Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (6/16/21)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

God writes the Gospel not in the Bible alone, but also on trees, and in the flowers and clouds and stars. Martin Luther


Quote II

Laughter is God's blessing. Joseph Prince


Quote III

God will never reject you. Whether you accept Him is your decision. Charles Stanley


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The ONT Musical Interlude



On this day 16 Jun 1967
The three day Monterey Pop Festival in California began. All the proceeds went to charity when all the artists agreed to perform for free, the 'Summer of Love' was born. The festival saw the first major US appearances by The Who, Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin. Also on the bill: The Byrds, Grateful Dead, Otis Redding, Simon And Garfunkel, The Steve Miller Band, Canned Heat, The Mamas & the Papas, Jefferson Airplane, Buffalo Springfield and The Electric Flag. John Phillips, of The Mamas & the Papas wrote, 'San Francisco, (Be Sure To Wear Flowers In Your Hair)' to promote the festival, which later became a hit for Scott McKenzie. via thisdayinmusic.com

AND



On this day: 16 Jun 1970
Mungo Jerry were at No.1 on the UK singles chart with 'In The Summertime'. It went on to become the best selling UK single of 1970 spending seven weeks at No.1 and was a hit in 26 other countries. The UK release was a maxi-single playing at 33 rpm, (whereas singles generally played at 45 rpm). via thisdayinmusic.com


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1 Hey.

Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at June 16, 2021 09:00 PM (HuH1F)

2

Ensimmäinen!

Posted by: Zettai at June 16, 2021 09:00 PM (wlya7)

3 1

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 16, 2021 09:00 PM (q1gHU)

4 Short but sweet.

Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at June 16, 2021 09:00 PM (HuH1F)

5 on time

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 16, 2021 09:00 PM (QU5/8)

6 Jingoism

Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2021 09:00 PM (QWnDS)

7 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Iris at June 16, 2021 09:00 PM (6lKe4)

8 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at June 16, 2021 09:00 PM (C7pdG)

9 good evening

Posted by: wing at June 16, 2021 09:00 PM (JFzNN)

10 Ahoy!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at June 16, 2021 09:01 PM (Dc2NZ)

11 Howdy, MisHum, howdy, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 16, 2021 09:01 PM (q1gHU)

12 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2021 09:01 PM (U8rqX)

13 Good evening all!

Posted by: Dr. T at June 16, 2021 09:01 PM (pxDdN)

14 So I'm in Minnesota.

Minnesoooota.

Posted by: Robert at June 16, 2021 09:01 PM (C7pdG)

15 Are the wee bride and groom ewoks?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at June 16, 2021 09:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

16 TY MisHum, much appreciated.

Posted by: Farmer at June 16, 2021 09:02 PM (55Qr6)

17 I would have been first , but I broke another F5 key!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 16, 2021 09:02 PM (hOUT3)

18 It is decided, thus: That final photograph being to blame, I shall make pizza for tomorrow night's dinner.

ONT Greetings, Horde!

*pours bourbon*

Cheers!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 16, 2021 09:02 PM (QzJWU)

19 Lovely MisHum!!! Thank you!!!

Posted by: Moki at June 16, 2021 09:03 PM (JrN/x)

20 Howdy Hordelings! Good evening Mis Hum!

Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2021 09:03 PM (mZUr4)

21 Are the wee bride and groom ewoks?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at June 16, 2021 09:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

I can't tell what they are except they're definitely not Ewoks.

Posted by: Robert at June 16, 2021 09:03 PM (C7pdG)

22 Happy First Anniversary to our youngest and her husband.

They got married last year by a JP on Zoom in their apartment, while we all watched on Zoom.

Someday, they may actually have a reception...

Posted by: Sal at June 16, 2021 09:04 PM (Uu3D6)

23 Good evening all.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 09:04 PM (axyOa)

24 14 So I'm in Minnesota.

Minnesoooota.
ya sure you bets ya

Posted by: wing at June 16, 2021 09:04 PM (JFzNN)

25
Evening, Hordians.

Hope it was a good day for you all.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2021 09:04 PM (mht8P)

26 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 16, 2021 09:05 PM (arJlL)

27 Long time no see everybody. Snoogins

Posted by: bob frapples at June 16, 2021 09:05 PM (hNjgQ)

28 That pizza does not look good.

Posted by: buzzion at June 16, 2021 09:05 PM (vMCab)

29 добрый вечер товарищи and thanks mh

===
Turns out he sounds like a doddering old fool in Russian too

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 16, 2021 09:05 PM (EZebt)

30 God will never reject you. Whether you accept Him is your decision. Charles Stanley
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Unless you piss him off by not letting the Israelites go. In which case you had your chance and you should stay away from large bodies of water that are suddenly split in half.

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 09:05 PM (Ojki1)

31 Someday, they may actually have a reception...
Posted by: Sal at June 16, 2021 09:04 PM (Uu3D6)


But reception or no, may they have a long and happy marriage!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 16, 2021 09:06 PM (hOUT3)

32 Evening Horde.
A good day, yes. Plotting a road trip for late next week.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at June 16, 2021 09:06 PM (FtJ1S)

33 It is decided, thus: That final photograph being to blame, I shall make pizza for tomorrow night's dinner.

Posted by: Jim at June 16, 2021 09:02 PM (QzJWU)

https://tinyurl.com/55yctaks

Posted by: Robert at June 16, 2021 09:06 PM (+agPG)

34 Hadrian, are the pups back on the road?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 16, 2021 09:06 PM (hOUT3)

35 28 That pizza does not look good.
Posted by: buzzion at June 16, 2021 09:05 PM (vMCab)

Yeah but if you're marrying a bride who selected that you hit the jackpot.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 09:07 PM (2DOZq)

36 I'll never forget Mungo Jerry's In the Summertime. I was in the throes of puberty, and could think of nothing but girls, and that song seemed to suggest I was the only one in the entire world who wasn't getting any.

Posted by: pep at June 16, 2021 09:07 PM (v16oJ)

37 How good could pizza with fruit on it be??

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 16, 2021 09:07 PM (EZebt)

38 Mimimimimimimi Minnesota, Minnesota, Minnesota

Posted by: Guy that relates everything to a Zappa song at June 16, 2021 09:07 PM (Tnijr)

39 Unless you piss him off by not letting the Israelites go. In which case you had your chance and you should stay away from large bodies of water that are suddenly split in half.
Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 09:05 PM (Ojki1)


Well, that was also a decision.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 16, 2021 09:07 PM (pxDdN)

40 Thank you, Hrothgar!
He is a great addition to the family and we are very grateful
for him!

Posted by: Sal at June 16, 2021 09:08 PM (Uu3D6)

41 Unless you piss him off by not letting the Israelites go. In which case
you had your chance and you should stay away from large bodies of water
that are suddenly split in half.

You should also develop a taste for frog's legs and locusts. Mmm, crunchy.

Posted by: pep at June 16, 2021 09:08 PM (v16oJ)

42 *pours bourbon*

Cheers!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 16, 2021 09:02 PM (QzJWU)

/pours a Captain and Coke...
/clinks glasses
Cheers!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 16, 2021 09:08 PM (oHd/0)

43 Took me a while to realize the top picture didn't say "give bait", like it was for a bait drive.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 16, 2021 09:09 PM (ghoDT)

44 Ensimmäinen!
Posted by: Zettai at June 16, 2021 09:00 PM (wlya7)


I was told there would be no Finnish here

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2021 09:09 PM (ySM85)

45 If her daddy's poor just do what you will.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 16, 2021 09:09 PM (r+sAi)

46 One of those pizzas needs spinach and one needs anchovies.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2021 09:10 PM (QlVtI)

47 37 How good could pizza with fruit on it be??
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 16, 2021 09:07 PM (EZebt)

Pizza Bobs. North Shore, Oahu. Only place that would deliver to a life guard tower (they were numbered).

Their Hawaiin Pizza was actually good.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 16, 2021 09:10 PM (oHd/0)

48
Hadrian, are the pups back on the road?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 16, 2021 09:06 PM (hOUT3)

__________

Just Miss Delilah. All our guys are good travelers. They're asleep by the time they get to the end of the driveway.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2021 09:10 PM (mht8P)

49 "The Summer of Love"

What a load of BS. Followed by the "Winter of Gonorhea", which they don't talk about that part.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 16, 2021 09:10 PM (hYB//)

50 Go away baiting here

Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 09:10 PM (2DOZq)

51
35 28 That pizza does not look good.
Posted by: buzzion at June 16, 2021 09:05 PM (vMCab)

Yeah but if you're marrying a bride who selected that you hit the jackpot.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 09:07 PM (2DOZq)
**************
yeah, because she's cheap. Lol.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 16, 2021 09:10 PM (NpAcC)

52 46 One of those pizzas needs spinach and one needs anchovies.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2021 09:10 PM (QlVtI)

HERETIC!!!! Burn him Burn him!!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 16, 2021 09:10 PM (oHd/0)

53 I haven't commented in months cuz I'm depressed but Holy Shit Biden is a clusterfuck wrapped in a dumpster fire tossed into a volcano shot into the sun.

Posted by: bob frapples at June 16, 2021 09:11 PM (hNjgQ)

54 You should also develop a taste for frog's legs and locusts. Mmm, crunchy.
Posted by: pep at June 16, 2021 09:08 PM (v16oJ)

I thought we were eating cicadas?

Man, I can't keep up with all these new food trends.

Posted by: Robert at June 16, 2021 09:11 PM (ZP3yi)

55 Pithy.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2021 09:11 PM (yQpMk)

56 Sooo sixteen distinct entities are off limits to cyberattack by Putin says Biden. They're on a list says Biden. Or what? Sternly worded letter? A lack of intent cited in a hearing? You get a Hunter painting at half off?

Posted by: 80'smusic fan at June 16, 2021 09:11 PM (glGDV)

57 You should also develop a taste for frog's legs and locusts. Mmm, crunchy.
Posted by: pep at June 16, 2021 09:08 PM (v16oJ)

Crunchy frog? It wouldn't be crunchy if it didn't have bones in it, now, would it?

Posted by: InCali at June 16, 2021 09:11 PM (ov5G+)

58 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2021 09:11 PM (qAR6u)

59 ..I was told there would be no Finnish here
Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2021 09:09 PM (ySM85)


Well, of course not! That'd be the Early Morning Thread, or more recently, Pixy's Tech Thread.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 16, 2021 09:12 PM (QzJWU)

60 How good could pizza with fruit on it be??
Posted by: San Franpsycho

By definition, that is not pizza.

No, 'hawaiian' is not pizza. It's sweet shit on a crust.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2021 09:12 PM (U8rqX)

61 "The Summer of Love"

What a load of BS. Followed by the "Winter of Gonorhea", which they don't talk about that part.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 16, 2021 09:10 PM (hYB//)



It was nothing to clap about.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2021 09:12 PM (yQpMk)

62 Just Miss Delilah. All our guys are good travelers. They're asleep by the time they get to the end of the driveway.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2021 09:10 PM (mht8P)


Gonorrhea and everything else, including the diseases that were gone so long they never picked up Latin names, as Tom Wolfe noted. Free love's a bitch.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 16, 2021 09:13 PM (pxDdN)

63 Aaaaand chocolate chop cookies are improved adding toasted almonds and Heath toffee chips.

52 46 One of those pizzas needs spinach and one needs anchovies.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2021 09:10 PM (QlVtI)

HERETIC!!!! Burn him Burn him!!!!
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 16, 2021 09:10 PM (oHd/0)

Molon labe!

Posted by: 80'smusic fan at June 16, 2021 09:13 PM (glGDV)

64 If I'm not mistaken... the site of the Monterey Pop Festival is (was) a site where Christmas trees are sold. The site "might" have music from time to time... but not like that.

Used to live there. Saw signs 'n such.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 16, 2021 09:13 PM (3H9h1)

65

MisHum doesn't love us anymore...

Posted by: Victor Viagra at June 16, 2021 09:14 PM (xaKn/)

66 Whoops, meant that to reply to Common Tater about the "Winter of Gonorrhea." My bad.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 16, 2021 09:14 PM (pxDdN)

67 56 Sooo sixteen distinct entities are off limits to cyberattack by Putin says Biden.

Posted by: 80'smusic fan

but anything else is ok to be hacked? is that how it works?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2021 09:14 PM (oEn12)

68 I haven't commented in months cuz I'm depressed but Holy Shit Biden is a clusterfuck wrapped in a dumpster fire tossed into a volcano shot into the sun.
Posted by: bob frapples


That good, huh ...

Posted by: Adriane the Classical Vengefulist ... at June 16, 2021 09:14 PM (okV1R)

69 They're asleep by the time they get to the end of the driveway.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2021 09:10 PM (mht8P)


Do they wake up when you make the last turn toward your property on the return journey!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 16, 2021 09:14 PM (hOUT3)

70 The multi-layered pizza tower looks good as a side piece. Hopefully it is not the featured attraction.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 16, 2021 09:14 PM (2k5ha)

71 I see some pretty epic cut and paste fails here.

Or drunk morons.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 09:15 PM (U2p+3)

72 Mungo Jerry's sporting some pork chops I never could get used to.

Posted by: dartist at June 16, 2021 09:15 PM (+ya+t)

73 MisHum doesn't love us anymore...
Posted by: Victor Viagra at June 16, 2021 09:14 PM (xaKn/)

Time to haul Maetenloch out of mothballs and dust him off.

Posted by: Robert at June 16, 2021 09:16 PM (ZP3yi)

74 Posted by: bob frapples at June 16, 2021 09:11 PM (hNjgQ)

Good to see you are staying positive about the recent turn of events!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 16, 2021 09:16 PM (hOUT3)

75 I've always liked Hawaiian pizza...so sue me.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at June 16, 2021 09:16 PM (+56GQ)

76 I see some pretty epic cut and paste fails here.

Or drunk morons.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 09:15 PM (U2p+3)


Hey, I haven't even *started* drinking yet!

Posted by: Dr. T at June 16, 2021 09:16 PM (pxDdN)

77 One of those pizzas needs spinach and one needs anchovies.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Spinach, feta, roasted garlic, grilled chix, white sauce.

Tell you what.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 16, 2021 09:16 PM (OssQ4)

78 Would have been Willowed: RVs would be great to go bar hopping in.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 16, 2021

I've wondered how RV get around open container laws or "in control of a motor vehicle" and the rest of it. These days, one can probably get a DUI just having driven by a liquor store in the past few days.

I've always been skeptical, even in a campground. Seems to me the standards used for automobiles on city streets aren't applicable to RVs necessarily, or camper vans. Many a "reasonable person" has gotten a drunk driving charge that stuck merely by sleeping in the back seat of their car.

The story that went around in high school was to hide your keys in a campground or wherever, at kegs, that kind of thing. Don't know how true that is. So it seems like it would be easy pickin's in a campground or anywhere RVers and alcohol combine.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 16, 2021 09:17 PM (hYB//)

79
Do they wake up when you make the last turn toward your property on the return journey!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 16, 2021 09:14 PM (hOUT3)

__________

Oh, yes. That's well established.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2021 09:17 PM (mht8P)

80 Spinach, feta, roasted garlic, grilled chix, white sauce.


Tell you what.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 16, 2021 09:16 PM (OssQ4)


Ah, the other margarita, the one without tequila

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2021 09:17 PM (ySM85)

81 I see some pretty epic cut and paste fails here.
Or drunk morons.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 09:15 PM (U2p+3)


Nurse, there you go with standards and expectations again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 16, 2021 09:17 PM (hOUT3)

82 1970 was CCR for me regard to what I remember. The 70's all gel together.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 09:17 PM (2DOZq)

83 What eaxctly is dysphoric about that picture?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 16, 2021 09:17 PM (jhfQJ)

84 ..Or drunk morons. Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 09:15 PM (U2p+3)

I'm not as think as you drunk I am!

*hic!*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 16, 2021 09:18 PM (QzJWU)

85
Whoops, meant that to reply to Common Tater about the "Winter of Gonorrhea." My bad.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 16, 2021 09:14 PM (pxDdN)

_________

I was wondering.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2021 09:18 PM (mht8P)

86 Anchovies on pizza is the way to go.
Unless you're on a date. Anchovy breath is pretty horrid.
But, wtf do I know about dating?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 09:18 PM (U2p+3)

87 I'd rather have good pizza. But I'd eat that. Shittiness is no obstacle to pizza consumption for me.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 16, 2021 09:18 PM (QU5/8)

88 From 86

but anything else is ok to be hacked? is that how it works?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2021 09:14 PM (oEn12)

I think so, between lunch and ice cream cones for The President of the United States of America the smartest man in the room.

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 16, 2021 09:19 PM (glGDV)

89 @78

Hell and yes.

It's essentially a Greek Salad on a Pizza which I've actually had often when I lived in Astoria.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2021 09:19 PM (QlVtI)

90

Save America rally in Wellington, OH on 26 June 21 at 1900 local time...

I might be there...

Posted by: Zettai at June 16, 2021 09:19 PM (wlya7)

91 Oh, yes. That's well established.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2021 09:17 PM (mht8P)


That always amazed me! For me, the last turn was four miles away from the property but all three pups could be sleeping soundly, until we made that turn.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 16, 2021 09:20 PM (hOUT3)

92 Holy crap! Is this what the inside of the barrel looks like?

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 16, 2021 09:20 PM (glGDV)

93 I like goat cheese, sun dried tomatoes, basil and prosciutto.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 09:20 PM (U2p+3)

94 Oh, and kalamata olives

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 09:20 PM (U2p+3)

95 I was a young pioneer in the CCR.

It wast terrible, we had to learn how wave large red flags rhythmically and to pronounce Evner Hoxha name correctly

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2021 09:21 PM (ySM85)

96 Anchovies on pizza is the way to go.
Unless you're on a date. Anchovy breath is pretty horrid.
But, wtf do I know about dating?
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 09:18 PM (U2p+3)

Just undo a couple of buttons on your shirt and your date will hardly notice your breath.

Posted by: Robert at June 16, 2021 09:21 PM (ZP3yi)

97 91 Posted by: Zettai at June 16, 2021 09:19 PM (wlya7)

Good luck, I probably will not I will be with family....add in the great fun of living in a defacto if not dejure one party police state state of being and it could be deleterious to my job....

that said at least the tweets are not mean anymore.

Posted by: sven at June 16, 2021 09:21 PM (Lzpvj)

98 What eaxctly is dysphoric about that picture?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 16, 2021 09:17 PM (jhfQJ)


It made you sweat, didn't it?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2021 09:21 PM (ySM85)

99 Save America rally in Wellington, OH on 26 June 21 at 1900 local time...

I might be there...
Posted by: Zettai

Wellington is truly in the middle of nowhere. I mean Lodi and Elyria are the biggest towns around. Trump country.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2021 09:21 PM (U8rqX)

100 Thanks, Mis Hum, and good evening, 'rons and 'ettes. Did not know that about the Mungo Jerry "maxi-single" - I am enlightened.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 16, 2021 09:21 PM (Agr8U)

101 Hi Jim!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 09:22 PM (U2p+3)

102

Anchovies? What my breast smells like after a date...

Posted by: Dr. Feelgood at June 16, 2021 09:22 PM (aPJJt)

103 I might be there...
Posted by: Zettai at June 16, 2021 09:19 PM (wlya7)


Zettai!
Just don't flaunt your linguistic abilities there!
Here, it is not a problem.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 16, 2021 09:22 PM (hOUT3)

104 Nurse, that sounds really good, too.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 16, 2021 09:22 PM (OssQ4)

105 Greetings fappers and fappees. Nice musical-type selections this evening, MisHum.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 09:22 PM (HaL55)

106 Oh, yes. That's well established.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2021 09:17 PM (mht8P)

That always amazed me! For me, the last turn was four miles away from the property but all three pups could be sleeping soundly, until we made that turn.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 16, 2021 09:20 PM (hOUT3)

My bladder does that. How does it know?

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 16, 2021 09:22 PM (4I/2K)

107 Kindltot,
You ready?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 09:23 PM (U2p+3)

108 22 Happy First Anniversary to our youngest and her husband. They got married last year by a JP on Zoom in their apartment, while we all watched on Zoom. Someday, they may actually have a reception...
Posted by: Sal at June 16, 2021 09:04 PM


Our dear daughter and her guy got hitched a year ago last Saturday. Their planned family-gathering wedding at my Mom's, with a Hawaii honeymoon, got reduced to saying the I Do's at a little tiny town wedding chapel, and a road trip around the state. (No Hawaii, but it is a great state.)

So, they just took a kinda 1st-anniversary-2nd-Honeymoon trip to New Orleans and Florida. [Ground report: Floridians without masks and restrictions, acting normal.] [Local ground report: same here by the time they got back!]

But, as you say, someday, they may actually have a reception. (Come to think of it, Milady and I never had a real wedding party. Maybe for our 50th anniversary.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - ''I got married in the Chapel of Love??'' at June 16, 2021 09:23 PM (S9U/P)

109 Unless you're on a date. Anchovy breath is pretty horrid.

But, wtf do I know about dating?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 09:18 PM (U2p+3)


Cats will love you, you and your baited breath.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2021 09:23 PM (ySM85)

110 On this day 16 Jun 1967
The three day Monterey Pop Festival in California began.

Also when Westmoreland started seeing, and ignoring, intelligence on the troop buildup in south Vietnam by the North. In prep for Tet.I

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 09:23 PM (axyOa)

111 Gonorrhea and everything else, including the
diseases that were gone so long they never picked up Latin names, as Tom
Wolfe noted. Free love's a bitch.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 16, 2021 09:13 PM (pxDdN)

Ah the summer of love, soft chancres and Donovaniasis......

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 16, 2021 09:23 PM (jhfQJ)

112 I haven't commented in months cuz I'm depressed but Holy Shit Biden is a clusterfuck wrapped in a dumpster fire tossed into a volcano shot into the sun.
Posted by: bob frapples at June 16, 2021 09:11

You're not alone. Just think of the stress on Dr. Jill to get him presentable and properly drugged to preform. Tough gig she has, LOL. Adulterous whore.

Posted by: Farmer at June 16, 2021 09:23 PM (55Qr6)

113 Anchovies? What my breast smells like after a date...
Posted by: Dr. Feelgood at June 16, 2021 09:22 PM (aPJJt)


Uhhhh.....I'm gonna need some explanation on that.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 16, 2021 09:24 PM (pxDdN)

114 I get smiles when I pick a shirt off the top of the pile that says "You look like I need a drink", wondering why everyone is looking at me.

Posted by: dartist at June 16, 2021 09:24 PM (+ya+t)

115 that said at least the tweets are not mean anymore.
Posted by: sven at June 16, 2021 09:21 PM (Lzpvj)



We will bear any burden and pay any price to not have mean tweets!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 16, 2021 09:24 PM (hOUT3)

116 Thank you for the OUT MisHum. Great quotes on thankfulness last night and God quotes tonighf. TY!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 09:24 PM (IDhUW)

117 "White pizza sauce", thin crust, spinach, fetta, olives, onions, sun dried tomatoes, anchovies. Live it. Love it. Just don't breath on anyone.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 16, 2021 09:24 PM (3H9h1)

118 Howdy, Nurse!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 16, 2021 09:24 PM (QzJWU)

119 Maybe for our 50th anniversary.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - ''I got married in the Chapel of Love??'' at June 16, 2021 09:23 PM (S9U/P)


Congratulations, and well done to the both of ye!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 16, 2021 09:25 PM (hOUT3)

120 You ready?
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 09:23 PM (U2p+3)


No but we had the first discussion on her stuff and my stuff.


Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2021 09:25 PM (ySM85)

121 @Schnorful, I was enlightened today too. My laptop has a little toggle up by the camera that turns it on and off that I never even noticed was there. And, there is an F8 button that kills the camera. Knowledge Toobin could have used, I guess. But I was on a zoom call and a teams call today and the camera didn't work for either one, so I dropped by my local computer store and they showed me those two things I never even knew about. Old dogs do learn new tricks. Just putting that out there for the Horde.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 16, 2021 09:26 PM (BMmaB)

122 115 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 16, 2021 09:24 PM (hOUT3)

Normalcy before liberty, frugality, or order.

Clean up on aisle wife!

//Jonah G

Posted by: sven at June 16, 2021 09:26 PM (Lzpvj)

123 The Hells Angels weren't in a loving mood in 67.

I do remember that 67 was The Monkees . I loved that show.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 09:26 PM (2DOZq)

124 My goto pizza is pepperoni and pineapple liberally doused with Tobasco.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 16, 2021 09:26 PM (QU5/8)

125 Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 16, 2021 09:22 PM (4I/2K)

Been there, done that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 16, 2021 09:26 PM (hOUT3)

126 No but we had the first discussion on her stuff and my stuff.


Posted by: Kindltot


Oooo, the mingling of the stuffs conversation.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 09:26 PM (U2p+3)

127 On this day 16 Jun 1967
The three day Monterey Pop Festival in California began.

Also when Westmoreland started seeing, and ignoring, intelligence on the troop buildup in south Vietnam by the North. In prep for Tet.I
Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 09:23 PM (axyOa)


My uncle did 2 tours in Viet Nam. The word "Tet" would send on on epic rants on how we kicked charlie's ass and that shit stain Cronkite was lying his commie ass off.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 16, 2021 09:27 PM (AiZBA)

128 In the Dave McGowan book "The strange but mostly true ..." about the 60s music scene, he implies a lot of it was an op. He comes at it from the perspective of a lefty, very surprisingly. I think he has the actual goals of the op and what they were accomplishing a bit confused, but he was spot on the details.

"Are you goin' to San Francisco (wear flowers in your hair) was not a "counterculture" affair. It was about as Corporate as it gets, if you think about it. Thousands and thousands of runaways showed up in the "Haight" and overwhelmed city services like nothing before ever seen there. The whole "Hippie" movement was a media creation.

Not that there weren't genuine counterculture types, I'm not saying that at all. What I'm saying, is any grass roots movement will get co-opted into something else entirely.

Technically speaking, or nominally speaking the Democrat party both started the Viet Nam war and the "Anti war" movement. Neat huh? What could go wrong?

Posted by: Common Tater at June 16, 2021 09:27 PM (hYB//)

129 @14: "Minnesoooota."

Come for the charming accents; stay for the carjackings and civil unrest.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 16, 2021 09:28 PM (+WWsf)

130 Bear, that's good with Cholula sauce too. Then again, everything is good with Cholula.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 16, 2021 09:28 PM (OssQ4)

131 In Cali - if you're still here... Apologies for not yet returning your email. Was out of town for Memorial Day weekend then again last week. Saw your comment upthread and it reminded me that I owe you an email and some photos of my Covid Project Guitar

Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2021 09:28 PM (mZUr4)

132 128 Posted by: Common Tater at June 16, 2021 09:27 PM (hYB//)

It helps that democrats are unburdened by the usual space-time continuum...

plaintiff's exhibit one would be Jungle John Kerry blaming Nixon for Xmas in Cambodia...

you know before Nixon was inaugurated?

Posted by: sven at June 16, 2021 09:29 PM (Lzpvj)

133 56 Sooo sixteen distinct entities are off limits to cyberattack by Putin says Biden. They're on a list says Biden. Or what? Sternly worded letter? A lack of intent cited in a hearing? You get a Hunter painting at half off?
Posted by: 80'smusic fan at June 16, 2021 09:11 PM (glGDV)


*iden just enumerated a cyber target list that would make Sarah Palin jealous.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 16, 2021 09:29 PM (Agr8U)

134 Sausage pizza with banana peppers.

Or better yet, pepperoncinis.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 16, 2021 09:29 PM (+WWsf)

135 Biden gave Putin a list of sixteen wide-open crucial US cyber sites to attack. List was headed, "Streisand Effect."

Posted by: mindful webworker - you ess ess are no mo at June 16, 2021 09:30 PM (S9U/P)

136 Yeah, I love Cholula too.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 16, 2021 09:30 PM (QU5/8)

137 Nurse! Son of Doof and I are about to watch the final 2 episodes of Justified tonight. Excited but also sad.

Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2021 09:30 PM (mZUr4)

138 Enjoy this token comment.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 16, 2021 09:30 PM (iTXRQ)

139 gf is currently hazing our guests (and me) to drink coffee and tequila with her. Her crazy is amplified and on full display because of the lack of structure, kettlebells, and barbells at the beach.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 16, 2021 09:31 PM (yUcw4)

140 God will never reject you. Whether you accept Him is your decision. Charles Stanley

The weasel word here is "reject". On the other hand, Charles Stanley categorically rejects the doctrines of Grace so the Potter's Freedom is an alien concept to Chuck.

Since God predestines who He will save, there is no chance of anyone just wandering up and "accepting" Christ.

It is rational to have it that way since Salvation is sure if God goes about the whole process from the very beginning to the end to redeem His Elect. You aren't sitting around wondering if the Christ you have in mind is the True One.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 16, 2021 09:31 PM (+LCoQ)

141 stay for the carjackings and civil unrest.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 16, 2021 09:28 PM (+WWsf)

I'm not too far from Minneapolis. Anyone want me to leave a message for Bro-fo Whatshername?

Posted by: Robert at June 16, 2021 09:31 PM (ZP3yi)

142 137 Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2021 09:30 PM (mZUr4)

be prepared for "meh" on a few fronts and enjoy...

Posted by: sven at June 16, 2021 09:31 PM (Lzpvj)

143 Enjoy this token comment.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 16, 2021 09:30 PM (iTXRQ)


Just a clue, but this made my day!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 16, 2021 09:31 PM (hOUT3)

144
Wellington is truly in the middle of nowhere. I mean Lodi and Elyria are the biggest towns around. Trump country.

Lodi: acceptable. Elyria: weird, but stop by the Foundry and have a meal. Good people.

Posted by: bob frapples at June 16, 2021 09:31 PM (hNjgQ)

145 @133: "Biden just enumerated a cyber target list that would make Sarah Palin jealous."

I'm guessing the sixteen target list came with an "act of war" disclaimer kinda like Obama's red line warning about chemical weapons use in Syria.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 16, 2021 09:32 PM (+WWsf)

146 Save America rally in Wellington, OH on 26 June 21 at 1900 local time...

I might be there...
Posted by: Zettai

Just remember, the most enthusiastic guys who talk about storming stuff, or arming up likely have a very good knowledge of what the inside of the Hoover building in DC look like, and likely have desks there.

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 09:32 PM (Ojki1)

147 Enjoy this token comment.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 16, 2021 09:30 PM (iTXRQ)

Enjoy this token reply.

Posted by: Ayanna Presley at June 16, 2021 09:32 PM (ZP3yi)

148 @148: "Enjoy this token reply."

Enjoy this token condemnation and cancelation.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 16, 2021 09:33 PM (+WWsf)

149 The Hells Angels weren't in a loving mood in 67.
-----------
Altamont was 69 I think. Loved how Keith held his Telecaster by the neck like a baseball bat to keep fans off the stage.

Posted by: dartist at June 16, 2021 09:34 PM (+ya+t)

150 146 Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 09:32 PM (Ojki1)

best response to retards who want to "let God sort them out" is to remind them....

"let's make sure that democrats' imaginary friends aren't voting first."

Piss off a FIB agent.

Posted by: sven at June 16, 2021 09:34 PM (Lzpvj)

151
Enjoy this token comment.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 16, 2021 09:30 PM (iTXRQ)

_________

Monster! How can you say such a thing?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2021 09:35 PM (mht8P)

152 Enjoy this token comment.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 16, 2021 09:30 PM (iTXRQ)

Enjoy this token reply.
Posted by: Ayanna Presley at June 16, 2021 09:32 PM (ZP3yi)

A-weem-a-way!

Posted by: The Tokens at June 16, 2021 09:35 PM (4I/2K)

153 Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 16, 2021 09:31 PM (+LCoQ)

Predestined salvation is a new one for me . What religion teaches that?

Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 09:35 PM (2DOZq)

154 There is a short "hidden track" called "Blow on a Jug" by Black Sabbath that is supposedly about how Mungo Jerry opened for them and stole the show.

Posted by: goodluckduck at June 16, 2021 09:35 PM (V8zw+)

155 Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2021 09:30 PM (mZUr4)

be prepared for "meh" on a few fronts and enjoy...
Posted by: sven at June 16, 2021 09:31 PM (Lzpvj)

I'm on my 4th time watching Justified. First for my son. I find no "meh" in the end of the series. Curious as to what you didn't like -- but I don't want to spoil anything for folks like Nurse who haven't watched through yet

Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2021 09:35 PM (mZUr4)

156 No but we had the first discussion on her stuff and my stuff.

Posted by: Kindltot

Oooo, the mingling of the stuffs conversation.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 09:26 PM (U2p+3)

Her stuff: Preserved for all eternity.
His stuff: Set out on the curb, doused in gasoline and set on fire.

Posted by: Robert at June 16, 2021 09:35 PM (ZP3yi)

157 Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 09:32 PM (Ojki1)

Although at first listen, you sound like a conspiracy theorist, it is a safe bet that there will be more Deep State operatives at that event than there will be patriots, and that you can count on!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 16, 2021 09:35 PM (hOUT3)

158 148 @148: "Enjoy this token reply."

Enjoy this token condemnation and cancelation.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 16, 2021

Enjoy this token snort.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 09:36 PM (IDhUW)

159 My uncle did 2 tours in Viet Nam. The word "Tet" would send on on epic rants on how we kicked charlie's ass and that shit stain Cronkite was lying his commie ass off.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 16, 2021 09:27 PM (AiZBA)


We recovered well and fought well but took a lot of casualties. Westy was completely snookered. On the same scale as the battle of the bulge.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 09:36 PM (axyOa)

160 ...very good knowledge of what the inside of the Hoover building in DC look like, and likely have desks there.

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 09:32 PM



So I've heard...

Posted by: Zettai at June 16, 2021 09:36 PM (wlya7)

161 {{{nurse ratched}}}

I grieve to hear you unhappy. I sense a theme, but October is approaching. You will be ensconced in the folds of the Horde, who are your biggest fans.

Guarantee no homeless to pepper spray.
Well, maybe some of the horned cattle. Scratch that last one. Bad idea.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 16, 2021 09:36 PM (u82oZ)

162 149 The Hells Angels weren't in a loving mood in 67.
-----------
Altamont was 69 I think. Loved how Keith held his Telecaster by the neck like a baseball bat to keep fans off the stage.
Posted by: dartist at June 16, 2021 09:34 PM (+ya+t)

I told ya all those things run together for a kid.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 09:36 PM (2DOZq)

163 not fan of feta on pizza, but not repelled by it.
We have a great place near here that does anything by the slice, with add-ons as you will. They have a bar of pies behind glass, to choose from, all styles of crust, various sauces, toppings.
My go to: white slice, add tomatoes, spinach, artichoke, onion, anchovy.

Posted by: barbarausa at June 16, 2021 09:37 PM (W7IZQ)

164 Sooo sixteen distinct entities are off limits to cyberattack by Putin says Biden. They're on a list says Biden.

That list of sixteen off-limits entities is insulting. Like in never occurred to anyone who has a nuclear equipped global military that the opponent may have some critical infrastructure.

I sort of get the stupidity of the whole gesture. The list was conjured up by Snowflake staffers who have gone their entire life defining things that others can't do and #cancelling those who don't comply.

They see Putin as a Facebook or Twitter personality. If they can #cancel Trump on anything, then that same magic applies to foreign powers.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 16, 2021 09:37 PM (+LCoQ)

165 Token in the boys room!

Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2021 09:37 PM (mZUr4)

166 I'm on my 4th time watching Justified. First for my son. I find no "meh" in the end of the series. Curious as to what you didn't like -- but I don't want to spoil anything for folks like Nurse who haven't watched through yet
Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2021 09:35 PM (mZUr4)


I still think that is one of the greatest series ever produced!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 16, 2021 09:37 PM (hOUT3)

167 Save America rally in Wellington, OH on 26 June 21 at 1900 local time...

Right around the corner from me...

Posted by: clutch at June 16, 2021 09:38 PM (9UmRs)

168 So if it's not among the 16, then eff it?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 16, 2021 09:38 PM (QU5/8)

169 Commissar Hrothgar
Dr. T

* Respectful tip of the hat. *

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 16, 2021 09:38 PM (u82oZ)

170 155 Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2021 09:35 PM (mZUr4)

Raylan Givens lives and will probably die(eventually) in a Dallas Business Special

The other front is GRRLLL PWRRR releated, by the end of season 4 I felt like it was the Winona show.

Posted by: sven at June 16, 2021 09:38 PM (Lzpvj)

171 Feta on pizza sounds good until you realize it doesn't melt.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 16, 2021 09:38 PM (+WWsf)

172 @145

The list of off limit targets was probably the brain child of Rice or Klain to show how tough a negotiator The Meat Puppet is.

No way that list was signed off on or run through The Pentagon or DHS.

The possible frightening thought is, what if it was run up the flag pole and signed off on.

What a disaster this all is.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2021 09:39 PM (QlVtI)

173 I was in some required nonsense class at university and the prof made some passive agressive comment about something or other.

I said "Yeah, sure buddy. Always keep in mind though, the guy that offers to buy the dynamite, he's FBI" ;he about shit a brick.

They are used to dealing with completely gullible people who will believe anything. And have no idea of the fvckery governments will do.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 16, 2021 09:39 PM (hYB//)

174 So biden gave the world a target list to practice on? Way to go joe.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 16, 2021 09:39 PM (u82oZ)

175 * Respectful tip of the hat. *
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 16, 2021 09:38 PM (u82oZ)


Hi Salty! How's it going?

Posted by: Dr. T at June 16, 2021 09:39 PM (pxDdN)

176 145 @133: "Biden just enumerated a cyber target list that would make Sarah Palin jealous."

I'm guessing the sixteen target list came with an "act of war" disclaimer kinda like Obama's red line warning about chemical weapons use in Syria.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 16, 2021 09:32 PM (+WWsf)

So if that list got passed on to some other country, say North Korea, well guess you have to pay their blackmail. Just like Bubba, Bush the Lesser and Obumbles did.

But oddly OrangManBadTweets didn't, and NK settled the fuck down. So I guess the bribery is the way to go.

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 09:39 PM (Ojki1)

177 121 @Schnorful, I was enlightened today too. My laptop has a little toggle up by the camera that turns it on and off that I never even noticed was there. And, there is an F8 button that kills the camera. Knowledge Toobin could have used, I guess. But I was on a zoom call and a teams call today and the camera didn't work for either one, so
I dropped by my local computer store and they showed me those two things I never even knew about. Old dogs do learn new tricks. Just putting that out there for the Horde. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 16, 2021 09:26 PM (BMmaB)


Even easier to install a webcam slider cover -- you can see at a glance whether the camera is covered or not. I have installed these webcam covers on every laptop I use. Never hurts to be absolutely certain.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 16, 2021 09:39 PM (Agr8U)

178 Feta on pizza sounds good until you realize it doesn't melt.
Neither does those little round blobs of real mozarella that some people put on pizzas that doesn't cover up all the sauce. Not bad, but I really like cheese.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 09:40 PM (HaL55)

179 Sooo sixteen distinct entities are off limits to cyberattack by Putin says Biden. They're on a list says Biden.

Maybe Vlad will do a pinkie swear.

Holy shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 16, 2021 09:40 PM (0ZhsX)

180 166 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 16, 2021 09:37 PM (hOUT3)

I never said otherwise having two to four "mehs" over the course of six years is a great achievement....

You could DEFINITELY tell when Elmore Leonard no longer was involved at all narratively.

Posted by: sven at June 16, 2021 09:40 PM (Lzpvj)

181 I still think that is one of the greatest series ever produced!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 16, 2021 09:37 PM (hOUT3)

Justified is my favorite show ever. Top notch writing and great acting. Walton Goggins is criminally underrated. Art and Tim were insanely good as supporting cast

Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2021 09:41 PM (mZUr4)

182 121 ...a little toggle up by the camera that turns it on and off... F8 button that kills the camera...
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon


If it's not a hardware switch or a hard lens-cover, your camera is only "off" for you. Still on for Big Bro.

Posted by: Hot Tips from your pal, Bob, at NSA at June 16, 2021 09:41 PM (S9U/P)

183 NaCly, how you doing?

We have a sacred duty to ensure that there is no way that nurse can have a bad time at the TXMoMe!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 16, 2021 09:41 PM (hOUT3)

184 What a disaster this all is.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2021 09:39 PM (QlVtI)

Don't worry, citizen! It's all going according to plan.

Posted by: Biden's Leftwing Defenestration Team at June 16, 2021 09:41 PM (ZP3yi)

185 @178: "Neither does those little round blobs of real mozarella ..."

True, but at least those blobs have the virtue of being mozzarella.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 16, 2021 09:42 PM (+WWsf)

186 I'm in pain. Old dude that needs to sleep. Keep amusing me, I need that. You folks make me laugh a lot. TY

Posted by: Farmer at June 16, 2021 09:42 PM (55Qr6)

187 Since God predestines who He will save,

???

Posted by: clutch at June 16, 2021 09:43 PM (9UmRs)

188 You could DEFINITELY tell when Elmore Leonard no longer was involved at all narratively.
Posted by: sven at June 16, 2021 09:40 PM (Lzpvj)


Sometimes you just have to cash the check, and I think Elmore decided this was the time!

BTW, he is a fantastic writer, worth looking for almost any of his books!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 16, 2021 09:43 PM (hOUT3)

189 Although at first listen, you sound like a conspiracy theorist, it is a safe bet that there will be more Deep State operatives at that event than there will be patriots, and that you can count on!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 16, 2021 09:35 PM (hOUT3)

If that is too conspiratorial, how bout persons who the Feds will say they can't prosecute cause they turned state evidence? Which is Jan 6itorial.

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 09:43 PM (Ojki1)

190 Lodi: acceptable. Elyria: weird, but stop by the Foundry and have a meal. Good people.
Posted by: bob frapples at June 16, 2021 09:31 PM (hNjgQ)

I think you live near me...Toledo?

Posted by: clutch at June 16, 2021 09:44 PM (9UmRs)

191 Dr. T

Struggling through. Looks like my recent patent work for a business owner will lead to a job offer. I interview the evening of the 26th.

I wanted to ask you for any historical comparisons where the elites turn a 1st world country into a Kleptocracy, a Kakistocracy, and a Narcokleptocracy. I think Rhodesia and South Africa qualifies. Russia in 1920 went to the first two, but not the third, unless you include alcohol. Canada in 2021 is just starting.

Any others?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 16, 2021 09:44 PM (u82oZ)

192 189 Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 09:43 PM (Ojki1)

Batting, throwing, and catching left is your DOJ....

//Zhou Bai-Dan

Posted by: sven at June 16, 2021 09:44 PM (Lzpvj)

193 Good evening, dear Horde.

What a night.

Son and grandson arrived at about 9:30 pm to spend the night, as grandson has a baseball game in a tournament here at 8:00 am. My son (his father) realized they brought the wrong jersey and had to turn around to go back home (1.5 hours away) and get it.

He'll get about three hours of sleep by the time he gets back here. Ugh. Fortunately grandson is in bed here, now fast asleep.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 16, 2021 09:45 PM (TdMsT)

194 I wonder if kbdabear's server and data files are one if the 16? Should be.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 09:45 PM (axyOa)

195 Several years ago I made a point to drive through Harlan, KY. Depressing place. Nothing like the TV series even though they shot some stock footage there, maybe.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 16, 2021 09:45 PM (3H9h1)

196 i'm about to "leave" my last public meeting with local politics/bodies...

my BP dropped precipitously about two days after i told Resident 3vil i was done with the whole hopeless/useless process.

who knew that trying to be a responsible citizen was bad for your health?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 16, 2021 09:46 PM (0kkuk)

197 An impression I got from the clips i saw is that Putin feels sorry for biden. Strange.

He wasn't pulling punches with the reporter. Those clips were has dropping, having a former Soviet Union leader tell truth to media and call out the U.S. on political prisoners.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 09:46 PM (IDhUW)

198 If that is too conspiratorial, how bout persons who the Feds will say they can't prosecute cause they turned state evidence? Which is Jan 6itorial.
Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 09:43 PM (Ojki1)


If the "judicial" system is not flexible, it cannot serve the many needs of the state, Comrade Bete!

See "FISA warrants" for example!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 16, 2021 09:46 PM (hOUT3)

199 Commissar Hrothgar

I'll follow your lead. Wait, to ensure she has a good time you want to dance with her instead of me?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 16, 2021 09:46 PM (u82oZ)

200 So biden gave the world a target list to practice on? Way to go joe.

Sort of like when as VP he was introduced to the super-secret bunker, and he wanted to impress people so much that he gave up the location.

Given that the FBI, CIA, ATF, DHS, DOJ et al are now internationally known as being the bad actors and instigators in pretty much every militia, terrorist or subversive group, would it be too much of a sucker bet to say that any or all of these agencies have been behind some of the more notable ransomware attacks?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 16, 2021 09:47 PM (+LCoQ)

201 Since God predestines who He will save,

???
Posted by: clutch at June 16, 2021 09:43 PM (9UmRs)

Don't worry, no one here is getting saved so everyone can drink, smoke and screw to your heart's content.

If you'll excuse me, I have to go appear in someone's burnt toast.

Posted by: The LAWD Yo GAWD at June 16, 2021 09:47 PM (qVlgd)

202 193 Posted by: Ladyl at June 16, 2021 09:45 PM (TdMsT)

That's fatherhood, good luck for grandchild at game.

I had a day at work, 99 days of sinking the putt and one day you get sunk by the putt.

Posted by: sven at June 16, 2021 09:47 PM (Lzpvj)

203 Hey everybody! Hey ONT! Hey MisHum!

Mmmm live bait!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 09:47 PM (L2ZTs)

204 186 I'm in pain. Old dude that needs to sleep. Keep amusing me, I need that. You folks make me laugh a lot. TY

Posted by: Farmer at June 16, 2021 09:42 PM (55Qr6)

Hey Farmer, still owe you an email.

How goes rehab? The pain a result of it, or is the pain sidelining it?

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 09:47 PM (Ojki1)

205
who knew that trying to be a responsible citizen was bad for your health?
~~~
*raises hand*
~~~
96 i'm about to "leave" my last public meeting with local politics/bodies...
~~~
Thanks for your work, red.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 09:47 PM (IDhUW)

206 Salty!
* curtsies *
Please save a dance for me!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 09:47 PM (U2p+3)

207 190 Lodi: acceptable. Elyria: weird, but stop by the Foundry and have a meal. Good people.
Posted by: bob frapples at June 16, 2021 09:31 PM (hNjgQ)

I think you live near me...Toledo?
Posted by: clutch at June 16, 2021 09:44 PM (9UmRs)

Yep. If I recall you live in O.H.?

Posted by: bob frapples at June 16, 2021 09:48 PM (hNjgQ)

208 He'll get about three hours of sleep by the time he gets back here. Ugh. Fortunately grandson is in bed here, now fast asleep.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 16, 2021 09:45 PM (TdMsT)


{{{Ladyl}}}
Yet, as you well know, you will all treasure this moment in the future!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 16, 2021 09:48 PM (hOUT3)

209 nurse ratched

As you wish!!!!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 16, 2021 09:48 PM (u82oZ)

210

I think I shall cross Pennsyltucky via US Route 6 -- I've not been through there in decades -- great scenery in the Alleghany Mountains! I will then likely get on the superslab at Erie for the rest of the journey...

Posted by: Zettai at June 16, 2021 09:49 PM (wlya7)

211 Jingoism
Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2021 09:00 PM (QWnDS)


What about Mungo-ism?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 09:49 PM (DUnj5)

212 Since God predestines who He will save,



???


Human language has a difficult time describing God. Don't forget that God created time and therefore isn't subject to it.

Posted by: Methos at June 16, 2021 09:50 PM (kOpft)

213 re: "meh" in Justified
A couple of the early S1 episodes were a little "meh". I attribute that to deciding to keep Goggins after the pilot and the re-structuring that caused. Also, they have to introduce all of the characters.

A couple of S5 episodes are "meh", mostly because anything following S4 would be a letdown by definition. Also, one of the actors in S5 wanted out so they had to kill his character earlier than planned and that probably impacted a few episodes.

Ending a great series well is almost impossible. I give the ending a 9. I don't think any ending has ever rated a 10.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 16, 2021 09:50 PM (aViol)

214 Commissar Hrothgar

You have to sign up on your own. Not getting my spot. Nope.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 16, 2021 09:50 PM (u82oZ)

215 199 Commissar Hrothgar
I'll follow your lead. Wait, to ensure she has a good time you want to dance with her instead of me?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 16, 2021 09:46 PM (u82oZ)


I think you got it! BTW the day I even think I want dance with you, I'll be borrowing 10mm from Eromero!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 16, 2021 09:51 PM (hOUT3)

216 If you read stuff by people who were there, the scene was pretty groovy up until sometime in early 1966, after that it was "who are these people!!?" It got increasingly bizarre and completely blew up by '68 (along with pretty much everything else, the exception being Apollo 8 mission in December) By '69 everything was decidedly not so groovy in many places.

It must have been something. The moon landings, Woodstock, and Teddy "the swimmer" Kennedy, and the Manson family Tate-Labianca killings for example were all within a few weeks of each other.

Part of the Canon drilled into our heads as post-60s, any "documentary" must always imply a direct causal interpretation that a bunch of stoned and dirty hippies "ended the war" and isn't it just sad that "all those boys died for "nothing".

Maybe the South Vietnamese troops can help is out with a little pacification program, help root out communists here?

Posted by: Common Tater at June 16, 2021 09:51 PM (hYB//)

217 who knew that trying to be a responsible citizen was bad for your health?
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 16, 2021 09:46 PM (0kkuk)

The people who want to keep responsible peasants out of their process, who make it that way are quite aware.

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 09:51 PM (Ojki1)

218 Ladyl,
I remember having to return home to retrieve the correct jersey.

Erf. The things we do for our kiddos.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 09:51 PM (U2p+3)

219 I'm sorry you're in pain Farmer. May God grant you relief in one form or another.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 09:51 PM (IDhUW)

220 Commissar Hrothgar

But of course. We'd fight over who leads, I have two left feet, and we will both be looking for "Da Plane".

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 16, 2021 09:52 PM (u82oZ)

221 I see some pretty epic cut and paste fails here.

Or drunk morons.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 09:15 PM (U2p+3)

Embrace the power of "and".

Posted by: waepnedmann at June 16, 2021 09:52 PM (aFhmr)

222 Common Tater, what are you talking about re early 1966? The Vietnam War?

As I understand it, Vietnam wasn't really unpopular until about 1967 and the "summer of love" (actually summer of LSD).

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 09:52 PM (L2ZTs)

223 Yep. If I recall you live in O.H.?
Posted by: bob frapples at June 16, 2021 09:48 PM (hNjgQ)

No, just north of Toodley-doo.

Posted by: clutch at June 16, 2021 09:52 PM (9UmRs)

224 Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 16, 2021 09:44 PM (u82oZ)


Good luck on the job interview!

I don't think any state conforms neatly to a given archetype, so I haven't put a lot of thought into that particular question. China (or at least parts of China) in the 19th and early 20th century might qualify. There are some who would suggest the Roman Empire in its later stages did too, but even there, enough people were making a serious attempt to provide law and order, defense, etc until almost the end.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 16, 2021 09:52 PM (pxDdN)

225 Commissar Hrothgar!
Please give Conor my best.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 09:53 PM (U2p+3)

226 Yeah the camera cover is just a sticker with a slider. It can't be hacked if it is obvious how it works.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 16, 2021 09:53 PM (ybIRR)

227 223 Posted by: clutch at June 16, 2021 09:52 PM (9UmRs)

Ohio lost the Toledo war....we had to keep it.

Posted by: sven at June 16, 2021 09:53 PM (Lzpvj)

228 Human language has a difficult time describing God. Don't forget that God created time and therefore isn't subject to it.
Posted by: Methos at June 16, 2021 09:50 PM (kOpft)


Ah yes, this is the trick that is hard for us to understand. God is outside of time, and exists forever and ever; therefore, he knows what happened and what will happen without intervening!

Any human language has a problem describing this because it is NOT a human attribute!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 16, 2021 09:54 PM (hOUT3)

229 223 Yep. If I recall you live in O.H.?
Posted by: bob frapples at June 16, 2021 09:48 PM (hNjgQ)

No, just north of Toodley-doo.

Oh, I think TonyPete lives up there too. Like in Maybee or Erie or Ida or some shit. Lambertville?

Posted by: bob frapples at June 16, 2021 09:55 PM (hNjgQ)

230 It must have been something. The moon landings, Woodstock, and Teddy "the swimmer" Kennedy, and the Manson family Tate-Labianca killings for example were all within a few weeks of each other.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 16, 2021 09:51 PM (hYB//)

The 68 flu pandemic that somehow didn't shut down the whole world...

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 09:55 PM (Ojki1)

231 I need one of those pizza towers

Posted by: Draki at June 16, 2021 09:55 PM (bPUO8)

232 Sven, we got the Yoop. Good deal for us.

Posted by: clutch at June 16, 2021 09:55 PM (9UmRs)

233 I've always liked Hawaiian pizza...so sue me.
Posted by: FriscoYoda at June 16, 2021 09:16 PM (+56GQ)

Yeah, ham and pineapple somehow go together well.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 09:55 PM (DUnj5)

234 I'm going to found a religion and our Church will be based in Toledo.

Henceforth, the city will finally live up to the name...Holy Toledo...

Posted by: Robert at June 16, 2021 09:55 PM (XqYjL)

235 Made it into the Dylan video... one minute fifteen seconds.

When you know the words and still can't make out what he's singing....!

Posted by: mindful webworker - narrowing tolerance at June 16, 2021 09:55 PM (S9U/P)

236 Commissar Hrothgar!
Please give Conor my best.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 09:53 PM (U2p+3)


I will do that, but he is already spoiled rotten and this will really go to his head!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 16, 2021 09:56 PM (hOUT3)

237 232 Posted by: clutch at June 16, 2021 09:55 PM (9UmRs)

I would have let Michigan get both....

Posted by: sven at June 16, 2021 09:56 PM (Lzpvj)

238 Posted by: bob frapples at June 16, 2021 09:55 PM (hNjgQ)

No he lives in Ahia.

Posted by: clutch at June 16, 2021 09:56 PM (9UmRs)

239 Robert, don't forget to name Jamie Farr a saint!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 09:56 PM (L2ZTs)

240 Dr. T

Thanks. We have that same description as late Western Romans. There is a lot of froth at the top, but there are still many serious people keeping the lights on, traffic moving, and kids on sports teams.

The real barbarians arriving from afar do not want to be Americans, but there are enough people here that have the same desire to be a problem.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 16, 2021 09:56 PM (u82oZ)

241 I experienced the Monterey Pop Festival, in a way. Had just finished 8th grade and was living with my family in the military quarters for the Naval Postgraduate School. They were a mile or two from the fairgrounds, with a good-sized hill in between. All I remember is the dull roar that kept me from sleeping soundly, and visiting the fairgrounds the next day with my family. There was fair food of some sort - don't remember what - but what really impressed my 14-year-old self was the disgusting piles of trash left by the night-time crowds all over the fairgrounds.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at June 16, 2021 09:57 PM (p72Il)

242 234 I'm going to found a religion and our Church will be based in Toledo.

Henceforth, the city will finally live up to the name...Holy Toledo...
Posted by: Robert at June 16, 2021 09:55 PM (XqYjL)

I laughed.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 09:57 PM (IDhUW)

243 Draki, me too!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 09:57 PM (L2ZTs)

244 Is it friday yet? Sigh

Posted by: Funsize at June 16, 2021 09:57 PM (EiPf6)

245 239 Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 09:56 PM (L2ZTs)

By 2030 nobody will get the Klinger joke.

Posted by: sven at June 16, 2021 09:57 PM (Lzpvj)

246 I saw Dylan do a performance like this in Milwaukee years ago. Couldn't understand a word he said, much less which song he was singing. I wouldn't pay 10 cents to see him if he was playing across the street

Posted by: Pete Seria at June 16, 2021 09:57 PM (7ZQe3)

247 In Cali - if you're still here... Apologies for not yet returning your email. Was out of town for Memorial Day weekend then again last week. Saw your comment upthread and it reminded me that I owe you an email and some photos of my Covid Project Guitar
Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2021 09:28 PM (mZUr4)

Right on. Email away!

Posted by: InCali at June 16, 2021 09:57 PM (ov5G+)

248 Gun news:

Pro: Abbott has signed the permitless carry law in Texas.

Anti: The legislature in Dopey Joe's home state of Delaware has passed a boneheaded bill making it a felony to even send someone the 3D printer file for printing a gun. Their governor has not signed it yet.

I predict that these dullwits are going to get a lot of STL files in their own personal email accounts, should this become law.

Is there some sort of IQ-lowering chemical in Delaware water, sort of like the way that the natural water in some places reduces tooth decay (because it has fluoride) or suicide (because it has lithium)?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2021 09:57 PM (XGAZE)

249 Ok. So, yeah. I'm a content reader before commenting. Nerd, I know...errrr....
However, as is always the wonderfulness we all look forward to, there's the magic and fun...
Thanks mishum....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 16, 2021 09:57 PM (colGo)

250 Mom is Klinger in charge of Health and Human Services like that "woman" from PA who killed gram gram?

//Youth 2030

Posted by: sven at June 16, 2021 09:58 PM (Lzpvj)

251 sven, depends on if M*A*S*H is canceled or not. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)

252 By 2030 nobody will get the Klinger joke.
Posted by: sven at June 16, 2021 09:57 PM


Literally. By then those scenes will be incinerated in the 1984 memory hole.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 16, 2021 09:59 PM (aViol)

253 3 I've always liked Hawaiian pizza...so sue me.
Posted by: FriscoYoda at June 16, 2021 09:16 PM (+56GQ)

Yeah, ham and pineapple somehow go together well.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 09:55 PM (DUnj5)
~~~
Put me down as a no for pineapple on pizza. Actually not a fan of pineapple in general.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 09:59 PM (IDhUW)

254 234 I'm going to found a religion and our Church will be based in Toledo.

Henceforth, the city will finally live up to the name...Holy Toledo...

No one in Toledo actually says "Holy Toledo!" as an exclamation. If you do, you ain't from here which is probably a good thing.

Posted by: bob frapples at June 16, 2021 09:59 PM (hNjgQ)

255 246 Posted by: Pete Seria at June 16, 2021 09:57 PM (7ZQe3)

Bruce Springsteen and Bob Dylan doing their "best" will be how I am vocally greeted in hell.

Posted by: sven at June 16, 2021 09:59 PM (Lzpvj)

256 BTW. No. No pizza wedding cake. No.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 16, 2021 09:59 PM (colGo)

257 At FB, someone is selling frozen packages of Maine Lobster. Yeah, I'm sure that's not expensive. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 10:00 PM (L2ZTs)

258 > I've wondered how RV get around open container laws or "in control of a motor vehicle" and the rest of it.

No doubt it varies by state, but here the standard is that the keys are in the ignition, even if the car isn't running.

No keys in ignition = no DUI.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2021 10:00 PM (XGAZE)

259 The high dollar mozz seems to melt pretty well. Most grocery stores though usually only sell "part skim low fat" mozz most commonly. I've no idea why.

It turns to chewy rubber when baked at normal temps. I buy anything but that. For subs, Monterey Jack and other white cheeses that melt well, with plenty of fat, are what you want. A small amount of cheddar mixed in works OK with it too. I think the skim milk mozz is used as an extender for the restaurants maybe.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 16, 2021 10:00 PM (hYB//)

260 Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum!

A pizza wedding cake? That's a new one.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at June 16, 2021 10:00 PM (rwusL)

261
By 2030 nobody will get the Klinger joke.

I'm surprised Jamie Farr hasn't been forced to apologize yet

Posted by: bob frapples at June 16, 2021 10:00 PM (hNjgQ)

262 Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 16, 2021 09:57 PM (colGo)

Child, soon you will learn the ways of the Horde!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 16, 2021 10:00 PM (hOUT3)

263 245 239 Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 09:56 PM (L2ZTs)

By 2030 nobody will get the Klinger joke.
Posted by: sven at June 16, 2021 09:57 PM (Lzpvj)

I'd lay odds on Klinger will be digitally removed from the episodes, which will still carry the Disney content warnings about potentially offensive themes, and Alan Alda prostrating himself and saying thought it was funny but now realizes it was a hurtful thing.

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 10:01 PM (Ojki1)

264 I read the best description of Springsteen right here on our pages. He sings like he's taking a hard shit

Posted by: Pete Seria at June 16, 2021 10:01 PM (7ZQe3)

265
I predict that these dullwits are going to get a lot of STL files in their own personal email accounts, should this become law.
~~~
Love those unintended consequences.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 10:01 PM (IDhUW)

266 bob frapples, interesting fact btw:

Jamie Farr is a Republican. (Not sure if he was ever a Trump supporter though.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 10:01 PM (L2ZTs)

267 I've always been skeptical, even in a campground. Seems to me the standards used for automobiles on city streets aren't applicable to RVs necessarily, or camper vans. Many a "reasonable person" has gotten a drunk driving charge that stuck merely by sleeping in the back seat of their car.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 16, 2021 09:17 PM (hYB//)

++++

The way people get nailed for that is if they are drunk in a parked car on a *public* street. I think it is chickenshit to get someone for a dui if they are not in the driver's seat, but if you are on a public road, you are vulnerable. An RV park or campground is private property, so a whole different situation.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 16, 2021 10:01 PM (hVqGz)

268 @259: "The high dollar mozz seems to melt pretty well."

Low dollar provel melts pretty good too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 16, 2021 10:01 PM (+WWsf)

269 Bete, I don't think Alan Alda has much further to go in life. I believe he has Parkinsons.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 10:02 PM (L2ZTs)

270 Chuck C @213 -- can't argue with you on your thoughts about Justified.

The ending to the 80s Newhart show was damn close to a 10

Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2021 10:02 PM (mZUr4)

271 261 Posted by: bob frapples at June 16, 2021 10:00 PM (hNjgQ)

Being 86 helps probably as does FU money....

Posted by: sven at June 16, 2021 10:02 PM (Lzpvj)

272 The only problem with Sweet and sour chicken is getting to the last piece of chicken and finding out it's actually a piece of pineapple.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 10:02 PM (2DOZq)

273 I do believe that once most of the major cast has passed (and a lot of them are gone already), someone in Hollywood will try to do a reboot of M*A*S*H as a TV series.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 10:03 PM (L2ZTs)

274 Alda's had some slight tremors in his Ray Donovan appearances between 2018 and 2020; three years after his original diagnosis in 2015.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 16, 2021 10:03 PM (+WWsf)

275 263 Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 10:01 PM (Ojki1)

They'll digitally superimpose Yeb Bush!

The gags are almost the same.

Posted by: sven at June 16, 2021 10:03 PM (Lzpvj)

276 258 > I've wondered how RV get around open container laws or "in control of a motor vehicle" and the rest of it.

No doubt it varies by state, but here the standard is that the keys are in the ignition, even if the car isn't running.
No keys in ignition = no DUI.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2021 10:00 PM (XGAZE)

Heard a story, no idea if true, of someone whose car was found in the ditch and there were beer cans in the car but as the keys and driver were in the backseat when the cops got there there was no ticket for anything alcohol related given.

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 10:03 PM (Ojki1)

277 s there some sort of IQ-lowering chemical in Delaware water, sort of like the way that the natural water in some places reduces tooth decay (because it has fluoride) or suicide (because it has lithium)
~~~
I thought lithium was a suicide prevention drug used to treat bipolar?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 10:03 PM (IDhUW)

278 Ah yes, this is the trick that is hard for us to understand. God is outside of time, and exists forever and ever; therefore, he knows what happened and what will happen without intervening!

......

God can't exist outside of time or human-understood physics because my university professor told me that would defy scientific understanding.

Therefor the Bible is largely mistaken, or, if you prefer, not literal, but really is just a bunch of parables like Aesop's Fables.

A man can't live in a fish. A man can't live 900 years. A woman can't have a baby at 90. The earth couldn't flood. I can't believe these things. Just like Jesus just sneaked out of the cave and Jesus was just a pretty good guy. Science demands this be my understanding.

Because my professors are smart and understand everything! Otherwise they wouldn't be teaching at a state university!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 16, 2021 10:03 PM (5We2S)

279 Have a wonderful night, everyone.

May your sleep be restful and your dreams be serene.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 16, 2021 10:04 PM (u82oZ)

280 No doubt it varies by state, but here the standard is that the keys are in the ignition, even if the car isn't running.

No keys in ignition = no DUI.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2021 10:00 PM


In a lot (most?) states the legal term is "actual physical control" and the details of that are in the caselaw.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 16, 2021 10:04 PM (aViol)

281 273 Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 10:03 PM (L2ZTs)

Set in Portland I hope with evil Rethuglicans as the NorKos.

Posted by: sven at June 16, 2021 10:04 PM (Lzpvj)

282 ..No doubt it varies by state, but here the standard is that the keys are in the ignition, even if the car isn't running. No keys in ignition = no DUI. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2021 10:00 PM (XGAZE)


So, a good defense to sleeping it off in the backseat of a car with the engine running, is "Hey, my key fob was in my pocket!". MILLIONS of cars out there now with keyless entry and pushbutton start on the dash. No ignition switch, no hard-key on or in the fob.

Oops. Oopsie! (in the approved AoS Style.)

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 16, 2021 10:04 PM (QzJWU)

283 266 bob frapples, interesting fact btw:

Jamie Farr is a Republican. (Not sure if he was ever a Trump supporter though.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 10:01 PM (L2ZTs)

Also interesting: Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan and Lizard Cheney are Republicans.

Posted by: bob frapples at June 16, 2021 10:04 PM (hNjgQ)

284 All right, I'm out. Going to drink a pre-mixed hurricane on an empty stomach and see what that does for me. Good night all!

Posted by: Dr. T at June 16, 2021 10:04 PM (pxDdN)

285 bob, you'd never know it wouldja! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 10:05 PM (L2ZTs)

286 269 Bete, I don't think Alan Alda has much further to go in life. I believe he has Parkinsons.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 10:02 PM (L2ZTs)

Then the other twat who is politically everywhere. One who played BJ, and whose name I can't be bothered to look up.

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 10:05 PM (Ojki1)

287 sven, maybe not that bad but knowing Hollywood they'll try to blend it with Happy Days and some woke politics. (Both shows took place in the 50s.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 10:06 PM (L2ZTs)

288 Also fun to remember that Alda played an older doctor developing Alzheimer's on ER all the way back in 1999.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 16, 2021 10:06 PM (+WWsf)

289 266 Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 10:01 PM (L2ZTs)

Even more depressing thought the last dying gasps of Sanity in Whore E Weird are all over 63 years old....

so at best we have maybe 20 years of gasping death left.

Posted by: sven at June 16, 2021 10:06 PM (Lzpvj)

290
Then the other twat who is politically everywhere. One who played BJ, and whose name I can't be bothered to look up.

Honeycutt

Posted by: bob frapples at June 16, 2021 10:07 PM (hNjgQ)

291 Bete, besides Alda I believe Loretta Swit and Mike Farrell are the last two major cast members from M*A*S*H, still around. And Swit still does a lot of personal appearances.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 10:07 PM (L2ZTs)

292 Sooo sixteen distinct entities are off limits to cyberattack by Putin says Biden. They're on a list says Biden. Or what? Sternly worded letter? A lack of intent cited in a hearing? You get a Hunter painting at half off?
Posted by: 80'smusic fan at June 16, 2021 09:11 PM (glGDV)

*iden just enumerated a cyber target list that would make Sarah Palin jealous.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 16, 2021 09:29 PM (Agr8U)

Such bullshit. Why would any U.S. entity be fair game for a "Russian" cyber-attack? Why should, say, GM be protected, and not Mike's Plumbing and Heating, LLC?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 10:08 PM (56ASH)

293 The ending to the 80s Newhart show was damn close to a 10
Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2021 10:02 PM


I had quit watching most TV by then and had forgotten about it, but yes, that was a 10.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 16, 2021 10:08 PM (aViol)

294 Oops, and Jamie Farr is still around, but I think he's pretty much retired at this point.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 10:08 PM (L2ZTs)

295 Such bullshit. Why would any U.S. entity be fair game for a "Russian" cyber-attack? Why should, say, GM be protected, and not Mike's Plumbing and Heating, LLC?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 10:08 PM (56ASH)

Because GM gives big kickbacks to Donks, and probably some personal graft as well?

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 10:09 PM (Ojki1)

296 292 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 10:08 PM (56ASH)

because "selling protection" aka "extortion" is a cornerstone of democrat politics down to the ward level....

Posted by: sven at June 16, 2021 10:09 PM (Lzpvj)

297 262
There are many wise ones here.
I try to really concentrate.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 16, 2021 10:09 PM (colGo)

298 Jamie Farr is still around, but I think he's pretty much retired at this point.

.....

He must be a cranky old man by now

Which would make him a.....

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 16, 2021 10:09 PM (5We2S)

299 The McCoys, Hang On Sloopy. Rick Derringer was the singer and lead guitarist.

The SMOKIN' hot chick in this "video" became Mrs. Rick Derringer not long after this, which shows that he had excellent taste.

She definitely had the moves. Blows the sleazy "twerk" chicks right out of the water.

Still a 1 the last pic I saw of her, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlTKhPkZSJo

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2021 10:10 PM (XGAZE)

300 "God writes the Gospel not in the Bible alone, but also on trees, and in the flowers and clouds and stars. Martin Luther"

I think God designed Euler's Identity.

Posted by: gp, All Wrapped Up In His Own Private Idaho at June 16, 2021 10:10 PM (qpX6U)

301 I happen to know, Rick Derringer went on to do a *ton* of work with Weird Al Yankovic. He may still do so in fact.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)

302 Qdpsteve, sorry I was unclear.

The "summer of love" was more like '65 or so, if you ask people born and raised in California. Even Jerry Garcia, who was ... well sort of there I guess, pointed this out. "Death of the Hippie" was published in Time in '66 or something like that.

The whole thing just sort of smells from 50 years later. An intractable land war on the other side of the world, and anarchists tearing everything up at home. I think at the height there were 500,000 stationed in South Viet Nam, they shoulda redeployed everybody to Berkely, Madison, Ann Arbor, etc.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 16, 2021 10:11 PM (hYB//)

303 Alda's first symptoms showed when his ability to back a car into a spot along the street started to get shaky.

He had Parallel Parkinsons.

/denouncesself


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 16, 2021 10:11 PM (QzJWU)

304 Good night Salty, Dr. T

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 10:11 PM (IDhUW)

305 Common Tater, understood.

IMHO if you look back, it's obvious a lot of journalists from the 1960s secretly (or often times, not so secretly) envied the counterculture kids a ton.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 10:13 PM (L2ZTs)

306 The wife is deciding on a 31 hour a way relocation if offered, I am seriously pondering switching jobs because I am not wanting to live away from her 75% of the time....

I'd much rather go home to Ohio to Siberia East.

Posted by: sven at June 16, 2021 10:13 PM (Lzpvj)

307 than to Siberia east or west.

Posted by: sven at June 16, 2021 10:13 PM (Lzpvj)

308 Jim, LOL.

I gotta give Alda credit, he's a lib but he never seemed to go out of his way to antagonize Repubs or conservatives, and in fact his portrayal of a Repub POTUS candidate on The West Wing was surprisingly lovable.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 10:14 PM (L2ZTs)

309 It's essentially a Greek Salad on a Pizza which I've actually had often when I lived in Astoria.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2021 09:19 PM (QlVtI)
===

They'll eat anything in Astoria.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 16, 2021 10:14 PM (EZebt)

310 Acne is the bane of my existence. That, and the brooms YOU PEOPLE attack me with while you're screaming. I thought the cabin was unoccupied, I swear.

Posted by: Pizza Face-Sized Spider at June 16, 2021 10:15 PM (mNhhD)

311 One who played BJ, and whose name I can't be bothered to look up.
Posted by: Bete

Mike Farrell - a insufferable wuss extraordinaire.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2021 10:15 PM (U8rqX)

312 308 Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 10:14 PM (L2ZTs)

Alda was still of the "smarmy but non violent" type of moonbat....

the current mess is because people like him lack the will to say "stop or I will cross over" to the nuts.

Posted by: sven at June 16, 2021 10:15 PM (Lzpvj)

313 Tony and sven, yup and yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 10:16 PM (L2ZTs)

314 > He must be a cranky old man by now

86, according to Wikipedia.

He's Lebanese Christian by birth, and apparently did support Trump.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2021 10:16 PM (XGAZE)

315
I think God designed Euler's Identity.
~~~
I had to look it up ~ I agree.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 10:16 PM (IDhUW)

316 Wonderful dreams to all who are saying goodnight.
I hope yall wake with a smile!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 16, 2021 10:16 PM (colGo)

317 BTW, if you go back and look at Larry Linville's performances as Frank Burns on M*A*S*H, I'd swear he is/was the proto-Brian Cranston. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 10:16 PM (L2ZTs)

318 Snicker. An NBA player tested positive for the Rona despite vax and has to go into their cone of isolation.

Hell of a vax you got there, and if you want to fix games you now just need to bribe a lab tech to have a star player "test positive". Sure hope those degenerate gamblers don't figure that one out...

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 10:16 PM (Ojki1)

319 Quote III
"God will never reject you. Whether you accept Him is your decision. Charles Stanley"

I see that foolish statement and raise Stanley with what Jesus Himself said:

All that the Father gives me will come to me, and whoever comes to me I will never cast out. John 6:37

All things have been handed over to me by my Father, and no one knows who the Son is except the Father, or who the Father is except the Son and anyone to whom the Son chooses to reveal him. Luke 10:22

I am the good shepherd. I know my own and my own know me, just as the Father knows me and I know the Father; and I lay down my life for the sheep. And I have other sheep that are not of this fold. I must bring them also, and they will listen to my voice. So there will be one flock, one shepherd. For this reason the Father loves me, because I lay down my life that I may take it up again. No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down, and I have authority to take it up again. John 10:14-18

Posted by: Dan at June 16, 2021 10:16 PM (+NG5U)

320 There's also an actor today named Clark Gregg who both looks and sounds as if he's a twin of Linville.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 10:17 PM (L2ZTs)

321 The last I heard from BJ HoneyCunt he was whining about how he was still called "the new guy" on MASH, despite having been on it many years longer than Wayne Rogers.

You why they call you that, "BJ"? Because you sucked.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2021 10:17 PM (XGAZE)

322 Mash sucked as soon as Alan Alda took over. Everyone knows that.

Posted by: Nobody at June 16, 2021 10:18 PM (/OS5c)

323 He'll get about three hours of sleep by the time he gets back here. Ugh. Fortunately grandson is in bed here, now fast asleep. Posted by: Ladyl at June 16, 2021 09:45 PM (TdMsT)

Naps are authorized tomorrow, {{{Ladyl}}}.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 16, 2021 10:18 PM (Agr8U)

324 Hey Farmer, still owe you an email.
How goes rehab? The pain a result of it, or is the pain sidelining it?
Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 09:47

Hey, you remembered. Rehab is going good. Pain is just from me overdoing it when I feel good. progress is being made.

Posted by: Farmer at June 16, 2021 10:18 PM (55Qr6)

325 By all reports, Linville is by far the nicest guy in real life.

Biggest assholes: Alda and Burghoff.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2021 10:19 PM (XGAZE)

326 322 Posted by: Nobody at June 16, 2021 10:18 PM (/OS5c)

largely for the same reason "Star Wars" peaked with Empire Strikes Back....

when a creator cannot be told "no" he will implode.

Posted by: sven at June 16, 2021 10:19 PM (Lzpvj)

327 Rodrigo, yup.
I've read that when Burghoff left M*A*S*H nobody was sad to see him go, he had become so entitled and sulky.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)

328 Posted by: Dan at June 16, 2021 10:16 PM (+NG5U)

.....

Those versus only mean something to you once you have been born again in Christ.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 16, 2021 10:19 PM (5We2S)

329 And when the Gentiles heard this, they began rejoicing and glorifying the word of the Lord, and as many as were appointed to eternal life believed.

Acts 13:48

Posted by: Dan at June 16, 2021 10:20 PM (+NG5U)

330 We recovered well and fought well but took a lot of casualties. Westy was completely snookered. On the same scale as the battle of the bulge.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 09:36 PM (axyOa)

I often wonder how different it would have turned out if Abrams had been chosen over Westy to head MACV in 64

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at June 16, 2021 10:22 PM (rt0xh)

331 Farr actually served in the Army during the Korean War iirc.

Even as a politically naive TV viewer, MASH was completely unwatchable, at least as time went by.

I liked the Col. Blake guy a little bit, and Radar, and the other guy. Wayne Rogers. The Replacements sucked, and I could smell the PC wankery before I knew what it was. By the end it was just an Alan Alda soap opera in olive drab. F that.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 16, 2021 10:22 PM (hYB//)

332 off LEO sock

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at June 16, 2021 10:22 PM (rt0xh)

333 Yes. Very lovely evening. Thanks Horde!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 16, 2021 10:23 PM (colGo)

334 "sixteen distinct entities are off limits to cyberattack by Putin says Biden. They're on a list says Biden."

Did Biden "stare down" Putin before or after he re-instituted the Danegeld?

It is always a temptation to an armed and agile nation
To call upon a neighbour and to say: --
"We invaded you last night--we are quite prepared to fight,
Unless you pay us cash to go away."

- Rudyard Kipling

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 16, 2021 10:23 PM (83lwH)

335 Bonds - down
Market - down
Gold - down

Why worry about Putin?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2021 10:26 PM (QWnDS)

336 "God writes the Gospel not in the Bible alone, but also on trees, and in the flowers and clouds and stars. Martin Luther"
~~~
The heavens declare the glory of God and the firmament sheweth His handiwork. Day unto day uttered speech, night unto night sheweth knowledge. There is no speech nor language where their voice is no heard.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 10:27 PM (IDhUW)

337 Friend of mine here in Alberta got busted for DUI. He was about a quarter mile from home, and felt the need for a nap. So he passed out right in the driver's seat of his F150. Passer-by (which are few and far between on these rural roads) stopped, tried to wake him, no success. Called 911. Cops responded, woke him up, and charged him with having care and control while intoxicated. Yeah, he had been driving drunk, no question.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 10:27 PM (6wxlI)

338 I'm sorry you're in pain Farmer. May God grant you relief in one form or another.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 09:51

TY AK. I was feeling better and didn't take my usual pain meds. Came back to bite me, I still need them. But I'm getting better, truly making progress.

Posted by: Farmer at June 16, 2021 10:28 PM (55Qr6)

339 Because my professors are smart and understand everything! Otherwise they wouldn't be teaching at a state university!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 16, 2021 10:03 PM (5We2S)


OK, so forget what I 'postulated"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at June 16, 2021 10:28 PM (hOUT3)

340 Headline from Epoch Times, by Michael Walsh:

"To state the counter-counter-revolution, GOP must learn from Lenin"

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 10:28 PM (L2ZTs)

341 Glad to hear of your progress Farmer.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 10:30 PM (IDhUW)

342 Barney Miller

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roHYXrLhmHc

Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2021 10:30 PM (QWnDS)

343 Sometimes I feel like the sock that gets hollered at.
I'm thinking that I have no idea wtf I'm talking about most of the time...
Of, course I am a newbie...

*blushing intensly *

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 16, 2021 10:30 PM (colGo)

344 Hello everyone, I'm a long time lurker, some time commenter. Just wanted to say hi.

Posted by: Supernatural chick in LaLousiana at June 16, 2021 10:30 PM (B54T4)

345 "Why should, say, GM be protected, and not Mike's Plumbing and Heating, LLC?"

Socialism. It's all about networking to become a member of the Inner Party. And the more Woke you are at burning those Deplorable Witches, the more likely you'll gain admittance.

Remember back in high school, That Guy that betrayed his childhood friends so the Cool Kids might invite him to sit at their lunch table. It's that.

Except the unpopular kids aren't bullied, they are murdered for WrongThought.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 16, 2021 10:30 PM (83lwH)

346 335 Bonds - down
Market - down
Gold - down

Why worry about Putin?
Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2021 10:26 PM (QWnDS)

Because bread is getting more expensive and the libs drove all the circuses out of business.

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 10:30 PM (Ojki1)

347 {{{S'Puppy}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at June 16, 2021 10:31 PM (TdMsT)

348 Hey Louisiana. Are you near Shreveport? I went to college there.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 16, 2021 10:31 PM (83lwH)

349 Braenyard, great theme song.
Much better than M*A*S*H's, I'll admit. 'Suicide is Painless' is cute the first time you hear it, but becomes a sullen bore soon after.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 10:31 PM (L2ZTs)

350 OK Hordelings, it's bedtime for Bonzo. Y'all don't burn the place down.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 10:32 PM (HaL55)

351 Speaking of sullen bores, hi!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 16, 2021 10:32 PM (SchxB)

352 Glad to hear about the progress, Farmer.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2021 10:33 PM (XGAZE)

353 Beautiful night fellow horders

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 16, 2021 10:33 PM (Jzz++)

354 OK, so forget what I 'postulated"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at June 16, 2021 10:28 PM (hOUT3)



Lol.

Your postulating is just fine.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 16, 2021 10:34 PM (5We2S)

355 Yeah, I'm not trying to give them ideas, but people have been busted for sleeping it off in their own driveway.

Some campgrounds are state or county owned. They sometimes have "No Alcohol" policies, which is understandable from a liability angle. Kids and keggers and wooded areas = problems. I've always figured if discreet, they won't care. But I don't want to test it either.

Lots of federal jurisdiction with "dispersed" camping too. I'm just saying there's no appreciable difference that I can see, other than what is customary.

Drunk sitting around a campfire, or RV, they could clean up. "Is that your car? You got your keys in your pocket?"

Sleeping in the back of your truck? Camper?

Now a more realistic prediction thing they have been rumbling about - Firearms, and being drunk, at home. Think of the fragrant possibilities there! /s

Posted by: Common Tater at June 16, 2021 10:34 PM (hYB//)

356 Welcome aboard, Ms. LaLouisiana! Lurk less/Poast Moar!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 16, 2021 10:35 PM (QzJWU)

357 TY AK. I was feeling better and didn't take my usual pain meds. Came back to bite me, I still need them. But I'm getting better, truly making progress.
Posted by: Farmer at June 16, 2021 10:28 PM (55Qr6)


Docs told MrsH you have to keep ahead of the pain.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at June 16, 2021 10:35 PM (hOUT3)

358
Because bread is getting more expensive and the libs drove all the circuses out of business.


Comrade, you will have your circus lining up for bread!

Posted by: Commisar of Sciencing and Plenty at June 16, 2021 10:35 PM (rW3Ar)

359 Keep in mind that when covid "cases" are reported, that means a positive test was obtained. This does not necessarily mean the disease was present. PCR is a replicative test and the sensitivity was set so high that false positives abound. The predictive value of the test in general has not been established, and usual clinical trials to establish parameters to diagnose disease ( covid illness) were not done. With a very low prevalence as the disease is on the wane, the predictive value of a positive result is even more unreliable than previously.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at June 16, 2021 10:36 PM (RJCvt)

360 Your postulating is just fine.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 16, 2021 10:34 PM (5We2S)


But you referenced "experts"!
;-)

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at June 16, 2021 10:36 PM (hOUT3)

361 343 Sometimes I feel like the sock that gets hollered at.
I'm thinking that I have no idea wtf I'm talking about most of the time...
Of, course I am a newbie...

*blushing intensly *
Posted by: COMountainMarie a
~~~
Welcome Marie,
No real way to go wrong, jump in, enjoy yourself. Add to a convo or start one yourself. Don't feel bad if No one picks up on it tho. That happens a lot. The Horde is less herdable than cats.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 10:36 PM (IDhUW)

362 Hoyt's paid I'm between Alex. and Marksville La.if you know that area.

Posted by: Supernatural chick in LaLousiana at June 16, 2021 10:37 PM (B54T4)

363 "Is there some sort of IQ-lowering chemical in Delaware water, sort of like the way that the natural water in some places reduces tooth decay (because it has fluoride) or suicide (because it has lithium)?"

In nearby Maryland we've often wondered if it might be the radon. When we first moved here, we found the people odd. They didn't know how to give directions, they misunderstood basic english, they asked about things that were obvious: "so it looks like November will be following October again this year..."

The wife dubbed it Spore Disease.

And don't get me started on the women. It's a Karen Hive.

God I miss Texas.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 16, 2021 10:37 PM (83lwH)

364 ..Beautiful night fellow horders. Posted by: Pete Bog at June 16, 2021 10:33 PM (Jzz++)

*hides box of old, worn out key-rings & fobs*

You take that back! I'm no damn hoarder!

/snrk


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 16, 2021 10:38 PM (QzJWU)

365 And also in the spiders. The many, many legged spiders. His reflection is manifest in their multitudinous eyes.

Posted by: Martin Luther, Maybe at June 16, 2021 10:38 PM (QU5/8)

366 Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at June 16, 2021 10:36 PM (RJCvt)

My primary care doc told over a year ago that the "test" depends upon two key things:
one, the technician (and his competence),
and
two, the number or repetitions allowed, required, or specified

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at June 16, 2021 10:38 PM (hOUT3)

367 344 Hello everyone, I'm a long time lurker, some time commenter. Just wanted to say hi.
Posted by: Supernatural chick in
~~~
Welcome supernatural, same thoughts that I threw out for Marie. Forgot to add,the Horde has the best advice, always follow it.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 10:39 PM (IDhUW)

368 Welcome Back - theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmm3KTa601s

Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2021 10:40 PM (QWnDS)

369 I predict that these dullwits are going to get a lot of STL files in their own personal email accounts, should this become law.


Would you need an off-shore VPN so they couldn't (easily) track back where the file came from? One of the places where they would laugh at a Delaware subpoena?

Posted by: Fox2! at June 16, 2021 10:40 PM (qyH+l)

370 And also in the spiders. The many, many legged spiders. His reflection is manifest in their multitudinous eyes.
Posted by: Martin Luther, Maybe at June 16, 2021 10:38 PM (QU5/
~~~
Alright...who was this?!? Lol

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 10:40 PM (IDhUW)

371 264 I read the best description of Springsteen right here on our pages. He sings like he's taking a hard shit
Posted by: Pete Seria at June 16, 2021 10:01 PM (7ZQe3)


I LOL'ed

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 16, 2021 10:40 PM (Agr8U)

372 I'm thinking that I have no idea wtf I'm talking about most of the time...
*blushing intensly *
Posted by: COMountainMarie


A true Hordian is NOT self aware, that's your problem!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at June 16, 2021 10:40 PM (hOUT3)

373 CoMontMarie at lest you are usually getting on here early. Me I most times don't get on till about 3:00 or 4:00 in the mornings when most folks are clocking out...LOL..LOL

Posted by: Supernatural chick in LaLousiana at June 16, 2021 10:42 PM (B54T4)

374 Drunk sitting around a campfire, or RV, they could clean up. "Is that your car? You got your keys in your pocket?"

Sleeping in the back of your truck? Camper?

Now a more realistic prediction thing they have been rumbling about - Firearms, and being drunk, at home. Think of the fragrant possibilities there! /s
Posted by: Common Tater at June 16, 2021 10:34 PM (hYB//)

Seems to me common sense should rule the day. If the vehicle is configured for camping, .i.e. awning out, jacks down, plugged in to shore power, etc., DUI should not apply. If the vehicle is ready to hit the road at the turn of the key, then it should.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 10:42 PM (6wxlI)

375 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 16, 2021 10:34 PM (5We2S)

But you referenced "experts"!
;-)
~~~
God save us from the experts!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 10:43 PM (IDhUW)

376 Something I heard a long time ago, one thing the constabulary look for, drunks will oftdn roll down the windows (in the winter) to try to stay awake or alert. It's kind of a diagnostic and probable cause most likely.

A professional drunk told me, if you have to stay awake keep the windows rolled up, and turn on the heat full blast. It is annoying, but it works I guess. Thankfully I don't drive drunk, so I haven't had to test that, but I file info like that under "interesting but probably useless information."

Posted by: Common Tater at June 16, 2021 10:43 PM (hYB//)

377 349 Braenyard, great theme song.
Much better than M*A*S*H's, I'll admit. 'Suicide is Painless' is cute the first time you hear it, but becomes a sullen bore soon after.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 10:31 PM (L2ZTs)

That might be because the lyrics were written by a 14-year old. Namely, the director's son.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 16, 2021 10:43 PM (mdjgu)

378 >>>Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur<
>Now do lime.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 16, 2021 10:44 PM (2k5ha)

379
Remember back in high school, That Guy that betrayed his childhood friends so the Cool Kids might invite him to sit at their lunch table. It's that.
~~~
I didn't play that game then and I'm certainly not going to now.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 10:44 PM (IDhUW)

380 Seems to me common sense should rule the day. If the vehicle is configured for camping, .i.e. awning out, jacks down, plugged in to shore power, etc., DUI should not apply. If the vehicle is ready to hit the road at the turn of the key, then it should.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 10:42 PM (6wxlI)

Ah, and that is why you aren't a LEO that likes to swing their badge-dick around for fun, or one that needs to make the quota.

#BackTheBlue!

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 10:44 PM (Ojki1)

381 Best description\way to view Springsteen I ever read was to view him singing "Oklahoma!" In a musical. I loved him as a teen when he was about to do the Darkness thing. His second album is still pretty good. I always thought his downfall was when he completely simplified out to make money. The second album was quite quirky and didn't sell. The simple stuff made him a mint.

Posted by: azjaeger at June 16, 2021 10:45 PM (3/XaG)

382 Wife and I traveled through five states spending most of the time in the Colorado mountains sleeping in the bed of a pickup.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2021 10:46 PM (QWnDS)

383 Darrell, yup. Altman's son made a ton of money on it too.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)

384 American Kes. I know Apollo about the horde advice. It's sometimes good but sometimes hmmmm maybe think before ya take it.:-)))

Posted by: Supernatural chick in LaLousiana at June 16, 2021 10:48 PM (B54T4)

385 Ice Cream w/peaches...

Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2021 10:48 PM (QWnDS)

386 Evening pete,
Evening Blanco ~ I don't think the Horde will be renamed, you'll just have to be a Moron like the rest of us.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 10:48 PM (IDhUW)

387

Horde-sourced medical advice has saved countless lives...

Posted by: Zettai at June 16, 2021 10:49 PM (wlya7)

388 Welcome Marie,
No real way to go wrong, jump in, enjoy yourself. Add to a convo or start one yourself. Don't feel bad if No one picks up on it tho. That happens a lot. The Horde is less herdable than cats.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 10:36 PM (IDhUW)

This.
Puns welcome but ask for medical and/or dating advice at your own risk.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 10:50 PM (axyOa)

389 Ice Cream w/peaches...
Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2021 10:48 PM (QWnDS)

Way too early in the summer. Late July at the earliest, August more like it

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 16, 2021 10:50 PM (sJHOI)

390 Pete, did you make the MoMe? Fun? Sorry I missed it.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 10:51 PM (IDhUW)

391 361
361

Thanks!
I've been hanging around for several months, at least. I'm just kinda slow at understanding certain, oh what, slogans.
I've said it many times here.
There is seriously no better place to hang than at AoSHQ.
NO place.
I have (virtually) met some of the most honest, true, lovely people here. I hope I get to attend a MoMe in Colorado.
And, it is fantastic to meet you!
MMMarie

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 16, 2021 10:51 PM (colGo)

392 385 Ice Cream w/peaches...

~~~
Yes, please.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 10:52 PM (IDhUW)

393 Drunk boating on the mississippi will get you in trouble too. I think most conservation officers are duly sworn LEOs and can give a DUI if they've a mind to.

They don't need a warrant either, the game commission in some states can come right in and look in your freezer, iirc. Whether they can then bust the Meth Lab is in some dispute, but I think they can call in the people who can.

We did a brief joint operation with DEA in Hawaii, they had their own aircraft, but we drove them around the Big Island on UH60s to bust peoples growing The Marijuana. They were good spotters. "Look! There's one!" (Note, from 800 or 1000 feet, EVERYTHING IS GREEN IN HAWAII) Sure enough, we'd spiral down, get a close look, see hoses and buckets, and a thin trail leading to somebody's house (probable cause) Busted.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 16, 2021 10:52 PM (hYB//)

394 long time no talk friends.
just read an article that JUNETEENTh will be a new federal holiday. this will be the new reminder that all blacks currently living were oppressed by the evil confeds who are actually conservative republicans who also stormed the capitol. and the new name for this most auspicious occasion that no one outside of texas ever heard of?
junteenth national independence day. no shit that is the name.

Posted by: Jack Burton at June 16, 2021 10:53 PM (ji8Nl)

395 Just found out that in 1970 in a movie called The Mephisto Waltz, Alan Alda played a dad who sold his own daughter's soul to the devil.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 10:54 PM (L2ZTs)

396 With respect to RVs, the DUI laws only apply when the vehicle is on a public road. Also, the open container laws don't apply if the alcohol is located "behind the last upright set of passenger seats" and in "another container" (such as a fridge, cooler, or cabinet), nor if it's in a trunk or similar in a normal car, or a camper that's not directly accessible from the driver's position.

The intent appears to be that the alcohol must be ready to hand in order for it to be chargeable under the "open container" rules.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2021 10:54 PM (XGAZE)

397 Fresh Blood. That's good. You landed in a good spot

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 16, 2021 10:55 PM (sJHOI)

398 ve been hanging around for several months, at least. I'm just kinda slow at understanding certain, oh what, slogans.
~~~
Lol, just ask, you'll get several smart*ss replies and an honest one of two.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 10:55 PM (IDhUW)

399 > Drunk boating on the mississippi will get you in trouble too.

Yeah, drunk boating here falls under the same laws as driving. Both the Coast Guard and the State Troopers enforce it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2021 10:55 PM (XGAZE)

400 Oh FFS, we can't do Alan Alda AND Springsteen in the same night.

I forbid it

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 16, 2021 10:56 PM (sJHOI)

401 Re Quote III, “The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult; and left untried.” -- Chesterton

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2021 10:57 PM (vOGqy)

402

I've been a regular here for years and there still several references/inside jokes that I do not (yet) understand...

Posted by: Zettai at June 16, 2021 10:57 PM (wlya7)

403 "just ask, you'll get several smart*ss replies and an honest one of two."

Stay clear of me, apparently I'm an FBI mole. From Turkey(?)
I'm not real sure, just roll with it.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 16, 2021 10:58 PM (83lwH)

404 Oh FFS, we can't do Alan Alda AND Springsteen in the same night.

I forbid it
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 16, 2021 10:56 PM (sJHOI)

It might create a singularity of douchitude.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 10:58 PM (6wxlI)

405 Huh. So "open container", container doesn't actually even need to be open, per se, to cause potential trouble. I always put any possible beer purchases in the bed of a pickup when I'm feeling especially law abiding.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 16, 2021 10:58 PM (hYB//)

406 ..Oh FFS, we can't do Alan Alda AND Springsteen in the same night. I forbid it. Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 16, 2021 10:56 PM (sJHOI)


Yeah, that could conjure up an image of Springsteen singing like he's trying to shit out a hard Alda.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 16, 2021 10:59 PM (QzJWU)

407 Stay clear of me, apparently I'm an FBI mole. From Turkey(?)
I'm not real sure, just roll with it.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 16, 2021 10:58 PM (83lwH)


Cok iei effendum!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 11:00 PM (axyOa)

408 402

I've been a regular here for years and there still several references/inside jokes that I do not (yet) understand...
Posted by: Zettai at June 16, 2021 10:57 PM (wlya7)

Any given day a new reference can be born, and suddenly you are reading a thread and are completely lost cause something was born in the art thread, but you missed it.

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 11:01 PM (Ojki1)

409 Evening Blanco ~ I don't think the Horde will be renamed, you'll just have to be a Moron like the rest of us.

Well, in my case at least, it is fitting.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 16, 2021 11:02 PM (SchxB)

410 405 Huh. So "open container", container doesn't actually even need to be open, per se, to cause potential trouble. I always put any possible beer purchases in the bed of a pickup when I'm feeling especially law abiding.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 16, 2021 10:58 PM (hYB//)

I know people who won't transport empty, crushed beer cans in garbage bags to the recycling place unless it is in the trunk/truck bed because some cops can be pricks here.

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 11:03 PM (Ojki1)

411 388

So yeah. I've only been around a tiny amount of time, but I had the best pleasure to meet oh so many of the alumni and current members.
I am forever grateful for the welcome here!

Probably gonna go lurk for a while.
Carry on, you oh so fantastic, crazy, wild ones!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 16, 2021 11:03 PM (colGo)

412 Re Quote III, e Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult; and left untried
Chesterton
~~~
Nice quote, I don't know if I ever heard the end of it. Perhaps found difficult and abandoned. That would be my fear for myself, except where else would I go? There is no one nor no thing that can give me what Jesus has given me.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 11:06 PM (IDhUW)

413 Huh. So "open container", container doesn't actually even need to be open, per se, to cause potential trouble. I always put any possible beer purchases in the bed of a pickup when I'm feeling especially law abiding.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 16, 2021 10:58 PM


A six-pack missing a can is considered an open container.
Empty beer cans visible in the passenger compartment is criminal stupidity.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 16, 2021 11:06 PM (aViol)

414 Cok iei effendum!
Posted by: Diogenes


*****

Eh! It's all Greek to me!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 16, 2021 11:06 PM (Fc5rx)

415 405 Huh. So "open container", container doesn't actually even need to be open, per se, to cause potential trouble. I always put any possible beer purchases in the bed of a pickup when I'm feeling especially law abiding.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 16, 2021 10:58 PM (hYB//)

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My double magnums of the cheapest red wine would just roll around back there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 16, 2021 11:06 PM (fLVm1)

416 Hell, I don't understand half the shit that goes on here.

I just know I haven't been kicked out yet

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 16, 2021 11:07 PM (sJHOI)

417 So Victoria's Secret apparently has decided they don't want to make money anymore. They're dumping their "Angels" and bringing in the woke crew to pitch their wares.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 16, 2021 11:07 PM (SchxB)

418 Also for fun- the county just South of me has become a bit infamous for the fact that you never take a plea deal, as a number of the judges operate under the umbrella that you are admitting guilt, and throw out the deal and smack people with large to max sentences because they admitted guilt.

On the one hand, the judges get to run as "tough on crime," on the other, the DA's office has to actually work and charge what they can prove which I image frustrates them as opposed to the "charge to the moon and get a plea deal" as defense attorneys aren't going to survive by getting clients to plead guilty and accept inflated charges in the process.

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 11:08 PM (Ojki1)

419 417 So Victoria's Secret apparently has decided they don't want to make money anymore. They're dumping their "Angels" and bringing in the woke crew to pitch their wares.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 16, 2021 11:07 PM (SchxB)

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Shit all over your customer base. It's the Disney strategy for corporate profits.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 16, 2021 11:08 PM (fLVm1)

420 So Victoria's Secret apparently has decided they don't want to make money anymore. They're dumping their "Angels" and bringing in the woke crew to pitch their wares.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 16, 2021 11:07 PM (SchxB)

Sound business strategy.

Nobody. Ever

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 16, 2021 11:09 PM (sJHOI)

421 I always put any possible beer purchases in the bed of a pickup when I'm feeling especially law abiding.
~~~
I take my chances.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 11:09 PM (IDhUW)

422 So Victoria's Secret apparently has decided they don't want to make money anymore. They're dumping their "Angels" and bringing in the woke crew to pitch their wares.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 16, 2021 11:07 PM (SchxB)

Warming up in the bullpen: Lena Dunham and Trigglypuff.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 11:09 PM (6wxlI)

423 So Victoria's Secret apparently has decided they don't want to make money anymore. They're dumping their "Angels" and bringing in the woke crew to pitch their wares.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 16, 2021 11:07 PM (SchxB)

If there is one thing that the woke are known for, it is backing their supportive Tweets with actual cash to keep places that go woke running...

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 11:10 PM (Ojki1)

424 Hi Muldoon

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 11:11 PM (IDhUW)

425
Stay clear of me, apparently I'm an FBI mole.

Maybe I'm a LEO.

https://youtu.be/NT-xCu6SR5k

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2021 11:11 PM (63Dwl)

426 Eh! It's all Greek to me!
Posted by: Muldoon at June 16, 2021 11:06 PM (Fc5rx)


If unclear, Thai harder.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 11:11 PM (axyOa)

427 Hi Muldoon
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

***

'Sup?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 16, 2021 11:11 PM (Fc5rx)

428 416 Hell, I don't understand half the shit that goes on here.

I just know I haven't been kicked out yet
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah


Holy shit. You're one of the funnier people
On here. Every time you post in the food thread, " gotta sous vide that shit," I laugh out loud.

Seriously.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 11:12 PM (U2p+3)

429 Stay clear of me, apparently I'm an FBI mole.

Maybe I'm a LEO.

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Scorpio here. But right on the cusp.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 16, 2021 11:12 PM (fLVm1)

430 Maybe I'm a LEO.

Maybe you're geostationary.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 16, 2021 11:13 PM (SchxB)

431 And right on cue, the master of laughs, guffaws and ruined monitors shows up.

Hi Muldoon!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 11:13 PM (U2p+3)

432 Shit all over your customer base. It's the Disney strategy for corporate profits.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 16, 2021 11:08 PM (fLVm1)

Given how close their (soon to be? Now?) former corporate umbrella org has been to having them declare bankruptcy in the past due to poor sales, they may figure they have nothing left to lose but maybe a few months of paychecks for whoever is doing the Sam Pickens role of riding this bomb into the ground.

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 11:13 PM (Ojki1)

433 Buenos nachos

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 16, 2021 11:13 PM (vuisn)

434 I always put any possible beer purchases in the bed of a pickup when I'm feeling especially law abiding.
~~~
I take my chances.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 11:09 PM (IDhUW)


Everyone knows a Ford truck runs better with a couple beers rolling around under the seat.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 11:14 PM (axyOa)

435 {{{Nurse}}}

Dahlin.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 16, 2021 11:15 PM (TdMsT)

436 Languages? What are y'all Babeling on about?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 16, 2021 11:15 PM (QzJWU)

437 Lumpies can hawk vickie's secret now? Sign me up! Do I get free shit?

I stopped buying from them years ago because the quality of almost every bra i bought was so poor. I learned gow to sew bras which will be a Sooper Skill for the burning times.

Posted by: Funsize at June 16, 2021 11:15 PM (EiPf6)

438 Stopped by Costco today and the sample people were back, even if they seem to be required to wear face diapers.

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 11:16 PM (Ojki1)

439 If y'all are still talking About Springsteen I got some opinions.lol...as a Cough cough 51year old....cough cough ..I listened to him alot and my take is that he had a great band in the E street band and put on a super cool live show.But Bruce himself could be easily be replaced as a singer by any of a million other 80s singers with little difference.

Posted by: Supernatural chick in LaLousiana at June 16, 2021 11:16 PM (B54T4)

440 Babylon Bee nails it for "Juneteenth": https://bit.ly/35uoB8w

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 16, 2021 11:17 PM (SchxB)

441 If you're wondering where all that "infrastructure" billions are going, it's probably subsidizing Victoria's Secret (and everybody else) to go "woke". Whatever profits are lost, the taxpayers can make up for it. We're already paying for the destruction of our energy base, why not everything else?

Posted by: Common Tater at June 16, 2021 11:17 PM (hYB//)

442 I am tired tonight. Started the day by loading scrap iron into my pickup, from the box of the grain truck where I had piled it. Lots of real small stuff, so to avoid bending over, I tied a large magnet to a length of cord, and used that to "fish" for scrap. Worked well, but it was slow. But I worked on my tan, too!

Then I used my tractor to move a car on a stand, and mowed where it had been, and moved it back. Then I moved a mess of body parts that had been piled on an old genset, and picked up the genset with the tractor, and dropped it by the shop, Mowed where the genset had been. Yard is beginning to look real nice again.

Tried valiantly to get the genset to run; no dice. So I tore it apart. The little Vauxhall 4-banger will go for scrap. It seems to have a hole in #2 piston. The actual generator, I will save.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 11:17 PM (6wxlI)

443 Lumpies can hawk vickie's secret now? Sign me up! Do I get free shit?

Lefty lumpies, sure. Also lefty trannies, lefty lesbians, you get the gist.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 16, 2021 11:18 PM (SchxB)

444 Supernatural chick, this is true.

Remember John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band? Talk about a Springsteen/E Street Band ripoff.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 11:19 PM (L2ZTs)

445 If Springsteen took Bono's place in the band, you could call it U Constipated 2. aarrrrgggghhhhh!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 16, 2021 11:19 PM (QzJWU)

446 Ladyl!

Whoooohoooooo!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 11:19 PM (U2p+3)

447 "Victoria's Secret apparently has decided they don't want to make money anymore."

They sell clothing that "sexually objectifies" women, so like the local herb specialist caught in the middle of a witch hunt, they need to point at others to keep the mob off their scent.

I think that most companies, having noted the GOP's impotence, are going with the Strong Horse. I mean really, who are you more afraid of? Some deranged SJW tranny freak or David French?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 16, 2021 11:19 PM (83lwH)

448 I am tired tonight. Started the day by loading scrap iron into my pickup, from the box of the grain truck where I had piled it. Lots of real small stuff, so to avoid bending over, I tied a large magnet to a length of cord, and used that to "fish" for scrap. Worked well, but it was slow. But I worked on my tan, too!

Then I used my tractor to move a car on a stand, and mowed where it had been, and moved it back. Then I moved a mess of body parts that had been piled on an old genset, and picked up the genset with the tractor, and dropped it by the shop, Mowed where the genset had been. Yard is beginning to look real nice again.

Tried valiantly to get the genset to run; no dice. So I tore it apart. The little Vauxhall 4-banger will go for scrap. It seems to have a hole in #2 piston. The actual generator, I will save.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 11:17 PM (6wxlI)

Damn. I pulled a bunch of weeds today

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 16, 2021 11:19 PM (sJHOI)

449 I've got nothing witty, amusing, guffaw-inducing or remotely light hearted to add. Will go back to lurking unless something occurs to me.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 16, 2021 11:20 PM (Fc5rx)

450 Then I used my tractor to move a car on a stand, and mowed where it had been, and moved it back. Then I moved a mess of body parts that had been piled on an old genset, and picked up the genset with the tractor, and dropped it by the shop, Mowed where the genset had been. Yard is beginning to look real nice again.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 11:17 PM (6wxlI)

Minus context, this could be the plot of the Dexter revival.

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 11:20 PM (Ojki1)

451 I stopped buying from them years ago because the quality of almost every bra i bought was so poor. I learned gow to sew bras which will be a Sooper Skill for the burning times.
Posted by: Funsize at June 16, 2021 11:15 PM (EiPf6)

There is an almost unlimited number of Morons here, ready to offer soft warm hands to boobies in need of support. Givers, we are.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 11:20 PM (6wxlI)

452 Maybe I'm a LEO.

I'm a taurus. No bull!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 11:20 PM (axyOa)

453 Yeah. The fake opioid meds need a run up to take affect.

So you have to take them at a certain interval or you will have a period where you'll have some pain.

They won't prescribe the good stuff unless you are in excruciating pain and there is no doubt because of the disease you have OR you are terminal.

And some of the fake stuff has some quirky side effects.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 16, 2021 11:20 PM (vhpiW)

454 AOP,
I'm convinced you can fix just about anything with a paper clip and a roll of duct tape.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 11:20 PM (U2p+3)

455 Springsteen and Bono were going to record a single together, but their combined egos formed a massive black hole that ate the entire studio...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 11:20 PM (L2ZTs)

456 I've been a regular here for years and there still several references/inside jokes that I do not (yet) understand...
Posted by: Zettai
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This place is full of surprises.

Posted by: The Otter at June 16, 2021 11:21 PM (9Fwwf)

457 Gerry Rafferty > John Cafferty

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 16, 2021 11:22 PM (fLVm1)

458 Remember John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band? Talk about a Springsteen/E Street Band ripoff.

Hey, now, those guys sucked in their own special way. Any suckage that resembled Springsteen's was purely coincidental.

Still pissed that I wasted, what was it? 90 minutes on "Eddy and the Cruisers."

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 16, 2021 11:22 PM (SchxB)

459 I mean really, who are you more afraid of? Some deranged SJW tranny freak or David French?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 16, 2021 11:19 PM (83lwH)

Objection- I have yet to see proof that French isn't a SJW tranny freak.

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 11:22 PM (Ojki1)

460 Everyone knows a Ford truck runs better with a couple beers rolling around under the seat.

Ha! I do have an old, old beer can I found out in the desert in one of our Very Large Square States out west. The kind that opened with a church key, pre pop top. It has turned to a nice even brown rust patina, like anything else steel does in the desert. With an obligatory vintage bullet hole or two.

I'll leave that rolling around on the floor! Empties from 1952! "Step out of the car for me sir?"

Posted by: Common Tater at June 16, 2021 11:22 PM (hYB//)

461 Cicero, true. And I get their names mixed up.

Although a great musician, I've also read Rafferty was a raging Irish drunk as well as somewhat anti-social. He actually intentionally drank himself to death in 2011.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 11:23 PM (L2ZTs)

462 Blanco, let me guess: Eddie wasn't really dead!!! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 11:24 PM (L2ZTs)

463 "Shit all over your customer base. It's the Disney strategy for corporate profits."

We are no longer the customer base. China is.

Their 1.4 billion VS our 0.3 billion.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 16, 2021 11:24 PM (83lwH)

464 I'll leave that rolling around on the floor! Empties from 1952! "Step out of the car for me sir?"
Posted by: Common Tater at June 16, 2021 11:22 PM (hYB//)

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Wait. Beers that old should be grandfathered in under the old Drive And Drink All You Want law.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 16, 2021 11:24 PM (fLVm1)

465 AOP,
I'm convinced you can fix just about anything with a paper clip and a roll of duct tape.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 11:20 PM (U2p+3)

Well, I really tried to get that engine to run. Spent two hours or more on it. Best I could do was hear it fire weakly and blow smoke as I cranked it on the starter. I wasn't going to send a good engine to the smelters in China, but a worn-out one is fair game. Did my due diligence.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 11:24 PM (6wxlI)

466 Although a great musician, I've also read Rafferty was a raging Irish drunk as well as somewhat anti-social. He actually intentionally drank himself to death in 2011.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 11:23 PM (L2ZTs)

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That's just one more reason to like him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 16, 2021 11:25 PM (fLVm1)

467 I'm actually a Bono fan. Not his "music" mind you, but his interviews are amazing.

He is so over-the-top pompous, self-important, in love with his own voice, that I think I actually like him. If I ever hear "Bono Interview" on the radio/TV, I know I'm dialing in. He. Always. Delivers.

Actual Bono quote:

"Every day we break up the band....Then we put it back together with the same members"

That, my friends, is Spinal Tap level genius

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 16, 2021 11:25 PM (sJHOI)

468 qdpsteve I sure do remember John Cafferty and his band.. Love them.Such a good singer and group.

Posted by: Supernatural chick in LaLousiana at June 16, 2021 11:25 PM (B54T4)

469 Russian 2morrow news - Ishvesk Dynamics, a robot every home

https://preview.tinyurl.com/477jd2xb

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2021 11:25 PM (ySM85)

470 Wanna tempt fate? Make a mobile to hang from your rearview mirror. Out of very well rinsed out, but recent production beer cans.

Busting you for that would violate your First Amendment Rights to Artistic Expression.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 16, 2021 11:26 PM (QzJWU)

471 Cicero, oops, Rafferty was Scottish. But other than that, yeah :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 11:26 PM (L2ZTs)

472 Then I moved a mess of body parts that had been piled on an old genset,


Ahhh...call me. My neighbor has a backhoe. We can...you know...get rid of those body parts before the forensics dudes show up.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 11:26 PM (axyOa)

473 Blanco, let me guess: Eddie wasn't really dead!!! ;-)

Yeah, no happy ending there.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 16, 2021 11:26 PM (SchxB)

474 Any electricians around?

I have a transformer that I am trying to use for electrolytic cleaning.

The schematic says the 120 volt input is h1 and h3, and h2 and h4. Okay...that makes sense.

But the 12 volt output says x1 TO x3, and x2 TO x4.

What the hell does that mean?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 16, 2021 11:28 PM (Q9lwr)

475 Beaver Brown band.

chew on that

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 16, 2021 11:28 PM (sJHOI)

476 419 417 So Victoria's Secret apparently has decided they don't want to make money anymore. They're dumping their "Angels" and bringing in the woke crew to pitch their wares.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -
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Only skinny girls in America are crack heads

Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2021 11:28 PM (QWnDS)

477 "Lots of real small stuff, so to avoid bending over, I tied a large magnet to a length of cord, and used that to "fish" for scrap."

Clever.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 16, 2021 11:28 PM (83lwH)

478 Ahhh...call me. My neighbor has a backhoe. We can...you know...get rid of those body parts before the forensics dudes show up.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 11:26 PM (axyOa)

Heh! VW fenders and and engine lids and trunk lids. Studebaker trunk lids. Some oddball parts, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 11:28 PM (6wxlI)

479 The little Vauxhall 4-banger will go for scrap
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First time I have seen that name in a while.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2021 11:28 PM (l0Lgi)

480 ghost, I know, LOL.
"What are you going for with that name, John?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 11:28 PM (L2ZTs)

481 Beaver Brown band.

chew on that



Nope. Somebody's wiping the wrong way.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 16, 2021 11:29 PM (SchxB)

482 Mothers Against Drunk Driving pretty much ruined it for everybody.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 16, 2021 11:29 PM (fLVm1)

483 What the hell does that mean?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

The red wire always goes to the left testicle....

Posted by: Dr. Feelgood at June 16, 2021 11:30 PM (4MZiq)

484 ..But the 12 volt output says x1 TO x3, and x2 TO x4.
What the hell does that mean? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 16, 2021 11:28 PM (Q9lwr)


Ask AOP. He knows where all the body parts are buried.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 16, 2021 11:30 PM (QzJWU)

485  Huh. So "open container", container doesn't actually even need to be open, per se, to cause potential trouble. I always put any possible beer purchases in the bed of a pickup when I'm feeling especially law abiding.
Posted by: Common Tater

That'll throw the scent off the whisky in the Big Gulp.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 16, 2021 11:30 PM (G++tl)

486 Wait. Beers that old should be grandfathered in under the old Drive And Drink All You Want law.
Posted by: Cicero


My brother-in-law is kind of an alcoholic. We were down at his house in December, and were driving around in the hills looking at stuff, riding in his old Chevy pick up (he has about a dozen cars, probably like Alberta Oil Peon, he's actually a great mechanic). At some point in time, we stopped at a carry-out, and got a six pack of Miller. He started drinking and driving. It was pretty funny drifting into that kind of thing, riding around in an old pick-up trunk, drinking beer out of a long-neck bottle.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 16, 2021 11:30 PM (tjZg/)

487 "Objection- I have yet to see proof that French isn't a SJW tranny freak."

Fair point. I'll try to remember to ask his wife Thursday night.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 16, 2021 11:30 PM (83lwH)

488 I never bought Mrs D anything from VS. Then she found that set of panties in the glove box of the truck...

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 11:30 PM (axyOa)

489 "Wait. Beers that old should be grandfathered in under the old Drive And Drink All You Want law"

Interestingly enough, vintage trash piles are "protected" under US Antiquities law in federal parks and the like. They are considered artifacts just like ancient arrowheads and pottery shards. That includes beer cans and tobacco tins and stuff like that.

Not sure what the cutoff date might be. All I know is the Rangers get really pissy if I throw empty Hormel Chili cans and whisky bottles around as "future cultural artifacts", they seem strangely unreceptive to this line of argument. Weird.

Do

Posted by: Common Tater at June 16, 2021 11:31 PM (hYB//)

490 Pic at the top reminds of passing a bait & tackle shop up close to Watkin's Glen. Sign out front said 'Leeches, $.xx/lb.'

Yeah...no. Thanks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2021 11:31 PM (l0Lgi)

491 ..But the 12 volt output says x1 TO x3, and x2 TO x4.
What the hell does that mean? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


***

"Clear!!!"


(That sums up my electrical knowledge!)

Posted by: Muldoon at June 16, 2021 11:31 PM (Fc5rx)

492 Couldn't have said it any better:

https://patriots.win/p/12j0D9EKSO/wtf-im-a-misogynist/c/

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 16, 2021 11:33 PM (SchxB)

493 "Clear!!!"


(That sums up my electrical knowledge!)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 16, 2021 11:31 PM (Fc5rx)

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Your odds of reanimating dead tissue are just about zero then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 16, 2021 11:33 PM (fLVm1)

494 Mike, it should have read "leeches and discount surgery"

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)

495 482 Mothers Against Drunk Driving pretty much ruined it for everybody.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 16, 2021 11:29 PM (fLVm1)

In WI, the very Dem Attorney General was found "asleep" in her car in between Madison and her home and she refused to take a blood test to show her alcohol level.

MADD was very, very, very silent about the whole matter.

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 11:33 PM (Ojki1)

496 Beaver Brown band.
chew on that
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah

Got my own proprietary skillz, satisfaction guaranteed.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 16, 2021 11:34 PM (G++tl)

497 Mike, it should have read "leeches and discount surgery"
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)

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If its at a mall kiosk, that's even better.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 16, 2021 11:34 PM (fLVm1)

498
What the hell does that mean?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 16, 2021 11:28 PM (Q9lwr)

Ohm it out! Use the ohms function on a multimeter to read between terminals, and determine if there is continuity between the various windings.

Just a wild-ass guess, but it sounds like that might be a dual-voltage transformer, intended to be used on either 120 or 240 volt single-phase power.

As a Cob, do you have access to my e-mail? If so, feel free to send me a scan of the schematic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 11:34 PM (6wxlI)

499 "Clear!!!"

(That sums up my electrical knowledge!)

Posted by: Muldoon at June 16, 2021 11:31 PM (Fc5rx)

That's exactly what I am trying to avoid!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 16, 2021 11:34 PM (Q9lwr)

500 Your odds of reanimating dead tissue are just about zero then.

***

As we used to say, "You can't pace meatloaf!"

Posted by: Muldoon at June 16, 2021 11:34 PM (Fc5rx)

501 Big Beaver Road is at Exit 69 on I-75 in Michigan, north of Detroit.

And that is absolutely true.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 16, 2021 11:35 PM (tjZg/)

502 you're better off stuffing panties in the back pocket of your jeans. Then you can say you found a pair on the ground and used them to wipe off your side mirror or something. Glove box = rookie mistake

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 16, 2021 11:35 PM (sJHOI)

503 As a Cob, do you have access to my e-mail? If so, feel free to send me a scan of the schematic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 11:34 PM (6wxlI)

Deal!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 16, 2021 11:35 PM (Q9lwr)

504 output says x1 TO x3, and x2 TO x4.

What the hell does that mean?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 16, 2021 11:28 PM


Sounds like chess thread speak.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 11:35 PM (axyOa)

505 Cicero, next door to the Organ Exchange ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 11:36 PM (L2ZTs)

506
What the hell does that mean?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
-------

Phasing is important. Do you have a manufacturer's name/part number?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2021 11:36 PM (l0Lgi)

507 WTF, VS? Who wants the flotsam, jetsam, and slags, fatties, tuckers, and fagz? We. Want. The Good. Stuff.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 16, 2021 11:37 PM (G++tl)

508 488 I never bought Mrs D anything from VS. Then she found that set of panties in the glove box of the truck...
Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 11:30 PM (axyOa)

Just tell her they're yours.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 16, 2021 11:37 PM (vuisn)

509 FB is now advertising something called the Aspiration Debit Card. "Doesn't fund oil drilling."

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 11:37 PM (L2ZTs)

510 Ummm guys and gals here please forgive me for my music taste but in my defense living and being raised in the deep South I only had about 4 stations to listion to

Posted by: Supernatural chick in LaLousiana at June 16, 2021 11:37 PM (B54T4)

511 Where I came from, even 20 years ago, Juneteenth was a good day to stay in the suburbs. There would be a street festival, and inevitably eventually rival groups of local entrepreneurs would show up, and gas powered hole punchers would be used....kind of stunk cause that long ago the festivals would have some decent blues as that was the music of the "older folks"

Posted by: azjaeger at June 16, 2021 11:37 PM (3/XaG)

512 Good night, Horde!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 16, 2021 11:37 PM (SchxB)

513 CBD, should be a model # somewheres so you can chase down a schematic. If you're looking for DC out, you'll need a bridge rectifier and some other stuff.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 16, 2021 11:38 PM (qzQoE)

514 First time I have seen that name in a while.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2021 11:28 PM (l0Lgi)

Funny they would name a car after the Russian word for "railway station". Oh, wait...

I should take the valve cover off it, with the name "Vauxhall" nicely embossed in it, and make a wall hangy-thingy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 11:38 PM (6wxlI)

515 What the hell does that mean?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Phasing is important. Do you have a manufacturer's name/part number?
Posted by: Mike Hammer

I think Alberta Oil Peon is probably close to it. Probably putting on jumpers controls whether it's a 120 volt transformer or a 220 volt transformer, single phase.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 16, 2021 11:38 PM (tjZg/)

516 I never bought Mrs D anything from VS. Then she found that set of panties in the glove box of the truck...
Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 11:30 PM (axyOa)

Just tell her they're yours.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 16, 2021 11:37 PM (vuisn)

She'll respect you even more

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 16, 2021 11:38 PM (sJHOI)

517 Supernatural chick, nothing to apologize for

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 11:38 PM (L2ZTs)

518 Hasta, Blanco.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 16, 2021 11:39 PM (Fc5rx)

519 17 So Victoria's Secret apparently has decided they don't want to make money anymore. They're dumping their "Angels" and bringing in the woke crew to pitch their wares.
~~~
Truly awful move, but...bringing in larger size products is not bad. Larger size women want to look sexy too.

Trying to decide if I hit post on this or not.

Ok

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 11:39 PM (IDhUW)

520 Jim, it is unlawful in some states to have anything hanging from the rear view mirror. Even one of those green tree air fresheners maybe.

My dad said their best buds and them were taking their car down to a game and libations were flowing freely (to passengers) and they kept handing him mixed drinks. He couldn't figure out where the hooch was coming from. They had diverted the windshield washer pump and hose into the oassenger compartment or somesuch from a big ass bottle of Seagrams or whatever, and just needed to press a button cruising down the road

Posted by: Common Tater at June 16, 2021 11:39 PM (hYB//)

521 509 FB is now advertising something called the Aspiration Debit Card. "Doesn't fund oil drilling."
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 11:37 PM (L2ZTs)

I presume they make the card out of something other than plastic.

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 11:39 PM (Ojki1)

522 Bete, yup: unicorn farts!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 11:40 PM (L2ZTs)

523 Trying to decide if I hit post on this or not.



Ok

Posted by: AmericanKestrel


Somebody has to walk point.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 16, 2021 11:41 PM (qzQoE)

524 I presume they make the card out of something other than plastic.
Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 11:39 PM (Ojki1)

Nice!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 11:41 PM (6wxlI)

525 MADD was very, very, very silent about the whole matter.
Posted by: Bete

Saw a funneh tee back in the day. DAMM. Drunks Against Mad Mothers.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 16, 2021 11:41 PM (G++tl)

526 521 509 FB is now advertising something called the Aspiration Debit Card.

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Perfect for those times when you need to perform an unexpected tracheotomy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 16, 2021 11:42 PM (fLVm1)

527 Ummm guys and gals here please forgive me for my
music taste but in my defense living and being raised in the deep South I
only had about 4 stations to listion to
Posted by: Supernatural chick in LaLousiana at June 16, 2021 11:37 PM (B54T4)


How far south are we talking here? Allman Bros? Zaydeco? Conjunto? Salsa? Bachata? Cumbia? Bossa-Nova? Milonga?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2021 11:42 PM (ySM85)

528 ..Ummm guys and gals here please forgive me for my music taste but in my defense living and being raised in the deep South I only had about 4 stations to listion to
Posted by: Supernatural chick in LaLousiana at June 16, 2021 11:37 PM (B54T4)


I can kinda relate. Didn't have FM radio till my senior year in H.S. And didn't buy but one solitary 45 record before I graduated in '76. I'm damn glad that Zukerberg and the other tech-demons weren't alive back then. They'd have found a way to charge US for listening to the AM radio.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 16, 2021 11:43 PM (QzJWU)

529 Aspiration Debit Card

*****

I hope they choke on it.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 16, 2021 11:43 PM (Fc5rx)

530 Just tell her they're yours.
Posted by: Dr. Varno

He never used to wear women's underwear.

Now he does....all the time.

And if you want to know what Victoria's Secret really is, and that the whole thing is run out of Columbus. Wexner lives in New Albany (a suburb he built up) and the east side of the city is thick with his warehouses and stuff. I go by a big Victoria's Secret center every day on East Broad Street at the eastern most edge of Franklin County.
There's a big unmarked building further up north where all the super models hang out. I used to know a guy that did a lot of software development for the Limited (put on the first Victoria's Secret webcast in 1997), and he worked there. It drove his wife nuts when she came in to see him, as there were all these half - naked supermodels roaming around.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 16, 2021 11:43 PM (tjZg/)

531 How far south are we talking here? Allman Bros? Zaydeco? Conjunto? Salsa? Bachata? Cumbia? Bossa-Nova? Milonga?


Posted by: Kindltot


Penguin throat warblers.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 16, 2021 11:43 PM (qzQoE)

532
How far south are we talking here? Allman Bros? Zaydeco? Conjunto? Salsa? Bachata? Cumbia? Bossa-Nova? Milonga?
Posted by: Kindltot


Antarctic Boogie

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2021 11:43 PM (63Dwl)

533 Zaydeco? Conjunto? Salsa? Bachata? Cumbia? Bossa-Nova? Milonga?

Gesundheit!

Posted by: Dr. Feelgood at June 16, 2021 11:44 PM (2e2Bd)

534 ..Saw a funneh tee back in the day. DAMM. Drunks Against Mad Mothers. Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 16, 2021 11:41 PM (G++tl)

Reverse side of that shirt said: "Don't drink and drive! You might hit a bump and spill your drink!"


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 16, 2021 11:44 PM (QzJWU)

535 Rat!

LOL!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 11:46 PM (U2p+3)

536 Ummm guys and gals here please forgive me for my music taste but in my defense living and being raised in the deep South I only had about 4 stations to listion to
Posted by: Supernatural chick in LaLousiana

First Rule, or is that the Third Rule (?) of AoS is never apologize for any of your opinions if they differ from someone else's opinions.
They're just opinions, after all.

It's a sign of weakness. Well, that's my opinion.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 16, 2021 11:46 PM (tjZg/)

537 ..I hope they choke on it.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 16, 2021 11:43 PM (Fc5rx)


ISWYDT

*golf clap*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 16, 2021 11:46 PM (QzJWU)

538 It drove his wife nuts when she came in to see him, as there were all these half - naked supermodels roaming around.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 16, 2021 11:43 PM (tjZg/)is


Kinda like the lucky bastard who carries around all of kbdabear's camera gear.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 11:47 PM (axyOa)

539 Now that I've seen that stupid Aspiration Debit card ad, I want to apply for several gas credit cards.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 11:47 PM (L2ZTs)

540 {{{NURSE!!!}}} Missed ya at the mini...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 16, 2021 11:47 PM (qzQoE)

541
It's a sign of weakness. Well, that's my opinion.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 16, 2021 11:46 PM (tjZg/)

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That's a stupid opinion.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 16, 2021 11:47 PM (fLVm1)

542 Wasn't Wexner Jeffrey Epstein's first big hedge fund client?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 16, 2021 11:48 PM (fLVm1)

543
Somebody has to walk point.I
~~~
Lol, that would be me, even tho I am naturally a very reserved person, it it needs to be done, I'll do it.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 11:48 PM (IDhUW)

544 > Interestingly enough, vintage trash piles are "protected" under US Antiquities law in federal parks and the like.

There's a stone quay in Italy covered with Viking runes... stuff along the lines of "Ragnar has the biggest cock" and "These stupid Italians get pissed when we carve on this. Fuck 'em."

The Viking runes are, of course, themselves now antiquities.

> Mothers Against Drunk Driving

There was a popular bumper sticker here for a while --- DAMM (Drunks Against Mad Mothers) done in the same style (fonts, etc.) as their own. It always gave me a laugh, but I never got one. I figured that was just asking to get pulled over.

Good night, Horde.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2021 11:49 PM (XGAZE)

545 Coming soon: vegan tranny debit cards

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 11:49 PM (L2ZTs)

546 Rat!

You finished too early.
Dude.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 11:50 PM (U2p+3)

547 534 ..Saw a funneh tee back in the day. DAMM. Drunks Against Mad Mothers. Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 16, 2021 11:41 PM (G++tl)

Reverse side of that shirt said: "Don't drink and drive! You might hit a bump and spill your drink!"
~~~
That is a great tshirt!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 11:50 PM (IDhUW)

548 G'night y'all. Thanks for cheering me up.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 16, 2021 11:50 PM (Fc5rx)

549 The Vikings runed it for everyone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 16, 2021 11:50 PM (fLVm1)

550 AOP, do you accept summer interns?

Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at June 16, 2021 11:51 PM (HuH1F)

551 I don't think I ever saw the DAMM shirt here, but the bumper sticker was pretty popular for a while.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2021 11:51 PM (XGAZE)

552 True story:
St. Louis to solve murder problem by helping with funeral expenses.

Posted by: klaftern at June 16, 2021 11:51 PM (r4sI4)

553 Rat!

You finished too early.
Dude.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 11:50 PM (U2p+3)


Damn Nurse. Nobody wants to hear that!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 11:52 PM (axyOa)

554
It's a sign of weakness. Well, that's my opinion.
~~~
At least you didn't apologize for it.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 11:52 PM (IDhUW)

555 Jim you where lucky being from the Cenla area of Louisiana I only had top 40 and top 40 plus country stations

Posted by: Supernatural chick in LaLousiana at June 16, 2021 11:52 PM (B54T4)

556 klaftern, maybe they should just pre-emptively bury the entire city.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 11:53 PM (L2ZTs)

557 Are Hunters paintings off limits to cyber attacks?

Posted by: Ripley at June 16, 2021 11:53 PM (PTDkx)

558 True story:
St. Louis to solve murder problem by helping with funeral expenses.
Posted by: klaftern at June 16, 2021 11:51 PM (r4sI4)

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If you turn in your gun will they supply flowers?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 16, 2021 11:53 PM (fLVm1)

559 Not caught up on the thread. Hope I didn't miss any rally good insults

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 16, 2021 11:54 PM (Jzz++)

560 2WOtE

raykon in da house

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 11:54 PM (6wxlI)

561 AOP, do you accept summer interns?
Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at June 16, 2021 11:51 PM (HuH1F)

Only if they cannot see their toes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 11:55 PM (6wxlI)

562 Good night Muldoon.

The night birds are starting to sing here now.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 11:55 PM (IDhUW)

563 raykon in da house
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 11:54 PM (6wxlI)

---------

What a tedious bore he is.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 16, 2021 11:55 PM (fLVm1)

564 We can probably look forward to "direct action" against gasoline stations and gas fired electrical generating stations and the rest of it extrapolating from current events. They are determined to set us back 150 years or so.

Pol Pot in Cambodia had a similar vision. I think that might be one of the models they are using. He had some ruse they used to get everyone out of the cities, free health care cards or some damn thing like that, and shot them all. If you wore glasses - dead. Any mechanical knowledge, how to fix things - dead. Intellectuals too. Dead. Wanted a completely agrarian society supposedly. I've been to the "killing fields" proper, there is a huge glass case full of skulls, among other things. The ground is grayish with bone dust, and still has an odor.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 16, 2021 11:55 PM (hYB//)

565 558 klaftern, maybe they should just pre-emptively bury the entire city.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 11:53
~~~
Excellent qdp, bury them with their stupidity.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 11:57 PM (IDhUW)

566 You finished too early.

Dude.

Posted by: nurse ratched

Heh, had I missed lil sis's anniversary...a shallow grave was in my future. She married my best friend. Told him I didn't know what kind of card for him. Congratulations on 50 yrs of marriage or "In Deepest Sympathy".

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 16, 2021 11:57 PM (qzQoE)

567 he Vikings runed it for everyone.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June
iSWYDT

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 11:58 PM (IDhUW)

568 The Vikings runed it for everyone.
Posted by: Cicero

Todd.

Todd the Viking.

Posted by: Miklossen at June 16, 2021 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)

569 Posted by: Liar at June 16, 2021 11:58 PM (2WOtE)

You'd be a liar if you said you weren't.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 11:59 PM (6wxlI)

570 "A man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished."

Posted by: Common Tater at June 17, 2021 12:00 AM (hYB//)

571 Ya see... the problem is not what everybody thinks it is. We need to nationalize the funeral industry, make it a branch of the military, like a Coast Guard for funerals.

Posted by: klaftern at June 17, 2021 12:00 AM (r4sI4)

572 567 We can probably look forward to "direct action" against gasoline stations and gas fired electrical generating stations and the rest of it extrapolating from current events. They are determined to set us back 150 years
~~~
If you think this you probably don't rule out the run on banks that was discussed earlier. Do you really think we are this far along?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 17, 2021 12:01 AM (IDhUW)

573 Pol Pot in Cambodia had a similar vision. I think
that might be one of the models they are using. He had some ruse they
used to get everyone out of the cities, free health care cards or some
damn thing like that, and shot them all. If you wore glasses - dead. Any
mechanical knowledge, how to fix things - dead. Intellectuals too.
Dead. Wanted a completely agrarian society supposedly. I've been to the
"killing fields" proper, there is a huge glass case full of skulls,
among other things. The ground is grayish with bone dust, and still has
an odor.

Posted by: Common Tater


Gee, wonder who will come out the other side better. antifa or the type that haunt these environs.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 17, 2021 12:01 AM (qzQoE)

574 ..Jim you where lucky being from the Cenla area of Louisiana I only had top 40 and top 40 plus country stations. Posted by: Supernatural chick in LaLousiana at June 16, 2021 11:52 PM (B54T4)

Yeah, but being there, you likely had Wolfman Jack, which sadly, I didn't get till I moved to Texas in the mid '70s. And Top 40 in those stations, well, you had the same damn dreck piped over the air that we had in San Diego. Which was still a backwater of L.A. at the time.

Let's not trade Growing Up Poor stories. Neither of us needs that kind of bring-down. Life is great now under Build Back Better. My toothpick ration has been increased to 5 picks a week, from 10!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 17, 2021 12:03 AM (QzJWU)

575 Miklos!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 17, 2021 12:03 AM (IDhUW)

576 Only if they cannot see their toes.

So huge boobs or bellies. What to choose?

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 17, 2021 12:05 AM (Jzz++)

577 My grandkids school system is having a mask free graduation, IF you've been vaccinated. I haven't been and am not going to be, both of us have recovered from Covid a year ago. My wife did get jabbed, though.

So I get the honor of being discriminated against, looks as if this will be SOP in Upstate.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 17, 2021 12:06 AM (KATBx)

578 Let's not trade Growing Up Poor stories. Neither of us needs that kind of bring-down. Life is great now under Build Back Better. My toothpick ration has been increased to 5 picks a week, from 10!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 17, 2021 12:03 AM (QzJWU)

But with all the free meth from the Hunter Biden "Powder to the People" program, you have fewer teeth, so need fewer picks!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2021 12:06 AM (6wxlI)

579 So huge boobs or bellies. What to choose?
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 17, 2021 12:05 AM (Jzz++)

I can't help you with that one...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2021 12:07 AM (6wxlI)

580 I know people who won't transport empty, crushed beer cans in garbage bags to the recycling place unless it is in the trunk/truck bed because some cops can be pricks here.
Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 11:03

I got stopped once for expired tags/licenses plates. The cop wanted to bust me for DUI as I was taking all the old cans to recycle, a few of which were beer. You have a point. I got off tho.

Posted by: Farmer at June 17, 2021 12:07 AM (55Qr6)

581 Yeah, the Barney Miller theme song rocks.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 17, 2021 12:07 AM (ufFY8)

582 American Kestrel. Haven't chatted in a while. Nice to see your words of wisdom.

I'm thinking of how to phrase marketing slogans for V Secret goes BigTime!

Extra credit for rhyming pulchritudinous.

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 17, 2021 12:08 AM (Jzz++)

583 Dead Horse

Thank you

Good night

Peace

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 17, 2021 12:09 AM (IDhUW)

584 ..But with all the free meth from the Hunter Biden "Powder to the People" program, you have fewer teeth, so need fewer picks! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2021 12:06 AM (6wxlI)

From my Badge carryin' days, I can still spot a tweaker on the street from a good quarter mile. For some reason, they all seem to acquire that twitchy, bent-elbow, scarecrow gait as they lurch and jerk their way down the sidewalk. Once you know how to see it, you cannot then unsee it.

Some heroin junkies do find their cure. I've yet to come across a "cured" tweaker, except at the morgue.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 17, 2021 12:10 AM (QzJWU)

585 Extra credit for rhyming pulchritudinous.
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 17, 2021 12:08 AM (Jzz++)

There's a whole lot of Rosie,

In our hosiery?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2021 12:10 AM (6wxlI)

586 I can't help you with that one...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2021 12:07 AM (6wxlI)

AOP, even with my limited IQ I can reach the better answer.

And it isn't Both!

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 17, 2021 12:10 AM (Jzz++)

587 Bananas

Hahaha

Autocucumber

Dear Horde!!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 17, 2021 12:10 AM (IDhUW)

588 I got stopped once for expired tags/licenses plates. The cop wanted to bust me for DUI as I was taking all the old cans to recycle, a few of which were beer. You have a point. I got off tho.
Posted by: Farmer at June 17, 2021 12:07 AM (55Qr6)

The legal key is you need to put the cans either in your trunk or in the bed of your truck.

In most states, open container laws do not apply to those locations.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021 12:10 AM (oHd/0)

589 Still laughing at the &%%$$#%&*$%& succumbed

Peace

OMGoodness , it did it again!!!!

Autocucumber!!!!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 17, 2021 12:13 AM (IDhUW)

590 AK, I don't know what to think sometimes. My crystal ball gets cloudy sometimes. Or maybe I just don't want to look, eh?

These things come in waves, and sometimes they are a little early, and not ready for prime time. Those with long memories may remember a short lived "UniSex" fashion craze in the early 1970s. The idea was all the rage in the college academic set. There would be no "boy" or "girl" fashions, everything would be "UniSex". It didn't sell then.

What I'm getting at, is termites never quit. They are making a big stink about getting fuel pipelines shutdown. Rumblings about outlawing cars by such and such a year. Like someone said today, they might be lying about the "why" but they aren't lying about the "what". Prepare accordingly. I could smell it when it looked like Canklez was inevitable. They are crazy, they want "revenge" for a litany of offenses in this country, things that nobody in this country are guilty of, things that never actually happened, but they are extremely dangerous and control many levers of power.

It happens in every country the same way. Demonization of a particular ethnic group or political party, increasing demagoguery.Soun familiar?

Posted by: Common Tater at June 17, 2021 12:13 AM (hYB//)

591 Tho she was a bit pulchritudinous her sister was more lugubrious?

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 17, 2021 12:13 AM (Jzz++)

592 Demonization of a particular ethnic group or political party, increasing demagoguery.Soun familiar
~~~
Yes, sadly. God have mercy.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 17, 2021 12:15 AM (IDhUW)

593

"If you think Milana Vayntrub is pulchritudinous, you might be rectitudinous..."

Posted by: Zettai at June 17, 2021 12:16 AM (wlya7)

594 Goodnight all, thanks for the chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2021 12:16 AM (L2ZTs)

595 Horde members who are still around could I please ask for your prayers. I am going through a hard time right now. I am feel very alone and forgotten here where I live. It's left me Struggling and depressed.. I have very few people I can talk to.

Posted by: Supernatural chick in LaLousiana at June 17, 2021 12:16 AM (B54T4)

596 Super Chick in LA Land.

You got it. Keep his faith and you shall endure.

Best wishes

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 17, 2021 12:18 AM (Jzz++)

597 Good night morons.

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 17, 2021 12:19 AM (Jzz++)

598 There once was a lingerie model,

Whose gait on the runway was "waddle",

Her assets were ample,

But she gave no free sample,

Though, as a model, she ought'll.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2021 12:19 AM (6wxlI)

599

Everyone's run off to look up 'rectitudinous' in the dictionary, I suppose...

Posted by: Zettai at June 17, 2021 12:19 AM (wlya7)

600 Prayers up supernatural luv ~ God be with you. Cling to God, the rest is immaterial.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 17, 2021 12:19 AM (IDhUW)

601 Hell, I don't understand half the shit that goes on here.
I just know I haven't been kicked out yet
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 16, 2021 11:07

DING, DING.
I'm thinking we got a thread winner right here. Collect your winnings at the counter. Along w/ a platinum membership card.

Posted by: Farmer at June 17, 2021 12:20 AM (55Qr6)

602 Good night qdp

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 17, 2021 12:20 AM (IDhUW)

603 LaLouisiana.

Prayers up for you, ma'am.

You've a whole passel of folk you can talk to here, you know. Look for the nicnames in red letters. Lot of those are connected to email addresses. Pick you one or two that maybe resonate, and step out in faith. Write to 'em, there.

For a rowdy crowd of no few atheists, agnostics and fallen awayers, this is one of the prayin-est bunch of down low Hordian scoundrels you're likely ever to meet. And I'll take THEIR prayers over all the pious pieties of pampered perfumed pompous preachers to be found on your TV or megachurch, anywhere.

And the congregation said, AMEN!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 17, 2021 12:21 AM (QzJWU)

604 Horde members who are still around could I please ask for your prayers. I am going through a hard time right now. I am feel very alone and forgotten here where I live. It's left me Struggling and depressed.. I have very few people I can talk to.
Posted by: Supernatural chick in LaLousiana at June 17, 2021 12:16 AM (B54T4)

Hang in there, Honey. We are all having to deal with shitty circumstances right now. You are not alone.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2021 12:21 AM (6wxlI)

605 good evening, Supernatural. We keep it rolling her on the HQ. Welcome.

I am going to bed now, but we all hope to hear from you again tomorrow. I don't comment too much, but I read every post and most comments. this place is addictive.

Posted by: sassy at June 17, 2021 12:21 AM (tUGnI)

606 I've yet to come across a "cured" tweaker, except at the morgue.

I think you must be correct. A couple high school buddies got into that shit. One, I've no idea what happened to him. Might be dead, not sure. The other, both him and his wife we're into it. I got tired of hearing him "Oh, we don't do that anymore." for about the 5th time. The last time I heard that I just laughed and never bothered talking to him again. Not worth the risk, it isn't that I don't care, but I can't help them, and they can only hurt me, so forget it. Stupid f?kers.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 17, 2021 12:21 AM (hYB//)

607
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2021 12
~~~
Well done ALL lol

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 17, 2021 12:22 AM (IDhUW)

608 ..Though, as a model, she ought'll. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2021 12:19 AM (6wxlI)


That, sir, was downright Muldoonian. Well DONE!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 17, 2021 12:23 AM (QzJWU)

609 Not an electrician, so first rub some dirt on it with a hot iron... but I think connecting x1 to x3 and x2 to x4 gives you 120 volts. You would get your 120 output from the x1 and x4. but I don't think there is a ground then, so "clear!".

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2021 12:23 AM (r+sAi)

610 Keep the Hs away from the Xs. And isolate your leads.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 17, 2021 12:26 AM (2k5ha)

611 Posted by: Supernatural chick in LaLousiana at June 17, 2021 12:16 AM (B54T4)

This too, shall pass. Life often sucks, not because of anything YOU did, but because God granted the other bastards free will as well. You can make every dang correct choice, and still your life can be impacted by others poor decisions.

So grab the good memories you can.... those perfect moments that make the sucky parts a little less... sucky.

That perfect first kiss.... that great sunrise or sunset. The laugh of a child...

or ... in my case... the dirty looks you get at Disneyland as you are a BAD influence to other peoples kids! /smile.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021 12:27 AM (oHd/0)

612
Everyone's run off to look up 'rectitudinous' in the dictionary, I suppose..
~~~
Well, of course, you think that's in everyone's vocabulary?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 17, 2021 12:27 AM (IDhUW)

613 I am feel very alone and forgotten here where I live. It's left me Struggling and depressed.. I have very few people I can talk to.
----

Not a good place to be. There aren't a whole lot of people worth talkin' to these days, truth be told, is part of the problem. Those of us with politically brain damaged relations can empathize. I don't know what the answer is in the short term.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 17, 2021 12:27 AM (hYB//)

614

I'm drinking beer tonight! I've not had beer in over a month now -- which, I think, is a something of a record for me... Not that I've forsworn alcohol -- not in the least! I've been sustaining myself with other spirits, mostly vodka... Anyway...

Beer now tastes just like I remember it tasting as a child, that is, terrible!

I'm sure I'll regain my thirst for beer, eventually, soon...

Posted by: Zettai at June 17, 2021 12:28 AM (wlya7)

615 Not an electrician, so first rub some dirt on it with a hot iron... but I think connecting x1 to x3 and x2 to x4 gives you 120 volts. You would get your 120 output from the x1 and x4. but I don't think there is a ground then, so "clear!".
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2021 12:23 AM (r+sAi)

Transformer has two identical primaries, and two identical secondaries. Wire the primaries in series for 240 volt lines, and in parallel for 120 volt lines. Wire the secondaries in parallel for 12 volt output, and in series for 24 volt output.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2021 12:29 AM (6wxlI)

616 YOU did, but because God granted the other bastards free will as well. You can make every dang correct choice, and still your life can be impacted by others poor decisions.
~~~
The Horde knows

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 17, 2021 12:29 AM (IDhUW)

617 Breaking news 14 republiKKKans vote for slavery!

Posted by: raimondo at June 17, 2021 12:29 AM (QOeX3)

618 The Horde knows
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 17, 2021 12:29 AM (IDhUW)

LOL... yeah... lets just say there are reasons I've got divorced, and have not remarried in the last 27 years.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021 12:31 AM (oHd/0)

619
For a rowdy crowd of no few atheists, agnostics and fallen awayers, this is one of the prayin-est bunch of down low Hordian scoundrels you're likely ever to meet. And I'll take THEIR prayers over all the pious pieties of pampered perfumed pompous preachers to be found on your TV or megachurch, anywhere.

And the congregation said, AMEN!
~~~
Amen

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 17, 2021 12:31 AM (IDhUW)

620 Braking gnus stop wildebeests, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2021 12:31 AM (6wxlI)

621 Although a great musician, I've also read Rafferty was a raging Irish drunk as well as somewhat anti-social. He actually intentionally drank himself to death in 2011.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2021 11:23

Really, that's sad. I may drink too much, well on occasion, but I'd rather live, heck that's I take all these vitamins.

Posted by: Farmer at June 17, 2021 12:32 AM (55Qr6)

622 Jim, some do get off meth, it used to be the theory that it took about six months of drying out and a reason to get back to life.

A lot of the programs didn't last that long and the tweekrs often had nothing in life better than meth, so they went back.
I don't know if that six month figure is still what is figured, it has been many moons since I got that info.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2021 12:32 AM (ySM85)

623 ..Transformer has two identical primaries, and two identical secondaries. Wire the primaries in series for 240 volt lines, and in parallel for 120 volt lines. Wire the secondaries in parallel for 12 volt output, and in series for 24 volt output. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2021 12:29 AM (6wxlI)

Give me this tool and a prisoner in a concrete basement cell, and I can get a confession from anyone. ANY one. ANYONE!

Muahahahaha!

*mad scientist or rogue FBI agent holding 1/6 prisoners in isolation? you decide*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 17, 2021 12:32 AM (QzJWU)

624 Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 17, 2021 12:31 AM (IDhUW)

I really believe that God listens most, to those who pray the least.

Why? They really mean it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021 12:33 AM (oHd/0)

625 super in LA, I will pray for you.
Don't despair, please.
I decided this past year it is the most deadly of the sins, because if you have no hope left, what difference do the others make?
I came close a few times, but got mad and pulled back before I gave up.
Prayers your way, and I will keep them coming

Posted by: barbarausa at June 17, 2021 12:33 AM (W7IZQ)

626 Give me this tool and a prisoner in a concrete basement cell, and I can get a confession from anyone. ANY one. ANYONE!

Muahahahaha!

*mad scientist or rogue FBI agent holding 1/6 prisoners in isolation? you decide*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 17, 2021 12:32 AM (QzJWU)

Uh, retired US Navy Electronics Tech, who used to check current by sticking his fingers on live wires.

Once took 60K volts from the Main Bang of a Million Watt Radar. Knocked me out... but really... I'm ok... I'm... Ok.. I'm... what the hell was I talking about?????

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021 12:35 AM (oHd/0)

627 One thing I would recommend, is don't try to "self medicate" with booze or drugs, prescription or otherwise. You need to be alert and on your game. In control of all your senses, not dulled. And you need your health, it affects your mind too, and probably vice versa. If you lose your health, nothing else matters.

Turn the TV OFF, and leave it off. All that shit will make you suicidal, and I think it is obviously designed to.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 17, 2021 12:37 AM (hYB//)

628 ..I don't know if that six month figure is still what is figured, it has been many moons since I got that info.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2021 12:32 AM (ySM85)


Meth changes the very EEG patterns in a brain scan. Down to the lizard brain stem itself. I'd be joyous to see one such recovered back to a normal scan, but have yet to see such, yet. Those who have "recovered", do so through much counseling and self-discipline. But I've yet to know of a scan restored back to normal, at least that I'm aware of.

Not judging. My last brain scan came back negative, so, D'oh!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 17, 2021 12:38 AM (QzJWU)

629 Give me this tool and a prisoner in a concrete basement cell,
Wait, you read that and thought "nipple clamps"?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2021 12:39 AM (r+sAi)

630 Jim and others who responded to me Thank you .I truly appreciate it. It means the so much to me. And Jim if you don't mind it would it be ok with you if t email you. I promise you I am not a troll trying to mess with you. I can if you need me to prove my long standing time reading here. Also I will provide my email first if you need me to.

Posted by: Supernatural chick in LaLousiana at June 17, 2021 12:40 AM (B54T4)

631 ..Once took 60K volts from the Main Bang of a Million Watt Radar. Knocked me out... but really... I'm ok... I'm... Ok.. I'm... what the hell was I talking about?????
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021 12:35 AM (oHd/0)


In a previous life you were Juliet13? No? Well, nevermind. /emilylutella


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 17, 2021 12:40 AM (QzJWU)

632 I only have an Adverb Lexicon, so I had to look up "Rectitudinously" and work my way back. Got lost.

Posted by: klaftern at June 17, 2021 12:40 AM (r4sI4)

633 Posted by: Jim at June 17, 2021 12:38 AM (QzJWU)

Interesting question I don't know the answer to,...

What is the brain scan difference between a Psychotic, and a Sigma Male?

Both have common traits.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021 12:41 AM (oHd/0)

634 Laughter is God's blessing. Joseph Prince

--------

Like whiskey, it's a powerful anodyne. Embrace the healing power of "and."

Related: the word "pie" is a medieval Latin/English doggerel corruption that doesn't exist anywhere but English. It's a weird word for a big, round, stuffed pastry.

And pi creates the basis for all round things.

So:
Maybe pie is G-d's Circle.

Posted by: Not So Deep Thoughts at June 17, 2021 12:41 AM (pfqSb)

635 Send your mail, Ms. Louisiana. But certain, it'll be late afternoon tomorrow before I reply. Slumber awaits, and I gotta work the day through. But I shall reply, and that's a fact.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 17, 2021 12:42 AM (QzJWU)

636 Posted by: Jim at June 17, 2021 12:40 AM (QzJWU)

Juliet 13? nah.. not suicidal like she was.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021 12:42 AM (oHd/0)

637 LOL... yeah... lets just say there are reasons I've got divorced, and have not remarried in the last 27 years.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021
~~~
It took me quite some time to understand the freewill of others.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 17, 2021 12:43 AM (IDhUW)

638 I don't know EEGs from nothing, but some do get out of addiction and seem to stay out.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2021 12:44 AM (ySM85)

639 ..Wait, you read that and thought "nipple clamps"?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2021 12:39 AM (r+sAi)


Amateur. Piker.

Needle probe up the urethra, another up the anus.
Or, how bout same probes across opposite eyeballs?

I can make it worse from there, too. Anyone who has studied physiology can, it's no secret. Trick is, NOT doing such to every leftard MF'er who pisses you off, that day, right?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 17, 2021 12:47 AM (QzJWU)

640 zzzzz, horde

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 17, 2021 12:48 AM (QzJWU)

641 Well, I am out for the night. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2021 12:49 AM (6wxlI)

642 It took me quite some time to understand the freewill of others.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 17, 2021 12:43 AM (IDhUW)

A couple lessons I've learned the hard way.

No one else can make you happy... you have to do that for yourself... BUT... others can make you miserable.

2? Life sucks. Its going to suck. Grab the good moments when you can to get you though the suck.

3? We are all going to die. But the important thing is NOT how we die, but how we live. I made the decision... shit... 40 some years ago, that I would NOT Die for my country... but I would KILL for it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021 12:50 AM (oHd/0)

643 Horde members who are still around could I please ask for your prayers. I am going through a hard time right now. I am feel very alone and forgotten here where I live. It's left me Struggling and depressed.. I have very few people I can talk to.
Posted by: Supernatural chick in LaLousiana at June 17, 2021 12:16

You know you always have people who will listen here. prayer up from here.

T

Posted by: Farmer at June 17, 2021 12:50 AM (55Qr6)

644 Jim thanks and no worries about tomorrow I am night owl myself so it will most likely be tomorrow night before I send my email.

Posted by: Supernatural chick in LaLousiana at June 17, 2021 12:50 AM (B54T4)

645 I admit I might think about nipples more, but I'm not sticking anything up somebody's anus. Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a proctologist.*
*ps - i'm not a doctor

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2021 12:52 AM (r+sAi)

646 645 I admit I might think about nipples more, but I'm not sticking anything up somebody's anus. Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a proctologist.*
*ps - i'm not a doctor
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2021 12:52 AM (r+sAi)

Why did I read that with a Dr. McCoy voice?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021 12:54 AM (oHd/0)

647 Why did I read that with a Dr. McCoy voice? <<<<<<
If his name wasn't Jim it wouldn't have worked.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2021 12:55 AM (r+sAi)

648 TY Romeo

Goodnight all

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 17, 2021 12:56 AM (IDhUW)

649 Horde members I truly love and Thank you for all ur support tonight. It means so much to me. Prayers and God be with you. I am going to say good night. I still have some stuff to do here to get ready for Dad's day Sunday.

Posted by: Supernatural chick in LaLousiana at June 17, 2021 12:57 AM (B54T4)

650 AOP, I take that as no interns then...

Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at June 17, 2021 12:58 AM (HuH1F)

651 Goodnite, good people.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 17, 2021 12:59 AM (KATBx)

652 or ... in my case... the dirty looks you get at Disneyland as you are a BAD influence to other peoples kids! /smile.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021 12:27

You are just a sick MFer, you make me laugh.

BTW, I truly appreciate your take on politics. You have it figured out. Be well Romeo.

Posted by: Farmer at June 17, 2021 01:01 AM (55Qr6)

653 Supernatural chick in LaLousiana --

So glad you delurked! The ONT is a great place to take that step. And prayers up for you.

I also offer this song from the Christian band Third Day. It's called "Tunnel"
https://youtu.be/S7V5t9ECZXo

Posted by: Doof at June 17, 2021 01:01 AM (mZUr4)

654 Night all... Niece is flying in tomorrow to see Mom... soooo... gotta at least appear to be coherent!!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021 01:08 AM (oHd/0)

655 pampered perfumed pompous preachers

But where they pulchritudinous?

Or simply paradoxically pampered perfumed pompous preachers?

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 17, 2021 01:09 AM (Jzz++)

656 Docs told MrsH you have to keep ahead of the pain.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at June 16, 2021 10:35

That is one of the most astute observations ever said. Don't let the pain get ahead of you, your doctors on any major surgery should be on top of that. It's simply something they finally figured out in pain management.

Posted by: Farmer at June 17, 2021 01:20 AM (55Qr6)

657 Night all... Niece is flying in tomorrow to see Mom... soooo... gotta at least appear to be coherent!!!!
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021 01:08

Best of luck Romeo. Tell your Mom there are a lot of friends of yours rooting for her. Give her a kiss for me, my Mom has been gone for a few yrs.

Posted by: Farmer at June 17, 2021 01:38 AM (55Qr6)

658 Posted by: Supernatural chick in LaLousiana at June 17, 2021 12:16 AM (B54T4)

Prayers for you that your problems will pass and that you will have God's joy and his peace that surpasses all understanding.

I am michael.the.texan

(AT)moronhorde

(DOT)com

Posted by: Michael the Texan at June 17, 2021 01:41 AM (QQ6wR)

659 "I am going through a hard time right now. It's left me Struggling and depressed.. I have very few people I can talk to."

I have chronic depression, so I can relate somewhat. You need to remember that this will pass, and brighter days are in your future. I know that sounds easy to say, like some silly affirmation, but it's true.

You're not alone. Don't be afraid to ask for help. I would be happy talk if you want to email me, even if it's just vent. fenrisulven6 at gmail.com


Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 17, 2021 01:53 AM (83lwH)

660
Okay, I should have been reading earlier. Dual voltage transformers. This is standard. Two windings on primary and secondary. Primary side is dubbed "h" and secondard side is dubbed "X".

This gives you dual voltage capabilities on each side. Take the standard 120/240::12/24V transformer. H1 and H2 are one primary winding. H3 and H4 are the other. X1 and X2 and X3 and X4 are the two secondary pairs. Phase is important, of course. Odd numbers must match.

For 120V input, you parallel the two primaries. H1 and H3 and H2 and H4 to input line. For 240V input, you series. Connect H2 and H3, and line goes to H1 and H4.

For 12V output, X1 and X3, and X2 and X4 are are paralleled. For 24V output, X2 and X3 are connected, and output is between X1 and X4.

In the latter, the X2 and X3 junction is a center tap, and you have 12/24 three wire if desired.

Note KVA rating depends on both coils. Each coil is only 1/2 the KVA rating.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 17, 2021 02:04 AM (Mzdiz)

661 Well folks, I miss the meat of the ONT again. I'm taking my god-kitteh Maceo (aka, the dogbear) to the vet tomorrow for a cancer check and labs. My exgf adopted Maceo, a rescue, from the SFSPCA about a year ago. He is such a cool cat and is thriving thanks to the love he gets and gives.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 17, 2021 02:06 AM (KAi1n)

662 Supernatural chick in LA, prayers up for you, the Horde never lets you down. So many of my requests for prayers have been answered here. I don't have the faintest idea of how to link my nic to an e-mail address, nor do I care to learn, I am stubborn that way, anyhow, I too have an e-mail address at moronhorde.com, but I'll have to look it up, anyway, please don't despair, there are many of us like you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 17, 2021 02:07 AM (a4EWo)

663 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 17, 2021 02:07 AM (QFVV9)

664 Good morning, Puddleglum, Thursday morning.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 17, 2021 02:10 AM (a4EWo)

665 Needle probe up the urethra, another up the anus.
Or, how bout same probes across opposite eyeballs?

I can make it worse from there, too. Anyone who has studied physiology can, it's no secret. Trick is, NOT doing such to every leftard MF'er who pisses you off, that day, right?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

A variety of clamps, probes, and varactors and a plugboard.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 17, 2021 02:11 AM (qyH+l)

666
Ok, 666 is just sitting here. In other news, from 5 or so days ago: "Reporter who broke story on Clinton-Lynch tarmac meeting found dead"

https://www.yahoo.com/news/ reporter-broke-story-clinton-lynch-040500274.html

Posted by: Arbalest at June 17, 2021 02:29 AM (FlRtG)

667 The blog needs CPR.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 17, 2021 02:30 AM (a4EWo)

668 Would love to see Mauler or the Critical Drinker review Biden's press conference.

Biden's cue cards are is pushing the fake narrative that the Jan 6th protestors "broke through a cordon and killed a police officer"... I though the report was that police let them in and that the police office died later for unrelated reasons?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 17, 2021 02:38 AM (83lwH)

669 OK, since no one here is an EMT I am headed to bed, Skip, have a good breakfast and MyLifeisInsanity, I am always thinking of you, have a good day.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 17, 2021 02:38 AM (a4EWo)

670 I'm around, just getting ready for work.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 17, 2021 02:41 AM (QFVV9)

671 Having a hard time waking up.


Mornin', all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 17, 2021 02:52 AM (k/rH4)

672 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 17, 2021 02:04

WFT are we taking about? I'm sleepy here.

Posted by: Farmer at June 17, 2021 02:54 AM (55Qr6)

673 I have to get moving too

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2021 03:02 AM (Cxk7w)

674 Was a gorgeous day yesterday. Warm but not humid.

Was able to fit in a bike ride. 13 miles!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 17, 2021 03:08 AM (k/rH4)

675 I should have gone for a ride, yesterday and today again high 70s, sunny and no humidity. Getting a bit hotter and humid tomorrow.

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2021 03:15 AM (Cxk7w)

676 Won't get one in today. Been shooting for at least 2 days a week. It really does help with my mental state!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 17, 2021 03:21 AM (k/rH4)

677 Been reading book too much!

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2021 03:35 AM (Cxk7w)

678 I used to be an avid reader. My attention span has been really poor.

I have trouble keeping focus on what I'm reading. It started during cancer treatment. It got better but it's not like it was.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 17, 2021 03:40 AM (k/rH4)

679 https://directorblue.blogspot.com/top 20 tweets from-badblue-tonight
https://tinyurl.com/49m7xap8

Lots of video clips tonight

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2021 03:45 AM (Cxk7w)

680 I would do the tiered pizza for a wedfing cake if i was to do it all again!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 17, 2021 03:47 AM (k/rH4)

681 Time to head out.

Find that thing that brings you some joy, and make it a good day, all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 17, 2021 03:58 AM (k/rH4)

682 Pixypost up

Posted by: a dude in MI at June 17, 2021 04:17 AM (+I6Y/)

683 https://tinyurl.com/49m7xap8

Thanks Skip watched the whole thing

Candace Owens suggested the reason for fomenting criminal violence in the streets was so the junta could federalize local policing. This makes sense. It's exactly what the Nazis did.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2021 04:17 AM (EZebt)

684 https://www.americanthinker.com/joe biden lands putin a target list

He is a fkin idiot run by idiots

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2021 04:17 AM (Cxk7w)

685 I see some pretty epic cut and paste fails here.



Or drunk morons.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 09:15 PM (U2p+3)

"I'm not drunk. I'm just drinking" Mark May Band

Posted by: Paladin at June 17, 2021 05:43 AM (T2s8z)

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