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CNN's Ratings Fall Still Further as The Potato's Audience Falls To Its Lowest Level Yet

In fairness, it's pretty good that a Potato has any ratings at all, you know?


CNN's left-wing media pundit Brian Stelter managed to set a yearly low yet again as viewers continue to ignore "Reliable Sources." Stelter has delivered eight-straight telecasts that failed to draw one million viewers and the May 23 edition hit rock bottom when it averaged only 763,000 viewers for a 2021 low.

Stelter has found it difficult to attract viewers during the Biden era. The liberal pundit claims to "examine the story behind the story" but perhaps he should probe what happened to his audience as he hemorrhages viewers at an alarming rate. Fox News' "MediaBuzz," which is Stelter's direct timeslot competition, beat the CNN media show by a whopping 52 percent.

Ugh. Yet another Fox left-winger.

Fox believes the same thing the rest of the media believes: Only leftwingers have any credibility and only leftwingers can be trusted in positions of Information Control. Conservatives are icky and deplorable and can at most be guests on shows controlled by leftwingers and stocked with leftwing guests.

I direct your attention once again to Howie Kurtz grilling Mollie Hemingway for stating, correctly, that the fake "whistleblower" in the impeachment hearing was identified, while absolutely refusing to ask Mara Liaison about a tweet in which the NPR progressive compared antifa, favorably, to the heroes who stormed Normandy Beach.

I believe those happened on the same show, though I'm not certain of that.

So I wouldn't be in a hurry to embrace Fox. Through 90% of the day, they're as bad as the rest of them.

One can hope that all of these organizations die in great fires.

But let's get back to CNN's woes:

CNN had its worst week since Sept. 2019 and has finished behind both Fox News and MSNBC in the total day category for 14 consecutive weeks. "Reliable Sources" wasn't the only show contributing to CNN's problems, as "CNN Newsroom," "Don Lemon Tonight," "Erin Burnett OutFront," "The Lead with Jake Tapper," "The Situation Room," "Cuomo Prime Time" and "New Day" all hit yearly lows in various categories.

At least Jake Tapper has his career as a novelist to fall back on.

His newest book is at Number Not Appearing on Amazon's best seller list -- with a bullet!

This despite relentless promotion from his fellow lefties in the media and his fellow liberal admirers in NeverTrump.

HotAir's Jazz Shaw promoted it, because of course he did. Jazz Shaw can't simp hard enough for Jake Tapper. I'm sure if Jazz Shaw has something to promote, Jake Tapper will use both tweets and precious time on his tv show to promote it. Because they're Frenz, right?

They have a real reciprocal "among equals" relationship, right? Just like a paypig simp and his e-girl. Totally two-way relationship.

Find someone who looks at you the way liberal Twitter Republicans look at Jake Tapper and you'll be loved the rest of your life.

Added: In fairness, Jazz Shaw's review sounds like a Bart Simpson book report -- where he just read the blurbs and is guessing about the rest:

As in the previous novel, Charlie Marder is an imperfect protagonist, with many of his own character flaws and shortcomings complicating his journey. The descriptions of the various famous personalities Charlie encounters and the settings where these interactions play out create a gripping atmosphere that quickly immersed me in the story. And as with any good mystery, the ending winds up being different than you probably expect, and far more complicated than a basic tale of good versus evil where the hero rides off triumphantly into the sunset.

If you liked Hellfire Club, you’re probably going to really enjoy The Devil May Dance. It comes out next week from Little, Brown and Company, and is available for pre-order now.

Still, he just gushes praise at his leftwing propagandist Twitter fren.

Like a good little paypig.

Posted by: Ace at 04:29 PM




Comments

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1 NoTato!

Posted by: Inogame at May 26, 2021 03:29 PM (53oGX)

2 How was there a NOOD and I was first?

Posted by: Inogame at May 26, 2021 03:29 PM (53oGX)

3 At least Jake Tapper has his career as a novelist to fall back on.

His newest book is at Number Not Appearing on Amazon's best seller list, despite relentless promotion from his fellow lefties in the media and his fellow liberal admirers in NeverTrump.

HotAir's Jazz Shaw promoted it, because of course he did. Jazz Shaw can't simp hard enough for Jake Tapper. I'm sure if Jazz Shaw has something to promote, Jake Tapper will use both tweets and precious time on his tv show to promote it. Because they're Frenz, right?

=========

He has some live event on the Criterion Channel to introduce The Manchurian Candidate this week.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 26, 2021 03:30 PM (LvTSG)

4 So I stopped to read the content again.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 26, 2021 03:30 PM (JUOKG)

5 Why anyone watch any television show featuring an ambulatory marshmallow?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 26, 2021 03:30 PM (cSyAR)

6 Spud will save us!

Posted by: See? N N at May 26, 2021 03:30 PM (WmGrA)

7 How was there a NOOD and I was first?

Posted by: Inogame at May 26, 2021 03:29 PM


Because the lawn mower is broken.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 26, 2021 03:31 PM (JUOKG)

8 Posted by: Ace at 03:49 PM

I have no idea how these timestamps correlate anymore.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 26, 2021 03:31 PM (mdjgu)

9 I wonder how much money - if any - CNN actually makes. If it's too big a sink, I also wonder how long the complex will keep it running. There are a lot of outlets that parrot the State/Party Complex's talking points. They are probably due for some consolidation anyway.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2021 03:31 PM (Jsjd7)

10 Reriable Rources?

Posted by: Sccoby Doo at May 26, 2021 03:31 PM (cCxiu)

11 Jazz "Hands " Shaw nude belly dancing for Jake "Honest Abe" Tapper is an image I could have done without.

Posted by: sven at May 26, 2021 03:31 PM (Lzpvj)

12 When the GOP went onto Weasel's lifetime Shit List, FOX went with them.

Posted by: Weasel at May 26, 2021 03:31 PM (MVjcR)

13 Maybe butter, sour cream, chives and bacon?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 26, 2021 03:31 PM (wAnMi)

14 CNN is just Limboing, to show they are hip.

Posted by: Bete at May 26, 2021 03:32 PM (F9322)

15 Hey everybody! Hey ace!

So couch potatoes aren't watchin' the Potato make his potato-headed arguments and inquiries into DJT? Kewl! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2021 03:32 PM (L2ZTs)

16 OK...this makes it decision/celebration time...scotch and cigar.
Back later Hordemates.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2021 03:32 PM (axyOa)

17 >>>In fairness, it's pretty good that a Potato has any ratings at all, you know?

That's not "good"; it's surprising.

Posted by: m at May 26, 2021 03:32 PM (RYc1G)

18 Butterball Powerbottom can always do stunt work in gay movies to pay the bills.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 26, 2021 03:32 PM (ddM9D)

19 Which is lower, Tater's ratings or his low T?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2021 03:32 PM (bDqIh)

20 it averaged only 763,000 viewers for a 2021 low.
Stelter has found it difficult to attract viewers during the Biden era.


Sorry, Bri, but flying's kind of a pain in the ass, so I haven't been in many airports.

Posted by: t-bird at May 26, 2021 03:32 PM (9Fwwf)

21 Like CNN, I miss Trump. Bigly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 26, 2021 03:33 PM (ifmtJ)

22 No matter how low CNN's ratings go, I will still marvel at how high its ratings are. Who are these zombies?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 26, 2021 03:33 PM (H5knJ)

23 Is Stelter out of the closet yet? He might get a ratings bump if he comes out.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 26, 2021 03:33 PM (YYlyE)

24 They're gonna make CNN a 24/7 Trump Is Hitler "documentary" channel.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 26, 2021 03:33 PM (6FeV1)

25 Willowed

Chipman is a real piece of work.

https://tinyurl.com/kab4buhk

Posted by: Infidel at May 26, 2021 03:33 PM (E0OEG)

26
Brian Stelter's new thriller novel...

SPUD
FALL

Posted by: ace at May 26, 2021 03:33 PM (eOTGX)

27 Tater will take a page from Lemonhead's recent stunt and announce his gender change surgery soon.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2021 03:34 PM (L2ZTs)

28 "Stelter has delivered eight-straight telecasts that failed to draw one million viewers and the May 23 edition hit rock bottom when it averaged only 763,000 viewers for a 2021 low."

That's about twice the viewers that Batwoman gets! That's very, very sad for Batwoman...

Posted by: Fake Az here from Heel vs Babyface at May 26, 2021 03:34 PM (3MG/9)

29 In fairness Jazz may just be trying to save his Twatter DMs from being overwhelmed.

Posted by: Bete at May 26, 2021 03:34 PM (F9322)

30 Oh and fuck Jake Tapper.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 26, 2021 03:34 PM (ifmtJ)

31 Has anyone started the spin of well everything is so nice and calm and there's no big drama going on so of course ratings are down spin?

Because that would be hilarious.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 26, 2021 03:34 PM (GbPPJ)

32 >>>23 Is Stelter out of the closet yet?

he might be one of those gays who is forced to be straight because gays don't put up with BMIs higher than 30.

Posted by: ace at May 26, 2021 03:34 PM (eOTGX)

33 HotAir's Jazz Shaw promoted it, because of course he did. Jazz Shaw can't simp hard enough for Jake Tapper. I'm sure if Jazz Shaw has something to promote, Jake Tapper will use both tweets and precious time on his tv show to promote it. Because they're Frenz, right?

They have a real reciprocal "among equals" relationship, right? Just like a paypig simp and his e-girl. Totally two-way relationship.

++++
Have you ever found yourself wondering, "how do I make my abject, total, unalloyed contempt for someone so clear that every single literate person will fully understand, in exquisite detail, just how profound that contempt is?"

If you have, wonder no more. This, right here, is precisely how you do it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2021 03:34 PM (Jsjd7)

34 Mark, he's now Jake "show me the money and I'll say anything you want live on air" Tapper.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2021 03:35 PM (L2ZTs)

35 His newest book is at Number Not Appearing on Amazon's best seller list


Heyoh!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 26, 2021 03:35 PM (yQpMk)

36 Tater will take a page from Lemonhead's recent stunt and announce his gender change surgery soon.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2021 03:34 PM (L2ZTs)

----------

I thought most flora had both stamen and pistil already.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 26, 2021 03:35 PM (V40IZ)

37 Why watch a show telling you that the powers that be are amazing?

It's much more fun to watch a show about how the powers that be are trying to kill you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 26, 2021 03:35 PM (LvTSG)

38 His newest book is at Number Not Appearing on Amazon's best seller list

==========

Ace is Graham Chapman reborn.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 26, 2021 03:36 PM (LvTSG)

39 Not the Leeeed with Jake Tapper; it's the Led with JT.

Pronunciation, people. Pronunciation!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 26, 2021 03:36 PM (UHVv4)

40 I know how to get their ratings to skyrocket. Unfortunately for the talent, it would involve a big spin wheel and a dunk-tank filled with starving piranha.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 26, 2021 03:36 PM (wAnMi)

41 How was there a NOOD and I was first?
Posted by: Inogame at May 26, 2021 03:29 PM (53oGX)


Sponge must be on the shitter or getting that lotto ticket.

Posted by: WeBoned! at May 26, 2021 03:36 PM (8k7U7)

42 > No matter how low CNN's ratings go, I will still marvel at how high its ratings are. Who are these zombies?

Go on Twitter and click on any tweet by Ted Cruz or DeSantis or Trump Jr. You will find the meanest (in the original sense of the word), most unintelligent people on the planet. There you go. Those are CNN's viewers.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 26, 2021 03:36 PM (YYlyE)

43 37 Less fun to live that show.

Posted by: Bete at May 26, 2021 03:36 PM (F9322)

44 This place needs more music today...

https://youtu.be/5bdC7k2Nu4s

(a song that I doubt could be recorded today...)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2021 03:37 PM (L2ZTs)

45 Tater has writing to fall back on, too.
One of his books was made into the Apple tv series "The Morning Show" with Reese Witherspoon and Jennifer Anniston. He's the producer of that show, too, IIRC. Anyone know if it's still on?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2021 03:37 PM (bDqIh)

46 18 Butterball Powerbottom can always do stunt work in gay movies to pay the bills.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 26, 2021 03:32 PM (ddM9D)

I saw Butterball Powerbottom open for Queens of the Stone Age at the Nassau Coliseum in 2012.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 26, 2021 03:37 PM (KbCG3)

47 I'm not reading Jazz Shaw unless he starts his book reviews with "It was a dark and stormy night...."

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 26, 2021 03:37 PM (k2Nq8)

48 So are the ratings down because they don't have Trump to kick around anymore or people are starting to wake up and see the propaganda they spew every day?

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 26, 2021 03:37 PM (nxdel)

49 Brian Stelter's new thriller novel...

SPUD
FALL
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2021 03:33 PM (eOTGX)

HONOR
AMONG
LEAVES

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 26, 2021 03:37 PM (V40IZ)

50 I will never understand the high salaries of news readers.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 26, 2021 03:38 PM (2DOZq)

51 Why anyone watch any television show featuring an ambulatory marshmallow?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 26, 2021 03:30 PM

You have chosen the form of the Destructor!

Posted by: Gozer The Gozarian at May 26, 2021 03:38 PM (JUOKG)

52 Even Butterball PowerBottom's wife is now seeking comfort for her throuples from #DrunkDonLeMon and #AndersonCooper69.

Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2021 03:38 PM (Ch8UB)

53 48 So are the ratings down because they don't have Trump to kick around anymore or people are starting to wake up and see the propaganda they spew every day?
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 26, 2021 03:37 PM (nxdel)

=======

Probably the former.

They sold fear in the form of Trump. Trump is gone. Why watch anymore? The devil has been defeated.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 26, 2021 03:38 PM (LvTSG)

54 They don't need ratings. Mission Accomplished in November thru January.

The end of the Republic.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 26, 2021 03:39 PM (jvt6t)

55 40 I know how to get their ratings to skyrocket. Unfortunately for the talent, it would involve a big spin wheel and a dunk-tank filled with starving piranha.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 26, 2021 03:36 PM (wAnMi)

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Posted by: Shepherd Lover at May 26, 2021 03:39 PM (a4lnH)

56
Something you probably won't see reported. There's a new paper out. Mask mandates and usage have no association with the spread of Covid-19. They are useless:

https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101
/2021.05.18.21257385v1.full.pdf

(remove line feed)

This study used actual Covid-19 data in the US. It found no association between mask mandates and use and the spread rate of Covid-19.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 26, 2021 03:39 PM (Mzdiz)

57 Tater will take a page from Lemonhead's recent stunt and announce his gender change surgery soon.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2021 03:34 PM (L2ZTs)

What? He hasn't transitioned yet? Hmmm. Who knew?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 26, 2021 03:39 PM (cSyAR)

58 I wonder how much money - if any - CNN actually makes.

Is China keeping them afloat? They seem to be a pretty big operation to be sustained by 763,000 viewers.

Posted by: t-bird at May 26, 2021 03:39 PM (9Fwwf)

59 The ratings returned to normal.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 26, 2021 03:39 PM (2DOZq)

60 Wow. That "review" really does read like someone who has not read the book at all. Its vague generalities and a wrap up assuming something the reviewer likes without explaining how or why.

To be fair, though, doubt any of these people has read an actual book since college.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2021 03:39 PM (KZzsI)

61
Puppet Show

And

CNN

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 26, 2021 03:39 PM (kTF2Z)

62 I know how to get their ratings to skyrocket. Unfortunately for the talent, it would involve a big spin wheel and a dunk-tank filled with starving piranha.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 26, 2021 03:36 PM (wAnMi)
++++
Or - and I'm just spitballing here - just have show her in various angles of repose for an hour during primetime:
https://is.gd/HfkGCn

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2021 03:39 PM (Jsjd7)

63 48 So are the ratings down because they don't have Trump to kick around anymore or people are starting to wake up and see the propaganda they spew every day?
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 26, 2021 03:37 PM (nxdel)

If you didn't see it before, you most likely never will.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 26, 2021 03:39 PM (KbCG3)

64 Chipman is a real piece of work.

https://tinyurl.com/kab4buhk
Posted by: Infidel at May 26, 2021 03:33 PM (E0OEG)


That's been making the rounds on social media. I gotta admit, the "Biden administration" has rounded up the scum of the scum. The most demented, sick, corrupt individuals on the planet. Completely outdoing Obama by a considerable margin.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 26, 2021 03:40 PM (wAnMi)

65 I saw Butterball Powerbottom open for Queens of the Stone Age at the Nassau Coliseum in 2012.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 26, 2021 03:37 PM (KbCG3)

--------------
Jill? Jill! The lottery's on! Where'd you put my ticket? They're announcing the Butterball Powerbottom numbers!

Posted by: a senile old man somewhere in Washington DC at May 26, 2021 03:40 PM (V40IZ)

66 Can't CNN find a glue sniffer who could do Tater's job?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 26, 2021 03:40 PM (cSyAR)

67 > Chipman is a real piece of work.

Yep. A normal person with an intact sense of morality would be horrified by the loss of life at Waco. Not Chipman. He was PROUD of his work there.

Can anyone tell me what the difference is between that photo and a Nazi camp guard posing for a photo in front of an oven?

Posted by: bonhomme at May 26, 2021 03:40 PM (YYlyE)

68 >>>Wow. That "review" really does read like someone who has not read the book at all. Its vague generalities and a wrap up assuming something the reviewer likes without explaining how or why.

the imagery is very very very vivid and the characters are all "3" dimensional

Posted by: Fifth Grader guessing his way through a book report at May 26, 2021 03:41 PM (eOTGX)

69 Are Brian Stetler and B.C. tranny 'Jess Yaniv' the same person?? You decide.
https://i.redd.it/d8c9wnygsrw31.png

Posted by: andycanuck at May 26, 2021 03:41 PM (UHVv4)

70 That same Fox News that called AZ with 2% reporting? No way. Tucker "controlled opposition" Carlson can't stop talking about all the election fraud being uncovered. Oh wait. But it's all good cuz Greg Gutfeld is so gosh darn hilarious!

Posted by: billygoatpuke at May 26, 2021 03:41 PM (g2GXS)

71
Something else you won't hear about. They tried masks during the Spanish Flu (which was 20x as bad as Covid-19 in terms of life-years lost). They had mask laws and fined and arrested people back then for not wearing them.

And, in the aftermath, they looked at the data and found masks were useless there as well. This is well-known, BTW.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 26, 2021 03:41 PM (Mzdiz)

72 This study used actual Covid-19 data in the US. It found no association between mask mandates and use and the spread rate of Covid-19.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 26, 2021 03:39 PM (Mzdiz)
++++
Something that's been patently obvious for a long time to anyone with a data table and a copy of Excel. Many people (me included) have done this kind of exercise. It's absolutely contemptible that so many in the public sphere have prattled on about cherry-picked laboratory experiments instead of looking at the damned public data that shows zero correlation between mask mandates *or* lockdowns and COVID-19 test positivity.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2021 03:41 PM (Jsjd7)

73 Brian Stelter's new thriller novel...

SPUD
FALL
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2021 03:33 PM (eOTGX)

HONOR
AMONG
LEAVES
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 26, 2021 03:37 PM (V40IZ)


A TUBER FOR ALL SEASONS

Posted by: bonhomme at May 26, 2021 03:42 PM (YYlyE)

74 68
the imagery is very very very vivid and the characters are all "3" dimensional
Posted by: Fifth Grader guessing his way through a book report at May 26, 2021 03:41 PM (eOTGX)

==========

The pace was good. The dialogue was clear. I felt like there was a plastic nature to some things, but not others. Overall, I liked Moby Dick. It was a fun story about a three-hour tour to find a fish.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 26, 2021 03:42 PM (LvTSG)

75 Tater will take a page from Lemonhead's recent stunt
.......

tape off his forehead and spray on the Toppik.

Posted by: wth at May 26, 2021 03:42 PM (v0R5T)

76 clutch- I don't do social media. Looks like Bidet is hiring the worst of the worst.

Posted by: Infidel at May 26, 2021 03:42 PM (E0OEG)

77 60 Wow. That "review" really does read like someone who has not read the book at all. Its vague generalities and a wrap up assuming something the reviewer likes without explaining how or why.

To be fair, though, doubt any of these people has read an actual book since college.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2021 03:39 PM (KZzsI)

This comment is full of insights and opinions, the kind you would be grateful to see in a comment board. There were words and some punctuation, which really highlighted my journey through it. If you liked Christopher's previous comments, you'll most likely enjoy this one as well.

Posted by: Jazz Shaw at May 26, 2021 03:43 PM (KbCG3)

78 69 Are Brian Stetler and B.C. tranny 'Jess Yaniv' the same person?? You decide.
https://i.redd.it/d8c9wnygsrw31.png
Posted by: andycanuck at May 26, 2021 03:41 PM (UHVv4)

I would look, but I don't want to see a photo of either of those people.

Posted by: m at May 26, 2021 03:43 PM (RYc1G)

79 Erin Burnett has got to be one of the most singularly unwatchable people to ever sit in front of the stack-of-glass.

Her personality is trash.
Her opinions are trash.
Her delivery is trash.
Her smugness oozes like a blister.
Her voice is sandpaper.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 26, 2021 03:43 PM (V40IZ)

80 Because we spoke of her, Evangeline Lilly:

https://tinyurl.com/4mfwrpn4

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 26, 2021 03:43 PM (LvTSG)

81 The only differences between Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head are the wig and mustache.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2021 03:43 PM (5p7BC)

82 ... Yep. A normal person with an intact sense of morality would be horrified by the loss of life at Waco. Not Chipman. He was PROUD of his work there. ...
Posted by: bonhomme at May 26, 2021 03:40 PM (YYlyE)
++++
Remember this (link to Twitter, and yes - it's real)?
https://is.gd/Pc6V5v

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2021 03:43 PM (Jsjd7)

83 I assume CNN already loses a ton of money and ATT pumps in the difference as a lobbying expenditure (in effect), but even mega-Corporations operating only in highly oligopolistic markets have a breaking point ... and ATT reached it about 2 weeks ago when they announced they're selling/divesting WarnerMedia (bought for $85 Billion "selling" for $43 Billion).

Posted by: Match Checksout at May 26, 2021 03:43 PM (dYe5S)

84 Stelter: Butter Becomes Him

Posted by: bonhomme at May 26, 2021 03:43 PM (YYlyE)

85 So are the ratings down because they don't have Trump to kick around anymore or people are starting to wake up and see the propaganda they spew every day?

Ratings went down because everybody was trapped at home and watching TV they liked.

Posted by: t-bird at May 26, 2021 03:43 PM (l0Lgi)

86 Thrill to Brian Stelter's latest psychological horror masterpiece:

T H E
E Y E S

Posted by: Pendant Publishing at May 26, 2021 03:44 PM (h5TKJ)

87 The Potato's ratings are worse than the Irish Potato Famine ... are 9/11 even (but not as bad as the 1/6 Capitol panty raid)

Posted by: direwolf at May 26, 2021 03:44 PM (KUIZJ)

88 Fredo Cuomo's new novel about detective Androgen Stack...

OFF
CYCLE

Posted by: ace at May 26, 2021 03:44 PM (eOTGX)

89 Speaking of books, Jim DeMint wrote a pretty good apologetics 'novel' in 'Satan's Dare'.

It's not C.S. Lewis but it's good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 26, 2021 03:45 PM (ifmtJ)

90 The shooter in CA is white. Just saw a photo

In addition to all the victims and their families, I feel sorry for the father who said this:

Cassidy's father James Cassidy, 88, answered the phone to DailyMail.com Wednesday and said: 'I'm sorry, I don't know what he might have been going through.'

He told The Daily Beast his son 'seemed completely himself' before the shooting, adding: 'He didn't talk about his job or politics.

What terrible news to get. Your son just shot a bunch of people and is now dead too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2021 03:45 PM (k39e/)

91 Hey, ace, since you're around, the tweet I linked in comment 82 might be good for your follow-up once this asshole is confirmed at ATF.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2021 03:45 PM (Jsjd7)

92 The only thing that can save XiNN's integrity and reputation now is a joint newscast by Dan Rather and Brian Williams ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2021 03:45 PM (Ch8UB)

93 Tater's plummeting ratings lead him to donut abuse.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 26, 2021 03:46 PM (cSyAR)

94 86 Thrill to Brian Stelter's latest psychological horror masterpiece:

T H E
E Y E S
Posted by: Pendant Publishing at May 26, 2021 03:44 PM (h5TKJ)

Oh, man, now I've got The Guess Who on my brain.

These eyes
cry every night for you

Posted by: m at May 26, 2021 03:46 PM (RYc1G)

95 > Remember this (link to Twitter, and yes - it's real)?

Yes. BATFE posts that every year. They memorialize the agents, but not anyone else, not even the kids.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 26, 2021 03:47 PM (YYlyE)

96 Tater's plummeting ratings lead him to donut abuse.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 26, 2021 03:46 PM (cSyAR)


"Been there done that!" - Ariana Grande

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2021 03:47 PM (L2ZTs)

97 What is depressing to me about Waco is my good friend was one of the agents killed. He was a good conservative , Christian man who I know thought he was doing a righteous job protecting his fellow citizens.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 26, 2021 03:47 PM (2DOZq)

98 25 Willowed

Chipman is a real piece of work.

https://tinyurl.com/kab4buhk
Posted by: Infidel at May 26, 2021 03:33 PM (E0OEG)
***

This guy is a dick. What fool would pose for a picture like that?
I read a few comments from the Army pilots who were asked to come down and look over the compound with their flir systems. In summary, all they saw was a hot spot in the kitchen...for the coffee pot. The feds went ape shit about it. Dumb fucks.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2021 03:47 PM (axyOa)

99 Because we spoke of her, Evangeline Lilly:

https://tinyurl.com/4mfwrpn4
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Meh. Hair's to short. I'm a sucker for long hair.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2021 03:47 PM (OCTRt)

100 Erin Burnett's new novel about spunky but aging news reporter Katie Snapper:

HITTING
THE
WALL
EARLY

Posted by: ace at May 26, 2021 03:47 PM (eOTGX)

101 Perhaps a marathon consisting of Crossfire reruns from the 80s and still images of Bernard Shaw might get better ratings?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 26, 2021 03:48 PM (cwI4U)

102 Brian Stelter's new News Show:

One Potato, Two Potato

Posted by: m at May 26, 2021 03:48 PM (RYc1G)

103 Ace is trying to start something but I'm not smart enough to figure out the rules.

Posted by: t-bird at May 26, 2021 03:48 PM (l0Lgi)

104 Meh. Hair's to short. I'm a sucker for long hair.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2021 03:47 PM (OCTRt)
++++
Is long red hair attached to a cute, shapely girl okay?
https://is.gd/YXyXJQ

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2021 03:49 PM (Jsjd7)

105

The FRONT you dumb bastard, the front!

Posted by: Brian Taterintheback's Tater at May 26, 2021 03:49 PM (NdOIs)

106 Yeah I am happy CNNs ratings are in the crapper, but the left is in charge in DC and they are running America into a shit hole so my happiness is rather tempered. And a huge hat tip to the 2 scrunt bobbsie twins and the cunt romney

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2021 03:49 PM (IHyjr)

107 73 Brian Stelter's new thriller novel...
SPUD
FALL
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2021 03:33 PM (eOTGX)
HONOR
AMONG
LEAVES
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 26, 2021 03:37 PM (V40IZ)
A TUBER FOR ALL SEASONS
Posted by: bonhomme at May 26, 2021 03:42 PM (YYlyE)

I YAM WHAT I YAM.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 26, 2021 03:49 PM (mdjgu)

108 What is depressing to me about Waco is my good friend was one of the agents killed. He was a good conservative , Christian man who I know thought he was doing a righteous job protecting his fellow citizens.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 26, 2021 03:47 PM (2DOZq)

I am sorry for your loss.
I have never had a problem with the Feds investigating either Waco or Ruby Ridge. Part of the job. I am thoroughly disgusted with how they responded. Gross ignorance and over reaction.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2021 03:49 PM (axyOa)

109 Because we spoke of her, Evangeline Lilly:

https://tinyurl.com/4mfwrpn4
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Meh. Hair's to short. I'm a sucker for long hair.

Long, red hair and elven ears.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2021 03:49 PM (OCTRt)

110 Forgot to mention:
This week is Harry and Meghan's third wedding anniversary.

Harry celebrated by hiding under the bed and crying.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2021 03:49 PM (L2ZTs)

111 And, in the aftermath, they looked at the data and found masks were useless there as well. This is well-known, BTW.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 26, 2021 03:41 PM (Mzdiz)

Not just useless but probably helped spread the virus even more.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 26, 2021 03:49 PM (2DOZq)

112 Meh. Hair's to short. I'm a sucker for long hair.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2021 03:47 PM (OCTRt)

=========

Picky, picky...

https://tinyurl.com/xtxw93t7

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 26, 2021 03:49 PM (LvTSG)

113 Apologies I keep mentioning the Royal Family. It's just that those jokes are so easy! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2021 03:50 PM (L2ZTs)

114 WOULD
YOU LIKE
LIES
WITH
THAT?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 26, 2021 03:50 PM (6FeV1)

115 Harry celebrated by hiding under the bed and crying.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2021 03:49 PM (L2ZTs)
++++
That's a surprising change from his normal mode of crying on international TV...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2021 03:50 PM (Jsjd7)

116 Another GOP senator soon to vote Dem.

Former Sen. John Warner, who was once married to Elizabeth Taylor, dead at 94

https://tinyurl.com/3fvbxexj

Posted by: SMH at May 26, 2021 03:50 PM (a/6Gi)

117 Brian Stelter's 400 pound detective "Idaho" Starch in...

CARB-IAC
ARREST

Posted by: ace at May 26, 2021 03:50 PM (eOTGX)

118 Downhill ever since Toobin stroked out.

Posted by: WeBoned! at May 26, 2021 03:50 PM (8k7U7)

119 >>>In fairness, it's pretty good that a Potato has any ratings at all, you know?

Those are ratings, those are ricings.

Posted by: m at May 26, 2021 03:51 PM (RYc1G)

120 Brian Stelter's 400 pound detective "Idaho" Starch in...

CARB-IAC
ARREST
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2021 03:50 PM (eOTGX)
++++
Heh.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2021 03:51 PM (Jsjd7)

121 CNN has been on its death bed since the mid-nineties, Rush used to say that until it got played out, and here they still are. If this country is around in five years or ten we'll be saying the same thing, "CNN ratings are down, they're on their death bed".

Three things in life are certain. Death, Taxes and CNN.

Posted by: JROD at May 26, 2021 03:51 PM (0jZnq)

122 One can only hope the MFM's rating continue to freefall.

One can also only hope some well deserved direct action befalls many a talking head.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2021 03:51 PM (3H9h1)

123 Brian Stelter's new true crime book...


THE
TATER
SKIN
MASSACRE

Posted by: ace at May 26, 2021 03:51 PM (eOTGX)

124 All these states passing Second Amendment Sanctuary Status?

Is to laugh at.

Remember, Waco and Ruby Ridge were done without local help.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2021 03:51 PM (OCTRt)

125 Picky, picky...

https://tinyurl.com/xtxw93t7


Ooh, nice pick.

Posted by: t-bird at May 26, 2021 03:51 PM (ELgVT)

126 Meh. Hair's to short. I'm a sucker for long hair.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2021 03:47 PM (OCTRt)

But when you step into the shower with her, is it going to make any difference?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2021 03:52 PM (axyOa)

127 Everyone should mail Stelter a bag of those Keebler chips called Tater Skins.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2021 03:52 PM (L2ZTs)

128 97 What is depressing to me about Waco is my good friend was one of the agents killed. He was a good conservative , Christian man who I know thought he was doing a righteous job protecting his fellow citizens.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 26, 2021 03:47 PM (2DOZq)

--------------

A good agent would have arrested David Koresh when he was out alone on the country roads jogging like he regularly did. Or they would have arrested him at the gun range when he was in the other lane shooting at targets. Not when he was surrounded by supporters and women and children.

Posted by: rd at May 26, 2021 03:52 PM (Z32m1)

129 >>Those are ratings, those are ricings.


i don't understand. Please explain.

Posted by: ace at May 26, 2021 03:52 PM (eOTGX)

130 The shooter.

https://heavy.com/news/samuel-cassidy/

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 26, 2021 03:52 PM (VVEnO)

131 Get the hottest, butteriest, fluffiest of takes on current events with Brian Stelter on:

THE MASH

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 26, 2021 03:52 PM (6FeV1)

132 Apologies I keep mentioning the Royal Family. It's just that those jokes are so easy! ;-)

___

It's okay, qdp.

We all know you have a thing with the royals and celebrities in general.

Kinda have to where you live.

Posted by: SMH at May 26, 2021 03:52 PM (a/6Gi)

133 Remember, Waco and Ruby Ridge were done without local help.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2021 03:51 PM (OCTRt)
++++
But also without local opposition. Now, I also doubt that the new "second amendment sanctuaries" will offer local opposition, but that would be a difference if it were to happen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2021 03:52 PM (Jsjd7)

134 I need eye bleach!

Posted by: The Potato at May 26, 2021 03:53 PM (w9Wax)

135 As happy as this makes me, the problem is these media companies still can move the needle on domestic politics even though they have the same rating as a small YouTube channel.

The Right needs to get in the game on producing media, FoxNews started out being something of a counterweight but now the Left controls that also.

Real conservatism is basically just a few Twitter handles and blogs right now.

Posted by: Blago at May 26, 2021 03:53 PM (cgz1y)

136 >>131 Get the hottest, butteriest, fluffiest of takes on current events with Brian Stelter on:

THE MASH

hah

Posted by: ace at May 26, 2021 03:53 PM (eOTGX)

137 SMH, I enjoy seeing people a lot wealthier and nastier than me suffer. True. It's the lefty side of me I guess.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2021 03:53 PM (L2ZTs)

138 Brian Stetler's
SOUR
MASH
The Whisky Murders

Posted by: andycanuck at May 26, 2021 03:53 PM (UHVv4)

139 I need eye bleach!
Posted by: The Potato at May 26, 2021 03:53 PM (w9Wax)
++++
Your wish is my command, Mr. Spud.
https://is.gd/Yl0W1J

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2021 03:54 PM (Jsjd7)

140 SMH @ 116 Warner had and 'independent streak'. Yeah, he was a rino.

Posted by: Eromero at May 26, 2021 03:54 PM (0OP+5)

141 129 >>Those are ratings, those are ricings.
i don't understand. Please explain.
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2021 03:52 PM (eOTGX)

rice:
verb [with object] North American
force (cooked ***potatoes*** or other vegetables) through a sieve or ricer.

Posted by: m at May 26, 2021 03:54 PM (RYc1G)

142 79 Erin Burnett has got to be one of the most singularly unwatchable people to ever sit in front of the stack-of-glass.

Her personality is trash.
Her opinions are trash.
Her delivery is trash.
Her smugness oozes like a blister.
Her voice is sandpaper.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 26, 2021 03:43 PM (V40IZ)

-----

"IOW, the New Soviet Man, comrade!

Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2021 03:54 PM (Ch8UB)

143 Brian Stelter's 400 pound detective "Idaho" Starch in...

APPOINTMENT
AT
ARBY'S

Posted by: ace at May 26, 2021 03:54 PM (eOTGX)

144 Someone should do a version of M*A*S*H that takes place at CNN. Title: C*N*N.

Don Lemon as Hot Lips...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2021 03:54 PM (L2ZTs)

145 SMH, I enjoy seeing people a lot wealthier and nastier than me suffer. True. It's the lefty side of me I guess.
Posted by: qdpsteve
___

I prefer to just ignore them.
That's just me.

Posted by: SMH at May 26, 2021 03:55 PM (a/6Gi)

146 >>>142 79 Erin Burnett has got to be one of the most singularly unwatchable people to ever sit in front of the stack-of-glass.


she used to have the hottest little cocktail dress body, but she hit the wall at like age 29

Posted by: ace at May 26, 2021 03:55 PM (eOTGX)

147 she hit that wall HARD

Posted by: ace at May 26, 2021 03:55 PM (eOTGX)

148 You won't be able to put down CNN's John King's new foray into thriller fiction:

PANNEQUIN.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 26, 2021 03:55 PM (V40IZ)

149 Stelter: A Spud on a Wide Wide Sea

Posted by: bonhomme at May 26, 2021 03:55 PM (YYlyE)

150 Tapper named his protagonist after a Nazi tank destroyer?

Posted by: SFGoth at May 26, 2021 03:55 PM (KAi1n)

151 SMH, ignoring works too.

BTW, I ignored a Karen last night on my UberEats route. Hope I really irritated her.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2021 03:55 PM (L2ZTs)

152 97 Posted by: Just a side note at May 26, 2021 03:47 PM (2DOZq)

It warms my heart to know that I will be butchered by a borderline ideological compatriot when the time comes I guess....

They played Keystone Kommandos, they needed an AAR roughly shaped like a boot up an ass.

Posted by: sven at May 26, 2021 03:56 PM (Lzpvj)

153 Brian Stelter's new thriller novel...

SPUD
FALL
Posted by: ace

Let the spud fall
When it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 26, 2021 03:56 PM (VVEnO)

154

SOUR CREAM
and
CHIVES

One of those chick mysteries with the shitty cover art...

Posted by: Brian Taterintheback's Tater at May 26, 2021 03:56 PM (NdOIs)

155 Ace, why all the hate for potatoes?

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 26, 2021 03:56 PM (Rf2c5)

156 I need eye bleach!
Posted by: The Potato at May 26, 2021 03:53 PM (w9Wax)
++++
Your wish is my command, Mr. Spud.
https://is.gd/Yl0W1J
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2021 03:54 PM (Jsjd7)

If that's bleach, I'm drinking

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 26, 2021 03:56 PM (ifmtJ)

157
Brian Stelter's new thriller novel...

SPUD
FALL
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2021 03:33 PM (eOTGX)


SPUD
PULLING

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 26, 2021 03:56 PM (tU+ul)

158 she hit that wall HARD
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2021 03:55 PM (eOTGX)

No airbag. Went through the windshield right into the wall.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 26, 2021 03:56 PM (2DOZq)

159 If you liked Christopher's previous comments, you'll most likely enjoy this one as well.

Five stars!

Seriously as an author I can say that I'd rather get no review than one so transparently empty of content and actual passion.

This was a book. I read this book and found it full of words, and those words were crafted into sentences. Fans of books will find this another book they can read.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2021 03:56 PM (KZzsI)

160 If Stelter ever has kids, will they be known as Tater Tots?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2021 03:56 PM (L2ZTs)

161 But also without local opposition. Now, I also doubt that the new "second amendment sanctuaries" will offer local opposition, but that would be a difference if it were to happen.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


They won't. They specifically WON'T supply monetary aid or manpower.

They know better than to try to stop the feds. Federal government is supreme.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2021 03:56 PM (OCTRt)

162 150 Posted by: SFGoth at May 26, 2021 03:55 PM (KAi1n)

Yes, like a lot of leftoids they feel a sense of kink on allowing "Just the Tip WunderWaffe" to infiltrate their works.

Posted by: sven at May 26, 2021 03:56 PM (Lzpvj)

163 A show with Hilderbeast and Hooker Harris in Bikinis would draw a larger audience.....

Posted by: James at May 26, 2021 03:57 PM (yVV7Q)

164 How come democrats NEVER go rogue? Only goose step like all the other little nazis

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2021 03:57 PM (IHyjr)

165 Brian Stelter's new book

Heavy on the Starch

Posted by: Just a side note at May 26, 2021 03:57 PM (2DOZq)

166
Here's another one you won't see and will get you banned from Facebook and Twitter most likely for quoting:

Johns Hopkins professor of Medicine: "Please, ignore the CDC guidance."

https://tinyurl.com/dtpnvurj

This is not some internet crank, but a fucking professor of actual fucking medicine at Johns Fucking Hopkins Fucking School of Fucking Medicine.




Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 26, 2021 03:57 PM (Mzdiz)

167 she hit that wall HARD
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2021 03:55 PM (eOTGX)

---------
She hit that wall so hard, NASCAR fans cringed.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 26, 2021 03:57 PM (V40IZ)

168 Ace, why all the hate for potatoes?


==


Carbs...

Posted by: runner at May 26, 2021 03:58 PM (V13WU)

169 A show with Hilderbeast and Hooker Harris in Bikinis would draw a larger audience.....
Posted by: James at May 26, 2021 03:57 PM (yVV7Q)
++++
Yeah, but only over time. The hit count would really start climbing as it was repeatedly viewed during examination of evidence at the inevitable war crimes tribunal, but that is hardly an indication of popularity.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2021 03:58 PM (Jsjd7)

170 160 If Stelter ever has kids, will they be known as Tater Tots?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2021 03:56 PM (L2ZTs)

I believe he has spawned.

Posted by: m at May 26, 2021 03:58 PM (RYc1G)

171 "...a paypig simp and his e-girl."


OK, I have no idea what any of those words mean, but somehow I got the mental image of a gag-ball, so I got the point. Just one more example of Ace's gift of gab....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 26, 2021 03:58 PM (5AVMW)

172 A good agent would have arrested David Koresh when he was out alone on the country roads jogging like he regularly did. Or they would have arrested him at the gun range when he was in the other lane shooting at targets. Not when he was surrounded by supporters and women and children.
Posted by: rd

Sheriff said he'd pick him up next time he was in town to get mail.

But that wouldn't increase the feds funding.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2021 03:58 PM (OCTRt)

173 Brian Stelters new thriller takes place in France; French, Fried

Or his new talk show with Don Lemon; Hash/Brown: A Crisp Conversation

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 26, 2021 03:58 PM (jdTRI)

174 Stelter's new novel:

Dancing with Donuts

Posted by: dantesed at May 26, 2021 03:58 PM (88xKn)

175 So this one is Charlie Marder II.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 26, 2021 03:58 PM (KAi1n)

176 erin burnett hit that wall so hard it shit a brick

Posted by: ace at May 26, 2021 03:58 PM (eOTGX)

177 Puppet Show

And

CNN
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 26, 2021 03:39 PM (kTF2Z)


I so enjoy the classics.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 26, 2021 03:58 PM (4I/2K)

178 >>>So this one is Charlie Marder II.

it's a great title, i gotta admit

Posted by: ace at May 26, 2021 03:59 PM (eOTGX)

179 Was that SOB Trump in San Jose today?

Impeachment !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James at May 26, 2021 03:59 PM (yVV7Q)

180 Remember, Waco and Ruby Ridge were done without local help.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2021 03:51 PM (OCTRt)
++++
But also without local opposition. Now, I also doubt that the new "second amendment sanctuaries" will offer local opposition, but that would be a difference if it were to happen.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2021 03:52 PM (Jsjd7)

This was all before we ever considered needing a 2a sanctuary. IMO, activities such as those would be contested by local LEO and maybe state LEO. Not gonna say anything about the citizens living in those 2a sanctuaries

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 26, 2021 03:59 PM (VcFUs)

181 Detective Marcus Salt and his streetwise sidekick Leslie "Vinegar" Jones return in Brian Stelter's most action-packed crime thriller to date:

D O U B L E
D I P

Posted by: Pendant Publishing at May 26, 2021 03:59 PM (h5TKJ)

182 174 Stelter's new novel:

Dancing with Donuts
Posted by: dantesed at May 26, 2021 03:58 PM (88xKn)

I've Got My Eye On You

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 26, 2021 03:59 PM (mdjgu)

183 OK, I have no idea what any of those words mean, but somehow I got the mental image of a gag-ball, so I got the point. Just one more example of Ace's gift of gab....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 26, 2021 03:58 PM (5AVMW)

e-girls are whores that never have to put out. They just send pics and shit on social media. Simps are the dudes giving them money.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 26, 2021 03:59 PM (Y5qcH)

184 Brian Stelter's "Idaho" Starch in...

THE
HUSKY
SECTION

Posted by: ace at May 26, 2021 03:59 PM (eOTGX)

185
Brian Stelter is

THE
SPUD
KNOCKER

He's selling door to door, but he's not selling what you think!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 26, 2021 03:59 PM (tU+ul)

186 ......and since we're past 100, please, please, PLEASE ban AR-15's. I am 100% for this. At this point I'm tired of being in suspense and wondering wtf is next from these evil bastards.
If BS pandemics, stolen elections and political prisoners of a so called insurrection don't get people motivated to pushback, maybe banning AR-15's will get peoples attention. F it, I'm already considered an outlaw, banning AR's only enhances that resume.

Attn; Bob at the NSA! I'll file the sharp edges off my AR so it doesn't hurt when I shove it up your ass. Come and get MF'ers and suck a dick!!!

Posted by: JROD at May 26, 2021 03:59 PM (0jZnq)

187 93 Tater's plummeting ratings lead him to donut abuse.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 26, 2021 03:46 PM (cSyAR)

*****

Sometimes he even eats them!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 26, 2021 04:00 PM (flINI)

188 "Erin Burnett has got to be one of the most singularly unwatchable people to ever sit in front of the stack-of-glass. '


She use to be hot and could get away with it but now she is just angry and bitter for having hit the wall and taking it out on the country.

Posted by: Ripley at May 26, 2021 04:00 PM (MxEKc)

189 >>>Brian Patrick Stelter is an American television anchor who is the chief media correspondent for CNN and host of the CNN program Reliable Source

Imagine the $$$.

Posted by: m at May 26, 2021 04:00 PM (RYc1G)

190
The fucking professor of fucking medicine's fucking point:

Likely half of Americans already have natural, long lasting immunity to Covid-19. Now, add those vaccinated and what to you have? Herd immunity. He adds you "need to be careful" only if you haven't had the infection or are not vaccinated.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 26, 2021 04:00 PM (Mzdiz)

191 Brian Stelter's new erotic thriller...

DO YOU WANT
FRIES
WITH THAT SHAKE?

(released in England under the title,

FANCY A CHIP, LOVE?

)

Posted by: ace at May 26, 2021 04:00 PM (eOTGX)

192 Serious question:

How does CNN pay for all of its employees and on air talent (potatoes)?

Ad revenue cannot be enough to keep them
afloat for very much longer,

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 26, 2021 04:00 PM (haWye)

193 Truck, well everyone knows Tater loves his donuts frosted. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2021 04:01 PM (L2ZTs)

194 A good agent would have arrested David Koresh when he was out alone on the country roads jogging like he regularly did. Or they would have arrested him at the gun range when he was in the other lane shooting at targets. Not when he was surrounded by supporters and women and children.

Posted by: rd at May 26, 2021 03:52 PM (Z32m1)

-------

For those who don't know, the national media was informed beforehand and it was all staged as a big publicity stunt and means of agitating for increased federal funding for the department.

Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2021 04:01 PM (Ch8UB)

195 Brian Stelter travels back in time to rid Saddam of his weapons in top-secret mission Spud Missile!

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 26, 2021 04:01 PM (jdTRI)

196 Get it? His name is Marder and he investigates Murder! Its so clever! Those dumb Trumptards would never figure that out unless I told them!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2021 04:01 PM (KZzsI)

197 A show with Hilderbeast and Hooker Harris in Bikinis would draw a larger audience.....
Posted by: James at May 26, 2021 03:57 PM (yVV7Q)

I just horked in my mouth a little.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 26, 2021 04:01 PM (4I/2K)

198
RELIABLE
SOURCES
OF
TATERS

Posted by: m at May 26, 2021 04:01 PM (RYc1G)

199 >>Brian Stelter's new BDSM book...

FIFTY
SHADES
OF
GRAVY

Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2021 04:01 PM (bDqIh)

200 Stetler's living in his own private Idaho. One the ground like a wild potato.

Posted by: Archer at May 26, 2021 04:02 PM (gmo/4)

201 194 Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2021 04:01 PM (Ch8UB)

There was a serious move to roll ATF into FBI which prior to DHS Uber Alles was a separate orgaization.

Suddenly "LawHawk Down" became the most vital photo op in LE history, except it went tits up.

Posted by: sven at May 26, 2021 04:02 PM (Lzpvj)

202 191 Brian Stelter's new erotic thriller...

DO YOU WANT
FRIES
WITH THAT SHAKE?

(released in England under the title,

FANCY A CHIP, LOVE?
)
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2021 04:00 PM (eOTGX)

GOODBYE, MR. CHIPS

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 26, 2021 04:02 PM (mdjgu)

203
Haven't had the infection AND not vaccinated, I meant to say. AND not OR.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 26, 2021 04:02 PM (Mzdiz)

204 Stelter: I Know Why the Mashed Spud Steams

Posted by: bonhomme at May 26, 2021 04:02 PM (YYlyE)

205 I feel sorry for his wife. I hope she doesn't lurk here.

Posted by: m at May 26, 2021 04:03 PM (RYc1G)

206 e-girls are whores that never have to put out. They just send pics and shit on social media. Simps are the dudes giving them money.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 26, 2021 03:59 PM (Y5qcH)


Hmmm.... you were real quick with the detailed definitions, there....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 26, 2021 04:03 PM (5AVMW)

207 How does CNN pay for all of its employees and on air talent (potatoes)?
___

Cable/satellite subscriptions.

Posted by: SMH at May 26, 2021 04:03 PM (a/6Gi)

208 Brian Stelter in

WHEN THE CHIPS ARE DOWN.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 26, 2021 04:03 PM (VVEnO)

209 > I feel sorry for his wife. I hope she doesn't lurk here.

She's a beard. She probably says worse about him to her girlfriends.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 26, 2021 04:04 PM (YYlyE)

210 A lot of people don't know, Stetler and Rachel Corrie were married for a short time, years ago. They were known as the Potato Pancake.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2021 04:04 PM (L2ZTs)

211
Stelter's offspring were fathered by their well endowed Germanic pool boy in the steamy page turner,

THE EYELETS OF LANGERHANS

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 26, 2021 04:04 PM (tU+ul)

212 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Laugh it up, you fucking moron rubes. You may like to chuckle about this and make all sorts of silly jokes at my expense, but any of you who have anything in your portfolios that is even loosely related to the JR Simplot company have me to thank for your recent gains.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at May 26, 2021 04:04 PM (Jsjd7)

213 57 SHADES OF AU GRATIN.

Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2021 04:04 PM (Ch8UB)

214 Brian Stelter is master spy !: ...
THE SPUD WHO LOVED ME

Posted by: wth at May 26, 2021 04:05 PM (v0R5T)

215 203 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 26, 2021 04:02 PM (Mzdiz)

Remember this was a hollowed out gain f function bug used as a political expedient through overhyping....

If you lay out a 1000 pennies the HARSHEST American loss alleged is 8 out of 1000 and reality is closer to 1.75.

I am going to stop posting on this because it enrages me.

Posted by: sven at May 26, 2021 04:05 PM (Lzpvj)

216 e-girls are whores that never have to put out.

But they usually will, if they're in the area and the price is right

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2021 04:05 PM (KZzsI)

217 Stelter starring in a new movie:

'One Flew over Krispy Kreme'

Posted by: dantesed at May 26, 2021 04:05 PM (88xKn)

218 Hmmm.... you were real quick with the detailed definitions, there....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 26, 2021 04:03 PM (5AVMW)

I'm way too cheap to be a simp and it's not like there is a shortage of nekkid pics on the internet.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 26, 2021 04:05 PM (Y5qcH)

219 Oh, for god's sake:

Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
True, and there needs to be. . .

Vaughn Sterling
@vplus
There has not been a full reckoning with how wrong public health authorities were about covid transmission

Posted by: m at May 26, 2021 04:05 PM (RYc1G)

220
The effin prof of effin actual effin medicine also said, this is "the most slow, reactionary, political CDC in American history."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 26, 2021 04:05 PM (Mzdiz)

221 I feel sorry for his wife. I hope she doesn't lurk here.
Posted by: m at May 26, 2021 04:03 PM (RYc1G)


Not me, he's probably looked like that since he was 12.

Posted by: WeBoned! at May 26, 2021 04:05 PM (8k7U7)

222 For those who don't know, the national media was informed beforehand and it was all staged as a big publicity stunt and means of agitating for increased federal funding for the department.
Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2021 04:01 PM (Ch8UB)

At least the Koreshians didn't die lonely.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 26, 2021 04:05 PM (jvt6t)

223 I'm way too cheap to be a simp and it's not like there is a shortage of nekkid pics on the internet.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 26, 2021 04:05 PM (Y5qcH)
++++
But if you simp out for an e-girl, you'll get exclusive pics and if you pay enough she'll even say your name!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2021 04:06 PM (Jsjd7)

224 Brian Stelter is Twice Baked.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 26, 2021 04:06 PM (2DOZq)

225 Actual whores are more moral than these cum-guzzlers.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 26, 2021 04:06 PM (II3Gr)

226

WHERE SEED POTATOES DARE!

Posted by: Brian Taterintheback's Tater at May 26, 2021 04:06 PM (NdOIs)

227
Brian Stelter in 30 spuds over Tokyo

Posted by: Archer at May 26, 2021 04:06 PM (gmo/4)

228 TWICE BAKED
by
Brian Stetler

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 26, 2021 04:06 PM (4I/2K)

229 211 THE EYELETS OF LANGERHANS
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 26, 2021 04:04 PM (tU+ul)

I'm now in tears.

Posted by: m at May 26, 2021 04:06 PM (RYc1G)

230 Brain Stelter in the chidren's favorite:
THUMBELINA

Posted by: wth at May 26, 2021 04:06 PM (v0R5T)

231 AU GRATIN, WITH LOVE

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 26, 2021 04:07 PM (5AVMW)

232 But if you simp out for an e-girl, you'll get exclusive pics and if you pay enough she'll even say your name!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2021 04:06 PM (Jsjd7)

Only $50 for 8 ounces of her bathwater!

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 26, 2021 04:07 PM (II3Gr)

233 SIMP=Sucker Idolizing Mediocre P*ssy

Dude who puts women on a pedestal, kisses her ass and lets her walk all over him. On the fastback to being cucked.
Only time you should put women on a pedestal is when they are wearing a short dress.

Posted by: JROD at May 26, 2021 04:07 PM (0jZnq)

234 My County Sheriff is my second to last defense against the yankee government.

Posted by: Eromero at May 26, 2021 04:07 PM (0OP+5)

235 THE FRENCH FRY CONNECTION.

Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2021 04:07 PM (Ch8UB)

236 Brian Stelters classic childrens tale; Where The Red Russets Grow

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 26, 2021 04:07 PM (jdTRI)

237 South East Pa T-storm coming nw to se

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2021 04:07 PM (Cxk7w)

238 I'm sure Tater has a seven-figure income. That's obscene given his lack of value.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 26, 2021 04:08 PM (cSyAR)

239 Detective Marcus Salt and his streetwise sidekick Leslie "Vinegar" Jones return

That actually sounds interesting

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2021 04:08 PM (KZzsI)

240 Brian Stelter is All Rotten.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 26, 2021 04:08 PM (2DOZq)

241 So the shooter was a good union member?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 26, 2021 04:08 PM (jvt6t)

242 Idaho: The Brian Stelter Story

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 26, 2021 04:08 PM (II3Gr)

243 I feel sorry for his wife. I hope she doesn't lurk here.
Posted by: m at May 26, 2021 04:03 PM (RYc1G)

-----------

I wouldn't worry about it. She's obviously deaf and blind.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 26, 2021 04:08 PM (kTF2Z)

244

THE DEEP FRYER OF NAVARRONE!

Posted by: Brian Taterintheback's Tater at May 26, 2021 04:08 PM (NdOIs)

245 236 Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 26, 2021 04:07 PM (jdTRI)

I like my economics like I like my offspring....red taters.

Posted by: sven at May 26, 2021 04:08 PM (Lzpvj)

246 221 I feel sorry for his wife. I hope she doesn't lurk here.
Posted by: m at May 26, 2021 04:03 PM (RYc1G)

Not me, he's probably looked like that since he was 12.
Posted by: WeBoned! at May 26, 2021 04:05 PM (8k7U7)

But she couldn't have dreamed how we are slicing and dicing him.

Posted by: m at May 26, 2021 04:08 PM (RYc1G)

247 The effin prof of effin actual effin medicine also said, this is "the most slow, reactionary, political CDC in American history."

Any Federal agency that isn't ?

Posted by: Silver Bullet at May 26, 2021 04:08 PM (9hZ6N)

248 Only time you should put women on a pedestal is when they are wearing a short dress.
Posted by: JROD at May 26, 2021 04:07 PM (0jZnq)
++++
Relevant:
https://is.gd/l2UdhJ

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2021 04:08 PM (Jsjd7)

249 Brian Stelter in MASH...........Potato

Posted by: Archer at May 26, 2021 04:08 PM (gmo/4)

250 A lotta simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
--Sir Mixalot

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2021 04:09 PM (KZzsI)

251 243 Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 26, 2021 04:08 PM (kTF2Z)

voluntary induced coma from 1800-0600 daily....

//Insensate Sally Tater

Posted by: sven at May 26, 2021 04:09 PM (Lzpvj)

252 Eyes Without a Face

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 26, 2021 04:09 PM (II3Gr)

253 Brian Stelter's new erotic thriller...

PANDA
EXPRESS
COMBINATION
PLATTER

Posted by: ace at May 26, 2021 04:09 PM (eOTGX)

254 Out running errands today. It was so nice to see everything almost back to normal. A few people wearing masks but by and large people have ditched them. It's nice to be able to smile at someone again.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 26, 2021 04:09 PM (nxdel)

255 Le Pomme de Terre, C'Est Moi: A Stelter Story

Posted by: bonhomme at May 26, 2021 04:09 PM (YYlyE)

256 238 I'm sure Tater has a seven-figure income. That's obscene given his lack of value.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 26, 2021 04:08 PM (cSyAR)

Ooh, I wonder how that stacks up with what Jake Tapper makes?

Posted by: m at May 26, 2021 04:09 PM (RYc1G)

257 But she couldn't have dreamed how we are slicing and dicing him.
Posted by: m at May 26, 2021 04:08 PM (RYc1G)


haha

Posted by: WeBoned! at May 26, 2021 04:09 PM (8k7U7)

258 https://is.gd/l2UdhJ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2021 04:08 PM (Jsjd7)

Nice FMP's

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 26, 2021 04:10 PM (jvt6t)

259
Get Tate with Vindman: Fat and Fatter.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 26, 2021 04:10 PM (Mzdiz)

260 >>Brian Stelter's new erotic novel...


FEAR
OF
FRYING

Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2021 04:10 PM (bDqIh)

261 252 Eyes Without a Face
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 26, 2021 04:09 PM (II3Gr)

hahahaha

Posted by: m at May 26, 2021 04:10 PM (RYc1G)

262 Brian Stelter's thriling account of watching Iraq War coverage sitting on his fat ass:

A RUSSET
OF WAR

Posted by: ace at May 26, 2021 04:10 PM (eOTGX)

263 CNN keeps Lemon and Cuomo around so that they each have someone to make fun of.No idea on why Stelter is still there. To keep the fat activists away maybe?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 26, 2021 04:11 PM (C6PaU)

264 There's a rumor that Alberta will be opened up for the Calgary Stampede but then subjected to the harshest lockdown yet.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 26, 2021 04:11 PM (cSyAR)

265 I can eat 50 potatos. - Brian 'Cool Spud' Stetler

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 26, 2021 04:11 PM (4I/2K)

266 >>>260 >>Brian Stelter's new erotic novel...


FEAR
OF
FRYING

hah

Posted by: ace at May 26, 2021 04:11 PM (eOTGX)

267 @232 Insomniac........you forgot the biggest seller which is feet pics.

I wonder if thats a cultural thing with the feet? Who are the weirdos here at AoS turned on by a chicks feet when you have bewbs, vag and ass? Anyone?

Posted by: JROD at May 26, 2021 04:11 PM (0jZnq)

268 260 >>Brian Stelter's new erotic novel...

FEAR
OF
FRYING
Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2021 04:10 PM (bDqIh)

!!!

Posted by: m at May 26, 2021 04:11 PM (RYc1G)

269 2 hours 10 min...

Until vodka is in muh belly.

Posted by: I mean at May 26, 2021 04:11 PM (+FlgS)

270
Brian Stelter leads a motley band of counterculturalists in this manic tale of mayhem -

HELTER
STELTER

Vincent Bugliosi was never this ribald or this hilarious!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 26, 2021 04:11 PM (tU+ul)

271 CNN keeps Lemon and Cuomo around so that they each have someone to make fun of.No idea on why Stelter is still there. To keep the fat activists away maybe?
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 26, 2021 04:11 PM (C6PaU)
++++
There is a possibility - as unbelievable as this is - that they actually have no one better that they can call up from the minors.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2021 04:11 PM (Jsjd7)

272 I'm going to make an easy prediction--IF and when we have a full accounting of the Year of Covid and it's determined that the masks didn't work and that lockdowns "probably weren't necessary" and the costs of mental health and other health issues neglected will be felt for decades, Trump will be blamed.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 26, 2021 04:12 PM (HrMC1)

273 Tonight on CNN

Brian Selter investigates Vegas Buffetts: Are you getting your money's worth?

Posted by: Just a side note at May 26, 2021 04:12 PM (2DOZq)

274 Pre-order your copy of Brian Stelter's newest release:

THE ROOT
OF ALL
EVIL

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 26, 2021 04:12 PM (V40IZ)

275 238 I'm sure Tater has a seven-figure income. That's obscene given his lack of value.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 26, 2021 04:08 PM (cSyAR)


It's because of his lack of values.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 26, 2021 04:12 PM (w5raC)

276 PATATAS FRITAS
an immigrants tale

Posted by: wth at May 26, 2021 04:12 PM (v0R5T)

277 264 Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 26, 2021 04:11 PM (cSyAR)

Like our beloved governor down here in La La Land keeping Mardi Gras up and last year.

"We needs our bucks and then our absolution."

Posted by: sven at May 26, 2021 04:12 PM (Lzpvj)

278 >>>IF and when we have a full accounting of the Year of Covid and it's determined that the masks didn't work and that lockdowns "probably weren't necessary" and the costs of mental health and other health issues neglected will be felt for decades, Trump will be blamed.

He made us say lies which were wrong.

Posted by: The Media Expert Class at May 26, 2021 04:12 PM (eOTGX)

279 If you left Tater in the dark would he get all soft?
Oh wait...

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 26, 2021 04:12 PM (cSyAR)

280 I saw Butterball Powerbottom open for Queens of the Stone Age at the Nassau Coliseum in 2012.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

You poor bastard. Call me.

Posted by: ACME Brain Bleach at May 26, 2021 04:13 PM (VYjdj)

281 Brian Stelter's new erotic novel...

FEAR
OF
FRYING
Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2021 04:10 PM (bDqIh)

!!!

Should be NO FEAR of FRYING

Posted by: JoeF. at May 26, 2021 04:13 PM (HrMC1)

282 Wonder how much Stelter saves on his dry cleaning by pre-starching his shirts.

Posted by: Silver Bullet at May 26, 2021 04:13 PM (9hZ6N)

283 278 Posted by: The Media Expert Class at May 26, 2021 04:12 PM (eOTGX)

Trump fooled the left, Fauci, and the world....

//Tater

Posted by: sven at May 26, 2021 04:13 PM (Lzpvj)

284 Our dry spell is about to end in spectacular fashion. The sky isn't quite tornado green, but it's ugly.

Posted by: t-bird at May 26, 2021 04:13 PM (ELgVT)

285 Wonder how much Stelter saves on his dry cleaning by pre-starching his shirts.
Posted by: Silver Bullet at May 26, 2021 04:13 PM (9hZ6N)
++++
Alright. That shit's funny.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2021 04:13 PM (Jsjd7)

286 282 Wonder how much Stelter saves on his dry cleaning by pre-starching his shirts.
Posted by: Silver Bullet at May 26, 2021 04:13 PM (9hZ6N)

HA!

Posted by: m at May 26, 2021 04:13 PM (RYc1G)

287 Eyes Without a Face
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 26, 2021 04:09 PM (II3Gr)

Command performance:
https://youtu.be/9OFpfTd0EIs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 26, 2021 04:13 PM (ifmtJ)

288 Jewells, glad things are changing where you live. Having never worn a mask I smile at people all the time, too bad if they can't smile back. It must suck.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2021 04:13 PM (GJ8BH)

289 This guy is a real life Kung Fu Panda

https://bit.ly/3i1Fj6F

Posted by: bonhomme at May 26, 2021 04:14 PM (YYlyE)

290 For Your Potato Eye Only!

Posted by: Unkaren at May 26, 2021 04:14 PM (vGJY7)

291 176 erin burnett hit that wall so hard it shit a brick
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2021 03:58 PM (eOTGX)

--------
The wall got a restraining order, has Gloria Allred on retainer, and is considering pressing charges.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 26, 2021 04:14 PM (V40IZ)

292 Starchy and Hutch?

Posted by: SFGoth at May 26, 2021 04:14 PM (KAi1n)

293 @248 Joe Mannix-I wish I could see that pic. Something tells me its good. : )

Posted by: JROD at May 26, 2021 04:14 PM (0jZnq)

294

TATER FAMINE: An Irishman's Tale

Posted by: Brian Taterintheback's Tater at May 26, 2021 04:14 PM (nILk6)

295 Tater could be the lead character in a Hammer Horror movie.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 26, 2021 04:14 PM (cSyAR)

296 CNN keeps Lemon and Cuomo around so that they each have someone to make fun of.No idea on why Stelter is still there. To keep the fat activists away maybe?
Posted by: Shooter McGavin


Well, they need an anchor man, right? And he's the closest thing they have to one, soooooo

Posted by: Bethlehem Steel at May 26, 2021 04:14 PM (VYjdj)

297 They used Stelter in his kid's science class to demonstrate creating electricity.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 26, 2021 04:15 PM (2DOZq)

298 Gee, I wonder if Jazz ever got around to reviewing Kurt Schlicter's several fiction books.

I mean sure, Kurt's writing can't measure up to the cocaine-like hit Jazz gets from licking Tapper's taint, but Kurt is at least technically on the same side as Jazz.

*theoretically*

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 26, 2021 04:15 PM (F0YaR)

299 fuck you people. now I want french fries.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 26, 2021 04:15 PM (7cObR)

300 Tater starring in a classic remake!

"12 Hungry Men"

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 26, 2021 04:15 PM (5AVMW)

301 Well Stacey Abrams' new book is called "While Justice Sleeps." I heard the publisher dropped the subtitle (I Raid Justice's Fridge).

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2021 04:15 PM (Uh2oA)

302 Tater's latest novel featuring HARD BOILED defective Ryan Betler is out now....

Bucket of Spud

Posted by: JoeF. at May 26, 2021 04:15 PM (HrMC1)

303 Damn. Fred Mitteler really let hisself go. Thosw moobs are really getting large.

Nice Fro though.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at May 26, 2021 04:15 PM (uxUoN)

304 Good thing Ron White isn't here.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 26, 2021 04:16 PM (kTF2Z)

305
Keep family and friends guessing and in stitches for hours at a time playing America's newest guessing game

BALL OF SUET
WITH RAISIN EYES
OR BRIAN STELTER?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 26, 2021 04:16 PM (tU+ul)

306 Power just went out and then came back on again here in my little abode in Arlington....I'd gladly sacrifice my pitiful existence if DC went with me. My donation to the ultimate good. But alas I did not hear any nuclear explosion

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2021 04:16 PM (IHyjr)

307 I think I would pay reasonable amounts of money (like 10-ish dollars) to see assorted movie remakes in which Stelter replaces Tom Cruise's character. The remakes would have to be played straight (ha) to work as I envision, but how hilarious would Top Gun be with Stelter as Maverick? The Eyes Wide Shut Redux would be the scariest movie since I don't know when.

Posted by: Match Checksout at May 26, 2021 04:16 PM (dYe5S)

308 For those who don't know, the national media was informed beforehand and
it was all staged as a big publicity stunt and means of agitating for
increased federal funding for the department.

Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2021 04:01 PM

Just the same as they were in April 2000 for the raid to "kidnap" elian gonzalez and repatriate that 6 year old boy to Cuba. jaent reno and bill clinton both signed off on that raid just like they did with the koresh one.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 26, 2021 04:16 PM (JUOKG)

309 POTATO MOUNDS...

My untold story of the underground world of CARBS.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2021 04:16 PM (3H9h1)

310 @248 Joe Mannix-I wish I could see that pic. Something tells me its good. : )
Posted by: JROD at May 26, 2021 04:14 PM (0jZnq)
++++
Oh, I think so. Is it a domain issue? Here it is at a different host, via a different shortner:
https://tinyurl.com/pxrex9jv

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2021 04:17 PM (Jsjd7)

311 298 Posted by: GnuBreed at May 26, 2021 04:15 PM (F0YaR)

Kurt's books outsell Jake's....

period

Posted by: sven at May 26, 2021 04:17 PM (Lzpvj)

312 >>Brian Stelter's new horric novel...

FINGERLINGS!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2021 04:17 PM (bDqIh)

313 Did someone say Hammer Horror?

https://youtu.be/XR4KnfcgLm0

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2021 04:17 PM (KZzsI)

314 People are frequently married to people who are heavy and plain, and as long as they love each other they seem to be o.k. I would imagine and his wife agree on politics and other values. so there's no reason to assume she's either blind or dumb-dumb as in not being able to speak.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2021 04:17 PM (k39e/)

315 Brian Stelter's globetrotting 400 pound detective hero "Idaho" Starch is on the hunt for a stolen nuke.

He only has 12 hours before New York City gets roasted.

HOT
POTATO

Posted by: ace at May 26, 2021 04:17 PM (eOTGX)

316 A tale of murder and intrigue in the lawless days of frontier America.

Brian Stelter's latest novel:

YUKON
GOLD

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 26, 2021 04:17 PM (V40IZ)

317 The Jets and Sharks at it again in
Brian Stetler's

WEST
FRIED
STORY

Posted by: JoeF. at May 26, 2021 04:17 PM (HrMC1)

318 I can't mock Tapper's sales, he moved a lot more books than I have. Mind you with his publicity I could have done a lot better.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2021 04:18 PM (KZzsI)

319 Brian Stelter is

FAT AND FURIOUS!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 26, 2021 04:18 PM (VVEnO)

320 "Hashbrown Mountain"

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 26, 2021 04:18 PM (5AVMW)

321 312 >>Brian Stelter's new horric novel...

FINGERLINGS!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2021 04:17 PM (bDqIh)

-------
Sure it wasn't his first attempt at a "bodice ripper?"

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 26, 2021 04:18 PM (V40IZ)

322 Still waiting for the red line of storms, wind is always a concern

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2021 04:19 PM (Cxk7w)

323 but how hilarious would Top Gun be with Stelter as Maverick?


Stuffing that into the cockpit would be like a poor version of Mr. Incredible being loaded into a drop tube, when they have to amp up the juice to jam him in.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 26, 2021 04:19 PM (VYjdj)

324 Just read a post elsewhere: "We should raise the minimum wage to $17.76 an hour and call it Patriot Pay." and someone replied that they wanted to watch conservatives "sputter and try to smear the idea"
They really do not understand us, do they? Or basic economics.

Posted by: 496 at May 26, 2021 04:19 PM (U1eOr)

325 Ben Had, yes when I'm out and see someone I always smile. I really missed that for the past year. Now people seem to be going out of their way to be pleasant to each other.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 26, 2021 04:19 PM (nxdel)

326 I think I would pay reasonable amounts of money (like 10-ish dollars) to see assorted movie remakes in which Stelter replaces Tom Cruise's character. The remakes would have to be played straight (ha) to work as I envision, but how hilarious would Top Gun be with Stelter as Maverick? The Eyes Wide Shut Redux would be the scariest movie since I don't know when.
Posted by: Match Checksout at May 26, 2021 04:16 PM (dYe5S)
++++
Uh, two problems with this, both related to the same root cause.
Tom Cruise clocks up like 3-5 minutes of actual on-screen runtime (that is, time spent watching him run).
If 'ole Butterball Powerbottom tried to remake it, he'd keel over and die. It was also be a bizarre combination of both hypnotic and revolting and it would likely cause the audience to erupt into vomit, resulting in the movie's failure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2021 04:19 PM (Jsjd7)

327 318 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2021 04:18 PM (KZzsI)

You lack the built in "who's inside my wife?" cult CONservative following....

Posted by: sven at May 26, 2021 04:19 PM (Lzpvj)

328

A tale of murder and spunky buddies in the deep south:

FRY SAUCE

Posted by: Brian Taterintheback's Tater at May 26, 2021 04:19 PM (NdOIs)

329 POTATO
MOON

Posted by: ace at May 26, 2021 04:19 PM (eOTGX)

330 Brian Stelter reflects in the biography; Tapas for One

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 26, 2021 04:19 PM (emigc)

331 Brian Stetler in...

The Not Good, the Bad, and still Ugly

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 26, 2021 04:19 PM (oHd/0)

332 SICARBIO
the fat cartel hitman

Posted by: wth at May 26, 2021 04:19 PM (v0R5T)

333 Baby Groot could beat up Tater Stelter

Posted by: Archer at May 26, 2021 04:20 PM (gmo/4)

334 IT'S A SPUDIFUL LIFE

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 26, 2021 04:20 PM (4I/2K)

335 GOODBYE
MR.CHIPS

Posted by: JoeF. at May 26, 2021 04:20 PM (HrMC1)

336 @310 Joe Mannix-Still no go. I'm on my Mac. I've always attributed it to that. Drives me nuts when I cant look at links or pics.

Posted by: JROD at May 26, 2021 04:20 PM (0jZnq)

337 287 Eyes Without a Face
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 26, 2021 04:09 PM (II3Gr)

Command performance:
https://youtu.be/9OFpfTd0EIs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 26, 2021 04:13 PM (ifmtJ)

yep

Posted by: m at May 26, 2021 04:20 PM (RYc1G)

338 FORCE NINE FROM TATER SPACE

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 26, 2021 04:21 PM (cSyAR)

339 The ending of Stelter's autobiography, BRAVETART, will leaves audiences in tears as he screams at his tormentors: "FEED HIM!"

Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2021 04:21 PM (Ch8UB)

340 I can't tell whether these are new movie titles or Stelter's nicknames in high school.

Posted by: dantesed at May 26, 2021 04:21 PM (88xKn)

341 Ripped from today's headlines...2 Spuds for Mr. Sarah

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 26, 2021 04:21 PM (/6GbT)

342 In an homage to Cheech & Chong, Brian Stelter and Don Lemon Star in:

TWICE BAKED

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 26, 2021 04:21 PM (kTF2Z)

343 The Spud, the Bad and the Fugly

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 26, 2021 04:21 PM (Bmy3R)

344 ......I can see links the cobs put up but none that the commenters put up.

Posted by: JROD at May 26, 2021 04:22 PM (0jZnq)

345 The Wahington Post is pleased to announce that Brian Stetler will be joining them as a columnist

DEMOCRACY FRIES IN DARKNESS

Posted by: JoeF. at May 26, 2021 04:22 PM (HrMC1)

346 brian stelter' tie after 3 orders of large fries:

RED KETCHUP STAIN OF COURAGE

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 26, 2021 04:22 PM (7cObR)

347 RED POTATO DAWN

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 26, 2021 04:22 PM (VYjdj)

348 You had me at "it's time to eat"...

Posted by: Tater McGuire at May 26, 2021 04:22 PM (flINI)

349 ONCE UPON A SPUD IN THE WEST

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 26, 2021 04:22 PM (cSyAR)

350 Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 26, 2021 04:21 PM (Bmy3R)

That actually made me laugh. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2021 04:22 PM (k39e/)

351 "Fried Green Potatoes"

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 26, 2021 04:22 PM (5AVMW)

352 SHOW ME THE GRAVY!

Posted by: Tater McGuire at May 26, 2021 04:23 PM (flINI)

353 Fake Yapper always has been a fiction writer, hasn't he?

Massive oil strike here in Alaska. Minimum of 1.4 billion barrels of "easily recoverable" light oil, and over 12 billion barrels total. Right next to the existing pipeline route, too.

I sense a new "National Park" or "National Monument" coming soon.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 26, 2021 04:23 PM (JZT2F)

354 "I'll have a Yukon Gold potato. Baked, not boiled."

-- suave globetrotting detective "Idaho" Starch

Posted by: ace at May 26, 2021 04:23 PM (eOTGX)

355 Posted by: Match Checksout at May 26, 2021 04:16 PM (dYe5S)
++++
Okay. I can't stop thinking about how preposterous this notion is. Stelter as a Tom Cruise type action move star wouldn't require the suspension of disbelief, it would require the expulsion and subsequent murder of disbelief...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2021 04:23 PM (Jsjd7)

356

Anyone remember when butter came in aluminized paper wrappers, and we saved those to bake potatoes in?


WRAP MY SPUD AND BAKE ME

Posted by: Brian Taterintheback's Tater at May 26, 2021 04:23 PM (NdOIs)

357 People are Tweeting that they are finding "vaccinated" and "unvaccinated" sections in restaurants and bars.

The Pod People have no idea how morally reprehensible that is. It's like all of history is lost on them.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 26, 2021 04:23 PM (Bmy3R)

358 Brian Stelter stars in the riveting new parliamentary drama....

THE EYES HAVE IT

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 26, 2021 04:23 PM (6FeV1)

359 314 People are frequently married to people who are heavy and plain, and as long as they love each other they seem to be o.k. I would imagine and his wife agree on politics and other values. so there's no reason to assume she's either blind or dumb-dumb as in not being able to speak.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2021 04:17 PM (k39e/)

We are being Mean Girls.

Posted by: m at May 26, 2021 04:23 PM (RYc1G)

360 Lord Of The Fries

Posted by: f'd at May 26, 2021 04:24 PM (Tnijr)

361 353 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 26, 2021 04:23 PM (JZT2F)

"We have always loved this area and need it protected!", Inuit (who has never been more than 25 miles from the shore)

Posted by: sven at May 26, 2021 04:24 PM (Lzpvj)

362 We are being Mean Girls.
Posted by: m at May 26, 2021 04:23 PM (RYc1G)
++++
And it's totally fetch!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2021 04:24 PM (Jsjd7)

363 Thanks to the wonders of CGI, Barney Miller meets CNN in...

FISH
AND
CHIPS

Posted by: andycanuck at May 26, 2021 04:24 PM (UHVv4)

364 but how hilarious would Top Gun be with Stelter as Maverick?


Stuffing that into the cockpit would be like a poor version of Mr. Incredible being loaded into a drop tube, when they have to amp up the juice to jam him in.
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 26, 2021 04:19 PM (VYjdj)

----------

OUT - Maverick as a F-14 pilot.
IN - Maverick as a C-130 pilot.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 26, 2021 04:24 PM (V40IZ)

365 People are Tweeting that they are finding "vaccinated" and "unvaccinated" sections in restaurants and bars.

The Pod People have no idea how morally reprehensible that is. It's like all of history is lost on them.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 26, 2021 04:23 PM (Bmy3R)

Sweet. That means we can bring smoking sections back.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 26, 2021 04:24 PM (6FeV1)

366 344 ......I can see links the cobs put up but none that the commenters put up.
Posted by: JROD at May 26, 2021 04:22 PM (0jZnq)


Never used a Mac so just spitballin' here...

Comment links need to be highlighted and right clicked to bring up a menu with a go to link option.

Do Macs have a way to do that?

Posted by: Shep! at May 26, 2021 04:24 PM (Vu7A1)

367 In a race against the clock, a maverick CNN newshound must Use His Girth To Shift The Earth, before climate-change induced super hurricanes annihilate Miami, and the global HQ of Popeye's Chicken along with it!

EYE
OF
THE
TATER

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2021 04:24 PM (Uh2oA)

368 THE RIGHT STUFFED

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 26, 2021 04:24 PM (4I/2K)

369 >>>People are frequently married to people who are heavy and plain, and as long as they love each other they seem to be o.k. I would imagine and his wife agree on politics and other values.

The value they believe in most is 450 degrees, broiler on.

Posted by: ace at May 26, 2021 04:24 PM (eOTGX)

370 OUT - Maverick as a F-14 pilot.
IN - Maverick as a C-130 pilot payload.
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 26, 2021 04:24 PM (V40IZ)
++++
FIFY

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2021 04:24 PM (Jsjd7)

371 Remember hen I misspelled Brian Stetler's race?

Posted by: Dan Quayle at May 26, 2021 04:24 PM (HrMC1)

372 >>Brian Stelter's new poetry anthology...

I
KNOW
WHY
THE
HASH
BROWNS
SING

Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2021 04:25 PM (bDqIh)

373 Remember, Waco and Ruby Ridge were done without local help.
Posted by: rickb223


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free-fire_zone

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 26, 2021 04:25 PM (WmGrA)

374 Damn, two clingy socks in one day.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at May 26, 2021 04:25 PM (Vu7A1)

375 Brian Stelter lost in Idaho. Dopplegangers being questioned.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2021 04:25 PM (GJ8BH)

376 BATTLESHIP POTATO, starring Latka Borscht

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 26, 2021 04:25 PM (VYjdj)

377 Brian Stelter's detective hero "Idaho" Starch probes the case of a dead body drained of blood -- by a killer who just might be a vampire.

STAKE
FRIES

Posted by: ace at May 26, 2021 04:26 PM (eOTGX)

378 "The Big Hashbrownski"

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 26, 2021 04:26 PM (5AVMW)

379 344 ......I can see links the cobs put up but none that the commenters put up.
Posted by: JROD at May 26, 2021 04:22 PM (0jZnq)

I've installed Google Chrome to solve that.

Posted by: m at May 26, 2021 04:26 PM (RYc1G)

380 Michael J. Fox and Brian Stetler star in NBC's new detective buddy series...

SHAKE
AND
BAKE

Posted by: andycanuck at May 26, 2021 04:26 PM (UHVv4)

381 We are being Mean Girls.
Posted by: m at May 26, 2021 04:23 PM (RYc1G)
++++
And it's totally fetch!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2021 04:24 PM (Jsjd7)

Joe Mannix, on fleek

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 26, 2021 04:26 PM (ifmtJ)

382 > "We have always loved this area and need it protected!", Inuit (who has never been more than 25 miles from the shore)

There are no Inuit here. They live in Canada.

Alaska Natives (whether Eskimos, Aleuts, or Indians) are generally down with development, as long as they get royalty checks from any minerals that come from their land.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 26, 2021 04:26 PM (JZT2F)

383 CNN the Communists News Network feels the backlash of its years of fake news

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 26, 2021 04:26 PM (wGqjj)

384 Brian Stelter is The Spud who came in From the Cold.

Posted by: Archer at May 26, 2021 04:26 PM (gmo/4)

385 Stelter survives only because he is Zucker's creature. If Zucker is ever fired or moves on, Stelter will lose his show.

Posted by: Revenant at May 26, 2021 04:27 PM (//ATM)

386 You just know the most paused moment in The Spuds movie collection is the Potato mountain in Close Encounters

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 26, 2021 04:27 PM (/6GbT)

387 M*A*S*H*E*D

Posted by: Dan Quayle at May 26, 2021 04:27 PM (HrMC1)

388

THE WAY TO DUSTY TRUFFLE FRIES

Posted by: Brian Taterintheback's Tater at May 26, 2021 04:27 PM (3LjS+)

389 Hearing distant thunder

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2021 04:27 PM (Cxk7w)

390 382 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 26, 2021 04:26 PM (JZT2F)

Aluet....

my mistake had Canada on my mind...you know I used to think about escaping to the north....

but Canada has gone crazy.

Posted by: sven at May 26, 2021 04:27 PM (Lzpvj)

391 TRUE SPUD

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 26, 2021 04:27 PM (4I/2K)

392 SHAKE
AND
BAKE
Posted by: andycanuck at May 26, 2021 04:26 PM (UHVv4)

You win.

Shut it down.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 26, 2021 04:27 PM (6FeV1)

393 Yukon Goldfinger

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2021 04:28 PM (Uh2oA)

394 387 M*A*S*H*E*D
Posted by: Dan Quayle at May 26, 2021 04:27


Co-starring Luke Russet?

Posted by: 496 at May 26, 2021 04:28 PM (U1eOr)

395 372 >>Brian Stelter's new poetry anthology...

I
KNOW
WHY
THE
HASH
BROWNS
SING
Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2021 04:25 PM (bDqIh)

You're on a roll.

Posted by: m at May 26, 2021 04:28 PM (RYc1G)

396 Teenage Mutant Ninja Taters

Posted by: Archer at May 26, 2021 04:28 PM (gmo/4)

397 389 Hearing distant thunder
Posted by: Skip

Might be Tater...

Posted by: 496 at May 26, 2021 04:29 PM (U1eOr)

398 380 Michael J. Fox and Brian Stetler star in NBC's new detective buddy series...

SHAKE
AND
BAKE
Posted by: andycanuck at May 26, 2021 04:26 PM (UHVv4)

My current favorite.

Posted by: tbodie at May 26, 2021 04:29 PM (VzbI8)

399 Brian Stelter's new poetry anthology...

I
KNOW
WHY
THE
HASH
BROWNS
SING
Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2021 04:25 PM (bDqIh)
You're on a roll.
Posted by: m at May 26, 2021 04:28 PM (RYc1G)
Potato roll, naturally

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 26, 2021 04:29 PM (ifmtJ)

400

Miley declared me the 'tater expert, saying I bake one hell of a 'tater. Big ass taters. Puncture two or three times deeply with big ass fork. Slather skin with Crisco. Oven at 460F convect. Takes about 1.25 hours for a 1lb+ or so.

Flaky explosion when opened.

I will make Tater all he wants for $20 a pop. I might get really rich.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 26, 2021 04:29 PM (Mzdiz)

401 Brian Stelter in the hilarious spy comedy; The Man With One Red Spud

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 26, 2021 04:29 PM (psHfJ)

402 SPUDAGEDDON

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 26, 2021 04:29 PM (4I/2K)

403 DUDE, WHO STOLE MY CARBS?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 26, 2021 04:30 PM (nI1Kq)

404 No Mr Stelter, I expect you to fry!

Posted by: Yukon Goldfinger at May 26, 2021 04:30 PM (/6GbT)

405 The thrilling WWII action film:

THE SPUD GUNS OF NAVARONNE

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 26, 2021 04:30 PM (6FeV1)

406 Potato and Silent Bob ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 26, 2021 04:30 PM (ErSvT)

407 380 Michael J. Fox and Brian Stetler star in NBC's new detective buddy series...

SHAKE
AND
BAKE
Posted by: andycanuck



You're awful. (Heh)

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 26, 2021 04:30 PM (DrfUF)

408 Brian Stelter in the hilarious spy comedy; The Man With One Red Spud


War movie: BIG RED SPUD

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 26, 2021 04:30 PM (VYjdj)

409 2001: A Spud Odyssey

Posted by: Archer at May 26, 2021 04:30 PM (gmo/4)

410 Most of the Eskimos I know (and I know a fair number of them) don't mind being called Eskimos. There are two main groups, Inupiat and Yupik. Then there are Aleuts, and a whole bunch of Indian tribes.

Some stupid white Canadian communist came up with the idea that Eskimo is a racial slur. It isn't. But they managed to bully the Canadian government into acting as if it was.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 26, 2021 04:30 PM (JZT2F)

411 comedy: THE SPUD THAT ROARED

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 26, 2021 04:31 PM (VYjdj)

412 74 Damn, two clingy socks in one day.
Posted by: Diesel Jones at May

Tuesday is Pants Day

Laundry is Friday

Posted by: Miklosian Lifesyles LLC at May 26, 2021 04:31 PM (PnisU)

413 The Great Hunger: the Untold TRUE Story of Ireland's Sorrow

A Biography of Brian Stelter

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2021 04:31 PM (Uh2oA)

414 OT-Someone looking forward to the indictment of Trump in NY State:

And now they've moved forward. Most conniving crooks throughout history have been caught when the money was followed. The one thing Trump never wanted out in the public was his tax returns. If you have nothing to hide, then you hide nothing. But he has hidden them until the Supreme Court said the NY DA's office can have a look. I'll just wait and let the legal system play it out.

He's not looking forward to the legal system playing out. He's looking for the American style version of Stalin's Beria-"Show me the man and I'll show you the crime..

And nobody had looked at Trump's taxes before?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2021 04:31 PM (k39e/)

415 Well Stacey Abrams' new book is called "While Justice Sleeps." I heard the publisher dropped the subtitle (I Raid Justice's Fridge).
---
"While Justice Sleeps ...

I Hold a Pillow Over its Motherf****** Face"

Posted by: by Stacey Abrams at May 26, 2021 04:31 PM (0W/dB)

416 GREASE

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 26, 2021 04:31 PM (4I/2K)

417

RECTAL RUSSETT RAPE: A Manga Novel

Posted by: Brian Taterintheback's Tater at May 26, 2021 04:32 PM (NdOIs)

418 At least it's raining, hasn't in about two weeks

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2021 04:32 PM (Cxk7w)

419 410 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 26, 2021 04:30 PM (JZT2F)

I am waiting for some white nutjob to explain that calling the Lakota the Lakota, or the Apaches the Apaches is racist...

and it *will* happen.

Posted by: sven at May 26, 2021 04:32 PM (Lzpvj)

420 SPUD WARS

Posted by: Archer at May 26, 2021 04:32 PM (gmo/4)

421 Most Indians didn't mind being called Indians until the race baiters came along.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 26, 2021 04:32 PM (mWu8/)

422 394 387 M*A*S*H*E*D
Posted by: Dan Quayle at May 26, 2021 04:27


Co-starring Luke Russet?
Posted by: 496 at May 26, 2021 04:28 PM (U1eOr)

--------------

Klinger is now strong and brave, deserving of celebration.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 26, 2021 04:32 PM (V40IZ)

423

Afraid nobody around here
Comprehends my potato
Guess I'm just a spud boy
Looking for that real tomato

Posted by: Brian Stelter at May 26, 2021 04:33 PM (63Dwl)

424 The Boob Tuber

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 26, 2021 04:33 PM (Bmy3R)

425 Revenant, The last that I heard, I believe that Zucker's contract is up this year and Zucker announced in Feb. that he would leave. The whole Discovery Media--WB merger has that up in the air.

Posted by: whig at May 26, 2021 04:33 PM (pO7gM)

426 People are frequently married to people who are heavy and plain, and as
long as they love each other they seem to be o.k. I would imagine and
his wife agree on politics and other values. so there's no reason to
assume she's either blind or dumb-dumb as in not being able to speak.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2021 04:17 PM (k39e/)

++++This by and large very true. Just go out in public and look around. However, this particular news-caster doesn't appear to have any good qualities - high intellect, wry sense of humor, charisma. Only a very large ego stuffed into a potato jacket.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 26, 2021 04:34 PM (Q5gg0)

427 At least it's raining, hasn't in about two weeks
Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2021 04:32 PM (Cxk7w)

Houston hogged all the rain these past two weeks. You can have it now.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 26, 2021 04:34 PM (4I/2K)

428 Brian Stelter's new crime procedural...
JUSTFRIED

Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2021 04:34 PM (bDqIh)

429 Michael J. Fox and Brian Stetler star in NBC's new detective buddy series...

SHAKE
AND
BAKE
Posted by: andycanuck at May 26, 2021 04:26 PM (UHVv4)

---------

I think we're done here.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 26, 2021 04:34 PM (kTF2Z)

430 The mask can't hide your smile, Jewells. Your eyes open to a beautiful soul.

Posted by: Eromero at May 26, 2021 04:34 PM (0OP+5)

431 > And nobody had looked at Trump's taxes before?

Of course not. A guy like Donald Trump turns in his taxes, and the IRS just rubber-stamps them with no examination whatsoever. Yep.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 26, 2021 04:35 PM (JZT2F)

432 You guys suck !

Posted by: Spuds Mackenzie at May 26, 2021 04:35 PM (2DOZq)

433 05 The thrilling WWII action film:

THE SPUD GUNS OF NAVARONNE
Posted by: Warai-otoko at M

I inherited David Niven's moustache

Also, Niven was on the raid that inspired the book and movie

Posted by: Miklosian Militaria and Moustache PLC at May 26, 2021 04:35 PM (PnisU)

434 431 > And nobody had looked at Trump's taxes before?

Of course not. A guy like Donald Trump turns in his taxes, and the IRS just rubber-stamps them with no examination whatsoever. Yep.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 26, 2021 04:35 PM (JZT2F)

Donald Trump has never paid his taxes in his entire life!

And when he did, he underpaid!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 26, 2021 04:35 PM (6FeV1)

435 THOSE MAGNIFICENT MEN AND THEIR FRYING MACHINES!

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 26, 2021 04:36 PM (4I/2K)

436 Winds haven't been to bad

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2021 04:36 PM (Cxk7w)

437 >>This by and large very true. Just go out in public and look around. However, this particular news-caster doesn't appear to have any good qualities - high intellect, wry sense of humor, charisma. Only a very large ego stuffed into a potato jacket.


IIRC, he's married to a NYC weathergirl or some other on-air job, so they are both NYC media people.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2021 04:36 PM (bDqIh)

438 Pick on the Potato head not his wife, was the jest I think

Posted by: Braenyard at May 26, 2021 04:36 PM (mWu8/)

439 Posted by: washrivergal at May 26, 2021 04:34 PM (Q5gg0)

I've never listened to him. I might find those qualities in him if I were a leftist married to him and not a conservative who doesn't agree with his politics.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2021 04:36 PM (k39e/)

440 414 Fenelon, he was on the permanent audit list from the IRS pretty much. The angle that the Manhattan DA is trying out is that Trump inflated his property values for loan purposes but did not pay the relevant local property taxes on the inflated asset values but the assessed value from what I have read.

The issue might be statute of limitations though for DJT personally depending on the specific laws in question.

Posted by: whig at May 26, 2021 04:37 PM (pO7gM)

441

Primary Arms is selling the Sig Sauer Romeo5 2MOA Micro Red Dot Sight... $109.99!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Staggering for a VERY capable training/non serious social situation dot!

Posted by: Guncutter Jones at May 26, 2021 04:37 PM (NdOIs)

442 OH HASHBROWN, WHERE ART THOU?

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 26, 2021 04:37 PM (4I/2K)

443 414

I'm at a loss on the end game of Cyrus Vance and Letitia James. Do they plan to send NY cops to FL to arrest PDT? Are they depending on Gov DeSantis to extradite him? What is their goal? Unintended consequences? Martyrdom?

Posted by: EveR at May 26, 2021 04:38 PM (R0z7P)

444
Donald Trump has never paid his taxes in his entire life!



And when he did, he underpaid!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 26, 2021 04:35 PM (6FeV1)

++++
I don't suppose these government people could better spend their time tracking down the 10's of millions of over 112 year olds who are collecting social security, cause this seems like a major racket.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 26, 2021 04:38 PM (Q5gg0)

445 440 Posted by: whig at May 26, 2021 04:37 PM (pO7gM)

That will be fun, we should encourage donkey to only allow loans on tax base value.

Posted by: sven at May 26, 2021 04:38 PM (Lzpvj)

446 Tuber, or not tuber. That is the question.

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The peelers and fry vats of outrageous fortune,

Or to take up spuds against a sea of troubles,
And by diving in the fry oil, end them.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 26, 2021 04:38 PM (Bmy3R)

447 >>I'm at a loss on the end game of Cyrus Vance and Letitia James. Do they plan to send NY cops to FL to arrest PDT? Are they depending on Gov DeSantis to extradite him? What is their goal? Unintended consequences? Martyrdom?


The process is the punishment.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2021 04:38 PM (bDqIh)

448 THERE WILL BE STARCH

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 26, 2021 04:38 PM (6FeV1)

449 In general, the Eskimos here would much rather be called that than "Inuit". While they do speak a related language, they don't consider themselves the same people. It's like calling a Spaniard "French" just because they both speak a Romance language, or a Pole "Russian" because they both speak a Slavic language.

Doing that might actually get your ass kicked.... historically all those groups didn't really get along all that well. Indians and Eskimos definitely didn't get along very well.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 26, 2021 04:38 PM (JZT2F)

450 Trump will have them in court longer than they will be in power.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 26, 2021 04:39 PM (mWu8/)

451 nood

Posted by: m at May 26, 2021 04:39 PM (RYc1G)

452 life!

And when he did, he underpaid!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May

Heh

He said "underpaid"

Posted by: Be vis Butthead and Miklos LLC at May 26, 2021 04:40 PM (PnisU)

453 NO HASHBROWNS FOR OLD MEN

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 26, 2021 04:40 PM (4I/2K)

454 THERE WILL BE STARCH
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 26, 2021 04:38 PM (6FeV1) the

Aw I would have HAD to go with spud for that one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2021 04:40 PM (Uh2oA)

455 Make it simple for SDNY,. You see that big head he has? It's full of brains and they all work well.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 26, 2021 04:40 PM (mWu8/)

456 > I inherited David Niven's moustache


I thought John Waters got that.

It's weird there was a time when a straight guy could get away with wearing that mustache. David Niven, Clark Gable, Don Ameche.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 26, 2021 04:42 PM (JZT2F)

457 sven, the lawfare ideas of leftists will curl anyone's toes. Like most good leftists, they take Beria as a inspiration.

Posted by: whig at May 26, 2021 04:44 PM (pO7gM)

458 Just out of curiosity does Mark Dice still do a parody videos of Tater, or has he decided to stop punching down so much. Those were funny videos.

Posted by: Picric at May 26, 2021 04:46 PM (6Mn+5)

459 The mask can't hide your smile, Jewells. Your eyes open to a beautiful soul.

Well, that's the first time in years I've actually blushed!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 26, 2021 04:48 PM (nxdel)

460 And nobody had looked at Trump's taxes before?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2021 04:31 PM (k39e/)



The IRS did and they never tried to indict him.

And don't believe everything you read.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2021 04:52 PM (IHyjr)

461 Just because. Bud the Spud.

https://youtu.be/TNEg65rlnu4

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 26, 2021 05:04 PM (cSyAR)

462 The issue might be statute of limitations though for DJT personally depending on the specific laws in question.
Posted by: whig at May 26, 2021 04:37 PM (pO7gM)

Also, if Trump's market asset evaluators felt the price was justified, regardless of how out of line they might have been with market, there are simply no IRC codes that have been broken here - he's allowed to value his property as he see fit, as long as the IRS or any lender is forced by law to take his word on it - and they are not, they are actually required by their own regulations to obtain an independent valuation of all property in which they are relying upon to make a legal ruling on.

These rules governing their behavior preclude criminal prosecution over disputes on asset values and keeps the courts out of such disputes, and for good reason - its not for the courts to set asset values. Look to the courts to hand any prosecutors hat to them over these very rules if they attempt to bring the Trump Organization to trial.

Posted by: Boswell at May 26, 2021 05:15 PM (5iUNf)

463 >>he's allowed to value his property as he see fit, as long as the IRS or any lender is forced by law to take his word on it

I meant "isn't" forced by law to take his word for it - sorry

This is the difference between knowable fraud and a dispute over value...fraud is where you know the regulatory agency must take your word for it and you lie, the other is there is absolutely no requirement that they do so and, in this case, are told to get there own third party ruling, don't so it - and then try and prosecute you over their own failure - ain't flying in court and they know it...its all for the publicity and the press' benefit that they are even floating this out there and they know it.



Posted by: Boswell at May 26, 2021 05:23 PM (5iUNf)

464 Potato head Bobby was a friend of mine

Posted by: CarpetheadLaRro at May 26, 2021 07:53 PM (+ITg4)

465 The author doesn't get it. CNN helped steal an election, install an illegimate government; place Marxists into positions of authority, destroy the judicial system, destroy the US military and he thinks low ratings are important?

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at May 26, 2021 08:40 PM (EcD5Y)

466 Don't Liberals discourage reading?

Posted by: Cindy Munford at May 27, 2021 09:43 AM (wugIS)

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