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Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 10, 2021 04:04 PM (JUOKG) 2
A twofer.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 10, 2021 04:05 PM (JUOKG) 3
I forgive him.. and his wang
Posted by: Dr. Inogame at June 10, 2021 04:05 PM (53oGX) 4
And yuck.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 10, 2021 04:05 PM (JUOKG) 5
Segundo.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at June 10, 2021 04:05 PM (JDmP3) 6
don't worry.. I'm a doctor.
Posted by: Dr. Inogame at June 10, 2021 04:05 PM (53oGX) 7
Ew. Why didn't they have a male newscaster ask him?
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 10, 2021 04:06 PM (69/Fw) 8
Biggest thrill that hag bitch is ever going to get.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 10, 2021 04:06 PM (iydjf) 9
I have spent 14 years repenting for having once posted Busted Lesbian Porn.
Posted by: Doctor Ace at June 10, 2021 04:06 PM (0G13K) 10
>>>7 Ew. Why didn't they have a male newscaster ask him?
probably because this will help his image more. After all, if a woman doesn't think it's a big deal... Posted by: Doctor Ace at June 10, 2021 04:07 PM (0G13K) 11
I mean, who among us hasn't Spanked the Monkey on camera during a business meeting?
Posted by: Michael the Texan at June 10, 2021 04:07 PM (JDmP3) 12
I'm sorry. I do not care at all.
Posted by: Harry at June 10, 2021 04:07 PM (4ImwF) Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 04:08 PM (VG3S2) 14
Let me guess... Trump made him do it
Posted by: It's me donna at June 10, 2021 04:08 PM (Zmnko) 15
It's kind of funny - the chick who wears glasses to look smart (why else wear the nowadays in that profession?) interviewing the guy who jerked off on camera.
Must be a real let down. "Are you winning son?" Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 10, 2021 04:08 PM (nj82T) 16
I still don't know why someone would jack off at a business meeting.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 10, 2021 04:08 PM (Mzdiz) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 10, 2021 04:08 PM (R/m4+) 18
yeah, no...
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 10, 2021 04:08 PM (jT7YH) 19
There was a time where I said "Wow, Fox had this lefty hiding in its ranks. How did she survive there?"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 10, 2021 04:08 PM (hcb9g) Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 10, 2021 04:08 PM (p/F+I) 21
Did he answer love is love?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 10, 2021 04:08 PM (z5Vrg) 22
That bus wasn't to big then, maybe just the short bus they used to toss him under.
Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2021 04:08 PM (Cxk7w) 23
Let's not argue and bicker over 'Oo spanked what.
Posted by: InCali at June 10, 2021 04:08 PM (MBmq2) 24
For those who claim there is no forgiveness on the Left - like everything else, there is when it suits them. But it's all provisional.
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2021 04:08 PM (uEbPt) 25
The left: Saying the word p*ssy publicly is an unforgivable sin.
Also the left: But spanking the monkey in front of your colleagues is perfectly normal. Also, also the left: And some people are just attracted to kids, you know LOVE is LOVE right Prof Krugman? Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2021 04:08 PM (DpkTQ) 26
Don Lemmon will be having him on later in the week, to demonstrate his technique and scented candle preferences.
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 04:09 PM (VG3S2) 27
Wow. But Trump SAID pussy.
Posted by: LASue at June 10, 2021 04:09 PM (Ed8Zd) 28
I'm sorry. I do not care at all.
Posted by: Harry Don't care? DON'T CARE?? What kinda 'Murican are you? THIS IS CNN! Citizen, you will be made to care! Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 10, 2021 04:09 PM (vcOmj) 29
There were many times during meetings where I thought jerking off would be more productive.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 10, 2021 04:09 PM (hcb9g) 30
Being a liberal means never having to say sorry.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 10, 2021 04:09 PM (LEQCI) 31
I still don't know why someone would jack off at a business meeting
==== They REALLY love their job? Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 10, 2021 04:09 PM (iydjf) 32
Bless, Allahpundit has already seen this is as more important than writing his own retractions.
Posted by: delenda deez nutz at June 10, 2021 04:10 PM (Fk4O6) 33
Let's talk about penises and why they're problematic. Especially frankenpenises.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight at June 10, 2021 04:10 PM (Mzdiz) 34
They should have changed her name to Rosie Palm for this interview.
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 04:10 PM (VG3S2) 35
To be fair to the guy, was he ever told NOT to beat off on a zoom call?
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 10, 2021 04:10 PM (LEQCI) 36
There was a time when Britain was Great, and people took responsibility for their actions. John Profumo was the SoS for War under Harold McMillan. He had an affair with a woman who was also sleeping with a Russian spy. Profumo resigned, and spent the rest of his life working for charity. He didn't attempt to stay in the public eye, he didn't make excuses, and he spent the rest of his life atoning for something today's pols would wear like a badge of honor.
Jeffrey Toobin promised not to pleasure himself on TV again. Posted by: pep at June 10, 2021 04:10 PM (v16oJ) 37
What does my ass taste like?
Posted by: 2021 at June 10, 2021 04:10 PM (ZCfi+) Posted by: flounder at June 10, 2021 04:11 PM (KnJdm) 39
35 To be fair to the guy, was he ever told NOT to beat off on a zoom call?
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 10, 2021 04:10 PM (LEQCI) Seeing as it's CNN this is surely enough of a problem that it's in the employee manual. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 10, 2021 04:11 PM (z5Vrg) 40
>>>32 Bless, Allahpundit has already seen this is as more important than writing his own retractions.
John Sexton got another free post, posting about the WaPO's Philip Bump bitterly clinging to his "Trump Ordered Tear Gas" narrative and inventing conspiracy theories to explain how They are Covering Up The Truth. Weirdly, Allah missed that one too. Posted by: Doctor Ace at June 10, 2021 04:11 PM (0G13K) 41
Did they shake hands at the end of the segment?
Posted by: huerfano at June 10, 2021 04:11 PM (DzhEB) 42
Wasn't the meeting about war gaming the election theft? That's what I recall.
Posted by: Max Power at June 10, 2021 04:11 PM (Hucnr) 43
To be fair, jerking off is pretty much all they do at CNN.
Posted by: hawkpilot at June 10, 2021 04:12 PM (r42yH) 44
For those who claim there is no forgiveness on the Left - like everything else, there is when it suits them. But it's all provisional.
Posted by: ... He must secretly profess his eternal loyalty and obedience to Dr Evil, er, Dr. Fauci, and defend him.....always. And that's just for starters. Wolf Blintzer....Genius! Jake Tapper.....Genius! Brian Stelter....ok, that's a bridge too far. Nobody would believe that. Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 10, 2021 04:12 PM (vcOmj) 45
probably because this will help his image more. After all, if a woman doesn't think it's a big deal...
Posted by: Doctor Ace at June 10, 2021 04:07 PM (0G13K) All I know is, I would not want to talk to a colleague about his wanking habits. It was bad enough when I had to explain to my department director what an incel was. Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 10, 2021 04:12 PM (69/Fw) 46
>>>35 To be fair to the guy, was he ever told NOT to beat off on a zoom call?
Was that wrong? You know, if someone had told me that was looked down on... Posted by: George Costanza (doctor) at June 10, 2021 04:12 PM (0G13K) 47
To be fair to the guy, was he ever told NOT to beat off on a zoom call?
Was that wrong? Because if someone had told me.... Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at June 10, 2021 04:12 PM (v16oJ) 48
Did they shake hands at the end of the segment?
Posted by: huerfano at June 10, 2021 04:11 PM (DzhEB) WIPE! WIPE! WIPE! Posted by: Former Detective Adrian Monk at June 10, 2021 04:12 PM (Mzdiz) Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 10, 2021 04:13 PM (vcOmj) 50
Ugh...I'm out...I'm leafing.
Posted by: The Ficus at June 10, 2021 04:13 PM (VYjdj) 51
Anyone else getting a shot in the eyeball today?
No? Ok, just me then. Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 10, 2021 04:08 PM Week after next. Hurts, don't it? Posted by: huerfano at June 10, 2021 04:13 PM (DzhEB) 52
To be fair, jerking off is pretty much all they do at CNN. Posted by: hawkpilot at June 10, 2021 04:12 PM (r42yH) True, true. - Queequeg Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2021 04:13 PM (gmo/4) 53
Wasn't the meeting about war gaming the election theft? That's what I recall.
Posted by: Max Power at June 10, 2021 04:11 PM (Hucnr) Yep. Posted by: LASue at June 10, 2021 04:13 PM (Ed8Zd) 54
Forget it, Jake. It's CNN....
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at June 10, 2021 04:13 PM (kNelL) 55
He was working out with a shake weights down one thing led to another...
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 10, 2021 04:13 PM (p/F+I) Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2021 04:14 PM (gmo/4) 57
Let's talk about penises and why they're problematic. Especially frankenpenises.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight at June 10, 2021 04:10 PM (Mzdiz) Yo! Posted by: John Bobbit at June 10, 2021 04:14 PM (4I/2K) 58
35 To be fair to the guy, was he ever told NOT to beat off on a zoom call?
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 10, 2021 04:10 PM (LEQCI) You make a great point. Newsletter? Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 10, 2021 04:14 PM (JDmP3) 59
I think we should confer on this with resident AoS expert..... and you know who I mean.
Masturbatin' Pete. Where have you gone? Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 10, 2021 04:14 PM (vcOmj) 60
I never would have guessed that Michael J. Pollard was the inspiration(?) for the Traffic tune. Never.
Posted by: klaftern at June 10, 2021 04:14 PM (r4sI4) 61
Weirdly, Allah missed that one too.
Posted by: Doctor Ace How DARE you impugn me!?! And you., a doctor!!!! Posted by: Potemkinpundit at June 10, 2021 04:15 PM (VYjdj) 62
I said SHOCK the monkey dammit!
Posted by: Peter Gabriel at June 10, 2021 04:15 PM (5RTdG) 63
I'm going to make it rain!
Posted by: Toobin at June 10, 2021 04:15 PM (ZCfi+) 64
He's back on the Toob.
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2021 04:15 PM (wX0ke) Posted by: Lorena at June 10, 2021 04:15 PM (Mzdiz) 66
What a second, so everybody and their family in DC in January 6th were insurrectionists and traitors (hundreds in prison and more being hunted down) except Mike Flynn and his family. His brother gets a promotion under the current regime. I thought there was a purge.
Spooky. https://tinyurl.com/298ncxj4 Gen. Charles Flynn, Brother of Former National Security Adviser, Takes Reins of US Army Pacific Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 10, 2021 04:16 PM (tRBkJ) 67
Why would they need to rehabilitate him? 330 million people in the country, and they need this one guy?
Why? Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 10, 2021 04:16 PM (5p7BC) 68
I've had good jobs and I've had lousy jobs. I've never had an employer that would have re-hired me after I was caught jerking off in a meeting.
It ain't fair, man. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 10, 2021 04:16 PM (sWM8x) Posted by: pep at June 10, 2021 04:16 PM (v16oJ) 70
CNN should have let him be questioned by Dr. Phil.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 10, 2021 04:16 PM (TNyrE) 71
The Big Question: WHO was snapping his carrot to? Question #2: Did the Snappee give "consent" to toobin to snap his carrot to him/her? Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 10, 2021 04:16 PM (kqCSX) 72
But is he turning Japanese??
Posted by: This, sadly, is CNN at June 10, 2021 04:16 PM (VYjdj) 73
68 I've had good jobs and I've had lousy jobs. I've never had an employer that would have re-hired me after I was caught jerking off in a meeting.
It ain't fair, man. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 10, 2021 04:16 PM (sWM8x) Clearly you need to work for a better, or worse, sort of people. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 10, 2021 04:16 PM (z5Vrg) 74
Whiteness is a condition one first acquires and then one has- a malignant, parasitic-like condition to which "white" people have a particular susceptibility. The condition is foundational, generating characteristic ways of being in one's body, in one's mind, and in one's world,'
Ahhhhh, so whiteness is different from skin color now. Non white skinned people who do not conform to the progressive plantation can also be deemed to have "whiteness" and be "white supremacists". Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 10, 2021 04:16 PM (hcb9g) 75
Did Toobin whip it out during the interview?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 10, 2021 04:17 PM (cSyAR) 76
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To be fair, jerking off is pretty much all they do at CNN. Posted by: hawkpilot at June 10, 2021 04:12 PM (r42yH) ------------------- They play tag after the show. Today, Jeffrey is it. Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 04:17 PM (SjHwm) 77
Oh my God! Where are your pants!!!!
Posted by: Alisyn Camerota at June 10, 2021 04:17 PM (kNelL) 78
I wank, therefore I am.
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at June 10, 2021 04:17 PM (4I/2K) 79
Why is Jeffrey Toobin being rehabilitated?
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 10, 2021 04:18 PM (83lwH) 80
46 and 47 LOL
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2021 04:18 PM (uEbPt) 81
Attention all planets of the Solar Federation.
Attention all planets of the Solar Federation. Attention all planets of the Solar Federation. We have assumed control. We have assumed control. We have assumed control. Posted by: Jill Biden at June 10, 2021 04:18 PM (wX0ke) 82
My superior IQ asks, who are you pulling for?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 10, 2021 04:18 PM (QDG3d) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2021 04:18 PM (k39e/) 84
45 All I know is, I would not want to talk to a colleague about his wanking
habits. It was bad enough when I had to explain to my department director what an incel was. had a nephew once post on facebook that he enjoyed being pegged by his girlfriend. had to explain it to poor mrs. chronda, who had no clue. Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 10, 2021 04:18 PM (sGtp+) 85
Someone should ask Commie Rotter what she'd do if JeffyBoi whipped it out and started cranking one out right there on the set.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 10, 2021 04:18 PM (G15ac) 86
So CNN is doing so well they think bringing him back will up their viewership more? LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at June 10, 2021 04:18 PM (Zmnko) 87
I did not have sex with that hand, Mister Spanky.
Posted by: BJ Clinton at June 10, 2021 04:18 PM (JDmP3) 88
I never understood this story - did the camera point down? Maybe he was just shining his shoes?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 10, 2021 04:18 PM (nj82T) 89
Tonights' segment: Tugboats......OMFG..CUT!!!!!!
Posted by: This, sadly, is CNN at June 10, 2021 04:18 PM (VYjdj) 90
I've never had an employer that would have re-hired me after I was caught jerking off in a meeting.
... That explains the long resume. Posted by: LMAO at June 10, 2021 04:18 PM (ZCfi+) 91
>I still don't know why someone would jack off at a business meeting
some of those pie charts are really hot Posted by: DB- just DB. Welcome to the Summer Of Science at June 10, 2021 04:18 PM (iTXRQ) 92
Jeff, we're you loobin' before jerkin' the toobin?
Posted by: Alisyn Illuminata at June 10, 2021 04:19 PM (W4eKo) 93
If it weren't for the wanking debacle, I wouldn't even know who Jeffrey Toobin is.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight at June 10, 2021 04:19 PM (Mzdiz) 94
Let's not overlook the fact that this isn't just another low point for cnn, but also for alyson camerota. Her "job" today was to participate in a fake news informercial for a literal Jerk Off and ask him about his self-pleasuring and how it and he are "news." Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 10, 2021 04:19 PM (kqCSX) 95
Toobin was probably jerking off to Tater, no?
Posted by: dantesed at June 10, 2021 04:19 PM (88xKn) 96
Why is Jeffrey Toobin being rehabilitated?
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 10, 2021 04:18 PM (83lwH) --- And just exactly *how* hard did he yank it? Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2021 04:19 PM (wX0ke) 97
I think we should confer on this with resident AoS expert..... and you know who I mean. Masturbatin' Pete. Where have you gone? Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet The guy who says there is no inflation? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2021 04:19 PM (63Dwl) Posted by: pep at June 10, 2021 04:19 PM (v16oJ) 99
I'm glad they thought long & hard before bringing him back!
Posted by: Raj at June 10, 2021 04:19 PM (VSRhH) Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 10, 2021 04:19 PM (vcOmj) 101
Who's not going to bring this incident up any time the discussion gets heated? "What'ya doin' there, Jeff? Both hands in view of the camera at all times. please!"
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 10, 2021 04:19 PM (VbI7r) 102
I thought there was a purge.
Spooky. https://tinyurl.com/298ncxj4 Gen. Charles Flynn, Brother of Former National Security Adviser, Takes Reins of US Army Pacific Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 10, 2021 04:16 PM (tRBkJ) --------------- They're going to dump on him when Xi acts up. Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 04:19 PM (SjHwm) 103
And now that I've got my job back, I've set my sights on Pivot Man.
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at June 10, 2021 04:19 PM (sWM8x) 104
"Toobin didn't provide his sample"
Should have asked him while he was zooming, when the samples are ampler. Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at June 10, 2021 04:19 PM (qpX6U) 105
> Any mention of this guy should be in the form of :
> Noted Wanker, Jeffrey Toobin > Posted by: garrett I approve this message. Or maybe "Confirmed Public Masturbator, Jeffrey Toobin", just to class it up a bit. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 10, 2021 04:20 PM (G15ac) Posted by: Peter Strzok at June 10, 2021 04:20 PM (v3pYe) 107
Why is Jeffrey Toobin being rehabilitated?
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 10, 2021 04:18 PM (83lwH) Showing their power. Posted by: ... at June 10, 2021 04:20 PM (uEbPt) 108
John Sexton got another free post, posting about the WaPO's Philip Bump bitterly clinging to his "Trump Ordered Tear Gas" narrative and inventing conspiracy theories to explain how They are Covering Up The Truth.
Weirdly, Allah missed that one too. Posted by: Doctor Ace at June 10, 2021 04:11 PM (0G13K) Sexton is just so fast in snapping up those stories, Pundit can't keep up! Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 04:20 PM (Ojki1) 109
Well well well. so there's a nood aye?
Posted by: f'd at June 10, 2021 04:20 PM (Tnijr) 110
>>>68 I've had good jobs and I've had lousy jobs. I've never had an employer that would have re-hired me after I was caught jerking off in a meeting.
call me. Posted by: Adam Schiff at June 10, 2021 04:20 PM (0G13K) 111
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I think we should confer on this with resident AoS expert..... and you know who I mean. Masturbatin' Pete. Where have you gone? Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet The guy who says there is no inflation? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2021 04:19 PM (63Dwl) Well if there's no inflation clearly he's doing something wrong. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 10, 2021 04:21 PM (z5Vrg) 112
Our replacement segment this evening is on handymen......Jesus wept..PULL IT NOW
....That is NOT what I meant when I said 'pull it'!!!! Posted by: This, sadly, is CNN at June 10, 2021 04:21 PM (VYjdj) 113
I have a doctor's note. KingsX
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 10, 2021 04:21 PM (QDG3d) 114
> had a nephew once post on facebook that he enjoyed being pegged by his girlfriend.
We have failed this generation so, so hard. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 10, 2021 04:21 PM (G15ac) 115
Or maybe "Confirmed Public Masturbator, Jeffrey Toobin", just to class it up a bit.
Master Onanist Posted by: pep at June 10, 2021 04:21 PM (v16oJ) 116
I stopped to correct a spelling error, and it cost me the big prize.
Posted by: pep An all-expense paid weekend with.....Jeffrey Toobin. The big question: Did Jeffrey Toobin REALLY yank himself? Was there......a second wanker? Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 10, 2021 04:21 PM (vcOmj) 117
Not Toobin related, but does anyone think all the polls coming out today with "Europe/ and Japan love biden" is odd.. I know he's in GB, but the numbers are ridiculous 70% of these Countries now have a positive view of America and only 20% did under Trump? BS
Posted by: It's me donna at June 10, 2021 04:21 PM (Zmnko) 118
Is there a shortage of people with Toobin's qualifications?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 10, 2021 04:21 PM (cSyAR) 119
So why did you leave your last job?
Posted by: Interview Board at June 10, 2021 04:21 PM (ZCfi+) 120
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 10, 2021 04:09 PM (hcb9g)
. LOL There have been times in large gatherings that go on interminably where I've just checked in, sat in for a while and then just covered up the camera and left for a while 9and no I wasn't off somewhere else masturbating) If anyone knew that I had gone they didn't seem worried about it. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2021 04:21 PM (k39e/) 121
>>> For those who claim there is no forgiveness on the Left - like everything else, there is when it suits them. But it's all provisional.
Posted by: ... There are no objective standards of conduct on the left. There are only moment-to-moment schemes and angles. You are judged by your always varying degree of usefulness to the hierarchical structure of the regime. As a result, the concept of forgiveness has no meaning. Posted by: banana Dream at June 10, 2021 04:21 PM (fpNLg) 122
Different strokes for different folks.
Posted by: Jeff Z-Hooker at June 10, 2021 04:22 PM (wX0ke) Posted by: pep at June 10, 2021 04:22 PM (v16oJ) Posted by: DB- just DB. Welcome to the Summer Of Science at June 10, 2021 04:22 PM (iTXRQ) 125
Why isn't Jerkoff Toobin putting the "Quit" in "Equity" and letting a colored peoples take his job? Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 10, 2021 04:23 PM (kqCSX) Posted by: John Lenin at June 10, 2021 04:23 PM (v3pYe) 127
F. Scott Fitzgerald really did get it wrong.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 10, 2021 04:23 PM (2JVJo) Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2021 04:23 PM (gmo/4) 129
Did Toobin ever win the Pullit-here prize?
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2021 04:23 PM (wX0ke) 130
Dicktion Friction
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at June 10, 2021 04:23 PM (4I/2K) 131
The big question: Did Jeffrey Toobin REALLY yank himself?
Was there......a second wanker? I imagine he was thinking about a grassy knoll. Posted by: pep at June 10, 2021 04:23 PM (v16oJ) 132
>Is there a shortage of people with Toobin's qualifications?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker is jerking off on Zoom a skill? Posted by: DB- just DB. Welcome to the Summer Of Science at June 10, 2021 04:23 PM (iTXRQ) 133
The Glory Of The Jack and The Off.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 10, 2021 04:23 PM (QDG3d) 134
had a nephew once post on facebook that he enjoyed being pegged by his girlfriend.
We have failed this generation so, so hard. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia But not as hard as the girfriend! Ba-dumm-tissssss Posted by: just the punchline at June 10, 2021 04:23 PM (VYjdj) Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 10, 2021 04:24 PM (83lwH) 136
Tater tried to do the same thing on air. No one noticed.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 10, 2021 04:24 PM (cSyAR) 137
In a time where people are cancelled for using the wrong pronoun how does HotAir get away with employing a guy named AllahPundit?
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 10, 2021 04:24 PM (LEQCI) 138
Oh, fine. I missed the Nood. Typical.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2021 04:24 PM (csEWM) 139
117 Not Toobin related, but does anyone think all the polls coming out today with "Europe/ and Japan love biden" is odd..
----------------- Japanese have a keen respect for the elderly, especially pedophiles. Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 04:24 PM (SjHwm) 140
> Why is Jeffrey Toobin being rehabilitated?
Remember in 1984 how they'd cut the torture victims loose for a while, while letting them know that they'd be back to do it again at some unpredictable time in the future? Like that. Toobin Loves Big Brother right now, you can bet. He Loves Big Brother so much he could practically be a member of the Biden family. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 10, 2021 04:24 PM (G15ac) 141
Once a jerk off always a jerk off
Posted by: It's me donna at June 10, 2021 04:24 PM (Zmnko) 142
Not Toobin related, but does anyone think all the polls coming out today with "Europe/ and Japan love biden" is odd.. I know he's in GB, but the numbers are ridiculous 70% of these Countries now have a positive view of America and only 20% did under Trump? BS
Posted by: It's me donna Donna, next year on CBS: "Everybody Loves Joe!" that hilarious new sitcom about a 79 year old president that is beloved by EVERYONE, and the crazy antics that he gets involved in. What a lovable old guy! Ain't he great? And his son, Hunter. What a model citizen. So considerate and friendly to everyone. The Big Guy ALWAYS gets his 10% cut. What a great son. Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 10, 2021 04:25 PM (vcOmj) 143
is jerking off on Zoom a skill?
Posted by: DB- just DB. Welcome to the Summer Of Science at June 10, 2021 04:23 PM (iTXRQ) I couldn't do it. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 10, 2021 04:25 PM (cSyAR) 144
Tooby jacking off on a Zoom call is most very likely just a snowflake on the tip of his perverted iceberg
Posted by: REDACTED at June 10, 2021 04:25 PM (8o8kf) 145
Why is Jeffrey Toobin being rehabilitated?
Because what good is power if you can't rub it in the proles' faces? Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 10, 2021 04:25 PM (HaL55) 146
Can we talk about how it is sexist and patriarchal that women don't do any Toobin' in company meetings?
Depending on the cow-worker in question it could certainly increase my level of attention. Posted by: Ob at June 10, 2021 04:25 PM (DpkTQ) 147
> is jerking off on Zoom a skill?
I want to know this too. And how much does it pay? Because I've been looking for a retirement income source. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 10, 2021 04:25 PM (G15ac) 148
Girls in glasses and jerking off, it's a thing I'm told. They are trolling us. There is nothing the ruling class cannot skate on.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 10, 2021 04:25 PM (xEIoY) Posted by: just the punchline at June 10, 2021 04:25 PM (VYjdj) 150
Maybe ask him why he f***ed a colleague's young daughter and the pressured her to have an abortion.
Ah, I see he and Joss Whedon went to the same charm school. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2021 04:25 PM (csEWM) 151
No Jackin' Required
Posted by: Phil Collins at June 10, 2021 04:26 PM (wX0ke) 152
Masturbatin' Pete.
Where have you gone? Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet The guy who says there is no inflation? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2021 04:19 PM (63Dwl) Wouldn't that make playing with himself more difficult? Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 04:26 PM (Ojki1) 153
70% of these Countries now have a positive view of America and only 20% did under Trump? BS Posted by: It's me donna Newsboy tells me they love and respect us now while they laughed at Trump. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2021 04:26 PM (63Dwl) 154
Japan loves Biden more because Trump over fed the Koi.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 04:26 PM (2DOZq) 155
Toobin paid a PR firm to rehab him.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 10, 2021 04:26 PM (hcb9g) 156
She bop = Toobin
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 10, 2021 04:26 PM (xEIoY) 157
You see Alisyn, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Posted by: Jeff at June 10, 2021 04:26 PM (C1NyB) 158
Here's an excerpt from the staged cnn informercial. Alyson Camerota: Jeff, what was the hardest thing you had to endure since your suspension? Jeff Toobin: The hardest thing? Well, Alyson, to be quite honest, the hardest thing was my penis when I watched you on my TV. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 10, 2021 04:26 PM (kqCSX) 159
Girls in glasses and jerking off, it's a thing I'm told. They are trolling us. There is nothing the ruling class cannot skate on.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks Next week they'll have on Delaware's Own Hunter Biden. He's a three ring circus by himself! Posted by: just the punchline at June 10, 2021 04:26 PM (VYjdj) 160
147 > is jerking off on Zoom a skill?
I want to know this too. And how much does it pay? Because I've been looking for a retirement income source. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 10, 2021 04:25 PM (G15ac) Pay depends on gender and attractiveness. (the employers are sexist) Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 10, 2021 04:27 PM (z5Vrg) 161
Politicians, entire government apparatus, media, business, all of them can lie, cheat, steal, kill, rape, and somehow after the dust blows over, they all are back on the scene to rounds of applause. I'm starting to get a little depressed.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 10, 2021 04:27 PM (nWxPx) 162
When do they hire Anthony Weiner?
Posted by: redridinghood at June 10, 2021 04:27 PM (NpAcC) 163
Maybe this'll get me a cool nickname. Like The Sperminator.
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at June 10, 2021 04:27 PM (sWM8x) 164
The could do one of those bizarre Japanese game shows with Joe. "Who Will Joe Grope?"
Scatter a bunch of young girls around the stage, spin Joe around a few times and turn him loose, and whichever girl he gropes first, wins. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 10, 2021 04:27 PM (G15ac) 165
117 Not Toobin related, but does anyone think all the polls coming out today with "Europe/ and Japan love biden" is odd.. I know he's in GB, but the numbers are ridiculous 70% of these Countries now have a positive view of America and only 20% did under Trump? BS
Posted by: It's me donna at June 10, 2021 04:21 PM (Zmnko) Japan is going to love how cozy China gets into disputed waters, and love how Bidet says it is an internal Chinese matter to solve. Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 04:27 PM (Ojki1) 166
had a nephew once post on facebook that he enjoyed being pegged by his girlfriend.
There really is no shame in this country anymore, is there? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 10, 2021 04:27 PM (2JVJo) 167
Anyone else getting a shot in the eyeball today?
No? Ok, just me then. Is this part of the Jeffrey Toobin schtick? Posted by: Gunslinger at June 10, 2021 04:28 PM (R2gO3) 168
> Why is Jeffrey Toobin being rehabilitated?
Tired of watching Tater fumbling around trying to find his dick. Posted by: flounder at June 10, 2021 04:28 PM (KnJdm) 169
Did anybody watch that?
Posted by: m at June 10, 2021 04:28 PM (Y3SPi) 170
Toobin' on a sunny afternoon...
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2021 04:28 PM (wX0ke) 171
Sometimes you feel like a...
Theoretically, sometimes you don't. Posted by: klaftern at June 10, 2021 04:28 PM (r4sI4) 172
Never believe polls far from an election. They are getting paid for an answer.
Never believe polls near an election. They are getting paid then, too. Posted by: Oldcat at June 10, 2021 04:28 PM (eoQWY) 173
Japan loves Biden more because Trump over fed the Koi.
Posted by: Just a side note Actually, Shinzo Abe, former Japanese PM, had a very good relationship with Donald Trump. Donald was standing up to N. Korea, who had been threatening Japan with missile attacks. Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 10, 2021 04:29 PM (vcOmj) 174
172 Never believe polls far from an election. They are getting paid for an answer.
Never believe polls near an election. They are getting paid then, too. Posted by: Oldcat at June 10, 2021 04:28 PM (eoQWY) What about equidistant polls? Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 10, 2021 04:29 PM (z5Vrg) 175
Jeffrey Toobin, Jen Rubin
There are poems to be made. Posted by: m at June 10, 2021 04:29 PM (Y3SPi) 176
That poll is nothing but BS propaganda. But If it's accurate I have just become a extreme isolationist.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 04:29 PM (2DOZq) Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 10, 2021 04:29 PM (vcOmj) 178
Now having watched the video, I am struck by the smarmy shamelessness, the light-hearted faux 'remorse' of that asshole. I feel how _desperate_ he is to get his fucking face back on TV. Can't he find some better way to pay his bills, one that doesn't involve videoing his talking head?
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at June 10, 2021 04:30 PM (qpX6U) 179
Why didn't Alisyn mention how small his penis is?
Posted by: wth at June 10, 2021 04:30 PM (v0R5T) 180
> Maybe ask him why he f***ed a colleague's young daughter and the pressured her to have an abortion.
Eh... she was a Yale Law graduate when they met, and was 34 when the baby was born. Let's not exaggerate. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 10, 2021 04:30 PM (G15ac) 181
117
In 2016 during the campaign, I was talking to a Brit co worker of mine who had come over for a training thing. He was all of Trump wins the world will be a disaster. I asked him why and he went on to list every idiotic left wing talking point you would find on Vox or MSNBC. And he was by no means some oddball. That is how they think and tall their media pound this shit into them day after day. The BBC makes NPR look right wing. Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 10, 2021 04:30 PM (LEQCI) 182
70% of whores polled love their new pimp.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 10, 2021 04:30 PM (xEIoY) 183
They put him back on ? Clown network indeed.
Posted by: runner at June 10, 2021 04:30 PM (V13WU) Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 10, 2021 04:30 PM (3H9h1) Posted by: DB- just DB. Welcome to the Summer Of Science at June 10, 2021 04:31 PM (iTXRQ) 186
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 10, 2021 04:29 PM (vcOmj)
Did that not come across as sarcasm? Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 04:31 PM (2DOZq) 187
There really is no shame in this country anymore, is there?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 10, 2021 04:27 PM (2JVJo) Don't even get me started on my cousin's kid posting pictures of himself in the bathtub with his boyfriend. Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 10, 2021 04:31 PM (Ez6QX) 188
Try outs for the OLimbics.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 10, 2021 04:31 PM (QDG3d) 189
>>>. Can't he find some better way to pay his bills, one that doesn't involve videoing his talking head?
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at June 10, 2021 04:30 PM (qpX6U) ------------------- Yes, but then, he would have to work. Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 04:31 PM (SjHwm) 190
Now having watched the video, I am struck by the smarmy shamelessness, the light-hearted faux 'remorse' of that asshole. I feel how _desperate_ he is to get his fucking face back on TV. Can't he find some better way to pay his bills, one that doesn't involve videoing his talking head?
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at June 10, 2021 04:30 PM (qpX6U) I can understand *his* wish to get back on. I cant' understand why CNN would want to get back. Certainly there is some other shit lawyer that can do Toobin's job of lying on air without jacking off. Posted by: Oldcat at June 10, 2021 04:31 PM (eoQWY) 191
Well, Alisyin, it was hard and it was a sticky situation but I came through it...
Posted by: Jeffery Toobin at June 10, 2021 04:31 PM (kNelL) 192
Oh well, he has no shame, CNN has no shame. Another day ending in Y. No more fucks to give.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 10, 2021 04:31 PM (bSk6g) 193
I'm so old I remember they told me that if Trump was elected he was going to start a bunch of wars.
And then they impeached him for not starting ANY. Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2021 04:31 PM (DpkTQ) 194
You know, you just _know_, that he and Camerota were yukking it up about the whole story just before they shot the segment. She probably asked him to whip it out for laffs.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at June 10, 2021 04:31 PM (qpX6U) 195
Jeffrey Toobin, Jen Rubin
There are poems to be made. Posted by: m at June 10, 2021 04:29 PM (Y3SPi) Rubin' the Toobin... Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 10, 2021 04:31 PM (AiZBA) 196
but the numbers are ridiculous 70% of these Countries now have a positive view of America and only 20% did under Trump? BS
All polls are slanted to advance the preferred narrative. They have no bearing on anyone's actual opinion on anything. Posted by: hawkpilot at June 10, 2021 04:32 PM (r42yH) 197
Hire Weiner?
Diabolically complicated phrasing in the job description as yet unsettled. The old thesaurus overheated. Posted by: klaftern at June 10, 2021 04:32 PM (r4sI4) Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 04:32 PM (2DOZq) 199
CNN must be desperate for "talent"! His tits aren't enough to bring in any serious viewership.
Posted by: Unkaren at June 10, 2021 04:32 PM (vGJY7) 200
Did that not come across as sarcasm?
Posted by: Just a side note Yes... But...I countered with reality. Which in a way, is the finest kind of sarcasm. Or....is it? Am I bullshitting you know? Can you tell? Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 10, 2021 04:32 PM (vcOmj) 201
It wasn't like real jerking. I was jerking ironically.
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at June 10, 2021 04:32 PM (sWM8x) 202
Remember folks, some drunk guy pissing in an alley deserves a lifetime on the sex offender list...but Jeff Toobin should be back on TV. Well, as long as it is only head shots.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2021 04:33 PM (DpkTQ) 203
"So Jeff, why were you choking the chicken in the Zoom meeting?"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 04:33 PM (guGkK) 204
life would be ecstasy
wankin' off endlessly Tooooo- bi~in' Posted by: DB- just DB. Welcome to the Summer Of Science at June 10, 2021 04:31 PM (iTXRQ) Dang. And i really liked that song. Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2021 04:33 PM (axyOa) 205
CNN finds the bottom of the barrel and keeps scraping.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2021 04:33 PM (M8vjL) 206
That poll is nothing but BS propaganda. But If it's accurate I have just become a extreme isolationist.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 04:29 PM (2DOZq) They've run that same poll since 1970 if a Republican is in office it says everyone hates us and if a Democrat then everyone loves us. Posted by: Oldcat at June 10, 2021 04:33 PM (eoQWY) 207
Well, Alisyin, it was hard and it was a sticky situation but I came through it...
Posted by: Jeffery Toobin And we were all pulling for you!!! Posted by: This, sadly, is CNN at June 10, 2021 04:33 PM (VYjdj) Posted by: Muldoon at June 10, 2021 04:33 PM (m45I2) 209
but the numbers are ridiculous 70% of these Countries now have a positive view of America and only 20% did under Trump? BS Same exact bullshit we heard in 2009. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 10, 2021 04:33 PM (kqCSX) Posted by: pep at June 10, 2021 04:33 PM (v16oJ) 211
Jerking off on Zoom is not cool. What about Teams and WebEx? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 10, 2021 04:33 PM (LEQCI) 212
***
but Jeff Toobin should be back on TV. Well, as long as it is only head shots. Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2021 04:33 PM (DpkTQ) Eww, Posted by: LASue at June 10, 2021 04:34 PM (Ed8Zd) 213
Did Ace already cover the Emilia Clarke comic book? Apparently her heroine Mom of Madness derives her superrrr power from her period.
Stunning. Brave. https://bit.ly/3cxEXRI Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2021 04:34 PM (YYlyE) Posted by: wth at June 10, 2021 04:34 PM (v0R5T) 215
Bill Clinton was diddling an intern with a cigar in the Oval Office and the Left still demanded he be worshipped. Toobin is a piker by comparison.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 04:34 PM (2DOZq) 216
Toobin is disgusting.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2021 04:34 PM (TdMsT) 217
Jerking off on Zoom is not cool. What about Teams and WebEx? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Joe XiDen Well, Teams is Microsoft, so that just wouldn't work. Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 10, 2021 04:34 PM (vcOmj) 218
There once was a commie named Toobin
Who fetishized Jennifer Rubin While speaking on Zoom, He pulled out his boom And lowered it without any lubin'. Not Muldoon quality, I know. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 10, 2021 04:34 PM (G15ac) 219
After speaking with my colleagues after that unfortunate incident, they realized it was not intended for them.
Posted by: Jeff Toobin at June 10, 2021 04:35 PM (V13WU) 220
You never know where your next spurt of inspiration is coming from.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 04:35 PM (guGkK) 221
>Dang. And i really liked that song.
Posted by: Diogenes hey- somebody upthread started it- I just piled on! Posted by: DB- just DB. Welcome to the Summer Of Science at June 10, 2021 04:35 PM (iTXRQ) 222
And we were all pulling for you!!!
**** Yes, that situation could have easily gotten out of hand. Posted by: Muldoon at June 10, 2021 04:35 PM (m45I2) 223
In a sane and just world, Toobin would be subjected to endless mocking every time he appeared on TV by his guests. I'd do it for the lols.
Sit down with a bottle of lotion and a box of Kleenex right across from him, for example, and offer them to him every few minutes. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 10, 2021 04:35 PM (HaL55) 224
I didn't say Jeff Toobin has a wart on his penis, I said it felt like it.
Posted by: Alisyn Camerota at June 10, 2021 04:35 PM (sWM8x) 225
Undoubtedly it was the stress of enduring the oppression of the Bad Orange Man.
Posted by: ShainS at June 10, 2021 04:35 PM (BItge) Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 10, 2021 04:35 PM (QDG3d) 227
Did Ace already cover the Emilia Clarke comic book? Apparently her heroine Mom of Madness derives her superrrr power from her period.
Stunning. Brave. *** Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2021 I never knew cramping and bloating was a super power. I guess its all in the way one looks at life. Posted by: LASue at June 10, 2021 04:35 PM (Ed8Zd) 228
Jerking off on Zoom is not cool. What about Teams and WebEx? Asking for a friend.
Depends...is your friend an attractive female? As long as no encryption I'm going to go with a thumbs up here. Don't worry I don't need a name, I can just pull up your social connections. Oh wait, you meant yourself. Please don't make me watch that again. Posted by: Bob from the NSA at June 10, 2021 04:35 PM (DpkTQ) 229
Don't even get me started on my cousin's kid posting pictures of himself in the bathtub with his boyfriend.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 10, 2021 04:31 PM (Ez6QX) Oh, God. That's just. . . **throws up hands in despair** Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 10, 2021 04:36 PM (2JVJo) 230
Begun the jerking off jokes have.
Posted by: Yoda at June 10, 2021 04:36 PM (v16oJ) 231
>>>213 Did Ace already cover the Emilia Clarke comic book? Apparently her heroine Mom of Madness derives her superrrr power from her period.
oh thanks, no I didn't cover it, but I forgot about it. Maybe I'll write that one up for tomorrow. Posted by: Adam Schiff at June 10, 2021 04:36 PM (0G13K) 232
I was thinking of them, some of them, but it was not intended for ALL of them. Just a select few with refined taste and a sense of adventure.
Posted by: Jeff Toobin at June 10, 2021 04:36 PM (V13WU) 233
The rest of CNN's anchors are jerk-offs, so Toobin is a good fit.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 10, 2021 04:36 PM (QU5/8) Posted by: Unkaren at June 10, 2021 04:36 PM (vGJY7) 235
So...Pee Wee Herman is held to a higher standard then one of the biggest names in TV News.
Makes sense right? Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2021 04:36 PM (DpkTQ) 236
> How old was he?
45 when the baby was born. Sorry, I just can't get all that worked up about a 45 year old banging a 36 year old. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 10, 2021 04:37 PM (G15ac) 237
Stop breathing my air, you miserable cnn fucks.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 10, 2021 04:37 PM (wAnMi) 238
COD Warzone trailer:
-strong accent bad guy -jump/slammy music (do not know the name for it, honestly.) -dragons? Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2021 04:37 PM (csEWM) 239
Newsboy tells me they love and respect us now while they laughed at Trump.
_________ Yeah, because having a senile old crook as president is so much more respectable than having a mentally competent businessman. And that's probably why the Guatemalans were yelling "Trump won!" at Kamaltoe the other day. The "respect" was just oozing out of those foreigners! Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 10, 2021 04:38 PM (k4dH2) 240
I can't look at him now without getting the creepy vibe.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 10, 2021 04:38 PM (NpAcC) 241
There once was a commie named Toobin
Who fetishized Jennifer Rubin While speaking on Zoom, He pulled out his boom And lowered it without any lubin'. Not Muldoon quality, I know. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 10, 2021 04:34 PM (G15ac) Nah, man, that was gold! Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not a Beardy Leftist at June 10, 2021 04:38 PM (xPJvm) 242
It all started when I felt a bit discombobulated, pressured if you will. Then, as we all do I am sure, I pictured them naked. As I was instructed way back in journalism school.
Posted by: Jeff Toobin at June 10, 2021 04:38 PM (V13WU) 243
Well, Alisyin, it was hard and it was a sticky situation but I came through it...
Posted by: Jeffery Toobin And we were all pulling for you!!! Posted by: This, sadly, is CNN at June 10, 2021 04:33 PM (VYjdj) Although we are taking a pounding. Posted by: CNN at June 10, 2021 04:38 PM (v0R5T) 244
The CPI is doing a doing a Toobin, all right. Over all our faces. Red hot CPI May CPI. Overall was 5% and core was 3.8%. Goods were 6%. I'm going to check ShadowStats, which calculates the pre-1980 and pre-1992 CPI figures when he updates them. But don't worry, this is transitory, the Fed says. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 04:38 PM (Mzdiz) 245
Holy crap. Ace is Adam Schiff...
Posted by: hawkpilot at June 10, 2021 04:38 PM (r42yH) 246
Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2021
----------- How are your pepper plants doing, did you get them to come around? Posted by: dartist at June 10, 2021 04:38 PM (+ya+t) 247
> I never knew cramping and bloating was a super power. I guess its all in the way one looks at life.
Direct quote from the article, "'When Maya is scared, she goes invisible, when she's angry, she has superhuman strength. She can swing like Spider-Man from her armpit hair,' Clarke says" Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2021 04:38 PM (YYlyE) 248
Bee-Bop a Toobin
Well now he's the one that's got that beat He's the Monkey with the flyin' feet He's the one that hides behind the door He's the one that cries more more more! Posted by: Michael the Texan at June 10, 2021 04:39 PM (JDmP3) 249
oh thanks, no I didn't cover it, but I forgot about it. Maybe I'll write that one up for tomorrow.
Posted by: Adam Schiff at June 10, 2021 04:36 PM (0G13K) ace is Adam Schiff!!!!! So THAT is what is under all the hair! Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2021 04:39 PM (csEWM) 250
Toobin's next reporting story will be about the overturned military ship where seaman being dumped out all over the place.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 04:39 PM (2DOZq) 251
If I hadn't been kicked off of twatter, I'd get kicked off of twatter.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 10, 2021 04:39 PM (wAnMi) 252
So...Pee Wee Herman is held to a higher standard then one of the biggest names in TV News.
Makes sense right? Posted by: 18-1 Paul Rubens was a Toobin' Late night at a movie It was paradise by the porno movie light Late night at a movie Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 10, 2021 04:39 PM (vcOmj) 253
Sorry, I just can't get all that worked up about a 45 year old banging a 36 year old.
Roy Moore was 38 when he married his 24 year old wife. The FNM told me that made him a pedophile. Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2021 04:39 PM (DpkTQ) 254
Aretha wants to know who's zooming who.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 10, 2021 04:39 PM (3H9h1) Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at June 10, 2021 04:39 PM (4I/2K) 256
I actually have three Toobin limericks in the archives. I like this one:
Co-workers With Benefits - a limerick At CNN the pundits are woke Their benefits package sure ain't a joke Their health plan is the best So Toobin put it to the test But wasn't covered when he had his big stroke! Posted by: Muldoon at June 10, 2021 04:40 PM (m45I2) Posted by: Jimco Industries at June 10, 2021 04:40 PM (buTO7) 258
@181
The only way to assess and size up a Brit is to Voight-Kampff, them... "Tell me all the things that come to your mind when I mention the words, Margaret Thatcher?" Literally works 100 pct of the time. Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 10, 2021 04:40 PM (9jFYd) 259
Did Ace already cover the Emilia Clarke comic book? Apparently her heroine Mom of Madness derives her superrrr power from her period.
Stunning. Brave. *** Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2021 I never knew cramping and bloating was a super power. I guess its all in the way one looks at life. Posted by: LASue Her powers peak....on Summer's Eve!!! Posted by: just the punchline at June 10, 2021 04:40 PM (VYjdj) 260
Holy crap. Ace is Adam Schiff...
Posted by: hawkpilot at June 10, 2021 04:38 PM (r42yH) You're kidding. After all those gainzzzz he can't have a pencil neck. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 10, 2021 04:40 PM (cSyAR) Posted by: Kamala at June 10, 2021 04:40 PM (uEbPt) 262
I tried very hard not to disrupt the flow of conversation. I tried to be discreet. I completely understand that seeing me jerk off would have made a few of my dear colleagues a bit uncomfortable.
Posted by: Jeff Toobin at June 10, 2021 04:40 PM (V13WU) 263
>>> Holy crap. Ace is Adam Schiff...
Posted by: hawkpilot at June 10, 2021 04:38 PM (r42yH) This would only hit somewhere in the top 50-60 of the unbelievable crap that actually occurred in the past 12 months. Posted by: banana Dream at June 10, 2021 04:40 PM (fpNLg) 264
Direct quote from the article, "'When Maya is scared, she goes invisible, when she's angry, she has superhuman strength. She can swing like Spider-Man from her armpit hair,' Clarke says"
Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2021 04:38 PM (YYlyE) I never got the love for wanting to swing like spiderman. Flying, people! Just Fly. That is just odd thoughts for superpowers. Trying to be original and just coming up weird. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2021 04:40 PM (csEWM) 265
BREAKING: In an homage to Jeffrey Toobin, ZZ Top has rewritten the lyrics to, and re-released, the new hit single "Toob Steak Boogie."
Posted by: ShainS at June 10, 2021 04:41 PM (29FdR) 266
Sorry, I just can't get all that worked up about a 45 year old banging a 36 year old.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 10, 2021 04:37 PM (G15ac) I thought you said she was 34 . Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 04:41 PM (2DOZq) 267
> How are your pepper plants doing, did you get them to come around?
Thanks for asking! They were root bound, so I dunked their roots in water and teased out the tangles. I re-potted them in 5 gallon buckets. So far they're looking just a bit better, although a couple turned greener than the Hulk overnight. Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2021 04:41 PM (YYlyE) 268
Direct quote from the article, "'When Maya is scared, she goes invisible, when she's angry, she has superhuman strength. She can swing like Spider-Man from her armpit hair,' Clarke says"
Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2021 04:38 PM (YYlyE) Isn't this chick basically famous for showing her tits on Game of Thrones? Why is she writing comic books with disgusting content? Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 10, 2021 04:41 PM (Ez6QX) 269
Any truth to the rumor that Fleshlite will be the big corporate sponsor for Toobin's new show?
Posted by: Obligatory at June 10, 2021 04:41 PM (DpkTQ) 270
I mean the therapy and working at a food bank are a good start.
But the guy really should have been required to attend Wanger Management classes, in my opinion. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 10, 2021 04:42 PM (CTL5u) 271
hiya
Posted by: JT at June 10, 2021 04:42 PM (arJlL) 272
Her powers peak....on Summer's Eve!!!
Posted by: just the punchline at June 10, 2021 04:40 PM (VYjdj) *golfclap* Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2021 04:42 PM (csEWM) 273
The cringe replies to the tweet by adoring Toobin and CNN fans are painful to read. Democrats, the left, progs, whatever the hell they are, are two-faced and dishonest as hell. And yet the punditry and elected officials/"brains" on the right debate those dishonest arguments as valid and worthwhile albeit perhaps innocently misguided. THAT is why America is doomed.
Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at June 10, 2021 04:43 PM (Lozsj) 274
Did Ace already cover the Emilia Clarke comic book? Apparently her heroine Mom of Madness derives her superrrr power from her period.
Stunning. Brave. *** Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2021 I never knew cramping and bloating was a super power. I guess its all in the way one looks at life. Posted by: LASue Time to send forth....The Tampon of Truth!!!....ewwwwww Posted by: just the punchline at June 10, 2021 04:43 PM (VYjdj) 275
And not a big deal to me but he was 49 when the baby was born.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 04:43 PM (2DOZq) 276
He was the jerk boy in Sons of Anarchy.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 10, 2021 04:43 PM (QDG3d) 277
Isn't this chick basically famous for showing her tits on Game of Thrones? Why is she writing comic books with disgusting content?
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 10, 2021 04:41 PM (Ez6QX) --- I'm thinking coke was involved at some point. Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2021 04:43 PM (wX0ke) 278
I don't always choke the chubby on Zoom, but when I do it's at CNN.
Posted by: The Most Interesting Masturbator in the World at June 10, 2021 04:44 PM (v0R5T) 279
hiya
Posted by: JT This becomes very suspicious. JT doesn't stand for "Jeffrey Toobin", does it? Inquiring minds want to know. Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 10, 2021 04:44 PM (vcOmj) 280
Not Muldoon quality, I know.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 10, 2021 04:34 PM (G15ac) That was very good. I liked it. Posted by: Michael the Texan at June 10, 2021 04:44 PM (JDmP3) 281
"Trying to be original and just coming up weird."
She's hoping it will sell on name-recognition alone. She didn't even draw the thing herself. It was put together by her "team of creatives." Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at June 10, 2021 04:44 PM (qpX6U) 282
Isn't this chick basically famous for showing her tits on Game of Thrones? Why is she writing comic books with disgusting content?
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 10, 2021 04:41 PM (Ez6QX) Professor Tosspot, IIRC, calls her 'Eyebrow acting woman'. He also mentioned that , eh, well this is a family blog. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2021 04:44 PM (csEWM) 283
Don't tell me, let me guess. He jerked off because of Trump.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 10, 2021 04:45 PM (BJKQV) 284
Just saw that the George H.W. Bush Foundation just took a $5M donation from the Chicoms. Bushes are bought and paid for by the Chicoms. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 04:45 PM (Mzdiz) 285
Rehabilitating someone ridiculous like Toobin is supposed to read like Jesus going around healing the sick. See, the Left can perform miracles too.
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2021 04:45 PM (uEbPt) 286
hiya
Posted by: JT This becomes very suspicious. JT doesn't stand for "Jeffrey Toobin", does it? Inquiring minds want to know. Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet NOPE ! Posted by: JT at June 10, 2021 04:45 PM (arJlL) 287
Don't tell me, let me guess. He jerked off because of Trump.
Posted by: 29Victor Don't we all, one way or another? Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 10, 2021 04:45 PM (vcOmj) 288
But don't worry, this is transitory, the Fed says.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 04:38 PM What does Powell think will stop the transitory inflation? Why wasn't inflation transitory in the early 80s with Reagan and Voelker? Posted by: clutch at June 10, 2021 04:45 PM (9UmRs) 289
And we were all pulling for you!!!
**** Yes, that situation could have easily gotten out of hand. Posted by: Muldoon at June 10, 2021 04:35 PM (m45I2), *** Think success. Aim high! Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2021 04:45 PM (axyOa) 290
Alright, people. Now that we've all been making jerk off jokes for an hour, I'm gonna go make dinner.
Jerk Chicken, I guess. I'll check in later. Posted by: hawkpilot at June 10, 2021 04:46 PM (r42yH) 291
His new book, Sorry Did Not Mean To Spurt On You.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 10, 2021 04:46 PM (QDG3d) 292
>>They were root bound, so I dunked their roots in water and teased out the tangles. I re-potted them in 5 gallon buckets. So far they're looking just a bit better, although a couple turned greener than the Hulk overnight.
Keep soil temps above 56 - 60 degrees and they should stay happy. Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 04:46 PM (LDE9x) 293
>>> Isn't this chick basically famous for showing her tits on Game of Thrones? Why is she writing comic books with disgusting content?
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 10, 2021 04:41 PM (Ez6QX) Out of the whole list of things "showing her tits" is the only real and verifiable superpower. Although, not exclusively possessed by Massen Girl or whatever her super name is. Posted by: banana Dream at June 10, 2021 04:47 PM (fpNLg) 294
Bushes are bought and paid for by the Chicoms.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear You pretty smaht, roundeyes. We come for you soon! Posted by: Chinese Checkers Intelligence Bureau at June 10, 2021 04:47 PM (vcOmj) 295
They were root bound, so I dunked their roots in water and teased out the tangles. I re-potted them in 5 gallon buckets. So far they're looking just a bit better, although a couple turned greener than the Hulk overnight.
--------- Nice! I'm glad they're coming around. It's a fair amount of work to care for the damn things from seeds so it sucks when things go south. Continued good luck! Posted by: dartist at June 10, 2021 04:47 PM (+ya+t) Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 10, 2021 04:47 PM (CTL5u) 297
But don't worry, this is transitory, the Fed says.
I guess they're basing Fed policy on Ozymandias now. Posted by: pep at June 10, 2021 04:47 PM (v16oJ) 298
>>What does Powell think will stop the transitory inflation?
The Dollar losing 100% of its value. Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 04:47 PM (LDE9x) 299
IQ 90 for Toobin. Or less. That's serious chimp in a cage in a zoo level of thinking. "I'm bored...guess I'll jerk it....maybe fling it at some one." - Tube In 2021. Posted by: naturalfake at June 10, 2021 04:47 PM (EERbD) 300
Did Ace already cover the Emilia Clarke comic book? Apparently her heroine Mom of Madness derives her superrrr power from her period.
Stunning. Brave. *** Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2021 ------- Old and Busted PMS: Pre-Menstrual Syndrome. New Hotness PMS: Post-Menstrual Superpower. Posted by: ShainS at June 10, 2021 04:48 PM (29FdR) 301
...also, High Nitrogen while they are in Vegetative Growth.
Composted Chicken Shit made into a tea works great. Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 04:48 PM (LDE9x) 302
But don't worry, this is transitory, the Fed says.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 04:38 PM Weimar hyper-inflation only lasted two years, so that was transitory too. Posted by: Chuck C at June 10, 2021 04:49 PM (aViol) 303
Meanwhile, James and Kathryn Murdoch gave $20 million to the Biden campaign and political organizations supporting his campaign. Additionally, they gave at least another $25 million through a personal foundation (and perhaps even considerably more) used to support Democrat initiatives in Climate change, voting rights etc.
So just keep watching Fox, and James can keep giving to the totalitarian left. https://tinyurl.com/kprek7pk Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 10, 2021 04:49 PM (Zny85) 304
>> Apparently her heroine Mom of Madness derives her superrrr power from her period.
You fucking did it! Posted by: Zombie RBG at June 10, 2021 04:49 PM (LDE9x) 305
Wax on, whacks off
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2021 04:49 PM (OaZlZ) 306
Here's a picture of my poor root bound pepper after I pulled it from its cup.
https://bit.ly/3wcXR8d Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2021 04:49 PM (YYlyE) 307
Ryan Long or somebody should do a skit where Toobin is trying to negotiate his new salary to return to his old job.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 10, 2021 04:50 PM (yL25O) 308
IQ 100 for Obama. Very very average. Probably has never read a book all the way through in his life. Just read then mimicked the NYT reviews. Couldn't even make it all the way though a policy paper so he had to have a Y/N checklist. Not a complete idiot...just meh. Posted by: naturalfake at June 10, 2021 04:51 PM (EERbD) 309
Whose daughter would want to do the nasty with that dude??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2021 04:51 PM (KZzsI) 310
Root Bound and Down - Jerry Reed (197
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 04:51 PM (LDE9x) 311
> Nice! I'm glad they're coming around. It's a fair amount of work to care for the damn things from seeds so it sucks when things go south. Continued good luck!
Thanks! Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2021 04:51 PM (YYlyE) 312
Never scratch the back of your hand while getting a haircut. Don't ask me how I know this.
Posted by: Javems at June 10, 2021 04:52 PM (OeaA3) 313
I don't always masturbate on Zoom but when I do I get rehabilitated.
-j. Toobin Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 10, 2021 04:52 PM (cSyAR) 314
IQ 100 for Obama.
Very very average. Probably has never read a book all the way through in his life. Just read then mimicked the NYT reviews. ==== Never could buy a book...but if I wanted a gun, shit...I could buy those all day long. Posted by: Barry O'Fuckstick at June 10, 2021 04:52 PM (iydjf) 315
309 Whose daughter would want to do the nasty with that dude??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2021 04:51 PM (KZzsI) If she thought he was rich and "cultured", sure. Love is blind, so maybe teh sechs can be too? Posted by: Thrawn at June 10, 2021 04:52 PM (a+Mub) 316
Did Ace already cover the Emilia Clarke comic book? Apparently her heroine Mom of Madness derives her superrrr power from her period.
Stunning. Brave. ... This is the antithesis of Austin Power's fembots. Posted by: TexasDan at June 10, 2021 04:52 PM (yL25O) 317
>> What does Powell think will stop the transitory inflation?
There's no inflation. Therefore, there is nothing to stop. That's the Fed's position. The Fed cannot stop inflation now. If they did (by tightening and making interest rates rise), the would destroy the federal govt, now at $28T in debt. As it becomes clear that inflation is ripping, the market will try to force rates to rise. The Fed will not allow this, and will print to keep them down. You know what this will lead to, of course. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 04:52 PM (Mzdiz) 318
" Here's a picture of my poor root bound pepper after I pulled it from its cup. "
That sounds dirty. Posted by: Guy who thinks everything sounds dirty. at June 10, 2021 04:53 PM (Tnijr) 319
Here's a picture of my poor root bound pepper after I pulled it from its cup.
https://bit.ly/3wcXR8d Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2021 04:49 PM (YYlyE *** Over 300 comments about Toobin's tubin' ? Theres no way I'm checking on any picture. Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2021 04:53 PM (axyOa) 320
@JackPosobiec
BREAKING: Labour Party member comments "At least Trump was attentive," says Biden can't keep up with G7 events or follow note cards, per WH official to @HumanEvents https://tinyurl.com/yjzrhzpx Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2021 04:53 PM (cF8AT) 321
Care to inspect my assault weapon Ali? Careful it has a tendency to spontaneously misfire.
Posted by: Jeffery lub'in Toobin at June 10, 2021 04:53 PM (BVTOw) 322
Trans-inflation? Don't worry, it's worse than it sounds.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 10, 2021 04:53 PM (uhPTO) 323
The inflation is transitory meaning it identifies as Not Inflation.
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2021 04:53 PM (uEbPt) 324
All the smug virtuous "I couldn't care less what Toobin does" on the right misses a larger point. Aside from being strange for thinking that jerking off in a public business meeting is a-ok, they muss that this guy pompously represents the left and its self-righteous judgement of everything not left of center. The scumbag deserves Siberia.
Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at June 10, 2021 04:53 PM (Lozsj) 325
bonhomme cut vertical slices to break up roots and plant, it will be fine.
Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2021 04:54 PM (Cxk7w) 326
trying to normalize unacceptable behavior. very Hollywood of them.
Posted by: runner at June 10, 2021 04:54 PM (V13WU) 327
Why is she writing comic books with disgusting content?
I'll take this in two parts 1) Writing comic books because that's all the big 2 are interested in lately: celebrity authors who work cheap and draw attention to the books that cannot survive on their story or art. 2) disgusting content because that's all her soul knows. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2021 04:54 PM (KZzsI) 328
publius, how soon does the Fed start floating the idea of VAT?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2021 04:54 PM (M8vjL) 329
> As it becomes clear that inflation is ripping, the market will try to force rates to rise. The Fed will not allow this, and will print to keep them down.
That's probably why E Warren and others are starting to call for shutting down Bitcoin. No lifeboats allowed to the plebs. Bezos and people like him already own bolt holes all over the world. New Zealand apparently has a bunch of luxury bunkers. Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2021 04:54 PM (YYlyE) 330
BREAKING: Labour Party member comments "At least Trump was attentive," says Biden can't keep up with G7 events or follow note cards, per WH official to
@HumanEvents ==== C'mon, man..:what do they expect out of an advanced dementia patient??? Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 10, 2021 04:54 PM (iydjf) 331
This is the funniest thing in the internet as of now
"her face looks like Bigfoot ironed an old catcher's mitt." Posted by: Y5 at June 10, 2021 04:55 PM (uq7N2) 332
Repotting root bound stuff is pretty easy. Put it in a much bigger pot, crunch and break up the roots on the bottom before planting. It will take care of its self from there, and grow enormously as a result. Water lots when you first plant.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2021 04:55 PM (KZzsI) 333
I was reading the other day. The Fed has now become infested with Woke SJWs like every other American institution. They see their mission as social policy, now. I'm not joking. The SJWs want the Fed to use monetary policy for social justice. Pretty soon you'll see a tranny as Fed Chairman. J-Pow may be going hormones as we speak. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 04:55 PM (Mzdiz) 334
264 I never got the love for wanting to swing like spiderman. Flying, people! Just Fly.
it's interesting that spider man never balloons like a spider. https://en.wikipedia.org/ wiki/Ballooning_(spider) Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 10, 2021 04:55 PM (sGtp+) 335
> bonhomme cut vertical slices to break up roots and plant, it will be fine.
I dunked the roots and dirt (coco coir and perlite actually) in water and teased out the roots. Your way is probably quicker but I think it worked. Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2021 04:56 PM (YYlyE) 336
51 Anyone else getting a shot in the eyeball today?
No? Ok, just me then. Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 10, 2021 04:08 PM Week after next. Hurts, don't it? Posted by: huerfano kinda drastic way to hide track marks. Try between the toes instead. Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2021 04:56 PM (oEn12) 337
Maybe Toobin is being resurrected as part of the more general program to gaslight, degrade and weaken society. We're being told he's not that bad, like we're being told that eating bugs and burning cities is normal. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 10, 2021 04:56 PM (kceAx) 338
Meanwhile, James and Kathryn Murdoch gave $20 million to the Biden campaign and political organizations supporting his campaign. Additionally, they gave at least another $25 million through a personal foundation (and perhaps even considerably more) used to support Democrat initiatives in Climate change, voting rights etc.
So just keep watching Fox, and James can keep giving to the totalitarian left. https://tinyurl.com/kprek7pk Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 10, 2021 04:49 PM (Zny85) Meanwhile people like my idiot leftwing brother discount everything on fox (and everything that shows left policies for what they are ) as right wing propaganda. Posted by: LASue at June 10, 2021 04:57 PM (Ed8Zd) Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 04:57 PM (LDE9x) 340
330 BREAKING: Labour Party member comments "At least Trump was attentive,"
says Biden can't keep up with G7 events or follow note cards, per WH official to @HumanEvents ==== C'mon, man..:what do they expect out of an advanced dementia patient??? is dr. jill keeping up? Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 10, 2021 04:57 PM (v3pYe) 341
BREAKING: Labour Party member comments "At least Trump was attentive,"
says Biden can't keep up with G7 events or follow note cards, per WH official to@HumanEvents But no mean tweets, eh what old chap? Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 10, 2021 04:58 PM (HaL55) 342
it's interesting that spider man never balloons like a spider
He has made some parachute type stuff, but not like that. Probably because it would be basically impossible to sell, even for an Indian Bollywood director. When you way a centigram, its not hard to see how webbing could float you, but if you're like 185lbs, that's not gonna work. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2021 04:58 PM (KZzsI) 343
This is the funniest thing in the internet as of now
"her face looks like Bigfoot ironed an old catcher's mitt." Posted by: Y5 at June 10, 2021 04:55 PM (uq7N2) confederate fifth (?) kept repeating that last night. Heels Up? Posted by: LASue at June 10, 2021 04:58 PM (Ed8Zd) 344
51 Anyone else getting a shot in the eyeball today? No? Ok, just me then. Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 10, 2021 04:08 PM AREDS 2 is your friend Posted by: Javems at June 10, 2021 04:58 PM (OeaA3) 345
327 1) Writing comic books because that's all the big 2 are interested in
lately: celebrity authors who work cheap and draw attention to the books that cannot survive on their story or art. i've been reliably informed that the reason people write comic books these days is to get an offer of a series from netflix. Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 10, 2021 04:58 PM (v3pYe) 346
BREAKING: Labour Party member comments "At least Trump was attentive," says Biden can't keep up with G7 events or follow note cards, per WH official to
@HumanEvents == WH to denounce Labour Party as racist dog pony soldiers Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2021 04:58 PM (oEn12) 347
Here's a picture of my poor root bound pepper after I pulled it from its cup.
https://bit.ly/3wcXR8d --------- Looking pretty good otherwise. Looks like little peppers growing on it too. Posted by: dartist at June 10, 2021 04:58 PM (+ya+t) 348
BREAKING: Labour Party member comments "At least Trump was attentive," says Biden can't keep up with G7 events or follow note cards, per WH official to
@HumanEvents --- This new guy, he's... *waves hand* different. Posted by: Fantastic Mr. Fox at June 10, 2021 04:59 PM (uhPTO) 349
Sneaking up on someone jacking off (a tradition in our culture) does not really show a sign of bravery in war.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 04:59 PM (yrol0) Posted by: Jewells45 at June 10, 2021 04:59 PM (bSk6g) 351
I wonder if Joe got any new Labour Party material to plagiarize.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 10, 2021 05:00 PM (iydjf) 352
I don't feel like I'm that old, but I can't imagine this conversation taking place between, say, Barbara Walters and Sam Donaldson... EVER. Donaldson would be DONE. Gone. Managing a McDonalds somewhere, hoping to God no one ever discovered what self-imposed witness protection plan he'd set up for himself.
And here we are, talking on-air about masturbating during a meeting with colleagues, mere weeks after the event, with a chortle and oopsie frivolity. What the hell kind of planet is this? Posted by: red speck at June 10, 2021 05:00 PM (gS3OW) 353
This new guy, he's...
*waves hand* different. Posted by: Fantastic Mr. Fox at June 10, 2021 04:59 PM (uhPTO) I really love that movie and appreciate the reference. Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2021 05:00 PM (YYlyE) 354
Was that wrong?
Should I not have done that? Posted by: The Costanza Defense at June 10, 2021 05:00 PM (0x4LE) 355
i've been reliably informed that the reason people write comic books these days is to get an offer of a series from netflix.
Yeah nobody writes comics because they want a career writing comics. They view it as a step toward their preferred career, like working in the mail room. Its ruined comics, along with a lot of other problems. They're not profitable, all they are is an idea factory for the movies. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2021 05:00 PM (KZzsI) 356
Does anyone else notice that almost every commercial is a black family, black guy, or black girl. They are really going full bore on this BLM crap and trying to shove it down our throats.
Posted by: PinkLady at June 10, 2021 05:00 PM (g+GOS) 357
Here's my reading for the week:
When Money Dies by Adam Fergusson ("the nightmare of the weimar hyper-inflation) and A short history of financial euphoria, but John Kenneth Galbraith. You can see where I think things are headed. Posted by: LASue at June 10, 2021 05:01 PM (Ed8Zd) 358
Just saw that the George H.W. Bush Foundation just took a $5M donation from the Chicoms.
Bushes are bought and paid for by the Chicoms. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 04:45 PM (Mzdiz It was the Bush China Foundation that got the $5 million. It was set up a while ago regard to address US-Sino relations. Still looks bad though. Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 05:01 PM (2DOZq) 359
Posted by: LASue at June 10, 2021 04:58 PM (Ed8Zd)
Yankee Fifth and Confederate Fifth are the same person and he's trolling me. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2021 05:01 PM (k39e/) 360
Thanks for the gardening tips, horde. I really do appreciate it.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2021 05:02 PM (YYlyE) 361
Here's a picture of my poor root bound pepper after I pulled it from its cup.
https://bit.ly/3wcXR8d Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2021 04:49 PM (YYlyE) That' pepper is just a little bit root bound. Re-plant it with plenty of room (break out the roots) and it will be a good, strong plant. Posted by: Michael the Texan at June 10, 2021 05:02 PM (JDmP3) 362
356 Does anyone else notice that almost every commercial is a black family, black guy, or black girl. They are really going full bore on this BLM crap and trying to shove it down our throats.
Posted by: PinkLady at June 10, 2021 05:00 PM (g+GOS) I prefer the black/white lesbian commercials where one is coming our of the shower/shitter etc. Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 05:02 PM (yrol0) 363
C'mon, man..:what do they expect out of an advanced dementia patient??? is dr. jill keeping up? Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 10, 2021 04:57 PM (v3pYe) I think it's funny as hell (or sad as hell...your choice), that Our Betters are now positioning Docta Jillas the power behind the throne, and are attempting to make her into Hillary 2.0 for when Senile Joe's brain dribble out his left earhole. Kamala must truly be in IQ 80 territory. They're sidelining her already. See, ladies? While being good at blowjobs is a great thing in and of itself. It takes more than being the BJ Queen if you wanna go big and nationwide. Posted by: naturalfake at June 10, 2021 05:03 PM (EERbD) 364
357 Here's my reading for the week:
When Money Dies by Adam Fergusson ("the nightmare of the weimar hyper-inflation) and A short history of financial euphoria, but John Kenneth Galbraith. You can see where I think things are headed. Posted by: LASue at June 10, 2021 05:01 PM (Ed8Zd) I was not stealing piles of worthless paper, I was stealing wheelbarrows. Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 05:03 PM (yrol0) 365
The Dollar losing 100% of its value.
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 04:47 PM (LDE9x) --- Biden on the trillion dollar bill Posted by: Jimco Industries at June 10, 2021 05:03 PM (buTO7) 366
Kamala must truly be in IQ 80 territory. They're sidelining her already. See, ladies? While being good at blowjobs is a great thing in and of itself. It takes more than being the BJ Queen if you wanna go big and nationwide.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 10, 2021 05:03 PM (EERbD) She is borderline fucking retarded. Wonder is she has that retard strength? Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 05:04 PM (yrol0) 367
Colonel Sanders chokes chickens every day and nobody tries to cancel him.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 10, 2021 05:05 PM (d9FiS) 368
I thought we were told Paste Eater was gonna be a rock star at the G7....
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 10, 2021 05:05 PM (iydjf) 369
Been using Basic-H instead of soap as a root stimulator (see, still on topic). A couple of drops in a quart of water is all I use. It's a surfactant that's PH neutral and biodegradable. Also rinses completely off with no film.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 10, 2021 05:05 PM (HaL55) 370
367 Colonel Sanders chokes chickens every day and nobody tries to cancel him.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 10, 2021 05:05 PM (d9FiS) PT Barnum occasionally had to spank the monkey! Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 05:05 PM (yrol0) 371
Tobin is a scumbag and a dickweed. I think Camerota should have her hero babysit her kids.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 10, 2021 05:06 PM (eJn7u) 372
Posted by: bonhomme
For future reference, pepper kind of suck because once they decide to flower, that is it. (or at least all the varieties I have ever grown.) And root bound plants tend to flower young. So It may flower and make very low yield. In generally, you have to coddle the damn things to make sure they don't flower too soon. Plant flower when under any stress (root bound, not enough water, bugs, ...) and you want it big before it does that. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 10, 2021 05:06 PM (nj82T) 373
Burger King has been known to slap the whopper between 2 buns.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 05:06 PM (yrol0) 374
I think this will probably sound quaint but one of the biggest casualties of the Left has got to be the Death of Comedy.
Watching stand-up comedians especially is just painful now. I mean the averge comedian was never great but some were clearly exceptional. Now the average comedian is about as funny as pink eye. Posted by: ... at June 10, 2021 05:06 PM (uEbPt) 375
A dolphin stripper named Bubbles.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 10, 2021 05:07 PM (QDG3d) 376
Colonel Sanders chokes chickens every day and nobody tries to cancel him.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 10, 2021 05:05 PM (d9FiS) PT Barnum occasionally had to spank the monkey! ---------- The pope is STILL battling the Bishop. Posted by: dartist at June 10, 2021 05:07 PM (+ya+t) 377
Ronald MacDonald's Big Mac makes special sauce!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 05:07 PM (yrol0) 378
Yankee Fifth and Confederate Fifth are the same person and he's trolling me.
Posted by: F You have e to be insane to think I would troll you. I would never even interact with you if you just did not bother me I wrote throughout the day yesterday day that that was funny, because it is funny. I get a big laugh every time I think of it However I would expect that being the high priestess of scold funny is entirely unfamiliar to you. Posted by: Y5 at June 10, 2021 05:07 PM (uq7N2) 379
also finishing up
Dying of Money: Lessons of the Great German and American Inflations by Jens O. Parsson Its available on line in a pdf. Scarier than The Exorcist. Posted by: LASue at June 10, 2021 05:08 PM (Ed8Zd) 380
Since the Clinton Administration I've been thoroughly convinced that most, if not all, prominent liberal men are liberal primarily because it gives them carte blanche to harass and abuse women.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 10, 2021 05:08 PM (BJKQV) 381
Bicentennialguy. they got the rock part right. joebama impressing everyone with his , uh , oh well.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2021 05:08 PM (M8vjL) Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 10, 2021 05:08 PM (YA914) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2021 05:08 PM (bk3Sg) 384
379 We do not have a POTUS right now. I do not know what we have and Biden will be eaten alive by Putin.....
Posted by: James == I would pay to see that Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2021 05:08 PM (oEn12) Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 05:08 PM (2DOZq) 386
As long as you publicly and unwaveringly support abortion you are free to harass, rape or even kill as many women as you want without harming your career.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 10, 2021 05:09 PM (BJKQV) 387
We do not have a POTUS right now. I do not know what we have and Biden will be eaten alive by Putin.....
==== Maybe he'll tell DR. Jill they have better hookers in Russia like he did MeAgain Kelly... Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 10, 2021 05:10 PM (iydjf) 388
Man you need to let it go.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 05:08 PM (2DOZq) That's what they kept saying to Toobin. Callback!!!! Posted by: ... at June 10, 2021 05:10 PM (uEbPt) 389
Hey everybody! Hey ace!
Call me crazy but when I see a bunch of stories at HotFart indicating Dems are running scared and/or backtracking, I consider our side to be winning: - Omar being questioned about stupid America-hating comments by other Dems - CNN bimbette destroyed by GOPer who can't get admitted to Congressional Black Caucus - Kamala finally being recognized across the spectrum as a giant walking dumbshit Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 05:10 PM (L2ZTs) 390
The Europeans have learned on day 1 that Biden is clueless and should not agree to anything he says.
Posted by: PinkLady at June 10, 2021 05:10 PM (g+GOS) 391
389 Hey everybody! Hey ace!
Call me crazy but when I see a bunch of stories at HotFart indicating Dems are running scared and/or backtracking, I consider our side to be winning: - Omar being questioned about stupid America-hating comments by other Dems - CNN bimbette destroyed by GOPer who can't get admitted to Congressional Black Caucus - Kamala finally being recognized across the spectrum as a giant walking dumbshit Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 05:10 PM (L2ZTs) WetFart is as fucked up as a welfare moms checkbooks. Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 05:11 PM (yrol0) 392
Mr Speck. Planet of the ape shits.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 10, 2021 05:11 PM (QDG3d) 393
LASue, forewarned is forearmed.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2021 05:11 PM (M8vjL) 394
ABC used to cover the Iditarod.
All those dudes out there flogging their dogs. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 10, 2021 05:08 PM (YA914) Those dogs have... "seen" things... none of us want to know about. Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 05:11 PM (L2ZTs) 395
BREAKING: Labour Party member comments "At least Trump was attentive," says Biden can't keep up with G7 events or follow note cards, per WH official to
@HumanEvents ----------- Sometimes the truth hurts. Posted by: WisRich at June 10, 2021 05:11 PM (G0vdT) 396
We do not have a POTUS right now. I do not know what we have and Biden will be eaten alive by Putin.....
Posted by: James == I would pay to see that Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2021 05:08 PM (oEn12) I'd pay double if Putin spritzed Tabasco all over Biden while he did it. Posted by: naturalfake at June 10, 2021 05:12 PM (EERbD) 397
That's what they kept saying to Toobin. I laughed, even though I am totally unfamiliar with what funny is. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2021 05:12 PM (k39e/) 398
Gas still creeping upward here in se Pa, Wawa is to me a good barometer and seeing some just under $3.20
Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2021 05:12 PM (Cxk7w) 399
388 Man you need to let it go.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 05:08 PM (2DOZq) That's what they kept saying to Toobin. Callback!!!! Posted by: ... at June 10, 2021 05:10 PM (uEbPt) I think we can work in Frozen somehow. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2021 05:12 PM (csEWM) 400
Those dogs have... "seen" things... none of us want to know about.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 05:11 PM (L2ZTs) Unless youre the lead dog your view is just assholes and ballsacks. Basically the same as being VP Kamala. Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 05:13 PM (yrol0) 401
Hyperinflation. What not to love? The last time we had that 80,000,000 people died.
Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2021 05:13 PM (gmo/4) 402
Nood.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 10, 2021 05:13 PM (HaL55) 403
NOOD intern killer
Posted by: ShainS at June 10, 2021 05:13 PM (HaT21) 404
Tom Elliott
@tomselliott Replying to @tomselliott PBS's @Yamiche: "I have been told by experts" that it "might take several election cycles" before Europeans like America as much as they did before Trump - Well, let me say this about that. Fuck them, fuck her, and fuck all the Euro-metric people. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 10, 2021 05:13 PM (d9FiS) 405
I had a chance to observe Biden daily in Summer 1986 when he was second ranking member of the Judiciary committee. These were the hearings to elevate Rehnquist to Chief. At his peak, the man was a dolt. That committee was a clown car: Teddy Kennedy in his waitress sandwich days, Strom "tawk into the machine" Thurmond, Howie Metzenbaum, etc. But Biden was the worst of the bunch. It's simply unbelievable that he is the president.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 10, 2021 05:14 PM (vN+oL) 406
Did Alyson keep her mouth closed during the entire interview? Highly recommended.
Posted by: 4thewin at June 10, 2021 05:14 PM (mT1vE) 407
@charliespiering
TRUMP: "Good luck to Biden in dealing with President Putin--don't fall asleep during the meeting, and please give him my warmest regards!" #FromTheDesk https://tinyurl.com/yhwejcp5 Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2021 05:14 PM (cF8AT) 408
I swear I check for noods about a minute to soon a lot
Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2021 05:16 PM (Cxk7w) 409
wet ass knob
Posted by: x at June 10, 2021 05:17 PM (oA+QO) 410
She is borderline fucking retarded
Well, when you do a shit ton of weed and swallow a bunch of jizz... Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 10, 2021 05:20 PM (3H9h1) 411
Yeah nobody writes comics because they want a career writing comics. They view it as a step toward their preferred career, like working in the mail room. Its ruined comics, along with a lot of other problems. They're not profitable, all they are is an idea factory for the movies. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2021 05:00 PM (KZzsI) Comics are just "bound storyboards". When I watch todays movies, I see the panels plain as day. Posted by: Alejandro Gillick at June 10, 2021 05:26 PM (BgMrQ) 412
What did Alisyn do to get the short straw (pun intended) for get that interview?
Posted by: SHOCKED, I am! at June 10, 2021 05:33 PM (/tdMH) 413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKwW8PNZpOQ
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at June 10, 2021 05:42 PM (0V/8D) 414
I though he handled himself very well on camera
Posted by: rak at June 10, 2021 06:48 PM (boDdr) 415
Bigfoot ironed an old catcher's mitt.
Getting rode hard and put away wet will do that to a nag. Posted by: torabora at June 10, 2021 07:27 PM (4WvDN) 416
"Well, obviously, I wasn't thinking very well or very much, and it was something that was inexplicable to me." - Tobbin after Tugging the Tube On CNN
---- Are you fucking kidding me? This pervert did nothing but think about pulling the pud while on camera. Shriek and howl if you disagree but that is what makes sense. This conclusion is not hard to come too. In an inverse way to the firmness of TTT's (Tobbin Tugging the Tube) on the tube. The only difference this time is he got busted. The Science says sex perverts think about their shit non stop and when they get busted it isn't the first time they did their shit. Of course CNN subjected a birthing person to having to suffer this insufferable prick. Posted by: AntiMarxProLennon at June 10, 2021 07:47 PM (47BbQ) 417
Full marks to Camerota for courage for not showing up in a hazmat suit.
Zero marks for common sense for not showing up in a hazmat suit. Posted by: Mongo at June 10, 2021 08:01 PM (FJoyS) 418
"I felt like I was a very good contributor to that magazine for a very long time, and I thought this punishment was excessive, but look, you know, that's why they don't ask the criminal to be the judge in his own case. I mean, I thought it was an excessive punishment. I'm incredibly grateful to CNN for taking me back." - Tobbin after Tugging the Tube during his CNN reunion tour.
--- What the fuck! This is exactly the same as Ted Bundy crying about being executed for hunting and killing like 50 or more innocent women but without the dead bodies. The guy is a permanently broken sociopath to the core and nothing will ever change that. It is hard wired into his brain like a Marxist-Maoist party member craving positive ratio's on Twitter. A proper comeback interview would have been shackling this defect to Fredo C. and then setting them loose in a Louisiana swamp full of ball devouring gators. No cameras. Just a steno pad with no pens; why waste the ink on the illiterate. Posted by: AntiMarxProLennon at June 10, 2021 08:03 PM (47BbQ) 419
Has he shaved the hair on his palms?
Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 10, 2021 08:41 PM (NVDjf) 420
Only if he cuts off his dick will his reputation be rehabilitated.
Posted by: lyn5 at June 10, 2021 11:53 PM (P74Ii) 421
I am completely sure that the fact that Jeffrey Toobin belongs to a certain semitic tribe has nothing whatsoever to do with him getting his job back. I mean no one else is facing draconian punishments for sexual misconduct, right? RIGHT?
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