Quick Hits: Gimped-Out Potato Propagandist Edition

She looks like the mascot of the WNBA's saddest franchise, the Carolina Cat-Hoarders.

She looks like Gumby with an iron deficiency.

She looks like a body in a morgue that a necrophile is about to feel up and then he goes, "nah" and reconsiders his Life Choices.

She looks "Gender Fluid." And that fluid is soymilk.

She looks like her FaceBook relationship status is "Ready to Settle."

She looks like her Gender Expression is "Meh." She's the "M" in the Alphabet People Listing.

She looks like the exact image that the corporate board of Girls Field Hockey USA says they're "trying to get away from."

She looks like Femcel Prime.

She looks like she yearns to be fingerblasted by Shelley Duvall.

She looks like her dad got cucked by Nosferatu.

She looks like one of Jonah Goldberg's stools after he's had too much dairy.

She looks like she's cosplaying all the Seinfeld characters at once. (Thanks to other_joe_mama, but he says someone else came up with it.)

She looks like the A/V Squad gangbanged the Magic: The Gathering club.

Wallflower? More like wall lichen, amirite

OnlyFans more like LonelyTrans, amirite

Spock just emailed me to say "Pon farr more like pon fart amirite"

That works.

Former Disney CEO (and hardcore virtue signalling SJW progressive Woke Capitalist) Bob Iger has unloaded $100 million in Disney stock.

He's selling the stock in the company he is still a co-president at.

What does he know about Disney that the general public doesn't?

According to a regulatory filing late Thursday night, Former Disney CEO Bob Iger – and current Chairman – has sold off an estimated $98.7 million worth of company shares.
With Iger slated to retire at the end of the year, the move might seem shady, but according to The DisInsider's legal correspondent Sean Nyberg it’s fairly common. "When you get paid in stock as an executive, it starts to add up, so you tend to cash a lot of it out before leaving."

You know who doesn't cash out? Someone who anticipates the stock increasing in value.

Twitter suspended anti-Big-Tech activist Mike Davis -- for the crime of defending Will Upton's tweet that Tater is "the Gimp from Pulp Fiction."

Muh Private Monopolies, with unreviewable power to censor their critics!

I mean, nothing Gimp-like about this at all:

“You are the spokesperson for the most powerful man in the world. How would you like us in the media to cover you? How can we make you happy?“ https://t.co/Lp77xqSOGG
— Michael F. Cannon (@mfcannon) June 7, 2021

More people dunk on Tater here.

Enough with the Monopoly Censors, silencing their competition, and now their critics:

So @twitter suspends @wupton for comparing Stelter to a fictional movie character...Upton appeals & has his suspension lifted...yet Twitter decides to suspend @mrddmia for defending Upton?

You can make anti-Trump misinfo go viral on twitter, but don't you dare insult CNN! 🙄🙄🙄 pic.twitter.com/AnDuSabBY1
— Andrew Surabian (@Surabees) June 7, 2021

Look, we have to keep those checks flowing to Conservative, Inc., just like the Deep State had to keep the checks flowing to the Wuhan Lab.

By the way, we all know that Conservative, Inc. and NeverConservative NeverTrumpers have an undisclosed conflict-of-interest in supporting Tech Monopoly Censorship, right?

They want a c*cked-out Fake Conservative Corporatist as a candidate. They know their Tech Monopolist Donors want that too -- or, at least, that's the opponent they want for their racist, progressive candidate to trounce.

Their demands that we have Censorship Forever are not made out of pure intellectual conviction. They want to rig the game so that we can only run candidates like their gay-crush buttboy Ben Sasse.

If that takes censoring all real conservatives -- well, that is a small price the fake conservatives are willing to pay.

Yay, Monopolist Amazon!

pic.twitter.com/zlwydRSJGj
— I,Hypocrite (@lporiginalg) June 7, 2021

This motherf***er:

"This is called science, folks." 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/9BdC50imlm
— Hans Mahncke (@HansMahncke) June 7, 2021

That's the head of EcoHealth, which funded Wuhan with taxpayer money and organized the cover-up statement in the Lancet.

North Face rejected this oil group's order for jackets, to protect its cheesy "corporate image."

So the group is telling the world just how much oil and petroleum North Face uses to make its clothing. Which is mostly made from petroleum.

The oil and gas industry launched a new ad campaign Thursday against North Face to shine a light on the outdoor apparel company's "crazy hypocrisy."
Chris Wright, the CEO of Denver-based Liberty Oilfield Services, is spearheading the campaign by putting up billboards around North Face's Denver offices and launching a website and social media campaign, dubbed "Thank you, North Face."
The idea for the campaign started after North Face denied an order of jackets to a Texas oil and gas company reportedly because the popular fleece maker did not want its outdoor brand affiliated with the fossil fuel business.

https://t.co/aSudfcjqjU
— Andrew Clark (@AndrewHClark) June 4, 2021

Paul Ryan really loves NorthFace, for what it's worth.

I'd link the "Thank You, North Face" site but MacAfee is giving me a suspicious link warning. I don't know if that's legit, or that is Big Tech coming to the rescue of one of their corporate palz.

North Face

Fashion for cuckolds who get chilly indoors and can't reach their shawls.

DeSantis is inevitable. pic.twitter.com/dtVwnFCEtN
— People Whining about Ron DeSantis Online (@DeSantisandCo) June 6, 2021

The other person in the video is conservative transwoman Blair White.

Thanks to Fool Otto.

And, from Anonysaurus Wrecks:

Posted by: Ace at 05:23 PM

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1 Gimp in my hitch-a-long

Posted by: Braenyard at June 07, 2021 04:23 PM (kMTsG)

2 Don't care how rich or famous. Needs help

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 07, 2021 04:24 PM (xEIoY)

3 Love the boots.

Posted by: A scrawny, androgynous little not particularly attractive runt at June 07, 2021 04:26 PM (8jZOp)

4 I never use caps. I'm going to use caps.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING DRESSED IN RED????

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 07, 2021 04:27 PM (VwHCD)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 07, 2021 04:27 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Does Tater ever talk about his white privilege? He is whiter than sour cream you know.

Posted by: f'd at June 07, 2021 04:28 PM (8jZOp)

7 When the damage is overwhelming.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 07, 2021 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

8 I feel like I just changed a tire with my face.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 07, 2021 04:28 PM (cSyAR)

9 That's a real photo of Harris the "model"?

It's not photoshopped? I thought it was photoshopped to make her look ridiculous.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 07, 2021 04:28 PM (LvTSG)

10 That's Jim Carrey in a wig, right? Dude needs to lay off the Poutine if he has to suck in his gut like that.

Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at June 07, 2021 04:28 PM (YYlyE)

11 I finally get it. Kammy's stepdaughter's outfit is supposed to be labia and the vaginal opening. This makes her head the perineum.

Posted by: Emmie at June 07, 2021 04:29 PM (tcsxg)

12 Sometimes, I miss the Yoko pics.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 07, 2021 04:29 PM (+WWsf)

13 >>>It's not photoshopped? I thought it was photoshopped to make her look ridiculous.

I dunno. I make no representations of veracity.

Posted by: ace at June 07, 2021 04:29 PM (0G13K)

14 > I feel like I just changed a tire with my face.

Did you get your wisdom teeth removed?

Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at June 07, 2021 04:29 PM (YYlyE)

15 Oh noooo! Bad news for Sponge per the Bee! https://tinyurl.com/rx9v8hn6

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2021 04:29 PM (gmo/4)

16 I bet she's got hairy pits too.

Posted by: f'd at June 07, 2021 04:30 PM (8jZOp)

17 North Face rejected this oil group's order for jackets, to protect its cheesy "corporate image."

So the group is telling the world just how much oil and petroleum North Face uses to make its clothing. Which is mostly made from petroleum.

Better: Don't deliver one thread to ANY warehouse. Let NF contract for juan valdez and his burro to deliver their non petroleum goods.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2021 04:30 PM (OCTRt)

18 That freakthing in the picture is suicide-in waiting.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2021 04:31 PM (LE/2H)

19 > I finally get it. Kammy's stepdaughter's outfit is supposed to be labia and the vaginal opening. This makes her head the perineum.

That thing's got some serious perineal scar tissue.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2021 04:31 PM (YYlyE)

20 Well. Shit.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2021 04:31 PM (W2Pud)

21 She looks like a defective piece from a barrel full of monkeys.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 07, 2021 04:31 PM (vN+oL)

22 God has one helluva sense of humor.

Posted by: Charles W. Ridiculous, Jr. at June 07, 2021 04:31 PM (IN0/B)

23 It's not photoshopped? I thought it was photoshopped to make her look ridiculous.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 07, 2021 04:28 PM (LvTSG)

Pretty sure photoshop was not necessary for that

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 07, 2021 04:32 PM (/6GbT)

24 She looks like a Dog Biscuit emerging from a bursting red balloon.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 07, 2021 04:32 PM (HrMC1)

25 So, what we're getting is "The Stepdaughter", a lame attempt to restart the fairly lame "The Stepfather" movies of the late 80s and early 90s?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 07, 2021 04:32 PM (TNyrE)

26 When the time comes and the signal is in the sky. She. Is. The Boner-killer!

Posted by: buzzion at June 07, 2021 04:32 PM (vMCab)

27 \*TRANSWOMAN*/
So, it's a man dressed up like a woman?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 07, 2021 04:32 PM (kMTsG)

28 > I feel like I just changed a tire with my face.

Did you get your wisdom teeth removed?
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at June 07, 2021 04:29 PM (

Actually I feel fine. I liked the line.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 07, 2021 04:32 PM (cSyAR)

29 i deleted some entries because there were too many and it might overtax some CPUs.

I'll put the deleted ones in a post tomorrow.

Posted by: ace at June 07, 2021 04:33 PM (0G13K)

30 That picture is horrifying.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 07, 2021 04:33 PM (PNtP0)

31 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING DRESSED IN RED????
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 07, 2021 04:27 PM

I think it's "Second Stepdaughter", but I really hope it's a Photoshop.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 07, 2021 04:33 PM (DMUuz)

32 I finally get it. Kammy's stepdaughter's outfit is supposed to be labia and the vaginal opening. This makes her head the perineum.

That thing's got some serious perineal scar tissue.
Posted by: bonhomme

Those piss flaps, though.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2021 04:33 PM (OCTRt)

33 The "elite" are just like the aristocracy of europe. Inbred and ignorant.

Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 07, 2021 04:33 PM (w5raC)

34

I wish I could bring back Jack Benny and get him to look at that picture. His reaction to that would be ... hilarious.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 07, 2021 04:34 PM (Mzdiz)

35 Is there such a thing as a non white potato? Asking for a friend.

-"Tater"

Posted by: Inogame at June 07, 2021 04:35 PM (53oGX)

36 Is there such a thing as a non white potato? Asking for a friend.

-"Tater"
Posted by: Inogame

Yellow & purple.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2021 04:35 PM (OCTRt)

37 I bet the step daughter was more normal before Kamalatoe the Kackling Klamydia Kaunt was her step beast.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 07, 2021 04:35 PM (w5raC)

38 The jokes on us.
Emhoff is a shameless self-promoter, willing to do whatever it takes. She looks ridiculous, she KNOWS she looks ridiculous, but I bet she's making SERIOUS bank.

Because there are a lot of ridiculous people.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 07, 2021 04:36 PM (HrMC1)

39 She looks like she's starring in the "human" remake of Ratatouille.

Posted by: ShainS at June 07, 2021 04:36 PM (pPbje)

40

She looks like Rachel Corrie after the Israeli Sanitation Dept. scraped her off the Caterpillar roller.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2021 04:36 PM (s2VJv)

41 I dunno. I make no representations of veracity.
Posted by: ace at June 07, 2021 04:29 PM (0G13K)

That is pretty much the most internet thing ever said.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 07, 2021 04:36 PM (PNtP0)

42 Somethings have to be seen to be believed; however, in this case, even though I have seen it, I almost still don't believe it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 07, 2021 04:36 PM (hOUT3)

43 It's assorted circus freaks and commies all the way down.

Posted by: Jen Psocki at June 07, 2021 04:36 PM (W4eKo)

44 That girl, the fraudulent VP's stepdaughter, looks utterly, unspeakably ridiculous.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 07, 2021 04:37 PM (O+I8R)

45 I need to see more Euro track and field chicks after this

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 07, 2021 04:37 PM (V6f9+)

46 Because there are a lot of ridiculous people.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 07, 2021 04:36 PM (HrMC1)

Damn, the truisms keep hitting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 07, 2021 04:37 PM (PNtP0)

47 >> Kammy's stepdaughter's outfit is supposed to be labia and the vaginal opening. This makes her head the perineum.

Yep. I see it now. Man, I'm losing it. Gonna have to turn in my perv card.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 07, 2021 04:37 PM (Mzdiz)

48 Dept of Injustice just announced the 'recovered' 2 million of the ransomware money via a new DOIJ Taskforce.

If the money was outside the US... uh... How? Did they just STEAL some money, without any oversite by a Court?

ie, taking property without due process of law?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2021 04:37 PM (oHd/0)

49 That thing in red proves that anal birth is a thing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 07, 2021 04:37 PM (VwHCD)

50 i deleted some entries because there were too many and it might overtax some CPUs.

I'll put the deleted ones in a post tomorrow.
Posted by: ace at June 07, 2021 04:33 PM

You're always looking out for us, ace, which we appreciate.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 07, 2021 04:37 PM (DMUuz)

51 Is there such a thing as a non white potato? Asking for a friend.

-"Tater"
Posted by: Inogame

Yellow & purple.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2021 04:35 PM (OCTRt)

Orange!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 07, 2021 04:37 PM (hOUT3)

52 43 It's assorted circus freaks and commies all the way down.
Posted by: Jen Psocki at June 07, 2021 04:36 PM (W4eKo)

Little known fact... the Left has destroyed the Circus Freak Industry.

Hundreds of Jobs, nationwide.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2021 04:38 PM (oHd/0)

53 That Rebekah Jones nutter is now claiming that DeSantis and Jack Dorsey (Twitter CEO) are conspiring against her.

https://bit.ly/34U7hJL

This whole bag of nuts has been on CNN at least a couple dozen times.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2021 04:38 PM (YYlyE)

54
That girl, the fraudulent VP's stepdaughter, looks utterly, unspeakably ridiculous.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 07, 2021 04:37 PM (O+I8R)

Holy shit, thats who that is???

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 07, 2021 04:38 PM (VwHCD)

55 >>> She looks like a defective piece from a barrel full of monkeys.

The horror. The horror.

Posted by: fluffy at June 07, 2021 04:38 PM (FzBiH)

56 She looks like she's wearing a hot water bottle. The kind your grandma always had.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 07, 2021 04:38 PM (O+I8R)

57 " My stepmom, loves to knit!"

-VPSDOTUS

Posted by: Inogame at June 07, 2021 04:38 PM (53oGX)

58 "That girl, the fraudulent VP's stepdaughter, looks utterly, unspeakably ridiculous"

She does doesn't she? But you know she's enjoying sticking it to us rubes.

Posted by: Tuna at June 07, 2021 04:39 PM (gLRfa)

59 33 The "elite" are just like the aristocracy of europe. Inbred and ignorant.

Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 07, 2021 04:33 PM (w5raC)

-----

... and have never done an honest day's work in their lives.

Posted by: ShainS at June 07, 2021 04:39 PM (pPbje)

60 so who are the two other ugly girls from deja vu

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 04:39 PM (oxpXX)

61 ie, taking property without due process of law?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2021 04:37 PM (oHd/0)

Those fine men and women of the DoJ would never compromise their sacred principles to do a thing like that!

Posted by: A. McCarthy at June 07, 2021 04:39 PM (hOUT3)

62 Did she have her hips dislocated for that pose?

Posted by: Gref at June 07, 2021 04:39 PM (AMIL/)

63 41 I dunno. I make no representations of veracity.
Posted by: ace at June 07, 2021 04:29 PM (0G13K)

That is pretty much the most internet thing ever said.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 07, 2021 04:36 PM (PNtP0)

Yeah, we still go with 'pics or it didn't happen'...
But with Photoshop... 'pics don't really mean it DID happen anymore'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2021 04:39 PM (oHd/0)

64 That thing she's wearing looks like the knitter got drunk.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 07, 2021 04:39 PM (F2Bq8)

65 Former Clinton Adviser Naomi Wolf Banned From Twitter Over COVID-19 Vaccine Claims

Epoch Times:

https://tinyurl.com/y5pvk3pf

Posted by: Tami at June 07, 2021 04:39 PM (cF8AT)

66 The "elite" are just like the aristocracy of europe. Inbred and ignorant.

Prove me wrong.

Posted by: J

why do you think those are separate groups?

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 04:39 PM (oxpXX)

67 Our Betters like humiliating the plebes in a variety of ways.

It's part of the kink.

Posted by: shibumi at June 07, 2021 04:40 PM (tjZg/)

68 Heeeeyyyy.....
I've seen "these pants" before!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2021 04:40 PM (axyOa)

69 "Little known fact... the Left has destroyed the Circus Freak Industry."

* sigh *

Posted by: The Bearded Lady at June 07, 2021 04:40 PM (8jZOp)

70 The real energy industry needs about 10,458% more of what the oil services company did. Of course, it was needed starting decades ago.

The casual, idiotic, catastrophic acquiescence to the non-science of "climate" fantasy is among the most despicable and costly failures of responsibility by Americans and American industry. Nonchalant surrender to stupid power- and money-mad authoritarian nitwits by dumbed-down suburbanites and "educated" people.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 07, 2021 04:40 PM (OTzUX)

71
Holy shit, thats who that is???
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 07, 2021 04:38 PM (VwHCD)

The pubic weeping willow hair did not give it away?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 07, 2021 04:40 PM (PNtP0)

72 As my dad used to say: something ain't right with that girl.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 07, 2021 04:40 PM (wKLSC)

73 27 \*TRANSWOMAN*/
So, it's a man dressed up like a woman?
Posted by: Braenyard at June 07, 2021 04:32 PM (kMTsG)

Yeah but I don't think he's going to have a psychotic episode if you say that. Blair does seem like someone that it what Bruce Jenner was pretending to be. A conservative tranny. Probably wouldn't have a freakout if you were to "dead name" him either.

Posted by: buzzion at June 07, 2021 04:40 PM (vMCab)

74
She's got strong eyebrows, that one.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 07, 2021 04:40 PM (m9Ifp)

75 Speaking of the WNBA, we were out to dinner yesterday at a restaurant with TVs, and they played an ad that said, I shit you not, that the problem with the WNBA isn't that it's boring and woke, but that WE ARE NOT WATCHING.

Talk about a lack of self-awareness!

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 07, 2021 04:40 PM (G6Lqs)

76 I want to ask for a different Sci Fi dystopia then the one we are in now...but every day we get a new one added to the current ones.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2021 04:40 PM (DpkTQ)

77 Did she have her hips dislocated for that pose?
Posted by: G

it is a yoga pose, it is called the wide open kamalala

ding dong

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 04:40 PM (oxpXX)

78 I'd love to hear what Ben Had would have to say when "Red" showed up for a riding lesson.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 07, 2021 04:40 PM (DMUuz)

79 https://uberhumor.com/brilliant-
traffic-safety-campagin-from-
denmark-on-the-use-of-bike-helmets

No word on messenger bags or Vespas yet.

Posted by: DaveA at June 07, 2021 04:41 PM (FhXTo)

80 According to Fauci's friend Daszak science is consensus.

According to Einstein: No amount of experimentation can prove me right; a single experiment can prove me wrong.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at June 07, 2021 04:41 PM (RMGKK)

81 A good thread.
https://twitter.com/ThadAscendent/status/1401928458373111815

thaddeus
@ThadAscendent
For years we enjoyed cheap, venture-capital subsidized Uber/Lyft rides. It was a microcosm of the fake prosperity a country experiences in the ramp-up to peak inflation -stock market #'s, etc.

Rising rideshare prices and surge gouging is reality setting in. That was fake money.
11:46 AM · Jun 7, 2021·Twitter Web App

I've given my analogy of the West as a corporation infested with new management who burned through the social, economic, cultural, and political capital, and now find themselves deep in debt and unable to pay. Well, we have that because those same people infest not just the government, but business and finance as well, and the thinking is the same across all of them. And it's all coming to an end.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 07, 2021 04:41 PM (jOcSX)

82 Oh pooh...that Epoch Times article is a 'premium' article you have to pay for.

Posted by: Tami at June 07, 2021 04:41 PM (cF8AT)

83 >>> 47 >> Kammy's stepdaughter's outfit is supposed to be labia and the vaginal opening. This makes her head the perineum.
>>> Yep. I see it now. Man, I'm losing it. Gonna have to turn in my perv card.

Hang on to that card. You can't be blamed for looking at that photo and not thinking 'vagina'.

Posted by: fluffy at June 07, 2021 04:41 PM (FzBiH)

84 72 As my dad used to say: something ain't right with that girl.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 07, 2021 04:40 PM (wKLSC)

You forgot the 'Hope you're being careful.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 07, 2021 04:41 PM (PNtP0)

85 Oh noooo! Bad news for Sponge per the Bee! https://tinyurl.com/rx9v8hn6
Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2021 04:29 PM (gmo/4)

Shit..........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 07, 2021 04:41 PM (Zz0t1)

86 That thing in red is really inflamed and needs antibiotics.

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2021 04:42 PM (gmo/4)

87 75 Speaking of the WNBA, we were out to dinner yesterday at a restaurant with TVs, and they played an ad that said, I shit you not, that the problem with the WNBA isn't that it's boring and woke, but that WE ARE NOT WATCHING.

Talk about a lack of self-awareness!
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 07, 2021 04:40 PM (G6Lqs)

It's the fans that are the REAL problem...
lol, hilarious.

Posted by: Inogame at June 07, 2021 04:42 PM (53oGX)

88 As my dad used to say: something ain't right with that girl.

Let us count the ways!

Posted by: Jen Psocki at June 07, 2021 04:42 PM (W4eKo)

89 She's got strong eyebrows, that one.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 07, 2021 04:40 PM (m9Ifp)

/lips don't match his words...

IS that a new Kung Fu style?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2021 04:43 PM (oHd/0)

90 53 That Rebekah Jones nutter is now claiming that DeSantis and Jack Dorsey (Twitter CEO) are conspiring against her.

https://bit.ly/34U7hJL

This whole bag of nuts has been on CNN at least a couple dozen times.
Posted by: bonhomme

MSNBC will hire her.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 07, 2021 04:43 PM (F2Bq8)

91 sure she is weird and ugly, but I bet she is wild in the sack, if you get the top tied shut.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 04:43 PM (oxpXX)

92 "The problem isn't that our play is less exciting than men's golf, much less men's basketball. The problem isn't that we propagandize for a drug dealer's whore who abetted his many violent crimes and call it standing up for what we believe in. The problem is that you're not watching." what the FUCK

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 07, 2021 04:43 PM (G6Lqs)

93 She looks like Napoleon Dynamite after art school and a sex-operation.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2021 04:44 PM (nI1Kq)

94 And it's all coming to an end.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 07, 2021 04:41 PM (jOcSX)

Nah, those lawyers, accountants, and MBAs in the corner offices still have a few tricks up their sleeves!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 07, 2021 04:44 PM (hOUT3)

95 The North Face is some seriously overpriced shit.

Add to that communist and ghey, and I just don't think I need any of it.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 07, 2021 04:44 PM (sWM8x)

96
Speaking of banning...

Crowder was on youtube this morning, and I took note of two "problematic" things he said that could possibly get banned again.

1. He said the nazis, too, issued health directives to keep people in line.

2. He [actually Dave Landau said it] compared a couple of shit-head youtubers to "transitioning Wayne and Garth."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 07, 2021 04:44 PM (m9Ifp)

97 That thing in red = industrial strength mental

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2021 04:44 PM (gmo/4)

98 58: But you know she's enjoying sticking it to us rubes.

I doubt she takes joy in anything. She always looks miserable.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 07, 2021 04:44 PM (F2Bq8)

99 _Pepsi, sponsoring FL's Gulf Coast Jam
_Hip Hoppers and Rockers making music videos disparaging the New Nanny State
_The oil and gas industry launched a new ad campaign Thursday against North Face to shine a light on the outdoor apparel company's "crazy hypocrisy.
_Fifteen, states, governors telling Big Bank to back off or they will take their money elsewhere
---------

I'm sensing a trend.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 07, 2021 04:44 PM (kMTsG)

100 I saw North Face Puffer open for The Chills at Valhalla in Wellington, New Zealand around 1980.

Posted by: ShainS at June 07, 2021 04:45 PM (pPbje)

101 IS that a new Kung Fu style?
Posted by: Romeo13

Yes. Screaming Harpy.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2021 04:45 PM (OCTRt)

102 the thing is is, what harris's step daughter is doing is similar to what famous hardcore stars did in the nineties, the would get all tatted up, to get uglied up, so nobody would want to have them in porn anymore.

(they never thought that horny guys might see past the tats to the soft creamy goodness underneath)

harris's stepdaughter wants to be sure that nobody brings her into the family business as a cumdumpster favor for brown.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 04:45 PM (oxpXX)

103 sure she is weird and ugly, but I bet she is wild in the sack, if you get the top tied shut.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 04:43 PM (oxpXX)

Dude, a simple paper bag is just not going to do it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 07, 2021 04:45 PM (hOUT3)

104 That picture is like Event Horizon. It gets worse the more you watch it. Her feet do look like she has dislocated her legs in the ball sockets.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 07, 2021 04:45 PM (PNtP0)

105 She looks like Where's Waldo was hate-fucked by Kim Kardashian.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 07, 2021 04:45 PM (rpabn)

106 So, it's a man dressed up like a woman?
Posted by: Braenyard at June 07, 2021 04:32 PM

Yep. Biological dude, but said they had never been harassed until they put on a MAGA hat.

Also, Kamal's step kid looks like a broken condom

Posted by: Fool Otto at June 07, 2021 04:45 PM (DB16e)

107 Several police have a MAN WITH A GUN down, while bystanders scream and holler at the police. The police retrieve A GUN from the man, but he's still not complying. The man gets kicked, which really sends the crowd into a frenzy. "YOU GOT THE GUN, WHY ARE YOU KICKING HIM?!?"

Apparently the fact that a until recently armed man may have more than one weapon isn't considered by these MENSA members.

https://bit.ly/3zbCO7S

Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2021 04:46 PM (YYlyE)

108 What the HELL is that thing in red what ever it is????????

Posted by: Hold My Beer at June 07, 2021 04:46 PM (piPss)

109 91 sure she is weird and ugly, but I bet she is wild in the sack, if you get the top tied shut.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 04:43 PM (oxpXX)

I'm sure there's a hotter kinky chick out there that won't scream rape if the relationship ends.

Posted by: buzzion at June 07, 2021 04:46 PM (vMCab)

110 Playing D & D. Rolls a 13. Plays Screaming Harpy card.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2021 04:46 PM (OCTRt)

111 They are trying to push Ella on us like Trannies push Drag Queens

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2021 04:47 PM (Cxk7w)

112 The oil and gas industries need to go Master Blaster on the woke by creating the occasional fuel embargo. Probably would hurt the rest of us to, but I would be willing to endure a little pain to see their reaction.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 07, 2021 04:47 PM (TNyrE)

113 i think she is trying to do some kind of victor victoria thing but I am not sure if she started as a man or a woman

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 04:47 PM (oxpXX)

114 That thing in red is NOT a Rock Lobster

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2021 04:47 PM (gmo/4)

115 Needed something kinda fleece-like for rougher use (shootin' matches, mostly), because don't want to dirty up the one I actually use most of the time, so looked around to see what a basic NorthFace fleece cost. Hmm. A lot more than last time.

Luckily I stumbled across a website that had Austrian army surplus fleeces for sale - substantially less than NorthFace basic, and a lot more interesting of course. Built pretty heavy. Will be perfect for rougher/dirtier active uses.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 07, 2021 04:47 PM (OTzUX)

116 Is there such a thing as a non white potato? Asking for a friend.

-"Tater"
Posted by: Inogame

Yellow & purple.
Posted by: rickb223
------

I yam what I yam...

Posted by: Popeye at June 07, 2021 04:48 PM (cGzEU)

117 and here we see the origins of "no, you fuck her, you brought her"

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 04:48 PM (oxpXX)

118 I'm sure there's a hotter kinky chick out there that won't scream rape if the relationship ends.
Posted by: buzzion

Any hooker, as long as you pay them.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2021 04:48 PM (OCTRt)

119 Poor thing probably had daddy issues.

Posted by: Tuna at June 07, 2021 04:48 PM (gLRfa)

120 We need to be very careful here.

The Wuhan lab was predominately funded by the CCP and PLA.

Yes, fauci sent money to eco health, and they helped fund some research, including the PLA bioweapon research responsible for killing millions, but much of the world would be happy to blame the USA for what China did.
The argument given back when it was debated and banned (and an argument I have not heard brought up this past 18 months) was that the US had to keep some funding in order to know what they are doing, and prevent them from doing anything evil. So our funding had been sold as defensive oversight. Again, I don't see the logic, but it was not the US trying to create bioweapons and that is an important distinction. The US was foolish, fauci was an arrogant idiot with power, eco health was greedy and reckless, but none of them were on the same level as the PLA.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 07, 2021 04:48 PM (cYYzn)

121 Aetius451AD, why are you picking on Event Horizon, man? It's a quality documentary!

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 07, 2021 04:49 PM (hyeSR)

122 119 Poor thing probably had daddy issues.
Posted by: Tuna at June 07, 2021 04:48 PM (gLRfa)

Had?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 07, 2021 04:49 PM (PNtP0)

123 oor thing probably had daddy issues.
Posted by: T

I would think daddy offspring is closer

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 04:49 PM (oxpXX)

124 Harris' stepdaughter is the shining example of successful parents who try to be friends with their kids and allow them space to "find themselves".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 07, 2021 04:49 PM (C2hDV)

125
sure she is weird and ugly, but I bet she is wild in the sack, if you get the top tied shut.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 04:43 PM (oxpXX)

You would have to have a grudge against your dick.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 07, 2021 04:49 PM (VwHCD)

126 Any recent Jane D'oh sightings?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 07, 2021 04:49 PM (y7DUB)

127 I preferred the satire captcha with the finnish sniper.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain wants a Real Truth and Reconciliation Commision at June 07, 2021 04:49 PM (xiOru)

128 My crane style will destroy your screaming harpy.

Screaming Harpy is weak.

Mr. Miyagi

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2021 04:49 PM (gmo/4)

129 I'm sure there's a hotter kinky chick out there that won't scream rape if the relationship ends.
Posted by: buzzion at June 07, 2021 04:46 PM (vMCab)

Comrade B, I notice you did not use the term "kinkier chick" there. "Hotter" is a given though, I'll grant you that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 07, 2021 04:49 PM (hOUT3)

130 121 Aetius451AD, why are you picking on Event Horizon, man? It's a quality documentary!
Posted by: callsign claymore at June 07, 2021 04:49 PM (hyeSR)

It IS an awesome movie. But horrifying. That whole thing inside the hell dimension. WTF?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 07, 2021 04:49 PM (PNtP0)

131 I am pretty sure that I have seen blood-soaked tampons more stimulating than that.

Posted by: flounder at June 07, 2021 04:49 PM (KnJdm)

132 This tells you everything you need to know about peer review and the state of modern science: it says whatever its paid and ordered to, then ties it all up in a bow of "respectability" using the tatters of what it used to be.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2021 04:50 PM (KZzsI)

133 Mr. Stelter does comment here from time to time. Have y'all given much thought that some of what he might read he could find hurtful?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 07, 2021 04:50 PM (DMUuz)

134 rhomboid, got a link for that ?
been looking for something like that.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 07, 2021 04:50 PM (VnT7U)

135 110 Playing D & D. Rolls a 13. Plays Screaming Harpy card.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2021 04:46 PM (OCTRt)

Rolls Initiative.

Puts in his +5 Earplugs of Divorce, which causes the Blessed Silence Effect.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2021 04:50 PM (oHd/0)

136 She looks like Gumby with an iron deficiency.

==

that's funny

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 07, 2021 04:50 PM (oEn12)

137 > Dude, a simple paper bag is just not going to do it!

Gimp hood with several buckles and an industrial strength zipper?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2021 04:50 PM (YYlyE)

138 You would have to have a grudge against your dick.
Posted by: B

in fairness , it does owe me for some surprising mornings.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 04:50 PM (oxpXX)

139 You would have to have a grudge against your dick.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 07, 2021 04:49 PM (VwHCD)

Hahahahahahahahahaha (Gasping for air) hahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2021 04:50 PM (gmo/4)

140 19 Bonhomme for the win

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2021 04:50 PM (Cxk7w)

141 "Poor thing probably had daddy issues.
Posted by: Tuna at June 07, 2021 04:48 PM (gLRfa)

Had?
Posted by: Aetius451AD "

Has. Damn auto correct

Posted by: Tuna at June 07, 2021 04:51 PM (gLRfa)

142 can the lady that got beat up sue Amazon?
please say yes
please say lawyees are lining up

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 07, 2021 04:51 PM (oEn12)

143 128 My crane style will destroy your screaming harpy.

Screaming Harpy is weak.

Mr. Miyagi
Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2021 04:49 PM (gmo/4)

Crane style ALWAYS wins.

Posted by: Denny... Denny Crane at June 07, 2021 04:51 PM (oHd/0)

144 She looks like the missing bloody excrement from the Village People.

Posted by: flounder at June 07, 2021 04:51 PM (KnJdm)

145 > That thing in red is NOT a Rock Lobster

ROCK LOBSTAH!

Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2021 04:51 PM (YYlyE)

146 Mr. Stelter does comment here from time to time. Have y'all given much thought that some of what he might read he could find hurtful?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Nope. No thought at all.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2021 04:51 PM (OCTRt)

147 Has. Damn auto correct
Posted by: Tuna at June 07, 2021 04:51 PM (gLRfa)

I was wondering how you fixed it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 07, 2021 04:51 PM (PNtP0)

148 Comrade B, I notice you did not use the term "kinkier chick" there. "Hotter" is a given though, I'll grant you that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 07, 2021 04:49 PM (hOUT3)

Hotter means she just has to be kinky. Not kinkier.

Posted by: buzzion at June 07, 2021 04:51 PM (vMCab)

149 If I ever had the ambition, temerity, drive, ability, or time to be FIRST, I would only every comment...OFFS. That seems to be my response to everything that make the news today.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 07, 2021 04:51 PM (nWxPx)

150 Harris' stepdaughter might be a cool chick who is playing the "weird family member of a famous person" card to make a crap ton of money

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 07, 2021 04:52 PM (C2hDV)

151 Aliens, when faced with extinction or insemination: Nah, we're good.

Posted by: flounder at June 07, 2021 04:52 PM (KnJdm)

152 Aetius451AD...yeah. Mind bleach, stat!

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 07, 2021 04:52 PM (hyeSR)

153 146 Mr. Stelter does comment here from time to time. Have y'all given much thought that some of what he might read he could find hurtful?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Nope. No thought at all.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2021 04:51 PM (OCTRt)

Yeah. Man. We really need to step up our game, guys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 07, 2021 04:52 PM (PNtP0)

154 137 > Dude, a simple paper bag is just not going to do it!

Gimp hood with several buckles and an industrial strength zipper?
Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2021 04:50 PM (YYlyE)

Ball gag... for the win...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2021 04:52 PM (oHd/0)

155 My crane style will destroy your screaming harpy.

Screaming Harpy is weak.

Mr. Miyagi
Posted by: Archer

Hah! Screaming harpy has destroyed more marriages than crane style ever thought of.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2021 04:52 PM (OCTRt)

156 Candidate for an ass raping by a500lb boar with a 3 ft corkscrew dick.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2021 04:52 PM (LE/2H)

157
I think we've reached peak crypto. Porn is coming up with it's own digital currency, PAWGcoin.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 07, 2021 04:53 PM (Mzdiz)

158 Gimp hood with several buckles and an industrial strength zipper?
Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2021 04:50 PM (YYlyE)

Add a few cable ties just to be sure and I think you've got it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 07, 2021 04:53 PM (hOUT3)

159 Grist for the psychoanalyst's couch.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 07, 2021 04:53 PM (bPH26)

160 I always smile at the thought that Jonah or tater might read the comments here.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 07, 2021 04:53 PM (C2hDV)

161 That Kamala kiddo looks like one of those old wheel-shaped erasers with a brush on the top.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2021 04:54 PM (guGkK)

162 Now, for some not lame women's sports, the NCAA Women's World Series semifinals are on tonight. James Madison vs Oklahoma in on now on ESPN. Alabama vs Florida State coming up at 6 Central.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 07, 2021 04:54 PM (sWM8x)

163 Yeah Harris' daughter is taking the whole mopey thing way too far, and why pick the most bizarre outfits imaginable every time??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2021 04:54 PM (KZzsI)

164 Holy crap.

JMU makes it to the semi-finals in the Softball World Series....OU forces a tiebreak game. JMU has used ONE PITCHER the entire tournament. The poor kid runs out of gas, gets lit up and starts crying in the circle. They don't have anyone warmed up for replacement.

She threw over 1,000 pitches in the tournament........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 07, 2021 04:54 PM (Zz0t1)

165 Just think of this: If she and Brian Stelter were the last two people on earth and responsible for the continuation of the species- she still would not let him cop a feel.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 07, 2021 04:54 PM (PNtP0)

166 hot white chicks have been a pricelss commodity for thousands of years, they do not need some stupid coin

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 04:54 PM (oxpXX)

167 157
I think we've reached peak crypto. Porn is coming up with it's own digital currency, PAWGcoin.
Posted by: publius

Porn finds a way...

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 07, 2021 04:55 PM (F2Bq8)

168 She looks like one of the "Find the Fish" characters from The Meaning Of Life. Oh fishy, fishy... fishy, fish.

Posted by: Cornpop at June 07, 2021 04:55 PM (l7udz)

169 Gimp hood with several buckles and an industrial strength zipper?
Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2021 04:50 PM (YYlyE)
Add a few cable ties just to be sure and I think you've got it!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 07, 2021 04:53 PM (hOUT3)

By George, I think we've got the perfect outfit for it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 07, 2021 04:55 PM (hOUT3)

170 That is an actual outfit of Kamala's stepdaughter?! Please tell me it's a photoshop. I suspect that someone is not a fan of Kamala because they aren't even trying to make Emma look good.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2021 04:55 PM (k39e/)

171 Disney stock is up 50% in last 5 years

Posted by: Proud Moderate at June 07, 2021 04:55 PM (tUoKq)

172 North Face

Fashion for cuckolds who get chilly indoors and can't reach their shawls.
/////
It's funny because rich white girls in the 90's signaled their status doing this exact thing.
Patagonia girls were the best girls tho. North Face girls were basic.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 07, 2021 04:55 PM (pMW5C)

173 I think we've reached peak crypto. Porn is coming up with it's own digital currency, PAWGcoin.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 07, 2021 04:53 PM (Mzdiz)

Well, somehow it looks like DOJ traced the bitcoins from the 'ramsonware'... either that or they just stole a couple of million from a foreign group without going to court to get due process of law.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2021 04:55 PM (oHd/0)

174 I wonder how Kamala is in the sack.

No, on second thought I don't not at all.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 07, 2021 04:55 PM (cSyAR)

175 Crap

Gimp hood with several buckles and an industrial strength zipper?
Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2021 04:50 PM (YYlyE)
Add a few cable ties just to be sure and I think you've got it!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 07, 2021 04:53 PM (hOUT3)

Ball gag... for the win...
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2021 04:52 PM (oHd/0)

By George, I think we've got the perfect outfit for it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 07, 2021 04:56 PM (hOUT3)

176 JMU makes it to the semi-finals in the Softball World Series....OU forces a tiebreak game. JMU has used ONE PITCHER the entire tournament. The poor kid runs out of gas, gets lit up and starts crying in the circle. They don't have anyone warmed up for replacement.

She threw over 1,000 pitches in the tournament........
Posted by: Sponge

How stupid is their coach???

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2021 04:56 PM (OCTRt)

177 Gimps are part of the LGBTQP+ community tho.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 07, 2021 04:56 PM (pMW5C)

178 She looks like one of the "Find the Fish" characters from The Meaning Of Life. Oh fishy, fishy... fishy, fish.

Its in his trunk!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2021 04:56 PM (KZzsI)

179 We're going to pass on this ad campaign.

Posted by: Red Lobster at June 07, 2021 04:57 PM (uhPTO)

180 Mr. Stelter does comment here from time to time. Have y'all given much thought that some of what he might read he could find hurtful?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
-----

I defer to John Wayne:

"I've always followed my father's advice: he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. "

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 07, 2021 04:57 PM (bPH26)

181 The poor kid runs out of gas, gets lit up and starts crying in the circle.

There's no crying in softball! There's no crying!

- Jimmy Dugan

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2021 04:57 PM (gmo/4)

182 164 Holy crap.

JMU makes it to the semi-finals in the Softball World Series....OU forces a tiebreak game. JMU has used ONE PITCHER the entire tournament. The poor kid runs out of gas, gets lit up and starts crying in the circle. They don't have anyone warmed up for replacement.

She threw over 1,000 pitches in the tournament........
Posted by: Sponge

WTF? How do you go into a major tournament with just one pitcher? Dumb coaching staff. Poor kid.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 07, 2021 04:57 PM (F2Bq8)

183 She looks like Where's Weirdo.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 07, 2021 04:57 PM (2DOZq)

184 "Harris' stepdaughter might be a cool chick who is playing the "weird family member of a famous person" card to make a crap ton of money"

That and trying to embarrass the step mommy maybe.

Only her shrink knows for sure.

Posted by: Tuna at June 07, 2021 04:57 PM (gLRfa)

185 She threw over 1,000 pitches in the tournament........
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 07, 2021 04:54 PM (Zz0t1)

Wow... may have just damaged that arm for life.

You literally cannot put that much pressure on your tendons for that amount of time... I know... my elbow tendons are toast from sword fighting for many years.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2021 04:57 PM (oHd/0)

186
It's funny because rich white girls in the 90's signaled their status doing this exact thing.
Patagonia girls were the best girls tho. North Face girls were basic.

Posted by: W

north face made good gear until it was bought by a hedge fund or private equity firm.

the guys at patagonia were alys super lib from the beginning and never pretended otherwise. they were running anti-Trump messages in the labels in their gear last year.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 04:58 PM (oxpXX)

187 >> Well, somehow it looks like DOJ traced the bitcoins from the 'ramsonware'

ZeroHedge is speculating the mini-crash in bitcoin today was due to the DOJ dumping the bitcoin it seized.

Trump was on Varney thing morning and said, of crypto, "I think it's a scam". That set of a bit of downward action, too.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 07, 2021 04:58 PM (Mzdiz)

188 JMU has used ONE PITCHER the entire tournament. The poor kid runs out of gas, gets lit up and starts crying in the circle. They don't have anyone warmed up for replacement.

She threw over 1,000 pitches in the tournament........

Sounds like coach needs a boot in the taint.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2021 04:58 PM (YYlyE)

189 You literally cannot put that much pressure on your tendons for that amount of time... I know... my elbow tendons are toast from sword fighting for many years.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2021 04:57 PM (oHd/0)

"Sword fighting." Heh. Sure.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2021 04:58 PM (guGkK)

190 sock_rat_eez -

www.varusteleka.com

Finnish surplus outfit. They seem to be out of the Austrian Bundesheer fleeces - the stock was limited to start. Just got lucky on timing.

The do have some Bundesheer shirts that look good ($9!), but out of my size at the moment. Gonna check the "notify me" box for that one. Flat rate shipping of $10 on everything (from Finland! Though, not von Finnland bis zum schwarzen Meer, which would be more historic and fun).

Posted by: rhomboid at June 07, 2021 04:58 PM (OTzUX)

191 If all the media were to be stacked and set on, Tater would have to be the fire starter.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 07, 2021 04:58 PM (cSyAR)

192 I could be wrong, but I don't think Ella's fashion line is going to be popular.

Posted by: CN at June 07, 2021 04:59 PM (ONvIw)

193 It's funny because rich white girls in the 90's signaled their status doing this exact thing.
Patagonia girls were the best girls tho. North Face girls were basic.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 07, 2021 04:55 PM (pMW5C)

Haven't fleece vests become the uniform for the upper-middle class finance cucks?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 07, 2021 04:59 PM (jOcSX)

194 You literally cannot put that much pressure on your tendons for that amount of time... I know... my elbow tendons are toast from sword fighting for many years.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2021 04:57 PM (oHd/0)

And now Romeo13 in my mind's eye is Errol Flynn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 07, 2021 04:59 PM (PNtP0)

195 I know... my elbow tendons are toast from sword fighting for many years.
Posted by: Romeo13

Arrrrrr they now, matey?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2021 04:59 PM (OCTRt)

196 > my elbow tendons are toast from sword fighting for many years.

I thought you just wiggled your hips.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2021 04:59 PM (YYlyE)

197 Two words. Used q-tip.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 07, 2021 05:00 PM (9dzlp)

198 She looks like the Allahpundit of "conservative" bloggers.

Posted by: flounder at June 07, 2021 05:00 PM (KnJdm)

199 I could be wrong, but I don't think Ella's fashion line is going to be popular.

Posted by: CN at June 07, 2021 04:59 PM (ONvIw)

You shut your whoore mouth.

Posted by: Teletubbies at June 07, 2021 05:00 PM (KnJdm)

200 178 She looks like one of the "Find the Fish" characters from The Meaning Of Life. Oh fishy, fishy... fishy, fish.

Yeah, seeing Miss Red Chaps there, I guess not every sperm is sacred after all.

Posted by: Boswell at June 07, 2021 05:00 PM (5iUNf)

201 She looks like...

I hate you.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 07, 2021 05:00 PM (yQpMk)

202 The real energy industry needs about 10,458% more of what the oil services company did. Of course, it was needed starting decades ago.

The casual, idiotic, catastrophic acquiescence to the non-science of "climate" fantasy is among the most despicable and costly failures of responsibility by Americans and American industry. Nonchalant surrender to stupid power- and money-mad authoritarian nitwits by dumbed-down suburbanites and "educated" people.
Posted by: rhomboid

I favor priority service for constituents of friendly politicians, if your neighbors have voted for an asshole - your service call goes to the bottom of the pile. Sould be easy to code into SAS or Salesforce.

Posted by: Jean at June 07, 2021 05:01 PM (Xih1H)

203 I honestly don't know why people are encouraging DeSantis to run for president. Sure, he's a great guy doing great things, but do these people not remember last November? At all?

Do you think someone like DeSantis will be "allowed" to win an election? The same forces that put Biden in the White House will be out again en mass.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 07, 2021 05:01 PM (OU+8W)

204 Wow, this is one of the few times I wish a picture was photoshopped. What are those on the cowboy boots? Knobs? Golden eggs? Butt plugs?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 07, 2021 05:01 PM (wAnMi)

205 Haven't fleece vests become the uniform for the upper-middle class finance cucks?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 07, 2021 04:59 PM (jOcSX)

I do not understand vests. What is the point of a vest, for fucks sake?! They may allow for freedom of movement. You know what is even better and just as warm? NOT WEARING A FUCKING VEST!?! STANDING OUTSIDE IN the 20S AND A T-SHIRT ALSO DOES NOT LOOK AS STUPID/DOUCHEY!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 07, 2021 05:01 PM (PNtP0)

206 195 I know... my elbow tendons are toast from sword fighting for many years.
Posted by: Romeo13

Arrrrrr they now, matey?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2021 04:59 PM (OCTRt)

Actually kind of funny... seeing as how I'm probably the only regular here who has ever actually taken over a Merchant ship, and took it to a neutral port. US Navy Boarding Team...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2021 05:02 PM (oHd/0)

207 For what its worth, Gateway Pundit is now saying maybe there's two Chinese defectors who are singing, and who were kept away from leadership at DIA and FBI because the leadership is corrupt.

I wonder if one was a false plant, to allow the other to stay under the radar?

I tend to believe the story about the defector, because it seems clear that suddenly everyone decided to change their story about the origins.

Posted by: artemis at June 07, 2021 05:02 PM (AwPyG)

208 Life intrudes, and I was just getting warmed up, which is admittedly cold compared to the slew of zingers Ace rolled out.

Posted by: flounder at June 07, 2021 05:02 PM (KnJdm)

209 It would be enough if she wore that for a fashion shoot, but it is her own stupid design. If bad 70s crochet wasn't ugly enough ( day glo granny squares), she downgrades to saddlebags on her hips.

Posted by: CN at June 07, 2021 05:02 PM (ONvIw)

210 thanks, rhomboid, my size is still in stock !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 07, 2021 05:02 PM (VnT7U)

211

How stupid is their coach???
Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2021 04:56 PM (OCTRt)

Yeah.....I understand riding that horse and the underhand pitch doesn't do the damage overhand does, but holy shit, that's abuse. She should've been pulled a LOT earlier.....

And if you don't have ANY other throwers that can step up, you're a shitty recruiter.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 07, 2021 05:02 PM (Zz0t1)

212 I remember NorthFace from when they were a small outfit making just real backpacking gear. Older siblings used their stuff. Thought they were based in NorCal at the time.

This universal adherence of outdoor companies to stupid, racist, authoritarian nonsense is so infuriating. And their idiotic moral narcissistic illiterate "preservationist" crap, which is where it started, is almost as bad.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 07, 2021 05:02 PM (OTzUX)

213 @206

Tell me there were grappling hooks!

Posted by: artemis at June 07, 2021 05:03 PM (AwPyG)

214 Haven't fleece vests become the uniform for the upper-middle class finance cucks?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

They have been a thing for 25 years. It's a frat WASP thing. I never owned or wore them. I hate fleece vests.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 07, 2021 05:03 PM (pMW5C)

215
GEOTUS dropped some bombs on Varney, I'm reading.

Of Bitcoin, "I think it's a scam. I don't like it. I want the dollar to be the world currency."

On the stock market, "I'm not in it. It's too high."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 07, 2021 05:03 PM (Mzdiz)

216 Actually kind of funny... seeing as how I'm probably the only regular here who has ever actually taken over a Merchant ship, and took it to a neutral port. US Navy Boarding Team...
Posted by: Romeo13

STORY TIME!!!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2021 05:03 PM (OCTRt)

217 Nipple rings and gum behind the ear to complete the outfit.

Posted by: Zek at June 07, 2021 05:03 PM (5RTdG)

218 Haven't fleece vests become the uniform for the upper-middle class finance cucks?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 07, 2021 04:59 PM (jOcSX)

I assume you have seen the "It's Han Solo Season" meme.

https://tinyurl.com/e9su6x6v

Posted by: buzzion at June 07, 2021 05:03 PM (vMCab)

219 Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2021 05:02 PM (oHd/

Never take a sword to a gun fight.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 07, 2021 05:03 PM (2DOZq)

220 Yeah Disney stock had a huge jump when they released their streaming service but its not doing as well as initially believed. Stock is reflecting that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2021 05:03 PM (KZzsI)

221 She looks like one of the "Find the Fish" characters from The Meaning Of Life. Oh fishy, fishy... fishy, fish.
Posted by: Cornpop at June 07, 2021 04:55 PM (l7udz)

So that's probably not a piercing, but a hook?

Throw it back man, that one's way under.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 07, 2021 05:03 PM (wAnMi)

222 @212

I kinda shrug, because they are playing to their market.

so is Black Rifle Coffee.

Posted by: artemis at June 07, 2021 05:03 PM (AwPyG)

223 The US subcontracted some bio-warfare research to China the same way the US subcontracts torture to other nations(rendition) to maintain plausible deniability.

Posted by: davidt at June 07, 2021 05:04 PM (/XcZQ)

224 y'all remember the naked florida woman wrecking the bar video?? People in the comments of the twitter video are saying that if she were black they would have shot her not used a taser...
***rolls eyes so hard I think I gave myself a concussion***

Posted by: lin-duh at June 07, 2021 05:04 PM (UUBmN)

225 NCAA women's softball tourney has had some really good games. Still weird to see the women opt for face guards. That many years of playing softball and worried about not being able to protect your own face?

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2021 05:04 PM (gmo/4)

226 timberland is a sadder story than north face

used to be very high end, very nicely made shoe then they got bought out and now they are for the hood.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 05:05 PM (oxpXX)

227 Actually kind of funny... seeing as how I'm probably the only regular here who has ever actually taken over a Merchant ship, and took it to a neutral port. US Navy Boarding Team...
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2021 05:02 PM (oHd/0)

Sounds like a story to be told over beers.

What's the difference between a fairy tale and a sea story?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 07, 2021 05:05 PM (CcOog)

228 223. Obama did not approve that funding to help Americans, but to kill.

Posted by: CN at June 07, 2021 05:05 PM (ONvIw)

229 > I remember NorthFace from when they were a small outfit making just real backpacking gear. Older siblings used their stuff. Thought they were based in NorCal at the time.

They started in San Francisco.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2021 05:05 PM (YYlyE)

230 She looks like both the cowboy, and the still born calf he just help deliver.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 07, 2021 05:05 PM (cYYzn)

231 Stetler was obviously trolling Trump supporters with his cotton ball questions at Psaki. She's smirking like she's in on the joke.
Right before the cameras were on, he probably said to her. "You want to see the Trumpkins go crazy? Play along with me."

Posted by: JoeF. at June 07, 2021 05:05 PM (HrMC1)

232 Never take a sword to a gun fight.

Unless you're within 10 feet and have your sword out already. With a step and extended arm you have a good 12' radius range you can deal damage with the sword. Any skill and a normal person is just dead in that reach, gun or not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2021 05:05 PM (KZzsI)

233 Her birth stone is bile.

Posted by: Zek at June 07, 2021 05:06 PM (5RTdG)

234 216 Actually kind of funny... seeing as how I'm probably the only regular here who has ever actually taken over a Merchant ship, and took it to a neutral port. US Navy Boarding Team...
Posted by: Romeo13

STORY TIME!!!!!
Posted by: rickb223

73 men sailed out from the San Francisco Bay...

Posted by: x4 at June 07, 2021 05:06 PM (oA+QO)

235 y'all remember the naked florida woman wrecking the bar video?? People in the comments of the twitter video are saying that if she were black they would have shot her not used a taser...
***rolls eyes so hard I think I gave myself a concussion***
Posted by: lin-duh at June 07, 2021 05:04 PM (UUBmN)

You can show them a dozen YouTube videos where that didn't happen.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 07, 2021 05:06 PM (2DOZq)

236 Vests can be part of a layering thing, which on some days you change all the time, for x-c skiing. Fleece vest underneat, windbreaker on top, on cold days. Gotta be pretty cold to be "cold" for x-c, but it can happen. Trick is staying "cool" when it's 10-15 and you're working hard, then covering up quickly once you stop.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 07, 2021 05:06 PM (OTzUX)

237 One thing I will give little miss Harris, she seems remarkably free of tats.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2021 05:06 PM (KZzsI)

238 Closing all the open tabs, I guess.

Alternate post title; The good, the bad, and the uggolly.

Yes, so ugly she gets 3 syllables.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 07, 2021 05:06 PM (z79tQ)

239 Looks like Santa Claus who lost a lot of weight and has decided to transition to a very skinny girl who has a cowboy boot fetish.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2021 05:06 PM (k39e/)

240 ..She looks like Gumby with an iron ~~deficiency~~ surplus.

And that ain't just surface rust, there. Shit's pitted deep below the surface. There's naught there but a Swiss Cheese infection and not a bit of ~~structural~~ integrity. None at all.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 07, 2021 05:06 PM (QzJWU)

241 223. Obama did not approve that funding to help Americans, but to kill.

Posted by: CN...

Correct.

Posted by: davidt at June 07, 2021 05:06 PM (/XcZQ)

242 timberland is a sadder story than north face

used to be very high end, very nicely made shoe then they got bought out and now they are for the hood.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 05:05 PM (oxpXX)

The boots were less expensive when they were "high end" than they are now.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 07, 2021 05:07 PM (HrMC1)

243 I like Trump but he thinks Bitcoin is competing against the dollar, he said, and that's why he does not like it.
The fact is he does not understand it.

Posted by: Fool Otto at June 07, 2021 05:07 PM (DB16e)

244 She looks like she cuts herself.

Posted by: wth at June 07, 2021 05:07 PM (v0R5T)

245 @237
You misspelled "tits."

Posted by: Zek at June 07, 2021 05:07 PM (5RTdG)

246 73 men sailed out from the San Francisco Bay...
Posted by: x4

It was all good because they were underway...

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2021 05:07 PM (OCTRt)

247 She looks like she yearns to be fingerblasted by Shelley Duvall.

So, what does fingerblasted mea... nope! Nevermind!

In the meantime, Insty's pointing out Cher got so foamed up, she called Joe Manchin and Kristin *Gillebrand* traitors and to kick them out.

It's all about the FEELZ!!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 07, 2021 05:07 PM (ZSK0i)

248 237. The sleeves cover the cow tattoo.

Posted by: CN at June 07, 2021 05:07 PM (ONvIw)

249 She looks like the outline of allahpundits' next masterpiece

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 07, 2021 05:07 PM (VYjdj)

250 She looks like Gumby with an iron deficiency surplus.

She looks like Gumby AND Pokey

Posted by: JoeF. at June 07, 2021 05:08 PM (HrMC1)

251 Yeah, standing outside with twenty degree weather in a t-shirt is bright and warm.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 07, 2021 05:08 PM (kMTsG)

252 Stetler was obviously trolling Trump supporters with his cotton ball questions at Psaki. She's smirking like she's in on the joke.
Right before the cameras were on, he probably said to her. "You want to see the Trumpkins go crazy? Play along with me."
Posted by: JoeF
___

Jokes on them.

No one watches them.

Posted by: SMH at June 07, 2021 05:08 PM (d62+N)

253 She looks like she cuts herself.

yes. She does

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2021 05:08 PM (KZzsI)

254 The boots were less expensive when they were "high end" than they are now.
Posted by: J

not adjusted for inflatin

I had a some that I paid over $200 for in the early 90s.

timberland would not even have the ability to mfr those boots now if they wanted to.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 05:08 PM (oxpXX)

255 In the meantime, Insty's pointing out Cher got so foamed up

I thought she was dead.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 07, 2021 05:08 PM (CcOog)

256 11 I finally get it. Kammy's stepdaughter's outfit is supposed to be labia and the vaginal opening. This makes her head the perineum.
Posted by: Emmie at June 07, 2021 04:29 PM (tcsxg)

I've also figured out why she has a red string around her neck.

You're welcome for that mental image.

Posted by: Emmie at June 07, 2021 05:08 PM (tcsxg)

257 Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 04:58 PM (oxpXX)

North Face did make top tier gear until recently. I have the same winter/rain jacket I bought 20 years ago.
I have the same Marmot backpack and camping gear from 20 years ago.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 07, 2021 05:08 PM (pMW5C)

258 like Trump but he thinks Bitcoin is competing against the dollar, he said, and that's why he does not like it.
The fact is he does not understand it.
Posted by: Fool Otto at June 07, 2021 05:07 PM (DB16e)

What value is Bitcoin representing?

Posted by: Just a side note at June 07, 2021 05:09 PM (2DOZq)

259 One thing I will give little miss Harris, she seems remarkably free of tats.

--

She has what looks like tats on her sternum.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 07, 2021 05:09 PM (O+I8R)

260 She looks like the example for *why* you never take a bag of cow livers to a sword fight.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 07, 2021 05:09 PM (cYYzn)

261 timberland is a sadder story than north face

used to be very high end, very nicely made shoe then they got bought out and now they are for the hood.

Lots of companies have gone to crap. Milwaukee, Skil, Delta, Lincoln Industrial etc.

Cabela's is going soon.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2021 05:09 PM (YYlyE)

262 I didn't know Flat Stanley had a sister.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2021 05:09 PM (guGkK)

263 She looks like she's in a 5th grade science play, dressed as an amoeba.

Posted by: portlandon at June 07, 2021 05:09 PM (+oR7L)

264 I'd link the "Thank You, North Face" site but MacAfee is giving me a suspicious link warning. I don't know if that's legit, or that is Big Tech coming to the rescue of one of their corporate palz.

I tried it while using Kaspersky and no warning was issued. Take it for what it's worth...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 07, 2021 05:09 PM (ZSK0i)

265 Lots of companies have gone to crap. Milwaukee, Skil, Delta, Lincoln Industrial etc.

Cabela's is going soon.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2021 05:09 PM (YYlyE)

Let's not forget YETI.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2021 05:09 PM (guGkK)

266 She looks like David Bowie got drunk and fucked a hobbit.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2021 05:10 PM (G15ac)

267 They started in San Francisco.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2021 05:05 PM (YYlyE)

When I was an avid camper, they were where I went for the good stuff. I still have a "puffy" down parka circa 1977, as well as a sleeping bag. Don't know if they still have a flagship store in Palo Alto, but assume they probably do. My most recent stuff from them is about 7 years old, and - meh. Sure won't bother in the future.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 07, 2021 05:10 PM (wAnMi)

268 It's possible this China made Covid could explode in news.

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2021 05:10 PM (Cxk7w)

269 companies have gone to crap. Milwaukee, Skil, Delta, Lincoln Industrial etc.

Cabela's is going soon.
Posted by: b

eddie bauer, years and years ago, even made good stuff.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 05:10 PM (oxpXX)

270
North Face did make top tier gear until recently. I have the same winter/rain jacket I bought 20 years ago.
I have the same Marmot backpack and camping gear from 20 years ago.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 07, 2021 05:08 PM (pMW5C)
I have a 20 year old pair of Timberlands that are still in good shape.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 07, 2021 05:10 PM (HrMC1)

271 Srsly, if it weren't for here I would not know Komalamadingdong had a step daughter.

Still don't care, but I wouldn't know.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 07, 2021 05:10 PM (CcOog)

272 She looks like I need a drink!

Posted by: dartist at June 07, 2021 05:11 PM (+ya+t)

273 So, there I was, sailing the high seas and minding my own business. Sure, we were raiding and pillaging, but mostly behaving ourselves. Then this guy carrying a sword boards us and ruins all the fun.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 07, 2021 05:11 PM (kTF2Z)

274 She looks like a tampon that was soaked in moonshine, inserted, then the period started.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 07, 2021 05:11 PM (Zz0t1)

275 For some reason I have a hankering for some cherry licorice. And a blowjob from the VP.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 07, 2021 05:11 PM (7Tokq)

276 She looks like what happens if you never take the placenta off the baby and just let it grow with them.

Posted by: portlandon at June 07, 2021 05:11 PM (+oR7L)

277 I kinda feel about Bitcoin how I feel about most things nowadays--I look to see who's promoting it.

Posted by: artemis at June 07, 2021 05:11 PM (AwPyG)

278 Wonder what the Guatemalans think of Kamalama's stepdaughter.

Posted by: wth at June 07, 2021 05:11 PM (v0R5T)

279 rhomboid!

Protests in Uptown Minneapolis on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. I was out there every night lurking and bearing witness. Kinda surreal, to be honest, and made stranger by the fact that I got to chat at length with our city council president two nights in a row.

Uptown Theater owners finally evicted the Landmark Theaters group that has been managing the property for years; $400k in arrears. Fools freaking out about that, but it only means the owner needs to find new projectionists.

*shrugs*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 07, 2021 05:11 PM (+WWsf)

280 Well need to get the Cabela's-branded high-end cooler before they go down the tubes, since Yeti's are verboted due to both price and politix.

If it weren't infuriating, sickening, outrageous, and disastrous, it would be kinda funny.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 07, 2021 05:11 PM (OTzUX)

281 Franklin Delano Roosevelt was Patient Zero in our nepotism epidemic. The nepodemic. Ella Emhoff is Patient Infinity. A pure nepotism singularity as dense as pure osmium.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2021 05:11 PM (yFG1M)

282
Ella Garu?
Now, here she comes walkin, lookin like a zoo...

Posted by: Don van Vliet at June 07, 2021 05:11 PM (LilNs)

283 What value is Bitcoin representing?
Posted by: Just a side note at June 07, 2021 05:09 PM

The ability to transfer money across the globe cheaper than any bank or Western Union can do or make transactions privately

Posted by: Fool Otto at June 07, 2021 05:11 PM (DB16e)

284 She looks like the product of the office Christmas party of the National Man Boy Lincoln Association.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 07, 2021 05:12 PM (VYjdj)

285 Cuisine: ruined by the left
Sports: ruined by the left
Humor: ruined by the left
Cinema: ruined by the left
Art: ruined by the left
Leisure: ruined by the left
Faith: ruined by the left
And now beauty: ruined by the left

Everything that makes life worth living, they ruin.

Posted by: weew at June 07, 2021 05:12 PM (+m+uH)

286 If Ella went Trannie wouldn't surprise me

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2021 05:12 PM (Cxk7w)

287 I was going to buy some new ski gear and cold weather gear and started with nf and pat but had to go with arcteryx and sit .

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 05:12 PM (oxpXX)

288 it seemed to me that North Face was an East Coast thing, and Patagonia a West Coast thing

Posted by: artemis at June 07, 2021 05:12 PM (AwPyG)

289 >>>She looks like her Gender Expression is "Meh." She's the "M" in the Alphabet People Listing.

Hey!

Posted by: m at June 07, 2021 05:12 PM (ya129)

290 I stopped wearing fleece years ago and went with the pull over hoodies once I got serious about fasting, keto, and GAINZZZ and maintaining them. I wear pull over hoodies in the summer time.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 07, 2021 05:12 PM (pMW5C)

291 What value is Bitcoin representing?

How many server farms Sergei can build

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2021 05:12 PM (KZzsI)

292
Heh. Just reading. The FBI seized the bitcoin from the Colonial hacking from a *US based entity* apparently located in Northern California.

This means "Russian hackers" looks pretty unlikely, from what I'm reading. Any sophisticated Russian hackers wouldn't have done this this way. The hackers left the bitcoin in a US based custodial account. This is what the FBI seized.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 07, 2021 05:13 PM (Mzdiz)

293 @283

Privately, like in the Cloud?

There's nothing more anonymous than cash

Posted by: artemis at June 07, 2021 05:13 PM (AwPyG)

294 She looks like I need a drink!
Posted by: dartist at June 07, 2021 05:11 PM (+ya+t)

Now yer talkin'!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 07, 2021 05:13 PM (CcOog)

295 @280: "Well need to get the Cabela's-branded high-end cooler before they go down the tubes, since Yeti's are verboted due to both price and politix."

I like the Coleman steel belted coolers. New ones are a little overpriced, but they do the job, and a little retro style never hurts.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 07, 2021 05:13 PM (+WWsf)

296 Everything that makes life worth living, they ruin.

Satan, laughing, spreads his wings

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2021 05:14 PM (KZzsI)

297 Can I buy a cup of coffee and a doughnut with bitcoin?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 07, 2021 05:14 PM (kMTsG)

298 Wow. Kamel's 'stepdaughter' is hawt! I so wish I was ghey...
Or, not.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 07, 2021 05:14 PM (ucZQI)

299 What value is Bitcoin representing?

You can ask the same thing of any currency. (Except those giant stone discs)

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2021 05:14 PM (guGkK)

300 Kamala tells Guatemalans not to come to the US because we're enforcing our border.

*snerk*

https://bit.ly/3coIAt8

Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2021 05:14 PM (YYlyE)

301
Hey!
Posted by: m at June 07, 2021 05:12 PM (ya129)

I feel ya.

It ain't easy being a punchline.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 07, 2021 05:14 PM (Zz0t1)

302 Walter Freeman, I'm sure you judged the situation well yourself, but might it be hazardous to venture forth and observe the idiocy up close, lest it get out of hand/revert to the norm?

So looks like Mpls is just gonna be a dying formerly nice place now, in many respects. Unless the rot is more geographically limited than I'm thinking.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 07, 2021 05:14 PM (OTzUX)

303 > Sometimes, I miss the Yoko pics.

Yoko at least had a somewhat nice body at one time. Not a 10, but nice enough.

This girl is a carpenter's dream. Flat as a board, easy to nail.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2021 05:14 PM (G15ac)

304 She looks like something. Not sure what but I think it needs a coca cola douche.

The fugs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YJmUZXGxD0

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 07, 2021 05:15 PM (cYYzn)

305 There's nothing more anonymous than cash
Posted by: artemis at June 07, 2021 05:13 PM (AwPyG)

Have you tried buying real estate with suitcases full of bills lately?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2021 05:15 PM (guGkK)

306
*snerk*

https://bit.ly/3coIAt8

Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2021 05:14 PM (YYlyE)

"The US will continue to enforce our laws and secure our border."

YOU LYING SACK OF WHORE SHIT!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 07, 2021 05:15 PM (Zz0t1)

307 I prefer South Butt over North Face.

Posted by: fly gal at June 07, 2021 05:15 PM (eLCgi)

308
She looks like she had her tits and ass removed and grafted to her saddlebags.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2021 05:15 PM (EERbD)

309 She looks like how I'd imagine the "Cicada Queen" would appear.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 07, 2021 05:15 PM (700n7)

310 > She looks like I need a drink!

She looks like "There's not enough tequila in all of Mexico, dude."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2021 05:15 PM (G15ac)

311 > it seemed to me that North Face was an East Coast thing, and Patagonia a West Coast thing

Mid 90s or so loads of rich kids in my part of the PNW were wearing North Face.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2021 05:15 PM (YYlyE)

312 When my 1977 and 1982 Igloo's break down I'll buy a new one.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 07, 2021 05:15 PM (kMTsG)

313 She looks like she's trying too hard.

Posted by: portlandon at June 07, 2021 05:16 PM (+oR7L)

314 @292: "Any sophisticated Russian hackers wouldn't have done this this way."

I thought the whole point of crypto was that it couldn't be seized, and I assume any real hackers would know how to avoid that little hiccup.

It's like they forgot to check for dye packs in the duffel bags full of stolen cash before leaving the bank.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 07, 2021 05:16 PM (+WWsf)

315 Privately, like in the Cloud?

There's nothing more anonymous than cash
Posted by: artemis at June 07, 2021 05:13 PM

Its on a block chain not a cloud and can you pay cash across the globe in seconds?

Posted by: Fool Otto at June 07, 2021 05:16 PM (DB16e)

316 300 Kamala tells Guatemalans not to come to the US because we're enforcing our border.

Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

Posted by: dantesed at June 07, 2021 05:16 PM (88xKn)

317 This girl is a carpenter's ~~dream. Flat as a board, easy to nail.~~ nightmare. Warped and twisted and full of knots.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 07, 2021 05:16 PM (CcOog)

318 #285 has a point, sadly.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 07, 2021 05:16 PM (OTzUX)

319 I won't buy a new one. Just hit the garage sales and buy a couple for a fin.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 07, 2021 05:16 PM (kMTsG)

320 There's nothing more anonymous than cash
Posted by: artemis

have you been to a gay bath house

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 05:16 PM (oxpXX)

321 She looks like Mr. Bill run over by a steam roller.

Posted by: dartist at June 07, 2021 05:17 PM (+ya+t)

322 285 Cuisine: ruined by the left Sports: ruined by the left Humor: ruined by the left Cinema: ruined by the left Art: ruined by the left Leisure: ruined by the left Faith: ruined by the left And now beauty: ruined by the left
Everything that makes life worth living, they ruin.
Posted by: weew at June 07, 2021 05:12 PM (+m+uH)

There are still great boobs:

https://tinyurl.com/3vb9626z

These hills are where we will make our stand.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 07, 2021 05:17 PM (PNtP0)

323 @311

Ah! I was only saying because I had a child who went east for college and informed me that she needed a North Face jacket because no one wore Patagonia.

Posted by: artemis at June 07, 2021 05:17 PM (AwPyG)

324 > Wonder what the Guatemalans think of Kamalama's stepdaughter.

"Maybe we should not go, Jose. If even the (alleged) Vice President's daughter is this scrawny, perhaps there is no food there."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2021 05:17 PM (G15ac)

325 Guatemalans told Kamelala to go home.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 07, 2021 05:18 PM (kMTsG)

326 "Kamala tells Guatemalans not to come to the US because we're enforcing our border."

She must be prejudiced against Guatemalans.

Posted by: davidt at June 07, 2021 05:18 PM (/XcZQ)

327 The girl in red with the cowboy boots? Like the "Paul is dead hoax," but far more sad. I hope its a joke and we all have a laugh and toast her success.

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 07, 2021 05:18 PM (glGDV)

328 @320

Now, there's the place to take a grappling hook!

Posted by: artemis at June 07, 2021 05:18 PM (AwPyG)

329 > Yoko at least had a somewhat nice body at one time.

You did a lot of drugs back then, right?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2021 05:18 PM (YYlyE)

330 TY Ace, this thread truly has me LMAO. And kudos to the astute commenters.

Posted by: Farmer at June 07, 2021 05:18 PM (55Qr6)

331 it seemed to me that North Face was an East Coast thing, and Patagonia a West Coast thing
Posted by: artemis

Patagonia gear was everywhere in the SE among upper class WASPs. We even called it Fratagonia.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 07, 2021 05:18 PM (pMW5C)

332 You can ask the same thing of any currency. (Except those giant stone discs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2021 05:14 PM (guGkK)

Not really. Fiduciary currency is backed by the government issuing it. Bitcoin was created out of thin air.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 07, 2021 05:19 PM (2DOZq)

333 325 Guatemalans told Kamelala to go home.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 07, 2021 05:18 PM (kMTsG)

They also said that Trump won.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 07, 2021 05:19 PM (PNtP0)

334 Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 07, 2021 05:17 PM (PNtP0)
-------------

You and Joe Manx have similar tastes.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 07, 2021 05:19 PM (kMTsG)

335 Are Eureka tents still good? I still have mine from 30 years ago. Still in great shape. The tent, me? not so much.

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2021 05:19 PM (gmo/4)

336
They also said that Trump won.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 07, 2021 05:19 PM (PNtP0)

So did the voters.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 07, 2021 05:20 PM (Zz0t1)

337 She looks like whoever was wielding the ugly bat is wore the hell out....

Posted by: Sua Sponte at June 07, 2021 05:20 PM (OPHWo)

338 > Fiduciary currency is backed by the government issuing it.

LOL. Wait until the Fed starts typing some more zeros into their keyboards.

Then you'll find out what "thin air" really means.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2021 05:20 PM (G15ac)

339 I wonder if the "tracing" of the hackers is due to the fact that a rumor sprang up almost immediately that the "hack" was a fundraiser for the CIA.

Hard to know what to believe, anymore

Posted by: artemis at June 07, 2021 05:20 PM (AwPyG)

340 Bank of the West, owned by French BNP, is donating 1% of all checking accounts to Fight climate change. And they are super excited about it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 07, 2021 05:20 PM (DlG3S)

341 Does Kamel's 'daughter's seriously think this is a good idea?
WTF is wrong with asshats like this?
Honestly. Do they really think people dig this?!
Makes me want to start pulling a thread on that mess.
I doubt this bint really gets 'knitting'...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 07, 2021 05:21 PM (ucZQI)

342
She looks like the cryptocurrency for Sexy after the bubble popped.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2021 05:21 PM (EERbD)

343 Most of my cold weather gear is made in Austria and the Czech Republic.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 07, 2021 05:21 PM (kMTsG)

344 You and Joe Manx have similar tastes.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 07, 2021 05:19 PM (kMTsG)

Eh, we both bandwagoned kbdabear's schtick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 07, 2021 05:21 PM (PNtP0)

345
Are Eureka tents still good? I still have mine from 30 years ago. Still in great shape. The tent, me? not so much.
Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2021 05:19 PM (gmo/4)

-------

I had a great pup tent from them. My brother destroyed it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2021 05:21 PM (yFG1M)

346 there was a guy sighting in his dd sbr at the range the other day, he was wearing patagonia gear.

it was weirdly incongruent

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 05:21 PM (oxpXX)

347 > I thought the whole point of crypto was that it couldn't be seized, and I assume any real hackers would know how to avoid that little hiccup.

It depends on how you "hold" your currency. If it's on an exchange or on a thumb drive, sure, it can be seized.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2021 05:21 PM (YYlyE)

348 Bank of the West, owned by French BNP, is donating 1% of all checking accounts to Fight climate change. And they are super excited about it.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 07, 2021 05:20 PM (DlG3S)

I'm sure the account holders are just thrilled to pieces over it as well.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 07, 2021 05:21 PM (CcOog)

349 Guatemalans told Kamelala to go home.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 07, 2021 05:18 PM (kMTsG)
........

and do something about that weirdo stepdaughter.

Posted by: wth at June 07, 2021 05:22 PM (v0R5T)

350 it seemed to me that North Face was an East Coast thing, and Patagonia a West Coast thing

Growing up the descending order of jacket wear in the PNW:
1. North Face
2. Patagonia
3. Columbia

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 07, 2021 05:22 PM (DjiZK)

351 > You did a lot of drugs back then, right?

Her body was perfectly fine.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2021 05:22 PM (G15ac)

352 if was good outdoor gear 30 years ago it is generally garbage now.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 05:22 PM (oxpXX)

353 I've "dated" fresh goat rectum more arousing than that.

Posted by: Ahmed at June 07, 2021 05:22 PM (cj/Df)

354 Carhartt is the brand of choice in my AO.
And John Deere.

Posted by: SMH at June 07, 2021 05:22 PM (d62+N)

355 She looks deflating.

As in, my rock hard robot chubby just went deflating.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 07, 2021 05:22 PM (R/m4+)

356 They also said that Trump won.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 07, 2021 05:19 PM

They arent wrong.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2021 05:23 PM (axyOa)

357 I saw Fresh Goat Rectum open for Bloated Pork Rectum at The Red Barn back in '89.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 07, 2021 05:23 PM (Zz0t1)

358 he looks deflating.

As in, my rock hard robot chubby just went deflating.

Posted by: H

she is not so much deflating as anti-inflatinary

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 05:23 PM (oxpXX)

359 https://tinyurl.com/3vb9626z

These hills are where we will make our stand.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

Those come with immense back pain tho. Her pain will become yours.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 07, 2021 05:24 PM (pMW5C)

360 Unless they moved there later, Patagonia is from So/Cen/Cal - Ventura area, I think. Someone's kid I know worked there. Not gonna start that particular taffy yank, but going back to the 70s/80s, most new/innovative consumer stuff started in CA. Went east first time mid-70s, and was stunned at the everyday items that were complete novelties and items of interest to easterners.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 07, 2021 05:24 PM (OTzUX)

361 You people had coats? When we got cold we had to light ourselves on fire.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 07, 2021 05:24 PM (kTF2Z)

362 I guess one way to carve a niche in pretty, pleasant looking faces is to look miserable and mopey constantly. I mean its not fresh or new, every teenage girl for 5 years looks that way but whatever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2021 05:24 PM (KZzsI)

363 > Does Kamel's 'daughter's seriously think this is a good idea?
WTF is wrong with asshats like this?

I'm guessing that most of the people close to her are telling her she's daring, brave, an inspiration to others, and most importantly, a stick in the eye to the patriarchy. She probably sees all criticism as some extension of the patriarchy and relishes it. It proves she's winning! She probably tells herself that people like us "fear" her.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2021 05:25 PM (YYlyE)

364
I don't understand the process, but from what I'm reading, any "sophisticated hackers", would have gotten the bitcoin out of the country and put it in a physical wallet in like, about 5 minutes.

That is, it would be on thumbdrive or something in Russia, not left on an exchange in California.

It's like if a kidnapper had the ransom wired to his bank account. And left it there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 07, 2021 05:25 PM (Mzdiz)

365 Resumed, the monetary arguments have.

Posted by: Yoda at June 07, 2021 05:25 PM (/XcZQ)

366 Was told the owner of yeti and his wife split. He got the company so she started her own. Basically the same stuff at half the lrice. Kicking his ass. Sadly i cannot remember the name of her company.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2021 05:25 PM (axyOa)

367 I think you could take that face and put it in as the definition of "hideous" and everyone would understand.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 07, 2021 05:25 PM (Zz0t1)

368 S

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 05:26 PM (oxpXX)

369 M

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 05:26 PM (oxpXX)

370 H

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 05:26 PM (oxpXX)

371 !

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 05:26 PM (oxpXX)

372 She probably tells herself that people like us "fear" her.
___

Whatever helps her sleep at night.

Posted by: SMH at June 07, 2021 05:26 PM (d62+N)

373 @302: "Walter Freeman, I'm sure you judged the situation well yourself, but might it be hazardous to venture forth and observe the idiocy up close, lest it get out of hand/revert to the norm?"

Not so much venturing forth as walking two blocks from my doorstep. Feels obligatory at this point. Hiding away in my apartment doesn't seem like a good answer. Honestly, I was pleasantly surprised by the size and scope of the police response. Protesters wanted to create a second "no go zone" street intersection like George Floyd Square and the authorities were having none of that. They've been tearing out any little weed before it takes root.

Quick pics:

https://bit.ly/3v0C1Di

https://bit.ly/3gmy0UG

Both are from the very end of the dumpster fires meant to block major intersections on Saturday night. First pic was taken under the theater marquee.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 07, 2021 05:26 PM (+WWsf)

374 You people had coats? When we got cold we had to light ourselves on fire.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 07, 2021 05:24 PM (kTF2Z)

You had fire? Luxury!

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2021 05:26 PM (gmo/4)

375 Those come with immense back pain tho. Her pain will become yours.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 07, 2021 05:24 PM (pMW5C)

I tend to pick the crazy ones, so boob back pain is down the list.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 07, 2021 05:26 PM (PNtP0)

376 c5!!

Posted by: SMH at June 07, 2021 05:26 PM (d62+N)

377 Well the Austrian surplus fleece I got is built a lot better and heavier than consumer-level stuff from most major brands is now. Exactly what I wanted.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 07, 2021 05:26 PM (OTzUX)

378
She looks like the Rachel from "Friends: The Chernobyl Years."

Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2021 05:26 PM (EERbD)

379 Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 07, 2021 05:21 PM (ucZQI)

Daytime Marie? To what do we owe this pleasure?

Posted by: ... at June 07, 2021 05:27 PM (uEbPt)

380 362 I guess one way to carve a niche in pretty, pleasant looking faces is to look miserable and mopey constantly. I mean its not fresh or new, every teenage girl for 5 years looks that way but whatever.

That Billie Eyelash is another one with the eternal mopiness.

A real mih-sah-rahb as the Italianos say.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 07, 2021 05:27 PM (Bmy3R)

381 She probably tells herself that people like us "fear" her.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2021 05:25 PM (YYlyE)
-------------

A new way to say, repulsed.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 07, 2021 05:27 PM (kMTsG)

382 Tucker was a Patagonia guy.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 07, 2021 05:27 PM (pMW5C)

383 > I don't understand the process, but from what I'm reading, any "sophisticated hackers", would have gotten the bitcoin out of the country and put it in a physical wallet in like, about 5 minutes.

Digital currency, like most currencies, is still weak when it changes hands. If the ransom was paid to some wallet somewhere, sophisticated nation states and hacker groups have ways of watching wallets for movement. Crypto can move faster and further, but if you have somewhere you know they'll be, you've got a chance.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2021 05:27 PM (YYlyE)

384 I wore my Patagonia to Babylonia.

Posted by: Zombie King Tut at June 07, 2021 05:28 PM (W4eKo)

385 Growing up the descending order of jacket wear in the PNW:
1. North Face
2. Patagonia
3. Columbia

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death

I always liked Outdoor Research and the REI brand.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2021 05:28 PM (W2Pud)

386 I'm guessing that most of the people close to her are telling her she's daring, brave, an inspiration to others, and most importantly, a stick in the eye to the patriarchy. She probably sees all criticism as some extension of the patriarchy and relishes it. It proves she's winning! She probably tells herself that people like us "fear" her.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2021 05:25 PM (YYlyE)

Like clowns.

Posted by: flounder at June 07, 2021 05:28 PM (cj/Df)

387 She looks like Howard Stern had sex with a pipe cleaner.

Posted by: ... at June 07, 2021 05:28 PM (uEbPt)

388 Heh. Just reading. The FBI seized the bitcoin from the Colonial hacking from a *US based entity* apparently located in Northern California.

What is the mechanics of seizing bitcoin?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 07, 2021 05:28 PM (yQpMk)

389 Whatever helps her sleep at night.
Posted by: S

fifth of captain morgan

side of surprise anal

and

sock full of change.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 05:28 PM (oxpXX)

390 She looks like Janis Ian's song "At Seventeen" was melted down into liquid form, loaded into a turkey baster then used to impregnate Janis Ian, and this was the result.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 07, 2021 05:30 PM (Bmy3R)

391 @347: "It depends on how you "hold" your currency. If it's on an exchange or on a thumb drive, sure, it can be seized."

So, instead of demanding a helicopter full of cash, and unfettered departure lanes, criminals asked the feds to leave their cash in a proverbial bus station locker? Smart guys.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 07, 2021 05:30 PM (+WWsf)

392 it might not have happened but the filsn guys are giving of the just bought out by private equity thing

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 05:30 PM (oxpXX)

393 You have sex with that and you're in therapy for the rest of your life trying to keep yourself from cutting off your own dick.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 07, 2021 05:30 PM (Zz0t1)

394 Thanks, Walter. Thought I saw (and it made sense) that Mpls PD is in a manpower crisis, due to the predictable exodus.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 07, 2021 05:30 PM (OTzUX)

395 The Capt Morgan, fine.

The blanket party afterwards, with the sock full of change, even better.

But I'll let you do your anal thing...because, ew.

Posted by: SMH at June 07, 2021 05:30 PM (d62+N)

396 > What is the mechanics of seizing bitcoin?

If it's on a U.S.-based exchange, you'd just hit the exchange with a court order telling them to make the transfer, just as you'd hit a bank with a court order to seize a regular bank account.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2021 05:31 PM (G15ac)

397 REI was woke way before it was mainstream.

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2021 05:31 PM (gmo/4)

398 NOOD.

Something about someone I've never heard of.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 07, 2021 05:31 PM (Zz0t1)

399 United Airlines says all new employees will be required to submit proof of vaccination.

https://bit.ly/3crhlxT

Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2021 05:31 PM (YYlyE)

400 Nide

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2021 05:31 PM (W2Pud)

401 She looks like "1000 Yard Stare On Pedo Island: Ugly Girl Fetish Edition".

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at June 07, 2021 05:31 PM (MZ/gp)

402 who would have bitcoin from a hacking ransm somewhere it could be recovered by the feds?

bitcoin 101 coldwallet

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 05:31 PM (oxpXX)

403 You never want to risk a self-Bobbit

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 07, 2021 05:31 PM (Bmy3R)

404 Some kid's answer to North Face was South Butt.

Posted by: klaftern at June 07, 2021 05:31 PM (r4sI4)

405 Nade

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2021 05:31 PM (W2Pud)

406 Ice cream or scotch first?
Could be scotch now, ice cream later?

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2021 05:31 PM (Cxk7w)

407 Nude

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2021 05:32 PM (W2Pud)

408 Whatever helps her sleep at night.
Posted by: S

fifth of captain morgan
side of surprise anal
and
sock full of change.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 05:28 PM

It's not really a surprise.

Posted by: The otters at June 07, 2021 05:32 PM (rBtIz)

409 I am telling you her modeling agency is calling designers right now with this pitch.

"If you do not send us 500,000.00 right now we are putting her in your summer wear and publishing them. You have 12 hours to send the money, cash only and small bills!"

Posted by: Picric at June 07, 2021 05:32 PM (3QnyK)

410 She looks like John Lennon wearing one of Freddie Mercury's rejected outfits.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2021 05:32 PM (G15ac)

411 Carhartt is the brand of choice in my AO.
-----------
Here too. Best jacket I've ever owned.

Posted by: dartist at June 07, 2021 05:32 PM (+ya+t)

412 Love ya, c5, but this butthole fetish is concerning...

Especially with an individual that looks like a hot water bottle with cartoonishly ridiculous cowboy boots.

Posted by: SMH at June 07, 2021 05:32 PM (d62+N)

413 I tend to pick the crazy ones, so boob back pain is down the list.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

If you have kids with one, she will get them reduced.
Ex wife was 5'7 with natural DDs. They ballooned up to GG and HH with our last kid. She got them reduced and settled for a C cup. It gave me teh sadz, that and the crazy dialed up to 11.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 07, 2021 05:33 PM (pMW5C)

414 fifth of captain morgan
side of surprise anal
and
sock full of change.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 05:28 PM

It's not really a surprise.
Posted by: T

pretending it is a surprise is part of the rmance

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 05:33 PM (oxpXX)

415 I've decided I kind of like Tennessee Whiskey

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 07, 2021 05:33 PM (cSyAR)

416 What is the mechanics of seizing bitcoin?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 07, 2021 05:28 PM (yQpMk)

-------------

Seize this, Honkus!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 07, 2021 05:33 PM (kTF2Z)

417 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 07, 2021 05:33 PM (VnT7U)

418 ove ya, c5, but this butthole fetish is concerning...

Especially with an individual that looks like a hot water bottle with cartoonishly ridiculous cowboy boots.
Posted by: S

the surprise anal thing is not what you think it is.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 07, 2021 05:33 PM (oxpXX)

419 Yoko at least had a somewhat nice body at one time.

You did a lot of drugs back then, right?
Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2021 05:18 PM (YYlyE)

I certainly did!

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at June 07, 2021 05:33 PM (HrMC1)

420 279. Landmark Theaters are owned by Mark Cuban?

Posted by: Jen the original at June 07, 2021 05:34 PM (sxYU3)

421 @394: "Thanks, Walter. Thought I saw (and it made sense) that Mpls PD is in a manpower crisis, due to the predictable exodus."

MPD is overextended and the exodus is real. Protests here this weekend got a few hours head start. Traffic was blocked, buses rerouted, residents annoyed, etc., without intervention. But, come sundown, reserves were out in force on full overtime. Especially bike cops with minimal riot gear. I guess they've been trained to use the bikes as shields and people movers. Kinda fascinating to see the logistical side of things in terms of minor riot crowd control.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 07, 2021 05:35 PM (+WWsf)

422 eddie bauer, years and years ago, even made good stuff.

I have an Eddie Bauer day hiking pack that's about 30 years old.
It's my go to fishing pack still.

Posted by: Bosk at June 07, 2021 05:35 PM (SWbVS)

423 "She looks like Gumby with an iron deficiency."

And then he remembered why he came to the Clearing in the Wood.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 07, 2021 05:36 PM (Ndje9)

424 @420: "279. Landmark Theaters are owned by Mark Cuban?"

Cuban sold in 2018, but yeah, same company.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 07, 2021 05:36 PM (+WWsf)

425 I've followed and corresponded with Rod Dreher since he was on the editorial board of The Dallas Morning New---way more than 20 years. He and I are much alike.

He's a good guy and is very bright, but is intellectually conflicted.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at June 07, 2021 05:36 PM (QQ6wR)

426 Need eye bleach stat!

Posted by: Aud at June 07, 2021 05:40 PM (uBywd)

427 319 I won't buy a new one. Just hit the garage sales and buy a couple for a fin.
---
I'm with you. I have several coolers for fishing and I bought them all at garage sales. I think the most expensive one was $5.

There are vids of guys adding polyurethane foam to their cheap coolers to get high-dollar performance from them. I've thought about trying that, but really I don't need that level of performance anyway.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 07, 2021 05:42 PM (sWM8x)

428 Oh god, i know the girl in the last video's thumbnail and lets just say not even with Ace's dick (somehow she had an Onlyfans, i can't even imagine who would look at that for free)

I actually knew her husband first, didn't know it was her husband, knew they had the same name so i actually thought he was her gay special needs brother (and no I'm not trying to be funny)

Posted by: Rbastid at June 07, 2021 05:45 PM (iHK7W)

429 There is no amount of alcohol, drugs nor money that would make me want to hit that thing dressed in red. Even if it was from behind with the lights out and room darkening shades pulled tight.

Posted by: Dwayne at June 07, 2021 06:02 PM (gtu/X)

430 The other Harry Potter

Posted by: Salty Alaskan at June 07, 2021 06:27 PM (/VVaI)

431 Turning incel's to dcels

Posted by: Chicago Vota at June 07, 2021 06:42 PM (ts6Zs)

432
What the everloving fook is wrong with Kamaltoe's step-daughter's judgement? Where does she think posing in "just over the border from gimpwear" clothing is going to get her?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 07, 2021 06:44 PM (M0wRt)

433 She looks like ,La's Brain.

Posted by: AntiMarxProLennon at June 07, 2021 07:22 PM (ESLBo)

434 That last video is great (and that artist has some other good ones as well). This is why I come to Ace's.

Posted by: DiesIrae at June 07, 2021 09:53 PM (47tC8)

435 Good evening lovely ones.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 07, 2021 10:29 PM (ucZQI)

436 So, yeah. Lurking this night.

Good to see you all.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 07, 2021 10:32 PM (ucZQI)

437 I'm amazed, I have to admit. Rarely do I encounter a blog that's equally educative and
entertaining, and without a doubt, you've hit the nail on the head.
The issue is something which too few people are speaking intelligently about.
I am very happy I came across this in my search for something relating to this.

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