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French President Emmanuel Macron Slapped by a Citizen;
Le Figaro Suggests The Motive Was Anger About the Lockdowns
That motive is not confirmed, just speculated.
LeFigaro says that both the man and "one of his accomplices" were arrested. They're both part of the "Yellow Vest" movement that protested throughout most of 2019. I think maybe they're saying that the "accomplice" grabbed Macron's forearm, which then, I guess, opened him up for the slap delivered by the other guy. Another article suggests that Macron had been sensing growing anger from the crowds over France's almost-never-ending lockdowns. France is moving to the "third stage" of ending (maybe!) the lockdown this week, but I guess people are sick and tired of it already.
Macron came with all that agility and stamina to receive Slap pic.twitter.com/GyVzfRDn6v
— Noble 🔴 (@Noble_Hassan) June 8, 2021
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 08, 2021 02:33 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 08, 2021 02:33 PM (YxVzA)
Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 02:34 PM (nzEdf)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 02:34 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 08, 2021 02:35 PM (JzHQ3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 02:35 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Fedup at June 08, 2021 02:35 PM (68ya+)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 08, 2021 02:35 PM (Gf82x)
Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 02:35 PM (nzEdf)
Posted by: Flyover at June 08, 2021 02:36 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 02:35 PM (LvTSG)
A couple of years ago, or more.
Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 02:36 PM (nzEdf)
Posted by: Dino58 at June 08, 2021 02:36 PM (esrIA)
Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 02:36 PM (nzEdf)
Notre Dame burned under this loser's watch. Notre Dame! I wept in my son's orthodontist's office as we watched it in stunned horror. He deserves multiple slaps.
Posted by: jmel at June 08, 2021 02:36 PM (bVhJi)
yes it was about gas taxes and other assorted burdens the alliance between the very poor and very rich were putting on the middle class
also about immigration. mix of populist resentments.
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2021 02:36 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 02:35 PM (LvTSG)
Yes. I can't remember what specifically it was a protest about. But I think it involves protesting going even more commie.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 08, 2021 02:36 PM (ieBS8)
Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 02:37 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 02:38 PM (V13WU)
>>>The yellow vests movement or yellow jackets movement (French: Mouvement des gilets jaunes), is a populist, grassroots protest movement for economic justice that began in France in October 2018.
Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 02:38 PM (nzEdf)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 08, 2021 02:38 PM (xEIoY)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 08, 2021 02:38 PM (Cus5s)
yes it was about gas taxes and other assorted burdens the alliance between the very poor and very rich were putting on the middle class
also about immigration. mix of populist resentments.
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2021 02:36 PM (0G13K)
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I thought it sounded familiar.
I'm sure the past year has only done terrible things to their numbers. Surely.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 02:38 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 08, 2021 02:33 PM (YxVzA)
Who wouldn't like to pop Puddin in his capped teeth?
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 08, 2021 02:38 PM (y7DUB)
And here to clear the way for blmtifa?
Guess I'm just conspiracy-ing or something.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 08, 2021 02:38 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 02:34 PM (nzEdf)
I know the feeling.
Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 02:38 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Thrawn at June 08, 2021 02:39 PM (a+Mub)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 08, 2021 02:39 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 08, 2021 02:39 PM (4xxLO)
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 08, 2021 02:39 PM (KWVje)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 08, 2021 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 08, 2021 02:39 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 08, 2021 02:39 PM (4xxLO)
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"Checks out."
-Fauci
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 02:40 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 08, 2021 02:40 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 08, 2021 02:40 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: The Waterboy at June 08, 2021 02:40 PM (0M2wm)
https://bit.ly/2RyeWdu
Shockingly, he's hanging tough on both HR1 and the filibuster, which leads me to speculate on whether we will be betrayed by Collins or Boneless Pork Rectum (D-Utah) or both.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2021 02:40 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 02:40 PM (nzEdf)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 08, 2021 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: wytshus at June 08, 2021 02:41 PM (XGs0y)
Where are they on the EU, do they comply or are they pulling away like the UK?
Don't think the yellow vest issues were ever resolved, and they sure as heck aren;t controlling their refugee problems.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 02:41 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 08, 2021 02:41 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 08, 2021 02:41 PM (VgIeo)
Interesting we are hearing about the yellow vests again all of a sudden.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 08, 2021 02:41 PM (PNtP0)
Posted by: JT at June 08, 2021 02:41 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: wth at June 08, 2021 02:41 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 08, 2021 02:41 PM (5HBd1)
They're both part of the "Yellow Vest" movement that protested throughout most of 2019.
In other words, the Fake News over there is labeling them as "Far Right."
I don't believe it.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 02:41 PM (xWhqL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2021 02:41 PM (k39e/)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 08, 2021 02:41 PM (BRpqW)
Typical French shit.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 08, 2021 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)
It used to be worse when it was a mailed back hand. Or was followed by a duel.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 08, 2021 02:42 PM (PNtP0)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 08, 2021 02:42 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Macron's at June 08, 2021 02:43 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 02:43 PM (yFG1M)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 08, 2021 02:43 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 08, 2021 02:41 PM (VgIeo)
I dated a girl in college who was a big (I don't mean fat) girl and a life guard. Buddy, that girl could hurt you.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 08, 2021 02:43 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 08, 2021 02:41 PM (BRpqW)
Wouldn't it be since their last revolution? They are on like their 18th republic, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 08, 2021 02:43 PM (PNtP0)
Posted by: Xander Crews at June 08, 2021 02:43 PM (MpOGS)
Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 02:43 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2021 02:43 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at June 08, 2021 02:43 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 02:43 PM (yFG1M)
Don't tell Ian at Forgotten Weapons.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 08, 2021 02:44 PM (PNtP0)
Posted by: Rick James, Bitch! at June 08, 2021 02:44 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Xander Crews at June 08, 2021 02:43 PM (MpOGS)
A punch is just vulgar.
A slap says "Fuck you, you are beneath me."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2021 02:44 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 08, 2021 02:44 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 08, 2021 02:44 PM (BRpqW)
Washington could conquer modern Amerca today with a whifflebat if he wanted to.
Posted by: Bete at June 08, 2021 02:44 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: x4 at June 08, 2021 02:44 PM (oA+QO)
lol @ their masks...outdoors...but they're shaking hands
because the chinese virus only exists in mouths and nostrils, everyone!!
What A Fucking Joke This Clown World Is.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 02:44 PM (xWhqL)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 08, 2021 02:41 PM (VgIeo)
That level of enthusiasm should be taken as a compliment, I think.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 08, 2021 02:44 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Just a side note at June 08, 2021 02:44 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2021 02:45 PM (XSRBF)
https://www.rt.com
Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 02:45 PM (nzEdf)
Posted by: Revenant at June 08, 2021 02:45 PM (Z7rbj)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 08, 2021 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Washington could conquer modern Amerca today with a whifflebat if he wanted to.
Posted by: Bete at June 08, 2021 02:44 PM (Ojki1)
They've always had a much lower ceiling when it comes to rioting and tearing shit down. What republic are they on now? Fifth?
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 08, 2021 02:46 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 02:46 PM (xWhqL)
Posted by: Dr. T at June 08, 2021 02:46 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 08, 2021 02:44 PM (BRpqW)
I wondered that as well.....
Pepe Smells Insane Gas?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 08, 2021 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dr. T at June 08, 2021 02:46 PM (Vgw1E)
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They write a new constitution?
I mean, seriously, what else have they done in the past 100 years?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 02:46 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 08, 2021 02:47 PM (hHD25)
And by "slapped," of course, I mean with a Louisville Slugger.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2021 02:47 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 08, 2021 02:47 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 08, 2021 02:39 PM (o2MD2)
If anyone slapped that bag of weak synapses and stimulants, his heart would go into a-fib that would make deadmau5 sound like a Viennese waltz.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2021 02:47 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Psaki at June 08, 2021 02:47 PM (xeB56)
Typical French shit.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 08, 2021 02:40 PM
*shrug* I've slapped a few guys rather lightly just to get a point across
Posted by: Fool Otto at June 08, 2021 02:47 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 02:47 PM (xWhqL)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 08, 2021 02:47 PM (uwc6D)
==
No kidding. Fromage rebellion. Or worse.
Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 02:47 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Surrendering to Hitler?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2021 02:48 PM (XSRBF)
Then you know they mean business.
Tonight, Macron was slapped with the fishes.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 08, 2021 02:48 PM (vcOmj)
Throw out your hands, stick out your tush
Hands on your hips, give them a push
You'll be surprised you're doing the French Mistake
You'll be surprised you're doing the French Mistake
You'll be surprised you're doing the French Mistake
Voila!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2021 02:48 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Eromero at June 08, 2021 02:49 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 08, 2021 02:49 PM (c2XlY)
The curfew results in no fans for the night sessions. The ball kids
have to wear masks. It's ridiculous.
Posted by: Just a side note====
Science says that after dark, the freaky deaky virus comes out . . .which is totes worse than the daylight version.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 08, 2021 02:49 PM (4xxLO)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 08, 2021 02:49 PM (Vxu+H)
*shrug* I've slapped a few guys rather lightly just to get a point across
Posted by: Fool Otto at June 08, 2021 02:47 PM (DB16e)
Acceptable, but you've got the country's leader in your grasp and are pissed. Wanna send a message?
Break. His. Nose.
He'll start thinking differently about his actions for a spell afterwards.
You're going to jail anyway.......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 08, 2021 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Washington could conquer modern Amerca today with a whifflebat if he wanted to.
Posted by: Bete at June 08, 2021 02:44 PM (Ojki1
To be fair those "Americans" are as American as Vegetable Joe the Cucumber in Chief is "president".
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 08, 2021 02:49 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 02:46 PM (LvTSG)
Jean Cocteau, Orphee?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 08, 2021 02:49 PM (PiwSw)
I remember when French soldiers would taunt you a second time.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2021 02:49 PM (XSRBF)
.
Posted by: Macron's Mouth at June 08, 2021 02:49 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 08, 2021 02:50 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Surrendering to Hitler?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2021 02:48 PM (XSRBF)
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True enough.
The French were warlike once. It's been a while, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 02:50 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 08, 2021 02:50 PM (c2XlY)
Posted by: Macron at June 08, 2021 02:50 PM (xeB56)
Posted by: Fool Otto at June 08, 2021 02:47 PM (DB16e)
Reminds me of that scene in TDKR when Bane puts his hand on Daggett's shoulder right after Daggett insists he's in charge.
Bane: "Do you feel in charge?"
Posted by: Thrawn at June 08, 2021 02:50 PM (a+Mub)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 08, 2021 02:50 PM (TNyrE)
Macron is 43. His wife is 68.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2021 02:50 PM (k39e/)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 08, 2021 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Fully Vaccinated, President Harris Meets With President Of Mexico Outdoors While Wearing A Mask
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 08, 2021 02:51 PM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
Well, his wife does smell of elderberries.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 08, 2021 02:51 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Ah to revisit the Napoleonic era, when men were men and thought invading Russia was a smart move.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2021 02:51 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 08, 2021 02:49 PM
Good point.
Posted by: Fool Otto at June 08, 2021 02:51 PM (DB16e)
>>Journalists will admit -- when absolutely forced to by proof of incontrovertible facts -- that they were wrong. What they will never do is admit they were at fault.
Ha ha. Ace has discovered estrogen-ium logic.
(with apologies to the ettes.)
This is how women think. They were "justified," they were "forced" to act that way, "they had no choice."
"I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."
Well, this is how it's done.
But seriously, I think this is how people think when they are subordinate by choice. (ie, beta.) It is ingrained in them that "the government," or the UN, or "capitalism" is in charge of their lives and they blame the world for their mistakes instead of taking responsibility for their own ideas and actions. They do not want to be responsible (because that is hard,) but they also want to be able to bitch about things they chose not to control. I think it sums up the Left fairly well
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 08, 2021 02:51 PM (SOV0G)
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Who wouldn't like to pop Puddin in his capped teeth?
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And his hair! Obviously fake, it's a wig! Watch this!
*rrrrrripppp*
Oh, my bad...
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 08, 2021 02:51 PM (BCs5a)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 08, 2021 02:51 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Macron's Sexy Mommy Lady at June 08, 2021 02:51 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Pantifa at June 08, 2021 02:51 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Ah to revisit the Napoleonic era, when men were men and thought invading Russia was a smart move.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2021 02:51 PM (XSRBF)
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It should be fine if spring doesn't turn into summer, which then turns into autumn, which then turns into winter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 02:52 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: dartist at June 08, 2021 02:52 PM (+ya+t)
He was nearby and gave me a dirty look. It was menacing I tells ya.
Posted by: Macron's Mouth at June 08, 2021 02:52 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: Macron's Sexy Mommy Lady at June 08, 2021 02:51 PM (QU5/
So are IQ and Fuckability.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2021 02:53 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2021 02:53 PM (k39e/)
Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 02:53 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 08, 2021 02:53 PM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Bete at June 08, 2021 02:54 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 08, 2021 02:54 PM (E+OcO)
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 08, 2021 02:50 PM (WmGrA
Shouldn't that lead to a duel at dawn?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 08, 2021 02:54 PM (Gf82x)
Ah to revisit the Napoleonic era, when men were men and thought invading Russia was a smart move.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2021 02:51 PM (XSRBF)
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It should be fine if spring doesn't turn into summer, which then turns into autumn, which then turns into winter.
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I think that year, summer turned into winter.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 08, 2021 02:54 PM (BCs5a)
I live on a dead end so I really don't mind people using my drive to turn around, but dont fucking peel out.
Posted by: Fool Otto at June 08, 2021 02:54 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 02:55 PM (nzEdf)
not like Macron's creepy wife
she did get old
but not that video!
slappy guy showing us all how it's done!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 08, 2021 02:55 PM (j9HX3)
Ah to revisit the Napoleonic era, when men were men and thought invading Russia was a smart move.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2021 02:51 PM (XSRBF)
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It should be fine if spring doesn't turn into summer, which then turns into autumn, which then turns into winter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 02:52 PM (LvTSG)
They surrendered last time pretty quickly, I'm sure if we take Moscow the war will be over in no time.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 08, 2021 02:55 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 02:53 PM (V13WU)
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Pretty sure I heard that his body was dismembered and each part was placed in different boxes within the large sarcophagus. You know, to prevent him from coming back together and ruling France again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 02:55 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Megthered at June 08, 2021 02:55 PM (R4Skc)
Macron is 43. His wife is 68.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2021 02:50 PM (k39e/)
I think you've gone a little too far when you're a square root younger.......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 08, 2021 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)
I haven't kept up closely, but my impression is yes, they were heavy-handed.
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2021 02:55 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 08, 2021 02:56 PM (SOV0G)
Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 02:56 PM (V13WU)
Starring:
Richard Simmons as 'The Slap'
and
Emmanuel Macron as Himself
Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 08, 2021 02:56 PM (Nf3zW)
i believe she taught him in... high school. Supposedly they waited until he hit maturity to have sex. Then she divorced her husband (yes, married) to have sex with her student.
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2021 02:56 PM (0G13K)
As I recall, several of the 'rons were rather taken with the female agent's derriere.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 08, 2021 02:56 PM (quECl)
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2021 02:55 PM (0G13K)
You have to quarantine if you travel from one province to another.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2021 02:56 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Czech Chick at June 08, 2021 02:57 PM (haWye)
Posted by: Bete at June 08, 2021 02:57 PM (Ojki1)
_______
Yep, not that I'm advocating slugging politicians, but if you're going to get arrested anyway, you may as well hit him hard enough that he feels it and remembers it.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 08, 2021 02:57 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2021 02:57 PM (yQpMk)
I mean, seriously, what else have they done in the past 100 years?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 02:46 PM (LvTSG)
Well, the June Days, among other things.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 08, 2021 02:57 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: Kalel666 at June 08, 2021 02:57 PM (QYU2B)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Proudly raises hand!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2021 02:57 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 02:55 PM (LvTSG)
I have not heard that. There is stipulation that he was poisoned at St. Helena.
Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 02:57 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 08, 2021 02:54 PM (BCs5a)
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And they were forced to eat Sir Robin's minstrels.
And there was much rejoicing. (Yeaaah.)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 08, 2021 02:58 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2021 02:56 PM
Which is why I call him the piano teacher's catamite.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 02:58 PM (yFG1M)
Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 02:57 PM (V13WU)
I never agree to a poison stipulation.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 08, 2021 02:58 PM (Y5qcH)
Creepy. Also creepy when it's the reverse (e.g. Celine Dion).
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 02:59 PM (bDqIh)
i believe she taught him in... high school. Supposedly they waited until he hit maturity to have sex. Then she divorced her husband (yes, married) to have sex with her student.
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2021 02:56 PM (0G13K)
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Because Europeans are sophisticated about sex and shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 02:59 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 08, 2021 02:39 PM (PiwSw)
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Never bring a croissant to a baguette fight.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 08, 2021 02:59 PM (p7r9F)
Posted by: ace at
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this seems odd
Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 08, 2021 02:59 PM (vkDpM)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 08, 2021 02:59 PM (3H9h1)
Yes, she was his drama/English teacher, I believe. I don't care if there's an age difference. My brother-in-law is 12 years older than my sister, but Macron-25 years younger and his teacher?!. So creepy!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2021 02:59 PM (k39e/)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 08, 2021 02:59 PM (VpIIl)
Speaking of France, I've been watching so little Fake News lately I had just heard of the plummeting cable car in Italy that happened last week.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 03:00 PM (xWhqL)
Posted by: Socrates at June 08, 2021 03:00 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Well she's no Tulsi but beggars can't be choosers.
Posted by: Pantifa at June 08, 2021 03:00 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
I wonder if he will taunt Macron a second time.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2021 03:00 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 03:00 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Broseidon at June 08, 2021 03:00 PM (icI8A)
They go through waves.
A movie about the revolutionary figure Georges Danton was made in the 80s. During production, French feeling was with Danton, but by the time the movie came out some kind of nationalist zeal had come over the country moving opinion towards Robespierre. The negative portrayal of Robespierre doomed the film in France where it wouldn't have been as much of a problem a year before.
I maintain that Robespierre was one of history's greatest monsters, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 03:01 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 08, 2021 02:58 PM (Y5qcH)
it can and will kill you
Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 03:01 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: 11B40 at June 08, 2021 03:01 PM (evgyj)
Posted by: Inogame at June 08, 2021 03:01 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: runner
It wasn't poison. Just English food.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 08, 2021 03:01 PM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 08, 2021 02:44 PM (BRpqW)
Pelotons de Surveillance et d'Intervention de la Gendarmerie
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2021 03:02 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 08, 2021 03:02 PM (vkDpM)
Yeah, he was angry about the lockdown...just like those two muslims bombed the marathon race in Boston because they were angry about obamacare.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 03:02 PM (xWhqL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 08, 2021 03:02 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 08, 2021 03:01 PM (d9FiS)
hmmm
Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 03:02 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 08, 2021 03:01 PM (d9FiS)
Damn beans on toast again.
Should have stuck with fish n' chips.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 08, 2021 03:03 PM (a+Mub)
Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 03:03 PM (nzEdf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Not just creepy, but how emotionally stable could either of them be? Who would want to be led by a guy who is fixated on some early stage of emotional development - a boyhood crush on his teacher.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 08, 2021 03:03 PM (SOV0G)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 08, 2021 03:03 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Well, they're soccer players.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 08, 2021 03:03 PM (d9FiS)
Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 03:04 PM (V13WU)
Yep, YOLO. Be all you can be, put some effort into it, pull that arm back ,. wind up and spin around a couple times like your throwing a discus. Make it Hard enough to knock the taste out of that mouth for a month of Sundays (as Ma used to say). Make it the slap heard round the world.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at June 08, 2021 03:04 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 08, 2021 03:04 PM (Gf82x)
Correction: they were angry about Tax Day (April 15th)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 03:04 PM (xWhqL)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 08, 2021 02:44 PM (BRpqW)
Pelotons de Surveillance et d'Intervention de la Gendarmerie
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2021 03:02 PM (Q9lwr)
So, here we have, "Police! Open up!" and there it's a real mouthful.
Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 03:04 PM (nzEdf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 08, 2021 03:04 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 08, 2021 03:04 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 08, 2021 03:04 PM (Gf82x)
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Irma la Douce.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 03:04 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ... at June 08, 2021 03:04 PM (H+S8x)
Posted by: nobody at June 08, 2021 03:05 PM (QZFG0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 03:01 PM (LvTSG)
Pfffft!
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at June 08, 2021 03:05 PM (EERbD)
If someone did this to Joe Biden, it would be an assassination. His head would fall right off.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 03:05 PM (yFG1M)
Posted by: Cicero
Sire, the peasants are revolting!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2021 03:05 PM (Rvt88)
___________
She wasn't just married when she first met and "fell in love" with Macron (he was in a drama club that she ran after school), she also had three kids -- two of whom were older than Macron.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 08, 2021 03:05 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 03:05 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Guy Smiley
Pretty much what I was thinking. If I am going to get an assault charge for hitting a politician, I'd go for a right cross.
Posted by: West at June 08, 2021 03:05 PM (QY+6a)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 08, 2021 03:06 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 03:05 PM (V13WU)
I haven't even found that.
Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 03:06 PM (nzEdf)
Marathon bombers were angry about Patriot's Day, a MA holiday celebrating the beginning of the Revolutionary War in Lexington and Concord.
*Or really, just doing that thing where they attack on a key day of their target's history
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 03:06 PM (bDqIh)
I will dick no student, before his time.
Posted by: Orson Welles at June 08, 2021 03:06 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 08, 2021 03:07 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Froggy Le Slappe at June 08, 2021 03:07 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: iandeal at June 08, 2021 03:07 PM (EefjG)
Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 03:07 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: ... at June 08, 2021 03:04 PM (H+S8x)
C'est un baiser de la main.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 08, 2021 03:07 PM (EERbD)
Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2021 03:08 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 08, 2021 03:08 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 03:07 PM (KnJdm)
!!!
Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 03:08 PM (nzEdf)
Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 03:07 PM (KnJdm)
Looked like he was led away by his guards
Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 03:08 PM (V13WU)
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I remember the beginning of the global war on islamic terror when some lib news fakenews outlets would describe allahu snackbar as "an old arabic battle cry" to avoid mentioning the islamic terror of islamic terror.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 08, 2021 03:08 PM (vkDpM)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 08, 2021 03:04 PM
Louis XVI on the other hand...
Posted by: Bert G at June 08, 2021 03:08 PM (UcYvR)
L'insurrection!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 03:08 PM (yFG1M)
Marathon bombers were angry about Patriot's Day, a MA holiday celebrating the beginning of the Revolutionary War in Lexington and Concord.
Posted by: Lizzy
Chris Matthews of fake news msnbc immediately said they it was tea partiers angry about paying taxes.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 03:08 PM (xWhqL)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 08, 2021 03:08 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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the left surrenders to everyone but their constituents. For actual contrymen, there is no tool or punishment too harsh.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 08, 2021 03:09 PM (vkDpM)
Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2021 03:08 PM (Cxk7w)
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Robespierre ordered the first modern genocide with La Vendee refused to bend the knee to the Revolutionary government.
Seriously, Robespierre might have worked on a smaller scale than Mao or Stalin, but he was very much in their mold of evil. He just had more primitive tools to work with.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 03:09 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2021 03:08 PM (Cxk7w)
Still immersed in Archipelago ?
Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 03:09 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 08, 2021 03:10 PM (SOV0G)
Posted by: John Hinkley at June 08, 2021 03:10 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2021 03:10 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 03:10 PM (xWhqL)
Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 03:10 PM (nzEdf)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy
Irma la Duce' ? Just spitballin' here, boss.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 08, 2021 03:10 PM (vcOmj)
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today, they'd say they were motivated by trump, presuming he said something like "I don't run marathons" much like africans attack asians is supposedly trump's fault because he blamed chyna for the wuhan flu.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 08, 2021 03:11 PM (vkDpM)
What do they call a cocksucker in France?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 03:10 PM (xWhqL)
Le Président?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 03:11 PM (yFG1M)
Actress Ellie Kemper In Hot Water Again After Photos Emerge Of Her Using Aunt Jemima Syrup
From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 08, 2021 03:11 PM (d9FiS)
What do they call a cocksucker in France?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 03:10 PM (xWhqL)
Monsieur.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 08, 2021 03:11 PM (EERbD)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 08, 2021 03:11 PM (xopIz)
Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 03:12 PM (V13WU)
WTF? Glad I didn't hear that at the time.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 03:12 PM (bDqIh)
What do they call a cocksucker in France?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 03:10 PM (xWhqL)
French.
Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 03:12 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 03:12 PM (nzEdf)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 08, 2021 03:12 PM (vkDpM)
Posted by: Roy at June 08, 2021 03:12 PM (Ti+Tv)
What do they call a cocksucker in France?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 03:10 PM (xWhqL)
A Royale with cheese.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 08, 2021 03:13 PM (EERbD)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 03:13 PM (xWhqL)
Just think, this was the "filtered" audience.
Posted by: The Gerbil at June 08, 2021 03:13 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: runner
He wants to open an Amazon Distribution center in orbit...leaving Levon far behind....
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 08, 2021 03:13 PM (vcOmj)
It's a weird psychological flip for the French and their Revolution. All the high aspirations about liberty and equality in what had been a Feudal system for so long giving way to a bunch of vendetta settling and blood letting which basically consumed everyone involved until Napoleon applied lessons learned.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 08, 2021 03:13 PM (BRpqW)
Faggot French. An American would have broken his jaw.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 08, 2021 03:11 PM (xopIz)
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Let's be fair here. If this French dude slapped our President, Biden'd be in intensive care.
But yeah, if an American did it, his mummy head would just explode into dust.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 03:13 PM (yFG1M)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2021 03:13 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Skip
I've heard about 25,000. Hell, that's a slow Friday afternoon for Stalin or Mao.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 08, 2021 03:13 PM (d9FiS)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2021 03:13 PM (9VFzC)
Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2021 03:14 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 08, 2021 03:14 PM (aXxgO)
Too bad Macaroon's name isn't Curtis.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 03:14 PM (xWhqL)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2021 03:14 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 03:12 PM (V13WU)
I'd feel terrible if somebody hacked the systems once he was in orbit for a ransom. But forgot to leave a callback number.
Posted by: The Gerbil at June 08, 2021 03:14 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 08, 2021 03:15 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Eromero at June 08, 2021 03:15 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Wicklow at June 08, 2021 03:15 PM (uH65w)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 08, 2021 03:04 PM (guGkK)
Or De Gaulle. He may have been a cocksucker and a bastard and anti-American, but he was tough and personally brave.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2021 03:16 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 03:16 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: The Gerbil at June 08, 2021 03:14 PM (wAnMi)
He has to call tech support, in India.
Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 03:16 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 08, 2021 03:16 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 08, 2021 03:16 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 03:16 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 08, 2021 03:13 PM (BRpqW)
I don't think it's possible to overthrow a feudal system and form a functioning govt worth a crap. The vast majority of people in a feudal system are uneducated and motivated by revenge or greed. The Russian's and French couldn't do it without killing lots of people.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 08, 2021 03:17 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Eromero at June 08, 2021 03:15 PM (0OP+5)
My French 1 T.A. was a total smokeshow, until you got close enough and realized that she was French, and smelled sort of bad.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2021 03:17 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 03:17 PM (nzEdf)
Posted by: The Gerbil
And Bezos had to phone the Amazon help desk to try to resolve the problem.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2021 03:17 PM (Rvt88)
I have THREE bottles of Buffalo Trace for sharing.
Should be a good time.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 08, 2021 01:02 PM (XvPQV)
I have located my vintage steel tip lawn darts. Looks like we got all the ingredients for a memorable afternoon.
Posted by: Mr. Barky at June 08, 2021 03:17 PM (hKi6n)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 08, 2021 03:17 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 03:05 PM (yFG1M)
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Beat me to it: exploding fireworks as his hair plugs and dentures were launched, with blood spurting out of his eyes and his ... whatever.
Posted by: ShainS at June 08, 2021 03:17 PM (GvumD)
their businesses, and shaking family foundations, along with the
laundry list of other offenses, he (and others) are damn lucky that they
only experience a slap.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 08, 2021 03:14 PM (aXxgO)
This. . . . it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.
Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 03:18 PM (KnJdm)
@thehill
Alyssa Milano says she could "potentially run" for House in 2024 http://hill.cm/0zAt0ht
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Yeah, and I could potentially become a Playboy Bunny.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 08, 2021 03:18 PM (d9FiS)
And yeah, I agree. Of course he should have slapped him with a tire iron. He's a politician, after all.
But, let's be real. This is more spirit than anyone in the US has shown, and the American government's effrontery is far, far worse than Macron's. I'm as fond of bagging on La Belle France as the next man, but we don't really have room to talk.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 03:18 PM (yFG1M)
Posted by: Pres. Micron at June 08, 2021 03:18 PM (OFJlJ)
https://tinyurl.com/sd56jdky
Posted by: Gref at June 08, 2021 03:18 PM (AMIL/)
system and form a functioning govt worth a crap.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 08, 2021 03:17 PM (UuD2k)
The English managed it, although their brand of feudalism wasn't quite as brutal as the French, and there always was a sense that the peasants were people deserving of some protection.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2021 03:19 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 08, 2021 03:17 PM
This cannot be said often enough.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 08, 2021 03:19 PM (dkvcO)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 08, 2021 03:19 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2021 03:16 PM (Q9lwr)
Was he the one named after that airport?
Posted by: Gen Z savant at June 08, 2021 03:19 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Speak Truth to Power in Hope They Will Shrivel and Die at June 08, 2021 03:19 PM (ND961)
Posted by: Bonnie Blue says the election was stolen by commie rat bastards at June 08, 2021 03:19 PM (BNMel)
Posted by: Guy who slapped Macron that was tackled at June 08, 2021 03:20 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2021 03:20 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: John Kerry at June 08, 2021 03:20 PM (1fg6a)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 08, 2021 03:20 PM (vkDpM)
Posted by: Skip
uh, weren't the jacobins arguably the prototype for the commies that came later? Authoritarian populist uprising to seize power, centralized control,....
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 08, 2021 03:20 PM (SOV0G)
Agreed. The French laws and customs coming out of the feudal system are described as so arbitrary and confusing and completely without logical consistency it makes the current American Federal bureaucracy seem somewhat comprehensible.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 08, 2021 03:20 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 03:16 PM (KnJdm)
Love the guy in Hyderabad with the super-thick monotone accent. (I've worked with these guys for 20 years and still can't understand them)
"Hello, my name is Scott, and I'll be helping you today. After this call you'll have a chance to rate your satisfaction..."
I'm DYING UP HERE!
"Well, yes, I understand your frustration sir. First, I'd like you to unplug..."
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 08, 2021 03:20 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 03:16 PM (KnJdm)
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Tech support, my name Peggy. Have you tried turning it off and then turning it on again?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 08, 2021 03:20 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: irongrampa at June 08, 2021 03:21 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: nobody at June 08, 2021 03:21 PM (QZFG0)
The English managed it, although their brand of feudalism wasn't quite as brutal as the French, and there always was a sense that the peasants were people deserving of some protection.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2021 03:19 PM (Q9lwr)
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They also had a massive assist from a world-historical plague that wiped out half the population and made labor tremendously more valuable than elsewhere in Europe.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 03:21 PM (yFG1M)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 08, 2021 02:59 PM (3H9h1)
Keep laughing, Americans!
He's got more balls than you!
Posted by: Frogs feeling proud at June 08, 2021 03:21 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Toad-O at June 08, 2021 03:21 PM (cct0t)
and he absolutely adored and cared for his Down syndrome daughter Anne in a time when that was not common
Posted by: McCool at June 08, 2021 03:21 PM (BqBIh)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 08, 2021 03:20 PM (vkDpM)
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"This does not reflect poorly on Joe Biden."
-The press
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 03:21 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 08, 2021 03:17 PM (KZzsI)
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Particularly with whips and on the ass.
Posted by: Fang Fang, totally not a CCP spy but the next Mrs. Shartwell at June 08, 2021 03:22 PM (GvumD)
Posted by: 11B40 at June 08, 2021 03:22 PM (evgyj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2021 03:22 PM (k39e/)
Posted by: Gen Z savant at June 08, 2021 03:19 PM (PiwSw)
No...the cigarettes. De Gaulloise, shortened to Gauloises.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2021 03:22 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 08, 2021 03:20 PM (vkDpM)
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"This does not reflect poorly on Joe Biden."
-The press
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newest news stories "children do NOT learn hate from their parents, if they're folksy progressives from small blue coastal states."
Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 08, 2021 03:23 PM (vkDpM)
Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at June 08, 2021 03:23 PM (eMEkg)
Posted by: Mr. Barky at June 08, 2021 03:17 PM (hKi6n)
Booze and lawn darts. What could go wrong?
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2021 03:23 PM (Ez6QX)
Surely they can take her to some 'nice' facility where she can pose for a photo op with kids right ?
Posted by: McCool at June 08, 2021 03:23 PM (BqBIh)
I wonder if the Macrons' future will be as grim?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 08, 2021 03:23 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2021 03:19 PM (Q9lwr)
Arguably the English benefitted from the fact that the monarchy was overlaid over the older system where power was a lot more distributed.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 08, 2021 03:23 PM (jOcSX)
Niece? Natalie? Nepotism?
Holy shit, it is dumping right now. It's like the clouds for the whole year stacked up on top of me and someone said, "Go!"
Posted by: t-bird at June 08, 2021 03:23 PM (n/x6m)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 08, 2021 02:59 PM (3H9h1)
Keep laughing, Americans!
He's got more balls than you!
Posted by: Frogs feeling proud at June 08, 2021 03:21 PM (z79tQ)
Touche.
Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 03:23 PM (nzEdf)
https://tinyurl.com/2p2ssrvc
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 08, 2021 03:23 PM (bSk6g)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 08, 2021 03:20 PM (vkDpM)
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Hey it's not like he said "Pussy!"
Posted by: ShainS at June 08, 2021 03:24 PM (GvumD)
Posted by: spindrift at June 08, 2021 03:24 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2021 03:24 PM (Cxk7w)
lol @ their masks...outdoors...but they're shaking hands
because the chinese virus only exists in mouths and nostrils, everyone!!
What A Fucking Joke This Clown World Is.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 02:44 PM (xWhqL)
Man, you don't understand. The mask has nothing to do with the mutherhumpin virus. It won't do shit anyway. The mask is your symbol of submission to the authority of your superiors. It is kissing their ring so to speak.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 08, 2021 03:24 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 08, 2021 03:24 PM (vkDpM)
Near as I can tell, PDT's kids were raised right, and are productive members of society.
Meanwhile, Joe's kids, typified by Hunter, it appears, well, MSM collectively yawns.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 08, 2021 03:24 PM (2SdPm)
Or some random piece of chain link fence that she can stand next to and fake cry.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 08, 2021 03:24 PM (nfrXX)
Isnt it weird when you think about it, slavery in the US was FOUR HUNDRED YEARS AGO.
But, we have to act like it's somehow still something...and we have to act like slavery isn't happening in Africa, right now.
So weird.
Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at June 08, 2021 03:24 PM (NuVOb)
Notre Dame burned under this loser's watch. Notre Dame! I wept in my son's orthodontist's office as we watched it in stunned horror. He deserves multiple slaps.
Posted by: jmel at June 08, 2021 02:36 PM (bVhJi)
Still don't know the definitive cause of that fire. You'd think that an attraction like Notre Dame would merit an exhaustive investigation as to the cause, and the people responsible - even if it's an accident.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 08, 2021 03:25 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 08, 2021 03:23 PM (k4dH2)
I love a happy ending.
Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 03:25 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: McCool at June 08, 2021 03:21 PM (BqBIh)
I did not know that...thank you!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2021 03:25 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Paladin at June 08, 2021 03:25 PM (7hzzD)
Surely they can take her to some 'nice' facility where she can pose for a photo op with kids right ?
Posted by: McCool at June 08, 2021 03:23 PM (BqBIh)
They're trapped between a rock and a hard place. If they crack down on immigration, they piss of the progressive base. If they don't, they look weak and piss off a lot of middle of the road voters whom they need to maintain their thin majorities. Her people don't want her to have any association with the border since either way she'll get the blame.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 08, 2021 03:25 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 08, 2021 03:24 PM (o2MD2)
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It's also the modern version of the medieval talisman worn to ward off evil spirits.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 08, 2021 03:26 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Eromero at June 08, 2021 03:26 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Don LeMonparty at June 08, 2021 03:26 PM (fKuq3)
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They could murder and carry a casket of a dead cop dressed as a pig through every shithole city ... and nothing would happen to them except they'd take in even more corporate and billionaire money.
Posted by: ShainS at June 08, 2021 03:26 PM (GvumD)
Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at June 08, 2021 03:24 PM (NuVOb)
Speaking of, there is a black guy who works here, and he has a heavy accent. I asked him today what country he's from, and he said "Africa."
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2021 03:26 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: ZZ Top at June 08, 2021 03:27 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Don LeMonparty at June 08, 2021 03:26 PM (fKuq3)
When all you have is a hammer . . . .
Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 03:27 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2021 03:17 PM (Q9lwr)
I had a track coach who was sorta cute blonde woman in her twenties. When we would stretch out for track practice she wore short shorts and I got a couple good views all the way up...
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 08, 2021 03:27 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 08, 2021 03:28 PM (7Tokq)
Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at June 08, 2021 03:24 PM (NuVOb)
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No, what we have to act like is that slavery eliminated in America 160 years ago through the shedding of blood over the course of several years is more important to the daily lives of black people of the world than modern slavery.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 03:28 PM (LvTSG)
She does not want to be associated with the intentional collapse of a functional border control?
If/when one or more of the people Biden and Harris have allowed to stroll into the country is involved in some heinous crime, she likely does not want the news to include a photo of her at the border saying it's not a crisis.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 03:28 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Major General Colt at June 08, 2021 03:28 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: McCool at June 08, 2021 03:28 PM (BqBIh)
Slapdash, slap happy, slap fest, slap leather, slap shot...
Meh, guess that's about all.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2021 03:28 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2021 03:28 PM (Cxk7w)
and he absolutely adored and cared for his Down syndrome daughter Anne in a time when that was not common
Posted by: McCool at June 08, 2021 03:21 PM (BqBIh)
Meh. I would have just locked her away, never to be seen in public again.
Posted by: Joe Kennedy at June 08, 2021 03:28 PM (mdjgu)
Well they've narrowed it down to either an electrical short or a discarded lit cigarette.
Still a better explanation than The Vegas Shooting.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2021 03:29 PM (sIV3x)
Interesting side note on Notre Dame's burning. In historical preservation jobs, it's common for architects to use a device that basically shoots lasers all over the place to model it *exactly* for builders. But that's not possible if the place has been torched.
In Notre Dame's case though, some video game company had already recently done it - so they could use the model for the Notre Dame level on their game. Very, very fortuitous.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 03:29 PM (yFG1M)
Posted by: Joe Kennedy at June 08, 2021 03:28 PM (mdjgu)
And had her pithed like a fucking animal.
I hope he is rotting in hell.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2021 03:29 PM (Q9lwr)
Bad PR? Responsibility?
Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 03:29 PM (KnJdm)
I know. I've lived here for 44 years and I loved going into the city when it finally came back to life, especially the City Market. No more. I won't be going downtown anymore.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 08, 2021 03:30 PM (bSk6g)
He's a fool to think he could just out on a rope line and shake hands with "the people." He's not suffering. They are.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2021 03:30 PM (9VFzC)
Posted by: Javems at June 08, 2021 03:30 PM (OeaA3)
Posted by: Jordan61
Continent, country, close enough.
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 08, 2021 03:30 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 08, 2021 03:25 PM (mdjgu)
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The next edition of Howard Zinn's history book will attribute the cause to Trump and his white supremacist insurrectionists.
Posted by: ShainS at June 08, 2021 03:30 PM (GvumD)
Posted by: Danton at June 08, 2021 03:31 PM (gAMkn)
He's a fool to think he could just out on a rope line and shake hands with "the people." He's not suffering. They are.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
You just described EVERY politician everywhere.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2021 03:31 PM (FxM6p)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2021 03:32 PM (UHVv4)
Well they've narrowed it down to either an electrical short or a discarded lit cigarette.
Still a better explanation than The Vegas Shooting.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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So you prefer DAMN LIES to stonewalling?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 08, 2021 03:32 PM (SOV0G)
Posted by: McCool at June 08, 2021 03:32 PM (BqBIh)
Interesting side note on Notre Dame's burning. In historical preservation jobs, it's common for architects to use a device that basically shoots lasers all over the place to model it *exactly* for builders. But that's not possible if the place has been torched.
In Notre Dame's case though, some video game company had already recently done it - so they could use the model for the Notre Dame level on their game. Very, very fortuitous.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 03:29 PM (yFG1M)
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Ubisoft for Assassin's Creed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 03:32 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jordan61
Eh, he's probably from some lame ass place like Burkina Faso, and is tired of having to explain what and where it is.
Hence, "Africa".
Posted by: naturalfake at June 08, 2021 03:33 PM (EERbD)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 08, 2021 03:33 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 08, 2021 03:25 PM (mdjgu)
Epstein didn't cause the fire...
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 08, 2021 03:33 PM (oHd/0)
Ubisoft. I think it was for an Assassins Creed release
Posted by: Fool Otto at June 08, 2021 03:33 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2021 03:34 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Fool Otto at June 08, 2021 03:34 PM (DB16e)
Hence, "Africa".
Posted by: naturalfake at June 08, 2021 03:33 PM (EERbD)
Turned out to be Congo, actually. I just figured he must talk to a lot of really stupid people.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2021 03:34 PM (Ez6QX)
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That's not going to help her, since we have videos of Kamaltoe in plenty of other places saying the border is secure and there's no crisis.
Hell, she said it in Guatemala yesterday, and the Guatemalan president himself said that the Biden administration is the one causing the border crisis. It's not like this is some big secret. Everybody knows who has turned our border over to the control of the cartels: the "Biden/Harris administration."
And when the terror attack and/or mass murder by an illegal border-crossing alien happens here, we all know who the Dims and the MSM (BIRM) will blame: Trump!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 08, 2021 03:34 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: dartist at June 08, 2021 03:34 PM (+ya+t)
msnbc: the American flag is "disturbing"
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 03:34 PM (xWhqL)
Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 03:34 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2021 03:34 PM (UHVv4)
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Every politician shall be fed through a line of regular voters, at least 100 long, and be slapped hard in the face at least weekly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 03:34 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2021 03:35 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: McCool at June 08, 2021 03:35 PM (BqBIh)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2021 03:34 PM (Ez6QX)
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Don't you live and work in Libtardia Central, so, the "a lot of stupid people" part is sort of a given?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 08, 2021 03:35 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 08, 2021 03:35 PM (xopIz)
Apparently churches in France are being vandalized, set on fire, etc. almost daily now. Based on that, one imagines arson would be considered and investigated, which is why the immediate "Not terrorism!" was suspect.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 03:35 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Samual Jackson at June 08, 2021 03:35 PM (7hzzD)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 08, 2021 03:25 PM (mdjgu)
They know, they just don't want it publicized that Muslim shitbags burned it down.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 08, 2021 03:36 PM (XvPQV)
Well at least in the case of Notre Dame they came up with something that's within the realm of plausibility unlike the FIB essentially saying that the largest mass murder in American history, committed by a known Vegas Whale in a place where there are more CCTV cameras than anywhere on the earth is a complete mystery and we will never know the truth.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2021 03:36 PM (sIV3x)
What are tourists doing wandering around in the rafters?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2021 03:36 PM (FxM6p)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 08, 2021 03:35 PM (2SdPm)
I'm actually on the Idaho side, so it's not so bad over here. But we do have our share of stupid people.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2021 03:36 PM (Ez6QX)
yeah... he knew about the WuFlu
Posted by: McCool at June 08, 2021 03:36 PM (BqBIh)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 08, 2021 03:37 PM (xopIz)
Posted by: Just a side note at June 08, 2021 03:37 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 08, 2021 03:37 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2021 03:37 PM (FxM6p)
Well at least in the case of Notre Dame they came up with something that's within the realm of plausibility unlike the FIB essentially saying that the largest mass murder in American history, committed by a known Vegas Whale in a place where there are more CCTV cameras than anywhere on the earth is a complete mystery and we will never know the truth.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2021 03:36 PM (sIV3x)
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I'm not saying it was aliens, but...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 03:37 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2021 03:37 PM (Cxk7w)
>This is fake news. Everybody I know and talk to think Fauci is a piece of shit. 100%
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 08, 2021 03:37 PM (7Tokq)
Posted by: Gavrilo Miklos-Princip at June 08, 2021 03:37 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2021 03:36 PM (Ez6QX)
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Gotcha.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 08, 2021 03:37 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2021 03:38 PM (sIV3x)
I worked at a firm where they were demonstrating their fancy new one (about six-seven years back). They picked my shop because it was big, and scattered with lots of large obstructions. They set it down in several places and it pretty much did the work on its own, hemming everything together, the pieces of equipment and all. Very impressive.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 03:38 PM (yFG1M)
Quasi believable.
Posted by: Just a side note
******
I had a hunch you were going to say that!
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2021 03:38 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 08, 2021 03:39 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2021 03:39 PM (UHVv4)
Quasi believable.
Posted by: Just a side note
******
I had a hunch you were going to say that!
Posted by: Muldoon
*glares in several directions at once*
Posted by: Eye-gore at June 08, 2021 03:40 PM (QzkSJ)
I'm sick of everyone acting as though slavery was only a thing in the US and that only Africans were enslaved.
No context is ever provided.
Slavery is as old as agriculture, writing and war.
Probably older.
Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at June 08, 2021 03:40 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2021 03:40 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 08, 2021 03:41 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Javems at June 08, 2021 03:41 PM (OeaA3)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2021 02:40 PM (yQpMk)
This is wild ass unfounded speculation on my part but...
Manchin mounts a primary challenge against Biden in 2024.
Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2021 03:42 PM (2HAw/)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
*adjusts beret, lights Gaulois*
Posted by: Miklos, who often thinks of Camus at June 08, 2021 03:42 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 03:42 PM (nzEdf)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2021 03:40 PM (m45I2)
"Kenyagram for Mr. Congo!"
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 08, 2021 03:42 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 08, 2021 03:35 PM (xopIz)
Except the Irish
Posted by: JoeF. at June 08, 2021 03:43 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Javems
Splitters!
Posted by: Miklos from the Revolutionary People's Front at June 08, 2021 03:44 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 03:46 PM (xWhqL)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 08, 2021 03:46 PM (xopIz)
Where are they on the EU, do they comply or are they pulling away like the UK?
Don't think the yellow vest issues were ever resolved, and they sure as heck aren;t controlling their refugee problems.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 02:41 PM (bDqIh)
Yellow vest protests went on for years, muzzled by the government run media, and harrassed by pretty violent police action.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 08, 2021 04:07 PM (eoQWY)
He's a fool to think he could just out on a rope line and shake hands with "the people." He's not suffering. They are.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
You just described EVERY politician everywhere.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2021 03:31 PM (FxM6p)
Macron was France's Obama - to avoid losing to the right, the left put up an empty suit with a smile. And like Obama and Trudeau he aged badly.
His polling is a disaster vs LePen that even fraud and lies may not help him, so he has no choice but to try and get the old empty suit magic back again,
Posted by: Oldcat at June 08, 2021 04:11 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 08, 2021 02:43 PM (PNtP0
They're only on the Fifth Republic, the one imposed by DeGaulle in ca 58 when he became President.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 08, 2021 04:18 PM (F+dpa)
What is ace trying to tell us? I plan to live for at least another 100 years.
Posted by: Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty at June 08, 2021 04:22 PM (3VpSw)
(2). Yawn. Wake me up when we get to some "Day of Jackal" level shit.
Posted by: Winston Smith at June 08, 2021 04:34 PM (uCk1h)
Posted by: Winston Smith at June 08, 2021 04:38 PM (uCk1h)
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