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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 09, 2021 06:41 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 09, 2021 06:42 PM (CWMF2)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2021 06:45 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 09, 2021 06:46 PM (hWIGf)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 09, 2021 06:46 PM (CWMF2)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 09, 2021 06:42 PM (CWMF2)
Said The Kristol to his wife.
Posted by: ... at June 09, 2021 06:46 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 06:47 PM (AkhdX)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 09, 2021 06:47 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 09, 2021 06:47 PM (4ZE6o)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 06:47 PM (PNtP0)
The administration of former President Donald Trump had attempted to block new users from downloading the apps and ban other technical transactions that Chinese-owned TikTok and WeChat both said would effectively block the apps' use in the United States. The courts blocked those orders that never took effect.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2021 06:48 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 06:48 PM (AkhdX)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 09, 2021 06:48 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Queen at June 09, 2021 06:48 PM (OQcPl)
I never considered 'Roz' kinda hot until I gained a couple decades in age.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at June 09, 2021 06:48 PM (N/gDA)
That tow truck is hilarious.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 06:48 PM (OH5gn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 06:49 PM (PNtP0)
About 65,000 cans of beer and at least 340 bottles of wine are being shipped back home as German forces exit the country, according to Der Spiegel magazine.
The logistical undertaking stands in stark contrast to the fact that German troops reportedly are leaving some military equipment behind as they exit Afghanistan.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2021 06:49 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 06:50 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 06:50 PM (Cxk7w)
Anal rape anytime you want it?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 09, 2021 06:51 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2021 06:51 PM (UHVv4)
Was reading more about European history the other day-- in particular, why Germany hates Poland.
Seems like the more I read about Europe, the more they sound like a very old very dysfunctional family.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 06:51 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 09, 2021 06:51 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 06:52 PM (Cxk7w)
Didn't Germany hate everyone, at one time or another?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 06:53 PM (OH5gn)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 09, 2021 06:53 PM (R/m4+)
(You don't wanna know what *is* their treat these days.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 06:53 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 06:53 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 09, 2021 06:54 PM (/+bwe)
It also seems like they've always been super-envious of everyone else. England, France, Russia...
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 06:54 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at June 09, 2021 06:54 PM (qpX6U)
It has to get on you that whenever you aren't in the Homeland, there's no shelf for poop inspection built into the toilets.
Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 06:54 PM (IGMBu)
If that car-vandalizing bint has her natural hair color still, I'll eat...let's see...what would be horrible, but not bugs...something from the Taco Bell menu.
Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2021 06:54 PM (RzGcW)
It's cock isn't it? Lie to me if you have to.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 09, 2021 06:55 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 06:55 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 09, 2021 06:55 PM (aCA+T)
Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2021 06:54 PM (RzGcW)
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Cicada chalupa, cicada burrito, cicada nachos, cicada taco supreme. That's...that's about it.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 06:56 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2021 06:56 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 06:55 PM (Cxk7w)
I'm watching a documentary about the building of Hitler's Eagles Nest.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 09, 2021 06:57 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 06:57 PM (IGMBu)
Another thing I get the strong impression of, is that Hitler and the Third Reich were basically a culmination of everything that had been bugging Germany for hundreds of years and it's like they tried to act out *all* their fiery crazy anger and vengeance at once, from the 1930s to 1945.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 06:57 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 09, 2021 06:57 PM (aCA+T)
https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-57399864
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 09, 2021 06:57 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2021 06:57 PM (d/we6)
Posted by: Colin at June 09, 2021 06:58 PM (XZOhI)
Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at June 09, 2021 06:58 PM (qpX6U)
"It's especially designed for dealing with pests..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 06:58 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 06:59 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 06:59 PM (OH5gn)
Biden's off to meet the Queen. Will the Queen give him a hug, or just a polite handshake.
Posted by: Colin at June 09, 2021 06:58 PM
She will act pleasantly surprised when he sniffs her hair, and asks about her granddaughters... repeatedly.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at June 09, 2021 07:00 PM (N/gDA)
They do a nice Breakfast down at The Porn and Cork.
Try the Bangers and Mash.
Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 07:00 PM (IGMBu)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 09, 2021 07:00 PM (4fSQf)
Prince Harry has been *ordered* to attend the unveiling of a Diana statue on July 1, as well as *ordered* to appear before his grandmother for a "meeting."
Oh to be a fly on that wall. I'd bet Liz can cuss and swear up a storm when she wants to. I also look forward to hearing that the Monarchal Maniacs of Montecito can look forward to having every one of their royal perks and trust funds taken away.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:00 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 07:00 PM (Cxk7w)
I suspect all the narratives, everything, are aimed at "the left." Every liberal I've ever met has thought THEY were really smart, but everyone around them is an idiot. So is it possible that the overwhelming majority of liberals (I'm not talking about truly clueless LIV's here) know it's all "fake news" but think they're the only ones smart enough to have figured it out? Because it's otherwise very difficult for me to explain any of what is going on in our culture right now.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 07:00 PM (UPoLF)
You can always tell a German commenter on youtube.
It's the one telling the youtuber he should've done it this way or that way.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 07:01 PM (OH5gn)
BTW, on my local network they're up to the episodes where Daphne has had her reallife baby and so has breastfeeding boobs and a bit-fuller butt. Mmm. Mmm.
And only full-figured gals for Frasier so I guess we know what Mr Grammer likes.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2021 07:01 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Colin at June 09, 2021 06:58 PM (XZOhI)
And what will Biden do to the Queen? You know his lizard brain wants to get her hair smell.
Hey, maybe there's some old old provision in the Brit code where they can execute him for that!
Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2021 07:01 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 09, 2021 07:01 PM (yP85E)
The impression I have is that they're frosty at best.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:01 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 09, 2021 07:01 PM (7Tokq)
( coming quick my original July 1 resignation)
Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 07:02 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2021 07:02 PM (d/we6)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 09, 2021 07:02 PM (wAnMi)
It's the one telling the youtuber he should've done it this way or that way.
Hahaha - Want to get a lecture on how you don't properly appreciate our National Parks System?
Talk to a German Tourist.
Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 07:02 PM (TFXWi)
https://bit.ly/3v88aJj
Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 07:04 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:00 PM (L2ZTs)
Are you implying that marrying the most narcissistic woke c-word in California is somehow a bad idea for a member of the British Royal Family?
Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2021 07:04 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 09, 2021 07:04 PM (cSyAR)
Have a great evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 07:04 PM (Cxk7w)
I guess China Joe wasn't told the Dems don't need the Irish vote any more.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2021 07:04 PM (UHVv4)
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I don't understand fame and statues. What did she ever accomplish other than marrying someone before leaving him and then dying unbuckled in the safest vehicle made?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 09, 2021 07:05 PM (9aYjv)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 06:57 PM (L2ZTs)
I think that's more or less true. And a similar thing was going on in Russia at the time.
Both countries had legitimate grievances (and who doesn't, really?), things started boiling over, and, well, one thing led to another and here we are.
But think about how it must have felt to be a proud Prussian or whatever in the 1930's and look over at, say, the UK, with their massive wealth and empire and say "what the fuck?! Why don't we have any of that?!"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 07:05 PM (UPoLF)
https://bit.ly/3v88aJj
Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 07:04 PM (YYlyE
How much of a stupid idiot do you have to be in order to get bad press as a Democrat?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 07:05 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:06 PM (L2ZTs)
but I wouldn't want to corner one.
Did you see the video of the bobcat attacking a woman? Her husband grabs the thing, holds it up over his head to get a good look at it, yells, "That's a bobcat!", then throws it across the yard.
https://youtu.be/BPwcnnb_SdY?t=31
Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 07:06 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:00 PM (L2ZTs)
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Now listen you little ginger pantywaist! I've dealt with your father's dumbfuckery for decades and I'm not putting up with yours. You're going to stop appearing with that fucking whore you married and start acting like a man! Also, I'm pretty sure you were sired by a stablehand anyway.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 07:06 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2021 07:07 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:07 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 07:07 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Achmed at June 09, 2021 07:07 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 09, 2021 07:07 PM (wAnMi)
How much of a stupid idiot do you have to be in order to get bad press as a Democrat?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 07:05 PM (4fSQf)
_________
1) Be an idiot
2) Say something nice about a Republican
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2021 07:07 PM (d/we6)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 09, 2021 07:07 PM (oEn12)
Moron Robbie, over the years I've come to kind of agree with you. What's spooky is, Diana was probably the most well-adjusted of the entire RF the whole time she was there (with the possible exception of Philip).
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:08 PM (L2ZTs)
In a breach with normal monarchical etiquette, Queen Elizabeth, upon meeting President Biden today, grabbed her crotch and said "I've got your special relationship right here".
Posted by: pep at June 09, 2021 07:09 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 09, 2021 07:09 PM (aCA+T)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:09 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 07:10 PM (2DOZq)
Not much, although I do applaud her charity work. She helped raise money to help get rid of landmines. It's a serious issue in plenty of conflict zones.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 07:10 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2021 07:10 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2021 07:10 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2021 07:02 PM (d/we6)
The poor Queen cain't die...because of Charles. Somebody should make a movie about it.
Posted by: Caliban at June 09, 2021 07:11 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 09, 2021 07:11 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 07:10 PM (2DOZq)
Tanned, rested and ready!
Posted by: Maxine Waters at June 09, 2021 07:11 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2021 07:11 PM (d/we6)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 09, 2021 07:05 PM (9aYjv)
It's really hard to even point at the charity work she did - I mean what the fuck else you gonna do with zillions of dollars and no job and cameras pointed at you 24/7?
IIRC she had something to do with landmines in afghanistan and after that I draw a blank. I guess having the balls to marry Prince Chaz might count for something, I dunno. It'd be totally different if she worked her ass off for years and then was giving away her own fucking money. She pretty much just went into party mode after leaving Chuck, didn't she?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 09, 2021 07:11 PM (wAnMi)
continue the trend of the Democrats having a VP that's dumber than the
President?
Nope, sorry toots. I'm not playing second fiddle to an idiot like you.
Posted by: Bag of Hammers at June 09, 2021 07:12 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 09, 2021 07:05 PM (9aYjv)
Quite the pity.
Posted by: QE II at June 09, 2021 07:12 PM (ZNKOg)
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 07:12 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 09, 2021 07:05 PM (9aYjv)
She had poise. She was photogenic. She had a cute shy smile. She had nice eyes.
It all fell apart when she gave that interview, and it became plain that she had a bad case of BPD. But before that, it was pretty impressive.
Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2021 07:12 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 09, 2021 07:12 PM (yMuds)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 06:51 PM (L2ZTs)
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Considering that the royal families in many of these countries are blood-related in some way, that makes a pretty apt analogy.
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 09, 2021 07:12 PM (hQrcu)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2021 07:12 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:13 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:13 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2021 07:11 PM (d/we6)
She shagged the horse trainer. Trollop.
Posted by: QE II at June 09, 2021 07:14 PM (ZNKOg)
She was royalty. You aren't required to accomplish anything.
( I'll give her credit for her main focus / charity work of left over land mines which was a righteous cause)
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 07:14 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 07:10 PM (YYlyE)
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I commend her for that. I always love that stuff. I laughed and laughed when Cam Newton got tons of press because he paid $40K to buy Christmas dinner for some Section 8 folks in Charlotte. What made it funny was listening to everyone praise him and talk about how awesome it was, and the $40K was the equivalent of a middle class person putting a couple of bucks in the church plate one time on one Sunday out of his entire life. Yay, look at that generosity!
Regardless, I'd be interested in how much went to raising awareness about land mines.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 09, 2021 07:14 PM (9aYjv)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2021 07:15 PM (d/we6)
I saw a Raccoon try and do that to my Dad, once. We were hiding from a rain squall in an old abandoned barn and he decided to see hat was up in the loft.
Raccoon came at him off the top step.
Old guy had quite the reflexes.
Ducked the attack and took it and 2-3 step out of that old barn out with a round from his .308.
Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 07:15 PM (+NMJh)
Proof that a resume full of 'blowing your way to the top' can get you into the White House.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 07:15 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Achmed at June 09, 2021 07:16 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Fritz at June 09, 2021 07:17 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2021 07:17 PM (0OP+5)
continue the trend of the Democrats having a VP that's dumber than the
President?<
>You see those lumps on Kamala's head? Those are from the bed tray while she serviced her host.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 09, 2021 07:17 PM (7Tokq)
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 07:17 PM (2DOZq)
Meggie Sparkles spit out kind #2, a girl, which they named "Lilibet Diana". Lilibet was the nickname of young QE II, supposedly from when she tried and mispronounced "Elizabeth".
Rumor is they did not ask the Queen's permission. Her Majesty is likely not amused.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2021 07:17 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 09, 2021 07:17 PM (DMUuz)
Proof that a resume full of 'blowing your way to the top' can get you into the White House.
At least she's setting a good example for the young women of the American Workforce.
Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 07:18 PM (+NMJh)
Posted by: Jen the original at June 09, 2021 07:18 PM (uNI/b)
Posted by: Achmed at June 09, 2021 07:16 PM (W4eKo)
*waves lighter in the air*
Posted by: Mohammed M Mohammed at June 09, 2021 07:19 PM (ZNKOg)
Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 07:19 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 07:19 PM (+NMJh)
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 07:20 PM (2DOZq)
How much weed did she smoke and how much jizz did she swallow to be this impaired? (Rhetorical Q)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 09, 2021 07:20 PM (3H9h1)
Just sounds like really bad, erratic driving after being chased by the papparazzi.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2021 07:20 PM (k39e/)
Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 07:18 PM (+NMJh)
Hell yeah!
Posted by: CEO, balls deep in a summer intern at June 09, 2021 07:20 PM (ZNKOg)
Proof that a resume full of 'blowing your way to the top' can get you into the White House.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
The girl with the lace blindfold on xhamster -
Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2021 07:20 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Caliban at June 09, 2021 07:21 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: Northernlurker, who is deeply committed to lurking at June 09, 2021 07:21 PM (cSyAR)
The gentle counsel and guidance one finds every week in the Gub Thread proves efficacious yet again.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 09, 2021 07:21 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 07:21 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 07:21 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Fritz at June 09, 2021 07:17 PM (yQpMk)
If you go on the subreddit r/GermanHumor , you can find a ton of good German jokes!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 07:21 PM (UPoLF)
Also I shared this before but... one of the questions that was always coming up was, "can you get AIDS from a toilet seat?"
Oh brother. I remember finally reading, about 1987, in my local newspaper, from a doctor (whom btw I trusted on the subject-- not Dr Fauci), stating, "the only way you're gonna get AIDS from a toilet seat, is if you're doing something you really, really, REALLY shouldn't be doing with that toilet seat!!" :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:22 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 09, 2021 07:22 PM (WGara)
Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 07:21 PM (Tnijr)
Diana homely? And charles decided to "Trade Up" to camilla? LOL...somebody needs glasses
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2021 07:23 PM (IHyjr)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 09, 2021 07:23 PM (ybIRR)
Look. I know you don't WANT to suck it.
But...do you really want to give up your dream of being Vice President?
Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 07:23 PM (ST8Go)
Duke, that would be hilarious and fantastic. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Frankly, Diana seemed like a better person than Charles. The Royal Family is, in a lot of ways, a rigid, nasty crew.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2021 07:23 PM (mht8P)
We shall see, good sir, yes we shall see.
Posted by: QEII as she enters her 130s at June 09, 2021 07:23 PM (v16oJ)
Borrowing from a Mark Steyn riff on this, it will be something like, "I was there when you father went on TV and read the King's speech at dawn on D-day. I was on the bridge of the USS Queen Mary ready to storm the beaches of Calgary.
A 8-star admiral was right next to me, and said, "Don't go Joe, it's too dangerous! But I said damn the bayonets, King Edward and his little girl, but mostly his cute little girl, has inspired me!"
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2021 07:24 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Northernlurker, who is deeply committed to lurking at June 09, 2021 07:21 PM (cSyAR)
Rofl
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 07:24 PM (4fSQf)
You should hear them discussing nearby towns, let alone foreign countries.
Posted by: t-bird at June 09, 2021 07:24 PM (l0Lgi)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2021 07:24 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 09, 2021 07:11 PM (yQpMk)
No, but you can.
http://endoftheinternet.com/
Posted by: flounder at June 09, 2021 07:25 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Achmed the Goat at June 09, 2021 07:25 PM (W4eKo)
The more you know....
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2021 07:25 PM (C7AoT)
Shoot me now.
Mrs D just pointed out only 21 more days until Christmas in July with Hallmark.
Gawd.
Must replenish liquor cabinet.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 07:25 PM (axyOa)
Yeah, she's really blowing it.
Posted by: pep at June 09, 2021 07:25 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Northernlurker, who is deeply committed to lurking at June 09, 2021 07:26 PM (cSyAR)
Did I Schumer Mark Steyn ? I didn't think it was low hanging fruit but I guess it was.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 07:26 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Zombie William Jennings Bryon at June 09, 2021 07:26 PM (xopIz)
Posted by: Fritz at June 09, 2021 07:17 PM
Nor are we always punctual!
Posted by: Felix Steiner at June 09, 2021 07:26 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2021 07:26 PM (C7AoT)
Posted by: Jen the original at June 09, 2021 07:26 PM (uNI/b)
The more you know....
Just lends more credence to the theory that Micheal and Joann were once a couple with plans to open a craft store when their marriage fell apart.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 09, 2021 07:27 PM (SchxB)
Well, can you give a blowjob from a toilet seat? My research says you can.
Posted by: Tony Fauci at June 09, 2021 07:27 PM (l0Lgi)
The more you know....
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2021 07:25 PM (C7AoT)
Did the show mention Herzogernaurach? That's where each company has their HQs. Also where I was stationed in the 70's. Great little town.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 07:27 PM (axyOa)
That's a mouthful.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2021 07:27 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 09, 2021 07:27 PM (xopIz)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 09, 2021 07:28 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Mookie at June 09, 2021 07:28 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 07:29 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: ... at June 09, 2021 07:29 PM (uEbPt)
One size down on the bottoms. I went two sizes down on the tops, but apparently my boobs are too big for the medium.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2021 07:29 PM (Q1nbg)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2021 07:30 PM (C7AoT)
Her skill set is kissing ass, taking advantage of her ethnicity, and screwing people over.
That doesn't equate to problem solving. Just like most idiots in government. Their skill set is getting ahead and personal gain.
None of that shit fixes potholes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 07:30 PM (4fSQf)
"MI6 has informed me confidentially that your, uh, 'bride' will be having a horrible accident in a few days. Do you wish to be, by pure happenstance, 'saved' from this accident, or do you wish to join your eternal love in death for all eternity?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:30 PM (L2ZTs)
One size down on the bottoms. I went two sizes down on the tops, but apparently my boobs are too big for the medium.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2021 07:29 PM (Q1nbg)
And look who just threw raw meat to the 'rons.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 07:30 PM (axyOa)
JILL BIDEN.... Yes, somehow the First Lady is now going to be making economic policy.
How the F does that work.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2021 07:31 PM (oHd/0)
Talk to a German Tourist.
Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 07:02 PM (TFXWi)
What's the main beef? Not enough mass graves?
Posted by: flounder at June 09, 2021 07:31 PM (KnJdm)
One size down on the bottoms. I went two sizes down on the tops, but apparently my boobs are too big for the medium.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2021 07:29 PM (Q1nb
Then medium is the correct size.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 07:31 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 07:00 PM (UPoLF)
It's aimed at converting and keeping the Left. Anyone who wakes up in the meantime doesn't matter because they are converting a steady stream of spineless brainless zombie shitstains.
Posted by: ... at June 09, 2021 07:31 PM (uEbPt)
Chum's Down
Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 07:32 PM (ST8Go)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2021 07:32 PM (C7AoT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:32 PM (L2ZTs)
Used to test drive BMW autos. Garage had locker room with showers. Some wag glued the front panel of a toaster oven on the shower room door. The Germans never got the joke.
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at June 09, 2021 07:32 PM (VYSX8)
Posted by: April at June 09, 2021 07:33 PM (OX9vb)
That's a mouthful.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2021 07:27 PM (UHVv4)
You guys gonna even let her finish?
Posted by: flounder at June 09, 2021 07:33 PM (KnJdm)
One size down on the bottoms. I went two sizes down on the tops, but apparently my boobs are too big for the medium.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2021 07:29 PM (Q1nbg)
Dear Penthouse,
I bought new scrubs the other day...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 07:33 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2021 07:33 PM (0OP+5)
Most of these are repeats. Have we reached the end of the internet?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
The art thread pic today was a repeat, too.
Posted by: Soothie at June 09, 2021 07:34 PM (8cl9T)
Posted by: flounder at June 09, 2021 07:34 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 09, 2021 07:34 PM (xopIz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:34 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2021 07:34 PM (C7AoT)
Posted by: Mookie at June 09, 2021 07:28 PM (u+Y3T)
I read awhile ago in "Tank Rider To Berlin"? where this Soviet squad leader had led his men deep into German lines and was ambushing German truck convoys retreating westward. Wine, meats, furs and all kinds of other goodies were found and shared out among his men.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 09, 2021 07:34 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 07:35 PM (ST8Go)
Is that why former community college teacher Jill Biden's staffers released that photo of her at the POTUS desk on AF1 "prepping for the G7"?
They must have a betting pool going on to who can be the biggest embarrassment to the junta.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 09, 2021 07:35 PM (w/5Ba)
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 07:35 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Throwing red meat at the horde.
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at June 09, 2021 07:35 PM (VYSX8)
Posted by: Jen the original at June 09, 2021 07:26 PM (uNI/b)
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Yeah, I guess I'd need to cross reference their operations with Diana's net worth. I don't care that much. I'm just betting Princess Diana and Diana-Abdul Farrat (or whatever his name was) could've fully funded operations for quite some time rather than just raising awareness.
But then again, I just donate a chunk of my own money to stuff. I don't know how the megarich "raising awareness" partner of charities that need money works.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 09, 2021 07:35 PM (9aYjv)
LizLemon flew the coop?
Posted by: Soothie at June 09, 2021 07:35 PM (8cl9T)
Soft Cell, "Sex Dwarf":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrRmgbchiGY
Sex Dwarf
Isn't it nice
Luring Disco Dollies
To a life of vice
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 09, 2021 07:36 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 09, 2021 07:36 PM (xEIoY)
She looked like my cousin after she had a couple of kids. I never got the attraction for the bimbo.
Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 07:36 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 09, 2021 07:36 PM (QDG3d)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2021 07:29 PM (Q1nbg)
Perhaps CBD could assemble a panel of Morons to advise you. He's into aesthetics.
Posted by: Caliban at June 09, 2021 07:36 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: ... at June 09, 2021 07:31 PM (uEbPt)
Yeah. Well, they're not like ... converting anyone. They're indoctrinating young impressionable people, sure, but I don't think they're focused on converting adults.
Kind of like how advertisers have long since realized it's much preferable to get their ads in front of the 18-24 demographic then to try to convert older people from, say, miller lite to bud light or whatever.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 07:37 PM (UPoLF)
Hell: French mechanics, Swiss lovers, English cooks, Italian administrators, German police
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2021 07:37 PM (C7AoT)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2021 07:37 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Mookie at June 09, 2021 07:38 PM (u+Y3T)
Classic.
Those guys were gayer than Ace's J. Crew Messenger Bag and matching Butt Plug on a Vespa.
Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 07:38 PM (+0axI)
Posted by: Soothie at June 09, 2021 07:38 PM (8cl9T)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 09, 2021 07:38 PM (Dc2NZ)
One size down on the bottoms. I went two sizes down on the tops, but apparently my boobs are too big for the medium.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2021 07:29 PM (Q1nb
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Look, I didn't make the rules...
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 07:39 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2021 07:39 PM (C7AoT)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 07:39 PM (MKu/Q)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2021 07:29 PM
* taps envelope against turban *
"Men can focus on two things at once."
* opens envelope *
"What one thing does the existence of boobs prove?"
Posted by: zombie Carnac The Magnificent at June 09, 2021 07:39 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Which medium? A telescope?
Posted by: ... at June 09, 2021 07:39 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 09, 2021 07:11 PM (yQpMk
No, but you can.
http://endoftheinternet.com
Posted by: flounder at June 09, 2021 07:25 PM (KnJdm)
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Beijing Biden channeling Don Henley
You can lay your head back on the ground
And let your hair fall all around me
Offer up your best brunette
But this is the endThis is the end of the internet
Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 07:40 PM (c3dw6)
I propose Boob gain of function research. Let's see just what extra capability we can give those sweater puppies.
Is self-motorboating too much to ask?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2021 07:40 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Six Billion Dollar Boobs at June 09, 2021 07:41 PM (+0axI)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2021 07:41 PM (C7AoT)
Yeah. Well, they're not like ... converting anyone. They're indoctrinating young impressionable people, sure, but I don't think they're focused on converting adults.
Kind of like how advertisers have long since realized it's much preferable to get their ads in front of the 18-24 demographic then to try to convert older people from, say, miller lite to bud light or whatever.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 07:37 PM (UPoLF)
Absolutely. Young and impressionable their bread and butter.
But the lies help keep their crustier demo on the straight and narrow. Like all the middle aged gay men at work who still believe Trump firebombed the park for a photo op. That stuff matters.
Posted by: ... at June 09, 2021 07:42 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 09, 2021 07:42 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2021 07:42 PM (Q1nbg)
Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 07:42 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 07:42 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2021 07:42 PM (Flh3s)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Which medium? A telescope?
Posted by: ... at June 09, 2021 07:39 PM (uEbPt)
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Miss Cleo? A seance?
Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 07:42 PM (c3dw6)
Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at June 09, 2021 07:42 PM (Lozsj)
Difficult? DIFFICULT??!!
It's downright mindboggling. I grew up with TV. Black and white no color. Movies too. almost 70 years of watching and about 50 of reading all I could handle on history of the US, the world, the ancient world.
And NONE of it has prepared me to answer WTF is going on and where it will lead. Which up to about 3 years ago I would've been willing to make bets on somethings.
The best we can hope for is a low value of bloodshed. And all those people who bought guns that were new gun owners at a time when ammunition was scarce tells you that we aren't alone.
In times of chaos and confusion one must look to the basics and prepare to defend oneself, ones family, ones community.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 09, 2021 07:43 PM (gHWbw)
Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 07:43 PM (c3dw6)
To Transmit HIV. One: a person with lots of HIV in their blood or genital fluids must have sex or inject drugs with an uninfected person. Two: body fluids must pass from the infected person to the uninfected person. Three: the virus must find an 'open door' in the uninfected person. If you are HIV free and want to stay that way, you have to make sure at least one of those things doesn't happen.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 09, 2021 07:43 PM (w/5Ba)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 09, 2021 07:43 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2021 07:42 PM (Q1nbg)
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Don't slam dance too hard, Nurse!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 09, 2021 07:44 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 07:44 PM (Tnijr)
No Kill I....
Posted by: Mookie at June 09, 2021 07:44 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 07:39 PM (MKu/Q)
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I'm OK with that. No refunds. All sales final!
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 09, 2021 07:46 PM (hQrcu)
5318008
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:47 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Zoltar the medium at June 09, 2021 07:47 PM (63Dwl)
btw, I was not jesting the other day about ovens having a Sabbath Mode.
Posted by: Soothie at June 09, 2021 07:47 PM (8cl9T)
One size down on the bottoms. I went two sizes down on the tops, but apparently my boobs are too big for the
isn't there a thing about pics here?
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 07:47 PM (MMtX5)
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 07:42 PM (2DOZq)
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Nipples gain of function is the study of one of the seven deadly sins. Well, maybe more than one ...
Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 07:47 PM (c3dw6)
Too many are living on their ability to charge for stuff they need. Besides stuff they desire. When they can't get any more credit they will now have to pay from their cash and some of that will be gone also as the credit card companies seize bank accounts and wages.
There will be riots over that I'm pretty sure.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 09, 2021 07:48 PM (gHWbw)
Those guys were gayer than Ace's J. Crew Messenger Bag and matching Butt Plug on a Vespa.
Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 07:38 PM (+0axI)
Gayoff - soft cell vs erasure
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 09, 2021 07:48 PM (/6GbT)
How the F does that work.
I must have missed the swearing in part at the inauguration.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 09, 2021 07:48 PM (w/5Ba)
Posted by: Dr Amy Bishop, bitches! at June 09, 2021 07:49 PM (tjZg/)
How the F does that work.
I must have missed the swearing in part at the inauguration.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 09, 2021 07:48 PM (w/5Ba
She's a Doctor!!!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 07:49 PM (4fSQf)
How the F does that work.
in fairness, there is nobody else withing 5 degrees of her that knows how to balnce the chckbook
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 07:50 PM (MMtX5)
Posted by: Soothie at June 09, 2021 07:47 PM (8cl9T) )
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I saw that and found it interesting.
Imagine a smart home with Sabbath Mode (won't unlock doors and let you leave) or a smart car (won't start) or a smart credit card (won't let your wife shop)?
Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 07:50 PM (c3dw6)
Posted by: jakee308 at June 09, 2021 07:50 PM (gHWbw)
Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 07:50 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Jimmy the Mod at June 09, 2021 07:50 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Mookie at June 09, 2021 07:50 PM (u+Y3T)
How the F does that work.
I must have missed the swearing in part at the inauguration.
Posted by: Reuben Hick
She's a Co-President, just like I was.......bitches!
Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton, the server wiper at June 09, 2021 07:51 PM (tjZg/)
I'm guessing it is never appropriate, even here, to insert an Auschwitz joke.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 09, 2021 07:51 PM (w/5Ba)
I'm convinced Yanet Garcia's ass is the result of some Jim Dandy GOFing:
https://tinyurl.com/dutzsxj4
Be sure to click the pic to embiggen.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2021 07:51 PM (Mzdiz)
I'm pretty sure that's how Total Recall could become reality.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 07:51 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 07:50 PM (MMtX5)
Evidence has not been produced that SHE can either.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2021 07:51 PM (oHd/0)
But the lies help keep their crustier demo on the straight and narrow. Like all the middle aged gay men at work who still believe Trump firebombed the park for a photo op. That stuff matters.
Posted by: ... at June 09, 2021 07:42 PM (uEbPt)
I guess my point is -- do they REALLY believe that? Or are they like the Soviet citizens, "helpfully" repeating the lies to everyone else either to help further "the cause" or because they thought they could see through the deception, but their neighbors were too stupid to, and it was helpful for the narrative?
Until one day everyone realized that no one actually believed the shit they were saying. (well, some did, but, you get my point)
I've been thinking about it a lot lately, because so many of the people in my life are objectively smart, but repeat this kind of shit ad nauseum. Then when I gently prod them, they quickly change the subject or demur. Which suggests to me they know it's bullshit.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 07:52 PM (UPoLF)
JILL BIDEN.... Yes, somehow the First Lady is now going to be making economic policy.
***
The lady who literally got a doctorate in cutting out little people holding hands from construction paper.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 09, 2021 07:53 PM (9aYjv)
Posted by: Romeo13
The Biden Junta theme song.
Dare to be Stupid!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 09, 2021 07:53 PM (tjZg/)
Cool! Will it play Rat Salad?
Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 07:53 PM (Tnijr)
I avoid all that "Smart" crap.
It's not Hal 9000 I'm worried about.
It's those two cocksuckers Gates and Besos I'm worried about.
Posted by: Soothie at June 09, 2021 07:53 PM (8cl9T)
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 09, 2021 07:48 PM (/6GbT)
Pet Shop Boys
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 07:53 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2021 07:53 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2021 07:17 PM (0OP+5)
I enjoyed the supporting characters more than DeNiro.
Ronin is a guilty pleasure.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2021 07:53 PM (BgMrQ)
this:
Her face looks like Bigfoot ironed an old catcher's mitt.
is the funniest thing I have read in days.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 07:53 PM (MMtX5)
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 07:54 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 07:54 PM (MMtX5)
Who needs a Vespa when you can ride an electric rental scooter with rolled up skinny jeans and boat shoes instead?!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 07:54 PM (+WWsf)
She is FLYING the plane. Because she's a DOCTOR, dammit!
Posted by: Mookie at June 09, 2021 07:54 PM (u+Y3T)
I'm very glad I don't know many liberals. The few that are we've agreed not to talk about politics. Which has been real difficult these last few months.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 09, 2021 07:55 PM (gHWbw)
Snowflakes were too complicated?
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 07:55 PM (+WWsf)
I hope the Queen tells him they can't call her a Duchess anymore. She diminishes the title.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 09, 2021 07:55 PM (83lwH)
Perusing Yanet Garcia's twitter feed, I see she has just launched a Only Fans site. I'm sure she'll be doing the weather.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2021 07:55 PM (Mzdiz)
she is flying the damn plane
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 07:54 PM (MMtX5)
Must have forgotten her broom?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2021 07:55 PM (oHd/0)
And a likely reason the peaceful transition of power from rezident retard to Kommalamadingdong won't be peaceful.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 09, 2021 07:55 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 07:56 PM (Tnijr)
Is that even LEGAL?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2021 07:53 PM (oHd/0
Legal went out the window with the constitution.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 07:56 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 09, 2021 07:48 PM (/6GbT)
Pet Shop Boys
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 07:53 PM (2DOZq)
Pete Shelley - Master to Boy George's Blaster
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 09, 2021 07:56 PM (Dc2NZ)
I don't even get what that is supposed to mean.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2021 07:56 PM (k39e/)
Posted by: publius, R
weather or not these things fit in her ass
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 07:56 PM (MMtX5)
Posted by: Mookie at June 09, 2021 07:57 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 07:57 PM (MMtX5)
Is that even LEGAL?
Posted by: R
it just wouldn't be air force 1
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 07:58 PM (MMtX5)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 07:58 PM (4fSQf)
Michelle and her daughters used to zip over to Europe to go shopping if I recall correctly in one of the Air Force planes.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 09, 2021 07:58 PM (gHWbw)
That's weird. Makes it seem like Team Biden IS in control of the Presidency and Jill is the only one they trust?
Either that, or it's a diplomatic slap in the face of the G7. Why not just appoint your horse to drive the point home.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 09, 2021 07:58 PM (83lwH)
Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 07:58 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 07:58 PM (MMtX5)
Posted by: Soothie at June 09, 2021 07:58 PM (GX/mw)
It's about getting dopamine hits thru likes.
That can't be healthy.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 09, 2021 07:59 PM (83lwH)
I just finally recently ordered a 45 of the classic Soft Cell "Tainted Love/Where Did Our Love Go" mashup.
BTW, I've always believed that song was the unspoken but official underground theme song of AIDS, amongst gay groups in the early 1980s.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:59 PM (L2ZTs)
Michelle and her daughters used to zip over to Europe to go shopping if I recall correctly in one of the Air Force planes.
Posted by: j
I think the convention is to use her ss codename so in this instance it would be "hunter's sidepiece 1"
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 07:59 PM (MMtX5)
Posted by: jakee308 at June 09, 2021 07:55 PM (gHWbw)
Almost no one in my personal life knows my politics. Ha.
But yes, I don't like to talk politics.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 07:59 PM (UPoLF)
Twitter is a sprawling menagerie of various psychological complexes.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 07:59 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 08:00 PM (4fSQf)
I don't even get what that is supposed to mean.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke"
He's painting a picture with words. You have to close your eyes when you read it.
Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 08:00 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 08:00 PM (MMtX5)
Posted by: empire 1 at June 09, 2021 08:00 PM (JJatH)
Twitter is a sprawling menagerie of various psychological complexes.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 07:59 PM (+WWsf
Twitter is the electronic version of an STD pamphlet
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 08:00 PM (4fSQf)
I think I just found my entrance music at the office....
Posted by: Mookie at June 09, 2021 08:01 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 08:00 PM (MMtX5)M
For sure if they're Leftists.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 08:01 PM (2DOZq)
I don't even get what that is supposed to mean.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke"
He's painting a picture with words. You have to close your eyes when you read it.
Posted by: f
gets funnier every time I read it
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 08:01 PM (MMtX5)
Lots of people not getting laid on Twitter though.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 08:01 PM (+WWsf)
Too many are living on their ability to charge for stuff they need. Besides stuff they desire. When they can't get any more credit they will now have to pay from their cash and some of that will be gone also as the credit card companies seize bank accounts and wages.
There will be riots over that I'm pretty sure.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 09, 2021 07:48 PM (gHWbw)
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Nah, a simple $1 quadrillion or maybe $1 quintillion bailout bill will suffice. And who needs to pay taxes when you can print money to infinity and beyond?!?!?
Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 08:01 PM (c3dw6)
Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 08:02 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 07:54 PM
Has ace actually been confirmed doing this, or is this just reliable sources?
Posted by: zombie Carnac The Magnificent at June 09, 2021 08:02 PM (DMUuz)
Yep, Air Force One is a call sign. If POTUS is flying a Cessna, that's Air Force One.
The current highly modified 747s that usually fill the role are called VC-25A.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2021 08:02 PM (Mzdiz)
I never go anywhere without typing the url into the address bar so I get to go right by the incidental hot streaming garbage.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 08:03 PM (MMtX5)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 07:57 PM (MMtX5)
If you didn't understand it why did you think it was funny?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2021 08:03 PM (k39e/)
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 08:04 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: F
who said I did not understand it? I know exactly what it means and it gets funnier every time I read it.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 08:04 PM (MMtX5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:04 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2021 07:29 PM (Q1nbg)
Go on..
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 09, 2021 08:04 PM (yQpMk)
obama's Deep State will have to arrange an "accident" for both joe and jill, then.
Posted by: Soothie at June 09, 2021 08:04 PM (GX/mw)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 09, 2021 07:02 PM (wAnMi)
Saw a video where two mama grizzlies and about 4 cubs were hanging out in a meadow being watch by a guide and tourists. Suddenly, a male griz shows up and a fight starts between one of the sows and the boar. Next thing you know the other sow and all the cubs have taken refuge behind the watching humans! The camera swings around and there is the sow standing on her hind legs looking over the guide watching the fight.
Posted by: Beartooth at June 09, 2021 08:05 PM (A860g)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 08:05 PM (MMtX5)
Posted by: azjaeger at June 09, 2021 08:05 PM (3/XaG)
They will never let interest rates rise. They can't. That would destroy the federal govt. When you're $28T, and the budget blow-out projections have debt to GDP going vertical.
The Fed cannot. Inflation is going to rip our faces off, they will pretend it's not there, and print, print, in order to keep T rates low.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2021 08:05 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 07:52 PM (UPoLF)
I don't know. Too many different people. And impossible to tell because lies are the native language of The Left.
Posted by: ... at June 09, 2021 08:06 PM (uEbPt)
I would guess he did not appreciate being visited by this amateur.
Or course he may know that Biden can't visit as the travel would ruin his schedule which is based on his up moments. And being in a different environment might cause him to lose it.
He's having a hard enough time here when he's where he's lived all these years. Man I can't believe we've been "blessed" with two nitwits almost in a row. With only one good one in between to make us see the difference.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 09, 2021 08:06 PM (gHWbw)
Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 08:06 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2021 08:05 PM (Mzdiz)
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A couple of weeks ago I heard or read that the feds were no-sh*t discussing ending inflation by no longer tracking it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 09, 2021 08:07 PM (9aYjv)
"I'm honored to be here today for Pink Floyd's funeral..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:07 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: f
it's her thing, she bitches about everything I write
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 08:07 PM (MMtX5)
A couple of weeks ago I heard or read that the feds were no-sh*t discussing ending inflation by no longer tracking it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 09, 2021 08:07 PM (9aYjv)
That's how I lost weight.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 08:07 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 07:57 PM
(MMtX5
You said "Ask Ace'" which implies you didn't understand it. Yet you claim to understand it, but you can't explain it.
Ooooookay then.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2021 08:07 PM (k39e/)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 09, 2021 06:47 PM (4ZE6o)
The problem with that, is that I would have to enter a Starbucks to do it. Not happening.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2021 08:07 PM (nmuDY)
See, that was the mistake they made. They should have been offering White Claw for free outside the Capitol.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 09, 2021 08:08 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Mookie at June 09, 2021 08:08 PM (u+Y3T)
The worst is when they write the wrong preferred pronouns for you on your cup... :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:09 PM (L2ZTs)
Everyone I talk to is so dumb re politics that it's annoying
Last one was a woke lib who asked "what to Republicans read for their Fact Check?"
Which is a stupid remark on several levels
1) she uses Fact Check as her arbiter of truth
2) she thinks it's unbiased but assumes their is one for the GOP and another for the Dems....?
3) she thought this was a gotcha question
I think I just looked at her funny
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 09, 2021 08:09 PM (83lwH)
Ooooookay then.
Posted by: F
yeah, no, that is not what any of that means.
I just do not care if you get it or not and have no interest in enduring more of you.
everybody gets it but you.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 08:09 PM (MMtX5)
I was reading something the other day, saying that the Fed itself has been captured by Woke SJW type just like every other institution. They see themselves as doing "social policy" now. Enabling Diversity, Inclusion, and Equity. DIE.
The central bank of the United States, now. They think their mission is social policy now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2021 08:09 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 08:07 PM (MMtX5)
Everything? Oh hardly, dear. I sometimes tweak you. Stop whining.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2021 08:10 PM (k39e/)
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 09, 2021 08:10 PM (83lwH)
Posted by: ... at June 09, 2021 08:06 PM (uEbPt)
Well, I don't know if they'd say they were lying per se.
It's kind of like Santa Claus, but in this analogy, the "smart liberals" are the adults, and everyone else is the child.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 08:10 PM (UPoLF)
Then I saw their "pride month" ad on FB. Decided to eat somewhere else.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: F
they you go again!
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 08:11 PM (MMtX5)
They do make Bartles & Jaymes in cans now.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 08:11 PM (+WWsf)
Yep, going to end poverty by giving everyone silver.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 09, 2021 08:12 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 09, 2021 08:12 PM (hcb9g)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 07:52 PM (UPoLF)
They mostly don't believe the bullshit. Unfortunately when you tell these people off, they think that you are being insincere as well. There is no cure for this. A regular liberal sparring partner 2003-2008 said to me "It's almost as if you really do want the new Iraq to succeed..." ... what I had been saying for five years at that point. That comment burned me in a way none of his insults ever did. If he had been sitting next to me, I surely would have punched him.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 09, 2021 08:12 PM (ybIRR)
Better to give it away than insist everyone go work in the mines, I guess.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 08:12 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 08:11 PM (MMtX5)
Tweaked you again. You just endured more of me. LOL.
Adios.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2021 08:12 PM (k39e/)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 09, 2021 08:07 PM (9aYjv)
If I hide under the covers, the monster can't see me!
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 08:13 PM (gAFsE)
Yeah should have went straight to a chicken in every pot instead of making them buy it with silver.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 08:14 PM (2DOZq)
"The movie that was #1 at the box office when you turned 10 years old, will be how the rest of 2021 turns out for you."
Great. Mine is The Bad News Bears.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:14 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 08:13 PM (gAFsE)
lol
Posted by: face-sized spider at June 09, 2021 08:14 PM (KnJdm)
Tweaked you again. You just endured more of me. LOL.
Adios.
Posted by: F
you seem to have missed the thing about you doing nothing in this thread other than comment about my comments proves my point.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 08:14 PM (MMtX5)
I just finally recently ordered a 45 of the classic Soft Cell "Tainted Love/Where Did Our Love Go" mashup.
BTW, I've always believed that song was the unspoken but official underground theme song of AIDS, amongst gay groups in the early 1980s.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:59 PM (L2ZTs)
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Thanks steve, now I'll never be able to hear that song again without imagining gay taintsex. ;-)
Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 08:15 PM (c3dw6)
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The cool part is that they figured out how to implement that plan via welfare, and they were able to make it a huge government-jobs funding program at the same time. IIRC something like 10 cents of every dollar that is for welfare recipients actually reaches welfare recipients. All the rest is consumed by the same government that is giving them the money.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 09, 2021 08:16 PM (9aYjv)
Posted by: Mookie at June 09, 2021 08:16 PM (u+Y3T)
Great. Mine is The Bad News Bears.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:14 PM (L2ZTs)
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
I like where this is going!
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 08:16 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: M
what did he do to deserve that?
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 08:17 PM (MMtX5)
My own experience is that they don't want to debate it, they are doing a Daily Affirmation of a false narrative they need to breath life into to give their Alternate Reality life.
https://tinyurl.com/7utsc9vw
They repeat "I'm part of the Resistance fighting Trump-Hilter" or some variant often enough, and they really do begin to imagine themselves as Glorious Freedom Fighter making a Righteous Stand against Fascism!
The LAST thing they want is for someone like you to dispel their little self-deception with Reason and Reality.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 09, 2021 08:17 PM (83lwH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:17 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 08:17 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 09, 2021 08:18 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 08:18 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:18 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 08:18 PM (+WWsf)
their must site other than Buitengebieden that have vids you like
Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2021 08:19 PM (8o8kf)
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Oh crap.
The Exorcist.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 09, 2021 08:19 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Nobody at June 09, 2021 08:19 PM (CIxzb)
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 09, 2021 08:17 PM (83lwH)
"I confess to almighty Gaia, and to you, my brothers and sisters, that I have sinned through my own fault, in my thoughts, and in my words; in what I have done, and in what I have failed to do..."
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 08:19 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:19 PM (L2ZTs)
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Great, I only have six months to blow up the Death Star.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 08:19 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2021 08:19 PM (8o8kf)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 08:20 PM (+WWsf)
The Queen is probably safe... she's well out of Gropey Joe's preferred age range (Clinton would have been different... nothing with a vagina or even a concavity was safe from him).
I do hope Willie and Kate keep Princess Charlotte far away from Gropey Joe, though. She's 6.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 08:20 PM (G15ac)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 08:20 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 08:20 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:20 PM (L2ZTs)
"The movie that was #1 at the box office when you turned 10 years old, will be how the rest of 2021 turns out for you."
Great. Mine is The Bad News Bears.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:14 PM (L2ZTs)
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Heh. Mine are "Love Story" (1971) and "Diamonds Are Forever" (1972).
Nobody tell the wifey!
Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 08:20 PM (c3dw6)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 09, 2021 08:19 PM (Dc2NZ)
As long as you aren't the priest you're going to be all right in the end.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 08:21 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:18 PM (L2ZTs)
You know, come the Burning Times, some of you old fuckers are going to need someone around who still has functional joints and doesn't need to stop and piss every ten minutes. We'll see then!
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 08:21 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 09, 2021 08:21 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:17 PM (L2ZTs)
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LOL
Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 08:21 PM (c3dw6)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 07:10 PM (YYlyE)
All she succeeded in doing was getting civilized countries to abandon the defensive use of anti-personnel mines around their own installations. She did diddley-squat to prevent their unauthorized use by rogue states or non-state actors, and those are the ones that keep killing and maiming innocent people.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2021 08:21 PM (nmuDY)
Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 08:22 PM (Tnijr)
Nobody tell the wifey!
Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 08:20 PM (c3dw6)
You turned ten twice?
Are you some bizarre form of conjoined twins?
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 08:22 PM (gAFsE)
It was... The Omen.
AAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:22 PM (L2ZTs)
They had "Fact Check" in the Soviet Union, too. They called it "Pravda", which as we all know, means "Truth".
You won't go far wrong if you assume that anything with "fact", "truth" or "honest" in its name is nothing of the sort.
See also: "Scientific American", or as some call it, "Two Lies, One Title".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 08:22 PM (G15ac)
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Oh crap.
The Exorcist.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 09, 2021 08:19 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Mine is almost as terrifying - Ghostbusters
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 09, 2021 08:23 PM (hQrcu)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 09, 2021 08:23 PM (xEIoY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 08:23 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:24 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 08:24 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: ZOD at June 09, 2021 08:24 PM (xK9An)
Question: will it eventually kill every bastard who crosses the line, and if so, how long will it take?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at June 09, 2021 08:24 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 08:24 PM (c3dw6)
Smokey and the Bandit
...I don't need any cards, thanks
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 09, 2021 08:24 PM (83lwH)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 09, 2021 08:25 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:25 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 08:21 PM (2DOZq)
Or the other priest. Or the little girl, who would be mentally flayed by an experience like that. Or her mom, who would never be able to look at her daughter again without wondering if the Devil wasn't still sniffing around in there. Or... Well, pretty much anyone.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 08:25 PM (gAFsE)
Sounds about right
Posted by: Commander Tacticool at June 09, 2021 08:26 PM (GvEen)
==
Up in Smoke
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 09, 2021 08:26 PM (oEn12)
**
Ha. Reminds me of the Smart People who got the places to ban straws in the US even though 99% of plastic trash in the ocean comes from outside of the US where they give no f*cks about throwing their trash errywhere (or burning it).
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 09, 2021 08:26 PM (9aYjv)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at June 09, 2021 08:24 PM (Mzdiz)
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Yes, they die of dehydration. Should take a few days.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 08:26 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:26 PM (L2ZTs)
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NoVaMoMe, July 24, Arlington. You will email me for instructions. Do it. Do it now.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 09, 2021 08:26 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 09, 2021 08:26 PM (83lwH)
Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 08:26 PM (Tnijr)
Troubled in Dallas
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 09, 2021 08:21 PM (ybIRR)
as long as it is not my ex, might be OK
Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2021 08:26 PM (8o8kf)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 09, 2021 08:27 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 09, 2021 08:27 PM (9aYjv)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2021 08:27 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2021 08:27 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at June 09, 2021 08:24 PM (Mzdiz)
Yes, it will kill them but it's only effective for as long as it stays dry. Once it gets moisture, it's not effective anymore. Needs to be reapplied
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 08:27 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: ZOD at June 09, 2021 08:27 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 08:28 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 08:26 PM (Tnijr)
I suppose hatching is technically birth.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 08:28 PM (gAFsE)
I loved it then and still do. Blake Edwards' all-time best.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:28 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 09, 2021 08:28 PM (5p7BC)
https://www.imdb.com/list/ls066954756/
Cannot choose between Cool Hand Luke, El Dorado, Death Rides a Horse, and The Jungle Book.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 09, 2021 08:28 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 09, 2021 08:28 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2021 07:20 PM (k39e/)
That, and hanging out with a two-bit Wog dumb enough to hire such a shitty driver.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2021 08:28 PM (e1iin)
Posted by: ZOD at June 09, 2021 08:28 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 09, 2021 08:28 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 09, 2021 08:28 PM (83lwH)
#3 was Its a.Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad World. Much more better.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 08:29 PM (axyOa)
Only if the sex is truly freaky and you spike her breakfast with Thorazine every morning.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 08:29 PM (+WWsf)
She probably WAS the porn star you saw on the internet.
I'm with AOP. No Starbucks for me. I can ruin the taste of stuff by burning it on my own without needing to pay someone else to do it for me.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 08:29 PM (G15ac)
Goldfinger. Do I get to be 007?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at June 09, 2021 08:29 PM (Mzdiz)
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Fistful of Dollars
WooHoo!
Posted by: dartist at June 09, 2021 08:29 PM (+ya+t)
Horny in Georgetown.
Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 08:24 PM (c3dw6)
You have to be careful. If you fuck her and never call her back, he might give you $100,000.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 09, 2021 08:29 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 08:26 PM (Tnijr)
I suppose hatching is technically birth.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 08:28 PM (gAFsE)
Summoned to this plane.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 09, 2021 08:29 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 08:29 PM (2DOZq)
So I'll be climbing mountains, wearing old curtains...
Bring on the burning times!!!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2021 08:29 PM (BgMrQ)
as long as it stays dry. Once it gets moisture, it's not effective
anymore. Needs to be reapplied
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 08:27 PM (4fSQf)
But if they cross it while it's dry, will they eventually die?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at June 09, 2021 08:30 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 09, 2021 08:23 PM (xEIoY)
Stanley Baker - I think he produced it and starred...great film.
Posted by: Boswell at June 09, 2021 08:30 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 09, 2021 08:28 PM (5p7BC)
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I'd go for the big splashy number at Harmonia Gardens with Louis Armstrong, but that's just me.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 09, 2021 08:30 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at June 09, 2021 08:30 PM (Mzdiz
Yes. Works on roaches too.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 08:31 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:31 PM (L2ZTs)
dontcuttheredwire at yahoo Dotcom
Comply.
Posted by: ZOD at June 09, 2021 08:32 PM (xK9An)
You have to be careful. If you fuck her and never call her back, he might give you $100,000.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 09, 2021 08:29 PM (ybIRR)
I can see a hilarious reverse Guess Who's Coming To Dinner where she brings a Moron to a family reunion.
"Binary Ben! How ya doin'? Man, I thought you'd be taller. Brought you a fifth of Laphrofig, here. You mix that with Diet Coke I'll fucking shoot you. So! Where's the meat?"
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 08:32 PM (gAFsE)
Q. Why is car insurance so expensive in Wales?
A. Welshmen never yield.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 08:32 PM (G15ac)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 09, 2021 08:29 PM (Dc2NZ)
Is that the time where he raised his tentacles and shouted "what mortal fool as awaken me from my slumber!"??
Posted by: Boswell at June 09, 2021 08:32 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2021 08:32 PM (vHLlg)
Posted by: qdpsteve at
Silly Steve.
ZOD was not born. He was hatched.
Hi Zod!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2021 08:33 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 08:23 PM (2DOZq)
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Heh. Born again at 9 months.
/misread the question (missed the "turned 10" part
Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 08:33 PM (c3dw6)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 08:33 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: dartist at June 09, 2021 08:33 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 09, 2021 08:27 PM (wyw4S)
Eww. We don't have those here at present. If this turns out to work, I'll have to scrub away the corpses.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at June 09, 2021 08:33 PM (Mzdiz)
Yes, it will. Formaldehyde. It will last.
Posted by: ZOD at June 09, 2021 08:34 PM (xK9An)
Diamonds are Forever, The Godfather, The Posideon Adventure, The French Connection, The Valachi Papers, Deliverance, Dirty Harry, The Last Pictuere Show, Superfly.
Hell, the last twenty years can't match that one year.
I mean, come on man.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2021 08:34 PM (9YL6t)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:30 PM (L2ZTs)
OMG - not Eastwood singing about that wind named Mariah! Make it stahp!
Posted by: Boswell at June 09, 2021 08:34 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Boswell at June 09, 2021 08:32 PM (5iUNf)
Ai, ai, Zod ftagn!
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 08:34 PM (gAFsE)
Blue might fade after you put her head in a jar though.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 08:34 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:31 PM (L2ZTs)
heh...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2021 08:35 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:35 PM (L2ZTs)
Nobody tell the wifey!
Also Omega Man, Clockwork Orange and The French Connection.
Gah.
Posted by: Infidel at June 09, 2021 08:35 PM (E0OEG)
Depends on whether you count her killing you in your sleep and making a "man suit" out of your flayed skin as "lasting".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 08:35 PM (G15ac)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 09, 2021 08:35 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Nobody at June 09, 2021 08:36 PM (CIxzb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2021 08:27 PM (Mzdiz)
Let's call them 'pedes. Works for me.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at June 09, 2021 08:36 PM (Mzdiz)
Ben Hur, so I guess that's ok.
Posted by: Fou Troll at June 09, 2021 08:36 PM (HLwmB)
Taxi driver
The omen
Dog Day afternoon
All the presidents men
Bad news bears
One flew over the cuckoos nest
Midway
Carrie
King Kong.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 08:36 PM (4fSQf)
Diamonds are Forever, The Godfather, The Posideon Adventure, The French Connection, The Valachi Papers, Deliverance, Dirty Harry, The Last Pictuere Show, Superfly.
Hell, the last twenty years can't match that one year.
I mean, come on man.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2021 08:34 PM (9YL6t)
The 70s were a deeply depressing time...
Change my mind!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2021 08:37 PM (BgMrQ)
In their defense, everyone was doing a whole lot of drugs back then.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 08:37 PM (G15ac)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at June 09, 2021 08:33 PM (Mzdiz)
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If you have a leaf blower, use that first. My husband clears our deck, porch and driveway every day.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 09, 2021 08:37 PM (wyw4S)
Does this mean I get to slap someone?
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I think you get to drive like a maniac and beat the fuck out of French guys. Not so bad.
Posted by: dartist at June 09, 2021 08:37 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 09, 2021 08:37 PM (hcb9g)
Posted by: Fou Troll at June 09, 2021 08:36 PM (HLwmB)
Unless you get run over by a chariot. Which in the current year I admit is unlikely.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 08:38 PM (gAFsE)
Ben Hur, so I guess that's ok.
Posted by: Fou Troll at June 09, 2021 08:36 PM (HLwmB)
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. They die at the end.
I don't like this game.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2021 08:38 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:35 PM (L2ZTs)
Ahh, so you have spared carving your eyes out with rusty melon ball scoops - it is that hard to unsee....
Posted by: Boswell at June 09, 2021 08:38 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:30 PM (L2ZTs)
OMG - not Eastwood singing about that wind named Mariah! Make it stahp!
Posted by: Boswell at June 09, 2021 08:34 PM (5iUNf)
If Sponge were here, he'd say you asked for it.
https://youtu.be/3DrOqRQQ9mg
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 09, 2021 08:38 PM (VcFUs)
What am I supposed to make of "Hello Dolly"?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 09, 2021 08:28 PM (5p7BC)
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You will soon be commenting as "Daphne in Fla". ;-)
Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 08:39 PM (c3dw6)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 08:39 PM (+WWsf)
My new endeavor, Derm Perm Embalming Gel, guarantees that hair colors, tattoos and all skin lesions will be permanent after your 'loved one' gets a single brush on treatment!*
*Do not use any person or animal you actually care about. Flammable. My produce intense itching. If orgasm lasts more than 4 hours call 911.
Posted by: The Septic Avenger at June 09, 2021 08:39 PM (ND961)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:35 PM (L2ZTs)
Its actually worth watching just for the preacher scenes. He's hilarious. And Ray Walston was good.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 08:39 PM (axyOa)
Change my mind!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2021 08:37 PM (BgMrQ)
I have a copy of James Lileks' book on 70's interior decorating, and I have seen old family photos from that time period, showcasing the styles of dress that were popular. I am convinced you were all completely insane.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 08:39 PM (gAFsE)
I don't like this game.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2021 08:38 PM (oHd/0)
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I can't swim.
The fall will probably kill ya.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 08:40 PM (kTF2Z)
In their defense, everyone was doing a whole lot of drugs back then.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 08:37 PM (G15ac)
/Jumps on Soapbox.
I always felt sorry for 'Bert' in Mary Poppins. She is a TEASE. She even kissed Penguins, but Burt?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2021 08:40 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 09, 2021 08:40 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2021 08:40 PM (9YL6t)
Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 08:40 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 08:39 PM (gAFsE)
There was a paint shortage in the world. Green and brown was all we had.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 08:41 PM (4fSQf)
Paint Your Wagon was the Cats of 1969.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:41 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2021 08:41 PM (vHLlg)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:35 PM (L2ZTs)
Its actually worth watching just for the preacher scenes. He's hilarious. And Ray Walston was good.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 08:39 PM (axyOa)
They call the wind Maria..... great song.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2021 08:41 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 09, 2021 08:41 PM (w/5Ba)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2021 08:34 PM (9YL6t)
The Godfather alone made it worth being 10 in 1972.
That, or not being stuck behind Sonny at that toll booth...
Posted by: Boswell at June 09, 2021 08:41 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: parsimony at June 09, 2021 08:41 PM (X1xq4)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 09, 2021 08:42 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2021 08:42 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 08:42 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: ... at June 09, 2021 08:42 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 09, 2021 08:42 PM (VcFUs)
Your Grace. **Respectful tip of the hat**
Long may the Duchess of Carolina thrive.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2021 08:43 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: ... at June 09, 2021 08:42 PM (uEbPt
Behind the Green Door?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 08:44 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 08:41 PM (4fSQf)
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Don't forget harvest gold.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 08:44 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 09, 2021 08:37 PM (wyw4S)
Won't work, these are flattened to the concrete (there are so many at night, you inevitably step on them and crush their stupid little bodies). Scrubbing will be required.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at June 09, 2021 08:44 PM (Mzdiz)
That last. Say that to yourself six times tomorrow, and every day thereafter.
In time, your life will be the richer--or the more interesting, or both--for it.
Posted by: ZOD at June 09, 2021 08:44 PM (xK9An)
..., I'd guess yours is either It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World or Super Troupers. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:44 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: ... at June 09, 2021 08:42 PM (uEbPt
Behind the Green Door?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 08:44 PM (4fSQf)
The Crying Game?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 09, 2021 08:44 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 09, 2021 08:45 PM (nbpZs)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 08:45 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 08:45 PM (Tnijr)
Long may the Duchess of Carolina thrive.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2021 08:43 PM (u82oZ)
Thank you, {{{Salty}}}! It's always good to see you.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at June 09, 2021 08:45 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:45 PM (L2ZTs)
Ahem...see ABBA lately?
Posted by: Pierce Brosnan at June 09, 2021 08:45 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 08:41 PM (4fSQf)
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Don't forget harvest gold.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 08:44 PM (kTF2Z)
Oh, we weren't that rich.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 08:46 PM (4fSQf)
Fortunately it was #1 for only two weeks.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 09, 2021 08:46 PM (w/5Ba)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 08:46 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: RI Red at June 09, 2021 08:46 PM (S+XQs)
Not 100% true. Besides "avocado" and "coppertone", there was "harvest gold".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 08:46 PM (G15ac)
..., I'd guess yours is either It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World or Super Troupers. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:44 PM (L2ZTs)
I'm torn, Death Rides A Horse, and The Jungle Book are also in '67. Partying with King Louie and the monkeys? Oh hell yeah.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 09, 2021 08:46 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 08:42 PM (+WWsf)
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Midnight Express was a GREAT movie.
"Scared Straight" before being Scared Straight was cool ...
Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 08:47 PM (c3dw6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:47 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Infidel at June 09, 2021 08:47 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: RI Red at June 09, 2021 08:46 PM (S+XQs)
Lawrence of Arabia is great.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 08:48 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 09, 2021 08:48 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 08:48 PM (G15ac)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 08:42 PM (+WWsf)
I wonder if they show gladiator movies in Turkish prisons. You know, for good behavior, and all that.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2021 08:48 PM (vHLlg)
Posted by: ... at June 09, 2021 08:42 PM (uEbPt
Behind the Green Door?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 08:44 PM (4fSQf)
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LOL
Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 08:48 PM (c3dw6)
Thanks Ace.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 09, 2021 08:48 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Bete at June 09, 2021 08:48 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 08:39 PM (gAFsE)
Not gonna argue that point.
I wouldn't want to re-live the 70s for love nor money.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2021 08:49 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: azjaeger at June 09, 2021 08:49 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 08:45 PM (Tnijr)
They didn't a fiver between any of them? Because they could have spared everyone all their screeching if they could have, you know, pooled their change and bought it like everyone else did then....
Posted by: Boswell at June 09, 2021 08:49 PM (5iUNf)
It was generally used for shag carpeting, for some undiscernable reason.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 08:49 PM (G15ac)
Not 100% true. Besides "avocado" and "coppertone", there was "harvest gold".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 08:46 PM (G15ac)
Don't forget Burnt Orange, rounding out the triad with Avocado and Aztec Gold.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 09, 2021 08:49 PM (Dc2NZ)
In time, your life will be the richer--or the more interesting, or both--for it.
Posted by: ZOD at June 09, 2021 08:44 PM (xK9An)
I guess that would make me 007. I can live with wet work if I'm the victor.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at June 09, 2021 08:50 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 09, 2021 08:48 PM (VcFUs)
/slowly raises hand...
But also "The Battle for Britain'... so we gotz that going for us.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2021 08:50 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: dartist at June 09, 2021 08:51 PM (+ya+t)
1) Jimmy Carter as President
2) 25% mortgage rates
3) 10,000 Soviet nuclear warheads pointed straight at us
There's a recipe for situational psychosis if there ever was one.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 08:51 PM (G15ac)
Posted by: Boswell at June 09, 2021 08:49 PM (5iUNf)
Why do you think they went and Kid Napped the Tarts?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2021 08:51 PM (oHd/0)
There were other seminal films that came in 72, a little film called Deep Throat, that burst onto the scene.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2021 08:51 PM (9YL6t)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 08:49 PM (G15ac)
Aaack, my eyes AND the memories!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 09, 2021 08:52 PM (hOUT3)
I don't like this game.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2021 08:38 PM (oHd/0)
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I can't swim.
The fall will probably kill ya.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 08:40 PM (kTF2Z)
My father took me to see BCaTSK.
The scene where Sundance has Etta undress was....uncomfortable for the young 'dog.
My dad and I were never close.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2021 08:52 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: ZOD at June 09, 2021 08:53 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 08:53 PM (c3dw6)
Posted by: Nobody at June 09, 2021 08:55 PM (/OS5c)
Going to see Captain Josepha Sabin and her XO in her state tomorrow.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2021 08:55 PM (u82oZ)
The scene where Sundance has Etta undress was....uncomfortable for the young 'dog.
My dad and I were never close.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2021 08:52 PM (BgMrQ) )
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Mom and grandma took me along to the drive-in to see Easy Rider. I guess there was a nude scene because they both covered my eyes ...
Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 08:55 PM (c3dw6)
Posted by: klaftern at June 09, 2021 08:57 PM (r4sI4)
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 09:02 PM (2DOZq)
The Poles were living in a place the Germans could go and do the same when the big boys weren't calling. The Poles could mess with the Lithuanians and Ukranians from time to time.
In the later 19th Century Prussia pushed out Austria, then France from Germany and became a big boy themselves. But they still needed places to run around looting and burning, like any good European power.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 09, 2021 09:08 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 09:20 PM (L2ZTs)
It was generally used for shag carpeting, for some undiscernable reason.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 08:49 PM (G15ac)
and football teams.
Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2021 01:27 AM (gJfTA)
The fall will probably kill ya.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 08:40 PM (kTF2Z)
That was my all time movie quote for a long time. For sure it was the first movie quote I kept in mind and quizzed other's on.
Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2021 01:32 AM (gJfTA)
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