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Biden Gets Lost Reading the Notes Written for Him by Someone Else, Babbles Incoherently to Stall for Time

Elder abuse.

A curious tic Biden has, which Benny Johnson pointed out: He's always saying he would "get in trouble" with staffers if he answers a question.

He means his handlers. That's not my supposition, it's what he clearly means when he says "I'd get into trouble if I answered another question" or "I'd get in trouble with Jake Sullivan if I answered that."

He's upfront admitting he's being run by other people, that he's not the real president and that he is at least aware enough to know he's not the real president.

Videos below. Howie Carr discussed Biden's advanced dementia a couple of days ago.

Dementia Joe Biden is on his grand tour of Europe, so this edition of the wit 'n' wisdom of the 46th president will not be called Weekend at Biden's.

Instead, it's Joe Biden's European Vacation.

When President Biden arrived in the United Kingdom, he spoke at a military base, which is one of his great pleasures. All dialogue guaranteed verbatim:

"There's nothing that Jill and I and Joe enjoy more than spending time with our troops and their families wherever we go in the world."

Last year he once introduced himself as Jill Biden. Now Biden apparently thinks of himself as two different people -- "Joe and I."

He saluted the British military, especially the "R.F.A." He reiterated that America wants to avoid "confrict" with Russia. (At least this time he didn't call the Russian president "Clutin.")

...

Since his mental decline, he has always been clueless with numbers -- this week he bragged about providing a "half a billion" free vaccines, then cut the number to "half a million," before finally reverting back to the original "half billion doses that we’ll be sending around the world to be produced in the United States."

Sleepy Joe exhorted Americans to get their shots at the assorted "vaxin' sites," including your local "Y.M.C." He changed the name of the disease yet again. What he sometimes calls "COVID 9" this week became "Globid COVID 19."

...

As time goes on, Biden is more and more flummoxed by the letter "L." Again this week he referred to the "American Rescue Pan." Now, though, in addition to dropping "L," he randomly adds the letter to words. He called for more so-called investments in climate change "to prevent the worst implacts" of climate change.

Then there was his trip to Tulsa to commemorate the 100th anniversary of the Tulsa race massacre, which he said happened "a century aglow."

In Tulsa he recalled meeting an elderly woman -- "when she saw the insurrection on Jan. 9 it broke her heart."

Yes, Mr. President, but what about the other "insurrection," you know, the one on Jan. 6?

Biden bemoaned the fact that after 100 years, the survivors in Tulsa haven’t had "cloture." Not closure, cloture.

Read the whole thing. Carr also quotes Biden as saying, "I keep forgettin' I'm president," which I rate as True.

Putin had proposed -- probably facetiously -- swapping suspected Russian hackers committing crimes against America for American hackers allegedly committing crimes against Russia.

Biden actually said he was willing to entertain sending American citizens to Russian gulags. The White House has been scrambling to walk back Biden's openness to the plot all day.

Biden is "not saying he's going to be exchanging cybercriminals with Russia," White House national security adviser Jake Sullivan said, speaking to reporters aboard Air Force One on Sunday, instead arguing criminals were already held to account in the United States.


"He didn't say, 'prisoner swap.' What he was talking about was accountability and the idea that responsible countries should be held accountable to not harboring cybercriminals and to bring cybercriminals to justice."

Except: He did say that.

"Yes, I'm open to, if there's crimes committed against Russia that, in fact, people committing those crimes are being harbored in the United States, I'm committed to holding them accountable. I was told as I was flying here that he said that. I think that's potentially a good sign of progress," Biden said at a post-G-7 summit press conference in the United Kingdom on Sunday.

Note this response was in answer to a question which specifically referenced Putin's offer of cross-extradition of hackers to the other countries' justice systems.


"If we agree on the extradition of criminals, then Russia will naturally do that but only if the other side, in this case, the United States, agrees to the same and will also extradite corresponding criminals to the Russian Federation," Putin said according to Russian news agency TASS.

Biden explicitly said he was open to the possibility of reciprocal extradition -- sending Americans to die in Russian gulags.

Now Jake Sullivan comes out and says he didn't say the words "prisoner swap." He did talk about swapping the extradition of criminals.

But the official word from the House of Lies is that he didn't say "prisoner swap."

I guess that's another one of those things he'll get in trouble for saying.

Videos below.


Update to the last post:

More Twitter addicts and leftwing NPCs rend their garments over the heresies of St. Jon of the Daily Show:

Update: Ah, it was Benny Johnson who noted Biden's dementia-caused tic of always refusing to answer because it will "get him into trouble" with his handlers.

Posted by: Ace at 01:22 PM




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1 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 12:22 PM (LvTSG)

2 Not first!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 15, 2021 12:23 PM (m+jkK)

3 Theory:

Joe Biden has always been this dumb and unable to follow notes.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 12:23 PM (LvTSG)

4 "Salute the Marines"

Posted by: t-bird at June 15, 2021 12:23 PM (Lt1JN)

5 You want to nood, or should I?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 15, 2021 12:23 PM (m+jkK)

6 At least Rufus T. Firefly was funny.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 15, 2021 12:23 PM (guGkK)

7 Th!

I'll call the others.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 15, 2021 12:23 PM (2LoZM)

8 The Dementiacratic Party.

Posted by: t-bird at June 15, 2021 12:23 PM (Lt1JN)

9 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 15, 2021 12:24 PM (m+jkK)

10 Too bad that Iowahawk went around the NeverTrump bend. He used to be funny.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 15, 2021 12:24 PM (guGkK)

11 I stopped to read the content. Rookie mistake.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 15, 2021 12:24 PM (dfRN6)

12 11 I stopped to read the content. Rookie mistake.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 15, 2021 12:24 PM (dfRN6)

========

?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 12:24 PM (LvTSG)

13 Its amazing that everyone is still talking about Russian Gulags and death camps...

While Jan 6 Protesters are still being held without bail in the United States.

Yes, we have political prisoners. We are rapidly loosing any moral highground we once held.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 15, 2021 12:24 PM (oHd/0)

14 466 Obvious delivery of a message from the White House - they need to move blue to accept this message b/c of where they want to go with China. They tried to have Bill Maher send out the message, but he's said a few too many smart things, so libs didn't buy it. So, they sent out a liberal hero on the most liberal night show to bang the drum for the obvious...
Posted by: Nova local at June 15, 2021 12:21 PM (b1h2x)

Reposted from last thread...

Posted by: Nova local at June 15, 2021 12:25 PM (b1h2x)

15 I keep forgettin' I'm president
--------

Probably because you weren't elected, shitstain

Posted by: ... at June 15, 2021 12:25 PM (842IN)

16 He is senile. That is all.

Posted by: kraken at June 15, 2021 12:25 PM (6Je/Q)

17 Joe Biden has always been this dumb and unable to follow notes.

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 12:23 PM (LvTSG)

Perhaps, but has kept to scripts in this past, yes? This isn't him being dumb, it's the dementia catching up because of age and the stress of being the (psuedo)president.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 15, 2021 12:25 PM (a+Mub)

18 They laugh at him. That is all.

Posted by: kraken at June 15, 2021 12:26 PM (6Je/Q)

19 Yes, we have political prisoners. We are rapidly loosing any moral highground we once held.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 15, 2021 12:24 PM (oHd/0)


And we'll be right here to remind you of it next time you mention our concentration camps, gwei lo.

Posted by: President Xi at June 15, 2021 12:26 PM (guGkK)

20 your local "Y.M.C."

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C!

Nope, that doesn't work.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 15, 2021 12:26 PM (Bmy3R)

21 I know literally nothing about dementia. Is the adding/dropping letters thing common?

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 12:26 PM (Ez6QX)

22 I'll get in trouble for saying it, but first!

Posted by: Bidet, eater of paste. at June 15, 2021 12:27 PM (Ojki1)

23 Why should I give two shits about what emerges from Iowahawk's piehole?

Posted by: mr tmz at June 15, 2021 12:27 PM (m/Gc2)

24 Vlad,

Take it easy on Biden. Limit it to a public wedgie, ok?

Signed,

The part of America that doesn't hate humanity

Posted by: Blor-Utar, from Zimtok-5 at June 15, 2021 12:27 PM (xxG/v)

25
you..... you know.....

the ..... the thing!!


I'VE BEEN PRESIDNET FOR ONLY 120 DAAAAAAAYS!!.


*cough "145 Joe" cough*

Posted by: fixerupper at June 15, 2021 12:27 PM (8XRCm)

26
Perhaps, but has kept to scripts in this past, yes? This isn't him being dumb, it's the dementia catching up because of age and the stress of being the (psuedo)president.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 15, 2021 12:25 PM (a+Mub)

And the stress of the travel (new food, longer days of work, different sleeping arrangements, transport, etc)...as a cancer patient, I know it takes more out of me to travel than to keep to my normal "at home" schedule...there's only so much you can juice him to stay in the moment when it's a week of activities...

Posted by: Nova local at June 15, 2021 12:27 PM (b1h2x)

27 I like to watch.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 15, 2021 12:28 PM (AiZBA)

28 21 I know literally nothing about dementia. Is the adding/dropping letters thing common?
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 12:26 PM (Ez6QX)

Senile/ dementia people get lost in life, physically and mentally.

Posted by: kraken at June 15, 2021 12:28 PM (6Je/Q)

29 What the ever loving fuck is going on.

I got nothing. No idea. Can't even make a coherent joke about it all. Just....

What the fuck.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2021 12:28 PM (6FeV1)

30 Why should I give two shits about what emerges from Iowahawk's piehole?
Posted by: mr tmz at June 15, 2021 12:27 PM (m/Gc2)

-----
Yeah... I liked IA Hawk until he went full retard Nevertrumper.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 15, 2021 12:28 PM (8XRCm)

31 Who's in charge of checking to make sure nobody taped a KICK ME sign to the back of Biden's coat?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 15, 2021 12:28 PM (guGkK)

32 He reiterated that America wants to avoid "confrict" with Russia.

----

Confirmation that his handlers are the CCP.
The Manchurian Candidate was a cautionary tale, not an instruction manual ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 15, 2021 12:28 PM (c3dw6)

33 Nova local

War with China?

We need a Sicilian with smarts here.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 12:29 PM (u82oZ)

34 Senile/ dementia people get lost in life, physically and mentally.
Posted by: kraken at June 15, 2021 12:28 PM (6Je/Q)

----

And can get pissed off pretty easily about it.

See also Joe.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 15, 2021 12:29 PM (8XRCm)

35 We're gonna need a shorter presidential limousine.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 15, 2021 12:29 PM (guGkK)

36 And yet still the Trump haters insist Biden is better for the USA. They're psychotic and suicidal.

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 15, 2021 12:29 PM (vkS2Z)

37 "Trudeau overheard telling staffers he expects Kamala Harris to be President by the end of 2022, per WH official attending G7."

Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2021 12:29 PM (RHGPo)

38 yeah I mean the idea was to keep track of how often Biden lied but ... he doesn't lie so much as have no clue what he's talking about and speak random gibberish. He's always been stupid, but now his brain is tapioca and yet he is forced to go into public and keep talking.

Biden has always lied like other people breathe but now he's just a mumbling old man who needs to be retired.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 12:30 PM (KZzsI)

39 Unfortunately it's more difficult to measure Biden's regression since he's been a bumbling idiot for as long as he's been in DC. And not just any bumbling idiot. He was the king of idiots.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 12:30 PM (2DOZq)

40 Is the adding/dropping letters thing common?

That's a stutter. It's all a stutter! It's just stuttering!

Posted by: corporate Pravda at June 15, 2021 12:30 PM (h5TKJ)

41 The man has had multiple brain surgeries, and he wasn't bright to begin with.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2021 12:30 PM (yQpMk)

42 IowaSkwish

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 15, 2021 12:30 PM (Bmy3R)

43 While Jan 6 Protesters are still being held without bail in the United States.

Yes, we have political prisoners. We are rapidly loosing any moral highground we once held.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 15, 2021 12:24 PM (oHd/0)

------

*cough*

Posted by: Kyle Rittenhouse at June 15, 2021 12:30 PM (8XRCm)

44 I keep forgetting I'm President.



You not.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2021 12:30 PM (axyOa)

45 "Trudeau overheard telling staffers he expects Kamala Harris to be President by the end of 2022, per WH official attending G7."
Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2021 12:29 PM (RHGPo)



I hope someone told DOKTOR Jill about this.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 15, 2021 12:30 PM (guGkK)

46 He's a rotten-brained kid-fondling venal degenerate senile stumblefuck. Everyone sees it, even if not everyone admits it.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2021 12:30 PM (II3Gr)

47 Biden = Ron Burgandy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 15, 2021 12:31 PM (V6f9+)

48 The real question is why they keep trotting him out? Why keep putting this man in public? Why not say he has the sniffles and has to take time off, instead of going to G7?

Here's why I think so: because they'd have to put Harris out there and she's even worse, but impossible to control.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 12:31 PM (KZzsI)

49 I know literally nothing about dementia. Is the adding/dropping letters thing common?
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 12:26 PM (Ez6QX)

Yes. My MiL was really bad with that. She also had no filter left on her mouth. Whatever popped into her head came out of her mouth.

She still made more sense than Dementia Joe.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado - Tempus belli) at June 15, 2021 12:31 PM (N3El/)

50 The only thing I'm sad about is Biden has no idea he's losing his mind.

Everything happening has been completely predictable which I imagine means one of two things. 1) the people in charge were completely blindsided by his descent into senility, and didn't listen to possibly dozens of doctors and neurologists (of whom I'd assume he had quite a few) about what would happen or 2) They were fully cognizant of his state of mind, and chose him specifically because of it, as well as a completely inept VP, just to rub our noses in it and further demoralize us.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 15, 2021 12:31 PM (wAnMi)

51 "Trudeau overheard telling staffers he expects Kamala Harris to be President by the end of 2022, per WH official attending G7."
Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2021 12:29 PM (RHGPo)

-----

I had Memorial Day in the HQ pool.... so Im out.

But yeah.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 15, 2021 12:31 PM (8XRCm)

52 Trudeau overheard telling staffers he expects Kamala Harris to be President by the end of 2022, per WH official attending G7."
Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2021 12:29 PM (RHGPo)

What's Canadian for "No shit"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2021 12:31 PM (6FeV1)

53
Has it occurred to any of you that biden's handlers do not care if biden is obviously senile?

Has it occurred to any of you that the plan is to make us eventually beg for harris to step in, and be relieved once she does so?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 12:31 PM (F3cVw)

54 47 Biden = Ron Burgandy
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 15, 2021 12:31 PM (V6f9+)

===========

I'd bet money that Biden has eaten a cat turd.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 12:31 PM (LvTSG)

55 33 Nova local

War with China?

We need a Sicilian with smarts here.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 12:29 PM (u82oZ)

Is death on the line?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2021 12:31 PM (II3Gr)

56 As time goes on, Biden is more and more flummoxed by the letter "L."
Again this week he referred to the "American Rescue Pan." Now, though,
in addition to dropping "L," he randomly adds the letter to words. He
called for more so-called investments in climate change "to prevent the
worst implacts" of climate change.


He's The Man with Two Brains, neither of which are his.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 15, 2021 12:32 PM (HaL55)

57 The Jon Stewart tweets..

That level of cope could power a small city..

Posted by: Blanco at June 15, 2021 12:32 PM (Nzscs)

58 In Tulsa he recalled meeting an elderly woman -- "when she saw the insurrection on Jan. 9 it broke her heart."
--------

Funny. They don't do letters anymore. Ofuckstick used to make up letters. Remember? "I received a letter". Now they just meet all kinds of people who happen to say predictably compelling things.

If you ever talk to people, they are rarely as interesting as the ones who are constantly meeting Democrats.

I mean... an old lady with a broken heart. Is there a richer mental picture to be had? More likely she has a three legged cat named Stumpy who meows whenever Joe is on the tee vee.

Posted by: ... at June 15, 2021 12:32 PM (842IN)

59 "I keep forgettin' I'm not in Congress no more
I keep forgettin' things will never be the same again"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 15, 2021 12:32 PM (Bmy3R)

60 Wow- Stewart laid out the case, albeit sarcastically, and excepting tons of even more damning evidence from the structure of the virus itself, and a subset of the brethren see it as an inside joke to own us rubes. Willful blindness is a helluva thing.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 15, 2021 12:32 PM (o5N6D)

61 "What's Russian for leg-hair?" - Biden

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 15, 2021 12:32 PM (q/kmn)

62 Elder abuse.


Couldn't happen to a more deserving fella.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 12:32 PM (T2Zv1)

63 I'd bet money that Biden has eaten a cat turd.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 12:31 PM (LvTSG)

I'm not sure. Hunter would have scooped it up and smoked it first.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado - Tempus belli) at June 15, 2021 12:32 PM (N3El/)

64
"Stand up and upchuck! Oh, G-d love me what am I saying?! Le's all upchuck!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 15, 2021 12:32 PM (s2VJv)

65 47 Biden = Ron Burgandy
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 15, 2021 12:31 PM (V6f9+)

He's more Brick Tamland at this point.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2021 12:33 PM (II3Gr)

66 Too bad that Iowahawk went around the NeverTrump bend. He used to be funny.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 15, 2021 12:24 PM (guGkK)


Yep. He's Patterico who like cars now.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 12:33 PM (y7DUB)

67 33 Nova local

War with China?

We need a Sicilian with smarts here.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 12:29 PM (u82oZ)

I doubt that much, but I wouldn't doubt reparations pushes and tariffs/trade changes. Disney is probably pissed about their movies not being shown (or purposely tanked by the gov), and other big businesses are getting screwed, so Biden's big business allies may be wanting to reassert themselves there for their own personal pocketbooks...

Remember, it's never b/c of the good of the country that they want to make a change that seems counter-intuitive to everything they've done - it's for them personally...

Posted by: Nova local at June 15, 2021 12:33 PM (b1h2x)

68 Harris will be President the day before the actual insurrection begins.

Posted by: Roy at June 15, 2021 12:33 PM (Ti+Tv)

69 47 Biden = Ron Burgandy
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 15, 2021 12:31 PM (V6f9+)

I rate this FALSE. Ron could at least read anything put in front of him. This Vegeton can't even do that much.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 15, 2021 12:33 PM (2LoZM)

70 "He didn't say, 'prisoner swap.'

He didn't say 'pumpernickel bread' either.
As usual, the gate keepers spin the lies.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2021 12:33 PM (axyOa)

71 I'd bet money that Biden has eaten a cat turd.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 12:31 PM (LvTSG)


FANCY FEAST SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 15, 2021 12:33 PM (qknPi)

72 57 The Jon Stewart tweets..

That level of cope could power a small city..
Posted by: Blanco at June 15, 2021 12:32 PM (Nzscs)

==========

"Doesn't Jon know that it's impossible to manufacture a virus?!"
-Science based community that's definitely above using strawman arguments

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 12:34 PM (LvTSG)

73 52 Trudeau overheard telling staffers he expects Kamala Harris to be President by the end of 2022, per WH official attending G7."
Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2021 12:29 PM (RHGPo)

What's Canadian for "No shit"?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2021 12:31 PM (6FeV1)

Google translator says "No shit, eh?"

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2021 12:34 PM (II3Gr)

74
I have July 4th as Biden exit day.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 15, 2021 12:34 PM (s2VJv)

75 Just Biden' time!

Posted by: Democrat Pack of Hyenas at June 15, 2021 12:34 PM (w9Wax)

76 Hey Ace...

Tried to load the last three and it tried to take me to
http://ace-spades.blogspot.com/
2004_03_28_ace-o-spades_archive.html#108097384127965524

Finally, it loaded properly.

But...blogspot?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at June 15, 2021 12:34 PM (3D/fK)

77 Insomniac

Yes. Many, many deaths.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 12:34 PM (u82oZ)

78 This is actually horrifying to witness. My dad lives in a memory care facility and no one expects the residents to do anything mentally or physically taxing. I can't imagine what Biden's handlers have to do to him in order to get him to speak, travel, do anything at all. Not only are they drugging him but I suspect the "I'll get in trouble" statements mean they're using prisoner tactics on him too. Biden's face and head look very strange, not even human. The people on the left who support this are demonic. They are literally using people as if they're Orcs. He is only valuable to them as long as he's able to be used as a prop. I know Biden's a POS but this is painful to watch. Thank you Ace for the post.

Posted by: Adrienne at June 15, 2021 12:34 PM (gegMK)

79 65 47 Biden = Ron Burgandy
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 15, 2021 12:31 PM (V6f9+)

He's more Brick Tamland at this point.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2021 12:33 PM (II3Gr)

=======

I'd also bet money that Biden has made love to a lamp.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 12:34 PM (LvTSG)

80 71 I'd bet money that Biden has eaten a cat turd.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 12:31 PM (LvTSG)


FANCY FEAST SHIT MY PANTS!
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 15, 2021 12:33 PM (qknPi)


FANCY PANTS SHIT YOUR FEAST!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 15, 2021 12:34 PM (s2VJv)

81 Yes, we have political prisoners. We are rapidly loosing any moral highground we once held.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 15, 2021 12:24 PM (oHd/0)

But, we've done this under democratic administrations before...although we seem to ignore that alot in our FDR studies...

Posted by: Nova local at June 15, 2021 12:34 PM (b1h2x)

82 Ramble on,
now's the thing, the thing is now,
Ping pang pong
I'm going 'round the world, I got to find my, umm, Jill's a great, umm, the notes, c'mon man.

Posted by: Joe Biden, National Disgrace at June 15, 2021 12:34 PM (YA914)

83 I will at times when I am really weary and ill mess up letters like that. Its because I am so run down my brain isn't focusing properly and I slur words sometimes. If I focus, I can stop doing it, but usually I feel so awful I just don't care.

Biden lives this every day: his brain just doesn't work right any more. Its more evidence, in my opinion, that he doesn't so much have dementia (although that's probably there to some degree with age), he had another stroke. That, combined with him being basically an idiot and a liar has left his brain just all loose wires and sparking bits.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 12:34 PM (KZzsI)

84
So.... is Biden meeting publicly with Putin and are they taking Press questions at the event.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 15, 2021 12:34 PM (8XRCm)

85 Google translator says "No shit, eh?"
Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2021 12:34 PM (II3Gr)

Sounds aboot right.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 15, 2021 12:35 PM (Bmy3R)

86 "Here's why I think so: because they'd have to put Harris out there and she's even worse, but impossible to control.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 12:31 PM (KZzsI)"

Harris wiping her hand after shaking hands with... who was it, the Japanese #2 or something? Was a pretty spectacular fuckup.

If the DNC though Arkansas trailer trash was bad, they haven't seen shit yet.

Posted by: somedood at June 15, 2021 12:35 PM (Cmlwd)

87 three+thread.

Damn it!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at June 15, 2021 12:35 PM (3D/fK)

88 People with dementia like rezident retard here will often stumble over words and get lost. They also tend to repeat things, frequently, thus the "I'm gonna' get in trouble" phrase this fucktard keeps repeating. It's a tell.

The other thing that dementia patients do is get very angry when they lose that train of thought and can't get back on track. *biden is on some serious mood meds otherwise I think we'd have seen him pop off about 2 dozen times by now. Not saying he doesn't lose it, but we're not permitted to see it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 15, 2021 12:35 PM (3H9h1)

89
biden is 78.6 years old.

President Reagan was back home at his "ranch" in California before he turned 78.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 12:35 PM (F3cVw)

90 J.J. Sefton

July 21st. 6 months and a day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 12:35 PM (u82oZ)

91 How long have people been making excuses for Biden?

He's just the crazy talking Uncle everyone has. He's harmless .

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 12:35 PM (2DOZq)

92
Biden's excuse is dementia. Harris has no excuse whatsoever. She makes Obama look competent.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 15, 2021 12:35 PM (s2VJv)

93 or 2) They were fully cognizant of his state of mind, and chose him specifically because of it, as well as a completely inept VP, just to rub our noses in it and further demoralize us.

***

It's that one.

See also: No punishment for coup, Hillary's bathroom server / Anthony Weiner possessing classified materials, Hunter's laptop, and Epstein's "suicide"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 15, 2021 12:36 PM (S9l8l)

94 Jon Stewart's crime wasn't merely suggesting Covid came from a Chinese lab. His crime was doing so within a designated leftist "safe space."

I'll be curious to see how he reacts to the threat of cancellation.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 15, 2021 12:36 PM (L9eMC)

95 Yes. My MiL was really bad with that. She also had no filter left on her mouth. Whatever popped into her head came out of her mouth.


Nine more years and my filter gets disconnected permanently.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 12:36 PM (T2Zv1)

96 Think Biden has schistosomiasis?

Posted by: klaftern at June 15, 2021 12:36 PM (r4sI4)

97 48 The real question is why they keep trotting him out? Why keep putting this man in public? Why not say he has the sniffles and has to take time off, instead of going to G7?

Here's why I think so: because they'd have to put Harris out there and she's even worse, but impossible to control.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 12:31 PM (KZzsI)

There also may be big disagreement on who could be the next VP and who they could get through the House and Senate to the post (it sure couldn't be a senator)...thus, why they want to try to fix 2022 1st...

Posted by: Nova local at June 15, 2021 12:36 PM (b1h2x)

98 91 How long have people been making excuses for Biden?

He's just the crazy talking Uncle everyone has. He's harmless .
Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 12:35 PM (2DOZq)

=========

"You know that Uncle spent time in prison for rape, right?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 12:36 PM (LvTSG)

99 I'm sure there are lots more, but those are just the ones I came up with off the top of my head.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 15, 2021 12:36 PM (S9l8l)

100 But, we've done this under democratic administrations before...although we seem to ignore that alot in our FDR studies...

People were jailed in the Wilson administration for teaching German language, and questioning going to war in Europe.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 12:36 PM (KZzsI)

101 Think Biden has schistosomiasis?
Posted by: klaftern at June 15, 2021 12:36 PM (r4sI4)

I think he has 'Installed via a coup'asis

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 15, 2021 12:37 PM (V6f9+)

102 I have July 4th as Biden exit day.

Pretty sure PROGDA will say he had a stroke from doing all that "will of the peeple" BS for decades.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 15, 2021 12:37 PM (HaL55)

103 Identify a trusted Iowahawk. Kill it, and gut it, then wear the skin as a suit and demand respect.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 15, 2021 12:37 PM (OssQ4)

104 I hope Biden serves his entire term, to the humiliation of all of his voters.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 15, 2021 12:37 PM (m/Gc2)

105 100 But, we've done this under democratic administrations before...although we seem to ignore that alot in our FDR studies...

People were jailed in the Wilson administration for teaching German language, and questioning going to war in Europe.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 12:36 PM (KZzsI)

==========

"This is a problem with nationalism, not socialism."
-Most likely

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 12:37 PM (LvTSG)

106 I'd feel sorry for him if he weren't such a corrupt pervert. God forgive me but I'm loving every public humiliation. Fuck that guy.

Posted by: Guzalot at June 15, 2021 12:37 PM (prSvo)

107 90 J.J. Sefton

July 21st. 6 months and a day.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 12:35 PM (u82oZ)


I originally though Biden would get whacked on Inauguration Day so that the Junta could completely overthrow the government and declare martial law.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 15, 2021 12:37 PM (s2VJv)

108 Jon Stewart's crime wasn't merely suggesting Covid came from a Chinese lab. His crime was doing so within a designated leftist "safe space."

I'll be curious to see how he reacts to the threat of cancellation.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 15, 2021 12:36 PM (L9eMC)

***

They're actors. It's a scripted TV show. It was all planned.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 15, 2021 12:37 PM (S9l8l)

109 Wow- Stewart laid out the case, albeit sarcastically,

The case:

1. There are thousands of cities and towns with wet markets in China

2. There is one city on China that has a virology research facility that specializes in manipulating bat coronaviruses, at Wuhan

3. A highly infectious bat coronavirus emerged from Wuhan

Did it come from that particular Wuhan wet market out of the thousands of such markets, or did it come from the virology research facility that specializes in manipulating bat coronaviruses?

I'll wait...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 15, 2021 12:37 PM (guGkK)

110
I'm not certain, but I think the corrupt DOJ moved a lot closer today to outlawing questioning the 2020 election.

It's odd that no one is asking the DOJ Shits to specifically define their notion of "extremism."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 12:37 PM (F3cVw)

111 104 I hope Biden serves his entire term, to the humiliation of all of his voters.
Posted by: mr tmz at June 15, 2021 12:37 PM (m/Gc2)

==========

Me too. And he runs for a second term.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 12:37 PM (LvTSG)

112 Will we have a come.to Jesus moment like we have had with Dr. Fauxci that, gosh darn it!, President Biden really is a drooling idiot and has been for a long time?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 15, 2021 12:37 PM (d9FiS)

113 "Trudeau overheard telling staffers he expects Kamala Harris to be President by the end of 2022, per WH official attending G7."
Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2021 12:29 PM (RHGPo)


I hope someone told DOKTOR Jill about this.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 15, 2021 12:30 PM (guGkK)
***

Doktor Jill overheard on the phone to Hillz..."Hey, remember when you told me you knew somebody...?"

Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2021 12:37 PM (axyOa)

114 Even if The Delaware Turnip had his faculties, he'd still be a disaster for America. Now, with the cognitive decline and the mush-mouthing whenever he speaks, he's an embarrassment too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2021 12:37 PM (/XOcP)

115 46 He's a rotten-brained kid-fondling venal degenerate senile stumblefuck. Everyone sees it, even if not everyone admits it.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2021 12:30 PM (II3Gr)

Weird how the 25th Amend experts were parsing every word of Trump and extrapolating that he might have lost it, yet now they see nothing.

One might almost think they were partisan liars, making shit up for their own reasons.

Posted by: Bete at June 15, 2021 12:38 PM (Ojki1)

116 84
So.... is Biden meeting publicly with Putin and are they taking Press questions at the event.

They announced - No joint presser! They don't dare put Puddingbrain up there with Putin. They know the optics would be terrible.

And the MFM is completely silent about this.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 15, 2021 12:38 PM (Bmy3R)

117 104 I hope Biden serves his entire term, to the humiliation of all of his voters.
Posted by: mr tmz at June 15, 2021 12:37 PM (m/Gc2)


You mean the ones that would and will vote for him in 2024 if he lives that long?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 15, 2021 12:38 PM (s2VJv)

118 I know literally nothing about dementia. Is the adding/dropping letters thing common?
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 12:26 PM (Ez6QX)
Yes. My MiL was really bad with that. She also had no filter left on her mouth. Whatever popped into her head came out of her mouth.
She still made more sense than Dementia Joe.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado - Tempus belli) at June 15, 2021 12:31 PM (N3El/)


We can all predict where this is going. First thing is inability to choose the correct word. Sometimes "cabbage" instead of "capitol". Then, the slurred/made-up words. Inability to focus on task at hand. Paranoia. Distrust. The need to have a "gotcha" to show they're still on top of things (see Boris & South African PM). Saying the quiet parts out loud (too many examples). Then the filter. Lack of inhibitions. It's like a toddler in an old man suit.

My mother in the later stages would say shit that was beyond embarrassing, I dreaded taking her into public. From prim and proper to swearing like a sailor, and acting like a Biden. "Look at that fat whore!" she'd say, all of 5' away from the person she's talking about. Break out the popcorn.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 15, 2021 12:38 PM (wAnMi)

119 biden is 78.6 years old.

President Reagan was back home at his "ranch" in California before he turned 78.
===

I'm old enough to remember Democrats saying Reagan was a doddering old fool with Alzheimer's when he left office.

Look at the shit they have foisted on us. I don't want to hear another GD word from those fuckheads about it again. Ever.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 15, 2021 12:38 PM (IytoW)

120 Salute the Marines!...and bring me ICE CREAM!!!

Posted by: President Grampy at June 15, 2021 12:38 PM (PankO)

121 Trump said pussy!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 15, 2021 12:38 PM (kTF2Z)

122 Vanessa Rice
@Ricey_13


Jon Stewart was being sarcastic right?? I really can not read the tone on any of this rn lmao

----

Old and Busted NYT Propaganda: The Babylon Bee "trafficked in misinformation."
New Hotness NYT Propaganda: John Stewart "trafficked in misinformation."

Posted by: ShainS at June 15, 2021 12:38 PM (c3dw6)

123 "For how much longer can they maintain this charade?"

As long as they want. These globalists don't give a shit about Joes decline and stammering and why should they? It's up to the individual citizens to do something, not a political party or news media.

Posted by: JROD at June 15, 2021 12:39 PM (0jZnq)

124 "Trudeau overheard telling staffers he expects Kamala Harris to be President by the end of 2022, per WH official attending G7."
Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2021 12:29 PM (RHGPo)
--
If they go that far, they'll wait until January, 2023, so that Harris could theoretically get 10 years in office.

Posted by: Revenant at June 15, 2021 12:39 PM (glSEb)

125 Harris wiping her hand after shaking hands with... who was it, the Japanese #2 or something? Was a pretty spectacular fuckup.

She's like Obama in her absolute towering ego and certainty that she's the best thing ever at everything, but without his careful training and long years of practice to be smooth when dealing with others. He ran a con his entire life. She's just winging it and so egotistical she can't dream of being questioned on anything.

Harris is spectacularly incompetent.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 12:39 PM (KZzsI)

126
so at this point it is Obama who is running Joe?


so who is running Obama, the sooper genius?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 15, 2021 12:39 PM (bTQ72)

127
Tonight on the Serially Unfunny Colbert Show: "Jon Stewart - Apostate or Author of GOAT 'Own' of the Trumptards?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 15, 2021 12:39 PM (pNxlR)

128 If Robert DeNiro or Bruce Springsteen says the virus came from a lab, the Left will commit collective Harry Carey

Posted by: JoeF. at June 15, 2021 12:39 PM (mR6Gs)

129 Dementia patients have to have a routine. If my parents got off of their daily routine, they were difficult to handle. Change doesn't make sense to them and travel was the worst. Change of time zones, different weather, different people, all confused them and I had to keep a close eye on what they would do and say. I can't imagine how his handlers are managing it.

Posted by: Megthered at June 15, 2021 12:39 PM (f9S/k)

130 113
Doktor Jill overheard on the phone to Hillz..."Hey, remember when you told me you knew somebody...?"
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2021 12:37 PM (axyOa)


"Joey? Let's go walkies in Rock Creek Park and see the nice man about a lie down after some ice cream!"

- - Dr. Shill

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 15, 2021 12:39 PM (s2VJv)

131
Well, they need to buy-off jill biden, or just kill her off.
I don't think she's keen on the idea of her idiot husband being removed from office because he's an imbecile. That's a bit unceremonious...for her.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 12:40 PM (F3cVw)

132 Google translator says "No shit, eh?"
Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2021 12:34 PM (II3Gr)

Sounds aboot right.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 15, 2021 12:35 PM (Bmy3R)


And they laugh at our money for the loonies.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2021 12:40 PM (axyOa)

133 Dusney better get thst animatronic Biden ready for use ASAP.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at June 15, 2021 12:40 PM (0QYMt)

134 So it seems inevitable that Harris is going to become President. Wrap your heads around that. World leaders are laughing at Joe but when she's dealing with them I think they are going to be horrified.

Joe seems harmless but Harris just exudes malice.

Posted by: pawn at June 15, 2021 12:40 PM (Hlxwk)

135 I'm sending Tom Hanks to the Soviet union to get our U-2 pilot back!
My word as your President.
- Joe Biden

Posted by: Archer at June 15, 2021 12:40 PM (gmo/4)

136
One might almost think they were partisan liars, making shit up for their own reasons.
Posted by: Bete at June 15, 2021 12:38 PM (Ojki1)

One just might, mightn't they?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2021 12:40 PM (II3Gr)

137 They're actors. It's a scripted TV show. It was all planned.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 15, 2021 12:37 PM (S9l8l)


A large section of the Twitterati doesn't seem to think so. And remember that they're built upon the principle that "perception is reality." Stewart will be taking some heat for this, I simply don't know how he'll respond.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 15, 2021 12:40 PM (L9eMC)

138 "66 Too bad that Iowahawk went around the NeverTrump bend. He used to be funny.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 15, 2021 12:24 PM (guGkK)

Yep. He's Patterico who like cars now.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 12:33 PM (y7DUB)"

Some of you will stay alive and out of jail a number of years hence only because Trump helped expose people like this in your immediate circle. They were always going to betray you - it's just that now you have advance warning.

Posted by: somedood at June 15, 2021 12:40 PM (Cmlwd)

139 I read "I'll get in trouble..." as an attempt at folksy flex. He imagines it's like a big, capable guy saying: "I'll get in trouble with the missus" and that it makes him humble and relatable.

At the same time it's his idea of a flex because he wants you to contrast his feigned humility with the ever-present subtext of "Don't You Know I'm The World's Most Powerful Man With Nuclear Bombs At My Fingterips?!!!"

Of course when you're a nasty, senile, nitwit this is quite difficult to pull off.

Posted by: Zek at June 15, 2021 12:40 PM (5RTdG)

140 How many active MIRV'd missile silos does your favorite wackass uncle have?

Posted by: klaftern at June 15, 2021 12:40 PM (r4sI4)

141 IowaSkwish

IMO, Twitter was the downfall of Iowahawk. His short essay stuff was gold but he just couldn't resist the quick hit, quick payoff of Twitter. How/if that figures into the NT stuff, I have no idea.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 15, 2021 12:41 PM (nfrXX)

142 "I'm going to get in trouble" is practically Putin's catchphrase, right?

Guys, the supposed leaders of other countries say this all the time, too, don't they?

I'm not imagining that, am I?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2021 12:41 PM (KbCG3)

143 they'll wait until January, 2023, so that Harris could theoretically get 10 years in office.

Posted by: Revenant at June 15, 2

Nothing theoretical about it.

She'll have 10 years.

Posted by: Just Saying at June 15, 2021 12:41 PM (lOr+7)

144 Obama is Shadow Prez BUT ... unexpectedly, the Biden grandkids, plus Hallie, Hunt and Jill, are REALLY super enjoying being the First Family.

they are very cunning and have no desire to return to the shallow pools of Delaware.

so ... should get interesting! especially since Kamala is such a wet fart.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 15, 2021 12:41 PM (j9HX3)

145 107 90 J.J. Sefton


July 21st. 6 months and a day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 12:35 PM (u82oZ)



I originally though Biden would get whacked on Inauguration Day so
that the Junta could completely overthrow the government and declare
martial law.



Posted by: JJ Sefton at June 15, 2021 12:37 PM (s2VJv)
While they missed the date, Inauguraiton Day, I wouldn't discount the idea of an overthrow and martial law coming. COVID lockdowns has shown them what is possible with a country full of sheep.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 15, 2021 12:41 PM (N39Ws)

146 140 How many active MIRV'd missile silos does your favorite wackass uncle have?
Posted by: klaftern at June 15, 2021 12:40 PM (r4sI4)


MIRV'd Griffen. Preferably Kathy...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 15, 2021 12:41 PM (s2VJv)

147 You know Jill Biden is spending every waking moment pushing Biden stay in office forever. She probably hates Harris with the burning fury of ten thousand suns. This is HER MOMENT, when she's really running things and is important. SHE is the SLAY QUEEN, she's the one in charge with all the best of the best now and nobody is taking that mansion away from her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 12:41 PM (KZzsI)

148 Trudeau also observed that Biden had "1900 Penn. Ave." written on one palm and nuclear codes on the other.

Posted by: Dirks 'Three Scoops" Strewn DA 1977 at June 15, 2021 12:42 PM (kfcYC)

149 140 How many active MIRV'd missile silos does your favorite wackass uncle have?
Posted by: klaftern at June 15, 2021 12:40 PM (r4sI4)

Knowing my favorite wackass uncle, he might just have a few.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2021 12:42 PM (II3Gr)

150 You'll have to pry the White House from Jill's cold, dead, hands before she'd ever leave.

Posted by: Archer at June 15, 2021 12:42 PM (gmo/4)

151 A large section of the Twitterati doesn't seem to think so. And remember that they're built upon the principle that "perception is reality." Stewart will be taking some heat for this, I simply don't know how he'll respond.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 15, 2021 12:40 PM (L9eMC)

If this is the "performance art" called from the White House, they will just start having more and more people slowly release more info backing him up, to create a tidal wave within the next 30-60 days, or whenever they want to move...maybe July 4th, since that's our freedom from virus fireworks day in DC...

Posted by: Nova local at June 15, 2021 12:42 PM (b1h2x)

152 Serious question, is Joe Biden being abused physically or mentally by one or more of his handlers?

Posted by: Mishdog at June 15, 2021 12:42 PM (cqAUI)

153 109- I'm not sure what you're waiting on, since I obviously agree with you. My point was the case is strengthened by all that plus the fact that the virus has typically engineered components within it's DNA (you know, as if it was manufactured in a lab) and yet the NPC leftists continue to disbelieve because OMB!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 15, 2021 12:42 PM (o5N6D)

154 >>I read "I'll get in trouble..." as an attempt at folksy flex.


If he were not obviously mentally deficient I could see that.

However, he's so obviously scripted, and handled (being led by the elbow) that it's not a joke. He's going off script and sharing the truth.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2021 12:42 PM (bDqIh)

155 so who is running Obama, the sooper genius?
Posted by: will choose a nic later

I'm guessing the same people running him when he was POTUS. Valerie Jarrett, Susan Rice, and the same deep state as ever.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 15, 2021 12:43 PM (OssQ4)

156 Jon Stewart's crime wasn't merely suggesting Covid came from a Chinese lab. His crime was doing so within a designated leftist "safe space."

I'll be curious to see how he reacts to the threat of cancellation.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 15, 2021 12:36 PM (L9eMC)

Yes. He committed heresy inside the church.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 15, 2021 12:43 PM (uhPTO)

157 Serious question, is Joe Biden being abused physically or mentally by one or more of his handlers?
Posted by: Mishdog at June 15, 2021 12:42 PM (cqAUI)

And, if so, can we watch? I can pop popcorn.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 15, 2021 12:43 PM (V6f9+)

158 Joe seems harmless but Harris just exudes malice.
Posted by: pawn at June 15, 2021 12:40 PM (Hlxwk)

-----

.... and that yackety yak laugh of hers when she strikes herself as "funny".....

*grinds teeth"

Posted by: fixerupper at June 15, 2021 12:43 PM (8XRCm)

159 Jon Stewart's crime wasn't merely suggesting Covid came from a Chinese lab. His crime was doing so within a designated leftist "safe space."


Good point.
Colbert is one of the places these idiots go to escape from reality.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 15, 2021 12:43 PM (mR6Gs)

160 >>>>>Harris is spectacularly incompetent.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 12:39 PM (KZzsI)
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An eighteen year old brain trapped in an old woman's body.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 15, 2021 12:43 PM (byI+W)

161
It sickens me to say this, but it is very much in our best interest that biden finish his fake term.

Also, it is in our best interest for the Republican Shits to do well in the midterms.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 12:43 PM (F3cVw)

162
A large section of the Twitterati doesn't seem to think so. And remember that they're built upon the principle that "perception is reality." Stewart will be taking some heat for this, I simply don't know how he'll respond.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 15, 2021 12:40 PM (L9eMC)

***

Oh, I'm sure there are a bunch of people who don't think they're scripted TV shows. It's why reality and "survivor" TV is so popular. And also scripted.

Stewarts job was to put it out there for people to begin to come to terms with it in an acceptable way that allows them to agree with a Smart Person and trusted news source and not that idiot Trump and the dumb right-wingers who have been saying it for 1.5 years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 15, 2021 12:43 PM (S9l8l)

163 147 You know Jill Biden is spending every waking moment pushing Biden stay in office forever. She probably hates Harris with the burning fury of ten thousand suns. This is HER MOMENT, when she's really running things and is important. SHE is the SLAY QUEEN, she's the one in charge with all the best of the best now and nobody is taking that mansion away from her.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 12:41 PM (KZzsI)

She ain't running nothing but her mouth. This shit show is orchestrated from a Kalorama guest room.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 15, 2021 12:43 PM (s2VJv)

164 133 Dusney better get thst animatronic Biden ready for use ASAP.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at June 15, 2021 12:40 PM (0QYMt)

They'd have to clear out all the Star Wars junk to get to the back corner where it is.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 15, 2021 12:43 PM (N39Ws)

165 He's always saying he would "get in trouble" with staffers if he answers a question.

it's also a sign of reverting to childhood

he's down to simple child like talk now

he's gone gone

Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 12:43 PM (9VFzC)

166 Think Biden has schistosomiasis?
Posted by: klaftern at June 15, 2021 12:36 PM (r4sI4)


Could also be uromysotisis

Posted by: 496 at June 15, 2021 12:44 PM (U1eOr)

167 Here's why I think so: because they'd have to put Harris out there and she's even worse, but impossible to control.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 12:31 PM (KZzsI)

There also may be big disagreement on who could be the next VP and who they could get through the House and Senate to the post (it sure couldn't be a senator)...thus, why they want to try to fix 2022 1st...
Posted by: Nova local at June 15, 2021 12:36 PM (b1h2x)


Biden's mental decline was hidden even from most Dems. Sure, we knew that he was going downhill, but they thought that he'd be manageable for another two years. Furthermore, they believed the hype that Harris would be a strong VP. Finally, they thought that they'd have a Blue Wave to buttress their majority in the House and take the Senate fully. Instead, if Harris becomes president then the Senate is deadlocked. If the House goes GOP in 2022, even if the Senate stays 50/50, I expect McCarthy and McConnell to demand a Republican VP.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 15, 2021 12:44 PM (jOcSX)

168 >> 134 So it seems inevitable that Harris is going
>> to become President.

Given her recent performance, I don't think the DNC is too keen on that. I think the DNC prefers Dr. Jill Biden running things for now.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at June 15, 2021 12:44 PM (uWF4x)

169 How/if that figures into the NT stuff, I have no idea.

Iowahawk is like Sasse and probably David French and a lot of other nevertrumpers in that he opposed Clinton for being a disgusting sexual pig, and so he must from consistency oppose Trump for the same.

The big flaw with this is that while Trump was a disgusting adulterous pig in the past, he hasn't been for at least 15 years now, and its clear that he changed.

And that's supposed to matter; someone repenting and changing from how they used to be.

Clinton had at least one affair while running for president and used an intern for a thermidor while in office. There's zero comparison.

Plus I think there's a "ew reality host bozo" factor that just triggers a gut level revulsion in them that they cannot get past.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 12:44 PM (KZzsI)

170 159 Jon Stewart's crime wasn't merely suggesting Covid came from a Chinese lab. His crime was doing so within a designated leftist "safe space."
-----------------------

It was a setup.
Jon was the chosen one to break the news. They are doing another 180.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 15, 2021 12:44 PM (byI+W)

171 J.J. Sefton

The deepers are threading a line here.

They want to continue to grasp power and extract money.But not get the people really riled up. As in shooting mad. They would not survive.

So the smart and evil ones still want baby steps.

There has been OP Planning on this with both sides since 2009. OPSEC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 12:44 PM (u82oZ)

172 I originally though Biden would get whacked on Inauguration Day so that the Junta could completely overthrow the government and declare martial law.

Posted by: JJ Sefton at June 15, 2021 12:37 PM (s2VJv)

That probably would have been the best move. Be rid of Grampa Stinkfinger, blame it all on White Supremacist Insurrectionists, set up the camps and go full-on military dictatorship. It was a missed opportunity.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 15, 2021 12:44 PM (guGkK)

173 Chapter 1, client contacts me requesting quote for event. I issue quote based on customer needs.

Chapter 2, client updates needs, increasing labor requirements by 50%. Quote reissued to reflect changes along with contract. Client says "Looks Good". Contract stipulates that contract is good for 30 days.

Chapter 3, client contacts 6 months later, wants to know price, which has now changed, as hourly rates have increased. Client is outraged, refers to quote in Chapter 1. I send him copies of emails from Chapter 2. Client calls me a "Scammer" and "untrustworthy". Says will never use us.

Chapter 4, client calls, now two weeks from his event, and says he is ready to book.

Bitter still has bitter taste in mouth and deep hatred for client in soul.....drums fingers on desk.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2021 12:45 PM (YA914)

174 PS - How many years until the Biden bribe stuff becomes moot? Is it a 5 year statute of limitations or longer? That's how long he'll stay in office if he can live that long.

Jill loves the spot, and will protect herself, her money (since she gets all Joe's bribes), and her family, in that order...

Posted by: Nova local at June 15, 2021 12:45 PM (b1h2x)

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 15, 2021 12:45 PM (guGkK)

176 Trudeau also observed that Biden had "1900 Penn. Ave." written on one palm and nuclear codes on the other.
Posted by: Dirks 'Three Scoops" Strewn DA 1977 at June 15, 2021 12:42 PM (kfcYC)

lol

Posted by: JoeF. at June 15, 2021 12:45 PM (mR6Gs)

177 How many active MIRV'd missile silos does your favorite wackass uncle have?
Posted by: klaftern at June 15, 2021 12:40 PM (r4sI4)

Knowing my favorite wackass uncle, he might just have a few.
Posted by: Insomniac


Agreed. More than one. Less than a dozen.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 12:45 PM (T2Zv1)

178 thus the "I'm gonna' get in trouble" phrase this fucktard keeps repeating. It's a tell.

**

That. It's an accidental cry for help. He's not in control, he's treated well at all, and he's being completely honest.

I also love it. I hope it gets worse for the horrible man, and we get to watch him all the way down the ride.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 15, 2021 12:45 PM (S9l8l)

179 She makes Obama look competent.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 15, 2021 12:35 PM (s2VJv)

She have a magic wand too?

Posted by: ... at June 15, 2021 12:45 PM (842IN)

180 Joe may have many opportunities to get into trouble tomorrow, when he holds his solo press conference following: Joe vs Putin - Mano a Mano for Dominating The World, Round One.

As I understand it, Putin will hold his-post meeting press conference before Biden's. Putin could place some land mines for Joe to deal with. As in, "Mr. President, are saying President Putin lied in his earlier press conference?"

Posted by: Gref at June 15, 2021 12:45 PM (AMIL/)

181 165 He's always saying he would "get in trouble" with staffers if he answers a question.

it's also a sign of reverting to childhood

he's down to simple child like talk now

he's gone gone
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 12:43 PM (9VFzC

I don't disagree and it's not something you say as a world leader.

But - does anyone else here, even as an adult, still get that vague sense of anxiety that they're going to "get in trouble" if they do something?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2021 12:45 PM (II3Gr)

182 Colbert is one of the places these idiots go to escape from reality.

------

Point of order.... if I may.

"Those idiots" have forgone any relationship with "realty" about three Presidential Adminstrations ago.

That is all.

Carry. On.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 15, 2021 12:45 PM (8XRCm)

183 Anthony Winken.....Binken....and uhhh...um..uh...Lod shit my pants!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 15, 2021 12:45 PM (Geoni)

184 168 >> 134 So it seems inevitable that Harris is going
>> to become President.

Given her recent performance, I don't think the DNC is too keen on that. I think the DNC prefers Dr. Jill Biden running things for now.
Posted by: 40 Miles North at June 15, 2021 12:44 PM (uWF4x)

=========

This is a dance of figureheads. The Mandarin Class rules.

They need someone in place whom they can control and will do as their told. Also, since we still have a semblance of elections, they can't be too embarrassing.

Oops.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 12:45 PM (LvTSG)

185 .... and that yackety yak laugh of hers when she strikes herself as "funny".....

*grinds teeth"
Posted by: fixerupper at June 15, 2021 12:43 PM (8XRCm)


It is a stall tactic because she is a dunce.

It is clearer than ever that she just doesn't have the mental horsepower to handle VP duties, to say nothing of moving up to the big chair.

Posted by: 496 at June 15, 2021 12:46 PM (U1eOr)

186 The people pulling the strings don't care about optics anymore.

Posted by: its the end game, politics doesn't matter anymore at June 15, 2021 12:46 PM (73xKe)

187 Nothing theoretical about it.

She'll have 10 years.
Posted by: Just Saying at June 15, 2021 12:41 PM (lOr+7)


Its a pity the Republic only has two years.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2021 12:46 PM (axyOa)

188 The other thing that dementia patients do is get very angry when they lose that train of thought and can't get back on track. *biden is on some serious mood meds otherwise I think we'd have seen him pop off about 2 dozen times by now. Not saying he doesn't lose it, but we're not permitted to see it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 15, 2021 12:35 PM (3H9h1)


I've said here before, I think he's on sedatives a LOT more than he is on the jump juice. I swear, he WILL take a swing at somebody, which is probably why they try to keep him at 20 minutes or under for any appearance. My little old mother, 90 lbs dripping wet attacked people when she got frustrated and couldn't express her thoughts.

You could see that almost explosive look when he was trying to correct Boris. We've seen many times when he's gone off on his own fucking voters during town halls. They used to give old folks thorazine for senile agitation. No idea what it is these days, but it would sure explain how he begins to fade so quickly. Elderly with Alzheimer's/Dementia are easily wound up, and "sleepy" is not one of the symptoms.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 15, 2021 12:46 PM (wAnMi)

189 179 She makes Obama look competent.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 15, 2021 12:35 PM (s2VJv)

She have a magic wand too?
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2021 12:45 PM (842IN)

Hitachi.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2021 12:46 PM (II3Gr)

190 She have a magic wand too?
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2021 12:45 PM (842IN)

-----

Well.... she's had one before..... several times....

Posted by: Willie Brown at June 15, 2021 12:47 PM (8XRCm)

191 166 Think Biden has schistosomiasis?
Posted by: klaftern at June 15, 2021 12:36 PM (r4sI4)


Could also be uromysotisis
Posted by: 496 at June 15, 2021 12:44 PM (U1eOr)

Or the Heartbreak of Psoriasis

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 15, 2021 12:47 PM (2LoZM)

192 118- my M-I-L called us multiple times a day a few weeks ago, to repeatedly ask us, on speaker phone, "Why does my butthole hurt so bad?" Sometimes 5 and 6 times an hour. She had an impacted colon because she won't bathe or bathroom herself without supervision. This is a woman who would literally do her makeup and hair to go to the gas station.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 15, 2021 12:47 PM (o5N6D)

193 It was a setup.
Jon was the chosen one to break the news. They are doing another 180.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 15, 2021 12:44 PM (byI+W)

Remember it was on this show where Colbert announced that Trump had fired Comey--and was greeted with cheers.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 15, 2021 12:47 PM (mR6Gs)

194 But - does anyone else here, even as an adult, still get that vague sense of anxiety that they're going to "get in trouble" if they do something?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2021 12:45 PM (II3Gr)



*Phone behind the bar rings*

Every man present "If it's my wife, I'm not here!"

Posted by: 496 at June 15, 2021 12:47 PM (U1eOr)

195 ....drums fingers on desk.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2021 12:45 PM (YA914)
--------------

Get payment up front.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 15, 2021 12:47 PM (byI+W)

196
You all are not so naive to believe that colbert didn't know exactly what stewart was going to say beforehand, right?

I think we're being played.
Who better to break open the story of china being culpable (for whatever reasons; we'll find out later) than a couple of left wing media "influencers?"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 12:47 PM (F3cVw)

197 >>163 147 You know Jill Biden is spending every waking moment pushing Biden stay in office forever.


And what about Ron Klain and Susan Rice?
They have great power with an idiot prezzy -- won't Harris appoint her own people when she moves in?

It's more than just Biden phasing out, it's some of his top advisers, too, I would imagine.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2021 12:47 PM (bDqIh)

198 his is a dance of figureheads. The Mandarin Class rules.
===
Eunuch rebellion.

Literally, almost.

Posted by: simplemind at June 15, 2021 12:47 PM (73xKe)

199 Cicero (@cicero43)

Need to get all the Schedule C employees and the Cabinet folks in place first.

Purge the Government, military, and police of resistance is next.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 12:47 PM (u82oZ)

200 The people pulling the strings don't care about optics anymore.

I think so. Its either that or they are so unbelievably out of touch with the country that they think these are good optics.

But I think its the former. They know it simply doesn't matter what we think.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 12:47 PM (KZzsI)

201 I can't imagine how his handlers are managing it.



Posted by: Megthered at June 15, 2021 12:39 PM

Pretty sure drugs are involved. It's pretty obvious that he is being given something to try and make him more cognizant. Problem is he is literally on the downward slope of dementia and it is going to get progressively worse quicker, drugs can only work for so long. Seen that happen way too many times.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 15, 2021 12:47 PM (JUOKG)

202 She have a magic wand too?
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2021 12:45 PM (842IN)

She likes to think she can still make certain wands do "magic", . Particularly those of the fleshy-kind. Ask Willie Brown.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 15, 2021 12:48 PM (a+Mub)

203
It was a setup.
Jon was the chosen one to break the news.
Posted by: Braenyard


Most likely.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 12:48 PM (F3cVw)

204
"Chapter 4, client calls, now two weeks from his event, and says he is ready to book."

Perfect situation. You know what to do.

Posted by: pawn at June 15, 2021 12:48 PM (nbXPl)

205 How/if that figures into the NT stuff, I have no idea.

NeverTrump was easy for the quick hits. Make some snarky comment about how Orangemanbad, and get instant likes and retweets.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 15, 2021 12:48 PM (jOcSX)

206 Identify a trusted Iowahawk. Kill it, and gut it, then wear the skin as a suit and demand respect.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 15, 2021 12:37 PM


Mike drop.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 15, 2021 12:48 PM (m+jkK)

207 195 ....drums fingers on desk.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2021 12:45 PM (YA914)
--------------

Get payment up front.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 15, 2021 12:47 PM (byI+W)

Agreed. All of it, nonrefundable. And make sure the contract is accurate, up to date, and signed.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2021 12:49 PM (II3Gr)

208 You all are not so naive to believe that colbert didn't know exactly what stewart was going to say beforehand, right?

I think we're being played.
Who better to break open the story of china being culpable (for whatever reasons; we'll find out later) than a couple of left wing media "influencers?"
====
to stop a wildfire they set a fire break. Burn the fuel up in a controlled way before the wildfire hits it.

Fauci is the firebreak. They are going to burn him and hope it stops. Get your popcorn ready.

Posted by: simplemind at June 15, 2021 12:49 PM (73xKe)

209 They used to give old folks thorazine for senile agitation.

I thought I recognized that shuffle. The shoes make it pretty obvious.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 15, 2021 12:49 PM (HaL55)

210 he's down to simple child like talk now

he's gone gone
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 12:43 PM (9VFzC

I don't disagree and it's not something you say as a world leader.

But - does anyone else here, even as an adult, still get that vague sense of anxiety that they're going to "get in trouble" if they do something?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2021 12:45 PM (II3Gr)
***

We are going to be damned lucky if a mushroom cloud doesn't pop up somewhere.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2021 12:49 PM (axyOa)

211 They're actors. It's a scripted TV show. It was all planned.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 15, 2021 12:37 PM (S9l8l)

Once you see it you really can't unsee it.

Trusted Clown Stewart is being used to give "permission" to the extra retarded on their side to change their own narrative.

The way to test this theory is to see in a month A. if Stewart has been canceled, and 2. how widely accepted the "lab leak" theory has become on the dummy left.

Posted by: ... at June 15, 2021 12:49 PM (842IN)

212 So our kids and womenfolk are safe from Pedo Fingers Joe now?

Posted by: torabora at June 15, 2021 12:49 PM (12YfF)

213 Chapter 3, client contacts 6 months later, wants to know price, which has now changed, as hourly rates have increased. Client is outraged, refers to quote in Chapter 1. I send him copies of emails from Chapter 2. Client calls me a "Scammer" and "untrustworthy". Says will never use us.


My house quote went up $40k from earlier this year. Not builders fault. I can see it every time I walk into Home Depot.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 12:49 PM (T2Zv1)

214 he's down to simple child like talk now
he's gone gone
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 12:43 PM (9VFzC)


Thing is, he never would have said anything like this 6 years ago. He was always large and in charge when he wasn't even close to that. This is more of the quiet part out loud, he really has no idea he's saying it. I'd love to be a fly on the wall when they're giving him whatever drugs they give him before an appearance, coaching him on what not to do, and to please just listen to Mr. Earpiece, don't talk to Mr. Earpiece.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 15, 2021 12:50 PM (wAnMi)

215 I read "I'll get in trouble..." as an attempt at folksy flex.

I read that as Jill's beating his flabby, pasty white ass black and blue with a high heel every night cuz he fucks up so much.

Or maybe, withholds raises from his rice pudding as punishment.

Either or.

Or I could be wrong...who knows?

I like the high heel theory best.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 15, 2021 12:50 PM (dWwl8)

216 It's more than just Biden phasing out, it's some of his top advisers, too, I would imagine.

Biden might be embarrassing, but he's controllable: sign the paper. Harris is embarrassing and uncontrollable. She got her gold ring and nobody is tellin her nothing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 12:50 PM (KZzsI)

217
Pretty sure drugs are involved.

----

Those black doll eyes are the giveaway.... holy shit that dudes got some pupil dialation when hes on his "go juice"

That and the mirrored aviators....

Posted by: Willie Brown at June 15, 2021 12:50 PM (8XRCm)

218 Anyone remember the ad Trump released showing Biden speaking a few years ago to him giving a speech in 2020?

Shows him mumbling through it and then just asks, "What happened to Joe?"

That would've been hugely devastating if it had been given the air it deserved.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2021 12:50 PM (KbCG3)

219 We are going to be damned lucky if a mushroom cloud doesn't pop up somewhere.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2021 12:49 PM (axyOa)

There's that...

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2021 12:50 PM (II3Gr)

220 I have no empathy for Biden because he's always been a mean, back stabbing , lying used car salesman. That he became President is the most bizarre thing to happen in my lifetime.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 12:50 PM (2DOZq)

221
dammit sock

Posted by: fixerupper at June 15, 2021 12:50 PM (8XRCm)

222
biden is getting loaded up with real HGH and baby stem cells -- stuff only available for VIPs.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 12:50 PM (F3cVw)

223 If the House goes GOP in 2022, even if the Senate stays 50/50, I expect McCarthy and McConnell to demand a Republican VP.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 15, 2021 12:44 PM (jOcSX)

Hello there!

Posted by: Mitt Romney at June 15, 2021 12:51 PM (mR6Gs)

224 So he has trouble with the letter "L" eh? What other peoples have trouble with the letter "L"? (Hint: they are currently controlling the US government.)

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 15, 2021 12:51 PM (E+OcO)

225 Watching Biden's stale meringue brain crumble into dust on television is fun for me, but I bet Trump is just laughing uncontrollably.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 12:51 PM (pfqSb)

226 We are going to be damned lucky if a mushroom cloud doesn't pop up somewhere.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2021 12:49 PM

Sorry but that's a given. Probably within the next ten years. Iran will get a new deal from biden and they will have all of the cash they need to build a Nuke.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 15, 2021 12:51 PM (JUOKG)

227 He is senile. That is all.
Posted by: kraken

No. Senile is the degradation of memory functions associated with old age. It is not Alzheimer's. If you're senile you keep forgetting where you put your car keys down. If you are suffering from Alzheimer's you forget what the keys are used for.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * nanos gigantum humeris insidentes at June 15, 2021 12:51 PM (TqEer)

228 We are going to be damned lucky if a mushroom cloud doesn't pop up somewhere.

***

We're going to need you to be more specific.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 15, 2021 12:51 PM (S9l8l)

229 223 This website needs work.
Posted by: Dingless at June 15, 2021 12:50 PM (Ig6tT)

So does your mom.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2021 12:51 PM (II3Gr)

230 #208
So buy Janitor's Insurance on Fauci?

Posted by: torabora at June 15, 2021 12:51 PM (12YfF)

231 So, who is Biden's Dr. Morell?

Posted by: Archer at June 15, 2021 12:51 PM (gmo/4)

232 They used to give old folks thorazine for senile agitation.

I thought I recognized that shuffle. The shoes make it pretty obvious.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy


Used to see it daily in prison. But those convicts were SO loaded up it wasn't funny.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 12:51 PM (T2Zv1)

233 I thought I recognized that shuffle. The shoes make it pretty obvious.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 15, 2021 12:49 PM (HaL55)


Yup, the Alzheimer's Waltz. The arms just sort of dangle as his feet scoot across the floor. They probably make him aware of this, hence the "well, I'll jog instead, that'll show 'em!"

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 15, 2021 12:52 PM (wAnMi)

234 Well, they need to buy-off jill biden, or just kill her off.
I don't think she's keen on the idea of her idiot husband being removed from office because he's an imbecile. That's a bit unceremonious...for her.
___________

Hey, Jill has a lot invested in Plugs. She's probably been dreaming of being First Lady ever since she first met wannabe senator Joe, and his first wife and kids. That's when she started flirting and strutting her stuff in front of Joe, and sneaking out on her first husband so she and Joe could cheat together. Jill then had to tolerate decades of Joe's assholery, which undoubtedly included lots of cheating, as everybody knows Plugs was a big sleazoid, waiting, waiting, waiting through all those failed and embarrassing presidential campaigns. Then Plugs finally manages, with the help of a crooked Dim underground, to cheat his way into the WH -- and now TPTB expect her to step aside for Kamaltoe???

Jill will make Edith Wilson look like a pushover.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 15, 2021 12:52 PM (k4dH2)

235 have no empathy for Biden because he's always been a mean, back stabbing , lying used car salesman. That he became President is the most bizarre thing to happen in my lifetime.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 12:50 PM (2DOZq)

Please don't insult used car salesmen

Posted by: JoeF. at June 15, 2021 12:52 PM (mR6Gs)

236 It was a setup.
Jon was the chosen one to break the news.
Posted by: Braenyard

Most likely.
==
its a signal to the zombies that its now okay to think this way. The problem with a zombie army is that once you program them a certain way, its hard to turn them off or around. They tend to just keep going in the original direction you set them off in. It is a sign that the string pullers have made a decision to adjust tactics.

Posted by: simplemind at June 15, 2021 12:52 PM (uI++f)

237 Hello there!
Posted by: Mitt Romney at June 15, 2021 12:51 PM (mR6Gs)


You laugh, but it wouldn't be the worst idea. We'd replace Romney with another GOP senator who is hopefully more conservative while Romney would vote to give power to the GOP.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 15, 2021 12:52 PM (jOcSX)

238 Either or.

Or I could be wrong...who knows?

Posted by: naturalfake

You're wrong. Ace is right. He knows he's not in charge.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 15, 2021 12:52 PM (OssQ4)

239 That would've been hugely devastating if it had been given the air it deserved.

Maybe it was. Trump won by more votes than any presidential candidate in American history. More than ten million bigger than Obama's biggest win.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 12:52 PM (KZzsI)

240 Let other countries take note.
If the USA can be infiltrated and taken over, you're next.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 15, 2021 12:52 PM (W2Pud)

241 I am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw.

Posted by: President Joe at June 15, 2021 12:53 PM (d9FiS)

242 I've seen more coherence from Stage 2 Alzheimers patients!

Posted by: pookysgirl wants the crazy train to get back on its rails at June 15, 2021 12:53 PM (XKZwp)

243 They're actors. It's a scripted TV show. It was all planned.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 15, 2021 12:37 PM (S9l8l)


This.
It's all an act.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2021 12:53 PM (axyOa)

244 224 If the House goes GOP in 2022, even if the Senate stays 50/50, I expect McCarthy and McConnell to demand a Republican VP.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 15, 2021 12:44 PM (jOcSX)

=========

1) They'll do it and not follow through because it'll make good fundraising emails.

2) We don't need a VP, so I think we should just leave it empty. If Harris gets knocked off, McCarthy becomes president. It'd be better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 12:53 PM (LvTSG)

245 AntifaBook.com
@JackPosobiec

Trudeau overheard telling staffers he expects Kamala Harris to be President by the end of 2022 per WH official attending G7


https://tinyurl.com/f67f7ybs

Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 12:53 PM (9VFzC)

246 Google translator says "No shit, eh?"
Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2021 12:34 PM (II3Gr)

Sounds aboot right.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 15, 2021 12:35 PM (Bmy3R)

----------

I dunno. It left out the apology afterwards.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 15, 2021 12:53 PM (q/kmn)

247 have no empathy for Biden because he's always been a mean, back stabbing , lying used car salesman. That he became President is the most bizarre thing to happen in my lifetime.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 12:50 PM (2DOZq)


Heh, I've said in the past that if he wasn't in politics Biden would run a car dealership and go to Swinger parties in Vegas with his twenty-something bimbo trophy-wife.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 15, 2021 12:53 PM (jOcSX)

248
Didn't that stupid tv show West Wing have a "Republican" vp, and they used him as a foil and a fool?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 12:53 PM (F3cVw)

249
raykon loves Biden because they are both very old and foolish. Birds of a feather.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 12:53 PM (pfqSb)

250 "...Iran will get a new deal from biden and they will have all of the cash they need to build a Nuke. "

As long as they use it on DC...

Posted by: The cat at June 15, 2021 12:54 PM (aAP3z)

251 Joe goes.
Harris installed. Picks Hillary as VEEP.
Harris resigns.

Didn't lock her up. It's in the cards.

Posted by: torabora at June 15, 2021 12:54 PM (12YfF)

252 Trudeau overheard telling staffers he expects Kamala Harris to be President by the end of 2022 per WH official attending G7

To be fair, though, Trudeau is a dumbass.

Posted by: blaster at June 15, 2021 12:54 PM (w2z2p)

253 @Breaking911 4m

JUST IN: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene introduces the "Fire Fauci Act"

The legislation would lower Dr. Fauci's salary to $0.00

https://tinyurl.com/yfy44qes

Posted by: Tami at June 15, 2021 12:54 PM (cF8AT)

254 Jon Stewart is about to any bet on Putin taking a dig at Biden and the "Trump is a Russian mole," stupidity by saying something like "its great to have such a willing partner in the White House now"

Posted by: Buzzion at June 15, 2021 12:54 PM (G2zl5)

255 So does your mom.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2021 12:51 PM (II3Gr)


Pretty sure that got taken care of. There are videos all over the web of it.

Posted by: 496 at June 15, 2021 12:54 PM (U1eOr)

256 1) They'll do it and not follow through because it'll make good fundraising emails.

2) We don't need a VP, so I think we should just leave it empty. If Harris gets knocked off, McCarthy becomes president. It'd be better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 12:53 PM (LvTSG)


I'd be fine with no VP.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 15, 2021 12:55 PM (jOcSX)

257 226 Watching Biden's stale meringue brain crumble into dust on television is fun for me, but I bet Trump is just laughing uncontrollably.
______________

Doubt it. Trump, whatever his other faults, actually loves this country. He's probably seething.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 15, 2021 12:55 PM (k4dH2)

258 Does anyone read or respect Iowahawk anymore? He's Allahpundit Light.

As for Biden, it's going to be great when he finally truly snaps. And as for the wife, she should be imprisoned for life for allowing this. This is not the actions of a wife who loves her husband.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 15, 2021 12:55 PM (XSRBF)

259 Will Hillary push the 'Joe' button?

Posted by: torabora at June 15, 2021 12:55 PM (12YfF)

260 Trump used to say he'd get in trouble with Melania all the time. It was kind of a funny self-humbling put on thing.

Like he's the president but he still has to answer to his wife. I just assumed they were copying Trump with that stuff because that's what they do.

Obama basically scooped Romney's entire platform in speeches in 2012.

Posted by: ... at June 15, 2021 12:55 PM (842IN)

261 I wish I knew what Russian or Israeli intelligence knew about Joe's condition.

Then again, maybe I don't.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 15, 2021 12:55 PM (mR6Gs)

262

Dave Rubin
@RubinReport

The president of the United States has sever cognitive impairment and it is being totally ignored by the corporate press. What's Bilken thinking while looking at him here? The damn is gonna break on this eventually. And who is he always worried about getting in trouble with?


Did Rubin deliberately misspell all these words?
Sever
Bilken
Damn

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 15, 2021 12:55 PM (63Dwl)

263 Knowing how these people think, my bet is Joe gets taken out by a wind-up toy in a Q hat. Because it's exactly how they think.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 15, 2021 12:55 PM (OssQ4)

264 I'm of two minds on this- It's more likely that Dr Jill wants to be president in all but name. But, maybe she really enjoys making a fool of himself after all the cheating and or abuse he's given her over the years.

Hard to say. They are both nasty pieces of work.

Posted by: Dad of Six at June 15, 2021 12:55 PM (kSZfR)

265 Joe goes.
Harris installed. Picks Hillary as VEEP.
Harris resigns.

Didn't lock her up. It's in the cards.
Posted by: torabora at June 15, 2021 12:54 PM (12YfF)


No. The Clintons are hated by much of the left almost as much as the left hates Trump. Hillary's loss in 2016 basically killed the brand. A lot of the past four years has been the Obama wing and the activists battling for control with the few remaining old guard (Pelosi and Schumer et al.).

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 15, 2021 12:56 PM (jOcSX)

266 The legislation would lower Dr. Fauci's salary to $0.00

***

I've got a paycheck that says he wouldn't quit for at least another year.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 15, 2021 12:56 PM (S9l8l)

267 Joe goes.
Harris installed. Picks Hillary as VEEP.
Harris resigns.

Didn't lock her up. It's in the cards.
Posted by: torabora


Nightmare scenario.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 12:56 PM (T2Zv1)

268 Ahh, but the strawberries! That's - that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with - geometric logic - that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist!

Posted by: President Joe at June 15, 2021 12:56 PM (d9FiS)

269 Yep- this whole thing is like Jerry and George attempting the roommate switch. Colbert wasn't surprised one bit, the minor push back was an act. They are reprogramming their NPCs. I think the non-sequitur retard talk from the last thread is V1 of the "new truth"- Trump's "many lies" distracted us from the (now obvious, previously verboten and literally censored, engineered by Fauci et al with existing huge conflicts of interest) "new" truth.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 15, 2021 12:57 PM (o5N6D)

270 he's down to simple child like talk now
he's gone gone
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 12:43 PM (9VFzC)

Thing is, he never would have said anything like this 6 years ago. He was always large and in charge when he wasn't even close to that. This is more of the quiet part out loud, he really has no idea he's saying it. I'd love to be a fly on the wall when they're giving him whatever drugs they give him before an appearance, coaching him on what not to do, and to please just listen to Mr. Earpiece, don't talk to Mr. Earpiece.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 15, 2021 12:50 PM (wAnMi)


exactly and compare this talk with the image they put on the cover of time - crime boss talking like a scared child being sent to the corner on a time out

Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 12:57 PM (9VFzC)

271 Did Rubin deliberately misspell all these words?

I wouldn't be surprised, its a way of getting leftists to freak out and yell at his spelling then point out all Biden's stuff they blow off as innocent mistakes.

Or he was just in a hurry driving while texting and distracted.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 12:57 PM (KZzsI)

272 have no empathy for Biden because he's always been a mean, back stabbing , lying used car salesman. That he became President is the most bizarre thing to happen in my lifetime.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 12:50 PM (2DOZq)

Please don't insult used car salesmen
Posted by: JoeF. at June 15, 2021 12:52 PM (mR6Gs)


You at least get a beater from a used car salesman and, if you play it right, maybe something better. With Biden you get a country with an empty wallet and a bleeding ass.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 12:57 PM (y7DUB)

273 >>>Hard to say. They are both nasty pieces of work.
Posted by: Dad of Six


She had no problem banging Joe while she was still married, so yeah, not exactly a quality person.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 15, 2021 12:57 PM (XSRBF)

274 And don't forget, when he's in the US he basically "works" 9-5 with weekends off. You see him maybe 20 mins. a day. He made Q.Elizabeth look positively youthful. Plus. Orangeman-bad mean tweets used to come at like 2-3 a.m. Joe must nap like an old housecat.

Posted by: pahound at June 15, 2021 12:58 PM (88RWn)

275 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 12:58 PM (7Q7Ca)

276 No. Senile is the degradation of memory functions associated with old age. It is not Alzheimer's. If you're senile you keep forgetting where you put your car keys down. If you are suffering from Alzheimer's you forget what the keys are used for.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nanos gigantum humeris insidentes at June 15, 2021 12:51 PM (TqEer)


Yup, you don't just forget keys, you forget people. Your past rearranges itself and people/relations/events are all in a never-ending ever-changing shuffle. In the last few years, I was the only person my mother recognized. She'd see the same staff every day, they were always new after 3 years.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 15, 2021 12:58 PM (wAnMi)

277 This is not the actions of a wife who loves her husband.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp


That's not against the law.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 12:58 PM (T2Zv1)

278 So, have not stepped foot in a Walmart since the Covid lockdowns made us wear masks.

TODAY we are finally supposed to be free here in California, but outside Walmart here in Central Cali is a big sign saying Masks are still required.

They can kiss my lilly white tush.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 15, 2021 12:58 PM (oHd/0)

279 Will Hillary push the 'Joe' button?
Posted by: torabora at June 15, 2021 12:55 PM (12YfF)

Okay, I'll say it.

They are going to get rid of Kamala first, and then install Hillary
And THEN Joe goes,

This--the bullshit stealth campaign, the outright steal of the election--was all a ruse to get Hillary in the White House.

Hillary Clinton WILL be president.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 15, 2021 12:58 PM (mR6Gs)

280 You're wrong. Ace is right. He knows he's not in charge.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 15, 2021 12:52 PM (OssQ4)


Well, of course Biden knows he's not in charge. He's gettin' his ass beat black and blue every night with a high heel!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 15, 2021 12:58 PM (dWwl8)

281 I'm hoping for the day when Plugs fumbles for words and blurts out "I am Elmer J Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht."

Posted by: Doof at June 15, 2021 12:58 PM (mZUr4)

282 215 I read "I'll get in trouble..." as an attempt at folksy flex.
---------------

I read that as Jill's beating his flabby, pasty white ass black and blue with a high heel every night cuz he fucks up so much.
------------------------------

I'm getting a Fatima Blush/Captain Jack Petachi vibe here.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 15, 2021 12:58 PM (byI+W)

283 Oh, good. Let's just make Fraudci a fking martyr who works for free because SCIENCE!

Why in TF can't a "Fire Fauci Act" be designed to, oh I dunno, just spitballin' here, but - FIRE FAUCI?

If you want a "Let's Lower Fauci's Pay to Zero Act" then call it that.

GOP gonna GOP.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 15, 2021 12:58 PM (Bmy3R)

284 Joe goes.
Harris installed. Picks Hillary as VEEP.

-
KAMALA DID NOT KILL HERSELF!

(Too soon?)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 15, 2021 12:58 PM (d9FiS)

285 Elder abuse.


Fuck him. I hope any legacy he has is destroyed along with his entire fucking, evil, corrupt, fucked up, shit family.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 12:59 PM (7Q7Ca)

286 No seriously, what is your banning process? I just click a few buttons and I am back on.
Posted by: Dingless

Well, normal people who aren't gamma losers take the hint and don't come back.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 15, 2021 12:59 PM (OssQ4)

287
"For how much longer can they maintain this charade?"

Is any major media outlet pointing out Joe's behavior?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 15, 2021 12:59 PM (63Dwl)

288 "...Iran will get a new deal from biden and they will have all of the cash they need to build a Nuke. "

As long as they use it on DC...
Posted by: The cat at June 15, 2021 12:54 PM (aAP3z)


New Israeli Gov't Sends Curveball to Biden, Rips His Iran Deal, Remains Committed to Trump Peace Deals

Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 12:59 PM (9VFzC)

289 >>>That's not against the law.
Posted by: rickb223

True, but it shows that this marriage - at least recently - is kind of a sham. No different from the Clintons.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 15, 2021 12:59 PM (XSRBF)

290 oops

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 15, 2021 12:59 PM (S9l8l)

291 It's literally like punching Jenny because of LBJ's damn lies. Doesn't have to make sense, because they don't really think.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 15, 2021 12:59 PM (o5N6D)

292 SPONGE!

Posted by: Barrel at June 15, 2021 12:59 PM (Ojki1)

293 We don't need a VP, so I think we should just leave it empty. If Harris gets knocked off, McCarthy becomes president. It'd be better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021


***

I read this as "Melissa McCarthy becomes president." Oh dear God.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2021 12:59 PM (/XOcP)

294 275 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 12:58 PM (7Q7Ca)

Sonifabitch. I don't know how he does it!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2021 01:00 PM (II3Gr)

295 Joe goes.
Harris installed. Picks Hillary as VEEP.
Harris resigns.

Didn't lock her up. It's in the cards.
Posted by: torabora at June 15, 2021 12:54 PM (12YfF)

I think Congress has to approve any VP replacement.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 01:00 PM (2DOZq)

296 Italicans! Green

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 15, 2021 01:00 PM (W2Pud)

297

Damn Italicans..

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 15, 2021 01:00 PM (V6f9+)

298 and to please just listen to Mr. Earpiece, don't talk to Mr. Earpiece.
Posted by: clutch cargo


Salute the Marines.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 01:00 PM (T2Zv1)

299 Sponge, report to the barrel please.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 15, 2021 01:00 PM (XSRBF)

300 Kamala's not going anywhere. And neither is Fake Bullshitter Joe until he turns to actual pudding. Kamala was Chosen. She will ascend.

Posted by: ... at June 15, 2021 01:00 PM (842IN)

301 Yup, the Alzheimer's Waltz. The arms just sort of dangle as his feet
scoot across the floor. They probably make him aware of this, hence the
"well, I'll jog instead, that'll show 'em!"


The Daughter of Stan worked in an institution for a few months to get her BS in nursing. She called it "the Thorazine shuffle." Pretty distinctive gait.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 15, 2021 01:00 PM (HaL55)

302 SPONGE!
Posted by: Barrel at June 15, 2021 12:59 PM


Threadwinner!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 15, 2021 01:00 PM (m+jkK)

303 JUST IN: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene introduces the "Fire Fauci Act"

The legislation would lower Dr. Fauci's salary to $0.00

https://tinyurl.com/yfy44qes
Posted by: Tami at June 15, 2021 12:54 PM (cF8AT)

I Like the idea, but this is a Bill of Attainder. Don't open that can of worms.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 15, 2021 01:01 PM (oHd/0)

304 I think Congress has to approve any VP replacement.

"What's that?"
--Congress holding a rubber stamp

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 01:01 PM (KZzsI)

305 171 J.J. Sefton

The deepers are threading a line here. They want to continue to grasp power and extract money.But not get the people really riled up. As in shooting mad. They would not survive. So the smart and evil ones still want baby steps. There has been OP Planning on this with both sides since 2009. OPSEC.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 12:44 PM (u82oZ)

Salty Dog, I agree with you 1000% on this one. This is a very, very dangerous game being played right now. The country, if not the world, is on edge right now, with the globalists currently holding the upper hand on the nationalists. If the globalists don't let the LIVs down gently enough, we'd be looking at French Revolution II: Electric Boogaloo.

The Clown Nose On gambit had better work, for their sakes.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 15, 2021 01:01 PM (2LoZM)

306 Did Rubin deliberately misspell all these words?
Sever
Bilken
Damn
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 15, 2021 12:55 PM

I don't know, but it sure proved to a lot of people on Twitter that Biden is just fine.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 15, 2021 01:01 PM (OssQ4)

307 Italicans! Green
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 15, 2021 01:00 PM (W2Pud)


Nurse! We're down to the final 2 episodes. How about you??

Posted by: Doof at June 15, 2021 01:01 PM (mZUr4)

308 I think Congress has to approve any VP replacement.
Posted by: Just a side note


When you have a body count in the mid to upper digits, you'd be surprised who supports you.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 01:01 PM (T2Zv1)

309 295 275 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 12:58 PM (7Q7Ca)

Sonifabitch. I don't know how he does it!
Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2021 01:00 PM (II3Gr)

He just says stuff.

Were we talking Sponge or Bidet?

Posted by: Bete at June 15, 2021 01:01 PM (Ojki1)

310 He's gettin' his ass beat black and blue every night with a high heel!
Posted by: naturalfake at June 15, 2021 12:58 PM (dWwl

Don't knock it til you've tried it.

Posted by: ... at June 15, 2021 01:01 PM (842IN)

311 Joe goes.
Harris installed. Picks Hillary as VEEP.
Harris resigns.

Didn't lock her up. It's in the cards.
Posted by: torabora

I think Congress has to approve any VP replacement.
Posted by: Just a side note


You think Congress wouldn't approve Hillary?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 15, 2021 01:01 PM (63Dwl)

312 Nurse! We're down to the final 2 episodes. How about you??
Posted by: Doof at June 15, 2021 01:01 PM (mZUr4)

Not nurse but would you believe I too just hit the penultimate ep on my latest rewatch.

Posted by: ... at June 15, 2021 01:02 PM (842IN)

313 294 We don't need a VP, so I think we should just leave it empty. If Harris gets knocked off, McCarthy becomes president. It'd be better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021

***

I read this as "Melissa McCarthy becomes president." Oh dear God.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2021 12:59 PM (/XOcP)

===========

Just imagine the antics!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 01:02 PM (LvTSG)

314 Green-4 people.

Green-4

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 01:02 PM (KZzsI)

315 Oh Sponge. You just got here.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 01:03 PM (Ez6QX)

316 298

Damn Italicans..
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 15, 2021 01:00 PM (V6f9+)

==========

Racist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 01:03 PM (LvTSG)

317
Heh, I've said in the past that if he wasn't in politics Biden would run a car dealership and go to Swinger parties in Vegas with his twenty-something bimbo trophy-wife.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 15, 2021 12:53 PM (jOcSX)

-------

No way. If it weren't for the Great American Grift, the entire Biden family would be smoking meth and banging each other in a nightmarish trailer park with polluted water. They are straight-up ignorant, low-IQ white trash, the kind who *are* the negative white stereotype.

But the Big Guy hit the political jackpot several times in a row, so these repulsive mouth-breathers have become exceedingly wealthy and powerful. It's fairly astounding.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 01:03 PM (pfqSb)

318 Fuck. We have Howdy Doody as President.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 15, 2021 01:03 PM (js0ry)

319 ABC is pushing some poll on Facebook that Biden has over 90% approval for how he's handling the summit.... and people have thoughts.
A few friends of mine have "liked" a bunch of the MSM news feeds only so they are able to comment on propaganda like this.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 15, 2021 01:03 PM (NpAcC)

320 He just says stuff.

Were we talking Sponge or Bidet?
Posted by: Bete


Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 01:03 PM (T2Zv1)

321 The people pulling the strings don't care about optics anymore.
Posted by: its the end game, politics doesn't matter anymore

Optics don't matter once it's time to cull the herd.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 15, 2021 01:03 PM (AnXE2)

322 Nurse! We're down to the final 2 episodes. How about you??
Posted by: Doof at June 15, 2021 01:01 PM (mZUr4)

Not nurse but would you believe I too just hit the penultimate ep on my latest rewatch.
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2021 01:02 PM (842IN)


Now that's some next level Hordemind!

Posted by: Doof at June 15, 2021 01:04 PM (mZUr4)

323 Yes.

Damn.

Knew I was too busy to drop in here and shit all over the place........

*sulks slovenly to the barrel*

*holds nose*

*jumps in*

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 01:04 PM (7Q7Ca)

324 I read this as "Melissa McCarthy becomes president." Oh dear God.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2021 12:59 PM (/XOcP)

===========

Just imagine the antics!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021


***

We could have her co-star from Gilmore Girls, Lauren Graham, as secretary of something or other. At least we'd have an attractive cabinet member.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2021 01:04 PM (/XOcP)

325 flummoxed by the letter "L."


You know who else can't pronounce the letter L?

Posted by: Brian Taterintheback at June 15, 2021 01:04 PM (ND961)

326 You think Congress wouldn't approve Hillary?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 15, 2021 01:01 PM (63Dwl)

I think it would be such an insider issue she wouldn't be a choice.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 01:05 PM (2DOZq)

327 If it weren't for the Great American Grift, the entire Biden family would be smoking meth and banging each other in a nightmarish trailer park with polluted water. They are straight-up ignorant, low-IQ white trash, the kind who *are* the negative white stereotype.


------

Ummmm.... they ARE doing that.....

Posted by: fixerupper at June 15, 2021 01:05 PM (8XRCm)

328 273 >>>Hard to say. They are both nasty pieces of work.
Posted by: Dad of Six

She had no problem banging Joe while she was still married, so yeah, not exactly a quality person.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 15, 2021 12:57 PM (XSRBF)

A Moron in another thread wrote that there was a possibility that Biden's first wife deliberately ran that fateful stop sign, perhaps after learning about the affair. To be honest, I never considered that possibility, but there might be some merit to that. If so, those two are even worse than I thought.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 15, 2021 01:05 PM (2LoZM)

329 They are straight-up ignorant, low-IQ white trash, the kind who *are* the negative white stereotype.


Did you see the picture yesterday of Dr. jill wearing her dress backwards? With the zipper in front?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 01:05 PM (T2Zv1)

330 1. I still think pelosi is trying to find a way for her to get into the WH

2. Stewart's argument is intentionally weak. A reverse strawman. He always does that as a safe way to address reality

3. Ted Baxter, but with dementia

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 15, 2021 01:06 PM (mlIiM)

331 Taterintheback, sunroof top
Diggin' the scene with a gangster lean...

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 15, 2021 01:06 PM (OssQ4)

332 Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt

Eh. It's survivable. Ask me how I know.

So let's not all make a dash for Sponge's stuff. Yet.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 01:06 PM (u82oZ)

333 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at June 15, 2021 01:06 PM (Pzzpr)

You dick!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 15, 2021 01:06 PM (Ojki1)

334 A 90 year old guy lives with me and my wife.
Biden reminds me of him and his everyday actions.
Scary.

Posted by: Bosk at June 15, 2021 01:06 PM (FgPjD)

335 Knew I was too busy to drop in here and shit all over the place........

*sulks slovenly to the barrel*

*holds nose*

*jumps in*
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 01:04 PM (7Q7Ca)


So there's a sponge in the barrel?? Won't that clean it too much??

Posted by: Doof at June 15, 2021 01:06 PM (mZUr4)

336 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at June 15, 2021 01:06 PM (Pzzpr)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 15, 2021 01:07 PM (7Q7Ca)

337 DOCTOR Jill isn't running anything but back and forth to get rezident retard a new pair of shorts. The real power players are the faceless handlers. Probably, most likely, Olde Guard democrat operatives clinging to power as the socialist Obamaites circle the dead carcass of *biden. Harris gets in and the war on whitey will be ratcheted up to 11.

The slobbering fucktard is a speed bump for them. I honestly hope he serves out his full term.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 15, 2021 01:07 PM (3H9h1)

338 3. Ted Baxter, but with dementia
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 15, 2021


***

My gosh, you're right. How come I never noticed the resemblance between Joe and Ted before?

Oh, right. Ted was an idiot, but he was never malicious. He never tried to destroy his own country.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2021 01:08 PM (/XOcP)

339 4. Notice how often he reverts to that fucking laugh of his. It seems to be his way of both smiling, and ridiculing, but now it is one of the few responses he can remember.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 15, 2021 01:08 PM (mlIiM)

340 333
So let's not all make a dash for Sponge's stuff. Yet.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 01:06 PM (u82oZ)

...or we could, as it is our culture, and he probably has insurance.

Posted by: Bete at June 15, 2021 01:08 PM (Ojki1)

341 I'm remembering how in European Vacation Chevy Chase accidentally knocked Stonehenge down. When Biden accidentally sets the Kremlin on fire, CNN will probably praise his courage.

Posted by: Ken at June 15, 2021 01:08 PM (ledCy)

342 318 Fuck. We have Howdy Doody as President.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 15, 2021 01:03 PM (js0ry)

I wish. We have an international cabal of rabid communists as "president".

Posted by: Commander Tacticool at June 15, 2021 01:09 PM (AmeQT)

343
So there's a sponge in the barrel?? Won't that clean it too much??
Posted by: Doof at June 15, 2021 01:06 PM (mZUr4)



I refused to absorb anything down here......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 01:09 PM (7Q7Ca)

344 A Moron in another thread wrote that there was a possibility that Biden's first wife deliberately ran that fateful stop sign, perhaps after learning about the affair. To be honest, I never considered that possibility, but there might be some merit to that. If so, those two are even worse than I thought.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 15, 2021 01:05 PM (2LoZM)

**

Read about how Jill's dear ex-husband - and staunch true-believer Democrat - learned about the loving couple's loving, special relationship. He gave an interview years ago.

Hint: Car wreck, Joe was driving.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 15, 2021 01:10 PM (/BX3R)

345 Bete

We need Sponge happy. Well, after he gets out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 01:10 PM (u82oZ)

346 I refused to absorb anything down here......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 01:09 PM (7Q7Ca)

You Hoo!!!!!

Posted by: The Things In The Barrel at June 15, 2021 01:10 PM (js0ry)

347 I don't know if laughter or tears are more appropriate.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 15, 2021 01:10 PM (Tu05m)

348 I'm remembering how in European Vacation Chevy Chase accidentally knocked Stonehenge down. When Biden accidentally sets the Kremlin on fire, CNN will probably praise his courage.
Posted by: Ken at June 15, 2021


***

They'll have a time trying to spin it when the Delaware Turnip takes a whiz on the Lincoln Memorial.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2021 01:10 PM (/XOcP)

349 349 I don't know if laughter or tears are more appropriate.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 15, 2021 01:10 PM (Tu05m)

==========

I'm going with a knowing nod capped by a sip of fine bourbon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 01:11 PM (LvTSG)

350 *glurglal*

*splash*

*drip*


Uh......WTAF!??!

Damn. Mental note: Don't ever fail again.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 01:11 PM (7Q7Ca)

351 None of this is true. He has a stutter. The science is settled
- MSM

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 15, 2021 01:12 PM (1mLGh)

352 341 4. Notice how often he reverts to that fucking laugh of his. It seems to be his way of both smiling, and ridiculing, but now it is one of the few responses he can remember.

Both joe and the Ho laugh at inappropriate times

Posted by: It's me donna at June 15, 2021 01:12 PM (Zmnko)

353 I refused to absorb anything down here......
Posted by: Sponge

Very smart. Stuff be rank in there.

I'll drop a line to you in a bit. Use a improvised harness with the 'beeners. I'll be on belay.

That is how I got All Hail Eris out several years ago.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 01:13 PM (u82oZ)

354 A 90 year old guy lives with me and my wife.
Biden reminds me of him and his everyday actions.
Scary.
Posted by: Bosk

Watching Bumbles is like watching a rerun of the paterfamilias descend into the late stages of Alzheimer's in the last three years of his life while I cared for him. Biden's mannerisms are classic textbook. The significant difference was my father was a good and honest man and I loved him deeply. It is actually painful to watch sometimes because of the level of anger it generates.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * nanos gigantum humeris insidentes at June 15, 2021 01:13 PM (TqEer)

355
I don't know if laughter or tears are more appropriate.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 15, 2021 01:10 PM (Tu05m)

Totally laughter. This situation is what it is... and that's a very bad thing. But we can't change it. So, look on the bright side: unlike that dour, boring stick-in-the-mud Obama, Biden is a walking comedy routine, and a damned good one. Just enjoy what you can.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 01:13 PM (pfqSb)

356

I sit in the sun
And shit my pants
And think of many things.

Of 9 year old hair
And granddaughter fair
And ding a ling ding dings,

Posted by: Joey Bidet at June 15, 2021 01:13 PM (ND961)

357 Columbus police say shooting spree was racially motivated

COLUMBUS, GA. (AP) - A 39-year-old man accused of shooting and wounding five people in Alabama and Georgia told police his assaults were racially motivated, and he was targeting white men, a detective testified Monday.

The Columbus Ledger-Enquirer reported that a police detective testified in a preliminary hearing that Justin Tyran Roberts, who is Black, told police that white men had picked on him and wronged him for all his life.

. . . .

Police have accused Roberts of shooting five people in three separate assaults in Columbus, Georgia and Phenix City, Alabama. All victims are expected to recover, Columbus Police Chief Freddie Blackmon said Sunday. The chief added that police found no evidence that Roberts knew any of his victims.

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Huh! I wonder why the MSM didn't cover this.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 15, 2021 01:13 PM (d9FiS)

358 My bet is still, that they shuffle Biden off to the glue factory on July 7th.

I'm standing by that bet.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 15, 2021 01:13 PM (qmgN2)

359 Harris is looking down the barrel of a walk in the park.

Posted by: klaftern at June 15, 2021 01:13 PM (r4sI4)

360 I think Congress has to approve any VP replacement.
Posted by: Just a side note


VP nominee must be approved by a majority in the House and in the Senate to become VP.

Posted by: Gref at June 15, 2021 01:13 PM (AMIL/)

361
Both joe and the Ho laugh at inappropriate times
Posted by: It's me donna at June 15, 2021 01:12 PM (Zmnko)


Joe is entering dementia. His brain is actually failing.

Kumswala just has NO FUCKING CLUE what she's doing. She's in so far over her head, she just can't help but laugh.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 01:14 PM (7Q7Ca)

362 Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 15, 2021 01:13 PM

I had July also.. Not so sure now

Posted by: It's me donna at June 15, 2021 01:14 PM (Zmnko)

363 Earlier Monday, Mariska Bodison with the county's Board of Registration and Elections told the Georgia Star News that "a few forms are missing" when asked for documentation on approximately 19,000 absentee ballots that were said to have been placed in drop boxes.
The forms that are not available at this time would detail the chain of custody for the ballots. They are required by law.
A Fulton County spokeswoman told The Epoch Times in an email that the county "followed procedures for the collection of absentee ballots from Fulton County drop boxes."
"We maintain a large quantity of documents and researching our files from last year to produce the ballot transfer forms. We have been in communication with the Secretary of State's office to update them of our progress on this matter," she said.


The election was LAST YEAR. And they have so many documents to keep track of... of course all procedures were followed, you just have to expect a few thousand documents to go missing from an election that happened last year!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 15, 2021 01:14 PM (hcb9g)

364 I'm going with a knowing nod capped by a sip of fine bourbon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Standing by a fence like the King of the Hill guys.

"Yep."

"Yep."

That's pretty much my reaction any more. Minus the beer.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 15, 2021 01:14 PM (OssQ4)

365 She had no problem banging Joe while she was still married, so yeah, not exactly a quality person.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 15, 2021 12:57 PM (XSRBF)

A Moron in another thread wrote that there was a possibility that Biden's first wife deliberately ran that fateful stop sign, perhaps after learning about the affair. To be honest, I never considered that possibility, but there might be some merit to that. If so, those two are even worse than I thought.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 15, 2021 01:05 PM (2LoZM)


That was probably me. It's been more than the usual infuriating level how the gutless GOP has refused to play hardball against this obvious buffoon who has been caught lying multiple times. When he accused the innocent truck driver of having been drunk there was a perfect opportunity for someone, anybody, in the GOP to call out that malicious piece of shit instead of sitting around like Karl Rove and not doing a fucking thing.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 01:14 PM (y7DUB)

366 Huh! I wonder why the MSM didn't cover this.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 15, 2021 01:13 PM (d9FiS)


It's a mystery!

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 01:15 PM (Ez6QX)

367 Huh! I wonder why the MSM didn't cover this.

***

Because it's also written as "Tuesday."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 15, 2021 01:15 PM (/BX3R)

368 346 A Moron in another thread wrote that there was a possibility that Biden's first wife deliberately ran that fateful stop sign, perhaps after learning about the affair. To be honest, I never considered that possibility, but there might be some merit to that. If so, those two are even worse than I thought.
Posted by: Darrell Harri

The affair, the kid diddling, and then becoming senator. She was married to the devil and knew it. That was no accident, it was attempted famlicide.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 15, 2021 01:15 PM (mlIiM)

369 I'm still hoping Pooty-poot pushes up Puddinhead's stool.

Like a Viking.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 15, 2021 01:15 PM (sWM8x)

370 Maybe I'm being overly sensitive here but the repeated I'll get in trouble comments bother me deeply. Mainly because it doesn't sound like he's kidding at all. It sounds as if someone will do something to him in response.

I don't know, maybe it's just that I have, sadly, known people who have discovered that a family member was physically and emotionally abusing an elderly parent and it came out because of the parent saying I'll get in trouble over and over and the child finally asking how. And then badness was discovered.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 15, 2021 01:16 PM (mf5HN)

371 Remember that one time Trump was trotting down a ramp, and he slowed down because he was in dress shoes and didn't want to slip?

Remember how the media went absolutely BONKERS about how this was a surefire indication of mental instability and brought on a cavalcade of various "professional neurologists" to tell us exactly how this was a Very Serious Thing and that we needed to give Trump the ol' Twenty-Five?

Good times.

Good times.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 15, 2021 01:16 PM (q/kmn)

372 371 I'm still hoping Pooty-poot pushes up Puddinhead's stool.

Like a Viking.

Which is why joes handlers have nixed a joint news conference

Posted by: It's me donna at June 15, 2021 01:16 PM (Zmnko)

373 Pirates and Princesses, a popular entertainment site specializing in Disney-related news, reports Nickelodeon YouTube videos were "downvoted to such a degree that they've now hidden the ratio." The site also says the network has seen a major decline in viewers since it began overtly pushing the LGBTQ agenda to its young viewers.
OMG. Joe might get to watch even more mixed race couples.

Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2021 01:16 PM (RHGPo)

374 Joe is a halfwit and Kumalla is just a dumbass.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 15, 2021 01:16 PM (js0ry)

375 "Who is he going to get in trouble with?"

Jill. She won't change his Depends

Posted by: Marcus T at June 15, 2021 01:17 PM (EadwG)

376 325 You know who else can't pronounce the letter L?
hitrer?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 15, 2021 01:18 PM (sGtp+)

377 She had no problem banging Joe while she was still married, so yeah, not exactly a quality person.
She supposedly had sex with Hunter as well...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2021 01:18 PM (DpkTQ)

378 Maybe I'm being overly sensitive here but the repeated I'll get in trouble comments bother me deeply. Mainly because it doesn't sound like he's kidding at all. It sounds as if someone will do something to him in response.

I don't know, maybe it's just that I have, sadly, known people who have discovered that a family member was physically and emotionally abusing an elderly parent and it came out because of the parent saying I'll get in trouble over and over and the child finally asking how. And then badness was discovered.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 15, 2021 01:16 PM (mf5HN)

----------

Agree completely. He doesn't ever sound like he's saying it lightly or jokingly. He sounds serious as a heart attack and somber.

Maybe he's not actually being abused at present, but if he is mentally "in and out" he is apparently continuing to live in a period of time where he was abused.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 15, 2021 01:18 PM (q/kmn)

379 VP nominee must be approved by a majority in the House and in the Senate to become VP.

Posted by: Gref at June 15, 2021 01:13 PM

And harris can't cast the tie breaking vote in the senate because she will be president.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 15, 2021 01:18 PM (JUOKG)

380 Jill has very low standard, and a strong drive for power and control, when she was banging biden. She is more DC scum. Look up Liz Sole for a Rep version.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 01:18 PM (u82oZ)

381 I don't know if laughter or tears are more appropriate.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 15, 2021 01:10 PM (Tu05m)

Totally laughter. This situation is what it is... and that's a very bad thing. But we can't change it. So, look on the bright side: unlike that dour, boring stick-in-the-mud Obama, Biden is a walking comedy routine, and a damned good one. Just enjoy what you can.
==
Its not good either way. I understand the "lay back and enjoy it" crowd, and I certainly see the absurdity, but the stakes being what they are, I have a hard time with it. I respect those with the ability to laugh at the hugo boss uniforms of the concentration camp guards -- Life if Wonderful approach. I just don't have it in me today. Ignore me.

Posted by: simplemind at June 15, 2021 01:18 PM (IozYH)

382 She supposedly had sex with Hunter as well...

He must have been really stoned

Posted by: It's me donna at June 15, 2021 01:18 PM (Zmnko)

383
I had July also.. Not so sure now
Posted by: It's me donna at June 15, 2021 01:14 PM (Zmnko

My money is on January of '23, so his handlers can give Harris ten (official) years. But that's only if - and it is a BIG "if" - the old wreck doesn't completely dissolve before then. It could happen anytime.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 01:19 PM (pfqSb)

384 372 Maybe I'm being overly sensitive here but the repeated I'll get in trouble comments bother me deeply. Mainly because it doesn't sound like he's kidding at all. It sounds as if someone will do something to him in response.

I don't know, maybe it's just that I have, sadly, known people who have discovered that a family member was physically and emotionally abusing an elderly parent and it came out because of the parent saying I'll get in trouble over and over and the child finally asking how. And then badness was discovered.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 15, 2021 01:16 PM (mf5HN)

I don't think your overly sensitive, you are just nicer than the rest of us who, after his lifetime in office, have no problem that he maybe experiencing hell on Earth before getting to explain his lifetime of activities in the next.

Posted by: Bete at June 15, 2021 01:19 PM (Ojki1)

385 Short media: it's so nice to have a stumbling, bumbling, dissembling, obsequious president again."

Posted by: Marcus T at June 15, 2021 01:19 PM (EadwG)

386 So there's a sponge in the barrel?? Won't that clean it too much??
Posted by: Doof at June 15, 2021 01:06 PM (mZUr4)


I refused to absorb anything down here......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 01:09 PM (7Q7Ca)


You believe whatever you wanna believe!

Posted by: Doof at June 15, 2021 01:19 PM (mZUr4)

387 The site also says the network has seen a major decline in viewers since it began overtly pushing the LGBTQ agenda to its young viewers.
OMG.

You know what that means? It means there are still alot of bigot parents. We need to double down!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 15, 2021 01:20 PM (hcb9g)

388 You know that encapsulated package the Prez gets, with the codes for the nuclear football? They gave JoJo Waterhead a Tops Bob Uecker rookie card, rated 4.3.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at June 15, 2021 01:20 PM (I58tH)

389 Biden will reveal a great plot and well, can't say more. Get in trouble with Dr Candy.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 15, 2021 01:20 PM (rB4m/)

390 Mitch will vote for anyone KumHola nominated as her VP. Cuz unity and shit. Say hello to VP AOC. And I am only 1/4 joking about that.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 15, 2021 01:20 PM (1mLGh)

391 385
I had July also.. Not so sure now
Posted by: It's me donna at June 15, 2021 01:14 PM (Zmnko

My money is on January of '23, so his handlers can give Harris ten (official) years. But that's only if - and it is a BIG "if" - the old wreck doesn't completely dissolve before then. It could happen anytime.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 01:19 PM (pfqSb)

==========

2035. Biden will be alive until 2035, and they will never push him out through the 25th Amendment.

He will run for re-election in 2024, and his loss will be hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 01:20 PM (LvTSG)

392 Maybe I'm being overly sensitive here but the repeated I'll get in trouble comments bother me deeply. Mainly because it doesn't sound like he's kidding at all. It sounds as if someone will do something to him in response.

Usually I am very sympathetic and empathetic toward people, especially more or less helpless people.

But Biden is a horrible person who has given his entire life over to doing horrific things and corrupting our entire nation, molesting children and abusing power.

My sympathy meter is pegged on 0 so hard the needle is bending.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 01:20 PM (KZzsI)

393 You know who else can't pronounce the letter L?
Posted by: Brian Taterintheback at June 15, 2021 01:04 PM


Come on...why you breakin' my bawws?

Posted by: Zombie Kim Jong Il at June 15, 2021 01:21 PM (m+jkK)

394 Maybe I'm being overly sensitive here but the repeated I'll get in trouble comments bother me deeply. Mainly because it doesn't sound like he's kidding at all. It sounds as if someone will do something to him in response.

I don't know, maybe it's just that I have, sadly, known people who have discovered that a family member was physically and emotionally abusing an elderly parent and it came out because of the parent saying I'll get in trouble over and over and the child finally asking how. And then badness was discovered.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 15, 2021 01:16 PM (mf5HN)



Couldn't happen to a more deserving asshole. He sold his soul for money and power. He's paying the piper now.

I hope his eternity is as deserved.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 01:21 PM (7Q7Ca)

395 Remember how the media went absolutely BONKERS about how this was a surefire indication of mental instability and brought on a cavalcade of various "professional neurologists" to tell us exactly how this was a Very Serious Thing and that we needed to give Trump the ol' Twenty-Five?

Good times.

Good times.
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 15, 2021 01:16 PM (q/kmn)


And we got weather reports proving there couldn't have been condensation on the ramp at that time of morning, a leather sole expert and ex-Florsheim Shoes employee, measurements of the angle of the ramp, the type of paint employed on the ramp, neurologists chiming in on dementia patients and lack of balance...

Now?
Is windy.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 15, 2021 01:21 PM (wAnMi)

396 Biden AGAIN Repeats Debunked Lie That His Great-Grandfather Was A 'Coal Miner'

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Well I been workin' in a coal mine
Goin' down, down
Workin' in a coal mine
Whew! About to slip down

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 15, 2021 01:21 PM (d9FiS)

397 The president of the United States has sever cognitive impairment
++++
A severed brain would actually explain rather a lot...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 01:21 PM (Jsjd7)

398 The affair, the kid diddling, and then becoming senator. She was married to the devil and knew it. That was no accident, it was attempted famlicide.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 15, 2021 01:15 PM (mlIiM)

-----------

But in "House of Cards," the guy who'se doing all this is a REPUBLICAN...

Does not compute.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 15, 2021 01:21 PM (q/kmn)

399 VP nominee must be approved by a majority in the House and in the Senate to become VP.
So the real question is does the Uniparty want president Kamel-toe.
If they do they want to get Biden out of office only AFTER the 2 year mark so Kamel-toe can get 10 years.

If they don't want her as President I presume they'd try to do something before the election. Sure...they are planning on fixing it, but I'm guessing they want to make sure not repeat 2016....
The problem with that is there is really no particular reason to boot her - compared to Biden she's clean. And her health seems fine.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2021 01:22 PM (DpkTQ)

400
Nah. If someone behind the scenes is beating the old man and making him sleep in a dog kennel when he messes up, that just makes the whole thing even funnier to me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 01:22 PM (pfqSb)

401 Sure hate to be the Commander, US Strategic Command these days.

I'd be doing a lot of gaming things out with the Navy War College.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 01:22 PM (u82oZ)

402 It would be amazing if Joe Biden finally got the thing he wanted most in life- to be president- only to be trapped in dementia hell, powerless and abused by staffers.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 15, 2021 01:22 PM (hcb9g)

403 362 Harris is looking down the barrel of a walk in the park.
Posted by: klaftern at June 15, 2021 01:13 PM (r4sI4)
----------------------------

She knows how to swallow hard and keep her mouth shut.

She'll come to no harm.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 15, 2021 01:22 PM (byI+W)

404 I hope his eternity is as deserved.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 01:21 PM (7Q7Ca)


The older I get, the more I genuinely hope we are all forgiven - even the worst of us.

Posted by: 496 at June 15, 2021 01:23 PM (U1eOr)

405 Nah. If someone behind the scenes is beating the old man and making him sleep in a dog kennel when he messes up, that just makes the whole thing even funnier to me.

****

fapfapfapfapfap

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 15, 2021 01:23 PM (/BX3R)

406
But in "House of Cards," the guy who'se doing all this is a REPUBLICAN...


Do you know Kevin Spacey has been accused of sexual assault be three young men? And that all of them are now dead, nominally via suicide?


Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2021 01:23 PM (DpkTQ)

407 Couldn't happen to a more deserving asshole. He sold his soul for money and power. He's paying the piper now.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 01:21 PM (7Q7Ca)

I can think of a few more deserving. Soros has a reserved seat at Satan's table.

But the list I have isn't that long.

Posted by: Bete at June 15, 2021 01:23 PM (Ojki1)

408 406 I hope his eternity is as deserved.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 01:21 PM (7Q7Ca)


The older I get, the more I genuinely hope we are all forgiven - even the worst of us.
Posted by: 496 at June 15, 2021 01:23 PM (U1eOr)

=========

Except for Todd.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 01:23 PM (LvTSG)

409 And we got weather reports proving there couldn't have been condensation on the ramp at that time of morning, a leather sole expert and ex-Florsheim Shoes employee, measurements of the angle of the ramp, the type of paint employed on the ramp, neurologists chiming in on dementia patients and lack of balance...

Now?
Is windy.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 15, 2021 01:21 PM (wAnMi)

-------

"He found a penny!"

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 15, 2021 01:23 PM (q/kmn)

410 Oh dear. I wonder what it portends when the US President has become merely a figurehead like some monarchs are.

Posted by: Emmie at June 15, 2021 01:23 PM (tcsxg)

411 How many people did Biden similarly mentally abuse during his life? I'm betting a lot. I don't rule out being a pedo either.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 01:23 PM (2DOZq)

412 I increasingly like the "Boston Phone Book" idea for selecting government officials. I propose a modifier, though: only hot chicks should be sent on foreign missions. They can't foul things up worse than the professionals, and at least they're nice to look at.

I nominate this booty-licious, busty redhead in a tight ribbed dress for Secretary of State:
https://is.gd/Cno8NF

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 01:24 PM (Jsjd7)

413 Remember how they used to say Trump was mentally unstable and needed to be 25th'd?

Yeah, good times.

This fucktard is ACTULLY losing his mind in front of the WORLD and ......

*crickets*

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 01:24 PM (7Q7Ca)

414 >>We are going to be damned lucky if a mushroom cloud doesn't pop up somewhere.


Eh, don't you wonder if something big breaking down and/or getting downed by a "ransomware" attack almost every week is the path they've chosen? Like a cat playing with its captive mouse, just f'ing with us. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2021 01:24 PM (bDqIh)

415 It was a setup.
Jon was the chosen one to break the news.
Posted by: Braenyard

Most likely.
==
its a signal to the zombies that its now okay to think this way. The problem with a zombie army is that once you program them a certain way, its hard to turn them off or around. They tend to just keep going in the original direction you set them off in. It is a sign that the string pullers have made a decision to adjust tactics.
Posted by: simplemind at June 15, 2021 12:52 PM (uI++f)

Like when it was announced that Comey was fired on Colbert's show, and the audience clapped and cheered?
He had to remind them that OrangeManBad was the real enemy, and Comey was now an innocent victim.

His trained seals (audience) came around by the commercial break.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 15, 2021 01:24 PM (z79tQ)

416 from Lifezette

Putin Just Accused US Govt. of Assassinating Ashli Babbitt, Demands to Know Who Ordered Her Killing...
Guppy Joe Biden is swimming into very dangerous waters with Shark Putin...


Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 01:24 PM (9VFzC)

417 Mitch will vote for anyone KumHola nominated as her VP.

If we don't #VoteHarder in '22 - and I do not think we will - the I fully expect Mitch and friends to join the Dems and crash this thing out of spite.

Posted by: East of Omaha at June 15, 2021 01:24 PM (uVmqw)

418 500 Quatloos that Putin's senior military advisor pulls his American counterpart aside and asks "WTF Comrade?"

Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2021 01:24 PM (axyOa)

419 Except for Todd.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 01:23 PM (LvTSG)



Awwww chickenshit... Ok, even the Irish!

Posted by: 496 at June 15, 2021 01:24 PM (U1eOr)

420 Totally laughter. This situation is what it is... and that's a very bad thing. But we can't change it. So, look on the bright side: unlike that dour, boring stick-in-the-mud Obama, Biden is a walking comedy routine, and a damned good one. Just enjoy what you can.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 01:13 PM (pfqSb)
++++
This is my take. I am reminded of King of the Kill. "Bobby, sometimes life is like a tire fire. Nothin' to do but grab a beer and watch it burn."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 01:24 PM (Jsjd7)

421 Biden AGAIN Repeats Debunked Lie That His Great-Grandfather Was A 'Coal Miner'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 15, 2021 01:21 PM (d9FiS)

Its his truth man!

Posted by: MSM at June 15, 2021 01:25 PM (Ojki1)

422 419 Mitch will vote for anyone KumHola nominated as her VP.

If we don't #VoteHarder in '22 - and I do not think we will - the I fully expect Mitch and friends to join the Dems and crash this thing out of spite.
Posted by: East of Omaha at June 15, 2021 01:24 PM (uVmqw)

==========

GOP's getting record breaking fundraising.

Yes, #VoteHarder is going to happen. It's Red v Blue already for most people. Better come to terms with that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 01:25 PM (LvTSG)

423 What is occurring in front of our eyes is not elder abuse. Elder abuse is when an individual or small number of people manipulate a vulnerable elder, often for financial gain. It generally has a physical and mental torture aspect. I dealt with that from some siblings. What we are watching is utter, abject and complete evil. This is being conducted at the organizational level. These are soulless people, IMO.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * nanos gigantum humeris insidentes at June 15, 2021 01:25 PM (TqEer)

424 I have no sympathy for the senile old bastard.. He is a mean criminal greedy person who I hope roasts in hell for what he has done

Posted by: It's me donna at June 15, 2021 01:25 PM (Zmnko)

425 I'd be doing a lot of gaming things out with the Navy War College.
Ok, so today's test run will be if the president asks us to attack both the country of Georgia and the state of Georgia at the same time.

[mumbled question] Why yes, this is a real scenario the Sec Def told us we need to come up with a plan for.

Posted by: Some War Gamer at June 15, 2021 01:25 PM (DpkTQ)

426 Joe Biden and Adriano Celantano should collaborate on their wordsmithing.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 15, 2021 01:25 PM (tcamx)

427
The idea that Republican Shits would deny a "historic" colored woman peoples to be the "first" "historic" vp is silly.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 01:25 PM (F3cVw)

428 "[...] Biden is more and more flummoxed by the letter "L.""

Well, stereotypically, so are his owners.

Posted by: aelfheld at June 15, 2021 01:25 PM (Zy9Yy)

429
Or deny a "historic" fag vp, I meant.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 01:26 PM (F3cVw)

430 Kamala is an Obama cartel pick. I believe they have a beef with the Clinton cartel. That's why I do not think Hillary would be a choice.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 01:26 PM (2DOZq)

431 Do you know Kevin Spacey has been accused of sexual assault be three young men? And that all of them are now dead, nominally via suicide?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2021 01:23 PM (DpkTQ)

That might be the case, but the actor that got the ball rolling in the first place - Anthony Rapp - is very much alive.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 15, 2021 01:26 PM (2LoZM)

432 Putin Just Accused US Govt. of Assassinating Ashli Babbitt, Demands to Know Who Ordered Her Killing...
I mean he's not wrong here.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2021 01:26 PM (DpkTQ)

433 Joe killed his wife because Jill had the drive to get him to the presidency. He didn't want some housewife with 3 kids.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 15, 2021 01:26 PM (hcb9g)

434 Makes no difference who is in the Office.
The assumed President will be a proxy for the owners.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 15, 2021 01:26 PM (byI+W)

435 2035. Biden will be alive until 2035, and they will never push him out through the 25th Amendment.



He will run for re-election in 2024, and his loss will be hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 01:20 PM

Yep. The media will continue to prop him up and act like nothing is wrong.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 15, 2021 01:26 PM (JUOKG)

436 I nominate this booty-licious, busty redhead in a tight ribbed dress for Secretary of State:
https://is.gd/Cno8NF
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 01:24 PM


I would discuss foreign policy with her.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 15, 2021 01:26 PM (m+jkK)

437 I don't know, maybe it's just that I have, sadly, known people who have discovered that a family member was physically and emotionally abusing an elderly parent and it came out because of the parent saying I'll get in trouble over and over and the child finally asking how. And then badness was discovered.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 15, 2021 01:16 PM (mf5HN)


A human being I'd be concerned about. This evil shit? The only thing that makes me sad is he doesn't remember all of it. Of course this is elder abuse. They're drugging the guy up all day every day for crying out loud, then propping him up and making him perform for them. I hope they fucking beat him with a switch too. He's inflicted the same amount of pain on people who didn't deserve it, including children.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 15, 2021 01:26 PM (wAnMi)

438

As Kamalaho's hubby, I can assure you she no longer sucks let alone swallows!

*sob*

Posted by: Doug, Self-Gasser at June 15, 2021 01:27 PM (ND961)

439 The "I'll get in trouble" comments from rezident retard are probably what the Democrat operatives that are actually calling the shots told him would happen if he strayed off message. Threats to his family perhaps? Perversely, would the deep state have DOCTOR Jill or Hunter (or both wacked?) At least we'd know who was running this retard then.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 15, 2021 01:27 PM (3H9h1)

440 He constantly repeats, "I'm going to get into trouble" over this or for saying that or by not doing what he is told.

It's a regular occurrence and no longer a folksy expression.

There is something to it.

There is mental elder abuse.

Posted by: Anchorman at June 15, 2021 01:27 PM (Ne2f1)

441 Sure hate to be the Commander, US Strategic Command these days.


Watching India very closely...

Posted by: Jean at June 15, 2021 01:28 PM (BFoPz)

442 Perversely, would the deep state have DOCTOR Jill or Hunter (or both wacked?)

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If it would be politically advantageous to do that? Absolutely, no question.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 01:28 PM (pfqSb)

443 Putin Just Accused US Govt. of Assassinating Ashli Babbitt, Demands to Know Who Ordered Her Killing...
Guppy Joe Biden is swimming into very dangerous waters with Shark Putin...
===
the left has destroyed its ability to use diplomacy or statecraft on the international stage. By indicting their own Country of racism, etc etc. Now all any other country has to say is: "I'm rubber your glue, what bounces off me, sticks to you". No leftist President can ever have moral authority on the world stage again, because their own words convict them of hypocrisy.

Posted by: simplemind at June 15, 2021 01:28 PM (IPy6f)

444 Do you know Kevin Spacey has been accused of sexual
assault be three young men? And that all of them are now dead, nominally
via suicide?






Posted by: 18-1


Suicides among gays is, well, no where high enough.
"Hello hell? Table for one..."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 15, 2021 01:28 PM (qzQoE)

445 418 from Lifezette Putin Just Accused US Govt. of Assassinating Ashli Babbitt, Demands to Know Who Ordered Her Killing...
---
Excellent. I hope Putin rams this up Puddinhead's ass for about 24 hours straight.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 15, 2021 01:28 PM (sWM8x)

446 Do you know Kevin Spacey has been accused of sexual assault be three young men? And that all of them are now dead, nominally via suicide?


Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2021 01:23 PM (DpkTQ)

---------

Yep. Just like Clinton. BUT A REPUBLICAN!

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 15, 2021 01:28 PM (q/kmn)

447 I nominate this booty-licious, busty redhead in a tight ribbed dress for Secretary of State:

And I stand to represent all of Morondom to second your nomination. Hubba hubba hubba.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 15, 2021 01:29 PM (HaL55)

448 What's really funny is Bob at NSA is getting all this down and isn't going to do nuttin because he agrees with us. Guy has a job and a mortgage and can see what the future brings.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at June 15, 2021 01:29 PM (I58tH)

449 Putin Just Accused US Govt. of Assassinating Ashli Babbitt, Demands to Know Who Ordered Her Killing...
Guppy Joe Biden is swimming into very dangerous waters with Shark Putin...
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 01:24 PM (9VFzC)
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It is too laugh. I wonder if Putin is having fun. He's probably having fun.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 01:29 PM (Jsjd7)

450 There is mental elder abuse.
==
They aren't beating him.

They aren't letting him have his ice cream, or nap if he doesn't perform.

Posted by: simplemind at June 15, 2021 01:29 PM (IPy6f)

451 445 Putin Just Accused US Govt. of Assassinating Ashli Babbitt, Demands to Know Who Ordered Her Killing...
Guppy Joe Biden is swimming into very dangerous waters with Shark Putin...
===
the left has destroyed its ability to use diplomacy or statecraft on the international stage. By indicting their own Country of racism, etc etc. Now all any other country has to say is: "I'm rubber your glue, what bounces off me, sticks to you". No leftist President can ever have moral authority on the world stage again, because their own words convict them of hypocrisy.
Posted by: simplemind at June 15, 2021 01:28 PM (IPy6f)

Putin is going to say everything republicans should be shouting.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2021 01:29 PM (KbCG3)

452 @418

As I've said numerous times, Russia has largely been a MIC/Deep State MacGuffin for going on 30 years, it looks like Putin is getting sick and tired of US Presidents, save Trump, getting all lippy and chesty at his countries expense.

Theirs a reason The Meat Puppet is doing a solo new conference, could you imagine the contrast if they had a joint press conference?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 15, 2021 01:29 PM (qmgN2)

453
I can't wait for the Putin thing. That's potentially gonna be *awesome.* I hope he has something dramatic planned for our fake President.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 01:30 PM (pfqSb)

454 > If it would be politically advantageous to do that? Absolutely, no question.

Yup. I think it's highly likely *biden's leash is very, very short.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 15, 2021 01:30 PM (3H9h1)

455 New thread - Georgia election issues

Posted by: gdgm+ at June 15, 2021 01:30 PM (HyPy9)

456 Joe is terrible at his job and Kamala will be worse, but we'll need a new word for beyond-terrible to describe how Nanzi would perform as POTUS. More senile than Joe, with less diplomatic skill than Kamala...

Posted by: Gref at June 15, 2021 01:30 PM (AMIL/)

457 Nood. The Night The Lights Went Back On In Georgia.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 15, 2021 01:30 PM (2LoZM)

458 That's an interesting question. If Jill or Kamala were physically abusing Joe, would the Secret Service step in?

SS seem to be trained to ignore a whole lot of shit that LEOs aren't supposed to ignore, including crimes against the American people.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 01:30 PM (YYlyE)

459 Serious Catholic Joe is reaching the point where he will be incapable of rational repentance

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 15, 2021 01:31 PM (Tu05m)

460 I can't wait for the Putin thing. That's potentially gonna be *awesome.* I hope he has something dramatic planned for our fake President.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 01:30 PM (pfqSb)
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I bet that if Putin challenged Biden to a cage match, Biden would take him up on - enthusiastically and emphatically - before his handlers could intervene. Biden's always been belligerent and aggressive.

I doubt that is going to happen, but if it does I'm going to buy the PPV at any price.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 01:31 PM (Jsjd7)

461 It is too laugh. I wonder if Putin is having fun. He's probably having fun.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Like playing poker with a rich down syndrome person.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 15, 2021 01:31 PM (qzQoE)

462 You can't root for Putin, right? That would be bad. But he's going to kick Joe's demented ass.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 15, 2021 01:31 PM (oWBc3)

463 This is my take. I am reminded of King of the Kill. "Bobby, sometimes life is like a tire fire. Nothin' to do but grab a beer and watch it burn."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 01:24 PM (Jsjd

I really miss KOTH.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 01:32 PM (2DOZq)

464 His trained seals (audience) came around by the commercial break.

That was one of the most jaw dropping examples of NPC behavior in the left I've ever seen, and there's been a lot. I simply could not believe people would be that mindlessly obedient and sycophantic.

People ask sometimes "how could it have gotten so bad in Germany?"

This. This is how.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 01:32 PM (KZzsI)

465 Putin has asked NBC News who ordered the assassination of Ashli Babbitt. That's how you do it, GOP cowards.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 01:32 PM (y7DUB)

466 Putin Just Accused US Govt. of Assassinating Ashli Babbitt, Demands to Know Who Ordered Her Killing...

This should be good. Brb, making popcorn...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 15, 2021 01:32 PM (HaL55)

467 Putin is going to say everything republicans should be shouting.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2021 01:29 PM (KbCG3)


Except Putin actually has balls. He's going to play Biden like a cheap kazoo, and the media will be doing summersaults trying to cover up everything that was said. I'm sure he's as happy as the rest of the EU that this clown is supposed to be in charge, and I think they're all well aware as to how to deal with a proxy figurehead.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 15, 2021 01:32 PM (wAnMi)

468 I'm at the pub watching a fit young woman doing yoga poses involving a pint of beer.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 15, 2021 01:33 PM (Tu05m)

469 Putin is going to say everything republicans should be shouting.
==
political prisoners held indefinitely without trial, next up. . .

Posted by: simplemind at June 15, 2021 01:33 PM (IPy6f)

470 Biden AGAIN Repeats Debunked Lie That His Great-Grandfather Was A 'Coal Miner' And Biden Is A Coal-Miners Daughter

Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2021 01:33 PM (RHGPo)

471 I'm at the pub watching a fit young woman doing yoga poses involving a pint of beer.
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you must, surely, have your cellphone video working?

Posted by: think like a moron at June 15, 2021 01:33 PM (IPy6f)

472 bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin

It our Google file we should worry about.

The CIA and Google are close, and do not support Americans.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 01:34 PM (u82oZ)

473 Like playing poker with a rich down syndrome person.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 15, 2021 01:31 PM (qzQoE)


Down synd... Oh! You mean a retard!

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at June 15, 2021 01:34 PM (wAnMi)

474 Biden's dad was a cold money miner mining car buyer's money.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 15, 2021 01:35 PM (byI+W)

475 Biden AGAIN Repeats Debunked Lie That His Great-Grandfather Was A 'Coal Miner' And Biden Is A Coal-Miners Daughter
===
to be fair, its not a lie if he thinks its true. And the reality is that by now, he thinks his bullshit is reality.

Posted by: George Costanza philosophy student at June 15, 2021 01:35 PM (IPy6f)

476 That there is a real strong leader. /s

Posted by: creeper at June 15, 2021 01:36 PM (XxJt1)

477 Does Joe think he's Loretta Lynn?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 15, 2021 01:37 PM (Tu05m)

478 Putin will leak the cops name on live tv

Posted by: Jean at June 15, 2021 01:37 PM (BFoPz)

479 Putin has asked NBC News who ordered the assassination of Ashli Babbitt. That's how you do it, GOP cowards.
==
My bet was that it was either Chuck Schumer or Pelosi, standing behind the trigger puller, calling the shot. Day of event.

Posted by: simplemind at June 15, 2021 01:37 PM (IPy6f)

480 What are the chances the AZ audit drops while pudding head and Putin are meeting

Posted by: Jean at June 15, 2021 01:39 PM (BFoPz)

481 It's almost like they're rubbing it in our faces. "Look at ol' Demented Joe! He's your president and you can do nothing about it!"


Posted by: soulpile at June 15, 2021 01:39 PM (hiX0r)

482 It sucks when Putin is in a position to help us more than our own president*.

Posted by: pawn at June 15, 2021 01:39 PM (Hlxwk)

483
My bet was that it was either Chuck Schumer or Pelosi, standing behind the trigger puller, calling the shot. Day of event.
Posted by: simplemind

House side, Nancy screaming in a panic

Posted by: Jean at June 15, 2021 01:39 PM (BFoPz)

484 Hey Fat, great grandpa Joe was a Bitcoin miner and those sumbitches were really hard to find in those days, I tell ya!

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 15, 2021 01:40 PM (oWBc3)

485 Ok, so today's test run will be if the president asks us to attack both the country of Georgia and the state of Georgia at the same time.



What did the country of Georgia do to us?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 01:41 PM (T2Zv1)

486 Anyone think Kumswallow could win a national election without resorting to MASSIVE, IN YOUR FACE fraud? I don't see it...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 15, 2021 01:44 PM (flINI)

487 390 You know that encapsulated package the Prez gets, with the codes for the
nuclear football? They gave JoJo Waterhead a Tops Bob Uecker rookie
card, rated 4.3.

that's the same as the combination on my luggage.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 15, 2021 01:48 PM (sGtp+)

488 The use of filler words one uses as he composes his thoughts is a normal thing. The magnitude of the dead-air-filling flotsam during the formulation of every basic sentence the Joe struggles to put together is enough to make Guam tip over.

Posted by: red speck at June 15, 2021 01:54 PM (gS3OW)

489 You all are not so naive to believe that colbert didn't know exactly what stewart was going to say beforehand, right?

I think we're being played.
Who better to break open the story of china being culpable (for whatever reasons; we'll find out later) than a couple of left wing media "influencers?"
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 12:47 PM (F3cVw)

Big Brother is shifting from "We have always been at war with Eurasia" to "We have always been at war with EastAsia". Some of the duller leftists aren't going with the new program quickly enough so they brought out Stewart to spell it out.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2021 01:57 PM (eoQWY)

490 Putin Just Accused US Govt. of Assassinating Ashli Babbitt, Demands to Know Who Ordered Her Killing...
Guppy Joe Biden is swimming into very dangerous waters with Shark Putin...
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 01:24 PM (9VFzC)
++++
It is too laugh. I wonder if Putin is having fun. He's probably having fun.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 01:29 PM (Jsjd7)

Its amusing to put the foot in, but I think he is worried about the destabilizing feature of having an incompetent person in charge of the US and a bunch of commies backing him up.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2021 02:00 PM (eoQWY)

491 come on, it's supposed to be folksy, folks! Like when a CEO says he works for his secretary. It's disarming and endearing. Damn you people for your lack of comedic aptitude.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 15, 2021 02:53 PM (6xB7X)

492 Yes, #VoteHarder is going to happen. It's Red v Blue already for most people. Better come to terms with that.

Its nothing new to me. The same old voices will cry like rats eating onions at the next betrayal. I'll point out how the pattern never changes. And the same folks will just scream #VoteHarder louder.

I come here for the conversation - but I have no illusions. Politics never changes. Neither do those that find meaning in it. I am a free agent. No - I have no team. On the plus side - I would not trust anyone playing for either of these crews.

Posted by: East of Omaha at June 15, 2021 03:32 PM (uVmqw)

493 Relax, Joe. You're a bought-and-paid-for child molester who is too stupid to even be good at being corrupt, and they frauded you into the Presidency anyways. I doubt there is anything you could say that would get you in trouble, considering what you are already getting away with.

Posted by: Anotheranon at June 15, 2021 03:38 PM (8Ze5j)

494 Have you ever seen a hostage video?
You know, the ones where a captive is put before a video camera and forced to say exactly what he's been told to say and not go off script by even one word or face severe punishment?
If you've ever watched "President" Biden speak in public, you have.

Posted by: jbspry at June 15, 2021 05:44 PM (ATe9j)

495 Watch Joe speak when he is pressured, First he sneers, then he starts rocking back and forth slowly, then he mumbles is almost incoherent, then he laughs and shuts up walks away.

Body language experts need to cover this tic.

Posted by: obsidian at June 17, 2021 09:13 AM (7+yqP)

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