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Monday Overnight Open Thread (6/14/21)
Quote I Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same. Ronald Reagan
Quote II Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same. Ronald Reagan
Quote III Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. Ronald Reagan
On this day:14 Jun 1995
Irish guitarist Rory Gallagher died after a chest infection set in following a liver transplant. Had been a member of Taste before going solo, sold over 30m albums worldwide. Voted Melody Maker's Top Musician of the Year in 1972, auditioned for The Rolling Stones following the departure of Mick Taylor. Gallagher made his final performance on 10 January 1995 in the Netherlands. via thisdayinmusic.com
Born on this day: 14 Jun 1931
American soul singer and multi-instrumentalist Junior Walker. He had the 1966 US & UK Top 20 single 'How Sweet It Is', and the 1969 US No.4 single 'What Does It Take, To Win Your Love'. Walker also played sax on Foreigner's 1981 hit ‘Urgent.’ He died of cancer on 23 November 1995 aged 64. via thisdayinmusic.com
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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Disappointment.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 14, 2021 09:00 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: lin-duh at June 14, 2021 09:00 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Zettai at June 14, 2021 09:00 PM (UCQFz)
Posted by: callsign claymore at June 14, 2021 09:00 PM (M1BFL)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 14, 2021 09:00 PM (m9rHc)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at June 14, 2021 09:01 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 14, 2021 09:00 PM (m9rHc)
What, there's content, if only someone had told me!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at June 14, 2021 09:02 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 09:02 PM (TvHck)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 09:02 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nanos gigantum humeris insidentes at June 14, 2021 09:02 PM (TqEer)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at June 14, 2021 09:02 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: callsign claymore at June 14, 2021 09:03 PM (M1BFL)
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at June 14, 2021 09:03 PM (XXwDe)
What, there's content, if only someone had told me!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Only by a minute.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 14, 2021 09:03 PM (m9rHc)
Posted by: Zettai at June 14, 2021 09:03 PM (UCQFz)
My FedEx 'overnight' package is now two days late. The tracking number shows it is 7 miles away. And has been for two days.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 09:03 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at June 14, 2021 09:04 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2021 09:04 PM (8eSmR)
Posted by: wing at June 14, 2021 09:04 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Nova local at June 14, 2021 09:04 PM (b1h2x)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 09:05 PM (U2p+3)
Don't feel bad, I lose my sunglasses sometimes when they're resting on top of my head.
Posted by: JROD at June 14, 2021 09:05 PM (0jZnq)
My FedEx 'overnight' package is now two days late. The tracking number shows it is 7 miles away. And has been for two days.
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My Dad recently mentioned some stuff that he'd overnighted, but that arrived late.
On the other hand, my Mom recently had some stuff she ordered arrive days sooner than expected. So go figure.
Posted by: junior at June 14, 2021 09:05 PM (PTw5h)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nanos gigantum humeris insidentes at June 14, 2021 09:05 PM (TqEer)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 09:05 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 14, 2021 09:05 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at June 14, 2021 09:03 PM (XXwDe)
I don't want to hear any "Arf!" crap from Sandy tonight!
Posted by: Conor at June 14, 2021 09:05 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Zettai at June 14, 2021 09:06 PM (UCQFz)
I lost my glasses and I was looking through them at the time.
My eye doctor is puzzled by me.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at June 14, 2021 09:06 PM (FtJ1S)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 14, 2021 09:06 PM (hVqGz)
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at June 14, 2021 09:06 PM (DpkTQ)
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Disappointment.
On the flipside, I went to Disappointment Falls this past weekend. It was not disappointing. They should call it Appealing Falls.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 09:07 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Killer Rabbit at June 14, 2021 09:07 PM (QFVV9)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 09:07 PM (Bmy3R)
Lucky you!
When I was a child we could only afford to go to Appalling Falls!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at June 14, 2021 09:08 PM (hOUT3)
PS - The Pink Panther song is my 1st literal remembered childhood memory - I think I was 3 when I heard it with the old animated pink panther on a cartoon somehow...loved that damn theme song...
Posted by: Nova local at June 14, 2021 09:08 PM (b1h2x)
I still haven't topped running around looking for my phone when it was in my damn hand. That takes the cake.
Posted by: JROD at June 14, 2021 09:09 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Tonypete
Is it anything good? Maybe the fedex driver is enjoying it for a while before giving it to you.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2021 09:09 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Medical humor for the nurse:
Q: What do you do when a pharmacist comes to your door?
A: Vitamin!
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 09:09 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:09 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sportin' a Bowler and a Slayer T-shirt at June 14, 2021 09:09 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 14, 2021 09:09 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 09:09 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2021 09:09 PM (+lVUW)
Types
*Deletes!*
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at June 14, 2021 09:10 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nanos gigantum humeris insidentes at June 14, 2021 09:10 PM (TqEer)
That was a random bizarre unpredictable event that somehow fit the Carter zeitgeist. You just know there is something similarly random and bizarre that is going to befall the Biden-Harris administration, probably next year.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 14, 2021 09:10 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: nerdygirl
It's an upper receiver for my latest build but he/they shouldn't know that.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 09:10 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Miklos, unreconstructed reaganite at June 14, 2021 09:10 PM (QzkSJ)
I'm sure that's on the way for me.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at June 14, 2021 09:10 PM (FtJ1S)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 14, 2021 09:10 PM (CjFDo)
Make me laugh, please.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 09:05 PM (U2p+3)
$20, same as in town.
Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 09:10 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 09:10 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:10 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 09:09 PM (U2p+3)
It really was...at least from my, ummm, rather dated memories at this point. There's something to put on the summer rewatch list if they are findable...
Posted by: Nova local at June 14, 2021 09:10 PM (b1h2x)
Make me laugh, please.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Hillary Clinton will never be president.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 14, 2021 09:11 PM (41KRL)
Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 09:11 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: JROD at June 14, 2021 09:09 PM (0jZnq)
A few weeks ago I had mine in my wallet pocket (I NEVER put it there). It was on vibrate, but either it's not strong or my ass has no feeling.
I'd go to one end of the house, call it, and say "Now I hear it over here!". Down in the basement, "Now I hear it here!"
This went on for an hour+
I'm not a smart man.
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 09:11 PM (U1eOr)
I don't know how to play either and envy those that can.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 14, 2021 09:11 PM (3H9h1)
I still haven't topped running around looking for my phone when it was in my damn hand. That takes the cake.
Posted by: JROD at June 14, 2021 09:09 PM (0jZnq)
But have you ever been looking all over for it and then suddenly realized you were talking on it?
Posted by: LASue at June 14, 2021 09:11 PM (Ed8Zd)
When I was a child we could only afford to go to Appalling Falls!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at June 14, 2021 09:08 PM (hOUT3)
We had to MAKE our own!
Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 09:12 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 14, 2021 09:12 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: King Arthur at June 14, 2021 09:12 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at June 14, 2021 09:12 PM (FtJ1S)
Posted by: Miklos, asking for a friend at June 14, 2021 09:12 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 09:05 PM (U2p+3)
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Last Message about our dog. Do not bother us any more!
In response to all the recent emails about our dog, please be advised, we are sick and tired of answering questions about him.
Yes, he bit six people wearing Bernie t-shirts, four people wearing Biden T-Shirts, two car drivers with rap music blaring from their vehicles, nine teenagers with pants hanging past their butt cracks, three flag burners, two anthem kneelers and an Iranian taxi driver.
.....FOR THE LAST TIME, THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 14, 2021 09:12 PM (2SdPm)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media
Posted by: kbdabear at June 14, 2021 09:09 PM (qAR6u)
Gotta love gif night.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:13 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: JROD
I call mine with the landline. I wish I could call my car keys.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2021 09:13 PM (+lVUW)
Recently acquired the Peter Sellers Pink Panther collection on DVD. Dude was one of the best. I've seen all of them at least once. But having the collection is Yay Time!
And, oh yes, he would be "cancelled" now. Fucking leftist booshit.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sportin' a Bowler and a Slayer T-shirt at June 14, 2021 09:13 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 09:03 PM (Rvt8
I have a usb cable that's been sitting in a Tennessee sorting hub for a week. "It's on its way just arriving late" the tracking eagerly says. It will keep saying that until they finally admit oops it's gone.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2021 09:13 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 09:13 PM (KnJdm)
*wonders what we've done this time...
Posted by: Zettai at June 14, 2021 09:03 PM (UCQFz)
We could spend all night with the list and miss the 'one" reason while making a good case for all the reasons.
Posted by: Bete at June 14, 2021 09:13 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 09:13 PM (U2p+3)
going to befall the Biden-Harris administration, probably next year.
Well, there was that time that Willie..uh..a snake almost poked my eye poke.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 14, 2021 09:13 PM (DpkTQ)
I'd go to one end of the house, call it, and say "Now I hear it over here!". Down in the basement, "Now I hear it here!"
This went on for an hour+
I'm not a smart man.
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 09:11 PM (U1eOr)
Okay, this made me laugh. I did lose my keys 2 minutes after walking in the neighborhood pool today. After 5 minutes, I realized that when I dumped the pool ID card box and then put it back together (not my finest moment), I put my keys down while I reorganized it. Lifeguard was clueless when he got back to the entrance table on whose keys they were (since I did this at the change), but I literally did the "retrace" steps b/c how do you lose keys in 20 ft of walking in 2 minutes?
At least that's what my kids said b/c they just wanted to swim...Posted by: Nova local at June 14, 2021 09:14 PM (b1h2x)
Posted by: Oddball at June 14, 2021 09:14 PM (HLwmB)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2021 09:14 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 14, 2021 09:09 PM (qAR6u)
Gotta love gif night.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
If No GIFs ONT Nix
Posted by: New York Miklos-Post at June 14, 2021 09:14 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 09:05 PM (U2p+3)
2. A Short History of Medicine
"Doctor, I have an ear ache."
2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2000 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:14 PM (csEWM)
Once upon a time on the med-surg unit, a patient was seen running and screaming down the corridor being chased by a nurse with a pail of boiling water...
A physician yells out, "Nurse, I told you to prick his boil!!"
Posted by: Zettai at June 14, 2021 09:15 PM (UCQFz)
Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 09:12 PM (KnJdm)
Luxury.
You had stuff to make things with!
We only had used dirt from a condemned housing project!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at June 14, 2021 09:15 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: nurse ratched
I loved the Inspector Clouseau movies.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2021 09:15 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 14, 2021 09:15 PM (2XXh9)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 14, 2021 09:15 PM (2XXh9)
"OMG! Donut seeds!"
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:16 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2021 09:16 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 09:12 PM (KnJdm)
Luxury.
You had stuff to make things with!
We only had used dirt from a condemned housing project!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at June 14, 2021 09:15 PM (hOUT3)
Falls, dude. We just fell over. Then we oohed and ahhed at the marvel.
Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 09:16 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
It always comes down to carrots with you people.
Posted by: Miklos with faulty eyesight at June 14, 2021 09:17 PM (QzkSJ)
I won it in a race.
How many people participated in the race?
Three: a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:17 PM (csEWM)
A consequence of this is that almost all of the dogs in the neighborhood are always happy to see me, and our dog.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2021 09:17 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: JROD at June 14, 2021 09:18 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Miklos with faulty eyesight at June 14, 2021 09:17 PM (QzkSJ)
What do you mean, 'You people'?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:18 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 14, 2021 09:18 PM (Jzz++)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 09:13 PM (U2p+3)
Thanks. We'll keep them.
Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 09:19 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: 2009Refugee
But there does seem to be a trail of suicides following her. Mysterious.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2021 09:19 PM (+lVUW)
Miklos, depending on my mood you can look at me sideways and I will burst out giggling.
Laughter is the best. And progressives HATE it when we laugh.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 09:19 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Born Free at June 14, 2021 09:19 PM (CCZCG)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2021 09:20 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2021 09:13 PM (+lVUW)
Best reason to keep a land line!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at June 14, 2021 09:20 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 09:20 PM (GRWEX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
You did this to yourself.
You know that.
https://tinyurl.com/2uz4vd5p
Posted by: Abusive boyfriend commenter Miklos at June 14, 2021 09:21 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Common Tater at June 14, 2021 09:21 PM (tjqz9)
I still haven't topped running around looking for my phone when it was in my damn hand. That takes the cake.
Posted by: JROD at June 14, 2021 09:09 PM (0jZnq)
Had an almost panic attack while driving home once as I suddenly freaked about where my keys were.
The answer to that question is in the statement. Also remember a time I walked between living room and bed room (at least) 3 times as I went to get something, forgot what it was, retraced my steps, then forgot by the time I got to the bedroom. Kicker is the finally time I kept repeating what I was going for and found it.
Then got to the living room and couldn't remember why I'd gone to get it.
Posted by: Bete at June 14, 2021 09:21 PM (Ojki1)
And my keys while they were in my hand.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 09:21 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at June 14, 2021 09:21 PM (Msrhc)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Well,
Dad and Grandpa would be driving past a cemetery and holler "marble orchard!"
Also, Mom was 'Metheren." Onions were "ingerns." Soy sauce was bug juice.
I could go on. Suffice to say Muldoon would love my Dad and Grandpa.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sportin' a Bowler and a Slayer T-shirt at June 14, 2021 09:21 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: dartist at June 14, 2021 09:22 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 09:19 PM (U2p+3)
More than anything.
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 09:22 PM (U1eOr)
Calling the phone. Oh yeah, done that too. Nothing like having someone call your phone, you run to the spot you think its at...nope, not there. Then run back, have them dial again, run to a different spot.....nope, not there. Then doing it two more times til' you find it.
Posted by: JROD at June 14, 2021 09:22 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2021 09:13 PM (+lVUW)
I call mine car keys. They never answer to potato peeler.
Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 09:23 PM (KnJdm)
hmmm, our sadistic government agents were watching you .. they said "let's make people sick, then provide them a "vaccine", then they will submit to us, and always be happy when we give them their vaccine update treat."
Posted by: illiniwek at June 14, 2021 09:23 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 09:23 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2021 09:13 PM (+lVUW)
Best reason to keep a land line!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at June 14, 2021 09:20 PM (hOUT3)
...I lost my land line phone in college once, and only found it when a pile started ringing.
Posted by: Bete at June 14, 2021 09:23 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 09:23 PM (TvHck)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at June 14, 2021 09:24 PM (rt0xh)
Such a device requires that you can hear worth a damn!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at June 14, 2021 09:24 PM (hOUT3)
A woman was perplexed as to how she came to be blessed with twins as she'd never gone on a double date...
Posted by: Zettai at June 14, 2021 09:24 PM (UCQFz)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2021 09:13 PM (+lVUW)
I call mine car keys. They never answer to potato peeler.
Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 09:23 PM (KnJdm)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:25 PM (csEWM)
Compare the number of people around the Clintons that have committed suicide or had a violent, unexpected death verses the number for any other recent president.
I imagine that number would be enlightening.
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Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2021 09:25 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Bete at June 14, 2021 09:21 PM (Ojki1)
The answer to why you went somewhere is in your butt. The minute you go back where you started from and sit back down, the answer always pops to mind. It's ass-tounding
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 09:25 PM (U1eOr)
Ocean Spray
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 09:23 PM (U1eOr)
Ouch...that's dark! And yet still funny!
Posted by: Nova local at June 14, 2021 09:25 PM (b1h2x)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nanos gigantum humeris insidentes at June 14, 2021 09:05 PM
Yes we would!
The trouble with our Liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so.
Ronald Reagan
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at June 14, 2021 09:25 PM (rt0xh)
And my keys while they were in my hand.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 09:21 PM (U2p+3)
I scanned my passport so I would have a digital copy in case I lost it...then promptly forgot where I put the passport (in the scanner), and had to replace it (expedited service is painfully expensive).
I got home from the post office after filing for the replacement and went to scan the paperwork...and I found the passport.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2021 09:25 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 09:26 PM (TvHck)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:26 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: JROD
We called that game kamimaze. Not sure how we survived. Also not sure the teachers would have minded if we didn't.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 14, 2021 09:26 PM (c6K1w)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at June 14, 2021 09:26 PM (hOUT3)
The lovely and long-suffering Mrs Z could never use birth control pills... They just kept falling out...
Posted by: Zettai at June 14, 2021 09:27 PM (UCQFz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:27 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at June 14, 2021 09:27 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:27 PM (csEWM)
The Mrs. and I were discussing renting a hotel in town for your proposal. Don't know whens, wheres, and such, so give detes.
Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 09:27 PM (KnJdm)
A physician yells out, "Nurse, I told you to prick his boil!!"
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My mom told me that joke. She was an RN back in the day. To day I was cleaning out my parents attic some more, and ran into boxes that had never been opened since they moved, in 1976. I found her scrap book from Nurses school. I'm shocked I tell you, she was a bit of a party animal. All these bar napkins, matchbook covers, and menus from restaurants, and her roomates talking about "good at keeping secrets" and swizzle sticks from nightclubs. Mom!!!
And pictures of her with Guys Before Dad. This is BS! Mom I forbid you to go out with that guy with the crewcut. He's bad news! Stay away!!
Posted by: Common Tater at June 14, 2021 09:28 PM (tjqz9)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at June 14, 2021 09:28 PM (Msrhc)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 09:28 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: JROD at June 14, 2021 09:28 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:28 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Miklos with faulty eyesight at June 14, 2021 09:17 PM (QzkSJ)
What do you mean, 'You people'?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:18 PM (csEWM)
The same 2 words that brought down Ross Perot's presidential campaign, in the time it took to say it.
He was standing in front of an arena of black people when he said it, for those who don't remember or were too young in '92.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2021 09:29 PM (sy5kK)
I have looked for a shoe that was on my foot. But I found it quickly, because I'm pretty sharp.
Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2021 09:29 PM (2nFxy)
And, oh yes, he would be "cancelled" now. Fucking leftist booshit.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sportin' a Bowler and a Slayer T-shirt
The best thing about having a set of comedies like that is that when you are down in the dumps you can watch one, and then just sit there and laugh.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2021 09:29 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 09:23 PM (KnJdm)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Loyalty, one of the Highest Virtues, is rarely rewarded.
Posted by: The Toaster at June 14, 2021 09:29 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:30 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 09:30 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at June 14, 2021 09:30 PM (Msrhc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2021 09:30 PM (d78nD)
That's right a dwarf (little people?) muscle builder. And, uh, no beard on this one. Actually, she is genuinely beautiful.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2021 09:30 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2021 09:30 PM (+lVUW)
*hic*
Posted by: David Crosby at June 14, 2021 09:30 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 09:31 PM (TvHck)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2021 09:30 PM (+lVUW)
All time great. The best. Do you have "The World of Mr. Mulliner?
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 09:31 PM (U1eOr)
/biden
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 14, 2021 09:31 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2021 09:31 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: sven at June 14, 2021 09:31 PM (Lzpvj)
"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:32 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2021 09:30 PM (d78nD)
That is one interpretation of the picture. My 1st thought was, "Damn, that dog can read!"
Posted by: tbodie at June 14, 2021 09:33 PM (VzbI8)
Barely ok.
Posted by: giardia at June 14, 2021 09:27 PM (pkP3h)
Hey, I am just copying and pasting the ones I like.
Also,
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:33 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 09:33 PM (KnJdm)
The CEO of Ikea has been elected prime minister -- he should have his cabinet put together by the end of the week...
Posted by: Zettai at June 14, 2021 09:33 PM (UCQFz)
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:30 PM (csEWM)
You know, 90% of high school graduating classes wouldn't get this one...
Posted by: Nova local at June 14, 2021 09:33 PM (b1h2x)
Posted by: tbodie
"Don't listen to a word he says! That dog lies!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 09:33 PM (Rvt88)
He still did well enough to give us President Horndog. Although knowing what we know now, another four years of Bush Sr. likely wouldn't have been any better.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 14, 2021 09:34 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 09:34 PM (fLVm1)
Ocean Spray
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 09:23 PM (U1eOr)
Ouch...that's dark! And yet still funny!
Posted by: Nova local at June 14, 2021 09:25 PM (b1h2x)
Oldie but goody
Q What type of wood doesn't float?
A Natalie.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2021 09:34 PM (sy5kK)
That quote from Reagan bears repeating.
Posted by: Miklos, unreconstructed reaganite
We have Reagan bears?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2021 09:34 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Zettai at June 14, 2021 09:33 PM (UCQFz)
I'm guessing a bunch of meatballs.
Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 09:34 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 09:34 PM (fLVm1)
Brie Larson
Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2021 09:36 PM (l6b3d)
A Natalie.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2021 09:34 PM (sy5kK)
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Peg. Eileen, also acceptable.
Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 09:36 PM (KnJdm)
A Natalie.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2021 09:34 PM (sy5kK)
Double ouch...but I guess Mondays are that kinda night!
Posted by: Nova local at June 14, 2021 09:36 PM (b1h2x)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2021 09:34 PM (63Dwl)
Yes, but they have no ears.
Posted by: tbodie at June 14, 2021 09:36 PM (VzbI8)
"Why the big pause?" asks the bartender.
The bear shrugged. "I'm not sure; I was born with them."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:36 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2021 09:36 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 14, 2021 09:37 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Ladyl at June 14, 2021 09:38 PM (TdMsT)
Compare the number of people around the Clintons that have committed suicide or had a violent, unexpected death verses the number for any other recent president.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2021 09:25 PM (DpkTQ)
Including the Arkansas State Troopers that mysteriously died as his bodyguards covering up the cocaine airport runs in AR, there was a website back when that kept a running total, last time I looked it was over Fifty.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2021 09:38 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 14, 2021 09:38 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 09:38 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:38 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 09:39 PM (U2p+3)
Cary Grant and (sigh) Eva Marie Saint
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TtqphyjStI
Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 09:39 PM (TvHck)
Posted by: nerdygirl
It's an upper receiver for my latest build but he/they shouldn't know that.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 09:10 PM (Rvt8
Bob
Posted by: Bob from the NSA at June 14, 2021 09:39 PM (d5OIB)
I thought to myself "I can't turn that down!"
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 09:39 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Ladyl at June 14, 2021 09:39 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: A Kangaroo at June 14, 2021 09:39 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: LadyS at June 14, 2021 09:39 PM (b88US)
Posted by: dartist at June 14, 2021 09:39 PM (+ya+t)
Did not demonstrate a block or thankfully a spike.
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 14, 2021 09:40 PM (Jzz++)
A stick!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 09:39 PM (U2p+3)
You stole that from a handsome, funny gentleman, didn't you?
Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 09:40 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 09:40 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2021 09:40 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2021 09:38 PM (sy5kK)
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Mena AR
Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 09:41 PM (TvHck)
A Natalie.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2021 09:34 PM (sy5kK)
Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?
She figured she'd wash up on shore.
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 09:41 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 09:41 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:42 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2021 09:25 PM (Q9lwr)
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And they trust you with the keys to the blog?
The mind boggles.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 14, 2021 09:42 PM (2SdPm)
She figured she'd wash up on shore.
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 09:41 PM (U1eOr)
Damn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:42 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 09:41 PM (KnJdm)
Pro Tip: If he uses Roundup he'll only have to do it once.
Posted by: A Kangaroo at June 14, 2021 09:42 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Zettai at June 14, 2021 09:42 PM (UCQFz)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 09:39 PM (U2p+3)
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An M1 Garand after a day at the range in 100 degree weather.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 14, 2021 09:43 PM (2SdPm)
Happy birthday, President Trump! And Happy Flag Day everyone!!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at June 14, 2021 09:43 PM (rwusL)
Mirro simply cannot scratch -- a product in a can. like Comet cleanser I guess
and Fairy Soap ... Fairy is a brand name.
not sure what is going on with the top of his head ... not a yarmulke, is it?
Posted by: illiniwek at June 14, 2021 09:43 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Ladyl at June 14, 2021 09:43 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: dartist at June 14, 2021 09:43 PM (+ya+t)
I call mine with the landline. I wish I could call my car keys.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2021 09:13 PM (+lVUW)
Tape them to your cell phone
Posted by: Kindltot at June 14, 2021 09:43 PM (ySM85)
Sorry about the accidental call.
That was weird.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 14, 2021 09:39 PM (TdMsT)
Was it a butt-dial, or was alcohol involved?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 14, 2021 09:44 PM (d5OIB)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 09:44 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 14, 2021 09:38 PM (sJHOI)
You got that right. But what's the dog for?
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 14, 2021 09:44 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 14, 2021 09:44 PM (d5OIB)
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I'm gonna go with "and."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 14, 2021 09:44 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:44 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 09:45 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at June 14, 2021 09:45 PM (FtJ1S)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 09:45 PM (TvHck)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2021 09:13 PM (+lVUW)
Tape them to your cell phone
Posted by: Kindltot at June 14, 2021 09:43 PM (ySM85)
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Great idea! Now where did I put the tape........?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 14, 2021 09:45 PM (2SdPm)
That was weird.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 14, 2021 09:39 PM (TdMsT)
Was it a butt-dial, or was alcohol involved?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 14, 2021 09:44 PM (d5OIB)
No alcohol involved. I was on another call and my phone started ringing. It was Nurse. Neither nurse nor I dialed the other.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 14, 2021 09:45 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 09:45 PM (U2p+3)
Pink Panther theme - Henry Mancini
Peter Gunn theme - Henry Mancini
NOW do you understand why these theme songs are so doggone awesome?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2021 09:46 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ladyl
Bob, care to weigh in ?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 09:46 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Ladyl at June 14, 2021 09:45 PM (TdMsT)
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!
Posted by: hogmartin at June 14, 2021 09:46 PM (ghoDT)
No worries, love.
I asked for a smile and the horde is the awesomest.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 09:45 PM (U2p+3)
Yes. The Horde is the bestest.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 14, 2021 09:46 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Prof. Auguste Balls at June 14, 2021 09:46 PM (n/szn)
Now I just have beer.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:44 PM (csEWM)
lol
Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 09:47 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 09:47 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 09:47 PM (bADsm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 09:47 PM (fLVm1)
Mirro simply cannot scratch -- a product in a can. like Comet cleanser I guess
and Fairy Soap ... Fairy is a brand name.
not sure what is going on with the top of his head ... not a yarmulke, is it?
Posted by: illiniwek at June 14, 2021 09:43 PM (Cus5s)
re: mirro. I thought that too at first, but I looked up the brand and it is a line of pots and pans (still make pressure cookers.)
Fairy is a soap brand.
I cannot get the sign at the top too much clearer. 'Prove it yourself!' 'Your *somethingsomethingsomething*' Cannot make out the letters at the bottom as I assume it is a brand name.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:47 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Ladyl
Bob, care to weigh in ?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 09:46 PM (Rvt8
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 14, 2021 09:47 PM (TdMsT)
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226
.....
That works pretty well. Something I've found that works even better is 1.5 ounces of Orange Oil and 3 ounces of liquid dish detergent (Dawn works well) mixed into a gallon of water, and poured on the nest. Really big/deep nests may require a second gallon a week or so later, but that's pretty rare.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2021 07:24 PM (DMUuz)
264 One more time, Orthene. No environmental problems.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2021 07:32 PM (tmILF)
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Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 14, 2021 09:47 PM (d5OIB)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 09:48 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 09:48 PM (bADsm)
space after com
https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=hHMYhajNtNg
I love this stuff. Big bands, tight as all get out.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2021 09:48 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Common Tater at June 14, 2021 09:48 PM (tjqz9)
Posted by: 496
Doesn't ring a bell. I'm going to have to check that out.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2021 09:48 PM (+lVUW)
Cary Grant and (sigh) Eva Marie Saint
I saw the play in London on the west end about 15 years ago. It was done as much as a dry comedy as it was the original action and suspense. The actors were very good. The way they did the "outdoor" and airplane scenes was very clever. It was one of the better theater productions I've been to.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2021 09:49 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 09:49 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 09:05 PM (U2p+3)
Lowers zipper.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 09:49 PM (bADsm)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 14, 2021 09:49 PM (ghoDT)
So they can Scandinavian.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 09:48 PM (6FeV1)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:49 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2021 09:49 PM (sy5kK)
Pink Panther theme - Henry Mancini
Peter Gunn theme - Henry Mancini
NOW do you understand why these theme songs are so doggone awesome?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2021 09:46 PM (sy5kK)
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Says something about today's culture.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 09:50 PM (TvHck)
Noted, tyvm.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 14, 2021 09:49 PM (ghoDT)
Sure!
...of course a flamethrower is always an option, but maybe not too close to the house.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 14, 2021 09:50 PM (d5OIB)
Reagan is of course right. All it takes is one generation that is sufficiently intellectually lazy, civically ignorant, and morally retarded, and then your shit is all the way broken, and it can't ever be fixed.
The march through the institutions, particularly education, was perpetrated with the intended result of producing just such a generation, and here we are. Hooray.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 09:50 PM (pfqSb)
Posted by: TC at June 14, 2021 09:50 PM (KuDNQ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 09:05 PM (U2p+3)
Lowers zipper.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Omg. I'm crying
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 09:50 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:51 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 09:05 PM (U2p+3)
Lowers zipper.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 09:49 PM
*SNORT*
Posted by: Zettai at June 14, 2021 09:51 PM (UCQFz)
And my keys while they were in my hand.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 09:21 PM (U2p+3)
I've learned by experience that when my keys have completely disappeared and are nowhere to be found, they're hanging out of the lock on the front door.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2021 09:51 PM (D9/AE)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 09:51 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 09:51 PM (fLVm1)
I can't wait to hear the announcement for the Spaceballs.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 09:52 PM (Rvt88)
I don't know how to play either and envy those that can.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 14, 2021 09:11 PM (3H9h1)
But you could learn to play the saxophone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhQ5Dg6gdEw
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 09:52 PM (bADsm)
I love this stuff. Big bands, tight as all get out.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2021 09:48 PM (sy5kK)
Thank you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:52 PM (csEWM)
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:30 PM (csEWM)
You know, 90% of high school graduating classes wouldn't get this one...
Posted by: Nova local at June 14, 2021 09:33 PM (b1h2x)
Unless they had an authentic Swiss Army Knife. But then again, that supposes they could put the two things together.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2021 09:52 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2021 09:53 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 14, 2021 09:53 PM (c6K1w)
Posted by: dartist at June 14, 2021 09:53 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:53 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Ladyl at June 14, 2021 09:45 PM (TdMsT)
If it wasn't you and nurse, I'd be somewhat skeptical, but...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at June 14, 2021 09:53 PM (hOUT3)
I'm off to bed. Lots to do tomorrow. Stay safe morons. Much love to you all.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2021 09:53 PM (nxdel)
Good night, Jewells!
Posted by: Ladyl at June 14, 2021 09:54 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2021 09:48 PM (+lVUW)
They're a great collection of stories that wouldn't have fit in a Wooster book because they're all just a bit to "out there". There are some real gems.
Also a huge fan of Psmith. Particularly - Psmith Journalist
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 09:54 PM (U1eOr)
The only problem is you can't have one with a cheeseburger
Posted by: 18-1 at June 14,
It's called Maccabee
Posted by: Miklos tried it when they had it, good beer at June 14, 2021 09:54 PM (QzkSJ)
That looks like a store, the entrance was at the corner. Do they do that much anymore? It isn't "handicapped accessible", no offense to the wheelchair bound mind you, but that really screwed up a lot of places that couldn't afford to modify.
I like old hardware stores and general stores. Big heavy solid wooden door with a brass handle, and a bell that rings. Creaky wooden floors.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 14, 2021 09:55 PM (tjqz9)
The husband turned to her and says, "Replace the battery in your hearing aid."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:55 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 14, 2021 09:56 PM (colGo)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 14, 2021 09:56 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 09:05 PM (U2p+3)
Lowers zipper.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
HIRED
Posted by: CNN Canada at June 14, 2021 09:56 PM (QzkSJ)
https://tinyurl.com/3hpb6vwx
Posted by: illiniwek at June 14, 2021 09:56 PM (Cus5s)
Cooled off here in NIL a bit, but still very dry. We even had one of those killer cicada wasps burrow out front. They won't do that unless it's very dry. Joke is on them, we have no cicadas so far.
Posted by: Farmer at June 14, 2021 09:57 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
HIRED
Posted by: CNN Canada at June 14, 2021 09:56 PM (QzkSJ)
Yeah, that's what we need. Yet another show about disappointing polls.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 09:57 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Cheeky Brit at June 14, 2021 09:57 PM (aXxgO)
I'm in the top 10 list *again*?? I need to get back to work.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 09:57 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Mis Hum cell phone at June 14, 2021 09:57 PM (0c5eq)
Thanx!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 14, 2021 09:58 PM (colGo)
274 Hey everybody. Hey ONT! Hey MisHum!
I'm in the top 10 list *again*?? I need to get back to work.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 09:57 PM (L2
What a joke
Posted by: Mis Hum cell phone at June 14, 2021 09:58 PM (0c5eq)
https://tinyurl.com/3hpb6vwx
Posted by: illiniwek at June 14, 2021 09:56 PM (Cus5s)
Good pull.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:58 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: AceOfPhrase at June 14, 2021 09:59 PM (ttAum)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 14, 2021 09:59 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:59 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Common Tater
I do that all the time. Here's how you find the item. Go out and buy another one. Once you've forked over money for the new one, the old one will turn up.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2021 10:00 PM (+lVUW)
Her Majesty and Delilah got home after a grueling 15-hour drive. They got some nice swag from the breed win. On Wednesday, they head off for three weeks.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2021 10:00 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 10:00 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 10:00 PM (L2ZTs)
I took the bike around the block and filled it up; haven't ridden that one in over a year. It's nice.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 14, 2021 10:00 PM (ghoDT)
Ahahaha!
I mean, Boooo!
BTW, how's the veal?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 14, 2021 10:00 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 10:01 PM (csEWM)
Remember this during July 4th, Thanksgiving, Christmas, NYE, Veterans Day, Memorial Day and the Superbowl.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 14, 2021 10:01 PM (6xB7X)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
The name is "Dumas"
https://bit.ly/2UaSCI5
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 14, 2021 10:01 PM (c6K1w)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Ex-wives/girlfriends, right?
Posted by: Miklos can only testify about the latter at June 14, 2021 10:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Her Majesty and Delilah got home after a grueling 15-hour drive. They got some nice swag from the breed win. On Wednesday, they head off for three weeks.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2021 10:00 PM (mht8P)
Congratulations on the breed win! Amazing!
Posted by: Ladyl at June 14, 2021 10:02 PM (TdMsT)
I was just reading. You know that "man swallowed by a whale" story of a couple of days ago? Some are quite skeptical of his story, I see. Little things in his story aren't adding up so neatly.
At best, it's possible he thought he was swallowed whole, but wasn't really.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2021 10:02 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 14, 2021 10:03 PM (colGo)
"The doctor walks in: 'Sir, I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating.'
Patient: 'I don't understand, doc. Why?'
Doctor: 'Because I'm trying to examine you.'"
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 10:03 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 10:03 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nanos gigantum humeris insidentes at June 14, 2021 10:03 PM (TqEer)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2021 10:02 PM (Mzdiz)
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In pieces?
Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 10:04 PM (TvHck)
Posted by: Ladyl at June 14, 2021 10:04 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 10:05 PM (GRWEX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 10:05 PM (csEWM)
Belly rubbing music...yeah, baby...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 14, 2021 10:05 PM (colGo)
Posted by: dartist at June 14, 2021 10:05 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 202
Too 10 list, job
Some disassembly required
Posted by: Mis Hum cell phone at June 14, 2021 10:06 PM (0c5eq)
Oh, so June is now gay month? I guess that explains all this corporate gay shit.*
I guess purloining their civil rights movement wasn't enough; the gays had to take Juneteenth from the blacks too. What's next? Demanding February as "EVEN GAYER" month? Fuck it, just give 'em all twelve. Break into the lunar calendar so they can have thirteen.
*I'm proud to say the girl is now reverse-woke. She's so sick of all-gay-all-the-time that she refused some nail polish from her mother because of the "pride" messaging on it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 10:06 PM (pfqSb)
Posted by: publius
And that whale was me.
Posted by: Catcher's Mitt Kamala at June 14, 2021 10:06 PM (c6K1w)
Broken clock syndrome of course, but in this case still a warranted response from RW.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 10:06 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: TC at June 14, 2021 10:07 PM (KuDNQ)
I do work, whether you believe it or not. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 10:07 PM (L2ZTs)
At best, it's possible he thought he was swallowed whole, but wasn't really.
Posted by: publius
Sometimes I feel like Jonah in the belly of the Whale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZgtKt8K3ho
Posted by: Miklos. yeah mon at June 14, 2021 10:07 PM (QzkSJ)
One says to the other, 'Man, I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 10:07 PM (csEWM)
lol ... yes, I thought it was more groan worthy typing it as "two-knee" ... so the mind has to figure it out, as opposed to typing "tuna fish", the mind says "that doesn't sound like "two knee". ha ... lotsa jokes need to be spoken I guess, especially those really dumb ones.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 14, 2021 10:07 PM (Cus5s)
A mother and a young girl were driving behind Lorena, and the penis hit their windshield, causing the girl to scream "What was that?" Mom, wanting to avoid any weird discussions at such a young age said "uh... it was a uh... mosquito!"
The little girl said "Well that mosquito sure had a big dick!"
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 10:07 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: TC at June 14, 2021 10:07 PM (KuDNQ)
George Washington
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 10:08 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: TC at June 14, 2021 10:07 PM (KuDNQ)
Jan Sobieski has got to be in the mix
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 10:08 PM (6FeV1)
what is close enough for government work for $100?
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 10:08 PM (GRWEX)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2021 10:02 PM (Mzdiz)
Jonah, some people are really gulletable.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 10:09 PM (bADsm)
Posted by: AceOfPhrase at June 14, 2021 10:09 PM (ttAum)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
That one made me laugh out loud.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2021 10:09 PM (+lVUW)
"hey parents, we'll help your kids go gayer faster"
"hey wage slaves, don't you just fucking love this made up holdiday season? right? you better fucking put up your pronouns if you want to work again"
"everyone loves drag queens, right?"
Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 14, 2021 10:09 PM (6xB7X)
either ace, cbd, or mishum, not sure which.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 10:09 PM (GRWEX)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 14, 2021 10:09 PM (5We2S)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
HA!!!
Posted by: Miklos, easily and highly amused at June 14, 2021 10:10 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 10:10 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: SFGoth
California's not at the point where you can go without a mask if you've been vaccinated?
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2021 10:11 PM (+lVUW)
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You got to think of someone who held civilizations together, was just, and taught a moral code.
There's probably some Spanish King we never heard about who preserved the learning in the Western world or something.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 14, 2021 10:11 PM (6xB7X)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 10:11 PM (6FeV1)
*hic*
Posted by: David Crosby at June 14, 2021 09:30 PM (fLVm1)
Gallagher. Wow. That second video, he looks and sounds like Clapton
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 14, 2021 10:12 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 10:12 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 14, 2021 10:12 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 10:12 PM (XGAZE)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 10:09 PM (GRWEX)
You got me laughing there.
Posted by: TC at June 14, 2021 10:12 PM (KuDNQ)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at June 14, 2021 09:43 PM (rwusL
OMG I'm TRIGGERED!
RACISTS EVERYWHERE!
Posted by: Mara Gay, NY Times at June 14, 2021 10:13 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2021 10:02 PM (Mzdiz)
Same gals is deceptive like that.
Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 14, 2021 10:13 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 10:13 PM (GRWEX)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - The Original Fanilow (since 1974) at June 14, 2021 10:13 PM (tv6Iw)
Posted by: Harold Miklostassen at June 14, 2021 10:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 10:13 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 10:13 PM (6FeV1)
I took the bike around the block and filled it up; haven't ridden that one in over a year. It's nice.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 14, 2021 10:00 PM (ghoDT)
Bad hogmartin! Bad influence, you!!
(it really is nice.... well maintained)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 14, 2021 10:14 PM (d5OIB)
George Washington is definitely high on the list, as is John Sobieski. Charles Martel, also.
I'm gonna go with Isaac Newton.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 10:14 PM (XGAZE)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 14, 2021 10:14 PM (d5OIB)
Posted by: Miklos, your genial host if not CoB at June 14, 2021 10:14 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 14, 2021 10:14 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: Common Tater at June 14, 2021 10:15 PM (tjqz9)
Not nearly as cool as the Beretta CX4 9mm carbine.
That's a cool fucking space gun.
Posted by: n
that is a nice gun, I am a big fan of berettas.
this is just something I ran into and was thinking it is interesting.
I think it is interesting that they kind of started with a pistol and scald it up vs some that start with a rifl which gets scald down.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 10:15 PM (GRWEX)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 14, 2021 10:14 PM (d5OIB)
And buy a gun next door.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 14, 2021 10:15 PM (ghoDT)
Posted by: Ladyl at June 14, 2021 10:16 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: TC at June 14, 2021 10:07 PM
That little girl is me!
Posted by: Kamala! at June 14, 2021 10:16 PM (DMUuz)
That's a cool fucking space gun.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 10:13 PM
Kel-Tec SUB2000...
Posted by: Zettai at June 14, 2021 10:16 PM (UCQFz)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 10:16 PM (GRWEX)
Right. My pick, Isaac Newton, was a Major League Asshole in his personal life.
Still the smartest person who ever lived, IMO, and the one with the greatest impact on our present-day life.
His contemporary John Locke should be high on the list, too.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 10:16 PM (XGAZE)
Posted by: Count de Monet
Never pay until you check the Lipstick Highwater Mark.
Posted by: Miklos, it's in all the tourist guides at June 14, 2021 10:17 PM (QzkSJ)
Brunette: "Billy & me are going to have boy, cause he always has THE MAN and be on top!"
Redhead: "Joey and I are going to have a little girl, cause I always ride him like a pony!"
Blonde: .. breaks down in tears: "D..does that mean Randy and me are gonna have PUPPIES?!"
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 14, 2021 10:17 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 10:17 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Z
that is nice to but very much a niche gun, without the folding bit it is not very useful
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 10:17 PM (GRWEX)
Newton was no joke, but Cauchy is the father of pretty much all modern mathematics, which in turn is the foundation of pretty much all of modern science.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 10:17 PM (6FeV1)
Geena Davis!
*closes door and quietly walks away*
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 10:17 PM (U1eOr)
Washington was a pretty big deal... but it's not like he's Rowdy Roddy Piper or anything.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 10:18 PM (pfqSb)
Still the smartest person who ever lived, IMO, and the one with the greatest impact on our present-day life.
His contemporary John Locke should be high on the list, too.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 10:16 PM (XGAZE)
the question becomes... is he an asshole because he IS so damn smart?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 14, 2021 10:18 PM (oHd/0)
Genghis Khan.
Dude has more descendants (via DNA testing) than any other historical figure, I believe. So at least in the Darwinian sense, he's the greatest babydaddy of all time.
Idea for a SF story: get a time machine, go back and collect child support from Genghis.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 10:18 PM (XGAZE)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 14, 2021 10:19 PM (colGo)
Posted by: 496
Heh
Newbie took the deceptively nice "exit through Barrel" door.
Posted by: Miklos, folks gotta learn at June 14, 2021 10:19 PM (QzkSJ)
So the fledgling blackbirds, 4 of them, settled into one of my spruce trees. I got the .22, and nailed 3 of the four chicks, and Mama and Papa. Ma and Pa Robin are avenged!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 10:20 PM (bADsm)
I don't think they NECESSARILY go together. Steve Wozniak comes to mind.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 10:20 PM (XGAZE)
We have to throw an ancient Greek homo in there, Aristotle, maybe some others.
And Caesar Augustus. Then Galileo. And Shakespeare of course.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2021 10:20 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 10:20 PM (NT1XQ)
Posted by: Miklos, folks gotta learn at June 14, 2021 10:19 PM (QzkSJ)
If I escaped the barrel, it wasn't by much.
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 10:20 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Moses at June 14, 2021 10:20 PM (4I/2K)
Blonde: .. breaks down in tears: "D..does that mean Randy and me are gonna have PUPPIES?!"
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 14, 2021 10:17 PM (QzJWU)
Yikes!
Posted by: Ladyl at June 14, 2021 10:21 PM (TdMsT)
Maimonides was one of the smarter people who ever lived, and he was not an asshole. Probably why he's known for his wisdom more than his intellect, both of which were yuuuge and luxurious.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 10:21 PM (pfqSb)
Goes down at 9:09 pm.
Getting to the solstice. Then the days start getting shorter.
Sunrise at 5:10 am.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 10:21 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 14, 2021 10:22 PM (colGo)
Cauchy came after Newton, and mostly just put the ideas of Newton (and Leibniz) on a more rigorous basis.
Newton also invented physics as we know it. So... there's that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 10:22 PM (XGAZE)
Jim
That there is Texas Restaurant Quality Humor Limonade.
Posted by: Miklos, who has started buying at the restaurant wholesale place at June 14, 2021 10:22 PM (QzkSJ)
.....
Nice.
It feels good to hear stories of justice.
The only time I ever got to do it was when I blew away a coyote I suspected of murdering my chickens.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 14, 2021 10:23 PM (5We2S)
Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 10:23 PM (2DOZq)
I'm trying to think of anyone who has has more impact on my life than the guy who invented the Lay Z Boy. Either him or John Crapper.
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 10:23 PM (U1eOr)
Sunrise at 5:10 am.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 10:21 PM (U2p+3)
Longest day of the year is a week away. Love those long Summer evenings.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 10:23 PM (bADsm)
Posted by: Miklos, not entirely dismissive at June 14, 2021 10:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: J
that is ok, there aren't many gainz in tennis anyway.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 10:24 PM (GRWEX)
Yep, Newton is the sine qua non of physics.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2021 10:24 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: AceOfPhrase at June 14, 2021 10:24 PM (ttAum)
I don't get it... my Beretta M9 was one of the very few guns I've ever *hated.* Maybe I got a lemon.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 10:24 PM (pfqSb)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 14, 2021 10:24 PM (AHq56)
Alexander the Great, would be included. Maybe he wasn't an asshole, I dunno. But he and his armies had conquered huge swaths of land, and he had a longterm effect.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 14, 2021 10:24 PM (tjqz9)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 10:06 PM (pfqSb)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c9ljIlWYX8
Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 10:24 PM (TvHck)
Posted by: BigFire at June 14, 2021 10:24 PM (4HQQf)
Posted by: Y
I was referring to their shotguns
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 10:24 PM (GRWEX)
We *still* haven't worked through all of his notes.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 10:25 PM (XGAZE)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 14, 2021 10:25 PM (colGo)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at June 14, 2021 10:26 PM (rt0xh)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 14, 2021 10:26 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
How many Kels could a Kel-tec kill if a Kel-tek could kill Kels?
Posted by: Miklos, just speculating at June 14, 2021 10:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 10:27 PM (XGAZE)
The only time I ever got to do it was when I blew away a coyote I suspected of murdering my chickens.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 14, 2021 10:23 PM (5We2S)
The blackbirds are annoying. All they do is "click", and shit on things. The roof of my '08 Suburban is covered in blackbird shit.
But I wouldn't shoot them just for that. But
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 10:27 PM (bADsm)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at June 14, 2021 10:28 PM (hOUT3)
And Caesar Augustus. Then Galileo. And Shakespeare of course.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2021 10:20 PM (Mzdiz)
Augustus would not have gotten anywhere without Julius Caesar.
Caesar is a weird one. I can never figure out whether he was just that damn good and knew when he could take crazy risks and gambles or whether there is any truth to fate or luck.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 10:28 PM (csEWM)
Cool and sad at the same time. I hate that the days start getting shorter....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 14, 2021 10:28 PM (colGo)
good about it. Goddam Brewer's Blackbirds. Never knew they were brood
parasites. They punted the eggs out of a robin's nest, and laid their
own there. Mama and Papa Robin dutifully incubated the eggs, and when
they hatched out into baby blackbirds, the adult blackbird drove them
off.
So the fledgling blackbirds, 4 of them, settled into one of my
spruce trees. I got the .22, and nailed 3 of the four chicks, and Mama
and Papa. Ma and Pa Robin are avenged!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 10:20 PM (bADsm)
Damn, those birds sound like real dicks.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 14, 2021 10:28 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 14, 2021 10:28 PM (AHq56)
Thomas Crapper.
inventor of the modern toilet.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2021 10:29 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 10:20 PM (bADsm)
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Score out mama and papa blackbird.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 10:29 PM (TvHck)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 10:17 PM (GRWEX)
I saw video of a person wielding a Sub 2000 kill two guys 75 yards away.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 10:30 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Common Tater at June 14, 2021 10:24 PM (tjqz9)
Did he, though? beyond the successor states flaking around for a few generations, was any of it really significant or world changing? Stunning, amazing, worthy of study and commemoration.... sure. But i don't know. Maybe, maybe not.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 10:30 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 14, 2021 10:30 PM (colGo)
Still the smartest person who ever lived, IMO, and the one with the greatest impact on our present-day life.
His contemporary John Locke should be high on the list, too.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 10:16 PM (XGAZE)
the question becomes... is he an asshole because he IS so damn smart?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 14, 2021 10:18 PM (oHd/0)
I'll put a marker down for Aristotle. Made his mark in several fields.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 14, 2021 10:30 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 14, 2021 10:28 PM (VwHCD)
Cowbirds do that, too. Term of art is "brood parasite", or maybe "nest parasite". You get the picture.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 10:30 PM (bADsm)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 14, 2021 10:30 PM (AHq56)
And what does he have to show for it? Nothing
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 10:31 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 14, 2021 10:31 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 14, 2021 10:32 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: TC at June 14, 2021 10:07 PM (KuDNQ)
Martin Luther.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 14, 2021 10:33 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: You Really Don't
von Neuman is a Problem for some Officially Smart People.
From a not-religious Jewish background, he became Christian, and not on his deathbed either.
Being probably smarter than Einstein, he fully reconciled his understanding of science with religious faith.
BUT SCIENCE!!??!!
Posted by: Miklos, just noting at June 14, 2021 10:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Just nineteen more, and you'll have the makins of a pie!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 14, 2021 10:33 PM (QzJWU)
A great wartime leader. Wrote the greatest speech ever.
Posted by: TC at June 14, 2021 10:33 PM (KuDNQ)
Top 10 mathematicians of all time (based on breadth, depth, and historical significance):
Newton
Archimedes
Gauss
Euler
Riemann
Poincare
Lagrange
Euclid
Hilbert
Leibniz
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2021 10:33 PM (Mzdiz)
inventor of the modern toilet.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2021 10:29 PM (sy5kK)
See 380. I thought it was John. this is who I meant!
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 10:33 PM (U1eOr)
Tree fell on fence, so geese were getting out.
Locked female goose in a little shed that is in the barnyard with the chickens. Male goose came back four days later, beat all to hell and bleeding, figured he'd die, but nope, four days of recovery and he's back in business.
In any event, apparently one of the chickens laid an egg in the shed and the female goose hatched it out. Not sure how I should handle it. Really don't want to mess with goose over the chick, because geese are tough mofos, but not sure a goose will raise a chick either. Strange.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 14, 2021 10:33 PM (5We2S)
So few of them know how to dance.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 10:01
Thanks for my first real chortle of the day Aetius. We all need more bellylaughs.
Posted by: Farmer at June 14, 2021 10:34 PM (55Qr6)
I hate rufus hummingbirds. They're the Stacey Abrams of birds. Fat, ugly, and aggressive, and they drive away all the pretty hummingbirds because they just can't get enough of that sweet, sweet food.
Those birds were marked for death when I was a kid. Them and the gophers. I had a cooler of beer and an easy chair and a Ruger 10/22 on the porch for my evening-time chillin' and killin'.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 10:34 PM (pfqSb)
If judging by their effect on the future of the world I will go with Leonidas .
Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 10:34 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 14, 2021 10:34 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 10:34 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Dr. Cauchy at June 14, 2021 10:35 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: klaftern at June 14, 2021 10:35 PM (r4sI4)
Concur on von Neumann. His mind was so stupendously brilliant that among physicists who were just ordinary brilliant, he was reputed to be an alien.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 10:35 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Common Tater at June 14, 2021 10:35 PM (tjqz9)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 14, 2021 10:36 PM (colGo)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 14, 2021 10:31 PM (AHq56)
I'm one of those Tesla fan bois myself.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 10:37 PM (2DOZq)
Newton, Locke, Hooke, Christopher Wren, Pepys, Mercator... lots of others. They'd get together and talk about their latest discoveries, then adjourn to a tavern to get shitfaced and grope a few saucy wenches (well, Newton didn't do that... he was more of a saucy rogue fancier, by preference).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 10:37 PM (XGAZE)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 14, 2021 10:37 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 10:34 PM (6FeV1)
Thank you!
Posted by: Ladyl at June 14, 2021 10:37 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Common Tater at June 14, 2021 10:37 PM (tjqz9)
Dude, there is abundant historical proof that Yeshua ben-Yosef existed. You're extremely ignorant.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 10:37 PM (pfqSb)
Posted by: giardia at June 14, 2021 10:31 PM (pkP3h)
Well, that's going to be a tough one to sell,
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 10:38 PM (bADsm)
How good you ask? I was able to get some of the *Premium Beef* Slim Jims at 7-Eleven today!
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 10:38 PM (L2ZTs)
Philon the greek innkeeper. He said, "No, we don't have room for 13, we are booked for the weekend"
Philon later moved back to Crete where he helped his brother in law brew retsina. He also invented deviled eggs
Posted by: Kindltot at June 14, 2021 10:38 PM (ySM85)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 14, 2021 10:34 PM (AHq56)
I'm thinking Niagara.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 10:38 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 14, 2021 10:33 PM (mdjgu
Luther is definitely a contender but I'm still going with Lincoln.
Posted by: TC at June 14, 2021 10:38 PM (KuDNQ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 10:38 PM (XGAZE)
Posted by: dartist at June 14, 2021 10:38 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 14, 2021 10:39 PM (AHq56)
Christ's life has even been documented by very un-Christian Roman scholars.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 10:39 PM (L2ZTs)
The Homo habilis who first figured out the "banging rocks together" thing.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 10:39 PM (XGAZE)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
*trys imagining the ensuing verbiage
* goes to find dictionary to learn a few more big words
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nanos gigantum humeris insidentes at June 14, 2021 10:39 PM (TqEer)
Posted by: Zettai at June 14, 2021 10:40 PM (UCQFz)
Thomas Crapper.
inventor of the modern toilet.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2021 10:29 PM (sy5kK)
He held a patent for a floating ballcock. Somehow I think I would rather be remembered as an axe murderer. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 14, 2021 10:40 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 10:39 PM (XGAZE)
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Paleontologists now believe he wasn't actually a homo.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 10:40 PM (fLVm1)
And after you've spent your hard-earned money too.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 10:40 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 10:41 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: giardia at June 14, 2021 10:36 PM (pkP3h)
You will shit it out...eventually.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 10:41 PM (bADsm)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 14, 2021 10:41 PM (colGo)
Depends on how you define great of course. Most notable people? Julius Caesar, Augustus Caesar, Muhammed, Charlemagne, Genghis Khan, John Sobieski, George Washington.
Out of the lot the last was clearly the best person.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2021 10:41 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 14, 2021 10:40 PM (VwHCD)
You hear about Larry? Yeah, some maniac crapped him right in the head!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 10:41 PM (6FeV1)
Well, he was probably at least bi, given that he left descendants.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 10:42 PM (XGAZE)
Yer shittin' us, right?
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 14, 2021 10:42 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 14, 2021 10:42 PM (5vPko)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 14, 2021 10:42 PM (AHq56)
Could've been the Savior of all mankind......
Posted by: AceOfPhrase at June 14, 2021 10:42 PM (ttAum)
I am in love with Elon Musks mind. I am trying to catch aspergers (from
where his brilliance originates?) right after I get over this giardia.
I'm still trying to figure out what his angle is with his girlfriend. Are they a great couple because they are both weird in their own ways or is it a big marketing scheme on both sides?
I think Musk is trying o play up the crazy inventor stereotype but...as we saw with that Thai diver Musk is legitimately kind of crazy too.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2021 10:43 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 10:43 PM (pfqSb)
Gutenberg and his movable type printing press. In this country, Henry Ford had a huge impact on transportation. It is difficult to ponder now, but the 3 top guys at NASA during the Apollo time were stone cold Nazis, Werner Von Braun everybody knows about, but there were a shitload.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 14, 2021 10:44 PM (tjqz9)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 10:43 PM (pfqSb)
We're backing off years. I'mma be 29 again real soon!
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 10:44 PM (U1eOr)
Poll in 2000 of physicists came up with the Top 10 physicists of all time:
Uncle Al (Einstein)
Newton
Maxwell
Bohr
Heisenberg
Galileo
Feynman
Dirac
Schrodinger
Rutherford
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2021 10:44 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at June 14, 2021 10:44 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 14, 2021 10:45 PM (5vPko)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 14, 2021 10:45 PM (AHq56)
whether he was just that damn good and knew when he could take crazy
risks and gambles or whether there is any truth to fate or luckPosted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 10:28 PM (csEWM
Embrace the power of "and."
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 14, 2021 10:45 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 10:39 PM (L2ZTs)
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Not Roman. Josephus mentioned the existence of his cult in his History of the Jews. Josephus was a Jew but well-connected in the Roman world. He was born a few years after the crucifixion.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 10:45 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: giardia
Cool.
Now do Mohammed
Posted by: Miklos, partaking of what is haram at June 14, 2021 10:45 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 10:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: jakee308 at June 14, 2021 10:46 PM (gHWbw)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 10:46 PM (GRWEX)
I've never heard of Caesar's Messiah, but I'll take a flyer, and guess that it's a stupid book full of bullshit if it's telling you anything you're repeating here.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 10:46 PM (pfqSb)
I've read a number of polls of 'experts' where the whipple tree is listed in the top three. To be honest, at the time I had to look up what a whipple tree was.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 10:46 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Ladyl at June 14, 2021 10:46 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 10:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 14, 2021 10:46 PM (5We2S)
P.A.M Dirac (I love to write it that way) once came to Clempson, and visited Kinard Hall, the home of the Physics dept.
When I was there, there was sort of shrine.
And then Dirac came in here, and sat in this chair. Don't touch it. And Dirac picked up this piece of chalk. Etc, etc.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2021 10:46 PM (Mzdiz)
Besides the Roman aligned Jewish historian that wrote about Jesus almost contemporaneously.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2021 10:47 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 10:46 PM (pfqSb)
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If you liked Chariot of the Gods...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 10:47 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 10:47 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 14, 2021 10:47 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 14, 2021 10:46 PM (5We2S)
I have it on good authority that he'll be bringing John Wayne with him....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 10:47 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 10:47 PM (TvHck)
Posted by: Mathesar at June 14, 2021 10:47 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Zettai at June 14, 2021 10:47 PM (UCQFz)
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 10:48 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 10:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 10:48 PM (U1eOr)
He said it himself: "Alea iacta est." ("the die is cast", which turns out to have nothing to do with Matchbox cars).
His biggest mistake was trying too hard NOT to be like Sulla, and as a result leaving far too many of his enemies alive.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 10:48 PM (XGAZE)
Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 10:41 PM (2DOZq)
Heinrich Hertz demonstrated transmission of microwaves over a distance of several meters. AFAIK, Marconi is the first individual to use radio to transmit intelligent data over an appreciable distance.
And Reginald Fessenden (a Canadian) is the first person to transmit voice and music, and have it heard and and recorded by listeners on ships at sea,
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 10:48 PM (bADsm)
Uncle Al (Einstein)
Posted by: publius
We drop an A-bomb on you, baby
We drop an A-bomb on you
Posted by: The Gap Band feat. the Hungarian All-Stars at June 14, 2021 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)
The cure for giardia is to make toast in the bathtub. Works every time.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 10:49 PM (pfqSb)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 14, 2021 10:49 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 14, 2021 10:49 PM (colGo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 10:49 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 10:47 PM (fLVm1)
Hey Now!
My book was the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
Posted by: erik von fraudikken at June 14, 2021 10:49 PM (uxUoN)
Your argument is with the patent office.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 10:49 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 14, 2021 10:49 PM (BMmaB)
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The hold-up was due to the fact that Arabs had to get writing first.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 10:50 PM (fLVm1)
The first Cro-Magnon (modern European) who domesticated wolves to guard sleeping family and fight off the cannibalistic Neanderthals at night.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 14, 2021 10:51 PM (BRWkz)
I have have never said I have proof, just faith.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 10:51 PM (GRWEX)
Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 10:51 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 14, 2021 10:52 PM (5vPko)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 10:52 PM (TvHck)
There are a lot of oddities with early Muslim history.
If you follow the Koran and Hadiths, Mecca and Medina were really important trading centers in the time of Mohammed.
Oddly though the Romans didn't talk much about them and never tried to conquer them even though they were next door to the Roman Empire at its height.One would presume the Romans (and Persians) would have been a lot more interested in taking the Mecca of Muslim history then all the blood and treasure they spent on Armenia...
0 Links
Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2021 10:52 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 10:52 PM (GRWEX)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at June 14, 2021 10:52 PM (HKEfo)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 10:51 PM (GRWEX)
In that case, I think you are good to go!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at June 14, 2021 10:52 PM (hOUT3)
Good point.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 14, 2021 10:52 PM (BMmaB)
I'm not going to do this
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 10:53 PM (GRWEX)
Posted by: Cicero
We had writing and numbers before them India homos stole it!
Posted by: Rev. Imam al-Sharpton at June 14, 2021 10:53 PM (QzkSJ)
sleeping family and fight off the cannibalistic Neanderthals at night.
C.N.U.Ds?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2021 10:53 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 10:51 PM (2DOZq)
Probably raykon trying a new mode of trolling.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 10:53 PM (bADsm)
Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 10:53 PM (2DOZq)
I have have never said I have proof, just faith.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 10:51 PM (GRWEX
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Christ as messiah and Christ as historical figure are two separate discussions. But he most definitely, certainly existed.
Same with Mohammed. Was he the last prophet of G-d? That's up for debate. What isn't is that he existed, and was also a cock-knocker.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 10:54 PM (pfqSb)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 14, 2021 10:54 PM (colGo)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2021 10:54 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at June 14, 2021 10:54 PM (buTO7)
Same with Mohammed. Was he the last prophet of G-d? That's up for debate. What isn't is that he existed, and was also a cock-knocker.
Posted by: Y
not saying he did not, more that it not something I spend time worrying over
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 10:54 PM (GRWEX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 10:54 PM (bADsm)
To the tune of Battle Hymn of the Republic:
Jesus is a goalie for the Rangers of New YorkJesus is a goalie for the Rangers of New YorkJesus is a goalie for the Rangers of New YorkJesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
Free beer for all the ruggers . . .
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 14, 2021 10:55 PM (BMmaB)
After weeks of caring for autistic children, I can see why one would be reluctant to dive into an ONT...
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Zettai at June 14, 2021 10:55 PM (UCQFz)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 14, 2021 10:55 PM (AHq56)
Care to take a guess what that means?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 10:43 PM (pfqSb)
He never watched TV. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 14, 2021 10:55 PM (VwHCD)
Clones-R-Us makes Backups
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 10:55 PM (XGAZE)
Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 10:56 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 10:51 PM (GRWEX)
Faith is what tells you his death and resurrection and ascension were real. That's a gift that not everyone gets.
Plain old not being a fucking dumas* is all you need to know that Jesus existed.
(Yes, autocucumber, but stet because LOL.)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 10:56 PM (6FeV1)
Probably raykon trying a new mode of trolling.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 10:53 PM (bADsm
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Yeah, I'm getting a raykon vibe. And that guy is just too elderly to be with the trolling times. His usual routine dates from like a quarter-century ago. If he's trying to learn new tricks, it won't work.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 10:56 PM (pfqSb)
Now when I click to YouTube, *Chuck Schumer's* ugly mug comes up. Bleah!!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 10:56 PM (L2ZTs)
He could have really been something if he hadn't spent so much energy ticking off Xena
Posted by: Methos at June 14, 2021 10:56 PM (kOpft)
Plain old not being a fucking dumas* is all you need to know that Jesus existed.
(Yes, autocucumber, but stet because LOL.)
Posted by: W
I get that, it is just something I never find it worth fighting over.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 10:57 PM (GRWEX)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Zettai
Training.
Preparation.
Posted by: Lt. Gen. Miklos-Lloyd Fredendall at June 14, 2021 10:57 PM (QzkSJ)
debate. What isn't is that he existed, and was also a cock-knocker.
The Koran brags about him banging an older woman to get her money and then enjoying 'marital relations" with a nine year old girl. But...I don't remember any stories about boys...
Funny thing about the Koran - it presents Muhammed as a monster - murdering whole tribes for not worshiping his god and doing horrible things to a child...and yet this is intended to be a positive portrayal.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2021 10:57 PM (DpkTQ)
I don't think so. The Roman Republic was on its deathbed, much like ours. Someone was gonna knock it over. Likely someone far worse than Julius (the example of dozens of Roman emperors demonstrates just how much worse things can get).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 10:57 PM (XGAZE)
Posted by: TC at June 14, 2021 10:58 PM (KuDNQ)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 10:58 PM (GRWEX)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 14, 2021 10:59 PM (2XXh9)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 10:57 PM (XGAZE)
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The Roman Republic had been unraveling since the assassinations of the Gracchi.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 10:59 PM (fLVm1)
Same with Mohammed. Was he the last prophet of G-d? That's up for
debate. What isn't is that he existed, and was also a cock-knocker.
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I just meant he was a bastard, not a literal asspounder. But a child rapist? Yes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 10:59 PM (pfqSb)
"Alea iacta est." One of the ten greatest quotes of all time. Posted by: TC at June 14, 2021 10:58 PM (KuDNQ
Thank you.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 14, 2021 10:59 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 10:59 PM (bADsm)
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Scholars (top men) say he didn't exist in any writngs of the day. Nobody ever heard of him till a few hundred years after he supposedly died, is the info I read.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at June 14, 2021 10:59 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
*rotates BOTH monocles*
*applies fresh moustache wax*
*prepares to re-engage*
Posted by: Miklos, with less than 50,000 day miles on this sweet item at June 14, 2021 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at June 14, 2021 11:01 PM (HKEfo)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 10:58 PM (GRWEX)
Untold millions of rusted razors from the 1970s & 1980s.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 14, 2021 11:01 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 10:58 PM (GRWEX)
Would you believe lots and lots of rock?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 11:01 PM (bADsm)
Saw a video last week that claimed Christian writers mentioned Mohammed within 2 years of his death ... substantially better than Christ on that count.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 14, 2021 11:01 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 11:01 PM (TvHck)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 14, 2021 11:01 PM (colGo)
frankly I just want to know what is in the pyramids
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 10:58 PM (GRWEX)
These days? definitely some old beer bottles. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 14, 2021 11:01 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: klaftern at June 14, 2021 11:02 PM (r4sI4)
Getting Augustus after Julius was pretty amazing really - but that dynasty went down hill fast as you can see in the wonderful "documentary", Caligula featuring a young Helen Mirren.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2021 11:02 PM (DpkTQ)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Ji
nice
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 11:02 PM (GRWEX)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 14, 2021 11:02 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 10:58 PM (GRWEX)
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I went in one in 2003. It was mostly heat.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 11:03 PM (fLVm1)
Seen on the cover of one of the tabloids tonight at a drug store: "What JFK Told His Bodyguards Before He Died"
You all failed and you're fired!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 14, 2021 11:03 PM (1hy/q)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 10:58 PM (GRWEX)
Untold millions of rusted razors from the 1970s & 1980s.
Jim
None of that crap at my to-scale pyramid. Kukulcan forfend.
Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Full-Contact Endless Taco Bar at June 14, 2021 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Once you get the guitar, plug in the amp, and play it in the bathtub. That's all you need to know.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 11:03 PM (pfqSb)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 14, 2021 11:03 PM (5vPko)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 11:03 PM (XGAZE)
Posted by: Alber
we should set the oak island boys after the pyramids
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 11:04 PM (GRWEX)
You all failed and you're fired! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 14, 2021 11:03 PM (1hy/q
Who's that guy in the 6th floor window?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 14, 2021 11:04 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: giardia at June 14, 2021 11:02 PM (pkP3h)
Well, that you can take to the bank.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 11:04 PM (bADsm)
Posted by: Teal'c at June 14, 2021 11:04 PM (kOpft)
I get that, it is just something I never find it worth fighting over.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 10:57 PM (GRWEX)
I know, I'm just edgy about shit.
I want to live in a pluralistic, copacetic world where you can believe what you like about matters of faith, but allowing lies and garbage about historically verifiable facts to slide is how bullshit like "President Biden" comes to be a thing.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 11:04 PM (6FeV1)
The wood that does...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 14, 2021 11:05 PM (colGo)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 11:01 PM (TvHck)
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IIRC, Pilate's historical existence wasn't confirmed until pretty recently, when an inscription was found with his name on it on a cornerstone in Caesarea on the coast of Israel.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 11:05 PM (fLVm1)
What is this a pyramid for? ANTS?
Posted by: Zoolander at June 14, 2021 11:05 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nanos gigantum humeris insidentes at June 14, 2021 10:03
Dementia Joe's performance at the G7 was cringeworthy. Forgetting country's names and something else...oh yeah, he thought PM of S Africa wasn't introduced, when he already had been.
They laughed at him and he laughed along as the pathetic placeholder he is.
Posted by: Farmer at June 14, 2021 11:05 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nanos gigantum humeris insidentes at June 14, 2021 11:05 PM (TqEer)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at June 14, 2021 11:05 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 11:05 PM (GRWEX)
It's about an hour or so long, but a neat little documentary if you are into such things.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rFPuSK4fcZs
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 14, 2021 11:05 PM (5We2S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
The Bank of Credit and Commerce International (BCCI), specifically
Posted by: As Miklos recalls at June 14, 2021 11:06 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 11:05 PM (fLVm1)
Maybe that was an ad for a Pilates exercise gym.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 11:07 PM (bADsm)
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=114577
Her parents need to be jailed for giving her that name.
Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2021 11:07 PM (YoCgm)
Wonder if Putin laughs in his face?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 14, 2021 11:07 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 14, 2021 11:08 PM (2k5ha)
Posted by: As Miklos innocently asks at June 14, 2021 11:08 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 14, 2021 11:08 PM (1hy/q)
recently, when an inscription was found with his name on it on a
cornerstone in Caesarea on the coast of Israel.
The Bible was considered to be fairly historically accurate until the modern era - then the new left went on a jihad to declare it all fake but...in objectively verifiable manner it keeps showing it isn't...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2021 11:09 PM (DpkTQ)
They laughed at him and he laughed along as the pathetic placeholder he is.
Posted by: Farmer at June 14, 2021 11:05 PM (55Qr6)
What is the PM of South Africa doing at the G7? Their economy would have to be racing to make it into the G20.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 11:09 PM (bADsm)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 11:10 PM (GRWEX)
"No proof for Jesus existing" -- you to have to ignore a stack of history to believe that.
The Gospels and Acts alone have been confirmed as historically reliable documents by countless archaeological digs.
Posted by: callsign claymore at June 14, 2021 11:10 PM (M1BFL)
You can thank Tesla for the polyphase AC induction motor. And it does indeed make the world go 'round. It would be in the top 10 inventions of all time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2021 11:10 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 10:54 PM (pfqSb
In order to be a prophet of God, a person has to be telling the truth about God.
Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 11:10 PM (tcsxg)
AC/DC, whatever: https://youtu.be/8d0lrp3Nsi0
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 14, 2021 11:10 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nanos gigantum humeris insidentes at June 14, 2021 11:10 PM (TqEer)
Slo Jo: "What?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 14, 2021 11:08 PM (1hy/q)
-SayHuhIfWeCanHaveAlaskaBack.
-Huh?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 11:10 PM (6FeV1)
I think the recent discovery is noteworthy because there was no mention of Pilate in the *roman* records.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 14, 2021 11:11 PM (AHq56)
"I'm cutting your pay"
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 11:11 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 14, 2021 11:12 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 11:12 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 14, 2021 11:12 PM (colGo)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 14, 2021 11:11 PM (AHq56)
Well, in Latin, he was known as "Pontiac V8".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 11:13 PM (bADsm)
Posted by: As Miklos knows, being a cunning sort of linguist at June 14, 2021 11:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 14, 2021 11:11 PM (AHq56)
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Pilate was a pretty incompetent procurator and he didn't last in the position for very long. Since he was a white male he could be fired without consequences.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 11:13 PM (fLVm1)
Dude got himself posted to what the Romans would have considered the ass end of the world. I don't think they felt any need to remember him.
Posted by: Methos at June 14, 2021 11:13 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Doof at June 14, 2021 11:14 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 14, 2021 11:14 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 11:14 PM (GRWEX)
Posted by: klaftern at June 14, 2021 11:14 PM (r4sI4)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at June 14, 2021 11:14 PM (HKEfo)
They're there to demand Reparations, d'uh! Blamin' the Yrrrrpeons for sending the Boers in the first damn place!
Hope they brought the Mandela Funeral Sign Language Guy to help 'em make their point?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 14, 2021 11:15 PM (QzJWU)
Jim
If I ever make it to a MoMe, I will really have to practice.
Posted by: Miklos Mandela MoMe Sign Language Guy at June 14, 2021 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)
It's a Host from the 800s AD, preserved to this very moment. Doctors and scientists poked and scoped It in the late 20th Century -- it's human heart tissue, blood type AB.
There are a large number of other Eucharistic miracles across the ages. They're always blood type AB, from a human male.
Doubting Thomas the Apostle gets a bad rap. He wanted proof, and Jesus gave it to him.
Posted by: callsign claymore at June 14, 2021 11:17 PM (M1BFL)
cringeworthy. Forgetting country's names and something else...oh yeah,
he thought PM of S Africa wasn't introduced, when he already had been.
They laughed at him and he laughed along as the pathetic placeholder he is.
Posted by: Farmer at June 14, 2021 11:05 PM (55Qr6)
Man no kidding. I saw some clips. That fucking dude couldn't find his ass with both hands and a flashlight. I mean we knew that, but this assclown is going serious crash and burn.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 14, 2021 11:17 PM (VwHCD)
Speaking the words of Satan. Check. Molesting kids. Check. Slaughtering whole tribes of people for no reason. Check.
Peace be upon him indeed...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2021 11:17 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: klaftern at June 14, 2021 11:14 PM (r4sI4)
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But Biden knows how to hide a finger.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 11:17 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 14, 2021 11:18 PM (colGo)
In fact, there is a song about that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0Q3GIXoX7E
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 11:18 PM (bADsm)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know
Consider contextually that Mohammed came roughly 700 years after Christ. Not really a sound comparison.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nanos gigantum humeris insidentes at June 14, 2021 11:18 PM (TqEer)
Posted by: klaftern at June 14, 2021 11:14 PM (r4sI4)
Of course you'll never see it, its up biden's ass making his lips move.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 14, 2021 11:18 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at June 14, 2021 11:18 PM (HKEfo)
Posted by: Doof
Howdylings, Hordero!
Hope you enjoyed your sojourn in the pie/pizza slice Shaped State!
Posted by: Miklos, rejoicing on the banks of the Saluda at June 14, 2021 11:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2021 11:19 PM (YoCgm)
Posted by: Doof at June 14, 2021 11:20 PM (mZUr4)
If, like me, the Joe Show is your favorite comedy, today was a good day. I can't wait for next week's installment.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 11:20 PM (pfqSb)
Posted by: Young daughter of Deep State parents at June 14, 2021 11:20 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 14, 2021 11:20 PM (AHq56)
you should see that guy do math
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 11:21 PM (GRWEX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 11:20 PM (pfqSb)
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In next week's episode, Joe insists on punching the magic codes into a keyboard that he found in an old briefcase.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 11:22 PM (fLVm1)
Hope you enjoyed your sojourn in the pie/pizza slice Shaped State!
Posted by: Miklos, rejoicing on the banks of the Saluda at June 14, 2021 11:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Most certainly did! Good beach weather and great restaurants. Also got to see Darius Rucker perform a full concert for free.
Might be coming back down for the Ravenel Bridge 10K in late September
Posted by: Doof at June 14, 2021 11:22 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2021 11:22 PM (YoCgm)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 14, 2021 11:20 PM (AHq56)
That is an awesome song. Love it!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 11:22 PM (bADsm)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 11:23 PM (pfqSb)
you should see that guy do math
Posted by: confederatefifth
less white ppls=mo money
Posted by: Miklos, short and not so sweet at June 14, 2021 11:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 14, 2021 11:23 PM (AHq56)
Honey, if there is a CoMoMe, I expect you probably can't make it here. You're probably too far away.
I'm hoping we have a CO...bring your own self if you can.
But, I do hope it happens.?.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 14, 2021 11:24 PM (colGo)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 14, 2021 11:23 PM (AHq56)
Yep. Townes Van Zant.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 11:25 PM (bADsm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 11:26 PM (L2ZTs)
This shitwipe was going to burn it and I managed to snatch it before he could damage it, then dared him to come take it away.Long story short NONE of the bystanders had the nuts to try so now it lives with me and gets flown on Flag Day and the 4th of July.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 14, 2021 11:26 PM (KATBx)
Might be coming back down for the Ravenel Bridge 10K in late September
Posted by: Doof
Excellent.
Darius has turned out to be a Seriously Good Guy, despite being from Charleston originally.
Played a show when first starting out behind my (rented) house for $50 and all the beer they could drink.
Posted by: Miklos, oh the sweet days of the 80s at June 14, 2021 11:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 14, 2021 11:27 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 11:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Not enough moisture content, or else the covering membrane is broken.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 11:27 PM (bADsm)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 11:27 PM (pfqSb)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 11:27 PM (TvHck)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 11:28 PM (L2ZTs)
Why do some popcorn kernels refuse to pop?
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 11:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Same reason fools fall in love and birds sing so gay
Posted by: Doof at June 14, 2021 11:29 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Miklos, additional inspiration is always appreciated at June 14, 2021 11:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 11:28 PM (L2ZTs)
Steve, go here, and listen to the whole album:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBUQb6VFgw0
It is a hella fine album. The original Animals, doing a reunion album.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 11:30 PM (bADsm)
Too dry. Popcorn pops because of superheated water inside, sealed in by the hard outer shell. When the pressure gets high enough, it pops.
If there's not enough water inside, it won't build up enough pressure to pop.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2021 11:31 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 10:17 PM (GRWEX)
I saw video of a person wielding a Sub 2000 kill two guys 75 yards away.
Posted by: Just a side note
I've ranged mine out to about 100 yards. It's a dim fine car gun as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nanos gigantum humeris insidentes at June 14, 2021 11:31 PM (TqEer)
Posted by: Doof at June 14, 2021 11:32 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 11:09
I think the G7 has gone diversity amuck. Don't follow this BS but it sounds like they invited SA and S Korea maybe others. WTF?
Posted by: Farmer at June 14, 2021 11:32 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 11:32 PM (pfqSb)
Posted by: klaftern at June 14, 2021 11:14 PM (r4sI4)
Putin is a crime boss allowed to nominally lead a syndicate. Lenin and Stalin would laugh at his weakness.
Posted by: TC at June 14, 2021 11:32 PM (KuDNQ)
A lot of people don't know, Eric Burdon was a Trump supporter in 2016.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 11:32 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: publius
Explains why my popped okra never works.
Posted by: Miklos, back to the row crop drawing board at June 14, 2021 11:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 11:33 PM (GRWEX)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 11:34 PM (GRWEX)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 11:34 PM (GRWEX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 11:34 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 11:34 PM (GRWEX)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 11:34 PM (GRWEX)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 14, 2021 11:34 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: qdpsteve
And Johnny Rotten (Lydon)
Posted by: Miklos, old enough to have been a punk before post-punk at June 14, 2021 11:34 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 11:35 PM (fLVm1)
And of course there was the G7+1, when RUSSIA! was invited, part of the (failed) effort to kind of civilize and engage that sad country.
Of course, apart from wealth and technology, there could be reasons to keep the social and political trends in the G7 at arm's length, if you're Russia, or many other places. Now.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2021 11:35 PM (OTzUX)
I heard "This Is Not A Love Song" on SXM for the first time in years, just a few days ago.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 11:35 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 10:17 PM (GRWEX)
I saw video of a person wielding a Sub 2000 kill two guys 75 yards away.
Posted by: Just a side note
I've ranged mine out to about 100 yards. It's a dim fine car gun as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: S
it is good for what it does, but it is not necessarily the best 9m carbine.
you get the folding but there is a penalty for that.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 11:35 PM (GRWEX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 11:37 PM (bADsm)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 14, 2021 11:38 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: Locarno at June 14, 2021 11:38 PM (3WLXg)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 11:39 PM (bADsm)
I've heard a lot of good reviews of the Sub2000.
Posted by: callsign claymore at June 14, 2021 11:39 PM (M1BFL)
Posted by: Doof
It ain't me.
Or even the memory of the bad news girlfriend whose dad was commander of the flotilla based at Charleston (he was cool, and interesting).
Until the recent decades, Charleston People have been known in SC for arrogance and condescension. They seem to have gotten over that now, after centuries.
"Charleston- where the Cooper and Ashley rivers meet to form the Atlantic"
Posted by: Miklos, ready to fire on Fort Sumter again at June 14, 2021 11:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 14, 2021 11:40 PM (5vPko)
Pixy made some emergency changes for ace a little while ago ... troll-be-gone.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 14, 2021 11:40 PM (AHq56)
Of course he plays hockey, rides animals bare-chested, and addresses foreign parliaments in their native language (Germany, his German is very good) - which compares poorly with "our" "president", so we should watch our words I guess.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2021 11:40 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: qdpsteve
And Johnny Rotten (Lydon)
Posted by: Miklos, old enough to have been a punk before post-punk at June 14, 2021 11:34 PM (QzkSJ)
I saw Johnny's band Public Image Limited open for INXS on the Kick tour at the Pariot Center (George Mason University) in 1988. Not too many INXS fans were into PIL - but I was a fan. And INXS was incredible!!!
Posted by: Doof at June 14, 2021 11:42 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2021 11:40 PM (OTzUX)
He might be an asshole, but he's an accomplished and erudite asshole.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 11:42 PM (bADsm)
My physicist list (let's see if it will let me actually send it this time...) would go something like: Aristotle, Newton, Hooke, Euler, Maxwell, Einstein, Pauli, Dirac, Von Neumann.
Posted by: Locarno at June 14, 2021 11:42 PM (3WLXg)
My physicist list (let's see if it will let me actually send it this time...) would go something like: Aristotle, Newton, Hooke, Euler, Maxwell, Einstein, Pauli, Dirac, Von Neumann.
Posted by: Locarno at June 14, 2021 11:42 PM (3WLXg)
There is a hard limit on carriage returns, Locarno. That is what probably tripped you up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 11:43 PM (bADsm)
Jesus was a real person, but was he first? His coming was prophesied, and at least one theory was there were multiple people trying to claim that mantle before the real mccoy. Dunno. There are hints. But 2000+ years makes conspiracy theories that puts JFK to shame.
Stuff I've read puts Muhammad on much shakier 'did he really exist?' grounds. Again, 1500 years allows for a shitton of conspiracy theories on this topic.
But hey, I've got no axe to grind and keep an open mind until someone invents a time machine. I'm not holding my breath.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 14, 2021 11:44 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: SFGoth
*moderate centrist glare*
I have an original Nixon/Agnew bumper sticker on my car.
Hijinx occasionally ensue.
Posted by: Miklos, unrepentant and switching to bourbon at June 14, 2021 11:44 PM (QzkSJ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zRwze8_SGk
Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 11:45 PM (TvHck)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 14, 2021 11:45 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: Doof at June 14, 2021 11:45 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
You'd think a Math Fan would know these things.
Posted by: Miklos, shrugging like a Frenchman at June 14, 2021 11:45 PM (QzkSJ)
It's late. Can't stay. I know, I know, the Horde cares not. But I care about you, Horde! I care.On a whim, I decided to do a quick and dirty search on the current status of that former all American retail outlet, Sears.
Hoooo-leeee shiiiiiiit!
https://tinyurl.com/2xdfs45y
That's farkin' BRUTAL! For a while I wasn't sure if Eddie Lampert was a villain or just in over his head. Nope. Villain. Fuck that guy.
Anyway...I'm out.
Night!
Posted by: Robert at June 14, 2021 11:46 PM (Sq18x)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 11:46 PM (L2ZTs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zRwze8_SGk
Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 11:45 PM (TvHck)
She was about 20 years too old for me. But she was smokin'.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 11:46 PM (bADsm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 11:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Hijinx occasionally ensue.
Posted by: Miklos, unrepentant and switching to bourbon at June 14, 2021 11:44 PM (QzkSJ)
How old is that car???
Posted by: Doof at June 14, 2021 11:47 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 14, 2021 11:47 PM (colGo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 11:47 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Doof
They can be proud of the food.
No problems there.
Posted by: Miklos, cooking She-Crab Soup when I get the right crabs at June 14, 2021 11:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 14, 2021 11:48 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: Miklos, parents donated the big-ass Cadillac at June 14, 2021 11:48 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: nobody at June 14, 2021 11:49 PM (fI2J2)
https://youtu.be/0pvAheaqBeA
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 11:46 PM (L2ZTs)
You'll be waiting a looong fucking time for that one. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 14, 2021 11:50 PM (VwHCD)
Some very nice craft beer tonight.
I always get a smile to see you...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 14, 2021 11:47 PM (colGo)
Likewise -- it's always enjoyable to hang out with you!
Posted by: Doof at June 14, 2021 11:50 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 11:47 PM (L2ZTs)
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The eyes have it.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 11:50 PM (TvHck)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 14, 2021 11:50 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 11:51 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Miklos, shrugging like a Frenchman at June 14, 2021 11:45 PM (QzkSJ)
There is a Locarno Beach in Vancouver, B.C. Vancouver has many really fine sandy beaches. Too bad the water is colder than a witch's tit for nine months a year.
My father was taught to swim by this guy:
https://vancouverbikeguide.com/city-legends-joe-fortes/
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 11:51 PM (bADsm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 11:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Every German in the 40s was a Nazi. They had to be to eat.
Posted by: nobody at June 14, 2021 11:52 PM (fI2J2)
No problems there.
Posted by: Miklos, cooking She-Crab Soup when I get the right crabs at June 14, 2021 11:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Shrimp and grits in the Lowcountry is hard to beat
Posted by: Doof at June 14, 2021 11:52 PM (mZUr4)
Stuff I've read puts Muhammad on much shakier 'did he really exist?' grounds. Again, 1500 years allows for a shitton of conspiracy theories on this topic.
But hey, I've got no axe to grind and keep an open mind until someone invents a time machine. I'm not holding my breath.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 14, 2021 11:44 PM (F0YaR)
You only need to die to find out everything about Jesus, or you could take it on faith for now and hedge your bet.
I guess once you are dead, you will know all the other stuff, too, so, there's that. An upside, if you will.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 14, 2021 11:52 PM (SDdx5)
For me, I'm just learning about this tool. I'm diggin' it so far...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 14, 2021 11:54 PM (colGo)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
There was also a Treaty of Locarno.
Important in its day.
Posted by: the stuff Miklos kids learn at June 14, 2021 11:54 PM (QzkSJ)
That sort of stuff is why I suspect that mathematics and physics aren't merely hand-in-hand closely related fields of study, but actually, deep down, unifiable as the same thing.
Posted by: Locarno at June 14, 2021 11:54 PM (3WLXg)
Posted by: 3 angry Irish inches at June 14, 2021 11:55 PM (uwA/B)
Posted by: TC at June 14, 2021 11:55 PM (KuDNQ)
Posted by: Zettai at June 14, 2021 11:57 PM (808AM)
Posted by: Doof at June 14, 2021 11:58 PM (mZUr4)
I've heard a lot of good reviews of the Sub2000.
Posted by: callsign claymore
Open sights. Optics require a fairly spendy mount to accommodate for the folding. C5 was right it is a niche gun, but a good niche. Fits in my old Rigid tool bag with 4 33rnd mags and travels well.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nanos gigantum humeris insidentes at June 14, 2021 11:59 PM (TqEer)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at June 14, 2021 11:18
Very cool Donna. Glad you got some employment w/ such nice rewards.
We are about the same age and I was put on disability in Dec, got a certified letter in Apr that my job was eliminated, after 32 yrs that was it. Classy management bastidgages.
Posted by: Farmer at June 14, 2021 11:59 PM (55Qr6)
I guess once you are dead, you will know all the other stuff, too, so, there's that. An upside, if you will.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 14, 2021 11:52 PM (SDdx5)
Ahhh, Pascal's Wager.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 14, 2021 11:59 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 09:05 PM
Dog: "Maybe I should've said DiMaggio?"
Posted by: Chuck C at June 14, 2021 11:59 PM (aViol)
Posted by: Zettai at June 15, 2021 12:00 AM (808AM)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 15, 2021 12:00 AM (TvHck)
High speed video (30 kFPS) of popcorn kernels popping:
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=FSZd33awqQk
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 15, 2021 12:00 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 15, 2021 12:02 AM (AHq56)
Kinda of like my coin collection. It's getting pretty valuable now, but it's a lifetime thing and I've *never* sold a rare coin. I don't know if I could ever do it unless it was to buy a kidney from a Chinese mafioso for a family member or something. It's also effectively worthless.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 12:02 AM (pfqSb)
Heh. My definition of hell is standing in front of our Lord in all his glory and then being removed, forever, from his presence.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nanos gigantum humeris insidentes at June 15, 2021 12:06 AM (TqEer)
Posted by: Zettai
Trianon? All of Hungary buys now for you drinks.
However , must listen until dawn about Injustice of Trianon, and agree.
Posted by: the stuff Miklos lectures foreigners about at June 15, 2021 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 12:02 AM (pfqSb)
For what it's worth, there is an old saying in the mining game: "You have to own a gold mine to make a silver mine pay."
Meaning, silver has always been undervalued relative to gold, and to the effort needed to mine them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2021 12:06 AM (bADsm)
Posted by: Cicero
I...I know where he puts it
Posted by: Young daughter of Deep State parents at June 14, 2021 11:20
STOP IT, just stop making me laugh like a maniac. You Morons are the best cure for the blues.
Posted by: Farmer at June 15, 2021 12:06 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 15, 2021 12:07 AM (KAi1n)
I've had only good experiences with Keltecs.
Posted by: callsign claymore at June 15, 2021 12:08 AM (M1BFL)
Posted by: Funsize at June 15, 2021 12:09 AM (eARTe)
I imagine the british army has a lot of stuff on-line by now.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 15, 2021 12:09 AM (AHq56)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I have a spare kidney.
Or to be more precise, I know Ukrainians who know people with spare kidneys.
Some are pretty cute.
Posted by: Miklos, happy to be assisting for all Kidney-related requirements at June 15, 2021 12:09 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2021 12:06 AM (bADsm)
Speaking of 'mining' WTF is bitcoin mining and how does it actually have any value
Clueless in MI
Posted by: a dude in MI at June 15, 2021 12:09 AM (+I6Y/)
Worth it's weight in silver at least. And Churchill is in the top ten of greatest historical figures.
Posted by: TC at June 15, 2021 12:10 AM (KuDNQ)
I'm assuming you know a low-country boil...
Sausage, shrimp, crowdads, etc., etc. Oh, and corn on cob, dipped in butter.
Did I get it mostly right? Obviously there's the spice part..
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 15, 2021 12:10 AM (colGo)
Posted by: Locarno at June 15, 2021 12:12 AM (3WLXg)
Clueless in MI
Posted by: a dude in MI at June 15, 2021 12:09 AM (+I6Y/)
Bitcoin "mining" is kind of like paying a whole fleet of knitting grannies to knit dick cozies for trannies that have no dicks. The fact that you spent "money" to accomplish that feat is supposed to endow the useless knitwork with value. See: marx' labor Theory of Value.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2021 12:13 AM (bADsm)
Posted by: SFGoth
Cheap and fast online method-
Find one Real Person
Check schools and assignments during the Relevant Period
They will cross reference other individuals
You will see patterns, the pattern of peacetime/colonial war and service in the Edwardian Era
Posted by: Miklos, Indian Army (Feathers) Ret. at June 15, 2021 12:13 AM (QzkSJ)
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Weinman coins. The pupil exceeded the master. Mercury dime and Walking Liberty half dollar. The Peace dollar second place. I also love the reverse of the Standing Liberty quarter very much.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 12:13 AM (pfqSb)
Posted by: KBUM - we're on your side! at June 15, 2021 12:14 AM (UFxcv)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 15, 2021 12:14 AM (colGo)
Posted by: Locarno at June 15, 2021 12:16 AM (3WLXg)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2021 12:13 AM (bADsm)
Well, that about sums it up. But does anyone make actual money off of Bitcoin?
Posted by: TC at June 15, 2021 12:18 AM (KuDNQ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
I want a place big enough to have my own crawdad pond.
Posted by: Miklos eats mudbugs, happily and without any pretense of apology at June 15, 2021 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: TC at June 15, 2021 12:18 AM (KuDNQ)
Seems you need like lots of graphics cards and stuff, so thats not cheap
Posted by: a dude in MI at June 15, 2021 12:20 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 15, 2021 12:20 AM (colGo)
Posted by: yop at June 15, 2021 12:21 AM (V0Ztm)
Posted by: TC at June 15, 2021 12:18 AM (KuDNQ)
People make money off all kinds of scams and bubbles. Trick is to get in, and get out before the bubble bursts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2021 12:21 AM (bADsm)
HOOAH !
Posted by: irongrampa at June 15, 2021 12:21 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 11:51 PM (L2ZTs)
The main problem is the beat of the original. It is sooooo....sooooooo out of the realm of death/speedmetal there is no good way to adapt that song without making it sound right. The lyrics are....well, pretty fucking Low T. It might be a cute song, but just not adaptable to metal because of the original beat. For shits and giggles I threw every metal picking pattern in my arsenal at it and its just...not good. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 15, 2021 12:23 AM (VwHCD)
My NC grandaddy fought in WWI.
Tried to teach me how to drive a tractor too.
But try to tell the kids that.
Posted by: Miklos, what happens when you are the youngest of the youngest at June 15, 2021 12:23 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at June 15, 2021 12:24 AM (808AM)
Posted by: TC at June 15, 2021 12:18 AM (KuDNQ)
Considering that there are a number of avowed bitcoin billionaires, I'd have to say
Yes.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2021 12:24 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 12:25 AM (pfqSb)
I suspect you live in a crawdad heaven. Your not foolng anyone over here....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 15, 2021 12:25 AM (colGo)
Posted by: a dude in MI at June 15, 2021 12:25 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: yop at June 15, 2021 12:25 AM (V0Ztm)
death/speedmetal there is no good way to adapt that song without making
it sound right.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 15, 2021 12:23 AM (VwHCD)
Hmm, missing some words there. It should have said no way to adapt it without making it sound right out gay.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 15, 2021 12:26 AM (VwHCD)
Yes.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2021 12:24 AM (F0YaR)
But they made it off people like you and me. Don't expect that pattern to repeat itself. All bubbles burst eventually.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2021 12:26 AM (bADsm)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at June 15, 2021 12:27 AM (buTO7)
Gold meets both criteria because gold is rare, huge gold finds are rarer, and it's easy to determine whether something is gold or not. Stable and hard to fake: great! Gold is also valuable in its own right, though, and this tends to confuse people into thinking money necessarily has to have intrinsic value on its own. It doesn't.
Bitcoin is an attempt (so far successful, as a first draft of the idea) of creating something that is stable (supply is rigidly determined by an algorithm to grow more and more slowly as time goes on) and hard to fake (complicated cryptology that grows more complicated as time goes on).
Posted by: Locarno at June 15, 2021 12:27 AM (3WLXg)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
No. That was Louisiana days. But they grow well here too, just no money in it. I do not care about the money, so fine.
But there are trout in the river, which is why I have bought a smoker.
Posted by: Miklos, a slow, slow, slow smoker at June 15, 2021 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at June 15, 2021 12:29 AM (808AM)
Posted by: JT at June 15, 2021 12:29 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2021 12:29 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: yop
Reporting for duty!
Posted by: Col. David French, JAG-off at June 15, 2021 12:30 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 15, 2021 12:30 AM (+WWsf)
Posted by: hiya at June 15, 2021 12:30 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Locarno at June 15, 2021 12:27 AM (3WLXg)
But we have to take it as a matter of faith that those who "authenticate" the whole "mining" enterprise are acting in good faith, and can be made to suffer penalties if the whole edifice breaks down.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2021 12:31 AM (bADsm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2021 12:26 AM (bADsm)
A good buddy of mine emailed me a few years ago asking me if shorting bitcoin was possible. I emailed him back several links.
Bitcoin at that time was around $6k. Today, it is around $40k.
And so it goes.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2021 12:31 AM (F0YaR)
We've got crawdads and trout in the streams up here in the northern terminus of the Appalachian Mountains... No one eats the crawdads, though...
Posted by: Zettai at June 15, 2021 12:31 AM (808AM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Exactly.
I traded my Bitcoin for Dutch Tulips
Posted by: Miklos-Paul Krugman, former Enron Advisor at June 15, 2021 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)
What is a bitcoin? The best way to describe is an abstract mathematical entity defined by cryptographic mathematical operations. If you're schooled in abstract mathematical thinking, it will make sense. If not, it won't.
The motivation came from libertarian (even Austrian) notions of an ideal currency that would be free from manipulation by governments, and not easily counterfeitable.
The definition of a bitcoin lies in the structure used to record transactions and ownership of the entities. Mining is the process of doing all that complex cryptographic number crunching.
The definition was such that only a finite number of bitcoins can be created, and the time it takes to create a new one gets harder and harder, taking longer and longer, as the number of bitcoins created increased. It would take an infinite amount of time to create all bitcoins. One would get only asymptotically close. The last bitcoin (actually fraction thereof) would take forever.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 15, 2021 12:33 AM (Mzdiz)
Just gonna lurk, I guess...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 15, 2021 12:34 AM (colGo)
Posted by: Zettai at June 15, 2021 12:31 AM (808AM)
As a kid, I caught a crawdad in Boundary Creek near Midway, B.C. Didn't know then they were yummy.
RIP, Cousin Anne.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2021 12:34 AM (bADsm)
Same shit after tech crash in the early 2000's and after 2008-2009 crash. Jobs aren't paying. Poverty level is just over 30k btw.
Been saying the legacy media, corporations, and Ruling class narrative about jobs and people not wanting to work was a lie.
Glad billionaires, big finance, corporations, and illegals were bailed out and taken care of over middle class and younger generations of Americans every single time tho. *spit*
https://mobile.twitter.com/newschannelnine/
status/1404599536040001542
There are more than 250,000 jobs available in Tennessee right now, but some lawmakers say there's a catch with that number:
Only 3% of the jobs posted pay $20,000 or more per year.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 15, 2021 12:36 AM (AnXE2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2021 12:36 AM (L2ZTs)
I've had only good experiences with Keltecs.
Posted by: callsign claymore
Depends on your AO.
If freedom is regulated, maybe a lever gun matching your wheel gun of choice A pocket 38/357 and leveraging provide options even in Marxist shitholes. (Or 22mag)
If free, then an AR is always a good choice or a PCC matching your handgun
Posted by: Jean at June 15, 2021 12:36 AM (Xih1H)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
call me sceptical
Miley is up to exactly what these days?
I thought so
Using the free hydropower from the crick behind the house
Posted by: Miklos thinks Publius is down-talking his own book at June 15, 2021 12:37 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: white hispanics everywhere, especially named Zimmerman at June 15, 2021 12:38 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 12:38 AM (pfqSb)
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A two-knee fish.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 14, 2021 09:59 PM (Cus5s)
THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE FISH DON'T HAVE KNEES.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at June 15, 2021 12:38 AM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 15, 2021 12:36 AM (AnXE2)
Seems there is a lot of money to be made out there, I just cant find that cushy big paying one. Speaking of which...is everybody a realtor now?
I just bust my ass all week for meager coin
Posted by: a dude in MI at June 15, 2021 12:39 AM (+I6Y/)
THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE FISH DON'T HAVE KNEES.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at June 15, 2021 12:38 AM (Fs5vw)
We didn't need knees, when we walked ashore on our fins.
Posted by: Devonian Fishes at June 15, 2021 12:40 AM (bADsm)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 15, 2021 12:40 AM (GRWEX)
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER
We have knees, and they are SO COOL
Posted by: the Bees at June 15, 2021 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)
We got my grandmother's dining room table back from a restorer today, which is part of Miley's been doing.
My maternal grandmother bough that table in 1919, she got married. I have vague memories of it as a kid in the '70s. It spent the last 20 or so years inside a storage trailer.
It was a mess, but they got it restored fairly well.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 15, 2021 12:41 AM (Mzdiz)
You have no idea about trout until you come to CO. No idea at all. Sitting at camp with fresh caught trout. Wrap 'em up in foil with butter and lemon...yeah baby...!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 15, 2021 12:41 AM (colGo)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 15, 2021 12:41 AM (colGo)
Sounds yummy. And, coming from a fish, high praise indeed.
Posted by: Devonian Fishes at June 15, 2021 12:43 AM (bADsm)
There were four chairs with it as well, and they got those shined up pretty well as well. But they're the type with the hole in the middle that needs something like cane or wicker. We're gonna be getting that done next.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 15, 2021 12:43 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: a dude in MI
So far, it seems that neither AI nor cheap guys in Bangalore, nor anyone with a recent college degree is going to kill my job.
When I have to (and get paid) I can write clear, concise professional English.
Guys like me are getting rare.
Posted by: Miklos, guardedly unconcerned at June 15, 2021 12:44 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Funsize at June 15, 2021 12:44 AM (eARTe)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2021 12:46 AM (bADsm)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 12:47 AM (pfqSb)
Posted by: publius
Getting a good antique restorer is art, science, and mainly luck.
I imported a lot of antiques to SC, and the only really good restorer blew his back out moving heavy pieces. Now long-haul trucker and restores cars (specialty-70s big ass Cadillacs).
Posted by: Miklos, who likes quality, unless certain quantities apply at June 15, 2021 12:49 AM (QzkSJ)
The fellow who broke the story about the "secret tarmac meeting" between Bubba and Loretta Lynch...
Posted by: Zettai at June 15, 2021 12:49 AM (808AM)
For myself, I have found that the best learning about fishing for me has been taught guys.
Does this make me a sexist?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 15, 2021 12:50 AM (colGo)
Used to catch rainbows out of Ferguson Lake, at timberline in the Sequoias. CA dept of fishngame airdropped fingerlings there, annually.
We'd catch their grownup kin. If it was lunch or dinnertime, cleaned and into the skillet in 10 minutes or less. Otherwise? Wrapped and stuffed into a shaded snowbank, even in August. Until dinnertime. Cornmeal breading, deep Crisco in the skillet, and eat until food-drunk, and then some. Worth the three day hike from the trailhead to camp, and then back.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 15, 2021 12:50 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Zettai
You know him?
You must...no, we'll come to you.
Posted by: The FBI still like Clintons at June 15, 2021 12:51 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 15, 2021 12:53 AM (2k5ha)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 15, 2021 12:54 AM (KAi1n)
So people all over forums and Twitter will see the thumbnail, and go back and spread the lie.
(He shot a store clerk and killed her because she asked him to wear a mask.)
No description in the story, just a white-sounding name. With "Lee" in it, so you know what that means. Not. Bing did this on purpose.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 15, 2021 12:55 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 15, 2021 12:55 AM (colGo)
I taught the lovely and long-suffering Mrs Z to fish, but she never was able to grasp the art of cleaning the fish, though... Curious, that...
Posted by: Zettai at June 15, 2021 12:55 AM (808AM)
Seeing a timeline issue here.
Posted by: Miklos, actual writer, author, and editor at June 15, 2021 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)
https://tinyurl.com/2m6xcyd9
Here's what it links to. Deception is rampant.
https://tinyurl.com/jfah9zu8
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 15, 2021 12:58 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: SFGoth
Bring in the East Africa Campaign, and von Lettow-Vorbeck.
Everybody loves Lettow-Vorbeck.
Posted by: Miklos, tryina help at June 15, 2021 12:59 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at June 15, 2021 12:59 AM (808AM)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 15, 2021 12:59 AM (colGo)
Posted by: Zettai at June 15, 2021 01:00 AM (808AM)
Here's a guy showing how to weave cane for chairs. I post this because the chair he's working with there is almost exactly like what we've got here.
Rather than the ornate back ribs, these have to just simple flat slats, but otherwise, it's about the same:
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=-R0ZqxGAmas
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 15, 2021 01:00 AM (Mzdiz)
Yup, that's the template.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 01:01 AM (pfqSb)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 15, 2021 01:03 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Zettai
*glares a bit, eats more dog, would glare more but got stoned*
Posted by: Miklos, tryina helpfiction about grandfathers written by former preznits at June 15, 2021 01:04 AM (QzkSJ)
But we have to take it as a matter of faith that those who "authenticate" the whole "mining" enterprise are acting in good faith, and can be made to suffer penalties if the whole edifice breaks down.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
The block chain maths are independently verifiable. What would break it is a new processor or software genius who figures out an efficient algorithm to find the next mcguffin
Posted by: Jean at June 15, 2021 01:04 AM (Xih1H)
We've been known to set up a grill on a Galveston fishing pier, and have at it. Other guests and fishermen n' women there HATE US when we do.
Because they didn't think of it first.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 15, 2021 01:06 AM (QzJWU)
You could count on gaining weight the way we ate even with the walking. Most of what we carried in was food (a bunch of freeze dried stuff ) but ALWAYS a bottle of wine, potatoes and a massive steak for first night--that was a ritual. There was the obligatory scotch also.
I miss those days and my Cousin.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 15, 2021 01:06 AM (KATBx)
Difference between crawdads and those other crustaceans?
I love them all. Not everyone does.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 15, 2021 01:07 AM (colGo)
Seeing a timeline issue here.
Posted by: Miklos
Protagonist is 5 when his father, a captain, is killed in 1915 in WW1. I could make it 1916. Doesn't really matter; I'm just trying to keep the math simple. It's not about WW1. That just sets the background for the story. The story itself arises out of a poem (well, song lyrics) I wrote some years ago to an old Northumbrian tune called "The Collier's Daughter".
Posted by: SFGoth at June 15, 2021 01:09 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Zettai at June 15, 2021 01:11 AM (808AM)
Posted by: Miklos, think armour in terms of trains at June 15, 2021 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)
I have a Ruger Hawkeye African Rifle, in 6.5x55 Swedish Mauser. It is a 1 in 250, in that chambering. Wears a Nightforce 2.5x10x40 scope, atop. Ebony fore-end, barrel band sling swivel, ramp and gold bead front sight. The walnut on this rifle is incredible. It was the distributor's SHOT show display rifle for 2016-2017. (Lipsey's Distributors) I bought it unfired, with all the original box, paperwork and accessories.
Permission to envy is hereby granted.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 15, 2021 01:13 AM (QzJWU)
Not sure where you hang out.
It has become unfortunate where I live over here that it has gotten silly, to say the least. I hope you have a better place.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 15, 2021 01:14 AM (colGo)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 15, 2021 01:13 AM
I doubt anything like that was ever issued to the KAR...
Posted by: Zettai at June 15, 2021 01:15 AM (808AM)
Remember, y'all, we are Americans, so you hold that head HIGH and PROUD as required by our heritage, ESPECIALLY during these times.
Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 15, 2021 01:17 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: SFGoth
I modestly suggest sticking close to some real people and events.
Actual history is beyond mere powers of fiction. For example, I just got (have not read) "X Troop-the Secret Jewish Commandos of WWII".
I also met Sir Fitzroy McLean on Korcula. And heard stories. Some shit you just can't make up.
Posted by: Honest and Helpful Miklos at June 15, 2021 01:17 AM (QzkSJ)
Niters.
Posted by: SMH at June 15, 2021 01:18 AM (YoCgm)
I have a Ruger Hawkeye African Rifle, in 6.5x55 Swedish Mauser. It is a 1 in 250, in that chambering. Wears a Nightforce 2.5x10x40 scope, atop. Ebony fore-end, barrel band sling swivel, ramp and gold bead front sight. The walnut on this rifle is incredible. It was the distributor's SHOT show display rifle for 2016-2017. (Lipsey's Distributors) I bought it unfired, with all the original box, paperwork and accessories.
Permission to envy is hereby granted.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 15, 2021 01:13 AM
My 1894 Swede, made in Germany before the tooling shipped, would be proud of his great-great-great-grandson.
Posted by: Jean at June 15, 2021 01:19 AM (Xih1H)
Jim
If the New Masters order you to shoot me, please use that one.
Posted by: Miklos, declining blindfold at June 15, 2021 01:20 AM (QzkSJ)
I gotta find a better site with a better class of guys
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 15, 2021 01:21 AM (8tNUK)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 15, 2021 01:22 AM (8tNUK)
It has become unfortunate where I live over here that it has gotten silly, to say the least. I hope you have a better place. Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 15, 2021 01:14 AM (colGo)
I'm looking to move 150ish miles inland, to deeply wooded rolling country in East Central Texas. I'll miss the coast, the saltwater and salt air with every fiber of my being.
But I've got to escape to a less densely populated, more natural resource survivable locale. 20 ish acres oughta do. I'm ready to close as soon as the title search says "go!"
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 15, 2021 01:22 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 15, 2021 01:22 AM (8tNUK)
Zastava or Sako. Those are the best ones.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 01:23 AM (pfqSb)
Posted by: confederatefifth
portable gold, my man
Posted by: Miklos, knowing what the downtown ladies go for at June 15, 2021 01:23 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: confederatefifth
busty lesbian porn site
I thought it was busty lesbian porn
Posted by: Miklos, possibly mistaken at June 15, 2021 01:25 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Y
zastava was what I was thinking. something in 16 and something in 10.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 15, 2021 01:26 AM (8tNUK)
Your rifle's 1911 M-96 companion holds an honored place in my safe. I've won podium positions in more than few .mil-surp matches, with that one.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
p.s. Your '94 was made from Swedish steel, not German. Swedes insisted on such, in the contract.
Posted by: Jim at June 15, 2021 01:27 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: M
some us prosecutor was trying to seize some thug's iced grill but the judge said no
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 15, 2021 01:28 AM (8tNUK)
I used to have an ATF Importer's License
Only used it for wine, beer and Stoli
Never did the extra gubs paperwork
What would it take now?
Posted by: Miklos, self-gut-punching at June 15, 2021 01:28 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 15, 2021 01:29 AM (8tNUK)
Posted by: Miklos, self-gut-punching at June 15, 2021 01:28 AM (QzkSJ)
You'd have to suck Yannis Yellin's dick.
Because, Treasury.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 15, 2021 01:30 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 15, 2021 01:26 AM (8tNUK)
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Loved mine before the boating accident. Milled receiver. No chanky ass Russian sheet metal.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 01:30 AM (pfqSb)
What would it take now?
Posted by: M
My advice is, if you want to do it right, wait until NR gets back, I have a sense she is winsome and knows what she is doing. She has five days off.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 15, 2021 01:31 AM (8tNUK)
Posted by: Jim at June 15, 2021 01:31 AM (QzJWU)
Because, Treasury.
Jim
I was hoping to be grandfathered in.
*shoots off Yellin's dick*
Posted by: Miklos, preferring Yanet Garcia as my Ministress at June 15, 2021 01:32 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Y
in another 100 years some guy is going to fish that out of the water and it is going to work the instant he gets it into his boat
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 15, 2021 01:33 AM (8tNUK)
Just reading. The housing and real estate market in Montana is going nuts. Lots of very wealthy people are bugging out to Montana. We are talking year on year increases of 41%.
They are actually pricing the locals out of their own towns.
You hear about the smart money a lot. Well, it looks like the smart money is deciding it's time to head for the hills.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 15, 2021 01:34 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 15, 2021 01:35 AM (8tNUK)
Posted by: Jim at June 15, 2021 01:38 AM (QzJWU)
One of the first rules is to be the first to panic. Remember the "fire in the crowded theater" thing? It used to be a big problem in the whole days.
If you happened to notice a fire getting started, you just quietly headed for the nearest exit, as fast as you could, but without tipping anyone off. If you yelled "Fire!", you'd be killed in the stampede.
I think that's what a lot of our wealthy elites are doing right now. The crowded theaters are the cities and even the 'burbs nearby.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 15, 2021 01:39 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos, preferring Yanet Garcia as my Ministress at June 15, 2021 01:32
Now that was just rude. She might be a part of an LGBTQXYZ minority. Protected species I think.
Posted by: Farmer at June 15, 2021 01:44 AM (55Qr6)
You will never make it, unless there's balls on your part. I realize you're far away, lovely friend. I would like to meet you, but I don't expect to.CO. But, Holy crap. All the best things to you!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 15, 2021 01:44 AM (colGo)
>The market is going to crash. Have you ever been exposed to a 4 to 6 month winter where the temperature is 10degF to -30degF? Not many people can take it. Time to sack up, folks! And the 50 deg temperature swings from morning to night make people wonder if they're on Mars with Elon Musk.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 15, 2021 01:46 AM (2k5ha)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 15, 2021 01:46 AM (colGo)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 15, 2021 01:50 AM (colGo)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 15, 2021 01:54 AM (KAi1n)
How does a gal hang out? I wanna dance...I got the music. Just need a partner.??
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 15, 2021 01:57 AM (colGo)
>I would dance with you, but I'm a thousand miles away. Maybe next time.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 15, 2021 02:32 AM (2k5ha)
Posted by: Miklos Spencer Churchill, before the Congress, 1941 (somewhat modified) at June 15, 2021 02:49 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: a dude in MI at June 15, 2021 02:53 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2021 02:53 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: publius
Any damn yankees trying to buy your land anymore?
Trying to sell Old Mama's house, and the real estate agents are more frequent and annoying than the skeeters.
Posted by: Miklos, diversifying at June 15, 2021 02:53 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, actual non-Keynesian economist at June 15, 2021 02:56 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: a dude
Lock up that dental floss Master Franchise first
Posted by: Miklos, neglected Mother of Invention at June 15, 2021 02:58 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2021 02:59 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Miklos, quite OK on English langueagaifications at June 15, 2021 03:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, doing what the Bible says at June 15, 2021 03:02 AM (QzkSJ)
Trying to sell Old Mama's house, and the real estate agents are more frequent and annoying than the skeeters.
Steady offers (most are really jokes, we'll give you *Cash MONEY!*).
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 15, 2021 03:04 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos, not doing Inca at the Tzampotli Family Fun Park at June 15, 2021 03:05 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2021 02:59 AM (Cxk7w)
Same here, finally a break from the heat and humidity. If this could be the rest of summer- ZERO complaints from me
Posted by: a dude in MI at June 15, 2021 03:05 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 15, 2021 03:05 AM (k/rH4)
Posted by: publius,
Holding tough
I only wanted to lease a 1/4 acre of good okra land.
Publius sez NO DEAL
Posted by: Miklos, buying back land my ancestors farmed for 200 years at June 15, 2021 03:07 AM (QzkSJ)
Mornin', all.
Posted by: My Life is Insanity
You missed nothing, but we missed you.
Posted by: Miklos, bearing fresh flowers at June 15, 2021 03:08 AM (QzkSJ)
And flowers?! Thanks!
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 15, 2021 03:11 AM (k/rH4)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity
*turns beet red*
*and I have not planted beets this year*
Posted by: Miklos, now about the coffee at June 15, 2021 03:14 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 15, 2021 03:15 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 15, 2021 03:16 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 15, 2021 03:18 AM (k/rH4)
Posted by: Pete Bog
And Victorian bitcoin crawfish boobs.
I'm sure it's in there.
Posted by: Miklos, of a certainty at June 15, 2021 03:18 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2021 03:21 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 15, 2021 03:21 AM (k/rH4)
Posted by: raimondo at June 15, 2021 03:23 AM (3ZHro)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 15, 2021 03:24 AM (k/rH4)
Posted by: raimondo at June 15, 2021 03:26 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity
Time to dance
In torn sheets
In the rain
https://tinyurl.com/p6mvxtd6
Posted by: Miklos the Presbyterian rain-maker Shaman at June 15, 2021 03:30 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, who learnt from the MBA guys at June 15, 2021 03:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JT at June 15, 2021 03:36 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Miklos, needs ice but too damn lazy at June 15, 2021 03:37 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 15, 2021 03:24
Same here, getting real dry. Hope hubby is doing better.
Posted by: Farmer at June 15, 2021 03:37 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 15, 2021 03:40 AM (BZBAG)
He was moved to in-patient rehab. He's walking a bit better with a walker. Dr. thinks yhat will continue to improve.
Not so sure about his critical thinking.
I was told it was a fairly severe trauma
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 15, 2021 03:41 AM (k/rH4)
Posted by: Miklos, apparently banned at June 15, 2021 03:41 AM (QzkSJ)
https://tinyurl.com/545fyd2u
Read the picked up a Chicago policeman last week being on a mailing list. Been saying for years how me a Democrat and I'll show you someone who wants the Gulag opened
Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2021 03:41 AM (Cxk7w)
Goes without saying.
Boobs are assumed on the ONT.
And sometimes they write incomprehensible posts
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 15, 2021 03:42 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Miklos, in the Miklosian way at June 15, 2021 03:44 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos of the Jungian Collective Moron Unconscious at June 15, 2021 03:46 AM (QzkSJ)
I shoulda stuck with boobs.
People are kinda tense about the usurpation of the ONT by the tech thread.
Instead of tense I was going to say touchy. Seemed too easy that close to boobs.
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 15, 2021 03:51 AM (Jzz++)
Have to lurk there from work. Maybe I will learn something tech-y.
Make it a good day, all
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 15, 2021 03:53 AM (k/rH4)
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 15, 2021 03:53 AM (Jzz++)
Instead of tense I was going to say touchy. Seemed too easy that close to boobs.
Posted by: Pete Bog
A tech-boob thread would seem generally acceptable.
Posted by: Dr. Prof. Miklos, peacemaker for All Modalities, , remain Blessed at June 15, 2021 03:58 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2021 04:00 AM (Cxk7w)
An emotional and scientific compromise. Almost touching?
I predict the crossbow longbow of implants vs unimplanted would dominate the comments.
I just want them all to get along
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 15, 2021 04:04 AM (Jzz++)
His life is not easy.
I have offered to adopt hampsters of many races, from many nations, and to provide them to Pixy in his honest work.
However, there is the United Nations Convention on Trafficking in Hampsters, and I do not wish to find myself in Milosevic's old jail cell.
Posted by: Dr. Prof. Miklos, currently unindicted at June 15, 2021 04:04 AM (QzkSJ)
Got relatives visiting starting today
Gotta make the house look like we ain't trash
Both sides of the double-wide
Won't fool nobody though, 'cause they cousins
Posted by: Miklos realizes at June 15, 2021 04:09 AM (QzkSJ)
Perhaps I can arrange an introduction via my acquaintance late of Wuhan Belfries LLC, biotech division.
The possibilities of hamster enhancements have my head spinning like a giant wheel
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 15, 2021 04:09 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Miklos realizes again at June 15, 2021 04:11 AM (QzkSJ)
Eureka! Enlightenment shall be gained and boobs will be touched. A new Valhalla emerges
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 15, 2021 04:15 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Pete Bog
My work here is done.
Now I have to explain to the dogs that they have to sleep elsewhere, 'cause I got cousins coming over
Posted by: Miklos, hoster with the moster at June 15, 2021 04:19 AM (QzkSJ)
So move it on over, little dog.
Run the vacuum. It will impress the kin with your meticulous nature
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 15, 2021 04:22 AM (Jzz++)
Sounds like a foreign born spambot.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 15, 2021 05:03 AM (k39e/)
Off to search for the next casa del TP today. Western NC /Eastern TN shall be explored.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2021 06:02 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: RandbotFan at June 15, 2021 10:19 AM (i7ZAA)
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