Six Months Late, Georgia Begins Investigating "Irregularities" in Ballot Collection

"Drop boxes" are machines for voter fraud.

They strip away any need of the fraudster presenting himself personally to vote, where there is a small chance his fraud would be noted. It's hard for a 30 year old fraudster to pass himself off as a 95 year old (deceased) person.

And requiring in-person voting reduces how much fraud can happen: Each criminal is limited by the time it takes to vote. He can go to different voting stations each time claiming to be a different deceased or out-of-state person, but even working a full day, he could probably only cast ten or twelve illegal votes.

But with drop boxes, he can fill out hundreds of fraudulent votes in a night and then drop them off en masse. Maybe split the ballots among ten boxes to keep it from being too obvious.

And Fulton County didn't even bother with the most minimal paperwork about these fraud boxes:

Georgia Republican Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger has opened an investigation into Fulton County for allegedly violating state rules "requiring absentee ballot drop box transfer forms to be filled out," his office confirmed to CNN on Monday.

A source with knowledge of the investigation cautioned to CNN that the probe "does not have any implications about fraudulent or missing ballots in Fulton any more than it meant that in the other smaller, more conservative counties," saying: "To be clear, we're investigating a rule violation" in Fulton County.

In confirming the probe, the Georgia secretary of state's office noted it had "announced similar investigations in Coffee, Grady, and Taylor counties a few months ago."

"Restoring confidence in our elections is going to be impossible as long as Fulton County's elections leadership continues to fail the voters of Fulton County and the voters of Georgia. They need new leadership to step up and take charge," Raffensperger wrote in a tweet on Monday.

Yeah, they need new leadership in the Secretary of State position.

Meanwhile, Merrick Garland, who Andy McCarthy has of course vouched for, threatens to intervene in the Arizona vote audit.

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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 01:28 PM (LvTSG)

2 Sponge!

Posted by: Bete at June 15, 2021 01:28 PM (Ojki1)

3 I guess that's just that slow Southern Style?

Posted by: Bete at June 15, 2021 01:29 PM (Ojki1)

4 There will be more elections. Whether they reflect the will of the people or not will depend on what happens in places like Georgia.

So, yeah, Georgia should have done something a year ago about this, but doing something about it now is far from nothing.

Still, SOS should go, and he's probably just trying to keep his job somehow now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 01:29 PM (LvTSG)

5 Hey! I'll call the others, again.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 15, 2021 01:29 PM (2LoZM)

6 Meanwhile, Merrick Garland, who Andy McCarthy has of course vouched for, threatens to intervene in the Arizona vote audit.

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What happened to the US Supreme Clowns saying each state is responsible for its own voting rules?

Posted by: Bete at June 15, 2021 01:30 PM (Ojki1)

7 I cut the cable recently and have discovered the live Roku channel. Steve Bannon has a program on America's Voice on I think ch 175. Man, is he ever all over this.

Posted by: Blutarski at June 15, 2021 01:30 PM (dmfmx)

8 yeah.. how many more break ins did they need before starting this?

Posted by: Inogame at June 15, 2021 01:30 PM (53oGX)

9 th!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 15, 2021 01:30 PM (m+jkK)

10
Ratshitburger will "investigate" and then tell us, again, nothing is wrong.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 01:32 PM (F3cVw)

11 4 There will be more elections. Whether they reflect the will of the people or not will depend on what happens in places like Georgia.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 01:29 PM (LvTSG)

Saddam had elections as well. Weirdly the 101-104% that voted for him every time weren't around to help him when he came to trial. But they were there at the ballot box.

Posted by: Bete at June 15, 2021 01:32 PM (Ojki1)

12
Ummmm..... any "voting laws" are State laws.

I dont think you have..... whats the word..... standing.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 15, 2021 01:32 PM (8XRCm)

13 I guess Rathwhatever deems it safe now

Posted by: It's me donna at June 15, 2021 01:32 PM (Zmnko)

14 Andy McCarthy is the kindest, warmest, smartest and bravest person who has ever taken a leisurely sip of penis.

Posted by: Miklos, with Facts and Logic! at June 15, 2021 01:32 PM (QzkSJ)

15 Conspiracy theory from the alt-right.

Local story.

At this point, what difference does it make?

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 15, 2021 01:33 PM (3TihK)

16 Pile of Dog Shit > Merrick Garland

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 15, 2021 01:33 PM (YxVzA)

17 12
Ummmm..... any "voting laws" are State laws.

I dont think you have..... whats the word..... standing.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 15, 2021 01:32 PM (8XRCm)

It's a tax.
- J Roberts

Posted by: Inogame at June 15, 2021 01:33 PM (53oGX)

18 Merrick Garland has no standing in the matter.

Posted by: kraken at June 15, 2021 01:33 PM (6Je/Q)

19 Of the 600k mail in and drop off votes the have chain of custody forms around 270k. 330k ballots just appeared out of thin air.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2021 01:33 PM (yrol0)

20 I have no idea many ballots I received in the mail, but it was a lot more than my wife and I would ever need. I was throwing them out like junk mail.

But there was no fraud here in Georgia.

Posted by: Ripley at June 15, 2021 01:33 PM (MxEKc)

21 I guess Rathwhatever deems it safe now
Posted by: It's me donna

I read that the Georgia Republican Party voted to censure him recently. Dereliction of Duty or some such.

Posted by: Blutarski at June 15, 2021 01:34 PM (dmfmx)

22 16 Pile of Dog Shit > Merrick Garland
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 15, 2021 01:33 PM (YxVzA)

steaming or cold?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2021 01:34 PM (yrol0)

23 "Restoring confidence in our elections is going to be impossible as long as Fulton County's elections leadership continues to fail the voters of Fulton County and the voters of Georgia. They need new leadership to step up and take charge, the fraud remains unexposed and malefactors remain unimprisoned and the private entities and parties that conspired in the fraud remain solvent, going concerns," Raffensperger wrote in a tweet on Monday.
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Fixed it for him.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 01:34 PM (Jsjd7)

24 16 Pile of Dog Shit > Merrick Garland
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 15, 2021 01:33 PM (YxVzA)

He's not the brightest person... Perfect for manipulation by bidens handlers...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 15, 2021 01:34 PM (Zmnko)

25 Again, the cheat was the brainchild of Deep Donk, but it was allowed to be executed by the GOP.

To wit, every state that was stolen either had GOP Gov, SOS, AG or control of the state legislatures.


The GOP is a useless pile of dogshit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 15, 2021 01:34 PM (qmgN2)

26 (from the sidebar)

I do get a thrill out of seeing "celebrities" on Twitter. I get to realize, oh, despite the money and fame, their lives are black pits of despair and scrabbling insecurity and substance-assisted rage

Yeah. Its kind of sad, I don't get a thrill but I do get that buzz of justification and confirmation in my gut. Yep, told you so.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 01:34 PM (KZzsI)

27 They're making it easier to vote harder!

Posted by: 496 at June 15, 2021 01:34 PM (U1eOr)

28 NooD!

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at June 15, 2021 01:34 PM (wAnMi)

29 The GOP is a useless pile of dogshit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 15, 2021 01:34 PM (qmgN2)

Agreed

Posted by: It's me donna at June 15, 2021 01:35 PM (Zmnko)

30 Ummmm..... any "voting laws" are State laws.

I dont think you have..... whats the word..... standing.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 15, 2021 01:32 PM (8XRCm)

It's a tax.
- J Roberts
Posted by: Inogame at June 15, 2021 01:33 PM (53oGX)

People are paid to run elections, ergo this is Interstate Commerce!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 15, 2021 01:35 PM (oHd/0)

31 I think I killed my browser again.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 15, 2021 01:35 PM (wAnMi)

32 The Tree of Liberty...something...something...

Posted by: Guzalot at June 15, 2021 01:35 PM (prSvo)

33 An npr presenter said drop boxes aren't marked "Republican" or "Democrat" so who could be against them?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 15, 2021 01:35 PM (63Dwl)

34 > To be clear, we're investigating a rule violation

It's a legal requirement, not fucking double dribble.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 01:35 PM (YYlyE)

35 It'll never happen, but I sort of hope Merrick the dick does stick his nose in AZ bidness and get tossed in the slammer.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 15, 2021 01:35 PM (3H9h1)

36 I saw yesterday that the AZ AG replied to Garland. She used a lot of words to say LOLGF. I see a conflict between state and fed LE in the near future.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 15, 2021 01:35 PM (kTF2Z)

37 JUST IN - Attorney General Merrick Garland announces that the Justice Department will scrutinize any post-election audits for evidence of voting law violations

well, you know what AZ already told him he could do with this

Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 01:36 PM (9VFzC)

38 In their defense, these gay retards in Atlanta had to destroy all the evidence first (via a recycling company), while at the same time covering their tracks, (they didn't because it's all on video), all the while hiding behind roving gangs of ferals and Educated Histrionic White Women with BPD.
And for good measure, Kemp's daughter boyfriend's car exploded with him in it on the interstate like it was Micheal Bay production.... just to be sure.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 15, 2021 01:36 PM (AnXE2)

39 On a positive note, my gun range is back in full swing, so time to get things tuned up on the long side...

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 15, 2021 01:37 PM (wAnMi)

40 It is matters like this that always swerves me strongly back to State's Rights, uber alles....

Posted by: kraken at June 15, 2021 01:37 PM (6Je/Q)

41 >"Restoring confidence in our elections is going to be impossible ..."


I agree

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 15, 2021 01:37 PM (iTXRQ)

42 Remember folks, Vlad Putin is the worst man in the world because he has allowed the assassination of members of the opposition, stolen elections, and imprisoned people for opposing his regime.

And Joe Biden is a great man because he has allowed the assassination of members of the opposition, stolen elections, and imprisoned people for opposing his regime.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2021 01:38 PM (DpkTQ)

43 It's coming out in AZ, GA, PA, WI, NH for sure. The ball is rolling slowly but surely.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 15, 2021 01:38 PM (byI+W)

44 *scratches head*

How do you violate voting laws with a post-election audit?

Posted by: pookysgirl needs a DoJ dictionary at June 15, 2021 01:38 PM (XKZwp)

45 Investigations, elections, LMAO!! IDGAF how many extra laws or "reforming" they do. They don't follow the f'ing laws that already exist let alone our Constitution. You're a damn fool if you think the a-holes in power are going to relinquish any extra power they've acquired through all of this. The left will just refine and improve on what they've done stealing this last election and apply it to the next one.

Good grief, nothing but BS theater.

Posted by: JROD at June 15, 2021 01:38 PM (0jZnq)

46 To be fair, I think Andy McCarthy--like Hannity--really does have a fairy-tale belief in the integrity of LEOs.
I think it's an Irish Catholic thing.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 15, 2021 01:38 PM (mR6Gs)

47 My goodness. The deep state ain't even trying to hide their bs anymore.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 15, 2021 01:39 PM (qzQoE)

48 Merrick Garland has no standing in the matter.
Posted by: kraken

That assumption stands on the premise that the Constitution still has merit. I'd wager a majority of Americans have NFC that this is a state issue.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * nanos gigantum humeris insidentes at June 15, 2021 01:39 PM (TqEer)

49 Restoring confidence in our elections is going to be impossible

That is correct. It cannot be done now.

Most of all because no matter what is revealed or what atrocities are demonstrated none of it matters. Our system locks results into place even if they are utterly false and corrupted.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 01:39 PM (KZzsI)

50 And for good measure, Kemp's daughter boyfriend's car exploded with him
in it on the interstate like it was Micheal Bay production.... just to
be sure.

You know some real journalist should look into this kind of thing.

Posted by: Michael Hastings at June 15, 2021 01:39 PM (DpkTQ)

51 I really want to believe something will come of this.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 15, 2021 01:39 PM (khAeP)

52 This, I'm sure, has nothing to do with the Fulton County elections official admitting that 24% of the chain of custody documentation for the ballot boxes is missing. Because of COVID, of course.

GA Star News article the other day, I don't have the link to hand.

I'm pretty sure hey where's the chain of custody documents is about as basic a level of review of election integrity as there is. And it sure seems no one did even that.

But tell me again, all you super conservatives, how questioning the vote in GA makes you a conspiracy theorist.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 15, 2021 01:39 PM (mf5HN)

53 It'll never happen, but I sort of hope Merrick the dick does stick his nose in AZ bidness and get tossed in the slammer

The Globalistas want to take over the voting system nationwide and this may give them that excuse. Unless we decide to say "No," something I haven't seen much of anywhere lately. Confidence is not high.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 15, 2021 01:39 PM (HaL55)

54 You know some real journalist should look into this kind of thing.

"Never heard of it!"
--Charlie Gibson

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 01:39 PM (KZzsI)

55 I'm sorry-This is off topic, but it made me laugh (darkly) and I had to share it. This is a headline from the MSM
"Biden says Ukraine must admit to and clean up corruption in order to be admitted to NATO." Bwahahaha.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 15, 2021 01:39 PM (k39e/)

56 They are only doing this to get ahead of something that is about to break. Nothing more, nothing less.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 15, 2021 01:40 PM (JUOKG)

57
Eh, stuff happens.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2021 01:40 PM (mht8P)

58 All done listening to a Andy McCarthy years ago.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 15, 2021 01:40 PM (qknPi)

59 What's Merrick gonna investigate? Audit's like the one in Maricopa should be done every year, by every precinct, to root out and deter fraud.

Posted by: Fool Otto at June 15, 2021 01:40 PM (DB16e)

60 The Globalistas want to take over the voting system nationwide and this may give them that excuse.

And ultimately that might be their goal; to allow and publicize this while criticizing it then use it to their advantage. So many irregularities, so much problematic counting. Clearly we need to pass the voting rights law and make it all federal so we can restore intregrity to voting!

Its like voting the fox in charge of hen house security because of all the break-ins and dead chickens.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 01:41 PM (KZzsI)

61 I cut the cable recently and have discovered the live Roku channel. Steve Bannon has a program on America's Voice on I think ch 175. Man, is he ever all over this.
Posted by: Blutarski at June 15, 2021 01:30 PM (dmfmx)


Congrats on the change. I'm actually liking it - unlike directv I actually have something to watch every time I turn the telly on. Roku is good, also check out Pluto TV (they have live and on-demand) as well as Peacock. Peacock sadly is NBC, but they have a shitload of content, and unlike other ad-driven content, they put the commercials at the front of the movie, then back off towards the end instead of back-loading it. There's also a news only app. Lots and lots of stuff out there.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 15, 2021 01:41 PM (wAnMi)

62 JUST IN - Attorney General Merrick Garland announces that the Justice Department will scrutinize any post-election audits for evidence of voting law violations. pic.twitter.com/asXkJtXzby
- Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) June 11, 2021

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Just a reminder, Garland was confirmed with 70 votes. Amond the 19 Republicans that voted for his confirmation you will find such GOP luminaries as McConnel, Grassley and Graham.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 01:41 PM (Jsjd7)

63 (from the sidebar)

I do get a thrill out of seeing "celebrities" on Twitter. I get to realize, oh, despite the money and fame, their lives are black pits of despair and scrabbling insecurity and substance-assisted rage

Yeah. Its kind of sad, I don't get a thrill but I do get that buzz of justification and confirmation in my gut. Yep, told you so.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 01:34 PM (KZzsI)


I already have the despair, the insecurity and the rage, without money. It's no better.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 15, 2021 01:41 PM (2JVJo)

64 One of the best parts caught on video (and there was a shit load in Georgia) was the fact SoS Brad had his WiFi connection out of a literal Chinese shell company. It popped up as Secretary of State Raffy on the WiFi.

It's not a coincidence that last night Tucker opened with the violence and murder spree occurring in Buckhead.... the White Meat of Atlanta.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 15, 2021 01:42 PM (AnXE2)

65
Good grief, nothing but BS theater.
Posted by: JROD at June 15, 2021 01:38 PM (0jZnq)

-------

Yup, another round of #TwoWeeks, #HuberIsComing BS. It's tiresome. But they gotta keep the spin machine turning, and peddling false hope to the people who might actually eventually get pissed off enough to do something about it.

There will *always* be another one of these theater-pieces for us until it finally stops freakin' working. I'm surprised there are still any buyers for this stuff, but there you go.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 01:42 PM (pfqSb)

66 Name the year in which Americans will next accept an election as legitimate.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2021 01:42 PM (KbCG3)

67 What's Merrick gonna investigate? Audit's like the
one in Maricopa should be done every year, by every precinct, to root
out and deter fraud.

Posted by: Fool Otto

How dare you accuse the fox.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 15, 2021 01:42 PM (qzQoE)

68 How do you violate voting laws with a post-election audit?
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DOJ originally objected to AZ's plan to canvas voters, saying it was voter intimidation. AZ abandoned its plan to canvas voters.

No other aspect of the audit could possibly be considered a violation of any voting laws.

But they're still making that claim anyway. It's transparent government thuggery.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 15, 2021 01:42 PM (sWM8x)

69 It'll never happen, but I sort of hope Merrick the dick does stick his nose in AZ bidness and get tossed in the slammer.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 15, 2021 01:35 PM (3H9h1)

And then bring Sheriff Joe out of retirement, to dress him in a pink onesie, and house him in a tent in the desert.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2021 01:43 PM (q2Ryn)

70 The left is going to hurl Garland in our faces as hard as they can trying to get revenge for the Supreme Court seat he wasn't awarded.

We are going to get an ass full of dear Merrick.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 15, 2021 01:43 PM (W2Pud)

71 That Merrick Garland has a great legal mind.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 15, 2021 01:43 PM (WmGrA)

72 On a positive note, my gun range is back in full swing, so time to get things tuned up on the long side...
Posted by: clutch cargo

My range is now a goat pasture. I have to go across the road onto timber company property now. Upside is I now have target options out to 250 yards. Downside is it's a pain in the ass to haul everything over there.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * nanos gigantum humeris insidentes at June 15, 2021 01:43 PM (TqEer)

73 Name the year in which Americans will next accept an election as legitimate.

Never again, because the next ones are going to be even more egregious and fake. American elections are dead.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 01:43 PM (KZzsI)

74 steaming or cold?
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2021 01:34 PM (yrol0)

Steaming.....and hair encrusted.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 15, 2021 01:43 PM (YxVzA)

75 I still don't understand how private entities such as Facebook were allowed to place ballot boxes and then these ballots were accepted.

Just on the face of it (no pun intended) this reeks of fraud.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 15, 2021 01:44 PM (A860g)

76 We are going to get an ass full of dear Merrick.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Go on..

Posted by: Shep Sniff at June 15, 2021 01:44 PM (WmGrA)

77 This very cute, very busty girl with a plunging V-neck sweater and nose ring moved away from the United States because she wants to live in a place where her vote counts:
https://is.gd/M2rJXt

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 01:44 PM (Jsjd7)

78
Vulpine committee declares henhouse massacre "a mystery"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2021 01:44 PM (mht8P)

79 JUST IN - Attorney General Merrick Garland announces that the Justice Department will scrutinize any post-election audits for evidence of voting law violations.


Well someone has to discredit whatever it is they come up with. It won't have to be good even, just mouth the words discredited and partisan and let the press and social media take care of the rest.

Same with Georgia, and Penn, and Mi, and etc.

The NPC which comprise the dem party will be satisfied with that, and those who are waiting for vindication of what we've known or suspected for months will be right where we are now.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 15, 2021 01:44 PM (z79tQ)

80 90% registered voter turnout is a joke. That alone should have raised the fraud alarm immediately.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 01:44 PM (2DOZq)

81 And by 'investigating' we mean setting fire to some warehouses.

Posted by: The Dominion of Georgia at June 15, 2021 01:44 PM (/2aWP)

82 This, I'm sure, has nothing to do with the Fulton County elections official admitting that 24% of the chain of custody documentation for the ballot boxes is missing. Because of COVID, of course.

GA Star News article the other day, I don't have the link to hand.

I'm pretty sure hey where's the chain of custody documents is about as basic a level of review of election integrity as there is. And it sure seems no one did even that.

But tell me again, all you super conservatives, how questioning the vote in GA makes you a conspiracy theorist.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 15, 2021 01:39 PM (mf5HN)


Yup. They're not angry that Trump was somehow pushing conspiracy theories. They're angry that Trump exposed what everyone knew was going on all along. These people are corrupt idiots who have long relied on the fact that the institutions ran more or less on the inertia of accumulated good will and knowledge. This meant that these lower-level jobs like county election official were great places to stash supporters and get a bit of grift. Ditto health department, etc. Only once things went south, they had no idea how to actually do their jobs.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 15, 2021 01:44 PM (jOcSX)

83 43 It's coming out in AZ, GA, PA, WI, NH for sure. The ball is rolling slowly but surely.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 15, 2021 01:38 PM (byI+W)

Don't count on WI. The "Republican" legislature is useless at the best of times. And these aren't the best of times in the state.

Posted by: Bete at June 15, 2021 01:45 PM (Ojki1)

84 Garland can go pound sand.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2021 01:45 PM (nxdel)

85 That assumption stands on the premise that the Constitution still has
merit. I'd wager a majority of Americans have NFC that this is a state
issue


I guarantee this simple fact of American civics that will never be acknowledged by PROGDA and their operatives in the DOJ. They will sound and act as though federal law governs local elections already. Of course the sheeple who've been purposely miseducated will believe whatever they're told without question, so it will work. Again.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 15, 2021 01:45 PM (HaL55)

86 Serious question: what federal voting laws are there?

I mean, Garland is saying he'll investigate an audit(!) ("post-election" is redundant btw you msm retards) for violation of what law?

Posted by: TexasDan at June 15, 2021 01:45 PM (ohOLP)

87 To be fair, I think Andy McCarthy--like Hannity--really does have a fairy-tale belief in the integrity of LEOs.
I think it's an Irish Catholic thing.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 15, 2021 01:38 PM (mR6Gs)


Or maybe being life long groveling suck ups has served them well.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 01:45 PM (y7DUB)

88

OT, this is excellent

Silicon Valley's 'Mission Protocol' Revolution Is Beginning to Attain Critical Mass
https://tinyurl.com/2uvkxrya
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Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 01:45 PM (9VFzC)

89 Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria

We have wanted armed drones over Atlanta and a few other locations in GA for a long time now.
Hell, i know for a fact that a military contractor tasked with doing the same over Iraq was consulted about certain areas of Georgia (I won't be specific).

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 15, 2021 01:45 PM (AnXE2)

90 There is no mechanism to address fraud in the constitution, but I think the founders made their intentions known in the Declaration of Independence:

"That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness."

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 15, 2021 01:46 PM (kTF2Z)

91 The SOS has to send fulton county a sternly worded memo highly recommending they seriously consider keeping better records next time.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 15, 2021 01:46 PM (hcb9g)

92 What gets me is that there doesn't seem to be any rules whatsoever about chain of custody with ballots. Its lax as hell everywhere. Remember Washington State, where they "found" boxes of ballots in hotel rooms and backs of cars? Counted them all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 01:46 PM (KZzsI)

93 Serious question: what federal voting laws are there?

I mean, Garland is saying he'll investigate an audit(!) ("post-election" is redundant btw you msm retards) for violation of what law?
Posted by: TexasDan at June 15, 2021 01:45 PM (ohOLP)


The Voting Rights Act. That's it.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 01:46 PM (y7DUB)

94 Nothing says totes legit election quite like threats from our federal junta.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 15, 2021 01:46 PM (O93mg)

95

Was Kemp's daughter's boyfriend on to something, or was he just a noisome and easily expendable message?

Posted by: Doug, Self-Gasser at June 15, 2021 01:46 PM (ND961)

96 So, they are making threats, basically.

Which means: A) they can't stop it, and B) they wish they could. And that means, there's a there, there. But you all know that already.

Posted by: simplemind at June 15, 2021 01:46 PM (mp5Mz)

97 90 There is no mechanism to address fraud in the constitution, but I think the founders made their intentions known in the Declaration of Independence:

"That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness."
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 15, 2021 01:46 PM (kTF2Z)

That ship sunk in 1864.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 15, 2021 01:47 PM (oHd/0)

98 F*CK off, Garland. We Arizonans don't want or need your "help." Go straight to hell, and take your crooked Dim co-conspirators with you.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 15, 2021 01:47 PM (k4dH2)

99 But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 15, 2021 01:47 PM (kTF2Z)

100 26-
Re:Celebrity Twitter.

Teigen did issue ANOTHER "apology" yesterday or the day before. And then another minor celebrity (Stylist) came forward showing her taunting him about ruining his life after she incorrectly quoted him saying something racist.

She's a POS.

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 15, 2021 01:47 PM (AD3JT)

101 That Merrick Garland has a great legal mind.
Posted by: Joe Mama

Legal or regal?

Posted by: Miklos, a mere peon at June 15, 2021 01:47 PM (QzkSJ)

102 https://is.gd/M2rJXt
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 01:44 PM (Jsjd7)

Good thing she has tittehs to look at. The nose ring is kind of off-putting.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2021 01:47 PM (q2Ryn)

103 Vulpine committee declares henhouse massacre "a mystery"



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Obviously Q-Anon inspired.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 15, 2021 01:48 PM (qzQoE)

104 Every day I'm thanking God that Garland didn't make it on to the Supreme Court.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 15, 2021 01:48 PM (BJKQV)

105 And then bring Sheriff Joe out of retirement, to dress him in a pink onesie, and house him in a tent in the desert.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2021 01:43 PM (q2Ryn)


With a peanut butter sammich.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 15, 2021 01:48 PM (qknPi)

106 Teigen did issue ANOTHER "apology" yesterday or the day before
Has she apologized for going to Epstein island yet?


Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2021 01:48 PM (DpkTQ)

107 See this is one of those issues if I can't quite tell if literally everyone is lying, or if some people have really bought the narratives.

Because if you stand back and look at this objectively, OBVIOUSLY we should make it very difficult to commit voter fraud, since OBVIOUSLY there are people who stand to make / lose billions of dollars, all kinds of influence, and power, so OBVIOUSLY there are people out there with a huge incentive to cheat.

And it's very suspicious when you see half the country not only say "there's no issue here" when the system is so rife for abuse, but go beyond that and say "you're both crazy and racist for suggesting we do things like, I don't know, verify the name of the person who is dropping off the ballot."

But this is such a stupid argument, I have a hard time believing anyone actually buys it. But I also have a hard time believing that 50%+ of the country is on in a conspiracy to, essentially, have us ruled by an unelected oligopoly.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 15, 2021 01:48 PM (UPoLF)

108 That ship sunk in 1864.

As much as I found the Confederacy a horror and their dear sacrament slavery evil, I agree. The USA absolutely and unequivocally as a nation declared rebellion for any reason is illegal and must be stopped by any means necessary.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 01:48 PM (KZzsI)

109 From last thread:

Ok, so today's test run will be if the president asks us to attack both the country of Georgia and the state of Georgia at the same time.


Why would we attack the country of Georgia?
State of Georgia is a given since the SC refused to do their job.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 01:48 PM (T2Zv1)

110 51 I really want to believe something will come of this.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 15, 2021 01:39 PM (khAeP)


When I was a kid roughly half a century ago it was common knowledge that towns would keep voting school budgets over and over again until they got the results they wanted. In the last 50 years it has moved up the food chain and become much more cost effective in that they only need one faux election to get the results they want. I'm afraid nothing we will be happy with will come out of this dog and pony show.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 15, 2021 01:48 PM (xlBBa)

111 "But with drop boxes, he can fill out hundreds of fraudulent votes in a night and then drop them off en masse. Maybe split the ballots among ten boxes to keep it from being too obvious."

A time saving cheating device such as a drop box deserves some kind of proper reward beyond hookers and blow.

A book deal?

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 15, 2021 01:49 PM (9TFyZ)

112 Good thing she has tittehs to look at. The nose ring is kind of off-putting.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2021 01:47 PM (q2Ryn)
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Kinda. I think it's kinda cute, too, though. Although when it comes to nose rings, a small glittery stud is the furthest that should *ever* go.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 01:49 PM (Jsjd7)

113 Has she apologized for going to Epstein island yet?

Has she apologized for turning her head into a balloon yet?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 01:49 PM (KZzsI)

114 Mark Zuckerburg paid for those drop boxes. Well, the FB shareholders did anyway.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 15, 2021 01:50 PM (hcb9g)

115 DOJ originally objected to AZ's plan to canvas voters, saying it was voter intimidation. AZ abandoned its plan to canvas voters.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 15, 2021 01:42 PM (sWM8x)

...

How can you intimidate voters ex post facto?

Also states should start passing nullificaton laws against federal interference in elections. I know I know SCOTUS says the 14th amendment says blah blah. Secede.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 15, 2021 01:50 PM (ohOLP)

116 So, will Jon Stewart do a Georgia vote counting rant?

Posted by: redenzo at June 15, 2021 01:50 PM (E7vND)

117 The nose ring is kind of off-putting.

I'll bet you're gay...

Posted by: Robin at June 15, 2021 01:50 PM (ND961)

118 Every day I'm thanking God that Garland didn't make it on to the Supreme Court.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 15, 2021 01:48 PM (BJKQV)


Cocaine Mitch has been very adept at identifying things to do that will make us overlook what a confirmed fuckup he normally is.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 01:50 PM (y7DUB)

119 "you're both crazy and racist for suggesting we do things like, I don't
know, verify the name of the person who is dropping off the ballot."

The argument the left gives is that securing the vote amounts to voter suppression. Of course there isn't a single person this century I am aware of that was legally registered to vote and couldn't...so the left might be, get this, lying, in their objections.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2021 01:50 PM (DpkTQ)

120 It would be fascinating to do DNA swabs on groups of ballots that were scanned at the same time (probably correlated with when they were put in the drop box... not perfectly correlated, of course, but that's why we have statistical methods).

You'd expect DNA the election official who put them in the scanner to be present, but if you saw some "mystery" DNA that many ballots had in common, it would be mighty suspicious.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 01:51 PM (XGAZE)

121 Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 15, 2021 01:44 PM (jOcSX)

Trump didn't expose anything, we've been yelling about this for decades. Shit, I remember my grandfather talking about how JFK and Landslide Lyndon stole the 1960 election.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 15, 2021 01:51 PM (UPoLF)

122 JUST IN - Attorney General Merrick Garland announces that the Justice Department will scrutinize any post-election audits for evidence of voting law violations.
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And apply a political litmus test as to whether to prosecute or ignore them.

I thought election law was up to the states, not the Feds, except for the Voting Rights Act which is about the old South.

Posted by: zmdavid at June 15, 2021 01:51 PM (xqRaG)

123 I am not a Garanimal!

Posted by: Merrick Garland at June 15, 2021 01:51 PM (sWM8x)

124 "Miss us yet?" -- Sleepy Sessions and Bagpipes Barr

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Posted by: ShainS at June 15, 2021 01:51 PM (7ohtU)

125 NBC News is running the story that Trump "pressured" the DOJ to "overturn" the election. So that's the narrative they're building to counter the real story of the election fraud.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 15, 2021 01:52 PM (PiwSw)

126 Attorney General Merrick Garland announces that the Justice Department will scrutinize any post-election audits for evidence of voting law violations.

This has to be the most asinine thing I've seen all day, maybe. Of course there were voting law violations you assholes. Millions of them. Like 80 million. The AG gonna' look into that, or nah?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 15, 2021 01:52 PM (3H9h1)

127 What gets me is that there doesn't seem to be any
rules whatsoever about chain of custody with ballots. Its lax as hell
everywhere. Remember Washington State, where they "found" boxes of
ballots in hotel rooms and backs of cars? Counted them all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer

Yes, and I remember when TWO recounts which gave the victory to a Republican wasn't good enough, but the ONE recount which gave victory to a dim, was.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 15, 2021 01:52 PM (qzQoE)

128 Garland and the DOJ has no standing to challenge state run audits - like finally this ridiculous excuse to not hear a case actually fits. The Supremes gutted the primary excuse for the Feds to run or challenge state election results based upon the Voting Rights Act of 1965 in what was called pre-clearance. Before that ruling, it was assumed the Feds could swoop in anytime and anywhere they felt and stop elections or anything concerning elections in any state they felt like just by whispering to some judge "Voting Rights Act of 1965" So Garland is just telling lefties what they want to hear, but he knows he can only sit on the sidelines and toe the dirt while these audits go forward.

Posted by: Boswell at June 15, 2021 01:52 PM (5iUNf)

129 No tats, no piercings, no "cute" short hair cuts

Posted by: A Moron Request List at June 15, 2021 01:52 PM (DpkTQ)

130 Kinda. I think it's kinda cute, too, though. Although when it comes to nose rings, a small glittery stud is the furthest that should *ever* go.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 01:49 PM (Jsjd7)

Well, at least you can "fix" it with a pair of dykes. Tats, not so much.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2021 01:52 PM (q2Ryn)

131 105 And then bring Sheriff Joe out of retirement, to dress him in a pink onesie, and house him in a tent in the desert.
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We had 112 degrees here in the Tucson area yesterday, and are supposed to get 115 today. Don't know what Phoenix is supposed to get to, but it's likely to be even nastier.

Putting Garland out in the desert today would be too good for that arrogant leftist POS. He may need to have some d-back roomies in his tent. And some lovely scorpions too.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 15, 2021 01:52 PM (k4dH2)

132

EPIC: Arizona AG's Reply To Merrick Garland's Election Audit Threats Was Pure Patriot Fire
https://tinyurl.com/maj3nvuw

scroll way down to read his letter in response to Merric

Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 01:52 PM (9VFzC)

133 The argument the left gives is that securing the vote amounts to voter suppression. Of course there isn't a single person this century I am aware of that was legally registered to vote and couldn't...so the left might be, get this, lying, in their objections.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2021 01:50 PM (DpkTQ)

They say (without evidence, I might add) that black people are less likely than white people to have photo ID. And that making sure voter rolls are clean (ie: you have to re-register every x number of years, or if the DMV says you moved out of state, your name is wiped) somehow disenfranchises minorities. It is such a stupid argument, that I can't believe anyone would buy that.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 15, 2021 01:53 PM (UPoLF)

134 Good thing she has tittehs to look at. The nose ring is kind of off-putting.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2021 01:47 PM (q2Ryn)


Not so much as that facial expression.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 15, 2021 01:53 PM (2JVJo)

135 Well, at least you can "fix" it with a pair of dykes. Tats, not so much.

And too-short hair grows out.

But you can't fix stupid.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 01:53 PM (KZzsI)

136 No tats, no piercings, no "cute" short hair cuts
Posted by: A Moron Request List

Brands belong on cattle, and that ain't what we're selling at Miss Mona's.

Posted by: Best Little Miklos House in Texas at June 15, 2021 01:54 PM (QzkSJ)

137 > When I was a kid roughly half a century ago it was common knowledge that towns would keep voting school budgets over and over again until they got the results they wanted.

Something else I've noticed... the city will issue bonds to fund a new road or sewage treatment plant (or whatever), stating on the ballot that this will raise your property taxes by $x/100,000 valuation. So far, so good.

The thing is, those bonds are paid off after a period of years.

But do they lower the taxes back down after the bonds are paid off?

Like fun they do.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 01:54 PM (XGAZE)

138 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 15, 2021 01:51 PM (UPoLF)

You can say that about any vice. It's about levels.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 01:54 PM (2DOZq)

139 My office is not amused by the DOJ's posturing and will not tolerate any effort to undermine or interfere with our State Senate's audit to reassure Arizonans of the accuracy of elections. We stand ready to defend federalism and state sovereignty against partisan attacks or federal overreach.

It is important to remember that the states created the federal government, not the other way around. America's founders intentionally restrained the federal government's constitutional boundaries to ensure each state could flourish in unique ways. Today our federal government has largely forgotten the Founders' intent, but my office has not.



AZ AG

Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 01:54 PM (9VFzC)

140 Maybe that hyper-space bypass needs to go through Georgia before taking a left turn towards DC?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2021 01:54 PM (NT1XQ)

141 Welp. This time next week I'll be homeless.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 01:54 PM (T2Zv1)

142 Yup. They're not angry that Trump was somehow pushing conspiracy theories. They're angry that Trump exposed what everyone knew was going on all along. These people are corrupt idiots who have long relied on the fact that the institutions ran more or less on the inertia of accumulated good will and knowledge. This meant that these lower-level jobs like county election official were great places to stash supporters and get a bit of grift. Ditto health department, etc. Only once things went south, they had no idea how to actually do their jobs.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 15, 2021 01:44 PM (jOcSX)

I think that, on a certain level, the LIVs expect a certain amount of corruption in all our institutions. Police, Teaching, the DMV. As long as it's not too obvious, we'll tolerate some hinkyness as long as the trains (sort of) run on time. The problem with 2020 is that the Deep State was shocked at the Trump rally in Butler PA, and got sloppy trying to fix the election. The chances that the corruption will be exposed for all to see increased exponentially in this case. This is a result the Establishment didn't think to solve for.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 15, 2021 01:55 PM (2LoZM)

143
Will they overturn the election? Of course not. Will perps go to jail? Of course not. Will meaningful election reforms be passed? Of course not. If they were, would the Uniparty follow the new laws? LOLOLOL.

Yeah, theater.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 01:55 PM (pfqSb)

144 I was never afraid of my mother cleaning my bedroom because she'd find calculus study guides under my bed.

We know the outcome, they'll get to the end, find massive fraud, claim it had no barring on the outcome of the presidential election, do nothing to fix it, and ignore it when it happens again in 2024.

Granted this will be their second worst 2024 plan for voter fraud, behind claiming everyone right of Nancy Pelosi is a Qanon supporter and locking them up before the election.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 15, 2021 01:55 PM (m8oRu)

145 Putting Garland out in the desert today would be too good for that arrogant leftist POS. He may need to have some d-back roomies in his tent. And some lovely scorpions too.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 15, 2021 01:52 PM (k4dH2)

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Give him a bottle of water and have join the other tourists who think hiking the Superstions on a hot day is a great idea.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 15, 2021 01:55 PM (O93mg)

146 Raffensberger needs to be waterboarded to spill what he knows. Jesus Georgia, come on.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 15, 2021 01:55 PM (oWBc3)

147 I do like a pixie cut on some girls, it works well for them.

When I was a kid roughly half a century ago it was common knowledge that towns would keep voting school budgets over and over again until they got the results they wanted.

I noticed a while back that every single time the city of Salem "votes" to expand, annexing more land... it passes. Like clockwork. I have never in 50 years living in Salem ever seen one fail. I mean, I guess its possible that people just always vote to say yes to this but really? Never?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 01:55 PM (KZzsI)

148 You know, in that crazy racist place to our north, all voting is done after showing ID, in person, on paper ballots, with election monitors from each major party plus "non partisan" election monitors watching every ballot go in to the ballot box, and every ballot come out, and every ballot counted.

Then those racists lock all of the ballots in a box with a seal on it signed by everyone, and if there is a recount, that seal is broken in front of a group of observers.

What a crazy, racist, system.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 15, 2021 01:55 PM (UPoLF)

149 https://is.gd/M2rJXt
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 01:44 PM (Jsjd7)



Booger hoop ruins the view.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 15, 2021 01:55 PM (dWwl8)

150 Well, at least you can "fix" it with a pair of dykes. Tats, not so much.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


????

Posted by: Confused Little Dutch Boy, whose finger smells funny at June 15, 2021 01:55 PM (QzkSJ)

151 Everything they said, wrong.

Everything we said, true.

What are the odds? Freaky. Strange. Contrived? Or and my attitude is dangerous.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 15, 2021 01:55 PM (rB4m/)

152 Drop Merrick into the middle of the Telegraph fire, there in Globe, AZ. That should perk him right up.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 15, 2021 01:55 PM (W2Pud)

153 https://tinyurl.com/maj3nvuw

scroll way down to read his letter in response to Merric
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 01:52 PM (9VFzC)
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Direct link:
https://is.gd/MCYLCS

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 01:55 PM (Jsjd7)

154 AZ AG
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 01:54 PM (9VFzC)

Boom! Mic drop.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 01:55 PM (2DOZq)

155 >>>They say (without evidence, I might add) that black people are less likely than white people to have photo ID.

Yeah. Black people don't smoke, or drink, or fly on planes. If Dems really cared about this, they would see to it that all black people obtained photo IDs. I have never heard of any interest in such a push on the part of Democrat leadership.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight at June 15, 2021 01:55 PM (Mzdiz)

156 123 I am not a Garanimal!

Posted by: Merrick Garland at June 15, 2021 01:51 PM (sWM8x)

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More like a Pet Crock.

Posted by: ShainS at June 15, 2021 01:56 PM (7ohtU)

157 One of the post slavery Amendments authorizes Congress to mess with states' elections if there is racial discrimination. That's one of the reasons they pretend everything is racist. Otherwise they can't meddle.

Posted by: zmdavid at June 15, 2021 01:56 PM (xqRaG)

158 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

159 NBC News is running the story that Trump "pressured" the DOJ to "overturn" the election. So that's the narrative they're building to counter the real story of the election fraud.
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Wait. WUT? You're suggesting the media runs disinfo ops?!!!? Our media??!?!?!. I bet you think the Covid19 wasn't a naturally occurring virus that came from a wet market!

Posted by: Lefty who did not watch Jon Stewart on Colbert at June 15, 2021 01:56 PM (cejox)

160 90% registered voter turnout is a joke. That alone should have raised the fraud alarm immediately.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 01:44 PM

Heck in Wayne County Michigan they got 115% registered voter turnout in 2016.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 15, 2021 01:56 PM (JUOKG)

161 143 sadly, this

Posted by: CN at June 15, 2021 01:56 PM (ONvIw)

162 Good luck Georgia, hope to God you find plenty of fake votes.

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2021 01:57 PM (Cxk7w)

163 The election was stolen in the middle of the night.

There are political prisoners being held RIGHT NOW in the United States.

This country is starting to become a 3rd world shithole.


Thanks, leftists. Don't hate be because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I think you suck.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

164 There should be "pre- election" audits for every single election, for every single office.

Special picked teams from ALL registered political parties that run through the election process with a fine toothed comb BEFORE a single vote is even cast let alone counted.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2021 01:57 PM (6FeV1)

165 They say (without evidence, I might add) that black people are less likely than white people to have photo ID.

Yeah. Black people don't smoke, or drink, or fly on planes. If Dems really cared about this, they would see to it that all black people obtained photo IDs. I have never heard of any interest in such a push on the part of Democrat leadership.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight at June 15, 2021 01:55 PM (Mzdiz)

They didn't even see the cognitive dissonance in having black people testifying before Congress about how difficult it was and the fact the witnesses flew there.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 01:58 PM (2DOZq)

166 152 Drop Merrick into the middle of the Telegraph fire, there in Globe, AZ. That should perk him right up.
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If you want to fry him today, just set him down on any street in Phoenix.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 15, 2021 01:58 PM (k4dH2)

167 I presume the final defense if it comes to it the left will make is that sure you found that some number of votes were illegally cast. BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THEY VOTED FOR!
Which is bullshit, but the whole point of the secret ballot of course.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2021 01:58 PM (DpkTQ)

168 I think that, on a certain level, the LIVs expect a certain amount of corruption in all our institutions. Police, Teaching, the DMV. As long as it's not too obvious, we'll tolerate some hinkyness as long as the trains (sort of) run on time. The problem with 2020 is that the Deep State was shocked at the Trump rally in Butler PA, and got sloppy trying to fix the election. The chances that the corruption will be exposed for all to see increased exponentially in this case. This is a result the Establishment didn't think to solve for.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 15, 2021 01:55 PM (2LoZM)


Yup. You can get your beak wet, as long as the trash gets picked up and the streets are safe. But those things aren't happening, and people are noticing.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 15, 2021 01:58 PM (jOcSX)

169 Raffenweasel is the UR example of piece of shit RINOs that talk a bunch of shit and not only don't do anything to help advance conservative policies, they ACTIVELY ATTACK real conservatives actually trying to accomplish them.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at June 15, 2021 01:58 PM (setIA)

170 Yup. You can get your beak wet, as long as the trash gets picked up and the streets are safe. But those things aren't happening, and people are noticing.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 15, 2021 01:58 PM (jOcSX)
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This. You can wet your beak so long as you do your job. That's a compromise as old as institutions of power.

But if you soak your beak, or you don't do your job, or you soak your beak *and* don't do your job, that becomes a problem.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 01:59 PM (Jsjd7)

171 Yeah. Black people don't smoke, or drink, or fly on planes. If Dems really cared about this, they would see to it that all black people obtained photo IDs. I have never heard of any interest in such a push on the part of Democrat leadership.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight at June 15, 2021 01:55 PM (Mzdiz)

They also apparently don't open bank accounts, drive cars, rent apartments, stay at hotels, collect any form of welfare, go in to any government buildings, nor have they ever worked a job in their lives.

All of those things require a photo ID.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 15, 2021 01:59 PM (UPoLF)

172 Hypothetically water boarded of course.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 15, 2021 01:59 PM (oWBc3)

173 https://is.gd/M2rJXt
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 01:44 PM (Jsjd7)

Big Fake Tits are always a turnoff

Posted by: JoeF. at June 15, 2021 01:59 PM (mR6Gs)

174 Merrick + volcano = good idea?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2021 01:59 PM (NT1XQ)

175 Was Kemp's daughter's boyfriend on to something, or was he just a noisome and easily expendable message?
Posted by: Doug, Self-Gasser

Yes. And it's was super weird how Kemp and his daughter showed up at the White House a few days later for a party because they were grieving so much.
So much in your face open air fuckery was afoot, it sends me spiraling whenever the Georgia election is brought up.
Seriously, the entire 2020 election and post election in Georgia was like watching a The Naked Gun on Nightmare mode while on acid over and over and over again.
I can never forgive not sending in the troops to shut it all down from the BLM-AntiFa riots to the election.
Now Garland sez White Supremacists are the worst threat. He isn't wrong in the fact that White People waking up and organizing is the biggest threat to the Federal-State Apparatus on the domestic front.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 15, 2021 01:59 PM (AnXE2)

176 Yup. You can get your beak wet, as long as the trash gets picked up and the streets are safe. But those things aren't happening, and people are noticing.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 15, 2021 01:58 PM (jOcSX)

All grease and no wheels.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2021 01:59 PM (6FeV1)

177
Like fun they do.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


They decided to make the Valley a city...it lost like 5 times, an election every 6 mos. They finally got their way, with 15% of the population voting. They just keep beating on the people.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 15, 2021 01:59 PM (qzQoE)

178 BabylonBee: Kamala Harris Suggests Biden Has Dirt On The Clintons

Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2021 02:00 PM (RHGPo)

179 Arizona AG came out swinging against Garland. LOLGF

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 15, 2021 02:00 PM (bZWRr)

180 Everything they said, wrong.

Everything we said, true.

What are the odds? Freaky. Strange. Contrived? Or and my attitude is dangerous.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 15, 2021 01:55 PM (rB4m/)

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Concepts like right and wrong are social construct tools of the white cisheteropatriarchy oppressor, h8r!

Posted by: ShainS at June 15, 2021 02:00 PM (SJb3w)

181 The MY Pillow guy hired a bunch of forensic coding people to review the hacks that came against the voting systems on Nov 3. His team spent about 5 weeks looking at twenty specific attacks (there were a ton more) and found almost all originated in Chy-na. They all flipped votes from Trump to Bai Den.

I hope he can prove this.

Posted by: Blutarski at June 15, 2021 02:00 PM (dmfmx)

182 They also apparently don't open bank accounts, drive cars, rent apartments, stay at hotels, collect any form of welfare, go in to any government buildings, nor have they ever worked a job in their lives.

Or claimed a lottery prize

Posted by: JoeF. at June 15, 2021 02:00 PM (mR6Gs)

183 scroll way down to read his letter in response to Merric
That's *chef's kiss* good.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 15, 2021 02:00 PM (HaL55)

184 70 The left is going to hurl Garland in our faces as hard as they can trying to get revenge for the Supreme Court seat he wasn't awarded.

We are going to get an ass full of dear Merrick.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 15, 2021 01:43 PM (W2Pud)


I believe Garland is a cypher who mostly does what he's told to do by DoJ career Deep State scum with ties to Ron Klain and other Biden handlers.

Posted by: Gref at June 15, 2021 02:01 PM (AMIL/)

185 I will save you time :

We investigated alleged irregularities and found no significant voter fraud.

-GA Sec State (after spending a few million dollars on investigation, but hey, kids need summer jobs)

Posted by: runner at June 15, 2021 02:01 PM (V13WU)

186 The election was stolen in the middle of the night.

There are political prisoners being held RIGHT NOW in the United States.

This country is starting to become a 3rd world shithole.
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TBF, parts of it have been a third world S hole for quite some time. The blatant stealing of a presidential election just checks off the box for the whole country.

Posted by: Checks Clipboard, YUP S-hole at June 15, 2021 02:01 PM (hXc9O)

187 Apparently the previous was a dud. If it's any consolation, this cute green-eyed redhead *also* wants her vote to count:
https://is.gd/suaogH

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 02:01 PM (Jsjd7)

188 Anyway the Uptown area is held hostage by the communists. City has been much more proactive in trying to keep that area running.

Funny that.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 15, 2021 02:01 PM (bZWRr)

189 Merrick Freisler needs to be prosecuted

Posted by: x at June 15, 2021 02:01 PM (oA+QO)

190
Representative Eric Swalwell (D-CA) Tuesday on MSNBC's "Andrea Mitchell Reports" called former President Donald Trump "the biggest legal terrorist of them all."
Guest-anchor Kasie Hunt said, "I want to ask for your reaction to these Trump White House e-mails to the Justice Department essentially asking the DOJ to challenge the outcome of a legitimate election."


Do you think Swalwell knows that he is taking the legs out from under Merrick Garland's attempts to inject the DOJ into the state election audits ?

Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2021 02:01 PM (RHGPo)

191 179 Arizona AG came out swinging against Garland. LOLGF
__________

Yep, Brnovich gets it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 15, 2021 02:01 PM (k4dH2)

192 https://is.gd/M2rJXt
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Why aren't her nups pierced?!?!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 15, 2021 02:01 PM (AnXE2)

193
This country is starting to become a 3rd world shithole.

At our current pace the average Russian will be freer then the average American by 2028.
I often find videos of people in Russia doing weird random things...like Florida man but with vodka and a strong, easily accessible black market. And when I show them to LIVs in the US the question is always something like, "They let you have a bear for a pet in Russia?!?"
Putin is an old school paternal autocrat. And that isn't good for the people of Russia. But our current ruling elite is a revolutionary marxist crew and that is very, very bad for the people of America. Putin wants your money and for you to shut up. The Biden junta wants to change you. In very bad ways.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2021 02:01 PM (DpkTQ)

194 Meanwhile, Merrick Garland, who Andy McCarthy has of course vouched for, threatens to intervene in the Arizona vote audit.

Ahem. That Mitch McConnel voted for and encouraged his Republican colleagues to do the same. 19 of them joined him.

VOTE HARDER BISHES!

Posted by: blaster at June 15, 2021 02:02 PM (w2z2p)

195 There should be "pre- election" audits for every single election, for every single office.

Legally, that's already supposed to happen. Practically, it does not. The federal government lacks the will to do anything about that like withholding funds.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 02:02 PM (KZzsI)

196 "More Evidence that Covid was in US by Christmas 2019", njnews.com

Posted by: JoeF. at June 15, 2021 02:02 PM (mR6Gs)

197 > You know, in that crazy racist place to our north, all voting is done after showing ID, in person, on paper ballots

In that crazy racist place to the north, you generally vote for one (1) member of parliament.

That's it.

A typical U.S. ballot has 15 or 20 offices and/or issues on it.

Also, the only people who ever actually voted for Pierre Elliot Bieber by name are the people in his party. Canadians get zero direct say in who their PM is.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 02:02 PM (XGAZE)

198 Why aren't her nups pierced?!?!
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 15, 2021 02:01 PM (AnXE2)
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Because this isn't a Cuomo thread.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 02:02 PM (Jsjd7)

199 *scratches head*

How do you violate voting laws with a post-election audit?
Posted by: pookysgirl needs a DoJ dictionary at June 15, 2021 01:38 PM (XKZwp)

They just throw up words anymore.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at June 15, 2021 02:02 PM (EpDzw)

200 Apparently the previous was a dud.....
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 02:01 PM (Jsjd7)

I had no complaints

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2021 02:02 PM (6FeV1)

201 How do you violate voting laws with a post-election audit?
Posted by: pookysgirl needs a DoJ dictionary at June 15, 2021 01:38 PM (XKZwp)
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Because shut up and sit down and don't rock the boat. If you continue to question me and us, the FBI - which I control - will pay you a visit.

Know your place, subject.

Posted by: Merrick Garland at June 15, 2021 02:03 PM (Jsjd7)

202 All grease and no wheels.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2021 01:59 PM (6FeV1)


You need just enough lube to get the tip in, but not so much that shit gets everywhere.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 15, 2021 02:03 PM (jOcSX)

203 Posted by: Merrick Garland at June 15, 2021 02:03 PM (Jsjd7)

Enjoy sitting in an Arizona jail cell.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 15, 2021 02:03 PM (bZWRr)

204 This country is starting to become a 3rd world shithole.





Thanks, leftists. Don't hate be because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I think you suck.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt

Invite third world citizens, get a third world country. Pretty easy really.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 15, 2021 02:03 PM (qzQoE)

205 Yeah, big tits fake or otherwise are a turnoff. Kidding

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 15, 2021 02:03 PM (oWBc3)

206 I can never forgive not sending in the troops to shut it all down from the BLM-AntiFa riots to the election.

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Same here, Widespread Pepe. YUGE mistake for the POTUS, and more importantly for the country.

Posted by: ShainS at June 15, 2021 02:03 PM (SJb3w)

207 178 BabylonBee: Kamala Harris Suggests Biden Has Dirt On The Clintons
Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2021 02:00 PM (RHGPo)


Ouch, baby. Very ouch.

Posted by: blaster at June 15, 2021 02:04 PM (w2z2p)

208 Big Fake Tits are always a turnoff
Posted by: JoeF. at June 15, 2021 01:59 PM (mR6Gs)

I don't know. I can definitely enjoy a big cup of Wendy's Frosty if real ice cream not available.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 02:04 PM (2DOZq)

209
Big Fake Tits are always a turnoff
Posted by: JoeF. at June 15, 2021 01:59 PM (mR6Gs)


Here and I couldn't get past the nose ring.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

210 Miss us yet?" -- Sleepy Sessions and Bagpipes Barr


As the bumper sticker used to say;
I miss my ex, but my aim is improving!

Is that what you mean?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 15, 2021 02:05 PM (z79tQ)

211 BabylonBee: Kamala Harris Suggests Biden Has Dirt On The Clintons
Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2021 02:00 PM (RHGPo)
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That's ...
That's brilliantly funny. That's so funny I didn't even laugh, I'm just basking in it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 02:05 PM (Jsjd7)

212 Yeah, big tits fake or otherwise are a turnoff. Kidding
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 15, 2021 02:03 PM (oWBc3

Natural breasts of any size are great

(preferably with Huge nipples and areoles)

Posted by: JoeF. at June 15, 2021 02:05 PM (mR6Gs)

213 192 https://is.gd/M2rJXt
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Why aren't her nups pierced?!?!
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 15, 2021 02:01 PM (AnXE2)


This appears to be some sort of complaint. Why are you complaining?

Posted by: blaster at June 15, 2021 02:05 PM (w2z2p)

214 what federal voting laws are there?

There are some. Judicial Watch has successfully sued several states that refuse to clean their voter rolls. There’s a federal law that says states have to do this regularly, but of course no one in the federal government bothers enforcing it.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 15, 2021 02:05 PM (CX3cf)

215 Well this isn't good:

United States producer price inflation jumps to 6.6% in May, the largest year-over-year increase in history.

Now some of that is due to the covid shut downs of last year but that is a seriously disturbing number any way you look at it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 15, 2021 02:05 PM (JUOKG)

216 Posted by: JoeF. at June 15, 2021 02:05 PM (mR6Gs)

You sir, are a great American.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 15, 2021 02:06 PM (bZWRr)

217 United States producer price inflation jumps to 6.6% in May, the largest year-over-year increase in history.

Now some of that is due to the covid shut downs of last year but that is a seriously disturbing number any way you look at it.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 15, 2021 02:05 PM (JUOKG)
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YOWZA. That's gonna hurt in a couple of months.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 02:06 PM (Jsjd7)

218 I saw Pierced Nups open for Kid Rock at The Hampton Inn in '98.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

219
Now some of that is due to the covid shut downs of last year but that is a seriously disturbing number any way you look at it.
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Its just the beginning.

Posted by: The great reset at June 15, 2021 02:07 PM (hXc9O)

220 I can never forgive not sending in the troops to shut it all down from the BLM-AntiFa riots to the election.

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Same here, Widespread Pepe. YUGE mistake for the POTUS, and more importantly for the country.
Posted by: ShainS at June 15, 2021 02:03 PM (SJb3w)

I was saying it at the time but the argument was that Trump was allowing the States to p'wn themselves. Never got that argument. You don't let a spark start a forest fire.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 02:07 PM (2DOZq)

221 How many more ballots would Democrats have needed to manufacture without the mail in vote fraud that preceded it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 02:08 PM (LvTSG)

222 15-20 offices? Try 35 people running for one office in the primaries. That's what the ballot looked like in WA state in the 2020 primaries. Had to show it to my cousin as he couldn't believe it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 15, 2021 02:08 PM (5HBd1)

223 Eric Swalwell is an odious piece of shit.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 15, 2021 02:08 PM (mR6Gs)

224 Well this isn't good:United States producer price inflation jumps to 6.6% in May, the largest year-over-year increase in history.Now some of that is due to the covid shut downs of last year but that is a seriously disturbing number any way you look at it.

How proud all those 81 million voters who swept Walter into the People's House must be...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 15, 2021 02:08 PM (HaL55)

225 There were rumors that Trump asked the DoD to prepare to fight the antifa terrorists and was told they would not obey the order.

True? It would be a good question to ask Trump if we had independent journalists...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2021 02:09 PM (DpkTQ)

226 Drop Boxes + Tannerite + 1 well-placed High Velocity Round.

They're not United States Postal Service properties. So far as I know, they're not unusually protected by any Federal or State statute.

The unlawful discharge would be a violation, and they'd surely call the resultant KaBoom a terrorist act. But it'd be a joy to watch all the fraudulent ballot confetti, wafting through the smoke and air. But mostly, smoke. /one can dream?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 15, 2021 02:09 PM (QzJWU)

227 YOWZA. That's gonna hurt in a couple of months.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 02:06 PM

Yep, better stock up on what you can now. It's going to get sporty quick.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 15, 2021 02:09 PM (JUOKG)

228 I'm guessing that the six month interlude allowed the guilty actors to procure legal representation.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 15, 2021 02:09 PM (+LCoQ)

229 How proud all those 81 million voters who swept Walter into the People's House must be...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 15, 2021 02:08 PM (HaL55)

They all blame Capitalism.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2021 02:09 PM (6FeV1)

230 Garland is a politburo prick

Posted by: CN at June 15, 2021 02:09 PM (ONvIw)

231 How did we go from election fraud to big tits? Oh, sorry,
It's an ASHQ rule that any topic can to tits at anytime.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 15, 2021 02:10 PM (k39e/)

232 Anna I'd be up for that, 1 volcano add Merrick, watch the fireworks.

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2021 02:11 PM (Cxk7w)

233 I just realized it:

We are officially living in a Dildocracy.

Rule by fake plastic dicks.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2021 02:11 PM (6FeV1)

234 How did we go from election fraud to big tits? Oh, sorry,

It's an ASHQ rule that any topic can to tits at anytime.


Could be a law, I'm not sure...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 15, 2021 02:12 PM (HaL55)

235 Why does Garland not have to recuse himself on issues related to his boss's election stealing?

Posted by: Valiant at June 15, 2021 02:12 PM (3MiF8)

236 LOOK AT MEEEEE, I'M A WINGMAN!!!!!

WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Posted by: Merrick Garland at June 15, 2021 02:12 PM (guGkK)

237 Big Fake Tits are always a turnoff
Posted by: JoeF. at June 15, 2021 01:59 PM (mR6Gs)

Look fine to me

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at June 15, 2021 02:12 PM (P4Pk9)

238 How did we go from election fraud to big tits? Oh, sorry,
It's an ASHQ rule that any topic can to tits at anytime.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 15, 2021 02:10 PM (k

Fake tits Fake election

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 02:12 PM (2DOZq)

239 235 because democrat

Posted by: CN at June 15, 2021 02:12 PM (ONvIw)

240 *scratches head*

How do you violate voting laws with a post-election audit?
Posted by: pookysgirl needs a DoJ dictionary at June 15, 2021 01:38 PM (XKZwp)


You don't. The audits are being lived streamed continuously and are a model of transparency. Garland is a lying piece of shit.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 02:12 PM (y7DUB)

241
How did we go from election fraud to big tits? Oh, sorry,

It's an ASHQ rule that any topic can to tits at anytime.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Certainly has always been my hope.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 15, 2021 02:12 PM (qzQoE)

242 I realize he's not popular here, but Cocaine Mitch really did us a favor by keeping Merrick G. off of the Supreme Court. He lives for lawfare.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at June 15, 2021 02:12 PM (uWF4x)

243 How did we go from election fraud to big tits? Oh, sorry,
It's an ASHQ rule that any topic can to tits at anytime.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 15, 2021 02:10 PM (k39e/)



Tits, guns or movies.

Only the Art Thread is safe for 100 comments.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

244 Yep, better stock up on what you can now. It's going to get sporty quick.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 15, 2021 02:09 PM (JUOKG)
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I've been spending money like a drunken sailor since buying my house. I am more or less done with everything I need, but I am sorely tempted to just get everything I want since inflation is destroying years of accumulated labor anyway.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 02:13 PM (Jsjd7)

245 There should be "pre- election" audits for every single election, for every single office.

Yes. There is so much we know about auditing and security that is just completely ignored for elections. Even the best elections in the United States ignore the most basic auditing techniques that are used for tracking and balancing numbers in other fields.

It is insane that, for example, Pennsylvania can say in December that even though ballots counted vs. ballots accepted don’t match it doesn’t mean fraud because the state hasn’t finalized the data yet. In any other field, not only would the data be ready when counting is completed, that’s data that would be kept track of during the counting process and flagged the moment a mismatch occurred.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 15, 2021 02:13 PM (CX3cf)

246 Apparently the previous was a dud. If it's any consolation, this cute green-eyed redhead *also* wants her vote to count:

https://is.gd/suaogH

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 02:01 PM (Jsjd7)

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I wonder if they will ever be able to make a sex doll that looks like that? Then the planet will go Full Gattaca ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 15, 2021 02:13 PM (SJb3w)

247 Always with the soft threat.

Remember when Merrick Garland was presented as a moderate nominee to the Supreme Court?

Posted by: squid_hunt at June 15, 2021 02:13 PM (B0mGw)

248 Fake Plastic Dicks was a good Radiohead song.

Posted by: spindrift at June 15, 2021 02:13 PM (h5TKJ)

249 246 its no consolation

Posted by: CN at June 15, 2021 02:13 PM (ONvIw)

250 Number of matters/candidates to vote on is a separate matter.

Harry correctly pointed out that Canada's *election process* - that's the topic, I thought, not form of government - is simple, reliable, and therefore has integrity.

Voter ID. Voting on election day, or by heavily secured absentee process. Paper ballots. No electronics in the tabulation. Strict chain of custody, and complete transparency (including HD video, on the web) of ever step of the counting process. Along with cleaning up registration rolls, constantly, this will virtually assure clean elections.

Most of the US is distant from some/all of this as is Zambia, or Venezuela.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 15, 2021 02:13 PM (OTzUX)

251 John Fund wrote a book about EF in 2012. Nothing new, except the brazen scope of it.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 15, 2021 02:14 PM (WITLv)

252
The real headline today should be: Fake Comedians, Stewart and Colbert, Joke About China Releasing A Deadly Virus Causing a Pandemic and Economic Recession

But instead, the idea that a lab in china is responsible for the pandemic is a "joke." Oops! And, oh, scientists are trying to kill us! So silly and absurd! Hahahaha, another "joke" to cover for Scientists who are, really, trying to kill us.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 02:14 PM (u32OT)

253 247 he's a hard left communist central committee bastard. Kulak

Posted by: CN at June 15, 2021 02:14 PM (ONvIw)

254 Isn't it funny how suddenly the networks, cables and newspapers suddenly have no problem with an Attorney General who's threatening to suppress activities that might hurt the Boss politically. I wonder what happened.

Hmmm.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 15, 2021 02:14 PM (guGkK)

255 Eric Swalwell is an odious piece of shit.

Back before the steal, I would comfort myself with the thought that him and the rest of the scum were going to have to face Trump in office again with more Republicans in congress, to stomp on them.

Yeah.

No, they all won and their sneering, smarmy faces are there forever to mock us with what they got away with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 02:14 PM (KZzsI)

256 One answer to the Fermi paradox is that any civilization advanced enough to travel between the stars is also advanced enough to have virtual reality, designer drugs, and sexbots to the point they'd never want to leave their homes anyway.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2021 02:15 PM (DpkTQ)

257 Tits, guns or movies.

Only the Art Thread is safe for 100 comments.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

And to think Barbwire is not the horde's favorite movie. Head scratcher.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 02:15 PM (2DOZq)

258 Just hear Garland blathering about white supremacist are the greatest domestic threat to the country and new program will be coming to crack down. Weird hearing that over and over and now we will be facing even more abuse form the Feds.

I used tot think this was all propaganda to satisfy the base and activists nut I'm starting to think maybe they are a little worried about whites getting sick of this shit and getting organized, which is starting to happen, albeit slowly. If that is allowed to continue that would definitely be a threat to the institutional power of the Dems. I'm expecting a numebr of provocation and set-ups to get more "insurrections" that can be used as a pretext to lock up not just hundreds but thousands.

Posted by: Ripley at June 15, 2021 02:15 PM (MxEKc)

259 One answer to the Fermi paradox is that any civilization advanced enough to travel between the stars is also advanced enough to have virtual reality, designer drugs, and sexbots to the point they'd never want to leave their homes anyway.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2021 02:15 PM (DpkTQ)
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Is that like the whole thing about how G-d made the Scottish the smartest people on Earth, but then also gave them whiskey to make sure they didn't take over the world?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 02:15 PM (Jsjd7)

260 > Number of matters/candidates to vote on is a separate matter.


No, it isn't a separate matter at all.

Having 20 issues on a ballot means that counting the ballots takes 20 times longer.

Turns out that actually matters.

If we went back to hand counting ballots, you'd be lucky to get results in a couple of weeks. And, of course, the lengthy delay would add more time and opportunity for shenanigans to occur.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 02:16 PM (XGAZE)

261 And to think Barbwire is not the horde's favorite movie.

It wasn't even a good comic, I cannot understand how that even got proposed, let alone greelit as a movie.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 02:16 PM (KZzsI)

262 Apparently the previous was a dud. If it's any consolation, this cute green-eyed redhead *also* wants her vote to count:
https://is.gd/suaogH
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 02:01 PM (Jsjd7)


Meh. But that's just me. Depression is extremely strong today.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 15, 2021 02:16 PM (2JVJo)

263 255 they didn't win. And there's nothing we can do. This will make the mockery much more bitter.

Posted by: CN at June 15, 2021 02:16 PM (ONvIw)

264 I've been spending money like a drunken sailor since buying my house. I am more or less done with everything I need, but I am sorely tempted to just get everything I want since inflation is destroying years of accumulated labor anyway.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 02:13 PM (Jsjd7)


I moved back into one of my rentals, which is in need of appliances. I almost jumped back when the lockdowns started. Then, prices started creeping up. People said "4th of July sales". Well, they raised the base prices, so they could put them on sale. Now, almost a year later, the cooktops and ovens I've looked at have gone up 30-40%.

I'm SO fucking glad I bought my car in April 2020, because the same models (used) have gone up $7-10k. WTAF.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 15, 2021 02:17 PM (wAnMi)

265 Big Fake Tits are always a turnoff

Posted by: JoeF. at June 15, 2021 01:59 PM (mR6Gs)

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Agreed, the giant scars made for implant insertion make them look like Frankentits.

I saw Frankentits open for ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 15, 2021 02:17 PM (SJb3w)

266 Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2021 02:15 PM (DpkTQ)

As an adherent to the Fermi paradox , that made me laugh and think maybe .

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 02:17 PM (2DOZq)

267 If Dems really cared about this, they would see to
it that all black people obtained photo IDs. I have never heard of any
interest in such a push on the part of Democrat leadership. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight at June 15, 2021 01:55 PM (Mzdiz
This^^ If the Dems put half the effort into getting IDs for these mythical ID-less people who somehow managed to register to vote, then they would actually be doing them a service. Of course, they don't, primarily because these ID-less registered voters don't exist.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 15, 2021 02:17 PM (rWcdu)

268 Putin is an old school paternal autocrat. And that isn't good for the people of Russia. But our current ruling elite is a revolutionary marxist crew and that is very, very bad for the people of America. Putin wants your money and for you to shut up. The Biden junta wants to change you. In very bad ways.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2021 02:01 PM (DpkTQ)

Putin is ruling Russia like the czars used to. Mark Steyn made a great point about this in regards to Ye Olde England -- the average person was much freer back then. They didn't interact with the King at all, and the King had no interest in what the peasants were up to. He had aristocrats whose only real interactions with the peasants were to try to collect taxes, but that didn't always go well.

But as long as you weren't out murdering the King's Subjects, your government basically let you do your own thing.

Which is what it's like in Putin's Russia. Granted, things tighten up a lot if you're in the aristocratical class, but that's a tiny percentage of the population, and it's hard to really feel bad for them.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 15, 2021 02:17 PM (UPoLF)

269 Lara Trump calls on Americans at border to 'arm up and get guns and be ready'

Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2021 02:17 PM (RHGPo)

270 And people have no idea just how badly audited elections are. I saw this somewhere on social media:

“Dear Mission Federal Credit Union, I just want you to find 11,780 dollars in my savings account. Everyone there has miscounted.”

The person posting it had no idea what would happen if they made the claim to their credit union that their savings account total had inexplicably dropped.

What they will not do is tell you, “the money we see missing from your account isn’t enough to matter, so we’re not only not going to restore it, we’re not even going to bother looking into it.”

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 15, 2021 02:17 PM (CX3cf)

271 My next dating profile will say:

Big fake tits are a turnoff. Change my mind.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 15, 2021 02:17 PM (4I/2K)

272 The real headline today should be: Fake Comedians, Stewart and Colbert, Joke About China Releasing A Deadly Virus Causing a Pandemic and Economic Recession

But instead, the idea that a lab in china is responsible for the pandemic is a "joke." Oops! And, oh, scientists are trying to kill us! So silly and absurd! Hahahaha, another "joke" to cover for Scientists who are, really, trying to kill us.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 02:14 PM (u32OT)

Remember when super comedian Bill Maher wished out loud for a huge depression to hit the country so he could be rid of that odious Trump?

He got his wish- someone should remind him.

Posted by: LASue at June 15, 2021 02:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

273
And to think Barbwire is not the horde's favorite movie. Head scratcher.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 02:15 PM (2DOZq)


Likely cuz Pam Anderson is nasty.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

274 Sexy shirtless guy for the 'ettes who are not into female boobs:

https://tinyurl.com/5apmh6pu

He has a sexy physique but has a nice face-I mean not just nice looking, but he looks like a nice guy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 15, 2021 02:18 PM (k39e/)

275 262. Really. I don't give a don't give a shit about her vote. Probably a stupid bint for Biden.

Posted by: CN at June 15, 2021 02:18 PM (ONvIw)

276 Tits, guns or movies.

Only the Art Thread is safe for 100 comments.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)


Music too. The Zappa is strong here.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 15, 2021 02:19 PM (wAnMi)

277 275 262. Really. I don't give a don't give a shit about her vote. Probably a stupid bint for Biden.
Posted by: CN at June 15, 2021 02:18 PM (ONvIw)

==========

She voted for Ford in 76.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 02:19 PM (LvTSG)

278 269 Lara wants to get Trump voters killed?

Posted by: CN at June 15, 2021 02:20 PM (ONvIw)

279 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 15, 2021 02:18 PM (k39e/)

Fight fire with fire.

Posted by: flounder at June 15, 2021 02:20 PM (KnJdm)

280 Sexy shirtless guy for the 'ettes who are not into female boobs:
Ok, maybe you people aren't all bad.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 15, 2021 02:20 PM (DpkTQ)

281 Sexy shirtless guy for the 'ettes who are not into female boobs

He makes me think of like Billy Jack, one of those quasi ethnic heroes in a 70s movie.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 02:20 PM (KZzsI)

282 I moved back into one of my rentals, which is in need of appliances. I almost jumped back when the lockdowns started. Then, prices started creeping up. People said "4th of July sales". Well, they raised the base prices, so they could put them on sale. Now, almost a year later, the cooktops and ovens I've looked at have gone up 30-40%.

I'm SO fucking glad I bought my car in April 2020, because the same models (used) have gone up $7-10k. WTAF.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 15, 2021 02:17 PM (wAnMi)
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Funny money, low interest and supply-chain disruption. Thankfully my tendency to be a cheapskate really helped me on appliances. Appliances are fucked. The supply chains are all broken and lead times are in the *months.* Same with a lot of furniture.

My house needed every appliance except the stove. I went to my major independent regional appliance dealer's B-stock outlet to get my stuff because it's cheaper and they don't have any bad stuff there (all with full warranty, etc.). As a result, I actually got my appliances without waiting for months.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 02:20 PM (Jsjd7)

283 I saw Frankentits open for ...
Posted by: ShainS at June 15, 2021 02:17 PM (SJb3w)

***

I liked Booberry better

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 15, 2021 02:21 PM (flINI)

284 If you want integrity in a vote count, you never go beyond electro-mechanical. Doesn't matter if it takes more than a few hours (e-m doesn't, and it's very reliable).

Number of matters voted on doesn't matter, doesn't change anything about integrity. You either do it right - and take the time it requires - or you don't. Period.

Somehow the country functioned - even had elections, and stuff - before any mechanization, much less electronic-ization, of the election process. Only technology that should be involved now is for transparency and accountability (video and the like). Process itself should be paper.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 15, 2021 02:21 PM (OTzUX)

285 Likely cuz Pam Anderson is nasty.....
Yeah, the South Cal Porn Star look isn't really that attractive.


Posted by: Obligatory at June 15, 2021 02:21 PM (DpkTQ)

286 If Dems really cared about this, they would see to it that all black people obtained photo IDs. I have never heard of any interest in such a push on the part of Democrat leadership.

It’s even worse: just about every time Democrats bring a suit “on behalf of” someone who supposedly doesn’t have an ID and can’t get one, it turns out (a) they do have an ID already, or (b) they regularly go right past a location where they can get an ID for free.

The Democrats bringing the suit never even bothered to find out whether this person could be helped. Not having an ID hamstrings a person everywhere in life, and Democrats don’t care one bit. They care only about enabling fraud.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 15, 2021 02:21 PM (CX3cf)

287 Capt Hate as all Leftists are, they lie with the ease you breath

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2021 02:22 PM (Cxk7w)

288 "But tell me again, all you super conservatives, how questioning the vote in GA makes you a conspiracy theorist."

Is it still a conspiracy if they planned it in public, did it, secured GOPe collusion, bragged about it, etc.

Posted by: DaveA at June 15, 2021 02:22 PM (FhXTo)

289 The Constitution offers no court-based remedy for removing a President after the electoral votes have been duly accepted and certified by Congress.

Congress has the option of impeachment and removal from office, of course, but I don't think there's any voter- or state-level option.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 02:22 PM (XGAZE)

290 If we went back to hand counting ballots, you'd be lucky to get results in a couple of weeks. And, of course, the lengthy delay would add more time and opportunity for shenanigans to occur.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 02:16 PM (XGAZE)

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I'm old enough to remember Ross Perot proposing online voting in an "Electronic Town Hall" which I immediately thought was a recipe for fraud.

If it was all open source with real-time auditing by every interested party, it could probably work.

Posted by: ShainS at June 15, 2021 02:22 PM (SJb3w)

291 The GOPe will tweet something really spicy and that will be it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 15, 2021 02:23 PM (1mLGh)

292 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 15, 2021 02:18 PM (k39e/)

Fight fire with fire.
Posted by: flounder at June 15, 2021 02:20 PM (KnJdm)

It's a trap.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 02:23 PM (2DOZq)

293 Vintage brunette cutie

https://tinyurl.com/3n4c46er

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 02:23 PM (KZzsI)

294 If they really cared about 112-year-old Granny Smith, who's supposedly never had an ID, they'd just help her get one.

But they don't.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 02:23 PM (XGAZE)

295 Garland will be a hideously brutal prosecutor of kulaks. I really see him as evil

Posted by: CN at June 15, 2021 02:23 PM (ONvIw)

296 293 Vintage brunette cutie

https://tinyurl.com/3n4c46er
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 02:23 PM (KZzsI)

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She could use some color in her cheeks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 02:23 PM (LvTSG)

297 Vintage brunette cutie

https://tinyurl.com/3n4c46er
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 02:23 PM (KZzsI)
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Nice eyes on her.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 02:23 PM (Jsjd7)

298 It's all kabukki theater. The GOP is now trying to convince gullible voters they absolutely did not conspire with Dems to steal the election from Trump.

Posted by: Mente de Caca at June 15, 2021 02:24 PM (CHX9P)

299 Left Banke - Walk Away Renee
https://youtu.be/qDGDX-ke8D0

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 02:24 PM (Jsjd7)

300 Having 20 issues on a ballot means that counting the ballots takes 20 times longer.

Turns out that actually matters.

If we went back to hand counting ballots, you'd be lucky to get results in a couple of weeks. And, of course, the lengthy delay would add more time and opportunity for shenanigans to occur.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 02:16 PM (XGAZE)

Simple answer to that: don't put all candidates/issues on one ballot. Give the voter an envelope with suite of ballots he/she can mark separately. Each ballot has a serial number, and a tear-off counterfoil that retains a copy of the voter's vote (or non-vote). Voter retains counterfoils, and if he/she is suspicious of of vote fraud, can initiate an audit of his/her vote.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2021 02:24 PM (q2Ryn)

301 Pamela Anderson is a sad example of what happens to a cutie when she gets into drugs, filth, and debauchery. She was adorable as the Labatt's Blue girl. She turned into a parody of a smack-addicted chainsmoking stripper with 90 tats and leathery fake skin from too many surgeries

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 02:24 PM (KZzsI)

302 As a result, I actually got my appliances without waiting for months.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 02:20 PM (Jsjd7)

We got a used Maytag Neptune set for $150 at a moving auction. Last place we repaired pretty much every appliance except the dryer. Parts repair sites make it almost too easy not to. If I needed to supply a rental, I would definitely be hitting craigslist, even for repairable appliances.

Posted by: flounder at June 15, 2021 02:24 PM (KnJdm)

303 > Somehow the country functioned - even had elections, and stuff - before any mechanization, much less electronic-ization, of the election process.

Compare a typical ballot from 1920 from one from 2020.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 02:25 PM (XGAZE)

304 The Constitution offers no court-based remedy for removing a President after the electoral votes have been duly accepted and certified by Congress.

Does it have to be court based?

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at June 15, 2021 02:25 PM (P4Pk9)

305 Nice eyes on her.

That is something I notice about many vintage girls, they have huge luminous eyes. I think its partly the photography method and makeup, but mostly the fact that they were gnomes, about 5' tall at most.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 02:25 PM (KZzsI)

306 It's all kabukki theater. The GOP is now trying to convince gullible voters they absolutely did not conspire with Dems to steal the election from Trump.
Posted by: Mente de Caca at June 15, 2021 02:24 PM (CHX9P)
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Eh, they might not have. But if that's the case, they did nothing - and *loudly* did nothing - to stop it or correct it.

There's no way out for them. Actively guilty or just complicit and cowardly makes little difference at the end of the day.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 02:25 PM (Jsjd7)

307 We're having our HVAC system replaced with a "package" system. The furnace and A/C are all outside. Nothing mechanical in the house, only ductwork and vents. Our old unit was so fucking loud you couldn't hear a damn thing when the blower was running. Stupid manufactured home design.

It was a relative bargain considering all the work that's going into it. AFAIK the price is up about 6% over 2 years ago. The outfit we're using keeps about a dozen units in stock at all times.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 15, 2021 02:25 PM (3H9h1)

308 Have you ever tried to govern across 10 time zones?

Posted by: Putin at June 15, 2021 02:25 PM (aAP3z)

309 She could use some color in her cheeks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 02:23 PM (LvTSG)

Yep

Posted by: Tom Color at June 15, 2021 02:25 PM (2DOZq)

310 I don't think you can fully judge Merrick Garland and the DOJ without looking at the positive qualities of the people in it. The DOJ has a long standing tradition of existence to its' members and to the community at large...

Posted by: Bagpipes Billy Boy Barr at June 15, 2021 02:25 PM (YxVzA)

311 295 Garland will be a hideously brutal prosecutor of kulaks. I really see him as evil
Posted by: CN at June 15, 2021 02:23 PM (ONvIw)

Imagine the prick in the Supreme Court for 25 years.

Posted by: Mente de Caca at June 15, 2021 02:26 PM (CHX9P)

312 and leathery fake skin from too many surgeries
Also too much sun.
Fair skinned caucusians don't do well getting sunburned weekly for years.


Posted by: Obligatory at June 15, 2021 02:26 PM (DpkTQ)

313 Georgia Secretary Of State? Merrick Garland?
Flaming Malevolent Clown Boners.

Posted by: President Orange Man Bad (Rheees Be Upon Him) at June 15, 2021 02:26 PM (jV+aN)

314 Posted by: Bagpipes Billy Boy Barr at June 15, 2021 02:25 PM (YxVzA)

What's with the "bagpipes" in the nickname?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 15, 2021 02:27 PM (UPoLF)

315 > Voter retains counterfoils, and if he/she is suspicious of of vote fraud, can initiate an audit of his/her vote.


Then the voter hands in the counterfoil to the local machine representative, so the machine can initiate an audit "on his behalf", and the voter gets his free forty ounce malt liquor.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 02:27 PM (XGAZE)

316 Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt

Mess with the Garden thread and you are in a heap of trouble. It is just not done, champ.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 02:27 PM (u82oZ)

317 Nice try on the shirtless boys, but I don't find kids young enough to be my son, attractive at all.

Gimme a 45-60 yo real man and I'm ready
To look.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 15, 2021 02:27 PM (W2Pud)

318 Posted by: Bagpipes Billy Boy Barr at June 15, 2021 02:25 PM (YxVzA)

What's with the "bagpipes" in the nickname?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 15, 2021 02:27 PM (UPoLF)

He plays the bagpipes. You're not really a moron are you?

Posted by: Tom Color at June 15, 2021 02:27 PM (2DOZq)

319 I've been spending money like a drunken sailor since buying my house. I am more or less done with everything I need, but I am sorely tempted to just get everything I want since inflation is destroying years of accumulated labor anyway.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 02:13 PM (Jsjd7)

**

Ha. I've done the same thing with a couple of purchases I was on the fence about.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 15, 2021 02:27 PM (/BX3R)

320 Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Your second submission is sublime. Thank you.

Bet her great grandma is still hot!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 02:28 PM (u82oZ)

321 We're having our HVAC system replaced with a "package" system. The furnace and A/C are all outside. Nothing mechanical in the house, only ductwork and vents. ...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 15, 2021 02:25 PM (3H9h1)
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Package systems are neat. I don't know all the pros and cons of conversion. Around here, a lot of people with auxiliary units (like for an addition) have a package for the new zone, while the main house uses a split system.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 02:28 PM (Jsjd7)

322 Gimme a 45-60 yo real man and I'm ready
To look.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 15, 2021 02:27 PM (W2Pud)

***

How YOU doin'...

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at June 15, 2021 02:28 PM (flINI)

323 Wish me luck, guys - got a couple job interviews coming up.

Posted by: Broseidon at June 15, 2021 02:29 PM (icI8A)

324 There's no way out for them. Actively guilty or just complicit and cowardly makes little difference at the end of the day.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 02:25 PM (Jsjd7)

For some reason they seem to believe voters will buy it. Some cucks who claim to be conservative like Jesse Jelly do.

Posted by: Mente de Caca at June 15, 2021 02:29 PM (CHX9P)

325 309 She could use some color in her cheeks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 02:23 PM (LvTSG)

Yep
Posted by: Tom Color at June 15, 2021 02:25 PM (2DOZq)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 02:29 PM (LvTSG)

326

899 People Given Defective COVID-19 Vaccine Doses in NYC's Times Square: Officials
The New York City Health Department confirmed that 899 individuals got Pfizer's COVID-19 vaccine at the former NFL Experience building between June 5 and June 10.
"While there is no safety risk for the patients, the re-administration is being carried out to ensure that the individuals are fully protected."
...they need to receive another shot because the firm can't guarantee whether the shot is effective at preventing the spread of Covid...
...It was recognized after the vaccine was administered, that it had been in the freezer beyond the approved time frame prior to it being administered,"...


Notice they say preventing spread of... lie. Vaccine does nothing of the sort.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 15, 2021 02:29 PM (9VFzC)

327
Mess with the Garden thread and you are in a heap of trouble. It is just not done, champ.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 02:27 PM (u82oZ)


Ah yes......

I'm usually not around, so I forget about that one.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

328 301 Pamela Anderson is a sad example of what happens to a cutie when she gets into drugs, filth, and debauchery. She was adorable as the Labatt's Blue girl. She turned into a parody of a smack-addicted chainsmoking stripper with 90 tats and leathery fake skin from too many surgeries
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 02:24 PM (KZzsI)

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She was also quite cute as the Tool Time girl on Home Improvement.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 15, 2021 02:29 PM (CAJOC)

329 I don't think you can fully judge Merrick Garland and the DOJ without looking at the positive qualities of the people in it. The DOJ has a long standing tradition of existence to its' members and to the community at large...
Posted by: Bagpipes Billy Boy Barr at June 15, 2021 02:25 PM (YxVzA)

I think we've heard enough from you.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at June 15, 2021 02:29 PM (4I/2K)

330 Wish me luck, guys - got a couple job interviews coming up.
Posted by: Broseidon at June 15, 2021 02:29 PM (icI8A)
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All available luck to you, Broseidon. If that's not enough, let me know and we'll go so roll some fucker and take his luck, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 02:29 PM (Jsjd7)

331 I watched a 1942 BW movie last night on TCM called "Saboteur." Pretty cheesy all in all, but Honest Joe get wrongly accused of sabotage at California munitions plant and goes on to save the day and get the girl. The only point was that the villains were touting their disdain of "the small lives" of democratic-minded Americans for the power and perceived efficiency of Fascism. How the roles have changed. Those same villains now occupy the Federal Government and the apparatus of Big Business and Finance.

Posted by: No Longer Amused at June 15, 2021 02:29 PM (EnUOw)

332 He plays the bagpipes. You're not really a moron are you?
Posted by: Tom Color at June 15, 2021 02:27 PM (2DOZq)

How would I know he plays bagpipes? I thought it was a racial slight, and wanted to point out that while his mom may have been Irish, his dad was born Jewish before converting to Catholicism and becoming "more Catholic than the Catholics" according to Bill Barr, which is a weird thing to say.

Anyways, we Irish don't claim him as one of ours.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 15, 2021 02:30 PM (UPoLF)

333 She was also quite cute as the Tool Time girl on Home Improvement.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 15, 2021 02:29 PM (CAJOC)

And in that film with Tommy Lee.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 02:30 PM (2DOZq)

334 Wish me luck, guys - got a couple job interviews coming up.

Posted by: Broseidon at June 15, 2021 02:29 PM (icI8A)

Pro-tip: Wear pants. And don't pull a Toobin.

Best wishes.

Posted by: flounder at June 15, 2021 02:30 PM (KnJdm)

335 Do you think Swalwell knows that he is taking the legs out from under Merrick Garland's attempts to inject the DOJ into the state election audits ?
Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2021 02:01 PM (RHGPo)

There really wasn't much the DOJ could do about the 2020 elections if the states were not going to do anything. It was always Trumps weakest tactic to get someone to do something, but I understand why he tried.

The states and state legislatures control their elections, even federal office elections, and the Federal government can't really interfere or arrest people because they suspect shenanigans - they can investigate and give info to state officials, but not much else. But now for Garland to suggest that, hey, why yes we can, is just so much blowhard bullshit...no, no he can't, and he knows it.

Posted by: Boswell at June 15, 2021 02:30 PM (5iUNf)

336 Mess with the Garden thread and you are in a heap of trouble. It is just not done, champ.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 02:27 PM (u82oZ)
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Weekends at all, really. Weekends are for on-topic fun.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 02:30 PM (Jsjd7)

337 nurse ratched

Maybe the MoMeet needs a male review. Nyah. Ben Had nixed a similar idea last year. We are a classy place.

Please let us know if there are some hunks there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 02:30 PM (u82oZ)

338 OAN got closeups of Biden's gigantic flash cards with talking points that any sub-moron should be able to commit to memory.

https://bit.ly/2TxexJ8

Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 02:30 PM (YYlyE)

339 Gimme a 45-60 yo real man and I'm ready
To look.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 15, 2021 02:27 PM (W2Pud)



Look up Ed Quinn. He is smokin' and he's in his 50's.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 02:30 PM (Ez6QX)

340 311 He'll be much worse as AG. Out for vengeance with cruelty

Posted by: CN at June 15, 2021 02:30 PM (ONvIw)

341 Lily James as Pamela Anderson in currently shooting movie:

https://tinyurl.com/vf2hknrs
https://tinyurl.com/3w8j5ca7
https://tinyurl.com/4f6wk7kp

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 02:31 PM (LvTSG)

342 Mess with the Garden thread and you are in a heap of trouble. It is just not done, champ.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 02:27 PM (u82oZ)


And they know how to compost and use a shovel, too.

Posted by: flounder at June 15, 2021 02:31 PM (KnJdm)

343 How would I know he plays bagpipes? I thought it was a racial slight, and wanted to point out that while his mom may have been Irish, his dad was born Jewish before converting to Catholicism and becoming "more Catholic than the Catholics" according to Bill Barr, which is a weird thing to say.

Anyways, we Irish don't claim him as one of ours.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 15, 2021 02:30 PM (UPoLF)


Aren't bagpipes Scottish?

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 02:31 PM (Ez6QX)

344 Jordan,

Mmmmmm

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 15, 2021 02:32 PM (W2Pud)

345 Look, I'm not saying that the current vote audit trail isn't a pile of shit (it is).

I'm just saying that "hand-counted paper ballots" have their own problems. They're not some miraculous savior.

Voting fraud was rife all through the 19th and early 20th, despite the "hand-counted paper ballots". Same with the electromechanical voting machines.

Do you REALLY believe that Kennedy got all those votes in Chicago after midnight in 1960? Do you REALLY believe that Lyndon Johnson got zillions of votes five minutes before the polls closed, all cast by voters who conveniently lined up in alphabetical order?

I don't.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 02:32 PM (XGAZE)

346 > Wish me luck, guys - got a couple job interviews coming up.

Knock 'em dead, Broseidon.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 02:32 PM (YYlyE)

347 I'm still convinced free and fair elections are gone forever. They got away with 2020, and they will again.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at June 15, 2021 02:32 PM (XSRBF)

348 310 Barr was a traitor who took the cash, so Garland will be lenient

Posted by: CN at June 15, 2021 02:32 PM (ONvIw)

349 OAN got closeups of Biden's gigantic flash cards with talking points that any sub-moron should be able to commit to memory.

https://bit.ly/2TxexJ8
Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 02:30 PM (YYlyE)
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At least it isn't a giant laminated thing with pictures of reporters on it this time...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 02:32 PM (Jsjd7)

350
Give 'em hell, Broseidon

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 02:32 PM (u32OT)

351 Wish me luck, guys - got a couple job interviews coming up.
Posted by: Broseidon at June 15, 2021 02:29 PM (icI8A)


Good luck, Broseidon!

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 02:33 PM (Ez6QX)

352 OAN got closeups of Biden's gigantic flash cards with talking points that any sub-moron should be able to commit to memory.

https://bit.ly/2TxexJ8
Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 02:30 PM (YYlyE)

I'm old enough to remember when Sarah Palin was labeled as border line retarded for writing a few bullet points on her hand before giving a speech.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 15, 2021 02:33 PM (UPoLF)

353 Wish me luck, guys - got a couple job interviews coming up.
Posted by: Broseidon

Good luck on that "kept man" gig. You earned your shot at the big time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 02:33 PM (u82oZ)

354 Lily James as Pamela Anderson in currently shooting movie:

https://tinyurl.com/vf2hknrs
https://tinyurl.com/3w8j5ca7
https://tinyurl.com/4f6wk7kp
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 02:31 PM (LvTSG)



Who needs a movie about Pam and Tommy Lee?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

355 Gimme a 45-60 yo real man and I'm ready
To look.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 15, 2021 02:27 PM (W2Pud)

The OC Chopper old man? Kinda shouty though.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 15, 2021 02:33 PM (4I/2K)

356 133 They say (without evidence, I might add) that black people are less likely than white people to have photo ID.
when i went to get my microsoft tracking microbots implanted, the first thing they did was ask for my driver's license. how are folks that can't get id to vote getting id for vaccinations?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 15, 2021 02:33 PM (sGtp+)

357 Aren't bagpipes Scottish?
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 02:31 PM (Ez6QX)

Don't stop him he's on a roll.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 02:33 PM (2DOZq)

358 Wish me luck, guys - got a couple job interviews coming up.
Posted by: Broseidon


Knock 'em dead, biggin.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

359
We're all counting on you, Broseidon.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 02:34 PM (u32OT)

360 That is something I notice about many vintage girls, they have huge luminous eyes. I think its partly the photography method.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 02:25 PM (KZzsI)

In vintage photography (60 years ago) photographers didn't have lenses with high shutter speeds so the model had to keep her eyes wide open to avoid blinking, even slightly. Otherwise, blurry eyes.

Posted by: Mente de Caca at June 15, 2021 02:34 PM (CHX9P)

361 347 Yes, if this level of theft and fraud go unpunished there will be every reason to steal harder. Rewarded behavior is repeated behavior.

Posted by: CN at June 15, 2021 02:34 PM (ONvIw)

362 Broseidon, the real key to any successful job interview, is to look them squarely in the eye, have a firm handshake, and tell them they'd be lucky to have you as an employee, since clearly they hire a lot of idiots, judging by the people interviewing you, and you'll be able to help them not run their business so shittily.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 15, 2021 02:34 PM (UPoLF)

363 That is something I notice about many vintage girls, they have huge luminous eyes. I think its partly the photography method and makeup, but mostly the fact that they were gnomes, about 5' tall at most.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 02:25 PM (KZzsI)


If I weren't working and incredibly depressed today, I could discuss the ladies of that era. But I can barely type, let alone do anything else.

Here's an early silent star with big eyes, Marie Doro:

https://tinyurl.com/5h3hxxrz

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 15, 2021 02:34 PM (2JVJo)

364 The only realistic way to get Dopey Joe out of office would be for the audits to turn up such a stench that the Deep Staters in Congress flip on him in order to save their own phoney-baloney jobs.

I don't think any court has the power to remove a duly-certified President.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 02:34 PM (XGAZE)

365 Hey everybody! Hey ace!

Something tells me that Garland believes that somehow, some way, he can use this (and other crises) to wangle his way onto SCOTUS, like he's always dreamed. (If he didn't care, he probably would have had everyone in AZ shot by now.)

He's gonna be disappointed.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2021 02:34 PM (L2ZTs)

366 Good luck, Broseidon!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 02:35 PM (XGAZE)

367 > Who needs a movie about Pam and Tommy Lee?

Not me.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 02:35 PM (YYlyE)

368 OAN got closeups of Biden's gigantic flash cards with talking points that any sub-moron should be able to commit to memory.

https://bit.ly/2TxexJ8
Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 02:30 PM (YYlyE)

"Orange Man".... ooooh,i know this one...uh..... Hole cover! No.... Dingo! No.... man, man, man m-m-....

*flips card over*

"Bad"!!!! Dammit. I totally knew that one. Now I'm gonna get yelled at.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2021 02:35 PM (6FeV1)

369 "While there is no safety risk for the patients, the re-administration is being carried out to ensure that the individuals are fully protected."

***

I'm no virusologist, but is that how vaccines work? We can just take the same one weekly?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 15, 2021 02:35 PM (/BX3R)

370 347 I'm still convinced free and fair elections are gone forever. They got away with 2020, and they will again.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at June 15, 2021 02:32 PM (XSRBF)

I ask again, what year do you think Americans will next trust the validity of an election?

I'm 38 and I can say without a shadow of a doubt that it won't happen again in my lifetime.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2021 02:35 PM (KbCG3)

371 bonhomme: the part of Pamela Anderson will be played by a sex doll and two balloons. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2021 02:35 PM (L2ZTs)

372 357 Barr is a Scottish name

Posted by: CN at June 15, 2021 02:36 PM (ONvIw)

373 nurse ratched

Maybe the MoMeet needs a male review. Nyah. Ben Had nixed a similar idea last year. We are a classy place.

Please let us know if there are some hunks there.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 02:30 PM (u82oZ)

There be chunks a-plenty.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 15, 2021 02:36 PM (4I/2K)

374 Aren't bagpipes Scottish?
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 02:31 PM (Ez6QX)

As I heard tell, the Irish invented the bagpipes in the 11th Century and immediately gave them to the Scots. And the Scots still haven't caught on to the joke.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 15, 2021 02:36 PM (dfRN6)

375 It's all kabukki theater. The GOP is now trying to convince gullible voters they absolutely did not conspire with Dems to steal the election from Trump.
Posted by: Mente de Caca at June 15, 2021 02:24 PM (CHX9P)
++++
Eh, they might not have. But if that's the case, they did nothing - and *loudly* did nothing - to stop it or correct it.

There's no way out for them. Actively guilty or just complicit and cowardly makes little difference at the end of the day.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 02:25 PM (Jsjd7)


They need to be primaried by candidates willing to go scorched earth on them in pointing out every duplicitous act that violated their fake promises. None of that "we need experienced leaders" hot steaming pile. Dave Brat should be the template, at least initially against Cantor.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 02:36 PM (y7DUB)

376 Nood bats.

Posted by: flounder at June 15, 2021 02:36 PM (KnJdm)

377 I stood up after a meeting earlier today and felt something go "ping" in my lower back. Now it is singing an aria of agony.

Yay.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 02:36 PM (Jsjd7)

378 They ought to skip the audit, tie Raffensperger down and beat him with a pillow case full of peaches and pecans.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 15, 2021 02:36 PM (VpIIl)

379 Here's an early silent star with big eyes, Marie Doro:

What an astonishing profile. She was born to be a cameo. Such delicate hands, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 02:37 PM (KZzsI)

380
This is qdpsteve:

https://youtu.be/mGYpsNpg1bw?t=1

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 02:37 PM (u32OT)

381 As I heard tell, the Irish invented the bagpipes in the 11th Century and immediately gave them to the Scots. And the Scots still haven't caught on to the joke.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 15, 2021 02:36 PM (dfRN6)



And where do you think them Irish homos stole the idea of bagpipes from?

Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton at June 15, 2021 02:37 PM (guGkK)

382 365 This is pure vengeance, not a scotus job interview

Posted by: CN at June 15, 2021 02:37 PM (ONvIw)

383 Aren't bagpipes Scottish?
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 02:31 PM (Ez6QX)

No, I think they're original from ancient Greece or thereabouts.

But the first / earliest mentions of bagpipes in Europe, IIRC, were in Ireland in the 1500's. They are played throughout Europe though.

The connection between Scotland and bagpipes was, I think, because the Scottish troops marched to bagpipes in war instead of the normal trumpets / drums that the rest of the British soldiers (and most continental Europe) used.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 15, 2021 02:37 PM (UPoLF)

384 Broseidon, the real key to any successful job interview, is to look them squarely in the eye, have a firm handshake, and tell them they'd be lucky to have you as an employee, since clearly they hire a lot of idiots, judging by the people interviewing you, and you'll be able to help them not run their business so shittily.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 15, 2021 02:34 PM (UPoLF)

Solid gold advice.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 15, 2021 02:38 PM (4I/2K)

385 What an astonishing profile. She was born to be a cameo. Such delicate hands, too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 02:37 PM (KZzsI)


And such little feet!

Posted by: Hedley Lamar at June 15, 2021 02:38 PM (guGkK)

386 375 GOP is guilty AF. There was not even a hint of surprise.

Posted by: CN at June 15, 2021 02:38 PM (ONvIw)

387 Sooth: the QDP is for "quality digital punditry!" ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2021 02:38 PM (L2ZTs)

388 I don't think any court has the power to remove a duly-certified President.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Thing is, technically he ISN'T duly certified if everyone used fraudulent information.

They may have certified him, but the information used was of the poisoned tree.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 02:39 PM (T2Zv1)

389 CPI increase a new record! Biden for the win!

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 15, 2021 02:39 PM (oWBc3)

390 Gimme a 45-60 yo real man and I'm ready
To look.
Posted by: nurse ratched

https://is.gd/Zg3bhg

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 15, 2021 02:40 PM (OLxvn)

391 nurse, hold on while I send you my pics! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2021 02:40 PM (L2ZTs)

392 The Voting Rights Act. That's it.

Actually, the 13th Amendment guarantees the right to vote regardless of race or previous status of servitude. The 14th amendment guarantees the equal protection of the laws, meaning that state voting laws that deprive individuals of the equal protection of the law are unconstitutional. The Civil Rights Act of 1960 grants the Attorney General the power to seek injunctive relief in federal court against county registrars to enjoin enforcement of state laws that have the effect of discriminating on the basis of race or color. The 1960 Act also requires retention of voting records for 22 months after the election and makes it a crime to alter any voting record. These are all valid enforcement actions under the 14th amendment, which grants the Congress the power to pass legislation to enforce the due process and equal protection clauses.

(None of these are implicated in a state audit, as Garland well knows. He's just a weird combination of street thug and dweeb.)

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 15, 2021 02:41 PM (vN+oL)

393 I so badly wish my county did audit, find those thousands of new voters without a address or a name with a SSN

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2021 02:41 PM (Cxk7w)

394 > In vintage photography (60 years ago)

High speed film existed 60 years ago.

Kodak Tri-X, the first high speed consumer film, was introduced in 1940, 80 years ago.

Professional studio photographers had big-assed lights long before that.

You have to go all the way back to the 19th century before the open-eyed stare was necessary.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 02:42 PM (XGAZE)

395 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 15, 2021 02:37 PM (UPoLF)

The Highland bagpipes ( the type we are talking about) are Scottish of course.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 02:43 PM (2DOZq)

396 > Thing is, technically he ISN'T duly certified if everyone used fraudulent information.

The Constitution does not specify any method by which the state determines its electoral votes, just that those results are accepted by Congress.

Lottery, Simon Says, dick length, ballot-box stuffing.... doesn't matter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 02:43 PM (XGAZE)

397 295 Garland will be a hideously brutal prosecutor of kulaks. I really see him as evil.
Posted by: CN at June 15, 2021 02:23 PM (ONvIw)

He's got a pretty good track record in that regard already, at least rhetorically.

Posted by: No Longer Amused at June 15, 2021 02:45 PM (EnUOw)

398 361 347 Yes, if this level of theft and fraud go unpunished there will be every reason to steal harder. Rewarded behavior is repeated behavior.
Posted by: CN at June 15, 2021 02:34 PM (ONvIw)

Yup. But the fun is yet to come. Wait to see what happens when that mentality pervades not just in all government agencies but society as a whole. Banks, businesses, even a freaking janitor.

I know. I grew up in a place like that. A garbage society.

This country is getting there at warp speed.

Posted by: Mente de Caca at June 15, 2021 02:45 PM (CHX9P)

399 Err should be 15th amendment is the right to vote. And did not mention the 24th amendment barring poll taxes in state or federal elections.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 15, 2021 02:45 PM (vN+oL)

400 Funny how if you dont properly cross a t on a county permit application it is rejected. But when it comes to voting integrity, eh close enough. Here you go have a few ballots.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 15, 2021 02:46 PM (e59gp)

401 So dumb. I'm sure TONS of "voting laws" apply to post-election audits.

They're claiming that canvassing of voters to verify their vote could be "voter intimidation".

Like, bub, the actual "VOTE" has already taken place. And any alleged vote that is claimed to be refuted by a voter is easily subject to independent verification. There is virtually no doubt that these people are all protesting too much for the "mOsT sEcUrE eLeCtIoN iN hIsToRy"

Posted by: deadrody at June 15, 2021 02:47 PM (/jrmI)

402 Posted by: Boswell at June 15, 2021 02:30 PM (5iUNf)

The Feds can gin up about any reason if they want to get involved. Cheating during a Federal election is undoubtedly a civil rights violation.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at June 15, 2021 02:47 PM (EpDzw)

403 You have to go all the way back to the 19th century before the open-eyed stare was necessary.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 02:42 PM (XGAZE)

Yeah, I was being conservative. At least for studio shots.

The first point-and-shoot cameras marketed for the regular schmuck had that problem though. Look at your grandparents' photo album.

Posted by: Mente de Caca at June 15, 2021 02:48 PM (CHX9P)

404 400 Funny how if you dont properly cross a t on a county permit application it is rejected. But when it comes to voting integrity, eh close enough. Here you go have a few ballots.
____________

Yep, all this bullshit about "discerning voter intent" is garbage. If a voter can't fill out an oval, or put an "x" in the appropriate line, or pull the correct lever, or whatever, then they should either ask for help (of which there is always plenty at the in-person voting sites) or their votes should be tossed.

No more of this "we'll figure out what they meant" bullshit. If a person isn't competent enough to fill out the ballot properly or ask for help, then they shouldn't be voting. We shouldn't have systems that allow thousands or hundreds of thousands of millions of votes going into "adjudications" by corrupt poll-workers who then decide how the person really wanted to vote. That's just an invitation to vote fraud -- an invitation that crooked Dims have obviously accepted and enlarged.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 15, 2021 02:56 PM (k4dH2)

405 I was expecting a rain man clip .

Posted by: jeet at June 15, 2021 02:57 PM (OgGoB)

406 Jill pulled, squeezed and hurt my neck.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 15, 2021 03:00 PM (/MaDp)

407 Wish me luck, guys - got a couple job interviews coming up.
Posted by: Broseidon


Slipping extra luck through USB port for Broseidon

Posted by: Hands at June 15, 2021 03:02 PM (786Ro)

408 How can all those stones out SOROS minions never get caught? And why have none confessed and gone after the big bucks?

Posted by: Proud Moderate at June 15, 2021 03:27 PM (S+wwp)

409 And then bring Sheriff Joe out of retirement, to dress him in a pink onesie, and house him in a tent in the desert.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2021 01:43 PM (q2Ryn)

And feed him pink bologna sandwiches.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 15, 2021 04:02 PM (MHKOK)

410 IRC, Garland was supported by Mittens, Miss Lindsey, the RINO sisters, and Thune. Who all claimed he was a great guy and a marvelous "moderate" choice for AG.

Posted by: rcocean at June 15, 2021 04:27 PM (evE25)

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