Insurrectionist Cafe: This Stunning and Brave Turtle Will Not Be Defined By Your Racist, Anti-Turtite Preconceptions Edition

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1 Uh huh. That's a meteor falling into the volcano, not a death ray. Uh huh.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 14, 2021 06:03 PM (GbPPJ)

2 *prances all about*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 14, 2021 06:03 PM (GbPPJ)

3 Sponge!

Posted by: Bete at June 14, 2021 06:03 PM (Ojki1)

4 *plants flag*

I CLAIM THIS THREAD FOR ALEXTOPIA!

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 14, 2021 06:03 PM (GbPPJ)

5 Alextopia can be successfully treated by a licensed eye care professional.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 14, 2021 06:05 PM (WFMLs)

6 When is Shame Month?

Asking for a colleague.

Posted by: Dr. Peter Daszak, Asst. Dir., Wuhan Murder Hornet Lab and Patented Medicine Emporium at June 14, 2021 06:06 PM (Ndje9)

7 Re: the Mount Merapi Meteor:

SMOD is such a pussy- it can't even get it done with backup.

Posted by: fringe at June 14, 2021 06:06 PM (FPur3)

8 Meteor my sweat perky behind! That is Zenu coming back to free all the Thetans.

Posted by: motionview - Wuhan Flu and China Virus FTW at June 14, 2021 06:06 PM (RKp8A)

9 i love corina getting punched up, tbh

Posted by: ace the wax-shamer at June 14, 2021 06:07 PM (0G13K)

10 I had something witty but lost track at the idea of AtC prancing.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 06:08 PM (axyOa)

11 Uh oh. I think that volcano was the location of Dr. Evil's secret lair.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 06:08 PM (guGkK)

12 God shoots meteor directly into most active volcano.

A smart species would take that as a warning.

Humanity is not such a species.

Posted by: Bete at June 14, 2021 06:09 PM (Ojki1)

13 So a major politician has finally come out and called out the regime for arresting the Jan 6 protester for their political beliefs rather than any serious threat, violence or damage.
Unfortunately it was not any Republican but Putin slapping down Biden, in response to his criticisms somebody gave the meat puppet to read.

Posted by: Ripley at June 14, 2021 06:10 PM (PTDkx)

14 Wow. Corina really got her clock cleaned by that busboy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 06:10 PM (guGkK)

15
A meteor recently fell into the most active volcano in Indonesia, Mount Merapi

True Headline:

Invasion of Earth By Trudzillian Empire Fails Due to Guidance Malfunction in Megadeath Extinction Class Warship.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 14, 2021 06:11 PM (dWwl8)

16 Watch out for the soft shell turtles. Their necks are a lot longer than you think and they bite.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at June 14, 2021 06:11 PM (3DZIZ)

17 No way to verify if the meteor landed in the volcano without another picture taken from a different angle.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 14, 2021 06:11 PM (WFMLs)

18 Damn. I just did the snoopy dance around my house. I thought my wife said the headline was Media Falls Into Volcano.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 06:12 PM (uEbPt)

19 Do they charge extra for the restaurant action...entertainment cover?

Posted by: BignJames at June 14, 2021 06:12 PM (AwYPR)

20 This Stunning and Brave Turtle Will Not Be Defined By Your Racist, Anti-Turtite Preconceptions Edition
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Dude, we don't want him either. And we let damn near anyone into our group. Seriously, there was a Dalmatian, giraffe, ape and giant mutant stingray.

Posted by: Michelangelo, Ninja Turtle at June 14, 2021 06:12 PM (Ojki1)

21 Corina could stand to pass up a few of those parmesan chicken sandwiches, IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 06:13 PM (guGkK)

22 And now Alex has a raccoon face.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 06:13 PM (kTF2Z)

23 Somebody needa teach these putas how to treat a lady.

Posted by: Corina at June 14, 2021 06:14 PM (sWM8x)

24 *prances all about*
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 14, 2021 06:03 PM


Any Republican can prance and sneeze.

You are royalty. You gambol, Madam.

Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Royality Protocol Advisor at June 14, 2021 06:14 PM (DMUuz)

25 Do not take Alextopia if you are allergic to Alextopia.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 06:14 PM (uEbPt)

26 I think the volcano picture is bullshit. If it isn't bullshit, though, that's the luckiest photographer who ever lived.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 14, 2021 06:15 PM (sWM8x)

27 Lol
So is the cyan bio weapon actually worse than the flu or is it all still fake news?

Posted by: Proud Moderate at June 14, 2021 06:15 PM (dltUf)

28 I didn't realize McConnell could move that fast.

Posted by: Bosk at June 14, 2021 06:16 PM (FgPjD)

29 the german shepherd is really great too

Posted by: ace the wax-shamer at June 14, 2021 06:16 PM (0G13K)

30 Somehow the cute kitten and puppy video didn't seem to belong in the same thread with the crazy, brawling people at the fast food place.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2021 06:16 PM (k39e/)

31 Alex is a royal alright. A royal PITA.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 06:16 PM (uEbPt)

32 I like that Steve Inman is now supplying Foley effects. It makes the baton impacts that much more satisfying.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 06:17 PM (guGkK)

33 For what it's worth, I think the story about the man and the whale is bullshit, too.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 14, 2021 06:17 PM (sWM8x)

34 >>.30 Somehow the cute kitten and puppy video didn't seem to belong in the same thread with the crazy, brawling people at the fast food place.


i try to give you a rollercoaster of emotions.

Posted by: ace the wax-shamer at June 14, 2021 06:17 PM (0G13K)

35 If that meteor landed inside the volcano that hole in one was a one in a million.

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2021 06:17 PM (Cxk7w)

36
God shoots meteor directly into most active volcano.

Turtle runs for safety

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2021 06:18 PM (63Dwl)

37 God shoots meteor directly into most active volcano.



"Good shot, Mr. Big Guy. Here's your ten."
"Could you do Washington DC next?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 06:18 PM (HaL55)

38 I would love to get a dog but wife is against it.

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2021 06:18 PM (Cxk7w)

39 3 Sponge!
Posted by: Bete at June 14, 2021 06:03 PM (Ojki1)


Bob!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - White Man: Threat or Menace? Now Sponsored by The Outrage Outlet! at June 14, 2021 06:19 PM (rCZtx)

40 i try to give you a rollercoaster of emotions.
Posted by: ace the wax-shamer at June 14, 2021 06:17 PM (0G13K)



If readers don't leave feeling uneasy and conflicted, then you haven't done your job as an artist.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 06:19 PM (guGkK)

41 I'm not going to say a volcano being hit with a meteor is a sign of the end times, but I sure as hell hope so.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 06:19 PM (KZzsI)

42 This Stunning and Brave Turtle Will Not Be Defined By Your Racist, Anti-Turtite Preconceptions


Yummy Maple-Chipotle Glazed Turtle Escapes Being Eaten

Posted by: naturalfake at June 14, 2021 06:19 PM (dWwl8)

43 34 >>.30 Somehow the cute kitten and puppy video didn't seem to belong in the same thread with the crazy, brawling people at the fast food place.


i try to give you a rollercoaster of emotions.
Posted by: ace the wax-shamer at June 14, 2021 06:17 PM (0G13K)

I believe accepted phrase is "Subverted expectations."

Posted by: Bete at June 14, 2021 06:20 PM (Ojki1)

44 Did the meteor have a brain cloud?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - White Man: Threat or Menace? Now Sponsored by The Outrage Outlet! at June 14, 2021 06:20 PM (rCZtx)

45 Sponge!
Posted by: Bete at June 14, 2021 06:03 PM (

Bob!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - White Man: Threat or Menace? Now Sponsored by The Outrage Outlet! at June 14, 2021 06:19 PM (

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Squarepants!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 06:20 PM (kTF2Z)

46 This Peter Daszak is a regular Nathan Thurm. Amirite or amirite?

Posted by: Minuteman at June 14, 2021 06:20 PM (LaNzR)

47 I'm glad to hear Putin broke it off in Puddin's ass over Ashli Babbitt and the 1/6 political prisoners. I hope he's just getting warmed up and takes this opportunity to humiliate the ever-lovin' dogfuck out of the bitch.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 14, 2021 06:21 PM (sWM8x)

48 38 I would love to get a dog but wife is against it.
Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2021 06:18 PM (Cxk7w)

Going to miss her, huh?

Posted by: just the punchline at June 14, 2021 06:21 PM (Ojki1)

49 I suddenly remembered I had dark chocolate brownie mix. It'sa smelling pretty good here at stately Casa Backwardio.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 06:21 PM (HaL55)

50 Corina went down hard twice in that video. I doubt she learned anything. She probably unlearned a couple of things.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 06:22 PM (YYlyE)

51 47 I'm glad to hear Putin broke it off in Puddin's ass over Ashli Babbitt and the 1/6 political prisoners. I hope he's just getting warmed up and takes this opportunity to humiliate the ever-lovin' dogfuck out of the bitch.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 14, 2021 06:21 PM (sWM8x)

Bidet is humiliation proof. Nothing you do will register to him or his insane fellow travelers, and the media sure won't cover it.

Posted by: Bete at June 14, 2021 06:22 PM (Ojki1)

52 the german shepherd is really great too
Posted by: ace the wax-shamer at June 14, 2021 06:16 PM (0G13K)

Yes that was well worth the watch

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 06:23 PM (uEbPt)

53 I fondly remember the halcyon days of getting licked to sleep.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 14, 2021 06:23 PM (ZSrej)

54 That "photo" of the "meteor" is faker than CNN. Ask any photographer why.

Hint: exposure

Posted by: nobody at June 14, 2021 06:23 PM (BxEdk)

55 Ayia and Munchi(?) Is too cute

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2021 06:23 PM (Cxk7w)

56 > I would love to get a dog but wife is against it.

Same. I had a cat when my wife and I married. The cat died this last Christmas evening.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 06:23 PM (YYlyE)

57
Good shot, Mr. Big Guy.

You play a Slazenger 1, don't you?

This is a Slazenger 7.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2021 06:23 PM (63Dwl)

58 I got about halfway through the German Shepherd video and lost it. I miss my girl.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 14, 2021 06:24 PM (ZSrej)

59 The meat puppet always looks like he's staring directly into the sun.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 14, 2021 06:24 PM (3kz7u)

60 A meteor recently fell into the most active volcano in Indonesia, Mount Merapi

Oh, SMOD. Why hast though forsaken us?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 14, 2021 06:24 PM (aXxgO)

61 54 That "photo" of the "meteor" is faker than CNN. Ask any photographer why.

Hint: exposure
Posted by: nobody at June 14, 2021 06:23 PM (BxEdk)

A SMOD fake. Typical.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - White Man: Threat or Menace? Now Sponsored by The Outrage Outlet! at June 14, 2021 06:24 PM (rCZtx)

62 Chore-dog is pretty amazing.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 14, 2021 06:24 PM (z5Vrg)

63 I suddenly remembered I had dark chocolate brownie mix. It'sa smelling pretty good here at stately Casa Backwardio.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 06:21 PM (HaL55)

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*Looks at BackwardsBoy*

*Looks at USB*

*Looks at BackwardsBoy*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 06:24 PM (kTF2Z)

64 Cuteness overload.

++++

She does have a nice ass.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 14, 2021 06:24 PM (hVqGz)

65 We must understand Corina's rage!!! *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at June 14, 2021 06:25 PM (W4eKo)

66 The meat puppet always looks like he's staring directly into the sun.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 14, 2021 06:24 PM (3kz7u)



Biden has perfected the art of slackjaw.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 06:25 PM (guGkK)

67 Well... women are no longer allowed to throw punches without consequence. I guess that's progress. Yay.

I do enjoy the look on her face when a women who obviously has never been hit back gets crushed with an overhand right.

Yes Princess, your days of abusing men just came to an abrupt end.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 06:25 PM (83lwH)

68 I think the volcano picture is bullshit. If it isn't bullshit, though, that's the luckiest photographer who ever lived.

Nobody's that lucky. This was an inside job.

Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2021 06:25 PM (Lt1JN)

69 That fat latina looks like she is used to getting smacked around.

Check her papers.....prolly an illegal invader too.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 14, 2021 06:26 PM (R/m4+)

70 54 That "photo" of the "meteor" is faker than CNN. Ask any photographer why.

Hint: exposure
Posted by: nobody at June 14, 2021 06:23 PM (BxEdk)

Fake but accurate.

Posted by: Dan Rather at June 14, 2021 06:26 PM (Ojki1)

71 Time to get cleaned up, Denmark went down like a two bit where but Norway isn't going with it.
A good movie, bit of a heart wrencher is Land of Mines, Denmark got some vengeance.

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2021 06:26 PM (Cxk7w)

72 Check her papers.....prolly an illegal invader too.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 14, 2021 06:26 PM (R/m4+)




I think the term you're looking for is "Dreamer"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 06:27 PM (guGkK)

73 We just started watching "Blacklist", starring James Spader. As far as I know, he's A-political, and *might* be a closet conservative.. I like it so far. It makes the F.I.B. look like the total a-hole/idiots they are. Does it stay good? (7 seasons...)

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 14, 2021 06:27 PM (7Fj9P)

74 Is it bad of me to no longer really have a side I'm rooting for in the antifa vs cops videos?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 14, 2021 06:27 PM (S9l8l)

75 Oh, SMOD. Why hast though forsaken us?

"Everyone gets a warning shot."
--God

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 06:27 PM (KZzsI)

76 Howdy, beloved Horde!

Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 06:28 PM (tcsxg)

77 I still say the chicken enthusiast is a bit of a joke. One you can tell she's failing at laughing and barely keeps from just busting out laughing. And B. She was a contestant on the Bachelor! So its likely they asked her what makes her stand out and she probably just has a bunch of free range chickens and they asked her to play it up for tv.

Posted by: buzzion at June 14, 2021 06:28 PM (vMCab)

78 well back in the swamp

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 14, 2021 06:28 PM (IHyjr)

79 SpongeBrain Shitpants

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 14, 2021 06:29 PM (/6GbT)

80 What a great German Shepherd!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2021 06:29 PM (k39e/)

81 That "photo" of the "meteor" is faker than CNN. Ask any photographer why.

Hint: exposure
Posted by: nobody at June 14, 2021 06:23 PM (BxEdk)
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And it wasn't followed by a sky-beam. Duh.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 14, 2021 06:29 PM (WGara)

82 Brave Sir Robin, He was so much fun in Boston Legal.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2021 06:29 PM (P/6ya)

83 Blacklist is also a fantastic Legendary Pink Dots song.

It's weird how prescient it was.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 14, 2021 06:29 PM (S9l8l)

84 That German Shepherd one was just the sweetest thing I've ever seen. What a precious dog.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 14, 2021 06:29 PM (O+I8R)

85 I once set up my DSLR camera on a tripod at night, trying to capture the moon and the stars. My settings:

Exposure time: 30 seconds
Aperture: auto
ISO: 6400

All I got was a mediocre photo with still some blur due to the breeze.

But sure, some schmuck saw a meteor falling, quickly took out his cell phone and took that picture, LOL. GTFO.

Posted by: nobody at June 14, 2021 06:29 PM (BxEdk)

86
This lightning strike vid came up on my feed the other day:

https://youtu.be/3kZNv4rmyv4

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 06:29 PM (eZG8/)

87 same thing happened with us the other day

got a turtl out of the road, set him by the water he sat there for five mins then BOOM / SHAZAM ran off to the water, dove in, and that was that.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 06:30 PM (GRWEX)

88 Props to that restaurant worker for slipping the jab and countering like a pro.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 06:30 PM (II3Gr)

89 Chicken enthusiast responds to new CDC guidance on kissing chickens

++++

On the one hand we have a power hungry federal agency wanting to control every aspect of our lives, on the other: a chicken kisser.

Don't make me choose sides.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 14, 2021 06:30 PM (hVqGz)

90 I'm glad to hear Putin broke it off in Puddin's ass over Ashli Babbitt and the 1/6 political prisoners.

Yeah, if anybody would know about state-sanctioned murder and people disappearing in the middle of the night it would be The Poot.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 14, 2021 06:30 PM (W4eKo)

91 "Oh, SMOD. Why hast though forsaken us?"

He's just trolling us before he smacks into Yellowstone, letting us know he can hit the Caldera center mass whenever he feels like it.

I wonder how redundant that would be? Wiping out the world, but North America twice for good measure?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 06:30 PM (83lwH)

92 Props to that restaurant worker for slipping the jab and countering like a pro.

***

The counter was the only thing preventing it from being a knife fight.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 14, 2021 06:30 PM (S9l8l)

93 for a brief sec thought turtl vid had been hacked by bob from our phones.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 06:31 PM (GRWEX)

94 An interviewer asked vice president Victoria Alonso why Marvel Studios has been so successful:

"You are leaving money on the table by not representing. If we don't represent the people that watch what we make, eventually they'll go elsewhere."

Well... it was nice while it lasted. Clearly, it was not well written, clever movies with good directing and acting, it was not casting or faithfulness to the source material. It was inclusion and diversity.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 06:31 PM (KZzsI)

95
oh for fucks sake..

oh for fucks sake...

Now they have JJ "Dynomite!" Walker doing the incessant and infernal Medicare tv ads.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 06:31 PM (eZG8/)

96 Why is the CDC all of a sudden worried about what people do with their chickens?

Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 06:31 PM (tcsxg)

97 Did anyone have "Russia lecturing the United States on free speech and political prisoners" on their card? If so, please come to the window to collect your prize.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 14, 2021 06:32 PM (S9l8l)

98 74 Is it bad of me to no longer really have a side I'm rooting for in the antifa vs cops videos?
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I'm rooting for Putin against Puddinhead. Strange times we live in.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 14, 2021 06:32 PM (sWM8x)

99 Ah severe thunderstorms to roll thru tonight...good will wash the bird shit and cicadas missiles that hit my car

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 14, 2021 06:32 PM (IHyjr)

100 Eat me, spam filter.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2021 06:32 PM (hku12)

101 so the volcano / metor thing, are the aliens holding meetings before the big ufo thing from dod?

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 06:32 PM (GRWEX)

102 Uh huh. That's a meteor falling into the volcano, not a death ray. Uh huh.
Posted by: alexthechick


Odin Turbo OLight Flashlight.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 06:32 PM (RTTbl)

103 We are screwed, as a country. We need to... what, now?

Posted by: kraken at June 14, 2021 06:32 PM (6Je/Q)

104 "I'm glad to hear Putin broke it off in Puddin's ass over Ashli Babbitt and the 1/6 political prisoners."

Wonderful. The Tyrant Putin is asking questions our own Impotent Leaders refuse to. Maybe Putin can get a Red Cross Inspection.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 06:32 PM (83lwH)

105
Never put your face near a chicken.
Everyone knows this, no?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 06:32 PM (eZG8/)

106 Now they have JJ "Dynomite!" Walker doing the incessant and infernal Medicare tv ads.
Posted by: S


in fairness better him than jj seftn.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 06:33 PM (GRWEX)

107 Yeah, if anybody would know about state-sanctioned murder and people disappearing in the middle of the night it would be The Poot.

He's not upset at Biden for doing it. He's upset for doing such a hack job of it and being unprofessional. It offends his sense of a job well done.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 06:33 PM (KZzsI)

108 Does it stay good? (7 seasons...)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 14, 2021 06:27 PM (7Fj9P)


I think I bailed during or after Season 3. Didn't seem to be going anywhere sensible and a lot of sameness IIRC. Silly situations to keep the program going.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 14, 2021 06:33 PM (dWwl8)

109 Uh huh. That's a meteor falling into the volcano, not a death ray. Uh huh.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria

Jews have meteor machines in space.
*schedules another apology tour*

Posted by: Congresswoman MTG at June 14, 2021 06:33 PM (GWIPO)

110 "You are leaving money on the table by not representing. If we don't represent the people that watch what we make, eventually they'll go elsewhere."

***

So they're saying straight white people are the only group that can - and does - watch and read simply for the story, with no regard for the superficial colors or where the people like to rub their pink bits.

Neat.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 14, 2021 06:33 PM (S9l8l)

111 What is it with ghetto denizens, fast food joints and violence?

Maybe if someone taught them how to cook they would appreciate the hard work it takes to feed their fat asses and stay home more.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 14, 2021 06:33 PM (R/m4+)

112 I was trying to ask, and I'm not sure why I can't, other than having a fat ass and big fake juggs, what's up with Demi Rose?

Has she done... anything?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2021 06:33 PM (5ieoM)

113 Can't people with chickens just wear masks?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 14, 2021 06:34 PM (S9l8l)

114 Meteorite my ass! Watch, Godzilla is going to hop out of that damn volcano.

Posted by: JROD at June 14, 2021 06:34 PM (0jZnq)

115 We are screwed, as a country. We need to... what, now?




you're doing it wrng.

sit back, have a drink, watch the natives shred each other.

then it is time to move in.

think nazis vs commies

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 06:34 PM (GRWEX)

116 96 Why is the CDC all of a sudden worried about what people do with their chickens?
Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 06:31 PM (tcsxg)


And when did kissing chickens become a thing?

Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 06:35 PM (tcsxg)

117 Has she done... anything?

She's posed a lot on Instragram, man. That's hard work! Or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 06:35 PM (KZzsI)

118 The counter was the only thing preventing it from being a knife fight.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 14, 2021 06:30 PM (S9l8l)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 06:35 PM (II3Gr)

119 112 I was trying to ask, and I'm not sure why I can't, other than having a fat ass and big fake juggs, what's up with Demi Rose?

Has she done... anything?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2021 06:33 PM (5ieoM)

Happy to say I do not know what a " Demi Rose" even is....

Posted by: kraken at June 14, 2021 06:35 PM (6Je/Q)

120 94 An interviewer asked vice president Victoria Alonso why Marvel Studios has been so successful:

"You are leaving money on the table by not representing. If we don't represent the people that watch what we make, eventually they'll go elsewhere."

Well... it was nice while it lasted. Clearly, it was not well written, clever movies with good directing and acting, it was not casting or faithfulness to the source material. It was inclusion and diversity.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 06:31 PM (KZzsI)

They haven't exactly hidden where they want to go for a while now. The question is will the audience follow? Rumors are none of their TV shows are the hit Disney needs, and two of their next 3 movies- including the China pander film, might not even be shown in China.

Posted by: Bete at June 14, 2021 06:35 PM (Ojki1)

121 Fake but accurate.
Posted by: Dan Rather at June 14, 2021 06:26 PM (Ojki1)

After all these years, Dan Rather still doesn't know what the frequency was.

Posted by: nobody at June 14, 2021 06:35 PM (BxEdk)

122 Never pet snapping turtles on the head.

Posted by: dartist at June 14, 2021 06:35 PM (+ya+t)

123 Now the Thetans will emerge.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 14, 2021 06:35 PM (yQpMk)

124
What's this?

A local Fox tv affiliate reporter puts her own channel and Fox Corp on notice...On Air!

https://youtu.be/yDWbfsf8XPA

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 06:35 PM (eZG8/)

125 "Invasion of Earth By Trudzillian Empire Fails Due to Guidance Malfunction in Megadeath Extinction Class Warship."

Sir, we've translated their last communication:

"Our strength diversity is!

SGT Tyrell wants to name the their language WokeYoda...

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 06:35 PM (83lwH)

126 How weird is it rooting for Boris and Natasha? I'm almost conflicted.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 14, 2021 06:36 PM (oWBc3)

127 Did anyone have "Russia lecturing the United States on free speech and political prisoners" on their card?

Putin is a Nationalist. He knows he is hated by the Globalists.

Posted by: East of Omaha at June 14, 2021 06:36 PM (n766o)

128 96 Why is the CDC all of a sudden worried about what people do with their chickens?
Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 06:31 PM (tcsxg)

And when did kissing chickens become a thing?
Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 06:35 PM (tcsxg)
-----------
And what part of the chicken is the "nugget"?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 14, 2021 06:36 PM (WGara)

129 I was trying to ask, and I'm not sure why I can't, other than having a fat ass and big fake juggs, what's up with Demi Rose?

Has she done... anything?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2021 06:33 PM (5ieoM)

***

I'm not joking when I ask the same question about the Kardashian billionaire.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 14, 2021 06:36 PM (S9l8l)

130 And the third angel sounded, and there fell a great star from heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon the third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of waters.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 06:36 PM (II3Gr)

131 And what part of the chicken is the "nugget"?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 14, 2021 06:36 PM (WGara)


So many unanswered questions!

Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 06:37 PM (tcsxg)

132 We just started watching "Blacklist", starring James Spader. As far as I know, he's A-political, and *might* be a closet conservative.. I like it so far. It makes the F.I.B. look like the total a-hole/idiots they are. Does it stay good? (7 seasons...)
Posted by: B



no

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 06:37 PM (GRWEX)

133 Will Christopher Wray arrest Putin?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 14, 2021 06:37 PM (cSyAR)

134 If that meteor in to the volcano ain't a sign or a portent I don't know what is...

Posted by: Nostrildamus at June 14, 2021 06:37 PM (aAP3z)

135 "Dan Rather still doesn't know what the frequency was."

My fav part was when Rather said he didn't know if the memo was fake but he wanted to report on it if so... 3 days after Buckhead from Free Republic proved it was the wrong font.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 06:37 PM (83lwH)

136 Emmie: "And when did kissing chickens become a thing?"

When the chickens finally said, "Enough with the ****ing already!"

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 14, 2021 06:37 PM (aXxgO)

137 And what part of the chicken is the "nugget"?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 14, 2021 06:36 PM (WGara)

Let's just say those chickens are now crowing in castrato.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 06:37 PM (II3Gr)

138 @88 Insomniac-Corina was pretty durable too. Not gonna lie, if I saw something like that bruiser coming over a counter at me, I'd seriously consider running.

Posted by: JROD at June 14, 2021 06:37 PM (0jZnq)

139 The kitty licking the puppy...just adorable

Posted by: Tuna at June 14, 2021 06:38 PM (gLRfa)

140 J.J. Sefton > J.J. Walker > J.J. Abrams

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 06:38 PM (guGkK)

141 screw the turtle, never pat a burning dog.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2021 06:38 PM (P/6ya)

142 And what part of the chicken is the "nugget"?
Posted by: Captain Obvious


Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 06:38 PM (RTTbl)

143 Wouldn't it be cool if Lloyd Austin got caught fucking a chicken?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 14, 2021 06:38 PM (sWM8x)

144
quick movie trivia:

What is the name of the motorcycle gang in the Any Which Way You Can movies?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 06:38 PM (eZG8/)

145 Wouldn't it be cool if Lloyd Austin got caught fucking a chicken?


again.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 14, 2021 06:39 PM (yQpMk)

146 38 I would love to get a dog but wife is against it.
Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2021 06:18 PM (Cxk7w)
........

How would she feel about a burger?

Posted by: wth at June 14, 2021 06:39 PM (v0R5T)

147 That German Shepherd is one smart and awesome dog.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 06:39 PM (II3Gr)

148 130 And the third angel sounded, and there fell a great star from heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon the third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of waters.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 06:36 PM (II3Gr)

Gets some 14 year old kids we can traumatize to hell and back and stick them into giant robots!

Posted by: Seele at June 14, 2021 06:39 PM (Ojki1)

149 Rumors are none of their TV shows are the hit Disney needs

The super woke loved them, and they got high Rotten Tomatoes rankings (stop laughing) but yeah, they didn't exactly burn up the ratings and viewership like hoped. I think they are banking a lot on Loki but the first episode has not exactly generated a lot of buzz.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 06:39 PM (KZzsI)

150 I was in the room that did when it happened. Well, on the same thread as Buckhead. I witnessed Achilles lay waste to the CBS empire. It was glorious.

You can touch me for $19.95

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 06:39 PM (83lwH)

151 was anybody else reminded of thunderball and lightfoot when they opened the bronco's tailgate?

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 06:39 PM (GRWEX)

152 OK, brownies are done. Pushing them thru the USB port in 3...2...1...

Enjoy brownies for dinner. I sure will.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 06:39 PM (HaL55)

153 J.J. Sefton > J.J. Walker > J.J. Abrams
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 06:38 PM (guGkK)
----------
Where is J.J. Singleton in all this?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 14, 2021 06:40 PM (WGara)

154 Them soft-shell turtles are fast. Had one outside my porch last year. I went to take a picture, as soon as my hand touched the doorknob, he ran like hell to the lake. I was shocked, but now I know.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 14, 2021 06:40 PM (OssQ4)

155 Gets some 14 year old kids we can traumatize to hell and back and stick them into giant robots!
Posted by: Seele at June 14, 2021 06:39 PM (Ojki1)

You're going to have to be a little more specific for me to identify whether that's Gundam, Evangelion, Genocyber or Battle of the Planets...

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 06:40 PM (II3Gr)

156 A local Fox tv affiliate reporter puts her own channel and Fox Corp on notice...On Air!

https://youtu.be/yDWbfsf8XPA
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 06:35 PM (eZG8/)


Whoo boy! Things are going to be a little uncomfortable at work tomorrow.

Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 06:40 PM (tcsxg)

157 He's not upset at Biden for doing it. He's upset for doing such a hack job of it and being unprofessional. It offends his sense of a job well done.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 06:33 PM

I laughed. He's sick of being lectured by the people who do the same damn shit but pretending they hold free elections and don't harm the opposition. If Putin called out Biden on Ashli, good for him. Now do Seth Rich.

Posted by: CN at June 14, 2021 06:40 PM (ONvIw)

158 I would love to get a dog but wife is against it.
Posted by: S


that is a tough call to have

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 06:40 PM (GRWEX)

159 Black Widows.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 06:40 PM (HaL55)

160 Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales: "A local Fox tv affiliate reporter puts her own channel and Fox Corp on notice...On Air!"

Awesome!

But now I don't think she'll be a great American anymore.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 14, 2021 06:41 PM (aXxgO)

161 I sort of wish the "enforcement" people would come down hard on the necks of Antifa at least every other time. I wanna hear a "snap."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 14, 2021 06:41 PM (3H9h1)

162 I was trying to ask, and I'm not sure why I can't, other than having a fat ass and big fake juggs, what's up with Demi Rose?

Has she done... anything?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2021 06:33 PM (5ieoM)


She invented the COVID vaccine.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 14, 2021 06:41 PM (dWwl8)

163 Rumors are none of their TV shows are the hit Disney needs

***

I sort of love that they didn't learn a thing from the Boba Fett show.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 14, 2021 06:41 PM (S9l8l)

164 I would love to get a dog but wife is against it.
Posted by: Skip


I got a dog for my wife once.



Best. Trade. Ever.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 06:41 PM (RTTbl)

165 > I was trying to ask, and I'm not sure why I can't, other than having a fat ass and big fake juggs, what's up with Demi Rose?

That's pretty much it. She's an "influencer", which means she managed to turn having a fat ass and big fake jugs into a sponsored career. Personally, I kind of admire that.

In the past, you had to become a "model" by sleeping with the right people. Now, you can skip sleeping with a bunch of skeevy people and just market yourself right on Instagram.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 06:41 PM (YYlyE)

166 38 I would love to get a dog but wife is against it.
Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2021 06:18 PM (Cxk7w)

Go to the shelter. See if they'll take your wife in trade.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 06:41 PM (II3Gr)

167 Whoo boy! Things are going to be a little uncomfortable at work tomorrow.
Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 06:40 PM (tcsxg)

I doubt she will be let back into the building

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 14, 2021 06:41 PM (IHyjr)

168 Had one outside my porch last year. I went to take a picture, as soon as my hand touched the doorknob, he ran like hell to the lake. I was shocked, but now I know.
Posted by: T


in fairness he is going to be stiff and sore and not move for days.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 06:41 PM (GRWEX)

169
Black Widows.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy


Why do I have a feeling you've got those movies on VHS?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 06:41 PM (eZG8/)

170
The super woke loved them, and they got high Rotten Tomatoes rankings (stop laughing) but yeah, they didn't exactly burn up the ratings and viewership like hoped. I think they are banking a lot on Loki but the first episode has not exactly generated a lot of buzz.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 06:39 PM (KZzsI)

The super woke love lots of things. Don't actually follow through with support/spending money though or comics would be bigger than they were in the mid 80s, when there was barely and mainstream tie in products. But hey, reading illegal scans shows you support what the authors/artists are doing, right?

Posted by: Bete at June 14, 2021 06:42 PM (Ojki1)

171 A local Fox tv affiliate reporter puts her own channel and Fox Corp on notice...On Air!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 06:35 PM (eZG8/)

"Wow, I'm on television!"
-Fry from Futurama

"Meh, we are a Fox affiliate"
-TV tech

Posted by: nobody at June 14, 2021 06:42 PM (BxEdk)

172
Yeah, if anybody would know about state-sanctioned murder and people disappearing in the middle of the night it would be The Poot.

Monkey men all in business suits
Teachers and critics all dance the poot

Are we not men?
We are Devo
Are we not men?
D-E-V-O

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2021 06:42 PM (63Dwl)

173 "A local Fox tv affiliate reporter puts her own channel and Fox Corp on notice...On Air!"

Good on her. I hope she can get work at OANN or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 06:42 PM (KZzsI)

174 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 14, 2021 06:42 PM (arJlL)

175 133 Will Christopher Wray arrest Putin?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 14, 2021 06:37 PM (cSyAR)

I'd like to see that little candyhead try

Posted by: CN at June 14, 2021 06:42 PM (ONvIw)

176 You're going to have to be a little more specific for me to identify whether that's Gundam, Evangelion, Genocyber or Battle of the Planets...
Posted by: Insomniac

Voltron.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 14, 2021 06:43 PM (OssQ4)

177 I was shocked, but now I know.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 14, 2021 06:40 PM (OssQ4)
-----------
And knowledge is half the battle.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 14, 2021 06:43 PM (WGara)

178 That German Shepherd is one smart and awesome dog.

Wasn't he tho'? I'd love to have a black lab that could do that. Alas, no room here at small yet stately Casa Backwardio.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 06:43 PM (HaL55)

179 176 You're going to have to be a little more specific for me to identify whether that's Gundam, Evangelion, Genocyber or Battle of the Planets...
Posted by: Insomniac

Voltron.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 14, 2021 06:43 PM (OssQ4)

Dammit, I KNEW I was missing at least one...

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 06:43 PM (II3Gr)

180 > I was in the room that did when it happened. Well, on the same thread as Buckhead. I witnessed Achilles lay waste to the CBS empire. It was glorious.

I recognize the words but have no idea what's happening here.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 06:43 PM (YYlyE)

181
You're going to have to be a little more specific for me to identify whether that's Gundam, Evangelion, Genocyber or Battle of the Planets...
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 06:40 PM (II3Gr)

Here's a hint: We are the funders of Nerv.

Posted by: Seele at June 14, 2021 06:43 PM (Ojki1)

182 Oh and Powerline accepted all the credit without mentioning Free Republic. That should have been my first clue that Mirengoff Cuckery was ascendant.

Second clue was only allowing Facebook as a commenting platform, blissfully unaware(?) that most conservatives had been run off FB by then.

Third clue was... soccer.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 06:43 PM (83lwH)

183 I nominate Anya for "Best Dog Ever"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 14, 2021 06:43 PM (h1jJh)

184
bonus quatloos:

Name the motorcycle gang and the leader on those Frankie and Annette movies.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 06:43 PM (eZG8/)

185 I feel these posts are an attempt to sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids, and manhood in general.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 14, 2021 06:43 PM (FNZNc)

186 161 I sort of wish the "enforcement" people would come down hard on the necks of Antifa at least every other time. I wanna hear a "snap."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 14, 2021 06:41 PM (3H9h1)

I have dreams like this too

Posted by: CN at June 14, 2021 06:43 PM (ONvIw)

187 Wants:
I want my President Trump back.
I want that German Shepard.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 14, 2021 06:44 PM (d7+p1)

188 Are they space brownies?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 14, 2021 06:44 PM (wsQIi)

189 I doubt she will be let back into the building
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 14, 2021 06:41 PM (IHyjr)


I was trying to be funny. I see I failed.

Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 06:44 PM (tcsxg)

190 And what part of the chicken is the "nugget"?
========================
I'm equally interested as to where White Castle harvests the chicken ring from.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 14, 2021 06:45 PM (7Fj9P)

191 "I recognize the words but have no idea what's happening here."

Buckhead at Free Republic was the first person to notice that Dan Rather's National Guard memo about Bush was using a font not available at the time it was supposedly written, ie that it was faked.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 06:45 PM (83lwH)

192
I was trying to be funny. I see I failed.
Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 06:44 PM (tcsxg)

You know this is going in your permanent record.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 06:45 PM (II3Gr)

193 Now they have JJ "Dynomite!" Walker doing the incessant and infernal Medicare tv ads.
Posted by: S

Is he doing the free catheter one?

He can do the ad while slipping one in....so painless and free! All you do is pay for shipping....order now!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 14, 2021 06:45 PM (R/m4+)

194 I was trying to ask, and I'm not sure why I can't, other than having a fat ass and big fake juggs, what's up with Demi Rose?

Has she done... anything?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2021 06:33 PM (5ieoM)

I'm not joking when I ask the same question about the Kardashian billionaire.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 14, 2021 06:36 PM (S9l8l)

I guess that's the answer. Being a big fat ho in 2021 is enough to get you rich and famous.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2021 06:45 PM (5ieoM)

195 Lol

Posted by: dartist at June 14, 2021 06:45 PM (+ya+t)

196 Are they space brownies?

**

Plays that great Steve Miller bass line from that better song that no one knows.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 14, 2021 06:46 PM (S9l8l)

197
Wouldn't it be cool if Lloyd Austin got caught fucking a chicken?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist


They'd give him a fifth star.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2021 06:46 PM (63Dwl)

198 176 You're going to have to be a little more specific for me to identify whether that's Gundam, Evangelion, Genocyber or Battle of the Planets...
Posted by: Insomniac

Voltron.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 14, 2021 06:43 PM (OssQ4)

Voltron was all staffed by young adults though-space explorers I believe they are called. Though I guess Pidge is questionable in English.

Posted by: Bete at June 14, 2021 06:46 PM (Ojki1)

199 Why do I have a feeling you've got those movies on VHS?
Heh. Funny you should mention tapes, I found my old VHS player yesterday. Haven't checked to see if it works yet. It's a Fisher, complete with remote and a pretty thick owner's manual.
But no AWWBL movies. Just cursed with a good memory for useless information.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 06:46 PM (HaL55)

200 What is the name of the motorcycle gang in the Any Which Way You Can movies?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 06:38 PM (eZG8/)

----------

The Black Widows. Feared throughout the land.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 06:46 PM (kTF2Z)

201 We just started watching "Blacklist", starring James Spader. As far as I know, he's A-political, and *might* be a closet conservative.. I like it so far. It makes the F.I.B. look like the total a-hole/idiots they are. Does it stay good? (7 seasons...)
Posted by: B



no
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 06:37 PM (GRWEX)


The Blacklist is definitely worth watching. You need to watch it from the beginning. It's completely preposterous in a way like Dexter or Breaking Bad but just as entertaining. And it looks the conclusion of this season is going to be the high point of the series.

Posted by: TC at June 14, 2021 06:47 PM (KuDNQ)

202 Wasn't he tho'? I'd love to have a black lab that could do that. Alas, no room here at small yet stately Casa Backwardio.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 06:43 PM (HaL55)

You'll have to find a small but stately dog, I guess.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 06:47 PM (II3Gr)

203 9 i love corina getting ...
---------------------------

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFCXd9NanLY

Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 06:47 PM (TvHck)

204 Yup that's me, Deep Cover Turkish FBI Agent. I joined Free Republic some 30 years ago just so I could provoke someone into spilling their Evil Plan (tm) to take back the country.

SMH

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 06:47 PM (83lwH)

205 Hot Chicken Lady is back. As far as I'm concerned she can be in the cafe every night.

Posted by: Mookie at June 14, 2021 06:47 PM (u+Y3T)

206 Are they space brownies?

Not this batch.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 06:47 PM (HaL55)

207 How did CNN cover their dear leader today. Did they eat shit sandwiches on TVvvvvv?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 14, 2021 06:47 PM (rB4m/)

208 193 Now they have JJ "Dynomite!" Walker doing the incessant and infernal Medicare tv ads.
Posted by: S
---
I bet he sounds really plain saying "diabeetus."

Posted by: Wilford Brimley at June 14, 2021 06:48 PM (sWM8x)

209 You know this is going in your permanent record.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 06:45 PM (II3Gr)


Not coming up with a witty comeback, so ....

{{{Insom}}]

Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 06:48 PM (tcsxg)

210 This fall Kolleges across the country will start offering degrees in Knowing Totally Unimportant Shit... it's a Liberal Arts Program...

Posted by: kraken at June 14, 2021 06:48 PM (6Je/Q)

211 192
I was trying to be funny. I see I failed.
Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 06:44 PM (tcsxg)

You know this is going in your permanent record.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 06:45 PM (II3Gr)

For as long as that lasts.

Posted by: Blog hampsters with a book of matches and desire for a long weekend at June 14, 2021 06:48 PM (Ojki1)

212 I would love to get a dog but wife is against it.
Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2021 06:18 PM (Cxk7w)

Go to the shelter. See if they'll take your wife in trade.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 06:41 PM (II3Gr)

And if not, at least you're at a shelter.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2021 06:49 PM (5ieoM)

213 "I recognize the words but have no idea what's happening here."



Buckhead at Free Republic was the first person to notice that Dan
Rather's National Guard memo about Bush was using a font not available
at the time it was supposedly written, ie that it was faked.





Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 06:45 PM (83lwH)

--
...but accurate

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 14, 2021 06:49 PM (h1jJh)

214 "74 Is it bad of me to no longer really have a side I'm rooting for in the antifa vs cops videos?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 14, 2021 06:27 PM (S9l8l) "

nope, I think the word is "pragmatic".
kinda like watching iran / iraq war back in the day.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 14, 2021 06:49 PM (wHoql)

215 What is the name of the motorcycle gang in the Any Which Way You Can movies?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 06:38 PM (eZG8/)

----------

The Black Widows. Feared throughout the land.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


Right turn Clyde.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 06:49 PM (RTTbl)

216 How does Lloyd Austin have time for the chicken when he is so busy fucking the military?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2021 06:49 PM (P/6ya)

217 Everyone of the questions to sundown were preplanned, preditted, and scripted

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 14, 2021 06:50 PM (IHyjr)

218 How does Lloyd Austin have time for the chicken when he is so busy fucking the military?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2021 06:49 PM (P/6ya)

I better keep my mouth shut LOL...sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 14, 2021 06:50 PM (IHyjr)

219 I don't know which story is more fake, the meteor in to the crater or the lobsterman that got ate by a whale and spit out.

Posted by: Nostrildamus at June 14, 2021 06:50 PM (aAP3z)

220 I was trying to be funny. I see I failed.
Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 06:44 PM (tcsxg)

You know this is going in your permanent record.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 06:45 PM (II3Gr)

*scribbles furiously*

Posted by: Bob from NSA at June 14, 2021 06:51 PM (v0R5T)

221 217 Everyone of the questions to sundown were preplanned, preditted, and scripted
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 14, 2021 06:50 PM (IHyjr)

But no mean tweets.

Posted by: Wine mom Karen at June 14, 2021 06:51 PM (Ojki1)

222 That picture of the meteor reminds me of the game "Scorched Earth"

Posted by: f'd at June 14, 2021 06:51 PM (Tnijr)

223 You'll have to find a small but stately dog, I guess.
Nah, too yappy for me. Had a new neighbor move in across the way (into a 3br unit) with a Golden Lab. Sorta smallish, I'm guessing maybe 50 lbs at the most. Too much puppeh for this place. And too much bet bills too.
Oh well, maybe I'll see if I can carve out some room for another aquarium one of these days. Talk about serene...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 06:51 PM (HaL55)

224 BTW, I searched Hoyt's site a while back, and didn't see anything about a turkish troll. What's the story behind the nick?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain wants a Real Truth and Reconciliation Commision at June 14, 2021 06:51 PM (AUcBj)

225 Crud, dare I post? How do I get dispensation from Queen Alex of Alextopia for posting privileges?

Man, talk about snoozing and losing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 14, 2021 06:52 PM (2SdPm)

226 Meteor?

Deep State vs Deep Impact?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 06:52 PM (ipWZW)

227
At first, Black Widows sounds cool and fearsome.
But if you think about it, it's a really gay name for a gang.

That's good writing for whoever Any Which Way But Loose, I guess. They were, after all, a very stupid gang.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 06:52 PM (eZG8/)

228 Insom, remember the hot buttered rum? Don't put your quota in jeopardy.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2021 06:52 PM (P/6ya)

229 Everyone of the questions to sundown were preplanned, preditted, and scripted
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 14, 2021 06:50 PM (IHyjr)

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And he still fucked it up. He was 2 1/2 hours late to his presser and he looked like shit. I imagine they're gonna cut way back on his public appearances.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 06:53 PM (kTF2Z)

230 That German shephard is a very handy dog. I like it that the owner of the dog wraps items in small bags so that the helpful doggy can move them inside.




Posted by: nobody at June 14, 2021 06:53 PM (BxEdk)

231 What a retard!

POLITICO
@politico
Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer used an outmoded word to refer to developmentally disabled children during a recent podcast appearance

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 06:53 PM (d9FiS)

232 225 Crud, dare I post? How do I get dispensation from Queen Alex of Alextopia for posting privileges?

Man, talk about snoozing and losing.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 14, 2021 06:52 PM (2SdPm)

Better to beg forgiveness than ask permission.

Odds of getting Raptored about the same either way.

Posted by: Bete at June 14, 2021 06:53 PM (Ojki1)

233 Was one of the questions to puddin' brain along the lines of, "How did Putin's d*ck taste"?

Posted by: Mookie at June 14, 2021 06:53 PM (u+Y3T)

234 Fast turtle.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 06:53 PM (u82oZ)

235 Texas Christian University Replaces Freshman With First. Year Student Because It Is Too Gendered


I wanna be the first guy to nail a "first year student" of the still female variety. Can I say that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 14, 2021 06:53 PM (IHyjr)

236 Not coming up with a witty comeback, so ....

{{{Insom}}]
Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 06:48 PM (tcsxg)

Aw...shucks. {{{Emmie}}}

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 06:53 PM (II3Gr)

237 I saw a pretty good riot in Paris once.

The French (or at least the riot police, the CRS) do it different.

They had two man teams on Big American Harleys-one to drive the bike, one with a four-foot or so (centimeters?) truncheon on the back. No attempt to arrest anybody, just hurt 'em bad and let them go home to Maman and reconsider.

Posted by: Miklos, the French can bash heads when required at June 14, 2021 06:54 PM (QzkSJ)

238 The Northrop P-61 Black Widow would disagree.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 06:54 PM (ipWZW)

239 "Rumors are none of their TV shows are the hit Disney needs"

I think people have SuperHero fatigue. The Avengers storyline over 10 years(?) was very impressive.

Do you guys like that Unbridled Rage guy? I think he's great, and he had this to say about how lucky we were to be part of it:

https://tinyurl.com/yrm2bmhb

If you haven't caught his GoT critiques, you're missing out. They are blistering LOL

https://tinyurl.com/4ejssjum

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 06:54 PM (83lwH)

240 Everyone of the questions to sundown were preplanned, preditted, and scripted

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 14, 2021 06:50 PM (IHyjr)
+++Yet they still fail to hide his daily deterioration. It's that bad.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 14, 2021 06:54 PM (d7+p1)

241 "Texas Christian University Replaces Freshman With First. Year Student Because It Is Too Gendered"

Humankind....

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 06:55 PM (83lwH)

242 "Phony populism", you demented old dissembling idiot? We'll see about that next time around Mr Unity. By the way, how'd Putin's dick taste?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 14, 2021 06:55 PM (ZSrej)

243 But no mean tweets.
Posted by: Wine mom Karen at June 14, 2021 06:51 PM (Ojki1)

Oh yeah, no more mean tweets. Like: "get the vaccine of else..." or "White people are the worst threat today"

Posted by: nobody at June 14, 2021 06:55 PM (BxEdk)

244 Man, talk about snoozing and losing.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 14, 2021 06:52 PM (2SdPm)

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Just put on shin guards. You'll be fine.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 06:55 PM (kTF2Z)

245 "Better to beg forgiveness than ask permission."

I have never ever experienced this being the case.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 06:55 PM (II3Gr)

246 The Corina clip is pretty much any Daywalker Thread you see.

The ONT is where you find calm, rational, civilized repartee.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 14, 2021 06:55 PM (DMUuz)

247 I'm writing a screenplay of that meteor/volcano thing. And I already have someone in mind for the volcano.

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at June 14, 2021 06:55 PM (sWM8x)

248 Just put on shin guards. You'll be fine.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 06:55 PM (kTF2Z)
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Yeah, well, you can imagine where the throat punch actually lands.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 14, 2021 06:56 PM (2SdPm)

249 The ONT is where you find calm, rational, civilized repartee.

Nani!!???

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 06:56 PM (ipWZW)

250 That picture of the meteor reminds me of the game "Scorched Earth"
Posted by: f'd at June 14, 2021 06:51 PM (Tnijr)

Reminds me of The Fifth Element.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2021 06:56 PM (5ieoM)

251 248 Just put on shin guards. You'll be fine.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 06:55 PM (kTF2Z)
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Yeah, well, you can imagine where the throat punch actually lands.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 14, 2021 06:56 PM (2SdPm)

OK, put some knee protectors on too.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 06:56 PM (II3Gr)

252 Ha.... I'm listening to vintage mauler right now, as it happens

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 06:56 PM (6FeV1)

253

Facebook TV Commercial, 'Internet Regulations'

Facebook says that federal lawmakers passed comprehensive Internet regulations almost a quarter a century ago. Since then, a lot has changed. The country went from dial-up Internet to high-speed Internet on handheld devices. The social media company points out that the state of the Internet has undergone a revolution, but regulations haven't kept up. Facebook says it supports updated Internet regulations that take on today's priorities.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2021 06:57 PM (63Dwl)

254 "Better to beg forgiveness than ask permission."

I have never ever experienced this being the case.
Posted by: Insomniac

"yeah, I done it. And?"

Posted by: Miklos, redneck by affiliation at June 14, 2021 06:57 PM (QzkSJ)

255 235 Texas Christian University Replaces Freshman With First. Year Student Because It Is Too Gendered


I wanna be the first guy to nail a "first year student" of the still female variety. Can I say that?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 14, 2021 06:53 PM (IHyjr)

"Hey God, we were just embarrassed by that whole 'you made men and women' thing in Your book, you understand right? Huh, I think you are mistaken, you are pointing at the down escalator, and we clearly hare "Christian" in our name.

Posted by: Bete at June 14, 2021 06:57 PM (Ojki1)

256 D&D Dark Alliance, hot new game or dud?

It might be coopish fun. Like a FPS version of the old gauntlet arcade game. The modern video game version of gauntlet actually didn't sell that well

Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2021 06:58 PM (4aOGR)

257 Facebook says it supports updated Internet regulations that take on today's priorities crush the competition.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2021 06:57 PM (63Dwl)
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fixed it for them.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 14, 2021 06:58 PM (WGara)

258 Isn't "populism" when representatives do what their constituents ask them to do and not what the rulers decide is best for their subjects?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 14, 2021 06:58 PM (S9l8l)

259 The ONT is where you find calm, rational, civilized repartee.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Quite right, old chap.

Posted by: Miklos, selecting the proper monocle at June 14, 2021 06:59 PM (QzkSJ)

260 245 "Better to beg forgiveness than ask permission."

I have never ever experienced this being the case.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 06:55 PM (II3Gr)

How often have you experienced the opposite though, as opposed to just "lose-lose?"

Posted by: Bete at June 14, 2021 06:59 PM (Ojki1)

261 "Better to beg forgiveness than ask permission."

I have never ever experienced this being the case.


Yeah, its a neat saying but I have never known it to be true.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 06:59 PM (KZzsI)

262 Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer used an outmoded word to refer to developmentally disabled children during a recent podcast appearance
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 06:53 PM (d9FiS)

Was he talking about a certain specific gaggle of congresswomen?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2021 06:59 PM (5ieoM)

263 That's pretty awesome that the company that ruined the internet supports broad internet regulations.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 14, 2021 07:00 PM (S9l8l)

264 I will wager that was Sniffy Joe's last trip out of the country.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 14, 2021 07:00 PM (OssQ4)

265 I'm skeptical about the meteor/volcano thing

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 14, 2021 07:00 PM (iTXRQ)

266
"yeah, I done it. And?"
Posted by: Miklos, redneck by affiliation at June 14, 2021 06:57 PM (QzkSJ)
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Nothing puts someone on the defensive faster than owning a screwup.

"yeah, I did that, sorry, won't happen again."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 14, 2021 07:00 PM (2SdPm)

267 Meteor falling into a volcano? Nope, GOD playing cornhole.

Posted by: Eromero at June 14, 2021 07:00 PM (0OP+5)

268
I like it that the owner of the dog wraps items in small bags so that the helpful doggy can move them inside.

Every place I shop uses those bags.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2021 07:00 PM (63Dwl)

269
lol @ "phony populism" as the Democrats and Corporatists all fly their fag flags for Fag Month.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 07:01 PM (eZG8/)

270 TCU is affiliated with the denomination I grew up in. They've been spiritually bankrupt for awhile now.

Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 07:01 PM (tcsxg)

271 Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer used an outmoded word to refer to developmentally disabled children during a recent podcast appearance
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Like the retards at the Special Olympics.

Posted by: Late Nite Barry-O at June 14, 2021 07:01 PM (QzkSJ)

272 I am not sure about the superhero fatigue or not but I do think people are wary of Marvel and the buzz especially after their last few super overrated movies being so pushed on people (Black Panther, Captain Marvel, Avengers 4).

And the TV shows have shown a sinister tendency toward wokeism in the face of reason and good storytelling. Geeks are NOT political junkies but they know what they like.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 07:01 PM (KZzsI)

273 Those commercials never explicitly say what they support except for a quick cycle of words on the chyron that'll you miss if you blink.

One of them is 'content moderation,' ie Censorship.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 07:02 PM (ipWZW)

274 Ha, ha. At Insty's No crEd is pimping for Treacher pimping for himself doing some sort of 'substack' bleg for money.

No supportive replies at all on the first Disqus page including this beauty and a reply...

Mack Bonham:
It's important to support people whose work you value and he's really not talking about a lot of money. So I just donated $50.

I donated it to Ace of Spades of course, Treacher can starve in a homeless shelter for all I care.

nekulturny reply to Mack Bonham
Burn ward. Burn ward.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2021 07:02 PM (UHVv4)

275 "Ha.... I'm listening to vintage mauler right now, as it happens"

He would be a good voice-over actor.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 07:02 PM (83lwH)

276 Everyone of the questions to sundown were preplanned, preditted, and scripted
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 14, 2021 06:50 PM (IHyjr)

--

His entire performance as the phony, fraudulent president he is is built on a house of cards. One move that isn't orchestrated to the nth degree and down he goes.

Biden belongs on a park bench in Savannah with a box of chocolates in his lap, waiting for his bus to arrive.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 14, 2021 07:02 PM (O+I8R)

277 I'll order the chicken sandwich and an ass-whooping. The ass-whooping is free, right?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 14, 2021 07:03 PM (2k5ha)

278 Nothing puts someone on the defensive faster than owning a screwup.

"yeah, I did that, sorry, won't happen again."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker

Apology is not in my vocabulary, with extraordinary exceptions.

Posted by: Miklos Spencer Churchill, never apologize, never surrender at June 14, 2021 07:03 PM (QzkSJ)

279 My Dad wanted to buy a Meteor, but could only afford a Comet.

At least it wasn't a Falcon.

Posted by: Humble Harry at June 14, 2021 07:03 PM (s33iD)

280 I like Mauler. I saw his 8th Symphony performed in Atlanta.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 14, 2021 07:04 PM (S9l8l)

281 270 TCU is affiliated with the denomination I grew up in. They've been spiritually bankrupt for awhile now.
Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 07:01 PM (tcsxg)
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Me too, and I agree.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 14, 2021 07:04 PM (sWM8x)

282 What a retard!

POLITICO
@politico
Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer used an outmoded word to refer to developmentally disabled children during a recent podcast appearance
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 06:53 PM (d9FiS)


Except it isn't outmoded. It is in fact a perfectly descriptive word. I would have had a small bit of admiration for Schumer for the first time if he had told stood by it

Posted by: TC at June 14, 2021 07:04 PM (KuDNQ)

283
lol @ "phony populism" as Twitter forces "What's Trending" on its readers. It literally folllows you as you scroll down the twitter feed.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 07:04 PM (eZG8/)

284 "At Insty's No crEd is pimping for Treacher pimping for himself doing some sort of 'substack' bleg for money."

Any pushback from the "No More Daily Treacherounds" crowd or have they all been sentenced to Awaiting Moderation Purgatory with me?

We had a wicked spades game going on down(?) here but someone ascended so we need another 4th.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 07:04 PM (83lwH)

285 Biden an't the retard. The retardos are the ones that really think he is the pres.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 14, 2021 07:05 PM (rB4m/)

286 The Meteor was the RAF's first jet fighter, was a splendid bit of kit.

The Comet airliner? Not so much.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 07:05 PM (ipWZW)

287 Have I missed out by never seeing even one Marvel movie? I never got the appeal - it's comic book crap made into movies.

Posted by: Mookie at June 14, 2021 07:05 PM (u+Y3T)

288 Well I really thought JJ Walker was underground, so at least that's cleared up for me.

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2021 07:05 PM (Cxk7w)

289 I heard a great story about a gold dredge in Stanley ID. Seems the dredge hit bedrock and didn't have the 8 ft of water needed to float it. And you couldn't build a dam to raise up the water level. So the company sold it cheap to a local guy and laughed their way to the bank. Local guy ignored the Feds, built the dam and floated it up. Then he hit the gold vein they missed. I think they said he was fined but he could afford to pay it by then.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 14, 2021 07:05 PM (5HBd1)

290 Nothing puts someone on the defensive faster than owning a screwup.

"yeah, I did that, sorry, won't happen again."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker

And then do it again.
Heh

Posted by: Miklos with a very sincere fake apology at June 14, 2021 07:05 PM (QzkSJ)

291 >>> Biden belongs on a park bench in Savannah with a box of chocolates in his lap, waiting for his bus to arrive.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 14, 2021 07:02 PM (O+I8R)


No thank you, and they're full of homeless now anyway.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2021 07:06 PM (4aOGR)

292 Weird day at work today. There are 5 attys in the office. One is "Of Counsel" and i the office every day, the only other paralegal gave her notice today that she is retiring in 2 wks. They are not going to replace her. Should be interesting. The only other staff is 2 part-time receptionists and an idiot HR lady.

Posted by: Infidel at June 14, 2021 07:06 PM (E0OEG)

293 Like the retards at the Special Olympics.
Posted by: Late Nite Barry-O

**

Yep. I've noted it before, but those jokes and comments don't just slip out any more than Hunter and Joe "stutter" when talking about black people.

That's part of their routine conversation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 14, 2021 07:06 PM (S9l8l)

294 When the police searched the Heaven's Gate compound, they looked under the kitchen sink, and were amazed to find a UFO behind the Comet.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 14, 2021 07:06 PM (OssQ4)

295 "The Comet airliner? Not so much."

It was not all it was cracked up to be.

Posted by: f'd at June 14, 2021 07:06 PM (Tnijr)

296 Like the retards at the Special Olympics.

Posted by: Late Nite Barry-O at June 14, 2021 07:01 PM (QzkSJ)

++++
LOL. I remember that one.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 14, 2021 07:06 PM (d7+p1)

297 That picture of the meteor reminds me of the game "Scorched Earth"
Posted by: f'd

One piece of business I liked in the movie Oblivion is at the very beginning. The movie is set 60 years after an alien invasion and the resulting war devastated the Earth. The "Universal" logo around the Earth is all raggedy above a scorched Earth.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 07:07 PM (d9FiS)

298 Have I missed out by never seeing even one Marvel movie? I never got the appeal - it's comic book crap made into movies.
Posted by: Mookie at June 14, 2021 07:05 PM (u+Y3T)

----------------

Bruce Campbell did a hilarious bit during an interview about "B" movies.

"Got bitten by a radioactive spider and developed super powers? B Movie!"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 14, 2021 07:07 PM (2SdPm)

299 I'll say it again - Joey Bidet needs to be on a park bench being stalked by the squirrels.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 07:07 PM (ipWZW)

300 Biden belongs on a park bench in Savannah with a box of chocolates in his lap, waiting for his bus to arrive.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 14, 2021 07:02 PM (O+I8R)

No he belongs in a robe and slippers wandering around downtown Newark NJ looking for Jonny Soprano

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 14, 2021 07:07 PM (IHyjr)

301
Anyone ever say this before?

Twitter makes their Fake News Propaganda sidebar inescapable. You cannot ignore it. You cannot bypass it. You cannot scroll past it.

It Follows You wherever you go on Twitter.

Yeah, we live in normal times.

Tell us more about "phony populism," creepy grandpa.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 07:07 PM (eZG8/)

302 Our two cats ( sister) cuddled up like that, most of the time. Had two month(s) long episodes one thought the other was a terror and couldn't be in the same room

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2021 07:07 PM (Cxk7w)

303 I always thought JJ Walker should have done Dynovite commercials.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 14, 2021 07:07 PM (wsQIi)

304 My Dad wanted to buy a Meteor, but could only afford a Comet.

***

Should've found a Satellite.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 14, 2021 07:08 PM (S9l8l)

305 Hey thanks for all the feedback on my post folks. I don't really have much to argue with anyone about, not even the "none of it matters any more" comments.

TJM was right, I didn't know it was going up today, not that it mattered. Y'all had a good time discussing it anyway.

I'm working on another post, should be done tomorrow (yes, lots more research for it). No idea when Ace will post though.

And I especially appreciate Joe Mannix and others sticking up for me. Thank you.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 14, 2021 07:08 PM (5p7BC)

306 Meteor falling into a volcano? Nope, GOD playing cornhole.

Golf. He's playing golf. And He can hit a 1-iron.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 07:08 PM (HaL55)

307 TCU is affiliated with the denomination I grew up in. They've been spiritually bankrupt for awhile now.

Bets on the Last Denomination Standing: Orthodox Presbyterian Church

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 14, 2021 07:08 PM (+LCoQ)

308 That's part of their routine conversation.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Unless Justine from Canada is involved.

Then routine poutine conversation.

Posted by: Miklos , pas Quebecois at June 14, 2021 07:08 PM (QzkSJ)

309 Buckhead at Free Republic was the first person to notice that Dan Rather's National Guard memo about Bush was using a font not available at the time it was supposedly written, ie that it was faked.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 06:45 PM (83lwH)

Not only that, I think it was fonted and spaced in the Default Word Template.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 07:09 PM (uEbPt)

310 Hoyt: No supporting comments at all for Treacher or No crEd at all, including a few mild, veiled death threats.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2021 07:09 PM (UHVv4)

311 I haven't heard from my son since Saturday morning. I know he went to a pool party with my daughter and she got him home safe and sound Saturday evening. This is Monday and no one had heard from him. I have been texting and so has his sis. He hasn't even opened any snap chats. She texted me and said this isn't like him..I'm worried. I drop what I'm doing and drive to his apartment. His car is there. Knock on the door, bang on the door, yell through the door.. no response. Now my stomach is is knots and I'm fearing the absolute worst. In desperation I knock on the neighbors door across the hall. Continued....

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2021 07:09 PM (nxdel)

312 And I especially appreciate Joe Mannix and others sticking up for me. Thank you.
Posted by: Dave in Fla


This is your home as much as anyone here.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 07:09 PM (RTTbl)

313 Is it wrong that I identify waaaaaaay more with Putin than I do with our current corpse thats resident of the U.S.?

Posted by: THE Lonebadger at June 14, 2021 07:09 PM (lIDCz)

314 Not only that, I think it was fonted and spaced in the Default Word Template.
Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 07:09 PM (uEbPt)
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Demonstrated by Jharles Chonson, of all people.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 14, 2021 07:10 PM (WGara)

315 Mimeograph machines can't do kerning, but Gunga Dan...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 07:10 PM (ipWZW)

316 Mack Bonham: "It's important to support people whose work you value and he's really not talking about a lot of money. So I just donated $50. I donated it to Ace of Spades of course, Treacher can starve in a homeless shelter for all I care."

Oh I think I'm in love

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 07:10 PM (83lwH)

317 Should've found a Satellite.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

She drove a Plymouth satellite
Faster than the speed of light

Posted by: Miklos, Rock Lobster, anyone? at June 14, 2021 07:10 PM (QzkSJ)

318 Dave, there's no getting around that you were as right as anyone, and more right than most.

You can't account for massive cheating in predictions.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 14, 2021 07:10 PM (S9l8l)

319 Biden looks like the bad man in the Matrix.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 14, 2021 07:10 PM (rB4m/)

320 Anna Puma @ 286- It was the square windows on the Comet what done 'em in.

Posted by: Eromero at June 14, 2021 07:10 PM (0OP+5)

321 Prayers up, Jewells.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 14, 2021 07:10 PM (2SdPm)

322 Dave, thanks again. Looking forward to your post.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 14, 2021 07:11 PM (OssQ4)

323 Bets on the Last Denomination Standing: Orthodox Presbyterian Church
Posted by: Reuben Hick



Russian Orthodox Church.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 07:11 PM (RTTbl)

324 I like Mauler. I saw his 8th Symphony performed in Atlanta.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too?

Was that before or after the dog fight?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 07:11 PM (d9FiS)

325 Except it isn't outmoded. It is in fact a perfectly descriptive word. I would have had a small bit of admiration for Schumer for the first time if he had told stood by it

Posted by: TC at June 14, 2021 07:04 PM (KuDNQ)

Schumer would watch you get ruined for using the "wrong" word in a situation. Then he'd have a gimlet and laugh. Fuck him sideways.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 07:11 PM (uEbPt)

326 Is it wrong that I identify waaaaaaay more with Putin than I do with our current corpse thats resident of the U.S.?

After a long line of Betas and Omegas, we had four years of a true Alpha - and quickly learned to like it.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 14, 2021 07:11 PM (+LCoQ)

327 Was that before or after the dog fight?

***

Atlanta, so knife fights.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 14, 2021 07:11 PM (S9l8l)

328 From the Babylon Bee, referring to the G7 Summit: "At publishing time, the entire world was praying for a giant tidal wave to hit the beach where the attendees were gathered".


Amen. Nothing would help this planet more.

Posted by: Mookie at June 14, 2021 07:12 PM (u+Y3T)

329 The Blacklist is definitely worth watching. You need to watch it from the beginning. It's completely preposterous in a way like Dexter or Breaking Bad but just as entertaining. And it looks the conclusion of this season is going to be the high point of the series.
Posted by:


nah, it is just misery as entertainment goes

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 07:12 PM (GRWEX)

330 My Dad wanted to buy a Meteor, but could only afford a Comet.
***
Should've found a Satellite.
---------------------------------------------
Just don't buy a Ford Theatre!

I'll be here all week, folks.

Posted by: zombie abraham lincoln at June 14, 2021 07:12 PM (UHVv4)

331 I never got the appeal - it's comic book crap made into movies.

I don't care if people personally like or don't like movies, but if you tried one, maybe you might get it, or even like one. I'd suggest Captain America 2 (The Winter Soldier) as a starting point.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 07:12 PM (KZzsI)

332 And I especially appreciate Joe Mannix and others sticking up for me. Thank you.
Posted by: Dave in Fla


Careful about phrasing

Posted by: Miklos, there be Morons at June 14, 2021 07:12 PM (QzkSJ)

333 Thought it was a nice night, hearing thunder and bracketed one to south and one to north.

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2021 07:13 PM (Cxk7w)

334 You can't account for massive cheating in predictions.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 14, 2021 07:10 PM (S9l8l)

For me I still feel really bad about being positive Trump was going to win though. Like even though I know I was right (Trump Won), I don't feel like I was right (he ain't in the fucking WH).

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 07:13 PM (uEbPt)

335 Oh my gosh, Jewells! I know you must be worried sick! Prayers headed your way.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 14, 2021 07:13 PM (O+I8R)

336 I'm looking forward to reading your post tomorrow, Dave.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 14, 2021 07:13 PM (sWM8x)

337 I like Mauler. I saw his 8th Symphony performed in Atlanta.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 14, 2021 07:04 PM (S9l8l)

Meh. He pitched for the Cardinals for a bit, after he left the A's. He was alright.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2021 07:13 PM (5ieoM)

338 Demonstrated by Jharles Chonson, of all people.

It was someone else, but he popularized it

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 07:13 PM (KZzsI)

339 Prayers up, Jewells.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 07:14 PM (HaL55)

340 Neighbor answers the door. I'm in tears. I ask if she can call the manager to come up with a key. He gives her another number to call (WTF?). As she's doing this she's asking me his name, how old is he? I'm nearing a nervous breakdown. Finally my daughter texted and she's heard from him. I almost fell in a heap on the floor. At least I know he's alive. The neighbor asks me if she can pray for me. I practically body slam her saying yes!! I'm a Christian too and yes..please pray for him. So we did. Right there in the middle of the hallway we prayed. Together. God sent me angel when I needed one the most. And yea.. I'm gonna kick his fucking ass when I see him.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2021 07:14 PM (nxdel)

341 Corina is just hangry.


==


what the hell did I just watch ??

Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 07:14 PM (V13WU)

342 Oh fuck Jewells, I'm so sorry. Shit.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 07:14 PM (uEbPt)

343 Infidel: "Should be interesting. The only other staff is 2 part-time receptionists and an idiot HR lady."

You have a designated HR person for an office of that size? Seems like a suboptimal use of limited resources.

Does she also make coffee... 'cause then I might could see justifying it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 14, 2021 07:14 PM (aXxgO)

344 Don't they use the Orange-Catholic Bible??

Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2021 07:14 PM (UHVv4)

345 Posted by: Dave in Fla
=================
I loved your work all the way through the election. So glad you're back.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 14, 2021 07:14 PM (7Fj9P)

346 Oh that's a good Part 2 at least, Jewells. This character limit is going to kill me.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 07:15 PM (uEbPt)

347 Thanks, Dave in Fla.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2021 07:15 PM (UHVv4)

348 I'm gonna kick his fucking ass when I see him.


=


yeah...with love of course

Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 07:16 PM (V13WU)

349 Been watching a Scottish sitcom called "Still Game".

Once you get past the Scottish accents it's hilarious with fantastic characters.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 14, 2021 07:16 PM (5We2S)

350 A fund raiser for Treacher nets donations to Ace?

LOL!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 14, 2021 07:16 PM (2SdPm)

351 {{{Ben Had}}}

I am so looking forward to seeing you again!

Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 07:16 PM (tcsxg)

352 what word did Schumer use

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 14, 2021 07:16 PM (iTXRQ)

353 And yea.. I'm gonna kick his fucking ass when I see him.
Posted by: Jewells45



I felt that.
Deep in my soul.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 07:16 PM (RTTbl)

354 To prove that British aviation learned nothing from the Comet fiasco, they developed a commuter airline in which the windscreen was bolted in. One time this erk in the maintenance shed though he had the right bolts for a replacement of the pilot's glass. That bit of glass popped right out in flight and tried to suck the pilot out also.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 07:16 PM (ipWZW)

355 This is your home as much as anyone here.
Seconded.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 07:17 PM (HaL55)

356 Reuben Hick, Orthodox Jews.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2021 07:17 PM (P/6ya)

357 241 "Texas Christian University Replaces Freshman With First. Year Student Because It Is Too Gendered"

Humankind....
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 06:55 PM (83lwH)
-----------

Next they replace Christian with Pagan

Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 07:17 PM (TvHck)

358 NY Democrat Wants One Time "Patriot Tax" On Millionaires

-
Yeah. One time. Right.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 07:18 PM (d9FiS)

359 Does she also make coffee?


Coffee isn't nearly enough. She needs to make sammiches too!

Posted by: Mookie at June 14, 2021 07:18 PM (u+Y3T)

360 I felt that.
Deep in my soul.


Damn kids... they don't know... they'll never know because they don't and never will have their own kids. Only my oldest daughter would understand the fear when you haven't heard from your child and you fear the worst. I felt like my guts had been ripped out.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2021 07:19 PM (nxdel)

361 Jewells being a young man once know letting everyone know your whereabouts isn't the first thing on your mind.
But praying anyway.

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2021 07:19 PM (Cxk7w)

362
In the olden days, they called them Imbeciles.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 07:19 PM (eZG8/)

363 I'd like Joe Biden's head to get shoved up Malevolent Idiot Justin Trudeau's ass.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at June 14, 2021 07:19 PM (cSyAR)

364 The Blacklist is definitely worth watching.

Like pretty much all series that survives a few seasons, after the third season the perverts and the agenda driven writers are called in to ruin it.

Case in point: The last episode I watched, had some tranny in it where something bad happened. "Red", who is depicted as a complete psychopath who would kill his own grandmother for a dollar, was whining like a teenage girl who had her phone taken from her. It was downright worship of perverts and blanket condemnation of anyone who didn't fully accept it.

What happened to "House" and "Blacklist" greatly contributed to my decision to rid the house permanently of anything from Hollywood.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 14, 2021 07:19 PM (+LCoQ)

365 "Texas Christian University Replaces Freshman With First. Year Student Because It Is Too Gendered"

Humankind....
Posted by: H


they have decided to refer to the freshman 15 as the "first year stone"

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 07:19 PM (GRWEX)

366 You can't account for massive cheating in predictions.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 14, 2021 07:10 PM (S9l8l)


I am not trying to dump on Dave he's got data and good insight. But you can account for massive cheating. A lot of us did. Pennsylvania was quite brazen about telling us how they were going to cheat. And Dave used "math" to tell us nope we were wrong to worry because no way could they cheat enough to win. No wonder math is suspect on this blog.

If anything all of the explanation of how they could not cheat is proof that they did.

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2021 07:19 PM (WoyGL)

367 And yea.. I'm gonna kick his fucking ass when I see him.

Lol. Glad everything worked out all right.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 07:19 PM (HaL55)

368 God sent me angel when I needed one the most. And yea.. I'm gonna kick his fucking ass when I see him.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2021 07:14 PM (nxdel)
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Outstanding.

You had me nervous, too.

And yeah, kick him good and hard.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 14, 2021 07:19 PM (2SdPm)

369 I never got the appeal - it's comic book crap made into movies.
---------------
I don't care if people personally like or don't like movies, but if you tried one, maybe you might get it, or even like one. I'd suggest Captain America 2 (The Winter Soldier) as a starting point.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 07:12 PM (KZzsI)

If people don't like that type movie, that's fine, but Marvel told a massive story over multiple movies, with very little fluff, and a LOT of entertainment.

Which is sorta what movies are supposed to be. So no, it's not "crap." Well, maybe the stuff they're doing now. I hate musicals, but that doesn't mean I think they're all crap.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2021 07:20 PM (5ieoM)

370 "Because It Is Too Gendered"

feMALE

woMAN

We need an extinction level event or something to get people off Teh Stupid stuff.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 07:20 PM (83lwH)

371 A fund raiser for Treacher nets donations to Ace?
LOL!

Another replier to Mr Bonham also gave $50 too!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2021 07:20 PM (UHVv4)

372 You know this is going in your permanent record.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 06:45 PM (II3Gr)

Not coming up with a witty comeback, so ....

{{{Insom}}]
Posted by: Emmie

(Do you believe this guy ?)

Posted by: JT at June 14, 2021 07:20 PM (arJlL)

373
Before "imbeciles," they were referred to as "idiots."

There's a line in Gone With The Wind when someone referred to Scarlett's father "before he turned idiot."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 07:20 PM (eZG8/)

374 Jewells, if this is a girl thing I would understand but if some ahole slipped him some kind of narcotic that would warrant some swift justice.

Posted by: Eromero at June 14, 2021 07:20 PM (0OP+5)

375 Dave did his best and he's a moron in good standing. The Left are evil satanic assholes and most of the nominal Right is composed of the Left. Not the fault of anyone here.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 07:21 PM (uEbPt)

376 Skip my son suffers from depression so I was just so damn worried. Plus he took that stupid vaccine. You think I don't worry about that every single day?

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2021 07:21 PM (nxdel)

377 You're right, Jewells...they just will never understand the terror a mom feels when something isn't right. Not being able to get ahold of your kid is terrifying in this day and age. No matter how old they are. The terror goes straight to the bone marrow. I'm so glad he's okay. Butt kickin' is deserved!

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 14, 2021 07:21 PM (O+I8R)

378 I'd rather see a one time "Patriot Tax" on people who voted for Biden. 5%, no exclusions. Perhaps a second, from people who think Biden is doing a great job.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 14, 2021 07:21 PM (joJfO)

379 Damn kids... they don't know... they'll never know because they don't and never will have their own kids. Only my oldest daughter would understand the fear when you haven't heard from your child and you fear the worst. I felt like my guts had been ripped out.
Posted by: Jewells45


Am so glad everything is ok.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 07:21 PM (RTTbl)

380 I am in SC and it is a different world than NoVa. Other than at the hospital this place is mask free.

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2021 07:21 PM (WoyGL)

381 Jewells, so glad he is ok. Kids don't understand until they have kids of their own.

Posted by: Infidel at June 14, 2021 07:22 PM (E0OEG)

382 "I''m gonna kick his fucking ass when I see him."

So all good?

I was about to post "kick the door in" but realized that might be horrible advice from a safety (and legal) standard, so I deleted it.

So I was sitting here like I just saw an injured deer in traffic and didn't know what to say or do

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 07:22 PM (83lwH)

383 Emmie, the very same here. My best to Mr. Bassman also.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2021 07:22 PM (P/6ya)

384 God sent me angel when I needed one the most.

Praise God from whom all blessings flow

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2021 07:22 PM (KZzsI)

385 That's what's called a Orbital Kinetic Strike object.

From my latest SciFi military reading there won't be much laser weapons in space warfare. Oh yeah some but the strategic bombardment will take place using rail guns to propel objects onto targets and sub light speeds but over a length of time that multiplies the force applied.

Only useful on objects that can have their orbital path determined very closely and with no ability to dodge.

Like space stations, ships in orbit with engines off or idle, planetary targets etc.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 14, 2021 07:23 PM (gHWbw)

386 Thought it was a nice night, hearing thunder and bracketed one to south and one to north.
Posted by: Skip

Its raining pretty good here.

Posted by: JT at June 14, 2021 07:23 PM (arJlL)

387 The Left are evil satanic assholes and most of the nominal Right is composed of the Left. Not the fault of anyone here.
Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 07:21 PM (uEbPt)
----------------------

A friend tried to explain that his cousin who voted for Bifen was really just a misinformed Republican.

I explained that it is a binary thing.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 07:24 PM (TvHck)

388 what word did Schumer use
Posted by: DB- just DB

"Retard", retard.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 07:24 PM (d9FiS)

389 Glad he's ok, Jewells. You'd be justified in breaking a couple of his fingers.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 07:24 PM (kTF2Z)

390 Anya is a very very good doggie.

Good to see restaurant woman being treated equally to men and getting a well deserved beat down but I must say I am impressed by her tenacity.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 14, 2021 07:24 PM (RdjMd)

391 NY Democrat Wants One Time "Patriot Tax" On Millionaires

That is funny. I doubt that there is any such thing as a Patriot in New York. Heck, the wealthy people allegedly subject to this tax would probably take great offense to both the tax and the name.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 14, 2021 07:25 PM (+LCoQ)

392 From my latest SciFi military reading there won't be much laser weapons in space warfare.

I think there will be beam weapons, but they won't be the main gun. They will be for special targets like "take out their port sensors" or "blind them" and the physical cannons will blow holes in the enemy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2021 07:25 PM (KZzsI)

393 Hiya Chique !

Posted by: JT at June 14, 2021 07:25 PM (arJlL)

394 Sorry didn't mean to scare anyone.. probably could have started out saying he was okay. What struck me honestly? .. once I knew he was alright was that sweet girl praying with me. I'll never forget her.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2021 07:25 PM (nxdel)

395 they have decided to refer to the freshman 15 as the "first year stone"
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 07:19 PM


1.07143 stone, to be precise, old chap.

Posted by: James Crewyngton Smythe-Marmyte at June 14, 2021 07:25 PM (DMUuz)

396 >what word did Schumer use
Posted by: DB- just DB

"Retard", retard.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


seems uncalled for

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 14, 2021 07:26 PM (iTXRQ)

397 You have a designated HR person for an office of that size? Seems like a suboptimal use of limited resources.

Does she also make coffee... 'cause then I might could see justifying it.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel

Oh, hell no. Since the wuhan flu she has only been in the office twice a week. Pisses me off. seems suboptimal to me too.

Posted by: Infidel at June 14, 2021 07:26 PM (E0OEG)

398 Dave I didn't catch your followup post, but even if I don't agree with it, I appreciate the effort you put into it and I think it's cool Ace gave you a platform. Do more. Hehe

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 07:26 PM (83lwH)

399 in fact, go fuck yourself

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 14, 2021 07:26 PM (iTXRQ)

400 Sorry didn't mean to scare anyone.. probably could have started out saying he was okay. What struck me honestly? .. once I knew he was alright was that sweet girl praying with me. I'll never forget her.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2021 07:25 PM (nxdel)

Ha. You scared EVERYONE. Probably a good way to offload though.

Good ending though and that's all that matters.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 07:26 PM (uEbPt)

401 >Good to see restaurant woman being treated equally to men and getting a well deserved beat down but I must say I am impressed by her tenacity.


I liked the part where she started to climb over the counter

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 14, 2021 07:27 PM (iTXRQ)

402 flamewar! flamewar !

Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 07:27 PM (V13WU)

403 That's what's called a Orbital Kinetic Strike object.

Only useful on objects that can have their orbital path determined very closely and with no ability to dodge.

Like space stations, ships in orbit with engines off or idle, planetary targets etc.


I double dog dare China to demonstrate the power of these weapons on DC.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 14, 2021 07:27 PM (+LCoQ)

404 You are royalty. You gambol, Madam.
Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Royality Protocol Advisor at June 14, 2021 06:14 PM (DMUuz)

And Gavotte!

Posted by: jakee308 at June 14, 2021 07:27 PM (gHWbw)

405 From the Murdoch Mysteries TV series where a young autistic woman has built a perfect scale model of his neighbourhod and neighbours where a murder has taken place sees the police inspector say...

Inspector Thomas Brackenreid: I find it hard to believe that such a precise model was built by an imbecile!

Constable George Crabtree: [Trying to be politically correct] Ooooh-sir, uh, I believe such people as Lydia are no longer referred to as imbecile. It's felt to be demeaning. The correct term nowadays is "moron".

Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2021 07:27 PM (UHVv4)

406 Hi JT! How's it going?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 14, 2021 07:28 PM (RdjMd)

407 >what word did Schumer use
Posted by: DB- just DB

"Retard", retard.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


seems uncalled for
Posted by: DB- just DB

Just a joke. No offense intended.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 07:28 PM (d9FiS)

408 "Sorry didn't mean to scare anyone"

I scared myself. We had a similar instance last year with a neighbor. It didn't end well.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 07:29 PM (83lwH)

409 Just a joke. No offense intended.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 07:28 PM (d9FiS)

That was a retarded joke, sir

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at June 14, 2021 07:29 PM (uEbPt)

410
I liked the part where she started to climb over the counter
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 14, 2021 07:27 PM (iTXRQ)


It was all very entertaining.

I was a WWF fan as a kid.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 14, 2021 07:29 PM (RdjMd)

411 Posted by: Infidel at June 14, 2021 07:06 PM (E0OEG)

Only an office of 5 attorneys could have more than 1 receptionist AND an HR lady...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 14, 2021 07:30 PM (AL0d+)

412 Illiniwek Welding ... bring all your welding jobs to me.


not really, but I did just finish my first welding work ever. Not pretty, but should hold up. A little apprehensive, but needed to fix the sprayer arm. Nice feeling to accomplish something new, especially when nothing burned down or broke in the learning adventure. Two beer reward. cheers

Posted by: illiniwek at June 14, 2021 07:30 PM (Cus5s)

413 Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2021 07:27 PM (UHVv4)

LOL

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 07:30 PM (uEbPt)

414 I liked the part where she started to climb over the counter

I feared for the structural integrity of the counter.

What makes me puzzled is what the heck did someone say or do to get her that enraged? Was it just the last straw in an awful day or is she just crazy?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2021 07:30 PM (KZzsI)

415 >Just a joke. No offense intended.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Oh. Okay. Skip over my witty retort.

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 14, 2021 07:30 PM (iTXRQ)

416 My best to Mr. Bassman also.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2021 07:22 PM (P/6ya)


Mr. Bassman is at his very first band rehearsal in a year and a half! He's excited to be performing again.

Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 07:30 PM (tcsxg)

417 "I liked the part where she started to climb over the counter"

I like that it didn't occur to her she couldn't heaver her 300 pounds over the counter.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 07:30 PM (83lwH)

418
It's felt to be demeaning. The correct term nowadays is "moron".
Posted by: andycanuck


Ha.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 07:30 PM (eZG8/)

419 #388 To be fair, I was wondering if Schumer had used "mentally retarded" and was being attacked for it as much as if he had used the offensive "retard". (Assuming the MFM is going after him for it at all.)

Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2021 07:31 PM (UHVv4)

420 >What makes me puzzled is what the heck did someone say or do to get her that enraged?


'this ain't Burger King, you landwhale- you don't get it your way.'

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 14, 2021 07:31 PM (iTXRQ)

421 andy canuck @ 405- I really enjoy the meetings and the coffee. 'Hi, I'm Eromero and I'm a moron.'

Posted by: Eromero at June 14, 2021 07:32 PM (0OP+5)

422 "What makes me puzzled is what the heck did someone say or do to get her that enraged?"

He disrespected her. Also known culturally as dissing.

Dissing is punishable by death in areas that Black Lives Matter.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 07:32 PM (83lwH)

423 Before "imbeciles," they were referred to as "idiots."

There's a line in Gone With The Wind when someone referred to Scarlett's father "before he turned idiot."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 07:20 PM (eZG8/)


Imbeciles and idiots are to quote the great Lady Gaga "Born That Way."


Old people don't turn idiot. That's dementia or Alzheimer's

Posted by: TC at June 14, 2021 07:32 PM (KuDNQ)

424 Chique, it's nice to see you around. Hope things are going well for you.

Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 07:32 PM (tcsxg)

425 I know a lot of retards...most of them voted for sundown

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 14, 2021 07:32 PM (IHyjr)

426 Will Tucker Carlson cover the Project Veritas undercover Fox videos?

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 14, 2021 07:33 PM (xPl2J)

427 Dissing is punishable by death in areas that Black Lives Matter.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 07:32 PM (83lwH)

Don't you mean the areas where they don't matter?

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 07:33 PM (uEbPt)

428 Schumer said retarded not retard. That he had started his career trying to get a facility built for retarded children.

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2021 07:33 PM (WoyGL)

429 {{{Jewells}}}

Glad your son is ok.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 14, 2021 07:33 PM (RdjMd)

430
Jewells being a young man once know letting everyone know your whereabouts isn't the first thing on your mind.

But praying anyway.

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2021 07:19 PM (Cxk7w)
+++I think our communication habits have changed drastically since the cell. People tend to check their phones often, and unless the thing has been stolen or lost somewhere, disregarding urgent calls and texts would send up red flags, especially to parents.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 14, 2021 07:34 PM (d7+p1)

431 I scared myself. We had a similar instance last year with a neighbor. It didn't end well.

Oh I'm so sorry.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2021 07:34 PM (nxdel)

432
Only an office of 5 attorneys could have more than 1 receptionist AND an HR lady...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Yes, seems they really don't need HR. The receptionists only want to work part time. No med. insurance for them.

Posted by: Infidel at June 14, 2021 07:34 PM (E0OEG)

433 Dave in Fla, I wish to also express my appreciation for you sharing your research and insights.

Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 07:34 PM (tcsxg)

434 {{{Infidel}}}

Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 07:34 PM (tcsxg)

435 Hi Emmie! Nice to see you, too! I'm doing well, thanks. Have the day off today.

How are you and your hubby?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 14, 2021 07:34 PM (RdjMd)

436 "The neighbor asks me if she can pray for me. I practically body slam her saying yes!! I'm a Christian too and yes..please pray for him. So we did. Right there in the middle of the hallway we prayed. Together. God sent me angel when I needed one the most. And yea.. I'm gonna kick his fucking ass when I see him."

That little beacon of hope for humanity was worth the scare.

Thank you.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 07:35 PM (83lwH)

437 433 Dave in Fla, I wish to also express my appreciation for you sharing your research and insights.
Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 07:34 PM (tcsxg)

Same. Read the post but didn't get to add a comment until now: thanks.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 14, 2021 07:35 PM (puu6v)

438 I only make fun of fake retardos.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 14, 2021 07:35 PM (rB4m/)

439 Am so glad everything is ok.
That sounds like a Full Christian Name offense.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 07:35 PM (HaL55)

440 *no flame war ? I am dissapoint

Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 07:35 PM (V13WU)

441 "What makes me puzzled is what the heck did someone say or do to get her that enraged?"

He disrespected her. Also known culturally as dissing.

Dissing is punishable by death in areas that Black Lives Matter.


Each culture has its own quirks that is offensive. When going through customs in Dubai after a long non-stop out of DFW, I dropped my passport on the counter rather than handing it to him.

I think they view that as punishable by death.

In contrast some Asian cultures prefer that strangers put their things in a basket or flat surface rather than hand things over.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 14, 2021 07:36 PM (+LCoQ)

442 I think our communication habits have changed drastically since the cell. People tend to check their phones often, and unless the thing has been stolen or lost somewhere, disregarding urgent calls and texts would send up red flags, especially to parents.

Exactly!! I almost always talk or text him every day. He always replies. I just kept thinking well maybe he's doing Door Dash or Lyft but when his sis is worried then yeah.. I go into overdrive.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2021 07:36 PM (nxdel)

443 > *no flame war ? I am dissapoint
Posted by: runner


a misunderstanding

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 14, 2021 07:36 PM (iTXRQ)

444 Err...

Blaster and anyone else. I'm not thanking anyone for sticking up for anything I said back in November. Only in the thread below it was pointed out that I show my work. I appreciate that people notice and it makes a difference.

Regarding the steal, yes I was wrong in thinking that they couldn't cheat at that level and get away with it. Obviously, they did.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 14, 2021 07:37 PM (5p7BC)

445 Dave in Fla, I wish to also express my appreciation for you sharing your research and insights.

Dittos!

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 14, 2021 07:37 PM (+LCoQ)

446 In what culture is spilling my coffee punishable by death?

Moving there (sorry wife but geez)

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 07:37 PM (83lwH)

447 The correct term nowadays is "moron".
Posted by: andycanuck


But But But we're all morons?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 14, 2021 07:37 PM (IHyjr)

448 We should have one on Friday, runner.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2021 07:37 PM (UHVv4)

449 Eromero.. it's not a girl thing.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2021 07:37 PM (nxdel)

450 Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

He didnt know it was a toitle!

Posted by: Curly Howard at June 14, 2021 07:38 PM (n/szn)

451 How are you and your hubby?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 14, 2021 07:34 PM (RdjMd)


We're doing well; however, we're not as far along as we need to be with our packing for our move. After our move, we will be five hours closer to the TXMoMe.

Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 07:38 PM (tcsxg)

452 Tucker has Ashli Babbitt's husband on who is suing the federal government

Posted by: redridinghood at June 14, 2021 07:38 PM (NpAcC)

453 Be back later; I have to finish recording something on TV -- the King's Speech. Ciao.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2021 07:39 PM (UHVv4)

454 Are there still Cretins around?

There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hoppin' cretins

Cretin, cretin....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 14, 2021 07:39 PM (R/m4+)

455 {{{Emmie}}} How are you? Glad bassman is playing again. Was supposed to wds Sat. but was under the weather. Still feeling a little puny. This has not been a good year for me.

Posted by: Infidel at June 14, 2021 07:39 PM (E0OEG)

456 I know a lot of retards...most of them voted for sundown

Those particular retards get an adjective modifier as in F'ing retards.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 14, 2021 07:39 PM (+LCoQ)

457 We should have one on Friday, runner.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2021 07:37 PM (UHVv4)

let me check my social calendar

Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 07:39 PM (V13WU)

458 Thanks everyone for the kind words. Say a prayer for him. I have asked him countless times.. why won't you see a counselor? He just won't do it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2021 07:39 PM (nxdel)

459 rezident retard stands. I honestly don't give a fuck who it might offend. Other than rezident retard. And he can go fuck himself sideways with a flaming barbed wire wrapped pineapple sideways.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 14, 2021 07:40 PM (3H9h1)

460 Let's not bicker and argue over 'oo called 'oo a retard.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 07:40 PM (kTF2Z)

461 Yes, Friday works.

Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 07:40 PM (V13WU)

462 Blaster and anyone else. I'm not thanking anyone for sticking up for anything I said back in November. Only in the thread below it was pointed out that I show my work. I appreciate that people notice and it makes a difference.

Regarding the steal, yes I was wrong in thinking that they couldn't cheat at that level and get away with it. Obviously, they did.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 14, 2021 07:37 PM (5p7BC)

Your analysis and documentation are very well presented. I for one appreciate the way yiu lay out the hypothesis and backmit up with solid data, results, and tests. Very happy to see you posting again, as well as shedding the deep dive of how you got there.

Thank you.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 14, 2021 07:41 PM (VcFUs)

463 Investors are awaiting more key economic data out Tuesday morning, which will offer looks at both the strength of the consumer and extent of price increases across the supply chain.
_MSN

ROLOL

Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 07:41 PM (TvHck)

464 But But But we're all morons?
Out there on that Intarwebz thingy is a chart of the names of progressives. 4 of them iirc. Morons are at the top of the list missing the fewest chromosomes. Then idiots, some other name, then imbeciles, who have to be taught how to fap.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 07:41 PM (HaL55)

465 Still feeling a little puny. This has not been a good year for me.
Posted by: Infidel at June 14, 2021 07:39 PM (E0OEG)


I'm so sorry. The extra stress of the last year certainly hasn't helped. Feel free to call anytime.

Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 07:42 PM (tcsxg)

466 see wds.

Posted by: Infidel at June 14, 2021 07:42 PM (E0OEG)

467 460 Let's not bicker and argue over 'oo called 'oo a retard.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 07:40 PM (kTF2Z)

Oooii! Oi'm sit'n roight 'ere.

Posted by: I am sofa king we todd did - at June 14, 2021 07:42 PM (VcFUs)

468 There are only five things in the universe that can't be killed by a sword made from a volcano meteor.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at June 14, 2021 07:43 PM (6d9IC)

469 *no flame war ? I am dissapoint
Posted by: runner



those are not allowed anymore

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 07:43 PM (GRWEX)

470 Didn't want to leave that sock on the short bus.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 14, 2021 07:43 PM (VcFUs)

471 Speaking of, has anyone seen Teej lately?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 07:43 PM (HaL55)

472 Are there still Cretins around?

Probably not, God called Cretans out in the First Century as someone He loathed.

Even Paul hated them by quoting Greek poet Epimenides of Knossos that "Cretans are always liars, evil beasts, lazy gluttons"

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 14, 2021 07:44 PM (+LCoQ)

473 Thanks Emmie!

Posted by: Infidel at June 14, 2021 07:44 PM (E0OEG)

474 This place is awesome because we have people like Dave in Fla. makes us all think.

I hope he gets top bunk in his camp!

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2021 07:44 PM (WoyGL)

475 At least it wasn't a Falcon.
Posted by: Humble Harry at June 14, 2021 07:03 PM (s33iD)

Or a No Va.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 14, 2021 07:45 PM (gHWbw)

476 Schumer said retarded not retard. That he had started his career trying to get a facility built for retarded children.
Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2021 07:33 PM (WoyGL

Looks like he was successful..I give you the Senate as proof

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 14, 2021 07:45 PM (/6GbT)

477 Are there still Cretins around?



just the guys that play bb in bostn.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 07:45 PM (GRWEX)

478 I'VE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 07:45 PM (kTF2Z)

479 BTW anyone who still uses Firefox (I know it's not a lot here) and HATES the new update - especially the new row of ugly-ass "floating" tabs - you can get a lot back by changing these two settings in your about config:

browser.proton.enabled false
browser.uidensity 1

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 07:46 PM (uEbPt)

480 I'VE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 07:45 PM (kTF2Z)

You celebrate Festivus don't you?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 14, 2021 07:46 PM (IHyjr)

481 A lovely bunch of coconuts.


Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 07:46 PM (TvHck)

482 Woot, have $70 bucks coming back from the power company.

Posted by: Infidel at June 14, 2021 07:47 PM (E0OEG)

483 We're doing well; however, we're not as far along as we need to be with our packing for our move. After our move, we will be five hours closer to the TXMoMe.
Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 07:38 PM (tcsxg)

Glad to hear you were able to finally select a location and buy a home! Good luck moving!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 14, 2021 07:47 PM (RdjMd)

484 browser.proton.enabled false
browser.uidensity 1
Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 07:46 PM (uEbPt)
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Brave

Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 07:47 PM (TvHck)

485 There are only five things in the universe that can't be killed by a sword made from a volcano meteor.

Seriously though, a meteor plucked out of a volcano would probably fetch untold millions at a Sotheby's auction.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 14, 2021 07:48 PM (+LCoQ)

486 I'VE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!
Posted by: D


they would agree

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 07:49 PM (GRWEX)

487
Regarding the steal, yes I was wrong in thinking that they couldn't cheat at that level and get away with it. Obviously, they did.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 14, 2021 07:37 PM (5p7BC)

It was a horrible thing, obviously, but at least people know what type country this has become. That's the only silver lining. The darker side is many if not most are perfectly comfortable living in an increasingly totalitarian state.

Again, thanks for taking the time.

I also appreciated Jack Straw's analyses of procedures during the coup attempt and realize that isn't popular here at all. Jack really got the outcomes wrong, but only because he couldn't wrap his head around what the United States has become. Still, for whatever reason he knew what the process was supposed to do, even if it failed.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 14, 2021 07:49 PM (puu6v)

488 Dave in Fla, when we left Corsicana last October we all agreed that the level of fraud in November would be off the scale. Over the 3 days of gaming the what-ifs and then the statement out of bai-din's own piehole 'we have the biggest fraud ever' or whatever. I would have been surprised if the election wasn't stolen.

Posted by: Eromero at June 14, 2021 07:49 PM (0OP+5)

489 A lovely bunch of coconuts.


==


My leaves are right here !

-Offended palm tree

Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 07:49 PM (V13WU)

490 That meteor is melted down into its component parts.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 07:50 PM (TvHck)

491 Glad to hear you were able to finally select a location and buy a home! Good luck moving!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 14, 2021 07:47 PM (RdjMd)


Thanks! I'm in love with my veranda.

Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 07:50 PM (tcsxg)

492 Yeah, I'm sorry, but if you are still obsessed with comic book characters as an adult if you aren't actually creating them for a living, it's kind of sad. Comic book characters are designed to appeal to pre adolescent boys mostly. You can give them sex drives and have them agonize about social issues if you wish, but in the end they are people who put on silly costumes and punch people. But then I never really got grownups getting all serious about the kids movie Star Wars either.

Posted by: azjaeger at June 14, 2021 07:50 PM (3/XaG)

493 You celebrate Festivus don't you?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 14, 2021 07:46 PM (IHyjr)

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Yes, and I challenge you to feats of strength! Just nothing too heavy as my back is acting up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 07:50 PM (kTF2Z)

494 so is referring to somebody as a "retard" more offensive than using "special olympics" as a way to indicate incompetence at something?

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 07:51 PM (GRWEX)

495 Dave in FLA. Thanks your post; I too would like to see your take on the Steal.

Posted by: chris at June 14, 2021 07:51 PM (VZLwL)

496 BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now.

TeeJ is not answering me. He is the closest 'ron to me, only 60 miles away. No. tex tor voice.

I'll try again tomorrow.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 07:53 PM (u82oZ)

497 Thanks! I'm in love with my veranda.
Posted by: Emmie

I'm in love with your veranda. It really looks like a great place!

Posted by: Infidel at June 14, 2021 07:53 PM (E0OEG)

498 Thanks Salty. Hope he's OK.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 07:54 PM (HaL55)

499 Why is everyone piling on Dave in Fla?

Posted by: dantesed at June 14, 2021 07:55 PM (88xKn)

500 Brave

Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 07:47 PM (TvHck)

I know. I've never made the switch.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 07:55 PM (uEbPt)

501 Oh FFS, I just saw a tourism ad for...Illinois.

Come for the murder, stay for the corruption!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 07:55 PM (kTF2Z)

502 so is referring to somebody as a "retard" more offensive than using "special olympics" as a way to indicate incompetence at something?

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 07:51 PM (GRWEX)

Exactly but they will never criticize their God King.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 07:55 PM (uEbPt)

503 I should prolly shoot AllenG an email, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 07:56 PM (HaL55)

504 Why is everyone piling on Dave in Fla?
Posted by: dantesed at June 14, 2021 07:55 PM (88xKn)

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I don't think they're piling on, just thanking him for his earlier post.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 07:57 PM (kTF2Z)

505 Dave in FLA. Thanks your post; I too would like to see your take on the Steal.
Posted by: chris

Me too

Posted by: Miklos, with a mild professional interest at June 14, 2021 07:57 PM (QzkSJ)

506 fyi, if your state is using license plates to advertise the state and tout its greatness, it is a shithol

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 07:57 PM (GRWEX)

507 Schumer said retarded not retard. That he had started his career trying to get a facility built for retarded children.
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There's really nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 14, 2021 07:57 PM (sWM8x)

508 Not everyone is piling on DaveinFL. I have enjoyed his analysis. It seems spot on. Before and after the steal.

Posted by: Infidel at June 14, 2021 07:58 PM (E0OEG)

509 Not everyone is piling on DaveinFL. I have enjoyed his analysis. It seems spot on. Before and after the steal.
Posted by: Infidel at June 14, 2021 07:58 PM (E0OEG)

Concur.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 14, 2021 07:59 PM (R/m4+)

510 Why is everyone piling on Dave in Fla?

**

He posted a carrot chili recipe.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 14, 2021 07:59 PM (yK9py)

511 Oh FFS, I just saw a tourism ad for...Illinois.

Come for the murder, stay for the corruption!
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Win-Win

Posted by: Miklos from the Joliet Prison Guards Union at June 14, 2021 07:59 PM (QzkSJ)

512 chumer said retarded not retard. That he had started his career trying to get a facility built for retarded children.
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There's really nothing wrong with that.
Posted by: M


yeah, and his ferverent support for the rights of cocksuckrs and doughnut rubbers, and the irish, has been steadfast throughout his time in dc

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 08:00 PM (GRWEX)

513 One of the best state tourism ads I've ever seen was "Missouri loves company."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 14, 2021 08:01 PM (yK9py)

514 DaveinFL is a worthy 'ron. He provides good data & analysis, and makes you think.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 08:01 PM (u82oZ)

515 Wait, people know each other's phone numbers here?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2021 08:01 PM (KZzsI)

516 Yeah I'm still not grokking that whole stole-an-election thingy myself. I never thought something like that could happen, but it sure did.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 08:01 PM (HaL55)

517 Yes, and I challenge you to feats of strength! Just nothing too heavy as my back is acting up.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Spoon bending?

Posted by: Miklos Uri-Geller at June 14, 2021 08:01 PM (QzkSJ)

518 Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 08:00 PM (GRWEX)
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LOL, I was referring to the use of the term, not so much to Chuckie.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 14, 2021 08:02 PM (sWM8x)

519 Awwwww.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 08:02 PM (csEWM)

520 515 Wait, people know each other's phone numbers here?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2021 08:01 PM (KZzsI


Can I have your phone number?

Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 08:03 PM (tcsxg)

521 I also appreciated Jack Straw's analyses of procedures during the coup attempt and realize that isn't popular here at all.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 14, 2021 07:49 PM (puu6v)


I do think it's dubious that someone who was ubiquitous here suddenly disappeared with out a trace.

Posted by: TC at June 14, 2021 08:03 PM (KuDNQ)

522 C5 @ 506- When I was stationed in Virginia (with Florida plates on my junks) I always got a kick out of Virginia Is For Lovers on their plates. WTF was that supposed to mean?

Posted by: Eromero at June 14, 2021 08:03 PM (0OP+5)

523 Thanks! I'm in love with my veranda.

Will you invite Chevy Chase to kiss you on the veranda?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2021 08:04 PM (KZzsI)

524 Can I have your phone number?

But I'm using it!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2021 08:04 PM (KZzsI)

525 Wait, people know each other's phone numbers here?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2021 08:01 PM (KZzsI)

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You people have phones? Luxury! I only have a crumpled Dixie cup and this piece of string.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 08:05 PM (kTF2Z)

526 Gah, over 104 when I left work today. Over 100 all week. Very odd for June around here.

Posted by: Infidel at June 14, 2021 08:05 PM (E0OEG)

527 I'm in love with your veranda. It really looks like a great place!
Posted by: Infidel at June 14, 2021 07:53 PM (E0OEG)


I hope you can visit someday.

Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 08:05 PM (tcsxg)

528 fyi, if your state is using license plates to advertise the state and tout its greatness, it is a shithol
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 07:57 PM (GRWEX)

I Gladly Paid Money To Get Out Of....

Posted by: New Jersey at June 14, 2021 08:05 PM (6FeV1)

529 You all realize the meteor did not fall into the volcano, it just lined up from the perspective of the photographer. It probably did not even hit the earth.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 14, 2021 08:05 PM (00uLH)

530 I do think it's dubious that someone who was ubiquitous here suddenly disappeared with out a trace.


That's fairly common here. Any one of us could probably name about five nics of regular commenters who aren't here now and haven't been for years.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 08:06 PM (HaL55)

531 One, Two, Three, Four
Cretins wanna hop some more.....

Four, Five, Six, Seven
All good Cretins go to heaven...

Posted by: Gabba Gabba Hey! at June 14, 2021 08:06 PM (s33iD)

532 The poor puppy is going to wake up with no nose due to kitty's sandpaper-like tongue.

Posted by: Gref at June 14, 2021 08:06 PM (AMIL/)

533 You all realize the meteor did not fall into the volcano, it just lined up from the perspective of the photographer. It probably did not even hit the earth.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 14, 2021 08:05 PM (00uLH)

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Spoilsport

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 08:06 PM (kTF2Z)

534 Christopher R Taylor

Maybee.

TeeJ and I kept missing each other, for 5 years of blogging. Then my wife and I made a trip to see him. My wife was quite impressed with TeeJ. As was I, for different reasons, for sure.

The last time I saw him we were protesting the Steal at the State Capital in Topeka in December, 2020. About 400 protesters and I were marching around the Capital Building 7 times. There was a leader blowing a shofar. Good times.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 08:07 PM (u82oZ)

535 I do think it's dubious that someone who was ubiquitous here suddenly disappeared with out a trace.

Posted by: TC

Jack Straw was a true believer. As was teej, and many others.
When your entire conception of a representative republic is yanked out from under you, it takes some adjustment.
They were never wrong. No one realized nor anticipated the level of corruption.

Posted by: No Sane Person Ever at June 14, 2021 08:07 PM (Foq6I)

536 Moron Robbie @ 510- Did Dave advocate the use of Glocks or something? Because that stand.....

Posted by: Eromero at June 14, 2021 08:07 PM (0OP+5)

537 When fascists tell you how they are going to screw you you should take them at their word.

The Dems told us how they were going to steal it. They stole it. And then they celebrated stealing it.

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2021 08:09 PM (w2z2p)

538 Did Dave advocate the use of Glocks or something?

**

Worse. 9mm Glocks.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 14, 2021 08:09 PM (yK9py)

539 Okay, enough relaxing; I got work to do.

Love ya, Horde!

Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 08:09 PM (tcsxg)

540 I hope you can visit someday.
Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 08:05 PM (tcsxg)

Hoping a road trip at some point next year.

Posted by: Infidel at June 14, 2021 08:09 PM (E0OEG)

541 Cancel Schumer. He used wrongspeech.

Can't anyone here play this game?

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 08:10 PM (uEbPt)

542 Oh, before I go ...

{{{NaCly}}}

Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 08:10 PM (tcsxg)

543 You people have phones? Luxury! I only have a crumpled Dixie cup and this piece of string.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

I have to walk miles to the railroad, and put my ear to the rails.

Posted by: Miklos, attempting one-downsmanship at June 14, 2021 08:10 PM (QzkSJ)

544 That's not a soft-shelled turtle - it's one of the UFO's our Navy guys says they see every day, twice on Sundays, using its anti-gravity hover engine.

Posted by: Gref at June 14, 2021 08:10 PM (AMIL/)

545 "You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons."

Posted by: The Waco Kid at June 14, 2021 08:11 PM (DMUuz)

546 The Dems told us how they were going to steal it. They stole it. And then they celebrated stealing it.
Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2021 08:09 PM (w2z2p)

We all knew for a dead lock certainty that the dems would try to steal the election. That's all they know how to do.

What floored most of us, i would assume, was the degree to which "Our Guys" put their backs to the wheel and made it actually happen.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 08:11 PM (6FeV1)

547 517 Yes, and I challenge you to feats of strength! Just nothing too heavy as my back is acting up.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Spoon bending?
Posted by: Miklos Uri-Geller at June 14, 2021 08:01 PM (QzkSJ)

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There is no spoon

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 14, 2021 08:12 PM (CAJOC)

548 Awwww.

{{{Emmie}}} Glad to hear Mr Bassman is back to playing!

May your social distance be zero, but without babies.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 08:12 PM (u82oZ)

549 I have to walk miles to the railroad, and put my ear to the rails.
Posted by: Miklos, attempting one-downsmanship at June 14, 2021 08:10 PM (QzkSJ)

Those wrong numbers must be a real headache.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 08:12 PM (6FeV1)

550 What floored most of us, i would assume, was the degree to which "Our Guys" put their backs to the wheel and made it actually happen.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Amen

Posted by: MkY at June 14, 2021 08:12 PM (Foq6I)

551 Worse. 9mm Glocks.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 14, 2021 08:09 PM


A Glock Guy ... dissing Glocks.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 14, 2021 08:13 PM (DMUuz)

552
Oh FFS, I just saw a tourism ad for...Illinois.

Come for the murder, stay for the corruption!
Posted by: Duke Lowell


And see the exciting chemical plant fires!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 08:13 PM (eZG8/)

553 543 You people have phones? Luxury! I only have a crumpled Dixie cup and this piece of string.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

I have to walk miles to the railroad, and put my ear to the rails.
Posted by: Miklos, attempting one-downsmanship at June 14, 2021 08:10 PM (QzkSJ)

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Well, la-ti-dah, Mr. Rockefeller, with your fancy ears! I had to sense the vibrations through the bottoms of my feet!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 14, 2021 08:14 PM (CAJOC)

554 fyi, if your state is using license plates to advertise the state and tout its greatness, it is a shithole

"Oklahoma is OK"

Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2021 08:14 PM (8eSmR)

555 Warai-otoko

If we were in the GOPEs official positions, this could have been stopped easily.

Every contest was messed up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 08:14 PM (u82oZ)

556 What floored most of us, i would assume, was the degree to which "Our Guys" put their backs to the wheel and made it actually happen.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

If only Trump had made panties drop like the masks.....

Posted by: Miklos, maybe next time at June 14, 2021 08:15 PM (QzkSJ)

557 @546

Every state that was stolen either had GOP in top political offices, Gov, Ag, SOS or had GOP controlled legislatures.

And they all proper fucked the Trump and the American people.

Or alternatively...

The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 14, 2021 08:15 PM (3kz7u)

558 @530 That's fairly common here. Any one of us could probably name about five nics of regular commenters who aren't here now and haven't been for years.

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Speaking of which, what happened to Zombie? The last Zombie posts I remember seeing were made shortly after election day, while the vote tallies were still being falsified.

Posted by: junior at June 14, 2021 08:15 PM (PTw5h)

559 73 We just started watching "Blacklist", starring James Spader. As far as I know, he's A-political, and *might* be a closet conservative.. I like it so far. It makes the F.I.B. look like the total a-hole/idiots they are. Does it stay good? (7 seasons...)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 14, 2021 06:27 PM (7Fj9P)

Sorry, BSR, but Spader is a Hollywood Leftie of massive proportions.

But I watch Blacklist faithfully, of course I pour doubles of bourbon to forget that fact. I do like the show. And Boston Legal was head and shoulders above most H-wood fare of it's time. Spader and Shatner. Cigars on the roof at night. Excellent show.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2021 08:16 PM (sy5kK)

560
Well, la-ti-dah, Mr. Rockefeller, with your fancy ears! I had to sense the vibrations through the bottoms of my feet!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 14, 2021 08:14 PM (CAJOC)

So you're bee's knees, huh?


I gotta spill the entrails of a chicken for a half assed text message.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 14, 2021 08:16 PM (VcFUs)

561 (with Florida plates on my junks)
Posted by: Eromero at June 14, 2021 08:03 PM


How did you attach them? With piercings?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Andrew C., Albany, N.Y. at June 14, 2021 08:16 PM (DMUuz)

562 Did Dave advocate the use of Glocks or something?

**

Worse. 9mm Glocks.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

I know a good story about Glocks, but in German.

A Glockenspiel

Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein at June 14, 2021 08:16 PM (QzkSJ)

563
Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2021 07:02 PM (UHVv4)
*****************
Why in the world would anyone be pimping for Treacher... does anybody even like him? Does anybody even want to read what he writes? Was he in another accident?

Posted by: redridinghood at June 14, 2021 08:17 PM (NpAcC)

564 I've bought an HK P7 just so I can diss errybody.




(that's not true about buying a P7 btw)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 14, 2021 08:18 PM (yK9py)

565 I'm shocked that the local Fox News reporter managed to get that on the air (from the sidebar).

Posted by: motionview - Wuhan Flu and China Virus FTW at June 14, 2021 08:18 PM (RKp8A)

566 So ok, I finally got my grass cut down next to the lake. Took about an hour, found no dinosaurs or alien spacecraft, had enough grass to make probably 10 square bales if I baled it. Took a shower and checked for ticks, sat down and had TWO! Wild Turkey 101s. I is mellow and gone hit the rack sooner. May you all sleep like innocent kittens.

Posted by: Eromero at June 14, 2021 08:18 PM (0OP+5)

567 Zombie was very afraid of being outed. She said that in her position it was death if she was found out. She was in very deep Left field.

Just think of how easy it was her to access all those protests. Lot of people took issue with her essays, to say nothing of the Islamists.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 08:19 PM (u82oZ)

568 "fyi, if your state is using license plates to advertise the state and tout its greatness, it is a shithole"

Jersey plates should have "you live here? lol"


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 14, 2021 08:19 PM (VwHCD)

569 I'm shocked that the local Fox News reporter managed to get that on the air (from the sidebar).

I am guessing that the producer was busy chatting up an intern or something; boring weather bit for color, not watching.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2021 08:20 PM (KZzsI)

570 Actually, Jersey plates should have "fuck you pay me"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 14, 2021 08:20 PM (VwHCD)

571 Or alternatively...

The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 14, 2021 08:15 PM (3kz7u)

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I'm gonna go with that one.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 08:20 PM (kTF2Z)

572 Walked 9 holes of golf this evening. It was nice but a bit humid. Didn't play very well but while looking for my wayward golf ball, I found about 10 other golf balls. A windfall! As long as I find more golf balls than I lose, I call that a win. I think I'm playing this game wrong.

Got some storms heading towards Babylon on the Potomac tonight.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 14, 2021 08:20 PM (QFVV9)

573 Treacher was ~~ OK before being hit by the official car. Welcome to DC, champ.

Afterwards -- something happened to him.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 08:20 PM (u82oZ)

574 1 Uh huh. That's a meteor falling into the volcano, not a death ray. Uh huh.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 14, 2021 06:03 PM (GbPPJ)


If you look closely, you can see the alien sniper hiding in the clouds.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 14, 2021 08:20 PM (F0YaR)

575 Posted by: Eromero at June 14, 2021 08:18 PM (0OP+5)

Only two Wild Turkey 101s? What's wrong with you?

Posted by: dantesed at June 14, 2021 08:21 PM (88xKn)

576 May you all sleep like innocent kittens.
Posted by: Eromero at June 14, 2021 08:18 PM (0OP+5)

You really want all of us tearing our ass running through the house at high speed through at 2AM?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 14, 2021 08:21 PM (VcFUs)

577 I know a good story about Glocks, but in German.

A Glockenspiel
Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein at June 14, 2021 08:16 PM


Sounds percussive.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 14, 2021 08:21 PM (DMUuz)

578 I gotta spill the entrails of a chicken for a half assed text message.
Posted by: BifBewalski

Stock picks? As long as yer doing entrails and all...

Posted by: MiklosGlobalCorpPartners at June 14, 2021 08:21 PM (QzkSJ)

579 I'm shocked that the local Fox News reporter managed to get that on the air (from the sidebar).

Sad, really. Her upcoming suicide, I mean.

Posted by: Hillary at June 14, 2021 08:21 PM (8eSmR)

580 @567 Zombie was very afraid of being outed. She said that in her position it was death if she was found out. She was in very deep Left field.

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Yeah, I know that. But Zombie had been fairly active here regardless for the last few years even with all of that trouble. And then, suddenly, there was complete silence following the vote "tally".

Seems like a rather dramatic change unless something happened in real life (always a possibility) that was cause for concern.

Posted by: junior at June 14, 2021 08:21 PM (PTw5h)

581 So amazon is emailing me about cat beds. Why does amazon think i have cats? Probably all of ace's pet video.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 14, 2021 08:22 PM (00uLH)

582 Did Dave put corn in the spaghetti sauce? That's just not right!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 14, 2021 08:23 PM (2k5ha)

583 Zombie was very afraid of being outed. She said that in her position it was death if she was found out. She was in very deep Left field.

Yeah Zombie had good reason to disappear. The threat is not over, if anything its gotten more dire. This site is, shall we say, not unknown to the bad guys and the archives go back over a decade.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2021 08:23 PM (KZzsI)

584 So ok, I finally got my grass cut down next to the
lake. Took about an hour, found no dinosaurs or alien spacecraft, had
enough grass to make probably 10 square bales if I baled it. Took a
shower and checked for ticks, sat down and had TWO! Wild Turkey 101s. I
is mellow and gone hit the rack sooner. May you all sleep like innocent
kittens.


Posted by: Eromero at June 14, 2021 08:18 PM (0OP+5)

I used to do my lawn. People came to visit the new place last month, walked outside and 2 of them ended up with ticks. Now I got a lawn service. Fuck ticks. Never had a tick at the old place. Move to a bigger place with a bigger cleared lot, and now there are ticks. Did I mention fuck ticks?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 14, 2021 08:23 PM (VwHCD)

585 I gotta spill the entrails of a chicken for a half assed text message.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 14, 2021 08:16 PM


Sounds like you're not cutting around the vent completely before pulling the entrails.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 14, 2021 08:24 PM (DMUuz)

586 Actually, Jersey plates should have "fuck you pay me"
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads


Or "fuck me I paid"

Posted by: Miklosian Suggestifications LLP at June 14, 2021 08:25 PM (QzkSJ)

587 Move to a bigger place with a bigger cleared lot, and now there are ticks. Did I mention fuck ticks?

You what?! Anyways, the chicken lady is single and the chickens are hungry.

Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2021 08:25 PM (8eSmR)

588 @584 I used to do my lawn. People came to visit the new place last month, walked outside and 2 of them ended up with ticks. Now I got a lawn service. Fuck ticks. Never had a tick at the old place. Move to a bigger place with a bigger cleared lot, and now there are ticks. Did I mention fuck ticks?

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Need more possums.



(they eat ticks)

Posted by: junior at June 14, 2021 08:25 PM (PTw5h)

589 Christopher R Taylor

OPSEC on how I coulda maybe IDed her with some Leftist assistance.

She is pretty smart. And a survivor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 08:26 PM (u82oZ)

590 Eat shit Boris.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 14, 2021 08:26 PM (ybIRR)

591
Still no sign of logprof?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 08:27 PM (eZG8/)

592 Yeah, I know that. But Zombie had been fairly active here regardless for the last few years even with all of that trouble. And then, suddenly, there was complete silence following the vote "tally".

Seems like a rather dramatic change unless something happened in real life (always a possibility) that was cause for concern.
Posted by: junior

She (yes, she) mentioned an Intimate Encounter with Ace.

True or Just for Funz, cannot say.

Posted by: Miklos recalls at June 14, 2021 08:27 PM (QzkSJ)

593 Afterwards -- something happened to him.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 08:20 PM (u82oZ)

Not exactly true. He had always *seemed* ok and had some very astute observations. But in one thread back in the HA days, he suddenly went insane on me.

I was a regular there, and couldn't be mistaken for anything but conservative, but he insisted a single joke I made (that everybody got) meant I was a liberal troll. It was a very similar meltdown to the one he had on here. He was like a dog with a bone and it was just plain bizarre. I remember thinking how fucking absolutely weird he suddenly was. I batted him around, but nothing I said or angle I tried cut any ice.

I was thrilled the night he broke down on here in embarrassing fashion because until then it was like I was the only one who could see it.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 08:27 PM (uEbPt)

594 261 "Better to beg forgiveness than ask permission."

I have never ever experienced this being the case.

Yeah, its a neat saying but I have never known it to be true.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 06:59 PM (KZzsI)

It does work. It is a state of mind more than anything else. A "if you don't like what I did, than eff you". So guessing that isn't really begging. Close enough.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2021 08:27 PM (sy5kK)

595 the chicken lady is single

https://youtu.be/oDYnFy4rCJY

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2021 08:27 PM (KZzsI)

596 t-bird

Its Guinea hens that go after chiggers and ticks, not really chickens.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 08:28 PM (u82oZ)

597 Jack Straw was a true believer. As was teej, and many others.
When your entire conception of a representative republic is yanked out from under you, it takes some adjustment.
They were never wrong. No one realized nor anticipated the level of corruption.
Posted by: No Sane Person Ever at June 14, 2021 08:07 PM (Foq6I)


You can be certain of something big and later be proven to be totally wrong.


I don't have any reason to question the motives of Dave in Fla. Can't say the same about Jack Straw.


Posted by: TC at June 14, 2021 08:28 PM (KuDNQ)

598 Need more possums.







(they eat ticks)

Posted by: junior at June 14, 2021 08:25 PM (PTw5h)

Shit man...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 14, 2021 08:28 PM (VwHCD)

599 Treacher can suck dick behind the Wal-Mart dumpster for food for all I care. He hates me and anyone like me, and has made that crystal clear, repeatedly. Back atcha, champ.

Hate has no home here, but it does have a time share.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 08:29 PM (Bmy3R)

600 May you all sleep like innocent kittens.
Posted by: Eromero at June 14, 2021 08:18 PM (0OP+5)


In the jungle, the Mighty Horde Jungle
The kittehs sleep tonight

Posted by: a Token Miklos at June 14, 2021 08:29 PM (QzkSJ)

601 596 t-bird

Its Guinea hens that go after chiggers and ticks, not really chickens.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 08:28 PM (u82oZ)

That's ITALIAN-American hen!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 08:30 PM (csEWM)

602 Hate has no home here, but it does have a time share.

Keeps taking the extra weeks and trashing the place, too

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2021 08:32 PM (KZzsI)

603 Watching "The Bronze". Former gymnast faces belt-tightening at home:

"You're cutting off my allowance AND you want me to stop stealing?! What kind of a monster are you?"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at June 14, 2021 08:32 PM (Dc2NZ)

604 502 so is referring to somebody as a "retard" more offensive than using "special olympics" as a way to indicate incompetence at something?

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 07:51 PM (GRWEX)
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In elementary school we were told that it was not the "dumb class" and they were not "dumb", they were "retarded" and we should be respectful of that.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 08:32 PM (TvHck)

605 I don't have any reason to question the motives of Dave in Fla. Can't say the same about Jack Straw.


Posted by: TC

I only disagreed with JackStraw's specifics in terms of Rosenstein, who Always was an obvious shitweasel.

Posted by: Miklos, not revising, just "extending" at June 14, 2021 08:32 PM (QzkSJ)

606 LeftCoast Dawg

On the occasions I have to ask forgiveness, I just say:

"I did this. I will take my lumps." It has served me well.

I had a boss say he would fire the next person to do X. Twoi days later, when I was the pirst person that did X, I went right in to him and said "I did X. {Explained it}. I will take my lumps." Nothing done to me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 08:32 PM (u82oZ)

607 The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 14, 2021 08:15 PM (3kz7u)

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Moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 08:33 PM (fLVm1)

608 I don't have any reason to question the motives of Dave in Fla. Can't say the same about Jack Straw.


Posted by: TC at June 14, 2021 08:28 PM (KuDNQ)



Ten years would be a helluva long con.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 14, 2021 08:33 PM (yQpMk)

609 Hating someone is like drinking poison and expecting them to die. I try not to carry the bitter herb around with me but it sure the shit is difficult.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 08:33 PM (uEbPt)

610 Its Guinea hens that go after chiggers and ticks, not really chickens.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 08:28 PM (u82oZ)
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"Guineas"? "Chiggers"? WTF Salty?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at June 14, 2021 08:33 PM (Dc2NZ)

611 saw the sidebar about the woke catastrophe movie opening, by the writer of "Hamilton". Is it ok to admit that "Hamilton" is a total piece of dog shit? Bad music, bad lines, bad actors? In a generation future audiences will look back on "Hamilton" the way we look back at Michael Jackson's "The Wiz".

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2021 08:33 PM (D9/AE)

612 LMAO.

https://mobile.twitter.com/GraduatedBen/
status/1404233130681245701/photo/1

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 14, 2021 08:33 PM (GWIPO)

613 Softshell turtle must be tasty, otherwise wouldn't move so fast.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 14, 2021 08:34 PM (ynpvh)

614 Schumer refers to developmentally disabled children as 'retarded'

What a retard !!

Posted by: SMOD at June 14, 2021 08:34 PM (X5CsJ)

615 My neighbors just put in a chicken run next to their garage and the alley. I'm waiting for a raccoon to get in there and slaughter them all.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 14, 2021 08:34 PM (2k5ha)

616 Posted by: TC



you are kinda new here aren't you

Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 08:34 PM (V13WU)

617 It does work. It is a state of mind more than anything else. A "if you don't like what I did, than eff you". So guessing that isn't really begging. Close enough.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

No begging involved, and the forgiveness part is just extra.

"Yeah, I done it. Got a problem?"

Posted by: Miklos, raised in the Old Fashioned Way at June 14, 2021 08:34 PM (QzkSJ)

618 "Guineas"? "Chiggers"? WTF Salty?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at June 14, 2021 08:33 PM (Dc2NZ)

Oh damn. I did not even think about the 'C-word.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 08:34 PM (csEWM)

619 Casino was showing one of those cage fights on its screen. It was such a pathetic fight that when the referee held up the hand of the winner he pointed to his armpit.

He pointed to his armpit in a way that you couldn't misunderstand.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 08:34 PM (TvHck)

620
bugs

That's why I just ordered $200 in "professional" chemicals -- to spray my entire yard for pests.

I cannot go outside from 6pm to 6am without getting molested by insects.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 08:35 PM (eZG8/)

621 305 Hey thanks for all the feedback on my post folks. I don't really have much to argue with anyone about, not even the "none of it matters any more" comments.

I'm working on another post, should be done tomorrow (yes, lots more research for it). No idea when Ace will post though.
Thank you.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 14, 2021 07:08 PM (5p7BC)

Dave in Fla, thanks for writing it! You're stuff is fact-based and logical, as well as understandable. Keep it going. Fact-based analysis seems to be rather rare these days. That's why it sticks out so well.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2021 08:35 PM (sy5kK)

622 "Guineas"? "Chiggers"? WTF Salty?

Next thing you know, it'll be "thespians" and "Nigeria" up in here.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 08:35 PM (Bmy3R)

623 *Sheesh*

My typing still sucks.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 08:35 PM (u82oZ)

624 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2021 08:33 PM (D9/AE)

Oh there is little doubt in my mind that Hamilton was a bit of successful "viral marketing" by our esteemed media. One of those things that suddenly "appeared" and we were told it was amazing.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 08:35 PM (uEbPt)

625 @605 I only disagreed with JackStraw's specifics in terms of Rosenstein, who Always was an obvious shitweasel.

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Different people will think different things. Remember that even Trump went to bat for Romney.

Posted by: junior at June 14, 2021 08:35 PM (PTw5h)

626 I saw 4 Chiggers and a Tick open for Seals & Crofts at the Universal Amphitheater in '79.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 08:35 PM (fLVm1)

627 most turtles are protected, no soup for you

Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 08:35 PM (V13WU)

628 I'm always the first one outta the gate to admit I fckd up. Then try to find a way to fix it.

Posted by: Infidel at June 14, 2021 08:36 PM (E0OEG)

629 Uh huh. That's a meteor falling into the volcano, not a death ray. Uh huh.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 14, 2021 06:03 PM (GbPPJ)

Or could be falling beyond it, even thousands of miles beyond it. My money is on "beyond".

And I see the annoying flashing banner ad went away.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 08:36 PM (tn6vD)

630 I cannot go outside from 6pm to 6am without getting molested by insects.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 08:35 PM (eZG8/)

Show us on the doll where the mosquito bad touched you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 08:36 PM (csEWM)

631 Ten years would be a helluva long con.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


blrble

Huma!!!!

Posted by: "hic* at June 14, 2021 08:36 PM (QzkSJ)

632 And I see the annoying flashing banner ad went away.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 08:36 PM (tn6vD)

It didn't flash for me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 08:37 PM (csEWM)

633 In the jungle, the Mighty Horde Jungle
The kittehs sleep tonight
Posted by: a Token Miklos at June 14, 2021 08:29 PM (QzkSJ)


Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh.

Posted by: TC at June 14, 2021 08:37 PM (KuDNQ)

634 627 most turtles are protected, no soup for you

Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 08:35 PM (V13WU)

I believe red sliders are considered an invasive species in many areas, and I see snapping turtles hunted, so those are fine. I know sea turtles have been off the menu for many, many years.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 14, 2021 08:37 PM (ynpvh)

635 I cannot go outside from 6pm to 6am without getting molested by insects.
Posted by: S


just go with it, try to enjoy it, enjoying it does not mean you are a bad guy

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 08:37 PM (GRWEX)

636 Unfortunately it was not any Republican but Putin slapping down Biden, in response to his criticisms somebody gave the meat puppet to read.
Posted by: Ripley at June 14, 2021 06:10 PM (PTDkx)

Putin is more honest than Biden, I will give him that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 08:37 PM (tn6vD)

637
I'm not fcking about with that shit you buy at the store. I bought the Good Stuff.

Although, I hear Tractor Supply sells some potent chemicals.

But I plan to shoot this shit from my backpack leaf blower, propelling the mist 30 feet.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 08:37 PM (eZG8/)

638 Different people will think different things. Remember that even Trump went to bat for Romney.
Posted by: junior at June 14, 2021 08:35 PM (PTw5h)

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My favorite scene in The Untouchables.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 08:37 PM (fLVm1)

639 Guy Smiley


I treat grass and prairie like kryptonite when the temps are over 60℉.

Even so, the chiggers worship me like a providing God. They have gotten to me enough.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 08:38 PM (u82oZ)

640 Its Guinea hens that go after chiggers and ticks, not really chickens.

Well in that case, Chicken Girl is off my list.

Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2021 08:38 PM (fFtVH)

641 You know, if all vehicles were electric, I might not be a cripple.

Posted by: Jiminy Treach at June 14, 2021 08:38 PM (QU5/8)

642 Jack Straw believed in truth, justice and honorable men.
Jack Straw is a good man. I think he's heartbroke.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 08:38 PM (TvHck)

643 635 I cannot go outside from 6pm to 6am without getting molested by insects.

Posted by: S





just go with it, try to enjoy it, enjoying it does not mean you are a bad guy

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 08:37 PM (GRWEX)

bugs be like biden on a pre-pubescent girl...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 14, 2021 08:39 PM (ynpvh)

644 Keep it going. Fact-based analysis seems to be rather rare these days. That's why it sticks out so well.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2021 08:35 PM (sy5kK)
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It's a breath of fresh air.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 08:39 PM (TvHck)

645 292 Weird day at work today. There are 5 attys in the office. One is "Of Counsel" and i the office every day, the only other paralegal gave her notice today that she is retiring in 2 wks. They are not going to replace her. Should be interesting. The only other staff is 2 part-time receptionists and an idiot HR lady.
Posted by: Infidel at June 14, 2021 07:06 PM (E0OEG)

With a small office like that, why on earth would the office need an HR lady, or HR of any gender?

Just curious.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2021 08:39 PM (sy5kK)

646 just go with it, try to enjoy it, enjoying it does not mean you are a bad guy
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 08:37 PM (GRWEX)

Y5, you suck. My first thought here was not 'that's awful' but rather 'Lie back and think of England?'

This place is a bad influence.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 08:40 PM (csEWM)

647 Uh huh. That's a meteor falling into the volcano, not a death ray. Uh huh.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 14, 2021 06:03 PM (GbPPJ)

Or could be falling beyond it, even thousands of miles beyond it. My money is on "beyond".

And I see the annoying flashing banner ad went away.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

The Miklosian Extinct Volcano is 1-extinct, and 2-has Highly Sophisticated Meteor Manipulation System 2.0

Posted by: Miklos, thinking that the shark tank trap door needs testing again at June 14, 2021 08:40 PM (QzkSJ)

648
bugs be like biden on a pre-pubescent girl...
Posted by: j



Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 08:40 PM (GRWEX)

649 Ran over a snake earlier on my bike. Both tires. Ba-Bump, ba-Bump! Damn thing comes slithering out from the side of the bike trail doing that sideways snake-thing, so damn fast and close I didn't even have time to brake.

One of those big black snakes we have in CO that look scary but are actually not venomous. I forget what they're called. Pretty thick snake though, it made two good ba-Bumps!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 08:40 PM (Bmy3R)

650 I believe red sliders are considered an invasive species in many areas, and I see snapping turtles hunted, so those are fine. I know sea turtles have been off the menu for many, many years.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 14, 2021 08:37 PM (ynpvh)

you would not want to eat snapping turtles...

Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 08:40 PM (V13WU)

651 most turtles are protected, no soup for you

Apparently the turtles that make the best soup are a protected species :/ The guys at America's Test Kitchen came up with a substitute but it involves calf brains and... I just can't eat that kind of thing.

Were I a rich man I would create a turtle farm and raise the things for soup.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2021 08:41 PM (KZzsI)

652 Or could be falling beyond it, even thousands of miles beyond it. My money is on "beyond".

Maybe, but I do notice that when the Sun falls into the ocean, it gets real dark. That's pretty convincing.

Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2021 08:41 PM (3fR4G)

653 >>>Even so, the chiggers worship me like a providing God. They have gotten to me enough.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 08:38 PM (u82oZ)
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Your resting body temperature is probably a little higher than average.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 08:41 PM (TvHck)

654 645 292 Weird day at work today. There are 5 attys in the office. One is "Of Counsel" and i the office every day, the only other paralegal gave her notice today that she is retiring in 2 wks. They are not going to replace her. Should be interesting. The only other staff is 2 part-time receptionists and an idiot HR lady.
Posted by: Infidel at June 14, 2021 07:06 PM (E0OEG)
With a small office like that, why on earth would the office need an HR lady, or HR of any gender?
Just curious.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2021 08:39 PM (sy5kK)


I once worked at a place that went into receivership. The name of the Receiver was Michael Myers, so we thought it was going to be a massacre. True story.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 14, 2021 08:42 PM (ynpvh)

655 What was the commercial insecticide (not DDT) that they will not use or sell anymore because it left a very heavy residual effect?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 08:42 PM (csEWM)

656 I cannot go outside from 6pm to 6am without getting molested by insects.
Posted by: S


When you close your eyes, you noseums.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 14, 2021 08:42 PM (wsQIi)

657 why on earth would the office need an HR lady, or HR of any gender?

Is she hot

Posted by: Jean at June 14, 2021 08:42 PM (Xih1H)

658 My first thought here was not 'that's awful' but rather 'Lie back and think of England?'

This place is a bad influence.
Posted by: A


so is it that I got there before you or that you thought the same thing that you are embarrassed by?

horde mind has no morality

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 08:42 PM (GRWEX)

659 I stopped by to call Treacher a washed-up sad sack, but his bleg is only accepting paid subscriber comments. Nine of them, lol.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 08:42 PM (pfqSb)

660 I think Jack got sick and tired of the juvenile sniping and and backbiting that seems to have become prevalent among some newish nics.

Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 08:42 PM (V13WU)

661 649 Ran over a snake earlier on my bike. Both tires. Ba-Bump, ba-Bump! Damn thing comes slithering out from the side of the bike trail doing that sideways snake-thing, so damn fast and close I didn't even have time to brake.

One of those big black snakes we have in CO that look scary but are actually not venomous. I forget what they're called. Pretty thick snake though, it made two good ba-Bumps!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 08:40 PM (Bmy3R)

Did it ding like a service station?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 08:42 PM (csEWM)

662 Oh FFS, I just saw a tourism ad for...Illinois. Come for the murder, stay for the corruption! Posted by: Duke Lowell

And see the exciting chemical plant fires! Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 08:13 PM (eZG8/

I'm a Texan through and through, but I lived 3 years in northern Illinois up on the Wisconsin border when I was an adolescent. It was a great place to be a kid.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 14, 2021 08:42 PM (BMmaB)

663
Deet?

I don't remember.

Alls I know is OFF! really doesn't work anymore.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 08:43 PM (eZG8/)

664 What was the commercial insecticide (not DDT) that they will not use or sell anymore because it left a very heavy residual effect?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 08:42 PM (csEWM)

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Methyl Isocyanate

Posted by: Union Carbide Bhopal Plant at June 14, 2021 08:43 PM (fLVm1)

665 All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread)

There are no chiggers where you retired to?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 08:43 PM (u82oZ)

666 I cannot go outside from 6pm to 6am without getting molested by insects.
Posted by:


that's right you fucking bugs, suck it, suck it hard!

maybe not?

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 08:43 PM (GRWEX)

667 Jack Straw is a good man. I think he's heartbroke.

I don't know if he's good or ill but I believe that he suffered a very severe blow to his worldview and understanding of how things are and that is very difficult to recover from. It takes time to heal your soul.

Plus, coming back here opens him up to the slings and arrows of withering contempt from some people :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2021 08:43 PM (KZzsI)

668 This place is a bad influence.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

But an excellent confluence.

Posted by: Miklos, fact-checking his own opinions at June 14, 2021 08:43 PM (QzkSJ)

669 what is this , junior high school ?

Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 08:43 PM (V13WU)

670
Did it ding like a service station?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 08:42 PM (csEWM)

LOL! I would have fallen off laughing. It did feel like that, but bumpier.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 08:44 PM (Bmy3R)

671 Ten years would be a helluva long con.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 14, 2021 08:33 PM (yQpMk)

Playing Devil's Advocate here, you can be legitimately entrenched somewhere and then use your status to *begin* conning people.

Do I think that's what Jack did? No. Did I wonder at times what the hell was going on with him and why he never seemed to stop even for a second? Yes. But that's true in a lot of corners of the internet, and I've been guilty of similar things at times myself.

I'm happy to say he was misguided. That's not meant as an insult.

Some people very close to me were similarly so. It's easy to get wrapped up in places that only give you the info you want, and that's what I think happened with Jack. Although he did give off a very "inside knowledge" vibe, rather than just someone who read a lot of Treehouse. And I feel that's what a lot of people who are pissed off at him are probably pissed about.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 08:44 PM (uEbPt)

672 Without the picture, some geologist is going to be stumped trying to explain that crater in a crater.

Posted by: Jean at June 14, 2021 08:44 PM (Xih1H)

673 Ah severe thunderstorms to roll thru tonight...good will wash the bird shit and cicadas missiles that hit my car
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 14, 2021 06:32 PM (IHyjr)

T-storms in my AO tonight, for sure. Mammatus clouds to the south, usually identified with hail in these parts. I think the storms will miss stately Peon Manor, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 08:44 PM (tn6vD)

674 I think Jack got sick and tired of the juvenile sniping and and backbiting that seems to have become prevalent among some newish nics.
Posted by: runner


in the old days that would have been resolved with fire

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 08:44 PM (GRWEX)

675
btw, how's this for a nostalgic sense-memory?

The smell of OFF bug spray and Jiffy Pop popcorn.

Ah, Summer.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 08:44 PM (eZG8/)

676 the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living)

Good to see you. Seems like a long time. You have one of my top 10 favorite nics.

Got any stories?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 08:44 PM (u82oZ)

677 China's Taishan nuclear power plant might be leaking.

Framatome, a division of french energy company EDF, owns 30% of the plant and says that there might be a dangerous buildup of noble gases, and has warned the US government of an "imminent radiological threat".

The Chinese government, of course, denies that there is a problem.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at June 14, 2021 08:44 PM (Msrhc)

678 Jack Straw believed in truth, justice and honorable men.
Jack Straw is a good man. I think he's heartbroke.


He was a true believer, and naieve.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 14, 2021 08:45 PM (AL0d+)

679 What was the commercial insecticide (not DDT) that they will not use or sell anymore because it left a very heavy residual effect?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Chlordane?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2021 08:45 PM (l0Lgi)

680
OFF bug spray and hot dogs...

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 08:45 PM (eZG8/)

681 670Did it ding like a service station?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 08:42 PM (csEWM)



LOL! I would have fallen off laughing. It did feel like that, but bumpier.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 08:44 PM (Bmy3R)

Probably depends on what it last ate...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 14, 2021 08:45 PM (ynpvh)

682 660 I think Jack got sick and tired of the juvenile sniping and and backbiting that seems to have become prevalent among some newish nics.
Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 08:42 PM (V13WU)

Looks like we need to step up our game guys. We are going to lose our job to these new scabs!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 08:45 PM (csEWM)

683 what is this , junior high school ?
Posted by: r



what the he** kind of school did you go to?

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 08:45 PM (GRWEX)

684 It't like a bunch of old women gossiping on a porch about their neighbors.

Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 08:45 PM (V13WU)

685 And when did kissing chickens become a thing?
Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 06:35 PM (tcsxg)

When chickens got lips, I guess.

"Chicken lips, chicken lips! Hot and greasy chicken lips!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 08:46 PM (tn6vD)

686 Jack Straw took some grief from a few.

But I miss him posting. He was a good one. He put up with us calling him "baked" all the time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

687 677 China's Taishan nuclear power plant might be leaking.

Framatome, a division of french energy company EDF, owns 30% of the plant and says that there might be a dangerous buildup of noble gases, and has warned the US government of an "imminent radiological threat".

The Chinese government, of course, denies that there is a problem.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at June 14, 2021 08:44 PM (Msrhc)

don't tell me stories like that. They always get my hopes up that something entertaining is about to happen, and then it never happens. 3 gorges dam all over again, what a snoozefest that was.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2021 08:47 PM (D9/AE)

688 I do think it's dubious that someone who was ubiquitous here suddenly disappeared with out a trace. Posted by: TC at June 14, 2021 08:03 PM (KuDNQ

IDK, perhaps he discovered that he had better things to do with his free time than get abused by people. Just thinking out loud there.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 14, 2021 08:47 PM (BMmaB)

689 With a small office like that, why on earth would the office need an HR lady, or HR of any gender?

Just curious.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

I have no idea and no, she is not hot.

Posted by: Infidel at June 14, 2021 08:47 PM (E0OEG)

690 669 what is this , junior high school ?
Posted by: runner



Hope not. Junior high school sucked.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 14, 2021 08:47 PM (QFVV9)

691 China's Taishan nuclear power plant might be leaking.

Framatome, a division of french energy company EDF, owns 30% of the plant and says that there might be a dangerous buildup of noble gases, and has warned the US government of an "imminent radiological threat".

The Chinese government, of course, denies that there is a problem.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at June 14, 2021 08:44 PM (Msrhc)

don't tell me stories like that. They always get my hopes up that something entertaining is about to happen, and then it never happens. 3 gorges dam all over again, what a snoozefest that was.
Posted by: T


the three gorges dam is going to wash it away anyway

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 08:47 PM (GRWEX)

692 LOL! I would have fallen off laughing. It did feel like that, but bumpier.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 08:44 PM (Bmy3R)

Ding cords (what is the name?) do not have bones or have just eaten a field mouse.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 08:47 PM (csEWM)

693 Did it ding like a service station?

Hah. Hey, that sound is such a clear memory, but do they even have them anymore? "I get it, you're here. Do it yourself."

Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2021 08:48 PM (3fR4G)

694 If chickens had lips, buzzards would apologize.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at June 14, 2021 08:49 PM (XXwDe)

695 Without the picture, some geologist is going to be stumped trying to explain that crater in a crater.

▢ Climate Change
▢ Systemic Racism
▢ Donald Trump
▢ CoViD-19

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 14, 2021 08:49 PM (+LCoQ)

696 Chlordane?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2021 08:45 PM (l0Lgi)

Maybe? I just remember my grandparents complaining about it because they could not get 'the good stuff' at their new house. This was 20 years ago. I remember Mammaw saying Pappaw should just use Sevan? Savin? Something? And he said 'they changed it, Mary' and so forth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 08:49 PM (csEWM)

697 Now, how's that nuke plant in China doing ?

Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 08:50 PM (V13WU)

698 In my life here, I'm being nice to one time friends who are finally sticking their heads out of their hidey holes after locking themselves into seclusion out of fear for the last year and a half (even though they disgusted me and I expected better of them), so I am certainly going to be nice to anyone who made a few misguided claims on the internet back in the before time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2021 08:50 PM (D9/AE)

699 665 All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread)

There are no chiggers where you retired to?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 08:43 PM (u82oZ)

It's a *wink wink* "restricted deed community" *wink wink*.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 08:50 PM (II3Gr)

700 runner

in the old days that would have been resolved with fire

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 08:44 PM (GRWEX)
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Really surprising that they let it ride.


Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 08:50 PM (TvHck)

701 OFF! bug spray, and a canvas tent with sun baking down on it.

Hey gang! Anybody up for a snipe hunt later on?

Posted by: Common Tater at June 14, 2021 08:50 PM (tjqz9)

702 Hah. Hey, that sound is such a clear memory, but do they even have them anymore? "I get it, you're here. Do it yourself."
Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2021 08:48 PM (3fR4G)

I dunno. I have very dim memories of when the line of pumps closest to the station were full service.

Maybe in New Jersey? Don't they have required full service?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 08:51 PM (csEWM)

703 701 OFF! bug spray, and a canvas tent with sun baking down on it.



Hey gang! Anybody up for a snipe hunt later on?

Posted by: Common Tater at June 14, 2021 08:50 PM (tjqz9)

Once I'm finished looking for a Boojum.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 14, 2021 08:51 PM (ynpvh)

704 There are no chiggers where you retired to?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 08:43 PM (u82oZ)
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Not in the suburbs!

Actually, grew up in the sticks and never encountered them, but apparently we do have them; I haven't had the pleasure of their acquaintance.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at June 14, 2021 08:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

705 Sevn and it ain't what it used to be.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 08:51 PM (TvHck)

706 I have an odd thought. People used to be really superstitious, they wouldn't say some things for fear of drawing attention. They wouldn't do certain things for fear of dire supernatural consequences.

What if -- there really was something to some of that and we're just running rampant over all this stuff and suffering the consequences?

Would make a kind of cool story, at least.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2021 08:51 PM (KZzsI)

707 the three gorges dam is going to wash it away anyway
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 08:47 PM (GRWEX)

It's a matter of time. Unless they've done an unusually competent job of shoring it up, the way it moved and warped during the last flood isn't a good indicator for future performance.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at June 14, 2021 08:52 PM (Msrhc)

708
Eat shit Boris.
Posted by: BourbonChicken


https://youtu.be/DFXhts6UIjI

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2021 08:52 PM (63Dwl)

709 runner

Junior High is where we used to toughen up the school kids.

Now, not so much.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 08:52 PM (u82oZ)

710 In my life here, I'm being nice to one time friends who are finally sticking their heads out of their hidey holes after locking themselves into seclusion out of fear for the last year and a half (even though they disgusted me and I expected better of them), so I am certainly going to be nice to anyone who made a few misguided claims on the internet back in the before time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2021 08:50 PM (D9/AE)

Hey, I am always nice to everybody. And if anyone says otherwise , I am going to kick your ass.

Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 08:52 PM (V13WU)

711
What I learned is you need to use an Insecticide AND an IGR (insect growth regulator) which fcks with their reproduction cycles. That's how you get long-lasting results from bug spraying.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 08:52 PM (eZG8/)

712 Been just under 100 on the Front Range the last several days and going to be over 100 tomorrow. At least the forecast shows some clouds, though those are likely to be those wispy high-up clouds that don't block much sun. Today, with no clouds and no breeze, it was blazin'!

There was overflowed water in a few low spots on the trail, spillover from the creek carrying down the still-melting snow from high in the Rockies. Icy cold water. People were getting off their bikes taking off their shoes and socks and walking around in it to cool off!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 08:52 PM (Bmy3R)

713 701 OFF! bug spray, and a canvas tent with sun baking down on it.

Hey gang! Anybody up for a snipe hunt later on?
Posted by: Common Tater at June 14, 2021 08:50 PM (tjqz9)

The smell of trees and the quiet. No cell phones. And that one hale and well met bastard who smuggled one of his Dad's playboys. Learning to tie knots. The Mile swim.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 08:53 PM (csEWM)

714 NaCly , those days are gone.

Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 08:53 PM (V13WU)

715 707 the three gorges dam is going to wash it away anyway

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 08:47 PM (GRWEX)



It's a matter of time. Unless they've done an unusually competent
job of shoring it up, the way it moved and warped during the last flood
isn't a good indicator for future performance.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at June 14, 2021 08:52 PM (Msrhc)

In China it's called the America Syndrome.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 14, 2021 08:53 PM (ynpvh)

716 Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman
** Golf Clap **

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 08:53 PM (u82oZ)

717 570 Actually, Jersey plates should have "fuck you pay me"
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 14, 2021 08:20 PM (VwHCD)

That's just damned funny.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2021 08:53 PM (sy5kK)

718
In other words, when you spray, you have to kill their entire family line. Them and their next generation.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 08:53 PM (eZG8/)

719 In my life here, I'm being nice to one time friends who are finally sticking their heads out of their hidey holes after locking themselves into seclusion out of fear for the last year and a half (even though they disgusted me and I expected better of them), so I am certainly going to be nice to anyone who made a few misguided claims on the internet back in the before time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2021 08:50 PM (D9/AE)

Hey, I am always nice to everybody. And if anyone says otherwise , I am going to kick your ass.

Posted by: r


it is not so much about being nice to everybody as it is treating everybody the same

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 08:54 PM (GRWEX)

720 In other words, when you spray, you have to kill their entire family line. Them and their next generation.
Posted by: S



machiavelli 101

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 08:54 PM (GRWEX)

721 Really surprising that they let it ride.


==

when can they do, they are not here

Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 08:54 PM (V13WU)

722 I forget what they're called. Pretty thick snake though, it made two good ba-Bumps!
Posted by: Guy Smiley
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I recall during a motorcycle race, entering a turn (turn 8, I believe) at Roebling Road, that the corner worker was frantically waving the 'Slippery Substance' flag. Usually that means someone's bike is leaking oil.

Nope, it was a big Diamondback rattler slithering across the track. As far as I know everyone managed to avoid it. It occurred to me later that the slippery substance may not have been the snake. It was a big one.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2021 08:54 PM (vOGqy)

723 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2021 08:51 PM (KZzsI)

LOL that's like my theory (but not really) about the supposed "native american" belief that cameras steal your soul. If it had any truth it could explain a lot.

It explains why Hollywood and media people become so insane - a single movie or show is hundreds of thousands of pictures.

But it also explains why the world seems to be going to hell since we are all on camera (mostly security) more and more each day.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 08:54 PM (uEbPt)

724 714 runner

Alas. Well, I did my best the years I was around Middle Schoolers. Got stories. But not for on-line.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 08:55 PM (u82oZ)

725 *what can they do

Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 08:55 PM (V13WU)

726 Oh, I do a lot of pedestrianating and some gas stations still have those ding-hoses. I always make sure to not step on one when cutting across a corner station so as not to piss off the attendant by making him come out for nothing. Or her. But it's always a him..

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 08:55 PM (Bmy3R)

727 Well, I did my best the years I was around Middle Schoolers. Got stories. But not for on-line.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 08:55 PM (u82oZ)

Kinda like Joe Biden.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 08:55 PM (II3Gr)

728
For instance, an Insecticide that kills an adult mosquito will be harmless to mosquito larvae. So you need to use two types of insecticides to wipe them out.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 08:55 PM (eZG8/)

729 IDK, perhaps he discovered that he had better things to do with his free time than get abused by people. Just thinking out loud there.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 14, 2021 08:47 PM (BMmaB)


He seemed to enjoy the give and take. Never saw him as some beaten puppy cowering in a corner.

Posted by: TC at June 14, 2021 08:55 PM (KuDNQ)

730 Herblock's Law: "If it's good, they'll stop making it."

All sorts of stuff has been watered down, or deFanged, or just not the same. Heck, Fels-Naptha soap used to have, wait for it, Naptha. I'm not old enough to remember when Coke had cocaine in it, but I'm sure that pissed everybody off. Seriously though, carburetor cleaners, weed killers, laundry detergent, dishwasher detergent.

California has banned, or planning on, just about everything. I believe charcoal grills (and charcoal grill lighter fluid, aka kerosene)

You can still get water. But it will have the California Warning on it. Good luck getting that carb clean, or whatever.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 14, 2021 08:56 PM (tjqz9)

731 Ortho Sevin.

Posted by: klaftern at June 14, 2021 08:57 PM (r4sI4)

732 723 ...

That is a horror trilogy right there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 08:57 PM (u82oZ)

733 LOL that's like my theory (but not really) about the supposed "native american" belief that cameras steal your soul. If it had any truth it could explain a lot.

I doubt I will ever write anything about modern times but that would be a great line for a cop to use after dealing with some kind of jerk celebrity.

"well hell. I guess a camera really does steal your soul"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2021 08:57 PM (KZzsI)

734 Jack was a good dude. I can understand.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 08:57 PM (csEWM)

735 Have a great night, everyone.

May your dreams be wonderful.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 08:58 PM (u82oZ)

736
Also, some of the chemicals I'm buying are illegal/banned in a few states, such as New York.

It's only a matter of time until they ban all this stuff.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 08:58 PM (eZG8/)

737 I'm not old enough to remember when Coke had cocaine in it

According to The Foods That Built America... it still does. Coca Cola is the only company that can legally import cocaine, but they process all the drug parts out. I was kind of shocked when I heard that but its so outrageous a claim I doubt they made it up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2021 08:59 PM (KZzsI)

738 I doubt I will ever write anything about modern times but that would be a great line for a cop to use after dealing with some kind of jerk celebrity.

"well hell. I guess a camera really does steal your soul"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2021 08:57 PM (KZzsI)

*puts sunglesses on*

YEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Posted by: CSI: Miami at June 14, 2021 08:59 PM (csEWM)

739 LOL that's like my theory (but not really) about the supposed "native american" belief that cameras steal your soul. If it had any truth it could explain a lot.

It explains why Hollywood and media people become so insane - a single movie or show is hundreds of thousands of pictures.

But it also explains why the world seems to be going to hell since we are all on camera (mostly security) more and more each day.
Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 08:54 PM (uEbPt)

Maybe it steals it a bite at a time.

A few pictures here and there? You're fine, your spirit heals its wounds and moves on.

But you keep getting bombarded by cameras, and it just gets worse and worse, until nothing is left - then you're really fit for Hollywood or Politics.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at June 14, 2021 09:00 PM (Msrhc)

740 k.

It's only a matter of time until they ban all this stuff.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 08:58 PM (eZG8/)
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Can DDT be that difficult to make?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 09:00 PM (TvHck)

741 I wonder who complained about coke in Coca-Cola.

Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 09:01 PM (V13WU)

742 It's a matter of time. Unless they've done an unusually competent job
of shoring it up, the way it moved and warped during the last flood
isn't a good indicator for future performance.
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We should blow that fucker up with a NK bomber. Save us some time.

Posted by: dartist at June 14, 2021 09:01 PM (+ya+t)

743
Shoo!
Shoo!

off you go

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 09:01 PM (eZG8/)

744 Night NaCLy Dog.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:01 PM (csEWM)

745 A few pictures here and there? You're fine, your spirit heals its wounds and moves on.


I like this theory.

And, to be honest, maybe there's something to it. Not stealing so much as eating away at your humility and sense of perspective. The more adulation and focus you get, the more pride.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2021 09:01 PM (KZzsI)

746 Maybe it steals it a bite at a time.

A few pictures here and there? You're fine, your spirit heals its wounds and moves on.

But you keep getting bombarded by cameras, and it just gets worse and worse, until nothing is left - then you're really fit for Hollywood or Politics.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at June 14, 2021 09:00 PM (Msrhc)

Well yeah that's kind of where I'm going with it. I mean I don't believe it as such but I've noticed that it fits.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 09:01 PM (uEbPt)

747 630 I cannot go outside from 6pm to 6am without getting molested by insects.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 08:35 PM (eZG8/)

Show us on the doll where the mosquito bad touched you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 08:36 PM (csEWM)


I can tell exactly the spots I missed with the insect repellent at the PacNWMoMe last weekend, right where all those mosquito bites are, a few inches of my knee, an ankle, one elbow area. At least a dozen reminders.
Mosquitos have a nickname for me, "Porterhouse".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2021 09:02 PM (sy5kK)

748 Can DDT be that difficult to make?
Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 09:00 PM (TvHck)

IIRC, a chem prof mentioned it is not hard to synthesize. It was one of the reasons it was such a wonder chemical. Extremely effective. Cheap ingredients. Easy to make.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:02 PM (csEWM)

749 My Dad wanted to buy a Meteor, but could only afford a Comet.

At least it wasn't a Falcon.
Posted by: Humble Harry at June 14, 2021 07:03 PM (s33iD)

My Dad had a '56 Meteor Ranchwagon, with the big six engine. It was a hell of a good car.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 09:02 PM (XWRtO)

750 I have a camping book written in the early 1900s (Horace Kephart's "Camping & Woodcraft," the first American leisure camping book !) that recommends having laudanum in your first-aid kit and recommends finding cannabis indica in the wild if in need of fashioning hemp rope. Can't remember if he recommended bringing some cocaine, but it's probably in there somewhere.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 09:03 PM (Bmy3R)

751 Re: "retarded"...it's the same mechanics as "colored". A word to describe something starts out as a way to be polite, and after enough people use it in an insult fashion, it becomes an "insult word" after the new "proper term" is introduced. I wonder if I will live long enough to see "special" become a word you can get hung for using.

Posted by: azjaeger at June 14, 2021 09:03 PM (3/XaG)

752 Show us on the doll where the mosquito bad touched you.
Posted by: A




nice

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 09:03 PM (GRWEX)

753 I noticed there's a Rachel Carson Reserve in Maine. That's not a statue that will be coming down any time soon. The Left really loves lionizing their mass murderers.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 09:03 PM (uEbPt)

754 I wonder who complained about coke in Coca-Cola.
Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 09:01 PM (V13WU)

--------

Probably that guy Tony Montana failed to bomb at the UN.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 09:04 PM (pfqSb)

755 Well yeah that's kind of where I'm going with it. I mean I don't believe it as such but I've noticed that it fits.
Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 09:01 PM (uEbPt)

There's definitely story potential there.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at June 14, 2021 09:04 PM (Msrhc)

756 Have a great night, everyone.

May your dreams be wonderful.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 08:58 PM (u82oZ)

Thanks. My dreams are mostly vibrantly colorful backgrounds (cities, mountain valleys, ocean shorelines) that feature me doing stupid, pointless, frustrating things.

Still, better than the ones here I am trying to close a boundary survey or processing a topographic survey of my driveway.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sportin' a Bowler and a Slayer T-shirt at June 14, 2021 09:05 PM (x8Wzq)

757 And, to be honest, maybe there's something to it. Not stealing so much as eating away at your humility and sense of perspective. The more adulation and focus you get, the more pride.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Maybe that is why I don't like to have my picture taken.

Posted by: Infidel at June 14, 2021 09:05 PM (E0OEG)

758 The Meteor was the RAF's first jet fighter, was a splendid bit of kit.

The Comet airliner? Not so much.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 07:05 PM (ipWZW)

The Comet would have been the bee's knees if they had solved that structural issue with the windows in a timely manner.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 09:05 PM (XWRtO)

759 Nood.

Posted by: Infidel at June 14, 2021 09:05 PM (E0OEG)

760 642 Jack Straw believed in truth, justice and honorable men.
Jack Straw is a good man. I think he's heartbroke.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 08:38 PM (TvHck)

I concur completely. and until the Steal, I was right along side Jack Straw. Wasn't he a gubmint worker of some kind? It would make sense he had to go underground to save his job.
F*ck, I can't believe I just typed that last sentence.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2021 09:05 PM (sy5kK)

761 I noticed there's a Rachel Carson Reserve in Maine. That's not a statue that will be coming down any time soon. The Left really loves lionizing their mass murderers.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 09:03 PM (uEbPt)

Or will it?

Tearing down statues is an acceptable form of protest under the new rules...

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at June 14, 2021 09:05 PM (Msrhc)

762 A few pictures here and there? You're fine, your spirit heals its wounds and moves on.

But you keep getting bombarded by cameras, and it just gets worse and worse, until nothing is left - then you're really fit for Hollywood or Politics.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at June 14, 2021 09:00 PM (Msrhc)

Well yeah that's kind of where I'm going with it. I mean I don't believe it as such but I've noticed that it fits.
Posted by: ...
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This is the stuff of a potentially interesting thesis. Internet image presence correlated with... socio-political expressions?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2021 09:06 PM (1vynn)

763 "Jack Straw was a true believer. As was teej, and many others.
When your entire conception of a representative republic is yanked out from under you, it takes some adjustment.
They were never wrong. No one realized nor anticipated the level of corruption.
Posted by: No Sane Person Ever at June 14, 2021 08:07 PM (Foq6I)"

Pretty much. I don't know him, never picked up that anyone else did, either, including ace. Jack seemed familiar with procedures and read beyond the source materials. He could have been a retired federal cop or attorney, maybe he read voluminous material and absorbed well. Dunno.

It is hard for many of us to imagine anyone would have that much faith in the system at this point but many still do. I recall early into the Trump Administration that Jack seemed puzzled why so many of us were so hostile to Paul Ryan. That stuck with me.

The guy was a great source of information and a terrific analyst. If he were a coach, of course, he would have been shitcanned but he was just spitballing, obviously based on a lot of understanding about what was supposed to happen, and the result was different. I wish he would come back, too.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 14, 2021 09:07 PM (puu6v)

764 Also, some of the chemicals I'm buying are illegal/banned in a few states, such as New York.

When I started laying in some basic supplies for the burning times, Roundup and weedkiller was in the mix. That isn't "necessary", but I don't want to go without. I needed an effective way to kill vermin too. .22 shorts, shotshells, gallery rounds. Feral dogs and other critters, abandoned pets. They band together and are Not Fun. And I love dogs, but this ain't gonna be the Serenghetti.

Rodenticides, rat poison. I looked at D-Con (that yellow triangle box?) on the auction site, and it was going for crazy price. Couldn't figure it out. Turns out they "New And Improved!" the good stuff right out of it. EPA won't let you kill vermin - the kind that causes Bubonic Plague, because Science!! So the old stock goes for a premium.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 14, 2021 09:08 PM (tjqz9)

765 Wasn't he a gubmint worker of some kind?

==


A spy. Felix was based on him.

Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 09:08 PM (V13WU)

766 Dave, there's no getting around that you were as right as anyone, and more right than most.

You can't account for massive cheating in predictions.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 14, 2021 07:10 PM (S9l8l)

Seconded, because it needs to be repeated.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 09:08 PM (XWRtO)

767 I'd like Joe Biden's head to get shoved up Malevolent Idiot Justin Trudeau's ass.
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at June 14, 2021 07:19 PM (cSyAR)

Mmmm! Spicy paste!

Posted by: Joe Bai-Den. at June 14, 2021 09:11 PM (XWRtO)

768 From the Murdoch Mysteries TV series where a young autistic woman has built a perfect scale model of his neighbourhod and neighbours where a murder has taken place sees the police inspector say...

Inspector Thomas Brackenreid: I find it hard to believe that such a precise model was built by an imbecile!

Constable George Crabtree: [Trying to be politically correct] Ooooh-sir, uh, I believe such people as Lydia are no longer referred to as imbecile. It's felt to be demeaning. The correct term nowadays is "moron".
Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2021 07:27 PM (UHVv4)

Heh! Even back then, autistic persons were more likely to be called "idiot savants" than "morons". Perceptive people could easily see they were very smart, but too focused to integrate well into society.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 09:17 PM (XWRtO)

769 Two beer reward. cheers
Posted by: illiniwek at June 14, 2021 07:30 PM (Cus5s)

High five! Welding is a trip. Gives you power over steel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 09:19 PM (XWRtO)

770 I do miss JackStraw too. He had a very consistent perspective and that was "how things should work". He also seemed to have a pretty decent info network.

He seemed to be honest and without an agenda. It's easy for the cynics to target people like that. It's like making fun of an Eagle Scout because he doesn't "know any better".

I come here to see what other people think. I like the mix of perspectives here. JS was part of that mix.

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771 So cute after all these ugly people this weekend.

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