Quick Hits: Pride Month Comes Early! Edition

Oh good, we're going to have six weeks of Pride Month instead of the usual four.

Ellen Page -- who now calls herself "Elliot" Page and claims she's a man -- recently had her breasts cut off so that she could "affirm" whatever attention-baiting delusion she's having this week.

She shows off the butchery in a photo that garners praise from the media.

Content warning: the photo shows a woman's naked breasts. Though they have been cut off and maybe replaced with a pec impant?

A study claims that straight men cuddle with each other all the time, and it's just not talked about.

And the media keeps pushing this fake study. They really want to make Straight Male Cuddling a thing.


British researchers hypothesized that yes, gender boundaries are expanding. To prove it, they talked to 40 straight male athletes aged 18 and 19, which the study labels the typical arbiters of masculinity, to see if they've ever cuddled and spooned with another man before. The researchers figured that, if gender norms are changing, more straight men will say they're okay with cuddling and spooning with another man.

THE MEN SAID THEY WERE OKAY WITH MAN-ON-MAN CUDDLING AND SPOONING

What the researchers found was a bit surprising: the men said they were okay with man-on-man cuddling and spooning, and nearly 93 percent claimed to have done it before.

It turns out some straight men really like cuddling with each other
The study looked at three main topics: bed sharing, cuddling, and spooning.

"WE HAVE A BROMANCE WHERE WE ARE VERY COMFORTABLE AROUND EACH OTHER"

Of the 40 men interviewed, 39 said they have shared a bed with another man at least once since attending university. The one remaining student said he didn't remember if he had before: "I might have been pissed [drunk]." But all 40 athletes explained that there was no stigma to sharing a bed with another man, even if the other man wasn't a particularly close friend.

Thirty-seven of 40 respondents also said they previously cuddled with another man.

...

Even early-morning erections weren't looked down on by respondents. The students instead explained that they broke the resulting tension and awkwardness by joking around, which the researchers noted as a historically common reaction to awkward sexual tensions between straight men.

The three students who said they had not cuddled or spooned with another man also said they didn't stigmatize the acts. One of these three respondents even suggested that it would be nice to cuddle or spoon with another man.

Gee, I wonder if this "study" is, like most fake sex studies done by the activist "academic" left, based on self-reports garnered from a cattle call which of course only gay dudes responded to.


The study's sample was definitely limited. Not only did researchers only interview a small sample of 40 people, but they focused on a very narrow demographic of men: 18-to-19 student athletes from a British university. And these students were hand-picked by the researchers, so the results weren't randomized (the golden standard for research). This focused sample allowed the researchers to carefully interview this specific group of British men, but, as a result of that focus, it's unclear if the findings apply to a broader, bigger population.

The study also relied entirely on self-reporting. It's possible many of these students misled the researchers, perhaps by misidentifying their sexuality, misrepresenting events, or even outright pranking the researchers. It's unclear how much these self-reports can be relied on, especially given the small sample size.

So there you go.

A friend who keeps tabs on Blue Anon Twitter says that she has seen this story really, really pushed by the left. "Blue Anon is really trying to make this happen," she says.

Relatedly-- content warning for this raunchy Boyscast podcast in which they read and comment on another leftwing article claiming that men should be "pegged," and would really super-enjoy it if they allowed themselves to be anally penetrated.

Anyone notice a theme with the media's "reports" on sex? It's weird, it's almost as if they have an agenda to turn men into women or, if that's not possible, at least turn them into gay men, who are less Problematic.

An unidentified team in the Woke NFL told an Asian applicant for a coaching position that he wasn't really a minority, so he wouldn't get the job.

The NFL's transition from prominent sports league to middling left-wing institution is proceeding apace. Reports suggest the league is attempting to emulate the systemic racism of elite universities, where qualified Asian students are frequently penalized for being the "wrong" kind of minority.

That is precisely what former NFL offensive lineman and assistant coach Eugene Chung said he was told during a coaching interview this offseason. "It was said to me, ‘Well, you're really not a minority,'" Chung said last week during a webinar hosted by the Boston Globe. "I was like, ‘Wait a minute. The last time I checked, when I looked in the mirror and brushed my teeth, I was a minority.'"

Chung, who in 1995 became the first Korean American selected in the first round of the NFL draft, did not identify the organization that conducted the interview. Chung says he asked the interviewer to elaborate and was told he was "not the right minority that we're looking for."

Ocean City, NJ, restaurant uses a robotic server in order to cope with labor shortage.

I think Instapundit linked this with the commentary, "FIGHT FOR FIFTEEN!"

Yes, at some price point, a robot becomes more economical than a worker.

Decrepit cvck George Will: "I'd like to see January 6 burned into the American mind as firmly as 911."

Because the Four Hour Insurrection was every bit as bad as nearly 3000 murdered Americans. You silly bitch.

Biden babbled incoherently some more, even while simply reading a script written for him.

81 million votes they tell me. And when I see Biden struggling to form simple sentences (that are actually written out in his notes!), my belief that he got 81 million votes only increases.


Check this out: Microsoft Bing's search results for Rand Paul, versus Duck Duck Go's, versus Google's.

Remember: Transnational monopolies controlling information is a Very Conservative thing to defend. As long as they keep writing Very Conservative checks to keep our pseudoright publications in business!

Another thing the media left is really pushing: eating bugs.

Because Global Warming. And Because Veganism.

The end of the pandemic has a very, very sad side-effect: With women's faces no longer covered, men will tell them to "Smile" again!!!

Oh no!!! I wish we had the pandemic back!

Maybe this is why so many Karens are refusing to ever take their masks off.

Bless their hearts.

Black Lives Matter, sponsored by American Express and Visa.


Finally, the New York Times and Michelle Goldberg find an "angle" to criticize their leftwing Arab friends' raiding parties on Jews about:

They say that these attacks might hurt the Democrat Party.

Not that this is criminal savagery. Or even racist. (Apparently the only thing that makes something bad is that it's racist.)

No, the only objection by the left to the left's new pogroms on Jews is that it might get some Republicans elected.

The New York Times has now stealth-edited the headline, without noting it's been changed, or explaining why it's been changed.

The Left would eagerly support Hitler if he opened a twitter account and started calling for violence against Trump and Rand Paul.

Posted by: Ace at 05:49 PM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at May 25, 2021 04:48 PM (WAp1P)

2 From the last thread:

440 Ashamed to admit it, but I am on the fence as to whether I want Trump to run again in 24...

I think the candidates in 2024 are going to be Lord Humongous and Master Blaster.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at May 25, 2021 04:49 PM (Clxcy)

3 Thank God I can mostly stay rural, where PRIDE month is quieter and more reserved if it's noted at all. Bleh. Cities used to be fun.

Posted by: Catherine at May 25, 2021 04:50 PM (+CqU9)

4 >>>440 Ashamed to admit it, but I am on the fence as to whether I want Trump to run again in 24...

I'd prefer that he didn't and let Ron DeSantis cruise to a crushing victory, but there's no point in even discussing it. It's like trying to influence a hurricane. It will go where it wants to go. Trump will do what he does.

Posted by: ace at May 25, 2021 04:50 PM (eOTGX)

5 British schoolboys, so there you go.

Buggering is a thing there.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 25, 2021 04:52 PM (ufFY8)

6 A study claims that straight men cuddle with each other all the time, and it's just not talked about.


Just that one time when it was 20 below.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 25, 2021 04:53 PM (yQpMk)

7 Top 10 anyway

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 04:53 PM (Cxk7w)

8 "British Men" are not men as we understand it.

Live in a matriarchy comes at ya fast, over there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 25, 2021 04:53 PM (ifmtJ)

9 I've never not even once, cuddled with another man. Does that mean I'm not straight?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 25, 2021 04:53 PM (cSyAR)

10 Biden did not get 81 million votes.
He just got more ballots.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2021 04:53 PM (axyOa)

11 The teacher's unions are the world's largest grooming gangs

Posted by: Trump at May 25, 2021 04:54 PM (saP0c)

12 re first photo - I saw it a few days ago and it is hard to look at. At that time I thought she had ab implants - is that a thing? Maybe injections?

Anyway, poor girl is sick.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 25, 2021 04:54 PM (PYll+)

13

I want to see January 6th 2021 burned into our psyches.

It was the day America finally died.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 25, 2021 04:54 PM (s2VJv)

14 A study claims that straight men cuddle with each other all the time, and it's just not talked about.
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Hey Kids!

Be Gay!

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 04:55 PM (wX0ke)

15 Mind you I've never slept outside on a three dog or three man night.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 25, 2021 04:55 PM (cSyAR)

16 Well Ellen no longer looks like a lesbian. It now looks like a faggot.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2021 04:55 PM (o2MD2)

17 Y'know, sooner or later automation will come into play as a result of the labor "shortage" (let's call it what it is, it's a government-funded general strike). Outfits with the capital will and the smaller ones without won't. Of course the smaller ones won't be able to compete, hobbled with playing a premium for the dregs of the labor market...

Tell me that's not intentional.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at May 25, 2021 04:55 PM (OUMaO)

18 I will not look at pictures of a mentally ill woman who has mutilated herself... the cockroach appetizer is preferable... ( I have eaten roasted grasshoppers... no they do not taste like chicken)...

Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2021 04:55 PM (6Je/Q)

19 Just that one time when it was 20 below.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 25, 2021 04:53 PM

And there's not a lot of room in a tauntaun. Come on, man...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 04:56 PM (rBtIz)

20 "A study claims that straight men cuddle with each other all the time, and it's just not talked about."

You assholes have been holding out on me?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 25, 2021 04:56 PM (z5Vrg)

21 Science news from James Freeman: American students graduating from high school have the lowest science proficiency ever recorded, and - this is the good part - as regards the timeline of students through their high school years, the longer the students are in school, the worse off they become.


In other words, the students arrive from middle school in fairly decent shape, and their educational level starts degrading as they become "more educated" by high school teachers.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 25, 2021 04:56 PM (ZoOKd)

22 440 Ashamed to admit it, but I am on the fence as to whether I want Trump to run again in 24...

I'm well past Trump or DeSantis. Who's our Pinochet?

Pinochet/Bell Huey 2024

Posted by: Keith at May 25, 2021 04:56 PM (jdGlx)

23 8 "British Men" are not men as we understand it.

Live in a matriarchy comes at ya fast, over there.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 25, 2021 04:53 PM (ifmtJ)


Ya dis is true...

Posted by: Swedish Men who once were Vikings at May 25, 2021 04:56 PM (PiwSw)

24 A study claims that straight men cuddle with each other all the time, and it's just not talked about.

I'm assuming these pansies aren't talking about time in a fox hole.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2021 04:56 PM (axyOa)

25 What a year it's been since that fateful day in Bossapolis.

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at May 25, 2021 04:56 PM (DDazy)

26 Ellen Page had surgery for abdominal implants.
She cheated to get that Daredevil look some men, who will remain nameless, fasted for many months over several years.

Posted by: content forager at May 25, 2021 04:57 PM (5CY9V)

27 Today I am willow.
And I miss willow. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2021 04:57 PM (bDqIh)

28 Ellen Page now looks like a 5'1" 90lb man.

A sexual tyrannosaurus for sure.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 25, 2021 04:57 PM (yQpMk)

29 A study claims that straight men cuddle with each other all the time, and it's just not talked about.
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And you can be fiercely heterosexual and all!

Posted by: Corey Booker and Andrew Gillum at May 25, 2021 04:57 PM (wX0ke)

30 We need a naked 'before' picture of Ellen Page, but I don't think she ever posed for one in the 'before' state. While she had her breasts removed, she should have asked to have the nipples matched, but maybe that's not possible in medical science yet.

Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at May 25, 2021 04:57 PM (qpX6U)

31 Straight men cuddle... in prison... doing natural life....

Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2021 04:57 PM (6Je/Q)

32
The Left would eagerly support Hitler if he opened a twitter account and started calling for violence against Trump and Rand Paul.

Posted by: Ace at 05:49 PM



Ace, if you were a Republican member of Congress, these words would get you scolded by "leader" mccarthy.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 25, 2021 04:57 PM (2zMax)

33 British researchers hypothesized that yes, gender boundaries are expanding. To prove it, they talked to 40 straight male athletes aged 18 and 19, which the study labels the typical arbiters of masculinity, to see if they've ever cuddled and spooned with another man before. The researchers figured that, if gender norms are changing, more straight men will say they're okay with cuddling and spooning with another man.
THE MEN SAID THEY WERE OKAY WITH MAN-ON-MAN CUDDLING AND SPOONING


Because they're gay!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2021 04:57 PM (OCTRt)

34 I want to see January 6th 2021 burned into our psyches.
It was the day America finally died.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


My hope is to see it with November 7, 1941...a day of infamy.

To be followed by complete victory.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at May 25, 2021 04:57 PM (OUMaO)

35 8 "British Men" are not men as we understand it.

Live in a matriarchy comes at ya fast, over there.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 25, 2021 04:53 PM (ifmtJ)

====

WW1 fucked that country up badly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at May 25, 2021 04:58 PM (WAp1P)

36 A study claims that straight men cuddle with each other all the time, and it's just not talked about.
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Hey Kids!

Be Gay!
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 04:55 PM

But totally "born that way", right?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 04:58 PM (rBtIz)

37 Straight men don't cuddle, ever. This is another lie.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2021 04:58 PM (o2MD2)

38 This stuff is so depressing.

Posted by: pawn at May 25, 2021 04:58 PM (PhoEv)

39 >>>Ellen Page had surgery for abdominal implants.

I wondered about that. Are you sure?

Posted by: ace at May 25, 2021 04:59 PM (eOTGX)

40 JJ often refers to the former United States in his Morning Report. I agree. National Divorce and let the freaks enjoy their Hell on Earth.

Posted by: Jmel at May 25, 2021 04:59 PM (bVhJi)

41 36 Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 04:55 PM

But totally "born that way", right?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 04:58 PM (rBtIz)

=====

Obviously, hence all the societal pressures.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at May 25, 2021 04:59 PM (WAp1P)

42 Yea

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 25, 2021 04:59 PM (3H9h1)

43 Oh good, we're going to have six weeks of Pride Month instead of the usual four.

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If a nude transgender male emerges from the psych ward and doesn't see a shadow where its new little groundhog should be ... then It means six more weeks of surgery.

Posted by: ShainS at May 25, 2021 04:59 PM (zYvXQ)

44 The pushing eating bugs thing is 100% proof that we have been invaded by dangerous extraterrestrial aliens.

Posted by: Archer at May 25, 2021 04:59 PM (gmo/4)

45 Can almost guarantee Eliot has not a clue what a guy thinks

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 04:59 PM (Cxk7w)

46 WW1 fucked that country up badly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at May 25, 2021 04:58 PM

Way ahead of the curve, old boy.

Posted by: British public school masters at May 25, 2021 05:00 PM (rBtIz)

47
Ellen Page now looks like a 5'1" 90lb man.

a.k.a. a "girl."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 25, 2021 05:00 PM (2zMax)

48 I think George Will can be happy, most people don't even think about 9/11 and many discount it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 25, 2021 05:00 PM (r+sAi)

49 As a straight man, I can confirm that straight men do NOT cuddle with other men.

Rather, we lie at the bottom of the bed by the feet of our wives and their lovers. Like dogs. Gay dogs.

Posted by: David French at May 25, 2021 05:00 PM (eOTGX)

50 I'd prefer that he didn't and let Ron DeSantis cruise to a crushing victory, but there's no point in even discussing it. It's like trying to influence a hurricane. It will go where it wants to go. Trump will do what he does.
Posted by: ace

Trump can't win. He already did and it was negated. They will never allow him office again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2021 05:00 PM (W2Pud)

51 Eugene Chung should name and shame the people trying to ruin his life.

Posted by: 13times at May 25, 2021 05:00 PM (K3B2k)

52 Masks are off — which means men will start telling women to “Smile!” again
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If we men really cared, we would stop the End of the World sooner, so that women aren't hardest hit.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:00 PM (wX0ke)

53 I wouldn't be counting on any Republican gains in 2022 or a (R) win 2024. To start with I don't see any reason for the left not to play with the results again and secondly why do we keep voting for this shit Party. DeSantis wins the nomination, I still don't care, I'm done with them.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 25, 2021 05:01 PM (4thlk)

54 I too miss Willow. I have an especially grotesque spider pic link I need to trick her into clicking.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2021 05:01 PM (o2MD2)

55 Can almost guarantee Eliot has not a clue what a guy thinks
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 04:59 PM

Since she's not a guy, yeah.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 05:01 PM (rBtIz)

56 study claims that straight men cuddle with each other all the time, and it's just not talked about.
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No one believes this shit unless they WANT to believe it.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 25, 2021 05:01 PM (iydjf)

57 I'm well past Trump or DeSantis. Who's our Pinochet?

Pinochet/Bell Huey 2024
Posted by: Keith


Pinochet/Galaxy C-5

Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2021 05:01 PM (OCTRt)

58 "Ashamed to admit it, but I am on the fence as to whether I want Trump to run again in 24..."

Couple of years to go whether the question even matters. 2023 will look nothing like 2021. Can't possibly know now.

Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at May 25, 2021 05:01 PM (qpX6U)

59 Cuddling? Spooning?

Um, NO. Don't think so. I know how men think and they're never not thinking about sex. With whatever's handy. (handy's included).

I wouldn't be able to fall asleep for fear of something poking me where I wouldn't want something poking me.

These folks really are demented. We don't have to wait to die to go to hell. It's come to visit.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 25, 2021 05:01 PM (dLws2)

60
I'm still of the belief she NEVER had her breast surgically removed. She never had anything to remove, anyway.

She took drugs, leaned out, and her tiny tits disappeared. But I believe she, ellen page, is LYING to encourage Other women to have the surgery/butchery.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 25, 2021 05:02 PM (2zMax)

61 You like Ina first world country, you don't have to eat bugs. Save them for the birds and reptiles

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 05:02 PM (Cxk7w)

62 Any chance we could get a positive story here once in a while?

When I stop by for a few minutes, afterwards I feel like I want to slit my wrist.

Posted by: Blago at May 25, 2021 05:02 PM (5rlWY)

63 Eugene Chung should name and shame the people trying to ruin his life.
Posted by: 13times at May 25, 2021 05:00 PM (K3B2k)
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Everybody rang Chung tonight?

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:02 PM (wX0ke)

64 Do straight women cuddle?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 25, 2021 05:02 PM (cSyAR)

65 Any chance we could get a positive story here once in a while?

When I stop by for a few minutes, afterwards I feel like I want to slit my wrist.
Posted by: Blago at May 25, 2021 05:02 PM (5rlWY)
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You're in before the bat thread.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:02 PM (wX0ke)

66 I wouldn't be counting on any Republican gains in 2022


I think they will. The margin is so thin that the House could even go Republican before the election, mortality being what it is among the geriatric red state Democrat representatives.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 25, 2021 05:03 PM (yQpMk)

67 Well, it looks like I'll be using the Charlton Heston in Planet of the Apes gif a lot moving forward.

"It's a madhouse! A madhouse!"

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 25, 2021 05:03 PM (hIIDI)

68 Biden did not get 81 million votes.
.........

I doubt he even got his own vote.
He probably got confused and voted for Trump.

Posted by: wth at May 25, 2021 05:03 PM (v0R5T)

69 >>>Ellen Page now looks like a 5'1" 90lb man.

How will I be able to tell her and David Hogg apart now?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 25, 2021 05:03 PM (HmZuC)

70 Pinochet/Galaxy C-5
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2021 05:01 PM (OCTRt)

Duh. Of course.

Posted by: Keith at May 25, 2021 05:04 PM (jdGlx)

71 Women are way more huggy than men, I have observed.... I think it is in the male-female wiring... of course I am a hopeless Neanderthal...

Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2021 05:04 PM (6Je/Q)

72 Catherine I'm sure you've heard about Lucas defunding the police department. That revitalized downtown KC? Kiss it goodbye. No one will go there when people start getting assaulted on the street. People will start moving out and it will become a ghost town once again.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 25, 2021 05:04 PM (nxdel)

73 "Born To Cuddle Other Men" -- T-shirt in about 2 years.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:05 PM (wX0ke)

74 Eugene Chung should name and shame the people trying to ruin his life.
Posted by: 13times at May 25, 2021 05:00 PM (K3B2k)

Not sure...I've read a few of these coaching interviews and they are really effed up, given the level of...umm...education that many of the players have. HR Departments are not involved.
It sounds to me like he is trying to be civil about it. Thing is, I suspect he'd be a good coach.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2021 05:05 PM (axyOa)

75 Most straight dudes don't even like cuddling with WOMEN, let alone men.

Posted by: Ken at May 25, 2021 05:05 PM (ledCy)

76 When I stop by for a few minutes, afterwards I feel like I want to slit my wrist.
Posted by: Blago at May 25, 2021 05:02 PM

You're going about this wrong. You should be wanting to slit leftist wrists.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 05:05 PM (rBtIz)

77 Mmmm. Some of my favorite insect dishes:

Roached Beef
Ant-y Pasta
Locust-ard
Arach-no-lamb
Mantis-cotti

Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2021 05:05 PM (m45I2)

78 Can almost guarantee Eliot has not a clue what a guy thinks
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 04:59 PM

Since she's not a guy, yeah.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Meme: Guy and girl laying on bed
Girl on bed facing away from guy thinking: "I'll bet he's thinking about other women!"

Guy facing opposite way from girl, thinking: "are duck's butts really waterproof?"

Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2021 05:05 PM (OCTRt)

79 "You're in before the bat thread."


I predict a cute albino bat today.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 25, 2021 05:05 PM (4thlk)

80 The wymmins, and mmins, for that matter who won't smile are just miserable bitches and sons of bitches.

Posted by: Archer at May 25, 2021 05:05 PM (gmo/4)

81
Nah, I think ellen page, a naturally petite lean woman, is just on Estrogen Blockers and perhaps a little Testosterone. "Abs" and a flat chest would, of course, be the results of such a prescription.

But she's sending a Message that is being broadcast in Big Media encouraging millions of other girls to "become" "men."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 25, 2021 05:05 PM (2zMax)

82 66 I wouldn't be counting on any Republican gains in 2022


I think they will. The margin is so thin that the House could even go Republican before the election, mortality being what it is among the geriatric red state Democrat representatives.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 25, 2021 05:03 PM (yQpMk)

It'd McCarthy's greatest dream. Pretend to fight -but shucks, we don't have the House or Senate- while not being held accountable for passing damn near everything the left wants. Just like the last two GOPe leaders.

Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 05:05 PM (Ojki1)

83 Love cuddling with my wife.

I wouldn't even see the reason with other guys.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:05 PM (wX0ke)

84 "How will I be able to tell [E Page] and David Hogg apart now?"

Because Hogg will always be a loser and never amount to anything. Page at least reached 'has-been' status.

Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at May 25, 2021 05:05 PM (qpX6U)

85 Biden got 81 million ballots, not votes. That said, does it matter who the GOP prez candidate is if its all fake?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 25, 2021 05:06 PM (r+sAi)

86 I'm assuming these pansies aren't talking about time in a fox hole.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 25

No.

The bung hole!

Posted by: Beavis at May 25, 2021 05:06 PM (5bLiR)

87 Content warning: the photo shows a woman's naked breasts. Though they have been cut off and maybe replaced with a pec impant?

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Old and (literally) busted: Busty Lesbian Pron.
New (figurative) hotness: Pecky Lesbian Pron.

Posted by: ShainS at May 25, 2021 05:06 PM (lqF2g)

88 "British researchers hypothesized that..."

Hilarious. The press has been sucking this disk ever since Kinsey. They just cain't get enough.

Posted by: Caliban at May 25, 2021 05:06 PM (HgGBT)

89 How can not US high school students be science lacking, they are told to believe there are 24 genders.

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 05:06 PM (Cxk7w)

90 Moth-toh nall soup

Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2021 05:06 PM (m45I2)

91 Isn't George Will's wife a paid GoP hack of some sort?

Posted by: 13times at May 25, 2021 05:07 PM (K3B2k)

92 Do straight women cuddle?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 25, 2021 05:02 PM

According to certain websites, after a couple of margaritas, it's game on. Or so I've heard.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 05:07 PM (rBtIz)

93 Of the 40 men interviewed, 39 said they have shared a bed with another man at least once since attending university.

So on the men "cuddling" part when I read this I was thinking, you know maybe its a case that the men are cheap bastards and shared a hotel room with their buddies and two slept in a double/queen bed. You know, something I did post college when taking a trip to Vegas, so they're just manipulating the answers so they can include a circumstance like that. Then I saw that it was British men and the study specifically selected the men. So they're probably men that weren't unfamiliar with a little bit of buggery from time to time.

Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2021 05:07 PM (vMCab)

94 Yes, the relentless bug push is creepy AF, especially since they refuse to report on escalating meat prices, some shortages.

This guy maps the progression: https://tinyurl.com/ybb8wd5p

We have watched each click of the ratchet, as mindless pod people tell us that each new change isn't really happening, it's a crazy conspiracy, and also it's good that it's happening. . .

It won't be long til the pod people treat carnivory the same way they treat "racism." They will shamefully, tearfully admit they used to eat meat. They will confess their bewilderment that they ever thought this was ok. Probably within a decade, these things will come to pass . . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2021 05:07 PM (bDqIh)

95 84 "How will I be able to tell [E Page] and David Hogg apart now?"

Because Hogg will always be a loser and never amount to anything. Page at least reached 'has-been' status.
Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at May 25, 2021 05:05 PM (qpX6U)


Ellen's arms are bigger.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 25, 2021 05:07 PM (PiwSw)

96 Yikes! Let me try that again:

Moth-toh ball soup

Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2021 05:07 PM (m45I2)

97 Don't think the US will split into two nations, but their may be a Red State Compact versus the Blue States. I don't believe the Blue States will form a compact because they are individualist by nature stemming from their arrogant Governors.

Posted by: James at May 25, 2021 05:07 PM (yVV7Q)

98 'Most straight dudes don't even like cuddling with WOMEN,'

It's OK as long as the chicks STFU. "Tell me what you're thinking about!"

Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at May 25, 2021 05:07 PM (qpX6U)

99 Any chance we could get a positive story here once in a while?
........

You must have missed the George Floyd Day post.
It was a celebration!

Posted by: wth at May 25, 2021 05:08 PM (v0R5T)

100 it's stupid to put "sharing a bed with a man" in the category of gay-like behavior in students.

Students are poor and frequently travel. When I went to DC on a weekend trip, five guys rented a single room with two double beds. Two guys on each bed, one guy on the cushions taken from the chair on the floor.

this is common among students. It's not "gay." It's just trying to live cheaply. (It's different for anyone older than 24!)

This is expanding the definition of "gay behavior" to make as many guys "gay" as possible. Although, with this group of male-male snugglers and spooners, it doesn't seem like they had to try that hard.

Posted by: ace at May 25, 2021 05:08 PM (eOTGX)

101 Roast grasshoppers, chocolate covered ants.... they are available..

Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2021 05:08 PM (6Je/Q)

102 Catherine I'm sure you've heard about Lucas defunding the police department. That revitalized downtown KC? Kiss it goodbye. No one will go there when people start getting assaulted on the street. People will start moving out and it will become a ghost town once again.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 25, 2021 05:04 PM (nxdel)

Ugh. I haven't followed much with life being what it is right now. I lived and worked downtown for a couple of years right out of college. Rents are almost back down to the 1998 level from what I've heard for downtown apartments. Friendliest city in the US will be destroyed by these jackasses.

Posted by: Catherine at May 25, 2021 05:08 PM (+CqU9)

103 Mmmm. Some of my favorite insect dishes:

Roached Beef
Ant-y Pasta
Locust-ard
Arach-no-lamb
Mantis-cotti
Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2021 05:05 PM (m45I2)

Waiter! There is a soup in my fly!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2021 05:08 PM (axyOa)

104 I support BLM and to show how much I and Russia support this movement, I have taken entire control of the "BLACK SEA".

Posted by: V. Putin at May 25, 2021 05:08 PM (yVV7Q)

105
Alternate post title (that someone should tweet):

Ellen Page Is Back Again To Remind Us How Much Trouble She Went Through To Look Like Justin Bieber

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 25, 2021 05:08 PM (2zMax)

106 Anti Jew violence ? Big deal. Anti Asian hate crimes are up one million percent in NYC alone !!

Posted by: Just a side note at May 25, 2021 05:09 PM (2DOZq)

107 How will I be able to tell her and David Hogg apart now?
Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 25, 2021 05:03 PM

She'll be in front of a camera less.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 05:09 PM (rBtIz)

108 If you've ever watched Portlandia, the chick on that show occasionally does an opposite-gender character.

Her character is my picture of Elliot Page, and just about as convincing.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:09 PM (wX0ke)

109
I don't think I've ever heard any guy tell a gal to "Smile". I mean like never.

The closest I ever come to that is when one of my brilliant witticisms flies over the head of the delightful and erudite Mrs naturalfake. In which case, I may say:

"Yeee-haw, that's a joke, girl! Yuck it up! Woooooo!"

Surprisingly, she, even when subtly tipped to the presence of a superior jest floating in the conversational, usually does not yuck it up.(!)

Posted by: naturalfake at May 25, 2021 05:09 PM (dWwl8)

110 I doubt he even got his own vote.

He probably got confused and voted for Trump.

Posted by: wth at May 25, 2021 05:03 PM (v0R5T
In fairness, that butterfly ballot was confusing.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 25, 2021 05:09 PM (BMmaB)

111 it's stupid to put "sharing a bed with a man" in the category of gay-like behavior in students.


I am pretty sure that "bed sharing" is the entire evidence for queer Abe Lincoln that the Left love so much.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 25, 2021 05:09 PM (yQpMk)

112 The left is anti-human.The push the faggot angle for two reasons.

First and foremost, they hate humans and faggots don't reproduce.

Second, and also foremost, many leftists are themselves faggots and like a steady supply of youthful faggots to buttfuck them.

That's my theory.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 25, 2021 05:09 PM (XmYq7)

113 Of the 40 men interviewed, 39 said they have shared a bed with another man at least once since attending university.
The English are an effeminate race.
- The French

Posted by: Archer at May 25, 2021 05:09 PM (gmo/4)

114 'Most straight dudes don't even like cuddling with WOMEN,'

It's OK as long as the chicks STFU. "Tell me what you're thinking about!"
Posted by: We're Serving Up gp


See #78. Come up with something so off the wall, they'll be afraid to ask again.

Ever.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2021 05:09 PM (OCTRt)

115 Eugene Chung should name and shame the people trying to ruin his life.
Posted by: 13times at May 25, 2021 05:00 PM (K3B2k)


It could be anyone but it sounds like something that self hating piece of shit Dan Rooney would say.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 25, 2021 05:09 PM (y7DUB)

116 Eliot?

Posted by: E.T. touching a glowing finger to her nipple at May 25, 2021 05:10 PM (r+sAi)

117 Moth-toh ball soup
Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2021 05:07 PM (m45I2)


Damn! Must take a lot of male moths to make that.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2021 05:10 PM (o2MD2)

118 >>> Ellen Page now looks like a 5'1" 90lb man.
A sexual tyrannosaurus for sure.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 25, 2021 04:57 PM (yQpMk)


She looks like a woman that likes to wear men's clothes and happened to have her tits sawed off.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2021 05:10 PM (+BMD8)

119 Oh, and the "study" was at a BRITISH UNIVERSITY. Dog bites man. Buggering is a national tradition at the "public schools" that produce these fine young men.

Posted by: Caliban at May 25, 2021 05:10 PM (HgGBT)

120 Smile bitches.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 05:10 PM (jvt6t)

121 85 Biden got 81 million ballots, not votes. That said, does it matter who the GOP prez candidate is if its all fake?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 25, 2021 05:06 PM (r+sAi)

-----

Which is why we should literally nominate a turnip instead of playing along with and thus sanctioning the North Korean-stye election.

Posted by: ShainS at May 25, 2021 05:10 PM (lqF2g)

122 "A study claims that straight men cuddle with each other all the time, and it's just not talked about."

Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff... I'll kill ya. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me... I'll kill ya. Same with cuddling. Any of you homos try to cuddle me, I'll kill ya.

Posted by: Pvt. Psycho at May 25, 2021 05:11 PM (aXxgO)

123 "I don't think I've ever heard any guy tell a gal to "Smile"."

I tell em 'turn that frown upside down.' Great pickup line.

Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at May 25, 2021 05:11 PM (qpX6U)

124 If your plane crashes above the arctic circle in winter and it's 50 below, it's ok to huddle together to prevent freezing to death. Any other time means you're gay.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 05:11 PM (kTF2Z)

125 Just three more surgical mutilations and Page qualifies to change her name to Karl Ruprect Kroenen.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 25, 2021 05:11 PM (HmZuC)

126 Snake Tartare

What? We're only doing insects?

*mumbles*

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 25, 2021 05:11 PM (PiwSw)

127 chiggerin' fried steak

Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2021 05:11 PM (m45I2)

128 it's stupid to put "sharing a bed with a man" in the category of gay-like behavior in students.

This is expanding the definition of "gay behavior" to make as many guys "gay" as possible. Although, with this group of male-male snugglers and spooners, it doesn't seem like they had to try that hard.
Posted by: ace at May 25, 2021 05:08 PM (eOTGX)
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1. Sharing a bed with another man is not gay. But it's not "cuddling".
2. It's like the "Everyone's born an atheist" type of atheist.

"This BRICK is an atheist!"

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:11 PM (wX0ke)

129 Mmmm. Some of my favorite insect dishes:

Roached Beef
Ant-y Pasta
Locust-ard
Arach-no-lamb
Mantis-cotti
Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2021 05:05 PM (m45I2)

I would think Butterflies would taste the best.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 25, 2021 05:12 PM (2DOZq)

130 Do straight women cuddle?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 25, 2021 05:02 PM

According to certain websites, after a couple of margaritas, it's game on. Or so I've heard.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 05:07 PM (rBtIz)

Three cosmos and they usually let you take pictures.
A friend told me)

Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2021 05:12 PM (axyOa)

131 Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash.... was NOT produced in the US... just sayin'..

Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2021 05:12 PM (6Je/Q)

132 This is expanding the definition of "gay behavior" to make as many guys "gay" as possible. Although, with this group of male-male snugglers and spooners, it doesn't seem like they had to try that hard.
Posted by: ace at May 25, 2021 05:08 PM

Much like the way "historians" try to claim Lincoln and others are gay. They shared a hotel bed, just like half the freakin' population at the time did to save money. But yeah...totally ghey.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 05:12 PM (rBtIz)

133 21 In other words, the students arrive from middle school in fairly decent
shape, and their educational level starts degrading as they become "more
educated" by high school teachers.

perhaps their minds are *too* highly trained, majikthise.

Posted by: Vroomfondel at May 25, 2021 05:12 PM (sGtp+)

134 In my first stint as an atheist, I had to learn how not to shit my pants.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:12 PM (wX0ke)

135 DuckDuckGo is basically Bing without the tracking.

To do that, DuckDuckGo gets its results from over four hundred sources. These include hundreds of vertical sources delivering niche Instant Answers, DuckDuckBot (our crawler) and crowd-sourced sites (like Wikipedia, stored in our answer indexes). We also of course have more traditional links in the search results, which we also source from multiple partners, though most commonly from Bing (and none from Google).

https://tinyurl.com/pya6cc65

Posted by: No Name Today at May 25, 2021 05:12 PM (vlXMQ)

136 It's not gay if your dicks don't touch.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 25, 2021 05:12 PM (yQpMk)

137 >>> I don't think I've ever heard any guy tell a gal to "Smile". I mean like never.

The closest I ever come to that is when one of my brilliant witticisms flies over the head of the delightful and erudite Mrs naturalfake. In which case, I may say:

"Yeee-haw, that's a joke, girl! Yuck it up! Woooooo!"

Surprisingly, she, even when subtly tipped to the presence of a superior jest floating in the conversational, usually does not yuck it up.(!)
Posted by: naturalfake at May 25, 2021 05:09 PM (dWwl


Leftest women are surrounded by and interact almost exclusively with leftist men who, of course, are all assholes.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM (+BMD8)

138 Every GOP slag is/has a paid family member(s)

There is so much grift going on it's hard to track.

This is one the reasons why I don't have much sympathy for the likes of Rand Paul, and others.

Yea... they are/might/maybe are hammered by the left. To what end?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM (3H9h1)

139 perhaps their minds are *too* highly trained, majikthise.
Posted by: Vroomfondel at May 25, 2021 05:12 PM (sGtp+)

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Love the reference.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM (wX0ke)

140 Just watch the NFL for proof! They all cuddle before every play!

Posted by: Joe Buck at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM (uuj1Y)

141 Isn't George Will's wife a paid GoP hack of some sort?
Posted by: 13times at May 25, 2021 05:07 PM (K3B2k)


She helped drain Scott Walker's campaign funds before Iowa in 2016.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM (y7DUB)

142 this is common among students. It's not "gay." It's just trying to live cheaply. (It's different for anyone older than 24!)



This is expanding the definition of "gay behavior" to make as many
guys "gay" as possible. Although, with this group of male-male snugglers
and spooners, it doesn't seem like they had to try that hard.

Posted by: ace at May 25, 2021 05:08 PM (eOTGX)

IIRC at some point Young Abe Lincoln had a roommate and they only had one bed, and a few years ago someone tried to use it as proof that the railsplitter wasn't just splitting logs.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM (BMmaB)

143 Note: If you intentionally "spoon" with another man and you are not freezing to death, you're gay.

Posted by: West at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM (QY+6a)

144 Ashamed to admit it, but I am on the fence as to whether I want Trump to run again in 24...

I'm holding back until I see what his upcoming rallies are like. If he comes out swinging like a boss, and especially if he triples down on the media being not only the enemy of the people, but the willing handmaidens of evil, then I'll consider getting back on the Trump train.

I want a nasty, vicious, ice-pick in the ear bastard as the candidate.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM (2JVJo)

145 Who is Ellen Page and who g a s if she cuts her tits off?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM (/wRdn)

146 I actually believe that 90% of British men do cuddle with each other.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM (2DOZq)

147 Posted by: Pvt. Psycho at May 25, 2021 05:11 PM

Lighten u....


Nah.

*fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM (rBtIz)

148

"More than one shake and you're playing with it."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM (2zMax)

149 129 I would think Butterflies would taste the best.
butterfly shrimp. because we heard you like to eat bugs, so we put some bugs on your bugs.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM (sGtp+)

150 I hope brave search turns out well. I'll be switching to that when available.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM (+BMD8)

151 She looks like a woman that likes to wear men's clothes and happened to have her tits sawed off.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2021 05:10 PM (+BMD

I'd tap dat ass.....

Posted by: Silver Bullitt at May 25, 2021 05:14 PM (jvt6t)

152 If your plane crashes above the arctic circle in winter and it's 50 below, it's ok to huddle together to prevent freezing to death. Any other time means you're gay.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


Remember sailors: It never gay when you're under way. It's only queer at the pier.
Marines: Eat your crayons.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2021 05:14 PM (OCTRt)

153 We will know insects are a thing when it's featured on the Food Thread

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 05:14 PM (Cxk7w)

154 A study claims that straight men cuddle with each other all the time, and it's just not talked about.

Yeah. If you see me standing around in my crocs and nothing else, I just want a hug, fellas. And docking isn't gay. It's just a handshake for men in touch with their feelings.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 25, 2021 05:14 PM (H5knJ)

155 I thought Ellen Page was kind of cute. I feel like Lou Diamond Phillips now.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 25, 2021 05:14 PM (/aiGx)

156
Aren't we overdue for a new "study" showing conservative men have "lizard brains" and are naturally dumb and violent?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM (2zMax)

157 "What the researchers found was a bit surprising: the men said they were okay with man-on-man cuddling and spooning, and nearly 93 percent claimed to have done it before."

Biggest statement of horsesh*t since horsesh*t was invented. So, in a random group of ten men, not even one whole man hasn't cuddled.

The clickbaiting has gone to plaid.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM (aXxgO)

158 123 "I don't think I've ever heard any guy tell a gal to "Smile"."

I tell em 'turn that frown upside down.' Great pickup line.
Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at May 25, 2021 05:11 PM (qpX6U)



Like liberal women always getting harrassed and assaulted by liberal men and they are the ones on their side so conservatives must be even worse! I imagine that most of the men that tell women to smile are liberals.

Just curious ladies, have you been told to smile by some asshole and if you knew them were they a liberal douche?

Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM (vMCab)

159 Boy, that gay marriage thingy put us on a slippery slope. Couldn't have seen this shit coming.

Posted by: WeBoned! at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM (8k7U7)

160
The thing that makes me laugh about that Page girl is that she changed herself from being a reasonably bankable upper B-list/lower A-list movie actress to being a sub C-list "boy" who will end up being typecast in high school student roles in low budget indie films for the rest of her career.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM (n+4am)

161 Did Ishmael cuddle with his bunk mate the cannibal?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM (cSyAR)

162 I've heard one male buddy tell another male buddy to smile.

I often enjoy the "He'd never say that to another male" complaint when somebody snatched it out of thin air.

Not exactly in the same vein, but: If men got breast cancer, there'd be a cure for breast cancer by now.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM (wX0ke)

163 I want a nasty, vicious, ice-pick in the ear bastard as the candidate.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM

*fistbump*

For this, I'll buy you a drink at the MoMe.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM (rBtIz)

164 Much like the way "historians" try to claim Lincoln
and others are gay. They shared a hotel bed, just like half the
freakin' population at the time did to save money. But yeah...totally
ghey.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 05:12 PM (rBtIz
Horde Mind at work!

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM (BMmaB)

165 If your plane crashes above the arctic circle in winter and it's 50 below, it's ok to huddle together to prevent freezing to death. Any other time means you're gay.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 05:11 PM (kTF2Z)

Eat me!

Posted by: Uruguayan Rugby Team at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM (axyOa)

166 There is no slippery slope!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 05:16 PM (4fSQf)

167 I don't care how hard these fuckwads delude themselves, it is not reality.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2021 05:16 PM (jK0Aw)

168 The Left has been trying to get people to eat bugs since the early 1970's. Remember chocolate covered ants?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at May 25, 2021 05:16 PM (s+u6b)

169
We'll get a "study" telling us "white men" have "lizard brains" who are inclined to "racism" and "insurrections."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 25, 2021 05:16 PM (2zMax)

170 Well, let us hope that Ellen/Elliot Page can no longer reproduce. That is a good thing.

This country is filled with narcissists. So many people looking for their 15 minutes of fame and attention.

They all scream life is not fair and then believe that the world and its inhabitants owe them something.

Really a very sick way to live. I do not think there is any quick fix. The culture has been rotting for a while now.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 25, 2021 05:16 PM (haWye)

171 Any predictions on when Dear old "Elliot" is found dangling from an extension cord?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2021 05:16 PM (o2MD2)

172 We will know insects are a thing when it's featured on the Food Thread
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 05:14 PM


Not just featured.

Sous vided.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 25, 2021 05:16 PM (DMUuz)

173 You know what? I'd rather freeze to death.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 05:16 PM (4fSQf)

174 >>> It's not gay if your dicks don't touch.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 25, 2021 05:12 PM (yQpMk)


It's not gay if you think about Reagan while you're sucking each other off.

Posted by: Never Trump International at May 25, 2021 05:16 PM (+BMD8)

175 101 Roast grasshoppers, chocolate covered ants.... they are available..
what about spring surprise?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 25, 2021 05:16 PM (v3pYe)

176 Buy a man eat fish, the day. Teach man, lifetime to end.

-Joe Biden

-------

Out: "Confucius says ..."
In: "Confusion says ..."

That's quite a haiku ... but he's no Muldoon.

Posted by: ShainS at May 25, 2021 05:16 PM (3sDrJ)

177
168 The Left has been trying to get people to eat bugs since the early 1970's. Remember chocolate covered ants?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at May 25, 2021 05:16 PM (s+u6b)

Had 'em.... tasted like chocolate.

Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2021 05:17 PM (6Je/Q)

178  If your plane crashes above the arctic circle in winter and it's 50 below, it's ok to huddle together to prevent freezing to death. Any other time means you're gay.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


What's the rule on blow jobs?

Posted by: OMG LOL at May 25, 2021 05:17 PM (/bwEU)

179 Biden babbled incoherently some more, even while simply reading a script written for him.


He was confused. He was given words of praise to say about a Fed Gov organization that is not totally dedicated to CRT, unlimited immigration, transgender-mania, and destroying enemies of the Democrat Party. He kept peeking ahead for the Death To White Supremacists words he just knew had to be in there, but couldn't find them. Thus, incoherent babbling.

Posted by: Gref at May 25, 2021 05:17 PM (AMIL/)

180 163 I want a nasty, vicious, ice-pick in the ear bastard as the candidate.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM

*fistbump*

For this, I'll buy you a drink at the MoMe.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM (rBtIz)

He gets the whole bottle......

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 05:17 PM (jvt6t)

181 Always ment to see the movie Juno, just never have

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 05:17 PM (Cxk7w)

182 "The NFL's transition from prominent sports league to middling..." feather butt faggots.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2021 05:17 PM (/wRdn)

183 June Bug Squash

Posted by: wth at May 25, 2021 05:17 PM (v0R5T)

184 Knew a guy who would take out his glass eye and put it in his beer and say "Barkeep, there's an eye in my beer". Never failed to get a free one.

Posted by: dartist at May 25, 2021 05:18 PM (+ya+t)

185 What's the rule on blow jobs?
Posted by: OMG LOL


It's ok if you're looking down.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2021 05:18 PM (OCTRt)

186 Roast mealey worms...

Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2021 05:18 PM (6Je/Q)

187 I do think CBD will eat anything.

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 05:18 PM (Cxk7w)

188 >>The Left has been trying to get people to eat bugs since the early 1970's


Yes, but this time they intend to force it on us.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2021 05:18 PM (bDqIh)

189 The ugliness coming at us and our families isn't just standard issue demoralization.

It's phase one of the alchemical process, called negredo, the blackening.

The people pushing the rot believe they have to corrupt and destroy everything from the old world.

Then after more phases, a new world will arise like a phoenix from the ashes.

Make hope, humor, and encouragement top priorities, folks.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 25, 2021 05:19 PM (hIIDI)

190 Not exactly in the same vein, but: If men got breast cancer, there'd be a cure for breast cancer by now.
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM

You obviously haven't been listening to the commercials that assure us that every year X number of "men *and* women" , in that order, develop breast cancer.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 05:19 PM (rBtIz)

191 141 Isn't George Will's wife a paid GoP hack of some sort?
Posted by: 13times at May 25, 2021 05:07 PM (K3B2k)

She helped drain Scott Walker's campaign funds before Iowa in 2016.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM (y7DUB)



That explains why he went wobbly on immigration. George Will loves him some illegals. Chemjeff once challenged me on it and I was able to link two video clips of him pulling the standard cuck tactic of discussing illegals by just talking about "immigration." One was his "To immigrate is an entrepreneurial act," bullshit.

Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2021 05:19 PM (vMCab)

192 Regarding the spooners, Brits are known as poofters. Ask any Ozzie or Kiwi.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 25, 2021 05:19 PM (DMUuz)

193 How twisted is Hollywood, that for attention after your career is over you mutilate yourself?

Fuck all those people.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 05:19 PM (jvt6t)

194 If you believe in what the Bible says, you see these people for what they are. Demon possessed humans whose sole purpose is to corrupt humanity as an affront to God.

There is no other explanation needed.

Everything they do is aimed at destroying whatever morals and values God would want in us. The biggest difference is the fact it's being done in the open these days, with fanfare.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 05:19 PM (4fSQf)

195 Boy, that gay marriage thingy put us on a slippery slope. Couldn't have seen this shit coming.
Posted by: WeBoned! at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM (8k7U7)


I've been here so long I remember a cob-logger dismissing it as a conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 25, 2021 05:19 PM (2JVJo)

196 "4 >>>440 Ashamed to admit it, but I am on the fence as to whether I want Trump to run again in 24...

I'd prefer that he didn't and let Ron DeSantis cruise to a crushing victory, but there's no point in even discussing it. It's like trying to influence a hurricane. It will go where it wants to go. Trump will do what he does.

Posted by: ace"

I remember when all Americans were free to do what they do.

Posted by: West at May 25, 2021 05:20 PM (QY+6a)

197 Any predictions on when Dear old "Elliot" is found dangling from an extension cord?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2021 05:16 PM (o2MD2)
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There's this thing that nobody over media is allowed to mention called "de-transitioning".

People, who realize that simply having the preferred letter on their license is not the key to happiness, sometimes do that.

Is there re-conversion surgery?

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:20 PM (wX0ke)

198 Remember sailors: It never gay when you're under way. It's only queer at the pier.
Marines: Eat your crayons.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2021 05:14 PM (OCTRt)

---------

If those are the choices, I'll take the crayons.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 05:20 PM (kTF2Z)

199 A guy goes into a bar and orders five shots of whiskey, which he proceeds to slam down one after another. The bartender is concerned and asks him what's up. The replies that he had his first blow job today. The bartender says that's great, let me give you another shot on the house. The says no thanks, if five shots won't get the taste out of my mouth a sixth won't either.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 25, 2021 05:20 PM (yQpMk)

200 Any motorcyclist can tell you what bugs taste like.

Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at May 25, 2021 05:20 PM (qpX6U)

201 I did like the Ellen Page movie , Whip It.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 25, 2021 05:20 PM (2DOZq)

202 Banana Slug Bread

Posted by: wth at May 25, 2021 05:20 PM (v0R5T)

203 195

I've been here so long I remember a cob-logger dismissing it as a conspiracy theory.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 25, 2021 05:19 PM (2JVJo)

I wonder if they have transitioned ...

Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2021 05:20 PM (6Je/Q)

204 Spotted tick

Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2021 05:20 PM (m45I2)

205 Fried lice

Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2021 05:21 PM (m45I2)

206 If only a MAGA-chartered private jet had purposely been flown into the Capitol building. Perhaps with that, George Will would feel completely satisfied with the events of January 6.

I think he's achieved a level of wokeness to be crowned commissioner of MLB.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 25, 2021 05:21 PM (cwI4U)

207 If your plane crashes above the arctic circle in
winter and it's 50 below, it's ok to huddle together to prevent freezing
to death. Any other time means you're gay.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 05:11 PM (kTF2Z)

You are all fags. I'm freezing but I'm dying straight.

Posted by: Archer at May 25, 2021 05:21 PM (gmo/4)

208 You obviously haven't been listening to the commercials that assure us that every year X number of "men *and* women" , in that order, develop breast cancer.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 05:19 PM (rBtIz)
---
I guess there's a cure right around the corner then.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:21 PM (wX0ke)

209 188 >>The Left has been trying to get people to eat bugs since the early 1970's


Yes, but this time they intend to force it on us.
Posted by: Lizzy

they're probably working on a cow pandemic

Posted by: x4 at May 25, 2021 05:21 PM (oA+QO)

210 204 Spotted tick
Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2021 05:20 PM (m45I2)


Spotted ballsack tick!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2021 05:21 PM (o2MD2)

211 So does Demi Lovato, in the spirit of competition, need to chop her tits off too? Let the best narcissistic sociopath win!

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 25, 2021 05:21 PM (HmZuC)

212 Boy, that gay marriage thingy put us on a slippery slope. Couldn't have seen this shit coming.
Posted by: WeBoned! at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM (8k7U7)


Are we still talking about coaching interviews?

Posted by: NFL Teams at May 25, 2021 05:22 PM (axyOa)

213 Spotted tick
Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2021 05:20 PM (m45I2)
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Good on ya, friend!

Posted by: The Tick! at May 25, 2021 05:22 PM (wX0ke)

214 Banana Slug Bread


***

Slug-hetti and Mothballs

Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2021 05:22 PM (m45I2)

215 207 If your plane crashes above the arctic circle in
winter and it's 50 below, it's ok to huddle together to prevent freezing
to death. Any other time means you're gay.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 05:11 PM (kTF2Z)

You are all fags. I'm freezing but I'm dying straight.
Posted by: Archer at May 25, 2021 05:21 PM (gmo/4)

Archer jerky ready soon!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 05:22 PM (jvt6t)

216 Check this out: Microsoft Bing's search results for Rand Paul, versus Duck Duck Go's, versus Google's.

Google changed the search to reflect the most recent news. They did that three hours ago.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 25, 2021 05:22 PM (hKTv8)

217 beetle juice

Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2021 05:22 PM (m45I2)

218 I bet the ChiComs thought they had complete control of our minds after they bought George Will.

Posted by: Drerbrerard at May 25, 2021 05:23 PM (sMMcg)

219 Cicada Tostada

Posted by: wth at May 25, 2021 05:23 PM (v0R5T)

220 beetle juice


Don't order it three times.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 25, 2021 05:23 PM (yQpMk)

221 Boy, that gay marriage thingy put us on a slippery slope. Couldn't have seen this shit coming.
Posted by: WeBoned! at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM

It was all the lube, really.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 05:23 PM (rBtIz)

222 So if I go get some grub does that mean I'm going for insect or non insect food?

Posted by: Just a side note at May 25, 2021 05:24 PM (2DOZq)

223 I haven't had a chance to listen to all of it but You Tube has a nice video of Andy Ngo's talk about Antifa at Hillsdale College. It's about an hour long.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 25, 2021 05:24 PM (YynYJ)

224 194 If you believe in what the Bible says, you see these people for what they are. Demon possessed humans whose sole purpose is to corrupt humanity as an affront to God.

There is no other explanation needed.

Everything they do is aimed at destroying whatever morals and values God would want in us. The biggest difference is the fact it's being done in the open these days, with fanfare.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 05:19 PM (4fSQf)
------------------

Well, yeah, but the chicks are so hot...

Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2021 05:25 PM (/wRdn)

225 In the same vein as eating bugs is good for the environment, Dennis Prager earlier today discussed a recent headline at Vogue.co.uk:

"Is Having A Baby In 2021 Pure Environmental Vandalism?"

This death cult won't be satisfied until all human life (including their own subhuman lives) on the planet is extinguished.

Posted by: ShainS at May 25, 2021 05:25 PM (lqF2g)

226 Locust and camel butter. Make the legs slide down easier.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2021 05:25 PM (jK0Aw)

227 Boy, that gay marriage thingy put us on a slippery slope. Couldn't have seen this shit coming.
Posted by: WeBoned! at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM (8k7U7)
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Gay marriage was the last stand.

It started when a mostly-"scientific"-minded public accepted that to speak badly about homosexuals meant a gay man was beaten up somewhere.

The mental blackmail increasingly did its work, and the success of that strategy means it's ALL blackmail. If you don't agree with the left on what's "racial healing", it's like you're lynching black people in the 50s!

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:25 PM (wX0ke)

228 Google changed the search to reflect the most recent news. They did that three hours ago.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 25, 2021 05:22 PM (hKTv

They had to manually override the auto-censor.

Posted by: Drerbrerard at May 25, 2021 05:25 PM (sMMcg)

229 Insect-a-cider

Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2021 05:25 PM (m45I2)

230 >>> If your plane crashes above the arctic circle in winter and it's 50 below, it's ok to huddle together to prevent freezing to death. Any other time means you're gay.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


There's an episode of How I Met Your Mother, probably the only episode I've ever watched, about one of the guy's convoluted hypothetical about how and when it would be ok to have sex with another woman who wasn't his wife. Basically, his wife would die, tell him he had to go on with his life and date again most especially with this one specific other hot woman and he grieved for like 3.7825 years then the woman showed up on his door. A bunch of other stuff he had in there too. But he had obviously thought this whole hypothetical through really well.

You seemed to put a good bit of thought into yours, I noticed.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2021 05:25 PM (+BMD8)

231 Regarding the spooners, Brits are known as poofters. Ask any Ozzie or Kiwi.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 25, 2021 05:19 PM (DMUuz)

Or Archie Bunker

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 25, 2021 05:25 PM (4I/2K)

232 225 In the same vein as eating bugs is good for the environment, Dennis Prager earlier today discussed a recent headline at Vogue.co.uk:

"Is Having A Baby In 2021 Pure Environmental Vandalism?"

This death cult won't be satisfied until all human life (including their own subhuman lives) on the planet is extinguished.
Posted by: ShainS at May 25, 2021 05:25 PM (lqF2g)

Which is wiping out the death cult needs to be at the top of our priority list.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 25, 2021 05:25 PM (z5Vrg)

233 Antchiladas.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2021 05:25 PM (vI0hY)

234 Truth be told, I've got nothing here.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2021 05:25 PM (m45I2)

235 So does Demi Lovato, in the spirit of competition, need to chop her tits off too? Let the best narcissistic sociopath win!
Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 25, 2021 05:21 PM

Speaking of, dear iHeart Radio app....I'm sick of hearing from Demi Lovato and Iggy Azalea(whotf is she?) Interview other people!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 05:26 PM (rBtIz)

236 >>they're probably working on a cow pandemic


Nope, outlawing farming:

Oregon initiative would ban animal slaughter, breeding

An Oregon ballot initiative proposed for 2022 would effectively criminalize the farming of food animals in the state by classifying their slaughter as aggravated abuse and redefining artificial insemination and castration as sexual assault.

Initiative Petition 13, filed with Oregon elections officials in November, would remove farmer exemptions from existing laws barring animal cruelty and specifically target practices used for "(b)reeding domestic, livestock, and equine animals," according to the text of the initiative. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2021 05:26 PM (bDqIh)

237 Ladybug Fingers

Posted by: wth at May 25, 2021 05:26 PM (v0R5T)

238 I'm not going any farther down the scale than mud bugs.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2021 05:26 PM (jK0Aw)

239 You know who used to cuddle? Arctic explorers stranded on the ice for months at a time. Three to a sleeping bag, with guys who haven't bathed in months who have been subsisting on blubber and boiled seal skin.

Posted by: f'd at May 25, 2021 05:26 PM (Tnijr)

240 Remember those episodes where I had cancer of the tits? I banged a nurse and went on a rampage. Good stuff.

Posted by: Archer at May 25, 2021 05:26 PM (gmo/4)

241 Google changed the search to reflect the most recent news. They did that three hours ago.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 25, 2021 05:22 PM (hKTv



Because they were being called out.

Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2021 05:27 PM (vMCab)

242 wth, that line made think of that cheesy 70s song, but redone:

If you like cicada tostadas,
and getting chips in your brain.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 25, 2021 05:27 PM (hIIDI)

243 Salt and Pepper and Gnats.
Adobo with Mites.

Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at May 25, 2021 05:27 PM (qpX6U)

244 You are all fags. I'm freezing but I'm dying straight.
Posted by: Archer at May 25, 2021 05:21 PM (gmo/4)
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I'm not--and I'm PROUD to say it.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:27 PM (wX0ke)

245 So Chinese restaurants will start serving caterpillars.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 25, 2021 05:27 PM (2DOZq)

246 Beetle Joooooos must die!!!

Posted by: the squad at May 25, 2021 05:27 PM (UHVv4)

247
Boy, that gay marriage thingy put us on a slippery slope. Couldn't have seen this shit coming.

Posted by: WeBoned! at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM


Yes and No. I'll hit it the other way. I wish the state would have stayed out of ceremonies celebrating binding adult contracts in the late 20th century. No church owes me a ceremony, either.

I want Chad and Steve to enjoy the marriage tax penalty.


Posted by: Silver Bullet at May 25, 2021 05:27 PM (ILmBq)

248 Georgia Leach Pie.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2021 05:28 PM (axyOa)

249 Georgia Leach Cobbler > Georgia Leach Pie

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 25, 2021 05:28 PM (yQpMk)

250 You know who used to cuddle? Arctic explorers stranded on the ice for months at a time. Three to a sleeping bag, with guys who haven't bathed in months who have been subsisting on blubber and boiled seal skin.
Posted by: f'd at May 25, 2021 05:26 PM (Tnijr)

Could you eat the frozen corpse of someone you had cuddled with?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 25, 2021 05:28 PM (cSyAR)

251 You know who used to cuddle?

Posted by: f'd at May 25, 2021 05:26 PM (Tnijr)
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Hitler?

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:28 PM (wX0ke)

252 Any predictions on when Dear old "Elliot" is found dangling from an extension cord?

I'll give it a year.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 25, 2021 05:29 PM (nxdel)

253 Frank Luntz's pool boy and professional ponce, Kevin McCarthy is getting hammered like the dumbbell he is over his comments on Marjorie Taylor Green. It's hilarious because he's so pathetic.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 25, 2021 05:29 PM (zeMLQ)

254 Are Literally Hitler and Adolph Hitler the same guy?

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:29 PM (wX0ke)

255
British researchers

_________

Well, that's a tell.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2021 05:29 PM (mht8P)

256 Cheese smelt.

Posted by: ShainS at May 25, 2021 05:29 PM (lqF2g)

257 French Flies.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 25, 2021 05:29 PM (hKTv8)

258 THE MEN SAID THEY WERE OKAY WITH MAN-ON-MAN CUDDLING AND SPOONING

Brits.

Good Lord, how Britain has fallen.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2021 05:29 PM (YqDXo)

259 256 Cheese smelt.
Posted by: ShainS at May 25, 2021 05:29 PM (lqF2g)


Stinking Bishop?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 25, 2021 05:30 PM (PiwSw)

260 THE MEN SAID THEY WERE OKAY WITH MAN-ON-MAN CUDDLING AND SPOONING

Brits.

Good Lord, how Britain has fallen.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2021 05:29 PM (YqDXo)
---
The upper lip is not the only think stiff anymore.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:30 PM (wX0ke)

261 redefining artificial insemination and castration as sexual assault.

So, totes OK if you do that to yourself? OK, Oregon is gone. Now I understand why the eastern part of the state was to secede and join Idaho.

Posted by: Archer at May 25, 2021 05:30 PM (gmo/4)

262 Lizzy gets it.

"You may not be interested in politics; but politics is interested in you." -- that Trotsky dude, who had an ice axe interested in him.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 25, 2021 05:30 PM (hIIDI)

263 Maybe all british athletes ages 18 and 19 are fags or maybe trans

Posted by: havelhavolim at May 25, 2021 05:30 PM (fLpTX)

264 I'm not going any farther down the scale than mud bugs.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2021 05:26 PM (jK0Aw)


Without clear well-defined standards, we are little better than the animals of the field!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 25, 2021 05:30 PM (hOUT3)

265 Initiative Petition 13, filed with Oregon elections officials in November, would remove farmer exemptions from existing laws barring animal cruelty and specifically target practices used for "(b)reeding domestic, livestock, and equine animals," according to the text of the initiative. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25,

This is the craziest thing I have ever seen. Some of my friends run cattle in Oregon as well as here.
Insane in the membrane

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 25, 2021 05:31 PM (4tfcV)

266 England is a fag country!

Posted by: Archie Bunker at May 25, 2021 05:31 PM (LilNs)

267 Nope, outlawing farming:

Oregon initiative would ban animal slaughter, breeding

An Oregon ballot initiative proposed for 2022 would effectively criminalize the farming of food animals in the state by classifying their slaughter as aggravated abuse and redefining artificial insemination and castration as sexual assault.

Initiative Petition 13, filed with Oregon elections officials in November, would remove farmer exemptions from existing laws barring animal cruelty and specifically target practices used for "(b)reeding domestic, livestock, and equine animals," according to the text of the initiative. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2021 05:26 PM (bDqIh)
***

These people are effing insane.
Its all about how much they can get away with. Fu*k things up so badly that even if you lose an election, it can't be undone.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2021 05:31 PM (axyOa)

268 Friday night is Silverfish Fry Night.

Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at May 25, 2021 05:31 PM (qpX6U)

269 Poor Ellen/Eliot will possibly be dead within five years. There's a high rate of suicide among transgenders and gender dysmorphia is not cured by loping parts of one's body off.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2021 05:31 PM (k39e/)

270 I have no words...

@Breaking911
·
1m
PRES. BIDEN: George Floyd's daughter Gianna "threw her arms around me, gave me a big hug - and wanted to sit in my lap."

"My wife would kill me - we gave her some ice cream, she had some Cheetos, and I think she had some chocolate milk," POTUS says.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2021 05:31 PM (nI1Kq)

271 Ellen Page shows off the butchery in a photo that garners praise from the media.

It's circumcision scar?

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 25, 2021 05:31 PM (4I/2K)

272
Iggy Azalea thinks there's a highway between L.A. and Tokyo, so there's that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 25, 2021 05:31 PM (Uh2oA)

273 256 Cheese smelt.
Posted by: ShainS at May 25, 2021 05:29 PM (lqF2g)

-----

Wait, we're not doing fish puns?

Posted by: ShainS at May 25, 2021 05:31 PM (lqF2g)

274 258 THE MEN SAID THEY WERE OKAY WITH MAN-ON-MAN CUDDLING AND SPOONING

Brits.

Good Lord, how Britain has fallen.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2021 05:29 PM (YqDXo)

Ernest Shackleton probably let it slide, however.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 25, 2021 05:31 PM (hKTv8)

275 Don't fart under the sheets!

Posted by: Arctic Explorer at May 25, 2021 05:32 PM (v0R5T)

276 "You may not be interested in politics; but politics is interested in you." -- that Trotsky dude, who had an ice axe interested in him.
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 25, 2021 05:30 PM

Were you on my zoom conference this afternoon?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 05:32 PM (rBtIz)

277 Maybe all british athletes ages 18 and 19 are fags or maybe trans
Posted by: havelhavolim at May 25, 2021 05:30 PM (fLpTX)


Methinks the "british" qualifier explains a lot!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 25, 2021 05:32 PM (hOUT3)

278 Hitler. Literally Hitler.

Posted by: Agent 88 at May 25, 2021 05:32 PM (UHVv4)

279 If a quantum shotgun was at my head, i might cuddle a bug.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 25, 2021 05:32 PM (DAylg)

280 so anyway... last evening, i was out in the garage,trying to figure out what to do with all the shit in front of the reloading cabinet, when a long, low box caught my eye...thought to myself, "i wonder WTF is in there?", as it has been a few years since i was inside.

but i could reach the packing box, and pulled out one of 10 matching interior boxes, and realized it was the Mother Load: each one contains 1000 SB large rifle magnum primers... WOOT!

a veritable embarrassment of riches, as it were.

fortunately, i have no shame

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 25, 2021 05:33 PM (DhT1M)

281 Centi peas.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 25, 2021 05:33 PM (2DOZq)

282 Anyway, like I was sayin', beetle is the fruit of the woods. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, beetle kabobs, beetle creole, beetle gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple beetle, lemon beetle, coconut beetle, pepper beetle, beetle soup, beetle stew, beetle salad, beetle and potatoes, beetle burger, beetle sandwich. That- that's about it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 25, 2021 05:33 PM (yQpMk)

283 So, dinner to go from Long John Silverfish?

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 25, 2021 05:33 PM (hIIDI)

284 Dung Beetle Patty

Posted by: wth at May 25, 2021 05:33 PM (v0R5T)

285 >>This is the craziest thing I have ever seen. Some of my friends run cattle in Oregon as well as here.
Insane in the membrane


Yup. They're going for the brass ring with this one.
Anything short of it will then be labeled a reasonable limitation, Overton Window moved, on to the next incremental push to make us all vegan.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2021 05:33 PM (bDqIh)

286 Are Literally Hitler and Adolph Hitler the same guy?
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:29 PM (wX0ke)

---------

He's the guy who killed Hitler.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 05:33 PM (kTF2Z)

287 Yes and No. I'll hit it the other way. I wish the state would have stayed out of ceremonies celebrating binding adult contracts in the late 20th century. No church owes me a ceremony, either.

I want Chad and Steve to enjoy the marriage tax penalty.


Posted by: Silver Bullet at May 25, 2021 05:27 PM (ILmBq)


What's your stance on Chad and Steve raising adopted little Johnny?

Posted by: WeBoned! at May 25, 2021 05:33 PM (8k7U7)

288 You are all fags. I'm freezing but I'm dying straight.
----------------
If you were starving would you eat Steve?

Posted by: dartist at May 25, 2021 05:33 PM (+ya+t)

289 Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2021 05:19 PM (vMCab)

Lots of people pre 2016 were ready to coronate Walker immediately and he ended up looking like a Rodham level campaign buffoon minus the fake black accent.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 25, 2021 05:33 PM (y7DUB)

290 Don't fart under the sheets!
Posted by: Arctic Explorer at May 25, 2021 05:32 PM (v0R5T)
---
But it adds warmth. Just keep your head above it.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:33 PM (wX0ke)

291 G'rump928(c), *snort*. Thank you.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 25, 2021 05:34 PM (hIIDI)

292 From the phrasing it seems that Mr. Chung was trying to get in as minority hire. If so, i'm not sympathetic to him, though the NFL is trash.

Posted by: havelhavolim at May 25, 2021 05:34 PM (fLpTX)

293 Posted by: Silver Bullitt at May 25, 2021 05:14 PM (jvt6t)
This is like me working on a job - and looking over - and seeing a fan. Weird - but nice.

Posted by: Silver Bullet at May 25, 2021 05:34 PM (ILmBq)

294
You think George Will is going to get any pushback? He doesn't talk to, listen to or read anyone's opinions that are different than his. He just sits on Sunday talk shows yammering with other like-minded guests. His understanding of any thought outside The Bubble is negligible. He's never been west of Point of Rocks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2021 05:34 PM (mht8P)

295 Iggy Azalea thinks there's a highway between L.A. and Tokyo, so there's that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 25, 2021 05:31 PM (Uh2oA)

---
there is one from LA to Canada... it's called the 210.

(old radio commercial, from back when LA radio was listenable)

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 25, 2021 05:35 PM (DhT1M)

296 Breaking news: George Floyd has been drug-free for the last year!

Posted by: Cosda at May 25, 2021 05:35 PM (FU8kS)

297 Ocean City, NJ, restaurant uses a robotic server in order to cope with labor shortage.

I think Instapundit linked this with the commentary, "FIGHT FOR FIFTEEN!"

Yes, at some price point, a robot becomes more economical than a worker.

*

Insert art exhibit that requires person to turn handle on machine to dump out pennies at the minimum wage rate, and the exhibit beside it detailing how much a motor costs to produce and run 24 hours a day nonstop.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 25, 2021 05:35 PM (WQrYW)

298 rum, sodomy, and the lash minus the rum and lash

Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2021 05:35 PM (+BMD8)

299 >>"My wife would kill me - we gave her some ice cream, she had some Cheetos, and I think she had some chocolate milk," POTUS says.


Did she find the Werthers butterscotch candy in your pants pocket that you promised she could have if she found it, Uncle Badtouch?!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2021 05:35 PM (bDqIh)

300
Ernest Shackleton probably let it slide, however.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

__________

Sir Ernest was no poofter.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2021 05:36 PM (mht8P)

301 I'm sorry, I should have asked on the previous thread, but that photo of Kevin McCarthy and some other dude, just who is the other dude? Why is the picture embarrassing?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 25, 2021 05:36 PM (AUSXF)

302 I'd be more impressed with Elliot Page if she got traps instead of the six pack.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 25, 2021 05:36 PM (2DOZq)

303 "My wife would kill me - we gave her some ice cream, she had some Cheetos, and I think she had some chocolate milk," POTUS says.
-------------
That 27mil sure went fast.

Posted by: dartist at May 25, 2021 05:37 PM (+ya+t)

304 redefining artificial insemination and castration as sexual assault.

In animals, right? Not in people. Otherwise they'd ban turkey basters and sex change operations.

Which they should, instead of the animal bit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2021 05:37 PM (YqDXo)

305 Don't fart under the sheets!
Posted by: Arctic Explorer
---
But it adds warmth. Just keep your head above it.
Posted by: Axeman


Only if you light it. ANd if you do, you might be launched out of the bed.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2021 05:37 PM (nI1Kq)

306 Baked potatoes with butterflies and sour cream

OK, I'm running low on ideas here

Posted by: wth at May 25, 2021 05:37 PM (v0R5T)

307
Yup. They're going for the brass ring with this one.
Anything short of it will then be labeled a reasonable limitation, Overton Window moved, on to the next incremental push to make us all vegan.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2021 05:33 PM (bDqIh)

The people that wrote this and agree with it have never worked at a dairy or seen a cow/calf operation.
They want us all as living as peasants.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 25, 2021 05:38 PM (4tfcV)

308 At 302 comments, perhaps this has already been said, but straight men do not cuddle. They do not even cuddle Kate Upton, unless they thought there was a chance of rough sex.

Men do not cuddle other men, unless they are homosexual.

Posted by: Wade Hampton at May 25, 2021 05:38 PM (Su9Le)

309 Uh, "no"....

You hug your most intimate male friends in private if they need it.

Jesus God in heaven they win an election largely through coordinated fraud and they think they have the Chinese "mandate of heaven."

Posted by: sven at May 25, 2021 05:39 PM (Lzpvj)

310 308 Don't fart under the sheets!
Posted by: Arctic Explorer
---
But it adds warmth. Just keep your head above it.
Posted by: Axeman

Only if you light it. ANd if you do, you might be launched out of the bed.
Posted by: weft cut-loop


I thought that was as called a "Dutch Oven."

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2021 05:39 PM (W2Pud)

311 You know who used to cuddle? Arctic explorers stranded on the ice for months at a time. Three to a sleeping bag, with guys who haven't bathed in months who have been subsisting on blubber and boiled seal skin.
Posted by: f'd


"Jesus H. Christ! Who farted?"
"Does it matter?"

Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2021 05:39 PM (OCTRt)

312 What's your stance on Chad and Steve raising adopted little Johnny?

Posted by: WeBoned! at May 25, 2021 05:33 PM (8k7U7)

Good, honest question. Ever been around these kids ? Or the adopters ? I have.
They've screwed (no pun intended) once the state gets a grip. We'd be better off with unwanted kids work and education camps. I'm not kidding on that. But - as we do this - two queers probably ain't all that higher up on the threat tree than a monogamous pair that routinely runs those kids in and out of their home. If I was in charge - queers adopt girls and dikes adopt boys. But that shit wouldn't work much better. It sucks all around.

Posted by: Silver Bullet at May 25, 2021 05:39 PM (ILmBq)

313 Just curious ladies, have you been told to smile by some asshole and if you knew them were they a liberal douche?

--

When I was taking evening classes at Rollins College in Winter Park, FL, I was walking to my car and in the lot was a guy walking up to me. He told me I should smile. I was like, wth? I don't walk to my car or down the street with a permanent grin on my face. I think he was just trying to be cute, or maybe use it as a convo starter. I got the hell outta there.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 25, 2021 05:39 PM (O+I8R)

314 British researchers hypothesized that yes, gender boundaries are
expanding. To prove it, they talked to 40 straight male athletes aged 18
and 19, which the study labels the typical arbiters of masculinity, to
see if they've ever cuddled and spooned with another man before. The
researchers figured that, if gender norms are changing, more straight
men will say they're okay with cuddling and spooning with another man.

Well, among British researchers that might be true. Any man tries to light his rocket into my personal space is going to have a problem.

Posted by: pep at May 25, 2021 05:39 PM (v16oJ)

315 312 Posted by: Wade Hampton at May 25, 2021 05:38 PM (Su9Le)

The number of males I have ever given a quick shoulder hug not my son are less than two hands worth.

Posted by: sven at May 25, 2021 05:39 PM (Lzpvj)

316 Ernest Shackleton probably let it slide, however.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

__________

Sir Ernest was no poofter.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2021 05:36 PM (mht8P)

Crowding together in a hole in the ground because it's twenty degrees and howling wind isn't cuddling.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at May 25, 2021 05:40 PM (gAFsE)

317
"It is a straight line from the fall of the Bastille to the rise of denim [jeans]."

Posted by: George Will (I actually said this. I'm very profound.) at May 25, 2021 05:40 PM (Uh2oA)

318 rum, sodomy, and the lash minus the rum and lash
Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2021 05:35 PM (+BMD
---
The sodomy makes it hard to sleep.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:40 PM (wX0ke)

319 As predicted. Gay sex is becoming mandatory. I won't comply.



Hint I was abused as a young man by the person that was best male friend. (he went after many many people, (other boys all younger). I would not want to be the one who wanted to take me now. One or if needed both of us would die.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at May 25, 2021 05:40 PM (0OmEj)

320 Ore-gone.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2021 05:41 PM (jK0Aw)

321 258 THE MEN SAID THEY WERE OKAY WITH MAN-ON-MAN CUDDLING AND SPOONING



Brits.



Good Lord, how Britain has fallen.

it's a man's life in britain.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 25, 2021 05:41 PM (v3pYe)

322 "Jesus H. Christ! Who farted?"
"Does it matter?"
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2021 05:39 PM (OCTRt)


"Brrrr. Quick, do another one!"

Posted by: wth at May 25, 2021 05:41 PM (v0R5T)

323 Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 25, 2021 05:36 PM (AUSXF)


It's Frank Luntz, as for the embarrassment that's McCarthy.

Posted by: WeBoned! at May 25, 2021 05:42 PM (8k7U7)

324 If you're allergic to shellfish you will be allergic to insects.

Posted by: Just a side note at May 25, 2021 05:42 PM (2DOZq)

325 >Thirty-seven of 40 respondents also said they previously cuddled with another man.


yeah right- Thirty-seven of the 40 respondents are actually gay

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 25, 2021 05:42 PM (iTXRQ)

326 I'm still waiting for some self respecting black man to call Puddin out in Secret Service intervention terms. I'm

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 25, 2021 05:42 PM (y7DUB)

327 Look at all those idiots at the FEMA table, all ass kissers, butt lickers, and yes, spooners. Joe babbles and they all look like it's manna from heaven dropping on their plates.

Abolish FEMA.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 25, 2021 05:43 PM (R/m4+)

328 >>Just curious ladies, have you been told to smile by some asshole and if you knew them were they a liberal douche?


Maybe? That's not the sort of thing I remember.
There's something weird about cataloging every douchebag comment and failed attempt to hit on you and then endlessly whining about it.

Here's a thought: maybe people tell you to smile because you're always frowning in anger?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2021 05:43 PM (bDqIh)

329 I am lying.

Posted by: Guy who always lies at May 25, 2021 05:43 PM (wX0ke)

330 Pride is the original sin yet I fly the flag I take pride in every day, all year long. Don't need no stinkin celebration month. Are the alphabet people humble the ither 11 months?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * humble MURICAN! at May 25, 2021 05:43 PM (exIp5)

331 Just that one time when it was 20 below.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 25, 2021 04:53 PM (yQpMk)


Or 35 above and raining like a bitch on 3 men in a hole. Full clothed of course.

Posted by: Javems at May 25, 2021 05:43 PM (8SSHh)

332 THE MEN SAID THEY WERE OKAY WITH MAN-ON-MAN CUDDLING AND SPOONING
.......

It's like Naked and Afraid without the ugly chicks.

Posted by: wth at May 25, 2021 05:44 PM (v0R5T)

333 >To prove it, they talked to 40 straight male athletes aged 18 and 19, which the study labels the typical arbiters of masculinity


no, they aren't

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 25, 2021 05:44 PM (iTXRQ)

334 Tard Troll is back and needs fumigation.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2021 05:44 PM (nI1Kq)

335 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 25, 2021 05:44 PM (II3Gr)

336 Adolf is the guy who killed Hitler
LoL

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 05:45 PM (Cxk7w)

337 If you're allergic to shellfish you will be allergic to insects.
Posted by: Just a side note at May 25, 2021 05:42 PM (2DOZq)
.........

Don't eat shellfish and insects if you're allergic to shellfish and insects.

Posted by: wth at May 25, 2021 05:45 PM (v0R5T)

338 British researchers hypothesized that yes, gender boundaries are
expanding. To prove it, they talked to 40 straight male athletes aged 18
and 19, which the study labels the typical arbiters of masculinity, to
see if they've ever cuddled and spooned with another man before. The
researchers figured that, if gender norms are changing, more straight
men will say they're okay with cuddling and spooning with another man.
Well, among British researchers that might be true. Any man tries to light his rocket into my personal space is going to have a problem.
Posted by: pep at May 25, 2021 05:39 PM (v16oJ)

"Hello, young man. I'm an academic you've never met before, who may or may not be hostile to you or have an ulterior motive. Would you care to ask this bizarre, invasive question in a way that you think will make me go away and nod, or would you like to espouse Wrong Think and run the risk that I'll put you on blast in public because I'm a spiteful c*nt?"

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at May 25, 2021 05:45 PM (gAFsE)

339 the last man I hugged was the oncologist who told me my cancer was gone

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 25, 2021 05:45 PM (iTXRQ)

340 >>> If you're allergic to shellfish you will be allergic to insects.
Posted by: Just a side note at May 25, 2021 05:42 PM (2DOZq)


I've also heard that some chocolate allergies are actually allergies to the bugs that get mixed up with cocoa beans. One of those "people say" things that's on the internet and probably just made up.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2021 05:45 PM (+BMD8)

341
An unidentified team in the Woke NFL

I *think* he was with the Philadelphia Eagles... the same Philadelphia Eagles are having a 'George Floyd Night' this season.

The same Philadelphia Eagles will not be receiving one dollar of my wealth from me this season, or ever again. Let the homeless, wife-beating, resisting arrest, lowlife, bad currency passing, line the players pockets.

Posted by: Pubic Service Announcement at May 25, 2021 05:45 PM (N/gDA)

342 338 Posted by: DB- just DB at May 25, 2021 05:44 PM (iTXRQ)

They used soccer players for the control group...

Posted by: sven at May 25, 2021 05:45 PM (Lzpvj)

343 Here's a thought: maybe people tell you to smile because you're always frowning in anger?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2021 05:43 PM (bDqIh)
---
Allen F-ing Funt told a lot of women to smile!

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:45 PM (wX0ke)

344 340 What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 25, 2021 05:44 PM (II3Gr)

On any given day I have a lot of regrets on doing chemo, and no intention of doing it the next go round.

Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 05:45 PM (Ojki1)

345 Eat a grasshopper. Drink a grasshopper.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2021 05:46 PM (63Dwl)

346 Sounds legit.

Posted by: Captain Ned, Raging Queen at May 25, 2021 05:46 PM (4I/2K)

347 Don't eat shellfish and insects if you're allergic to shellfish and insects.
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2021 05:45 PM (v0R5T)



Side effects may include hives, sleeplessness, needing to sleep, loss of coordination, sudden death, and dry mouth.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 25, 2021 05:46 PM (yQpMk)

348 Adolf is the guy who killed Hitler
LoL
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 05:45 PM (Cxk7w)
---
And then Bigfoot?

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:47 PM (wX0ke)

349 like, wth? I don't walk to my car or down the street with a permanent grin on my face. I think he was just trying to be cute, or maybe use it as a convo starter. I got the hell outta there.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 25, 2021 05:39

I've had dudes say smile to me in the same type of situations. I agree with you on the motivation of the guy saying it.
Who walks around smiling like a lunatic by themselves?

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 25, 2021 05:47 PM (4tfcV)

350 >>Allen F-ing Funt told a lot of women to smile!


Was that the Candid Camera guy?
Maybe it's a generational thing?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2021 05:47 PM (bDqIh)

351 Check out the new meaning for the acronym MSM at this story. Follow the link from Instapundit.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/451871/

Posted by: zmdavid at May 25, 2021 05:47 PM (xqRaG)

352
I am dedicating this intestinal sculpture to George Floyd.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 25, 2021 05:47 PM (SM7OE)

353
Besides, when your ridiculous little leaky jimcrack boat is being tossed around in the southern Atlantic while you try to find the tiny speck of South Georgia, you're freezing, your fresh water is running out and your deck and sails are coated with ice, spooning isn't what you're thinking of.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2021 05:47 PM (mht8P)

354 Pretty sure cancel culture makes any and all polls and scientific studies null and void.

And this question honestly, expect if that answer would get your life ruined...

Take your time

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 05:47 PM (4fSQf)

355 354 Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:47 PM (wX0ke)

Lincoln dodged...

Posted by: sven at May 25, 2021 05:47 PM (Lzpvj)

356 354 Adolf is the guy who killed Hitler
LoL
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 05:45 PM (Cxk7w)
---
And then Bigfoot?
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:47 PM (wX0ke)

Nah, that was Sam Elliot.

Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 05:48 PM (Ojki1)

357 Insomniac, the stupid is going to consume itself. I wish them to proceed at fast forward.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2021 05:48 PM (jK0Aw)

358
the last man I hugged was the oncologist who told me my cancer was gone

The dude that gave my wife the epidural for our second kid said something about giving her a hug. I told him, if he'd stop her crying, I'd join in.

Posted by: Silver Bullet at May 25, 2021 05:48 PM (ILmBq)

359 Read this couple hours ago
https://thefederalist.com/mark zuckerberg should never be allowed to touch u-s elections again

On the other hand should be cleaning out casinos because everywhere he sunk money Sundowner won except in Texas where Sundowner beat out every other country for him.

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 05:48 PM (Cxk7w)

360 British researchers hypothesized that yes, gender boundaries are expanding. To prove it, they talked to 40 straight male athletes aged 18 and 19, which the study labels the typical arbiters of masculinity, to see if they've ever cuddled and spooned with another man before. The
researchers figured that, if gender norms are changing, more straight men will say they're okay with cuddling and spooning with another man.


I have a question: what exactly prompted them to make this "study?"

Or is that a stupid question?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2021 05:48 PM (YqDXo)

361 I hug guys all the time...in church. And heck, even in church, we do a proper bro hug.

Outside of church?

No.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 25, 2021 05:48 PM (2SdPm)

362 355 Posted by: CaliGirl at May 25, 2021 05:47 PM (4tfcV)

Well CaliGirl I have often been complimented on my grin...

You can see it in crowds.

Posted by: sven at May 25, 2021 05:49 PM (Lzpvj)

363 Lincoln dodged...
Posted by: sven at May 25, 2021 05:47 PM (Lzpvj)
---
He could Ford to.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:49 PM (wX0ke)

364 I have a question: what exactly prompted them to make this "study?"

Or is that a stupid question?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2021 05:48 PM (YqDXo)
----------

Oh, I know, pick me!

The people running the study were looking for a predetermined outcome, and, therefore, ran the study so as to confirm their bias.

What do I win?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 25, 2021 05:50 PM (2SdPm)

365 369 Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:49 PM (wX0ke)

These four words would have saved Abe....

"Mother it's a rerun."

Posted by: sven at May 25, 2021 05:50 PM (Lzpvj)

366 Snuggle me, Asshopper.

Posted by: Master Chang at May 25, 2021 05:50 PM (UHVv4)

367 Hiya Ben Had!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2021 05:50 PM (W2Pud)

368 Would whoever tells Kamala "Heels Up" Harris to smile please goddamn STOP IT?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2021 05:50 PM (YqDXo)

369 In the spirit of generosity, I'm willing to donate my cicada rations, indeed all my bug rations, to whatever leftist wishes to feast on them. Bon appetit, and don't say I never did anything for you!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 25, 2021 05:51 PM (k4dH2)

370 370 Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 25, 2021 05:50 PM (2SdPm)

Unwanted rectal sexual congress...

//The Glee Gang's Ulterior Motive

Posted by: sven at May 25, 2021 05:51 PM (Lzpvj)

371 Only fags like man on man cuddling.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 25, 2021 05:51 PM (w5raC)

372 Anything to push the narrative is why they made this study

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 05:51 PM (Cxk7w)

373
I have a question: what exactly prompted them to make this "study?"

Or is that a stupid question?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2021 05:48 PM (YqDXo)

So they could have a "Everyone is gay" article for pride month. Helps set the stage as Bob Hope once joked for [Homosexuality] to become mandatory.

Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 05:51 PM (Ojki1)

374 >>like, wth? I don't walk to my car or down the street with a permanent grin on my face. I think he was just trying to be cute, or maybe use it as a convo starter. I got the hell outta there.


Yeah, that's creepy.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2021 05:51 PM (bDqIh)

375 Reflection on my hash: The woke is broke.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:51 PM (wX0ke)

376 Here's a thought: maybe people tell you to smile because you're always frowning in anger?
--------------
Resting bitch face is a real thing.

Posted by: dartist at May 25, 2021 05:52 PM (+ya+t)

377 374 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2021 05:50 PM (YqDXo)

Smiling is a predatory holdover, she telegraphs when she is threatened or sense weakness with it.

Posted by: sven at May 25, 2021 05:52 PM (Lzpvj)

378 Oh, I know, pick me!

The people running the study were looking for a predetermined outcome, and, therefore, ran the study so as to confirm their bias.

What do I win?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 25, 2021 05:50 PM


Obviously, a hug from some dude with a tent in his pants. Second prize is two hugs from the same dude.

Posted by: Pubic Service Announcement at May 25, 2021 05:52 PM (N/gDA)

379 I am dedicating this intestinal sculpture to George Floyd.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 25, 2021 05:47 PM (SM7OE)

Mine was more like free form canvas art.

Posted by: Captain Splatter at May 25, 2021 05:52 PM (v0R5T)

380 Bees and Berries.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 25, 2021 05:52 PM (r+sAi)

381 CaliGirl, I have to fess up. I smile all the time.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2021 05:52 PM (jK0Aw)

382 Farts freeze at -70. You can save them up and pack them in ice but they still thaw out. You need liquid nitrogen to keep that shit solid.

Posted by: f'd at May 25, 2021 05:53 PM (Tnijr)

383 People used to tell me to smile.
I hated it.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 25, 2021 05:53 PM (cSyAR)

384 I have a question: what exactly prompted them to make this "study?"Or is that a stupid question?
Pretty sure there may have been an Amazon gift card involved.
Or a bj. Perhaps both?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 25, 2021 05:53 PM (HaL55)

385 359
Besides, when your ridiculous little leaky jimcrack boat is being tossed around in the southern Atlantic while you try to find the tiny speck of South Georgia, you're freezing, your fresh water is running out and your deck and sails are coated with ice, spooning isn't what you're thinking of.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2021 05:47 PM (mht8P)


Either the greatest feat of navigation in history, or the greatest piece of luck in history. I vote for greatest feat of navigation. Pretty f'n good seamanship, too.

Posted by: Gref at May 25, 2021 05:53 PM (AMIL/)

386 "People think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time."

-Ozzy Osbourne

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 25, 2021 05:54 PM (iTXRQ)

387 Let's see
9/11 - 3000 dead, billions in damages, millions out of jobs and livelihood temporary
Jan 6 - 1 dead, 2 windows broke, maybe $125.00

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 05:54 PM (Cxk7w)

388 George Floyd gave his life to give us this day to remember him, giving his life.

Posted by: Nana Pelosi at May 25, 2021 05:54 PM (wX0ke)

389 They literally want to make us all a bunch of bug-eating fagz.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 25, 2021 05:55 PM (II3Gr)

390 390 Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 25, 2021 05:53 PM (cSyAR)

People who do not make a living faking being pleasant resent the attempt to control their emotions.

On the other hand those of us who do make a living faking being pleasant can and do engage in "unhelpful compliance."

You tell me to smile you'll think Jack Napier is about to visit batman's mom and dad in an alley.

Posted by: sven at May 25, 2021 05:55 PM (Lzpvj)

391 391 I have a question: what exactly prompted them to make this "study?"Or is that a stupid question?
Pretty sure there may have been an Amazon gift card involved.
Or a bj. Perhaps both?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 25, 2021 05:53 PM (HaL55)

Pretty sure any study that offers a BJ if you say you cuddled with another guy isn't going to be attracting the "severely heterosexual" crowd.

Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 05:55 PM (Ojki1)

392 398 Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 05:55 PM (Ojki1)

"giving or receiving?"

//Tragically straight respondent

Posted by: sven at May 25, 2021 05:56 PM (Lzpvj)

393 I smile more now than I used to.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 25, 2021 05:56 PM (cSyAR)

394 All of us who are vets treasure our personal space. Having had it limited for a bit. Straight men don't cuddle but have been known to exist closer to other men than they would like. Its not that great. Men suck.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at May 25, 2021 05:56 PM (0OmEj)

395 If voting is still actually a thing we can do in 2024, there will probably be running gun fights in many cities and locales.

And if Trump runs, he may need 100 million votes to win, which he might get.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 25, 2021 05:56 PM (px53t)

396
Adolf is the guy who killed Hitler
LoL
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 05:45 PM (Cxk7w)
---
And then Bigfoot?
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:47 PM (wX0ke)


We joke, but that flick wasn't really about Hitler. Or Bigfoot. It was more of a character study of an old man in the twilight of his life. Sam Elliot gave a great, subtle performance in that one.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 25, 2021 05:57 PM (n+4am)

397 396 They literally want to make us all a bunch of bug-eating fagz.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 25, 2021 05:55 PM (II3Gr)

The ones that survive. They have plans to make that a not overly significant percentage of those currently alive.

Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 05:57 PM (Ojki1)

398 344 the last man I hugged was the oncologist who told me my cancer was gone

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 25, 2021 05:45 PM (iTXRQ)


Same here except she was a very nice looking divorcee. I'm sure it was my imagination but she seemed to linger just a bit when feeling the lymph nodes in my groinal area during my examinations.

Posted by: Javems at May 25, 2021 05:57 PM (8SSHh)

399 388 CaliGirl, I have to fess up. I smile all the time.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2021 05:52 PM (jK0Aw)

You're not a lunatic though.
I might smile if I said hello to someone. I don't smile when I'm alone.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 25, 2021 05:57 PM (4tfcV)

400 Eat Mor Bugz!

Posted by: Bug-Fil-A Chicken at May 25, 2021 05:57 PM (wX0ke)

401
Either the greatest feat of navigation in history, or the greatest piece of luck in history. I vote for greatest feat of navigation. Pretty f'n good seamanship, too.
Posted by: Gref at May 25, 2021 05:53 PM (AMIL/)

__________

Any episode of that expedition is an amazing standalone feat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2021 05:57 PM (mht8P)

402 pro tip: if you are allergic to shellfish, you are allergic to iodine. make sure that info goes into your medical charts, everywhere. many radiology tests are done "with contrast" and the contrast fluid almost always has an iodine component.

they infuse a bunch of that into your blood stream, and you'll never have to worry about getting another x-ray, unless the coroner wants one.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 25, 2021 05:57 PM (DhT1M)

403 Bug Bites - an appetizer

Posted by: wth at May 25, 2021 05:58 PM (v0R5T)

404 363 Insomniac, the stupid is going to consume itself. I wish them to proceed at fast forward.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2021 05:48 PM (jK0Aw)

From your keyboard to God's ears

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 25, 2021 05:58 PM (II3Gr)

405 I've seen women with rbf light up a room when they smile.
A beautiful woman with a beautiful smile is beautiful.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 25, 2021 05:58 PM (cSyAR)

406 damn c8 alarm went off for some reason. kids maybe?
Posted by: liar at May 25, 2021 05:57 PM (y4RCJ)
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It's much worse when the c4 alarm clock goes off.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:58 PM (wX0ke)

407 People who do not make a living faking being pleasant resent the attempt to control their emotions.On the other hand those of us who do make a living faking being pleasant can and do engage in "unhelpful compliance."
You tell me to smile you'll think Jack Napier is about to visit batman's mom and dad in an alley.

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
- Groucho Marx

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 25, 2021 05:58 PM (HaL55)

408 Let's see
9/11 - 3000 dead, billions in damages, millions out of jobs and livelihood temporary
Jan 6 - 1 dead, 2 windows broke, maybe $125.00

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 05:54 PM


You forgot Nancy Pelosi's laptop with her autographed video of 'Two Girls One Cup' which is considered priceless by the majority of Biden* voters.

Posted by: Pubic Service Announcement at May 25, 2021 05:59 PM (N/gDA)

409 ... to keep that shit solid.
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After forced veganism, Fudg-packSicles.

Posted by: Master Chang at May 25, 2021 05:59 PM (UHVv4)

410 You forgot the tweet where I talked about George Floyd's daughter and how much I really, really, really like little girls and how they all love to sit on my lap.

Posted by: President NPC at May 25, 2021 05:59 PM (FPuSC)

411 A smile from the right woman can make my knees weak.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 25, 2021 05:59 PM (cSyAR)

412 Master Chang is a wise man.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 25, 2021 05:59 PM (UHVv4)

413
Ben Had, they can be stupid longer than we can be free.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2021 06:00 PM (mht8P)

414 So John Cena had to bend the knee to China or else Hollywood would have blackballed him into unemployment.

Hollywood cares more about Chinese people paying to see their garbage than humans rights violations or slave labor making their iPhones.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 06:01 PM (4fSQf)

415 Nurse, you got mail.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2021 06:01 PM (jK0Aw)

416 Oh now who doesn't go in for some "just friends" spooning at deer camp?

So, I just saw Zach Snyder's zombie heist caper movie, and it was good dumb fun. And no masks required at the theater! So I'm happy. The mask mandate seems to be disappearing at grocery stores here.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2021 06:01 PM (Dc2NZ)

417 it's stupid to put "sharing a bed with a man" in the category of gay-like behavior in students.

Students are poor and frequently travel. When I went to DC on a weekend trip, five guys rented a single room with two double beds. Two guys on each bed, one guy on the cushions taken from the chair on the floor.

this is common among students. It's not "gay."...
This is expanding the definition of "gay behavior" to make as many guys "gay" as possible...
Posted by: ace at May 25, 2021 05:08

This was the "evidence" Lincoln was gay. When he was a poor young man moving to Springpatch from New Salem, he initially lodged w/ Joshua Speed, who offered him a room and shared bed. It was common custom at the time. Heck, traveling you may end up sharing a bed in the inn w/ one or more strangers.

Posted by: Farmer at May 25, 2021 06:01 PM (55Qr6)

418

Back from a productive afternoon running errands.

Click on the link to the Canadian actor's medical mutilation.

Right smack in the middle of the article there is an ad for high end Japanese kitchen knives.

The cat came and checked on me, apparently hoping I had a seizure so he could start eating dinner...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at May 25, 2021 06:01 PM (nILk6)

419 It's funny, some of these comments. If you were in -50F weather with no help in sight, you'd cuddle.

People smiling. A simple human interaction that means you're not an asshole.

But, hey, to each his own.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 06:02 PM (jvt6t)

420 A smile from the right woman can make my knees weak.

*fistbump* Nothing brightens my day quite like a smile from a pretty girl.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 25, 2021 06:02 PM (HaL55)

421 I've seen women with rbf light up a room when they smile.
A beautiful woman with a beautiful smile is beautiful.
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True! Rbf can also be used to communicate a "Don't even think about fvcking with me" vibe.

Posted by: dartist at May 25, 2021 06:02 PM (+ya+t)

422 Ben Had,
Received and responded!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2021 06:03 PM (W2Pud)

423 Either the greatest feat of navigation in history, or the greatest piece of luck in history. I vote for greatest feat of navigation. Pretty f'n good seamanship, too.
Posted by: Gref at May 25, 2021 05:53 PM (AMIL/)


Capt. Bligh's navigation across 3500 miles of ocean in an open boat - without losing anyone - has my vote for the greatest feat of navigation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2021 06:03 PM (YqDXo)

424 422 So John Cena had to bend the knee to China or else Hollywood would have blackballed him into unemployment.

Hollywood cares more about Chinese people paying to see their garbage than humans rights violations or slave labor making their iPhones.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 06:01 PM (4fSQf)

Hollywood saw what happened to Richard Gere over "Free Tibet." Suddenly rumors of gerbils in public and in private the PRC said no studio that hired him would have a market with them. And like that, *poof* one of the biggest stars of the day vanished and took the award show speeches and bumperstickers with him.

Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 06:03 PM (Ojki1)

425 409
Either the greatest feat of navigation in history, or the greatest piece of luck in history. I vote for greatest feat of navigation. Pretty f'n good seamanship, too.
Posted by: Gref at May 25, 2021 05:53 PM (AMIL/)

__________

Any episode of that expedition is an amazing standalone feat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2021 05:57 PM (mht8P)


Yes. After getting to South Georgia, they had immense trouble actually getting ashore due to the waves, then Shackleton and two of the boat's crew made a grueling trek across the island, over high ridges of icy volcanic rock to get to the whaling station on the east coast. Back when men were men, not Elliott Page.

Posted by: Gref at May 25, 2021 06:04 PM (AMIL/)

426
"Eat some bugs. Then stick it in a guy's ass. If you don't, you're a weirdo. We're the ones who are normal."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 25, 2021 06:05 PM (Uh2oA)

427 Ishmael met Queeg Queeg in bed at the beginning of Moby Dick. It's a pretty funny scene, no homo.

Posted by: f'd at May 25, 2021 06:05 PM (Tnijr)

428 It's funny, some of these comments. If you were in -50F weather with no help in sight, you'd cuddle.
...
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 06:02 PM (jvt6t)

That's not cuddling, that's huddling. Survival situations are different from spooning with a guy in college.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 25, 2021 06:05 PM (ifmtJ)

429 "actor" --> "actress"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2021 06:05 PM (YqDXo)

430 Sheesh, what a day.

Trying to catch up. This thread/post is the left saying suck the dick, right? And most of our comments are , nope, not happening.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 25, 2021 06:06 PM (VcFUs)

431 Ishmael met Queeg Queeg in bed at the beginning of Moby Dick. It's a pretty funny scene, no homo.
Posted by: f'd at May 25, 2021 06:05 PM (Tnijr)

Actually, kinda homo. There's lots of talk about being 'his wife' in the early part of the book. But...sailors.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 25, 2021 06:06 PM (ifmtJ)

432 windows broke, maybe $125.00
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 05:54 PM (Cxk7w)

In the land of 10k toilet seats?..2 million, minimum

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 25, 2021 06:06 PM (/6GbT)

433 I have a question: what exactly prompted them to make this "study?"Or is that a stupid question?

Buncha bros sitting around in a bathhouse have to do something during the refractory period.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 25, 2021 06:07 PM (H5knJ)

434 t's funny, some of these comments. If you were in -50F weather with no help in sight, you'd cuddle.
...
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 06:02 PM (jvt6t)

Sure, 39 of 40 randomly surveyed British guys have had that happen to them. Must have hit up the "Climb Everest!" club.

Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 06:07 PM (Ojki1)

435 You think that some of the same guys would say that if you really loved a girl, her strap-on is in no way as gay as it sounds.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 06:08 PM (wX0ke)

436 Later maybe but I don't think QQ used his harpoon that night.

Posted by: f'd at May 25, 2021 06:08 PM (Tnijr)

437 Soooo, I was pondering the whole social credit score nonsense, and, I was just trying to figure out how lenders are going to be able to use that metric to determine the creditworthiness of an applicant?

Though, I suppose, lenders won't dare turn down someone with a high social credit score, because then they'll get sued for discrimination against the "job challenged."

Is this where I sit back and laugh as all lenders go broke, or, watch as interest rates skyrocket due to lenders having to give money to anyone who says things in the correct manner?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 25, 2021 06:08 PM (2SdPm)

438 That's not cuddling, that's huddling. Survival situations are different from spooning with a guy in college.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 25, 2021 06:05 PM (ifmtJ)

Semantics. Up above it's all fag all the time on that very topic.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 06:08 PM (jvt6t)

439 British wankers

Posted by: Archer at May 25, 2021 06:08 PM (gmo/4)

440 Rbf can also be used to communicate a "Don't even think about fvcking with me" vibe.

___

Which is quite effective.

Posted by: SMH at May 25, 2021 06:08 PM (a/6Gi)

441
Of course our troll is an indigent who couldn't afford a Trabant. But part of me hopes his high-end cars shtick is real, that there is an alarm going off, and that a naked bath-salt cannibal is waiting in his garage with a knife and fork.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 25, 2021 06:09 PM (Uh2oA)

442 Had a nice round of golf today. Lovely weather, I played decent, and the cicada's were loud. Really loud. They are out in force in NoVA.

I see the world is still spiraling down a toilet filled with radioactive poop.

Now I'm off again. Got Bible Study tonight. Later.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 25, 2021 06:09 PM (sUR9f)

443 See! Human nature is a pragmatic thing at times:

@WashTimes 16m

EXCLUSIVE: One-third of Americans unwilling to spend $1 to fight climate change

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2021 06:09 PM (nI1Kq)

444 439 Sheesh, what a day.

Trying to catch up. This thread/post is the left saying suck the dick, right? And most of our comments are , nope, not happening.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 25, 2021 06:06 PM (VcFUs)

For men. Women apparently can't wait to act out those pron films with each other if you have the right candle light and some alcohol.

Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 06:09 PM (Ojki1)

445 Sure, 39 of 40 randomly surveyed British guys have had that happen to them. Must have hit up the "Climb Everest!" club.
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 06:07 PM (Ojki1)

I'm talking about you. I know what I would do to survive.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 06:09 PM (jvt6t)

446 For men. Women apparently can't wait to act out those pron films with each other if you have the right candle light and some alcohol.
Posted by: Bete

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More like 'Ron fantasies.

Posted by: SMH at May 25, 2021 06:10 PM (a/6Gi)

447 Mein Bigfoot, ... der Sasquatch is not coming.

Posted by: Staff-Colonel Yeti at May 25, 2021 06:10 PM (UHVv4)

448 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 25, 2021 06:09 PM (Uh2oA)

*LMAO*

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 06:10 PM (jvt6t)

449 I knew a guy who called his Sentra "C8" cause c ate dicks in it.

Posted by: f'd at May 25, 2021 06:10 PM (Tnijr)

450 146 I actually believe that 90% of British men do cuddle with each other.
Posted by: Just a side note at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM (2DOZq)

Are you suggesting this a reason to pay closer attention to Downton Abbey when the wife is watching it [dear God, again.]

Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 25, 2021 06:10 PM (hKi6n)

451 Bif, you read the cliff notes.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2021 06:10 PM (jK0Aw)

452 Rbf can also be used to communicate a "Don't even think about fvcking with me" vibe.
My young guitar-playing friend whom I've spoken of here over the years once showed me the "walking bitch face." Works great in the city to keep the bums away.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 25, 2021 06:11 PM (HaL55)

453 454 Sure, 39 of 40 randomly surveyed British guys have had that happen to them. Must have hit up the "Climb Everest!" club.
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 06:07 PM (Ojki1)

I'm talking about you. I know what I would do to survive.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 06:09 PM (jvt6t)

When it is that cold- and I have been in places where it has- I don't go out and put my life at risk, let alone someone else's.

Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 06:11 PM (Ojki1)

454 Japanese men seem to me to be more like cuddlers

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 06:12 PM (Cxk7w)

455 SMH! is in the house.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2021 06:13 PM (jK0Aw)

456 452 See! Human nature is a pragmatic thing at times:

@WashTimes 16m

EXCLUSIVE: One-third of Americans unwilling to spend $1 to fight climate change
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2021 06:09 PM (nI1Kq)


A perfect example of how the media manipulates stuff.

One third of Americans think climate change is a political hoax and is only being used for political purposes and as such, would not give $1 to this so-called 'climate change'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 06:13 PM (4fSQf)

457 Hey Ben Had.

Posted by: SMH at May 25, 2021 06:13 PM (a/6Gi)

458 Gad, why doesn't bob track these trolls?

Look, liar, that was just a warning, okay?

Next time, it might be something a bit more serious, M'kay?

Posted by: NSA Frank at May 25, 2021 06:13 PM (2SdPm)

459 These men were randomly selected like Frank Luntz randomly selects his panels.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 06:13 PM (wX0ke)

460 Howdy, Horde!

Just got back from the grocery store. Still more masked than not, but the balance is shifting. Interestingly enough, it was mostly older folks who were not masked. Saw a gaggle of teen girls, all in masks.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 25, 2021 06:14 PM (CAJOC)

461 When it is that cold- and I have been in places where it has- I don't go out and put my life at risk, let alone someone else's.
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 06:11 PM (Ojki1)

Sure, but before the whole convo got derailed by faggotry, it's a very specific situation. Which most of us will never see, but from a survival standpoint? I'm staying as warm as i can until rescue comes or I make jerky out of the one that wouldn't. Simple.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 06:14 PM (jvt6t)

462 More like 'Ron fantasies.
Posted by: SMH at May 25, 2021 06:10 PM (a/6Gi)

And one lesbian I know. Shockingly she doesn't seem to be able to get the candle right most the time as until a year or so ago her "women can switch like that" theory didn't seem to improve her dating life.

Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 06:14 PM (Ojki1)

463 If someone is at risk of freezing I'd cuddle them. Unless they were a lefty nitwit. Then no. Unless they were a well formed lefty nitwit. Who keeps her mouth shut. Then ok.

Posted by: f'd at May 25, 2021 06:14 PM (Tnijr)

464 Japanese men seem to me to be more like cuddlers
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 06:12 PM (Cxk7w)
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Please, we prefer Chinese Islanders!

Posted by: China at May 25, 2021 06:14 PM (wX0ke)

465 Went to Alaska with a friend. our first apartment had one bed. We shared that bed. We both had sleeping bags.

Back in 1985 this fag stuff never came up. Not once did we ever think ,gosh, I hope people don't think we're gay. We were just two guys living in a tiny apartment.

Not to mention sharing a shelter half with your buddy in basic training during BRM.

this gay stuff has gotten out of hand.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Back in Montana at May 25, 2021 06:15 PM (4l77G)

466 OK, I admit I did not know what RBF was so I consulted DDG and looked at Images. Among the first hits was a picture of Kristen Stewart, and I thought to myself "This is what she looks like all the time."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 25, 2021 06:15 PM (PiwSw)

467
raykon called a cop, and the cop didn't kill him, huh?

That's it. Defund the police. I'm on board. What good are these people?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 25, 2021 06:15 PM (Uh2oA)

468 If someone is at risk of freezing I'd cuddle them. Unless they were a lefty nitwit. Then no. Unless they were a well formed lefty nitwit. Who keeps her mouth shut. Then ok.
Posted by: f'd at May 25, 2021 06:14 PM (Tnijr)
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And if somebody were stung by a jellyfish, I'd piss on them--I mean their wound!

Posted by: China at May 25, 2021 06:15 PM (wX0ke)

469 Uh, floor?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 06:15 PM (4fSQf)

470 Sure, 39 of 40 randomly surveyed British guys have had that happen to them. Must have hit up the "Climb Everest!" club.
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 06:07 PM (Ojki1)
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Obligatory Monty Python:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztZC_AF0I0&t=12s

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2021 06:15 PM (Dc2NZ)

471 449 Rbf can also be used to communicate a "Don't even think about fvcking with me" vibe.
___
Which is quite effective.
Posted by: SMH at May 25, 2021 06:08 PM (a/6Gi)

Funeh story. I had to publish a photo for all the online meeting shit now a days. So i put on a dress shirt and a power tie, then posed in front of a spot on the wall Smash hasnt occluded with furniture or whatnot. Happens it was in tje 2nd floor of the house looking out through the foyer window. I see neighbor man with alheimers walking his doggo whom then (doggo, people, stay with me) poops on the lawn. Smash snaps phot while i'm glaring at doggo and neighbor as they shuffle away off leaving the steaming turds on my lawn.

Now i have fourty or so system engineers that work for me, none of whom have ever met me. Their only idea of who i am is glaring angry senior engineer photo. One of them eventually told me i was "intimidating as fuck" when he first started working for me.

So yeah, rbf is a thing. Especially if it was abf from a photo.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 25, 2021 06:16 PM (VcFUs)

472 Had a nice round of golf today. Lovely weather, I played decent, and the
cicada's were loud. Really loud. They are out in force in NoVA.


Been cleaning out the storage unit and yesterday I brought my golf clubs back to stately Casa Backwardio. Spent a lazy couple of hours cleaning everything and going through all the pockets and stuff. Gave up the game back in '08 for B'Gal. And surf fishing too. Not fair for me to go out and have a good time when she was unable to.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 25, 2021 06:16 PM (HaL55)

473 Does anyone know when "Elliot" Page transitioned from a XX chromosome pair to an XY chromosome pair?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Fritzy at May 25, 2021 06:16 PM (VY+MJ)

474 Capt. Bligh's navigation across 3500 miles of ocean in an open boat - without losing anyone - has my vote for the greatest feat of navigation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2021 06:03 PM (YqDXo)


Excellent work by Bligh. But he knew if he kept sailing west on about the same latitude he knew was going to make a landfall.

If Shackleton's boat had missed South Georgia, his next landfall would likely have been South Georgia, after going all the way around the Southern Ocean. Nothing much else at that latitude.

Posted by: Gref at May 25, 2021 06:16 PM (AMIL/)

475 Trabant?? He wouldn't rate a Lada.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 25, 2021 06:16 PM (UHVv4)

476
Masks no longer required at Kroger, though I was the only maskless person there today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2021 06:16 PM (mht8P)

477 Hi Ben Had!

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 25, 2021 06:17 PM (VcFUs)

478 who names their kid 'Queequeg' ?

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 25, 2021 06:17 PM (iTXRQ)

479 Does anyone know when "Elliot" Page transitioned from a XX chromosome pair to an XY chromosome pair?

___

I'm so glad I don't give a shit about these lunatics.

Posted by: SMH at May 25, 2021 06:17 PM (a/6Gi)

480 OK, I admit I did not know what RBF was so I consulted DDG and looked at Images. Among the first hits was a picture of Kristen Stewart, and I thought to myself "This is what she looks like all the time."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 25, 2021 06:15 PM (PiwSw)

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Lilly explains RBF

https://tinyurl.com/mvtw3m4c

Posted by: NSA Frank at May 25, 2021 06:17 PM (2SdPm)

481 486 Trabant?? He wouldn't rate a Lada.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 25, 2021 06:16 PM (UHVv4)


How 'bout a Skoda?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 25, 2021 06:18 PM (PiwSw)

482 480 no way you triggered my c8 alarm.
Posted by: liar at May 25, 2021 06:15 PM (y4RCJ)

The red dot on your chest shoulda told ya.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 06:18 PM (jvt6t)

483 Do you ever get the feeling that certain people posting here are high AF and talking to themselves?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 06:18 PM (4fSQf)

484

Cocksucker sucks the cock.

Posted by: Fuckball Z at May 25, 2021 06:18 PM (NdOIs)

485 willowing time, so

Exactly 2 (two) benefits, one only provisional at this point, from the past year of science-free public health idiocy.

1. We can now reserve lanes at the pool we use for work-outs, so no more wondering if we will have to share.

2. Less hugging, esp. between men. While there have always been individuals/families that were huggers (between everyone, all the time, men too), until not that long ago it was a distinct minority. I clearly recall when things began to change - and of the people I know who changed, it was without exception those who also were going moonbat in general.

Other cultures have had men hugging, or kissing on the cheek, routinely, forever. Russia. Arab countries. But it was a distinctive cultural thing. Didn't happen in England, didn't happen in Brazil, certainly didn't happen in Japan or China.

So the dramatic shift towards men hugging in every casual greeting situation in America (well, many situations) was very noticeable. But it helped to have been a bit worldly, to have the change so clear and stark.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2021 06:18 PM (OTzUX)

486 Iranian men are cuddlers with one another. Right before they're thrown off the roof.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 25, 2021 06:18 PM (O+I8R)

487 //off spying and prying sock

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 25, 2021 06:18 PM (2SdPm)

488
How 'bout a Skoda?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 25, 2021 06:18 PM (PiwSw)

TBF, Skodas are much nicer these days.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 25, 2021 06:18 PM (Uh2oA)

489 QUARANTINE CAFE NOOD

Posted by: Skip guy who says NOOD at May 25, 2021 06:18 PM (Cxk7w)

490 Iranian men are cuddlers with one another. Right before they're thrown off the roof.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 25, 2021 06:18 PM (O+I8R)
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Or have explosives implanted after extensive "cuddling."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 25, 2021 06:19 PM (2SdPm)

491 ""who names their kid 'Queequeg' ?
Posted by: DB- just DB"


I know. His parents!

Seriously though I think his dad was a cannibal king.

Posted by: f'd at May 25, 2021 06:19 PM (Tnijr)

492 Think both Bligh's and Shackleton's navigational and general survival achievements still rank among the most epic in history.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2021 06:20 PM (OTzUX)

493 Which is quite effective.
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I bet a dollar you were smiling when you typed that.

Posted by: dartist at May 25, 2021 06:20 PM (+ya+t)

494 484 Does anyone know when "Elliot" Page transitioned from a XX chromosome pair to an XY chromosome pair?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Fritzy at May 25, 2021 06:16 PM (VY+MJ)

Ever see those videos of trans people getting their 23 and Me (or the like) results and breaking down because science doesn't care about the delusions in their head when it comes to things like chromosomes?

Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 06:20 PM (Ojki1)

495 Back, here, at the Remains of the Thread...

Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2021 06:20 PM (6Je/Q)

496 >>> this gay stuff has gotten out of hand.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Back in Montana at May 25, 2021 06:15 PM (4l77G)


It's gotten out of hand and will be lucky if our cornholes live through it.

Posted by: zombie Fred Thompson at May 25, 2021 06:20 PM (+BMD8)

497 Think both Bligh's and Shackleton's navigational and general survival achievements still rank among the most epic in history.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2021 06:20 PM (OTzUX)
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Shackleton bringing back his entire crew alive was something else.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 25, 2021 06:21 PM (2SdPm)

498 499 TV show on now about Skoda. They haven't made it to the one favored by the Krauts which killed a lot of Luftwaffe hot shots. Goes real fast, handles real bad.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 25, 2021 06:21 PM (I58tH)

499
Exactly 2 (two) benefits, one only provisional at this point, from the past year of science-free public health idiocy.

__________

No handshaking at Mass. That, and Extraordinary Ministers, and the stupid music, and the readers from the William Shatner school of declamation are why I avoid the Novus Ordo Mass.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2021 06:21 PM (mht8P)

500 A Yugo if he sucked enough Party members.

(See what I did there??)

Posted by: andycanuck at May 25, 2021 06:21 PM (UHVv4)

501 Yeah...this constant push for men to give in to the deranged gay bullshit has gone beyond tiresome.

Real men want to have sex with real women. In their vaginas as dimorphic humans are designed biologically to do. Real men do not want to cuddle with other men, nor do we want to engage in biologically disgusting (and dead end) anal intercourse with other men. Real men do not want to have anything shoved up their "exit only" anal sphincter. All this BS propaganda to normalize the inherent, anti-Darwinian, anti-biological derangement of homosexuality is a thinly veiled recruitment effort of abnormal individuals. Real men do not want to be cuckcolded. Real men want a wife who loves and cherishes them as much as the husband loves and cherishes his wife.

"Experts" are almost always completely full of fetid cockroach excrement. Use your f@#$ing head for something more than a damned hatrack.

Posted by: Pete at May 25, 2021 06:22 PM (9DrCS)

502 389 Farts freeze at -70. You can save them up and pack them in ice but they
still thaw out. You need liquid nitrogen to keep that shit solid.

pretty sure that if shit is involved it's more of a shart than a fart.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 25, 2021 06:24 PM (v3pYe)

503
Nud

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2021 06:24 PM (mht8P)

504 Elliot Page: 5'-2", 105#, 25# bench press, cries a lot....total man

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 25, 2021 06:24 PM (h1jJh)

505 I do not wonder much why some are just withdrawing from relationships altogether... in this age, interactions with others on a personal level are increasingly fraught....

Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2021 06:24 PM (6Je/Q)

506 Let's see
9/11 - 3000 dead, billions in damages, millions out of jobs and livelihood teg, that's the oufit formporary
Jan 6 - 1 dead, 2 windows broke, maybe $125.00
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 05:54

Yep Skip, it's redonkulous. Piss poor "insurrection". They must plan on controlling this "1/6 commission" cause if they dig too deep they will find leftist provocateurs.

Jules said she has watched a lot of this and those in tactical gear are inciting others. That is the outfit worn by antifa types, not MAGA types. And will they investigate the DC cops that let "rioters" into the Capitol led by antifa types?

Posted by: Farmer at May 25, 2021 06:29 PM (55Qr6)

507 Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2021 04:55 PM (o2MD2)


Thread winner I laughed pretty hard.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 25, 2021 06:37 PM (IYHxL)

508 Do you ever get the feeling that certain people posting here are high AF and talking to themselves?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 06:18

Only after a few beers and one hitters on Sat. night. Well maybe tonight too.

Posted by: Stoned on the ONT at May 25, 2021 06:49 PM (55Qr6)

509 If Elliot Page is a man, and always has been, how does he rationalize accepting so many roles that could have gone to qualified female actors?

Posted by: Rebecca at May 25, 2021 07:02 PM (4hJ83)

510 "...18-to-19 student athletes from a British university."That explains everything.

Posted by: harleycowboy at May 25, 2021 07:17 PM (+9AX9)

511 ....a few beers. hummm....

Posted by: Case at May 26, 2021 12:12 AM (jDaP6)

512 Cudding study conducted at London's prestigious Royal Academy of Fudge Packers.

Posted by: Gobbagoo at May 26, 2021 05:57 AM (2Ia/C)

513 "A study claims that straight men cuddle with each other all the time, and it's just not talked about."

I lived in a 4br house with 3 other guys for moist of the 90's...
I guess we weren't straight enough; because there was no cuddling there.

What? Is that not the takeaway?

Posted by: ertdfg at May 26, 2021 09:15 AM (I388C)

514 Handmade Tales.

Posted by: n.n at May 26, 2021 10:36 AM (r7/yT)

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