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Insurrectionist Cafe: Diva Dog Edition

This mama bear does not like a car -- which probably looks like a large predator to her -- slowing down to look at her smallest cub.


This guy takes the advice of various black comedians of the 80s.

And old one but still good:


Posted by: Ace at 07:36 PM




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1 Sponge!

Posted by: Bete at June 22, 2021 06:36 PM (Ojki1)

2
Duncan McCockner!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 22, 2021 06:36 PM (aXOt3)

3 Podium?

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2021 06:37 PM (Cxk7w)

4
I'll say it slowly (mas despacio) for those of you in Rio Linda --

Dunc-an
Mc
Cock
n
er

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 22, 2021 06:38 PM (aXOt3)

5 With the cub screaming like that. Dudes. Quit saying 'dude' and 'oh my god' and get the fuck out of there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2021 06:38 PM (csEWM)

6 Razorfist about the election backstabbers

https://youtu.be/tlNpqBaInH0

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 22, 2021 06:39 PM (ybIRR)

7 Willowed comment:

> never get out of the boat?

Peter managed to walk on water for a couple of steps. I find it risible when people criticize him for faltering, as if they could take a single surefooted step onto the ocean.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 06:40 PM (YYlyE)

8 Mocking or empathizing??

Posted by: andycanuck at June 22, 2021 06:40 PM (UHVv4)

9 Dogs rule.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 22, 2021 06:40 PM (wAnMi)

10 Good evening, horde!

Posted by: April at June 22, 2021 06:40 PM (OX9vb)

11 Idiots I thought was good but So Much Going On is better

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2021 06:41 PM (Cxk7w)

12 While I appreciate the roundup threads like this, my golly do they ever make commenting a pain in the wangus.

jump - load - jump - load - jump jump ----- load --

Ugh.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2021 06:42 PM (6FeV1)

13 Twitter will be amazing to watch -from afar- when they implement their pay idea, and the "We want free" vs "We will pay cause we make money" turn on each other in a blood bath of screaming wankers who can "afford" to pay vs the people now sick of low rent slackers what want for nothing (missing the Socialism irony in their beliefs in the process).

May they both lose, and the casualties be high.

Posted by: Bete at June 22, 2021 06:43 PM (Ojki1)

14 *bangs side of thread*

Someone get on the roof and adjust the aerial!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2021 06:43 PM (csEWM)

15 I always feel left out because I can't do twiter.

Posted by: Portland! at June 22, 2021 06:43 PM (Tnijr)

16 That guy on the motorcycle shit his drawers more than twice.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 22, 2021 06:43 PM (CO31Z)

17 9 Dogs rule.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 22, 2021 06:40 PM (wAnMi)

I don't know...I have one barking and dragging his toy bucket around the living room, after having scattered all of his toys out of it, because we stopped playing frisbee keep-away with him. He has to entertain himself now, and he'll show us, yes he will!

Posted by: April at June 22, 2021 06:44 PM (OX9vb)

18 At least the doggie knew to lie down next to the concertmaster.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 22, 2021 06:44 PM (WGara)

19 Huh. Off vacation paradise sock.

Posted by: f'd at June 22, 2021 06:44 PM (Tnijr)

20 (+Iv1s) Nuke it.

Posted by: flounder at June 22, 2021 06:45 PM (KnJdm)

21 >>>12 While I appreciate the roundup threads like this, my golly do they ever make commenting a pain in the wangus.

Sorry, I will start just linking them again.

Posted by: ace at June 22, 2021 06:45 PM (0G13K)

22 I've had a sad experience with My Pillow. It takes a couple of weeks for them to ship your order. It goes out by Fed Ex. Mine made it to the Fed Ex center to ship and hasn't been seen since. No idea if I'll ever get them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 22, 2021 06:45 PM (5HBd1)

23 Doggeh got the best seat in the house!

Posted by: I change my nic every post at June 22, 2021 06:46 PM (aAP3z)

24 I could have been first loser, but I read and watched the content.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 06:46 PM (yQpMk)

25 Good doggie. Didn't doogie on the stage.

Posted by: wth at June 22, 2021 06:46 PM (v0R5T)

26 Add another day to the number of days since the last bat appearance on The Cafe counter.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2021 06:46 PM (DMUuz)

27 My grandparents (and this was one of the many things I loved about my Grandparent's house- which I have mentioned before) had an aerial on top of a tower (looked kind of like a radio tower.) Maybe 2-3 times the height of the house (maybe 50 feet up? I dunno.) It had a wheel that could be turned to point the aerial where you wanted it to be.

I often wonder about pappaw being outside with the windows open yelling in to Mammaw in the living room 'Mary! Is the picture clear now?!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2021 06:46 PM (csEWM)

28 That cop nope-ing out is hilarious. I think that might be a fox scream. They are pretty well known for their ability to emit demonic screeches when they're in heat.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 06:46 PM (YYlyE)

29 The doggie having having a seat at the symphony was cute. Hope it got lots of treats that night.

Posted by: Tuna at June 22, 2021 06:46 PM (gLRfa)

30 "No idea if I'll ever get them.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward "


Now they are MY Pillows

Posted by: Guy at the FedEx depot at June 22, 2021 06:47 PM (Tnijr)

31 Idiots I thought was good but So Much Going On is better
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2021 06:41 PM (Cxk7w)


It needed Yaketty Sax.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 06:47 PM (yQpMk)

32 No ace, keep doing what you are doing. I'd wager fewer would follow the links if you did that and miss out on some uplifting, heartwarming shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2021 06:47 PM (csEWM)

33 The fuck yeah America guys have to quit dressing like Antifags. Took me a second to figure out who the bad guys were.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 22, 2021 06:48 PM (2DOZq)

34 Okay people smashing their faces into doors made me happy

BOOyah

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 22, 2021 06:48 PM (iTXRQ)

35 When the weird, long-load happens for a bunch of YT links, I use the Ctrl-f to go to the last comment number I just read plus one (so 24 Doggeh ... in the house! +1 = 25) and it goes to number right away bypassing the odd loading thing.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 22, 2021 06:48 PM (UHVv4)

36 fox scream. They are pretty well known for their ability to emit demonic screeches when they're in heat.

USED TO DATE HER!!

try the veal

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at June 22, 2021 06:49 PM (BPgMi)

37 >Peter managed to walk on water for a couple of steps. I find it risible when people criticize him for faltering, as if they could take a single surefooted step onto the ocean.


calm down, I was just having fun with a line from Apocalypse Now

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 22, 2021 06:49 PM (iTXRQ)

38 If that doggeh was a stray I hope somebody took him home.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 22, 2021 06:49 PM (GKopu)

39 I worked a wedding reception the other night where two different guests brought their dogs.

Dogs growled at each other, made a commotion.

Uncomfortable.

I don't really like the idea of taking your dog every where you go.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 22, 2021 06:49 PM (7PXIm)

40 That cop nope-ing out is hilarious. I think that might be a fox scream. They are pretty well known for their ability to emit demonic screeches when they're in heat.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 06:46 PM (YYlyE)

Yup...that's what it sounded like to me.

First time you hear it you think someone is getting murdered.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 22, 2021 06:50 PM (R/m4+)

41 I'll say it slowly (mas despacio) for those of you in Rio Linda --

Dunc-an
Mc
Cock
n
er

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 22, 2021 06:38 PM

Tha thu nad ghille math.

Posted by: Angus McAngusface at June 22, 2021 06:50 PM (DMUuz)

42 36 Okay people smashing their faces into doors made me happy

BOOyah
Posted by: DB- just DB

I felt like a bad person for watching it three times and laughing still.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2021 06:50 PM (dQOwJ)

43 Good doggie. Didn't doogie on the stage.
Posted by: wth at June 22, 2021 06:46 PM (v0R5T)

When he did the spin to lay down I thought he was doing the I'm going to piss spin.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 22, 2021 06:50 PM (2DOZq)

44 > Took me a second to figure out who the bad guys were.


yeah, everybody's wearing black

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 22, 2021 06:50 PM (iTXRQ)

45 Hadrian! Is that Delilah enjoying some fine music?

Posted by: Bosk at June 22, 2021 06:51 PM (FgPjD)

46 Night vision scope makes bats a penny arcade.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 06:51 PM (qWWAV)

47 Shakespearean insulter...
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html

Posted by: andycanuck at June 22, 2021 06:52 PM (UHVv4)

48 153 employees of a Houston hospital have resigned or been fired after refusing to get the Covid-19 shot.

https://bit.ly/2TWKmei

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 06:52 PM (YYlyE)

49 When he did the spin to lay down I thought he was doing the I'm going to piss spin.
Posted by: Just a side note

Same. Instead I like to think he just picked his new owner.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 22, 2021 06:52 PM (OssQ4)

50 Hiya Ben had!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2021 06:52 PM (dQOwJ)

51 I've had a sad experience with My Pillow. It takes a couple of weeks for them to ship your order. It goes out by Fed Ex. Mine made it to the Fed Ex center to ship and hasn't been seen since. No idea if I'll ever get them.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward

You must've ordered a Somebody Else's Pillow !

Posted by: JT at June 22, 2021 06:53 PM (arJlL)

52 Jeremy Clarkson is a smart guy who knows more about the world than just cars.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 22, 2021 06:53 PM (W+kMI)

53 I don't really like the idea of taking your dog every where you go.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

THIS. Creepy in the produce section.

Posted by: Infidel at June 22, 2021 06:54 PM (dYrVA)

54 153 employees of a Houston hospital have resigned or been fired after refusing to get the Covid-19 shot.

https://bit.ly/2TWKmei
Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 06:52 PM (YYlyE

Memorial Herman down the street from me so I don't have to go to Methodist where apparently they are going to have a staffing shortage.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 22, 2021 06:55 PM (2DOZq)

55 nurse, You are sunshine on a cloudy day. PNW is going to be well represented in TX.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 06:55 PM (qWWAV)

56 Twitter is a place for vapid vicious self-centered pricks to strut their chromosomally deficient feathers as if they are the sole source of light in the universe.

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2021 06:55 PM (Sq5xa)

57 That looks like my dog but she's not a music lover

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 22, 2021 06:55 PM (cSyAR)

58 You must've ordered a Somebody Else's Pillow !
Posted by: JT at June 22, 2021 06:53 PM (arJlL)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2021 06:55 PM (csEWM)

59 I don't really like the idea of taking your dog every where you go.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

THIS. Creepy in the produce section.

Posted by: Infidel at June 22, 2021 06:54 PM (dYrVA)

How else are you supposed to be able tell what goes with them?

Posted by: Barry Ofuckstick at June 22, 2021 06:56 PM (Sq5xa)

60 Even a good boy is willing to take in some classical music.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 22, 2021 06:56 PM (W+kMI)

61 It's neat you can take dogs lots of places, but one shouldn't take it to far.

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2021 06:56 PM (Cxk7w)

62 > Okay people smashing their faces into doors made me happy

I slammed into a door at a pretty good speed once. It was one of those doors that swing open automatically, stay open for several seconds, then close on their own.

Someone ahead of me opened it. I observed this and then stopped paying attention while walking toward the open door. I didn't see it closing. I slammed into the edge with my collarbone and chest. I thought I broke my collarbone.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 06:56 PM (YYlyE)

63 Re: dog at symphony

I thought the dog was gonna howl alongside the string section

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 22, 2021 06:57 PM (iTXRQ)

64 Those face smashers are hilarious. A place I worked at had a security gate with a guard. You waved your badge at the guard and you walked through. When there was no guard, like on the weekends they set up a video camera to one remote guard and you waved or badge on camera and they released a mag lock and the door opened and you walked through.

Well, they decided to change the system to badges with chips and the gate was now a turnstile. On the first day the settings were wonky and sometimes the steel bars of the gate would suddenly stop halfway through. A saw a coworker that day and he had a big forehead bruise from it and the next day they had foam pads wrapped around the bars.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 22, 2021 06:57 PM (FZS4E)

65 If that dog was a beagle he would have broke in to song.

Posted by: the cat at June 22, 2021 06:58 PM (aAP3z)

66 Posted by: andycanuck at June 22, 2021 06:48 PM (UHVv4)

Reading this place sometimes is like searching for the Treasure of the Sierra Madre.

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2021 06:58 PM (Sq5xa)

67 My dogs stay home. I did have a special pup that I took to mickey D's for a sausage biscuit.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 06:58 PM (qWWAV)

68 "It's neat you can take dogs lots of places, but one shouldn't take it to far."

Looked like a stray pup to me though he certainly didn't look like he lacked for meals.

Posted by: Tuna at June 22, 2021 06:59 PM (gLRfa)

69 While I appreciate the roundup threads like this, my golly do they ever make commenting a pain in the wangus.

----------
Turn off javascript when loading a new thread. After it loads, turn it back on and all the vids will load. Works with Pale Moon.

Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2021 06:59 PM (+ya+t)

70 Rabbi, Catholic priest and Baptist preacher are out fishing in a boat. Priest says, "Oh, drat. I left my tackle box in the car." He hops out of the boat, walks across the water, and comes back with his gear. Rabbi says "Oy, I forgot my sunscreen!" Jumps out of the boat, walks across the water, comes back with the sunscreen.

Preacher has been watching this open-mouthed. He can't let the competition show him up, so he says "Rats, I forgot my phone." Jumps out of the boat, sinks instantly.

Rabbi looks at the priest. "Maybe we should have told him where the rocks were."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 22, 2021 06:59 PM (Uimse)

71 ..., Thank You.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 07:00 PM (qWWAV)

72 Ok, Ben Had.

She's been thoroughly smooched and noogie'd... Made sure to tell her and her mom that it was an express delivery from you in TX.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 22, 2021 07:00 PM (Zhwz2)

73 One particularly happy day as a child I was visiting relatives and galloping in for supper. I remember vividly that I was *smiling*.

And ran straight into the glass patio door.

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2021 07:01 PM (Sq5xa)

74 My sister had a cat that liked listening to the blues. Her tail would sway with the beat.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 22, 2021 07:01 PM (QFVV9)

75 Thank You.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 07:00 PM (qWWAV)

You're welcome. Getting there but it's gonna take a little effort.

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2021 07:02 PM (Sq5xa)

76 Sorry, no. Unless you're blind or something, you don't bring your dog to a wedding reception.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 22, 2021 07:02 PM (Uimse)

77 YD, oh shit, that brought a tear of joy.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 07:02 PM (qWWAV)

78 Anyone watch ESPN today to see if, to celebrate today's historic news, Max Kellerman and Stephen A. Smith tongue-shoved cake down each other's throat a la Michael Sam boyfriend when he was drafted? If they didn't, that means they are homophobic and should be immediately fired.

Posted by: Mookie at June 22, 2021 07:03 PM (u+Y3T)

79 I had really bad depth perception when I first got glasses in grade school and would run into brick walls, breaking my expensive damned glasses.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 22, 2021 07:04 PM (FZS4E)

80 One of our cats caught a fly and ate it. Yuk.

Posted by: f'd at June 22, 2021 07:04 PM (Tnijr)

81 Reading this place sometimes is like searching for the Treasure of the Sierra Madre.
Posted by: ... at June 22, 2021 06:58 PM (Sq5xa)I know, and all the good comments come in batches, and I'm all WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING . . .
OK, never mind

Posted by: Kindltot at June 22, 2021 07:04 PM (ySM85)

82 That guy on the motorcycle shit his drawers more than twice.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 22, 2021 06:43 PM (CO31Z)

Dude on a crotch rocket passed me and the ton truck in front of me right before an intersection in a shallow curve. Thing is, the ton truck was making a left hand turn and motorcycle guy almost cashed in his chips. To this day, it still amazes me that he made it.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at June 22, 2021 07:04 PM (R5lpX)

83 Sorry, no. Unless you're blind or something, you don't bring your dog to a wedding reception


In the extremely unlikely event I ever get married, my dog(s) will be part of the wedding and the reception.

Posted by: Mookie at June 22, 2021 07:04 PM (u+Y3T)

84 I've seen the at replay video with the Black deputy before. It always cracks me up, when he hears the scream and immediately goes to "Nope!! Not my problem tonight." Not against him, either; if I'd been out there in the middle of the night and heard that....sound....I'd have noped myself out of there too.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 22, 2021 07:05 PM (W+kMI)

85 Reading this place sometimes is like searching for the Treasure of the Sierra Madre.
Posted by: ... at June 22, 2021 06:58 PM (Sq5xa)

I know, and all the good comments come in batches, and I'm all WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING . . .
OK, never mind

Posted by: Kindltot at June 22, 2021 07:05 PM (ySM85)

86 Guy who invented butterfly stickers for sliding screen doors had to make a ton of dough.

Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2021 07:06 PM (+ya+t)

87 Kindltot, all is well?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 07:06 PM (qWWAV)

88 Bride and groom can bring anything they want, but guests should leave the animals at home. Yep

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 22, 2021 07:06 PM (Uimse)

89 78 Sorry, no. Unless you're blind or something, you don't bring your dog to a wedding reception.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 22, 2021 07:02 PM (Uimse)

Not even a St Bernard with Brandy?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2021 07:07 PM (csEWM)

90 And ran straight into the glass patio door.
Posted by: ... at June 22, 2021 07:01 PM

Exact same story here. Nana got a yellow warning sign with a suction cup and it stayed there until the Grandparents passed. Dang near knocked me out.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 22, 2021 07:07 PM (OssQ4)

91 Get out of the damn cities.

https://bit.ly/3zPni1F

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 07:07 PM (YYlyE)

92 Guy who invented butterfly stickers for sliding screen doors had to make a ton of dough.

___

This is a thing?

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 07:07 PM (Vi7PN)

93 In the extremely unlikely event I ever get married, my dog(s) will be part of the wedding and the reception.
Posted by: Mookie at June 22, 2021 07:04 PM (u+Y3T)

As long as it's not part of the... Damn. Even I can't go there.


*shows self out*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2021 07:08 PM (csEWM)

94 "It's neat you can take dogs lots of places, but one shouldn't take it to far."
It's an iron law of humanity that if a small exception is made, some jerk will take it too far. That's now we ended up with comfort peacocks on airplanes.

Posted by: pep at June 22, 2021 07:09 PM (v16oJ)

95 Good friends of the blog's son got married recently. Bride did pictures sidesaddle on a World Champion horse and their Lab was the ring bearer.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 07:09 PM (qWWAV)

96 A day without Steve Inman is like a day without sunshine.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 22, 2021 07:09 PM (HaL55)

97 This is a thing?
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Never saw anyone walk into a closed screen or glass door?

Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2021 07:09 PM (+ya+t)

98 75 One particularly happy day as a child I was visiting relatives and galloping in for supper. I remember vividly that I was *smiling*.

And ran straight into the glass patio door.
Posted by: ... at June 22, 2021 07:01 PM (Sq5xa)

I did it one night watching Skylab pass overhead with my brother. He got bored, went inside and closed the sliding door without me knowing it. Still have the scars on my arms from the glass cuts.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 22, 2021 07:10 PM (MZ2IA)

99 Sorry, no. Unless you're blind or something, you don't bring your dog to a wedding reception.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 22, 2021 07:02 PM (Uimse)

Not even a St Bernard with Brandy?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

if there's a YUGE dance floor and you need rescuin'

Posted by: JT at June 22, 2021 07:10 PM (arJlL)

100 Maybe we could band together and take over Antelope OR again. If it worked for the Rajneeshis, it would work for the Horde.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 22, 2021 07:10 PM (5HBd1)

101 "Never saw anyone walk into a closed screen or glass door?"

I've done it. It's embarrassing and it hurts!

Posted by: Tuna at June 22, 2021 07:11 PM (gLRfa)

102 "comfort peacocks on airplanes."


Sounds like a line from the porno version of 'Airplane'. Can I show you my comfort peacock?

Posted by: Mookie at June 22, 2021 07:11 PM (u+Y3T)

103 In the extremely unlikely event I ever get married, my dog(s) will be part of the wedding and the reception.
Posted by: Mookie at June 22, 2021 07:04 PM (u+Y3T)

I know, and the dinner, right?

Posted by: Kindltot - who's fiancee is Korean at June 22, 2021 07:11 PM (ySM85)

104 *waves to Backward Boy* Oct is right around the corner.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 07:11 PM (qWWAV)

105 > Not even a St Bernard with Brandy?

I saw that video listed on Pornhub, but it's not my thing. Brandy looked pretty hot though.


Not really wedding reception material, IMO.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 22, 2021 07:12 PM (Uimse)

106 And Symphony Doggeh proves that music hath charms to soothe the savage breast. And beast, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 22, 2021 07:12 PM (HaL55)

107 Get out of the damn cities.
Yeah, imaginary nanoaggressions are the problem.

Posted by: pep at June 22, 2021 07:12 PM (v16oJ)

108 99 This is a thing?
-----------
Never saw anyone walk into a closed screen or glass door?
Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2021 07:09 PM (+ya+t)

Ajax has destroyed... three screen doors in his life. All going out onto the balcony. Two, he tore through as if they were not there. The third was brand new (since he had just destroyed the one before) and this one he bent the frame so badly, I just took it down.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2021 07:13 PM (csEWM)

109 Kindltot, all is well?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 07:06 PM (qWWAV)

She is arguing that I drive her home because she has some things she had promised to do, but she is flat on her back on the sofa like she has been all day.

No fever, just weak.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 22, 2021 07:15 PM (ySM85)

110 *waves to Backward Boy* Oct is right around the corner.

I cannot wait, Ben Had. It'll be here before we know it. Email me if you have more particulars to discuss. And thanks to all the Hordelings for making this happen. You guys don't know how much it means to me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 22, 2021 07:15 PM (HaL55)

111 I also ran into a light pole at top speed. I took the brunt of the impact. Don't worry the pole was fine.

Oh, and a wall. It had wallpaper on it, so that helped.

And a surprisingly sharp decorative doorknob that had just been slammed by my brother while chasing him.

This all may explain a few things about me for those who have ever wondered. It may also raise more questions than it answers.

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2021 07:15 PM (Sq5xa)

112 Not a big fan of dogs in hotels. Bad enough thinking about what humans do in the beds, let alone animals too.

Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2021 07:16 PM (+ya+t)

113 93 Get out of the damn cities.

https://bit.ly/3zPni1F
======
Well damn, that situation went from fists to cars to Glocks REALLY fast! Broad daylight too, so tell me Leftard Urbanites why us suburbanites and sub-rural-ites can't have guns for self-defense again?

Posted by: exdem13 at June 22, 2021 07:16 PM (W+kMI)

114 Yeah, imaginary nanoaggressions are the problem.


Posted by: pep at June 22, 2021 07:12 PM (v16oJ)

if that means get out of the damn cities, I agree.

Posted by: Quint at June 22, 2021 07:17 PM (gJfTA)

115 I did it one night watching Skylab pass overhead with my brother. He got bored, went inside and closed the sliding door without me knowing it. Still have the scars on my arms from the glass cuts.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 22, 2021 07:10 PM (MZ2IA)

Watching Skylab paints a funny picture but that's awful.

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2021 07:18 PM (Sq5xa)

116 Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 22, 2021 07:15 PM (HaL55)

It'll be nice to meet you in person, BackwardsBoy!

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 22, 2021 07:18 PM (GKopu)

117 I've run into a couple of sliding glass doors. Had to cut myself off at a gig because of that once.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 22, 2021 07:19 PM (HaL55)

118 As much as I am waiting for the TXMoMe, don't wish the summer away! It just started up here in NH for goodness sakes.
I mean, we hardly even had Black Fly Season.

Posted by: RI Red at June 22, 2021 07:19 PM (8Mt/C)

119 Kindltot, been praying for her. Hope she's up and good as new soon.

Posted by: April at June 22, 2021 07:20 PM (OX9vb)

120 Backwards Boy, It is our pleasure!

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 07:20 PM (qWWAV)

121 >>> https://bit.ly/3zPni1F
Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 07:07 PM (YYlyE)


I'm sure that full auto sound comes from a weapon purchased via a gun show loophole or online and delivered by the UPS. We must have more laws.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 22, 2021 07:20 PM (FZS4E)

122 Peter managed to walk on water for a couple of steps. I find it risible when people criticize him for faltering, as if they could take a single surefooted step onto the ocean.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 06:40 PM (YYlyE)

If I was with Jesus Christ I'd be tap dancing on the ocean.

Posted by: clutch at June 22, 2021 07:20 PM (9VhJu)

123 The crashing into glass video just reminded me of a near disaster back in the day.

Back when I was in high school, a few of us got together for a night of poker and swimming at a friends house. The poker ended late, many beers were consumed, and teenagers being teenagers things got a little rowdy.

How the chase through the house started is unclear but the upshot was that one poor kid thought the sliding glass doors to the pool were open...and they weren't.

Blood everywhere, hundreds of stiches - top to bottom. I'm surprised the kids parents didn't sue the family who owned the house.

Posted by: Legal Disclaimer Dude at June 22, 2021 07:20 PM (BgMrQ)

124 I worked a wedding reception the other night where two different guests brought their dogs.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Where was the (at least one) mother that got her "Oh no you dinent!!" going on?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2021 07:20 PM (Rvt88)

125 /off legal beagle sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 22, 2021 07:21 PM (BgMrQ)

126 It'll be nice to meet you in person, BackwardsBoy!

As it will to meet you as well. You will have bacon, won't you? Please tell me you'll have bacon. Lie if you have to.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 22, 2021 07:21 PM (HaL55)

127 I had an old biker friend that was riding his Harley with his wife on back. Came up on two trucks passing each other on a two lane highway. He managed to lay the bike down and slide under the trailer. They were battered but nothing critical. But they never really rode again. For awhile, he would go out in the shed and just sit on the Harley. Finally sold it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 22, 2021 07:22 PM (5HBd1)

128 I know it's NYC and thus very few people care but, they are saying it's going to be weeks before they know who won the races.

We no longer have voting day but voting quarters.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 22, 2021 07:22 PM (Siz82)

129 She is arguing that I drive her home because she has some things she had promised to do, but she is flat on her back on the sofa like she has been all day.

No fever, just weak.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 22, 2021 07:15 PM (ySM85)

She needs to rest!

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 22, 2021 07:22 PM (GKopu)

130 Well that's nice. the receptionist that has been with the firm thinks they won't be open thru the lease period in April 22. 4 yrs short of my retirement age. Fk. I was thinking 2 years.

Posted by: Infidel at June 22, 2021 07:23 PM (dYrVA)

131 As it will to meet you as well. You will have bacon, won't you? Please tell me you'll have bacon. Lie if you have to.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 22, 2021 07:21 PM (HaL55)

Well I don't know if I personally will have the bacon. But there will be bacon.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 22, 2021 07:23 PM (GKopu)

132 "If I was with Jesus Christ I'd be tap dancing on the ocean."

I tell you, Peter, before the rooster crows you will deny me three times.

Posted by: Mookie at June 22, 2021 07:24 PM (u+Y3T)

133 Backwards Boy, there is BACON. It is a MoMe rite.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 07:24 PM (qWWAV)

134 Jordan -

You have mail !

Posted by: JT at June 22, 2021 07:24 PM (arJlL)

135 Broad daylight too, so tell me Leftard Urbanites why us suburbanites and sub-rural-ites can't have guns for self-defense again?

Posted by: exdem13 at June 22, 2021 07:16 PM (W+kMI)

And not even the unregistered full-auto kind like heard in the video.

Posted by: flounder at June 22, 2021 07:24 PM (KnJdm)

136 Well that's nice. the receptionist that has been with the firm thinks they won't be open thru the lease period in April 22. 4 yrs short of my retirement age. Fk. I was thinking 2 years.
Posted by: Infidel at June 22, 2021 07:23 PM (dYrVA)

Oh damn, Infidel.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 22, 2021 07:24 PM (GKopu)

137 You have mail !
Posted by: JT at June 22, 2021 07:24 PM (arJlL)

Thanks JT!

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 22, 2021 07:26 PM (GKopu)

138 Mmmm, bacon....
Picked up some bacon jerky at the grocery store the other day. Did not know that was an thing until last year.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 22, 2021 07:28 PM (HaL55)

139 It's not really even always the dogs themselves that bother me.

I like dogs.

It's just sorta the mental pathology of it all. Does your dog really enjoy sitting underneath the table at a strange venue with a d.j. or a band cranking out tunes more so than it might enjoy running around it's own yard at the house chasing squirrels with it's canine siblings?

I don't know. I think taking your dog everywhere compulsively is a bit like having pink hair. A lot of people just want attention.

I mean take your dog to the lake or the park or for a ride to get a biscuit, that's fine. But grocery shopping? Or Friday night to the bar? Just leave Fido at home and enjoy other humans for a while.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 22, 2021 07:28 PM (7PXIm)

140 I mean, we hardly even had Black Fly Season.
Posted by: RI Red at June 22, 2021 07:19 PM (8Mt/C)
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Condolences, man.

Posted by: Weasel at June 22, 2021 07:28 PM (MVjcR)

141 Weasel!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 07:30 PM (qWWAV)

142 I mean, we hardly even had Black Fly Season.
Posted by: RI Red

*Ahem*

Fly of Color Season, please.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2021 07:30 PM (Rvt88)

143 113 93 Get out of the damn cities.

https://bit.ly/3zPni1F
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Well damn, that situation went from fists to cars to Glocks REALLY fast! Broad daylight too, so tell me Leftard Urbanites why us suburbanites and sub-rural-ites can't have guns for self-defense again?
Posted by: exdem13

Nobody in our country should be forced to live along side people that continuously act and behave like this.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 22, 2021 07:31 PM (LhZkB)

144 I mean take your dog to the lake or the park or for a
ride to get a biscuit, that's fine. But grocery shopping? Or Friday
night to the bar? Just leave Fido at home and enjoy other humans for a
while.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 22, 2021 07:28 PM (7PXIm)

Social crutch?

Posted by: flounder at June 22, 2021 07:31 PM (KnJdm)

145 Am in Engelwood OH, en route to VA.

Beat. Lot of driving from Kansas.

The states got smaller, the trees got bigger, the sky got smaller, the drivers, OK, that's a wash. There are some YOLO drivers out there. Came closest to death in Kansas City, Mo and near Lee Summit, Mo on I-70.

Fear of COVID-19 Wuhan seems to be much stronger, the more east I go.
I saw masks on drivers alone in their cars.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2021 07:32 PM (g4ZY6)

146 And not even the unregistered full-auto kind like heard in the video.
Posted by: flounder at June 22, 2021 07:24 PM (KnJdm)

You can have one too! Just spend around $25,000.00 for your NFA full auto item, have it transferred from an NFA dealer to your NFA dealer, do the paper work including two sets of passports photos, two sets of hard copy fingerprints and mail it in to us with your tax stamp payment and your all set.

If all goes well, you can pick up your NFA item in a year or two.

Remember, we are not here to infringe on your 2nd Amendment rights. Your welcome!

Posted by: David Chipman, ATF Director and Anti-Gun Nut at June 22, 2021 07:33 PM (R/m4+)

147 If the lowlife Republican Judas' go along and vote for the Manchin Democrat Voter Fraud Bill, I will work to unseat every one of them and find their opponents.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2021 07:33 PM (dhhKu)

148 Sorry, I will start just linking them again.
Posted by: ace
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He doesn't speak for all of us. I LIKE the way you do it.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2021 07:34 PM (5p7BC)

149 NaCly, safe travels.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 07:34 PM (qWWAV)

150 141 Weasel!!!
Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 07:30 PM (qWWAV)
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Howdy, BH!

Posted by: Weasel at June 22, 2021 07:34 PM (MVjcR)

151 Receptionist I forgot to mention has been there over 30 years.

Posted by: Infidel at June 22, 2021 07:35 PM (dYrVA)

152 our local hardware is dog friendly and my bichons love riding around in the cart while I by shit I don't need

oh, wait

Posted by: REDACTED at June 22, 2021 07:35 PM (8o8kf)

153 Social crutch?

Posted by: flounder at June 22, 2021 07:31 PM (KnJdm)

.....

I think so, sometimes.

Also just a way of defying cultural norms to feel like you've got special privileges.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 22, 2021 07:35 PM (7PXIm)

154 Salty,

I have fond memories of a Kansas toll road to Kansas City, KS one trip. It's nice sometimes to just get out and drive.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 22, 2021 07:35 PM (5HBd1)

155 Sorry, I will start just linking them again.
Posted by: ace
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He doesn't speak for all of us. I LIKE the way you do it.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

YEAH !

Posted by: JT at June 22, 2021 07:35 PM (arJlL)

156 *buy

Posted by: REDACTED at June 22, 2021 07:36 PM (8o8kf)

157 147 If the lowlife Republican Judas' go along and vote for the Manchin Democrat Voter Fraud Bill, I will work to unseat every one of them and find their opponents.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2021 07:33 PM (dhhKu)
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Make a list and I'll help you.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 07:36 PM (jg5Rp)

158 Also just a way of defying cultural norms to feel like you've got special privileges.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 22, 2021 07:35 PM (7PXIm)

That's probably part of it for some. Although I realize that for some, their pet is a huge part of their lives. There is a time and place, as you note.

Posted by: flounder at June 22, 2021 07:37 PM (KnJdm)

159 As much as I am waiting for the TXMoMe, don't wish the summer away! It just started up here in NH for goodness sakes.
I mean, we hardly even had Black Fly Season.
Posted by: RI Red at June 22, 2021 07:19 PM (8Mt/C)

Sorry, Red, but I want the whole year to be gone. December 31 is my last day of work.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2021 07:37 PM (2JVJo)

160 Weasel, what is the cigar of choice tonight?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 07:38 PM (qWWAV)

161 157 147 If the lowlife Republican Judas' go along and vote for the Manchin Democrat Voter Fraud Bill, I will work to unseat every one of them and find their opponents.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2021 07:33 PM (dhhKu)
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the rumor that people in WV are morons must be true due to the fact that they keep falling for Manchin's bullshit

Posted by: REDACTED at June 22, 2021 07:38 PM (8o8kf)

162 118 As much as I am waiting for the TXMoMe, don't wish the summer away! It just started up here in NH for goodness sakes.
I mean, we hardly even had Black Fly Season.
Posted by: RI Red at June 22, 2021 07:19 PM (8Mt/C)

I just told wifey I don't care how cold is it, we're not starting the wood stove. She is sitting on the couch all wrapped up in blankets and while I do agree the the indoor air temperature might be a little below optimum for serving wine, but we're not starting the fire.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 22, 2021 07:39 PM (MZ2IA)

163 C)

Sorry, Red, but I want the whole year to be gone. December 31 is my last day of work.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2021 07:37 PM (2JVJo)
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This is the year of things breaking.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 07:39 PM (jg5Rp)

164 Sorry, Red, but I want the whole year to be gone
___

This^

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 07:39 PM (Vi7PN)

165 For good or for bad.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 07:40 PM (jg5Rp)

166 50 153 employees of a Houston hospital have resigned or been fired after refusing to get the Covid-19 shot.

https://bit.ly/2TWKmei
Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 06:52 PM

Don't know if anyone else has mentioned this, but the state of NC is holding a $1 million lottery to encourage more people to get vaccinated. The drawing is in a couple of days. What a waste of taxpayer dollars. And also unfair to all those who already got the vaccine.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 22, 2021 07:40 PM (qe5CM)

167 Sorry, Red, but I want the whole year to be gone. December 31 is my last day of work.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

What kinda work do ya do ?

Posted by: JT at June 22, 2021 07:40 PM (arJlL)

168 This is the year of things breaking.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Good thing that voting will solve everything.

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 07:40 PM (Vi7PN)

169 A pet tortoise Bon walking in the mega city Tokyo, Japan
youtube.com/watch?v=Hx6ykRPn1mw

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at June 22, 2021 07:40 PM (FBrfY)

170 160 Weasel, what is the cigar of choice tonight?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 07:38 PM (qWWAV)
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Nothing special, a Nicaraguan maduro that I get in bundles. Thanks for asking!

Posted by: Weasel at June 22, 2021 07:41 PM (MVjcR)

171 Hiya Moonbeam !

Posted by: JT at June 22, 2021 07:41 PM (arJlL)

172 ------------

the rumor that people in WV are morons must be true due to the fact that they keep falling for Manchin's bullshit
Posted by: REDACTED at June 22, 2021 07:38 PM (8o8kf)
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They had an opportunity to replace him with a decent Republican but he made an ad featuring him and a shotgun.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 07:42 PM (jg5Rp)

173 He doesn't speak for all of us. I LIKE the way you do it.
Posted by: Dave in Fla


That sounds kinda ghey.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2021 07:42 PM (dQOwJ)

174 That's probably part of it for some. Although I realize that for some, their pet is a huge part of their lives. There is a time and place, as you note.

Posted by: flounder at June 22, 2021 07:37 PM (KnJdm)

.....

Yeah, don't get me wrong, I'm not Karen about it. Just an observation.

I will also say, as a bartender that makes visits to tables of people I don't know, multiple times a night, often in a hurry, it matters what kind of dog you have.

If you've got a tiny ankle biter or a super chill old lab or golden that wags it's tail and pants, no worries. But when I walk up to a table with a Belgian Malinois or a pit bull, that are both stone faced and sizing me up, yeah, it makes me f*cking nervous.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 22, 2021 07:42 PM (7PXIm)

175 I just told wifey I don't care how cold is it, we're not starting the wood stove. She is sitting on the couch all wrapped up in blankets and while I do agree the the indoor air temperature might be a little below optimum for serving wine, but we're not starting the fire.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 22, 2021 07:39 PM (MZ2IA)

my stoves are clean and the flues swept. I'm not starting then up until Oct.

Posted by: REDACTED at June 22, 2021 07:42 PM (8o8kf)

176 147 If the lowlife Republican Judas' go along and vote for the Manchin Democrat Voter Fraud Bill, I will work to unseat every one of them and find their opponents.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2021 07:33 PM

Is there another one? I thought the bill was defeated in the Senate?

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 22, 2021 07:43 PM (qe5CM)

177 I'm just waiting for Oct to hug all of you and eat and drink and laugh until you cry.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 07:43 PM (qWWAV)

178 Ben Had

㊆. Good evening ㊆

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2021 07:43 PM (g4ZY6)

179 That sounds kinda ghey.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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I seem to have a knack for "phrasing" statements.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2021 07:43 PM (5p7BC)

180 Moonbeam, same in CO and my county. It's absolutely pathetic.

Posted by: Infidel at June 22, 2021 07:43 PM (dYrVA)

181 & #12934

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2021 07:43 PM (g4ZY6)

182 ___

Good thing that voting will solve everything.
Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 07:40 PM (Vi7PN)
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That's next year.
But you're correct. Republicans will take back the House and the Senate.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 07:43 PM (jg5Rp)

183 Ahoy. I love taking my dog places, he so handsome people always comment.

I do not love taking my dog places because he's so nervous he makes a german spectacle of himself.

Posted by: Funsize at June 22, 2021 07:43 PM (EiPf6)

184 Ben Had,

I look forward to seeing you again too.

That said, other than that, this year can DIAF.

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 07:44 PM (Vi7PN)

185 A pet tortoise Bon walking in the mega city Tokyo, Japan

youtube.com/watch?v=Hx6ykRPn1mw

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at June 22, 2021 07:40 PM (FBrfY)

OK, he can take that to the grocery store. Just no writing checks in front of me in the line.

Posted by: flounder at June 22, 2021 07:44 PM (KnJdm)

186
I know it's NYC and thus very few people care but, they are saying it's going to be weeks before they know who won the races.

We no longer have voting day but voting quarters.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

I suppose that's because of the Jim Crow laws in NYC.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2021 07:44 PM (63Dwl)

187 Hunh. My symbols do not translate to a brown liquid in a shot glass.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2021 07:44 PM (g4ZY6)

188 Weasel, If you could smoke Maduro a million Venezuelans would cry out in relief.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 07:44 PM (qWWAV)

189 What a great run of videos today. That motorcycle slicing thru was insane. Luckiest guy on the planet.

Posted by: t-bird at June 22, 2021 07:45 PM (WLHrn)

190 Republicans will take back the House and the Senate.
___

So?

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 07:45 PM (Vi7PN)

191 I think so, sometimes.


Also just a way of defying cultural norms to feel like you've got special privileges.Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 22, 2021 07:35 PM (7PXIm)

these are also the people who would ditch their masks in a second if they thought that only special people don't wear masks

Posted by: Kindltot - who's fiancee is Korean at June 22, 2021 07:45 PM (ySM85)

192 I thought the Manchin ad was him with a rifle shooting the ObamaCare bill. Or maybe it was supposed to be a gun control bill? Whatever it was, the rubes loved it.

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2021 07:45 PM (Sq5xa)

193 I do not love taking my dog places because he's so nervous he makes a german spectacle of himself.
Posted by: Funsize

He wants to take over France ?

Posted by: JT at June 22, 2021 07:45 PM (arJlL)

194 171 Hiya Moonbeam !
Posted by: JT at June 22, 2021 07:41 PM

Howdy JT!

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 22, 2021 07:45 PM (qe5CM)

195 my stoves are clean and the flues swept. I'm not starting then up until Oct.
Posted by: REDACTED at June 22, 2021 07:42 PM (8o8kf)

Same here, stove is clean, sweep had cleaned the flue, and two weeks ago I finished moving and stacking 3 cords of wood for this winter. Not starting it now, grab another blanket dear.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 22, 2021 07:45 PM (MZ2IA)

196 Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 07:44 PM (qWWAV)
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Heh!

Posted by: Weasel at June 22, 2021 07:46 PM (MVjcR)

197 {{{SMH}}}

May you two lovebirds continue to be blessed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2021 07:46 PM (g4ZY6)

198 Aaaaannnndd Nurse comes off the top rope.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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Yeah, not sure how to take that.

Guess I'll keep to myself for awhile.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2021 07:46 PM (5p7BC)

199 Thanks, Salty.

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 07:47 PM (Vi7PN)

200 He wants to take over France ?

Posted by: JT at June 22, 2021 07:45 PM (arJlL)

Who doesn't at least once?

Posted by: flounder at June 22, 2021 07:47 PM (KnJdm)

201 You can throw the weightlifter headline in the face of every There's-a-difference-between-sex-and-gender numbskull out there.

The headline says "female". That's supposed to be a sex, not a gender.


How can I keep it straight when the advocates of this bullshit can't? I'm not the one who pretends to understand this crap.

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2021 07:47 PM (XHhHI)

202 192 I thought the Manchin ad was him with a rifle shooting the ObamaCare bill. Or maybe it was supposed to be a gun control bill? Whatever it was, the rubes loved it.
Posted by: ... at June 22, 2021 07:45 PM (Sq5xa)
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He pulls out the guns and lies every election.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 07:48 PM (jg5Rp)

203 He wants to take over France ?

Posted by: JT at June 22, 2021 07:45 PM (arJlL)

Who doesn't at least once?
Posted by: flounder at June 22, 2021 07:47 PM (KnJdm)
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I give up.


Who?

Posted by: Frenchie at June 22, 2021 07:48 PM (XHhHI)

204 193 I do not love taking my dog places because he's so nervous he makes a german spectacle of himself.
Posted by: Funsize

He wants to take over France ?
Posted by: JT at June 22, 2021 07:45 PM

He pees sitting down?

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 22, 2021 07:49 PM (qe5CM)

205 I want to be retired before fall. Just waiting to see what happens this next month.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 22, 2021 07:49 PM (5HBd1)

206 SMH, you and Ex-ex bring me so much joy. My life is so much richer for the knowing of you both.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 07:49 PM (qWWAV)

207 172 ------------

the rumor that people in WV are morons must be true due to the fact that they keep falling for Manchin's bullshit
Posted by: REDACTED at June 22, 2021 07:38 PM (8o8kf)
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They had an opportunity to replace him with a decent Republican but he made an ad featuring him and a shotgun.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 07:42 PM (jg5Rp)

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To be fair, they thought they were voting for the shotgun.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 22, 2021 07:49 PM (CAJOC)

208 Don't know if anyone else has mentioned this, but the state of NC is holding a $1 million lottery to encourage more people to get vaccinated. The drawing is in a couple of days. What a waste of taxpayer dollars. And also unfair to all those who already got the vaccine.
Posted by: Moonbeam at June 22, 2021 07:40 PM (qe5CM)

Here in WA they are doing 4 weekly drawings of $250k each, then a final one of $1 million. The entries are taken from the state DOH database.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 22, 2021 07:49 PM (GKopu)

209 Howdy JT!
Posted by: Moonbeam

Posted by: JT at June 22, 2021 07:50 PM (arJlL)

210 Oh, Dave in Florida,
I'm just giving you crap.

I hope you contact me when you're in portlandia. I'd love to meet you for lunch!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2021 07:50 PM (dQOwJ)

211 177 I'm just waiting for Oct to hug all of you and eat and drink and laugh until you cry.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 07:43 PM (qWWAV)

Seriously! Wish I could be there, too.

Posted by: April at June 22, 2021 07:50 PM (OX9vb)

212 I give up.


Who?
Posted by: Frenchie

THIRD BASE !

Posted by: JT at June 22, 2021 07:52 PM (arJlL)

213 Same here, stove is clean, sweep had cleaned the flue, and two weeks ago I finished moving and stacking 3 cords of wood for this winter. Not starting it now, grab another blanket dear.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 22, 2021 07:45 PM (MZ2IA)

I just buried about 5 cords of popple in the back ten. Used a bunch the last two years and just got tired of lugging the lightweight stuff around

Posted by: REDACTED at June 22, 2021 07:52 PM (8o8kf)

214 April, you will be there in spirit. A glass is always raised to all the Horde.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 07:52 PM (qWWAV)

215 Good doggeh

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 22, 2021 07:52 PM (jvt6t)

216 93 Get out of the damn cities.

https://bit.ly/3zPni1F
Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 07:07 PM (YYlyE)

Supposedly Chiraqistan. I am shocked--truly shocked I say--that such a thing would happen in that fair city. Perhaps Mayor Groot will take time out of ranting at her minions to issue another strongly worded condemnation of white people in other states, who are clearly to blame for this and all other things that happen on her watch.

But, yes, good advice all around: the shitties are destroying themselves and anyone not already out or actively working on it is consciously turning away from their own best interest. The purpose of history is that those who come later should not make the same mistakes.

Posted by: CppThis at June 22, 2021 07:52 PM (8h1h1)

217 the state of NC is holding a $1 million lottery to encourage more people to get vaccinated.

What the hell do we care, it's your money. Make it $5 million!

Posted by: NC Legislature at June 22, 2021 07:52 PM (JioHo)

218 I'd love to meet you for lunch!
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Ok, I feel better now. I thought I'd stepped on toes somewhere.

And yeah, that sounds kind of childish, but it's happened more than a few times. I think things are going along great, and find out I insulted someone without realizing it

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2021 07:53 PM (5p7BC)

219 Here in WA they are doing 4 weekly drawings of $250k each, then a final one of $1 million. The entries are taken from the state DOH database.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 22, 2021 07:49 PM (GKopu)

So state databases are tracking each person who got vaxxed?

Posted by: Draki at June 22, 2021 07:53 PM (8ni2U)

220 I don't understand why we don't capitalize the names of seasons. I get that not capitalizing them is the rule, but that's what I'm saying - I don't understand it. Spring and fall are literally both words that have their own separate meaning.

You would think we'd capitalize them just as a matter of course? We do it with the days of the week and they have zero English doppelgangers. Maybe someone can put me some knowledge as to why we don't do it.

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2021 07:53 PM (Sq5xa)

221 We probably should and I thought about capitalizing Fall. But by not capitalizing it, I gave you something to discuss besides boobs.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 22, 2021 07:55 PM (5HBd1)

222 & #12934

㊆

Posted by: t-bird at June 22, 2021 07:55 PM (Lt1JN)

223 190 Republicans will take back the House and the Senate.
___

So?
Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 07:45 PM (Vi7PN)

^This. They'll just keep on pretending they don't have the power to do what we need them to do.

Posted by: April at June 22, 2021 07:56 PM (OX9vb)

224 Jt, if France is made up of cats, he'llrun the other way. Big baby.

Posted by: Funsize at June 22, 2021 07:56 PM (EiPf6)

225 ------------
Yeah, not sure how to take that.

Guess I'll keep to myself for awhile.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2021 07:46 PM (5p7BC)
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with a grain of salt

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 07:56 PM (jg5Rp)

226 Get out of the damn cities.

https://bit.ly/3zPni1F
Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 07:07 PM (YYlyE)


Worllllllld Star. Wooooooo!

Oh wait. My kids are getting shot.

Subhumans.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 22, 2021 07:57 PM (7PXIm)

227 So state databases are tracking each person who got vaxxed?
Posted by: Draki

In theory. But there is no standard process for reporting. At least not yet.

It's a crapshoot. So if I have a vaccination card and no proof in the database, my answer is, take it up with Walgreens!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2021 07:57 PM (dQOwJ)

228 So state databases are tracking each person who got vaxxed?
Posted by: Draki at June 22, 2021 07:53 PM (8ni2U)

Apparently. Ours is, anyway.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 22, 2021 07:58 PM (GKopu)

229 Welp, think I'm going to get ready for bed and see if I can find a COPS rerun on the TV. 'Night, y'all.

Posted by: Weasel at June 22, 2021 07:58 PM (MVjcR)

230 Wir nicht sind sitzpinklers....

Well except for me since i'm a delicate princess ladytype. (Hah!)

Posted by: Funsize at June 22, 2021 07:58 PM (EiPf6)

231 well, I bought another TGTBT deal on Ebay today

new weber for $65

last one was a zojirushie fuzzy for $47, didn't ever get

Posted by: REDACTED at June 22, 2021 07:58 PM (8o8kf)

232 We probably should and I thought about capitalizing Fall. But by not capitalizing it, I gave you something to discuss besides boobs.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 22, 2021 07:55 PM (5HBd1)

Would capitalizing autumn and fall say that there are more than one title for them? Capitalizing is for proper names of a broad category, like our names, right? Like the months, there are 12 in our calendar so they get a capital name.

Posted by: Draki at June 22, 2021 07:58 PM (8ni2U)

233 220 I don't understand why we don't capitalize the names of seasons. I get that not capitalizing them is the rule, but that's what I'm saying - I don't understand it. Spring and fall are literally both words that have their own separate meaning.

You would think we'd capitalize them just as a matter of course? We do it with the days of the week and they have zero English doppelgangers. Maybe someone can put me some knowledge as to why we don't do it.
Posted by: ... at June 22, 2021 07:53 PM (Sq5xa)

Maybe in part because the days are named after Norse and Greco-Roman gods (mostly Norse). They might start smiting some fools if they don't get no respect.

Posted by: CppThis at June 22, 2021 07:59 PM (8h1h1)

234 Dave in Fla, you ever have any reason to be in Cen-Tex. we will give you a protein shake and a power bar.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 07:59 PM (qWWAV)

235 This. They'll just keep on pretending they don't have the power to do what we need them to do.

Posted by: April at June 22, 2021 07:56 PM (OX9vb)

All we need for them to do what we want is Trump to be reelected, Hollywood and the media to turn conservative, Shepard Smith to feed a village with loaves and fishes, Reagan to rise from the grave and the McCain funeral to end. Then they will be able to do it.

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2021 07:59 PM (Sq5xa)

236 This quote came up today as my quote of the day. It is in my quote file, but I had long forgotten about it. When I put it in, it was meant to be uplifting. Now, of course, it’s sad.

Of course the government and the newspapers lie. But in a democracy they’re not the same lies!—GURPS Illuminati

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 22, 2021 07:59 PM (iuiWU)

237 Wow. That Daszak post is really something.

That's nothing to make me less of a conspiracy theorist.

Google hired the guy who thanked Fauci for dismissing the lab origin scenario, and who was later put on the crew to find the origins.

Google hired the guy with a personal stake in the natural origin yarn, and suppressed theories about the lab origin, thus revealing some odd stake for Google.

So Covid is starting to sound more and more like population control.

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2021 08:00 PM (XHhHI)

238 Eh, pretty sure, I'm not in the state database for my vax. The vax was gonna expire at an air base I live near, so that's federal property and I doubt they doing the extra work to report them.

Posted by: Draki at June 22, 2021 08:01 PM (8ni2U)

239 sigh

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 22, 2021 08:01 PM (4Jold)

240 *hugs Stephen Price Blair* and dreams of the eggplant dish.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 08:02 PM (qWWAV)

241 Dave in Fla, you ever have any reason to be in Cen-Tex. we will give you a protein shake and a power bar.
Posted by: Ben Had

He'll need water more than those items.
But, the cheering will push him!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 22, 2021 08:02 PM (zqz6q)

242 Then they will be able to do it.
Posted by: ... at June 22, 2021 07:59 PM (Sq5xa)

*snort*

Zackly.

Posted by: April at June 22, 2021 08:02 PM (OX9vb)

243 I don't understand why we don't capitalize the names of seasons.

You know who else capitalized every damned noun...!

Posted by: t-bird at June 22, 2021 08:02 PM (8eSmR)

244 Worllllllld Star. Wooooooo!
Oh wait. My kids are getting shot.
Subhumans.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 22, 2021 07:57 PM (7PXIm)

I'm sure Okra Chinthree will do a special and hand out some more cars and make errthing ok.

Help us Okra! Heal the Nation!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 22, 2021 08:03 PM (R/m4+)

245 234 Dave in Fla, you ever have any reason to be in Cen-Tex. we will give you a protein shake and a power bar.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 07:59 PM (qWWAV)

Also alcohol.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 22, 2021 08:03 PM (II3Gr)

246 So Covid is starting to sound more and more like population control.
Posted by: Axeman

Now do the vax.

Posted by: Infidel at June 22, 2021 08:03 PM (dYrVA)

247 223 190 Republicans will take back the House and the Senate.
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So?
Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 07:45 PM (Vi7PN)

^This. They'll just keep on pretending they don't have the power to do what we need them to do.
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Republicans will take back House and Senate seats EXCEPT for states that use Dominion voting machines and extended early voting. You all know this to be true.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 22, 2021 08:03 PM (W+kMI)

248 Of course it's population control. Name a single Democratic politician that got it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 22, 2021 08:03 PM (5HBd1)

249 Don't know if anyone else has mentioned this, but the state of NC is holding a $1 million lottery to encourage more people to get vaccinated. The drawing is in a couple of days. What a waste of taxpayer dollars. And also unfair to all those who already got the vaccine.
Posted by: M



stupid

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 22, 2021 08:03 PM (4Jold)

250 >>>So Covid is starting to sound more and more like population control.
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Or a bunch of crackpots tribbing each other.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 08:04 PM (jg5Rp)

251 190 Republicans will take back the House and the Senate.


Like, actual Trump Republicans, or Sears Republicans?

Posted by: azjaeger at June 22, 2021 08:04 PM (3/XaG)

252 So Covid is starting to sound more and more like population control.
Posted by: Axeman

Now do the vax.
Posted by: Infidel at June 22, 2021 08:03 PM (dYrVA)
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Oh, I was including the vax. The vax is the car door.

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2021 08:04 PM (XHhHI)

253 Eh, pretty sure, I'm not in the state database for my vax. The vax was gonna expire at an air base I live near, so that's federal property and I doubt they doing the extra work to report them.
Posted by: Draki at June 22, 2021 08:01 PM (8ni2U)

Probably not, then. They keep saying our zip code is lagging behind the rest of the county, but that's because our zip code includes the Air Force base, which is tracked separately.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 22, 2021 08:05 PM (GKopu)

254 Insom, I'm saving the alcohol for you.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 08:05 PM (qWWAV)

255 So Covid is starting to sound more and more like population control.


it is as if a bunch of rich retards spent the weeknd watching a bunch bond movies and their tak away was that the world needs insane rich villains.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 22, 2021 08:06 PM (4Jold)

256 Probably not, then. They keep saying our zip code is lagging behind the rest of the county, but that's because our zip code includes the Air Force base, which is tracked separately.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 22, 2021 08:05 PM (GKopu)

No free time for vaccinations when there are mandatory drag shows to attend. It's points on your eval.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2021 08:07 PM (ghoDT)

257 Delta Mutation> Run for your lives!

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 08:07 PM (qWWAV)

258 How many elected Trump Republicans are there? One? Two?

So far I still like Burgess Owens even though I've seen a couple of cracks in the armor here and there. His twitter feed is a lot more ballsy than 99% of the other Repukes.

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2021 08:07 PM (Sq5xa)

259 So Covid is starting to sound more and more like population control.
it is as if a bunch of rich retards spent the weeknd watching a bunch bond movies and their tak away was that the world needs insane rich villains.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 22, 2021 08:06 PM (4Jold)

Or "Zardoz".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 22, 2021 08:07 PM (R/m4+)

260 the difference between bezos and drax is that drax had rockets that workd, that and he was not banging some washed out, never was used news whore that he spent 35 bn for.

otherwise, the same.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 22, 2021 08:07 PM (4Jold)

261 So Covid is starting to sound more and more like population control.
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The virus or the vaccine?

I'm leaning towards the latter.

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 08:07 PM (Vi7PN)

262
Doggeh likes Mendelssohn.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2021 08:08 PM (mht8P)

263 hugs Stephen Price Blair and dreams of the eggplant dish.

Thanks. Hugs back. And the chances of my making it this year are rising; that amazing virus has pushed my travel plans earlier, which means I’ll be getting back from Italy (assuming I get to go at all) four days before MoMe Saturday instead of midnight before MoMe Saturday.

I had planned exactly how I was going to get the eggplant, make it, get a few hours of sleep, and drive up to Purdon, but this makes it easier and less likely that a flight issue will interfere.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 22, 2021 08:08 PM (iuiWU)

264 >>>Like, actual Trump Republicans, or Sears Republicans?

Posted by: azjaeger at June 22, 2021 08:04 PM (3/XaG)
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Trump is out there putting his money, heart and soul into it. He will pull Trumpers across the line and there will be more Trumpers in Congress than ever.

Also many of the Sears/Weathervane Pubbies will fall in line.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 08:08 PM (jg5Rp)

265 hogmartin!!. Do all the chicks have names?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 08:09 PM (qWWAV)

266 @BurgessOwens

10h
Reminiscent of Jim Crow era, Democrat Senator defends "Whites Only" membership, and NFL admits to compensation discrimination against Black Players for believing they have "less intelligent" brains. SILENCE from NAACP and Black Caucus.
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That's quality right there. And although I hate twitter, the way these assholes talk on there - and specifically what they choose to tweet - is revealing. We need 500 of these people, not one.

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2021 08:09 PM (Sq5xa)

267 it is as if a bunch of rich retards spent the weeknd watching a bunch bond movies and their tak away was that the world needs insane rich villains.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 22, 2021 08:06 PM (4Jold)
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Well, they seem to have taken 1984 and Brave New World as manuals....

I actually think that Covid-19 was pretty weak as population control. Not enough time in testing. So along comes the mandatory vax--that you have to have, unless like me, you haven't needed it for 1.5 years and counting...

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2021 08:09 PM (XHhHI)

268 Delta Mutation> Run for your lives!
Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 08:07 PM (qWWAV)

Sounds like a good excuse to trick idiots into getting vaxxed a second or 3rd time for my Moderna stock.

Posted by: Draki at June 22, 2021 08:09 PM (8ni2U)

269 hogmartin!!. Do all the chicks have names?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 08:09 PM (qWWAV)

Of course they do, but I can't understand what they're saying. So I don't know what they are.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2021 08:10 PM (ghoDT)

270 Sounds like a good excuse to trick idiots into getting vaxxed a second or 3rd time for my Moderna stock.
Posted by: Draki
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No offense, but I hope your stock tanks.

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 08:10 PM (Vi7PN)

271 Insom, I'm saving the alcohol for you.
Posted by: Ben Had

Is he gonna autograph the 'Ettes bras again this year ?

Posted by: JT at June 22, 2021 08:11 PM (arJlL)

272 Bruno The Amazing Schnauzer loved the dog mocking the chick vid. That sorta thing is his bag, man.

Posted by: THE Lonebadger at June 22, 2021 08:11 PM (lIDCz)

273 254 Insom, I'm saving the alcohol for you.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 08:05 PM (qWWAV)

Always so thoughtful!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 22, 2021 08:12 PM (II3Gr)

274 I've been over the plandemic for over a year.

Posted by: Infidel at June 22, 2021 08:12 PM (dYrVA)

275 I do not love taking my dog places because he's so nervous he makes a german spectacle of himself.
Posted by: Funsize

He wants to take over France ?
Posted by: JT at June 22, 2021 07:45 PM (arJlL)

just annex the Sudetenland. That's all. Nothing more

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 22, 2021 08:12 PM (sJHOI)

276 No offense, but I hope your stock tanks.
Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 08:10 PM (Vi7PN)

That's fine. It's a competitive world. Never thought my medical stocks would trick the government into paying them so much for these vaxes (bought before the pandemic).

Every time the J&J tosses out those millions of vaxes, it doesn't matter to me, b/c the govt bought them anyway.

Posted by: Draki at June 22, 2021 08:12 PM (8ni2U)

277 Stephen Price Blair, we have a tradition to uphold here.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 08:12 PM (qWWAV)

278 255 So Covid is starting to sound more and more like population control.


it is as if a bunch of rich retards spent the weeknd watching a bunch bond movies and their tak away was that the world needs insane rich villains.
Posted by: confederatefifth


Nothing like that. More like they do what they do for the purest of notions. They are 'Good' and they 'Mean' well. My favorite quote from C.S. Lewis applies here. "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive". Read the whole thing. The board won't let me post the whole quote for some reason (shrugs). I did earlier today.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 22, 2021 08:13 PM (QFVV9)

279 Andy Ngo on Newsmax.

Posted by: Infidel at June 22, 2021 08:13 PM (dYrVA)

280 Pretty sure the Delta Variant is gonna be the excuse/reason for the next round of lockdown.

Remember - you can't teach a dog to sit when it's already sitting.

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2021 08:13 PM (Sq5xa)

281 #BlackFlyLivesMatter!

Posted by: Simulium damnosum at June 22, 2021 08:14 PM (DMUuz)

282 Yeah, y'all don't want to know my alcohol tolerance. I once did 9 jello shots in the middle of a half marathon.

Yes I finished, yes I held pace to the end.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2021 08:14 PM (5p7BC)

283 Andy Ngo on Newsmax.
Posted by: Infidel at June 22, 2021 08:13 PM (dYrVA)

Everyone knows the channel is legit. Even got walmart commercials now.

Posted by: Draki at June 22, 2021 08:15 PM (8ni2U)

284 The virus or the vaccine?

I've heard the vaccine described as an 'operating system', enabling/requiring the shots that come next.

Posted by: t-bird at June 22, 2021 08:16 PM (3fR4G)

285 Insom, you know that was in jest.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 08:16 PM (qWWAV)

286 "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive". Read the whole thing. The board won't let me post the whole quote for some reason (shrugs). I did earlier today.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 22, 2021 08:13 PM (QFVV9)
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I believe that but they trib each other much.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 08:16 PM (jg5Rp)

287 Yeah, y'all don't want to know my alcohol tolerance. I once did 9 jello shots in the middle of a half marathon.

Yes I finished, yes I held pace to the end.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2021 08:14 PM (5p7BC)

I packed my pack with the caffiene gummies. In hindsight, I should've made Monster-shots.

Posted by: Draki at June 22, 2021 08:16 PM (8ni2U)

288 I love Very Good Boy!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - White Man: Threat or Menace? Now Sponsored by The Outrage Outlet! at June 22, 2021 08:16 PM (rCZtx)

289 283. Mock me all you want. Just trying to see other opinions besides ace.

Posted by: Infidel at June 22, 2021 08:17 PM (dYrVA)

290 photo question

do you need special software to download pics from a Nikon D70 onto a Chromebook or will it just autoload like any other camera ?

Posted by: REDACTED at June 22, 2021 08:18 PM (8o8kf)

291 I love Very Good Boy!

Symphony Doggeh is teh shiznit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 22, 2021 08:18 PM (HaL55)

292 286 Insom, you know that was in jest.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 08:16 PM (qWWAV)

So...you aren't saving me any alcohol?

*sniffles*

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 22, 2021 08:18 PM (II3Gr)

293 The purpose of history is that those who come later should not make the same mistakes.
Posted by: CppThis at June 22, 2021 07:52 PM (8h1h1)

That's why the libs are so busy re-writing the history books!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at June 22, 2021 08:18 PM (hOUT3)

294 So Covid is starting to sound more and more like population control.
___
The virus or the vaccine?

I'm leaning towards the latter.
Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 08:07 PM (Vi7PN)
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If the leak was on purpose, it's probably because they overestimated what they had. If by accident, then they had something, but not what they were looking for yet. Consistent with this speculation, they hoped it was as bad as they thought it might be. But used a generous helping of lock-down just to control the factors.
I suspect that Pharma may have been in Trump's ear telling him it would be historical if a vaccine was released by the end of the year, and Trump thought that sounded good.


And the "vaccine" is the result.

I'm not afraid to take the vaccine, but in general, I don't take any medicine or foreign substance that I don't need. The only reason I take probiotics is that bacteria is natural to the digestive tract and all my reading suggests it provides ample benefits to have the right bacteria there.

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2021 08:18 PM (XHhHI)

295 I'm not afraid to take the jab.

I just don't want to.

And since it pisses the left off, even better.

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 08:19 PM (Vi7PN)

296
Took the day off today, ran errands in the morning and goofed off this afternoon. Back to doing another patent search tomorrow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2021 08:20 PM (mht8P)

297 Of course they do, but I can't understand what they're saying. So I don't know what they are.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2021 08:10 PM (ghoDT)

Do you have pics?

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 22, 2021 08:20 PM (GKopu)

298 Insom. I put the good stuff in the last stall on the right.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 08:20 PM (qWWAV)

299 Sounds like a good excuse to trick idiots into getting vaxxed a second or 3rd time for my Moderna stock.
Posted by: Draki
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No offense, but I hope your stock tanks.
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Make some money or lose some, no one has to get the shot.

Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2021 08:20 PM (+ya+t)

300 301 Insom. I put the good stuff in the last stall on the right.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 08:20 PM (qWWAV)

*takes notes*

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 22, 2021 08:20 PM (II3Gr)

301 ^This. They'll just keep on pretending they don't have the power to do what we need them to do.
Posted by: April at June 22, 2021 07:56 PM

But if you'll chip in $5 or more right now (at a very 5 to 1 match!), you can help us elect moar Republicans who will help us stand, rock-ribbed, against those radical Socialist Democrats!

Posted by: GOPe at June 22, 2021 08:21 PM (DMUuz)

302 I've heard the vaccine described as an 'operating system', enabling/requiring the shots that come next.
Posted by: t-bird at June 22, 2021 08:16 PM (3fR4G)
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On Tucker last night, it was said that it's 25 times more likely to enlarge your heart.

I just don't want to blue-screen.

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2021 08:22 PM (XHhHI)

303 I'm out, friends. Good night, and be blessed.

Posted by: April at June 22, 2021 08:23 PM (OX9vb)

304 'Night April.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 22, 2021 08:23 PM (HaL55)

305 Insom. I put the good stuff in the last stall on the right.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 08:20 PM (qWWAV)

*takes notes*
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 22, 2021 08:20 PM

* giggles *

* whispers * Won't our dear Insomniac be surprised!

Posted by: Lena & Cora at June 22, 2021 08:23 PM (DMUuz)

306 Make some money or lose some, no one has to get the shot.
Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2021 08:20 PM (+ya+t)

Agreed, funny to see my bosses pushing it though. They're afraid of dying even with the vax.

Posted by: Draki at June 22, 2021 08:24 PM (8ni2U)

307 Of course they do, but I can't understand what they're saying. So I don't know what they are.
Posted by: hogmartin

Spray paint each chick a different color !

Posted by: JT at June 22, 2021 08:24 PM (arJlL)

308 I'm not afraid to take the jab.

I just don't want to.


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I don't want to and I'm afraid of what it will do to me. I don't want to die of a heart attack, blood clot or linger for years with my brains turning into sponges because I took a vaccine for a disease that I've already had. I'm extremely stressed out that they're going to literally start forcing it on people and it very well could kill me. It could kill any of us now or later. No one knows.

Posted by: Vyx at June 22, 2021 08:24 PM (tjZg/)

309 Have a great nigh,t everyone. May you be blessed with sweet dreams and some species cuddling you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2021 08:24 PM (g4ZY6)

310 There is no way that I will take the vaccine and I will go to court and fight on every front and I will not use some idiot public defender.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 08:25 PM (qWWAV)

311 Posted by: Vyx
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Death doesn't scare me.

Continued living in this fucked up world, however, does.

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 08:25 PM (Vi7PN)

312 Safe travels, Salty.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 22, 2021 08:26 PM (HaL55)

313 Adios April and NaCly

Posted by: Draki at June 22, 2021 08:26 PM (8ni2U)

314 Niters, Salty.

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 08:26 PM (Vi7PN)

315 Never saw anyone walk into a closed screen or glass door?"
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In fifth grade, a classmate ran through a closed sliding glass door. When he finally came back to school, he looked as if he had been sliced to ribbons.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 22, 2021 08:26 PM (iydjf)

316 Continued living in this fucked up world, however, does.
Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 08:25 PM (Vi7PN)

That's why we should be making jello-shots for more than marathons.

Posted by: Draki at June 22, 2021 08:27 PM (8ni2U)

317 I'm not taking the jab

X, windowpane, orange sunshine, sure, no problem

but no vax

Posted by: REDACTED at June 22, 2021 08:27 PM (8o8kf)

318 Of course they do, but I can't understand what they're saying. So I don't know what they are.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2021 08:10 PM (ghoDT)

Dye them different colors!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at June 22, 2021 08:28 PM (Dc2NZ)

319 My theory was, is, and continues to be an accidental leak courtesy of China's famously lax approach to running a tight ship, followed by an epic cavalcade of total failure from multiple generations of political and business leaders who don't know what they're doing but managed to fake it till they make it by coasting on Cold War economic inertia.

Posted by: CppThis at June 22, 2021 08:28 PM (8h1h1)

320 hogmartin, the ones that cluck are the ones that lay the eggs. The cacklers are the pro-choice ones. The ones that walk around alike Mick Jagger are.....roosters. The ones who design cozy nests are capons.

Posted by: Eromero at June 22, 2021 08:30 PM (0OP+5)

321 I don't want to and I'm afraid of what it will do to me. I don't want to die of a heart attack, blood clot or linger for years with my brains turning into sponges because I took a vaccine for a disease that I've already had. I'm extremely stressed out that they're going to literally start forcing it on people and it very well could kill me. It could kill any of us now or later. No one knows.
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Maybe you read too much. I have 5 stents and on a bunch of heart meds. I got it to be around my grand niece. Stay off of FB, it's not that big a deal imho.

Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2021 08:30 PM (+ya+t)

322 Posted by: CppThis at June 22, 2021 08:28 PM (8h1h1)

Accident makes the most sense. If it was on purpose with this, you'd make it look a leak or disease starting in your enemy's country, not your own and forget to scrub the CGG-CGG markers.

Posted by: Draki at June 22, 2021 08:31 PM (8ni2U)

323 322 I'm not taking the jab

X, windowpane, orange sunshine, sure, no problem

but no vax
Posted by: REDACTED

And folks say we're the ones afraid. HA!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2021 08:31 PM (Rvt88)

324 A female friend's second shot of Moderna caused three hours of chills. Then they were gone.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 08:31 PM (jg5Rp)

325 My appraisal of the vaccine is that it's an experimental medical treatment and will remain so for about another 18 months. And I'm just not into experimental medical treatments.

Posted by: CppThis at June 22, 2021 08:31 PM (8h1h1)

326 I'm so glad I can be around my kids and grandbabies without a jab.

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 08:31 PM (Vi7PN)

327 hogmartin already can tell all these chick apart and has most of them named. the one that doesn't get named is destined for the stew pot.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 08:32 PM (qWWAV)

328 Spray paint each chick a different color !
Posted by: JT

Oh, so it's that kind of party!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2021 08:32 PM (Rvt88)

329 I don't want to and I'm afraid of what it will do to me. I don't want to die of a heart attack, blood clot or linger for years with my brains turning into sponges because I took a vaccine for a disease that I've already had. I'm extremely stressed out that they're going to literally start forcing it on people and it very well could kill me. It could kill any of us now or later. No one knows.
Posted by: Vyx at June 22, 2021 08:24 PM (tjZg/)

I took the shot. I see about 10% that cannot survive the next wave of the virus. Im pretty tough!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2021 08:32 PM (yrol0)

330 There is no way that I will take the vaccine and I will go to court and fight on every front and I will not use some idiot public defender.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 08:25 PM (qWWAV)

Ah, so the booze is Insom's retainer?

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 22, 2021 08:34 PM (GKopu)

331 Accident makes the most sense. If it was on purpose with this, you'd make it look a leak or disease starting in your enemy's country, not your own and forget to scrub the CGG-CGG markers.


There are supposedly articles in Chinese of Xi speeches when the pandemic started in which he talks vaguely about these events that are happening, and how China will be better and stronger after they are over. They are very vague, which I hear is hard to do in Chinese. Note... China just has raised their child policy from 1 to 3, while Americans are hacking off their children's genitals.

Posted by: Vyx at June 22, 2021 08:34 PM (tjZg/)

332 Continued living in this fucked up world, however, does.
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It's not so bad, think of all the diapers you get to change!

Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2021 08:35 PM (+ya+t)

333 I'm convinced it was accidentally leaked, but once out the CCP did what they could to make sure everyone else got it too.

If it was a purposeful bioattack, they would have released it someplace other than China to maintain deniability.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2021 08:35 PM (5p7BC)

334 When the pneumonia vaccine gave me a full blown case of pneumonia that lasted for three months, that was my end point.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 08:36 PM (qWWAV)

335 I'm so glad I can be around my kids and grandbabies without a jab.
Posted by: SMH

Same here - the kidlings didn't ask about my status. Some of them wanted to, but knew better.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2021 08:36 PM (Rvt88)

336 My kids will not get the jab, and the grandbabies will not get the jab.

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 08:36 PM (Vi7PN)

337 331 My appraisal of the vaccine is that it's an experimental medical treatment and will remain so for about another 18 months. And I'm just not into experimental medical treatments.
Posted by: CppThis at June 22, 2021 08:31 PM (8h1h1)

And then the FDA will approve it even though it doesn't meet safety requirements.

Posted by: Emmie at June 22, 2021 08:37 PM (tcsxg)

338 Maybe you read too much. I have 5 stents and on a bunch of heart meds. I got it to be around my grand niece. Stay off of FB, it's not that big a deal imho.


I probably read too much. However, I'm not off FB, however, I do have an allergy related condition and do not want to be among the 6000+ that have died. Plus.. .I've already had it, and I find it extremely weird and stressful that medical science, who have said for years that there is such a thing as natural immunity, suddenly says natural immunity does not exist and I must take an experimental vaccine with unknown side effects. Or else.

Posted by: Vyx at June 22, 2021 08:37 PM (tjZg/)

339 I got pfizer and my arm was sore for a day, nothing else, but I'm fairly lucky and healthy.

Posted by: Draki at June 22, 2021 08:37 PM (8ni2U)

340 Jordan61, I would gladly have him as my defender. I would go cash up front.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 08:38 PM (qWWAV)

341 I find it extremely weird and stressful that medical science, who have said for years that there is such a thing as natural immunity, suddenly says natural immunity does not exist and I must take an experimental vaccine with unknown side effects. Or else.
Posted by: Vyx at June 22, 2021 08:37 PM (tjZg/)

^THIS^

Posted by: Emmie at June 22, 2021 08:39 PM (tcsxg)

342 (B7Vy9) is a troll.

Don't feed the trolls, unless you think you're some troll-whisperer, then by all means.

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 08:39 PM (Vi7PN)

343 Oh, I got the plague a year before I got the vax too, maybe that helped. I barely felt the plague, but the wife it hit hard.

Posted by: Draki at June 22, 2021 08:40 PM (8ni2U)

344 SMH, I must have scrolled on by.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 08:40 PM (qWWAV)

345 Death doesn't scare me.

Continued living in this fucked up world, however, does.
Posted by: SMH

*fist bump*

Posted by: Infidel at June 22, 2021 08:41 PM (dYrVA)

346 - 'Sir, you have to put on a mask to come in here.'- 'But I had both my shots.'- 'Me too. If I have to wear a mask in here so do you.'- 'I won't wear a mask.'- 'Then you will leave.'

Posted by: Eromero at June 22, 2021 08:41 PM (0OP+5)

347 Anyone else noticing vaguely worded fifth column newbie posts? I'm only sporadic the last couple weeks, but those types of vaguely worded 'wow wouldnt it be nice to complain about something federal' comments from newbies sure seem to be popular lately.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 22, 2021 08:42 PM (VcFUs)

348 'I won't wear a mask.'- 'Then you will leave.'
Posted by: Eromero

Well, bye.

Lack of sales is a thing.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2021 08:42 PM (Rvt88)

349 I probably read too much. However, I'm not off FB, however, I do have an allergy related condition and do not want to be among the 6000+ that have died. Plus.. .I've already had it, and I find it extremely weird and stressful that medical science, who have said for years that there is such a thing as natural immunity, suddenly says natural immunity does not exist and I must take an experimental vaccine with unknown side effects. Or else.
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I hear you. Everyone has to do what they think is right I guess.

Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2021 08:43 PM (+ya+t)

350 Weird thing about the Covid shots. I've had numerous vaccines in my life. Some of them made my arm sore. No big deal.

But these shots are making people faint, causing neurological symptoms, heart swelling, blood clots, death, etc. And then more people than is reasonable come down with Covid afterwards anyway. Really, really strange.

Posted by: Emmie at June 22, 2021 08:43 PM (tcsxg)

351 121...
I'm sure that full auto sound comes from a weapon purchased via a gun show loophole or online and delivered by the UPS. We must have more laws.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 22, 2021 07:20 PM (FZS4E)

All our gun problems are from Indiana. If it wasn't for the deplorables in Indiana, we would have no gun violence in this great city.

Posted by: Groot at June 22, 2021 08:43 PM (tL0qd)

352 "153 employees of a Houston hospital have resigned or been fired after refusing to get the Covid-19 shot.

https://bit.ly/2TWKmei

Posted by: bonhomme"

The comments below are dripping with hate and contempt. This covid virus really has become some weird religious cult for leftists.

Posted by: Ripley at June 22, 2021 08:43 PM (PTDkx)

353 I'm looking forward to when all the restrictions are gone. It'll happen. No one saying the unvaxxed have to mask up will be nice.

Posted by: Draki at June 22, 2021 08:44 PM (8ni2U)

354 Wife and I both had covid January 2020. It was mild for me, but my wife was on the couch coughing for 5 days before finally recovering.

Of course it was 2 months before we even knew what we had.

Neither of us will get the vaccine. While the risk is obviously low, it is not zero, and we both think it is stupid to get a vax for something we already survived that is now easily treatable.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2021 08:45 PM (5p7BC)

355 Death does not scare me, but suffering for ... a long time does.
Posted by: HorseRadish at June 22, 2021 08:44 PM (B7Vy9)
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Execution by chainsaw scares me. This is probably what the Woke will do.

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2021 08:46 PM (XHhHI)

356 All our gun problems are from Indiana. If it wasn't for the deplorables in Indiana, we would have no gun violence in this great city.
Posted by: Groot at June 22, 2021 08:43 PM (tL0qd)

Heh. I have a relative out that way. My relative actually said this to me.

Posted by: Emmie at June 22, 2021 08:46 PM (tcsxg)

357 238 Eh, pretty sure, I'm not in the state database for my vax. The vax was gonna expire at an air base I live near, so that's federal property and I doubt they doing the extra work to report them.
Posted by: Draki at June 22, 2021 08:01 PM (8ni2U)

Until you posted here. Thanks!

Posted by: Bob, from the NSA at June 22, 2021 08:46 PM (8C7+r)

358 Lemme tell you a story about inflation. There are these steel panels I bought about 5 years ago from Home Depot. They were $15. I needed some more today and went to Home Sept to get some. Exact same to big, same size, etc. price today $33.

But the gift laughably says inflation is running at 3 or 4% a year.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 22, 2021 08:47 PM (DUYoT)

359 ---
Execution by chainsaw scares me. This is probably what the Woke will do.
Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2021 08:46 PM (XHhHI)

Using Russian oil/gas and Iranian strong man guards.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 22, 2021 08:47 PM (VcFUs)

360 362 I'm looking forward to when all the restrictions are gone. It'll happen. No one saying the unvaxxed have to mask up will be nice.

Posted by: Draki at June 22, 2021 08:44 PM (8ni2U)

What state do you live in? Just curious

Posted by: Marybeth at June 22, 2021 08:47 PM (4pK1/)

361 Neither of us will get the vaccine. While the risk is obviously low, it is not zero, and we both think it is stupid to get a vax for something we already survived that is now easily treatable.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2021 08:45 PM (5p7BC)

Very reasonable. Y'all are good. The vax may have been able to save my coworker's wife's life. She had MS and she got it early like July 2020. Now we'll never know. Did they open the vax to people with immune issues early? I only remember the elderly and politicians getting early access.

Posted by: Draki at June 22, 2021 08:47 PM (8ni2U)

362 Breaking good news for a change.

Senate Republicans Defeat Corrupt "For the People" Act

https://tinyurl.com/d5j2kvp9

Townhall link.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 22, 2021 08:48 PM (OssQ4)

363 Execution by chainsaw scares me. This is probably what the Woke will do.
Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2021 08:46 PM (XHhHI)

The old ways are best: "Hanged, Drawn and Quartered!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at June 22, 2021 08:49 PM (hOUT3)

364 Printing out some cards in case some one is stupid enough to ask about the vax. I'll be represented by Perkins/Coie. Wrap your head around that you lib fuck.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 08:49 PM (qWWAV)

365 You'll have to realize that runt isnt likely to make it ...

Posted by: Jean at June 22, 2021 08:49 PM (Xih1H)

366 Execution by chainsaw scares me. This is probably what the Woke will do.
Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2021 08:46 PM (XHhHI)

they'd never be able to find the start button

Posted by: REDACTED at June 22, 2021 08:49 PM (8o8kf)

367 All our gun problems are from Indiana. If it wasn't for the deplorables in Indiana, we would have no gun violence in this great city.
Posted by: Groot at June 22, 2021 08:43 PM (tL0qd)
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She needs office time every day, I hear.

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2021 08:49 PM (XHhHI)

368 What state do you live in? Just curious
Posted by: Marybeth at June 22, 2021 08:47 PM (4pK1/)

I'm in NoVa. You coming to the party?

Posted by: Draki at June 22, 2021 08:49 PM (8ni2U)

369 358 Weird thing about the Covid shots. I've had numerous vaccines in my life. Some of them made my arm sore. No big deal.

But these shots are making people faint, causing neurological symptoms, heart swelling, blood clots, death, etc. And then more people than is reasonable come down with Covid afterwards anyway. Really, really strange.
Posted by: Emmie at June 22, 2021 08:43 PM (tcsxg)

Ever participated in Big Army's assembly line inoculations?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 22, 2021 08:49 PM (8C7+r)

370 That's why we should be making jello-shots for more than marathons.

Can I get a CDC card for taking a jello shot?

Posted by: t-bird at June 22, 2021 08:50 PM (KDCRD)

371 Ever participated in Big Army's assembly line inoculations?
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Yep.

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 08:50 PM (Vi7PN)

372 Breaking good news for a change.

Senate Republicans Defeat Corrupt "For the People" Act

https://tinyurl.com/d5j2kvp9

Townhall link.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 22, 2021 08:48 PM (OssQ4)

The filibuster is back?

Posted by: Draki at June 22, 2021 08:51 PM (8ni2U)

373 I had Covid it was about 8-9 days of feeling rind down and a nasty cough. Not a sun time but not the end of the world either. And they shut down the world and destroyed millions of lives over essentially a nasty cold.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 22, 2021 08:51 PM (DUYoT)

374 My kids will not get the jab, and the grandbabies will not get the jab.
Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 08:36 PM (Vi7PN)

You done good {{{SMH}}}!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at June 22, 2021 08:51 PM (hOUT3)

375 377 Execution by chainsaw scares me. This is probably what the Woke will do.
Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2021 08:46 PM (XHhHI)

they'd never be able to find the start button
Posted by: REDACTED at June 22, 2021 08:49 PM (8o8kf)

5 year old gasohol in the tank...

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 22, 2021 08:51 PM (8C7+r)

376 The 'rona madness in that hospital story, the replies I mean, is scary as hell. We are in the middle of a zombie movie folks.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 22, 2021 08:52 PM (XMGl9)

377 Ever participated in Big Army's assembly line inoculations?
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 22, 2021 08:49 PM (8C7+r

No, but I have a vague memory of lining up in middle school to get a shot. Maybe. And lining up in grade school for a sugar cube vax.

Posted by: Emmie at June 22, 2021 08:52 PM (tcsxg)

378
All our gun problems are from Indiana. If it wasn't for the deplorables in Indiana, we would have no gun violence in this great city.
Posted by: Groot

I'm doing my best.

Posted by: Indiana Zardoz head at June 22, 2021 08:53 PM (63Dwl)

379 The vax may have been able to save my coworker's wife's life. She had MS and she got it early like July 2020. Now we'll never know. Did they open the vax to people with immune issues early?
Posted by: Draki

This is interesting to me. Mrs. has extreme auto immune issues - no definitive diagnosis because multiple symptoms from each RA/MS/Lupus etc. but not all. Her MD - head of the Dept at Cleveland Clinic, has told her ABSOLUTELY NOT on the vax.

She did catch the Rona in Feb and it was so severe that he treated her with Claritin D.

(Are you catching my sarcasm in the last line?)

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2021 08:53 PM (Rvt88)

380 Breaking good news for a change.

Senate Republicans Defeat Corrupt "For the People" Act

https://tinyurl.com/d5j2kvp9

Townhall link.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 22, 2021 08:48 PM (OssQ4)
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I wouldn't put too much into that. I read that the Dems found out that their reforms weren't too popular, so it might be the case that they were just begging the Pubs to get them out of this.

Stacy Abrams even came out and said "Nobody ever said" (common Dem denial opening) "that having to prove that you are who you say you are was wrong".

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2021 08:53 PM (XHhHI)

381 Ever participated in Big Army's assembly line inoculations?
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Yes, how much paperwork did we get for 2 arms full? No need to answer, lol.

Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2021 08:53 PM (+ya+t)

382 If you die by chainsaw, painful yes, but it's generally over with quickly.
Posted by: HorseRadish at June 22, 2021 08:49 PM

Death by Ooga Booga!

Posted by: Just the punchline at June 22, 2021 08:53 PM (DMUuz)

383 they'd never be able to find the start button
Posted by: REDACTED at June 22, 2021 08:49 PM (8o8kf)

And they certainly couldn't pull the starter cord hard enough to get one started!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at June 22, 2021 08:54 PM (hOUT3)

384 Why can't congress come up with a "Leave Me the Fuck Alone Act"?

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 22, 2021 08:55 PM (QFVV9)

385 Execution by chainsaw scares me. This is probably what the Woke will do.

It will be left up to you. You will be sleeping with face spiders until you request the chainsaw.

Posted by: Woke Shamokes at June 22, 2021 08:55 PM (3fR4G)

386
Ever participated in Big Army's assembly line inoculations?
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 22, 2021 08:49 PM (8C7+r)

Heheheheheh. You just triggered two memories, one good, one bad so they cancel each other out.

Basic training, assembly line shots. Bad.

Taking my Patriot battery to SWA in late August '90, assembly line shots. Ut one of my mechanics had a needle phobia, so my e7, (cannot imagine who suggested this to bim) had the poor kid stand at the front of the assembly line, fainting repeatedly while Pug's medic buddies pracriced their CPR and smelling salts magic. That poor bastard must've fainted 20 or 30 times while the entire battery rolled on rhe floor laughing.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 22, 2021 08:55 PM (VcFUs)

387 Why can't congress come up with a "Leave Me the Fuck Alone Act"?
Posted by: Puddleglum

I already have the face for it.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2021 08:55 PM (Rvt88)

388 And they certainly couldn't pull the starter cord hard enough to get one started!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at June 22, 2021 08:54 PM (hOUT3)

wutz a decompression valve and why is my shoulder hurtin ?

Posted by: REDACTED at June 22, 2021 08:56 PM (8o8kf)

389 237...So Covid is starting to sound more and more like population control.
Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2021 08:00 PM (XHhHI)

https://youtu.be/Du2wm5nhTXY
DarkHorse Podcast.

Posted by: Groot at June 22, 2021 08:56 PM (tL0qd)

390 This is interesting to me. Mrs. has extreme auto immune issues - no definitive diagnosis because multiple symptoms from each RA/MS/Lupus etc. but not all. Her MD - head of the Dept at Cleveland Clinic, has told her ABSOLUTELY NOT on the vax.

She did catch the Rona in Feb and it was so severe that he treated her with Claritin D.

(Are you catching my sarcasm in the last line?)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2021 08:53 PM (Rvt8

So doctors are saying that people with MS, immune issues, etc shouldn't take the vax? Glad your wife got through it. Not even a ventilator and lot's of other stuff saved my buddy's wife.

Posted by: Draki at June 22, 2021 08:56 PM (8ni2U)

391 Iron Mike Golf @ 380- I had forgotten about that.-Eromero says 'I already had that shot. It's on my shot card.'-Corpsman says 'Roll up your sleeve.'

Posted by: Eromero at June 22, 2021 08:56 PM (0OP+5)

392 Why can't congress come up with a "Leave Me the Fuck Alone Act"?
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 22, 2021 08:55 PM (QFVV9)

Tell congress how to add a sweet enough graft component and it is a done deal!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at June 22, 2021 08:56 PM (hOUT3)

393 Not groot...

Posted by: Flyover at June 22, 2021 08:56 PM (tL0qd)

394 Emmie,

Jet injectors

https://tinyurl.com/25a9yatf

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 08:56 PM (Vi7PN)

395 I don't know that I had Covid, but I had the worst flu of my life (after taking the flu shot in November) in January 2020. And I've seen stories that we have documented that Covid was in the US in December 2019, if not November.

My wife was sick in early January. The sickest I recall. It went through our house, and I thought I dodged it ... until 2 weeks later, it hit me.

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2021 08:56 PM (XHhHI)

396 Axeman - I tend to agree with you, I think the Dems pushed this as theater to appease their left wing without ever planning to pass the bill.

They figured they could get some "voter suppression" speeches out of it and avoid a probable overturn by SCOTUS.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2021 08:57 PM (5p7BC)

397 Corpsman says 'Roll up your sleeve.'
Posted by: Eromero

I was supposed to say that?

Damn.

This explains a few things.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2021 08:57 PM (Rvt88)

398 I have done some stupid, hold my beer stupid, stuff in my life but taking the jab ranks right up there. It's in my mind I know but I just haven't felt right in the last two months, general ailments, nothing serious but the timing is weird to me.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 22, 2021 08:57 PM (XMGl9)

399 Ever participated in Big Army's assembly line inoculations?
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 22, 2021 08:49 PM (8C7+r)

Desert Storm.... they made us sign a waiver for vaccines, but if you did not sign, you could not deploy, and thus, career over.

Then... Gulf War Syndrome...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 22, 2021 08:57 PM (oHd/0)

400 396 Why can't congress come up with a "Leave Me the Fuck Alone Act"?
Posted by: Puddleglum
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We might cut their lucre off.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 08:57 PM (jg5Rp)

401 Desert Storm.... they made us sign a waiver for vaccines, but if you did not sign, you could not deploy, and thus, career over.

Then... Gulf War Syndrome...
Posted by: Romeo13
___

Same with OIF in 2003.

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 08:58 PM (Vi7PN)

402 405 Why can't congress come up with a "Leave Me the Fuck Alone Act"?
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 22, 2021 08:55 PM (QFVV9)

Tell congress how to add a sweet enough graft component and it is a done deal!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at June 22, 2021 08:56 PM (hOUT3)

The leave me the fuck alone act, is called the US Constitution.

But that ship sailed.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 22, 2021 08:58 PM (oHd/0)

403 so my e7, (cannot imagine who suggested this to bim)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 22, 2021 08:55 PM

400 quatloos on the same person who suggested an evolution to coat a particular hitch with a 'special lubricant'.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2021 08:58 PM (DMUuz)

404 Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2021 08:53 PM (Rvt8

Tonypete, we have a friend with an autoimmune disease that -was- in remission. Then she got the shots and is worse than ever before.

Posted by: Emmie at June 22, 2021 08:59 PM (tcsxg)

405 I am Lootfoot

Posted by: I am Lootfoot at June 22, 2021 08:59 PM (XHhHI)

406 For the aviation minded who win the Mega Millions or Powerball, here's a unique chance to own a rare plane. On eBay from the Fatherland an early Bf 109G-6 project. For the modest sum of $138,000 plus shipping you can inherit the project. Will take more than a bit of buffing to get it flyable.

https://tinyurl.com/4zfskkuc

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2021 08:59 PM (/LaKe)

407 The leave me the fuck alone act, is called the US Constitution.

But that ship sailed.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 22, 2021 08:58 PM (oHd/0)

The theory was good, but the practitioners were corrupt!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at June 22, 2021 09:00 PM (hOUT3)

408 The anthrax shot felt way worse then any of the pfizer shots.

Posted by: Draki at June 22, 2021 09:01 PM (8ni2U)

409 I saw a picture of Lightfoot that made me think: Nazgul.

But then I saw Groot catching on.

I still like Nazgul though.

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2021 09:01 PM (XHhHI)

410 Romeo13
, threadwinner

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 22, 2021 09:01 PM (XMGl9)

411 414 Desert Storm.... they made us sign a waiver for vaccines, but if you did not sign, you could not deploy, and thus, career over.

Then... Gulf War Syndrome...
Posted by: Romeo13
___

Same with OIF in 2003.
Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 08:58 PM (Vi7PN)

Were you able to get tje VA to cover you afterwards? Did you claim it by name? I got the to cover mine, but i didn't call it GWS, i listed out all of the symptoms and claimed those instead.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 22, 2021 09:02 PM (VcFUs)

412 For the aviation minded who win the Mega Millions or Powerball, here's a unique chance to own a rare plane. On eBay from the Fatherland an early Bf 109G-6 project. For the modest sum of $138,000 plus shipping you can inherit the project. Will take more than a bit of buffing to get it flyable.

https://tinyurl.com/4zfskkuc
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2021 08:59 PM

Could be a good start toward kitbashing your own Messerspit.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2021 09:02 PM (DMUuz)

413 Lori looks like that intrepid explorer from Beetlejuice that the witch doctor did the head shrinking on...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2021 09:02 PM (/LaKe)

414
We might cut their lucre off.
Posted by: Braenyard

Like that weightlifting guy?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2021 09:03 PM (63Dwl)

415 Hmmm.... so suddenly Facebook 'suggested friends' is full of Black people I have no connection with at all... many not even in the US.

Started happening earlier today... and now, first 8 suggested friends are in that category.

Talk about social engineering.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 22, 2021 09:03 PM (oHd/0)

416 a bit of buffing to get it flyable.

https://tinyurl.com/4zfskkuc
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2021 08:59 PM (/LaKe)
-

That baby is missing a couple of parts.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 09:03 PM (jg5Rp)

417 Were you able to get the VA to cover you afterwards? Did you claim it by name? I got the to cover mine, but I didn't call it GWS, I listed out all of the symptoms and claimed those instead.
___

That's funny.

But no.

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 09:03 PM (Vi7PN)

418
400 quatloos on the same person who suggested an evolution to coat a particular hitch with a 'special lubricant'.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2021 08:58 PM (DMUuz)

You sir, just won my chicken a la king mre. Sorry, the tp is already used but i can get it back for you if you need it.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 22, 2021 09:04 PM (VcFUs)

419 They figured they could get some "voter suppression" speeches out of it and avoid a probable overturn by SCOTUS.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2021 08:57 PM (5p7BC)

You're right Dave, a lot of what Dems do is just theater for their lefty fan club members...gun control? Theater. Never gonna happen. Fed take over of voting in America? Theater. DOJ gonna stop and arrest election auditors? Theater.

Even the so-called "insurrectionists" of Jan 6th are all getting off now with $500 fines associated with misdemeanor offenses of "illegal parade and demonstration" on Government Property - the whole thing was just theater.

Posted by: Boswell at June 22, 2021 09:04 PM (5iUNf)

420 Were you able to get tje VA to cover you afterwards? Did you claim it by name? I got the to cover mine, but i didn't call it GWS, i listed out all of the symptoms and claimed those instead.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 22, 2021 09:02 PM (VcFUs)

I'm retired, so my 'case' was never diagnosed... but I've got semi free medical anyway.

Its amusing that they try to tell us its was due to the environment, when the Iraquis don't seem to have it at all.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 22, 2021 09:05 PM (oHd/0)

421
Ever participated in Big Army's assembly line inoculations?



"Don't fucking smear the gun on my arm you ape..."

Cur walks away bleeding from a 2 inch slice in his bicep.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 22, 2021 09:05 PM (gbfHZ)

422 Jet injectors

https://tinyurl.com/25a9yatf
Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 08:56 PM (Vi7PN)

I'm pretty sure I've had one of those.

Posted by: Emmie at June 22, 2021 09:05 PM (tcsxg)

423 Jet injectors

https://tinyurl.com/25a9yatf
-----------
Don't flinch!

Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2021 09:05 PM (+ya+t)

424 Ever participated in Big Army's assembly line inoculations?
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf
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3-4 injections in both arms. with pneumatic 'needles'. Practically on the double.

Lot of split skin and bleeding arms.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2021 09:05 PM (bk3Sg)

425 428
We might cut their lucre off.
Posted by: Braenyard

Like that weightlifting guy?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2021 09:03 PM (63Dwl)
----------------

Aye, that's a start.
Then we loot and pillage.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 09:05 PM (jg5Rp)

426 Yeah its missing a few bits. Now me, would tell them to build it out as a G-6/AS but the DB603 supercharger is optional. Unless they get very Krautish, then would demand that supercharger be installed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2021 09:06 PM (/LaKe)

427
That's funny.

But no.
Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 09:03 PM (Vi7PN)

Ack efore they were forced to start covering it, they contacted me and asked me to register for the GWS issues. My response? I ain't got GWS, you bastidges told me so, why the hell would i register for something i ain't got? Them- but you got the symptoms. Me- so? Them- awkward silence. Me- i got to get back to work, call me if you ever decide to cover GWS.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 22, 2021 09:07 PM (VcFUs)

428 meh

Posted by: breitbart-clone at June 22, 2021 09:08 PM (qRi+N)

429 I saw a picture of Lightfoot that made me think: Nazgul.
----
Uh, I'd appreciate it if you were a little more specific.

Posted by: Gordon at June 22, 2021 09:09 PM (GBHAb)

430 ONT is nude. Like dude on an ottoman ude too.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 22, 2021 09:10 PM (VcFUs)

431 Anna Puma, All I can do is say Hello. Your knowledge is immense .

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 09:11 PM (qWWAV)

432 Had a CE Chief buddy who had some shot reaction in Desert Storm sent him straight to Germany for 90 days. Swole up like to bust. I had those same shots in 05 with no reaction. I must be a lower life form. Less advanced on the evolutionary chain or something.

Posted by: Eromero at June 22, 2021 09:18 PM (0OP+5)

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