Quarantine Cafe: Lady Cop Thinks She's TJ Hooker Or Something Edition

Mickey Rourke discovered Law & Order: SVU during lockdown -- after it's been on tv for like 20 years-- and you can say he's kind of a fanboi.

Mickey Rourke has discovered 'Law and Order: SVU'

"Respect to all of you ... real acting, not like [that] Marvel shit' pic.twitter.com/dHA7mpPgLF
— Culture Crave 🍿 (@CultureCrave) May 10, 2021

LOL. pic.twitter.com/WN67T7Ktc9
— SC Reviews (@SCReviewsmang) May 12, 2021

Did Disney form an alliance with China? Or Russia?

Or both?

Russia has formed a new alliance....#starwars pic.twitter.com/FUoJ4lGQbr
— SC Reviews (@SCReviewsmang) May 12, 2021

Wow, George Conway, Michael Steele, and Evan "Deadbeat" McMullin are leaving the Republican Party -- again.

Or like for the tenth time.

This is the longest of long goodbyes.
— Blake (@blake_stakes) May 13, 2021

Max Boot writes an article declaring "I am no longer a Republican" every month. Whenever he has a deadline coming up and nothing to write about. He's got a macro set up that writes 90% of the column; he just has to add the Leftwing Outrage of the Week in the introductory paragraph, and then hit "PRINT."

This franchise of endlessly threatening to leave and endlessly actually leaving has had more sequels that Friday the 13th.

JUST

GET

THE

FUCK

OUT

ALREADY.

Your threats are meaningless, and your declaration of defection is hereby...

ACCEPTED.

Now fuck off and do please die.

This woman's a good fighter. Squares up, doesn't get fazed by a sucker punch, advances relentlessly*, even delivers a front kick to a dude's chest.

Can we get her to sort out BLM/ANTIFA's "peaceful protesters"? pic.twitter.com/rWT5A40ezo
— SC Reviews (@SCReviewsmang) May 12, 2021

Yes, Steve Inman did a playcall already.

Karen vs Cop pic.twitter.com/vXLLLA1yoC
— Steve Inman (@SteveInmanUIC) May 11, 2021

* I'm not saying that always-advancing is some kind of rule in fighting. But I would say that untrained fighters do not advance this way (except when they duck down and try to tackle the opponent, you know, sloppy grappling as an instinctual default) and don't know what to do when someone keeps advancing up in their face throwing punches.

Posted by: Ace at 07:33 PM

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1 Present

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2021 06:34 PM (Cxk7w)

2 Phased?

Fazed.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 13, 2021 06:36 PM (ZSK0i)

3 Poor squirrel. I bet he was a little dizzy.
That was funny though.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2021 06:36 PM (ALf1x)

4 Scaramucci, Barbara Comstock, Bill Weld, Christine Todd Whitman, McMullin, George Conway, Joe Walsh, Mark Sanford, Max Boot, Michael Chertoff, Mike Hayden, Michael Steele, Miles Taylor

What is worthless cocksuckers Alex?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 06:36 PM (yrol0)

5 Hope that squirrel got dizzy for a hour

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2021 06:37 PM (Cxk7w)

6 Your threats are meaningless, and your declaration of defection is hereby...

ACCEPTED.

Now fuck off and do please die.

Only if they die choking on a bag of dicks.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2021 06:38 PM (ALf1x)

7 Scaramucci, Barbara Comstock, Bill Weld, Christine Todd Whitman, McMullin, George Conway, Joe Walsh, Mark Sanford, Max Boot, Michael Chertoff, Mike Hayden, Michael Steele, Miles Taylor

What are People that would sell your children to China?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 06:38 PM (yrol0)

8 I mentioned on a thread yesterday this lady cop I had lunch with yesterday. About 6 feet, gorgeous, ran a gym and was a fitness trainer before she entered the police force. She recently broke her foot doing ju jitsi or some martial arts which you do in bare feet. I would not want to get on her bad side.

That particular cop in the video looked fit as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2021 06:40 PM (k39e/)

9 Scaramucci, Barbara Comstock, Bill Weld, Christine Todd Whitman, McMullin, George Conway, Joe Walsh, Mark Sanford, Max Boot, Michael Chertoff, Mike Hayden, Michael Steele, Miles Taylor

What is shoot Max Boot 3 times with a 17 round mag Alex?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 06:41 PM (yrol0)

10 Those are the superstars and philosophers of conservatism, silly.

Posted by: Caliban at May 13, 2021 06:42 PM (HgGBT)

11 Leaving my home state of California soon.
It finally broke me.
I want revenge.

Posted by: Jake at May 13, 2021 06:42 PM (ge7+P)

12 >> I mentioned on a thread yesterday this lady cop I had lunch with yesterday. About 6 feet, gorgeous, ran a gym and was a fitness trainer before she entered the police force

This tells us nothing about her cup size.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2021 06:43 PM (LPMyb)

13 Sock it to me.

Posted by: Fat Karen at May 13, 2021 06:44 PM (v0R5T)

14 Sorry Jake.
I'm not quitting seattle.
They sure want me to. But I'm not gonna.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2021 06:44 PM (ALf1x)

15 Inman is great.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 13, 2021 06:45 PM (1L6rj)

16 I gotta disagree with Mickey a little on L and O SUV, Mariska was mildly attractive for the first few years but she always played the role as someone trying to act like a tough no-nonsense woman cop. She never grew into the role or as an actress.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 13, 2021 06:45 PM (4thlk)

17 I would not want to get on her bad side.

That particular cop in the video looked fit as well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2021 06:40 PM (k39e/)

Col. Colt made us all equal.

Posted by: clutch at May 13, 2021 06:46 PM (W4FYb)

18 21 I gotta disagree with Mickey a little on L and O SUV, Mariska was mildly attractive for the first few years but she always played the role as someone trying to act like a tough no-nonsense woman cop. She never grew into the role or as an actress.
Posted by: lowandslow at May 13, 2021 06:45 PM (4thlk)

She is the highest paid person on TV I think.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 06:46 PM (yrol0)

19 This tells us nothing about her cup size.
Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2021 06:43 PM (LPMyb)

You can ask her. I'm sure that would go over really well.

P.S. She's gay, so the sweet talk isn't gonna get you diddly squat.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2021 06:46 PM (k39e/)

20 Those Republicans are like that chick who constantly says she is going to dump you. It works maybe the first couple of times if you are young and naive (yes, sad personal experience) but then you get wise and its like, "bye bitch!"

Posted by: Mookie at May 13, 2021 06:47 PM (u+Y3T)

21 The badass cop video was pretty cool. Too bad there was no lead-in as to why she was hitting the first dude. But then the "lady" to her left took a swing at the cop and got busted in the chops in return. And I get the feeling she really wasn't done with the first dude when she went blasting out the doors after him.

Don't start nothin', won't be nothin'...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 13, 2021 06:47 PM (ZSK0i)

22 Anthony Scaramucci, Barbara Comstock, Bill Weld, Christine Todd Whitman, McMullin, George Conway, Joe Walsh, Mark Sanford, Max Boot, Michael Chertoff, Mike Hayden, Michael Steele, Miles Taylor, Max Boot, Evan McMullin....

Resignation...accepted.

(crushes all their throats with a Jedi mind pinch)

Posted by: Darth Bozo....from the dark and rainy and overcast side at May 13, 2021 06:47 PM (tjZg/)

23 Nurse, I prefer they go out choking on their own dicks.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2021 06:47 PM (ZVVrV)

24 Chasing your opponent is a very good way to get your clock cleaned.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2021 06:47 PM (Q9lwr)

25 Skip, who you voting for in the primary for PA SCOTUS?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2021 06:48 PM (IMQiW)

26 "She is the highest paid person on TV I think."

You gotta be shitt'n me.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 13, 2021 06:48 PM (4thlk)

27 Nurse, I prefer they go out choking on their own dicks.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2021 06:47 PM (ZVVrV)

Too small for that...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 13, 2021 06:48 PM (ZSK0i)

28 Heya Ben Had!
On the water taxi. It's sunny and 72 and GORGEOUS!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2021 06:49 PM (ALf1x)

29 Nothing better than watching that fat bitch get a face full of knuckles.

Cry Fatty Cry!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 13, 2021 06:49 PM (R/m4+)

30 This picture of Trump and Melania with Mar-a-Lago staff is so good:

https://tinyurl.com/fzy98dk9

Posted by: DJ at May 13, 2021 06:49 PM (O3/K+)

31 >>You can ask her. I'm sure that would go over really well.

>P.S. She's gay, so the sweet talk isn't gonna get you diddly squat

I'm up for a challenge.
The key to getting a date with a lady cop is to find a really funny crime to get caught for.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2021 06:49 PM (LPMyb)

32 You gotta be shitt'n me.
Posted by: lowandslow at May 13, 2021 06:48 PM (4thlk)

nope

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 06:50 PM (yrol0)

33 Chasing your opponent is a very good way to get your clock cleaned.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

But...how do you get your Glock cleaned?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at May 13, 2021 06:50 PM (tjZg/)

34 24 This tells us nothing about her cup size.
Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2021 06:43 PM (LPMyb)

You can ask her. I'm sure that would go over really well.

P.S. She's gay, so the sweet talk isn't gonna get you diddly squat.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2021 06:46 PM (k39e/)

Well there goes garrett's hope of talking about the various men they've both dated.

Posted by: buzzion at May 13, 2021 06:50 PM (vMCab)

35 So apparently, as reported by someone else in the previous thread, the IDF has NOT entered Gaza as of yet, just using 'Ground Troops" which you can read as artillary, to bombard Gaza

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 13, 2021 06:51 PM (85Gof)

36 Anybody that picked a fight with me in school was very surprised that I would relentlessly wear their face out.

Posted by: f'd at May 13, 2021 06:51 PM (Tnijr)

37 Advance and hit until they're on the ground or change shape

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2021 06:51 PM (sOXXq)

38 Col. Colt made us all equal.
Posted by: clutch at May 13, 2021 06:46 PM (W4FYb)

Uh, actually... I know a lot of folks who can't shoot for shit.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 13, 2021 06:51 PM (oHd/0)

39 "Jacks trap"?

That sounds like something a "transwoman" would use.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 06:52 PM (JZT2F)

40 When Mickey Rourke speaks, Rocky Balboa listens.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 13, 2021 06:52 PM (2goRJ)

41 I love the Karen getting in the face from Super Cop as she manhandles other scum.

Posted by: Blutarski at May 13, 2021 06:52 PM (nnf6G)

42 Ahhh...Mickey, its a tv show.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2021 06:52 PM (axyOa)

43 Squirrel was funny. Mickey needs spell check. Don't swing at cops, they hit back.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 13, 2021 06:53 PM (SchxB)

44 Advancing is the best way to stay inside someone's guard. Gotta be careful, though. Can't let anyone grab a hold of you and wrap you up.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2021 06:53 PM (WcAdd)

45 > Anthony Scaramucci, Barbara Comstock, Bill Weld, Christine Todd Whitman, McMullin, George Conway, Joe Walsh, Mark Sanford, Max Boot, Michael Chertoff, Mike Hayden, Michael Steele, Miles Taylor, Max Boot, Evan McMullin....

Sounds like a really bad wife-swapping party in "the Hamptons".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 06:53 PM (JZT2F)

46 Haven't looked into it yet. My township has two competing. teams for supervisors in Republicans.

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2021 06:53 PM (Cxk7w)

47 They're like a cat who can't quite vomit up that hair ball that ends up just puking on your rug.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2021 06:53 PM (cOgsy)

48 "Chasing your opponent is a very good way to get your clock cleaned. "

Once, I stopped chasing a guy to see where he went. Minutes later he came back with a car antenna he broke off of someone's vehicle. I was a painful lesson.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2021 06:53 PM (sOXXq)

49 Nurse, you got the memo that all is rock-n-roll?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2021 06:53 PM (ZVVrV)

50 Max Boot? Hahaha. Hasnt that Cuck left the gop like 15 times already?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 13, 2021 06:54 PM (XbclV)

51 Yet the CDC directs labs to only submit such tests for sequencing if they have an RT-PCR Ct value

Unvaccinated at >=40.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 06:54 PM (yrol0)

52 >> a car antenna he broke off of someone's vehicle.

Those things fucking hurt.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2021 06:54 PM (WcAdd)

53 I honestly thought most of the people on that list were dead or Democrats.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2021 06:54 PM (sOXXq)

54
Philly Police force is now going to allow out-of-town applicants. Apparently the Philly school system doesn't graduate any single person able to pass the police exam.

I hope they blame the last (R) mayor from half a century ago.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at May 13, 2021 06:54 PM (N/gDA)

55 Advancing is the best way to stay inside someone's guard. Gotta be careful, though. Can't let anyone grab a hold of you and wrap you up.

For street fighting? Grab/Wrap earns knees to the groin, followed by uppercuts, and then a sweep.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 13, 2021 06:54 PM (AxBun)

56 Ben had,
Yep. Good to go.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2021 06:55 PM (ALf1x)

57 Russia has formed a new alliance....#starwars

I really liked that one. Good 'atmosphere' to it, good scaling.

Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2021 06:55 PM (pbStR)

58 "Those things fucking hurt.
Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2021 06:54 PM (WcAdd)"

I still have the scars. I guarantee he does too. Fucker. It still makes me mad just thinking about it.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2021 06:55 PM (sOXXq)

59 Sounds like a really bad wife-swapping party in "the Hamptons".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 06:53 PM (JZT2F)

Car key bowl game I would not play

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 06:55 PM (yrol0)

60 Nurse, you got the memo that all is rock-n-roll?
Posted by: Ben Had
-----
Ben Had,
What is this rock-n-roll you speak of???

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 13, 2021 06:55 PM (UUBmN)

61 Honestly, I thought at least a third of these people were dead.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2021 06:56 PM (yQpMk)

62 You know who else was always threatening to quite the GOP?

No, not You Know Who.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2021 06:56 PM (OTzUX)

63 That guy who murdered Ashley Babbit has some comeuppance coming via some very bad juju aka karma.

Posted by: Floridachick at May 13, 2021 06:56 PM (DnWIB)

64 11 Leaving my home state of California soon.
It finally broke me.
I want revenge.
Posted by: Jake at May 13, 2021 06:42 PM (ge7+P)

Good call. But I wouldn't say that it broke you so much as that you see the bleak future and are resolved to do what's necessary.

Posted by: CppThis at May 13, 2021 06:56 PM (zcf1k)

65 Willowed: After MTG called out AOC in a hallway at Congress High School oops I mean Congress earlier today, the gals continued their confrontation on the phone later:

- "You ain't nothin' Sandy! Why you so chicken you won't debate? I know why, 'cuz I got the Constitution on my side!!"
- "Oh please bitch!! You da chicken!! Why weren't you out there with your homies on 1/6??"
- "Nuh uh!! I was out there!! Protecting your sorry sick red ass!!"
- "You the red ass bitch bitch!! I got the people on my side! Power to the people!!
- "Nuh uh!! Constitution all the way baby!"
- "Nuh uh!! Power to the people!!"
- "Nuh uh!!"
- "Nuh uh!!"
- "Nuh uh!!"
(continued for 17 more minutes)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 06:56 PM (L2ZTs)

66 Linkypoo to story at HotFart:

https://tinyurl.com/j5ed9p4b

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 06:56 PM (L2ZTs)

67 Being grabbed up is a good way for your attacker to lose an eye.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2021 06:57 PM (ZVVrV)

68 You wrap me up, you lose and ear and some/most of your cheek.

A knee to the groin works too, unless it's blocked.

You chew off a motherfuckers ear and you will have ample opportunity to knock that fucker out while he bleeds.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2021 06:57 PM (WcAdd)

69 This picture of Trump and Melania with Mar-a-Lago staff is so good:

https://tinyurl.com/fzy98dk9

Posted by: DJ at May 13, 2021 06:49 PM (O3/K+)

When Trump would come into the golf course in Sterling VA, it was like a scene out of Oceans 11. He knew the name of every employee, their families, who was doing what, their jobs and what their goals were. He is, from every person there I talked to, an awesome boss.
And he know most of the members.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2021 06:57 PM (axyOa)

70 Best hand-to-hand combat tactic is wild spinny arms!

Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2021 06:57 PM (MVjcR)

71 Of course the mass-murdering pedo is the local Republican city councilor and lay preacher. He was just framing the gay prostitutes he was actually screwing.

Posted by: law & order at May 13, 2021 06:57 PM (UHVv4)

72 Present
Posted by: Skip

Awww....you shouldn't have !

Posted by: JT at May 13, 2021 06:57 PM (arJlL)

73 Aren't all these folks too effing busy conserving conservatism or some shit like that to be breaking away?

Steele's contract at MSLSD must be coming up or something.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 13, 2021 06:57 PM (rsqz2)

74 Two sets of rules, folks...

@Breaking911 19m

BREAKING: Florida judge rules 2 deputies fired for inaction during the 2018 Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School shooting should be reinstated - with back pay. -WTSP

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 13, 2021 06:57 PM (nI1Kq)

75 I saw "Diner" for the first time the other day, and it had everybody before they were big (and/or irritating) - Mickey Rourke, Paul Reiser, Daniel Stern, Kevin Bacon, Tim Daley, and Ellen Barkin. Great soundtrack.

Barry Levinson and John Waters are directors associated with Baltimore. Anybody else?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 13, 2021 06:57 PM (Dc2NZ)

76 > Car key bowl game I would not play

"Ooopsie! Somehow we didn't invite enough women! Guess some of us are just going to have to... make do."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 06:57 PM (JZT2F)

77 MSNBC is treating the 100 Republican thing as a serious story, lol. Well it may be since 20 of them are msnbc panelists. You know hard core conservatives and such.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 13, 2021 06:57 PM (XbclV)

78 It looks like he was there with buddies, so she was aggressive to keep him and the rest off guard.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 13, 2021 06:58 PM (jOcSX)

79 Man, Rourke is an ugly f'er...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 13, 2021 06:58 PM (sFPHo)

80 Anybody who can figure that out, can kick the monkey.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 13, 2021 06:58 PM (AoSND)

81 that squirrel though

Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2021 06:58 PM (DJFLF)

82 DJ

Thanks for that link. They look happy!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2021 06:58 PM (u82oZ)

83 LOL squirrel space program training.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 13, 2021 06:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

84 "Ooopsie! Somehow we didn't invite enough women! Guess some of us are just going to have to... make do."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 06:57 PM (JZT2F)

Nah, it just means someone is getting spit-roasted.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 13, 2021 06:58 PM (jOcSX)

85 Hey garrett!
That's the ticket: go Van Gogh on the MFer. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 06:58 PM (L2ZTs)

86 70 Best hand-to-hand combat tactic is wild spinny arms!
Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2021 06:57 PM (MVjcR)

And it makes you run faster too!

Posted by: Buster Crabbe at May 13, 2021 06:58 PM (PiwSw)

87 Chief Medical Officer Tal Zaks of Moderna says that "vaccine" can change your DNA. Said this during a TED Talk in 2017

It's INFOwars.com

https://tinyurl.com/39xrnhbn

He's not the only genetic scientist that has raised this possibility and concerned over the lack of extensive testing due to the amount of time side effects might take to show up.

Oh and some pol in INDIA went live to get his "shot" to show how safe it is.

Died two days later.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 13, 2021 06:58 PM (dLws2)

88 > Barry Levinson and John Waters are directors associated with Baltimore. Anybody else?

Well, Edgar Poe (probably) got murdered there.

Poe always was way ahead of his time.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 06:58 PM (JZT2F)

89 Tucker did a really interesting 45 minutes interview with MTG. She's pretty fascinating and has more balls than any man in the GOP House.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2021 06:59 PM (sOXXq)

90 Anthony Scaramucci, Barbara Comstock, Bill Weld, Christine Todd Whitman, McMullin, George Conway, Joe Walsh, Mark Sanford, Max Boot, Michael Chertoff, Mike Hayden, Michael Steele, Miles Taylor, Max Boot, Evan McMullin....

Sounds like a really bad wife-swapping party in "the Hamptons".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 06:53 PM (JZT2F)

LOL, what a bunch of losers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 13, 2021 06:59 PM (85Gof)

91 Heya Ben Had!
On the water taxi. It's sunny and 72 and GORGEOUS!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2021 06:49 PM (ALf1x)

This is one of those beautiful days in the Pacific NW. I have tan lines!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2021 06:59 PM (axyOa)

92 I saw "Diner" for the first time the other day, and it had everybody before they were big (and/or irritating) - Mickey Rourke, Paul Reiser, Daniel Stern, Kevin Bacon, Tim Daley, and Ellen Barkin. Great soundtrack.
Barry Levinson and John Waters are directors associated with Baltimore. Anybody else?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 13, 2021 06:57 PM (Dc2NZ)

The box of popcorn scene is a classic.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 13, 2021 06:59 PM (R/m4+)

93 No go on the Vanilla Fudge 1st.
Only LP in there is an early copy of The Beat Goes On, Stevie.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2021 06:59 PM (WcAdd)

94 He who fights fair loses.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 13, 2021 06:59 PM (1L6rj)

95 The cop video. More of that please. I only hope the cop went back and arrested the scrunt.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 13, 2021 06:59 PM (AL0d+)

96 >>> Thanks for that link. They look happy!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2021 06:58 PM (u82oZ)

It makes me smile just looking at them.

Posted by: DJ at May 13, 2021 07:00 PM (O3/K+)

97 Well there goes garrett's hope of talking about the various men they've both dated.
Posted by: buzzion at May 13, 2021 06:50 PM (vMCab)

Garrett asks about cup size too.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 13, 2021 07:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

98 BTW - Inman kicks it.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 13, 2021 07:00 PM (sFPHo)

99
bat-less?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 07:00 PM (i1dPL)

100 >>He who fights fair loses.

Always strike first.

Always fight dirty.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2021 07:00 PM (WcAdd)

101 Hope that squirrel got dizzy for a hour

The spinning squirrel would make an excellent Texas Shooting Star alternative.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 13, 2021 07:00 PM (AxBun)

102 Do they make a racoon sized feeder spinner?

Posted by: DaveA at May 13, 2021 07:00 PM (FhXTo)

103 NaCly, good evening, Dearest.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2021 07:01 PM (ZVVrV)

104 74�Two sets of rules, folks...

BREAKING: Florida judge rules 2 deputies fired for inaction during the 2018 Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School shooting should be reinstated - with back pay. -WTSP

Posted by: weft cut-loop�

Like I sed. Bad juju and karma.

Posted by: Floridachick at May 13, 2021 07:01 PM (DnWIB)

105 7 Scaramucci, Barbara Comstock, Bill Weld, Christine Todd Whitman, McMullin, George Conway, Joe Walsh, Mark Sanford, Max Boot, Michael Chertoff, Mike Hayden, Michael Steele, Miles Taylor
-----------------------------------

Canoe whitewater vacation

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2021 07:01 PM (Fk2WS)

106 Leaving my home state of California soon.
It finally broke me.
I want revenge.
Posted by: Jake at May 13, 2021 06:42 PM (ge7+P)

Daughter of Diogenes #1 just crossed the Arizona border about an hour ago. No more California.
On to Texas!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2021 07:01 PM (axyOa)

107 Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales

Ace has gone squirrelly? Nyah, bro.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2021 07:01 PM (u82oZ)

108 For Fenelonspoke. Don't be a Sexist: Here are 9 Huge Advantages of a Lady Preacher. From the Babylon Bee

https://tinyurl.com/kkxjey9d

Posted by: buzzion at May 13, 2021 07:02 PM (vMCab)

109 Young Ellen Barking is the hawt in Diner. I only saw it about 3 years ago on hbo. It was meh.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 13, 2021 07:02 PM (XbclV)

110 He who fights fair loses.

Always strike first.

Always fight dirty.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2021 07:00 PM (WcAdd)

The silver medal in a fight...sucks.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2021 07:02 PM (axyOa)

111 46 Haven't looked into it yet. My township has two competing. teams for supervisors in Republicans.

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2021 06:53 PM (Cxk7w)
Skip make sure to vote on Tuesday. Important ballot initiatives.

YES

YES

NO

NO

Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2021 07:02 PM (DJFLF)

112 Daughter of Diogenes #1 just crossed the Arizona border about an hour ago. No more California.
On to Texas!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2021 07:01 PM (axyOa)

I'm hoping that I can move to Tennessee in November. There, or Texas.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 13, 2021 07:02 PM (jOcSX)

113 Barkin stupid auto fill

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 13, 2021 07:02 PM (XbclV)

114 @12 FenelonSpoke-I'd gladly chose that woman to have my back, what a great sense of awareness and presence in a situation. She definitely kept her "nuts" screwed on. Her punches to that guys head backing him up, the front kick and overhand right to that ladies head were a thing of beauty.
Not going to deny the toughness of some women that are "ride or die" or well trained like the one in the video BUT that woman is the exception not the rule. I know you already know that........even if she's a lesbian. : )

Posted by: JROD at May 13, 2021 07:02 PM (0jZnq)

115 @87

As has been said, I will not take an experimental, emergency use drug, period.

Especially when that drug is to treat an illness with a 99.97 pct recovery rate.

Except for the actual virus, everything is bullshit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2021 07:02 PM (cOgsy)

116 Leaving my home state of California soon.
It finally broke me.
I want revenge.

Welcome to exile. We don't have a lot of surfing, but we do have more than 10 rounds per magazine.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 13, 2021 07:02 PM (SchxB)

117 ...Bill Weld, Christine Todd Whitman, McMullin, George Conway, Joe Walsh, Mark Sanford, Max Boot, Michael Chertoff, Mike Hayden, Michael Steele...

I read that list and Animal House is playing in my head: "Dead. Dead! Dead!.."

Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2021 07:03 PM (CTJwJ)

118 >>> Sounds like a really bad wife-swapping party in "the Hamptons".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 06:53 PM (JZT2F)

I don't know what it's called but they have cake sitting parties now. I only know this because I knew a young photographer couple. They normally did weddings, baby photos, etc. But this gig paid really really well. To well to pass up

I guess these rich people get together and large, extremely expensive cakes are provided. Then the rich women sit on the cakes. With or without underwear. Squeezing the cake around their thighs and legs.

That's what the two photographers were paid to photograph and then they were out of there right quick. They don't know what weird eyes-wide-shut stuff followed.

freaky-deaky

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2021 07:03 PM (Fq1gB)

119 >>>Man, Rourke is an ugly f'er...<
>How is this possible? I thought he had a bunch of plastic surgery.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 13, 2021 07:03 PM (2goRJ)

120 Yeah, Barkin didn't age well, but man, she was smokin' in her prime.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 07:03 PM (JZT2F)

121 The element of surprise can never be underestimated.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2021 07:03 PM (ZVVrV)

122 Ben Had

♩ ♪ ♫ Good evening! ♩ ♫ ♬

May you continue to be blessed with glee and rapture.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2021 07:03 PM (u82oZ)

123 Anybody that picked a fight with me in school was very surprised that I would relentlessly wear their face out.
Yup. Was bullied once, much larger kid in class kept tackling me. Which wouldn't have been so bad except we were playing soccer.
After a couple of times, I finally wised up and started looking for him. One day I saw him coming, sidestepped him, got him in a good headlock and proceed to turn his face into ground beef. He left me completely alone from that day forward. Funny, that...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 13, 2021 07:03 PM (HaL55)

124 I hope they blame the last (R) mayor from half a century ago.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at May 13, 2021 06:54 PM (N/gDA)

Bernie Samuel left 1952. About 70 years ago.

Percent in poverty
24%
US
10%

Fuck you Philly

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 07:03 PM (yrol0)

125 My strategy for leaving California now is to move two days after getting the final stimmy check Sacto sends out. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 07:03 PM (L2ZTs)

126 Every time I see a squirrel balance on the telephone lines I hear the Mission: Impossible theme.

It will always be in my head now, but I'm not complaining.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 13, 2021 07:04 PM (AoSND)

127 Kinda related to leaving the GOP, I'm going on record that I won't leave my bedroom door unlocked again for you tonight, Kate Upton. And this time I really mean it.

Posted by: Minuteman at May 13, 2021 07:04 PM (OYdJD)

128 The hard winter and a den of foxes has just about wipes out the squirrel population around here. Which is as they say, too bad.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2021 07:04 PM (sOXXq)

129 The end part of the tree rat video was the best part.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 13, 2021 07:04 PM (GbPPJ)

130 I'm hoping that I can move to Tennessee in November. There, or Texas.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 13, 2021 07:02 PM (jOcSX)

Mrs D has vetoed moving to Texas...something about heat, humidity and bugs. So Idaho and Montana are back in play.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2021 07:04 PM (axyOa)

131 Always strike first.

Always fight dirty.
Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2021 07:00 PM (WcAdd)

Last fight I was in I used a 4x2 on 2 guys that did not like the new guy. 1974 I think.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 07:05 PM (yrol0)

132 If AtC and Nurse R were on each arm of Mickey Rourke, it would be like the twin towers of dating.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2021 07:05 PM (axyOa)

133 Now fuck off and do please die.

You are so polite ace!

Posted by: Infidel at May 13, 2021 07:05 PM (E0OEG)

134 120�Yeah, Barkin didn't age well, but man, she was smokin' in her prime

Isn't she a brainless lefty with a bad case of TDS?

Posted by: Floridachick at May 13, 2021 07:05 PM (DnWIB)

135 > I'm hoping that I can move to Tennessee in November. There, or Texas.

Gimme a T for Texas, a T for Tennessee.

Jimmie Rodgers, mang.

Skynyrd did a good cover of that one.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 07:06 PM (JZT2F)

136 Levinson's Tin Men is a sorta sequel to Diner and also set in Baltimore. Danny DeVito, Barbara Hershey, and Richard Dreyfuss star as siding salemen that get a little too competitive. Nice supporting cast as well.

You get a glimpse of the Diner in Tin Men but a bit of a continuity issue at the end is the peep of the St. Louis Arch as the movie had at least the closing shot from StL instead of Baltimore. Personally, I think that it is a better film and one reviewer said that the guys in Tin Men were more or less the uncles and fathers of the guys of Diner.

Posted by: whig at May 13, 2021 07:06 PM (pO7gM)

137 108

ha!

5. But sermons tend to be short because they just say "you know what you did" or give the congregation the silent treatment

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 07:06 PM (yrol0)

138 Mrs D has vetoed moving to Texas...something about heat, humidity and bugs. So Idaho and Montana are back in play.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2021 07:04 PM (axyOa)

Dad would be happy if I moved to TN since he loves Nashville. I actually would love Idaho or E Washington, since a friend of mine is planning to move to north of Seattle with her fiance, and I would be about a day's drive from both my dad and my mom. However, there's a blacksmithing school out in TN that I want to attend.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 13, 2021 07:06 PM (jOcSX)

139 > Isn't she a brainless lefty with a bad case of TDS?

I don't know. Given that she's a Hollywood actress, very likely.

Doesn't alter the fact that she was hot AF 30 years ago.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 07:07 PM (JZT2F)

140 Kinda related to leaving the GOP, I'm going on record that I won't leave my bedroom door unlocked again for you tonight, Kate Upton. And this time I really mean it.
Posted by: Minuteman at May 13, 2021 07:04 PM (OYdJD)

HAHAHAH !

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2021 07:07 PM (V13WU)

141 I guess these rich people get together and large, extremely expensive cakes are provided. Then the rich women sit on the cakes. With or without underwear. Squeezing the cake around their thighs and legs.

That's what the two photographers were paid to photograph and then they were out of there right quick. They don't know what weird eyes-wide-shut stuff followed.

freaky-deaky
Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2021 07:03 PM (Fq1gB)

3 layer dirt chute cake. Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 13, 2021 07:08 PM (1L6rj)

142 Is TJM here?

Just wanted to let 'im know, I went ahead and finally re-bought Prometheus. He convinced me to give it another chance.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 07:08 PM (L2ZTs)

143 Kinda related to leaving the GOP, I'm going on record that I won't leave my bedroom door unlocked again for you tonight, Kate Upton. And this time I really mean it.

Posted by: Minuteman at May 13, 2021 07:04 PM (OYdJD)

I'm giving Alexandra Daddario another couple of nights. I'm forgiving that way.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2021 07:08 PM (axyOa)

144 66 Linkypoo to story at HotFart:

https://tinyurl.com/j5ed9p4b
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 06:56 PM (L2ZTs)
-----------------------

That's good. For so long they've owned the get in your face territory. Trump led the way Now MTG is his pointman taking down AOC in the hall.

Go girl.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2021 07:08 PM (Fk2WS)

145 I don't recall the show T.J. Hooker. Did he throw a lot of punches too?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2021 07:08 PM (k39e/)

146 How can we miss them if they won't go away?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2021 07:08 PM (63Dwl)

147 Thanks for the recommendation, Whig. Tin Men is now at the top of my queue.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 13, 2021 07:09 PM (Dc2NZ)

148 Diogenes: I've heard great things about Boise.

Also I personally like St George Utah a lot. In Utah, but only two hours from Vegas.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 07:09 PM (L2ZTs)

149 Now MTG is his pointman taking down AOC in the hall.

I would prefer she beat her unconscious on the House floor.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2021 07:09 PM (yQpMk)

150 Personally, I have troubling un-hearing the stupid shit that comes out of the mouth of ostensibly beautiful women.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 13, 2021 07:09 PM (AoSND)

151 I would prefer she beat her unconscious on the House floor.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2021 07:09 PM (yQpMk)

Nah, just a vigorous spanking.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 13, 2021 07:10 PM (jOcSX)

152 Obviously, this lady cop is sorta like the bystander who guns down a robber and walks away. Timely and effective.

Posted by: Eromero at May 13, 2021 07:11 PM (0OP+5)

153 qdpsteve

Have friends that moved from Manhattan, Kansas to St George. They loved the move.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2021 07:12 PM (u82oZ)

154 Diogenes: I've heard great things about Boise.

Also I personally like St George Utah a lot. In Utah, but only two hours from Vegas.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 07:09 PM (L2ZTs)

I'm thinking farther north. I like the high timber country you find in the pan handle. Winters are worse, but spring, summer and fall are fantastic.
St George was a great place about 5 years ago but it has exploded with new comers. I crossed it off my list a couple years back. Even my Mormon inlaws vetoed it.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2021 07:12 PM (axyOa)

155 I'm giving Alexandra Daddario another couple of nights. I'm forgiving that way.
Posted by: Diogenes

"But this is the last time!"

Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2021 07:12 PM (ELgVT)

156 The Jimmie Rodgers original. Gangsta rappers think they were the first ones with violent lyrics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEIBmGZxAhg

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 07:12 PM (JZT2F)

157 DrVarno, yup. Things like "ugly people cause global warmening" and "socialism is awesome!". :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 07:12 PM (L2ZTs)

158 89 Majorie also survived a smear by GOPe, a historic first where the majority party removed a minority party member from cmte assignments, and weak assed support from her colleagues of the GOP in the House.

The funny thing is that she built her own fundraising on small donors and is more or less independent from the GOPe consortium that approved candidates must get their services from in order to get funded.

The lesson if you want to be independent, build your own damn support and stay away from the local, state, and party apparatus.

Posted by: whig at May 13, 2021 07:12 PM (pO7gM)

159 > Isn't she a brainless lefty with a bad case of TDS?

--

Barkin is insanely leftist. But she looked good in her day.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2021 07:13 PM (O+I8R)

160 NaCly and Diogenes, thanks for the info re St George. It just seems to me like a good choice because let's face it, most escaping blue-staters aren't gonna think of Utah as a super-doable choice. They think the entire state is a Mormon temple, and it's not (although there is the cultural factor).

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 07:13 PM (L2ZTs)

161 I better turn it off
It's almost Friday, I need a weekend

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2021 07:14 PM (Cxk7w)

162 Diogenes, Pete Bog is in Wyoming. You might check with him

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2021 07:14 PM (ZVVrV)

163 Rourke looks like he has some industrial grade silicone or something in his face. He used to be a pretty handsome guy...in a bad boy sorta way. He done gone and wrecketh his face.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2021 07:14 PM (O+I8R)

164 Dad would be happy if I moved to TN since he loves Nashville. I actually would love Idaho or E Washington, since a friend of mine is planning to move to north of Seattle with her fiance, and I would be about a day's drive from both my dad and my mom. However, there's a blacksmithing school out in TN that I want to attend.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 13, 2021 07:06 PM (jOcSX)

Unlike nurse R, Im just tired of the grey days on the West side. Spokane is nice and anywhere on the east side is far better for weather...HOWEVER...avoid the Tri-cities and the central plateau...the winds will drive you crazy.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2021 07:14 PM (axyOa)

165 If you are going to move to TN, avoid the immediate vicinity of Nashville and Memphis--they're all donked up with the usual problems. Knoxville is starting to go that way, too, though the adjacent towns aren't bad.

Posted by: CppThis at May 13, 2021 07:14 PM (zcf1k)

166 What are People that would sell your children to China?
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 06:38 PM (yrol0)

You mean, after they raped them?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2021 07:15 PM (FqOd7)

167 I've heard Nashville has gone full woke. Wouldn't surprise me if they "ask" the Grand Ole Opry to move somewhere else soon, 'cuz too many icky red-state country music fans.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 07:15 PM (L2ZTs)

168 Oh, and you really don't want Washington because Shitattle is going to drag the rest of the state down with it.

Posted by: CppThis at May 13, 2021 07:15 PM (zcf1k)

169 147, Some of the scenes in Tin Men are hilarious and they actually have DeVito as a sympathetic character against type. Dreyfuss and Hershey are great as well and disappear into their roles.
Opening credits begin with Nat King Cole singing over images of a classic Cadillac of that era with the huge tail fins.

Posted by: whig at May 13, 2021 07:16 PM (pO7gM)

170 Alexandra Daddario
Posted by: Diogenes

I'm going to be more realistic. Is Phyllis Diller divorced from Fang?

Oh. She died 8 years ago. Drats.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2021 07:16 PM (u82oZ)

171 Max Boot's performance of leaving the GOP is going to run longer then Cats did on Broadway.

Posted by: Bete at May 13, 2021 07:16 PM (NUalg)

172 Is TJM here?

Just wanted to let 'im know, I went ahead and finally re-bought Prometheus. He convinced me to give it another chance.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Did he hypnotize ya ?

Posted by: JT at May 13, 2021 07:16 PM (arJlL)

173 love the lady cop. Her Gung Fu trainer must be proud,

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 13, 2021 07:16 PM (QeenG)

174 NaCly and Diogenes, thanks for the info re St George. It just seems to me like a good choice because let's face it, most escaping blue-staters aren't gonna think of Utah as a super-doable choice. They think the entire state is a Mormon temple, and it's not (although there is the cultural factor).

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 07:13 PM (L2ZTs)

Still some good opportunities in St George...and the proximity to Vegas cannot be overlooked. But look around the area...some smaller towns may have some good buys.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2021 07:16 PM (axyOa)

175 'Nite Skip !

Posted by: JT at May 13, 2021 07:16 PM (arJlL)

176 8th grade. I was always in trouble. Constantly. Well, there was dale frankenhouse in my home room. So that meant he sat behind me and our lockers were next to each other. He harassed me all the time, in home room, at the lockers. Was a real asshoe. So I kept complaining to mom. She finally said you can only stop a bully by doing it your self. Being a girl and at the office all the time in trouble I had to think about this. He always wore his pants at his but crack. He was a fatty. One day the opportunity presented itself, or maybe it was my twisted mind.

I yelled to my gf and said watch, and I pantsed him. Big fat white ass hanging out for everyone to see. This was outdoors in Cali so tons of people saw.

Mom told me the principle called and she just laughed in his face. No more bullying.

Posted by: Infidel at May 13, 2021 07:16 PM (E0OEG)

177 In any kind of fight (even war) advancing aggressively even if a defensive reaction is always better than hunkering down.

Movement will always save more lives than retreat or defensive posture. Gives all the energy to your attacker/target.

Movement makes them keep track of you so they can then make a judgement on what action to take. Putting them in a defensive pose causes them to expend energy and thinking on that and less on aggression. Unless they are people who are well trained and are confident. Most protesters are not alpha aggressive people (except if they outnumber or out gun you and they know it).

Always keep moving and the best direction is at your enemy unless they outnumber or outgun you.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 13, 2021 07:16 PM (dLws2)

178 Diogenes, will do thanks. Good idea.

JT, apparently so :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 07:17 PM (L2ZTs)

179 love the lady cop. Her Gung Fu trainer must be proud,
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 13, 2021 07:16 PM (QeenG)

Should have thrown her pommel to rightly end them.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 13, 2021 07:17 PM (jOcSX)

180 > I would prefer she beat her unconscious on the House floor.

Remember the good old days when Congresscritters used to do shit like thrash each other with canes and fight duels and such?

Old ways are best ways.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 07:17 PM (JZT2F)

181 If I ever get my trailer, I am thinking about just traveling for awhile. I can set up SD as my residence, change everything over and check some states out.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 13, 2021 07:18 PM (5HBd1)

182 Obviously, this lady cop is sorta like the bystander who guns down a robber and walks away. Timely and effective.
And fast, too. Did you see how fast she moved out the doors to run after the original guy she appeared to be after?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 13, 2021 07:18 PM (HaL55)

183 I also got a copy of The Karate Kid.

"Wax Cafe on, wax Cafe off..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 07:18 PM (L2ZTs)

184 In any kind of fight (even war) advancing aggressively even if a defensive reaction is always better than hunkering down.

Movement will always save more lives than retreat or defensive posture. Gives all the energy to your attacker/target.

Attack into the ambush. Get inside their OODA loop.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 13, 2021 07:18 PM (jOcSX)

185 What is worthless cocksuckers Alex?
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 06:36 PM (yrol0)

Even a c*cksucker has value.

These folks have the value of whale shit.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 13, 2021 07:19 PM (dLws2)

186 I hated the weather in Spokane. Just awful to have cloudy weather in the winter. And the two winters I spent there were cold.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 13, 2021 07:19 PM (5HBd1)

187 Is Phyllis Diller divorced from Fang?

--

Fang! LOL, talk about a blast from the past.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2021 07:19 PM (O+I8R)

188 And fast, too. Did you see how fast she moved out the doors to run after the original guy she appeared to be after?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 13, 2021 07:18 PM (HaL55)

Looks like there was a bouncer dragging a guy out the doors as well. My guess is that a group got rowdy and decided to resist, and it was on like Donkey Kong.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 13, 2021 07:19 PM (jOcSX)

189 Just wanted to let 'im know, I went ahead and finally re-bought Prometheus. He convinced me to give it another chance.
Posted by: qdpsteve

*TJM slowly unwinds thumbscrews*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 13, 2021 07:19 PM (Dc2NZ)

190 I like how she grabs the left wrist and then "WHAM!"

Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2021 07:20 PM (1vynn)

191 You mean, after they raped them?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2021 07:15 PM (FqOd7)

Needle dick bug fucker Chinese need virgin assholes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 07:20 PM (yrol0)

192 All Hail Eris, hey at least it's one of the best comedies to come out in quite some time. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 07:20 PM (L2ZTs)

193 Personally, I have troubling un-hearing the stupid shit that comes out of the mouth of ostensibly beautiful women.

==

Q : Beautiful and stupid or plain and clever ?
A: Beautiful and clever !

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2021 07:21 PM (V13WU)

194 Prometheus is a shitty movie.

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 07:21 PM (Ia2T7)

195 Can you imagine if MTG and AOC actually dueled?

MTG would defeat AOC while the latter is still asking which end of the gun ejects the bullet.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 07:21 PM (L2ZTs)

196 185 What is worthless cocksuckers Alex?
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 06:36 PM (yrol0)
Even a c*cksucker has value.
These folks have the value of whale shit.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 13, 2021 07:19 PM (dLws2)

Good thing you didn't say whale vomit.

Posted by: buzzion at May 13, 2021 07:22 PM (vMCab)

197 SMH, we shall see.
If I still don't like it the second time, maybe I'll auction it off here for pennies. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 07:22 PM (L2ZTs)

198 Look out! The WSJ angered Mona Charen . . .

Mona Charen
@monacharen
The editorial is soiled by this ugly line: "But if she becomes the pet rock of the Lincoln Project and Washington Post, she'll quickly lose whatever influence she has in the GOP." Do better WSJ.

-
Ehh. Pet rock > cowpie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2021 07:22 PM (VVEnO)

199 Hey! SMH, How's the foal?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2021 07:22 PM (ZVVrV)

200 Prometheus is the mindkiller.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 13, 2021 07:22 PM (Dc2NZ)

201 It's a shitty movie in my opinion.

You watching it a second time will not change my mind.

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 07:22 PM (Ia2T7)

202 Is TJM here?

Just wanted to let 'im know, I went ahead and finally re-bought Prometheus. He convinced me to give it another chance.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 07:08 PM (L2ZTs)

why in the name of all holy, would you listen to that man ?

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2021 07:23 PM (V13WU)

203 Colorado Alex @ 184- Now this is standard procedure, get out of the kill zone.

Posted by: Eromero at May 13, 2021 07:23 PM (0OP+5)

204 Fully vaccinated can go outside.

now do that with HIV
now do that with HPV
now do that with Herpes

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 07:23 PM (yrol0)

205 What's squares up mean? I guess I should practice it, whatever it is.

Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2021 07:23 PM (Ed8Zd)

206 180 Rodrigo, Not only canes but shooting irons as well. There are still bloodstains on the steps going to the house viewing and press galleries from the chamber level on the East side. Former congress critter Taulbee was shot by a reporter after some previous altercations and bad blood.

Posted by: whig at May 13, 2021 07:23 PM (pO7gM)

207 In fairness, there's a few "bad movies" I want in my collection.

I've been wanting Howard The Duck forever, and I already have both Ishtar and Sucker Punch.

Something tells me that sometimes, bad flicks can be learned from as well as great flicks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 07:23 PM (L2ZTs)

208 Ben Had, I guess he's okay.

Haven't heard otherwise.

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 07:23 PM (Ia2T7)

209 runner: 'cuz TJM was nice to me, all right?! And I like him back because of that. IS THAT SO WRONG???!!!!???

Posted by: qdpsteve, running away weeping at May 13, 2021 07:24 PM (L2ZTs)

210 Was gonna go see them this weekend, but hubs has side work to do.

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 07:24 PM (Ia2T7)

211 However, there's a blacksmithing school out in TN that I want to attend.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 13, 2021 07:06 PM (jOcSX)

Have you checked these guys out?

https://classes.folkschool.org/Browse.aspx?sub=Blacksmithing

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 13, 2021 07:24 PM (PiwSw)

212 Sucker Punch is a good bad movie!

Prometheus and Covenant are franchise destroyers.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 13, 2021 07:24 PM (Dc2NZ)

213 > Mona Charen

Speaking of women that were hot many decades ago.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2021 07:25 PM (JZT2F)

214 Pet Rock I wish I could write code so every search for Liz Cunt came up Pet Rock.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 07:25 PM (yrol0)

215 182 Obviously, this lady cop is sorta like the bystander who guns down a robber and walks away. Timely and effective.
And fast, too. Did you see how fast she moved out the doors to run after the original guy she appeared to be after?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 13, 2021 07:18 PM (HaL55)

she had some nice MMA moves, that's for sure!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2021 07:25 PM (trdmm)

216 195 qpdsteve, MTG owned fitness and weight training centers and apparently used them. AOC was a bartender. You make the call.

Posted by: whig at May 13, 2021 07:25 PM (pO7gM)

217 I always hated the idea that some victims were more special than others for whatever reason. Since all the cases I saw, not many, were sex crimes, maybe "special" is a euphemism. Since all the cases I saw were sex crimes I stopped watching pretty quickly as I don't need to voluntarily ingest, and remember forever (stupid brain that remembers stuff I hate most), that sort of stuff.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 13, 2021 07:25 PM (1lKRm)

218 I too left my home state. Haven't regretted doing so. I love everyone in Alabama like a brother or a sister (DON'T do it) but I'll never go back. It's a real nice place to be from and I have many fond memories of growing up there that I cherish. But anymore, no.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 13, 2021 07:25 PM (HaL55)

219 At one time the purpose of shitty movies was to be a place where teenager could make out.

What's the point nowadays?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 13, 2021 07:25 PM (AoSND)

220 All Hail Eris, exactly.
I have a strong hunch that Sucker Punch is one of these films that will eventually be "re-evaluated," just like Heaven's Gate, and retroactively declared a near-masterpiece.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 07:25 PM (L2ZTs)

221 �I hated the weather in Spokane. Just awful to have cloudy weather in the winter. And the two winters I spent there were cold.

Posted by:�Notsothoreau - look forward�at May 13, 2021 07:19 PM (5HBd1)

And you're moving to SD?

Posted by: I mean at May 13, 2021 07:26 PM (HpBcU)

222 Obviously, this lady cop is sorta like the bystander who guns down a robber and walks away. Timely and effective.

-
Dirty Harriet or Clit Eastwood.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2021 07:26 PM (VVEnO)

223 I have Heaven's Gate too, btw.
Something about watching Michael Cimino implode is quite entertaining.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 07:26 PM (L2ZTs)

224 I learned by observation in bars many moons ago, not to fuck with anyone who was ever trained to box. 1 or 2 punches is all it takes.

Posted by: dartist at May 13, 2021 07:26 PM (+ya+t)

225 whig, would explain why AOC has to wear such heavy makeup lately. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 07:26 PM (L2ZTs)

226 SMH, just a piece of info to pass along. I'm guessing they are going to geld him. The best time is at 3months while he is still nursing. It has NO effect on their growth.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2021 07:27 PM (ZVVrV)

227 213 Mona never really exhibited any kind of original thinking in her columns in the past but wrote pap that was standard GOPe type in her opinion columns. Syndicated opinion columnists are seldom worth reading or they would not be syndicated in the first place.

Posted by: whig at May 13, 2021 07:28 PM (pO7gM)

228 Oh, and I got Ricky Nelson's greatest hits CD.
I'm hip and with it!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 07:28 PM (L2ZTs)

229 I got nooded but 18% of all Maricopa ballots invalid. Count in system exceed physical ballot by 18%. About 200k ot 400k.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 07:28 PM (yrol0)

230 I learned by observation in bars many moons ago, not to fuck with anyone who was ever trained to box. 1 or 2 punches is all it takes.
Posted by: dartist

Or a lady biker bartender with a carry license. That was one hell of a bday.

Posted by: Infidel at May 13, 2021 07:29 PM (E0OEG)

231 225 qdpsteve, I saw what you did there. Well played.

Posted by: whig at May 13, 2021 07:29 PM (pO7gM)

232 What's squares up mean? I guess I should practice it, whatever it is.
I understand it as a term from the sport of boxing. It's facing your opponent equally with your shoulders, looking at him or her, and becoming more stable by putting one foot somewhat in front of the other. From this stance all offense takes place.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 13, 2021 07:29 PM (HaL55)

233 whig, thanks. I'm the kind of guy who notices those things...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 07:30 PM (L2ZTs)

234 Prometheus? Meh. It's no Battlefield Earth...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 13, 2021 07:31 PM (PiwSw)

235 If AtC and Nurse R were on each arm of Mickey Rourke, it would be like the twin towers of dating.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2021 07:05 PM (axyOa)

Considering Rourke has vowed to give Trump "the left hook from hell" if he ever meets him in person,

I'd expect AtC and Nurse to give him roundhouse kicks to the balls.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 13, 2021 07:31 PM (F0YaR)

236 234 qdpsteve, Noticing is the first stage of scientific observation after all.

Posted by: whig at May 13, 2021 07:31 PM (pO7gM)

237 All Hail Eris, exactly.
I have a strong hunch that Sucker Punch is one of these films that will eventually be "re-evaluated," just like Heaven's Gate, and retroactively declared a near-masterpiece.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 07:25 PM (L2ZTs)

I agree. A strange movie that switched back-and-forth between reality and fantasy, but I found it to be interesting.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 13, 2021 07:31 PM (pJWtt)

238 >>> I learned by observation in bars many moons ago, not to fuck with anyone who was ever trained to box. 1 or 2 punches is all it takes.
Posted by: dartist at May 13, 2021 07:26 PM (+ya+t)

======

All my HS buddies were HS/college wrestlers. I've watched them take down guys bigger and beat the living crap out of you before you knew what's what.

Posted by: Swingin' for the down: Now fortified with Remdemsivir at May 13, 2021 07:31 PM (H7jex)

239 Mapes, that's a movie that's on my never-see list. I refuse to have anything to do with the cult of Hubbard.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 07:32 PM (L2ZTs)

240 OTOH, I do also plan to get a copy of GalaxyQuest soon, which I learned here is the ultimate Trek film.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 07:32 PM (L2ZTs)

241 Fix nic

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs: Now fortified with Remdemsivir at May 13, 2021 07:32 PM (H7jex)

242 I'm going into every store I can possibly find tonight without a mask. First one I went to was Walmart, guy walks up to me and says sir sir I say what and I look and he has no mask either, Huge grin on his face.

Young guy 20s. P.O.C. It's great to see your face, he says. Gives me a fist bump and I say, yours too.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 13, 2021 07:33 PM (qqLPW)

243 I like solar
but slaves
Well its solar
but slaves
OO OO Solar
Its Chinese Slave
Solar

Posted by: J Kerry at May 13, 2021 07:33 PM (yrol0)

244 I would be domiciling in SD. I probably won't try and spend the winter there. But it's not an issue with cold winters. It's an issue with cold, grey winters. It wasn't bad when the sun was out.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 13, 2021 07:34 PM (5HBd1)

245 OTOH, overpraised films?

Granted I'm biased because I HATE Sasha Baron Cohen, but I have a hunch that 30 years from now "Borat" will be considered much like "It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World:" a strange curiosity and product of its times, but not much else.

I do have "Bruno" however. From what I've read it's the only time SBC ever went against his fellow lefty homies.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 07:34 PM (L2ZTs)

246 229 I got nooded but 18% of all Maricopa ballots invalid. Count in system exceed physical ballot by 18%. About 200k ot 400k.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 07:28 PM (yrol0)
-------------

18%- that seems, um, significant unless, of course, your Liz Cheney.

Posted by: WisRich at May 13, 2021 07:35 PM (LalK6)

247
There are trilobites younger than these 150 prominent Republicans.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2021 07:35 PM (mht8P)

248 OTOH, I do also plan to get a copy of GalaxyQuest soon, which I learned here is the ultimate Trek film.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 07:32 PM (L2ZTs)

Oh, yeah! Definitely the best Trek film.

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at May 13, 2021 07:35 PM (V3EEC)

249 she's hot, bet she is fun in bed too

Posted by: confederatefifth at May 13, 2021 07:36 PM (3qVqc)

250 For Sherlock Holmes fans, a funny off beat movie with an excellent cast is Without a Clue done in the mid 80's with Michael Caine playing Holmes and Ben Kingsley playing Watson.

The comic reversal is that 'Holmes' is actually a bad actor hired by Ben Kingsley to play the role of frontman after Watson's writing a Study in Scarlet took off. Caine is hilarious and Kingsley is good as the straight man exasperated beyond belief with 'Holmes" as he takes on Moriarty (Paul Freeman) and competes with clueless Scotland Yard Detective Lestrade (Jeffrey Jones) to solve the crime. Good overall supporting cast as well.

Posted by: whig at May 13, 2021 07:36 PM (pO7gM)

251 I thought Sucker Punch was alot of fun. A rare quality in movies these days.

Posted by: Revenant at May 13, 2021 07:36 PM (1JtC2)

252 south dakota, cold and boring or hot and boring

Posted by: confederatefifth at May 13, 2021 07:36 PM (3qVqc)

253 /psOq

raykon in da house

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2021 07:37 PM (FqOd7)

254 Yeah, Barkin didn't age well, but man, she was smokin' in her prime.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Did you ever see her and Al Pacino in "Sea of Love"?

Pretty good, and she was hot in that, too.

Raving, obnoxious leftist, but ....she was hot. Not no more, though.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at May 13, 2021 07:37 PM (tjZg/)

255 Expelling California from the union, what would that do for our budget?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 13, 2021 07:37 PM (ybIRR)

256 Sacha Bunghole Cohen Should be whipped with a car antenna when seen in public.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 13, 2021 07:37 PM (1L6rj)

257 William Millikan was Governor of Michigan after Pierre DeLecto's dad, and made a post-office career of being the media's favorite "conscience" every two years as he endorsed Democrats, ripped Republicans and showed up a state conventions because of his courage.

Sort of the mold for these creatures, except he was elected and not just a revered "thought leader".

His resting place is on Mackinac Island if you ever have the time to stop by and piss on it.

Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2021 07:37 PM (irGjy)

258 "OTOH, I do also plan to get a copy of GalaxyQuest soon, which I learned here is the ultimate Trek film.""

Fun, fun movie. Best Trek movie there is.

Posted by: Tuna at May 13, 2021 07:38 PM (gLRfa)

259
The best part of the redundant fake Republican flouncing letter was one of the 150 signees was Arlen Specter.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 07:38 PM (i1dPL)

260 All my HS buddies were HS/college wrestlers. I've watched them take
down guys bigger and beat the living crap out of you before you knew
what's what.
-----------
Yep, had a buddy that could flip you on your back until you quit.

Posted by: dartist at May 13, 2021 07:39 PM (+ya+t)

261 qdpsteve, another vote for GalaxyQuest as the best movie about the Star Trek franchise and its fans along with an excellent composite of Star Trek plots and story tropes.

Posted by: whig at May 13, 2021 07:39 PM (pO7gM)

262 Xiden is like the crew in Galaxy Quest, just a show. No real war.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 13, 2021 07:39 PM (QeenG)

263 249
There are trilobites younger than these 150 prominent Republicans.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2021 07:35 PM (mht8P)

The Trouble with Trilobites

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 07:40 PM (yrol0)

264 I have a strong hunch that Sucker Punch is one of these films that will eventually be "re-evaluated," just like Heaven's Gate, and retroactively declared a near-masterpiece.
Posted by: qdpsteve

"Heaven's Gate" is actually a really good movie, but it is too long to watch in one sitting. It should be broken up in three parts, at least. And cut.
There is a lot of great cinematography in it, and there is actually a pretty good story in there, but it is so long and derivative, that you lose track of what's going on.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at May 13, 2021 07:40 PM (tjZg/)

265 Has anyone ever considered doing a remake of Star Trek, but outside of the sci-fi genre?

I wonder if some of those episodes could be retrofitted to a classic western mode. Mr Spock could become Chief Spock... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 07:40 PM (L2ZTs)

266 the thing is is even a shitty boxer has a shit more experience than somebody that has never bxed

Posted by: confederatefifth at May 13, 2021 07:40 PM (3qVqc)

267 Has anyone ever considered doing a remake of Star Trek, but outside of the sci-fi genre?

what do you think dallas was?

Posted by: confederatefifth at May 13, 2021 07:41 PM (3qVqc)

268 The best part of the redundant fake Republican flouncing letter was one of the 150 signees was Arlen Specter.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 07:38 PM (i1dPL)

Hasn't he been dead since the last dinosaurs stalked the Earth?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2021 07:41 PM (FqOd7)

269 Arlen Specter. There's a blast from the past.

Posted by: Infidel at May 13, 2021 07:41 PM (E0OEG)

270 "qdpsteve, another vote for GalaxyQuest as the best movie about the Star Trek franchise and its fans along with an excellent composite of Star Trek plots and story tropes."

Absolutely perfect casting too.

Posted by: Tuna at May 13, 2021 07:41 PM (gLRfa)

271 There are trilobites younger than these 150 prominent Republicans.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Smarter, too.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2021 07:41 PM (VVEnO)

272 Bozo, that's what I keep reading, that Heaven's Gate was just too ambitious (and, Cimino's train of thought too wildly wandering) to work as a movie, but if it was done today as a limited Netflix series, it could work. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 07:42 PM (L2ZTs)

273
Hasn't he been dead since the last dinosaurs stalked the Earth?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Are you questioning the veracity of his signature??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 07:42 PM (i1dPL)

274 c5, LOL. JR was Kirk??

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 07:42 PM (L2ZTs)

275 Ohio woman hit in face with 10-pound log of prepackaged meat during fight at Walmart

Sorry maam

Waves dick around

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 07:43 PM (yrol0)

276 .the winds will drive you crazy.
Posted by: Diogenes

Spent no time on Whidbey?

Posted by: MkY (Lost my AR) at May 13, 2021 07:43 PM (Foq6I)

277 HS buddies were HS/college wrestlers. I've watched them take
down guys bigt and beat the living crap out of you before you knew
what's what.
-----------

yeah those wrestlrs, they are kind of similar to bxers except they wear women's swimwear and feel each other up in before of a crowd.

Posted by: confederatefifth at May 13, 2021 07:43 PM (3qVqc)

278 Everyone, thanks for all the recommendations of GalaxyQuest. I'll put it high atop my to-get list.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 07:43 PM (L2ZTs)

279 If you live full time in an RV, you need to set up a residency in a state, so you can get driver's license, license vehicles, etc. The three easiest states to do this are TX, FL and SD. You have to stay in SD one day and have a local mail forwarding address to do this. (I think you have to be in the state 90 days to get a CC permit.)

TX has vehicle safety inspections, where you do actually have to be in the state to complete. There are a couple of drawbacks with FL. I'm still researching this. But you can save big dollars, when you register your RV and vehicle, when you go this route.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 13, 2021 07:43 PM (5HBd1)

280 JR was Kirk??
Posted by: qdpsteve

yes

Posted by: confederatefifth at May 13, 2021 07:43 PM (3qVqc)

281 Are you questioning the veracity of his signature??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 07:42 PM (i1dPL)

Well, I am sure it was a genuine rubber stamp.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2021 07:44 PM (FqOd7)

282 I like how Karen's husband wanted none of that, and I suspect he was secretly delighted. Being with a Karen at a restaurant is one of the most soul-destroying experiences in life.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 13, 2021 07:44 PM (HmZuC)

283 Failed Palestinian Rockets Destroyed Electricity In Gaza And Killed 17 Palestinians

-
Larry, Mohammad, and Curly.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2021 07:44 PM (VVEnO)

284
Also signing the declaration

John C. Fremont
Simon Cameron
Nelson Aldrich
Thomas Reed
Schuyler Colfax

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2021 07:44 PM (mht8P)

285 268- Star Trek already is a western in space. Literally how Roddenberry pitched it.

Posted by: Bete at May 13, 2021 07:44 PM (NUalg)

286 Per WZ: Hamas rocket fell short of target, killing 17 Palestinian civilians. Also, cut power to 250,000.

Heh.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 13, 2021 07:44 PM (1L6rj)

287
Also signed the letter:

John McCain
George and Barbara Bush
Nancy Reagan
and Barry Goldwater

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 07:44 PM (i1dPL)

288 283 JR was Kirk??
Posted by: qdpsteve

yes
Posted by: confederate
fifth at May 13, 2021 07:43 PM (3qVqc)

Never watch 1 second of D

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 07:45 PM (yrol0)

289 Bete, I forgot about that. I'd bet someone tries to remake it in that format eventually then. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 07:45 PM (L2ZTs)

290 -
Dirty Harriet or Clit Eastwood.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2021 07:26 PM (VVEnO)
--------------------------------------------

Think he's talking about that Brazilian guy standing at the register when a robber pulls his gun on the cashier.

While this is going on the Brazilian guy calmly pulls out his pistol and shoot the robber three times then one more for good measure.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2021 07:45 PM (Fk2WS)

291 291
Also signed the letter:

John McCain
George and Barbara Bush
Nancy Reagan
and Barry Goldwater
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 07:44 PM (i1dPL)

Today Satans fuckings were a little moar gentle

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 07:46 PM (yrol0)

292 >>>Arlen Specter.

Wow, pulling out the big guns, eh?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 13, 2021 07:46 PM (HmZuC)

293 Has anyone ever considered doing a remake of Star Trek, but outside of the sci-fi genre?

I wonder if some of those episodes could be retrofitted to a classic western mode. Mr Spock could become Chief Spock... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve

Before Star Trek, Roddenberry used to write for "Have Gun, Will Travel", which was a Western anthology which revolved around Paladin, Soldier of Fortune, based in San Francisco (Richard Boone).
A lot of people on Star Trek showed up in "Have Gun, Will Travel". DeForest Kelly in particular was in a lot of Westerns.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at May 13, 2021 07:47 PM (tjZg/)

294 Galaxy Quest is an amazing movie, whether or not you're a Trek fan...

Posted by: Nova local at May 13, 2021 07:47 PM (b1h2x)

295 Dam it Jim, I'm a doctor not a gun man. Set pistols to the, fuck you, setting.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 13, 2021 07:47 PM (QeenG)

296 >>Per WZ: Hamas rocket fell short of target, killing 17 Palestinian civilians. Also, cut power to 250,000.

They invented the concept of '0', though...

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2021 07:47 PM (OfrJF)

297
re: kickboxing copette

None of you noticed they're all speaking Spanish.

That took place outside the US, seems like.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 07:47 PM (i1dPL)

298 Fun, fun movie. Best Trek movie there is.

Seconded con mucho gusto.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 13, 2021 07:47 PM (HaL55)

299 I signed.

Posted by: Richard Lugar (Zombie, R at May 13, 2021 07:47 PM (HmZuC)

300 A lot of people on Star Trek showed up in "Have Gun, Will Travel". DeForest Kelly in particular was in a lot of Westerns.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at May 13, 2021 07:47 PM (tjZg/)

Dammit Jim I am a western actor not a Doctor.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 07:48 PM (yrol0)

301 Ohio woman hit in face with 10-pound log of prepackaged meat during fight at Walmart

I got 'cher 10# log of meat right here!!

*grabs crotch*

Posted by: Tonypete at May 13, 2021 07:48 PM (Rvt88)

302
Is Dick Lugar mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 07:48 PM (i1dPL)

303 John C. Fremont was the first Republican to run for President, in 1856.
He was a bit of a nut, but I think he would have liked Donald Trump.

But...what about Harold Stassen? What would he have done?

What would Harold do?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at May 13, 2021 07:50 PM (tjZg/)

304 >>>DeForest Kelly in particular was in a lot of Westerns.

To be fair, it was hard to be an actor on TV in the '50s, and not be in a fair share of Westerns.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 13, 2021 07:50 PM (HmZuC)

305 That took place outside the US, seems like.

Did notice. But that could've just as easily been here near stately Casa Backwardio as well.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 13, 2021 07:50 PM (HaL55)

306 I was friends with a guy that was dating a woman security guard. she thought she was a ninja. she was always jumping guys from behind around the apartment to show how bad she was and that she was as tough as a guy.

when she jumped his roommate he instictively tossed her over his shoulder and she hit the couch, kind of, hard.

she was furious, hit him in the face and he gave her the same thing that the bitch in the vid got.

she was not jumping everybody after that.

Posted by: confederatefifth at May 13, 2021 07:50 PM (3qVqc)

307 ha!

HES VACCINATED AND ASYMPTOMATIC: HBOs Real Time With Bill Maher Canceled This Week After Host Tests Positive For Covid-19.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 07:50 PM (yrol0)

308 Just ordered Galaxy Quest.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 13, 2021 07:50 PM (L2ZTs)

309
You want a real close comparison to Star Trek?

Twelve O'Clock High

Same actors. Same music, even.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 07:51 PM (i1dPL)

310 >>>Is Dick Lugar mort?

2019.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 13, 2021 07:51 PM (HmZuC)

311 Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 13, 2021 07:43 PM (5HBd1)

NST, can you please post a How-To Manual when you have finished your research.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 13, 2021 07:51 PM (hOUT3)

312 Arlen Specter. There's a blast from the past.

Posted by: Infidel at May 13, 2021 07:41 PM

Yeah, he was a solid (D) but as head of Foreign Relations or some such high title he warned us about China 20 plus years ago. He said we'd lose control, and we did.

So, I'm not gonna piss on him. Too much. Gotta save the torrent for Hanoi Jane.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at May 13, 2021 07:51 PM (N/gDA)

313 Personally, I have troubling un-hearing the stupid shit that comes out of the mouth of ostensibly beautiful women.

They talk???

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2021 07:51 PM (axyOa)

314 313
You want a real close comparison to Star Trek?

Twelve O'Clock High

Same actors. Same music, even.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 07:51 PM (i1dPL)
--

Do they battle with the lirpa and the ahn-woon?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 13, 2021 07:52 PM (Dc2NZ)

315
I never watched any of the Magnificent Sevens.

The blu-rays for the "collection" of the 4? movies are available on ebay for less than $20.

What say yous?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 07:52 PM (i1dPL)

316 Mr Spock could become Chief Spock...

-
Live long and kill many buffalo.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2021 07:52 PM (VVEnO)

317 un-hearing the stupid shit that comes out of the mouth of ostensibly beautiful women

you need to reread the instructins

Posted by: confederatefifth at May 13, 2021 07:52 PM (3qVqc)

318 None of you noticed they're all speaking Spanish.

That took place outside the US, seems like.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 07:47 PM (i1dPL)
Ain't been in the Southwest, have you?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 13, 2021 07:53 PM (7bRMQ)

319 DeForrest Kelly was in many made for the big screen westerns. Mostly B movies. Always in the bad gang with Jack Elam.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2021 07:53 PM (Fk2WS)

320 want to tell you the truth, not sure why i like tits.

testing
Posted by: T

yours or in generl?

Posted by: confederatefifth at May 13, 2021 07:53 PM (3qVqc)

321 Bill Mahar is hoping that the covid will clear out the herpes and hepatitis.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 13, 2021 07:53 PM (ybIRR)

322
Personally, I have troubling un-hearing the stupid shit that comes out of the mouth of ostensibly beautiful women.

___________

I always debark them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2021 07:53 PM (mht8P)

323 Larry, Mohammad, and Curly.

"See that guy over there? He's doing the work of three men!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 13, 2021 07:54 PM (HaL55)

324 McMullin, French, and the rest of CuckCo are basically like a cargo cult.

Being the reflexive liberals they actually are, *of course* NeverTrump, well, NeverTrumped. They saw this guy who wasn't part of their grift horning in on their turf, and naturally despised him for it, like old crack whores defending a corner, and they stated their hatred for him in many venues.

And then he won the nomination, anyway, and really pissed them off. So they started saying "oh, woe is me, and the Republic, and decency, and I may just HAVE TO LEAVE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY!!!" And... it rained manna from heaven. These sad sacks of flab and failure who nobody ever liked were suddenly being feted in the media and paid handsomely by the lefties they secretly adored.

But now, Trump's been defeated, the circus has left town, and they stand their shouting "I may just HAVE TO LEAVE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY!!!" over and over again, hoping their incantation will make more manna rain down.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2021 07:54 PM (Uh2oA)

325 >>>Mr Spock could become Chief Spock...

"Let us smoke the peace pipe, Redshirt-Eaten-By-Bear."

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 13, 2021 07:54 PM (HmZuC)

326
Question: why are teh vaccinated still taking tests??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 07:54 PM (i1dPL)

327 LOL, "zombie Karen on bath salts".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 13, 2021 07:54 PM (Dc2NZ)

328 Is Dick Lugar mort?

2019.
Posted by: Citizen Cake

Well, actually long ago, but he finally laid down in 2019, and then they threw some dirt on him.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at May 13, 2021 07:55 PM (tjZg/)

329 I find that illogical, Two Dogs Fucking.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 13, 2021 07:55 PM (1L6rj)

330 I'll put something together.
https://www.americasmailbox.com/
is in SD and has some good info on how it works. I've seen several You Tube videos from folks that have gone that route. There's also some info on the Escapees website (which is a group for Rvers like the Good Sam Club).

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 13, 2021 07:55 PM (5HBd1)

331 Gotta save the torrent for Hanoi Jane.
Posted by: Bill from Attainde

I hate that bitch.

*head explodes*

Posted by: Infidel at May 13, 2021 07:55 PM (E0OEG)

332 Which is funny because I watched Mickey Rourke play a Roman General in a movie called The Legion, and it was very possibly the worst performance of a leading man in Hollywood history.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2021 07:56 PM (qCFo7)

333 WOuld be pretty ironic if France was the last Western country standing...

@Breaking911 22m

BREAKING: France has banned gender-neutral words from being used in schools, says they're "harmful" to the French language & culture - News18

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 13, 2021 07:56 PM (nI1Kq)

334
They will never admit the Tests for the chinese virus was not reliable.

They will never admit the "death toll" from the chinese virus is bogus.

The Big Lie.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 07:56 PM (i1dPL)

335 311 ha!

HES VACCINATED AND ASYMPTOMATIC: HBOs Real Time With Bill Maher Canceled This Week After Host Tests Positive For Covid-19.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 07:50 PM (yrol0)

Shocked he hasn't caught AIDS tbh.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 13, 2021 07:57 PM (KkcCI)

336 1) We are not on Colonial pipe
2) We have not gasoline shortages
3) Dick sucking muther fucking idiots bought up all the gas grill tank refills from store

Green is people!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 07:57 PM (yrol0)

337 None of you noticed they're all speaking Spanish.
That took place outside the US, seems like.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 07:47 PM (i1dPL)
Ain't been in the Southwest, have you?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 13, 2021 07:53 PM (7bRMQ)

Coming soon to an inner city near you, very near you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 13, 2021 07:57 PM (hOUT3)

338 I toast my Negra Modelo to lady badass cop. Cheers!

Posted by: chango lot at May 13, 2021 07:57 PM (g741k)

339 Personally, I have troubling un-hearing the stupid shit that comes out of the mouth of ostensibly beautiful women.

From the 50s, Lollipop by the Chordettes.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 13, 2021 07:57 PM (QeenG)

340 270 Has anyone ever considered doing a remake of Star Trek, but outside of the sci-fi genre?

Isn't that what T.J. Hooker was?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 13, 2021 07:57 PM (vuisn)

341 Almost ONT...Yay!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 13, 2021 07:57 PM (sFPHo)

342 >>>I watched Mickey Rourke play a Roman General in a movie called The Legion, and it was very possibly the worst performance of a leading man in Hollywood history.

Hello!

Posted by: John Wayne in "The Conqueror" at May 13, 2021 07:57 PM (HmZuC)

343
Do they battle with the lirpa and the ahn-woon?
Posted by: All Hail Eris

If by lirpa you mean krauts, and by ahn-woo you mean japs, then yes.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 07:58 PM (i1dPL)

344 Cuck Inc. is just another version of John MCplanecrash and his dirty failed love affair with the Gray Lady

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 13, 2021 07:58 PM (/6GbT)

345 Shocked he hasn't caught AIDS tbh.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 13, 2021 07:57 PM (KkcCI)

1) healthy
2) white
3) hetero dick pussy sex
4) about impossible to get AIDS

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 07:58 PM (yrol0)

346
I was friends with a guy that was dating a woman security guard. she
thought she was a ninja. she was always jumping guys from behind around
the apartment to show how bad she was and that she was as tough as a
guy.
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Seems to be a lot of this on vids these days. It's disturbing they think they can actually take on someone twice their size. Violence by these kids is more than ever and the thing that gets me is a bunch of them die trying. Something wrong with these kids.

Posted by: dartist at May 13, 2021 07:58 PM (+ya+t)

347 @Breaking911 22m
BREAKING: France has banned gender-neutral words from being used in schools, says they're "harmful" to the French language & culture - News18
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 13, 2021 07:56 PM (nI1Kq)

My old Foreign Languages Professor said the French have respect for their language, unlike the English and Americans!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 13, 2021 07:59 PM (hOUT3)

348
Look at her uniform. She's either a central or south American police officer or a mall security guard in El Segundo or perhaps Tijuana.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 07:59 PM (i1dPL)

349
Her Majesty got The Beast filled up today. No line, no problem.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2021 07:59 PM (mht8P)

350 She was nice, until it was time to not be nice.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at May 13, 2021 08:00 PM (iN7aT)

351 The French are so uptight about their language because it's the only thing left of their culture. And that's a stretch.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 13, 2021 08:00 PM (vuisn)

352 Well, actually long ago, but he finally laid down in 2019, and then they threw some dirt on him.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at May 13, 2021 07:55 PM (tjZg/)

Mccain still votes on close votes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 08:00 PM (yrol0)

353 @Breaking911 22m

BREAKING: France has banned gender-neutral words from being used in schools, says they're "harmful" to the French language & culture - News18
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 13, 2021 07:56 PM (nI1Kq)
--------------------

The French like to get laid and one can't lay a neuter.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2021 08:00 PM (Fk2WS)

354 358 upon the second shot you are immune.
Posted by: True

Incorrect

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2021 08:01 PM (ALf1x)

355 Question: why are teh vaccinated still taking tests??

The CV19 injection DOES NOT prevent CV 19. You can still get it and still transmit it. At best, it will mitigate some of the symptoms if you get it.

Also... you can get CV19 FROM the injection, and the latest count on VAERS is 3000+ that have died after the injection.

Posted by: vyx at May 13, 2021 08:02 PM (KDCRD)

356 1) healthy
2) white
3) hetero dick pussy sex
4) about impossible to get AIDS
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 07:58 PM (yrol0)

Charlie Sheen was hetero until he wasn't. He was healthy as well. Bill Maher has always been an extreme hedonist.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 13, 2021 08:02 PM (KkcCI)

357 Oh looks like I was right about the authoritarian gnome DeWine. His worthless rules weren't supposed to end until we hit the ridiculous level of 50 cases per 100k in Ohio. We're currently at 119 per 100k. And I really doubt the number is actually going to drop to 50 by the time his arbitrary end date is reached on June 2nd

Posted by: buzzion at May 13, 2021 08:02 PM (vMCab)

358 (nI1Kq)

My old Foreign Languages Professor said the French have respect for their language, unlike the English and Americans!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 13, 2021 07:59 PM (hOUT3)
-----------------------------

So, their alphabet still does not have a, 'w' ?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2021 08:02 PM (Fk2WS)

359 My cat caught a chipmunk today and dropped it out in the yard.

I was tempted to grab my cellphone and record myself picking up the poor little fuzzy bastard, putting it in a box, spending $3000 in vet bills and continuously filming the next three months of recovery and declaring myself human of the year on a YouTube video.

But instead I picked the little dude up and set it in the woods and let it run off while I shooed the cat away.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 13, 2021 08:03 PM (aJJGg)

360
upon the second shot you are immune.
Posted by: True

Incorrect
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2021 08:01 PM (ALf1x)

-------

Nope, it's true. If you get double-tapped you're immune from everything, from that point forward.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2021 08:03 PM (Uh2oA)

361 Also... you can get CV19 FROM the injection, and the latest count on VAERS is 3000+ that have died after the injection.
Posted by: vyx at May 13, 2021 08:02 PM (KDCRD)

BUT, trust your government medical experts, comrade, they really know best!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 13, 2021 08:03 PM (hOUT3)

362
I was in the hive of scum and villainy known as Costco the other day, and in the aisle were two indian chaps discussing where they were from (in the motherland) and whatnot.

They were speaking to each in English.
A beautiful thing.

That's why I like Indians. They want to be Americans.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 08:03 PM (i1dPL)

363 337 Which is funny because I watched Mickey Rourke play a Roman General in a movie called The Legion, and it was very possibly the worst performance of a leading man in Hollywood history.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2021 07:56 PM (qCFo7)
---

I'd never heard of this. Are you telling me a Roman historical epic with both Mickey Rourke AND Bai Ling is bad?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 13, 2021 08:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

364 Always a good day when you can see a Steve Inman call.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 13, 2021 08:04 PM (r+sAi)

365 "I've gotten my shot". This, and other permutations and combinations of verbiage, taking ownership (by whom though??) as it were, just sort of bothers me.

"Have you gotten your shot yet?"

Take "the" shot, get the "jab". Do you feel lucky? Our local pharmacy had (like many others across the country no doubt) an article in the local newspaper about so-called vaccine hesitancy. I looked for the usual boilerplate and was not disappointed. They cautioned against reading "misinformation" online without once providing any examples of what that might be.

Also said "Natural immunity isn't always the best way to go", and claimed or at least implied that herd immunity is only achievable via vaccination.

Something really fishy about all this. Whatever it is, must be really bad.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2021 08:04 PM (O/Ao+)

366
upon the second shot you are immune.
Posted by: cocksucker at May 13, 2021 08:00 PM (/psOq)

STFU, dunce.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 08:04 PM (i1dPL)

367 I don't recall the show T.J. Hooker. Did he throw a lot of punches too?

He may also be saying, "well...she's no Heather Locklear"

Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2021 08:05 PM (CTJwJ)

368 1) healthy
2) white
3) hetero dick pussy sex
4) about impossible to get AIDS
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2021 07:58 PM (yrol0)

Charlie Sheen was hetero until he wasn't. He was healthy as well. Bill Maher has always been an extreme hedonist.
Posted by: W

the thing is some guys have so much sex so many ways with so many hot girls they start trying to find something new and different

Posted by: confederatefifth at May 13, 2021 08:05 PM (3qVqc)

369 357 The French are so uptight about their language because it's the only thing left of their culture. And that's a stretch.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 13, 2021 08:00 PM (vuisn)

Always makes me think of Futurama.

https://youtu.be/pwODwwgE6rA

Posted by: buzzion at May 13, 2021 08:05 PM (vMCab)

370 So, their alphabet still does not have a, 'w' ?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2021 08:02 PM (Fk2WS)

Vy do you ask?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 13, 2021 08:05 PM (hOUT3)

371 Wonder if Apartment Patty getting all sprung on dude trying to get to his own apartment would be considered hot.

Posted by: Jailer at May 13, 2021 08:05 PM (koG+n)

372 I identify as vaccinated. That's my truth.

Posted by: Infidel at May 13, 2021 08:06 PM (E0OEG)

373 upon the second shot you are immune.
Posted by: cocksucker3000

What kind of yahoo logs in with that name?

Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2021 08:06 PM (CTJwJ)

374 My old Foreign Languages Professor said the French have respect for their language, unlike the English and Americans!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 13, 2021 07:59 PM (hOUT3)

Our language is our bitch. We'll make it do whatever we want it to. And we'll make your language our bitch too and take whatever we want from it.

Posted by: buzzion at May 13, 2021 08:06 PM (vMCab)

375 Something really fishy about all this. Whatever it is, must be really bad.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2021 08:04 PM (O/Ao+)

Follow the graft!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 13, 2021 08:07 PM (hOUT3)

376 Porn actor goes accidentally to a straight audition and tries to anyways.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 13, 2021 08:07 PM (QeenG)

377 Too funny Fen. I hate it when my RC priest shows up in eye-liner.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 13, 2021 08:07 PM (xopIz)

378 99.991 percent effective. mRNA
99.970 percent survivable. Chyna Flu

Posted by: MkY (Lost my AR) at May 13, 2021 08:07 PM (Foq6I)

379
OK, this guy's definitely a colon-puncher who despises tits even more than I hate commies, which makes him a bald-faced liar, so I'm not going to believe him about what shots to get. YMMV.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2021 08:07 PM (Uh2oA)

380 the thing is some guys have so much sex so many ways with so many hot girls they start trying to find something new and different
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 13, 2021 08:05 PM (3qVqc)
--------------.

Going down Harry's Hershey highway is not very creative.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2021 08:07 PM (Fk2WS)

381 99.991 percent effective. mRNA

We'll know the exact numbers when the Stage 3 Trials, which are being done right now on US citizens, are done.

We do know that so far, there are more deaths attributed to the CV19 "vaccine" than all other vaccines combined.

Posted by: vyx at May 13, 2021 08:08 PM (WLHrn)

382 Sure, Jan.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 13, 2021 08:09 PM (vuisn)

383 I'd like to ask, while or if natural immunity isn't "always" the best way to go, this statement necessarily implies that sometimes it is. Correct? When would that be, exactly?

They didn't mention that. The wisdom of children being vaxxed with this. Females, pregnant, or maybe want to get pregnant. Because this shit is insane. Young people generally should not be guinea pigs for testing, in my opinion. Not when the disease is almost innocuous for them. Not always, usually.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2021 08:09 PM (O/Ao+)

384 he thing is some guys have so much sex so many ways with so many hot girls they start trying to find something new and different
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 13, 2021 08:05 PM (3qVqc)
--------------.

Going down Harry's Hershey highway is not very creative.
Posted by: B

did not say it was creative the words were "new and different"

Posted by: confederatefifth at May 13, 2021 08:09 PM (3qVqc)

385 hOUT3)

Our language is our bitch. We'll make it do whatever we want it to. And we'll make your language our bitch too and take whatever we want from it.
Posted by: buzzion at May 13, 2021 08:06 PM (vMCab)
---------------------------

Stars and Stripes playing in the background

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2021 08:09 PM (Fk2WS)

386 389.
Okay.
I larfed.

Posted by: MkY (Lost my AR) at May 13, 2021 08:09 PM (Foq6I)

387 I moved out of my birthplace (San Diego) in 1981. Came back in 1987. Left for good in 2005. It's a great place to visit (since my kids pay for everything) but I don't want to live there.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 13, 2021 08:10 PM (xopIz)

388 Our language is our bitch. We'll make it do whatever we want it to. And we'll make your language our bitch too and take whatever we want from it.
Posted by: buzzion

Bravo.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 13, 2021 08:10 PM (QeenG)

389 The misinformation I've been reading on the Vax is from immunologists, doctors and medical researchers.

They tell me lies like, "this vaccine hasn't gone through the full round of traditional clinical trials, is effectively in stage 3 of clinical trials while we are administering it to the public, and has no long term studies on possible side effects or ongoing health risks."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 13, 2021 08:10 PM (aJJGg)

390
And the pressure to get this vaccine is funny to me. I'm not gonna fuckin' die if I get COVID. I'll be fine, like most people, and like virtually every single person in my age cohort and with my risk-profile.

Yet I'm supposed to DROP EVERYTHING, and RUN (NOT WALK) to drop some cash and wait in line (twice) to get this ridiculous shot. Not gonna happen, fags. I'm busy enough as it is. That would cost me more time than getting sick would, considering I ALREADY HAVE TO WORK FROM HOME.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2021 08:10 PM (Uh2oA)

391 the behavior panl is stupid

Posted by: confederatefifth at May 13, 2021 08:11 PM (3qVqc)

392 If only they give me the shot in my ass.

Posted by: True at May 13, 2021 08:11 PM (+Vt0n)

393 Who are all these new one-named folks who show up every night to report the covid shot experiences? I have some guesses.

Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2021 08:11 PM (Ed8Zd)

394 True sounds like Retardo.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 13, 2021 08:11 PM (1L6rj)

395 I'd never heard of this. Are you telling me a Roman historical epic with both Mickey Rourke AND Bai Ling is bad?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace

Absolute garbage. Horrifyingly bad.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2021 08:11 PM (qCFo7)

396 So, I'm just gonna call 1st! on the ONT, just in case I fall asleep...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 13, 2021 08:11 PM (sFPHo)

397 I see we're still bitching and moaning about who is/isn't taking the jab.

Sad.

It's way past time to bother with that shit. But whatever. I'll stay "dirty." I'll even carry a used mask if you need it. And you'll use it. Or not. That's the tell.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2021 08:12 PM (3H9h1)

398 true toilet hobo

Posted by: chango lot at May 13, 2021 08:12 PM (g741k)

399 401 Our language is our bitch. We'll make it do whatever we want it to. And we'll make your language our bitch too and take whatever we want from it.
Posted by: buzzion

Bravo.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 13, 2021 08:10 PM (QeenG)

After I hit post I realized I should have ended with something like "Capiche?"

Posted by: buzzion at May 13, 2021 08:12 PM (vMCab)

400 Can't the trolls even have English as first language?
Grr... as a smart military blog, on which has nothing but the best simians spouting wisdom every morning, you would think we would rank higher!

Posted by: MkY (Lost my AR) at May 13, 2021 08:12 PM (Foq6I)

401 Someone got shot?

Posted by: JROD at May 13, 2021 08:12 PM (0jZnq)

402 My nearest (both in age and proximity) got a reputation in junior high for "fighting dirty." Nobody ever messed with him after that, even though he was kinda small (but wirey LOL).

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 13, 2021 08:12 PM (xopIz)

403
True sounds like Retardo.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 13, 2021 08:11 PM (1L6rj)

Nah, it's the other one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2021 08:12 PM (Uh2oA)

404 he thing is some guys have so much sex so many ways with so many hot girls they start trying to find something new and different
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 13, 2021 08:05 PM (3qVqc)
--------------.

Going down Harry's Hershey highway is not very creative.
Posted by: B

and into the barrl she goes

Posted by: confederatefifth at May 13, 2021 08:12 PM (3qVqc)

405 Anyone know the time difference between here and China? Are the troll farm workers just waking up?

Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2021 08:13 PM (Ed8Zd)

406 So, I'm just gonna call 1st! on the ONT, just in case I fall asleep...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 13, 2021 08:11 PM (sFPHo)

Congratulations COMM, you really do fit in here perfectly!

Well done!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 13, 2021 08:13 PM (hOUT3)

407 406 Who are all these new one-named folks who show up every night to report the covid shot experiences? I have some guesses.
Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2021 08:11 PM (Ed8Zd)

Its the same idiot. He is always immediately identifiable.

Posted by: buzzion at May 13, 2021 08:13 PM (vMCab)

408 I'd like to ask, while or if natural immunity isn't "always" the best way to go, this statement necessarily implies that sometimes it is. Correct? When would that be, exactly?

They didn't mention that. The wisdom of children being vaxxed with this. Females, pregnant, or maybe want to get pregnant. Because this shit is insane. Young people generally should not be guinea pigs for testing, in my opinion. Not when the disease is almost innocuous for them. Not always, usually.
Posted by: Common Tater

I got the virus last fall and recovered. I have (had) antibodies, which don't last forever. If you get the virus and recover, you also get T-Cells, which are special white blood cells, that reside in your lymph nodes and bone marrow. You keep those a LONG time.
None of the "Vaccines" have shown to generate a strong t-cell response. Only and antibody response to the spiked protein coat of the virus. It that coating mutates, then the vaccine antibodies may not be effective.
Natural immunity (after having the virus) also gives you T-cells that will attack the nucleocapsid part of the virus, the viral RNA that actually transmits the disease.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at May 13, 2021 08:13 PM (tjZg/)

409 report the covid shot experiences? I have some guesses.
Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2021 08:11 PM (Ed8Zd)
----------------------

I, I have a covid shot experience.
Couldn't feel it when I received it
Felt a little sore on day 2.
That is all.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2021 08:14 PM (Fk2WS)

410 After I hit post I realized I should have ended with something like "Capiche?"
Posted by: buzzion at May 13, 2021 08:12 PM (vMCab)

L'esprit d'escalier, oui?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 13, 2021 08:15 PM (hOUT3)

411 407
A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 13, 2021 08:16 PM (sFPHo)

412 Something really fishy about all this. Whatever it is, must be really bad.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2021 08:04 PM (O/Ao+)

Follow the graft!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges

You know, you never hear about Social Security going broke any more. Or Medicare. It's like all those people in the nursing homes and in the hospital on ventilators that died of COVID died for a purpose.

Also... a much smaller US population means a Healthier, Happier Gaia. Green New Deal all the way!

Posted by: vyx at May 13, 2021 08:16 PM (KfC1e)

413 Couldn't feel it when I received it
Felt a little sore on day 2.

Sounds like a Ben Shapiro sex diary entry.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 13, 2021 08:16 PM (aJJGg)

414 Win if you can-lose if you must, but ALWAYS cheat!

Posted by: Rowdy Roddy Piper at May 13, 2021 08:16 PM (s33iD)

415 L'esprit d'escalier, oui?
Oui.
Watch yer topknot, pilgrim.

Posted by: MkY (Lost my AR) at May 13, 2021 08:17 PM (Foq6I)

416 did not say it was creative the words were "new and different"
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 13, 2021 08:09 PM (3qVqc)

I've never grown bored with just pussy.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 13, 2021 08:17 PM (2DOZq)

417 Win, or crash spectacularly.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2021 08:17 PM (yQpMk)

418 I expect, about six minutes after the Harris administration is out the door, to see ads on tv asking if you or a loved one was injured or died from taking (name any of the CV19 vaccines) please call because you may be entitled to compensation.

Posted by: April at May 13, 2021 08:17 PM (OX9vb)

419 Too funny Fen. I hate it when my RC priest shows up in eye-liner.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 13, 2021 08:07 PM (xopIz)

Trying to track down my baptism record and spent last night figuring out which Lutheran (or possibly Presbyterian) church I went to as a child and vaguely recall being baptized at. My parents are dead so no help there but amazingly I figured it out.
Look them up and, what a surprise--- ELC.

Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2021 08:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

420 I've never grown bored with just pussy.
Posted by: Can't help m

the thing is is you might never earned $20mm and been a movie /tv star either

nit saying it is a good thing but it is a thing

Posted by: confederatefifth at May 13, 2021 08:18 PM (3qVqc)

421 I expect, about six minutes after the Harris administration is out the door, to see ads on tv asking if you or a loved one was injured or died from taking (name any of the CV19 vaccines) please call because you may be entitled to compensation.
Posted by: April at May 13, 2021 08:17 PM (OX9vb)

This is why employers should absolutely not mandate their employees get jabbed. The vaccine manufacturers are immune; employers are not.

Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2021 08:18 PM (Ed8Zd)

422 Sorry..meant 406.
What a freaking moron I am...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 13, 2021 08:19 PM (sFPHo)

423 Nobody ever messed with him after that, even though he was kinda small (but wirey LOL).
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict

Never, ever, get into a fight with an unknown skinny farm kid.

It is known.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 13, 2021 08:19 PM (Rvt88)

424 I'm so glad my folks kept all that stuff. Originals. BC, baptisim, etc. Even have Grandpa's DD214.

Posted by: Infidel at May 13, 2021 08:19 PM (E0OEG)

425
This is why employers should absolutely not mandate their employees get jabbed. The vaccine manufacturers are immune; employers are not.

OSHA has said that if you are required to get it for your job, your employer IS liable.

Posted by: vyx at May 13, 2021 08:20 PM (KfC1e)

426 Yet I'm supposed to DROP EVERYTHING, and RUN (NOT WALK) to drop some cash and wait in line (twice) to get this ridiculous shot. Not gonna happen, fags. I'm busy enough as it is. That would cost me more time than getting sick would, considering I ALREADY HAVE TO WORK FROM HOME.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2021 08:10 PM (Uh2oA)

Technically, it's no direct cost to you, and is coming with some cash benefits from businesses and some state govts...so, you're more paid to take it, than you paying to take it (that cost is already baked in 3 bills ago)...

I mean, since we do strive for 100% accuracy on this board...

Posted by: Nova local at May 13, 2021 08:20 PM (b1h2x)

427 This is why employers should absolutely not mandate their employees get jabbed. The vaccine manufacturers are immune; employers are not.
Posted by: LASue

The commander of the army base at Ft. Campbell, Ky said the un-vaccinated can't leave the base on leave or otherwise, and are not deployable.

Sounds like an agenda to me.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at May 13, 2021 08:21 PM (tjZg/)

428 Look them up and, what a surprise--- ELC.

Lutherans are part of the Evil Lesbian Conspiracy?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 13, 2021 08:21 PM (SchxB)

429 If you're in Ohio and you get jabbed now, you could win a million dollar lottery! Or a college education if you're under 18! All thanks to Governor Sally Jesse Raphael Dewine!

Posted by: vyx at May 13, 2021 08:21 PM (lIIT7)

430 Tin Men is the greatest Cadillac movie ever made. it's ok as a movie, but it's kind of like Two Lane Blacktop..you really watch it for the cars.

Posted by: azjaeger at May 13, 2021 08:22 PM (3/XaG)

431
Technically, it's no direct cost to you, and is coming with some cash benefits from businesses and some state govts...so, you're more paid to take it, than you paying to take it (that cost is already baked in 3 bills ago)...

I mean, since we do strive for 100% accuracy on this board...
Posted by: Nova local at May 13, 2021 08:20 PM (b1h2x)

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Oh, I thought it was only free for poor/uninsured people.

In any event, it's still a big fat waste of my time, and lame, and I'm being told to do it by a bunch of inveterate liars and criminals, so I'll *still* pass on this thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2021 08:22 PM (Uh2oA)

432 The commander of the army base at Ft. Campbell, Ky said the un-vaccinated can't leave the base on leave or otherwise, and are not deployable.

Sounds like an agenda to me.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at May 13, 2021 08:21 PM (tjZg/)

Could be a good thing. Who wants to be deployed under CIC Mush-Brain ?

Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2021 08:22 PM (Ed8Zd)

433 the thing is is, if you are in ohio now you should be asking why?

Posted by: confederatefifth at May 13, 2021 08:23 PM (3qVqc)

434 Technically, it's no direct cost to you, and is coming with some cash benefits

Man, this sounds like a really great. The people who want me dead don't usually give me such good stuff!

Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2021 08:23 PM (JioHo)

435 Don't know which was funnier; the double right cross or circus squirrel.. still laughing at both.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 13, 2021 08:23 PM (+ldAm)

436 Who are all these new one-named folks who show up every night to report the covid shot experiences? I have some guesses.
Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2021 08:11 PM (Ed8Zd)

It's the fag troll raykon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2021 08:24 PM (FqOd7)

437 The commander of the army base at Ft. Campbell, Ky said the un-vaccinated can't leave the base on leave or otherwise, and are not deployable.

Sounds like an agenda to me.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative
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And those that live off-post?

Posted by: True at May 13, 2021 08:24 PM (FdY5T)

438 My favorite part of the COVID/Vax drama is the reporting.

COVID: Physicians worry as they see rare signs of blood clots in some patients

Vax: Physicians say blood clot issues from vaccine not that big a fucking deal, only a few get them, you'll be fine

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 13, 2021 08:25 PM (aJJGg)

439 Our language is our bitch. We'll make it do whatever we want it to. And we'll make your language our bitch too and take whatever we want from it.
Posted by: buzzion at May 13, 2021 08:06 PM (vMCab)

-------------------------------

English doesn't borrow from other languages so much as it follows them down dark alleys, beats them unconscious, and rifles through their pockets for spare words and loose grammar.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 13, 2021 08:25 PM (CAJOC)

440 Mandating a vaccine for employment is discrimination.

Finding a judge and jury who'll accept that is in question.

Exceptions might be made for "known" conditions that might affect one's work. I'd argue that case hasn't been made with the Kung Flu.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2021 08:25 PM (3H9h1)

441 Happy news for me. Our postponed shopping trip from last weekend is back on. Our office closes at 1pm tomorrow and kidlet gets off work at 1:30 and no classes. Lunch and shopping with my gift cards and coupons. And lots of cash.

Posted by: Infidel at May 13, 2021 08:25 PM (E0OEG)

442 Could be a good thing. Who wants to be deployed under CIC Mush-Brain ?

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yep.

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 08:25 PM (JVd2L)

443 Can we get Bill Maher to do a PSA on "get your shot, get immune"? I'm really enjoying these here in CA.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 13, 2021 08:26 PM (uhPTO)

444 Alberta Oil Peon

Is Raycon gone?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2021 08:26 PM (u82oZ)

445
So wait - if I'm in the armed forces, and I don't get the vaccine, Joe Biden can't send me to die in one of his Party's pointless wars?

I'm failing to see the *problem* with this.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2021 08:26 PM (Uh2oA)

446 lol Yud.

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 08:26 PM (JVd2L)

447 Good evening, dear Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 13, 2021 08:26 PM (TdMsT)

448
Law and Order SBU sucks green donkey balls.

That is all.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 08:26 PM (pNxlR)

449 Hard to tell

Posted by: Banned? at May 13, 2021 08:27 PM (cis6S)

450 Way back when we had a real epidemic (polio), you didn't have to threaten, or bribe people to take the vaccine. They wanted the protection. But the doctors and politicians were more trustworthy then. We've been lied to so much now, there's no reason to believe anything they say.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 13, 2021 08:27 PM (5HBd1)

451 Jeez, that Steve Inman bit was fun.

Posted by: m at May 13, 2021 08:28 PM (Y3SPi)

452 No One of Consequence

The incredible Canadian James Nicoll said that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2021 08:28 PM (u82oZ)

453 So wait - if I'm in the armed forces, and I don't get the vaccine, Joe Biden can't send me to die in one of his Party's pointless wars?

I'm failing to see the *problem* with this.
Posted by: Y

it is either sent off to a foreign war or the cmps, your choice.

Posted by: confederatefifth at May 13, 2021 08:28 PM (3qVqc)

454 If they lie to you once you know they will lie to you again.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2021 08:28 PM (Fk2WS)

455
Get faxxed or get tasked

Get back, Honky Cat

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2021 08:28 PM (pNxlR)

456 Is Raycon gone?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2021 08:26 PM (u82oZ)

Looks like the Banhammer got him, for now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2021 08:29 PM (FqOd7)

457 But the doctors and politicians were more trustworthy then. We've been lied to so much now, there's no reason to believe anything they say.
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Take your word for it.

For some of us, they've been lying since we were born.

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 08:29 PM (JVd2L)

458 As you get older you get a little bored with "traditional hot" women maybe..start liking a little plumper or more ethnic looking or something...but you don't start suddenly being interested in guys or kids out of boredom..that's a disfunction that you always had but repressed. Sorry.

Posted by: azjaeger at May 13, 2021 08:29 PM (3/XaG)

459 The commander of the army base at Ft. Campbell, Ky said the un-vaccinated can't leave the base on leave or otherwise, and are not deployable.

***

Because they might go home and catch the COVID and spread it to the vaccinated troops when they return.

Wait, what?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 13, 2021 08:29 PM (wCgji)

460 NSU, yes, mom had polio. Both us kids got the polio vax.

Posted by: Infidel at May 13, 2021 08:29 PM (E0OEG)

461 The commander of the army base at Ft. Campbell, Ky said the
un-vaccinated can't leave the base on leave or otherwise, and are not
deployable.
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101st right? I kinda took that as more of a threat than policy. Same thing coming from a General I guess.

Posted by: dartist at May 13, 2021 08:29 PM (+ya+t)

462 Hey, get vaccinated or get your balls scrubbed off with a rusty wire brush. It is your choice. You are in control!

Get vaccinated or don't, and run the risk of dying from COVID. That is a choice. That is free will.

The left loves the false choice of compliance or face an artificial consequence.

Pay high per pack taxes or quit smoking. Your choice!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not a DHS informant at May 13, 2021 08:29 PM (DixNX)

463 423 Nobody ever messed with him after that, even though he was kinda small (but wirey LOL).
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict

Never, ever, get into a fight with an unknown skinny farm kid.

It is known.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 13, 2021 08:19 PM (Rvt8

----------------------

My nephew graduates from boot camp this weekend (I 've mentioned it before - I'm a proud uncle!). Found out today he won the Iron Man award. Funny thing is, he's this wiry kid.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 13, 2021 08:29 PM (CAJOC)

464 They shouldn't have done that "two weeks to flatten the curve". They should have stopped using harmful treatments like putting people on ventilators. We all know they should face criminal charges for putting infected people back in nursing homes.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 13, 2021 08:30 PM (5HBd1)

465 Forget TJ Hooker, I want Officer Stacy Sheridan sliding across my hood with a bottle of baby oil and a desire to get down to business.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 13, 2021 08:30 PM (2goRJ)

466 So wait - if I'm in the armed forces, and I don't get the vaccine, Joe Biden can't send me to die in one of his Party's pointless wars?

I'm failing to see the *problem* with this.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2021 08:26 PM (Uh2oA)

For the individual service member, it probably will lead to "up and out" though, b/c if you're non-deployable long term, the military doesn't normally want you...

Posted by: Nova local at May 13, 2021 08:31 PM (b1h2x)

467 Someone trained to box should never get in a bar fight.

I played golf over Easter weekend with a PGA Pro. At one course there was a charity "Get the ball on the green" thing.

I told the gal (a nice looking woman) "He cannot compete. He's a pro." Sure enough. He would have won their bet.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 13, 2021 08:32 PM (xopIz)

468 For the individual service member, it probably will lead to "up and out" though, b/c if you're non-deployable long term, the military doesn't normally want you...
Posted by: Nova local
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Considering the military is less concerned with readiness than wokeness nowadays, can't say I feel bad for anyone currently in.

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 08:32 PM (JVd2L)

469 Personal news. Both kidlets had their final finals today. All clear for graduation! UT law and UT undergrad. So proud.

Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2021 08:32 PM (Ed8Zd)

470 Before the Polio vaccine big kids on the block were smallpox vaccine, penicillin, and dpt shot. So, good track record.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2021 08:33 PM (Fk2WS)

471 The commander of the army base at Ft. Campbell, Ky said the
un-vaccinated can't leave the base on leave or otherwise, and are not
deployable.

The head of the NIH isn't even mandating the jab for his own staff, since it's not FDA approved.

Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2021 08:33 PM (DJFLF)

472 Yay, moar lawyers!

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 08:33 PM (JVd2L)

473 I retired from the army at just the right time.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not a DHS informant at May 13, 2021 08:33 PM (DixNX)

474 Considering the military is less concerned with readiness than wokeness nowadays, can't say I feel bad for anyone currently in.
Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 08:32 PM (JVd2L)

Lots of those great guys and gals got in a few years ago when Trump was fully supporting them.

Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2021 08:33 PM (Ed8Zd)

475 Smallpox vaccination was illegal in Virginia.
Thomas Jefferson sneaked out to Pennsylvania to get vaccinated.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2021 08:34 PM (Fk2WS)

476 I work in a hospital. They said "Do you want the vaccine?"

No

"Ok".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not a DHS informant at May 13, 2021 08:34 PM (DixNX)

477 LASue, Congratulations on the kidlets success. You have every right to be proud.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2021 08:34 PM (ZVVrV)

478 Lots of those great guys and gals got in a few years ago when Trump was fully supporting them.
Posted by: LASue
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They'll get purged soon enough.

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 08:35 PM (JVd2L)

479 For the individual service member, it probably will lead to "up and out" though, b/c if you're non-deployable long term, the military doesn't normally want you...

This is normally true. I worked for the Army on the civilian side in HR. However many Soldiers will remain undeployed for years, potentially and reap a shit ton of leave. And then cash out. At your expense.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2021 08:35 PM (3H9h1)

480 California brought it the gold. They still do.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 13, 2021 08:35 PM (xopIz)

481 Someone trained to box should never get in a bar fight.
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I think we drank in different bars.

Posted by: dartist at May 13, 2021 08:35 PM (+ya+t)

482 The head of the NIH isn't even mandating the jab for his own staff, since it's not FDA approved.

Post commanders are not doctors. They are lunkheads who checked the right boxes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not a DHS informant at May 13, 2021 08:36 PM (DixNX)

483 Yay, moar lawyers!
Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 08:33 PM (JVd2L)

Shakespeare had it right way long time ago:

'The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers'.
~ Henry VI, Part 2

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 13, 2021 08:36 PM (hOUT3)

484 >>>Forget TJ Hooker, I want Officer Stacy Sheridan sliding across my hood with a bottle of baby oil and a desire to get down to business.

======

You want Stacy Sheridan of TJ Hooker.
You'll settle for Angie Dickinson of Police Woman.
You'll get Queen Latifah from the Equalizer

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs: Now fortified with Remdemsivir at May 13, 2021 08:36 PM (H7jex)

485 Thanks Ben Had!

Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2021 08:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

486 If the vaccine is mandated for continued employment and you get sick from it at least you will have a Workers Comp claim. Unfortunately you won't have a tort claim.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 13, 2021 08:37 PM (2DOZq)

487 Seems like there would be some pretty good records kept in the military.

How many troops have died from the COVIDs over the last 1.5 years?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 13, 2021 08:37 PM (wCgji)

488 You earn the Iron Man award by eating in the DFAC for 12 weeks without puking.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not a DHS informant at May 13, 2021 08:37 PM (DixNX)

489 101st Commander should expect IG complaints

Posted by: LTCHAM at May 13, 2021 08:38 PM (dhYmp)

490 How many troops have died from the COVIDs over the last 1.5 years?
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As if the five-sided nuthouse would release that.

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 08:38 PM (JVd2L)

491 IG complaints don't do shit.

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 08:39 PM (JVd2L)

492 Work Comp sucks. I worked on the dark side for 14 yrs. Paycheck never bounced.

*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: Infidel at May 13, 2021 08:39 PM (E0OEG)

493 Five sided nuthouse otherwise known as the Pentagram.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2021 08:40 PM (Fk2WS)

494
Aren't we overdue for the corrupt fbi to attempt to set up another "Q" rally or lie to us and say "Q" is threatening to "riot" near a govt building on a certain date?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 08:40 PM (i1dPL)

495 If the vaccine is mandated for continued employment and you get sick from it at least you will have a Workers Comp claim. Unfortunately you won't have a tort claim.
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 13, 2021 08:37 PM (2DOZq)

Interesting. Not my area but I would think someone could find a work-around to get to a tort claim

Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2021 08:40 PM (Ed8Zd)

496 i kinda wanna get the j&j vax if that means I'll be allowed to be nekkid faced at work

the possibility of a blood clot just adds a bit of thrill
like a reverse lottery

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2021 08:40 PM (IMQiW)

497 Ah, here we are. January 2021:

"Two more coronavirus deaths bring military toll to 17"

https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-
military/2021/01/21/two-more-coronavirus-death-bring-
military-toll-to-17/

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 13, 2021 08:40 PM (wCgji)

498 The idea is for the average person to come out of the pandemic not remembering what it was ever like to NOT fear having the wrong thoughts or saying the wrong thing.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2021 08:41 PM (uEbPt)

499 I didn't get my kitty quota. Now what am I going to do? Where am I going to find kitties on the internet?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 13, 2021 08:41 PM (hVqGz)

500
The ones I really feel sorry for are the 100+ retired admirals and generals who signed that letter condemning Marxism as unAmerican and denouncing the communist """President""" as the old dotard and fraud that he is.

I mean, those guys devoted their lives to their country and have to watch it get completely beshitted by these swine, right before they die. I can't imagine how pissed they must be.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2021 08:42 PM (Uh2oA)

501 the thing is is, if you are in ohio now you should be asking why?

Why they are doing a lottery or why someone is in Ohio?

As for the latter: Ohio. Is. Not. Michigan.

Posted by: vyx at May 13, 2021 08:42 PM (KDCRD)

502 496 i kinda wanna get the j&j vax if that means I'll be allowed to be nekkid faced at work

the possibility of a blood clot just adds a bit of thrill
like a reverse lottery
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2021 08:40 PM (IMQiW)

Part of the kink....

Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 08:42 PM (0KKyI)

503 The commander of the army base at Ft. Campbell, Ky said the un-vaccinated can't leave the base on leave or otherwise, and are not deployable.

Sounds like an agenda to me.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at May 13, 2021 08:21 PM (tjZg/)

Have a niece and her husband/family posted there. I'll have to ask her about this.

Posted by: Tami at May 13, 2021 08:42 PM (cF8AT)

504 The Jesuit priest who presided over the inaugural Mass for then President-elect Joe Biden resigned as president of Santa Clara University in California this week after an investigation found he had behaved in a manner "inconsistent with established Jesuit protocols and boundaries."

WZ

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 08:43 PM (JVd2L)

505 You'll get Queen Latifah from the Fecalizer. FIFY

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at May 13, 2021 08:43 PM (c+O3f)

506 If most everyone gets the jab, and I don't, we're all cool, right?

Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 08:43 PM (0KKyI)

507 I mean, those guys devoted their lives to their country and have to watch it get completely beshitted by these swine, right before they die. I can't imagine how pissed they must be.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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I can empathize.

Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 08:43 PM (JVd2L)

508 504 The Jesuit priest who presided over the inaugural Mass for then President-elect Joe Biden resigned as president of Santa Clara University in California this week after an investigation found he had behaved in a manner "inconsistent with established Jesuit protocols and boundaries."

WZ
Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 08:43 PM (JVd2L)

You mean he was actually Pastoral?

Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 08:44 PM (0KKyI)

509 487 Seems like there would be some pretty good records kept in the military.

How many troops have died from the COVIDs over the last 1.5 years?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 13, 2021 08:37 PM (wCgji)

Ow many do they need, cause reasons...

Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 08:45 PM (0KKyI)

510 Ow many do they need, cause reasons...

***

Seventeen, apparently.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 13, 2021 08:46 PM (wCgji)

511 I never drank much in bars. I was a family man. Too much drinking at home since then.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 13, 2021 08:47 PM (xopIz)

512 510 Ow many do they need, cause reasons...

***

Seventeen, apparently.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 13, 2021 08:46 PM (wCgji)

Well THAT is not gonna be talked,about, is it?

Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 08:48 PM (0KKyI)

513 Roll up that sleeve. This blood clot won't hurt a bit.

Posted by: Dr. R.R.R.R. Fauci at May 13, 2021 08:48 PM (W4eKo)

514 Aren't we overdue for the corrupt fbi to attempt to set up another "Q" rally or lie to us and say "Q" is threatening to "riot" near a govt building on a certain date?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 13, 2021 08:40 PM (i1dPL)

The FBI is staffed with fearless men and women committed to protecting this country. A simple Thank You will do.

Posted by: Hammond Eggar at May 13, 2021 08:48 PM (uhPTO)

515 It's sort of neat to see them do to the military and cops what they did to schools and all levels of government. And now they'll start to pound conservatives about "Why do you hate the military and police?!!!"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 13, 2021 08:48 PM (wCgji)

516 I keep telling people that I am part of the Unvaccinated Control Group, that works in the interest of Science...

Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 08:50 PM (0KKyI)

517 >>>The commander of the army base at Ft. Campbell, Ky said the un-vaccinated can't leave the base

Jeez.

Posted by: m at May 13, 2021 08:50 PM (Y3SPi)

518 My second-to-last stop at stores tonight, going no-mask, was a suburban Starbucks, and I knew what to expect.

No cars at the drive-up, and no one inside, so I had the complete attention of four kids, one boy, three girls. All dressed in their brownshirt Starbucks outfits.

Boy at register, before I even look up at him: "Sir! Sir! Would you like a mask?" He is dangling one at me.

Why NO, I say! He goes, SIR! SIR!, you can't be in here without mask, and I say, Look! I'm here!

I said HEY, did you hear what the CDC said today! You brownshirts are perfect little totalitarian nazis.

The girls get excited, screaming, jumping, coming forward. I laugh and walk out.

Posted by: Monsieur Gaga at May 13, 2021 08:50 PM (4ZE6o)

519 Ladyl...see ya upstairs...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 13, 2021 08:51 PM (sFPHo)

520 I am *mumbldy* yrs old. I don't get the freak out with a severe flu.

Those people will not survive the hard times coming.

Posted by: Infidel at May 13, 2021 08:51 PM (E0OEG)

521 520 I am *mumbldy* yrs old. I don't get the freak out with a severe flu.

Those people will not survive the hard times coming.
Posted by: Infidel at May 13, 2021 08:51 PM (E0OEG)

Maybe that is the goal....

Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 08:52 PM (0KKyI)

522 I want to announce I have nothing useful to say at this time. Carry on.

Posted by: Gref at May 13, 2021 08:52 PM (AMIL/)

523 Queen Latifah is another one of those upstart UK celebrities from the monarchy we need to send back to the royal family. Get the fuck out of my country!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 13, 2021 08:53 PM (2goRJ)

524 Are the NG still guarding the idiots inside the wire at the Capital?

Posted by: dartist at May 13, 2021 08:53 PM (+ya+t)

525 Can we get Bill Maher to do a PSA on "get your shot, get immune"? I'm really enjoying these here in CA.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor

Yeah, he could do that with Henry Aaron and Marvin Hagler.

Or....maybe not.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at May 13, 2021 08:53 PM (tjZg/)

526 {{{Ben Had}}}!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 13, 2021 08:53 PM (TdMsT)

527 522 I want to announce I have nothing useful to say at this time. Carry on.
Posted by: Gref at May 13, 2021 08:52 PM (AMIL/)

Merely an option here....

Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 08:53 PM (0KKyI)

528 He goes, SIR! SIR!, you can't be in here without mask

That young pansy...er...man is a hero.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at May 13, 2021 08:53 PM (W4eKo)

529 Those people will not survive the hard times coming.
Posted by: Infidel at May 13, 2021 08:51 PM (E0OEG)

Good.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 13, 2021 08:54 PM (ybIRR)

530 I just can't get over this:

President Biden
@POTUS
United States government official
5h
The rule is now simple: get vaccinated or wear a mask until you do.
The choice is yours.

Posted by: m at May 13, 2021 08:54 PM (Y3SPi)

531 FWIW, Aim surplus has quite a few firearms in stock with decent, not great, pricing including Sigs, MP compacts, AR's etc.

Natchez Shooting Supply has Fiocchi 9mm for about $30 per 50 among other ammo and also .380 ACP in stock for about two bucks more. Also seeing some 40 S&W ammo out there at both Aim Surplus and Natchez. Midway is running clearance on Remington brand cleaning stuff with free shipping for 50 buck or more. Good price on carbon fiber cleaning rod asst. of handgun and two rifle length rods with one handle.

Posted by: whig at May 13, 2021 08:54 PM (pO7gM)

532 kraken, I refuse to participate. My employer hasn't made a peep.

Posted by: Infidel at May 13, 2021 08:54 PM (E0OEG)

533 Lead with your chin
Or
Kill the body. The head will die.

Full speed advance is like a lawn mower on a putting green

Beautiful
Thanks

Posted by: CarpetheadLaRro at May 13, 2021 08:55 PM (+ITg4)

534 Scored 250 rds of 5.56 today locally. A little pricey but got some.

Posted by: davidt at May 13, 2021 08:56 PM (pnSY9)

535 532 kraken, I refuse to participate. My employer hasn't made a peep.
Posted by: Infidel at May 13, 2021 08:54 PM (E0OEG)

I have decided not to, because they just carry on and on about it... plus I had it already and it was no big deal...

Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 08:56 PM (0KKyI)

536 534 davidt. Glad to hear it. Ammo supply seems to be getting larger except for .22 LR rimfire as well as firearms.

Posted by: whig at May 13, 2021 08:57 PM (pO7gM)

537 I never drank much in bars. I was a family man. Too much drinking at home since then.
-------------
I hear you. I spent too much time in places I shouldn't have. Starting a family would have been a better choice in hind sight.

Posted by: dartist at May 13, 2021 08:57 PM (+ya+t)

538 No, Cheater In Chief, the choice is simple.

Fuck off

Leave me alone.

Your choice.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 13, 2021 08:57 PM (4fSQf)

539 Gov said private businesses can legally ask about our vac status. Evidently no one told him about HIPAA regs.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 13, 2021 08:57 PM (r1z5A)

540 George Conway...hahahahahahahahaha. Scaramucci?? Hahahahahahaha... I have had some ups and downs with my different jobs. But I never was fired in my first week, after making the most rookie error ever made by a rookie. Some people need to acknowledge that they have embarrassed themselves, and they need to just retire to a cabin in the woods.

Thank you for the content. Friggin squirrels. I am sure someone has done it, but I need to see some electrification of bird feeders, remote controlled. Zap those rodents.

Posted by: MikeM at May 13, 2021 08:58 PM (5kpOR)

541 539 Gov said private businesses can legally ask about our vac status. Evidently no one told him about HIPAA regs.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 13, 2021 08:57 PM (r1z5A)

May I ask what state?

Posted by: kraken at May 13, 2021 08:58 PM (0KKyI)

542 @BadHippa
Bad HIPPA Takes

Posted by: m at May 13, 2021 08:59 PM (Y3SPi)

543 My wife and I had some errands to run today. I've pretty much been no mask, she however doesn't want to rock the boat, so she wears one. Today, she'd had enough of the mask cosplay.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2021 09:00 PM (3H9h1)

544 That lady cop gives me tingles in my no-no place.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 13, 2021 09:00 PM (4fSQf)

545 The font of ONT has been turned on't.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 13, 2021 09:04 PM (nI1Kq)

546 Cost much more to go to the range than to play a round of golf these days.

150 rounds of 9mm and range fee close to $100. Putting holes in paper starting to get boring anyway. I need a piece of land to set up real life scenario training. Steel plates at the minimum.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 13, 2021 09:05 PM (2DOZq)

547 These people suck so fucking much. Vax or mask? WTAF? How is any of this constitutional and legal?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 13, 2021 09:06 PM (IYHxL)

548 The Jesuit priest who presided over the inaugural Mass for then President-elect Joe Biden resigned as president of Santa Clara University in California this week after an investigation found he had behaved in a manner "inconsistent with established Jesuit protocols and boundaries."

WZ
Posted by: SMH at May 13, 2021 08:43 PM (JVd2L)

You mean he was actually Pastoral?
******
my neck of the woods. News says he got drunk with the grad students and was a loud mouth. We will see what shakes out.

Posted by: sassy at May 13, 2021 09:07 PM (tUGnI)

549 ONT Nood.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2021 09:12 PM (u82oZ)

550 A business requiring you to show proof that you've been vaccinated before you can enter is not a HIPAA violation. Your employer requiring you to be vaccinated and show proof before you can go to the office is not a HIPAA violation. Schools requiring that students get certain vaccinations before they're allowed to attend is not a HIPAA violation.

https://www.vox.com/recode/22363011/
hipaa-not-hippa-explained-health-privacy

Posted by: m at May 13, 2021 09:20 PM (Y3SPi)

551 Well if Vox said it, that's good enough for me.

Now excuse me while I write 11 reasons that taking it up the ass makes me more (not less) manly. #7 will surprise you.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 13, 2021 09:22 PM (ybIRR)

552 So what if you don't mask and don't vaccinate?
They shoot you?

Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2021 10:37 PM (eCWrU)

553 What if you vaccinate but lie about it?
Q: been vaccinated?
A) nope
They shoot you?

Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2021 10:39 PM (eCWrU)

554 #479
When I left the Navy in the mid 1980's they would only pay 60 days unused leave. I had 70 days on the books. Damn. What to do?
So I put in for my EAOS discharge papers to take effect after I used a 10 day leave.

All was good. Plan was in play.

USS America underway on a planned 10 day post year and a half yard at Norfolk. I mustered with crew in my work center in morning."What the hell you doing here Petty Officer torabora?" They asked incredulously.

I explained I'm on leave on board.They bought it.
I had to muster at 8am, respond to drills but no duty for 10 days. I helped out as the mood struck me.
Got to watch the planes launch and recover, was on center of flight deck for a high speed run, hang out with shipmates I knew I'd likely never meet aagainA unique experience being a 'free man' on a carrier.

Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2021 10:57 PM (eCWrU)

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