Mid-Morning Art Thread

Sorokin Bull.jpg

Ian Usmovets Stopping An Angry Bull
Evgraf Semenovich Sorokin

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 First?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 16, 2021 08:30 AM (w9Wax)

2 Oh yeah!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 16, 2021 08:30 AM (w9Wax)

3 So, he's gonna throw that bull, isn't he?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 08:30 AM (LvTSG)

4 Awfully lonely in here

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 16, 2021 08:31 AM (w9Wax)

5 With his bare hands?? Wow!

Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2021 08:31 AM (mZUr4)

6 I went to the bullfight arena in Lisbon. Unfortunately, it was a Sunday, and there was no fighting. But I wanted to go for the cultural experience.
Anyone been?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 08:32 AM (U2p+3)

7 Gird your LOINS, man. Remember what happened to Adonis?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 16, 2021 08:32 AM (Bmy3R)

8 Willy is strategically hidden. Same for the "matadors"

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 16, 2021 08:32 AM (w9Wax)

9 Dashed hopes for tit art.

Posted by: davidt at June 16, 2021 08:32 AM (Kwe7a)

10 Sure, why not tangle with a bull in your loin cloth

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 16, 2021 08:32 AM (uwc6D)

11 I love the Texas Bull and the Grizzly fight in Lonesome Dove the book.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2021 08:33 AM (yrol0)

12 .45-70, .45-90, .45-110 or .45-120 will stop that bull toot sweet!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 08:33 AM (hpmES)

13 6 I went to the bullfight arena in Lisbon. Unfortunately, it was a Sunday, and there was no fighting. But I wanted to go for the cultural experience.
Anyone been?
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 08:32 AM (U2p+3)

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Yup. Saw a bullfight in Seville.

I loved it. Absolutely fascinating.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 08:33 AM (LvTSG)

14 This painting poses more questions than it answers.

Who fights a bull barefooted?

Where are the picadors?

What is the dude on the ground doing there underneath Ian? How did he get there?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2021 08:33 AM (U8rqX)

15 That's a man, baby!

Posted by: creeper at June 16, 2021 08:33 AM (XxJt1)

16 Bull wrestling event at the first rodeo.

Posted by: BignJames at June 16, 2021 08:33 AM (AwYPR)

17 This painting must excite Jonah Goldberg and his wife.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 16, 2021 08:34 AM (/MaDp)

18 Wonder what so important that the people in the background aren't watching the bullfight?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 08:34 AM (hpmES)

19 Yup. Saw a bullfight in Seville.

I loved it. Absolutely fascinating.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Did it go the full 12 rounds?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2021 08:34 AM (U8rqX)

20 Kind of a David and Goliath allegory.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2021 08:35 AM (yrol0)

21 I seriously doubt this is an accurate representation of the event but the artist is pretty good.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 16, 2021 08:35 AM (nR2nR)

22 For some reason, this painting reminds me of Dali.

Anyway, here's a link to who Ian Usmovets was, coupleed with some thoughts about improving oneself and becoming a better person.*

https://tinyurl.com/2ayb67h6

*yes, I appreciate the irony of me posting a link about improvement, pride and happiness, but there you are.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2021 08:35 AM (2JVJo)

23 Bulls that big generally have bigger horns.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 08:35 AM (hpmES)

24 Saw a bullfight in Mexico City
My dad whistled at a nice pass by the matador
Sufficed to say the crowd was not pleased with him
Our guide took us out shortly thereafter

Posted by: browndog at June 16, 2021 08:35 AM (x8APX)

25 One of the helmeted dudes is Hemingway. He's taking notes, using very short sentences.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 16, 2021 08:35 AM (Bmy3R)

26 This doesn't appear to be a bullfight. The title says "angry bull". Thinking Roman street scene.

Posted by: creeper at June 16, 2021 08:35 AM (XxJt1)

27 19 Yup. Saw a bullfight in Seville.

I loved it. Absolutely fascinating.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Did it go the full 12 rounds?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2021 08:34 AM (U8rqX)

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The bull was a bum. He coulda been a contenda, but he was just a bum.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 08:36 AM (LvTSG)

28 This painting must excite Jonah Goldberg and his wife.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 16, 2021 08:34 AM (/MaDp)

What's his name?

Posted by: BignJames at June 16, 2021 08:36 AM (AwYPR)

29 The first bull fighting rodeo clown.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 16, 2021 08:36 AM (4I/2K)

30 Bulls don't usually have that much loose skin.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 08:36 AM (hpmES)

31 Bulls that big generally have bigger horns.
Posted by: rickb223

Wink, wink. Know what I mean?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2021 08:36 AM (U8rqX)

32 Much betting going on in the crowd.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 08:36 AM (HaL55)

33 Ian Usmovets tries stopping an angry bull...
Ends badly...

Posted by: People Vs The Machine at June 16, 2021 08:36 AM (lNHpT)

34 Any reason why you'd need to go commando when handling a bull? The people in the background are wondering about the same. I think the bull is right pissed off about it all.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2021 08:36 AM (/Hhiw)

35 Usmovets

That's how NY/NJ guineas throw you out of their stores:

"Hey Youse - moveit!"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 16, 2021 08:36 AM (Bmy3R)

36 punchline

anybody can take a bike away from a person of color.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2021 08:36 AM (yrol0)

37 > Sure, why not tangle with a bull in your loin cloth

Yeah, I'd want a steel or Kevlar jockstrap in that situation.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2021 08:36 AM (XGAZE)

38 Interesting middle name. Son of Semen?


Is this scene just before the "milking" of the bull?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 16, 2021 08:37 AM (w9Wax)

39 Joe's not in that painting so I would hang.

Posted by: Ziba at June 16, 2021 08:37 AM (S1hrL)

40 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)

41 Yeah, I don't seem him stopping anything.

Posted by: t-bird at June 16, 2021 08:37 AM (lIIT7)

42 These here cattle rustlers forgot to put on their pants...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 16, 2021 08:37 AM (flINI)

43 Missing the caption *DO NOT try this at home.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)

44 TJM
You shoulda looked out for him Charlie
He was your brother

Posted by: browndog at June 16, 2021 08:37 AM (x8APX)

45 Would paint on the side of my Free Candy van.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2021 08:37 AM (yQpMk)

46 Gorgeous piece.

Posted by: red speck at June 16, 2021 08:37 AM (gS3OW)

47 Nice work by the artist. By the way, Ian was fatally gored two seconds later.

Posted by: Gref at June 16, 2021 08:37 AM (AMIL/)

48 Sure, why not tangle with a bull in your loin cloth

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Or a bustle in your hedgerow.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2021 08:37 AM (U8rqX)

49 The title says "angry bull". Thinking Roman street scene.
Posted by: creeper


Tater Stelter's wife told him "not today". Angry bull is angry.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 08:37 AM (hpmES)

50 Bulls that big generally have bigger horns.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 08:35 AM (hpmES)


Statements like that definitely excite Jonah Goldberg and his wife.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 16, 2021 08:37 AM (nR2nR)

51 Bulls that big generally have bigger horns.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 08:35 AM (hpmES)

Mebbe he's a grower.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 16, 2021 08:38 AM (4I/2K)

52 With apologies to John Brunner:

What do you get when you have rival Popes issuing encyclicals against each other?

A bull fight.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2021 08:38 AM (XGAZE)

53 Okay. I get it. The bull is the Deep State and we are Ian Musmovets. Not liking the odds here.

Posted by: creeper at June 16, 2021 08:38 AM (XxJt1)

54 Kinda gives new meaning to "taking the bull by the horns" eh?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 16, 2021 08:38 AM (Bmy3R)

55 These men have never had soy.

Or ballsack in their mouth.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)

56 A stupid painting.....Ian would have gotten a double hernia and some horns up his squeakhole fucking with a bull like that.

Would Not Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 16, 2021 08:39 AM (8VdmT)

57 So this is where the expression "grabbing a bull by its' flank skin" comes from.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 16, 2021 08:39 AM (w9Wax)

58 Nobody better grab ME like that!

Posted by: Bull - the bailiff from Night Court at June 16, 2021 08:40 AM (mZUr4)

59 Ah, the strategically placed cloth.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 16, 2021 08:40 AM (NpAcC)

60 "You no say Ukraine weak.....Ukraine STRONG!!!"

Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at June 16, 2021 08:40 AM (Lozsj)

61 Ian Usmovets is gonna throw his back out with that form.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 16, 2021 08:40 AM (4I/2K)

62 These men have never had soy.

Or ballsack in their mouth.
Posted by: Sponge


Don't be too hasty.
They ARE running around 7/8ths nekkid. Sword fight city.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 08:40 AM (hpmES)

63 And here's "The Epoch Times" commentary on this painting which I looked up, because I didn't know anything about the story:

https://tinyurl.com/hy7ycnet

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2021 08:40 AM (k39e/)

64 Did it go the full 12 rounds?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2021 08:34 AM (U8rqX)


If I didn't have to work, I would like to go 10 rounds with Jose Cuervo, as the song says.

https://tinyurl.com/u378w4xk

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2021 08:40 AM (2JVJo)

65 Going barefoot probably isn't the safest procedure, either.

Steel-toed boots exist for a reason, dude.

I guess Workman's Comp probably didn't exist then, but still...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2021 08:40 AM (XGAZE)

66 Bull is angry because the guy on the ground was 'milking' the bull's favorite cow.

Posted by: davidt at June 16, 2021 08:41 AM (Kwe7a)

67 I seriously doubt this is an accurate representation of the event but the artist is pretty good.

Yes, he's captured the power of the bull very well, but the less we learn about these two young men and their shared loincloth, the better,

Posted by: t-bird at June 16, 2021 08:41 AM (8eSmR)

68 > Bull is angry because the guy on the ground was 'milking' the bull's favorite cow.

Or possibly 'refilling' it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2021 08:42 AM (XGAZE)

69 If I didn't have to work, I would like to go 10 rounds with Jose Cuervo, as the song says.

https://tinyurl.com/u378w4xk
Posted by: Mary Poppins


One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 08:42 AM (hpmES)

70 Who are those people standing in the background?

Posted by: dantesed at June 16, 2021 08:42 AM (88xKn)

71 How'd he get the bull to stay still and suspended in mid air for that long?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 08:42 AM (Zz0t1)

72 63 And here's "The Epoch Times" commentary on this painting which I looked up, because I didn't know anything about the story:

https://tinyurl.com/hy7ycnet

"Eric Bess is a practicing representational artist and a doctoral candidate at the Institute for Doctoral Studies in the Visual Arts (IDSVA)."

Oh boy, BOHICA

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 16, 2021 08:42 AM (w9Wax)

73 Not art.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 16, 2021 08:43 AM (mZOHK)

74 A little Rage Against The Machine is fitting...

https://youtu.be/3L4YrGaR8E4

Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2021 08:43 AM (mZUr4)

75 70 Who are those people standing in the background?
Posted by: dantesed at June 16, 2021 08:42 AM (88xKn)

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Critics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 08:43 AM (LvTSG)

76 "Stopping" is obviously a term of art.

Posted by: klaftern at June 16, 2021 08:43 AM (r4sI4)

77 These two guys, ... "Hey look a kitten is feisty!" and off come the clothes.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2021 08:43 AM (/Hhiw)

78 So, crazy Ian.

Posted by: dantesed at June 16, 2021 08:44 AM (88xKn)

79 That bull does not want to be ridden.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 16, 2021 08:44 AM (NpAcC)

80 That bull looks like Biden. Check out the eyes.

Posted by: creeper at June 16, 2021 08:44 AM (XxJt1)

81 That bull looks like Biden. Check out the eyes.
Posted by: creeper


Who shit my stall??
-Bull

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 08:45 AM (hpmES)

82 Bulls don't usually have that much loose skin.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 08:36 AM (hpmES)

He's a Holstein-Shar Pei mix.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 16, 2021 08:46 AM (4I/2K)

83 The artist apparently never married, according to his Wikipedia biography.

I wasn't too surprised. He clearly liked naked dudes a whole lot.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2021 08:46 AM (XGAZE)

84 70 Who are those people standing in the background?
Posted by: dantesed at June 16, 2021 08:42 AM (88xKn)

The olympic judges of their time. They will be holding up papyrus with number scores.

Posted by: CN at June 16, 2021 08:46 AM (ONvIw)

85 That bull looks like Biden. Check out the eyes.


Like black holes in the sky, Shine on you Crazy Diamond.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2021 08:46 AM (yQpMk)

86 They need some cowboy hats.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 16, 2021 08:46 AM (NpAcC)

87 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2021 08:35 AM

Good article.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2021 08:47 AM (m+jkK)

88 Loincloth is an unnecessary bit of cuteness.

Posted by: creeper at June 16, 2021 08:48 AM (XxJt1)

89 Don't even know what to make of this one. This must be the B or C arena of the homo greek olympics,

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 16, 2021 08:48 AM (VwHCD)

90 Sunday afternoon Tijuana is a lovely town
Bullfights bring the tourists and their money flowin' down

Posted by: klaftern at June 16, 2021 08:48 AM (r4sI4)

91 This reminds me too much of Ben Stiller's bull-wrastlin' art in "Dodge Ball:.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 16, 2021 08:48 AM (dfRN6)

92 > They need some cowboy hats.

And some assless chaps.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2021 08:48 AM (XGAZE)

93 "One snort only, Vasily."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 08:48 AM (HaL55)

94 He's a Holstein-Shar Pei mix.
Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 16, 2021 08:46 AM


You have to admire the Shar Pei's persistence.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2021 08:48 AM (m+jkK)

95 Wait, there's a whole village of people watching from left to right.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 16, 2021 08:48 AM (NpAcC)

96 And some assless chaps.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2021 08:48 AM (XGAZE)

***

By definition ... yada yada yada

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 16, 2021 08:49 AM (flINI)

97 Another hard rocking track for today's art...

Chevelle - Hats Off To The Bull
https://youtu.be/4MRLd1Cgbdg

Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2021 08:49 AM (mZUr4)

98 The "media" wants us to believe Biden is that strong, raging bull. In reality, he's the guy on the ground.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 16, 2021 08:49 AM (O+I8R)

99 Some dogs would be really helpful here ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 16, 2021 08:49 AM (6mvRv)

100 This was at the first rodeo?

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at June 16, 2021 08:49 AM (cSyAR)

101 Strong like bull!

Posted by: fluffy at June 16, 2021 08:49 AM (XjXND)

102 Hand me that bull, Ian.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 08:49 AM (HaL55)

103 "This is my last and best and true bullfight," thought Jake. "I'm tight. Mike's tight. Brett's tight. The bull is tight."

"Oh, Jake. Let's not think of anything. Wouldn't it be pretty to not think of anything?"

"But I got my dick shot off in the war," said Jake.

"Oh, Jesus, Jake. Every f*cking time, 'I got my dick shot off in the War', blah blah blah. C'mon, Mike. We're out."

"This is my last and best and true bullfight," thought Jake. "And Brett has left me. And Mike has left me. And the bull will leave me. But the sun also rises. Isn't it pretty to think so?"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 16, 2021 08:50 AM (Bmy3R)

104 I think these guys workout at the gym.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 16, 2021 08:50 AM (NpAcC)

105 Some dogs would be really helpful here ....


overlaid with fireworks.

Posted by: Merry Old England at June 16, 2021 08:50 AM (yQpMk)

106
Chevelle - Hats Off To The Bull
https://youtu.be/4MRLd1Cgbdg
Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2021 08:49 AM (mZUr4)



They're coming to Dallas for one of those "rock festivals" and I want to see 'em, but I REALLY don't want to put up with the people that will be there.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

107 I think the painting would be more effective if I was familiar with the story, otherwise it just seems improbable. But the artist sure knows how to depict muscles and movement. I like the way way the color choices blend: earth tones, skin tones, the varied shades on the bull, even the cloudy sky and bits of cloth all seem to come from a limited palette used creatively.

It would be interesting to imagine how Frank Frazetta would have painted the scene.

Posted by: JTB at June 16, 2021 08:50 AM (7EjX1)

108 And some assless chaps.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2021 08:48 AM (XGAZE)

***

By definition ... yada yada yada
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report


If they get assless chaps, they be going to the Folsom Street Fair.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 08:51 AM (hpmES)

109 He had a type:

Hercules and Lichas:
https://tinyurl.com/hurkandlich


It's funny that the wiki URL shows gerkules which would be a cyrillic thing but still funny. (tiny pickle joke he explains)

Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2021 08:51 AM (/Hhiw)

110 That definitely ain't the famous "Bodacious" the bull. If you aren't familiar and have time search youtube for that name and PBR (pro bull riding). The faces he shattered caused pro riders to refuse to go near him. Pretty fierce bull.

Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at June 16, 2021 08:51 AM (Lozsj)

111
Loincloth is an unnecessary bit of cuteness.


Posted by: creeper at June 16, 2021 08:48 AM (XxJt1)

No no, its very normal to try and wrestle a half ton of angry animal with your junk hanging out in the breeze.

(That, plus the thing is embroidered at one end and positively filmy/gauzy at the other. I mean, seriously, even if there WERE trees in this it isn't art. )

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 16, 2021 08:51 AM (mZOHK)

112 Dogs, cattle prod, bullwhip, lariat, boots, chaps, .45 revolver, .45/70 lever-action rifle, 12 gauge shotgun loaded with slugs, bottle of "red-eye" whiskey...

There's no excuse for coming to work without the proper equipment, guys.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2021 08:51 AM (XGAZE)

113 Putin: "Hey Joe, your shoes are un-tied."

Could be a long afternoon for Joe.

Posted by: BignJames at June 16, 2021 08:52 AM (AwYPR)

114 Good article.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2021 08:47 AM (m+jkK)


Thanks. It looks like Fen and I found the same article, only at different sites.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2021 08:52 AM (2JVJo)

115 I guess this painting is all kinds of symbolic and contains hidden messages.

Posted by: kallisto at June 16, 2021 08:52 AM (DJFLF)

116 Ooh! Side-udder!

Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2021 08:52 AM (U1eOr)

117 Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 16, 2021 08:50 AM (Bmy3R)

Ernest! They told me you were dead!

Posted by: creeper at June 16, 2021 08:53 AM (XxJt1)

118 nice articulation of the muscle groups

Posted by: kallisto at June 16, 2021 08:53 AM (DJFLF)

119 "I need this hide for my suitcase!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)

120 Manly, yet teh gay.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 16, 2021 08:54 AM (js0ry)

121 So 'ettes: Would hang?


Note that this is a wholly separate question from "Was hung?"

Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2021 08:54 AM (/Hhiw)

122 Chevelle - Hats Off To The Bull
https://youtu.be/4MRLd1Cgbdg
Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2021 08:49 AM (mZUr4)


They're coming to Dallas for one of those "rock festivals" and I want to see 'em, but I REALLY don't want to put up with the people that will be there.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)


Understandable. Or should I say understand-a-bull? Sorry, I can't resist dad jokes.

Who else is playing? And can you just hang out in the back?

Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2021 08:54 AM (mZUr4)

123
Ooh! Side-udder!

Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2021 08:52 AM (U1eOr)

Don't milk it.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 16, 2021 08:54 AM (mZOHK)

124 I've got this one hanging in my masturbation parlour.

Posted by: David French at June 16, 2021 08:54 AM (KhNfS)

125 Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 16, 2021 08:51 AM (mZOHK)

LOL! Still, I would like to have seen what's under the loincloth. You 'rons are having most of the fun when it comes to nudes.

Posted by: creeper at June 16, 2021 08:55 AM (XxJt1)

126 At first glance I thought this might be Theseus vs. the Minotaur.

Two nearly-naked men vs. a fierce bull? What, I wonder, is the back story on that?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 16, 2021 08:56 AM (/XOcP)

127 124 I've got this one hanging in my masturbation parlour.
Posted by: David French at June 16, 2021 08:54 AM (KhNfS)

========

That's an odd name for the cardboard box you live in.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 08:56 AM (LvTSG)

128 This is not the sort of painting one would associate with the Bob Ross School.

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at June 16, 2021 08:56 AM (DMUuz)

129 The guy on the ground has a magnificent view of

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 08:56 AM (U2p+3)

130 "This is my last and best and true bullfight," thought Jake. "I'm tight. Mike's tight. Brett's tight. The bull is tight."

"Oh, Jake. Let's not think of anything. Wouldn't it be pretty to not think of anything?"

"But I got my dick shot off in the war," said Jake.

"Oh, Jesus, Jake. Every f*cking time, 'I got my dick shot off in the War', blah blah blah. C'mon, Mike. We're out."

"This is my last and best and true bullfight," thought Jake. "And Brett has left me. And Mike has left me. And the bull will leave me. But the sun also rises. Isn't it pretty to think so?"
Posted by: Guy Smiley

Ask not for whom the dong dongs. Or doesn't in your case.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 08:56 AM (d9FiS)

131 > This is not the sort of painting one would associate with the Bob Ross School.

Trees, mountains, lake in the background.

Classic Bob Ross. If Bob Ross had been really gay, that is.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2021 08:57 AM (XGAZE)

132 >>> "This is my last and best and true bullfight," thought Jake. "And Brett has left me. And Mike has left me. And the bull will leave me. But the sun also rises. Isn't it pretty to think so?"
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 16, 2021 08:50 AM (Bmy3R)


Not soul-crushingly depressing enough. But you have time. About 800 pages of time to get there I imagine. If you don't off yourself first.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2021 08:57 AM (/Hhiw)

133 Unless that bull is made of styrofoam, yeah no.

Posted by: Rael at June 16, 2021 08:57 AM (KhNfS)

134 32 Much betting going on in the crowd.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now.


"$10 says the Smails kid eats his booger"

Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2021 08:57 AM (U1eOr)

135 >>> That definitely ain't the famous "Bodacious" the bull.

Primus did a song about him.

Posted by: fluffy at June 16, 2021 08:57 AM (XjXND)

136 Oh, wait -- this is supposed to be ancient Greece or Rome, right? Look at the guys in the background on the rise, watching the battle.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 16, 2021 08:58 AM (/XOcP)

137 So, the $64 question...would I hang it?.

Oh, yes.

Posted by: creeper at June 16, 2021 08:58 AM (XxJt1)

138 Ooh! Side-udder!

Ok, who's gonna tell him?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 08:58 AM (HaL55)

139 The guy on the ground has a magnificent view of Ian's muscular bum.
Quite a beautiful painting of the male figure.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 08:58 AM (U2p+3)

140 Ernest! They told me you were dead!
Posted by: creeper at June 16, 2021 08:53 AM (XxJt1)

Just my liver

Posted by: Earnest Hemingway at June 16, 2021 08:58 AM (Bmy3R)

141 Meanwhile, the big blowup on Twitter yesterday was that SJWs insisted DC make a comic book where Batman licks all the vag in Gotham to set a good example for young boys. Warner of course said "not only no, but FUCK NO". Now they're all REEEEEing because they want to sexualize your kids so they end up as freaky as they are.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 16, 2021 08:58 AM (ZGrMX)

142 >"Eric Bess is a practicing representational artist and a doctoral candidate at the Institute for Doctoral Studies


a doctor doctor


Posted by: DB- just DB at June 16, 2021 08:58 AM (iTXRQ)

143 Waiter, why is this serving of today's especial so small?

The bull, he not aways lose, senor.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 16, 2021 08:58 AM (4I/2K)

144 Baby needs a new pair of shoes!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 08:59 AM (d9FiS)

145 >>> I guess this painting is all kinds of symbolic and contains hidden messages.
Posted by: kallisto at June 16, 2021 08:52 AM (DJFLF)


It's just a whole lotta bull.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2021 08:59 AM (/Hhiw)

146
a doctor doctor


Posted by: DB- just DB at June 16, 2021 08:58 AM (iTXRQ)



Gimmie the news.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)

147 > Oh, wait -- this is supposed to be ancient Greece or Rome, right?

Russian folk hero, showing the Turks how much stronger and more manly the Russians are. The guy on the ground is supposed to be a Turk.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2021 08:59 AM (XGAZE)

148 LOL! Still, I would like to have seen what's under the loincloth. You 'rons are having most of the fun when it comes to nudes.


Posted by: creeper at June 16, 2021 08:55 AM (XxJt1)
That's actually fair.

We'll put in a request to CBD. Hey CBD! creeper here wants to ogle some male genitalia. Preferably on a buff guy. Please oblige, and try and see if you can get a tree in the painting to make it high class.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 16, 2021 09:00 AM (mZOHK)

149 The Wuhan Institute of Virology also filed a patent in 2018 for a carnivorism bat rearing cage which allows bats to be capable of healthy growth and breeding under artificial condition. The utility model relates to a kind of wild animals to tame breeding apparatus technical field, more particularly, to a kind of carnivorism bat Rearing cage, the patent adds.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2021 09:00 AM (yrol0)

150 Ok, who's gonna tell him?


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 08:58 AM (HaL55)
S'okay, BB. That's a trans bull.

Posted by: creeper at June 16, 2021 09:00 AM (XxJt1)

151 Looks like Tucker's report from yesterday got pulled from YouTube (the one about the LoLsurrection hoax/setup). Watched the first 8 min of a 30 min clip, kept the tab open. Went to finish watching this a.m. "video has been removed"

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 16, 2021 09:00 AM (sJHOI)

152 149 The Wuhan Institute of Virology also filed a patent in 2018 for a carnivorism bat rearing cage which allows bats to be capable of healthy growth and breeding under artificial condition. The utility model relates to a kind of wild animals to tame breeding apparatus technical field, more particularly, to a kind of carnivorism bat Rearing cage, the patent adds.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2021 09:00 AM (yrol0)

========

The above is racist. Saying that Chinese people are dirty and will eat anything including bats is not racist.

At least that's what I've been told. I'm not sure I believe it, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 09:00 AM (LvTSG)

153 147 > Oh, wait -- this is supposed to be ancient Greece or Rome, right?

Russian folk hero, showing the Turks how much stronger and more manly the Russians are. The guy on the ground is supposed to be a Turk.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2021 08:59 AM (XGAZE)

Also Ian literally ripped the hide off the bull and the Turk fled in fear.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2021 09:01 AM (yrol0)

154 Ok, who's gonna tell him?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 08:58 AM (HaL55)


I know, I know... I just couldn't resist using the term "side-udder".

Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2021 09:01 AM (U1eOr)

155 145 >>> I guess this painting is all kinds of symbolic and contains hidden messages.
Posted by: kallisto at June 16, 2021 08:52 AM (DJFLF)

I saw something about Ovaltine

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 16, 2021 09:01 AM (sJHOI)

156 IT'S ON: The Vatican Just Denied Joe Biden Communion

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Go to Hell, Joe! No, really.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 09:01 AM (d9FiS)

157 LOL! Still, I would like to have seen what's under the loincloth.
Posted by: creeper at June 16, 2021 08:55 AM


Everyone likes to zoom in on on that!

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at June 16, 2021 09:02 AM (DMUuz)

158 Ooh! Side-udder!

Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2021 08:52 AM


That's a bull. I call bs on that comment.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2021 09:03 AM (m+jkK)

159 C'MON MAN!!!!

Posted by: Joe "the retard puppet" Biden at June 16, 2021 09:03 AM (KhNfS)

160 China Sends Dozens Of Fighter Jets Into Taiwan's Airspace

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WWIII: This Time It's Personal

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 09:04 AM (d9FiS)

161 Yesterday I mentioned the silent actress Marie Doro.

https://tinyurl.com/43v8zt3n

She was born in Pennsylvania in 1882 and started out as a stage actress, coming under the wing of both impresario Charles Frohman (later to die on the Lusitania) and actor William Gillette, famous as the man who, as a stage Sherlock Holmes, introduced the famous calabash pipe to the Master's iconography.

She signed with Adolph Zukor's Famous Players in 1915, though sadly, most of her films are lost. Described as a "Dresden-doll like brunette," Doro was acidly witty, a Shakespearean expert and had a deep interest in spiritual matters.

After marrying and divorcing the vaudeville actor Elliott Dexter, Doro remained single for the remainder of her life, and though a popular actress throughout the 'teens (though her fragile beauty had her cast most often in insipid "good girl" parts), by the early 1920s she had become sick of Hollywood and retired for good in 1924.

In her later years, she became obsessed with "spiritual matters" and turned increasingly reclusive, often going on "retreats" where she would vanish for weeks on end without telling anyone. She died in 1956.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2021 09:04 AM (2JVJo)

162 A stupid painting.....Ian would have gotten a double hernia and some horns up his squeakhole fucking with a bull like that.

Would Not Hang.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 16, 2021


***

The impression I get from MPPPP's link above is that Ian M. is a Russian folk hero, larger than life, like Heracles or Paul Bunyan.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 16, 2021 09:04 AM (/XOcP)

163 The Socialist Pope grew a pair?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 16, 2021 09:04 AM (Bmy3R)

164 what else is going on that the spectators are watching that's more interesting than Ian's deal?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 16, 2021 09:04 AM (sJHOI)

165 >>> LOL! Still, I would like to have seen what's under the loincloth. You 'rons are having most of the fun when it comes to nudes.
Posted by: creeper at June 16, 2021 08:55 AM (XxJt1)


Underneath is another loincloth.

"But what about under"...

Sorry, had to cut you off because I know where you're going with this, it's loincloths all the way down.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2021 09:05 AM (/Hhiw)

166 156 IT'S ON: The Vatican Just Denied Joe Biden Communion


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Go to Hell, Joe! No, really.Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 09:01 AM (d9FiS)


That's what you get with a crazy right-wing Pope.
LOL. I crack myself up sometimes.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 16, 2021 09:05 AM (mZOHK)

167 "This is my last and best and true bullfight," thought Jake. "And Brett has left me. And Mike has left me. And the bull will leave me. But the sun also rises. Isn't it pretty to think so?"
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 16, 2021 08:50 AM (Bmy3R)


Not soul-crushingly depressing enough. But you have time. About 800 pages of time to get there I imagine. If you don't off yourself first.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2021 08:57 AM


Hemingway in a nutshell.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2021 09:05 AM (m+jkK)

168 163 The Socialist Pope grew a pair?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 16, 2021 09:04 AM (Bmy3R)

========

He still thinks abortion is wrong.

That's how out of step American progressive Catholics are.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 09:05 AM (LvTSG)

169 I know, I know... I just couldn't resist using the term "side-udder".

I grok you. It's early, (for me, I slept in) not enough covfefe and the eyes aren't up to operational speed yet.
Back to teh art, this is pretty well done from a technical viewpoint. Reminds me of Frazetta. Lots of detail. Would prolly hang, just not sure where. The garage, maybe? Something for the Corvette to look at when it's parked?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 09:06 AM (HaL55)

170 Underneath is another loincloth.

"But what about under"...

Sorry, had to cut you off because I know where you're going with this, it's loincloths all the way down.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2021 09:05 AM


Is Russian. So is nesting loincloths. Like dolls, only with junk wrapper.

Posted by: E. Sorokin at June 16, 2021 09:06 AM (m+jkK)

171 161 Yesterday I mentioned the silent actress Marie Doro.

Would hit, just sayin', you know, spiritually.

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at June 16, 2021 09:07 AM (KhNfS)

172 Is no Frederic Remington.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 16, 2021 09:08 AM (4I/2K)

173 Yesterday I mentioned the silent actress Marie Doro.

https://tinyurl.com/43v8zt3n

. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2021


***

Lovely woman. In contrast to a lot of silent era actresses -- and actors for that matter -- who were often made up ultra-theatrically (at least in photos I've seen), she looks very modern in those pics.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 16, 2021 09:09 AM (/XOcP)

174 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2021 09:04 AM (2JVJo)

That's fascinating. I love your stories, MP4. And I would have liked Marie Doro. Going to look for a pic.

Posted by: creeper at June 16, 2021 09:09 AM (XxJt1)

175 The Socialist Pope grew a pair?

Posted by: Guy Smiley

The Pope needs a pair like a fish needs a bicycle.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 09:11 AM (d9FiS)

176 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2021 09:04 AM (2JVJo)

Pretty young lady.

Posted by: dantesed at June 16, 2021 09:12 AM (88xKn)

177 Oh, wow. Marie Doro was heart-stoppingly beautiful.

https://tinyurl.com/a3u5w7kb

Posted by: creeper at June 16, 2021 09:12 AM (XxJt1)

178 Mr Poppins,
Just lovely. Thank you

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 09:13 AM (Ffwmb)

179 Dogs, cattle prod, bullwhip, lariat, boots, chaps, .45 revolver, .45/70 lever-action rifle, 12 gauge shotgun loaded with slugs, bottle of "red-eye" whiskey...

There's no excuse for coming to work without the proper equipment, guys.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

A bit of overkill RB. I was in IT. Two of these items I didn't need.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2021 09:14 AM (U8rqX)

180 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2021 09:04 AM

Outstanding choice today, MP4.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2021 09:14 AM (m+jkK)

181 I love your stories, MP4. And I would have liked Marie Doro. Going to look for a pic.
Posted by: creeper at June 16, 2021 09:09 AM (XxJt1)


Thank you. I don't really have time to do them these days, but perhaps I will come next year.

There are many lovely photos of Doro out there; here is a woman trying to recreate one:

https://tinyurl.com/ruv5pra3

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2021 09:14 AM (2JVJo)

182 Would hit, just sayin', you know, spiritually.
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at June 16, 2021 09:07 AM (KhNfS)

For me? Charlotte Corday.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2021 09:14 AM (pfqSb)

183 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2021 09:04 AM (2JVJo)

I might think you were born in the wrong time.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)

184 Would prolly hang, just not sure where. The garage, maybe? Something for the Corvette to look at when it's parked?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 09:06 AM (HaL55


Yeah, it's a hard one to hang if you don't have a mahogany board room or a wood-paneled smoking room on your yacht or something. I'd have nowhere to put it, that's for sure.

Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2021 09:14 AM (U1eOr)

185 The "media" wants us to believe Biden is that strong, raging bull. In reality, he's the guy on the ground.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 16, 2021


***

His handlers wouldn't let Biden get that close to the action. He's probably one of the guys on the hill, staring off into the distance trying to remember whether he put underwear on this morning.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 16, 2021 09:14 AM (/XOcP)

186 The "media" wants us to believe Biden is that strong, raging bull. In reality, he's the guy on the ground.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 16, 2021



He's actually the shit the bull is flinging behind him.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)

187 Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2021 09:05 AM (/Hhiw)

YOU are a mean person. That loincloth is triggering and I am entitled to see what is underneath.

Posted by: creeper at June 16, 2021 09:16 AM (XxJt1)

188 There are many lovely photos of Doro out there; here is a woman trying to recreate one:

https://tinyurl.com/ruv5pra3
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2021


***

Mark me an instant fan of the woman doing the recreation!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 16, 2021 09:16 AM (/XOcP)

189 MP4, from that reference to "next year" do I take it we will not be fortunate enough to see you at the TXMoMe this year?

Posted by: creeper at June 16, 2021 09:17 AM (XxJt1)

190 Sean Spicer
@seanspicer
BACK ON THE SCENE: @JeffreyToobin ..was out mixing and mingling.. at a party in Manhattan to celebrate the (@CNN's) @brianstelter book.
"It's in the past, people have moved on,". Toobin was locked deep in conversation with the @nytimes @benyt

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Such a beautiful story of redemption and the power of forgiveness!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 09:17 AM (d9FiS)

191 I guess this painting is all kinds of symbolic and contains hidden messages.

Oh, Pavel....everybody knew.

Posted by: Sorokhin's Mother at June 16, 2021 09:18 AM (lIIT7)

192 Oh, wow. Marie Doro was heart-stoppingly beautiful.

https://tinyurl.com/a3u5w7kb

--

She sort of reminds me of Evelyn Nesbit, but maybe it's just the similar time period and their coloring being the same.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 16, 2021 09:18 AM (O+I8R)

193 @brianstelter book

Tater Tales

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 16, 2021 09:18 AM (Bmy3R)

194 Stronk, stronk like bull.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 16, 2021 09:18 AM (nI1Kq)

195 @brianstelter book

Tater Tales
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 16, 2021 09:18 AM (Bmy3R)


Fried Green Potatoes

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)

196 If Biden got involved in a bullfight, it would be to use his connections to rig it and collect half the take from crooked bets his son brokered for rich, degenerate gamblers from China.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2021 09:19 AM (pfqSb)

197 If Biden got involved in a bullfight..

Imma stop you right there, as the kids say.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 16, 2021 09:20 AM (nI1Kq)

198 Portrait of the Artist as a Young Spud

Tuber, or not Tuber: That is the Question

M*A*S*H*E*D

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 16, 2021 09:20 AM (Bmy3R)

199 Biden doesn't know if he's taking a bath or swimming in the toilet again.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 16, 2021 09:21 AM (nI1Kq)

200 She sort of reminds me of Evelyn Nesbit, but maybe it's just the similar time period and their coloring being the same.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 16, 2021 09:18 AM (O+I8R)
Yes. And those faces...they're not 1900's faces. They would look right on any street today. I wonder what accounts for that.

Posted by: creeper at June 16, 2021 09:21 AM (XxJt1)

201 Doro seems to have led a sad life.

Posted by: CN at June 16, 2021 09:22 AM (ONvIw)

202
Pooty-Poot's mentor

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 16, 2021 09:22 AM (pNxlR)

203 BACK ON THE SCENE: @JeffreyToobin ..was out mixing and mingling.. at a party in Manhattan to celebrate the (@CNN's) @brianstelter book.


"It's in the past, people have moved on,". Toobin was locked deep in conversation with the @nytimes


Excuse me if I don't shake his hand.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 09:22 AM (hpmES)

204 M*A*S*H*E*D
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 16, 2021 09:20 AM (Bmy3R)



*golf clap*

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 16, 2021 09:22 AM (Ez6QX)

205
@brianstelter book


Mash Notes from a Spud

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 16, 2021 09:24 AM (pNxlR)

206 "It's in the past, people have moved on,". Toobin was locked deep in conversation with the @nytimes

"We've got bigger crimes to ignore!"

Posted by: t-bird at June 16, 2021 09:24 AM (lIIT7)

207 BACK ON THE SCENE: @JeffreyToobin ..was out mixing and mingling.. at a party in Manhattan to celebrate the (@CNN's) @brianstelter book.


Must be good to be on the approved side of things.

Trump said 'pussy' 20+ years ago and they tried to destroy his entire family, and are still trying.

This guy whips out his 'little comrade' and wanks it IN A VIDEO MEETING and all is forgiven immediately.

Leftism is a disease that needs to be studied and cured.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)

208 This woman saved her identical twin from a crocodile by punching it over and over in the face

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And they're both ones!

https://bit.ly/3gExzox

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 09:25 AM (d9FiS)

209 Leftism is a disease that needs to be studied and cured.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)

With a flame thrower...

Posted by: Inogame at June 16, 2021 09:25 AM (53oGX)

210 'She was born in Pennsylvania in 1882 and started out as a stage actress, coming under the wing of both impresario Charles Frohman (later to die on the Lusitania) and actor William Gillette, famous as the man who, as a stage Sherlock Holmes, introduced the famous calabash pipe to the Master's iconography.'

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Fun Fact: Charles was the little brother of Abe and was known as the Sausage King of Wilkes-Barre.

You can look it up!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 16, 2021 09:26 AM (dfRN6)

211 And they're both ones!

https://bit.ly/3gExzox
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 09:25 AM (d9FiS)

Bright side is together you have 2!

Posted by: Inogame at June 16, 2021 09:26 AM (53oGX)

212 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 16, 2021 09:26 AM (arJlL)

213 A successful day for Biden is one in which he manages to pull a booger out of his own nose for a change.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 16, 2021 09:26 AM (nI1Kq)

214 The Great Fatsby

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2021 09:26 AM (pfqSb)

215
With a flame thrower...
Posted by: Inogame at June 16, 2021 09:25 AM (53oGX)


If it works......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)

216 I just can't get past the political prisoners this morning. These poor folks weigh so heavily on my mind. No politicians will represent them, with the exception of Johnson, Tuberville, and a few others. You can count the total on one hand.

Thank the lord for Julie Kelly and Mollie Hemingway. They fight.


https://tinyurl.com/3u9dxw6v

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 16, 2021 09:26 AM (ouJlr)

217 I rate Miss Doro as 4/5 RAWRS

Posted by: Rael at June 16, 2021 09:26 AM (KhNfS)

218 And they're both ones!

https://bit.ly/3gExzox
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 09:25 AM (d9FiS)



Ugh......Nose ring.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 09:27 AM (Zz0t1)

219 Leftism is a disease that needs to be studied and cured.

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It needs to be locked and sealed up like one of those demonic dolls. Because that's what it is: demonic.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 16, 2021 09:27 AM (O+I8R)

220 217 I rate Miss Doro as 4/5 RAWRS
Posted by: Rael at June 16, 2021 09:26 AM (KhNfS)

She makes me want to dance the charleston...

Posted by: Inogame at June 16, 2021 09:27 AM (53oGX)

221 I saw, without sound, the F9 trailer yesterday.

It. Looks. Horrible.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 09:27 AM (Zz0t1)

222 We know how Stelter's book ends already. He sinks the Pequod.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2021 09:28 AM (pfqSb)

223 Art
Even back in the days of swords and armor, a good vehicular tragedy would draw rubber neckers.
I wonder what the were called before rubber was introduced to the old world?

Posted by: Downcast at June 16, 2021 09:28 AM (KNgsx)

224 a dream... the matador... the matador... me...

Posted by: Blackie at June 16, 2021 09:28 AM (vuisn)

225 She makes me want to dance the charleston...
Posted by: Inogame at June 16, 2021 09:27 AM (53oGX)

Some of her pics remind me of Helena Bonham Carter

Posted by: CN at June 16, 2021 09:28 AM (ONvIw)

226 Leftism is a disease that needs to be studied and cured.
Posted by: Sponge


One 230 grain pill at a time.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 09:28 AM (hpmES)

227 221 I saw, without sound, the F9 trailer yesterday.

It. Looks. Horrible.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 09:27 AM (Zz0t1)

========

Looks like a Fast and Furious movie to me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 09:29 AM (LvTSG)

228 It's about family.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 09:29 AM (LvTSG)

229 Leftism is a disease that needs to be studied and cured.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)


Studied and cured? You're feeling generous today.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 16, 2021 09:29 AM (Ez6QX)

230 Well, there's no dew this morning and this lawn's not going to mow itself.

Later, Horde. Keep yer hand on it.

Posted by: creeper at June 16, 2021 09:29 AM (XxJt1)

231 F10: In Space.

"Dom, there are no roads in space!"

"It's not about roads, it's about family."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 09:29 AM (LvTSG)

232 Even back in the days of swords and armor, a good vehicular tragedy would draw rubber neckers.
I wonder what the were called before rubber was introduced to the old world?
Posted by: Downcast


Chrome Craners.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 09:29 AM (hpmES)

233 @brianstelter book.


I bet it's Au Gratin.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 09:29 AM (Zz0t1)

234 Later, Horde. Keep yer hand on it.
Posted by: creeper at June 16, 2021 09:29 AM (XxJt1)


Way ahead of you.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 16, 2021 09:30 AM (0ZhsX)

235
Studied and cured? You're feeling generous today.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 16, 2021 09:29 AM (Ez6QX)


I still hate them......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

236 Brian Stetler needs to be shoved back into that high school locker he was undoubtedly pried out of at some point.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 16, 2021 09:30 AM (O+I8R)

237 We know how Stelter's book ends already. He sinks the Pequod.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I thought he was Captain Ablob.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 09:30 AM (d9FiS)

238 226 Leftism is a disease that needs to be studied and cured.
Posted by: Sponge


One 230 grain pill at a time.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 09:28 AM (hpmES)

That is the greener environmental option, but flame thrower will support fracking..

Posted by: Inogame at June 16, 2021 09:30 AM (53oGX)

239 Flabsalom, Flabsalom!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2021 09:30 AM (pfqSb)

240 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Not sure I'd be out walking around barefoot where they keep the bulls. Know what I mean?
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 09:31 AM (axyOa)

241 I bet it's Au Gratin.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 09:29 AM (Zz0t1)

Pronounced "oh" or "ah"?

Posted by: BignJames at June 16, 2021 09:32 AM (AwYPR)

242 208 This woman saved her identical twin from a crocodile by punching it over and over in the face

-
And they're both ones!

https://bit.ly/3gExzox
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 09:25 AM (d9FiS)

12/5 RAWRS. Magnificent!
"It was fight or flight," said Georgia, "and you have to fight for the people you love."

Posted by: Rael at June 16, 2021 09:32 AM (KhNfS)

243 I saw, without sound, the F9 trailer yesterday.

It. Looks. Horrible.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 09:27 AM (Zz0t1)

========

Looks like a Fast and Furious movie to me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side

Proof that Hollywood is not out of ideas.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 09:32 AM (d9FiS)

244 242 12/5 RAWRS. Magnificent!
"It was fight or flight," said Georgia, "and you have to fight for the people you love."
Posted by: Rael at June 16, 2021 09:32 AM (KhNfS)

==========

"Unless they were in Washington on 1/6."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 09:32 AM (LvTSG)

245 M*A*S*H*E*D
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 16, 2021 09:20 AM (Bmy3R)


Overfilled Burlap Sack of M*A*S*H*E*D

Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2021 09:33 AM (U1eOr)

246 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side

Proof that Hollywood is not out of ideas.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 09:32 AM (d9FiS)

I'm waiting for the FaF, Prometheus mashup

Posted by: Inogame at June 16, 2021 09:33 AM (53oGX)

247 to celebrate the (@CNN's) @brianstelter book.

Tater! Tater! Tater!

Posted by: t-bird at June 16, 2021 09:34 AM (/2aWP)

248 FREE the Capitol Patriots!!!

Their fate is indeed ours.

Posted by: pawn at June 16, 2021 09:34 AM (GdrIb)

249
The guys on the hill are looking at Slo Jo and laughing at the spreading wet spot in the crotch of his pants. Cries of, "Sitzpinkler! Sitzpinkler!" ring out.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 16, 2021 09:35 AM (pNxlR)

250 Press photos of Joe and Vlad sitting in a room before the big meeting begins show Vlad in a big-time mansplaining pose. Joe has his legs crossed like like a woman. Or Obama.

Posted by: Gref at June 16, 2021 09:35 AM (AMIL/)

251 I might think you were born in the wrong time.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)


You got that right. I hate the modern world and all of its ugliness. I would give almost anything to go back to California in 1912 and be there for the beginning of the movies.

Read Jack Finney's The Love Letter if you ever get a chance. It's a good window into my sadness.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2021 09:35 AM (2JVJo)

252 Alternate Title:

"Ian Usmovets, Noted Bull Raper, Gets another Notch in His Loin Cloth

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2021 09:35 AM (dWwl8)

253 244 242 12/5 RAWRS. Magnificent!
"It was fight or flight," said Georgia, "and you have to fight for the people you love."
Posted by: Rael at June 16, 2021 09:32 AM (KhNfS)

==========

"Unless they were in Washington on 1/6."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 09:32 AM (LvTSG)

Crocs everywhere in that swamp of evil hearts.

Posted by: Rael at June 16, 2021 09:35 AM (KhNfS)

254 Has Tater written a book? That's just what the world needs-a book by a portly imbecile.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 16, 2021 09:35 AM (cSyAR)

255 Joe has his legs crossed like like a woman.

--

He's containing his leg hairs.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 16, 2021 09:36 AM (O+I8R)

256 161- In her later years, she became obsessed with "spiritual matters" and turned increasingly reclusive, often going on "retreats" where she would vanish for weeks on end without telling anyone. She died in 1956.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2021 09:04 AM

Kind of reminds me of Louise Brooks. Didn't she also become a recluse? I had a college roommate who was obsessed with her. Hollywood in those days seems to have broken so many women.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 16, 2021 09:36 AM (qe5CM)

257 Biden can't find his own ass with 3 assistants and his wife's publicist.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 16, 2021 09:36 AM (nI1Kq)

258 The painting caption, "Now RUN you motherfucker!!"

Posted by: pawn at June 16, 2021 09:37 AM (RO1ph)

259 Joe has his legs crossed like like a woman.

--
He's containing his leg hairs.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 16, 2021


***
Ever since we heard that story, I picture Biden as having legs like an insect.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 16, 2021 09:37 AM (/XOcP)

260 256 Kind of reminds me of Louise Brooks. Didn't she also become a recluse? I had a college roommate who was obsessed with her. Hollywood in those days seems to have broken so many women.
Posted by: Moonbeam at June 16, 2021 09:36 AM (qe5CM)

========

Remember how Jennifer Lawrence called the hacking of her private sex photos a sex crime but she had nothing to say about the sexual misbehavior of powerful Hollywood men?

It ain't over.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 09:37 AM (LvTSG)

261 Is Biden wearing his mirrored sunglasses for the debate?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 16, 2021 09:37 AM (cSyAR)

262 250 Press photos of Joe and Vlad sitting in a room before the big meeting begins show Vlad in a big-time mansplaining pose. Joe has his legs crossed like like a woman. Or Obama.
Posted by: Gref at June 16, 2021 09:35 AM (AMIL/)

" Cross your legs all you want, Joe, Ima still rape your ass"

Posted by: Vlad at June 16, 2021 09:38 AM (KhNfS)

263 241 I bet it's Au Gratin.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 09:29 AM (Zz0t1)

Pronounced "oh" or "ah"?
Posted by: BignJames at June 16, 2021 09:32 AM

Aw.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 16, 2021 09:38 AM (qe5CM)

264 MP4, from that reference to "next year" do I take it we will not be fortunate enough to see you at the TXMoMe this year?
Posted by: creeper at June 16, 2021 09:17 AM (XxJt1)


No, sorry. I need the time to finish my book, and also I don't want to deal with flying / mask hassles. Next year, perhaps? We shall see.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2021 09:38 AM (2JVJo)

265
In her later years, she became obsessed with "spiritual matters" and turned increasingly reclusive, often going on "retreats" where she would vanish for weeks on end without telling anyone. She died in 1956.


True to form, she did not tell anyone that she had died, either.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 16, 2021 09:38 AM (pNxlR)

266 Hillz is off her meds.

https://bit.ly/3iQ8dH5

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 09:39 AM (d9FiS)

267 261 Is Biden wearing his mirrored sunglasses for the debate?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 16, 2021 09:37 AM (cSyAR)

mirrored depends

Posted by: Rael at June 16, 2021 09:39 AM (KhNfS)

268 Now THATS art.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 16, 2021 09:39 AM (+4oV5)

269 That bull wanted to see some nekkid Usmovets.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 09:39 AM (2DOZq)

270 257 Biden can't find his own ass with 3 assistants and his wife's publicist.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 16, 2021 09:36 AM (nI1Kq)


Then Joe's in trouble today. Only Blinken and an interpreter will be with him in the Vlad meetings.

Posted by: Gref at June 16, 2021 09:39 AM (AMIL/)

271 Press photos of Joe and Vlad sitting in a room before the big meeting begins show Vlad in a big-time mansplaining pose. Joe has his legs crossed like like a woman. Or Obama.
Posted by: Gref at June 16, 2021 09:35 AM (AMIL/)
-------
Putin Shirt Status:

[ ] On
[ ] Off

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 16, 2021 09:39 AM (WGara)

272 Every age has its beauty and ugliness. I'm not sure the early 20th century is such a wonder.

Posted by: CN at June 16, 2021 09:40 AM (ONvIw)

273 260- Remember how Jennifer Lawrence called the hacking of her private sex photos a sex crime but she had nothing to say about the sexual misbehavior of powerful Hollywood men?

It ain't over.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 09:37 AM

I agree with that, but women have more power today and seem to be less doe-eyed about the process.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 16, 2021 09:40 AM (qe5CM)

274 Ever since we heard that story, I picture Biden as having legs like an insect.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 16, 2021 09:37 AM

Rewatch the fall on the ramp
His legs are twigs at best

Posted by: browndog at June 16, 2021 09:41 AM (x8APX)

275 Is Biden wearing his mirrored sunglasses for the debate?

Hell if I know!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 16, 2021 09:41 AM (3fR4G)

276 Is Biden wearing his mirrored sunglasses for the debate?

To be a fly on the wall at that confab. If only to watch his handlers run around with their hair on fire. Pooty got his ass good yesterday by axing Walter if he ordered the execution of Ashleigh Babbitt.
Can't wait to hear what Pooty says after they conclude today.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 09:42 AM (HaL55)

277
Then Joe's in trouble today. Only Blinken and an interpreter will be with him in the Vlad meetings.


Any chance the interpreter's name is Winken? The other two have Blinken and Nod covered.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 16, 2021 09:42 AM (pNxlR)

278 Hillz is off her meds.

https://bit.ly/3iQ8dH5
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 09:39 AM (d9FiS)

Bad enough It was supposed to be a reset button. They had to look even more foolish and label it in Russian as a recharge button IIRC.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 09:42 AM (2DOZq)

279 248 FREE the Capitol Patriots!!!

Their fate is indeed ours.
~~~
I am reminded of the storming of the Bastille.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 09:42 AM (IDhUW)

280 271 Press photos of Joe and Vlad sitting in a room before the big meeting begins show Vlad in a big-time mansplaining pose. Joe has his legs crossed like like a woman. Or Obama.
Posted by: Gref at June 16, 2021 09:35 AM (AMIL/)
-------
Putin Shirt Status:

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 16, 2021 09:39 AM (WGara)


[X] On (at the time of the pre-meeting pix)
[ ] Off

Posted by: Gref at June 16, 2021 09:43 AM (AMIL/)

281
Pronounced "oh" or "ah"?
Posted by: BignJames at June 16, 2021 09:32 AM (AwYPR)


I've always heard it as "awh"...

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

282 If I have time tomorrow morning, I will talk about Evelyn Nesbit.

Louise Brooks is an interesting woman, but I just don't care for her "iconic" look. I find the bobbed-hair on Colleen Moore much nicer.

https://tinyurl.com/bve9b77c

And now I must go to work. At least I am just "regular sad" today and not "slough of despond sad" as I was yesterday.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2021 09:43 AM (2JVJo)

283 Hillz is off her meds.

https://bit.ly/3iQ8dH5
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 09:39 AM (d9FiS)



*shart*

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

284 Ian the Terri-Bull?

Posted by: Biden's Dog at June 16, 2021 09:44 AM (rqZng)

285 Senile Joe is by nature a bully who loves punching down on people who are unable to fight back.
How is he going to handle this?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 16, 2021 09:44 AM (cSyAR)

286 I agree with that, but women have more power today and seem to be less doe-eyed about the process.
Posted by: Moonbeam at June 16, 2021 09:40 AM (qe5CM)


The current model seems to be pay the sexual gate fee to stardom then (if you're smart) form your own production company. Then you're the one responsible for getting roles in movies not some fat schlub.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2021 09:45 AM (dWwl8)

287 The painting caption, "Now RUN you motherfucker!!"
Posted by: pawn at June 16, 2021 09:37 AM (RO1ph)

Heh


That's it exactly

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 16, 2021 09:45 AM (UpI0k)

288 In Soviet Russia, YOU lift bull market!

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 16, 2021 09:45 AM (q1gHU)

289 Those people in the background be like, "Come on man, the BBQs are ready!"

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 09:45 AM (axyOa)

290 I bet it's Au Gratin.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 09:29 AM (Zz0t1)

My grandmother didn't appreciate it but when she made Au Gratin potatoes I'd call them All Rotten potatoes.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 09:46 AM (2DOZq)

291 My tablet is locked out of facebook. Coincidence?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at June 16, 2021 09:46 AM (TqblR)

292
Any chance the interpreter's name is Winken? The other two have Blinken and Nod covered.


This brings to mind George Gamow, astronomer, putting together a paper co-authored with Hans Bethe and Ralph Alpher, Gamow's graduate student.

https://physicstoday.scitation.org/
doi/full/10.1063/1.2982103

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 16, 2021 09:47 AM (pNxlR)

293 Wait... There's Jennifer Lawrence sex pictures? Why didn't anyone tell me?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 16, 2021 09:47 AM (flINI)

294 286 The current model seems to be pay the sexual gate fee to stardom then (if you're smart) form your own production company. Then you're the one responsible for getting roles in movies not some fat schlub.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2021 09:45 AM (dWwl

=========

The #MeToo movement was 100% about women in middle management wanting the jobs of men in upper management in Hollywood.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 09:47 AM (LvTSG)

295 Anyone else expect Putin to troll everyone by saying something along the lines of how great it is to have a president in the US that is again willing to work with Russia.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 16, 2021 09:47 AM (G2zl5)

296 293 Wait... There's Jennifer Lawrence sex pictures? Why didn't anyone tell me?
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 16, 2021 09:47 AM (flINI)

=========

She's a dirty girl.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 09:47 AM (LvTSG)

297 Bad enough It was supposed to be a reset button. They had to look even more foolish and label it in Russian as a recharge button IIRC.

And it was an Emergency Stop button anyway. It's hard to conclude anything other than that the Department of State is staffed entirely by imbeciles.

Posted by: spindrift at June 16, 2021 09:47 AM (h5TKJ)

298 290- My grandmother didn't appreciate it but when she made Au Gratin potatoes I'd call them All Rotten potatoes.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 09:46 AM

I think that will become an ear worm for me from this day forward!

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 16, 2021 09:48 AM (qe5CM)

299 275 Is Biden wearing his mirrored sunglasses for the debate?

Hell if I know!
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 16, 2021 09:41 AM (3fR4G)



Kudos - well done

Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2021 09:48 AM (U1eOr)

300 Jennifer Lawrence is looks overrated but not as much as some of the other supposed beautiful actresses.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 09:48 AM (2DOZq)

301 To be a fly on the wall at that confab.

Unlike trump president biden showed real strength in his meeting with Putin.. A true leader!

Posted by: Your sycophant press at June 16, 2021 09:49 AM (Zmnko)

302 208 This woman saved her identical twin from a crocodile by punching it over and over in the face

-
And they're both ones!

https://bit.ly/3gExzox
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 09:25 AM (d9FiS)

-------------------

I love the animated Mr. T clip included with the article.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 16, 2021 09:49 AM (CAJOC)

303 Even if Biden is taken out of the meeting room on a stretcher the media will be gushing about his masterful performance.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 16, 2021 09:50 AM (cSyAR)

304 Re the painting. I admire the skillful rendering of the human form. Would not hang. Why are two naked men being charged by a bull? Interrupted "mtg" brought about by rivals of some sort who are now taking bets, is my guess.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 09:50 AM (IDhUW)

305 And it was an Emergency Stop button anyway. It's hard to conclude
anything other than that the Department of State is staffed entirely by
imbeciles.


Their ignorance knows no boundaries. Yet they're in charge. So much for merit in gubmint...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 09:50 AM (HaL55)

306 Wait... There's Jennifer Lawrence sex pictures? Why didn't anyone tell me?
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 16, 2021 09:47 AM (flINI)

In the same batch as the leaked Kate Upton nekkid pics.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 09:50 AM (2DOZq)

307 Wait... There's Jennifer Lawrence sex pictures? Why didn't anyone tell me?
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 16, 2021 09:47 AM (flINI)



Well since nobody told you that, apparently nobody told you about The Fappening, so I'll do it. You're welcome.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 16, 2021 09:50 AM (Ez6QX)

308 A poster below wanted "tit" art. He didn't specify which gender, so he got his wish. You can't really see the tits on Ian, but you can on the guy on the ground.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2021 09:51 AM (k39e/)

309 Tanseyesque. Hudson Riverish.

Posted by: klaftern at June 16, 2021 09:52 AM (r4sI4)

310 So the great two world leaders have met? its late afternoon in Europe, and nap time for Biden. Or are they meeting over shoots of vodka to see which one falls over first, I bet on Biden.

Posted by: Colin at June 16, 2021 09:52 AM (6LcOA)

311 A Mosin-Nagant 91/30 would do a better job of it. Barbecue to follow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 09:52 AM (PMhmo)

312 Anyone else expect Putin to troll everyone by saying something along the lines of how great it is to have a president in the US that is again willing to work with Russia.
Posted by: Buzzion


He's currently trolling the US Left by picking up the Ashly Babbit story because he knows the US Left needs to have the iNsuRrEcTiOn story to continue for the coming federal crackdown. Putin wants the US Left to overplay their hand.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 16, 2021 09:52 AM (nI1Kq)

313 This woman saved her identical twin from a crocodile by punching it over and over in the face
And they're both ones!
https://bit.ly/3gExzox
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 09:25 AM (d9FiS)


It's amazing how often instantaneous, unlimited, irrational aggression can win the day in these situations.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2021 09:52 AM (dWwl8)

314 Jennifer Lawrence is looks overrated but not as much as some of the other supposed beautiful actresses.

"I'd do her if she'd let me."
/Amos Burton

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 09:52 AM (HaL55)

315 Putin to Sundown: ''Hope you had a backflow valve installed so as you tongue bathe my Johnson, None of your day-glow psychotropic drugs will crossover .......just swallow my essence and I may be able to make you a real man again...!"

Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at June 16, 2021 09:53 AM (xXx5y)

316 Putin wants the US Left to overplay their hand.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 16, 2021 09:52 AM (nI1Kq)

Not gonna have a problem with that... When haven't they over played their hand

Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2021 09:53 AM (Zmnko)

317 "I'd do her if she'd let me."

Story of my life.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2021 09:53 AM (2JVJo)

318 Unlike trump president biden showed real strength in his meeting with Putin.. A true leader!
Posted by: Your sycophant press at June 16, 2021 09:49 AM (Zmnko)


This is not a joke. Last evening I had to get onto wifey's computer to fix something using her browser. Home page points to MSN (I can't get her to change that) and your quote is basically the headline I saw. Practically gagged when I saw it.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 16, 2021 09:53 AM (kUmUV)

319 This woman saved her identical twin from a crocodile by punching it over and over in the face
-
And they're both ones!
https://bit.ly/3gExzox
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 09:25 AM (d9FiS)
***

Get a load of them snappers Ralph!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 09:54 AM (axyOa)

320 The croc was like ' who's punching me? I got that lady in my jaws. How can she be punching me? '

Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 09:54 AM (2DOZq)

321 320 The croc was like ' who's punching me? I got that lady in my jaws. How can she be punching me? '
Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 09:54 AM (2DOZq)

Are there two of them or just one with four arms?

Posted by: TexasDan at June 16, 2021 09:55 AM (ohOLP)

322 Hillz is off her meds.

https://bit.ly/3iQ8dH5
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 09:39 AM (d9FiS)


Later today Joe will say, "I received a firm commitment by my good friend Vlad that Russia will explore being a better neighbor to Ukraine, someday, and will consider doing something about stopping the hackers in the basement of Vlad's palace from attacking US IT systems. In return, I promised to always say nice things about Vlad and send him 10,000 gallons of ice cream a week."

Then Our Betters will say, "Hooray! We no longer have a tool of Putin dealing with Russia, like that OrangeManBad!"

Posted by: Gref at June 16, 2021 09:55 AM (AMIL/)

323 Jennifer Lawrence occasionally gets more puffy than Ashley Judd.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 09:56 AM (2DOZq)

324 Jennifer Lawrence is looks overrated but not as much as some of the other supposed beautiful actresses.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 09:48 AM (2DOZq)

***

This is about me isn't it...

Posted by: Brie Larson at June 16, 2021 09:56 AM (flINI)

325 323 Jennifer Lawrence occasionally gets more puffy than Ashley Judd.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 09:56 AM (2DOZq)

========

She is a really ugly crier.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 09:56 AM (LvTSG)

326 So, half way through the meeting, the slow Joe 's interpreter comes running out and asks "Who has the checkbook?"

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 09:57 AM (axyOa)

327 This woman saved her identical twin from a crocodile by punching it over and over in the face
And they're both ones!
https://bit.ly/3gExzox
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 09:25 AM (d9FiS)

It's amazing how often instantaneous, unlimited, irrational aggression can win the day in these situations.
Posted by: naturalfake

It's a man bites dog story except with girls and crocodiles.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 09:57 AM (d9FiS)

328
My grandmother didn't appreciate it but when she made Au Gratin potatoes I'd call them All Rotten potatoes.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 09:46 AM (2DOZq)


That's pretty much the direction I was going with that.

I did the same thing.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

329 Just the punch line: "Senior, the bull he does not always lose."

Posted by: Paladin at June 16, 2021 09:59 AM (7hzzD)

330 My grandmother didn't appreciate it but when she made Au Gratin potatoes I'd call them All Rotten potatoes.


LOL... Seems like a lot of us have too...My kids say it when I make them

Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2021 09:59 AM (Zmnko)

331 "I'd do her if she'd let me."

Story of my life.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2021 09:53 AM (2JVJo)


No no no.
Its about attitude.
Instead think of it this way, "I'd let her do me, but she'd better be good and not waste my time."

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 10:00 AM (axyOa)

332 Since the men in this painting are practically nude, I say they were trying to have sex with the bull...Pissed the bull off

Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2021 10:00 AM (Zmnko)

333 Jim Sciutto
@jimsciutto
Biden looked Putin in the eyes, Putin immediately looked away.

-
He's scared of Joe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 10:00 AM (d9FiS)

334 285 Senile Joe is by nature a bully who loves punching down on people who are unable to fight back.
How is he going to handle this?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 16, 2021 09:44 AM (cSyAR)


By yelling louder? By telling Vlad his momma wore army boots? Not much else he can do. Vlad will be more than happy to go out behind the villa and let Joe try to beat him up.

Posted by: Gref at June 16, 2021 10:00 AM (AMIL/)

335 Yup. Saw a bullfight in Seville.

I loved it. Absolutely fascinating.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 08:33 AM (LvTSG)


---

How were the barbers?

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 16, 2021 10:00 AM (sbGK0)

336 that's "nip" art, tit art = female

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 16, 2021 10:00 AM (sJHOI)

337 My grandmother didn't appreciate it but when she made Au Gratin potatoes I'd call them All Rotten potatoes.

I always think of the line from The Simpsons when Mayor "Diamond Joe" Quimby is served them at a restaurant - "Mmm, au gratin potatoes. . .now that's a quality side!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2021 10:00 AM (2JVJo)

338 333 Jim Sciutto
@jimsciutto
Biden looked Putin in the eyes, Putin immediately looked away.

-
He's scared of Joe.


Hahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2021 10:00 AM (Zmnko)

339 Biden looked Putin in the eyes, Putin immediately looked away.

-
He's scared of Joe.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 10:00 AM (d9FiS)

Left out the part where Putin rolled his.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2021 10:01 AM (E/gBi)

340 Jim Sciutto
@jimsciutto
Biden looked Putin in the eyes, Putin immediately looked away.

He's scared of Joe.


Wipe your mouth, asshole. You didn't finish swallowing.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2021 10:02 AM (2JVJo)

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2021 10:02 AM (E/gBi)

342 MP4 to the barrel.

MP4, barrel please.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

343 That painting reminds me of me taking the bull by the horns.

Posted by: White Goodman at June 16, 2021 10:02 AM (wAnMi)

344 It's Barrel Time

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 16, 2021 10:02 AM (WGara)

345 Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2021 10:00 AM (Zmnko)

Hi. Have we met?

Posted by: The Barrel at June 16, 2021 10:02 AM (E/gBi)

346 Yeah Puttie is scared of joe who is soooo tough.... I laughed so hard writing that

Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2021 10:02 AM (Zmnko)

347 Is that red cloth on the ground the bull sheet?

Posted by: Shoeless Guy at June 16, 2021 10:03 AM (ljahv)

348 Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2021 10:00 AM (Zmnko)

Oh. My apologies.

Posted by: The Barrel at June 16, 2021 10:03 AM (E/gBi)

349 One of my creepiest, helpless feeling dreams was me and my buddy , who is a big weight lifting fiend were next to a lake where possible gators lived. A discussion arose with him and other friends about not swimming in there and he said screw it and jumped in. Shortly there after he was attacked by multiple gators and was fighting them off but I knew he was doomed and could do nothing about it. I woke up and it took me a week before I could shake that picture of him being attacked.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 10:03 AM (2DOZq)

350 345 Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2021 10:00 AM (Zmnko)

Hi. Have we met?
Posted by: The Barrel at June 16, 2021 10:02 AM (E/gBi)

I'm innocent.. I swear

Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2021 10:03 AM (Zmnko)

351 Putin looked away from Joe because he didn't want to see the Alzheimer's stare and start laughing.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

352 Marie Doro was indeed very lovely. The internet says this about her:

Returning to the United States, she became increasingly reclusive and drawn to spiritual matters. After moving to New York City, she briefly studied at the Union Theological Seminary. She spent the rest of her life in seclusion.

I wonder what her spiritual interests were and what she was studying at Union Theological Seminary?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2021 10:03 AM (k39e/)

353 The Wuhan Institute of Virology also filed a patent in 2018 for a carnivorism bat rearing cage which allows bats to be capable of healthy growth and breeding under artificial condition. The utility model relates to a kind of wild animals to tame breeding apparatus technical field, more particularly, to a kind of carnivorism bat Rearing cage, the patent adds.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2021 09:00 AM (yrol0)

The Chinese will build a cheap knockoff, and you will find it at Harbor Freight for 49 dollars.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 10:03 AM (i5YVK)

354 I hear barrel is nice this time of year

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 16, 2021 10:04 AM (sJHOI)

355 333 Jim Sciutto
@jimsciutto
Biden looked Putin in the eyes, Putin immediately looked away.

-
He's scared of Joe.
~~~
Bwahahahah.
The more these lunatics talk, the more fear they show. Or disgusting boot licking. Or both.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 10:04 AM (IDhUW)

356 I hear barrel is nice this time of year
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 16, 2021 10:04 AM (sJHOI)



I can confirm you couldn't be more wrong......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

357 354 I hear barrel is nice this time of year
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 16, 2021 10:04 AM (sJHOI)

========

You heard wrong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 10:04 AM (LvTSG)

358 I hear barrel is nice this time of year
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 16, 2021 10:04 AM


It should be. It got Sponged out yesterday.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2021 10:05 AM (m+jkK)

359 Are "possible gators" like Schrodinger's Cats?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 16, 2021 10:05 AM (WGara)

360
Oh. My apologies.
Posted by: The Barrel at June 16, 2021 10:03 AM (E/gBi)

"Never apologize, Barrel. It's a sign of weakness."

- Capt. Nathan Brittles

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 16, 2021 10:05 AM (dfRN6)

361 Yeah Puttie is scared of joe who is soooo tough.... I laughed so hard writing that
Pooty has chunks of pussies like Walter in his stool.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 10:05 AM (HaL55)

362 I wonder what her spiritual interests were and what she was studying at Union Theological Seminary?.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2021 10:03 AM (k39e/)

Can't imagine.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2021 10:05 AM (E/gBi)

363 I hear barrel is nice this time of year
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 16, 2021 10:04 AM (sJHOI)


Sponge soaked up all the crud yesterday, so it should be cleaner than normal.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 16, 2021 10:05 AM (Ez6QX)

364 . . . a kind of carnivorism bat Rearing cage, the patent adds.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2021 09:00 AM (yrol0)

The Chinese will build a cheap knockoff, and you will find it at Harbor Freight for 49 dollars.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021


***
When I turn my hand to bat rearing, that'll be the first place I shop!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 16, 2021 10:05 AM (/XOcP)

365 "Never apologize, Barrel. It's a sign of weakness."

- Capt. Nathan Brittles
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 16, 2021 10:05 AM (dfRN6)

I am tough but fair.

Posted by: The Barrel at June 16, 2021 10:06 AM (E/gBi)

366 I'm not surprised many morons delivered the puns when they were kids.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 10:06 AM (2DOZq)

367 This bit with Jon Stewart on Colbert is no coincidence.
(space after status)
https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status /1404781074581016578

Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 16, 2021 10:06 AM (48RE5)

368
It should be. It got Sponged out yesterday.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2021 10:05 AM (m+jkK)


I absorbed NOTHING!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

369 So the rooskies are having a big exercise off Hawaii while these "talks" are going on. Interesting. I wonder if Joe could find Hawaii on a map?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 10:07 AM (axyOa)

370 it just occurred to me - the obvious over the top ass kissing the press is giving Biden the Demented is such an insult to the chocolate Messiah
as it implies that butt kissing they were giving TFG was fake too

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2021 10:07 AM (oEn12)

371 Jim Sciutto

@jimsciutto

Biden looked Putin in the eyes, Putin immediately looked away.

Yeah, and I'm a brain surgeon.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 10:08 AM (HaL55)

372 Are "possible gators" like Schrodinger's Cats?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 16, 2021 10:05 AM (WGara)

Heh yeah except you're the one that may or may not become dead.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 10:08 AM (2DOZq)

373 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2021 10:07 AM (oEn12)

Imagine when they start with all the Kamalalation

Posted by: The Barrel at June 16, 2021 10:08 AM (E/gBi)

374 So joe brought in note cards to his ass whooping, I mean meeting with Putin?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2021 10:09 AM (Zmnko)

375 This bit with Jon Stewart on Colbert is no coincidence.
(space after status)
https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status /1404781074581016578
Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 16, 2021 10:06 AM (48RE5)



The fact that Colbert said "If you have facts, I'd love to hear them because I haven't heard any as of yet."

You're SUCH a piece of shit......go somewhere and die. You're a bad human and don't deserve God's gift.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)

376 I absorbed NOTHING!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

What about all those things you said?

Posted by: The Barrel at June 16, 2021 10:10 AM (E/gBi)

377 375 The fact that Colbert said "If you have facts, I'd love to hear them because I haven't heard any as of yet."

You're SUCH a piece of shit......go somewhere and die. You're a bad human and don't deserve God's gift.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)

==========

"All I have is official denials from government officials with self-interested reasons in keeping things out of sight of the public."
-Colbert

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 10:10 AM (LvTSG)

378 Hey Sciutto, hows it going with the Russian security guys? Get bitchslapped yet?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 10:10 AM (axyOa)

379 371 Jim Sciutto

@jimsciutto

Biden looked Putin in the eyes, Putin immediately looked away.

Yeah, and I'm a brain surgeon.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 10:08 AM

I do the same thing when looking at someone directly would make me burst out laughing.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 16, 2021 10:10 AM (qe5CM)

380 Imagine when they start with all the Kamalalation
Posted by: The Barrel at June 16, 2021 10:08 AM (E/gBi)

it's so hard to find a sincere sycophant these days!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2021 10:10 AM (oEn12)

381 333 Jim Sciutto
@jimsciutto
Biden looked Putin in the eyes, Putin immediately looked away.

-
He's scared of Joe.



Yeah. No. Biden isn't a threat. Putin knew that and confirmed it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 16, 2021 10:10 AM (LQjWA)

382 Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 10:03 AM (2DOZq)
~~~
Intense dream, probably had\has underlying meaning.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 10:10 AM (IDhUW)

383 2000 lbs of I'm going to crush you , you puny human.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * nanos gigantum humeris insidentes at June 16, 2021 10:11 AM (FMSZo)

384 Can't imagine.
Posted by: ... at June 16, 2021 10:05 AM (E/gBi)

Union Theological Seminary wasn't such a left wing place back them, but when Dietrich Bonhoeffer found the students knew nothing about dogmatics.
I am just curious about what women study at a Protestant seminary before they could be ordained in most denominations.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2021 10:11 AM (k39e/)

385 There's really nothing to negotiate with Biden about.

Putin can talk directly with Xi about anything he wants Biden to do.

If I were him I'd use this as a massive trolling opportunity throwing back all the totalitarian tropes of the last fifty years again Biden and the Dims. Ashley Babbit's murder, the fenced off, National Guard infested Juntaville that DC's become, call for a UN investigation of Human Rights violations, etc, etc.

Biden simply wouldn't have the smarts to punch back and this is a very very low cost way to permanently(?) damage the USA's status and influence in the world.

Not that I want Russia to get a leg up on the US at all, ever. I just find it hard to believe this "gimme" is not going to be taken in one form or another.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2021 10:11 AM (dWwl8)

386 Putin looked away from Joe because he didn't want to see the Alzheimer's stare and start laughing.

--

Biden's had so many facelifts, his eyes are now pinholes. Putin couldn't tell if he was being looked at through those tiny things or not.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 16, 2021 10:11 AM (O+I8R)

387
@jimsciutto

Biden looked Putin in the eyes, Putin immediately looked away.

Yeah, and I'm a brain surgeon.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 10:08 AM (HaL55)



And women just arbitrarily throw their panties at me.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

388 Seriously.

Go get an image of Biden from 2018 and compare it to now.

He's got SERIOUS dementia face.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

389 >>@jimsciutto

>Biden looked Putin in the eyes, Putin immediately looked away.


Joe was likely drooling and definitely had a load in his shorts.


Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2021 10:12 AM (wRfHN)

390 Putin isn't scared but I will concede he is concerned about Biden. He has to be concerned about a mentally unstable leader because they are unpredictable.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 10:12 AM (2DOZq)

391 Something, something, something...


@omriceren 7m

The Washington Post published a story headlined "The toll of Israeli strikes on Gaza: Mapping the destruction left behind." They used this photo of what they say are craters from Israeli bombs. Those are bundles of hay.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 16, 2021 10:13 AM (nI1Kq)

392 Biden looked Putin in the eyes, Putin immediately looked away.

--

And truly, what that signals to me, immediately, is that it was akin to a wave of the hand. Biden is of little importance and he was letting it be known.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 16, 2021 10:13 AM (O+I8R)

393 Putin isn't scared but I will concede he is concerned about Biden. He has to be concerned about a mentally unstable leader because they are unpredictable.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 10:12 AM (2DOZq)

Wait. "Leader"????

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2021 10:14 AM (E/gBi)

394 He's got Barney Rubble eyes

Posted by: Vladimir Carnes at June 16, 2021 10:14 AM (h5TKJ)

395 Did anyone watch the clip where Putin told the interviewer, you don't want your audience to hear my answer?

Putin, I repeat, Putin, spoke up for free speech and against political prisoners.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 10:14 AM (IDhUW)

396 To be a fly on the wall at that confab. If only to watch his handlers run around with their hair on fire. Pooty got his ass good yesterday by axing Walter if he ordered the execution of Ashleigh Babbitt.
Can't wait to hear what Pooty says after they conclude today.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 09:42 AM (HaL55)

Yeah, Putin trolled Biden but good. Asked about the "political prisoners" too. Jam it in, Vlad, then twist.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 10:14 AM (i5YVK)

397 Having a fake staring contest with the Puppet would elevate the Puppet. Putin knows this.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2021 10:15 AM (E/gBi)

398 >Biden looked Putin in the eyes, Putin immediately looked away.


With an eyeroll.

Posted by: davidt at June 16, 2021 10:15 AM (Kwe7a)

399 He's got Barney Rubble eyes
Posted by: Vladimir Carnes at June 16, 2021 10:14 AM (h5TKJ)

Even Betty
thinks he's a spy
he's got...

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 16, 2021 10:15 AM (sJHOI)

400 NOOD.

The Ape is awake.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

401 Noodus simianus major

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 16, 2021 10:16 AM (/XOcP)

402 @jimsciutto
Biden looked Putin in the eyes, Putin immediately looked away.


"Look over at Putin... Shit, faster next time Joe!"

Posted by: Joe Biden's Earpiece at June 16, 2021 10:16 AM (KfC1e)

403 Wait. "Leader"????

I'm pretty sure he meant bleeder.

Posted by: t-bird at June 16, 2021 10:17 AM (KfC1e)

404 Not that I want Russia to get a leg up on the US at all, ever.

Our only peaceful way out of this is if our government loses a massive amount of power. It sucks - but we need a Putin win here.

Posted by: East of Omaha at June 16, 2021 10:18 AM (uVmqw)

405 The Bee's take on the NYT backing down.

The Babylon Bee


New York Times Forced To Admit Babylon Bee Not Fake News Since Stories Keep Coming True

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 10:18 AM (d9FiS)

406 https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status
/1404781074581016578

Posted by: JoeF. at June 16, 2021 10:18 AM (mR6Gs)

407 Yeah, Putin trolled Biden but good. Asked about the "political prisoners" too. Jam it in, Vlad, then twist.
It's strange, this rooting for Putin, even mildly. All of my 29 years, Russia was our enemy and still is. But everything is backwards now as our own government has been taken over by real, live communists and is bent on purging America of Americans. I so want Putin to embarrass the usurper puppet Walter and show the world what those communists in power were able to do to us without firing one shot.

WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 10:20 AM (HaL55)

408 And women just arbitrarily throw their panties at me.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)



Oh I am soooo going to Walmart and buying a pack of ladies underwear to throw at you in October...

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 16, 2021 10:20 AM (Ez6QX)

409 Joe signed a thing that requires us to send our car payments to Putin. And a flat of fresh strawberries.

Film at eleven.

Posted by: klaftern at June 16, 2021 10:42 AM (r4sI4)

410 That's an amazing heroic picture but I gotta ask, not "why is he fighting a bull" but "where are their clothes?"

Posted by: Synova at June 16, 2021 10:53 AM (BD/yx)

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