Out of Quarantine Cafe: Not Bats But an Amazing Recreation Edition

"Autumn Lake" by Igor Zenin, found at pussycatdreams.centerblog.net.

Supercell storm by Sean Heavy.

David Mitchell and Robert Webb argue about how cheese is made.

Steve Inman playcalls a car hitting an antifa.

Inman playcalls a couple of idiots jumping from the roof of a house into a pool. Lesson: Hesitation is lethal. Do or do not. Don't half-ass it.

Man versus rock.

Amazing two motorcycle coalition.

Soyboy gun-handling skillzzz.

Taming Karen: From the Dodo, a hissing, demanding emu, named, really, Karen, learns to accept affection without having to see the manager.

Rescued baby squirrel learns to live with his new brothers, a pack of dogs.

Not bats! But even cuter!

Posted by: Ace at 07:51 PM

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1 I know a lot about cheese.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2021 06:52 PM (45fpk)

2 Cheese on easter buns

Posted by: Jamaica back in Queens at May 28, 2021 06:54 PM (b+v9B)

3 I live near a cheese castle.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2021 06:55 PM (45fpk)

4 Mmm... cheese.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2021 06:55 PM (Wlm5M)

5 A sugar glider is close to a bat. I'll accept it.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 28, 2021 06:55 PM (wAnMi)

6
Are you reelin' in the cheese?
Have you had enough of mine?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 28, 2021 06:56 PM (ZrSF9)

7
A sugar glider appears to be Bat Adjacent.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 28, 2021 06:57 PM (ZrSF9)

8 Joe Biden knows a lot about cheese, and ice cream , especially ice cream.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at May 28, 2021 06:57 PM (xEIoY)

9 Too good to be willowed

252 Ha. I just heard a great statement about the getting vaccinated with an untested chemical after 99.96% of the population hasn't died from Covid-19s.

"You want me to roll the dice on your new game because I keep winning the old one."

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 28, 2021 06:57 PM (Z+2B4)

10 We talked about this, right ? More proof that covid was bio-engineered by the chicoms and their coverup made it worse. "COVID-19 'has NO credible natural ancestor' and WAS created by Chinese scientists who then tried to cover their tracks with 'retro-engineering' to make it seem like it naturally arose from bats, explosive new study claims" . new study by British and Norwegian scientists.

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2021 06:58 PM (V13WU)

11 Bats can sometimes have more than 200 variants of corona viruses in their bodies at any given point. But do go ahead and pet one.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at May 28, 2021 06:58 PM (AELE1)

12 That's it for serious stuff, now on to cheese castles !

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2021 06:59 PM (V13WU)

13 Do bats eat the cheese?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 28, 2021 06:59 PM (Dvm/n)

14 Those dogs are just playing with their food...

Posted by: Flyover at May 28, 2021 06:59 PM (Rbu5d)

15
Future late night television commercial:

"Were you or a loved one vaccinated in 2021 against the corona-virus? You may have a case. Call the law offices of Oui, SueEm, and Howe."

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at May 28, 2021 06:59 PM (N/gDA)

16 Bats do a useful service

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2021 06:59 PM (Cxk7w)

17 Bats do a useful service
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2021 06:59 PM (Cxk7w)

Yes, they did.

Posted by: Anthony Fauci at May 28, 2021 07:00 PM (wAnMi)

18 2 things: I am fascinated and in awe of supercells and I have a bird's nest on my porch. The last one, 2 years ago, was ravaged by either a snake or Cooper's hawk. Anyway, there are 4 eggs that hatched 2 days ago. I believe they are Catbirds. I saw both parents up there the other day. Now all I see when I peep out is open beaks saying "feed me!" Tomorrow I will be fast and take a small video.

Posted by: sidney at May 28, 2021 07:01 PM (7/kmB)

19 Robin...hand me the can of Batvirus!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2021 07:01 PM (kTF2Z)

20 Random thought I had....

Whatever happens to the Free Tibet movement? Every leftist had a sticker on their Volvo for a while. Then one day nobody gave a shit about Tibet. Is it because the CCP is now our new best friend?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 28, 2021 07:01 PM (xSsm7)

21
Bats do a useful service

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2021 06:59 PM

D'uh. Killing mosquitoes which have no useful purpose. How 'bout we take them both out?

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at May 28, 2021 07:02 PM (N/gDA)

22 Future late night television commercial:

"Were you or a loved one vaccinated in 2021 against the corona-virus? You may have a case. Call the law offices of Oui, SueEm, and Howe."

Posted by: Bill from Attainder

I thought Our Benevolent Rulers precluded that? Can't sue the drug manufacturers, and double-secret-can't sue the government.

OSHA has waffled about whether you can sue your employer if they require vaccination.

Posted by: mikeski at May 28, 2021 07:02 PM (P1f+c)

23 Thought of the day: it must truly suck to be a sensible, not meddling asshole type person who happens to be named Karen.

Posted by: CppThis at May 28, 2021 07:02 PM (8h1h1)

24 I can picture a gruff grizzled editor talking to a young reporter before sending her to a Biden press conference.
"What do I need to ask the president boss " sweet young reporterette asks.
""Ice cream, ask him about ice cream," gruff responds.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2021 07:02 PM (cSyAR)

25 I watched a tv series from 2013 where an evil cabal releases a flu pandemic and then manufactures a vaccine immediately afterward that would wind up sterilizing the entire population that everyone is chomping at the bit to take but thats fiction since in real life everyone would be hugely suspicious if a vaccine was released so soon after a worldwide pandemic and would be very skeptical of taking such a vaccine right?

............. fuck me

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at May 28, 2021 07:02 PM (AELE1)

26 "Sugar glider" - WTF?

There are way too many animal species and varieties. I think like 95% of all species that ever existed are extinct (something that baffles "climate change" cultists, as they're kind of slow on the whole earth-is-billions-of-years-old thing).

I move that a lot more get extinct, pronto. I'm even willing to give up fish, and sea birds, to get rid of all insects.

Come at me, animal lovers.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2021 07:03 PM (OTzUX)

27 Early in our marriage, my wife exclaimed "you disgust me," after she found me dipping cheese cubes in a cheese dip. I can't imagine why I need to lose a bit of weight.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 28, 2021 07:03 PM (H5knJ)

28 Where was the picture of the supercell taken?

Posted by: sidney at May 28, 2021 07:03 PM (7/kmB)

29 I had the J & J shot this week.
I ate at Taco Bell immediately afterwards.

I've survived both dangerous events just fine so far.

Up this weekend: Find a mosh pit of Chinese students at the University and counter-protest BLM and our local Soros Group. Thinking of a sign that said BLM is racist. And Barbarians.

Hmmm. Maybe I should dry fire a hole-punch tool.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 07:03 PM (u82oZ)

30
Raining like a summabitch here in Pennsylvania, probably a NorthEast storm with three days of rain coming. Must be Memorial Day weekend.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at May 28, 2021 07:04 PM (N/gDA)

31 Speaking of how cheese is made, there's a YouTube channel called Huggbees that has a series called How It's Actually Made. It seems like they took old industrial educational videos, and dubbed over their own commentary trick. It's a little hit and miss, but they are at least amusing, and some are downright hysterical.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 28, 2021 07:04 PM (CAJOC)

32 Charles Schulz predicted Fauci in 1971:

https://tinyurl.com/5wth4vym

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2021 07:04 PM (L2ZTs)

33 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia had a flu epidemic episode in 2013. Even if you don't like IASIP, it's enjoyably surreal to watch it.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 28, 2021 07:07 PM (2DOZq)

34 Somebody mentioned OSHA, reminding me of my favorite FedGov Moment of Awesome Stewardship from the past year.

When the NW was having all the fires last fall (?), and smoke was actually drifting into urban areas, OSHA was quick to issue a special advisory that most masks people were wearing due to the national character and science collapse *would NOT be effective in screening out particulates and smoke from the fires*.

Hmmm. Guess what thing is a small fraction of the size of any of the items of concern in wildfire smoke and ashes? Right. There was a kind of perverse beauty in the pristine self-beclowning involved.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2021 07:07 PM (OTzUX)

35 I had a mother raccoon and her three kits (I think they're called) removed from inside my disused garden shed last week. I still have bunnies in my back fence hedge but I'll be keeping them around for a while before humane trapping because I hope to let my great-nieces see them once all the WuFlu crap is over.

(Unrelated funny Babylon Bee story in my sock.)

Posted by: andycanuck at May 28, 2021 07:08 PM (UHVv4)

36 Biden budget removes Hyde Amendment protections, we all get to pay for some baby killing! Bathing in moderation here boss.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at May 28, 2021 07:08 PM (xEIoY)

37 Talking to the Mrs about why all of a sudden the lab "leak" theory is no longer a conspiracy theory. I think that it's because they know information is coming that they cannot stop or control and are trying to get out in front.

Posted by: CA Token at May 28, 2021 07:08 PM (+8LG8)

38 Good Friday evening, horde.

Mr. April is wasted, he's beat me at gin rummy, will fall asleep shortly, and the rest of the evening is mine.

What a life, eh?

Also, I like cheese. As long as I don't pay attention to how it's made.

Posted by: April at May 28, 2021 07:08 PM (OX9vb)

39 26 rhomboid

⚓. Gasp! ⚓

Leave pelicans & albatrosses alone. They are cool.

What do you have against butterflies? I put up with chiggers to enjoy butterflies.

On a pragmatic note, we need pollinators for crops, flowers, fruit, and weeds. Without weeds, soil erosion happens.

Huh, Fell better now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 07:09 PM (u82oZ)

40 Fed up citizens taking on rioters:

https://tinyurl.com/2jwzzaet

Dunno why...but I keep replaying this.

Posted by: SMH at May 28, 2021 07:10 PM (UoJTm)

41 Mrs. E and I used my free veteran's meal coupon at Texas Roadhouse today. It was left over from last Veteran's Day and would have expired this Sunday.

Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2021 07:10 PM (0OP+5)

42 As long as they've got their pronouns straight, and are ok with the bathroom situation and hairstyles - this is no biggie.

"US soldiers accidentally reveal top secret locations of nuclear weapons on European bases after classified security protocol training becomes searchable on Google"

https://archive.is/6Vu9P

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 28, 2021 07:10 PM (wAnMi)

43 Supercell?

https://youtu.be/eLPs_w-FepA
https://youtu.be/nIrYjzHAEp0

(disclaimer: vaguely anime-related)

Posted by: mikeski at May 28, 2021 07:11 PM (P1f+c)

44 I was replacing the filter in my pipe just now and discovered that Dr Grabow is apparently the official pipe of the HQ.

(Admires little spade inlay)

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 28, 2021 07:11 PM (Z+2B4)

45 23 Thought of the day: it must truly suck to be a sensible, not meddling asshole type person who happens to be named Karen.
Posted by: CppThis at May 28, 2021 07:02 PM (8h1h1)

Yeah, my late sister Karen would have been super irritated at all this.

Posted by: April at May 28, 2021 07:11 PM (OX9vb)

46 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 28, 2021 07:11 PM (arJlL)

47 US soldiers accidentally reveal top secret locations of nuclear weapons on European bases after classified security protocol training becomes searchable on Google"

*

No biggie. That stuff should be pretty easy to move around.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 28, 2021 07:12 PM (Z+2B4)

48 Whatever happens to the Free Tibet movement? Every leftist had a sticker on their Volvo for a while. Then one day nobody gave a shit about Tibet. Is it because the CCP is now our new best friend?
Posted by: Joe XiDen

Yes. Kinda like "Bring Home Our Troops" completely disappeared as soon as GWB was out of office. That every-single-weekend protest in every city, down to every small-town post office fad disappeared just as fast as Free Tibet.

Almost like they really didn't give a shit about Our Troops. Like they really don't give a shit about Black Lives Mattering. It was just a card in their hand to play.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 28, 2021 07:13 PM (OssQ4)

49 US soldiers accidentally reveal top secret locations of nuclear weapons on European bases after classified security protocol training becomes searchable on Google"

*

Also this needs to be added to the list.

We're not even five months in and we're already getting this level of competence.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 28, 2021 07:13 PM (Z+2B4)

50 The worst Karen I know is named Pam.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2021 07:13 PM (cSyAR)

51 Dunno why...but I keep replaying this.
Posted by: SMH at May 28, 2021 07:10 PM (UoJTm)

Hadn't seen the second one - guy in MAGA hat laughing at the sissy punch and proceeds to show the guy how it's done. This is going to start happening a lot more. Going to be an interesting summer.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 28, 2021 07:14 PM (wAnMi)

52 Willowed, but worth a re-post:

291 Another voice calling for a halt to vaccinations:

https://tinyurl.com/4xy2efae

But what does he know.

/s
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 28, 2021 07:02 PM (BgMrQ)

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 28, 2021 07:14 PM (BgMrQ)

53 There's a flying lemur called a Colugo and that's almost a flying monkey for any potential wicked witches of the west.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 28, 2021 07:14 PM (O4VfI)

54 clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead

The only secret Government has keep from the People is exactly who is "running" the Government.

Because it is not anyone elected.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 07:14 PM (u82oZ)

55 Speaking of cheese, just got puctures from my neighbor of the goats I'm getting. Gonna educate myself on the cheese making process. I loves me some cheese.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * squared at May 28, 2021 07:14 PM (uVSgr)

56 37 Talking to the Mrs about why all of a sudden the lab "leak" theory is no longer a conspiracy theory. I think that it's because they know information is coming that they cannot stop or control and are trying to get out in front.
Posted by: CA Token at May 28, 2021 07:08 PM (+8LG

Dude (and affiliated dudette) here gets it. The C19 hype train is too big, too long, has too much inertia for anyone to control it at this point. Interesting times ahead.

Posted by: CppThis at May 28, 2021 07:15 PM (8h1h1)

57 Only going to be in 50s here tomorrow in Pa, we can thank MLii for sending it to us

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2021 07:15 PM (Cxk7w)

58 Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 28, 2021 07:11 PM (Z+2B4)

Whatcha got in that pipe?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 28, 2021 07:15 PM (AL0d+)

59 Early in our marriage, my wife exclaimed "you disgust me," after she found me dipping cheese cubes in a cheese dip. I can't imagine why I need to lose a bit of weight.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 28, 2021 07:03 PM (H5knJ)

Losing a little weight might get those balls back in symmetry.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2021 07:16 PM (2JVJo)

60 NaCly, yeah, good response. I was kidding.

Mostly.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2021 07:16 PM (OTzUX)

61
US soldiers accidentally reveal top secret locations...

lol @ "accidentally"

also lol @ how this was "leaked" and the Fake News reported it EXACTLY as if they were colluding in an op.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 28, 2021 07:16 PM (ZrSF9)

62 after she found me dipping cheese cubes in a cheese dip.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 28, 2021 07:03 PM (H5knJ)

That sounds divine. Wanna get married?

Posted by: April at May 28, 2021 07:17 PM (OX9vb)

63 It's in the 50s here now...dropping into the 40s tonight.

Yay, almost-Summer!

Posted by: SMH at May 28, 2021 07:17 PM (UoJTm)

64 Only going to be in 50s here tomorrow in Pa, we can thank MLii for sending it to us
Posted by: Skip

Thanks MLii !

We got some good rain, Skip !

Posted by: JT at May 28, 2021 07:18 PM (arJlL)

65 I remember weather, from all those years I lived back east.

Things like violent thunderstorms were so novel that I kind of enjoyed them.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2021 07:18 PM (OTzUX)

66 Sock Monkey @ 55- These goats...did you get them from somebody ....say....3 villages away from you?

Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2021 07:18 PM (0OP+5)

67
I don't know what happened but I do know, with 100% certainty, none of the story is true as it is reported.

We are just being fucked with, at this point. Everything in the Media is a Lie planted by the Corporo-Government Fascists.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 28, 2021 07:18 PM (ZrSF9)

68 Because it is not anyone elected.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 07:14 PM (u82oZ)

Why I can't believe more people aren't just a little bit freaked out about everything that's gone down since 11/3/20. And all we can do is speculate it's Obama. And we don't know who was pulling his strings.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 28, 2021 07:19 PM (wAnMi)

69
Where was the picture of the supercell taken?
Posted by: sidney

Bikini atoll

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2021 07:19 PM (63Dwl)

70 27 Early in our marriage, my wife exclaimed "you disgust me," after she found me dipping cheese cubes in a cheese dip. I can't imagine why I need to lose a bit of weight.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 28, 2021 07:03 PM (H5knJ)
--

Cheese-on-cheese is the only way to go, baby. Now roll that in crushed cheetohs and we're really doing it to it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 28, 2021 07:20 PM (Dc2NZ)

71 Whatcha got in that pipe?

*

Sutliff Vanilla Royale. It's a bit moist for my tastes, but it's really fantastic.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 28, 2021 07:21 PM (Z+2B4)

72 Where was the picture of the supercell taken?
Posted by: sidney

Bikini atoll
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
___

LOL

Posted by: SMH at May 28, 2021 07:21 PM (UoJTm)

73
A lab in china "accidentally" leaks a virus. Oopsie.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 28, 2021 07:21 PM (ZrSF9)

74 >> Only going to be in 50s here tomorrow in Pa, we can thank MLii for sending it to us
Posted by: Skip

Thanks MLii !

We got some good rain, Skip !
Posted by: JT at May 28, 2021 07:18 PM (arJlL)

OMGosh we've had some crappy weather the last 2 days. 40s, cold rain and drizzle. Very windy. YUCK. I apologize in advance!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at May 28, 2021 07:21 PM (Z/jzm)

75 A great Friday night: beer, Steve Inman vids, and Mrs D out with friends.
Am I bad?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2021 07:21 PM (axyOa)

76 53 There's a flying lemur called a Colugo and that's almost a flying monkey for any potential wicked witches of the west.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 28, 2021 07:14 PM (O4VfI)

Needs to be photoshopped with Whitmer in her black leather get up

Posted by: Flyover at May 28, 2021 07:21 PM (Rbu5d)

77 rhomboid

Violent storms occur on days ending in Y in Kansas. Very dramatic.

I've had hail get me a new roof, and another high wind event bent my tall flagpole, in cement, to a 135° angle.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 07:21 PM (u82oZ)

78 Rain is good, less wind tomorrow hopefully, have a pile of pines to get rid of

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2021 07:21 PM (Cxk7w)

79 Autumn Lake sounds like a stripper name.

Posted by: Summer Falls at May 28, 2021 07:22 PM (Tnijr)

80 The idea that Obama is pulling the strings is nullified by the fact of his basic laziness. He was/is just the front for other, more eldritch horrors.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 28, 2021 07:22 PM (Dc2NZ)

81 also lol @ how this was "leaked" and the Fake News reported it EXACTLY as if they were colluding in an op.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 28, 2021 07:16 PM (ZrSF9)

If this has been going on for 8 years, it sounds like there's no accident at all.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 28, 2021 07:23 PM (wAnMi)

82 Cheese-on-cheese is the only way to go, baby. Now roll that in crushed cheetohs and we're really doing it to it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 28, 2021 07:20 PM (Dc2NZ)

That sounds divine. Wanna get married?

Posted by: April at May 28, 2021 07:23 PM (OX9vb)

83 I cannot lie. I like cheese. I like sharp, I like cheese with peppers in it. I like cheese made with whiskey. I like squeeky cheese.
I even like dayglow fake cheese.
I like cheese.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 28, 2021 07:24 PM (cSyAR)

84 The idea that Obama is pulling the strings is nullified by the fact of his basic laziness. He was/is just the front for other, more eldritch horrors.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 28, 2021 07:22 PM (Dc2NZ)
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So, it was Nyarlathotep all along...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 28, 2021 07:24 PM (WGara)

85 Cheese Grommit!

Posted by: Wallace at May 28, 2021 07:24 PM (PiwSw)

86 I don't know what happened but I do know, with 100% certainty, none of the story is true as it is reported.

*

Some moron pointed out how disturbing it will be to look back at the sudden admission that it could be from the lab and the heat building on Fauci as their tell that there are problems with the vaccine and they're getting ahead of it to find a place to put the blame.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 28, 2021 07:24 PM (Z+2B4)

87 But what does he know.

/s
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard

Unfortunately his sane voice is drowned out by the numerous other "experts " assuring us of the safety and effectiveness of the vaccines. PSA's paid for with our taxdollars.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * squared at May 28, 2021 07:24 PM (uVSgr)

88 That sounds divine. Wanna get married?
Posted by: April at May 28, 2021 07:23 PM (OX9vb)

Love is love!

Cheesecake wedding, right?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 28, 2021 07:24 PM (Dc2NZ)

89 Who hasn't said a young child looks 19 with her legs crossed at one time? A frikken perv in the WH. This country is so ridiculous.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at May 28, 2021 07:24 PM (xEIoY)

90 There's a flying lemur called a Colugo and that's almost a flying monkey for any potential wicked witches of the west.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 28, 2021 07:14 PM (O4VfI)

Cliff Clavin trivia question

Lemurs are only native to what county?

Posted by: Just a side note at May 28, 2021 07:25 PM (2DOZq)

91 Cheese is one of the food groups, right?

I can't even name my favorite, they all have their place.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at May 28, 2021 07:25 PM (Z/jzm)

92 County = Country

Posted by: Just a side note at May 28, 2021 07:25 PM (2DOZq)

93 Squeeky cheese? What's that?

Posted by: Summer Falls at May 28, 2021 07:25 PM (Tnijr)

94 Lemurs are only native to what county?
Posted by: Just a side note at May 28, 2021 07:25 PM (2DOZq)
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Madagascar?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 28, 2021 07:25 PM (WGara)

95
Never ever believe a headline or title of an article.

It's all propaganda. They are telling us only what they want us to know.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 28, 2021 07:26 PM (ZrSF9)

96 Get a kid to eat normal vegetables...Meh, I don't want it

Slather same vegetables in cheese sauce... Hey, this is good

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 28, 2021 07:26 PM (Dvm/n)

97 Heh, had to run to the grocery store. 1/3 wearing face diapers.

Ran into a city councilman. I knew him long before he became a member. Had many beers together. He got scholnged by some people last summer for attending a meeting with his CCP because there was a huge protest outside. He told them to pound sand. He is still on the council.

Posted by: Infidel at May 28, 2021 07:26 PM (E0OEG)

98 Good cheese makes your lower GI squeaky *after* you eat it

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2021 07:26 PM (L2ZTs)

99 Love is love!

Cheesecake wedding, right?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 28, 2021 07:24 PM (Dc2NZ)

Little pimento cheese sammiches cut into cute shapes...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 28, 2021 07:26 PM (PiwSw)

100 The government - "sorry but the vaccine is likely fatal to 90% of recipients", but the good news, "the virus did come from China." Damn I feel better.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at May 28, 2021 07:26 PM (xEIoY)

101 >>Squeeky cheese? What's that?
Posted by: Summer Falls at May 28, 2021 07:25 PM (Tnijr)

Cheese curds! They squeak when you bite into them if they are fresh

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at May 28, 2021 07:26 PM (Z/jzm)

102 Madagascar?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 28, 2021 07:25 PM (WGara)

Correct. Collect your winnings at the front door.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 28, 2021 07:27 PM (2DOZq)

103
I went on a cheesecake kick a few years ago.

Then, recently, I re-kindled my childhood love for Pepperidge Farm frozen cakes.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 28, 2021 07:27 PM (ZrSF9)

104 Squeeky cheese? What's that?
Posted by: Summer Falls at May 28, 2021 07:25 PM (Tnijr)

Super fresh and a little rubbery.
I don't like it that much but you put some in front of me....

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 28, 2021 07:27 PM (cSyAR)

105 So she's not very fond o' you??

Posted by: andycanuck at May 28, 2021 07:27 PM (UHVv4)

106 "Cheese curds! They squeak when you bite into them if they are fresh"

Oh. I thought you were going to say $20.

Posted by: Summer Falls at May 28, 2021 07:28 PM (Tnijr)

107
Thanks to the Daily Mail, here is the origin story of the Wuhan virus.

It Came From a Bat's Butthole

In 2012, the Chicoms were cleaning out an old copper mine which had become infested with bats. They did this by forcing workers, with no "PPE" to go in and work knee-deep in bat shit. The bat shit was actually knee-deep.

Six of those workers got very sick with some serious lung rot that sounds a lot like Covid-19. Now, those workers, knee deep in bat shit, were a unholy petri dish of bat, human, and bat shit and pee, and all the microbes that grow. Take about a viral load (and a load of everything else).

They take them to some big Chicom research hospital. Three of them die. Samples of the product of that unholy petri dish were take to, you guessed it, the Wuhan lab, for Batwoman to play with.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 28, 2021 07:28 PM (f1Vqw)

108 Evening everyone!

Cheese for supper.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2021 07:28 PM (Rvt88)

109 Cheesecake wedding, right?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 28, 2021 07:24 PM (Dc2NZ)

*swoon

Posted by: April at May 28, 2021 07:28 PM (OX9vb)

110 101 >>Squeeky cheese? What's that?
Posted by: Summer Falls at May 28, 2021 07:25 PM (Tnijr)

Cheese curds! They squeak when you bite into them if they are fresh
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at May 28, 2021 07:26 PM (Z/jzm)

They're screaming in their death throes, you monster!

Posted by: People for the Ethical Treatment of Cheese Curds at May 28, 2021 07:28 PM (PiwSw)

111 The government - "sorry but the vaccine is likely fatal to 90% of recipients", but the good news, "the virus did come from China." Damn I feel better.

*

"It's not fatal, but you'll need to take this $6000 shot every six months to keep the RNA operating system from causing blood cancer. But you're safe from Covid-19s, and that's what matters most. "

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 28, 2021 07:28 PM (Z+2B4)

112 Obama didn't block GOF (gain of function) because it is dangerous.

Obama blocked GOF because there would be less oversight and more graft.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 28, 2021 07:29 PM (dpfOB)

113 OMGosh we've had some crappy weather the last 2 days. 40s, cold rain and drizzle. Very windy. YUCK. I apologize in advance!
Posted by: My Life is Insanity

My garden and my flowers thank you !

Posted by: JT at May 28, 2021 07:29 PM (arJlL)

114 rhomboid

Good rant.

When a tick bites a testicle, or the chigger bite count passes a hundred, on one leg, I join you in my hatred for insects.

My home of debt is a Regal Fritillary sanctuary.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 07:29 PM (u82oZ)

115 Don't have them yet. Neighbor a mile down the road. Started getting goats milk from them last year. I was hooked. I have about 4 acres of pasture on my property that hasn't been used since we got rid of our hay burners.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * squared at May 28, 2021 07:29 PM (uVSgr)

116 Sounds like eating a Tribble.

Posted by: Summer Falls at May 28, 2021 07:29 PM (Tnijr)

117 Came From a Bat's Butthole

*

We sure are finally getting close to admitting that fecal-oral path of transmission, aren't we?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 28, 2021 07:29 PM (Z+2B4)

118 Hiya Tonypete !

You doin' ok ?

Posted by: JT at May 28, 2021 07:30 PM (arJlL)

119 Lights out time
Everyone have a good evening

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2021 07:30 PM (Cxk7w)

120 There is no such thing as bad cheese. Well, except for that produced in certain body cracks.

Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2021 07:30 PM (0OP+5)

121 It's a bit moist for my tastes, but it's really fantastic.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that. . .

Posted by: Lena Dunham at May 28, 2021 07:30 PM (2JVJo)

122 Pimento cheese makes a good grilled cheese sandwich BTW

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 28, 2021 07:31 PM (Z+2B4)

123 That sounds divine. Wanna get married?
Posted by: April at May 28, 2021 07:23 PM (OX9vb)

While Mr. April is asleep?

Posted by: clutch at May 28, 2021 07:31 PM (9UmRs)

124 They could have also gotten hypersensitivity pneumonosis from the bats. The way it messes up your lungs is similar to Covid. And there are a number of things that can trigger it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 28, 2021 07:31 PM (5HBd1)

125 When a tick bites a testicle, or the chigger bite count passes a hundred, on one leg, I join you in my hatred for insects.

My home of debt is a Regal Fritillary sanctuary.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

I had a tick on my dick once.

I didn't remove it right away.(It made my dick look YUGE !)

Posted by: JT at May 28, 2021 07:32 PM (arJlL)

126 It's a bit moist for my tastes, but it's really fantastic.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that. . .
Posted by: Lena Dunham

*

I suspect Ms Dunham would need to borrow a nickel.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 28, 2021 07:32 PM (Z+2B4)

127
Flashback:

Anyone remember when cocksucker obama's State Dept "accidentally" revealed Israel's exact number of nuclear weapons??

Remember that? It happened.
No accountability. No investigation.
Fake News wasn't the least bit curious.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 28, 2021 07:32 PM (ZrSF9)

128 clutch

April is telling us she has very strong man-management skills.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 07:32 PM (u82oZ)

129 'Night Skip !

Posted by: JT at May 28, 2021 07:33 PM (arJlL)

130 I love goats. I saw one out on my drive today, with three little babies. I just don't think I can deal with them any more, but I really enjoy them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 28, 2021 07:33 PM (5HBd1)

131 Chunk of Velveeta, can of Rotel, diced jalapenos, cilantro, diced onions, splash of la Costena; you can't buy dip that good.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 28, 2021 07:33 PM (dpfOB)

132
The virus that most closely matches Covid was taken from a sample from horseshoe bat's asshole. I am not making that up.

A number of possibilities. This virus mutated into something very close to Covid in those mine workers lungs. That could be Covid now. Or Batwoman GOF'd this virus into Covid herself.

And, it could be something in between. She took the mutated virus, which had evolved to infect humans in the lungs, but found it wasn't too efficient or wasn't very transmissible, and she GOF'd those abilities on to it.

Either way, it leaked out of the Wuhan Lab around Oct or Nov of 2019.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 28, 2021 07:33 PM (f1Vqw)

133 Free Tibet! With the purchase of a Tiber of equal or greater value

Posted by: Tater Stelter at May 28, 2021 07:33 PM (flINI)

134 Cheese curds remind me of Schmoos from L'il Abner.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 28, 2021 07:33 PM (cSyAR)

135 Baby goats nearby are some of the greatest fun to experience.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 28, 2021 07:33 PM (Z+2B4)

136 122 Pimento cheese makes a good grilled cheese sandwich BTW
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 28, 2021 07:31 PM (Z+2B4)

Yes. Yes it does.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 28, 2021 07:33 PM (PiwSw)

137 Lemurs are only native to what county?
Posted by: Just a side note at May 28, 2021 07:25 PM (2DOZq)
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Madagascar?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Kids never watched Zooboomafoo?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * squared at May 28, 2021 07:33 PM (uVSgr)

138 There is no such thing as bad cheese.
Posted by: Eromero

Heh heh heh.

Posted by: casu marzu at May 28, 2021 07:33 PM (P1f+c)

139 What you guano do??

Posted by: andycanuck at May 28, 2021 07:33 PM (UHVv4)

140 JT
Ewww.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 07:34 PM (u82oZ)

141 Never ever believe a headline or title of an article.

It's all propaganda. They are telling us only what they want us to know.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 28, 2021 07:26 PM (ZrSF9)

Yeah, anyone who is even minimally media savy knows it is all BS.

Posted by: TC at May 28, 2021 07:34 PM (IuvkH)

142 While Mr. April is asleep?
Posted by: clutch at May 28, 2021 07:31 PM (9UmRs)

Well, certainly not while he's awake. He might protest!

Posted by: April at May 28, 2021 07:34 PM (OX9vb)

143 JT
Ewww.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

lol

Posted by: JT at May 28, 2021 07:35 PM (arJlL)

144 Lemurs are only native to what county?
Posted by: Just a side note at May 28, 2021 07:25 PM (2DOZq)
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Madagascar?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Kids never watched Zooboomafoo?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * squared at May 28, 2021 07:33 PM (uVSgr)

I would have said "Lemuria."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2021 07:35 PM (2JVJo)

145 I got on a Powell and Pressman kick and now I'm going to watch "The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 28, 2021 07:35 PM (Dc2NZ)

146 I like pepper jack cheese

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 28, 2021 07:35 PM (cSyAR)

147 Thanks Ace. I feel better. Still working on my legal gallows list and you are listening to Shadow Play, Joy Division.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 28, 2021 07:36 PM (DAylg)

148 I'm watching Casino.

Jeepers that's a long movie !

Posted by: JT at May 28, 2021 07:36 PM (arJlL)

149 Well, certainly not while he's awake. He might protest!
Posted by: April at May 28, 2021 07:34 PM (OX9vb)

No, he is still happy he won gin rummy.

Posted by: clutch at May 28, 2021 07:38 PM (9UmRs)

150 There are probably big dramatic storm cells like that elsewhere but you just can't appreciate them like you can out on the plains.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 28, 2021 07:38 PM (O4VfI)

151 It Came From a Bat's Butthole
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Ed Wood movie. Quick, cast it!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 28, 2021 07:38 PM (Dc2NZ)

152 While Mr. April is asleep?
Posted by: clutch at May 28, 2021 07:31 PM (9UmRs)

He's so two months ago...it's almost June baby!

Posted by: Boswell at May 28, 2021 07:39 PM (5iUNf)

153 ...they're getting ahead of it to find a place to put the blame.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 28, 2021 07:24 PM

This is why I have cringed since day one every time Trump brags about, and takes credit for, the vaccines. This behavior will come back to bite him in the ass, I fear. And it's too late for him now, because it's all, prolifically, on record.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 28, 2021 07:39 PM (OssQ4)

154 Sloths are really just lazy lemurs.

Posted by: f'd at May 28, 2021 07:39 PM (Tnijr)

155 I'm watching Casino.

Jeepers that's a long movie !
Posted by: JT at May 28, 2021 07:36 PM (arJlL)

It's no Goodfellows no matter how hard it tries.

Posted by: TC at May 28, 2021 07:39 PM (IuvkH)

156 Hey JT - yep, I'm fine. Change of meds. No SIQ and no restriction of duties.

Came home to some homemade 'get well soon" cards from the urchins next door and a bottle of Knob Creek from their Mom. Life is good.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2021 07:39 PM (Rvt88)

157 I can't say I've ever seen storm cells but I have seen baby tornados and the sky turn green.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 28, 2021 07:39 PM (cSyAR)

158 clutch

Is this the new slang? Gin Rummy?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 07:40 PM (u82oZ)

159 Sutliff Vanilla Royale. It's a bit moist for my tastes, but it's really fantastic

Nice! I have some Southern Praline that I treat myself to on the weekends.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 28, 2021 07:40 PM (AL0d+)

160 157 I can't say I've ever seen storm cells but I have seen baby tornados and the sky turn green.
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 28, 2021 07:39 PM (cSyAR)
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This is like a William S. Burroughs story opener.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 28, 2021 07:40 PM (Dc2NZ)

161 A desert is a naked forest.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 28, 2021 07:40 PM (DAylg)

162 CrochetyOldJarhead @ 159- That sounds like ice cream.

Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2021 07:42 PM (0OP+5)

163 7 I can't say I've ever seen storm cells but I have seen baby tornados and the sky turn green.
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 28, 2021 07:39 PM (cSyAR)
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This is like a William S. Burroughs story opener.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 28, 2021 07:40 PM (Dc2NZ)

161 A desert is a naked forest.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot

-------
And there's your title.

Posted by: f'd at May 28, 2021 07:42 PM (Tnijr)

164
Lemurs are only native to what county?
Posted by: Just a side note

Lemuria, the ancient and longstanding blood rival of Peruvia.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2021 07:42 PM (WdajP)

165 This is like a William S. Burroughs story opener.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 28, 2021 07:40 PM (Dc2NZ

It kind of does.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 28, 2021 07:43 PM (cSyAR)

166 The virus that most closely matches Covid was taken from a sample from horseshoe bat's asshole.

You Hater! Love is love!

Posted by: LBGTQXYZ AND BAT ASSHOLE SODOMIZERS at May 28, 2021 07:44 PM (4fCyf)

167 Northernlurker

Are you on the Canadian plains, or surrounded by trees? On the plains you see a lot of the sky-land interface.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 07:44 PM (u82oZ)

168 On a hot summer night m when the air is thick and the sky turns green.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 28, 2021 07:44 PM (cSyAR)

169 The night was clear / And the moon was yellow / And the leaves came tumbling down

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 28, 2021 07:45 PM (5HBd1)

170 Came home to some homemade 'get well soon" cards from the urchins next door and a bottle of Knob Creek from their Mom. Life is good.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2021 07:39 PM (Rvt8

So.
Is Mom cute?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2021 07:45 PM (axyOa)

171 LBGTQXYZ AND BAT ASSHOLE SODOMIZERS

Your Mom and your other Mom worry about you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 07:45 PM (u82oZ)

172 The parties quoted in the Euro-based nuke story are the usual suspects (FFS, these organizations and people have been ankle-biting the adults for 70 years now), who try to make lame political anti-nuke points.

But the actual security lapses, and the idiocy of having *anything* to do with another critical system (first was the fuel pipeline) connected to the web .... jeebus people.

The amount of stupidity on display, from horizon to horizon, including in what are supposed to be the most highly competent institutions, is mind boggling.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2021 07:45 PM (OTzUX)

173 Is this the new slang? Gin Rummy?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 07:40 PM (u82oZ)

Well, Mr. April fell asleep, so my guess is "yes".

Posted by: clutch at May 28, 2021 07:45 PM (9UmRs)

174 I went to Petrified Forest National Park when I was a kid. It was cool because I was into rocks. Still am I guess. Anyway it's worth a visit.

Posted by: f'd at May 28, 2021 07:46 PM (Tnijr)

175 Tonypete

Glad you are safe and home. So the light bulb in the mouth did not work?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 07:46 PM (u82oZ)

176 A desert is a naked forest.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 28, 2021 07:40 PM (DAylg)

A desert is a forest without trees and vast lands of sand or something.

Posted by: TC at May 28, 2021 07:46 PM (IuvkH)

177 Are you on the Canadian plains, or surrounded by trees? On the plains you see a lot of the sky-land interface.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 07:44 PM (u82oZ)

I'm in the foothills of the Rocky Mountains but I lived on the prairies for a long time.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 28, 2021 07:46 PM (cSyAR)

178 Thanks. Titles are my bling.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 28, 2021 07:46 PM (DAylg)

179 'Stagger Lee shot Billy......'

Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2021 07:47 PM (0OP+5)

180
horseshoe bats asshole

What is that, fifth in the lineup? Are we talking using deep, deep fried inside baseball lingo?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2021 07:47 PM (WdajP)

181 So.
Is Mom cute?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Diogenes

Mom is a freaking babe. Hell of a nice gal. My wife loves her.

Heyyy, I wonder. . . . . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2021 07:47 PM (Rvt88)

182 Which federal holiday weekend was it where during the ONT there were some allegations of impropriety among the horde, some degree of cursing, a general state of undress, and a few minor indecent propositions made, and then Ace stormed in and sternly waved his finger at us and told us to be better?

Posted by: banana Dream at May 28, 2021 07:47 PM (O4VfI)

183 TC

And horses have no names.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 07:47 PM (u82oZ)

184 Northernlurker, surgite

Sounds scenic.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 07:47 PM (u82oZ)

185 Well. I pulled guard duty back in the Cold War at a nuke site. Trust me. The Germans knew. It was no secret.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2021 07:48 PM (axyOa)

186 Glad you are safe and home. So the light bulb in the mouth did not work?
Posted by: NaCly

I did mention it to the Doc doing the electoshock. He said, Ah, the old Uncle Fester bit. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2021 07:48 PM (Rvt88)

187 banana Dream

Memorial day, for one. We were baaad.

Angry Ace is something!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 07:48 PM (u82oZ)

188 Sounds scenic.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 07:47 PM (u82oZ)

I love the sight of the mountains.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 28, 2021 07:48 PM (cSyAR)

189 81 years (!) and a day since the Bismarck was sunk. Only 115 survivors. HMS Hood had only *3* survivors. For many reasons it wouldn't be done anyway, but any cinematic recreation of the unbelievable horror of the scene on ships like Bismarck - afloat, but just a tangle of wreckage and human body parts and blood - could not be done realistically for any normal audience.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2021 07:49 PM (OTzUX)

190 A little geological info makes the landscape reflect time.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 28, 2021 07:49 PM (DAylg)

191 Tonypete

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 07:49 PM (u82oZ)

192
horseshoe bats asshole

What is that, fifth in the lineup? Are we talking using deep, deep inside baseball lingo?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2021 07:49 PM (WdajP)

193 Eris, I don't think we're going to cast the Ed Wood movie tonight....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 28, 2021 07:50 PM (PiwSw)

194 re: Sharon jumping from the roof- everything, accidentally, went perfectly for her.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2021 07:50 PM (1vynn)

195 Rural King blue jeans are made in Madagascar.

Posted by: zmdavid at May 28, 2021 07:50 PM (xqRaG)

196 Mom is a freaking babe. Hell of a nice gal. My wife loves her.

Heyyy, I wonder. . . . . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2021 07:47 PM (Rvt8

And with that I'm opening a very drinkable 2018 cab from the Horse Heaven Hills region of Washington State.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2021 07:50 PM (axyOa)

197 rhomboid

The Great Peace, the longest peace between Great Powers since the Treaty of Westphalia, is because of nuclear weapons.

Those protesters are detached from reality.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 07:52 PM (u82oZ)

198 81 years (!) and a day since the Bismarck was sunk. Only 115 survivors.. . . For many reasons it wouldn't be done anyway, but any cinematic recreation of the unbelievable horror of the scene on ships like Bismarck - afloat, but just a tangle of wreckage and human body parts and blood - could not be done realistically for any normal audience.
Posted by: rhomboid

Years ago I saw a vid of some of the Bismarck survivors. One sailor, who was grievously injured himself, described the main deck as resembling a slaughter house floor with 'hunks of butchered meat laying about'.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2021 07:52 PM (Rvt88)

199

The ocean is a desert with its life underground
And a perfect disguise all above
Under the cities lies a heart made of ground
But the humans will give no love

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2021 07:52 PM (63Dwl)

200 Your Mom and your other Mom worry about you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 07:45 PM (u82oZ)

*snort

Posted by: April at May 28, 2021 07:52 PM (OX9vb)

201 A desert is a forest without trees and vast lands of sand or something.
Posted by: TC at May 28, 2021 07:46 PM

Yuge tracts of land are preferable.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2021 07:52 PM (Wlm5M)

202 Kraken, yo.

Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2021 07:52 PM (0OP+5)

203 Making your own cheese from goat's milk is a cottage industry.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 28, 2021 07:53 PM (tVOev)

204
An ocean is a desert with its life underground.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2021 07:53 PM (WdajP)

205 TC

And horses have no names.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 07:47 PM (u82oZ)

It felt good to be out of the rain.

Posted by: TC at May 28, 2021 07:53 PM (IuvkH)

206 >>> Angry Ace is something!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 07:48 PM (u82oZ)

I always picture him pacing back and forth when he's dressing us down. ... AND FURTHERMORE!

Posted by: banana Dream at May 28, 2021 07:54 PM (O4VfI)

207 Story at Lifezette that behind the scenes, Joe and Kamala are sniping at each other. I can imagine the scene:

Kamala: "I hate you! You shouldn't be the president, I should be, for [long long list of woke reasons]!!"

Joe: "Who are you and how did you get in here?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2021 07:55 PM (L2ZTs)

208 Hey Honey, wanna try the tectonic position?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 28, 2021 07:55 PM (DAylg)

209 It felt good to be out of the rain.
Posted by: TC at May 28, 2021 07:53 PM (IuvkH)\

There ain't no one for to give you no pain*

*Dewey Bunnell's grammar teacher winces*

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 28, 2021 07:55 PM (PiwSw)

210 Tonypete & rhomboid

I am so glad my Service time involved no toe-to-toe combat with the Red Navy, or any other Navy.

The budget fights in the 5-sided wind tunnel were bad enough.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 07:56 PM (u82oZ)

211 Nice! I have some Southern Praline that I treat myself to on the weekends.

**

I had placed an order with an online outfit not too long ago and bought it on a whim to put me over the free shipping amount, and it quickly became my favorite. Thanks for mentioning the praline. I think I saw that but didn't pull the trigger. I'm getting ready to order some more and will pick some up if it's available.

I tend to enjoy the sweet stuff so long as it's not sickeningly so. Their peach cobbler is pretty good, too, but if I had to choose it would be the vanilla royale every time.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Medical school determined even mild COVID-19 induces lifetime of antibody protection at May 28, 2021 07:57 PM (k1L5r)

212 banana Dream

We used to do Flame War Fridays. Used to. Needed broad shoulders to hang in that thread.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 07:57 PM (u82oZ)

213 China is cornered. Trump's economic war on China is really hurting it, Hong Kong protests could spread into mainland China, & Xi Jinping is feeling the heat.

What happens next? A pandemic from China streaks across the globe allowing the Democrats to rewrite election law to take down an American president & crushes the Hong Kong revolt.

First, the story is it originated at a wet market from a bat that is nowhere near there but near a biological research lab. This lie was so unbelievable that it couldn't stand up to scrutiny.

Now, the lie that is being pushed out by the Chinese Democrat propaganda machine, aka the MSM, is that is was an accidental release from the Wuhan lab. "Oops, we're sorry. It was an accident. It will never happen again. It is the truth this time. Believe us."

The real truth is that the Chinese & Democrats collaborated to release a biological weapon on the world so they could take down an American president & crush a revolt. The Chinese stooge Biden had to win at all costs, for the Chinese communists to survive, & hide the Democrat collusion with the Chinese.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at May 28, 2021 07:57 PM (FBrfY)

214 176 A desert is a naked forest.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 28, 2021 07:40 PM (DAylg)

A desert is a forest without trees and vast lands of sand or something.
Posted by: TC at May 28, 2021 07:46 PM (IuvkH)

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The ocean is a desert with its life underground
And the perfect disguise above.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 28, 2021 07:58 PM (CAJOC)

215 A desert is a forest without trees and vast lands of sand or something.
Posted by: TC at May 28, 2021 07:46 PM (IuvkH)

And the ocean has no name.

Posted by: tbodie at May 28, 2021 07:58 PM (VzbI8)

216 @thehill

Paul Ryan: Voters won't be impressed by "yes-men and flatterers flocking to Mar-a-Lago"

https://tinyurl.com/ygbygay5

Complete asswipe....

Posted by: Tami at May 28, 2021 07:59 PM (cF8AT)

217 Story at Lifezette that behind the scenes, Joe and Kamala are sniping at each other. I can imagine the scene:

Kamala: "I hate you! You shouldn't be the president, I should be, for [long long list of woke reasons]!!"

Joe: "Who are you and how did you get in here?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2021 07:55 PM (L2ZTs)

***

Ha.

"Why is the maid yelling at me?"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Medical school determined even mild COVID-19 induces lifetime of antibody protection at May 28, 2021 07:59 PM (k1L5r)

218 Is Ryan a "no-man?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2021 08:00 PM (63Dwl)

219 Let ace know how much you've enjoyed it, lest he cut the cheese.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2021 08:00 PM (DMUuz)

220 Paul Ryan: Voters won't be impressed by "yes-men and flatterers flocking to Mar-a-Lago"

***

It's true. We were impressed with the best economy in 50 years, massive decrease in illegals crossing the border, $6000 median household income increase, and middle east peace deals while both parties were fighting him tooth and nail and his own party - with intelligence reports - was investigating bullsh*t claims about Russia that they knew were false before the story even went public.

THAT is what impresses people. Imagine what America could've been if y'all had been interested in the republic and her citizens.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Medical school determined even mild COVID-19 induces lifetime of antibody protection at May 28, 2021 08:02 PM (k1L5r)

221 Is Ryan a "no-man?"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2021 08:00 PM (63Dwl)

Not to China. Only to conservative voters.

Posted by: Catherine at May 28, 2021 08:03 PM (+CqU9)

222 @TheBabylonBee 2m

Biden Covers Body In Tattoos To Constantly Remind Himself Who He Is And What He's Doing

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 28, 2021 08:03 PM (nI1Kq)

223 Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Ryan. What an asshole traitor & waste of sperm.

The average worth of America would go up when he dies.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 08:03 PM (u82oZ)

224 Petrified Forest National Park when I was a kid. It was cool because I was into rocks. Still am I guess. Anyway it's worth a visit.
Posted by: f'd at

Went there as a kit too. Very cool, as was Carlsbad Caverns. Did a two week road trip to all kinds of places, in the station wagon, of course. Buffalo Ranch in OK, still have the brass bell. visited some rich relative in the Ozarks.

Posted by: Infidel at May 28, 2021 08:04 PM (E0OEG)

225 Largest desert in the world is Antarctica.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 28, 2021 08:04 PM (2DOZq)

226
The Daily Mail is on fire. Here's another bombshell:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/
news/article-9629563/

Two scientists working on the vaccine discovered hard smoking gun evidence in the spike protein that the virus was engineered. Also, discovered the Chicoms were retroengineering the virus to create a fake natural progenitor.

IOW, the Chicoms were trying to fake the evidence of a natural progression from bats to humans.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 28, 2021 08:04 PM (f1Vqw)

227
"You know what impresses me? A no-dick-havin' bitch from Wisonsin, who even if he had a dick it would be made of cheese, coming at me about what I do or don't want long after I voted for the other guy and he bailed out to siphon big money from my enemies in the private sector."

---- Said no voter, ever

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 28, 2021 08:04 PM (Uh2oA)

228 Ryan is a totally ridiculous figure now. As are all his type, whatever that is. People here use all kinds of names, most of them not really very meaningful. Don't think there are any accurate labels except, clueless, spineless, mercenary, and empty.

Also saw somewhere today that Rubio and Scott (the pathetic mask-loving empty suit from FL, not the race-addled nothing from SC) are all hot for Puerto Rico statehood - of course, claiming it would be GOP country.

Country might have survived the Dems and collapsing institutions and mostly clueless citizenry - but the GOP is probably the last straw that breaks the system.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2021 08:04 PM (OTzUX)

229 kit=kid. Sheesh.

Posted by: Infidel at May 28, 2021 08:05 PM (E0OEG)

230 I thought Paul Ryan was the US Chamber of Commerce's stooge.

"We need you to get busy. We're gonna start surreptitiously scalping Americans and replacing their brains with cyborgs that enable them to never stop working."
"I'm on it boss!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2021 08:06 PM (L2ZTs)

231 Flame me. I experiment on words the way Dr False experiments on viruses.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 28, 2021 08:06 PM (DAylg)

232
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 28, 2021 08:06 PM (DUIap)

233 Infidel a

You're fine. I understand Horde typing.

Posted by: Barbra Billingsly at May 28, 2021 08:07 PM (u82oZ)

234 Remember when Budget Hawk Paul Ryan spiked the football over a budget deal in which he successfully negotiated potentially possibly maybe not spending 80 billion tax dollars over a decade at the same time the feds were pumping $82B into the economy every month?

IIRC that was even on his VP campaign website's "accomplishments" page.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Medical school determined even mild COVID-19 induces lifetime of antibody protection at May 28, 2021 08:07 PM (k1L5r)

235 are all hot for Puerto Rico statehood - of course, claiming it would be GOP country.

Country might have survived the Dems and collapsing institutions and mostly clueless citizenry - but the GOP is probably the last straw that breaks the system.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2021 08:04 PM (OTzUX)

Yeah, Puerto Ricans strike me as conservatives.

Is ANYONE in PR not on the dole?

Posted by: Tami at May 28, 2021 08:08 PM (cF8AT)

236 Thanks BB, have been sick for a week, went back to work yesterday. I'm wrung out. Need jammies.

Posted by: Infidel at May 28, 2021 08:08 PM (E0OEG)

237 LOL the Bee!

Oh No! The Scientist Gavin Newsom Has Been Listening To Is Actually A Bunch Of Raccoons Stuffed In A Lab Coat

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 28, 2021 08:09 PM (Dc2NZ)

238 Ryan's done nothing for us, excep lose. Now he wants what ? to continue the losing trend ? asshoe. who does he think he is.

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2021 08:09 PM (V13WU)

239 I know it would be opening up a huge unwieldy can of worms if a Constitutional Convention were to actually happen, but here's what I'd want added to the Bill of Rights:

- absolute right to own a gun
- absolute right to travel and own a car
- absolute right to bodily autonomy, with the sole exception of abortion

(Okay everyone, now tell me how thorny these would all be.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2021 08:09 PM (L2ZTs)

240 All rivers run into the sea

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 28, 2021 08:09 PM (5HBd1)

241 Has he ever been to PR? I have. What an low class idiot.

Posted by: Infidel at May 28, 2021 08:10 PM (E0OEG)

242 Tami

The graft will go down.

PR should go independent. Lots of plusses to be away from the US regulatory state.

But welfare bennies would go away. People would have ot work and have a purpose.

Posted by: Barbra Billingsly at May 28, 2021 08:10 PM (u82oZ)

243 I haven't been paying attention to the news. Just found out Netanyahu is out. Words fail. With increased threat from their enemies Israel settles for appeasers?

Posted by: Floridachick at May 28, 2021 08:11 PM (DnWIB)

244 All Hail Eris, I wish it were that good here in California.

Actually Gavin gets all his science advice from his secret giant talking bottle of hair gel.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2021 08:11 PM (L2ZTs)

245 All rivers run into the sea
------
Not in Chicago

Posted by: dartist at May 28, 2021 08:12 PM (+ya+t)

246 Ryan is unoriginal, boring and stupid, and now he crawled out of some hole and thinks anyone be interested ? he can go and kiss Liz Cheney's butt. he is good at buttkissing.

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2021 08:12 PM (V13WU)

247 Largest desert in the world is Antarctica.
Posted by: Just a side note at May 28, 2021 08:04 PM (2DOZq)

Quick look finds this true. Would have thought the Sahara.

Posted by: TC at May 28, 2021 08:12 PM (IuvkH)

248 Ryan and Romney are cut from the same cloth.

"You HAVE to listen to me! I'm your better!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2021 08:12 PM (L2ZTs)

249 The real truth is that the Chinese & Democrats collaborated to release a biological weapon on the world so they could take down an American president & crush a revolt. The Chinese stooge Biden had to win at all costs, for the Chinese communists to survive, & hide the Democrat collusion with the Chinese.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at May 28, 2021 07:57 PM (FBrfY)

Who do you think you are, Occam ?

Posted by: TSA at May 28, 2021 08:12 PM (mqfRu)

250 Remember, the grave damage to the country and its future that was the squandered first two years of one of the historically best presidencies has "Paul Ryan" written on it - next to "Mitch McConnell" - AND both were freely chosen and supported/followed by the overwhelming bulk of their caucus.

Most of whom are dutifully/robotically/idiotically re-nominated and re-elected by their voters.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2021 08:13 PM (OTzUX)

251 who does he think he is.
Posted by: runner

The guy that's gonna remind us how to get our ass kicked again.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * squared at May 28, 2021 08:13 PM (uVSgr)

252 238Ryan's done nothing for us, excep lose. Now he wants what ? to continue the losing trend ? asshoe. who does he think he is

Posted by: runner�

He serves his Democrat wife and her uber wealthy elitist family.

Plus he is a traitor.

Posted by: Floridachick at May 28, 2021 08:13 PM (DnWIB)

253 qdpsteve

- Killing politicians is legal if your tax rate, fees, and other Gov payments go up. Or there are more regulations than a year ago.

Sorta from Lone Star Planet by H. Beam Piper.

Posted by: Barbra Billingsly at May 28, 2021 08:14 PM (u82oZ)

254 FloridaChick @ 243- Are the Israelis using dominion voting machines?

Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2021 08:14 PM (0OP+5)

255 Paul Ryan is playing the game. He knows the majority of the citizenry hates him. He also knows the 2020 Election was rigged. He's trying to thread the needle - appeal to the Ruling Class enough to be allowed to win - and appeal enough to the voters to not have to cheat so much as to win.

Something is going on. The Ruling Class is scared to pull another 2020 rig. They want to do something less obvious.

Posted by: L.I.B. at May 28, 2021 08:14 PM (+w/uO)

256 Barbra, hmmmmmmmmmm

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2021 08:14 PM (L2ZTs)

257 You folks are whey to serious in this thread.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 28, 2021 08:15 PM (tVOev)

258 Flame me. I experiment on words the way Dr. False experiments on viruses.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot
___

Badly?

Posted by: SMH at May 28, 2021 08:15 PM (UoJTm)

259 runner

kiss Liz Cheney's butt.

Ewwwww. Brain Bleach. Stat.

Posted by: Barbra Billingsly at May 28, 2021 08:15 PM (u82oZ)

260 248Ryan and Romney are cut from the same cloth

Yeah, and Rubio is their apprentice.

Posted by: Floridachick at May 28, 2021 08:15 PM (DnWIB)

261 At FB, you can now purchase an AI friend or girlfriend from a company called Replika.

Even I'm not that desperate. (Yet.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2021 08:16 PM (L2ZTs)

262 {{{SMH}}}

Posted by: Barbra Billingsly at May 28, 2021 08:16 PM (u82oZ)

263 Misspelled sock off.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 08:17 PM (u82oZ)

264 qdpsteve

Just one question. Are they silent?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 08:17 PM (u82oZ)

265 DrBone, I think we need more levity threads. Jokes, music, what not.

I'd also love to see more posts on how to (a) opt out of today's Deep State-run society, and/or (b) defeat it and/or make it irrelevant in our daily lives.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2021 08:17 PM (L2ZTs)

266 Stinchfield did did a piece on his top 5 American heros. Michael Murphy, White Feather-Carlos Hathcock, American Sniper-Brad Cooper, Pat Tillman and Audie Murphy. It was nice.

Posted by: Infidel at May 28, 2021 08:18 PM (E0OEG)

267 At FB, you can now purchase an AI friend or girlfriend from a company called Replika.

Even I'm not that desperate. (Yet.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2021 08:16 PM (L2ZTs)

The movie Her wasn't as bad as you would think based on the premise.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 28, 2021 08:18 PM (2DOZq)

268 NaCly, the AI services?
They're chatbots, for online use only. No sexbots yet. :-)

Replika *claims* these chatbots so good, customers say they can't believe how 'real' they seem.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2021 08:19 PM (L2ZTs)

269 Just a side note, true.
I think that movie will be looked upon eventually as a great social/cultural harbinger.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2021 08:19 PM (L2ZTs)

270 There's a photo of Michael Murphy in the little entryway to the SEALs' HQ in Coronado. And a few others.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2021 08:20 PM (OTzUX)

271 If Paul Ryan and Liz Cheney are so popular, why don't they use them for fund raising? All the stuff I get mentions Trump.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 28, 2021 08:21 PM (5HBd1)

272 I do think chatbots could have some truly great applications for old, bed-bound people in hospice.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2021 08:22 PM (L2ZTs)

273 We're sorry, but all of our units are out at the moment, or otherwise engaged. Please leave a message with your country, name of organization, region, specific crisis and a number where you can be reached.

As soon as we have sorted out the Balkans, Iraq, Korea, China, the COVIC-19 Wuhan Bug, marching up and down the streets of Washington, D.C. and attending the compulsory Consideration of Others Training, we will return your call.

Please speak after the tone, or if you require more options, please choose from the following options: If your crisis is small and is located near the sea, press 1 for the United States Marine Corps.

If your concern is distant, with temperate climate and good hotels, and can be solved by one or two low-risk high-altitude bombing runs, press 2 for the United States Air Force. Please note that this service is not available after 1630 hours or on weekends. Special consideration will be given to customers requiring satellite or stealth technology who can provide additional research and development funding.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 08:22 PM (u82oZ)

274 I used to make fun of guys who would "date" online. Walking around and seeing the girls with blue hair and other aposematism techniques warning people to stay away because the person is toxic, aggressive, and/or unpredictable, I no longer do.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Medical school determined even mild COVID-19 induces lifetime of antibody protection at May 28, 2021 08:22 PM (k1L5r)

275 Everyone in PR who is a conservative wants independence. Like all conservatives.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 28, 2021 08:22 PM (2DOZq)

276 I doubt THAT many men have been in Paul Ryan. 30-40, tops.

They probably do prefer their independence, though, and that's why he's never settled down.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Medical school determined even mild COVID-19 induces lifetime of antibody protection at May 28, 2021 08:23 PM (k1L5r)

277 If your inquiry concerns a situation that can be resolved by a bit of grey funnel, bunting, flags and a really good marching band, please write, well in advance, to the United States Navy. Please note that Tomahawk missile service is extremely limited and will be provided on a first-come, first-serve basis.

If your inquiry is not urgent, press 3 for the Rapid Deployment Force.

If you are in really hot trouble, please press 4, and your call will be answered by the United States Army Special Operations Command. Please note that a mandatory credit check will be done to ensure you can afford the inherent TDY costs. Also, be aware that USASOC may bill your account at any time and is not required to tell you why, as it is classified

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 08:23 PM (u82oZ)

278 If you are interested in joining the U S Army, and you wish to be shouted at, paid little, have premature arthritis, put your family in a condemned hut miles from civilization, and are prepared to work your ass off, risking your life in all weather and terrains, both day and night, whilst watching Congress erode your original benefits package, then please stay on the line. Your call will be answered shortly by the next available bitter passed-over for promotion Army Recruiter located in a strip mall down by the post office.

Have a pleasant day, and thank you again for trying to contact the United States Army!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 08:24 PM (u82oZ)

279 Opt out of the Deep State? Be counterculture. Take the 70s playbook on counterculture and run with it. Barter, go back to the land, raise a family, learn to be self sufficient and work with your hands. Do what you can in the city, if you can't break away. Drop out of consumer culture. (Okay, I just ordered a pillow from the My Pillow guy.)

It worked before.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 28, 2021 08:24 PM (5HBd1)

280 Irish democracy will be key moving forward.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Medical school determined even mild COVID-19 induces lifetime of antibody protection at May 28, 2021 08:25 PM (k1L5r)

281 All rivers run into the sea
------
Not in Chicago
Posted by: dartist at May 28, 2021 08:12 PM (+ya+t)

The Chicago river is one of the geographical reasons Chicago became a great city. Bordering Lake Michigan being another.

Posted by: TC at May 28, 2021 08:25 PM (IuvkH)

282 I will try to remember this for the food thread. Canning lids have been next to impossible to find. There is a 2 box limit here if they are even on the shelf. I ordered some from Denali Canning that arrived today, haven't used any yet, but they look great and they are opening a new manufacturing center in the NE this summer.

Posted by: Infidel at May 28, 2021 08:25 PM (E0OEG)

283 qdpsteve

As so. An AI service. Not sexbots.

My bad.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 08:26 PM (u82oZ)

284 @MatthewTyrmand

BREAKING: Facebook Insider Morgan Kahmann TERMINATED Effective Immediately for Leaking Internal Documents that Detailed Algorithmic Censorship of Posts Deemed 'Vaccine Hesitant'

https://tinyurl.com/yewor4h6

Posted by: Tami at May 28, 2021 08:26 PM (cF8AT)

285 If you are interested in joining the U S Army, and you wish to be shouted at, paid little, have premature arthritis, put your family in a condemned hut miles from civilization, and are prepared to work your ass off, risking your life in all weather and terrains, both day and night, whilst watching Congress erode your original benefits package, then please stay on the line. Your call will be answered shortly by the next available bitter passed-over for promotion Army Recruiter located in a strip mall down by the post office.

Have a pleasant day, and thank you again for trying to contact the United States Army!
Posted by: NaCly Dog

___

lol
*golfclap*

Posted by: SMH at May 28, 2021 08:26 PM (UoJTm)

286 Infidel, that reminds me:
On April 10 I bottled some jalapeno pickled eggs.
Depating whether to open 'em up on Memorial Day and eat 'em. Hoping by now they're spicy enough. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2021 08:26 PM (L2ZTs)

287 I'm waiting for On Demand to offer the rental of Nobody for a reasonable price. It's still 19.99 to rent. WTF?

Posted by: Just a side note at May 28, 2021 08:26 PM (2DOZq)

288 Quick. A word for sex chat? Can't remember the word..

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 28, 2021 08:26 PM (DAylg)

289 I will try to remember this for the food thread. Canning lids have been next to impossible to find.

**

I've run into this, too. Similar to ammo, it's almost like the country doesn't really believe all the narratives and how everything is fine now that the idiot Trump is out of office.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Medical school determined even mild COVID-19 induces lifetime of antibody protection at May 28, 2021 08:27 PM (k1L5r)

290 Humphreyrobot

Either pillow talk or yodel sex.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 08:28 PM (u82oZ)

291 good for you, qdp. I may watch Shane again that you sent me years ago.

Posted by: Tami at May 28, 2021 08:26 PM (cF8AT)

Didn't even click. I am not surprised.

Posted by: Infidel at May 28, 2021 08:28 PM (E0OEG)

292 A TMZ reporter tried to jam up Clarence Thomas as he was leaving a restaurant. Thomas just laughed him off.

http://bitly.ws/dCFm

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 28, 2021 08:28 PM (sWM8x)

293 Bats can sometimes have more than 200 variants of corona viruses in their bodies at any given point. But do go ahead and pet one.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at May 28, 2021 06:58 PM (AELE1)

The coronaviruses really, really like living in bats. Humans, not so much. They have to be dragged out of bats, and tortured in Chinese labs before they will infect humans.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2021 08:29 PM (QY1VH)

294 Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 28, 2021 08:28 PM (sWM8x)

I don't even need to watch it. I can hear that deep baritone laugh .

Posted by: Just a side note at May 28, 2021 08:29 PM (2DOZq)

295
BREAKING: Facebook Insider Morgan Kahmann TERMINATED Effective Immediately for Leaking Internal Documents that Detailed Algorithmic Censorship of Posts Deemed 'Vaccine Hesitant'
https://tinyurl.com/yewor4h6
Posted by: Tami at May 28, 2021 08:26 PM (cF8AT)

HA! whistleblower law; Go for it, Morgan. Good luck !

"A whistleblower is someone who leaks information about a business or government agency that violated the law in some way. A whistleblower can be, but is not limited to:

An employee of a federal or state agency
An employee of a company
Anyone who sees wrongdoing"

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2021 08:29 PM (V13WU)

296 Observing that the east coast can be entirely shut down within a week after a laptop failure at one gas pipeline probably didn't help calm peoples nerves, either.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Medical school determined even mild COVID-19 induces lifetime of antibody protection at May 28, 2021 08:30 PM (k1L5r)

297 Tami, I just now saw your note to me. I don't know why but can't find your original note about Shane. Anyway glad to know you're still enjoying the DVD. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2021 08:30 PM (L2ZTs)

298 were users notified that they be tagged and flagged in that fashion ? NOPE .

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2021 08:30 PM (V13WU)

299 Moron Robbie, I ordered 60 wide mouth. Missed out on Bonhomme's (sp) link on the 10/22 Ruger. Was at work. Not in inventory by the time I got home.

Posted by: Infidel at May 28, 2021 08:30 PM (E0OEG)

300 The coronaviruses really, really like living in bats. Humans, not so much. They have to be dragged out of bats, and tortured in Chinese labs before they will infect humans.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2021 08:29 PM (QY1VH)

***

Well done. That's fantastic, and I'll do my best to give credit for at least the first three times I use that

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Medical school determined even mild COVID-19 induces lifetime of antibody protection at May 28, 2021 08:31 PM (k1L5r)

301 That little Ruger is a great rifle. It's definitely worth finding one when you can.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Medical school determined even mild COVID-19 induces lifetime of antibody protection at May 28, 2021 08:32 PM (k1L5r)

302 Meade, I give TMZ a little bit of credit because when they bump into rightie politicos, they're always (at least as far as I know) friendly and don't try to play "gotcha" games.

Harvey Levin is a smart guy who knows better than to alienate his audience.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2021 08:32 PM (L2ZTs)

303 This soy-boy gun-handling is the funniest one I've seen yet.
BTW, they're Swedish.

https://tinyurl.com/3e88t2ah

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 28, 2021 08:34 PM (vuisn)

304 People want to cyber with AI?

Wow, how Japanese.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 28, 2021 08:34 PM (DAylg)

305 (Sneers at sugar gliders)

Fucking foreignors.

Posted by: American Flying Skwerl at May 28, 2021 08:35 PM (n/szn)

306 qdp, that was me you sent the movie to.

Posted by: Infidel at May 28, 2021 08:35 PM (E0OEG)

307 Humphrey, Americans are turning Japanese. I really think so!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2021 08:35 PM (L2ZTs)

308 Infidel, you looking for a 10/22 takedown?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * squared at May 28, 2021 08:35 PM (uVSgr)

309 Infidel, oops, thanks for setting me straight. :-)
Anyway again, hope you're enjoying it.
I may have more movies to send people before too long.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2021 08:36 PM (L2ZTs)

310 https://tinyurl.com/4xy2efae

But what does he know.

/s
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 28, 2021 07:02 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 28, 2021 07:14 PM (BgMrQ)

Fuck! I hate going to read a link like that, and find out it's a goddamned video that I have to unblock to view it. Doesn't anybody fucking read and write any more?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2021 08:36 PM (QY1VH)

311 Quick. A word for sex chat? Can't remember the word..
Posted by: Humphreyrobot

Oral sex? Or is that passing your wife in the hallway and she says "F*ck you!" I forget.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2021 08:36 PM (Rvt88)

312 297 Tami, I just now saw your note to me. I don't know why but can't find your original note about Shane. Anyway glad to know you're still enjoying the DVD. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2021 08:30 PM (L2ZTs)

I'm very confused. I have no idea what this is about.

Posted by: Tami at May 28, 2021 08:37 PM (cF8AT)

313 Tonypete, for a long time as a young teenager I thought oral sex was talking dirty. Not a joke.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2021 08:37 PM (L2ZTs)

314 NaCly, nice re-work of that Pentagon voice mail satire from years back.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2021 08:37 PM (OTzUX)

315 Tami, your name got attached to a quote from Infidel. Sorry. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2021 08:37 PM (L2ZTs)

316 I'm the same way, AOP. I can read and digest information in seconds. I dislike the trend of producing videos instead.

BUT, I suspect there's monetization involved, and you can potentially make more money with the videos than you can writing a page on a site.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Medical school determined even mild COVID-19 induces lifetime of antibody protection at May 28, 2021 08:38 PM (k1L5r)

317 Although Tami, have I ever sent you a DVD?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2021 08:38 PM (L2ZTs)

318 Flying lemurs??!!

Screw those guys in particular!!

Posted by: Raccoon at May 28, 2021 08:38 PM (n/szn)

319 That little Ruger is a great rifle. It's definitely worth finding one when you can.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Medical school determined even mild COVID-19 induces lifetime of antibody protection at May 28, 2021 08:32 PM (k1L5r)

Is it really hard finding a 10/22 Ruger? Can't you get one at pretty much any sporting goods store?

Posted by: TC at May 28, 2021 08:38 PM (IuvkH)

320 No, qdp, you never have.

I'm afraid to ask but...a DVD of what?

Posted by: Tami at May 28, 2021 08:38 PM (cF8AT)

321 Tami: a DVD movie. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2021 08:39 PM (L2ZTs)

322 ... then please stay on the line. Your call will be answered shortly...
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Ha! As though I could hear the answer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, with service-related hearing loss at May 28, 2021 08:40 PM (WD9ZA)

323 Hey MLii, I missed you by this much the other morning, have a little grandson who is cute as a button! I didn't know how much it was going to affect me emotionally, I am still on cloud nine. He was born Wednesday morning. Has Tonypete been around today, I know that he was having some a-fib issues last night.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 28, 2021 08:40 PM (a4EWo)

324 Is it really hard finding a 10/22 Ruger? Can't you get one at pretty much any sporting goods store?
Posted by: TC at May 28, 2021 08:38 PM (IuvkH)

**

I didn't see the link, but I'm guessing bonhomme found a good deal.

It's been my experience that guns are becoming easier to find. Full disclosure: I base that almost entirely on looking at Ruger 9mm carbines that were nowhere to be found for the last six months or so.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Medical school determined even mild COVID-19 induces lifetime of antibody protection at May 28, 2021 08:40 PM (k1L5r)

325 Sock Monkey, there was one posted earlier today.

Posted by: Infidel at May 28, 2021 08:41 PM (E0OEG)

326 on sale.

Posted by: Infidel at May 28, 2021 08:41 PM (E0OEG)

327 A DVD movie....of what?

Posted by: Tami at May 28, 2021 08:41 PM (cF8AT)

328 I just scrolled up a little bit, there you are, Tonypete, how are you feeling?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 28, 2021 08:42 PM (a4EWo)

329 Tami, what do you like? :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2021 08:42 PM (L2ZTs)

330 Tami, what do you like? :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve
___

Get a room.
Sheesh.

Posted by: SMH at May 28, 2021 08:43 PM (UoJTm)

331 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Medical school determined even mild COVID-19 induces lifetime of antibody protection at May 28, 2021 08:40 PM (k1L5r)

I note that Academy has been having an increased number of handguns but 98% are 9mm . A .45 by any manufacturer is hard to find.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 28, 2021 08:43 PM (2DOZq)

332 Uh oh, youngest one's awake. Y'all have fun.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Medical school determined even mild COVID-19 induces lifetime of antibody protection at May 28, 2021 08:43 PM (k1L5r)

333 Tami, he sent me a copy of Shane and a few others. I'm trying to collect Barbara Stanwyck movies.

Posted by: Infidel at May 28, 2021 08:43 PM (E0OEG)

334 on sale.
Posted by: Infidel

Ahhh. The magic words. Outfit I bought mine from in April had 3 takedowns in stock. Only place I could find the TD version.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * squared at May 28, 2021 08:43 PM (uVSgr)

335
It's been my experience that guns are becoming easier to find. Full disclosure: I base that almost entirely on looking at Ruger 9mm carbines that were nowhere to be found for the last six months or so.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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Well, maybe. I've been looking for a 106mm recoilless rifle for years. No luck.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, with service-related hearing loss at May 28, 2021 08:44 PM (WD9ZA)

336 Have a great Friday night, everyone.

May you have a social distance of zero, and a sound sleep later.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 08:44 PM (u82oZ)

337 May you have a social distance of zero, and a sound sleep later.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2021 08:44 PM (u82oZ)

But still wear your face condom.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 28, 2021 08:46 PM (2DOZq)

338 >>>Harvey Levin is a smart guy who knows better than to alienate his audience.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2021 08:32 PM (L2ZTs)
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Don't know him by name but
TMZ guy did a straight up good interview of President Trump; - I think while he was running for President the first time.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 28, 2021 08:46 PM (w/z5x)

339
Well, maybe. I've been looking for a 106mm recoilless rifle for years. No luck.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, with service-related hearing loss

I know a guy...

Posted by: Sock Monkey * squared at May 28, 2021 08:46 PM (uVSgr)

340 DDS - I'm here. All is under control and I'm back home. Just a change in meds is needed at this time. Thanks for asking.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2021 08:46 PM (Rvt88)

341 Well, maybe. I've been looking for a 106mm recoilless rifle for years. No luck.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, with service-related hearing loss

I know a guy...
Posted by: Sock Monkey * squared at May 28, 2021 08:46 PM (uVSgr)

Easy Andy?

Posted by: Just a side note at May 28, 2021 08:47 PM (2DOZq)

342 They could have also gotten hypersensitivity pneumonosis from the bats. The way it messes up your lungs is similar to Covid. And there are a number of things that can trigger it.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 28, 2021 07:31 PM (5HBd1)

There is a fungus disease you can get from inhaling the dust from dry bat guano in caves, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2021 08:47 PM (tFgQm)

343 Fauci is asshoe.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 28, 2021 08:47 PM (cYG9+)

344 Probably wouldn't be a good idea to wear my Infidel t-shirt to the gun store tomorrow.

Posted by: Infidel at May 28, 2021 08:48 PM (E0OEG)

345 Fauci is asshoe.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 28, 2021 08:47 PM (cYG9+)

Framing Asshoe

Posted by: Just a side note at May 28, 2021 08:48 PM (2DOZq)

346 DDS - I'm here. All is under control and I'm back home. Just a change in meds is needed at this time. Thanks for asking.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2021 08:46 PM (Rvt8

TP, did you see my post on my ablation last night? Bottom line, when the time comes, don't hesitate. I stalled for a couple of years for no reason, thinking I was going to fix an electrical problem by myself.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 28, 2021 08:49 PM (BMmaB)

347 Probably wouldn't be a good idea to wear my Infidel t-shirt to the gun store tomorrow.
Posted by: Infidel at May 28, 2021 08:48 PM (E0OEG)

Wear it proudly.

Posted by: TC at May 28, 2021 08:49 PM (IuvkH)

348 Fauci is a goblin boy, and he can gobble it all.

Posted by: Frank Zappa at May 28, 2021 08:50 PM (uuj1Y)

349
Easy Andy?
Posted by: Just a side note
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Probably some Greek guy, named Ontos.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, with service-related hearing loss at May 28, 2021 08:50 PM (bk3Sg)

350 329 Tami, what do you like? :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2021 08:42 PM (L2ZTs)

Well thank you! Let me think on that a bit.

Posted by: Tami at May 28, 2021 08:50 PM (cF8AT)

351 Easy Andy?
Posted by: Just a side note

I thinks it Mongo. That's what one of his tats says.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * squared at May 28, 2021 08:51 PM (uVSgr)

352 I had a convo with one of my kids about guns and said Obama was jokingly referred to as the gun salesman of the year. Kid asked why. I said because people bought guns like crazy because they were afraid he would ban them. So kid asks did people stop buying them when Trump was president? I said no not really. Kid says then I think that Obama salesman thing is kinda dumb.

Kids these days I tell ya.....no respect for nuthin.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 28, 2021 08:51 PM (cYG9+)

353 I probably don't fit in with the day folks, but I do love lurking here!
Gonna head up to the ONT...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 28, 2021 08:52 PM (2JMAy)

354 Yes Caesar, I did. Thank you. I have a follow up with my cardiologist (a Dr. Cardwell by name - no fooling) next month. We will discuss it at length I'm sure.

Right this minute, I'm thinking of just going for it this summer since I am sure I maxed out my deductibles/copays with these two days of hosp/tests/shocks and scans.

Thanks for the mention.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2021 08:52 PM (Rvt88)

355 Ha. Joe's "barrette" moment was simultaneously deaf-translated. I bet she was going, "hold it...WHAT did I just say?!"

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2021 08:53 PM (CTJwJ)

356 Pretty landscape photos.

Posted by: Brometheus at May 28, 2021 08:53 PM (bPUO8)

357 CoMM frantically punching F5.

Posted by: Infidel at May 28, 2021 08:55 PM (E0OEG)

358 Right this minute, I'm thinking of just going for it this summer since I am sure I maxed out my deductibles/copays with these two days of hosp/tests/shocks and scans.

Thanks for the mention.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2021 08:52 PM (Rvt8

Tony, wishing you the best, go for it.

Posted by: TC at May 28, 2021 08:55 PM (IuvkH)

359 352 I had a convo with one of my kids about guns and said Obama was jokingly referred to as the gun salesman of the year. Kid asked why. I said because people bought guns like crazy because they were afraid he would ban them. So kid asks did people stop buying them when Trump was president? I said no not really. Kid says then I think that Obama salesman thing is kinda dumb.

Kids these days I tell ya.....no respect for nuthin.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 28, 2021 08:51 PM (cYG9+)

25 years of gun sales. Very high under Trump, however you can see the noticeable jump that happened in 2010 under Obama from previous years.

https://tinyurl.com/hbfyynfd

Bill Clinton was a better salesman though apparently.

Posted by: buzzion at May 28, 2021 08:57 PM (vMCab)

360 W Bush should have been the President with highest sales since the AWB was sunset under his administration.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 28, 2021 09:02 PM (2DOZq)

361 25 years of gun sales. Very high under Trump, however you can see the noticeable jump that happened in 2010 under Obama from previous years.

https://tinyurl.com/hbfyynfd

Bill Clinton was a better salesman though apparently.
Posted by: buzzion at May 28, 2021 08:57 PM (vMCab)

Three hundred plus million guns owned by Americans. Gun sales aren't going to slow any time soon.

Posted by: TC at May 28, 2021 09:05 PM (IuvkH)

362 355 Ha. Joe's "barrette" moment was simultaneously deaf-translated. I bet she was going, "hold it...WHAT did I just say?!"
Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2021 08:53 PM (CTJwJ)

This was the best! I can't find the full video but you'll get the idea...

https://tinyurl.com/yekx4ndz

Posted by: Tami at May 28, 2021 09:05 PM (cF8AT)

363 Three hundred plus million guns owned by Americans. Gun sales aren't going to slow any time soon.
Posted by: TC at May 28, 2021 09:05 PM (IuvkH)

Biden will prove to be a better gun salesman than Barky.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2021 09:09 PM (/bakt)

364 Hola mix chamucos y chamucas preferidos.

Posted by: chango lot at May 28, 2021 09:26 PM (g741k)

365 Where was the picture of the supercell taken?
Posted by: sidney at May 28, 2021 07:03 PM (7/kmB)

I found the original article at telegraph.co.uk. The photographer, Sean Heavey, caught the supercell between Glasgow and Hinsdale, Montana.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 28, 2021 09:27 PM (ZSK0i)

366 Has the federal gubmint prohibited people from suing state and local gubmints who mandate the experiment? The 11th amendment prohibits suits against states in federal court, but not against states in state court and not against counties/cities/towns in federal court.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 28, 2021 09:42 PM (KAi1n)

367 Betacuck4life At 213This

Posted by: boynsea at May 28, 2021 10:47 PM (cx155)

368 100k for a pickup truck? I am old enough to remember being able to buy a loaded Peterbilt for 100k.

I guess a Peterbilt would go for a shade over half a million now. At that price I want a cab nicer then a BEQ.

I think the last pickup I bought new was 40k or so after tax and title. Still have it a ten year old GMC. The crew cab is nice tho a bit cramped for sleeping in. Better stereo then I have in my house.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at May 28, 2021 11:39 PM (6Pqz7)

369 Good day! I could have sworn I've visited this blog before but after looking at a few of the posts I realized it's new to me.
Regardless, I'm definitely delighted I came across it and I'll be book-marking it and checking back frequently!

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