Brian Stelter's Wife, Lady Tater, Claimed to be a Workplace Bully and to Have "Ostracized" and Disparaged a... Black Colleague

A pathetic, weak man has an overbearing, bullying wife? That's not possible! Life just doesn't work that way!

I refuse to believe that Tater's Pimp Hand is not strong.

I mean, just look at the quiet strength of Tater's voluptuous thighs!

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CNN's Brian Stelter has built a career off anonymously sourced reports on behind-the-scenes media drama and his style of palace intrigue reporting is now happening to his own family, as his newscaster wife has been accused of workplace bullying by unnamed colleagues.

Stelter is married to NY1 traffic reporter and anchor Jamie Stelter, and her station has been plagued by a variety of issues, such as a lawsuit filed by five female anchors for age and gender discrimination that was settled last year.

Anonymous colleagues told Caitlin Moscatello of New York Magazine that Stelter is part of the problem in a piece headlined, "Inside the Petty, Vindictive, Career-Ruining Infighting at NY1" that was published on Monday.

"It appears Brian isn't the only bully in the Stelter family,' TV news blogger Scott Jones wrote after reading the piece.

"Colleagues say she and [business anchor Annika] Pergament began to behave like 'high-school bullies,' openly gossiping about co-workers-- sometimes with their mics still on," Moscatello wrote after speaking with 51 former and current NY1 staffers.

According to the article, Jamie Stelter engaged in "ostracism" tinged with racism against a black colleague:

Stelter was also accused of making "snide comments" about then--fellow traffic reporter Alyse Zwick and allegedly having "ostracized" a Black female colleague.

"Particularly disturbing to colleagues was the way Stelter and Pergament treated former weather anchor Stacy Ann Gooden, who was hired in 2017. Ten current and former employees say Gooden was ostracized by the three co-anchors. Insiders say Gooden was often excluded from meetings, and Stelter and Pergament would talk disparagingly about her on set," Moscatello wrote.


Former NY1 producer John Friia, one of the few on-the-record sources in the piece, said Gooden was often left out of on-air discussion and when she was allowed to speak it was typically "very short, abrupt."

"It got to the point where Stacy-Ann couldn't take it anymore because they were just outwardly rude," another anonymous former colleague told the magazine.

Gee I wonder if Tucker Carlson will talk about this.

The full article is here. New York Magazine is itself leftwing so Jamie Stelter's behavior must be really obnoxious for one leftwing media outlet to turn on another leftwing media figure.

Tater's got a Jake Tapper problem, too. By which I mean, his shitty book is tanking.

EXCLUSIVE: Brian Stelter's revised anti-Trump diatribe 'Hoax' tanks with less than 2,000 copies sold in its first week - despite massive book tour and launch party - as ratings for his CNN show drop to its lowest of the year

Earlier this month, CNN's Brian Stelter released an updated version to his 2020 book Hoax: Donald Trump, Fox News, and the Dangerous Distortion of Truth

According to Bookscan, 'Hoax' sold just 1,738 copies in its first week, which left it off of the Publisher's Weekly bestseller list

The book doesn't even appear on Amazon's bestseller list and is ranked 4,007- behind children's books

The numbers are despite Stelter's aggressive book tour and launch party, which was attended by his CNN colleagues

This comes as Stelter's ratings continue to plummet after his Father's Day episode of 'Reliable Sources' drew only 656,000 viewers

I would say the sudden media interest in taking down Tater and Lady Tater might be caused by seeing blood in the water, but neither of these people have blood. They are Literally Potatoes (TM).

Posted by: Ace at 02:54 PM




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1 Who?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 24, 2021 01:54 PM (wAnMi)

2 Lady Tater, ok I larfed.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 24, 2021 01:54 PM (wAnMi)

3 corgis called

Posted by: Vinny Gambini at June 24, 2021 01:55 PM (8D42x)

4 I'll fetch t'others

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 24, 2021 01:55 PM (wAnMi)

5 Oh, Vinny took care of it! Thanks!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 24, 2021 01:55 PM (wAnMi)

6 I wonder if the Shrew can be tamed by The Paolo

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 24, 2021 01:55 PM (+LCoQ)

7 Liberals being their usual selves.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 24, 2021 01:55 PM (z5Vrg)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 24, 2021 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

9 Also, Stetler's book sold less than 2,000 copies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 01:55 PM (LvTSG)

10 Don Jr. used a potato emoji when discussing this.

Hysterical.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 24, 2021 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

11 Catty, junior high mean girl bullshit? In America's news rooms? Among the elites of that club?

The hell you say.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2021 01:56 PM (Jsjd7)

12 I'm trying to stay on Keto - no 'taters of any type.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2021 01:56 PM (Rvt88)

13 So, you're saying she wears the strap-on......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 24, 2021 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

14 Guilty!!!

Posted by: New Rules, Bitch at June 24, 2021 01:56 PM (vFEa1)

15 Somebody here said his cousin wife had the same sort of weird teeth. They were right. Genetics is amazing like that.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 24, 2021 01:56 PM (wAnMi)

16 so she's a bully and a racists.

no wonder they're married...

Posted by: Vinny Gambini at June 24, 2021 01:56 PM (8D42x)

17 A pathetic, weak man has an overbearing, bullying wife? That's not possible!

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"That's President Dr. Jill to you, buster!"

Posted by: ShainS at June 24, 2021 01:56 PM (tHrkv)

18 Oh, Black Betty

Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2021 01:57 PM (8o8kf)

19 damnit...

off comedy sock what forgot to bring Marisa Tomei along ...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 24, 2021 01:57 PM (8D42x)

20

She likes to rip off big juicy farts in elevators...

Posted by: Jerkoff Smirnoff at June 24, 2021 01:58 PM (vzKmu)

21 Also, Stetler's book sold less than 2,000 copies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 01:55 PM (LvTSG)


To be fair, it would have been much, much higher but Brian could barely afford the ones he bought.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 24, 2021 01:58 PM (wAnMi)

22 There's a hash brown joke in here somewhere.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 24, 2021 01:58 PM (yAio1)

23 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE DONALD TRUMP at June 24, 2021 01:56 PM (Pzzpr)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 24, 2021 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)

24 Let he who is without sin cast the first bullet.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 24, 2021 01:58 PM (JUOKG)

25 498 got a bumblebee trying to fuck my hand atm
Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2021 01:39 PM (8o8kf)

Assortative mating has some potentially interesting consequences.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 24, 2021 01:58 PM (z5Vrg)

26 Don't mess with her, she's a traffic reporter!

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 24, 2021 01:58 PM (AiZBA)

27 "It appears Brian isn't the only bully in the Stelter family," TV news blogger Scott Jones wrote after reading the piece.
+++
TV News Blogger. I wonder if he feels emptiness inside when going to sleep at night.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2021 01:58 PM (Jsjd7)

28 Willowed:

My mother, a bourbon and Canadian drinker, told me once she thought Scotch tasted like iodine. I could never see that.

I could see someone thinking that about an Islay...or an Islay predominant blend.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 24, 2021

***
I doubt Mom ever tried a single malt or any exotic Scotch. When she grew up, ordering White Horse or Cutty Sark were considered "puttin' on the Ritz."

I did try Laphroaig once. Not my speed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 01:59 PM (/XOcP)

29 Lady tater.
So the kids are tater tots?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2021 01:59 PM (dQOwJ)

30 There's a hash brown joke in here somewhere.
Posted by: Beartooth at June 24, 2021 01:58 PM (yAio1)

scattered, covered, smothered, and capped?

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 24, 2021 01:59 PM (8D42x)

31 Red on Red.

*pops corn*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 24, 2021 01:59 PM (yQpMk)

32 Shocked that tater has a wife.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at June 24, 2021 01:59 PM (0OmEj)

33 I wonder if this station is plagued by infighting due to a failed threesome.

https://youtu.be/t2SfkyahMT8

Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021 01:59 PM (vMCab)

34 Is she a yam then?

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 24, 2021 01:59 PM (iFTx/)

35 Whoops meant to copy/past a different line there.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 24, 2021 01:59 PM (z5Vrg)

36
Stelter?
Never heard of her.

Posted by: Zucker at June 24, 2021 01:59 PM (LilNs)

37 Let me guess....Stacey Ann Gooden is attractive and her male colleagues liked her?

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 24, 2021 01:59 PM (AD3JT)

38 9 Also, Stetler's book sold less than 2,000 copies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side

ARGGHHH I MEANT TO INCLUDE THAT

tjanks

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2021 01:59 PM (0G13K)

39 I wonder if the Shrew can be tamed by The Paolo
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 24, 2021 01:55 PM


The Paolo, he is wanting no part of what you call that "hot mess".

Posted by: Paolo at June 24, 2021 01:59 PM (m+jkK)

40 #DrunkDonLeMon hardest hit.

Posted by: ShainS at June 24, 2021 01:59 PM (tHrkv)

41 Sounds like 100% typical routine female workplace cattiness.

Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at June 24, 2021 02:00 PM (qpX6U)

42 She may not be a racist.

She may just be a mean girl bitch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 02:00 PM (csEWM)

43 34 I wonder if this station is plagued by infighting due to a failed threesome.

https://youtu.be/t2SfkyahMT8
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021 01:59 PM (vMCab)

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I keep watching Julie Nolke's videos expecting them to be funny.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 02:00 PM (LvTSG)

44 TV News Blogger. I wonder if he feels emptiness inside when going to sleep at night.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2021 01:58 PM (Jsjd7)

That's like being the guy who fluffs the fluffer.

Posted by: New Rules, Bitch at June 24, 2021 02:00 PM (vFEa1)

45 Can't spell "ostracism" without "racism."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sportin' a Bowler and a Slayer T-shirt at June 24, 2021 02:00 PM (xPJvm)

46 Lady Tater. I laughed.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 24, 2021 02:00 PM (cSyAR)

47 The pic of the Stelters looks like they just shared a shit sandwhich. And liked it!

Posted by: tbodie at June 24, 2021 02:00 PM (LgxQn)

48 39 9 Also, Stetler's book sold less than 2,000 copies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side

ARGGHHH I MEANT TO INCLUDE THAT

tjanks
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2021 01:59 PM (0G13K)

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Got your back, boss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 02:00 PM (LvTSG)

49 > According to the article, Jamie Stelter engaged in "ostracism" tinged with racism against a black colleague:

So Mujer Tuber is the inspiration for the upcoming movie, "Karen?"

Posted by: bonhomme at June 24, 2021 02:00 PM (YYlyE)

50 The knives--or should I say peelers?--seem to be out for Tater.
Someone wants him into the fryer.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2021 02:00 PM (mR6Gs)

51 Her point? Maybe some Red Guard self denunciation thing?

Posted by: kraken at June 24, 2021 02:00 PM (6Je/Q)

52 Rumor has it that she's master of his domain.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 24, 2021 02:00 PM (sWM8x)

53 43 She may not be a racist.

She may just be a mean girl bitch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 02:00 PM (csEWM)

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Probably both.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 02:00 PM (LvTSG)

54 I wonder if the Shrew can be tamed by The Paolo
Posted by: Reuben Hick

The Paolo utters, how you say, Not even with your dick.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2021 02:00 PM (Rvt88)

55 TV News Blogger. I wonder if he feels emptiness inside when going to sleep at night.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2021 01:58 PM (Jsjd7)


He really should try a My Pillow. He can cry himself to sleep, and bite it as much as he wants - they're 100% washable. And with promo code "POSO" you can 2 free pillows with a mattress topper this week.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 24, 2021 02:01 PM (wAnMi)

56 A non discriminatory POS

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 24, 2021 02:01 PM (/6GbT)

57 26 498 got a bumblebee trying to fuck my hand atm
Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2021 01:39 PM (8o8kf)

Assortative mating has some potentially interesting consequences.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 24, 2021 01:58 PM (z5Vrg)

Hey. I got my standards

I draw the line at Hummer Birds

Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2021 02:01 PM (8o8kf)

58 I did try Laphroaig once. Not my speed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 01:59 PM


No?

*motions toward USB port*

Pass it over here if you're not gonna drink it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2021 02:01 PM (m+jkK)

59 She may not be a racist.

She may just be a mean girl bitch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 02:00 PM (csEWM)

No I'm pretty sure this makes her a racist. No exemption for her.

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2021 02:01 PM (vFEa1)

60 I keep watching Julie Nolke's videos expecting them to be funny.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 02:00 PM (LvTSG)


She's cute and almost funny. The failed threesome is probably the best one.

Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021 02:01 PM (vMCab)

61 Stelter? I barely knew her.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sportin' a Bowler and a Slayer T-shirt at June 24, 2021 02:01 PM (xPJvm)

62 35 Is she a yam then?

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 24, 2021 01:59 PM (iFTx/)

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Potato Au Rotten.

Posted by: ShainS at June 24, 2021 02:01 PM (tHrkv)

63 61 I keep watching Julie Nolke's videos expecting them to be funny.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 02:00 PM (LvTSG)

She's cute and almost funny. The failed threesome is probably the best one.
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021 02:01 PM (vMCab)

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Her pair of videos with Ryan George about the first couple to marry and divorce were funny. Turns out it wasn't because of her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 02:02 PM (LvTSG)

64 She may not be a racist.

She may just be a mean girl bitch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 02:00 PM (csEWM)

People like her and her ilk don't believe they can ever be racist because they hold the correct POLITICAL views.

Always remember that.

Personally? They are racist to the core.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2021 02:02 PM (mR6Gs)

65

You can't IMAGINE!

*sobs*

Posted by: Brian Taterintheback at June 24, 2021 02:02 PM (vzKmu)

66 I would say the sudden media interest in taking down Tater and Lady Tater might be caused by seeing blood in the water, but neither of these people have blood. They are Literally Potatoes (TM).

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I should not be laughing as hard at this as I am.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 02:02 PM (LvTSG)

67 OT but totally expected - FB pulled John McAfee's IG page. The Q was far too triggering.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 24, 2021 02:02 PM (wAnMi)

68 One potator. Two potator.

Posted by: Biden's Dog at June 24, 2021 02:02 PM (oj5rr)

69 Book sales are not a measure of a writer's worth.

Posted by: Totstoy at June 24, 2021 02:03 PM (uhPTO)

70 Mrs. Potatobody

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 24, 2021 02:03 PM (Bmy3R)

71 These are much better shrews -

https://tinyurl.com/3dh46ntx

https://tinyurl.com/ctcxm3ar

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 24, 2021 02:03 PM (2JVJo)

72 Sig Sauer SIG716I TREAD 7.62x51 NATO 16" Rifle; $1400; https://bit.ly/3wU8Xit

Posted by: bonhomme at June 24, 2021 02:03 PM (YYlyE)

73 She may not be a racist.

She may just be a mean girl bitch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 02:00 PM (csEWM)

yeah, one of the women was black and she excluded her. the only reason is because she's racist.

that's how the rules work now. their rules...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 24, 2021 02:03 PM (8D42x)

74 69 Book sales are not a measure of a writer's worth.
Posted by: Totstoy at June 24, 2021 02:03 PM (uhPTO)

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That's what the bad guy in Atlas Shrugged said.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 02:03 PM (LvTSG)

75 Hmmm, not enough fat jokes.

*looks up photo of the happy couple*

Dear God. Quit smiling with the full cheese. That fucking smile is so fucking creepy.

She actually looks about 10000X more normal than he is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 02:03 PM (csEWM)

76 I've never seen a TV with channel 1. I guess they don't want the rubes watching.

Posted by: x at June 24, 2021 02:03 PM (oA+QO)

77 43 She may not be a racist.

She may just be a mean girl bitch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 02:00 PM (csEWM)


They were doing it to a black colleague and therefore that makes it automatically racist by their rules.

Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021 02:03 PM (vMCab)

78 Is she a yam then?
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 24, 2021 01:59 PM (iFTx/)
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Potato Au Rotten.
Posted by: ShainS at June 24, 2021 02:01 PM (tHrkv)


Or a fingerling potato.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 24, 2021 02:03 PM (wAnMi)

79 Unless a piece of tail was at least an 8.5

the fact she was coupled with Spud would be somewhat off putting

Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2021 02:04 PM (8o8kf)

80 Tater is straight? I always figured him more of a curly fries type.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 24, 2021 02:04 PM (BJKQV)

81 I absolutely loathe professional women who act like jr. high clique formers and shit on other women coming up the ladder. It reeks of stupidity and un-self-awareness, and it means they could not give one tinkers dam about anybody but themselves. If they were even slighting in tune with reality, they would realize that they need the support and strength of other women to be able to be successful in the long run, and that their own struggles to make it professionally mean nothing if they cannot help others negotiate the nonsense too.

IOW, bitches are wicked.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 24, 2021 02:04 PM (SDdx5)

82 Potato Au Rotten.

Posted by: ShainS at June 24, 2021 02:01 PM (tHrkv)

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She's Oreida!

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 24, 2021 02:04 PM (TNyrE)

83 Is there anything in the story about actual ostracism and real racism? Because all I see here is women forming cliques, and envying the cliques they don't belong to. Nothingburger.

Posted by: Bladders! Bladders Full Of Hot gp! at June 24, 2021 02:04 PM (qpX6U)

84 "Lady Tater?" Supposition with out evidence. Move to strike

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at June 24, 2021 02:04 PM (R5lpX)

85 This leggy, cerebral beauty with a hint of sideboob would never treat people like Mrs. Stelter does:
https://is.gd/FYT0WY

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2021 02:04 PM (Jsjd7)

86 I did try Laphroaig once. Not my speed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 01:59 PM


**Spock eyebrow**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 24, 2021 02:04 PM (2JVJo)

87
I saw Tater's Voluptuous Thighs open for ... WTF AM I DOING?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 24, 2021 02:05 PM (Ox1Xf)

88 A. I did try Laphroaig once. Not my speed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 01:59 PM (/XOcP)


Laphroaig is pretty hardcore.

B. Mrs. Tater is shockingly non-hideous.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 24, 2021 02:05 PM (U7wke)

89 I have an open bottle of Ardpeg 10. Almost untouched. not my speed. I like scotch and almost all the whiskey I've ever had.


Daughter kim got me a a bottle of Redbreast for Fathers day. Good stuff.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at June 24, 2021 02:05 PM (0OmEj)

90 TV LIVE SHOTS AT HOME HELP HUMANIZE VEGETIZE THE NEWS

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Fixed.

Or in Toobin's case, FETESHIZE.

Posted by: ShainS at June 24, 2021 02:05 PM (tHrkv)

91 "Particularly disturbing to colleagues was the way Stelter and Pergament treated former weather anchor Stacy Ann Gooden, who was hired in 2017. Ten current and former employees say Gooden was ostracized by the three co-anchors. Insiders say Gooden was often excluded from meetings, and Stelter and Pergament would talk disparagingly about her on set," Moscatello wrote.

Remember these stories whenever some "progressive" tells you that if wymen ruled the world, there would be no more war and everyone would be taken care of. Lots of stories out there about catty chicks and their cliques targeting other women at their workplaces and freezing them out, or worse.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 24, 2021 02:05 PM (a+Mub)

92 I did try Laphroaig once. Not my speed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

you can really taste the peat

Posted by: x at June 24, 2021 02:05 PM (oA+QO)

93 79 Unless a piece of tail was at least an 8.5

the fact she was coupled with Spud would be somewhat off putting
Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2021 02:04 PM (8o8kf)

His IT clown-like smile is what gets her turned on.

*shudder*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 02:05 PM (csEWM)

94 I think Tater is a pudgy and pathetic bully

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 24, 2021 02:05 PM (cSyAR)

95 These are much better shrews -

https://tinyurl.com/3dh46ntx

https://tinyurl.com/ctcxm3ar
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 24, 2021 02:03 PM


Why, yes....yes, they are.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2021 02:06 PM (m+jkK)

96 I've worked with some female bitches in my career locked into a High School mean girl mentality. The nice part of getting older and having a successful career is to have no qualms about telling them to fuck off and the look that goes with it.

Posted by: Cheri at June 24, 2021 02:06 PM (oiNtH)

97 I keep watching Julie Nolke's videos expecting them to be funny.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021

She's cute and almost funny. The failed threesome is probably the best one.
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021


***
I glanced at a couple of her videos on YooTube. Meh. For cute plus funny, I'd rather watch Fran Drescher snippets from The Nanny.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 02:06 PM (/XOcP)

98 Is she a yam then?
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 24, 2021 01:59 PM (iFTx/)
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Potato Au Rotten.
Posted by: ShainS at June 24, 2021 02:01 PM (tHrkv)

Or a fingerling potato.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 24, 2021 02:03 PM (wAnMi)

i thought tater had the fingerling...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 24, 2021 02:06 PM (8D42x)

99 Just as holding the "correct" views on woman's rights and abortion buys a cad an indulgence for sex crimes-even rape, holding the right views on civil rights grants one an exemption from being a racist

two sets of rules.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2021 02:06 PM (mR6Gs)

100 Not really surprised. 110% of white leftists is just over compensation for their own suppressed racism. They think of blacks as an inferior species, why not treat them as such?

Posted by: 29Victor at June 24, 2021 02:06 PM (BJKQV)

101 I did try Laphroaig once. Not my speed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 01:59 PM

Isn't that one of the ones that tastes like drinking liquified, fermented peat moss?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 02:06 PM (csEWM)

102 I did try Laphroaig once. Not my speed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 01:59 PM

**Spock eyebrow**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 24, 2021 02:04 PM


*fistbump*

Islay malts ftw.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2021 02:06 PM (m+jkK)

103 The photo of the two of them is... weird. Same sort of shit eating grin.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 24, 2021 02:07 PM (3H9h1)

104 Nothingburger.
Posted by: Bladders! Bladders Full Of Hot gp! at June 24, 2021 02:04 PM (qpX6U)

It is indeed a big nothingburger. As usual, the prelude promises more than the actual article. Really weak sauce for the outrageous outrage of the hour.

Buuuut...by their own rules, she's a racisty racist white supremacist racist, and that part's fun. Lots of fun.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 24, 2021 02:07 PM (Bmy3R)

105 >>>80 Tater is straight? I always figured him more of a curly fries type.

I think he identifies as Tobias Funke.

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2021 02:07 PM (0G13K)

106

Redbreast 21 is supurb.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 24, 2021 02:07 PM (sM7TV)

107 I know lots of overweight men. I know lots of fat men. But Tater has a unique pudge factor.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 24, 2021 02:07 PM (cSyAR)

108 Guessing the condo collapse is due to lack of regulation. Time will tell.

Posted by: Stink at June 24, 2021 02:07 PM (9Jh3B)

109 Isn't that one of the ones that tastes like drinking liquified, fermented peat moss?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 02:06 PM (csEWM)
++++
Yes. I love it, though only in very small doses. I tend to appreciate peaty Scotches in small volumes. That one is like Mike Tyson wrapped his gloves in peat and then punched you - very gently - in the mouth.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2021 02:07 PM (Jsjd7)

110 Stetler has the smile of an alien inhabiting a human suit unsure of how human's smile.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 02:07 PM (LvTSG)

111 Greetings:

It's not the rooster that runs the pecking order, it's the hens ???

Posted by: 11B40 at June 24, 2021 02:08 PM (evgyj)

112 Isn't that one of the ones that tastes like drinking liquified, fermented peat moss?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 02:06 PM


Don't forget the touch of seaweed.

At least most of my friends don't touch my Scotch.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2021 02:08 PM (m+jkK)

113 I keep watching Julie Nolke's videos expecting them to be funny.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 02:00 PM (LvTSG)


I found the time travel one amusing but that was about it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 24, 2021 02:08 PM (U7wke)

114 105 >>>80 Tater is straight? I always figured him more of a curly fries type.

I think he identifies as Tobias Funke.
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2021 02:07 PM (0G13K)

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There are dozens of him! Dozens!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 02:08 PM (LvTSG)

115

Speyside.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 24, 2021 02:08 PM (3LjS+)

116 Daughter kim got me a a bottle of Redbreast for Fathers day. Good stuff.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still.

Try Writer's Tears. It's fantastic.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2021 02:08 PM (dQOwJ)

117 Wait, so Stelter's wife isn't a model?

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 24, 2021 02:08 PM (TGj6m)

118 They don't have blood. They have starch.

Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021 02:08 PM (vMCab)

119 116 Daughter kim got me a a bottle of Redbreast for Fathers day. Good stuff.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still.

Try Writer's Tears. It's fantastic.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2021 02:08 PM (dQOwJ)

=========

That's a good one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 02:08 PM (LvTSG)

120 85 This leggy, cerebral beauty with a hint of sideboob would never treat people like Mrs. Stelter does:
https://is.gd/FYT0WY

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2021 02:04 PM (Jsjd7)

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Nice! Staying on topic as well with the sideboob reference ... ;-)

Posted by: ShainS at June 24, 2021 02:08 PM (tHrkv)

121 These taters have eyes all over the place.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2021 02:09 PM (ufFY8)

122 The failed threesome is probably the best one.
Posted by: buzzion

Failed for whom? I notice no one asked the guy. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2021 02:09 PM (Rvt88)

123 "It's not the rooster that runs the pecking order, it's the hens ???"

Nice, original, too me at least.

Posted by: Stink at June 24, 2021 02:09 PM (9Jh3B)

124 His wife is an ugly little troll

Posted by: keena at June 24, 2021 02:09 PM (RiTnx)

125 I did try Laphroaig once. Not my speed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 01:59 PM

**Spock eyebrow**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 24, 2021


***
In my drinking days, it was more about the gettin' drunk than it was about savoring flavor. My favorites were all fairly inexpensive, stuff the Horde would sneer at.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 02:09 PM (/XOcP)

126 Unless a piece of tail was at least an 8.5

the fact she was coupled with Spud would be somewhat off putting
Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2021 02:04 PM (8o8kf)

No way is she an 8.5 and no way does Tater have 8.5

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2021 02:09 PM (mR6Gs)

127 There won't be any blood in the water. Just starch. Plenty of it.

I'm an expert on these matters.

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at June 24, 2021 02:09 PM (xxG/v)

128 Fox Business is very excited about the $1.2 trillion infrastructure bill the GOP approved today. How much of tht $1.2T is for roads and bridges? Less than 10%.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 24, 2021 02:09 PM (PrO+o)

129 I like Julie Nolke, but her videos are hit or miss. Her "Mirror Mirror" ones are funniest, IMHO.

Posted by: Mafiosos at June 24, 2021 02:09 PM (jOcSX)

130 Kaleigh McEnany has a cut of several of today's Biden answers where he's doing that weird whispering thing.

https://bit.ly/2U1Sjzb

Worse than Kumuhluh's awkward laugh?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 24, 2021 02:10 PM (YYlyE)

131 92 I did try Laphroaig once. Not my speed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

you can really taste the peat
Posted by: x at June 24, 2021 02:05 PM (oA+QO)

My wife will not drink Scotch unless it's Laphroaig, which I enjoy.

On the one hand, I love getting to drink Scotch with my wife.

On the other hand, my Scotch is gone twice as fast.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 24, 2021 02:10 PM (KbCG3)

132 All Leftists are that way, signaling " no hate" means your hating everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2021 02:10 PM (Cxk7w)

133 Could not have happened to a nicer guy. Glad Tater married up.

Posted by: Picric at June 24, 2021 02:10 PM (3QnyK)

134 Ace could use Writer's Tears for his insomnia.

Posted by: ShainS at June 24, 2021 02:10 PM (tHrkv)

135 Gah! Off, sock!

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 24, 2021 02:10 PM (jOcSX)

136 22 There's a hash brown joke in here somewhere.
Posted by: Beartooth at June 24, 2021 01:58 PM (yAio1)

*********

There was but I ate it.

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at June 24, 2021 02:10 PM (xxG/v)

137 I did try Laphroaig once. Not my speed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 01:59 PM

Isn't that one of the ones that tastes like drinking liquified, fermented peat moss?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021


***
Never having tried peat moss in any form, I dunno!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 02:10 PM (/XOcP)

138 103 The photo of the two of them is... weird. Same sort of shit eating grin.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 24, 2021 02:07 PM (3H9h1)

You misspelled 'soul'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 02:10 PM (csEWM)

139 I looked up Stacy Ann Gooden. She's beautiful, has a handsome husband and beautiful children. That's enough for some women to go ape-shit mean.

Posted by: Cheri at June 24, 2021 02:11 PM (oiNtH)

140 Springbank is my personal favorite.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 24, 2021 02:11 PM (yL25O)

141 129 I like Julie Nolke, but her videos are hit or miss. Her "Mirror Mirror" ones are funniest, IMHO.
Posted by: Mafiosos at June 24, 2021 02:09 PM (jOcSX)

=========

I think part of the problem is that they're edited too loosely. She essentially has the girl form of Ryan George's schtick, and George's work a whole lot better partially because they're faster. The interchanges snap back and forth which helps with the comedic timing.

Nolke's thing feels like she's taking time to change between characters in between lines. It's...off.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 02:11 PM (LvTSG)

142 I worked with a woman who may not have been a may have been a mean but she was remarkably foul mouthed. And she would fight anyone when she got drunk.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 24, 2021 02:11 PM (cSyAR)

143 All Leftists are that way, signaling " no hate" means your hating everyone
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2021 02:10 PM (Cxk7w)

You men all the "Hate Has No Home Here" signs in Upper Montclair, NJ are LIES???

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2021 02:11 PM (mR6Gs)

144 One wouldn't expect Tater to be pulling quality tail like a Jackie Mackey Paisley Passey,

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 24, 2021 02:11 PM (yQpMk)

145 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 24, 2021 02:03 PM (2JVJo)

I confess I was expecting them to be pictures of actual shrews.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 24, 2021 02:11 PM (U7wke)

146 Isn't that one of the ones that tastes like drinking liquified, fermented, burning peat moss?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021

FIFM (Fixed it for myself)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 02:11 PM (csEWM)

147 The nice part of getting older and having a successful career is to have no qualms about telling them to fuck off and the look that goes with it.
Posted by: Cheri at June 24, 2021 02:06 PM (oiNtH)

That works on more than one level. I use my age and career to speak the truth about bs in the workplace, since I couldn't give a fat rat's ass about being fired or otherwise "canceled." I told my bosses boss that if my regular boss came back from his temp post overseas I would be leaving. The guy was a fool and an ass and frankly, he was a complete liability. He came back but "retired" immediately. Nobody younger trying to build a career would be so bold, I expect.

I've also been known to tell people to quit being assholes and do that damned job. Probably would get someone younger culled, but they really need me there to keep order and get the job done.

Use it for good, never evil, and all will be well.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 24, 2021 02:11 PM (SDdx5)

148 No way is she an 8.5 and no way does Tater have 8.5
Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2021 02:09 PM (mR6Gs)


I think the horde will take your word that Tater doesn't have an 8.5

Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2021 02:12 PM (8o8kf)

149 It's just so weird how lefties look in the mirror and project the reflection onto Trump.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 24, 2021 02:12 PM (KbCG3)

150 Kaleigh McEnany has a cut of several of today's Biden answers where he's doing that weird whispering thing.



https://bit.ly/2U1Sjzb



Worse than Kumuhluh's awkward laugh?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 24, 2021 02:10 PM (YYlyE)

That is one of the creepiest things I have ever seen.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2021 02:12 PM (ufFY8)

151 > I think he identifies as Tobias Funke.

David Cross may well be the only generally liked "comedian" I hate more than Will Farrell. His "comedy" actually makes me angry.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 24, 2021 02:12 PM (YYlyE)

152 I have a lot of homes in my hood with the no hate here signs

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 24, 2021 02:13 PM (PrO+o)

153 137 I did try Laphroaig once. Not my speed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 01:59 PM


I don't drank nuttin I kant pronounce

Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2021 02:13 PM (8o8kf)

154 I didn't think Tater was married...at least, not to a woman.

Posted by: Moki at June 24, 2021 02:13 PM (JrN/x)

155 I simply shan't believe it to be true.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 24, 2021 02:13 PM (lnki2)

156 They don't have blood. They have starch.
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021


***
Butter, sour cream, shredded cheese . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 02:13 PM (/XOcP)

157 Will Farrell has his shctict. His comedy is not for everyone.

Posted by: Stink at June 24, 2021 02:14 PM (9Jh3B)

158 Daughter kim got me a a bottle of Redbreast for Fathers day. Good stuff.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable stil

...

It is indeed.

My boss brought in a bottle of Redbreast 28; we tried the 15 first, which was good, and then the 28.

oh my stars.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 24, 2021 02:14 PM (yL25O)

159 Stacy Ann Gooden is attractive, but she'll get no help from the Woke Mob on this issue.

Her husband is WHITE

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2021 02:14 PM (mR6Gs)

160 Those 656,000 viewers were airport captives throughout the world.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 24, 2021 02:14 PM (xopIz)

161 Pro Tip: Never use the shitter right after Mr. or Mrs. Butterball Powerbottom.

Jeez.....I thought I was bad (waves hand in front of nose)

Posted by: Ed Asner at June 24, 2021 02:14 PM (IMeDs)

162 I did try Laphroaig once. Not my speed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 01:59 PM

I don't drank nuttin I kant pronounce
Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2021


***
I think it's pronounced "La-Frog"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 02:15 PM (/XOcP)

163 110 Stetler has the smile of an alien inhabiting a human suit unsure of how human's smile.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 02:07 PM (LvTSG)

Nah, he's just the poorly adjusted asshat who got his ass beat in elementary school and instead of learning to be more ingratiating, just kept his head down and his mouth shut for jr. high. Now he gets to be the bully and he doesn't know any other way to be.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 24, 2021 02:15 PM (SDdx5)

164 The best part of this spud sludging is that, as the article points out, the New York Magazine piece is full of anonymous sources and ginned-up innuendo; much like Tater's oeuvre itself.

Posted by: William F 'Buck' Dharma at June 24, 2021 02:15 PM (0/qYZ)

165 > oh my stars.

Don't forget me!

Posted by: Garters at June 24, 2021 02:15 PM (YYlyE)

166 Try Writer's Tears. It's fantastic.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2021 02:08 PM (dQOwJ)


**looks it up**

It's real. Huh. I am going to have to try the stuff.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 24, 2021 02:15 PM (2JVJo)

167 So. . . one could say that Jamie Stelter is a 'hassleback tater'??

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2021 02:16 PM (bDqIh)

168 So, you're saying she wears the strap-on......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 24, 2021 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

They both do...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 24, 2021 02:16 PM (Q9lwr)

169 I think it's pronounced "La-Frog"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 02:15 PM (/XOcP)

ben to gay Paree about 25 times

full of phags

Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2021 02:16 PM (8o8kf)

170 128 Fox Business is very excited about the $1.2 trillion infrastructure bill the GOP approved today. How much of tht $1.2T is for roads and bridges? Less than 10%.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 24, 2021 02:09 PM (PrO+o)

-----

"If we create enough trillions of dollars out of thin air, it's Dow 3,000,000,000 and damn the future along with the children!"

Posted by: ShainS at June 24, 2021 02:16 PM (tHrkv)

171 by "blood in the water" you must mean "starch in the toilet bowl"

//removes sunglasses

Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 02:16 PM (Lzpvj)

172 I think part of the problem is that they're edited too loosely. She essentially has the girl form of Ryan George's schtick, and George's work a whole lot better partially because they're faster. The interchanges snap back and forth which helps with the comedic timing.

Nolke's thing feels like she's taking time to change between characters in between lines. It's...off.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 02:11 PM (LvTSG)


On the other hand, she's more attractive.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 24, 2021 02:16 PM (U7wke)

173 I have a lot of homes in my hood with the no hate here signs
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 24, 2021 02:13 PM (PrO+o)

Usually paired with BLM signs --and often in neighborhoods with Episcopalian Churches whose rainbow flags dwarf the Cross.....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2021 02:16 PM (mR6Gs)

174 Use it for good, never evil, and all will be well.
Posted by: tcn in AK,

Amen sister!

Posted by: Cheri at June 24, 2021 02:16 PM (oiNtH)

175 Try Writer's Tears. It's fantastic.


Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2021 02:08 PM (dQOwJ)

It's tough to find around here.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 24, 2021 02:17 PM (Q9lwr)

176 166 Try Writer's Tears. It's fantastic.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2021 02:08 PM (dQOwJ)

**looks it up**

It's real. Huh. I am going to have to try the stuff.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 24, 2021 02:15 PM (2JVJo)

========

Not that expensive, if I remember correctly. I remember wanting to get it because of the name, but it ended up, probably, my favorite Irish whiskey.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 02:17 PM (LvTSG)

177 It wears a disguise to look like human guys, but it's not a man, it's a potato dude.

Posted by: Eat the Eloi at June 24, 2021 02:17 PM (BvNzB)

178 > Fox Business is very excited about the $1.2 trillion infrastructure bill the GOP approved today. How much of tht $1.2T is for roads and bridges? Less than 10%.

I'm infrastructure!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's Vineyard at June 24, 2021 02:17 PM (YYlyE)

179 My favorites were all fairly inexpensive, stuff the Horde would sneer at.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 02:09 PM

Inexpensive we would never sneer at.

Cheap, yes. Inexpensive, nah.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2021 02:17 PM (dkvcO)

180 That is one of the creepiest things I have ever seen.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2021 02:12 PM (ufFY

What in hell are they injecting into that idiot's arm these days? The "president" is off his ever-lovin' rocker.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 24, 2021 02:17 PM (SDdx5)

181 >>The best part of this spud sludging is that, as the article points out, the New York Magazine piece is full of anonymous sources and ginned-up innuendo; much like Tater's oeuvre itself.


LOLGF

*Fun fact: New Yourk magazine was bought by Vox a few years ago, Stelter's wife has been Voxsludged.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2021 02:17 PM (bDqIh)

182 Something tells me I don't have to believe anyone involved.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 24, 2021 02:17 PM (M119n)

183 I drank Boodles for a many a year until I larnt to say Tankeray

Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2021 02:17 PM (8o8kf)

184 179 My favorites were all fairly inexpensive, stuff the Horde would sneer at.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 02:09 PM

Inexpensive we would never sneer at.

Cheap, yes. Inexpensive, nah.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2021 02:17 PM (dkvcO)

==========

Benchmark is drinkable, and usually about $10.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 02:18 PM (LvTSG)

185 Have not had time to read other threads so this might be old news Giuliani had his law license suspended by the NY SC for a list of statements he made outside of court that the court says are lies about the 2020 election. Even Gabriel Malor is defending his right to be a TV lawyer without it resulting in suspension. Twitchy carrying his tweets.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 24, 2021 02:18 PM (/sABW)

186 168 So, you're saying she wears the strap-on......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 24, 2021 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

They both do...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 24, 2021 02:16 PM (Q9lwr)

-------

You haven't lived till you've been the Lucky Pierre in that trouble.

Posted by: DrunkDonLeMon at June 24, 2021 02:19 PM (+jo58)

187 Episcopalian Churches whose rainbow flags dwarf the Cross.....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2021 02:16 PM (mR6Gs)

YOU HATER! Jesus is an LGBTQ+ Ally!

Posted by: Kirsten Martinez-Smythe at June 24, 2021 02:19 PM (Q9lwr)

188 The Taters are twice baked.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 24, 2021 02:19 PM (d9FiS)

189 >>Stetler has the smile of an alien inhabiting a human suit unsure of how human's smile


Heh.

He is physically repellent - can;t even hate-watch the guy, can;t bear to look at him on camera.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2021 02:19 PM (bDqIh)

190 I think it's pronounced "La-Frog"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 02:15 PM (/XOcP)

La-FROYG. And it's delicious. It's like munching directly on the peat itself.

Posted by: Eat the Eloi at June 24, 2021 02:20 PM (BvNzB)

191 185 Have not had time to read other threads so this might be old news Giuliani had his law license suspended by the NY SC for a list of statements he made outside of court that the court says are lies about the 2020 election. Even Gabriel Malor is defending his right to be a TV lawyer without it resulting in suspension. Twitchy carrying his tweets.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 24, 2021 02:18 PM (/sABW)

I'm looking forward to the litigation. Fireworks, I should think.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 24, 2021 02:20 PM (SDdx5)

192 Only in NYC could a Jamie Stelter not be the victim of the abuse.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 24, 2021 02:20 PM (xopIz)

193 187 Episcopalian Churches whose rainbow flags dwarf the Cross.....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2021 02:16 PM (mR6Gs)

YOU HATER! Jesus is an LGBTQ+ Ally!
Posted by: Kirsten Martinez-Smythe at June 24, 2021 02:19 PM (Q9lwr)

=========

"Jesus' message was that love is anything anyone wants to do ever, and you must destroy those who try to stop you because love is no holds' barred."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 02:20 PM (LvTSG)

194 gimme a Popov/ Polar GNT tonic any day

with dried lime flakes and bottled lime juice

livin the good life

Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2021 02:20 PM (8o8kf)

195 YOU HATER! Jesus is an LGBTQ+ Ally!
Posted by: Kirsten Martinez-Smythe at June 24, 2021 02:19 PM (Q9lwr)

Not so sure about that one. I KNOW Paul was agin 'em.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 24, 2021 02:20 PM (SDdx5)

196 Lady Tater is now a thing.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at June 24, 2021 02:21 PM (QQ6wR)

197 I drank Boodles for a many a year until I larnt to say Tankeray
Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2021 02:17 PM


Both good, but not my favorites for a martini.

A friend introduced me to a French gin recently (don't judge me!). Citadelle. Very pleasant. Makes a good martini. The price is weird, though. Out here it's a little less than my usual Beefeater or Sapphire. Back on the North Shore, it's about $10 more.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2021 02:21 PM (m+jkK)

198 Imagine being a young girl and Biden is using that whisper in your ear while sniffing you. That goes beyond creepy.

Posted by: Cheri at June 24, 2021 02:21 PM (oiNtH)

199 190 I think it's pronounced "La-Frog"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 02:15 PM (/XOcP)

La-FROYG. And it's delicious. It's like munching directly on the peat itself.
Posted by: Eat the Eloi at June 24, 2021 02:20 PM (BvNzB)

Like drinking the world's smoothest, most intoxicating bonfire. Had some with my cigar last night. Perfect pairing.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 24, 2021 02:21 PM (KbCG3)

200 Smashing the Taters is appropriate.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 24, 2021 02:21 PM (r+sAi)

201 My favorites were all fairly inexpensive, stuff the Horde would sneer at.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 02:09 PM

Inexpensive we would never sneer at.
Cheap, yes. Inexpensive, nah.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2021


***
Old Crow, White Horse, Cutty Sark, Christian Bros. brandy, Seagram's gin, Taaka and Smirnoff vodka, Gallo Hearty Burgundy, Pabst Blue Ribbon and Lone Star beer . . .?

You gotta remember, we didn't have dedicated liquor stores in the '70s and '80s around here (or I didn't know where they were, and couldn't have afforded more expensive stuff anyway). I bought my liquor the way God intended, at the grocery store!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 02:21 PM (/XOcP)

202 Is she a dic-tater?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2021 02:22 PM (/1dQ8)

203 She's no relation.

Posted by: Mrs. Potato Head at June 24, 2021 02:22 PM (yQpMk)

204 I had a GF who claimed he snizz tasted like peat

or was it pete

dunno

Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2021 02:22 PM (8o8kf)

205 Respect the he snizz.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 24, 2021 02:23 PM (yQpMk)

206 A friend introduced me to a French gin recently (don't judge me!). Citadelle. Very pleasant. Makes a good martini. The price is weird, though. Out here it's a little less than my usual Beefeater or Sapphire. Back on the North Shore, it's about $10 more.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2021 02:21 PM (m+jkK)



hater

Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2021 02:23 PM (8o8kf)

207 Laphroig Quarter Cask outshines their other styles.

1 oz before bedtime and you will see the future in your sleep.

Posted by: Auspex at June 24, 2021 02:23 PM (Xo3T0)

208 173 I have a lot of homes in my hood with the no hate here signs
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 24

same with the Dallas M streets near me. but the wildly violent patrons of the new Greenville Ave nightclub right next to them is testing their commitment in the real world.

Posted by: x at June 24, 2021 02:23 PM (oA+QO)

209 https://tinyurl.com/426rrphf

Posted by: aelfheld at June 24, 2021 02:23 PM (Zy9Yy)

210 "helps humanize the news"

Ha. We are way past that point where that will get you any consideration.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 02:24 PM (83lwH)

211 If you have a bottle of scotch which you don't enjoy drinking neat, consider mixing it with Dr. Pepper. I know it sounds crazy but the flavors marry wonderfully.

Posted by: Not giving any clues as to my real identity at June 24, 2021 02:24 PM (39b5f)

212 Sometimes, she makes me wear blackface and pretend to pick cotton while she "punishes" me.

Posted by: Gender Neutral Potato Head by HASBRO at June 24, 2021 02:24 PM (stW/m)

213 La-FROYG. And it's delicious. It's like munching directly on the peat itself.

Posted by: Eat the Eloi at June 24, 2021 02:20 PM (BvNzB)

I lost my taste for Laphroaig, but unfortunately picked up a taste for Lagavulin.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 24, 2021 02:24 PM (Q9lwr)

214 https://tinyurl.com/426rrphf
Posted by: aelfheld at June 24, 2021 02:23 PM (Zy9Yy)



He's a deadringer for Tater

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 24, 2021 02:24 PM (yQpMk)

215 Stelter has a wife?

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at June 24, 2021 02:24 PM (k0caX)

216 213 La-FROYG. And it's delicious. It's like munching directly on the peat itself.

Posted by: Eat the Eloi at June 24, 2021 02:20 PM (BvNzB)

I lost my taste for Laphroaig, but unfortunately picked up a taste for Lagavulin.
Posted by: Kirsten Martinez-Smythe at June 24, 2021 02:24 PM (Q9lwr)

Ever try Bowmore?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 24, 2021 02:24 PM (KbCG3)

217 Old Crow is one of the best names for Bourbon. But unfortuneately it is really bad Bourbon. Same with Rebel Yell.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 02:25 PM (/MaDp)

218 If you had showed me that photo with no labels, I'd have thought they were siblings. Same teeth, same nose, same hair color.

Posted by: Sal at June 24, 2021 02:25 PM (Uu3D6)

219 199 190 I think it's pronounced "La-Frog"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 02:15 PM (/XOcP)

La-FROYG. And it's delicious. It's like munching directly on the peat itself.
Posted by: Eat the Eloi at June 24, 2021 02:20 PM (BvNzB)

Like drinking the world's smoothest, most intoxicating bonfire. Had some with my cigar last night. Perfect pairing.


It's great stuff! I like all the Islay malts. Lagavulin might be even smokier, if that's possible.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 24, 2021 02:25 PM (iFTx/)

220 Brian Stetler's wife. Also known as, "Side of Potato's.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 24, 2021 02:25 PM (dhhKu)

221 Well he is a spud muffin.

Posted by: DaveA at June 24, 2021 02:26 PM (FhXTo)

222 211 If you have a bottle of scotch which you don't enjoy drinking neat, consider mixing it with Dr. Pepper. I know it sounds crazy but the flavors marry wonderfully.
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Shivers.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 02:26 PM (/MaDp)

223 Like drinking the world's smoothest, most intoxicating bonfire. Had some with my cigar last night. Perfect pairing.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 24, 2021 02:21 PM


This is just highlighting the fact that my liquor cabinet is missing my favorite Islays. I need to fix this.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2021 02:26 PM (m+jkK)

224 183 I drank Boodles for a many a year until I larnt to say Tankeray
Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2021 02:17 PM (8o8kf)


Isn't Tang-a-ray what the astronauts used to wash down their Space Food Sticks???

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 24, 2021 02:26 PM (8C7+r)

225 Jamie Stetler. But her friends call her Brown Sugar.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 24, 2021 02:26 PM (dhhKu)

226 Yikes at the pictures in that link! I'm starting to think people pick on Tater so that he won't smile at them. I heard there were some multi-verse side stories where Spiderman turned into a pig. The could make a movie of Spiderpig fighting a Joker-Potato. If only there were someone they could cast to play that part...

Posted by: Simple Stevo at June 24, 2021 02:27 PM (SOV+T)

227 It's great stuff! I like all the Islay malts. Lagavulin might be even smokier, if that's possible.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 24, 2021 02:25 PM


My favorite. That stuff has gotten pricey, though, even for the 16yr old.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2021 02:27 PM (m+jkK)

228 "but the wildly violent patrons of the new Greenville Ave nightclub"

Small world.

My favorite club was the one the frogs on the roof. Best friend and I worked at his father's chicken restaurant, Bubba's. Is it still there?

We lived close by, on Colgate.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 02:27 PM (83lwH)

229 Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 24, 2021 02:20 PM (SDdx5)

Continuing the previous thread if I may. Ever been to the top of the ARCO tower (if it is even still called that) riding on the roof of an elevator cab - without a safety harness? I have, inspecting the lateral bracing located around the elevator core. Gads I miss the wild west, or maybe I just miss being young and foolish.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 24, 2021 02:28 PM (NxOLn)

230
Hear ye! Hear ye!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Please be Upstanding for Lord and Lady Tater!

*"The Taternational" played by traditional 10 Kazoo Band*

Posted by: nautralfake at June 24, 2021 02:28 PM (dWwl8)

231 It's great stuff! I like all the Islay malts. Lagavulin might be even smokier, if that's possible.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 24, 2021 02:25 PM (iFTx/)


It's not scotch but try Brimstone from Balcones Distillery sometime. I've heard that they toned it down a bit but it used to be very smokey. Perfect with BBQ.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 24, 2021 02:28 PM (U7wke)

232 Anat Kimchi, UMd PhD candidate in criminology and activist leftist decided to take a stroll through a secluded shithole part of the shithole of Chicago and got killed by a knife wielding homeless man.

https://youtu.be/OHfd2oqNOSU

Posted by: bonhomme at June 24, 2021 02:28 PM (YYlyE)

233 Yikes at the pictures in that link! I'm starting to think people pick on Tater so that he won't smile at them.


He has multiple rows of teeth, like a shark or a Conehead.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 24, 2021 02:28 PM (yQpMk)

234 Well, color me shocked... Mrs. Potatohead was acting like a catty bitch to the much hotter weather girl. They were probably at a work party, and Stacy-Ann walked in, and Jamie heard his voice drop an octave and saw his dead little dick twitch under his dress.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2021 02:28 PM (CR/A0)

235 Joke-tater vs Spider-tater

A crossover to make lawyers swoon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2021 02:29 PM (/1dQ8)

236 You think they ever play "The Tuber and the Luber"?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 24, 2021 02:29 PM (KbCG3)

237 I think it's pronounced "La-Frog"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 02:15 PM (/XOcP)

La-FROYG. And it's delicious. It's like munching directly on the peat itself.
Posted by: Eat the Eloi at June 24, 2021 02:20 PM (BvNzB)

reminds me of Enzian, you can actually taste the dirt...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 24, 2021 02:29 PM (8D42x)

238 Here's why I'm getting the MUMR type ban I think. A couple days ago a troll with the nic Charlie Brown's Guardian showed up. I socked him as Charles Brown's Giardiniera and did a couple insane MUMR like posts. Guess that triggered something and now my home IP is banned.

Ace, I'll ride a Vespa to your house and fix your shelves if you would unban me.

Posted by: Duke Lowell's Phone at June 24, 2021 02:29 PM (HWisp)

239 232 Anat Kimchi, UMd PhD candidate in criminology and activist leftist decided to take a stroll through a secluded shithole part of the shithole of Chicago and got killed by a knife wielding homeless man.

https://youtu.be/OHfd2oqNOSU
Posted by: bonhomme at June 24, 2021 02:28 PM (YYlyE)

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Probably a Trump voter. Did he pour bleach on her?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 02:29 PM (LvTSG)

240 "Sorry, there is no room in this recipe for black potatoes."

- Excerpted from the newJamie Stetler Cookbook, "Ain't No Room at the Dinner Table for Darkie".

Posted by: Marcus T at June 24, 2021 02:29 PM (dhhKu)

241 Did anyone really believe Major Nelson was'nt banging Jeannie?

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 02:29 PM (/MaDp)

242 A friend introduced me to a French gin recently (don't judge me!). Citadelle. Very pleasant. Makes a good martini. The price is weird, though. Out here it's a little less than my usual Beefeater or Sapphire. Back on the North Shore, it's about $10 more.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2021 02:21 PM (m+jkK)
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This is why I don't drink, and I recommend that others don't drink, either. Just look at these names. Citadel. Beefeater. Bombay Sapphire.

The first is a church-aligned name. The second represents the elite armed units of the British Royal Family. The third represents the subjugation of foreign lands by the British Empire.

In all cases, this is literally a physio-linguistic celebration and perpetuation of European colonialism. Alcohol culture of all types is shot through with colonial legacy. Continuing to consume these products is to endorse white European colonialism and it is inherently threatening to subjugated black and brown bodies the world over.

Put the glass down. Be better.

Posted by: Your Kid's Cultural Anthropology Professor at June 24, 2021 02:29 PM (Jsjd7)

243 If you have a bottle of scotch which you don't enjoy drinking neat, consider mixing it with Dr. Pepper. I know it sounds crazy but the flavors marry wonderfully.
Posted by: Not giving any clues as to my real identity at June 24, 2021


***

There was a really dark period in the late '70s when I mixed my Cutty Sark with Coca-Cola. I don't talk about that time much.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 02:30 PM (/XOcP)

244 Can't hardly see tablet in sunlight

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2021 02:30 PM (Cxk7w)

245
La-FROYG. And it's delicious. It's like munching directly on the peat itself.
Posted by: Eat the Eloi at June 24, 2021 02:20 PM (BvNzB)

Like drinking the world's smoothest, most intoxicating bonfire. Had some with my cigar last night. Perfect pairing.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 24, 2021 02:21 PM (KbCG3)


Never did like Laphroaig. Always tasted like licking a hospital ash tray.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 24, 2021 02:30 PM (n+4am)

246 My favorite. That stuff has gotten pricey, though, even for the 16yr old.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2021 02:27 PM (m+jkK)


A couple years back China opened up legal importation of scotch. Prices are gonna be crazy until they can get enough aged stock to make up for the new demand.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 24, 2021 02:30 PM (U7wke)

247 Gads I miss the wild west, or maybe I just miss being young and foolish.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 24, 2021 02:28 PM (NxOLn)

Now it's Conoco-Phillips, but everyone still calls it the ARCO tower. I worked there in the 1980's as a librarian's assistant until I could get my job at the Corps. I rode every elevator to every floor making deliveries. Some of the rides were exciting during earthquakes, I'll give it that.

I suggest the safety harness, because you never know.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 24, 2021 02:30 PM (SDdx5)

248 I bought my liquor the way God intended, at the grocery store!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Da KayBee!

Posted by: Miklos Katz-Besthoff at June 24, 2021 02:30 PM (QzkSJ)

249 Benchmark is drinkable, and usually about $10.

**

This. It's surprisingly good for something that is mostly just kept around for mixing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 24, 2021 02:30 PM (em09h)

250 La-FROYG. And it's delicious. It's like munching directly on the peat itself.
Posted by: Eat the Eloi at June 24, 2021 02:20 PM (BvNzB)

reminds me of Enzian, you can actually taste the dirt...
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 24, 2021 02:29 PM (8D42x)

*looks up Enzian*

The Enzian was a German WWII surface-to-air anti-aircraft missile...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 02:31 PM (csEWM)

251 "Because all I see here is women forming cliques, and envying the cliques they don't belong to."

Some smart guy said that throughout history, the greatest enforcers of Teh Patriarchy have been women trying to keep each other in their place.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 02:31 PM (83lwH)

252 Put the glass down. Be better.
Posted by: Your Kid's Cultural Anthropology Professor at June 24, 2021 02:29 PM (Jsjd7)

Lighten up, Francis, have a drink and get laid already.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 24, 2021 02:31 PM (SDdx5)

253 is Jamie Stetler hot?


asking for a friend

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 24, 2021 02:31 PM (bTQ72)

254 Looking at that picture of those two, it's easy to see who wears the strap-on in that family.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 24, 2021 02:32 PM (ER+pm)

255 Hey Moron Robbie, did you hear Price's Chicken Coop closed?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 24, 2021 02:32 PM (PiwSw)

256 241 Did anyone really believe Major Nelson was'nt banging Jeannie?
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 02:29 PM (/MaDp)

Maybe he really liked brunettes?

Nah. Me neither.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 02:32 PM (csEWM)

257 A lot of these bad guys have very off-putting "smiles."

The women, especially. Very weird and insincere.

Posted by: artemis at June 24, 2021 02:32 PM (AwPyG)

258 232 Posted by: bonhomme at June 24, 2021 02:28 PM (YYlyE)

She gave up her breathing privilege....

//Chicago Riot Inc

Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 02:32 PM (Lzpvj)

259 254 Looking at that picture of those two, it's easy to see who wears the strap-on in that family.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 24, 2021 02:32 PM (ER+pm)

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Her lesbian lover Meredith?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 02:32 PM (LvTSG)

260 I bought my liquor the way God intended, at the grocery store!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Da KayBee!
Posted by: Miklos Katz-Besthoff at June 24, 2021


***
Yeah, there too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 02:32 PM (/XOcP)

261 Did anyone really believe Major Nelson was'nt banging Jeannie?

**

Even as a kid who didn't know what "gay" was, I always figured there was something wrong with him since he wasn't staying at home with the attractive scantily-clad woman who was wild about him and could literally do and make anything happen that he wanted.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 24, 2021 02:32 PM (em09h)

262 Posted by: Your Kid's Cultural Anthropology Professor at June 24, 2021 02:29 PM

I'd spit gin in your eye, but that would be a waste of perfectly good white privilege.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2021 02:32 PM (dkvcO)

263 This much is certain. There's no way Tater can balance french fries on his erect penis.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 24, 2021 02:33 PM (BRpqW)

264 Posted by: Duke Lowell's Phone at June 24, 2021 02:29 PM (HWisp)

Send me your IP address and the last hash you used successfully. I'll see what I can do.

cbd dot aoshq at gee mail dot com

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 24, 2021 02:33 PM (Q9lwr)

265 There's a couple kinds of Writers Tears. The one aged in a Marsala cask is lovely. Might be my favorite.

Try it!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2021 02:33 PM (dQOwJ)

266 Tater and his tateress wife.

The Shills Have Eyes.

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 24, 2021 02:33 PM (mNhhD)

267 253 is Jamie Stetler hot?

asking for a friend
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 24, 2021 02:31 PM (bTQ72)

She looks remarkable normal. Not particularly hideous. Not particularly pretty. Normal.

Something ain't right with her.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 02:33 PM (csEWM)

268 Some smart guy said that throughout history, the greatest enforcers of Teh Patriarchy have been women trying to keep each other in their place.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 02:31 PM (83lwH)

This makes me a little bit upset. SOME stupid women do not represent ALL women, any more than Epstein or Clinton or Biden represent all men. Bitches are awful, but they are also a minority, even if a loud one.

Much as the Black Lives Asshats don't represent most black folks. It gets old being painted with that brush.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 24, 2021 02:33 PM (SDdx5)

269 La-FROYG. And it's delicious. It's like munching directly on the peat itself.
I tried a couple of sips of that at a gig a few years ago. I tasted it for two days. NTTAWTT, mind you, but I learnt that that there stuff was an acquired taste.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 24, 2021 02:33 PM (HaL55)

270 Did anyone really believe Major Nelson was'nt banging Jeannie?

He probably was doing the dirty with her twin sister.

Who can resist the siren song of an evil booty call?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 24, 2021 02:33 PM (2JVJo)

271 I love how Tater's wife is pushing people around when she looks like she should be bringing you extra cheese sticks at TGI Fridays.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 24, 2021 02:34 PM (ER+pm)

272 241 Did anyone really believe Major Nelson was'nt banging Jeannie?
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 02:29 PM (/MaDp)

Hell, i wanted to tap Jeannie. I simply assumed Major Nelson was tapping the magic poontang six ways to saturday while i was prohibited from doing so.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 24, 2021 02:34 PM (VcFUs)

273 Benchmark is drinkable, and usually about $10.

**
This. It's surprisingly good for something that is mostly just kept around for mixing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 24, 2021


***
What's that bourbon or Tennessee whiskey that has the red candle wax on the bottle's neck? It's plastic, but it looks like poured candle wax?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 02:34 PM (/XOcP)

274
Remember that pic at the hospital of stelter, his wife, and his baby?

All three of them had goofy smiles and looked like fcking assholes. Yeah, even the baby looked like a dumb shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 24, 2021 02:34 PM (r89K3)

275 is Jamie Stetler hot?


asking for a friend
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 24, 2021 02:31 PM (bTQ72)


Hot is not the descriptor I would use. Surprisingly attractive considering her husband.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 24, 2021 02:34 PM (U7wke)

276 Is it coincidence that Brian Stetler looks exactly as one would expect? It's as if the little demons that take over these people shine through and shape features from their own.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 02:35 PM (83lwH)

277 I would say the sudden media interest in taking down Tater and Lady Tater might be caused by seeing blood in the water, but neither of these people have blood.

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Spud juice is recognized as one of 57 gender fluids, h8r!

Posted by: ShainS at June 24, 2021 02:35 PM (tHrkv)

278 All three of them had goofy smiles and looked like fcking assholes. Yeah, even the baby looked like a dumb shit.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 24, 2021 02:34 PM (r89K3)

For some reason I laughed out loud at this one.

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 02:35 PM (csEWM)

279 273 What's that bourbon or Tennessee whiskey that has the red candle wax on the bottle's neck? It's plastic, but it looks like poured candle wax?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 02:34 PM (/XOcP)

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Maker's Mark.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 02:35 PM (LvTSG)

280 Hey Moron Robbie, did you hear Price's Chicken Coop closed?

**

Yep. 50+ years in bidness and now they can't find people to work and massive cost increases IIRC.

But hey, no mean tweets!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 24, 2021 02:35 PM (em09h)

281 What's that bourbon or Tennessee whiskey that has the red candle wax on the bottle's neck? It's plastic, but it looks like poured candle wax?
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Maker's Mark. Puddin Head approved.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 02:35 PM (/MaDp)

282
She looks remarkable normal. Not particularly hideous. Not particularly pretty. Normal.

Something ain't right with her.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 02:33 PM (csEWM)


Which means that she married the Tater because she was sick of doing traffic updates on local TV, figured that being married to a CNN personality would be her leg up in the journalism world.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 24, 2021 02:35 PM (n+4am)

283 I'm sure Tater was attracted to Lady Tater by her eyes.
All of them.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 24, 2021 02:35 PM (cSyAR)

284 What's that bourbon or Tennessee whiskey that has the red candle wax on the bottle's neck? It's plastic, but it looks like poured candle wax?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 02:34 PM

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Maker's Mark.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 0


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That's it. Never tried it, but have seen it in the stores for years.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 02:36 PM (/XOcP)

285 So we can play the "sources familiar with the matter" game now... hehehehe

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 24, 2021 02:36 PM (0M2wm)

286 All three of them had goofy smiles and looked like fcking assholes. Yeah, even the baby looked like a dumb shit.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 24, 2021 02:34 PM (r89K3)

At least the baby has a chance *a chance* to not be a fuck-up in life. Although with how its likely to be raised by the Spud family, I wouldn't take the bet on the kid beating the odds.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 24, 2021 02:36 PM (a+Mub)

287 That's it. Never tried it, but have seen it in the stores for years.
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Its good. Very good. Try it.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 02:37 PM (/MaDp)

288 If you're a Peathead, then give the pricey Octomore a whirl.

The mighty Octomore 6.1 with a PPM of 167 is particularly delish. Your unlikely to find it in a store but a snazzy bar might have it. Later versions are, of course, available.

It makes Laphroaig and Lagavulin taste like fruit juice for wee babies.

Posted by: nautralfake at June 24, 2021 02:37 PM (dWwl8)

289 What's that bourbon or Tennessee whiskey that has the red candle wax on the bottle's neck? It's plastic, but it looks like poured candle wax?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 02:34 PM (/XOcP)

**

Is that Makers Mark?

I know the boutiques are getting all the press, but the ones that have been around for 100+ years are still around for a reason. I've mentioned it before, but Evan William's bottled-in-bond is surprisingly good, also. I bought it on a whim when Benchmark wasn't available and it's worth a try.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 24, 2021 02:37 PM (em09h)

290 Basil Hayden> Makers Mark

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2021 02:37 PM (dQOwJ)

291 reminds me of Enzian, you can actually taste the dirt...
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 24, 2021 02:29 PM (8D42x)

*looks up Enzian*

The Enzian was a German WWII surface-to-air anti-aircraft missile...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 02:31 PM (csEWM)

it's also a good schnapps. which i suspect is where they got the name for the missile from.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 24, 2021 02:37 PM (8D42x)

292 Maker's Mark.

I don't get the fascination.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 24, 2021 02:37 PM (U7wke)

293 Did anyone really believe Major Nelson was'nt banging Jeannie?
Posted by: Puddin Head

Srsly?
Major Nelson: Jeannie?
Jeannie: Yes, master?
Major Nelson: Blow me.
Jeannie: Yes, master.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 02:37 PM (+UWHh)

294 "This makes me a little bit upset."

That's fair. But I don't think he meant to imply all women do that. Being a lone wolf myself, I certainly don't believe that.

I think he was trying to say that women are more responsible than men for what feminists call the patriarchy.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 02:37 PM (83lwH)

295 At least the baby has a chance *a chance* to not be a fuck-up in life. Although with how its likely to be raised by the Spud family, I wouldn't take the bet on the kid beating the odds.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 24, 2021 02:36 PM (a+Mub)


Tater Tot, what's not to like?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 24, 2021 02:38 PM (PiwSw)

296 264 Posted by: Duke Lowell's Phone at June 24, 2021 02:29 PM (HWisp)
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Send me your IP address and the last hash you used successfully. I'll see what I can do.
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cbd dot aoshq at gee mail dot com
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 24, 2021 02:33 PM (Q9lwr)
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This post coming from anyone else here, and I would believe there was a Nigerian Prince behind it.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 24, 2021 02:38 PM (VcFUs)

297 Lagavulin sounds like a planet in Hitchhiker's Guide.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sportin' a Bowler and a Slayer T-shirt at June 24, 2021 02:38 PM (xPJvm)

298 I like Laphroaig, had a nice finish

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2021 02:38 PM (Cxk7w)

299 So if Mrs. Tater ends up getting chipped, will we be singing "Lays, Lady, Lays"?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2021 02:38 PM (DMUuz)

300 Tater's wife being a huge abusive monster is something I didn't expect. LOL

Sure seems like everyone in the media, and particularly CNN, is really fucked up.

Blizter: who knows
Cooper: adopted into a satanic cult, gay
Cuomo: maybe the worst person in America
Lemond: gay, stupid and oblivious to it all
Tapper: unstable liar and puffed up douchebag, smells his own farts
Tater: self-destructive in all facets of his life. Obese.

Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at June 24, 2021 02:38 PM (NuVOb)

301 Macallan 18 yr old single malt. Neat.

Hard to beat.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 02:38 PM (+UWHh)

302 Having intercourse with a spud isn't nearly as dirty as one would think.

Posted by: Lady Tater at June 24, 2021 02:38 PM (BRpqW)

303 At least the baby has a chance *a chance* to not be a fuck-up in life. Although with how its likely to be raised by the Spud family, I wouldn't take the bet on the kid beating the odds.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 24, 2021 02:36 PM (a+Mub)

That kid will never put a foot wrong after he acts up and his father smiles at him.

Then when the kid starts pulling the wings off of flies and killing small animals, the neighbors will shake their heads and nod at each other. Yep, that kid lost his soul a long time ago.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 02:39 PM (csEWM)

304 Octomom has a scotch now?

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 24, 2021 02:39 PM (mNhhD)

305 What's that bourbon or Tennessee whiskey that has the red candle wax on the bottle's neck? It's plastic, but it looks like poured candle wax?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 02:34 PM (/XOcP)


Maker's Mark.

And now I want an Old Fashioned. The old fashioned way. The way dear old dad made them.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 24, 2021 02:39 PM (2JVJo)

306 Let me guess....Stacey Ann Gooden is attractive and her male colleagues liked her?

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 24, 2021 01:59 PM (AD3JT)

A web search says yes and probably.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 24, 2021 02:39 PM (9hauA)

307 I like Maker's Mark with a single cube of ice. It's a bit sweeter, so I prefer it straight rather than mixed in a cocktail.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 24, 2021 02:39 PM (jOcSX)

308 290 Basil Hayden> Makers Mark
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This is true Nurse, as the price will indicate. One is top shelf the other just below. I like them both. Maker's can be drank neat or mixed. I would never use Hayden in a mixed drink.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 02:39 PM (/MaDp)

309 Jeannie being a none human might not been able or wanted.

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2021 02:40 PM (Cxk7w)

310 That's it. Never tried it, but have seen it in the stores for years.
-----------------
Its good. Very good. Try it.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021


***
Puddin Head, I've been sober for several decades now and prefer it that way. It's kind of fun to reminisce here about how crazy my life was back then . . . but I do not want to go back into that very dark tunnel.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 02:40 PM (/XOcP)

311 I'm just here to hang out with you all. I have less than zero interest in this topic. Are we talking about boobs yet?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 24, 2021 02:40 PM (7QnCd)

312 307 I like Maker's Mark with a single cube of ice. It's a bit sweeter, so I prefer it straight rather than mixed in a cocktail.
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It makes an excellent Old Fashion - provided you can make a good Old Fashion. Many can't.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 02:40 PM (/MaDp)

313 276 Is it coincidence that Brian Stetler looks exactly as one would expect? It's as if the little demons that take over these people shine through and shape features from their own.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 02:35 PM (83lwH)

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Is it just me, or do most of these creeps look like they should be on neighborhood flyers warning of local child molesters recently released from prison?

They almost all have the dead-eyes and are clearly miserable human beings sans actual meaning in their pathetic lives ... "windows to the soul" indeed.

Posted by: ShainS at June 24, 2021 02:41 PM (+jo58)

314 I know the boutiques are getting all the press, but the ones that have been around for 100+ years are still around for a reason. I've mentioned it before, but Evan William's bottled-in-bond is surprisingly good, also. I bought it on a whim when Benchmark wasn't available and it's worth a try.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


What's funny? All the boutique likkers trying to call themselves "moonshine".

Sorry. If you've paid government taxes on it, it ain't shine.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 02:41 PM (+UWHh)

315 So if Mrs. Tater ends up getting chipped, will we be singing "Lays, Lady, Lays"?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2021


***
[Applause]

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 02:41 PM (/XOcP)

316 Puddin Head, I've been sober for several decades now and prefer it that way. It's kind of fun to reminisce here about how crazy my life was back then . . . but I do not want to go back into that very dark tunnel.
---------------
I understand. I can recommend porn as a placebo.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 02:41 PM (/MaDp)

317 I've been enjoying sours lately and experimenting with different kinds of liquor in them. Whiskey, of course, but tequila and brandy are also nice.

2 parts liquor, 1 part simple syrup (sugar water, no need to pay money for a bottle unless you like preservatives), and 1 part lime juice. Put a couple of cherries in and squeeze an orange slice in if you like that kind of thing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 24, 2021 02:41 PM (em09h)

318 Y'all should try a Godfather sometime - it's scotch and amaretto. I didn't think I'd like it but it really is a great flavor combination.

Posted by: Eat the Eloi at June 24, 2021 02:42 PM (BvNzB)

319 It makes an excellent Old Fashion - provided you can make a good Old Fashion. Many can't.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 02:40 PM (/MaDp)


Honestly, I don't like it in an old fashioned. I prefer rye with less sweetness and a slight spiciness.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 24, 2021 02:42 PM (jOcSX)

320 306 Let me guess....Stacey Ann Gooden is attractive and her male colleagues liked her?

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 24, 2021 01:59 PM (AD3JT)

A web search says yes and probably.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 24, 2021 02:39 PM (9hauA)

See! That woman can smile, showing teeth, without looking like her skull is about to split in half like Venom.

Top row, people. Less is more.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 02:42 PM (csEWM)

321 BiL just got me Mccallan 12 yr single for working over their house. They pay me in scotch which I don't mind.

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2021 02:42 PM (Cxk7w)

322 Plymouth Naval Strength Gin is a fabulous mixing gin, improves everything it touches.

Most of the gin cocktails we know were invented when Plymouth was the Big Daddy and were created using it. So, it seems very natural with most cocktails. Give it a try sometime.

Citadelle is good stuff. It makes a particularly nice G&T.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 24, 2021 02:42 PM (dWwl8)

323 A husband and wife with the same last name....

What are they, Amish? Yuck.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2021 02:42 PM (/e7CG)

324 It's kind of fun to reminisce here about how crazy my life was back then . . . but I do not want to go back into that very dark tunnel.
---------------
I understand. I can recommend porn as a placebo.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021


***
Now that is a hobby I can really endorse!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 02:42 PM (/XOcP)

325 I understand. I can recommend porn as a placebo.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 02:41 PM (/MaDp)


That can easily become a different dark tunnel.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 24, 2021 02:42 PM (U7wke)

326 Sorry. If you've paid government taxes on it, it ain't shine.

**

(fistbump)

This guy gets it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 24, 2021 02:42 PM (em09h)

327 I don't like it in an old fashioned. I prefer rye with less sweetness and a slight spiciness.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 24, 2021 02:42 PM (jOcSX)

Preach it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 24, 2021 02:42 PM (Q9lwr)

328 I want to bake a dozen biscuits, fry up some eggs over-easy - and bacon, and pour country gravy on this guy.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 24, 2021 02:42 PM (HnNKD)

329 Did anyone really believe Major Nelson was'nt banging Jeannie?
Posted by: Puddin Head

I always liked Dr.Bellows's old lady.

She was hot.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 24, 2021 02:42 PM (IMeDs)

330 Stacy Ann Gooden sounds like a Miss America name.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 24, 2021 02:43 PM (7QnCd)

331 Maker's Mark.

I don't get the fascination.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 24, 2021 02:37 PM (U7wke)


Me either.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2021 02:43 PM (axyOa)

332
Stelter's book sales will take off once the audiobook is released.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 24, 2021 02:43 PM (89oGi)

333 I'm just here to hang out with you all. I have less than zero interest in this topic. Are we talking about boobs yet?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon


Yes. Licking a trail of 18 yr old Macallan from between a tanned pair of bewbs. Not much older than the scotch.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 02:43 PM (+UWHh)

334 Thanks, CBD! You have mail.

Posted by: Duke Lowell's Phone at June 24, 2021 02:43 PM (CeZq3)

335
yeah, one of the women was black and she excluded her. the only reason is because she's racist.

that's how the rules work now. their rules...
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 24, 2021 02:03 PM (8D42x)

Based on my very leftist cousin's experiences as she related it to me, her white leftist colleagues are really good at excluding black people and making them feel ostracized. In a very obvious way.

I had never experienced the types of things she described happening in her uber leftist environment and I have lived around white folks for ages (but in a sane corner of the country).

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 24, 2021 02:44 PM (9hauA)

336 Bluecoat is my recommendation if we're talking gin.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2021 02:44 PM (6FeV1)

337 311 I'm just here to hang out with you all. I have less than zero interest in this topic. Are we talking about boobs yet?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 24, 2021 02:40 PM (7QnCd)

We can be.

https://tinyurl.com/fvct79js

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 02:44 PM (csEWM)

338 Now that Putin has taken the measure of the Whispering Doofus in Chief, he feels safe threatening England.

https://bit.ly/3vYLUlj

Posted by: bonhomme at June 24, 2021 02:44 PM (YYlyE)

339 321 BiL just got me Mccallan 12 yr single for working over their house. They pay me in scotch which I don't mind.
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2021 02:42 PM (Cxk7w)

They pay you in delicious Scotch.

Neighbors bought me a bottle of Bowmore for building them a table.

I keep asking if they need more tables.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 24, 2021 02:44 PM (KbCG3)

340 Y'all should try a Godfather sometime - it's scotch and amaretto. I didn't think I'd like it but it really is a great flavor combination.
Posted by: Eat the Eloi at June 24, 2021


***
I tried Drambuie liqueur once. Tasted like sweetened gasoline (and I *liked* Scotch). Amaretto was something I couldn't stomach. The same with that reddish cold medicine that came in the green bottle -- it was all the rage around 1984. Can't remember it's name.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 02:45 PM (/XOcP)

341 332
Stelter's book sales will take off once the audiobook is released.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 24, 2021 02:43 PM (89oGi)


Tanned, rested, and ready!

Posted by: Fran Drescher at June 24, 2021 02:45 PM (PiwSw)

342 Exotic love child William F. Buckley Dharma stopped in. Or maybe he's a show puppy.

Posted by: klaftern at June 24, 2021 02:45 PM (r4sI4)

343 Tater deserves a large woman for a wife--say Stacey Abrams. Then he could really be a "mashed tater".

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 24, 2021 02:45 PM (NVDjf)

344 "yeah, one of the women was black and she excluded her. the only reason is because she's racist."

So Jamie Stetler is revealed to be the Karen in that horror movie about the racist neighbor. Good timing.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 02:45 PM (83lwH)

345 Macallan 18 yr old single malt. Neat.

Hard to beat.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 02:38 PM (+UWHh)


Listen to him Horde...this is good information.
I'd throw in the 18 year Glenmorangie. But thats a personal fav.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2021 02:45 PM (axyOa)

346
I can't stop wondering how many "straight men" are out there putting penises in their mouths and anuses because they believe it doesn't make them "gay" "because they're not attracted to the man, just the sex act."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 24, 2021 02:46 PM (r89K3)

347 345 Macallan 18 yr old single malt. Neat.

Hard to beat.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 02:38 PM (+UWHh)


Listen to him Horde...this is good information.
I'd throw in the 18 year Glenmorangie. But thats a personal fav.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2021 02:45 PM (axyOa)

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Pretty much any liquor 18 years old is going to be amazing. Jameson 18 is absolutely delicious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 02:46 PM (LvTSG)

348 I understand. I can recommend porn as a placebo.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 02:41 PM (/MaDp)

That can easily become a different dark tunnel.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Bring a flashlight. If we find my keys, we can drive out!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 02:46 PM (+UWHh)

349 I understand. I can recommend porn as a placebo.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 02:41 PM

That can easily become a different dark tunnel.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 24, 2021


***
True. But at least the pr0n is readily available nowadays and doesn't run $10 a shot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 02:47 PM (/XOcP)

350 dude looks like tater

Posted by: Steven Tyler at June 24, 2021 02:47 PM (oA+QO)

351 Loch Lomond is actually not terrible if you put enough ice and soda over it....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2021 02:47 PM (6FeV1)

352 Pretty much any liquor 18 years old is going to be amazing. Jameson 18 is absolutely delicious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 02:46 PM (LvTSG)


18 year olds generally taste delicious.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 24, 2021 02:47 PM (jOcSX)

353 I'm just here to hang out with you all. I have less than zero interest in this topic. Are we talking about boobs yet?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 24, 2021 02:40 PM (7QnCd


well...Team Tater seems to qualify.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2021 02:47 PM (axyOa)

354 I always liked Dr.Bellows's old lady.

She was hot.
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She died of a brain tumor.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 02:47 PM (/MaDp)

355 Thanks, Aetius. I was counting on @Joe Mannix, but those will do.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 24, 2021 02:47 PM (7QnCd)

356 313 276 Is it coincidence that Brian Stetler looks exactly as one would expect? It's as if the little demons that take over these people shine through and shape features from their own.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 02:35 PM (83lwH)


When your problem is too much male estrogen every solution looks like the dusty floor of a cuck closet.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 24, 2021 02:47 PM (BRpqW)

357 Reminder not to eat Mega Corp fast food and cook at home.

@ajplus
Subway tuna sandwiches do not contain any tuna DNA, say lab tests commissioned by
@nytimes
2 customers are suing saying its sandwiches have no tuna, which the company denies. Last year, an Irish court ruled Subway bread has too much sugar to be legally considered bread.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 24, 2021 02:48 PM (QU7JP)

358 Based on my very leftist cousin's experiences as she related it to me, her white leftist colleagues are really good at excluding black people and making them feel ostracized. In a very obvious way.
====

That's why they assume everyone else is a racist.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 24, 2021 02:48 PM (Khk0s)

359 I can't stop wondering how many "straight men" are out there putting penises in their mouths and anuses because they believe it doesn't make them "gay" "because they're not attracted to the man, just the sex act."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 24, 2021 02:46 PM (r89K3)

0.

The answer is: 0.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2021 02:48 PM (6FeV1)

360 Yes. Licking a trail of 18 yr old Macallan from between a tanned pair of bewbs. Not much older than the scotch.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 02:43 PM (+UWHh)


Funny story. The blend known as 18 yo Macallen - and, yes, it is a blend contains scotch older than 18. It just doesn't contain any younger than 18.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBcazuWw7SI

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 24, 2021 02:48 PM (U7wke)

361 Listen to him Horde...this is good information.
I'd throw in the 18 year Glenmorangie. But thats a personal fav.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2021 02:45 PM (axyOa)
++++
That one is wonderful. The plain old "basic" Glenmorangie (the 10) pretty damn good, too, and wildly cheaper. I think the Glenmorangie 10 is one of the best values in Scotch in terms of the "drinkability + tastiness + cost + availability" multi-dimensional continuum.

I like Macallan a lot, too, but it has a premium I have trouble understanding. It is extremely wonderful, but the additional marginal benefit for the added cost doesn't make sense to me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2021 02:48 PM (Jsjd7)

362 358 Based on my very leftist cousin's experiences as she related it to me, her white leftist colleagues are really good at excluding black people and making them feel ostracized. In a very obvious way.
====

That's why they assume everyone else is a racist.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 24, 2021 02:48 PM (Khk0s)

========

And every man is a rapist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 02:49 PM (LvTSG)

363 Pretty much any liquor 18 years old is going to be amazing. Jameson 18 is absolutely delicious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


I had the 18 Macallan in Birmingham on business while on account. On account of I wasn't paying $25 a shot out of my own pocket. It was like candy it was so smooth.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 02:49 PM (+UWHh)

364
This is the pic of the fake Stelter "family" I was talking about. Look at these four assholes:

https://is.gd/5WusIj

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 24, 2021 02:49 PM (r89K3)

365 355 Thanks, Aetius. I was counting on @Joe Mannix, but those will do.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 24, 2021 02:47 PM (7QnCd)

He stole that bit from me after I stole it from kbdabear.

Not that I mind, there should be more boobs in the world. Put a spring in your step and a smile in your heart.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 02:49 PM (csEWM)

366 363 I had the 18 Macallan in Birmingham on business while on account. On account of I wasn't paying $25 a shot out of my own pocket. It was like candy it was so smooth.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 02:49 PM (+UWHh)

========

My dad has paid for every 18 year old liquor I've tasted.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 02:49 PM (LvTSG)

367 18 year olds generally taste delicious.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 24, 2021 02:47 PM (jOcSX)

Uh...ISWYDT?

Posted by: Thrawn at June 24, 2021 02:49 PM (a+Mub)

368 Stelter's next book,
YA postapocalyptic thriller:

READY
PEELER
ONE

Posted by: Hands at June 24, 2021 02:49 PM (786Ro)

369 18 year olds generally taste delicious.
====

Bit long in the tooth for me.

Posted by: Joey Pasteater at June 24, 2021 02:50 PM (Khk0s)

370 Did anyone really believe Major Nelson was'nt banging Jeannie?
Posted by: Puddin Head

I always liked Dr.Bellows's old lady.

She was hot.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 24, 2021


***
I don't remember her . . . but the pics of Emmaline Henry, the actress, on IMDb look like Liz Montgomery, so yeah.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 02:50 PM (/XOcP)

371 80 Tater is straight? I always figured him more of a curly fries type.

I think he identifies as Tobias Funke.
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2021 02:07 PM (0G13K)


I was shocked to learn he's married. And that his wife is not Mrs. Potato Head.

Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2021 02:50 PM (Ed8Zd)

372 Yes. Licking a trail of 18 yr old Macallan from between a tanned pair of bewbs. Not much older than the scotch.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 02:43 PM (+UWHh)


Mmm.

Hey, Ace, can I borrow the keys to the time machine? I want to try that with this lady -

https://tinyurl.com/5af8kphe

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 24, 2021 02:51 PM (2JVJo)

373 Gold, Ace!

Posted by: flounder at June 24, 2021 02:51 PM (KnJdm)

374 That's why they assume everyone else is a racist.

**

Yep. And it's the same reason we don't think anything about black people owning guns. Folks work that way. I assume you're just like me - peaceful, responsible, and intelligent enough to take care of yourself and family - until you prove me wrong.

It's funny once you see it, and then it sucks to see it in all of their actions afterwards.

See also: #MeToo

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 24, 2021 02:51 PM (em09h)

375 > Subway tuna sandwiches do not contain any tuna DNA, say lab tests commissioned by

Meh. Cooked and processed meat is hard to get DNA out of.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 24, 2021 02:51 PM (YYlyE)

376 Have a bottle of Crown Royal might be over 30 years old, keep saying I should open it but never seem to get to it.

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2021 02:51 PM (Cxk7w)

377
Re: Fake Tuna at Subway

First, isn't amazing how everything today is fake. We even had a fake election to give a fake president and a fake vice president who now controls the fake Senate.

Second, "Lobster Meat" has been Fake for decades!!

It's not lobster! It's a fish meat. I can't remember the name....

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 24, 2021 02:51 PM (r89K3)

378 Hey, Ace, can I borrow the keys to the time machine? I want to try that with this lady -

https://tinyurl.com/5af8kphe
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 24, 2021 02:51 PM (2JVJo)
++++
I can see why. If you get the keys, please slide 'em to me on the DL when you're finished.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2021 02:52 PM (Jsjd7)

379 I was shocked to learn he's married. And that his wife is not Mrs. Potato Head.
Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2021 02:50 PM (Ed8Zd)

Supposedly there's "someone for everyone". Dunno if I believe that, but maybe she settled for Tater and he's too dumb (and tater-ish) to notice.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 24, 2021 02:52 PM (a+Mub)

380
"Crab Meat," too, is fake. It's whitefish or something like that.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 24, 2021 02:52 PM (r89K3)

381 I don't have a wife anymore.

Posted by: Mr. Potato Head at June 24, 2021 02:52 PM (v0R5T)

382 380
"Crab Meat," too, is fake. It's whitefish or something like that.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 24, 2021 02:52 PM (r89K3)

No!!!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 02:53 PM (csEWM)

383 @ajplus
Subway tuna sandwiches do not contain any tuna DNA, say lab tests commissioned by
@nytimes

**

Unlike the "these soy burgers aren't vegan because they are cooked on the same appliances" lawsuits, I am 100% fine with this.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 24, 2021 02:53 PM (em09h)

384 Krab

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 24, 2021 02:53 PM (yQpMk)

385 Have a bottle of Crown Royal might be over 30 years old, keep saying I should open it but never seem to get to it.
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2021 02:51 PM (Cxk7w)


If only it kept aging the in bottle...I'd sell it to someone who drinks CR.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 24, 2021 02:53 PM (U7wke)

386 253 is Jamie Stetler hot?
__________

Short and fat, like her chubby hubby.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 24, 2021 02:54 PM (k4dH2)

387 I don't have a wife anymore.
Posted by: Mr. Potato Head


Who watches all the tater tots?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 02:54 PM (+UWHh)

388 Drinker livestream in about 5 mins on Train to Busan, a movie I have never seen, but heard good things about.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 02:54 PM (csEWM)

389 Monkfish?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2021 02:54 PM (6FeV1)

390 Crab Meat," too, is fake. It's whitefish or something like that.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at Jun

Krab meat.

Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2021 02:54 PM (Ed8Zd)

391 "It got to the point where Stacy-Ann couldn't take it anymore because they were just outwardly rude," another anonymous former colleague told the magazine."

I'll take "People Who Have Never Been Hit" for $200, Alex

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 02:54 PM (83lwH)

392 Decades ago we sold fake scallops at the "seafood" restaurant I worked at. It think it was skate. We called it punchfish.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 24, 2021 02:54 PM (yQpMk)

393 It's not lobster! It's a fish meat. I can't remember the name....
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Usually pollock

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 24, 2021 02:54 PM (Khk0s)

394 388 Drinker livestream in about 5 mins on Train to Busan, a movie I have never seen, but heard good things about.
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I've heard the same. Let me know how it goes.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 02:55 PM (/MaDp)

395 Staten Island Expressway road rager smashes windshield of a man with a kid in the car.

https://bit.ly/3dbybBh

Posted by: bonhomme at June 24, 2021 02:55 PM (YYlyE)

396 I'm too drunk to comment

goodbye and good luck

Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2021 02:55 PM (8o8kf)

397 Does Tater squirt sour cream?

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 02:56 PM (/MaDp)

398 So, Jamie Stelter has been banging a legume. That pretty much disqualifies her from directing all other human activity for her entire lifetime.

Just to jump into the scotch wars here, Macallan 12 year old is pretty special if you're not going in for the crazily priced 18 year old premium stuff...even its a bit pricey for a 12, but its consistently smooth. It makes for a decent birthday or father's day gift.

Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2021 02:56 PM (5iUNf)

399 Nashville crowd booed Dr Jill Biden. Huh, what cads.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 02:56 PM (csEWM)

400 Crab Meat," too, is fake. It's whitefish or something like that.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 24, 2021 02:52 PM (r89K3)

It's labeled as such.

Imitation Crab Meat.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 24, 2021 02:56 PM (2DOZq)

401 DNA testing:

Bullshit in criminal forensics.
Bullshit in epidemiology.
But shitty fast food "sandwiches"? You take that shit straight to the bank, my son.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2021 02:57 PM (6FeV1)

402
Usually pollock
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 24, 2021 02:54 PM (Khk0s)

True story. I used to live in Pollock, Louisiana.

Pollock
https://maps.app.goo.gl/1zAbQF261q69YeyM9

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 24, 2021 02:57 PM (VcFUs)

403 I'll get in trouble for saying this, but I think what Stelter's wife does is hot. Reminds me of the times that Robert Byrd and I had while at the pool, fighting with CornPop

Posted by: President NPC at June 24, 2021 02:57 PM (FPuSC)

404 I have had old whiskey bottled before and thought bottle aging made it smoother.

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2021 02:57 PM (Cxk7w)

405 388 Drinker livestream in about 5 mins on Train to Busan, a movie I have never seen, but heard good things about.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 02:54 PM (csEWM)


Zombieland Rule #1. Cardio.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 24, 2021 02:57 PM (PiwSw)

406 399 Nashville crowd booed Dr Jill Biden. Huh, what cads.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 02:56 PM (csEWM)

==========

"The entire state of Tennessee deserves to be nuked out of existence."
-National Review's next front page story

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 02:57 PM (LvTSG)

407 399 Nashville crowd booed Dr Jill Biden. Huh, what cads.


They apparently don't understand how difficult medical school is and the respect it demands.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 24, 2021 02:57 PM (BRpqW)

408 394 388 Drinker livestream in about 5 mins on Train to Busan, a movie I have never seen, but heard good things about.
------------------
I've heard the same. Let me know how it goes.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 02:55 PM (/MaDp)

Very good movie.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 24, 2021 02:58 PM (VcFUs)

409 Just to jump into the scotch wars here, Macallan 12 year old is pretty special if you're not going in for the crazily priced 18 year old premium stuff...even its a bit pricey for a 12, but its consistently smooth. It makes for a decent birthday or father's day gift.
Posted by: Boswell


12 is go to because that's all Goody Goody stocks. You have to special order 18 and the price jumps from $75 - $80 a bottle to over $160 a bottle.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 02:58 PM (+UWHh)

410 Spotify Bans Song For Having Lyrics Critical of BLM

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Anybody criticizing BLM should be de-exported the hell outta the USA!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 24, 2021 02:58 PM (d9FiS)

411 "The entire state of Tennessee deserves to be nuked out of existence."
-National Review's next front page story
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 02:57 PM (LvTSG)
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Hey, now. That's only Middle Tennessee. Give the East and West Tennessees their own opportunities. Why make them do the time if they don't get to do the crime?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2021 02:58 PM (Jsjd7)

412
I've said this before here: you have to be Insane to eat a Tuna Sandwich made at a store.

Soothsayerism #28: Never eat something from a store that you can't tell is bad because it naturally "stinks."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 24, 2021 02:59 PM (r89K3)

413 411 "The entire state of Tennessee deserves to be nuked out of existence."
-National Review's next front page story
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 02:57 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Hey, now. That's only Middle Tennessee. Give the East and West Tennessees their own opportunities. Why make them do the time if they don't get to do the crime?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2021 02:58 PM (Jsjd7)

==========

National Review hasn't stepped foot outside of Manhattan in 30 years. You think they have any idea the history of the three sections of a flyover state?

I was born in Middle Tennessee (Columbia), by the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 02:59 PM (LvTSG)

414 Another trillion dollars of useless spending. Romney saying America works, the Senate works, blah blah blah. Assholes.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 24, 2021 02:59 PM (YDEpQ)

415 Was Dr. Jill wearing her whore stockings?

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 02:59 PM (/MaDp)

416 There's a Matt Damon's shit joke in here somewhere.

Posted by: wth at June 24, 2021 02:59 PM (v0R5T)

417 I'm so hungry now

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 02:59 PM (83lwH)

418 410 Spotify Bans Song For Having Lyrics Critical of BLM

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Anybody criticizing BLM should be de-exported the hell outta the USA!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 24, 2021 02:58 PM (d9FiS)

I have actually heard it on FNT. Not a rap guy, but the song was not bad. Considering it was essentially an indictment of both the race war culture and the uniparty, american politics in general, etc. I cannot say I am surprised it was found to be 'problematic.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 03:00 PM (csEWM)

419 I can't stop wondering how many "straight men" are out there putting penises in their mouths and anuses because they believe it doesn't make them "gay" "because they're not attracted to the man, just the sex act."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 24, 2021 02:46 PM (r89K3)


Dudes in prison? Other than that I've got nothin'.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 24, 2021 03:00 PM (Ez6QX)

420 Nashville crowd booed Dr Jill Biden.

-
All Tennessee just hicks and hillbillies is all it is.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 24, 2021 03:00 PM (d9FiS)

421
nood rotten fake tuna sammich post

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 24, 2021 03:01 PM (r89K3)

422 Tater is pussy-whipped?

Nooooo, the next thing you'll tell me is that JeffB is too!

Posted by: kbdabear at June 24, 2021 03:01 PM (qAR6u)

423 419 I can't stop wondering how many "straight men" are out there putting penises in their mouths and anuses because they believe it doesn't make them "gay" "because they're not attracted to the man, just the sex act."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 24, 2021 02:46 PM (r89K3)

Dudes in prison? Other than that I've got nothin'.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 24, 2021 03:00 PM (Ez6QX)

Dudes in prison is a pretty good guess.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 24, 2021 03:01 PM (z5Vrg)

424 >>> I think it's pronounced "La-Frog"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 02:15 PM (/XOcP)

La-FROYG. And it's delicious. It's like munching directly on the peat itself.
Posted by: Eat the Eloi at June 24, 2021 02:20 PM (BvNzB)

You don't really pronounce the "G". You think about pronouncing the G, you sort of put your mouth in the configuration needed to pronounce the G, and you kind of telepathically communicate the idea of G to those lifeforms around you. But you don't actually vocalize it. It's a weird dialect.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 24, 2021 03:01 PM (FZS4E)

425 Second, "Lobster Meat" has been Fake for decades!!

It's not lobster! It's a fish meat. I can't remember the name....
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales

My parents used to allow us kids to name the lobsters and allow them to crawl around the kitchen floor before they got the pot. That tradition was successfully passed on to my kids.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 24, 2021 03:02 PM (QU7JP)

426 >>Staten Island Expressway road rager smashes windshield of a man with a kid in the car.

Not this guy? https://tinyurl.com/2fy9mvft


Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2021 03:02 PM (5iUNf)

427 I've been eating tuna sandwiches from Subway for years. I'm still healthy. I think.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 24, 2021 03:02 PM (2DOZq)

428 Poor fucker. I only make fun of normals. Making fun of retardos is bad karma

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 24, 2021 03:03 PM (eZwXS)

429 407 399 Nashville crowd booed Dr Jill Biden. Huh, what cads.


They apparently don't understand how difficult medical school is and the respect it demands.
__________

Maybe they just thought she was an old hooker.

She often dresses like one.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 24, 2021 03:03 PM (k4dH2)

430 >>>Nashville crowd booed Dr Jill Biden. Huh, what cads.<
>Why don't we hear Dr. Jill bitching about the White House like Michelle Obama? Is there some disconnect here we don't quite know about yet?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 24, 2021 03:03 PM (HnNKD)

431
All the Scotsmen I've ever met (not a large amount) drink Glenlivet, which they pronounce as "Glenlivvy".

Glenlivet is excellent stuff as is the Macallan.

Glenmorangie I've never cared for except for the Glenmorangie Milsean. That stuff was s-o-o-o-o delicious that I had to buy a bottle. Wish I'd bought several as it's never reappeared.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 24, 2021 03:04 PM (dWwl8)

432 I did a tour of the Glenmorangie plant once. Distillery tours are great because they really liquor you up there, as you go from place to place. A bus tour or a wonderful and gracious wife behind the wheel is a must.

Anyway, at the Glenmorangie place, the first part of the tour is us all trying to pronounce it and the nice Scottish lass telling us how we're wrong in increasingly funny and descriptive ways.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 24, 2021 03:06 PM (FZS4E)

433 nood


Biden

Posted by: banana Dream at June 24, 2021 03:06 PM (FZS4E)

434 Stelter and his wife have eyes for one another. Because they're potatoes.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 24, 2021 03:09 PM (ssz2a)

435 I'll bet she's got a Nazi SS uniform in her closet along with all the "tools".

Posted by: Kangarew at June 24, 2021 03:21 PM (ZRLYR)

436 What amuses me is Seltzer's book utterly thanks costing hundreds of million in lost everything. Meanwhile back at the apartment some unknown authours sold more copies through indie publishin raking tens of thousands of dollars

Posted by: Xavier Basora at June 24, 2021 03:45 PM (HZCl6)

437 I'm still trying to process this - tater has a wife? There is a real Ms. Potato head?

I mean, Stelter is an untalented stupid hack. Not handsome. Overweight. Whiney. What...woman...would voluntarily be with him? marry him? I was always baffled that he had some sort of job at CNN, but you know, maybe he has an uncle working in management or something. But a real human woman...married him? How is that possible?

Posted by: Inspector kemp at June 24, 2021 05:23 PM (I262G)

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