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(h/t GM Emil Sutovsky) Intermediate Problem - White To Play (1341) Goal: White can force mate in 5 moves Hint: A different kind of back-rank mate 7k/5bpr/4R3/q3b3/1p5N/3B4/p3K1Q1/8 w - - 0 1 Advanced Problem - White To Play (1355) How does White obtain an overwhelming advantage? R7/P5k1/8/5P2/8/8/r7/7K w - - 0 1 Dress Pr0n For the 'Ettes:
Greetings From The Indonesian National Police -- You're Under Arrest! Problem Solutions Beginner Problem - White To Play 1k3b1r/pp6/1r2bqp1/8/2Q2P2/1P6/P6P/2R1R1KB w - - 0 1 47 Beginner problem: Qc7+ Ka8 Intermediate Problem - White To Play 7k/5bpr/4R3/q3b3/1p5N/3B4/p3K1Q1/8 w - - 0 1 4.Bc4+ Qd5 5.Bxd5# Advanced Problem - White To Play R7/P5k1/8/5P2/8/8/r7/7K w - - 0 1 4.Rxa8 winning. Hope to see you all next week! ___________ Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and paste it into your chess app. ___________ So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
She looks nice
Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2021 04:30 PM (Cxk7w) 2
Hi
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 12, 2021 04:32 PM (xopIz) 3
Like the redhead- even if she is a painting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2021 04:32 PM (csEWM) 4
Lovely gown on Kate. I miss the beautiful Mrs. Trump.
Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2021 04:32 PM (gLRfa) 5
The painting of the elegant redhead looks like it could have been a magazine illustration or for an ad once upon a time. I really think we lost something when magazines began using photos for everything.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 12, 2021 04:33 PM (+nNqu) 6
Chess babe looks supercilious.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2021 04:34 PM (cSyAR) 7
Happy Saturday afternoon.
Posted by: sassy at June 12, 2021 04:34 PM (tUGnI) 8
Mrs Trump looks genuinely classy.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2021 04:35 PM (cSyAR) 9
So, I have been watching the E3 stream by Voxis.
I remember when a buddy and I were talking about Naughty Dog waaay back. This was about the time that the first Last of Us came out. The game play for Naughty Dogs games was never as tight and fun as the story linked with the games. Especially on the later ones, it seemed like NG was looking more to be film makers than game developers. I am sitting here watching this crap that is being streamed today and thinking back to those conversations. None of these morons actually seem to want to make games but rather be amateur filmmakers- and poor ones at that. What little actual games are being touted all seem to be cold, boring affairs. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2021 04:36 PM (csEWM) 10
red hair, green eyes, green dress. That is some serious chess.
Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2021 04:36 PM (gJfTA) 11
Differnut Asian lady this week. Not that I mind any.....
Posted by: Lump the Chump at June 12, 2021 04:36 PM (TwpXw) 12
Hubs and I finally finished The Queen's Gambit last night. Nicely done. The guy who plays "Benny" the last boyfriend, is the actor that has voiced Ferb from Phineas and Ferb. He never has more than a word or 2 in the cartoons, but he gets credit. Another Brit playing an American.
Posted by: sassy at June 12, 2021 04:36 PM (tUGnI) 13
Not seeing anything on #2 yet
Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2021 04:37 PM (Cxk7w) 14
8 Mrs Trump looks genuinely classy.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2021 04:35 Yes... And yet she never made any magazine covers and Dr. Jill has.... Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2021 04:39 PM (Zmnko) 15
Advanced problem is making my head hurt. I think putting the king in check with the pawn is probably the first move.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 12, 2021 04:40 PM (5p7BC) 16
And Bianka is lovely. Great smile.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 12, 2021 04:40 PM (5p7BC) 17
Dave good thread the other day, shame it was downstairs by time I got to read it.
Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2021 04:43 PM (Cxk7w) 18
@12
Anyone recognize the actor who played Benny as the little boy in "Love Actually"? Also the young man who played Harry was Dudley Dursley in the Harry Potter movies Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2021 04:43 PM (gLRfa) 19
Advanced:
1. f6 Kf7 (on KxP, 2. Rf8+ ... 3. a8(Q) 2. Rh8 and will either 3. a8 or if RxP 3. Rh7+ winning Rook Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at June 12, 2021 04:43 PM (wYXd3) 20
The painting of the elegant redhead looks like it could have been a magazine illustration or for an ad once upon a time. I really think we lost something when magazines began using photos for everything.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 12, 2021 04:33 PM (+nNqu) This x100. Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 12, 2021 04:43 PM (wAnMi) Posted by: No Name Today at June 12, 2021 04:44 PM (vlXMQ) 22
Needs more elbows.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 12, 2021 04:45 PM (JUOKG) 23
17 Dave good thread the other day...
Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2021 04:43 PM (Cxk7w) Hear hear! Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 12, 2021 04:45 PM (nGb+J) 24
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at June 12, 2021 04:43 PM (wYXd3)
Yes, that's pretty much the gist of it. Nice work. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 12, 2021 04:47 PM (nGb+J) 25
Lovely dress pron
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 12, 2021 04:48 PM (oEn12) 26
Yes... And yet she never made any magazine covers and Dr. Jill has.... Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2021 04:39 PM (Zmnk There must be a word for the opposite of classy. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2021 04:48 PM (cSyAR) 27
Watching Agility on the Westminster dog show
Will they do best of breed champion tonight? Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 12, 2021 04:49 PM (oEn12) 28
I think I've got it. Black is stuck, the rook can't move or the pawn advances and the black king has to stay on row 7, otherwise white can use the rook for a check and force black to sacrifice its rook.
So white moves the pawn up, black has to go to F7, white moves the king, black has no where to move other than moving the rook around, and must keep it on column A. White keeps moving the king until it either takes the rook, black moves the rook off A, or black moves the king off row 7. Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 12, 2021 04:49 PM (5p7BC) 29
Shopping today and saw very few people with masks on. Stores were crowded too. Love it.
Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2021 04:50 PM (gLRfa) 30
Melania is lovely as always. Not many women her age would want to or be able to wear that dress. Kate is beautiful but, as usual, I want to give her a slice of pie. With ice cream.
Posted by: Rosasharn at June 12, 2021 04:50 PM (PzBTm) 31
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Might be bragging on this all day, but Delilah was Best of Breed at today's Westminster Kennel Club show. Looking at the winners (https://tinyurl.com/4ztryawe), she must have been a little dark spot in a sea of white. vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion From the pet thread This is our second Westminster breed win. Lila's grandmother, the great Lacey, was Best of Breed in 2004. Lila will be in the Hound Group tonight (where we don't expect to do anything), televised on Fox Sports. Coverage begins at 7:00 PM Eastern and Hounds are first up at 7:30. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2021 02:10 PM (mht8P) Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2021 04:51 PM (u82oZ) 32
Chess Thread Hullaballoo!
Chess Master from Hungary looks like she's knows something that I don't and she wants to show me how... Oh look, manhattan time! One cherry only please. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 12, 2021 04:51 PM (R/m4+) 33
Thanks Skip and OM
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 12, 2021 04:51 PM (5p7BC) 34
Sorry to be a bore, but for you non-Pet Threadians Delilah was Best of Breed at today's Westminster Kennel Club show. Here's the link to the breed judging https://youtu.be/e_ahDvGBg4A Lila's examination is at 11:20 and the placements are at 17:20. She was handled by Brian Livingston. She will now compete in the Hound Group this evening. It will be televised on Fox Sports, with coverage beginning at 7:00 PM Eastern and Hounds going in at 7:30. We don't expect anything but it's exciting to be there. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2021 04:51 PM (mht8P) 35
There must be a word for the opposite of classy. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2021 *** Bidenian Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 12, 2021 04:51 PM (+nNqu) 36
Meanwhile the pretend FLOTUS is trying out "truck stop whore chic".
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 12, 2021 04:52 PM (xEIoY) Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2021 04:52 PM (u82oZ) 38
Shopping today and saw very few people with masks on. Stores were crowded too. Love it.
Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2021 *** I was so pleased to see my barber has dropped the nonsense too. I said, "Are we done with Face Diaper Theatre?" He grinned. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 12, 2021 04:52 PM (+nNqu) Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2021 04:54 PM (gLRfa) 40
Yesterday (I think) there was a discussion about mechanical 35mm film cameras. Someone mentioned the problem of replacing the now discontinued mercury batteries many of these older cameras used. There is a direct replacement in the correct 1.35 voltage. It's the Weincell designed as a replacement. Not especially cheap at 4 to 5 bucks each but they will work. Adorama and B and H Camera in NYC have them and Amazon probably does. Just FYI.
Posted by: JTB at June 12, 2021 04:54 PM (7EjX1) 41
I am sitting here watching this crap that is being streamed today and thinking back to those conversations. None of these morons actually seem to want to make games but rather be amateur filmmakers- and poor ones at that. What little actual games are being touted all seem to be cold, boring affairs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2021 04:36 PM (csEWM) Watched a live reaction of the Summer Games Fest. Short interview with Hideo Kojima. The people I was watching were like "Just make a movie already Kojima. They'll let you." Posted by: buzzion at June 12, 2021 04:55 PM (vMCab) Posted by: Jewells45 at June 12, 2021 04:55 PM (nxdel) 43
Congrats Hadrian!
Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2021 04:55 PM (gLRfa) 44
Oh look, manhattan time! One cherry only please.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy I already have my Manhattan next to me. If you want to stop by, I have Maker's Mark. Sorry, out of Knob Creek... Posted by: Rosasharn at June 12, 2021 04:55 PM (PzBTm) 45
I love all the dresses today especially the sleek one at the top and Melania.Congrats Hadrian!
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 12, 2021 04:56 PM (sd8p8) 46
Hadrian congratulations
Didn't see that until end of thread Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2021 04:56 PM (Cxk7w) Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2021 04:56 PM (P1f+c) 48
Truck stop lot lizard? Foist Lady, as in "foisted upon us". She is 100% in on the crime.
Posted by: klaftern at June 12, 2021 04:57 PM (r4sI4) 49
"There must be a word for the opposite of classy."
Gauche, inelegant, crude....... Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2021 04:54 PM (gLRfa) Vulgar Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 12, 2021 04:58 PM (nWxPx) 50
Hadrian the Seventh
We are all pulling for you tonoght. But a National and Westminster BoB for Delilah. Wow. Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2021 04:59 PM (u82oZ) 51
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2021 04:51 PM (mht8P)
Gorgeous!!! Huge congrats!!! I wish I had Fox Sports ... Good luck tonight!!! Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 12, 2021 04:59 PM (oEn12) 52
would bang chess babe
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 12, 2021 05:00 PM (sJHOI) Posted by: weirdflunky at June 12, 2021 05:01 PM (cknjq) 54
For some reason I'm not posting, so I'll try again congrats Hadrian! Delilah is beautiful!
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 12, 2021 05:01 PM (5p7BC) 55
I switched from my old hair cutter to the same one my wife goes to over a year ago. I saw her face for the first time the last Thursday. She is a beautiful Vietnamese woman.
She, with her family, fled Vietnam by boat in 1975 and was picked up by a U.S. navel vessel. Quite a story. Posted by: Javems at June 12, 2021 05:02 PM (1R/n6) Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 12, 2021 05:02 PM (O8OuV) 57
trashy? https://tinyurl.com/3b5xt8tj
Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2021 05:02 PM (gJfTA) Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2021 05:02 PM (u82oZ) 59
All of that applies to Dr Jill, doesn't it?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2021 05:02 PM (cSyAR) 60
5 The painting of the elegant redhead looks like it could have been a magazine illustration or for an ad once upon a time. I really think we lost something when magazines began using photos for everything.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 12, 2021 04:33 PM (+nNqu) "Beautiful Hair...Breck!" Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 12, 2021 05:02 PM (BgMrQ) Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 12, 2021 05:02 PM (nGb+J) 62
Big shout out to the 'rons and 'ettes at the NWMoMe!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2021 05:03 PM (axyOa) Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2021 05:03 PM (vpYjV) Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2021 05:03 PM (u82oZ) 65
Hungarian chicks.
Posted by: moviegique at June 12, 2021 05:03 PM (dhFCT) 66
Hadrian, thanks for the youtube video. The judge is from Crowley TX, used to live near us. Nice guy and obviously has impeccable taste in borzois!
Posted by: Moki at June 12, 2021 05:04 PM (JrN/x) 67
as usual, i got nuthin on even the "easy" problem... maybe move the queen up to the 7th row, protected by the white castle, so king goes in corner, then other white castle takes out the black bishop, so queen can move to 8th row for mate.
undoubtedly there is some simple move by black that defeats this idea, because i suck at chess. ima go get something different to fix for dinner, and w*rk on my AR parts collection, since i DO understand gubs. see y'all on the ONT! Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 12, 2021 05:04 PM (uSW8H) 68
Curious if there are any moron astrophysicists or astronomers that lurk here. I note that STEM field seems to have a relatively large number of females in it.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 12, 2021 05:04 PM (2DOZq) 69
OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional
This is an excellent chess & dress thread. Thank you. Hope you continue to heal so your social distancing is zero. Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2021 05:04 PM (u82oZ) 70
I already have my Manhattan next to me. If you want to stop by, I have Maker's Mark. Sorry, out of Knob Creek...
Posted by: Rosasharn at June 12, 2021 04:55 PM (PzBTm) Thank you very much! Maker's Mark is a sign of class and good taste. Cheers! Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 12, 2021 05:05 PM (R/m4+) 71
Love watching the agility at Westminster.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 12, 2021 05:06 PM (NpAcC) 72
The judge is from Crowley TX, used to live near us. Nice guy and obviously has impeccable taste in borzois! Posted by: Moki at June 12, 2021 05:04 PM (JrN/x) __________ Red Tatro. Gave Lila a specialty win and a Hound Group 1 win. A lure coursing guy. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2021 05:06 PM (mht8P) 73
Seconding what Diogenes said. The only thing better than a group of Morons is a bigger group.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2021 05:07 PM (GOz58) 74
already have my Manhattan next to me. If you want to stop by, I have Maker's Mark. Sorry, out of Knob Creek...
Posted by: Rosasharn at June 12, 2021 04:55 PM (PzBTm) I'm drinking a Manhattan with Knob Creek. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2021 05:07 PM (cSyAR) 75
Clutch cargo - missed saying this on the pet thread: good luck on finding a doggeh
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 12, 2021 05:07 PM (oEn12) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2021 05:08 PM (mht8P) 77
Looking forward to more parts.
--------- Thanks, I appreciate it. I don't bring the funny like Ace or the COBs, so everything is pretty dense with facts, I'm afraid. I have a run down of all the voting law legislation sitting in open blogger now waiting until Ace needs a post. I appreciate him giving some space for the topics. Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 12, 2021 05:09 PM (5p7BC) 78
Curious
if there are any moron astrophysicists or astronomers that lurk here. I note that STEM field seems to have a relatively large number of females in it. Posted by: Just a side note at June 12, 2021 05:04 PM (2DOZq) interesting, the MSM says otherwise. But I don't doubt it is true. I see tons of female doctors out there, but everyone still speaks about the glass ceiling. I do doubt many women have ever installed a ceiling, glass or another kind. Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2021 05:09 PM (gJfTA) 79
https://twitter.com/MZHemingway/status/
1403752419213856769 President Trump takes a victory lap over the media and other Democrats after a week when yet more of their lies fell apart. Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 12, 2021 05:10 PM (oEn12) 80
Thank you very much! Maker's Mark is a sign of class and good taste.
Cheers! Posted by: Hairyback Guy Of course there is always Angels Envy... Northernlurker - you are also a friend! Knob Creek is nice stuff... Posted by: Rosasharn at June 12, 2021 05:10 PM (PzBTm) 81
Guy explains why he.stole a fire truck . . .
"I took it because God told me to. God helps me do everything. I steal everything. I steal your heart baby." "He help me get away from police... but not this time." https://bit.ly/3gymZQd - Unclear why God needed a fire truck. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 12, 2021 05:11 PM (d9FiS) 82
https://tinyurl.com/36p9y6cf
Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2021 05:12 PM (gJfTA) 83
The Indonesian cop lady kinda looks like my middle sister 20 years ago
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 12, 2021 05:12 PM (oEn12) 84
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 12, 2021 05:10 PM (oEn12)
Did they take it down because I can't pull it up. Posted by: Just a side note at June 12, 2021 05:12 PM (2DOZq) 85
One of my favorite races is Bourbon Chase, which is a relay through Kentucky. One of the first exchanges is at Maker's, where they were offering free samples.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 12, 2021 05:13 PM (5p7BC) 86
I'm a weeeeee bit drunk.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2021 05:14 PM (cSyAR) 87
/still learning how to spell Provocateur correctly LOL you would think by now it would have sunk in
I keep seeing that lovely Asian Girl in the flowery dress, but it could be different models that all look the same. Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 12, 2021 05:16 PM (83lwH) 88
I'm a weeeeee bit drunk. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2021 05:14 PM (cSyAR) never admit that. Just soldier on and pretend like nothing happened. Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2021 05:16 PM (gJfTA) 89
I keep seeing that lovely Asian Girl in the flowery dress, but it could be different models that all look the same.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 12, 2021 05:16 PM Racist! Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 12, 2021 05:17 PM (JUOKG) 90
Dave in Fla, I look forward to your post on the voting legislation and Thank You for your great posts so far.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2021 05:17 PM (GOz58) 91
Stupid 90 + degree weather has arrived in Houston all last week to extend through end of next week.
Not classy. Posted by: Just a side note at June 12, 2021 05:17 PM (2DOZq) 92
My favorite reply to Mollie Hemmingway's tweet is, "yeah he was right, but he had damaged his credibility so much we couldn't believe him"
Wonder why that might be, hmm? Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 12, 2021 05:17 PM (5p7BC) 93
And did I mention that Kidsharn is grilling steaks for steak and asparagus salad? Bourbon and beef. Doesn't get any better than that!
Posted by: Rosasharn at June 12, 2021 05:17 PM (PzBTm) 94
39 "There must be a word for the opposite of classy."
Gauche, inelegant, crude....... =============== How about slutty? Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at June 12, 2021 05:19 PM (wYXd3) 95
91 Stupid 90 + degree weather has arrived in Houston all last week to extend through end of next week.
we cooled down to 90+ degrees last week, but that's over now. back to our normal 100+. Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 12, 2021 05:19 PM (BGdiD) 96
"Stupid 90 + degree weather has arrived in Houston all last week to extend through end of next week.
Not classy." Sweaty Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2021 05:19 PM (gLRfa) 97
Chicago Cops No Longer Permitted To Chase Suspects On Foot For Some Offenses
- You don't want a bunch of cops disrupting the flow of foot traffic! I guess this is intended to encourage the yutes to put down the X-Box controller and get a little exercise but apparently you need to run only a 10 yard dash. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 12, 2021 05:20 PM (d9FiS) 98
"None of these morons actually seem to want to make games but rather be amateur filmmakers- and poor ones at that"
Same problem via YouTube. I think it's a scene with Grand Admiral Tarkin that I missed, but it's a short from a video game I think it's a scene about Justice League that I missed, but it's a short from a video game. I think it's a scene from Game of Thrones I somehow(?) missed, but it's a short from a video game. I wouldn't mind so much if the quality was better. Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 12, 2021 05:20 PM (83lwH) Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 12, 2021 05:20 PM (nGb+J) 100
My mother would call garbage people... uncouth.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2021 05:20 PM (3H9h1) Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 12, 2021 05:20 PM (83lwH) 102
Ben Had - Very tempted to come to the TxMoMe, the problem is I have Marine Corp Marathon the following weekend. Not sure I'll be able to travel 2 weekends in a row.
But I do want to come. Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 12, 2021 05:21 PM (5p7BC) 103
"There must be a word for the opposite of classy."
Gauche, inelegant, crude....... =============== How about slutty? Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! Clinton-esque? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 12, 2021 05:21 PM (d9FiS) 104
So excited for you Hadrian! I've got Westminster set up to record in case I forget. I always watch it every February and had spaced that it was being held now.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at June 12, 2021 05:22 PM (fTtFy) 105
Nice to have you back, OregonMuse, I missed last week, I hope that you continue to heal. Congrats, Hadrian, Delilah is a beautiful dog. Dave in Fla., I enjoy all of your political analysis, it is really good stuff, I am glad that you recharged your batteries and returned here. I wish all of the other outstanding members of the Horde a happy weekend.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 12, 2021 05:22 PM (a4EWo) Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2021 05:23 PM (gLRfa) 107
Dave in Fla, We would be honored to have you join us. There are some lurkers that you particularly enjoy talking with.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2021 05:23 PM (GOz58) 108
Unclear why God needed a fire truck. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston He couldn't find a starship. Posted by: James T. Kirk at June 12, 2021 05:24 PM (63Dwl) 109
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 12, 2021 05:19 PM (BGdiD)
You live in Palm Springs? Posted by: Just a side note at June 12, 2021 05:24 PM (2DOZq) Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 12, 2021 05:26 PM (83lwH) 111
Approaching marginal, but acceptable.
Posted by: Midwesterner at June 12, 2021 05:27 PM (DMUuz) 112
"Needs more elbows." Nah, less is more. Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 12, 2021 05:26 PM Needs more visible elbows. Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 12, 2021 05:27 PM (JUOKG) 113
Been watching Hadrian's YouTube link, I know I couldn't judge those dogs, they are are great looking.
Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2021 05:27 PM (Cxk7w) Posted by: Jewells45 at June 12, 2021 05:27 PM (nxdel) 115
101 "There must be a word for the opposite of classy."
Trashy Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 12, 2021 05:20 PM (83lwH) Put your pencils down, everyone, the correct answer has been found. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 12, 2021 05:28 PM (nGb+J) 116
Weird thought because of that remark. I've always been girl crazy, and can always find something about them that's attractive. It's almost always the eyes. Usually a combination of eyes/hair, eyes/breasts, eyes/legs etc.
Never elbows though. You elbow fetish peeps are sickos. Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 12, 2021 05:28 PM (83lwH) 117
Stupid 90 + degree weather has arrived in Houston all last week to extend through end of next week.
Not classy. Posted by: Just a side note at June 12, 2021 *** If Houston is like Da Swamp, it will extend through November if we're lucky, December if we're not. I told my new boss that it was too hot to go anyplace on vacation. "Satan prefers to take his vacations in Hell. Gnaw-luns is too hot." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 12, 2021 05:29 PM (+nNqu) 118
Jewells, still in AZ? I know you smushed that baby and were both in sheer delight.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2021 05:29 PM (GOz58) 119
Why is James Bond pointing his gun at the Duchess's arse?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 12, 2021 05:29 PM (vuisn) 120
"There must be a word for the opposite of classy."
Glauque A wonderful French word with no proper English equivalent; it encompasses sleazy, seedy, sordid but somehow bordering on the excitingly wicked. Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 12, 2021 05:29 PM (XcqlI) 121
111 Approaching marginal, but acceptable.
Posted by: Midwesterner at June 12, 2021 05:27 PM (DMUuz) I'm so glad you approve. Don't think you'll like the one I'll be using next week, though. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 12, 2021 05:30 PM (nGb+J) 122
"Put your pencils down, everyone, the correct answer has been found."
Nah someone else beat me to it, because I'm Stupid and didn't check upthread. The Gold goes to 57 Quint Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 12, 2021 05:30 PM (83lwH) 123
There must be a word for the opposite of classy.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker Clinton-esque? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks For people not attempting to be classy, that works. For people attempting class and missing the mark, I propose "kardashienne." Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2021 05:30 PM (P1f+c) 124
Glauque
A wonderful French word with no proper English equivalent; it encompasses sleazy, seedy, sordid but somehow bordering on the excitingly wicked. Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 12, 2021 *** "I like my women just a little on the trashy side, When they wear their clothes too tight And their hair is styled --" Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 12, 2021 05:31 PM (+nNqu) 125
I wish all of the other outstanding members of the Horde a happy weekend.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 12, 2021 05:22 PM (a4EWo) What about those of us that are umm non-classy? Posted by: weirdflunky at June 12, 2021 05:32 PM (Lktpy) 126
weirdflunky, the Horde is in a class unto itself so classy always applies.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2021 05:33 PM (GOz58) 127
Korea girl looks like she just came nine times and was late for a photo shoot...
God, she is perfect. Posted by: Captain Ned at June 12, 2021 05:33 PM (70ISd) 128
"Why is James Bond pointing his gun at the Duchess's arse?"
Tranquilizer dart. It's what the K in Walter PPK is for. Mr Bond's charms have failed, he must resort to more *glauque* measures. Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 12, 2021 05:33 PM (83lwH) 129
That Indonesian cop, think I'm gonna turn myself in, she needs to take me in for further questioning. I confess!
Posted by: Common Tater at June 12, 2021 05:34 PM (/SHNS) 130
Never elbows though. You elbow fetish peeps are sickos.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur ----------- You mean you don't know the origin of the AOSHQ elbows meme? Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 12, 2021 05:34 PM (5p7BC) 131
Glauque is a French pistol.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2021 05:35 PM (63Dwl) 132
"You mean you don't know the origin of the AOSHQ elbows meme?"
I'm not even sure of the rules, I think: 1) don't go offtopic 2) always convert to tiny urls 3) don't pull ettes hair Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 12, 2021 05:35 PM (83lwH) 133
The lady in the blue polka dot dress looks like she just smelled a fart.
Posted by: Ronster at June 12, 2021 05:36 PM (ABY9A) 134
I wish all of the other outstanding members of the Horde a happy weekend.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 12, 2021 05:22 PM Thank you! You too! Posted by: The cows, out standing in their field at June 12, 2021 05:36 PM (DMUuz) Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 12, 2021 05:36 PM (83lwH) 136
Glauque is a French pistol.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2021 05:35 PM (63Dwl) That fires one of those white surrender flags. Posted by: weirdflunky at June 12, 2021 05:36 PM (Lktpy) 137
I'm still bracing for Kamala and Dr. Jill, because you know it's coming like a pandemic.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 12, 2021 05:37 PM (2k5ha) 138
no wait I vaguely some drama around elbows...
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 12, 2021 05:38 PM (83lwH) 139
I have to admit I missed the origin of the otter meme myself. Missed it by about 3 hours. Showed up in an ONT like I did every night, and everyone was talking about otters. Whatever it was, it happened that day and it must have been epic.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 12, 2021 05:38 PM (5p7BC) 140
Glauque is a French pistol.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. That fires one of those white surrender flags. Posted by: weirdflunky .....what says "bangue" on it? Posted by: Bugs Lapin at June 12, 2021 05:39 PM (P1f+c) 141
Dropped a 100# sow in my corn field, broad daylight. Going to be a helluva summer.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 12, 2021 05:40 PM (xEIoY) 142
Out of all the repercussions from mask madness I have yet to see a report on how much the make-up industry lost in lipstick sales.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2021 05:40 PM (GOz58) 143
I
have to admit I missed the origin of the otter meme myself. Missed it by about 3 hours. Showed up in an ONT like I did every night, and everyone was talking about otters. Whatever it was, it happened that day and it must have been epic. Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 12, 2021 05:38 PM Same thing happened to me with the lace wig thing. Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 12, 2021 05:40 PM (JUOKG) 144
I know I missed the pet thread, but I have an eight year old boxer mix that's supposed to be on a urinary dry food diet. She won't eat. Any suggestions?
Posted by: Blutarski at June 12, 2021 05:40 PM (dmfmx) 145
no wait I vaguely some drama around elbows...
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 12, 2021 05:38 PM (83lwH) There were some pretty impressive elbows around here every Sunday until the nfl went insane Posted by: weirdflunky at June 12, 2021 05:40 PM (Lktpy) 146
You mean you don't know the origin of the AOSHQ elbows meme?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 12, 2021 05:34 PM (5p7BC Which reminds me. It's been a couple of years since we've had a Saturday afternoon football thread. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 12, 2021 05:41 PM (BMmaB) 147
I know I couldn't judge those dogs, they are are great looking. Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2021 05:27 PM (Cxk7w) ___________ In the final lineup, Lila is a little dark spot in a sea of white. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2021 05:41 PM (mht8P) 148
Too Bad, did you clean it and prep for freezing?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2021 05:41 PM (GOz58) 149
So... you guys are just gonna leave me hanging eh? hehe
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 12, 2021 05:41 PM (83lwH) 150
Glauque is a French pistol.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. Heh. Austria hasn't been good to France. Posted by: Just a side note at June 12, 2021 05:42 PM (2DOZq) 151
Zeke Miller
@ZekeJMiller Biden to name Pulse Nightclub a national memorial - President Joe Biden said on the fifth anniversary of a mass shooting at the Pulse Nightclub in Orlando, Florida, that he will sign a bill naming the site as a national memorial. . . . The president emphasized that the country must do more to reduce gun violence, such as banning assault weapons and closing loopholes in regulations that enable gun buyers to bypass background checks. Biden said the nation must acknowledge that gun violence has hurt members of the LGBTQ community - Yeah, conservative Christians hit the QWERTY at Pulse. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 12, 2021 05:42 PM (d9FiS) 152
I just went back to watch the Borzoi judging, Delilah is one gorgeous doggette!
Posted by: CN at June 12, 2021 05:42 PM (ONvIw) Posted by: JT at June 12, 2021 05:42 PM (arJlL) 154
On elbows, pretty sure this wasn't the origin, but one of the COBs (drawing a blank on which) did a college football thread on weekends and always posted pictures of college cheerleaders in their skimpy uniforms. Instead of talking about their attractive breasts, leg, or butts, he would say elbows.
I always assumed it was a euphemism for the other features. Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 12, 2021 05:42 PM (5p7BC) 155
Hiya Debs !
Posted by: JT at June 12, 2021 05:42 PM (arJlL) 156
OM will tell you that chess thread is open. No hundred comment business.
Posted by: weirdflunky at June 12, 2021 05:42 PM (Lktpy) 157
Ben Had no I'm still in Misery (Missouri).
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 12, 2021 05:43 PM (nxdel) 158
And though I appreciate all the "mask over" stories, how many of these people are going to mask up at the slightest hint of "danger" in future? We have damaged society beyond belief imho
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 12, 2021 05:43 PM (xEIoY) 159
All I remember is that there were these greeeat pictures of scantily clad cheerleaders and the morons were always talking about their elbows. It must be some kind of code. (-:
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 12, 2021 05:43 PM (sd8p8) Posted by: JT at June 12, 2021 05:43 PM (arJlL) 161
Green dress beauty.
Posted by: Eromero at June 12, 2021 05:43 PM (0OP+5) Posted by: Just a side note at June 12, 2021 05:43 PM (2DOZq) 163
Put this series up last week, here is another
https://inchhighguy.wordpress.com/women warriors 121 https://tinyurl.com/43v4hd35 Some very lovely ladies Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2021 05:44 PM (Cxk7w) 164
Ms Had, my stomach isn't that strong. Buzzards have to eat though.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 12, 2021 05:44 PM (xEIoY) 165
FFS - Pretty sure the gay community and the owners would much rather Pulse be open for business instead of being a national memorial.
Stupid. Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 12, 2021 05:45 PM (5p7BC) Posted by: Muldoon at June 12, 2021 05:45 PM (Fc5rx) Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 12, 2021 05:45 PM (xopIz) 168
"Biden said the nation must acknowledge that gun violence has hurt members of the LGBTQ community"
The shooter frequented the gay club he shot up... "that he will sign a bill naming the site as a national memorial." Oh that's brilliant. So many mass shooters claim they wanted to make a splash, making their murder site a national memorial will just incentivize. Biden wants MORE mass murders so the Dems can ban lawful possession of firearms while emotions are raw. Same way BLM uses black corpses as props to advance Marxism. I really hate these people. Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 12, 2021 05:46 PM (83lwH) 169
Don't let them create another narrative . Posted by: Just a side note at June 12, 2021 05:43 PM (2DOZq) __________ Oh, like poor innocemt Matthew Shepard was murdered by gay-hating yahoos. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2021 05:46 PM (mht8P) 170
Wrote this 1/2 hr ago and ditched it
Elbows started on old football threads with cheerleader pictures, it wasn't Elbows being thought about. Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2021 05:46 PM (Cxk7w) Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2021 05:46 PM (P1f+c) Posted by: Captain Ned at June 12, 2021 05:46 PM (70ISd) 173
Sharon, I will have a PSA in a bit about rooms for the MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2021 05:46 PM (GOz58) 174
Ha. I am in Misery (Missouri) too. Until mid September, can't wait. Hate it here.
Posted by: jeet at June 12, 2021 05:46 PM (g741k) 175
Biden to name Pulse Nightclub a national memorial
As I remember, the police took a very long time before entering, so many people had a chance to bleed out - not really the fault of the police, same zeal as the Broward Sheriff Department had during the school shooting. Wait outside until the shooter dies of old age. But the part that never was explored was where a large number of people retreated to the bathroom and cowered there. It was the wall to that very bathroom that the SWAT team decided to blow up to breech the building. I wonder how many died from the concussion and violence of an explosion dropping a concrete wall on those inside. I would say, without evidence, that the tactics by the police rivaled the numbers killed by the perps. Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 12, 2021 05:47 PM (XcqlI) 176
The President in waiting will break the glass ceiling, and laugh her way to it.Its a wonderful life for our next pretend President.
Posted by: Colin at June 12, 2021 05:47 PM (PWsjb) 177
It was a joke about no cheerleader being perfect. There is always some wrong upon closer examination.
Posted by: f'd at June 12, 2021 05:47 PM (Tnijr) 178
I just went back to watch the Borzoi judging,
***** I glanced at that and saw 'Borzoi juggling' THAT would be awesome. Posted by: Muldoon at June 12, 2021 05:47 PM (Fc5rx) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2021 05:48 PM (mht8P) 180
Wrote this 1/2 hr ago and ditched it
Elbows started on old football threads with cheerleader pictures, it wasn't Elbows being thought about. Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2021 05:46 PM That's what I remember, pointy elbows. Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 12, 2021 05:48 PM (JUOKG) 181
I apologize but I've passed a weeeee bit drunk.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2021 05:48 PM (cSyAR) 182
Something wrong, I mean. Like gnarly elbows.
Posted by: f'd at June 12, 2021 05:48 PM (Tnijr) 183
Elbows arose from snark of criticizing a super hot woman that really had nothing you could criticize about her looks.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 12, 2021 05:49 PM (2DOZq) 184
I glanced at that and saw 'Borzoi juggling'
THAT would be awesome. Posted by: Muldoon Depends on what they were juggling. Chihuahuas would be hilarious! Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2021 05:49 PM (P1f+c) 185
106 "Clinton-esque?"
================ I prefer to use Clinton-ion. Example: Liberal: Men and women are equal! Badger: Really? I'm a Math major so know equal, definition: 'Exactly the same." So are you saying men & women are exactly the same or do you have some Clinton-ion definition of which I'm unaware? Liberal: You misogynist! You hate women! Badger: WRONG! I'm a misanthrope, I hate everyone ... BITCH! Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at June 12, 2021 05:49 PM (wYXd3) 186
Football threads will matter when Lord Saban retires. BTW he just signed an extension to 2028. RTR.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 12, 2021 05:49 PM (xEIoY) 187
I think some Moron said something about some cheerleaders were too pointy.
Posted by: f'd at June 12, 2021 05:49 PM (Tnijr) Posted by: Jewells45 at June 12, 2021 05:49 PM (nxdel) 189
France is easily understood once contrasted with Belgium.
Ever notice how New Money people behave when they move into Upper Class areas? Putting on airs, overcompensating, etc. That's France wanting Belgium to accept them as equals. Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 12, 2021 05:50 PM (83lwH) Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 12, 2021 05:51 PM (83lwH) 191
I think the IDF wins hands down.
Posted by: dartist at June 12, 2021 05:51 PM (+ya+t) 192
France is easily understood once contrasted with Belgium. Ever notice how New Money people behave when they move into Upper Class areas? Putting on airs, overcompensating, etc. That's France wanting Belgium to accept them as equals. Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 12, 2021 05:50 PM We bailed out France twice, they bailed us out once, they owe us. Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 12, 2021 05:51 PM (JUOKG) 193
167 Opposite of classy?
Tacky. Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 12, 2021 05:45 PM (xopIz) Dumbassy Posted by: CN at June 12, 2021 05:51 PM (ONvIw) 194
Oh, like poor innocemt Matthew Shepard was murdered by gay-hating yahoos.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2021 05:46 PM (mht8P) I knew a guy in Wyoming in law enforcement who ran across Shepard in an official capacity more than once. He basically said the kid was living a very dangerous life (drugs, hooking up, etc.), and at least of the guys who killed him was also gay. Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 12, 2021 05:52 PM (x8Wzq) 195
I spent a week in Paris two years ago. The first good food I had was when I got to Brussels.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 12, 2021 05:52 PM (5p7BC) 196
Yes... And yet she never made any magazine covers and Dr. Jill has....
Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2021 04:39 PM (Zmnk There must be a word for the opposite of classy. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy The Dr. Doctor couldn't buy class if it was on sale at the Dollar store. Melanie doesn't need to be on their supercilious magzine covers. She is the very definition of class Posted by: Sock Monkey * sweat more in training, bleed less in battle at June 12, 2021 05:52 PM (sgK7E) 197
" It was a joke about no cheerleader being perfect. There is always some wrong upon closer examination."
I seem to remember it was more along these lines. But TBF I was stoned most of that year. Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 12, 2021 05:52 PM (83lwH) 198
Hi dartist, Hope you are well.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2021 05:52 PM (GOz58) 199
Nobody wants to see cheerleaders nowadays anyway. No tellin what's under that skirt.
Posted by: f'd at June 12, 2021 05:53 PM (Tnijr) 200
Belgium > France
Solely because of FN. Can you believe France turned down the Browning Hi Power at last minute for their own design that has long since been forgotten. Posted by: Just a side note at June 12, 2021 05:54 PM (2DOZq) 201
I always thought of elbows as a system of measure. Which would touch first when she walked up to a wall.
Posted by: dartist at June 12, 2021 05:54 PM (+ya+t) 202
151 Zeke Miller
@ZekeJMiller Biden to name Pulse Nightclub a national memorial - President Joe Biden said on the fifth anniversary of a mass shooting at the Pulse Nightclub in Orlando, Florida, that he will sign a bill naming the site as a national memorial. . . . The president emphasized that the country must do more to reduce gun violence, such as banning assault weapons and closing loopholes in regulations that enable gun buyers to bypass background checks. Biden said the nation must acknowledge that gun violence has hurt members of the LGBTQ community Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 12, 2021 05:42 PM (d9FiS) How Islamiphobic to make it a national memorial and keep the Religion of Peace from building a mosque on conquered land, as is their culture. Be better pudding brain. / Posted by: Bete at June 12, 2021 05:55 PM (Ojki1) 203
Oh that's brilliant. So many mass shooters claim they wanted to make a splash, making their murder site a national memorial will just incentivize.
America has always had this sick and depraved obsession with ignoring victory and celebrating death and failure. How many people know about Pearl Harbor Day but can't name VE or VJ day? Remember the Alamo! When was Saddam Hussein or Osama bin Laden taken out compared to knowing about 9-11 ? Where were you when JFK was shot or MLK or John Lennon? What date did man step on to the moon? But we know the date of the Columbia disaster. Everyone takes the day off for Memorial, but only government and banks observe Veterans. I fear that July 4th will fade away before Cinco de Mayo. Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 12, 2021 05:55 PM (XcqlI) 204
190 Badger: I'm a misanthrope, I hate everyone EQUALLY
FIFY Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 12, 2021 05:51 PM (83lwH) ==================== golf clap... equally acceptable response :-) Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at June 12, 2021 05:57 PM (wYXd3) 205
The cheerleader comment at 199 is an IED. Can't volunteer for that duty regardless of your view of statistics. The Rubic's Cube of comments.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 12, 2021 05:57 PM (xEIoY) 206
Hi dartist, Hope you are well.
-------- Hiya Ben Had, I am, thank you and wish the same for you and yours! Posted by: dartist at June 12, 2021 05:57 PM (+ya+t) 207
{{Ben Had}}
Miss you. Sent something to you and to Bob and Jen but theirs got shipped immediately and yours still waiting to ship. Didn't want you to think I'd forgotten how fortunate I am to be part of your tribe and looking forward to that horse ride in October. Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 12, 2021 05:57 PM (sd8p8) 208
Mrs Trump looks genuinely classy.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 12, 2021 04:35 PM (cSyAR) Face it, she's no DOCTOR Jill. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 12, 2021 05:58 PM (fLVm1) 209
I apologize but I've passed a weeeee bit drunk.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy Oot yer nut or just pished? Posted by: Sock Monkey * nut here tae mess aboot at June 12, 2021 05:58 PM (sgK7E) 210
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 12, 2021 05:55 PM
I think it's just human nature. Traumatic events stick in the memory more than other events. Posted by: Just a side note at June 12, 2021 05:59 PM (2DOZq) Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at June 12, 2021 05:59 PM (wYXd3) 212
Sharon, the pleasure of your company is all that I could ever want.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2021 05:59 PM (GOz58) 213
I always thought of elbows as a system of measure. Which would touch first when she walked up to a wall.
Posted by: dartist at June 12, 2021 05:54 PM What? Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 12, 2021 06:00 PM (JUOKG) 214
Mr Hick, given your date exam, I am on a list somewhere, I know all the "wrong" answers. Fucking A.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 12, 2021 06:00 PM (xEIoY) 215
No one took a crack at #2.
Well it's a sticky wicket but thinking N - g6+, K either goes g7 or B x g6 ( B - x g6 line) Q x g6, a2 - a1( Q) Q - e8# Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2021 06:01 PM (Cxk7w) 216
Posted by: Blutarski at June 12, 2021 05:40 PM (dmfmx)
Put beef broth on the food. She'll eat it. Posted by: clutch at June 12, 2021 06:01 PM (9UmRs) 217
Ben Had, there is just something about getting to share a meal with friends.....
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 12, 2021 06:01 PM (sd8p8) 218
Had some devastating news today. The wife of the general manager for my business called and said she found him dead in their kitchen today.
He was great man. Started working with me 30 yrs ago and made it to the top of our organization. He was like family. I'll miss him so much. Any prayers for Chad's family would be much appreciated. Posted by: olddog in mo at June 12, 2021 06:02 PM (ju2Fy) 219
Skip look at #211.. Had to take a break to finish making hummus, but got it
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at June 12, 2021 06:02 PM (wYXd3) Posted by: vdoggeh woof woof at June 12, 2021 06:02 PM (oEn12) 221
Mr Hick, given your date exam, I am on a list somewhere, I know all the "wrong" answers. Fucking A.
Maybe this should be a Moron Test - a shibboleth. We would know victories and celebrate them. Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 12, 2021 06:03 PM (XcqlI) 222
Beginner problem: 1. Qc7+ Ka1 2. Bxb7# What have I missed?
Posted by: jdgalt at June 12, 2021 06:04 PM (3SFo/) 223
156 OM will tell you that chess thread is open. No hundred comment business.
Posted by: weirdflunky at June 12, 2021 05:42 PM (Lktpy) Right. I announce this every week, at the top of the thread. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 12, 2021 06:04 PM (nGb+J) 224
144 I know I missed the pet thread, but I have an eight year old boxer mix that's supposed to be on a urinary dry food diet. She won't eat. Any suggestions?
Posted by: Blutarski at June 12, 2021 05:40 PM (dmfmx) talk to your vet about adding canned green beans, cooked chicken or ground beef to the kibble. If she can tolerate those and they don't affect her kidneys or urinary tract, it might help her eat. Posted by: Moki at June 12, 2021 06:04 PM (JrN/x) 225
I really hate these people.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur My burning hate is measured in Kelvins. Posted by: Sock Monkey * nut here tae mess aboot at June 12, 2021 06:05 PM (sgK7E) 226
PSA for the TXMoMe. The Holiday Inn Express is offering us a room discount. The Hampton Inn was impossible to do business with. I will tell you who to speak to when you email me.
BackwardsBoy's trip to the MoMe is almost completely covered. There is no place that can ever compare. Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2021 06:05 PM (GOz58) 227
Today is my daughter's 15th birthday. We let her get her ears pierced on the 13th birthday and last year she could use mascara and lip gloss. This year she can now use all makeup. The Duchess spent the afternoon showing her how. She's not my little girl anymore and I have the sadz. I also have a shotgun.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 12, 2021 06:05 PM (kTF2Z) 228
prayers up olddog. How is your lovely bride?
Posted by: Moki at June 12, 2021 06:05 PM (JrN/x) 229
222 Beginner problem: 1. Qc7+ Ka1 2. Bxb7# What have I missed?
Posted by: jdgalt at June 12, 2021 06:04 PM (3SFo/) If 2.Bxb7+ then 2...Rxb7 Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 12, 2021 06:05 PM (nGb+J) 230
Any prayers for Chad's family would be much appreciated.
Posted by: olddog in mo at June 12, 2021 06:02 PM (ju2Fy) I'm so sorry for your loss. Prayers ascending. Posted by: vdoggeh woof woof at June 12, 2021 06:05 PM (oEn12) Posted by: dartist at June 12, 2021 06:06 PM (+ya+t) 232
Any prayers for Chad's family would be much appreciated.
Posted by: olddog in mo Sorry to hear that OD. Prayers up. Posted by: Sock Monkey * nut here tae mess aboot at June 12, 2021 06:07 PM (sgK7E) 233
olddog, Prayers for Chad's family and a raised glass in his memory.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2021 06:07 PM (GOz58) 234
164 Ms Had, my stomach isn't that strong. Buzzards have to eat though.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 12, 2021 05:44 PM (xEIoY) Same as worms Posted by: clutch at June 12, 2021 06:08 PM (9UmRs) 235
just a sidenote, try this
https://tinyurl.com/kfshtf7t Posted by: vdoggeh woof woof at June 12, 2021 06:02 PM (oEn12) Thanks but no luck. I think the problem is on my end. Posted by: Just a side note at June 12, 2021 06:08 PM (2DOZq) 236
Sorry to hear that olddog.
Posted by: dartist at June 12, 2021 06:10 PM (+ya+t) Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 12, 2021 06:10 PM (nGb+J) 238
121 111 Approaching marginal, but acceptable.
Posted by: Midwesterner at June 12, 2021 05:27 PM (DMUuz) I'm so glad you approve. Don't think you'll like the one I'll be using next week, though. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 12, 2021 05:30 PM (nGb+J) This is the commenter that accused you of using smutty girls for the chess thread that she wouldn't dare to let her husband or father see. Posted by: buzzion at June 12, 2021 06:11 PM (vMCab) 239
Indonesian gal is purty!
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 12, 2021 06:11 PM (7dTEx) 240
14 people shot on 6th street in Austin when I assume two groups of people had a gun fight. No dead yet but some were critical. They have one suspect in custody and another on the run.
The only description the news gave was ' two males'. The MSM is such a joke. Posted by: Just a side note at June 12, 2021 06:12 PM (2DOZq) Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2021 06:12 PM (u82oZ) 242
144 I know I missed the pet thread, but I have an eight year old boxer mix that's supposed to be on a urinary dry food diet. She won't eat. Any suggestions?
Posted by: Blutarski at June 12, 2021 05:40 PM (dmfmx) what kind of urinary problem does she have and what exactly is a urinary dry food diet? Posted by: vdoggeh woof woof at June 12, 2021 06:12 PM (oEn12) 243
Or its just someone socking that idiot.
Posted by: buzzion at June 12, 2021 06:13 PM (vMCab) 244
Description I saw was thin black man with dreds.
Posted by: f'd at June 12, 2021 06:13 PM (Tnijr) 245
This is the commenter that accused you of using smutty girls for the chess thread that she wouldn't dare to let her husband or father see.
Posted by: buzzion at June 12, 2021 06:11 PM (vMCab) Yes. She has very high standards. She's going to be disappointed next Saturday, tho. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 12, 2021 06:13 PM (nGb+J) Posted by: Blutarski at June 12, 2021 06:14 PM (dmfmx) 247
PSA
for the TXMoMe. The Holiday Inn Express is offering us a room discount. The Hampton Inn was impossible to do business with. I will tell you who to speak to when you email me. BackwardsBoy's trip to the MoMe is almost completely covered. There is no place that can ever compare. Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2021 06:05 PM (GOz5 The holiday inn express was basically right across from the hampton, right? Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 12, 2021 06:14 PM (VwHCD) 248
229 222 Beginner problem: 1. Qc7+ Ka1 2. Bxb7# What have I missed?
Posted by: jdgalt at June 12, 2021 06:04 PM (3SFo/) ==================== See #47 Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at June 12, 2021 06:14 PM (wYXd3) 249
I really like the end-game advanced puzzles. I managed to win it, but some of those are non-intuitive.
Posted by: goodluckduck at June 12, 2021 06:14 PM (V8zw+) 250
240 14 people shot on 6th street in Austin when I assume two groups of people had a gun fight. No dead yet but some were critical. They have one suspect in custody and another on the run.
The only description the news gave was ' two males'. The MSM is such a joke. Posted by: Just a side note at June 12, 2021 06:12 PM (2DOZq) Yeah, but that just means everyone knows what the first descriptor would be. The description that dare not speak its name. Posted by: Bete at June 12, 2021 06:14 PM (Ojki1) 251
245 This is the commenter that accused you of using smutty girls for the chess thread that she wouldn't dare to let her husband or father see.
Posted by: buzzion at June 12, 2021 06:11 PM (vMCab) Yes. She has very high standards. She's going to be disappointed next Saturday, tho. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 12, 2021 06:13 PM (nGb+J) So...elbows. Posted by: Bete at June 12, 2021 06:15 PM (Ojki1) 252
what kind of urinary problem does she have and what exactly is a urinary dry food diet?
Posted by: vdoggeh woof woof She gets "chrystals" in her urinary system. There's another name for it but I can't remember, styrites or something. She is supposed to eat only this type of food and she just won't. To buy the food I need a vet's sign off on it. Posted by: Blutarski at June 12, 2021 06:16 PM (dmfmx) 253
The only description the news gave was ' two males'. The MSM is such a joke.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 12, 2021 06:12 PM (2DOZq) I saw a screen grab of the Austin newspaper that read "we're not going to tell you what the guy looks like because any description would just feed into stereotypes." Once again we see politics > public safety. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 12, 2021 06:16 PM (nGb+J) 254
How is your lovely bride?
Posted by: Moki at June 12, 2021 06:05 PM ---------------------- Doing great, Moki. Thanks for asking. Although I caught her outside working in the yard in this 100 degree heat. She damn near passed out. Had to drag her ass back inside. (I did let her go back out, but only to get in the pool.) Posted by: olddog in mo at June 12, 2021 06:16 PM (ju2Fy) 255
I glanced at that and saw 'Borzoi juggling'
THAT would be awesome.Posted by: Muldoon at June 12, 2021 05:47 PM (Fc5rx) Borzoi juggling! I've heard of that too! Posted by: Navin Johnson at June 12, 2021 06:16 PM (ySM85) 256
Hmm Breitbart says shooter was" skinny black male with locs-style hair", whatever that is.
Posted by: f'd at June 12, 2021 06:17 PM (Tnijr) 257
Approaching marginal, but acceptable.
Posted by: Midwesterner at June 12, 2021 05:27 PM (DMUuz) I'm so glad you approve. Don't think you'll like the one I'll be using next week, though. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 12, 2021 05:30 PM (nGb+J) This is the commenter that accused you of using smutty girls for the chess thread that she wouldn't dare to let her husband or father see. Posted by: buzzion at June 12, 2021 06:11 PM (vMCab) I have it on good authority that "she" is in awe of bats. Posted by: runner at June 12, 2021 06:17 PM (V13WU) 258
Lord please help me...
Posted by: Ladyl at June 12, 2021 06:17 PM (+4oV5) 259
That Hungarian Chess baba kinda sorta looks like Ingrid Bergman
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 12, 2021 06:17 PM (xopIz) 260
She looks so familiar to me that I thought I knew her.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 12, 2021 06:18 PM (xopIz) 261
Berserker, yes. I will send you the info hopefully tomorrow.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2021 06:18 PM (GOz58) 262
Prayers for Chad's family, olddog, and I am sorry for the loss of your friend.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 12, 2021 06:18 PM (a4EWo) 263
Sure hope to see you in Texas, Berserker!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at June 12, 2021 06:19 PM (+4oV5) 264
And thanks for the prayers, y'all. Best group of morons I know.
Ben Had, many glasses are being raised here. Posted by: olddog in mo at June 12, 2021 06:19 PM (ju2Fy) 265
Such sad news, olddog. Prayers for Chad and his family and of course, you as well.
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 12, 2021 06:19 PM (Z/jzm) 266
Ladyl, anything for you. Whatcha need?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2021 06:20 PM (GOz58) 267
I was just reading. The oldest cold case to date has been solved via the DNA databases from the genealogy outfits. It was 1956 double murder and rape in Great Falls, Montana. Young couple were parked on a local lovers' lane. Both were shot in the head and the 16 yr. old girl was raped as well. The found the perp, a man in Missouri. He died in 2007. Gathering evidence from his children, they proved it was him. I have very mixed feelings about this. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2021 06:21 PM (Mzdiz) 268
227 Today is my daughter's 15th birthday. We let her get her ears pierced on the 13th birthday and last year she could use mascara and lip gloss. This year she can now use all makeup. The Duchess spent the afternoon showing her how. She's not my little girl anymore and I have the sadz. I also have a shotgun.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 12, 2021 06:05 PM (kTF2Z) In this order: Moat, with alligators. Wall. Concertina wire. Landmines. Sniper tower. Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2021 06:21 PM (Yoq4u) 269
Hotels for the Texas MoMe? I thought y'all slept on the ground using your Saddles for pillows. I'm shattered!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 12, 2021 06:22 PM (kTF2Z) 270
olddog, I knew you had it right. Mourn the loss but always celebrate the life.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2021 06:24 PM (GOz58) 271
For all the capitalist hate, FOX Sports seemed delighted with Jay Gould, whose estate they are using for the dog show.
Delilah up soon. My doggo's daddy is back competing in the Russell Terrier group. Posted by: CN at June 12, 2021 06:25 PM (ONvIw) Posted by: SFGoth at June 12, 2021 06:26 PM (KAi1n) 273
Duke, we have those accommodations as well.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2021 06:26 PM (GOz58) 274
I was just reading. The oldest cold case to date has been solved via the DNA databases from the genealogy outfits. It was 1956 double murder and rape in Great Falls, Montana.
Young couple were parked on a local lovers' lane. Both were shot in the head and the 16 yr. old girl was raped as well. The found the perp, a man in Missouri. He died in 2007. Gathering evidence from his children, they proved it was him. I have very mixed feelings about this. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2021 06:21 PM (Mzdiz) Its almost like giving away your dna to a third party destroys the privacy of your family that didn't volunteer to do it. I just wonder if I'll be alive to see the argument that a national dna registry is perfectly fine and not a violation of rights. Posted by: buzzion at June 12, 2021 06:26 PM (vMCab) 275
The only description the news gave was ' two males'. The MSM is such a joke.
Posted by: Just a side note Josh Kraushaar @HotlineJosh Unusual: "Police have only released a vague description of the suspected shooter as of Saturday morning. The American-Statesman is not including the description as it is too vague at this time to be useful in identifying the shooter" . . . "...and such publication could be harmful in perpetuating stereotypes" - They're just trying to keep you from having a hate-gasm! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 12, 2021 06:27 PM (d9FiS) 276
No doggos or people kneeling for the anthem!
Posted by: CN at June 12, 2021 06:28 PM (ONvIw) 277
Berserker, yes. I will send you the info hopefully tomorrow. Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2021 06:18 PM (GOz5 very cool. I'm guessing the hampton was a flame out? Well, to be honest, it was nice, but not the cleanest, and I'm usually a hampton fan. When me and my bro went to check out the room the bed spread on his bed was filthy, like it was dragged on the floor and picked up all kinds of crap, then we found some pill on the carpet. Ok yeah, metal guitar player complaining about shit hotel rooms and pills on the floor, but this was vacation, lol. Anyway, I went to the lobby, saw the dude at the desk with the hassan chop headgear, and he looked fairly pissed about the room condition, and offered us a new room. My brother, in his typical style says " same chick cleaning, wtf do you think will be better about the next room". We went out for a smoke, went back upstairs and all the room seals were broken and some suits were in there inspecting things. At that point I was already eye balling the holiday inn express. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 12, 2021 06:29 PM (VwHCD) 278
I'm drinking Manhattan knob
Posted by: Shep! at June 12, 2021 06:29 PM (slg0w) 279
Berserker, BackwardsBoy is joining us this year and between the two of you, I can't wait.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2021 06:31 PM (GOz58) 280
When singing the national anthem, I do not think white folk should try to sing like black folk. Like this woman is doing.
Posted by: Blutarski at June 12, 2021 06:31 PM (dmfmx) 281
Hmm Breitbart says shooter was" skinny black male with locs-style hair", whatever that is.
Posted by: f'd I wonder where Ibram X. Kendi was? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 12, 2021 06:32 PM (d9FiS) 282
The Westminster Dog Show would never air on NBC. They wouldn't know how to cover the sport where you can't have a ten minute human interest story 3 time an hour for the contestants.
Posted by: buzzion at June 12, 2021 06:33 PM (vMCab) 283
The Biewer Terrier sure is a cute new breed.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 12, 2021 06:34 PM (NpAcC) 284
Solutions up.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 12, 2021 06:34 PM (nGb+J) 285
Watching for Delilah at Westminster!
Posted by: Jen the original at June 12, 2021 06:35 PM (1kbnN) 286
280 When singing the national anthem, I do not think white folk should try to sing like black folk. Like this woman is doing.
Posted by: Blutarski at June 12, 2021 06:31 PM (dmfmx) I liked it anyway...no knees. Hounds up! Posted by: CN at June 12, 2021 06:35 PM (ONvIw) 287
So, sorry for your loss olddog. Sending prayers.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 12, 2021 06:36 PM (NpAcC) 288
buzzion--
You said it. We have twice been in Canada during the summer Olympics and watched them on the CBC. Absolutely none of the NBC garbage--just athletes and competition. It was delightful and far more interesting and moving. Since Canada's gone insane recently, don't know if that will be true or not this year. Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at June 12, 2021 06:36 PM (fTtFy) 289
Berserker, I tried dealing with those fuckwads for 3 months to no satisfaction. No, I ain't sending a proposal and I want to deal with a human in charge. This is a fucking small town and you had better appreciate the business. The Mayor was the next phone call.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2021 06:36 PM (GOz58) 290
I once owned a black Afghan
Posted by: redridinghood at June 12, 2021 06:36 PM (NpAcC) 291
The way this DNA database thing typically works is they get a close match to a distant relative of the perp. On average it's roughly 2nd - 3rd cousin level. They then construct a reverse family tree from that hit, finding all that person's relatives. They then start investigating them all, trying to zero in on the one who could be placed at the scene of the crime. Oh, yep, he's a 2nd cousin that lived in the area.... That subjects a bunch of innocent people to a investigative colonoscopy. And that's bad enough. But in the case, the perp was dead, and had been dead for over 10 years. Is there any real justice that comes from identifying him? Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2021 06:36 PM (Mzdiz) 292
Today is my daughter's 15th birthday. We let her get her ears pierced on the 13th birthday and last year she could use mascara and lip gloss. This year she can now use all makeup. The Duchess spent the afternoon showing her how. She's not my little girl anymore and I have the sadz. I also have a shotgun.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 12, 2021 06:05 PM (kTF2Z) Ahhh. Good times. Hopefully you will one day experienced what i did this very morning. Daughters of Diogenes were texting about the shooting in Austin and i was cc'd on the notes. They both agreed "nothing good happens after midnight"...one of our main slogans back in their dating days. They remember! Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2021 06:37 PM (axyOa) 293
Hotels for the Texas MoMe? I thought y'all slept on the ground using your Saddles for pillows. I'm shattered!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 12, 2021 06:22 PM After the fine evening repast, and a couple of hours relaxing around the campfire, even everyone waving their Cattlemans, Gus', and Ten Gallons simultaneously and vigorously cannot improve the air quality to meet CARB standards. Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2021 06:37 PM (DMUuz) 294
So simple after the solutions
Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2021 06:38 PM (Cxk7w) 295
What's new in the world? Other than the left is ruining it. I hear the G7 is glad there is not chaos with sundown like there was with PDT? So that means sundown is blowing them all
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2021 06:38 PM (Irn0L) 296
George Washington owned 36 Foxhounds. Cancel!!
Posted by: Blutarski at June 12, 2021 06:39 PM (dmfmx) 297
Fox for heavens sake get the feed fixed!
Posted by: Jen the original at June 12, 2021 06:40 PM (1kbnN) 298
I just wonder if I'll be alive to see the argument that a national dna registry is perfectly fine and not a violation of rights. ---------- They've been trying at the V.A. for a few years now. Million Man or some such. Give us your dna to save another soldiers' life is how they pitched it. I'll bet I've given gallons of my blood to them over the years. If they don't have my dna by now it's on them. Posted by: dartist at June 12, 2021 06:40 PM (+ya+t) 299
U.S. President Joe Biden brought a sharply different tone to the Group of Seven summit from predecessor Donald Trump by allowing frank and collaborative discussion of global issues without sowing disruptive chaos, a source with knowledge of the discussions says.
"It used to be complete chaos," says the source. "Before, we were on edge the entire, the whole time just trying to keep the G7 intact - and you don't have to worry about that now." Fuck You. Hey sundown represent us Americans the global cock suckers Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2021 06:42 PM (Irn0L) 300
Blutarski @ 280- I love to sing the National Anthem and I always stand, whiter than white.
Posted by: Eromero at June 12, 2021 06:42 PM (0OP+5) 301
Hotels for the Texas MoMe? I thought y'all slept on the ground using your Saddles for pillows. I'm shattered!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 12, 2021 06:22 PM Or sleep in your rental cars. Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2021 06:44 PM (Irn0L) 302
Delilah coming up
Posted by: CN at June 12, 2021 06:44 PM (ONvIw) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2021 06:44 PM (mht8P) 304
Watching for Delilah at Westminster!
Posted by: Jen the original at June 12, 2021 06:35 PM (1kbnN) ---------- Why, why, why? Posted by: Tom Jones at June 12, 2021 06:45 PM (fLVm1) 305
Berserker, BackwardsBoy is joining us this year and between the two of you, I can't wait.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2021 06:31 PM (GOz5 Oh that mofo better be bringing a bass. Not sure I know his style of music, but with enough booze we'll work it out. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 12, 2021 06:45 PM (VwHCD) 306
Under joebama the Eurogrifters have free rein. I'll bet they are licking their chops.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2021 06:45 PM (GOz58) 307
Went to the mini-gubshow today with hogmartin, found some 10MM. Mission accomplished.
Posted by: Eromero at June 12, 2021 06:46 PM (0OP+5) Posted by: Blutarski at June 12, 2021 06:46 PM (dmfmx) 309
DELILAH!
Posted by: redridinghood at June 12, 2021 06:46 PM (NpAcC) 310
here she is!
Posted by: CN at June 12, 2021 06:46 PM (ONvIw) 311
U.S. President Joe Biden brought a sharply different tone to the Group of Seven summit from predecessor Donald Trump by allowing frank and collaborative discussion of global issues without sowing disruptive chaos, a source with knowledge of the discussions says.I
*** In other words Mr Biden has given away the store and the American taxpayer is screwed. Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2021 06:47 PM (axyOa) 312
U.S.
President Joe Biden brought a sharply different tone to the Group of Seven summit from predecessor Donald Trump by allowing frank and collaborative discussion of global issues without sowing disruptive chaos, a source with knowledge of the discussions says. "It used to be complete chaos," says the source. "Before, we were on edge the entire, the whole time just trying to keep the G7 intact - and you don't have to worry about that now." so now we are Luxembourg. I take that back, that is an insult to Luxembourg., We are Mustique. Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2021 06:47 PM (gJfTA) 313
I want to hug Delilah!
Posted by: Jen the original at June 12, 2021 06:47 PM (1kbnN) 314
That's one handsome hordian.
Posted by: Blutarski at June 12, 2021 06:47 PM (dmfmx) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2021 06:47 PM (mht8P) 316
Berserker, seeing that happen is the end all be all.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2021 06:47 PM (GOz58) Posted by: JT at June 12, 2021 06:47 PM (arJlL) 318
Oh that mofo better be bringing a bass. Not sure I know his style of music, but with enough booze we'll work it out. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 12, 2021 06:45 PM So ... bass solo this year? Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2021 06:47 PM (DMUuz) 319
So...idiot uses TinyURL to link to a URL with a space in it...sheesh.
Posted by: FriscoYoda at June 12, 2021 06:48 PM (+56GQ) 320
317
Not her best performance. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2021 06:47 PM (mht8P) Shouldn't have let her go out last night with the sporting group. Posted by: buzzion at June 12, 2021 06:48 PM (vMCab) 321
>> Any computer can pretty much beat any expert chess master. I used to love to play, now why bother?
And, unless you happened to be an expert grand master, they were a lot of people who could beat you all the time as well. Did that make you want to give up? So just because I suck or am mediocre at some task or pastime compared to other people or machines, I shouldn't even bother? Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2021 06:48 PM (Mzdiz) 322
You got nothing on me. NOTHING, COPPER!
Posted by: Tom Jones at June 12, 2021 06:48 PM (fLVm1) 323
Blutarski, struvite crystals like in this site?
https://tinyurl.com/26mce4vc Poor doggeh. If the goal is to acidify her pee - might wanna make sure her water is not alkaline. Maybe give her bottled water if your tap water is alkaline? Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 12, 2021 06:48 PM (oEn12) 324
Is there any real justice that comes from identifying him?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2021 06:36 PM (Mzdiz) For the victim I suppose the answer is yes it helps. Posted by: Just a side note at June 12, 2021 06:49 PM (2DOZq) 325
Shouldn't have let her go out last night with the sporting group. Posted by: buzzion at June 12, 2021 06:48 PM (vMCab) --------- LOL Maybe some impromptu caternization? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 12, 2021 06:49 PM (fLVm1) 326
The judge have favorites?
Posted by: CN at June 12, 2021 06:49 PM (ONvIw) 327
Victim's family I meant to say.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 12, 2021 06:49 PM (2DOZq) 328
And that's bad enough. But in the case, the perp was dead, and had been dead for over 10 years.
Is there any real justice that comes from identifying him? Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear Some time ago I watched a documentary about identifying a U-Boat that had been sunk off the East Coast. Eventually, they identified the boat as one thought to have been sunk in the Mediterranean. When they tracked down and informed the daughter? Granddaughter? Niece? of one of the sailors she just collapsed into tears. Even after all these years, she was very moved to finally know what actually happened to her loved one. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 12, 2021 06:50 PM (d9FiS) 329
Ben Had I sent you an email.
Posted by: olddog in mo at June 12, 2021 06:51 PM (ju2Fy) 330
The judge have favorites?
Posted by: CN at June 12, 2021 06:49 PM (ONvIw) --------- Can a little payola in the right palm sway things in a dog competition? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 12, 2021 06:51 PM (fLVm1) Posted by: Blutarski at June 12, 2021 06:51 PM (dmfmx) 332
Joe wants to spend 40 trillion dollars on world infrastructure.
I say make it an even zillion. Posted by: f'd at June 12, 2021 06:51 PM (Tnijr) 333
U.S.
President Joe Biden brought a sharply different tone to the Group of Seven summit from predecessor Donald Trump by allowing frank and collaborative discussion of global issues without sowing disruptive chaos, a source with knowledge of the discussions says. "It used to be complete chaos," says the source. "Before, we were on edge the entire, the whole time just trying to keep the G7 intact - and you don't have to worry about that now." Europeans love cucks. Posted by: Puddleglum at June 12, 2021 06:52 PM (7dTEx) 334
Joe wants to spend 40 trillion dollars on world infrastructure.
I say make it an even zillion. Posted by: f'd at June 12, 2021 06:51 PM (Tnijr) ---------- I expect he'll ask for a Brazilian. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 12, 2021 06:52 PM (fLVm1) 335
Can a little payola in the right palm sway things in a dog competition? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 12, 2021 06:51 PM (fLVm1) _____________ If, like Gavin McAteer and Doug Shipley, you want to be banned for life. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2021 06:52 PM (mht8P) 336
Europeans love cucks.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 12, 2021 06:52 PM (7dTEx) --------- Also kickball, and America just sent them one. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 12, 2021 06:53 PM (fLVm1) 337
Europeans love cucks.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 12, 2021 06:52 PM (7dTEx That is a perfect retort. Posted by: Just a side note at June 12, 2021 06:54 PM (f4qXm) 338
I was so pleased to see my barber has dropped the nonsense too. I said, "Are we done with Face Diaper Theatre?" He grinned.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 12, 2021 04:52 PM (+nNqu) --- That barber from Owasso, Michigan who defied the White Whitchmer's edict and refused to lock down last spring still has to pay the fine for, among other trespasses, "barbering on the Capital steps" during the big protest. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 12, 2021 06:54 PM (Dc2NZ) 339
Europeans love it when the American agrees that all the problems in the world are the fault of America.
Posted by: buzzion at June 12, 2021 06:55 PM (vMCab) 340
What is up with Virginia.? Saw a speaker at a graduation invoked Allah in the Pledge. For the record, Allah is not God. Fucking Bush lie.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 12, 2021 06:55 PM (xEIoY) 341
Can a little payola in the right palm sway things in a dog competition?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 12, 2021 06:51 PM (fLVm1) LOL. I think he probably has a background raising at least one of the breeds. Posted by: CN at June 12, 2021 06:56 PM (ONvIw) Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 12, 2021 06:56 PM (kTF2Z) 343
Oh that mofo better be bringing a bass. Not sure I know his style of music, but with enough booze we'll work it out. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 12, 2021 06:45 PM (VwHCD) Bring a Bass? not a trout? Posted by: Romeo13 at June 12, 2021 06:56 PM (oHd/0) 344
Feel good story of the day:
A Palestinian knife yielding woman was shot dead at the West Bank Kalandia crossing near Jerusalem on Saturday by a security guard. The woman was identified as a 28-year old Hamas activist from the Aqabat Jabe refugee camp outside Jerico. Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2021 06:56 PM (Irn0L) 345
Big Bassett is kinda cool
Posted by: CN at June 12, 2021 06:57 PM (ONvIw) 346
WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!!!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 12, 2021 06:57 PM (nGb+J) 347
The news was full of "Biden will repair relationships" bullshit.
Forget all the amazing deals The Orange Avenger brokered, or the treaties and agreements signed. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 12, 2021 06:57 PM (Dc2NZ) 348
Europeans love it when the American agrees that all the problems in the world are the fault of America. Posted by: buzzion at June 12, 2021 06:55 PM (vMCab) _________ It's like being Husband of the World. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2021 06:57 PM (mht8P) 349
I've been looking up the struvite crystal stuff and a couple of sites say that animal protein (aka meat) is better, because plant-based protein, specially grain, will make the pee more alkaline.
Which I believe coz my doggeh is on a carnivore diet and his pee can burn grass like crazy. Also they say lots of water is important. Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 12, 2021 06:57 PM (oEn12) 350
Europeans love it when the American agrees that all the problems in the world are the fault of America.
Posted by: buzzion at June 12, 2021 06:55 PM (vMCab) ---------- Worse, China smirks while America eats itself up with self-loathing over its "systemic racism" which they ram down our throat at the first hint of American criticism over their internal gulag. We are fools. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 12, 2021 06:58 PM (fLVm1) 351
JT wants to invite you all upstairs for the movie thread
Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2021 06:58 PM (Cxk7w) 352
DR Zhivago on soon: or as it will soon be renamed " Coming soon to America"
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2021 06:59 PM (Irn0L) 353
Just saw Delilah, very pretty dog and she smiled. I even caught a a bounce, she loves being shown. Congrats on BoB, awesome.
Posted by: Farmer at June 12, 2021 06:59 PM (55Qr6) 354
What pledge, Costa Rica @ 343? Not the pledge to the flag? Hell, that's worthless taquia or whatever. Worth no more that the Constitutional Oath when taken by a mohammadan.
Posted by: Eromero at June 12, 2021 07:00 PM (0OP+5) 355
Irish Wolfhound is cool too.
Posted by: CN at June 12, 2021 07:00 PM (ONvIw) 356
Worse, China smirks while America eats itself up with self-loathing over its "systemic racism" which they ram down our throat at the first hint of American criticism over their internal gulag.
We are fools. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 12, 2021 06:58 PM (fLVm1) China is licking it's lips...it loves itself some sundown Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2021 07:01 PM (Irn0L) 357
242 144 I know I missed the pet thread, but I have an eight year old boxer mix that's supposed to be on a urinary dry food diet. She won't eat. Any suggestions?
Posted by: Blutarski at June 12, 2021 05:40 PM (dmfmx) ------- WeaselCat v2 is on a urinary diet to help prevent a recurrence of bladder stones. There are a few brands offering the food and we had to try a couple before we found one she likes. Now we alternate between a couple and when she gets tired of one, switch her to the other. Posted by: Weasel at June 12, 2021 07:01 PM (MVjcR) 358
Where are you guys watching the WDS?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 12, 2021 07:01 PM (Dc2NZ) 359
What
is up with Virginia.? Saw a speaker at a graduation invoked Allah in the Pledge. For the record, Allah is not God. Fucking Bush lie. Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 12, 2021 06:55 PM (xEIoY) Virginia is gone, it is dead Jim. Those that still have hope for Virginia has not been paying attention over the decades. Even when Repup came close, and only in gov races, it turns out the state GOP did not lift a finger. If there are betting odds on major VA races, my advice to you is to bet Dem. I hope I am wrong but I won't be. I saw this in 2016 when Trump gave everything for VA. I had relatives that night that were sure he had won VA. I knew it would all go South. But to be honest, the term would be it went "North". Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2021 07:02 PM (gJfTA) 360
Iran is going to elect a mass murderer as it's new President. So glad sundown is blowing them also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2021 07:02 PM (Irn0L) 361
bassett is so waggy
Posted by: CN at June 12, 2021 07:03 PM (ONvIw) 362
So, not really about chess or fashion...but it seems the DOJ and lefty Dems are trying out a new tactic to try and stop states from auditing their election results. The AG is rather frivolously claiming that these states "may" violate the 1965 voting rights act. Unfortunately for Garland, the Supremes have already gutted the ability for the Federal Government to make a state's right to control its own elections illegal using this act...
He's just saying this stuff in speeches because its what the left desperately wants to hear, that the audits will be stopped and all those nasty Trump voters who want them will be arrested and locked up forever - but Merrick Garland already knows that no state or federal court is ever going to listen to any idiotic attempts to use the 1965 voters right act to arrest auditors or even prohibit states from auditing their results. Posted by: Boswell at June 12, 2021 07:03 PM (5iUNf) 363
Iran is going to elect a mass murderer as it's new President. So glad sundown is blowing them also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2021 07:02 PM (Irn0L) --------- Another term of Trump and the mulkahs would have been finished. It's so sickening. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 12, 2021 07:04 PM (fLVm1) 364
For "diversity," they are re-casting some of the dogs with cats. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 12, 2021 07:04 PM (IjYIN) 365
358 Where are you guys watching the WDS?
Posted by: All Hail Eris -------------------------- Fox Sports channel. Posted by: olddog in mo at June 12, 2021 07:04 PM (ju2Fy) 366
Where are you guys watching the WDS?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 12, 2021 07:01 PM (Dc2NZ) ***** Fox sports FS1 Posted by: redridinghood at June 12, 2021 07:05 PM (NpAcC) 367
are a lot of dogs taller than long? That would seem weird to me.
Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2021 07:06 PM (gJfTA) 368
Iran is on the brink of a seminal transformation in this years presidential election. The regimes Supreme Leader, Ali Khamenei, took a major step this week to push through his preferred candidate for the presidency, Ebrahim Raisi, current head of the judiciary.
Ebrahim Raisi, current Judiciary Chief, subservient disciple to Ruhollah Khomeini, the only serious contender among 592 registered candidates, was qualified to run by the Guardian Council. The Iranian people know Raisi as the Henchman of the 1988 massacre. He was a key perpetrator of the murder of over 30,000 political prisoners in 1988. He has no academic or religious credentials even within the murderous theocracy. In short, Raisi earned his credentials in the regime as a stone-hearted killer who rose the ranks of ignorant thugs, with a proven 40-year track record for execution and repression. Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2021 07:06 PM (Irn0L) 369
Iran is going to "elect" ... Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 12, 2021 07:06 PM (IjYIN) 370
that guy said Rhodesia, Cancelled.
Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2021 07:06 PM (gJfTA) 371
he seems like a beagle loving judge.
Posted by: CN at June 12, 2021 07:07 PM (ONvIw) 372
Moovies Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 12, 2021 07:08 PM (IjYIN) Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 12, 2021 07:09 PM (xopIz) 374
Cicero, once again today I am literally close to sickened by it all.
And BTW, Russia just sold a recon satellite to Iran. As the idiot children in the administration openly and surreptitiously void sanctions on Iran, desperate to revive the disastrous, ridiculous JCPOA deal. Posted by: rhomboid at June 12, 2021 07:09 PM (OTzUX) 375
I hate movies.
Posted by: Ronster at June 12, 2021 07:10 PM (ABY9A) Posted by: CN at June 12, 2021 07:12 PM (ONvIw) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2021 07:12 PM (mht8P) 378
rhomboid
I like the campaign of hitting large industrial concerns in Iran. The power plants and distribution centers need a concerted air campaign. I've been saying since, uh 1986, that no electrical generation is a mission kill for a nation. Those centrifuges need a lot of power. The centrifuges on the strong marble bases, filled with explosives by Mossad agents, are gone now. Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2021 07:14 PM (u82oZ) 379
The mommy dog won.
Posted by: CN at June 12, 2021 07:15 PM (ONvIw) Posted by: CN at June 12, 2021 07:15 PM (ONvIw) 381
Irish Wolfhound is cool too.
Posted by: CN at June 12, 2021 07:00 That's a big dog. Oh, the Whippet just won the hound group. Whip it good! Posted by: Farmer at June 12, 2021 07:16 PM (55Qr6) 382
CN
The good news is that now Her Majesty can return home to Hadrian the Seventh. And there will be much rejoicing. Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2021 07:16 PM (u82oZ) 383
We were going up against the high rollers. It would have been nice to get a cut but neither we nor her have anything to be ashamed of. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2021 07:19 PM (mht8P) 384
Congratulations Hadrian, even if Delilah didn't win her group, to win best of breed at Westminster is quite an accomplishment.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 12, 2021 07:20 PM (NpAcC) 385
We were going up against the high rollers. It would have been nice to get a cut but neither we nor her have anything to be ashamed of.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2021 07:19 Well done all. Awesome to see Lila's smile. Our Bailey is also known as Smiley. Posted by: Farmer at June 12, 2021 07:22 PM (55Qr6) 386
384 Congratulations Hadrian, even if Delilah didn't win her group, to win best of breed at Westminster is quite an accomplishment.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 12, 2021 07:20 PM (NpAcC) Very much this! We are all lucky the horde wasn't there, cheering and hooting in the stands Posted by: CN at June 12, 2021 07:23 PM (ONvIw) 387
Is money involved for placing high? If not how does one afford to drive around the country for a ribbon?
Posted by: Ronster at June 12, 2021 07:24 PM (ABY9A) 388
383
We were going up against the high rollers. It would have been nice to get a cut but neither we nor her have anything to be ashamed of. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2021 07:19 PM (mht8P) Of course. I don't understand how you judge among the perfect of all those breeds? Which is the most perfect, I couldn't do it Posted by: CN at June 12, 2021 07:25 PM (ONvIw) 389
Congrats Hadrian! I know Delilah did not win the hound group, but she did win best of breed and it is a huge accomplishment. I don't have a t.v. but it just so happens I am taking care of my son's dog tonight at his house while he is out of town so I came extra early to watch the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show to see Delilah. So very exciting.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 12, 2021 07:32 PM (Kcf2u) Posted by: CN at June 12, 2021 07:34 PM (ONvIw) 391
Hadrian congratulations! BOB is a big deal.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 12, 2021 07:38 PM (1kbnN) 392
391 Hadrian congratulations! BOB is a big deal.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 12, 2021 07:38 PM (1kbnN) I can't image what it takes to do that. I always spoil mine. The Toy judge is petting and cooing over the toys, it's quite a different style Posted by: CN at June 12, 2021 07:45 PM (ONvIw) 393
You know how Facebook and Twitter are big censoring meanies?
I think there is an old method of getting news out that may come back in style. It's called newspapers. Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 12, 2021 08:10 PM (xopIz) 394
The DOJ scrutiny of the audits could actually work in our favor. If they observe, they will have no excuse for saying they did not see the evidence of criminality, if it is found.
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