aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Cry Havoc! And Let Slip The ONT
Well, y'all made it to another Friday. How about opening with some good news?
Anyone know any 14 year old boys looking to buy a house?
The trials and tribulations of a modern day Pinocchio
Fido Friday – Frienz edition
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) June 25, 2021
I wasn't aware that this was a pressing need at the beach
Self defense
Friday night game. How many can you get?
Good ole' boys
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) June 25, 2021
Bidenbob Squarehead
Common sense abortion control
Uptown Girl is a better song though
Does @billyjoel know this ? pic.twitter.com/jRjEyC14BI
— Heather Champion (@winningatmylife) June 18, 2021
Hunter Biden everybody
Coping skills
Word of the day
Well, that's embarassing
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) June 25, 2021
Nobody out pizzas my house
He's probably a gamer and those are his alts
Why the Greeks invented paper plates
They saw you coming a mile away
Birbs is smrt
He's not wrong
Be all that you can be
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: callsign claymore at June 25, 2021 09:00 PM (+SX4/)
Posted by: Duke Lowell (kTF2Z) at June 25, 2021 09:00 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: wing at June 25, 2021 09:00 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: callsign claymore at June 25, 2021 09:00 PM (+SX4/)
Posted by: Duke Lowell (kTF2Z) at June 25, 2021 09:00 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: JT at June 25, 2021 09:00 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: WeirdDave (it/it) at June 25, 2021 09:02 PM (371Op)
Posted by: callsign claymore at June 25, 2021 09:03 PM (+SX4/)
Posted by: Tonypete (Rvt88) at June 25, 2021 09:03 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Farmer at June 25, 2021 09:03 PM (55Qr6)
She puts carrots in her pizza sauce.
You can't tell.
And, I mean, it's not like it's chili!
Posted by: mindful webworker - saltines and pepperoni? at June 25, 2021 09:05 PM (V+bdf)
Posted by: runner at June 25, 2021 09:06 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Tonypete (Rvt88
Nice !
Posted by: JT at June 25, 2021 09:07 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Toni at June 25, 2021 09:07 PM (/c+mq)
Posted by: nurse ratched U2p+3 at June 25, 2021 09:07 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: runner at June 25, 2021 09:08 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: JT at June 25, 2021 09:08 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 25, 2021 09:08 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: JT at June 25, 2021 09:08 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 25, 2021 09:08 PM (Ap6+r)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 09:09 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: hiya at June 25, 2021 09:09 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Lord Squirrel
Pretty good, not bad
I can't complain
But actually, everything is just about the same
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 25, 2021 09:10 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 25, 2021 09:10 PM (e5f4b)
Posted by: JT at June 25, 2021 09:10 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2021 09:11 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 25, 2021 09:11 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz)
And that's good !
Posted by: JT at June 25, 2021 09:11 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Miley
Flee!
Flee far away!
I would pick Barbados
Posted by: Miklosian Advisories LLP at June 25, 2021 09:11 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JT at June 25, 2021 09:11 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Duke Lowell (kTF2Z) at June 25, 2021 09:12 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 09:09 PM (Mzdiz
How do we know it's really you and not the thing in the woods trying to win over the horde for free velveeta cheese and sardines?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2021 09:12 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Insomniac
While I was standing in line waiting to be served, a little girl (with her mother) ahead of me turned and said "Daddy?". I didn't think anything of it - just a stage or something I imagined.
Her mother turns around, looks me up and down and says "Maybe Honey, Mommy used to drink too much."
Posted by: Tonypete (Rvt88) at June 25, 2021 09:12 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Not even remotely Miklos at June 25, 2021 09:12 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 25, 2021 09:12 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Tonypete (Rvt88) at June 25, 2021 09:12 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet
There's a lot to be said for that !
Posted by: JT at June 25, 2021 09:13 PM (arJlL)
There are few things that are as happy as a crow with its own walnut all to himself. If they are tough to peck open, they drop them in traffic so cars can run them over.
I like crows I see them as a good luck thing. I have a long musing on why I feel that way.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 25, 2021 09:13 PM (ySM85)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at June 25, 2021 09:13 PM (HaL55)
Evil
Posted by: Dave in Idaho at June 25, 2021 09:13 PM (+LyKe)
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 25, 2021 09:13 PM (Um2IM)
Posted by: Toni (/c+mq) at June 25, 2021 09:13 PM (/c+mq)
Posted by: Picric at June 25, 2021 09:14 PM (3QnyK)
Posted by: Kindltot (ySM85) at June 25, 2021 09:14 PM (ySM85)
We are so very fortunate that our youngest was born in this century - she didn't have many of the medical issues that are unfortunately all to common in a lot of DS babies.
Great ONT!
And good evening, Horde!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at June 25, 2021 09:15 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 25, 2021 09:11 PM (nxdel)
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Always a solid plan for a rainy day! I may do the same in my new hammock tomorrow if it rains...
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 25, 2021 09:15 PM (Ap6+r)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2021 09:15 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) (ynpvh) at June 25, 2021 09:15 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2021 09:15 PM (4fSQf)
Oops.
Posted by: ace (it/it)
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Are we doing the pronoun thing here now????
Posted by: lin-duh at June 25, 2021 09:15 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Other Caribbean island nations have remote worker visas too.
But no luvv from Poco
Posted by: Miklos, who had entirely forgotten that there was a band called Poco at June 25, 2021 09:15 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 09:15 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Blor Utar, From Zimtok-5 at June 25, 2021 09:16 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: davidt at June 25, 2021 09:16 PM (3Bi4L)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 25, 2021 09:16 PM (csEWM)
the woods trying to win over the horde for free velveeta cheese and
sardines?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2021 09:12 PM (4fSQf)
It doesn't know my hashtag
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 09:16 PM (Mzdiz)
Oops.
Posted by: ace
Not seeing the issue here
Posted by: Miklosbot v. 183.57.118 at June 25, 2021 09:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
They're smarter than liberals.
Posted by: Tonypete (Rvt88) at June 25, 2021 09:17 PM (Rvt88)
*fistbump* Had a DS nephew.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at June 25, 2021 09:17 PM (HaL55)
And that thing in the woods is ... me.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 09:17 PM (Mzdiz)
https://youtu.be/84WpcmJ28Yg
Posted by: Jim S. at June 25, 2021 09:17 PM (bc3BS)
Posted by: Sandy at June 25, 2021 09:17 PM (Jsl/h)
Posted by: Toni (/c+mq)
OUCH !
Be secure in the knowledge that as an 'Ette, you're still beautiful !
Posted by: JT at June 25, 2021 09:17 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: runner at June 25, 2021 09:17 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 09:17 PM (Mzdiz)
Hopefully the hammock is out of the rain??
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 25, 2021 09:17 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: dartist at June 25, 2021 09:17 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 25, 2021 09:17 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2021 09:18 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Tonypete (Rvt8
at June 25, 2021 09:12Now
That's a hoot.
Posted by: Farmer at June 25, 2021 09:18 PM (55Qr6)
Evil
Posted by: Dave in Idaho at June 25, 2021 09:13 PM (+LyKe)
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Agreed. Bioethics seems like a field where the practitioners apply twisted logic to justify the most depraved obscenities to satisfy their bloodlust and hatred of humanity.
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 25, 2021 09:18 PM (Ap6+r)
Posted by: Miklos from the previous thread at June 25, 2021 09:18 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at June 25, 2021 09:18 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 09:17 PM (Mzdiz)
Come and get me!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 09:19 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 25, 2021 09:17 PM (nxdel)
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Yep. Fills up my sunroom at the moment, but it can easily be moved fully outside when it's nice. My cats don't quite know what to make of it...
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 25, 2021 09:19 PM (Ap6+r)
Meet the new hash
Same as the old hash
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 25, 2021 09:19 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton at June 25, 2021 09:19 PM (Jsl/h)
Posted by: Braenyard, (Okeht), says no to nic copying trolls at June 25, 2021 09:19 PM (Okeht)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 25, 2021 09:20 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 09:17 PM (Mzdiz)
Hey, they started it first. They pull my nuts off and try to smash 'em on the solar panels on the roof.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) (ynpvh) at June 25, 2021 09:20 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 09:17 PM (Mzdiz)
I used to walk a lot in the center of town and once I went to the Walmart way out south, and a crow got really excited to see me there. I felt bad because I didn't have any nuts on me to give him.
Posted by: Kindltot (ySM85) at June 25, 2021 09:20 PM (ySM85)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 09:17 PM (Mzdiz)
Come and get me!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
I...I can work with this.
Posted by: Dame Miklos-Barbara Cartland at June 25, 2021 09:20 PM (QzkSJ)
✏
Spiders have eyes... yeah, well, Spidey's tingly sense is more like the spider alerted by something in its web. So, totally scientific.
🕸
Friday night game - hey, I did this sometime last century:
http://mindfulwebworks.com/headshop/06/puzlpoem
🙉
Posted by: mindful webworker - contented with the content at June 25, 2021 09:20 PM (V+bdf)
gonna do the word puzzles now
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 25, 2021 09:20 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 25, 2021 09:21 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Roberta Flack at June 25, 2021 09:21 PM (Jsl/h)
Posted by: Blor Utar, From Zimtok-5 at June 25, 2021 09:21 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Ladyl at June 25, 2021 09:22 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Annie Rose at June 25, 2021 09:22 PM (RxeQy)
Posted by: Diogenes
Around here, we call raccoons Trash Pandiculators.
Posted by: Miklos, rejoicing on the banks of the Saluda at June 25, 2021 09:22 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 25, 2021 09:21 PM (axyOa
Did she tell you that's how you get hairy palms?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2021 09:22 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Blor Utar, From Zimtok-5 at June 25, 2021 09:21 PM (xxG/v)
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3 degrees below zero.
Posted by: Duke Lowell (kTF2Z) at June 25, 2021 09:22 PM (kTF2Z)
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It's a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2021 09:22 PM (Jsl/h)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) (ynpvh)
Dayum!
Posted by: Tonypete (Rvt88) at June 25, 2021 09:22 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 25, 2021 09:22 PM (Ap6+r)
Posted by: The Thing in the Woods (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 09:22 PM (Mzdiz)
Mumsey Dearest said if I kept on doing that, I'd go blind. So I just did it up until I needed glasses.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at June 25, 2021 09:23 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2021 09:23 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Dame Miklos-Barbara Cartland at June 25, 2021 09:20 PM (QzkSJ)
IMMORTALIZED! I loved her stuff when I was a teen. Saturnine lovers, torn bodices, etc.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 09:23 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Blor Utar, From Zimtok-5 at June 25, 2021 09:21 PM (xxG/v)
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12 is the only one I can't come up with an answer for. There are one or two others that I'm kinda iffy about.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 25, 2021 09:23 PM (CAJOC)
Of course, they just mean that all of the DS pregnancies are aborted.
Animals.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at June 25, 2021 09:23 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Blor Utar, From Zimtok-5 at June 25, 2021 09:23 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 25, 2021 09:21 PM (axyOa
Did she tell you that's how you get hairy palms?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2021 09:22 PM (4fSQf)
I think they sell those at the local nursery
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) (ynpvh) at June 25, 2021 09:23 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Sir Miklos Raleigh at June 25, 2021 09:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JT at June 25, 2021 09:23 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 09:15 PM (Mzdiz)
Well, duh!
Posted by: Ladyl at June 25, 2021 09:23 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2021 09:24 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2021 09:15 PM (63Dwl)
Nope, it was the sn
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 25, 2021 09:24 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Blor Utar, From Zimtok-5 at June 25, 2021 09:24 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2021 09:25 PM (Jsl/h)
Posted by: LASue at June 25, 2021 09:25 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 09:25 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklosian Advisories LLP at June 25, 2021 09:11 PM (QzkSJ)
Ahhh, the delicious smell of molasses being cooked down into rum as we pulled into port.
Posted by: clutch at June 25, 2021 09:25 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: davidt at June 25, 2021 09:25 PM (3Bi4L)
Posted by: callsign claymore at June 25, 2021 09:25 PM (+SX4/)
This is the silly little script kiddie troll. He's a real retard. He's really pissed at the hash verification thing that Jordan came up with last thread or so.
Posted by: The Thing in the Woods (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 09:26 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: JT at June 25, 2021 09:26 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 25, 2021 09:26 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: Ladyl at June 25, 2021 09:26 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: ace (it/it)
Still no see issue.
Also no Fakebook, Twatter, etc for me. Never and/or ever.
Posted by: Miklos is easily confused at June 25, 2021 09:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Dave in Idaho at June 25, 2021 09:26 PM (+LyKe)
Who's concerned about things that have been in place for many years. Bit late now.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 25, 2021 09:26 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: davidt at June 25, 2021 09:25 PM (3Bi4L)
Only if he's hiding in Harvey's prison.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) (ynpvh) at June 25, 2021 09:26 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 09:26 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Jordan61 - (GKopu) at June 25, 2021 09:27 PM (GKopu)
Posted by: Tonypete (Rvt88) at June 25, 2021 09:27 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Jean at June 25, 2021 09:27 PM (Xih1H)
I left you some comments at the end of the last thread.
Posted by: NaCly Dog ((whRlH) at June 25, 2021 09:27 PM (whRlH)
Posted by: Daddy Warbucks at June 25, 2021 09:27 PM (ZSK0i)
But all five of these individuals are wonderful people and they are some of the most conscientious workers one can find. People with Downs Syndrome certain do have a place in society and it is a shame that so many are aborted.
Posted by: Blor Utar, From Zimtok-5 at June 25, 2021 09:28 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: runner at June 25, 2021 09:28 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ladyl at June 25, 2021 09:23 PM (TdMsT)
Ladyl, put your hash, (TdMsT), in your nick, so we know it's you. This is Jordan's clever little troll socking deterrent.
Posted by: The Thing in the Woods (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 09:28 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Sir Miklos Raleigh, missing the unique aroma at June 25, 2021 09:28 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog ((whRlH) at June 25, 2021 09:27 PM (whRlH)
OK! Back soon!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 09:28 PM (Mzdiz)
Frustrating game, especially when asshole luckboxes think they're the best gamblers ever.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 25, 2021 09:29 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Tonypete (Rvt8
Tony, same. Lupus got him at 55. He held the whole family together.
Posted by: Jean at June 25, 2021 09:29 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 09:17 PM (Mzdiz)
Crows are dicks.
Posted by: Dumbo at June 25, 2021 09:29 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: AlaBAMA _4fSQf at June 25, 2021 09:29 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 09:17 PM (Mzdiz)
Crows are dicks.
Posted by: Dumbo at June 25, 2021 09:29 PM (oHd/0)
Agreed.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) (ynpvh) at June 25, 2021 09:29 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 25, 2021 09:29 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 25, 2021 09:29 PM (II3Gr)
Oops.
Posted by: ace (it/it) at June 25, 2021 09:12 PM (xP6cQ)
As long as my personal black tar heroin is anonymous, I'm cool
Posted by: 29Victor at June 25, 2021 09:30 PM (BJKQV)
May your night be filled with good sleep and good memories.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (whRlH) at June 25, 2021 09:30 PM (whRlH)
Posted by: dartist at June 25, 2021 09:30 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 25, 2021 09:29 PM (nxdel)
They need to probe us up the ass to find out how much methane we produce.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) (ynpvh) at June 25, 2021 09:30 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Blor Utar, From Zimtok-5 at June 25, 2021 09:28 PM (xxG/v)
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To be fair, aborting a Downs Syndrome baby is not exactly like going outside without a mask.
Posted by: Gruppenfuhrer Karen at June 25, 2021 09:30 PM (Jsl/h)
Posted by: Toni (/c+mq) at June 25, 2021 09:31 PM (/c+mq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 25, 2021 09:31 PM (L2ZTs)
Soon, oh Thing In The Woods
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 09:31 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 25, 2021 09:29 PM (II3Gr)
OK, now help me out with 12.
Posted by: Jordan61 - (GKopu) at June 25, 2021 09:31 PM (GKopu)
I'm pretty sure I had the book this page came out of. I'm pretty sure I didn't get 11 & 12 back then either.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 25, 2021 09:31 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: davidt at June 25, 2021 09:31 PM (3Bi4L)
Posted by: banana Dream at June 25, 2021 09:31 PM (Qa/tj)
Posted by: 29Victor at June 25, 2021 09:30 PM (BJKQV)
Hey, Hunter Biden is here with the Horde tonight!
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 25, 2021 09:32 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: callsign claymore at June 25, 2021 09:32 PM (+SX4/)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 09:32 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklostyfied at June 25, 2021 09:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: runner at June 25, 2021 09:28 PM (V13WU)
First stage: getting beaten with a tire iron.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 25, 2021 09:32 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 25, 2021 09:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: 29Victor at June 25, 2021 09:33 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Miklos is easily confused at June 25, 2021 09:26 PM (QzkSJ)
It thinks that hashes were just implemented in the last half hour or some shit, all special-delivery just because it's sooo effective at trolling, idk. Pretty funny. Like a fuckin' crack team of William Gibson hackers swung into action to put in the hashes or something, and they haven't been around for years.
Posted by: hogmartin (ghoDT) at June 25, 2021 09:33 PM (ghoDT)
Posted by: The Thing in the Woods formerly known as Publius(Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 09:34 PM (Mzdiz)
Soon, oh Thing In The Woods
Posted by: Miley
Common law marriage is a Thing in SC.
Or any Notary Public can Do the Deed.
Posted by: Miklos, duly notarized at June 25, 2021 09:34 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: runner at June 25, 2021 09:28 PM (V13WU)
First stage: getting beaten with a tire iron.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 25, 2021 09:32 PM (II3Gr)
I always assume some village is missing their idiot who lives under the bridge.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) (ynpvh) at June 25, 2021 09:34 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 25, 2021 09:34 PM (nxdel)
-- Jack Handey, Dad humorist
Posted by: Jimco Industries at June 25, 2021 09:34 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2021 09:34 PM (qAR6u)
Because there are only 5 Feet
Posted by: buzzion at June 25, 2021 09:34 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: banana Dream at June 25, 2021 09:31 PM (Qa/tj)
Me too. If nobody comes up with an answer in the next few minutes I'm just going to make something up and say that "it's meta." Apparently that's what you do now.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 25, 2021 09:34 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Dave in Idaho +LyKe at June 25, 2021 09:35 PM (+LyKe)
Your Grace, I have noted you have very strong man-management skills.
You are worth it, and he is a blessed man.
Not gtg.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (whRlH) at June 25, 2021 09:35 PM (whRlH)
Or you've had too many anchovy pizzas. Either way...
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 25, 2021 09:35 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: banana Dream at June 25, 2021 09:35 PM (Qa/tj)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 25, 2021 09:35 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: JT at June 25, 2021 09:35 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2021 09:35 PM (o/IVY)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 25, 2021 09:35 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant (VPKW1) at June 25, 2021 09:35 PM (VPKW1)
Posted by: Miklostyfied at June 25, 2021 09:32 PM (QzkSJ)
No
Posted by: Jordan61 - (GKopu) at June 25, 2021 09:35 PM (GKopu)
The thing in the woods belongs to Miley. For the rest of his days on this here rock going around the Sun, and likely beyond.
Posted by: The Thing in the Woods formerly known as Publius(Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 09:35 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Dumbo at June 25, 2021 09:35 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: lin-duh at June 25, 2021 09:35 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 09:35 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklostyfied at June 25, 2021 09:32 PM (QzkSJ)
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No, it's a script boy little troll. He's been socking regulars. Jordan came up with the idea to put your hash in your nic which is brilliant. Troll can sock your nic, but he can't match your hash.
Posted by: Duke Lowell (kTF2Z) at June 25, 2021 09:36 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Miklos is easily confused at June 25, 2021 09:26 PM (QzkSJ)
It thinks that hashes were just implemented in the last half hour or some shit, all special-delivery just because it's sooo effective at trolling, idk. Pretty funny. Like a fuckin' crack team of William Gibson hackers swung into action to put in the hashes or something, and they haven't been around for years.
Posted by: hogmartin (ghoDT) at June 25, 2021 09:33 PM (ghoDT)
Hashes have been there a long time. It was noticed in the last thread that the troll-poster's hash was different that the legitimate ones. It was suggested that we incorporate the hash into our name to show a match.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) (ynpvh) at June 25, 2021 09:36 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 25, 2021 09:36 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: JT at June 25, 2021 09:36 PM (arJlL)
That is the whiny bitch little troll.
Posted by: The Thing in the Woods Oh.
Thanks.
One might expect that a CoB would have ignited the flamethrower almost momentoniously.
Posted by: Miklos likes to make up new words, makes me sound Smrt at June 25, 2021 09:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 25, 2021 09:36 PM (vuisn)
Too much tequila. lol! I'm off to bed to listen to the thunder and enjoy the sound of raindrops on the roof. Night all.. stay safe.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 25, 2021 09:36 PM (nxdel)
ace is almost never, repeat, never on the ONT.
He must have a French wife and four kids.
Got to go
Posted by: NaCly Dog (whRlH) at June 25, 2021 09:36 PM (whRlH)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 09:36 PM (L2ZTs)
Animals.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at June 25, 2021 09:23 PM (SRRAx)
Yes
Posted by: clutch at June 25, 2021 09:37 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 25, 2021 09:37 PM (oEn12)
There was a project, I think in Holland, where they have crow "vending machines" where the crows bring in trash like cigarette buts and they get treats.
I suspect that within a month of learning how the thing works, they will start bringing in pebbles instead.
Posted by: Kindltot (ySM85) at June 25, 2021 09:37 PM (ySM85)
Frustrating game, especially when asshole luckboxes think they're the best gamblers ever.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 25, 2021 09:29 PM
Eventually the luckboxes' luck runs out; you just have to be there when it does. And you should actually compliment their bad plays that luck out (as difficult as that is to do).
Don't tap the glass.
Posted by: Chuck C at June 25, 2021 09:37 PM (EughT)
How'd you get outta the can ?
Posted by: JT
Prince Albert helped him.
Posted by: Tonypete
Which one jumped the motorcycle over the barbed wire fence ?
Posted by: JT at June 25, 2021 09:37 PM (arJlL)
-- Jack Handey, Dad humorist
Posted by: Jimco Industries at June 25, 2021 09:34 PM (buTO7)
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I once took a video of hundreds of crows that had taken over a bunch of trees at the end of the block. The noise was incredible.
I texted it to my family, and my brother texted back with a similar line from Caw.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 25, 2021 09:38 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 25, 2021 09:38 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: AlaBAMA _4fSQf at June 25, 2021 09:38 PM (4fSQf)
You are worth it, and he is a blessed man.
Not gtg.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (whRlH) at June 25, 2021 09:35 PM (whRlH)
Awwwww, you are such a sweetheart, {{{Salty}}}! I'm blessed to have him.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 09:38 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 09:39 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Duke Lowell (kTF2Z) at June 25, 2021 09:36 PM (kTF2Z)
I can't take credit. I vaguely remember having to do this at some point in the past.
Posted by: Jordan61 - (GKopu) at June 25, 2021 09:39 PM (GKopu)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 25, 2021 09:39 PM (SchxB)
Socking me (it has happened before) might pose a unique challenge.
Posted by: Miklos, Man of International Nic Mystery at June 25, 2021 09:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: callsign claymore at June 25, 2021 09:39 PM (+SX4/)
Posted by: The Thing in the Woods formerly known as Publius(Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 09:35 PM (Mzdiz)
Yes, yes you do. For all time. I will never let you go.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 09:39 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Acestacus at June 25, 2021 09:39 PM (Jsl/h)
As far as the dickless trolls are concerned, I know enough of the regulars that the trolling shines through.
Posted by: SMH at June 25, 2021 09:39 PM (g33zk)
Posted by: 29Victor at June 25, 2021 09:40 PM (BJKQV)
This is the idea, which Jordan came up with in the last thread or so:
Put your hash in your nick. Your hash is generated from your IP4 address, which puts at the end of your tagline. If these match, it's you, and not the troll. The troll can sock your entire nick line, but he can't match the hash.
This works fine unless your IP address changes a lot, which it will with certain cellular ISPs and so forth.
Posted by: The Thing in the Woods formerly known as Publius(Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 09:40 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) (ynpvh) at June 25, 2021 09:36 PM (ynpvh)
No, don't tell it that. It thinks that hashes are a fancy new feature that was just implemented just for its benefit.
Posted by: hogmartin (ghoDT) at June 25, 2021 09:40 PM (ghoDT)
Posted by: lin-duh at June 25, 2021 09:35 PM (UUBmN)
#10 clue: What are those titles called?#12: haven't figured yet#14 clue: there are two of them
#19 clue: spells something in reverse...#21 clue: what is he over?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) (ynpvh) at June 25, 2021 09:40 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: mindful webworker - my hash is over there---> at June 25, 2021 09:40 PM (V+bdf)
Posted by: JT at June 25, 2021 09:40 PM (arJlL)
Animals.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
Yes
Posted by: clutch
Barbaric - and the biggest human rights issue of our time.
Posted by: Tonypete (Rvt88) at June 25, 2021 09:40 PM (Rvt88)
Yes, yes you do. For all time. I will never let you go.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
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Get a room.
Posted by: SMH at June 25, 2021 09:40 PM (g33zk)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) (ynpvh) at June 25, 2021 09:36 PM (ynpvh)
No, don't tell it that. It thinks that hashes are a fancy new feature that was just implemented just for its benefit.Posted by: hogmartin (ghoDT) at June 25, 2021 09:40 PM (ghoDT)
Oh...um...uh...um...yeah, that's right...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) (ynpvh) at June 25, 2021 09:41 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: AlaBAMA _4fSQf
What would be an example of an impractical joke?
Posted by: Miklos, Man of Inquiring Mind at June 25, 2021 09:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Hints so far:
-practical joke
-banana peel
I see a roman numeral 3 followed by a 1. over what looks like a domino 2.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 25, 2021 09:41 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: 29Victor at June 25, 2021 09:42 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: SMH at June 25, 2021 09:40 PM (g33zk)
LOL, SMH. I was just gonna ask if anyone else felt weird being a part of their foreplay...
Posted by: Jordan61 - (GKopu) at June 25, 2021 09:42 PM (GKopu)
Posted by: Dr. Varno
You mean....it didn't?
How disappointing....
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 25, 2021 09:42 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Miklos, Man of Inquiring Mind at June 25, 2021 09:41 PM (QzkSJ)
A joke that costs far more than it should. AOC for instance.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 25, 2021 09:42 PM (BJKQV)
https://tinyurl.com/5b8fcu43
It's like if Schroedinger and John Madden diagramed a game of 43-man Squamish.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at June 25, 2021 09:43 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Miklos, Man of Inquiring Mind at June 25, 2021 09:41 PM (QzkSJ)
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If you have to produce an actual priest, and rabbi, and a kangaroo, that's impractical.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2021 09:43 PM (Jsl/h)
Posted by: lin-duh at June 25, 2021 09:43 PM (UUBmN)
We'll settle down. Sorry.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 09:43 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos, again unconcerned at June 25, 2021 09:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JT at June 25, 2021 09:43 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 25, 2021 09:43 PM (QU5/8)
Or is that the gag? there is no answer to 12.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 25, 2021 09:40 PM (BJKQV)
Finally got #12. Got it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) (ynpvh) at June 25, 2021 09:43 PM (ynpvh)
Shit, I'm wondering if that's the troll's El Camino. Sweet ride, dude.
Posted by: Pastafarian (sgHEm) at June 25, 2021 09:44 PM (sgHEm)
Yes, yes you do. For all time. I will never let you go.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
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Get a room.
Posted by: SMH at June 25, 2021 09:40 PM (g33zk)
*Airplane! awww scene*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMh9hPGNGKE
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 25, 2021 09:44 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 09:39 PM
I'll be in Vegas in a few weeks. I hope I can practice what I preach.
Posted by: Chuck C at June 25, 2021 09:44 PM (EughT)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 25, 2021 09:43 PM (QU5/
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Rivvid!
*hic*
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at June 25, 2021 09:44 PM (Jsl/h)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2021 09:43 PM (Jsl/h)
Not to mention a 19 year old female virgin from Philadelphia.
Posted by: AlaBAMA _4fSQf at June 25, 2021 09:44 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: dartist at June 25, 2021 09:44 PM (+ya+t)
Hints so far:
-practical joke
-banana peel
I see a roman numeral 3 followed by a 1. over what looks like a domino 2.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 25, 2021 09:41 PM (csEWM)
Think letters and geometrical shapes
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) (ynpvh) at June 25, 2021 09:44 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) (ynpvh) at June 25, 2021 09:43 PM (ynpvh)
What is it. I'll give you money.
Well, not money, but I'll say "thank you."
Posted by: 29Victor at June 25, 2021 09:44 PM (BJKQV)
Damn, tonight is garbage night. Forgot. For two houses here, ours and my folks. And it's nearly 11. Thing in the Woods out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 09:45 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Cicero
Hell, that's half our business.
Posted by: Miklos' Australian-Themed Kosher Pub and Confessional at June 25, 2021 09:45 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA _4fSQf at June 25, 2021 09:45 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: 29Victor at June 25, 2021 09:42 PM (BJKQV)
HAHAHA
Posted by: Jordan61 - (GKopu) at June 25, 2021 09:45 PM (GKopu)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
Well, only in this particular reality.
In other realities, it may be rated higher, or over-rated.
The great twist in the end is.....
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 25, 2021 09:46 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Miklosian punchlines at June 25, 2021 09:46 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at June 25, 2021 09:43 PM (Dc2NZ)
Just read the first few lines of that and decided to set it aside until I actually watch it (it's been on my list for a few years, so it'll be the next one I watch (except I haven't watched a movie since late 201
).
Have you seen either Primer or Triangle? If so, how would you say it compares to those?
Posted by: hogmartin (ghoDT) at June 25, 2021 09:46 PM (ghoDT)
However there is less chance of winding up with a face full of sillystring while trying to ramp up a particle accelerator, for example, no matter what CERN is claiming this week
Posted by: Kindltot (ySM85) at June 25, 2021 09:47 PM (ySM85)
Posted by: AlaBAMA _4fSQf at June 25, 2021 09:45 PM (4fSQf)
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I had to replace two turbos a few years ago.
Price tag: $12000
Oof.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2021 09:47 PM (Jsl/h)
Cats bring us all sorts of shit. Few birds however.
Dentate'
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 25, 2021 09:47 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 25, 2021 09:41 PM (csEWM)
Think letters and geometrical shapes
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) (ynpvh) at June 25, 2021 09:44 PM (ynpvh)
think eye and circle
Posted by: runner at June 25, 2021 09:48 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Jordan61 - (GKopu) at June 25, 2021 09:48 PM (GKopu)
Price tag: $12000
Oof.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2021 09:47 PM (Jsl/h)
Holy shit. On what?
Posted by: hogmartin (ghoDT) at June 25, 2021 09:48 PM (ghoDT)
Price tag: $12000
Oof.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2021 09:47 PM (Jsl/h
Holy smokes! Where they on a Lamborghini?
Posted by: AlaBAMA _4fSQf at June 25, 2021 09:48 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) (ynpvh) at June 25, 2021 09:44 PM (ynpvh)
Of course! It's the old saying "Three I's separated by a space from one I over two circles." My grandma used to say that all the time!
Posted by: 29Victor at June 25, 2021 09:48 PM (BJKQV)
Why do shitheads have to butt into other folks' fun.
Posted by: nurse ratched U2p+3 at June 25, 2021 09:48 PM (U2p+3)
Price tag: $12000
Oof.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
American money ?
Posted by: JT at June 25, 2021 09:48 PM (arJlL)
Price tag: $12000
Oof.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2021 09:47 PM (Jsl/h
Holy smokes! Where they on a Lamborghini?
Posted by:
yeah, what were those in?
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 09:49 PM (UTvLT)
However there is less chance of winding up with a face full of sillystring while trying to ramp up a particle accelerator, for example, no matter what CERN is claiming this week
Posted by: Kindltot (ySM85) at June 25, 2021 09:47 PM (ySM85)
Haha, I had you believing you had 5 sigma relevance in the experiment when you only have 2!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) (ynpvh) at June 25, 2021 09:49 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: AlaBAMA _4fSQf at June 25, 2021 09:45 PM (4fSQf)
maybe that is the breadboard electromechanical plasma exiters for the non-hydrogen fuel?
Posted by: Kindltot (ySM85) at June 25, 2021 09:49 PM (ySM85)
Dentate'
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Italian cats like their birds al dentate
Posted by: Chef Miklos Boiardi at June 25, 2021 09:49 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: callsign claymore at June 25, 2021 09:49 PM (+SX4/)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 09:49 PM (UTvLT)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) (ynpvh) at June 25, 2021 09:44 PM (ynpvh)
think eye and circle
Posted by: runner
Somebody is really tired?
Posted by: Tonypete (Rvt88) at June 25, 2021 09:49 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at June 25, 2021 09:23 PM (SRRAx)
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Well, we're not going to buy Iceland, We're going to buy Greenland!
Posted by: Braenyard, (Okeht), says no to nic copying trolls at June 25, 2021 09:49 PM (Okeht)
Posted by: AlaBAMA _4fSQf at June 25, 2021 09:49 PM (4fSQf)
$12,000 for two turbos! Do you drive a locomotive?
Posted by: clutch at June 25, 2021 09:50 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) (ynpvh) at June 25, 2021 09:44 PM (ynpvh)
Of course! It's the old saying "Three I's separated by a space from
one I over two circles." My grandma used to say that all the time!
Posted by: 29Victor at June 25, 2021 09:48 PM (BJKQV)
Yeah, I used to visit grandma all the time in the nut house...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) (ynpvh) at June 25, 2021 09:50 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: LASue at June 25, 2021 09:50 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: runner at June 25, 2021 09:50 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 09:49 PM (UTvLT)
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Mercedes E550, 4.7 liter V-8.
And I shopped around.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2021 09:51 PM (Jsl/h)
Price tag: $12000
Oof.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2021 09:47 PM (Jsl/h
Holy smokes! Where they on a Lamborghini?
Posted by: AlaBAMA _4fSQf at June 25, 2021 09:48 PM (4fSQf)
RX-7?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 25, 2021 09:51 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 25, 2021 09:51 PM (7qMP0)
1. Sand box, 2. Man overboard , 3. I understand, 4. Reading between the lines , 5. Long underwear , 6. Crossroads, 7. Downtown, 8. Tricycle, 9. Split level
10. Three degrees below zero, 11. Neon lights (knee on lights), 12. Circles under the eyes /wearing glasses (4 eyes?) , 13. High chair, 14. Pair of dice (paradise)
15. Touchdown , 16. Six feet under ground, 17. Mind over matter, 18. Hes beside himself, 19. Backward glance, 20. Life after death, 21. G.I. Overseas, 22. ?
23. See through blouse, 24. Just between you and me
Posted by: Jean at June 25, 2021 09:51 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 09:51 PM (UTvLT)
I watched the whole thing even though I saw the movie about ten years ago. Wrapped up most of it pretty neatly.
Posted by: .|.. at June 25, 2021 09:48 PM (dscaa)
I'll see if I can find that. One neat thing about Primer is that if you graph the number of times you've seen it on the x axis and your understanding of it on y, it's a parabola that intercepts x going negative at around 2-3 times and back up around 5-6.
Posted by: hogmartin (ghoDT) at June 25, 2021 09:51 PM (ghoDT)
10. Three degrees below zero, 11. Neon lights (knee on lights), 12. Circles under the eyes /wearing glasses (4 eyes?) , 13. High chair, 14. Pair of dice (paradise)
15. Touchdown , 16. Six feet under ground, 17. Mind over matter, 18. Hes beside himself, 19. Backward glance, 20. Life after death, 21. G.I. Overseas, 22. ?
23. See through blouse, 24. Just between you and me
Posted by: J
and why give the answers?
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 09:51 PM (UTvLT)
Posted by:
yeah, what were those in?Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 09:49 PM (UTvLT)
Hunter's recreational medicines.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) (ynpvh) at June 25, 2021 09:52 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jean at June 25, 2021 09:52 PM (Xih1H)
And I shopped around.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2021 09:51 PM (Jsl/h)
Two words:
After market
Posted by: AlaBAMA _4fSQf at June 25, 2021 09:52 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: misslurk'ette at June 25, 2021 09:52 PM (GDpRb)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 09:52 PM (UTvLT)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) (ynpvh) at June 25, 2021 09:52 PM (ynpvh)
Best I could come up with is "No two are identical."
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 09:52 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) (ynpvh) at June 25, 2021 09:44 PM (ynpvh)
think eye and circle
Posted by: runner
Somebody is really tired?
Posted by: Tonypete (Rvt8
at June 25, 2021 09:49 PM (Rvt8
Wait, that is it? That's silly. Why have thee Is on one side and one on the other?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 25, 2021 09:53 PM (csEWM)
Kinda like women.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 25, 2021 09:53 PM (vuisn)
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no clue what that means, just wanted to paste my hash to my nic.
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at June 25, 2021 09:53 PM (+ya+t)
And I shopped around.
Posted by: Cicero
there ya go, that is why.
in fairness, as much fun as you had behind that engine, $12,000 is fair.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 09:53 PM (UTvLT)
Posted by: buzzion at June 25, 2021 09:53 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: runner at June 25, 2021 09:53 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: AlaBAMA _4fSQf at June 25, 2021 09:54 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) (ynpvh) at June 25, 2021 09:44 PM (ynpvh)
**********
31 over boobs.
Posted by: Blor Utar, From Zimtok-5 at June 25, 2021 09:54 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: confederatefifth
Its like the "Who Disses; after they give the answers, I STILL don't know who the fook they are !
Posted by: JT at June 25, 2021 09:54 PM (arJlL)
A friend feed crows on his back deck, they bring him presents too.
Posted by: Kindltot (ySM85) at June 25, 2021 09:14 PM (ySM85)
I do the same for about 3 years now. I've received a couple gifts, a small spring and a small piece of bright plastic. Still waiting for them to drop off a 5' 2" short haired 26 year old brunette woman.
Posted by: Beartooth at June 25, 2021 09:54 PM (yAio1)
HE>i
It took me a while to figure it out.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 09:55 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 25, 2021 09:53 PM (csEWM
Cause the circles have to be under the eyes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA _4fSQf at June 25, 2021 09:55 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: JT at June 25, 2021 09:55 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Blor Utar, From Zimtok-5 at June 25, 2021 09:54 PM (xxG
The best answer. A moron answer.
Posted by: AlaBAMA _4fSQf at June 25, 2021 09:55 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 09:55 PM (L2ZTs)
Well that thing is just set up weird. It looks like HEKI.
Posted by: Jordan61 - (GKopu) at June 25, 2021 09:56 PM (GKopu)
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at June 25, 2021 09:56 PM (3Bi4L)
Uh.... no.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 25, 2021 09:56 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: hogmartin
This sounds suspiciously like some variety of Math.
Posted by: Miklos, who understands that Math is Rayciss at June 25, 2021 09:57 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: callsign claymore at June 25, 2021 09:57 PM (+SX4/)
Then I realized it's not that. :-)
There's also NOTW, with the T (lower case) crossing through the O.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 09:57 PM (L2ZTs)
Or so I told myself.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2021 09:57 PM (Jsl/h)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 25, 2021 09:57 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: hogmartin (ghoDT) at June 25, 2021 09:46 PM (ghoDT)
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Neither, but they are on my list.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at June 25, 2021 09:57 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: pj at June 25, 2021 09:57 PM (G1dq6)
Meaning they tell their crow friends about bad people and then all of the crows keep an eye on who the kin are.
Across generations of crows and people.
Posted by: .|.. at June 25, 2021 09:54 PM (dscaa)
I look at crows like a predator would. The generally fly off after a minute of this. Except when they're in my pecan tree stealing my nuts.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) (ynpvh) at June 25, 2021 09:57 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: runner at June 25, 2021 09:57 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Splunge at June 25, 2021 09:58 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: Capt. Queeg at June 25, 2021 09:58 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: callsign claymore at June 25, 2021 09:57 PM (+SX4/)
Also a song by the Andrews Sisters, IIRC. Although that was 'Mister 5x5.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 25, 2021 09:58 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 09:57 PM (L2ZTs)
Yeah, I thought that one was for a band.
Posted by: Jordan61 - (GKopu) at June 25, 2021 09:59 PM (GKopu)
Posted by: Blor Utar, From Zimtok-5 at June 25, 2021 09:54 PM (xxG
The best answer. A moron answer.
Posted by: AlaBAMA _4fSQf at June 25, 2021 09:55 PM (4fSQf)
or Boobs under 31
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) (ynpvh) at June 25, 2021 09:59 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 09:59 PM (L2ZTs)
It is a reference to God= HE is greater than I.
Posted by: lin-duh at June 25, 2021 10:00 PM (UUBmN)
when your brother says he does not have enough $ to go home for the holidays you get the sob the first class ticket home but instead of going from miami to sf the short way it goes east.
it might cost you $30,000, but when he rings you from new delhi to share his thoughts it is worth it.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 10:00 PM (UTvLT)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 10:00 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Miklos, or so he is informed at June 25, 2021 10:00 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at June 25, 2021 10:00 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 10:00 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Capt. Queeg
"AHHHH, but the STRAWBERRIES ! That's THAT'S where you had them !"
Posted by: JT at June 25, 2021 10:00 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: misslurk'ette at June 25, 2021 09:52 PM (GDpRb)
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Knee on lights. Say it out loud.
Posted by: Duke Lowell (kTF2Z) at June 25, 2021 10:01 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 10:01 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 25, 2021 10:01 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Jordan61 - (GKopu) at June 25, 2021 10:01 PM (GKopu)
Posted by: Miklos, or so he is informed at June 25, 2021 10:00 PM (QzkSJ)
used or unused?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) (ynpvh) at June 25, 2021 10:01 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 10:00 PM (UTvLT)
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Awww, New Delhi. Fabled gateway to Agra.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2021 10:01 PM (Jsl/h)
Posted by: Miklos, Man of Inquiring Mind at June 25, 2021 09:41 PM (QzkSJ)
A joke that costs far more than it should. AOC for instance.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 25, 2021 09:42 PM (BJKQV)
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AOC... Another Obnoxious Communist
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 25, 2021 10:02 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: confederatefifth
I did a round-the-world ticket in Business Class for about $8000
So definitely worth it
Posted by: Miklos, not admitted to India because no visa at June 25, 2021 10:02 PM (QzkSJ)
lowers are also back on the market for prices well <$100 if you look for them. need to FFL transfer those, so find out what your local toy store is charging for transfer fees...
BIAB: dinner just hit the table!
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 25, 2021 10:02 PM (L5VHP)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 25, 2021 10:03 PM (L5VHP)
So definitely worth it
Posted by: M
no hot towels or chocolate chip cookies though.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 10:03 PM (UTvLT)
Here's another fun mental exercise: imagine Breaking Bad, if it was written and produced by Gene Roddenberry.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 10:03 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: JT at June 25, 2021 10:03 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) (ynpvh) at June 25, 2021 10:01 PM (ynpvh)
This is an important question.
Posted by: Jordan61 - (GKopu) at June 25, 2021 10:03 PM (GKopu)
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Just when I thought I knew it all, lol, thanks!
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at June 25, 2021 10:03 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Blor Utar, From Zimtok-5 at June 25, 2021 09:54 PM (xxG/v)
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All eyes on boobs
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 25, 2021 10:03 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: r
does this mean he is eating off the gril of his truck?
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 10:04 PM (UTvLT)
Posted by: 29Victor at June 25, 2021 09:30
Didn't know Hunter Biden was posting here.
Posted by: Farmer at June 25, 2021 10:04 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: banana Dream at June 25, 2021 10:04 PM (Qa/tj)
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at June 25, 2021 10:00 PM (+ya+t)
According to Wikipedia they got their name from a neighboring tribe which is translated as "Children of the large-beaked bird." French translated the name as "People of the crow."
Posted by: buzzion at June 25, 2021 10:04 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 10:03 PM (L2ZTs)
Can't, sorry. I don't do Star Trek.
Posted by: Jordan61 - (GKopu) at June 25, 2021 10:04 PM (GKopu)
- Sherwood Schwartz
- Joss Whedon
- Gene Roddenberry (mentioned above)
- Stephen J. Cannell
- Norman Lear
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 10:04 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 25, 2021 10:04 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 10:04 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 25, 2021 10:05 PM (HnNKD)
Posted by: AlaBAMA _4fSQf at June 25, 2021 10:05 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 25, 2021 10:01 PM (tjZg/)
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"i'm in Artillery! play anything, just play it loud!"
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 25, 2021 10:05 PM (L5VHP)
Posted by: callsign claymore at June 25, 2021 10:05 PM (+SX4/)
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Just when I thought I knew it all, lol, thanks!
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at June 25, 2021 10:03 PM (+ya+t)
I knew it, but only because it's in a book I'm reading.
Posted by: Jordan61 - (GKopu) at June 25, 2021 10:05 PM (GKopu)
- Sherwood Schwartz
- Joss Whedon
- Gene Roddenberry (mentioned above)
- Stephen J. Cannell
- Norman Lear
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 10:04 PM (L2ZTs)
or Sid and Marty Kroft
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 25, 2021 10:06 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: confederatefifth
In Bangkok, every floor of the hotel had "towel girls" 24/7.
I survived.
Posted by: Miklos, tales to not tell at June 25, 2021 10:06 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 25, 2021 10:06 PM (2iDSr)
So definitely worth it
Posted by: Miklos, not admitted to India because no visa at June 25, 2021 10:02 PM (QzkSJ)
*raised eyebrow*
Is... is that some kind of sex thing? That sounds like some kind of sex thing.
Posted by: hogmartin (ghoDT) at June 25, 2021 10:06 PM (ghoDT)
Posted by: Jordan61 - (GKopu) at June 25, 2021 10:07 PM (GKopu)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 25, 2021 10:07 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: callsign claymore at June 25, 2021 10:05 PM (+SX4/)
Watch it in slow mo. If Kilmer had real bullets he'd have shot his own arm.
Posted by: AlaBAMA _4fSQf at June 25, 2021 10:07 PM (4fSQf)
It would become a show *promoting* meth...
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 10:07 PM (L2ZTs)
You'd be more likely to get a face full of serious string.
Evening Horde, I had to go pick up little from work, I'm just catching up. I see we have a gnat buzzing about. Pathetic little thing, isn't he?
Posted by: Weirddave at June 25, 2021 10:07 PM (8Cs8c)
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kamala
garden golf ball hose
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Posted by: .|.. at June 25, 2021 10:06 PM (dscaa)
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Hey, WTAF?
Posted by: Chrome On A Trailer Hitch Ball at June 25, 2021 10:07 PM (Jsl/h)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 25, 2021 10:08 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it
Yeah, I remember reading about how hard of hearing Jerry Pournellle became, largely because he was in Arty when he was in the Army.
And just a side comment, based on your nic.
We were driving out of our small town this evening, and someone had a banner flying out in front of his house......"F*CK BIDEN!"
That guy's gonna get droned.....
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 25, 2021 10:08 PM (tjZg/)
I survived.
Posted by: Miklos, tales to not tell at June 25, 2021 10:06 PM (QzkSJ
*does air quotes*
Girls
Posted by: AlaBAMA _4fSQf at June 25, 2021 10:08 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: callsign claymore at June 25, 2021 10:08 PM (+SX4/)
Read the crow thing. Cute. The lens cap story is bullshit but it's all cute.
Related. Short and sweet. And cute.
https://youtu.be/HWXe7Js6GnI
Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2021 10:08 PM (BcEce)
So definitely worth it
Posted by: Miklos, not admitted to India because no visa at June 25, 2021 10:02 PM (QzkSJ)
*raised eyebrow*
Is... is that some kind of sex thing? That sounds like some kind of sex thing.
Posted by: hogmartin (ghoDT) at June 25, 2021 10:06 PM (ghoDT)
You can get an "round-the-workd" in an Arkansas trailer park for 20 bucks and a forty.
Posted by: Roy at June 25, 2021 10:09 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 25, 2021 10:09 PM (vuisn)
_DM
Posted by: Braenyard, (Okeht), says no to nic copying trolls at June 25, 2021 10:09 PM (Okeht)
"President Biden, what's the thinking behind the new Reparations to Iran policy?"
"Black slacks...."
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 25, 2021 10:09 PM (2iDSr)
up. I see we have a gnat buzzing about. Pathetic little thing, isn't he?
Yeah, that's why everybody put their hash in their nic. Wait a minute, that didn't come out right...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at June 25, 2021 10:09 PM (HaL55)
Is... is that some kind of sex thing? That sounds like some kind of sex thing.
Posted by: hogmartin
Oh hell no, I ain't that crazy or rich.
"Around the World" behind the Waffle House costs maybe $80
Posted by: Miklos, thrifty, economical tightwad at June 25, 2021 10:09 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) (ynpvh) at June 25, 2021 10:09 PM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/549cj35s
There's going to be a musical movie coming out soon based on the music of Sparks, btw.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 25, 2021 10:10 PM (xPl2J)
HE>i
It is a reference to God= HE is greater than I.
Posted by: lin-duh at June 25, 2021 10:00 PM (UUBmN)
It is simple logic.
Posted by: Kindltot (ySM85) at June 25, 2021 10:10 PM (ySM85)
Girls
Posted by: AlaBAMA _4fSQf at June 25, 2021 10:08 PM (4fSQf)
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They're hairless and kinda hot. Close enough.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2021 10:10 PM (Jsl/h)
_DM
Posted by: Braenyard, (Okeht), says no to nic copying trolls at June 25, 2021 10:09 PM (Okeht
It's okay. It's *air quotes* good racism.
Posted by: AlaBAMA _4fSQf at June 25, 2021 10:10 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Dr. Varno a
Then it's just the Smile High Club
Posted by: Miklos at 35,000 feet at June 25, 2021 10:12 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: banana Dream
Upstream Color. It's about people getting dosed with Scopolamine and teh consequences of it.
Both movies are great and are works of art. Shane Carruth wrote and directed both. Super talented dude. Many are impatiently waiting for him come out with his 3rd.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 25, 2021 10:12 PM (7qMP0)
Posted by: Roy at June 25, 2021 10:12 PM (Ti+Tv)
Ringo shoots him in the head.
Exact same way Ringo buys the farm.
Posted by: callsign claymore at June 25, 2021 10:12 PM (+SX4/)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 10:14 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 25, 2021 10:14 PM (weGKL)
Olympics...
We didn't? Sure coulda fooled me.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at June 25, 2021 10:14 PM (HaL55)
_DM
Posted by: Braenyard
John Thompson already did that in 1988 (one white player).
Lost to the Rooskies
Posted by: Miklos, out-pointing at June 25, 2021 10:14 PM (QzkSJ)
How's the bride to be?
Posted by: nurse ratched U2p+3 at June 25, 2021 10:15 PM (U2p+3)
Olympics
fair enough, however, do the get to come back in after?
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 10:15 PM (UTvLT)
Posted by: Roy
"Mom! You still awake?"
Posted by: Tonypete (Rvt88) at June 25, 2021 10:16 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Roy
It has gone up.
Carleen would not lie about that.
Better damn well not.
Posted by: Miklos, with Responsibilities at June 25, 2021 10:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA _4fSQf at June 25, 2021 10:16 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: callsign claymore at June 25, 2021 10:17 PM (+SX4/)
https://youtu.be/HWXe7Js6GnI
Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2021 10:08 PM (BcEce)
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The crows that I'm familiar with are considerably larger than those in the vid.
Posted by: Braenyard, (Okeht), says no to nic copying trolls at June 25, 2021 10:17 PM (Okeht)
I on the other hand am melting in the 90F heat today. It was so pink this morning at dawn I thought we would get rain
Posted by: Kindltot (ySM85) at June 25, 2021 10:17 PM (ySM85)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at June 25, 2021 10:17 PM (HaL55)
Olympics
fair enough, however, do the get to come back in after?
Posted by: confederatefifth at
So you pass up a Steve Kerr because he's white?
This is so effed up.
Posted by: nurse ratched U2p+3 at June 25, 2021 10:18 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: banana Dream at June 25, 2021 10:18 PM (Qa/tj)
Posted by: Braenyard, (Okeht), says no to nic copying trolls at June 25, 2021 10:09 PM (Okeht)
Rugby is not an Olympic sport, and if it were, New Zealand would have dibs on that team.
Posted by: hogmartin (ghoDT) at June 25, 2021 10:18 PM (ghoDT)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 10:18 PM (UTvLT)
Uh.... no.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 25, 2021 09:56 PM
Coke? I remember them. Used to drink that on a hot summer's day. Used to mix it with rum.
FYI, I have found that rum and a bottle of water mixed with fruit punch mix is almost as good as a rum and coke. F. Coke
Posted by: Chuck C at June 25, 2021 10:19 PM (EughT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA _4fSQf at June 25, 2021 10:19 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 10:19 PM (UTvLT)
Posted by: Miklos, half the damn trailer park knows that story at June 25, 2021 10:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at June 25, 2021 10:20 PM (+ya+t)
"Ex-NBA star LeBron James dies in hail of bullets as a result of throwing a tantrum at cops after being caught molesting the Care Bear collection at a Los Angeles Goodwill store, then engaging in a 3-hour slow-speed chase"
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 10:20 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at June 25, 2021 10:21 PM (HaL55)
One of my all-time favorite album covers, although I've never owned or even heard the album:
https://tinyurl.com/549cj35s
There's going to be a musical movie coming out soon based on the music of Sparks, btw.
Posted by: qdpsteve
I like that album. It's from their "disco" era. They had quite a few records over the years.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2021 10:22 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 10:23 PM (L2ZTs)
But I ain't plugging in my Las Vegas bookie's phone number. I got standards, people!
Posted by: callsign claymore (+SX4/) at June 25, 2021 10:24 PM (+SX4/)
And that's a Chevy Sprint, so exactly 0 hp is going to the rear wheels.
Posted by: spindrift at June 25, 2021 10:24 PM (5RbWk)
Like unleaded gas. You pay extra for an additive that was taken out.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at June 25, 2021 10:21 PM (HaL55)
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Chopper-knock can be both harmful and embarrassing.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2021 10:24 PM (Jsl/h)
Yeah, it's getting a bit creepy. It seems to be happening everywhere all over the world all at the same time, which makes me a trifling bit concerned.
It appears that the entire world is losing its mind.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at June 25, 2021 10:24 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: pookysgirl's eyes are now permanently rolling at June 25, 2021 10:25 PM (pgWnM)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at June 25, 2021 10:25 PM (QQ6wR)
who is he?
for 100?
Posted by: confederatefifth at
He's a Pac 10 kid who went pro and won five titles as a player and three more as a coach.
I watched him play college when I was a student and he played for Arizona.
Fun to watch
Posted by: nurse ratched U2p+3 at June 25, 2021 10:25 PM (U2p+3)
That is because the average crow is smarter than the average liberal.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 25, 2021 10:26 PM (G2jKu)
Posted by: nurse ratched U2p+3 at June 25, 2021 10:27 PM (U2p+3)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BUCHMPd3hY
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 25, 2021 10:27 PM (sJHOI)
I was actually waiting for local TV news to call the disruptive cows white supremacists...
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 10:27 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Michael the Texan (QQ6wR) at June 25, 2021 10:27 PM (QQ6wR)
He is the joker and also the bringer of light and life....Tulugak!
Posted by: VisionHarry at June 25, 2021 10:28 PM (8iyB1)
Yet they managed to give the slip to the bonzai warriors in their AR-Zeros that were putting everyone back in chains, before touching the surly face of the Thing!
Posted by: Crazy Uncle Joe at June 25, 2021 10:28 PM (DeogA)
Only remnant of mask madness around here is some stores still have a sign out front requesting unvaxxed people wear 'em. Most people ignore the signs.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 25, 2021 10:29 PM (SchxB)
I watched him play college when I was a student and he played for Arizona.
Fun to watch
Posted by: nurse ratched U2p+3 at June 25, 2021 10:25 PM (U2p+3)
I always thought Sean Elliot was the real spark to that arizona team.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 25, 2021 10:29 PM (axyOa)
=
liberals understand power. Every predator understands power as well as liberals. The GOP however...
For years the he-man macho cons on the net have predicted the great liberal ass kicking but then 2020 happened and all we got was 2 old farts in Missouri getting arrested for defending their homes.
lesson: that general is signaling policy. they fucking hate you.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 25, 2021 10:29 PM (ZZK0E)
==
well, yeah, despite what I said about power, you'd think they'd sell their american genocide with something a little closer to a clear majority in congress or the states where actual soldiers come from
Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 25, 2021 10:30 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Jordan61 - (GKopu) at June 25, 2021 09:42 PM (GKopu)
It's not foreplay - it's simply default affection.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 10:30 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 25, 2021 10:31 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Cicero
"Doc, it was the craziest thing..."
Posted by: Miklos, who has never slipped in the shower while making a salad at June 25, 2021 10:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miley
Which is much better than assault and deflection.
Posted by: Miklos, wishing the almost newlyweds well at June 25, 2021 10:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at June 25, 2021 10:32 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 10:30 PM (Mzdiz)
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That is soooooo sweeet!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2021 10:33 PM (Jsl/h)
I watched him play college when I was a student and he played for Arizona.
Fun to watch
Posted by: nurse ratched
got it.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 10:33 PM (UTvLT)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 25, 2021 10:34 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 10:35 PM (UTvLT)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 25, 2021 10:34 PM (EZebt)
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Opsec and ID validation.
I could say more, but then i'd have to kill you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2021 10:36 PM (Jsl/h)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
They are the Hash Knights Who Say "NICC!"
Posted by: Miklos, in his own...idiom at June 25, 2021 10:36 PM (QzkSJ)
He was down here with the Tragic as a player and a coach. He was OK until he opened his political whore mouf. LOLGF
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at June 25, 2021 10:36 PM (HaL55)
I could say more, but then i'd have to kill you.
Posted by: Cicero
and this is the weekend and that would be work so
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 10:37 PM (UTvLT)
He is the joker and also the bringer of light and life....Tulugak!
Posted by: VisionHarry at June 25, 2021 10:28 PM (8iyB1)
Not today. Some crows were sitting in the neighbors cherry tree discussing if the peanuts I put out were stale. Next thing you know there is a loud crash and a huge eagle grabbed a squirrel out of my spruce tree and carried it off. The eagle flew right over the crows to get to the squirrel.
Posted by: Beartooth at June 25, 2021 10:38 PM (yAio1)
The wise man nicketh his hash. The fool hashes his nick.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 10:39 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos, wishing the almost newlyweds well at June 25, 2021 10:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Agreed!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 10:40 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Michael the Texan (QQ6wR) at June 25, 2021 10:27 PM (QQ6wR)
Okay, grabbed the wrong comment above.
Not today. Some crows were sitting in the neighbors cherry tree discussing if the peanuts I put out were stale. Next thing you know there is a loud crash and a huge eagle grabbed a squirrel out of my spruce tree and carried it off. The eagle flew right over the crows to get to the squirrel.
Posted by: Beartooth - (yAio1) at June 25, 2021 10:40 PM (yAio1)
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Jeez I loved the Bulls when that fvcking prick played on those championship teams with Jordan. What a dick he turned into.
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at June 25, 2021 10:41 PM (+ya+t)
Circus Penis! Getcher Circus Penis Right'chere!
Posted by: West at June 25, 2021 10:42 PM (QY+6a)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 10:39 PM (Mzdiz)
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Could I buy some pot from you?
Posted by: Larry Kroger at June 25, 2021 10:43 PM (Jsl/h)
Posted by: Braenyard, (Okeht), says no to nic copying trolls at June 25, 2021 10:43 PM (Okeht)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 10:45 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at June 25, 2021 10:46 PM (HaL55)
I like that.
Makes note.
Posted by: Braenyard, (Okeht), says no to nic copying trolls at June 25, 2021 10:43 PM (Okeht)
It's key to forming good habits. I hate to see sniping become the norm in a relationship. S'posed to be on the same team, amiright?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 10:47 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 25, 2021 10:47 PM (EZebt)
1 sandbox, 2 man overboard, 3 I understand, 4 reading between the lines, 5 Long underwear, 6 cross roads, 7 down town, 8 tricycle, 9 split level, 10 3 degrees bellow zero, 11 neon lights, 12 circles under the eye's, 13 big chair, 14 paradise, 15 touch down, 16 6 feet under ground, 17 mind over matter, 18 he's beside himself, 19 backwards glance, 20 life after death, 21 G.I. over seas, 22 space program, 23 see through blouse, 24 just between you and me.
Posted by: doug whiddon at June 25, 2021 10:48 PM (hP9mp)
Rebus.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 25, 2021 10:48 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 10:50 PM (UTvLT)
Crows are smart birds. I'm pretty fond of them. Buzzards too. Poor ugly bastards have a useful job cleaning up.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2021 10:51 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 10:52 PM (UTvLT)
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at June 25, 2021 10:54 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 10:54 PM (Mzdiz)
Thank you!
#464 No, it's big chair. The word chair is big. I've seen the "high chair" puzzle, its the word chair in a smaller font at the top of the box.
Posted by: doug whiddon at June 25, 2021 10:55 PM (hP9mp)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2021 10:56 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at June 25, 2021 10:57 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: d
it is stretched vertically, increasing its height, not its height and width.
and wth is a big chair
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 10:57 PM (UTvLT)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at June 25, 2021 10:57 PM (HaL55)
(moral preening alert)
I just saved the life of a bumble bee. It got in the house somehow, and was bouncing on the screen trying to get out again. I caught it in a jar, went outside, and set it free.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2021 10:57 PM (9vBqZ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at June 25, 2021 10:58 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2021 10:57 PM (9vBqZ)
Bees are our frenz
Posted by: a dude in MI at June 25, 2021 10:58 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2021 10:57 PM (9vBqZ)
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Its a Juneteenth miracle!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2021 10:59 PM (Jsl/h)
Posted by: Tonypete (Rvt8
at June 25, 2021 09:03 PM (Rvt8
I had a distant cousin with Downs. When I was child, I found him scary, because he was loud and boisterous. As I grew up, I learned to accept him. And he got a job, and was able to support himself. RIP, Mike Barrett.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2021 11:00 PM (9vBqZ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at June 25, 2021 11:01 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2021 11:01 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 25, 2021 11:01 PM (5FzFs)
I guess it could be high chair.
I've heard the term "big chair" since I was a kid as a term for the person in charge. But, that could be a southern thing, or it could be British. ( I grew up overseas and had a lot of British teachers.)
Mostly I think of the group Tears For Fears who had an album called "Songs from the Big Chair."
Posted by: doug whiddon at June 25, 2021 11:04 PM (hP9mp)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2021 09:22 PM (Jsl/h)
Ditto!
Posted by: Provincial Putz at June 25, 2021 11:05 PM (rt0xh)
Posted by: buzzion at June 25, 2021 11:06 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Toni (/c+mq)
I can beat that. A few days ago, I was using a crowbar to pry on something, and done with it, I decided to throw it down and plant it in the ground. Well, I wasn't paying attention to the hooked end of it, and when I threw it down, it didn't plant in the ground, but the hooked end took a chunk out of my right wrist. Healing nicely, now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2021 11:07 PM (9vBqZ)
Enjoy
Posted by: Braenyard, (Okeht), says no to nic copying trolls at June 25, 2021 11:07 PM (Okeht)
Should I send a pic to the gardening thread?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 25, 2021 11:07 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 10:39 PM (Mzdiz)
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Could I buy some pot from you?
Posted by: Larry Kroger
I nicked some hash off a guy once.
Posted by: Miklos, who has been to Amsterdam "Coffee Shops" at June 25, 2021 11:08 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Doof at June 25, 2021 11:08 PM (mZUr4)
Oh, all right.
*puts gas can back in the garage*
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 25, 2021 11:08 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 09:17 PM (Mzdiz)
Ravens are very smart, too. I love to walk in the woods when ravens are about. They have so many different vocal sounds, I'd swear they are having a conversation.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2021 11:08 PM (9vBqZ)
Should I send a pic to the gardening thread?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 25, 2021 11:07 PM (vuisn)
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Not sure.
Can you sous vide that shit?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2021 11:09 PM (Jsl/h)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2021 11:08 PM (9vBqZ)
They probably are.
Posted by: buzzion at June 25, 2021 11:09 PM (vMCab)
Enjoy
Posted by: Braenyard
Ask not for whom the bell tolls
It tolls for xe
Posted by: Miklos, English Major Class of 2021 at June 25, 2021 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)
We've got ravens around here. I much prefer them to pigeons.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 25, 2021 11:10 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2021 10:56 PM (63Dwl)
Roland Orzabal and Curt Smith approve of your comment!
Posted by: Doof at June 25, 2021 11:10 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: SMH at June 25, 2021 11:11 PM (g33zk)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2021 11:12 PM (Jsl/h)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2021 11:08 PM (9vBqZ)
Obligatory... "Nevermore"
Posted by: Doof at June 25, 2021 11:12 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 25, 2021 11:13 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: SMH at June 25, 2021 11:11 PM (g33zk)
496 Oh look who just "sauntered" in.
Posted by: Cicero
"Sauntering" and "Soldering" are NOT the same things.
Many apprentices learn this the hard way.
Posted by: Your Instructor for this class will be Mr. Miklos at June 25, 2021 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)
But thanks anyway, Blanco. : )
Currently creating a summer playlist for the local fire dept.
Our local town is having a summerfest, to raise funds for local first responders and vets.
Posted by: SMH at June 25, 2021 11:15 PM (g33zk)
Posted by: SMH at June 25, 2021 11:15 PM (g33zk)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 11:17 PM (UTvLT)
But thanks anyway, Blanco. : )
You're welcome.
*Attempts to chug beer, spews foam all over my shirt*
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 25, 2021 11:17 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: SMH at June 25, 2021 11:11 PM
The word "saunter" always reminds me of this gem of a song from Duran Duran. Opening lyrics - "I've been now sauntering, out and down a path sometime..."
https://youtu.be/ZGVpMNdKzFY
Posted by: Doof at June 25, 2021 11:17 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Miklos assumes commissioned rank at June 25, 2021 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)
You just brought up a memory of when I had a HUGE crush on Simon LeBon back in the early to mid 80s.
Posted by: SMH at June 25, 2021 11:18 PM (g33zk)
Glad you got to see Grandma, enjoy and cherish her while you can.
Posted by: Farmer at June 25, 2021 11:18 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: buzzion at June 25, 2021 10:04 PM (vMCab)
Maybe they were pelicans.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (QQ6wR) at June 25, 2021 11:19 PM (QQ6wR)
Posted by: Miklos understands certain traditons and protocols at June 25, 2021 11:20 PM (QzkSJ)
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That supposed to scare me?
I had generals threaten me because I would deadline their precious tanks.
I wasn't going to Leavenworth for anyone.
Posted by: SMH at June 25, 2021 11:20 PM (g33zk)
Our local town is having a summerfest, to raise funds for local first responders and vets.
Posted by: SMH
I would like a copy.
Will contribute to a Good Cause
Posted by: Miklos thinks win-win at June 25, 2021 11:21 PM (QzkSJ)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 25, 2021 11:21 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: SMH at June 25, 2021 11:22 PM (g33zk)
Posted by: SMH
I assumed that you had commissioned rank.
So I could salute.
Posted by: Miklos, frequently misunderstood at June 25, 2021 11:22 PM (QzkSJ)
The name of the... female lead in my most recent screenplay, is Myrtle Leavenworth.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 11:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Some dickless trolls have been socking regulars.
They're using a VPN, so there's some difficulty in zapping them.
Posted by: SMH at June 25, 2021 11:23 PM (g33zk)
Posted by: buzzion at June 25, 2021 10:04 PM (vMCab)
Maybe they were pelicans.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (QQ6wR) at June 25, 2021 11:19 PM (QQ6wR)
Apparently other tribes translate their real name as "crow" as well. Though they don't seem to be very clear on if that happened before or after French interaction.
Posted by: buzzion at June 25, 2021 11:23 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at June 25, 2021 11:24 PM (HuH1F)
Posted by: SMH
So did I.
Posted by: Simon LeBon at June 25, 2021 11:24 PM (QzkSJ)
According to Wikipedia they got their name from a neighboring tribe which is translated as "Children of the large-beaked bird."
Plague doctors
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2021 11:26 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at June 25, 2021 11:24 PM (HuH1F)
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Beautiful. You did a wonderful thing.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2021 11:27 PM (Jsl/h)
Just a lowly E-5 running an Armament shop in Iraq.
In 2005-2006, when IEDs were becoming more sophisticated, courtesy of Iran, our Abrams experienced EFPs (Explosively-formed projectiles) that were penetrating the armor and it was ugly.
Yet the perfumed princes expected us to get these tanks back fully mission capable when the turret was basically destroyed.
Posted by: SMH at June 25, 2021 11:28 PM (g33zk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot,
Didn't the Plague Doctors have a guy named Fauci as lead singer?
Posted by: Miklos, unsure at June 25, 2021 11:28 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: irongrampa at June 25, 2021 11:28 PM (KATBx)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 25, 2021 11:29 PM (QzJWU)
"Posted by: Jim (QzJWU) at June 25..."
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Iranian supply of EFPs was known, and an act of war in my opinion, and should have been dealt with as such.
Posted by: Miklos, quite sure at June 25, 2021 11:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Or so I told myself.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2021 09:57 PM (Jsl/h)
Well, so do the turbochargers on a Geo metro.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2021 11:31 PM (9vBqZ)
Posted by: Miklos, quite sure at June 25, 2021 11:30 PM (QzkSJ)
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Nah. We'll throw a few pallets of cash at the mullahs and they'll realize that America is their best evah true blue friend.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2021 11:31 PM (Jsl/h)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 25, 2021 11:31 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: SMH at June 25, 2021 11:32 PM (g33zk)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 11:32 PM (UTvLT)
Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at June 25, 2021 11:32 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: SMH at June 25, 2021 11:32 PM (g33zk)
Posted by: Jim (QzJWU) at June 25, 2021 11:33 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: SMH at June 25, 2021 11:33 PM (g33zk)
I have fucked up ankles and recently had back surgery.
Posted by: S
that does not mean you do not wear high heels, just not walking in high heels
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 11:34 PM (UTvLT)
Posted by: SMH at June 25, 2021 11:35 PM (g33zk)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 11:35 PM (UTvLT)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 11:35 PM (UTvLT)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 11:36 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2021 11:31 PM (9vBqZ)
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I actually priced those things myself. OEM Garrett Airesearch turbos clocked in at about $4k each. Given that the entire engine had to be pulled to replace them, $12,000 didn't seem like such an unreasonable deal.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2021 11:36 PM (Jsl/h)
You got it, Jim. I haven't seen the whiny little bitch troll of late. It was funny, this hash trick really pissed him off. He was whining like a little bitch.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 11:37 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SMH at June 25, 2021 11:37 PM (g33zk)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
"No, he always says take 'em out"
Posted by: Miklos
https://tinyurl.com/27w9hn3j
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at June 25, 2021 11:39 PM (rt0xh)
Posted by: buzzion at June 25, 2021 11:40 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 11:36 PM (L2ZTs)
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At least they weren't Crocs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2021 11:40 PM (Jsl/h)
Posted by: S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBUe_v6Mi70
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 11:40 PM (UTvLT)
Posted by: publius,
___
"Destroy trolls with this one easy trick!"
Posted by: SMH at June 25, 2021 11:40 PM (g33zk)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 11:40 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: SMH at June 25, 2021 11:41 PM (g33zk)
Supercharger > Turbocharger
No throttle lag.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 25, 2021 11:42 PM (oHd/0)
Yeah, I'd have got a laugh if he'd have tried to "sock" my nic. Y'all would've caught on to that by his second sentence, if not sooner. Harder still, would be if he tried to "sock" Miklos' infinite nics. Comedy Gold!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim (QzJWU) at June 25, 2021 11:42 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 11:42 PM (UTvLT)
Posted by: CRT at June 25, 2021 11:42 PM (77RfY)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 11:42 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2021 11:09 PM (Jsl/h)
Savage. Everyone knows that you sauté bees!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 25, 2021 11:42 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 11:43 PM (UTvLT)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 11:44 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 25, 2021 11:44 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 11:44 PM (L2ZTs)
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Hahahaha
Wait. Whut?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2021 11:44 PM (Jsl/h)
Penitentiary or the Disciplinary Barracks?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 25, 2021 11:44 PM (SchxB)
I used to leave from Livenworth, and then the bastards patched the hole!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2021 11:45 PM (9vBqZ)
Penitentiary or the Disciplinary Barracks?
Posted by: B
we would go by the fedpen nearly daily.
go to see the buffalo.
the trustees were loading groceries into our cars at the commissary.
every so often the sirens would go off when somebody got out.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 11:46 PM (UTvLT)
Posted by: Michael the Texan (QQ6wR) at June 25, 2021 11:19 PM (QQ6wR)
I was thinking toucan or spoonbill myself.
Posted by: Kindltot (ySM85) at June 25, 2021 11:47 PM (ySM85)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2021 11:45 PM (9vBqZ)
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Pffft. Amateurs.
Posted by: Andy Dufresne at June 25, 2021 11:47 PM (Jsl/h)
go to see the buffalo.
the trustees were loading groceries into our cars at the commissary.
every so often the sirens would go off when somebody got out.
Well, OK, but that just kills the joke.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 25, 2021 11:48 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 11:49 PM (UTvLT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2021 11:50 PM (Jsl/h)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 11:50 PM (L2ZTs)
All the troll droppings have been scrubbed, but it was funny. It didn't understand how the Pixy generated hashes worked, via IP address. He actually tried to sock someone including the hash in the nick, and the hash mismatch immediately showed up. Here's an example of the tag line I copied:
Posted by: Braenyard, (Okeht), says no to nic
copying trolls at June 25, 2021 08:41 PM (jtcMF)
See the clear hash mismatch. The idiot though Ace must have changed something right there to allow that. And then he started trying to scare and ended saying, "Hah, hah, I made you all have to look at an extra string of text. I win."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 11:51 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: A Spoonbill at June 25, 2021 11:51 PM (Jsl/h)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 11:53 PM (UTvLT)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 11:53 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 25, 2021 11:53 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: SMH at June 25, 2021 11:53 PM (g33zk)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2021 11:50 PM (Jsl/h)
The AR15bills sort of eclipsed them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2021 11:53 PM (9vBqZ)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 11:54 PM (UTvLT)
See the clear hash mismatch. The idiot though Ace must have changed something right there to allow that. And then he started trying to scare and ended saying, "Hah, hah, I made you all have to look at an extra string of text. I win."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 25, 2021 11:51 PM (Mzdiz)
Now that's funny!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at June 25, 2021 11:54 PM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2021 11:50 PM (Jsl/h)
Toucans chicks get walled into their nests and are fed by the parents through a slot/
They also get drunk on fermenting fruit and crap widely and fly into things.
Embraer calls their trainer/COIN plane the Tucano. Makes me wonder about the Brazilian air force.
Posted by: Kindltot (ySM85) at June 25, 2021 11:56 PM (ySM85)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 25, 2021 11:54 PM (UTvLT)
Every city should have a Flood Department, "manned" by trannies armed with wet vacs. Their motto could be, "We Suck".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2021 11:57 PM (9vBqZ)
Posted by: SMH at June 25, 2021 11:57 PM (g33zk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2021 11:59 PM (9vBqZ)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 12:00 AM (g33zk)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 12:01 AM (g33zk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2021 11:59 PM (9vBqZ)
If we're ever unsure we'll just ask about old cars.
Posted by: buzzion at June 26, 2021 12:01 AM (vMCab)
It was on the way to the Paris Air Show. We were heading to Africa. There was a Soviet transport with Cuban troops coming from Angola headed the other way, also stopped at Sal for refuelling. Had a great chat with the Cubans and the Brazilians - russkis did not show.
But I did see real toucans, not the turbo-prop kind, at Iguacu Falls.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at June 26, 2021 12:02 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Dr. Varno
Kind of wobbly-like, until they get used to them.
Posted by: mikeski at June 26, 2021 12:02 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: SMH at June 25, 2021 11:57 PM (g33zk)
You were sick and tired of people telling you what to do?
Posted by: Kindltot (ySM85) at June 26, 2021 12:03 AM (ySM85)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc., with unknown nic at June 26, 2021 12:03 AM (vOGqy)
Posted by: irongrampa at June 26, 2021 12:05 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Miklos, re-supplied with 'baccy at June 26, 2021 12:05 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Kindltot
___
I was working in a factory in Kentucky at the time when the management there decided to move its operations to Mexico.
Since there were no ways on God's green Earth that I was going to move to Mexico, going back into the Army seemed a good idea at the time.
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 12:06 AM (g33zk)
For service above and beyond, I'm putting you in for an upgrade to that cardboard membership card and getting you a key to the washroom. You'll have to bring your own quarters for the loo, though.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 26, 2021 12:06 AM (SDdx5)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 26, 2021 12:07 AM (8Cs8c)
Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson - Scream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P4A1K4lXDo
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 12:08 AM (g33zk)
the sng at 548 is even better
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 12:08 AM (OJLyx)
Posted by: Miklos Got a Brand New Bag at June 26, 2021 12:09 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alber
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 12:09 AM (OJLyx)
Posted by: Obligatory HQ comment at June 26, 2021 12:09 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 12:09 AM (OJLyx)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 12:10 AM (g33zk)
so why bother socking me.
bsids socking my kyboard is too much for anbdy.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 12:11 AM (OJLyx)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 12:11 AM (g33zk)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 12:13 AM (OJLyx)
Posted by: Miklos with quasi-diplomatic Immunity at June 26, 2021 12:13 AM (QzkSJ)
people I was working with then have retired on full USPS pensions. I quit because I knew I hated that place so much I would never survive it.
We make decision. Good or bad.
Posted by: Kindltot (ySM85) at June 26, 2021 12:13 AM (ySM85)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 26, 2021 12:14 AM (L5VHP)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2021 12:14 AM (1vynn)
Posted by: mikeski's hash is well-integrated at June 26, 2021 12:14 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: .|.. at June 26, 2021 12:11 AM (dscaa)
Heh. Reminds me of a second-year Calculus professor I had. Vietnamese. His English was, "quaint". I spent a ling time wondering what an "ell-ips" was. (rhymed with "smell lips")
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2021 12:16 AM (9vBqZ)
Posted by: SMH
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The Hammer Family motto!
Posted by: Mike Hammer
WTF were YOU thinking!!??
Posted by: The Miklos family Motto at June 26, 2021 12:17 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alber
that is nothing I had an east german immigtant that was def and had a speech impediment.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 12:18 AM (OJLyx)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 26, 2021 12:18 AM (SchxB)
Now I am fully hash vaxxed, with the full two shots.
I feel fine. Benefits obviously outweigh the r......receiving incoming Zuckerburg transmission. Understood, master. I hear and obey...... Beep.
Posted by: (Mzdiz) publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 26, 2021 12:18 AM (Mzdiz)
had. Vietnamese. His English was, "quaint". I spent a ling time
wondering what an "ell-ips" was. (rhymed with "smell lips")
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2021 12:16 AM (9vBqZ)
I had a Cajun biochem prof. Pretty much the same thing with "Protean"
Posted by: Kindltot (ySM85) at June 26, 2021 12:19 AM (ySM85)
My mom and dad told me I had shitty timing.
No shit.
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 12:19 AM (g33zk)
Posted by: redc1c4
Unit Cohesion FTW!
Posted by: Miklos, tactless strategist at June 26, 2021 12:20 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 12:20 AM (OJLyx)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 25, 2021 11:40 PM (L2ZTs)
George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic, Dazz Band, etc. Not all of it was Prince or Rick James. They weren't even the best at it.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 26, 2021 12:21 AM (SDdx5)
Posted by: (Mzdiz) publius
"and miles to go before I sleep..."
Posted by: Miklos on the Telefon at June 26, 2021 12:22 AM (QzkSJ)
I had a couple of professors at Clempson that were a hoot. One was an Indian, taught Mechanics (the physics kind). He had a sing-song accent, but one you could understand. I later learned that Indians like him learned to speak English from native speakers, usually English. They are understandable. The unintelligible Indian tech support types don't learn from native speakers.
They take something that is written English and turn into its own little bubble.
For example he would pronounce "moment of inertia" as "moMENTuvNER shah". "Fuel" was "Foo-el".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 26, 2021 12:23 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 26, 2021 12:23 AM (L5VHP)
Posted by: Miklos twice removed at June 26, 2021 12:23 AM (QzkSJ)
I have a friend who was told her 2nd daughter had Downs Syndrome. She chose to ignore her doctors and gave birth to a baby girl without Downs Syndrome. She is a spoiled brat, but she doesn't have Downs. The slaughter of the unborn is why no one should ever say what doctors want doctors should get.
Posted by: BurkeanMama at June 26, 2021 12:23 AM (CYk5a)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 12:24 AM (g33zk)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 26, 2021 12:26 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS
I have surplus shame, if you need some.
Posted by: The Infamous Miklos with hash provided by the Jesuits and Rosicrucians at June 26, 2021 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)
Then I had a math professor who talked like Cliff Clavin from Cheers.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 26, 2021 12:26 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 12:26 AM (g33zk)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ16H0hsQiQ
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 12:27 AM (OJLyx)
Posted by: irongrampa at June 26, 2021 12:28 AM (KATBx)
For example he would pronounce "moment of inertia" as "moMENTuvNER shah". "Fuel" was "Foo-el".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 26, 2021 12:23 AM (Mzdiz)
So like the ONT image from the other week of the Americanisms for Argentinians.
Posted by: buzzion at June 26, 2021 12:28 AM (vMCab)
Posted by: Kindltot (ySM85) at June 26, 2021 12:28 AM (ySM85)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 12:24 AM (g33zk)
Get down, get funky, get back up again.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 26, 2021 12:28 AM (SDdx5)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 12:28 AM (g33zk)
Posted by: Bete at June 26, 2021 12:28 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
If you are actually my cousin, I will include you in my will, and resolve to die with less debt.
Posted by: Miklos with Addams Family Values at June 26, 2021 12:29 AM (QzkSJ)
The unintelligible Indians will just utterly mess up accents. For example, "development" will oft be pronounced "devil OP ment". When you hear that, it sounds like gibberish.
The Mechanics prof would do weird things like that, but it was close enough that you could understand it, and it actually became fun to listen to. He came from a more elite bunch of Indians who were taught English from native British speakers.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 26, 2021 12:29 AM (Mzdiz)
Thank you. I would say I'm indebted to you, but it sounds like you've already go that angle covered.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 26, 2021 12:31 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 26, 2021 12:32 AM (SDdx5)
Hijinx were ensuing
Posted by: learning anything from Miklos is probably a questionable activity at best at June 26, 2021 12:33 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 12:33 AM (g33zk)
I responded, "that hamster died a long time ago."
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 26, 2021 12:34 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 12:34 AM (g33zk)
Posted by: No Shit Sherlock at June 26, 2021 12:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 26, 2021 12:35 AM (L2ZTs)
Hijinx were ensuing
Posted by: learning anything from Miklos is probably a questionable activity at best at June 26, 2021 12:33 AM (QzkSJ)
Whatever happened to the Tata Motors "air car"? The one I was assured would be the "next big thing", gas laws be damned?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2021 12:36 AM (9vBqZ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 26, 2021 12:37 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 26, 2021 12:37 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2021 12:37 AM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 26, 2021 12:34 AM (L2ZTs)
And pooped out his mouth.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 26, 2021 12:37 AM (SDdx5)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 12:38 AM (g33zk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
The compressed air thing?
Good question.
Posted by: Miklos has enough trouble with the eels in his hovercraft at June 26, 2021 12:38 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: .|.. at June 26, 2021 12:35 AM (dscaa)
Ever see a Rouleaux Triangle? Each side is an arc drawn from the opposite apex. It won't make a wheel, but it will make a roller, since it's diameter is equal to the radius of the arc.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2021 12:39 AM (9vBqZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve
It was IT
No chix
Posted by: Miklos dahlink at June 26, 2021 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 26, 2021 12:34 AM (L2ZTs)
And pooped out his mouth.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 26, 2021 12:37 AM (SDdx5)
They had to remove them before, hence the previous brain surgeries.
Posted by: Bete at June 26, 2021 12:40 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Miklosolologist at June 26, 2021 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 26, 2021 12:42 AM (a4EWo)
Play gneiss.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
No need to find fault.
Posted by: Miklosolologist at June 26, 2021 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)
Talc is cheap.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 26, 2021 12:43 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: CppThis at June 26, 2021 12:43 AM (8h1h1)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 26, 2021 12:42 AM (a4EWo)
How much do they pay the poor schmuck who has to put his hand up his ass to make him speak?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 26, 2021 12:43 AM (SDdx5)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 12:44 AM (g33zk)
Posted by: SuperSpreader at June 26, 2021 12:44 AM (UyCdl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2021 12:37 AM (CTJwJ)
Ah! The Hindustan Ambassador:
https://tinyurl.com/bahd37kh
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2021 12:44 AM (9vBqZ)
Posted by: SuperSpreader (UyCdll) at June 26, 2021 12:45 AM (UyCdl)
Play gneiss.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
No need to find fault.
Posted by: Miklosolologist at June 26, 2021 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)
Talc is cheap.
Now this thread rocks!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 26, 2021 12:46 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 26, 2021 12:46 AM (SDdx5)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 12:46 AM (g33zk)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 26, 2021 12:46 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: SuperSpreader (9vBqZ) at June 26, 2021 12:49 AM (UyCdl)
Yep, in aggregate this is a pretty smart group.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 26, 2021 12:49 AM (SchxB)
Block is going to China. It is cracked. i will try to save some unique parts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2021 12:50 AM (9vBqZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 26, 2021 12:46 AM (L2ZTs) at June 26, 2021 12:50 AM (Vd4Ob)
And while we are listening to the Staples Singers....
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 26, 2021 12:51 AM (SDdx5)
I'm kinda surprised you don't have your own foundry for melting down and casting engine blocks.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 26, 2021 12:52 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 12:52 AM (g33zk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2021 12:52 AM (9vBqZ)
And get the hell off my lawn while you're at it.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 26, 2021 12:53 AM (SDdx5)
Yep, in aggregate this is a pretty smart group.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
If somewhat cretinaceous.
Posted by: Miklos the Moron at June 26, 2021 12:54 AM (QzkSJ)
Says
1. Get to ConfederateFifth Redoubt
2. Secure Facility
3. Send somebody to bring Alberta OP to Confederate Redoubt/
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 12:54 AM (OJLyx)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 12:55 AM (g33zk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2021 12:50 AM (9vBqZ)
I wonder what vehicle that cracked block will be installed in
Posted by: kbdabear at June 26, 2021 12:56 AM (qAR6u)
Stupid troll is stupid. Everybody knows it is "Iko, Iko". Right, Mikilos"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFutVwDpK9c
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2021 12:56 AM (9vBqZ)
Tell China you broke it's Bitcoin Blockchain. They'll pay you beeelions!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim (QzJWU) at June 26, 2021 12:56 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: confederatefifth
He still has Ocean Pacific clothes?
Jams?
Members Only?
Posted by: Miklos dating himself (but not that way, you Morons) at June 26, 2021 12:57 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 26, 2021 12:56 AM (qAR6u)
Probably will plug a hole in the Three Stooges Dam.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2021 12:57 AM (9vBqZ)
some guys just loaded their entire mine into a g5 and went to maryland.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 12:57 AM (OJLyx)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 26, 2021 12:58 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2021 12:50 AM (9vBqZ)
I wonder what vehicle that cracked block will be installed in
Posted by: kbdabear at June 26, 2021 12:56 AM (qAR6u)
Lets just say that I'd be leery of the three "American" car companies.
Posted by: CppThis at June 26, 2021 12:59 AM (8h1h1)
Ever see a Rouleaux Triangle? Each side is an
arc drawn from the opposite apex. It won't make a wheel, but it will
make a roller, since it's diameter is equal to the radius of the arc.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2021 12:39 AM (9vBqZ)
the Dardick Tround's cross section was based on the Rouleaux triangle, it was used to fit in the open cylinders of the Dardick pistol.
It is one of my favorite shapes. It is also the shape of the rotor in the standard rotary engine.
Posted by: Kindltot (ySM85) at June 26, 2021 12:59 AM (ySM85)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz(a4EWo) at June 26, 2021 12:59 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 12:59 AM (g33zk)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFutVwDpK9c
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
The proper response to trolls (if any) is "Jockamo fee-na-nay", which has a specific meaning (and is not polite).
Posted by: Miklos who can also talk Yat, how you makin' at June 26, 2021 12:59 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jean at June 26, 2021 01:00 AM (Xih1H)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 01:00 AM (OJLyx)
Posted by: Miklos knows 'em when he sees 'em at June 26, 2021 01:01 AM (QzkSJ)
You know, I don't think I ever learned any Hungarian curses.
Not that I can remember anything from the other languages I did learn curses from.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 26, 2021 01:02 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 26, 2021 01:02 AM (L2ZTs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU
Aka graduation song from basic training in 1987.
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 01:02 AM (g33zk)
Posted by: Miklos had hell buying shoes, flip-flops OK at June 26, 2021 01:03 AM (QzkSJ)
Let it. Looks like it's going to throw itself into an infinite loop soon.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 26, 2021 01:03 AM (SchxB)
some guys just loaded their entire mine into a g5 and went to maryland.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 12:57 AM (OJLyx)
There's enough money in that sort of thing that an enterprising person could probably buy or build their own power plant somewhere like Belize where the local authorities don't ask too many questions as long as the money flows.
Posted by: CppThis at June 26, 2021 01:03 AM (8h1h1)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz(a4EWo) at June 26, 2021 12:59 AM (a4EWo)
Morgan made 3-wheelers, with a JAP V-twin motorcycle engine mounted on the front. Then they made a 4 wheeler, called the Plus 4, evidently in the belief that it was an improvement.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2021 01:03 AM (9vBqZ)
Posted by: Miklos Got a Brand New Bag at June 26, 2021 12:09 AM (QzkSJ)
You got the feeling?
Posted by: Fou Troll at June 26, 2021 01:03 AM (HLwmB)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 26, 2021 01:04 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Miklos will now indicate which bitch to cut at June 26, 2021 01:05 AM (QzkSJ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZHZcdC6h3I
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 01:06 AM (g33zk)
Posted by: Miklos, Living in America at June 26, 2021 01:06 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 26, 2021 01:04 AM (L2ZTs)
Idiocy would be an upgrade, in its case.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2021 01:06 AM (9vBqZ)
Posted by: Miklos, also need try try out the new smoker at June 26, 2021 01:08 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 01:08 AM (g33zk)
This troll flailing about is hilarious. This is 2 yr old toddler tantrum level stuff right here.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 26, 2021 01:08 AM (Mzdiz)
Let him flail. Unlike a two year old we're hoping he holds his breath until he turns blue, then purple, then... well, you get the idea.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 26, 2021 01:10 AM (SchxB)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB54dZkzZOY
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 01:11 AM (g33zk)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 01:12 AM (g33zk)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 01:12 AM (g33zk)
Posted by: Miklos, very very sure at June 26, 2021 01:12 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 01:13 AM (UTvLT)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 01:13 AM (g33zk)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 26, 2021 01:14 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2021 01:14 AM (9vBqZ)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 01:15 AM (g33zk)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 01:15 AM (g33zk)
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 26, 2021 01:16 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Miklos will now
thanks!
that reminds me I need a nomex balaclava too
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 01:17 AM (UTvLT)
Posted by: Miklos Spencer Churchill at June 26, 2021 01:17 AM (QzkSJ)
Real publius here. Note the real hash. He's sticking with one IP and one hash. All that is needed is a COB to zap it, and he can't stick with it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 26, 2021 01:18 AM (Mzdiz)
En Vogue - My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It) (Official Music Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIuYQ_4TcXg
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 01:18 AM (g33zk)
OK, but did you like the movie?
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 26, 2021 01:18 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 01:19 AM (g33zk)
jk, going to bed... Sleep tight all!
Posted by: Fou Troll at June 26, 2021 01:20 AM (HLwmB)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 01:20 AM (UTvLT)
Posted by: confederatefifth
Oh yeah
Look for a two-for-one deal
Posted by: Miklos will go halvsies at June 26, 2021 01:20 AM (QzkSJ)
Saw that hash and thought, "Is that what electrocuting a geek sounds like?"
For the record, I've got some electrical stuff around here, and no, it does not.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 26, 2021 01:20 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: RI Red at June 26, 2021 01:21 AM (8Mt/C)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz(a4EWo) at June 26, 2021 01:21 AM (a4EWo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt88GMJmVk0
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 01:22 AM (g33zk)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 01:22 AM (UTvLT)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 26, 2021 01:22 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: publius
Maybe Ace should have contracted with the Bangalore Support Centre.
At least they are awake.
Posted by: Miklos. unable to be resolving of your issue at June 26, 2021 01:23 AM (QzkSJ)
Oh yeah
Look for a two-for-one deal
Posted by: M
some guys are running around with the non-flash resistant versins and that would seem unwise.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 01:23 AM (UTvLT)
Jams?
Members Only?
Posted by: Miklos dating himself (but not that way, you Morons) at June 26, 2021 12:57 AM (QzkSJ)
---
Hang Ten and Lightning Bolt
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 26, 2021 01:23 AM (L5VHP)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 01:24 AM (UTvLT)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Please inform Mr. DeMille that I am STILL ready for my close-up.
Posted by: Miklos, who actually is near Sunset Boulevard (another one) at June 26, 2021 01:25 AM (QzkSJ)
Jams?
Members Only?
Posted by: Miklos dating himself (but not that way, you Morons) at June 26, 2021 12:57 AM (QzkSJ)
---
Hang Ten and Lightning Bolt
Billabong.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 26, 2021 01:25 AM (SchxB)
Well, he's zapped. So someone, WeirdDave or someone got to it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 26, 2021 01:25 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 01:25 AM (UTvLT)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 01:26 AM (UTvLT)
https://youtu.be/0mXUgwHzRgA
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 26, 2021 01:26 AM (L2ZTs)
He'll be back. They always come back. Weirdo masochists that like the abuse, I guess.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 26, 2021 01:27 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 01:27 AM (g33zk)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 01:27 AM (UTvLT)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 01:27 AM (g33zk)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 26, 2021 01:27 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 01:28 AM (UTvLT)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 26, 2021 01:28 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 01:28 AM (g33zk)
would you believe she was a friend of a friend I had a bit of a thing with her for 5 days in niece?
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 01:29 AM (UTvLT)
Posted by: Miklos, quite impressed and a bit envious at June 26, 2021 01:29 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 01:30 AM (g33zk)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 01:30 AM (UTvLT)
There's a number of celebs I'd like to meet but I've pretty much given up on any of them actually happening.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 26, 2021 01:30 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Miklos, not gonna be easy at June 26, 2021 01:31 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: RI Red at June 26, 2021 01:31 AM (8Mt/C)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 01:31 AM (g33zk)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 01:32 AM (UTvLT)
Posted by: Q. Tarantino at June 26, 2021 01:32 AM (QzkSJ)
Everyone else is pretty much just a curiosity. It's no biggie to me anymore if I never meet Mila Kunis, Robert Downey Jr, Mike Tyson or Kevin James.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 26, 2021 01:33 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 01:34 AM (UTvLT)
Posted by: confederatefifth
Now to deal with The Pants Thing
Posted by: Miklos
Nomex parachute pants
Posted by: Miklos, ze probleme she ees sol-ved at June 26, 2021 01:34 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Q. Tarantino at June 26, 2021 01:34 AM (Weyc+)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO6xhLtfwW0
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 01:34 AM (g33zk)
Nah.
Posted by: RI Red at June 26, 2021 01:34 AM (8Mt/C)
Posted by: it is pronounced Eye-Gore at June 26, 2021 01:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 01:35 AM (UTvLT)
Posted by: Q. Tarantino (Weyc+) at June 26, 2021 01:36 AM (Weyc+)
Only ones I'd like to meet are all dead now. I'd love to meet Jack Benny, for instance.
Other night, one a rerun he had Tennessee Ernie Ford on. Ernie fiddled and Jack violined, in a split screen. Ernie was in overalls in a barn and Jack was in a suit on stage. They made up a bunch of technical glitches and ended up with Jack in overalls in the barn and Ernie in a tux on stage.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 26, 2021 01:36 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SMH
???
Have your People call my People.
Posted by: it is in fact Miklos behind those Foster Grants at June 26, 2021 01:36 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve (Weyc+) at June 26, 2021 01:37 AM (Weyc+)
Posted by: RI Red at June 26, 2021 01:38 AM (8Mt/C)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 01:38 AM (UTvLT)
We see you, whiny bitch troll. You're pretty slow.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 26, 2021 01:38 AM (Mzdiz)
I kind of would have liked to meet Ginger Baker and Jerry Lewis as well, but they both had *terrible* reputations with fans; in fact they were more likely to tell you to f*ck yourself than chat.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 26, 2021 01:38 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve
I hear the crowd at the TX MoMe just gets curiouser and curiouser.
Posted by: Or so Miklos is informed at June 26, 2021 01:39 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SuperSpreader at June 26, 2021 12:44 AM (UyCdl)
The sky is clear,
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - The Original Fanilow (since 1974) at June 26, 2021 01:39 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 26, 2021 01:39 AM (L2ZTs)
Yes, I would've loved to just be a fly on the wall hangin' with the Rat Pack in Vegas in their heyday.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 26, 2021 01:40 AM (Mzdiz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5YO2G-_Ij8
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 01:41 AM (g33zk)
Posted by: qdpsteve
consider it done!
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 01:41 AM (UTvLT)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 26, 2021 01:42 AM (L5VHP)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 01:42 AM (g33zk)
Steven Spielberg and Paul McCartney.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 26, 2021 01:43 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 01:44 AM (UTvLT)
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 26, 2021 01:44 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: RI Red - White Supreme at June 26, 2021 01:44 AM (8Mt/C)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9IYWwWnpuA
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 01:45 AM (g33zk)
It is one of my favorite shapes. It is also the shape of the rotor in the standard rotary engine.
Posted by: Kindltot
----
Well, given the description upthread, 'epitrochoid' was what came to mind. I had a copy of this, ( https://tinyurl.com/39zyjp4w ), sold it for $125. Should have held on, as it appears that the value has doubled.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2021 01:46 AM (l0Lgi)
Posted by: SuperSpreader at June 26, 2021 12:44 AM (UyCdl)
The sky is clear,
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
John's moustache is on the chair against the wall
Posted by: Miklos Calling at June 26, 2021 01:46 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - The Original Fanilow (since 1974) at June 26, 2021 01:47 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by:
thanks I needed that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZOwvTGSTss
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3S-CTA1sb0
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 01:47 AM (UTvLT)
I never met him, but he did some productions for my city channel here in Lakewood, back in the 1990s, including an award-winning series on how to fight gang infestation in your community.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 26, 2021 01:47 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 01:35 AM (UTvLT)
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550 cord: what real Soldiers used for boot laces...
with a dog tag laced between the bottom eyelets, covered in 100 MPH tape, so no reflection. that way they can at least identify who the foot belonged to when you stepped wrong. yes, i was raised by multi-tour Nam vets... why do you ask? /hand salute to my mentors y'all done good.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 26, 2021 01:47 AM (L5VHP)
with a dog tag laced between the bottom eyelets, covered in 100 MPH tape, so no reflection. that way they can at least identify who the foot belonged to when you stepped wrong. yes, i was raised by multi-tour Nam vets... why do you ask? /hand salute to my mentors y'all done good.
___
And that tradition was carried through OIF.
I still have a pair of desert tan boots with dogtags from 2006-2009.
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 01:49 AM (g33zk)
Posted by: SuperSpreader at June 26, 2021 12:44 AM (UyCdl)
The sky is clear,
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
John's moustache is on the chair against the wall
Posted by: Miklos Calling at June 26, 2021 01:46 AM (QzkSJ)
***glares at the Hungarian dude***
Posted by: Cole Porter at June 26, 2021 01:49 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 01:50 AM (g33zk)
I still have a pair of desert tan boots with dogtags from 2006-2009.
Posted by: S
thigh highs?
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 01:50 AM (UTvLT)
Posted by: SMH
does everything have to be about sex with you two?
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 01:51 AM (UTvLT)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 01:51 AM (g33zk)
Ask/Don't ask me how I know.
Posted by: RI Red - White Supreme at June 26, 2021 01:51 AM (8Mt/C)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - The Original Fanilow (since 1974) at June 26, 2021 01:51 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Miklos will be Miklos at June 26, 2021 01:52 AM (QzkSJ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0
This really rocks thru an LRAD.
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 01:53 AM (g33zk)
Loves ya, but some things really piss me the fuck off.
Posted by: SMH
was that for 827 or 828?
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 01:53 AM (UTvLT)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 01:45 AM (g33zk)
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that maybe good enough for 2nd place, but here is the winner:
Taste of Honey, Herb Alpert
https://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=LGmQXuySF28now, get off my lawn
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 26, 2021 01:53 AM (L5VHP)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 01:53 AM (g33zk)
Posted by: confederatefifth
Don't ask, don't tell
Posted by: Miklos witha possibly outdated policy manual at June 26, 2021 01:54 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 26, 2021 01:55 AM (MqQvv)
Posted by: Miklos happily was not there and never will be at June 26, 2021 01:55 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 26, 2021 01:55 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 26, 2021 01:55 AM (UTvLT)
Posted by: Miklos has just gotten comfortable here at June 26, 2021 01:56 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 01:56 AM (g33zk)
I suspect I won't have trouble sleeping at about zero dark thirty.
Posted by: RI Red - White Supreme at June 26, 2021 01:57 AM (8Mt/C)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz(a4EWo) at June 26, 2021 01:57 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Miklos will be Miklos
Nothing says "sharp dressed man" quite like dual monocles.
Posted by: ZZ Top at June 26, 2021 01:58 AM (P1f+c)
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is that John McAfee as the prisoner? talk about typecasting...
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 26, 2021 01:58 AM (L5VHP)
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 01:58 AM (g33zk)
Posted by: Miklos has First World Problems at June 26, 2021 01:59 AM (QzkSJ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWXazVhlyxQ
Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2021 01:59 AM (g33zk)
Posted by: m at June 26, 2021 02:00 AM (Zsfob)
Posted by: ZZ Top
*winks through left monocle*
Posted by: Miklos has come to look forward to Pants Tuesdays at June 26, 2021 02:04 AM (QzkSJ)
Whiny little bitch troll is now trying some more tactics on Pixy's thread. This POS is truly pathetic. We are talking stalker level obsession here.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 26, 2021 02:18 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz(a4EWo) at June 26, 2021 02:18 AM (a4EWo)
(sips coffee, wanders over too the tech thread)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 26, 2021 02:19 AM (QFVV9)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz(
Darleen is still in Frogmore "visiting" her "cousin".
And she can stay there for all I damn care.
Ain't that right, Marleen?
Marleen says damn straight, and so will Charleen when I collect her at 6:05
Now Marleen wants another Natural Light because that one is keto
Posted by: Miklos just gets disgustipated with these wimmin sometimes at June 26, 2021 02:25 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz(a4EWo) at June 26, 2021 02:26 AM (a4EWo)
And she can stay there for all I damn care.
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Is she in a stew?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2021 02:26 AM (vOGqy)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
No, that's their cousin Carleen.
She has two more months of weekends at County.
Posted by: Miklos damn wel wants the bail money back too at June 26, 2021 02:30 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2021 02:33 AM (ELgVT)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at June 26, 2021 02:35 AM (rt0xh)
Ah. The 'farm'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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In Cobb County, GA, there is a road called, 'County Farm Road', because, that's where the 'farm' is.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2021 02:35 AM (ELgVT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I won't say she fails to communicate, she just tends to use blunt and/or sharp objeckts
Posted by: Miklos , patience wearing right damn thin at June 26, 2021 02:38 AM (QzkSJ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSERB93GYfw
Posted by: Pikov Andropov
If George Clinton asked, I would probably assemble with him on a mountaintop and wait
Posted by: Miklos, and groove while waiting at June 26, 2021 02:40 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Near here there is "Meat Plant Road".
At the end of which you can find Caughman's "The Meatin' Place", wholesale and retail
Posted by: Miklos, nice people too since 1951 at June 26, 2021 02:44 AM (QzkSJ)
Me too, had to do some work then when I returned I caught but a faint hum and a whiff of ozone
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at June 26, 2021 02:45 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov
The ozone was applied per CDC protocols
Posted by: Miklos, unmasked out of respekt at June 26, 2021 02:47 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at June 26, 2021 02:47 AM (rt0xh)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50yEQQB2OVE
Posted by: Pikov Andropov
The Experts are the Dixie Cups.
Done and Done.
Nice ladies too
Posted by: Miklos, who sometimes got up on stage at Jazzfest at June 26, 2021 02:49 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2021 04:15 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Daniel J Kunkle at June 26, 2021 09:08 AM (KXBpN)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Ckg4U) at June 26, 2021 06:40 PM (Ckg4U)
I was out with my mom seeing a friend of mine who worked at a new age book store. I'd been hanging out with her for a while.
Outside mom asked me "Son, what's a shocker?"
...
Now I'm 30 at this point, and trying to decide if I'd rather answer this question, commit suicide; or run away and change my name.
Then it dawned upon me she was looking at her bracelet with 7 colored beads... "OH, you mean CHAKRA?" Mom: "Yeah, something like that".
*sighs in relief that I get to live another day *
I'll have that conversation with my mom; but not the other one.
I'm not telling my mom "two in the pink, one in the stink", ever.
Posted by: ertdfg at June 27, 2021 12:46 PM (I388C)
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