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18 experts in virology write joint letter published by Science demanding a full investigation into covid's real origins -- wherever that may lead.

Is it just me, or is this creepy?

https://bit.ly/3uQuvMb

"The ImmunaBand is the outward symbol of the COVID-19 Vaccination. In every interaction with fellow employees and the public, the ImmunaBand bracelet contributes as a silent witness to the power of the vaccine..."

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CULT STATUS:

[ ] YES

[ ] NO

[X] DEFINITELY NOT A

I gotta tell you, I feel the shameful red of embarrassment that I did not see the opportunity to fleece religious maniac dullards and exploit the congenitally stupid by selling them shoddy devotional tchotchkies.

They're such mindless cultists. They're a veritable mint waiting to be unloaded.

conspiracytheoristkaren

Sarah Silverman -- who is obviously no genius anyway, but who is also now radioactively unfunny -- made the bold pronouncement that Bruce "Caitlyn" Jenner is transphobic.

Hawaiian shirts are making a comeback.

Oh no they're practically Nazi uniforms!!!!

The colorful and uniquely patterned shirts are making a comeback this year, according to The Hollywood Reporter. The news outlet reports that part of the appeal of the shirts is the wide variety of styles they come in, which allow the wearer more freedom to express themselves.

The trend was apparently inspired by a shirt recently worn by David Beckham in Miami. The Saint Laurent by Anthony Vaccarello shirt reportedly inspired more people to attempt to pull off the colorful, yet casual look that Beckham went with.

I've wanted a Hawaiian shirt for a long time, but didn't get one, first because I thought, and this is stupid, "What's with all these flowers and birds? This is gay."

Then I accepted that flowers and birds and pineapples were essential motifs of the shirt, so I sought a shirt with... less gay flowers and less gay birds. Like, manly flowers. Flowers with biceps. Like, birds with guns and dicks.

Again, this is embarrassing. These are the stupid thoughts my stupid brain has when I'm not minding it.

I do not seek your approval. I only seek your pity.

In 2017, Dr. Shi Zengli -- the "Bat Lady" herself, the woman who worried publicly that covid might be one of her own Frankenviruses -- stated in a paper that her work was being funded by Anthony Fauci's NIH/NIAID.

Also note that that MIT biologist says that some of the techniques described in that paper are "gain-of-function" techniques.

But Fauci is a dues-paid member of the Ruling Class. He gets to commit perjury with impunity.

Maybe they'll award him an Emmy.

WORSHIP YOUR INFALLIBLE GOD-GOVERNMENT:

While the Biden Administration pumps millions into the Palestinian Authority, they refuse to commit to selling Israel more of the Iron Dome missiles that saved so many Israeli lives in the latest Hamas terror-bombardment.

Take a bow, NeverTrump. You put this into office.

This is a week old, but worth noting.

The Wisconsin Democrat party put out a video showing people dancing over their "stimulus checks."

Their welfare checks, that is.

There was a time when welfare was viewed as a bit of charity people were or at least should be a bit embarrassed to take.

No longer, of course. As I think Chris Rock pointed out 20 years ago, there are literally welfare songs on the radio.

But the Democrat Party didn't admit they were leaders of the Welfare Song and Dance club until now.

They deleted that video after people pointed out that they were now simply the Welfare Queen party, but someone had made a copy.

The very best of hands:

But-but--

The tweets are very nice, no...?

AREN'T THE TWEETS VERY NICE?!?!

Posted by: Ace at 06:11 PM




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1 Moi!

Posted by: m at May 14, 2021 05:12 PM (TZgEk)

2 Hi ace!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 14, 2021 05:12 PM (Vxu+H)

3 Tenth!

Posted by: JM in Florida at May 14, 2021 05:12 PM (HCeRP)

4 this thread has that New Module Smell. Like D3, The Vault of the Drow.

Posted by: ace at May 14, 2021 05:12 PM (eOTGX)

5 Ace, Richard Burr kept calling Walensky "Lewinsky" in that Senate clip.

Posted by: m at May 14, 2021 05:12 PM (TZgEk)

6 hi madame mayhem!

Posted by: ace at May 14, 2021 05:12 PM (eOTGX)

7 Reserved for sponge

Posted by: JM in Florida at May 14, 2021 05:12 PM (HCeRP)

8 Those who wear that bracelet, well we will definitely know who the Karens are before they even open their yaps.

Two snaps and a Virtue Signal

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2021 05:13 PM (xnPHg)

9 Thank you Joe, you are my North Star

Posted by: DitkaCA at May 14, 2021 05:13 PM (kVjCi)

10 >>>5 Ace, Richard Burr kept calling Walensky "Lewinsky" in that Senate clip.


I can see no other way she rose to such a high level, but for that one.

Posted by: ace at May 14, 2021 05:13 PM (eOTGX)

11 Hawaiian shirts are acceptable if you have a moustache, a cool car, and a pair of short shorts.

And you're Tom Selleck.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 14, 2021 05:13 PM (jOcSX)

12 When people complain about people that choose to not get vaccinated I say "What ever happened to my body, my choice? Let's get that abortion ban going, stat!"

Posted by: Roy at May 14, 2021 05:14 PM (Ti+Tv)

13 Walmart this afternoon had plenty of people without masks. Go Florida!

Posted by: JM in Florida at May 14, 2021 05:14 PM (HCeRP)

14 i added one to the post

Posted by: ace at May 14, 2021 05:14 PM (eOTGX)

15 Yes, those Tweets were so bad, I quit Twitter. Technically I never started, but that is not the point.

ORANGE MAN BAD

Posted by: Picric at May 14, 2021 05:15 PM (3QnyK)

16 Welfare stopped being charity when government started calling it "Entitlements."

As in, I'm entitled to take your money from you.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 14, 2021 05:15 PM (OU+8W)

17 I have worn a Hawaiian shirt one time in my life. My fifth grade graduation party had a Hawaiian theme and my mom made me wear one. Couldn't wait to get that fucking thing off.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 14, 2021 05:16 PM (xPl2J)

18 I don't wear jewelry.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 14, 2021 05:16 PM (45fpk)

19 LoL at MUMR.. that was a good one

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 14, 2021 05:16 PM (/6GbT)

20 Cecilia Rouse sounds like a graduate of the Psaki School of "Circle Back" Circle Jerk.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2021 05:16 PM (xnPHg)

21 > Sarah Silverman -- who is obviously no genius anyway, but who is also now radioactively unfunny

Her funniness (such as it was) was because she was a cute, innocent-looking girl who'd suddenly start talking about taking it up the ass or catching crab lice. It was funny, ONCE. Like a three-year-old saying "fuck".

The thing is, she's not a cute, innocent-looking girl any more. She's a hagged-out 50-year-old skank.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 14, 2021 05:16 PM (JZT2F)

22 >>>Her funniness (such as it was) was because she was a cute, innocent-looking girl who'd suddenly start talking about taking it up the ass or catching crab lice. It was funny, ONCE. Like a three-year-old saying "fuck".

The thing is, she's not a cute, innocent-looking girl any more. She's a hagged-out 50-year-old skank.

...

confirmed.

also, she really wasn't cute -- she was "cute for a female comedian."

Which is like "hot for a hospice."

Posted by: ace at May 14, 2021 05:17 PM (eOTGX)

23 I don't know where the second illegal alien on the left is from, but obviously not anywhere that food is in short supply.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 14, 2021 05:18 PM (JZT2F)

24 Most Wisconsinites aren't stupid people. Fat and drunk, yes, but not inordinately stupid. Please disregard evidence to the contrary. It's all Evers.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 14, 2021 05:18 PM (45fpk)

25 > also, she really wasn't cute -- she was "cute for a female comedian."

Exactly. Good point.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 14, 2021 05:18 PM (JZT2F)

26
"Wait, if Hawaiian shirts are indicative of Trump = Nazi, what about us?!"

- - Judges Buch M. Danno, Tyne E. Bubbles, Mac A. Damia LLC

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2021 05:18 PM (s2VJv)

27 24 I don't know where the second illegal alien on the left is from, but obviously not anywhere that food is in short supply.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 14, 2021 05:18 PM (JZT2F)

And she has a large, green 'fro.

Posted by: m at May 14, 2021 05:19 PM (TZgEk)

28 26 > also, she really wasn't cute -- she was "cute for a female comedian."

Exactly. Good point.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 14, 2021 05:18 PM (JZT2F)


She was moderately hot in that porn loop.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2021 05:19 PM (s2VJv)

29 Deport Trigglypuff.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 14, 2021 05:19 PM (/40/U)

30 BOLO for these wrist bands, we need a first sighting report

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 14, 2021 05:20 PM (/6GbT)

31 Six undocumented Americans about to go into the West Wing to meet with @POTUS #wearehome
-----------
They just let any unknown person in to see the President?

I doubt very much they're undocumented or American.

That's 2 lies right there.

Posted by: zmdavid at May 14, 2021 05:20 PM (xqRaG)

32 That ad campaign would be a lot more fun if they'd go for the fill-in-the-blank approach:

Share Your Vaccination Status by Wearing An ImmunoBand Around Your ______

Posted by: m at May 14, 2021 05:20 PM (TZgEk)

33 The collapse can't come soon enough.

I've got my game on. Let's do it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2021 05:20 PM (3H9h1)

34 My f***ing tweets are so g** d**n nice that they should be f***ing memorialized as a monument in f***ing Portland!

Posted by: President NPC at May 14, 2021 05:21 PM (FPuSC)

35 We're almost up to the four month mark in this administration and have them done anything that is either not stupid or evil? Not happened on any pro-American stance if only by sheer accident?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2021 05:21 PM (k39e/)

36 Deport Trigglypuff.

Gonna need one of those six engine Antonov cargo planes.

Siriusly has anyone ever done a search to see what happened to Cora Segal?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2021 05:21 PM (xnPHg)

37 Wonder if PDT ever wore a Hawaiian shirt. Can't see it.

Posted by: m at May 14, 2021 05:21 PM (TZgEk)

38 Magnum PI and his womb broom wore Hawaiian shirts and he got much poon.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 14, 2021 05:22 PM (/40/U)

39 I don't know where the second illegal alien on the left is from, but obviously not anywhere that food is in short supply.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 14, 2021 05:18 PM (JZT2F)


To be fair, maybe she's seeking refuge from a country that was raising her for meat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2021 05:22 PM (guGkK)

40 Which is like "hot for a hospice."
Posted by: ace at May 14, 2021 05:17 PM (eOTGX)

Hah! If she wanted to be funny, she should have stolen that. Needless to say, her "ethnic" humor about blacks and Asians would see her buried alive if she was a white American.

Posted by: trev006 at May 14, 2021 05:22 PM (igb0y)

41 39 Magnum PI and his womb broom wore Hawaiian shirts and he got much poon.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 14, 2021 05:22 PM (/40/U)

It was fiction.

Posted by: m at May 14, 2021 05:23 PM (TZgEk)

42 Immunaband: Because requiring a tattoo on your arm would be way too obvious.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 14, 2021 05:23 PM (SchxB)

43 "What's that? Hawaiian noises?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2021 05:23 PM (xnPHg)

44 13 Walmart this afternoon had plenty of people without masks. Go Florida!
Posted by: JM in Florida at May 14, 2021 05:14 PM

Fuck yeah!

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 14, 2021 05:23 PM (II3Gr)

45 40 I don't know where the second illegal alien on the left is from, but obviously not anywhere that food is in short supply.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 14, 2021 05:18 PM (JZT2F)


To be fair, maybe she's seeking refuge from a country that was raising her for meat.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2021 05:22 PM (guGkK)

LOL. Nasty.

Posted by: m at May 14, 2021 05:23 PM (TZgEk)

46 This is now all very European.

I have always been impressed (in a bad way) at how promotional gov. is in Europe. Everything is part of a message to comfort and virtue signal to their public. I always thought that Americans just wanted the gov. to do shit like defense and maintain order, but Europeans want gov. to prove to them that their piece of land is better than other countries. It all feels like it was produced by the BBC in some fancy studio after it was discussed over cocktails.

That is how this new theft-administration feels now. Over produced and for a weak people. Like a stage managed retirement community.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 14, 2021 05:23 PM (kfFO8)

47 I thought about making some of those virtue signal Immuna Bands to cash in on the hysteria. I couldn't be bothered.

Posted by: 4 at May 14, 2021 05:24 PM (KnJdm)

48 I have a ton of Hawaiian shirts. Bright ones, dark ones, light ones and plain ones. Wear them all the time. Comes from working in the warmer climates over the year. Even have some of those Cuban gangsta shirts, but I digress.

I have no sense of style so it is kinda shocking that anyone would want to dress like I do.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 14, 2021 05:24 PM (R/m4+)

49 Oh, and the dildos should realize that Sarah Silverman is a bigger anti-Semite than anyone working today. After all, most of us are smart enough not to dress as Hitler, even ironically. She has a fetish for dressing up as a dictator. Can't imagine why.

Posted by: trev006 at May 14, 2021 05:24 PM (igb0y)

50 from a country that was raising her for meat.

Oh Sally Struthers in Ethiopia.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2021 05:24 PM (xnPHg)

51 "Undocumented" makes it sound so benign, as if they simply lost their fucking wallet or something.

They have all kinds of fucking documents. In Spanish. They are foreign nationals, usually Mexican. Illegal aliens.

Are they forcing everyone at the border busting across to take "the jab" before they liad them on to trains, planes, and bus, or is that only for the hapless citizenry?

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2021 05:24 PM (Rpm7S)

52 If anyone should be wearing a mask, forever...it's the Animatronic Cashew.


Jesus. Everytime I look at that mug my dick retracts and tries to cozy up next to my kidneys for solace.

Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2021 05:25 PM (fYDXh)

53 WTF is an "undocumented American"?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 14, 2021 05:25 PM (WGara)

54 Criticizing Cecilia Rouse is obviously racist.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2021 05:25 PM (63Dwl)

55 Linking to Althouse because the original article was in the NYTimes and behind a paywall.

https://tinyurl.com/759n6v6f

Before making up his mind, the president demands hours of detail-laden debate from scores of policy experts, taking everyone around him on what some in the West Wing refer to as his Socratic "journey" before arriving at a conclusion. Those trips are often difficult for his advisers, who are peppered with sometimes obscure questions. Avoiding Mr. Biden's ire during one of his decision-making seminars means not only going beyond the vague talking points that he will reject, but also steering clear of responses laced with acronyms or too much policy minutiae, which will prompt an outburst of frustration, often laced with profanity.

...Mr. Biden, 78, takes days or weeks to make up his mind as he examines and second-guesses himself and others. It is a method of governing that can feel at odds with the urgency of a country still reeling from a pandemic and an economy struggling to recover..... Those closest to him say Mr. Biden is unwilling, or unable, to skip the routine....

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 14, 2021 05:26 PM (jOcSX)

56 What about throw back bowling shirts? Mafia circa 1980's?

Posted by: Archer at May 14, 2021 05:26 PM (gmo/4)

57 Those Cuban gangster shirts are comfy as hell.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 14, 2021 05:26 PM (/40/U)

58 42 39 Magnum PI and his womb broom wore Hawaiian shirts and he got much poon.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 14, 2021 05:22 PM (/40/U)

It was fiction.
Posted by: m at May 14, 2021 05:23 PM (TZgEk)

Spent 4 years on Oahu. Wore Hawaiian shirts all the time.

And yes, scored much poon. In this case, I rate this 'fiction' as true.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 14, 2021 05:26 PM (oHd/0)

59 So on those badges, does the QR code lead to some kind of verification certificate? Is this a backdoor verified ID? Will companies start requiring proof of vaccination?


Obviously as soon as anyone who wants a vaccine can get one (now in most of US,) then there is no justification to force vaccines or masks. But there is no way Big Pharma is going to settle for a voluntary program. They want enforced annual vaccines with power of gun behind them.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 14, 2021 05:26 PM (kfFO8)

60 So they are letting people without proof of being vaccinated in the same room with an elderly man...

Science huh?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2021 05:27 PM (xnPHg)

61 "What's that? Hawaiian noises?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2021 05:23 PM (xnPHg)
------------
Bangin' in the bongos like a chimpanzee.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 14, 2021 05:27 PM (WGara)

62 I've been reading Alex Berenson for a while now. He has a lot of good information via his Tweets.

RE: Fauci, it's all on him. When he couldn't do it in the US, he moved it to China, financed it and we are still financing it TODAY.

https://tinyurl.com/2pfrfkcr

Posted by: Vyx at May 14, 2021 05:27 PM (Lt1JN)

63 One day, my Member's Only jacket will be back in style.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 14, 2021 05:27 PM (jOcSX)

64
"What's that? Hawaiian noises?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2021 05:23 PM (xnPHg)

------------

Bangin' in the bongos like a chimpanzee.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 14, 2021 05:27 PM (WGara)
---------------Oh, that ain't working.

Posted by: Archer at May 14, 2021 05:28 PM (gmo/4)

65 WTF is an "undocumented American"?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 14, 2021 05:25 PM (WGara)


Two notches above you, white supremacist.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2021 05:28 PM (guGkK)

66 "Sorbo". That's probably Russian for "I hate America and democracy" or something.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2021 05:28 PM (VVEnO)

67 All the videos of sane people shouting in the faces of the mask hold-outs to "TAKE OFF THE F*CKING MASK!!!!" are gonna be litAF.

...

What? You mean sane people don't behave that way?


Awwww.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2021 05:28 PM (6FeV1)

68 Good Friday evening, horde!

What was the name of that gal who made the Hawaiian type shirts, but with pin-up girls and hot cars. Remember, the actual scientist or mathematician who did some great thing, but was promptly cancelled because of the triggering misogynist shirt he wore?

I need to remember who that was and get some shirts from her.

Posted by: April at May 14, 2021 05:29 PM (OX9vb)

69 Maybe get a blister on you little finger, maybe on your thumb.

Posted by: Archer at May 14, 2021 05:29 PM (gmo/4)

70 >>WTF is an "undocumented American"?


Funny.


They have EBT Cards.

Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2021 05:29 PM (fYDXh)

71 Pray tell.. What is a Cuban gangster shirt?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 14, 2021 05:29 PM (Vxu+H)

72 1. Illegals do not have to be vaccinated. Why?

2. Fauci said in 2017 that Trump would have to cope with a pandemic. How did he know that?

Posted by: Vyx at May 14, 2021 05:30 PM (Lt1JN)

73 I have a ton of Hawaiian shirts. Bright ones, dark ones, light ones and plain ones. Wear them all the time. Comes from working in the warmer climates over the year. Even have some of those Cuban gangsta shirts, but I digress.

I have no sense of style so it is kinda shocking that anyone would want to dress like I do.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 14, 2021 05:24 PM (R/m4+)

Ditto. I've been collecting the things since the early 80's. One closet full of them. Same with having a few guayabera shirts, with the "low" pockets. No chunky gold jewelry though, so I'm really not completing the look properly.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 14, 2021 05:30 PM (wAnMi)

74 I'm gonna make up a bunch of those bracelets where the QR codes take you to the nastiest, dirtiest, funkiest porn sites out there....

"Go ahead, scan away!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2021 05:31 PM (6FeV1)

75 Fuck it to the limit
Walk along the razor's edge
But don't look down just keep your head, or you'll be finished

*guitar squealing*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 14, 2021 05:31 PM (Dc2NZ)

76 Open up the limit
Past the point of no return
Reached the top, but still you gotta learn how to keep it
Hit the wheel and double the stakes
Throttle wide open like a bat outta hell
You could crash the gates (crash the gates)

Welcome to the limit (the limit)

Fuck it to the limit (the limit)!!!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 14, 2021 05:31 PM (Dc2NZ)

77 ImmunaBand

So, it's the equivalent to a Star of Anti-David.

ImmunaBanded == Acceptable People
Star of Davided == Unacceptable People

Yeah, this is going to go over well. It's so very, very smart.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 14, 2021 05:31 PM (aXxgO)

78
That Easter excuse fail was epically stupid ... but that's SloJo for ya!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 14, 2021 05:31 PM (pNxlR)

79 54 WTF is an "undocumented American"?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 14, 2021 05:25 PM (WGara)
-------------
Biden voter?
No, that's an imaginary American.

Posted by: zmdavid at May 14, 2021 05:31 PM (xqRaG)

80 67 "Sorbo". That's probably Russian for "I hate America and democracy" or something.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2021 05:28 PM (VVEnO)

It's Norwegian for 'Yes, you wife like my little Viking'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 14, 2021 05:32 PM (oHd/0)

81 So we're supposed to think what a terribly thorough and thoughtful, amazingly intelligent man Biden is and a great leader-why if things aren't done to his specifications he will say a rude word-a real tiger.

What a bunch of malarkey!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2021 05:32 PM (k39e/)

82
Lucky dice shirts >>> Hawaiian shirts with umbrella drinks

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 14, 2021 05:32 PM (pNxlR)

83 I still say we need to come up with and sell our own VAXBAND. Who gets to say there is only one approved band?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2021 05:33 PM (OCTRt)

84 Pray tell.. What is a Cuban gangster shirt?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 14, 2021 05:29 PM (Vxu+H)

They're called guayaberas, and sometimes cubaveras I think. Just do a search and you'll spot it right away. Think of some guy dripping with gold jewelry, big pinky ring, chrome sunglasses with speed holes, drinking mescal, smoking a cigar in a ratty office with venetian blinds, and a slow turning ceiling fan made of wicker. Counting money.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 14, 2021 05:33 PM (wAnMi)

85 There is an actual line of Charlie Harper bowling shirts out there.

Posted by: Archer at May 14, 2021 05:33 PM (gmo/4)

86 Article at Twitchy about how Biden is our "North Star."

I read that as Biden is dim, useful only at night, and has been replaced by newer technology like a compass.


https://tinyurl.com/9syxnp9j

Posted by: Picric at May 14, 2021 05:33 PM (3QnyK)

87 "The news outlet reports that part of the appeal of the shirts is the wide variety of styles they come in, which allow the wearer more freedom to express themselves."

I'd like the one with the most penis. If there's ONE vagina, I send it back.

Posted by: Dr. Fauxi at May 14, 2021 05:33 PM (aXxgO)

88 Hawaiian shirts = Boogaloo Bois.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2021 05:34 PM (OCTRt)

89 Hubby has a Hawaiian shirt that has zero flowers. It is covered in motorcycles. It has a monochrome color scheme.

He has another one that has various sport fish and fishing rods on it. It has a kind of khaki and blue color scheme.

Very manly.

Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at May 14, 2021 05:34 PM (rw1l7)

90 Wasn't there a pro-Soviet WWII film about some collective farm called the North Star?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2021 05:34 PM (xnPHg)

91 Hilo Hattie for non-tacky Hawaiian shirts (if that can be said of any Hawaiian shirt). The reverse print ones tend to have more subtle colors. I bought a fish patterned reverse print shirt there years ago. I quite like it; not all all embarrassing to wear. To be fair, I had another more floral one that I did not like which was recently turned into face diapers.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 14, 2021 05:34 PM (j0Bda)

92 I'm okay with not paying for Israel's missiles. They can fund their own wars, just like everyone else.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 14, 2021 05:35 PM (UPoLF)

93 How the fuck do you let six unvetted wetbacks near POTUS????

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2021 05:35 PM (OCTRt)

94 guayaberas?


I read that as gay-bear-as. Probably not too far off.

Posted by: Archer at May 14, 2021 05:35 PM (gmo/4)

95 *to the tune of "Guantanamera"*

One ton tomato
I ate a one ton tomato
One ton tomatoooooo...
I ate a one ton tomato

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 14, 2021 05:35 PM (WGara)

96 89 Hawaiian shirts = Boogaloo Bois.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2021 05:34 PM (OCTRt)

Well, they say that the Boogaloo is out of sight...

Posted by: Joliet Jake Blues.... at May 14, 2021 05:36 PM (oHd/0)

97 Article at Twitchy about how Biden is our "North Star."

Follow Biden and you'll escape from slavery. He's better than Harriet Tubman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2021 05:36 PM (k39e/)

98 I'll bet they're made in China.

Posted by: m at May 14, 2021 05:36 PM (TZgEk)

99 Maybe Treadwell tried to find out that bears are gay... look what happened.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2021 05:36 PM (xnPHg)

100 Here we've got Russian Old Believers who wear fancy, hand-embroidered shirts, and also Filipinos, who wear fancy, embroidered shirts, but of a completely different kind.

Both of them are pretty cool, IMO, though I would never have the nerve to wear either.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 14, 2021 05:36 PM (JZT2F)

101 "Mr. Biden, 78, takes days or weeks to make up his mind"

With one thumb in his mouth, the other up his ass, playing switch.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 14, 2021 05:37 PM (5EaNh)

102 I read that as Biden is dim, useful only at night, and has been replaced by newer technology like a compass.

Thanks; I laughed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2021 05:37 PM (k39e/)

103 Jim SND in his trademark Hawaiian shirt, a gun in each hand and one slung over his shoulder. The guy does alpha male so easily, you almost don't notice.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2021 05:37 PM (rBwYy)

104 I'm okay with not paying for Israel's missiles. They can fund their own wars, just like everyone else.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 14, 2021 05:35 PM (UPoLF)

It's not not funding them. It's not selling them. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Posted by: 4 at May 14, 2021 05:37 PM (KnJdm)

105 93 I'm okay with not paying for Israel's missiles. They can fund their own wars, just like everyone else.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 14, 2021 05:35 PM (UPoLF)

They wanted to BUY the missiles, but need administration approval to do so.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 14, 2021 05:37 PM (oHd/0)

106 Wasn't there a pro-Soviet WWII film about some collective farm called the North Star?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Yes. IIRC, Gregory Peck.starred.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2021 05:37 PM (VVEnO)

107 How the fuck do you let six unvetted wetbacks near POTUS????
Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2021 05:35 PM (OCTRt)

They seemed nice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2021 05:37 PM (guGkK)

108 I've heard professional comedians make a convincing argument that Sarah Silverman steals material, which is pretty much the worst accusation that a comedian will make.

Posted by: CppThis at May 14, 2021 05:37 PM (zcf1k)

109 "Mr. Biden, 78, takes days or weeks to make up his mind"

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He's like the exec at the beginning of "Planes, Trains and Automobiles".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 14, 2021 05:38 PM (WGara)

110 Virtue signal dilemma
https://tinyurl.com/2zmhm66z

Posted by: andycanuck at May 14, 2021 05:38 PM (UHVv4)

111 Even the compass has been replaced something more hi-tech - GPS

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2021 05:38 PM (xnPHg)

112 Wasn't there a pro-Soviet WWII film about some collective farm called the North Star?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Yes. IIRC, Gregory Peck.starred.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2021 05:37 PM (VVEnO)
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He was a partisan leader.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 14, 2021 05:39 PM (WGara)

113 I didn't say it first, but "Forced charity (re welfare and entitlements) makes givers without love and recipients without gratitude." Seems about right.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at May 14, 2021 05:39 PM (+CiEK)

114 Remember that astronomer/engineer guy who was cancelled a few years ago for wearing a Hawaiian shirt that had some bikini babes on it while he was talking about his great achievement of landing a tiny robot on a comet?

Just the beginning of good times!

Posted by: Citizen Freeman at May 14, 2021 05:39 PM (FPuSC)

115 Dr. Matt Taylor was the guy canceled for wearing the shirt. He was involved with the Rosetta mission that landed on a comet. Repeat, landed on a comet and the big story was his shirt

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 14, 2021 05:39 PM (/6GbT)

116 Sorbo is one of the lesser-known members of the Justice League. His power is absorbing things.

From ruptured supertankers on the rocks to embarrassed junior high girls who experience an unexpected onset of their first period, Sorbo is always there to save the day.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 14, 2021 05:40 PM (JZT2F)

117 I'm okay with not paying for Israel's missiles. They can fund their own wars, just like everyone else.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


No problem. Now claw back the hundreds of millions we've given the fucking Palis.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2021 05:40 PM (OCTRt)

118 Wait until they get Joey Bidet confused with On Star.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2021 05:40 PM (xnPHg)

119 Damn, just saw a picture of Stefanik who is now number 3 Repub in the house...

Had a Ghostbuster flashback...

Choose the form of the Destructor!!!!!

Yes, its the Stay Puffed Marshmellow Woman....

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 14, 2021 05:41 PM (oHd/0)

120 The same Paleostinians who murdered three US diplomats

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2021 05:41 PM (xnPHg)

121 Dr. Matt Taylor was the guy canceled for wearing the shirt. He was involved with the Rosetta mission that landed on a comet. Repeat, landed on a comet and the big story was his shirt
Posted by: A dude in MI


We are such an unserious country. Especially when it comes to science.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2021 05:41 PM (OCTRt)

122 I actually like the Hawaiian shirts with flowers and such. I don't think they make you less manly. Just don't wear them with cargo shorts or cargo pants and a ballcap, because it screams "I'm carrying concealed and pretending I'm not."

Hawaiian shirt, linen or light colored slacks, and a straw fedora.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 14, 2021 05:42 PM (jOcSX)

123 It's not not funding them. It's not selling them. Correct me if I'm wrong.
Posted by: 4 at May 14, 2021 05:37 PM (KnJdm)

Maybe. I know we paid for a large amount of the funding for Iron Dome, but I'm not sure that the missiles are proprietary.

Either way, I'm not a fan of up funding / arming people all over the world constantly. I don't see the upside for us.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 14, 2021 05:42 PM (UPoLF)

124 I saw Hawaiian shirts for sale in Walmart in Georgia a couple of weeks ago and thought it was odd. Right next to all the red GA Bulldog stuff.

Posted by: f'd at May 14, 2021 05:42 PM (Tnijr)

125 A comment at the ImmunaBand facebook site:

So we provide you, a startup, nobody has heard of a copy of our card that has personal identifying information on it. We are being told don't scan and put them on the social media and yet we are suppose to trust that you are going to protect our information. Wouldn't trust my info. I also would not assume because I saw someone wearing this wristband that they had been immunized. It will be a good way to figure out which people are the crazies though. I see a company advertise they made their employees get this and I would be sure not to go there.

Posted by: m at May 14, 2021 05:42 PM (TZgEk)

126 Damn, just saw a picture of Stefanik who is now number 3 Repub in the house...



Had a Ghostbuster flashback...



Choose the form of the Destructor!!!!!



Yes, its the Stay Puffed Marshmellow Woman....

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 14, 2021 05:41 PM (oHd/0)
So not the limber little minx?

Posted by: Archer at May 14, 2021 05:42 PM (gmo/4)

127 I've had Hawaiian shirts for years, since the 1980's. They are the perfect summer party shirt. And are acceptable business casual wear at the office.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at May 14, 2021 05:42 PM (s+u6b)

128 > slow turning ceiling fan made of wicker

Don't forget the Panama hat. One of the real ones that takes an impoverished peasant about a year to make by hand, and which can be rolled up small enough to fit through a ring without taking any damage.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 14, 2021 05:42 PM (JZT2F)

129 That's 6 new Democrat voters going into the White House

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2021 05:43 PM (Cxk7w)

130 78 So, it's the equivalent to a Star of Anti-David.

ImmunaBanded == Acceptable People
Star of Davided == Unacceptable People

Yeah, this is going to go over well. It's so very, very smart.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 14, 2021 05:31 PM (aXxgO)

Well, at least I'm in favor of it...

Posted by: You Know Who(tm) at May 14, 2021 05:43 PM (zcf1k)

131 How to shut ImmunaBand down?

HIPPA

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2021 05:43 PM (xnPHg)

132

Gregory Peck was in Days of Glory

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0036748
------------------------------------------------

Dana Andrews was in The North Star

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0036217

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2021 05:43 PM (63Dwl)

133 Harry Paratestes, what part of ally bothers you?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2021 05:43 PM (rBwYy)

134 116 Dr. Matt Taylor was the guy canceled for wearing the shirt. He was involved with the Rosetta mission that landed on a comet. Repeat, landed on a comet and the big story was his shirt
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 14, 2021 05:39 PM (/6GbT)

I was sympathetic, but he apologized. BIG mistake.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 14, 2021 05:43 PM (Dc2NZ)

135 No problem. Now claw back the hundreds of millions we've given the fucking Palis.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2021 05:40 PM (OCTRt)

Oh, abso fucking lutely.

I mean how weird is this scenario? We're arming one side in a war, and giving money to the other side (who in turn buys arms with that money).

Makes zero sense.

And, frankly, I'd rather my taxpayer dollars not be involved in this at all.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 14, 2021 05:43 PM (UPoLF)

136 Damn, just saw a picture of Stefanik who is now number 3 Repub in the house...

Had a Ghostbuster flashback...

Choose the form of the Destructor!!!!!

Yes, its the Stay Puffed Marshmellow Woman....

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 14, 2021 05:41 PM (oHd/0)
So not the limber little minx?
Posted by: Archer at May 14, 2021 05:42 PM (gmo/4)
-----------
Aim for the flattop!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 14, 2021 05:44 PM (WGara)

137 > slow turning ceiling fan made of wicker



Turned by a topless island girl wearing a loincloth.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2021 05:44 PM (OCTRt)

138 Wristbands, nah..... eartags, or a simple brand will do....

Posted by: kraken at May 14, 2021 05:45 PM (0KKyI)

139 Ever wake up and feel a little date raped by Stephen Seagal?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 14, 2021 05:45 PM (QeenG)

140 134 Harry Paratestes, what part of ally bothers you?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2021 05:43 PM (rBwYy)

The part that has us (read: you and me) paying for their defense.

Same complaint I have with Europe.

I'm fine with countries where we have a shared defense (like Canada, who we share a massive land border with) mooching off of our money and technology since it's mutually beneficial for both of us.

Germany? France? Israel? Egypt?

Eh... sounds like something they should figure out for themselves. Shouldn't be our job to protect and arm them.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 14, 2021 05:45 PM (UPoLF)

141 Eartags

Moo!

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2021 05:45 PM (xnPHg)

142 Stefanik needs to go carnivore diet and get on a lifting program.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 14, 2021 05:46 PM (jOcSX)

143 Yes, its the Stay Puffed Marshmellow Woman....

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 14, 2021 05:41 PM (oHd/0)

Thank goodness all the Republican in the Congress have kept the same youthful trim figure they had since they graduated from college.

Maybe she's pregnant.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2021 05:46 PM (k39e/)

144 ImmunaBanded == Acceptable People
Star of Davided == Unacceptable People

Yeah, this is going to go over well. It's so very, very smart.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel

Do you have the address in Germany where I can get my star?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2021 05:46 PM (OCTRt)

145 I've had Hawaiian shirts for years, since the 1980's. They are the perfect summer party shirt. And are acceptable business casual wear at the office.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at May 14, 2021 05:42 PM (s+u6b)


Tuck? Or no tuck?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2021 05:46 PM (guGkK)

146 I saw some white supremacists wearing belts!

That's just like the SS belt buckles!

Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2021 05:46 PM (Eicbe)

147 143-Make that "Republican men."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2021 05:46 PM (k39e/)

148 If you want to purchase authentic "Gangster Shirts" you need to go to Nat Nast. Then you'll be a real gangster Sopranos style.

Posted by: JROD at May 14, 2021 05:47 PM (0jZnq)

149 Must I throw away my Hawaiian shirts or may I keep them and rotate them out as they grow old?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 14, 2021 05:47 PM (1ENjc)

150 Yes, its the Stay Puffed Marshmellow Woman....

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 14, 2021 05:41 PM (oHd/0)
So not the limber little minx?
Posted by: Archer at May 14, 2021 05:42 PM (gmo/4)

I think she got the covid 20.

Posted by: 4 at May 14, 2021 05:47 PM (KnJdm)

151 93 I'm okay with not paying for Israel's missiles. They can fund their own wars, just like everyone else.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 14, 2021 05:35 PM (UPoLF)

Biden is refusing to sell them the missiles, not give them the missiles.

Posted by: Dread at May 14, 2021 05:47 PM (MBvXX)

152 I'd feel worse about Biden's Israel policy, but...

"Jewish voters went for Biden over Trump by a 77-21 margin according to J Street's poll"

Posted by: squid_hunt at May 14, 2021 05:47 PM (S5OQe)

153 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2021 05:46 PM (k39e/)

Wearing all WHITE? Even I know it makes you look even bigger...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 14, 2021 05:48 PM (oHd/0)

154 Do you have the address in Germany where I can get my star?

Tiergarten 4, Berlin
c/o Reich Chancery

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2021 05:48 PM (xnPHg)

155 I've got just one Hawaiian shirt that I got on Kauai. It gets worn maybe once a year. It's a major divergence from my standard uniform of gray, dark blue, and black.

Posted by: f'd at May 14, 2021 05:48 PM (Tnijr)

156 109 I've heard professional comedians make a convincing argument that Sarah Silverman steals material, which is pretty much the worst accusation that a comedian will make.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 14, 2021 05:48 PM (OX9vb)

157 Tuck? Or no tuck?
Posted by: Cicero


No tuck. Whole purpose is loose fitting

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2021 05:48 PM (OCTRt)

158 Goth Hawaiian shirts. cool cool

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 14, 2021 05:48 PM (QeenG)

159 Jewish voters went for Biden over Trump by a 77-21 margin according to J Street's poll
__

A lot of Jews in this country don't have any love for Israel.

Posted by: SMH at May 14, 2021 05:48 PM (+Vt0n)

160 Hawaiian shirts are supposed to be loud.

When I first moved down here, I worked in a machine shop for a foreman who said he hated Florida shirts. So naturally, every payday, everyone wore Florida shirts.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 14, 2021 05:49 PM (HaL55)

161 Never tuck the Hawaiian shirt.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 14, 2021 05:49 PM (/40/U)

162 149 Must I throw away my Hawaiian shirts or may I keep them and rotate them out as they grow old?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 14, 2021 05:47 PM (1ENjc)

I believe the proper disposal method for Hawaiian shirts entails burning them with dignity, in a bonfire on the beach.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 14, 2021 05:49 PM (oHd/0)

163 149 Must I throw away my Hawaiian shirts or may I keep them and rotate them out as they grow old?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 14, 2021 05:47 PM (1ENjc)


if you are...

" Bangin' on the Bongos
Like a Chim- pan-zee"
it's cool...

Posted by: kraken at May 14, 2021 05:49 PM (0KKyI)

164 Goth Hawaiian shirts. cool cool
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 14, 2021 05:48 PM (QeenG)
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So, black with skulls?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 14, 2021 05:49 PM (WGara)

165 I support helping with Israel's defense because I prefer that they remain on the earth.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 14, 2021 05:49 PM (45fpk)

166 The thing is, she's not a cute, innocent-looking girl any more. She's a hagged-out 50-year-old skank.

...

confirmed.

also, she really wasn't cute -- she was "cute for a female comedian."

Which is like "hot for a hospice."
Posted by: ace at May 14, 2021 05:17 PM (eOTGX)
Solid 7 face, decent body, and booba... 20 years ago.

Posted by: mugiwara at May 14, 2021 05:49 PM (3npH9)

167 If they don't care, I don't care. Their dream. Not mine.

Posted by: squid_hunt at May 14, 2021 05:50 PM (S5OQe)

168 Do you have the address in Germany where I can get my star?

Tiergarten 4, Berlin
c/o Reich Chancery
Posted by: Anna Puma


Danke schoen.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2021 05:50 PM (OCTRt)

169 Repeat, landed on a comet and the big story was his shirt
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 14, 2021 05:39 PM (/6GbT)

Exactly! I'm ashamed that I remember the kerfuffle, but not his name or his achievements. Sad!

Posted by: April at May 14, 2021 05:50 PM (OX9vb)

170 109 I've heard professional comedians make a convincing argument that Sarah Silverman steals material, which is pretty much the worst accusation that a comedian will make.
Posted by: CppThis at May 14, 2021 05:37 PM (zcf1k)

Sex for material. It was a fair trade!

Posted by: Sarah SilverFridgeMan at May 14, 2021 05:50 PM (1TE73)

171 If they would have had a blackand blue and gray Hawaiian shirt I probably would have gotten that one.

Posted by: f'd at May 14, 2021 05:50 PM (Tnijr)

172 I support helping with Israel's defense because I prefer that they remain on the earth.
Posted by: grammie winger
___

God has pretty much said they ain't going anywhere.

Posted by: SMH at May 14, 2021 05:50 PM (+Vt0n)

173 jonah hill roasts sarah silverman

https://youtu.be/K83zdXu2xrw?t=54

(Ignore, this only has one joke about silverman.)

Posted by: ace at May 14, 2021 05:51 PM (eOTGX)

174 Words I refuse to use ( a continuing series):
"Stimmy"
"Walkies"
"Brekkies"

Posted by: Chuck C at May 14, 2021 05:51 PM (awtm/)

175 Ah, Sarah Silverman. The woman who thinks that the gas company spray paints swastikas in the street.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 14, 2021 05:51 PM (yL+Ld)

176 Biden is refusing to sell them the missiles, not give them the missiles.
Posted by: Dread at May 14, 2021 05:47 PM (MBvXX)

Fine. Even assuming we're selling them for fair market value INCLUDING getting back our investment in developing the Iron Dome technology, I can see why Biden doesn't want missiles raining down on Palestinians that say "Proudly Made in the USA" on them.

That's not my motivation as why I don't want us to arming and/or funding every other country on the planet, but I really don't see why would she be getting involved (again, with money that comes out of all of our paychecks, and our childrens paychecks, etc. etc.) in any of this nonsense in the first place.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 14, 2021 05:51 PM (UPoLF)

177 I'd feel worse about Biden's Israel policy, but...

"Jewish voters went for Biden over Trump by a 77-21 margin according to J Street's poll"

Posted by: squid_hunt at May 14, 2021 05:47 PM (S5OQe)


I don't base my policy preferences on what Biden voters think.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 14, 2021 05:51 PM (45fpk)

178 I know an older feller (in his 80's) who lives near me, who has had the vax and is terrified of taking his mask off. He wears it everywhere, alone in his apartment, driving, pulls it down to eat or drink coffee. Won't shake hands.

Posted by: Some Feller From Arkansas at May 14, 2021 05:51 PM (OrBfE)

179 Posted by: f'd at May 14, 2021 05:48 PM (Tnijr)

I have a blue and white I wear occasionally.

Posted by: 4 at May 14, 2021 05:51 PM (KnJdm)

180 Goth Hawaiian pirate collection

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 14, 2021 05:51 PM (QeenG)

181 If they would have had a blackand blue and gray Hawaiian shirt I probably would have gotten that one.
Posted by: f'd at May 14, 2021 05:50 PM (Tnijr)
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I have one in black, white and silver. Close enough?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 14, 2021 05:51 PM (WGara)

182 jonah hill roasts sarah silverman


That's one luau I would skip

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2021 05:51 PM (xnPHg)

183
I saw some white supremacists wearing belts!That's just like the SS belt buckles
Matching belt and shoes is the uniform of the Condo Commando.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 14, 2021 05:52 PM (HaL55)

184 Harry, we have never paid for their defense. Do you know how much of our "aid" to Israel goes to OUR defense contractors? Israel has done more to harm Iran's ambitions than we will ever do, so I'll buy them all the bombs they need.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2021 05:52 PM (rBwYy)

185 Israel is more than capable of making their own missiles.

Just like Korea is more than capable of defending their own borders, as is the EU, etc.

But somehow the rest of the world thinks that should be our job, we should pay for it, and in appreciation, they should tell us to shut the fuck up and chide us for being "the worlds police."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 14, 2021 05:52 PM (UPoLF)

186 I have no trouble believing fungus Joe has dementia fueled temper tantrums.
I have trouble believing he insists on absorbing every detail before making a careful decision.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 14, 2021 05:52 PM (cSyAR)

187 159 Jewish voters went for Biden over Trump by a 77-21 margin according to J Street's poll
__

A lot of Jews in this country don't have any love for Israel.
Posted by: SMH at May 14, 2021 05:48 PM (+Vt0n)


A Lot of people in the country discount the secularism of Israel, I think, and the fact that many many Jewish people are very secular... I think this is important, along with assimilation matters.

Posted by: kraken at May 14, 2021 05:52 PM (0KKyI)

188 God has pretty much said they ain't going anywhere.

Posted by: SMH at May 14, 2021 05:50 PM (+Vt0n)


Yes. I think it's my obligation to agree with Him.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 14, 2021 05:52 PM (45fpk)

189 176 Biden is refusing to sell them the missiles, not give them the missiles.
Posted by: Dread at May 14, 2021 05:47 PM (MBvXX)

Fine. Even assuming we're selling them for fair market value INCLUDING getting back our investment in developing the Iron Dome technology, I can see why Biden doesn't want missiles raining down on Palestinians that say "Proudly Made in the USA" on them.

That's not my motivation as why I don't want us to arming and/or funding every other country on the planet, but I really don't see why would she be getting involved (again, with money that comes out of all of our paychecks, and our childrens paychecks, etc. etc.) in any of this nonsense in the first place.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 14, 2021 05:51 PM (UPoLF)

Iron Dome is missile defense.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 14, 2021 05:53 PM (z5Vrg)

190
"When I first moved down here, I worked in a machine shop for a foreman who said he hated Florida shirts. "


Not really the thing to be wearing while working with a lathe.

Posted by: Guy wearing a bow tie in a machine shop at May 14, 2021 05:53 PM (Tnijr)

191 >>A lot of Jews in this country don't have any love for Jadaism.


Fixed that for you.

Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2021 05:53 PM (dG/57)

192 I saw a white supremacist with a Chinese menu in his hand

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 14, 2021 05:53 PM (cSyAR)

193 Walkie Talkie

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2021 05:53 PM (63Dwl)

194 yeah iron dome missiles are anti-missile missiles. They hit offensive missiles in flight. it's a purely defensive system.

Posted by: ace at May 14, 2021 05:54 PM (eOTGX)

195 Repeat, landed on a comet and the big story was his shirt
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 14, 2021 05:39 PM

His biggest mistake was the tearful, unmanly apology. You don't ever apologize to these people. Especially not after landing a spacecraft on a freakin' comet. His response should have been both middle fingers, followed by lighting a cigar.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 14, 2021 05:54 PM (OssQ4)

196 testing

Posted by: JROD at May 14, 2021 05:54 PM (0jZnq)

197 You know why everyone is dropping their mask mandate? They KNOW they can't keep this farce up any longer. Bodies aren't piling up. People are buying the shit they are selling.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2021 05:54 PM (OCTRt)

198 I saw a white supremacist with a Chinese menu in his hand

And his white mask was perfectly starched

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2021 05:54 PM (xnPHg)

199 Oh, and remember: next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans

Posted by: Bill Lumbergh at May 14, 2021 05:54 PM (awtm/)

200 184 Harry, we have never paid for their defense. Do you know how much of our "aid" to Israel goes to OUR defense contractors? Israel has done more to harm Iran's ambitions than we will ever do, so I'll buy them all the bombs they need.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2021 05:52 PM (rBwYy)

This is a nonsensical argument.

We have given god knows how many billions of dollars to countries all over the world in "surplus" military equipment, not to mention paying for "direct arms sales".

Does that money largely come back to our corrupt politicians, deep state, and "military industrial complex"? Sure, but it's money coming out of our treasury to arm other countries.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 14, 2021 05:54 PM (UPoLF)

201 any of this nonsense in the first place.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 14, 2021 05:51 PM (UPoLF)

Iran does not only want to wipe jews off the face of the planet, and Israel is a pretty solid ally. I have no problem with supporting an ally when they are under threat of and in the course of an actual attack. Even at taxpayer expense. Even if it is not Israel.

Posted by: 4 at May 14, 2021 05:54 PM (KnJdm)

202 189 Iron Dome is missile defense.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 14, 2021 05:53 PM (z5Vrg)

And it's cool.

Posted by: m at May 14, 2021 05:54 PM (TZgEk)

203 Whoops. Judaism.

I spell gud.

Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2021 05:54 PM (dG/57)

204 *aren't

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2021 05:55 PM (OCTRt)

205 I maintain that the Camp David Accords were a shoddy attempt at appeasement that all three parties have been paying for ever since.

Posted by: CppThis at May 14, 2021 05:55 PM (zcf1k)

206 "I have one in black, white and silver. Close enough?
Posted by: Captain Obvious"

As long as it hides the spots.

Posted by: f'd at May 14, 2021 05:55 PM (Tnijr)

207 Rouse...yet another Biden idiot.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2021 05:55 PM (axyOa)

208 I think I still have an old big dog Hawaiian shirt. It has st. bernards on it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 14, 2021 05:55 PM (r+sAi)

209 You fuckers want peace in the Middle East? Stand still!

Posted by: Israel at May 14, 2021 05:55 PM (CTJwJ)

210 Oh and Stefanik: I'd hit it.

Posted by: 4 at May 14, 2021 05:55 PM (KnJdm)

211 So Bi den is airlifting iron dome missiles to Pali's?

Posted by: torabora at May 14, 2021 05:55 PM (eCWrU)

212 Words I refuse to use ( a continuing series):
"Stimmy"
"Walkies"
"Brekkies"
Posted by: Chuck C at May 14, 2021 05:51 PM (awtm/)

"Covid"
"Bae"
"reach out"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at May 14, 2021 05:55 PM (xPJvm)

213 Whoops. Judaism.

I spell gud.
Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2021 05:54 PM (dG/57)
------------
Here I'd thought you were talking about some kind of worship of Jada Pinkett Smith.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 14, 2021 05:55 PM (WGara)

214 I spell gud.

Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2021 05:54 PM (dG/57)


No you dan't.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 14, 2021 05:56 PM (45fpk)

215 #145: Office = tucked. Party = untucked.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at May 14, 2021 05:56 PM (s+u6b)

216 lol

Posted by: SMH at May 14, 2021 05:56 PM (+Vt0n)

217 MIC isn't going to stand still when there is money to be made.

Posted by: torabora at May 14, 2021 05:56 PM (eCWrU)

218 Bob at NSA was going, "I've heard of Dadaism but what is Jadaism?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2021 05:56 PM (xnPHg)

219 What's that dragging, along behind?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 14, 2021 05:56 PM (yQpMk)

220 I like my Hawaiian shirts.
But I also like my Christmas reindeer humping sweater too.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2021 05:57 PM (axyOa)

221 Not really the thing to be wearing while working with a lathe.

Yup. I was running a vertical CNC mill, fully enclosed. Spray over the top was about the only thing I had to worry about. Cutting solutions don't like Florida shirts either.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 14, 2021 05:57 PM (HaL55)

222
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 14, 2021 05:57 PM (DUIap)

223 What goes up must come down.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2021 05:57 PM (63Dwl)

224 What's in the road, ahead?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 14, 2021 05:57 PM (yQpMk)

225 His biggest mistake was the tearful, unmanly apology. You don't ever apologize to these people. Especially not after landing a spacecraft on a freakin' comet. His response should have been both middle fingers, followed by lighting a cigar.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist


And a crotch grab while saying "Bofa Deez!"

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2021 05:57 PM (OCTRt)

226 getting back our investment in developing the Iron Dome technology,

==


Harry, got it backwards, we paid them to develop that technology, and much other technology ; any money that goes to Israel is a loan or a grant that gets invested back into US.

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2021 05:57 PM (V13WU)

227 For real "Gangster Shirts" you have to go look at Nat Nast new or "vintage". Looks like their new stuff is getting away from their traditional style. Todd Snyder carries your old school style gangster shirts.

Posted by: JROD at May 14, 2021 05:57 PM (0jZnq)

228 Iron Dome is missile defense.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 14, 2021 05:53 PM (z5Vrg)

Right. We helped develop the technology.

Or is your argument that it's defensive and not offensive? Because my argument is not about the merits of who we arm or in what way, it's that we're pissing away so much money it's unbelievable, and this seems like low hanging fruit on things to stop spending money on. Especially when dealing with wealthy countries like Israel, European countries, our Asian allies, etc.

Or are we no longer pretending to even be a little bit concerned about that kind of stuff now?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 14, 2021 05:57 PM (UPoLF)

229 A Hawaiian shirt with boobs and whiskey bottles would be nice.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 14, 2021 05:58 PM (5EaNh)

230 I brought a friend a Hawaiian shirt home from Kauai that was covered with different types of guitars. He loves that shirt.

Posted by: f'd at May 14, 2021 05:58 PM (Tnijr)

231 So Bi den is airlifting iron dome missiles to Pali's?

Just the jamming equipment.

Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2021 05:58 PM (CTJwJ)

232 Everybody's talking about Bagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism, Ragism, Tagism, This-ism, that-ism, ism ism ism

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 14, 2021 05:58 PM (yQpMk)

233 Vandenberg AF Base to be renamed Vandenberg Space Force Base.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2021 05:58 PM (OCTRt)

234 Just, please people, don't wear the Hawaiian shirts covered with classic cars or electric guitars. If you do, please don't leave The Villages. Shelter in place with that shit.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 14, 2021 05:58 PM (OssQ4)

235 What goes up must come down.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2021 05:57 PM (63Dwl)
------------
Spinning wheel, got to go 'round.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 14, 2021 05:59 PM (WGara)

236 What goes up must come down.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2021 05:57 PM (63Dwl)


Spinning wheel, round and round...

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 14, 2021 05:59 PM (/40/U)

237 *pauses*

Give Bidet and Fauci the Warhol treatment and then sell Hawaiian shirts with those images. See what happens.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2021 05:59 PM (xnPHg)

238 #159
A lot of Jews in this country don't love this country.
If that poll is correct 77% do not.

Posted by: torabora at May 14, 2021 05:59 PM (eCWrU)

239 A Hawaiian shirt with boobs and whiskey bottles would be nice.

I had a black one with beer bottles. Nice. No need for it back East, though, so somebody at Goodwill got it.

Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2021 05:59 PM (CTJwJ)

240 Spinning wheel, got to go 'round.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 14, 2021 05:59 PM (WGara)


I've always hated that song.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 14, 2021 05:59 PM (45fpk)

241 Or are we no longer pretending to even be a little bit concerned about that kind of stuff now?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 14, 2021 05:57 PM (UPoLF)


We spent more in six months on the fake virus than we did in 20 years of war in the middle east.

Yeah, I guess I don't care much anymore.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 14, 2021 06:00 PM (yQpMk)

242 Does anybody really know what time it is?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2021 06:00 PM (guGkK)

243 Dammit, f'd. Say you didn't.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 14, 2021 06:00 PM (OssQ4)

244 What goes up must come down.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2021 05:57 PM (63Dwl)

Alan Parson Project FTW!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at May 14, 2021 06:00 PM (xPJvm)

245 Harry, got it backwards, we paid them to develop that technology, and much other technology ; any money that goes to Israel is a loan or a grant that gets invested back into US.
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2021 05:57 PM (V13WU)

We don't use that logic in speaking about any other kind of government spending.

Sure, the US government spends $1 billion with US companies to buy missiles, then gives them to a foreign country, you could argue that the US just got $1 billion in economic activity.

But you could also say that if the US government spent $1 billion buying every US citizen a car (or whatever the math would be), the US just got $1 billion in economic activity.

And at least cars would be useful for US citizens.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 14, 2021 06:00 PM (UPoLF)

246 195 Repeat, landed on a comet and the big story was his shirt
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 14, 2021 05:39 PM

His biggest mistake was the tearful, unmanly apology. You don't ever apologize to these people. Especially not after landing a spacecraft on a freakin' comet. His response should have been both middle fingers, followed by lighting a cigar.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 14, 2021 05:54 PM (OssQ4)

He is, at least, an unforgettable exemplification of that lesson.

Posted by: m at May 14, 2021 06:00 PM (TZgEk)

247 Bidet thought he was selling jam to the Paleostinians

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2021 06:00 PM (xnPHg)

248 I like a loose-fitting Dickies work shirt

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 14, 2021 06:01 PM (iTXRQ)

249 Israel has a status of non-major NATO ally, while not in NATO, still at the same level as all others there. Iron Dome is a joint missile defense program.

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2021 06:01 PM (V13WU)

250 Sarah Silverman's greatest film role
tinyurl.com/y8z6xpfk

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 14, 2021 06:01 PM (XNGIt)

251 "Just, please people, don't wear the Hawaiian shirts covered with classic cars or electric guitars. "

I would never do that but the guy I gave it to wears it with pride. He's always been a little off, but you know how guitar players are.

Posted by: f'd at May 14, 2021 06:01 PM (Tnijr)

252 241 Or are we no longer pretending to even be a little bit concerned about that kind of stuff now?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 14, 2021 05:57 PM (UPoLF)


We spent more in six months on the fake virus than we did in 20 years of war in the middle east.

Yeah, I guess I don't care much anymore.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 14, 2021 06:00 PM (yQpMk)

The objectionable part of the empire is less the expense and more the empire. Likewise though I consider the whole deficit and collapse of the dollar thing a foregone conclusion.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 14, 2021 06:01 PM (z5Vrg)

253 The non-gay Hawaiian shirt is the space scientist one with all the cover babes on it.

Posted by: EXTERMINATE! at May 14, 2021 06:02 PM (hbrUW)

254 241


Israel is our faithful ally. That is why we should support the country. This is not difficult. They are not asking for troops, after all.

Posted by: kraken at May 14, 2021 06:02 PM (0KKyI)

255 Pressley looks like a conehead. I liked her shitty weave better.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2021 06:02 PM (Uh2oA)

256 I'm a big fan of missile defense tech if for no other reason than it brings us closer to the good old days of manly men doing battle with swords and anatomically accentuated armor, so withholding Iron Dome tech from anyone comes off as an asshoe move.

That having been said, I'd rather have Israel on our side than against us but I grow very weary of the "the primary purpose of America is to support Israel" line that's been peddled by neocons and various Jewish special interests for decades. Ironic, and very telling, that Donald Trump was probably the most overtly pro-Israeli president this country has ever had despite not playing that game and generally letting them clean up their own messes.

Posted by: CppThis at May 14, 2021 06:02 PM (zcf1k)

257 Easter is sometimes in March. Plus early April is practically March, and so Easter being the weekend so close so we rate the White Houses statement of Easter being in March as almost true.

Did we mention Easter moves because of the Jewish calendar? So we aren't saying the White House being a little no correct isn't the fault of the Jews, but we are just saying.

Posted by: Snopes Fact Checkers. at May 14, 2021 06:02 PM (Ojki1)

258 We depend on Israel to figure out how to spoof the latest Russian antiaircraft equipment.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 14, 2021 06:02 PM (yQpMk)

259 Magnum PI and his womb broom wore Hawaiian shirts and he got much poon.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 14, 2021 05:22 PM

It was definitely the shirts, not Tom Selleck.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 14, 2021 06:02 PM (awtm/)

260 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 14, 2021 06:00 PM (UPoLF)

The two points of foreign aide are to bribe other countries to listen to us, and for cronyism. Whether the former is merited is generally situational question.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 14, 2021 06:02 PM (z5Vrg)

261 Harry, you are extrapolating this into many countries. We are talking about one country, Israel. Israel, our only ally in the whole of the ME. I'd fucking support Israel over 2 million welfare leeches in this country. Apples to oranges, you say? In the big picture , NO.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2021 06:02 PM (rBwYy)

262 Tonight's Mega Millions jackpot is with at least $291 million cash.

Splurged and got give tickets. I really really need to escape Wally World.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2021 06:03 PM (xnPHg)

263 Somebody should make a Hawaiian shirt with all 57 genders on it.

Posted by: f'd at May 14, 2021 06:03 PM (Tnijr)

264 Is there a web site where i can look at a man's shoes and correlate that to dick size?

I want science.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 14, 2021 06:03 PM (QeenG)

265 223 What goes up must come down.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2021 05:57 PM (63Dwl)

You can't tell me what to do!

Posted by: Voyager 1 at May 14, 2021 06:03 PM (Ojki1)

266 Tiki torches, firepit, Hawaiian shirts, cold beer = summer party time.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at May 14, 2021 06:03 PM (s+u6b)

267 The only reason that Israel has not just gone in and wiped out Gaza is because of Iron Dome. If those missiles had hit Tel Aviv, we would not be talking about measured action against Gaza. It is stupid to deny them the means to defend themselves. It is preventing a disaster scenario.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 14, 2021 06:04 PM (sd8p8)

268 Ironic, and very telling, that Donald Trump was probably the most overtly pro-Israeli president this country has ever had despite not playing that game and generally letting them clean up their own messes.
Posted by: CppThis at May 14, 2021 06:02 PM (zcf1k)

There's a lot, perhaps majority, support in halls of power for keeping Israel as a dependency (Japan being in a similar situation). It all comes down to how interested in the American empire you are I guess.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 14, 2021 06:04 PM (z5Vrg)

269 We don't use that logic in speaking about any other kind of government spending.


==

Harry, not spending, INVESTMENT. With Israel, when you invest you get more than you pay for.

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2021 06:04 PM (V13WU)

270 Pressley looks like a conehead. I liked her shitty weave better.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Hey now, don't go hatin' on linoleum!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 14, 2021 06:04 PM (5EaNh)

271 "Covid"
"Bae"
"reach out"
Posted by: Pug Mahon,

"president"
"elected"
"legitimate"
regarding the current WH occupant.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 14, 2021 06:05 PM (kfFO8)

272 Man, Joe's numbers really have to be in the sewer right now for the government to be basically declaring that the pandemic is over

Posted by: Citizen Freeman at May 14, 2021 06:05 PM (FPuSC)

273 There are plenty of Hawaiian shirts available at Salvation Army, Goodwill, and various other thrift stores. They can be kinda large since the fat guy's wife always says 'You fat bastard, you're dead now and I'm giving all these damn Hawaiian shirts away!' Cheap too.

Posted by: Eromero at May 14, 2021 06:06 PM (0OP+5)

274 Hawaiian shirts gained credence for one reason back in the day, the loud colors and wild patterns broke up the outline of an OWB firearm. I tried a few but it wasn't my thing. In some ways it is like a fanny pack, it screams ccw. Then again, some just like Hawaiian shirts. It is funny what people will get wound up about.

Posted by: Quint at May 14, 2021 06:06 PM (x/IHv)

275 Oh yeah. Wilowed.

Speaking of the hospital, I had some minor surgery this morning that will put me down for a few days. Nothing serious though and life should be better going forward

That means I'll be here all weekend folks! Try the waitresses!

Posted by: f'd at May 14, 2021 06:06 PM (Tnijr)

276 I have a Hawaiian shirt with tiny islands with palm trees and Pacific theater warbirds, F6Fs, PBYs, etc.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 14, 2021 06:06 PM (qc+VF)

277 Harry, if it helps you can think of Israel as an extension of our own military - our base in the middle east, our interests, our mission, our eyes and years. Our eyes and ears need planes and other stuff.

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2021 06:07 PM (V13WU)

278 173 jonah hill roasts sarah silverman

https://youtu.be/K83zdXu2xrw?t=54

(Ignore, this only has one joke about silverman.)
Posted by: ace at May 14, 2021 05:51 PM (eOTGX)

Those large traps and thick neck are super feminine.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 14, 2021 06:07 PM (URN7W)

279 277 Harry, if it helps you can think of Israel as an extension of our own military - our base in the middle east, our interests, our mission, our eyes and years. Our eyes and ears need planes and other stuff.
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2021 06:07 PM (V13WU)

Amen.

Posted by: m at May 14, 2021 06:08 PM (TZgEk)

280 I would like a Hawaiian Shirt made of little Hawaiian Shirts with even tinier Hawaiian Shirts on them like the recursive Hassellhof.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2HTCIjL_Pg

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 14, 2021 06:08 PM (yQpMk)

281 f'd so your a inmate for the weekend or home?

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2021 06:08 PM (Cxk7w)

282 272 Man, Joe's numbers really have to be in the sewer right now for the government to be basically declaring that the pandemic is over
Posted by: Citizen Freeman at May 14, 2021 06:05 PM (FPuSC)

Most votes ever and 63% approval.. unpossible!!!

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 14, 2021 06:08 PM (/6GbT)

283 nood liz

Posted by: m at May 14, 2021 06:08 PM (TZgEk)

284 I have a couple of African shirts. I suppose that's cultural appropriation.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 14, 2021 06:08 PM (cSyAR)

285 There's like, a hood.

Posted by: f'd at May 14, 2021 06:09 PM (Tnijr)

286 Man, Joe's numbers really have to be in the sewer right now for the government to be basically declaring that the pandemic is over
Posted by: Citizen Freeman at May 14, 2021 06:05 PM (FPuSC)

I figured by mid-April they would land the Big China Flu Scam.

I was a month off.

Big China Flu Scam cleared to land on runway one-big-scam over.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 14, 2021 06:09 PM (R/m4+)

287 But really it's a nood

Posted by: f'd at May 14, 2021 06:11 PM (Tnijr)

288 I've always hated that song.
BSampersandT was a great band. The first thing they did was fire the guy that got the whole thing going, Al Kooper. Anyway, try this little ditty of theirs. Please to be with the noticing of the tuba solo in the middle part of being.https://youtu.be/Dvt9wjObDAQ

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 14, 2021 06:11 PM (HaL55)

289 Cubans drink rum not tequila.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at May 14, 2021 06:11 PM (m8mt1)

290 that was ears, not year !

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2021 06:11 PM (V13WU)

291 I'm at home Skip.

Posted by: f'd at May 14, 2021 06:11 PM (Tnijr)

292 Calling a Cuban any other type of Spanish is fightin words in these parts.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at May 14, 2021 06:12 PM (m8mt1)

293 We spent more in six months on the fake virus than we did in 20 years of war in the middle east.

Yeah, I guess I don't care much anymore.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 14, 2021 06:00 PM (yQpMk)

By a factor of 3.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 14, 2021 06:12 PM (2DOZq)

294 The sooner our happiness together begins, the longer it will last.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 14, 2021 06:14 PM (vuisn)

295 Forget the shirts. Can't the GOP find a Hawaiian judge?

Posted by: JM in Florida at May 14, 2021 06:15 PM (3n98K)

296 Your Lucky Numbers are 3-7-15-27-32-41

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 14, 2021 06:16 PM (yQpMk)

297 Maybe she meant Orthodox Easter, yeah, that's it. She's Greek Orthodox. Oh wsit, that was May 2nd. She probably meant Ramadan, April 12 to May 12. Man, what a drag on the economy that is.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at May 14, 2021 06:16 PM (m8mt1)

298 I had a lovely afternoon. Office closed at 1 today for a funeral. I don't do funerals.

Met daughter for lunch and went shopping with a gift card I had. She then came over and helped me move a chair,(grandma's heavy) then we went to the greenhouse and got flowers.

Last time we had lunch was the Sat. after the day of the death of America. Nov. 3. I was sure Trump would be the next President.

Oh, it was payday today, so there is that.

Posted by: Infidel at May 14, 2021 06:17 PM (E0OEG)

299 I asked kidlet if the college was going to force them to have the vaccine. I asked her if she was going to get.

"Oh, hell no." That's my girl.

Posted by: Infidel at May 14, 2021 06:22 PM (E0OEG)

300 Oh, guess I'm willowed.

Posted by: Infidel at May 14, 2021 06:23 PM (E0OEG)

301 Sorry but the undocumented whale looks like she ate and absorbed Trumps Wall.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 14, 2021 06:28 PM (WiWqE)

302 2 Nuts has been shown to be wrong, but just keeps doubling down

Posted by: Ronster at May 14, 2021 06:29 PM (mJTIU)

303 I'm getting or making a fake vax passport asap.

Now that Walmart and other grocery stores will lighten up on the vax, I'm wondering how they will differentiate between vaxxed and non-vaxxed.

And also, if as they say one can lose their immunity after only 3 months, what's the point of getting a vax?

This has the same parameters as a cold. Now and then you get one and you get over it. Now and then you get a bad one that lays you up and other times you get barely a sniffle. What's the difference?

Can't even claim deaths because we have yet to see actual honest figures on the true death rate as they've been hyping this since it started. Last: how can the FBI arrest someone for writing stuff on a piece of paper. Where's the fraud? Who's defrauded and how are they damaged? Prove it in court. I want to see that court transcript.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 14, 2021 06:29 PM (dLws2)

304 Pink Vaccine/Pussy hats?

Could be a big seller!

Posted by: Dr. Mongo at May 14, 2021 06:30 PM (FJoyS)

305 Can I get one of those bracelets without having taken the shot? That would really simplify my decision making.

Can I get one that instead of Moderna, it says Havoline? Or maybe Don Julio?

Posted by: Wade Hampton at May 14, 2021 06:30 PM (Su9Le)

306 " I'm getting or making a fake vax passport asap."

I'm pondering getting an Official Experimental WuFlu Vaccine Control Group card.

Posted by: Dr. Mongo at May 14, 2021 06:32 PM (FJoyS)

307 Ah. I just looked it up and it's printing the seal of a government org that's the crime.

So don't print an actual real seal. Just something approximate.

Counterfeiters for years put bad seals on bills and few people notice.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 14, 2021 06:33 PM (dLws2)

308 the left is so fake.

these soy fascists are worrying about a disease that doesn't kill and floral shirts while they go about burning down cities.

and by definition, those blue cities were fascist havens, you know, since antifa's name was handed down by heaven.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 14, 2021 06:43 PM (k9FU0)

309
Repeat, landed on a comet and the big story was his shirt
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 14, 2021 05:39 PM

___________

"When the finger points to the stars, the idiot looks at the finger."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2021 06:47 PM (mht8P)

310
I think what is driving the move to Hawaiian shirts is...get this....

summer coming.

Real Science baby.

Posted by: Sapwolf at May 14, 2021 06:48 PM (XYaIc)

311 You mean we're not giving missiles to the same Israel that refused to give the iron dome source code to the US and sold US military secrets to China? When will the right realize that Israel isn't really our friend and will abandon us just as soon as we're no longer of any use to them?

This is not to say giving Palestinian terrorists money is the solution, of course. I'm just saying that we should stay out of it completely and let Israel deal with their own issues while we focus on ours instead. To sum it up:

KenWatanabeLetThemFight.gif

Posted by: johnson at May 14, 2021 06:52 PM (T3zWB)

312 I should note that Israel selling US secrets to China is not a one time occurrence, either. They've been doing this for decades, and if you think I'm lying go look up James Woolsey's testimony on it from the 90s.

Posted by: johnson at May 14, 2021 06:56 PM (T3zWB)

313 I found the best ones to copy are the examples shown by health providers. hahaha

Watch out for backgrounds as they keep you from expanding the size of the image to what you need (4x3)

couldn't find a usable back side.

And if asked I'm gonna say that this is what they sent me by email after I got the shot.

As someone mentioned they technically can't ask you for any of your medical records either verbally or printed due to HIPAA

Posted by: jakee308 at May 14, 2021 07:11 PM (dLws2)

314 ImmunaBand. By Hunter Biden Corp.

10% for the big guy.

And when did Hawaiian shirts ever go out of style.

Posted by: Cluebat at May 14, 2021 07:28 PM (ACrSG)

315 "The seasonal adjustments were a little funny in this one"

Seasonal adjustments are precisely so you can compare quarters or months on an even basis without them being skewed because of holidays or temporary spikes that don't accurately reflect long term gainful employment. (e.g. summer or christmas temp jobs)

A)These clowns think you're stupid.
B)These clowns don't know what they're talking about.
C)Both.

Definitely C.

Posted by: Stewed Hamm at May 14, 2021 07:50 PM (sXSvU)

316 They are trying to take the wind out of the sales of more revelations and public analysis to the effect that Covid was likely the inadvertent release of a Chinese Bat Lady gain-of-function virus funded by Fauci's NIH.

When fan meets shite they will pull the Hillaryesque: "Oh that's just old news. What difference does it make at this point?"

Posted by: Zek at May 14, 2021 08:21 PM (w/5KC)

317 Sails not sales. Jeez.

Posted by: Zek at May 14, 2021 08:22 PM (w/5KC)

318 "In 2017, Dr. Shi Zengli -- the "Bat Lady" herself, the woman who worried publicly that covid might be one of her own Frankenviruses -- stated in a paper that her work was being funded by Anthony Fauci's NIH/NIAID"

You can read the pepar here:
https://journals.plos.org/plospathogens/article? id=10.1371/journal.ppat.1006698
It is free to read.

Posted by: Roland F Hirsch at May 14, 2021 09:02 PM (oMkPq)

319 Hawaiian shirts have never NOT been in style.

Posted by: Baronov GrayMatter at May 15, 2021 12:55 PM (BQNyf)

320 Great for CCW in Summer

Posted by: epador at May 15, 2021 11:07 PM (lwpML)

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