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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Zettai at May 21, 2021 09:00 PM (x/IHv)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 21, 2021 09:00 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at May 21, 2021 09:00 PM (qZdIZ)
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Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 21, 2021 09:01 PM (SchxB)
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Posted by: Farmer at May 21, 2021 09:02 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2021 09:02 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Sandy at May 21, 2021 09:03 PM (fLVm1)
that cant be right
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 21, 2021 09:04 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2021 09:04 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 21, 2021 09:05 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 21, 2021 09:05 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 21, 2021 09:05 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 21, 2021 09:05 PM (aYVBT)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2021 09:05 PM (SPrxZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 21, 2021 09:06 PM (fLVm1)
Hello from sweltering Canuckistan, where the lockdown never ends, but you can get your second Astrozeneca shot because no one wants one!
And thanks for the ONT, WeirdDave!
Posted by: TheHoser at May 21, 2021 09:06 PM (ioRP+)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 21, 2021 09:07 PM (bTQ72)
I could only afford somewhere within about 250 miles or so. This was so I could move my stuff with my pickup. And I certainly couldn't have afforded a move to Texas.
And maybe this is sour grapes but all the property in my price range were very dry and dusty. And further exploration showed the tax scheme in Texas isn't as beneficial for seniors as it is in PA.
I surely hope I won't have to move. The State is conservative but it's overruled by the urban areas and all the aggro and money drain that they are. Plus they cheat on elections altho they went to far this time and I believe PA folks and legislators are fired up about fixing the election system.
Even after the debacle of 2020 we still had problems in the primary this week. But this is to the good as it takes time to fix stuff and we want to be ready for at least 2024 if not 2022.
Just need to get rid of the Philly Lawyer in Harrisburg and kick the GOP party asses to run a decent candidate instead of some good ol' boy who'll take orders. This may happen too.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2021 09:08 PM (dLws2)
Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM
*looks at watch*
Awwww, but I'm sleepy now!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Back in Montana at May 21, 2021 09:08 PM (4l77G)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 21, 2021 09:08 PM (KMdgS)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at May 21, 2021 09:08 PM (Agr8U)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at May 21, 2021 09:09 PM (Agr8U)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2021 09:09 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 21, 2021 09:10 PM (KMdgS)
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 21, 2021 09:11 PM (aYVBT)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 21, 2021 09:11 PM (Cus5s)
Texas has high property taxes. It is why I'm not moving there. If I'm going to pay that, might as well stay in GA or look for a home in NE Alabama.
Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Queen at May 21, 2021 09:12 PM (OQcPl)
Posted by: Farmer at May 21, 2021 09:02
dang already all wrong tonight, I can only get better from here.
Posted by: Farmer at May 21, 2021 09:13 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Javems at May 21, 2021 09:13 PM (8SSHh)
My boy said the same thing.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 21, 2021 09:13 PM (U2p+3)
Yes, that is something wd. And I will file an EEOC the first instant they try that crap I can tell it's coming. Pronouns have appeared on my HR lady's email sign off.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 21, 2021 09:13 PM (58Q0M)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 21, 2021 09:13 PM (KMdgS)
Things ok with dad?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 21, 2021 09:14 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 21, 2021 09:14 PM (KMdgS)
Posted by: TexasDan at May 21, 2021 09:15 PM (ohOLP)
I neglected to nood as I was distracted by the content...
Besides, everyone knows what happens at 0200Z anyway!
Posted by: Zettai at May 21, 2021 09:15 PM (x/IHv)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2021 09:16 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 21, 2021 09:13 PM (KMdgS)
8008A5, I believe
Posted by: Sjg at May 21, 2021 09:16 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 21, 2021 09:17 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 21, 2021 09:14 PM (KMdgS)
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TN is low property tax, no income tax.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2021 09:17 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 21, 2021 09:14 PM (KMdgS)
Other Morons have said, that the trick is to buy some rural acreage, and get an ag exemption.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2021 09:18 PM (64RT6)
Posted by: Sjg at May 21, 2021 09:18 PM (gDSJf)
Things ok with dad?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 21, 2021 09:14 PM (U2p+3)
Well, sort of. I am here for the week while sister and BiL are away. Mom needs someone who can roll Dad around when he needs to be cleaned.
Bottom line is he will never get better, will only get weaker. But I can still get a chuckle out of him, and he and I watch Red Green a lot.
I'll be heading home next Wednesday. I believe this may be my last time with him, so I am making it count.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Back in Montana at May 21, 2021 09:18 PM (4l77G)
She doesn't make a lot of distinction between South Carolina and France.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 21, 2021 09:19 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 21, 2021 09:17 PM (bTQ72)
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No, only if you have paid them off. And if the interest rate was higher than 5%
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 21, 2021 09:19 PM (58Q0M)
https://tinyurl.com/3b3kb2zr
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Posted by: kbdabear at May 21, 2021 09:19 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 21, 2021 09:14 PM (KMdgS)
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CA is high property tax and high sales tax.
WIN
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 21, 2021 09:19 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2021 09:20 PM (kTF2Z)
The six-hexdigit representation of the color probably spells something that makes young teens crack up.
Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at May 21, 2021 09:20 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Farmer
*knock, knock
Who is it?
It's Dave man, I got the stuff, open up.
Who?
IT'S DAVE , OPEN UP, I GOT THE STUFF
Dave's not here man.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nonvacinated, second class citizen at May 21, 2021 09:20 PM (vaJW4)
Picking RPG clothes based on maxing stats instead of whether they match or not.
https://youtu.be/xq1tN9jZI80
Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2021 09:20 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: irongrampa at May 21, 2021 09:21 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Javems at May 21, 2021 09:21 PM (8SSHh)
Blessings and peace to you both. Try to smile through the sadness. And try to help him have courage to face this last part of life.
I'll pray for yall.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 21, 2021 09:21 PM (U2p+3)
Things like... 7 3/8s street. Supposedly it was named based on a few Existing County Roads that were based on Miles... so when they filled in the city streets? They kept that same naming convention.
Posted by: Romeo13 OLD F'n Navy, Ret. at May 21, 2021 09:21 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 21, 2021 09:13 PM (58Q0M)
My pronouns are: 'Fuck you."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2021 09:21 PM (Q9lwr)
Love the cats swatting at the screen, causing falls and accidents. Just cannot let cats believe they have that power though...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at May 21, 2021 09:22 PM (rwusL)
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Posted by: kbdabear at May 21, 2021 09:22 PM (qAR6u)
Navy did a low level CS room.... same same though.
Posted by: Romeo13 OLD F'n Navy, Ret. at May 21, 2021 09:22 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2021 09:21 PM (Q9lwr)
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I endorse these pronouns.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 21, 2021 09:23 PM (fLVm1)
Younger of the 2 Sons of Doof has a role in his high school's theater production this weekend. It's a musical about a spelling bee (25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee). Had never heard of it so had no idea what to expect. It was really funny!
Two things that made me think of this here HQ occurred during the show.
First - one of the words someone had to spell was CAPYBARA.
Second - while using a word in a sentence, the quizzer (played by my son) made a Jew joke. Something about the waiter at the Last Supper -- looked at the tip left behind and shook his head saying "Jews!".
Posted by: Doof at May 21, 2021 09:23 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2021 09:24 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2021 09:21 PM (Q9lwr)
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My pronouns are "thanks CBD, but you're not my type."
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2021 09:24 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 21, 2021 09:24 PM (bTQ72)
WIN
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 21, 2021 09:19 PM (fLVm1)
Fun part? My property tax here in Calif is based on what this house was worth in 1978... prop 13 for the win.. even though I inherited it.
Posted by: Romeo13 OLD F'n Navy, Ret. at May 21, 2021 09:24 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at May 21, 2021 09:25 PM (Agr8U)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 21, 2021 09:25 PM (kFbHr)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 21, 2021 09:13 PM (KMdgS)
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My guess is the RGB color code is either 42,0,69 or 69,42,0
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 21, 2021 09:25 PM (CAJOC)
Plus it's GREEN during the summer and not too cold/snowy (at least lately) in winter.
Get rid of the Democrat Governor and Philly and Pittsburgh and this would be heaven.
I figure if I have to flee I'll got to West Virginia. Not far and good politics but I'm hoping I won't have to move. I moved around a lot until about my 50s and now I just don't have it in me for another move. Maybe one more if it's mandatory for my survival.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2021 09:25 PM (dLws2)
Posted by: Abzo at May 21, 2021 09:26 PM (dHzE8)
Don't get me started on image data integrity...
Posted by: Geoff Shotts at May 21, 2021 09:26 PM (5UVB+)
Posted by: dartist at May 21, 2021 09:26 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 21, 2021 09:26 PM (kFbHr)
They're the ones just itching to cancel some old white guy or make him jump thru some aggravating hoops to keep his job.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2021 09:29 PM (dLws2)
Yikes. Getting a good seal before the tear gas chamber is to be desired.
Does clean your sinuses out pretty good.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2021 09:29 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 21, 2021 09:29 PM (xopIz)
I'll be heading home next Wednesday. I believe this may be my last time with him, so I am making it count.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Back in Montana
God be with all of you. I know what a heartbreak this has to be.
It's been a lifetime ago, but I remember sitting in the hospital room as my father was withering away from cancer.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at May 21, 2021 09:29 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2021 09:29 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Zettai at May 21, 2021 09:30 PM (x/IHv)
It seemed like forever.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2021 09:31 PM (dLws2)
Posted by: Aaron Holeman at May 21, 2021 09:31 PM (PVTo8)
We went in the tent, unmasked and did the name, rank and serial number, then a remask.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 21, 2021 09:32 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Aaron Holeman at May 21, 2021 09:31 PM
Disable 'Smart Punctuation'...
Posted by: Zettai at May 21, 2021 09:32 PM (x/IHv)
Posted by: Aaron Holeman at May 21, 2021 09:31 PM (PVTo
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Ditto.
I blame that bitch who married Steve Jobs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 21, 2021 09:33 PM (fLVm1)
nice country you had there
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 21, 2021 09:33 PM (bTQ72)
Sure you are disappointed.
You have had a lifetime of decadent sexual excess, and probably do not remember being
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2021 09:33 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 21, 2021 09:26 PM (kFbHr)
I am humbled && proud!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at May 21, 2021 09:33 PM (Agr8U)
Posted by: Fastly Strokewater at May 21, 2021 09:33 PM (gWAUD)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nonvacinated, second class citizen at May 21, 2021 09:35 PM (vaJW4)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2021 09:29 PM (kTF2Z)
I wish ... would have saved me a shit-ton of money.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at May 21, 2021 09:35 PM (Agr8U)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Back in Montana
* * * *
Precious moments to be cherished, and you have a servant's heart for it as well. Enjoy your time with your folks and safe travels back. Prayers up for all involved.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at May 21, 2021 09:35 PM (rwusL)
Your action show how your father was a good one. You are doing the best you can, and I will send prayers ascending for you and yours.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2021 09:35 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2021 09:33 PM
Well... You got me there!
Posted by: Zettai at May 21, 2021 09:35 PM (x/IHv)
Posted by: Geoff Shotts
You mean the artifacting in the pic?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2021 09:35 PM (nI1Kq)
Posted by: Aaron Holeman at May 21, 2021 09:31 PM (PVTo
Hammer, iPad. Some assembly required.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2021 09:36 PM (64RT6)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 21, 2021 09:36 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 21, 2021 09:25 PM (kFbHr)
Hell yeah! Great ice cream there. First place I ever had mozzarella sticks. They served it with ranch dressing. I still prefer that to marinara. That was also the first place I had a vanilla Coke -- as in Coke with vanilla syrup added to it. That place had a nice side room that was great for large gatherings.
There was an arcade next door, if I recall correctly??
Posted by: Doof at May 21, 2021 09:36 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: butch at May 21, 2021 09:36 PM (cHvOo)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at May 21, 2021 09:29 PM (tjZg/)
Hey Bozo C, long time no chat. That is unimaginable. My dad's been gone for eight years but I still feel it.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at May 21, 2021 09:38 PM (Agr8U)
I surely hope I won't have to move. The State is conservative but it's overruled by the urban areas and all the aggro and money drain that they are. Plus they cheat on elections altho they went to far this time and I believe PA folks and legislators are fired up about fixing the election system.
Even after the debacle of 2020 we still had problems in the primary this week. But this is to the good as it takes time to fix stuff and we want to be ready for at least 2024 if not 2022.
Just need to get rid of the Philly Lawyer in Harrisburg and kick the GOP party asses to run a decent candidate instead of some good ol' boy who'll take orders. This may happen too.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2021 09:08 PM (dLws2)
Are you sure about that first part? Homestead tax exemption is quite nice for senior citizens in TX I think. If you don't like dry and dusty, look in east TX or maybe you could still find something reasonable around San Marcos, which is between Austin and San Antonio.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at May 21, 2021 09:38 PM (YkawN)
Farrell's. What a place to have a birthday.
Are they still around, or are they as gone as Chess Club clothes and Blob's Park polka dancing?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2021 09:38 PM (u82oZ)
Or look in Alabama. Beautiful state, not dry or dusty, and still very reasonable prices for homes.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at May 21, 2021 09:40 PM (YkawN)
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Farrells > Chuckie Cheese > McDonalds ball pit
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 21, 2021 09:40 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: dartist at May 21, 2021 09:41 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2021 09:41 PM (u82oZ)
Farrell's. What a place to have a birthday.
Are they still around, or are they as gone as Chess Club clothes and Blob's Park polka dancing?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2021 09:38 PM (u82oZ)
Long gone, Salty. The whole mall too. It's now a collection of big box stores.
And I think you mean Chess King, right? Teenage Doof LOVED me some Chess King!
Posted by: Doof at May 21, 2021 09:41 PM (mZUr4)
Got an orchestra audition in a week and a half.
Wish me luck, and practicing perseverance.
Posted by: Piercello at May 21, 2021 09:42 PM (ajoh7)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 21, 2021 09:42 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Dr Alice at May 21, 2021 09:42 PM (XRXfN)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2021 09:42 PM (u82oZ)
Yeah, it's certainly not dry right now. We're building arks here, and I haven't been able to mow the lawn in 2 weeks. Seattle sent us a telegram yesterday that said "WTF bro?"
Posted by: Weirddave at May 21, 2021 09:43 PM (kFbHr)
Got an orchestra audition in a week and a half.
Wish me luck, and practicing perseverance.
Posted by: Piercello at
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Which orchestra? Good luck. And you really should be practicing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2021 09:43 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 21, 2021 09:44 PM (SchxB)
Call out the national guard, the DPS, the Texas Rangers, and anyone willing to be deputized and send them all to shut the border. Big legal battle in the courts, sure, but I'd at least try. Abbot sits on his dead ass.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2021 09:44 PM (kTF2Z)
Good luck! Although your professionalism will carry you through.
I worried about you in the lockdown, as musicians seemed to be hatted by our 'elites".
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2021 09:44 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 21, 2021 09:44 PM (kFbHr)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2021 09:44 PM (OTzUX)
I considered taking it to stores to use as a "face covering"
Posted by: Doof at May 21, 2021 09:45 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2021 09:46 PM (JVd2L)
I have a chemical vapor mask for my startup. I thought of using that, but instead went mask-less, except in a medical setting.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2021 09:47 PM (u82oZ)
I haven't played a concert in 15 months.
But I've been surviving ok. Zoom is awful for teaching cello lessons, but it is marginally better than nothing!
Gonna practice a bit more in a few minutes, I think.
Posted by: Piercello at May 21, 2021 09:47 PM (ajoh7)
But just the past year or so Philly people and other NE liberals are freaking out like it all just started yesterday and are clamoring for these people they never plan on interacting with to stop this thing that's never been a problem for ages.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 21, 2021 09:48 PM (WH8qm)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 21, 2021 09:48 PM (z3pdU)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at May 21, 2021 09:48 PM (d9Cw3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2021 09:49 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 21, 2021 09:44 PM (kFbHr)
Good tidbit. Friendly's probably not too far behind. The one in White Marsh Mall is gone. The one in Harford Mall is still hanging on.
Posted by: Doof at May 21, 2021 09:49 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nonvacinated, second class citizen at May 21, 2021 09:50 PM (vaJW4)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 21, 2021 09:48 PM (WH8qm)
This has gone on for decades. Philly people are assholes ( morons and ettes excluded).
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 21, 2021 09:50 PM (z3pdU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 21, 2021 09:44 PM (SchxB)
Idiots got lucky. There is no way they could have farmed that land. maybe summer pasture for sheep.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2021 09:50 PM (64RT6)
Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2021 09:50 PM (JVd2L)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 21, 2021 09:51 PM (nxdel)
Per the last thread, you keep it real. You are a vital exception to "Ettes are genteel and above reproach..." Because you will end all zombies.
Hard to be genteel when you are getting powder stains off your hands. For cities, I recommend a M-1A2 with beehive rounds.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2021 09:51 PM (u82oZ)
Who is it?
It's Dave man, I got the stuff, open up.
Who?
IT'S DAVE , OPEN UP, I GOT THE STUFF
Dave's not here man.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nonvacinated, second class citizen at May 21, 2021 09:20
*inhales deeply*
Dave, you not only got the stuff, but you got the GOOD stuff.
Posted by: Farmer at May 21, 2021 09:51 PM (55Qr6)
Always interesting to learn that one of America's all-time leading scientific minds, was also a devil worshipper:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Parsons_(rocket_engineer)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 09:51 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2021 09:52 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2021 09:52 PM (JVd2L)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2021 09:38 PM
Family lore has it that I had one birthday party at Farrel's. And that we were so unruly that my mom was told that we could never come back.
So I would like to apologize to the mid-to-late-1970s staff of Farell's in North Riverside. My deepest apologies.
Posted by: Chuck C at May 21, 2021 09:52 PM (awtm/)
I have a great crop of robust, very hardy musk thistles. Which are a KS noxious weed. Tomorrow -- the machete.
But sorry you cannot plant -- yet. Corn and Sorghum will do well for you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2021 09:53 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: dartist at May 21, 2021 09:53 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Piercello at May 21, 2021 09:47 PM (ajoh7)
Can you nock an arrow on one of the cello strings, and shoot it across the orchestra pit? Thin out the competition a little.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2021 09:54 PM (64RT6)
I have a chemical vapor mask for my startup. I thought of using that, but instead went mask-less, except in a medical setting.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2021 09:47 PM (u82oZ)
I hear ya. Still would have been comical to have done what we were considering!
Posted by: Doof at May 21, 2021 09:54 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Zettai at May 21, 2021 09:55 PM (x/IHv)
I have observed some sharp people in academia and elsewhere. Sometimes that fine line between genius and full cra-cra is non-existent. Plenty of examples in history.
One of many is Geoffrey Pike.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2021 09:57 PM (u82oZ)
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Jeebus SMH, was it that much fun or did you just figure you needed the practice?
Posted by: dartist at May 21, 2021 09:58 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 21, 2021 09:58 PM (tVOev)
Dave, you not only got the stuff, but you got the GOOD stuff.
Posted by: Farmer
*fistbump
Anyone with dirt under their fingernails is a ok in my book.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nonvacinated, second class citizen at May 21, 2021 09:59 PM (vaJW4)
Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2021 09:50 PM (JVd2L)
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And people think Marines are nuts. I only had to do it once.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2021 09:59 PM (kTF2Z)
Spring-loaded end pin. Harpoon style.
Or, I could just knock over their soundposts... hehehe.
Mostly, I use my luthier skills for good, mostly.
Posted by: Piercello at May 21, 2021 10:00 PM (ajoh7)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 21, 2021 10:00 PM (nxdel)
I have a hunch someday we're gonna find out that Elon Musk is pretty insane in his private life. We've already found out that Bill Gates is insane.
Chuck C: there's still a smoking crater where that Farrell's was! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 10:00 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2021 10:00 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Dr Alice at May 21, 2021 09:42 PM (XRXfN)
That has been a blessing, that Dad still knows us. I'm glad that your pop still knows you.
And thanks to the Horde. Y'all are absolutely the best of America.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Back in Montana at May 21, 2021 10:00 PM (4l77G)
"BooB69"?? That's it?
I am disappoint...
Posted by: Zettai at May 21, 2021 09:30 PM (x/IHv)
He said 14 year old boys.
You could give the ave 14 year old boy a choice of two boxes, one marked "Boobs" and the other "Secrets of the Universe" and they'll go for "Boobs" 99 times out of 100.
Of course, the "Secrets of the Universe" box would also have boobs in it.
Posted by: Bete at May 21, 2021 10:00 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2021 09:50 PM (JVd2L)
SMH - I've told you where I work so you possibly why I have that M40 mask.
Posted by: Doof at May 21, 2021 10:00 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 21, 2021 10:01 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: dartist
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The first time enlisting (87-89), no choice.
2nd time, also, no choice.
03, 06, and 08, well, I was in Iraq.
Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2021 10:01 PM (JVd2L)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 10:02 PM (L2ZTs)
I got my soybeans in ten days ago, a tiny bit wet, but they are popping up (130 GDD to emergence). We got 4.5" since planting, and that can be an issue. Rain beats down on the ground, compacts it some, over the germinated seed. ... always a challenge in spring .. too early is cold, rains come -- don't want to plant too wet, but if wait too long, it gets hot and dry, and late planting is less time for plant to develop for max yield.
Another big factor is "canopy". The chemicals stop weeds for a few weeks while crop "canopies" and weeds that emerge after canopy can't get enough sun to be a problem. Still, weeds grow so fast, a second spray (or third) is usually necessary, but some new chemicals allow just one initial spray to last the season.
(my vignette on Midwest farming)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 21, 2021 10:02 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Dr Alice at May 21, 2021 09:42
Prayers up from here for you and Pug Mahon. The tough times test our metal, and hopefully we can come thru knowing we did our best.
Posted by: Farmer at May 21, 2021 10:02 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Piercello
Persevere my grey box friend.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nonvacinated, second class citizen at May 21, 2021 10:02 PM (vaJW4)
Who knew Bill Gates, yes, Bill Gates, was a semi-successful pussy hound? No wonder he got along with Bill Clinton.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2021 10:02 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 21, 2021 10:03 PM (4fSQf)
Did I see a new commenter has joined us and and is skilled in the fine arts?
Are you sure you are at the right place P.?
Welcome aboard! Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 21, 2021 10:04 PM (Rvt88)
But pussy hound is not what I would have ever expected of him.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 10:04 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 21, 2021 10:04 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 21, 2021 10:04 PM (5br8a)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 10:05 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at May 21, 2021 10:05 PM (0X6/9)
Yay me!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 21, 2021 10:05 PM (4fSQf)
If some engineer or coder hadn't finished their work on time, he'd ask them "do you want me to do it for you?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 10:06 PM (L2ZTs)
ha, yes, that may be the Answer to Life. If that's all there is my friend, then let's keep dancing ... while I put my hand up under your shirt ... heh.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 21, 2021 10:06 PM (Cus5s)
Piercello is a moron in good standing. I met him at a mini-Mo Meet hosted by GGE in a downtown Kansas City. MO BBQ place. ChemJeff was there also. So he has been here a while.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2021 10:06 PM (u82oZ)
Are you sure you are at the right place P.?
Welcome aboard! Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 21, 2021 10:04 PM (Rvt8
Piercello is an old-timer here, just back recently after a hiatus. And we are glad to have him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2021 10:06 PM (64RT6)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 21, 2021 10:08 PM (Rvt88)
Gates was terrible at coding himself. He was more the ruthless capitalist in his tussles with Steve Jobs.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2021 10:08 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Dr Alice at May 21, 2021 09:42
Prayers up from here for you and Pug Mahon. The tough times test our metal, and hopefully we can come thru knowing we did our best.
Posted by: Farmer
Cherish the moments you two. It's a blessing not everyone gets. My dad lived his last two years of his life with us. He was in the late stages of Alzheimer's at the end. I wouldn't trade those two years for any earthly treasure.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nonvacinated, second class citizen at May 21, 2021 10:09 PM (vaJW4)
I remember Piercello but didn't realise he is a cellist... Makes sense, though, when one thinks about it!
Posted by: Zettai at May 21, 2021 10:09 PM (x/IHv)
Paul Ryan
https://tinyurl.com/cwaak8fe
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at May 21, 2021 10:09 PM (0Fm2R)
I really hate that airplane "factoid." I hated it when I first heard it maybe 30 years ago, and ever since I have been trying to get confirmation or proof that it is bullshit and have come up empty.
It presumes that all everyone except some egghead mathematician was too stupid to understand that fuel tanks, hydraulic lines, pilots, etc. were vital to protect and that the planes which made it back were ones were un-vital things got hit. I don't believe it. I think some egghead came up with it as a theoretical example to show the logic, and since it is taken as another example of why everyone who came before us (even the guys who won WWII) were dumber than us.
/rant
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 21, 2021 10:10 PM (xakM+)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2021 10:11 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 21, 2021 10:04 PM (nxdel)
It could be a tumor.
Posted by: Bete at May 21, 2021 10:11 PM (Ojki1)
no, skilled in the nine farts ... similar, they both stink at certain levels, but new age fine arts is as easy as nine farts. ... But there may be some real artists around, that don't stink.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 21, 2021 10:12 PM (Cus5s)
It is used to pump Operational Research up, and the analysis was done in WWII on combat damage. The extra armor added to engines and cockpits helped in 1944.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2021 10:13 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 10:13 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: chris-cross at May 21, 2021 10:13 PM (k8uM2)
May you all be blessed, and have a social distance of zero with a loved one.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2021 10:14 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Zettai at May 21, 2021 10:16 PM (x/IHv)
At his blog tonight, in the comments of his latest post, Patterico is now (very peevishly) insisting that he was *not* trying to say Trump Repubs are equivalent to Bin Laden and/or 9/11 terrorists. He keeps saying that analogies =/= equivalence and basically says anyone who thinks otherwise has a third grade mind.
Sorry Pat. You own this f*cking mess. Delete your post. Delete your blog.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 10:16 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: chris-cross at May 21, 2021 10:13 PM (k8uM2)
Try the hex again, using a different pentagram.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2021 10:16 PM (64RT6)
idk, but I'm "sure" his billions had nothing to do with getting women to offer up their pussy.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 21, 2021 10:17 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Zettai at May 21, 2021 10:18 PM (x/IHv)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nonvacinated, second class citizen at May 21, 2021 09:59
How did you know was gardening tonight? Yep, nails are all black. I don't care, they can get clean tomorrow.
Posted by: Farmer at May 21, 2021 10:19 PM (55Qr6)
Yay me!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 21, 2021 10:05 PM (4fSQf)
What - no puppies to deliver or damsel in distress to save?? It's not like you were busy!!
Posted by: Doof at May 21, 2021 10:20 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 21, 2021 10:20 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nonvacinated, second class citizen at May 21, 2021 10:21 PM (vaJW4)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy
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53 years ago.
I was 19.
Always tell your loved ones how much they mean to you. One day, you will not be able to.
Posted by: Looking at a picture of my dad at May 21, 2021 10:22 PM (8u/ei)
idk, but I'm "sure" his billions had nothing to do with getting women to offer up their pussy.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 21, 2021 10:17 PM (Cus5s)
Surely not. After all, OrangeManBad observed this, and he can't possibly be right.
Despite everyone knowing that money/power can be powerful allures-CeeLo Green's "Fuck You" for example.
Posted by: Bete at May 21, 2021 10:23 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2021 09:49 PM (kTF2
Tucker said the same tonight.
Posted by: JM in Florida at May 21, 2021 10:23 PM (HCeRP)
And it's a good thing I really don't believe in suicide, because if I did, I might have succumbed to it by now. Every day I turn on the news or the web, I find out I'm one of the most un-valued, suspected and despised creatures on earth, because I'm white, male and like women.
If this fucking country doesn't want me, maybe I shouldn't stay here. Only problem is, I doubt anyone else wants me either.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 10:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Looking at a picture of my dad
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Some families don't care.
Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2021 10:23 PM (JVd2L)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 21, 2021 10:02
TY Illini... brings back memories. I missed it, if you planted corn earlier when was it?
Posted by: Farmer at May 21, 2021 10:23 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2021 10:25 PM (TdMsT)
It presumes that all everyone except some egghead mathematician was too stupid to understand that fuel tanks, hydraulic lines, pilots, etc. were vital to protect and that the planes which made it back were ones were un-vital things got hit. I don't believe it. I think some egghead came up with it as a theoretical example to show the logic, and since it is taken as another example of why everyone who came before us (even the guys who won WWII) were dumber than us.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 21, 2021 10:10 PM (xakM+)
Eh, people get tunnel vision about stuff. And sometimes people can be dumb. But Wald is a real person. And he was part of a group that was looking into the survivability of bombers. So there's probably some bullshit in the story about what the military wanted to do, but what he did is probably entirely relevant in identifying where to armor.
Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2021 10:25 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 21, 2021 10:25 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Ladyl
Invisible pixels?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 21, 2021 10:26 PM (Rvt88)
Always interesting to learn that one of America's all-time leading scientific minds, was also a devil worshipper:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Parsons_(rocket_engineer)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 09:51 PM (L2ZTs)
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Short but full life.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2021 10:26 PM (W9TB4)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2021 10:25 PM
{{{{{{{Ladyl}}}}}}}
Disable Smart Punctuation!
Posted by: Zettai at May 21, 2021 10:26 PM (x/IHv)
Some families don't care.
Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2021 10:23 PM (JVd2L)
Some families you are born into, and some are people you come to know and cherish as you go through life.
Posted by: Bete at May 21, 2021 10:26 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: dartist at May 21, 2021 10:26 PM (+ya+t)
So he had them NAILED to their heads.
Good old Vlad. That is some Trump level foreign policy right there.
Posted by: Blutarski at May 21, 2021 10:27 PM (nnf6G)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2021 10:27 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2021 10:25 PM (TdMsT)
Crashing on the comments page or just having difficulty clicking from the main page? If its the main page I have that happen with my iphone sometimes and just have to keep hitting it until it finally takes. Or press and hold and open in a new tab.
Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2021 10:27 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Yes, I know that is what everyone says, but my point is that the problem of survivor bias would have been obvious at first look. Now, maybe some egghead had the bright idea of doing a statistical survey of all damage to returning planes, and later realized his folly, but if they spoke to a pilot he would have explained it without having to have some egghead tell him any of this.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 21, 2021 10:27 PM (xakM+)
Gas Chamber Training: Never did that but I am grateful that the Army posted a training schedule every Sunday showing when it would happen. That helped me plan my sick calls.
Ammo: My favorite Platoon Sergeant said, "The basic combat load is 22 magazines. We hump 29.
Posted by: 11B40 at May 21, 2021 10:27 PM (evgyj)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 21, 2021 10:28 PM (xakM+)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 21, 2021 10:28 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 10:29 PM (L2ZTs)
I think it is a shady question.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Holy cow folks, my crayon box only has 8 colors. Four of which I ate.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 21, 2021 10:29 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Looking at a picture of my dad
Great piece of advice and a good rule for living!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2021 10:29 PM (SPrxZ)
Posted by: Bete
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Yep.
Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2021 10:31 PM (JVd2L)
don't mistake the coup and those that marched through our institutions ... for "this country". The real people of this country are being controlled by the 1% that hate us and have marched through the institutions. ...
Israel always had a "remnant" that remained faithful .. majorities have often gone wrong (golden calf when Moses came down with the commandments). The whole "be of good courage" thing is the right attitude, regardless of the majority (and they don't have majority of the people, maybe a majority of the power)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 21, 2021 10:31 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 21, 2021 10:29 PM (Rvt8
Can I have the other ...um... things man?
Posted by: Joe "plugs" Biden at May 21, 2021 10:31 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nonvacinated, second class citizen at May 21, 2021 10:31 PM (vaJW4)
Predictable result: lawns burned up, weeds take over. Now to fight over who is going to pay to fix this hot mess
Posted by: JM in Florida at May 21, 2021 10:31 PM (HCeRP)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 10:31 PM (L2ZTs)
Is it a 867-5309 joke? Palindrome? Record score on Donkey Kong?
Posted by: Methos at May 21, 2021 10:31 PM (kOpft)
The deal is, there is going to be a Super Flower Blood Moon in a couple of days and everyone is getting a little testy.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2021 10:31 PM (W9TB4)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2021 10:32 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: JM in Florida at May 21, 2021 10:23 PM (HCeRP)
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I have it on tape. I'll have to watch.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2021 10:32 PM (kTF2Z)
1. We pay less than $1K annually for a 1.5 acre homestead and 28.5 acre Ag exemption here in TX.
2. It ain't Abbot that is Californicating Texas, it's the Californians who drag their shitty politics with them, and
3. Nashville (where I was raised) has the same problems
as Austin has with their Democrap Mayor John Cooper, who is a incompetent failure as a leader (check his laughing response to the terror bombing downtown) like the last few Dem Mayors, including the disgraced Mayor Megan Barry who was caught screwing her married security detail while on lavish trips overseas.
Posted by: TXMarko at May 21, 2021 10:32 PM (LLi/4)
Sorry Pat. You own this f*cking mess. Delete your post. Delete your blog.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 10:16 PM (L2ZTs)
Has that mental case banned anyone yet for calling him out for being a grammatical retard or are any sane commenters left among his toadies and crotch sniffers? Can you imagine what a terrible attorney he is?
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 21, 2021 10:32 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: irright at May 21, 2021 10:33 PM (BB7pQ)
Posted by: TXMarko at May 21, 2021 10:33 PM (LLi/4)
I have found a hard power off reset seems to clear up some iPad problems. I would think the
At you already have smart punctuation off since you post here.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2021 10:34 PM (SPrxZ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 21, 2021 10:04 PM (nxdel)
It could be a tumor.
Posted by: Bete at May 21, 2021 10:11
Crying tears here. I just love the truly caring side of the Horde. LMFAO
Posted by: Farmer at May 21, 2021 10:34 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2021 10:35 PM (AytXr)
We've come a long way since spelling "80085" using dad's 2-lb. Texas Instruments calculator in 1977.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 21, 2021 10:35 PM (fKKqq)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2021 10:35 PM (TdMsT)
In fact what I typed was, to a TX cop who posts there (named Dustin) and was questioning the patriotism of Trump supporters, "shut your porcine asshole."
Poof, I was gone. And in the meantime, I have noticed he always has about the same 20 people commenting (and defaming anyone and all things Trump) on every thread. Never a break from the hate. Everything is always Trump's fault.
Wonder how Patterico would like it if I "analogized" him and his merry band of NeverTrumpies to the murderous cunts (Lenin, Stalin, Beria, et al) that took over Russia in 1917, because after all, nothing could be worse than the Czar, right?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 10:35 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: 11B40
Hey Sergeant - What about me? The Geneva Convention says I'm a non-combatant.
You're right Doc, I forgot. The dogs out here will try to kill you too. Go draw a shotgun.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 21, 2021 10:35 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Zettai at May 21, 2021 10:35 PM (x/IHv)
Is it a 867-5309 joke? Palindrome? Record score on Donkey Kong?
Posted by: Methos at May 21, 2021 10:31 PM (kOpft)
Its a six digit code. Hmmm, I've seen some memes that involve six digit codes. Perhaps Anna Puma might understand.
Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2021 10:36 PM (vMCab)
I have found a hard power off reset seems to clear up some iPad problems. I would think the
At you already have smart punctuation off since you post here.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2021 10:34 PM (SPrxZ)
{{{Hrothgar}}}, I turned off JavaScript and it worked!
Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2021 10:36 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 10:36 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2021 10:37 PM (kTF2Z)
What would they ever do if stuck on a desert isle with nothing but a TRS-80 and a printer?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 21, 2021 10:37 PM (fKKqq)
I came back here after 40 years of roaming, am not really a full farmer, have a 55 acres in crops. I rotate corn and soybeans. But the corn around me went in about a month later than usual this year, a lot early May instead of the normal early April. Soil temps were too cold, was the main issue.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 21, 2021 10:37 PM (Cus5s)
Pig, for me, is an all-purpose denigrator of who I identify as arrogant assholes. It's not how I feel about cops.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: dartist at May 21, 2021 10:38 PM (+ya+t)
Protein Wisdom was a great blog, but I can understand why its owner got sick of maintaining it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 10:38 PM (L2ZTs)
I think I remember that exchange when reading the loon prosecutor was still slightly more funny, in a clinical way, than disgusting. Kudos for lasting as long in that asylum as you did.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 21, 2021 10:38 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Dr. Varno
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Dot-matrix printer.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2021 10:39 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 10:40 PM (L2ZTs)
JavaScript is another problem, glad you found that and are back in the game!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2021 10:40 PM (SPrxZ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2021 10:37 PM (kTF2Z)
Where was get a prostate exam by William "The Refrigerator" Perry?
Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2021 10:40 PM (vMCab)
The "Super Flower Blood Moon" is on 25 MAY 21, on the same day as the lunar perigee...
Posted by: Zettai at May 21, 2021 10:35 PM (x/IHv)
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Full moon, closet to earth in it's orbit, and bloody red.
A oooooooooo
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2021 10:40 PM (W9TB4)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2021 10:40 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2021 10:41 PM (W9TB4)
Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2021 10:23
True, and IIRC you prolly are referring to your folks, maybe some siblings too.
But you have broken that mold. I know it's been tough but last I heard you could see all the grandkids. Be well and love those kids.
Posted by: Farmer at May 21, 2021 10:41 PM (55Qr6)
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I don't remember all of the list, but I know that the number one thing I'd rather do than read Patterico was to be sewn up in a sack full of rabid cats and thrown in a river.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2021 10:42 PM (kTF2Z)
Why anyone pays attention to these buttholes, I don't know.
Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2021 10:42 PM (JVd2L)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2021 09:21 PM
Looks like a case of PBA (Post-Barrel Angst).
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 21, 2021 10:42 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: illiniwek
That simply cannot be true, it is global warming we have to fear!
/s
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2021 10:43 PM (SPrxZ)
I think one of my additions would have been "be forced to attend a year of lessons at the Alec Baldwin School Of Charm."
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 10:43 PM (L2ZTs)
But you have broken that mold. I know it's been tough but last I heard you could see all the grandkids. Be well and love those kids.
Posted by: Farmer
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Thanks : )
Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2021 10:43 PM (JVd2L)
There will be total lunar eclipse on 26 MAY 21, but one won't be able to it in the States, except in Hawai'i...
Posted by: Zettai at May 21, 2021 10:44 PM (x/IHv)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 21, 2021 10:37 PM----
The answer, as goes without saying (desert isle, or no), is masturbate. The only actual question is what are they thinking about.
Posted by: irright at May 21, 2021 10:44 PM (BB7pQ)
Posted by: Zettai
I saw Super Flower Blood Moon open for Yellow Magic Orchestra at Madison Square Garden on their world tour in 1980.
Posted by: mikeski at May 21, 2021 10:45 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: illiniwek
What's the general opinion amongst actual farmers in your neck on corn futures?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nonvacinated, second class citizen at May 21, 2021 10:45 PM (vaJW4)
Posted by: Zettai at May 21, 2021 10:45 PM (x/IHv)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 21, 2021 10:46 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 10:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2021 10:49 PM (JVd2L)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2021 10:50 PM (JVd2L)
Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2021 10:51 PM (JVd2L)
Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2021 10:49 PM
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No. No. I works when gals say it, too.
Posted by: irright at May 21, 2021 10:52 PM (BB7pQ)
Won't be back there anytime soon, if ever.
Posted by: Bete at May 21, 2021 10:52 PM (Ojki1)
I was just reading. The CDC is fudging the numbers again, this time to greatly reduce the number of breakthrough infections amongst the vaccinated.
Before, they were ramping up the number of Covid cases. It has to do the the cycle count of the PCR test. They've lowered the cycle count for the vaccinated. So if you are asymptomatic, or only have mild symptoms, you won't count as a breakthrough infection.
The larger cycle counts are still be used for the unvaccinated.
The CDC is a bunch of lying pieces of shit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2021 10:53 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: old chick at May 21, 2021 10:54 PM (sOete)
Posted by: irright at May 21, 2021 10:56 PM (BB7pQ)
my arm is barely sore from my Cuomo XIX shot.
Joey Plugz gave the game away in Korea today on how staged his shit is.
When you are loaded on a cattle car, thank a newsie.
Posted by: sven at May 21, 2021 10:56 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 21, 2021 10:37
Good for you. I get the rotation on those acres. I farmed 180 acres, spit 90/90 corn and beans. You have quite the place from your posts o the gardening thread. Well done.
Posted by: Farmer at May 21, 2021 10:57 PM (55Qr6)
My primary care doctor told me at least a year ago, that the cycle count was essentially the predominant factor in the eventual answer!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2021 10:59 PM (SPrxZ)
Yup you can not make an informed judgement on anything by design because every source of data is lying their asses off....
like Chernobyl.
Posted by: sven at May 21, 2021 10:59 PM (Lzpvj)
I'm almost to the point that, if Joe Biden said the sun would rise in the east tomorrow, I'd consider being up to check whether he's right.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 21, 2021 10:59 PM (joJfO)
Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2021 10:49 PM (JVd2L)
279 SMH, no. It's just that sometimes no other word will do. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)
That's bullshit
But not surprising with the 6-8th grade mentality shone around here on a Friday night
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2021 11:00 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2021 10:53 PM (Mzdiz)
Most honest portrayal was in The Walking Dead where they had all either died or abandoned their post at the zombie outbreak as they were powerless to figure it out and freaked. And the one survivor in suicide takes out the building, supposedly to keep the other diseases there from leaking but given he knows that everyone is already infected with the zombie virus and choses to stay in the explosion it is not unlikely he just gave up.
So the CDC doesn't come off as heroes there.
Posted by: Bete at May 21, 2021 11:00 PM (Ojki1)
so Patterico and Treacher walk into a bar....
Posted by: sven at May 21, 2021 11:01 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 21, 2021 11:01 PM (kFbHr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2021 11:02 PM (64RT6)
Our civil service still worked for the American people then....
I was speaking more to the Soviets and us trying to get ANY straight answer out of Ivan.
We are not Americans dealing with the same Ivan shit from "our" civil service.
Posted by: sven at May 21, 2021 11:02 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 11:02 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 21, 2021 11:02 PM (yQpMk)
I had a thought. So a lot of politicians are looking for ways to incentivize people into getting the Wuflu Super Duper Vax.
It hit me that if they wanted to get conservatives to get the vax instead of money and prizes they would offer free boxes of ammunition.
Amirite? I'm totally right. Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
Posted by: Robert at May 21, 2021 11:03 PM (VAyN1)
Labial Lass has always worked in a jam.
I have been told I have a certain level of "charm" when inclined.
Posted by: sven at May 21, 2021 11:03 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: dartist at May 21, 2021 11:04 PM (+ya+t)
Won't be back there anytime soon, if ever.
Posted by: Bete at May 21, 2021 10:52 PM (Ojki1)
The kitty kats of America thank you for your non-patronage.
Posted by: Joe Biden's Last Remaining Synapse at May 21, 2021 11:05 PM (fLVm1)
CDC has never been portrayed as particularly heroic, even by the donks who should be inclined to fete them as an unelected emergency power base.
Same goes for FEMA.
Posted by: sven at May 21, 2021 11:05 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Last Remaining Synapse at May 21, 2021 11:05 PM (fLVm1)
Well they weren't as tasty as they were in the past as well.
My brother use to go to school in St. Louis, and near his dorm was a Chinese place in the same strip mall as a cat care clinic. That is kind of giving the game away, isn't it?
Posted by: Bete at May 21, 2021 11:07 PM (Ojki1)
Here's some more sober numbers. The Covid thing will be about 1/20th the impact of the Spanish Flu pandemic of 1918. Those PCR cycle counts, if using the CDC's new threshold for breakthrough infections would not even allow Covid to count as a pandemic.
Second, at let this sink in. 2017 was a worse year for excess mortality in the US than 2020, the Covid pandemic year. Now, when you figure in the age of those excess deaths, which were younger, you find that 2020 Covid's lost only about 1/3 of the life-years as 2017.
2017 was suicides and opioid ODs and shit like that.
Let that sink in. 2017 was 3 times as worse for excess deaths than Covid.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2021 11:07 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at May 21, 2021 11:07 PM (6Pqz7)
Posted by: sven at May 21, 2021 11:01 PM (Lzpvj)
Then the bartender yells "get outta my bar you two flaming NeverTrump asshats!!" And all the patrons already there stand, clap and loudly cheer.
*FIN*
;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 11:08 PM (L2ZTs)
Look at the chaff and flares they are dropping on the UFO shit.
The feds play the public like a fiddle, and have been researching population manipulation through messaging with zeal since Wilson.
Posted by: sven at May 21, 2021 11:08 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Robert at May 21, 2021 11:03 PM (VAyN1)
No thanks. I'll buy my own ammo.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 21, 2021 11:09 PM (s9fsa)
These antics are only possible because the American people have been purposefully made stupid about risk starting in the mid 90s.
The kids were fed a constant dose of precautionary principle hysteria their entire intellectual lives.
Posted by: sven at May 21, 2021 11:10 PM (Lzpvj)
close, they spend the next fifteen hours berating the other patrons for daring to drink alcohol.
Posted by: sven at May 21, 2021 11:11 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: irright at May 21, 2021 11:12 PM (BB7pQ)
Posted by: Pete Bog at May 21, 2021 11:12 PM (Jzz++)
Posted by: sven at May 21, 2021 11:01 PM (Lzpvj)
Then the bartender yells "get outta my bar you two flaming NeverTrump asshats!!" And all the patrons already there stand, clap and loudly cheer.
*FIN*
;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 11:08 PM (L2ZTs)
Wait. We don't get it. That's not even funny.
Posted by: A Priest, A Rabbi, And A Kangaroo at May 21, 2021 11:13 PM (fLVm1)
Tomorrow night there's a dinner special: "Casserole Surprise!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 11:13 PM (L2ZTs)
But, mostly effective. I think.
Night, all!
Back to lurking. Mostly.
Posted by: Piercello at May 21, 2021 11:15 PM (ajoh7)
Amirite? I'm totally right. Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
Posted by: Robert
As a rule I stay away from cheap ammo, range or not. Our elected officials can kiss my ass. The only thing they're incentivizing me to do won't be mentioned here.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nonvacinated, second class citizen at May 21, 2021 11:17 PM (vaJW4)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 21, 2021 11:17 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Emmie at May 21, 2021 11:17 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2021 11:17 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 21, 2021 11:18 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 21, 2021 11:20 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Emmie at May 21, 2021 11:20 PM (ofYez)
There's a Twilight Zone episode that will never be made....
"which humans taste better?"
Posted by: sven at May 21, 2021 11:20 PM (Lzpvj)
I have been reading about the Covid vaccines and the purported safety and efficacy thereof the past couple of days. I'm getting more pissed by the hour. My rheumatologist is pressuring me heavily to get the vaccine, and my mother's doctor upset her about it the other day. I'm getting pissed, and am this close to telling the rheumatologist I'm no longer his patient, go get fucked.
The claim that these vaccines are "safe and effective" is bullshit. There is not enough data nor research done for anyone to honestly make that claim. It's all fueled by panic and hysteria. Anyone who repeats that is either a lying sack of shit, or just mindlessly parroting what lying sacks of shit have told him, which he accepts at face value.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2021 11:21 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Piercello at May 21, 2021 11:15
Be well P., good to see you. Keep on posting, you can do it.
Posted by: Farmer at May 21, 2021 11:21 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 21, 2021 11:22 PM (/UQ/R)
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
--- Frank Herbert, Dune
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 21, 2021 11:22 PM (joJfO)
Posted by: Emmie at May 21, 2021 11:23 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: Emmie at May 21, 2021 11:25 PM (ofYez)
Best case is this was an accidental release of a largely hollowed out gain of function vector by "Chinese professionalism" enabled by idiot democrat policy and our political class is REALLY that dumb to hand China a defacto strategic victory economically.
Medium case scenario is this was a test run by the Chinese to see what they can get away with for future use and they found out there is a lot of gain economics warfare wise to minimal risk of reciprocity.
Worst case is the whole thing is an engineered attack by non governmental people with the goal to eliminate 95% of mankind and every level of this sh*t cake is geared towards that goal and there will be constant releases over the next 9-51 years.
The worst case is unlikely but not impossible, I think the best case is a dream, and the medium case probably involves portions of our political class being defacto Chinese agents.
Posted by: sven at May 21, 2021 11:26 PM (Lzpvj)
Women deserving those names will expose themselves by their behavior. Life is too short to walk around with that much anger.
Posted by: Pete Bog at May 21, 2021 11:27 PM (Jzz++)
If you happen to have some MD browbeating you to get it (and that is going to increase) he may tell you how wonderful medical science is, and how great Pharma is (don't you trust me?). He's one little example.
Vioxx. COX-2 specific inhibitor NSAID. It was approved for use, and declared safe and effective. Vioxx went through much more clinical trials and took a longer time than these emergency Covid vaccines.
They pulled it off the market after 5 years. Vioxx killed about 1.5%, 60K, of the 4M Americans who were taking it. Heart attack risks. About twice that number had heart attacks but didn't die due to Vioxx.
You can look up any more numbers of oopsies.
My rule of thumb is to wait a minimum of 5 years, maybe better 10 years, before taking any new treatment.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2021 11:27 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nonvacinated, second class citizen at May 21, 2021 11:28 PM (vaJW4)
They were not holding the global economy hostage to empower a unitary communist party for Vioxx.
They will destroy everything using CUOMO XIX.
Posted by: sven at May 21, 2021 11:29 PM (Lzpvj)
Yes! I am well aware of that. Auto-immune reactions and exasperation of existing such conditions are a big question about these vaccines. That was something I was reading about a good while ago that clinched my decision to stay away from it, above and beyond the general risk.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2021 11:29 PM (Mzdiz)
Barkeep says, "What'll you have?"
Seal says, "anything but a Canadian Club."
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Back in Montana at May 21, 2021 11:31 PM (4l77G)
Just looked it up. The American College of Rheumatology recommends that all their patients take the vaccine unless they are allergic to it.
Fuck them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2021 11:32 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: irright at May 21, 2021 11:33 PM (BB7pQ)
You have to love the circular idiocy.
"How will I know I am allergic to the CUOMO vaccine?"
Well your reaction to taking it.
Posted by: sven at May 21, 2021 11:33 PM (Lzpvj)
"You've found a suitcase containing $750k in cash, in $100 bills, in the brush next to a highway. You can tell that it's been there for at least a year. How would you integrate this money into your life without raising red flags?"
(One person responded: they'd turn it in to the FBI and claim it after no one else does. Bad idea IMHO. The FBI, from what we now know of them, would just arrest you and steal it.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Just looked it up. The American College of Rheumatology recommends that all their patients take the vaccine unless they are allergic to it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2021 11:32 PM (Mzdiz)
This Covid thing taught me that many doctors don't use doctoring skills, experience, and knowledge to treat their patients. Instead, they do whatever their professional organizations or pharmaceutical salesmen tell them to do. You would think they would set aside some time to read up on actual studies.
Posted by: Emmie at May 21, 2021 11:36 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 11:37 PM (L2ZTs)
There is not enough data nor research done for anyone to honestly make
that claim. It's all fueled by panic and hysteria. Anyone who repeats
that is either a lying sack of shit, or just mindlessly parroting what
lying sacks of shit have told him, which he accepts at face value.
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Oh, I don't know about panic and hysteria. I'd take a chance of dying any day getting the shot rather than giving it to anyone in my family. Got a flu shot at a Walgreens a few years ago and I could feel flu coming on before I hit the parking lot. Had some light symptoms from the 2nd Pfizer which were less than the flu shot. Bigger worry for me were blot clots because I have 5 stents (see if you can beat my brothers to them at $10,000 each). All good 3 days out.
Posted by: dartist at May 21, 2021 11:37 PM (+ya+t)
Pirate lawyers love big pharma for a reason. Any doc who says any drug is "safe" is lying. Ask them for a specific risk level and then ask them what they are basing their assessment on. You will rarely get a specific answer.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nonvacinated, second class citizen at May 21, 2021 11:38 PM (vaJW4)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6mbtRkjBxc
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2021 11:38 PM (W9TB4)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 21, 2021 11:39 PM (H5knJ)
The vaccines have not been test in those with autoimmune diseases.
In fact, and this is another infuriating things. If one did not know better, one might conclude these rapid, wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am short term clinical trials they have conducted were designed to exclude just about anyone who might have a problem with the vaccine, and thus derail the process.
Look that up. They excluded a shit ton of people from the trials. Including pregnant women, or women of childbearing who didn't swear to ensure they didn't become pregnant during the trials or some time thereafter.
They now recommend it for pregnant women, despite no testing, BTW. The is the first time in history than any vaccine other than a dead virus vaccine has ever been approved for pregnant women. Well, this is not approved. Just "emergency authorized", with all the authorities recommending it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2021 11:40 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)
I would Horde-source the best way to launder it!
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 21, 2021 11:40 PM (s9fsa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 11:37 PM (L2ZTs)
The harm I am seeing my friends and family experience is downright despicable. One of my friends lost a brother-in-law to the shot. A relative is having persistent exhaustion. I'm fearful that another relative will not be able to have children (she's getting married soon and I guess we'll see).
Posted by: Emmie at May 21, 2021 11:41 PM (ofYez)
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I learned from a certain show that you open a car wash.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2021 11:41 PM (kTF2Z)
I'm thinking Mexican bank, although that could very well turn your whole life into a not-so-great Breaking Bad episode. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 11:42 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2021 11:40 PM (Mzdiz)
That is particularly creepy.
Posted by: Emmie at May 21, 2021 11:42 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 11:43 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: A Priest, A Rabbi, And A Kangaroo at May 21, 2021 11:13 PM (fLVm1)
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A Prius, a minotaur, and a rabbit walk into a bar. Bartender say "Damn autocorrect!"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 21, 2021 11:45 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2021 11:46 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)
I would Horde-source the best way to launder it!
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 21, 2021 11:40 PM (s9fsa)
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Cold water. Hang to dry, if possible. Otherwise tumble dry low. Press with an iron and light starch.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 21, 2021 11:48 PM (CAJOC)
FBI and claim it after no one else does. Bad idea IMHO. The FBI, from
what we now know of them, would just arrest you and steal it.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)
I would Horde-source the best way to launder it!
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 21, 2021 11:40 PM-Easy: Video yourself burning the hundreds and become an idiot-influencer, thereby earning millions. Laundering and multiplying your money simultaneously.
Posted by: irright at May 21, 2021 11:48 PM (BB7pQ)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2021 11:50 PM (W9TB4)
Posted by: dartist at May 21, 2021 11:50 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 21, 2021 11:48 PM (CAJOC)
LOL
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 21, 2021 11:52 PM (s9fsa)
The suitcase full of cash? First check the serial numbers to see if they are red-flagged. If not, spend it slowly. Cash only transactions. Note this would be a long way from integrating the money in a short time.
But that would be the best way to use it. Don't let anyone know you have that much.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2021 11:52 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Emmie at May 21, 2021 11:23
So if I have/suspected of having rheumatoid arthritis I shouldn't get the shot?
Posted by: Farmer at May 21, 2021 11:52 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 11:33 PM
Just hope it isn't ransom money
Posted by: Richard Hauptmann at May 21, 2021 11:56 PM (awtm/)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 21, 2021 11:59 PM (uaw4A)
The risks of this for those with autoimmune conditions are unknown. Nothing is known about it. They haven't tested it. They don't know. That's all that can be said.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2021 12:00 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: dartist at May 21, 2021 11:50
*Adjusts tinfoil hat*
Dartist is spot on. There's another IL citizen not buying the BS.
Posted by: Farmer at May 22, 2021 12:02 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21
Why would the strippers care
Posted by: Jean at May 22, 2021 12:03 AM (Xih1H)
Joe Scarborough Suffers COMPLETE MELTDOWN Over Arizona Audit
Tells Americans to Leave the Country and Be Replaced by Migrants!
Marjorie Taylor Greene Responds to Pelosi
Calls for Investigation on Crazed Speaker for Refusing National Guard at US Capitol on Jan. 6
Gateway Pundit
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 22, 2021 12:03 AM (O+0DS)
___
His monkey ass needs to leave.
Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2021 12:05 AM (JVd2L)
They filled the hall and there were 2,000 outside.
Trump ought to provide them a JumboTron for the next one.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2021 12:06 AM (W9TB4)
Dartist is spot on. There's another IL citizen not buying the BS.
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Fistbump!
Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2021 12:06 AM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Farmer at May 21, 2021 11:52 PM (55Qr6
The "official" recommendation is that the shots are perfectly safe for everyone, no matter their age, medical condition, or pregnancy status.
But, as I mentioned above, I have friends and relatives whose autoimmune conditions worsened after the shots. And doctors who pay attention to the actual effects of the shots are cautioning that it has a weird effect on the immune system and may not be safe for people with autoimmune diseases.
Posted by: Emmie at May 22, 2021 12:09 AM (ofYez)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2021 12:10 AM (W9TB4)
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Well, it's already tomorrow you know. You have some catching up to do.
Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2021 12:11 AM (+ya+t)
The correct answer is: "It ain't MINE. i'll turn it into the local cops, and let it be THEIR moral headache.
And sleep like a baby."
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at May 22, 2021 12:13 AM (QU+qf)
If there's one thing we've all learned the last couple years, it's that LEOs just can't be trusted to do the right thing very much of the time, anymore.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2021 12:14 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2021 12:15 AM (W9TB4)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 22, 2021 12:16 AM (H5knJ)
Gateway Pundit
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 22, 2021 12:17 AM (O+0DS)
Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2021 12:18 AM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 22, 2021 12:20 AM (O+0DS)
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2021 12:20 AM (Mzdiz)
- Cops lock you in an interrogation room for at least 12 hours. No bathroom breaks, no sleep, no contact with the outside world. They keep asking: "where did you REALLY get this money?? We just want to help you."
- You decide you've made a mistake, and try to rectify it by saying the correct thing: "I want a lawyer." Cops will let you contact one... after you've been sitting in your own urine and feces for over 18 hours.
- Cops call FBI who decide to levy Federal charges. Keep in mind, federal prosecutors almost *always* get either the pleas or verdicts they want. You go to jail and the money disappears.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2021 12:20 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Miklos, both late and early at May 22, 2021 12:20 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 22, 2021 12:21 AM (s9fsa)
And sleep like a baby."
"Like taking $750,000 worth of candy from a baby."
Posted by: Miklos the suddenly retired cop at May 22, 2021 12:23 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2021 12:23 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at May 22, 2021 12:24 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2021 12:24 AM (W9TB4)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKpsuGMeqHI
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at May 22, 2021 12:25 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2021 12:24 AM (W9TB4)
Yeah, that's what I figured.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 22, 2021 12:26 AM (s9fsa)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 22, 2021 12:21
They are FREE, I tell ya FREE. Paid for by the US Govt, well by some vanishing creatures called taxpayers.
Posted by: Farmer at May 22, 2021 12:27 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2021 12:27 AM (L2ZTs)
$750K is peanuts compared to what the Fed is printing on a daily average basis. So just think of yourself as a impromptu "primary dealer" who just got a fraction of the printed cash.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2021 12:28 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2021 12:29 AM (W9TB4)
Posted by: chris-cross at May 22, 2021 12:30 AM (k8uM2)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2021 12:31 AM (W9TB4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21
Seriously, open a cash business, fluff it in with real receipts
Posted by: Jean at May 22, 2021 12:31 AM (Xih1H)
Posted by: chris-cross at May 22, 2021 12:30 AM (k8uM2)
It was BooB69
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at May 22, 2021 12:33 AM (rt0xh)
Re the booster shots. This is interesting.
First. mRNA vaccine. This encapsulates a bit of RNA into a little package that can evade your bodies natural defenses, which would break such shit down before it could do anything, and gets inside some of your cells.
Therein, said RNA hijacks your ribosomes in those certain cells to make copies of the Covid virus spike protein. That is, the vaccine makes certain cells inside your body produce a foreign protein. And a foreign protein that will provoke an immune reaction from your body.
This is sort of the definition of automimmunity. Your immune system attacks shit from your own body. Your own body was hijacked by the vaccine to make it. Such has never been approved before for use in humans, keep that in mind.
That process is the basis for the autoimmune concerns with the vaccine.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2021 12:34 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov
A violin/guitar/bass/drum lineup covering Dream Theater.
https://youtu.be/clB3yOKaayE
Posted by: mikeski at May 22, 2021 12:35 AM (P1f+c)
Heh, good try, Braenyard. BTW, you weren't trained by Jesuits, were you?
All the rest of you, welcome to the Land of Lord of the Flies. Don't worry, you'll get there pretty soon.
QDPSteve -- relax. Breathe. Your imagination runneth away with you. W are speculating about cash being tuned IN TO the police, not cash found by cops during a search!
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at May 22, 2021 12:36 AM (QU+qf)
>May I suggest a business with cup sizes nobody understands, and burnt coffee?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 22, 2021 12:37 AM (tVOev)
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Just buy a house. Who's going to question you?
Posted by: Patrisse Khan-Cullors at May 22, 2021 12:38 AM (vOGqy)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at May 22, 2021 12:39 AM (QU+qf)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2021 12:39 AM (W9TB4)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at May 22, 2021 12:33 AM (rt0xh)
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Ha, silly me. Here I was pasting BooB69 into my hex editor.
Posted by: chris-cross at May 22, 2021 12:39 AM (k8uM2)
So how does it work. By hijacking your cells to make the spike protein, your immune system develops antibodies to the spike protein, and this can fight off the real coronavirus if it attacks you. Yay! That's the hope of the process.
Fun facts we've learned. The spike protein itself is pathogenic. This has been demonstrated in animal and human cell cultures -- I've seen reference to several studies showing that. In particular, it can evoke and strong inflammatory response in endothelial cells, such as those that line your blood vessels and airways and such. Some people can be very sensitive to that.
This is likely the mechanism of the blood clots (and strokes and worse) "associated" with the vaccine. A study out in just the last couple of days proved this spike protein was in the bloodstream of around 20% of those who took the vaccine.
The CDC and NIH and Pharma said before this wouldn't happen. The spike protein would just stay on those cells, and not get in the bloodstream.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2021 12:39 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at May 22, 2021 12:42 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: irongrampa at May 22, 2021 12:43 AM (KATBx)
>May I suggest a business with cup sizes nobody understands, and burnt coffee?
Posted by: Dr. Bone
Just don't burn the beans and you might triple your money
Posted by: Jean at May 22, 2021 12:44 AM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2021 12:44 AM (W9TB4)
Hookers and Cocaine. I'd sell the coke and buy more hookers and cocaine and hopefully, eventually become a drug kingpin.
The horde could help me distribute for a cut. qdpsteve should be good to go for SoCal distribution.
Then I'd buy more hookers and cocaine.
Posted by: JROD at May 22, 2021 12:45 AM (0jZnq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2021 12:45 AM (L2ZTs)
Now, ADE. Antibody Disease Enhancement. Now terms out the antibodies produced when the vaccine hijacks your cells to make the foreign 'Rona spike protein have a curious property. The majority of those are "binding", not "neutralizing" antibodies. The latter actually neutralize the pathogen. The former just bind to it, but don't stop it.
In the natural immune learning process, think of the binding antibodies as near-misses, quality control problems with the immune system trying to fight the pathogen.
This means the dose of the mRNA vaccines must be high enough to get enough neutralizing antibodies produced, at the expense of a shit-ton of binding ones. The antibody response levels of the vaccines are much higher than a natural infection. This is odd. No vaccine dose has ever done this before.
And the reason is now known. That insanely high binding ratio.
Oh, binding antibodies are known to make diseases worse, *enhancing* the ability of the pathogen to attack your body.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2021 12:46 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2021 12:48 AM (W9TB4)
Now, suppose the antibody response wanes with time. As it wanes, the level of neutralizing antibodies will get too low. And only binding types would remain, meaning if you had a breakthrough Covid infection, it might be worse than if you weren't vaccinated.
So, need to get a booster to drive those neutralizing antibodies up again.
This is the kind of shit that requires time and research (and honesty) to figure out. None of which are present in the hell-for-leather development of these vaccines.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2021 12:49 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2021 12:49 AM (W9TB4)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2021 12:51 AM (W9TB4)
Louise Attaque:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqpZNvvKIXA
Dixie Dregs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isMwQykag5c
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at May 22, 2021 12:51 AM (rt0xh)
Or, was I being too suBtle, there?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2021 12:54 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at May 22, 2021 12:56 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2021 12:57 AM (W9TB4)
This is the kind of shit that requires time and research (and honesty) to figure out. None of which are present in the hell-for-leather development of these vaccines.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2021 12:49 AM (Mzdiz)
Except, that flies in the face of standard theory of getting vaccines.
once you get it, your body learns how to defeat it, you don't need a 'booster shot'.
Posted by: Romeo13 OLD F'n Navy, Ret. at May 22, 2021 12:57 AM (oHd/0)
Oh, binding antibodies are known to make diseases worse, *enhancing* the ability of the pathogen to attack your body.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2021 12:46 AM (Mzdiz)
And worse.. you only have so much of an immune system. If it is 'highjacked' to fight an non existent Covid 19, it is NOT fighting other things... like... oh... CANCER.
Posted by: Romeo13 OLD F'n Navy, Ret. at May 22, 2021 12:59 AM (oHd/0)
I met the blogger Old NFO at NRA '13 in Houston. I was honored to be in his presence. And yours.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2021 12:59 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Romeo13 OLD F'n Navy, Ret. at May 22, 2021 12:57 AM (oHd/0)
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DPT shots annually booster biannually.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2021 01:00 AM (W9TB4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2021 01:01 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2021 01:03 AM (l0Lgi)
Posted by: mikeski
two of my favorite bands that feature violin:
Louise Attaque
Dixie Dregs
Posted by: Pikov Andropov
The Dregs had a short-term keyboardist in 1994 named Jordan Rudess.
A few years later, he joined..... Dream Theater.
Small world.
Posted by: mikeski at May 22, 2021 01:04 AM (P1f+c)
Many vaccines do require boosters. The immune response to some wanes over time, requiring re-vaccination or the booster. It others, one application results in lifetime immunity. The reasons for this are well from understood.
At the start of this mess, I remember reading some stuff on why producing vaccines for coronaviruses like this are hard. There has never been one before. They launched a crash program to create one for this Covid-19 shit.
And as everything I'm reading is confirming, this has been reckless. There has not been anywhere enough testing, research, etc, to know just what the hell we've got here.
I'll pass. For the foreseeable future.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2021 01:10 AM (Mzdiz)
"You've found a suitcase containing $750k in cash, in $100 bills, in the brush next to a highway. You can tell that it's been there for at least a year. How would you integrate this money into your life without raising red flags?"
(One person responded: they'd turn it in to the FBI and claim it after no one else does. Bad idea IMHO. The FBI, from what we now know of them, would just arrest you and steal it.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)
For starters make sure it doesn't have a tracking device being followed by a very strong man with the will to use great violence.
Posted by: Bete at May 22, 2021 01:13 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at May 22, 2021 01:16 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2021 12:48 AM (W9TB4)
Won't they get in the way of the firefighters who are battling the blaze that breaks out there 6 hours before though?
Posted by: Bete at May 22, 2021 01:22 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Miklos, gosh darn it at May 22, 2021 01:24 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Guido at May 22, 2021 01:25 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Bete
Earthquakes, floods....locusts!
Posted by: Miklos from Dominion Voting Systems at May 22, 2021 01:25 AM (QzkSJ)
Anybody seen it?
Posted by: Miklos, gosh darn it at May 22, 2021 01:24 AM (QzkSJ)
So you are saying you had $750,000 in cash? Care to grab a seat and have a friendly chat? Totally no need to have a lawyer present, it's just a friendly chat.
Posted by: One of the 99% honest FBI Ham & Eggers at May 22, 2021 01:26 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Miklos, temporary paisan at May 22, 2021 01:27 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bete
Earthquakes, floods....locusts!
Posted by: Miklos from Dominion Voting Systems at May 22, 2021 01:25 AM (QzkSJ)
Well the locusts are the judge's fault as he ordered the Dem parties in the case to appear.
Posted by: Bete at May 22, 2021 01:28 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: One of the 99% honest FBI Ham & Eggers
Uh, it's in the bag with Hunter's laptop.
Posted by: Miklos, thinking fast at May 22, 2021 01:29 AM (QzkSJ)
https://youtu.be/HyF9bsxCMUk
Across this whole album, they used 11 vocalists: 3 soloists and an 8-voice choir. And a normal metal-band lineup with 4 guitarists, 2 keyboardists, 1 bassist, and 1 drummer. And a 5-piece chamber orchestra: 2 violins, 1 viola, 1 cello, and 1 double bass.
Posted by: mikeski at May 22, 2021 01:30 AM (P1f+c)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP3jFqDmiSI
Is it wrong to feel a bit of...pride?
Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2021 01:30 AM (JVd2L)
Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2021 01:30 AM (JVd2L)
No, but then you see those Russian dash cam vids and you kind of feel a bit of awe as well as directly see the hand of the divine as there is no other way people walk away from some of those events.
Posted by: Bete at May 22, 2021 01:32 AM (Ojki1)
And boy, are there videos upon videos of that simple truth.
Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2021 01:35 AM (JVd2L)
Posted by: Bete
___
True, true.
Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2021 01:35 AM (JVd2L)
"You've found a suitcase containing $750k in cash, in $100 bills, in the brush next to a highway. You can tell that it's been there for at least a year. How would you integrate this money into your life without raising red flags?"
[...]
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)
I wouldn't answer the question. Designed to get one into trouble, somehow.
Posted by: soulpile at May 22, 2021 01:48 AM (hiX0r)
the correct answer: "I was told there would be no math"
Posted by: Guido at May 22, 2021 01:57 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at May 22, 2021 01:58 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 22, 2021 02:24 AM (DL4jo)
Posted by: raimondo at May 22, 2021 03:22 AM (/mWZ4)
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2021 04:15 AM (Cxk7w)
The gigantic party bowl was called "The San Diego Zoo."
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 22, 2021 04:40 AM (xopIz)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 22, 2021 04:42 AM (xopIz)
Posted by: sven at May 22, 2021 07:37 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: WileECoyote at May 22, 2021 07:45 AM (DgadT)
Violin Rock Bands: "It's a Beautiful Day", "McKendree Spring", "Jefferson Airplane", "Hot Tuna".
Posted by: 11B40 at May 22, 2021 08:53 AM (evgyj)
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