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As The World Turns, These Are The ONTs Of Our Lives

Howdy folks, and welcome to Thursday night. Tell me, have any of y'all put one over on the president lately? I have my suspicions that Slow Joe wouldn't even be aware of what's going on even if you said “Hey Joe, carry my stash, would ya?”.

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Ouch


Outrageous Tales From The Trauma Ward

Some crazy stuff in there, although I confess I laughed at the story of the guy who came in with a broomstick up his butt who basically told the staff “Yeah, I was getting off and I slipped, which jammed it up there real good”. I mean, you were doing what you were doing and everyone knows it, don't bother making up a story about how you were sweeping naked and slipped.


Pride

Speaking of sticking things up your butt, this month is pride month, where corporations, for purposes of marketing, pretend to be supportive of individuals who have managed to achieve the impressive accomplishment of letting someone else put his weenie in their pooper. Of course this lends itself to a certain amount of mockery.

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Personally I don't care what consenting adults do with their genitals, but it seems not caring is no longer an option.

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News From The World Of Woke Medicine

What Happens When Doctors Can't Speak Freely?

One of the cases mentioned is that of Dr. Norman Wang who published a paper

Looking at 50 years of data, Wang argued that affirmative action and other diversity initiatives have failed to both meaningfully increase the percentage of black and Hispanic clinicians in his field or to improve patient outcomes. Rather than admitting, hiring and promoting clinicians based on their race, he argued for race-neutral policies in medicine. 
“Long-term academic solutions and excellence should not be sacrificed for short-term demographic optics,” Wang wrote. “Ultimately, all who aspire to a profession in medicine and cardiology must be assessed as individuals on the basis of their personal merits, not their racial and ethnic identities.”

For the unfortunate take that people should be treated as individuals and not demographics, Dr. Wang lost his job. There's more at the link and it's horrifying.

Related: Professor coins term to describe White people who can’t see racism

The professor, who is “the only Black faculty member at our school”, whose field is “gender and race in the workplace”, laments such people see themselves as disconnected from “the history of racism within the United States that has served to benefit them politically, socially, and economically,“

Seems to me that one might question how classifying everything as racist might personally benefit the professor “politically, socially, and economically”, but what do I know? I'm just a dumb white boy who was raised to judge people by the content of their character and not the color of their skin.

Weird Video Of The Week
Sound on

This video celebrates the longstanding relationship between southern culture and......Japanese girls in maid outfits? Not sure what they're going for here, but hey, the girl is cute.


Let Them Eat Locusts

Researchers want Americans to eat 90% less beef

This is to conform with the Paris Agreement, which Uncle Joey was quick to rejoin after he was selected president. As we all know, the Paris Agrement is designed to drain the wealth of the west into the third world (well, some of it. Lots of it will of course stick to the pockets of the humanitarian elite who are doing all the hard work of enforcing its terms for the good of the planet, doncha know) while at the same time ensuring that China attains a global economic hegemony. Aren't you eager to do you part to save the Earth (and enrich the elite)?


Good News!


This intrepid vblogger has managed to ferret out a pervasive and hereto unknown source of racism in this country! Yes, I know it's hard to believe! Watch below as she explains how the latest dastardly attack against black people comes from those inscrutable Orientals who are beating themselves black, blue and bloody in order to frame blacks for attacks that didn't actually happen on camera. I'm sure you're glad this fraud has been exposed.


See the shocking truth here!

One Hit TV Wonders

Here's a question for the Horde: What are some of your favorite TV series that didn't last long? I mean shows that you really enjoyed that got canceled after a season or two. I'll give you two:

Men at Work. This ran for 3 seasons (but only 30 episodes) about a decade ago on TBS. It's about 4 30ish guys who work together at a men's magazine (not Playboy, more like Maxim or GQ) in New York. One of them, Milo, gets dumped by his cheating girlfriend in the first episode and the series revolves around their dating and social lives. I thought the writing was crisp and the dialogue really does a good job of capturing dudes being dudes. Of course it would be canceled today, not just because of the subject matter but because the lead actor (Danny Masterson) is currently on trial for rape, but I found it to be genuinely amusing.


The Great Indoors This show got 1 season on CBS in 2016. It's about an outdoor magazine like Field and Stream that decides to go web-only and brings it's head outdoors corespondent in from the field to their Chicago offices where he's forced to supervise a bunch of Gen-Z writers whose idea of adventure is riding the El after dark. Stephen Fry also stars as the grizzled founder of the magazine, and I enjoyed the culture clash between Gen X Jack and the Gen Z weenies.

So, what short lived shows did you enjoy, and did any of you watch these two when they aired?


A Smart Military Blog


US Navy conducts first live-fire test of hypersonic missile motor

Hypersonic weapons can fly at greater than five times the speed of sound and would put most targets around the globe at risk within minutes. The Navy has talked about hypersonic weapons being a top priority as the service modernizes its fleet for a high-end threat like China.

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1 good evening

Posted by: wing at June 03, 2021 08:59 PM (JFzNN)

2 Thirst?

Posted by: Funsize at June 03, 2021 08:59 PM (EiPf6)

3

Harmadik!

Posted by: Zettai at June 03, 2021 08:59 PM (OIvjJ)

4 Woah! About to jump into my dance class but howdy all.

Posted by: Funsize at June 03, 2021 08:59 PM (EiPf6)

5 Time machine!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2021 08:59 PM (kTF2Z)

6

Yessssssss...

Posted by: Zettai at June 03, 2021 08:59 PM (OIvjJ)

7 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at June 03, 2021 09:00 PM (fLVm1)

8 I tried. Dammit I did try....
Good evening wonderful ones

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 03, 2021 09:00 PM (ucZQI)

9 Early

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 03, 2021 09:00 PM (AHq56)

10 Woah! About to jump into my dance class but howdy all.
Posted by: Funsize at June 03, 2021 08:59 PM (EiPf6)

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What kind of dance?

(Please don't say line dancing)

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2021 09:00 PM (fLVm1)

11 Evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2021 09:01 PM (Rvt88)

12 On to content, because it's just respectful.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 03, 2021 09:01 PM (ucZQI)

13 Invictus maneo

Posted by: Sock Monkey * per ardua at June 03, 2021 09:02 PM (12BQ3)

14 November is Gluttony Month for you mortal sinners. The big celebration comes on the fourth Thursday when we cook indigenous things to gobble up.

Posted by: Roy at June 03, 2021 09:03 PM (Ti+Tv)

15 Arf, Arf!

Posted by: Double Dog dare at June 03, 2021 09:03 PM (r1z5A)

16 Read too much content.

Posted by: From That Time at June 03, 2021 09:03 PM (4780s)

17 Weee, now for content

Posted by: Corona-exile lost in spaces at June 03, 2021 09:03 PM (O0QMT)

18 Louis Armstrong knew that to succeed in life, you use every tool at your disposal.

Posted by: Gref at June 03, 2021 09:04 PM (AMIL/)

19 I'm sure there were short lived TV shows I liked but I'm old and can't remember now.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2021 09:04 PM (nxdel)

20 Favorite short-lived shows? (Fun fact: that's a long I, because it comes from the noun life, not the verb live.) I'd have to say the Beeb's Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency from a few years ago, with Frodo as Dirk's hapless sidekick. It captured the spirit of the books very well. My husband and I both really enjoyed it, but we never recommended it to anyone because it was so offbeat, so I guess we were part of the reason it got canceled after just two seasons.

I just finished watching that Peter McCullough video. He's even more suspicious than I am about the "vaccine".

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 03, 2021 09:04 PM (G6Lqs)

21 Kolchak, the Night Stalker... only ran one season.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2021 09:05 PM (oHd/0)

22

Is that hypersonic missile motor diverse?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2021 09:05 PM (63Dwl)

23 And then. One goes and checks out ONT, and it's everything one would want!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 03, 2021 09:05 PM (ucZQI)

24 19 I'm sure there were short lived TV shows I liked but I'm old and can't remember now.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2021 09:04 PM (nxdel)

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Time Tunnel?

Posted by: Irwin Allen at June 03, 2021 09:05 PM (fLVm1)

25 Oh I know! I can't remember the name but it was about 2 sports announcers. It was really funny. I think it may have lasted 2 seasons.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2021 09:06 PM (nxdel)

26 I was at the library today. They were handing out free Rainbow flags. They also had a posted flyer about understanding the gay lifestyle etc. They had programs for 2nd grade through the 5th grade. Sure, nothing is happening here, nothing to see at all. This a totally normal.

Again, this is a library. I am so old I recall when you went there to borrow a book.

Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2021 09:06 PM (gJfTA)

27 I liked Max Headroom but it was pretty silly.

Posted by: f'd at June 03, 2021 09:06 PM (Tnijr)

28 Trauma ward link is broken, btw.

Another short-lived show my husband and I both liked was Life in Pieces. I'm not saying it was brilliant or anything, but it was often quite funny.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 03, 2021 09:06 PM (G6Lqs)

29 hmm. short lived TV shows? Well, The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. was sort of a fun western/sci-fi/comedy show that only lasted one season. Had memorable characters (and Bruce "This is my BOOMSTICK!" Campbell!) and interesting villains.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 09:06 PM (hQrcu)

30 They didn't call him Satchmo for nothing.

Posted by: Zombie Dick Nixon at June 03, 2021 09:06 PM (W4eKo)

31 Kolchak, the Night Stalker... only ran one season.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2021 09:05 PM (oHd/0)

That dude had a nose for the supernatural, but no brains to carry anything but his pencil and little notepad.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 03, 2021 09:06 PM (eoQWY)

32 Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea?

Posted by: Irwin Allen at June 03, 2021 09:06 PM (fLVm1)

33 Professor JROD coined a term for people that see racism everywhere; f'ing assholes.

Posted by: JROD at June 03, 2021 09:07 PM (0jZnq)

34 Good morning y'all!

Posted by: tbodie at June 03, 2021 09:07 PM (VzbI8)

35 F-Troop was only two seasons.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2021 09:07 PM (63Dwl)

36 Firefly

Posted by: Mal at June 03, 2021 09:07 PM (1wvEb)

37 Time Tunnel?

God, I actually do remember that. Had some really cute guy in it I had a crush on. I was young then.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2021 09:07 PM (nxdel)

38

I'm not certain what the dancing Nipponese dixie chick is hawking, but I'm quite sure I'm in the market!

Posted by: Zettai at June 03, 2021 09:07 PM (OIvjJ)

39 32 Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea?
Posted by: Irwin Allen at June 03, 2021 09:06 PM (fLVm1)

Always loved how they shared monster costumes with 'Lost in Space'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2021 09:07 PM (oHd/0)

40 Land of the Giants?

Posted by: Irwin Allen at June 03, 2021 09:07 PM (fLVm1)

41 I liked Tales of the Gold Monkey. I don't recall a single episode but I do recall liking it quite a bit.

Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2021 09:07 PM (gJfTA)

42 I was disappointed when the Great Indoors got cancelled, it was semi-maliciously amusing.

Posted by: Lirio100 at June 03, 2021 09:07 PM (uFOGo)

43 'Kolchak, the Night Stalker... only ran one season.'

That was a great show.

Posted by: f'd at June 03, 2021 09:08 PM (Tnijr)

44 American Gothic with Gary Cole was also a great, disturbing show. Premise is that the Devil is the sheriff of a small town in South Carolina and is trying to corrupt a young boy to be his successor or something that effect. Gary Cole hams it up to the hilt and it's glorious to watch.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 09:08 PM (hQrcu)

45 There was a show called "It's Your Move" that had Jason Bateman as a teenager that was actually very watchable, but never got an audience, I guess.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 03, 2021 09:08 PM (BMmaB)

46 Kolchak had a tape recorder and a camera.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2021 09:08 PM (63Dwl)

47 I am so old I recall when you went there to borrow a book.

Hater!!! *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at June 03, 2021 09:08 PM (W4eKo)

48 41 I liked Tales of the Gold Monkey. I don't recall a single episode but I do recall liking it quite a bit.
Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2021 09:07 PM (gJfTA)

That was a fun one...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2021 09:08 PM (oHd/0)

49 ONT Greetings, Horde!

*pours bourbon*

Cheers!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 03, 2021 09:08 PM (QzJWU)

50 I'm very confused by the Dixie Land Japanese Maid dancing.

Confused and other things.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 03, 2021 09:08 PM (4fSQf)

51 Jonny Quest, the first animated show. One season IIRC

Posted by: Oldcat at June 03, 2021 09:08 PM (eoQWY)

52 Yeah! We've invented something somewhat slower than 1960's X-15. Huzzah

Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2021 09:09 PM (02UtP)

53 Lost in Space went dumpster diving for monster get ups.

Posted by: klaftern at June 03, 2021 09:09 PM (r4sI4)

54 Madigan Men, in 2000, with Gabriel Byrne.

Posted by: skywch at June 03, 2021 09:09 PM (Y/Ps0)

55 Kolchak had a tape recorder and a camera.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2021 09:08 PM (63Dwl)

I do recall using the flash to stun some baddy or another once.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 03, 2021 09:09 PM (eoQWY)

56 It's Your Move, an 80's sitcom with Jason Bateman. It only lasted 18 episodes. It was cancelled after many complaints from parents. The producers went on to make Married With Children.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 03, 2021 09:09 PM (xPl2J)

57 20 Favorite short-lived shows? (Fun fact: that's a long I, because it
comes from the noun life, not the verb live.) I'd have to say the
Beeb's Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency from a few years ago,
with Frodo as Dirk's hapless sidekick.

there was an earlier one. have you seen it?
https://www.imdb.com/ title/ tt2303367/ ?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_3

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 03, 2021 09:09 PM (BGdiD)

58 The Jerry Reed Show.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 03, 2021 09:09 PM (vuisn)

59 Lost in Space went dumpster diving for monster get ups.
Posted by: klaftern at June 03, 2021 09:09 PM (r4sI4)

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GFY

Posted by: The Giant Carrot at June 03, 2021 09:10 PM (fLVm1)

60 What are some of your favorite TV series that didn't last long? I mean shows that you really enjoyed that got canceled after a season or two.

UFO

Posted by: Gref at June 03, 2021 09:10 PM (AMIL/)

61 I have not heard the Dixie song with the words since I turned 28. Lo those many moons ago.

Posted by: tbodie at June 03, 2021 09:10 PM (VzbI8)

62 I'd have to say the Beeb's Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency from a few years ago, with Frodo as Dirk's hapless sidekick.
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The first season was really good. The second season had some needless woke BS Romeo & Juliet-style subplot, but also had a pretty cool ending. Didn't get renewed for a third season.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 09:10 PM (hQrcu)

63 Police Squad, 6 freaking episodes.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 03, 2021 09:10 PM (r1z5A)

64 Great topic of the short lived TV shows. The one that hubby and I both liked A LOT and were sorry to see it last only one season (heck, maybe not even a whole season) was The Defenders (no, not THAT The Defenders) with Jim Belushi and Jerry O'Connell as Las Vegas attorneys.

Jim Belushi's finest role, and as someone who works at a law firm I really enjoyed how they got the details of that right. For example, the one partner doesn't want the other to put some cash from a guy in their safe because it would create an attoney/client relationship between them.

I guess it was sort of a drama with comedy, but it was very good and it's a shame it didn't last.

Posted by: jocon307 at June 03, 2021 09:11 PM (HYa+m)

65 >>'Kolchak, the Night Stalker... only ran one season.'

That was a great show.
Posted by: f'd at June 03, 2021 09:08 PM (Tnijr)

But started out as two TV movies.
First time I saw X-Files, I thought, 'This is Kolchak!'

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 03, 2021 09:11 PM (vuisn)

66 One season TV show: "Terriers"

Man, this show was just great. It was an FX show that followed a detective trying to solve a murder. Stylish.

Posted by: Eric Lindholm at June 03, 2021 09:11 PM (t5aZk)

67 forget where I read it, might have been here earlier today, but I read that people allergic to shellfish should avoid eating cicadas.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 03, 2021 09:11 PM (4a9Vv)

68 Well, the original Star Trek was only three, and needed a fan campaign to get that.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 03, 2021 09:11 PM (eoQWY)

69 TV: NBC 2007 1 1/2 seasons LIFE Damian Lewis and Sarah Shahi (also Titus Willever and Sarah Clarke)

Posted by: tmitsss at June 03, 2021 09:11 PM (zAbLx)

70 This woke-ism is going to eventually backfire. I just hope we have a civilization that can be saved at that point

Posted by: In Exile at June 03, 2021 09:12 PM (kzzyk)

71 And see? Lots of fun to be had...
Thursdays always turn out to be a kick.
Looking for Doof and, of course, Miklos...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 03, 2021 09:12 PM (ucZQI)

72 because the lead actor (Danny Masterson) is currently on trial for rape
Rookie mistake, he should have run for political office as a Dem.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2021 09:12 PM (DpkTQ)

73 >> Had some really cute guy in it I had a crush on

Gary Conway.

Saturday Nights (well early Sunday mornings) is Irwin Allen night on MeTV. Starting at 10PM, Star Trek TOS, Buck Rogers, Kolchak, Lost in Space, Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea, Land of the Giants, then Time Tunnel.

Lee Meriwether is in the latter.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 03, 2021 09:12 PM (f1Vqw)

74 When I first moved to Fort Collins lo these many years ago, there was a bronze sculpture of Louis Armstrong in old Town Square.

One night it vanished. Nobody knows what happened to it.

I like to believe that some day, someone will come across it in an alpine meadow in the wilderness of the Rockies.

More likely, though, it got melted down for the bronze.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Unassuming Gentleman at June 03, 2021 09:12 PM (x8Wzq)

75 41 I liked Tales of the Gold Monkey. I don't recall a single episode but I do recall liking it quite a bit.
Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2021 09:07 PM (gJfTA)

That was a fun one...
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That was a show trying to cash in on the Indiana Jones fever of the early 1980s. It starred Stephen Collins, who has some legal issues later in his career (got a bit too friendly with some of his minor co-workers).

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 09:12 PM (hQrcu)

76 Oh I know! I can't remember the name but it was about 2 sports announcers. It was really funny. I think it may have lasted 2 seasons.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2021 09:06 PM (nxdel)

Sportsnite, I think, was the name of that show. And yes, a lot of fun to watch.

Posted by: tbodie at June 03, 2021 09:13 PM (VzbI8)

77 I miss the TV show spin off from "The X Files". About the underground reporters "The Lone Gunmen". I laughed so hard about the blind NFL refs.

Posted by: Picric at June 03, 2021 09:13 PM (3QnyK)

78 UFO did have the Best TV Theme ever, though.

But the show always confused me as an 8-year-old.
Dug the chicks with purple wigs though. And those mesh shirts!

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 03, 2021 09:13 PM (vuisn)

79 67 forget where I read it, might have been here earlier today, but I read that people allergic to shellfish should avoid eating cicadas.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 03, 2021 09:11 PM (4a9Vv)

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See? This is the kind of News You Can Use that saves lives.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2021 09:13 PM (fLVm1)

80 20 years ago, if you saw a woman or minority in certain senior roles, you knew they were a total badass. Now I'm growing to assume that they've never had to work as hard as their peers

Posted by: In Exile at June 03, 2021 09:13 PM (kzzyk)

81 Don Rickle's "CPO Sharkey" (NBC c 1976) was pretty funny, as I recall

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 03, 2021 09:13 PM (4a9Vv)

82 Screw you Betty Yu. Embrace your low IQ.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * nanos gigantum humeris insidentes at June 03, 2021 09:13 PM (12BQ3)

83 >>> Jonny Quest, the first animated show. One season IIRC
Posted by: Oldcat at June 03, 2021 09:08 PM (eoQWY)


Oh yeah, that was the animated series where Mike Pence and a young Barron Trump dash about the world having adventures with their dark skinned foreign friend Justin Castreau.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2021 09:13 PM (02UtP)

84 quark. future cop (featuring ernest borgnine!). longstreet. max headroom. ark ii (i was young and desperate for sci-fi). logan's run.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 03, 2021 09:14 PM (BGdiD)

85 Crusade was a Babylon 5 spinoff that had a lot of promise but got screwed by the network.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 09:14 PM (hQrcu)

86 Kojak, was that the bald guy, Tele Sevalis sp. And Quincy, not sure how long they lasted.

Posted by: Infidel at June 03, 2021 09:14 PM (E0OEG)

87
Irwin Allen went on to the big disaster movies of the '70s.

It was funny. He was a notorious tightwad (on some things, but spared no expense on others). He would reuse his alien/monster costumes and props a lot through all those serieses he did.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 03, 2021 09:14 PM (f1Vqw)

88 Donal Logue of Terriers was also in LIFE

Posted by: tmitsss at June 03, 2021 09:14 PM (zAbLx)

89 Jonny Quest, the first animated show. One season IIRC
Posted by: Oldcat

The first? I thought it was The Flintstones.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2021 09:14 PM (Rvt88)

90 Sarah Shahi?

Yes, thank you. Would snog.

Posted by: John Durham at June 03, 2021 09:14 PM (9MtrY)

91 TV series that didn't last long?

Black Sheep Squadron

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2021 09:14 PM (kTF2Z)

92 Twin Peaks was only 2 seasons

Posted by: In Exile at June 03, 2021 09:15 PM (kzzyk)

93 Buggery activists, most people probably didn't care, thought it was weird and a little creepy. Now most people probably hate them, because we were told "we just want to be left alone".

Yeah, turns out that was all bullshit, they sure are some really psychotic vindictive bastards, and want to cornhole the kids at the library.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 03, 2021 09:15 PM (dH5fg)

94 Short lived series I enjoyed: The "Dragnet" remake with Ed O'neill.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 03, 2021 09:15 PM (2SdPm)

95 Pug. Remember when hippies and cowboys lived together here? Sad that went away..

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 03, 2021 09:15 PM (ucZQI)

96 Here's a question for the Horde: What are some of your favorite TV series that didn't last long? I mean shows that you really enjoyed that got canceled after a season or two.
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Space: Above and Beyond
Middleman
Freaks and Geeks
Party Down

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 03, 2021 09:15 PM (Dc2NZ)

97 I loved Black Sheep!

Posted by: Infidel at June 03, 2021 09:15 PM (E0OEG)

98 Police Squad. In Color!

6 classic episodes total. Funniest show on TV.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2021 09:15 PM (u82oZ)

99 Dead Like Me. I think it was a Showtime series. Centers around a girl who becomes a Grim Reaper after she's killed by toilet seat from space.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at June 03, 2021 09:15 PM (n36CJ)

100 Greatest American Hero ran for 3 seasons but only 40 episodes broadcast.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 03, 2021 09:15 PM (1wvEb)

101 Sportsnite, I think, was the name of that show. And yes, a lot of fun to watch.

That sounds right! I thought it was well done.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2021 09:16 PM (nxdel)

102 TV series that didn't last long?

Black Sheep Squadron
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2021 09:14 PM (kTF2Z)

when it originally aired it was called "Baa Baa Black Sheep."

I prefer that name, actually.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Unassuming Gentleman at June 03, 2021 09:16 PM (x8Wzq)

103 The original Jetsons only lasted one season but got resurrected quite a few years later with different animators and some different voice talent.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2021 09:16 PM (63Dwl)

104 >>84 quark. future cop (featuring ernest borgnine!). longstreet. max headroom. ark ii (i was young and desperate for sci-fi). logan's run.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 03, 2021 09:14 PM (BGdiD)

I loved Quark as a kid but found the pilot on youtube and it was horrible. Buck Henry, wtf?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 03, 2021 09:16 PM (vuisn)

105 "Let Them Eat Locusts"

I wonder if locusts are related to anything that can cause an allergic reaction in humans? Read something today people that have seafood allergies should not eat Cicadas as they are related to the shrimp and lobster family. I know this eating Cicadas BS has been tossed about.

Lobster and shrimp? Yum! Maybe a second look at Cicadas?

Posted by: JROD at June 03, 2021 09:16 PM (0jZnq)

106 77 I miss the TV show spin off from "The X Files". About the underground
reporters "The Lone Gunmen". I laughed so hard about the blind NFL refs.

had an episode about a love triangle involving a female midget wrestler, always a sign of quality entertainment. the pilot, aired in early 2001, involved terrorists flying a plane into the world trade center. sadly, they killed them all off in the final episode; no sequels.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 03, 2021 09:17 PM (BGdiD)

107 "NBC 2007 1 1/2 seasons LIFE Damian Lewis and Sarah Shahi"

This is the first time I saw Damian Lewis, followed by "Band of Brothers" and then "Billions." Then I heard him give an interview and couldn't believe he's a Brit.

Also: this show was excellent. Very Zen.

Posted by: Eric Lindholm at June 03, 2021 09:17 PM (t5aZk)

108 As The World Turns, These Are The ONTs Of Our Lives
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Like sand through an hourglass...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 03, 2021 09:17 PM (pK7cg)

109 re 75: wasn't there also an Indian Jones imitation called "Bring them Back Alive"?
"Animal House" had three spin off shows around 1978. CBS had one that never got past the pilot. NBC has one called "Brothers and Sisters" that only ran for a couple of months but was kind of funny. ABC did "Delta House" with a lot of the cast from the movie but it didn't last long.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 03, 2021 09:17 PM (4a9Vv)

110 Jonny Quest, the first animated show. One season IIRC
Posted by: Oldcat

The first? I thought it was The Flintstones.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2021 09:14 PM (Rvt8

No, there was a later 2000s reboot that looks to be crap.

JQ original had great stuff like finding Pteranodons in the Amazon Jungle, a crazed WWI German vet that decides to use Race Bannon to get is kill count up to even numbers by duelling him in a Spad, Robot Spiders and sad Invisible Electrical monsters. Dream making stuff for a kid.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 03, 2021 09:17 PM (eoQWY)

111 Heh, Bah Bah Black Sheep, flyboys that didn't follow the rules!?

Posted by: Infidel at June 03, 2021 09:17 PM (E0OEG)

112 do spinoffs ever work? There was En0s from Dukes of Hazzard. And i guess they tried a The Office spin off with Dwight Schrute. I know there are a few that worked, one was a 70s show, Mary Tyler Moore, Maude, or something like that. For sure Frasier was the most successful spinoff. It was the Godfather 2 of Spinoffs.

Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2021 09:17 PM (gJfTA)

113 Nightflyers is a one-season series based on a George R.R. Martin short story or something. It had a really freaky ending that doesn't lend itself to a sequel.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 09:18 PM (hQrcu)

114 I wonder if locusts are related to anything that can cause an allergic reaction in humans? Read something today people that have seafood allergies should not eat Cicadas as they are related to the shrimp and lobster family. I know this eating Cicadas BS has been tossed about.

Lobster and shrimp? Yum! Maybe a second look at Cicadas?
Posted by: JROD at June 03, 2021 09:16 PM (0jZnq)

Maybe thats the reason the Bible says not to eat shellfish.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 03, 2021 09:18 PM (eoQWY)

115 Agreed that The Great Indoors was pretty funny and had promise. I'm sure it got canceled because it made fun of millennials, who of course would have failed to notice that it also made fun of Gen Xers and that the point was generally that the two generations had a lot to learn from each other.

Have not seen the earlier attempts at putting Dirk Gently on TV. In terms of the books, I actually like Dirk Gently better than Hitchhiker's Guide - is that heresy?

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 03, 2021 09:18 PM (G6Lqs)

116

Space Precinct

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108938

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2021 09:18 PM (63Dwl)

117 We are poor little lambs, who have lost our way.
Baa baa baa

Cue the air raid siren.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2021 09:18 PM (kTF2Z)

118 Wasn't the original Johnny Quest on PBS?

Posted by: Infidel at June 03, 2021 09:18 PM (E0OEG)

119 >>> Crusade was a Babylon 5 spinoff that had a lot of promise but got screwed by the network.
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 09:14 PM (hQrcu)


There was another B5 follow on show about the rangers that had a delayed start, originally scheduled to come out around the middle of September 2001. That didn't work out so well.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2021 09:18 PM (02UtP)

120 Quint, Mary Tyler Moore had three successful spinoffs:

- Rhoda
- Phyllis
- And, Lou Grant... which was interesting because it was an hour-long dramedy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 09:19 PM (L2ZTs)

121 104 I loved Quark as a kid but found the pilot on youtube and it was horrible.
the pilot didn't have ficus, the first officer who is a plant. c'mon man, you didn't give it a fair chance. you haven't even seen ficus trying to teach princess libido how to pollinate.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 03, 2021 09:19 PM (BGdiD)

122 Happy Days was a spin off, having premiered as a skit on "Love American Style" first

Posted by: Oldcat at June 03, 2021 09:19 PM (eoQWY)

123 Freaks and Geeks. One season, and several episodes never even aired. Seemed to be doomed from the get-go. I liked it a lot. Partly because the main kid, Sam, was literally my age in 1980. the feel of the show was very legit.

Oh, and Linda Cardellini.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Unassuming Gentleman at June 03, 2021 09:19 PM (x8Wzq)

124 re 103: and a pet of some sort from Outer Space. Ever nice that the theme from the Simpsons sounds a lot like the Jetson's theme?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 03, 2021 09:19 PM (4a9Vv)

125 Person Of Interest

Posted by: John Durham at June 03, 2021 09:19 PM (9MtrY)

126 police squad

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 03, 2021 09:19 PM (BGdiD)

127 do spinoffs ever work?
Young Sheldon

Posted by: pep at June 03, 2021 09:19 PM (v16oJ)

128 As I recall, the real members of VMF 214 were really pissed about that show.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2021 09:20 PM (kTF2Z)

129 There was another B5 follow on show about the rangers that had a delayed start, originally scheduled to come out around the middle of September 2001. That didn't work out so well.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2021 09:18 PM (02UtP)
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"Legend of the Rangers" was a made-for tv movie that was a pilot for the aborted series about the Rangers. Not great. Crusade had a much better plot and cast, but only ran for 13 episodes before it was cancelled.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 09:20 PM (hQrcu)

130 @67 mallfly the Peach of Hoboken-oops, didn't see your post about cicadas and shellfish. : )

Posted by: JROD at June 03, 2021 09:20 PM (0jZnq)

131 What was the show with Andy Griffith collecting space junk? Seems like they could bring that one back with a modern twist.

Posted by: f'd at June 03, 2021 09:20 PM (Tnijr)

132 What are some of your favorite TV series that didn't last long? I mean shows that you really enjoyed that got canceled after a season or two.

Golden Boy from 2013. 13 episodes.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 03, 2021 09:20 PM (y7DUB)

133 There was a sitcom on for a short time about 1975 about prisoners that I thought was hilarious. Can't remember what it was called, and I was like 12 so have no idea if it was really funny.

Posted by: azjaeger at June 03, 2021 09:20 PM (3/XaG)

134 Now, see! Cicada quiche is awesome. Just pick out the bugs, and you're good to go...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 03, 2021 09:20 PM (ucZQI)

135 88 Donal Logue of Terriers was also in LIFE
Posted by: tmitsss at June 03, 2021 09:14 PM (zAbLx)

He was in Grounded For Life. His co-star was Megyn Price, who had a lovely rack, and not unpleasant to look at too.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 03, 2021 09:20 PM (BgMrQ)

136
I know there are a few that worked, one was a 70s show, Mary Tyler Moore, Maude, or something like that.

Phyllis was a spin off of MTM.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072556

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2021 09:21 PM (63Dwl)

137 So, what short lived shows did you enjoy...?

Duckman. Jason Alexander as the voice of the duck detective was fabulous. I watched the first two seasons, and quit watching after a few episodes in the third season as the writing went downhill quickly.

"Somewhere, somehow they all got chewed up and spit back out. They don't taste like living anymore. Don't you see what's it's like living in this deranged, Waring blender of a world? Every day is an agonizing ordeal, like balancing a pot of scalding water on your head while people whip your legs and butt. Ah, you never forget your senior prom."

Posted by: ID Gent at June 03, 2021 09:21 PM (r9SHG)

138 I believe Married With Children tried at least one spinoff, but nothing ever did well or was even allowed to air very long by Fox.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 09:21 PM (L2ZTs)

139 do spinoffs ever work?
Young Sheldon
Posted by: pep at June 03, 2021 09:19 PM (v16oJ)

Frasier

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Unassuming Gentleman at June 03, 2021 09:21 PM (x8Wzq)

140 Very cool... They have Tales of the golden Monkey for free on U tube.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2021 09:21 PM (oHd/0)

141 when it originally aired it was called "Baa Baa Black Sheep."



I prefer that name, actually.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Unassuming Gentleman at June 03, 2021 09:16 PM (x8Wzq)

i loved that show. I was a huge fan of the Black Sheep. The unit kept going on into the modern era, hell it is probably still around today. They were called VMA 214.

I met the Japanese guy that claims he shot down Pappy Boyington. Some still question him, but the guy made a semi career out of it. He would attend airshow, hawk his book, sign stuff, etc.

Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2021 09:21 PM (gJfTA)

142 do spinoffs ever work?
Young Sheldon
Posted by: pep

Mork and Mindy - spinoff of Happy Days.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2021 09:21 PM (Rvt88)

143 My Favorite Martian

Posted by: John Durham at June 03, 2021 09:21 PM (9MtrY)

144 ABC did "Delta House" with a lot of the cast from the movie but it didn't last long.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 03, 2021 09:17 PM (4a9Vv)

If you can't say "What's your major?" "Primitive cultures!"
on live TV, you ain't making it as a knock off of Animal House...

Posted by: Boswell at June 03, 2021 09:21 PM (5iUNf)

145 Wasn't the original Johnny Quest on PBS?
Posted by: Infidel at June 03, 2021 09:18 PM (E0OEG)

on ABC. Might have been picked up by a PBS later perhaps

Posted by: Oldcat at June 03, 2021 09:21 PM (eoQWY)

146 So in Japan the culture has women embracing being feminine and fine, the men a bit too.

But here in the US the men are feminine and the women are masculine.

Do we need someone to nuke us too?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2021 09:21 PM (DpkTQ)

147 Person Of Interest
Posted by: John Durham at June 03, 2021 09:19 PM (9MtrY)
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Great series, but it ran for 4.5 seasons, so I don't think it meets the criteria. It was one of those shows that ran just long enough to have a satisfying conclusion and didn't try to do too much, like series that go on forever...

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 09:21 PM (hQrcu)

148 Omg puppy-eating baby!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2021 09:22 PM (IMQiW)

149 Reading thru the list of One Hit Wonders TV shows has convinced me that I was a great negative indicator for a shows' success.

If I liked ut, it was cancelled quickly.

Posted by: tbodie at June 03, 2021 09:22 PM (VzbI8)

150 The War On Beef is already underway.
$21 pound for ordinary NY strips at Safeway yesterday.

They'll be grinding it up into hamburger.

Posted by: torabora at June 03, 2021 09:22 PM (XlZhQ)

151 TV Series:
Sledge Hammer
Max Headroom
and, of course, Firefly

Posted by: 29Victor at June 03, 2021 09:22 PM (BJKQV)

152 112 I know there are a few that worked, one was a 70s show, Mary Tyler Moore, Maude, or something like that.
lou grant was a spinoff of mary tyler moore; quite popular and ran for several seasons.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 03, 2021 09:22 PM (BGdiD)

153 100 Greatest American Hero ran for 3 seasons but only 40 episodes broadcast.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 03, 2021 09:15 PM (1wvEb)

One of the best

Posted by: 29Victor at June 03, 2021 09:22 PM (BJKQV)

154 As I recall, the real members of VMF 214 were really pissed about that show.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2021 09:20 PM (kTF2Z)

hmm, that is the first I have heard of this. Certainly it is possible, i just never heard that.

Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2021 09:22 PM (gJfTA)

155 Alias Smith and Jones was good too. Didn't survive Pete Duel's suicide.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 03, 2021 09:23 PM (xPl2J)

156 Didn't they try a Squiggy spin off of Laverne and Shirley?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 03, 2021 09:23 PM (4fSQf)

157
What was the show with Andy Griffith collecting space junk? Seems like they could bring that one back with a modern twist.
Posted by: f'd


Salvage 1

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078681

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2021 09:23 PM (63Dwl)

158 Hoyt Curtin composed the music for Johnny Quest, as kind of a joke, part of it is basically impossible to play. The studio musicians bitched up a storm, the trombone or trumpet parts, you can hear it when you know what to listen for, it's too fast to physically play. It was a great theme song. As kids we knew some quality entertainment was in store! Had kind of a James Bond vibe going on.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 03, 2021 09:23 PM (dH5fg)

159 What are some of your favorite TV series that didn't last long? I mean shows that you really enjoyed that got canceled after a season or two.


Friday the 13th

Posted by: Jean at June 03, 2021 09:23 PM (Xih1H)

160 TV series that didn't last long?

Time Tunnel.

Land of the Giants.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at June 03, 2021 09:23 PM (QQ6wR)

161 Not short lived but unremembered - Friday the 13th, the tv series

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2021 09:23 PM (IMQiW)

162
Duckman. Jason Alexander as the voice of the duck detective was fabulous

Is that the one that the duck gets busy with Lea Thompson?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2021 09:23 PM (DpkTQ)

163 What are some of your favorite TV series that didn't last long?

Slap Maxwell.

Terriers.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 03, 2021 09:23 PM (gfzaD)

164 FZ liked Duckman. I remember watching it but was underwhelmed. Maybe I should try again.

Posted by: f'd at June 03, 2021 09:23 PM (Tnijr)

165 hmm, that is the first I have heard of this. Certainly it is possible, i just never heard that.
Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2021 09:22 PM (gJfTA)

Well the times they landed and captured Japanese Islands might have been a bit much.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 03, 2021 09:24 PM (eoQWY)

166 137 Duckman.
oh, yeah. totally forgot about duckman. his sidekick was a pig named cornfed.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 03, 2021 09:24 PM (BGdiD)

167 So, what are some shows that overstayed their welcome? (i.e., they lasted longer than then should have)? I personally think most shows should wrap up after 5 years, especially if they are a drama. Babylon 5 provided a solid blueprint but even that show wasn't perfect in its last season due to executive meddling.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 09:24 PM (hQrcu)

168 Short lived series: Paul Sand in Friends and Lovers. The only TV series I can think of that focused on the members of a symphony orchestra. Only one season, just 15 episodes, but I loved it. Steve Landesberg, who also played Dietrich in Barney Miller, was in it too; I think he played First Violin.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at June 03, 2021 09:24 PM (YLN09)

169 lou grant was a spinoff of mary tyler moore; quite popular and ran for several seasons.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 03, 2021 09:22 PM (BGdiD)

I'll put the funeral of Chuckles the Clown up against any segment today as one of the funniest segments ever ran...

Posted by: Boswell at June 03, 2021 09:24 PM (5iUNf)

170 155 Alias Smith and Jones was good too. Didn't survive Pete Duel's suicide.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 03, 2021 09:23 PM (xPl2J)

F'n ripoff of Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid...pffehh!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 03, 2021 09:24 PM (BgMrQ)

171 What's my favorite short series?

#TwoWeeks and I'll let you know

Posted by: John Durham at June 03, 2021 09:24 PM (9MtrY)

172 Duckman. Jason Alexander as the voice of the duck detective was fabulous
Is
Posted by: 18-1

My kids and I loved Duckman.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2021 09:24 PM (Rvt88)

173 152 112 I know there are a few that worked, one was a 70s show, Mary Tyler Moore, Maude, or something like that.
lou grant was a spinoff of mary tyler moore; quite popular and ran for several seasons.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 03, 2021 09:22 PM (BGdiD)

Frasier, Laverne & Shirley, Mork & Mindy, The Jeffersons

Posted by: 29Victor at June 03, 2021 09:24 PM (BJKQV)

174 My wife and I loved the show Sledgehammer! which is why they cancelled it.

Posted by: Tobor, the Eighth Man at June 03, 2021 09:25 PM (QitZL)

175 91 TV series that didn't last long?

Black Sheep Squadron

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2021 09:14 PM (kTF2Z)


I liked it back in the day. I've tried to watch re-runs of it, and the big Sixties WW2 series, Twelve O'Clock High and Combat. They don't hold up for me. There's only so many times an 8th AF bomber group commander can be shot down and escape back to England, or be parachuted into occupied France on an espionage mission. And only so many times a single Army squad can be sent on recon missions deep behind German lines and return, or be cut-off with radio failure and about to be bombed or shelled by friendly forces.

Posted by: Gref at June 03, 2021 09:25 PM (AMIL/)

176 Alias Smith and Jones was good too. Didn't survive Pete Duel's suicide.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 03, 2021 09:23 PM (xPl2J)

I watched an MST movie starring Ben Murphy, where he was searching for mummy remains. At one point Joel quips, "Hey, I found Pete Deuel!"

Crow and Tom groaned.

Too soon, I guess.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Unassuming Gentleman at June 03, 2021 09:25 PM (x8Wzq)

177 Jetsons? Weezy, get me off this crazy thing!

Posted by: klaftern at June 03, 2021 09:25 PM (r4sI4)

178 Friday the 13th
That was such an oddly entertaining show - never got how they didn't get sued into oblivion with the name though.

And I remember it being paired with some show based on War of the Worlds where the alien invasion was real, was defeated, and the government just pretended it never actually happened.


Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2021 09:25 PM (DpkTQ)

179 Forgot to mention that Christina Hendricks was also in LIFE

Posted by: tmitsss at June 03, 2021 09:25 PM (zAbLx)

180 137 Duckman.
oh, yeah. totally forgot about duckman. his sidekick was a pig named cornfed.
--
What's weird about that show is that the title character, despite his oh so many flaws, is actually a very dedicated family man. It's really quite a sweet show with a lot of hard edges. Strange mix, but it does tend to work quite well if you give it a chance.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 09:25 PM (hQrcu)

181 I'll put the funeral of Chuckles the Clown up against any segment today as one of the funniest segments ever ran...
Posted by: Boswell at June 03, 2021 09:24 PM (5iUNf)

A little song
A little dance
A little seltzer...in your pants

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 03, 2021 09:25 PM (BgMrQ)

182 Of course, the end of Newhart made it a spinoff from the Bob Newhart show.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 03, 2021 09:25 PM (eoQWY)

183

It seems that many of us have watched a great amount of television over the decades...

Posted by: Zettai at June 03, 2021 09:25 PM (OIvjJ)

184 It's interesting to me that the shows Taxi and Barney Miller never had any spinoffs (that I know of at least).

I'd bet money that the producers *wanted* to spin Latka/Andy Kaufman off to his own show, but he was probably enough trouble to control just doing Taxi.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 09:26 PM (L2ZTs)

185 Evening, ONT'ers. Just finished doing an hour of orbits with the riding mower. Got some of the weeds mowed down. And got me some sun tanning, too, just me and my cutoff shorts. Still very few bugs here, amazingly enough.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2021 09:26 PM (K2jhf)

186 There was a caper show, about some guys rigging a huge robbery in Beverly Hills and they cancelled it after 4-6 shows, just as it was getting real good. Always wanted to see how they pulled it off. Writing was excellent.

Posted by: trippy at June 03, 2021 09:26 PM (eXhkB)

187 Series:
Sledge Hammer
Max Headroom
and, of course, Firefly
Posted by: 29Victor at June

Sledge Hammer! I've been trying to remember the name. I knew it had Hammer but then nothing.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 03, 2021 09:26 PM (1wvEb)

188 I almost forgot--Sledge Hammer! THAT was a wacky cop show from the 1980s....

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 09:26 PM (hQrcu)

189 183

It seems that many of us have watched a great amount of television over the decades...
Posted by: Zettai at June 03, 2021 09:25 PM (OIvjJ)

Yeah, one of my worst habits as I look back on it.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 03, 2021 09:27 PM (BgMrQ)

190 It's remarkable given its huge cultural impact, but Gilligan's Island only ran for 3 seasons.

Posted by: pep at June 03, 2021 09:27 PM (v16oJ)

191 Strange mix, but it does tend to work quite well if you give it a chance.
Posted by: Lord Squirrel

Yep. And the episode where he falls in love with a kind-hearted gal but lets her down easily 'cause he knows he's no good for her was terrific.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2021 09:27 PM (Rvt88)

192 I was at Fort Polk for a field exercise, and I was talking to an old civilian there. He liked Bonanza etc. I've seen a lot of spaghetti westerns. I told him that one of his employees looked like Jack Elam, and he didn't laugh but he got it right away. I felt bad afterward.

Funny though that wholesome 1960s television has so many people in common with violent pulpy 1970s movies.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at June 03, 2021 09:27 PM (ybIRR)

193 There were some great shows that appeared on USA that only lasted a few episodes, some a series or two if they were lucky. Brisco Count Jr. was great. Then there was another one with Bruce and a gorgeous blond during the American revolution. Xena also had a spinoff where some cute amazon chick was flung into the future 2525, queue song now, it was called Cleopatra 2525. Lots of fine women in that too.

But all limited runs.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2021 09:27 PM (02UtP)

194 Good News!
This intrepid vblogger has managed to ferret out a pervasive and hereto unknown source of racism in this country!


You laugh but that 'iT wAs StAgEd~! response is in every thread on Twitter in which an asian is being show beaten. It's either that or 'hE dEseRvEdItFoRsAyInG tHe nWeRd~!' ... on vids without sound. Some of this is gaslighting idiocy, but of course some people like the remedial savant in the youtube vid believe it.

Brazil with nukes, people.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 03, 2021 09:28 PM (nI1Kq)

195
Is that hypersonic missile motor diverse?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2021 09:05 PM (63Dwl)


It will be when we give teh designs to China so we won't appear to be a threat to them.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2021 09:28 PM (u0j5n)

196 Person Of Interest
Posted by: John Durham at June 03, 2021 09:19 PM (9MtrY)
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Great series, but it ran for 4.5 seasons, so I don't think it meets the criteria. It was one of those shows that ran just long enough to have a satisfying conclusion and didn't try to do too much, like series that go on forever...
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 09:21 PM (hQrcu)


For some reason, maybe because the network wasn't being compensated as well as other shows (there was a Zuckerberg group that had some inside info on it), CBS soured on it during the last season and rushed the show into ending more quickly than the producers wanted. Very prescient on how the derp state manipulates security and IT matters.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 03, 2021 09:28 PM (y7DUB)

197 Ioan Gruffud had a one season show as an immortal living in modern times. Title was Forever.
Sad it was canceled - he's cute

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2021 09:28 PM (IMQiW)

198 Have never seen any Baa Baa Black Sheep. Pappy Boyington appeared in two episodes. One day at a place I used to volunteer, a guy walked in to donate some items. Top of the stack of Browning black/white photos - pic of Pappy and the guy's father at El Toro, 1943 (?). His father was Pappy's favorite mechanic, and was the top maintenance guy in 214. He also had a real 214 patch (they were all handmade during WWII), and a silk scarf Pappy gave the guys at a reunion in the 60s (black silk, pattern of white sheep on it).

Curator about fainted when I called him to tell him what had just shown up.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2021 09:29 PM (OTzUX)

199 160 TV series that didn't last long?

Time Tunnel.

Land of the Giants.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at June 03, 2021 09:23 PM (QQ6wR)


+1 on those!

Posted by: Gref at June 03, 2021 09:29 PM (AMIL/)

200 Ok.
Say, what about Father Knows Best? Or, Tombstone Territory?
Gunsmoke? Bat Masterson? Leave it to Beaver?
Yeah, pals. Fight me...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 03, 2021 09:29 PM (ucZQI)

201 76 Oh I know! I can't remember the name but it was about 2 sports announcers. It was really funny. I think it may have lasted 2 seasons.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2021 09:06 PM (nxdel)

Sportsnite, I think, was the name of that show. And yes, a lot of fun to watch.
Posted by: tbodie at June 03, 2021 09:13 PM (VzbI

Sports Night. A victim of Aaron Sorkin's success with the West Wing. He couldn't do both shows at the same time.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 03, 2021 09:29 PM (fpng3)

202 Good vs. Evil was a show in late 1990s about two heavenly agents who take on evil in Los Angeles or something. Kind of a funny show in many ways.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 09:29 PM (hQrcu)

203 Captain Hate:
Not that it was a great show at all, but Two Broke Girls was rushed off the air after its producers refused to cut CBS in as producers (for lots of $$$ obviously).

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 09:29 PM (L2ZTs)

204 Barney Miller begat Fish, iirc

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 03, 2021 09:29 PM (8AONa)

205 I just got back to Texas after a week in CA. It's amazing how many sheep there will still wear a mask outdoors, alone with no one around. When walking through downtown SF, I was a 1%'er not wearing a mask.

Posted by: redchief at June 03, 2021 09:29 PM (Kab4E)

206 What are some of your favorite TV series that didn't last long? I mean shows that you really enjoyed that got canceled after a season or two.

Young Indy and the Lost World reboot with hot blond girl who always got muddy

Posted by: Jean at June 03, 2021 09:29 PM (Xih1H)

207 Here Come the Brides, Rat Patrol, Daktari (I think)

Posted by: Musisluse at June 03, 2021 09:29 PM (UKuLO)

208 O my gosh, I watched "the great indoors" too! It was a fun show. I had totally forgotten it.

Posted by: Iris at June 03, 2021 09:29 PM (6lKe4)

209 167 So, what are some shows that overstayed their welcome?
i guess ncis is like that for me. watched it religiously until the earthquake, then stopped. i've got my box programmed to record it, but haven't watched any of the new stuff. have 11 seaons on my apple tv, might have seen one or two episodes since then. trying to bring back ziva just annoyed me.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 03, 2021 09:30 PM (BGdiD)

210 It's remarkable given its huge cultural impact, but Gilligan's Island only ran for 3 seasons.

I love the reference to it in Galaxy Quest, when Gwen incredulously says to the aliens, who think that the TV shows they've been monitoring from outer space are real, "Surely you don't think that Gilligan's Island..." And all the Thermians look wounded and shake their heads: "Ohhhh, those poor people!"

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at June 03, 2021 09:30 PM (YLN09)

211 TV series that didn't last long?

Fawlty Towers. One season.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at June 03, 2021 09:30 PM (QQ6wR)

212 Peter Frampton was a guest star on Black Sheep.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2021 09:30 PM (kTF2Z)

213 2009Refugee, I forgot that one! Thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 09:30 PM (L2ZTs)

214 To the dogfaces of The Hoard, Happy United States Army Birthday, and a Hooah!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2021 09:31 PM (DMUuz)

215 Not that it was a great show at all, but Two Broke Girls was rushed off the air after its producers refused to cut CBS in as producers (for lots of $$$ obviously).
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 09:29 PM (L2ZTs)
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Gad, there now that was a show that was relentlessly hyped and was relentlessly bad.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 03, 2021 09:31 PM (2SdPm)

216 Fawlty Towers. One season.
Posted by: Michael the Texan

"Flowery Twats" - best 'hidden in plain sight' gag ever.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2021 09:31 PM (Rvt88)

217 Deadwood would be the obvious TV series for me. I purchased the seasons on DVD as I watched it. Went to Best Buy to purchase the 4th season and they could not find it anywhere. Couldn't even find it in any stores in the Bay Area. I was pissed and bit their asses for being incompetent. Went home and googled Deadwood seasons, there was only three! Boy was I the dumbass.

Glad they made the movie to close it out. Movie was pretty good too.

Posted by: JROD at June 03, 2021 09:31 PM (0jZnq)

218
And I remember it being paired with some show based on War of the Worlds where the alien invasion was real, was defeated, and the government just pretended it never actually happened.
==

Never saw that one but sounds plausible as a documentary

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2021 09:31 PM (IMQiW)

219 Here's the Mary Tyler Moore Chuckles the Clown funeral:

https://tinyurl.com/47z8r4ak

Posted by: Boswell at June 03, 2021 09:31 PM (5iUNf)

220 Michael the Texan, the impression I have is that BBC series aren't really designed to last very long. They give the writers a lot more leeway in how to wrap things up, I guess.

Monty Python's Flying Circus only ran from 1969 to 1974.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 09:31 PM (L2ZTs)

221 Sledge Hammer! I've been trying to remember the name. I knew it had Hammer but then nothing.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 03, 2021 09:26 PM (1wvEb)

I've been trying to find it steaming, but no dice. And thanks for reminding me - it wasn't "Sledge Hammer," it was "Sledge Hammer!." Whoever wrote that show thought of everything.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 03, 2021 09:32 PM (BJKQV)

222 >>> hmm. short lived TV shows? Well, The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. was sort of a fun western/sci-fi/comedy show that only lasted one season. Had memorable characters (and Bruce "This is my BOOMSTICK!" Campbell!) and interesting villains.
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 09:06 PM (hQrcu)

I'd say BCJ was the real inheritor of The Wild Wild West, certainly better than the movie which was just a vehicle for the star. If they had shows today like BCJ I might even watch tv.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2021 09:32 PM (02UtP)

223 forget where I read it, might have been here earlier today, but I read that people allergic to shellfish should avoid eating cicadas.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 03, 2021 09:11 PM (4a9Vv)

I love shellfish, but cicadas are bugs. NFW!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2021 09:32 PM (K2jhf)

224 "And the rest." That's what they called us.

Posted by: The Professor and Mary Anne at June 03, 2021 09:32 PM (fLVm1)

225 space above and beyond

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 03, 2021 09:32 PM (BGdiD)

226 198 Have never seen any Baa Baa Black Sheep. Pappy Boyington appeared in two episodes. One day at a place I used to volunteer, a guy walked in to donate some items. Top of the stack of Browning black/white photos - pic of Pappy and the guy's father at El Toro, 1943 (?). His father was Pappy's favorite mechanic, and was the top maintenance guy in 214. He also had a real 214 patch (they were all handmade during WWII), and a silk scarf Pappy gave the guys at a reunion in the 60s (black silk, pattern of white sheep on it).

Curator about fainted when I called him to tell him what had just shown up.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2021 09:29 PM (OTzUX)


What's funny is that the actor who played Boyington's superior in the show, Simon Oakland, looks a lot like Boyington in 1942.

Posted by: Gref at June 03, 2021 09:32 PM (AMIL/)

227 Stargate: Universe (2 seasons). I never liked the other series, but something about S:U hit me. The series finale had a cliffhanger of the main geek character being by himself while the rest of the crew is in stasis pods for several years. He had a week to fix a pod or he dies...

Posted by: redchief at June 03, 2021 09:32 PM (Kab4E)

228 blake, yeah I hated how cynical the writing on Two Broke Girls was. Just a complete Chuck Lorre nightmare.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 09:32 PM (L2ZTs)

229 I totally forgot that there was a Fish spinoff.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 03, 2021 09:32 PM (xPl2J)

230 Fawlty Towers. One season.
Posted by: Michael the Texan

"Flowery Twats" - best 'hidden in plain sight' gag ever.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2021 09:31 PM (Rvt8
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True. Hilarious show. One of those shows that could NEVER be made today (the Major character is flat out racist, but absolutely marvelous).

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 09:33 PM (hQrcu)

231 197 Ioan Gruffud had a one season show as an immortal living in modern times. Title was Forever.
Sad it was canceled - he's cute
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2021 09:28 PM (IMQiW)

His role as Horatio Horneblower - Midshipman was an outstanding series.

Try to catch it if you can.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 03, 2021 09:33 PM (BgMrQ)

232 90 Sarah Shahi?

Yes, thank you. Would snog.

In the last few episodes they were filming around her pregnancy.

Posted by: tmitsss at June 03, 2021 09:33 PM (zAbLx)

233

Otherworld 1985

Thrown into another dimension, a family must keep ahead of a tyrannical state's hunters while searching for a way home.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088587

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2021 09:34 PM (63Dwl)

234 Hypersonic missile - don't they have range and payload limits what with the energy required to fly that fast? Memory is fading, but the formulas involved exponents.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 03, 2021 09:34 PM (8AONa)

235 *So, what are some shows that overstayed their welcome? (i.e., they lasted longer than then should have)?*

Castle. The last season was painful to watch. I really liked the show and stayed with it the last 2 seasons but the animosity [IRL] between the main characters really began to show up on screen.

Posted by: tbodie at June 03, 2021 09:34 PM (CjGGv)

236 It's remarkable given its huge cultural impact, but Gilligan's Island only ran for 3 seasons.


That was at a time though when a show could be run for years, day after day in afternoon reruns. It was on after school for decades I think. Probably because it was cheap and appealed to kids.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 03, 2021 09:34 PM (gfzaD)

237 229 I totally forgot that there was a Fish spinoff.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 03, 2021 09:32 PM (xPl2J)

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Fish. You won't be seein' that guy around here no more.

Posted by: Clemenza at June 03, 2021 09:34 PM (fLVm1)

238 200 Ok.
Say, what about Father Knows Best? Or, Tombstone Territory?
Gunsmoke? Bat Masterson? Leave it to Beaver?
Yeah, pals. Fight me...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 03, 2021 09:29 PM (ucZQI)

Yancy Derringer...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 03, 2021 09:34 PM (BgMrQ)

239 The original Space:1999 was only 2 seasons, but it was so dramatically altered for season 2, to try to appeal to the American audience, it was practically a different show.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at June 03, 2021 09:34 PM (YLN09)

240 Short-lived TV series

The American version of Touching Evil.

There was a Blade TV series.

Also a Terminator TV series.

All died before their time.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 03, 2021 09:34 PM (QU5/8)

241 Monty Python's Flying Circus only ran from 1969 to 1974.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 09:31 PM (L2ZTs)
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Yeah, I used to think the Brits were smart enough not to run a series into the ground, but, "Midsommer Murders" and "Silent Witness" still linger on....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 03, 2021 09:34 PM (2SdPm)

242 What's funny is that the actor who played Boyington's superior in the show, Simon Oakland, looks a lot like Boyington in 1942.

Posted by: Gref at June 03, 2021 09:32 PM (AMIL/)

This was one of those shows I grew watching with my parents. Donald P Bellisario was responsible for a lot of my viewing habits.

Posted by: redchief at June 03, 2021 09:34 PM (Kab4E)

243 I just got back to Texas after a week in CA. It's amazing how many sheep there will still wear a mask outdoors, alone with no one around. When walking through downtown SF, I was a 1%'er not wearing a mask.
Posted by: redchief

When I parked and went to lowes for yellow jacket traps after work, I saw a lady driving off, alone, with a mask on, in her suv. Geebus.

Posted by: Infidel at June 03, 2021 09:34 PM (E0OEG)

244 True. Hilarious show. One of those shows that could NEVER be made today (the Major character is flat out racist, but absolutely marvelous).
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 09:33 PM (hQrcu)

Whatever you do, don't mention the war.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 03, 2021 09:34 PM (BJKQV)

245 For some reason, maybe because the network wasn't being compensated as well as other shows (there was a Zuckerberg group that had some inside info on it), CBS soured on it during the last season and rushed the show into ending more quickly than the producers wanted. Very prescient on how the derp state manipulates security and IT matters.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 03, 2021 09:28 PM (y7DUB)

It wasn't produced in-house at CBS (WB) so they wouldn't get any syndication money, so they shit all over it and dropped it early.

I went to high school for a year with Jim Caviezel.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 03, 2021 09:34 PM (fpng3)

246 107 "NBC 2007 1 1/2 seasons LIFE Damian Lewis and Sarah Shahi"

This is the first time I saw Damian Lewis, followed by "Band of Brothers" and then "Billions." Then I heard him give an interview and couldn't believe he's a Brit.

Also: this show was excellent. Very Zen

First time I was aware of Titus Welliver who went to the lead in Bosch

Posted by: tmitsss at June 03, 2021 09:35 PM (zAbLx)

247 I'll be back in a while.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 03, 2021 09:35 PM (ucZQI)

248 Michael the Texan, the impression I have is that BBC series aren't really designed to last very long. They give the writers a lot more leeway in how to wrap things up, I guess.
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That is true. A "season" of Sherlock only has three episodes. The entire series is shorter than most U.S. full seasons of 20-24 episodes.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 09:35 PM (hQrcu)

249 TV series that didn't last long?



Fawlty Towers. One season.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at June 03, 2021 09:30 PM (QQ6wR)

The Brits are weird. Their best shows last a season or two, or they last 40, not much in between.

Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2021 09:35 PM (gJfTA)

250 235 *So, what are some shows that overstayed their welcome? (i.e., they lasted longer than then should have)?*

Castle. The last season was painful to watch. I really liked the show and stayed with it the last 2 seasons but the animosity [IRL] between the main characters really began to show up on screen.

Posted by: tbodie at June 03, 2021 09:34 PM (CjGGv)

Same thing with The Magicians. The 5th season was just meh. The 1st 4 seasons though were great and had a natural end point.

Posted by: redchief at June 03, 2021 09:36 PM (Kab4E)

251 Crime Story and San Pedro Beach Bums

Posted by: ChuckALuck at June 03, 2021 09:36 PM (VjGsQ)

252 "The War Next Door" was a funny spy vs. spy show about two battling secret agents living next to each other in darkest suburbia. I think it lasted 60 seconds but I liked it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 03, 2021 09:36 PM (Dc2NZ)

253 Not that it was a great show at all, but Two Broke Girls was rushed off the air after its producers refused to cut CBS in as producers (for lots of $$$ obviously).
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 09:29 PM (L2ZTs)


Through sheer laziness I automatically watched that show despite the jokes being very predictable, the brunette with semi large cans was really unattractive and the blonde scarecrow was like Coulter with a non defective personality. But yeah they ended it very obviously in a rushed fashion.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 03, 2021 09:36 PM (y7DUB)

254 Frasier, Laverne and Shirley, Rhoda, and Maude all did quite well as spinoffs.

Lots of misses too!

Not a spinoff, but does everyone recall that when Paul Reiser moved in with Helen Hunt (before the start of) Mad About You, he subleased his old apartment to Cosmo Kramer?

Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at June 03, 2021 09:37 PM (IIOyJ)

255 Castle. The last season was painful to watch. I really liked the show and stayed with it the last 2 seasons but the animosity [IRL] between the main characters really began to show up on screen.
Posted by: tbodie at June 03, 2021 09:34 PM (CjGGv)
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Bones.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 03, 2021 09:37 PM (2SdPm)

256 When I parked and went to lowes for yellow jacket
traps after work, I saw a lady driving off, alone, with a mask on, in
her suv. Geebus.

Posted by: Infidel at June 03, 2021 09:34 PM (E0OEG)

I still see people with gloves. What are they thinking? And what is their glove bill?

Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2021 09:37 PM (gJfTA)

257 Firefly.....
(Sad face)

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 03, 2021 09:37 PM (sd8p8)

258 There was an SF/fantasy tv show I only saw recently (last year) coz Amazon had the 1st & 4th season free - Sanctuary. Luckily the library had seasons 2 & 3

Amanda Tapping was the Main Character

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2021 09:37 PM (IMQiW)

259 What's funny is that the actor who played Boyington's superior in the show, Simon Oakland, looks a lot like Boyington in 1942.
Posted by: Gref at June 03, 2021 09:32 PM (AMIL/)

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To tie a couple of shows together, Simon Oakland was also Kolchak's boss.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2021 09:38 PM (kTF2Z)

260 That is true. A "season" of Sherlock only has three
episodes. The entire series is shorter than most U.S. full seasons of
20-24 episodes.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 09:35 PM (hQrcu)
The episodes are the equivalent of a TV movie though (80-90 minutes). It's funny, the best episode of Sherlock and House both revolve around the same concept of 3 stories being told by Holmes/House at once.

Posted by: redchief at June 03, 2021 09:38 PM (Kab4E)

261 >>>Frasier, Laverne and Shirley, Rhoda, and Maude all did quite well as spinoffs.

also The Jeffersons

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 03, 2021 09:38 PM (xPl2J)

262 Most recently, Timeless. That was an enjoyable show that ended too soon.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 03, 2021 09:38 PM (fpng3)

263 241 Yeah, I used to think the Brits were smart enough not to run a series
into the ground, but, "Midsommer Murders" and "Silent Witness" still
linger on....

morse -> inspector lewis -> endeavour. like 'em all though, even though they do get woke.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 03, 2021 09:38 PM (BGdiD)

264 207 Here Come the Brides, Rat Patrol, Daktari (I think)
Posted by: Musisluse at June 03, 2021 09:29 PM (UKuLO)

Oh my, Rat Patrol...

I/We got mileage out of that show/concept all the way through college.

Good times, good times...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 03, 2021 09:38 PM (BgMrQ)

265 There was a show about alien reptiles called V. Was it a series that was cancelled or a mini series?

I don't think it was all that great, but I remember the main female villain was pretty.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 09:38 PM (5p7BC)

266 Same thing with The Magicians. The 5th season was just meh. The 1st 4 seasons though were great and had a natural end point.
Posted by: redchief at June 03, 2021 09:36 PM (Kab4E)
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I felt that way about the first couple of seasons of The Last Ship. Seasons 1 and 2 were excellent and terrifying. Seasons 3-5 showed that the producers were clearly reaching for ways to make the title "The Last Ship" make sense, as the time skips between seasons meant that the world had somewhat recovered.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 09:38 PM (hQrcu)

267 Not a spinoff, but does everyone recall that when Paul Reiser moved in with Helen Hunt (before the start of) Mad About You, he subleased his old apartment to Cosmo Kramer?
Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at June 03, 2021 09:37 PM (IIOyJ)

And that the obnoxious waitress Ursula was Phoebe from "Friends" sister?

All part of the Reiserverse.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 03, 2021 09:39 PM (BJKQV)

268 Ioan Gruffud had a one season show as an immortal living in modern times. Title was Forever.
Sad it was canceled - he's cute
Posted by: vmom stabby


Have you seen Harrow? It's an Aussie show in which he plays a medical examiner. Mebbe kind of like Bones with a touch of House craziness.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 03, 2021 09:39 PM (nI1Kq)

269 Vmom-
I was just thinking of Forever as well. A neat story. I was so sad when it got cancelled.

Spinoff of all spinoffs is NCIS from JAG, and then giving birth to 3 shows.


Also, I am having my first glass of wine in months since finishing chemo! Celebrate.

Posted by: Sassy at June 03, 2021 09:39 PM (tUGnI)

270 Well, worse than the rookie mistake of reading the post first, I had to make a run to town and now it's 250+ comments in.

*grabs trenching shovel*
*digs in*

Posted by: mindful webworker - somewhere over the rainstorm at June 03, 2021 09:39 PM (0DVOr)

271 Ooohhh - useless spinoff trivia: Rockford Files tried to spin off Richie Brockel-something.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 03, 2021 09:39 PM (8AONa)

272 The reboot of the V series got canceled. I thought it was ok but mostly watched it for the main sexy lizard chick antagonist.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2021 09:39 PM (02UtP)

273 Flo was a spin off of Alice 'Kiss my grits'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 03, 2021 09:40 PM (4fSQf)

274 Tour of Duty - Infantry squad in Vietnam

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 03, 2021 09:40 PM (1wvEb)

275 Was that the one with Bill Bixby or David Cassidy?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 03, 2021 09:40 PM (vuisn)

276 Lou Grant and Trapper John MD were unique in that they were drama spinoffs from comedies.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 03, 2021 09:40 PM (xPl2J)

277 There was a show about alien reptiles called V. Was it a series that was cancelled or a mini series?

I don't think it was all that great, but I remember the main female villain was pretty.
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That's an odd one. The original "V" was a miniseries that ran for a few episodes. Then it was reborn into a full-length series before it was cancelled. Then a remake came out in 2009 (I think) that only lasted a couple of seasons.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 09:40 PM (hQrcu)

278 All part of the Reiserverse.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 03, 2021 09:39 PM (BJKQV)

And then he played that part in Aliens where he went against his normal character.

He played an unctuous/smarmy weasel really well.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 03, 2021 09:40 PM (BgMrQ)

279 190 It's remarkable given its huge cultural impact, but Gilligan's Island only ran for 3 seasons.
Posted by: pep at June 03, 2021 09:27 PM (v16oJ)

And that, Your Honor, is when the Ginger vs. Maryanne fight began.

Posted by: tbodie at June 03, 2021 09:41 PM (VzbI8)

280 265 There was a show about alien reptiles called V. Was it a series that was cancelled or a mini series?
started out as a miniseries, turned into a series. there was an attempted reboot series a few years ago; never watched the reboot.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 03, 2021 09:41 PM (BGdiD)

281 All part of the Reiserverse.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 03, 2021 09:39 PM (BJKQV)

Paul Reiser will always be the greedy asshole from Weyland-Yutani.

Posted by: redchief at June 03, 2021 09:41 PM (Kab4E)

282 alien nation

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 03, 2021 09:41 PM (BGdiD)

283 Moonlighting with Bruce Willis and Cyril Shepherd was good until they got it on. Lots of series are good while there is sexual tension between the leads but then when they finally get together....boring.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 03, 2021 09:41 PM (sd8p8)

284 >>251 Crime Story and San Pedro Beach Bums
Posted by: ChuckALuck at June 03, 2021 09:36 PM (VjGsQ)

Football, you bet.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 03, 2021 09:41 PM (vuisn)

285 Looks like it was a series, ran for 2 seasons.

The British version of House of Cards was very good, I think it was only 3 seasons.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 09:41 PM (5p7BC)

286 Newsradio was probably the best sitcom ever made but never got the attention it deserved.
Red Dwarf is the best comedy/sci-fi ever made but also never got a huge following, and it's been running (off and on) since 1998.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 03, 2021 09:42 PM (BJKQV)

287 280
started out as a miniseries, turned into a series. there was an attempted reboot series a few years ago; never watched the reboot.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 03, 2021 09:41 PM (BGdiD)

I watched it for you....you owe me whiskey for my sacrifice.

Posted by: redchief at June 03, 2021 09:42 PM (Kab4E)

288 Have you seen Harrow? It's an Aussie show in which he plays a medical examiner. Mebbe kind of like Bones with a touch of House craziness.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 03, 2021 09:39 PM (nI1Kq)

No, I'll have to find that

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2021 09:42 PM (IMQiW)

289 The reboot of the V series got canceled. I thought it was ok but mostly watched it for the main sexy lizard chick antagonist.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2021 09:39 PM (02UtP)

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Until she unhinged her jaw and ate a guinea pig.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2021 09:42 PM (kTF2Z)

290 Oh. Rip Tide is another.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 03, 2021 09:42 PM (1wvEb)

291 Newsradio was the best sitcom of the 90s and in the top five all time.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 03, 2021 09:42 PM (xPl2J)

292 endeavour. like 'em all though, even though they do get woke.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 03, 2021 09:38 PM (BGdiD)
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Endeavor is good, though, oddly enough, I like Detective Thursday the best of the characters in the show.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 03, 2021 09:43 PM (2SdPm)

293 There was a show about alien reptiles called V. Was it a series that was cancelled or a mini series?

I don't think it was all that great, but I remember the main female villain was pretty.
Posted by: Dave in Fla


The 80's one? IIRC, it was a TV movie first then NBC pushed it into a series that lasted like 3 seasons. It wasn't very, it just had some tame grotesquery and standard H-wood sci-fi-not-sci-fi.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 03, 2021 09:43 PM (nI1Kq)

294

It looks like Ingraham is having a wardrobe malfunction right now -- something with her right sleeve...

Posted by: Zettai at June 03, 2021 09:43 PM (OIvjJ)

295 Sharon, the legend is that Bruce and Cybill never got along very well, but after the huge success of Die Hard, working with Willis just became impossible for everyone; he looked down on Moonlighting from that point on and made clear everyone knew it.

On top of that, the network didn't really have any respect for the show and Glen Gordon Caron finally just got fed up and killed it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 09:43 PM (L2ZTs)

296 petrocelli

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 03, 2021 09:43 PM (BGdiD)

297 Was V the series where a cop and reptile alien were partners or am I mixing that up with a movie?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 03, 2021 09:43 PM (sd8p8)

298 To tie a couple of shows together, Simon Oakland was also Kolchak's boss.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2021 09:38 PM (kTF2Z)


He was also San Francisco Police Lieutenant Bullitt's boss.

Posted by: Gref at June 03, 2021 09:43 PM (AMIL/)

299 Until she unhinged her jaw and ate a guinea pig.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2021 09:42 PM (kTF2Z)

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The Paolo, he know this woman.

Posted by: The Paolo at June 03, 2021 09:43 PM (fLVm1)

300 The British version of House of Cards was very good, I think it was only 3 seasons.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 09:41 PM (5p7BC)

Absolutely outstanding series.

Ian Richardson as Francis Urquhart: "I couldn't possibly comment".

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 03, 2021 09:43 PM (BgMrQ)

301 A recent show - my wife and I really liked October Faction. Only lasted one season, but was rather interesting.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 03, 2021 09:43 PM (CAJOC)

302 291 Newsradio was the best sitcom of the 90s and in the top five all time.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 03, 2021 09:42 PM (xPl2J)

RIP Phil Hartman.

Posted by: redchief at June 03, 2021 09:43 PM (Kab4E)

303 Speaking of the Reiserverse, having him be the villain in Aliens was the greatest casting move ever.

Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at June 03, 2021 09:43 PM (IIOyJ)

304 Hardcastle and McCormick...3 seasoner

Posted by: a dude in MI at June 03, 2021 09:44 PM (+I6Y/)

305 Was V the series where a cop and reptile alien were partners or am I mixing that up with a movie?

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Alien Nation

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 09:44 PM (hQrcu)

306 297 Was V the series where a cop and reptile alien were partners or am I mixing that up with a movie?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 03, 2021 09:43 PM (sd8p

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Are you sure you're not confusing V with Alien Nation?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 03, 2021 09:44 PM (CAJOC)

307 Was V the series where a cop and reptile alien were partners or am I mixing that up with a movie?

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Alien Nation, which was both a movie and a tv show.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 09:44 PM (hQrcu)

308 baretta

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 03, 2021 09:44 PM (BGdiD)

309 296 petrocelli
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 03, 2021 09:43 PM (BGdiD)


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Love it, but not with tomato-based sauce.

Olive oil. Extra virgin.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2021 09:44 PM (fLVm1)

310 V is the miniseries, I believe, where the aliens come in peace... but everyone is wondering, why are they so nice to us earthlings?

Then the answer comes...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 09:45 PM (L2ZTs)

311 75 41 I liked Tales of the Gold Monkey. I don't recall a single episode but I do recall liking it quite a bit.
Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2021 09:07 PM (gJfTA)

That was a fun one...
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That was a show trying to cash in on the Indiana Jones fever of the early 1980s. It starred Stephen Collins, who has some legal issues later in his career (got a bit too friendly with some of his minor co-workers).
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 09:12 PM (hQrcu)


Interestingly (well, to me) is the pitch for Gold Monkey predates Raiders. When the movie became a hit the studios went digging for things they could ape off it and hey, here is this pitch (don't remember if it had gotten a pilot or not). So it both existed before and because of Raiders.

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 09:45 PM (Ojki1)

312 297 Was V the series where a cop and reptile alien were partners or am I mixing that up with a movie?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 03, 2021 09:43 PM (sd8p

There was Alien Nation. But that actually improved upon the movie (which was just a cookie cutter buddy-cop movie)

Posted by: redchief at June 03, 2021 09:45 PM (Kab4E)

313 Anachronda: don't do the crime if you can't do the time!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 09:45 PM (L2ZTs)

314 Hypersonic weapons can fly at greater than five times the speed of sound and would put most targets around the globe at risk within minutes.

US Navy, you say? I'll be rich!

Posted by: Beijing Biden at June 03, 2021 09:45 PM (JioHo)

315 291 Newsradio was the best sitcom of the 90s and in the top five all time.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 03, 2021 09:42 PM (xPl2J)

By far.
Out of all of the actors in it I never would have guessed that Joe Rogan would have been the one to be come a superstar.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 03, 2021 09:45 PM (BJKQV)

316 The reboot of the V series got canceled. I thought it was ok but mostly watched it for the main sexy lizard chick antagonist.

I watched it faithfully, hoping it would eventually get off its ass and go somewhere. But it just sort of meandered around with a perpetual cat and mouse game between the lizard queen alien and the mopey policewoman, never raising the stakes properly. In the end it just petered out with the aliens taking over, and no idea of how the remaining non-coopted humans were going to fight back.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at June 03, 2021 09:46 PM (YLN09)

317 292 Endeavor is good, though, oddly enough, I like Detective Thursday the best of the characters in the show.
can't really disagree with you there.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 03, 2021 09:46 PM (BGdiD)

318 310 V is the miniseries, I believe, where the aliens come in peace... but everyone is wondering, why are they so nice to us earthlings?

Then the answer comes...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 09:45 PM (L2ZTs)

When the title of the book is "To Serve Man"...assume it's a cookbook.

Posted by: redchief at June 03, 2021 09:46 PM (Kab4E)

319 redchief, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 09:46 PM (L2ZTs)

320 I went to high school for a year with Jim Caviezel.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 03, 2021 09:34 PM (fpng3)


He seems like one of the really good guys of popular entertainment. Did you get to know him at all?

Because of my infatuation with his role in Person of Interest I've seen almost all his movies. Some are better than others but two that flew under the radar which are extremely powerful are "The Stoning of Soraya M." and "My Name is David"; in both of them he just has small roles but thought it was very important that they get made. His moral compass seems very well calibrated.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 03, 2021 09:46 PM (y7DUB)

321 184 It's interesting to me that the shows Taxi and Barney Miller never had any spinoffs (that I know of at least).

Barney Miller did try a spin-off with Abe Vigoda: Fish

Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J. Trump is our duly elected president at June 03, 2021 09:47 PM (8/7u2)

322 >>> True. Hilarious show. One of those shows that could NEVER be made today (the Major character is flat out racist, but absolutely marvelous).
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 09:33 PM (hQrcu)


It was syndicated and very popular throughout Europe. But they always had the sense to change the background of the stupid butler. In Spain he could be a stupid French man, In France a dumb Italian, etc.. Just playing on racial old world rivalries.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2021 09:47 PM (02UtP)

323 Yeah, I used to think the Brits were smart enough not to run a series into the ground,...
Posted by: blake

A lot of the best brit stuff is based on novels, and they get the OK from the author/estate to keep it true to the character. It also means if they run out of material, the show is over. I guess that doesn't explain anything since in the US they just keep making shit up. Maybe the market is more sensitive over there since the book buyers and fans are what drives the fanbase.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 03, 2021 09:47 PM (gfzaD)

324 By far.
Out of all of the actors in it I never would have guessed that Joe Rogan would have been the one to be come a superstar.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 03, 2021 09:45 PM (BJKQV)

Yeah Phil Hartman's career really died...

Too Soon???

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 03, 2021 09:47 PM (BgMrQ)

325 310 V is the miniseries, I believe, where the aliens come in peace... but everyone is wondering, why are they so nice to us earthlings?

Then the answer comes...
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 09:45 PM (L2ZTs)

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Stars the Beastmaster himself, Marc Singer.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 03, 2021 09:47 PM (CAJOC)

326 Wasn't there a Baretta spin-off featuring his bird?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 03, 2021 09:47 PM (vuisn)

327 As far as I know, Tales of The Gold Monkey is the only show to ever have a dog who wears an eye patch.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2021 09:47 PM (kTF2Z)

328 Hypersonic missile - don't they have range and payload limits what with the energy required to fly that fast? Memory is fading, but the formulas involved exponents.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 03, 2021 09:34 PM (8AONa)

Well, the Flying Crowbar didn't have those limitations.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2021 09:48 PM (K2jhf)

329 By far.

Out of all of the actors in it I never would have guessed that Joe Rogan would have been the one to be come a superstar.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 03, 2021 09:45 PM (BJKQV)

I have said and thought the same thing. Certainly Root was the best actor. And Maura Tierney is good too. But yeah, that is funny.

Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2021 09:48 PM (gJfTA)

330 Newradio was awesome. There was not a weak character on that show.

It wasn't just him, but Phil Hartman was amazing in everything he did. What a tragedy.

Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at June 03, 2021 09:48 PM (IIOyJ)

331 The Trump presidency was a one hit wonder. Dunno if you'd call it "one season" tho'.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2021 09:48 PM (3H9h1)

332 The libs will have to pry the beef ribs from my cold, dead greasy hands.


Don't know remember long Rat Patrol was on but is wasn't nearly enough.

Posted by: Ripley at June 03, 2021 09:48 PM (PTDkx)

333 Speaking from a knowledgeable source; Louie always traveled with Mary Jane and all the cops and all the venue management knew it too.

Just walk, if you were permitted, into his dressing room and you knew Mary was there.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2021 09:48 PM (4T6sM)

334
Abe Vigoda had been dead for what, 2 years, when they tried Fish, right?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 03, 2021 09:48 PM (Mzdiz)

335 Shocked no one's mentioned Blackadder yet. :-)
(Or have they and I missed it?)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 09:48 PM (L2ZTs)

336 Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 03, 2021 09:46 PM (y7DUB)

He was there for his junior year when I was a sophomore. We didn't have any classes together.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 03, 2021 09:48 PM (fpng3)

337 I loved Timeless too. That was fun.

I watched The Last Ship too. The first season was Noah's Arc, the 3rd ? Season was in the Mediterranean Sea/Greek Isles and it had strong echos of The Odyssey. I was reading that at the same time with my high schooler. Surreal.

Posted by: Sassy at June 03, 2021 09:48 PM (tUGnI)

338 Fawlty Towers is brilliant.

A show that went on too long is Big Bang Theory. We still watched it, but honestly, it could have ended maybe five seasons sooner, and it would have been much better if they had let Sheldon have some actual character growth instead of turning him into a caricature. When I started watching that show early on, I felt that the viewer was supposed to identify with Leonard as the mostly-normal person surrounded by weirdos, but I actually identified with Sheldon as the weird person surrounded by mostly-normal people. But they made him weirder and less sympathetic over time.

Two Broke Girls had three or four pretty funny jokes during their multi-year run.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 03, 2021 09:48 PM (G6Lqs)

339 Back then Americans respected their icons an kept it that way.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2021 09:49 PM (4T6sM)

340 N.Y.P.D.

Jack Warden and Frank Converse.

Two seasons.

Posted by: Gref at June 03, 2021 09:49 PM (AMIL/)

341 335 Shocked no one's mentioned Blackadder yet. :-)
(Or have they and I missed it?)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 09:48 PM (L2ZTs)

Not a fan of Mr Bean...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 03, 2021 09:49 PM (BgMrQ)

342 Because of my infatuation with his role in Person of Interest I've seen almost all his movies. Some are better than others but two that flew under the radar which are extremely powerful are "The Stoning of Soraya M." and "My Name is David"; in both of them he just has small roles but thought it was very important that they get made. His moral compass seems very well calibrated.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 03, 2021 09:46 PM (y7DUB)
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I understand he is a very devout Catholic.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 09:49 PM (hQrcu)

343 Joe Rogan has had Dave Foley on his podcast a few times and they were good shows.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 03, 2021 09:49 PM (xPl2J)

344 Almost Human. Karl Urban was a cop in a the future where there are also android cop partners but he hates them and is given an old model that is much more human behaving than the current models.

Posted by: buzzion at June 03, 2021 09:49 PM (vMCab)

345 >>> Until she unhinged her jaw and ate a guinea pig.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2021 09:42 PM (kTF2Z)


But, you see, she did all that in a cute sexy way. Really.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2021 09:49 PM (02UtP)

346 327 As far as I know, Tales of The Gold Monkey is the only show to ever have a dog who wears an eye patch.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2021 09:47 PM (kTF2Z


Holy crap! I remember that show!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 03, 2021 09:49 PM (4fSQf)

347 Ok. Now what?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 03, 2021 09:50 PM (ucZQI)

348 On the Simpsons, there was an Emmy-type awards show just for animated series. All of the shows kids fare (this was in the 90s). One of the writers in the audience was outraged that his show didn't win, so walked out, yelling "Forget you guys, I'm out of here. I'm going to finally write that show about the sassy robot!"

A couple of years later, the beginning of Futurama was the end of the mojo for Simpsons.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at June 03, 2021 09:50 PM (ybIRR)

349 The PJs. Claymation and Eddie Murphy at their best.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 03, 2021 09:50 PM (r1z5A)

350 When I parked and went to lowes for yellow jacket traps after work, I saw a lady driving off, alone, with a mask on, in her suv. Geebus.
Posted by: Infidel at June 03, 2021 09:34 PM (E0OEG)

Saw a young black guy strolling down Leva Avenue in Red Deer today, in the hot summer sunshine, all masked up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2021 09:50 PM (K2jhf)

351 A couple more series that were good, but, didn't last:

"Sensitive Skin" with Kim Cattrall was killed off, and it seemed to have decent potential.

Another series, "Striking Out" just sort of went away, for no real good reason.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 03, 2021 09:50 PM (2SdPm)

352 Get A Life, with Chris Elliott

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 03, 2021 09:50 PM (cwI4U)

353 301 A recent show - my wife and I really liked October Faction. Only lasted one season, but was rather interesting.
Posted by: No One of Consequence

Saw that, had potential

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2021 09:50 PM (IMQiW)

354 347 Ok. Now what?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 03, 2021 09:50 PM (ucZQI)


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Take this sparkler and wait outside.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2021 09:50 PM (fLVm1)

355 Does anyone else remember a sitcom from the 1980s that was a takeoff on old fairy tales, called The Charmings?

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 09:50 PM (L2ZTs)

356 I watched The Last Ship too. The first season was Noah's Arc, the 3rd ? Season was in the Mediterranean Sea/Greek Isles and it had strong echos of The Odyssey. I was reading that at the same time with my high schooler. Surreal.
Posted by: Sassy at June 03, 2021 09:48 PM (tUGnI)
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Season 3 took place in the Pacific against the Chinese. Season 4 is the Mediterranean adventure with Robocop creating a devastating plant fungus that destroys the world's food supply.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 09:51 PM (hQrcu)

357 I wouldn't call Joe Rogan a superstar. He's maybe the Merv Griffin of the Internet, if that.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 03, 2021 09:51 PM (vuisn)

358 I vaguely remember V and Alien Nation and then there was the movie District 9.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 03, 2021 09:51 PM (sd8p8)

359 Oh, I just remembered a terrible show that lasted only 1 season (14 episodes): Hell Town, with Robert Blake as Father Noah 'Hardstep' Rivers, an ex-con turned Catholic priest with a parish in the slums. The opening credits are on YouTube, complete with a statue of the Virgin Mary being hit by gunshots. We used to watch it with a friend who was the secretary to the Archbishop in our town, and she was always ranting about how bad the Catholic details were: "You can't wear blue vestments in July! Blue is only for one day in Advent! It has to be GREEN!"

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at June 03, 2021 09:51 PM (YLN09)

360 The Last Ship was terrific.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 03, 2021 09:51 PM (sd8p8)

361 344 Almost Human.
episode 2 was about sexbots.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 03, 2021 09:51 PM (BGdiD)

362 Favorite short-lived shows? (Fun fact: that's a long I, because it comes from the noun life, not the verb live.) I'd have to say the Beeb's Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency from a few years ago, with Frodo as Dirk's hapless sidekick. It captured the spirit of the books very well. My husband and I both really enjoyed it, but we never recommended it to anyone because it was so offbeat, so I guess we were part of the reason it got canceled after just two seasons.

I don't know what roll viewership played in it as its number were low (Doctor Who is dropping like a rock but the Beeb seems to be OK with it continually doing it) but Detective Agency was created/show run by Max Landis (Son of Famous director John Landis-Blues Brothers, American Werewolf in London, that segment of The Twilight Zone movie with the helicopter) and Max got himself wrapped up in #MeToo at that time.

So any talk of Netflix or whomever picking it up and continuing it died right there and then.

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 09:52 PM (Ojki1)

363 Not a fan of Mr Bean...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 03, 2021 09:49 PM (BgMrQ)
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"Black Adder Goes Forth" has an ending that is probably one of the finest ever filmed.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 03, 2021 09:52 PM (2SdPm)

364 Also really liked the Librarians. Good dumb popcorn level TV show.

Posted by: buzzion at June 03, 2021 09:52 PM (vMCab)

365 DrMabuse, LOL.
That show was slated to run after episodes of Highway To Heaven.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 09:52 PM (L2ZTs)

366 Despite a really long run, the writing for Blue Bloods seems to get better every season.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 03, 2021 09:52 PM (y7DUB)

367 I also liked Just Shoot Me!. San Giancomo is a very skilled actor. She is a thinker, and probably better at directing, and coming up with ideas. Also she doesn't do a lot of stuff, so I guess she was very serious about her choices. The only movies I recall her being in were Sex, Lies, and Videotape, and Pretty Woman.

A funny thing about Just Shoot ME!. For some reason almost ever actor from NewsRadio appeared on the show. There was Root, Andy Dick, Foley, and Rogan. There was also a lot of crossover with bit players like Posehn.

Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2021 09:53 PM (gJfTA)

368 I don't know what roll viewership played in it as
its number were low (Doctor Who is dropping like a rock but the Beeb
seems to be OK with it continually doing it) but Detective Agency was
created/show run by Max Landis (Son of Famous director John Landis-Blues
Brothers, American Werewolf in London, that segment of The Twilight
Zone movie with the helicopter) and Max got himself wrapped up in #MeToo
at that time.



So any talk of Netflix or whomever picking it up and continuing it died right there and then.

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 09:52 PM (Ojki1)

If you ever have a chance, go watch the video of Max Landis monologue the death and return of Superman while drinking Johnnie Walker.

Posted by: redchief at June 03, 2021 09:54 PM (Kab4E)

369 What are some of your favorite TV series that didn't last long?

The Grinder. Rob Lowe was awesome.

The Goode Family. Anything Mike Judge does is excellent.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 03, 2021 09:54 PM (LurCu)

370 364 Also really liked the Librarians. Good dumb popcorn level TV show.
Posted by: buzzion at June 03, 2021 09:52 PM (vMCab)

We loved it. The whole show was brightly lit, the energy and optimism was fun.
The movies were also fun.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2021 09:54 PM (IMQiW)

371

"Diana" makes sexy and eats a guinea pig:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhkRYVpxNrQ


Posted by: Zettai at June 03, 2021 09:54 PM (OIvjJ)

372 "Andy Barker, P.I." with Andy Richter. It was like six episodes.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 03, 2021 09:54 PM (Dc2NZ)

373 Update on our bat situation from last night...
I had it trapped in the small downstairs bathroom, this was a noisy one. I've dealt w/ maybe 5 or 6 before in the 30 some yrs we've lived here. Often can chase them out an open window.

This time I'm recovering from major back surgery so was just not feeling up to do the capture myself. Called county animal control and they showed up and did a great job.

Somehow I missed Taq's bday, belated good wishes. And it was nice to hear from Slap, I must write this down, his bday is 5/30. Good to hear he is doing well.

Posted by: Farmer at June 03, 2021 09:54 PM (55Qr6)

374 I also liked Just Shoot Me!. San Giancomo is a very skilled actor. She is a thinker, and probably better at directing, and coming up with ideas. Also she doesn't do a lot of stuff, so I guess she was very serious about her choices. The only movies I recall her being in were Sex, Lies, and Videotape, and Pretty Woman.

Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2021 09:53 PM (gJfTA)

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Quigley Down Under.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 03, 2021 09:54 PM (2SdPm)

375 "Black Adder Goes Forth" has an ending that is probably one of the finest ever filmed.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 03, 2021 09:52 PM (2SdPm)

A lot of folks love him in all forms. I just never got it...that's on me I suppose.

In his favor he's a car enthusiast, not quite as robust as Jay Leno, but he loves him some exotic wheels.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 03, 2021 09:55 PM (BgMrQ)

376 "Bigfoot and Wildboy" was pretty great.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 03, 2021 09:55 PM (vuisn)

377 As I recall, the dog had a glass eye but Stephen Collins lost it in a poker game. The dog was somewhat bitter about that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2021 09:55 PM (kTF2Z)

378 Candle Cove

Posted by: Static Watcher at June 03, 2021 09:55 PM (MX4n0)

379 Also really liked the Librarians. Good dumb popcorn level TV show.
Posted by: buzzion at June 03, 2021 09:52 PM (vMCab

Word.

Posted by: tbodie at June 03, 2021 09:55 PM (VzbI8)

380 The Storyteller with John Hurt and a bunch of muppets.

Sean Bean plays a smaller role in one of them. Other "that guy" appearances are common.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at June 03, 2021 09:56 PM (ybIRR)

381 346 327 As far as I know, Tales of The Gold Monkey is the only show to ever have a dog who wears an eye patch.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Holy crap! I remember that show!
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Dangermouse. DM was a mouse with an eye patch ...

Posted by: Adriane the Classical Vengefulist ... at June 03, 2021 09:56 PM (okV1R)

382 "Bigfoot and Wildboy" was pretty great.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 03, 2021 09:55 PM (vuisn)
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Now THERE's a blast from the past. Right up there with Lidsville!

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 09:56 PM (hQrcu)

383 "Black Adder Goes Forth" has an ending that is probably one of the finest ever filmed.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 03, 2021 09:52 PM (2SdPm)

I saw the final Blackadder installment at the Millenium Dome in London. They made the show just for the Millenium Dome, during the Millenium. Later it came out and was seen in other places.

An obscure Atkinson series I used to watch on pbs was called The Thin Blue Line. It wasn't great, but it was pretty damn funny. A couple of those local brit actors made it into major movies.

Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2021 09:56 PM (gJfTA)

384 Dangermouse. DM was a mouse with an eye patch ...
Posted by: Adriane the Classical Vengefulist ... at June 03, 2021 09:56 PM (okV1R)

My oldest loved Dangermouse!

A very underrated cartoon...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 03, 2021 09:56 PM (BgMrQ)

385 For sure Frasier was the most successful spinoff. It was the Godfather 2 of Spinoffs.


Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2021 09:17 PM (gJfTA)

Ahem

Posted by: Law & Order: Fill in the Blank at June 03, 2021 09:57 PM (BMmaB)

386 378 Candle Cove
Posted by: Static Watcher at June 03, 2021 09:55 PM (MX4n0)

Sometimes it comes back. Mostly at night.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 03, 2021 09:57 PM (Dc2NZ)

387 I remember a very short-lived Fox sitcom called The Pitts. Supposedly about the world's most unlucky family.

It had... *bad* plots. Typical example: "the family buys a VW Bug that turns out to be evil." :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 09:57 PM (L2ZTs)

388 355 Does anyone else remember a sitcom from the 1980s that was a takeoff on old fairy tales, called The Charmings?
Posted by: qdpsteve

Snow White ,Prince, kids & evil queen mother in law in modern day suburbia

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2021 09:57 PM (IMQiW)

389
A funny thing about Just Shoot ME!. For some reason almost ever actor from NewsRadio appeared on the show. There was Root, Andy Dick, Foley, and Rogan. There was also a lot of crossover with bit players like Posehn.
Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2021 09:53 PM (gJfTA)


Read that and made the guess that probably one the creators/producers had a connection to NewsRadio, and wouldn't you know it.

In 1991[4] the two formed a production company, Brillstein-Grey Entertainment, which packages programming and manages talent. They were responsible for such shows as NewsRadio, Just Shoot Me!,

Posted by: buzzion at June 03, 2021 09:57 PM (vMCab)

390 364 Also really liked the Librarians. Good dumb popcorn level TV show.
Posted by: buzzion at June 03, 2021 09:52 PM (vMCab)

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That was a good one. We enjoyed the original Librarian movie, so I'm kinda surprised it took us this long to watch the series. But it got quite a few seasons, so while I would have liked to have more seasons (and more Rebecca Romijn!), it at least had a chance to wrap up.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 03, 2021 09:57 PM (CAJOC)

391 Quigley Down Under.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 03, 2021 09:54 PM (2SdPm)

good call, she was very good in that one.

Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2021 09:57 PM (gJfTA)

392 A lot of folks love him in all forms. I just never got it...that's on me I suppose.

In his favor he's a car enthusiast, not quite as robust as Jay Leno, but he loves him some exotic wheels.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 03, 2021 09:55 PM (BgMrQ)
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Oddly enough, considering the "Mr Bean" stuff, Rowan Atkinson has done some really good things, such as "Black Adder" and a turn as a detective in a show, "Maigret."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 03, 2021 09:58 PM (2SdPm)

393 Hypersonic missile - don't they have range and payload limits what with the energy required to fly that fast? Memory is fading, but the formulas involved exponents.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 03, 2021 09:34 PM (8AONa)

Something about friction, plasma interfering with controls, and some sort of terminal guidance problem. And, the whole lack of targets problem.

Posted by: Jean at June 03, 2021 09:58 PM (Xih1H)

394 vmom, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)

395 Ahem


Posted by: Law Order: Fill in the Blank


That truly was a spin-off sow...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 03, 2021 09:58 PM (r1z5A)

396 Twin Peaks was only 2 seasons
Posted by: In Exile

Lady friend and I finally finished season 2 over Memorial Day weekend. We are both Twin Peaks virgins. The second season was about 14-16 episodes too long: The movie was awesome and terrifying stuff. We loved it. We are really digging season 3 and burning though it every late night and early morning when she jogs over.

She had an old strobe light and snuck it into my bedroom. Her hair turns more blonde in the summer. She set up the strobe light when I was in the shower at 3am Tuesday morning, and did make up like Laura Palmer with the lipstick all fucked up. When I came out she was making the Laura Palmer faces of screaming and terror and fear. I about had a damn heart attack, and I did scream.

I don't know how I could ever top that prank because prank wars never end, but I'm open to suggestions tho.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 03, 2021 09:58 PM (9o5Hv)

397 I have a question for mechanically inclined Morons. I have a Toro zero turn mower that I can't get started. It worked fine last week, but when I went to start it this week, nothing. I thought it was the solenoid so I replaced that, but it still didn't start. I then looked at the ignition switch and it came apart in my hands. Oh that must've been it, I thought, so I replaced it. It still won't start. If I short across the terminals on the solenoid I can get it to crank, but I have no idea what else could be wrong. Anyone have any suggestions?

Posted by: Weirddave at June 03, 2021 09:59 PM (8Cs8c)

398 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

Posted by: kbdabear at June 03, 2021 09:59 PM (qAR6u)

399 391 Quigley Down Under.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 03, 2021 09:54 PM (2SdPm)

good call, she was very good in that one.
Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2021 09:57 PM (gJfTA)

A supporting role in Pretty Woman too...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 03, 2021 09:59 PM (BgMrQ)

400 Going to go jump back into the 1000 pg book I'm trying to read.
Maybe bbl

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 03, 2021 09:59 PM (sd8p8)

401 346 327 As far as I know, Tales of The Gold Monkey is the only show to ever have a dog who wears an eye patch.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2021 09:47 PM (kTF2Z


Holy crap! I remember that show!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 03, 2021 09:49 PM (4fSQf)

I vaguely remember it as well, I think I liked it

Posted by: a dude in MI at June 03, 2021 09:59 PM (+I6Y/)

402 One show that went on too long, I'm sorry to say, was Columbo. Not the 7 seasons of the original series: that was great. But it was revived in the 90s for another 6 seasons, and those were really very inferior. Peter Falk was just too old to play the role, the writing was nowhere near the level of the 70s, and with a handful of exceptions, the episodes were pretty lame.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at June 03, 2021 09:59 PM (YLN09)

403 382 "Bigfoot and Wildboy" was pretty great.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 03, 2021 09:55 PM (vuisn)
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Now THERE's a blast from the past. Right up there with Lidsville!
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 09:56 PM (hQrcu)
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The 70's were a trippy time.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 03, 2021 09:59 PM (Dc2NZ)

404 Richard Donner's finest directing was "Danger Island".

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 03, 2021 10:00 PM (vuisn)

405 Ahem


Posted by: Law Order: Fill in the Blank at June 03, 2021 09:57 PM (BMmaB)

I think it was Conan who did a funny skit on that many years ago. They had an awards show called "The Law and Ordies" All of the nominees were from the various Law and Order spin offs.

Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2021 10:00 PM (gJfTA)

406 My son was disappointed to learn that Infinity Train has been cancelled. We're hoping Netflix or some other service picks it up and runs with it.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 03, 2021 10:00 PM (CAJOC)

407 Update on our bat situation from last night...
I had it trapped in the small downstairs bathroom, this was a noisy one. I've dealt w/ maybe 5 or 6 before in the 30 some yrs we've lived here. Often can chase them out an open window.


Throwing a beach towel at them usually works for me plus you can dump them outside more or less intact. Those suckers consume lots of mosquitos.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 03, 2021 10:00 PM (y7DUB)

408 The latest L&O show is:

"Law & Order: 1/6 Investigation Witchhunt Crew"

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 10:00 PM (L2ZTs)

409 >>...a key challenge ahead for the Navy, Army and industry would be to "take all the successes we've had in the research and development of flight testing. And how do we start to productionize that?


Well, just spit ballin here, but I would start with putting a guy in charge who does not use words like "productionize"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 03, 2021 10:01 PM (gfzaD)

410 Dangermouse. DM was a mouse with an eye patch ...
Posted by: Adriane the Classical Vengefulist

And when they showed him in the dark like exploring in a cave he only showed one eye. Hilarious.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2021 10:01 PM (Rvt88)

411 Also if I never see Mariska Hargitay's oh-so-concerned face again, it'll be too soon.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 10:01 PM (L2ZTs)

412 Posted by: Weirddave

Check the safety interlocks for continuity.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 03, 2021 10:01 PM (r1z5A)

413 Throwing a beach towel at them usually works for me plus you can dump them outside more or less intact. Those suckers consume lots of mosquitos.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 03, 2021 10:00 PM (y7DUB)
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Just up the street from the apartment I lived in in Minneapolis, there was a brightly lit sign that attracted swarms of mosquitoes and you could watch the bats swooping through the cloud of insects, eating their fill.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 03, 2021 10:02 PM (2SdPm)

414 400 Going to go jump back into the 1000 pg book I'm trying to read.
Maybe bbl
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 03, 2021 09:59 PM (sd8p

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Is it in Sanskrit?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2021 10:02 PM (fLVm1)

415 70 364 Also really liked the Librarians. Good dumb popcorn level TV show.
Posted by: buzzion at June 03, 2021 09:52 PM (vMCab)

We loved it. The whole show was brightly lit, the energy and optimism was fun.
The movies were also fun.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2021 09:54 PM (IMQiW)

^^^yes, I really liked the show.

Posted by: Iris at June 03, 2021 10:02 PM (6lKe4)

416 Posted by: Weirddave at June 03, 2021 09:59 PM (8Cs8c)

Oh for the days when you started the mower by yanking a cord.

Now get off my freshly mowed lawn

Posted by: kbdabear at June 03, 2021 10:02 PM (qAR6u)

417 Pilot that never got picked up, because it was too bizarre: What's Alan Watching? But it had an incredible comedy bit with Eddie Murphy demonstrating to Free James Brown. https://tinyurl.com/36d53nkd

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 03, 2021 10:03 PM (BMmaB)

418 Sharon, I warned ya not to get into Stephen King! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 10:03 PM (L2ZTs)

419 Also if I never see Mariska Hargitay's oh-so-concerned face again, it'll be too soon.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 10:01 PM (L2ZTs)

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Now there's a gal who's spent enough money on surgery to keep the surgeon in a couple of beach houses....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 03, 2021 10:03 PM (2SdPm)

420 >>...a key challenge ahead for the Navy, Army and industry would be to "take all the successes we've had in the research and development of flight testing. And how do we start to productionize that?

Start with staying as far away from Frank Kendall as possible.

Posted by: Jean at June 03, 2021 10:03 PM (Xih1H)

421 The second season was about 14-16 episodes too long:
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 03, 2021 09:58 PM (9o5Hv)

Yeah the network made David Lynch "solve" the murder. He hated it, did it, and lost interest in the show. Turns out everyone else lost interest at the same time. That is a giant "whoops" from an executive meddling as the show was hot back in the day. I wasn't watching it, but I remember people who were were seriously into it.

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 10:03 PM (Ojki1)

422 Tales of the Gold Monkey and Bring 'Em Back Alive! were both two short-lived series that tried to capitalize on the Indiana Jones phenomenon. The latter with Bruce Boxleitner, later of Scarecrow and Mrs. King and Babylon 5.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 03, 2021 10:03 PM (fpng3)

423 Every medical show and left wing grifter keeps trying to push the "blacks die because white doctors don't care about them, and there aren't enough black doctors" so why don't we compromise, we'll have affirmative action for doctors and those doctors can treat people who believe that the only thing important when going to the hospital is the race if the doctor, they won't be allowed to treat the general public (which should be good since we shouldn't have the time if a black doctor taken up by a white patient)

Meanwhile the sane of us in the world can continue to go to the hospital and not care what race our doctor is, as long as they are competent, black, white, Asian, Hispanic i don't care what you are, as long as you're not from Boston.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 03, 2021 10:04 PM (A6dqh)

424 411 Also if I never see Mariska Hargitay's oh-so-concerned face again, it'll be too soon.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 10:01 PM (L2ZTs)

I wonder if those were Jayne Mansfield's last words

Posted by: kbdabear at June 03, 2021 10:05 PM (qAR6u)

425 412 Posted by: Weirddave

Check the safety interlocks for continuity.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 03, 2021 10:01 PM (r1z5A)

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Try reversing the polarity.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 03, 2021 10:05 PM (CAJOC)

426 Yeah the network made David Lynch "solve" the murder. He hated it, did it, and lost interest in the show. Turns out everyone else lost interest at the same time. That is a giant "whoops" from an executive meddling as the show was hot back in the day. I wasn't watching it, but I remember people who were were seriously into it.
Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 10:03 PM (Ojki1)
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Gee, nothing like telling a writer they have to force the story, rather than let the story go where it goes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 03, 2021 10:05 PM (2SdPm)

427 Remember the sitcom with Jamie Lee Curits and Richard Lewis, titled Anything But Love?

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 10:05 PM (L2ZTs)

428 Great short run show of the past, John_Larroquette show.

He plays a recently reformed alcoholic working his way out of the life-fuck as manager of a rundown Greyhound bus station. Opening credits panned to a carnival sign in his office "This Is A Dark Ride."

First season was great. Second season there was the reunion with the mostly grown son from his past. That season ended brilliantly. Then he got a girlfriend and it turned into a dumb, normal, boring sitcom to fight cancellation.

Posted by: Ronzoni at June 03, 2021 10:05 PM (fCQnl)

429 >>> Posted by: Weirddave at June 03, 2021 09:59 PM (8Cs8c)

Oh for the days when you started the mower by yanking a cord.

Now get off my freshly mowed lawn
Posted by: kbdabear at June 03, 2021 10:02 PM (qAR6u)


I got a battery powered motor and its been the easiest to use most reliable mower I've ever owned. You're not gonna mow a half acre with it but if you just have some residential lawn care it works great.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2021 10:05 PM (OQuZj)

430 Yeah, I used to think the Brits were smart enough not to run a series into the ground
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Midsommer Murders would like to have a chat.

Where the murder rate per capita has been 10 times higher than the worst ghetto in the world for 20 years.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 10:06 PM (5p7BC)

431 Hey cicero, if you're still here, re: dancing; i'm a (not very good) pole dancer. Last time I talked about it I think folks thought i was trolling but no. I have a pole in my garage and I pretend i'm a graceful floaty thing instead of a small round potato thing.

Posted by: Funsize at June 03, 2021 10:06 PM (EiPf6)

432 381 Dangermouse. DM was a mouse with an eye patch ...
and don't forget that his sidekick, penfold, sacrificed his eyebrows to save the earth.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 03, 2021 10:07 PM (BGdiD)

433 Also if I never see Mariska Hargitay's oh-so-concerned face again, it'll be too soon.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 10:01 PM (L2ZTs)


My wife sometimes has that dogshit on ION Television massive concentration day. I'll be doing sudoku and the dialog and soundtrack sounds like evesdropping on the Bastille when de Sade was incarcerated there only garishly overdramatized.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 03, 2021 10:07 PM (y7DUB)

434 43 seconds of ear wiggling cuteness ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4hTvYdkrvk

and a gentle reminder to be good to other living things.

Posted by: Adriane the Classical Vengefulist ... at June 03, 2021 10:07 PM (okV1R)

435 Speaking of John Laroquette, how long did Night Court run?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 10:07 PM (5p7BC)

436 I got a battery powered motor and its been the easiest to use most reliable mower I've ever owned. You're not gonna mow a half acre with it but if you just have some residential lawn care it works great.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2021 10:05 PM (OQuZj)
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I got a battery-powered weed whacker and leaf blower just for that reason. Small yard (less than .25 acre) so I can easily do my trimming needs on a single battery charge.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 10:07 PM (hQrcu)

437 Anyone have any suggestions?


It's dead, Dave.

Posted by: no Bones about it at June 03, 2021 10:07 PM (4T6sM)

438 Midsommer Murders would like to have a chat.

Where the murder rate per capita has been 10 times higher than the worst ghetto in the world for 20 years.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 10:06 PM (5p7BC)

Wanna stay in Cabot Cove for a spell?

Posted by: Jessica Fletcher at June 03, 2021 10:08 PM (BgMrQ)

439 Where the murder rate per capita has been 10 times higher than the worst ghetto in the world for 20 years.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 10:06 PM (5p7BC)

You've never seen Murder, She Wrote!

Posted by: tbodie at June 03, 2021 10:08 PM (VzbI8)

440 Dave in Fla, even worse than Jessica Fletcher's neighborhood in Murder She Wrote?

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 10:08 PM (L2ZTs)

441 Two other folks beat me to it

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 10:08 PM (L2ZTs)

442 Hmmm favorite shirt-lived show is very very silly. There was this Adult Swin animated show called "moonbeam city" and it was a wonderfully 2d caricature (sp) of the 80s. But also hilarious.

Posted by: Funsize at June 03, 2021 10:08 PM (EiPf6)

443 Hey cicero, if you're still here, re: dancing; i'm a (not very good) pole dancer. Last time I talked about it I think folks thought i was trolling but no. I have a pole in my garage and I pretend i'm a graceful floaty thing instead of a small round potato thing.
Posted by: Funsize at June 03, 2021 10:06 PM (EiPf6)

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Pole dancing? I never would have guessed, but that's awesome. Dance is a wonderful discipline. It teaches you grace and how attitude can be conveyed through subtle movement. Stick with it!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2021 10:09 PM (fLVm1)

444 So many Dangemouse fans...

The Horde is truly enlightened!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 03, 2021 10:09 PM (BgMrQ)

445 435 Speaking of John Laroquette, how long did Night Court run?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 10:07 PM (5p7BC)

9 years I believe. From what I recall, NBC got tired of it but it was still bringing in the ratings.

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 10:09 PM (Ojki1)

446 well, later, all. You endeavor to endeavor.

Later!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 03, 2021 10:09 PM (2SdPm)

447 Someone should do a write up of Cabot Cove on Trip Advisor.

"Beautiful town, but do not ever visit or YOU WILL END UP DEAD. Yes your murder WILL be solved, no question there, but

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 10:09 PM (L2ZTs)

448 Hey! I don't think anyone has mentioned The Prisoner yet! That was kind of an odd show...

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 10:09 PM (hQrcu)

449 I have a question for mechanically inclined Morons. I have a Toro zero turn mower that I can't get started. It worked fine last week, but when I went to start it this week, nothing. I thought it was the solenoid so I replaced that, but it still didn't start. I then looked at the ignition switch and it came apart in my hands. Oh that must've been it, I thought, so I replaced it. It still won't start. If I short across the terminals on the solenoid I can get it to crank, but I have no idea what else could be wrong. Anyone have any suggestions?
Posted by: Weirddave at June 03, 2021 09:59 PM (8Cs8c)

Dave, engines in that size range usually have magneto ignition, and the ignition switch contacts have to be open for the engine to run. So your ignition switch might have 4 to 6 poles. One is battery, one is crank; those two must connect together to crank the engine. There is probably also an "accessory" terminal to supply 12 volt power to things like the blade clutch and lights. And then, independent of those, a ground terminal and an ignition terminal, which shorts to ground when the key is turned to "off".

My Dixon ZTR has a Murphy switch in the seat, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2021 10:09 PM (K2jhf)

450 Let me try that again:

Someone should do a write up of Cabot Cove on Trip Advisor.

"Beautiful town, but do not ever visit or YOU WILL END UP DEAD. Yes your murder WILL be solved, no question there, but YOU WILL END UP DEAD."

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)

451 428 Great short run show of the past, John_Larroquette show.

He plays a recently reformed alcoholic working his way out of the life-fuck as manager of a rundown Greyhound bus station. Opening credits panned to a carnival sign in his office "This Is A Dark Ride."

First season was great. Second season there was the reunion with the mostly grown son from his past. That season ended brilliantly. Then he got a girlfriend and it turned into a dumb, normal, boring sitcom to fight cancellation.

Posted by: Ronzoni at June 03, 2021 10:05 PM (fCQnl)

I really liked that show. Folks from that show moved on to Hawaii 5-O and NCIS:New Orleans.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 03, 2021 10:10 PM (fpng3)

452 Try reversing the polarity.

Posted by: No One of Consequence

Hey! I wasn't joking! The interlocks kill the power to the starter solenoid, as I recall, under the seat is one, blades/pto two and sometimes a neutral lockout, or clutch/brake pedal engaged.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 03, 2021 10:10 PM (r1z5A)

453 Posted by: Weirddave at June 03, 2021 09:59 PM (8Cs8c)

Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?

Posted by: Toro HAL 9000 at June 03, 2021 10:10 PM (qAR6u)

454 Yeah the network made David Lynch "solve" the murder. He hated it, did it, and lost interest in the show. Turns out everyone else lost interest at the same time. That is a giant "whoops" from an executive meddling as the show was hot back in the day. I wasn't watching it, but I remember people who were were seriously into it.
Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 10:03 PM (Ojki1)


Pissing off Lynch is a really dumb thing to do.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 03, 2021 10:10 PM (y7DUB)

455 444 So many Dangemouse fans...

The Horde is truly enlightened!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 03, 2021 10:09 PM (BgMrQ)

Own the whole run on DVD.

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 10:10 PM (Ojki1)

456 Ah yes, the Prisoner. "Tonight's episode sponsored by LSD!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)

457 My mother-in-law gets really upset when I tell her the Hallmark Channel is complete dogshit.
I just ask her, "Are you mad because I'm wrong, or because I'm right?"

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 03, 2021 10:10 PM (vuisn)

458 397
Had same issue. Changed belts. All went well.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 03, 2021 10:10 PM (ucZQI)

459 448 Hey! I don't think anyone has mentioned The Prisoner yet! That was kind of an odd show...
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 10:09 PM (hQrcu)

Yeah, that one was to out there for a young me back in the day.

I was more Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 03, 2021 10:11 PM (BgMrQ)

460 I will never know why Manimal never lasted as a series.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2021 10:11 PM (bxPTJ)

461 Fun fact: LSD was legal in the US until October 1968.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 10:11 PM (L2ZTs)

462 Cartoon that was fun to watch with my kid: Codename: Kids Next Door

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at June 03, 2021 10:11 PM (IMQiW)

463 "Beautiful town, but do not ever visit or YOU WILL END UP DEAD. Yes your murder WILL be solved, no question there, but YOU WILL END UP DEAD."
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)

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Death in Paradise was basically Murder She Wrote on a small Caribbean island. Beautiful location, but at least one tourist died every week...

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 10:11 PM (hQrcu)

464 Glad someone else mentioned Twin Peaks, love that show, even the headscratching wtf that was The Return. (The return had enough for me to get through Lynch Art-ing at us)

Posted by: Funsize at June 03, 2021 10:12 PM (EiPf6)

465 Own the whole run on DVD.
Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 10:10 PM (Ojki1)

OOOHHHHH

I need to find this and buy it for the grandson!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 03, 2021 10:12 PM (BgMrQ)

466 450 Let me try that again:

Someone should do a write up of Cabot Cove on Trip Advisor.

"Beautiful town, but do not ever visit or YOU WILL END UP DEAD. Yes your murder WILL be solved, no question there, but YOU WILL END UP DEAD."

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)

That and the town in Longmire should come with travel advisories.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 03, 2021 10:12 PM (fpng3)

467 Lord Squirrel, yup.

Eventually it became part of the marketing. "If a loved one dies during the visit, your next trip here is free!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 10:13 PM (L2ZTs)

468 "Tonight's episode sponsored by LSD!"

Posted by: qdpsteve

As noted above, that was Lidsville. Either to write it or to watch it.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 03, 2021 10:13 PM (r1z5A)

469 Cabot Cove reminded me of the show The Ghost and Mrs. Muir

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 03, 2021 10:13 PM (1wvEb)

470 Oh, I've got one!

My Name is Earl.

2 seasons, pretty funny premise.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 10:13 PM (5p7BC)

471 Candle Cove > Cabot Cove

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 03, 2021 10:14 PM (QU5/8)

472 466 *Trimmed for Pixy*
Someone should do a write up of Cabot Cove on Trip Advisor.

"Beautiful town, but do not ever visit or YOU WILL END UP DEAD. Yes your murder WILL be solved, no question there, but YOU WILL END UP DEAD."

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)

That and the town in Longmire should come with travel advisories.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 03, 2021 10:12 PM (fpng3)

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Also, the town in Justified.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 03, 2021 10:14 PM (CAJOC)

473 ...If I short across the terminals on the solenoid I can get it to crank, but I have no idea what else could be wrong. Anyone have any suggestions?

Posted by: Weirddave at June 03, 2021 09:59 PM



Seat switch?



Posted by: Zettai at June 03, 2021 10:14 PM (OIvjJ)

474 402 One show that went on too long, I'm sorry to say, was Columbo.
speaking of spinoffs: mrs. columbo starring kate mulgrew. didn't last long, thankfully. included as bonus features on some of the columbo dvds.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 03, 2021 10:14 PM (BGdiD)

475 the toon I liked even more than Dangermouse was Pinky and the Brain.

"What are we gonna do tonight, Brain?"
"The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2021 10:15 PM (bxPTJ)

476
My Name is Earl.



2 seasons, pretty funny premise.

Posted by: Dave in Fla

That was one funny assed show!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 03, 2021 10:15 PM (r1z5A)

477 I always had the impression that My Name Is Earl was kind of a live-action cartoon.

I know there's an episode where something goes boom and there's the two lead characters, still standing there, covered in soot smears and looking unplesantly surprised...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 10:15 PM (L2ZTs)

478 BTW, Pizza Hut going full woke;

SHOCKING: Fifth grade students recite critical race theory sponsored by Pizza Hut

https://tinyurl.com/d8bryeke

Posted by: kbdabear at June 03, 2021 10:15 PM (qAR6u)

479 My Name is Earl.

2 seasons, pretty funny premise.
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First two seasons were pretty funny, later seasons took it in different direction, interesting but not quite as funny.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 03, 2021 10:15 PM (hQrcu)

480 Own the whole run on DVD.
Posted by: Bete

Now I have to go search for it.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2021 10:15 PM (Rvt88)

481 468 As noted above, that was Lidsville. Either to write it or to watch it.
ah. charles nelson riley at his best.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 03, 2021 10:16 PM (BGdiD)

482 475 the toon I liked even more than Dangermouse was Pinky and the Brain.

"What are we gonna do tonight, Brain?"
"The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2021 10:15 PM (bxPTJ)

--------------------------

"Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 03, 2021 10:16 PM (CAJOC)

483 The Prisoner gave me nightmares as a kid. That damn white ball.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 10:16 PM (5p7BC)

484 AOP, yes but the switch is just one unit. It's plug-and-play replacement. I bought a new one and plugged it in and it still won't start. It doesn't crank or anything, dead silence when I turn it. And I have been making sure the safety switch under the seat is held down when I'm trying.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 03, 2021 10:17 PM (8Cs8c)

485 I loved "DragonTales" and "Cyberchase" two kid's shows on PBS when my kids were young in the late 90's.

Posted by: Iris at June 03, 2021 10:18 PM (6lKe4)

486 "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 03, 2021 10:16 PM (CAJOC)

Don't *make* me hurt you, Pinky.

Narf!

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at June 03, 2021 10:18 PM (IMQiW)

487 478 BTW, Pizza Hut going full woke;

SHOCKING: Fifth grade students recite critical race theory sponsored by Pizza Hut

https://tinyurl.com/d8bryeke
Posted by: kbdabear at June 03, 2021 10:15 PM (qAR6u)

They should concentrate on their pizza. Not said just sarcastically, as they changed it a number of years back and I find it the height of "meh" now.

Plus I wonder how many of their delivery drivers don't work in some of the more ...CRT targeted...areas.

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 10:18 PM (Ojki1)

488 Huh...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 03, 2021 10:19 PM (ucZQI)

489 "Pizza Hut: destroying your community and love for pizza since 1968!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)

490 For UberEats, I've *never* gotten a Pizza Hut delivery. I have gotten lots and lots for Papa John's however.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 10:20 PM (L2ZTs)

491 Read that and made the guess that probably one the creators/producers had a connection to NewsRadio, and wouldn't you know it.



In 1991[4] the two formed a production company, Brillstein-Grey
Entertainment, which packages programming and manages talent. They were
responsible for such shows as NewsRadio, Just Shoot Me!,

Posted by: buzzion at June 03, 2021 09:57 PM (vMCab)

nice catch. a lot of the time it is the producers you need to follow. If you like one think they did, there is a good chance you will like the others. If I recall correctly, a lot of the guys involved with Wings were involved with Frasier. David Angell was very well known and well respected. He also famously lost his life on 9/11.

Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2021 10:21 PM (gJfTA)

492 Mighty Max was fucking awesome as a kid.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 03, 2021 10:21 PM (IYHxL)

493 What would be cool is if someone ever officially ended the Dungeons and Dragons cartoon. The complete release has a script reading of a finale from most (all?) of the cast from a number of years later and a car commercial from South America maybe? had the kids getting home.

Ah the 80's-watch us invent a toy commercial then move on, leaving those of you who saw it as more than a commercial just hanging.

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 10:21 PM (Ojki1)

494 Papa John's however.

Posted by: qdpsteve

He shall never be forgiven for Ghostbusters 2016.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 03, 2021 10:22 PM (r1z5A)

495 Get A Life. Hysterical and way too short.
Also, Son Of Zorn. Best radioactive decay melting gags ever.

Posted by: Corona at June 03, 2021 10:22 PM (nakGR)

496 Yup, caca will soon be hitting the rotating blade.

Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2021 10:22 PM (X5CsJ)

497 Anybody like Raising Hope? It wasn't on for long.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 03, 2021 10:22 PM (y7DUB)

498 "Japanese girls in maid outfits?"

I don't think that's a maid outfit. Or maybe it is. I'd just call it a hentai outfit. Not that I'd know anything about that.


"did any of you watch these two when they aired?"

Dude, I didn't even have cable by then. We hung up our cable about.... 15-17 years ago. Haven't watched tv since unless it later came out on DVD. Until a few years back when I got a Hulu subscription, then Amazon Prime. Then I watched old tv shows, until discovering a few good Amazon originals.

Posted by: GWB at June 03, 2021 10:22 PM (aDTsF)

499 re male homosexuals, I picked up this little factoid from a current piece at TakiMag --

Though their estimated % of the US population is around 1.8, they account for 63% of all US syphilis cases.

Safe sex isn't high on their priority list, I guess.
*******
Evening, all. And what a lovely flaming skull day it is.

Posted by: GnuBreed, journalizin' at June 03, 2021 10:22 PM (F0YaR)

500 Keen Eddie. Everything about the show was great. The "is it real or a fantasy" bits with 'Miss Moneypenny' are worth searching out to get a hook into the show.

Posted by: goozer at June 03, 2021 10:22 PM (ra9Xu)

501 I am personally surprised that no one ever tried to turn Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video into a weekly TV series.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)

502 492 Mighty Max was fucking awesome as a kid.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 03, 2021 10:21 PM (IYHxL)

I was older than a kid and loved it.

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 10:22 PM (Ojki1)

503 I know I've told the story about how I changed by wife from pro-choice to pro-life.

Back when she was pro-choice, she refused to get Domino's because they had donated to a pro-life group.

It is all we get now.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 10:22 PM (5p7BC)

504 I really enjoyed Garth Marenghi's Darkplace and it's sister show Man to Man with Dean Learner. The first is a bizarre sc-fi hospital parody and the second a low-rent Playboy After Dark. Each ran for one season in the UK, though I think they ran Darkplace on Adult Swim. Very weird and funny.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 03, 2021 10:24 PM (uhPTO)

505 Fun fact: LSD was legal in the US until October 1968.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 10:11 PM (L2ZTs)

.....

Not too long after our Federal government finished secretly dosing citizens and soldiers like lab rats!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 03, 2021 10:24 PM (7F9te)

506 >>496 Yup, caca will soon be hitting the rotating blade.
Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2021 10:22 PM (X5CsJ)

Music and words by Rod McKuen.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 03, 2021 10:24 PM (vuisn)

507 Domino's is one of the first companies that SJWs tried to cancel, back in the 1990s I believe.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)

508 Safe sex isn't high on their priority list, I guess.
Posted by: GnuBreed, journalizin' at June 03, 2021 10:22 PM (F0YaR)

Bathhouse are uh....super hygienic.

Posted by: Obumbles what got millions less votes than Bidet at June 03, 2021 10:25 PM (Ojki1)

509 Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Whoof, oh, I'd have to say the odds of that are terribly slim, Brain.
Brain: True.
Pinky: I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you've been pondering?
Brain: To my knowledge, never.
Pinky: Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I'm pondering what you're pondering?
Brain: Next to nil.
Pinky: Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking, too.
Brain: Therefore, you are pondering what I'm pondering.
Pinky: Poit, I guess I am!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 03, 2021 10:25 PM (CAJOC)

510 June 3rd, Billie Joe dived off that bridge

https://tinyurl.com/ny8bmzdb

Posted by: kbdabear at June 03, 2021 10:25 PM (qAR6u)

511 Space: Above and Beyond
Jack of all Trades

Quality tv right there. 1 season each.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 03, 2021 10:25 PM (3TihK)

512 Camping tonight near Ft Wayne Indiana. Off to Eau Claire Wisconsin tomorrow. Not too far from the twin cities, perhaps a visit to the Michael Brown monument. Or was it Freddie Gray? Wait George Burns, that's it.


Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 03, 2021 10:26 PM (k5wbg)

513 I think I might have stepped into the wrong Thursday night ONT. Pardon me while I step over to the bar....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 03, 2021 10:26 PM (ucZQI)

514 My theory is that Jessica Fletcher was the real murderer and went around framing people for her crimes. And you would think her nieces and nephews, especially poor Nephew Grady (wasn't that his name?) would eventually stop inviting her to visit.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 03, 2021 10:27 PM (G6Lqs)

515 So, what short lived shows did you enjoy, and did any of you watch these two when they aired?

The Jerry Bruckheimer 2006 TV series "Justice" with Victor Garber, Kerr Smith, Rebecca Mader and Eamonn Walker.

Only 12 aired episodes.

Outstanding premise. Shows amoral lawyers who win controversial and newsworthy cases. The viewer discovers after the verdict that their client was totally guilty and Justice was not served.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 03, 2021 10:27 PM (+LCoQ)

516 June 3rd, Billie Joe dived off that bridge


https://tinyurl.com/ny8bmzdb

Posted by: kbdabear
She pushed him.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 03, 2021 10:27 PM (r1z5A)

517 COMM - So far, no discussion of boobs or guns.

Therefore, yeah pretty unusual night.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 10:28 PM (5p7BC)

518 I was relatively young when Just Shoot Me was on. I had a thing for Wendie Malick. She was the first older woman who caught my attention that way. I couldn't tell you why. She's not beautiful. But there's something about her. She's so much more than the sum of her parts.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 03, 2021 10:28 PM (QU5/8)

519 Domino's is one of the first companies that SJWs tried to cancel, back in the 1990s I believe.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)

they are having a lot more luck now, to be honest, no push back at all. They have been doing a "heat check" for a few years now, and even they can't believe what is flying.

I have seen stuff that people would have scoffed at in a movie ten years ago. I think that is called them winning.

Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2021 10:28 PM (gJfTA)

520 @kbdabear, Bobbie Gentry sure could paint a word picture, couldn't she?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 03, 2021 10:29 PM (BMmaB)

521 Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 03, 2021 10:22 PM (y7DUB)

Wife loved it. I enjoyed it when she had on.

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 10:22 PM (Ojki1)

You are a great American.

I also enjoyed King Arthur and the Knights of the Roundtable. Based on Arthur as a highschool QB and all his football buddies traveled back in time.

Gargoyles was the fucking TRUTH. Gimme some time the brain is just warming up.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 03, 2021 10:29 PM (IYHxL)

522 Best short lived show was Police Squad with Frank Drebin

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 03, 2021 10:29 PM (k5wbg)

523
I think I might have stepped into the wrong Thursday night ONT. Pardon me while I step over to the bar....

Posted by: COMountainMarie


Nah, stay where you are. "Barkeep! This ladies glass is never empty! Here's a hundred."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 03, 2021 10:30 PM (r1z5A)

524 Anybody like Raising Hope? It wasn't on for long.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won'

There was a one season Canadian show called Hope Island. Had a little potential but died in infancy.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 03, 2021 10:30 PM (1wvEb)

525 517 COMM - So far, no discussion of boobs or guns.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 10:28 PM (5p7BC)

See my comment at 398. I wasn't referring to spices

Posted by: kbdabear at June 03, 2021 10:30 PM (qAR6u)

526 I think Titanic 2: Back & Ready To Kick Ice would be a great movie sequel.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 03, 2021 10:30 PM (7F9te)

527 498 "Japanese girls in maid outfits?"

I don't think that's a maid outfit. Or maybe it is. I'd just call it a hentai outfit. Not that I'd know anything about that.
Posted by: GWB at June 03, 2021 10:22 PM (aDTsF)

That would be a maid cafe style maid outfit, yes. Some of the cafes are...odd, from what I have gleaned in the past, but many (most?) are more Hooters type oggle the staff than directly pron things. I'm guessing Rona hit that particular fandom like a ton of harvested ballots.

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 10:31 PM (Ojki1)

528 When Things Were Rotten.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 03, 2021 10:31 PM (vuisn)

529 Here's a short lived series. Can't say I liked it, but interesting premise.

Greatest American Hero.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 10:31 PM (5p7BC)

530 kbdabear and Caesar, when Bobbie Gentry retired she really retired, too. I've read she has no agent anymore and now lives in a nice but unspectacular gated community.

I've read that when journalists try to reach her to do "remember when?" interviews she just ignores and/or hangs up on them.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 10:31 PM (L2ZTs)

531 Bitter Clinger: little did they know that The Thing was living inside that iceberg!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 10:32 PM (L2ZTs)

532 F-Troop was only two seasons.
For good reason. Oh my word, even my mentally impaired kid doesn't like it.

Posted by: tecumsehtea at June 03, 2021 10:32 PM (skoMC)

533 An obscure Atkinson series I used to watch on pbs
was called The Thin Blue Line. It wasn't great, but it was pretty damn
funny. A couple of those local brit actors made it into major movies.
Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2021 09:56 PM (gJfTA)


A friend was telling me about a British program that took place on the Shetland Islands, and he claimed it used mostly Shetlander actors.

He was not amused when I said that there must have been a time when they couldn't film because one of the leads was sick and couldn't perform.

"Not to worry lads, he's just a little horse"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2021 10:33 PM (u0j5n)

534 See my comment at 398. I wasn't referring to spices
Posted by: kbdabear
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I clicked over, but it just took me to your twitter feed.

Possibly user error.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 10:33 PM (5p7BC)

535
"Buck Rogers in the 25th Century", Season 1 only, 1979.

Formal Bikinis (Pamela Hensley), Erin Gray in anything, and women's fashion in general, showed that, even with poor writing and cheap sets, Space Travel is an imperative.

Posted by: Arbalest at June 03, 2021 10:33 PM (FlRtG)

536 re short-run TV series, I rather enjoyed Dollhouse (two short seasons, a... decade ago now? DOES NOT COMPUTE) and Counterpart (more recent.) Both a sci-fi "in a world with" a change - Dollhouse: a way to reset "willing volunteers" to a blank slate and imprint them with specific personas on demand; Counterpart: parallel universes that interact through a kind of an embassy.

Posted by: ptschett at June 03, 2021 10:33 PM (zB+vL)

537 I really enjoyed Wonderfalls which didn't even last a season. It's like Joan of Arcadia, but screwier.

Posted by: InCali at June 03, 2021 10:33 PM (ov5G+)

538 What are some of your favorite TV series that didn't last long?
----
Greatest American Hero
Heroes
The Goodes, an animated series lampooning the self-righteous Left. The show was doomed at birth. Funny, too.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 03, 2021 10:33 PM (OssQ4)

539 I have a question for mechanically inclined Morons. I have a Toro zero turn mower
----------

Is there a low-oil shut-off?
A reverse lock-out kill switch?

.If I short across the terminals on the solenoid I can get it to crank, but I have no idea what else could be wrong. Anyone have any suggestions?

Posted by: Weirddave

When you say 'crank', do you mean that the engine turns over only, or actually runs?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 03, 2021 10:34 PM (L47aO)

540 Greatest American Hero.

Posted by: Dave in Fla


Mr. Terrific, Capt. Nice. One I hated, one I liked...and I don't remember which!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 03, 2021 10:34 PM (r1z5A)

541 Greatest American Hero.

I remember that show.

I think they changed the main character's name because it was something Hinckley and was on at the same time that the psycho Democrat John Hinckley tried to kill Reagan.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 03, 2021 10:35 PM (7F9te)

542 532 F-Troop was only two seasons.
For good reason. Oh my word, even my mentally impaired kid doesn't like it.
Posted by: tecumsehtea at June 03, 2021 10:32 PM (skoMC)

-----------

I only watched it for the insights into Native American life and culture.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2021 10:35 PM (fLVm1)

543 "The Navy has talked about hypersonic weapons being a top priority as the service modernizes its fleet for a high-end threat like China."

So, when does Hunter carry the blueprints to these weapons systems to China for a massage, bag of coke, and Joe's 10%?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 03, 2021 10:35 PM (aXxgO)

544 Ah shit who could forget Duckman on USA? Man USA used to be an AMAZING channel. They fell off hard after 07-08. Whenever Burn Notice and Psych ended.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 03, 2021 10:35 PM (IYHxL)

545 A friend was telling me about a British program that took place on the Shetland Islands, and he claimed it used mostly Shetlander actors.
-----

Curiously titled, 'Shetland'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 03, 2021 10:35 PM (L47aO)

546 kbdabear and Caesar, when Bobbie Gentry retired she
really retired, too. I've read she has no agent anymore and now lives in
a nice but unspectacular gated community.



I've read that when journalists try to reach her to do "remember when?" interviews she just ignores and/or hangs up on them.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 10:31 PM (L2ZTs
"Ode to Billie Joe" is actually her demo tape. The record company signed her, put strings over it, and released it.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 03, 2021 10:36 PM (BMmaB)

547 Already seen some good ones here, so I won't repeat.

I did like Jericho. Although the ending was contrived as hell.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 03, 2021 10:36 PM (SchxB)

548 Gargoyles was the fucking TRUTH. Gimme some time the brain is just warming up.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 03, 2021 10:29 PM (IYHxL)

First 2 seasons are on DVD, and maybe Disney +, Though it took like a decade to get the second season finished as it didn't sell like Disney wanted during the DVD TV boom, and they simply dropped it, see also Duck Tales and the still not finished Darkwing Duck.

Some other company did the 3rd season, and it was poorly received and has never seen a physical release.

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 10:36 PM (Ojki1)

549 Damn, drawing a blank. What was the show about random people getting super powers and they had to save the cheerleader?

And that makes it sound very lame, but I thought the first season was pretty good.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 10:37 PM (5p7BC)

550 Anybody like Raising Hope? It wasn't on for long.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won'

I watched that and liked it. The end of the first episode hooked me, but the rest of it was fine. It got a bit tired by the end.

Posted by: InCali at June 03, 2021 10:37 PM (ov5G+)

551 Thankfully, some of the usual whacky morons are here!
I really thought I lost my way!!
Hi crazy fvckers!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 03, 2021 10:37 PM (ucZQI)

552 F-Troop was only two seasons.
For good reason. Oh my word, even my mentally impaired kid doesn't like it.
Posted by: tecumsehtea at June 03, 2021 10:32 PM (skoM

*slaps tecumsehtea with a gauntlet *

Pistols at dawn good sir.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 03, 2021 10:37 PM (1wvEb)

553 Minor mystery discovered, then solved: went upstairs to wash dishes and prepare some dinner. Noticed amber flashing lights down by the road corner, but not moving. Could not see much through the trees. As time wore on, they got dimmer. Flashing was not dead regular, either, more erratic. What it was: setting Sun glinting off the road sign at the corner, which is twisting around in the wind.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2021 10:37 PM (PnK4F)

554 Dave, you are thinking of Heroes.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 03, 2021 10:37 PM (QU5/8)

555 tim hunkin has been posting remastered episodes of the secret life of machines on his youtube channel. that was another good short-lived show.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 03, 2021 10:38 PM (BGdiD)

556 Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 10:36 PM (Ojki1)

That is too bad. Thought the show had a dope premise and great characters as a kid.

Batman, with Kevin Conroy, that cartoon was beyond excellent.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 03, 2021 10:38 PM (IYHxL)

557 No one mentioned the Amazon reboot of Top Gear - "Grand Tour" ?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 03, 2021 10:38 PM (+LCoQ)

558 Whenever Burn Notice and Psych ended.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 03, 2021 10:35 PM (IYHxL
psych was awesome, but I never got Burn Notice. The premise was interesting, and Bruce Campbell is always great, but the lead actor just never was believable to me. He was too polished.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 03, 2021 10:38 PM (BMmaB)

559 529 Here's a short lived series. Can't say I liked it, but interesting premise.

Greatest American Hero.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 10:31 PM (5p7BC)

It made it 3 seasons, so not bad. I think it was the first set had the unfinished(?) or at least un picked up sequel/reboot pilot, where the hero's suit passes to someone new. You're going to be stunned to find out that person is a she.

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 10:38 PM (Ojki1)

560
I only watched it for the insights into Native American life and culture.
Posted by: Cicero
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Interestingly, at one base where I was stationed there was an 'F Company'. They constructed a full-size copy of the look-out tower on the TV show...complete with 'F Troop' signage.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 03, 2021 10:38 PM (L47aO)

561 Dollhouse was good.

Ringer was good too.

Not sure why those two are associated in my head. There's a reason. I just can't recall it.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 03, 2021 10:39 PM (QU5/8)

562 Damn, drawing a blank. What was the show about random people getting super powers and they had to save the cheerleader?

And that makes it sound very lame, but I thought the first season was pretty good.


Heroes. Save the cheerleader, save the world.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 03, 2021 10:39 PM (SchxB)

563 Looked it up, show was called Heroes.

Looks like it ran 4 seasons. Pretty sure I tuned out after season 1.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 10:39 PM (5p7BC)

564 How did the show House end, does anyone recall?
Did it have a send-off episode? Did House die and/or off himself?

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 10:39 PM (L2ZTs)

565 I clicked over, but it just took me to your twitter feed.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 10:33 PM (5p7BC)

Scroll down when you get there

Posted by: kbdabear at June 03, 2021 10:40 PM (qAR6u)

566 I always liked that Seinfeld spinoff about the guy who didn't have car insurance and had to serve as Jerry's butler. I understand it was well-received with audiences but corporate management soured on it almost immediately.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 03, 2021 10:40 PM (aXxgO)

567 Somebody had a list of all the Pinky responses to Brain.

I never figured out how something could go that odd without notice.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2021 10:40 PM (u0j5n)

568 You're going to be stunned to find out that person is a she.
Posted by: Bete
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Who amazingly doesn't need the missing instruction manual at all, I am sure.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 10:41 PM (5p7BC)

569 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE SPINNING OFF OF SHOWS FROM HAPPY DAYS JUMPED THE SHARK.

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at June 03, 2021 10:41 PM (OssQ4)

570 549 Damn, drawing a blank. What was the show about random people getting super powers and they had to save the cheerleader?

And that makes it sound very lame, but I thought the first season was pretty good.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 10:37 PM (5p7BC)

---------------------------

Heroes.

Save the cheerleader, save the world.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 03, 2021 10:41 PM (CAJOC)

571 No one mentioned the Amazon reboot of Top Gear - "Grand Tour" ?

Has that actually been cancelled?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 03, 2021 10:42 PM (SchxB)

572 520 @kbdabear, Bobbie Gentry sure could paint a word picture, couldn't she?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 03, 2021 10:29 PM (BMmaB)

If only she'd sang about walking through the house naked

She certainly was a looker

Posted by: kbdabear at June 03, 2021 10:42 PM (qAR6u)

573 Interestingly, at one base where I was stationed there was an 'F Company'. They constructed a full-size copy of the look-out tower on the TV show...complete with 'F Troop' signage.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at Jun

There is a Fort Courage in Missoula and just up road is Fort Fizzle where Chief Joseph bypassed the waiting cavalry

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 03, 2021 10:42 PM (1wvEb)

574 Mid sixties: The Gallant Men.

Posted by: Cosda at June 03, 2021 10:42 PM (Kk83l)

575 AOP, yes but the switch is just one unit. It's plug-and-play replacement. I bought a new one and plugged it in and it still won't start. It doesn't crank or anything, dead silence when I turn it. And I have been making sure the safety switch under the seat is held down when I'm trying.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 03, 2021 10:17 PM (8Cs8c)

If you turn the ignition switch to "run", and crank it by jumping at the solenoid, will the engine start? It might be a problem with the fuse or circuit breaker feeding the ignition switch, if there is one.

You should be able to find a wiring diagram for the beast on-line, if you do a search for "Toro Model XXXX schematic".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2021 10:42 PM (PnK4F)

576 Dave, you are thinking of Heroes.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 03, 2021 10:37 PM (QU5/

Funnily enough, one of the guys who wrote the first season of Heroes also wrote Wonderfalls - Tim Menear, I think.

I like the first number of episodes of Heroes, but once they "saved the cheerleader" and nothing really happen I got uninterested. Also a painter/heroin guys could have been interesting if he had to do heroin in order to access his powers. A tough choice.

Posted by: InCali at June 03, 2021 10:42 PM (ov5G+)

577 Evening.

Watching the. "intrepid vlogger," um...look, I know it's an important rule for guys. It's one of existential survival. Don't stick your dick into crazy. But that chick?

I WANT TO STICK MY DICK INTO HERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Robert digs crazy bitches at June 03, 2021 10:42 PM (1Yy3c)

578 549 Damn, drawing a blank. What was the show about random people getting super powers and they had to save the cheerleader?

And that makes it sound very lame, but I thought the first season was pretty good.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 10:37 PM (5p7BC)

Heroes. It was a victim of it's own success as each season was supposed to follow completely different casts, but season 1 was so big they tried to carry on a story they finished. That Season 2 happened during that long writers strike and so meandered and was haphazard pretty much sealed its fate, though it limed on for another year (2?). The reboot a couple years ago went no where either.

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 10:43 PM (Ojki1)

579 @361 Almost Human.
episode 2 was about sexbots.

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Episode 5 was about sexbots.

However, since it was about sexbots, Fox decreed that it would be aired second. This caused problems later on because episodes 2-4 were supposed to focus on Karl Urban's character getting over his emotional issues caused by the events that opened the series. Instead, viewers saw Urban acting normally in the second episode that aired. And then, a month or two later when episodes 2-4 finally aired, viewers were left trying to figure out why Urban's character was suddenly suffering from anger issues.

Good series. I liked it a lot. Still annoyed that it got cancelled. But I guess that's why you don't run Sci-Fi shows on Fox.

Also notable in that the final episode didn't try and pull a cliff-hanger. In fact, the episode had nothing to do with the series meta-plot.

Posted by: junior at June 03, 2021 10:43 PM (PTw5h)

580 Thank you, Farmer!

I turned 50, but when I'm here I feel 29!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 03, 2021 10:43 PM (OssQ4)

581 Well I am partial to redheads. So that was worth the trip.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 10:43 PM (5p7BC)

582 Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 03, 2021 10:38 PM (BMmaB)

Loved Psych. Funny when my son was born, the first week off I had during his 6am feeding Psych would be on TV. Lo and behold, first day of feeding for him, season 1 episode 1. Wife and I watched the first season together and had a blast.

The chemistry between the main characters was terrific and the acting and writing was sharp.

I loved Burn Notice but I can kinda see your point. I actually liked Jeffrey Donovan and his portrayal of a spy. He was super polished unless he was playing a character in the show. Which made sense to me as he was a super spy before he got burned.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 03, 2021 10:43 PM (IYHxL)

583 Also the cut Hapanese girl dancing to the country song.

Mmmmm!!!!

She's fine!

Posted by: Robert digs crazy bitches at June 03, 2021 10:43 PM (1Yy3c)

584 Mike hammer, I didn't hold it long enough to actually try and start it.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 03, 2021 10:44 PM (8Cs8c)

585 You're going to be stunned to find out that person is a she.

Posted by: Bete


Soooooo passe'. Make her black, moslem, gay transitioning to hispanic bi male and we'll talk.

Posted by: Network Honchos at June 03, 2021 10:44 PM (r1z5A)

586 Anyone see the Pence speech? He's clearly running.

Posted by: Nlex at June 03, 2021 10:44 PM (u/Uwa)

587 Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 03, 2021 10:40 PM (aXxgO)

Anybody else reading this? This is some high level shit right here.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 03, 2021 10:45 PM (IYHxL)

588 victim of its own success

Same thing with Stranger Things. Each season was supposed to be a totally different story. But the first was so beloved that they made to more warmed over rehashes.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 03, 2021 10:45 PM (QU5/8)

589 Anyway...

I'm home. Drunk. Happy.

Ask me for money, you might get lucky.

Posted by: Robert is cheap so don't expect much at June 03, 2021 10:45 PM (1Yy3c)

590 564 How did the show House end, does anyone recall?
Did it have a send-off episode? Did House die and/or off himself?
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 10:39 PM (L2ZTs)

Wilson turned out to have cancer, House faked his death and the two rode off on a motorcycle together from what I recall.

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 10:45 PM (Ojki1)

591 517 COMM - So far, no discussion of boobs or guns.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 10:28 PM (5np7BC

Yeah no, I covered that way early:

Boobs

Grounded for Life actress Megyn Price...worth a look see

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 03, 2021 10:45 PM (BgMrQ)

592 557 No one mentioned the Amazon reboot of Top Gear - "Grand Tour" ?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 03, 2021 10:38 PM (+LCoQ)

The episodes I saw were really good. They changed the format last year, no more studio audiences, focus is all on road trips

Posted by: kbdabear at June 03, 2021 10:46 PM (qAR6u)

593 568 You're going to be stunned to find out that person is a she.
Posted by: Bete
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Who amazingly doesn't need the missing instruction manual at all, I am sure.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 10:41 PM (5p7BC)

It got like half a pilot, but they seemed to stick hard with the formula. She even had the same govt. agent supporting her.

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 10:46 PM (Ojki1)

594 USA network in the 90s:

Rhonda Shear
Joe Bob Briggs
Duckman
Silk Stalkings
Super Dave Osborne

Good times.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 03, 2021 10:46 PM (uhPTO)

595 Damn, drawing a blank. What was the show about random people getting super powers and they had to save the cheerleader?

And that makes it sound very lame, but I thought the first season was pretty good.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

That was Heroes. It made my list above. It got to be too bloated with new characters, then they cancelled it after two seasons. I like The Boys on Amazon, now. A bit too gritty for some people's tastes, though.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 03, 2021 10:46 PM (OssQ4)

596 I loved the series "Outsourced", but it only ran one season. "Early Edition" was cute, at least as I remember it.

Posted by: Katja at June 03, 2021 10:46 PM (GDvjU)

597 I miss the good old days when you could make up a lie and pass it on to friends and there was no internet to confirm or deny the truth of it.

One of my favorites was "Joanie Loves Chachi" was the top-rated show in Korea because chachi means penis in Korean.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 03, 2021 10:47 PM (7F9te)

598 Grounded for Life actress Megyn Price...worth a look see
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 03, 2021 10:45 PM (BgMrQ)

YES. I don't know what it was but she did it for me in a big way.

Posted by: InCali at June 03, 2021 10:47 PM (ov5G+)

599 Funnily enough, one of the guys who wrote the first season of Heroes also wrote Wonderfalls - Tim Menear, I think.
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Didn't he write several of the Firefly episodes?

Just went to iDMB to check, yes produced Firefly and wrote 4 of the episodes.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 10:47 PM (5p7BC)

600 I just snorted on that BC.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 10:48 PM (5p7BC)

601 One of my favorites was "Joanie Loves Chachi" was the top-rated show in Korea because chachi means penis in Korean.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 03, 2021 10:47 PM (7F9te)

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I can only imagine sitting through an entire season and being disappointed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2021 10:48 PM (fLVm1)

602 How did the show House end, does anyone recall?
Did it have a send-off episode? Did House die and/or off himself?
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 10:39 PM (L2ZTs)

Wilson turned out to have cancer, House faked his death and the two rode off on a motorcycle together from what I recall.
Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 10:45 PM (Ojki1)

I remember House riding off on a motorcycle. I don't remember Wilson being with him. Mostly I just remember the last episode fucking sucking because that show jumped the shark years before.

Posted by: Robert is cheap so don't expect much at June 03, 2021 10:48 PM (1Yy3c)

603 Then Came Bronson

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2021 10:48 PM (63Dwl)

604 I question the Satchmo story - Richard Nixon was 12 years younger than he was.

Maybe he wanted to Tricky Dick to carry his weed, but it wasn't because he was an "old man."

Posted by: Common Tater at June 03, 2021 10:49 PM (O/Ao+)

605 Surprised there hasn't been a gender-bent reboot of Joanie Loves Chachi.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 10:49 PM (L2ZTs)

606 Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 03, 2021 10:46 PM (uhPTO)

Silk Stalkings, jeez now that is a throwback. Came on after WWF/E Raw IIRC.

USA got away with a lot of nudity or partial nudity. See the very first episode of Highlander. You can make out McClouds girls tits in the shower.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 03, 2021 10:49 PM (IYHxL)

607 The episodes I saw were really good. They changed the format last year, no more studio audiences, focus is all on road trips
Posted by: kbdabe

I miss the celebrity deaths to start each episode. That and the brunette Finnish girl.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 03, 2021 10:50 PM (1wvEb)

608 Didn't remember that Heroes was 4 seasons.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 03, 2021 10:50 PM (OssQ4)

609 Favorite short-lived show: "Bearcats". Two guys in the western U. S. , driving around in their Stutz Bearcat on which they mounted a Lewis gun, doing good for local folks oppressed by bad guys. Sort of a proto A-Team. My dad and I enjoyed it, but it lasted less than a season and was replaced by a sitcom called (wait for it) "Me and the Chimp".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 03, 2021 10:50 PM (WGara)

610 Another favorite, Celebrity Deathmatch.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 03, 2021 10:50 PM (SchxB)

611 Kamala Harris' step-daughter is so beautiful


that when the bar closes she chases any employee out for a hook up, because bar patrons are not interested in her crazy

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 03, 2021 10:50 PM (bTQ72)

612 Oh there was also that Anne Heche show Save Me where she also heard directions from God. And in the lest episode to air God turned out to be Betty White. Or, more accurately, the character saw God as Betty White.

Posted by: InCali at June 03, 2021 10:51 PM (ov5G+)

613 @Grudge, I always liked Silk Stalkings. It was preposterous, but entertaining.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 03, 2021 10:51 PM (BMmaB)

614 YES. I don't know what it was but she did it for me in a big way.
Posted by: InCali at June 03, 2021 10:47 PM (ov5G+)

Besides the heavenly rack, she had a quirky smile and lovely eyes.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 03, 2021 10:51 PM (BgMrQ)

615 Didn't remember that Heroes was 4 seasons.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 03, 2021 10:50 PM (OssQ4)


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Season 4 was when Klink finally got sent to the Russian front.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2021 10:51 PM (fLVm1)

616 Didn't remember that Heroes was 4 seasons.

That's because only he first one was worth a shit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 03, 2021 10:51 PM (SchxB)

617 Funnily enough, one of the guys who wrote the first season of Heroes also wrote Wonderfalls - Tim Menear, I think.
-------
Didn't he write several of the Firefly episodes?

Just went to iDMB to check, yes produced Firefly and wrote 4 of the episodes.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 10:47 PM (5p7BC)

Bryan Fuller.

Fuller was also supposed to do Star Trek Discovery before he got fucked over and the show was turned into hot garbage.

Posted by: Robert is cheap so don't expect much at June 03, 2021 10:51 PM (1Yy3c)

618 Mike hammer, I didn't hold it long enough to actually try and start it.
Posted by: Weirddave
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A. First, do as AOP suggests above, find wiring diagram.

B. Try switching the ignition to the 'Run' position (ON), and then jump solenoid. See if it runs. Most equipment will require that the brake be engaged if the seat is unoccupied. Probably will not start/run, but it's a clue. Either 'Run' isn't actually connecting the ignition, OR, one of the kill mechanisms isn't working properly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 03, 2021 10:52 PM (WZ5i4)

619 "Makin' It" with David Naughton was pretty much too good for TV.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 03, 2021 10:52 PM (vuisn)

620 I remember House riding off on a motorcycle. I don't remember Wilson being with him. Mostly I just remember the last episode fucking sucking because that show jumped the shark years before.
Posted by: Robert is cheap so don't expect much at June 03, 2021 10:48 PM (1Yy3c)

I read about it, still haven't watched it so maybe Wilson wasn't on the bike.

The show hit a snag in season 4 as that whole House try out thing? That was sort of real. The writers brought in a bunch of actors, gave them characters and then tried to see how they played off House, but they didn't have a plan as to who would stick around and who would be gone at the start.

But man, even for a formulaic tv show House was formulaic.

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 10:52 PM (Ojki1)

621 Burn Notice is one of those shows that would have been good if cancelled after 2 seasons.

There are a lot of shows like that for me, I get into them and like them for 2 seasons, then I just want it all the end.

There was one really cool stunt they did on that show once though, shooting an RPG across a river into a car.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 10:52 PM (5p7BC)

622 I question the Satchmo story - Richard Nixon was 12 years younger than he was.



Maybe he wanted to Tricky Dick to carry his weed, but it wasn't because he was an "old man."

Posted by: Common Tater at June 03, 2021 10:49 PM (O/Ao+)

As I heard it, it happened when Nixon was VP.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 03, 2021 10:53 PM (BMmaB)

623 Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 03, 2021 10:50 PM

Ace's takedown of her today was brutal.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 03, 2021 10:53 PM (OssQ4)

624 Didn't he write several of the Firefly episodes?

Just went to iDMB to check, yes produced Firefly and wrote 4 of the episodes.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 10:47 PM (5p7BC)

Interesting. Yeah, Firefly was the obvious choice for favorite quickly cancelled series, so I didn't mention it.

I should look into more of Tim Menear's stuff.

Posted by: InCali at June 03, 2021 10:53 PM (ov5G+)

625 608 Didn't remember that Heroes was 4 seasons.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 03, 2021 10:50 PM (OssQ4)

Judging by the ratings most people at the time didn't know that either.

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 10:53 PM (Ojki1)

626 604 I question the Satchmo story - Richard Nixon was 12 years younger than he was.

Maybe he wanted to Tricky Dick to carry his weed, but it wasn't because he was an "old man."
Posted by: Common Tater at June 03, 2021 10:49 PM (O/Ao+)

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I thought the "old man" referred to Armstrong, as in "I'm an old man, can you carry my bag for me?"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 03, 2021 10:53 PM (CAJOC)

627 Ace's takedown of her today was brutal.


shit,

I missed it in my skim

trying to catchup

BRB

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 03, 2021 10:55 PM (bTQ72)

628 Besides the heavenly rack, she had a quirky smile and lovely eyes.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 03, 2021 10:51 PM (BgMrQ)

A-yup!

Posted by: InCali at June 03, 2021 10:55 PM (ov5G+)

629 But he was still 12 years younger, even when he was VP. I wondered when that happened. Did they even know what they were looking for in 1952 or whatever? Weed wasn't on anyone's radar then was it? Maybe Bob Mitchum.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 03, 2021 10:56 PM (O/Ao+)

630 I read about it, still haven't watched it so maybe Wilson wasn't on the bike.

The show hit a snag in season 4 as that whole House try out thing? That was sort of real. The writers brought in a bunch of actors, gave them characters and then tried to see how they played off House, but they didn't have a plan as to who would stick around and who would be gone at the start.

But man, even for a formulaic tv show House was formulaic.
Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 10:52 PM (Ojki1)

did they finally show Wilson's face?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2021 10:56 PM (PnK4F)

631 Bryan Fuller.

Fuller was also supposed to do Star Trek Discovery before he got fucked over and the show was turned into hot garbage.
Posted by: Robert is cheap so don't expect much at June 03, 2021 10:51 PM (1Yy3c)

Yeah, he also wrote on Wonderfalls. I think they were a team for a while at least.

Posted by: InCali at June 03, 2021 10:57 PM (ov5G+)

632 Interesting. Yeah, Firefly was the obvious choice for favorite quickly cancelled series, so I didn't mention it.

I should look into more of Tim Menear's stuff.
Posted by: InCali at June 03, 2021 10:53 PM (ov5G+)

I'm in the "I kind of glad Firefly ended before Wheadon ruined it camp." Cause he would have. His note for the Serenity move was how the Earth empire was totalitarian, but not bad totalitarian. Expect for the whole Fuxhi created Reaver thing.

Oh yeah, and if Earth wasn't that bad then Mal and his team were monsters in their "Do whatever, no matter how bad, to avoid the not bad empire."

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 10:57 PM (Ojki1)

633 I question the Satchmo story - Richard Nixon was 12 years younger than he was.
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Actually, it was about Helen Gahagan Douglas and Nixon. Nixon told her, LOLGF.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 03, 2021 10:58 PM (WZ5i4)

634 Ok gotta go and have one more drink before getting off to bed. I enjoy these kind of "chats" with you morons

Posted by: InCali at June 03, 2021 10:58 PM (ov5G+)

635
did they finally show Wilson's face?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2021 10:56 PM (PnK4F)

He kind of looked like one of the kids from Dead Poets Society, but older.

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 10:59 PM (Ojki1)

636 OK, never mind. I'm an idiot. I was thinking for some reason he had Nixon carry his bags because they were less likely to search his stuff, because he was an old man.

I get it. Satchmo was saying "Hey man, help me out here." I wonder if that was the only time Nixon ever possessed The Marihuana! Most likely. I think he drank quite a bit.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 03, 2021 11:00 PM (O/Ao+)

637 did they finally show Wilson's face?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Looked like a soccer ball.

Posted by: Tom Hanks at June 03, 2021 11:00 PM (WZ5i4)

638 Fuck Nixon, LOL

Posted by: SFGoth at June 03, 2021 11:00 PM (kxUnS)

639 I'm in the "I kind of glad Firefly ended before Wheadon ruined it camp."

Totally agree. Sometimes short and sweet is the best before it becomes crap like Ernie in The Catcher in the Rye.

Posted by: InCali at June 03, 2021 11:00 PM (ov5G+)

640 Stargate: Universe was shut down too soon, also.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 03, 2021 11:01 PM (OssQ4)

641 So I went out this afternoon and when I got home I saw an email that my boss had cancelled the staff meeting that I had totally forgotten was original scheduled for today.

*Lucky*

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 11:01 PM (Ojki1)

642 Ok, I'm out. Fun topic tonight. I'm surprised I remember as many shows as I do, since I almost never watch TV.

Oh FFS, they are doing a Fantasy Island reboot?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 11:02 PM (5p7BC)

643 Short-lived show #1:
"MY WORLD AND WELCOME TO IT"
Starring William Windom, based on the writings of James Thurber. His daughter had freckles, a button nose and braces. I was madly in love with her.

Short-lived show #2:
"ARNIE"
Starring Herschel Bernardi of Peter Gunn fame. His wife was played by Joyce Bulifant. I was madly in love with her.

Posted by: Jbspry at June 03, 2021 11:02 PM (ATe9j)

644 Dead Poets Society, but older.
Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 10:59 PM (Ojki1)

Best kind, really.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2021 11:02 PM (PnK4F)

645 638 Fuck Nixon, LOL
Posted by: SFGoth at June 03, 2021 11:00 PM (kxUnS)

GoPe before we knew what GoPe was.

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 11:02 PM (Ojki1)

646 Kamala Harris' stepdaughter Ella Emhoff models in first VOGUE shoot celebrating the 'return of the mullet' - which she calls 'ugly-chic' - just weeks after graduating from fashion school

she was born in 1999 and knows jack johnson what a propper mullet, also called a bi-level is.

frat boys will pay you if you let her put your manhood in her mouth


Ella Emhoff is that feeling you have when you figgure out she is the last woman on earth



Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 03, 2021 11:02 PM (bTQ72)

647
Oh FFS, they are doing a Fantasy Island reboot?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 11:02 PM (5p7BC)

Blumhouse turned it into a horror film. Pretty sure it was one of the many strands of spaghetti that company has produced that didn't stick to the walls.

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 11:03 PM (Ojki1)

648 God news - IKEA guy is back for more:

https://tinyurl.com/ypm5swa

https://tinyurl.com/hjhhyzcr



Posted by: Boswell at June 03, 2021 11:04 PM (5iUNf)

649 Harmadik!
Posted by: Zettai

Basz meg

Posted by: Miklos, a mere Molnar at June 03, 2021 11:04 PM (QzkSJ)

650 Oh one last one. As a youngster, I LOVED We've Got it Maid. Teri Copley.

Posted by: InCali at June 03, 2021 11:04 PM (ov5G+)

651 636 OK, never mind. I'm an idiot. I was thinking for some reason he had Nixon carry his bags because they were less likely to search his stuff, because he was an old man.

I get it. Satchmo was saying "Hey man, help me out here." I wonder if that was the only time Nixon ever possessed The Marihuana! Most likely. I think he drank quite a bit.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 03, 2021 11:00 PM (O/Ao+)

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I suspect it was more Nixon was less likely to be searched because he was white.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 03, 2021 11:05 PM (CAJOC)

652 I liked Nixon. Sure he was far from perfect, but there is something in his life that can teach a few lessons. Not everyone agrees and that is ok. We have had these debates before. I do know he was hated by all the right people.

Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2021 11:05 PM (gJfTA)

653 My bad. It was Sue Ann Langdon on Arnie, not Joyce Bulifant.

Posted by: Jbspry at June 03, 2021 11:05 PM (ATe9j)

654 643 Short-lived show #1:
"MY WORLD AND WELCOME TO IT"
Starring William Windom, based on the writings of James Thurber. His daughter had freckles, a button nose and braces. I was madly in love with her.
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Was gonna mention this. Before my time but my parents really liked it. Was just listening to the theme song on youtube.

https://tinyurl.com/uyz452bk

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 03, 2021 11:05 PM (vuisn)

655 GoPe before we knew what GoPe was.

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 11:02 PM (Ojki1)

Nixon despised the elite. In some ways that was his undoing.

Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2021 11:06 PM (gJfTA)

656 Having read the content, I am happy to report that there are zero (0) items up my butt.

If that makes me a weirdo, so be it.

Posted by: Miklos, stubborn man at June 03, 2021 11:06 PM (QzkSJ)

657 I get it. Satchmo was saying "Hey man, help me out here." I wonder if that was the only time Nixon ever possessed The Marihuana! Most likely. I think he drank quite a bit.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 03, 2021 11:00 PM (O/Ao+)

I met a gentleman who had dealings with Richard Nixon in the early 1960's. He said Nixon had the foulest mouth he had ever heard in a man. Even in the presence of women.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2021 11:06 PM (PnK4F)

658 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 11:06 PM (L2ZTs)

659 Surprised no one has mentioned MOD SQUAD!

Posted by: AceOfPhrase at June 03, 2021 11:08 PM (NgxKa)

660 when it originally aired it was called "Baa Baa Black Sheep."

I missed this originally but it was very popular when I lived in France in 89-90...dubbed version of course

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at June 03, 2021 11:08 PM (rt0xh)

661 I met a gentleman who had dealings with Richard
Nixon in the early 1960's. He said Nixon had the foulest mouth he had
ever heard in a man. Even in the presence of women.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2021 11:06 PM (PnK4F)

they probaly never heard LBJ.

Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2021 11:09 PM (gJfTA)

662 No Soap Radio! ABC 1983. All four episodes UTTERLY DISCOMOBULATE anything else you've ever seen.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 03, 2021 11:09 PM (kxUnS)

663 649

Basz meg?!
How dare you!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 03, 2021 11:09 PM (ucZQI)

664 I'm a dork. I admit. I like dorky things.

I've been ordering dorky things from eBay.

This is what happens when a dork gets money,

Going to die alone.

Fuck it.

Posted by: Robert is cheap so don't expect much at June 03, 2021 11:09 PM (1Yy3c)

665 Surprised no one has mentioned MOD SQUAD!
Posted by: AceOfPhrase

'Sup brutha

Posted by: Miklos "Linc" Hayes, to an Isaac Hayes soundtrack at June 03, 2021 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)

Posted by: Robert is cheap so don't expect much at June 03, 2021 11:10 PM (1Yy3c)

667 Outkick has story that the HS coach that forced a practicing Jewish player to eat a pizza with sausage as punishment has been fired.

Oh, you haven't heard of the story? That's cause the player forced to eat pork wasn't Muslim, and the coach, well isn't exactly going to match a first description of White Supremacist.

I'll bet the firing was because legal council was screaming that everyday the coach was still on the payroll was another $250,000 to the settlement. Which should be big, but sadly won't be coming out of the school board that hired him, nor the principle that supposedly is in charge's salary/pension.

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 11:10 PM (Ojki1)

668 Surprised no one has mentioned MOD SQUAD!
Posted by: AceOfPhrase
------

Ah, yes...Peggy Lipton.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 03, 2021 11:10 PM (pK7cg)

669 I really enjoyed Garth Marenghi's Darkplace and it's sister show Man to Man with Dean Learner.

"That's the mother, Rick!!"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 03, 2021 11:10 PM (ZSK0i)

670 I saw the Mod Squad movie with Claire Danes.

It was a piece of shit,

Posted by: Robert is cheap so don't expect much at June 03, 2021 11:11 PM (1Yy3c)

671 they probaly never heard LBJ.
Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2021 11:09 PM (gJfTA)

Likely true.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2021 11:11 PM (PnK4F)

672 666
Posted by: Robert is cheap

That was pretty inexpensive

Posted by: Thrifty McMiklos at June 03, 2021 11:12 PM (QzkSJ)

673 Thank you, Farmer!
I turned 50, but when I'm here I feel 29!
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 03, 2021 10:43

This place does make me feel younger. And after this back surgery that is a blessing.

I remember my worst take on turning old was when I turned 30, I thought my youth was gone. Stupid fool I was then.

Now facing forced disability and maybe retirement at age 65 I've got to figure out this labyrinth of govt regulations. Have to add kudos to the gal that did my SS disability application today, Laura did a good job.

Posted by: Farmer at June 03, 2021 11:12 PM (55Qr6)

674 665

When Mod Squad came out I was the most naive country boy on erf.
Quite a shock to the system.

Posted by: AceOfPhrase at June 03, 2021 11:12 PM (NgxKa)

675 they probaly never heard LBJ.
Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2021 11:09 PM (gJfTA)

Likely true.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

They won't hear you 'less you pick 'em up by the ears.

Posted by: Lyndon Baines Miklos at June 03, 2021 11:13 PM (QzkSJ)

676 is globalism China-ism


whoa dat is heavy

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 03, 2021 11:14 PM (bTQ72)

677 The show, "Straight Plan for the Gay Man" was absolutely hilarious. If featured five guys working overtime to pass a gay guy off as straight in multiple situations.

The first episode I saw, they got their subject a job at a meatpacking plant.

Posted by: Sam Adams at June 03, 2021 11:14 PM (DbadI)

678 Surprised no one has mentioned MOD SQUAD!

Posted by: AceOfPhrase



'Sup brutha

Posted by: Miklos "Linc" Hayes, to an Isaac Hayes soundtrack at June 03, 2021 11:10 PM (QzkSJ
Solid.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 03, 2021 11:14 PM (BMmaB)

679 Hey Farmer, Did your call today go OK?

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 11:14 PM (Ojki1)

680 Basz meg

Posted by: Miklos, a mere Molnar at June 03, 2021 11:04 PM



And a hearty 'basz meg' back atcha, a barátom!

Posted by: Zettai at June 03, 2021 11:14 PM (OIvjJ)

681 Ah, yes...Peggy Lipton.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Just my cup of tea.

Posted by: Miklos, also thinking Mrs. Peel at June 03, 2021 11:14 PM (QzkSJ)

682 They won't hear you 'less you pick 'em up by the ears.
Posted by: Lyndon Baines Miklos
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Ha, ha...very fvcking funny.

Posted by: Her at June 03, 2021 11:15 PM (830x5)

683 Sup, Miklos?

Posted by: AceOfPhrase at June 03, 2021 11:16 PM (NgxKa)

684 *Looks at Amazon*

OK, I won't be looking to get Count Duckula on DVD. Amazing how somethings are so rare and pricey.

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 11:16 PM (Ojki1)

685 670 I saw the Mod Squad movie with Claire Danes.

It was a piece of shit,
Posted by: Robert is cheap so don't expect much at June 03, 2021 11:11 PM (1Yy3c)

I confess to having a crush on Claire

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 03, 2021 11:16 PM (BgMrQ)

686 Want to see an interesting career? I just check out iDMB for Terri Garr.

Batman, Andy Griffin Show, Star Trek, That Girl, It Takes a Thief, Room 222, Bob Newhart Show, McCloud, The original Law and Order tv movie, MASH

Just scratching the surface of things she did before Tootsie.

Ok, now I am out.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 11:17 PM (5p7BC)

687 As Jimmy Buffet said in "I Wish I Had a Pencil Thin Mustache," I think I'll step right up and show my age!

Fave sitcom? "You'll Never Get Rich," with Phil Silvers as Sgt. Ernie Bilko.

"What do you call this game? Pok-err?"

The Army once had a dud of a missile system called "The Sergeant York." The wags re-named it "The Sergeant Bilko."

Posted by: mnw at June 03, 2021 11:17 PM (Cssks)

688 The show, "Straight Plan for the Gay Man" was absolutely hilarious. If featured five guys working overtime to pass a gay guy off as straight in multiple situations.

The first episode I saw, they got their subject a job at a meatpacking plant.


Wouldn't he have been more comfortable in the shipping department of a fudge company?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 03, 2021 11:17 PM (SchxB)

689 Oh, Farmer. God bless you! I so know what you mean. AoSHQ is absolutely the place to reclaim some youth! Lovely, wonderful, place to hang out!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 03, 2021 11:18 PM (ucZQI)

690 Want to see an interesting career? I just check out iDMB for Terri Garr. Batman, Andy Griffin Show, Star Trek, That Girl, It Takes a Thief,
Room 222, Bob Newhart Show, McCloud, The original Law and Order tv
movie, MASH Just scratching the surface of things she did before Tootsie. Ok, now I am out Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2021 11:17 PM (5p7BC)

Roll, roll, roll in ze hay!

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 03, 2021 11:18 PM (BMmaB)

691 Sup, Miklos?
Posted by: AceOfPhrase

A sup, a cup, and a tup

A complete evening

Posted by: Miklos, reasonably content at June 03, 2021 11:19 PM (QzkSJ)

692 Outkick has story that the HS coach that forced a practicing Jewish player to eat a pizza with sausage as punishment has been fired.

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 11:10 PM (Ojki1)

Holy fuvking dhit!

Seriously, what asshole thought that was a worthwhile exercise?

I will say this now, to my Jewish bros and sis's here on the HQ, that if ever presented with sausage or ham *anything*, call my name and I will appear and eat that shit for you. It's a sacrifice I will happily make for the sake of any 'Ron.

Posted by: Robert knows the LAWD is angry with him, so what's one more thing? at June 03, 2021 11:19 PM (1Yy3c)

693 Terri Garr liked to say that she was living proof that some white girls CAN dance.

Posted by: mnw at June 03, 2021 11:20 PM (Cssks)

694 Roll, roll, roll in ze hay!
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon

Mit Schnitzengruben?

Posted by: Miklos, suddenly awake at June 03, 2021 11:20 PM (QzkSJ)

695 Claire Danes.

The Christie McNichol of the 90's

Had a crush on Buddy too...

Fuck, I could end up Joe Biden at this rate

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 03, 2021 11:20 PM (BgMrQ)

696 Roll, roll, roll in ze hay!
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 03, 2021 11:18 PM (BMmaB)

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Well, that goes without saying.

Posted by: Doktor von Frohnkeshteen at June 03, 2021 11:21 PM (fLVm1)

697
The Army once had a dud of a missile system called "The Sergeant York." The wags re-named it "The Sergeant Bilko."
Posted by: mnw
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Guns, not missiles. And, a damned shame that York's name was attached to it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 03, 2021 11:21 PM (WD9ZA)

698 I confess to having a crush on Claire
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 03, 2021 11:16 PM (BgMrQ)


Claire is crush worthy.

Posted by: Robert knows the LAWD is angry with him, so what's one more thing? at June 03, 2021 11:21 PM (1Yy3c)

699 The Army once had a dud of a missile system called "The Sergeant York." The wags re-named it "The Sergeant Bilko."

Posted by: mnw at June 03, 2021 11:17 PM (Cssks
It was actually a cannon system like a minigun, except bigger and mounted on a tracked vehicle. When they were doing a VIP demonstration flying a helicopter drone for it to acquire and blow out of the sky, the radar picked up on a fan in a portapotty at the range and blew the john into kingdom come. It had bugs.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 03, 2021 11:21 PM (BMmaB)

700 Howdy Hordelings! Just getting here at 12:20 Eastern time after reading Weird Dave's awesome content, and there's already 700 comments?!?! I feel like I've missed most of the fun. I better get to perusing some comments.

Back soon!

Posted by: Doof at June 03, 2021 11:22 PM (mZUr4)

701 Glad someone else mentioned Twin Peaks, love that show, even the headscratching wtf that was The Return. (The return had enough for me to get through Lynch Art-ing at us)
Posted by: Funsize at June 03, 2021 10:12 PM (EiPf6)

We streamed Twin Peaks Missing Pieces 2014 before moving onto Season 3, which is a trip btw. It is 90 minutes of deleted and extended scenes laid out linear time line from Fire Walk With Me.
(Fmovies dot to ) has it
(zoechip dot com ) has it as well.

Also, I don't know why it had to be spelled out as to who killed Laura Palmer, I guess adult retards were plentiful in the late 80's and early 90's America. The show gives off plenty of demonic and incest vibes after the first couple of episodes.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 03, 2021 11:23 PM (0EAC1)

702 Guns, not missiles. And, a damned shame that York's name was attached to it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Second best as usual.

Posted by: Dick York, the lesser Darren at June 03, 2021 11:23 PM (QzkSJ)

703 It was actually a cannon system like a minigun, except bigger and mounted on a tracked vehicle. When they were doing a VIP demonstration flying a helicopter drone for it to acquire and blow out of the sky, the radar picked up on a fan in a portapotty at the range and blew the john into kingdom come. It had bugs.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 03, 2021 11:21 PM (BMmaB)

It really didn't like that can.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2021 11:24 PM (PnK4F)

704 Okay, it's raining, my eyes are heavy, I'm shitfaced and need to be up early.

Night!

Helloween - Fear Of The Fallen

https://youtu.be/Px1CgvQJb0c

Posted by: Robert knows the LAWD is angry with him, so what's one more thing? at June 03, 2021 11:24 PM (1Yy3c)

705 I wish I could find the cartoon now, but I can't. It was a picture of Mr. Crabs from Spongebob in a completely rainbow outfit surrounded by rainbow items for sale. The undersea reporter is asking him, "And how did you come to your view on gayness?" Mr. Crabs response : "Profits."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2021 11:24 PM (k39e/)

706 Second best as usual.

Posted by: Dick York, the lesser Darren at June 03, 2021 11:23 PM (QzkSJ)

I always thought of him as the real Darren and the other guy as lesser.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 03, 2021 11:24 PM (BMmaB)

707 Andy Gump suppression is a legitimate artillery mission.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2021 11:25 PM (fLVm1)

708 It really didn't like that can.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

EVACUATE NOW

Posted by: Miklos with an Ontos at June 03, 2021 11:25 PM (QzkSJ)

709 EVACUATE NOW

Posted by: Miklos with an Ontos at June 03, 2021 11:25 PM (QzkSJ)

That could be read a couple of ways, Miklos.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 03, 2021 11:26 PM (BMmaB)

710 I always thought of him as the real Darren and the other guy as lesser.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon

I stand corrected

Posted by: Miklosian Errors, SA de CV at June 03, 2021 11:26 PM (QzkSJ)

711 Caesar

There is a funny scene in a Chevy Chase movie based on that incident. At a VIP demonstration, a new missile system destroys the reviewing stand:

"This is a great day for the Navy!"

"Why?"

"Because the Air Force just spent $100 million on that piece of crap!"

Posted by: mnw at June 03, 2021 11:27 PM (Cssks)

712 Which Dick was the gay one? Sargent?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2021 11:27 PM (fLVm1)

713 @mnw, LOL

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 03, 2021 11:27 PM (BMmaB)

714 705 I wish I could find the cartoon now, but I can't. It was a picture of Mr. Crabs from Spongebob in a completely rainbow outfit surrounded by rainbow items for sale. The undersea reporter is asking him, "And how did you come to your view on gayness?" Mr. Crabs response : "Profits."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2021 11:24 PM (k39e/)

The things you can do when you own the IP and the creator is dead and thus can't call you on it.

Totally unrelated: They waited for Stan Lee to be dead before deciding that Spiderman discovered over 50 years after his creation that he swings both ways.

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 11:28 PM (Ojki1)

715 That could be read a couple of ways, Miklos.
Posted by: Caesar North

*reclines, files nails*

Posted by: Unconcerned Miklos at June 03, 2021 11:28 PM (QzkSJ)

716 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2021 11:27 PM (fLVm1)

I think they both were.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2021 11:28 PM (k39e/)

717 When they were doing a VIP demonstration flying a helicopter drone for it to acquire and blow out of the sky, the radar picked up on a fan in a portapotty at the range and blew the john into kingdom come. It had bugs.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 03, 2021 11:21 PM (BMmaB)

Wait, what had bugs? The can?

I hate using a portashitter and the ceiling is filled with spiders because no one fucking maintains the goddamn thing. Yeah, I'd have that thing blown to kingdom come, too.

Okay, I'm serious now. Night!

Posted by: Robert knows the LAWD is angry with him, so what's one more thing? at June 03, 2021 11:28 PM (1Yy3c)

718 @Cicero, Dick York. I think he died of the bug.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 03, 2021 11:28 PM (BMmaB)

719 I think the rocket system you are thinking of was the Corporal, which came after the initial Private rocket test system.

Corporal was a test bed for the dynamics of a rocket, and was supposed to scale to a liquid fuel rocket. The famous one was the WAC-Corporal which was just a rocket to test for altitude and feasibility. ISTR that it was launched from its own tow/launching tower like the V-2 Millerwagon




Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2021 11:30 PM (u0j5n)

720 @Fenelon, I looked it up. You're right, they both were.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 03, 2021 11:30 PM (BMmaB)

721 I think he died of the bug.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 03, 2021 11:28 PM (BMmaB)

He must have been so proud!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2021 11:30 PM (PnK4F)

722

This is disturbing news: The Giant River Otter, thought to be extinct, has been sighted (and filmed!) recently in Argentina...


https://is.gd/giant_river_otter_lives

Posted by: Zettai at June 03, 2021 11:31 PM (OIvjJ)

723 Btw, re: earlier, "Los Angeles". Ever since i became aware of "L.A." in 1973 or so, whether i was there or not, i've only ever heard it pronounced "LawSANjeless", as one word. The name may come from the Spanish for "the angels", but the name is a state of mind and that state of mind (what it used to be) was something different that became Lawsanjeless ("Los Angeles").

Posted by: SFGoth at June 03, 2021 11:32 PM (kxUnS)

724 722

This is disturbing news: The Giant River Otter, thought to be extinct, has been sighted (and filmed!) recently in Argentina...


https://is.gd/giant_river_otter_lives
Posted by: Zettai at June 03, 2021 11:31 PM (OIvjJ)

It's pride month, at least he can live his best life right now.

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 11:32 PM (Ojki1)

725 Good evening!
Just got back from sunset on the beach.


How's things?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2021 11:32 PM (U2p+3)

726 Wilson turned out to have cancer, House faked his death and the two rode off on a motorcycle together from what I recall.
Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 10:45 PM (Ojki1)

Both had motorcycles - House final words...'cancer is boring'

Posted by: a dude in MI at June 03, 2021 11:33 PM (+I6Y/)

727 700
Good evening Doof!
Interesting night tonight...
Grab a cocktail, sit back, and relax...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 03, 2021 11:33 PM (ucZQI)

728 Fucking sand in between the toes.
No matter what. You never get it all and it ends up in bed. Dammit!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2021 11:34 PM (U2p+3)

729 was something different that became Lawsanjeless ("Los Angeles").
Posted by: SFGoth

Never walked there.

Nobody does.

Posted by: As Miklos was given to understand at June 03, 2021 11:34 PM (QzkSJ)

730 Grab a cocktail, sit back, and relax...
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Wise Words

Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at June 03, 2021 11:35 PM (QzkSJ)

731 I don't like where this is going.

Posted by: Theoyoric of Dork at June 03, 2021 11:36 PM (GBHAb)

732 What are some of your favorite TV series that didn't last long? I mean shows that you really enjoyed that got canceled after a season or two.

A show that Mrs Doof and I really enjoyed was The Chicago Code. Drama about Chicago police detectives and a corrupt alderman. Canceled after 1 season. Created by Shawn Ryan (creator of THE SHIELD), starred Jason Clarke and Jennifer Beals. Awesome theme song by Billy Corgan of The Smashing Pumpkins...

https://youtu.be/QAMm1Oons_8

Posted by: Doof at June 03, 2021 11:36 PM (mZUr4)

733 Jeez, nurse. The beach! I am so jealous. Dip your toes in the sand for me...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 03, 2021 11:36 PM (ucZQI)

734 Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 11:28 PM (Ojki1)

I have a soft spot for the guy who created Spongebob who died too young. I just think it's very clever that he was a marine biologist and thought up these characters as a way to teach kids about marine life. I also think he wouldn't have suggested that SpongeBob and what's his name were gay but now we do because six year old need to know about their sexual orientation and how to do masturbation .sarc/. As the article linked from Daniel Greenfield said from this morning, "We stolen their innocence from kids."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2021 11:36 PM (k39e/)

735 It wasn't Lupus?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 03, 2021 11:36 PM (vuisn)

736 Never walked there.

Nobody does.


Anyone who tries ends up as missing persons.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 03, 2021 11:37 PM (SchxB)

737 I don't like where this is going.
Posted by: Theoyoric of Dork

MOAR LEECHES

Posted by: Miklos, gettin' all Medieval at June 03, 2021 11:37 PM (QzkSJ)

738
This is disturbing news: The Giant River Otter, thought to be extinct, has been sighted (and filmed!) recently in Argentina...
-----

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 03, 2021 11:37 PM (GBHAb)

739 Short lived shows that I loved. Tales from the golden monkey and Salvage one. Man those were great shows. Oh and can't do it without Briscoe county Jr. By now I'm sure these have already been mentioned so don't mind me. Just great tv back in the day.

Posted by: enzo at June 03, 2021 11:38 PM (AY0BI)

740 Good evening Doof!
Interesting night tonight...
Grab a cocktail, sit back, and relax...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 03, 2021 11:33 PM (ucZQI)


COMM! Been a few days -- good to see you!

Posted by: Doof at June 03, 2021 11:38 PM (mZUr4)

741 As the article linked from Daniel Greenfield said from this morning, "We stolen their innocence from kids."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2021 11:36 PM (k39e/)

Which will work out well as the thieves will discover when they are older and those kids get to decide what home their elders are put in. Unless they go with the "Quality of life at the end is lesser, and we don't want to see you suffer" approach.

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 11:38 PM (Ojki1)

742 When they were doing a VIP demonstration flying a helicopter drone for it to acquire and blow out of the sky, the radar picked up on a fan in a portapotty at the range and blew the john into kingdom come. It had bugs.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 03, 2021 11:21 PM


So we had a little glitch

Posted by: Omni Consumer Products at June 03, 2021 11:38 PM (awtm/)

743 Anyone who tries ends up as missing persons.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

HA!

Posted by: Miklos, awarding a Smiley Face at June 03, 2021 11:39 PM (QzkSJ)

744 735 It wasn't Lupus?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 03, 2021 11:36 PM (vuisn)

One time it was, yes.

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 11:39 PM (Ojki1)

745 tell me when they find or clone a giant sloth.


aiiiii! El Perezoso gigante! Mirai las garras enormes, la espalda alta, Todos corremos!


1

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2021 11:39 PM (u0j5n)

746 This is disturbing news: The Giant River Otter, thought to be extinct, has been sighted (and filmed!) recently in Argentina...
-----

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 03, 2021 11:37 PM (GBHAb)

Maybe the 'gators got 'em.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2021 11:39 PM (PnK4F)

747 Steve Canyon. Only lasted one season.

Posted by: Justsayin' at June 03, 2021 11:40 PM (Fs5vw)

748 Maybe the 'gators got 'em.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2021 11:39 PM (PnK4F)

*Suddenly remembers there was 1, maybe 2 giant alligator horror movies in the 80s*

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 11:40 PM (Ojki1)

749 Yo Miklos! Working on a new playlist tomorrow. Heading down to your home state on Saturday. Will be on the coast for a week.

What's your over/under guess for the number of songs I'm gonna have on this playlist??

Posted by: Doof at June 03, 2021 11:41 PM (mZUr4)

750 *Suddenly remembers there was 1, maybe 2 giant alligator horror movies in the 80s*
Posted by: Bete

Gatornado!!!!

Posted by: Miklos, doing a film treatment in less time than a piss normally takes at June 03, 2021 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)

751 Fucking sand in between the toes.

No matter what. You never get it all and it ends up in bed. Dammit!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2021 11:34 PM (U2p+3)


Could be worse. Could be glitter.

Glitter gets everywhere.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2021 11:42 PM (u0j5n)

752 Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 11:38 PM (Ojki1)

Yes; It's a bad thing all around.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2021 11:42 PM (k39e/)

753 No one mentioned Cop Rock.

Posted by: ABC Executive what greenlit it at June 03, 2021 11:42 PM (Ojki1)

754 Dick York was born a York; Dick Sargent was born a Cox (and could be a Dick too).

Posted by: SFGoth at June 03, 2021 11:43 PM (kxUnS)

755 Fucking sand in between the toes.
No matter what. You never get it all and it ends up in bed. Dammit!!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Hmmm.... no shower before hopping into a comfy bed especially after the beach? So I guess the light is green when eating food in bed

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 03, 2021 11:43 PM (0EAC1)

756 I got another show that only lasted 1 season. Don't think anyone has mentioned it. (I did a "find in page" search and didn't get any results.)


COP ROCK

Posted by: Doof at June 03, 2021 11:43 PM (mZUr4)

757 *Suddenly remembers there was 1, maybe 2 giant alligator horror movies in the 80s*

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 11:40 PM (Ojki1)

Lake Placid with Betty White.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 03, 2021 11:44 PM (BMmaB)

758 Bete, there was a gator horror move that came out about a year ago. People refused to leave during a hurricane and the giant gators started eating people trapped in half-flooded houses

never saw it. Saw the trailer. Lots of screaming and people in wet clothing half submerged.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2021 11:44 PM (u0j5n)

759 ..How did the show House end, does anyone recall?
Did it have a send-off episode? Did House die and/or off himself? Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2021 10:39 PM (L2ZTs)



The character "House" was killed off in the final episode.

It was Lupus.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 03, 2021 11:44 PM (QzJWU)

760 Working on a new playlist tomorrow. Heading down to your home state on Saturday. Will be on the coast for a week.

What's your over/under guess for the number of songs I'm gonna have on this playlist??
Posted by: Doof

Breakfast-

Mammy's Kitchen, North Myrtle Beach

I will be at Poinsett State Park

Posted by: Miklos, it easy taking at June 03, 2021 11:44 PM (QzkSJ)

761 Horde mind at 753!!!

Posted by: Doof at June 03, 2021 11:44 PM (mZUr4)

762 What's your over/under guess for the number of songs I'm gonna have on this playlist??
Posted by: Doof

Vegas Line is 50,163

Posted by: Miklos, betting breakfast at June 03, 2021 11:45 PM (QzkSJ)

763 Bit of trivia: Kelsey Grammar was nominated or won an Emmy for playing Frasier Crane on three different primetime shows. Two are easy. How about the third?

Posted by: Fou Troll at June 03, 2021 11:46 PM (HLwmB)

764 It only takes once being slightly sunburnt and buzzed passing out in the bed after the beach to learn the lesson of always shower before bed. Beach or no beach.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 03, 2021 11:46 PM (0EAC1)

765 I just thought that this was a nice story of kindness and compassion:

https://tinyurl.com/b7fzbe8a

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2021 11:47 PM (k39e/)

766 I never saw the show "House".

Haven't watched TV (other than ball games, when they were worth watching) in ....29 years about.

Posted by: Miklos, from another culture at June 03, 2021 11:48 PM (QzkSJ)

767 Nixon hated, in a personal sense, 3 things: blacks; Jews; and anyone who smoked marijuana. Fuck Nixon.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 03, 2021 11:48 PM (kxUnS)

768 Will say it again.....Salvage One. They salvaged an iceberg and an old satellite....

Posted by: enzo at June 03, 2021 11:48 PM (AY0BI)

769 Miklos -- We'll be in Charleston (Isle of Palms), not Myrtle Beach. Been to MB many times. One of my favorite places. I think we've been to Mammy's once before.

Posted by: Doof at June 03, 2021 11:48 PM (mZUr4)

770 36 Firefly
Posted by: Mal at June 03, 2021 09:07 PM (1wvEb)

Captain, my captain...
[Sigh]

Posted by: Flyover at June 03, 2021 11:50 PM (YrSdg)

771 We'll be in Charleston (Isle of Palms), not Myrtle Beach. Been to MB many times. One of my favorite places. I think we've been to Mammy's once before.
Posted by: Doof

Well, by Governor's Order, there are no municipal mask rules in SC anywhere.

Posted by: Miklos, back in the Sunshine at June 03, 2021 11:50 PM (QzkSJ)

772 I just thought that this was a nice story of kindness and compassion:

https://tinyurl.com/b7fzbe8a

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2021 11:47 PM



Last evening's ONT, q.v....

Posted by: Zettai at June 03, 2021 11:50 PM (OIvjJ)

773 Well, I got shorted at the scrapyard today. Drove in the yard, took the tarp off the load, drove over the scale, and the crane operator hitched onto his magnet and offloaded the truck. Went back over the scale, empty, and went in the office to get paid. "Four hundred pounds". Me, "Huh? wait a minute there was at least a thousand pounds on there. And your tare weight for this load is more than my loaded weight for the last one." Scale girl, "we just had the scales calibrated". Me: "Well something ain't right. Pogo and I haven't gained a thousand pounds between us in 3 days." So she pulled the previous ticket, and agreed, that, yes, there was a huge discrepancy on the tare between Monday's load and today's. So she paid me for a thousand pounds, and I accepted that, but it still might have been short, but near as bad as her initial figure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2021 11:50 PM (PnK4F)

774 740


Good to see you as well. Sometimes ONT gets intense, and a gal must step away. Especially given you handsome guys, say, like you and that crazy-ass Miklos...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 03, 2021 11:50 PM (ucZQI)

775 Fucking sand in between the toes.
No matter what. You never get it all and it ends up in bed. Dammit!!
Posted by: nurse ratched
-------

There are Sandlappers among us. You know who you are.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 03, 2021 11:50 PM (WD9ZA)

776 What's your over/under guess for the number of songs I'm gonna have on this playlist??
Posted by: Doof

Vegas Line is 50,163
Posted by: Miklos, betting breakfast at June 03, 2021 11:45 PM (QzkSJ)


LOL. I will have my laptop and external hard drive. But my playlist for the week won't have that many songs.

Probably somewhere around 750

Posted by: Doof at June 03, 2021 11:51 PM (mZUr4)

777 but it still might have been short, but near as bad as her initial figure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
----------

Had her thumb on the scale, it's obvious.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 03, 2021 11:52 PM (WD9ZA)

778

A "sandlapper" must be some sort of shore bird...

Posted by: Zettai at June 03, 2021 11:52 PM (OIvjJ)

779 Had her thumb on the scale, it's obvious.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 03, 2021 11:52 PM (WD9ZA)

Well, she is a little on the stout side. With partly green hair.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2021 11:53 PM (PnK4F)

780 Last evening's ONT, q.v....
Posted by: Zettai at June 03, 2021 11:50 PM (OIvjJ)

Sorry; I am rarely awake for the ONT and so didn't know that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2021 11:54 PM (k39e/)

781 Totally unrelated: They waited for Stan Lee to be
dead before deciding that Spiderman discovered over 50 years after his
creation that he swings both ways.Posted by: Bete


I saw what you did there.

Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2021 11:54 PM (P1f+c)

782 I'm guessing it's either the Simpsons or Wings for the Frasier Crane trivia.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 03, 2021 11:54 PM (0EAC1)

783 There are Sandlappers among us. You know who you are.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 03, 2021 11:50 PM (WD9ZA)

*Shifty eyes*

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at June 03, 2021 11:55 PM (Ojki1)

784 Bit of trivia: Kelsey Grammar was nominated or won an Emmy for playing Frasier Crane on three different primetime shows. Two are easy. How about the third?
Posted by: Fou Troll at June 03, 2021 11:46 PM (HLwmB)


Taking a guess. Was it WINGS? An outstanding, underrated show.

Posted by: Doof at June 03, 2021 11:55 PM (mZUr4)

785 The Sgt.York system was basically the Navy's 20mm Phalanx Point Defense System, mounted to an Army tracked chassis, the origins of which escape me.

They tried to re-write the Phalanx software to "ignore" things like treelines, utility poles and their wires, radio aerials and such. But nope. Hastily done software patches didn't work on a system optimized to take out targets with only a clean sea-horizon and/or friendly aircraft sqwacking transponder codes in desperate hopes not to be "next". Run the same hardware now, with up to date code written by talented and motivated Morons.

The Sgt. York ought to kick ass, but failed due to the humans behind it's potential. Not due to the potential itself.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 03, 2021 11:55 PM (QzJWU)

786 Well, she is a little on the stout side. With partly green hair.


Did you remember to compliment her on letting her natural color grow out? Reactions to that are always fun.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 03, 2021 11:56 PM (SchxB)

787 My guess is that whoever did the scale calibration fucked up big time, or else there is some sort of hysteresis error in the scale mechanism to cause a false zero.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2021 11:56 PM (PnK4F)

788

For comic relief, here's this clip from the "The Road to Hong Kong" (Bob Hope and Bing Crosby). Miley was flipping through the channels and stumbled on this. I heard her in their laughing her butt off. It was this scene.

They are launched into space via some Mad Scientist/James Bond villain type:

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=LpDSCN1WCcw

Jump to about 5:00 mins in when the insanity starts.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 03, 2021 11:57 PM (Mzdiz)

789 787 My guess is that whoever did the scale calibration fucked up big time, or else there is some sort of hysteresis error in the scale mechanism to cause a false zero.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2021 11:56 PM (PnK4F)

I wonder how many other people got "accidentally" shorted before you noticed.

Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 11:57 PM (Ojki1)

790 Here's something which was probably not on last night's ONT

Earthporn-Images of light and landscape:

https://www.reddit.com/r/EarthPorn/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2021 11:58 PM (k39e/)

791 but it still might have been short, but near as bad as her initial figure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Girls who deal in scrap always have problems with weight.

Posted by: Miklos, and do not tell Darleen, Marleen, or Charleen I said that at June 03, 2021 11:58 PM (QzkSJ)

792 Nixon hated, in a personal sense, 3 things: blacks; Jews; and anyone who smoked marijuana. Fuck Nixon.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 03, 2021 11:48 PM (kxUnS)

and we know the one that really bothers you. Maybe you are right, maybe that is true. I admit I don't follow all the personal stuff. I know some tapes came out years ago and he was certainly not guarded, and likely way out of line. But to me, his story is about getting knocked down and getting back up. Right up until his death, politicians of both sides asked him for counsel. He had something to offer, and they wanted to hear it.

IF you have proof he hated Blacks and Jews, that would be worth sharing. If that is true, I agree F him. But hate is a strong word. Just saying something out of line at a certain moment is not hate. BTW, Nixon is long gone and pretty much no one brings him up anymore. My advice is to move on. The pot wars were won, your side won. No reason to be so bitter.

Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2021 11:58 PM (gJfTA)

793

The M247 Sergeant York was a twin 40mm Bofors mounted on an M48 Patton tank chassis...

Posted by: Zettai at June 03, 2021 11:58 PM (OIvjJ)

794 My guess is that whoever did the scale calibration fucked up big time, or else there is some sort of hysteresis error in the scale mechanism to cause a false zero.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Magnetic anomaly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 03, 2021 11:58 PM (WD9ZA)

795 763 Bit of trivia: Kelsey Grammar was nominated or won an Emmy for playing Frasier Crane on three different primetime shows. Two are easy. How about the third?
Posted by: Fou Troll at June 03, 2021 11:46 PM (HLwmB)

Wings

Posted by: kbdabear at June 03, 2021 11:58 PM (qAR6u)

796 Did you remember to compliment her on letting her natural color grow out? Reactions to that are always fun.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 03, 2021 11:56 PM (SchxB)

Eh, she was actually pretty professional, and did acknowledge that there was an error.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2021 11:59 PM (PnK4F)

797 Sheesh! 400 comments in and so many of my short lived shows are taken already!! So, I'll just skip down to comment 700+ and post the ones I watched.

Sgt Cribb Victorian Detective, Buffalo Bill, Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin, and Hard Time on Planet Earth

Posted by: Notre Dame Blazers at June 03, 2021 11:59 PM (7bRMQ)

798 There are Sandlappers among us. You know who you are.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Says Mister Sticky Heels Man

Posted by: Miklos, rejoicing on the banks of the Saluda at June 04, 2021 12:00 AM (QzkSJ)

799 For all the rare live concert aficionados, I'm guessing attending the live shows, however many nights it took, for the filming of the closing musical scene for each episode Twin Peaks The Return would be nearly impossible to beat.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 04, 2021 12:00 AM (0EAC1)

800 I see widespread Pepe is here. Im assuming I should never trust another girl again, right?

Posted by: Broseidon at June 04, 2021 12:01 AM (YQabe)

801 Here's something which was probably not on last night's ONT

Earthporn-Images of light and landscape:

https://www.reddit.com/r/EarthPorn/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2021 11:58 PM



Nope!

Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 12:01 AM (OIvjJ)

802 Magnetic anomaly.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

If it happens once, anomaly.

Happens twice-

ALIENS

Posted by: Ancient Miklos Conspiracy Theorists say YES at June 04, 2021 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)

803 Giant, scary, aggressive animals? Tremors or nothing. There is no giant alligator, shark, bear, whatever movie ever worth watching instead of Tremors.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 04, 2021 12:02 AM (kxUnS)

804 I see widespread Pepe is here. Im assuming I should never trust another girl again, right?
Posted by: Broseidon

Did Pepe inform you that he is single?

Posted by: Miklos sees warning signs at June 04, 2021 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)

805 ..The M247 Sergeant York was a twin 40mm Bofors mounted on an M48 Patton tank chassis.. Posted by: Zettai at June 03, 2021 11:58 PM (OIvjJ)

I'll let my bourbon take the blame for that lapse.

But, OK then. Which one WAS the 20mm Phalanx on the track? My account of it's failure is not imaginary, that's what went down. Nomenclature notwithstanding.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 04, 2021 12:03 AM (QzJWU)

806
409 >>...a key challenge ahead for the Navy, Army and industry would be to "take all the successes we've had in the research and development of flight testing. And how do we start to productionize that?


Well, just spit ballin here, but I would start with putting a guy in charge who does not use words like "productionize"
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 03, 2021 10:01 PM (gfzaD)

----

We need to produce weapons that will murdalize the enemy.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 04, 2021 12:03 AM (2iDSr)

807 Voyagers! with Jon-Erik Hexum

https://tinyurl.com/4d4u5dma

Posted by: SMH at June 04, 2021 12:04 AM (G3r2q)

808 I wonder how many other people got "accidentally" shorted before you noticed.
Posted by: Bete at June 03, 2021 11:57 PM (Ojki1)

Good question. Semi truck went over the scale before me. And they use the scale to weigh their own in-house transfers, too. This had to be a system error of some kind, and not a deliberate cheat. A really subtle cheat could go on for months, and not be detected.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2021 12:04 AM (PnK4F)

809 My guess is that whoever did the scale calibration fucked up big time, or else there is some sort of hysteresis error in the scale mechanism to cause a false zero.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2021 11:56 PM



Gremlins...

Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 12:04 AM (OIvjJ)

810 Sometimes I wish I was that big ass girl.
I'll probably be too little to ever be noticed. My butt is certainly too tiny..

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 04, 2021 12:04 AM (ucZQI)

811 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O8xCCS0Aac

Posted by: Quint at June 04, 2021 12:04 AM (gJfTA)

812 But, OK then. Which one WAS the 20mm Phalanx on the track? My account of it's failure is not imaginary, that's what went down. Nomenclature notwithstanding.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 04, 2021 12:03 AM



Linebacker!

Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 12:05 AM (OIvjJ)

813 A "sandlapper" must be some sort of shore bird...

Posted by: Zettai at June 03, 2021 11:52 PM (OIvjJ)


Amash Faplap!

Posted by: Scout Officer John Leeming has a bopamagilvie at June 04, 2021 12:06 AM (u0j5n)

814 Is it warm in MN?


@CrimeWatchMpls 8m

Windows being broken at Target. Looting is starting.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 04, 2021 12:06 AM (nI1Kq)

815 Sometimes I wish I was that big ass girl.
I'll probably be too little to ever be noticed. My butt is certainly too tiny..


If this site had PM's your inbox would full in about five minutes.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 04, 2021 12:07 AM (SchxB)

816 Favorite short-lived shows? When I was a kid with no taste, "Automan".
A "buddy cop" show where one buddy was human, and the other was Tron.

Posted by: mikeski, now an adult with no taste at June 04, 2021 12:07 AM (P1f+c)

817 Windows being broken at Target. Looting is starting.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 04, 2021 12:06 AM (nI1Kq)

Oh no! The bastards will steal the tranny-friendly terlits!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2021 12:08 AM (PnK4F)

818 Well, hey! We might make it to 1k again....
I'll contribute as best I can...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 04, 2021 12:08 AM (ucZQI)

819 814 Is it warm in MN?


@CrimeWatchMpls 8m

Windows being broken at Target. Looting is starting.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 04, 2021 12:06 AM (nI1Kq)

It is the early days of Pride shopping season.

Target is just donating Good and Hard.

Posted by: Bete at June 04, 2021 12:08 AM (Ojki1)

820 Windows being broken at Target. Looting is starting.

Guess their trannies in the bathroom policy couldn't save them from the ravages of pride month.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 04, 2021 12:08 AM (SchxB)

821 Gunsmoke. The Days of Our Lives.

Posted by: Pedantic ONT reader at June 04, 2021 12:08 AM (/aiGx)

822 And I remember it being paired with some show based on War of the Worlds where the alien invasion was real, was defeated, and the government just pretended it never actually happened.


Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2021 09:25 PM (DpkTQ)

Lasted a season and a half, not quite two full seasons. Had a sea change between the first and second seasons, the Martians went from being on the run, to being completely victorious (except for the survivors of the first season team).

Posted by: Fox2! at June 04, 2021 12:09 AM (qyH+l)

823 worth watching instead of Tremors.
Posted by: SFGoth

Shake Shake Shake
Shake Shake Shake

Shake your Booty


Posted by: KC Miklos and the Sunshine Band at June 04, 2021 12:09 AM (QzkSJ)

824 586 Anyone see the Pence speech? He's clearly running.
Posted by: Nlex at June 03, 2021 10:44 PM (u/Uwa)

He's should be running, but not for president. He should be running from Patriots for all that he did to our POTUS.

Posted by: Flyover at June 04, 2021 12:09 AM (YrSdg)

825 Nixon was the first really "performative" hate item.

Posted by: Scout Officer John Leeming has a bopamagilvie at June 04, 2021 12:10 AM (u0j5n)

826 The Days of Our Lives.
Posted by: Pedantic ONT reader

Like sands through the hour glass

Posted by: Miklos, your genial announcer at June 04, 2021 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)

827 Here's a nice thought from my Billy Graham calendar

At the moment we see only our immediate problems an burdens, but God sees the whole. He sees not only the present, but the future as well. He wants to lift us above ourselves, he wants us to see everything in the light of his plans. The psalmist said, "The Lord will perfect that which concerns me." Psalm 138: Keep your eyes on God, for He sees the whole picture, and He knows what is best for you. You can trust Him because he loves you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2021 12:10 AM (k39e/)

828 'Ettes (And you 'Rons that swing that way)...

2009 Merrie Monarch Men Kahiko Winners - Ke Kai O Kahiki

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Xr1Wd17w-g

Posted by: SMH at June 04, 2021 12:10 AM (G3r2q)

829 Bete,
i'm doing OK, my more lengthy post to you pixy did not approve.

Posted by: Farmer at June 04, 2021 12:11 AM (55Qr6)

830 Giant, scary, aggressive animals? Tremors or
nothing. There is no giant alligator, shark, bear, whatever movie ever
worth watching instead of Tremors.
I have only seen parts of it. Even the reaction videos bore me. Jaws was no shark movie, it was in another league. It would be interesting to come up with number 2. My guess is many would say Tremors, for some reason it has a major cult following I can't think the second best of the genre because I don't like horror. That some movie almanacs list Jaws as horror floors me. I mean, I get it, but I think it is way off.

Posted by: Quint at June 04, 2021 12:11 AM (gJfTA)

831 824 586 Anyone see the Pence speech? He's clearly running.
Posted by: Nlex at June 03, 2021 10:44 PM (u/Uwa)

He's should be running, but not for president. He should be running from Patriots for all that he did to our POTUS.
Posted by: Flyover at June 04, 2021 12:09 AM (YrSdg)

NeverTrump convinced him he'd be seen as a hero.

They neglected to say that it was by them, and they are about 2-3% of the "Republican" voters. but hey, maybe he can get more delegates than either Jeb or VP Whormala did.

Posted by: Bete at June 04, 2021 12:11 AM (Ojki1)

832 Merrie Monarch Men Kahiko Winners - Ke Kai O Kahiki

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Xr1Wd17w-g
Posted by: SMH

Sumo B-Team

Posted by: Samoan lawyer Miklos at June 04, 2021 12:12 AM (QzkSJ)

833 Linebacker!

Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 12:05 AM



Bzzzzzt

I sit corrected:

It is the M163 VADS (Vulcan Air Defence System)!

A Phalanx mounted on an M113...

Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 12:12 AM (OIvjJ)

834 Target having a store within 25 miles of Mpls is kind of incomprehensible at this point. Every time some scumbag criminal dies because they're threatening/not complying with police, the "community" will rearrange the Targets.

Well, in a sense I guess the store's name couldn't be better.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 04, 2021 12:12 AM (OTzUX)

835 I guess we're doing this whole 'protesters' thing again...

@RebsBrannon 12m

Police have arrived and are attempting to surround the protesters at the intersection.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 04, 2021 12:13 AM (nI1Kq)

836 You can trust Him because he loves you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Now see?

Yes, we can have nice things.

Posted by: Miklos at June 04, 2021 12:13 AM (QzkSJ)

837 A Phalanx mounted on an M113...
Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 12:12 AM (OIvjJ)

They could call it "Feylanx", and be more diverse.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2021 12:13 AM (PnK4F)

838 834 Target having a store within 25 miles of Mpls is kind of incomprehensible at this point. Every time some scumbag criminal dies because they're threatening/not complying with police, the "community" will rearrange the Targets.

Well, in a sense I guess the store's name couldn't be better.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 04, 2021 12:12 AM (OTzUX)

It is their HQ city, and if they pulled back it may impact their image in the state.

Posted by: Bete at June 04, 2021 12:14 AM (Ojki1)

839 835 I guess we're doing this whole 'protesters' thing again...

@RebsBrannon 12m

Police have arrived and are attempting to surround the protesters at the intersection.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 04, 2021 12:13 AM (nI1Kq)

What are they protesting, glass and ownership of things not in their possession?

Posted by: Bete at June 04, 2021 12:14 AM (Ojki1)

840 Sure, why not:

@CrimeWatchMpls 3m

Police arrived at CVS, looters inside.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 04, 2021 12:15 AM (nI1Kq)

841 Good night, everyone!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2021 12:15 AM (k39e/)

842 What are they protesting, glass and ownership of things not in their possession?
Posted by: Bete at June 04, 2021 12:14 AM (Ojki1)

Those big concrete spheres by the doors are much too white.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2021 12:16 AM (PnK4F)

843 Yogi Berra speaks for me on forecasts, but, um - Pence has zero chance. Impossible to believe he/his people don't know this. And this was true all along. Worked fine as a VP - up until COVID time, but the failures of the task force in heeding disastrous technical advice were shared all the way up the chain. But not a single person in the country was talking about Pence's future, at any point.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 04, 2021 12:16 AM (OTzUX)

844 *eyes Miklos*

Sumo wrestlers wish they had those physiques.

Posted by: SMH at June 04, 2021 12:16 AM (G3r2q)

845 What are they protesting, glass and ownership of things not in their possession?
Posted by: Bete

There is a certain fallacy at play here....

Posted by: Frédéric Miklos-Bastiat at June 04, 2021 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)

846 What are they protesting, glass and ownership of things not in their possession?
Posted by: Bete


Capitalism!

Posted by: mikeski at June 04, 2021 12:17 AM (P1f+c)

847 Police arrived at CVS, looters inside.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 04, 2021 12:15 AM (nI1Kq)

They ought to spring Derek Chauvin out of jail; he could handle this.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2021 12:17 AM (PnK4F)

848 *eyes Miklos*

Posted by: SMH

SMH is a chick, right?

Posted by: Hep a po Miklos out here at June 04, 2021 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)

849 I see widespread Pepe is here. Im assuming I should never trust another girl again, right?
Posted by: Broseidon

I think it's pretty difficult to trust people in general outside of where you have strong family roots and strong close bonds with your close friends and social circle to apply the needed social and religious pressures for people to not behave like selfish deceiving POS towards other people.
And yet even then, some people manage to do so....
This isn't exclusive to men or women. Society is royally fucked.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 04, 2021 12:18 AM (0EAC1)

850 Thanks for the info Bete, did not know that.

Well, in any case, as with most entities in the country now, I wish them the worst, in any case.

Plus, hard to imagine most Minnesotans would hold an obvious rational move like abandoning a collapsed city against them.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 04, 2021 12:18 AM (OTzUX)

851

I think we discussed Pence's future at this very blog whilst President Trump was in hospital with the coof...

Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 12:18 AM (OIvjJ)

852 Yep.

Posted by: SMH at June 04, 2021 12:19 AM (G3r2q)

853 840 Sure, why not:

@CrimeWatchMpls 3m

Police arrived at CVS, looters inside.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 04, 2021 12:15 AM (nI1Kq)

Best Buys figured out they needed those metal gate things and have them in ever store I can remember being in, regardless of location. Wonder how long til they are standard on all stores in Minni-haha.

Ah well, the stores are insured, I'm sure this won't affect them much cause insurance companies won't raise rates/drop policies for high risk factors, cause they aren't known for that.

Posted by: Bete at June 04, 2021 12:19 AM (Ojki1)

854 There was a short lived show called Push, Nevada. It seemed similar to Twin Peaks. Wish that show had hung on.

Posted by: 496 at June 04, 2021 12:20 AM (U1eOr)

855 Well I meant Pence was literally a non-factor all along (not unusual for VPs), as Trump blotted out the sun, in more ways than one. Since everyone (including China) assumed a resounding re-election, there technically wasn't even a "Pence question" due to arise for years to come.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 04, 2021 12:20 AM (OTzUX)

856 836


You're a lovely guy, Miklos! Awesome that you give kudos to your pals!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 04, 2021 12:21 AM (ucZQI)

857 President Trump was in hospital with the coof...
Posted by: Zettai

coof fourré!

Posted by: Miklei=use, who used to play Milles Bournes at June 04, 2021 12:21 AM (QzkSJ)

858 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 04, 2021 12:18 AM (0EAC1)

In other words, trust and put your faith in Christ. People will always people.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 04, 2021 12:21 AM (0EAC1)

859 In any case, and .... in any case. OK.

I'm gonna go get the papers. The papers.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 04, 2021 12:21 AM (OTzUX)

860
FWIW, one of those doctors trying to get around the suppression of Ivermectin by the pharma-academic-media complex says he talked to Pence about it last year and made his case.

Pence ignored him and he said he thus concluded Pence was on "Team Evil".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 04, 2021 12:22 AM (Mzdiz)

861 848

Perhaps you should hope so...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 04, 2021 12:22 AM (ucZQI)

862 Awesome that you give kudos to your pals!
Posted by: COMountainMarie

My middle name is "Kudo".

Something that has never been explained to me.

Posted by: Miklos, von und zu Kudenstein at June 04, 2021 12:22 AM (QzkSJ)

863 How can anybody say that Pence has the courage of his convictions, when he hasn't even been indicted, yet?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 04, 2021 12:22 AM (QzJWU)

864 There was a short lived show called Push, Nevada. It seemed similar to Twin Peaks. Wish that show had hung on.
Posted by: 496 at June 04, 2021 12:20 AM (U1eOr)

I guess the producers didn't have enough Pull with the network.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2021 12:22 AM (PnK4F)

865 Goodnight, Horde!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 04, 2021 12:22 AM (SchxB)

866 Nite, Blanco!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2021 12:24 AM (PnK4F)

867 Noches Buenas, Blanco!

Posted by: Mikloso del Yucatan at June 04, 2021 12:24 AM (QzkSJ)

868 Had never fully disassembled the Mossberg 500 before. Finally thought it was time for a thorough cleaning. Though really, there wasn't a whole lot of fouling to clean. Admirably reliable mechanism. I think I could not clean it for a long time without fear of functional issues.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 04, 2021 12:24 AM (OTzUX)

869 850 Thanks for the info Bete, did not know that.

Well, in any case, as with most entities in the country now, I wish them the worst, in any case.

Plus, hard to imagine most Minnesotans would hold an obvious rational move like abandoning a collapsed city against them.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 04, 2021 12:18 AM (OTzUX)

It's started and run by the Dayton family (I think they still have majority share). Big in MN politics and uber leftys. Pretty sure them bailing will lose them all the woke points the trans bathrooms got them and then some.

Think they had some stuff recently that some of their past hiring practices weren't exactly the stuff of woke as well, which they tried to PR away by doing away with some of the background application stuff that helps a business maybe sort out some of the elements you might not want working a register.

Posted by: Bete at June 04, 2021 12:25 AM (Ojki1)

870 854 There was a short lived show called Push, Nevada. It seemed similar to Twin Peaks. Wish that show had hung on.
eerie, indiana. oriented towards kids; in one episode, a mom keeps her kids young by sealing them in giant tupperware containers when they get home from school every day.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 04, 2021 12:25 AM (BGdiD)

871 I think I could not clean it for a long time without fear of functional issues.
Posted by: rhomboid

So, you met the nurse at my urologists

Posted by: Rodney Miklos-Dangerfield at June 04, 2021 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)

872 So. Ok. We are very oh-so-close to 1k, AGAIN! What a fantastic bunch of morons!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 04, 2021 12:27 AM (ucZQI)

873 Bete, did not realize the Dayton origins. He actually entered the Larry Pressler/Chick Hecht/Patty Murray sweepstakes for dumbest senator of all time when he was elected. My gawd, what an idiot. And he was governor, too?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 04, 2021 12:27 AM (OTzUX)

874 rhomboid. Better you should detail strip a Mossy, than an 870. I can do 870s, and polish the internals to perfection.

But they are a Pain, and etc. Trigger housing and shell-lifting group MUST be accomplished when inside of a large, stout plastic bag. Things go "sproing" and get lost, otherwise.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 04, 2021 12:27 AM (QzJWU)

875

We could very well make ACEPLAN quota of 1000 production units tonight...

One hundred millilitres (100mL) of vodka each says, "Da!"

Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 12:27 AM (OIvjJ)

876 helps a business maybe sort out some of the elements you might not want working a register.
Posted by: Bete

Talk about a sign-on bonus!

Posted by: Miklos could pay some bills at June 04, 2021 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)

877
Mysterious drones have been snooping on critical infrastructure in the US. I was just reading this at ZeroHedge -- story is near the top if interested.

This one happened at an airbase near Tucson, AZ. It seemed to be snooping on a fuel depot complex. The drone evaded helicopters sent after it.

There are other reports of this happening at nuclear power plants and other sensitive areas.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 04, 2021 12:28 AM (Mzdiz)

878 Evenin' all. Favorite short-lived shows....not sure why I want to show my age to you lot, but I'll offer up Captain Nice, and Mr. Terrific (which had a great theme song that I had to hear to the end of the closing credits).

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 04, 2021 12:29 AM (ZJ4XO)

879 Nick Lowe wrote a song called "I love the sound of breaking glass." Target should use that as the theme of all their commercials, like they did for "The Middle" song for months.

Posted by: Bete at June 04, 2021 12:29 AM (Ojki1)

880 Ding! Ding! Wings it is..."Planes, Trains, and Flying Cranes."

Posted by: Fou Troll at June 04, 2021 12:29 AM (HLwmB)

881 One hundred millilitres (100mL) of vodka each says, "Da!"
Posted by: Zettai

HA!

Also, is not vodka

Posted by: Miklosov Stakhanov at June 04, 2021 12:30 AM (QzkSJ)

882 Zettai
Absolutely. The nightwalkers kick it every time! Me,I'm here to help make it happen. Cheers!
*slurping my cocktail*

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 04, 2021 12:32 AM (ucZQI)

883 873 Bete, did not realize the Dayton origins. He actually entered the Larry Pressler/Chick Hecht/Patty Murray sweepstakes for dumbest senator of all time when he was elected. My gawd, what an idiot. And he was governor, too?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 04, 2021 12:27 AM (OTzUX)

I'm only slightly familiar with the whole thing as it was one state over from me, and much of this happened when all of politics I knew was the State of the Union meant I had nothing to watch on TV as we only had the three options.

Uncle lived in MN, and we went there near Christmas and went to a Dayton store that was multi floored, but was a nice Christmas deco layout throughout going by my limited memory.

Posted by: Bete at June 04, 2021 12:33 AM (Ojki1)

884
Like sands through the hour glass
Posted by: Miklos
--------

*cough* 108 *cough*

Posted by: Guy Who Coughs at June 04, 2021 12:34 AM (L47aO)

885 And 79 years since the Battle of Midway.

Stanhope Ring is still out there looking for the second Jap carrier group.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 04, 2021 12:35 AM (OTzUX)

886 I was surfing the usual seedier corners of the interwebz when I read a rumor that we are passing out valu rite if we get to a thousand. I came right over. I assume hobo kebobs are included?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 04, 2021 12:36 AM (Wm5SB)

887 766 I never saw the show "House".
i watched it until his boss perjured himself to keep him out of jail on a drug charge. that's where i lost interest.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 04, 2021 12:36 AM (BGdiD)

888 881 not vodka

Oh? Who says?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 04, 2021 12:37 AM (ucZQI)

889

*wonders if COMM was lurking when Dyedye Palpatine dominated the ONT...

Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 12:37 AM (OIvjJ)

890 Ding! Ding! Wings it is..."Planes, Trains, and Flying Cranes."
Posted by: Fou Troll at June 04, 2021 12:29 AM

I remember having to watch Wings as a kid cause my older siblings and my parents loved it. I remember Frasier appearing on that show and recalled Frasier being on the Simpsons at one point so I guessed both.
I haven't won anything since Wed so I'm pretty stoked right now and will call it a night.... ending the day as a winner!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 04, 2021 12:39 AM (0EAC1)

891 Like sands through the hour glass
Posted by: Miklos
--------

*cough* 108 *cough*
Posted by: Guy Who Coughs

hundreds of comments later..

indeed

Posted by: Moderately philosophical Miklos at June 04, 2021 12:39 AM (QzkSJ)

892

"Dyedye!"

The Horde cries out!

Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 12:39 AM (OIvjJ)

893 881 not vodka

Oh? Who says?
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Comrade Zettai no provide vodka

Weak soju if lucky

Posted by: Miklos, with palinka for putting hair onto chest at June 04, 2021 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)

894 Coronet Blue with Frank Converse. One season, 13 episodes. 1967

Posted by: Flatville Bill at June 04, 2021 12:42 AM (tEsMf)

895 889

I am ALWAYS lurking. Just ask Miklos...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 04, 2021 12:42 AM (ucZQI)

896 "Dyedye!"

The Horde cries out!
Posted by: Zettai

Personally, I think the Ancient Slavonauts came back to get him

Posted by: Miklos, theoretical conspiracist at June 04, 2021 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)

897 Here's an amazingly good-sounding track from 1963: Garnet Mimms and the Enchanters doing "Cry, Baby." (BTW, lyric is "tears to shed," not "tears to shake.)
https://tinyurl.com/6n7nnfke

Posted by: Fou Troll at June 04, 2021 12:43 AM (HLwmB)

898

*has an untapped handle of Refinery 21 in the kitchen...

Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 12:43 AM (OIvjJ)

899

*Errr, RECIPE 21...

Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 12:44 AM (OIvjJ)

900

Devyat-cyat'?

Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 12:45 AM (OIvjJ)

901 *has an untapped handle of Refinery 21 in the kitchen...
Posted by: Zettai

Refinery 21 is a Woke Chick site

You are soooo busted

Posted by: Miklos, Freudically slipping at June 04, 2021 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)

902 Should Palp ever rejoin, I'm the best suited to run the tests for verification.

He'n me exchanged many an email as regards to photography and the equipment related thereto.

No one will run an artificial Palp by me, here. Because no one was privvy to all those back-channel mailings. Sadly, those back-channels, now remain, silent. Just so you know.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 04, 2021 12:47 AM (QzJWU)

903 huszonegy, basz meg

Posted by: Miklos, the level og Hungarian around here is deplorable at June 04, 2021 12:48 AM (QzkSJ)

904

Indeed! If Palp was a creative writing project, someone put in a hell of a lot of work into it...

Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 12:49 AM (OIvjJ)

905 Sadly, those back-channels, now remain, silent. Just so you know.

Jim

The second-to-last communication that I saw involved car wreck, illegals, and a firearm.

I wonder if Mr Lawyer Man told Palp to Shut the Hell Up

Posted by: Miklos of Inquiring Mind at June 04, 2021 12:50 AM (QzkSJ)

906 Could Thursdays be the evening that could be the 1k comment evening? Sure looks like it...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 04, 2021 12:51 AM (ucZQI)

907

The "woke chick site" is Refinery 29, so, Ha!

Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 12:51 AM (OIvjJ)

908 Indeed! If Palp was a creative writing project, someone put in a hell of a lot of work into it...
Posted by: Zettai

Ha!

We should check recent MfA/Creative Writing graduates!

Posted by: Miklos thinking its all on line at June 04, 2021 12:52 AM (QzkSJ)

909

Ha!

Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 12:52 AM (OIvjJ)

910 Better off Ted was one of the funniest shows, with the bonus of the stunning Portia de Rossi.

Posted by: Jojo2b at June 04, 2021 12:53 AM (ij9sq)

911 The "woke chick site" is Refinery 29, so, Ha!
Posted by: Zettai

Ever so much more busted.....

Posted by: Miklos "Buster" Hyman at June 04, 2021 12:53 AM (QzkSJ)

912 ..If Palp was a creative writing project, someone put in a hell of a lot of work into it.. 1 12:49 AM (OIvjJ)

And was a Master Photographic Technician.

I have three years of schooling in Occupational Photography under by belt from the '70s, and a couple years of retail camera sales from the mid '80s. Palp didn't just "speak the lingo", but was fluent therein.

There are some things that just can't be faked.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 04, 2021 12:53 AM (QzJWU)

913 Friend of mine wrote a book "Single Season Sitcoms 1948-1979" Lot's of forgotten TV trivia, and memories. He's since written follow up works covering the '80's and '90's.

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 04, 2021 12:55 AM (ZJ4XO)

914 Well, getting real sleepy here at stately Peon Manor. Time to get some sack time. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2021 12:56 AM (PnK4F)

915 There are some things that just can't be faked.

Jim

But they can be cleaned.

Borax

Washing soda

Posted by: Hints from Heloise, Palp, and Miklos, who learned at June 04, 2021 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)

916

There were some inconsistencies in Palp's on-going tale that had me (us?) wondering...

Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 12:56 AM (OIvjJ)

917 HA! Back atcha

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 04, 2021 12:56 AM (ucZQI)

918 Stately Night to the Stately AOP.

Posted by: Miklos, not resting in State just yet at June 04, 2021 12:57 AM (QzkSJ)

919 ..I wonder if Mr Lawyer Man told Palp to Shut the Hell Up. Posted by: Miklos of Inquiring Mind at June 04, 2021 12:50 AM (QzkSJ


A smart one, would have done just that. 'Cause Palp (presumptive) wouldn't have won a red cent in judgment against an illegal in a collision, regardless. And said illegal could go all "oppressor" against some Slavic Gringo with a gun. Go figure.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 04, 2021 12:58 AM (QzJWU)

920 There are some things that just can't be faked.

Jim

I don't think a Jim or a Miklos could be faked either.

Austro-Hungarians KNOW

Posted by: Miklos, with a measure of certainty at June 04, 2021 01:00 AM (QzkSJ)

921

He was on his way to a Mome, too, which I found suspicious... I mean, how convenient!

Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 01:01 AM (OIvjJ)

922 ..But they can be cleaned. Borax. Washing soda.
Posted by: Hints from Heloise, Palp, and Miklos, who learned at June 04, 2021 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)

Great humor, wrong track.

And I'll not give a hint as to the photographic details which were discussed. Not a hint.

/nite, horde!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 04, 2021 01:02 AM (QzJWU)

923 Now, you all realize that Pixy will hijack ONT
before we hit 1k...
Will the ONT do it?!
Stay tuned!!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 04, 2021 01:02 AM (ucZQI)

924 And said illegal could go all "oppressor" against some Slavic Gringo with a gun. Go figure.

Jim

U fergot the Joo part

Palp claimed to be a West Virginia jewbilly.

As far as the old Central/East European lingo, he had that down. He really knew how things were done and described. He must have spent time there.

Posted by: Miklos, doing late nite Q/A at June 04, 2021 01:03 AM (QzkSJ)

925 ^(HJGU^RUHBIU

GOTO 111

Is comment

Posted by: Miklosbot v. 183.57.116 at June 04, 2021 01:07 AM (QzkSJ)

926 I broke it?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 04, 2021 01:08 AM (ucZQI)

927 If only I could dance across the ONT comments like Fred and Ginger...

Posted by: Miklosbot v. 783.57.116 at June 04, 2021 01:08 AM (QzkSJ)

928

I think Yours Truly could be faked easily...

Y'know back in ancient times, in a universe far, far away, I regularly participated in a forum at a news site that went on for over a year -- and I'd get regularly bounced for uttering unutterable novelties and heresies, so I had to reincarnate often...

And I developed certain idiosyncrasies in diction, grammar, orthography, and punctuation that was distinctive enough that everyone there knew it was me again regardless of my current credentials... And. I. just. cannot. stop.

Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 01:09 AM (OIvjJ)

929 In this day, Winston Churchill made the first ONT comment (spelled OUNT in Britain)

Posted by: Miklosbot v. 783.27.116 at June 04, 2021 01:09 AM (QzkSJ)

930 Favorite short-lived shows? When I was a kid with no taste, "Automan".
A "buddy cop" show where one buddy was human, and the other was Tron.
Posted by: mikeski, now an adult with no taste at June 04, 2021 12:07 AM (P1f+c)

My brother and I thought it was hilarious when he made a 90 degree turn in the car and the human guy would slam up against the window.

Also I was going to guess The Tortellis fir the Fraser Crane trivia. That was another short lived show.

And yes, Better Off Ted was hilarious and only one season. Kinda weird though.

Posted by: InCali at June 04, 2021 01:10 AM (ov5G+)

931 I have sent one ping. One ping only, Vasily.

We shall see if there might be an echo in the waterfall display.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

/hasta la nite nite, Horde!

Posted by: Jim at June 04, 2021 01:11 AM (QzJWU)

932 On June 14th my beloved Army celebrates it's 246th birthday.
Happy Birthday from a very proud vet and thank each and everyone of you out there for serving or having served.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 04, 2021 01:11 AM (KATBx)

933
Oh what a feeling, when I'm dancin' on the ceilin':

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=b1AQjcmzvx8

Posted by: publiusbot v6.66.69_batButtVirus at June 04, 2021 01:12 AM (Mzdiz)

934 uttering unutterable novelties and heresies



starts with good assonance, work on your consonance

Posted by: Prof. Miklos notes in promising student's exam book at June 04, 2021 01:12 AM (QzkSJ)

935 Also is comment. In Spanish. If I knew how.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 04, 2021 01:13 AM (ucZQI)

936

Red Ball Express, how many episodes?

As opposed to blue ball express which seems to be an ongoing issue for decades...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 04, 2021 01:14 AM (o6NKx)

937 ..And I developed certain idiosyncrasies in diction, grammar, orthography, and punctuation that was distinctive enough that everyone there knew it was me again regardless of my current credentials... And. I. just. cannot. stop. Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 01:09 AM (OIvjJ)

Nope.

I've ghostwritten for numerous Fortune 1000 Executives. Corporate Newsletters, Christmas Missives.

Give me five of their previous works and I can write in their "voice" convincingly. Damn good thing I do NOT "sock" here, as it's too much bother with which to be bothered.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

/zzzz

Posted by: Jim at June 04, 2021 01:15 AM (QzJWU)

938 On June 14th my beloved Army celebrates it's 246th birthday.
Happy Birthday from a very proud vet and thank each and everyone of you out there for serving or having served.
Posted by: irongrampa
-------

Ah. The very day that I have an appointment at the VA re hearing loss. Coincidence? You decide.

Anyhow, I sound great in the shower singing 'As Those Caissons Go Rolling Along'. Advantage: deafness.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 04, 2021 01:16 AM (bk3Sg)

939
>>>>>publiusbot v6.66.69

THIS GUY GETS IT

*sits down, knees hurt*


Posted by: Miklos, who has also been known to Sing in the Rain at June 04, 2021 01:16 AM (QzkSJ)

940 As opposed to blue ball express which seems to be an ongoing issue for decades...
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 04, 2021 01:14 AM (o6NKx)

The Van Halen song "Finish What Ya Started" is about that

Posted by: Doof at June 04, 2021 01:16 AM (mZUr4)

941 Anyhow, I sound great in the shower singing 'As Those Caissons Go Rolling Along'. Advantage: deafness.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

*smiles*

Posted by: your waterproof Alexa shower head at June 04, 2021 01:17 AM (QzkSJ)

942 Hmm, one year series... Howzabout 1983, 8 episodes of Manimal? No animals were harmed in the making of Manimal. I can't say the same about the viewers.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 04, 2021 01:18 AM (Wm5SB)

943 There is a debunking conspiracy theories show on Amazon. How do we know that the election was for? Easy. Because election officials and several commentators say it was the most fair election ever. And so case closed. It is almost a parody of itself.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 04, 2021 01:19 AM (K/qhO)

944 Also is comment. In Spanish. If I knew how.
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Can you spell "socks"?

s-o-c-k-s

Mira, you speaking spanish!

Posted by: El Miklos, eso? si que es at June 04, 2021 01:20 AM (QzkSJ)

945 I've ghostwritten for numerous Fortune 1000 Executives. Corporate Newsletters, Christmas Missives.

Give me five of their previous works and I can write in their "voice" convincingly. Damn good thing I do NOT "sock" here, as it's too much bother with which to be bothered.

Jim

I did not know that Jim and I are Professional Colleagues.

Posted by: El Miklos, escribidor at June 04, 2021 01:21 AM (QzkSJ)

946 Also is comment. In Spanish. If I knew how.
Posted by: COMountainMarie


Espanol?? Si!

Posted by: El Doofo at June 04, 2021 01:22 AM (mZUr4)

947 S-O-x
Is that correct?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 04, 2021 01:23 AM (ucZQI)

948
Here is a recreation showing with the footage showing how they shot Fred dancing on the ceiling. The set was rotating with the camera fixed to the set.

Note how Fred's moves coordinate perfectly with the rotation of the set so it looks like he smooth goes from floor to wall to ceiling and back again.

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=CNSHjZmvZTM

Posted by: publiusbot v6.66.69_batButtVirus at June 04, 2021 01:24 AM (Mzdiz)

949

I think the real Mary Cloggenstien always misspelt xir name, "*stien", not "*stein"...

Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 01:26 AM (OIvjJ)

950 S-O-x
Is that correct?
Posted by: COMountainMarie

That looks like some kind of chemical compound involving Sulfur.

Which I am sure must be wrong.

Posted by: Miklos, teacher of languages and stuff at June 04, 2021 01:27 AM (QzkSJ)

951

It's essential that one at least know enough Spanish so that he can tell when the help is making sport of him...

Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 01:27 AM (OIvjJ)

952 Miklos.

Some drunken ONT, I will have to write as you, and you will have to write as me. All damn ONT long, never breaking character. Here's the deal breaker though.

You gotta get all the gun, tools, photographic and mechanical shit RIGHT. That's a minor thing, I think.

I've got the harder challenge, getting Slavic shit right, when I don't have the faintest damn clue other then a couple three verbal slight of hand things as "go to's" for concealment.

Short version? You win!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 04, 2021 01:27 AM (QzJWU)

953 I think the real Mary Cloggenstien always misspelt xir name, "*stien", not "*stein"...
Posted by: Zettai

NO!

I know Mary and she is SO RIGHT!!!

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at June 04, 2021 01:28 AM (QzkSJ)

954 Anyone care to suggest a song or 2 for me to add to my vacation playlist? Any genre

Posted by: El Doofo at June 04, 2021 01:30 AM (mZUr4)

955

*shudders at the thought that the real Mary Cloggenstien may have been Our Dear Miklos...

Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 01:30 AM (OIvjJ)

956 Some drunken ONT,
Short version? You win!

Jim

I see a flaw, or major imprecision in your cunning plan.

Posted by: Miklos stands at the service of this Noble project at June 04, 2021 01:30 AM (QzkSJ)

957 950

Dammit.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 04, 2021 01:31 AM (ucZQI)

958 ONLY BEN ROTHNTHLESBERGER CAN KNOW IF IT'S THE REAL CLOGGESTIEN OR NOT!


somedumbmoron
Galveston, TX

/zzzz

Posted by: Jim at June 04, 2021 01:31 AM (QzJWU)

959 Now, you all realize that Pixy will hijack ONT
before we hit 1k...
Will the ONT do it?!
Stay tuned!!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 04, 2021 01:02

I'm surprised at the activity tonight. Many times lately the ONT never made it to the dreaded 666. Wassup tonight?

Posted by: Farmer at June 04, 2021 01:32 AM (55Qr6)

960 Off Spanish sock. (calcetin)

Posted by: Doof at June 04, 2021 01:32 AM (mZUr4)

961 *shudders at the thought that the real Mary Cloggenstien may have been Our Dear Miklos...
Posted by: Zettai

Oh no.

Miklos only socks Miklos.

The guy has (it appeared in some alcohol-infused frustration) been sockless here on rare occasions.

I doff my fez to the fine fellow.

Posted by: Miklos, no spoilers at June 04, 2021 01:33 AM (QzkSJ)

962 Farmer.

Send mail the link in my nic.

DO IT.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galvezzzzzz

Posted by: Jim at June 04, 2021 01:34 AM (QzJWU)

963 ...I doff my fez to the fine fellow.

Posted by: Miklos, no spoilers at June 04, 2021 01:33 AM



Oh, I'm not so sure... You do a fine raimondo on tap...

Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 01:35 AM (OIvjJ)

964

Rusted Root's 'Send Me On My Way' is a good travelling song...

Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 01:37 AM (OIvjJ)

965 Farmer, the ONT made 1k comments the other night. Very nice interactions here...lotsa fun!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 04, 2021 01:37 AM (ucZQI)

966 Are we going to hit 1000?

Posted by: Sassy at June 04, 2021 01:38 AM (tUGnI)

967 Jim

A better project would be to create a virtual Palp

We can do this

THE HORDE CRIES OUT

Posted by: Miklos, Canal and Editorial Commissariat at June 04, 2021 01:40 AM (QzkSJ)

968 Are we going to hit 1000?
Posted by: Sassy

What I ever did to you?

Posted by: 1000 at June 04, 2021 01:41 AM (QzkSJ)

969 Rusted Root's 'Send Me On My Way' is a good travelling song...
Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 01:37 AM (OIvjJ)

It shall be added to my playlist -- thanks!

Posted by: Doof at June 04, 2021 01:41 AM (mZUr4)

970 Oh, I'm not so sure... You do a fine raimondo on tap...
Posted by: Zettai

That is another fine product of Hogmartin Industries.

I'm just allowed to use it.

Posted by: Miklos on the Wall at June 04, 2021 01:42 AM (QzkSJ)

971 There is no one who could ever be Miklos, other than Miklos.
Truth.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 04, 2021 01:42 AM (ucZQI)

972 "take all the successes we've had in the research and development of flight testing. And how do we start to productionize that?

I would start with putting a guy in charge who does not use words like "productionize"
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 03, 2021 10:01 PM (gfzaD)

We need to produce weapons that will murdalize the enemy.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 04, 2021 12:03 AM (2iDSr)

-----

I'm Gonna Booglarize You Baby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMAk5eaacm8

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at June 04, 2021 01:42 AM (rt0xh)

973 The libs will have to pry the beef ribs from my cold, dead greasy hands.


Don't know remember long Rat Patrol was on but is wasn't nearly enough.
Posted by: Ripley at June 03, 2021 09:48 PM (PTDkx)

Well the entire desert war only lasted about 2.5 years, and only about half of that is when an American could have been involved in any way - as the Christopher George was american, right.

Can't make it like MASH where a 2 year war went through 11 winters and Christmas shows.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2021 01:44 AM (EJbIh)

974 Rusted Root's 'Send Me On My Way' is a good travelling song...
Posted by: Zettai

Pfft

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roC_JLOcnxE

You can fast forward to the "music"

Posted by: Root Boy Miklos-Slim at June 04, 2021 01:45 AM (QzkSJ)

975 There is no one who could ever be Miklos, other than Miklos.
Truth.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 04, 2021 01:42 AM (ucZQI)

As evidenced by Miklos holding TWO spots on one of the top ten lists on Monday's ONT.

Posted by: Doof at June 04, 2021 01:45 AM (mZUr4)

976

Hogmartin doesn't come around these parts much anymore...

And, for the record, he and Mindful Webworker are better HTML artists than I am!

Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 01:45 AM (OIvjJ)

977 But, then what happened?!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 04, 2021 01:46 AM (ucZQI)

978 Pfft

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roC_JLOcnxE

You can fast forward to the "music"

Posted by: Root Boy Miklos-Slim at June 04, 2021 01:45 AM



*soils jodhpurs whilst laughing hysterically...

Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 01:47 AM (OIvjJ)

979 964

Rusted Root's 'Send Me On My Way' is a good travelling song...
Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 01:37 AM (OIvjJ)

I saw Rusted Root play with no opening band at Broadway Joe's back in '94. Not even a joke. The bar was walking distance from my college apartment. Fun times.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 04, 2021 01:49 AM (Wm5SB)

980 Milklos and Jim, I think you would hit singularity and heads would explode all over this blog if you pulled off a swap. I can barely follow the conversation most nights.

Posted by: Sassy at June 04, 2021 01:50 AM (tUGnI)

981 As evidenced by Miklos holding TWO spots on one of the top ten lists on Monday's ONT.
Posted by: Doof

The temporary hash should be on my virtual tombstone.

Posted by: Miklos, achiever and believer at June 04, 2021 01:51 AM (QzkSJ)

982 *soils jodhpurs whilst laughing hysterically...
Posted by: Zettai

You don't know about Root Boy Slim?

Hell, I bet even Doof don't know.

Posted by: Miklosov, unabashed Root Boyar at June 04, 2021 01:53 AM (QzkSJ)

983 All things considered, it's pretty early for being this close to 1k, again.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 04, 2021 01:53 AM (ucZQI)

984

"PnisU" was a hash for the ages, in my exalted opinion...

Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 01:54 AM (OIvjJ)

985 As evidenced by Miklos holding TWO spots on one of the top ten lists on Monday's ONT.
Posted by: Doof

The temporary hash should be on my virtual tombstone.
Posted by: Miklos, achiever and believer at June 04, 2021 01:51 AM (QzkSJ)



Yes -- legendary, it was. Thanks for the reminder. Oregon Muse is back, so I will bring it to his attention for his Hash Hall of Fame

Posted by: Doof at June 04, 2021 01:54 AM (mZUr4)

986 As evidenced by Miklos holding TWO spots on one of the top ten lists on Monday's ONT.
Posted by: Doof

Here, hold both of my beers....

Posted by: Miklos, now watch me and this gator I just found at June 04, 2021 01:55 AM (QzkSJ)

987 You don't know about Root Boy Slim?

Hell, I bet even Doof don't know.
Posted by: Miklosov, unabashed Root Boyar at June 04, 2021 01:53 AM (QzkSJ)


* hangs head in disappointment *

Posted by: Doof at June 04, 2021 01:56 AM (mZUr4)

988 All things considered, it's pretty early for being this close to 1k, again.
Posted by: COMountainMarie

So, I got time for a run to the Waffle Hut?

Posted by: Miklos, also need smokes at June 04, 2021 01:56 AM (QzkSJ)

989 986! And still in the running. Catch up, b!ches! Maybe not still 986....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 04, 2021 01:57 AM (ucZQI)

990 Tis time.
Always remember that we are Americans, so you hold that head HIGH and PROUD. You live in the most exceptional country on the planet, populated by an extraordinary people governed by the most unique political system in history.
You might also remember that throughout our history, we've met and prevailed over issues even more serious than the current mess.
So never despair and NEVER give up.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 04, 2021 02:00 AM (KATBx)

991 988
Go for it, dude. Does Sharleen know you're back?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 04, 2021 02:00 AM (ucZQI)

992

Pixy could stomp on our action at any moment...

Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 02:03 AM (OIvjJ)

993 8 comments to go.
Who's gonna step up?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 04, 2021 02:04 AM (ucZQI)

994 So never despair and NEVER give up.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 04, 2021 02:00

TY IG. We can't ever forget.

Posted by: Farmer at June 04, 2021 02:04 AM (55Qr6)

995 Almost there.

How about Led Boots by Jeff Beck for the playlist.

Or I just got into The Struts. Try "Tatler Magazine"

Posted by: InCali at June 04, 2021 02:04 AM (ov5G+)

996 Well can I get 1000?

Posted by: Farmer at June 04, 2021 02:05 AM (55Qr6)

997 Race to the finish

Posted by: Sassy at June 04, 2021 02:06 AM (tUGnI)

998 OK, Fauci is a fraud, you all know that.

Posted by: Farmer at June 04, 2021 02:06 AM (55Qr6)

999 Keep going

Posted by: Sassy at June 04, 2021 02:06 AM (tUGnI)

1000 Adds to thread count for the hell of it.

Posted by: GnuBreed, journalizin' at June 04, 2021 02:06 AM (F0YaR)

1001 Farmer. Go for it.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 04, 2021 02:06 AM (ucZQI)

1002 Is this 1000?

Posted by: Farmer at June 04, 2021 02:06 AM (55Qr6)

1003 Score!

Posted by: Sassy at June 04, 2021 02:07 AM (tUGnI)

1004 Aaaaaaand nails that bitch.

Posted by: GnuBreed, journalizin' at June 04, 2021 02:07 AM (F0YaR)

1005 Who is still awake who could put us over 1k? I mean, besides me.

Posted by: InCali at June 04, 2021 02:07 AM (ov5G+)

1006 irongrampa -- we need you to stop by JJ's Morning Report threads and bring some of that motivational spirit! Tough to stay optimistic after seeing the stuff he pours through for us

Posted by: Doof at June 04, 2021 02:07 AM (mZUr4)

1007 LOL, that was close.

Posted by: Farmer at June 04, 2021 02:07 AM (55Qr6)

1008 Traveling music? Pass the Peas from the JB's. James Brown's band.

https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=mUkfiLjooxs

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 04, 2021 02:08 AM (Wm5SB)

1009 Now see?

We can have nice 1000 comment things.

Especially on Thirsty Thursdays.

Posted by: Miklos, taking pride in a job well done at June 04, 2021 02:08 AM (QzkSJ)

1010

Одна тысяча!

Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 02:08 AM (OIvjJ)

1011 Huh, I guess a few are still awake. Anyway, check out The Struts - new music which isn't half bad. Actually, it's pretty good.

Posted by: InCali at June 04, 2021 02:08 AM (ov5G+)

1012 Victory laps for everyone --

*Oprah voiceover*

And you get a victory, and you get a victory...

Posted by: GnuBreed, journalizin' at June 04, 2021 02:08 AM (F0YaR)

1013 The hysterical thing about the US military touting its hypersonic weapon vis-a-vis a potential conflict with China, is that a good amount of the electrical components that go into all our combat tech is manufactured in China.

Now that's funny.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 04, 2021 02:09 AM (kkmod)

1014 HA! Last! ( I think?) !

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 04, 2021 02:09 AM (ucZQI)

1015

*commences to pour Recipe 21 through the USB port in 100mL increments...

Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 02:10 AM (OIvjJ)

1016 Last!

Posted by: InCali at June 04, 2021 02:10 AM (ov5G+)

1017 How about Led Boots by Jeff Beck for the playlist.

Or I just got into The Struts. Try "Tatler Magazine"
Posted by: InCali at June 04, 2021 02:04 AM (ov5G+)

Thanks, InCali!

By the way - hit me up at the email address in my nic. I'll send you a few photos of my Covid Project Guitar that I mentioned to you this past weekend

Posted by: Doof at June 04, 2021 02:10 AM (mZUr4)

1018 Go for it, dude. Does Sharleen know you're back?
Posted by: COMountainMarie

It's Sharleen that's back, I ain't left.

I got Responsibilities.

Posted by: Miklos, doing a Man's job at June 04, 2021 02:11 AM (QzkSJ)

1019

Well done, stakhanovites and stakhanovettes, well done!

Otlishno, horosho, and all that...

Posted by: Zettai at June 04, 2021 02:12 AM (OIvjJ)

1020 Test

Posted by: Sassy at June 04, 2021 02:12 AM (tUGnI)

1021 *commences to pour Recipe 21 through the USB port in 100mL increments...
Posted by: Zettai

*checks seals, notes calibrations on Erlenmeyer flask*

Posted by: Miklos, thank ee guvna at June 04, 2021 02:13 AM (QzkSJ)

1022 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

So, what short lived shows did you enjoy, and did any of you watch these two when they aired?


Firefly
Almost Human

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 04, 2021 02:14 AM (uAuyr)

1023 Peace out, 1K friends -- glad to be a part of another trip past 999 with you!

Posted by: Doof at June 04, 2021 02:15 AM (mZUr4)

1024 1018
Ok. Did you just make up the whole skinny dip story thing?
The internet is forever...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 04, 2021 02:15 AM (ucZQI)

1025 1013 The hysterical thing about the US military touting its hypersonic weapon vis-a-vis a potential conflict with China, is that a good amount of the electrical components that go into all our combat tech is manufactured in China.

Now that's funny.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 04, 2021 02:09 AM (kkmod)


No sense in bringing this worrisome stuff up. Why, under The Rutabaga's gentle guidance, we're as safe as a young calf in a butcher's shop while he's running a special sale on veal chops.

Posted by: GnuBreed, journalizin' at June 04, 2021 02:16 AM (F0YaR)

1026 I'm seldom up this late, but sometimes. Now I'm wondering what the always early Skip is having for breakfast.

Posted by: Farmer at June 04, 2021 02:16 AM (55Qr6)

1027 Ok. Did you just make up the whole skinny dip story thing?
The internet is forever...
Posted by: COMountainMarie

There weren't no skinny dipping.

The washer was broke again, and we was doing laundry in the lake.

Posted by: Miklos, and that's what I told 'em at June 04, 2021 02:19 AM (QzkSJ)

1028 Check it. It's only a little after 1am here, and we kicked ass on 1k. Yay, us!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 04, 2021 02:20 AM (ucZQI)

1029 1027
So,that's the story you're sticking to.? Ok, honey...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 04, 2021 02:23 AM (ucZQI)

1030 @1025

Yeah safe as long you're not a 12 year old girl then all bets are off.

There was a reason Trump was pressuring companies to move manufacturing out of China and back to America.

We effectively are powerless to do anything to China.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 04, 2021 02:24 AM (kkmod)

1031 I'm seldom up this late, but sometimes. Now I'm wondering what the always early Skip is having for breakfast.
Posted by: Farmer

FORECAST

Chance of blueberries, with 20% pancakes

Oatmeal moving in though

RealFeel-cinnammon 80%

Posted by: Miklos, unfortunately not a mexican Weather Chiquita at June 04, 2021 02:25 AM (QzkSJ)

1032 Why, under The Rutabaga's gentle guidance, we're as safe as a young calf in a butcher's shop while he's running a special sale on veal chops.
Posted by: GnuBreed, journalizin' at June 04, 2021 02:16

TY for a good laugh GB.

Jules loves veal, seldom see here in the stores. A bit rarer than lamb. We see these little small chops @ 12.99 I'm not buying. We do find some lamb on sale near Easter that's reasonable, usually a leg of lamb.

Posted by: Farmer at June 04, 2021 02:29 AM (55Qr6)

1033 If get moving mabe ham egg and cheese on English muffin

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2021 02:31 AM (Cxk7w)

1034 Alrighty, then. This for me has been another fantastic ONT. Thank you CoBs and lovely friends. See ya tomorrow

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 04, 2021 02:35 AM (ucZQI)

1035 Posted by: Miklos, unfortunately not a mexican Weather Chiquita at June 04, 2021 02:25

Now w/ those choices and your history let's share ethnic background. You have always alluded to being Hungarian, what %?

I'm supposed to be over half German, but there's a lot of Scandi there. I guess the Vikings got around.

Posted by: Farmer at June 04, 2021 02:39 AM (55Qr6)

1036 Wow it is over 1K, you people were busy

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2021 02:44 AM (Cxk7w)

1037 Now w/ those choices and your history let's share ethnic background. You have always alluded to being Hungarian, what %?

I'm supposed to be over half German, but there's a lot of Scandi there. I guess the Vikings got around.
Posted by: Farmer

I am am 110% American.

I do miss Hungary, especially in the summer, but travel restrictions probably mean that I will never see that place or my friends there again.

American passport yes

Vaccine passport no

Posted by: Miklos, quite OK where I am at June 04, 2021 02:48 AM (QzkSJ)

1038 https://www.americanthinker.com/should covid now be called the fauci flu

He helped get it funded in the Chinese Lab, he predicted it would happen before it did
It will be by me for now on.

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2021 03:06 AM (Cxk7w)

1039 LOL -- According to The Hill, baby name 'Karen' dropped over 170 spots in 2020.

Posted by: GnuBreed, journalizin' at June 04, 2021 03:11 AM (F0YaR)

1040 You can't spell FLOTUS without flu.

Posted by: m at June 04, 2021 03:11 AM (TZgEk)

1041 You can't spell FLOTUS without flu.
Posted by: m at June 04, 2021 03:11

You have to get a kick out of DOCTOR Jill's attempts at youthfulness. It really looks quite odd.

Almost as bad as the old fool "jogging" up to wherever he reads a teleprompter. Sad.

Posted by: Farmer at June 04, 2021 03:23 AM (55Qr6)

1042 https://www.thenewneo.com/the great wuhan lab leak story coverup

Neo has been by again, she sneaks posts in now and again

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2021 03:27 AM (Cxk7w)

1043 https://www.americanthinker.com/should covid now be called the fauci flu
He helped get it funded in the Chinese Lab, he predicted it would happen before it did
It will be by me for now on.
Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2021 03:06

I heard his book due to be released about now was dropped by Amazon and online bigshots. Is this true or fake news?

Posted by: Farmer at June 04, 2021 03:27 AM (55Qr6)

1044 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 04, 2021 03:32 AM (arJlL)

1045 373 Update on our bat situation from last night...
I had it trapped in the small downstairs bathroom, this was a noisy one. I've dealt w/ maybe 5 or 6 before in the 30 some yrs we've lived here. Often can chase them out an open window.

This time I'm recovering from major back surgery so was just not feeling up to do the capture myself. Called county animal control and they showed up and did a great job.

Posted by: Farmer at June 03, 2021 09:54 PM (55Qr6)

Glad to hear you did that. Sounds like the right call this time.

Posted by: m at June 04, 2021 03:36 AM (TZgEk)

1046 Fouci book got pulled

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2021 03:38 AM (Cxk7w)

1047 Playing with words:
FauxXi (foh-shee)

Posted by: m at June 04, 2021 03:41 AM (TZgEk)

1048 Um:

"Editor's note: CNN will be launching the Meanwhile in China newsletter on June 21, a three-times-a-week update exploring what you need to know about the country's rise and how it impacts the world. Sign up here."

https://tinyurl.com/f2ex3kss

Posted by: m at June 04, 2021 03:45 AM (TZgEk)

1049
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 04, 2021 03:46 AM (DUIap)

1050 JT on Spot the Station find highest, longest times. It's neat to see, like a silent plane/ star traveling the sky in minures.

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2021 03:46 AM (Cxk7w)

1051 Should get outta here,going to be stuck on this long commute a couple weeks straight if I don't get help.
But at least it's Friday

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2021 03:59 AM (Cxk7w)

1052 The first season of "Remington Steele" was great. Then they brought in Doris Roberts to kill it.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 04, 2021 03:59 AM (xopIz)

1053 Time Tunnel cutie? James Darrin.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 04, 2021 04:00 AM (xopIz)

1054 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 04, 2021 04:09 AM (ju2Fy)

1055 We might be the only ones here.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 04, 2021 04:15 AM (xopIz)

1056 We might be the only ones here.
Posted by: JAS

Don't break your glasses. You won't be able to read all the books

Posted by: Bruce at June 04, 2021 04:16 AM (vd8XM)

1057 Pixy B up !

Posted by: JT at June 04, 2021 04:19 AM (arJlL)

1058 I am sure that I could find a drugstore and get another pair of reading glasses.

Rod Serling had a wicked sense of "humor."

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 04, 2021 04:21 AM (xopIz)

1059 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at June 04, 2021 04:09

OD how are you and yours doing? Hopefully well.

Posted by: Farmer at June 04, 2021 04:25 AM (55Qr6)

1060 Pixytime!

Posted by: m at June 04, 2021 04:28 AM (fVJPF)

1061 And I'm also pretty sure that the Amazon drivers obey the slow down in construction signs too

Posted by: Bruce at June 04, 2021 04:30 AM (vd8XM)

1062 I loved a show called QED, before Waterston was Law and Order. Lasted what, three shows? Maybe 82-83?

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 04, 2021 05:32 AM (QZ/dC)

1063 June 4th, 1989, I watched in horror as the Communist Chinese sent in the "People's Liberation Army" to slaughter 10-20,000 innocent, unarmed Chinese students.

They drove tanks over their own children for having the audacity to ask to choose their own leaders and make their own laws.

God damn every member of the Communist Chinese Party straight to fucking Hell.

Death to Communism, and all who promote it.

Posted by: Sam Adams at June 04, 2021 06:08 AM (VDbGO)

1064 June 4th, 1989, I watched in horror as the Communist Chinese sent in the "People's Liberation Army" to slaughter 10-20,000 innocent, unarmed Chinese students.
They drove tanks over their own children for having the audacity to ask to choose their own leaders and make their own laws.
God damn every member of the Communist Chinese Party straight to fucking Hell.
Death to Communism, and all who promote it.
Posted by: Sam Adams at June 04, 2021 06:08

Are there any reliable estimates of the death toll?

Posted by: Farmer at June 04, 2021 06:23 AM (55Qr6)

1065 As far as "reliable estimates of the death toll," internal documents from Communist China are said to put the minimum number of casualties at well over 10,000.

They didn't just butcher them in the square. They followed them into the streets, in every direction, shooting fleeing teenagers in the backs as they ran.

I have far higher regard for the life of a barn rat than I do for any goddamned Communist.

Posted by: Sam Adams at June 04, 2021 06:48 AM (VDbGO)

1066 SLEDGE HAMMER is the only correct answer

Well....that and Police Squad!

Posted by: trump at June 04, 2021 08:45 AM (GSJcT)

1067 330 Newradio was awesome. There was not a weak character on that show.

It wasn't just him, but Phil Hartman was amazing in everything he did. What a tragedy.


"ROCKET FUEL MALT LIQUOR......DAMN!"

Posted by: trump at June 04, 2021 08:51 AM (GSJcT)

1068 +1k comments is intimidating.
regardless, police story. and that goofy snoop poopy scoop show. red man and method man was very strange.currently, i think it's hard to beat the ressurection of masameer classics on nflx.

Posted by: cmeat at June 04, 2021 10:33 AM (QBEAD)

1069 TV shows gone too soon:

Automan
Manimal
Lottery
Masquerade
Finders Of Lost Loves
Original Battlestar Galactica
Buck Rogers in the 25th Century
Spiderman - a live action show, Peter Parker was played by the older son of the Von Trapp family from The Sound Of Music.
The first Flash

Posted by: hadsil at June 04, 2021 11:48 AM (55qP6)

1070 I liked The Oroville.

Posted by: az_desert_rat at June 04, 2021 04:03 PM (S6qq5)

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