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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (5/11/12)
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Quote I “It would worry me if we were advocating we could hug all of our friends every time we meet them,” Catherine Noakes, a specialist in airborne infections at the University of Leeds
Quote II Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Quote III I'm a Star Bucks barista. Unidentified Star Bucks Barista
Quote IV “Five little baby girls, all by themselves, hungry crying. One didn’t have any clothes on. Immediately, I called border patrol but they’re snowed under, they don’t have any help either.” Texas Rancher Jimmy Hobbs
Quote V "While we expect companies to secure their infrastructure, these continued breaches only reinforce the need for a cohesive and cooperative partnership between the government and private companies that operate our nation’s critical infrastructure.” Sen. Mark Warner, who chairs the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence (D-VA)
Quote VI "Remaining silent, and ignoring the lie, emboldens the liar. I will not participate in that. I will not sit back and watch in silence while others lead our party down a path that abandons the rule of law and joins the former president's crusade to undermine our democracy." Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY)
If the Boss was a kid: He would still be stuck with Kaboom or a reasonable facsimile.
The day we all feared has arrived. The monsters of the cereal aisle, who had been content menacing the breakfasts of children for decades, have finally realized they are stronger together. Count Chocula, Boo Berry, Frankenberry, Frute Brute, and Yummy Mummy have formed the Monster Cereal Avengers and god help us all. The new General Mills cereal, aptly if unsurprisingly called Monster Mash, has been created to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the line of monster-centric cereals, which began with Count Chocula and Frankenberry back in 1971. While the company is being tight-lipped about the product—understandable, since it’s the one who put these monsters in touch with each other, and will be responsible for all who die at the monsters’ hands—the cereal packaging describes the contents as “Artificially Berry Flavored Frosted Cereal With Monster Marshmallows.”
There are a number of reasons why the Republican Party is known as the "Stupid Party". Case in point, Senator Bill Cassidy (R-LA). Why is a
Cassidy’s declaration follows the Louisiana Republican arguing in a Sunday interview with NBC’s Meet the Press that if the GOP wants to win in 2022 and 2024, the party must agree with Cheney’s view that former President Donald Trump lost the 2020 presidential election to President Joe Biden. “If you look at polls, there’s a whole group of folks that agree with Liz Cheney. And so, for us to win in 2022 and 2024, we need everybody. We need those who feel as Liz, those who feel as Lindsey. Ultimately it’s about the policies. You see that Cheney, Cassidy, support those policies. Those policies are a ticket to victory. Those policies bring us back in 2022,” Cassidy told host Chuck Todd.You want us to vote Republican? You should have told Ms. Cheney not to vote to impeach President Trump. You're nothing but self serving, pocket lining, out of touch politician. Go fuck yourself. And while you're at it go hang with OJ.
The results of the Armed Forces social experimenting are in. Not surprising is that there is a difference between males and females. Go figure.
More than seven months after the official launch of the Army Combat Fitness Test, or ACFT, nearly half of female soldiers are still falling short, with enlisted women struggling the most, Military.com has learned. The data again raises questions about whether the Army's attempt to create a fitter force is creating more barriers to success for women. Internal Army figures from April show 44% of women failed the ACFT, compared to 7% of men since Oct. 1. "Female soldiers continue to lag male soldier scores in all events," according to a United States Army Forces Command briefing obtained by Military.com.
Let me warn you: Please be seated when you read this. The New York Times calls Bull Shit on the CDC and its handling of the Kung Flu.
NYT Calls Out CDC Over Disingenuous COVID Guidance With Trump out of office and Biden now taking credit for all pandemic-related progress, several new studies - some of them picked up by MSM outlets, have significantly dialed back the fear (asymptomatic spread is less common than previously thought, surfaces are actually pretty safe, etc.). Now, the New York Times of all outlets is calling out the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) for a bullshit claim that "less than 10 percent" of COVID-19 transmission happens outdoors. In reality, it's more like 1% or less, and the Times nails them on it. "...the number is almost certainly misleading," writes David Leonhardt. "Saying that less than 10 percent of Covid transmission occurs outdoors is akin to saying that sharks attack fewer than 20,000 swimmers a year. (The actual worldwide number is around 150.) It’s both true and deceiving." It appears to be based partly on a misclassification of some Covid transmission that actually took place in enclosed spaces (as I explain below). An even bigger issue is the extreme caution of C.D.C. officials, who picked a benchmark — 10 percent — so high that nobody could reasonably dispute it. That benchmark “seems to be a huge exaggeration,” as Dr. Muge Cevik, a virologist at the University of St. Andrews, said. In truth, the share of transmission that has occurred outdoors seems to be below 1 percent and may be below 0.1 percent, multiple epidemiologists told me. The rare outdoor transmission that has happened almost all seems to have involved crowded places or close conversation. -NYT
For those of the SJW persuasion who follow the NFL. LOLGF'd!
“I just vomited” Kaepernick fans fume over Tim Tebow returning to NFL when Colin hasn’t
I thought our neighbors to the north were supposed to be so nice. They seem like Brown Shirted Nazi Thugs. But, that's just my opinion.
4 More Ontarians Were Just Charged For Riding In A Car Together During Stay-At-Home Order According to the OPP, the four individuals were halted during a traffic stop on Highway 112 in Otto Township on May 8, where officers discovered that they didn't live together. Editor's Choice: Doug Ford Is Reportedly Considering Extending Ontario's Stay-At-Home Order Until June Each person was charged with Failing To Comply With A Continued Section 7.0.2 order, which could cost each of them $750.
Apparently it’s a state of emergency in 17 states because there was a ransomware cyberattack on the Colonial Pipeline. Biden’s U.S. Department of Transportation issued the regional emergency declaration according to The Hill. Excuse me if I chuckle a bit just a bit about the Democrats facing their own planned reality.I suspect AOC is orgasaming at the sight of this.
And here I thought I was a homebody.
I have lived in the Teifi valley, in west Wales, all my life: 72 years. I’m a farmer and look after 71 sheep. My boyhood was spent helping my family on the farm. I have never wanted to run away from it, even as a young lad. This valley is cut in the shape of my heart. I once visited a farm in England, about 30 years ago; that was the only time I left Wales. Many of the friends I grew up with left to find work in the big cities. As a young man, I was offered a job in Scotland on the oil rigs, but I could never leave. My heart belongs here with the birds and the trees. I knew, if I left, I’d be thinking about my valley the whole time, so what would be the point? All I want is right here. I have a routine, just like nature. That extends to what I eat. I’ve had the same supper for 10 years, even on Christmas Day: two pieces of fish, one big onion, an egg, baked beans and a few biscuits at the end. For lunch I have a pear, an orange and four sandwiches with paste. But I allow myself a bit more variety; I’ll sometimes have soup if it’s cold.
Talk about skeletons in your closet. And here I thought cleaning out my parents home was bad.
Family members made a grisly discovery over the weekend when they discovered human skeletal remains while they were cleaning out their father’s residence after he passed away earlier this year. The incident occurred on Saturday, May 8, in Casco, Maine -- approximately 30 miles north of Portland -- when the Cumberland County Sheriff’s Department received a 911 from an individual at 3:26 p.m. saying that they found skeletal remains in an outbuilding while they were clearing out their father’s home, the Department of Public Safety of the Maine State Police said in a press release.
It seems like the east coast is under attack. First it was Colonial Pipeline struck by hackers. Now it is Washington, D.C. PD.
Ransomware gang says D.C. police won’t pay $4 million demand, begins leaking files Hackers leak alleged police data and screenshots of their failed negotiations. A group of cybercriminals have begun leaking what it claims to be internal law enforcement files after Washington, D.C.’s Metropolitan Police Department was targeted with ransomware last month.
On this day:11 May 1981
Jamaican singer-songwriter Bob Marley died aged 36. In July 1977, Marley was found to have a type of malignant melanoma under the nail of a toe, Marley's health deteriorated as the cancer had spread throughout his body. Marley had the 1981 single 'No Woman No Cry', plus over ten other UK Top 40 singles. In 1990, the 6th February was proclaimed a national holiday in Jamaica to commemorate his birth. The compilation album, Legend, released in 1984, is the best-selling reggae album ever with sales of more than 20 million copies. Time magazine chose Bob Marley & The Wailers' Exodus as the greatest album of the 20th century. via thisdayinmusic.com
Born on this day: 11 May 1888
American composer and lyricist, Irving Berlin who is widely considered one of the greatest songwriters in American history. He was the composer of many pop, stage show and film hits. He emigrated from Siberia to New York as a child. He was the composer of ‘White Christmas’, 'There's No Business Like Show Business' and ‘Let’s Face The Music and Dance’. He died on September 22nd 1989 of a heart attack and natural causes, in New York City, at the age of 101. via thisdayinmusic.com
It would have been cheaper to mail Mom a card. Genius Award Winners.
MAY 10--The most shocking Mother’s Day gift this year was the handiwork of a Wisconsin man, records show. During a disturbance yesterday afternoon, a 43-year-old woman was tased in the neck by her son, who was upset “because he could not find his phone,” according to police. Investigators say that Andrew Peterson, 22, tased his mother in the victim’s home in Lone Rock, a village about 45 miles west of Madison. After the tasing, Peterson left the residence with his 20-year-old girlfriend and the couple’s young child. Police subsequently located Peterson, who reportedly “admitted to using an electronic weapon...on his mother on Mother’s Day.” Peterson’s girlfriend, Colleen Parker, was also arrested for allegedly punching Peterson’s mother in the face during a confrontation Thursday.
Nice family, eh?
Special Education Teacher Surprises Student On His Birthday Dressed As A Unicorn
A special education teacher in California surprised one of her students during his "Birthday Drive-By."
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 09:00 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 11, 2021 09:01 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Half Dozen at May 11, 2021 09:01 PM (dJs6r)
Posted by: Zettai at May 11, 2021 09:01 PM (KyI76)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 11, 2021 09:01 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 11, 2021 09:01 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Half Dozen at May 11, 2021 09:01 PM (dJs6r)
Beautiful photo though!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 11, 2021 09:02 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2021 09:02 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: wing at May 11, 2021 09:02 PM (JFzNN)
That's OK. I can stick it here, reason for gas shortages :
https://tinyurl.com/4mcytbhc
Posted by: runner at May 11, 2021 09:02 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 11, 2021 09:03 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 11, 2021 09:03 PM (rIgyF)
Can't wait to see which one becomes gay and which one becomes a tranny.
Because you know that's gonna happen, right?
Posted by: Guy What Has 17 Kids at May 11, 2021 09:04 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: runner at May 11, 2021 09:04 PM (V13WU)
God Bless Texas.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 09:04 PM (jvt6t)
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Duh.
Gay - Fruit Brute
Tranny - Frankenberry
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 11, 2021 09:05 PM (Dc2NZ)
You can't stop me. You can only hope to contain me.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 09:05 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at May 11, 2021 09:05 PM (Agr8U)
And re AOC and the ransomware attack: IMHO this attack was an inside job from the WH. They hate, hate, hate the US oil industry.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2021 09:05 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at May 11, 2021 09:06 PM (2fjq+)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 11, 2021 09:06 PM (jvt6t)
> Tranny - Frankenberry
I was thinking Frankenberry gay and Yummy Mummy tranny, but yours also works.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 09:06 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 09:06 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 09:06 PM (iTXRQ)
At least the Freakies put out fridge magnets.
I still have Boss Moss, or whatever that fucker's name was.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 11, 2021 09:06 PM (rIgyF)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 11, 2021 09:05 PM (Dc2NZ)
You'd think so, right? But my marker's on the Count. Swishy, that one.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 09:07 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2021 09:07 PM (mht8P)
Seems so much more preferable to what we have now.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 11, 2021 09:07 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace
Yup. The Big Clock on the Wall sez
O-N -Tee Time!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 11, 2021 09:08 PM (tjZg/)
Frankenberry: tranny
Fruit Brute: gay
Boo Berry: pedo
Yummy Mummy: lesbian, but can't be called "yummy" any more because that is sexist. "Stern and Unappealing Person of Vagina" will the new name.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 09:09 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 09:07 PM (t+qrx)
Just because a man favors a cape and jewelry, doesn't mean...
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 11, 2021 09:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
https://tinyurl.com/Rona-Lab-Escape
Very comprehensive and excellently written.
About to start another article that is referred to in that one, called: "Lab-Made? SARS-CoV-2 Genealogy Through the Lens of Gain-of-Function Research":
https://tinyurl.com/Lab-Made-by-Yuri-Deigin
Which also promises to be informative.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 11, 2021 09:09 PM (Ytivl)
Wouldn't it be easier to just come out with Rocky Horror Breakfast Cereal?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 11, 2021 09:09 PM (rIgyF)
Is Doug Ford related to Rob Ford? He must be.
Posted by: bluebell at May 11, 2021 09:09 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 11, 2021 09:09 PM (TdMsT)
Basically big Pharma pays the FDA to approve their drug and even hires the FDA approvers later on with cushy salaries.
If the DEA starts putting pressure on big Pharma, the drug companies use their leverage on congressmen (campaign cash) to get laws changed so they can easily peddle the opioids without government trouble.
Chris Dodd personally shut down an investigation into Purdue Pharma in his own state. Dodd was paid ridiculous amounts of money for that.
Now that states are cracking down on pill farm doctors, the cartels are shipping synthetic opioids across the border (fentanyl) either from China or homemade.
And Biden is opening the border wide for them.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 09:09 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
We're going to Helena Handbasket's house?
Well, better let her know. She might be on the ONT sometime later.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 11, 2021 09:09 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: China Joe at May 11, 2021 09:10 PM (2fjq+)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 11, 2021 09:09 PM (rIgyF)
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Sweet Transvestite Flakes
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 11, 2021 09:10 PM (Dc2NZ)
Pretty obvious which was the bitch and which was the butch in that relationship, right?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 09:10 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: InCali at May 11, 2021 09:10 PM (ov5G+)
Is Doug Ford related to Rob Ford? He must be.
Posted by: bluebell at May 11, 2021 09:09 PM (wyw4S)
I think the coke addict was better.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 11, 2021 09:10 PM (aA3+G)
The CO mask mandate has an exception for persons who cannot 'medically tolerate' wearing a mask
I can no longer tolerate wearing a mask
I pushed a cart thru King Sooper for half an hour and nobody- all masked- said a word to me
it's done
I urge all Colorado morons and hordelings to chuck the mask, and avail yourselves of this exception to the state order
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 09:10 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Hey, Joe and Jim and Hunter got their cut.
That's all that matters.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 11, 2021 09:10 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 11, 2021 09:11 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
Well, when you're stitched together from spare parts in the first place, what's the difference? Just sew a new one back on if you change your mind.
Posted by: mikeski at May 11, 2021 09:11 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 11, 2021 09:11 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2021 09:11 PM (axyOa)
Pretty obvious which was the bitch and which was the butch in that relationship, right?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 09:10 PM (JZT2F)
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After hours, Quake was a dancer at The Foundry.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 11, 2021 09:12 PM (Dc2NZ)
By abandoning the rule of law, she must mean BLM and antifa, and the politicians of both parties who won't put them out of business.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 11, 2021 09:12 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at May 11, 2021 09:12 PM (Agr8U)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 11, 2021 09:11 PM (Dc2NZ)
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I remember reading an Agatha Christie book with fish paste sandwiches, which I thought sounded absolutely horrid. I think the paste came in a tube. No thanks, I'll just have the bread.
Posted by: bluebell at May 11, 2021 09:12 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2021 09:12 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: LTCHAM at May 11, 2021 09:13 PM (dhYmp)
Pretty obvious which was the bitch and which was the butch in that relationship, right?
The alien and the lumberjack?
That's one way to tell the Travis Walton story, I guess.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 11, 2021 09:13 PM (rIgyF)
I will not sit back and watch in silence while others lead our party down a path that abandons the rule of law and joins the former president's crusade to undermine our democracy." Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY)
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Enjoy your lobbying job, dead girl.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2021 09:13 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: LTCHAM at May 11, 2021 09:13 PM (dhYmp)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 09:13 PM (iTXRQ)
Chewy Chupacabra. That's it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 09:13 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2021 09:13 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 11, 2021 09:11 PM (Dc2NZ)
Until I was around eight, I always thought that people saying "verstehest?" in Yiddish were saying "fish taste?"
Sorry, I know that doesn't answer your question. Maybe like surimi?
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 09:14 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 11, 2021 09:14 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: buzzion at May 11, 2021 09:14 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I swear the horde mind is a thing. I hadn't even read your comment but I was going to say the country is going to hell in a handbasket and we're all out of baskets. I need to quit watching Tucker. It's depressing what's going on right before our eyes and the people we elected are doing absolutely nothing. Nada. Zilch. We're truly on our own.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 11, 2021 09:14 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: dartist at May 11, 2021 09:15 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 11, 2021 09:15 PM (sFPHo)
Posted by: t-bird at May 11, 2021 09:15 PM (n/x6m)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 11, 2021 09:15 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at May 11, 2021 09:16 PM (3AD8C)
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at May 11, 2021 09:16 PM (hQrcu)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 09:16 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: buzzion
Tim should have gone to the NFL and been willing to play any position instead of insisting on QB
FB, maybe safety
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 09:16 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 11, 2021 09:16 PM (sFPHo)
I think they're running scared, because they know they're losing control. They don't know whether to shit or go blind. Look at the massive overreaction to the Capitol "insurrection". That was like the third time Pelosi's office had been invaded that Congressional term, but they didn't panic and abandon their posts the other two times.
Once was Code Pink, and once was OCrazyHo-TittyCaca's Kommunist Kiddie Krusaders group.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 09:16 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 09:17 PM (mZUr4)
Apologies to members of the blue here in the Horde.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2021 09:17 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2021 09:17 PM (mht8P)
It's quickly getting to the point that there's nothing left to lose. I hope people start acting like it.
Posted by: InCali at May 11, 2021 09:17 PM (ov5G+)
It's...interesting. Yeah, that's the ticket!
http://bitly.ws/dmQR
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 11, 2021 09:18 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 11, 2021 09:18 PM (JwiOA)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 11, 2021 09:18 PM (hOUT3)
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Better Than a Glass of Warm Milk - a limerick
A Welsh farmer guarding his sheep
An accurate count had to keep
He said "Sakes Alive!
By the time I reach 'five'
Doggone it! I've fallen asleep!"
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 09:18 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 11, 2021 09:18 PM (Dc2NZ)
There's a guy at work, and he's a good guy. But he uses "You understand what I'm sayin'" as a period. When he starts talking if he says 10 sentences, at least three of them are going to be "you understand what I'm sayin'" He's also got one of those speaking voices where he's about 5-10 decibels louder than everyone else.
Posted by: buzzion at May 11, 2021 09:18 PM (vMCab)
The kimchee we're in. It's deep.
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 11, 2021 09:18 PM (JwiOA)
Greetings, Double C!
Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 09:19 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2021 09:19 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 11, 2021 09:20 PM (OU+8W)
Dominion has promised us some victories as long as we look the other way.
Posted by: Sen. Dumb-assidy at May 11, 2021 09:20 PM (jacU8)
Posted by: bluebell at May 11, 2021 09:09 PM (wyw4S)
Doug is the stupid brother.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 09:20 PM (Bp1Bz)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 11, 2021 09:20 PM (rIgyF)
A: "Missionary"
*bzzzt* FALSE
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 11, 2021 09:15 PM (Dc2NZ)
Top.
Posted by: buzzion at May 11, 2021 09:20 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 11, 2021 09:21 PM (nxdel)
Wish I had you all here to share a jeroboam of Veuve.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2021 09:19 PM (2JVJo)
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I'm picturing you in your tux with an elegant flute of champagne. Cheers!
Posted by: bluebell at May 11, 2021 09:21 PM (wyw4S)
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Here, let me help y'all out...
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 11, 2021 09:21 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 11, 2021 09:11 PM (Dc2NZ)
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I remember reading an Agatha Christie book with fish paste sandwiches, which I thought sounded absolutely horrid. I think the paste came in a tube. No thanks, I'll just have the bread.
Posted by: bluebell at May 11, 2021 09:12 PM (wyw4S)
It's a thing overseas. The smoked salmon one is pretty good on quality bread.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 11, 2021 09:21 PM (8C7+r)
Wish I had you all here to share a jeroboam of Veuve.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2021 09:19 PM (2JVJo)
{{{MP4}}}
That would be so lovely!
Posted by: Ladyl at May 11, 2021 09:21 PM (TdMsT)
Getting to be a regular formula, bum camp = arson fires.
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at May 11, 2021 09:22 PM (2fjq+)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 11, 2021 09:22 PM (JVUo0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2021 09:22 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 11, 2021 09:22 PM (sFPHo)
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 11, 2021 09:22 PM (hrMmk)
Posted by: dartist at May 11, 2021 09:23 PM (+ya+t)
Mom needs to call her lawyer and get that bastard off the will.
And yes, sonny boy and his trash baby mama are the kind of people who are having children and raising them.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 11, 2021 09:23 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 11, 2021 09:22 PM (JVUo0)
Style book says "Severely Conservative Republicans " is the preferred form!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 11, 2021 09:23 PM (hOUT3)
I've joked for a long time about going long on football pads and gasoline.
Called the football pads too soon.
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 11, 2021 09:23 PM (JwiOA)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 11, 2021 09:24 PM (TdMsT)
Getting to be a regular formula, bum camp = arson fires.
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at May 11, 2021 09:22 PM (2fjq+)
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It's one way to get rid of old oil and gas.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2021 09:24 PM (mht8P)
Nazi thugs
Nazi thugs
Nazi thugs
FUCK OFF!!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 11, 2021 09:24 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 11, 2021 09:24 PM (rIgyF)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2021 09:24 PM (U2p+3)
Seriously, I'll be the first in line to buy a box, just for Olde Tymes' Saek.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 11, 2021 09:24 PM (Ytivl)
Africa? You mean that homogenous "country" across the ocean? Might as well honor "Earth Culture".
Posted by: t-bird at May 11, 2021 09:24 PM (dYmWY)
Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 09:25 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 11, 2021 09:25 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 11, 2021 09:25 PM (hrMmk)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 11, 2021 09:24 PM (TdMsT)
Funny how that works, but it's true!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 11, 2021 09:25 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
I read that as "Severely constipated Republicans"
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2021 09:26 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: t-bird at May 11, 2021 09:24 PM (dYmWY)
Well no, obviously, only the countries where they speak African.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 09:27 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 11, 2021 09:21 PM (nxdel)
You're welcome, Jewells.
BTW for you, or anyone else who cares - I have an extra copy of the complete Kolchak: The Night Stalker series (but not the first two TV movies). Would anyone care for it?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2021 09:27 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 09:05 PM
SCRAM
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2021 09:27 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Double Secret So Very Conservative Republicans
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 09:27 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2021 09:27 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2021 09:26 PM (U2p+3)
That works as well!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 11, 2021 09:27 PM (hOUT3)
Indeed! My day isn't complete if I don't hear from the usual suspects!
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 11, 2021 09:28 PM (nxdel)
Just started season 4.
So. Good.
But I'm not happy Rylan is turning dark. Not. Happy. .
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2021 09:24 PM (U2p+3)
That is my favorite season! Colton mentioning a certain town I know quite well. And the mystery of the old bag found in the wall. And Art -- has he said something that is equal parts funny and disturbing yet??
Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 09:28 PM (mZUr4)
There are a bunch of tents set up around city hall in protest... funny thing is they are brand new tents, and all look to be about 3-4 styles. These aren't any actual homeless people because it is way too clean and there isn't sh*t and old clothes every where and it doesn't smell bad. Real homeless encampments are disgusting, smell horrible, and are super trashy. I pass by a few of the real things every day, I know.
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 11, 2021 09:28 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 11, 2021 09:29 PM (sFPHo)
Canadians are mean SOBs, the whole nice act is
pure bullshit, worked in Montreal for a year, fuckers put clam juice in their bloody Mary's and pound poutine like it's nobody's business and every third word is either eh or aboot.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 11, 2021 09:29 PM (E0ukh)
So healthier fare can actually taste really good?? Who knew??
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2021 09:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Liz Cheney
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 11, 2021 09:29 PM (sFPHo)
COMM, Being all polite and genteel will get you nowhere here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 11, 2021 09:30 PM (hOUT3)
the nice guys are the guys that are going to stab you in the back whichever firm or team you are with
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 11, 2021 09:30 PM (cPlMq)
Africa? You mean that homogenous "country" across the ocean? Might as well honor "Earth Culture".
Posted by: t-bird at May 11, 2021 09:24 PM (dYmWY)
Yep. No difference at all between the cultures of Egypt and South Africa, Guinia and Rwanda, Seychelles and Chad. .
Posted by: LASue at May 11, 2021 09:30 PM (Ed8Zd)
The first picture might be Hawaii, but it looks like Cocoa Beach.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 11, 2021 09:31 PM (5p7BC)
There are a bunch of tents set up around city hall in protest... funny thing is they are brand new tents, and all look to be about 3-4 styles. These aren't any actual homeless people because it is way too clean and there isn't sh*t and old clothes every where and it doesn't smell bad. Real homeless encampments are disgusting, smell horrible, and are super trashy. I pass by a few of the real things every day, I know.
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 11, 2021 09:28 PM (UUBmN)
One could have great fun with a quadcopter drone toting a tiny drip torch...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 09:31 PM (Bp1Bz)
I am truly a lucky man. 47 years ago, for reasons I still cannot fathom, Mrs D said "I do."
To me!
We just enjoyed a wonderful dinner and now we're sipping a pleasant wine and a quiet evening.
Have a great night Hordemates!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2021 09:32 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 11, 2021 09:31 PM (5p7BC)
I thought so too
Posted by: Major Healy at May 11, 2021 09:32 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 11, 2021 09:32 PM (JVUo0)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 11, 2021 09:32 PM (sFPHo)
I will be so glad when I am finally finished with it all on December 31.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2021 09:32 PM (2JVJo)
Liz Cheney
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 11, 2021 09:29 PM (sFPHo)
Exactly, {{{COMountainMarie}}}
Posted by: Ladyl at May 11, 2021 09:32 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 11, 2021 09:33 PM (cPlMq)
Posted by: Major Healy at May 11, 2021 09:33 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2021 09:33 PM (DMUuz)
There are a bunch of tents set up around city hall in protest... funny thing is they are brand new tents, and all look to be about 3-4 styles. These aren't any actual homeless people because it is way too clean and there isn't sh*t and old clothes every where and it doesn't smell bad. Real homeless encampments are disgusting, smell horrible, and are super trashy. I pass by a few of the real things every day, I know.
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 11, 2021 09:28 PM (UUBmN)
There's a phase in period so they won't start being arrested for a while. But most seemed to have gotten the memo and packed up. I hope the statewide ban passes (did it already?); otherwise they're just going to move north and south under 35.
I say let's ship em all to Venice, California. Newsome is ready to pay them big buck s
Posted by: LASue at May 11, 2021 09:33 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 09:34 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 11, 2021 09:34 PM (sFPHo)
http://bitly.ws/dmRC
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 11, 2021 09:34 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Joey Fingers at May 11, 2021 09:34 PM (dJs6r)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 11, 2021 09:32 PM (JVUo0)
#twoweeks
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 09:34 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2021 09:34 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Diogenes
***
Congratulations you sly old dog! She must be a saint!
*raises a glass*
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 09:35 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 11, 2021 09:35 PM (sFPHo)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 11, 2021 09:35 PM (rIgyF)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 11, 2021 09:35 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Dave in Fla"
Missing the tiki hut.
Posted by: pawn at May 11, 2021 09:35 PM (Cfk8j)
After reading the article, I was wondering how they knew which kids were from which country. Something's not right here.
Posted by: Toni at May 11, 2021 09:35 PM (/c+mq)
Posted by: Zettai at May 11, 2021 09:35 PM (KyI76)
There have to be some real skeletons in that dude's closet.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 11, 2021 09:35 PM (Atzlh)
Liz Cheney
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 11, 2021 09:29 PM (sFPHo)
---------------
We can spit in here now? I thought that was just in the barrel.
Posted by: dartist at May 11, 2021 09:36 PM (+ya+t)
...
Posted by: Nova local at May 11, 2021 09:36 PM (b1h2x)
5. "So MSM thinks Liz Cheney is a 'real leader'? She's more of a pleader if you ask me. Amirite? Amirite??
4. "If John Kerry's face grows any longer he's gonna require a fresh hay bale by his Senate seat and have to stomp his votes into the record"
3. "[censored by Bob @ NSA because it hurt his feelings]"
2. "Again with the Zappa MisHum?!! You are obsessed!!"
1. "If you ask me that qdpsteve fella is kinda nutty and fruity, but whatcha expect from a Californian??"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2021 09:36 PM (L2ZTs)
Playing Ride of the Valkyries.
Posted by: pep at May 11, 2021 09:36 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 11, 2021 09:36 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Dave in Fla"
I thought of Sunset Beach on Delaware Bay, but it's missing a concrete shipwreck.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 11, 2021 09:37 PM (rIgyF)
Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2021 09:34 PM (0OP+5)
WT101 is a very underrated bourbon. Decent sipper. Great mixer. Highly affordable. Good bottle to always have on hand
Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 09:37 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Zettai at May 11, 2021 09:35 PM (KyI76)
Aw, I like Marmite. Just a tiny bit, 50/50 with butter on toast.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 09:37 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 09:05 PM
SCRAM
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2021 09:27 PM (DMUuz)
Commencing fast recovery startup, aye.
Posted by: Flashbacks are hell at May 11, 2021 09:38 PM (rCUg/)
Just a hunch.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 11, 2021 09:38 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2021 09:38 PM (L2ZTs)
I read about the "phase in"...a month to study the problem and inform the public... they knew it was coming and had absolutely no plan.
Are you going to met us for lunch in SW Austin on the 28th?
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 11, 2021 09:38 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Flashbacks are hell at May 11, 2021 09:38 PM (rCUg/)
OK, who's the nuc.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 09:38 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 09:38 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2021 09:36 PM
*snort
Posted by: Zettai at May 11, 2021 09:38 PM (KyI76)
So healthier fare can actually taste really good?? Who knew??
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2021 09:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Welcome to the club! Anything can taste good if you know how to prep and cook it...
Okay, almost anything...I still have never brought durian in my house, even though it's been on sale at my local HMart and the kids really wanted to see if the cooking shows were exaggerating...
Posted by: Nova local at May 11, 2021 09:39 PM (b1h2x)
Posted by: Marmite at May 11, 2021 09:39 PM (JwiOA)
Posted by: Infidel at May 11, 2021 09:39 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 09:40 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Pete Bog at May 11, 2021 09:40 PM (bzrNB)
I'm sure there's still too much salt and carbs but compared to what I've been eating, Greek/mediterranean fare will probably look to my system like twigs and branches.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2021 09:41 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 11, 2021 09:38 PM (UUBmN)
Was not aware of lunch plans! I may be in la but if not I'd love to join you
Posted by: LASue at May 11, 2021 09:41 PM (Ed8Zd)
It's waaay more fun up here!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 11, 2021 09:41 PM (sFPHo)
That Bob Marley tune brought back memories although I wished you had picked smething more lively. I saw him at the Music Hall in Boston when he was at his best. He danced the whole night. It ws one of the best concerts I ever saw. The entire auditorium was dancing. My son picked a Marley tune for our dance at his wedding.
You know in Ethiopia he was considered a God.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2021 09:41 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2021 09:42 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 09:42 PM (iTXRQ)
Email me in my nic and I'll get details to you!
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 11, 2021 09:43 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Funsize at May 11, 2021 09:43 PM (7rueL)
Posted by: Zettai at May 11, 2021 09:43 PM (KyI76)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 09:40 PM (iTXRQ)
They can prescribe antibiotics that clean that up real quick these days.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2021 09:43 PM (tRyhU)
Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2021 09:43 PM (0OP+5)
really!
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 09:43 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace
Eating fish paste for ten straight years? Fuck that.
But toast with butter, a fried egg and sliced avocado on top, drizzled liberally with Bovril? Ohhhh, be still my taste buds.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 11, 2021 09:43 PM (Ytivl)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 09:38 PM (Fc5rx)
You have to add the optiona-at-extra cost gutters and smug collectors, then you can run the generator on the smug.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 09:43 PM (Bp1Bz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2021 09:43 PM (L2ZTs)
Nagging voice tells me those babies found alone in the desert were probably destined for a major Democrat donor. We all know how they are.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2021 09:44 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 11, 2021 09:41 PM (sFPHo)
Any AoS is better than anything else on the intertubez, and the ONT is better than anything else on AoS!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at May 11, 2021 09:44 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 11, 2021 09:44 PM (JwiOA)
Posted by: Sarah Silverman at May 11, 2021 09:44 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2021 09:41 PM (L2ZTs)
It's great - I make it a lot b/c it's easy to drop the dairy/tree nuts (which I can't have), and still have plenty of flavor.
I also make Asian cuisines a lot for the same reason (although my youngest kid still says I can't quite make Indian "butter" chicken as well as the restaurant - but having to make do with vegan butter and Asian coconut milk is limiting to how much fatty mouth feel you can get)...it might also be b/c I add a ton of roasted veg to mine to make it a one pot meal, and he is still on the anti-veg train (although he's finally willing to hop on every now and then)...
Posted by: Nova local at May 11, 2021 09:45 PM (b1h2x)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 11, 2021 09:41 PM (sFPHo)
Any AoS is better than anything else on the intertubez, and the ONT is better than anything else on AoS!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at May 11, 2021 09:44 PM (hOUT3
Thinks about how many hours I've spent here....
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 09:45 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2021 09:44 PM (EZebt)
I guess it is a tribute (of sorts) to my "ethics", but I did not even think of that when I read the article!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at May 11, 2021 09:45 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2021 09:46 PM (1ENjc)
I saw Sex Tap open for Hole in a club in Aberdeen, Washington, back in '92.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 09:46 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2021 09:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Sarah Silverman at May 11, 2021 09:44 PM (bTQ72)
For the stallion's sake, I hope they pixilate his face.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 09:46 PM (Bp1Bz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
****
I'm probably going to regret asking, but what is smug?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 09:47 PM (Fc5rx)
Any AoS is better than anything else on the intertubez, and the ONT is better than anything else on AoS!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at May 11, 2021 09:44 PM (hOUT3)
MisHum does us proud, that's for sure.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 11, 2021 09:47 PM (TdMsT)
Perhaps they paid off Plugs, but forgot to pay off Cruella.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 09:47 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Years. SMH. Crap, now that I think about it, 15. fk.
Posted by: Infidel at May 11, 2021 09:47 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2021 09:47 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2021 09:47 PM (sd8p8)
My first thought was the same...those girls were to be trafficked. I wonder why they were dumped?
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 11, 2021 09:47 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 09:46 PM (Bp1Bz)
Neigh!
Posted by: J F Kerry at May 11, 2021 09:47 PM (hOUT3)
https://tinyurl.com/2wv966zk
https://tinyurl.com/vjdnzt3w
https://tinyurl.com/ynexy9ea
https://tinyurl.com/ufmj984r
https://tinyurl.com/52kzu9je
Posted by: kbdabear at May 11, 2021 09:48 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: exdem13 at May 11, 2021 09:48 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 11, 2021 09:49 PM (TdMsT)
Sen. Mark Warner wipes spittle from the corner of his mouth.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2021 09:49 PM (1ENjc)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 11, 2021 09:49 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2021 09:49 PM (L2ZTs)
This is truth. I rarely visit other sites anymore. All the news one needs, J.J. provides. All other CoBs provide the wisdom and fun.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 11, 2021 09:50 PM (sFPHo)
Posted by: S
fists of fury
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 11, 2021 09:50 PM (cPlMq)
There was an article just the other day that claims that sardines will keep you from getting a heart attack (risk went from 30% to 8%, or something like that -- it was substantial).
We ate a fair amount of canned sardines and canned mackerel back then. Haven't eaten either of 'em in years.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 09:50 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2021 09:50 PM (1ENjc)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
zerohedge
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 11, 2021 09:50 PM (cPlMq)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 09:47 PM (Fc5rx)
It's the emanation from all "alternative energy" sources, and "carbon-neutral" transportation vehicles. Teslas, for example, emit it by the ton.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 09:50 PM (Bp1Bz)
Posted by: Toni at May 11, 2021 09:35 PM (/c+mq)
It's all BS and PR.
Posted by: InCali at May 11, 2021 09:50 PM (ov5G+)
I'd also like to know what fucking lie they are talking about. You would have to be a political moron to not see that you have a political goldmine of voter anger to capitalize on, whether you believe it personally or not. Waving that away and thinking you will win by appealing to NeverTrump policy wonks is idiocy.
Andrew Jackson turned a stolen election into a generation of political victory, but I guess history is not something these lightweights have even a passing familiarity with.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 11, 2021 09:50 PM (5p7BC)
Sen. Mark Warner wipes spittle from the corner of his mouth.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2021 09:49 PM (1ENjc)
As he thinks of the graft potential!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at May 11, 2021 09:50 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow
see my comment up thread
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 09:50 PM (iTXRQ)
Yeah, that's not spittle, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 09:50 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 11, 2021 09:51 PM (bTQ72)
https://tinyurl.com/94t8mzmr
https://tinyurl.com/2jpan3vc
https://tinyurl.com/dsdxmudd
https://tinyurl.com/eyyr2ps
https://tinyurl.com/3b96cy5j
Posted by: kbdabear at May 11, 2021 09:51 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 11, 2021 09:51 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 11, 2021 09:51 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2021 09:51 PM (L2ZTs)
Damn polesucker extended the mask mandate by another month ARRGH!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow
Maybe we should have the mo me here? Almost no masks.
Posted by: Infidel at May 11, 2021 09:51 PM (E0OEG)
Nagging voice tells me those babies found alone in the desert were probably destined for a major Democrat donor. We all know how they are.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2021 09:44 PM
Not to nit-pick or anything, SanFran, but the Cyrillic "B" is actually a 'v' sound... It should be "dobryi vecher" if it's going to be transliterated...
Posted by: Zettai at May 11, 2021 09:51 PM (KyI76)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 09:50 PM (Bp1Bz)
Even when they are parked!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at May 11, 2021 09:51 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 09:51 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 11, 2021 09:52 PM (JwiOA)
Posted by: qdpsteve
***
Hay! Don't hate me bro. A stallion's gotta make a living. I've got to put oats on the table and baby needs a new
Posted by: A stallion at May 11, 2021 09:52 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2021 09:43 PM (0OP+5)
Would not have thought to do that (I would use Valentina in this context), but I'll give it a shot.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 11, 2021 09:52 PM (t+qrx)
My idea is to put together a "great unmasking" at their store. I think you'd need 30 or 40 people to form a kind of flash mob. Everyone trickles into the store on a Saturday, wearing masks, about 15 or 20 minutes before noon -- enough time to fill your cart with all your weekly and monthly groceries. Real stuff you intend to buy, and enough of it that your cart is quite full by noon.
Then right at 12:00, everyone gathers in an aisle, removes their masks all at the same time, and then returns to shopping. If an employee tells you to put your mask on say that you'll leave instead, and walk directly toward the door, leaving your loaded cart behind. They would quickly have traffic jams with abandoned carts filled to the brim with product that they will have to restock to the shelves.
Pretty quickly I think they would stop telling people to comply, and would tell you instead to just finish your shopping and then leave the store -- which is exactly what you wanted to do in the first place. And at that moment, they would have lost their ability to mandate masks.
Thoughts?
Posted by: Half Dozen at May 11, 2021 09:52 PM (dJs6r)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
****
I'm probably going to regret asking, but what is smug?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 09:47 PM (Fc5rx)
----------------------------
It's the sense of superiority generated by virtue signaling. South Park did an episode on it when Gerald gets a hybrid car.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 11, 2021 09:52 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2021 09:52 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2021 09:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Yes. I rarely make French, b/c you do lose a lot there without dairy...although my teen girls have perfected a dairy free savory soufflé - of course, it involves a lot of bacon, but it also has green things in it, and no sauce, so for French, my kids probably found the recipe in their diet recipe books (they found it, I didn't - I don't make soufflés b/c they are a pita, but my kids like being better cooks than Food Network contestants).
Posted by: Nova local at May 11, 2021 09:53 PM (b1h2x)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2021 09:53 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 11, 2021 09:53 PM (Atzlh)
Posted by: pookysgirl, giving out hugs at May 11, 2021 09:53 PM (XKZwp)
I thought a 'Wyoming bikini' was a union suit covered with bear fur?
Posted by: qdpsteve
ONE layer of Gortex.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 11, 2021 09:53 PM (r1z5A)
This is how I am certain Liz is full of sht, if I had no other sources of information - I am a former United States Marine, and she's telling me that refusing to agree that the election wasn't stolen puts me "at war with the Constitution"?
Lady GFY
Posted by: fen at May 11, 2021 09:54 PM (83lwH)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 11, 2021 09:54 PM (sFPHo)
Posted by: buzzion
He's going to play for Jacksonville as a TE for his college coach, Urban Meyer, who just became the head coach there. Instead of playing baseball the last 5 years Tebow shoulda been playing TE. He could have made any team playing that position but the 2011 season of miraculous finishes when he helmed the Broncos went to his head.
He also married a South African beauty queen, unlike KrapperDick, whose mind was captured by an ugly commie woman. Which is why Nike is willing to Colon K a yuge amount of money as a spokesasshole.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 11, 2021 09:54 PM (Atzlh)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 11, 2021 09:54 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 09:55 PM (Bp1Bz)
It says so right on the order forms. It's how Biden knows where to fly them.
Posted by: t-bird at May 11, 2021 09:55 PM (OFJlJ)
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You like to play with fire, I see.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 11, 2021 09:55 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at May 11, 2021 09:45 PM (hOUT3)
It's the first thing I think of. Most people you don't know personally are having sex with kids. And even some of the people you do know.
Posted by: InCali at May 11, 2021 09:55 PM (ov5G+)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2021 09:55 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 11, 2021 09:55 PM (cPlMq)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 11, 2021 09:50 PM (sFPHo)
You're spot on! The bookmarks in my "News" folder are chock full of sites that I used to click on daily. They've all become useless!
Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 09:55 PM (mZUr4)
And (b), I've learned Zappa is one of the few 'safer' topics re MisHum. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2021 09:56 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2021 09:56 PM (1ENjc)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2021 09:57 PM (s9fsa)
Love, prayer and forgiveness are powerful resources indeed.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at May 11, 2021 09:57 PM (rwusL)
Pretty obvious which was the bitch and which was the butch in that relationship, right?
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Whoa, you really turned that wayback machine up a notch!
Posted by: exdem13 at May 11, 2021 09:58 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2021 09:58 PM (sd8p8)
I thought it was some regional Alberta term for tar sands or something.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 09:58 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: InCali at May 11, 2021 09:55 PM (ov5G+)
Sadly, I fear you are probably right, but words fail me here (mostly because I do not want to get banned). But some serious smiting is long overdue!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at May 11, 2021 09:58 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 09:58 PM (Bp1Bz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2021 09:59 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2021 09:59 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 09:58 PM (Fc5rx)
Tar sands emit negative smug.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 09:59 PM (Bp1Bz)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 09:59 PM (Fc5rx)
The only way that's happening is hot tubs apres ski. There might not be a loser in this battle.
Posted by: t-bird at May 11, 2021 10:00 PM (XHrkn)
Posted by: I
you think the majority of the country is having sex with kids?
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 11, 2021 10:00 PM (cPlMq)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2021 10:00 PM (sd8p8)
his way out of recall by offering *another* stim check for 600 more
bucks.
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I don't think he's going anywhere. Auntie Nancy will make it all better for Gavi.
Posted by: dartist at May 11, 2021 10:00 PM (+ya+t)
I read somewhere that at any given time, 16% of the females in the US Navy are pregnant.
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at May 11, 2021 10:01 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 11, 2021 10:01 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2021 10:01 PM (1ENjc)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2021 10:01 PM (nI1Kq)
Posted by: Pop at May 11, 2021 10:01 PM (Fc5rx)
Funny that, I have an unbelievably large speed-dial page (complied over the years) and the only entries I now typically actually need and use are AoS, NWS weather, and email links!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at May 11, 2021 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: R
the rest are saving it for an emergency?
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 11, 2021 10:01 PM (cPlMq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 10:02 PM (Bp1Bz)
.
Posted by: SixWeeks at May 11, 2021 09:54 PM (lf5n1)
I didn't know he still had his driver's license.
He seems a bit confused to operate vehicle, but a ride is a ride!
Posted by: LASue at May 11, 2021 10:02 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 11, 2021 10:00 PM (cPlMq)
Yep.
Posted by: InCali at May 11, 2021 10:02 PM (ov5G+)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 09:47 PM (Fc5rx)
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It's the sense of superiority generated by virtue signaling. South Park did an episode on it when Gerald gets a hybrid car.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 11, 2021 09:52 PM (CAJOC)
Was he driving a Pius?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 11, 2021 10:02 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Major Healy
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Ironically, not a single house in I Dream of Jeanie looked like Cocoa Beach.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 11, 2021 10:03 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 11, 2021 10:00 PM (cPlMq)
Yep.
Posted by: I
that is insane
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 11, 2021 10:03 PM (cPlMq)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 11, 2021 10:03 PM (sFPHo)
Posted by: Half Dozen at May 11, 2021 10:03 PM (dJs6r)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 11, 2021 10:03 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow
one more reason for me to avoid Costco
I'm tired of this mask shit
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 10:03 PM (iTXRQ)
Or something like that...
Posted by: COM
ruins you for every other site
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 11, 2021 10:04 PM (cPlMq)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 10:04 PM (iTXRQ)
Drugmaker Eli Lilly & Co. Inc. plans to fully reopen its downtown Indianapolis headquarters July 12. No mask requirement. No vaccine requirement.
That step will come after a soft reopening June 1 when the headquarters will open to 25% capacity for employees who have been vaccinated and wear masks indoors.
https://archive.is/CHNq0
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2021 10:04 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2021 10:05 PM (tRyhU)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2021 10:05 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: sharon
Western CO as opposed to the Denver area. Polesmoker is asshoe.
Posted by: Infidel at May 11, 2021 10:05 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: Eromero
Lawrence is a pretty religious young man, I believe. Tebow has always succeeded through sheer hard work and his faith, so I am looking forward to watching them play in the same team. It would be like God to chastise the NFL for its catering to criminality and wokeism by helping those two succeed on that shitty team.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 11, 2021 10:05 PM (Atzlh)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 10:05 PM (4fSQf)
Ace of Spades
Kim duToit
Mostly Cajun
Tools of Renewal
and I wish they had a grey'd out font for Instapundit. I'll give it a scan, but it's been a long time since it was a "go to" web destination.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 11, 2021 10:05 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: davidt at May 11, 2021 10:05 PM (pnSY9)
are having sex with kids. And even some of the people you do know.
Posted by: I
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Would that be you?
Posted by: dartist at May 11, 2021 10:05 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 11, 2021 10:05 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 11, 2021 10:05 PM (bTQ72)
Nazi thugs
Nazi thugs
Nazi thugs
FUCK OFF!!!
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I guess the "evicted Loyalist" strain is coming to the fore again, along with a bunch of Quebecois who think they are smarter & more special than everyone else.
Posted by: exdem13 at May 11, 2021 10:06 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2021 10:06 PM (1ENjc)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 10:06 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2021 10:05 PM (tRyhU)
Yes..plese give us your bank account and social security so we can deposit coreckly
Posted by: EyeRS at May 11, 2021 10:07 PM (+I6Y/)
Yeah, same as the one Trump sent out, pretty much.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 10:07 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: a.moron at May 11, 2021 10:07 PM (I5FZ1)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 11, 2021 10:07 PM (sFPHo)
Although I wouldn't be surprised if the Feds want to do another stimulus right before the midterms. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2021 10:07 PM (L2ZTs)
start singing in the middle of a mall or train station but not the ones
that break into stores and rob them.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
Love the ones where it's an entire orchestra that forms.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 11, 2021 10:07 PM (r1z5A)
By the same government that gave root control to the Office of Personnel Management to a contractor residing in China.
DHS already has their people in the master control centers for many of these utilities. Its far more likely the Colonial pipeline downtime is a DeepState op.
Of course a Democrat Senator would want even more control by the utterly corrupt government to make easier their agenda to destroy the former United States.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 11, 2021 10:07 PM (OPD+s)
Posted by: sharon
There is a great one I posted years ago at Christmas. Denver airport, flash mob doing 40's music/dancing at Christmas time.
Posted by: Infidel at May 11, 2021 10:08 PM (E0OEG)
who sucks cocks by choice. His solution is
"I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help."
Reagan's nine most terrifying words. Say, Mark, what new solutions have you 'helped' implement after the OPM hack? The WH email hack? The hundreds of city/county/state level ransom attacks? You've been in office for all of these, and many more.
***********
Evening, all.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 11, 2021 10:08 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 11, 2021 10:05 PM (bTQ72)
Isn't she married to that Borat douchebag?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2021 10:08 PM (s9fsa)
Posted by: s
now they just burn shit
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 11, 2021 10:08 PM (cPlMq)
stimulus or something from Biden? It can't be another new check, is he
just crowing about what was already sent out? It said something like:
expect $4200 to be deposited in the next 11 days. Almost seems like a
scam but my wife said it looked official.
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I got one. He's crowing about the $1400 added to the first $600 and we got what he promised, except the $600 was from Trump.
Posted by: dartist at May 11, 2021 10:09 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2021 10:09 PM (sd8p8)
I keep expecting one of his former students to come forward from when he was teaching high school.
But I wouldn't bet either way on it being male or female.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 10:09 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 11, 2021 10:09 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: banana Dream
yeah, he said he was printing up another $1400 for me
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 10:09 PM (iTXRQ)
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I miss those too. They were fun & uplifting videos. One more thing the Age of Wuhan Panic has stolen from us.
Posted by: exdem13 at May 11, 2021 10:09 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow
I'd wear one of those huge-ass witch doctor masks with the feather ankle things and grass pants. And a spear or blowgun. I'd probably go the blowgun route now that I think about it. More versatile.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2021 10:10 PM (tRyhU)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 11, 2021 10:10 PM (5p7BC)
gates, Zuckerburg, and Bezos and wildly rich geeks who
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 11, 2021 10:10 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2021 09:59 PM (L2ZTs)
I used to hang out at Hot Gas a lot. In my pre-AOS days, it was my 2nd stop - after the site that rhymes with "nudge". Left Hot Gas when it went to Facebook commenting. Used to read Townhall a lot (R.I.P. Mike S. Adams). But there's nothing like this place!
Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 10:10 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2021 10:05 PM (tRyhU)
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I got a similar letter last week, I believe. Of course, we had gotten our stimulus payment many weeks before. Does Biden take credit for the $600 payment from December?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 11, 2021 10:10 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 10:10 PM (Fc5rx)
Instead of blowing up half of Australia, why didn't Nyah just wear the damn mask, socially distance and quarantine for a fortnight?
Wear two masks just to make sure.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 11, 2021 10:10 PM (OPD+s)
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at May 11, 2021 10:10 PM (qpX6U)
He's still allowed to operate a HoverRound, but only during daylight hours, and not on controlled-access highways.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 10:11 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 11, 2021 10:11 PM (cPlMq)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2021 10:11 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 10:09 PM (JZT2F)
Could be a tranny skeleton, too. Kneebone connected to the Thai bone.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 10:11 PM (Bp1Bz)
Israeli tanks headed for the Gaza border.
Middle East is blowing up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
David Frum blames Trump.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2021 10:11 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 11, 2021 10:12 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 10:12 PM (iTXRQ)
buncha girls in burlap thngs
Posted by: confederatefifth
Hate to tell you but that's not burlap. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2021 10:12 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 11, 2021 10:12 PM (cPlMq)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at May 11, 2021 10:13 PM (G6Lqs)
Posted by: Infidel at May 11, 2021 10:13 PM (E0OEG)
buncha girls in burlap thngs
Posted by: confederatefifth
Hate to tell you but that's not burlap. . .
Posted by: T
you mean those girls just spend a semester abroad in europe?
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 11, 2021 10:13 PM (cPlMq)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 11, 2021 10:13 PM (bTQ72)
It could be that America's raw materials, its citizens, are as strong and capable as they ever were, but the dumb f*ckers we have placed in charge of educating and governing them are incompetent, insolent, self-aggrandizing assholes that refuse to follow tried and tests methodology because they either believe themselves more intelligent and enlightened than the sum-total of all human knowledge that came before them or they are intentionally sabotaging institutions and individuals because they know to support those institutions and individuals would leave them in their meaningless positions while others excell.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 11, 2021 10:14 PM (uSj2T)
Like, whatever, dude.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 10:14 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2021 10:14 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 10:14 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 11, 2021 10:15 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Half Dozen at May 11, 2021 09:52 PM (dJs6r)
Even though there is no hassle within Sams Club, I still use the free pickup service where I can, over time, fill the cart as needed, then schedule to pick it up first thing the next morning. I just sit in the car for two minutes rather than wander around the store aimlessly for an hour.
What is not to like? And they ship free whatever is not in stock (and doesn't require refrigeration)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 11, 2021 10:15 PM (OPD+s)
>>> Costco has policy that if you cannot medically wear a mask you have to wear a face shield
Posted by: westminsterdogshow
I'd wear one of those huge-ass witch doctor masks with the feather ankle things and grass pants. And a spear or blowgun. I'd probably go the blowgun route now that I think about it. More versatile.
Posted by: banana Dream
White pillowcase with two eye holes.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2021 10:16 PM (63Dwl)
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I heard something earlier IDF blew up Hamas HQ. Don't know much about Israel except I wouldn't fuck with them.
Posted by: dartist at May 11, 2021 10:16 PM (+ya+t)
Fixed that for.....them? Which of the three are you?
Posted by: mikeski at May 11, 2021 10:16 PM (P1f+c)
Like, whatever, dude.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 10:14 PM (JZT2F)
Right. Might as well say that the sun rising in the east is a sign of end times.
Posted by: LASue at May 11, 2021 10:16 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by:Tonypete
Skin of their enemies?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
When I worked in ME we noticed the women's hockey games were much more violent than that of the men's.
Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2021 10:16 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 11, 2021 10:17 PM (sFPHo)
Doc Holliday sez "Apparently my hypocrisy knows no bounds."
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 11, 2021 10:18 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 10:14 PM (Fc5rx)
Using solar panels legitimately! But we have standards to maintain!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 10:18 PM (Bp1Bz)
I have REALLY small teeth, so the "tab" that the crown can be glued to is practically nonexistent. The darn thing fell off tonight right before we got in bed.
Guess I will be visiting the dentist tomorrow to get it glued in again.
Either that, or look like even more of a gap-toothed hillbilly than I did before!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - The Original Fanilow (since 1974) at May 11, 2021 10:18 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 10:18 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2021 10:16 PM (63Dwl)
I got a rock
-- Charlie Brown
Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2021 10:18 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 10:19 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
we are The Few
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 10:19 PM (iTXRQ)
Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2021 10:16 PM (Rvt8
PMS is a bitch.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 11, 2021 10:19 PM (s9fsa)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 11, 2021 10:19 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Obligation Information Packet at May 11, 2021 10:19 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow
Oh, my! Yes it would.
Posted by: Infidel at May 11, 2021 10:20 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by:Tonypete
I've been in 12+ hurricanes, 4 riots, countless wildfires, hostage standoffs, etc.. The family reunion in Wyoming scared me.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 11, 2021 10:20 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2021 10:20 PM (Z9FiC)
Posted by: CppThis at May 11, 2021 10:21 PM (zcf1k)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2021 10:21 PM (sd8p8)
"Histology of a Murder" is great too, but you need a microscope to watch it.
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Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 11, 2021 10:10 PM (5p7BC)
Since she's married to that leftist freak Sasha Cohen,she might find you ideologically repugnant. Which you should take as a compliment.
Posted by: LASue at May 11, 2021 10:21 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: R
the rest are saving it for an emergency?
Posted by: confederatefifth
The number typically reaches 50% right before a long deployment to the Persian Gulf.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 11, 2021 10:21 PM (Atzlh)
Posted by: Infidel at May 11, 2021 10:21 PM (E0OEG)
****
Reading this comment I got a quick mental image of women's bikini hockey. Unfortunately it resembled nothing so much as Sumos on Ice
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 10:22 PM (Fc5rx)
Like, whatever, dude.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 10:14 PM (JZT2F)
Right. Might as well say that the sun rising in the east is a sign of end times.
Posted by: LASue at May 11, 2021 10:16 PM (Ed8Zd)
Immanentizing the eschaton. I think the left is doing that nowadays. Trying to bring about Marx's collapse of world capitalism which would usher in the worker's utopia.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2021 10:22 PM (tRyhU)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
Yes, that is my biggest worry. I don't participate, but they are destroying an entire generation.
Posted by: Infidel at May 11, 2021 10:23 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2021 10:22 PM (tRyhU)
That's it. They want total rubble and chaos in order to tell everyone they have such a fair and equitable style of government.
Of course, they leave out the part about the digging your own ditch to die in and the bullet to the head.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2021 10:24 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2021 10:22 PM
Over my. dead. body.
Posted by: Zettai at May 11, 2021 10:24 PM (KyI76)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2021 10:25 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 10:18 PM (Fc5rx)
Aussies that I know say it's the world's best hangover cure. I hope I never find out.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 11, 2021 10:26 PM (tRyhU)
Posted by: dartist at May 11, 2021 10:27 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2021 10:27 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2021 10:27 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2021 10:27 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Zettai at May 11, 2021 10:24 PM (KyI76)
They truly believe that is part of the plan, comrade!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at May 11, 2021 10:27 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Zettai at May 11, 2021 10:27 PM (KyI76)
Do they apply it topically, or as a suppository?
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Posted by: Muldoon
We thought about it for a long time, "Endeavor to persevere." And when we had thought about it long enough, we declared war on the Union.
-- Lone Watie
Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2021 10:28 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2021 10:28 PM (63Dwl)
Middle East is blowing up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Which is just what Iran's man in DC, John Kerry, and Biden were hoping for when they restarted the Iran Nuke Deal and started paying the Palis again.
Trump negotiated peace treaties in the ME. The DemonRats cause war. Fucking criminal organization.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 11, 2021 10:30 PM (Atzlh)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2021 10:21 PM (sd8p
The worst part of this pandemic nonsense is the psychological damage done to already weak-minded people.
I can name a number of people who will never recover mentally. Their entire world is terror.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 11, 2021 10:30 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2021 10:31 PM (mht8P)
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Supposedly they told the Biden Admin to stay out of it. Somebody is going to get fucked up I hope.
Posted by: dartist at May 11, 2021 10:31 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at May 11, 2021 10:27 PM
No plan remains operative after contact with an enraged Zettai...
Posted by: Zettai at May 11, 2021 10:31 PM (KyI76)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 11, 2021 10:30 PM (TdMsT)
I really fear for the young children that are growing up in a totally abnormal (and apparently) threatening environment, who are missing a key aspect of being civilized by interacting with others on a daily basis.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at May 11, 2021 10:33 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 10:35 PM (iTXRQ)
Sadly, I suppose, these are some of the reasons why I'm glad I'm on this side of life.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 11, 2021 10:35 PM (sFPHo)
I really fear for the young children that are growing up in a totally abnormal (and apparently) threatening environment, who are missing a key aspect of being civilized by interacting with others on a daily basis.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges!
__________
Guess that makes me a savage. I stopped interacting with anyone except Her Majesty a long time ago.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2021 10:36 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2021 10:36 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Zettai at May 11, 2021 10:31 PM (KyI76)
That is the part of the plan that is always the most difficult to predict. But I am confident that the general public's response to a stolen election, mask mandates, pseudo-vaccine, arbitrary shutdown orders, and widespread tolerance of BLM devastation bodes well for a vigorous resistance force to appear!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at May 11, 2021 10:37 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Zettai
I wonder if the IDF has a "to do" list.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 11, 2021 10:37 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 11, 2021 10:37 PM (rIgyF)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 11, 2021 10:38 PM (KAi1n)
Thanks Mis Hum
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2021 10:20 PM (Z9FiC)
Sorry about that
I swore you said the 2 pics we're from Hawaii
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 11, 2021 10:38 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Zettai at May 11, 2021 09:51 PM (KyI76)
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You are in fact the only moron from whom I will accept this nit. I went for the shape of the letter rather than the sound. Camoe camoe
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2021 10:38 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Zettai at May 11, 2021 10:38 PM (KyI76)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2021 10:39 PM (1ENjc)
How does that even work???
Posted by: Emmie at May 11, 2021 10:41 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 10:41 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 11, 2021 10:38 PM (KAi1n)
Thank you for your service.
(*ducks*)
Posted by: LASue at May 11, 2021 10:41 PM (Ed8Zd)
I guess I waited too long. All gas stations out of gas in town.
Enough gas for two more trips to work. What now?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 11, 2021 10:42 PM (uSj2T)
Posted by: S
they should be court martiald for that
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 11, 2021 10:42 PM (cPlMq)
Man.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2021 10:42 PM (1ENjc)
Posted by: Commissar H
everybody is going to be fine
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 11, 2021 10:44 PM (cPlMq)
I'm reminded of the time I went to a "Slut Walk", billed as women marching dressed as, well... sluts.
It was... disappointing.
Yes, there were scantily-clad women there (or at least scantily-clad creatures that possibly would pass a chromosome test, on a good day), but not any that I was really interested in seeing.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 10:44 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Tinfoil Hat at May 11, 2021 10:45 PM (JwiOA)
Posted by: Emmie
it's Science™, dammit
personally, I don't think Polesmoker will ever rescind the mask order
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 11, 2021 10:45 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Zettai at May 11, 2021 09:51 PM (KyI76)
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You are in fact the only moron from whom I will accept this nit. I went for the shape of the letter rather than the sound. Camoe camoe
Posted by: San Franpsycho
All I knows about this stuff is that years ago when I was dating a Bulgarian girl, I spent a few weeks learning Bulgarian Cyrillic and basic conversation, and she thought that was very sweet.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 11, 2021 10:46 PM (KAi1n)
What about Joan Crawford?
Crawford character: "Trog! Give me the child, Trog! Put the child down, Trog!"
Me as a child: "Don't listen to her, Trog! Do NOT give her the child. That bitch be scary."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 10:46 PM (JZT2F)
I guess I waited too long. All gas stations out of gas in town.
Enough gas for two more trips to work. What now?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 11, 2021 10:42 PM (uSj2T)
I told my kids on Saturday to fill up and keep their tanks topped off for a few weeks just in case. Luckily we don'thave anywhere far from here to drive right now.
Posted by: LASue at May 11, 2021 10:47 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2021 10:47 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: confederatefifth
They should be, but what mostly happens is they get shore duty and wait until the ship is a month out and then get an abortion, and then meet the ship when it comes back in 5 months.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 11, 2021 10:47 PM (Ytivl)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2021 10:48 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 11, 2021 10:42 PM (uSj2T)
Camp at work?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 10:48 PM (Bp1Bz)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 10:49 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 10:48 PM (Bp1Bz)
.....
I've got better liquor at home.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 11, 2021 10:49 PM (aJJGg)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 11, 2021 10:49 PM (KAi1n)
Dogs fed, evening prayers said, pain medication taken. Good night, Hordians. Coffee time is 0500 here at Schloss Hadrian.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2021 10:49 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2021 10:50 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: LASue at May 11, 2021 10:50 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 10:51 PM (JZT2F)
So my grand total savings would be... 30 bucks. No thanks.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2021 10:52 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Unkaren at May 11, 2021 10:52 PM (vGJY7)
Posted by: Sharkman
That is disgusting.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 11, 2021 10:52 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Zettai at May 11, 2021 10:53 PM (KyI76)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 11, 2021 10:54 PM (rIgyF)
Joan Crawford has risen from the grave. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 11, 2021 10:54 PM (KAi1n)
Cute little snarl-face. Probably learned it from a puppy.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 11, 2021 10:55 PM (2huAF)
I really haven't been following any of this shit.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 11, 2021 10:56 PM (aJJGg)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 11, 2021 10:42 PM (uSj2T)
Taxi, Uber? Friends with gas? Sick days...
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 11, 2021 10:56 PM (F0YaR)
Eh... it's a tradeoff.
The seats are way, way better on Amtrak, and you can get up and walk around any time you damned well please, and you can see the scenery (if there's scenery). So better than airlines in that respect.
As far as driving goes, you don't have to drive when you're on Amtrak. You can read, work on your computer, sleep, whatever. So better than driving in that respect.
The downsides are that it's slower than flying, and you can't make side trips as you can with driving.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 10:57 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: SFGoth
Oblig.:
https://youtu.be/ARzj2AblBWQ
I love that song.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 11, 2021 10:57 PM (Ytivl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2021 10:58 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 11, 2021 10:58 PM (rIgyF)
There is no gas shortage. That's insurrectionist talk.
Posted by: Jen Psaki at May 11, 2021 10:59 PM (rrG6Y)
Posted by: SFGoth
A very high percentage of the ones who don't get pregnant to avoid a cruise end up making a LOT of money every payday off the male sailors, IYKWIMAITYD.
Women in the Navy was a disaster when I was in 30 years ago. Can't imagine it's much better now.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 11, 2021 10:59 PM (Ytivl)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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Hitchhike, of course.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2021 11:00 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 11:01 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Zettai at May 11, 2021 11:01 PM (KyI76)
I love that song.
Posted by: Sharkman
I think it is one of their best, and great live. If you listen to Buck Dharma's outro, he plays a bit of Grieg's "In the Hall of the Mountain King". (4:22)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 11, 2021 11:01 PM (KAi1n)
I guess I could still consider it. Plus it's not like Amtrak trains are that crowded, amirite? Amirite? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2021 11:01 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 11, 2021 11:03 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 11, 2021 11:03 PM (aJJGg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2021 11:05 PM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 11, 2021 11:06 PM (JwiOA)
I wonder what's happening at the production end of the Colonial Pipeline... Is the undelivered fuel being stored somewhere? Are the refinery's being shut down?
Posted by: Zettai at May 11, 2021 11:08 PM (KyI76)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 11, 2021 10:19 PM (OU+8W)"
So, the liver cancer finally caught up with Dr. Auschlander...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 11, 2021 11:08 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Zettai at May 11, 2021 11:09 PM (KyI76)
Now I can put the fuel tank, shocks, and muffler back in it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2021 11:09 PM (Bp1Bz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2021 11:10 PM (L2ZTs)
I wonder what's happening at the production end of the Colonial Pipeline... Is the undelivered fuel being stored somewhere? Are the refinery's being shut down?
Posted by: Zettai at May 11, 2021 11:08 PM (KyI76)
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They're selling it to Venezuela.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2021 11:11 PM (1ENjc)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 11:12 PM (JZT2F)
I don't believe it, but Biden has apparently destroyed the Waffle House. We went to the one at Fountain Inn (SC) tonight, and it was take-out only. There were only two people working, a cook and another girl taking orders and running the register. They are take-out only on Mondays and Tuesdays.
This can't be due to 'Rona restrictions. I think it's due to labor problems. They can't get enough people to work, and I think that's due to all the stimulus and 'Rona free money.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 11, 2021 11:12 PM (Mzdiz)
Tank farms throughout SE Texas and Louisiana are filling up fast. News reports are speculating that this will actually shave a few cents per gallon off of local fuel prices. Which, you KNOW, will be pissing off the Fraudster in Chief, to no end. Heh, heh heh heh!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 11, 2021 11:13 PM (QzJWU)
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The *are* nice. So nice they allowed Nazis to take over. Just like Minnesotans and Swedes let Muslims take their freedoms.
Suicidally nice.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 11, 2021 11:13 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 11, 2021 11:14 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 11, 2021 11:15 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2021 11:15 PM (fLVm1)
JUST. GO. OPEN. THE. DAMN. VALVES.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
That's what confuses me. I worked for a power company and we could control substations remotely or send a human there to operate switches if necessary.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2021 11:16 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 11, 2021 11:16 PM (SchxB)
seem like Brown Shirted Nazi Thugs. But, that's just my opinion."
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Sitting right here still. 20 minutes till the movie yet. We have beefs!
Posted by: dartist at May 11, 2021 11:17 PM (+ya+t)
Bedliner paint is the killer app for painting frame rails when they're exposed, such as you've got there. Nah, not free, but as close to bombproof as you'll find in a can. Goes well on spring shackles, sway bars, panhard rods, etc. Nothing resists road salt quite so well. Oh, yeah. Hoist the bodywork off the frame, and paint the underside of the floor-pans and everything else you can reach with it, too. Highly effective.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 11, 2021 11:17 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 11, 2021 11:17 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 11, 2021 11:17 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: callsign claymore
Fuck Skull and Bones. I ran 2 miles in 12:34 (needed 12:36 to max), about 87 situps (1 or 2 over the max), and 99 fucking pushups -- 19 over the standard max. Three hundred twenty-two, if it makes you feel better. (My only competitor did a couple more situps than I did, and was considerably faster, but you got 1 extra point every 6 seconds faster you ran and since he exactly maxed out his pushups (80), my cushion was unbeatable. The 2 mile run was last, and so long as I maxed it out (you had to max all 3 events to qualify for >300), I was going to win. Couple of years later, in my MAANG unit, I did 100 pushups. My battalion ops NCO counted mine and he did not let officers skate. I earned every fucking one of those 100.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 11, 2021 11:17 PM (KAi1n)
Hi.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 11, 2021 11:16 PM (SchxB)
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Yo.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2021 11:17 PM (fLVm1)
claims that the election he objectively lost was stolen from him,
according to recent polling."
The MFM - these fucking guys.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 11, 2021 11:18 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Funsize at May 11, 2021 11:18 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 11, 2021 11:19 PM (6qLDQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve
I traveled from NE FL to LA this last March by way of DC and Chicago. Took 4 days. Train was immaculate and the food decent but I didn't have a sleeper car ticket so sleeping sucked. Never did get comfortable. Got a lot of work done on my laptop, but by the time I arrived in LA I was done with trains for life.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 11, 2021 11:20 PM (Ytivl)
mile long slug of fuel moving at 10 mph, well, you don't just stop that instantly, or start it back up, either.
Ever have a house where the pipes had "water hammer"? Like that, but orders of magnitude worse. It's not like electricity.
Too bad AOP has tapped out, he could probably tell us more about it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 11:20 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: S
they should be court martialed for that
Posted by: confederatefifth
Hey, I was trained to command a swift boat in S. Viet Nam, and got three scratches, three Purple Hearts and got to come home.
And here I am, an American Success story.
Posted by: John Kerry, the Heinz heiress at May 11, 2021 11:21 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 11, 2021 11:19 PM (6qLDQ)
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Depends on whether they're hominid.
If they're dressed in a Members Only jacket, you can probably just let it go. That was 40 years ago.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2021 11:21 PM (fLVm1)
Has anyone here taken a couple-days trip on Amtrak in the last couple years? What was your experience like?
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My brother and his wife took a sleeper from Chicago to California a few years ago. The cabins are a lot smaller than the movies and tickets were pricey. 5 years ago? maybe a few more.
Posted by: dartist at May 11, 2021 11:22 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: dartist at May 11, 2021 11:22 PM (+ya+t)
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They were pleased to help me with my rucksack.
Posted by: Inge, From Sveeden at May 11, 2021 11:23 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 11, 2021 11:19 PM (6qLDQ)
just a death emergency, i guess.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 11, 2021 11:23 PM (ufFY8)
It's not cheap to get a roomette, but (as qdpsteve noted) not that bad if you figure in the cost of paying for motels if you drove.
You don't have to get a roomette, though. The coach seats are reasonably comfortable to sleep in. Way better than airline seats.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 11:24 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 11, 2021 11:24 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 11, 2021 11:26 PM (KAi1n)
Let sleeping dogs lie.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2021 11:27 PM (1ENjc)
Posted by: Braenyard
Eve Arden was the voice o "My Mother the Car".
Starring Jerry Van Dyke, way back in the 1960's.
That show was so weird it was almost funny.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at May 11, 2021 11:27 PM (tjZg/)
Oh and by the way how much gas is stored at military bases in the SE where much of the deployment starts?
Posted by: Pete Bog at May 11, 2021 11:27 PM (bzrNB)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 11, 2021 11:26 PM (KAi1n)
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It's an old story. And you never saw your father again, right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2021 11:27 PM (fLVm1)
Crazy!
Posted by: torabora at May 11, 2021 11:28 PM (sADuh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2021 11:28 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: four seasons at May 11, 2021 11:28 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 11:30 PM (JZT2F)
if you figure in the cost of paying for motels if you drove.
You don't have to get a roomette, though. The coach seats are reasonably comfortable to sleep in. Way better than airline seats.
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My only experiences have been in Europe. Hard to beat that giant window looking out with 2 sets of bunk beds and a bottle of wine and some cheese. If they catch you you're back in the hallway fold down seats. Bonus is you get German dudes asking for papers every time you cross the border.
Posted by: dartist at May 11, 2021 11:31 PM (+ya+t)
Electric current would be like that if charge carriers were massive. Electrons have negligible mass. If say, protons were the charge carriers, you would indeed get inertial effects in a wire carrying current. Back in school, for fun, we looked at what that would be like.
What is interesting is there you'd have to add the inertial effects as well as electrical parameters to the equations to get circuit behavior.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 11, 2021 11:32 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2021 11:32 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
You would only know that if you were cheating and looked it up on the internet or you were VERY old and had a good memory, or you're just trying to embarrass me.
Phooey! It all would have worked if it hadn't been for those meddling ......commenters!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at May 11, 2021 11:34 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: dartist at May 11, 2021 11:35 PM (+ya+t)
Remember when carpooling was important? For the planet or something?
Posted by: Methos at May 11, 2021 11:35 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 11, 2021 11:36 PM (JwiOA)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 11, 2021 11:36 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Really? I wouldn't have imagined.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2021 11:36 PM (nI1Kq)
Posted by: four seasons at May 11, 2021 11:38 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Nope. Saw him up until 2 weeks before he died, on Memorial Day 6 years ago. Last thing he said to me was "take care of your mother". I've done my best.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 11, 2021 11:38 PM (KAi1n)
Comfortable seats. Good view. Good enough chow. Observation car was really cool.
Staff and passengers were not all pissed off and stressed out like with jets.
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 11, 2021 11:42 PM (JwiOA)
Posted by: four seasons at May 11, 2021 11:44 PM (PisyI)
Yeah water hammer, or more properly fluid hammer is a big deal in big ass pipes with YUGE flow momentum.
When you close a valve (or open a valve) transient pressure changes bounce back and forth along the end of the pipe. This transient analysis is very critical to understand the limits and dangers of the system. Expansion tanks, surge tanks, and the like are used to compensate.
Surge tanks on big-ass pipes like penstock feeding huge water turbines are huge themselves. Basically, they are tall towers on the end of the pipe. A pressure surge caused by a change in flow is damped by water just flowing up the tower, with gravity providing head pressure.
Imagine a long pipe with a constant flow. You close a valve at the end. That fluid now has to stop on a dime. It slams into the closed valve causing a pressure spike. This pressure spike becomes a wave that travels back up the pipe at the speed of sound of the medium inside. That pressure wave bounces back and forth the length of the pipe, damping out after a few cycles.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 11, 2021 11:44 PM (Mzdiz)
Some rat, it's not as inexpensive as you'd think, that's for sure.
callsign, thanks.
In fairness, escaping DC for TX is always a pleasant trip. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2021 11:45 PM (L2ZTs)
I recommend people check it out just for the amazing video of Iron Dome intercepts of rocket barrages - wild.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 11, 2021 11:45 PM (OTzUX)
You do get reactance with inductors and capacitors, which, though not mass-based, is similar in some ways (large inrush current until the capacitors charge up, voltage spikes from inductors when the current is cut and the magnetic field collapses, etc.).
Let's see.... specific gravity of gasoline is about 0.75, so about 750 kg/m^3.
A 200 km 1 meter diameter pipe has a volume of about 157,000 m^3, giving a mass of about 118 million kg. Let's say it's moving at 10 mph/16 km/h. So about 4 m/s. Kinetic energy would be 1/2 * 118x10^6 * 4^2 = about 1 gigajoule.
More than enough to cause Very Bad Things to happen if it came to a sudden stop.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 11:46 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: four seasons at May 11, 2021 11:47 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 11, 2021 11:38 PM (KAi1n)
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Dumb joke. I'm happy you have fond memories of him.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2021 11:47 PM (fLVm1)
Phooey! It all would have worked if it hadn't been for those meddling ......commenters!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative
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A friend, Ward Cunningham ( tinyurl.com/u23y44dw ), posited: "The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2021 11:47 PM (pbStR)
How long has it been since you were on an airliner, dude?
I'm not obese, just tall, and airline seats have been torture since the late '70s.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 11:48 PM (JZT2F)
Another example of a dead political system and a lazy/uninformed/irresponsible electorate, looks like.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 11, 2021 11:49 PM (OTzUX)
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The tradition in SoCal was for hot chicks to moon the Surfliner between Sam Diego and Los Angeles. Trestles in San Clemente was the traditional spot.
Alas, they didn't usually stop the train for that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2021 11:49 PM (fLVm1)
I didn't say you are obese, I was letting qdp know since he had said on this very blog that he is obese, he might take that into consideration.
Posted by: four seasons at May 11, 2021 11:50 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 11:48 PM (JZT2F)
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One word: First Class.
Unfortunately, thats about 3x coach fare domestically, and up to 8x coach fare to Asia.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2021 11:51 PM (fLVm1)
I escaped for good a few years ago. A king's ransom in comp couldn't get me to move back.
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 11, 2021 11:52 PM (JwiOA)
If you think airline seats are more comfortable than Amtrak seats, you must be a dwarf.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 11:52 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: four seasons at May 11, 2021 11:53 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 11:54 PM (JZT2F)
No, we don't.
You're just wrong. Sorry.
DUDE.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 11:55 PM (JZT2F)
Of course when in Syria he could also be meeting with Hezbollah.
Impossible to believe all this has nothing to do with the removal of a real government in DC. Would expect some lame, and truculent, talk out of the idiot children in the administration, tomorrow. Or, they could live down to their potential, and make "both sides must show restraint" noises, which of course would be as outrageous as any use of such ridiculous phrasing has ever been.
Sickening.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 11, 2021 11:55 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2021 11:56 PM (fLVm1)
That's not an "opinion". It's a fact.
Dude.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 11:56 PM (JZT2F)
Yes, inductance is similar to mass/inertia, and capacitance is similar to an (inverse) spring constant. See the oscillator equations for an LC circuit vs a mass spring system. Same equations, just one with voltage and current, and the other with speed and force, which becomes flow and pressure in fluid flow systems.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 11, 2021 11:57 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 11, 2021 11:57 PM (OTzUX)
Dude.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 11:57 PM (JZT2F)
"Our fighter jets, with the ISA, neutralized key figures of Hamas' intelligence: Hassan Kaogi, head of the Hamas military intelligence security department & his deputy Wail Issa, head of the military intelligence counterespionage department.
Looks like our intel was better."
Heh. I love the snark at the end.
"We kill you and are also funny and cocky."
Posted by: Sharkman at May 11, 2021 11:58 PM (Ytivl)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 11, 2021 11:59 PM (aJJGg)
FWIW I agree with ya Rodrigo. I flew Southwest a few years ago. No the seats weren't horrible but I was fortunate in that I never had to spend too long in them.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2021 12:02 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: klaftern at May 12, 2021 12:02 AM (RuIsu)
If interested, look up some of the simple fluid hammer equations. The full analysis leads to an set of partial differential equations that look exactly the transmission line equations. With the latter, your variable are v(x, t), and i(x, t). voltage and current over the length of the line with time.
For the fluid in the pipe, you have p(x,t) taking the role of voltage, and q(x, t) which can be either velocity or flow.
The bulk modulus and density play the roles of inductance per length and capacitance per length. Wave speed follows. Pipe friction enters into as well, and that can't be neglected, so it looks like a lossy transmission line.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 12, 2021 12:03 AM (Mzdiz)
Well, his name was put on one.
Amazing how the US can go from enormous influence and concrete results to begging and screaming like a Navajo*, or like an EU foreign minister.
* 100 web quatloos for citing the reference
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 12:05 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 12, 2021 12:06 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: MikeM at May 12, 2021 12:07 AM (5kpOR)
Here's a pic of Maria Cristerna, an attorney who practices in Mexico. She supposedly specializes in representing abused children and spouses.
https://tinyurl.com/3992yd9k
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2021 12:09 AM (L2ZTs)
Germany - int'l protector of Jewry. !!!!
America. Mumbling stupid shit and being ignored.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 12:09 AM (OTzUX)
Thoughts?
Posted by: Half Dozen
Neighbor was at Costco two weeks ago. As many around here do, he walked in with his mask on and then removed it. He put his mask on at the register. Two days later Costco called him and informed him that he had violated their mask policy and another incident would result in his membership being revoked. They apparently review their security tapes looking for violators. I asked if he 5old them to jam their membership. Unfortunately he said no, his wife does most of her shopping there. I 86'd Costco 10 years ago. I bulk shop at a local restaurant supply outlet. I don't understand why people put up with shit like this.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * acolyte second class, Branch Trumpian at May 12, 2021 12:10 AM (m69Pl)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 12, 2021 12:10 AM (KAi1n)
Okay, I have to link:
The song "Loofah" at 27:52.
"My name is Loofah, I live on your
bathroom floor"
https://youtu.be/RdF76mlyyeg
Buck Dharma Archive III
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 12, 2021 12:12 AM (ufFY8)
There's still an enormous inertial reserve of stupid anti-Israel bigotry in most of the Arab world (now being seen in social media), but the elites in key Arab states now feel comfortable talking truthy trash about the vile Palestinian gangs. That in itself is an enormous change.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 12:12 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 12, 2021 12:22 AM (aJJGg)
so, her career's over, I guess
****
research that one. her husband is "Borat", they have 3 kids. I have a feeling that she say that, but it does not mean what we think it means.
Posted by: sassy at May 12, 2021 12:23 AM (tUGnI)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 12, 2021 12:24 AM (KAi1n)
And I cannot stand Sasha Baron Cohen. Talk about a dumbshit 1% bubble dweller hateful pig.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2021 12:25 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 12, 2021 12:25 AM (ufFY8)
Their big hit was "Don't Fear The Diaper."
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2021 12:28 AM (L2ZTs)
If that happens, I'm gonna go ahead and ride with a long gun on my back.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 12, 2021 12:28 AM (aJJGg)
Posted by: four seasons at May 11, 2021 11:44 PM (PisyI)
A few decades ago, I looked into taking Amtrak on their relatively swift Chicago -- Nawlins route...
Few things change. The cost of the ticket was HIGHER than r/t airfare, the travel time was 7X, and I would have landed 75 miles from my true destination.
Talk about a no brainer. I drove, as usual.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 12, 2021 12:29 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 12:32 AM (OTzUX)
There's something I want to say to those who think this country is doomed--the bedrock is still there, nothing has magically disappeared, all that made us exceptional yet exists. Problem is that the greatness has been obscured by the filth the prog left smeared on it. If you look back through our past you'll find we've met and prevailed over situations even more serious than the current mess. Sort of a string of unbroken successes, if you will. Because of who and what we are, I have an unbreakable faith this will be no exception.
So never fear or falter, the end is ours--we are Americans, and as such are denied the option of failure.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 12, 2021 12:34 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 12:32 AM (OTzUX)
Good morning, America! How are you?
Posted by: zombie Steve Goodman at May 12, 2021 12:34 AM (ufFY8)
I'm calling a math foul on Rodrigo, the AoS Terms of Service clearly restrict this sort of behavior...
*actually, I'm ratting him in hope of earning enough brownie points to get away with my next violation of same.
**Oh shit, I might be a liberal. Now that's some really scary shit.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 12, 2021 12:35 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: irongrampa at May 12, 2021 12:34 AM (KATBx)
Amen.
And I hope and pray Divine Providence is still favorable towards us.
Posted by: zombie Steve Goodman at May 12, 2021 12:36 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 12, 2021 12:37 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 11, 2021 09:49 PM (/UQ/R)
Get out of CO.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at May 12, 2021 12:42 AM (YkawN)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 12, 2021 12:24 AM (KAi1n)
Plus, Dharma appeared on an episode of the AoS Podcast. I failed in my search for a link to that podcast.
563 GnuBreed - "City of New Orleans"??
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 12:32 AM (OTzUX)
Oh yeah.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 12, 2021 12:43 AM (F0YaR)
To be called what, the Donor Party?!?!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at May 12, 2021 12:44 AM (rt0xh)
I'm at the point where so believe only the return of the King of Kings can restore the integrity of our country.
I pray for revival and another great awakening. But it may be to the point where we are undergoing our final punishment before the nation is scattered.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 12, 2021 12:48 AM (aJJGg)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 11, 2021 11:48 PM (JZT2F)
Try Jet Suite X. Free cocktails too.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at May 12, 2021 12:49 AM (YkawN)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 12, 2021 12:55 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2021 12:57 AM (L2ZTs)
I would not be shocked if the threatened tactic you mentioned - a break-away GOP faction - actually happened. I'd still be surprised. Running on essentially an implicitly anti-Trump, pro-CoC, pro-GOPe breakaway platform would be dicey for all but established popular incumbents with very strong personal inertial holds on their seats - not many of those.
Some Senate races might be vulnerable to such sabotage.
Given the astounding behavior of most Beltway GOP, the lengths they went to get rid of Trump, nothing can be ruled out. The sane, intelligent, responsible, informed citizens of the country may never have faced such long odds. And mostly just to get policies that are widely, to extremely, popular, enacted.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 01:01 AM (OTzUX)
Y'all remember, we are Americans, so that head is held HIGH and PROUD. Our heritage requires it, now more than ever.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 12, 2021 01:01 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 12, 2021 01:03 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 12, 2021 01:07 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 12, 2021 01:03 AM (VwHCD)
Family Dollar, Avenue P, Galveston. If it wasn't there from the photo, it wasn't for lack of having seen that same damn thing, over and over again.
And rooting for the propane.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 12, 2021 01:07 AM (QzJWU)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 12, 2021 01:07 AM (QzJWU)
Definite Darwin award in the making.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 12, 2021 01:14 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 12, 2021 01:26 AM (KAi1n)
LOL what I've been waiting for - the call from those who abandoned our party's nominee to hold our nose and support their RINO for the good of the party. Like 2016 and NeverTrump never happened. LOL GFY
Posted by: fen at May 12, 2021 01:33 AM (83lwH)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 12, 2021 01:34 AM (KAi1n)
You know what, they can keep the name. Republican has come to mean Failure Theater, Surrendering Gracefully and outright treachery.
Posted by: fen at May 12, 2021 01:35 AM (83lwH)
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abused, unloved, unwanted, ugly, old, broke, crippled, tired, pissed off and irascible,, same as always.... thanks for asking though!
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 12, 2021 01:42 AM (P0DGT)
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Here, let me help y'all out...
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4
You couldn't script a better opportunity. They leave, and you keep the name (as bad as it has become, it is a known brand) and infrastructure.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 12, 2021 01:45 AM (KAi1n)
priceless!
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 12, 2021 01:47 AM (P0DGT)
Signed ex Cali girl blessed to live on the islands
Posted by: Summer of Love at May 12, 2021 02:08 AM (FJrl0)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 12, 2021 02:19 AM (Jcrm4)
LOL what I've been waiting for - the call from those who abandoned our party's nominee to hold our nose and support their RINO for the good of the party. Like 2016 and NeverTrump never happened. LOL GFY
Posted by: fen
Tanned, rested, ready, and now with his mojo restored - Yeb! 2024!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 12, 2021 02:23 AM (Jcrm4)
Posted by: JT at May 12, 2021 02:29 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 12, 2021 02:42 AM (FsNRH)
timing is everything!
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 12, 2021 02:44 AM (P0DGT)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 12, 2021 02:45 AM (FsNRH)
(Not counting Monday when I rode it home the 3 blocks from the bike shop)
It's been a lot of years since I've ridden-maybe 12? But I did just over 10 miles. Hills and straight. Felt great!
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 12, 2021 02:54 AM (FsNRH)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 12, 2021 02:55 AM (FsNRH)
Posted by: JT at May 12, 2021 02:58 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 12, 2021 03:02 AM (FsNRH)
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2021 03:05 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2021 03:10 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Skip
Jack Benny's bike !
Posted by: JT at May 12, 2021 03:14 AM (arJlL)
Lol
Rode that thing everywhere for a lot of years
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 12, 2021 03:15 AM (FsNRH)
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one can never be sure: chances you don't take are chances that can't bite you in the ass, i always say.
as for staying "safe", i gave that up the day i enlisted in the Infantry, back in '82. yeah, i'm Fing old. (just ask my joints)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 12, 2021 03:15 AM (P0DGT)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 12, 2021 03:18 AM (FsNRH)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 12, 2021 03:19 AM (xopIz)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 12, 2021 03:15 AM (FsNRH)
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my Varsity was older than that: i had a "Le Tour" of about that vintage, at least until some asshoe stole it. the "Le Tour II" was a POS in comparison, but it got eaten by wolves when i was away for college.
then there was the one that got it's frame bent when it, and i, were t-boned by a car, resulting my my first concussion. so much for me having the right of way...
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 12, 2021 03:20 AM (P0DGT)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 12, 2021 03:24 AM (FsNRH)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 12, 2021 03:18 AM (FsNRH)
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you have to understand that i am a fugitive from the law of averages: i already had my forever day 32 years ago, on my birfday, riding in a CA ARNG Huey, holding a trash bag full of urine samples. (long story) and that's just one of them.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 12, 2021 03:26 AM (P0DGT)
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2021 03:28 AM (Cxk7w)
Serious clusterf**k
Guess what I get to do quickly this morning? Move cases to behind the counter so my customers can at least have an option to purchase their beverages.
Pretty much everything else is inaccessible save for tobacco products.
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 12, 2021 03:30 AM (FsNRH)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 12, 2021 03:26 AM (P0DGT)
Wow! You win!
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 12, 2021 03:31 AM (FsNRH)
Posted by: Frau Blucher at May 12, 2021 03:40 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 12, 2021 03:31 AM (FsNRH)
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only because i didn't actually die...
what's that line from a Terminator movie? (best part is: it really happened) spent the night in a Palm Springs hotel as a guest of the chopper pilot, as my broke ass couldn't buy a room, and, the next morning, no windstorm at all, and we flew back to Los Al w/o issues, after dropping off the prison guard reaction team in Chino. haven't been on a chopper since.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 12, 2021 03:44 AM (P0DGT)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 12, 2021 03:44 AM (buTO7)
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2021 03:47 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 12, 2021 03:51 AM (FsNRH)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 12, 2021 03:52 AM (FsNRH)
Posted by: JT at May 12, 2021 03:56 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2021 03:57 AM (Cxk7w)
There are that many hetro males in that branch....ducks
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