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Quarantine Cafe: Grab Bag Edition
Skip to 37:10 for a great Carvey-era SNL sketch that I believe was cut out of the show for repeats.
Here's another good one, at 40:30. Funny ad parody at 7:30. Hot chick demonstrates an actual skill. Via My Pimp Shot My Dealer. Some more Steve Inman clips:Everyday Heroes pic.twitter.com/SC5WuAIhE8
— Steve Inman (@SteveInmanUIC) May 24, 2021
Time Travel Moped pic.twitter.com/GZkynStXyu
— Steve Inman (@SteveInmanUIC) April 29, 2021
Bro Back Mountain pic.twitter.com/5SuneiMjgF
— Steve Inman (@SteveInmanUIC) April 29, 2021
Caught cheating 😂 pic.twitter.com/9euREdBQIA
— Steve Inman (@SteveInmanUIC) April 29, 2021
Looks fun pic.twitter.com/oANewn0THd
— Steve Inman (@SteveInmanUIC) May 19, 2021
One of the cuter Dodo stories: An older dog loses her family and is languishing in a high-kill shelter. But two little girls see her picture online and take a liking to her.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 24, 2021 06:32 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 24, 2021 06:32 PM (twkq4)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 24, 2021 06:32 PM (twkq4)
Posted by: Toni at May 24, 2021 06:33 PM (/c+mq)
It's a quandary.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 24, 2021 06:34 PM (K7//1)
but seriously what is up with this website, I come here and my computer freezes like Joe Biden's Brain. What is ace doing here? It's like a union thug just asked me about the second amendment and the best response is to invite the guy who is 40 years younger than me to step outside and settle it via choke dancing.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 24, 2021 06:35 PM (7uiTk)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at May 24, 2021 06:36 PM (Clxcy)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 24, 2021 06:32 PM (twkq4)
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It's not coal, rather, it's early stage diamond!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 24, 2021 06:36 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at May 24, 2021 06:36 PM (o6NKx)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 24, 2021 06:38 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 24, 2021 06:38 PM (45fpk)
Anyone check the count meter for unique hits now vs last month?
Posted by: Braenyard_ voting Trump/DeSantis 2024 at May 24, 2021 06:38 PM (e+YsQ)
*swoon*
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at May 24, 2021 06:36 PM (o6NKx)
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When did mommy let you out of the basement?
Posted by: Heckler in the back of the main room at May 24, 2021 06:38 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2021 06:39 PM (6qvOy)
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She looks like that Virgin Galactic plane that just reached an altitude of 55 miles.
Posted by: Braenyard_ voting Trump/DeSantis 2024 at May 24, 2021 06:40 PM (e+YsQ)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 24, 2021 06:42 PM (bTQ72)
*swoon*
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at May 24, 2021 06:36 PM (o6NKx)
I remember my first top ten. It was like moving from the kids table to the adult table.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2021 06:42 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 24, 2021 06:42 PM (KZzsI)
People can't believe a politician played them.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2021 06:43 PM (OCTRt)
Cool level 10.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 24, 2021 06:43 PM (5p7BC)
It's a quandary.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 24, 2021 06:34 PM (K7//1)
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Today I disabled JavaScript but just for this website. I can still play the videos, maybe because they are actually embeds from other sites that I haven't blocked it on. This is on Brave.
Disclaimer: I had one computer science class in college and it involved punch cards.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2021! at May 24, 2021 06:43 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 24, 2021 06:43 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 24, 2021 06:44 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 24, 2021 06:44 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: ziggy at May 24, 2021 06:44 PM (UHVv4)
All he had to say after was "Far Out!"......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 24, 2021 06:45 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Unkaren at May 24, 2021 06:45 PM (vGJY7)
Talkin' 'bout the car wash, yeah
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 24, 2021 06:45 PM (II3Gr)
Few things better than kids getting an awesome new pet. The joy is pure and overwhelming.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman
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Every dog deserves a kid.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 24, 2021 06:45 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 06:46 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 24, 2021 06:46 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 24, 2021 06:42 PM (KZzsI)
The talk of bats, no bats, and how to go from one state of batdom to the other was the last thread.
Posted by: Bete at May 24, 2021 06:47 PM (Ojki1)
can you start a fire?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 24, 2021 06:47 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 24, 2021 06:45 PM (mht8P)
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I'll take three to go, please.
Posted by: Cujo at May 24, 2021 06:47 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 24, 2021 06:47 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Infidel at May 24, 2021 06:48 PM (E0OEG)
I tried that in a Champions game once. We were facing off with a vampire street gang. My character took his jacket off, handed it to one of the vampire girls and told her "hold this, I'm gonna kick your boyfriend's ass".
She jumped my character and tried to bite him. I figured it was worth at least a pause on her part.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 24, 2021 06:48 PM (KZzsI)
People can't believe a politician played them.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2021 06:43 PM (OCTRt)
They are probably also pissed at that weed wasn't suddenly made legal everywhere as well.
Posted by: Bete at May 24, 2021 06:48 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 24, 2021 06:48 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2021 06:49 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 24, 2021 06:48 PM (KZzsI)
They wax regularly.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 24, 2021 06:49 PM (II3Gr)
That was pretty good
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2021 06:49 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 24, 2021 06:49 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2021 06:50 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 24, 2021 06:47 PM (bTQ72)
Ryan started the fire.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 24, 2021 06:50 PM (7mlK4)
Disclaimer: I had one computer science class in college and it involved punch cards.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2021! at May 24, 2021 06:43 PM (wyw4S)
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Or maybe it works because I just blocked Ace.mu.nu and not the acecomments pages.
Anyway, I don't have to turn it off and on.
I guess that computer science course really stuck with me.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2021! at May 24, 2021 06:50 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 06:50 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Mookie at May 24, 2021 06:51 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Mr Ed at May 24, 2021 06:51 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: will choose a nic later
Yeah, but it's a waste of a condom.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 24, 2021 06:49 PM (OssQ4)
Once, my people used every part of the rubber.
Before the White Man came...
Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody Special Lasagna at May 24, 2021 06:51 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 24, 2021 06:51 PM (tVOev)
Posted by: Infidel
I choked on my coffee at that one.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 24, 2021 06:51 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2021 06:52 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Mookie at May 24, 2021 06:51 PM (u+Y3T)
You ain't just whistlin' Dixie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2021 06:52 PM (lmikk)
Ditto The Simpsons
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 24, 2021 06:53 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD, NOT an expert at May 24, 2021 06:53 PM (lmikk)
Laibach. 80s German (?) (Russian? Yugoslavian?) industrial cover of the Beatles Get Back
https://youtu.be/7IEi7hxiy5g
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 24, 2021 06:53 PM (c9fg/)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 24, 2021 06:54 PM (bTQ72)
Talkin' 'bout the car wash, yeah
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 24, 2021 06:45 PM (II3Gr)
Hippo, you better stay away from that hooker!
Posted by: Kid on the skateboard at May 24, 2021 06:55 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: The Illegal that burned down half of CA a couple of years ago at May 24, 2021 06:55 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at May 24, 2021 06:55 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 24, 2021 06:56 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2021 06:56 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 24, 2021 06:56 PM (twkq4)
What a sweet video
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 24, 2021 06:56 PM (4tfcV)
We didn't start the fire...it's been always burning since the world's been turning....
Posted by: Mookie at May 24, 2021 06:57 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 24, 2021 06:57 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2021 06:56 PM (Cxk7w)
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Her, umm, assets have yet to reach their full potential.
Posted by: Heckler in the back of the main room at May 24, 2021 06:58 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 06:58 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 24, 2021 06:58 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: JT at May 24, 2021 06:59 PM (arJlL)
I'm handy that way.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 24, 2021 06:56 PM (twkq4)
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Ooh, I know that one! It involves a five gallon can of gasoline and a Bic lighter, right?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 24, 2021 06:59 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Mookie at May 24, 2021 06:51 PM (u+Y3T) "
LOL, this !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 24, 2021 06:59 PM (ErSvT)
We didn't start the fire...it's been always burning since the world's been turning....
Posted by: Mookie at May 24, 2021 06:57 PM (u+Y3T)
You know one constant in this crazy, mixed up world? That Billy Joel ever marrying Christy Brinkley is insane.
Ladies love the music man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD, NOT an expert at May 24, 2021 06:59 PM (lmikk)
But I'm gonna be a diamond some day
I'm gonna grow and glow till I'm so blue, pure, perfect
I'm gonna put a smile on everybody's face
I'm gonna kneel and pray every day
Lest I should become vain along the way
And I'm just an old chunk of coal now, Lord
But I'm gonna be a diamond some day
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 24, 2021 06:59 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2021 06:52 PM (vMCab)
What, exactly were you doing that led to the discovery of said videos?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 07:00 PM (4fSQf)
Your heart is a diamond one. I gets you are cold and on target when you need bear spray. But clear and valuable when you save people with your pouncing. Carry on.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 07:00 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD, NOT an expert
I suppose it depends on your definition of "pubic". Is it the time or the location? The part of the pelvis called the "pubic bone" is there before puberty.....
Posted by: mikeski at May 24, 2021 07:02 PM (P1f+c)
The hot chick video lived up to it's billing. She was indeed hot. And limber.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2021 07:02 PM (23q3w)
I wonder if pulling a bullet out of a cartridge, then pouring powder on dry kindling, then firing the empty cartridge into the powder would work?
Hmmmm.....
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 24, 2021 07:02 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 24, 2021 07:02 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 24, 2021 07:02 PM (7mlK4)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 24, 2021 06:54 PM (bTQ72)
Asking the questions no one really wants the answers to...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 24, 2021 07:03 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Mookie at May 24, 2021 06:51 PM (u+Y3T)
Or just that you were young and your sense of humor was stupid as well.
Posted by: Bete at May 24, 2021 07:03 PM (Ojki1)
*swoon*
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at May 24, 2021 06:36 PM (o6NKx)
The main room!! Groovus!!
Posted by: Comicus at May 24, 2021 07:03 PM (7bRMQ)
What, exactly were you doing that led to the discovery of said videos?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 07:00 PM (4fSQf)
So I watch a youtube channel called MXR Plays which is a bf and gf usually reacting to reddits or tiktoks. And they usually have at least one viral image that is very spicy. Hot Tub streamer clips have made appearances, including a woman that once was very negative towards "thot"ery but then embraced the darkside. That's part of it. And then the Quartering has been posting videos about the news of them getting put in their own category and the massive revenue drop from ads they're getting.
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2021 07:04 PM (vMCab)
***
I think it will happen at the community college level pretty soon, making it even more worthless than it already is*.
And mysteriously books and lab fees will suddenly have a total cost that is more than tuition used to be. And it will be such a mystery.
* I'm on record as stating that I taught at one part time and how valuable they were 15+ years ago when adults could take actual evening and night classes related to fields they were interested in and the classes were taught by people actually working in those fields.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Watching the POS Biden Adventure at May 24, 2021 07:04 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Looking for online instructions on dealing with an overflowing hot tub, I'm sure.
Posted by: mikeski at May 24, 2021 07:04 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 24, 2021 07:02 PM (2SdPm)
I think it worked on Star Trek once.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 24, 2021 07:04 PM (7mlK4)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 24, 2021 07:04 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2021 06:52 PM (vMCab)
My favorite was the one where the bikini clan gal who was in a hot tub, and she was sitting lounging on an inflatable banana. I saw that in the Itsagundam video and wondered: 'Whatever happened to just looking for naked women?'
Latex Banana is a very specific kind of kink.
Posted by: Aetius451AD, NOT an expert at May 24, 2021 07:04 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 24, 2021 06:32 PM (twkq4)
Now you know that's not true. You have a heart as big as all outdoors.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2021 07:04 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2021 07:05 PM (6qvOy)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2021 07:02 PM (23q3w)
And probably 15....
Posted by: Angry Dad at May 24, 2021 07:05 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: The Illegal that burned down half of CA a couple of years ago
Ah, Senior El Climato Chango, pleased to meet you.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 24, 2021 07:05 PM (r1z5A)
Ditto The Simpsons
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 24, 2021 06:53 PM (KZzsI)
Ditto Family Guy.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2021 07:05 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 24, 2021 07:02 PM (7mlK4)
Star Trek IV ref. Very nice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD, NOT an expert at May 24, 2021 07:06 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Most of the videogame news sites have covered it over the last couple of days. Tech news aggregators like BadBlue Tech, too.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 24, 2021 07:06 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2021 07:05 PM (2JVJo)
The first season was awesome- then it started getting political and got real old.
Posted by: Aetius451AD, NOT an expert at May 24, 2021 07:06 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
And an attitude to go along with it...(smiley face icon here)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 24, 2021 07:07 PM (r1z5A)
I wonder if pulling a bullet out of a cartridge, then pouring powder on dry kindling, then firing the empty cartridge into the powder would work?
Hmmmm.....
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 24, 2021 07:02 PM (2SdPm)
I never go hiking in the woods without taking my Lee singlestage press loaded with a Hornady bullet-pulling die.
The press fits in the daypack just fine. But I have to really stretch the nylon to get the reloading bench in there.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 24, 2021 07:07 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 24, 2021 07:07 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: blake
Not kindling, but tinder. Kindling's too big. You need like shredded cedar bark or straw.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 24, 2021 07:08 PM (nI1Kq)
Posted by: Bete
I think this is closer to the truth. I remember when Letterman was funny. When I was 20 and smoking weed every night.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 24, 2021 07:08 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2021 07:08 PM (6qvOy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD, NOT an expert at May 24, 2021 07:04 PM (lmikk)
Could've socked this as "Donovan".
Oh well.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 24, 2021 07:09 PM (t+qrx)
Latex Banana is a very specific kind of kink.
Posted by: Aetius451AD, NOT an expert at May 24, 2021 07:04 PM (lmikk)
Other than you can watch it on twitch and so you're not busted with a "porn" site on your computer, that's about it I think. So unless your a 14 year old boy that doesn't want to get caught there are sites essentially just like twitch, except there's no pretense and they get naked and usually have better toys than a latex banana.
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2021 07:09 PM (vMCab)
Literally everything broke apart as I removed it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 24, 2021 07:09 PM (px53t)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 24, 2021 07:09 PM (iTXRQ)
The press fits in the daypack just fine. But I have to really stretch the nylon to get the reloading bench in there.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 24, 2021 07:07 PM (n+4am)
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Multi tool with pliers should do the trick. Or, a knife to pry out the bullet. Of course, I'm thinking pistol bullet and not rifle bullet.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 24, 2021 07:09 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2021 07:05 PM (2JVJo)
Family guy vs the chicken is a classic:
https://tinyurl.com/jcc7d7k2
Posted by: Boswell at May 24, 2021 07:10 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Most of the videogame news sites have covered it over the last couple of days. Tech news aggregators like BadBlue Tech, too.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist
(searches here)
Yes, it was in Pixy's Saturday-morning tech news dump, too. Below the fold.
We have an excuse for knowing about them, now.
Posted by: mikeski at May 24, 2021 07:10 PM (P1f+c)
Hmmmm.....
Posted by: blake
Have done it before.
Use a pistol with a 4 inch barrel.
Better using flint and steel on gunpowder.
Yeah. I carry some BP in a waterproof container for just that.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2021 07:10 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2021 07:10 PM (6qvOy)
That Billy Joel ever marrying Christy Brinkley is insane.
Paulina Porizkova and a praying mantis....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 24, 2021 07:10 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 24, 2021 06:32 PM (twkq4)
Now you know that's not true. You have a heart as big as all outdoors.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
But without all of the roadside trash and turds and such.
Posted by: JT at May 24, 2021 07:11 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 24, 2021 07:08 PM (nI1Kq)
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Ah, that's right. I knew there was a specific term, but, couldn't remember it.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 24, 2021 07:11 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2021 07:11 PM (IHyjr)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 24, 2021 07:11 PM (UHVv4)
Do not try to attract models without Trump amounts of money.
Ask me how I know. OK. Don't ask. Her first question was how much money I had.
Years later I have a better answer.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 07:12 PM (u82oZ)
Have a great evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2021 07:12 PM (Cxk7w)
Amazon could be close to a deal to buy the Hollywood studio MGM Holdings in a mega deal worth nearly $9 billion, according to a Monday report by the Wall Street Journal, which cited anonymous sources familiar with the negotiations.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2021 07:12 PM (63Dwl)
It's been a long day: I read that as, "Billy Joe Shaver marrying Christy Brinkley...".
Posted by: Bert G at May 24, 2021 07:12 PM (sAW0o)
Yes, it was in Pixy's Saturday-morning tech news dump, too. Below the fold.
We have an excuse for knowing about them, now.
Posted by: mikeski at May 24, 2021 07:10 PM (P1f+c)
No one here is going to believe you read the content.
Posted by: Bete at May 24, 2021 07:12 PM (Ojki1)
Latex Banana is a very specific kind of kink.
***
If the internet has taught us anything beyond people want conformity, rules, and uniformity in all things, it's that every thing is porn for someone, and those someones can find each other and not feel like such pervs.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Watching the POS Biden Adventure at May 24, 2021 07:12 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 24, 2021 07:10 PM (n+4am)
Not as creepy as arachnoid Ann Coulter spinning Bill Maher in her tasty web and sucking the Life Juice out of him.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 24, 2021 07:13 PM (7mlK4)
Posted by: Downcast at May 24, 2021 07:13 PM (JjMWb)
Posted by: JT at May 24, 2021 07:13 PM (arJlL)
*swoon*
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at May 24, 2021 06:36 PM (o6NKx)
I remember my first top ten. It was like moving from the kids table to the adult table.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2021 06:42 PM (axyOa)
Wait until Ace gives you a hat tip or you make the sidebar. Then you're really in the big leagues, gettin' your turn at bat and movin' on up.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2021 07:13 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Eromero at May 24, 2021 07:13 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: blake
Definitely pistol. Rifle barrel is too long for any fire to travel from just a primer ignition.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2021 07:13 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 07:00 PM (4fSQf)
buzzion haunting the hot tubs
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 24, 2021 07:13 PM (IMQiW)
And yeah, Paulina Porizkova and Ric Ocasic, whom she labeled the "sexiest man in the world". A pretty face don't mean no pretty heart, as the man said.
No matter how hideous or weird you look, if you're a popular musician you can score the babes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 24, 2021 07:13 PM (KZzsI)
Amazon could be close to a deal to buy the Hollywood studio MGM Holdings in a mega deal worth nearly $9 billion, according to a Monday report by the Wall Street Journal, which cited anonymous sources familiar with the negotiations.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2021 07:12 PM (63Dwl)
I expect your franchise to die, Mr Bond.
Posted by: Bete at May 24, 2021 07:13 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 24, 2021 07:14 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Mookie at May 24, 2021 07:14 PM (u+Y3T)
***
I would love to live in that timeline.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Watching the POS Biden Adventure at May 24, 2021 07:14 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 07:15 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bete at May 24, 2021 07:15 PM (Ojki1)
That was lots of fun. But I mean, damn, the man had a gold record in like 7 consecutive decades. I could totally see him acting like that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 24, 2021 07:15 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 07:15 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 24, 2021 07:16 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2021 07:16 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2021 07:13 PM
It's not nearly as fun making the sidebar when it's because you've been banned. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Bert G at May 24, 2021 07:16 PM (sAW0o)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Everybody is somebody's fetish.
Posted by: mikeski at May 24, 2021 07:16 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2021 07:17 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2021 07:17 PM (6qvOy)
Are you going to join us next month, with your sweet puppers?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 24, 2021 07:17 PM (U2p+3)
SCENE: Jane Bond is tied to a table as a dangerous looking laser cuts toward her body.
Bond: "Do you expect my franchise to be any more woke?"
Blofeld:....
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 24, 2021 07:17 PM (KZzsI)
https://tinyurl.com/jcc7d7k2
Posted by: Boswell
You know, if they spun off Chicken vs. Family Guy into its own show, I'd watch it. It never gets old.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2021 07:18 PM (23q3w)
Seal and Claudia Schiffer
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 24, 2021 07:07 PM (KZzsI)
Ric Ocasek and Paulina Porizkova.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2021 07:18 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2021 07:18 PM (6qvOy)
Sometimes it does happen, rarely. Usually a girl a man married before he became famous, and for once didn't trade her in.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 24, 2021 07:19 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 24, 2021 07:19 PM (5HBd1)
Why not a great looking guy and a two bagger?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 24, 2021 07:16 PM (U2p+3)
Because when the hot guy leaves the girl usually no one knew who the gal was before, and she doesn't become famous after.
Paul Hogan and his first wife, or Tom Hanks and his first wife.
Posted by: Bete at May 24, 2021 07:19 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 07:19 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 24, 2021 07:20 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Mookie at May 24, 2021 07:20 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: DB
You're right, I knew it was one of those 90s era supermodels.
The strange thing about Claudia is that she was never super pretty to me, she just oozed sexuality, like she'd melt your underwear just by looking at you. Something about her brought out my inner wolf, stamping and howling, and I almost never do that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 24, 2021 07:20 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2021 07:18 PM (2JVJo)
Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovette.
Posted by: Bete at May 24, 2021 07:20 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Eromero at May 24, 2021 07:21 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 24, 2021 07:17 PM (KZzsI)
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All of a sudden, I'm picturing Tim Curry as Dr. Frank-n-Furter playing Blofeld.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 24, 2021 07:21 PM (2SdPm)
In an 18-page ruling, the judge ordered the Small Business Administration (SBA) relief program to temporarily stop prioritizing funding applications from businesses owned by women and racial minorities, over that of the plaintiff.
U.S. District Judge Reed OConnor, an appointee of former President George W. Bush, found that the plaintiff is experiencing race and sex discrimination at the hand of government officials.
About time
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2021 07:21 PM (IHyjr)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 07:12 PM (u82oZ)
Probably the same as mine "Not enough!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2021 07:21 PM (hOUT3)
https://youtu.be/SPR3RYP0Pbg
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 24, 2021 07:22 PM (KZzsI)
And Erin is my dream girl.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 24, 2021 07:22 PM (OssQ4)
BALDWINSVILLE, N.Y. (WSYR-TV) -- An 8-month-old Baldwinsville boy, Enzo Mincolla, has made history as the youngest person in the world to receive two doses of the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine.
As part of the clinical trial conducted by Upstate Medical University, they'll continue to follow his progress. His parents are both doctors and had no concerns about shots for their baby.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2021 07:22 PM (63Dwl)
...
nah, that's kind of a push. Besides he sings coutry, why wouldn't he love a horse?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 24, 2021 07:23 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 24, 2021 07:23 PM (/4YT6)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 24, 2021 07:16 PM (U2p+3)
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I know an average guy married to a gal that is below average in looks, but, man, her personality makes her an 11.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 24, 2021 07:23 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: mikeski at May 24, 2021 07:16 PM (P1f+c)
Oh you would like to think so.
Posted by: Hans Moleman at May 24, 2021 07:23 PM (PiwSw)
Yeah that Fixer Upper show with the Waco folks... I like the guy okay even though he's really goofy but that woman bothers me, like she's sleeping with Paolo while he's on the job. She's too made up and artificial seeming. Something about her isn't right.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 24, 2021 07:24 PM (KZzsI)
https://youtu.be/SPR3RYP0Pbg
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
If memory serves, the Cripple Fight scene was just a frame by frame re-enactment of the Piper/David fight scene from They Live!
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2021 07:24 PM (23q3w)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 24, 2021 07:23 PM (KZzsI)
Neigh it ain't so!
Posted by: J Effen Kerry at May 24, 2021 07:24 PM (hOUT3)
***
Not a cult.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Watching the POS Biden Adventure at May 24, 2021 07:25 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 24, 2021 07:25 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - White Man: Threat or Menace? Now Sponsored by The Outrage Outlet! at May 24, 2021 07:25 PM (bzXQ0)
**checks seat cushions**
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 24, 2021 07:26 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 24, 2021 07:26 PM (5HBd1)
Medical University, they'll continue to follow his progress. His parents
are both doctors and had no concerns about shots for their baby.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
8 MONTHS!!!?? No concern for the shot?! HOW ABOUT SOME CONCERN FOR YOUR CHILD!!! We are turning into a nation of idiots...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 24, 2021 07:26 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Mookie
funny stuff !
Posted by: JT at May 24, 2021 07:27 PM (arJlL)
unreal!!! It's a bargain at a mere $160,000,000. We could all live on it
comfortable! And It's only about $15,000,000 a year to run!!!
**checks seat cushions**
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4
Does the radio work?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 24, 2021 07:27 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 24, 2021 07:24 PM (KZzsI)
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I gave up on Fixer Upper when Chip and Joanna were leaving, but, let the siren song of cash keep them on the show.
I thought they had the gumption to leave, but, nope.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 24, 2021 07:28 PM (2SdPm)
Abbott says he will sign.
Beatoff O'Cuck hardest hit.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 24, 2021 07:28 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 24, 2021 07:28 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 24, 2021 07:28 PM (px53t)
----If I have my shoes, it's no problemo. Lace off, make a bow, start fire.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 24, 2021 07:29 PM (HBlzO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD, NOT an expert at May 24, 2021 07:29 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 24, 2021 07:29 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I don't see it. I like Ben, he's goofy and full of puns, like most builders I've worked with. I think they're both good folks. Also they're from Laurel, MS, not Waco.
Unless you're thinking of a different show.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 24, 2021 07:29 PM (OssQ4)
Seal and Claudia Schiffer
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 24, 2021 07:07 PM (KZzsI)
...........
Molly k. and the Mr. k.
Ok maybe not.
..........
Different subject. I lost my main dog a few months ago and have been looking. I have my spare who is growing on me. I watched for the first time today the movie "Togo". Looks like my spare. I haven't quit crying and the dog video made me start again. I need another shelter dog. Besides JJ in the morning the dog videos in the evening are my favorites/\.
Posted by: Molly k. at May 24, 2021 07:29 PM (cUGyx)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 24, 2021 07:28 PM (UUBmN)
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Eh, this is mild, compared to the body parts chop shop known as Planned Parenthood.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 24, 2021 07:29 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward
There is such a thing as too big, you know. And unless you're the country hoor, it's not going to be that much fun.
Know what I'm sayin'?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 24, 2021 07:30 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Eromero at May 24, 2021 07:30 PM (0OP+5)
Is that where Hollywood Upstairs Medical School graduates go for pre med?
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at May 24, 2021 07:30 PM (uxUoN)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 24, 2021 07:30 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Watching the POS Biden Adventure at May 24, 2021 07:30 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 24, 2021 07:30 PM (+BMD8)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 24, 2021 07:30 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 07:30 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2021 07:31 PM (6qvOy)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 24, 2021 07:31 PM (5HBd1)
There was a cartoon in Hustler many years ago. Three shepherds and their sheep. Two are the shepherds are fucking their sheep, the third one is going down on his.
One of the first two says to the other "Man, that Bartholomew is sick."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 24, 2021 07:31 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 24, 2021 07:31 PM (iTXRQ)
**checks seat cushions**
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 24, 2021 07:26 PM (UUBmN)
I want an airship.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2021 07:31 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 24, 2021 07:31 PM (UUBmN)
Cool. From an Alaskan moron to the Texas morons: welcome to the club!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 24, 2021 07:32 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 24, 2021 07:32 PM (fngNQ)
Posted by: runner at May 24, 2021 07:32 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 24, 2021 07:32 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: runner at May 24, 2021 07:33 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 24, 2021 07:33 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 24, 2021 07:33 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 24, 2021 07:33 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4
From my teenage car buying experience: Rusted out? no problem. Won't start, no problem. Terrible gas mileage? good to go. Radio don't work? sorry not interested.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 24, 2021 07:34 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: abbynormal at May 24, 2021 07:34 PM (Dse6M)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2021 07:34 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 24, 2021 07:35 PM (fngNQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2021 07:34 PM (lmikk)
You went, didn't you....
Posted by: runner at May 24, 2021 07:35 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
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I'm pretty sure the radios work. The walk thru video was cool. The ship looks brand new, I wish someone would clean my house like that ship...
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 24, 2021 07:35 PM (UUBmN)
I had a friend who had that problem. For real.
And yeah, he had to be really careful to avoid hurting the woman, which took some of the edge off the experience for him.
Women don't like having their cervix pounded on all that much, as it turns out.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 24, 2021 07:35 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: JT at May 24, 2021 07:36 PM (arJlL)
She had the most amazing smile, her and Phoebe Cates. They went from pretty to stunning with a grin.
Kathy Ireland was always my favorite, and she's only gotten better with age.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 24, 2021 07:36 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: runner at May 24, 2021 07:32 PM (V13WU)
You're NOT the Boss of Me!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2021 07:36 PM (hOUT3)
There has to be a happy medium between needle dick the big fucker and an enormous schwanzschtucker.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 24, 2021 07:36 PM (U2p+3)
No joke. Search it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Watching the POS Biden Adventure at May 24, 2021 07:36 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 24, 2021 07:36 PM (fngNQ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 24, 2021 07:36 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: runner at May 24, 2021 07:37 PM (V13WU)
Jewish + Chinese + Filipina = yum.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 24, 2021 07:37 PM (JZT2F)
Meanwhile in Oregon, the cops are demanding DEINE PAPIERE JUDE!!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 24, 2021 07:37 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: runner at May 24, 2021 07:35 PM (V13WU)
I did. Not even uncanny valley. She's working on looking like a 15 year old dude on meth who needs to get out in the sunlight more. Not doing too bad a job at it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2021 07:38 PM (lmikk)
Still very beautiful. That bastard Kevin Kline
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 24, 2021 07:38 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: runner at May 24, 2021 07:37 PM (V13WU)
Imma thinking maybe this ONE time, I'm gonna listen!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2021 07:38 PM (hOUT3)
No joke. Search it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Watching the POS Biden Adventure at May 24, 2021 07:36 PM (XTk1T)
Not a cult. Not at all.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 07:38 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 24, 2021 07:38 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: runner at May 24, 2021 07:38 PM (V13WU)
Jewish + Chinese + Filipina = yum.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 24, 2021 07:37 PM (JZT2F)
Would that make a really bad driver?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2021 07:39 PM (lmikk)
No joke. Search it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Watching the POS Biden Adventure at May 24, 2021 07:36 PM (XTk1T)
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That'll make the coroner's job easier.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 24, 2021 07:39 PM (kTF2Z)
Still very beautiful. That bastard Kevin Kline
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 24, 2021 07:38 PM (KZzsI
Phoebe Cates, Cindy Crawford and Susanna Hoffs walk into a bar...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 07:39 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 24, 2021 07:40 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
I lock the door
now youse can't leave
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 24, 2021 07:40 PM (iTXRQ)
***
It's weird to think of how wonderful our lives are that people need to create danger for themselves in order to feel that they conquered something that never really threatened their lives at all.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Watching the POS Biden Adventure at May 24, 2021 07:40 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 24, 2021 07:41 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 07:39 PM (4fSQf)
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....and every guy in the bar realizes he must be dead, because no way that happens in real life...
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 24, 2021 07:41 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Mookie at May 24, 2021 07:41 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2021 07:41 PM (6qvOy)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 07:39 PM (4fSQf)
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And they all say where's Duke? We must have him!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 24, 2021 07:42 PM (kTF2Z)
I'm about 99% sure that Jenner tries to model his "look" on classic Cindy Crawford.
It doesn't work on you, Bruce.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 24, 2021 07:42 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Watching the POS Biden Adventure at May 24, 2021 07:42 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 24, 2021 07:41 PM (r1z5A)
*fistbump*
Like them redheads. Also the ones with a temper- which is convenient.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2021 07:43 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2021 07:41 PM (6qvOy)
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Is there a condition known as "Bull Mans Arm?"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 24, 2021 07:43 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Mookie at May 24, 2021 07:43 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Brad Hamilton at May 24, 2021 07:43 PM (7mlK4)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 24, 2021 07:44 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2021 07:41 PM (6qvOy)
A friend of mine worked in a lab that tested a lot of animal sperm (Kentucky.) The company had 'Sex' in the title but I cannot remember the name of the company exactly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2021 07:44 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Mookie at May 24, 2021 07:43 PM (u+Y3T)
Pole Vault Girl
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 07:45 PM (4fSQf)
Then you wake up the next morning with Rosie O'Donnell and realize you were so drunk you were seeing triple.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 24, 2021 07:45 PM (JZT2F)
I learned to ask:
Do you want total net worth or cash flow?
Cash Flow - got to go out with me.
TotalNet Worth - takes a prenup.
My Playa brother gave me these answers. He is a lot smother than I.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 07:45 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 07:45 PM (4fSQf)
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Aussie dancing sprinter.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 24, 2021 07:46 PM (2SdPm)
Wait, I thought that was included.
Mine looks like a little paperclip with eyes. And it talks.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 24, 2021 07:46 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Identifying as Vaccinated at May 24, 2021 07:46 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 24, 2021 07:45 PM (JZT2F
You suck.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 07:46 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: lyer at May 24, 2021 07:45 PM (wC2vs)
Do you feel credentialed? Still have no idea what you are doing? That's a college graduate, all right.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2021 07:46 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 07:45 PM (u82oZ)
Takes copious notes for next time out!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2021 07:46 PM (hOUT3)
Epstein chuckles
Posted by: artemis at May 24, 2021 07:47 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
Obligatory Aaron Tippin song:
https://tinyurl.com/b3tr6pus
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2021 07:48 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: artemis at May 24, 2021 07:48 PM (AwPyG)
No BJs + bad driver + BJs = bad driver?
Posted by: Identifying as Vaccinated at May 24, 2021 07:46 PM (Ed8Zd)
If X=BJ and Y equals bad driver then the proposition could be rendered as
-X + Y + X = Y
So, yes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2021 07:48 PM (lmikk)
Whereas I barely graduated high school, yet, made very good money, in my second career, doing IT work.
I think someone may be doing it wrong.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 24, 2021 07:49 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2021 07:49 PM (6qvOy)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2021 07:31 PM (6qvOy)
Who is the bigger loser, Nacho or Abortion Barbie?
I guess they like the grift.
Posted by: LASue at May 24, 2021 07:49 PM (Ed8Zd)
garrett has transitioned. *tries to find shocked face, Fails*
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 24, 2021 07:49 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 07:49 PM (4fSQf)
So, yes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2021 07:48 PM (lmikk)
I think in spite of the "NO MATH Rule", the judges will allow that one!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2021 07:50 PM (hOUT3)
Hmmmm. . . . .
Posted by: artemis at May 24, 2021 07:50 PM (AwPyG)
I had a coworker in the lab that worked in the bull insemination lab at Kansas State. She said it was most impressive, in size and then volume. She also said, "I looked at men differently after that job."
It was time to leave after that comment.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 07:50 PM (u82oZ)
It's weird to think of how wonderful our lives
are that people need to create danger for themselves in order to feel
that they conquered something that never really threatened their lives
at all.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Having survived the swine flu, bird flu, sars, and now covid, I'm sure there's a Medal of Freedom with my name on it....
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 24, 2021 07:50 PM (r1z5A)
Hmmmm. . . . .
Posted by: artemis at May 24, 2021 07:50 PM (AwPyG)
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Gee, what sort of leverage might make that marriage go through? It's a mystery, I tells ya!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 24, 2021 07:51 PM (2SdPm)
Explains why the ban didn't pass last week
Posted by: artemis at May 24, 2021 07:51 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: LASue at May 24, 2021 07:49 PM (Ed8Zd)
The lure of easy grift
it has a very strong appeal!
Posted by: Glenn Frey at May 24, 2021 07:52 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Watching the POS Biden Adventure at May 24, 2021 07:52 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 24, 2021 07:41 PM (r1z5A)
Clara Bow:
https://tinyurl.com/5y9c8fx5
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2021 07:52 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 07:49 PM (4fSQf)
Oh, well played. Earth 2 and a bad Pink Panther movie is all I can remember her from.
Dana Delany in China Beach. Never saw the show. The commercials were enough for my pubescent mind.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2021 07:52 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 07:52 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 24, 2021 07:53 PM (Uh2oA)
What's fun is trying to figure out who is a former girl. MM, of course. And it was mentioned on that very site a few years ago that 2 US Senators were former Epstein girls.
Grain of salt, but a lot more believable , nowadays
Posted by: artemis at May 24, 2021 07:53 PM (AwPyG)
Question: How would you view Allen West running for Governor?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2021 07:53 PM (6qvOy)
Explains why the ban didn't pass last week
What the hell is up with this? SD did the same thing. There is something deep and evil afoot with this nonsense.
Posted by: Mookie at May 24, 2021 07:53 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2021 07:54 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2021 07:54 PM (k39e/)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 24, 2021 06:35 PM (7uiTk)
Apple computer? They are junk.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2021 07:55 PM (PnK4F)
Posted by: Glenn Frey at May 24, 2021 07:55 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2021 07:55 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 07:55 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 24, 2021 07:55 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 24, 2021 07:55 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: artemis at May 24, 2021 07:55 PM (AwPyG)
Question: How would you view Allen West running for Governor?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2021 07:53 PM (6qvOy)
Very Positively! I don't know what caused him to flame out a bit but I think he's great. But against Abbott he'd lose.
Posted by: LASue at May 24, 2021 07:55 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 24, 2021 07:41 PM (r1z5A)
Clara Bow:
https://tinyurl.com/5y9c8fx5
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
my God how old are you people
CAVEGIRL https://tinyurl.com/wpejrkbe
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 24, 2021 07:55 PM (iTXRQ)
>>Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
The original Hippocratic Oath included an oath not to do abortions.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 24, 2021 07:56 PM (+hGo/)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2021 07:56 PM (6h8yS)
Posted by: Mookie at May 24, 2021 07:57 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 07:57 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: artemis at May 24, 2021 07:57 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2021 07:58 PM (bxPTJ)
Dana Delany in China Beach. Never saw the show. The commercials were enough for my pubescent mind.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2021 07:52 PM (lmikk)
Did you miss the movie Jade?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 07:58 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 07:57 PM (u82oZ)
Types
*Deletes*
Posted by: Glenn Frey at May 24, 2021 07:58 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 24, 2021 07:56 PM (+hGo/)
We got rid of that pretty quick....
Posted by: Planndos Parenthoodos at May 24, 2021 07:58 PM (7bRMQ)
MM?
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2021 07:56 PM (6h8yS)
Marilyn Monroe
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 07:59 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2021 08:00 PM (6qvOy)
had some smoking hot Latino Jazz band as a warmup act. Probably one of
the most pleasant surprises at a concert ever!
Posted by: Unkaren at May 24, 2021 06:45 PM (vGJY7)
Pointer Sisters and Joe Cocker were the only two acts I would have crossed the street to see. We, maybe Led Zeppelin.
Posted by: Javems at May 24, 2021 08:00 PM (8SSHh)
Posted by: davidt at May 24, 2021 08:00 PM (uuj1Y)
Posted by: artemis at May 24, 2021 08:00 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at May 24, 2021 08:01 PM (RJCvt)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 08:02 PM (u82oZ)
Remember Gillibrand's dad was a founder of that NVIIM (sp?) sex cult.
And the blonde Loeffler from Georgia is married to the SEC chairman--purported to be one of the richest men in the world.
That would be my vote
Posted by: artemis at May 24, 2021 08:02 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 07:59 PM (4fSQf)
There is only one MM for we classicists!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2021 08:03 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 24, 2021 08:03 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 07:59 PM (4fSQf)
There is only one MM for we classicists!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2021 08:03 PM (hOUT3)
*fistbump*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 08:03 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: JoshO at May 24, 2021 08:03 PM (Z9wz+)
Phillipina are all crazy, but good cooks.
So you are SOL on the BJs, driving, and sleeping with both eyes closed, but you will eat well.
As far as models and actresses go, someone a few days ago mentioned Veronica Lake. That is all I need. (or Lizbeth Scott, who is similar, but kind of a dime store Ronnie Lake.)
Likewise, I think Dan Duyea is a dimestore Richard Widmark. Right there are four of my favorite actors/actresses. Not that anyone asked.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 24, 2021 08:04 PM (+hGo/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 07:59 PM (4fSQf)
There is only one MM for we classicists!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2021 08:03 PM (hOUT3)
*fistbump*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 08:03 PM (4fSQf)
My man!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2021 08:04 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2021 07:22 PM (63Dwl)
Hopefully, he will find the gills useful.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2021 08:05 PM (PnK4F)
Posted by: Former Gov of Arizona at May 24, 2021 08:05 PM (LCzyp)
China has killed mass amounts of Americans and the US seems hesitant to even investigate.
That seems weird.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 08:06 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 24, 2021 08:04 PM (+hGo/)
Good looks don't last, crazy may fade away, but cooking is forever!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2021 08:06 PM (hOUT3)
*Breaths*
Bwahahaha!!!
Psalmist claims she has a hard time keeping up with joe.
Oh Gawd you guys. Stop it!
You're killing me!!!
*wipes tears*
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2021 08:06 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Javems at May 24, 2021 08:07 PM (8SSHh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2021 08:05 PM (PnK4F)
The tentacles will prove useful as well!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2021 08:07 PM (hOUT3)
As the song says, if you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.
Posted by: artemis at May 24, 2021 08:07 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2021 08:06 PM (hOUT3)
Or at least until she poisons you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2021 08:07 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2021 08:07 PM (axyOa)
As the song says, if you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.
Posted by: artemis at May 24, 2021 08:07 PM (AwPyG
This is very true.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 08:09 PM (4fSQf)
Ben Had handling a lot of dicks.
Someone woke up with Rosie O'Donnell.
BJs and bad drivers.
Am I up to speed???
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2021 08:09 PM (mZUr4)
Pasaki.
Damn phone.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2021 08:07 PM (axyOa)
...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2021 08:09 PM (lmikk)
It's interesting. The CDC is obviously shook up about something.
And now the White house, after telling us the CDC was the oracle of covid, is having to distance themselves.
I wonder what's up
Posted by: artemis at May 24, 2021 08:09 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 08:06 PM (4fSQf)
Hrothgar's Rule: Follow the graft, if that leads nowhere, then follow the blackmail!*
*These days, I fear that these steps may be in the wrong order!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2021 08:09 PM (hOUT3)
China has killed mass amounts of Americans and the US seems hesitant to even investigate.
That seems weird.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
https://youtu.be/Z7M71wmwWRo
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2021 08:10 PM (6h8yS)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Watching the POS Biden Adventure at May 24, 2021 07:36 PM (XTk1T)
That's a great idea. Lets us know who to avoid.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2021 08:10 PM (PnK4F)
Which makes sense; law enforcement always tries to get the squishy types to roll over on the bigger fish.
Posted by: artemis at May 24, 2021 08:11 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 24, 2021 08:11 PM (yQpMk)
One correction: Ben Had told us of removing testicles of an animal on her kitchen table.
She is kinda private about handling a lot of dicks. We do not know or pry.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 08:12 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 24, 2021 08:12 PM (HBlzO)
Posted by: runner at May 24, 2021 08:13 PM (V13WU)
One correction: Ben Had told us of removing testicles of an animal on her kitchen table.
She is kinda private about handling a lot of dicks. We do not know or pry.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 08:12 PM (u82oZ)
Oh that clears it all up then. Thanks, Salty!
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2021 08:13 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: runner at May 24, 2021 08:14 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 08:14 PM (u82oZ)
Which makes sense; law enforcement always tries to get the squishy types to roll over on the bigger fish.
Posted by: artemis at May 24, 2021 08:11 PM (AwPyG)
what is this ?
Posted by: runner at May 24, 2021 08:15 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 08:16 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 08:16 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 08:17 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 08:16 PM (4fSQf)
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Stand up or actresses in comedies? If it's the latter then Bernadette Peters.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 24, 2021 08:17 PM (kTF2Z)
Harvard, who gave Epstein his own office on campus.
Posted by: artemis at May 24, 2021 08:18 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 24, 2021 08:18 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 08:18 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Basement Joe at May 24, 2021 08:19 PM (s33iD)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 08:16 PM (4fSQf)
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Stand up or actresses in comedies? If it's the latter then Bernadette Peters.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 24, 2021 08:17 PM (kTF2Z)
/sarc
Phyllis Diller from the 70s.
\sarc
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 24, 2021 08:19 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: artemis at May 24, 2021 08:19 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: runner at May 24, 2021 08:19 PM (V13WU)
Oh, well played. Earth 2 and a bad Pink Panther movie is all I can remember her from.
Dana Delany in China Beach. Never saw the show. The commercials were enough for my pubescent mind.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2021 07:52 PM (lmikk)
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Linda Fiorentino was also in Dogma, Men in Black, and Vision Quest.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 24, 2021 08:19 PM (CAJOC)
==
I hope he doesnt get Epsteined
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 24, 2021 08:19 PM (IMQiW)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 24, 2021 07:13 PM (7mlK4)
That's...that's...oh dear. There's no topping that!
Posted by: browndog at May 24, 2021 08:20 PM (BgMrQ)
Feels like I just saved your life.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 08:14 PM (u82oZ)
I appreciate that. Earlier today, I was noted in Weasel's "permanent record". I'm treading in dangerous waters!
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2021 08:21 PM (mZUr4)
Funny women can be attractive. And I like Phyllis Diller. She made it big when that was not done. Lots of grit there. And I'll bet the private Diller was experienced in man-management.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 08:21 PM (u82oZ)
Phyllis Diller from the 70s.
\sarc
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 24, 2021 08:19 PM (VcFUs)
Phyllis Diller was a big fan of auto racing. Friend of mine met her at Kent Raceway near Seattle. He said, that in real life she was very pretty.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2021 08:21 PM (PnK4F)
I'm amazed that a lot of these people are still alive. Didn't that Chinese woman who was the bat specialist disappear?
Posted by: artemis at May 24, 2021 08:22 PM (AwPyG)
I appreciate that. Earlier today, I was noted in Weasel's "permanent record". I'm treading in dangerous waters!
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2021 08:21 PM (mZUr4)
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Correction. It was noted in YOUR permanent record.
Posted by: Weasel at May 24, 2021 08:22 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2021 08:21 PM (mZUr4)
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The eyes of Weasel are upon you.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2021! at May 24, 2021 08:22 PM (wyw4S)
Pro tip. Stay on Ben Had's good side. She has a heart as big as Texas, if you can.
Otherwise ... Adios MF.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 08:23 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2021! at May 24, 2021 08:23 PM (wyw4S)
The eyes of Weasel are upon you.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2021! at May 24, 2021 08:22 PM (wyw4S)
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Weasel on overwatch.
Posted by: Weasel at May 24, 2021 08:23 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 08:24 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2021 08:21 PM (mZUr4)
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The eyes of Weasel are upon you.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2021! at May 24, 2021 08:22 PM (wyw4S)
Watching you wherever you may be
If you're in Virginia look behind you
Cause that's where the deadly Weasel's gonna be
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 24, 2021 08:24 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 08:25 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: artemis at May 24, 2021 08:22 PM (AwPyG)
What Harvard scientist?
We have no record of anyone by that name...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2021 08:25 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 24, 2021 08:25 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2021! at May 24, 2021 08:22 PM (wyw4S)
To the tune of:
The Eyes of Texas Are Upon You
Get that ready for the TexMoMe
Posted by: browndog at May 24, 2021 08:26 PM (BgMrQ)
Otherwise, there will be a notation made in your permanent record, as people have so rightly noted.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2021! at May 24, 2021 08:26 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2021 08:27 PM (6qvOy)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 08:25 PM (4fSQf)
Surviving a MoMe is an art form, tread lightly and you'll get home safely!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2021 08:27 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 24, 2021 08:27 PM (TdMsT)
Heinlein said the females of our species can be deadly. That is our 'ettes. The finest.
And somewhere there is a homeless dude in Seattle rinsing his eyes of pepper spray, from our quick reacting nurse ratched.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 08:27 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2021! at May 24, 2021 08:28 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2021! at May 24, 2021 08:28 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2021 08:28 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 08:29 PM (u82oZ)
Are you referring to Charles Lieber?
Posted by: pep at May 24, 2021 08:29 PM (v16oJ)
Especially in '08 and '20, ask me how I know.
Posted by: CppThis at May 24, 2021 08:29 PM (8h1h1)
Yes.
And it's a rumor, of course, but it's clear that the CDC is shook up about something, and going off-script
Posted by: artemis at May 24, 2021 08:31 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2021 08:31 PM (6qvOy)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 08:29 PM (u82oZ)
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Are you kidding? Nope.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2021! at May 24, 2021 08:31 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 08:25 PM (4fSQf)
Surviving a MoMe is an art form, tread lightly and you'll get home safely!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2021 08:27 PM (hOUT3)
Well. You know they're all packing.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2021 08:31 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2021!
She's got a daytime job
She's doin' alright
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at May 24, 2021 08:32 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 08:25 PM (4fSQf)
Surviving a MoMe is an art form, tread lightly and you'll get home safely!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2021 08:27 PM (hOUT3)
Well. You know they're all packing.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2021 08:31 PM (axyOa)
Wait, they can't ALL be trannies...can they?
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 24, 2021 08:32 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: CppThis at May 24, 2021 08:32 PM (8h1h1)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2021! at May 24, 2021 08:32 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2021 08:32 PM (PnK4F)
Did TJM put you all up to this? Giving me a hard time?
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2021 08:33 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 08:33 PM (u82oZ)
She's doin' alright
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at May 24, 2021 08:32 PM (tjZg/)
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That's right. I don't mind if I don't make the scene.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2021! at May 24, 2021 08:33 PM (wyw4S)
Packing Heat. The Roscoe.
Not, repeat, NOT tucking.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 08:33 PM (u82oZ)
Oh thank GOD.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 24, 2021 08:33 PM (II3Gr)
And it's a rumor, of course, but it's clear that the CDC is shook up about something, and going off-script
Sheesh. What an idiot. He was the head of the Chemistry Dept. at Harvard, probably on the way to a Nobel Prize for his work in nanotubes and nanowires, and he throws it all away.
Posted by: pep at May 24, 2021 08:34 PM (v16oJ)
Harvard, who gave Epstein his own office on campus.
Posted by: artemis at May 24, 2021 08:18 PM (AwPyG)
Whenever I want to check on what deep state is doing I look to see if Fact Check dot org (TM) is covering it, with a pillow until it stops breathing. And yep they have a clear statement that google happens to be promoting at the top of their searches letting the proles know "there is absolutely no connection between that harvard guy and covid so stop your nosein' around if you know what's good for you etc..."
Posted by: banana Dream at May 24, 2021 08:34 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 08:34 PM (u82oZ)
There is literally nothing more obnoxious in this entire country than fat screeching melanotic cunts.
Posted by: Just Sayin at May 24, 2021 08:34 PM (o6NKx)
Posted by: artemis
She just went back to her home planet.
Posted by: Agent K, MIB at May 24, 2021 08:34 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 08:35 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Just Sayin at May 24, 2021 08:35 PM (NREkd)
Posted by: Stellastwocents at May 24, 2021 08:36 PM (cRbt7)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 24, 2021 08:36 PM (kTF2Z)
There is a good chance that anyone under 50 or so is taking a bigger chance on the jab than on catching it. Not sure if we will ever know if they simply took a gamble and lost on what they chose to build the vaccine around, or if they knew and did it anyways.
Posted by: somedood at May 24, 2021 08:36 PM (qVRSW)
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2021 08:21 PM (mZUr4)
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Correction. It was noted in YOUR permanent record.
Posted by: Weasel at May 24, 2021 08:22 PM (MVjcR)
Correction noted. Dang all of this started because of that wedding I have to go to in July which will keep me from attending the NoVaMoMe.
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2021 08:36 PM (mZUr4)
Correction noted. Dang all of this started because of that wedding I have to go to in July which will keep me from attending the NoVaMoMe.
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2021 08:36 PM (mZUr4)
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You chose... unwisely.
Posted by: Weasel at May 24, 2021 08:37 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2021 08:36 PM (mZUr4)
Your lack of dedication has been noted comrade Doof, oh yes!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2021 08:38 PM (hOUT3)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50l2ppmGdqQ
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 24, 2021 08:38 PM (Dc2NZ)
The science is now in. Infection with Covid-19 gives long lasting, lifetime immunity:
https://tinyurl.com/yptrzt8x
The recommendation for those previously infected to still get the vaccine is now invalid.
There is no question on this anymore.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 24, 2021 08:38 PM (f1Vqw)
Have you met her?
bluebell is a stylish waif of a woman, with a manner to put you at ease in a heartbeat. She also homeschooled her kids, so there is the glint of titanium armor under the velvet gloves.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 08:38 PM (u82oZ)
I have a similar test! I check the Daily Mail on line, to see what the headlines do or don't say.
I think that stuck container ship must have been a huge deal, mainly because DM hardly mentioned it.
Posted by: artemis at May 24, 2021 08:39 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 08:39 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Every move you make
Every breath you take
Weasel's watching you.....
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 24, 2021 08:39 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2021! at May 24, 2021 08:40 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: CppThis at May 24, 2021 08:40 PM (8h1h1)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2021 08:40 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: artemis at May 24, 2021 08:40 PM (AwPyG)
The science is now in. Infection with Covid-19 gives long lasting, lifetime immunity:
https://tinyurl.com/yptrzt8x
The recommendation for those previously infected to still get the vaccine is now invalid.
There is no question on this anymore.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 24, 2021 08:38 PM (f1Vqw
It's almost like they are just making shit up daily.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 08:40 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2021! at May 24, 2021 08:41 PM (wyw4S)
too many bad guys
Posted by: artemis at May 24, 2021 08:41 PM (AwPyG)
Hi, bluebell! Please help get me out of purgatory!
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 24, 2021 08:42 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2021 08:42 PM (6h8yS)
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It's the song! I hope I don't get shanked in the yard.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 24, 2021 08:42 PM (kTF2Z)
Yes.
And it's a rumor, of course, but it's clear that the CDC is shook up about something, and going off-script
Posted by: artemis at May 24, 2021 08:31 PM (AwPyG)
The stuff you report is unreliable.
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2021 08:42 PM (vMCab)
The recommendation for those previously infected to still get the vaccine is now invalid.
There is no question on this anymore.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 24, 2021 08:38 PM (f1Vqw)
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Thank you for this!!
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2021! at May 24, 2021 08:43 PM (wyw4S)
If Weasel has read my permanent record he's gonna die when he reads what Miss K, my French teacher in high school wrote.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2021 08:43 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 24, 2021 08:43 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: davidt at May 24, 2021 08:44 PM (uuj1Y)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 24, 2021 08:42 PM (W4eKo)
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I'm saying my get-out-of-purgatory prayers!!
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2021! at May 24, 2021 08:44 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2021 08:42 PM (6h8yS)
Your prioritization scheme is quite revealing comrade Puddleglum!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2021 08:44 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: artemis at May 24, 2021 08:44 PM (AwPyG)
My Fleet Sailor training made me a keen observer. Note: observer. You are too hard on yourself. My long vision is excellent.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 08:44 PM (u82oZ)
Prayers up!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Seconded !
Posted by: JT at May 24, 2021 08:44 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2021! at May 24, 2021 08:45 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2021 08:42 PM (6h8yS)
That line of commenting has not served me well today, Puddleglum. Take cover!
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2021 08:45 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 24, 2021 08:45 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 24, 2021 08:43 PM (W4eKo)
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It appears you are still here! Let's see if you are still here again.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2021! at May 24, 2021 08:46 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 08:44 PM (u82oZ)
The spotting scopes help!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2021 08:46 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2021! at May 24, 2021 08:46 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: chango lot at May 24, 2021 08:46 PM (g741k)
That line of commenting has not served me well today, Puddleglum. Take cover!
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2021 08:45 PM (mZUr4)
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Anyone else notice that "Doof" spelled backwards is Food?
Posted by: Weasel at May 24, 2021 08:47 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 08:47 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 24, 2021 08:47 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2021!
Will do. Plans do change.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2021 08:48 PM (6h8yS)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2021! at May 24, 2021 08:48 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 08:39 PM (4fSQf)
IMO, any place in CONUS is driving distance for me and the Missus. Comes down to scheduling more than anything else. We loves us some road trips. Heck. You might be closer to the Texas MoMe than I, but I will drive there.
I would go to to the NoVa MoMe, but I have only so much vacation time. Really jonesing for a CO Morondezvous.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Back in Montana at May 24, 2021 08:48 PM (4l77G)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 08:48 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2021! at May 24, 2021 08:49 PM (wyw4S)
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/elliot- page-shirtless-poolside-photo-instagram-201708062.html
Posted by: content forager at May 24, 2021 08:49 PM (RUoXM)
That is a great debut album from Dire Straits! Here's the opening track "Down to the Waterline"
https://youtu.be/ugZRzISBrKk
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2021 08:50 PM (mZUr4)
Teej has not been here for a while. *Sigh*. He is a great guy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 08:48 PM (u82oZ)
Like Jackstraw...
Posted by: browndog at May 24, 2021 08:50 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2021! at May 24, 2021 08:49 PM (wyw4S)
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Has Cannibal Bob been around lately?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 24, 2021 08:50 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 24, 2021 08:50 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 08:47 PM (u82oZ)
Still one of my few good memories!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2021 08:51 PM (hOUT3)
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/elliot- page-shirtless-poolside-photo-instagram-201708062.html
Posted by: content forager at May 24, 2021 08:49 PM (RUoXM)
That's a life option. Also, cleaning out the litter box is a life option.
Hmmm....decisions, decisions.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 08:51 PM (4fSQf)
But. Bernadette Peters in her mid uniform in transyvania 65000....i'll be right back.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 24, 2021 08:51 PM (VcFUs)
Teej is the closest 'ron to me here in Kansas. We have met, and he has met my wife. But he has gone silent these last few months.
I'll call him this week.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 08:51 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Weasel at May 24, 2021 08:47 PM (MVjcR)
I certainly did!
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2021 08:52 PM (mZUr4)
Carry on. Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 24, 2021 08:52 PM (W4eKo)
I'll call him this week.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 08:51 PM (u82oZ)
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Let us know, Salty. Teej is a good guy.
Posted by: Weasel at May 24, 2021 08:52 PM (MVjcR)
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/elliot- page-shirtless-poolside-photo-instagram-201708062.html
Posted by: content forager at May 24, 2021 08:49 PM (RUoXM)
Da Fuq...
That girl needs help...H.E.L.P.
Posted by: browndog at May 24, 2021 08:53 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: chango lot at May 24, 2021 08:53 PM (g741k)
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2021 08:50 PM (mZUr4)
You might just be on the path to redemption!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2021 08:54 PM (hOUT3)
Are you referring to Charles Lieber?
Posted by: pep at May 24, 2021 08:29 PM (v16oJ)
He will be pardoned like the rest of the foreign spies because "allies".
Posted by: content forager at May 24, 2021 08:54 PM (RUoXM)
Can't blame anyone--I was utterly confounded, myself.
I always thought there was a plan, though, and a lot of people concluded there is no plan.
I think the plan people are gaining momentum back again, though
Posted by: artemis at May 24, 2021 08:54 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
He posted a coupla weeks ago on The Book Thread with a different nic.
Posted by: JT at May 24, 2021 08:54 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: browndog at May 24, 2021 08:53 PM (BgMrQ)
Did she have the boobehs lopped off?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2021 08:55 PM (PnK4F)
Or "suicided", like vmom mentioned.
But it's clear that the wind has shifted. Like I said, the WH is now contradicting the CDC
We'll see.
Posted by: artemis at May 24, 2021 08:55 PM (AwPyG)
He posted a coupla weeks ago on The Book Thread with a different nic.
Posted by: JT at May 24, 2021 08:54 PM (arJlL)
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Cannibal Betty?
Posted by: Weasel at May 24, 2021 08:55 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2021 08:55 PM (PnK4F
No, genetics did that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2021 08:56 PM (4fSQf)
TODAY IS THE DAY! HB 1927, Constitutional Carry, just now passed its final votes in the House and Senate. Now it goes to Gov. Abbott.
And it's a double header: HB 2622, 2A Sanctuary, also had final passage and is headed to the Governor.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2021 08:56 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: JT at May 24, 2021 08:54 PM (arJlL)
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Cannibal Betty?
Posted by: Weasel at May 24, 2021 08:55 PM (MVjcR)
Vegan Bob
Posted by: runner at May 24, 2021 08:56 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 24, 2021 08:52 PM (W4eKo)
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You may not have much to say, but it's always worth reading.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2021! at May 24, 2021 08:57 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Bete at May 24, 2021 08:57 PM (Ojki1)
That girl needs help...H.E.L.P.
Posted by: browndog at May 24, 2021 08:53 PM (BgMrQ)
But those fake implants for abs tho.
Posted by: content forager at May 24, 2021 08:57 PM (RUoXM)
Posted by: JT at May 24, 2021 08:54 PM (arJlL)
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Cannibal Betty?
Posted by: Weasel at May 24, 2021 08:55 PM (MVjcR)
Vegan Bob
Posted by: runner at May 24, 2021 08:56 PM (V13WU)
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Oh shit! He's in real trouble!!
Posted by: Weasel at May 24, 2021 08:57 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 24, 2021 08:58 PM (W4eKo)
They were big news for a while. A SS business jet utilizing a segmented noseboom to reduce boom levels. They were heavily leveraged by big Boeing and when they went TU I knew Aerion wouldn't be far behind. Lots of engineering and management were being siphoned from other companies and poof they're gone.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 24, 2021 08:58 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: chango lot at May 24, 2021 08:53 PM (g741k)
By saying its a bunch of bullshit and don't be a sucker and believe this anonymous source that keeps claiming Trump will be victorious do to the super secret plan implemented by Durham and Barr?
Because yeah, its a bunch of bullshit.
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2021 08:58 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: JT at May 24, 2021 08:54 PM (arJlL)
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Cannibal Betty?
Posted by: Weasel '
Vegan Bob
Nah; it was a normal person's name.
Posted by: JT at May 24, 2021 08:59 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2021 08:50 PM (mZUr4)
You might just be on the path to redemption!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2021 08:54 PM (hOUT3)
I'll keep trying my best! Music is my forte.
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2021 08:59 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2021 08:55 PM (PnK4F)
Yep. And got implants for abs. Looks like there was some nipple surgery as well to make them look like male nips. Sad.
Posted by: content forager at May 24, 2021 08:59 PM (RUoXM)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at May 24, 2021 09:00 PM (UKj8e)
Posted by: Weasel at May 24, 2021 09:00 PM (MVjcR)
We'll see.
Posted by: artemis at May 24, 2021 08:55 PM (AwPyG)
Because the Obama nuts are back in power and they use polls, bad ones, to decide what their policy is.
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2021 09:00 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: JT at May 24, 2021 08:59 PM (arJlL)
We have those here?
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2021 09:01 PM (vMCab)
A man of few words, a sock puppet of too many.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 24, 2021 09:01 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: browndog at May 24, 2021 08:53 PM (BgMrQ)
Did she have the boobehs lopped off?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2021 08:55 PM (PnK4F)
She's looks like I did freshman year of highschool...without the abs.
If she had a boobectomy, they did a bang up job of it.
Posted by: browndog at May 24, 2021 09:02 PM (BgMrQ)
Can't blame anyone--I was utterly confounded, myself.
Posted by: artemis at May 24, 2021 08:54 PM (AwPyG)
The thing about social collectivists is they know how to sabotage, subvert and destroy but they don't really know how to rule. Once they get a little bit ahead they have no choice but to start purging each other because it's the only thing they know. This goes on until either a strongman from the periphery or totally outside swoops in for the kill (Bonaparte, late Rome) or they keep purging until the government is just a shambling husk whose survival rate is pegged to how much military hardware they had before the fall (USSR, various failed states).
Posted by: CppThis at May 24, 2021 09:02 PM (8h1h1)
Trump also gave the hedge fund BlackRock almost unlimited power via the Treasury. They have been buying up all the properties as soon as they go on sale creating an even larger housing bubble using trillions COVID stimulus funds. (Other hedge funds as well)
These aren't the good guys.
Trump sent a huge F-You when he refused to issue a blanket pardon for the January 6th DC rally attendees. There is zero excuse for that and it spoke volumes.
There is a reason why his blog has very little engagement, but I don't think people are ready to have that discussion yet as evidenced by even ace offering up mild criticism of Trump.
Posted by: content forager at May 24, 2021 09:06 PM (RUoXM)
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2021 09:19 PM (vMCab)
It is not fun reading, but you will be well informed at the end. He shine a bright light that is very relevant 25 years later. It is a timeless look into the failed mechanisms of the Left.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2021 09:37 PM (u82oZ)
Oh fuck off.
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2021 09:19 PM (vMCab)
Lol. You just proved my point.
Even VoxDay (one of GEOTUS's biggest supporters to the end) is man enough to admit Trump's faults without sperging out and slinging insults. Trump had great instincts, he constantly hired and surrounded himself with Deep State vipers, crypto SJWs, and grifters tho.
Posted by: content forager at May 24, 2021 10:01 PM (RUoXM)
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You can still click over to Hot Gas.
You will be welcome there...
Posted by: ChrisP at May 24, 2021 11:09 PM (dacO6)
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