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Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me...Veirddave
Shocking Statistic
Study: 97.8% of Mass Shootings Since 1950 Occurred in ‘Gun-Free Zones’ I mean, I'm not sure which is most shocking, the fact that someone who has decided on mass murder would chose to go to a place where his victims could least effectively resist or the fact that someone who has decided on mass murder wasn't deterred by the possibility of being charged with the crime of carrying a weapon in a gun free zone. It's a real head scratcher, yessiree Bob.
Brave New World Why I'm Leaving Education
I’m leaving education. I don’t recognize the history being taught. I don’t recognize my home state. I barely recognize the country in which I live. I hope this cultural revolution recedes, but in the meantime I will spend the rest of my life fighting it so that my descendants don’t have to.I understand the inclination, believe me I do, but I wonder if we wouldn't be better served if more teachers were like the one Ace posted earlier today, standing up to the board of education in her county. I'm blessed to have the resources to send Little to Catholic school so he's managed to avoid most of the CRT indoctrination crap, but not everybody is in a position to do so. Where does this end? Are we finally seeing push back, and will it be enough to reverse this? How Your Brain Works
my brain is broken pic.twitter.com/jpd4j1z8n5
— j.d. durkin (@jiveDurkey) June 9, 2021
Whichever phrase you're reading, that's what you'll start to hear. Neat!
Hard Times A Penis Drawing That Can Be Seen From Space Has Popped Up in Australia They don't know who er, erected it. Still, geoglyphs are as old as mankind, and it's the ancient ones that fascinate me. What possessed people to create are that can only be seen from above before they had the ability to go up in the air to look at it?
Cute, Until It's Not This woman made a really cute post on social media about a trip to New Orleans:
Burn The Whole Rotten Thing Down UNICEF Report Says Pornography Not Always Harmful to Children
UNICEF says any efforts to block children from accessing pornography online might infringe on their human rights. UNICEF bases this claim on an expansive interpretation of the International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights. UNICEF also claims that asking for age-verification to access pornography online may deny children access to what it calls “vital sexuality education."I'm at the point where I don't know if what we're seeing is the inevitable result of stripping the traditional Judeo-Christian foundation of western civilization away or if structures of power in this world are just one giant grooming operation. Or both, I guess. Anyhow, you'll be relieved to know that the US gives almost $1 billion of your tax money to UNICEF each year. Yay!
I Guess They Were Out Of Yellow Stars Indian police stick skull banners on unvaccinated people
those who haven't got vaccinated being made to wear a poster carrying a message, "Stay away from me as I am not vaccinated yet”“Ungeimpft raus!”
Gun Pron I want one of these:
How The World Sees The US Assumptions About America That Were Spot On The list calls these “questionable”, but honestly I don't think that word fits. These are simply things that people from around the world found when they visited America. If someone visited France and found out that it was actually full of cheese-eating surrender monkeys, would that be questionable? (FTR, the people of France were quite nice when I visited, and that was in Paris to boot).
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Hi, folks.
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Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 10, 2021 09:08 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 10, 2021 09:08 PM (9jFYd)
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Harry Dresden of the Dresden Files used holy-water-filled balloons on a vampire once, I believe. It was NOT amused.
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 10, 2021 09:08 PM (hQrcu)
Florida looks like a big flaccid dong and I can see it fine from the ISS.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 09:08 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 10, 2021 09:06 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Brings back fond memories of Linda Blair...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 09:09 PM (fLVm1)
I'd still screw it up, and on top of that I'd be in high school again. Pretty sure even Satan wouldn't hit me with that punishment.
Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 08:56 PM (Ojki1)
I went to a small HS and I'd do it again, if I could know then what I know now.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 10, 2021 09:09 PM (jOcSX)
Now Hear This!
The Bourbon Lamp is Lit! I repeat, The Bourbon Lamp is Lit!
Set Condition Schnockered on All Deckshs!
That is all.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 09:09 PM (QzJWU)
Yes, and maybe. Time will tell.
Posted by: GnuBreed, Doctor of journalizin' at June 10, 2021 09:09 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2021 09:09 PM (axyOa)
Ask for citizens of the world to post picture of their nude children.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 09:09 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: AceOfPhrase at June 10, 2021 09:09 PM (ttAum)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 09:09 PM (H4KU1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 09:09 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 09:10 PM (fLVm1)
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Up Next: "Incest and Sex with Children Not Always Harmful to Them."
Posted by: ShainS at June 10, 2021 09:10 PM (c3dw6)
Posted by: Kamala at June 10, 2021 09:11 PM (Z6rUJ)
Posted by: Cher barrel at June 10, 2021 09:11 PM (63Dwl)
That is all.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 09:09 PM (QzJWU)
Drinkers drinkers man your booze.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2021 09:11 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2021 09:11 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 10, 2021 09:11 PM (9jFYd)
Posted by: zmdavid at June 10, 2021 09:11 PM (xqRaG)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 10, 2021 09:12 PM (xopIz)
Fitment is perfectly fine, but they're a dull black Cerakote type of finish, not the incredibly well polished blue or nickel plating of yore.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 09:12 PM (QzJWU)
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Up Next: "Incest and Sex with Children Not Always Harmful to Them."
Posted by: ShainS at June 10, 2021 09:10 PM (c3dw6)
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The Conservative Case For Dicking Hairless 12 Year-Old Boys Right Up The Squeakhole
Posted by: The Bulwark at June 10, 2021 09:12 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Cicero
I would guess 3 or 4 rounds rattling around someones insides would take a lot of the starch out of them.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 10, 2021 09:12 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: tbodie at June 10, 2021 09:12 PM (VzbI8)
Among ancient indigenous peoples, being jockey-size and -weight had a distinct advantage, because they could ride the great passenger birds. Only they could appreciate the great glyphs... and report back any typos.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for what happened to them at June 10, 2021 09:12 PM (2VADA)
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Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 10, 2021 09:13 PM (Dc2NZ)
But, I have had a few moments where students have seen through the SJW bullsh*t, and I think I bear some responsibility for that. If nothing else, I know they wouldn't have heard the same thing from someone else that they did hear from me. If we don't do this, who will?
Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2021 09:13 PM (Vgw1E)
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Link 404'd for me, but that won't stop me from saying that it breaks my heart that we can honestly use "were" in regards to a common idea of what it meant to be American.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 10, 2021 09:14 PM (ZLyax)
You say UN bureaucrats are good with child pron?
Shocking, I say, shocking.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2021 09:14 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 10, 2021 09:14 PM (9jFYd)
Posted by: zmdavid at June 10, 2021 09:11 PM (xqRaG)
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Reminds me of that old saying: "Build a man a fire and you warm him for a day. Set a man on fire and you warm him for the rest of his life..."
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 10, 2021 09:14 PM (hQrcu)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 10, 2021 09:14 PM (II3Gr)
The ridge goes on forever
Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 09:14 PM (pU0kz)
Posted by: tbodie at June 10, 2021 09:14 PM (VzbI8)
Bass. Turds.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 09:14 PM (QzJWU)
oh the morals ...
Posted by: Adriane the Classical Vengefulist ... at June 10, 2021 09:15 PM (okV1R)
Never actually seen the whole thing. Just clips. Like the V scene above.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 10, 2021 09:15 PM (CJRaf)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 10, 2021 09:17 PM (ZLyax)
I had some very good teachers back in the Pre-Cambrian who pushed back on the libthink prevalent even then. One history teacher had kind of a libertarian-conservative bent, although you would only guess that by the questions she would ask us to get the wheels turning.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 10, 2021 09:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
Assumptions About America That Were Spot On
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Link 404'd for me, but that won't stop me from saying that it breaks my heart that we can honestly use "were" in regards to a common idea of what it meant to be American.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people
https://bit.ly/3geR344
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2021 09:18 PM (63Dwl)
Bass. Turds.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 09:14 PM (QzJWU)
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Agreed. The UN has NO moral authority of any kind and never did. It's a Cold War artifact that has been corrupted to cover for the worst crimes imaginable. It should be burned to the ground, the ashes scattered, and the earth salted forever.
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 10, 2021 09:18 PM (hQrcu)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 10, 2021 09:18 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2021 09:18 PM (k39e/)
I mean, I'm not sure which is most shocking, the fact that someone who has decided on mass murder would chose to go to a place where his victims could least effectively resist or the fact that someone who has decided on mass murder wasn't deterred by the possibility of being charged with the crime of carrying a weapon in a gun free zone. It's a real head scratcher, yessiree Bob.
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Time for "Moms for Common Sense Gun Free Zone Reform" to spring up.
Any day now.
Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 09:18 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: mindful webworker - appropriately at June 10, 2021 09:03 PM (2VADA)
Charming...isn't it?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 10, 2021 09:19 PM (Q9lwr)
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Up Next: "Incest and Sex with Children Not Always Harmful to Them."
Posted by: ShainS at June 10, 2021 09:10 PM (c3dw6)
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The Conservative Case For Dicking Hairless 12 Year-Old Boys Right Up The Squeakhole
Posted by: The Bulwark at June 10, 2021 09:12 PM (fLVm1)
We've a whole series ready to print on this!
Posted by: National Man-Boy Lincoln Association at June 10, 2021 09:19 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2021 09:20 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Appycay at June 10, 2021 09:20 PM (zGcp1)
But... did the cowboy ever get the dog food he came for?
Posted by: mindful webworker - yee-haw at June 10, 2021 09:20 PM (2VADA)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 09:20 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at June 10, 2021 09:20 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2021 09:20 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: zmdavid at June 10, 2021 09:11 PM (xqRaG)
A "calorie", in the human nutrition usage, is actually a "kilocalorie" in strict chemical kinetics. I wonder if they did the conversion correctly for the heat of combustion of gasoline?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 09:20 PM (H4KU1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 10, 2021 09:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
My rule is, if the students know where you stand politically, you're doing it wrong. I'm not saying I live up to that rule, but I try. A friend of mine is as hard-core as I am, but her students did a poll and were split on whether or not she voted for Trump. So it can be done, and that's how it should be.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2021 09:20 PM (Vgw1E)
* wince *
Posted by: callsign claymore at June 10, 2021 09:21 PM (rOpTG)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 10, 2021 09:22 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2021 09:22 PM (63Dwl)
Any day now.
Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 09:18 PM (Ojki1)
Progressives put up sign to stop crime. They also close jails to stop crime. They also end bail to end crime.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 09:22 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2021 09:11 PM (II3Gr)
WWJS
Posted by: rhennigantx
Amen
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2021 09:22 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 10, 2021 09:22 PM (Wm5SB)
Yeah, the new ones are polymer and they have a MSRP of about $300, but what fun is that?
Posted by: Weirddave at June 10, 2021 09:22 PM (8Cs8c)
Fitment is perfectly fine, but they're a dull black Cerakote type of finish, not the incredibly well polished blue or nickel plating of yore.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 09:12 PM (QzJWU)
That is one pretty pistol. I want one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 09:22 PM (H4KU1)
Posted by: Alan Bourdillion Traherne at June 10, 2021 09:23 PM (bW3p6)
Posted by: The Ad Council at June 10, 2021 09:23 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: mindful webworker - yee-haw at June 10, 2021 09:20 PM (2VADA)
wait wut they feed cowboys dogfood now?
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 09:23 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Miklos, Man of a Thousand Accents (1003 if you count the French) at June 10, 2021 09:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2021 09:23 PM (TdMsT)
https://tinyurl.com/vjfjdbe3
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 09:23 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 09:24 PM (808AM)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 10, 2021 09:22 PM (Wm5SB)
Now do HPV cheerleaders.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 09:24 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 10, 2021 09:22 PM (Wm5SB)
Oh, that be homophobic...even though lots and lots of straight people what don't share needles have AIDS.
Posted by: Fauchi at June 10, 2021 09:24 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Amen
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2021 09:22 PM (oEn12)
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He will come on a cloud, bearing an AR-15 with the chainsaw mount and the thing that goes up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 09:24 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 10, 2021 09:25 PM (ZLyax)
https://tinyurl.com/vjfjdbe3
Wait, there's a different way to do that?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 10, 2021 09:25 PM (SchxB)
Why I'm going back in-
In Short Order, I qualify for free tuition in my state.
Miklos in the classroom?
Order in the classroom , here come the judge
Posted by: Miklos, doing a Flip Wilson kind of dance at June 10, 2021 09:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 09:26 PM (808AM)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2021 09:26 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Amen
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2021 09:22 PM (oEn12)
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He will come on a cloud, bearing an AR-15 with the chainsaw mount and the thing that goes up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 09:24 PM (fLVm1
Given Sodom and Gomorrah I'm thinking Jesus is more a Mass Driver kind of guy.
Posted by: Fauchi at June 10, 2021 09:26 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at June 10, 2021 09:26 PM (rt0xh)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 09:26 PM (yrol0)
I've seen one in a private collection, with an equally polished and blued, fully registered suppressor attached to it's extended, threaded barrel.
T'was a thing of beauty. Perfect for non-Kim Philby-ish Brit MI-5/6 types to use when suppressing Commie agents.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 09:26 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2021 09:26 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 10, 2021 09:26 PM (MQ0Qu)
Posted by: The Ad Council at June 10, 2021 09:27 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 09:27 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 09:27 PM (808AM)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 10, 2021 09:27 PM (jCMlB)
Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2021 09:27 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: tbodie at June 10, 2021 09:28 PM (VzbI8)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2021 09:28 PM (Rvt88)
I never knew that VierdDave speaks with a Hungarian accent.
Posted by: Miklos, Man of a Thousand Accents
Hootersville Hotscakes!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2021 09:28 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby
No, a mite was besmote.
Posted by: Miklos, doing an Aunt Esther kind of Halleluiah at June 10, 2021 09:28 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Doc Brown at June 10, 2021 09:28 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2021 09:26 PM (oEn12)
...we do have it coming.
Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 09:28 PM (Ojki1)
For a moment I thought the hamsters saw the reference to mescaline and thought, "Good idea!"
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 10, 2021 09:28 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 09:29 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 10, 2021 09:26 PM (MQ0Qu)
Dunning-Kruger underestimated the amount of dumbfuckers committing dumbfuckery.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 09:29 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 10, 2021 09:26 PM (MQ0Qu)
The Schroedinger's Cat's Dunning Kreuger Conundrum
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2021 09:29 PM (oEn12)
I learned more about world history from that man than any other. He patrolled the aisles with a 3 ft ruler. Everyone received an A+ at their own peril.
Convinced all the boys they had to wear their belt buckle on the side.
One of the mothers got him fired.
Posted by: AceOfPhrase at June 10, 2021 09:29 PM (ttAum)
T'was a thing of beauty. Perfect for non-Kim Philby-ish Brit MI-5/6 types to use when suppressing Commie agents.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 09:26 PM (QzJWU)
Got a question for you: would torsion bar steel be a good blank for making a a gun barrel? I scrapped out an old Nissan 4X4 chassis last week, and I saved the torsion bars. About 3/4" diameter by 24 inches long.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 09:29 PM (H4KU1)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 09:29 PM (vuisn)
yep I said that on CNN today.
Posted by: Toobin at June 10, 2021 09:30 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 10, 2021 09:27 PM (jCMlB)
Mums the word.
You can count on us Morons.
Posted by: tbodie at June 10, 2021 09:30 PM (VzbI8)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 10, 2021 09:30 PM (bSk6g)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 10, 2021 09:27 PM (jCMlB)
Sure, if there is anything the Hoard is known for, its not brining things up again.
Other than Ace posting busty lesbian porn.
Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 09:30 PM (Ojki1)
We've spiked Weird Dave's Goulash with Hungarian Paprika. Let's see if he noticed!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 09:30 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
Dave is highly cool, but Eva Gabor would look better in whatever attire (the less the better).
Posted by: Miklos, midly nostalgic for the old country at June 10, 2021 09:30 PM (QzkSJ)
I almost bought one and decided not to
Among my other bad life choices.
The Rayline Zebra II pellet pistol was based on the Whitney too
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2021 09:31 PM (ySM85)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2021 09:29 PM (oEn12)
If you look in the box there is an idiot expert. If you dont, the idiot expert tells you to open the box.
Posted by: Toobin at June 10, 2021 09:31 PM (yrol0)
Does anyone ever feel like they are a product of the Dunning-Kruger Effect, but you are unsure of whether you are doubting your own abilities because you are intelligent or that you think you are overestimating your intelligence because you are incompetent and average?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 10, 2021 09:26 PM (MQ0Qu)
_________
I doubt my abilities because I'm incompetent and below average.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2021 09:31 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: UNICEF at June 10, 2021 09:32 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 09:29 PM (H4KU1)
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Holy shit. And I can barely get the soy sauce packet open when I buy supermarket sushi.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 09:32 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Bitblt at June 10, 2021 09:32 PM (NhmZu)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I'm been told I'm ignorant and apathetic.
I don't know and I don't care about that!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2021 09:32 PM (Rvt88)
Other than Ace posting busty lesbian porn.
Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 09:30 PM (Ojki1)
And shelves.
We absolutely do not discuss shelves.
Posted by: tbodie at June 10, 2021 09:33 PM (VzbI8)
That's exactly what they did, used calories instead of kcal. Gasoline is about 31 kcal per gallon. Sometime a capital 'C' is used for kcal, ie Calories, but it's confusing.
So, no gasoline does not have enough energy content to provide for the rest of a human life by a long shot.
Incidentally, considering how much energy it takes to walk, a human could walk about 900 miles.
So, 900 miles per gallon, if you could burn gas in your body.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 09:33 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
Dave is highly cool, but Eva Gabor would look better in whatever attire (the less the better).
Posted by: Miklos, midly nostalgic for the old country at June 10, 2021 09:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Hows many copz of coffee
2
*scoops up 2 cups of grounds into pots*
von
too
Posted by: Mrs Douglas at June 10, 2021 09:33 PM (yrol0)
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And spelling.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 09:33 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 10, 2021 09:33 PM (ZLyax)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 09:34 PM (yrol0)
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And spelling.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 09:33 PM (fLVm1)
and sexual conquest
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 09:35 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Jack Doe at June 10, 2021 09:35 PM (g741k)
Posted by: Toobin
Your Nomination has been accepted and approved.
Miklos, rapporteur and Secretary
Posted by: The Nobel Silly but Well Done Prize Committee (from the original Swedish) at June 10, 2021 09:35 PM (QzkSJ)
That's 31,000 kcal per gallon. 31 Mcal.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 09:35 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: huerfano at June 10, 2021 09:35 PM (DzhEB)
In unfinished stuff from the last thread...
Have any of y'all heart Kelly Sweet's version of "Dream On?"
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain wants a Real Truth and Reconciliation Commision at June 10, 2021 09:35 PM (Clxcy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 09:29 PM (H4KU1)
That's a deeper dive into the metallurgy and chemistry than I'm qualified on which to opine. Belching out an opinion, regardless, I'd think it'd be fine for most pistol type chamberings. Higher end bottleneck rifle cartridges cross into a whole 'nuther world of steel elasticity, resonance, resistance to galling, flame-erosion and such.
Shorter answer: I dunno. Weasel, what say you?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 09:35 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 09:36 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Bitblt at June 10, 2021 09:32 PM (NhmZu)
That sounds better. Imagine a gallon of cooking oil. You get all your calories by swilling cooking oil, about 7 ounces per day. That same cooking oil, burned in a diesel engine, would give you about the same miles as a gallon of gasoline in a spark-ignition vehicle.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 09:36 PM (H4KU1)
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 10, 2021 09:36 PM (KWVje)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 09:36 PM (vuisn)
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Rod Johnson is right!
Posted by: Olson Johnson at June 10, 2021 09:36 PM (fLVm1)
And at $3 a gallon for 87 octane, I'm thinking about switching back to huffing spray paint.
F*cking Biden.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 10, 2021 09:37 PM (MQ0Qu)
Love yall!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 09:37 PM (colGo)
Posted by: tbodie at June 10, 2021 09:38 PM (VzbI8)
I worked with a lot of UN Peaceshitters in a previous life. Third world countries get a LOT of money for sending troops. A few were top tier. Mostly they send the absolute bottom of the barrel. Most were not obviously child raping scum.
Most were however dumb as rock shit. I mean literally brain damaged. Romanian orphanage leftovers.
See also: video of young chimp with the AK-47 and the 4 monkeys. The Peaceshitters are the monkeys...
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 10, 2021 09:38 PM (n1v5j)
true story: i shot the one, and so far, only AOSHQ postal match with one. no where near the winner of said match, but it WAS agreed i used the k3wlest gub.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 10, 2021 09:38 PM (5Ta3m)
von
too
Posted by: Mrs Douglas
Husband was a lawyer, should know how to explicate precisely.
Eva vas merely using Austro-Hungarian Imperial scoops.
Posted by: Miklos, whom you may regard as an unquestionable scientific authority at June 10, 2021 09:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Love yall!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 09:37 P
I'm all a-glow
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 10, 2021 09:38 PM (KWVje)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 09:39 PM (colGo)
Posted by: Bitblt at June 10, 2021 09:32 PM (NhmZu)
----
I've read a few sci-fi stories where the world currency moved from dollars to "kilocalories" or "KCs" or "caseys". The idea is that the economy should use energy as the real unit of currency. Not the worst idea in the world...
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 10, 2021 09:39 PM (hQrcu)
One of the more useful classes in life. If you have kids, make sure they learn how to spot authentic frontier gibberish. A finely calibrated Bullshit Detector.
Politicians, and the Media, are among the worst offenders.
Fauci exhibits many of them. Most recently, he deployed the logical fallacy in argumentation known as "Appeal To Authority". This is the idea that "experts" should always be deferred to, and listened to. You, on the other hand, are just an idiot, having no degree from Deah Old Hahvahd.
The fallacy isn't that we should never listen to experts, or that experts don't exist - but beware especially of people who deploy the "Do You Know Who I Am!?" card.
There's also the question of whether Fauci even is an "expert". He may just be a con artist.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 10, 2021 09:39 PM (Jvty4)
Love yall!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 09:37 PM (colGo)
Hi! Been meaning to ask, where about in Co are you located, if you don't mind saying.
Posted by: tbodie at June 10, 2021 09:39 PM (VzbI8)
I guarantee you that if you drink a gallon of gasoline, it will last you for the rest of your life.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 10, 2021 09:40 PM (8Cs8c)
Posted by: teejee at June 10, 2021 09:40 PM (g741k)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 09:40 PM (colGo)
If a gun barrel were made of torsion bar steel, it wouldn't need rifling!
Something, something, twist, something...
Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 09:40 PM (808AM)
If you drink that gallon of gasoline, I'm certain it will provide all the energy you need until your last moments.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2021 09:40 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 10, 2021 09:39 PM (hQrcu)
If more people became aware of the practical equivalence of money and energy, a lot of the "green" nonsense would go away.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 09:41 PM (H4KU1)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 10, 2021 09:42 PM (5Ta3m)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2021 09:42 PM (Rvt88)
*sulks*
Posted by: GnuBreed, Doctor of journalizin' at June 10, 2021 09:42 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Common Tater at June 10, 2021 09:39 PM (Jvty4)
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He's probably one of the most successful con artists in modern history. You don't get to be where he is without mad people skillz combined with sociopathy, trademarks of a successful con artist.
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 10, 2021 09:42 PM (hQrcu)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 09:42 PM (colGo)
Posted by: publius
I read that as mezcal
I still see it as mezcal
*detects potential conflict with gravity*
Posted by: El Mikloso at June 10, 2021 09:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 10, 2021 09:42 PM (5Ta3m)
Did that already. Steak and baked tater. It was yummy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 09:43 PM (H4KU1)
It is frustrating to say the least to see corrupt politicians and media wankers deploying twaddle that was shot down 5,000 years ago. Even more frustrating to see "Republicans" fall foe it. Really guys?
Posted by: Common Tater at June 10, 2021 09:43 PM (Jvty4)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 10, 2021 09:43 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 10, 2021 09:40 PM (8Cs8c)
Idiot chugs gallon of gas, puts a cigarette in his mouth and lights it. Death by Terminal Heartburn.
And faceburn, lungburn, stomach Roman-Candle belching burn. Saturn-5 fartburn, too.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 09:43 PM (QzJWU)
If you're not actively pushing agitprop, they know exactly where you stand politically.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2021 09:44 PM (i0wNm)
*sulks*
Posted by: GnuBreed, Doctor of journalizin' at June 10, 2021 09:42 PM (F0YaR)
Puts a bottle of Acme Barrel Sanitizer in the USB port.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 09:44 PM (H4KU1)
In Boulder County unfortunately. Outside Lyons. You?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 09:42 PM (colGo)
I asked because wife is from Sterling area.
Posted by: tbodie at June 10, 2021 09:44 PM (VzbI8)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 10, 2021 09:44 PM (BMmaB)
I learned more about world history from that man than any other. He patrolled the aisles with a 3 ft ruler. Everyone received an A+ at their own peril.
Convinced all the boys they had to wear their belt buckle on the side.
One of the mothers got him fired.
Posted by: AceOfPhrase at June 10, 2021 09:29 PM (ttAum)
It's funny, but a lot of Old Left types are like that. Responsible for a lot of the rot, but also very intellectually rigorous in and of themselves. One of my graduate instructors is a hard-core Trotskyite, but for that reason has no use for the Green or gender movements. Curious the way these things go.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2021 09:45 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: chemo jeffo at June 10, 2021 09:45 PM (g741k)
Order in the classroom , here come the judge
Posted by: Miklos, doing a Flip Wilson kind of dance at June 10, 2021 09:26 PM (QzkSJ)
You would be reading about me should I decide to try that.
"oh, no douchebag, thats not how it went. Would you like to see my history books from before you fell out of your mama's ass?"
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 10, 2021 09:45 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: The B
funny thing, "Squeakhol" means mouth not ass
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 09:46 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Cautionary Miklos at June 10, 2021 09:46 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2021 09:47 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: El Mikloso at June 10, 2021 09:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Sad to say, you will lose all conflicts with gravity.
Posted by: tbodie at June 10, 2021 09:47 PM (VzbI8)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 09:47 PM (4Jold)
"oh, no douchebag, thats not how it went. Would you like to see my history books from before you fell out of your mama's ass?"
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Distinguished Professorship AWARDED
Posted by: University of Miklos at June 10, 2021 09:48 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: chemo jeffo at June 10, 2021 09:48 PM (g741k)
Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 09:48 PM (808AM)
Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2021 09:48 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 09:49 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: dartist at June 10, 2021 09:49 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: AceOfPhrase at June 10, 2021 09:49 PM (ttAum)
Posted by: tbodie
*rains apples upon thy head*
Posted by: Miklos Fig-Newton at June 10, 2021 09:49 PM (QzkSJ)
Sorry, friend. I so couldn't live there...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 09:49 PM (colGo)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 10, 2021 09:50 PM (bSk6g)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 09:42 PM (colGo)
I went to CU for undergrad. I miss CO, but don't miss what it's become.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 10, 2021 09:50 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2021 09:48 PM (TdMsT)
House boy? pool boy? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 10, 2021 09:50 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 09:29 PM (H4KU1)
Try it and see. Make sure make a video and put it on youtube though
Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2021 09:50 PM (Yoq4u)
Posted by: Sgr A* at June 10, 2021 09:50 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 09:51 PM (colGo)
Posted by: tbodie
*rains apples upon thy head*
Posted by: Miklos Fig-Newton at June 10, 2021 09:49 PM (QzkSJ)
Best laugh I've had all month.
Posted by: tbodie at June 10, 2021 09:51 PM (VzbI8)
Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2021 09:50 PM (Yoq4u)
I don't think I have the means to drill and rifle the bore. It's in the steel rack.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 09:52 PM (H4KU1)
Posted by: Alber
you're the guy was ask about these things
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 09:52 PM (4Jold)
previous life. Third world countries get a LOT of money for sending
troops. A few were top tier. Mostly they send the absolute bottom of the
barrel. Most were not obviously child raping scum. Most were however dumb as rock shit. I mean literally brain damaged. Romanian orphanage leftovers.
See also: video of young chimp with the AK-47 and the 4 monkeys. The Peaceshitters are the monkeys... Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 10, 2021 09:38 PM (n1v5j
It's little known, but at one time there was a program called ACOTA (Africa Contingency Operations Training and Assistance) where we trained and equipped African units for deployment to peacekeeping missions to try to fix the problem you describe. I worked with the Senegalese, and I can honestly say the soldiers were as good as the average National Guard unit (with whom I also worked a lot). Less well-trained and less well-equipped, but good, trainable young men. Senegal has a proud martial tradition in the French military universe.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 10, 2021 09:52 PM (BMmaB)
I've also encountered several (unsuccessful) pickpockets. If those incidents had happened in the USA, I would have punched them.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at June 10, 2021 09:53 PM (QQ6wR)
Posted by: Common Tater at June 10, 2021 09:53 PM (Jvty4)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
boulder is nice, but the politics are a mess
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 09:53 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 09:53 PM (colGo)
Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 09:28 PM (Ojki1)
We all got it comin' kid
Posted by: William Munny at June 10, 2021 09:53 PM (BgMrQ)
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My experience is, you try to speak French, and they reply condescendingly in English.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 09:54 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2021 09:31
Errrrmm, have to disagree. You're multi talented sharing much here from borzois to classical music. You do realize the average IQ is 100, and that's scary.
Posted by: Farmer at June 10, 2021 09:54 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 09:55 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 09:55 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: confederatefifth
First the sowing, then the reaping.
Or so I am told.
Posted by: Miklos, from East of the Rockies at June 10, 2021 09:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 09:56 PM (colGo)
.....
My rule is, if the students don't know you are a die-hard America-loving, Constitution-believing , God-fearing patriot, you're doing it wrong.
No need to play it down the middle for the sake of tiny, gender-confused Commie-spawned bastards.
They don't.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 10, 2021 09:56 PM (MQ0Qu)
Or so I am told.
Posted by: Miklos, from E
it is funny that they banned ar15s, in violation of state law, then a jihadi drove in a shot 10 in a grcery store.
nice.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 09:56 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Second look at a Jesus reticle?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 10, 2021 09:56 PM (fzA2n)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 10, 2021 09:57 PM (bSk6g)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 09:58 PM (colGo)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 09:58 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Cicero
https://tinyurl.com/s9hfvjtd
Posted by: Miklos, with arrow through head at June 10, 2021 09:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Or so I am told.
Posted by: Miklos, from East of the Rockies at June 10, 2021 09:55 PM (QzkSJ)
then the burning
then the weeping
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2021 09:58 PM (bxPTJ)
die-hard America-loving, Constitution-believing , God-fearing patriot,
you're doing it wrong.
No need to play it down the middle for the sake of tiny, gender-confused Commie-spawned bastards.
They don't.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 10, 2021 09:56 PM (MQ0Qu)
Good rule. Sam Kinison in Back To School had it right. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 10, 2021 09:58 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: dartist at June 10, 2021 10:00 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Cicero
if they mock your french try german
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 10:01 PM (4Jold)
officials? Not to kill them but to put them out of action for a a long
while? Lord knows I have my sins, but thinking i's it's o.k. to
sexualize kids is not one of them.
Posted by:FenelonSpoke
Second look at a Jesus reticle?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 10, 2021 09:56 PM (fzA2n)
Go full blown rods from god
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 10, 2021 10:01 PM (VwHCD)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqs7Vk7SRq4
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 10:01 PM (H4KU1)
Posted by: Miklos, with Expert Level Fake Sincerity at June 10, 2021 10:02 PM (QzkSJ)
I've learned how to work with this desert. I have actually learned how to grow food at 8k feet. Not sure how I can keep it up...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 10:02 PM (colGo)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
if there is going to be such a thing it is going to be from primary arm
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 10:02 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
nice
that has to be hard
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 10:02 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Wait a minute, you're the priestess, you're supposed to answer that question for us.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 10:03 PM (pU0kz)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 10:03 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 10, 2021 10:04 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 10, 2021 10:04 PM (kTF2Z)
if we ever get zombies they are going to start with cruise ships
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 10:05 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Miklos, with Expert Level Fake Sincerity at June 10, 2021 10:02 PM
???
Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 10:05 PM (808AM)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 10:05 PM (pU0kz)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
*sonrisa*
Posted by: Peruvian COca cooperativa de produceros at June 10, 2021 10:05 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 10, 2021 10:04 PM (kTF2Z)
My Lexus non-buying record is completely unblemished.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 10:06 PM (H4KU1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 10:07 PM (H4KU1)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 10:07 PM (colGo)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 10:07 PM (pU0kz)
Posted by: continuing student 4 life Miklos at June 10, 2021 10:07 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 10:06 PM (H4KU1)
(Jump to top of page)
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I had a Lexus GS350 many years ago. It was flawless, for what it was.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 10:07 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 10:05 PM (808AM
I can't tell you how many of my days begin and end with ^this^.
Posted by: tbodie at June 10, 2021 10:08 PM (VzbI8)
they remind me that somebody is spending time and $ worrying about advertising when they should be engineering.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 10:08 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: tbodie at June 10, 2021 09:38 PM (VzbI
FTFY
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 10, 2021 10:08 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 10:09 PM (4Jold)
Or so I am told.
Posted by: Miklos, from East of the Rockies at June 10, 2021 09:55 PM (QzkSJ)
then the burning
then the weeping
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2021 09:58 PM (bxPTJ)
Don't forget the ripping and the tearing, the ripping and the tearing.
Posted by: The Old Guy at the Swingers Convention at June 10, 2021 10:09 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 10:09 PM (colGo)
They don't.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 10, 2021 09:56 PM (MQ0Qu)
That's not quite what I'm saying. I don't get in front of the class and say, "Reagan and Trump were two of our greatest presidents, and if you don't believe that, you can go to hell." That's never going to be productive.
What I do is present the facts, present competing opinions while clarifying that they are only opinions, and telling them to reach their own conclusions. That's what builds rapport with the students, and I think a fact-driven approach works out pretty well for our side. I have always made it clear that Communism is not the natural enemy of Nazism, and that the Founding Fathers had a lot more going on than slavery and crap.
This is one of those cases where style and substance both matter.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2021 10:09 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: I can see the communism in your eyes at June 10, 2021 10:09 PM (etovI)
I'm having a difficult time imagining Our Dear Miklos as a student, what, with him being a veritable member of faculty here at HQU, and all that...
Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 10:10 PM (808AM)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Let's market our product to people who never use our product!
Posted by: Corprate genius's everywhere at June 10, 2021 10:10 PM (r1z5A)
vvunny
Posted by: ibid at June 10, 2021 10:10 PM (zUVLz)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 10:11 PM (pU0kz)
Posted by: I can see the communism in your eyes
Just till he can deliver the Zyklon...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 10, 2021 10:13 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 10:13 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 10:11 PM
Go on...
Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 10:14 PM (808AM)
One of the exciting things about the "ghost gun" builders is that they are taking small diameter DOM tubing and using a plasma contact cutter head to gouge rifling in the interior walls without the need to use a Tungsten draw through swager or old school broaching equipment.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2021 10:14 PM (ySM85)
Well, the only way DeSantis would not serve his full second term would be running for President and winning... So I guess you are saying DeSantis would beat Harris without difficulty?
Not sure that is exactly the message the DNC wants you to put out there, sport.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 10, 2021 10:14 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 10:14 PM (colGo)
I'm convinced that MS and Dell know when the warranty on my pc expires, and conspire to screw it up so I have to replace it
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 10, 2021 10:14 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 10:15 PM (colGo)
Posted by: I can see the communism in your eyes at June 10, 2021 10:09 PM (etovI)
He and that purple-lipped cocksucker gave billions in cash to Iran, a designated state sponsor of terrorism. That he would start lifting sanctions imposed by the PDT administration should surprise nobody.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 10, 2021 10:15 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: The Old Guy at the Swingers Convention
What is the correct plural of "bodice", and how would one pronounce it properly (if one found oneself in such a...position?
Posted by: Dame Miklos Barbara-Cartland at June 10, 2021 10:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2021 10:17 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 10, 2021 10:15 PM (II3Gr)
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This turns my stomach. And I know Jews who voted for him because Trump was yucky.
*spit*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 10:17 PM (fLVm1)
One of the exciting things about the "ghost gun" builders is that they are taking small diameter DOM tubing and using a plasma contact cutter head to gouge rifling in the interior walls without the need to use a Tungsten draw through swager or old school broaching equipment.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2021 10:14 PM (ySM85)
These torsion bars are solid round steel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 10:18 PM (H4KU1)
Wait, why not put the known ecoboost with the electric drive and cut the probability of failure in half. And at the same time increase towing capacity to number not laughed at?
Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 10:18 PM (pU0kz)
Posted by: Zettai
This will go down on your permanent transcript.
Posted by: Dean Miklos Wormer, also Double Sekrit Probation at June 10, 2021 10:18 PM (QzkSJ)
Somehow, or somewhere...yeah. no. Don't see it. Not you, Miklos.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 10:18 PM (colGo)
I mean, besides the Applebee's in Palm Coast.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 10:19 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2021 10:20 PM (ySM85)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2021 10:20 PM (ySM85)
Well, it's tough, elastic steel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 10:21 PM (H4KU1)
I'm convinced that MS and Dell know when the warranty on my pc expires, and conspire to screw it up so I have to replace it
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 10, 2021 10:14 PM
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My computer, an E Machine, is fifteen years old. You do not need a new computer. You need to get out of Windows 10.
Or better yet get out of Windows.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 10:22 PM (pU0kz)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 10, 2021 10:23 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2021 10:23 PM (Yoq4u)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2021 10:23 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 10:23 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 10, 2021 10:23 PM (SchxB)
Or better yet get out of Windows.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 10:22 PM (pU0kz)
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MS-DOS has a very light footprint, or so I've heard.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 10:24 PM (fLVm1)
How much corn would it take to make 31,000,000 calories?
Posted by: 29Victor at June 10, 2021 10:24 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 10:18 PM (H4KU1)
Hmm. You might need a lathe, then.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2021 10:24 PM (ySM85)
Well, it's tough, elastic steel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
The interwebs says it will make excellent cutting tools. 5160 steel. Guns, 4140.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 10, 2021 10:24 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 10:18 PM (H4KU1)
Hmm. You might need a lathe, then.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2021 10:24 PM (ySM85)
And not just a rudimentary one.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 10, 2021 10:25 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2021 10:23 PM (Yoq4u)
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I got it the year Asus bought out eMachine so it has a lot of Asus parts.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 10:25 PM (pU0kz)
I hate Bill Gates and all who sail in her
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 10, 2021 10:25 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
You don't know.
In the next few years I plan to accumulate M.A.s and PH.D.s out the Miklosian wazoo.
I already have enough Official University Diploma crap to shingle 6 doghouses.
But, free, and fun!
Posted by: Miklos, Back to School, and who actually met Rodney Dangerfield at June 10, 2021 10:25 PM (QzkSJ)
You sure do kick it. I tend to read content here; you crack me up every time!
Note: mishum. You are the best (just in case I get in trouble)...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 10:25 PM (colGo)
Got a question for you: would torsion bar steel be a good blank for making a a gun barrel? I scrapped out an old Nissan 4X4 chassis last week, and I saved the torsion bars. About 3/4" diameter by 24 inches long.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 09:29 PM (H4KU1)
Torsion bar: spring steel, Rockwell Hardness north of 45
Ordnance steel: RH 25-30 or so
Rifling by hand with a button will not be fun at all, I expect.
I'd wonder if boring a torsion bar results in a straight bore. Kinda doubt it would have been heat treated to relieve internal stresses and that might result in a bore that's not straight. So, I'd think about heat treating the stock.
Like Jim said, pistol cal (or rimfire). Not enough steel to make a centerfire rifle cartridge chamber. Lots of barrel profiles taper *down* to 3/4 inch or more. Chamber end of a blank (unthreaded for a receiver) usually 1.25 inches or so.
No clue about longevity/barrel erosion near the throat.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 10, 2021 10:26 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 10, 2021 09:40 PM (8Cs8c)
Idiot chugs gallon of gas, puts a cigarette in his mouth and lights it. Death by Terminal Heartburn.
And faceburn, lungburn, stomach Roman-Candle belching burn. Saturn-5 fartburn, too.Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 09:43 PM (QzJWU)
Reminds me of one of my favorite Terry Prachetisms:" Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life".
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2021 10:26 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 10, 2021 10:25 PM (II3Gr)
I have a nice Myford lathe.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 10:26 PM (H4KU1)
The penis on Google Earth thing isn't actually there, if you click the link in the article. It also isn't miles in size, even if it were there, unless the residential homes in the satellite view are also similarly gigantic. Maybe Google has scrubbed or edited it out? It's either simply not there, or Google digitally removed it, or the link in the article is the wrong location. I found a supposed picture of it at a newspaper also linked in the article, but that's it. I've never spent so much time looking for a giant penis, only to have my hopes dashed so thoroughly.
Also, that Buck Rogers pistol is gorgeous, and makes me wonder if someone could design an AR to look that pretty, so nobody could say it's scary-looking.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 10, 2021 10:27 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 10:27 PM (vuisn)
It's been flame-tempered with Viagra?
/snrk
Kidding aside, would you be contemplating lathe-turning it for contour, or? Might be a bit tough on the tooling?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 10:27 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 10:27 PM (colGo)
No clue about longevity/barrel erosion near the throat.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 10, 2021 10:26 PM (8C7+r)
Sounds like a no-go, then. No problem. It's in the steel rack, for when I might need a hunk of nice hard steel. Would probably make a nice chime...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 10:29 PM (H4KU1)
Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 10:31 PM (808AM)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 10:32 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 10:32 PM (pU0kz)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2021 10:20 PM (ySM85)
Well, it's tough, elastic steel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 10:21 PM (H4KU1)
Definitely tough stuff. I yanked the factory .920 bars out of the roadrunner and put in a set of 1.03s when I did the suspension. Those things are some serious chunks of steel. If anything they would make great clubs cut to the right lengths.. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 10, 2021 10:33 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 10:33 PM (colGo)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Any and all classes will be recorded.
SC is what's called a "one party" state.
Posted by: Miklos, looking forward at June 10, 2021 10:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Javems at June 10, 2021 10:34 PM (DBkYX)
Yes...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 10:09 PM (colGo
There is a Commodore Hotel in Abu Dhabi.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 10, 2021 10:34 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 10, 2021 10:33 PM (VwHCD)
Clonk an Antifa over the head, and the impulse bounces back up the bar and shatters your wrist.
Advantage: lead pipe.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 10:35 PM (H4KU1)
I hate Bill Gates and all who sail in her
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 10, 2021 10:25 PM (iTXRQ
Not true. Turn off the windows update service and the other update service. Then go to network settings and change your network to a metered connection. It just labels it as metered. Then in windows update, click box that says not to use a metered connection.
No more updates
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 10, 2021 10:36 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 10:36 PM (808AM)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 10, 2021 10:34 PM (BMmaB)
There was one in Vancouver, B.C. It was well-known as a gay bar.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 10:37 PM (H4KU1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 10:37 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: CNN at June 10, 2021 10:37 PM (2K20G)
Fascinating bit of kit.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2021 10:37 PM (ySM85)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 10, 2021 10:37 PM (8Cs8c)
Posted by: Zettai
"A Post-Decronstructionist Rethink of the "Tire Iron" Mythos in current Re-constructionist Context"
Posted by: Miklos, seeing funding grant MONEYS at June 10, 2021 10:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 10:38 PM (H4KU1)
One should visit the Commodore Hotel. At least if that poor sucker met that Chicken...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 10:39 PM (colGo)
I'm not crazy about the Jesus slingshot.
Goodnight.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 10:37 PM (U2p+3)
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Historical accuracy wasn't the main goal.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 10:39 PM (fLVm1)
Antifa: "..you said Let He who is without sin cast the first stone!"
Jesus: "..Challenge, accepted!"
/sogoingtohell
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 10:44 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 10:44 PM (colGo)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 10, 2021 10:37 PM
I feel somewhat fortunate that I've not a clue what any of this means...
Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 10:44 PM (808AM)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 10, 2021 09:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
My rule is, if the students know where you stand politically, you're doing it wrong. I'm not saying I live up to that rule, but I try. A friend of mine is as hard-core as I am, but her students did a poll and were split on whether or not she voted for Trump. So it can be done, and that's how it should be.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2021 09:20 PM (Vgw1E)
That is both impressive and shows how good a teacher your friend is.
She already went to college and got her degree. She has nothing to prove.
But getting the kids to share their own thoughts and nobody else knows what she thinks?
Bravo.
Education in action
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 10, 2021 10:44 PM (NGGa8)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 10, 2021 10:47 PM (2k5ha)
Should I lurk for the rest of the night? I so dig hanging out over here. BUT, maybe I should proceed to the bar..
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 10:48 PM (colGo)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 10:50 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Dr. T
If you're not actively pushing agitprop, they know exactly where you stand politically.
Posted by: bonhomme
The kids might not, but we do.
This is one place where our side loses. We want the people who should be neutral, to be neutral. And we are willing to present ourselves so. They have no such shame.
Posted by: mikeski at June 10, 2021 10:52 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Dr. Varno
Hmm
Maybe with some vodka and Health Supplements from the Alex Jones Store
Gotta come up with a name for the drink though
Posted by: Miklos, academically minded former bartender at June 10, 2021 10:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 10:55 PM (colGo)
Posted by: Weirddave
The Habsburgs still have horses.
Never won a bet in terms of war and other shit though.
Posted by: Miklos, actual official historian at June 10, 2021 10:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Dr. Bone
I don't. FBI stats don't lie. Deadliest round on record.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2021 10:56 PM (nI1Kq)
Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2021 10:56 PM (pbStR)
Gotta come up with a name for the drink though"
-Posted by: Miklos, academically minded former bartender at June 10, 2021 10:53 PM (QzkSJ)
"I'll Drink My Neighbor"
Posted by: Slapweasel at June 10, 2021 10:57 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 10:57 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 10:58 PM (colGo)
Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 10:58 PM (808AM)
Posted by: Preznit Dogeater at June 10, 2021 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 10:59 PM (808AM)
There are 100,000s of thousands of folks in the grave as testament to the .22's abilities. Now, granted, there are some .22 shooters who are also in their graves, 'cause the wee round didn't cause a bleed enough fast enough equation, but I'd still not curse the having of but a .22, when shootin' is required, and nothing else is to hand. Just shoot quickly enough, accurately enough and repeatedly enough, and your odds are better than naught.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 10:59 PM (QzJWU)
Hi, handsome! You're in my prayers, how are you?"
-Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 10:57 PM (U2p+3)
Just winding-down for the night. Thank you, darlin'. Hope you are well, as well.
*tips cap*
Posted by: Slapweasel at June 10, 2021 10:59 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:00 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Slapweasel
"One more drink and I'll be under the host Slapweasel"
Posted by: Dorothy Parker-Miklos at June 10, 2021 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)
I guarantee you that if you drink a gallon of gasoline, it will last you for the rest of your life.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 10, 20
Way back when, there were actual reasons to cyphon gas from a car.
It took a while to get the knack of proper technical down.
Foook, gasoline tastes horrible.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 10, 2021 11:00 PM (hz9qL)
Posted by: MAxIE at June 10, 2021 11:01 PM (dVkJu)
Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 11:01 PM (808AM)
Hope things are OK at least.
Old Mama was back at the ER again today, only three (3) times this week.
Hope your folks are better.
Posted by: Miklos at June 10, 2021 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)
https://www.instagram.com/p/CPWNOykLjGu/
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:02 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Miklos, who can make a mean venison stew at June 10, 2021 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: MAxIE at June 10, 2021 11:03 PM (dVkJu)
She's kinda gross, actually.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 11:04 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Zettai
it is getting close enough to get the barrel in the back of their neck that is the hard thing
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:04 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 11:04 PM (pU0kz)
Posted by: MAxIE at June 10, 2021 11:04 PM (dVkJu)
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 11:04 PM (QzJWU)
https://www.instagram.com/p/CPWNOykLjGu/
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:02 PM
I'd love to see it, but I get a login screen for Instagram at the link...
Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 11:04 PM (808AM)
She's kinda gross, actually.
I am not much for internet attentin whores either but it is the thought, bed, girl, doughnuts, ar, same place, same time, all locked, loaded.
I do believe that it would have been much better were you the girl instead of her.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:06 PM (4Jold)
-Posted by: Dorothy Parker-Miklos at June 10, 2021 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)
There is some hullabaloo that Mae West may have said this and it was a misattribution. It appears Miss Parker is coming-up aces on duck-duck-go, however.
Posted by: Slapweasel at June 10, 2021 11:06 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel
Or "I'll have what he's having"
Trademark and Copyright lawyers at 09:20
Posted by: Miklos, with Italian virgins going downhill in a VW (actual drink name) at June 10, 2021 11:06 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 10, 2021 11:07 PM (8Cs8c)
I'm guessing there is lots of prayers here for Old Mama. Thanks for being here, Miklos. You're a breath of fresh air in the middle of insanity.
I hope all goes well for you.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 11:07 PM (colGo)
I'd love to see it, but I get a login screen for Instagram at the link...
Posted by: Z
weird, I am not in instagram but I get the pic, sorry
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:07 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: MAxIE at June 10, 2021 11:04 PM (dVkJu)
.22LR shoots a small pellet of lead at a pretty high rate of knots. Get it in the right place, and it will do damage.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:07 PM (H4KU1)
"Caution: Helicopter rides may end when you least expect it"
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:07 PM (L2ZTs)
*tips cap*
Posted by: Slapweasel at June 10, 2021 10:59 PM (Ckg4U)
Slapweasel! How be you?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:08 PM (H4KU1)
Posted by: confederatefifth
Post-stretch, looks like face fucking the fabric of space-time.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 10, 2021 11:08 PM (fzA2n)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:04 PM
I don't how I did it! IIRC, it was a side shot at about 30 yards, aiming for the neck... But I never did find any entry wound -- not that I searched hard for one -- hunger, and all that...
Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 11:09 PM (808AM)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:09 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Miklos, ??? at June 10, 2021 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)
https://www.instagram.com/p/CPWNOykLjGu/
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:02 PM (4Jold)
Looks like coconut on one of those donuts. No thanks.
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2021 11:10 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:10 PM (4Jold)
More serious note, my dad (who is an aos reader but not commenter) got hit by a car on his bike today. Sounds like minor but inconvenient (and painful) injuries, but i know he'd appreciate thoughts, prayers, etc. (Pugetopolis residents...avoid Ballard on a bike. I guess the stereotype holds true after all the little blue haired ladies have passed on). I might have to go get a drink myself. Shit is stressful.
Posted by: Funsize at June 10, 2021 11:10 PM (EiPf6)
-Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 11:04 PM (QzJWU)
To tell you would take too much energy... *HAH!*
It should suffice to say that I'll be right-as-rain, tomorrow.
Might cool evenings and an ample glass of Tom Simms find your evening well, sir!
Posted by: Slapweasel at June 10, 2021 11:10 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:10 PM (4Jold)
Nobody wants to get stabbed with a knitting needle, jammed in to the hilt. Which is more or less the wound channel of a .22LR when fired into standard gelatin media. And when fired into a human torso, with various bones, cartilage and differing tissue densities? Internal bullet deflections and ricochets are a brass plated, bloodletting bitch.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 11:12 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:02 PM
Ha! I've managed to open it my back-up browser: I gather that no one is going to take her doughnuts!
Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 11:13 PM (808AM)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 11:13 PM (colGo)
Ha! I've managed to open it my back-up browser: I gather that no one is going to take her doughnuts!
Posted by: Z
wrestling her for them is half the fun
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:14 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: b
?
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:10 PM (4Jold)
I was at the IGA in Three Hills today. Elderly couple behind me at the checkout was looking at some packaged donuts. Some had purple icing. The lady said, "What is this purple icing supposed to be?" I replied, "looks like it came from Chernobyl."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:14 PM (H4KU1)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:14 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:14 PM (L2ZTs)
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:08 PM (H4KU1)
Much love, mechanical maestro! Just skipping-by for some "howdys". My head will fit a pillow like a foot fits a sock, soon. ...
...hope your travels have been uneventful and peaceful.
Posted by: Slapweasel at June 10, 2021 11:15 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: confederatefifth
I fail to see the problem here
Posted by: MiklosBot, rebooted at June 10, 2021 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)
https://www.instagram.com/p/CPWNOykLjGu/
I'd be more interested if I wasn't suddenly craving donuts.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 10, 2021 11:15 PM (SchxB)
It should suffice to say that I'll be right-as-rain, tomorrow. Might cool evenings and an ample glass of Tom Simms find your evening well, sir! Posted by: Slapweasel at June 10, 2021 11:10 PM (Ckg4U)
Prayers up for Right as Rain for you, even now! Local shelves are bereft of Tom Sims, so it's Mr. Beam until Mr. Sims makes an encore retail appearance.
But a fine, cool evening was enjoyed out on the porch, cigar and drink in hand. Cheers!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 11:15 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Alber
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:15 PM (4Jold)
Ballard is pretty hipster, uber progressive and bike friendly. I'm surprised he got hit there.
Prayers.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 11:16 PM (U2p+3)
why go to the trouble of pushing people out?
Just install a passenger bench with a trap door underneath. One button and sayonara Kamala!
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:16 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Slapweasel at June 10, 2021 11:15 PM (Ckg4U)
I am home in Elburda, and fine as frogs' hair. In an unexpected move, they opened the bars today. Woo-hoo!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:17 PM (H4KU1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Persons of a Certain Age
Posted by: Miklos, who was not in Hungary in 1986, oddly at June 10, 2021 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)
Well the German regulatory body for vaccines has just approved the Covid vaccines only for adolescents with pre-existing conditions that cause high risk for Covid-19 disease.
Such is the only responsible thing to do. And that recommendation should apply to the entire population, only those at high risk for Covid disease should take the vaccines.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 11:17 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Thrifty Shopper Miklos at June 10, 2021 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)
why go to the trouble of pushing people out?
Just install a passenger bench with a trap door underneath. One button and sayonara Kamala!
Wood bench seat, no seatbelts, and open sides. Tilt and go.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 10, 2021 11:18 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Slapweasel at June 10, 2021 11:18 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by:
she is fine whichever order you want to do it
she is the main or desert
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:18 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 11:18 PM (2DOZq)
https://tinyurl.com/3f7p7hf2
Posted by: qdpsteve
Dafuq!? What did we do to you to deserve Princess Hairy?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 10, 2021 11:18 PM (fzA2n)
Just install a passenger bench with a trap door underneath. One button and sayonara Kamala!
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:16 PM (L2ZTs)
A helicopter with a hole in the bottom would be structurally unsound.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:18 PM (H4KU1)
Don't forget lots of splinters in the wood. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:19 PM (4Jold)
Someone left the cake out in the rain.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 11:19 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
GLARE GLARE GLARE
Posted by: The Entire Government funded medical beauracracy at June 10, 2021 11:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Woke up in the middle of the night throwing up. Cannot remember the last time that one happened. Seem to remember dimly when it happened before it was because of fun the night before.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2021 11:19 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 11:20 PM (2DOZq)
Sikorsky SkyCrane with the droppable pod would beg to differ?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 11:20 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:20 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2021 11:21 PM (csEWM)
I think her name is messybunsnguns
she does not say how her buns got messy
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:21 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 11:21 PM (2DOZq)
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:17 PM (H4KU1)
Small surprises can perk an ear and upturn the corner of the smile.
Cheers to you, as well!
*taps Gatorade to computer screen*
Posted by: Slapweasel at June 10, 2021 11:21 PM (Ckg4U)
Don't forget lots of splinters in the wood. ;-)
Nope. Polish that wood smooth. Get them out as fast as possible so they don't stink the bird up so bad. Only thing they should be stuck on is the field of punji sticks below.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 10, 2021 11:21 PM (SchxB)
Didn't Airwolf have one?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 11:22 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: qd
he was using "driving" as a synonym for sex
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:22 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:22 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Guess ol' Bigfoot left the iron on fucking rayon.
I thought c5 was referring to da Trojan Whore when I cracked about spacetime.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 10, 2021 11:23 PM (fzA2n)
she does not say how her buns got messy
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:21 PM (4Jold)
I saw her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 11:23 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
is that harris?
I was referring to her
though I did not write it
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:24 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 10, 2021 11:18 PM (SchxB)
I spent two days taking lake sediment samples in Northern Saskatchewan, riding in the rear seat of a Hiller 1100. I had a map and a notebook, and did my best to keep an accurate record of where each sample was collected, while my partner was throwing the bomb-shaped corer out the open door, and reeling it back in after it hit bottom, and embedded itself in loon shit. Then the pilot would zoom off, as fast as the machine would go, and do high-G turns to get us to the next site. It was a hoot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:24 PM (H4KU1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Opened to post 388, he did.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 10, 2021 11:25 PM (fzA2n)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:25 PM (L2ZTs)
I think that was a result of the Israel study showing possible cardio damage in 25% of vaccinated youts in Israel.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 11:25 PM (2DOZq)
I've been looking closely at the tart in bed eating doughnuts, and I notice the peculiar foregrip on the rifle... I've never seen anything like it...
Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 11:25 PM (808AM)
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel at June 10, 2021 11:25 PM (Ckg4U)
Cheers to all of you wonderful folks who love each other.
I hope that I deserve the hugs one of these days...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 11:26 PM (colGo)
I see a paper is out where some Rooskie scientists have revived small worm-like organisms that have been frozen in the Arctic permafrost for 24,000 years.
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 11:26 PM (Mzdiz)
Slap is IN Teh HOUSE. Hide all the wimmens.
Or, wymens, as the case may be.
Posted by: GnuBreed, Doctor of journalizin' at June 10, 2021 11:27 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Zettai
since it is a pistl it has to be some sort of angld fore
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:27 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:28 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:28 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2021 11:28 PM (csEWM)
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel at June 10, 2021 11:25 PM (Ckg4U)
Night, Slap!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:28 PM (H4KU1)
Posted by: Max Power at June 10, 2021 11:29 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Sen. Miklos Kyrsten-Sinema at June 10, 2021 11:30 PM (QzkSJ)
_DM
Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 11:30 PM (pU0kz)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:31 PM (4Jold)
Marleen and Charleen have his "gift card" waiting.
Posted by: Miklos, arranger of things at June 10, 2021 11:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Max Power at June 10, 2021 11:29 PM (QCc6B)
That sounds good, but one has to consider the opportunity cost of the money, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:32 PM (H4KU1)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 11:33 PM (colGo)
_DM
Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 11:30 PM (pU0kz)
He was probably worried about how to react, had Biden shit his pants.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:33 PM (H4KU1)
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There is a story about an African farmer who ran out to scare an elephant out of his garden. Fired off a round from a .22, only to have the elephant collapse dead. Seems he caught just the right spot behind an ear.
In that vein, Far Side cartoon; https://tinyurl.com/uwhcp88w
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at June 10, 2021 11:33 PM (bPH26)
_DM
Posted by: B
yeah, now remind us how sarkozy's hot wife was intimidated by obama being so pretty
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:33 PM (4Jold)
The last thing the world needs right now is some paleolithic guinea neaderworm with no natural predators crawling about...
Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 11:34 PM (808AM)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 11:34 PM (colGo)
The Waffle House in Ft. Inn closed early tonight.
The Covid fuckwits have managed to destroy the Waffle House. It's a labor problem, near as I can tell. They can't get enough people in.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 11:35 PM (Mzdiz)
Hitler and the Nazis profited from hyperinflation when they purchased their publishing / newspaper building. Hyperinflation hit and they paid off the loan shortly thereafter.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 11:35 PM (2DOZq)
Or default on the cheap loan, and buy back at auction for cheaper a car (or cars) that you already know.
Posted by: Miklos, sensible car buying economist at June 10, 2021 11:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
he does not mind if you watch but you have to ask to join in
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:35 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 11:37 PM (colGo)
https://tinyurl.com/3f7p7hf2
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One day that boy is going to wake up.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 11:37 PM (pU0kz)
.22, at 400 yards: https://tinyurl.com/yheybsz2
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at June 10, 2021 11:37 PM (bPH26)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:38 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
Due to severe employee shortage (and that is a verbatim quote, there is a sign on the door) the local gas station/convenience store is open 7-7, or 7-9 Fri and Sat
Posted by: Miklos, ostensibly unemployable untill I gets my Free Clempson Degree at June 10, 2021 11:38 PM (QzkSJ)
The Covid fuckwits have managed to destroy the Waffle House. It's a labor problem, near as I can tell. They can't get enough people in.
Posted by: publius
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Same everywhere. Covid payments.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at June 10, 2021 11:38 PM (bPH26)
Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 11:38 PM (808AM)
Posted by: confederatefifth
U fergot film rights
Posted by: IPR Guy Miklos at June 10, 2021 11:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 11:40 PM (colGo)
There's a report out that as much as $400B of the Covid relief free money was "stolen".
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/
news/article-9674947/
Could the govt be this stupid, this incompetent? Yes, yes it could.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 11:40 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos from Waffle House parking lot HR at June 10, 2021 11:42 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 11:42 PM (colGo)
Posted by: Braenyard
He was probably worried about how to react, had Biden shit his pants.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Or he was thinking "if the old coot collapses, and I try to catch him, will his SS detail shoot me?"
Posted by: mikeski at June 10, 2021 11:43 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
I tried to buy a Shocked face, but they was Sold Out
Posted by: Miklos Prime at June 10, 2021 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:33 PM (4Jold)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwoSvbFjDUc
Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 11:43 PM (pU0kz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:43 PM (H4KU1)
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Another variation of communist money laundering.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 11:45 PM (pU0kz)
You must understand that it hurts some girls' hearts when you talk about the -eens. They can't possibly be all that...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 11:45 PM (colGo)
The SC Free Tuition thing will be fun.
I would like to sign up for an English class with Miley.
Oh Lawd, that professor gonna get TAUGHT
Posted by: Miklos, planning to enjoy the hell out of this at June 10, 2021 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:46 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Once the trailers and the boat are paid off, I will cut/set them free.
Fly little birds, fly
Posted by: Miklos, got a PLAN at June 10, 2021 11:47 PM (QzkSJ)
I enjoy it but forgot how fussy fountain pens can be. Leave the cap off for more than five minutes and the ink dries. Then you have to futz with the ink capsule inside, which proceeds to leak everywhere, including all over your hands.
Wonder if it's any different and/or easier with the expensive $500 Montblanc bens. Anyway, the whole thing makes me laugh a bit.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Post all night on a drink ah rum!
Pixy come an' me wan' go home.
(Come mister tally man, tally me sock puppets...)
Posted by: mikeski belafonte at June 10, 2021 11:48 PM (P1f+c)
Face shield comes off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:48 PM (H4KU1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:49 PM (L2ZTs)
Big Mike or Barry? 'Cause Barry's more believable.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 10, 2021 11:49 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 11:40 PM (Mzdiz)
Government stupidity and incompetence is probably our best hope
Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2021 11:49 PM (qAR6u)
The Covid fuckwits have managed to destroy the Waffle House. It's a labor problem, near as I can tell. They can't get enough people in.
Posted by: publius
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Same everywhere. Covid payments.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at June 10, 2021 11:38 PM (bPH26
Yeah I've seen some restaurants close 2 or 3 hours early because they don't have employees to cover the shifts.
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2021 11:50 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Z
Posted by: confederatefifth
Self-immolation is like so, maybe 60s, brother monk dude
Posted by: Insufferable Millenial Buddhist Monk Miklos at June 10, 2021 11:50 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:50 PM (4Jold)
Good for you!
You know it won't be that easy, though...
Those gals will follow you to the ends of the...earth..or something...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 11:51 PM (colGo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:49 PM (L2ZTs)
Well, it is Captain Morgan dark rum. How can they make it so good, and sell it so cheap?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:51 PM (H4KU1)
Local Sonic is paying $14/hr for new hires. That's more than I used to get as an electronics tech.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 10, 2021 11:52 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 10, 2021 11:49 PM (SchxB)
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I automatically assumed Barry.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 10, 2021 11:52 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: mikeski belafonte
*offers pina colada, if you like pina coladas*
*the Good Stuff is in back*
Posted by: Stand in Bartender Jah Miklosfarai at June 10, 2021 11:52 PM (QzkSJ)
I would pay money to watch someone try to teach Miley English. That would better than a Jack Benny rerun.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 11:52 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2021 11:52 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:52 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 11:26 PM (Mzdiz)
The worms retake the House and Senate.
Posted by: flounder at June 10, 2021 11:53 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:53 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Gene Barry at June 10, 2021 11:53 PM (QzkSJ)
You can't beat Admiral Nelson for cheap rum. It ain't Captain quality, but it is what it is.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 11:54 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:28 PM (L2ZTs)
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That's half a step above an Eggo waffle, and only because of the tiny frosting packet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 11:54 PM (fLVm1)
I wonder, would that stain bad?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2021 11:55 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 11:54 PM (Mzdiz)
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Say what you will about his lousy submarine commanding but the dude knew his distilled spirits.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 11:55 PM (fLVm1)
There's a picture of Big Mike in between her (Queen Letizia, I believe is her name) and Carla Bruni.
Big Mike's ass was wider than both of their shapely bee-hinds put together.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 11:55 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
Every man must do his duty
Posted by: Miklos, nailing his colours to the mast, but needs a mast at June 10, 2021 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 11:56 PM (808AM)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:56 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:56 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Zettai
hiyo!
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:57 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 11:54 PM (Mzdiz)
I like Flor de Cana, from Nicaragua. It is very fine, indeed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:57 PM (H4KU1)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
Every man must do his duty
Posted by: Miklos, nailing his colours to the mast, but needs a mast at June 10, 2021 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)
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The sodomy is up next. Volunteers?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 11:58 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 11:55 PM (Mzdiz)
IIRC, she looks like she is about 5 times the size of the queen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2021 11:58 PM (csEWM)
Seems the current maladministration is a plague upon our land, so it fits.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 10, 2021 11:58 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: mikeski belafonte
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A beautiful bunch o' ripe banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Hide the deadly black tarantula
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Just saying...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at June 10, 2021 11:58 PM (GBHAb)
Posted by: Cicero
Tiny frosting packets
Russia? Soviet Union? NO!
China (the Communist one)? NO!
Taiwan? Japan? Germany? NO
Tiny frosting packets====MURICA!!!!!!!
Posted by: Globally aware Miklos at June 10, 2021 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2021 11:59 PM (csEWM)
I want a frosting packet so big I can dunk my head into it!
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2021 12:00 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:56 PM (L2ZTs)
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That was Major Nelson. Entirely different branch of arms.
Also, he didn't marry her but he probably dicked her.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 11, 2021 12:00 AM (fLVm1)
El Dorado 15- mixed bag. First bottle was a revelation. Second was... different.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 11, 2021 12:01 AM (csEWM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIzl2Pvvdv0
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2021 12:01 AM (H4KU1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at June 11, 2021 12:01 AM (GBHAb)
Posted by: Miklos, wanting Thatcherite Value for Money at June 11, 2021 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)
Also, he didn't marry her but he probably dicked her.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 11, 2021 12:00 AM (fLVm1)
Can you blame him?
https://tinyurl.com/4pd6jr25
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 11, 2021 12:03 AM (csEWM)
https://tinyurl.com/4pd6jr25
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Non-judgemental, comrade.
Even Master Stalin had a mistress, but like that.
Posted by: Miklos, wondering if born too soon or too late at June 11, 2021 12:05 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 11, 2021 12:06 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: Miklos,
Pardon
NOT like that
I seen the pictures
Posted by: Miklos, wondering if born too soon or too late at June 11, 2021 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 11, 2021 12:07 AM (fLVm1)
Yep, Major Nelson had to be gay. You've got Barbara Eden in her prime, wearing that outfit, and she's calling you "Master", and what do you do? Bitch and act stupid.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 12:07 AM (Mzdiz)
NOT like that
I seen the pictures
Posted by: M
beria has pics of stalin in the same costume
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 11, 2021 12:07 AM (4Jold)
I'll pass, thanks. Dealing with enough pain in the ass problems as it is.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 11, 2021 12:07 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 11, 2021 12:08 AM (fLVm1)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 11, 2021 12:06 AM (4Jold)
Especially in her evil, brunette personality.
I had the same thought about Darrin on Bewitched.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 11, 2021 12:08 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Probably not, the ink will dry if you leave it uncapped
Try buying a Wing-Sung 601A with the vaccuumatic ink loading. Very nice and inexpensive.
They do write a bit wet.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 11, 2021 12:08 AM (ySM85)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
*licks end of pencil*
Okay we gots one
We got all day
Posted by: Wilburga, retired from an east German "sanatorium" at June 11, 2021 12:09 AM (QzkSJ)
Jeannie had an evil twin sister as well, also brunette.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 12:09 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2021 12:10 AM (L2ZTs)
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She wasn't evil, just misunderstood.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 11, 2021 12:10 AM (fLVm1)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 11, 2021 12:12 AM (colGo)
Jeannie had an evil twin sister as well, also brunette.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 12:09 AM (Mzdiz)
That's what I said. Both Betwithced and IDOJ. Brunette. Huskier voices. Little Minx.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 11, 2021 12:12 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Cicero
I tell people that.
Do they believe me?
#unprivileged
Posted by: Miklos, trying real hard to use his powers for good not evil at June 11, 2021 12:13 AM (QzkSJ)
I like Flor de Cana, from Nicaragua. It is very fine, indeed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:57 PM (H4KU1)
Dad got a case of Newfoundland Screech once, it was not as good as the name.
I drink Hood River Rum, because I try to keep as few expectations as possible
Posted by: Kindltot at June 11, 2021 12:13 AM (ySM85)
Sorry -- I saw just Darrin and thought about Bewitched.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 12:14 AM (Mzdiz)
And Mrs. Bellows was pretty hot, too.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 12:14 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Now we understand.
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Posted by: Miklos, of the Enlightened at June 11, 2021 12:15 AM (QzkSJ)
Updated version: "Turn a trick for UNICEF".
I see nothing on Goooooooooogle maps at the location of the Aussie Wiener. Looks like it's eroded away since 2018.
> Didn't Admiral Nelson marry Jeannie? ;-)
Major Nelson. Admiral Nelson wound up dumping his wife and living with a party girl who was married to an elderly rich nobleman. Apparently the old dude was cool with it.
Lady Emma Hamilton was her name. She was a working class girl who, by dint of extreme hotness, worked her way up through being the mistress of successively more powerful men until she wound up with a zillionaire as a husband and one of England's greatest heroes as a boyfriend.
Sadly, she blew through all the money after Hamilton (and later Nelson) died, and died impoverished.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 12:15 AM (XGAZE)
Posted by: Gladys Kravitz at June 11, 2021 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 12:16 AM (XGAZE)
I drink Hood River Rum, because I try to keep as few expectations as possible
Posted by: Kindltot at June 11, 2021 12:13 AM (ySM85)
Screech was always the dregs from the rum casks, rinsed out with a little water. Po' peoples' booze.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2021 12:16 AM (H4KU1)
I always forget which Darrin was teh ghey.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 12:17 AM (XGAZE)
There is a website devoted to Jeannie and her miniskirts.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 12:18 AM (Mzdiz)
Sadly, she blew through all the money after Hamilton (and later Nelson) died, and died impoverished.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Not the story of my life
Not that I haven't tried
Posted by: Philosophical Miklos at June 11, 2021 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)
And Mrs. Bellows was pretty hot, too.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 12:14 AM (Mzdiz)
*looks up*
Indeed. I had a different actress in my head. To be fair, it has probably been... 30 years easy since I have seen the show.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 11, 2021 12:19 AM (csEWM)
major healy did something to get bounced out of the Army and got a job flying cargo out of chiraq. he owned a condo next to a psychiatrist that eventuall retired to vermnt to write do it yoursef boks.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 11, 2021 12:19 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 12:16 AM (XGAZE)
I understand your opinion, but respectfully disagree.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 11, 2021 12:19 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: publius,
Can I copyright the term "Jeannieskirt" or is that taken?
Posted by: Miklos yer IPR Pal at June 11, 2021 12:20 AM (QzkSJ)
nobody needs to see that.
bitch.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 11, 2021 12:20 AM (4Jold)
But sir, Admiral Nelson was fighting the French. He might have had a different policy, had he been fighting Americans.
-- One of the Aubrey/Maturin novels set in the War of 1812 (not verbatim, probably)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 12:21 AM (XGAZE)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 12:21 AM (Mzdiz)
There is a website devoted to Jeannie and her miniskirts.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 12:18 AM (Mzdiz)
IDOJ cosplay seems to be a thing too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 11, 2021 12:21 AM (csEWM)
bitch.
Posted by: confederatefifth
"Posters on no teenage boy's wall anywhere ever"
Posted by: Miklos, of a certitude at June 11, 2021 12:22 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, in coll but inappropriate DEVO attire at June 11, 2021 12:23 AM (QzkSJ)
nobody needs to see that.
bitch.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 11, 2021 12:20 AM (4Jold)
Well, she was a lot better looking than most 80 year-old babes. Got to give her that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2021 12:24 AM (H4KU1)
this is funny
better than 80 year old jeannie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u5OxRfd64Q
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 11, 2021 12:25 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2021 12:16 AM (H4KU1)
I always thought it was odd that Newfoundland had its own province run liquor bottling facility.
Oregon did right after prohibition, but it quickly got rid of that and brought in the state monopoly liquor commission and stores.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 11, 2021 12:25 AM (ySM85)
Posted by: Alber
yes, this is true
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 11, 2021 12:26 AM (4Jold)
https://tinyurl.com/emmahamilton
Painting by George Romney, who was a distant relative of Traitor Mitt.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 12:27 AM (XGAZE)
Me dad spent some time in Colorado Springs - USAF...
Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 09:48 PM (808AM)
My Dad's last duty station before retirement.
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at June 11, 2021 12:27 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Sir:
The Villages are in Florida, a distance like your occasional migrations to AZ.
If you are so inclined to be reclined, the Ladies will be pleased to hear of you forthcomingness.
Posted by: Miklos, just wants the people to be happy at June 11, 2021 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)
She was highly bangable well into her 50s.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 12:28 AM (XGAZE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 09:54 PM (fLVm1)
This happened to me in the capital. Outside Paris never.
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at June 11, 2021 12:31 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 11, 2021 12:31 AM (SchxB)
Let's see. You ride horses and lasso cows for a living. You see a bad guy getting away on a stolen bicycle and you hear the victimized woman's screams. Like you're going to think about it? You're 15 again and about to have the time of your life. WooHOO!
Posted by: SFGoth at June 11, 2021 12:32 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 11, 2021 12:32 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 12:32 AM (XGAZE)
She was highly bangable well into her 50s.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 12:28 AM (XGAZE)
Wasn't there a IDOJ revival show/mini series or something in the late 80s or early 90s?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 11, 2021 12:32 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 11, 2021 12:33 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
I was involved in casting for a movie one (1) time.
Needed a super sweet and sexy older woman. ???
No question at all. None.
I think she was about 70 then.
Catherine Deneuve
Posted by: Miklos, it was unanimous at June 11, 2021 12:33 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at June 11, 2021 12:31 AM (rt0xh)
"Not to me, Senor, but to my seester, yes."
Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 11, 2021 12:33 AM (H4KU1)
"[you're wanted by the police and] my wife thinks you're dead"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgZnNz4quHA
Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2021 12:34 AM (Iqq2R)
Posted by: Miklos, it was unanimous at June 11, 2021 12:33 AM (QzkSJ)
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Be still my bleating heart.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2021 12:36 AM (Iqq2R)
Posted by: Lord Admiral Nelson at June 11, 2021 12:36 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 09:54 PM (fLVm1)
This happened to me in the capital. Outside Paris never.
Posted by: Pikov Andropov
In Paris, the waiters laugh at your poor knowledge of Arabic.
Posted by: Miklos, c'est vrais at June 11, 2021 12:36 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cicero
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It's the humane thing to do.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at June 11, 2021 12:37 AM (bk3Sg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 11, 2021 12:37 AM (csEWM)
Ima gonna lurk over here for a while...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 11, 2021 12:40 AM (colGo)
Posted by: Dr. Mary's Pickled Sister at June 11, 2021 12:41 AM (NGOUz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 11, 2021 12:41 AM (csEWM)
"[you're wanted by the police and] my wife thinks you're dead"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgZnNz4quHA
Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2021 12:34 AM (Iqq2R)
That's a great tune. Love em some Junior Brown. The "official" video with that tall blonde drink of water is a hoot, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2021 12:42 AM (H4KU1)
Posted by: Cicero
Hungarian with a few words of French mixed in, and a dash of Polish establishes a level playing field.
You would think that the French would know what Napoleon said about confusing the enemy....
Posted by: Miklos, mais oui at June 11, 2021 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2021 12:43 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 12:43 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 12:44 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 11, 2021 12:44 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Every day is a Junior Brown Day
Posted by: Miklos, thinking how to make double guitar for cheap at June 11, 2021 12:45 AM (QzkSJ)
Nelson famous last signal to the fleet before the Battle of Trafalgar, as they closed with the enemy was supposed to be "England confides every man will do his duty". But "confides" was not in the dictionary, and would've had to be spelled out, so Nelson's signal officer, a Lt. Pasco, suggested he change it to "expects", which was in the dictionary.
Nelson, according to account, said, "Very well, Mr. Pasco. Make it so."
Yep, Admiral Nelson talked like that, make it so.
Note the change sort of altered the tone to modern ears. Admiral Nelson was telling his men that England is certain, quite confident, they will serve her well. That meaning was understood by the fleet.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 12:45 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Rear Admiral Nelson at June 11, 2021 12:49 AM (Jx6Fh)
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 12:49 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 11, 2021 12:51 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: El Mikloso, aspiring Mexican Rassler at June 11, 2021 12:51 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 12:51 AM (Jzz++)
Apparently she already said that!
In summation, Something about stupid People and inevitable collapse, old car parts, goulash and sixties movie stars and hot chicks.
And Voila! Je retournee
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 12:54 AM (Jzz++)
Ballard is pretty hipster, uber progressive and bike friendly. I'm surprised he got hit there.
Prayers.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 11:16 PM (U2p
Ballard is a progressive utopia, but the crime rate in the formerly Swedish-Norwegian enclave is now a major crime area, says my neighbor today who has 3 close friends who either work at police dispatch or are married to a Seattle cop.
Sad, is what it is. As a UW Dawg, I spent many a late night crawling those streets. Now, I'd probably get rolled.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2021 12:55 AM (OiAoj)
Even when it includes "Mr Highway Patrolman".
Posted by: Pete Bog
Junior's Surf Medley is on my Road Trip playlist
Posted by: Miklos, have musicks will travel at June 11, 2021 12:55 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 11, 2021 12:56 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 12:57 AM (Mzdiz)
Mr Left Coast Dawg of the Puyallup Left Coast Dawgs?
Remember when Red Hook Brewing had their little brewery in Ballard?
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 12:58 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Miklos, referring to Actual ONT Content at June 11, 2021 12:58 AM (QzkSJ)
Four inch barrelfull of plentiful 100 yd. revolver accuracy. And so much use that the topstrap is showing clearly evident flame-cutting from the barrel-cylinder gap. That's what +70k rounds does in a span of over forty years.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 11, 2021 01:00 AM (QzJWU)
If you're drivin' too fast, like you shouldn't do,
You can bet your boots I'm comin' after you.
If you wanna race, get on a race track,
If you try to run away, I'm gonna bring ya' right back.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 01:00 AM (Mzdiz)
Was almost a joke until the rest of our band of merry souls realized we liked Junior as well
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 01:00 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 12:51 AM (Jzz++)
When I worked for the oilpatch company that rhymes with SallyCurtain, I got sent to Houston to study some new software, by watching it work in the field. I was assigned to work with two Brits, who had been there for several months. Their favorite tune was "Highway Patrol", because the Texas Rangers would pull them over for speeding, and they would flash an English driver's licence. The cop would go, "Oh, not you again. Get outa here."
Good times.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2021 01:01 AM (H4KU1)
In South Carolina they are called TROOPERS
Now open the trunk of yore pickup
Posted by: Miklos, only breaking one law at a time at June 11, 2021 01:01 AM (QzkSJ)
Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2021 01:02 AM (H4KU1)
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 01:04 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Miklos, publically schooled at June 11, 2021 01:05 AM (QzkSJ)
I call them Buford T.'s. Not to their faces, of course.
My folks say that young Publius, called them "high man controller".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 01:05 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Broderick Crawford at June 11, 2021 01:06 AM (830x5)
It has no sentiment. It is remorseless. It cannot be stopped. And all of that other Terminator verbiage.
And, accurate.
/hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 11, 2021 01:07 AM (QzJWU)
So officially, this is #2.
And yes, in honor of this, there's Rainier Beer as an imbibing option. Locals understand
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2021 01:09 AM (OiAoj)
If you get a chance, do watch "Highway Patrol" with ol' Broderick Crawford. It's a hoot. Hell, most of the full episodes are on Youtube now. Show is probably public domain now.
The shootout scenes are hilarious. Crook jerk their guns and start shooting wild, and the Broderick and the boys jerk theirs and start shooting equally wild. Broderick like to shoot his little sub-nose from the hip.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 01:10 AM (Mzdiz)
Next year the good Lord and my parole officer willing!
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 01:13 AM (Jzz++)
Daily Mail has more info on the CDC emergency meeting and mRNA myocarditis in young people. There have been 226 cases that meet their guidelines as possible effects of the shots.
Of those, 3 are in ICU, 15 are still in the hospital, 41 have ongoing symptoms, and the rest have recovered.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 01:13 AM (Mzdiz)
Wow
Posted by: Miklos
Miklos, that's why Canadia still has a seat at the round table. Their valorous nights
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 01:15 AM (Jzz++)
Heh
In the Good Old Days, as a teenager I had some...interactions.
Nothing bad, but would lose me my keys and car and therefore any hope of a life.
BUT-the state highway Bufords were under the control of the state Department of Transportation.
The head of which was "the Old Man"-the husband of my father's office manager, my adopted Aunt Mary. Somehow Mary got things solved before my father ever heard about it.
Posted by: Miklosian Privilege at June 11, 2021 01:15 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 01:16 AM (Jzz++)
Networking before it was a thing.
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 01:17 AM (Jzz++)
Don't know myself. It appears to the Pfizer and Modern mRNA versions that do this, and within a 2 -4 day window of the second shot. Preliminary look at those ratios show about a 40x increase in baseline rate of myocarditis amongst this age cohort.
But this appears to affect men more than women by a long shot, so if you take that into account, the baseline risk ratio will be even higher for men.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 01:20 AM (Mzdiz)
Mr Left Coast Dawg of the Puyallup Left Coast Dawgs?
Remember when Red Hook Brewing had their little brewery in Ballard?
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 12:58 AM (Jzz++
The original Red Hook brewery in Ballard took possession of many of my dollars in those days.
I never complained.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2021 01:21 AM (OiAoj)
Posted by: raimondo at June 11, 2021 01:22 AM (Ww54r)
I never complained.
The younger smarter and slimmer me spent time there as well. Fun spot until they sold out to Big Beer! Is Red Hook Even still around? Pitchers at the lake union tavern were also a favorite
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 01:24 AM (Jzz++)
Sometimes I catch this show. Yes...too funny. So, you empty your gun, and then throw it at the bad guy. Every cowboy time....I still love'm...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 11, 2021 01:26 AM (colGo)
Probably get some Cougars to join in the toast, but that's easy, cuz Cougars generally have drinking problems anyway. They'll drink to anything.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2021 01:27 AM (OiAoj)
Posted by: raimondo on tap at June 11, 2021 01:31 AM (QzkSJ)
That's how my lovely wife the WSU grad abides me.
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 01:34 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Dr. Mary's Pickled Sister at June 11, 2021 01:34 AM (NGOUz)
ONT gives raimondo a reason to Live
Not much of one, but probably the best xze's got
Posted by: Miklos, considering Darwinism in a New Light at June 11, 2021 01:35 AM (QzkSJ)
That's how my lovely wife the WSU grad abides me.
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 01:34 AM (Jzz++)
Oh yeah, I forgot that you were in a mixed marriage
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2021 01:37 AM (OiAoj)
That's how my lovely wife the WSU grad abides me.
Posted by: Pete Bog
So.
Free tuition and Ph.D. in Cougar Studies.
Not good, but could be worse
Posted by: Miklos looking at the University Meal Plans at June 11, 2021 01:37 AM (QzkSJ)
They are shifty little critters.
And none of the lessons I've learned constituted free tuition. In fact I seem to still be paying.
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 01:40 AM (Jzz++)
ONT gives raimondo a reason to Live
Wasn't that from a Joe Cocker song?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hfgwrdYUQ2A
Yep.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2021 01:41 AM (OiAoj)
They are shifty little critters.
And none of the lessons I've learned constituted free tuition. In fact I seem to still be paying.
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 01:40
*collapses in tears of laughter*
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2021 01:43 AM (OiAoj)
Good news, it's still there.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2021 01:46 AM (OiAoj)
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos, hoping that the Deltas will take me at June 11, 2021 01:46 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2021 01:46 AM (sy5kK)
Hash changed, the wifi was turned off on the cellphone.
Laptop died and using the cellphone really sucks.
Already have a replacement packed out, I'll get it after I get back from the MoMe.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2021 01:49 AM (sy5kK)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hfgwrdYUQ2A
Yep.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2021 01:41 AM (OiAoj)
Now I have Time in a Bottle playing in my head. Which is strange considering.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 11, 2021 01:55 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: No One, No One at all. Who's askin' at June 11, 2021 02:00 AM (Wm5SB)
Guess you can cum home after all
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2021 02:00 AM (sy5kK)
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 11, 2021 02:14 AM (DIMFY)
Posted by: JT at June 11, 2021 02:19 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2021 02:19 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2021 02:20 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: hiya at June 11, 2021 02:25 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: MACHINES FOR SALE at June 11, 2021 02:27 AM (09wCi)
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F you, you fing F. i'd refute your stupidity, but i am not fluent in "incoherent" so you you will have to go fuck yourself all on your own.
no love, me.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 11, 2021 02:44 AM (5Ta3m)
Posted by: Arbalest at June 11, 2021 02:44 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: About a Goy at June 11, 2021 02:44 AM (o/b07)
How do I pay you back for being my having been such an asshole when I lived out there in the Land of Silk and Money?
Posted by: About a Goy at June 11, 2021 02:47 AM (o/b07)
Posted by: Arbalest at June 11, 2021 02:48 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: MAxIE at June 11, 2021 02:55 AM (dVkJu)
Israel has been vaccinating their young people a lot longer than we have, and it's essentially mandatory. And now the Israeli health ministry has confirmed the myocarditis risk for young men. Good news. It's not 40x, it's only 25x baseline for the young men cohort.
Of course, there can be differences in our population vs. theirs.
But anyway, Israel has enough data to say, yep, these here mRNA vaccines increase the risk of myocarditis by 25 times in the 16 - 24 yr. old male cohort.
The corresponds to an absolute risk for this vaccinated cohort of 1/3000 to 1/6000. There are about 22 million in this cohort of the US population. Thus if they all got vaccinated with mRNA shots, we could expect between 3000 to 7000 cases of myocarditis among them.
Those are much greater than the number of severe Covid cases in the same cohort.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 03:00 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 11, 2021 03:01 AM (5Ta3m)
Posted by: About a Goy at June 11, 2021 02:47 AM (o/b07)
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buy me a beer at a MoMe?
either that r vow not to be an asshoe?
i try to be low maintenance, as i am too old to w*rk hard,
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 11, 2021 03:03 AM (5Ta3m)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 11, 2021 03:05 AM (5Ta3m)
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2021 03:09 AM (Cxk7w)
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PS: if you are a certain script writing, would be Hollywood type, there is no need: i was being in character when you texted, and you were too stressed to noticed. no worries here: i still have trophies for your wall.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 11, 2021 03:09 AM (5Ta3m)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 11, 2021 03:11 AM (5Ta3m)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 11, 2021 03:11 AM (5Ta3m)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 11, 2021 03:11 AM (5Ta3m)
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2021 03:12 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 11, 2021 03:13 AM (1dWCE)
Posted by: JT at June 11, 2021 03:15 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at June 11, 2021 03:15 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 11, 2021 03:18 AM (1dWCE)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 11, 2021 03:18 AM (xopIz)
Posted by: JT at June 11, 2021 03:24 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2021 03:29 AM (Cxk7w)
"Minimal risk and 95% efficacy to Pfizer and Moderna vaccines" is her reply.
I could go nuclear with "And Ivermectin has 100% efficacy."
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 11, 2021 03:29 AM (xopIz)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 11, 2021 03:30 AM (1dWCE)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 11, 2021 03:30 AM (xopIz)
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2021 03:39 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 11, 2021 03:41 AM (1dWCE)
He's supposed to be moved from Neuro-ICU today. He'll have in-hospital therapy before he is able to come home. He can walk with help, but he's steadier on his feet than he was. He can eat any foods so no swallow risk.
However he's still foggy about what is reality.
Prayers still appreciated!
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 11, 2021 03:48 AM (1dWCE)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 11, 2021 03:50 AM (1dWCE)
95% is a relative efficacy number. Tell her to look at how that translates to absolute risk reductions. Also, any claims as to risk are idiocy. There isn't enough data to make any claim as to risk. It takes years for this sort of thing to be determined.
I've seen the claims as to efficacy ripped apart by detailed analysis of the limited (Pharma sponsored) clinical trials so far.
Any doctor who tells you this shit is just repeating propaganda.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 03:54 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos, mere ephemera at June 11, 2021 03:57 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, mere ephemera at June 11, 2021 03:57 AM (QzkSJ)
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to annoy people like you.....
#DUH!
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 11, 2021 04:00 AM (5Ta3m)
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I'm guessing you can't have the discussion because she's fallen prey to the tyranny of politics, credentials, and The Science (did you know conservatives believe the earth is only 500 years old?!!!), but it would be interesting to know her medically-trained gut feelings about what percent of the population possesses natural immunity.
I'm guessing it's 85%+, btw.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Sure it works in practice, but does it work in theory? The $2 Drug that Cracked COVID at June 11, 2021 04:00 AM (KpdiX)
Posted by: Miklos, honoring like the Good Book says at June 11, 2021 04:01 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 11, 2021 04:02 AM (5Ta3m)
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Also it might be interesting to ask her why there is a need to try and convince black people to get the vaccine via free lottery tickets and malt liqour giveaways (I hate the racism of Democrats). When she points out Tuskegee, ask why white people can't learn from that as well?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Sure it works in practice, but does it work in theory? The $2 Drug that Cracked COVID at June 11, 2021 04:03 AM (KpdiX)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 11, 2021 04:00 AM (5Ta3m)
*staggers back to USB port to pour in what's left*
Posted by: Miklos, with Ahoy! to all Good and loyal ONT Morons at June 11, 2021 04:05 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 11, 2021 04:05 AM (1dWCE)
Yeah. I know. That's why I am going to drop the subject. She's not being intellectually honest. She's an acquaintance at church. I did explain why I take Ivermectin so the subject is closed.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 11, 2021 04:09 AM (xopIz)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 11, 2021 04:09 AM (xopIz)
**
"I'm just following the lower-case science."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Sure it works in practice, but does it work in theory? The $2 Drug that Cracked COVID at June 11, 2021 04:10 AM (KpdiX)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity
Nope.
Just old and crazy and spoiled.
Even in the poorest family, the youngest gets spoiled rotten.
Posted by: Miklos, half spoiled and half orphan. but it works more or less at June 11, 2021 04:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, half spoiled and half orphan. but it works more or less
Ha! We still tell my youngest brother he's been spoiled all his life.
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 11, 2021 04:14 AM (1dWCE)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 11, 2021 04:15 AM (1dWCE)
The "What's good for the horse is good for the handler". A couple about the use of Ivermectin in Goa, India. And a couple about being used to treat rosacea and cancer from the NIH.
And then she spouts the "Party line."
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 11, 2021 04:16 AM (xopIz)
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2021 04:18 AM (Cxk7w)
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The most important one is in my name field.
Best-selling NYT non-fiction author and six-time Pulitzer nominee who couldn't get this incredibly well researched and well written article published anywhere, so it finally was released in a little podunk local rag because his wife is the editor. That emphasizes the problem with where we are as a society right now. We have data. We have knowledge. It is not being provided to us and we are being told to "trust Science" and "listen to credentials" instead.
What's the immunity rate? What are the blood types that have more problems? Even setting aside the mask flip-flops, Fauci accidentally said in an interview that he takes a bunch of over the counter medicines during the winter time to stave off cold viruses, but why was something like that never really pushed into the public discussion? Why do we have one-way aisles and mask requirements when the CDC *still* states that you can only possibly maybe get it if you're within 6' of someone for 15+ minutes?
But the most important of any of that is the article in my name field.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Sure it works in practice, but does it work in theory? The $2 Drug that Cracked COVID at June 11, 2021 04:32 AM (KpdiX)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 11, 2021 04:37 AM (xopIz)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Sure it works in practice, but does it work in theory? The $2 Drug that Cracked COVID at June 11, 2021 04:40 AM (KpdiX)
You know. Still catching COVID, exactly like if you got the vaccine.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Sure it works in practice, but does it work in theory? The $2 Drug that Cracked COVID at June 11, 2021 04:43 AM (KpdiX)
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Edit: APPROVED by the right credentialed people
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Sure it works in practice, but does it work in theory? The $2 Drug that Cracked COVID at June 11, 2021 04:44 AM (KpdiX)
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Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)