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Quarantine Cafe: Another Evening With "The People's Commentator" Steve Inman Edition

modelofrome.jpg

That's a model of ancient Rome -- a guy spent 35 years building it.

Tucked in the residential Roman neighborhood of EUR, a sprawling 1:250 scale model displays the glory of ancient Rome. Known as the Plastico di Roma Imperiale, the plaster model was commissioned by Mussolini in 1933 and depicts Rome in the 4th century AD at the time of Constantine I. It now sits in the Museum of Roman Civilization, a museum opened in the 1930s to demonstrate the history of ancient Rome.

The plaster model is a masterpiece created by archaeologist Italo Gismondi, who worked on the piece throughout his life. The initial core of the scale model, which was partially based on Rodolfo Lanciani‘s 1901 map Forma Urbis, was completed for a large exhibition celebrating the 2,000th anniversary of the death of Augustus. In the 1950s, it was installed permanently in the Museum of Roman Civilization, with Gismondi continuing to expand the model up until 1971.

Here's a picture of the whole model -- and it is huge. You can click on it to zoom in, and click again to zoom in further.

Anyone thinking what I'm thinking?

Best. D&D module. Ever.

On to Steve Inman!




Couple more from The Babylon Bee:


Posted by: Ace at 07:27 PM




Comments

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1 Hello Ace!

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2021 06:28 PM (wyw4S)

2 That model of Rome is very cool. The builder must have had a lot of patience. Or at least more than I do.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2021 06:29 PM (wyw4S)

3 present !

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2021 06:30 PM (V13WU)

4 Lower than I have been

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2021 06:30 PM (Cxk7w)

5 Micro armor game board

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2021 06:31 PM (Cxk7w)

6 Skip, I had no idea it was a new post. I looked here for the first time today and just opened the post at the top and there I was, all alone on an island for a wee bit.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2021 06:32 PM (wyw4S)

7 What have the Romans ever done for us?

Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2021 06:32 PM (yh2er)

8 Hangs head in shame.

Read the content, again.

Posted by: tbodie at May 20, 2021 06:33 PM (ep1HV)

9 Could have been 2nd, but watched the videos.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 20, 2021 06:33 PM (5p7BC)

10 Shit flowed like water in the streets.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 20, 2021 06:33 PM (tVOev)

11 And that model is almost as flammable as the city at the time!

Too soon?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2021 06:34 PM (lmikk)

12 'They Won't Make Fun Of Me Ever Again, 'Says Dr. Fauci While Designing New Virus In His Lab'



🤣 🤣 🤣

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2021 06:34 PM (V13WU)

13 We literally have a caricature President, in likely the most dangerous time in history. This is when someone should slap me for being hysterical.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at May 20, 2021 06:34 PM (xEIoY)

14 🤣

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2021 06:35 PM (V13WU)

15 Probably the first Flickr link I've clicked in over a decade. Didn't even know it still existed.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2021 06:35 PM (xPl2J)

16 I don't think you've posted this one:

Mom secretly adopts shelter dog her daughters love

https://youtu.be/PnF4grC3wQk

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 20, 2021 06:35 PM (5HBd1)

17 If you look Closely, you can see Biggus Dickus....

Posted by: kraken at May 20, 2021 06:37 PM (6Je/Q)

18 I think there are some excellent 3d videos of Ancient Rome on YouTube too.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2021 06:37 PM (UHVv4)

19 re Rome model

Roadside America in Berks County, PA just closed. Very sad. Wuhan flu killed attendance. Anyone every been there?


They had a model of Shanghai back many years ago in their museum. Not sure why, but it was cool, anyway. There is also one of NYC, but I have never seen. Not sure where it is, or what decade it models.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 20, 2021 06:37 PM (mX2gu)

20 I am concerned that the Bee's prophecy will be fulfilled with Fauci.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 20, 2021 06:37 PM (GbPPJ)

21 Bluebell for the win!

That model of ancient Rome is impressive!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2021 06:38 PM (nxdel)

22 >>>16 I don't think you've posted this one:

Mom secretly adopts shelter dog her daughters love

https://youtu.be/PnF4grC3wQk
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward

...

thank you, looks sweet.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2021 06:38 PM (eOTGX)

23 Hey I'm back.

Something tells me James Cameron will want to buy that model of Rome sooner or later...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2021 06:39 PM (L2ZTs)

24 Ancient Rome looks claustrophobic. I would have to have become an usher at the Coliseum.

Posted by: Javems at May 20, 2021 06:39 PM (8SSHh)

25 I am concerned that the Bee's prophecy will be fulfilled with Fauci.



*sprinkles holy water, throws some salt over left shoulder

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2021 06:39 PM (V13WU)

26
MechCommander Gold module drop ship to ancient Rome model. That would be cool.

Posted by: 13times at May 20, 2021 06:39 PM (K3B2k)

27 That first Steve Inman video is a good lesson in pre-attack indicators.

Aggressor is:
Big chest, lots of big arm movements.
Head up and forward.
Most of all, that fake look down and away where he's watching the guy out of the corner of his eye. That's purposefully designed to get you to think the confrontation is over and for you to stop paying attention.

Fortunately, the other guy knew this move and stayed attentive during the ploy. He waited until the guy started to move before his counterattack.

Personally, I advise not letting the aggressive party get that close to you. Get some distance in case the guy isn't as slow as a stone in a gulley.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2021 06:40 PM (YYlyE)

28 *lifts tunic*

*whizzes out 3rd story window*

Posted by: Bladderis Fullis at May 20, 2021 06:40 PM (xE0ge)

29 I can watch the pronouns girl getting smacked by her kitty over and over again. Talk about someone who has it coming.

And yeah, that big dude telegraphed the weakest punch ever like a mile off. It was like he really didn't even want to throw it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2021 06:40 PM (KZzsI)

30 Urban planning, what is it good for?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2021 06:40 PM (nflC3)

31 Model Rome wasn't built in a day, paisanos

Posted by: Zombie Constantine at May 20, 2021 06:41 PM (786Ro)

32 "A Day in the Life of Ancient Rome" by Alberto Angela is a very good look into life there.

Posted by: kraken at May 20, 2021 06:41 PM (6Je/Q)

33 I mean, the model is cool but its gotta be like 80% guesswork. With the Collisseum there, its not republic Rome, later in the string of dictators after Augustus. Rome was made mostly of wood in the past up until it burned one too many times.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2021 06:41 PM (KZzsI)

34 Willowed from last thread:

315 285 Is this a new one?

No we got one about 2 weeks ago for the check we got months ago. Typical.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2021 06:27 PM (nxdel)

I just got one today that said 2800 more is coming in the next 7 days.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 20, 2021 06:40 PM (jvt6t)

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 20, 2021 06:41 PM (jvt6t)

35 I'm saving myself for the chick with the beer.

Posted by: Drc at May 20, 2021 06:42 PM (llGBY)

36 Summer Teeth™. Love that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 20, 2021 06:42 PM (II3Gr)

37 Roman? I hardly knew 'em!

Posted by: Transgladiator at May 20, 2021 06:42 PM (Tnijr)

38 Rome had sewers and running water, but it still wasn't super clean, no.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2021 06:42 PM (KZzsI)

39 Here is article about Roadside America closing from the Inquirer

https://tinyurl.com/2xna927s


It was more of a train set than a city model though.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 20, 2021 06:43 PM (mX2gu)

40 36 Urban planning, what is it good for?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2021 06:40 PM (nflC3)

Absolutely nothin'
Say it again y'all

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 20, 2021 06:43 PM (II3Gr)

41 Most people in Ancient Rome lived in nasty little hovels which were hot in the summer, cold in the winter and stank.

But they got free bread and circuses to help calm their nerves.

Reminds me of somewhere.....can't quite place it.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2021 06:43 PM (R/m4+)

42 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 20, 2021 06:43 PM (arJlL)

43 aw cool you can see where they filmed the chariot race

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 20, 2021 06:44 PM (iTXRQ)

44 46 Rome had sewers and running water, but it still wasn't super clean, no.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2021 06:42 PM (KZzsI)

Most led crowded subsistence lives...

Posted by: kraken at May 20, 2021 06:44 PM (6Je/Q)

45 Ok. I want to marry that chick who dome popped the beer open. Fucking savage.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2021 06:44 PM (zeMLQ)

46 I dunno what the car dude is doing on the roof like that but he's not going to have any offspring to tell the tale. Its a mercy to fall head first onto the pavement after bruising the mangerines like that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2021 06:44 PM (KZzsI)

47 For Insom. Urban planning, what is it good for?

Hi you.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2021 06:44 PM (nflC3)

48 Fredo's in trouble. Tater's ratings are tanking. Put me in the lineup Mr Zucker, I'm ready!

Posted by: Erick Erickson's bloated throat at May 20, 2021 06:45 PM (786Ro)

49 Never got the braking beer cans on your head
But the Proud Boys vs Antifa was good stuff

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2021 06:45 PM (Cxk7w)

50 Urban planning, what is it good for?


Good God, Y'all

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2021 06:45 PM (KZzsI)

51 No one gives a fuck

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2021 06:45 PM (uEbPt)

52 55 For Insom. Urban planning, what is it good for?

Hi you.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2021 06:44 PM (nflC3)

Good God, y'all!

Hey Ben Had!

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 20, 2021 06:46 PM (II3Gr)

53 Communal toilets must have been fun. Probably slightly better than outhouses with the running water.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2021 06:46 PM (lmikk)

54 51 aw cool you can see where they filmed the chariot race
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 20, 2021 06:44 PM (iTXRQ)

So, if Judah was of the House of Hur...

was Her his pronoun?

/looks confuseled.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2021 06:46 PM (oHd/0)

55 List of model and wargaming scales...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
List_of_scale_model_sizes

6mm toy soldiers/miniatures are pretty close.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2021 06:47 PM (UHVv4)

56 Communal baths, too. And to wipe with? A sponge on a stick

But hey, you can bet a rub down from a slave with a scraper and get oiled up good so you smell like an olive oil factory.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2021 06:47 PM (KZzsI)

57 She opened the beer with her forehead. Then finished it.

There's a country song in there somewhere.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at May 20, 2021 06:47 PM (AD14M)

58 Is this a city FOR ANTS?!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 20, 2021 06:48 PM (yQpMk)

59 Over 1 out of 5 cops in the Seattle area have bailed on the job since hard left nutjars in the city council gutted their budget and job.

https://tinyurl.com/2jur8btm

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2021 06:48 PM (KZzsI)

60 "Communal toilets must have been fun. Probably slightly better than outhouses with the running water.

Or the streets of San Francisco.

Posted by: f'd at May 20, 2021 06:48 PM (Tnijr)

61 Most people in Ancient Rome lived in nasty little hovels which were hot in the summer, cold in the winter and stank.


===

That's it ! It is decided, I am not going to Ancient Rome !

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2021 06:48 PM (V13WU)

62 Christopher I'm sure there are maps of Rome I have seen, maybe NatGeo?

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2021 06:48 PM (Cxk7w)

63 Bladderis Fullis using the A-Peein' Way.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2021 06:48 PM (UHVv4)

64 Wonder how many Legos went into that model of Roma?

Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2021 06:48 PM (0OP+5)

65 So I watched the video on the Loveland police in the sidebar. Not just the 20 minute arrest video, but also the hour long video at the station. Really so many thoughts. A I never want to hear Colorado rent a cops typing again.

The main protagonist looks like Jimmy Hughes from the sitcom "Yes, Dear" The jailor looks like Phillip Seymour Hoffman with 20 extra pounds and 30 fewer IQ points.

The female cop starts to realize they really F'ed up fairly early on. But at the end she gets scary, my guess is she had lost it at that point.

Posted by: Quint at May 20, 2021 06:49 PM (7qDXo)

66 f'd, How you feeling? I sure hope it's better.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2021 06:49 PM (nflC3)

67 19 If you look Closely, you can see Biggus Dickus....
Posted by: kraken at May 20, 2021 06:37 PM (6Je/Q)

I find the name wisible.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 20, 2021 06:49 PM (II3Gr)

68 I double-parked my chariot and the horses are jonesing for some oats.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 20, 2021 06:50 PM (tVOev)

69 39 I mean, the model is cool but its gotta be like 80%
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Technically, I think it was XXC% guesswork.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 20, 2021 06:50 PM (mX2gu)

70 Communal toilets must have been fun. Probably slightly better than outhouses with the running water.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2021 06:46 PM (lmikk)

Worst part was they all used the same sea sponge to wipe with.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2021 06:50 PM (xPl2J)

71 Maybe slightly better today Ben Had. Thanks for asking. Doc says give it time to heal.

Posted by: f'd at May 20, 2021 06:50 PM (Tnijr)

72 Imagine the smell after a night of thousands of Romans watching gladiators pummel each other to death while consuming copious amount of wine and iscia omentata.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2021 06:50 PM (zeMLQ)

73 Ancient Rome, where everybody understood the value of a compound.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2021 06:51 PM (nflC3)

74 Rome did not really have 'urban planning' per se. It is possibly the most disorganized layout for a city in the world, I would guess.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2021 06:51 PM (lmikk)

75 Christopher I'm sure there are maps of Rome I have seen, maybe NatGeo?

They have some idea of the footprint based on excavations but what those buildings actually were like, how tall etc is anybody's guess.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2021 06:51 PM (KZzsI)

76 Is this a city FOR ANTS?!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 20, 2021 06:48 PM (yQpMk)

My sister HATES that movie. You can't even say the name in front of her. She goes into a blind rage.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2021 06:51 PM (s9fsa)

77 Steve Inman is no Howard Cosell.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 20, 2021 06:51 PM (GeDrZ)

78 Worst part was they all used the same sea sponge to wipe with.


Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2021 06:50 PM (xPl2J)

More likely a rag on a stick.

Posted by: Javems at May 20, 2021 06:52 PM (8SSHh)

79 Friends, Romans, countrymen-lend me your rears...

Posted by: Shep!icus at May 20, 2021 06:52 PM (s33iD)

80 Christopher Taylor, The Vatican walls are 60' high.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2021 06:53 PM (nflC3)

81 Something tells me James Cameron will want to buy that model of Rome sooner or later...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2021 06:39 PM

It'll be a bidding war with Ubisoft.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 20, 2021 06:53 PM (OssQ4)

82 Rome did not really have 'urban planning' per se. It is possibly the most disorganized layout for a city in the world, I would guess.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2021 06:51 PM (lmikk)

I guess it was done after Greek city planning - Forum, official structures, agora.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2021 06:53 PM (V13WU)

83 80% would be LXXX% (L being 50)

Roman was sort of planned out? but not the way we understand it. There were districts (rich lived here, slums there, etc) but I mean, they filled the walls up before Julius and spilled out into the countryside.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2021 06:53 PM (KZzsI)

84 I am betting I would have held it until I got home if I had to drop the kids off at the pool.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2021 06:54 PM (lmikk)

85 7 What have the Romans ever done for us?
Posted by: banana Dream


I want to be a woman. Call me Loretta.

Posted by: Stan at May 20, 2021 06:54 PM (tKP1m)

86 And there was a man there possessed by demons. And Jesus asked him "What is your name?"

And the Demon replied "Our name is Legion, for my pronouns are they and them."

Posted by: Minuteman at May 20, 2021 06:54 PM (996QE)

87

Best city EVER!

Posted by: Roman Fleas and Lice at May 20, 2021 06:54 PM (Re9MM)

88 Ancient Roman graffiti:
https://twitter.com/marinamaral2/status/
1318896817057267712

Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2021 06:54 PM (UHVv4)

89 Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 20, 2021 06:49 PM (II3Gr)


Insom, where the hell ya been lately?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2021 06:54 PM (s9fsa)

90 > So I watched the video on the Loveland police in the sidebar. Not just the 20 minute arrest video, but also the hour long video at the station. Really so many thoughts. A I never want to hear Colorado rent a cops typing again.

I watched the bodycam previously and I saw parts of the video afterward where they are reviewing the bodycam and LAUGHING about hearing her shoulder pop. I'm glad they're being criminally charged.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2021 06:54 PM (YYlyE)

91 They abused an elderly lady with dementia over $13 of goods she didn't even take. Oh they laughed and laughed. I am sure some of it was over regret, at least from the female. But again, in the end, she was scary.

They didn't give a damn about the lady. The female officer checked on her once, but didn't do a thing and even later she was spittin' mean to her. This guy jokes about throwing around a 73 year old lady, at one point he said she weighed "20 pounds". And he knew he broke her arm, he said it several times, he heard a "pop"
And lastly, the guy admitted he never read her her Miranda Rights. Duh? And to be honest, the scary part was nothing seemed unusual here. I will never blame everyone for the actions of a few. I support police because what else do we have? But after wasting an hour and a half with this, really nothing seemed that out of the ordinary. The one thing that really stood out is they didn't contact medical professionals or try to contact her family.

Posted by: Quint at May 20, 2021 06:54 PM (7qDXo)

92 Bete, the pope is a lying cocksucker.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2021 06:55 PM (nflC3)

93 Posted by: Quint at May 20, 2021 06:54 PM (7qDXo)

Back The Blue!!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 20, 2021 06:56 PM (jvt6t)

94 There is a lot of architectural estimation that was done in Rome based on records and descriptions. They also can tell from the type of building, material, foundation etc. what the building largely looked like. Don't forget there are something like 15 building still standing plus infrastructure like canals, piping, cisterns etc.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2021 06:56 PM (zeMLQ)

95
Insom, where the hell ya been lately?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2021 06:54 PM (s9fsa)

Oh, you know. Around. I've been studiously avoiding news-related stuff for awhile as it's just too fucking depressing, rage-inducing, or both.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 20, 2021 06:56 PM (II3Gr)

96 Story at HotFart: "Has John Roberts lost control of SCOTUS?" Let's hope so.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2021 06:57 PM (L2ZTs)

97 Hi! Jordan61

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2021 06:57 PM (nflC3)

98 100 91 Christopher Taylor, The Vatican walls are 60' high.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2021 06:53 PM (nflC3)

?

Aren't walls racist according to the Pope?
Posted by: Bete at May 20, 2021 06:54 PM (Ojki1)

Walled compound surrounded by Guards armed with automatic weapons.

But... duh Pope is then anti gun? and anti wall?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2021 06:57 PM (oHd/0)

99 Insom, hey!

I understand exactly how you feel. There's so many people right now I'd love, love, love to sucker punch.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2021 06:58 PM (L2ZTs)

100 Oh, you know. Around. I've been studiously avoiding news-related stuff for awhile as it's just too fucking depressing, rage-inducing, or both.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 20, 2021 06:56 PM (II3Gr)


Yeah, fair enough.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2021 06:58 PM (s9fsa)

101 I watched the bodycam previously and I saw parts of the video afterward where they are reviewing the bodycam and LAUGHING about hearing her shoulder pop. I'm glad they're being criminally charged.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2021 06:54 PM (YYlyE)

How DARE you say these things about our Heroes in Blue™! Why do you hate police officers? Why do you hate America??!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 20, 2021 06:58 PM (II3Gr)

102 Hi! Jordan61
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2021 06:57 PM (nflC3)

Hi Ben Had!!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2021 06:58 PM (s9fsa)

103 89 Worst part was they all used the same sea sponge to wipe with.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2021 06:50 PM (xPl2J)

More likely a rag on a stick.
Posted by: Javems at May 20, 2021 06:52 PM (8SSHh)

Actually it was a sponge on a stick.
And that's where we get the phrase, "the wrong end of the stick."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 20, 2021 06:59 PM (GeDrZ)

104 /briefly unlurks

Click on the Chuck Norris pic.

Down in the corner, there's an ad, the Joel Osteen Line of Pastoral wear: "Wolf in Sheeps Clothing." Coming soon.

/re lurks

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 20, 2021 06:59 PM (2SdPm)

105 Insom I've been hawking your tire irons. What's my cut?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 20, 2021 06:59 PM (OssQ4)

106 I think Beer Crunch Girl may be a reincarnation of an old girlfriend of mine. Sigh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 20, 2021 06:59 PM (W4eKo)

107 I saw Chuck Norris in Vegas once. He's little.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2021 07:00 PM (s9fsa)

108 I understand exactly how you feel. There's so many people right now I'd love, love, love to sucker punch.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2021 06:58 PM (L2ZTs)

*hands qdpsteve a tire iron*
Always use the proper tool for the job.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 20, 2021 07:00 PM (II3Gr)

109 And vinegar too, Dr Varno!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2021 07:00 PM (UHVv4)

110 > How DARE you say these things about our Heroes in Blue! Why do you hate police officers? Why do you hate America??!!!

I personally find there are many more ACABers than there are ACAGers.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2021 07:00 PM (YYlyE)

111 Christopher Taylor,

I knew that was a possibility, but I was too lazy to check.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 20, 2021 07:01 PM (mX2gu)

112 Insom, OMG thanks!!
(starts looking around)
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2021 07:01 PM (L2ZTs)

113 Rome did not really have 'urban planning' per se.

Being clubbed to death with dried blackberry vines is a better option.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2021 07:01 PM (KZzsI)

114 Rome had sewers and running water, but it still wasn't super clean, no.

Hmm. Running sewers would be a step up, wouldn't it?

Posted by: SF Streets Dept. at May 20, 2021 07:01 PM (pbStR)

115 In the meantime, Jeff Wells at Hollywood Elsewhere is apparently not lefty enough for the mobs. Every week it seems there's another attempt to cancel him and get his blog taken down.

At this stage I frankly hope the woke mobs succeed. I want him to suffer given he's so hateful against Repubs and Trumpies.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2021 07:02 PM (L2ZTs)

116 119 Insom I've been hawking your tire irons. What's my cut?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 20, 2021 06:59 PM (OssQ4)

By raising that question publicly you are in violation of the NDA you signed, and per Section 12(a) forfeit all commissions.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 20, 2021 07:02 PM (II3Gr)

117 How long do you figure it took to deliver a pizza on a Vespa in ancient Rome?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2021 07:02 PM (Dvm/n)

118 Sundowner's economy has se Pa gas in the $3.20

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2021 07:03 PM (Cxk7w)

119 Ancients at least knew to shit in gutter and not on the street.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2021 07:03 PM (nflC3)

120 Heilbronn, Germany had a model of the city before we bombed it to dust when I was stationed near there. Always loved diorama's but 35 years is a bit much.

Posted by: dartist at May 20, 2021 07:03 PM (+ya+t)

121 > I saw Chuck Norris in Vegas once. He's little.

Most of them are. Bruce Lee was tiny. Sly Stallone is small. Arnold Schwarzenegger is only 6'. The Internet says 6'2", but I've stood next to him. There's no way he's that tall.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2021 07:03 PM (YYlyE)

122 Tinfoil: depends. With our without anchovies and extra garum?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2021 07:04 PM (L2ZTs)

123 Are there any Neanderthal ruins depicted in the that model of Rome?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 20, 2021 07:04 PM (cwI4U)

124 Roman Officer - The Roman Empire : Do you know the punishment for a slave who strikes a Roman citizen?

3rd Onlooker : They shove a living snake up your ass!

Roman Officer - The Roman Empire : Uh... no. But that's very creative.

Posted by: Roman Ronin at May 20, 2021 07:04 PM (ND961)

125 By raising that question publicly you are in violation of the NDA you signed, and per Section 12(a) forfeit all commissions.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 20, 2021 07:02 PM (II3Gr)
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Freaking lawyers and their fine print.

Yah can't understand it and you don't dare let them try to explain it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 20, 2021 07:05 PM (2SdPm)

126 Sundowner's economy has se Pa gas in the $3.20
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2021 07:03 PM (Cxk7w)

Ours jumped another $.05 today, up to $3.15.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2021 07:05 PM (s9fsa)

127 Freaking lawyers and their fine print.

Yah can't understand it and you don't dare let them try to explain it.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 20, 2021 07:05 PM (2SdPm)

It's 12 point font and written in plain English. Don't hate the playah, hate the game!

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 20, 2021 07:05 PM (II3Gr)

128 >>133 How long do you figure it took to deliver a pizza on a Vespa in ancient Rome?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2021 07:02 PM (Dvm/n)

Pretty quick once Mussolini made the scooters run on time, by fiat.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 20, 2021 07:06 PM (GeDrZ)

129 I've been to see that model in person. Very Impressive.

I bought a wall poster of it while there, and after carrying it around Europe, I hung it on my wall for a decade or so.

Don't know where it is now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2021 07:06 PM (u82oZ)

130 Blake, got me thinking... I used to joke about a line of Max Lucado jeans. Perfect for wearing while reading your Max Lucado NIV, while looking at your Max Lucado calendar, as you're soothed by your Max Lucado CDs, bathed in the warm glow of your Max Lucado candles.

Years ago I went to a giant CBD (Christian Book Distributors) sale-convention with a church group, and was almost physically ill. I wanted to make a whip and start turning over the tables.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 20, 2021 07:06 PM (OssQ4)

131 Isn't Chrissy Teigen the nasty snapper from Utah with the massive 5-head? You put one of these broads in a titty mag and the next thing you know she thinks people want to subscribe to her bullshit.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 20, 2021 07:06 PM (tVOev)

132 Roman Officer - The Roman Empire : Do you know the punishment for a slave who strikes a Roman citizen?

3rd Onlooker : They shove a living snake up your ass!

Roman Officer - The Roman Empire : Uh... no. But that's very creative.
Posted by: Roman Ronin at May 20, 2021 07:04 PM (ND961)

Now THAT'S a good movie.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2021 07:06 PM (s9fsa)

133 Who the hell is Max Lucado?

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 20, 2021 07:07 PM (II3Gr)

134 Ben Had

♩ ♪ ♫ Good evening! ♩ ♫ ♬

🥃

Only 1. You need to recover.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2021 07:07 PM (u82oZ)

135 I recently watched Spartacus in its entirety for the first time. It's 3 hours so ... It was good. I believe it is the one that includes the cut scenes, you know where Crassus is seducing Tony Curtis with oysters and snails talk.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2021 07:07 PM (V13WU)

136 * sends Insom the " I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you T-shirt*

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2021 07:07 PM (nflC3)

137 Joe's "economy" is where no one goes to work and Uncle Sugar sends you a check in the mail.....or electronically....or whatever.

Brilliant!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2021 07:08 PM (R/m4+)

138 By raising that question publicly you are in violation of the NDA you signed, and per Section 12(a) forfeit all commissions.
Posted by: Insomniac

LOL it's good to see you!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 20, 2021 07:08 PM (OssQ4)

139 Mom caved and got the jab today. I knew it was only a matter of time.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2021 07:08 PM (s9fsa)

140
I just got one today that said 2800 more is coming in the next 7 days.
Posted by: Jak Sucio
Posted by: Jak Sucio

Is that because of dependent children?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2021 07:08 PM (63Dwl)

141
Yo to all the Ace-llonians and Ace-ladians.

I think there's a new At Home With Sly stallone episode, tonight. Around 9pm.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 20, 2021 07:09 PM (yAoC9)

142 runner, yup.
Kubrick did a great job with it, especially given his heart wasn't in making Spartacus. (He said for years he was just a "hired hand" on that one.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2021 07:09 PM (L2ZTs)

143 NaCly, I can't even begin to say how incredible this week has been.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2021 07:09 PM (nflC3)

144 How long do you figure it took to deliver a pizza on a Vespa in ancient Rome?


==

They did not have pizza in ancient Rome.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2021 07:10 PM (V13WU)

145 Guys! Guys!!

I've heard from inside sources that Louis Freeh will...wait....shit.

Will not be brought up on charges.

Fucking nots.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2021 07:10 PM (4fSQf)

146
It's 12 point font and written in plain English. Don't hate the playah, hate the game!
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 20, 2021 07:05 PM (II3Gr)
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Uh huh, sure, plain English, just like the "In Forma Pauperis" paperwork I had to fill out before custody hearings.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 20, 2021 07:11 PM (2SdPm)

147 Kubrick did a great job with it, especially given his heart wasn't in making Spartacus. (He said for years he was just a "hired hand" on that one.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2021 07:09 PM (L2ZTs)

it did not feel or look like a Kubrick film. I understand at the time he did not have as much creative control as he would have liked.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2021 07:11 PM (V13WU)

148 Ben Had

It's like sunshine is spreading north from Texas, right through OK, lighting the southern sky in KS.

Must have been Epic!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2021 07:11 PM (u82oZ)

149 I watched the bodycam previously and I saw parts of
the video afterward where they are reviewing the bodycam and LAUGHING
about hearing her shoulder pop. I'm glad they're being criminally
charged.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2021 06:54 PM (YYlyE)

it was elder abuse. I am glad a guy stopped and called them out. He happened to be Hispanic I am guessing. The Left loves to put everyone into groups, F them. He should get some recognition from that town. He was the only one who gave a damn about another.

Posted by: Quint at May 20, 2021 07:12 PM (7qDXo)

150 NaCly, I can't even begin to say how incredible this week has been.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2021 07:09 PM (nflC3)


Oh suuure, rub it in.

Stupid husband, stupid anniversary...

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2021 07:12 PM (s9fsa)

151 Klobuchar renting an apartment from Chuck Todd is just precious. And while he was interviewing her and acting as a debate moderator. That was so nice of him. Just a great guy.

Posted by: f'd at May 20, 2021 07:12 PM (Tnijr)

152 151 Who the hell is Max Lucado?
Posted by: Insomniac

The Joel Osteen of the 1990s, basically. He was ubiquitous in selling books and a thousand other "Christian" things with his name, prominently featured, on them. Like annotated study bibles, with his name more prominent than any other word on the cover. And yes, CDs, candles, calendars, motivational prints... Very humble guy.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 20, 2021 07:13 PM (OssQ4)

153 No one loves Rome like I do. It has the greatest nick ever, "The Eternal City" But I just spent an hour and a half on this video and I am pissed. BTW, this happened 11 months ago. Funny how it is only now getting out.

Posted by: Quint at May 20, 2021 07:13 PM (7qDXo)

154 154 * sends Insom the " I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you T-shirt*
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2021 07:07 PM (nflC3)

Hah! That's perfect!

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 20, 2021 07:14 PM (II3Gr)

155 Jordan61, Won't be the last time and we will clear your schedule before hand. Did we miss the "Bacon Wench"? Damn straight.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2021 07:14 PM (nflC3)

156 LOL it's good to see you!
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 20, 2021 07:08 PM (OssQ4)

Good to be seen!

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 20, 2021 07:15 PM (II3Gr)

157 171 Klobuchar renting an apartment from Chuck Todd is just precious. And while he was interviewing her and acting as a debate moderator. That was so nice of him. Just a great guy.
Posted by: f'd at May 20, 2021 07:12 PM (Tnijr)


McCarthy, Klobachar, wonder who else?

I'm guessing Swallowell bunks with Don Lemon.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2021 07:15 PM (4fSQf)

158 The Joel Osteen of the 1990s, basically. He was ubiquitous in selling books and a thousand other "Christian" things with his name, prominently featured, on them. Like annotated study bibles, with his name more prominent than any other word on the cover. And yes, CDs, candles, calendars, motivational prints... Very humble guy.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 20, 2021 07:13 PM (OssQ4)

Oy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 20, 2021 07:15 PM (II3Gr)

159 How long do you figure it took to deliver a pizza on a Vespa in ancient Rome?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2021 07:02 PM

Does J. Crew make pizza delivery bags?

And what about Crocdals?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2021 07:15 PM (DMUuz)

160 Quint bad publicity agent

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2021 07:16 PM (Cxk7w)

161 {{{Jordan61}}}

Well, he has had 30 years on no post marriage [Redacted], and he loves you. So you two turtledoves have that going for you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2021 07:16 PM (u82oZ)

162
Speaking of Bibles...

Darth Vader will read the Bible to you.
It's a app, now.

Colonel George Taylor reads the Bible, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 20, 2021 07:16 PM (yAoC9)

163 Jordan61, Won't be the last time and we will clear your schedule before hand. Did we miss the "Bacon Wench"? Damn straight.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2021 07:14 PM (nflC3)



I'm glad you all had such a great time!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2021 07:17 PM (s9fsa)

164 I hung it on my wall for a decade or so.

Don't know where it is now.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Who misplaces a wall?

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2021 07:18 PM (DMQdU)

165 Well, he has had 30 years on no post marriage [Redacted], and he loves you. So you two turtledoves have that going for you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2021 07:16 PM (u82oZ)


I keep trying to decide, does it count as 30 years if he has 5 years of sea time? Hmmm.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2021 07:18 PM (s9fsa)

166 I'm holding out for the Gilbert Gottfried audio Bible.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 20, 2021 07:18 PM (OssQ4)

167 They did not have pizza in ancient Rome.
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2021 07:10 PM (V13WU)

------------

Right, they had otters noses, wolf nipple chips, that sort of thing.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2021 07:19 PM (kTF2Z)

168 lame troll is lame

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 20, 2021 07:19 PM (CcOog)

169 I believe Candace Owens has said she's going after Chrissy Teigen??

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2021 07:19 PM (L2ZTs)

170
I'm holding out for the Gilbert Gottfried audio Bible.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist

Or the Bobcat Goldthwait version.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 20, 2021 07:20 PM (yAoC9)

171 Jordan61, That would be a yes and commitment of the highest order.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2021 07:20 PM (nflC3)

172 Jordan61

Those 5 years of sea time just charge up the togetherness capacitors for when the brow drops.

How do I know. 6.5 years of sea duty. Alas, not with the same women. You are lucky and low milage.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2021 07:21 PM (u82oZ)

173 Or the Bobcat Goldthwait version.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales

I would buy that.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 20, 2021 07:21 PM (OssQ4)

174 Been up since 2am. Better turn this off
Have a good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2021 07:21 PM (Cxk7w)

175 Sundowner's economy has se Pa gas in the $3.20
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2021 07:03 PM (Cxk7w)

I just paid $3.09

Posted by: JT at May 20, 2021 07:21 PM (arJlL)

176 I keep trying to decide, does it count as 30 years if he has 5 years of sea time? Hmmm.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2021 07:18 PM (s9fsa)


Sea duty counts as double time for credit.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 20, 2021 07:21 PM (CcOog)

177 'Nite Skip !

Posted by: JT at May 20, 2021 07:22 PM (arJlL)

178
Incidentally, the comment pages playing "keep away" with me every single day is way past annoying.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 20, 2021 07:22 PM (yAoC9)

179 The first one only lasted through 2 years of sea duty. The last one was with me for 11 years total Navy time, six of those were sea duty.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 20, 2021 07:23 PM (CcOog)

180 Been up since 2am. Better turn this off
Have a good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2021 07:21 PM (Cxk7w)

----------

You keep very weird hours. You're a mafia hit man, aren't you?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2021 07:24 PM (kTF2Z)

181 It looks like I'm going to lose my bet. I had Biden gone by my birthday, 6/2. I was so sure, too. I don't think it's gonna happen.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 20, 2021 07:24 PM (OssQ4)

182 You keep very weird hours. You're a mafia hit man, aren't you?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2021 07:24 PM (kTF2Z)


It's a growth industry.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 20, 2021 07:25 PM (CcOog)

183 185 Sundowner's economy has se Pa gas in the $3.20
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2021 07:03 PM (Cxk7w)

I just paid $3.09

Come to California, pay $4.25 for the cheap stuff.

Posted by: JEM at May 20, 2021 07:25 PM (8erNz)

184 Taqiy: did you specify a year? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2021 07:25 PM (L2ZTs)

185 He may have been overmarketed, but comparing Max Lucado to Osteen is like comparing Gypsy Rose Lee to Stormy Daniels.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at May 20, 2021 07:25 PM (xEIoY)

186 Duke Lowell, don't out Skip as he has a plausible alibi for any scenario.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2021 07:26 PM (nflC3)

187 The first one only lasted through 2 years of sea duty. The last one was with me for 11 years total Navy time, six of those were sea duty.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 20, 2021 07:23 PM (CcOog)

Jeez, that's a lot. Hubs only has the 5 years, but apparently that's a lot for a yeoman.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2021 07:26 PM (s9fsa)

188 159 How long do you figure it took to deliver a pizza on a Vespa in ancient Rome?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2021 07:02 PM

Since there was no gasoline or spark plugs or other industrial base, as long as it took you to push it across town.

Posted by: JEM at May 20, 2021 07:26 PM (8erNz)

189 It looks like I'm going to lose my bet. I had Biden
gone by my birthday, 6/2. I was so sure, too. I don't think it's
gonna happen.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 20, 2021 07:24 PM (OssQ4)

Is there a minimum time he has to serve for Kamalamadingdong to be able to run for two of her own terms, or is it pretty much 24 hours after inauguration? Because if there is a minimum time, it will be that plus a day just to be safe.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 20, 2021 07:26 PM (CcOog)

190
That reminds me, joke biden is 78.5 yrs old today.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 20, 2021 07:27 PM (yAoC9)

191 Putting the house on the market next week. The market here is finally at a point where I can get out without writing a large check at closing. Don't know where we're going yet, but we're finally able to get out of fucking Illinois.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2021 07:27 PM (kTF2Z)

192 Sundowner's economy has se Pa gas in the $3.20
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2021 07:03 PM (Cxk7w)

I just paid $3.09

Come to California, pay $4.25 for the cheap stuff.


Probably a bad time to mention that I paid 2.84 last week.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 20, 2021 07:28 PM (SchxB)

193 No, Steve, but technically I'm not in the HQ pool, since I never emailed it. Informally, though, yes. He seemed so far gone back in January. He still does...

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 20, 2021 07:28 PM (OssQ4)

194 GGE:
Joe's last day on Earth is January 21, 2023.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2021 07:28 PM (L2ZTs)

195 Its too bad that at most the cops will lose their
job over this, as opposed to be financially liable to the family till
the end of time. But hey, that's what tax payers are for in the lawsuit I
guess.

Posted by: Bete at May 20, 2021 06:57 PM (Ojki1)

I hear ya. But from what I saw, they wouldn't be able to give them much. It is weird that we basically pay ourselves when these things happen. And when they get caught.

Posted by: Quint at May 20, 2021 07:28 PM (7qDXo)

196 Jeez, that's a lot. Hubs only has the 5 years, but apparently that's a lot for a yeoman.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2021 07:26 PM (s9fsa)
My sea/shore rotations as an AT1 were 3 and 3, we were married soon after I made first class.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 20, 2021 07:28 PM (CcOog)

197
Also, just so you're prepared, 5 days from now is the one-year birthday of george floyd's drug overdose death.

Expect to hear all about it....again.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 20, 2021 07:28 PM (yAoC9)

198 Diesel is still at $2.89 here.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2021 07:28 PM (nflC3)

199 Putting the house on the market next week. The market here is finally at a point where I can get out without writing a large check at closing. Don't know where we're going yet, but we're finally able to get out of fucking Illinois.


Congratulations on your impending escape. If you decide to head this way I know a realtor who's not an incompetent imbecile.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 20, 2021 07:29 PM (SchxB)

200 _ The Port of Lewiston (Idaho's only seaport) [is] the ... farthest inland port east of the West Coast.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2021 07:29 PM (Fk2WS)

201 To you two assclowns mocking the Bible, wait and see what's coming. Life's a bitch and soon you will be someone's as well.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at May 20, 2021 07:29 PM (zOhLl)

202 198 Diesel is still at $2.89 here.

$4.60ish here.

Posted by: JEM at May 20, 2021 07:29 PM (8erNz)

203 Yeah, so I've been looking at this penis and thinking "this bad boy needs some gain of function research."

Posted by: DOCTOR Ant'ney Fauci at May 20, 2021 07:30 PM (sWM8x)

204 Quint bad publicity agent

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2021 07:16 PM (Cxk7w)

I doubt they will hire me. After an hour and a half them, I needed to let go.

Posted by: Quint at May 20, 2021 07:30 PM (7qDXo)

205 Hubs only has the 5 years, but apparently that's a lot for a yeoman.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2021 07:26 PM

Why do you think they call it a yeoman's effort?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2021 07:30 PM (DMUuz)

206 GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter

Well, you are the better man.

Every time the phone line was disconnected, even for a berth / pier change, I had to get a new girlfriend. No Shit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2021 07:30 PM (u82oZ)

207 Fuck George Floyd and his fentanyl laced asshole.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2021 07:30 PM (nflC3)

208 Griffi the Cockatoo gets down with Biggie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzsLi4NnTmo

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 20, 2021 07:30 PM (Dc2NZ)

209 Still around 2.85 here in FL. Thankfully we're mostly not on the ill fated pipeline.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 20, 2021 07:30 PM (OssQ4)

210 Sundowner's economy has se Pa gas in the $3.20
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2021 07:03 PM (Cxk7w)

I just paid $3.09
Posted by: JT at May 20, 2021 07:21 PM (arJlL)

I get excited when I see it under $4. I'm sure we'll be breaking $5/gal in CA any time now, 91 is typically around $4.80 at them "fancy" stations.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 20, 2021 07:31 PM (wAnMi)

211 Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2021 07:28 PM (L2ZTs)


I'm going to say last day in office, not necessarily last day on Earth. He'll just quietly retire "for his health" and then we will finally at long last have a woman president. Too bad about that suicide, though. Nancy, too, since she will be 3rd in line unless the R's manage to pull a hat trick.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 20, 2021 07:31 PM (CcOog)

212 Every time the phone line was disconnected, even for a berth / pier change, I had to get a new girlfriend. No Shit.

I am sensing a lack of commitment on both sides here...

Posted by: JEM at May 20, 2021 07:32 PM (8erNz)

213 Sundowner's economy has se Pa gas in the $3.20

It seems strange that I'll be up in New York this weekend and could get it under $3. I can't believe they're missing an avenue by which to rape the citizenry.

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2021 07:32 PM (AytXr)

214 Also, just so you're prepared, 5 days from now is the one-year birthday of george floyd's drug overdose death.

Expect to hear all about it....again.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 20, 2021

I'll be sure to send his family a card, celebrating his first year of sobriety. Maybe throw in an A.A. one-year coin.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 20, 2021 07:32 PM (OssQ4)

215 Griffi the Cockatoo gets down with Biggie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzsLi4NnTmo
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 20, 2021 07:30 PM (Dc2NZ)

Griffi is looking better lately. Be great if he grew his feathers back, but usually once they start plucking they never stop. Still, that's a lot more than 3 months ago.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 20, 2021 07:33 PM (wAnMi)

216 That reminds me, joke biden is 78.5 yrs old today.
Posted by: Soothsayer

It's not a joke.

Posted by: Infidel at May 20, 2021 07:33 PM (E0OEG)

217 Israel's minister (and possibly future PM), Naftali Bennet mansplains facts of life to twitter asshoes :

https://tinyurl.com/7tuccksr

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2021 07:33 PM (V13WU)

218 I'm going to say last day in office, not necessarily last day on Earth. He'll just quietly retire "for his health"

To spend more time in the shower with my family.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 20, 2021 07:33 PM (AytXr)

219 Every time the phone line was disconnected, even for a berth / pier change, I had to get a new girlfriend. No Shit.



Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2021 07:30 PM (u82oZ)

I'll bet you were the pride of your division.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 20, 2021 07:34 PM (CcOog)

220 Also, just so you're prepared, 5 days from now is the one-year birthday of george floyd's drug overdose death.

Expect to hear all about it....again.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 20, 2021

I'll be sure to send his family a card, celebrating his first year of sobriety. Maybe throw in an A.A. one-year coin.

Now that would be an epic troll.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 20, 2021 07:34 PM (SchxB)

221 > But hey, you can bet a rub down from a slave with a scraper and get oiled up good so you smell like an olive oil factory.

Well, if you were lucky enough to own slaves. More people *were* slaves.

Same thing with medieval times. Most people weren't knights, lords, and ladies. They were stoop-labor agricultural serfs.

There's an SF story (Zelazny, maybe?) where the dude was all into SCA/Renn Faire/etc. -- convinced that he was born out of his proper time.

The aliens (or supernatural critters, whatever they were, it's been a long time since I read the story) show up and tell him he's right, and offer to send him back.

He goes, and is promptly handed a manure fork and pointed at the stable.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2021 07:34 PM (JZT2F)

222 My date is 6 months and a day, July 21. And I emailed it in.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2021 07:35 PM (u82oZ)

223

Racist jock sniffer and sports-talk fraud, steven a. smith, does exactly what everyone expected him to do: Go after Tim Tebow's "white privilege."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 20, 2021 07:36 PM (yAoC9)

224 Stalin and Hitler both pretty much sucked as war time leaders and strategists. Stalin's resources aided by the Allies proved decisive.

Posted by: TC at May 20, 2021 07:36 PM (ymny9)

225 What happened to the lame troll?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 20, 2021 07:37 PM (CcOog)

226 Miley Cyrus is headlining Lollapaloosa. We have hit rock-bottom. Somewhere, Elon Musk is rubbing one out.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 20, 2021 07:37 PM (tVOev)

227 Congratulations on your impending escape. If you decide to head this way I know a realtor who's not an incompetent imbecile.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 20, 2021 07:29 PM (SchxB)

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Much appreciated! I'm a Texan by birth. How I wound up here is a long and boring story. Not sure I want to go back to Texas as it looks like most of Central America will be living there in a few short years.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2021 07:38 PM (kTF2Z)

228 200 _ The Port of Lewiston (Idaho's only seaport) [is] the ... farthest inland port east of the West Coast.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2021 07:29 PM (Fk2WS)


Roll on, Columbia roll on..............

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2021 07:38 PM (sy5kK)

229 Just learned that the evening of Cornwallis' surrender, the Brits and French had dinner together.

Americans turned down the invitation. (They didn't want to miss the Jamestown Taco Bell grand opening.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2021 07:38 PM (L2ZTs)

230 Largest group in America that hates old white guys vote in record numbers for old white guy. Uh yeah. ok.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2021 07:38 PM (nflC3)

231 GGE

Shhhh.... It's asleep....

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 20, 2021 07:38 PM (OssQ4)

232 GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter

All male crew, so I had to outcall.
Got stories about my crashes and burning. Some were very public, and I shared them here.

One time I got a FOAD award from the CO, in front of the entire wardroom, for having 16 women not want to dance with me. While another member of the wardroom, Chisel Cheeks, got a positive award for lining the women up to dance with him.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2021 07:39 PM (u82oZ)

233 Much appreciated! I'm a Texan by birth. How I wound up here is a long and boring story. Not sure I want to go back to Texas as it looks like most of Central America will be living there in a few short years.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2021 07:38 PM (kTF2Z)


Same reason I'm rethinking AZ.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2021 07:39 PM (s9fsa)

234 I am concerned that the Bee's prophecy will be fulfilled with Fauci.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs


More like a retroactive prophesy, if that's even a thing. The only mystery is how involved that assclown was.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 20, 2021 07:39 PM (zu30u)

235 63 Bladderis Fullis using the A-Peein' Way.
Posted by: andycanuck

facio

Posted by: x4 at May 20, 2021 07:39 PM (oA+QO)

236 I can never tell between the manure fork and the salad fork.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at May 20, 2021 07:40 PM (uHvnc)

237 Shhhh.... It's asleep....

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 20, 2021 07:38 PM (OssQ4)

*whispers* sorry...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 20, 2021 07:40 PM (CcOog)

238 While another member of the wardroom, Chisel Cheeks, got a positive award for lining the women up to dance with him.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2021 07:39 PM (u82oZ)


Is he the "go ugly early" guy?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2021 07:40 PM (s9fsa)

239 Also, just so you're prepared, 5 days from now is the one-year birthday of george floyd's drug overdose death.

Expect to hear all about it....again.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 20, 2021 07:28 PM (yAoC9)

I already bought my devotion candle, cough syrup, skittles and AZ Iced Tea.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 20, 2021 07:41 PM (wAnMi)

240 > Largest group in America that hates old white guys vote in record numbers for old white guy.

Also: group that hates corporations votes for a guy who was Senator For Life from a state that basically exists solely as a flag of convenience for corporations.

Also: group that wants to defund the police votes for a crooked cop.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2021 07:41 PM (JZT2F)

241 Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2021 07:39 PM (u82oZ)

99 slap your face...but that 100th one...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 20, 2021 07:42 PM (CcOog)

242 What happened to the lame troll?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 20, 2021 07:37 PM (CcOog)

Night shift at Burger King started.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 20, 2021 07:42 PM (wAnMi)

243
225 What happened to the lame troll?

I buttfucked his soul.

Posted by: Cthulhu at May 20, 2021 07:43 PM (LrFfE)

244 Jordan61

No. He was tall, fit, very good looking, and may have had dance lessons sometime.

He later married an Admirals's daughter. But she divorced him before that Admiral was made the Chief of Naval Operations.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2021 07:43 PM (u82oZ)

245

I already bought my devotion candle, cough syrup, skittles
and AZ Iced Tea.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may
contain lead at May 20, 2021 07:41 PM (wAnMi)



I thought that was for the Feast of St Trayvon...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 20, 2021 07:44 PM (CcOog)

246 I denounce myself...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 20, 2021 07:44 PM (CcOog)

247 And that is why I am thinking about South Dakota residency. I don't have to live there in the winter if I don't want to. Cold weather cuts down on the riff raff though

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 20, 2021 07:44 PM (5HBd1)

248 Also, just so you're prepared, 5 days from now is the one-year birthday of george floyd's drug overdose death.

Expect to hear all about it....again.
Posted by: Soothsayer

So, that's the date when St. Floyd of Meth in the Rectory descended into the grave?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 20, 2021 07:44 PM (zu30u)

249 Your pronouns are "food dispenser" and "poop disposer", scrunt.

Posted by: The Cat at May 20, 2021 07:44 PM (7ftuX)

250 GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter

Fall 100 times, get up 101 times.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2021 07:45 PM (u82oZ)

251 Posted by: Cthulhu at May 20, 2021 07:43 PM (LrFfE)


Keep up the good work Your Lunacy...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 20, 2021 07:45 PM (CcOog)

252 Diesel is $2.99 in NE Kansas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2021 07:46 PM (u82oZ)

253 clutch. LOL.

"Get going maggot! These jalapenos ain't gonna candy demselves!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2021 07:46 PM (L2ZTs)

254 247 And that is why I am thinking about South Dakota residency. I don't have to live there in the winter if I don't want to. Cold weather cuts down on the riff raff though
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 20, 2021 07:44 PM (5HBd1)
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If you have a travel trailer you can live wherever you want to whenever you want to.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2021 07:46 PM (Fk2WS)

255 Trump will be 78 if he runs again. 82 if he completes a second term.

Posted by: TC at May 20, 2021 07:47 PM (ymny9)

256 Long day; 'night Horde !

Posted by: JT at May 20, 2021 07:47 PM (arJlL)

257 TC, that's one good reason why I personally prefer DeSantis.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2021 07:47 PM (L2ZTs)

258 Same reason I'm rethinking AZ.

It's not so bad once you get above 4000 feet.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 20, 2021 07:48 PM (SchxB)

259 I already bought my devotion candle, cough syrup, skittles
and AZ Iced Tea. Posted by: clutch cargo

Is that a fentanyl-scented candle or did you get one from Gwyneth Paltrow? The latter are quite dangerous.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2021 07:49 PM (u82oZ)

260 Yep, that's the plan. But you need to set up residency somewhere to be able to have driver's license and to license your vehicles. The three states that make it easy are TX, FL and SD. SD is the easiest.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 20, 2021 07:49 PM (5HBd1)

261 Much appreciated! I'm a Texan by birth. How I wound up here is a long and boring story. Not sure I want to go back to Texas as it looks like most of Central America will be living there in a few short years.



cheap labor, easy women

Posted by: confederatefifth at May 20, 2021 07:49 PM (MirxU)

262 Trump will be 78 if he runs again. 82 if he completes a second term.
Posted by: TC at May 20, 2021 07:47 PM (ymny9)

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Guy doesn't drink, smoke , or do drugs. He beat the Rona in about 48 hours. He'll probably live to be 110.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2021 07:50 PM (kTF2Z)

263 nobody wants to live in sodak

Posted by: confederatefifth at May 20, 2021 07:50 PM (MirxU)

264 Forecast for Tuesday is 97 degrees. Upper 90s all week after. Zero rain. I miss rain.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 20, 2021 07:51 PM (OssQ4)

265 however, there is a smoking hot ette that is in sodak, or was

Posted by: confederatefifth at May 20, 2021 07:51 PM (MirxU)

266 I think voting is over and our choices are back to being worse and worst - however I would like to say if Trump won in 2024 I wouldn't stop laughing for four years.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2021 07:52 PM (uEbPt)

267 My sister HATES that movie. You can't even say the name in front of her. She goes into a blind rage.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2021 06:51 PM (s9fsa

How does she feel about Them?

Starring James Arness.

Posted by: E. C. at May 20, 2021 07:52 PM (UqKfP)

268 Guy doesn't drink, smoke , or do drugs. He beat the Rona in about 48 hours. He'll probably live to be 110.


he is highly motivated, hew wants to get up every morning and do his wife.

Posted by: confederatefifth at May 20, 2021 07:53 PM (MirxU)

269 Guy doesn't drink, smoke , or do drugs. He beat the Rona in about 48 hours. He'll probably live to be 110.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2021 07:50 PM (kTF2Z)

How he eats so much junk food and drinks so much Diet Coke and STILL has that much energy is a mystery to me.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2021 07:53 PM (s9fsa)

270 Also: group that wants to defund the police votes for a crooked cop.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

The head full of goo and belly full of goo ticket

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 20, 2021 07:54 PM (zu30u)

271 confederatefifth

I know people that love to live near the Badlands.

A big AF base with B-1s is a great help to the local economy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2021 07:54 PM (u82oZ)

272 How he eats so much junk food and drinks so much Diet Coke and STILL has that much energy is a mystery to me.
Posted by: J




see his wife

Posted by: confederatefifth at May 20, 2021 07:54 PM (MirxU)

273 kTF2Z)

How he eats so much junk food and drinks so much Diet Coke and STILL has that much energy is a mystery to me.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2021 07:53 PM (s9fsa)
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Junk food is good for you.
It's full of preservatives.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2021 07:55 PM (Fk2WS)

274 I know people that love to live near the Badlands.

A big AF base with B-1s is a great help to the local economy.
Posted by: N


I have been there and have interests there, it is not a bad state to visit but living there is not fun.

what is the state population, 500,000. There are lots of folks from sodak.

Posted by: confederatefifth at May 20, 2021 07:56 PM (MirxU)

275 What junk food makes you orange?


Orange Slices?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2021 07:56 PM (4fSQf)

276 How does she feel about Them?

Starring James Arness.
Posted by: E. C. at May 20, 2021 07:52 PM (UqKfP)

LOL. I think I can say with a fair degree of certainty that she has never seen it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2021 07:56 PM (s9fsa)

277 Sounds familiar somehow:


@Breaking911 54m

Palestinians throw some type of explosive device at Jews in Manhattan Diamond District.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2021 07:56 PM (nI1Kq)

278 High of 92 in eastern Norf Carolina. Very dry right now. Feels like August.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 20, 2021 07:58 PM (xE0ge)

279 South Dakota right now is warmer than it is here.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 20, 2021 07:58 PM (5HBd1)

280 that Rome model is so cool

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 20, 2021 07:58 PM (IMQiW)

281 277 Sounds familiar somehow:


@Breaking911 54m

Palestinians throw some type of explosive device at Jews in Manhattan Diamond District.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2021 07:56 PM (nI1Kq


Cease fire is only in the Middle East.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2021 07:58 PM (4fSQf)

282 There is no fucking thing as a pali. Fuck them.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2021 07:58 PM (YKkkI)

283 Debo knocks three white supremacists into next week.

https://bit.ly/3u9EHxY

Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2021 07:59 PM (i0wNm)

284 What junk food makes you orange?

Orange Slices?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Carrot juice.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2021 08:00 PM (nI1Kq)

285 There is no fucking thing as a pali. Fuck them.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2021 07:58 PM (YKkkI)

LOL, you are feisty tonight, Ben Had!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2021 08:01 PM (s9fsa)

286 278 High of 92 in eastern Norf Carolina. Very dry right now. Feels like August.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory a


The PGA Championship is at Kiawah Island in SC this week. Looks like perfect weather for the rest of the week. I'm adding Kiawah Island to the possible golf vacations list. No shortage of those along the SE US coastline

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 20, 2021 08:01 PM (tKP1m)

287 TC, that's one good reason why I personally prefer DeSantis.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2021 07:47 PM (L2ZTs)


Joe Biden will be 86 if he completes a second term.

Posted by: TC at May 20, 2021 08:01 PM (ymny9)

288 hamas attacks Israel. Israeli's provide food and medical assistance to gaza. hamas attacks those convoys . Burn in hell you cockroaches.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2021 08:02 PM (YKkkI)

289 Kiawah Island is nice.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 20, 2021 08:02 PM (xE0ge)

290 Joe Biden will be 86 if he completes a second term.
Posted by: TC

But he'll still have the cognitive abilities of a (slow) three year old.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2021 08:03 PM (Rvt88)

291 Is that a fentanyl-scented candle or did you get one from Gwyneth Paltrow? The latter are quite dangerous.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2021 07:49 PM (u82oZ)

I understand you're ok if you don't burn the vag candle more than 2 hours. But, I'm a purist so sticking with the main theme here.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 20, 2021 08:03 PM (wAnMi)

292 Wow, if it's true Fauci is tied in with 5 month old aborted fetuses where they removed the scalp and sewed it onto rats to see if they could get it to grow. From Tucker, Fuck.

Posted by: dartist at May 20, 2021 08:03 PM (+ya+t)

293 Joe Biden will be 86 if he completes a second term.
Posted by: TC

Gah, he's a retarded stumblefuck now, just imagine following the curve downwards...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 20, 2021 08:04 PM (zu30u)

294 Biden said more stupid shit today.

America is only the product of a document

America is racist

If you keep quiet about all the racial violence, you're complicit.



...uh, the only racial violence is blacks beating the shit out of Asians and antifa beating the shit out of trash cans.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2021 08:04 PM (4fSQf)

295 TC

No worries, there. If he lasts 2 years, I predict there will be no 10 years of President Harris. She will be hated very quickly. But I will love the blue on blue action.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2021 08:04 PM (u82oZ)

296 I saw the strangest thing driving home from work today. Car to the right of me at a stop light, late 20's or early 30's male driver, and the car was sporting two huge flags from the rear fenders. Right fender had a "TRUMP 2020" flag. Left fender had a flag that read "FUCK BIDEN". No joke, this is in the center of the bluest county in deep blue Vermont. I was sitting at the light with my mouth agape. Finally gathered my wits enough to give the driver a thumbs up sign.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 20, 2021 08:04 PM (Obdic)

297 How he eats so much junk food and drinks so much Diet Coke and STILL has that much energy is a mystery to me.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2021 07:53 PM (s9fsa)

I'm assuming his "junk food diet" is a fabrication of lying media continually trying to present him in a bad light.

I suspect it's closer to reality that he occasionally enjoys some McDs and that his favorite soft drink is Diet Coke.

Posted by: Emmie at May 20, 2021 08:05 PM (ofYez)

298 CO bus driver slaps a small child, reportedly over their mask.

https://bit.ly/3v92qjl

Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2021 08:05 PM (i0wNm)

299
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 20, 2021 08:05 PM (DUIap)

300 hamas attacks Israel. Israeli's provide food and medical assistance to gaza. hamas attacks those convoys . Burn in hell you cockroaches.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2021 08:02 PM (YKkkI)

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I've been to Israel twice. Love the country and her people. I have no idea why they are calling a truce. Fucking clean house and call it a day.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2021 08:06 PM (kTF2Z)

301 Evening Alton.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2021 08:06 PM (Rvt88)

302 moon_over_vermont

The people behind us at lunch made me seem an appeaser. They were loud and proud.

America is waking up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2021 08:06 PM (u82oZ)

303 Has to be before then. That's the day Kommie-La becomes a six year President rather than a ten year President.

God. Bless us and keep that from happening.

Posted by: E. C. at May 20, 2021 08:06 PM (UqKfP)

304 I doubt I've been missed, since I seldom comment, but if anyone's worried, I'm fine ... just getting away from news for a bit for my mental health. Plus I should be getting a kitten from my vet in 2-4 weeks, and am trying to prepare.

Also, given my dog's tendency to haul my right arm where she wants it, now that winter's over I'm trying to find a leather vambrace instead of my sweatshirt.

Posted by: empire 1 at May 20, 2021 08:06 PM (JJatH)

305 Driver got fired.

https://nbcnews.to/3yqQ5sI

Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2021 08:07 PM (i0wNm)

306 Jordan61, I get absolutely rabid about this. I read what they did to Eliyahu Pinchas Asheri. An 18 year old young man that these mutherfuckers took and tortured and burned his body. I'd let their false prophet mo have them all.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2021 08:07 PM (YKkkI)

307 Duke Lowell

Rest the pilots, and restock. Plus, now you can get good intel on Hamas leader locations.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2021 08:07 PM (u82oZ)

308 I suspect it's closer to reality that he occasionally enjoys some McDs and that his favorite soft drink is Diet Coke.
Posted by: Emmie at May 20, 2021 08:05 PM (ofYez)


All I know is hubs' boss was invited onto his plane and was asked by the stewardess if he wanted a Big Mac or a Filet o' Fish.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2021 08:07 PM (s9fsa)

309 298 CO bus driver slaps a small child, reportedly over their mask.

https://bit.ly/3v92qjl
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2021 08:05 PM (i0wNm)

I thought slapping kids was supposed to be good for them.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 20, 2021 08:08 PM (II3Gr)

310
I'm assuming his "junk food diet" is a fabrication of lying media continually trying to present him in a bad light.

I suspect it's closer to reality that he occasionally enjoys some McDs and that his favorite soft drink is Diet Coke.

Posted by: Emmie at May 20, 2021 08:05 PM[

I'm old enough to remember the press thinking it was "endearing" for william jefferson blythe clinton to "sneak out" of the WH to go to McDonalds

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 20, 2021 08:08 PM (DUIap)

311 empire 1

Good to see you post. And it's not often the word Vambrace pops into the thread! Even the D&D ones.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2021 08:09 PM (u82oZ)

312 All I know is hubs' boss was invited onto his plane and was asked by the stewardess if he wanted a Big Mac or a Filet o' Fish.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2021 08:07 PM (s9fsa)


How the hell did they get the plane through the drive through?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2021 08:09 PM (4fSQf)

313
hey, tonypete

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 20, 2021 08:09 PM (DUIap)

314 All I know is hubs' boss was invited onto his plane and was asked by the stewardess if he wanted a Big Mac or a Filet o' Fish.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2021 08:07 PM (s9fsa

That's much more reliable than anything the media says about him.

Posted by: Emmie at May 20, 2021 08:09 PM (ofYez)

315 Jordan61, I get absolutely rabid about this. I read what they did to Eliyahu Pinchas Asheri. An 18 year old young man that these mutherfuckers took and tortured and burned his body. I'd let their false prophet mo have them all.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2021 08:07 PM (YKkkI)

I'm sorry, I didn't mean anything by it. I was just teasing because of your earlier comments about the Pope and George Floyd.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2021 08:10 PM (s9fsa)

316 Empire1 is in da house!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2021 08:10 PM (kTF2Z)

317 Biden said more stupid shit today.

America is only the product of a document
----------------------

He's a puppet. This is what they've been dying to tell the world for 50 years.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2021 08:11 PM (uEbPt)

318 Slapping kids is supposed to be done by their parents. You know father and mother.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 20, 2021 08:11 PM (xopIz)

319 283 Debo knocks three white supremacists into next week.

https://bit.ly/3u9EHxY
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2021 07:59 PM (i0wNm)
------------

Definitive
succinct
demonstrative

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2021 08:11 PM (Fk2WS)

320 Rest the pilots, and restock. Plus, now you can get good intel on Hamas leader locations.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2021 08:07 PM (u82oZ)

---------

Also gives Hamas time to rest and refit.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2021 08:11 PM (kTF2Z)

321 Have a great night, everyone. Enjoyed the extended chat.

May your social distance be zero with your loved one. If it's loved twos, you are on your own.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2021 08:12 PM (u82oZ)

322 That model of Rome is very cool. The builder must have had a lot of patience. Or at least more than I do.
I think we can safely assume that he didn't date a lot.

Posted by: pep at May 20, 2021 08:12 PM (v16oJ)

323 More white supremacist attacks on Asians in the SF Bay Area, this time on BART, since they sent out a letter n'shit.

https://youtu.be/sHT_-le_8nI

It really is a daily thing, sometimes twice or more. The local news SO doesn't want to report this, but since half of their staff is Asian, they kind of have to. They avoid describing the perps in every single instance, going so far as to crop videos so you can't see the CCTV footage. "The suspect is described as early to mid-twenties, wearing a white t-shirt, jeans and a ball cap. If you have any information..."

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 20, 2021 08:12 PM (wAnMi)

324 America is only the product of a document
----------------

It sounded better in the original Chinese.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2021 08:12 PM (uEbPt)

325 292 Wow, if it's true Fauci is tied in with 5 month old aborted fetuses where they removed the scalp and sewed it onto rats to see if they could get it to grow. From Tucker, Fuck.
Posted by: dartist at May 20, 2021 08:03 PM (+ya+t)


That's f*cking sick.
There can be no other conclusion.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2021 08:13 PM (sy5kK)

326 Jordan61, No problem, dear Lady. I get overboard sometimes about things that are so wrong.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2021 08:13 PM (YKkkI)

327 Male and female He created them.

Okay. ban me.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 20, 2021 08:13 PM (xopIz)

328 I've been to Israel twice. Love the country and her people.
You met Gal Gadot, did you?

Posted by: pep at May 20, 2021 08:13 PM (v16oJ)

329 Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2021 08:12 PM (u82oZ)

So which dog has to stay on the couch?

G'night, I'm bailing too. Have a good one.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 20, 2021 08:13 PM (wAnMi)

330 Duke Lowell

Logistic advantage is greatly in Israels favor. Especially if they shut access for every attack.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2021 08:13 PM (u82oZ)

331 Male and female He created them.

Okay. ban me.


Why? This ain't facebook.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 20, 2021 08:13 PM (SchxB)

332 325 292 Wow, if it's true Fauci is tied in with 5 month old aborted fetuses where they removed the scalp and sewed it onto rats to see if they could get it to grow. From Tucker, Fuck.
Posted by: dartist at May 20, 2021 08:03 PM (+ya+t)


That's f*cking sick.
There can be no other conclusion.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2021 08:13 PM (sy5kK)

Mein Gott, zat iz fucked up, jah?

Posted by: Josef Mengele at May 20, 2021 08:14 PM (II3Gr)

333 Wow, if it's true Fauci is tied in with 5 month old aborted fetuses where they removed the scalp and sewed it onto rats to see if they could get it to grow. From Tucker, Fuck.
Posted by: dartist at May 20, 2021 08:03 PM (+ya+t)


That's f*cking sick.
There can be no other conclusion.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2021 08:13 PM (sy5kK)

Seriously, what possible purpose could there be for doing such a thing?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2021 08:15 PM (s9fsa)

Posted by: Javems at May 20, 2021 08:15 PM (8SSHh)

335 So Oregon is now requiring a vax card if you want to go maskless in any public place.


No wonder so many counties want to succeed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2021 08:15 PM (4fSQf)

336 Logistic advantage is greatly in Israels favor. Especially if they shut access for every attack.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2021 08:13 PM (u82oZ)

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Push the advantage then. Hamas ain't going to quit. Either destroy them or commit to rocket attacks every now and then.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2021 08:15 PM (kTF2Z)

337 Wow, if it's true Fauci is tied in with 5 month old aborted fetuses where they removed the scalp and sewed it onto rats to see if they could get it to grow. From Tucker, Fuck.
Posted by: dartist

WTAF?

Posted by: Infidel at May 20, 2021 08:15 PM (E0OEG)

338 Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2021 08:12 PM (u82oZ)

So which dog has to stay on the couch?

G'night, I'm bailing too. Have a good one.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 20, 2021 08:13 PM (wAnMi)


Night, you two!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2021 08:16 PM (s9fsa)

339 Wow, if it's true Fauci is tied in with 5 month old aborted fetuses where they removed the scalp and sewed it onto rats to see if they could get it to grow. From Tucker, Fuck.
Posted by: dartist at May 20, 2021 08:03 PM (+ya+t)
That's f*cking sick.
There can be no other conclusion.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2021 08:13 PM (sy5kK)
Seriously, what possible purpose could there be for doing such a thing?
Posted by: Jordan61

These people are just. fucking. evil.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 20, 2021 08:17 PM (zu30u)

340 >> hamas attacks Israel. Israeli's provide food and medical assistance to gaza. hamas attacks those convoys . Burn in hell you cockroaches.


There was a column by actor Larry Miller at The Weekly Standard where he described his visit to Israel, including conversations with some ER doctors. The doctors described how they provided to care to anyone, Pali, Jew, Christian, didn't matter. He then asked what the challenges were, and the response was "when they clap."
Apparently the Pali patients and family in the hospital clap and cheer when the injured Jews and/or IDF are brought in from the latest terror attack.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2021 08:17 PM (bDqIh)

341 > That's the day Kommie-La becomes a six year President rather than a ten year President.

I think Commie Lay gets primaried.

They're already trying to take down Other Brother Fredo and similar challengers, but I don't think it's gonna work.

Remember, she had to drop out of her own party's primary without winning a single delegate. No one likes her, not even her fellow communists.

When she was young, she was tolerated as a source of beejers, but no one wants a beejer from her any more.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2021 08:17 PM (JZT2F)

342 334


Posted by: Javems at May 20, 2021 08:15 PM (8SSHh)

That's all I have to say about that.

Posted by: Javems at May 20, 2021 08:17 PM (8SSHh)

343 so glad you are getting a kitten, Empire1! They are so much fun.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 20, 2021 08:17 PM (5HBd1)

344 Seriously, what possible purpose could there be for doing such a thing?



Breakthrough treatment for Biden's hair loss?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 20, 2021 08:17 PM (SchxB)

345 AKS
@AsheeshKSi
Universities are right-wing institutions. I explain in @TeenVogue

-
Also, the Moon is trying to kill us!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2021 08:18 PM (VVEnO)

346 I went to "game night" at the church. Mexican train. fun. The guy organizing it say that Father wants only those folks that have been vaccinated to attend. Honor system. by the way, nobody wore a mask.

I must have a chat with Father. I have not been vaccinated and I refuse to be vaccinated. On my honor, I will not lie about this.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 20, 2021 08:19 PM (xopIz)

347 343 so glad you are getting a kitten, Empire1! They are so much fun.
Posted by: Notsothorea


Kittens are fun but also a lot of work to train.

Get that squirt bottle ready

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2021 08:19 PM (4fSQf)

348 335 So Oregon is now requiring a vax card if you want to go maskless in any public place.


No wonder so many counties want to succeed.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2021 08:15 PM (4fSQf)

YOUR PAPERS, PLEEZ!

- 1943 Paris
- 2021 Oregon

As JJ said today's Morning Report, quoting Mark Twain, "history doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes."

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2021 08:19 PM (sy5kK)

349 Just landed in Seattle.

*sigh*

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2021 08:20 PM (ozqx7)

350 Kate Brown wants to make masks permanent, They had one of the lowest infection rates in the country and are full of mask nazis.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 20, 2021 08:20 PM (5HBd1)

351 Israel should kill them as quickly and quietly as possible.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 20, 2021 08:21 PM (xopIz)

352 > Apparently the Pali patients and family in the hospital clap and cheer when the injured Jews and/or IDF are brought in from the latest terror attack.

If I were one of those care providers, I might not violate my Hippocratic Oath to the extent of actually harming them, but I would be sorely tempted to be less than gentle with the next injection or physical therapy session.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2021 08:21 PM (JZT2F)

353 333 Wow, if it's true Fauci is tied in with 5 month old aborted fetuses
where they removed the scalp and sewed it onto rats to see if they could
get it to grow. From Tucker, Fuck.


Seriously, what possible purpose could there be for doing such a thing?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2021 08:15 PM (s9fsa)
Hair club for men?


Posted by: Javems at May 20, 2021 08:21 PM (8SSHh)

354 I'd suppose not too many people have dogs that don't claw on their arms enough that they'd want a vambrace! But this little MinPin is very ... um, claw'y, and I have a couple of nasty claw-marks on my right fore-arm. I've had much worse injuries, but I was also a lot younger, so ... methinks a vambrace would be a wise precaution.

Posted by: empire 1 at May 20, 2021 08:22 PM (JJatH)

355 317 Biden said more stupid shit today.
America is only the product of a document
----------------------
He's a puppet. This is what they've been dying to tell the world for 50 years.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2021 08:11 PM (uEbPt)


Word for word, Biden recites Chinese Communist Party rhetoric. Which is what a reasonably intelligent person could surmise after knowing his entire family and inner circle has been paid millions and millions by the CCP in graft money.

I'm mostly surprised that Senile could remember all those words in that order.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2021 08:23 PM (sy5kK)

356 Add me into the micro-armor board for the city of Rome up there. 1/250 is close enough to the 1/285 or 1/300 scale of GHQ or Scotia.

Posted by: Field Marshall J. Random Dude at May 20, 2021 08:23 PM (RgodS)

357 Cool map - I've been on an Ancient Rome kick on Youtube lately.

And speaking of, I can't recommend enough Alberto Angela's terrific book "A Day in the Life of Ancient Rome." Angela takes you hour by hour through the city, dropping in on the rich and the poor, the powerful and the plebian, good and bad warts and all.

Written in the unusual but here very effective second person tense (i.e. "Let's walk to the end of this alley. Some men seem to be arguing down there. What could they be arguing about? Let's get closer and listen in..." it's like a personal guided tour. The Colosseum, the Senate, the baths, Vestal Virgins, it's all in there.

The translator does a really remarkable job of turning the original Italian into a smooth, fluid, highly-readable English while - and this is key - still managing to retain just a bit of that somewhat florid Italian-ness. Like oregano on pizza.

Even if you know a lot about Rome you'll almost certainly learn some new things - I sure did - and all presented in a fun, entertaining manner. For Rome fans, it's a must.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2021 08:23 PM (Bmy3R)

358 Rome burned down in 64 . Worst recorded city fire for a long time.

Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2021 08:24 PM (YrdOP)

359 10 Shit flowed like water in the streets.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 20, 2021 06:33 PM (tVOev)


And in the Tiber, water flowed like the shit.

And the smell!!!!

I recall reading in a biography of Benjamin Franklin that in summer in Philadelphia, it was very difficult to sleep. It was warm and humid at night, but instead of keeping windows open in hope of a breeze, everyone closed their windows to minimize the odors from the street filth. Mosquito netting doesn't block odors. No wonder people drank a lot back then.

Posted by: Gref at May 20, 2021 08:24 PM (AMIL/)

360 Man recorded in Minneapolis destroying BLM barricade shacks with axe

I think it moved.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 20, 2021 08:24 PM (Ndje9)

361 That's f*cking sick.

There can be no other conclusion.
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Kinda knocked me back on my heels. If this is legal in this country, imagine what we DON'T know. Evidently there's a site where you can view pics. It's gonna take a bit to get it out of my mind just from hearing about it.

Posted by: dartist at May 20, 2021 08:25 PM (+ya+t)

362
Glenn Beck, who rolled over and accepted the theft of an election and a fake president, is back to his hair-on-fire shtick, this time about the Great Reset.

I don't doubt what Glenn says, but he really is just a useless grifter fear-mongerer.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 20, 2021 08:25 PM (YXQrO)

363 Fauci is possessed by demons, like most of his Marxist tribe.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2021 08:25 PM (4fSQf)

364 353 333 Wow, if it's true Fauci is tied in with 5 month old aborted fetuses
where they removed the scalp and sewed it onto rats to see if they could
get it to grow. From Tucker, Fuck.

Seriously, what possible purpose could there be for doing such a thing?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2021 08:15 PM (s9fsa)
Hair club for men?

Posted by: Javems at May 20, 2021 08:21 PM (8SSHh)

Yeah... that study... WTF?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2021 08:26 PM (oHd/0)

365 It's racist to remove illegal obstacles in public streets.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2021 08:26 PM (4fSQf)

366
From what I gather about evil machinations of the left wing's "great reset" is the elimination of private property. I think they want to turn all our houses (and apartments) into a "condominium" type of arrangement.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 20, 2021 08:27 PM (YXQrO)

367 349 Just landed in Seattle.

*sigh*
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2021 08:20 PM (ozqx7)

Welcome home!
On your way home, stop at Outdoor Emporium and get a refill of bear spray.
Just trying to save you a trip in the future.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, trying to be helpful at May 20, 2021 08:27 PM (sy5kK)

368 Any chance Northern Nevada could pick up those California counties instead of Idaho? It might help to restore our state to sanity.

Posted by: WhyBanned at May 20, 2021 08:27 PM (YkawN)

369 Some scientists are determined to prove that God was wrong. This won't end well. For them, anyway.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2021 08:27 PM (kTF2Z)

370 That's f*cking sick.
There can be no other conclusion.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Agreed. He's an animal along with any others that have any part of that barbaric project. The evil one is well pleased with them.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2021 08:27 PM (Rvt88)

371 Kamala was purposely CHOSEN. She's not going any place any time.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2021 08:28 PM (uEbPt)

372 America is only the product of a document !


I rate this as sort of true, but what an awe-inspiring document that founded a Nation that required over 200 years before the pond scum globalists started to destroy it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 20, 2021 08:29 PM (SPrxZ)

373 Varients are more Chi nah biowarfare.
They're just going to keep this going.

Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2021 08:30 PM (YrdOP)

374 They control your movement they control you.

Trains, buses, and little electric cars.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2021 08:31 PM (Fk2WS)

375 362
Glenn Beck, who rolled over and accepted the theft of an election and a fake president, is back to his hair-on-fire shtick, this time about the Great Reset.

I don't doubt what Glenn says, but he really is just a useless grifter fear-mongerer.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 20, 2021 08:25 PM (YXQrO

I don't hate Glenn for his changing views and actions, I just think of him as another drug addict that goes in and out of reality, and also has a media outlet.
His actions make more sense if you view him this way.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2021 08:31 PM (sy5kK)

376 I think our founding fathers believed God had a lot to do with it.

That's what Biden was attacking.

More 'America isn't special, America is horrible and racist and terrible' rhetoric that is sadly never followed with 'I'm leaving'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2021 08:31 PM (4fSQf)

377 Ok. I want to marry that chick who dome popped the beer open. Fucking savage.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2021 06:44 PM (zeMLQ)

Looks like she's wearing University of Maryland gear. Terps representing as usual.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 20, 2021 08:32 PM (y7DUB)

378 349 Just landed in Seattle.

*sigh*
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2021 08:20 PM (ozqx7)

Sell your house and move. Nurses can find work everywhere.

Posted by: WhyBanned at May 20, 2021 08:32 PM (YkawN)

379 Kamala was purposely CHOSEN. She's not going any place any time.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2021 08:28 PM (uEbPt)

----------

Sorry, not buying it. These plans were laid by coastal elites who have no understanding of who we are. Their plans will fail. It's just a matter of how many die before we get there.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2021 08:32 PM (kTF2Z)

380 Ok. I want to marry that chick who dome popped the beer open. Fucking savage.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2021 06:44 PM (zeMLQ)

Looks like she's wearing University of Maryland gear. Terps representing as usual.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 20, 2021 08:32 PM (y7DUB)

If she's a Clutch fan, then I am hooked!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Back in Montana at May 20, 2021 08:33 PM (4l77G)

381 Kamala was purposely CHOSEN. She's not going any place any time.
Posted by: ...

Solid, like a shaggin sheep at edge of a cliff

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 20, 2021 08:34 PM (zu30u)

382 Ok. I want to marry that chick who dome popped the beer open. Fucking savage.
Posted by: Marcus T

Kinda girl you want to take home to mother.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2021 08:34 PM (VVEnO)

383 346 I went to "game night" at the church. Mexican train. fun. The guy organizing it say that Father wants only those folks that have been vaccinated to attend. Honor system. by the way, nobody wore a mask.

I must have a chat with Father. I have not been vaccinated and I refuse to be vaccinated. On my honor, I will not lie about this.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 20, 2021 08:19 PM (xopIz)

Find another church.

Posted by: WhyBanned at May 20, 2021 08:34 PM (YkawN)

384 Glenn Beck, who rolled over and accepted the theft of an election and a fake president, is back to his hair-on-fire shtick, this time about the Great Reset.

I don't doubt what Glenn says, but he really is just a useless grifter fear-mongerer.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 20, 2021 08:25 PM (YXQrO

I don't hate Glenn for his changing views and actions, I just think of him as another drug addict that goes in and out of reality, and also has a media outlet.
His actions make more sense if you view him this way.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2021 08:31 PM (sy5kK)

He cries too fucking much. My wife can tell you that's not the way to get on my good side.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 20, 2021 08:34 PM (y7DUB)

385 Sorry, not buying it. These plans were laid by coastal elites who have no understanding of who we are. Their plans will fail. It's just a matter of how many die before we get there.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2021 08:32 PM (kTF2Z)

I'm referring to the argument that she will be primaried.

Consider the effort taken to put her in the position she is in. It wasn't accidental. Far from it. It's a meticulous plan by the most powerful people on the planet.

I'm not saying they don't make mistakes. I'm saying no Democrats are going to take her on. They understand how this works.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2021 08:34 PM (uEbPt)

386
Biden said more stupid shit today.

America is only the product of a document
----------------------

The 1619 document?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2021 08:35 PM (63Dwl)

387
Odd that left-wing fascist "magazine" Teen Vogue has become the new Mother Jones go-to publication for leftist propaganda.

I'll bet if we dig deeper, this "magazine" is being heavily marketed to middle-school girls (and younger) as a vehicle for brainwashing and indoctrination.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 20, 2021 08:35 PM (YXQrO)

388 366
From what I gather about evil machinations of the left wing's "great reset" is the elimination of private property. I think they want to turn all our houses (and apartments) into a "condominium" type of arrangement.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 20, 2021 08:27 PM (YXQrO)


"Comrade, the People's Equitable Living Space Commission hereby orders you to house four newly immigrated MS-13 gang members in the two under-used bedrooms now used only by your two daughters. Further, your daughters are prohibited from sleeping in other places in your home, per Living Space Commission Decree 37-448-21006."

Posted by: Gref at May 20, 2021 08:35 PM (AMIL/)

389 @stillgray 21m

Pro-Palestinian mob attacks Jewish diners by spitting on them.

Video: https://tinyurl.com/yh3zjex5


*Bit of a language warning in the video

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2021 08:36 PM (cF8AT)

390
You really have to look askance at a "magazine" for "teens" written by 30-60 year olds.

Obviously there's an agenda afoot. An evil agenda.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 20, 2021 08:37 PM (YXQrO)

391 Varients are more Chi nah biowarfare.
They're just going to keep this going.

Something tells me that India is nowhere on the master plan of the 500 million survivors.

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2021 08:38 PM (AytXr)

392 How do you say Theresienstadt in Chinese?

The Associated Press
@AP
Videos of ethnic Uyghurs filming themselves denying human rights abuses are part of a Chinese government campaign that raises questions about the willingness of the participants, @AP finds.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2021 08:38 PM (VVEnO)

393 Ok. I want to marry that chick who dome popped the beer open. Fucking savage.
Posted by: Marcus T

Kinda girl you want to take home to mother dad!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2021 08:34 PM (VVEnO)

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 20, 2021 08:38 PM (y7DUB)

394
Pro-Palestinian mob attacks Jewish diners by spitting on them.

Video: https://tinyurl.com/yh3zjex5


*Bit of a language warning in the video
Posted by: Tami

A.K.A. antifa and blm

Same exact Democrat-party Mob.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 20, 2021 08:39 PM (YXQrO)

395 Sorry, not buying it. These plans were laid by coastal elites who have no understanding of who we are. Their plans will fail. It's just a matter of how many die before we get there.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Wish I could share the optimism, but we're just here holding our dicks and snarking while the commies stole the election, destroy the country, and unleash the fury of leviathan on those that dare to even speak out.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 20, 2021 08:39 PM (zu30u)

396 I think we can safely assume that he didn't date a lot.

Nor did he have a cat, knocking over all the buildings It's stunning work. Amazing what single-minded people can achieve.

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2021 08:39 PM (AytXr)

397 In fairness, my dick is very holdable.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2021 08:40 PM (H5knJ)

398 Python was prophecy.

Posted by: klaftern at May 20, 2021 08:41 PM (r4sI4)

399 kay. ban me.

=====

Why? This ain't facebook.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 20, 2021 08:13 PM

Right up until you advocate maple syrup on French Toast.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2021 08:41 PM (DMUuz)

400 It really is a daily thing, sometimes twice or more. The local news SO doesn't want to report this, but since half of their staff is Asian, they kind of have to. They avoid describing the perps in every single instance, going so far as to crop videos so you can't see the CCTV footage.
Posted by: clutch cargo

If the politicians wanted to, the cops could end that shit in a week. Set up undercover asian cops in old person make up, have a bunch of capable cops hide just out of sight. And when it goes down, the perp gets an attitude adjustment.

But, no.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2021 08:41 PM (nI1Kq)

401 Python was prophecy.
Posted by: klaftern at May 20, 2021 08:41 PM

Ruby > Python

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2021 08:41 PM (DMUuz)

402
Apparently that Democrat-Mob attack on dining Jews happened in NYC.

What's funny is all participants in that video voted for All This.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 20, 2021 08:41 PM (YXQrO)

403 It really is a daily thing, sometimes twice or more. The local news SO doesn't want to report this, but since half of their staff is Asian, they kind of have to. They avoid describing the perps in every single instance, going so far as to crop videos so you can't see the CCTV footage.
Posted by: clutch cargo

Weird how they crop out all the maga country hats, eh?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 20, 2021 08:44 PM (zu30u)

404
new episode of At Home With Sly Stallone starts any minute

(Ace watches this)

https://youtu.be/aw9znzCwZas

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 20, 2021 08:44 PM (YXQrO)

405 I do not know why any sane person still lives in NYC....


https://tinyurl.com/yg3sfrf4

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2021 08:45 PM (cF8AT)

406 Holy shit!
Oldest son picked me up at the airport in a 2021 Mustang convertible.

His car is in the shop after some chick whacked him learning to parallel park. This is the rental the other guy is paying for.

He's stoked.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2021 08:45 PM (ozqx7)

407 Also, just so you're prepared, 5 days from now is the one-year birthday of george floyd's drug overdose death.

Expect to hear all about it....again.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 20, 2021 07:28 PM (yAoC9)

Let's hear it for George! Clean and sober for nearly a whole year. Wonderful accomplishment.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2021 08:46 PM (8npB/)

408
I'm really, really surprised that Arnold Shitzenegger hasn't come out in support of newsome and told Californians that Recalls are not the way to go.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 20, 2021 08:47 PM (YXQrO)

409 Let's hear it for George! Clean and sober for nearly a whole year. Wonderful accomplishment.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2021 08:46 PM (8npB/)


I doubt he's quit smoking.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 20, 2021 08:47 PM (yQpMk)

410
Cocksucker is here.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 20, 2021 08:48 PM (YXQrO)

411
Posted by: Cocklicker and hamas terrorist lover at May 20, 2021 08:46 PM (w2zOJ)

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 20, 2021 08:49 PM (YXQrO)

412 Let's hear it for George! Clean and sober for nearly a whole year. Wonderful accomplishment.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Just wait, in a couple years there will be appliance and new car sales on George Floyd Memorial Day.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 20, 2021 08:49 PM (zu30u)

413 I don't hate Glenn for his changing views and actions, I just think of him as another drug addict that goes in and out of reality, and also has a media outlet.
His actions make more sense if you view him this way.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2021 08:31 PM (sy5kK)

I don't hate him for his changing views and actions, I hate him because he's such a big pussy. And an emo idiot to boot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2021 08:50 PM (bxPTJ)

414 343 & 347 ---

Yep, kittens can be a handful! But at least this one will be socialized, unlike my current cat that I got as a feral kitten. He comes in for food, or occasionally to get out of the rain, but he's never let me hold him ... or been the least bit hostile, to be honest. Just ... not more than mildly affectionate.

Posted by: empire 1 at May 20, 2021 08:50 PM (JJatH)

415 After reading the previous post, alexthechick is my new hero for Flyover Country.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 20, 2021 08:50 PM (W+kMI)

416 Ok, if ya can't move at least go on an extended vacation...

@MrAndyNgo

A brawl broke out at the violent pro-Palestine protest in Times Square.

https://tinyurl.com/yjem3972

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2021 08:51 PM (cF8AT)

417 Just got a response from Jeffrey Wells. I didn't read it in full but looks like "Git off my lawn!!"

So now that's two woke sites I'm banned from, Hollywood Elsewhere and Patterico.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2021 08:52 PM (L2ZTs)

418 Steve Inman remains fine commentary viewing. He is the cool dude version of America's Funniest Home Videos.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 20, 2021 08:53 PM (W+kMI)

419 I talked with a childhood friend of mine (kid I grew up next door to). He lives in Maryland now. Asked me why I stay here. Hell, all I do is stay home, read, write, and live my life here at the HQ, all for $932/mo mortgage with great weather. Why move?

Posted by: SFGoth at May 20, 2021 08:53 PM (KAi1n)

420 moon_over_vermont:

It wasn't me, but I wish I'd seen them!

Posted by: 496 at May 20, 2021 08:54 PM (U1eOr)

421
Kittens Can Be A Handful would be a good name for girl band....or a cathouse...or a strip joint.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 20, 2021 08:54 PM (YXQrO)

422 In fairness some of my New York city Jewish friends are maintaining that Christians are the greatest threat to Jews in America.

Posted by: confederatefifth at May 20, 2021 08:54 PM (MirxU)

423 402
Apparently that Democrat-Mob attack on dining Jews happened in NYC.

What's funny is all participants in that video voted for All This.
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They'll learn. They'll learn it again and again and again, until they benefit from instruction.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 20, 2021 08:54 PM (W+kMI)

424 Jordan61, I get absolutely rabid about this. I read what they did to Eliyahu Pinchas Asheri. An 18 year old young man that these mutherfuckers took and tortured and burned his body. I'd let their false prophet mo have them all.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2021 08:07 PM (YKkkI)

Palis have been campaigning for 50 years to make genocide respectable again. Israel should grant them their wish.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2021 08:55 PM (8npB/)

425 I will not get the jab, but I can lie my ass off in front of anyone. If I am being kept out of someplace I need to be, then, sure, I had 2 shots. They can't prove it either way. And I don't feel one thing about doing this. I will lie like a liberal.

Posted by: Megthered at May 20, 2021 08:56 PM (AdxHD)

426 If you're disgruntled you are epically bad at this.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2021 08:56 PM (uEbPt)

427 427 In fairness some of my New York city Jewish friends are maintaining that Christians are the greatest threat to Jews in America.

Posted by: confederatefifth at May 20, 2021 08:54 PM (MirxU)

You need new friends.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2021 08:56 PM (cF8AT)

428 AOP, yup.
Also, Saudi, Egypt and Jordan would probably secretly send the Mossad an FTD Sunshine Bouquet for taking them off their hands.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2021 08:56 PM (L2ZTs)

429 Woke Twit: Hi, my name is Erin and my pronouns are-
*SMACK*
Cat: Your pronouns are catbitch and catslave! Now shuddup and make me a tunafish sandwich!

Posted by: exdem13 at May 20, 2021 08:57 PM (W+kMI)

430 You need new friends.
Posted by: T



good guys, weird biases

Posted by: confederatefifth at May 20, 2021 08:57 PM (MirxU)

431 What if you had COVID? You still have to get the shot? So weird.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2021 08:57 PM (uEbPt)

432
Question to ponder tonight: Have you ever heard in your entire life a news story about palestinians not associated with violence?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 20, 2021 08:57 PM (YXQrO)

433 c5, tell 'em "well I guess we can't be friends then, 'cuz I ain't friends with rank bigots. Have a nice life since you're gonna burn in hell right after."

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2021 08:57 PM (L2ZTs)

434 Wish I could share the optimism, but we're just here holding our dicks and snarking while the commies stole the election, destroy the country, and unleash the fury of leviathan on those that dare to even speak out.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 20, 2021 08:39 PM (zu30u)

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There won't be large militia groups doing battle with active military or LE. What will happen is resistance when they come to arrest you. I'm not looking for trouble, and I won't seek it out, but I'm not leaving my house in the company of LE either.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2021 08:58 PM (kTF2Z)

435 exdem, I imagine R. Lee Ermey reading that... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2021 08:58 PM (L2ZTs)

436 testing.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 20, 2021 08:58 PM (vuisn)

437 382 Ok. I want to marry that chick who dome popped the beer open. Fucking savage.
Posted by: Marcus T

Kinda girl you want to take home to mother.
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And she's definitely fun at parties!

Posted by: exdem13 at May 20, 2021 08:59 PM (W+kMI)

438 c5, tell 'em "well I guess we can't be friends then, 'cuz I ain't friends with rank bigots. Have a nice life since you're gonna burn in hell right after."
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2021 08:57


I owe C5 an apology! Until you wrote C5, I had always read his nic as Confederatfilth. A fifth is better than filth anyway.

Posted by: 496 at May 20, 2021 08:59 PM (U1eOr)

439 DrVarno, earlier today I shared your YT link of the Bezos mini me who video-ed his Mad Dog 357 challenge. People agree with you and me, that dude is... not smart.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2021 08:59 PM (L2ZTs)

440 427 In fairness some of my New York city Jewish friends are maintaining that Christians are the greatest threat to Jews in America.
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 20, 2021 08:54 PM (MirxU)


I'm guessing the people they call Christians aren't actually Christians.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2021 08:59 PM (4fSQf)

441 404 looks like biden has ushered in mideast peace.
Posted by: Licker

Ironic post #

Posted by: SFGoth at May 20, 2021 08:59 PM (KAi1n)

442 496, I made the same mistake way back when.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2021 09:00 PM (L2ZTs)

443 191 Putting the house on the market next week. The market here is finally at a point where I can get out without writing a large check at closing. Don't know where we're going yet, but we're finally able to get out of fucking Illinois.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2021 07:27 PM (kTF2Z)

I can help you find a home in Northern Nevada!

Posted by: WhyBanned at May 20, 2021 09:00 PM (YkawN)

444 I still don't know what a palestinian is.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2021 09:00 PM (uEbPt)

445 lol g'night everyone

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 20, 2021 09:02 PM (ErSvT)

446 "Roadside America in Berks County, PA just closed. Very sad. Wuhan flu killed attendance. Anyone every been there?"
*******
Too bad
It was a rest stop on a grade school class trip to Hershey circa 1966.

Posted by: Cosda at May 20, 2021 09:03 PM (6gK/k)

447 w2zOJ

raykon snuck in again

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2021 09:04 PM (8npB/)

448 435 exdem, I imagine R. Lee Ermey reading that... ;-)
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I typed it in my best Tim Wilson impersonation, but R. Lee is good too.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 20, 2021 09:05 PM (W+kMI)

449 432
Question to ponder tonight: Have you ever heard in your entire life a news story about palestinians not associated with violence?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 20, 2021 08:57 PM (YXQrO)w3
---------------------------------------------

Sirhan Sirhan

Oh? ah, never mind

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2021 09:06 PM (Fk2WS)

450 Also in regards to the late great Tim Wilson, here is an oldie but goodie he could've used as a springboard to going after the former Prince Harry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6mLLhX1V4w

Posted by: exdem13 at May 20, 2021 09:08 PM (W+kMI)

451 Also in honor of Israel, the late great Tim Wilson on being married to an Israeli woman. And remember, it's "hoo-moose", not "hum-muss".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBfhZphQUVk

Posted by: exdem13 at May 20, 2021 09:13 PM (W+kMI)

452 > Consider the effort taken to put her in the position she is in. It wasn't accidental. Far from it.

Of course it wasn't accidental.

That doesn't mean they aren't worried.

Do you have an alternate explanation for why Governor Party Tits is suddenly getting all this negative media attention?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2021 09:18 PM (JZT2F)

453 Also: hiding behind armed troops is not the behavior of a group that thinks it's won.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2021 09:20 PM (JZT2F)

454 "She's as Beautiful as a Foot", originally written as "He's as Beautiful as a Foot", was written by outside collaborater Richard Meltzer for Soft White Underbelly because he hated its singer Les Braunstein and wanted him to sing something embarrassing. It was intended to be about Braunstein.

Oh, right, for those not in the know, "Soft White Underbelly" was the original precursor to "Blue Oyster Cult". BOC kept the song after it fired Braunstein, retained Eric Bloom who was their van driver/live sound guy, and became "Stalk-Forrest Group", the immediate predecessor to BOC. "Foot" is on their first album. It's a fun, odd, but quite musical tune.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpCB-0d42-g

Posted by: SFGoth at May 20, 2021 11:19 PM (KAi1n)

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