Quick Hits: Kellogg's Cereal Wants Your Kids to Choose Their Pronouns Edition

Via Buck Throckmorton in the sidebar, but it's so tasty I wanted to post it again: "Gutfeld!," now playing weeknights at 11pm, is beating Jimmy Kimmel (ABC) and Jimmy Fallon (NBC), and is only barely losing to Colbert (CBS).

And Gutfeld is actually winning in the only rating that really counts, "the demo" of adults 25-54.

Fox News host Greg Gutfeld's new late-night show recently topped traditional late-night broadcast shows "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" and "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon" in ratings, according to Nielsen Media Research.
Gutfeld!” averaged 1.6 million viewers for the week ending May 14, beating Kimmel on ABC and Fallon on NBC, though it trailed CBS's “Late Show with Stephen Colbert,” Nielsen data shows.
May 13 was the Fox show’s best night so far, with 1.8 million viewers, placing second only to Colbert's show, which drew 1.9 million viewers. Gutfeld's show beat Colbert slightly in the key 25- to 54-year-old demographic.

LOL. Suck a d***, idiots.

Psychopaths are more common in cities, reports Duh! Magazine.

City slickers are more likely to be psychotic -- or so says a study published in the Journal of Environmental Psychology, which found a correlation between people who exhibit darker personality traits and a preference for urban over suburban and rural areas.
...
"Psychopathy is inversely associated with nature connectedness," authors wrote in the study's highlight section, noting that "high scoring on psychopathy was associated with a preference for inner-city living, but did not match residential history."

The researchers speculate that "nature connectedness" might be a check against psychpathy.

...
Researchers are still unsure, however, if nature is the chicken or the egg: Do city dwellers become more psychotic because of their lack of a connection to nature, or does the lack of nature make urbanites more prone to becoming psychopaths?

I would note that psychopaths need a large hunting ground. I don't just mean killers. I mean the manipulators, the users, too. When a psychopath uses and burns someone, they burn them hard. So hard that that person will never speak to them again. And it's not just that particular prey that's now out of reach -- that person will tell everyone in his friend network to avoid the psychopath.

Psychopaths therefore need a constantly-refreshing pool of potential victims.

That's hard to do in a town or suburb.

Walgreens closes 17 locations in San Francisco -- because the decriminalization of shoplifting has turned these from stores into thief distribution centers.

By a margin of 60 to 40 percent, the idiots of California basically legalized shoplifting. Proposition 47, which passed in 2014, no longer made it a felony to steal if the value of what you steal doesn’t exceed $950. It's also no longer a felony to receive stolen property valued at less than $950. And so...
Instead of being punished as a felon, you are hit with a misdemeanor, and in many cases not even that.
As you can imagine, this has turned into a free-for-all for shoplifters and a stone cold nightmare for retailers.
The result?
According to this headline in the far-left San Francisco Chronicle... " 'Out of control': Organized crime drives S.F. shoplifting, closing 17 Walgreens in five years."
To which, I can only say LOL.

Kellogg's cereal "Together with Pride -- for your kids -- encourages them to make up their own pronouns:

Woke corporation alert: @KelloggsUS has released a new woke cereal so kids can get a big dose of leftist propaganda in the morning to go along with their sugary bowl of cereal. If you want them to leave our kids alone then you have a duty to stop giving Kellogg’s your $! pic.twitter.com/XZ0sEdc8um
— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) May 13, 2021

There was video of that drag queen singing "The hips on the drag queen go swish swish swish" for children aged 3 to 8 -- paid for by PBS and the NY Department of Education, which I failed to link for you yesterday.

So I'm linking it for you today, because I'm a swell guy who only wants what's best for you.

Remember the Woke Army's new recruitment ad for military service and having Sex & the City themed cocktail nights?

Holy crap.

Perhaps a woke, emasculated military is not the best idea.... https://t.co/8aVFMW98NM
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) May 20, 2021

I’m enjoying lefty blue checkmarks losing their minds over this tweet, dishonestly claiming that I’m “attacking the military.”

Uh, no. We have the greatest military on earth, but Dem politicians & woke media are trying to turn them into pansies.

The new Dem videos are terrible. https://t.co/19pYGa8cYk
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) May 21, 2021

Well, the Woke Army has pulled the Typical Girl Move of disabling comments on its "soft" recruitment ad, apparently now targeting only Karens and Lesbians and Lesbian Karens.

pic.twitter.com/Svl30ZtXsb
— Corporations & Institutions Posting Their L’s (@wokecorporateLs) May 21, 2021

Army Strong! But also, they get very very hurt by mean comments.

Don LeMon is "not a political person."

But he needs you to know the Republican Party is "obsolete," and is "not dealing in reality."

And also: that he is not a political person.

CNN’s @donlemon: "The only party now that is operating in reality is the Democratic Party. The Republican Party is obsolete … I’m not a political person. I’m a person who lives in reality. I’m a journalist." pic.twitter.com/3vS0f3zRFs
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) May 21, 2021

Not the first time she's wiped off some male fluid on to her skirt.

BREAKING!

Kamala Harris insults South Korean President by wiping her hand off after shaking his hand. pic.twitter.com/7MRyIRVMQG
— SCUBA MIKE🤿 (@scuba2024) May 21, 2021

We're gonna need the Steve Inman play-call for this:

This flag-burning in Tehran cheered me up pic.twitter.com/wOwIGFfdQf
— Douglas Murray (@DouglasKMurray) May 20, 2021

Posted by: Ace at 05:37 PM

Comments

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1 Ace,

You got a shout-out on the In The Tank podcast on Ricochet today. Yes, it was for Kaboom. About 3 min in.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2021 04:38 PM (nI1Kq)

2 Read the comment, rookiee mistake.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 21, 2021 04:39 PM (z5Vrg)

3 Closer

Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2021 04:39 PM (Cxk7w)

4 Fuck the Palis

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 21, 2021 04:39 PM (jvt6t)

5 Podium even

Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2021 04:39 PM (Cxk7w)

6 Don Lemon gives a bad name to stupid people.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 21, 2021 04:40 PM (cSyAR)

7 Is Ace's twitching Ban Hammer ready to go??

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 21, 2021 04:40 PM (jvt6t)

8 You know, it would be easier to just make a list of the people we aren't boycotting.

My Pillow.

That's it, isn't it?

Posted by: vyx at May 21, 2021 04:40 PM (0Yiin)

9 Burning Man Festival!!

Posted by: vizzy at May 21, 2021 04:41 PM (R/9t3)

10 8 You know, it would be easier to just make a list of the people we aren't boycotting.

My Pillow.

That's it, isn't it?
Posted by: vyx at May 21, 2021 04:40 PM (0Yiin)

What about Goya?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 21, 2021 04:41 PM (z5Vrg)

11 Well everyone already knew about Snap, Crackle, and Pop.

Posted by: f'd at May 21, 2021 04:41 PM (Tnijr)

12 Henry Cavill, Highlander reboot, talks happening.

https:// tinyurl.com/ 58cfyjxu

Posted by: Methos at May 21, 2021 04:42 PM (kOpft)

13 If that cereal was really woke they would have all the different kinds mixed together in one box.

Posted by: f'd at May 21, 2021 04:43 PM (Tnijr)

14 Not boycotting:

My pillow
Goya.

Anyone I missed?

Posted by: vyx at May 21, 2021 04:43 PM (0Yiin)

15 That ad at the top is the basic premise of the movie 'They Live'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 21, 2021 04:43 PM (EQbpo)

16 If I see that cereal I'm shoving it to the back of the shelf and putting boxes of Life in front of it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 21, 2021 04:43 PM (Ez6QX)

17 Gutfeld on pay TV is beating two of three FREE TV hosts?

Impresssive.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 21, 2021 04:43 PM (yQpMk)

18 Fox News host Greg Gutfeld's new late-night show recently topped traditional late-night broadcast shows "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" and "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon" in ratings, according to Nielsen Media Research.
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BUT WE CONTROL THE AIRWAVES!! WE CAN ADJUST THE HORIZONTAL! WE CAN ADJUST THE VERTICAL!

Posted by: Outer Limits at May 21, 2021 04:44 PM (cI7Oj)

19 Some good stuff in content

Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2021 04:44 PM (Cxk7w)

20 City slickers are more likely to be psychotic

==

Oh, yeah. You can hide in the crowds more easily and nourish your inner psycho without detection. Or so I've heard...

Posted by: runner at May 21, 2021 04:44 PM (V13WU)

21 So Froot Loops changed their name?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 21, 2021 04:44 PM (tWPhG)

22
Just watched the 1973 Belmont Stakes again. I damn near blub every time I see it. It was as though God was saying, "See what I can do when I really try?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2021 04:44 PM (mht8P)

23 Sugar Frosted Hom-os

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 21, 2021 04:44 PM (II3Gr)

24 Kamala Harris insults South Korean President by wiping her hand off after shaking his hand.

Kamala's mere presence at a diplomatic event, in the US or abroad, is an insult to the foreigners.

Posted by: Gref at May 21, 2021 04:44 PM (AMIL/)

25 Headline Coming soon to a San Francisco newspaper....

The Racism Behind a Lack of Drug Stores in San Francisco

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 21, 2021 04:45 PM (KMdgS)

26 "still not sure why people hate jews. the only thing i hate is the hoax virus."
Posted by: Not at May 21, 2021 04:44 PM (1ob9V)
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Right. The sheer odds that people would hate this one small strain of people are not natural, right?

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2021 04:45 PM (cI7Oj)

27 My pillow
Goya.

Anyone I missed?
Posted by: vyx at May 21, 2021 04:43 PM (0Yiin)

Steak-ummms.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 21, 2021 04:45 PM (Ez6QX)

28 Not boycotting:

My pillow
Goya.

Anyone I missed?
Posted by: vyx

RC Cola and Moon Pie.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2021 04:45 PM (OCTRt)

29 I seem to recall that various police associations weighed in favoring that insanely idiotic proposition discussed in the post.

Note: not even this extraordinary thing - a major drugstore chain (I remember it being the most noticeable one in SF, when I used to visit there frequently) actually ceases operations in an entire city, entirely for non-business reasons - will spark the slightest interest or change in voters there. It's dead, Jim.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2021 04:45 PM (OTzUX)

30
I just translated Kamala, and in greek is 'sucks a mean d*ck'

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 21, 2021 04:45 PM (bTQ72)

31
Read the comment, rookiee mistake.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead

_________

Don't do that again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2021 04:45 PM (mht8P)

32 Don Lemon gives lemons a bad name.

Posted by: runner at May 21, 2021 04:45 PM (V13WU)

33 Tip: Do not light flag if you have gasoline on your clothes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2021 04:45 PM (63Dwl)

34 Is ASSHOLES a pro-noun?

I swear I wish I had paid more attention to those Grammar Rock cartoon songs on Saturdays. I suck at English composition.

Posted by: JROD at May 21, 2021 04:46 PM (0jZnq)

35 That last video needed to be longer.

Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2021 04:46 PM (8WCBI)

36 Right. The sheer odds that people would hate this one small strain of people are not natural, right?

Yeah, "odds".

Posted by: Lucifer at May 21, 2021 04:46 PM (kOpft)

37 Faggotry. Faggotry as far as the eye can see.

It's fabulous.

Posted by: Minuteman at May 21, 2021 04:47 PM (VnIZk)

38 The Moron Lifestyle:

My Pillow
Goya
Steak Umms
RC Cola
Moon Pies

/actually, not much worse than the average millennial diet...

Posted by: vyx at May 21, 2021 04:47 PM (0Yiin)

39 Don't touch the stuff, but unless I'm misinformed, Red Bull's ownership fired their entire US branch team after that team had idiotically jumped on the mob bandwagon of racism a year ago. Seemed notable.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2021 04:47 PM (OTzUX)

40 He might not be wrong about the R party being obsolete or I'd say extinct. They are the anti-epstein. They did, in fact, kill themselves.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 21, 2021 04:47 PM (yh2er)

41 put that nasty in my butt!

Posted by: Not at May 21, 2021 04:47 PM (8WCBI)

42 This flag-burning in Tehran cheered me up

You don't need to be a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. Or something.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 21, 2021 04:48 PM (HaL55)

43 Is Ace's twitching Ban Hammer ready to go??

I hope so.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 21, 2021 04:48 PM (nxdel)

44 25 Kamala Harris insults South Korean President by wiping her hand off after shaking his hand.

TBF, it might have been a reflex from the past after she had to wipe her hand(s) post-servicing Willie's willie that then spurted a vigorous Fluid of Decadence all over her.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 21, 2021 04:48 PM (MBy9l)

45
By a margin of 60 to 40 percent, the idiots of California basically legalized shoplifting. Proposition 47, which passed in 2014, no longer made it a felony to steal if the value of what you steal doesn't exceed $950. It's also no longer a felony to receive stolen property valued at less than $950.

________

Can of beans: $951
Box of cereal: $951
One dozen oranges: $951

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2021 04:48 PM (mht8P)

46 36 Is ASSHOLES a pro-noun?

I swear I wish I had paid more attention to those Grammar Rock cartoon songs on Saturdays. I suck at English composition.
Posted by: JROD at May 21, 2021 04:46 PM (0jZnq)

It is if a person is using it as their name.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 21, 2021 04:48 PM (z5Vrg)

47 28 "still not sure why people hate jews. the only thing i hate is the hoax virus."
Posted by: Not at May 21, 2021 04:44 PM (1ob9V)
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I think the saddest part, from the last thread about peaceful protests in our diverse cities, is that there could be a backlash, and that most poc's are too scared to go outside and participate because of police violence.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 21, 2021 04:49 PM (k9FU0)

48 12 Henry Cavill, Highlander reboot, talks happening.

https:// tinyurl.com/ 58cfyjxu
Posted by: Methos at May 21, 2021 04:42 PM (kOpft)

At least his accent will be understandable. And any sequel will beat Highlander 2 The Quickening. Heck, any sequel not existing would do that as well.

Posted by: Bete at May 21, 2021 04:49 PM (Ojki1)

49
US Army slogans --

Out: "Be all you can be."
In: "Pee out of a new wee-wee (at taxpayers' expense)!"

Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems design and engineering team at May 21, 2021 04:49 PM (c3dw6)

50 48 25 Kamala Harris insults South Korean President by wiping her hand off after shaking his hand.

-

wow, she is stunning and brave

Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 21, 2021 04:49 PM (k9FU0)

51 46 Is Ace's twitching Ban Hammer ready to go??

I hope so.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 21, 2021 04:48 PM (nxdel)

More of a swollen, throbbing, veiny ban hammer.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 21, 2021 04:49 PM (II3Gr)

52 He might not be wrong about the R party being obsolete or I'd say extinct.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 21, 2021 04:47 PM (yh2er)
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*fist bump*

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2021 04:49 PM (cI7Oj)

53 The Moron Lifestyle:

My Pillow
Goya
Steak Umms
RC Cola
Moon Pies

/actually, not much worse than the average millennial diet...
Posted by: vyx at May 21, 2021 04:47 PM (0Yiin)

Patriot Mobile, for cell phone service. Highly recommend! They support 2A and pro-life causes.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 21, 2021 04:49 PM (Ez6QX)

54 More of a swollen, throbbing, veiny ban hammer.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 21, 2021 04:49 PM (II3Gr)
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You forgot girthy.

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2021 04:50 PM (cI7Oj)

55 Insom!
Jewells!

Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2021 04:50 PM (JVd2L)

56 Can of beans: $951
Box of cereal: $951
One dozen oranges: $951
Posted by: Hadrian

Check out at the register and receive a discount

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2021 04:50 PM (vd8XM)

57 54 48 25 Kamala Harris insults South Korean President by wiping her hand off after shaking his hand.

-

wow, she is stunning and brave
Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 21, 2021 04:49 PM (k9FU0)

I'm so glad we have mature, responsible and well-mannered people in charge.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 21, 2021 04:50 PM (II3Gr)

58 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2021 04:48 PM (mht8P)

Is Prop 47 indexed to inflation though? Might be relevant for the upcoming years.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 21, 2021 04:51 PM (MBy9l)

59 If you eat the cereal does it turn you queer?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 21, 2021 04:51 PM (JUOKG)

60 >>> Don't touch the stuff, but unless I'm misinformed, Red Bull's ownership fired their entire US branch team after that team had idiotically jumped on the mob bandwagon of racism a year ago. Seemed notable.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2021 04:47 PM (OTzUX)

They do cool quasi-sport stuff. Whatever is in the can tastes like vomit though. Sweetened vomit. I hate all the energy drinks. Have you people heard of coffee?

Posted by: banana Dream at May 21, 2021 04:51 PM (yh2er)

61 That Russian military recruitment ad has been banned by Twatter cuz - and I am not making it up - white supremacy.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 21, 2021 04:51 PM (KMdgS)

62 SMH!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 21, 2021 04:51 PM (II3Gr)

63 Kellogs had gay pride cereal last year, but I think "Choose your own pronouns" is a "sleep apnea" thing this year. (I am trying to use other words than "woke" which I hate because these people are definitely not awake.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2021 04:51 PM (k39e/)

64 Posted by: Methos at May 21, 2021 04:42 PM (kOpft)

At least his accent will be understandable. And any sequel will beat Highlander 2 The Quickening.

==

one of the better parts of the fake pandemic lockdown was I got to binge the whole highlander tv show.

you know, I thought I saw TV ads offering to sell dvd's of the show back in the 90's offering the extra special, slippery wet lapdance European version.

but really, aside from Vandernoot, there's really not much sexy sexy. I liked Amanda but then she turned into a dude?

Anyway, still have only seen the series (wow, last season sucked) and movie 1. no spoilers!

Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 21, 2021 04:51 PM (k9FU0)

65 Raykon needs to be bounced again.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2021 04:51 PM (nI1Kq)

66 Hey Kids!

Send in your pronouns

And get this limited-edition Little Dookie mp3!

Posted by: Kellog Cereal at May 21, 2021 04:52 PM (cI7Oj)

67 "China is asshoe" guy might have been employing a novel non-native English thing, reversing that bizarre British practice of using plural conjugations for some nouns ("the government are"). There's some weird English in post-colonial Asia. Singapore's my favorite. They've evolved their own weird usages.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2021 04:52 PM (OTzUX)

68 62 54 48 25 Kamala Harris insults South Korean President by wiping her hand off after shaking his hand.

-

wow, she is stunning and brave
Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 21, 2021 04:49 PM (k9FU0)

I'm so glad we have mature, responsible and well-mannered people in charge.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 21, 2021 04:50 PM (II3Gr)

Eh, it isn't like South Korea is an important regional or trade partner after all.

Posted by: Bete at May 21, 2021 04:52 PM (Ojki1)

69 LOL. Suck a d***, h****.

Posted by: Ace at 05:37 PM

Kiss my asterisks!

Posted by: Hands at May 21, 2021 04:52 PM (786Ro)

70 Can of beans: $951
Box of cereal: $951
One dozen oranges: $951
Posted by: Hadrian

Check out at the register and receive a discount
Posted by: Bruce

Receive a $900 discount at the register checking out.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2021 04:52 PM (OCTRt)

71 62 54 48 25 Kamala Harris insults South Korean President by wiping her hand off after shaking his hand.

Is that scrunt subject to the new Anti Asian Hate Laws??

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 21, 2021 04:52 PM (jvt6t)

72 Advertising campaign pitch presenter: "Snap Crackle Pop will be replaced by Slurp Jackoff Spurt."

Kellogg's Executive:"How does this help sell cereal"?

Advertising campaign pitch presenter: "Cereal???"

Posted by: Minuteman at May 21, 2021 04:52 PM (VnIZk)

73 {{SMH}}!!

Insomniac it seems I rarely see you, maybe it's just me.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 21, 2021 04:53 PM (nxdel)

74 Looks like Skeletor prefers the Larry Craig stance

Posted by: Hands at May 21, 2021 04:53 PM (786Ro)

75 One thing Trump did was he brought the irrational hatred right out in the open. Lemon, Colbert, all of them.

Posted by: Caliban at May 21, 2021 04:53 PM (HgGBT)

76
I saw Ace's Twitching Ban Hammer open for Sister Sledge at the Cow Palace back in '83.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2021 04:53 PM (n+4am)

77 I think I'll use "drugged" instead of "woke" until I can come up with something better.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2021 04:53 PM (k39e/)

78 Anyone else think that cereal is not for kids?

Think it's geared toward the childlike adults who are self-absorbed with defining their supr-special gender-sexual identity and pronouns and sharing this info constantly. This is the demographic that requires random things like cereal and Legos to validate their super-specialness constantly.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2021 04:53 PM (bDqIh)

79 My Pillow.

That's it, isn't it?
Posted by: vyx at May 21, 2021 04:40 PM

I have a second one on order. Maximum fill this time, instead of medium, which was about 21/2 cups of filling.

It should arrive by Q3 2021, unless it's in a barge on the Mississippi right now. Then maybe by Christmas.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 21, 2021 04:54 PM (OssQ4)

80 Completely OT but despite the opening horror of this 10 minute video, there is an optimistic ending. Superfortress Killer claims another.

https://youtu.be/rHI1DVGdzQE

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2021 04:54 PM (VVEnO)

81 Banhammer's not much use if people cut/paste this idiotic boring troll's droppings. But I get it, that's a new insight that's only been obvious for years. So, hard for people to do the sensible thing.

Indexing felony theft thresh-hold - love that! Hilarious. And - might be especially pertinent, oh, dunno, soon?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2021 04:54 PM (OTzUX)

82 @50 Red Turban Someguy-So I was kinda close. Thanks!

Posted by: JROD at May 21, 2021 04:54 PM (0jZnq)

83 A party cannot go on interminably thinking it is better than its base.

This is the Republican party.

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2021 04:54 PM (cI7Oj)

84
Insomniac it seems I rarely see you, maybe it's just me.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 21, 2021 04:53 PM (nxdel)

I've been mostly avoiding news sources these days. Too depressing, enraging, or both. Usually both.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 21, 2021 04:54 PM (II3Gr)

85 Tip: Don't hold the flagpole for the giant burning flag while standing downwind.

Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Queen at May 21, 2021 04:54 PM (OQcPl)

86 EWWWW!!! GOOK COOTIES!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at May 21, 2021 04:54 PM (VnIZk)

87 That Russian military recruitment ad has been banned by Twatter cuz - and I am not making it up - white supremacy.

==

Twitter banned from Russia and it's friends' (Bulgaria, Uzbekistan the rest of them ) sphere...wonder how that would go over.

Posted by: runner at May 21, 2021 04:55 PM (V13WU)

88
Kaboom Kids' pronouns:

Creepy Clown / Creepy Bear / Creepy Hippo

Posted by: ShainS at May 21, 2021 04:55 PM (c3dw6)

89 1. It's hard to believe the late night audience is so small compared to the Johnny Carson era.

2. The sub-lede in that Walgreens story is that their security costs in SF are 35x what they spend elsewhere.8

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 21, 2021 04:55 PM (xakM+)

90 Anyway, still have only seen the series (wow, last season sucked) and movie 1. no spoilers!
Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 21, 2021 04:51 PM (k9FU0)

Well, 1 spoiler.

Stop right where you are. You will never be happier with the franchise than now, and any further exploration runs the real risk of spoiling your enjoyment like 6 week old milk.

Posted by: Bete at May 21, 2021 04:55 PM (Ojki1)

91 Is that scrunt subject to the new Anti Asian Hate Laws??
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 21, 2021 04:52 PM (jvt6t)

Well according to the stupid Anti Asian Hate commercials I see, she is Asian herself.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 21, 2021 04:55 PM (Ez6QX)

92 That Russian military recruitment ad has been banned by Twatter cuz - and I am not making it up - white supremacy.

You just know that Twatter thinks they're going to somehow prod PDT by doing this. "Take that, Trump!" is prolly what they're thinking.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 21, 2021 04:55 PM (HaL55)

93 "The researchers speculate that "nature connectedness" might be a check against psychpathy."

Ahhh, so the correct treatment is to send all the city dwellers to live and work on the farms, right? (Pixy won't let me post in the SE Asian language that would tell you that was sarcastic.)

Posted by: GWB at May 21, 2021 04:56 PM (aDTsF)

94 These flag burners forget and get flags made out of nylon and such. So instead of good ol cotton it burns fast and it melts and tends to fly around from the heat waves.

Not one of those geniuses ever brings a fire extinguisher to these events.

Which is why they will remain 3rd world serfs.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2021 04:56 PM (dLws2)

95 Well according to the stupid Anti Asian Hate commercials I see, she is Asian herself.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 21, 2021 04:55 PM (Ez6QX)

A self gasser then. Got it.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 21, 2021 04:56 PM (jvt6t)

96 Red Bull also used to sponsor an aerobatic helicopter, and a MiG-17 (21?) that performed at airshows. Very nice.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2021 04:56 PM (OTzUX)

97

Having the VP greet the Korean El Presidente is a major major insult in Asian culture. The hand wipe was just jizz on the Kleenex comparatively.

Posted by: Assasorus Rex at May 21, 2021 04:56 PM (TnvwJ)

98 Snap: he/him
Crackle: xe/xer
Pop: pronouns are racist!

Posted by: The New Snap, Crackle and Pop at May 21, 2021 04:56 PM (cI7Oj)

99 Alright history students, pop quiz: when the military establishment presents itself as weak and ineffectual, what happens next? Bonus points if you know approximately what percentage of the global population goes on the casualty roll.

Posted by: CppThis at May 21, 2021 04:57 PM (8h1h1)

100 Well, 1 spoiler.

Stop right where you are.

-

and lemme guess, we never see amanda's hooters (and was that one chick really a dude)

Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 21, 2021 04:57 PM (k9FU0)

101 Don Lemon gives lemons a bad name.
Posted by: runner at May 21, 2021 04:45 PM

Don Lemon gives lemon *parties* a bad name.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 21, 2021 04:57 PM (OssQ4)

102

Having the VP greet the Korean El Presidente is a major major insult in Asian culture. The hand wipe was just jizz on the Kleenex, comparatively.

Posted by: Assasorus Rex at May 21, 2021 04:57 PM (TnvwJ)

103 It's hard to believe the late night audience is so small compared to the Johnny Carson era.

Late night is just a bad time slot. You don't have to do very good to keep your job since your ratings are expected to stink. Sort of like SNL.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 21, 2021 04:57 PM (yQpMk)

104 Twitter compromised by Russian trolls (totes not part of Russian security ) that shut it and..demand 2 billion euro ransom to unlock.

Posted by: runner at May 21, 2021 04:57 PM (V13WU)

105 The UK version of Glamor magazine tweeted a closeup of some gender confused person's lips. The lips have lipstick on, and they have a really bad teenager moustache. Even worse, there is a massive zit / infected ingrown hair right in the middle of the lip.

This is empowering.
Say the words, slave.
THIS. IS. EMPOWERING.

https://bit.ly/3oCKrzf

Posted by: bonhomme at May 21, 2021 04:57 PM (YYlyE)

106 102 Well according to the stupid Anti Asian Hate commercials I see, she is Asian herself.
Posted by

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she's also the only person in american politics whose grandparent owned slaves

Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 21, 2021 04:57 PM (k9FU0)

107 Posted by: GWB at May 21, 2021 04:56 PM (aDTsF)

Sure. That worked for the Khmer Rouge.

Until they ran out of people.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2021 04:58 PM (dLws2)

108 Insom.. I hear ya. I've been taking breaks myself.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 21, 2021 04:58 PM (nxdel)

109 Remember the joke from the seventh grade about the cereal Queerios?

You pour on the milk and they eat each other.

Posted by: Minuteman at May 21, 2021 04:58 PM (VnIZk)

110 Bete, I don't know about that. Highlander Endgame? Alien Covenant?

The horror...the horror.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 21, 2021 04:58 PM (aYVBT)

111 These flag burners forget and get flags made out of nylon and such. So instead of good ol cotton it burns fast and it melts and tends to fly around from the heat waves.

Not one of those geniuses ever brings a fire extinguisher to these events.

Which is why they will remain 3rd world serfs.
Posted by: jakee308

You know what else that flies around, burning and sticking?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2021 04:58 PM (OCTRt)

112 100 Ahhh, so the correct treatment is to send all the city dwellers to live and work on the farms, right? (Pixy won't let me post in the SE Asian language that would tell you that was sarcastic.)
Posted by: GWB at May 21, 2021 04:56 PM (aDTsF)

See? I wasn't a psychopath after all! NPR is right, I'm just a misunderstood social genius.

Posted by: Chairman Mao at May 21, 2021 04:59 PM (8h1h1)

113 "The researchers speculate that "nature connectedness" might be a check against psychpathy."
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That makes sense. The farmer understands that nature is not going to suddenly jump up and get out of his way.

The city dwellers think they've pushed back nature to such a degree, it no longer stands in their way. Look around--where do you see this "nature" you're talking about?

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2021 04:59 PM (cI7Oj)

114
Kellogg's of Throw up a Rainbow Flag Creek

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 21, 2021 04:59 PM (WFMLs)

115 wait, trolls again??

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 21, 2021 04:59 PM (bTQ72)

116 Researchers are still unsure, however, if nature is the chicken or the egg: Do city dwellers become more psychotic because of their lack of a connection to nature, or does the lack of nature make urbanites more prone to becoming psychopaths?

Who cares.

They're coming to take me away, ha ha!

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at May 21, 2021 04:59 PM (AiZBA)

117 Posted by: bonhomme at May 21, 2021 04:57 PM (YYlyE)

Is that guy's mustache dyed purple?!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 21, 2021 05:00 PM (Ez6QX)

118 Don Lemon is to journalism as __________ is to _______________.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 21, 2021 05:00 PM (ptqGC)

119 Country folk are more likely to be grounded.

Posted by: klaftern at May 21, 2021 05:00 PM (r4sI4)

120 Chick in the woke Kellogs video is a cutie, except maybe too much glue on those eyelashes.

Posted by: wth at May 21, 2021 05:00 PM (v0R5T)

121 Pronouns are a semantical way of stealing my identity and oneness!

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2021 05:00 PM (cI7Oj)

122 Kellogg's cereal "Together with Pride -- for your kids -- encourages them to make up their own pronouns

I wonder how many kids keep asking themselves, their friends, and parents, "Where are all of the trans-somethings I hear about every danged hour of every day on TV and from my teachers? They make it sound like there are millions of them, and I should see a hundred every day! I've never seen one. What's up?"

Thinking about that makes me wonder if the push to create transsexuals beginning at age 2, is a put-up job by some Soros-funded outfit in order to ensure every kid sees a transsexual kid in his/her school as early as possible. That would make it easier to convince them trannies are a big part of the population. Is Soros somehow paying wine moms to make one of their children become a transsexual, for public show and statistics reasons?

Posted by: Gref at May 21, 2021 05:00 PM (AMIL/)

123 What's long , brown and smells like kimchi?

Kamala's fingers.

Posted by: Minuteman at May 21, 2021 05:00 PM (VnIZk)

124
You know what else that flies around, burning and sticking?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2021 04:58 PM (OCTRt)

Gonorrhea?

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 21, 2021 05:00 PM (II3Gr)

125 Anyone know when Kelloggs will be bringing out it's "Box of Dicks" cereal?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 21, 2021 05:00 PM (tWPhG)

126 When a psychopath uses and burns someone, they burn them hard. So hard that that person will never speak to them again. And it's not just that particular prey that's now out of reach -- that person will tell everyone in his friend network to avoid the psychopath.

Much like Twitter

Posted by: Hands at May 21, 2021 05:00 PM (786Ro)

127 I wonder what Joe's handlers told him to tell S. Korea?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 21, 2021 05:00 PM (ptqGC)

128 You know what else that flies around, burning and sticking?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2021 04:58 PM (OCTRt)

Whatever the Korean president caught from Kamala?

Posted by: hogmartin at May 21, 2021 05:01 PM (t+qrx)

129 > A self gasser then. Got it.

How do you do it? Fart outside, run around to air out your pants, then go inside? That's too much work.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 21, 2021 05:01 PM (YYlyE)

130
Red Bull also used to sponsor an aerobatic helicopter, and a MiG-17 (21?) that performed at airshows. Very nice.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2021 04:56 PM (OTzUX)

The choppah is pretty cool, saw it at a SoCal airshow about 12 years ago. Does loopdy-loops, which is supposed to be impossible for a helo. Apparently they had to intentionally break a bunch of shit in the control systems to get it to go inverted.

Of course, it's kind of a one-trick pony, and after the 15th loop, it gets a bit boring to watch.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2021 05:01 PM (n+4am)

131 Country folk are more likely to be grounded.

Salt of the earth.

Posted by: runner at May 21, 2021 05:01 PM (V13WU)

132 I've been mostly avoiding news sources these days. Too depressing, enraging, or both. Usually both.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 21, 2021 04:54 PM (II3Gr)

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Dr. ShainS prescribes tire iron therapy, stat!

We should create our own new martial art a la Bruce Lee. Beat Goon Doh?

Posted by: ShainS at May 21, 2021 05:01 PM (c3dw6)

133 Twitter is crowd-sourced psychopathy

Posted by: Hands at May 21, 2021 05:01 PM (786Ro)

134 That Russian military recruitment ad has been banned by Twatter cuz - and I am not making it up - white supremacy.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 21, 2021 04:51 PM (KMdgS)

So, is the Nancy the Private with 2 moms white supremacy as well?

Saw a Russia v China v USA recruitment comparison a week ago posted on Gab, this appears to be a longer version of the same.

https://youtu.be/Kfe6d6MzeLM

We are well and truly screwed - unless we can get Russia and China to go after each other and hide under a table. Between this and things like the CIA recruitment ads for non-binary schizophrenic she-fags who think they're cats, I'm really not sure where the fuck to hide.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 21, 2021 05:01 PM (wAnMi)

135 I'd rather trust a countryman, than a town man.
-- Peter Gabriel ~ 1974

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2021 05:01 PM (cI7Oj)

136 Kamalama is the one with cooties.

Posted by: wth at May 21, 2021 05:02 PM (v0R5T)

137 Corporal Klinger would easily get out of the Army today by a open display of Toxic Masculinity.

Posted by: Minuteman at May 21, 2021 05:02 PM (VnIZk)

138 I thought they gave The Lemon the boot.

Posted by: wth at May 21, 2021 05:03 PM (v0R5T)

139 You South Korean slants are good people! C'mon, man. Clap!

----- President *

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 21, 2021 05:03 PM (ptqGC)

140 "Kamala Harris insults South Korean President by wiping her hand off after shaking his hand."

You know what's really funny about that? The cries of RACISM! by blacks because the Koreans in their neighborhood stores wouldn't hand change directly back to them, instead placing it in a dish on the counter. Because the old Asian cultures don't generally touch strangers.

So, I'm thinking this is doubly insulting - he's adopting a western custom, then getting treated like he's got cooties anyway.

Posted by: GWB at May 21, 2021 05:03 PM (aDTsF)

141 DeCommio and others getting instant religion, met with Orthodox leaders, now everyone's making all the right noises about more police action, ending "hate", etc. Including the various idiotic elected Dem pieces of garbage, like the AG, congressthings, et al.

So let's refocus on the true source of "hate" in the US, will we? WHITE SUPREMACY (whatever that is, and whoever is supposed to be pushing whatever that is)

Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2021 05:03 PM (OTzUX)

142 and lemme guess, we never see amanda's hooters (and was that one chick really a dude)

Well she posed for playboy if you really want to go looking. Also, try not to think about the fact the she was the Miss America that banged Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Methos at May 21, 2021 05:03 PM (kOpft)

143 138 Country folk are more likely to be grounded.

Salt of the earth.

Posted by: runner at May 21, 2021 05:01 PM (V13WU)

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Pragmatists, they often take the path of least resistance.

Posted by: ShainS at May 21, 2021 05:03 PM (c3dw6)

144 How does Don Lemon manage to have a job?0

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 21, 2021 05:03 PM (cSyAR)

145 nyway, i really, i will use the word, hate, the hoax virus.

Posted by: Not at May 21, 2021 05:01 PM (1ob9V)
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The virus wasn't a hoax. The reaction was. Shutting down the country was. The "2-weeks to flatten the curve" is evidently a hoax by now. Especially with the Masks-Forever! crowd.

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2021 05:03 PM (cI7Oj)

146 125 Don Lemon is to journalism as __________ is to _______________.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 21, 2021 05:00 PM (ptqGC)

Rutabaga, clockwork

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 21, 2021 05:03 PM (II3Gr)

147 The world is going to find out again what happens when there isn't a world policeman

Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2021 05:03 PM (Cxk7w)

148 If you eat the cereal does it turn you queer?

Only if you have had the mRNA "vaccine".

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 21, 2021 05:04 PM (MliuZ)

149 news of the world
Traditional court fines Robert Mugabe's widow 'Gucci' Grace five cows and two goats for 'improperly' burying Zimbabwean dictator in courtyard of his home

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 21, 2021 05:04 PM (bTQ72)

150 Country folk are more likely to be grounded.

Salt of the earth.
Posted by: runner

People of the earth. You know, clods.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2021 05:04 PM (VVEnO)

151 107 Well, 1 spoiler.

Stop right where you are.

-

and lemme guess, we never see amanda's hooters (and was that one chick really a dude)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 21, 2021 04:57 PM (k9FU0)

I watched a fair amount of the TV series and 4 of the 5 movies. 2-4 aren't worth it, even if (or maybe especially because) 4 tries to get the TV series and movie aligned. Have doubts on 5, but someday I'll see it as I got it cheap.

There is also a cartoon if you want to complete the whole "how the hell does this fit with anything in the movies/LA TV series that already don't really fit together well."

Posted by: Bete at May 21, 2021 05:04 PM (Ojki1)

152 Babylon Bee:

Lori Lightfoot Flees In Terror After Thomas Sowell Takes Her Up On Offer For Black People To Interview Her

Posted by: bonhomme at May 21, 2021 05:04 PM (YYlyE)

153 How does Don Lemon manage to have a job?0

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 21, 2021 05:03 PM (cSyAR)

He knows The Science of black holes.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 21, 2021 05:04 PM (ptqGC)

154 Hamas may have had one victory - taking over al-Aqsa. Relatively sane (Fatah-linked) mufti was pushed out, and all the goings-on there now feature images of Hamas leaders and heroes.

Kind of an intra-Palestinian thing, Hamas vs. Fatah, but anyway.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2021 05:04 PM (OTzUX)

155 I eat only Cheerios and my pronouns are "OOOOO" and "OOOOO"

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2021 05:04 PM (m45I2)

156 Army Strong is now Army Sensitive. With more pronouns.

Posted by: Minuteman at May 21, 2021 05:04 PM (VnIZk)

157 How do you do it? Fart outside, run around to air out your pants, then go inside? That's too much work.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 21, 2021 05:01 PM (YYlyE)

A garden hose and closed garage. Duh.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 21, 2021 05:04 PM (jvt6t)

158 The other point I wanted to make

How much did it cost Bezos to get the SF government to legalize shoplifiting? Any reporters left in the country concerned with finding out.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 21, 2021 05:05 PM (xakM+)

159 111 Twitter compromised by Russian trolls (totes not part of Russian security ) that shut it and..demand 2 billion euro ransom to unlock.
Posted by: runner at May 21, 2021 04:57 PM (V13WU)

Bet we could raise that at least to try to get them to keep it locked.

Posted by: Bete at May 21, 2021 05:05 PM (Ojki1)

160 making all the right noises about more police action

Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2021 05:03 PM (OTzUX)
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No matter how many black people get killed for sport as a result?!

Disgusting.

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2021 05:05 PM (cI7Oj)

161 Here I am, once again. Thanks once more for the prayers.

My dad is going to be in the hospital for a while longer. It is not WuFlu, it is not cancer, but his kidneys think he's a terrible person. Hopefully he won't have to transfer hospitals to get advanced treatment.

Drink water, people.

Posted by: Vendette at May 21, 2021 05:05 PM (FxC7S)

162
We should create our own new martial art a la Bruce Lee. Beat Goon Doh?
Posted by: ShainS at May 21, 2021 05:01 PM (c3dw6)

Ching Ching Pow

*mimes racking a slide and pointing finger-gun*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2021 05:05 PM (n+4am)

163 Last year Kelloggs did the same thing for homo month (remember, homo month is next month but it's starting now), which is when they went off the list. I can't remember which cereals they sullied, but they were all kids stuff. Looks like they've stepped it up a notch with the pronoun stuff.

Can we please start shooting now?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 21, 2021 05:05 PM (wAnMi)

164 4 months into this regime. Who knows where we will be at the 6 month mark.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2021 05:05 PM (hZD7y)

165 The Federalist reports,

"After months of consideration, a judge in Fulton County, Georgia, has ruled that absentee ballots from the 2020 presidential election will be unsealed and examined for evidence of fraud."

Posted by: bonhomme at May 21, 2021 05:05 PM (YYlyE)

166 Not being educated in communication (and I don't mean the electronics stuff) the left does not understand how it looks to those on the outside.

Every time they ban something they reveal a little more about who they are, who they think you are, and what they're afraid of or trying to "protect" (because they have such a low opinion of those they're "protecting".

The medium is the message.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2021 05:05 PM (dLws2)

167 148 "Kamala Harris insults South Korean President by wiping her hand off after shaking his hand."

=

was insulted by spitters, not swallowers

Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 21, 2021 05:06 PM (k9FU0)

168 More of a swollen, throbbing, veiny ban hammer.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 21, 2021 04:49 PM (II3Gr)
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You forgot girthy.

Posted by: Axeman at May

And spitting mad!

Posted by: OMG LOL at May 21, 2021 05:06 PM (AfFfi)

169 Let's start reposting the troll's droppings 5 or 10 times, automatically, just to leave no doubt we don't get it.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2021 05:06 PM (OTzUX)

170 176 148 "Kamala Harris insults South Korean President by wiping her hand off after shaking his hand."

=

was insulted by spitters, not swallowers
Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 21, 2021 05:06 PM (k9FU0)

Spitters are quitters.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 21, 2021 05:06 PM (II3Gr)

171 The researchers speculate that "nature connectedness" might be a check against psychpathy.
IIRC, there was a study many years ago that showed lab rats becoming more aggressive when they put more rats into the cages. Or a lot more than the rats were accustomed to.
Anyway, I can see where people packed together like sardines where their feet never touch ground (it's concrete and flat, which the human foot isn't designed for) would tend to become a bit more hostile.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 21, 2021 05:06 PM (HaL55)

172 ----- President *

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 21, 2021 05:03 PM (ptqGC)

-----

Heh, love that. Maybe we can get Clint Eastwood to do an empty asterisk bit ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 21, 2021 05:06 PM (c3dw6)

173 The Moron Lifestyle:

My Pillow
Goya
Steak Umms
RC Cola
Moon Pies

/actually, not much worse than the average millennial diet...
Posted by: vyx

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Tide pods at May 21, 2021 05:07 PM (VYjdj)

174 what's funny is I tracked down the "10 years later" special for highlander tv show and it was godawful, but at least Joe got the chance to say the F word. The plot was..."methos and friends have wine at a producer's condo"

Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 21, 2021 05:07 PM (k9FU0)

175 Drink water, people.
Posted by: Vendette at May 21, 2021 05:05 PM (FxC7S)

Wow, sorry to hear. Hope he's pain free, that can become excruciating.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 21, 2021 05:07 PM (wAnMi)

176 A finger up your backside, It's GRRRREAT!

Posted by: Tony the Tiger at May 21, 2021 05:07 PM (r+sAi)

177 126 Country folk are more likely to be grounded.
Posted by: klaftern at May 21, 2021 05:00 PM (r4sI4)

They are more likely than city folk to be caught messing around in the hay loft after all.

Posted by: Bete at May 21, 2021 05:07 PM (Ojki1)

178 Californians voted themselves free stuff by 60 /40

Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2021 05:07 PM (Cxk7w)

179 I've got a whole collection of Heman figures in a box at my mom's house. Wouldn't mind picking up a couple of old school figures that I'm missing. A while back, they tried releasing a new version, which were an abomination. Way over-muscled with tiny little heads. They looked like the guy that Hyde fought in the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 21, 2021 05:07 PM (CAJOC)

180 kellogs was founded by some weirdos who did not have sex, and put yogurt up their butts

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 21, 2021 05:07 PM (bTQ72)

181 Anyone know when Kelloggs will be bringing out it's "Box of Dicks" cereal?
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 21, 2021 05:00 PM (tWPhG)

I once gave a "bag of Dicks" as a going away present. (It was one of his favorite phrases, along with "eat a dick", which meant he also got cans of spotted dick.) The bag was full of pictures of people like Richard Nixon, Richard Simmons, Richard Blumenthal, Dick Van Dyke, etc.

Posted by: GWB at May 21, 2021 05:07 PM (aDTsF)

182 They know Biden isn't going to do shit about it.

Hamas leader Haniyeh thanks Iran for supplying weapons to Gaza in a TV statement.

https://bit.ly/3v9tdMs

Posted by: bonhomme at May 21, 2021 05:08 PM (YYlyE)

183 The medium is the message.
Kill your television. And your phone. And your iPad.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 21, 2021 05:08 PM (HaL55)

184 My dad is going to be in the hospital for a while longer. It is not WuFlu, it is not cancer, but his kidneys think he's a terrible person. Hopefully he won't have to transfer hospitals to get advanced treatment.

Posted by: Vendette at May 21, 2021 05:05 PM (FxC7S)
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Vendette! Haven't seen you in forever. So sorry to hear that your dad is in the hospital. Is he in Canada? I will pray for him.

Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2021 05:08 PM (wyw4S)

185 Drink water, people.

Posted by: Vendette at May 21, 2021 05:05 PM (FxC7S)

Can't count the number of times my MiL has been hospitalized for dehydration. She has a full-time daytime caregiver now, in part to make sure she drinks enough water.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 21, 2021 05:08 PM (ptqGC)

186 All those Walgreens in SF closing is gonna lead to a purple drank desert. Textbook structural racism.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 21, 2021 05:08 PM (Ui0Dx)

187 she's also the only person in american politics whose grandparent owned slaves
Posted by: Tim Riggins

So far.

Posted by: Your future chinese overloards at May 21, 2021 05:08 PM (xakM+)

188 bhey, this is AOS,

remember, fish fuck in water, drink beer instead !

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 21, 2021 05:08 PM (bTQ72)

189 "Pragmatists, they often take the path of least resistance"

Often that path leads to the back 40, down past the borrow pit and pile of lime.

Posted by: f'd at May 21, 2021 05:08 PM (Tnijr)

190 Well, two dogs from Shep's have found their furever home!! So happy!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 21, 2021 05:09 PM (nxdel)

191 Have doubts on 5, but someday I'll see it as I got it cheap.

Highlander: The Source? Yeah, don't do that to yourself. Highlander was that weird property whose original owners seem to have felt compelled to destroy by any means available. The only reason I have hope for a new movie is that last I heard, they're dead and someone else is doing it.

Posted by: Methos at May 21, 2021 05:09 PM (kOpft)

192 > I've got a whole collection of Heman figures in a box at my mom's house.

That's He-Man you pleb.

Posted by: Prince Adam at May 21, 2021 05:09 PM (YYlyE)

193 Hope you enjoy driving to Nevada to get your prescriptions filled, commies.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 21, 2021 05:09 PM (JZT2F)

194 Continued prayers Vendette!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 21, 2021 05:09 PM (nxdel)

195 Last year Kelloggs did the same thing for homo month

I'd just like to say that now, we're cheaper only in price, packaging and sometimes the quality of ingredients.

But you don't have to concern yourself with OUR frosting.

Posted by: store brands at May 21, 2021 05:10 PM (VYjdj)

196 Silly rabbit! _______ are for kids!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 21, 2021 05:10 PM (OssQ4)

197 "Gentlemen" - um, not very familiar with CA? Much of the worst idiocy here has been inflicted by the voters - directly, via referendum. The idiotic "bullet train" debacle/grand larceny. Tax increases. On and on. Don't forget whatever ridiculous toxicity warning is now posted all over the universe due to Proposition 60 (hilarious to see it added to websites that might have CA customers).

Rest of the idiocy is inflicted indirectly, by the governors, legislatures, country boards, mayors, and school boards elected, over and over again. As the state slid straight down in every respect.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2021 05:10 PM (OTzUX)

198 @12

Hear me out, Clancy Brown plays Ramirez and Alexander Skarsgard bulks up and plays the Kurgan.

THIS COULD WORK!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 21, 2021 05:10 PM (zJvA6)

199 > remember, fish fuck in water, drink beer instead !

Beer doesn't have water in it?

Posted by: bonhomme at May 21, 2021 05:10 PM (YYlyE)

200 Because using "woke" is just ceding the language to them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2021 05:10 PM (k39e/)

201 How does Don Lemon manage to have a job?0

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy
.........

I think he's sponsored by Toppik. They pay CNN for the advertising.

Posted by: wth at May 21, 2021 05:10 PM (v0R5T)

202
Tony the Tiger's Big Book of Broadway Tunes

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2021 05:10 PM (mht8P)

203 So why is Biden unable to greet visiting heads of state at the airfield like Trump always did? This administration acts like these people are beneath them. Was it when Obama was in office the Pope entered the WH through the kitchen door or am I thinking of someone else?

Posted by: Jen the original at May 21, 2021 05:11 PM (nO8T5)

204 Nature sucks, but the cities suck harder. The terrain is great, the 'wildlife' not so much.

(but of course I'd say that; I'm an engineer which automatically qualifies me for the Antisocial Olympics)

Posted by: CppThis at May 21, 2021 05:11 PM (8h1h1)

205 "After months of consideration, a judge in Fulton County, Georgia, has ruled that absentee ballots from the 2020 presidential election will be unsealed and examined for evidence of fraud."

Posted by: bonhomme at May 21, 2021 05:05 PM (YYlyE)
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P(Federal Lefty Courts not queering this up) = 0

From what I understand, AG was a party in the suit that stopped the Antrim audit, in the suit the AG cited herself, and the judge took AG of Michigan as expert testimony and cited it in the opinion.

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2021 05:11 PM (cI7Oj)

206 Drink water, people.

Posted by: Vendette at May 21, 2021 05:05 PM (FxC7S)

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And electrolytes.

Posted by: ShainS at May 21, 2021 05:11 PM (c3dw6)

207 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2021 05:01 PM (n+4am)

I wanna see them do a snap roll.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2021 05:11 PM (dLws2)

208 Kellogg bought Keebler a while back. All the Keebler cookies and crackers are now labeled Kellogg's. Weird when I first saw that change on all the former Keebler products on the grocery store shelves.

Posted by: Gref at May 21, 2021 05:11 PM (AMIL/)

209 South Korean President: Nice talking with you Joe. Now, where's President Trump?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 21, 2021 05:11 PM (ptqGC)

210 Liberty Daily has some headlines about AZ audit having ballot count 17.5% off and Fulton County, GA ordered by court to do full audit. Not that it matters, because we all know, but evidence is always good I suppose.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2021 05:12 PM (r+sAi)

211 Well, two dogs from Shep's have found their furever home!! So happy!
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 21, 2021 05:09 PM (nxdel)

Yay!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 21, 2021 05:12 PM (Ez6QX)

212 I've known some pretty impressive female soldiers in my life.

None of them spoke with vocal fry.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 21, 2021 05:12 PM (JZT2F)

213 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 21, 2021 05:12 PM (IuPpm)

214 Prince Harry Says Royals Neglected Him After His Mother's Death

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As the World Turns the Days of Our Lives All My Children Are Young and Restless.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2021 05:12 PM (VVEnO)

215 Well, the Woke Army has pulled the Typical Girl Move of disabling comments on its "soft" recruitment ad, apparently now targeting only Karens and Lesbians and Lesbian Karens.

Looks like if the lesbian Karens tangle with the Russkis they're liable to get a crash course in heterosexuality.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2021 05:12 PM (RFAn/)

216 remember, fish fuck in water, drink beer instead !
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 21, 2021 05:08 PM (bTQ72)
.......

Unless it's Tecate in a can. Might as well drink the fish sperm.

Posted by: wth at May 21, 2021 05:12 PM (v0R5T)

217 Vendette! Haven't seen you in forever. So sorry to
hear that your dad is in the hospital. Is he in Canada? I will pray
for him.

Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2021 05:08 PM (wyw4S)

Yes, he is in Alberta. I've mentioned that unless I did some finagling that despite being a Canadian citizen I'd need two negative WuFlu tests and a 14-day quarantine before I could see him and my mom, who needs him to help move around.

Posted by: Vendette at May 21, 2021 05:12 PM (FxC7S)

218 Drink water, people.
Posted by: Vendette at May 21, 2021 05:05 PM (FxC7S)

And cut down on your salt intake. And EVERYTHING has salt in it.

Stuff you wouldn't think has salt in it, has salt in it.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2021 05:12 PM (dLws2)

219 Brawndo has electrolytes.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 21, 2021 05:13 PM (aYVBT)

220 P(Federal Lefty Courts not queering this up) = 0

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I was told there'd be no probability and statistics! Imma gonna have flashback nightmares tonight ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 21, 2021 05:13 PM (c3dw6)

221 Gozer the Gozarian was merely misunderstood.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2021 05:13 PM (NJTH2)

222 Jen the Original, Barky did that to Netanyahu.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2021 05:13 PM (hZD7y)

223 Because using "woke" is just ceding the language to them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2021 05:10 PM (k39e/)
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Not really. They have sensed the tide going against them, so some have even suggested that "woke" is a word of ridicule made up by the conservative faction.

When you win that type of victory, that's not ceding.

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2021 05:13 PM (cI7Oj)

224 219 Kellogg bought Keebler a while back. All the Keebler cookies and crackers are now labeled Kellogg's. Weird when I first saw that change on all the former Keebler products on the grocery store shelves.
Posted by: Gref at May 21, 2021 05:11 PM (AMIL/)

And the elves are all ghey now.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 21, 2021 05:13 PM (II3Gr)

225 My Brother-in-Law just posted this to twitter about something my niece said to my sister.

Talk with the 13 year old.
Niece : You know why car makers can't get computer chips ?
Sister : No, why ?
Niece : The government bought them all and put them in the vaccine to keep track of the sheep !
God I'm buying that kid the biggest milkshake the dairy has tonight !! Lmao

Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2021 05:13 PM (vMCab)

226 You know where SF hobos dare not casually steal stuff?
Chinatown

Posted by: 13times at May 21, 2021 05:13 PM (K3B2k)

227 We're thinking about a new segment for Gutfeld! It's called "Debate the Pinata".

We'll bring on either Geraldo or Juan, let them make a typical, pig-ignorant remark, and beat the ever-loving stuffing out of them until commercial break.

Yay or Nay?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 21, 2021 05:13 PM (aXxgO)

228 Facebook not twitter, but whatever.

Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2021 05:14 PM (vMCab)

229 Don't forget whatever ridiculous toxicity warning is now posted all over
the universe due to Proposition 60 (hilarious to see it added to
websites that might have CA customers).
Nearly every page of the Fender Musical Instruments web site has that goofy-assed warning on it. Guitars, straps, amps, everything.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 21, 2021 05:14 PM (HaL55)

230 If you're feeding your kids Kelloggs cereals, their proper pronouns are: The Sugar/Diabetes.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 21, 2021 05:14 PM (H5knJ)

231 Is the South Korean President friends with Don Lemon. If so, Kamala is justified.

Posted by: Minuteman at May 21, 2021 05:14 PM (VnIZk)

232 @225

Dude is a fucking liar and generally I don't care about the royal family but the way this little henny penny C**t is dogging out his family is disgraceful.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 21, 2021 05:14 PM (zJvA6)

233 Highlander was that weird property whose original owners seem to have felt compelled to destroy by any means available.

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I had opinions on this. The series fleshed things out but had no idea what it was doing which could be because it was the 90's and this sort of serialized non-big 3 TV stuff was new.

They'd bring in awesome characters and feel the need to kill them.

They brought in Richie and then (spoiler) and then (spoiler) but basically they gave us a 90's poochy kid who we hated, who, early on had whole episodes to his arc and then (spoiler) right when we started to like him 4 seasons later. The same with the guy from The Who.

Also, duncan's politics at times reflected dumb leftwing shit and his movements around the world made no sense. How was he a samurai, then a kulak and then 2 years later living in south america or whatever?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 21, 2021 05:15 PM (k9FU0)

234 They're faaaaAAAABBBULOUS!

Posted by: Tony the Tiger at May 21, 2021 05:15 PM (VVEnO)

235 Posted by: rhomboid

I lived in the South bay for about 6 years, and so I know how f----ing stupid the people are.

The point I was making is that this shit only helps Amazon. We are heading toward some serious dystopia shit right now, and the only people profiting are the chinese manufacturers, amazon, and DC.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 21, 2021 05:15 PM (xakM+)

236 Was it when Obama was in office the Pope entered the WH through the kitchen door or am I thinking of someone else?
Posted by: Jen the original at May 21, 2021 05:11 PM (nO8T5)

I think that's right, and the Dali Lama got shown out some side door next to a bunch of garbage bags.

https://bit.ly/3v9tYVO

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 21, 2021 05:15 PM (wAnMi)

237 Um - bonhomme. Au contraire. "Biden" is going to respond to this Iranian move by going ahead and surrendering. "Progress" made in round of talks just concluded in Vienna. We're not just talking a toothless nuclear agreement (that won't be complied with anyway), not just talking $$$billions - talking dropping sanctions for terrorism and all kinds of evil Iran has used/is using/will ramp up as part of its ideologically-driven regional hegemony obsession.

And though it's all a farce and irrelevant now, it's even worse than you think. This pathetic non-entity Blinken said "he had nothing for you" when directly asked about the massive, years-long, universally known, key, mutually openly acknowledged Hamas-IRGC collaboration and Iranian help.

Obama idiocy, part trois.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2021 05:15 PM (OTzUX)

238 Diabeetus!

Posted by: Wilford Brimley at May 21, 2021 05:15 PM (Mzdiz)

239 yeah, idiocracy, whenever I see an ad for degenerate sugar-soi products, I'm like "no thanks, no brawndo for me"

Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 21, 2021 05:15 PM (k9FU0)

240 I have felt that except for things related to computers, culture in general has been atalled or regressed since the 90s. When I was a teen in the 70s, things from the 50s were serious "nostalgia". If you did a Happy Days set 20 years ago it would be set in the early 2000s. You would have to keep saying what year it was for anyone to be able to tell unless you made a big deal of ahowing phone styles or something

Posted by: Azjaeger at May 21, 2021 05:15 PM (6Fy5q)

241 220 South Korean President: Nice talking with you Joe. Now, where's President Trump?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 21, 2021 05:11 PM (ptqGC)

----

... and hot wife?

Posted by: ShainS at May 21, 2021 05:16 PM (c3dw6)

242 This isn't going to hurt Kellogg's sales, not my much. Anyone still buying their stuff either isn't paying attention or doesn't care.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at May 21, 2021 05:16 PM (3AD8C)

243 Now do a comparison of Americans versus Russians building a pipeline.

Thanks Turniphead Biden.

Posted by: Minuteman at May 21, 2021 05:16 PM (VnIZk)

244 So BLM shut down a whole NYC block, either today or yesterday. Reason? Disrespectful to do business on Malcolm X's birthday.

In four days it'll be disrespectful to do anything on Saint Floyd's Immaculate Ascension Day. Then comes Juneteenth. Then a week later, Colt 45 Day. We have to respect these Holy Days.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 21, 2021 05:16 PM (OssQ4)

245 > Well everyone already knew about Snap, Crackle, and Pop.

And the Lucky Charms leprechaun.

And the thinly-veiled homoerotic overtones of the Quisp and Quake commercials.

And why did no one ever ask questions about WTF Cap'n Crunch was doing cruising around with a crew of preteen kids? I'm betting that Epstein's island was a regular port of call for the Guppy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 21, 2021 05:16 PM (JZT2F)

246 Was it when Obama was in office the Pope entered the WH through the kitchen door or am I thinking of someone else?
Posted by: Jen the original at May 21, 2021 05:11 PM (nO8T5)

I think that's right, and the Dali Lama got shown out some side door next to a bunch of garbage bags.

https://bit.ly/3v9tYVO
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 21, 2021 05:15 PM (wAnMi)

And they dissed Netanyahu also. Made him wait while the magic negro had dinner and only gave Bibi peanuts

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2021 05:16 PM (85Gof)

247 My G*d, that Kelloggs cereal is unbelievable.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 21, 2021 05:16 PM (O+I8R)

248 Thirst!
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 21, 2021 05:12 PM (IuPpm)
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You got electrolytes?!

Posted by: Plants at May 21, 2021 05:16 PM (cI7Oj)

249 Prince Harry Says Royals Neglected Him After His Mother's Death

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As the World Turns the Days of Our Lives All My Children Are Young and Restless.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2021 05:12 PM (VVEnO)

Saw something earlier where he said he turned to drinking and drugs when she died. Wasn't he like 12?! Shouldn't someone have been keeping an eye on him?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 21, 2021 05:17 PM (Ez6QX)

250 242 Is the South Korean President friends with Don Lemon. If so, Kamala is justified.
Posted by: Minuteman at May 21, 2021 05:14 PM (VnIZk)

Seems to me it should've been the South Korean President who should've wiped his hand after shaking hands with Kamala "Heels Up" Harris. Because God knows what she might have on her hand.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2021 05:17 PM (RFAn/)

251 202 > I've got a whole collection of Heman figures in a box at my mom's house.

That's He-Man you pleb.
Posted by: Prince Adam at May 21, 2021 05:09 PM (YYlyE)

You must be so excited Kevin Smith is in charge of you new Netflix show.

Course from the sound of it you won't be in it much as Teela looks to be the lead, what with her half shaved head haircut and stunning new diversity best friend.

Posted by: Bete at May 21, 2021 05:17 PM (Ojki1)

252 I've known some pretty impressive female soldiers in my life.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 21, 2021 05:12 PM (JZT2F)

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same here, but i can only think of a few that *might* cut it in Combat Arms...

hell, i was in a DS maintenance company for awhile, and we had a female mechanic who couldn't lift her assigned tool boxes, or break a lug nut loose on a truck. she was young and cute though, so she was flying up the rank ladder when i left...

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 21, 2021 05:17 PM (IuPpm)

253 Are Cheerios still OK? Because that's about the only cold cereal I'll eat anymore.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 21, 2021 05:17 PM (3H9h1)

254 Prayers up for your dad, Vendette.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 21, 2021 05:17 PM (HaL55)

255 221 Liberty Daily has some headlines about AZ audit having ballot count 17.5% off and Fulton County, GA ordered by court to do full audit. Not that it matters, because we all know, but evidence is always good I suppose.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2021 05:12 PM (r+sAi)

The Democrat-Media Complex is prepared for any Republican-initiated audits that show the Dems must have cheated. "The Republican/White Supremacist workers altered the ballots and the computer data files while conducting their so-called audit!"

Posted by: Gref at May 21, 2021 05:17 PM (AMIL/)

256 > So why is Biden unable to greet visiting heads of state at the airfield like Trump always did?

Because he's a gibbering idiot and there's no telling what sort of nonsense will come out of his mouth at any given time

The Committee has Joe on a very short leash

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 21, 2021 05:18 PM (iTXRQ)

257 203 Hope you enjoy driving to Nevada to get your prescriptions filled, commies.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 21, 2021 05:09 PM (JZT2F)

Isn't Amazon doing that now. Hmm, wonder if there is a connection between shoplifting OK and the massive online retailer ramping up their own home delivery service?

Posted by: Bete at May 21, 2021 05:18 PM (Ojki1)

258 In four days it'll be disrespectful to do anything on Saint Floyd's Immaculate Ascension Day. Then comes Juneteenth. Then a week later, Colt 45 Day. We have to respect these Holy Days.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 21, 2021 05:16 PM (OssQ4)

Juneteenth is an actual, legal holiday in my state now. So that's nice.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 21, 2021 05:18 PM (Ez6QX)

259 So BLM shut down a whole NYC block, either today or yesterday. Reason? Disrespectful to do business on Malcolm X's birthday.

Of course. Malcolm the Tenth was the victim of white supremacists who shot him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2021 05:18 PM (RFAn/)

260 They're faaaaAAAABBBULOUS!
Posted by: Tony the Tiger at May 21, 2021 05:15 PM (VVEnO)
.......

Thought you changed your name to Tonya.

Posted by: wth at May 21, 2021 05:19 PM (v0R5T)

261 Sorry, should have said PAID holiday.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 21, 2021 05:19 PM (Ez6QX)

262 233. Ben H thanks. ApparentlyBiden held a joint press conference with SK president. I have not seen it but you can bet the press was not screaming at Biden with off subject rants calling him a liar etc. like they would do to Trump in front of visiting heads of state.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 21, 2021 05:19 PM (nO8T5)

263 >Are Cheerios still OK? Because that's about the only cold cereal I'll eat anymore.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

I just got the BFBOCheerios in my grocery order this morning

Cheerios are still straight, right?

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 21, 2021 05:19 PM (iTXRQ)

264 they gave us a 90's poochy kid who we hated, who, early on had whole
episodes to his arc and then (spoiler) right when we started to like him
4 seasons later. The same with the guy from The Who.
Roger Daltry?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2021 05:19 PM (r+sAi)

265 I've got a whole collection of Heman figures in a box at my mom's house.

That's He-Man you pleb.
Posted by: Prince Adam

That's Virgin, kiddo.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2021 05:19 PM (OCTRt)

266 Don't forget whatever ridiculous toxicity warning is now posted all over
the universe due to Proposition 60 (hilarious to see it added to
websites that might have CA customers).
Nearly every page of the Fender Musical Instruments web site has that goofy-assed warning on it. Guitars, straps, amps, everything.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 21, 2021 05:14 PM (HaL55)

It's pretty funny that Amazon reviews have people freaking out about some product because that fucking warning is on it. "DO NOT BUY! It's got a warning from CA that it causes cancer!!" So if you buy vitamins, it might not have anything to do with the vitamins, rather the bottle they're in, or that cotton ball, or the silica gel, or the GD label they put the warning on.

There's not a product made that doesn't get that warning sticker on it. What a joke.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 21, 2021 05:19 PM (wAnMi)

267 > Because he's a gibbering idiot and there's no telling what sort of nonsense will come out of his mouth at any given time

Plus after that one incident, they're worried about him licking up coolant leaks off the tarmac.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 21, 2021 05:20 PM (JZT2F)

268 "COME to the Honeycomb Hideout" takes on new meaning.

Posted by: 496 at May 21, 2021 05:20 PM (U1eOr)

269 "As you can imagine, this has turned into a free-for-all for shoplifters and a stone cold nightmare for retailers."

So, government policy was to make Walgreen's everyone's pantry.

I'm shocked this would happen. This is so unlike human behavior especially in high-density, high population, high "victim" districts.

Is San Francisco even a viable city anymore?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 21, 2021 05:20 PM (aXxgO)

270 Presidents typically greet visitors at the WH, North Portico drive thru, I think. Not at Andrews. It varies, of course.

But the routine absence of Biden from normal presidential doings is darkly amusing, I guess.

Was shocked to hear he did an academy graduation, didn't think they'd risk anything like that. Was clear that during the "campaign" he was so bad they almost completely hid him from any public exposure, at all. He might have had a second wind on cognitive decline, who knows.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2021 05:20 PM (OTzUX)

271 If a cereal is not multi-colored for pride and shaped like penis's and a cervix, I will not buy it !!!

Posted by: James at May 21, 2021 05:20 PM (yVV7Q)

272 260 Prince Harry Says Royals Neglected Him After His Mother's Death

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As the World Turns the Days of Our Lives All My Children Are Young and Restless.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2021 05:12 PM (VVEnO)

Saw something earlier where he said he turned to drinking and drugs when she died. Wasn't he like 12?! Shouldn't someone have been keeping an eye on him?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 21, 2021 05:17 PM (Ez6QX)

So, Sparkle Markle is Harry's substitute Mom?

Posted by: Gref at May 21, 2021 05:20 PM (AMIL/)

273 You must be so excited Kevin Smith is in charge of you new Netflix show.

Course from the sound of it you won't be in it much as Teela looks to be the lead, what with her half shaved head haircut and stunning new diversity best friend.
Posted by: Bete at May 21, 2021 05:17 PM (Ojki1)

I wonder how full his twitter responses will be of people calling him out that ClownfishTV was 100% right about his show.

Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2021 05:20 PM (vMCab)

274 Cheerios are still straight, right?
Posted by: DB

I thought they were little round circles.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2021 05:20 PM (OCTRt)

275
The researchers speculate that "nature connectedness" might be a check against psychopathy.

Well, perhaps that. That, and the fact that there are predators out in the wild that have their own ways of disposing of psychopaths.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2021 05:21 PM (pNxlR)

276 Cheerios are still straight, right?
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 21, 2021 05:19 PM (iTXRQ)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2021 05:21 PM (k39e/)

277 The Department of the Navy is taking a look at contracting, grooming policies and several other areas in the name of improving diversity, equity and inclusion in the Navy and Marine Corps.

Acting Navy Secretary Thomas Harker released a memo this month laying out the latest plans.

The memo directs the Navys chief diversity officer and assistant secretary for manpower and affairs, Catherine Kessmeier, to oversee transformative and meaningful steps that will further equal opportunity and diversity.

Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2021 05:21 PM (85Gof)

278 I wished I disliked Bibi. It would be fun to call him "Bibi Nutandyahoo"

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2021 05:21 PM (cI7Oj)

279 Cheerios are still straight, right?
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 21, 2021 05:19 PM (iTXRQ)

Cheerios are General Mills. As far as I know, they probably only put a rainbow flag on their twatter all month like every other GD company - but I don't think they're doing any active recruitment.

That Honey Nut Cheerios Bee is pretty suspect though.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 21, 2021 05:22 PM (wAnMi)

280 Juneteenth is an actual, legal holiday in my state now. So that's nice.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 21, 2021 05:18 PM (Ez6QX)

Hmmm:
"
The population of Washington is 69.3% White, 12.4% Hispanic, 3.7% African American and 8.11% Asian.."

Posted by: runner at May 21, 2021 05:22 PM (V13WU)

281 Juneteenth is an actual, legal holiday in my state now. So that's nice.
Posted by: Jordan61

Taki says that the proper way for us to greet them on Juneteenth is to give them some three year old news that everyone else already heard.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 21, 2021 05:22 PM (OssQ4)

282
Just what flag did those Iranian numbskulls think they were setting on fire? That wasn't an Israeli flag.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2021 05:22 PM (pNxlR)

283 It's assorted circus freaks all the way down.

Posted by: Kelloggs at May 21, 2021 05:22 PM (W4eKo)

284 1) Ace, stop imbedding the twitter into the post, it is really crashing things with the load. Just a link, please.

2) Regarding Walgreens - a new market for used MRAPS as Urban Delivery Vehicles. A Moron Horde business opportunity awaits!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at May 21, 2021 05:22 PM (s+u6b)

285 Quick, everyone repost the idiot trolls droppings, multiple times! It's the thing, now. Prevents them being erased.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2021 05:22 PM (OTzUX)

286 So why is Biden unable to greet visiting heads of state at the airfield like Trump always did? This administration acts like these people are beneath them. Was it when Obama was in office the Pope entered the WH through the kitchen door or am I thinking of someone else?
Posted by: Jen the original at May 21, 2021 05:11 PM (nO8T5)

Biden's failing brain cannot be trusted with the formal duties of his office, which is why Harris has been interacting with every foreign head of state.

Posted by: Sjg at May 21, 2021 05:22 PM (gDSJf)

287 You know where SF hobos dare not casually steal stuff?
Chinatown
Posted by: 13times at May 21, 2021 05:13 PM (K3B2k)
........

Yeah, those Chinese Finger Traps are a bitch to get off.

Posted by: wth at May 21, 2021 05:23 PM (v0R5T)

288 As you can imagine, this has turned into a free-for-all for shoplifters and a stone cold nightmare for retailers.
---
After I saw the footage a couple of people phonefilmed, I was told that was an urban myth.

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2021 05:24 PM (cI7Oj)

289 So, Sparkle Markle is Harry's substitute Mom?
Posted by: Gref at May 21, 2021 05:20 PM (AMIL/)

I think so, yeah. Ick.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 21, 2021 05:24 PM (Ez6QX)

290 Kamala just assumes any man she has been contracted for services to be rendered has also been rubbing one out before her encounter with his essence of manhood.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 21, 2021 05:24 PM (tVOev)

291 Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2021 05:21 PM (85Gof)
-------------------

We all weep.
But on the other hand, it's good to be the dentist.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2021 05:24 PM (W9TB4)

292 Juneteenth is an actual, legal holiday in my state now. So that's nice.
Posted by: Jordan61

Only place it should be a legal holiday is Texas. It's for a very specific reason that doesn't share to other states. Then again, fuck it. Sinko-da-mayo isn't a real holiday either.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2021 05:24 PM (OCTRt)

293
The memo directs the Navys chief diversity officer and assistant secretary for manpower and affairs, Catherine Kessmeier, to oversee transformative and meaningful steps that will further equal opportunity and diversity.

Every member of the Navy will be required to strap on an asspiece that resembles the hindquarters of a female baboon in estrus. How about that?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2021 05:24 PM (pNxlR)

294 I identify as Tony the Tiger's vagina. Make sure, Mr. Kellogg, you put that on the carton or listed in the ingredients. Truth in advertising and wokeism you see.

Posted by: Tony the Tiger's Penis at May 21, 2021 05:25 PM (aXxgO)

295 Re: the military, I think it's safe to say that the Left has indeed completed its full infiltration into all military branches. If not all, it will be soon enough. What a disgrace.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 21, 2021 05:25 PM (O+I8R)

296 If a cereal is not multi-colored for pride and shaped like penis's and a cervix, I will not buy it !!!
Posted by: James at May 21, 2021 05:20 PM (yVV7Q)

Man, General Mills is really missing out if they're not doing Lucky Charms homo edition. I mean, Lucky Leprechaun is already suspect. And the magical marshmallow pieces are absolutely perfect for new shapes - they already come in rainbow colors.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 21, 2021 05:25 PM (wAnMi)

297 Does Kamala wipe her hand after shaking hands with every world leader, or is she on some COVID scare now?

And nobody instructed her about proper protocol? Guess not.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2021 05:25 PM (k39e/)

298 I don't like Tony the Tiger since Little Miss Hot Mess took over the voicework.

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2021 05:26 PM (cI7Oj)

299 Kacklestocracy strikes again~!

@TrumpJew2 39m

Kamala Harris wipes her hand on her pants immediately after touching SK President Moon

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2021 05:26 PM (nI1Kq)

300 (nO8T5)

Biden's failing brain cannot be trusted with the formal duties of his office, which is why Harris has been interacting with every foreign head of state.
Posted by: Sjg at May 21, 2021 05:22 PM (gDSJf)
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And she does it so gracefully

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2021 05:26 PM (W9TB4)

301
Sugar Frosted Hom-os
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman

Chocolate Frosted Peckers

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2021 05:26 PM (pNxlR)

302 People are slipping. Need to repost the crap, or it'll be banhammered and disappear. Come on now.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2021 05:26 PM (OTzUX)

303 Any bets on how soon after opening day Google's first retail store, in NYC, gets trashed and looted?

I give it #twoweeks.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 21, 2021 05:26 PM (OssQ4)

304 Cheerios are still straight, right?
Wheaties are right out now that Bruce Jenner finally had the last procedure where they sucked out half of his brain.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 21, 2021 05:26 PM (HaL55)

305 Don Lemon is to journalism as __________ is to _______________.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh

Trevor Noah, humor

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 21, 2021 05:27 PM (vdUjU)

306 ----> 246

Yeah. The only new indy shops I see opening offer services Amazon simply can't do - like a small shop that applies Henna Tattoos for women or walk in dog clipping service. Stuff like that.

Posted by: 13times at May 21, 2021 05:27 PM (K3B2k)

307 Started boycotting Kellogg's the moment they made their stand against breitbart.com for supporting Orange Man. I didn't give a fuck about bb.com but their "signal" was enough for me.

Wonder what's Frosted on those Flakes.

Posted by: ... at May 21, 2021 05:27 PM (uEbPt)

308 now?

And nobody instructed her about proper protocol? Guess not.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2021 05:25 PM (k39e/)
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Michelle'O is handling that job.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2021 05:28 PM (W9TB4)

309 Good heavens I just went to cheerios website and clicked on a tab called 'our passions' and was shocked at what I saw

A white mom and a white dad and their two white kids enjoying Cheerios

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 21, 2021 05:28 PM (iTXRQ)

310 Prince Harry needs fully excommunicated from the Royals. He can move in with his real dad after the divorce.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 21, 2021 05:28 PM (nO8T5)

311 Will Cornyn resign after failing to make Juneteenth a national holiday (replacing Columbus Day)? I mean, it was his thing. Promises made, promises not delivered.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2021 05:28 PM (OTzUX)

312 Don Lemon is to journalism as __________ is to _______________.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh

---
Seances to Quantum Physics.

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2021 05:28 PM (cI7Oj)

313 Yeah, those Chinese Finger Traps are a bitch to get off.
Posted by: wth at May 21, 2021 05:23 PM (v0R5T)

sudden Addams Family movie flashback

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 21, 2021 05:28 PM (IMQiW)

314 299 Does Kamala wipe her hand after shaking hands with every world leader, or is she on some COVID scare now?

And nobody instructed her about proper protocol? Guess not.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2021 05:25 PM (k39e/)

They're working on it, but baby steps. They finally got her not to lunge for visiting dignitaries zippers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2021 05:28 PM (RFAn/)

315 Good heavens I just went to cheerios website and clicked on a tab called 'our passions' and was shocked at what I saw

A white mom and a white dad and their two white kids enjoying Cheerios
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 21, 2021 05:28 PM (iTXRQ)
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They were probably given the WP sign, right?!

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2021 05:29 PM (cI7Oj)

316 And she does it so gracefully
"...and you get to keep these Official White House kneepads she used while welcoming you."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 21, 2021 05:29 PM (HaL55)

317

Cheerios are now Cervixos...

Posted by: The Septic Avenger at May 21, 2021 05:29 PM (nbXPl)

318 A white mom and a white dad and their two white kids enjoying Cheerios
Posted by: DB- just DB

Someone is getting fired.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 21, 2021 05:29 PM (OssQ4)

319 Come to San Fran! We have psychopaths, shoplifters, and impossible rents! And for every pile of human excrement you step in on the sidewalk, you get a second pile of shit at no additional cost to you! But wait, there's more! Call in the next 10 minutes and you'll be jabbed with a used syringe by the tranny who just tried to abduct your kid! What are you waiting for!?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 21, 2021 05:30 PM (HmZuC)

320 >A white mom and a white dad and their two white kids enjoying Cheerios
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 21, 2021 05:28 PM (iTXRQ)
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They were probably given the WP sign, right?!
Posted by: Axeman

No they were decorating a cake WITH CHEERIOS

I HAD NO IDEA YOU COULD DO THAT

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 21, 2021 05:30 PM (iTXRQ)

321 Cheerios are now Cervixos...
Posted by: The Septic Avenger at May 21, 2021 05:29 PM (nbXPl)
I'm LOLing at both the comment and the nic.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Back in Montana at May 21, 2021 05:30 PM (4l77G)

322 Tried 4 times to get through to Cornyn's office. All lines are busy.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2021 05:31 PM (hZD7y)

323
They're working on it, but baby steps. They finally got her not to lunge for visiting dignitaries zippers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2021 05:28 PM (RFAn/)

OF course, but that was only after a grueling campaign first to get her to leave her folding kneepads at home.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2021 05:31 PM (pNxlR)

324 Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 21, 2021 05:16 PM (OssQ4)

If we're really going with the religious imagery we'd have to make Ascension day 40 days after he was resurrected -whenever that was- and I'm sure we can fit in something for Floyd for Pentecost too. That's this Sunday.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2021 05:31 PM (k39e/)

325 In Re: Juneteenth: makes for a drinking holiday between Memorial Day and Independence Day

Like Drinko de Mayo does between St. Paddy's and Memorial Day.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at May 21, 2021 05:31 PM (s+u6b)

326 Cheerio is such a WASP word. They need to change their name to Woke-Os.

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2021 05:31 PM (cI7Oj)

327 309 Good heavens I just went to cheerios website and clicked on a tab called 'our passions' and was shocked at what I saw

A white mom and a white dad and their two white kids enjoying Cheerios
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 21, 2021 05:28 PM (iTXRQ)
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Buying a box next shopping event.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2021 05:31 PM (W9TB4)

328 Dammit, site will not load with java enabled, which means no cool vids from Ace. Oh well, I'll read.

Posted by: dartist at May 21, 2021 05:31 PM (+ya+t)

329 Presidents typically greet visitors at the WH, North Portico drive thru, I think.

Posted by: rhomboid

Joe Biden working a drive thru? I'd pay to see that.

Posted by: Hands at May 21, 2021 05:31 PM (786Ro)

330 Kamala wasn't wiping off her hand. She was doing an indirect rub.

Posted by: Caliban at May 21, 2021 05:31 PM (HgGBT)

331 Good heavens I just went to cheerios website and clicked on a tab called 'our passions' and was shocked at what I saw

A white mom and a white dad and their two white kids enjoying Cheerios
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 21, 2021 05:28 PM (iTXRQ)

Where did they find them? I thought the whole country was black and/or homosexual.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2021 05:32 PM (RFAn/)

332 I have pretty much tuned out of politics since the election heist. Still I wish Tucker and Gutfeld well.

Posted by: TC at May 21, 2021 05:32 PM (ymny9)

333 can't my wife and her boyfriend just cheer on kamala in peacce?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 21, 2021 05:32 PM (k9FU0)

334 I just never got why someone would be "proud" about the type of sex they chose.. I could care less so don't involve me... Metaphorically speaking of course

Posted by: It's me donna at May 21, 2021 05:32 PM (Zmnko)

335 No they were decorating a cake WITH CHEERIOS

I HAD NO IDEA YOU COULD DO THAT
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 21, 2021 05:30 PM (iTXRQ)
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Yecch. I think Honeycombs would be better for something like that.

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2021 05:32 PM (cI7Oj)

336 Psychotic and psychopathic are not the same thing (which should be obvious from being different words). But whatever.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 21, 2021 05:33 PM (KAi1n)

337 If you look at a photo of Prince Philip when he was still in the Royal Navy Harry looks a lot like him. That being said, Harry needs to quit making money off of his grief.

Posted by: Vendette at May 21, 2021 05:33 PM (FxC7S)

338 The thing that really bothers me is that the whole gay movement is about sex. People have put that reality aside, but no one is against same sex roommates or friends. Or even same sex "love" in a platonic sense.

The movement is about normalizing the sexual activity. This is kind of obvious since that is all they ever talk about and flaunt - their sexuality and bodies. It is all about their bodies.

OK, NTTAWWT, and I believe in adult having the right to consent and all that.

But they keep pushing this shit on children. Why does no one make the argument that all sex, not just gay sex, is not a subject for children, schools, libraries, etc. I do not care about gays, but I care about sexualizing kids. I want them to grow up innocent to what adults do, at least until puberty and preferably as long as possible since most kids can't handle the emotions and responsibility that go along with sex.

Am I a freak? Am I out of touch? wrong?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 21, 2021 05:33 PM (xakM+)

339 >>>Joe Biden working a drive thru? I'd pay to see that.

Just watch the Simpsons episode where Grandpa Simpson gets a job at Krusty Burger.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 21, 2021 05:34 PM (HmZuC)

340 >Where did they find them? I thought the whole country was black and/or homosexual.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay

I know, right
should at least be an inter-racial couple, like most of America is today apparently

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 21, 2021 05:34 PM (iTXRQ)

341 That's this Sunday. .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2021 05:31 PM (k39e/)
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Hope it hits me hard.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2021 05:34 PM (W9TB4)

342 It's not breakfast if you're not thinking about two hairy dudes getting poop all over the bed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 21, 2021 05:35 PM (WQrYW)

343 >>Was it when Obama was in office the Pope entered the WH through the kitchen door or am I thinking of someone else?

>>I think that's right, and the Dali Lama got shown out some side door next to a bunch of garbage bags.

There was also that time Bibi visited Obama, and Obama went to have dinner with his family and made Bibi wait.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2021 05:35 PM (bDqIh)

344 >>>Harry needs to quit making money off of his grief.

Good God, man, do you expect me to get a JOB?

Posted by: Harry Markle at May 21, 2021 05:35 PM (HmZuC)

345 The thing that really bothers me is that the whole gay movement is about sex

*

This.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 21, 2021 05:36 PM (WQrYW)

346 The Bee:

Lego introduces new genderless brick with no male/female connectors.

https://bit.ly/3u40ZBi

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 21, 2021 05:36 PM (wAnMi)

347
Cheerios are now Cervixos...
Posted by: The Septic Avenger at May 21, 2021 05:29 PM (nbXPl)
I'm LOLing at both the comment and the nic.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Back in Montana

IT'S DOUBLY FUNNY BECAUSE THE ENTRANCE TO THE CERVIX IS CALLED THE "OS"

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER, ObGyn at May 21, 2021 05:36 PM (pNxlR)

348 Lorena Gonzalez - she of banning the gig economy here in CA - is trying to strike again.

An inducement for putting in solar panels was net metering for 20 years afterwards (i.e., they wouldn't change the financial arrangements during the lifetime of the solar panels).

This wetback now wants to reduce that to 10 or even 5 years (AB 1139). Typical leftist move: get people to do something, then once they have, move the goalposts. In the direction of extracting more money from the kulaks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2021 05:36 PM (RFAn/)

349 334 I just never got why someone would be "proud" about the type of sex they chose.. I could care less so don't involve me... Metaphorically speaking of course
Posted by: It's me donna at May 21, 2021 05:32 PM (Zmnko)
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I'm not 'proud' but I sure as heck wouldn't know how to be a woman.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2021 05:36 PM (W9TB4)

350 Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 21, 2021 05:35 PM (WQrYW)

I laughed and gagged at the same time

Posted by: It's me donna at May 21, 2021 05:36 PM (Zmnko)

351 Psychotic and psychopathic are not the same thing (which should be obvious from being different words). But whatever.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 21, 2021 05:33 PM (KAi1n)
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You've got to be kidding me. This is an age where the death of 3000 can be equated with the death of a single trespasser. And a public that receives that kind of dildoity and pants for more.

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2021 05:36 PM (cI7Oj)

352 Hell, I have been in CA hotels that have a prop 60 warning on the front doors.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy DHS informant at May 21, 2021 05:37 PM (GTsVL)

353 Cheerio is such a WASP word. They need to change their name to Woke-Os.

Reminds me of that old joke where Kellogg's is making a new cereal called Prostituties. They don't snap, crackle or pop. They just lay there.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 21, 2021 05:37 PM (HaL55)

354
Harry needs to quit making money off of his grief.

Good God, man, do you expect me to get a JOB?
Posted by: Harry Markle at May 21, 2021 05:35 PM (HmZuC)

-- Harry Markle, Mangina for Hire

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2021 05:37 PM (pNxlR)

355 There is one Tide commercial that snuck past the woke censors: two white parents with rambunctious twin boys who wrestle and get muddy and spill things.

Bonus; the Mom looks like someone who'd be fun to drink with at a Christmas party.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Back in Montana at May 21, 2021 05:38 PM (4l77G)

356 I'll just say what I always say: the pronoun demands are objectively evil in the same ways that "reeducation" torture and brainwashing are evil. Not misguided, not just a stupid fad: Evil.

I'll spare the explanation unless someone hasn't heard it before, but this is truly a hill to stand or die on.

Posted by: Cortillaen at May 21, 2021 05:38 PM (4Acrv)

357 350 334 I just never got why someone would be "proud" about the type of sex they chose..
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It's time for a song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psm96Dn9KII

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2021 05:38 PM (W9TB4)

358 "Harry needs to quit making money off of his grief."

Agreed. He needs to wait his turn and for our funeral procession to pass.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at May 21, 2021 05:39 PM (aXxgO)

359 339 The thing that really bothers me is that the whole gay movement is about sex. People have put that reality aside, but no one is against same sex roommates or friends. Or even same sex "love" in a platonic sense.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 21, 2021 05:33 PM (xakM+)

Same sex "love" in the platonic sense? That really doesn't make any sense in this context. The love being referred to is pretty clearly eros, not phileo(which has nothing to do with being homo). How can you have platonic erotic desires?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 21, 2021 05:39 PM (z5Vrg)

360 It's me donna at May 21, 2021 05:32 PM

well said

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 21, 2021 05:39 PM (xakM+)

361 Hope it hits me hard.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2021 05:34 PM (W9TB4)

Well, to get into a little friendly theological discussion, the Spirit is biblically speaking a person, not an it,

but I appreciate that you would like powerful Spiritual renewal and we all need it. So does the church. My suggestion is to fast-if you can and pray-That's what I plan to do unless I get too light headed from fasting..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2021 05:39 PM (k39e/)

362 The thing that really bothers me is that the whole gay movement is about ~~sex~~ queering off.

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2021 05:39 PM (RFAn/)

363 LOL!

Rebekah Jones screwed up when trying to "prove" Charles CW Cooke's article was wrong. She screwed up so badly, she had to admit she was never asked to delete cases or deaths.

Of course, being a pathological liar, she's claiming she's been consistent on that, and anyone who says otherwise is a liar and a moron.

In her haste to prove she was super cereal important and edited data and everything, she posted some code she wrote to retrieve and copy data around. IN THAT CODE, IT'S CLEAR THE SOURCE IS AN EXCEL FILE, NOT THE DATABASE!!

She realized her fuckup was so big, she backed off the only claim she had that was scandalous.

https://bit.ly/3u4VCBL

Posted by: bonhomme at May 21, 2021 05:39 PM (YYlyE)

364 Cheerios
it's a cereal made up of cheery Os

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 21, 2021 05:40 PM (iTXRQ)

365 A white mom and a white dad and their two white kids enjoying Cheerios
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 21, 2021 05:28 PM (iTXRQ)

I've only just started seeing commercials again after being out of the loop for a while. There's simply zero white people in any ads, unless they need some buffoon, or maybe a super-tatted up person because black people don't show off tats very well.

I was almost shocked last night when I saw an ad that had a white family. Then I realized it was a Subaru ad, and white people and white lesbians are the only ones that buy their products. Blacks and Mexicans aren't known for their love of the great outdoors, camping, rock climbing, skiing etc., which is why they've called out national parks as racist.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 21, 2021 05:41 PM (wAnMi)

366 She realized her fuckup was so big, she backed off the only claim she had that was scandalous.

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Ehh. I'd still do her. I'd just use a pseudonym.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2021 05:42 PM (VVEnO)

367 Some of you can remember back far enough; when the oldies told us that the stuff we were agitating for in the 60s would lead to orgies in the street, riots and murder going unpunished, the death of civil society and norms?

They seem to have hit the nail on the head. Too bad we couldn't see that far ahead to now. I know I thought they were being a little alarmist and prudish. How wrong we all were.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2021 05:43 PM (dLws2)

368 "Who could it be now? Who could it be now?"
* Sax riff *

@BNONews 1m

NEW: At least 5 victims after stabbing spree in Amsterdam, police say. Suspect taken into custody. Motive unknown.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2021 05:43 PM (nI1Kq)

369 Anonosaurus Wrecks: "Ehh. I'd still do her. I'd just use a pseudonym."

Do not dip your wick in crazy. How many times have you been warned?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousHorde at May 21, 2021 05:44 PM (aXxgO)

370 She realized her fuckup was so big, she backed off the only claim she had that was scandalous.
Ehh. I'd still do her. I'd just use a pseudonym.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Definite 1.

Posted by: Dirk Diggler at May 21, 2021 05:44 PM (vdUjU)

371 NEW: At least 5 victims after stabbing spree in Amsterdam, police say. Suspect taken into custody. Motive unknown.

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Probably an anti-tulip fanatic.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2021 05:45 PM (VVEnO)

372 339 The thing that really bothers me is that the whole gay movement is about sex. Or even same sex "love" in a platonic sense.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 21, 2021 05:33 PM (xakM+)

Words that have fundamentally changed in connotation:

1. Love 2. Discrimination 3. Intercourse

To be characterized as a person of discriminating taste used to be complimentary.

Intercourse - without the modifier "sexual" - used to mean conversation, trading, etc., in essence, dealings with other people.

And love, well, let's just say the term's been expanded a bit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2021 05:45 PM (RFAn/)

373 in the 60s I agitated for more Cheerios

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 21, 2021 05:46 PM (iTXRQ)

374 Hell, I have been in CA hotels that have a prop 60 warning on the front doors.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy DHS informant at May 21, 2021 05:37 PM (GTsVL)

Absolutely. They have plumbing, carpeting, plywood, paint, varnish, electrical appliances, so they just have to warn about every potential thing contained therein. I think you'll see it on most stores or any building the public enters. I'm not sure if there's a time limit or not. Heck, I think I saw the warning on a bottle of wine.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 21, 2021 05:46 PM (wAnMi)

375 NEW: At least 5 victims after stabbing spree in Amsterdam, police say. Suspect taken into custody. Motive unknown.

Posted by: weft cut-loop

Something something Valhalla snackbar?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 21, 2021 05:46 PM (vdUjU)

376 >>>That's what I plan to do unless I get too light headed from fasting..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2021 05:39 PM (k39e/)
_____________

Thanks.
I said it because, well, if it's person it must have a pronoun and....

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2021 05:46 PM (W9TB4)

377 Some of you can remember back far enough; when the oldies told us that the stuff we were agitating for in the 60s would lead to orgies in the street, riots and murder going unpunished, the death of civil society and norms?

This.

Same thing with drug use, weakening marriage and the family. Hell, we used to laugh at geezers saying something was "un-American." I never fully appreciated their point until I lived in Europe.

They were right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2021 05:47 PM (RFAn/)

378 Did anyone know that Maoist China had a little dose of Lysenkoism as well?

I didn't. It seemed that the authorities told the citizens that sparrows are bad and the citizens wantonly killed off a bunch of sparrows.
...
And then came the locusts. The locusts were part of the greatest famine known to mankind.

I guess reductionists will be reductionists.

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2021 05:47 PM (cI7Oj)

379 Motive unknown.
Heh. Remember not long ago a muzzie rammed some Capitol Police with a car and then was shot after exiting with a knife. Man that story died quicker than you can say insurrection.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2021 05:47 PM (r+sAi)

380 It led to Cap'n Crunch in the end
Cheerios was just a gateway cereal

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 21, 2021 05:47 PM (iTXRQ)

381 I thought it was aloha snackbar

Posted by: DB- just DB: known to the state of California to be seriously bad at May 21, 2021 05:49 PM (iTXRQ)

382 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2021 05:36 PM (RFAn/)

I particularly love the one where they tell all the electric car buyers that they have to pay a special tax cause they don't buy gas anymore so it's hitting the traffic fund.

They of course don't mention that most places the gas tax money isn't used much for road infrastructure but all kinds of other nifty ideas the grifters have and when it comes time to fix a road or bridge, oops no money so they have to steal it from somewhere else.

What's really cool is most all the electric car buyers are woke climate Karens.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2021 05:50 PM (dLws2)

383
Jake from State Farm needs to be shown the door, fast. A funny commercial got turned into a PC devotional.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2021 05:50 PM (mht8P)

384 Am I a freak? Am I out of touch? wrong?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 21, 2021 05:33 PM (xakM+)

By any standard of rationality; No. In today's world; Yes. You are a remnant of a sane last that will never return.

Posted by: TC at May 21, 2021 05:51 PM (ymny9)

385 813558. Population of Amsterdam.

Posted by: klaftern at May 21, 2021 05:51 PM (r4sI4)

386 >What's really cool is most all the electric car buyers are woke climate Karens.
Posted by: jakee308

ask 'em where all that lecktricity comes from

Posted by: DB- just DB: known to the state of California to be somewhat off-putting at May 21, 2021 05:52 PM (iTXRQ)

387 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2021 05:47 PM (r+sAi)

Well, it turned out he was a Nation of Islam believer and not necessarily a muslim as we think of muslims.

Pretty much any zealot is just about guaranteed to be a nutjob.

That applies over the entire spectrum of religions, gender, politics and hobbies.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2021 05:52 PM (dLws2)

388 Just watched the 1973 Belmont Stakes again. I damn near blub every time I see it. It was as though God was saying, "See what I can do when I really try?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2021 04:44 PM

The official track photo showing the whole field, 7" x 92", (remove space)
https://sep.y___.com/ca/I/ secretariatcom_2271_63146790

Posted by: Chuck C at May 21, 2021 05:53 PM (awtm/)

389 Absolutely. They have plumbing, carpeting, plywood, paint, varnish, electrical appliances, so they just have to warn about every potential thing contained therein. I think you'll see it on most stores or any building the public enters. I'm not sure if there's a time limit or not. Heck, I think I saw the warning on a bottle of wine.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 21, 2021 05:46 PM (wAnMi)

A very close friend of mine is involved in the bureaucracy of that crap. He's become a complete bedwetter about it. Mention any chemical compound and he pulls a face and says, "Ooooh. That one's bad."

I once asked him if they ever took any compound OFF the shit list. He thought for a while, and then said that they once downgraded the warning on a compound. Probably dihydrogen monoxide.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2021 05:53 PM (RFAn/)

390 I'm sorry, but that Kellogg's cereal looks like multi-colored puckered ass**les.

Posted by: jayhawkone at May 21, 2021 05:53 PM (8TLUY)

391 Muzzie adjacent.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2021 05:53 PM (r+sAi)

392 Words that have fundamentally changed in connotation:

1. Love 2. Discrimination 3. Intercourse

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2021 05:45 PM (RFAn/)
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Also: sex.

Sex is a biological variation along reproductive roles. "Sexual intercourse" was an exchange between, or an intermingling of, the sexes, which began to be shorted to "sex".

Sexual organs (sexual distinctions) are involved, but it's not "sex".

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2021 05:53 PM (cI7Oj)

393 nood obama ufo

Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2021 05:54 PM (dLws2)

394 813558. Population of Amsterdam.
Posted by: klaftern at May 21, 2021 05:51 PM (r4sI4)

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Wait. I heard two guys left.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 21, 2021 05:54 PM (10Mp2)

395 386 >What's really cool is most all the electric car buyers are woke climate Karens.
Posted by: jakee308

ask 'em where all that lecktricity comes from
Posted by: DB- just DB: known to the state of California to be somewhat off-putting at May 21, 2021 05:52 PM (iTXRQ)

From batteries, silly!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2021 05:54 PM (RFAn/)

396 Maoist China had a little dose of Lysenkoism as well?
Posted by: Axeman

"A little dose" is an understatement.

The famine had multiple causes, but one big one was the Lysenko-ist idea that you could train rice to grow with tighter row spacing. So the villagers all planted it tight, and it died, so they took rice from back fields and replanted it tight along the roads to make it look like they had proven Lysenkoism by teaching rice to grow without sunlight.

This had the knockon effect of way overstating the harvest, and diverting resources to making steel.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 21, 2021 05:54 PM (xakM+)

397 THAT CODE, IT'S CLEAR THE SOURCE IS AN EXCEL FILE, NOT THE DATABASE!!
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DDE?

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2021 05:56 PM (cI7Oj)

398 Another interesting Covid vaccine finding in this new paper:

https://tinyurl.com/2ykntde4

If you read it cold and are not familiar with the jargon, it will sound mundane. But what they found was the mRNA vaccines cause the spike protein to get into blood circulation.

They detected that in 3 out of 13 test subjects who had taken the vaccine. They note that it could be in more than 3, just not at levels high enough for the method to detect.

Previous studies have proven this spike protein itself is pathogenic and can cause quite severe inflammatory reactions in certain people.

Anyway, this paper is establishing a mechanism whereby the associated blood clots, strokes, and heart attacks associated with the vaccines can be linked to the vaccine.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2021 05:58 PM (Mzdiz)

399 "A little dose" is an understatement.

The famine had multiple causes, but one big one was the Lysenko-ist idea that you could train rice to grow with tighter row spacing. So the villagers all planted it tight, and it died, so they took rice from back fields and replanted it tight along the roads to make it look like they had proven Lysenkoism by teaching rice to grow without sunlight.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 21, 2021 05:54 PM (xakM+)
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Wasn't aware of that either! Thanks.

So, the two largest Marxist institutions always starved their respective countries to death because just like God, what you can't see doesn't exist to bite you.

Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2021 05:59 PM (cI7Oj)

400
You will hear the claim that these experimental vaccines are "safe and effective" parroted over and over like a mantra. There is not enough data to make that claim. Things like the above spike protein finding are examples. There hasn't been enough time to study all this stuff.

There is the real possibility this could be another Vioxx scenario. Vioxx was pulled from the market about 5 years after it was approved (as safe and effective). Vioxx killed about 1.5% of those taking it roughly. 60K deaths out of 4 million Americans taking it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2021 06:04 PM (Mzdiz)

401 Sinko-da-mayo isn't a real holiday either.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2021 05:24 PM

Don't view it as celebrating a Mexican win; look at it as celebrating a French loss.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 21, 2021 06:07 PM (awtm/)

402 Hey everybody! Hey ace!

Gotta love it... the State of California now has a vaccination lottery. But the grand prize is... tickets to a Laker game.

Nooo thanks. Sure I'd love the opportunity to spit on LeBron but it's not worth it IMHO.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2021 06:30 PM (L2ZTs)

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