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Insurrectionist Cafe: Sea Lions and Seal Pups Edition
Two beefy sea lions just chilling on a boat.
Dozens of sea lions try to scramble aboard a fishing ship, to escape a lurking orca. Here's a print report on the sea lion invasion. Speaking of hideous, corpulent sea monsters on boats: Tater on a Yacht..png)
Escorting the enemy 😂pic.twitter.com/DZVSBalxC1
— CCTV_IDIOTS (@cctv_idiots) June 23, 2021
Raises his can of White Claw then Booyah!! pic.twitter.com/grkDJWQ5Wq
— Steve Inman (@SteveInmanUIC) June 20, 2021
Hi!!
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) June 23, 2021
And bye.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/9Zk6ytGXhb
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2021 06:26 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 06:26 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2021 06:26 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2021 06:26 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 06:28 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2021 06:28 PM (0G13K)
A sacrifice is required.
Posted by: Hoyt's Psychic Witch Hunter at June 24, 2021 06:28 PM (83lwH)
Also, willowed: for some reason today I was reminded of the infamous Tyson/Holyfield fight where Evander got his ear bit off. I thought it was in the 1980s but turns out it was 1997.
Glad to see that Tyson has since turned his life around, and I'm a fan of his for it, but man I still remember how people were actively afraid of him.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 06:28 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2021 06:29 PM (8o8kf)
Tater can stand on a deck, too. You're not very special now, are you?
Sorry to take that pleasure away from you permanently, but you have all angered me. You know what you did.
Yeah, but Tater ain't sailing around with girls like these.
https://youtu.be/hswHHLoR4Yk
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 24, 2021 06:29 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2021 06:29 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: ... at June 24, 2021 06:29 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 24, 2021 06:29 PM (7/1Wu)
ACE'S TOP THREE BODY PILLOWS:
3) "I Can't Quit You" Pillow filled with Marco Rubio's garbage and empty water bottles.
2) "Sweet Dreams" Pillow filled with all the foods forbidden by Ace's GAINZZZ routine. The piquant smell of month old pepperoni pizza is like a sweet sweet lullaby.
1) "Hobo Full Body Massage" Body Pillow - Ace keeps his freshly caught hobos tied up inside a special Gore-Tex pillow sheath where their frantic attempts to escape provide a relaxing massage for his aching shoulder muscles.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 24, 2021 06:29 PM (dWwl8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 06:29 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 24, 2021 06:30 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2021 06:28 PM (0G13K)
no, you aint right
Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2021 06:30 PM (8o8kf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 06:30 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 06:30 PM (83lwH)
Cocaine.
It was built in *1981,* and I believe a lot of statistics say that point of time was the absolute height of illegal drug use (as well as abortion) in the USA. Wouldn't surprise me if numerous original workers on the building were high.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 06:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 24, 2021 06:30 PM (UbpjG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 06:31 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Czech Chick at June 24, 2021 06:31 PM (haWye)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2021 06:31 PM (8o8kf)
Posted by: ... at June 24, 2021 06:31 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: t-bird at June 24, 2021 06:31 PM (fFtVH)
Posted by: wth at June 24, 2021 06:31 PM (v0R5T)
why is ace angry and showing us twinkie pillows of Bitch McConnell and pasty dough Tater wearing a hair net around his ears?
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at June 24, 2021 06:32 PM (SJ5I2)
"Collapsed Florida Condo Was Sinking for Decades, Researcher Says"
http://bitly.ws/eGHF
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
"Researcher" says??
Why do I suspect this is a "theory" from "some fcking guy?"
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 24, 2021 06:32 PM (qJu7E)
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021 06:32 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty at June 24, 2021 06:32 PM (KqiMr)
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2021 06:32 PM (Cxk7w)
Where is a Japanese whaling boat when you need one?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 24, 2021 06:32 PM (Wm5SB)
Why do I suspect this is a "theory" from "some fcking guy?"
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 24, 2021 06:32 PM (qJu7E)
some fucking guy has a good youtube channel.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 06:32 PM (csEWM)
WHAT DID YOU DO???
Posted by: Eat the Eloi at June 24, 2021 06:33 PM (BvNzB)
Posted by: Just a side note at June 24, 2021 06:33 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 06:33 PM (+nNqu)
Time to get him furious so he will go into one of his world famous rants.
Posted by: Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty at June 24, 2021 06:33 PM (KqiMr)
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2021 06:29 PM (0G13K)
Tater's stupid grinning mug is just crying out for a fast accidental jibe.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 24, 2021 06:33 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: moviegique at June 24, 2021 06:33 PM (dhFCT)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2021 06:33 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 06:30 PM (csEWM)
Poor ole Drax. Sent off to the afterlife escorted by Bond's lamest quip.
Wasn't he the villain where Bond said, "You've blown your wad." right before shooting him?
Posted by: naturalfake at June 24, 2021 06:33 PM (dWwl8)
Poor white trash (I am one but not one of the roofers don't worry) used to band together to take road trips from Ohio to Florida to "do roofing" and come back with trans-ams and move out of the projects....
I have mixed feelings on the cocaine cowboy era....
https://youtu.be/T_jUIEy4ggM
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 06:34 PM (Lzpvj)
Where is a Japanese whaling boat when you need one?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 24, 2021
***
We used to use whale oil in auto transmissions. Maybe Tater can lead the way in a return to that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 06:34 PM (+nNqu)
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 24, 2021 06:34 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 24, 2021 06:34 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Joe B at June 24, 2021 06:34 PM (/aiGx)
Posted by: t-bird at June 24, 2021 06:34 PM (fFtVH)
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No, it's legit. The researchers were focused on flooding, though, not on structural integrity of buildings, so they sort of glossed over the subsidence in their paper.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 24, 2021 06:35 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: April at June 24, 2021 06:35 PM (OX9vb)
This beach is CLOSED! VACATE IMMEDIATELY!!
*club*
*club*
*club*
STOP RESISTING!!!
*club*
*club*
*club*
Posted by: Loudoun PD at June 24, 2021 06:35 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: wth at June 24, 2021 06:35 PM (v0R5T)
This too then is the story of CNN's ratings.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 24, 2021 06:35 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2021 06:35 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Just a side note at June 24, 2021 06:35 PM (2DOZq)
There was some scary shit going on in the late 1970s and early 1980s.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 06:36 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Stupid as Fuck "Conservative" Who Still Goes to Disney World in August for Vacation at June 24, 2021 06:36 PM (SJ5I2)
Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at June 24, 2021 06:36 PM (Lozsj)
A sacrifice is required.
Posted by: Hoyt's Psychic Witch Hunter
Body parts.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 06:36 PM (OCTRt)
Anne, who passed away a few years ago, was one of the few female novelists I've read who played fair and drew unpleasant female characters and admirable male ones as well as the reverse. She'd be horrified at what's happened to her city and her country.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 06:36 PM (+nNqu)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 24, 2021 06:36 PM (AiZBA)
bitter experience?
The thing is Hordesourcing often arrives at the correct answer more quickly than our politicized regulatory agencies.....think of 9/11, Benghazi, and CUOMO19.
I think it was: 1) corroded support structure on the seaward wall, 2) foundational issues
or
3) a miniature blackhole that swallowed MH370
//Don Le Mon
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 06:36 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 24, 2021 06:36 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 24, 2021 06:37 PM (sWM8x)
The Socialist Foreign Minister of Germany says of the current US Secretary of State
@ABlinken
: "'Tony, I still have to get used to the fact that I can speak to the American foreign secretary and always be of the same view -- because that used to be different beforehand.'"
https://bit.ly/3dc3hZx
How nice that our SecState marches in lockstep with a German Socialist.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 24, 2021 06:37 PM (YYlyE)
Play stupid games win stupid prizes....
it'd be like me vacationing in Brownsville.
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 06:37 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 24, 2021 06:37 PM (uwc6D)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 24, 2021 06:37 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: SMOD at June 24, 2021 06:37 PM (X5CsJ)
This beach is CLOSED! VACATE IMMEDIATELY!!
*club*
*club*
*club*
Mmmmmmm. Sammiches.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 06:37 PM (OCTRt)
You know she got that bitch for phree.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 24, 2021 06:37 PM (R/m4+)
When buildings settle a very little bit, and this is common, it is Most Evident. The walls will show, get this, cracks. The basement concrete floor will, yeah, crack. Door Frames will go askew and door will, get this, not open and close normally!
A little bit of settling is normal and acceptable.
However, Florida is built on a swamp...
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 24, 2021 06:37 PM (qJu7E)
Posted by: Great Whitey at June 24, 2021 06:37 PM (v0R5T)
The foundation was fine, it's the Earth that will be hearing from our lawyers!
Posted by: t-bird at June 24, 2021 06:38 PM (Lt1JN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 06:30 PM (csEWM)
Grace Jones. She was like the merkin Motherland. If the 70's were peak wide bush, Grace was rocking panoramic fur burger.
Posted by: Roger Moore at June 24, 2021 06:38 PM (Wm5SB)
Courage.
Stupid too.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 06:38 PM (83lwH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2021 06:38 PM (63Dwl)
a lot of good civilly minded 50 somethings walking around today had parents that were a little shady in getting them out of poverty.....
Like I said it is complicated.
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 06:38 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 24, 2021 06:38 PM (GKopu)
Posted by: bluebell
Um, they did it. >>>>
It was real bad.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 06:39 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 24, 2021 06:39 PM (oEn12)
Usually they fall over before they sink into the swamp. Don't ask .
Posted by: The Swamp King at June 24, 2021 06:39 PM (guGkK)
Of course we will cave, here Nanzi have HR1 as well....
//Mitt and friends
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 06:39 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: ... at June 24, 2021 06:39 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 24, 2021 06:38 PM (GKopu)
Why don't you?
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021 06:39 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: wth at June 24, 2021 06:39 PM (v0R5T)
Details are scarce on just what was going on inside the Home Depot on Commerce Drive in Dickson City Monday afternoon, but police were called around 3:26 p.m. to escort several people out of the store for "bad behavior," WBRE/WYOU is reporting.
According to reports, the exorcism was held for the trees that had been turned into lumber.
Posted by: SMOD at June 24, 2021 06:40 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 24, 2021 06:40 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 24, 2021 06:41 PM (DD/cP)
Posted by: Czech Chick at June 24, 2021 06:41 PM (haWye)
While I am also at it I apologize about "not getting" Jar Jar....furthermore despite my initial "being right" about Guardians of the Galaxy I now admit you were "more right" about GotG 2....
and Q-force is maybe possibly not really as cool as I made it sound....
regards,
sven
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 06:41 PM (Lzpvj)
Cocaine.
It was built in *1981,* and I believe a lot of statistics say that point of time was the absolute height of illegal drug use (as well as abortion) in the USA. Wouldn't surprise me if numerous original workers on the building were high.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 06:30 PM (L2ZTs)
The rain came down, the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat on that house; and it didn't fall, for it was founded on the rock. Everyone who hears these words of mine, and doesn't do them will be like a foolish man, who built his house on the sand.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2021 06:41 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 24, 2021 06:42 PM (DD/cP)
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021 06:42 PM (HWuii)
https://youtu.be/4TlbbRyNNYg
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021 06:42 PM (vMCab)
awesome....so "Endless Yoko" it is then.....
//sigh
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 06:42 PM (Lzpvj)
You're damn right we did it! We enjoyed it! We just did it and we're ready to do it again!
Do your worst! We survived Average Joe, massive sucker of dong! We survived Yoko! We survived Tank scissoring with a giant squid! We can take it! Bring it!!!!!
Posted by: Pendulating Richard at June 24, 2021 06:42 PM (sM7TV)
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021 06:39 PM (vMCab)
Looks like sven has it covered!
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 24, 2021 06:42 PM (GKopu)
Posted by: 13times at June 24, 2021 06:43 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2021 06:43 PM (Cxk7w)
pray....a lot....
and when the fellas who come down in lights and say "be not afraid" warn you not to look back at all....
take them at their word brother.
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 06:43 PM (Lzpvj)
https://youtu.be/zVOuRQPPdoo
I'm starting my 3 day weekend. Song unrelated, except to that Florida building.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 24, 2021 06:44 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2021 06:38 PM (63Dwl)
Toy is a word hard to say fast by itself without it getting off track. Add in boat and hilarious.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 24, 2021 06:44 PM (2DOZq)
Wuh? Cutting down trees inserts bad spirits into wood? What flavor of idiot believes this?
Posted by: bonhomme at June 24, 2021 06:44 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2021 06:44 PM (KWfs/)
Posted by: 13times at June 24, 2021 06:43 PM (K3B2k)
It's actually a cosmopolitan but he just puts it in a stella bottle.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 24, 2021 06:44 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Jmel at June 24, 2021 06:45 PM (EpGst)
==
*fine. I'll take on for the team.
Ace, were are very sorry and we will never do it again.
Posted by: runner at June 24, 2021 06:45 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 24, 2021 06:45 PM (QFVV9)
Additionally - 1, I think it's comical that no one has noticed or cares, and B, you can always tell when it's me because of my telltale charm and wit. Or his limp dick.
Posted by: ... at June 24, 2021 06:45 PM (uEbPt)
Does it weigh the same as a duck?
Posted by: Hoyt's Turkish Witch Hunter at June 24, 2021 06:45 PM (83lwH)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 24, 2021 06:45 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 24, 2021 06:46 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Czech Chick at June 24, 2021 06:41 PM (ha
It will electrify the ocean.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 24, 2021 06:46 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 24, 2021 06:40 PM (wyw4S)
---------
She's doing fine, thanks for asking. Bleeding stopped as suddenly as it started and the doc has no idea what caused it.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2021 06:46 PM (kTF2Z)
Tater is all duck if you know what I mean and I think you do....
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 06:46 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: 13times at June 24, 2021 06:43 PM (K3B2k)
And what kind of delusional dickbag looks at that picture and thinks, "what a great picture of me! I should share it with everyone"?
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 24, 2021 06:46 PM (GKopu)
The loser doesn't have the wit to think up it's own names.
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021 06:47 PM (vMCab)
That's two Holy Grail references so far...
Posted by: Cicero
Burn the witch!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 06:47 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: qdpsteve
That makes no sense. 1981? Like anyone listened to Nancy Reagan?
Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult at June 24, 2021 06:47 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 24, 2021 06:47 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 24, 2021 06:48 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 24, 2021 06:48 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021 06:48 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Sir Galahad at June 24, 2021 06:48 PM (sM7TV)
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021
It's cute when you reply to yourself, lol.
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021 06:48 PM (HWuii)
1810 Me: Damn, look at all that blubber and skin!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 24, 2021 06:49 PM (M119n)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2021 06:49 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2021 06:49 PM (Cxk7w)
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Florida International University design?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 24, 2021 06:49 PM (830x5)
Stelter: Staten Island Fairy.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 24, 2021 06:49 PM (89oGi)
Ace, we're really sorry...that we got caught.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2021 06:49 PM (kTF2Z)
That's not how you do it.
Ace, we're sorry if you were offended.
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021 06:49 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2021 06:49 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty at June 24, 2021 06:33 PM (KqiMr)
IMO, it's way past time for a Skankathon sequel.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 24, 2021 06:50 PM (weGKL)
Posted by: 13times at June 24, 2021 06:50 PM (K3B2k)
Seals in heat > Seals & Crofts
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 06:50 PM (L2ZTs)
I'll bet you're gay!
Posted by: Sir Galahad at June 24, 2021 06:48 PM (sM7TV)
I'll bet you a blowjob I'm not!
Posted by: Shep Smith at June 24, 2021 06:50 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 24, 2021 06:50 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Bete at June 24, 2021 06:50 PM (Ojki1)
Art & Crofts
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 06:50 PM (L2ZTs)
Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 06:51 PM (83lwH)
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Florida International University design?
Posted by: Mike Hammer
It was built in 1981.
By the parents of the students that built that bridge.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 06:51 PM (OCTRt)
I'll let you work out the set-up for yourself, but the punchline is, "Well you can't say I never gave you anything, because I just gave you a pearl necklace!" A thing he actually said post-coitus.
And holy heck did he get some mileage out of that bon mot.
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2021 06:51 PM (0G13K)
Take her out, Maryjane
If you wanna get stoned
Stoned to the bone, Maryjane
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Oh man, now I want a pizza bad!
Posted by: SFGoth at June 24, 2021 06:51 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at June 24, 2021 06:52 PM (CjFDo)
https://youtu.be/vzWfNn5Y5JA
Like I said, you feed a scandi girl on a diet of beef and fish, and there's an 80% chance she turns into a singer with fierce eyes and big tits. It's science.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 24, 2021 06:52 PM (ybIRR)
The beta prick is drinking a beer made for women.
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021 06:52 PM (HWuii)
Posted by: naturalfake at June 24, 2021 06:52 PM (dWwl8)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2021 06:52 PM (kTF2Z)
Go full Obama, "mistakes were made*" and "I am sorry if you mistook what I was trying to say and took offense **" "we must move on and do what I want***"
//Urkle X
thereby: * pretending this is not about offense but a cognitive failure, ** the mistake was not mine it was yours, and *** shut the fuck up and do what I want
I do not think in all my hate watching that dog earting sucker of c*ck I ever saw him sincerely apologize once.
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 06:52 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: April at June 24, 2021 06:52 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: SMH at June 24, 2021 06:52 PM (Vi7PN)
Lotta folks at Sundance's were in full-blown crazy mode today, too, right from the first comments. I think they've toned it down a bit since becoming informed that the building had been sinking for the last decade or so.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 24, 2021 06:53 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: duke at June 24, 2021 06:53 PM (oA+QO)
#Canceled
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2021 06:53 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 06:53 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 24, 2021 06:53 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021 06:53 PM (HWuii)
Posted by: SMH at June 24, 2021 06:53 PM (Vi7PN)
Posted by: April at June 24, 2021 06:54 PM (OX9vb)
It might not be as wacky as you think.
Posted by: Florida Man Construction Co. at June 24, 2021 06:54 PM (KfC1e)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2021 06:54 PM (Irn0L)
The beta prick is drinking a beer made for women.
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021 06:52 PM (HWuii)
I hate that beer. For a while, it was always the beer at different events. I think they were doing a big push to have it served at events.
It's such a crap beer. Since then, I have refused it every time. Would rather drink water. (Ew.)
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2021 06:54 PM (0G13K)
https://youtu.be/vzWfNn5Y5JA
Like I said, you feed a scandi girl on a diet of beef and fish, and there's an 80% chance she turns into a singer with fierce eyes and big tits. It's science.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 24, 2021
***
She looks a bit like the young Debbie Harry.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 06:54 PM (+nNqu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 06:54 PM (L2ZTs)
For sure. Lots of masked up people here. Knoxville is 80 degrees even this late. Too hot for the Rona!
Posted by: Jmel at June 24, 2021 06:54 PM (EpGst)
Posted by: gp Is On Notice, But Has No Standing at June 24, 2021 06:55 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2021 06:55 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: April at June 24, 2021 06:54 PM (OX9vb)
Its the Quick and the Dead. And sometimes the Quick are the Dead.
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021 06:55 PM (vMCab)
There is no shit beer, only beer.
Comrades, how happy you will be with less confusing choices!
Posted by: Commisar of Comestibles, Rationing Division at June 24, 2021 06:55 PM (tHcRm)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 06:55 PM (+nNqu)
we lost our ability to reason in the Bush administration....we lost our ability to glibly fake it in the Obama and Trump ones.
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 06:55 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 24, 2021 06:56 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Infidel at June 24, 2021 06:56 PM (dYrVA)
The beta prick is drinking a beer made for women.
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021 06:52 PM (HWuii)
They ran out of Shock Top
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 24, 2021 06:56 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 24, 2021 06:56 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 06:56 PM (83lwH)
Indeed...you obviously have heard the siren song...
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 06:56 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021 06:56 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2021 06:56 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2021 06:57 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 06:54 PM (L2ZTs)
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All good now, thanks for asking!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2021 06:58 PM (kTF2Z)
https://youtu.be/vzWfNn5Y5JA
Was Adam Ant reincarnated as a Scandi chick?
Cuz that sounds just like one of his songs right down to the Burundi style drumming.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 24, 2021 06:58 PM (dWwl8)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 06:58 PM (L2ZTs)
Quite, a non zero percent of the drama extant is fog of war the jumpers' idiocy is causing.
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 06:58 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2021 06:57 PM (0G13K)
Yeah I know. But what a sad life one must have if that is what you need to do to get attention. Guess getting locked in the closet while his mom handles customers doesn't do much for one's social skills.
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021 06:59 PM (vMCab)
Oh my Blog, I am heartily sorry for having offended thee. And I detest all my jokes and puns because of thy hilarious punishments, but most of all because they offend thee, my Blog, who art all good. Well, pretty good and deserving of all my page views. I firmly resolve with the help of thy ban hammer to sin no more and to avoid the near occasion of sin. For at least the next half hour. amen
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 24, 2021 06:59 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 24, 2021 06:59 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Jmel at June 24, 2021 06:59 PM (EpGst)
Posted by: 13times at June 24, 2021 06:59 PM (K3B2k)
Comrades, how happy you will be with less confusing choices!
Posted by: Commisar of Comestibles, Rationing Division at June 24, 2021 06:55 PM (tHcRm)
Pfffft.....
Posted by: Iron City at June 24, 2021 06:59 PM (IPzrk)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 24, 2021 06:59 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Jmel at June 24, 2021 06:59 PM (EpGst)
Posted by: Lucius Fabricius at June 24, 2021 07:00 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2021 06:54 PM (0G13K)
Yes. It tastes like cat piss although I have to say most American beers are as bad as Stella.
My pick: Pacifico
Bitter, dark, strong. The alpha male beer.
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021 07:00 PM (HWuii)
Posted by: Tusker at June 24, 2021 07:00 PM (UHVv4)
How about we start with wings, and specifically on chickens.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 24, 2021 07:00 PM (qn9Hc)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2021 07:00 PM (KWfs/)
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2021 07:01 PM (0G13K)
Pelosi in full "the face she deserves" mode.
What did you people do to Ace?
Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2021 07:01 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 24, 2021 07:01 PM (M119n)
Posted by: Jmel at June 24, 2021 06:59 PM (EpGst)
At the airport? No, people just dress like that now.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 24, 2021 07:02 PM (GKopu)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sportin' a Bowler and a Slayer T-shirt at June 24, 2021 07:02 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: rd at June 24, 2021 07:02 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: runner at June 24, 2021 07:03 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Jmel at June 24, 2021 06:59 PM (EpGst)
At the airport? No, people just dress like that now.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 24, 2021 07:02 PM (GKopu)
Maybe she started twerking as she picked up a dollar.
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021 07:03 PM (vMCab)
Although way back in the day we used to go to a dive bar outside the port authority that had Pabst Blue Ribbon on tap for a 50 cents and wings for 25 cents.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 24, 2021 07:03 PM (4oaQY)
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumbered here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles, do not reprehend:
If you pardon, we will mend
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2021 07:03 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2021 07:03 PM (KWfs/)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 24, 2021 07:03 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021
Dude, did you discover the Internet yesterday? Stop bitching.
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021 07:03 PM (dZAtt)
You can only do what you can, I had a pretty bad migraine last night and apologized and pulled the fade when I had a read of a post go 100% wrong.
I am finally out of the field so I may be around more, but oddly I am not posting as much as I used to even when I have time.
This is not some passive-aggressive rebuke of anyone so much as it is an acknowledgment that "less is more" with my posts, and that the times are fraught with 2d, 3d, and 4th tier order of effects these days.
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 07:04 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021 07:03 PM (vMCab)
Although it *is* Thursday. That's when our airport has lots of hookers heading to Vegas for the weekend.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 24, 2021 07:04 PM (GKopu)
Posted by: Floridachick at June 24, 2021 07:04 PM (cSI2a)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2021 07:05 PM (axyOa)
Pfffffft.
Posted by: Gin and Tonic at June 24, 2021 07:05 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sportin' a Bowler and a Slayer T-shirt at June 24, 2021 07:02 PM (xPJvm)
The green bottle hides the color of piss. Just saying.
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021 07:05 PM (dZAtt)
Posted by: Gov. J. B. Pritzker, who makes Tater look anorexic at June 24, 2021 07:05 PM (8h1h1)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 24, 2021 07:03 PM (4oaQY)
And had to wear a diaper on the way home.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 24, 2021 07:05 PM (IPzrk)
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 07:05 PM (Lh1XB)
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2021 07:05 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2021 07:05 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 24, 2021 07:05 PM (5HBd1)
You know I am glad you are here, I have legitimately hundreds of thousands of posts here, and now thanks to the miracle of "the netz" I am no longer ahead for "biggest dork" by three neck lengths....
You and Hector are ahead of me.
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 07:06 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2021 07:05 PM (6FeV1)
(I keed, i keed. )
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2021 07:06 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2021 06:56 PM (0OP+5)
You don't want to try Seal Meat. Trust Me.
Posted by: rd at June 24, 2021 07:06 PM (Z32m1)
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumbered here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles, do not reprehend:
If you pardon, we will mend
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2021 07:03 PM (oHd/0)
I love this place.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 24, 2021 07:06 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: ZOD at June 24, 2021 07:06 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 24, 2021 07:07 PM (Um2IM)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 24, 2021 07:07 PM (4oaQY)
I don't need any wild kingdom vids.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at June 24, 2021 07:07 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 24, 2021 07:07 PM (uwc6D)
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021 07:07 PM (vMCab)
Me, I'm nobody....
https://youtu.be/wZti8QKBWPo
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 07:08 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2021 07:03 PM (KWfs/)
She needs the Bernzomatic brand.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 07:08 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2021 07:08 PM (KWfs/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2021 07:08 PM (mht8P)
This was way back in the days when I had a cast iron stomach, I could eat raw chicken and shell fish, no problem
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 24, 2021 07:09 PM (4oaQY)
Posted by: Chuck E. Confucius at June 24, 2021 07:09 PM (sM7TV)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 24, 2021 07:09 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2021 07:10 PM (KWfs/)
Bluecoat gin, bluecoat elderflower gin, some fuffy french ginger liqueur, tonic, and generous lime juice.
It's pretty good, but next time I'll use a seltzer to build. I think the tonic is fighting everything else.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2021 07:10 PM (6FeV1)
runner-ups: "the Sprouts", "the Phlegms", and the winner: "miserable fat
Belgian bastards".
Runnerup frogs.
Posted by: pep at June 24, 2021 07:10 PM (v16oJ)
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We can only hope, Ben Had. We can only hope. I'd try to smooth things over with the Big Guy, but would probably only make matters worse.
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 07:10 PM (Lh1XB)
Posted by: Chuck E. Confucius at June 24, 2021 07:09 PM (sM7TV)
Losers the French didn't want.
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021 07:10 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Jmel at June 24, 2021 07:10 PM (EpGst)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 24, 2021 07:10 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Anchorage, Alaska. at June 24, 2021 07:10 PM (FgPjD)
A bulldozer maybe.
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2021 07:10 PM (Cxk7w)
Oh and hello from Idaho.
They have these things called hills here.
I don't like them.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 24, 2021 07:10 PM (x4SpN)
I think it would be a neat idea for us to horde swarm a film periodically and watch and comment on it in a thread....
I accidentally stumbled on Nobody the weekend it premiered because g*ddamnit the theater finally opened the f*ck up so I drove an hour north to eat popcorn....
Best flick of the 2020s.
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 07:10 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2021 07:11 PM (axyOa)
Husband: How about Brian Stelter, Famous Potato?
Wife: I want a divorce.
Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2021 07:11 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2021 07:11 PM (6FeV1)
"We look forward to seeing you Monday. Please wear a mask."
ZOD: "I am vaccinated. I will not wear a mask. If you need us to sign remotely, can do."
The impertinence. Someone identify an attorney who can quickly file the will of ZOD in Virginia.
You. You there. Go to law school, pass the bar, and contact Zod. Do this now.
Posted by: ZOD at June 24, 2021 07:11 PM (xK9An)
The Dutch are said to be the happiest people in Europe. That's because they know they're not Belgians.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2021 07:11 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2021 07:11 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 24, 2021 07:11 PM (HnNKD)
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Doesn't that make you Dave in ID?
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 07:11 PM (Lh1XB)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2021 07:12 PM (6FeV1)
They have these things called hills here.
I don't like them.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 24, 2021 07:10 PM (x4SpN)
Hi Dave! I thought maybe you were doing the Ironman in CDA. I was gonna come cheer you on.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 24, 2021 07:12 PM (GKopu)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 24, 2021 07:12 PM (3H9h1)
Bad News is 99 are listed as missing. let us pray many of them are on vacation or sleeping over at their friends place.
Posted by: rd at June 24, 2021 07:12 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Buttes at June 24, 2021 07:12 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: ZOD at June 24, 2021 07:12 PM (xK9An)
The most likely culprit is the substrate the foundation of the building was built upon failed catastrophically due erosion, compaction, sublimation, etc.
It sucks but this type of thing happens all the time.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 24, 2021 07:12 PM (4oaQY)
Posted by: Chuck E. Confucius at June 24, 2021 07:09 PM (sM7TV)
Losers the French didn't want.
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021 07:10 PM (vMCab)
Tadpoles
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 24, 2021 07:12 PM (Wm5SB)
Canal frogs?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2021 07:12 PM (6FeV1)
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Germany's Bitch
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2021 07:13 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 24, 2021 07:11 PM (HnNKD)
Even sharks have standards.
Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2021 07:13 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 24, 2021 07:13 PM (4BdKk)
Excuse me? You think they lose their constitutional rights and yours are somehow supreme in THEIR business? Sorry. You won't find ANYONE who is more 2A than me, but if I don't want you carrying on MY PROPERTY, fuck you, you won't be carrying or coming on my property.
My property, my rules.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 07:13 PM (OCTRt)
Oh yeah I forgot I was waiting to see Nobody. Too bad I refuse to support Pedowood. I'll wait until it appears on a screen somewhere.
If you only knew him from the days of hamming it up on the Ben Stiller Show it turns out Bob Odenkirk is a *shockingly* good actor.
Posted by: ... at June 24, 2021 07:13 PM (uEbPt)
We good?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2021 07:11 PM
That didn't rhyme.
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 24, 2021 07:13 PM (Um2IM)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2021 07:13 PM (KWfs/)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 24, 2021 07:12 PM (3H9h1)
Bilge pump.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 24, 2021 07:13 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Samichlaus at June 24, 2021 07:14 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: rd at June 24, 2021 07:12 PM (Z32m1)
Wow, I hadn't heard that.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 24, 2021 07:14 PM (GKopu)
Posted by: First Son at June 24, 2021 07:14 PM (JPtHE)
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021 07:14 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 24, 2021 07:15 PM (h1jJh)
One time I was at a John Howie (high-end steak restaurant) and right next to my table, a "date" was obviously a schlub and a couple of prostitutes. The guy was mid 50s, fat, a three at most. The women were easily eights, early twenties, cocktail dresses, impeccable makeup, and paying rapt attention to the guy. They didn't look at their phones once and they never looked around at the room.
I tried not to watch too much but it was fascinating to me to see one of the uglier sides of humanity right out in the open at a classy place.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 24, 2021 07:15 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: First Son at June 24, 2021 07:14 PM (JPtHE)
Um, no thanks.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 24, 2021 07:16 PM (GKopu)
It's like having the most protected building in DC, the Capitol, wide open to access by any schmuck because some of the guards inside opened the door by their own will.
Posted by: Floridachick at June 24, 2021 07:15 PM (GfX2x)
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What idiot would to something as dumb as that? And at what imbecile's behest?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2021 07:16 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Jean at June 24, 2021 07:16 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 24, 2021 07:16 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Brinkler at June 24, 2021 07:15 PM (oaaeK)
Sami?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2021 07:16 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2021 07:17 PM (ufFY8)
We good?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2021 07:11 PM
That didn't rhyme.
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 24, 2021 07:13 PM (Um2IM)
This is the Horde. Its all about yabows...not yahoos.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2021 07:17 PM (axyOa)
Locate him. Compel him. Bluebell is my attache; my contact information can be found through her.
The remuneration for your service is...your gratitude for serving.
Posted by: ZOD at June 24, 2021 07:17 PM (xK9An)
the uglier sides of humanity right out in the open at a classy place.
Well, there is a LOT of competition for humanity's uglier sides.
Posted by: pep at June 24, 2021 07:17 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2021 07:17 PM (KWfs/)
Posted by: Only the names of the trolls have been changed at June 24, 2021 07:17 PM (tHcRm)
Posted by: Jean at June 24, 2021 07:18 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2021 07:17 PM (ufFY
Inverting that question leads to a shorter list...
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 24, 2021 07:18 PM (Um2IM)
Posted by: A. Scrotedina, Esq. at June 24, 2021 07:18 PM (3LjS+)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2021 07:19 PM (KWfs/)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2021 07:19 PM (8o8kf)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 24, 2021 07:11 PM (HnNKD)
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Yum, love big tater
Posted by: Tater Shark at June 24, 2021 07:19 PM (4BdKk)
The cabin boy was the Captains joy,
A sturdy little nipper.
So they packed his ass
with broken glass,
and circumcised the Skipper.
Posted by: Fritzy at June 24, 2021 07:19 PM (VY+MJ)
Posted by: pep at June 24, 2021 07:17 PM (v16oJ)
My theory is that humanity only has two ugly sides. The inside and the outside.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 24, 2021 07:19 PM (z5Vrg)
https://tinyurl.com/xy33axds
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 24, 2021 07:20 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Gin and Tonic at June 24, 2021 07:05 PM (v16oJ)
This. I mean, it hits 65 degrees here and the limes are just begging to be drowned. If you've spent a summer here, you would understand.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 24, 2021 07:21 PM (SDdx5)
Posted by: Anal Intruder 3000 at June 24, 2021 07:21 PM (sM7TV)
Posted by: Brinkler at June 24, 2021 07:18 PM (oaaeK)
Zod's experience:
The book: "John Galt laughed. Standing on the cliff, he took in the future of his awesomeness and scoffed at the puny" blahblahblah.
The Zod: "This book is dense. We should get high, make sandwiches with a lot of mayo, and watch 'Leave It To Beaver.'"
Posted by: ZOD at June 24, 2021 07:21 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 24, 2021 07:21 PM (SDdx5)
G&T's so you can sleep, eh.
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 24, 2021 07:22 PM (Um2IM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 07:23 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 06:30 PM (csEWM)
I believe so. Red Grant comes in second.
Posted by: Ordinary American at June 24, 2021 07:24 PM (F2j+P)
(Considers the pint glass, the ice, the gin, the tonic, the halved lime)
The lime will be drowned.
Posted by: ZOD at June 24, 2021 07:25 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 07:13 PM (OCTRt)
Even for 'ettes? Cause 'ettes gonna carry. We do. In places you don't have.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 24, 2021 07:25 PM (SDdx5)
Posted by: 50 yo fat schlub eating a steak at June 24, 2021 07:25 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 24, 2021 07:26 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 24, 2021 07:26 PM (4BdKk)
Posted by: Miklos, amirite at June 24, 2021 07:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 24, 2021 07:27 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 24, 2021 07:27 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2021 07:27 PM (8o8kf)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2021 07:28 PM (KWfs/)
Damn I wish I could take credit for that one.
Posted by: ... at June 24, 2021 07:28 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Fuckball Z at June 24, 2021 07:28 PM (sM7TV)
The sovereign citizen idiots...
you want real fun ask them about Moorland....
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 07:28 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Ben Had
With Zod, one does not simply...confirm
Posted by: Miklos, of a certainty at June 24, 2021 07:28 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sportin' a Bowler and a Slayer T-shirt at June 24, 2021 07:02 PM (xPJvm)
the funny thing is they know that. Even Moosehead from Canada is skunky. You don't see it much anymore but looking back, major skunk. Some styles of beer can handle it better. I recall Molson Golden was ok because it was high abv and pretty dense.
The green bottle became synonymous with imported and fancy. A lot of companies don't want to give that up. Pilsner Urquell ditched the green bottles five or six years ago. They made a decision, a good one.
Posted by: Quint at June 24, 2021 07:29 PM (gJfTA)
https://tinyurl.com/pz7fsfe
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by
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Those BFI guys are tough.
And thorough too.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 24, 2021 07:29 PM (4BdKk)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 24, 2021 07:25 PM (SDdx5)
In places we don't have in more ways than one.
Posted by: ... at June 24, 2021 07:29 PM (uEbPt)
That's acceptable. America needs to fire some people.
Posted by: ZOD at June 24, 2021 07:29 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at June 24, 2021 07:29 PM (i8eYQ)
The US is really a corporation and not a constitutional republic.
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Uh, Mr. Dude, we have had to do some reorganizing and a number of reductions in force have had to be implemented. We wish you the best of luck with your future. Please turn in your keys, leave by that door and step on the train.
Posted by: HR Department and US Corp. at June 24, 2021 07:30 PM (mht8P)
Hey Ben Had, can you email me the double secret code for the Holiday Inn?
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 24, 2021 07:30 PM (GKopu)
Doctor Evil is the least hairy, by virtue of the line "A well-shorn scrotum is breath-taking."
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 24, 2021 07:30 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: doubting runner at June 24, 2021 07:30 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: ... at June 24, 2021 07:31 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Draki at June 24, 2021 07:31 PM (Nt0u1)
Where two or more of you are gathered in his name, there is ZOD.
Posted by: ZOD at June 24, 2021 07:31 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Ben Had
Easier and more cheaper
https://tinyurl.com/r272arsr
Posted by: Miklos, happy to help 'cause Happy Hour at June 24, 2021 07:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: pep at June 24, 2021 07:31 PM (v16oJ)
wut for
Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2021 07:27 PM (8o8kf)
Apparently, he is a homosexual.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at June 24, 2021 07:31 PM (0oPfk)
Drax got his name from Fleming's friend, Sir Reginald Aylmer Ranfurly Plunkett-Ernle-Erle-Drax, KCB, DSO, JP, DL.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2021 07:32 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Infidel at June 24, 2021 07:32 PM (dYrVA)
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 24, 2021 07:30 PM (GKopu)
I could use that too.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 07:32 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2021 07:13 PM (KWfs/)
really ? is that only for entities names ZOD , or the entire horde can call ?
Posted by: doubting runner at June 24, 2021 07:32 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2021 07:32 PM (KWfs/)
Posted by: doubting runner at June 24, 2021 07:30 PM (V13WU)
Only ZOD can be ZOD.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 07:33 PM (VwHCD)
wut for
Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2021 07:27 PM (8o8kf)
Apparently, he is a homosexual.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at June 24, 2021 07:31 PM (0oPfk)
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Two non-intersecting lines.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 24, 2021 07:33 PM (4BdKk)
Posted by: Ginormo Weinero at June 24, 2021 07:34 PM (sM7TV)
What did garrett do now?
This is why we can't have nice things.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2021 07:34 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: ZOD at June 24, 2021 07:31 PM (xK9An)
so , who else is there ? other than you that is ?
Posted by: doubting runner at June 24, 2021 07:34 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2021 07:28 PM (KWfs/)
Musta worked. No fever today. Back to the salt mines tomorrow. So, not the Covid, unless the Covid is sorta wimpy.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 24, 2021 07:34 PM (SDdx5)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 24, 2021 07:34 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: doubting runner at June 24, 2021 07:35 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Miklos, would happily get "horizontal" for the Rite Classy Lady at June 24, 2021 07:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 07:33 PM (VwHCD)
Beautifully mutated
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at June 24, 2021 07:35 PM (0oPfk)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2021 07:35 PM (KWfs/)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2021 07:35 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Brinkler at June 24, 2021 07:33 PM (T5SkU)
You're new here, aren't you? Just pay attention and you will figure it out.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 24, 2021 07:35 PM (SDdx5)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 24, 2021 07:35 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 24, 2021 07:35 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Brinkler at June 24, 2021 07:33 PM (T5SkU)
Levi or the guy that posts here a lot? To be honest, I don't recall you.
Posted by: Quint at June 24, 2021 07:36 PM (gJfTA)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 24, 2021 07:34 PM (SDdx5)
It supposedly is, for some people.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 24, 2021 07:36 PM (GKopu)
This is why we can't have nice things.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2021 07:34 PM
It's the crocs again, isn't it?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2021 07:36 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Brinkler at June 24, 2021 07:35 PM (T5SkU)
Survived +103 heinekens?
Posted by: Draki at June 24, 2021 07:37 PM (Nt0u1)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2021 07:37 PM (KWfs/)
Shall I provide lye?
Posted by: Infidel at June 24, 2021 07:32 PM (dYrVA)
Quicklime works too.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 24, 2021 07:37 PM (SDdx5)
Posted by: doubting runner at June 24, 2021 07:37 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
"Talk" Hehehehe...
Posted by: Baby Seal Fucker at June 24, 2021 07:37 PM (sM7TV)
Moosehead, you were stylin'. Moosehead, Molson, etc. When you're under
age, Canadian beer is great.
Posted by: SFGoth at June 24, 2021 07:35 PM (KAi1n)
we liked Molson Golden. I guess it has been discontinued. I see Molson Canadian, in brown bottles, but not Molson Golden. The Golden was pretty good and it would leave a mark.
Posted by: Quint at June 24, 2021 07:37 PM (gJfTA)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at June 24, 2021 07:31 PM (0oPfk)
that sucks
Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2021 07:37 PM (8o8kf)
Posted by: CppThis at June 24, 2021 07:37 PM (8h1h1)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2021 07:35 PM (KWfs/)
Thank you, ma'am!
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 24, 2021 07:37 PM (GKopu)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2021 07:13 PM
I thought the horse trailer was going to be locked going forward.
Oh. He has a key. Duh!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2021 07:37 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Brinkler at June 24, 2021 07:33 PM (T5SkU)
You're new here, aren't you? Just pay attention and you will figure it out.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 24, 2021 07:35 PM (SDdx5)
someone told me he's gay, or transitioning, or something.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 24, 2021 07:37 PM (rfYv5)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2021 07:38 PM (6FeV1)
Thanks for the heads up. It was a nice one. You just know she's a redhead. With freckles.
Posted by: ... at June 24, 2021 07:38 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 24, 2021 07:35 PM
The RMBS Dad started brewing when I was in high school. I had the good stuff right at home.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2021 07:38 PM (rBtIz)
Ten years ago, Zod (under a different nickname) accused Ace of ejaculating on his own face after Ace displayed hubris. Then-Zod removed himself from ace of spades and went to Iraq to coordinate antiterrorism operations in Mosul. Zod returned, and maintains.
Ace may still be angry about it. Zod thinks it's funny.
Possibility.
Posted by: ZOD at June 24, 2021 07:39 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Dave in Idaho at June 24, 2021 07:39 PM (x4SpN)
Posted by: f'd at June 24, 2021 07:39 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 24, 2021 07:37 PM (rfYv5)
Not quite the same as being a fag with your shit all retarded, but there ya go.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 24, 2021 07:40 PM (SDdx5)
Ace may still be angry about it. Zod thinks it's funny.
Possibility.
Posted by: ZOD at June 24, 2021 07:39 PM (xK9An)
OK. You go to Mosul now. We send ace update.
Posted by: doubting runner at June 24, 2021 07:40 PM (V13WU)
Hey, how was your phone date?
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 24, 2021 07:40 PM (GKopu)
Posted by: Xanadu Smith at June 24, 2021 07:40 PM (tJk1z)
Posted by: CppThis at June 24, 2021 07:37 PM (8h1h1)
I'm not a big beer drinker, but yuengling is my go to.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 07:41 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 24, 2021 07:41 PM (t5zaU)
Why, Manning Beef, why? These fucks wanna shut you down.
Posted by: Only the names of the trolls have been changed at June 24, 2021 07:41 PM (tHcRm)
Posted by: ... at June 24, 2021 07:29 PM
Ace, somebody changed IP, do something or I'll go maaad! Not fair!
Posted by: ... at June 24, 2021 07:42 PM (PlSQD)
I think you mean "tangerine."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 24, 2021 07:42 PM (b6U3/)
Posted by: f'd,hep to the jive at June 24, 2021 07:42 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Draki at June 24, 2021 07:43 PM (Nt0u1)
Yup. There goes my soul again. Lost to another ginger...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 24, 2021 07:43 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 07:41 PM (VwHCD)
it is some good stuff. They put the man lager into green bottles but they are usually not skunky. I almost always go for the cans. But if you are in PA, get it on tap and simply say "lager". You don't have to give the brand name.
Posted by: Quint at June 24, 2021 07:44 PM (gJfTA)
Posted by: Infidel at June 24, 2021 07:44 PM (dYrVA)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 24, 2021 07:44 PM (2SdPm)
without getting involved since I was scarce, I like garrett....of course banning like taxes, getting debauched by Julia Childs and strokes is just kind of a part of life.
I've been there, lots have.
You get banned you take it like a man.
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 07:44 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 24, 2021 07:44 PM (t5zaU)
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 07:44 PM (Lzpvj)
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ISWYDT.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 24, 2021 07:45 PM (2SdPm)
Garrett looks like Queer Quasimodo, smells like used douche fluid and has near terminal shartitis.
But he is EXTREMELY witty and cleaver and is responsible for more ruined keyboards than most...
Posted by: The Guns of Abalone at June 24, 2021 07:45 PM (sM7TV)
https://tinyurl.com/pz7fsfe
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 24, 2021 07:27 PM (OssQ4)
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Filthy cocksuckers. It's troubling to me that this is my government. I'm not used to thinking this way.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 24, 2021 07:45 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Tater Stelter at June 24, 2021 07:46 PM (GKopu)
Posted by: ... at June 24, 2021 07:46 PM (uEbPt)
Reconnect was good. Real good. First thing I axed her was how many grandbabies she had. We're both 29, after all.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 24, 2021 07:46 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: JT at June 24, 2021 07:46 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: f'd at June 24, 2021 07:46 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 07:41 PM (VwHCD)
I hate when i travel and order a lager, and they don't automatically assume i mean yuengling.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2021 07:47 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: doubting runner at June 24, 2021 07:47 PM (V13WU)
Guessing that's where the Tater body pillow came from.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2021 07:47 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Shitstain IP changer at June 24, 2021 07:48 PM (tHcRm)
Posted by: JT at June 24, 2021 07:48 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2021 07:48 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 24, 2021 07:48 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 24, 2021 07:48 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: doubting runner at June 24, 2021 07:48 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: ... at June 24, 2021 07:48 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Hoyt's Psychic Witch Hunter at June 24, 2021 06:28 PM (83lwH)
Could all the virgins now take one step forward?
Posted by: banana Dream at June 24, 2021 07:49 PM (TOYwZ)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 24, 2021 07:44 PM (t5zaU)
Hmm, that is a surprise, lol. Actually though, one of the dudes that comes into the shop brings rolling rock. I have to admit it was not too offensive.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 07:49 PM (VwHCD)
(Considers the pint glass, the ice, the gin, the tonic, the halved lime)
The lime will be drowned.
Posted by: ZOD at June 24, 2021 07:25 PM
*nods*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2021 07:49 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2021 07:48 PM (DMUuz
He forgot the double dog dare.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2021 07:49 PM (4fSQf)
*sighhhhhhh*
of course when presented lemons or in this case prosthetic rods make lemonade....
Ace there may be some young horizontal refreshment specialists in need of product demonstration tools...
you can become their customer service rep....everybody wins.
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 07:50 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2021 07:50 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 07:50 PM (OCTRt)
He was great to me. Did me some huge solid favors with regard to helping build my tech and music collection.
I sincerely hope he's not banned and that he'll be back.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 07:50 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: banana Dream at June 24, 2021 07:49 PM (TOYwZ)
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Great, we're all gonna die if that's the requirement.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 24, 2021 07:50 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: doubting runner at June 24, 2021 07:50 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 07:13 PM (OCTRt)
If your property is a business open to the public, you don't have carte blanche to set whatever rules you want.
And more to the point, people not carrying into "gun-free zones" has directly resulted in defenseless victims murdered by criminals who don't give a damn about your sign. If your rules are more important than your customers rights, then you should be charged as an accomplice to whatever crimes are inflicted on your customers that you forced to become victims.
Posted by: Sjg at June 24, 2021 07:50 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2021 07:51 PM (k39e/)
The wave of evil fascism continues to wash over the USA.
Here's a tik-tok Goblin "mother" telling us about her 5yr old's bad white habits and "white girl tears"
https://youtu.be/agalT8yDXLE?t=87
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 24, 2021 07:51 PM (b6U3/)
Posted by: Hoyt's Psychic Witch Hunter at June 24, 2021 06:28 PM (83lwH)
Could all the virgins now take one step forward?
Posted by: banana Dream
Ok. Some of y'all have to fake it.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 07:51 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: f'd at June 24, 2021 07:51 PM (Tnijr)
He was great to me. Did me some huge solid favors with regard to helping build my tech and music collection.
I sincerely hope he's not banned and that he'll be back.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 07:50 PM (L2ZTs)
there is not proof, so I doubt it....
Posted by: doubting runner at June 24, 2021 07:51 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 07:51 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2021 07:47 PM (4fSQf)
The orders are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 24, 2021 07:51 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Xi Chi at June 24, 2021 07:51 PM (sM7TV)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2021 07:52 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 07:52 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 24, 2021 07:52 PM (dhhKu)
Taters love getting fried....
//removes sunglasses
https://youtu.be/mznsEcZlM2I
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 07:52 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: banana Dream at June 24, 2021 07:49 PM (TOYwZ)
Good luck with that around here, sport.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 24, 2021 07:52 PM (SDdx5)
Posted by: ... at June 24, 2021 07:52 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 24, 20h21 07:45 PM (sWM8x)
The fvckers stole the election and nobody did shit. What do you expect?
Posted by: ... at June 24, 2021 07:53 PM (LWST3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 07:53 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 07:51 PM (L2ZTs
It's not really banned. Just more like a punishment for the horde. Ace gives us Tater and Pelosi. MisHum gives us that other chick.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2021 07:53 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2021 07:52 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Jordan61 - I am the 30% at June 24, 2021 07:53 PM (GKopu)
These people remind me of the youth preachers reliving their sins during their sermons.
"oh you won't believe the women I was involved with.... my cocaine habit makes hunter look like a choir boy...."
Posted by: Draki at June 24, 2021 07:53 PM (Nt0u1)
She might not be fucking him correctly.
(considers odds)
She's not fucking him correctly.
Posted by: ZOD at June 24, 2021 07:53 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Jordan61 - I am the 30% at June 24, 2021 07:54 PM (GKopu)
Troll.
Posted by: SMH at June 24, 2021 07:54 PM (Vi7PN)
Posted by: SMH at June 24, 2021 07:55 PM (Vi7PN)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 24, 2021 07:52 PM (dhhKu)
See your FOB, raise you Camp Baldwin.
Posted by: ZOD at June 24, 2021 07:55 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2021 07:50 PM (4fSQf)
On the contrary, I don't think he looks THAT good.
hat tip to Pig Pen.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 24, 2021 07:55 PM (SDdx5)
It's like bringing up ironfist back at the Jazz Flautist's....you don't tug on superman's cape, eat Biden's ice cream, or muff the ewok's hair....
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 07:55 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 07:55 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2021 07:52 PM
OK. We will.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2021 07:55 PM (7i5ch)
And actually, I do agree with that as a matter of property rights.
When I carry, I carry. I don't pay any attention to signs that say "You can't carry here."
Fuck 'em. If they want to throw me out, they can do that.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 24, 2021 07:55 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: doubting runner
I JUST got here !
Besides, I thought he was angry in the previous post.
This is a NEW post, its all rainbows and peacock turds !
Posted by: JT at June 24, 2021 07:56 PM (arJlL)
"Yes!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 07:56 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: ... at June 24, 2021 07:56 PM (uEbPt)
Stop making me have to read hashes, you dillholes. I got a tenth of gin in me and I'm trying to babysit a tri-tip
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2021 07:52 PM (6FeV1)
How big is a tenth of gin exactly?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 07:57 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 24, 2021 07:57 PM (SDdx5)
Posted by: JT at June 24, 2021 07:56 PM (arJlL)
Nuh uh, it's all Taters and Pelosis!
Posted by: Jordan61 - I am the 30% at June 24, 2021 07:57 PM (GKopu)
Wasn't he caught living and working alone in his bedroom during the plague? Loser.
Posted by: Draki at June 24, 2021 07:58 PM (Nt0u1)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 07:57 PM (VwHCD
One tenth the size of one gin.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2021 07:58 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 07:57 PM (VwHCD)
It's what's left once I get after it.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 24, 2021 07:58 PM (SDdx5)
We had this little 5" color TV in the kitchen that was mounted under the cabinet (GE Spacemaker) in the 80's. I kept that TV when the house was sold.
I mounted it in the garage today and hooked up a digital tv converter box to it. It's like 1985 all over again.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 24, 2021 07:58 PM (b6U3/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2021 07:59 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 24, 2021 07:58 PM (b6U3/)
TMI bro
Posted by: ... at June 24, 2021 07:59 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: JT at June 24, 2021 07:59 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2021 07:59 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 07:59 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 24, 2021 07:58 PM (b6U3/)
Shoulder pads, big hair and MTV?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 24, 2021 07:59 PM (SDdx5)
Posted by: Draki at June 24, 2021 07:59 PM (Nt0u1)
Posted by: ... at June 24, 2021 08:00 PM (hAFh1)
I'd love to see Stelter get the Marv Albert treatment.
"Yes!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 07:56 PM (L2ZTs)
If it involves a sword fish impaling him through the neck and pinning him to the mast, yeah go marv.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 08:00 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 07:57 PM (VwHCD)
I am not a math guy. Even saying that is laughable. But my guess is he is saying it is a pint. If a fifth is a 750 ml bottle, basically the standard, then a tenth would be the 350ml bottle. Known to old school types as a pint I believe.
Posted by: Quint at June 24, 2021 08:00 PM (gJfTA)
*ahem* forgive me....
No no I am not really 1100 years old given to fits of archaic middle English....
Muff's original definition when I was still kicking the fuck out of the Welsh was "to handle or meddle with gracelessly."
Then we beat some vowel use into the bastards and stole their surnames...
we called it the 70s....the 870s.
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 08:00 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021 08:00 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: O'Cedar at June 24, 2021 08:00 PM (sM7TV)
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Don't say it unless you want a long ONT, lol.
Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2021 08:00 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 24, 2021 07:58 PM
Exxept for the woke programing and the propaganda.
Posted by: ... at June 24, 2021 08:01 PM (hAFh1)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 24, 2021 07:58 PM (b6U3/)
Shoulder pads, big hair and MTV?
Posted by: tcn in AK
Member's Inly Jackets and Parachute pants.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 08:01 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 24, 2021 07:58 PM (b6U3/)
Shoulder pads, big hair and MTV?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 24, 2021 07:59 PM (SDdx5)
What a lovely time. Well, minus the shoulder pad things.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 08:01 PM (VwHCD)
From the Babylon Bee.
Posted by: buzzion at June 24, 2021 08:00 PM (vMCab)
Dammit Buzzion, so polite citing your source.
Posted by: Draki at June 24, 2021 08:02 PM (Nt0u1)
Twice as long as 1/2 of it!
Posted by: O'Cedar
Last night was chickenbags and now MATH ?
Posted by: JT at June 24, 2021 08:02 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: f'd at June 24, 2021 08:02 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 24, 2021 08:02 PM (2SdPm)
But my guess is he is saying it is a pint. If a fifth is a 750 ml
bottle, basically the standard, then a tenth would be the 350ml bottle.
Known to old school types as a pint I believe.
Posted by: Quint at June 24, 2021 08:00 PM (gJfTA)
Now thats math I can understand. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 08:02 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:02 PM (Lh1XB)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 24, 2021 07:58 PM (b6U3/)
Shoulder pads, big hair and MTV?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 24, 2021 07:59 PM (SDdx5)
Yeah, but truth be told, I was getting laid a LOT in 1985.
That was the year I spent half of it in San Diego, then transferred to Hawaii... to a base that was 60% Female.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2021 08:03 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Jordan61 - I am the 30% at June 24, 2021 07:54 PM (GKopu)
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Well, so much for that excuse. You didn't even need to lie, either. Everyone would have just assumed Jordan was tippling again.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 24, 2021 08:04 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 08:04 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: JT at June 24, 2021 08:04 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 07:51 PM (L2ZTs)
It's not really banned. Just more like a punishment for the horde. Ace gives us Tater and Pelosi. MisHum gives us that other
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2021 07:53 PM (4fSQf)
===
FIFY
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2021 08:04 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Duffel bag in Mosul at June 24, 2021 08:04 PM (Nt0u1)
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:02
She always is.
Posted by: ... at June 24, 2021 08:05 PM (hAFh1)
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:02 PM (Lh1XB)
She's a hideous she-beast.
Posted by: Jordan61 - I am the 30% at June 24, 2021 08:05 PM (GKopu)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 24, 2021 08:05 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2021 08:05 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Kinky.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 07:50 PM (OCTRt)
He only pulled out enough to make his point. Like Uncle Miltie
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 24, 2021 08:05 PM (sJHOI)
as opposed to 52 of the last 48 years....
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 08:05 PM (Lzpvj)
"Yes!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 07:56 PM (L2ZTs)
If it involves a sword fish impaling him through the neck and pinning him to the mast, yeah go marv.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 08:00 PM (VwHCD)
Read this and suddenly started hearing horns! But that's Herb Albert.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2021 08:05 PM (oHd/0)
I'll take what ever I can get.
Posted by: f'd at June 24, 2021 08:06 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 24, 2021 08:06 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2021 08:06 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 24, 2021 08:07 PM (7Y6x6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 08:07 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Sounds like a lotta shit to me !
Posted by: JT at June 24, 2021 08:07 PM (arJlL)
I'll take what ever I can get.
Posted by: f'd at June 24, 2021 08:06 PM
That evil bitch will be shitting on her underwear like Jerry Nadler very soon.
Posted by: ... at June 24, 2021 08:07 PM (hAFh1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 08:07 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 24, 2021 08:04 PM (2SdPm)
Hahah....
HEY!
Posted by: Jordan61 - I am the 30% at June 24, 2021 08:07 PM (GKopu)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 24, 2021 08:06 PM (nxdel)
Everytime I think age is catching up wit me?
I just think, 'I'm too damn old to grow up!'
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2021 08:08 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 08:07 PM (L2ZTs)
'Do you feel in charge?'
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2021 08:08 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 08:08 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 08:07 PM (L2ZTs)
Love horns.... one of the best concerts ever was in a Bar...
Jack Mack and the Heart Attack.
Heart Attack Horn Section.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2021 08:09 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 08:09 PM (L2ZTs)
Speaking as a former Fleet Sailor, you are a tall drink of fine water. No worries.
Besides, your personality is sunny and has a good effect on curmudgeons. Do not ask me how I know.
Pelosi is ugly & evil, inside and out.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2021 08:09 PM (whRlH)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 07:57 PM (VwHCD
One tenth the size of one gin.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2021 07:58 PM
Thank you. You've been he'pful.
Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine (Capricorn) at June 24, 2021 08:09 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Mrs. ZOD at June 24, 2021 08:09 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 08:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve
"Damn! It's hot here! I'd sell my soul to get out of this place!!"
'You can not sell, that which you don't have.'
Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2021 08:10 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 08:08 PM (L2ZTs
No Lady.... your ticket is for that bus... the one marked HELL.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2021 08:10 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: ZOD at June 24, 2021 08:10 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Quint at June 24, 2021 08:10 PM (gJfTA)
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What do you think is in those cans?
Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2021 08:11 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 08:08 PM (L2ZTs)
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"Let's see, where are you on the list? Oh yeah, you get the flaming barb wire wrapped pineapple inserted in all orifices."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 24, 2021 08:11 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2021! at June 24, 2021 08:11 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 08:07 PM
"We stole the 2020 election as you ordered, Master Satan."
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 08:11 PM (bxf6O)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 08:09 PM (L2ZTs)
Yeah, if only we could find her Phylantry.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2021 08:11 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Manufactured News Network: "Pulling You From Your Car To Beat Some News Into You--For Your Own Good, at June 24, 2021 08:11 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 24, 2021 08:02 PM (2SdPm)
My MNL was a hell of a seamstress. Best practical joke i ever played on her was i found a pair of pants that were something like 48-30 in size. I sent them to her and asked her if she could let them out a bit. (I wore 34-34 at the time). I got a call right after she opened the package. Not happy!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2021 08:12 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 08:13 PM (xqIDx)
Saint Pete- 'Let's see. Today it's Gen'l. T.J. Jackson, Commanding. He's a Presbyterian.'
Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2021 08:13 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2021! at June 24, 2021 08:11 PM (wyw4S)
Its amusing trying to describe the horde to people I know...
Even people who do think like us....
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2021 08:13 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 08:08 PM (L2ZTs)
"You. Get in this walk in freezer. If you don't eat every pint, every day, there will be consequences.
Bon Appetit.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 24, 2021 08:13 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: ... at June 24, 2021 08:13 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: rd at June 24, 2021 07:06 PM (Z32m1)
I've read about it, in books about Scott's and Shackleton's Antarctic expeditions. Apparently it's quite oily, and tastes like fish. Took a good cook to make it palatable.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at June 24, 2021 08:13 PM (wNyIz)
Posted by: Manufactured News Network: "Pulling You From Your Car To Beat Some News Into You--For Your Own Good, at June 24, 2021 08:11 PM (Ndje9)
Now that's how you steal content from others!
Posted by: Draki at June 24, 2021 08:13 PM (Nt0u1)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 24, 2021 08:14 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 24, 2021 08:14 PM (nxdel)
Even people who do think like us....
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2021 08:13 PM (oHd/0)
This is true
Posted by: Jordan61 - I am the 30% at June 24, 2021 08:14 PM (GKopu)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2021! at June 24, 2021 08:11 PM
Zod could always come to the MoMe.
Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine (Capricorn) at June 24, 2021 08:15 PM (rBtIz)
Yeah, but truth be told, I was getting laid a LOT in 1985.
That was the year I spent half of it in San Diego, then transferred to Hawaii... to a base that was 60% Female.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2021 08:03 PM (oHd/0)
Hell yeah. I was living home, practically not a care in the world, playing in bands, gigging almost every night, followed by heavy debauchery and feasting on big haired chicks. It was my true calling. Then eventually a feisty brunette of natural beauty and matching brains fucked it all up. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 08:15 PM (VwHCD)
Mrs. Zod here. For years I have heard Zod talk about this group and finally I got online. Life is crazy as you can imagine married to Zod.
Posted by: Mrs. ZOD at June 24, 2021 08:15 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2021 08:15 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: ... at June 24, 2021 08:13 PM (uEbPt)
Yup, they don't need logic to work for their arguments. Seems like it's signaling to their party who they're willing to fight (grandma's and bro's in viking hats).
Posted by: Draki at June 24, 2021 08:16 PM (Nt0u1)
Posted by: Jewells45
___
*fistbump*
Posted by: SMH at June 24, 2021 08:16 PM (Vi7PN)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2021 08:16 PM (KWfs/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 08:07 PM (L2ZTs)
"Hop in! I'll show you around," in Ted Kennedy's voice.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2021 08:16 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2021 08:17 PM (whRlH)
Even people who do think like us....
Posted by: Romeo13
Ain't the truth. They just don't understand.
Posted by: Infidel at June 24, 2021 08:17 PM (dYrVA)
Mrs. Zod here. For years I have heard Zod talk about this group and finally I got online. Life is crazy as you can imagine married to Zod.
Posted by: Mrs. ZOD at June 24, 2021 08:15 PM (xK9An)
Must be hell on the knees.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2021 08:17 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: SMH at June 24, 2021 08:17 PM (Vi7PN)
Hey, how was your phone date?
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 24, 2021 07:40 PM (GKopu)
867-5309, dammit, Jennie!
Posted by: RI Red at June 24, 2021 08:17 PM (8Mt/C)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 24, 2021 08:17 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine (Capricorn) at June 24, 2021 08:15 PM (rBtIz)
Bluebell won't permit it.
Posted by: Mrs. ZOD at June 24, 2021 08:17 PM (xK9An)
Even people who do think like us....
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2021 08:13 PM (oHd/0)
This is true
Posted by: Jordan61 - I am the 30% at June 24, 2021 08:14 PM (GKopu)
Tried explaining the Horde to a buddy of mine. He said, Oh, like Dungeons & Dragons? I just stopped.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 24, 2021 08:17 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2021 08:17 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: SMH at June 24, 2021 08:18 PM (Vi7PN)
"Hop in! I'll show you around," in Ted Kennedy's voice.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2021
Let's go to a party over the river!
Posted by: Infidel at June 24, 2021 08:18 PM (dYrVA)
It's important we not call" the cops, politicians, or media out on their bullshit.....
//The no mean tweets cuckus
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 08:19 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2021 08:19 PM (whRlH)
Posted by: Mookie at June 24, 2021 08:19 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:20 PM (Lh1XB)
I'm at the farm and there is an owl hooting outside in the forest. Skerry!!
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:20 PM (Lh1XB)
Gun thread? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 08:20 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Mookie at June 24, 2021 08:19 PM (u+Y3T)
Not sure. But we obviously deserve it.....
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 24, 2021 08:20 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2021 08:20 PM (4fSQf)
remember this gem?
"The Burger Wars Escalate"
https://youtu.be/WajCHsGXtgs
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 08:20 PM (Lzpvj)
Mrs. Zod here. For years I have heard Zod talk about this group and finally I got online. Life is crazy as you can imagine married to Zod.
Posted by: Mrs. ZOD at June 24, 2021 08:15 PM (xK9An)
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Well hello there! I can certainly imagine, but I have also had the pleasure of meeting ZOD in person and he was charming. Don't tell him I said so.
The ZODS are cordially invited to attend the NoVaMoMe on July 24, if interested. As are you all!
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 24, 2021 08:21 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: RI Red at June 24, 2021 08:17 PM (8Mt/C)
Hey, you got it right!
Posted by: Jordan61 - I am the 30% at June 24, 2021 08:21 PM (GKopu)
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:20 PM (Lh1XB)
Has it been seven nights in a row??
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 24, 2021 08:21 PM (jvt6t)
Egads man, just than C-3PO's goldenrod we have not yet seen Yoko or Barry Manilow....
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 08:21 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:20 PM (Lh1XB)
You'll be fine. Just keep your ears out for ewoks asking for pudding.
Posted by: Draki at June 24, 2021 08:22 PM (Nt0u1)
Mrs. Zod here. For years I have heard Zod talk about this group and finally I got online. Life is crazy as you can imagine married to Zod.
Posted by: Mrs. ZOD
The Zodster ?
Posted by: JT at June 24, 2021 08:22 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2021 08:17 PM (0OP+5)
In Guam? Son was stationed not too far away... me? there once...
But when I hit Hawaii in 85 I was up in Wahiawa. Huge Navy Communications station... which was SEA Duty for Women, shore duty for Men... so 60% female.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2021 08:22 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Mookie at June 24, 2021 08:22 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Only the names of the trolls have been changed at June 24, 2021 08:23 PM (tHcRm)
Even people who do think like us....
Posted by: Romeo13
it was easier to describe in the old days
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 24, 2021 08:23 PM (+LbcH)
Mrs. Zod here. For years I have heard Zod talk about this group and finally I got online. Life is crazy as you can imagine married to Zod.
Posted by: Mrs. ZOD
The Zodster ?
Posted by: JT at June 24, 2021 08:22 PM (arJlL)
ZOD ette?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2021 08:23 PM (oHd/0)
Only 4?
Posted by: Mookie at June 24, 2021 08:22 PM (u+Y3T)
I was being polite.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2021 08:23 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2021 08:23 PM (KWfs/)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 24, 2021 08:23 PM (wyw4S)
yeah ,i`m glad mike decided not to fade into bolivian.
Posted by: uncouth jay marks at June 24, 2021 08:23 PM (GT8Ln)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2021 08:23 PM (whRlH)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 24, 2021 08:23 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:20 PM (Lh1XB)
For six nights in a row?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2021 08:23 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 08:20 PM (VwHCD)
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Well I am armed!
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:24 PM (Lh1XB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2021 08:24 PM (vjCPU)
wow
Posted by: SMH at June 24, 2021 08:17 PM
*pictures Zod saying "yes, dear"*
*chuckles*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2021 08:24 PM (rBtIz)
Their hoots are long and distinctive, and it's often so quiet around here they make quite an impression.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 24, 2021 08:24 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2021 08:24 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Ben Had
He's dead.
Maris, too !
Posted by: JT at June 24, 2021 08:25 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 08:25 PM (OCTRt)
When it's Mike Tyson speaking wards of wisdom, and not our President ...
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.
-Mike Tyson.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2021 08:25 PM (whRlH)
wow
Posted by: SMH at June 24, 2021 08:17 PM
*pictures Zod saying "yes, dear"*
*chuckles*
Posted by: R
in fairness, the ceremny used the phrase "or else" instead of "i do"
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 24, 2021 08:25 PM (+LbcH)
Salty.. thank you dear, he's a keeper
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 24, 2021 08:25 PM (nxdel)
Maris, too !
Posted by: JT at June 24, 2021 08:25 PM (arJlL)
LOL. You crack me up, JT!
Posted by: Jordan61 - I am the 30% at June 24, 2021 08:26 PM (GKopu)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 24, 2021 08:23 PM (wyw4S)
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Amazing weather. Just had a can of spaghetti-o's for dinner and am going out to stargaze and count satellites.
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:26 PM (Lh1XB)
I too have felt your pain brother....
pass the scotch.
//Edward Theodore Ted Tedward Kennedy in a sedan in hell
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 08:26 PM (Lzpvj)
Will bring dogs but no leashes...free range pups
Posted by: Mrs. ZOD at June 24, 2021 08:26 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2021 08:27 PM (whRlH)
everybody gets jumpd in, it is just that the spouse usually holds back a bit
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 24, 2021 08:27 PM (+LbcH)
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:26 PM (Lh1XB)
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That sounds lovely! Well, maybe not the spaghetti-os.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 24, 2021 08:28 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Only the names of the trolls have been changed at June 24, 2021 08:28 PM (tHcRm)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 24, 2021 08:28 PM (jvt6t)
-Mike Tyson.
Mouth, not face. Impressive of Tyson to channel Von Moltke the Elder.
Posted by: SFGoth at June 24, 2021 08:28 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2021 08:28 PM (Zhwz2)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 24, 2021 08:28 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2021 08:23 PM (KWfs/)
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Thank you. It's a hard life but it feels good to get back to my roots on the land.
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:29 PM (Lh1XB)
And bluebell, I think the Zod family should be comped for the MoMe.
Mrs. Zod would be a hoot.
Posted by: RI Red at June 24, 2021 08:29 PM (8Mt/C)
Posted by: Beenie Weenies at June 24, 2021 08:30 PM (tHcRm)
Posted by: Jak Sucio
you just have to remember it is not so much ward and june as it is jabba and leia when you think of the marriage
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 24, 2021 08:30 PM (+LbcH)
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:30 PM (Lh1XB)
What did I tell you about the toilet seat, Zod?
The dishwasher is right there, Zod.
*snickers*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2021 08:30 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Mookie at June 24, 2021 08:30 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Mrs. ZOD at June 24, 2021 08:26 PM (xK9An)
I was not fortunate enough to meet Zod but I was able to gaze upon him from afar, and he looked far too young to have been married for decades! That's lovely, bless you both.
Posted by: Jordan61 - I am the 30% at June 24, 2021 08:30 PM (GKopu)
Posted by: ZOD at June 24, 2021 08:30 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Draki at June 24, 2021 08:30 PM (Nt0u1)
Posted by: JT at June 24, 2021 08:31 PM (arJlL)
Mrs. Zod would be a hoot.
Posted by: RI Red at June 24, 2021 08:29 PM (8Mt/C)
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Comped? I'm afraid the accounting department isn't familiar with the term.
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:31 PM (Lh1XB)
we called it the 70s....the 870s.
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 08:00 PM
True. We used to be known as the Rmnngtns.
Posted by: Cymru Moronau at June 24, 2021 08:31 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2021 08:31 PM (KWfs/)
Posted by: Jak Sucio
you just have to remember it is not so much ward and june as it is jabba and leia when you think of the marriage
Posted by: confederatefifth
So Zod can be as hard on the beaver as he wants to?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 08:31 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Mookie at June 24, 2021 08:30 PM (u+Y3T)
Holy shit. That's exactly what he looks like.
Posted by: Jordan61 - I am the 30% at June 24, 2021 08:32 PM (GKopu)
That sounds lovely! Well, maybe not the spaghetti-os.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 24, 2021 08:28 PM (wyw4S)
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Cold. Out of the can.
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:32 PM (Lh1XB)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 24, 2021 08:32 PM (+LbcH)
Posted by: JT at June 24, 2021 08:32 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2021 08:28 PM (Zhwz2)
Ha!
Posted by: Draki at June 24, 2021 08:32 PM (Nt0u1)
That sounds lovely! Well, maybe not the spaghetti-os.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 24, 2021 08:28 PM (wyw4S)
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Cold. Out of the can.
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:32 PM (Lh1XB)
A man's dinner. Put hair on your chest.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2021 08:32 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 24, 2021 08:33 PM (c+eyU)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2021 08:33 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 24, 2021 08:28 PM (wyw4S)
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Cold. Out of the can.
Posted by: Weasel
That's the way Dan'l Boone did it !
Posted by: JT at June 24, 2021 08:33 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 24, 2021 08:33 PM (+LbcH)
Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2021 08:33 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 24, 2021 08:33 PM (nxdel)
A man's dinner. Put hair on your chest.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2021 08:32 PM (4fSQf)
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In addition to canned stuff, I also bought apples, oranges and bananas. And a lemon pound cake.
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:34 PM (Lh1XB)
Doing what I can do myself. But there are plenty of YOLO drivers around.
I am focused on service to the TxMoMeet.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2021 08:34 PM (whRlH)
Would this be a good use for a multi-million lottery winning? https://tinyurl.com/4zfskkuc
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2021 08:34 PM (vjCPU)
(eyes lid up on can corn beef, dinner)
Posted by: Only the names of the trolls have been changed at June 24, 2021 08:34 PM (tHcRm)
Posted by: Michele Fields at June 24, 2021 08:34 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:31 PM (Lh1XB)
Don't forget, food from the Deplorable Gourmet has to be paid for somehow.
Posted by: Infidel at June 24, 2021 08:35 PM (dYrVA)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 08:31 PM (OCTRt)
That's the stuff right there.
Posted by: ... at June 24, 2021 08:35 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2021 08:35 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 24, 2021 08:36 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:26 PM (Lh1XB)
And cigar!
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 08:36 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: ZOD at June 24, 2021 08:30 PM (xK9An)
No! The line is "What mortal has awaken me from my ancient slumber!"
Now, with feeling....
Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2021 08:36 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2021 08:36 PM (whRlH)
Oh Weasel!!! Good Lord man!
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 24, 2021 08:33 PM (nxdel)
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It's good! And I only have a spoon to clean off.
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:36 PM (Lh1XB)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2021 08:36 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 08:36 PM (VwHCD)
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Hell yes!
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:36 PM (Lh1XB)
ZOD having a spouse is just...unusual.
Posted by: Jak Sucio
If I can do it, anybody can do it. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 08:37 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: S
wouldn't down by 3 be better?
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 24, 2021 08:37 PM (+LbcH)
This is the problem with GPS, my watch and phone automatically adjust.
Posted by: Dave in Idaho at June 24, 2021 08:37 PM (x4SpN)
Posted by: Weasel "
Weaseldog can handle that.
Posted by: f'd at June 24, 2021 08:38 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: ZOD, deity of Micronesians surroundinf Michael Rockefeller. at June 24, 2021 08:38 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 24, 2021 08:38 PM (em09h)
Posted by: Weasel
No pellet of CeeFour to heat it with?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2021 08:36 PM (DMUuz)
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Generally speaking, I like to be eating within 2 minutes of realizing I'm hungry.
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:38 PM (Lh1XB)
Both of you can pondered the term, "comped".
Posted by: RI Red at June 24, 2021 08:39 PM (8Mt/C)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 24, 2021 08:39 PM (em09h)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 08:37 PM (VwHCD)
After 25 years, I hardly even feel the incessant pecking on the back of my head....
Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2021 08:39 PM (5iUNf)
https://youtu.be/QBCaqFVOwCQ
38 arm drags in 12 minutes....
and a special shoutout to her miniature white knight Lil Benny....
Six seconds magic flying armbar....
https://youtu.be/MdDG5QaJI_0
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 08:39 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Mrs. ZOD at June 24, 2021 08:15 PM (xK9An)
Must be hell on the knees.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Lordy.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 24, 2021 08:39 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 24, 2021 08:38 PM (em09h)
One year in sturgis we were heating slices of pizza between the cylinders of the harleys. We did wrap them in tin foil, we're not primitives. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 08:40 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2021 08:40 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Dave in Idaho at June 24, 2021 08:40 PM (x4SpN)
Yes, I maritime.
Posted by: RI Red at June 24, 2021 08:41 PM (8Mt/C)
Kinda like when I'm wanting a beer.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2021 08:41 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Lordy.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 24, 2021 08:39 PM (OssQ4
That's one of them there double entendres, I think.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2021 08:41 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 08:40 PM (VwHCD)
**
(fistbump)
I've cooked more than a few things that way. Fish on the drive home from fishing has always been my favorite.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 24, 2021 08:41 PM (em09h)
Posted by: Weasel "
Weaseldog can handle that.
Posted by: f'd at June 24, 2021 08:38 PM (Tnijr)
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She would, too! I felt terrible when I left the house. Fun Size Joe was outside barking at the neighbor and I sort of yelled at him to knock it off. He got all hunched over with his tail between his legs. Poor little guy.
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:41 PM (Lh1XB)
I can totally picture you doing this.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 24, 2021 08:42 PM (nxdel)
There was a great bit on King Of Queens when Carrie is about to make dinner and then catches husband Doug putting a Hungry-Man in the microwave:
"What are you doing?!"
"Heating up a (shows box like in commercial) Hungry-Man chicken dinner."
"But I'm about to fix dinner!"
"Really?" (Doug looks at box) "Can you offer me... over one pound of food??"
"It was my sincere hope not to."
"And can you promise you'll put every vegetable in its own little compartment because food just tastes better that way??"
Always makes me laugh...
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 08:42 PM (L2ZTs)
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Gotta start using sticks man, that seems like a lot of work.
Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2021 08:42 PM (+ya+t)
Yes, I maritime.
Posted by: R
then there is the vn bridge and the sun in his face so he is sailing south out of manhattan.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 24, 2021 08:42 PM (+LbcH)
Posted by: confederatefifth
Nah. It's a great strip, but there's Bloom County, Calvin and Hobbes, Blondie, Brenda Starr, the Far Side, Broom Hilda, Momma.... It's still a grand slam.
Posted by: SFGoth at June 24, 2021 08:42 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Weasel "
Deviled ham out of the can with a side of Vienna Sausages. No spoon needed.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 24, 2021 08:43 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2021 08:43 PM (KWfs/)
Posted by: Dave in Idaho at June 24, 2021 08:40 PM (x4SpN)
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Like the nic!
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:43 PM (Lh1XB)
Posted by: Dave in Idaho at June 24, 2021 08:40 PM (x4SpN)
I think most of ID is Mountain Time.
Posted by: Jordan61 - I am the 30% at June 24, 2021 08:43 PM (GKopu)
Posted by: S
it is funny that the funny pages are not funny any more.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 24, 2021 08:43 PM (+LbcH)
Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2021 08:39 PM (5iUNf)
I don't get that with mrs B, she's a saint among woman. She has to be in order to be a passenger on the road I traveled. Not many chicks can board a vessel that has titanic, andrea doria and hindenberg all on the same sign. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 08:43 PM (VwHCD)
Yes, I maritime.
Posted by: RI Red
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For those of us that don't live in NY or on the east coast, not as obvious.
But good for you.
Posted by: SMH at June 24, 2021 08:44 PM (Vi7PN)
Anna Puma - ummm ..... yes? Only $138K, leaving the rest of the $3M for the engine, the armament (you don't think I'd touch a 109 that's not ready to rock, do you?), gas, maintenance, ammo, hangar lease, etc. Oh - and flying lessons.
There are so many incredibly cool and worthy things I'd do with vast wealth, vs. what I see it being spent on all the time. Oh well.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 24, 2021 08:44 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 08:43 PM (VwHCD)
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Can confirm.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 24, 2021 08:44 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:44 PM (Lh1XB)
Posted by: Jean at June 24, 2021 08:44 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: RI Red at June 24, 2021 08:45 PM (8Mt/C)
But good for you.
Posted by: S
hiss hiss meow?!?
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 24, 2021 08:45 PM (+LbcH)
"No. They're just kidding. Wear a summer dress."
"Can we bring Aztecs?"
"I don't think so. You could ask..."
"Who's the shot-caller at the, umm, website?"
"A guy named 'Garrett.' But don't tell anyone I told you that."
"Who's he?"
"Just...ask."
Posted by: ZOD at June 24, 2021 08:45 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 08:45 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: R
I'm bringing it, whether or not you want it.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 24, 2021 08:46 PM (+LbcH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2021 08:46 PM (vjCPU)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 24, 2021 08:43 PM (jvt6t)
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I have both of those here!
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:46 PM (Lh1XB)
Posted by: Barryback Blowbama at June 24, 2021 08:46 PM (c+eyU)
535 Correction; I wonder what the first words are that Nancy will *hear* upon entering the afterlife...
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 08:08 PM (L2ZTs)
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Lets see, here you are:
Express elevator to Circle 7.
Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2021 08:46 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 24, 2021 08:43 PM (jvt6t)
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I have both of those here!
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:46 PM (Lh1XB)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 24, 2021 08:47 PM (jvt6t)
May you have zero social distance with a loved warm body. Of any species, except Ono.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2021 08:47 PM (whRlH)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2021 08:47 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 24, 2021 08:43 PM (jvt6t)
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I have both of those here!
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:46 PM (Lh1XB)
Say no to those meaty fingers of death!
Posted by: Draki at June 24, 2021 08:47 PM (Nt0u1)
Joey B might nuke it.
Posted by: RI Red at June 24, 2021 08:48 PM (8Mt/C)
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:46 PM (Lh1XB)
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I will have to pack you a pic-a-nic basket for your dream date dinner.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 24, 2021 08:48 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 24, 2021 08:42 PM (+LbcH)
You know, there is a fort right at the point, just before the Verrazano Bridge, with cannons still pointing out where the East River flows into the Hudson south of Manhattan....such a shame no one was manning those guns as Mr. Potato Head there was sailing within range...opportunity status: missed
Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2021 08:48 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Jean at June 24, 2021 08:48 PM (Xih1H)
699 Weasel, KoQ did some fantastic episodes. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2021 08:45 PM (L2ZTs)
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Sure did.
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:48 PM (Lh1XB)
Joey B might nuke it.
Posted by: R
yeah, whereas obama just buzzed it in af1 with a bunch of friends biden is going in hot with daisy cutters.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 24, 2021 08:49 PM (+LbcH)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2021 08:49 PM (KWfs/)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 24, 2021 08:49 PM (em09h)
Posted by: exdem13 at June 24, 2021 08:49 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2021 08:47 PM (rBtIz)
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'Tis!
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 24, 2021 08:49 PM (wyw4S)
Team Obsolete vintage motorcycle road race sponsor.
Posted by: Only the names of the trolls have been changed at June 24, 2021 08:49 PM (tHcRm)
Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at June 24, 2021 08:49 PM (Lozsj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2021 08:49 PM (vjCPU)
Posted by: Jean at June 24, 2021 08:48 PM
Well, I can't speak for the 'Ettes, but I certainly won't be wearing one.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2021 08:49 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 24, 2021 08:48 PM (wyw4S)
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I might have to sweeten the pot and throw in hotdogs for lunch,
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:50 PM (Lh1XB)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 24, 2021 08:49 PM (em09h)
ADD RITZ CRACKERS
Posted by: ZOD at June 24, 2021 08:50 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Bra less is the precedent, correct
===
I thought "Erin go bra-less" was a reference for a different holiday.
Posted by: exdem13 at June 24, 2021 08:50 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: qdpsteve
The first *sound* will be satan's zipper...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 24, 2021 08:50 PM (c+eyU)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2021 08:49 PM (KWfs/)
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And I'd weigh 600 pounds!
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:51 PM (Lh1XB)
Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2021 08:51 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: B
they should have gotten him in between governors island and battery park
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 24, 2021 08:51 PM (+LbcH)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 24, 2021 08:48 PM (wyw4S
That's gonna be me, bluebell. I'm buying up all the tickets.
I like 9 mm. And lobster salad sandwiches.
Posted by: RI Red at June 24, 2021 08:51 PM (8Mt/C)
Finding the 30mm and 13mm ammo might be a bit ticklish.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2021 08:49 PM (vjCPU)
I know a guy.
Posted by: Bob from NSA at June 24, 2021 08:51 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2021 08:47 PM (rBtIz)
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'Tis!
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 24, 2021 08:49 PM
I certainly hope the apps from the Deplorable Gourmet include Jane's pickled shrimp. The recipe so good it has 3 entries.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2021 08:52 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 24, 2021 08:50 PM (c+eyU)
"I don't care who you are. There's a line."
Posted by: ZOD at June 24, 2021 08:52 PM (xK9An)
I like 9 mm. And lobster salad sandwiches.
Posted by: RI Red at June 24, 2021 08:51 PM (8Mt/C)
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Noted!
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 24, 2021 08:52 PM (wyw4S)
'Tis!
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 24, 2021 08:49 PM (wyw4S)
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Yep! Still some spaces left, people.
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:52 PM (Lh1XB)
Posted by: Only the names of the trolls have been changed at June 24, 2021 08:53 PM (tHcRm)
I certainly hope the apps from the Deplorable Gourmet include Jane's pickled shrimp. The recipe so good it has 3 entries.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2021 08:52 PM (rBtIz)
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That was an alertness test!
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:53 PM (Lh1XB)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2021 08:52 PM (rBtIz)
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That was a test. You passed!
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 24, 2021 08:53 PM (wyw4S)
**
I would build (or buy, I'm not picky) as accurate a reproduction of the Rote Sau as I could.
bonhams.com/auctions/22177/lot/40/
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 24, 2021 08:53 PM (em09h)
Posted by: yoeman is now ungrateful servant at June 24, 2021 08:53 PM (BYNHj)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Bra less is the precedent, correct
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I thought "Erin go bra-less" was a reference for a different holiday.
Posted by: exdem13
I was referring to an organizers established precedent
Posted by: Jean at June 24, 2021 08:54 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:52 PM
Is there a list of attendees that can be shared around to those of us with tix?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2021 08:54 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 24, 2021 08:50 PM (c+eyU)
"I don't care who you are. There's a line."
Posted by: ZOD
Ok, cheap blended whisky out the nose just smarts.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 24, 2021 08:54 PM (c+eyU)
Posted by: Draki at June 24, 2021 08:54 PM (Nt0u1)
Posted by: Mookie at June 24, 2021 08:54 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2021 08:54 PM (KWfs/)
Price of them things sure went up around here.
***
Equipment cost increases. It's because the handles of the squeegees are made of wood.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 24, 2021 08:54 PM (em09h)
Posted by: q
"wtf is this i was told 72 virgins"
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 24, 2021 08:54 PM (+LbcH)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2021 08:54 PM (KWfs/)
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Bidding war!
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:55 PM (Lh1XB)
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2021 08:52 PM (Lh1XB)
I don't know if I registered. If not I'm pretty much a go.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 08:55 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Only the names of the trolls have been changed at June 24, 2021 08:55 PM (tHcRm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2021 08:55 PM (vjCPU)
Posted by: RI Red at June 24, 2021 08:56 PM (8Mt/C)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2021 08:54 PM (rBtIz)
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You'll meet them all that day! We practice omerta up til then.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 24, 2021 08:56 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: R
dude, opsec is a thing
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 24, 2021 08:57 PM (+LbcH)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 24, 2021 08:57 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Jean at June 24, 2021 08:54 PM (Xih1H)
Well, ladies and gentlemen, let us not stand in the way of precedent!!
(general harrumphing)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 24, 2021 08:57 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at June 24, 2021 08:57 PM (Lozsj)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 08:55 PM (VwHCD)
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I don't think you have. Get moving, B!
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 24, 2021 08:57 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 24, 2021 08:57 PM (5HBd1)
Pure protein.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 24, 2021 08:58 PM (jvt6t)
"The bleached blonde with a gleam in her eyes..."
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2021 08:58 PM (vjCPU)
Posted by: SMH at June 24, 2021 08:58 PM (Vi7PN)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2021 08:58 PM (KWfs/)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 24, 2021 08:58 PM (nxdel)
If Weasel and I ever hook up, I will gladly make him my spaghetti. It is not really that fancy, but after doing it a thousand times, you figure out a few things.
But not everyone is into food. To some, food is an event, to others it is fuel so you can get on to the event. I recall the line from Frasier when Martin said, "food is not to die for, your country is to die for, food is for eating"
Posted by: Quint at June 24, 2021 08:58 PM (gJfTA)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 24, 2021 08:58 PM (nxdel
Same
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2021 08:59 PM (4fSQf)
She thought we were weird. Well, she still thinks so, But she understands.
Posted by: RI Red at June 24, 2021 08:59 PM (8Mt/C)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 24, 2021 08:59 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 24, 2021 08:57 PM (wyw4S)
This move got me all screwed up. The last few months have been a blur.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 08:59 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: SMH at June 24, 2021 08:59 PM (Vi7PN)
Posted by: Draki at June 24, 2021 09:00 PM (Nt0u1)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 24, 2021 09:00 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 24, 2021 08:57 PM (5HBd1)
Well damn.
I cant take it anymore.
Opening a can of smoked salmon I've been saving.
With triscuits and beer.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2021 09:00 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2021 09:00 PM (vjCPU)
Posted by: Zettai at June 24, 2021 09:01 PM (3y+5I)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 24, 2021 08:58 PM (nxdel
Same
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2021 08:59 PM (4fSQf)
Sucks. Is it the month of July that is rough? Should we bribe bluebell for another one next year?
Posted by: Draki at June 24, 2021 09:01 PM (Nt0u1)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 08:59 PM (VwHCD)
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I hear you. Believe me. Just don't forget the important things, like the MoMe
.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 24, 2021 09:01 PM (wyw4S)
I am of Belgian extraction.
I have been to Belgium.
I thank God almost every day that great-grandpa got the fuck out of there.
I would much rather be American. Note I did not say, "Belgian-American."
Thank you. On to the ONT.
Posted by: Baron Munchausen at June 24, 2021 09:01 PM (C1NyB)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 24, 2021 09:01 PM (+LbcH)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 24, 2021 08:56 PM
I actually saw a cafe in Naxos called Omerta. Made me chuckle, it did.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2021 09:03 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Quint at June 24, 2021 09:04 PM (gJfTA)
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