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*** The New York Times has finally deleted its claim that the Babylon Bee is a "right wing misinformation site that disguises disinformation as satire" or whatever.
— Logan Hall (@loganclarkhall) June 14, 2021 Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Love the snake.. LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2021 04:52 PM (Zmnko) 2
My sister was once swallowed by a whale.
Posted by: f'd at June 14, 2021 04:53 PM (Tnijr) 3
biden the invalid Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 04:54 PM (4rYv4) 4
That Babylon Bee headline about the sweat shop boy making rainbow merchandise is quite good.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2021 04:54 PM (k39e/) 5
People in Wisconsin can see that Rockton chemical fire. I don't know when they're going to get it under control. It's massive and scary.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 14, 2021 04:55 PM (45fpk) Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 04:55 PM (csEWM) 7
There was a 5 foot black snake in our yard yesterday. The cats were checking it out but they didn't try to catch it.
Posted by: f'd at June 14, 2021 04:56 PM (Tnijr) 8
If it's not a poisonous snake it's probably good to have around.
Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2021 04:56 PM (Cxk7w) 9
Awww.. read the content... hangs head in shame..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 14, 2021 04:56 PM (CjFDo) 10
Red next to yellow can kill a feller,
something something... Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 04:55 PM (csEWM) Red against black, RACIST!!! Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 14, 2021 04:57 PM (k/TB6) 11
New York is indeed shitty.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 04:57 PM (II3Gr) 12
White Supremacist forced a black man to kill people. Or something.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 14, 2021 04:57 PM (XwlQP) 13
That star wars meme made me laugh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at June 14, 2021 04:57 PM (LvTSG) Posted by: grammie winger at June 14, 2021 04:57 PM (45fpk) 15
There was a 5 foot black snake in our yard yesterday. The cats were checking it out but they didn't try to catch it.
Posted by: f'd at June 14, 2021 04:56 PM (Tnijr) King. Gopher or Corn Snake probably. Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 14, 2021 04:58 PM (k/TB6) 16
That's the US federal govt hacking and sabotaging all these places. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 04:58 PM (4rYv4) 17
In 2021 Atlanta has overtaken Chicago as the most violent per capita. Bookmark WSB or other ATL local news sites for the daily violence in "the good parts" of Atlanta.
It's bad... considering never leaving the beach. And on that note, gotta get ready for Oysters and Beer with gf and friends. Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 14, 2021 04:58 PM (N0mP0) 18
But the Austin Statesman refuses to publish the BOLO description provided by the police -- because it "perpetrates negative stereotypes."
It's not a stereotype if it's the truth. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2021 04:58 PM (At5qb) 19
Did the whale have a Titleist in its blowhole?
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 14, 2021 04:58 PM (XwlQP) 20
I've been reading: Chicoms have another leak going on, this one at nuclear power plant. It's part owned by some French outfit, and they issued an urgent warning to the US govt: The situation is an imminent radiological threat to the site and to the public and Framatome urgently requests permission to transfer technical data and assistance as may be necessary to return the plant to normal operation. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2021 04:58 PM (Mzdiz) 21
Diver swallowed whole by humpback whale -- and then spat out after 30 seconds
saved by axe body spray Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 14, 2021 04:58 PM (v3pYe) 22
Heh. Jim Treacher is broke and begging for sheckels from strangers on the internet.
His audience is now more selective than Spinal Tap during their "Jazz Odyssey" phase. If it wasn't for Insty giving him a Treacharound every couple of days, he'd have nothing. And that's what the traitor fuckwad deserves. Nothing. Stay Broke, asshole. Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 04:58 PM (Bmy3R) 23
15 There was a 5 foot black snake in our yard yesterday. The cats were checking it out but they didn't try to catch it.
Posted by: f'd at June 14, 2021 04:56 PM (Tnijr) King. Gopher or Corn Snake probably. Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 14, 2021 04:58 PM (k/TB6) That guy from Full Metal Jacket. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 04:58 PM (csEWM) 24
It'll be interesting, to say the least, when the *hackers shut down the sewage treatment plants in NYC for, say, a month.
* and by hackers, I mean China. Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 14, 2021 04:58 PM (3H9h1) Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 14, 2021 04:59 PM (3H9h1) 26
I think I saw the video of the kid twerking and the awful adults around her cheering it on. I don't want to watch it again.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2021 04:59 PM (k39e/) 27
Hole E Crap Grammy, your right
https://www.mystateline.com/ news/local news/crews battling-fire-at-rockton manufacturing-plant Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2021 04:59 PM (Cxk7w) Posted by: The Barrel at June 14, 2021 04:59 PM (csEWM) 29
Michael Malice is on the Jordan Petersen podcast and there is a luttle debate.
I like Malice but he is quick with libertarian tropes. Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 14, 2021 04:59 PM (ww0fg) 30
Austin POC mass shooter vanishes down conveniently placed memory hole! Just like that. SAY HIS NAME. Uh, no, that tends to stick with people and disprove our propaganda. Besides, we want "gun violence," not "feral thugs peddling drugs" to be what people think of...
- Austin City Council Posted by: No Longer Amused at June 14, 2021 04:59 PM (EnUOw) 31
I like quick hits!
Posted by: scottst at June 14, 2021 05:00 PM (nQQBG) 32
Volatile chemicals stored in summer heat blow up? Hmmmm. Dripping liquid volatile chemicals can, under certain conditions, build up static changes and can ignite.
Remember that welding gas production company in St. Louis several years ago? Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2021 05:00 PM (gmo/4) 33
Chris Wallace = guber.
Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 05:00 PM (V13WU) 34
I'm anti youngling and I vote.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 14, 2021 05:00 PM (ww0fg) 35
Chicoms say there is no problem at that reactor. Radiation levels are below limits. Only problem is, they keep raising the "safe limit". China is asshoe. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2021 05:00 PM (Mzdiz) 36
sigh. my turn in the barrel, i guess.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 14, 2021 05:01 PM (v3pYe) Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 14, 2021 05:01 PM (yQpMk) 38
And on that note, gotta get ready for Oysters and Beer with gf and friends.
=== But...the month does not have "R" in it.... Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 05:01 PM (V13WU) 39
funny clip from Peep Show about the old black and yeller/red and black snake mnemonic
https://youtu.be/EERaK5wEHQ4?t=208 Posted by: ace the wax-shamer at June 14, 2021 05:02 PM (0G13K) 40
China may be asshoe but they are the asshoe that owns our govt.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 14, 2021 05:02 PM (XwlQP) 41
That's no garter snake, it's an Australian Black Mambo. Cousin to the Black Samba and Black Tango. Avoid unless you have rhythm.
Posted by: pep at June 14, 2021 05:02 PM (v16oJ) 42
Chris Wallace, top anchor at supposedly "fair and balanced" Fox, again lays the blame for the suppression of the lab leak hypothesis fact at the feet of the Trump administration.
Everyone knew this was coming. Its their only real defense, to claim that it was all Trump's fault. Remember: a key of being a leftist is to be able to comfortably hold two contradictory ideas at the same time to be absolutely true. Trump can both be guilty of endangering the nation while Fauci is perfectly just and honest about all he says. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 05:02 PM (KZzsI) 43
Malice was on with the Babylon Bee editors. That was a fun one.
Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 05:03 PM (V13WU) 44
The manliest Tater in the whole wide world:
Apparently, the thought of looking something up had not occurred to him. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 05:03 PM (HaL55) 45
Eastern Black Rat snake?
Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2021 05:03 PM (gmo/4) 46
34 I'm anti youngling and I vote.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 14, 2021 05:00 PM (ww0fg) So was Darth Vader. Posted by: The Barrel at June 14, 2021 05:03 PM (csEWM) 47
People in Wisconsin can see that Rockton chemical fire. I don't know when they're going to get it under control. It's massive and scary.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 14, 2021 04:55 PM (45fpk) There was someone on this morning, can't remember who, who said he lived about 10 miles away. I wonder if he got evacuated. Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 05:03 PM (Ez6QX) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 05:04 PM (KZzsI) 49
Apparently, the thought of looking something up had not occurred to him.
This is how his generation looks things up: whines on twitter. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 05:04 PM (KZzsI) 50
There was someone on this morning, can't remember who, who said he lived about 10 miles away. I wonder if he got evacuated.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 05:03 PM (Ez6QX) I hope so. It's like nothing I've ever seen. Posted by: grammie winger at June 14, 2021 05:04 PM (45fpk) 51
If the French were not involved with that nuke reactor, we would not have found out that is was critical and about to blow up.
Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 05:05 PM (V13WU) 52
And that's why shithole cities such as Austin should have seperate Electoral College votes to keep them from dragging down the rest of the state. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 05:05 PM (4rYv4) 53
There was a 5 foot black snake in our yard yesterday. The cats were checking it out but they didn't try to catch it.
Posted by: f' you in alabama? Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 05:05 PM (GRWEX) 54
It's deja vu all over again.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 05:05 PM (TvHck) 55
If Tater and David Hogg were in the same room together, would there be an estrogen singularity?
Posted by: pep at June 14, 2021 05:05 PM (v16oJ) 56
I hope so. It's like nothing I've ever seen.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 14, 2021 05:04 PM (45fpk) On the plus side- at least it is not the Halifax Incident. Posted by: The Barrel at June 14, 2021 05:06 PM (csEWM) Posted by: Jim Brown at June 14, 2021 05:06 PM (sWM8x) 58
LOL!. The Treacher Begging thread at Insty brings teh funneh:
Mack Bonham 26 minutes ago It's important to support people who's work you value and he's really not talking about a lot of money. So I just donated $50. I donated it to Ace of Spades of course, Treacher can starve in a homeless shelter for all I care. Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 05:06 PM (Bmy3R) 59
Atlanta has overtaken Chicago as the most violent per capita.
- A neighbor was bitching on Nextdoor about the decline in civility in the forum and in real life. BLM and Antifa are lionized by the MSM and their bad conduct excused. And shockingly civility is declining. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 05:06 PM (d9FiS) 60
That's no garter snake, it's an Australian Black Mambo. Cousin to the Black Samba and Black Tango. Avoid unless you have rhythm.
Posted by: pep They taste pretty good with some salsa. Posted by: Miklos, quasi-omnivore at June 14, 2021 05:06 PM (QzkSJ) 61
On the plus side- at least it is not the Halifax Incident.
I'd cite the Black Tom explosion, but I don't want to contribute to stereotypes. Posted by: pep at June 14, 2021 05:06 PM (v16oJ) 62
I can offer you some ARVN rifles. Never fired and only dropped once.
Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2021 05:07 PM (gmo/4) 63
I guess investigstive reporting is now one of those jobs that Americans won't do.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at June 14, 2021 05:07 PM (0QYMt) 64
Paragons of masculinity these leftists are ... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! A cicada struck me! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! A garter snake is on my sidewalk! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 14, 2021 05:08 PM (pNxlR) 65
Lattes in Atlanta crime spree is a cashier was shot and killed by a customer she told to put on a mask. Shooter and security guard also were shot.
MSM is going to try to propagandize this story. Nothing is know about the identities yet but from what I know of the area it is very doubtful the shooter was a white nationalist and the story will be killed after shooter is identified. Silver lining is it could be the end of people telling you to put on a mask. Posted by: Ripley at June 14, 2021 05:09 PM (MxEKc) 66
>>>Apparently, the thought of looking something up had not occurred to him.
here's the thing: He was never even told the yellow and red/red and black rhyme, so he didn't know what to look up. Honestly, I'd forgotten which the bad one and which the safe one was, but I know there is a saying, so I could look it up in two seconds. this asshole obviously had no idea that there was a saying about snakes. Posted by: ace the wax-shamer at June 14, 2021 05:09 PM (0G13K) 67
If the French were not involved with that nuke reactor, we would not have found out that is was critical and about to blow up.
Posted by: runner The French also built the Wuhan lab. Posted by: Miklos, out-pointing at June 14, 2021 05:09 PM (QzkSJ) 68
Next up will be a massive "data breach" by "russian hackers" stealing millions of Americans' personal information. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 05:09 PM (4rYv4) 69
Red Touch Yellow - Kills a Fellow
Red Touch Black - Venom Lack Yellow Touches Red - Soon You'll Be Dead Red Touches Black - Friend of Jack From something I found on the internet. It must be true. Posted by: The Barrel at June 14, 2021 05:09 PM (csEWM) 70
Like the commenter said this morning, I wish someone had been there with a mic to hear the scream Triangle Head gave off when the cicada landed on him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 05:09 PM (KZzsI) 71
We always had garter snakes around the yard when I was growing up. My brother used to catch them (including a pregnant one that gave birth while living in an empty fish tank).
My wife and I also once came upon a large mass of garter snakes while walking through a park. It seemed it was mating season. It was quite the sight! Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 14, 2021 05:10 PM (CAJOC) 72
If Tater and David Hogg were in the same room together, would there be an estrogen singularity? Posted by: pep It goes without saying that at least they'd cuddle. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 14, 2021 05:10 PM (pNxlR) 73
>>>I donated it to Ace of Spades of course, Treacher can starve in a homeless shelter for all I care.
thank you very much. I'd make fun of Treacher, but it's a fate I don't wish to tempt. Posted by: ace the wax-shamer at June 14, 2021 05:10 PM (0G13K) 74
If Trump and Pompeo had dared to pressure China over the Wuhan plague it created, they would have been royally roasted by...Chris Wallace.
Posted by: Caliban at June 14, 2021 05:10 PM (HgGBT) Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 14, 2021 05:10 PM (3kz7u) 76
we had a fire like that one at a tortilla manufacturing plant a few years ago. scary stuff.
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at June 14, 2021 05:10 PM (LXYnY) 77
Trump didn't try hard enough to keep me from lying!
Posted by: Li'l Pissy Chrissy Wallace at June 14, 2021 05:10 PM (d9FiS) 78
Red Touch Yellow - Kills a Fellow
Red Touch Black - Venom Lack Yellow Touches Red - Soon You'll Be Dead Red Touches Black - Friend of Jack Toobin touches self - thinks about MILF Posted by: pep at June 14, 2021 05:11 PM (v16oJ) 79
thank you very much.
I'd make fun of Treacher, but it's a fate I don't wish to tempt. Posted by: ace the wax-shamer at June 14, 2021 05:10 PM (0G13K) There's always ewok-porn on OnlyFans. Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 14, 2021 05:11 PM (jOcSX) 80
thank you very much.
I'd make fun of Treacher, but it's a fate I don't wish to tempt. Posted by: ace the wax-shamer at June 14, 2021 05:10 PM (0G13K) Becoming a neverTrump asshat? Have you felt the need to start wearing a fedora as well as the messenger bag? This will help us gauge your progression. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 05:11 PM (csEWM) Posted by: ace the wax-shamer at June 14, 2021 05:12 PM (0G13K) 82
btw, isn't that so typical of some young-ish "man" today who owns a "farmhouse?" And wants everyone to know its a "farmhouse," so he says "farmhouse" at every chance. Also, do you know what farmers call their houses? Houses. Farmers don't say "farmhouse." Only assholes say "farmhouse." Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 05:12 PM (eZG8/) 83
here's the thing: He was never even told the yellow and red/red and black rhyme, so he didn't know what to look up. That snake has stripes. The red / yellow / black mnemonic refers to snakes that have longitudinal bands. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 14, 2021 05:12 PM (pNxlR) 84
Toobin touches self - thinks about MILF
Posted by: pep at June 14, 2021 05:11 PM (v16oJ) That's probably a LOT more wholesome than Toobin's kinks. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 05:12 PM (csEWM) Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at June 14, 2021 05:13 PM (3DZIZ) 86
>>>The red / yellow / black mnemonic refers to snakes that have longitudinal bands.
lol i didn't even notice, i just assumed they were bands Posted by: ace the wax-shamer at June 14, 2021 05:13 PM (0G13K) 87
85 >>>>biden the invalid
This statement is true with either pronunciation of "invalid". Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at June 14, 2021 05:13 PM (3DZIZ) *golfclap* Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 05:13 PM (csEWM) 88
Rat snake. Georgia. #2 son said there were 2.
Posted by: f'd at June 14, 2021 05:13 PM (Tnijr) 89
Prairie Rattlesnakes are brown and gray. Is there a saying about those colors?
Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at June 14, 2021 05:13 PM (rw1l7) 90
Farmers don't say "farmhouse."
Only assholes say "farmhouse." Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue Should ask Martini Farmer Posted by: Miklos, having what he's having at June 14, 2021 05:14 PM (QzkSJ) 91
??? How many times did President Trump say "We call it the china virus because that's where it came from"? At least 20 times. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 05:14 PM (eZG8/) 92
Diver swallowed whole by humpback whale -- and then spat out after 30-40 seconds.
The Whale's name is not Kamala. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 14, 2021 05:14 PM (hcb9g) 93
Snakes are not hard. Do not fucking step on them OR hit them with a shovel OR just leave them the fuck alone. They cannot eat you, so as long as you do one of the above, you are fine.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 05:15 PM (csEWM) 94
Somebody should have told Stelter that he had no worries as that type of snake is repelled by potatoes.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 05:15 PM (2DOZq) 95
That snake has stripes.
The red / yellow / black mnemonic refers to snakes that have longitudinal bands. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 14, 2021 05:12 PM (pNxlR) I believe you mean transverse color bands. Posted by: Gref at June 14, 2021 05:15 PM (AMIL/) 96
>>>>biden the invalid This statement is true with either pronunciation of "invalid". Posted by: the guy that moves pianos Thank Christ! Someone gets it. The rest of you lot? Philistines. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 05:15 PM (eZG8/) 97
Eastern Timber Rattlesnakes were out and about sunning themselves on the Appalachian Trail in the vicinity of Lenhartsville, PA on Saturday. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 14, 2021 05:15 PM (pNxlR) 98
I'd make fun of Treacher, but it's a fate I don't wish to tempt.
Posted by: ace the wax-shamer Never punch down, Ace. Never punch down. Posted by: Miklos, unlicensed lifestyle and blog advisor at June 14, 2021 05:15 PM (QzkSJ) 99
Jamie Dimon says his bank is stockpiling cash because there's a 'very good chance' inflation is here to stay after rising 5% to highest level in 13 years
_DM Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 05:16 PM (TvHck) 100
92 Diver swallowed whole by humpback whale -- and then spat out after 30-40 seconds.
The Whale's name is not Kamala. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 14, 2021 05:14 PM (hcb9g) Probably has a better beside manner than Kamala. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 05:16 PM (csEWM) 101
Snakes are not hard. Do not fucking step on them OR hit them with a shovel OR just leave them the fuck alone. They cannot eat you, so as long as you do one of the above, you are fine.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 05:15 PM (csEWM) you are not supposed to hit them with a shovel ? Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 05:16 PM (V13WU) 102
1/4 of legally required chain of custody documentation is missing for Fulton County, GA 2020 election ballots.
https://bit.ly/3pRlqkz Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 05:16 PM (YYlyE) 103
Snakes are not hard. Do not fucking step on them OR hit them with a
shovel OR just leave them the fuck alone. They cannot eat you, so as long as you do one of the above, you are fine. I found a copperhead crossing my driveway, leaving an island of trees and shrubs in which I spend a fair amount of time. It did not end well for him, and I did not shriek and throw my phone. Posted by: pep at June 14, 2021 05:16 PM (v16oJ) 104
here's the thing: He was never even told the yellow and red/red and black rhyme, so he didn't know what to look up.
Honestly, I'd forgotten which the bad one and which the safe one was, but I know there is a saying, so I could look it up in two seconds. this asshole obviously had no idea that there was a saying about snakes. "Red and yellow kills a fellow." That's one of the first sayings you learn in Alabama. It doesn't refer to the snake in Potato's pathetic photo, pretty sure that's a corn snake. It's about king snakes vs coral snakes, and then refers to their ring-like markings. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 05:16 PM (HaL55) 105
A whale once bit my sister. No, realli...
Posted by: Sub Titleist of Norway at June 14, 2021 05:16 PM (aXxgO) 106
I believe you mean transverse color bands. Posted by: Gref Yeah. Should stopped with "bands" only. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 14, 2021 05:16 PM (pNxlR) 107
95 That snake has stripes.
The red / yellow / black mnemonic refers to snakes that have longitudinal bands. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 14, 2021 05:12 PM (pNxlR) I believe you mean transverse color bands. Posted by: Gref at June 14, 2021 05:15 PM (AMIL/) Dear Lord, I love this place. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 05:16 PM (csEWM) 108
I am completely baffled why someone would admit, to the entire world, they think nothing of screaming like a little girl at the icky slithering things that exist in nature.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 14, 2021 05:17 PM (2SdPm) 109
Toobin touches self - thinks about MILF
Posted by: pep at June 14, 2021 05:11 PM (v16oJ) One would think that the most logical question to ask Toobout immediately after his confession: "So who in the Zoom meeting were you fantasizing over?" Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 14, 2021 05:17 PM (+LCoQ) 110
Just when everyone is wondering if a Chinese lab could be the source of a viral outbreak, a Chinese nuclear plant goes up and erases all doubt.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at June 14, 2021 05:17 PM (0QYMt) 111
> Snakes are not hard. Do not fucking step on them OR hit them with a shovel OR just leave them the fuck alone. They cannot eat you, so as long as you do one of the above, you are fine.
Sure, but sometimes they're in a tree or a bush and you don't see them until they're biting you. Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 05:17 PM (YYlyE) 112
I stepped on a snake barefoot one time. Jumped about 30 feet straight up.
Posted by: f'd at June 14, 2021 05:18 PM (Tnijr) 113
you are not supposed to hit them with a shovel ?
Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 05:16 PM (V13WU) I meant that as a decision tree kind of statement. Here: One can either: 1) Not step on them. 2) Hit them with a shovel until dead. 3) Leave them the fuck alone. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 05:18 PM (csEWM) 114
Well, if you hit a snake with a shovel, make sure to get 'im right behind the head.
Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 05:18 PM (tcsxg) 115
Insty isn't the one who posts Treacher and all the other NeverRight NeverTrumpers. that's Ed Driscoll who does that, the passive aggressive punk.
Posted by: x at June 14, 2021 05:18 PM (oA+QO) 116
Snakes are not hard. Do not fucking step on them OR hit them with a
shovel OR just leave them the fuck alone. They cannot eat you, so as long as you do one of the above, you are fine. - Also, don't eat the strange fruit just because he tells you to. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 05:19 PM (d9FiS) Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 14, 2021 05:19 PM (rB4m/) 118
108 I am completely baffled why someone would admit, to the entire world, they think nothing of screaming like a little girl at the icky slithering things that exist in nature.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 14, 2021 05:17 PM (2SdPm) Because they are Serious Educated Urban Thinkers, not dirty-nailed non-ironic-flannel wearing bumpkins like you Trumptards. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 05:19 PM (6FeV1) 119
I meant that as a decision tree kind of statement. Here:
One can either: 1) Not step on them. 2) Hit them with a shovel until dead. 3) Leave them the fuck alone. You left out the Tater option: Wet yourself and call for your wife to deal with it. Posted by: pep at June 14, 2021 05:19 PM (v16oJ) 120
Driscoll also posts Ace, or at least used to.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 14, 2021 05:19 PM (jOcSX) 121
Snake spies Stelter, run for shelter! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 14, 2021 05:20 PM (pNxlR) 122
115 Insty isn't the one who posts Treacher and all the other NeverRight NeverTrumpers. that's Ed Driscoll who does that, the passive aggressive punk.
Posted by: x at June 14, 2021 05:18 PM (oA+QO) I about laughed my ass off after David Berstein (think that was the one) said something about how bad it was under Biden. He is the same fucking asshat who said right after the election 'I think we can all agree now that Trump was never fit to be president.' Fuck you especially, you fucking twat. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 05:20 PM (csEWM) 123
Abti maker slaughters csshiervat supermarket
Doesn't want people taking away his freedoms Posted by: Proud Moderate at June 14, 2021 05:20 PM (dltUf) 124
I was moving a bag of composting leaves in the yard while wearing crocs. I disturbed a garter snake, which entered one hole of my crocs and thankfully exited another hole.
Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 05:20 PM (tcsxg) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 05:20 PM (KZzsI) 126
Snakes got a bad rap.
Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 05:21 PM (V13WU) 127
Great. Now what am I going to clean my carburetor with?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 14, 2021 05:21 PM (hcb9g) 128
Also, don't eat the strange fruit just because he tells you to.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 05:19 PM (d9FiS) *golfclap* Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 05:21 PM (csEWM) 129
bonhomme: "1/4 of legally required chain of custody documentation is missing for Fulton County, GA 2020 election ballots."
And nothing will happen. No consequences whatsoever. Rules, guides, laws, you name it, will be violated and yet the crime (and its criminals) will survive and persist. Nation of men not law. This isn't the America we used to be taught it was. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 05:21 PM (aXxgO) 130
I had a field mouse try to hitch a ride on my leg once.
I jumped a bit. Then he scurried away and I went back to weeding. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 05:21 PM (6FeV1) 131
The one I stepped on was laying across the path at dusk. I didn't see it but I knew what it was as soon as I put my foot down.
Posted by: f'd at June 14, 2021 05:21 PM (Tnijr) 132
124 There's a moral to that story. Don't wear crocs.
Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 05:21 PM (tcsxg) 133
I stepped on a snake barefoot one time. Jumped about 30 feet straight up.
So have I. He was little and I didn't feel him until he tried to wiggle after I'd stepped on him for a couple of minutes. He got squished and minced. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 05:21 PM (HaL55) 134
This snake talk is making me ill. But since we're on the subject, I just ordered a bunch of bug chemicals and an adapter for my leaf blower. Ima gonna spray the shit outta my yard. With Extreme Prejudice. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 05:21 PM (eZG8/) 135
That snake has stripes.
The red / yellow / black mnemonic refers to snakes that have longitudinal bands. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot I believe you mean transverse color bands. Posted by: Gref Dear Lord, I love this place. Posted by: Aetius451AD Red touches yellow, kill a fellow. Red touches black, heart attack. All snakes are deadly. Because if you guess wrong, you're on your way to the ER. Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 05:21 PM (RTTbl) 136
4) 'Let the Hero born of Woman' deal with them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 05:21 PM (csEWM) 137
Wallace has a very punchable face.
Posted by: Bosk at June 14, 2021 05:21 PM (FgPjD) 138
Because they are Serious Educated Urban Thinkers, not dirty-nailed non-ironic-flannel wearing bumpkins like you Trumptards. Posted by: Warai-otoko I believe you ought to have said Serious Urban Educated Thinkers or SUET, for short, which is totes appropriate for the Tater. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 14, 2021 05:22 PM (pNxlR) 139
Ed Driscoll just hasn't been the same since the bicycle mishap.
Posted by: klaftern at June 14, 2021 05:22 PM (r4sI4) 140
> And on that note, gotta get ready for Oysters and Beer with gf and friends.
Today I drove by what used to be a Village Inn and saw it is going to be re-opened as a crab house. In Colorado. I give it 6 months. Posted by: DB- just DB at June 14, 2021 05:22 PM (iTXRQ) 141
Diver swallowed whole by humpback whale...
Jonah? -- and then spat out after 30-40 seconds. Goldberg! Posted by: Muldoon at June 14, 2021 05:22 PM (Fc5rx) 142
There's a moral to that story. Don't wear crocs.
I was going to say something about that, but then I have some slippers that are basically crocs with a woolen interior that I love. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 05:22 PM (KZzsI) 143
Some pet food brands are now using proteins from INSECTS so they can reduce their carbon impact and use less land and water
Nestle Purina and Mars have recently joined the move by using dried black soldier fly larvae Thanks in part to the 2015 Paris Climate Agreement, the world has made a huge shift to going green in the past few years, with hopes of curbing carbon emissions to combat climate change. Purina launched its Beyond Nature's Protein line in Switzerland for both cats and dogs, which contains two recipes: one based on chicken, pig's liver and millet; the second using insect protein, chicken and fava beans. _DM Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 05:22 PM (TvHck) 144
Transverse bands were born that way you cis bigots!
Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at June 14, 2021 05:22 PM (rw1l7) Posted by: Tuna at June 14, 2021 05:22 PM (gLRfa) 146
113 you are not supposed to hit them with a shovel ?
Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 05:16 PM (V13WU) I meant that as a decision tree kind of statement. Here: One can either: 1) Not step on them. 2) Hit them with a shovel until dead. 3) Leave them the fuck alone. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 05:18 PM (csEWM) 2a) Shoot them with 12 gauge birdshot loads Posted by: Gref at June 14, 2021 05:23 PM (AMIL/) 147
Only assholes say "farmhouse."
He's right, you know Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 05:20 PM (KZzsI) I have personally used the horror movie line: 'We can call for a tow over at that farmhouse.' And it was about midnight at the time. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 05:23 PM (csEWM) 148
or SUET, for short, which is totes appropriate for the Tater.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 14, 2021 05:22 PM (pNxlR) Heh. Wasn't even trying to backronym. But yeah, Spudnik's a fatty little fat fat, isn't he? Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 05:23 PM (6FeV1) 149
Today I drove by what used to be a Village Inn and saw it is going to be re-opened as a crab house.
In Colorado. Judging by what they call oysters I fear to ask what they thin a crab is in Colorado Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 05:23 PM (KZzsI) 150
Only assholes say "farmhouse."
He's right, you know Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 05:20 PM (KZzsI) I am going to the farmhouse this weekend. Because, you know, i own a farmhouse upstate, and I have to visit the farmhouse to, you know, get away and just relax in my farmhouse. I need to make sure the yokel plumber installed the farm sink in my farmhouse. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 14, 2021 05:23 PM (hcb9g) 151
An animal the size of a Victorian house doesn't get that way by being a picky eater. That guy must have tasted like ass.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 05:23 PM (pfqSb) 152
Farmers don't say "farmhouse."
Only assholes say "farmhouse." He's right, you know Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer Yes, many assholes. What a fine up standing clean writing commenter. Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 14, 2021 05:23 PM (rB4m/) 153
Great. Now what am I going to clean my carburetor with?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Starting fluid. Brake Cleen(tm) Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 05:24 PM (RTTbl) 154
"No, the person at fault was Trump, and Pompeo, for not pushing hard enough against the media's lies."
I didn't like Pompeo's performance on FOX yesterday (heard it on the radio). When Wallace asked that question, Pompeo should have come down on the media, for immediately pouring cold water on that accusation, and shutting down any debate on the subject whatsoever. Goodness sakes, Wallace not one week ago wouldn't brook any criticism of Fauci when the GOF financing was in the news, so he basically shut conversation in that area as well. For folks who criticize Trump for not doing well in these interview formats, the people who would presumably do better against these knuckleheads, somehow don't. Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 14, 2021 05:24 PM (mdjgu) 155
I have some slippers that are basically crocs with a woolen interior that I love.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 05:22 PM (KZzsI) Christopher, I bet the wool helps keep out the snakes. Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 05:24 PM (tcsxg) 156
"Driscoll also posts Ace, or at least used to."
Thought that was Treacher unless Driscoll had a traffic mishap too. Posted by: Tuna at June 14, 2021 05:24 PM (gLRfa) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 14, 2021 05:25 PM (pNxlR) 158
The idea that insects are a practical source of protein is fcking absurd. These lying cocksuckers want to pretend we only need 10 grams of protein a day. They want us to eat fcking bananas and rice. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 05:25 PM (eZG8/) 159
I believe you mean transverse color bands.
Posted by: Gref at June 14, 2021 05:15 PM (AMIL/) Dear Lord, I love this place. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 05:16 PM (csEWM) That is racist! The approved description is "traverse bands of color" or BOC. Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2021 05:25 PM (gmo/4) 160
Petco added Jiminy's insect-based dog food and treats to its product line on June 5, which uses crickets.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 05:25 PM (TvHck) 161
This snake talk is making me ill.
But since we're on the subject, I just ordered a bunch of bug chemicals and an adapter for my leaf blower. Ima gonna spray the shit outta my yard. With Extreme Prejudice. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 05:21 PM (eZG8/) Whatever you do, do not fill it with gasoline. And do not, under any circumstances, tape a match to a broomhandle and strike it.... Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 05:25 PM (6FeV1) 162
Now do "outhouse"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 14, 2021 05:25 PM (pNxlR) Privy Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2021 05:26 PM (gmo/4) Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 05:26 PM (eZG8/) 164
It's rather satisfying to see your country's demise happening in real time.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at June 14, 2021 05:26 PM (+QXOc) 165
Now would be a good time to retell the toilet snake story. Couple was subletting out a trailer they talked my father into letting them do after they got married. When the built their house, they sublet it out. One day, my father and I hear a blood curdling scream. She was over there cleaning it up for the next renters. A black snake had gotten inside and crawled up under the seat of the toilet (it was dry, and he was after water). She sat down on it. She saw the snake pop up. Hilarity ensued. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2021 05:26 PM (Mzdiz) 166
140 Today I drove by what used to be a Village Inn and saw it is going to be re-opened as a crab house.
In Colorado. I give it 6 months. i've noticed that baked potato quality is inversely proportional to distance from idaho. best baked potato i've had: wendy's in rigby, idaho. worst: newton, mass. sadly, here in karenfornia i'm far enough away from idaho that the baked potatoes are mediocre. Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 14, 2021 05:26 PM (v3pYe) 167
Other companies are replacing meat protein with mealworms to combat climate change.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 05:26 PM (TvHck) 168
If only there was some sort of medium, at your fingertips, on your phone perhaps where you could look up and see if a snake was poisonous or not, and not embarrass yourself to God and the world.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 14, 2021 05:26 PM (d7+p1) 169
These lying cocksuckers want to pretend we only need 10 grams of protein a day. They want us to eat fcking bananas and rice.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 05:25 PM (eZG8/) --------------- Yeah, well, rice requires a lot of water, so, that'll be right out, and, the carbon emissions required for transporting bananas will make that a no go. What else you got? Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 14, 2021 05:26 PM (2SdPm) 170
Stelter's never even seen a garter snake. What a fuckin' pussy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 05:27 PM (pfqSb) 171
"Judging by what they call oysters I fear to ask what they thin a crab is in Colorado"
Check out page 13 for my pow wow chow free range crab dip. Posted by: fauxahontas at June 14, 2021 05:27 PM (FgPjD) 172
I wonder if the next shooting targets someone at the Austin American Statesman, if their reportage will be different?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 05:27 PM (axyOa) 173
Petco added Jiminy's insect-based dog food and treats to its product line on June 5, which uses crickets.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 05:25 PM (TvHck) Dogs are allowed to maul their owners to death if they attempt to feed them that. Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2021 05:27 PM (gmo/4) 174
I'd buy a farm just so I could bet the farm that Stelter asked his wife to get rid of the snake.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 05:27 PM (2DOZq) 175
Potatoes have many natural enemies. The mole, the snake, Ms Potato with a peeler, the dude in a chef's hat, the deep fryer, forks, low ratings...
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 14, 2021 05:27 PM (F0YaR) Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 05:27 PM (eZG8/) 177
All of these defamations -- labeling political enemies' speech as "disinformation" or "hate" -- are intentionally crafted with the end goal of deplatforming.
Um.... No. I hate to be the one to break it to you, but the "end goal" is a whole lot worse than that. Trust Me. Posted by: Common Tater at June 14, 2021 05:27 PM (tjqz9) 178
I'm certainly no stranger to having negative stereotypes perpetuated about me here.
Posted by: Jeb! at June 14, 2021 05:27 PM (DMUuz) Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 05:27 PM (RTTbl) 180
That snaek identifies as a rattler.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 14, 2021 05:27 PM (hcb9g) 181
I imagine a farmer refers to his house as 'the house'
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 14, 2021 05:28 PM (iTXRQ) 182
My cat liked to hunt and eat crickets, grasshoppers, house flies, and miller moths. But he really liked table scraps and peanut butter.
Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 05:28 PM (tcsxg) 183
They want us to eat fcking bananas and rice. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales Will we be allowed to wash the fcking bananas before peeling them? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 14, 2021 05:28 PM (pNxlR) 184
Shitter is full
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 14, 2021 05:28 PM (hcb9g) Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 05:29 PM (6FeV1) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 14, 2021 05:29 PM (R/m4+) 187
Alerting the public about what he looks like could bring him into custody sooner -- and avoid another mass shooting. But the Austin Statesman refuses to publish the BOLO description provided by the police -- because it "perpetrates negative stereotypes." _________ Look for a guy named Cletus, not one named Ka'Shewan. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2021 05:29 PM (mht8P) 188
i've noticed that baked potato quality is inversely proportional to distance from idaho. best baked potato i've had: wendy's in rigby, idaho. worst: newton, mass. sadly, here in karenfornia i'm far enough away from idaho that the baked potatoes are mediocre.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 14, 2021 05:26 PM (v3pYe) How do you eff up a baked potato? Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 05:29 PM (Ez6QX) 189
Yeah, well, rice requires a lot of water, so, that'll be right out, and, the carbon emissions required for transporting bananas will make that a no go.
What else you got? Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 14, 2021 05:26 PM (2SdPm) Guess I'll go eat worms. Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at June 14, 2021 05:29 PM (rw1l7) 190
Yeah, well, rice requires a lot of water, so, that'll be right out, and, the carbon emissions required for transporting bananas will make that a no go.
What else you got? Posted by: blake That's gonna fuck up a lot of asians. Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 05:29 PM (RTTbl) 191
How do you eff up a baked potato?
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 05:29 PM (Ez6QX) Tell him he's on in five. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 05:29 PM (6FeV1) Posted by: That Guy at June 14, 2021 05:29 PM (0i9kD) 193
With the hotter weather settling in we are seeing snakes, little lizards and various other creepy crawlies at Shep's. Harley had a lizard cornered the other day. It was hysterical. Lizard made it out alive.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2021 05:30 PM (nxdel) 194
Driscoll is a hack. Every post the same. 1. a pop culture referencing headline reused for the hundredth time and probably stolen from someone, 2. the exact headline of the linked post, and 3. a cut and pasted quote. Generally, no original Driscoll created content at all.
Posted by: x at June 14, 2021 05:30 PM (oA+QO) 195
I just got called to be part of a task force to go to the Rockton fire at midnight. This fire started around 0700 this morning. You wouldn't engage in industrial sabotage as the workday is starting. Too many normals to stop it
Chemtool manufactures greases, oils, and industrial lubricants. This is not their only plant. This is hardly an "attack on critical infrustrure." . Posted by: Baron Munchausen at June 14, 2021 05:30 PM (C1NyB) 196
Stelter's never even seen a garter Rumor has it that he stammered, blushed, and then fled the room in tears when required to search "up there near lady parts" on his bride at their wedding. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 14, 2021 05:30 PM (pNxlR) 197
here in karenfornia i'm far enough away from idaho that the baked potatoes are mediocre.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 14, 2021 05:26 PM (v3pYe) -------------- Unless you work for a farm that grows potatoes in CA. Freshly dug potatoes are something else. But, gad, the smell of rotting potatoes at the end of the potato harvest is unreal. As is the smell from the sump they dump all the used water in after washing the potatoes. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 14, 2021 05:30 PM (2SdPm) Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2021 05:30 PM (gmo/4) 199
1/4 of legally required chain of custody documentation is missing for Fulton County, GA 2020 election ballots.
https://bit.ly/3pRlqkz Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 05:16 PM (YYlyE) legally schmegally Posted by: Xerox at June 14, 2021 05:31 PM (v0R5T) 200
Generally, no original Driscoll created content at all. Posted by: x at June 14, 2021 05:30 PM (oA+QO) _______ Read the whole thing (Bumped). Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2021 05:31 PM (mht8P) 201
I have a garter snake that frequents my back yard. I may have to relocate him as he posses a danger to my lizards. They rid me of more insects than the snake. There are enough feral cats around to take care of rodents. Possums may have gotten the snake anyway.
Posted by: Javems at June 14, 2021 05:31 PM (8SSHh) 202
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Shove a live snake up his ass! Posted by: That Guy at June 14, 2021 05:29 PM (0i9kD) No. But that's very imaginative! Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 05:31 PM (csEWM) Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 05:31 PM (Ez6QX) 204
Privy. The nice way to describe the shithouse.
Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2021 05:32 PM (gmo/4) 205
Petco added Jiminy's insect-based dog food and treats to its product line on June 5, which uses crickets.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 05:25 PM (TvHck) Dogs are allowed to maul their owners to death if they attempt to feed them that. Posted by: Archer If you see a news report of a guy going batshit crazy in a Petco or PetSmart, it'll have been me. I read that shit on a lanel, I'm goi g to be demanding an answer from the manager if he's willing to eat fly shit. Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 05:32 PM (RTTbl) 206
I do baked potato in the microwave
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 14, 2021 05:32 PM (iTXRQ) 207
>>*1/4 of legally required chain of custody documentation is missing for Fulton County, GA 2020 election ballots.
Not a smidgen of corruption! Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at June 14, 2021 05:32 PM (+QXOc) 208
"Driscoll also posts Ace, or at least used to."
It's been quite a while since he last did. Lately, he's been hot to trot on linking NRO, Treacher, The Dispatch (spits)... and that was just for yesterday. Insty is becoming a no go zone. Posted by: GnuBreed at June 14, 2021 05:32 PM (F0YaR) 209
Unless you work for a farm that grows potatoes in CA. Freshly dug potatoes are something else.
But, gad, the smell of rotting potatoes at the end of the potato harvest is unreal. As is the smell from the sump they dump all the used water in after washing the potatoes. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 14, 2021 05:30 PM (2SdPm) Same with tomatoes. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 05:32 PM (csEWM) 210
Shove a live snake up his ass!
Posted by: That Guy at June 14, 2021 05:29 PM (0i9kD) ------------- Hey now! Posted by: Snek at June 14, 2021 05:32 PM (2SdPm) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2021 05:33 PM (mht8P) 212
If only there was some sort of medium, at your fingertips, on your phone perhaps where you could look up and see if a snake was poisonous or not, and not embarrass yourself to God and the world.
Posted by: washriverga *** What's even funnier than this is that Stelter is a supposed journalist...I remember when journalists were supposed to be researchers at heart. I guess they just do only propaganda stuff now, and pants-less to boot. Posted by: squeakywheel at June 14, 2021 05:33 PM (9O0fm) 213
Fun with snakes...
Imagine if you will, a formal setting. Elegant punchbowl with dry ice in the punch, making a lovely foggy display. Add snake. As he pops up his head from the fog, smack him with the ladel. Hilarity! A friend told me. Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 05:33 PM (axyOa) 214
That poor little girl. Sick, perverted adults around her will not escape there role in allowing her to be sexualized at 18 months.
Posted by: red speck at June 14, 2021 05:33 PM (gS3OW) 215
Trump didn't push harder on the lab leak because...
1. He was being ratfucked by his IC. 2. He was being ratfucked by the Medical and Scientific apparatus. 3. Being ratfucked by the Uniparty. 4. Being ratfucked by the media. Which is why he went hard towards the vaccines. And in the end, was ratfucked by big pharma on the vaccines as well. Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 14, 2021 05:33 PM (3kz7u) 216
Someone get these birthing-person fornicating snakes
outta my birthing-person fornicator commode. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 05:29 PM FIFY. Posted by: Karen at June 14, 2021 05:33 PM (DMUuz) 217
112 I stepped on a snake barefoot one time. Jumped about 30 feet straight up.
Posted by: f'd at June 14, 2021 05:18 PM (Tnijr) In HS a buddy, spotting a park ranger, reached back in the open jeep, grabbed the headless, still twerking body of a recently killed rattlesnake (a no-no in a national park) that was about four feet long, and tried to toss it onto the floorboard in front of me while I was looking out of the passenger side of the jeep. He missed. It landed, still writhing furiously, right in my lap. I almost had a heart attack at age 16. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2021 05:33 PM (At5qb) 218
blake, 3 pallets of Black Bean refries.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2021 05:33 PM (P/6ya) 219
Honestly, the 2020 steal should have started the Second Revolution. And these pricks got away with it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at June 14, 2021 05:34 PM (+QXOc) 220
The answer for the liberal media types who don't want to say "black" is do like the old days.
You had white, non-white, high yellow, redbone, dusky, dark, blue, quadroon, octoroon, colored, etc, etc. Sometimes old ways are best! Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 14, 2021 05:34 PM (R/m4+) 221
Alerting the public about what he looks like could bring him into custody sooner -- and avoid another mass shooting.
But the Austin Statesman refuses to publish the BOLO description provided by the police -- because it "perpetrates negative stereotypes." Sorry if the truth hurts. Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 05:34 PM (RTTbl) 222
the best part of a Driscoll post is the commenters shitting on him
Posted by: x at June 14, 2021 05:34 PM (oA+QO) 223
9 1/4 of legally required chain of custody documentation is missing for Fulton County, GA 2020 election ballots.
"Chain of custody" is a problematic term that harkens back to Atlanta's slave trade days. It triggered poll workers to fill out the forms. You are a terrible person for bringing this subject up after the traumatic wounds had just started to heal. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 14, 2021 05:34 PM (hcb9g) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2021 05:35 PM (mht8P) 225
Gopher snakes are cool. Fuckin' gophers.
Posted by: wth at June 14, 2021 05:35 PM (v0R5T) 226
Is this a type of snake I need to be worried about? Second time I've spotted one around the farmhouse this spring
------ Odds that Tater's "Little Spudmuffin Farm" is a front for raising and grooming young children for future transport to his paymasters and colleagues along the Epstein Underground Railroad? Posted by: ShainS at June 14, 2021 05:35 PM (FduHe) 227
What's even funnier than this is that Stelter is a supposed journalist...I remember when journalists were supposed to be researchers at heart. I guess they just do only propaganda stuff now, and pants-less to boot.
"I did research it! I asked all my totes cool peeps on Twitter!" --Tater Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 05:35 PM (KZzsI) 228
the best part of a Driscoll post is the commenters shitting on him Posted by: x at June 14, 2021 05:34 PM (oA+QO) _________ Even that's no fun. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2021 05:36 PM (mht8P) 229
He missed. It landed, still writhing furiously, right in my lap.
I almost had a heart attack at age 16. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2021 05:33 PM (At5qb) ------------- I laughed. Sorry. Nah, not really. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 14, 2021 05:36 PM (2SdPm) 230
You had white, non-white, high yellow, redbone, dusky, dark, blue, quadroon, octoroon, colored, etc, etc.
Sometimes old ways are best! Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 14, 2021 05:34 PM (R/m4+) blurple Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 05:36 PM (6FeV1) 231
Unfortunately we get water moccasins here. All snakes seen are killed at Schloss Hadrian.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh *fistbump Sorry. I don't have the time nor the inclination to identify them with a split second. Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 05:36 PM (RTTbl) Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 14, 2021 05:36 PM (v3pYe) 233
There's a big update about Demi Rose? She showing ample cleavage?! That's all she does -that and show her backside.
If she decided to entire a cloistered Benedictine convent that would be big news. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2021 05:36 PM (k39e/) 234
>>>Sorry if the truth hurts.
Posted by: rickb223 Philly has 245 homicides and the news never reports the race of the doer. Probably because that would be racist. Or something Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at June 14, 2021 05:36 PM (+QXOc) 235
Guess I'll go eat worms.
Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at June 14, 2021 05:29 PM Big, fat, juicy ones, or little, tiny, squirmy ones? Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 14, 2021 05:37 PM (DMUuz) 236
no step on snek
Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 05:37 PM (V13WU) 237
3rd world countries point at our voting integrity and say 'dont do that'
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 14, 2021 05:37 PM (/6GbT) 238
"I did research it! I asked all my totes cool peeps on Twitter!"
--Tater Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 05:35 PM (KZzsI) Heh.... He actually did more "research" and "journalism" about a fucking garter snake than literally anything he's ever covered on his shitty little gossip show. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 05:37 PM (6FeV1) 239
Shove a live snake up his ass!
Posted by: That Guy at June 14, 2021 05:29 PM (0i9kD), Hey! Hold on a damned minute! Posted by: The Gerbil at June 14, 2021 05:38 PM (axyOa) 240
If she decided to entire a cloistered Benedictine convent that would be big news.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2021 05:36 PM (k39e/) Cloister? I hardly know-- oh, nevermind. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 05:38 PM (6FeV1) 241
How do you eff up a baked potato?
Wrapping it in aluminum foil, or "baking" in a microwave are the most dependable methods. Posted by: Common Tater at June 14, 2021 05:38 PM (tjqz9) Posted by: wth at June 14, 2021 05:38 PM (v0R5T) 243
The thing is, a lot of nature shows show snakes moving in slow motion for dramatic effect. If you have never seen a snake in the wild, it can really be disconcerting for someone. Ask my wife. Hilarity ensued the first time she saw a snake in the out of doors.
Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2021 05:39 PM (gmo/4) 244
Chores are done except that ice cream or scotch
Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2021 05:39 PM (Cxk7w) 245
Sit until the wee hours of the morning at the emergency vet with a dog suffering from a snake bite, then spend a month cleaning and bandaging the wound daily and you develop a deep loathing for snakes. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2021 05:39 PM (mht8P) 246
Snake problem? Get a heron.
The vision on those things are incredible. They could spot dimes across any sized room. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 14, 2021 05:39 PM (aXxgO) 247
Snake=dead by decapitation.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2021 05:39 PM (P/6ya) 248
If she decided to entire a cloistered Benedictine convent that would be big news.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2021 05:36 PM (k39e/) No kidding. She doesn't seem like the polyester pantsuit wearing type. Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at June 14, 2021 05:40 PM (rw1l7) 249
just like were eventualle going to find out the truth about covid and the election and seth rich and jeffery epstein were going to find out that pizzagate or something very very similar to it is also true
Posted by: sound awake at June 14, 2021 05:40 PM (X2Nwc) 250
Heptatharoon?
Posted by: klaftern at June 14, 2021 05:40 PM (r4sI4) Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 05:40 PM (6FeV1) 252
Snake problem? Get a heron.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 14, 2021 05:39 PM (aXxgO) ------------ I originally read that as "heroin." That was quite the "say what?" moment. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 14, 2021 05:41 PM (2SdPm) 253
All the local restaurants around here do a pretty good job of fucking up baked potatoes. They don't bake them hot enough, for one thing. Their edible, but that's about it. Apparently there are many people who've never had a proper baked potato. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2021 05:41 PM (Mzdiz) 254
The three yo girl learning to twerk is disgusting. Wtf is wrong with her mother to allow and encourage and FILM this?
Her kid should be taken away from her. Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 05:41 PM (W2Pud) Posted by: Some twitterati about to right a mean tweet about the Jonah story at June 14, 2021 05:41 PM (DpkTQ) 256
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Unfortunately we get water moccasins here. All snakes seen are killed at Schloss Hadrian. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2021 05:33 PM (mht8P) I've been told Harris County (Houston) and the bordering counties have more types of North American poisonous snakes than anyplace else. Water Moccasin, Coral, Copperhead, Western Diamondback, Eastern Diamondback, and a local rattlesnake species (Canebrake?). Posted by: Gref at June 14, 2021 05:41 PM (AMIL/) 257
"baking" in a microwave are the most dependable methods.
Yeah its a lousy way to cook a potato but in a real pinch at the last minute its barely tolerable. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 05:41 PM (KZzsI) 258
Never punch down.
Posted by: Miklos, unlicensed lifestyle and blog advisor at June 14, 2021 05:15 PM (QzkSJ) Let us do it! Posted by: Boswell at June 14, 2021 05:42 PM (5iUNf) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 05:42 PM (KZzsI) 260
"What's even funnier than this is that Stelter is a supposed journalist..."
They're newsreaders. If there's any journalism going on, it got there by mistake. They give themselves titles they either abandoned long ago or never had in the first place. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 14, 2021 05:42 PM (aXxgO) Posted by: grammie winger at June 14, 2021 05:42 PM (45fpk) 262
MMMM...twice baked potatoes. Yum.
Posted by: Bosk at June 14, 2021 05:42 PM (FgPjD) 263
I have an idea for Hollywood, Mr Potatohead starring powerbottom Stelter
Posted by: Jeffy Tooben at June 14, 2021 05:43 PM (M+Lyo) 264
Starting a potato in a microwave is fine. I'll poke it around with a fork and nuke it just to get a little bit of heat into it quick, then grill it or throw it on the smoker. Sometimes foil, sometimes not.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 05:43 PM (6FeV1) 265
[l]The situation is an imminent radiological threat to the site and to the public and Framatome urgently requests permission to transfer technical data and assistance as may be necessary to return the plant to normal operation.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2021 04:58 PM (Mzdiz) This is a Chinese plant built by the French. What do we have to do with it? Shouldn't the French already have the technology to fix the problem? Posted by: gingeroni at June 14, 2021 05:44 PM (X7FeU) 266
Is "South Park" still a thing? And if they are, how much would you like to bet that they totally ignore the Comedy Gold handed them on a silver platter of Senile Preezy Angry KiddieSniffer? Last remaining bits of credibility flushed in 3...2...1... Posted by: naturalfake at June 14, 2021 05:44 PM (dWwl8) 267
Snake=dead by decapitation.
Posted by: Ben Had Next time slowly choke the snake to death as you gaze upon it's eyes like glazed donuts. Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 14, 2021 05:44 PM (rB4m/) Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 14, 2021 05:44 PM (3H9h1) 269
Snake problem? Get a heron.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 14, 2021 05:39 PM Ora mongoose Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2021 05:44 PM (Cxk7w) 270
Restaurants usually want to get food out the door as fast as possible presumably that explains your baked potato experience and why fries are almost always under cooked.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2021 05:44 PM (DpkTQ) 271
Pritzker activated the State Emergency Operation Center to mobilize emergency response to monitor and suppress a large chemical fire in Winnebago County.
The Illinois Environmental Protection Agency and Illinois Emergency Management Agency have already dispatched crews to the area to assist local authorities. The Illinois State Emergency Operations Center in Springfield has also been activated, and members of the Illinois National Guard and mobile response vehicles have been dispatched to the area. More than Hillary did when faced with an emergency. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 14, 2021 05:44 PM (hcb9g) 272
Apparently there are many people who've never had a proper baked potato.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2021 05:41 PM (Mzdiz) Yup...nothing worse than an underbaked tater when it comes to tater eating. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 14, 2021 05:44 PM (R/m4+) 273
Yeah its a lousy way to cook a potato but in a real pinch at the last minute its barely tolerable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 05:41 PM (KZzsI) Peel, cut into small cubes, lots of butter, some onion soup mix on top... stir after cooking a minute or so to soak up the butter. Cook 2 or 3 more minutes... Not bad for a very fast potato dish. Posted by: Romeo13, it will be 109 here Friday... at June 14, 2021 05:45 PM (oHd/0) 274
blake - semi lurker in marginal standing: "I originally read that as 'heroin.'
That was quite the 'say what?' moment." I think that saying would have been, "If you want to see snakes, get heroin." Something like that. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 14, 2021 05:45 PM (aXxgO) 275
LOL !
Insty himself (Glenn Reynolds) is okay, but I quit going there when he crapped up his site with all those halfass nevertrumpers who are busy trying to talk tough now that Bad Tweet Orangeman is gone. Oh, and Sarah Hoyt does the overnight shift there sometimes, she's cool. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 14, 2021 05:45 PM (wHoql) 276
I wonder if little Chrissy Wallace's daddy Big Mike snorted just a tad too much agent orange in Nam?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 05:45 PM (axyOa) Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at June 14, 2021 05:45 PM (+QXOc) 278
I laughed.
Sorry. Nah, not really. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 14, 2021 05:36 PM (2SdPm) My buddy laughed too. I laughed once I got some clean underwear on. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2021 05:45 PM (At5qb) 279
OK decided, scotch first
Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2021 05:45 PM (Cxk7w) 280
268 Got a snake problem... get a mongoose. This is known.
OR Get some cats. Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 14, 2021 05:44 PM (3H9h1) I would rather have a yard full of snakes than a single fucking cat. Snakes eat vermin. Cats are vermin. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 05:45 PM (6FeV1) 281
AAANNNDDD, Another One Gone, and Another One Gone, and Another One Bites the Dust... Hey! Will You Die Too? Another One Bites the Dust!
Posted by: Queen Hillary at June 14, 2021 05:46 PM (Kwe7a) 282
270 Restaurants usually want to get food out the door as fast as possible presumably that explains your baked potato experience and why fries are almost always under cooked.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2021 05:44 PM (DpkTQ) Which is why I always order well done fries. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 14, 2021 05:46 PM (oHd/0) 283
I saw a HUGE rattler along Salt Creek in Utah. I was taking a shortcut across some "pasture" (they can barely grow decent sagebrush out there, but whatever) and didn't see it. Well, I saw it just before I almost stepped on it. Keep in mind, they have excellent camouflage, and take on the hue of their surroundings really, really well.
My "lizard brain" pattern recognition noticed it before I did consciously. All of a sudden it morphed into reality like it had been beamed down from the Enterprise. I about jumped up a foot and back. It never moved a twitch. I leave 'em alone. Don't start nothin', there won't be nothin'. We're cool like that. Stay outta the tent, etc. I'm an old softy, I can't kill critters for no reason. Posted by: Common Tater at June 14, 2021 05:46 PM (tjqz9) 284
239 Shove a live snake up his ass!
Posted by: That Guy at June 14, 2021 05:29 PM (0i9kD) Hey! Hold on a damned minute! Posted by: The Gerbil at June 14, 2021 05:38 PM (axyOa) ------------------------------ There was an old man who kiestered a snake What would it take to kiester a snake?! He kiestered the snake to catch the gerbil I don't know why he kiestered the gerbil I guess he'll die Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 14, 2021 05:46 PM (CAJOC) 285
I've been told Harris County (Houston) and the bordering counties have more types of North American poisonous snakes than anyplace else. Water Moccasin, Coral, Copperhead, Western Diamondback, Eastern Diamondback, and a local rattlesnake species (Canebrake?).
Posted by: Gref at June 14, 2021 05:41 PM (AMIL/) That and a lot of 2 legged snakes ! Posted by: Jeffy Tooben at June 14, 2021 05:46 PM (M+Lyo) 286
pecan oil rub on the skin, nuke for 10/15 min. Crispy crust and flaky tender on the inside.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2021 05:46 PM (P/6ya) 287
think that " farm house" has been around for a bit, we have a farm and the house is referred to as a farm house.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 05:46 PM (GRWEX) 288
>>>And if they are, how much would you like to bet that they totally ignore the Comedy Gold handed them on a silver platter of Senile Preezy Angry KiddieSniffer?
Never happen. Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at June 14, 2021 05:47 PM (+QXOc) 289
267 Snake=dead by decapitation.
Posted by: Ben Had Next time slowly choke the snake to death as you gaze upon it's eyes like glazed donuts. Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 14, 2021 05:44 PM (rB4m/) For some reason, this made me think of the bath house scene in John Wick where Wick knifes the one guy under the chin and stares into his eyes as he dies. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 05:47 PM (csEWM) 290
I use those taters wrapped in clear plastic ready for the microwave.
First time I used one I took the wrap off by mistake....until I read the instructions. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 14, 2021 05:47 PM (R/m4+) 291
Remember when sticks of butter came wrapped in that aluminized paper? We always save that to bake potatoes in. Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 14, 2021 05:47 PM (0i9kD) 292
@266
The supposed libertarians have yet to feature Biden in an episode and openly mocked Trumps "losing." The shows been sucking fumes for over a decade. Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 14, 2021 05:47 PM (3kz7u) 293
Foil wrapped potatoes in a charcoal grill aren't bad if you do it right. But its hard to not burn or undercook them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 05:48 PM (KZzsI) 294
Hey everyone, sorry I wasn't around to talk about my movie review. I was in meetings all afternoon. I'll go take a look at the comments and criticism shortly.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 14, 2021 05:48 PM (5p7BC) 295
Martini Farmer: "Got a snake problem... get a mongoose. This is known..."
Interesting factoid: No snakes in Puerto Rico. It did have them, but the Spaniards brought over the mongoose. It killed the snakes. Then the rats came and prospered. So lots of rats in PR. Frankly, I'd prefer the snakes. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 14, 2021 05:49 PM (aXxgO) 296
Foil wrapped potatoes in a charcoal grill aren't bad if you do it right. But its hard to not burn or undercook them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 05:48 PM (KZzsI) ------------ Pellet grill for the win! Wrap with bacon, smoke for 20 minutes, turn heat up to finish. Mmmm. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 14, 2021 05:49 PM (2SdPm) 297
Got a snake problem... get a mongoose. This is known.
Hawaii introduced mongoose(s?) to deal with the rat problem in the sugar cane fields. A fight (or mating) between mongooses is like a cat fight 10X, and invariably takes place around 3 am. Hawaii asked, "what controls the mongoose population in their usual habitat?" so they could introduce it, too. Answer: king cobras. So they decided to live with the mongooses. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2021 05:49 PM (At5qb) 298
Yup...nothing worse than an underbaked tater when it comes to tater eating.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 14, 2021 05:44 PM You have no idea. Posted by: Mrs. S. at June 14, 2021 05:49 PM (DMUuz) 299
Unfortunately we get water moccasins here. All snakes seen are killed at Schloss Hadrian.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2021 05:33 PM (mht8P) So did Delilah get a nice filet Mignon? Posted by: CN at June 14, 2021 05:49 PM (ONvIw) 300
Hey everyone, sorry I wasn't around to talk about my movie review. I was in meetings all afternoon. I'll go take a look at the comments and criticism shortly.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 14, 2021 05:48 PM (5p7BC) ----------- Keep on keeping on. I wasn't there to comment on your post, but, it was well worth the read. Great job. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 14, 2021 05:50 PM (2SdPm) 301
I don't care how it baked as long as the potato has butter, salt, sour cream, bacon bits, and chives. Hell, hold the potato and give me the accoutrements.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 05:50 PM (kTF2Z) 302
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2021 05:39 PM (mht8P)
+++++I have a couple of questions. I was able to see the first day of the Westminster Dog Show and your darling Delilah. What was the rule in regard to mask wearing, as most people did not have them on, except for about 3 people? It looked to me like many of the handlers would put something in their mouths and then give it to their dog? Posted by: washrivergal at June 14, 2021 05:50 PM (d7+p1) 303
Is Stelter LARPing Green Acres?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 14, 2021 05:50 PM (vuisn) 304
There was an old man who kiestered a snake
What would it take to kiester a snake?! He kiestered the snake to catch the gerbil I don't know why he kiestered the gerbil I guess he'll die Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 14, 2021 05:46 PM (CAJOC), sniff...thats beautiful man! Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 05:51 PM (axyOa) 305
303 Is Stelter LARPing Green Acres?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 14, 2021 05:50 PM (vuisn) Yeah. But his Hungarian accent needs work. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 05:51 PM (6FeV1) 306
Dave in Fla. Thank You. I'm anxiously awaiting the next installment.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2021 05:51 PM (P/6ya) 307
Is Stelter LARPing Green Acres?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 14, 2021 05:50 PM (vuisn) He plays the water tower. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 05:51 PM (pfqSb) 308
Ukraine's President Zelensky announced on Twitter they are joining NATO.
US SecState Blinken says no, we don't know nothin' about that. https://bit.ly/3gwLygc Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 05:51 PM (YYlyE) 309
There were a lot of dog's listed as absent at WKC, only 2 of the Wire Haired Fox Terriers showed.
Posted by: CN at June 14, 2021 05:51 PM (ONvIw) 310
For some reason, this made me think of the bath house scene in John Wick where Wick knifes the one guy under the chin and stares into his eyes as he dies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD They all do that. Actors even have a # for that look. Called #7787 stare not to be confused with the naked breast stare #7788. Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 14, 2021 05:51 PM (rB4m/) 311
presumably that explains your baked potato experience and why fries are almost always under cooked.
Its straight inexperience if your fries aren't done. They're almost always done on a timer, but you have to fry them twice, if you're doing it from scratch, on two different temperature settings (crispy outside, cooked interior). Most places that get it wrong either don't do it twice or get them frozen and just throw them in for a while then plate when they seem done instead of being scientific about it. All cooking is basically a very scientific experiment, if you do it right and follow the proper steps, you get very consistent quality results. Or if you are really experienced and gifted you can do it by intuition and experience: this plus this done that way will be good. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 05:52 PM (KZzsI) 312
naturalfake: "And if they are, how much would you like to bet that they totally ignore the Comedy Gold handed them on a silver platter of Senile Preezy Angry KiddieSniffer?"
They're too busy watching me talk about sleeping in my own farts. Posted by: Trevor Noah's Best Hits at June 14, 2021 05:52 PM (aXxgO) 313
Dave another great thread
Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2021 05:53 PM (Cxk7w) Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 14, 2021 05:54 PM (3H9h1) 315
I like twice stuffed potatoes.
Posted by: Tater Brian at June 14, 2021 05:54 PM (0i9kD) 316
>>>Stay safe!
Posted by: grammie winger at June 14, 2021 05:42 PM (45fpk) Thank you, grammie, but I turned them down. It's over an hour away from me, and I am on call at home at 6am. Plus, I have to strip an ambulance bare so it can go in for service by 7. Couldn't make it work. Posted by: Baron Munchausen at June 14, 2021 05:54 PM (C1NyB) 317
I like potato skins every once in a while. Also like to leave the peels in mashed potatoes, gives a nice flavor
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 14, 2021 05:54 PM (M+Lyo) 318
US SecState Blinken says no, we don't know nothin' about that.
------ To be fair, even if it's true, why would anyone bother consulting or even informing the US about a treaty renegotiation on something we're a signatory to? France matters more. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 05:55 PM (pfqSb) 319
The best thing about keistering potatoes is that you can pull them out with a corkscrew...
Posted by: Tater Brian at June 14, 2021 05:55 PM (0i9kD) 320
For some reason, this made me think of the bath house scene in John Wick where Wick knifes the one guy under the chin and stares into his eyes as he dies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Did you know John Wick once killed three men with just a pencil? Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 05:55 PM (axyOa) 321
Hey Skip - I particularly wanted you to see it, since you talked about the legislation introduced. I haven't seen what is in the PA bill, but it should be closely tied to the report I linked to. I wrote the piece before the bill was announced.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 14, 2021 05:55 PM (5p7BC) 322
North Korean defector says 'even North Korea was not this nuts' after attending Ivy League school
North Korean defector and human rights advocate, Yeonmi Park, fears the United States' future "s as bleak as North Korea" after she attended one of the country's most prestigious universities. www.foxnews.com/us/ north-korean-defector-ivy-league-nuts Pretty girl, thoughtful woman: https://is.gd/YhnBqT Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 05:56 PM (TvHck) 323
From the "You've got to be shitting me" file.
A buddy of mine called me to tell me about an absolute debacle resulting from combined madness, idiocy and craven vote-buying in my old home state. Apparently, CO has a program where if you qualify for the free lunch program but don't take advantage of it (e.g., you send your kid to school with a bagged lunch), the state (via the district, according to their normal free lunch cost-sharing) will rebate the value of the benefit that you *didn't* consume to offset the cost of cold lunches prepared at home. That's insane enough. Then COVID happened. The governor signed an EO mandating that any enrolled student could go pick up a hot lunch every day, even while schools were closed for the 'Vid (because kids have no food at home, as the typical argument goes). To enable this, they waived all eligibility requirements for the free lunch program. So they combined, and the net effect is that basically every family (at least in the Front Range) is getting a rebate for the value of a year's worth of school lunches, since no one was at school and virtually no one did the insane "go to school for your free lunch" scheme. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 05:56 PM (FNA9s) 324
Dave in FL, thanks for "Closing the Barn Door".
Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 05:57 PM (TvHck) 325
What was the rule in regard to mask wearing, as most people did not have them on, except for about 3 people? I assumed everyone had to wear one, but it doesn't seem to have been enforced too well. I wasn't there. It looked to me like many of the handlers would put something in their mouths and then give it to their dog? Bait, usually liver or a hot dog. Focuses the dog's attention. Unfortunately few people use it correctly at the right time. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2021 05:57 PM (mht8P) 326
Every dying European country except the Visigrad is saying Amen to the US taxpayers wallet being ripped open
Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2021 05:58 PM (P/6ya) 327
Did you know John Wick once killed three men with just a pencil?
Yeah but did he shoot a man in Reno, just to watch him die? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 05:58 PM (KZzsI) 328
Couldn't make it work.
Posted by: Baron Munchausen at June 14, 2021 05:54 PM (C1NyB) I'm selfishly glad. Posted by: grammie winger at June 14, 2021 05:58 PM (45fpk) 329
Diogenes, behold the power of just one syllable:
Did you know John Wick once killed three men with just a penguin? Posted by: callsign claymore at June 14, 2021 05:59 PM (M1BFL) 330
TBH, I thought (the) Ukraine was in NATO. Didn't they voluntarily give up their Nukes, in exchange for something, under great pressure from the international community?
What did they get for that? Free money from US Taxpayers, whilst Hunter Biden and the other Democrat pipeline specialists skim off the top? Posted by: Common Tater at June 14, 2021 05:59 PM (tjqz9) 331
Also like to leave the peels in mashed potatoes, gives a nice flavor
I do too, but my brother doesn't like it and I have to cook for him too here. I like my mashed potatoes loaded up with garlic and flavorings but he wants em old fashioned with nothing special. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 06:00 PM (KZzsI) 332
Baking potato tips: never wrap in foil, and if you see a recipe calling for 350F baking temperature, pay it no attention. Me, and I'm talking myself into baking a couple tonight. Big ass Russet, pushing on lb each. Slather with Crisco (butter will do as well). Bake on convect at 460F. Yes, 460F convect. Takes about 1 to 1.25 hours for the big ass pounder Russets. Serve immediately out of the oven. Cut into it, and you have a flaky, fluffy explosion. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2021 06:00 PM (Mzdiz) 333
Well that blowed up RlhGd
Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2021 06:00 PM (RlhGd) 334
@318
Also with Ukraine in NATO, the countries that were dipping their beaks in dark and skulking around , can now do it out in the open through NGOs and other fronts. Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 14, 2021 06:00 PM (3kz7u) 335
"Chris Wallace, top anchor at supposedly 'fair and balanced' Fox, again lays the blame for the suppression of the lab leak hypothesis fact at the feet of the Trump administration."
I'm calling it now, 6-14-21: when the DNC Operatives With Bylines can no longer deny the fact that this was a lab leak, they will blame Trump for funding "gain of function" research in China and pretend they reported the Lab Leak theory all along. Guy on the radio made an interesting observation: whenever their has been a virus originating naturally from a Chinese wet market or whatever, by this time we know Patient Zero, we know where he/she caught, down to the stall number on the fried bat takeout cart. But for COVID, we still have NO PROOF that it occurred outside the lab. Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 06:01 PM (83lwH) 336
North Korean defector and human rights advocate, Yeonmi Park, fears the United States' future "s as bleak as North Korea" after she attended one of the country's most prestigious universities.
-- I do believe that's the Ivy's goal. Of course, they all believe they'll be in the upper caste and will avoid all the misery. Posted by: Lady in Black at June 14, 2021 06:01 PM (O+I8R) 337
Miley likes to eat the skins. She says that method above makes for the crispiest skins she's ever had. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2021 06:01 PM (Mzdiz) 338
my general guide, and machiavelli would be with me here, never give your hbombs away.
stupid move Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 06:02 PM (GRWEX) Posted by: Tater Brian at June 14, 2021 06:02 PM (0i9kD) 340
Diogenes, behold the power of just one syllable:
Did you know John Wick once killed three men with just a penguin? Posted by: callsign claymore at June 14, 2021 05:59 PM (M1BFL), *** Syllables...what can't they do? Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 06:02 PM (axyOa) 341
A "farm" house is where the all the chainsaw massacre people live - patiently sharping all their murder tools just waiting for you to break down in your vehicle some moon lit night.
Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2021 06:02 PM (gmo/4) 342
I do believe that's the Ivy's goal. Of course, they all believe they'll be in the upper caste and will avoid all the misery.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 14, 2021 06:01 PM (O+I8R) ++++ And they are probably right about that. Everyone else and every other university - and maybe even a couple of the Lesser Ivies - will become gulag transfer sites, but a fair few of them will be fine. They won't like the new rules of serving under formal political officers, but it won't actually be too different from they operate now. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 06:02 PM (FNA9s) 343
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2021 05:57 PM (mht8P)
++++Thank you, I wasn't sure what I was seeing with regards to the bits of food. Makes sense. Posted by: washrivergal at June 14, 2021 06:03 PM (d7+p1) 344
the big thing that the guys in kiev gave away, and what everybody was most worried over was the fact that they held the most red mercury of anybody in the world.
that was the first thing we moved out of there. Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 06:03 PM (GRWEX) 345
Dave give me a few minutes, have to look it up on my history
Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2021 06:04 PM (Cxk7w) 346
The Babylon Bee is letting them slither away without admitting fault.
++++ This was my take. They got themselves off the list, but as far as I know they *didn't* get a retraction and formal apology. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 06:04 PM (FNA9s) 347
i think in the popular vernacular "farm house" means where the staff for circus freaks come from.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 06:05 PM (GRWEX) 348
Watching Armageddon. The blew up Paris real good. At least they blew up Shanghai first.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 06:05 PM (2DOZq) 349
TGI Fridays frozen potato skins baked in the oven, doctored with extra cheddar and sour cream.
Posted by: dartist at June 14, 2021 06:05 PM (+ya+t) 350
And they are probably right about that. Everyone else and every other university - and maybe even a couple of the Lesser Ivies - will become gulag transfer sites, but a fair few of them will be fine. They won't like the new rules of serving under formal political officers, but it won't actually be too different from they operate now.
Posted by: J nah, if history is any guide they are going to get it first. Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 06:06 PM (GRWEX) 351
For pure arteriosclerotic delight, mix up equal parts of cold A/E Sour Cream and room temp Dairy Butter and Velveeta, add chopped onion and use as a topping to the oven baked potato with no foil. Thank me later!
Posted by: Common Tater at June 14, 2021 06:06 PM (tjqz9) 352
dartist, very good.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2021 06:07 PM (P/6ya) 353
Did you know John Wick once killed three men with just a pencil?
I luv that series. Just check your brain in at the door because you won't be needing for about an hour and a half. Enjoy Gun Fu. Rinse, repeat. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 06:07 PM (HaL55) 354
"Did you know John Wick once killed three men with just a pencil?"
"Yeah but did he shoot a man in Reno, just to watch him die?" Amateurs https://tinyurl.com/39ube6tt Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 06:07 PM (83lwH) 355
nah, if history is any guide they are going to get it first.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 06:06 PM (GRWEX) ++++ They may well. The intellectuals usually get the chop. But there is the possibility that the truly top-end elite schools like most of the Ivies might be retained. Some are usually kept around, too - concentrated where the commissars can keep an eye on them. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 06:07 PM (Dxlqa) 356
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Thank you very much, grammie. You really are one of the sweetest people here. Posted by: Baron Munchausen at June 14, 2021 06:08 PM (C1NyB) 357
https://www.theepochtimes.com/pennsylvania republicans introduce sweeping election reform bill
https://tinyurl.com/4defa8nh I think Democrats will have lots or wiggle room to get around it. When I build things or know people will be around know to look for any way it can be abused. Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2021 06:08 PM (Cxk7w) 358
Syllables...what can't they do?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 06:02 PM (axyOa) Well, I uh...you know. The thing. That's number one. Number two: Hardy har har C'mon man. I'm gettin' in trouble here. Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at June 14, 2021 06:08 PM (v0R5T) 359
They may well. The intellectuals usually get the chop. But there is the possibility that the truly top-end elite schools like most of the Ivies might be retained. Some are usually kept around, too - concentrated where the commissars can keep an eye on them.
Posted by: J i get it, however, I think these guys are as much true believers as anything and they are a bitch for the guys running things that need to cut some corneres here and there. Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 06:08 PM (GRWEX) Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 06:09 PM (GRWEX) 361
it. You won't be needing it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 06:10 PM (HaL55) 362
Stereotypes have no home here!!! *hic*
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at June 14, 2021 06:10 PM (W4eKo) 363
A properly done baked potato will result in a thick, tough, chewy, nearly leather-like skin, preferably lightly crusted with not-too-much Kosher salt.
The perfect vehicle for soaking up butter, melted sharp cheddar cheese and perhaps a few bits of genuine, crumbled bacon. While the general-purpose innards of said potato might well be sublime, it is the perfectly rendered skin and fixins that is the delight of the dish. Best enjoyed with a darker beer such as a Newcastle Ale, in a well-frosted pilsner glass or mug. And should be plated with a perfectly cooked steak, a Sirloin or better. Funny though, every now and then, a one-in-a-hundred baked potato can steal the spotlight from the steak. And that's a special meal, indeed! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at June 14, 2021 06:10 PM (QzJWU) 364
The problem with John Wick sequels is there were a lot of 'John Wicks' . He was supposed to be the baddest of bad , the boogey man . The sequels had a lot that were his equals. Of course they had to make a woman his equal in the 3rd one.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 06:11 PM (2DOZq) 365
"nah, if history is any guide they are going to get it first."
Well since the GOP is impotent and will probably give up their member lists to the Re-Education Czar, I figure I might as well register as Democrat and work my way up the ladder to become...the Re-Education Czar. Making sure Kristol, French, Driscoll and Treacher get the "very best treatment" available. And the rest of the Quisling NeverTrumpers. Then the Libertarians. And finally all the Marxists heretics. You will be amazed at how many Marxists will declared enemies of the state. Nom nom nom. Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 06:13 PM (83lwH) 366
Chris, is he paying rent?
His house, he buys most of the groceries. Plus, you know, he's my brother and I like to make him happy if I can. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 06:13 PM (KZzsI) 367
somebody said that in john wick 3 he meets kaiser sozhe
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 06:14 PM (GRWEX) 368
A properly done baked potato will result in a thick, tough, chewy, nearly leather-like skin, preferably lightly crusted with not-too-much Kosher salt.
-- This is the way I make mine. Medium sized. Run under water to clean off dirt, poke a few holes, while wet sprinkle on Kosher salt (the chunkier kind), straight onto the oven rack. No foil, no oil. 350 for 1-1/2 hours. I don't get the kind Publius likes. I always tell Mr. Black if he goes to the store for me, "don't get the potato footballs!" Posted by: Lady in Black at June 14, 2021 06:14 PM (O+I8R) 369
One way or a other all voting should be in by cut off time .Mailing you had a month that in person doesn't have, that was so badly abused in 2020.
Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2021 06:14 PM (Cxk7w) 370
"course they had to make a woman his equal in the 3rd one."
You know what's coming. Wick transitions to a tranny for the 4th movie. Surprised Kathleen Kennedy didn't pull that stunt with Han Solo. Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 06:15 PM (83lwH) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 06:15 PM (KZzsI) 372
Surprised Kathleen Kennedy didn't pull that stunt with Han Solo.
There's still time. She brought back Emperor Palantine and made a dead actress keep her role. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 06:17 PM (KZzsI) 373
"They got themselves off the list, but as far as I know they *didn't* get a retraction and formal apology."
My working theory is at after a certain point, troublemakers are allowed to meet our Alien Overlords (tm) and get imprinted with The Master Plan so they will get with the program. Explains people like John Roberts, PJ Media, etc. "Ah yes, how did I not see this? OF COURSE the toxic white male must be eradicated" Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 06:19 PM (83lwH) 374
We just started watching "Blacklist". I like it so far. It makes the F.I.B. look like the total a-hole/idiots they are. Does it stay good? (7 seasons...)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 14, 2021 06:24 PM (7Fj9P) 375
I lost interest in "Blacklist" after Season 4.
Too many flip-flops and desperate surprises just made it all too confusing. Oh, and characters you didn't care about. Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 14, 2021 06:29 PM (vuisn) 376
Well we were warned in the 50s that certain Rock and Roll music would lead to riots and perversions. And they were laughed at and disrespected.
70 years later look what's going on. Posted by: jakee308 at June 14, 2021 07:06 PM (gHWbw) 377
The only yellow mnemonic I remember is; If it's yellow it's mellow and if it's brown flush it down.
No? Red touches yellow you're a dead fellow. Red touches Black you're okay jack. But really, how many times do people come into contact with a coral snake. They're very shy and you have to almost step on them to get bit. One big rule to follow is never stick any part of your body into any place you can't see fully. Hands and feet are what usually get you. Posted by: jakee308 at June 14, 2021 07:11 PM (gHWbw) 378
Reminds me of an exchange on a military web site about the JCOS being in charge of a climate fighting and gay making anti-American military.
The other posters said, "I can tell your not a Veteran, right?" Right? Posted by: obsidian at June 15, 2021 10:09 AM (7+yqP) 379
How will black criminals ever vote republican if we call out their behavior. How will they ever believe dems real racists if we identify criminals as black? How will basketball Americans ever get off the dem plantation if we tell the truth?
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