Quick Hits: You Can Now Own Anthony's Weiner Edition

Anthony Weiner is considering selling his infamous dickpic as an NFT. An NFT is a nonfungible token, which means that a digital photo can be branded as the real, original instead of just one of thousands of worthless copies, thus making it, sometimes, worth something.

Though I hear the brief NFT bubble is already bursting. Good, I'm already tired of this stupid fad.

The several-times disgraced ex-pol said that he’s stepping down as CEO of a Brooklyn countertop company -- a job first revealed by The Post -- and may instead start selling nonfungible tokens, or NFTs, of various lowlights from his serial-sexting addiction.
Weiner told the New York Times that the digital offerings could include the lewd photo he accidentally tweeted in 2011, a copy of the search warrant for the laptop seized by the FBI during the probe that sent him to prison in 2017 for sexting with an underage girl or the email in which Jon Stewart apologized for making jokes at his expense.

Weiner must be looking at the protection Hunter Biden gets and thinking, "Motherf***er...!"

“United States government official”? https://t.co/KikbwgzHNx
— Oilfield Rando (@Oilfield_Rando) June 9, 2021

She's the Secretary of Carrying Extra Diapers in Her Handbag.

Look at this cu... country-proud patriot.

Cringe. Kamala Harris doesn't get it.

Holt: "Do you have any plans to visit the border?"

Harris: "We've been to the border. We've been the border."

Holt: "YOU haven't been to the border."

Harris: ".....and I haven't been to Europe. I don't understand the point you're making." pic.twitter.com/fFXMf8X0b6
— Andrew Clark (@AndrewHClark) June 8, 2021

Her face looks like Bigfoot ironed an old catcher's mitt.

I'll use any excuse to post this I can. BE GAY DO CRIME pic.twitter.com/hiiLUBmmVr
— The Bachto (@TerraUnlucky) June 9, 2021

pic.twitter.com/Wt9u3erncq
— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) June 9, 2021

pic.twitter.com/4WCaBVbHsi
— I,Hypocrite (@lporiginalg) June 9, 2021

Is this something?

I would think that's something except that when I see a big Hollywood movie, all I can think about is the Red Chinese funding and the parternship with Chinese state controlled businesses to exhibit it in China.

I think it's on Paramount Plus. In which case, time for that free trial, maybe.

Posted by: Ace at 04:41 PM

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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 03:41 PM (NWM+b)

2 Whoops hook, in on ground floor

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 03:42 PM (Cxk7w)

3 Speaking of Hunter, how soon before Dr. Jill decides Hunter is an embarrassment, and, a necessary sacrifice in order to turn attention away from her brain dead husband?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 09, 2021 03:42 PM (2SdPm)

4 I would think that's something except that when I see a big Hollywood movie, all I can think about is the Red Chinese funding and the parternship with Chinese state controlled businesses to exhibit it in China.

I think it's on Paramount Plus. In which case, time for that free trial, maybe.

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Antoine Fuqua just does not excite me. I still even haven't watched that trailer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 03:42 PM (NWM+b)

5 Yoga: By Jabba the Hut.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 03:42 PM (MKu/Q)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

7 Yikes. That last pic makes me want to walk away.

When did fat people start thinking it's okay to be obese?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 09, 2021 03:43 PM (xopIz)

8 In before that guy what always says it's beginning.

Posted by: hawkpilot at June 09, 2021 03:43 PM (75ZVK)

9 Holy cow!

Posted by: flounder at June 09, 2021 03:43 PM (KnJdm)

10 Holy yoga pants...

Posted by: IP at June 09, 2021 03:43 PM (pWrfh)

11 That NFT dick pic thing? Yeah that's right up there with the invisible sculpture some guy sold last week for like $18k.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2021 03:43 PM (Ez6QX)

12 So Fake Dr Jill is the brains behind Sundowner. Maybe he can say home and she can go, save a lot of embarrassment.

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 03:44 PM (Cxk7w)

13 When did fat people start thinking it's okay to be obese?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 09, 2021 03:43 PM (xopIz)

Downward manatee is hard, yo!

Posted by: flounder at June 09, 2021 03:44 PM (KnJdm)

14 Okay, you have an eating disorder. What makes you think I want you to teach me anything regarding the body?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 09, 2021 03:44 PM (xopIz)

15 The only thing polluting yoga are those Hefty bags full of garbage you're carrying around in your pants, honey.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 03:44 PM (MKu/Q)

16 7 Yikes. That last pic makes me want to walk away.

When did fat people start thinking it's okay to be obese?
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 09, 2021 03:43 PM (xopIz)

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5 years ago.

You're a bigot if you won't take the fat chick home, or if you exercise to try and lose weight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 03:44 PM (NWM+b)

17 I want an Alfred E. Newman Fauci digital token. Tell me he doesn't have the look? Red hair and freckles - Anthony E. Fauci ginger douchebag!

Posted by: Unkaren at June 09, 2021 03:44 PM (vGJY7)

18 This leggy, busty, sexy thing would be a "FUNgible" token IYKWIM:
https://is.gd/zFBsOC

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 03:44 PM (Jsjd7)

19 Invisible sculpture

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2021 03:44 PM (63Dwl)

20 Honey, any problems you may be having in yoga have nothing to do with white supremacy. More like Miracle Whip supremacy. That I could believe.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 03:44 PM (gAFsE)

21 Downward manatee is hard, yo!

And that is the earliest a thread winner has come by in ages.

Posted by: IP at June 09, 2021 03:45 PM (pWrfh)

22 18 This leggy, busty, sexy thing would be a "FUNgible" token IYKWIM:
https://is.gd/zFBsOC
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 03:44 PM (Jsjd7)

==========

She's a Taft girl.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 03:45 PM (NWM+b)

23 >>Antoine Fuqua just does not excite me. I still even haven't watched that trailer.

it's a good trailer

Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 03:45 PM (0G13K)

24 Ommmmmm....my god.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 03:46 PM (6FeV1)

25 This leggy, busty, sexy thing would be a "FUNgible" token IYKWIM:
https://is.gd/zFBsOC
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 03:44 PM (Jsjd7)

Her superpower is the ability to correctly predict any man's credit limit.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 03:46 PM (gAFsE)

26 Downward manatee is hard, yo!
Posted by: flounder at June 09, 2021 03:44 PM (KnJdm)

HAHAHA

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2021 03:46 PM (Ez6QX)

27 Theory:

Fat black chick didn't get the job at the yoga studio to teach yoga, instead they hired a thin white woman.

This is evidence of white supremacy.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 03:46 PM (NWM+b)

28 Pollute Yoga is taking up 3 times the space of yoga follower

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 03:46 PM (Cxk7w)

29 Honey, any problems you may be having in yoga have nothing to do with white supremacy. More like Miracle Whip supremacy. That I could believe.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 03:44 PM (gAFsE)
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Her local all you can eat probably has a Miracle Whip fountain, just for her.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 09, 2021 03:46 PM (2SdPm)

30 She's got gobbler's pose down. Working hard on corpse pose.

Posted by: flounder at June 09, 2021 03:47 PM (KnJdm)

31 I think Keanu Reeve's wife/gf Alexandra Grant is in some sort of trouble, since this NFT racket is another money laundering scheme.

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 03:47 PM (AwPyG)

32
trick question

do black women do the yoga?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 09, 2021 03:47 PM (bTQ72)

33 I do yoga. If that fat cow does yoga (properly) I'll eat my goddamn yoga pants.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 09, 2021 03:47 PM (bSk6g)

34 I can still see the prop marks on that last photo.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 09, 2021 03:47 PM (k/TB6)

35 Weiner should have stayed in whatever rat hole he was in.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 09, 2021 03:47 PM (IsERA)

36 "United States government official"

She's the old version of that officer's wife who thinks her husband's rank means she can order lance corporals around. Newsflash, honey: You can't.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 03:47 PM (gAFsE)

37 Yes, heart disease, diabetes, and all the ailments of obesity are elements of white supremacy, genius.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 03:47 PM (MKu/Q)

38 Talk about it? Couldn't take that long, she looks like she's constantly eating. Her downward dog must be in front of a bowl!

Posted by: Unkaren at June 09, 2021 03:47 PM (vGJY7)

39 The several-times disgraced ex-pol said that he's stepping down as CEO of a Brooklyn countertop company

****

He missed the limelight. For the last couple years he was installing cheap composite and finally got tired of the media taking it for granite!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 09, 2021 03:47 PM (m45I2)

40 I'm sure Jill is just checking the guest lists for state dinners.

Posted by: Tuna at June 09, 2021 03:47 PM (gLRfa)

41 Ace, hope you don't mind if I share this here...

[part 1]
In both political and humanitarian terms,the immigration crisis was already a hot mess. Harris just made it hotter and messier. - by Ruben Navarette Jr

At least now we know why Kamala Harris wasn't picked to be Secretary of State: Her diplomacy stinks. The vice president's trip to Guatemala and Mexico was supposed to help get at what she says are the "root causes" of the current crisis on the U.S.-Mexico border. Instead it may have made matters worse.

First, this root-causes business is horse crap. The spinners within the Biden Administration concocted that line to skirt the embarrassing fact that Harris is tasked with solving the border crisis but can't find her way to the border, and that, despite this administration's rhetoric, not all problems south of the border have their roots in the anti-immigrant policies of the Trump administration. To study the root causes of immigration and asylum, just visit the parking lot of a big box store, any restaurant kitchen in America, or almost any U.S. household.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 03:47 PM (L2ZTs)

42 Butterfly tube top!

Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2021 03:48 PM (gmo/4)

43 She's a yoga teacher?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 09, 2021 03:48 PM (cSyAR)

44 Isn't Yoga from India? She's not Indian. It's cultural appropriation for her!
And I think the insane dissonance between the "don't fat shame" people who are obviously unhealthy and the "look how thin pretty I am" instagram influencer should cause the universe to implode.

Just another way lefties live in a pretend reality.

Posted by: Iris at June 09, 2021 03:48 PM (DibdT)

45 Well, at the very least if you won't take the fat girl home, you're not a good wingman....

Posted by: hawkpilot at June 09, 2021 03:48 PM (75ZVK)

46 CGI to death.....Movies suck. They're all cartoons now.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

47 "Is this something?"
I kinda like Marky Mark movies.

Posted by: Fool Otto at June 09, 2021 03:48 PM (DB16e)

48 [part 2]
President George W. Bush was right: Immigrants from Mexico come here to do jobs that Americans won't do. And refugees from Central America come here to escape violence, with a plan to reunite with family members who are already in the United States -- doing jobs that Americans won't do.

Its no mystery what got us here. It's the U.S. employers, stupid. With hundreds of thousands of would-be Central American refugees trying to enter the United States in search of asylum, the migration crisis is a headache for Democrats. They don't have answers. All they have are competing factions: Latinos who want to make it easier for immigrants and refugees from Mexico and Central America to come north, and white working-class union members in the Rust Belt states who want to make it tougher.

In both political and humanitarian terms, the immigration crisis was already a hot mess. Now, thanks to Harris and her clumsy way of communicating, it's hotter and messier. And, as a bonus, Democrats now have a new problem on their hands: A lot of Latinos are pissed off -- at Harris and Democrats.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 03:48 PM (L2ZTs)

49 Downward Manatee would be too advanced. She should start with the Beached Whale pose.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 09, 2021 03:48 PM (II3Gr)

50 And that is the earliest a thread winner has come by in ages.

Posted by: IP at June 09, 2021 03:45 PM (pWrfh)

*attempted victory lap*
Ow, my back.

Posted by: flounder at June 09, 2021 03:48 PM (KnJdm)

51 Yoga girl drinks directly out of the chocolate fountain at Golden Corral, doesn't she.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 03:48 PM (MKu/Q)

52 Hunter gets the light treatment for one simple reason - he's crazy enough to start naming names, even The Big Guy. Seriously, he's that far gone. Nobody in the media wants to be the one who triggers a spilling of the beans.

Weiner, on the other hand, is just a horny idiot, and not a threat to any current leaders.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 09, 2021 03:48 PM (IDaDM)

53 23 >>Antoine Fuqua just does not excite me. I still even haven't watched that trailer.

it's a good trailer
Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 03:45 PM (0G13K)

==========

Theory:

Wanted is the most lowkey influential movie of the past 20 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 03:48 PM (NWM+b)

54 That's not yoga. That's excessive yogurt.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

55 She's the old version of that officer's wife who thinks her husband's rank means she can order lance corporals around. Newsflash, honey: You can't.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 03:47 PM (gAFsE)

Mrs. Major O'Dowd?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 03:49 PM (6FeV1)

56 Trying to come up with snark about the yoga teacher... Down Orca?

Posted by: kraken at June 09, 2021 03:49 PM (6Je/Q)

57 @33 Jewells45-LMAO

Posted by: JROD at June 09, 2021 03:49 PM (0jZnq)

58 I think the bearded black guy in the trailer is the guy whose name I can never remember because it sounds like a string of random syllables. Chewy Edge on the Floor, or something. Good actor, impossible name.

Posted by: pep at June 09, 2021 03:49 PM (v16oJ)

59 Is this something?

It is a thing.

Is it worthwhile over, say, reading the Odyssey once more or Thom Hardy or T.S. or any number of other novels?

No.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2021 03:49 PM (nI1Kq)

60 from the last, remember the inasnity that percolated solely among the left that trump may have been put in bunker because moderate, sane liberals were actively trying to storm the white house...

"While he hides behind his fence afraid/alone, I stand w/ people peacefully exercising their First Amendment Right after the murder of #GeorgeFloyd & hundreds of years of institutional racism [lol right!] ... There is just a scared man. Afraid/alone..."

what a fucking hateful cunt

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 03:49 PM (fHMBN)

61 She's a yoga teacher?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 09, 2021 03:48 PM (cSyAR)

You know what they say. Those who can, do. Those who can't, eat a small Japanese city and teach.

Posted by: flounder at June 09, 2021 03:49 PM (KnJdm)

62 This may explain the glaring shortages in the Lycra supply chain.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 09, 2021 03:49 PM (m45I2)

63 >>>44 Isn't Yoga from India? She's not Indian. It's cultural appropriation for her!

someone pointed out that western "yoga" is merely patterned on/inspired by indian exercises, so it's really an English/German thing.

So anyone who's not English or German, get the fuck out of MY Yoga.

Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 03:49 PM (0G13K)

64 They gave Dr. Jill that fat binder to keep her busy and out of the way. "Hey Doctor Jill, see if you can find any women in these binders, please."

Posted by: Doge gp So Girth Wow Such Hard at June 09, 2021 03:49 PM (qpX6U)

65 NFT....

That *cannot* be a thing.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 09, 2021 03:50 PM (Vgw1E)

66 Yoga gal is so stunning and brave!

Posted by: 496 at June 09, 2021 03:50 PM (U1eOr)

67 Is there anything white supremacists can't do?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 09, 2021 03:50 PM (cSyAR)

68 *hot busty yoga fantasies all evaporate, screaming, into the Outer Darkness*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 03:50 PM (PNtP0)

69 That yoga teacher tries down dog she's never getting back up.

Posted by: brak at June 09, 2021 03:50 PM (NlEtK)

70 >>.Is it worthwhile over, say, reading the Odyssey once more or Thom Hardy or T.S. or any number of other novels?

but reading makes my brain itch

Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 03:50 PM (0G13K)

71 Good clip of Sidney Powell ... sounds hopeful, but also says there is no hero showing up to save the Republic, we all have to work and get involved. (and notes "release the kraken" was just her off the cuff "inspired" saying, not referring to some deep military spy effort)

https://tinyurl.com/pjhs7uk9

Posted by: illiniwek at June 09, 2021 03:50 PM (Cus5s)

72 Jessamyn Stanley has a carb problem y'all, and we need to forget about it, possibly through brain surgery or repeated blows to the head, ASAP.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 09, 2021 03:50 PM (TCTJc)

73 Imagine being on that yoga class and hearing a rip.

*pauses*

Run for your lives!

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 03:51 PM (MKu/Q)

74 Trying to come up with snark about the yoga teacher... Down Orca?

Posted by: kraken at June 09, 2021 03:49 PM (6Je/Q)

McNugget pose.

Posted by: flounder at June 09, 2021 03:51 PM (KnJdm)

75 They may be prepping for a Kommie Lay exit.

When Lester Motherfucking Holt starts calling bullshit on her, the fix is in somehow.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 03:51 PM (G15ac)

76 Yeah that's right up there with the invisible sculpture some guy sold last week for like $18k.

I think when people are that stupid, there is almost a moral imperative to rob them blind. Sadly, I don't have the perverse imagination and chutzpah to do it myself.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 09, 2021 03:51 PM (nfrXX)

77 oh yeah, NFT's were a stupid scam...some bitcoin "billionaire" figured out a way to get ETH off of dumbasses' fear of missing out. He paid millions to someone for an NFT of garbage art by a garbage artist. uh huh wink wink.

now if you want to do an NFT, you lose up to 75% of your sale's price to fees and shit.

wink wink, sure. uh huh.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 03:51 PM (fHMBN)

78 65 NFT....

That *cannot* be a thing.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 09, 2021 03:50 PM (Vgw1E)

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It is, but it's just the newest outcropping of the modern art world.

It's about status. "I own the Nyan Cat meme," some rich person gets to say at parties.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 03:51 PM (NWM+b)

79 Maybe Jill! is looking at a photo of Anthony Weiner's infamous dickpic.

Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 03:51 PM (fVJPF)

80 Dr Jill has that dessicated look that so many get when chasing youth...

Posted by: kraken at June 09, 2021 03:51 PM (6Je/Q)

81 I guess yoga doesn't give one the patience to back away from the buffet.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

82 Rodrigo, yup.
Even Dems are starting to call Kamala inkompetent.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 03:51 PM (L2ZTs)

83 Movie clip = Infinite stupid on a loop

Posted by: Rael at June 09, 2021 03:51 PM (cEbi8)

84 Oh sweet jeeezus, whatever you do do not click the pic of the yoga instructor that takes you to the full pic. Oh my!

Posted by: JROD at June 09, 2021 03:51 PM (0jZnq)

85 70 >>.Is it worthwhile over, say, reading the Odyssey once more or Thom Hardy or T.S. or any number of other novels?

but reading makes my brain itch
Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 03:50 PM (0G13K)

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Not into the foreign films, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 03:52 PM (NWM+b)

86 70 >>.Is it worthwhile over, say, reading the Odyssey once more or Thom Hardy or T.S. or any number of other novels?

but reading makes my brain itch
Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 03:50 PM (0G13K)

Time to get the peniscillin for the syphilis carbuncles!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 03:52 PM (PNtP0)

87 Jessamyn Stanley has polluted yoga, with flatulence.

Posted by: wth at June 09, 2021 03:52 PM (v0R5T)

88 This leggy, busty, sexy thing would be a "FUNgible" token IYKWIM:
https://is.gd/zFBsOC
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 03:44 PM (Jsjd7)

Hey! Ive played that hole. #6 at Ft Lewis. Could tell for sure if that girl would get out of the way.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 03:52 PM (axyOa)

89
"To study the root causes of immigration and asylum, just visit the parking lot of a big box store, any restaurant kitchen in America, or almost any U.S. household."
Posted by: qdpsteve

Screw you, Ruben. I don't have any aliens in my household.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2021 03:52 PM (63Dwl)

90 I've got to admit Dr Jill's glasses look smart.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 09, 2021 03:52 PM (cSyAR)

91 Fun fact: Pilates was invented by Joseph Pilates, who was a prisoner of war and invented the exercises to stay in shape

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 03:52 PM (AwPyG)

92 "Downward Dog"?

With her I think it'd be more like "Beached Sea Mammal".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 03:52 PM (G15ac)

93 NPR has a story with a chart up supposedly illustrating the "partisan" divide in vaccine rates. What is quite great about it is that the "Trump" side includes Michigan, Wisconsin, Georgia, Arizona and Nevada. Funny coincidence.

Posted by: the dandy at June 09, 2021 03:52 PM (cLNTv)

94 yoga teacher more like fupa teacher amirite

Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 03:52 PM (0G13K)

95 Just another reminder: you want to read this:

https://drstevenhatfill.com/open-letter-to-america/

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain wants a Real Truth and Reconciliation Commision at June 09, 2021 03:52 PM (Clxcy)

96 Jill wasn't elected. I'm sick of the 'first ladies' sticking their fucking nose in where it doesn't belong. If you want to do something, start a campaign on fat yoga instructors or something.

You don't belong at G7 you cuunt.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

97 80 Dr Jill has that dessicated look that so many get when chasing youth...
Posted by: kraken at June 09, 2021 03:51 PM (6Je/Q)

A lot of alcohol, too.

Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 03:52 PM (fVJPF)

98 DOCTOR Jill, hard at work translating the daily briefing into Cartoon for Joe.

Posted by: wth at June 09, 2021 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

99 There is no bottom to our society
it is an infinite morass

(this was intended to be pithy but I fear I'm setting up multiple 'more ass' jokes)

DO AS YOU WILL

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 09, 2021 03:53 PM (iTXRQ)

100 When it comes to women in yoga pants, that chick in the tweet doesn't have it going on.

This chick does:
https://is.gd/8CBXpC

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 03:53 PM (Jsjd7)

101 18 This leggy, busty, sexy thing would be a "FUNgible" token IYKWIM:
https://is.gd/zFBsOC
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 03:44 PM (Jsjd7)

She's no Antoine Fuqua but she excites me, all right.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 09, 2021 03:53 PM (ifmtJ)

102 This next yoga pose is called "Pizza rolls "
*throws head back, unhinges jaw, swallows entire bag*

Posted by: yoga!!! at June 09, 2021 03:53 PM (5o+mS)

103 Locating your chakras should not require orbital mechanics.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 03:53 PM (6FeV1)

104 another fucking black whale lecturing us. She can't be racist though becuase the left created a definition that only retards believe.

there was that swamp monster doing the CRT job training in a tight fupa hugging outfit.

there's the exiled true governor of GA

and now a ... more like yogurt instructor, amiright?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 03:53 PM (fHMBN)

105 but reading makes my brain itch
Posted by: ace

So does masturbating but here we are.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2021 03:53 PM (nI1Kq)

106 "Downward Dog"?

With her I think it'd be more like "Beached Sea Mammal".
Tectonic plate subduction.

Posted by: pep at June 09, 2021 03:54 PM (v16oJ)

107 How desperate do you have to be to try to make money off the dick pick that ruined you life, your marriage, and your wife's career?

I think that is maybe a step above BJs for crack behind the 7-11
but below stealing mom's silverware for booze money.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 09, 2021 03:54 PM (yP85E)

108 Hmm. Yoga teacher seems a bit, umm, *hideously obese* to be a yoga teacher.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2021 03:54 PM (guGkK)

109 70 but reading makes my brain itch
Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 03:50 PM (0G13K)

wut

Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 03:54 PM (fVJPF)

110 rhetorical, but...

in what fucking universe is Frau Doktor a 'government official' ?

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 09, 2021 03:54 PM (iTXRQ)

111 When she farts it sounds like a trash can tumbling in a hurricane.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 03:54 PM (MKu/Q)

112 the denny's in me salutes the denny's in you

namaste

Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 03:54 PM (0G13K)

113 Namaste, bitch.

Posted by: wth at June 09, 2021 03:54 PM (v0R5T)

114 lol. failed Formica salesman wants to be a pornstar.

Posted by: x4 at June 09, 2021 03:54 PM (oA+QO)

115 When did fat people start thinking it's okay to be obese?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 09, 2021 03:43 PM (xopIz)

Have you seen the other things going on in this country?

Posted by: I mean at June 09, 2021 03:54 PM (/AYEk)

116 Somehow, we all knew Weiner would end up selling his dick on Fifth Avenue.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 09, 2021 03:55 PM (Ndje9)

117 @75

Yeah it's interesting; in April it seemed clear that the fix for Harris was going forward, and now it seems not such a sure thing.

crazy days and nights said there was an opposition research report that hurt her badly.

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 03:55 PM (AwPyG)

118 Last year there was an article I read that stated diet culture was a form of assault and that weight loss science was white supremacy.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 09, 2021 03:55 PM (NpAcC)

119 > Fun fact: Pilates was invented by Joseph Pilates, who was a prisoner of war and invented the exercises to stay in shape

They are much more effective than the Pontius Pilates, which attempt to get you in shape through many reps of hand washing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 03:55 PM (G15ac)

120 NFT trading has me completely confused. It makes zero sense.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 09, 2021 03:55 PM (yrol0)

121 but reading makes my brain itch
Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 03:50 PM (0G13K)

Leave it alone, that means it's healing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 09, 2021 03:55 PM (ifmtJ)

122 prelude to a sinkhole

Posted by: Unkaren at June 09, 2021 03:55 PM (vGJY7)

123 you caint be a yoga instructor unless you can actually make your legs parallel to the ground in the warrior pose.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 03:55 PM (fHMBN)

124 Does Jessyman even attempt child's pose?

Reminds me of the Steven Wright joke about painting: "I've been doing a lot of painting lately. Abstract painting, extremely abstract. No brush, no canvas. I just think about it".

A lot of yoga thinking goes on in her yoga class.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 09, 2021 03:55 PM (TNyrE)

125 103 Locating your chakras should not require orbital mechanics.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 03:53 PM (6FeV1)

You cannot observe them, you have to figure out where they are by observing other things...

Dark Matter G-Spot

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 03:55 PM (PNtP0)

126 in what fucking universe is Frau Doktor a 'government official' ?
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 09, 2021 03:54 PM (iTXRQ)

Like I said above, she's the entitled officer's wife taken to its logical conclusion. It helps that her husband is a dribbling meat puppet.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 03:56 PM (gAFsE)

127 "Now class. Assume the Weeble Position. I will demonstrate. Notice how I wobble, but I don't fall down."

Posted by: Muldoon at June 09, 2021 03:56 PM (m45I2)

128 the denny's in me salutes the denny's in you

namaste
Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 03:54 PM (0G13K)

That moon is over erryone's hammy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 03:56 PM (6FeV1)

129 Yoga Teacher Aiming for her Singularity....

Posted by: kraken at June 09, 2021 03:56 PM (6Je/Q)

130 When she farts it sounds like a trash can tumbling in a hurricane.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 03:54 PM (MKu/Q)

Holy shit. You're gonna get me in trouble. I'm dying here.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2021 03:56 PM (Ez6QX)

131 a) Doctor Jill briefly glimpses the Woke Employee Manual that she forces all her staff to read. "My, what a bunch of soul-destroying horseshit," she muses to herself.

or

b) Doctor Jill reviews the photos of all the asses she will be expected to kiss at the upcoming G7 meeting, "Ooooh, can't wait to smooch THAT one!" she coos.

Posted by: Doge gp So Girth Wow Such Hard at June 09, 2021 03:56 PM (qpX6U)

132 When she farts it sounds like a trash can tumbling in a hurricane.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 03:54 PM (MKu/Q)
++++
So you're saying that her farts sound like Yoko Ono?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 03:57 PM (Jsjd7)

133 kraken, yup.
Only thing she's achieving 'singularity' with is the burritos at 7-Eleven.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 03:57 PM (L2ZTs)

134 I see Dr. Jill is doing her husband's homework.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 09, 2021 03:57 PM (NpAcC)

135 I believe longbow supremacy has polluted the Commentariat here, and it's time to talk about it.

The same could be said for Mary Ann supremacy.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 09, 2021 03:57 PM (DMUuz)

136 "Mr. Osborne, may I be excused? My brain is itching."

Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 03:57 PM (fVJPF)

137 They are much more effective than the Pontius Pilates, which attempt to get you in shape through many reps of hand washing.
If you wish to combine it with aquatic exercise like synchronized swimming, you do Harbor Pilates.

Posted by: pep at June 09, 2021 03:57 PM (v16oJ)

138 When it comes to women in yoga pants, that chick in the tweet doesn't have it going on.

This chick does:
https://is.gd/8CBXpC
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 03:53 PM (Jsjd7)
.......

What's wrong with her butt? Looks like it's pretty swollen.

Posted by: wth at June 09, 2021 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

139 Locating your chakras should not require orbital mechanics.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 03:53 PM (6FeV1)

Satellite Took.Kit v 6.3

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 03:57 PM (axyOa)

140 @93

I hear persistent rumors that minority communities don't trust the vaccine, either.

Interesting take on gab said that they're desperate to get to the 70% mark, because otherwise they can't really "otherize" the unvaccinated.

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 03:57 PM (AwPyG)

141 Critical Waist Theory

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 03:57 PM (6FeV1)

142 Jupiter's Legacy the comic was really good and Netflix had to change it because in the Comicbook the "Heroes" Kill the Superman and Superwoman and thrown Obama out of office and take over the US, You can't have that so they had to change the entire story and that's why it was boring and slow.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 09, 2021 03:57 PM (dKiJG)

143 She said "yogurt". Deep-fried, frozen yogurt.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2021 03:58 PM (UHVv4)

144 > I'm sick of the 'first ladies' sticking their fucking nose in where it doesn't belong.

I think Eleanor Roosevelt initiated that trend, and agree that it's not a good one. If you want to be in charge, run for office yourself.

Melania was mostly concerned with being a gracious hostess and looking pretty, even though I'll bet she has 20 IQ points on Hitlery and 40 on Mooch. So refreshing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 03:58 PM (G15ac)

145 @140

That's gold, Jerry!

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 03:58 PM (AwPyG)

146 Wish Breitbart were here for the Anthony Weiner thing.

He would give it all the ridicule it deserves.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2021 03:58 PM (bDqIh)

147 I know that last thread was apparently the music thread, but here's another music video.
Noisettes - Never Forget You:
https://youtu.be/KRFHiBW9RE8

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 03:58 PM (Jsjd7)

148 Yoga must be hell when you're missing your left foot.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 09, 2021 03:58 PM (KbCG3)

149 That article about yoga. Is People Magazine trying to get into The Babylon Bee's racket? Not cool, man.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 09, 2021 03:58 PM (aCA+T)

150 I do yoga. If that fat cow does yoga (properly) I'll eat my goddamn yoga pants.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 09, 2021 03:47 PM (bSk6g)

Your yoga pants will remain uneaten.

I guarantee that no moron will sift through recordings of her yoga demonstrations to provide evidence.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at June 09, 2021 03:58 PM (Vu7A1)

151 That's not a muffin top. That's a Bundt cake explosion.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 03:58 PM (MKu/Q)

152 Saw a trailer for Infinite and didn't recognize Mark Wahlberg at first. Someone doesn't have an FX company to de-age him like Cruise I guess.

Posted by: Bete at June 09, 2021 03:59 PM (Ojki1)

153 When she sits around the yoga studio she sits AROUND the yoga studio, amiright?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 09, 2021 03:59 PM (m45I2)

154 140 @93

I hear persistent rumors that minority communities don't trust the vaccine, either.

Interesting take on gab said that they're desperate to get to the 70% mark, because otherwise they can't really "otherize" the unvaccinated.
Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 03:57 PM (AwPyG)

Was there a reason given for the "70%" cutoff?

Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 03:59 PM (fVJPF)

155 141 Critical Waist Theory
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 03:57 PM (6FeV1)

*snicker*

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 03:59 PM (PNtP0)

156 Yoga must be hell when you're missing your left foot.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 09, 2021 03:58 PM (KbCG3)

So SHE was the "Boy trapped in refrigerator, ate own foot."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

157 I'm not saying she's fat, but DoD has to recalibrate the entire GPS system when she goes on vacation.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 03:59 PM (G15ac)

158 141 Critical Waist Theory
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 03:57 PM (6FeV1)

This deserves sidebar.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 03:59 PM (PNtP0)

159 @111 Marcus T-ok, I'm in tears now, LMFAO!!!

Posted by: JROD at June 09, 2021 03:59 PM (0jZnq)

160 the denny's in me salutes the denny's in you

namaste
Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 03:54 PM (0G13K)

That moon is over erryone's hammy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 03:56 PM (6FeV1)

OK that's it. I'm going outside for a break before I get fired.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2021 03:59 PM (Ez6QX)

161 namaste

Shouldn't that be "Menastee"?

Posted by: hawkpilot at June 09, 2021 03:59 PM (75ZVK)

162 Who would have bet that Kamala Harris was even more retarded than Joe Biden. I would have lost money .

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 03:59 PM (2DOZq)

163 Who knew Hefty made yoga pants? You learn something new every day.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 03:59 PM (MKu/Q)

164 Doctor Jill reviews Joe's daily medication regimen. Volume 1 of 4.

Posted by: Doge gp So Girth Wow Such Hard at June 09, 2021 03:59 PM (qpX6U)

165 Please, please, please don't tell me she doee naked yoga.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 09, 2021 03:59 PM (cSyAR)

166 At least she's wearing clothes. You wouldn't want to see her yoga bare...

Posted by: Muldoon at June 09, 2021 03:59 PM (m45I2)

167 Is that Yoga the Slut??

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2021 03:59 PM (UHVv4)

168 Hate to pay yoga woman's insulin bill... cause you know there's an insulin bill...

Posted by: kraken at June 09, 2021 03:59 PM (6Je/Q)

169 That's not a yoga outfit. It's sausage casing.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 04:00 PM (MKu/Q)

170 Please, please, please don't tell me she doee naked yoga.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 09, 2021 03:59 PM (cSyAR)
++++
She does "hot yoga."

Naked.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 04:00 PM (Jsjd7)

171 61:You know what they say. Those who can, do. Those who can't, eat a small Japanese city and teach.
Posted by: flounder

LOL!! I don't recall that quote going quite like that but close enough! :-)

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 09, 2021 04:00 PM (aCA+T)

172 Yoga must be hell when you're missing your left foot.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 09, 2021 03:58 PM (KbCG3)

---------

Or you can't see your feet.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 04:00 PM (kTF2Z)

173 Best Comments Ever

Posted by: JROD at June 09, 2021 04:00 PM (0jZnq)

174 She does "hot yoga."

Naked.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 04:00 PM (Jsjd7)

How do you make a vomit emoji.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 09, 2021 04:01 PM (cSyAR)

175 "This hot yoga is tough."

"Ma'am, it's 65 degrees in here."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 09, 2021 04:01 PM (KbCG3)

176 Harris: ".....and I haven't been to Europe. I don't understand the point you're making."
---------------------------------------

Remember when it was a big deal if a presidential hopeful wasn't well traveled?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2021 04:01 PM (ap+jI)

177 The Paolo, to him the lady she is like the finest wine, nurtured from the grape, aged with great care, to be appreciated with all of the five senses. The eye. The hand. The nose. The tongue.

The wine that comes in the very large vat, requiring the forklift to move, the Paolo he is not licensed for such a task.

Posted by: The Paolo at June 09, 2021 04:01 PM (guGkK)

178 13 When did fat people start thinking it's okay to be obese?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 09, 2021 03:43 PM (xopIz)

Downward manatee is hard, yo!
Posted by: flounder at June 09, 2021 03:44 PM (KnJdm)

Super easy, barley an inconvenience.

Posted by: Hostess at June 09, 2021 04:01 PM (Ojki1)

179 Anybody else see Peter Meijer's Twitter video on whether or not the CV19 vax makes you magnetic?

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 04:01 PM (L2ZTs)

180 I read somewhere that Paramount is building their entire network around Taylor Sheridan (Yellowstone). There's a fight or a killing every 5 minutes on the show, so action / fights must be their genre.

Some plot lines in Yellowstone are dumb and/or factually incorrect but all in all an interesting show with beautiful scenery.

Posted by: the other coyote at June 09, 2021 04:01 PM (F1pPC)

181 3 busted cans of biscuits

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 09, 2021 04:01 PM (4I/2K)

182 being lectured by fat balck women must be some sort of humiliation kink that the rest of us are forced to play along with. Just like gay month. oh you could speak up...but we'd kill you.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 04:01 PM (fHMBN)

183 So Jill Biden studying up for the G7. Should be some interesting video footage. Of course, the MSM will lock away any footage of Jill speaking up for Joe over and over again.

Will she be in every meeting he has, even the closed door meetings? I wonder.

Posted by: WisRich at June 09, 2021 04:01 PM (G0vdT)

184 @154

Herd immunity, supposedly

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 04:02 PM (AwPyG)

185 The only problem she has with yoga is losing the GPS coordinates to her chakras.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 09, 2021 04:02 PM (+N9uM)

186 ...in my pants!

@dcexaminer 24m

@JoeBiden tells US troops in England that the "greatest threat" facing America is "global warming."

"This is not a joke."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2021 04:02 PM (nI1Kq)

187 > You wouldn't want to see her yoga bare...

But I'm betting she's stolen a few picnic baskets in her day. Baskets, hell. Entire deli counters have gone missing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 04:02 PM (G15ac)

188 Two hogs stuffed in a Gunny sack.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 04:02 PM (kTF2Z)

189 "Dr" Jill doing the Lebron James pose

Posted by: x4 at June 09, 2021 04:02 PM (oA+QO)

190 More like Downward Elephant Seal.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 04:02 PM (MKu/Q)

191 7 Yikes. That last pic makes me want to walk away.

When did fat people start thinking it's okay to be obese?
you sound sizeist. you don't want to be sizeist, do you?

Posted by: Doughnut Reparations Now! at June 09, 2021 04:02 PM (v3pYe)

192 LOL, imagine walking into yoga class and seeing that thing.

It would turn people off yoga for life!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 09, 2021 04:02 PM (k4dH2)

193 That's not a yoga outfit. It's sausage casing.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 04:00 PM (MKu/Q)

I'm dead.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 09, 2021 04:03 PM (4I/2K)

194 That yoga lady is appropriating Japanese culture.

Sumo

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 04:03 PM (2DOZq)

195 @176

Remember, she's the Border Czar. Appointed by Joe

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 04:03 PM (AwPyG)

196 184 @154

Herd immunity, supposedly
Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 04:02 PM (AwPyG)

Thanks; I hadn't heard that number cited.

Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 04:03 PM (fVJPF)

197 Jessyman Stanley is such a cliche at this point.

How many times will we hear some non-white person who has entered an occupation/discipline for which they appear to not be qualified declare *competence* in that discipline/occupation is whiteness, and therefore, must be abolished or decolonized???

Math is racist, so now we must accept bad math.
Grammar is racist, so now we must accept illiteracy.

IDIOCRACY NOW -- FOR THE RACIAL HEALING AND EQUITY N' STUFF!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2021 04:03 PM (bDqIh)

198 157 I'm not saying she's fat, but DoD has to recalibrate the entire GPS system when she goes on vacation.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 03:59 PM (G15ac)

I'm not saying she's fat, but the USGS requires her to notify them when she travels so they can update their Seismic Hazard Maps accordingly....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 09, 2021 04:04 PM (PiwSw)

199 190 More like Downward Elephant Seal.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 04:02 PM (MKu/Q)

Oh, my goodness.

Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 04:04 PM (fVJPF)

200 132 When she farts it sounds like a trash can tumbling in a hurricane.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 03:54 PM (MKu/Q)
++++
So you're saying that her farts sound like Yoko Ono?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 03:57 PM (Jsjd7)

*points at OM*

You know he's right freaking there, right?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 09, 2021 04:04 PM (VcFUs)

201 Pretty sure her yoga mat threw itself into traffic after the first use.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 09, 2021 04:04 PM (+N9uM)

202 She has to use a drone to help put her belt on.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 04:04 PM (2DOZq)

203 say, we're not paying dr. jill for all the work she's putting into g7 preparations, are we?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 09, 2021 04:04 PM (v3pYe)

204 DOCTOR Jill is signing all Resident Joe's docs anyway

she is the Big Man now, I guess

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 09, 2021 04:04 PM (j9HX3)

205 lol Jordan61. When I was still working and got on Ace it was a sure bet I would laugh so loud people would ask what was so funny. Obviously could not explain. One time it was so bad my face turned red and I couldn't catch my breath I was laughing so hard.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 09, 2021 04:04 PM (bSk6g)

206
What's wrong with her butt? Looks like it's pretty swollen.
Posted by: wth

Fix-a-Flat

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2021 04:04 PM (63Dwl)

207 Her spine must be under a lot of distress.

Posted by: wth at June 09, 2021 04:04 PM (v0R5T)

208 IDIOCRACY NOW -- FOR THE RACIAL HEALING AND EQUITY N' STUFF!!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2021 04:03 PM (bDqIh)

Why for you got no tattoo?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 09, 2021 04:05 PM (PiwSw)

209 194 That yoga lady is appropriating Japanese culture.

Sumo

***

Godzilla

Posted by: Azathoth at June 09, 2021 04:05 PM (+N9uM)

210 Interesting take on gab said that they're desperate to get to the 70% mark, because otherwise they can't really "otherize" the unvaccinated.
Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 03:57 PM (AwPyG)

I heard they were at 67%, which seems high enough to "otherize" people.

I feel otherized when I see signs on businesses saying the unvaxxed must mask. I don't mask, but I certainly don't like being told I have to.

Posted by: Emmie at June 09, 2021 04:05 PM (tcsxg)

211 200 132 When she farts it sounds like a trash can tumbling in a hurricane.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 03:54 PM (MKu/Q)
++++
So you're saying that her farts sound like Yoko Ono?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 03:57 PM (Jsjd7)

*points at OM*

You know he's right freaking there, right?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 09, 2021 04:04 PM (VcFUs)

IS OREGON MUSE HERE, RIGHT NOW?

Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 04:05 PM (fVJPF)

212 Herd immunity, supposedly
Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 04:02 PM (AwPyG)

Thanks; I hadn't heard that number cited.
Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 04:03 PM (fVJPF)

Oooh, updating my nic...

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 09, 2021 04:05 PM (/n551)

213 She's so large that the last time someone drilled her he hit magma.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 04:05 PM (G15ac)

214 she is the Big Man now, I guess
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 09, 2021 04:04 PM (j9HX3)

What if she was "The Big Guy" all along?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 04:05 PM (6FeV1)

215 The gal in that last pic once took a nap on the beach, and woke to an Oregon DOT engineer trying to shove twenty boxes of dynamite up her ass.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 09, 2021 04:05 PM (jOcSX)

216 That yoga lady is appropriating Japanese culture.
~~Sumo~~ The Yamato.
Fixed.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2021 04:05 PM (UHVv4)

217 When did fat people start thinking it's okay to be obese?
you sound sizeist. you don't want to be sizeist, do you?
Posted by: Doughnut Reparations Now!

I've thought heavily about it. Yes, I do.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2021 04:06 PM (Rvt88)

218 I hear persistent rumors that minority communities don't trust the vaccine, either.

That low rate for blacks is noted in the article as well. Of course that wouldn't apply as a factor in Michigan (13%), Wisconsin (6%), Arizona (3.6%) or Nevada (7.7%).

Posted by: the dandy at June 09, 2021 04:06 PM (cLNTv)

219 >>When did fat people start thinking it's okay to be obese?

Pretty sure it stated at universities with Fatness Studies, but we're at a point now where you can look at any fitness or clothing site and you will see models not quite as big as Jessylan (more like Stacey Abrams) prominently featured. The MSM and big corporations are 110% all-in on this now.

And yes, that includes yogawear.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2021 04:06 PM (bDqIh)

220 Help, I did yoga and I can't get up!

Posted by: wth at June 09, 2021 04:06 PM (v0R5T)

221 I'm not saying she's fat, but the USGS requires her to notify them when she travels so they can update their Seismic Hazard Maps accordingly....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 09, 2021 04:04 PM (PiwSw)

I met my wife on marinetraffic.com

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 04:06 PM (gAFsE)

222 I didn't even make it halfway through that trailer. What a steaming pile of shit.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 09, 2021 04:06 PM (QU5/8)

223 The whole 'obesity is fine' thing is a great example of the pendulum.

I remember back in the 1980s/90s when 'nutritionists' were saying that basically, being anything under than grossly underweight was this giant huge cancer and early death risk. Also at that time, we started getting completely emaciated "models" on the covers of magazines.

So by now, the pendulum has gone the other way and we have idiots like Lizzo saying she's perfectly healthy and people should aspire to be as huge as her.

As for me, I think it's perfectly okay and healthy if you have *some* extra weight, but am I happy with how obese I and many others are? No, I'm not.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 04:06 PM (L2ZTs)

224 Thanks for the Hatfill article, TFSM.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 09, 2021 04:06 PM (ZNKOg)

225
@dcexaminer 24m

@JoeBiden tells US troops in England that the "greatest threat" facing America is "global warming."

I thought it was white supremacy?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2021 04:06 PM (63Dwl)

226 Well when the yoga bit doesn't pan out Lardbaby can always try out for My 600 pound life.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 04:06 PM (o2MD2)

227 "INFINITE", one of one million, run, jump, shoot, movies.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2021 04:06 PM (ap+jI)

228 When she's late, it's not due to Black People Time, it's due to clocks slowing down in her vicinity due to Einsteinian time dilation.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 04:07 PM (G15ac)

229 I met my wife on marinetraffic.com
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 04:06 PM (gAFsE)
++++
https://is.gd/SVEHwx
(Link to Amazon)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 04:07 PM (Jsjd7)

230 2:18 is a long trailer, but not exactly Infinite.

Posted by: zmdavid at June 09, 2021 04:07 PM (xqRaG)

231 Her spine must be under a lot of distress.
Posted by: wth at June 09, 2021 04:04 PM (v0R5T)

Having knee cartilage is White Supremacy

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 04:07 PM (gAFsE)

232 If she falls down she won't quit bouncing for a week.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 09, 2021 04:07 PM (IsERA)

233 223 The whole 'obesity is fine' thing is a great example of the pendulum.

I remember back in the 1980s/90s when 'nutritionists' were saying that basically, being anything under than grossly underweight was this giant huge cancer and early death risk. Also at that time, we started getting completely emaciated "models" on the covers of magazines.

So by now, the pendulum has gone the other way and we have idiots like Lizzo saying she's perfectly healthy and people should aspire to be as huge as her.

As for me, I think it's perfectly okay and healthy if you have *some* extra weight, but am I happy with how obese I and many others are? No, I'm not.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 04:06 PM (L2ZTs)

Wasn't long ago that it was totally cool for foreign countries to mock the fat Americans. Guess we showed them!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 09, 2021 04:07 PM (KbCG3)

234 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT WAS NOT LONG AGO ALL THE WOMEN WERE CLAIMING YOGA WAS A HOTBED OF #MEETOO HARASSMENT BY HANDSY MALE YOGA INSTRUCTORS.

WHICH IS IT, TOO RAPEY OR TOO WHITEY?

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 09, 2021 04:08 PM (bDqIh)

235 NFT trading has me completely confused. It makes zero sense.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 09, 2021 03:55 PM (yrol0)

Money laundering and tax evasion. Like a lot of high priced art sales that make no sense.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 04:08 PM (UPoLF)

236 She'd be pretty hot if she wired her jaw shut for two years and jogged across the country twice.

Posted by: wth at June 09, 2021 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

237 I've never actually said namaste but I think I have as much right as sense Beached Whale.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 09, 2021 04:08 PM (cSyAR)

238 Wasn't long ago that it was totally cool for foreign countries to mock the fat Americans. Guess we showed them!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 09, 2021 04:07 PM (KbCG3)

A lot of other countries aren't that far behind us.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 09, 2021 04:08 PM (jOcSX)

239 From the last thread:

11 Boy, John Sexton is going to earn his pay with all the stories other Hot Gas writers will pass of to him these days.
Posted by: Bete

And, as if on cue, a post by John Sexton, which you can find on the main page of the Hot Fart website:

https://tinyurl.com/4bf8eryk

Sexton, in fact, did do yeoman cleanup work in Aisle AP.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 09, 2021 04:08 PM (mdjgu)

240 The Yoga gal is perfectly emblematic. That's all I'm saying.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 09, 2021 04:08 PM (CWMF2)

241 @218

You can tell they're having trouble with the messaging.

They go between loudly proclaiming that "180 million are now vaccinated! Everybody loves it!" to wondering why so many stupid people aren't getting vaccinated.

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 04:09 PM (AwPyG)

242 > I'm not saying she's fat, but the USGS requires her to notify them when she travels so they can update their Seismic Hazard Maps accordingly....

I'm not saying she's fat, but when she goes swimming the U.S. Coast Guard issues a Notice to Mariners in regard to the new hazard to navigation.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 04:09 PM (G15ac)

243 12 So Fake Dr Jill is the brains behind Sundowner. Maybe he can say home and she can go, save a lot of embarrassment.
Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 03:44 PM (Cxk7w)
--------------------

It appears that she does know how to negotiate

Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2021 04:09 PM (ap+jI)

244 BTW, "Plus Sized" "Supermodel" Tess Holliday now says she has anorexia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HICOV2069rw

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 04:09 PM (gAFsE)

245 "Before I demonstrate the crane position I'm going to have to move the crane into position..."

Posted by: Muldoon at June 09, 2021 04:09 PM (m45I2)

246 239 And, as if on cue, a post by John Sexton, which you can find on the main page of the Hot Fart website:

https://tinyurl.com/4bf8eryk

Sexton, in fact, did do yeoman cleanup work in Aisle AP.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 09, 2021 04:08 PM (mdjgu)

===========

This is so odd. Allahpundit is the fearless truth teller at Hot Air. Facts don't care about your feelings, and he's going to make sure that no matter what the truth is, he's saying it. I was sure he'd be on this. Certain, even.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 04:09 PM (NWM+b)

247 Last timea Victoria's secret catalog showed up in my mailbox it was half fat chicks. I don't mean average looking either. I mean on the way to diabetes overweight. GTFO with that fat is beautiful garbage.

Posted by: brak at June 09, 2021 04:10 PM (NlEtK)

248 And yes, that includes yogawear.
Posted by: Lizzy

I think they got their inspiration from "Swim wear" portion of the Russian models on the Wendy's commercial years ago.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2021 04:10 PM (Rvt88)

249 NFT trading has me completely confused. It makes zero sense.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 09, 2021 03:55 PM (yrol

Creeptocurrency

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 04:10 PM (2DOZq)

250 Yoga: By Jabba the Hut.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 03:42 PM (MKu/Q)

The Hut of Baba Yaga - Pictures at an Exhibition.

Posted by: InCali at June 09, 2021 04:10 PM (MBmq2)

251 > NFT trading has me completely confused. It makes zero sense.

Wait until you find out how much people pay for used postage stamps.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 04:10 PM (G15ac)

252 "When did fat people start thinking it's okay to be obese?"

When they discovered that People Magazine would print any ridiculous horseshit article submitted.

"Jane Doe worries that Systemic Racism has infested X for years, and the time has finally come to talk about it."

They probably pay a dime a word for that pap.

Posted by: Doge gp So Girth Wow Such Hard at June 09, 2021 04:10 PM (qpX6U)

253 She's so large that the last time someone drilled her he hit magma.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 04:05 PM (G15ac)
.........

Why on earth did I read that as "smegma"?

Posted by: wth at June 09, 2021 04:10 PM (v0R5T)

254 It looks like China Joe's comment was missing an English word as well:
BIDEN: "This is not a joke. You what the Joint Chiefs told us the greatest threat facing America was? Global warming."

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2021 04:10 PM (UHVv4)

255 Yoga girl is the worst nightmare of a Chinese buffet. No profit for week!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 04:10 PM (o2MD2)

256 The Yoga gal is perfectly emblematic. That's all I'm saying.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 09, 2021 04:08 PM (CWMF2)

And that emblem is "Kenworth"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 04:11 PM (6FeV1)

257 To be fair she's a Walmart 1.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 04:11 PM (2DOZq)

258 Some plot lines in Yellowstone are dumb and/or factually incorrect but all in all an interesting show with beautiful scenery.

I really like that show too, but there was a huge continuity problem last season. Season 2 ends in the fall and then Season 3 picks up in the spring, but Tate still has the haircut the militia/nazis gave him and Beth's face was still fucked up months later.

Posted by: the dandy at June 09, 2021 04:11 PM (cLNTv)

259 it's due to clocks slowing down in her vicinity due to Einsteinian time dilation.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

'Dilation' is not a word I want to hear in regards to Large Marge there.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2021 04:11 PM (Rvt88)

260 I can't help but think of Bill Burr's bit on Michelle Obama: shut up, you're the wife of some dude we hired. I don't care what my plumber's wife thinks about the job either. You're nobody.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2021 04:12 PM (KZzsI)

261 You don't want to see a Walmart 0

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 04:12 PM (2DOZq)

262 > Yoga girl is the worst nightmare of a Chinese buffet. No profit for week!

All you can eat buffet not mean all year buffet.
You no come and stay twelve month.
You come. You eat. You go home.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 04:12 PM (G15ac)

263 Muldoon is killing it today!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 04:12 PM (kTF2Z)

264 Yoga girl is the worst nightmare of a Chinese buffet. No profit for week!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 04:10 PM (o2MD2)

You been heah foah day! You go home now!

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 04:12 PM (gAFsE)

265 Does anyone read that drivel and say "huh. Ya know she's right,"?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 09, 2021 04:12 PM (cSyAR)

266 Yoga girl is the worst nightmare of a Chinese buffet. No profit for week!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 04:10 PM (o2MD2)

We out of Gen Tsao Chicken. Ling-Ling, you go see if cat shelter is still open!

Posted by: Chinese Buffet Owner at June 09, 2021 04:12 PM (jOcSX)

267 More about 67% -- there is a prophecy in Zechariah 13:8 about two-thirds of the people perishing. I'm not saying that prophecy applies to us in our situation, but it may describe a tendency of two-thirds of people to make self-destructive choices.

Posted by: Emmie at June 09, 2021 04:12 PM (tcsxg)

268 Namaste means cheeseburger in Swahili.

Posted by: wth at June 09, 2021 04:12 PM (v0R5T)

269 She should get a little chrome bulldog nailed to her forehead.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 04:12 PM (o2MD2)

270 "NFT trading has me completely confused. It makes zero sense."

Helicopter money. The luxury of being seen lighting your cigars with flaming $1000 bills.

Posted by: Doge gp So Girth Wow Such Hard at June 09, 2021 04:12 PM (qpX6U)

271 Anytime value is subjective, look for money laundering. It give people an excuse to fork over huge sums.

Artwork has long been prone to this, and book advances.

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 04:12 PM (AwPyG)

272 Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 04:06 PM (L2ZTs)

They havent recalibrated the bmi scale for the new Normal though. Still stuck on the old normal. If I were at the low end of what is supposed to be a healthy weight for my height Im pretty sure id need to go to the hospital. Straddling the overweight / obese line while working out regularly is where I feel and look the best.

I guess if I had zero muscle mass I could be okay at normal weight.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 04:12 PM (UPoLF)

273 Before I demonstrate the crane position I'm going to have to move the crane into position..."
Posted by: Muldoon at June 09, 2021 04:09 PM (m45I2)

I just died.

Nice knowing y'all.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 04:12 PM (6FeV1)

274 If you enlarge that picture of her up you can see the latitude and longitude lines on her.

Also cloud formations.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 09, 2021 04:13 PM (+N9uM)

275 "Biden tells US troops in England that the "greatest threat" facing America is "global warming." --I thought it was white supremacy?"

it is obviously improper pronoun usage and too few trannie pilots.

So sad it is not just goofs like AOC talking this way, but POTUS and the military "command". China may have already won without firing a shot (not counting the WMD bio-weapon "shot")

Posted by: illiniwek at June 09, 2021 04:13 PM (Cus5s)

276
I hear persistent rumors that minority communities don't trust the vaccine, either.

Bret Baire brought that up the other night. Juan Williams countered by claiming that lower levels of vaccination corresponded to lower levels of education, not racial groups.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2021 04:13 PM (63Dwl)

277 The Yoga gal is perfectly emblematic. That's all I'm saying.
Posted by: Frasier Crane

Well, she certainly isn't bulimic.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2021 04:13 PM (nI1Kq)

278 Harry, makes sense.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 04:13 PM (L2ZTs)

279 BIDEN: "This is not a joke. You what the Joint Chiefs told us the greatest threat facing America was? Global warming."
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2021 04:10 PM (UHVv4)

"We need to tell him something he can't surrender to or start a war with."

"...Global warming?"

"That's it! Do it!"

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 04:13 PM (gAFsE)

280 Wasn't long ago that it was totally cool for foreign countries to mock the fat Americans. Guess we showed them!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 09, 2021 04:07 PM (KbCG3)

A lot of other countries aren't that far behind us.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 09, 2021 04:08 PM (jOcSX)

Si, se puede!

Posted by: Mexico at June 09, 2021 04:13 PM (ZNKOg)

281 confused about NFT's?

imagine thinking that you can get rich off of clip art.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 04:14 PM (fHMBN)

282 > I'm not saying she's fat, but when she goes swimming the U.S. Coast Guard issues a Notice to Mariners in regard to the new hazard to navigation.

And when she dives in, NOAA issues a tsunami warning.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 04:14 PM (G15ac)

283 BREAKING NEWS: Biden administration announces it's signed a treaty with Global Warming...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 04:14 PM (L2ZTs)

284 BIDEN: "This is not a joke. You what the Joint Chiefs told us the greatest threat facing America was? Global warming."

They told you that Joe? I'm a touch skeptical

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 09, 2021 04:14 PM (cSyAR)

285 What's the difference between NFTs and former video game money now known as cryptocurrency?

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 04:15 PM (2DOZq)

286 Weiner told the New York Times that the digital offerings could include the lewd photo he accidentally tweeted in 2011

Yeah, that wasn't an accident.

He was shipping his digital boner to a young girl in another part of the country.

EVERYONE is a liar now.....geez.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

287 like rich people are going to value the "crazy girlfriend" meme like a bottle of Chateau Neuf De Pape.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 04:15 PM (fHMBN)

288 Is an Anthony Weiner in the middle of a Lucky Pierre Throuple a sandwich?

Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 04:15 PM (9Jfas)

289 Biden quoting the Joint Chiefs has all the real world integrity of Schumer quoting Obama.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 09, 2021 04:15 PM (+N9uM)

290 And 'Infinite' looks like shit warmed up

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 09, 2021 04:15 PM (ifmtJ)

291 > What's the difference between NFTs and former video game money now known as cryptocurrency?

Neither one can be inflated at will by corrupt governments?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 04:16 PM (G15ac)

292 Some plot lines in Yellowstone are dumb and/or factually incorrect but all in all an interesting show with beautiful scenery.
Posted by: the other coyote

I skip every scene with the Indian Princess Professor and it's faaabulouuuus~~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2021 04:16 PM (nI1Kq)

293
Si, se puede!
Posted by: Mexico at June 09, 2021 04:13 PM (ZNKOg)

See South Padre!!!!

- Dr. Jill Biden

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)

294 "What's the difference between NFTs and former video game money now known as cryptocurrency?"

The tulips are blue instead of purple.

Posted by: Doge gp So Girth Wow Such Hard at June 09, 2021 04:16 PM (qpX6U)

295 In all seriousness, what does Bride of Godzilla do in Yoga class anyway? Roll around on the mat for 2 minutes or until she's winded, whichever comes first? You know damn good and well her Downward Dog is Dead Dog On The Side Of The Road. I mean, c'mon.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 09, 2021 04:16 PM (QU5/8)

296 287 like rich people are going to value the "crazy girlfriend" meme like a bottle of Chateau Neuf De Pape.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 04:15 PM (fHMBN)

Yeah, it's probably going to go for a lot more.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 09, 2021 04:16 PM (z5Vrg)

297 > Is an Anthony Weiner in the middle of a Lucky Pierre Throuple a sandwich?

If Anthony Weiner were in a three way with Giant Yoga Chick and Rosie O'Donnell, what would he be?

Anthony Pastrami.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 04:17 PM (G15ac)

298 Bret Baire brought that up the other night. Juan Williams countered by claiming that lower levels of vaccination corresponded to lower levels of education, not racial groups.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2021 04:13 PM (63Dwl)

Juan is nothing if not consistent. Stupid 24-7 X 365 1/4.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 04:17 PM (o2MD2)

299 Yoga woman? I can't even.

Posted by: Jame Gumb at June 09, 2021 04:17 PM (4I/2K)

300 the sad thing is that if you go to WalMart you'll see a minimum of 3 dozen just like her and dressed the same.

Posted by: x4 at June 09, 2021 04:17 PM (oA+QO)

301 Joe is playing all tough on Vlad on his public speech. Can't wait to hear what he ended up giving Putin.

Biden:"So Vlad, you like pipelines, how about I go ahead approve a second one in Europe ahead of time."

Putin:" You're a senile fool, of course, but I'll take your offer. What do you want in return"

Biden: "Nothing really. I'm going to destroy our oil & gas industry anyway so that's kind of a bonus for you. All I ask is you keep my idiot son on the payroll"

Putin: "Nyet! I will build my pipelines any where I want and then you will blow me"

Biden: "Ahhh, your tough Vlad but you've got a deal."

Posted by: WisRich at June 09, 2021 04:17 PM (G0vdT)

302 I dont care how fat you are, that's between you and your family. But if the topic is health care, exercise, or oppression, its time for you to sit this one out if your gut hangs over your belt like an apron. You're not being oppressed by anyone except your mouth.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2021 04:17 PM (KZzsI)

303 A lot of other countries aren't that far behind us.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 09, 2021 04:08 PM (jOcSX)

Much of Western Europe and the wider Anglo sphere is about exactly where Americans are if you exclude black and Hispanic people.

I like to point that it out to my European friends that they are being racist by noticing Americans are more obese since it is almost entirely due to minorities.

I do the same with my northern friends when they point out how southerners are more obese. Its not a coincidence that the healthiest and skinniest states in the us are also the least diverse states.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 04:17 PM (UPoLF)

304 285 What's the difference between NFTs and former video game money now known as cryptocurrency?

--

it's simple.

some guy with a lot of videogame money decided to create a FOMO panic by paying himself $60 million in BTC to buy the art from some guy you wouldn't pay to illustrate your website.

Then, somehow, NFT factories popped up to sell clip art ...and pr0n...you know the shit you jerk off to for free...to gullible idiots with too much crypto. Only they set up the creation fees to be about 75% of the value of the thing sold.

So, once FOMO has turned into "Damn, that was stupid" DTWS...people are once again left holding shit that they mortgaged their house to buy,

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 04:17 PM (fHMBN)

305 290 And 'Infinite' looks like shit warmed up
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 09, 2021 04:15 PM (ifmtJ)

===========

Reminded me of that Old Guard movie from Netflix last year.

And Wanted.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 04:18 PM (NWM+b)

306 mayo clinic:

Herd immunity occurs when a large portion of a community (the herd) becomes immune to a disease, making the spread of disease from person to person unlikely.

They do not state the percentage needed. They say 70 per cent "recovered" would do it, but taking vaccines into account, no number given.

https://tinyurl.com/yun2y86x

Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 04:18 PM (fVJPF)

307 Little Tony Fauci:

La science, c'est moi.
https://bit.ly/2TdkPNJ

Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 04:18 PM (YYlyE)

308 The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the mass of the *ss.

Posted by: Professor Math at June 09, 2021 04:18 PM (DMUuz)

309 Big thank you to all the morons and moronettes who answered my question regarding the leftist and his lie/assertion regarding the process to acquire a gun.

I just let him know that he was writing misinformation hoping to confuse people who didn't know any better.

Posted by: Floridachick at June 09, 2021 04:18 PM (A9jwk)

310 Her cameltoe must be special

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 09, 2021 04:18 PM (cSyAR)

311 292 Some plot lines in Yellowstone are dumb and/or factually incorrect but all in all an interesting show with beautiful scenery.

-

they made the squa a fucking raging commie.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 04:18 PM (fHMBN)

312 "You what the Joint Chiefs told us the greatest threat facing America was? Global warming."

Joe, that was China's joint chiefs.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 09, 2021 04:18 PM (Cus5s)

313 And 'Infinite' looks like shit warmed up
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 09, 2021 04:15 PM (ifmtJ)

===========

Reminded me of that Old Guard movie from Netflix last year.

And Wanted.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 04:18 PM (NWM+b)

God, I hated Wanted. Everything Mark Millar touches is infected.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 09, 2021 04:18 PM (ifmtJ)

314 Global warming."
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2021 04:10 PM (UHVv4)

As I said in a thread below - all Punchy's nurses needed to do here on this trip was reassure our Allies that the US has their security, so they don't worry that the US elections in 2020 were not legit or that the guy in charge is a complete drool case...and they couldn't even do that.

Because the collective mental maturity of the WH staff is 12 years old....God help us.

Posted by: Boswell at June 09, 2021 04:18 PM (5iUNf)

315 This is so odd. Allahpundit is the fearless truth teller at Hot Air. Facts don't care about your feelings, and he's going to make sure that no matter what the truth is, he's saying it. I was sure he'd be on this. Certain, even.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 04:09 PM (NWM+b)

This is why we can't have a sarcasm font, TJM would deplete it by himself.

Posted by: Hostess at June 09, 2021 04:19 PM (Ojki1)

316 look, Tonto, just because you got conquered doesn't mean Marxism's right for you.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 04:19 PM (fHMBN)

317 309 Big thank you to all the morons and moronettes who answered my question regarding the leftist and his lie/assertion regarding the process to acquire a gun.

I just let him know that he was writing misinformation hoping to confuse people who didn't know any better.
Posted by: Floridachick at June 09, 2021 04:18 PM (A9jwk)

==========

"Misinformation" is almost as bad as "racist."

Still, should have told him to buy the gun and document it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 04:19 PM (NWM+b)

318 Remember yesterday there was mention of dozens of international arrests using an FBI app that was believed to be a "secret" means of communications for the bad guys (including some "royals")?

Rumor is it was El Chapo's girlfriend who did the sting.

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 04:19 PM (AwPyG)

319 313 And Wanted.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 04:18 PM (NWM+b)

God, I hated Wanted. Everything Mark Millar touches is infected.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 09, 2021 04:18 PM (ifmtJ)

=========

I still don't know why you hate Millar so much. I'm guessing it's at least partially about politics, though I don't know his politics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 04:20 PM (NWM+b)

320 John Schindler is excited at the premise of selling the dick pic that got him fired from the Naval War College as an NFC.

He's also excited that his good friend Tom Nichols intends to be the high bidder. Saves him shipping since he can just hand it across the hot tub.

Posted by: fringe at June 09, 2021 04:20 PM (qBbRu)

321 >>>307 Little Tony Fauci:

La science, c'est moi.
https://bit.ly/2TdkPNJ

i just found out about this... insane!

Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 04:20 PM (0G13K)

322 >>Bret Baire brought that up the other night. Juan Williams countered by claiming that lower levels of vaccination corresponded to lower levels of education, not racial groups.

Seem to recall Project Veritas getting an internal zoom call between Zuckerberg and some other execs and Zuck was "vaccine hesitant." It was news since facebook was had already started silencing people with views similar to Zucks.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2021 04:20 PM (bDqIh)

323 300 the sad thing is that if you go to WalMart you'll see a minimum of 3 dozen just like her and dressed the same.
Posted by: x4 at June 09, 2021 04:17 PM (oA+QO)

Tooling their lard around one one of those 1 ton capacity scooters and paying for their starch and beer with IBT cards.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 04:20 PM (o2MD2)

324 And Wanted.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 04:18 PM (NWM+b)

Wanted looked like someone locked a 13 year old boy in a room with a case of Monster, a stack of Heavy Metal comics and a film editing computer.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 04:20 PM (gAFsE)

325 I wonder... with so called fat acceptance and so forth... has the incidence of anorexia and bulimia gone down?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 04:20 PM (PNtP0)

326 > imagine thinking that you can get rich off of clip art.

The British Guiana 1c magenta is a shittily-drawn temporary stamp made by local talent when the real stamps were delayed coming from the UK.

It's not even good clip art.

Value: $8 million.

Why? Because there's only one of them.

https://tinyurl.com/1cmagenta

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 04:21 PM (G15ac)

327 the sad thing is that if you go to WalMart you'll see a minimum of 3 dozen just like her and dressed the same.

And every one using those motorized carts.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 09, 2021 04:21 PM (bSk6g)

328 So some University in England let the Students remove a picture of the Queen because it reminds people of Colonial history.

Hell they are coming after the Flag here.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 09, 2021 04:21 PM (dKiJG)

329 I actually liked Wanted.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 09, 2021 04:21 PM (QU5/8)

330 Herd immunity occurs when a large portion of a community (the herd) becomes immune to a disease, making the spread of disease from person to person unlikely.

They do not state the percentage needed. They say 70 per cent "recovered" would do it, but taking vaccines into account, no number given.

https://tinyurl.com/yun2y86x
Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 04:18 PM (fVJPF)

If you need yearly booster shots, are you still considered immune?

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 09, 2021 04:21 PM (Ez6QX)

331 321 >>>307 Little Tony Fauci:
La science, c'est moi.
https://bit.ly/2TdkPNJ
i just found out about this... insane!
Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 04:20 PM (0G13K)

========

Babylon Bee has a good bit:

'I Don't Study Science, I AM The Science,' Growls Grizzled, Bald Dr. Fauci To Reporters

https://tinyurl.com/4nrduu42

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 04:21 PM (NWM+b)

332 I still don't know why you hate Millar so much. I'm guessing it's at least partially about politics, though I don't know his politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 04:20 PM (NWM+b)

He's storytelling cancer. He is all deconstruction and destruction of the norms of heroism. He's a petty, venal, destructive little vermin and the fact he keeps getting work and getting rich off raping superhero comics makes me wanna hollar.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 09, 2021 04:22 PM (ifmtJ)

333 Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 04:18 PM (fVJPF)
Because no one knows the number. It varies wildly based on the disease the population density and a million other factors.

Basically the idea is that at some point the virus dies off because it can no longer spread to new hosts.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 04:22 PM (UPoLF)

334 324 And Wanted.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 04:18 PM (NWM+b)

Wanted looked like someone locked a 13 year old boy in a room with a case of Monster, a stack of Heavy Metal comics and a film editing computer.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 04:20 PM (gAFsE)

=========

I'm kind of okay with it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 04:22 PM (NWM+b)

335 @306

Oh no--I'm not saying it's true, I'm saying that's why the admin is using the 70% figure.

Herd immunity only works if there is a true vaccine given, and the astraveneca shots are not vaccines in the first place.

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 04:22 PM (AwPyG)

336 Why would anyone want own a dick pic of Anthony Weiner? Is the picture going to be cropped? Is his weiner just going to hanging out by itself, or you get to see the rest of Anthony too?

I don't want to see pictures of disembodied weiners-anyones-even if the person were a manly stud which Anthony is not. It would be like requesting pictures of cut off turkey necks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2021 04:22 PM (k39e/)

337 So some University in England let the Students remove a picture of the Queen because it reminds people of Colonial history.

Hell they are coming after the Flag here.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 09, 2021 04:21 PM (dKiJG)

Does nobody know the words fuck off?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 09, 2021 04:23 PM (cSyAR)

338 332 I still don't know why you hate Millar so much. I'm guessing it's at least partially about politics, though I don't know his politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 04:20 PM (NWM+b)

He's storytelling cancer. He is all deconstruction and destruction of the norms of heroism. He's a petty, venal, destructive little vermin and the fact he keeps getting work and getting rich off raping superhero comics makes me wanna hollar.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 09, 2021 04:22 PM (ifmtJ)

=========

That would be it. Thanks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 04:23 PM (NWM+b)

339 > Just because you got conquered doesn't mean Marxism's right for you.

Look at how the ChiComs treat their indigenous peoples as a comparison.

They don't let the Uyghurs run casinos.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 04:23 PM (G15ac)

340 Little Tony Fauci:

La science, c'est moi.
https://bit.ly/2TdkPNJ

Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 04:18 PM (YYlyE)
.........

He deserves respect, like George Floyd.

Posted by: wth at June 09, 2021 04:23 PM (v0R5T)

341 I liked Wanted also.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 04:23 PM (2DOZq)

342 244 BTW, "Plus Sized" "Supermodel" Tess Holliday now says she has anorexia:

Well, bless her enlarged heart for fighting it so bravely and effectively.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 09, 2021 04:23 PM (nfrXX)

343 Theory:

Fat black chick didn't get the job at the yoga studio to teach yoga, instead they hired a thin white woman.

This is evidence of white supremacy.

Discuss.

Theory #2:

During her interview, she made a yoga mat scream.

That is a medical opinion!!

Posted by: Dr. Jill Edith Biden at June 09, 2021 04:23 PM (VYjdj)

344 Kaiser Permanente invites me to participate in a study:

The study is being conducted by the Kaiser Permanente Colorado's Institute for Health Research, in partnership with KP health care teams. Through this study, researchers would like to better understand how patients manage access to medications and firearms, and how these decisions are made.

WTF?

Did Colorado tell KP I own guns?

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 09, 2021 04:24 PM (iTXRQ)

345 337 So some University in England let the Students remove a picture of the Queen because it reminds people of Colonial history.

IIRC, Magdalen College, Oxford University.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 09, 2021 04:24 PM (PiwSw)

346 So some University in England let the Students remove a picture of the Queen because it reminds people of Colonial history.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 09, 2021 04:21 PM (dKiJG)

They're going to be giving away all of their money too, right?

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 09, 2021 04:24 PM (Ez6QX)

347 Old & busted yoga: Planking

New & weighty yoga: Plankton

Posted by: Muldoon at June 09, 2021 04:24 PM (m45I2)

348 I'm kind of okay with it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 04:22 PM (NWM+b)

It's got some interesting ideas, though not all are developed well. Best part about it though is they still never got their shit together enough for a sequel.

Posted by: Bete at June 09, 2021 04:25 PM (Ojki1)

349 312 "You what the Joint Chiefs told us the greatest threat facing America was? Global warming."

Joe, that was China's joint chiefs.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 09, 2021 04:18 PM (Cus5s)
---------------------------

Same people - different faces.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2021 04:25 PM (ap+jI)

350 As far as I have heard the Chinese are still running Gulags

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 04:25 PM (Cxk7w)

351 The scooter thing really pisses me off.

I've got an elderly relative (yeah, even older than me) who NEEDS a scooter, because she had a fucking stroke.

But when she goes to the store, generally all the scooters are in use by fatasses, so she shuffles along with her walker, me or my niece at her side to make sure she doesn't fall.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 04:25 PM (G15ac)

352 348 I'm kind of okay with it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 04:22 PM (NWM+b)

It's got some interesting ideas, though not all are developed well. Best part about it though is they still never got their shit together enough for a sequel.
Posted by: Bete at June 09, 2021 04:25 PM (Ojki1)

=========

We got Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter instead.

Which I'm kind of okay with.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 04:26 PM (NWM+b)

353 Remember, a true vaccine give you a little bitty dose of polio, and your mighty antigens rise up to fight it off, so they are there to defend you from any furture attackes.

If the vaccine is a "live" one, then it will have a herd effect on the people around you--their antigens will also rise up and fight the mild dose you might give them.

The first polio vaccine was "dead" virus, which meant no one would die from the vaccine, but it also meant it didn't give off herd immunity.

Medical community decided one outweighed the other, and went with live

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 04:26 PM (AwPyG)

354 329 I actually liked Wanted.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 09, 2021 04:21 PM (QU5/

I thought it was alright, *shrugs*.

I've seen worse. Much worse. I've seen "Pompeii".

Posted by: Thrawn at June 09, 2021 04:26 PM (a+Mub)

355 Why? Because there's only one of them.

-

so does the NFT grant you the right to control the image as it percolates on the internet.

-no... that would be a copyright.

Oh, do people pay a lot for copyrights of memes?

-no. because they're probably not eligible for copyrights or there'd be no way to enforce it.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 04:27 PM (fHMBN)

356 related:

Dr Nigel Kellow
@NigelKellow
5h
Almost everyone I've treated in ICU for COVID has had at least one risk factor, the most common potentially reversible ones being obesity and T2DM.
It's an abject public health failure from PH Drs and government not to have used this opportunity to encourage healthier lifestyles.

Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 04:27 PM (fVJPF)

357 I saw Disembodied Weiners open for the Sex Pistols in a squat in Brixton back in '75.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 04:27 PM (G15ac)

358 >>>Through this study, researchers would like to better understand how patients manage access to medications and firearms, and how these decisions are made.

WTF?
-----

= 1st you buy a loophole gun
_ 2nd you rob a pharmacy

Simple

Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2021 04:27 PM (ap+jI)

359 They don't let the Uyghurs run casinos.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 04:23 PM

But they do let them supply the crematorium smoke shops.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 09, 2021 04:28 PM (DMUuz)

360 355 Why? Because there's only one of them.

so does the NFT grant you the right to control the image as it percolates on the internet.

-no... that would be a copyright.

Oh, do people pay a lot for copyrights of memes?

-no. because they're probably not eligible for copyrights or there'd be no way to enforce it.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 04:27 PM (fHMBN)

Conspicuous consumption is its own reward.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 09, 2021 04:28 PM (z5Vrg)

361 > so does the NFT grant you the right to control the image as it percolates on the internet.

No, no more than owning the 1c magenta stamp gives you the right to control the image of it.

There's an image of it right there in the Wikipedia article, dude.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 04:28 PM (G15ac)

362 when I go to the beach this weekend to stare at 19 year old girls I'll be sure to check out that dangerous water to see if it's drowned everyone yet.

fucking global warming.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 04:28 PM (fHMBN)

363 I've seen worse. Much worse. I've seen "Pompeii".
Posted by: Thrawn at June 09, 2021 04:26 PM (a+Mub)

I think I only made it through about 10 minutes of that movie.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 09, 2021 04:28 PM (Ez6QX)

364 Herd immunity only works if there is a true vaccine given, and the astraveneca shots are not vaccines in the first place.
Posted by: artemis

we make up the difference on the herd part

Posted by: moo at June 09, 2021 04:28 PM (oA+QO)

365 He's storytelling cancer. He is all deconstruction and destruction of the norms of heroism. He's a petty, venal, destructive little vermin and the fact he keeps getting work and getting rich off raping superhero comics makes me wanna hollar.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 09, 2021 04:22 PM (ifmtJ)

To be fair, he is not as bad the The Boys guy or several others.

Honestly, I was much more saddened by Brightburn. It not only perverts the Superman mythos but also manages to try to pervert children in general. I hate even the idea of the movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 04:28 PM (PNtP0)

366 Missed the Lafayette Park incident thread. Recall that almost instantly, within a day, there was info from police (but thought it was PP, not MPD), that tear gas had been used in response to objects thrown at officers, after (of course) there had been extensive notice that the park had to be cleared.

Nice of ace to post the tweet from the vile piece of garbage playing president about the incident, after a nice swim on a gorgeous day I was not feeling ill, well that took care of that.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 09, 2021 04:28 PM (OTzUX)

367 Wow. A lotta crack smokers follow that "Doctor" Jill Twitter thread.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at June 09, 2021 04:28 PM (/kFcL)

368 330 If you need yearly booster shots, are you still considered immune?
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 09, 2021 04:21 PM (Ez6QX)

I don't know what they'd say. I don't know.

Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 04:29 PM (fVJPF)

369 It's an abject public health failure from PH Drs and government not to have used this opportunity to encourage healthier lifestyles.
Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 04:27 PM (fVJPF)

And cut off our gravy train? Are you nuts?

Posted by: Big Pharma at June 09, 2021 04:29 PM (PiwSw)

370 Wheelchair

Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2021 04:29 PM (ap+jI)

371 > BTW, "Plus Sized" "Supermodel" Tess Holliday now says she has anorexia:

I ... huh.

I wouldn't have guessed.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 04:29 PM (YYlyE)

372 281 confused about NFT's?

imagine thinking that you can get rich off of clip art.
it's not even clip art. you're buying a url. whoever is hosting whatever is at the url you bought can take it offline, leaving you with nothing. at least when you invested in tulip bulbs you got something you could plant!

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 09, 2021 04:29 PM (sGtp+)

373 341 I liked Wanted also.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 04:23 PM (2DOZq)

Angelina Jolie/Bending bullets was Wanted, right?

Honestly, kind of like SwordFish: the tits were not as good as the hype made it seem like they would be.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 04:30 PM (PNtP0)

374 333 Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 04:18 PM (fVJPF)
Because no one knows the number. It varies wildly based on the disease the population density and a million other factors.

Basically the idea is that at some point the virus dies off because it can no longer spread to new hosts.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 04:22 PM (UPoLF)

Thanks!

Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 04:30 PM (fVJPF)

375 365 Honestly, I was much more saddened by Brightburn. It not only perverts the Superman mythos but also manages to try to pervert children in general. I hate even the idea of the movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 04:28 PM (PNtP0)

=========

I watched that movie with every intention of reviewing it, but when it was done I couldn't remember a thing about it. Quite literally. I had no place to start.

I also had no desire to try and watch it again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 04:30 PM (NWM+b)

376 There's an image of it right there in the Wikipedia article, dude.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

non fungible = totally fungible

Posted by: x at June 09, 2021 04:30 PM (oA+QO)

377 I think it's time I had a canoeing mishap

sooner or later these people are gonna decide that I can't own guns because I take certain medications

and their stormtroopers will come for both

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 09, 2021 04:31 PM (iTXRQ)

378 but you own it!

you own it!

it's yours.

yours.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 04:31 PM (fHMBN)

379 I actually liked Wanted.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 09, 2021 04:21 PM (QU5/

I thought it was alright, *shrugs*.

I've seen worse. Much worse. I've seen "Pompeii".
Posted by: Thrawn

Crap, except the music. Which was perfect, Blessings be Upon The Elfman.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2021 04:31 PM (nI1Kq)

380 What you're paying for with the NFT is more like the "naming rights" for a stadium or building.

That doesn't mean you OWN the stadium. It doesn't mean you own ANYTHING. It just means your name is on it.

People pay a lot of money for that, yo.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 04:31 PM (G15ac)

381 I read that the movie Wanted was only very loosely based on the millar series.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 04:31 PM (2DOZq)

382 I think I only made it through about 10 minutes of that movie.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 09, 2021 04:28 PM (Ez6QX)

I made 15 minutes and then realized that it sucked and I cared nothing for the characters. It really did suck.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 04:31 PM (o2MD2)

383 Brightburn.

I liked it, though I thought Chronicle, which is kinds sorta the same thing, was a better version of it. (But I despise most traditional superhero stuff and am more interested in its subversion than than the actual tradition.)

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 09, 2021 04:31 PM (QU5/8)

384 335 @306

Oh no--I'm not saying it's true, I'm saying that's why the admin is using the 70% figure.

Herd immunity only works if there is a true vaccine given, and the astraveneca shots are not vaccines in the first place.
Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 04:22 PM (AwPyG)

I'm just following up on your info (for which, thanks). I didn't take you to be agreeing with the report.

Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 04:32 PM (fVJPF)

385 371 > BTW, "Plus Sized" "Supermodel" Tess Holliday now says she has anorexia:

I ... huh.

I wouldn't have guessed.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 04:29 PM (YYlyE)

Which is where "Identifies as" falls into the chasm and you need social pressure to get people to say they agree.

Posted by: Bete at June 09, 2021 04:32 PM (Ojki1)

386 Angie went through a really skinny period around the time of Wanted. Then in Salt, she really needed a sandwich.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 04:32 PM (fHMBN)

387 NFTs are beenie babies for rich assholes.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 09, 2021 04:32 PM (yP85E)

388 315 This is so odd. Allahpundit is the fearless truth teller at Hot Air. Facts don't care about your feelings, and he's going to make sure that no matter what the truth is, he's saying it. I was sure he'd be on this. Certain, even.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 04:09 PM (NWM+b)

This is why we can't have a sarcasm font, TJM would deplete it by himself.
Posted by: Hostess at June 09, 2021 04:19 PM (Ojki1)

I don't get it.

*kidding*

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 09, 2021 04:32 PM (mdjgu)

389 Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 04:26 PM (AwPyG)

*****

You might want to re-visit the definition of antigen versus antibody, as well as take another look at the definition of herd immunity.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 09, 2021 04:32 PM (m45I2)

390 I don't know what they'd say. I don't know.
Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 04:29 PM (fVJPF)

Just curious, mainly because I read an article the other day about the trial patients now getting their third (booster) shots.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 09, 2021 04:32 PM (Ez6QX)

391 I watched that movie with every intention of reviewing it, but when it was done I couldn't remember a thing about it. Quite literally. I had no place to start.

I also had no desire to try and watch it again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 04:30 PM (NWM+b)

I'll admit I never even tried to watch it. The idea of the movie summons kind of a visceral revulsion.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 04:33 PM (PNtP0)

392 the sad thing is that if you go to WalMart you'll see a minimum of 3 dozen just like her and dressed the same.

And every one using those motorized carts.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 09, 2021 04:21 PM (bSk6g)

I saw her twin in a similar outfit last time i flew.

Posted by: LASue at June 09, 2021 04:33 PM (Ed8Zd)

393 I'm not sure what you guys think that "dollars" are, other than ones and zeros sitting on someone's hard drive.

If you're willing to give goods and services for imaginary pieces of green paper, I don't think you've got any room to throw shade on NFTs.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 04:33 PM (G15ac)

394 I watched that movie with every intention of reviewing it, but when it was done I couldn't remember a thing about it. Quite literally. I had no place to start.

I also had no desire to try and watch it again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Ah, just like Hostiles.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2021 04:33 PM (nI1Kq)

395 Because, dangerous.

Posted by: Yours Truly, Carlos Danger at June 09, 2021 04:33 PM (bPH26)

396 I've got an elderly relative (yeah, even older than me) who NEEDS a scooter, because she had a fucking stroke.

But when she goes to the store, generally all the scooters are in use by fatasses, so she shuffles along with her walker, me or my niece at her side to make sure she doesn't fall.

When I broke my leg I was in a walking boot for a while. When I went to the grocery store I would get a cart because it hurt to walk to all the places I needed to go. As a fit, thirty something guy, I was mortified to use the scooter. I hoped everyone who saw me could see my walking boot so they didn't think I was being a jackass for using a cart.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 04:33 PM (YYlyE)

397
Through this study, researchers would like to better understand how patients manage access to medications and firearms, and how these decisions are made.

Do you medicate your firearms?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2021 04:34 PM (63Dwl)

398 You might get the idea that a director might actually realize a movie he was making sucked but didn't actually know how to improve it and was too deep into it to quit.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 04:34 PM (o2MD2)

399 Frau Biden...
NNNEEEIIGGHHHH!!!!.
looks like the nasty principal of a small grade school in some place like Barstow.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 04:34 PM (axyOa)

400 @368

The flu shots they give every year are the medical community's best guess about the strains of flu that are going around. Sometimes they get it right, sometimes they don't.

Once you have antigens, you don't need a "booster" for that disease--you're good.

You can see the massive misinformation being spread. It's amazing to me that more doctors don't come forward.

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 04:34 PM (AwPyG)

401 #war.

In my town, somebody put up American Flags on all the 101 overpasses for surface streets back in January. They were on aluminum poles, mounted with brackets - very well done at some cost. Not just random. The overpasses have 8' chain link fencing curved inward to keep our imports from easily decorating the signs and concrete. The flags were mounted so as to clear the top by about 3'. As of yesterday, the flags were still up.

Today driving home, I noticed a rainbow flag that somebody had attempted to tie to the fencing - mounted on 4 corners and with the winds we have around here, it was barely hanging on by 2 points. I also noticed that the US Flag was gone. Next overpass, same. Next overpass, same. In all cases, a rainbow flag was placed to be seen for north and southbound traffic, and all the ones I noticed were falling down.

So somebody showed up with tools, dismantled the American Flags, and then used shoestrings or whatever to mount the pride month abominations. This really, really pisses me off. I hope I'm not on one of the overpasses and see somebody trying to re-tie the rainbow flags, because I'm afraid I'll lose control of my car. Momentarily of course.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 09, 2021 04:34 PM (wAnMi)

402 Angelina Jolie/Bending bullets was Wanted, right?

Honestly, kind of like SwordFish: the tits were not as good as the hype made it seem like they would be.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 04:30 PM (PNtP0

Yeah that was even too much to suspend belief but I like the story of training to be an assassin and it being turned back on the evil trainers.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 04:34 PM (2DOZq)

403 Re the NFTs. Basically you own the "original" of a piece of "art". That is the analogy. It is recognized by everyone as the original and all other copies are the equivalent of prints.

Does it make sense that there would be more value for the original in this context? No not at all. For example wieners original dick pic is on his laptop and twitters servers and god knows where else.

But not a lot about the modern art market place makes sense. Which is why I buy the theory it is all a big scam by people trying to launder money and evade taxes.

Value a piece of art at $50 mill and donate to a museum and you get quite the tax write off.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 04:34 PM (UPoLF)

404 "Weiner must be looking at the protection Hunter Biden gets and thinking, "Motherf***er...!"

"

Sometimes first movers profit.
Sometimes the second mouse IS cheesier.

Posted by: DaveA at June 09, 2021 04:34 PM (FhXTo)

405 356 related:

Dr Nigel Kellow
@NigelKellow
5h
Almost everyone I've treated in ICU for COVID has had at least one risk factor, the most common potentially reversible ones being obesity and T2DM.
It's an abject public health failure from PH Drs and government not to have used this opportunity to encourage healthier lifestyles.
Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 04:27 PM (fVJPF)

Exactly. Instead, they went and closed all of the gyms, almost immediately. Where can those Jersey guys go to get their gym back?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 09, 2021 04:35 PM (mdjgu)

406 Through this study, researchers would like to better understand how patients manage access to medications and firearms, and how these decisions are made.

Do you medicate your firearms?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2021 04:34 PM (63Dwl)

*passing another guy in the trench*

Watch out, mate- the Vickers has been getting into the morphine again!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 04:35 PM (PNtP0)

407 "Plus Sized" "Supermodel" Tess Holliday

-

more humiliation kink slash domination from globohomo.

"you *do* find her attractive, correct peasant?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 04:35 PM (fHMBN)

408 I watched that movie with every intention of reviewing it, but when it was done I couldn't remember a thing about it. Quite literally. I had no place to start.

I also had no desire to try and watch it again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 04:30 PM (NWM+b)

Superman as an evil alien what was raised by humans to set up their enslavement by him, like as in actual cucking people into raising their destroyer. Really isn't much more to say about it, as it doesn't go with the emotional plight of parents now having to kill their son to save the world as it teases then abandons the idea.

Posted by: Bete at June 09, 2021 04:35 PM (Ojki1)

409 Thanks Muldoon. Herd immunity varies by pathogen, and is basically just a network effect (when transmission slows due to inability to "find" new hosts). And of course with a bug with an IFR like this one, "eradication" is not a reasonable objective, unlike with something like smallpox or polio. So "immunity" is kind of misleading to focus on.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 09, 2021 04:35 PM (OTzUX)

410
Value a piece of art at $50 mill and donate to a museum and you get quite the tax write off.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 04:34 PM (UPoLF)

I don't think you can do that unless you actually paid $50m for the art in question. But art has long been used for conducting illegal business.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 09, 2021 04:35 PM (z5Vrg)

411 This border, the border, this whole thing with the border....

And I haven't been to Europe.

And I've never been to Spain.
But I kinda like the music.

(Makes more sense).

Posted by: Shameless MFM at June 09, 2021 04:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

412 @389

Sorry! Let me know where I screwed up! :&

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 04:36 PM (AwPyG)

413 384 335 @306

Oh no--I'm not saying it's true, I'm saying that's why the admin is using the 70% figure.

Herd immunity only works if there is a true vaccine given, and the astraveneca shots are not vaccines in the first place.
Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 04:22 PM (AwPyG)

I'm just following up on your info (for which, thanks). I didn't take you to be agreeing with the report.
Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 04:32 PM (fVJPF)

Sorry I wasn't clear about that.

Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 04:37 PM (fVJPF)

414 "you own it, though"

-but what do i own?

"some hastily drawn bullshit from a person you've never heard of"

-ok, I'll pay $.25 for that.

"no, we need you to pay $30,000"

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 04:37 PM (fHMBN)

415 So--can the astaveneca shots instill herd immunity? I guess that's my main question.

My understanding is they are not vaccines.

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 04:38 PM (AwPyG)

416 It maybe mean, but I'd pay $10 to take a yoga class with that person.

Im laughing just thinking of the noises.

Posted by: Shameless MFM at June 09, 2021 04:38 PM (Ed8Zd)

417 I guess we can dance around the idea of owning something that's not a physical stamp and not something that vests in a legal right.

the other part of the problem is the valuation. Even if you're gay for owning NFTs, there's no market for it.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 04:38 PM (fHMBN)

418 When Muldoon gets snippy,
it is really rather trippy,
for the sods not wearing any pants.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 04:38 PM (PNtP0)

419 >Do you medicate your firearms?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

a little RemOil after a range session...

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 09, 2021 04:38 PM (iTXRQ)

420 BREAKING NEWS: Biden administration announces it's signed a treaty with Global Warming...
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 04:14 PM (L2ZTs)

Peace in our time.

Posted by: flounder at June 09, 2021 04:39 PM (KnJdm)

421 At a Starbleks in Barstow a few years ago I saw probably the most ridiculous example of out-of-control little kids/failing parents I've seen in decades. Couldn't quite pick up the language, probably Ukrainian, something Slavic.

Even the employees just kind of stared.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 09, 2021 04:39 PM (OTzUX)

422 Nood. Red Skull.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 04:39 PM (PNtP0)

423 Nood, we all hate science.

Posted by: Bete at June 09, 2021 04:39 PM (Ojki1)

424 > Even if you're gay for owning NFTs, there's no market for it

There is clearly a market for them, because people are buying them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 04:39 PM (G15ac)

425 Muldoon is a treasure, and I'll not hear a word against him!

(I shouldn't have said that; he'll make a pun)

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 04:40 PM (AwPyG)

426 "Lieutenant Colonel Andrew Rhodes, commander of the 1-8 Infantry - - "Fighting Eagles", has a message for all serving in the military: if you're white, you're the problem."
_Human Events

Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2021 04:40 PM (ap+jI)

427 I guess if I had zero muscle mass I could be okay at normal weight.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

There is no Navy seal that is not overweight according to BMI standards. Not one.

Posted by: MkY at June 09, 2021 04:40 PM (Foq6I)

428
She wears Lulu Lemon Merengue Pies

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 04:41 PM (OH5gn)

429 Yeah that was even too much to suspend belief but I like the story of training to be an assassin and it being turned back on the evil trainers.

When I came out of the theater after seeing this one, a blonde, who looked like thinking might not have been her strong suit, was complaining to her boyfriend about how unrealistic the loom of fate was. The physics-defying gunplay and acrobatics, and waxy baths of super-healing, those she could accept. But not the loom!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 09, 2021 04:41 PM (QU5/8)

430

nood

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 04:41 PM (OH5gn)

431 I don't think you can do that unless you actually paid $50m for the art in question. But art has long been used for conducting illegal business.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 09, 2021 04:35 PM (z5Vrg)

The donation is at present value of the asset not what you paid for it.

Coming up with present value of something like shares of stocks is easy. Art? Not so much. Art appraisers make a "good faith estimate" off sales of similar art. The IRS can argue with that appraisal but it is difficult since each piece of art is unique.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 04:42 PM (UPoLF)

432 a little RemOil after a range session...

Sure. RemOil is the gateway lubricant. Soon you'll find yourself "experimenting" with CLP and then onto FrogLube. Then, one day you'll wake up and realize that you paid some guy $15 for a two ounce squeeze bottle of canola oil.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 09, 2021 04:42 PM (nfrXX)

433 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 04:33 PM (G15ac

Dollars are legal tender backed by the government and represent the value of the GDP generated by the country of that government. EFT is simply a product valued by the demand for it.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 04:42 PM (2DOZq)

434 BREAKING NEWS: Biden administration announces it's signed a treaty with Global Warming...
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 04:14 PM (L2ZTs)

BOHICA America..

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 04:43 PM (axyOa)

435 WANTED could have been such a great movie, the Comicbook had the Villians kill all the heroes in the world and so the Bad guys took over the World, then their is a struggle among the villians for control. but we got Hollywood's version of Wanted, with bendy bullets and other dumb crap.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 09, 2021 04:43 PM (dKiJG)

436 That Infinite Movie should be called X-Mission-Impossible-Men

Posted by: Gunslinger at June 09, 2021 04:44 PM (R2gO3)

437 *watches action-packed trailer*

Finally, the C-17 gets some love and respect!

Posted by: pookysgirl may have been a USAF wife for a bit at June 09, 2021 04:45 PM (XKZwp)

438 Since National Geographic began making maps in 1915, it has recognized four oceans; the Atlantic, Pacific, Indian, and Arctic Oceans. Starting on June 8, World Oceans Day, it will recognize the Southern Ocean as the world's fifth ocean.

"The Southern Ocean has long been recognized by scientists, but because there was never agreement internationally, we never officially recognized it," says National Geographic Society Geographer Alex Tait.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2021 04:48 PM (ap+jI)

439 Sensei Beached Whale conducts group tours of her cameltoe.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 09, 2021 04:49 PM (cSyAR)

440 Biden administration officials are "quietly perplexed" about Vice President Harris'
fumbling multiple questions
fumbling multiple questions
fumbling multiple questions
about the border and are concerned her unforced errors will overshadow her first international trip,

Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2021 04:50 PM (ap+jI)

441 "Is this something?"

It looks like a car commercial.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 09, 2021 05:26 PM (4thlk)

442 I remember the last time I jumped my motorcycle from a mountain plateau onto the wing of an airplane in flight. It's really not that tough once you get used to it.

Posted by: William Taylor at June 09, 2021 05:35 PM (zag+3)

443 At first I hoped Hollywood actually made a fresh story based on new ideas, but that hope died fast.

Infinite looks like a The Matrix knockoff had dirty behind-the-dumpster sex with an Assassin's Creed knockoff and they had a baby named "'average guy discovers he's secretly awesome' trope"... but with even more extreeeeeeeme

Posted by: weew, livin' free in Florida at June 09, 2021 05:38 PM (+m+uH)

444 Yoga teacher has a video:

https://youtu.be/QhQGaPmv2t8

Caution, an ad with another whale comes on beforehand.

Posted by: Monty James at June 09, 2021 06:31 PM (Zqz9o)

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