MSNBC/NBC "Journalist" Jake Sherman: The Difference Between Our Coverage of Biden and Trump Is Explained Simply -- Biden Compliments Us and Calls Us Borderline Illiterates "the Brightest People in the Country""

Gee I wonder if CNN and the WaPo will be "fact-checking" that preposterous lie!

These cretins need to be told they're smart. They need constant validation.


Otherwise they get pissypants.


CNN's Jeff Zelaney quickly pivoted away from a question about Biden yelling at CNN fellatrix Kaitlin Collins, to praise Biden for his "confidence."

Confidence? Gee that's something Trump had none of!

I guess Jeff Zelaney got a call from the White House, and changed his tune after being yelled at: Zelaney previously noted, accurately, that he had never seen a " " " president " " " "so protected by his aides."

They're weak, stupid, insecure, social-climbing, and cowardly.

And evil.

And enemies of the people.

Posted by: Ace at 12:13 PM




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Posted by: flounder at June 17, 2021 11:14 AM (KnJdm)

2 Grempht

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 17, 2021 11:14 AM (WGara)

3 Also, tell your rapist they are the best lover you ever had.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 17, 2021 11:15 AM (C/Xrg)

4 Huh.

Posted by: Olympic Tiddly Wink Player at June 17, 2021 11:15 AM (FsXyN)

5 Top ten.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 17, 2021 11:15 AM (cCR4w)

6 Pathetic, low-life enemies of the Republic.

Posted by: flounder at June 17, 2021 11:15 AM (KnJdm)

7 Biden just now to reporters: You're the brightest people in the country.

Trump didn't say that.

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Because Trump told the truth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 11:15 AM (LvTSG)

8 You left out "obnoxious". And "nattering nabobs if negativism".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 17, 2021 11:15 AM (WGara)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 11:16 AM (Zz0t1)

10 PDT called out the press and challenged them to actually do their jobs.

Instead of actually doing their jobs, they threw a collective temper tantrum and went crying to the Deep State about how the bad man hurt their feewing.

What a bunch of ignorant emotionally retarded children our press corp is.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 17, 2021 11:16 AM (2SdPm)

11 And the checks in the mail!

And I won't cum ... well.. you know...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021 11:16 AM (oHd/0)

12 Pathetic twaddle spewing imbecilic losets.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 17, 2021 11:16 AM (cSyAR)

13 Biden just now to reporters: You're the brightest people in the country.

Trump didn't say that.


Trump was right.

Posted by: t-bird at June 17, 2021 11:16 AM (2nFxy)

14 Doesn't he keep treating them like garbage the minute they step out of line?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 17, 2021 11:16 AM (csEWM)

15 Not to mention "pusillanimous pussyfooters".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 17, 2021 11:16 AM (WGara)

16 LOL pathetic

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 17, 2021 11:16 AM (KZzsI)

17 They're all ghey as they love things blown up their ass constantly as confirmation of their necessity.

It's false.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 11:17 AM (Zz0t1)

18 If someone honestly thinks that the American press is full of some of the smartest people he knows, well that person is, you know, dumb as a fucking rock.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 11:17 AM (LvTSG)

19 Ace was just gonna say we are the brightest commenters in the country.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 17, 2021 11:17 AM (sjdRT)

20 I saw on Twitter a piece about reporters joking amongst themselves about the stupid softball questions they were going to ask Biden next time.

They aren't stupid. They are accomplices.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, nothing important, skip ahead at June 17, 2021 11:17 AM (2BgZB)

21 To any of the gay horde: Jake sounds like a cheap date.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 17, 2021 11:17 AM (csEWM)

22 20 I saw on Twitter a piece about reporters joking amongst themselves about the stupid softball questions they were going to ask Biden next time.

They aren't stupid. They are accomplices.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, nothing important, skip ahead at June 17, 2021 11:17 AM (2BgZB)

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Objection: These two are not mutually exclusive.

I posit that they are both stupid and accomplices.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 11:18 AM (LvTSG)

23 You left out "obnoxious". And "nattering nabobs if negativism".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 17, 2021 11:15 AM


You forgot ugly, lazy, and disrespectful....

Posted by: Bender's Mom at June 17, 2021 11:18 AM (m+jkK)

24 The press:

College graduates that were too stupid and uncoordinated for the rigors of earning a degree in interpretive dance.

Posted by: Archer at June 17, 2021 11:18 AM (gmo/4)

25 You get a participation trophy and you get a participation trophy and you get a participation trophy. Everybody gets a new participation trophy!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2021 11:18 AM (r+sAi)

26 Fluffers gonna fluff.

Posted by: Roy at June 17, 2021 11:18 AM (xIsSr)

27 My Trump butthurt is incapacitating.

Posted by: Jake Sherman at June 17, 2021 11:19 AM (TKmok)

28 19 Ace was just gonna say we are the brightest commenters in the country.
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 17, 2021 11:17 AM (sjdRT)

Nah, that was Breitbart... Peace be upon him...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021 11:19 AM (oHd/0)

29 They suck. Every member of every agency in every facet of the Western press sucks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2021 11:19 AM (Jsjd7)

30 I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!

Posted by: MSNBC Fredos at June 17, 2021 11:19 AM (8VdmT)

31 "See if Russia changes its behavior"
........

Yeah, they might nuke us.

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2021 11:19 AM (v0R5T)

32
"Everybody learns to write by the second grade. Most go on to do more important things." - Bobby Knight

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2021 11:19 AM (mht8P)

33 Who's a good boy?! Who's a good boy?

(Pats commie journalist on head)

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at June 17, 2021 11:20 AM (n/szn)

34 IIRC, Zeleny was the guy who asked Obama the "enchants you the most" question. I mean, give the guy credit. It's hard to make yourself understood when you have your tongue up someone's butt.

Posted by: pep at June 17, 2021 11:20 AM (v16oJ)

35 > You're the brightest people in the country.

SAT and GRE scores indicate otherwise.

But sure, you go with Dopey Joe's opinion.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2021 11:20 AM (XGAZE)

36 The reporter he went after sounds like a battered wife.

And just imagine if it had been a guy. Biden would have threatened to kick his ass.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 17, 2021 11:20 AM (G2zl5)

37 I posit that they are both stupid and accomplices.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 11:18 AM (LvTSG)
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So, Max to Professor Fate.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 17, 2021 11:20 AM (WGara)

38 Reporters aren't the smartest people in the country. But if they were it would be a waste of talent.

Posted by: zmdavid at June 17, 2021 11:20 AM (xqRaG)

39 35 > You're the brightest people in the country.

SAT and GRE scores indicate otherwise.

But sure, you go with Dopey Joe's opinion.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2021 11:20 AM (XGAZE)

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SAT and GRE are racist against journalists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 11:20 AM (LvTSG)

40 You're celebrating nothing......

Momma, give me my medicine that makes me feel like a tall tree.......


https://youtu.be/Uq_REsvdCg0

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 11:20 AM (Zz0t1)

41 Turns out when they asked what kind of ice cream he had it wasn't what he ordered. Why do they have to keep bringing up that he didn't get strawberry?

Posted by: Flyguy at June 17, 2021 11:20 AM (h/G7U)

42 25 You get a participation trophy and you get a participation trophy and you get a participation trophy. Everybody gets a new participation trophy!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2021 11:18 AM (r+sAi)

Where's my bagfull of money? Biden was giving them out at the G7...

And the Dems are now talking a 6 Trillion 'infrastructure' bill.

Oh, and now even if you just ASK for asylum and are in the US, they will fly your family here to stay with you, on the taxpayers dime...

But... really... none of that is causing inflation... peasant.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021 11:21 AM (oHd/0)

43 Of all the seminal moments concerning Trump and the press, one of my favorites was when some dope started asking PT about the price of oil and Trump asked him if he knew the price of oil that day.

He didn't. They know nothing.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 17, 2021 11:21 AM (KbCG3)

44 It is pretty funny though how easily these reporters are bought. After Biden yells at one of them, they just compliment them and they are back on their knees licking govt nads.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2021 11:21 AM (r+sAi)

45 If I throw you some fish that you will continuously consume, you'll repeatedly clap for me and bark in approval, right?

Journalists are actually seals.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 17, 2021 11:21 AM (TNyrE)

46 College graduates that were too stupid and uncoordinated for the rigors of earning a degree in interpretive dance.

Posted by: Archer at June 17, 2021 11:18 AM (gmo/4)

Can you still get a degree in Basket Weaving?

Posted by: BignJames at June 17, 2021 11:21 AM (AwYPR)

47 How sticky is the floor after one of these love-fests?

Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2021 11:21 AM (XxJt1)

48 i added more five minutes after i posted it.

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2021 11:21 AM (0G13K)

49 I had more respect for Pravda. Honestly.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 17, 2021 11:21 AM (sCoor)

50 Biden just now to reporters: You're the brightest people in the country.
Trump didn't say that.

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Say what you will about Trump, he wasn't a big liar. And that is a mighty big lie. The J-school is the second-stupidest group of people on any university campus.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2021 11:21 AM (Jsjd7)

51 If someone honestly thinks that the American press is full of some of the smartest people he knows, well that person is, you know, dumb as a fucking rock.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 11:17 AM (LvTSG)



It was YOU! YOU shit my pants!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 17, 2021 11:21 AM (Zz0t1)

52 48 i added more five minutes after i posted it.
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2021 11:21 AM (0G13K)

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I noticed.

*watches page dance with every reload*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 11:22 AM (LvTSG)

53 An obviously senile man called you bright. That's not the greatest possible compliment.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 17, 2021 11:22 AM (cSyAR)

54
Who's a good boy?! Who's a good boy?

(Pats commie journalist on head)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at June 17, 2021 11:20 AM (n/szn)

___________

Yup. Give a dog a treat and you're a friend. Journalists, artists and intellectuals can be bought with bright baubles and awards.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2021 11:22 AM (mht8P)

55 >>>19 Ace was just gonna say we are the brightest commenters in the country.


You are the brightest Morons in the country!

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2021 11:22 AM (0G13K)

56 The press have less metal prowess than Groot.


And I like Groot.

Posted by: Archer at June 17, 2021 11:22 AM (gmo/4)

57 31 "See if Russia changes its behavior"

Yeah, they might nuke us.
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2021 11:19 AM (v0R5T)

They don't need to nuc us... Putin just needs to sit back and watch as we destroy ourselves.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021 11:22 AM (oHd/0)

58 Journalists are actually seals.

Trained seals.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 17, 2021 11:22 AM (sCoor)

59 Can you still get a degree in Basket Weaving?
Posted by: BignJames at June 17, 2021 11:21 AM (AwYPR)
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If you can play a sport that makes your school money.

Posted by: zmdavid at June 17, 2021 11:22 AM (xqRaG)

60 I saw the twit image of biden at the head of the stairs of the airplane and then imagined him tumbling down the steps.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 17, 2021 11:23 AM (csEWM)

61 Yeah, the reports are a bunch of Einsteins. Way to go, Einstein!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2021 11:23 AM (ynpvh)

62 As I reported on the last thread, the trollop who Biden yelled at actually apologized for the question she asked the Meat Puppet.

These people are the worst.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 17, 2021 11:23 AM (QlVtI)

63 Joe Biden carried himself with a seasoned air of confidence that new presidents seldom possess. The Biden doctrine will be tested in the months ahead as the relationship he's crafting with Putin and other leaders develops.
What exactly is the Biden doctrine? Roll left or roll right prior to taking it up the squeakhole?

He has a seasoned air of confidence because he thinks he's going commando on the Riviera, not attending an international meeting. Either way, the confidence is unmerited.

Posted by: pep at June 17, 2021 11:23 AM (v16oJ)

64 Journalists are actually seals.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 17, 2021 11:21 AM


Self blowing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2021 11:23 AM (m+jkK)

65 59 Can you still get a degree in Basket Weaving?
Posted by: BignJames at June 17, 2021 11:21 AM (AwYPR)
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If you can play a sport that makes your school money.
Posted by: zmdavid at June 17, 2021 11:22 AM (xqRaG)

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What if I offer to pay the school $50,000 a year for the privilege?

But, you know, not the bad kind of privilege.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 11:23 AM (LvTSG)

66 Say what you will about Trump, he wasn't a big liar. And that is a mighty big lie. The J-school is the second-stupidest group of people on any university campus.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2021 11:21 AM (Jsjd7)

Trump did not need to lie to get laid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 17, 2021 11:23 AM (csEWM)

67 The Fredo Media.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 17, 2021 11:23 AM (sneiI)

68 Yeah, well, rotting meat is often highly seasoned to fool the rubes.

Posted by: Napoleon at June 17, 2021 11:23 AM (u/gis)

69 You are the brightest Morons in the country!
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2021 11:22 AM (0G13K)

Well *blushes* I feel like the Valedictorian of Summer School!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 17, 2021 11:24 AM (csEWM)

70 Yup. Give a dog a treat and you're a friend. Journalists, artists and intellectuals can be bought with bright baubles and awards.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2021 11:22 AM (mht8P)

My Russell Terrier is more discerning than a journalist!

Posted by: CN at June 17, 2021 11:24 AM (ONvIw)

71 The brightest people in the country? When I was teaching economics the students from the journalism department were always at the bottom of the class.

Maybe they seem bright to Biden, but what would Biden know about being bright.

Posted by: Dave at June 17, 2021 11:24 AM (mXUCw)

72 > It is pretty funny though how easily these reporters are bought. After Biden yells at one of them, they just compliment them and they are back on their knees licking govt nads.

There's a (in)famous film of a chimp tormenting a flock of chickens. The chimp had a piece of coathanger wire and some corn. It would hide the wire behind its back and hold out the corn in its hand. The chickens would come running over to get the corn. Then the chimp would thrash hell out of the chickens with the wire, and they'd run off.

But the instant it hid the wire again and held out the corn, right back they'd come.

Reporters = chickens.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2021 11:24 AM (XGAZE)

73 All the homies hate Don Lemon. Et al.

Posted by: Turnout Man at June 17, 2021 11:24 AM (7CyhL)

74 Joe Biden carried himself with a seasoned air of confidence that new presidents seldom possess. The Biden doctrine will be tested in the months ahead as the relationship he's crafting with Putin and other leaders develops. @Kevinliptakcnn & I report
-- Jeff Zeleny (@jeffzeleny

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Okay. Call me stupid and ignorant if you need to, but I am honestly perplexed by something in this. What is the "Biden Doctrine?" I pay closer attention than most, but I haven't been able to discern an actual doctrine beyond "I'm for sale, and will negotiate on price unless you're on my country's side."

So what is the Biden Doctrine?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2021 11:24 AM (Jsjd7)

75
You are the brightest Morons in the country!
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2021 11:22 AM (0G13K)



This isn't about me, is it......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 11:24 AM (Zz0t1)

76 OT Juneteenth

When I left Houston I also left a barber I had for 20+ years. I went to the closest barber to my new place and found out I was just about the only white customer they had.

Torrence the Barber graduated high school in Minneapolis and when the topic of Juneteenth came up last year he laughed about it. He knew what Juneteenth was because he was born in Houston but no one in Minnesota did. It became national because of St George.

Posted by: DanMan at June 17, 2021 11:24 AM (aUOqu)

77 Willowed:

I'm fighting a compulsion to fly to Iceland to see the volcano. Researched tours last night. Someone talk me out of it.
Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2021 11:03 AM (XxJt1)


Iceland is cold. And why go look at a volcano? Make a bonfire in your back yard and look at that. Throw some gasoline in every now and then for that KABOOM experience of things shooting out and knocking you over.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2021 11:24 AM (2JVJo)

78 "Biden just now to reporters: You're the brightest people in the country."
Just remember - Bai-Den called Hunter the smartest man who knew, too.

Posted by: Dr. Titanium Whitey, J.D. at June 17, 2021 11:24 AM (i6shs)

79 It is fairly objectively noticeable how stupid, lazy and vindictive the media is. But this really hits home when they cover a story you are personally familiar with, or write about someone you know very well.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 17, 2021 11:24 AM (Lg6CJ)

80 Self blowing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2021 11:23 AM (m+jkK)[/i
Now, wait a minute!

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at June 17, 2021 11:25 AM (XxJt1)

81 > If you can play a sport that makes your school money.

I think "American Studies" is the current favorite for that.

Basketweaving requires some actual skill.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2021 11:25 AM (XGAZE)

82
So what is the Biden Doctrine?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2021 11:24 AM (Jsjd7)

I don't know but I'm sure there's a pretty girl who does.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 17, 2021 11:25 AM (cSyAR)

83 Journalists are actually seals.
False. Seals have the nads to swim with sharks. These buffoons would be overmatched by a baby goat rodeo.

Posted by: pep at June 17, 2021 11:25 AM (v16oJ)

84 BREAKING NEWS: Senile old farts get cranky in the afternoon.

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2021 11:25 AM (v0R5T)

85 You are the brightest Morons in the country!

*rolls on back, wags tail*

Posted by: East of Omaha at June 17, 2021 11:25 AM (z/EVC)

86 69 You are the brightest Morons in the country!

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2021 11:22 AM (0G13K)


Well *blushes* I feel like the Valedictorian of Summer School!Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 17, 2021 11:24 AM (csEWM)

There's a old joke about a guy at a job interview. The interviewer asked where he got his education. "Yale".
"And what was your name again?"

"Yimmy Yonson"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2021 11:25 AM (ynpvh)

87
Uh, oh.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at June 17, 2021 11:25 AM (XxJt1)

88 >So what is the Biden Doctrine?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2021 11:24 AM (Jsjd7)


Drool softly and carry a big bag of Depends.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 17, 2021 11:26 AM (sjdRT)

89 Our finest minds. Some are called to fight cancer by studying biology and genetics for decades, some study advanced mathematics to work in encryption to help keep our country safe. But our finest, the best of best, crank out questions about Joe Biden's ice cream preferences.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 17, 2021 11:26 AM (Wm5SB)

90 Bow down before your media masters! And don't be the first to stop applauding!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 17, 2021 11:26 AM (d9FiS)

91 You could come visit Mt St Helens and see what they look like after they blow. Frankly, I've seen enough volcanic ash to last me for awhile.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 17, 2021 11:26 AM (5HBd1)

92 Uh, oh.
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at June 17, 2021 11:25 AM (XxJt1)



It's ok.

We don't want your DNA all over the barrel.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 11:26 AM (Zz0t1)

93 Iceland is cold. And why go look at a volcano? Make a bonfire in your back yard and look at that. Throw some gasoline in every now and then for that KABOOM experience of things shooting out and knocking you over.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2021 11:24 AM


Hmm...I do have a lot of brush that needs removal. And a large fire pit....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2021 11:27 AM (m+jkK)

94 Biden just now to reporters: You're the brightest people in the country.

The brightest people in the country are writing down, "Joe says we're the brightest people in the country." and giving it to another person who reads it on air.

Posted by: t-bird at June 17, 2021 11:27 AM (fFtVH)

95 There's a old joke about a guy at a job interview. The interviewer asked where he got his education. "Yale".
"And what was your name again?"

"Yimmy Yonson"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2021 11:25 AM (ynpvh)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 17, 2021 11:27 AM (csEWM)

96 Pravda did what they did out of fear of going to Siberia, or being shot.

Our fifth-column of a "Fourth Estate" does it because they are every bit as treasonous and anti-American as the Democrats (BIRM).

Pineapple wrapped in barbed wire inserted sideways into media squeakholes is the best way to proceed.

When and if things go really sideways, I wonder if the "media" realizes they will end up in the same place as the Dems they fellate?

Posted by: acethepug at June 17, 2021 11:27 AM (qPKAe)

97 I would love to stay here all day, but I have a big old boat to clean and maintenance....

Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2021 11:27 AM (6Je/Q)

98 > Iceland is cold.

Not compared to where I live.

> And why go look at a volcano?

Here I agree. I've been in one volcanic ash fall. Don't care to repeat the experience. The feeling was... apocalyptic.


If I went to Iceland it would be to look at the hawt blondes, not the volcanos.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2021 11:28 AM (XGAZE)

99 This slender, leggy, busty brunette in short shorts and a crop top is entirely unimpressed with the Biden Doctrine:
https://is.gd/4UHzAH

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2021 11:28 AM (Jsjd7)

100 You like us! You really like us!

Posted by: Sally Field at June 17, 2021 11:28 AM (XxJt1)

101 94 Biden just now to reporters: You're the brightest people in the country.

The brightest people in the country are writing down, "Joe says we're the brightest people in the country." and giving it to another person who reads it on air.
Posted by: t-bird at June 17, 2021 11:27 AM (fFtVH)

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Any man who must say, "I am the king," is no true king.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 11:28 AM (LvTSG)

102 88 >So what is the Biden Doctrine?


Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2021 11:24 AM (Jsjd7)
Drool softly and carry a big bag of Depends.


Posted by: Muad'dib at June 17, 2021 11:26 AM (sjdRT)

Drool softly and forget your Shtick?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2021 11:28 AM (ynpvh)

103 J-School is for those people who cannot hack the intellectual rigors of a Physical Education Degree.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 17, 2021 11:28 AM (flINI)

104 I guess Jeff Zelaney got a call from the White House, and changed his tune after being yelled at: Zelaney previously noted, accurately, that he had never seen a " " " president " " " "so protected by his aides."

I'm not sure about that part of it. It looks like Zelaney made those critical comments about 30 minutes after the sycophantic ones made originally.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 17, 2021 11:29 AM (mdjgu)

105 >>Biden just now to reporters: You're the brightest people in the country.


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BIDEN HAS ALSO SAID HIS TRAINWRECK-FUCKUP SON HUNTER IS THE SMARTEST GUY HE KNOWS. GOOD COMPANY YA GOT THERE, WH PRESS CORPS!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 17, 2021 11:29 AM (bDqIh)

106 60 I saw the twit image of biden at the head of the stairs of the airplane and then imagined him tumbling down the steps.
Posted by: Aetius451AD



You too?

Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 17, 2021 11:30 AM (bivK1)

107 So what is the Biden Doctrine?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2021 11:24 AM (Jsjd7)

Sniffing children, finger-raping staffers, and giving away everything under the sun to our adversaries.

Posted by: flounder at June 17, 2021 11:30 AM (KnJdm)

108 Kim Jong-un is jealous of Joe's sycophantic press.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2021 11:30 AM (63Dwl)

109 The Revolution underway is highly unusual, if not unique....

Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2021 11:30 AM (6Je/Q)

110
They say there is a lot of ruin in a nation. If Biden is right that reporters are the brightest people in the nation now, we'll need every ounce of that ruin.

And then some.

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at June 17, 2021 11:30 AM (egOCw)

111 Thoughts on Roger Zelazny?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 17, 2021 11:30 AM (csEWM)

112 96 Pravda did what they did out of fear of going to Siberia, or being shot.

Our fifth-column of a "Fourth Estate" does it because they are every bit as treasonous and anti-American as the Democrats (BIRM).
Posted by: acethepug at June 17, 2021 11:27 AM (qPKAe)

Exactly. The former editor of Pravda made this very point many years ago in an essay. Moreover, he pointed out that Pravda writers would often slip subversive jabs and counterpoints into their articles.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 17, 2021 11:30 AM (Lg6CJ)

113 J-School is for those people who cannot hack the intellectual rigors of a Physical Education Degree.
PE Dept: Follow the bouncing ball.
Journalism major: Ummm... **raises hand to ask for clarification**

Posted by: pep at June 17, 2021 11:31 AM (v16oJ)

114 The Biden Doctrine: be a senile old fool and kow-tow to the demands of all other countries' leaders, while constantly farting and telling "journalists" how smart and wonderful they are (when you're not yelling incoherently at them).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 17, 2021 11:31 AM (k4dH2)

115 Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, teach Gym. Those who can't teach Gym, are Journalists.

Posted by: Archer at June 17, 2021 11:31 AM (gmo/4)

116 I think that one of the problems that Trump had was that he believes in meritocracy. However... that is not how journalism or politics works. So he alienated both the press and the legislature, because he assumed that they would be competent, when in fact, all they were interested in was mutual d*ck s*cking.

He didn't play their game, so they would not engage with him.

Posted by: Vyx at June 17, 2021 11:31 AM (tjZg/)

117 Which reminds me I saw The Kaboom Experience open for The 1910 Fruitgum Company at the Newbury in '67.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2021 11:31 AM (2JVJo)

118 109 The Revolution underway is highly unusual, if not unique....
Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2021 11:30 AM (6Je/Q)

Mao's Cultural Revolution.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021 11:31 AM (oHd/0)

119 And we learn that the "Trust the science!!" crowd is full of sh-- as well. Because an idea that Trump put forth as to the origin of the COVID-19 virus was "racist", scientists went against it. Now that we have Sleepy Joe in the WH, they take a different stance -- and ADMIT it. And freely admit that the scientific evidence didn't change, just who is in the Whitehouse.

https://nbcnews.to/ 3cQFQ7P <<remove the space.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 17, 2021 11:31 AM (N39Ws)

120 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BIDEN HAS ALSO SAID HIS TRAINWRECK-FUCKUP SON HUNTER IS THE SMARTEST GUY HE KNOWS. GOOD COMPANY YA GOT THERE, WH PRESS CORPS!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 17, 2021 11:29 AM (bDqIh)
........

They're so smart they'll be first in line to buy his paintings.

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2021 11:31 AM (v0R5T)

121 Drool softly and forget your Shtick?


Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2021 11:28 AM (ynpvh)

Shut 'er down.

Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2021 11:32 AM (XxJt1)

122 118 109 The Revolution underway is highly unusual, if not unique....
Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2021 11:30 AM (6Je/Q)

Mao's Cultural Revolution.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021 11:31 AM (oHd/0)


Very apt comparison.

Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2021 11:32 AM (6Je/Q)

123 If these clowns were even slightly aware of history, they'd know that along with antifa and blm, they'll be the first ones lined up along the ditches. After all, they have no useful skills as the new regime moves, and could be a danger. And really, how many people do they need to read the propaganda for the one TV channel and radio station? Sure don't need a degree for that.

So, I guess there's a positive for everything.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 17, 2021 11:32 AM (wAnMi)

124 Thoughts on Roger Zelazny?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 17, 2021 11:30 AM (csEWM)
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Always an interesting read. "Lord of Light" is awesome.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 17, 2021 11:33 AM (WGara)

125 Drool softly and forget your Shtick?

***

And believe me... Joebama has a big stick

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 17, 2021 11:33 AM (flINI)

126 I thought Hunter is the smartest person he knows.

Posted by: torabora at June 17, 2021 11:33 AM (12YfF)

127 Biggest difference I see between Owebama and Biden, Owebama said he was jealous of Xi because he owned the press......Biden just returned the hummer.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 11:33 AM (Zz0t1)

128 So what is the Biden Doctrine?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2021 11:24 AM (Jsjd7)

Sniffing children, finger-raping staffers, and giving away everything under the sun to our adversaries.
Posted by: flounder at June 17, 2021 11:30 AM


Bai Den! What is best in life?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2021 11:34 AM (m+jkK)

129 OT

Don't know if anyone mentioned it, but NRO links to Ace today in "Have Journalists Ever Met The People They Write About?"

Goes to the 2013 "Political MacGuffin" post.

Posted by: CJ at June 17, 2021 11:34 AM (9KqcB)

130 It's getting so the "journalists" are writing short stories instead of factual news reporting. Unfortunately they're the kind of grade-Z short fiction you used to find in "men's magazines" in the '70s.

(Sure, there are exceptions to that rule. Some of Stephen King's earliest and best horror fiction appeared in those magazines. But the principle stands.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2021 11:34 AM (+nNqu)

131 108 Kim Jong-un is jealous of Joe's sycophantic press.
__________

There was an article at Insty's this morning about how Australian news reporters are laughing (on air) and mocking U.S. news "reporters" for their disgustingly fawning coverage of Biden, and pointing out that these same "reporters" were openly vicious and hostile to President Trump, and routinely mocked and disparaged pretty much everything he said or did.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 17, 2021 11:34 AM (k4dH2)

132 103 J-School is for those people who cannot hack the intellectual rigors of a Physical Education Degree.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 17, 2021 11:28 AM (flINI)

Too many taters

Posted by: CN at June 17, 2021 11:34 AM (ONvIw)

133 116 ... meritocracy. However... that is not how journalism or politics works.
Posted by: Vyx at June 17, 2021 11:31 AM (tjZg/)
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Meritocracy in those fields - most craven wins.

Posted by: zmdavid at June 17, 2021 11:34 AM (xqRaG)

134 I'm his favorite.

Posted by: Chocolate Chocolate Chip at June 17, 2021 11:35 AM (34EdY)

135

Shove a live snake up their ass!

Posted by: That Guy at June 17, 2021 11:35 AM (1mLGh)

136 The gaslighting will continue until morale improves, comrades!

Posted by: ShainS at June 17, 2021 11:35 AM (c3dw6)

137 So again their Big Lie is that their political agitation is actually *personal*. And some of *us* even want to believe it.

Bottom line if Trump was for Open Borders and live birth abortion they would have licked his mud flaps clean.

Posted by: ... at June 17, 2021 11:35 AM (FNqfW)

138 Soledad O'Alcatraz excuses Biden for going Hulk on that uppity chick reporterette.

Soledad O'Brien
@soledadobrien
Not a fair question. Kind of a stupid question. Hard to tell if it was in good faith as she was quoting him on something he didn't say but beyond that, sure.

-
Translation: The bitch deserved it!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 17, 2021 11:35 AM (d9FiS)

139 I thought Hunter is the smartest person he knows.
Posted by: torabora at June 17, 2021 11:33 AM (12YfF)


Beau knows coffins.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 11:35 AM (Zz0t1)

140 Biden just now to reporters: You're the brightest people in the country.



Without evidence.

Posted by: H. Biden at June 17, 2021 11:35 AM (U1eOr)

141 >Shove a live snake up their ass!

Posted by: That Guy at June 17, 2021 11:35 AM (1mLGh)


Reporting for duty!!

Posted by: Shep! at June 17, 2021 11:36 AM (sjdRT)

142 So what's the male version of a fellatrix called?
Asking for a friend here.

Posted by: torabora at June 17, 2021 11:36 AM (12YfF)

143 134 I'm his favorite.

Posted by: Chocolate Chocolate Chip at June 17, 2021 11:35 AM (34EdY)

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That's his pet name for Corn Pop's two scoops.

Posted by: ShainS at June 17, 2021 11:36 AM (c3dw6)

144 Last night OAN interviewed James OKeefe who dropped two videos of the reporter from Fox Houston who told her audience about the censorship at Fox . OAN interviewed her and she explained the two videos she ran for O Keefe in which her boss told her she was a bad reporter for interviewing an infectious disease specialist she was assigned by the station to interview and allowing him to talk about HCQ. Another video was of another editor telling her that poor AA are their five pm audience and they do not want to know about Bitcoin. More recordings coming and OKeefe says a dozen more reporters have come forward to Veritas to report the same behavior from their editors.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 17, 2021 11:36 AM (MFYIp)

145 Thoughts on Roger Zelazny?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 17, 2021 11:30 AM (csEWM)
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Always an interesting read. "Lord of Light" is awesome.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 17, 2021


***
Some of his early short stories were influenced by that "New Wave" that sloshed through SF in the late Sixties. But his storytelling got better later. I have Jack of Shadows on my to-be-read pile right now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2021 11:36 AM (+nNqu)

146 Bai Den! What is best in life?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2021 11:34 AM (m+jkK)

To run before your enemies. To get driven to the ice cream store, and to sniff the hair of their womenz.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021 11:36 AM (oHd/0)

147 142 So what's the male version of a fellatrix called?
Asking for a friend here.
Posted by: torabora at June 17, 2021 11:36 AM (12YfF)



That's a Jake Tapper

Posted by: H. Biden at June 17, 2021 11:36 AM (U1eOr)

148 fuck every one of those cocksuckers

Posted by: f'd at June 17, 2021 11:37 AM (Tnijr)

149 So, a Senile Dimwit calling you the Brightest??? Reporters are just whores...

Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2021 11:37 AM (6Je/Q)

150 Goes to the 2013 "Political MacGuffin" post.

Did they credit Goldberg for it?

Posted by: Oddbob at June 17, 2021 11:37 AM (nfrXX)

151 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2021 11:31 AM (2JVJo)

Anyway, I bought the book on Thriftbooks, and his time series as well.

I always admire people who can write and stir emotion. When I was in college, I took a medieval literature class and an assignment asked us to write a troubadour-like poem. The prof said " Miss N, you did everything I asked for ...but it reads like a science manual, how did you do it?"

Posted by: CN at June 17, 2021 11:37 AM (ONvIw)

152 So what's the male version of a fellatrix called?
Asking for a friend here.

Posted by: torabora at June 17, 2021 11:36 AM (12YfF)

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Fella-trix. $20, same as in town.

Posted by: ShainS at June 17, 2021 11:38 AM (c3dw6)

153 Bai Den! What is best in life?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2021 11:34 AM (m+jkK)


To crunch your M&M's, See them diving in the pool, and fear the lamination of their women.

Posted by: Xao Bai Den at June 17, 2021 11:38 AM (wAnMi)

154 I surprised Charles Cooke linked to aces political Macguffin post and not one of Goldberg's plagiarisms of it.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 17, 2021 11:38 AM (G2zl5)

155 The gaslighting will continue until morale improves, comrades!
Posted by: ShainS

Jen Psaki
@PressSec

United States government official
The last time the economy was growing this fast, Republicans were telling us it was "Morning in America." Facts are facts---economic growth is up, unemployment is down. thanks @POTUS

-
It's a Biden miracle!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 17, 2021 11:38 AM (d9FiS)

156 So what's the male version of a fellatrix called?
Asking for a friend here.
Posted by: torabora at June 17, 2021 11:36 AM (12YfF)
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Fellationeer?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 17, 2021 11:38 AM (WGara)

157 The Biden Doctrine: Cash in, space out

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 17, 2021 11:38 AM (KbCG3)

158 138 Soledad O'Alcatraz excuses Biden for going Hulk on that uppity chick reporterette.

Soledad O'Brien
@soledadobrien
Not a fair question. Kind of a stupid question. Hard to tell if it was in good faith as she was quoting him on something he didn't say but beyond that, sure.

Translation: The bitch deserved it!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 17, 2021 11:35 AM (d9FiS)

So, you mean EXACTLY as they treated Trump for 5 years?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021 11:39 AM (oHd/0)

159 Bai Den! What is best in life?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2021 11:34 AM (m+jkK)

To run before your enemies. To get driven to the ice cream store, and to sniff the hair of their womenz.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021 11:36 AM (oHd/0)
........

and fresh diapers.

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2021 11:39 AM (v0R5T)

160 Pro grifter and obvious mental defective complements you... what an arse...

Posted by: Inogame at June 17, 2021 11:39 AM (53oGX)

161 Reporters are just whores...
Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2021 11:37 AM (6Je/Q)



You're welcome.

Posted by: Soros, Bezos, Zuckerberg, Gates, Zucker at June 17, 2021 11:39 AM (Zz0t1)

162 >>Goes to the 2013 "Political MacGuffin" post.


Heh, classic one. They wouldn't dare link to present day ace posts.

Has Jonah claimed credit for it yet?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2021 11:39 AM (bDqIh)

163 The thing about being a Marxist Agitator is you never admit you're a Marxist Agitator.

Posted by: ... at June 17, 2021 11:39 AM (FNqfW)

164 The last time the economy was growing this fast, Republicans were telling us it was "Morning in America." Facts are facts---economic growth is up, unemployment is down. thanks @POTUS

-
It's a Biden miracle!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 17, 2021 11:38 AM (d9FiS)

GDP is the measure of money flow. Inflation shows up in the GDP, but is NOT growth.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021 11:40 AM (oHd/0)

165 I'm missing something in this whole "That's not what Biden said" line of reasoning.

I thought Biden was either going in to talk with Putin or coming out of it. At some point they were going to speak. Given Putin's past, I think the reporter asked a perfectly reasonable question which was, essentially, "What makes you think you can trust Putin?"

Have I read this correctly?

Posted by: H. Biden at June 17, 2021 11:40 AM (U1eOr)

166 You know who needs that constant kind of affirmation, Jake Sherman? Dogs and children.

Who's the good boy? Who's the good Jakey? Who's my smart, smart boy hmmm? Good boy! My Jakey's just the smartest widdle boy in the world isn't he? Yes he is! Yes he is!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 11:40 AM (Bmy3R)

167 Hey journalists...a retard just called you smart...

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 17, 2021 11:40 AM (cjEC1)

168 What an insufferable bunch of fu*ktards.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2021 11:40 AM (axyOa)

169 156 So what's the male version of a fellatrix called?
Asking for a friend here.
Posted by: torabora at June 17, 2021 11:36 AM (12YfF)
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Fellationeer?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 17, 2021 11:38 AM (WGara)

Brian Stelter

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 17, 2021 11:40 AM (csEWM)

170 I finally got around to an article on Ivermectin that some Moron recommended. It's worth reading.

Everywhere the problem was the same, Kory said. The WHO, NIH, and other public health agencies were suddenly recommending only COVID-19 therapies .. which were powerful but had several limiting flaws, including the fact that they took months to complete and cost ten to twenty million dollars ... They had thrown out all the other time-tested forms of clinical and scientific medical investigation still taught in all the medical schools ... They also restricted the use of essential off-label and generic drugs with blatant disinformation campaigns that reminded Kory of big tobacco's efforts to hide the dangers of smoking.
https://is.gd/uaFsVF

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2021 11:41 AM (Jsjd7)

171 Bottom line if Trump was for Open Borders and live birth abortion they would have licked his mud flaps clean.
Posted by: ... at June 17, 2021 11:35 AM (FNqfW)
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It depends if he ran as a D or an R. They would have pretended to hate him with a wink and a nod if he were an R - to fool conservative.

Posted by: zmdavid at June 17, 2021 11:41 AM (xqRaG)

172 Jen Psaki
@PressSec

United States government official
The last time the economy was growing this fast, Republicans were telling us it was "Morning in America." Facts are facts---economic growth is up, unemployment is down. thanks @POTUS



Was this written before or after the news came out that unemployment claims ROSE DRAMATICALLY.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 11:41 AM (Zz0t1)

173 168 What an insufferable bunch of fu*ktards.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2021 11:40 AM (axyOa)

Hey! We're just talking about the syncophantic press here!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 17, 2021 11:41 AM (csEWM)

174 So what is the Biden Doctrine?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2021 11:24 AM (Jsjd7)

It doesn't translate well from its original Chinese

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 17, 2021 11:41 AM (sJHOI)

175 The younger generation will "step over" the media. Don't know and don't care.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 17, 2021 11:42 AM (roXCf)

176 So what's the male version of a fellatrix called?
Asking for a friend here.
Posted by: torabora at June 17, 2021 11:36 AM (12YfF)
++++
Fellator.

Executor/Executrix. Dominator/Dominatrix. Laminator/Laminatrix.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2021 11:42 AM (Jsjd7)

177 >>The last time the economy was growing this fast, Republicans were telling us it was "Morning in America." Facts are facts---economic growth is up, unemployment is down. thanks @POTUS



"We had to kill the economy to save it (for Biden)!"

How predictable was this? 2020 was all about annihilating Trump's powerhouse economic gains w/lockdowns just so they could take credit for growth after.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2021 11:42 AM (bDqIh)

178 DOCTRINE Jill

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2021 11:42 AM (v0R5T)

179 129 Don't know if anyone mentioned it, but NRO links to Ace today in "Have Journalists Ever Met The People They Write About?"

Goes to the 2013 "Political MacGuffin" post.
Posted by: CJ at June 17, 2021 11:34 AM (9KqcB)


Here's hoping that the NRO readers leave comments on that post; I'm sure they have a lot to say.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 17, 2021 11:43 AM (DTX3h)

180 Who else read "carried himself with an air of confidence" and immdeiately pictured the FAUXTUS falling three times on the same airplane step?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 11:43 AM (Bmy3R)

181 NBA Star Baron Davis' Divorce Finally Gets Wrapped Up -- Jun 9, 2019
Isabella Brewster-Davis

Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2021 11:43 AM (RHGPo)

182 All you will hear at the first Biden White House Correspondence Dinner is a never ending slurping sound.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2021 11:43 AM (axyOa)

183 Oh you didn't know you can be rude to reporters if they ask you an unfair question? We have always been at war with being nice to unfair reporters.

Posted by: ... at June 17, 2021 11:43 AM (FNqfW)

184 United States government official

The last time the economy was growing this fast, Republicans were
telling us it was "Morning in America." Facts are facts---economic
growth is up, unemployment is down. thanks @POTUS

To quote the late, unremarkable Lloyd Bentsen, "you let me write $6T in hot checks, and I'll give you the illusion of prosperity too".

Posted by: pep at June 17, 2021 11:43 AM (v16oJ)

185 Who's the good boy? Who's the good Jakey? Who's my smart, smart boy hmmm? Good boy! My Jakey's just the smartest widdle boy in the world isn't he? Yes he is! Yes he is!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021


***
If I talked to my cats like that, they'd bite me. If Jake had any spine, he'd . . . well, then, he wouldn't be Jake Tapper.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2021 11:43 AM (+nNqu)

186 Hunter Biden clue of the day: Isabella Brewster-Davis
NBA Star Baron Davis' Divorce Finally Gets Wrapped Up -- Jun 9, 2019

Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2021 11:44 AM (RHGPo)

187 It's getting so the "journalists" are writing short stories instead of factual news reporting. Unfortunately they're the kind of grade-Z short fiction you used to find in "men's magazines" in the '70s.

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"And don't about forget British spies and White House advisors paid by taxpayers and lionized by same 'journalists' to write similarly good stuff." -- Christopher "Pee Pee" Steele and Ben Rhodes

Posted by: ShainS at June 17, 2021 11:44 AM (c3dw6)

188 So what's the male version of a fellatrix called?
Asking for a friend here.
Posted by: torabora at June 17, 2021


***

I think we all instinctively know the answer to that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2021 11:44 AM (+nNqu)

189 The whole danged planet is a life support system for journos. I always wondered why we were here.

Posted by: klaftern at June 17, 2021 11:45 AM (r4sI4)

190 Laminator/Laminatrix
I shudder to think that's a real kink. Getting pressed between two pieces of plastic? Sadly, it would not surprise me.

Posted by: pep at June 17, 2021 11:45 AM (v16oJ)

191 165 I'm missing something in this whole "That's not what Biden said" line of reasoning.
I thought Biden was either going in to talk with Putin or coming out of it. At some point they were going to speak. Given Putin's past, I think the reporter asked a perfectly reasonable question which was, essentially, "What makes you think you can trust Putin?"
Have I read this correctly?
Posted by: H. Biden at June 17, 2021 11:40 AM (U1eOr)



I suppose the saddest part of this whole thing is that the fellatrix was flummoxed by a senile halfwit.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 17, 2021 11:45 AM (dWwl8)

192 If I talked to my cats like that, they'd bite me. If Jake had any spine, he'd . . . well, then, he wouldn't be Jake Tapper.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2021 11:43 AM (+nNqu)


The fuckwad has to have ZERO pride, self-awareness and testosterone to have typed that pathetic teen girl diary entry. It's just sickmaking.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 11:46 AM (Bmy3R)

193 Baak gwai lo! Cocksucka!

Posted by: Mr. Wu at June 17, 2021 11:46 AM (WGara)

194 Posted by: CN at June 17, 2021 11:37 AM (ONvIw)

Well, I'm glad I could hook you up with some good writing. I've been a fan of Finney's ever since I read The Love Letter. Truth to tell, I prefer his time fiction (of which he wrote a lot) over Invasion of the Body Snatchers. He also wrote the novel Good Neighbor Sam, which was made into a 1964 movie with Jack Lemmon.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2021 11:46 AM (2JVJo)

195
FAKE NEWS really set their asses on fire, didn't it?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 17, 2021 11:47 AM (3U3MX)

196 Jen Psaki
@PressSec

United States government official
The last time the economy was growing this fast, Republicans were telling us it was "Morning in America." Facts are facts---economic growth is up, unemployment is down. thanks @POTUS


Was this written before or after the news came out that unemployment claims ROSE DRAMATICALLY.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 11:41 AM (Zz0t1)



I don't know, but there is a "United States government official" who is smoking some fat rocks.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 11:47 AM (Ez6QX)

197 If only we could get Biden to say bleach!

Posted by: H. Biden at June 17, 2021 11:47 AM (U1eOr)

198 Owebama said he was jealous of Xi because he owned the press......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 11:33 AM (Zz0t1)

Ludicrous for him to say that, as he did own the press. It would have made sense for Trump to say it, though he never would have.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 17, 2021 11:47 AM (Lg6CJ)

199 Executor/Executrix. Dominator/Dominatrix. Laminator/Laminatrix.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2021 11:42 AM (Jsjd7)
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New gender swapped Hollywood reboot: The Terminatrix

Posted by: zmdavid at June 17, 2021 11:47 AM (xqRaG)

200 weird how so many of the brightest people in the country need affirmative action

Posted by: x at June 17, 2021 11:48 AM (oA+QO)

201 I shudder to think that's a real kink. Getting pressed between two pieces of plastic? Sadly, it would not surprise me.
Posted by: pep at June 17, 2021 11:45 AM (v16oJ)
++++
Heh. I got that one from my brother. The librarian - who also controlled access to the laminating machine - at one of his schools was a stone-cold, brass-balled bitch. He talked about lamenting it when his teacher sent him to the library to get something laminated because it meant he had to deal with "that awful laminatrix."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2021 11:48 AM (Jsjd7)

202 That mean rich boy Donnie won't tell me I'm smart and pretty and nice. But Joe over there, he's in the special ed classes and all but he sniffs my hair and tells me I'm pretty so I like him the most and Donnie has cooties anyway!

Posted by: The WH Press Corps, male and female at June 17, 2021 11:48 AM (Bmy3R)

203 For a toothless crack head/meth head, Hunter Biden really got around with the ladies.
What, does he have a 10" dick or something?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 17, 2021 11:48 AM (mR6Gs)

204 J school is for people who can't handle the stress of making water color bubble art with a straw.

Posted by: MJ at June 17, 2021 11:48 AM (gAMkn)

205 Sherman?! What the fuck are *you* doing here?!

Posted by: President Donald Trump channeling Steve Stifler at June 17, 2021 11:49 AM (Do5/p)

206 Update your style books!

Homeland Security
@DHSgov
We are firmly committed to welcoming people in the U.S. with humanity & respect, as well as providing a legal alternative to irregular migration.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 17, 2021 11:49 AM (d9FiS)

207 Executor/Executrix. Dominator/Dominatrix. Laminator/Laminatrix.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2021 11:42 AM (Jsjd7)
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New gender swapped Hollywood reboot: The Terminatrix
Posted by: zmdavid at June 17, 2021 11:47 AM (xqRaG)

Vercingetorix

Posted by: JoeF. at June 17, 2021 11:49 AM (mR6Gs)

208 That slip from praetorian guard to death camp guard can go quicker then you might imagine.

Posted by: Drew in MO at June 17, 2021 11:49 AM (cGlgB)

209
I don't know, but there is a "United States government official" who is smoking some fat rocks.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 11:47 AM (Ez6QX)


LOL!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 11:50 AM (Zz0t1)

210 Grandpa apologized out of fear that Katy would never again let him sniff her hair.

Posted by: lurking at June 17, 2021 11:50 AM (AMIL/)

211 Executor/Executrix. Dominator/Dominatrix. Laminator/Laminatrix.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2021 11:42 AM (Jsjd7)
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New gender swapped Hollywood reboot: The Terminatrix
Posted by: zmdavid at June 17, 2021 11:47 AM (xqRaG)
***

Predatrix.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2021 11:50 AM (axyOa)

212 He also wrote the novel Good Neighbor Sam, which was made into a 1964 movie with Jack Lemmon.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2021 11:46 AM (2JVJo)

How interesting. Was the movie close to the book?

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 17, 2021 11:50 AM (Lg6CJ)

213 "United States government official"


isn't that the same title unemployed people with no connection to the government use?

Posted by: x at June 17, 2021 11:50 AM (oA+QO)

214 ------
New gender swapped Hollywood reboot: The Terminatrix
Posted by: zmdavid at June 17, 2021 11:47 AM (xqRaG)

Vercingetorix
Posted by: JoeF. at June 17, 2021 11:49 AM (mR6Gs)


Promesiatrix

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 11:50 AM (Zz0t1)

215 Calling US reporters the "brightest people in the country" when you're in another country is basically saying the country you're presently in is filled with retards. So, actually Biden was insulting Switzerland (I think).

Posted by: Match Checksout at June 17, 2021 11:51 AM (dYe5S)

216 For a toothless crack head/meth head, Hunter Biden really got around with the ladies.
What, does he have a 10" dick or something?
Posted by: JoeF. at June 17, 2021 11:48 AM (mR6Gs)


There are pictures of it on the internet, if you're really interested.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)

217 Hunter Biden clue of the day: Isabella Brewster-Davis
NBA Star Baron Davis' Divorce Finally Gets Wrapped Up -- Jun 9, 2019
Posted by: SMOD

Yup. This took a few minutes to figure out.
I love how his cousin acted like a pimp turning out women she knew for him.
I loved more how she phrased one was basically tainted because she had children and used to be married to somebody in the NBA.
I giggled a bit because the cousin refused to set him up with a foreign Asian.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 17, 2021 11:51 AM (7djBy)

218 New gender swapped Hollywood reboot: The Terminatrix
Posted by: zmdavid at June 17, 2021 11:47 AM (xqRaG)

Vercingetorix
Posted by: JoeF. at June 17, 2021 11:49 AM (mR6Gs)

Promesiatrix
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 11:50 AM (Zz0t1)

Trix are for kids

Posted by: Trix Rabbit at June 17, 2021 11:51 AM (mR6Gs)

219 177 "We had to kill the economy to save it (for Biden)!"

How predictable was this? 2020 was all about annihilating Trump's powerhouse economic gains w/lockdowns just so they could take credit for growth after.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2021 11:42 AM (bDqIh)

========

Biden's growth after a huge depression (HUGE!) is going to be anemic compared to Trump's economy after 8 years of Obama.

I look forward to "new normal" talk again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 11:51 AM (LvTSG)

220 "You're the brightest people in the country"

*

Said to the folks who couldn't handle the academic requirements of getting a degree in education.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 11:51 AM (S9l8l)

221 New gender swapped Hollywood reboot: The Terminatrix
Posted by: zmdavid at June 17, 2021 11:47 AM (xqRaG)

Vercingetorix
Posted by: JoeF. at June 17, 2021 11:49 AM (mR6Gs)

Hey. He doesn't deserve that. He took his shot and ran into that crazy bastard Caesar.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 17, 2021 11:52 AM (csEWM)

222 How quickly Biden goes from, "I'm going to get in trouble for saying this," to, "You're going to get in trouble for asking this."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 17, 2021 11:52 AM (KbCG3)

223 This seems fitting.......

https://youtu.be/VUbpc3UYrq0

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 11:52 AM (Zz0t1)

224 A gender swapped Terminator movie would actually be about male heroes at this point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 11:52 AM (LvTSG)

225 The Terminatrix

It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!


You know, that does describe the Cancel Culture SJW's pretty darn well.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 11:52 AM (Bmy3R)

226 There are pictures of it on the internet, if you're really interested.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)

No thanx

Posted by: JoeF. at June 17, 2021 11:52 AM (mR6Gs)

227 203 For a toothless crack head/meth head, Hunter Biden really got around with the ladies.
What, does he have a 10" dick or something?
_____________

He didn't need one. He had millions of dollars coming in every month from all the grifting.

Cash is king.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 17, 2021 11:53 AM (k4dH2)

228 And keep in mind that Dr Pierre Kory calls himself a Democrat and did not expect to find himself being called a quack for following the science.

They did a sizeable study in Mexico, over 155,000 in the control group, 77000 in the test group. Gave them 12mg of ivermectin for 2 days when they tested positive. (recommendation is for 18mg for 7 days). 50-70% reduction in hospitalization.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 17, 2021 11:53 AM (5HBd1)

229 How predictable was this? 2020 was all about annihilating Trump's powerhouse economic gains w/lockdowns just so they could take credit for growth after.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2021 11:42 AM (bDqIh)


****

Not just that, but worse.

They were - and still are - punishing the middle class and minority voters for our insolence. They hate the idea of Americans being proud of America and remembering what it was like to be American.

Remember Obama's "does that idiot have a magic wand" comment?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 11:53 AM (S9l8l)

230 Biden Doctrine ? I've never heard of single attribution of surrender

Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2021 11:53 AM (RHGPo)

231
No thanx
Posted by: JoeF. at June 17, 2021 11:52 AM (mR6Gs)



Good call.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 11:53 AM (Zz0t1)

232 Pravda just texted me to say they are embarrassed at the desperate and sad sycophancy of the American press.



Oh, they just texted me again to add "most of whom are too dumb and incompetent to even attain mediocrity in a burger flipping job."

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 17, 2021 11:53 AM (9hauA)

233 Joe Biden carried himself with a seasoned air of confidence that new presidents seldom possess.

Which means, he didn't fall down the stairs this time.

Posted by: huerfano at June 17, 2021 11:53 AM (DzhEB)

234 New gender swapped Hollywood reboot: The Terminatrix

So the T-1000 would have liquid metal boobs? That sounds like a fine use of CGI.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 17, 2021 11:53 AM (ZGrMX)

235 Vercingetorix
Posted by: JoeF. at June 17, 2021 11:49 AM (mR6Gs)

Hey. He doesn't deserve that. He took his shot and ran into that crazy bastard Caesar.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 17, 2021 11:52 AM (csEWM)

And then threw himself at Caesar's feet, thus starting a famous French tradition.....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 17, 2021 11:54 AM (mR6Gs)

236 IDGAF how they treat Biden or Trump.

My problem is how they treat the actual facts.

Fuck them, they are the enemy of truth and the mouthpiece of those that would have our country on its knees.

If the Muslims declared a Holy War on American media members, and one was at my locked door begging to come in to hide, I'd pour a glass of whiskey, light a cigarette and listen to the screams outside.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 17, 2021 11:54 AM (5We2S)

237 Remember Obama's "does that idiot have a magic wand" comment?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 11:53 AM (S9l8l)

I liked the posterized response: "Abracadabra, bitch."

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 17, 2021 11:54 AM (Lg6CJ)

238 "Joe Biden carried himself with a seasoned air of confidence that new presidents seldom possess."

I wonder who was standing over his shoulder while he wrote that

Posted by: JoeF. at June 17, 2021 11:55 AM (mR6Gs)

239 What could go wrong?

@JackPosobiec

Chinese scientists in Shanghai force male rats to give BIRTH by conjoining them with females and transplanting a uterus

https://tinyurl.com/yhaftx2j

Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2021 11:55 AM (cF8AT)

240 Homeland Security
@DHSgov
We are firmly committed to welcoming people in the U.S. with humanity respect, as well as providing a legal alternative to irregular migration.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 17, 2021 11:49 AM (d9FiS)
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That's a hoot since illegal immigration has been PRETTY DAMN REGULAR since 1965 (thanks Teddie!) with perhaps the exception of Trump's term.

Posted by: ShainS at June 17, 2021 11:55 AM (c3dw6)

241 It was refreshing to briefly remember what a critical, investigative, curious press was like.

Even more badass is that Trump was arguably cleaner than most of the Horde. Who would've ever imagined that?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 11:55 AM (S9l8l)

242 234 New gender swapped Hollywood reboot: The Terminatrix

So the T-1000 would have liquid metal boobs? That sounds like a fine use of CGI.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 17, 2021 11:53 AM (ZGrMX)


Terminator two

Posted by: Buzzion at June 17, 2021 11:55 AM (G2zl5)

243 Stelter = Potatrix

Posted by: ... at June 17, 2021 11:56 AM (FNqfW)

244 If the Muslims declared a Holy War on American media members, and one was at my locked door begging to come in to hide, I'd pour a glass of whiskey, light a cigarette and listen to the screams outside.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 17, 2021 11:54 AM (5We2S)

LOL - heck, I'm even willing to learn how to yell "Hey! Media right over here!" in Arabic.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 11:56 AM (Bmy3R)

245 @JackPosobiec

Chinese scientists in Shanghai force male rats to give BIRTH by conjoining them with females and transplanting a uterus

https://tinyurl.com/yhaftx2j
Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2021 11:55 AM (cF8AT)



I'm not laughing......

- God

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 11:56 AM (Zz0t1)

246 There are pictures of it on the internet, if you're really interested.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)

I think you have to know where to look. I DuckDucked "hunter biden's penis" and clicked on "Images". Nada. Coupla shots of him passed out with a crack pipe in his mouth were the worst. I'm disappointed.

Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2021 11:56 AM (XxJt1)

247 Chinese scientists in Shanghai force male rats to give BIRTH by conjoining them with females and transplanting a uterus

Human Centipede wasn't supposed to be a how-to movie.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 11:57 AM (Bmy3R)

248 "Joe Biden carried himself with a seasoned air of confidence that new presidents seldom possess."


wrote the 27 year old

Posted by: x at June 17, 2021 11:57 AM (oA+QO)

249 How predictable was this? 2020 was all about annihilating Trump's powerhouse economic gains w/lockdowns just so they could take credit for growth after.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2021 11:42 AM (bDqIh)

The only problem is how much growth will we really see?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 17, 2021 11:57 AM (mR6Gs)

250 "Joe Biden carried himself with a seasoned air of confidence that new presidents seldom possess."





wrote the 27 year old

Posted by: x at June 17, 2021 11:57 AM (oA+QO)

lol

Posted by: flounder at June 17, 2021 11:57 AM (KnJdm)

251 I meant to type Terminator 3. I blame getting no sleep.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 17, 2021 11:57 AM (G2zl5)

252
Homeland Security
@DHSgov
We are firmly committed to welcoming people in the U.S. with humanity & respect, as well as providing a legal alternative to irregular migration.


Free Metamucil for the undocumented.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2021 11:57 AM (63Dwl)

253 Chinese scientists in Shanghai force male rats to give BIRTH by conjoining them with females and transplanting a uterus

**

And the male rat still didn't give birth.

See also: Gaping wound that requires constant treatment in "female" males.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 11:58 AM (S9l8l)

254 Chinese scientists in Shanghai force male rats to give BIRTH by conjoining them with females and transplanting a uterus

https://tinyurl.com/yhaftx2j
Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2021 11:55 AM (cF8AT)

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Who the fuck even thinks of trying that?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2021 11:58 AM (kTF2Z)

255
Interesting tell between President Trump and the brain dead occupier.

Biden: Afternoon tea with the Queen.
President Trump: State dinner with the Queen.

Posted by: YIKES! at June 17, 2021 11:58 AM (t6XCL)

256 That's a hoot since illegal immigration has been PRETTY DAMN REGULAR since 1965 (thanks Teddie!) with perhaps the exception of Trump's term.
Posted by: ShainS at June 17, 2021 11:55 AM (c3dw6)

I am sure Mayorkas is totes dedicated to open borders.

Posted by: CN at June 17, 2021 11:58 AM (ONvIw)

257 He also wrote the novel Good Neighbor Sam, which was made into a 1964 movie with Jack Lemmon.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2021 11:46 AM (2JVJo)

How interesting. Was the movie close to the book?
Posted by: Ordinary American


Well, it was pretty funny, as I recall. But a lot of that may be culture-related, and now may seem not funny. There was a recurring joke in the movie about the old Hertz commercial....Let Hertz, put you in the driver's seat, today. And the guy glides into the driver's seat of a convertible.
And now Hertz is bankrupt.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 17, 2021 11:58 AM (vcOmj)

258 "CNN's Jeff Zeleny,
------

A person can only listen to > so < much of that before he becomes nauseous.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2021 11:58 AM (jd+Ya)

259 Regarding the comparison of P.E. and journalism, I just want to add that with my undergraduate state university, the PE department taught classes on wilderness rescue.

The intellectual gap between PE and journalism is measured in light years.

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at June 17, 2021 11:58 AM (xxG/v)

260 What could go wrong?

@JackPosobiec
Chinese scientists in Shanghai force male rats to give BIRTH by conjoining them with females and transplanting a uterus

-----

"What the hell are we, chopped bat suey?" -- Coronavirus Bats Local 130

Posted by: ShainS at June 17, 2021 11:58 AM (c3dw6)

261 A gender swapped Terminator movie would actually be about male heroes at this point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 11:52 AM (LvTSG)


Brilliant. A new Terminator with all female to male transitioned stars!

Posted by: TC at June 17, 2021 11:58 AM (KuDNQ)

262 I meant to type Terminator 3. I blame getting no sleep.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 17, 2021 11:57 AM (G2zl5)

You should be well used to getting no sleep.

Posted by: ... at June 17, 2021 11:58 AM (FNqfW)

263 The only problem is how much growth will we really see?
Posted by: JoeF


Negative growth. Because they don't know how to build things.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2021 11:58 AM (3/f2v)

264 This is what hate smells like.

Supreme Court sides with Catholic foster agency that excludes same-sex couples in 9-0 ruling

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 17, 2021 11:59 AM (d9FiS)

265 Joe Biden carried himself with a seasoned air of confidence that new presidents seldom possess. The Biden doctrine will be tested in the months ahead as the relationship he's crafting with Putin and other leaders develops.

Wow, this new guy sounds like a great President. Just what we need!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 17, 2021 11:59 AM (lIIT7)

266 @MrAndyNgo 1m

Breaking: Portland Police's entire rapid response team, the unit tasked with responding to riots, has resigned from their roles after @DAMikeSchmidt announced the prosecution of one of them & Oregon DOJ is investigating another.

https://tinyurl.com/yejlsfj8

Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2021 11:59 AM (cF8AT)

267 250 "Joe Biden carried himself with a seasoned air of confidence that new presidents seldom possess."

wrote the 27 year old

Posted by: x at June 17, 2021 11:57 AM (oA+QO)

lol
Posted by: flounder at June 17, 2021 11:57 AM (KnJdm)

Which part did you guys like best, the part where he confidently re-introduced South Africa's president 10 seconds after he had been initially introduced, or when he walked into the wrong cafeteria and needed his wife to guide him back to safety?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 17, 2021 11:59 AM (KbCG3)

268 Evil. Evil lives in China. But it banks in the USA.

Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2021 11:59 AM (XxJt1)

269 I think you have to know where to look. I DuckDucked "hunter biden's penis" and clicked on "Images". Nada. Coupla shots of him passed out with a crack pipe in his mouth were the worst. I'm disappointed.
Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2021 11:56 AM (XxJt1)



It appears he banged one of the Owebama daughters.....

https://tinyurl.com/23apkx5r

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 11:59 AM (Zz0t1)

270 It appears he banged one of the Owebama daughters.....

https://tinyurl.com/23apkx5r
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 11:59 AM (Zz0t1)

Are you serious?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 17, 2021 12:00 PM (mR6Gs)

271 All these 9-0 and 7-2 rulings are convincing me that the SCOTUS fix is in to avoid court-packing.

Bowing down before the mob is not a good look for the SCOTUS.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 12:00 PM (Bmy3R)

272 Who the fuck even thinks of trying that?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2021 11:58 AM (kTF2Z)

What's wrong?Dr. No

Posted by: Archer at June 17, 2021 12:00 PM (gmo/4)

273 Everytime Joe Biden farts, another reporter gets a press pass.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 17, 2021 12:00 PM (vcOmj)

274 Bowing down before the mob is not a good look for the SCOTUS.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 12:00 PM (Bmy3R)
++++
Yet is completely consistent with their history.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2021 12:00 PM (Jsjd7)

275 Supreme Court sides with Catholic foster agency that excludes same-sex couples in 9-0 ruling

***

Huh. So Muslim students are required to eat bacon if that's what is being served, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 12:01 PM (S9l8l)

276 Interesting tell between President Trump and the brain dead occupier.

Biden: Afternoon tea with the Queen.
President Trump: State dinner with the Queen.

Posted by: YIKES! at June 17, 2021 11:58 AM (t6XCL)
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Obama: Gives Queen iPod of his greatest speeches.
Biden: Gives Queen iPod of Neil Kinnock's greatest speeches.

Posted by: ShainS at June 17, 2021 12:01 PM (c3dw6)

277 266 @MrAndyNgo 1m

Breaking: Portland Police's entire rapid response team, the unit tasked with responding to riots, has resigned from their roles after @DAMikeSchmidt announced the prosecution of one of them & Oregon DOJ is investigating another.

https://tinyurl.com/yejlsfj8
Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2021 11:59 AM (cF8AT)

==========

Good. And. Hard.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 12:01 PM (LvTSG)

278 There's a funny crayon drawing going around Twitter of a guy with a 6 foot dick jizzing on a chick with large boobs, signed "Hunter". Libs insist it's not funny, of course.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 17, 2021 12:01 PM (ZGrMX)

279 ...as well as providing a legal alternative to irregular migration.
===

We already have a legal alternative to illegal migration.

It's called legal immigration.

Laws have been on the books for decades. Millions upon millions of people seem to have figured out how to follow them over those decades just fine.

So are they also going to provide a legal alternative to "irregular bank withdrawals"?

A legal alternative to "irregular car purchasing without payment"?

Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at June 17, 2021 12:02 PM (Do5/p)

280 275 Supreme Court sides with Catholic foster agency that excludes same-sex couples in 9-0 ruling

***

Huh. So Muslim students are required to eat bacon if that's what is being served, right?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 12:01 PM (S9l8l)

Am I reading the headline wrong?

Posted by: ... at June 17, 2021 12:02 PM (FNqfW)

281 Regarding the comparison of P.E. and journalism, I just want to add that with my undergraduate state university, the PE department taught classes on wilderness rescue.

The J-School calls them whenever weather reporters get stuck in a snowstorm.

Posted by: t-bird at June 17, 2021 12:02 PM (Lt1JN)

282 Breaking: Portland Police's entire rapid response team, the unit tasked with responding to riots, has resigned from their roles...

From their roles but not from their jobs, right? Can't say what I would do in the same situation but I don't think that's as strong a statement as Ngo seems to be implying.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 17, 2021 12:02 PM (nfrXX)

283 Who the fuck even thinks of trying that?
Posted by: Duke Lowell


The same people that thought up splicing genetic material into a bat corona virus so that it could cross the species barrier and infect humans.

Or not. Just spitballin' here.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 17, 2021 12:02 PM (vcOmj)

284 Supreme Court sides with Catholic foster agency that excludes same-sex couples in 9-0 ruling

-----

Alternate Headline: EVERY SCOTUS MEMBER IDENTIFIES AS TRANSPHOBE!

Posted by: ShainS at June 17, 2021 12:02 PM (c3dw6)

285 But, it also appears cease and desist letters have gone out EVERYWHERE for the Hunter sex tape images, so it's not as readily available as it was when it broke.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 12:02 PM (Zz0t1)

286 The only problem is how much growth will we really see?
Posted by: JoeF.


It won't matter because whatever happens it will be "the bestest evar! and if you say otherwise, you're anti-economics".

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 17, 2021 12:03 PM (bivK1)

287 Chinese scientists in Shanghai force male rats to give BIRTH by conjoining them with females and transplanting a uterus

-
Chuchill knew how to turn a phrase.

"f we fail, then the whole world, including the United States, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new Dark Age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 17, 2021 12:03 PM (d9FiS)

288 Had a girlfriend like that. If i didn't love her heart really hard, she would torture me and my very fabric of space.


Torture so bad/good/bad/bad.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 17, 2021 12:04 PM (rB4m/)

289 Biden: Afternoon tea with the Queen.

WHO PISSED MY PANTS?

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 17, 2021 12:04 PM (Lt1JN)

290 235 Vercingetorix
Posted by: JoeF. at June 17, 2021 11:49 AM (mR6Gs)

Hey. He doesn't deserve that. He took his shot and ran into that crazy bastard Caesar.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 17, 2021 11:52 AM (csEWM)

And then threw himself at Caesar's feet, thus starting a famous French tradition.....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 17, 2021 11:54 AM (mR6Gs)


Never turns out well for the surrender boy. Ceasar kept Vercingetorix in chains for several years in Gaul, marched him into Rome in chains in his (Caesar's) triumph, then had him executed. The post-war French government convicted Petain of treason and sentenced him to death; the death sentence was commuted due to Petain's senility, and he was exiled for life to a small island off the western coast of France.

Posted by: lurking at June 17, 2021 12:04 PM (AMIL/)

291 It appears he banged one of the Owebama daughters.....



https://tinyurl.com/23apkx5r

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 11:59 AM (Zz0t1)

Oy. Methinks no further research will be tolerated by the stomach.

Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2021 12:04 PM (XxJt1)

292 The only problem is how much growth will we really see?
Posted by: JoeF


Negative growth. Because they don't know how to build things.
Posted by: rickb223

If the roots are strong, there will be growth in the Spring.

Posted by: Chauncy Gardner at June 17, 2021 12:04 PM (vcOmj)

293 It appears he banged one of the Owebama daughters.....



https://tinyurl.com/23apkx5r

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 11:59 AM (Zz0t1)

lolgf

Posted by: flounder at June 17, 2021 12:04 PM (KnJdm)

294 Who the fuck even thinks of trying that?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2021 11:58 AM (kTF2Z)


Probably the same whack jobs who thought it was a good idea to sew aborted fetus scalps to rats.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 12:05 PM (Ez6QX)

295 "Biden Doctrine"????

Could someone please explain in known english words exactly what that is?
From the cheap seats where I view things, word salad and incoherent gibberish doesn't make a doctrine. So please, one of you smartest people in the country, spell it out for me.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 17, 2021 12:05 PM (z79tQ)

296 Oy. Methinks no further research will be tolerated by the stomach.
Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2021 12:04 PM (XxJt1)


*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)

297 Love the two-step Pixy does when this thread loads.

Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2021 12:05 PM (XxJt1)

298 11 And the checks in the mail!

czech mail-order bride?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 17, 2021 12:05 PM (sGtp+)

299 292 Negative growth. Because they don't know how to build things.
Posted by: rickb223

If the roots are strong, there will be growth in the Spring.
Posted by: Chauncy Gardner at June 17, 2021 12:04 PM (vcOmj)

============

Theory:

Joe Biden's double is Chauncy Gardner.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 12:06 PM (LvTSG)

300 Headline:
Pelosi rejects gas tax to cover infrastructure costs

What She Meant:
Pelosi rejects gas tax to cover infrastructure costs in favor of a tax on the unborn

Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2021 12:06 PM (RHGPo)

301 297 Love the two-step Pixy does when this thread loads.

you put the left tweet in

you take the left tweet out

you put the left tweet in

and you shake it all about

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 17, 2021 12:06 PM (sGtp+)

302 Am I reading the headline wrong?

Posted by: ... at June 17, 2021 12:02 PM (FNqfW)

Don't think so.

Posted by: flounder at June 17, 2021 12:06 PM (KnJdm)

303 >>Chinese scientists in Shanghai force male rats to give BIRTH by conjoining them with females and transplanting a uterus


*types*
*deletes*

Where's PETA on this>
Bueller?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2021 12:06 PM (bDqIh)

304

They are clinically insane.

Posted by: artisanal ette at June 17, 2021 12:06 PM (9VFzC)

305 Chuchill knew how to turn a phrase.

"...if we fail, then the whole world, including the United States, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new Dark Age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston

That has been haunting me lately. And also something Ayn Rand said in one of her novels, and also a non-fiction essay. Paraphrasing.....

There is no more dangerous long-range murderer than a scientist who serves a dictatorship.

Posted by: Chauncy Gardner at June 17, 2021 12:07 PM (vcOmj)

306 @kmoxnews

The Justice Department is warning Missouri officials that the state can't ignore federal law, after the governor signed a bill last week that bans police from enforcing federal gun rules

https://tinyurl.com/yfymka6z

Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2021 12:07 PM (cF8AT)

307 And that idiot Chauncy Gardner keeps stealing my entries.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 17, 2021 12:08 PM (vcOmj)

308
Am I reading the headline wrong?
Posted by: ... at June 17, 2021 12:02 PM (FNqfW)

***

I phrased it poorly.

Who wins when religious arguments clash?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 12:08 PM (S9l8l)

309 Breaking: Portland Police's entire rapid response
team, the unit tasked with responding to riots, has resigned from their
roles...



From their roles but not from their jobs, right? Can't say what I
would do in the same situation but I don't think that's as strong a
statement as Ngo seems to be implying.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 17, 2021 12:02 PM

They are giving up significant $$$ for no longer being part of the "elite" team. Most of those SWAT type units get anywhere from a 10-15% kicker tacked on to their pay, some get even more.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 17, 2021 12:08 PM (JUOKG)

310
I saw the new Uncle Ben's Rice tv ad last night.

They want us to know they are "making a difference" to be "more inclusive." Then a graphic of removing the image of a lovely old black man was shown...then the new name. "Ben's."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 12:08 PM (whuID)

311 Who the f*** even thinks of trying that?

Posted by: Duke Lowell

Clearly, you're unfamiliar with the male / female imbalance in China. Those future workers aren't going to make themselves, you know.

Posted by: pep at June 17, 2021 12:09 PM (v16oJ)

312 I despise that gays can't stand to not adopt from any of the myriad pro-gay adoption agencies. It's such a mystery why they need to adopt from one specific religious group.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 12:09 PM (S9l8l)

313 >>The only problem is how much growth will we really see?


Have you seen Bidens approval numbers? And his final vote tally? The growth numbers will be just as legit as those. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2021 12:09 PM (bDqIh)

314 The Justice Department is warning Missouri officials that the state can't ignore federal law, after the governor signed a bill last week that bans police from enforcing federal gun rules

https://tinyurl.com/yfymka6z
Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2021 12:07 PM (cF8AT)

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Ok Merrick, now do sanctuary cities.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2021 12:09 PM (kTF2Z)

315 Scientists as serial killers.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 17, 2021 12:09 PM (rB4m/)

316 This is the silliest spinning I have ever seen the MSM attempt and that's saying something. I'm embarrassed for them since they apparently have no shame. Mentally ill. All of them.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 17, 2021 12:10 PM (2DOZq)

317 Theory:

Joe Biden's double is Chauncy Gardner.

Discuss.


Chauncy Gardner was likable, didn't have a son who looked at drugs and incest as a challenge, and wasn't a corrupt asshole.

Other than that, spot on.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 17, 2021 12:10 PM (SchxB)

318 Is a 15-Week-Old Unborn Baby a Human Being? Feinstein: 'I'm Not Going to Get Into That at All'

Is a 15-Week-Old Unborn Baby a Human Being? Sen. Ted Cruz: 'Absolutely'



I'm pretty sure Feinstein was 15 weeks old at one point in her "life."

Posted by: artisanal ette at June 17, 2021 12:10 PM (9VFzC)

319 @kmoxnews
The Justice Department is warning Missouri officials that the state can't ignore federal law, after the governor signed a bill last week that bans police from enforcing federal gun rules

https://tinyurl.com/yfymka6z
Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2021 12:07 PM (cF8AT)
++++
There is no law, so the feds will do what they want until minor nullification crises (which is what this is) turn hot. If law mattered, though, one could make a very strong argument that this is utter bullshit so long as sanctuary cities and states exist. Allowing some states the right of nullification in some areas, but denying that right to other states in other contexts, is flatly inexcusable.

But there is no law. So it doesn't matter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2021 12:10 PM (Jsjd7)

320 The flesh of the Press is still easily bruised and punctured by a wide variety of objects. Wide.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 17, 2021 12:10 PM (XvPQV)

321 Who the f*** even thinks of trying that?

Posted by: Duke Lowell
Clearly, you're unfamiliar with the male / female imbalance in China. Those future workers aren't going to make themselves, you know.
Posted by: pep at June 17, 2021 12:09 PM (v16oJ)


Uyghur men are weeping.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 17, 2021 12:10 PM (AiZBA)

322 Ok Merrick, now do sanctuary cities.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2021 12:09 PM (kTF2Z)

And weed.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 17, 2021 12:10 PM (2DOZq)

323
The Justice Department is warning Missouri officials that the state can't ignore federal law, after the governor signed a bill last week that bans police from enforcing federal gun rules

https://tinyurl.com/yfymka6z
Posted by: Tami


lulz
because states and cities were Openly Defying federal illegal alien laws and flaunting it how they were locking ICE out of courthouses.

"judges" and "prosecutors" were sneaking illegals out of courthouses to avoid ICE!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 12:11 PM (whuID)

324 But ignore all the immigration laws in sanctuary cities, that's just fine with corrupt DoJ

Posted by: JM in Florida at June 17, 2021 12:11 PM (3SL7w)

325 Ok Merrick, now do sanctuary cities.

**

This is where they call the right hypocrites and expect us to cower under our old sense of right and wrong while they play by the new Calvinball rules.

See also: Antifa/BLM and January 6th

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 12:11 PM (S9l8l)

326 318 Is a 15-Week-Old Unborn Baby a Human Being? Feinstein: 'I'm Not Going to Get Into That at All'

Is a 15-Week-Old Unborn Baby a Human Being? Sen. Ted Cruz: 'Absolutely'


I'm pretty sure Feinstein was 15 weeks old at one point in her "life."
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 17, 2021 12:10 PM (9VFzC)

The party of 'science' strikes again.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 17, 2021 12:11 PM (khAeP)

327 Aguila Ammunition, Rimfire, 22 LR, 38, Hollow Point, Hi-Velocity, 500 Rounds Per Box; $53.99; https://bit.ly/3gwqHL8

Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2021 12:11 PM (YYlyE)

328 I am the law

Posted by: Obama at June 17, 2021 12:11 PM (ONvIw)

329 >>The Justice Department is warning Missouri officials that the state can't ignore federal law, after the governor signed a bill last week that bans police from enforcing federal gun rules



Now do sanctuary cities and states.
And legalized pot.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2021 12:11 PM (bDqIh)

330 They are giving up significant $$$ for no longer being part of the "elite" team. Most of those SWAT type units get anywhere from a 10-15% kicker tacked on to their pay, some get even more.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 17, 2021 12:08 PM (JUOKG)

According to one of the articles they received no extra pay.

"Our RRT members do not volunteer to have Molotov cocktails, fireworks, explosives, rocks, bottles, urine, feces and other dangerous objects thrown at them," wrote Daryl Turner, then-president of the union. He noted that the team members volunteer for the work without any specialty pay.

Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2021 12:11 PM (cF8AT)

331 Oy. Methinks no further research will be tolerated by the stomach.

Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2021 12:04 PM (XxJt1)

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Didn't know how to convey the same sentiment ... but you nailed it.

Posted by: ShainS at June 17, 2021 12:11 PM (c3dw6)

332 Illicit sex, illegal drugs, illegitimate money.

The Biden Doctrine

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 17, 2021 12:12 PM (UMXod)

333 The Justice Department is warning Missouri officials that the state can't ignore federal law, after the governor signed a bill last week that bans police from enforcing federal gun rules

https://tinyurl.com/yfymka6z
Posted by: Tami

And yet Texas thinks they can pass a law making Texas made Suppressors that never leave the state exempt from NFA.

Hello Wickard v Filburn.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2021 12:12 PM (3/f2v)

334 Are you familiar with expression, "Get woke, go broke"?

Victoria's Secret is swapping its "Angels" for lesbian soccer player Megan Rapinoe, a transgender model, and more

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 17, 2021 12:12 PM (d9FiS)

335 Aguila Ammunition, Rimfire, 22 LR, 38, Hollow Point, Hi-Velocity, 500 Rounds Per Box; $53.99; https://bit.ly/3gwqHL8

Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2021 12:11 PM

There was a truck hijacked last week that had over 7 million rounds of Aquila .22 lr ammo on it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 17, 2021 12:12 PM (JUOKG)

336 "Biden Doctrine"????

Could someone please explain in known english words exactly what that is?
From the cheap seats where I view things, word salad and incoherent gibberish doesn't make a doctrine. So please, one of you smartest people in the country, spell it out for me.

-----

Biden Doctrine: "If you're gonna rape an intern, make sure you only use your knuckles."

Posted by: ShainS at June 17, 2021 12:13 PM (c3dw6)

337

ot

hold on tight


8 Million Face Foreclosure or Eviction Beginning July 1 -- Economic Recovery Is About to Crash

redstate

Posted by: artisanal ette at June 17, 2021 12:13 PM (9VFzC)

338 The only problem is how much growth will we really see?
Posted by: JoeF. at June 17, 2021 11:57 AM (mR6Gs)

Well, let's see... We deficit spent about 30% above GDP, so minus some graft... about 7%. The other several trillion was used for strategic racial justice and outright theft.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 17, 2021 12:13 PM (Wm5SB)

339 Is a 15-Week-Old Unborn Baby a Human Being? Feinstein: 'I'm Not Going to Get Into That at All'

Is a 15-Week-Old Unborn Baby a Human Being? Sen. Ted Cruz: 'Absolutely'


Reporter to 1850 Democrats : Is a black slave a human being?
Democrats 1850: I'm not going to get into that.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2021 12:13 PM (YYlyE)

340 The SC ruling on the catholic foster care placement is a big deal. It separates out religious freedom from public accommodation laws and prohibits leftist governments from forcing religious institutions to violate their beliefs in order to participate with the public. 9-0 is a statement.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 17, 2021 12:14 PM (MFYIp)

341 Not that there is no law, it is that there are two sets of laws: one for thee and one for me

Posted by: Merrick Garland, worse than Holder at June 17, 2021 12:14 PM (3SL7w)

342 Are you familiar with expression, "Get woke, go broke"?

Victoria's Secret is swapping its "Angels" for lesbian soccer player Megan Rapinoe, a transgender model, and more
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 17, 2021 12:12 PM (d9FiS)

Sadly, this trend has been everywhere for the last few years. Sports Illustrated, even Playboy in the US.

I haven't bothered with Victoria's Secret since Adriana Lima retired.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 17, 2021 12:14 PM (XvPQV)

343
Another thing Everyone is overlooking is the Millions who lost Health Coverage because of the Democrats-china "pandemic."

Nice by-product of their scheme, wouldn't you say?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 12:14 PM (whuID)

344 We already have a legal alternative to illegal migration.

It's called legal immigration.

Laws have been on the books for decades. Millions upon millions of people seem to have figured out how to follow them over those decades just fine.
__________

F*ck you, deplorable! We don't like your stinkin' "laws on the books"! We don't agree with those laws, so we'll just ignore them and pretend they aren't there, just like the foreigners crossing the border illegally (and the cartels that take their money) do!

What do you think this is? A nation of laws, or something? What a quaint idea.

We're gonna do whatever the f*ck we please, laws or no laws. We stole the election fair and square!

Posted by: Illegit Biden Junta at June 17, 2021 12:14 PM (k4dH2)

345 The Biden Doctrine: What Xi said.

Posted by: zmdavid at June 17, 2021 12:14 PM (xqRaG)

346 The comments on Lars Larson's Twitter feed (about the PDX elite team) were amazing in their stupidity. They were cheering about it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 17, 2021 12:14 PM (5HBd1)

347 And yet Texas thinks they can pass a law making Texas made Suppressors that never leave the state exempt from NFA.

Hello Wickard v Filburn.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2021 12:12 PM (3/f2v)

Pretty sure Idaho has done that and it's been a few years...

Posted by: Inogame at June 17, 2021 12:14 PM (53oGX)

348 297 Love the two-step Pixy does when this thread loads.

Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2021 12:05 PM (XxJt1)

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More like two-steps back and one-step forward, again and again and again.

Posted by: ShainS at June 17, 2021 12:14 PM (c3dw6)

349 8 Million Face Foreclosure or Eviction Beginning July 1 -- Economic Recovery Is About to Crash



redstate

Posted by: artisanal ette at June 17, 2021 12:13 PM (9VFzC)

Guess who's gonna buy all those houses.

Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2021 12:15 PM (XxJt1)

350 Not that there is no law, it is that there are two sets of laws: one for thee and one for me
Posted by: Merrick Garland, worse than Holder at June 17, 2021 12:14 PM (3SL7w)
++++
That is the same thing, and you know it. When one group gets to violate any law it pleases while another group gets every possible book thrown at it, that means there is no law at all. There is just arbitrary will.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2021 12:15 PM (Jsjd7)

351 Everybody knows the Biden Doctrine is 10% for the Big Guy.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 17, 2021 12:15 PM (Wm5SB)

352 There was a truck hijacked last week that had over 7 million rounds of Aquila .22 lr ammo on it.


Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 17, 2021 12:12 PM (JUOKG)

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: flounder at June 17, 2021 12:15 PM (KnJdm)

353 "Biden Doctrine"????

Could someone please explain in known english words exactly what that is?


10%, same as in town.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 17, 2021 12:15 PM (UMXod)

354
It's 2009 all over again.
Same Economic Sabotage.
Same Fake News Lies.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 12:15 PM (whuID)

355 Trump, our beloved PIEOTUS, didn't say that because he isn't a liar.

Posted by: Flyover at June 17, 2021 12:15 PM (Rbu5d)

356 337 8 Million Face Foreclosure or Eviction Beginning July 1 -- Economic Recovery Is About to Crash

redstate
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 17, 2021 12:13 PM (9VFzC)

========

Maybe take some of those jobs being offered now before rent comes due.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 12:16 PM (LvTSG)

357 SCOTUS decision is another punt by Roberts that fails to really say religious freedom is important. Philly could likely just amend the law to get around the decision.

Posted by: Liberty at June 17, 2021 12:16 PM (RkmUs)

358 Theory:

Joe Biden's double is Chauncy Gardner.

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 12:06 PM (LvTSG)
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Out: "I like to watch."
In: "I like to sniff."

Posted by: ShainS at June 17, 2021 12:16 PM (c3dw6)

359 Federal American Eagle 223REM 62gr FMJ BT 100rd; $65; https://bit.ly/3cRKmmu

Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2021 12:16 PM (YYlyE)

360 282

From their roles but not from their jobs, right? Can't say what I would do in the same situation but I don't think that's as strong a statement as Ngo seems to be implying.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 17, 2021 12:02 PM

Update from Andy Ngo:

The significance of the entire resignation from the Rapid Response Team means there will essentially be no response from Portland Police when a riot breaks out. #antifa

Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at June 17, 2021 12:16 PM (Do5/p)

361 Restate's take on Zeleny,


Talk about bootlicking. That "report" isn't journalism, it's even worse than regular Democrat propaganda. This borders on Biden-porn. He abuses them and still they come back for more and kiss his ring.

yep

Posted by: artisanal ette at June 17, 2021 12:16 PM (9VFzC)

362 Well it's the first step to test the commies s in DC. Pass your State laws and dare the Feds to try and overturn. Of course there will be financial consequences but so be it. ( of course this only applies to the Red states. Blue states never have consequences)

Posted by: Just a side note at June 17, 2021 12:16 PM (2DOZq)

363
And same Republican cowardice and complicitness.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 12:16 PM (whuID)

364 Maybe take some of those jobs being offered now before rent comes due.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Since this is the 17th, they won't get a check in time if they were hired today.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2021 12:17 PM (3/f2v)

365 @johncardillo 6m

So appropriate that the statue of meth and fentanyl junkie, and career felon George Floyd in Newark has him wearing a wife beater, since he loved to beat on women.

https://tinyurl.com/yzkt35ls

Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2021 12:17 PM (cF8AT)

366 Victoria's Secret is swapping its "Angels" for lesbian soccer player Megan Rapinoe, a transgender model, and more
__________

Victoria's Secret believes that American women no longer aspire to look like pretty, slender fashion models.

American women now aspire to look like obese trannies and short, hostile dykes!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 17, 2021 12:17 PM (k4dH2)

367 Man, I'm in awe of libs' accomplishment here. Let people run up an unpayable mortgage debt because COVID, forclose on them and sell the properties to China.

Brilliant!

Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2021 12:17 PM (XxJt1)

368 Sky News Australia Host: "More Americans Rely on Dr. Pepper for their Health Advice than Dr. Fauci"

Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2021 12:17 PM (RHGPo)

369 The significance of the entire resignation from the Rapid Response Team means there will essentially be no response from Portland Police when a riot breaks out. #antifa

***

How will we be able to tell?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 12:17 PM (S9l8l)

370 Was watching a Anvil video on head spacing (if you do not watch Anvil, he is the guy who does a lot of the work for C&Rsenal. Great channel. Good presentation. Probably not a dem.) He was using a S&W 1917 to illustrate the concept. On a whim, I checked out online to see what these were going for: 1600-2000.

Does no one do reproductions?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 17, 2021 12:17 PM (csEWM)

371 Theory:

Jill Biden's double is Caitlin Jenner.

Discuss.

Posted by: ShainS at June 17, 2021 12:18 PM (c3dw6)

372 Guess who's gonna buy all those houses.
Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2021 12:15 PM (XxJt1)

China or multi-nationals?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 17, 2021 12:18 PM (AL0d+)

373 Victoria's Secret believes that American women no longer aspire to look like pretty, slender fashion models.

American women now aspire to look like obese trannies and short, hostile dykes!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 17, 2021 12:17 PM (k4dH2)
++++
They might be right.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2021 12:18 PM (Jsjd7)

374 Update from Andy Ngo:

The significance of the entire resignation from the Rapid Response Team means there will essentially be no response from Portland Police when a riot breaks out. #antifa
Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at June 17, 2021 12:16 PM (Do5/p)

Right before the upcoming Juneteenth riots too.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 17, 2021 12:18 PM (G2zl5)

375 NOOD DESANTIS

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2021 12:18 PM (Jsjd7)

376 Biden also calls Hunter the Smartest Person he Knows.

No yellow!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 17, 2021 12:19 PM (Ndje9)

377
By mid '22, "Republicans" will be running on the same platform and promises of the Democrats of 2012.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 12:19 PM (whuID)

378 > Victoria's Secret is swapping its "Angels" for lesbian soccer player Megan Rapinoe, a transgender model, and more

I'm against the change, but I'm pretty sure the Victoria's Secret runway show or whatever it's called hemorrhaged viewership over the last decade. They're not really ruining a good thing so much as flailing around as their thing dies.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2021 12:19 PM (YYlyE)

379 Nude pandering

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2021 12:19 PM (W2Pud)

380 Man, coulda been first in the new thread but it disappeared. Won't be buying a lotto ticket today.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2021 12:19 PM (r+sAi)

381 Sky News Australia Host: "More Americans Rely on Dr. Pepper for their Health Advice than Dr. Fauci"
Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2021 12:17 PM (RHGPo)


The thing is that I trust Dr. Pepper.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 17, 2021 12:20 PM (AiZBA)

382 8 Million Face Foreclosure or Eviction Beginning July 1 -- Economic Recovery Is About to Crash

redstate
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 17, 2021 12:13 PM (9VFzC)

The issue will be when these renters are allowed to stay. Landlords will get crushed. Guess who will step in to buy these properties?

Remember, you will own nothing and be happy.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 17, 2021 12:20 PM (KbCG3)

383 Zeke Miller
@ZekeJMiller
WASHINGTON (AP) - US applications for jobless aid rise to 412,000 from a pandemic low even with economy strengthening.

-
With strengthening like that, who needs weakness?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 17, 2021 12:20 PM (d9FiS)

384 The phenomenon of dumb people insisting that people treat them as if they are smart is interesting. It's kind of like the whole fat positivity big-is-beautiful thing. Maybe all the self-esteem boosting there-are-no-losers culture has a downside. Who'd a thunk it?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 17, 2021 12:20 PM (QU5/8)

385 Aguila Ammunition, Rimfire, 22 LR, 38, Hollow Point, Hi-Velocity, 500 Rounds Per Box; $53.99; https://bit.ly/3gwqHL8
Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2021 12:11 P


Wow. That much for a brick of hollow points?

I remember mumblemumble years ago when I could get a brick of RWS R50s or Eley Ten-Ex for less than that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2021 12:20 PM (m+jkK)

386 American women now aspire to look like obese trannies and short, hostile dykes!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 17, 2021 12:17 PM (k4dH2)
++++
They might be right.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2021 12:18 PM (Jsjd7)

Who gets more clicks. The rainbow haired bitch ranting. Or the Instagram and tikthots?

Posted by: Buzzion at June 17, 2021 12:20 PM (G2zl5)

387 312 I despise that gays can't stand to not adopt from any of the myriad pro-gay adoption agencies. It's such a mystery why they need to adopt from one specific religious group.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 12:09 PM (S9l8l)

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"YOU WILL BE MADE TO BAKE THE CAKE, COMRADE!"

Posted by: ShainS at June 17, 2021 12:20 PM (c3dw6)

388 Okay. Call me stupid and ignorant if you need to, but I am honestly perplexed by something in this. What is the "Biden Doctrine?" I pay closer attention than most, but I haven't been able to discern an actual doctrine beyond "I'm for sale, and will negotiate on price unless you're on my country's side."

So what is the Biden Doctrine?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2021 11:24 AM (Jsjd7)

All the cool presidents have a doctrine. It doesn't have to mean anything anymore, so it can be all things to all people, much like Biden.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2021 12:21 PM (eoQWY)

389 Maybe take some of those jobs being offered now before rent comes due.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 12:16 PM (LvTSG)



There you go being all logical and shit.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 12:21 PM (Ez6QX)

390 Who gets more clicks. The rainbow haired bitch ranting. Or the Instagram and tikthots?
Posted by: Buzzion at June 17, 2021 12:20 PM (G2zl5)

Are they busty?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 17, 2021 12:21 PM (csEWM)

391 Guess who's gonna buy all those houses.
Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2021 12:15 PM (XxJt1)

China or multi-nationals?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 17, 2021 12:18 PM (AL0d+)


if only they could sue... big pharma, Fauci, ...

Posted by: artisanal ette at June 17, 2021 12:22 PM (9VFzC)

392 Federal American Eagle 223REM 62gr FMJ BT 100rd; $65; https://bit.ly/3cRKmmu

Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2021 12:16 PM (YYlyE)

SGAmmo has sub-$0.60/rd. 5.56 lately. IIRC, pre-panic 5.56 I bought was about $0.45/rd or less.

Posted by: flounder at June 17, 2021 12:22 PM (KnJdm)

393 There were billions of dollars in unemployment fraud .

Posted by: Just a side note at June 17, 2021 12:22 PM (2DOZq)

394 Maybe all the self-esteem boosting there-are-no-losers culture has a downside. Who'd a thunk it?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 17, 2021 12:20 PM (QU5/

Yep, the losers scream the loudest, self-identifying to the rest of us.

Posted by: flounder at June 17, 2021 12:24 PM (KnJdm)

395 ...and you're the smartest, and you're the smartest...

Posted by: Oprah at June 17, 2021 12:25 PM (KfC1e)

396 Rent or mortgages? Can't pay rent after the Left allowed you to live rent free for months? More fraud .

Posted by: Just a side note at June 17, 2021 12:25 PM (2DOZq)

397 I guess if I was Biden I'd be confident too. Basically didn't have to campaign, deposed a president by stealing an election, keeping political prisoners with no repercussions. Doesn't matter how stupid we think they are, they're in charge and nobody is or will do a thing. Why the F wouldn't these arrogant pricks be confident?

Posted by: JROD at June 17, 2021 12:25 PM (0jZnq)

398 Le Snez Neud is back, if anyone is still hanging.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 17, 2021 12:25 PM (csEWM)

399 He was using a S&W 1917 to illustrate the concept. On a whim, I checked out online to see what these were going for: 1600-2000.

Does no one do reproductions?


The M1917 evolved into the M1955 and then renamed the M25 (M625 in stainless). Still not cheap but not $2K.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 17, 2021 12:27 PM (nfrXX)

400 .

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 17, 2021 12:27 PM (AiZBA)

401 Reagan: Trust but verify.
Shining city on a hill
We win, they lose.
Bush: Helping Americans put food on their families.
Trump: America First
Biden: ??? Cmon Man!
I've left out clinton and obama because they did whatever they felt was expedient at the moment.

But, according to the Brightest People in The Country, this current Resident has a doctrine.
Got a copy of it I can look at? Someone going to print it out on a website? CNNBCBS???

Oook, Eeeek, Ork, Ah Ah?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 17, 2021 12:27 PM (z79tQ)

402 I'm sorry, maybe I missed it, but what exactly is the Biden Doctrine? I can only surmise from this trip that it's: "America's management is out to lunch; help yourself -- the door is open."

Posted by: red speck at June 17, 2021 12:29 PM (gS3OW)

403 Here is what was probably on that list of 16 critical infrastructure
entities: Google, YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, CNN, MSNBC, PBS,
Wikileaks, New York Times, Washington Post, DNC, BLM, Antifa, Hilary's
server, Hunter's laptop, Anthony Weiner's laptop

Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2021 12:36 PM (RHGPo)

404
Got a copy of it I can look at?


"Call me, 'Big Guy'.
My cut is 10%.
Anything less and I walk."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 17, 2021 12:40 PM (pNxlR)

405 I'm waiting for Ben Rhodes' take on this *ahem* unique perspective on journalists before I weigh in.

Posted by: Anotheranon at June 17, 2021 12:41 PM (8Ze5j)

406 It appears he banged one of the Owebama daughters.....

https://tinyurl.com/23apkx5r
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 11:59 AM (Zz0t1)
--------------

Following the links:

https://is.gd/IKt7Bv

Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2021 12:42 PM (jd+Ya)

407 For once, everybody's well wishes will actually be rewarded. I start a temp to hire job on Monday, and have additional interviews lined up with three direct hire companies, including KeyBank.

Posted by: Broseidon at June 17, 2021 12:42 PM (icI8A)

408 406 It appears he banged one of the Owebama daughters.....

No yellow. Chocolate is just fine.

Posted by: Hunter B at June 17, 2021 01:23 PM (vN+oL)

409 There is just arbitrary will.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2021 12:15 PM (Jsjd7)

+++++

For that matter, we are living in a post-constitutional order. Are the Jan 6 prisoners getting access to attorneys? A speedy trial? Did SCOTUS support the constitutional authority of the state legislatures?

Posted by: JM in Florida at June 17, 2021 01:25 PM (HCeRP)

410 7 Biden just now to reporters: You're the brightest people in the country.

Trump didn't say that.

=========

Because Trump told the truth.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 11:15 AM (LvTSG)

...

Biden was answering relative to his own position.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 17, 2021 01:26 PM (ohOLP)

411 They are Satans Retards, ace.

Posted by: Ready for the new Days of Noah at June 17, 2021 02:36 PM (ufuCa)

412 H.L. Mencken (the man quoted at the top of this very blog) knew journalists were lowlife scum, and loudly said so, precisely because he WAS a journalist, knew himself and his fellow colleagues, and was honest about it. And honesty in journalism was rare even a century ago.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 17, 2021 02:46 PM (2RBkF)

413 More from the Lying Peacock News

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 17, 2021 03:35 PM (wGqjj)

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