Quick Hits: Tanning is Now Literally White Supremacy Edition

Female weightlifters are trying to complain that the Olympic Committee is letting a man compete against them.

But any time they open their mouths, they're told to shut up.

Isn't that what feminists used to say men told them to do?

Former Olympic weightlifter Tracey Lambrechs said that females are being told not to complain about New Zealand transgender athlete Laurel Hubbard and whether her inclusion in weightlifting was "fair," Reuters reported.
Lambrechs spoke to TVNZ on Friday regarding the issue, stating that she felt "disappointed for the female athlete" who had lost out on the Tokyo Olympics spot to Hubbard, adding that the equality for women "was being taken away from us," Reuters reported.
Hubbard is set to become the first biological male in Olympic history to compete in a women's sport in history, prompted by a rule change that automatically qualified the weightlifter.

It's called the Hot Dog & a Sack of Nuts Rule, adapted from the Chinese Won Hung Lo rule. It's a somewhat controversial rule change.

"I've had female weightlifters come up to me and say, ‘what do we do? This isn't fair, what do we do?'" Lambrechs told TVNZ, according to Reuters. "Unfortunately, there's nothing we can do because every time we voice it we get told to be quiet."

I thought we were done with this Dude after he injured himself badly failing a lift at the Commonwealth Games. (Injury warning.)

But even though he had surgery on that bad injury, and is now like forty four years old, he's still crushing the competition.

The female competition, I mean.

I wonder why.

It's almost as if he has some kind of... genetic/hormonal advantage over women.

Gwyneth Paltrow drank multiple whiskeys every night of the lockdown.

Even worse, she says: She ate carbs.

"I was drinking seven nights a week and making pasta and eating bread," Paltrow reportedly told the outlet. "I went totally off the rails."
"I mean, who drinks multiple drinks seven nights a week?" she allegedly continued. "Like that’s not healthy. I love whiskey and I make this fantastic drink called the Buster Paltrow, which I named after my grandfather who loved whiskey sours."
Paltrow revealed she drank two of her whiskey drinks every night.
"...It's this great quinoa whiskey from this distillery in Tennessee with maple syrup and lemon juice," she reportedly said. "It's just heaven. I would have two of those every night of quarantine."

She announced she would soon be releasing a new candle through her company GOOP, called This candle smells like my vagina after I pissed myself drunk.

After ratings for all award shows crater, NBC says it will not air next years' Golden Globes awards show.

They claim that this isn't because Hollywood is in a bad odor with the American public, but because they're just that committed to diversity.

NBC said Monday it won't air the Golden Globes next year following the fallout around the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, which puts on the show each year and is battling criticism that it's not committed enough to diversity.
Why it matters: The network has been airing the event exclusively for decades. Its decision to pull back speaks to how big the backlash against the group has become.
What they're saying: "We continue to believe that the HFPA is committed to meaningful reform," NBC said, per Deadline.
"However, change of this magnitude takes time and work, and we feel strongly that the HFPA needs time to do it right. As such, NBC will not air the 2022 Golden Globes. Assuming the organization executes on its plan, we are hopeful we will be in a position to air the show in January 2023."

Wtf? pic.twitter.com/7zZnei1iBH
— wilder (@wilderfortruth) May 9, 2021

The ruling class always fails, and always fails in one direction: Upwards.

I wouldn't let Luntz be a member of the 7-11 Slurpee Machine Flavor Choosing Committee
— BECKER (@rmb3cker) May 10, 2021

A judge in DC tells some of the Four Hour Insurrectionists that they might not be legally competent to raise children, if they believe that Biden stole the election.

This is straight-up criminalization of political thought, and the bought-and-paid-for Corporate Arm of the Uniparty GOP continues to say nothing.

Father and son teams were a dime a dozen on Jan. 6. Grady Owens has been charged with attacking cops, and his father was charged as well.

Turns out the grandparents came to D.C. too. Three generations!

“This is an amazing family,” Chief Judge Beryl Howell remarks sarcastically. pic.twitter.com/2ko28fk4E6
— Ryan J. Reilly (@ryanjreilly) May 10, 2021

Howell was questioning whether members of Grady’s family would make good guardians if his family “believed the big lie, that this was a stolen election.” Says it’s a little hard to swallow the defense representations Owens is gentle and kind, since he’s on video assaulting cops.
— Ryan J. Reilly (@ryanjreilly) May 10, 2021

Can we take away the children of antifa and BLM or nah?

Quick, it's time for AllahPundit to write another darkly drunken post about the unacceptable authoritarianism of the "Trumpy" people.

Childrens books at Target. pic.twitter.com/D09vsaioqa
— Gar🐝 J👀man (@Gee2TheAitch) May 10, 2021

Posted by: Ace at 06:00 PM

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Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 10, 2021 04:59 PM (VcFUs)

2 Damn it's quiet in here

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 10, 2021 04:59 PM (VcFUs)

3 I even nooded

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 10, 2021 05:00 PM (VcFUs)

4 and now it's centered AF

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 10, 2021 05:00 PM (VcFUs)

5 Top 10 anyway

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 05:00 PM (Cxk7w)

6 I knew it was nood time

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 05:01 PM (Cxk7w)

7 Started reading content then realize I propably missed first.

Posted by: Cosda at May 10, 2021 05:01 PM (7LKyo)

8 left justified again

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 10, 2021 05:01 PM (VcFUs)

9 Get a Life Liberals stop the stupid whining

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 10, 2021 05:02 PM (FLiOE)

10 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 10, 2021 05:02 PM (arJlL)

11 After ratings for all award shows crater, NBC says it will not air next years' Golden Globes awards show.

They claim that this isn't because Hollywood is in a bad odor with the American public, but because they're just that committed to diversity.

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When the Hollywood Press Association hires some token blacks, will NBC air the dead industry award for an industry no one cares about anymore?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 10, 2021 05:02 PM (LvTSG)

12 How many drinks is multiple? Three? Four?

Also, if you are talking beers, that really does not qualify, right?

A shot of tequila poured into a gallon of margarita mix and spread out over five or six glasses also would technically qualify but not really count.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2021 05:02 PM (lmikk)

13 She could be cute if she dumped the goofy tats and black lipstick

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 05:02 PM (Cxk7w)

14 I really don't care if Gwyneth Paltrow drank her own piss every night of the pandemic. In fact, I'm surprised that she didn't.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 10, 2021 05:03 PM (nDVRL)

15 Only when you let go of the need to be first,
will the first be yours.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2021 05:03 PM (lmikk)

16 I figured Paltrow for a fifth of Absolute a night a long time before china virus.

Posted by: Cosda at May 10, 2021 05:04 PM (7LKyo)

17 13 She could be cute if she dumped the goofy tats and black lipstick
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 05:02 PM (Cxk7w)

I have to hope those are henna tattoos. I really hope no tattoo guy would let a kid do a face tattoo at that age.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2021 05:04 PM (lmikk)

18 "meaningful reform" for the most idiotic part of an idiotic "industry".

Perfect, for today's collapsed America.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2021 05:05 PM (OTzUX)

19 I'm intellectually convinced. I think it's time to press into a ketogenic diet.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 10, 2021 05:05 PM (cSyAR)

20 That anti-tanning bint doesn't have a mind to change.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 10, 2021 05:05 PM (HaL55)

21 USA is falling down, falling down, falling down.
USA is falling down, my genderfluid transtextual birthing person.

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at May 10, 2021 05:05 PM (V3EEC)

22 To the DA and Judge of the Jan 6 protestors

Either charge them or give them bail and let them go.

Funny when Antifa/BLM rioted in DC they were out before the night was out and most charges were later dropped.

What a joke our 'justice system' has become.

Posted by: warren at May 10, 2021 05:06 PM (4U8XC)

23 I have to hope those are henna tattoos. I really hope no tattoo guy would let a kid do a face tattoo at that age.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2021 05:04 PM (lmikk)

There are few more effective ways to narrow your career options than getting a facial tattoo.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at May 10, 2021 05:06 PM (tDqVX)

24 Huh. I could be talking out of my ass, but it seems to me that God of War 4 is a better version of the Father-Son dynamic that Invincible is trying to go for.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2021 05:06 PM (lmikk)

25 20 That anti-tanning bint doesn't have a mind to change.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 10, 2021 05:05 PM (HaL55)

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She's got a hot take, and nothing's going to dissuade her of her righteousness.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 10, 2021 05:06 PM (LvTSG)

26 Target? Never heard of it

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at May 10, 2021 05:07 PM (VmWzL)

27 I've had a daily drink for a couple of months.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 10, 2021 05:07 PM (cSyAR)

28 So the trans thing is actually going to be allowed to destroy the women's part of the Olympics. Wow. I thought the IOC made the incredible decision last year, or the year before, but wasn't sure and don't care enough to look into it.

Weightlifting, track and field - bye-bye.

Synchronized swimming should be safe.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2021 05:07 PM (OTzUX)

29 They are cancelling the Golden Globes for not being woke enough?

I thought the entire idea of the Golden Globes was letting our Black and Brown Brothers and Sisters make their opinions known?

Sounds like NBC is awfully racist. Racist Like most Liberals are.

Posted by: rd at May 10, 2021 05:07 PM (Z32m1)

30 Read the content.

Yep. World is still crazy.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 10, 2021 05:07 PM (WmGrA)

31 Those books should instill a lifelong love of reading in any child said no one ever.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at May 10, 2021 05:08 PM (0QYMt)

32 Target? Never heard of it
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at May 10, 2021 05:07 PM (VmWzL)

I'm surprised that they haven't yet been looted into oblivion.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at May 10, 2021 05:08 PM (tDqVX)

33 Judges can't stay in their chambers forever.

Just think about that.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 10, 2021 05:08 PM (2JVJo)

34 I can get that same scent from some garden tool married or not from a wine bar or sports bar/grill after two vodka and cranberry's. I just don't change my sheets for a few days and marinate in it.

Posted by: JROD at May 10, 2021 05:09 PM (0jZnq)

35 GOPe: Can't you rubes go back to letting us pretend to be passed off at the left? You don't actually expect us to do anything, do you?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 10, 2021 05:09 PM (kTF2Z)

36 She could be cute if she dumped the goofy tats and black lipstick

Yeah, but when she starts talking the Crazy Eyes activate.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 10, 2021 05:09 PM (nDVRL)

37 Gwyneth - might have to rethink my opposition to her - anyone who pounds down whiskey might not be all bad....

Posted by: Archer at May 10, 2021 05:09 PM (gmo/4)

38 It's tranny ballsacks all the way down.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at May 10, 2021 05:09 PM (W4eKo)

39 Levin saying Russian group did the cyber attack on pipeline

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 05:09 PM (Cxk7w)

40 Every time I read these things about Gwyneth I know it's a cry for help that speaks to me in a way that only I can address.
>Whiskey, pasta and bread? She left out the daily sausage.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 10, 2021 05:10 PM (2goRJ)

41 Wait a minute - QUINOA whiskey????? What in the blue fuck is that unholy bullshit?

Posted by: radar at May 10, 2021 05:10 PM (3Zp/H)

42 Golden Globe voters were known to sell their votes to the studio with the highest bid.

That was acceptable?

But not being "diverse" enough will cancel them?

Posted by: rd at May 10, 2021 05:10 PM (Z32m1)

43 I have to hope those are henna tattoos. I really hope no tattoo guy would let a kid do a face tattoo at that age.

Because if you can't trust tattoo guys, who CAN you trust???

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 10, 2021 05:11 PM (nDVRL)

44 Black lips crazy tits doesn't comprehend the appropriation of the black lipstick..

Posted by: Archer at May 10, 2021 05:11 PM (gmo/4)

45 Lots of otherwise cuties are steeped in Marxism, 12 years in Leftist Seminary will do that.

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 05:11 PM (Cxk7w)

46 The weight lifters need to go to the Olympics and then refuse to take the stage when it's their turn. Only will work if they all do it.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 10, 2021 05:11 PM (2DOZq)

47 Weightlifting, track and field - bye-bye.

Along with pissing over the fence.

Posted by: JT at May 10, 2021 05:11 PM (arJlL)

48 Saw someone make a good point; the woke corporations should give product to PoC for free! Unlimited free Coke! Come to Disneyland and stay as long as you like, all FREE!!

If they were sincere about providing some justice

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at May 10, 2021 05:11 PM (VmWzL)

49 42 Golden Globe voters were known to sell their votes to the studio with the highest bid.

That was acceptable?

But not being "diverse" enough will cancel them?
Posted by: rd at May 10, 2021 05:10 PM (Z32m1)

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It's an excuse to run some sitcom that will get the same ratings for a lower price.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 10, 2021 05:11 PM (LvTSG)

50 Male athletes competing as female? Hey, that used to be the trick of communist East Germany. Who knew we would all become East Germany rather than them becoming like us.

Reagan, Thatcher and JPII would be truly disgusted with us.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 10, 2021 05:11 PM (RMGKK)

51 I think the only way women can fight Transmania is by refusing to compete against men.
If the competitors were three trannies it might seem a little stupid

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 10, 2021 05:12 PM (cSyAR)

52 Last picture: Hell no, hell no, no, no, hell no, no, no, no, hell no, hell no, no, and..... that one's got a cute kitty on it, so maybe?

Posted by: pookysgirl, Pookette's librarian at May 10, 2021 05:12 PM (XKZwp)

53 48 Saw someone make a good point; the woke corporations should give product to PoC for free! Unlimited free Coke! Come to Disneyland and stay as long as you like, all FREE!!

If they were sincere about providing some justice
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at May 10, 2021 05:11 PM (VmWzL)

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I support this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 10, 2021 05:12 PM (LvTSG)

54 That cra-cra Tik Tok chick with hearts under her eyes has nice tits.

Posted by: Donger at May 10, 2021 05:12 PM (npGNJ)

55 Russia 24 (state owned TV network) newz mentioned the claim of Russian hacker involvement in Colonial Pipeline thing. Interesting. But they kind of make a habit of highlighting every conceivable and some inconceivable slight or slander coming out of the US or Europe, so it's not unheard of.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2021 05:12 PM (OTzUX)

56 Wow, this is an amazing collection of the Left's garbage! This hits almost every note of crazy. Well done.

Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2021 05:12 PM (B2mhs)

57 "I mean, who drinks multiple drinks seven nights a week?" she allegedly continued.
*raises paw once more* I drink in a feeble effort to forget that life pretty much sux. Then you die.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 10, 2021 05:12 PM (HaL55)

58 "After ratings for all award shows crater, NBC says it will not air next years' Golden Globes awards show."

It's true. We've decide to air Box Office Poison instead. So it'll be a rerun of some other crap we make. Maybe we can get Disney to stream some content over.

Posted by: NBC at May 10, 2021 05:12 PM (aXxgO)

59 How many drinks is multiple? Three? Four?

Also, if you are talking beers, that really does not qualify, right?

A shot of tequila poured into a gallon of margarita mix and spread out over five or six glasses also would technically qualify but not really count.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2021 05:02 PM (lmikk)

and if you don't remember the last 2-3 that does not count, right ?

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2021 05:13 PM (V13WU)

60 >>She announced she would soon be releasing a new candle through her company GOOP, called This candle smells like my vagina after I pissed myself drunk.

I laughed out loud. This is good stuff.

You know if she admits to 2, the real number is double digits.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 10, 2021 05:13 PM (ANCpY)

61 Target freaks us out. I mean c'mon, show some restraint.

Posted by: Sodom and Gomorrah at May 10, 2021 05:13 PM (G8WqP)

62 "I mean, who drinks multiple drinks seven nights a week?"

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 10, 2021 05:13 PM (5fSMX)

63 Great, and now I want to take a flamethrower to all of human civilization. Again.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 10, 2021 05:13 PM (tLZ4Q)

64 Female weightlifters: It's unfair! It's unfair!
IOC: Shut up, men are talking.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 10, 2021 05:13 PM (7bRMQ)

65 getting what they voted for, good and hard.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 10, 2021 05:14 PM (ErSvT)

66 Frank Luntz and Hunter Biden as visiting professors? I think we are way down the rabbit hole and unlike Alice we will not be able to drink a magic potion to get back to normal.

On the other hand, academia is destroying its own brand which hopefully will mean the decline of their influence.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 10, 2021 05:14 PM (RMGKK)

67 Tik Tok chick is a 0.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 10, 2021 05:14 PM (WmGrA)

68 These are the children of drug addled hippies who passed on their damaged DNA to their children that lived. This country needs another way of measuring mental illness.

Posted by: dartist at May 10, 2021 05:14 PM (+ya+t)

69 Okay, even odds whether or not the gal in the video is real or a spoof.

I'm going with spoof, because, otherwise, why that particular lip color?

Or, she's so self-unaware, she's being unintentionally ironic.

Darn it, reality and satire cannot be separated, these days.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 10, 2021 05:14 PM (2SdPm)

70 "I mean, who drinks multiple drinks seven nights a week?" she allegedly continued.

**raises hand**

But then again, I don't look like Gwyneth Paltrow, either. Alcohol at least wipes away the image of myself.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 10, 2021 05:15 PM (2JVJo)

71 Henry Big Boy X 45 Colt Lever-Action Rifle; $900; https://bit.ly/3bewyC0

Posted by: bonhomme at May 10, 2021 05:15 PM (YYlyE)

72 67 Tik Tok chick is a 0.
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 10, 2021 05:14 PM (WmGrA)

Stop normalizing math!

Posted by: Tik Tok chick at May 10, 2021 05:15 PM (PiwSw)

73 How did Curious George make it onto that rack of books? I mean, George is literally kidnapped from Africa by a white male and taken to America. Where, by the way, he lives a great life -- even getting healthcare in a hospital -- instead of being eaten by a lion but whatever.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 10, 2021 05:15 PM (8qBEY)

74 >>> Only when you let go of the need to be first,
will the first be yours.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2021 05:03 PM (lmikk)

Do not try to be the first. That is impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth. That there is no first. Then you'll see that it is not the first that posts. It is only yourself.

Also drugs help.

Posted by: creepy bald Matrix kid at May 10, 2021 05:15 PM (RS2U1)

75 You know if she admits to 2, the real number is double digits.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 10, 2021 05:13 PM (ANCpY)

Wait. Are you saying... people lie?!?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2021 05:16 PM (lmikk)

76 Male athletes competing as female? Hey, that used to be the trick of communist East Germany. Who knew we would all become East Germany rather than them becoming like us.

Reagan, Thatcher and JPII would be truly disgusted with us.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 10, 2021 05:11 PM (RMGKK)

At least the DDR had the decency to lie about its gender-bending. Now we call it the march of progress.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 10, 2021 05:16 PM (tLZ4Q)

77 PSA 16" Midlength 5.56 1:7 Nitride 15" Lightweight M-Lok Rifle; $635; https://bit.ly/3uDxjMz

Posted by: bonhomme at May 10, 2021 05:16 PM (YYlyE)

78 Family court and the CPS has been a loophole in the constitution and civil rights for decades. It needs to end.

Maybe the state needs to tell parents that either they work it out by themselves, or they both go to prison and the kids goes up for adoption.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 10, 2021 05:17 PM (ANCpY)

79
Do not try to be the first. That is impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth. That there is no first. Then you'll see that it is not the first that posts. It is only yourself.

Also drugs help.
Posted by: creepy bald Matrix kid at May 10, 2021 05:15 PM (RS2U1)

Are you saying I can get first?

No, I'm saying that when you're ready- you won't have to.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2021 05:17 PM (lmikk)

80 the girl in the 'tanning is bad' video is a parody, right?

or mentally ill, which?

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 10, 2021 05:17 PM (iTXRQ)

81 You know if she admits to 2, the real number is double digits.

Ask any cop who does a DUI stop.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 10, 2021 05:17 PM (nDVRL)

82 NBC must really dislike foreign journalistic competition because it would have been simple enough to blame dropping this useless pageant of useless uselessness just for being useless ... or climate change ... or COVID ... or whatever other excuse. But basically they're than calling the foreigner journalists racists.

Posted by: Math Checksout at May 10, 2021 05:18 PM (dYe5S)

83 Because if you can't trust tattoo guys, who CAN you trust???

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 10, 2021 05:11 PM (nDVRL)

We got our tattoos done at one of the best places in the Midwest, and my estimation of them went up greatly when we overheard an employee in the lobby refusing to do a piercing for a college student because they were drunk.

Posted by: pookysgirl has an awesome blue phoenix on her shoulder at May 10, 2021 05:18 PM (XKZwp)

84 Tik Tok girls is going to get murdered by her black pimp. I've seen it happen a dozen times on The First 48.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 10, 2021 05:18 PM (2DOZq)

85 At least the DDR had the decency to lie about its gender-bending. Now we call it the march of progress.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 10, 2021 05:16 PM (tLZ4Q)
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My favorite Soviet bloc cheating: Olympic fencing was using a foil with a tip that lighted up when it struck an opponent...but, oops, a Soviet sword lit up when it fell over, leading to the discovery the Soviets were being less than honest.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 10, 2021 05:18 PM (2SdPm)

86 "I mean, who drinks multiple drinks seven nights a week?" she allegedly continued.

**raises hand**
*************
Who doesn't?

Posted by: Cosda at May 10, 2021 05:18 PM (7LKyo)

87 >>> "I mean, who drinks multiple drinks seven nights a week?"

*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 10, 2021 05:13 PM (5fSMX)

When you drink eight nights a week you're drinking too much.

Posted by: creepy bald Matrix kid at May 10, 2021 05:18 PM (RS2U1)

88 How does one allegedly continue?

Fuck. Some words need to be stricken from the lexicon.

Talk more good, you guys! Gawl!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at May 10, 2021 05:19 PM (x8Wzq)

89 there is no sock

Posted by: banana Dream at May 10, 2021 05:19 PM (RS2U1)

90 the girl in the 'tanning is bad' video is a parody, right?

or mentally ill, which?

I'm sticking with door number two there, Monty.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 10, 2021 05:20 PM (8qBEY)

91 >>>88 How does one allegedly continue?

well they're quoting from the UK Mirror. The UK Mirror alleges she said this, the Daily Caller can't confirm she said it.

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2021 05:20 PM (eOTGX)

92 "Love Makes a Family"

Sure. So when Mommy and Daddy and three other unrelated adults all love each other, then society should be forced to see them as one big family.

And when Mr. Smith across the street is in love with fourteen year old Jorge, we should just accept that as well...

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 10, 2021 05:20 PM (jOcSX)

93 How did Curious George make it onto that rack of books? I mean, George is literally kidnapped from Africa by a white male and taken to America. Where, by the way, he lives a great life -- even getting healthcare in a hospital -- instead of being eaten by a lion but whatever.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 10, 2021 05:15 PM (8qBEY)

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Need a Properly Woke and Politically Correct Graduate Thesis? Curious George is a cleverly written story making excuses for White Supremacy and the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade.

Posted by: rd at May 10, 2021 05:20 PM (Z32m1)

94 A:
1. Rotating Fan
2. Garbage Disposal.
3. Hot Pocket fresh from the microwave
4. Tik Tok chick.

Q:
What would I not stick my dick in?

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 10, 2021 05:20 PM (WmGrA)

95 Henry Big Boy X 45 Colt Lever-Action Rifle; $900; https://bit.ly/3bewyC0

Posted by: bonhomme at May 10, 2021 05:15 PM (YYlyE)

.357 maybe. of course, they are OOS....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 10, 2021 05:20 PM (7bRMQ)

96 well they're quoting from the UK Mirror. The UK Mirror alleges she said this, the Daily Caller can't confirm she said it.
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2021 05:20 PM (eOTGX)
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Allegedly.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 10, 2021 05:21 PM (2SdPm)

97 Let's embarrass China enough that they nuke DC!

Posted by: DaveA at May 10, 2021 05:21 PM (FhXTo)

98
I've been reading DM gossip about Bill Gates. While in his younger days, he looked like a nerd out of central casting, apparently he became something of a horn dog once the big time money started rolling in.

He was a bit reckless, turns out with womyns. He liked to avail himself of the services of professional womyns. He got reckless in other areas as well. Paul Allen had to bail him out of jail one night after he took out his new $$$ Porsche on test drive one night. Well over 100MPH. The little nerd went wild when he started making big time money.

All of that has been kept pretty quiet until now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 10, 2021 05:22 PM (Mzdiz)

99 @45 Skip-I'm telling you skip you can play their feminist/marxist indoctrination against them and come out with a win. Their is no better aphrodisiac for these indoctrinated "cuties" nowadays than disagreeing with them in a calm, reasonable, rational, logical way. Disagreeing and saying no to them rather than simping and kissing their asses like every white knight does in that situation floods their basement and gets them primed and DTF.
I'm telling you, as a conservative you have the upper hand with these types of chicks and they will conform. Their "hind-brain" overrides all the bullshit poured into it every time. We are the counter-culture, so take advantage of it.

Posted by: JROD at May 10, 2021 05:22 PM (0jZnq)

100 1. Rotating Fan
2. Garbage Disposal.
3. Hot Pocket fresh from the microwave
4. Tik Tok chick.

Q:
What would I not stick my dick in?
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 10, 2021 05:20 PM (WmGrA)

I hate trick questions.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 10, 2021 05:22 PM (5fSMX)

101 Good thing I am pasty white and can't tan. Dodged that racist bullet.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 10, 2021 05:22 PM (JUOKG)

102 Quick Hits: Tanning is Now Literally White Supremacy Edition

We are literally shaking

Posted by: George Hamilton and George Hamilton IV at May 10, 2021 05:22 PM (QzkSJ)

103 well they're quoting from the UK Mirror. The UK Mirror alleges she said this, the Daily Caller can't confirm she said it.
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2021 05:20 PM (eOTGX)

Well, okay.

I still think "alleged" is way too easy to misuse. Kind of a "no offense intended" kind of word.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at May 10, 2021 05:23 PM (x8Wzq)

104 there is no sock
Posted by: banana Dream

*raises single eyebrow*

Posted by: Just Miklos at May 10, 2021 05:23 PM (QzkSJ)

105 Is there a reason the address of Chief Judge Beryl Howell isn't out there? Along with his phone number and where his kids go to school?

Because the home address of Chief Judge Beryl Howell should definitely be out there if he is going to talk like that on the bench.

Posted by: T-Rex at May 10, 2021 05:23 PM (bhPL1)

106 Gwyneth drinks a whiskey drink, she drinks a vodka drink, she drinks a lagar drink, she drinks a cider drink. She falls down and gets up again shes always gonna piss herself.

Posted by: Archer at May 10, 2021 05:24 PM (gmo/4)

107 See, I figure Luntz is a natural for a Slurpee Committee.

And that children's bookshelf at Target looks like the "new arrivals" books featured on my library's website. The diversity is not giving my twee town's demographic adequate representation!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 10, 2021 05:24 PM (Dc2NZ)

108 93 . . . Need a Properly Woke and Politically Correct Graduate Thesis? Curious George is a cleverly written story making excuses for White Supremacy and the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade.
Posted by: rd
__________________

OK, now you're commencing to really piss me off.

Posted by: Furious George at May 10, 2021 05:24 PM (9vQJW)

109 You know if she admits to 2, the real number is double digits.

Ask any cop who does a DUI stop.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 10, 2021 05:17 PM

The DUI cop will also say you had bloodshot watery eyes, slurred speech, the strong smell of alcohol, and an unsteady gait.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 10, 2021 05:25 PM (awtm/)

110 Well a primary mission of the US Marshals is securing the judicial process and personnel, so since they came up earlier today, and now we're getting intimations that judges should be made unsafe, it all kinda fits together. Or something.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2021 05:25 PM (OTzUX)

111 Target lets trannies in the ladies room and we're surprised at their book offerings?

Posted by: Archer at May 10, 2021 05:26 PM (gmo/4)

112 Because the home address of Chief Judge Beryl Howell should definitely be out there if he is going to talk like that on the bench.
Posted by: T-Rex

He's a girl. But, yes.

Posted by: lizbth at May 10, 2021 05:26 PM (L3Rsz)

113 Is she a juggalo? I don't know what ICP people are doing these days, maybe it all got watered down and anti-tan-chick is one. She kind of looks juggalo-lite. Like, muzak level juggalo.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 10, 2021 05:27 PM (RS2U1)

114 Quick Hits: Tanning is Now Literally White Supremacy Edition

We are literally shaking
Posted by: George Hamilton and George Hamilton IV

Q:
Who is darker, George Hamilton or the dude that played Alexander Hamilton on Broadway?

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 10, 2021 05:27 PM (WmGrA)

115 "California State Tanning Bureau, may I help you?"

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/1978/07/01

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 10, 2021 05:27 PM (Dc2NZ)

116
I think the odds are better than even now that we're gonna get an Epstein girl accusing Bill Gates soon.

I think Melinda is letting some hammers drop.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 10, 2021 05:27 PM (Mzdiz)

117 Gwyneth drinks a whiskey drink, she drinks a vodka drink, she drinks a lagar drink, she drinks a cider drink. She falls down and gets up again shes always gonna piss herself.

Aaaaannnd. . .earworm. Thanks.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 10, 2021 05:27 PM (2JVJo)

118 Tanning is now literally white supremacy
----------

Zonker Harris hardest hit.

Posted by: bluebell at May 10, 2021 05:27 PM (wyw4S)

119 Zonker Harris hardest hit.
Posted by: bluebell at May 10, 2021 05:27 PM (wyw4S)

George Hamilton Cocoa Butter Open champion!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 10, 2021 05:28 PM (Dc2NZ)

120 Mind meld with Eris!

Posted by: bluebell at May 10, 2021 05:28 PM (wyw4S)

121 After shenanigans of Judge Sullivan, I'm not all that surprised at the antics of Judge Howell.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 10, 2021 05:29 PM (2SdPm)

122 She takes a whiskey drink, she takes a vodka drink, she takes a lager drink, she throws up in the sink.

O Danny Boy

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at May 10, 2021 05:29 PM (x8Wzq)

123 The book is:
"It's Ramadan, Curious George"

Posted by: ChrisP at May 10, 2021 05:29 PM (dacO6)

124 In five years, there will be two divisions of most sports:

1) Men's sports.
2) Tranny sports.

Sorry, feminists. Welcome to the world you made.

With respect to "whiskey" made from quinoa: Yeah, Gwynnie, your grandpa would bust you in the chops for that shit. Whiskey/whisky can be made from: barley, corn/maize, or rye. That is all.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2021 05:29 PM (JZT2F)

125 I think the odds are better than even now that we're gonna get an Epstein girl accusing Bill Gates soon.

I think Melinda is letting some hammers drop.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 10, 2021 05:27 PM (Mzdiz)

I think she sees the writing on the wall and is trying to get half before Epstein's victims get it all.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at May 10, 2021 05:29 PM (tDqVX)

126 "Zonker Harris hardest hit.
Posted by: bluebell"
*********
Wow. This is why I lurk here. I haven't seen Zonker mentioned in propably decades.

Posted by: Cosda at May 10, 2021 05:30 PM (7LKyo)

127 The Tik Tok chick is merely internalizing the constant drumbeat of "Orange Man Bad" memes she has been force-fed for 4+ years. Her reaction is actually totally understandable. Although I can't explain the heart tatoos.

*steeples fingers*

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, cosplaying Jordan Peterson at May 10, 2021 05:31 PM (PiwSw)

128 Wow. This is why I lurk here. I haven't seen Zonker mentioned in propably decades.
Posted by: Cosda at May 10, 2021 05:30 PM (7LKyo)
---------------

We're a well rounded bunch of 29 year olds, Gramps.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 10, 2021 05:31 PM (2SdPm)

129 Wow. This is why I lurk here. I haven't seen Zonker mentioned in propably decades.
Posted by: Cosda at May 10, 2021 05:30 PM (7LKyo)
---------

I hope you are not insinuating that I am older than 29.

I read history books.

Posted by: bluebell at May 10, 2021 05:31 PM (wyw4S)

130 Whiskey/whisky can be made from: barley, corn/maize, or rye. That is all.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

What about Wheatsky? I hear Bruce Jenner drinks it.

Breakfast of Champions.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 10, 2021 05:31 PM (WmGrA)

131 Just imagine as all these lefty TikTok whores get older and the disappointment of a wasted life begins to set in.

Yup, their later years are gonna be lit! as the kids say.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2021 05:31 PM (R/m4+)

132 Was Zonker the one who turned out to be gay?

I honestly don't know. I stopped reading that unfunny pseudo-comic back in the '70s.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2021 05:32 PM (JZT2F)

133 Oh, I think the piece of garbage Sullivan is also being wildly unlawful in handling one of the Four Hour Insurrection cases (and was it even 4 hours? don't think so .... and obviously not an insurrection).

Of course.

Which is why you hear Ms Lindsey thundering about judicial abuse and the need for impeachments.

Oh, wait.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2021 05:33 PM (OTzUX)

134 https://twitter.com/KenPaxtonTX/status/1391844529624473600

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 10, 2021 05:33 PM (jOcSX)

135 > I think Melinda is letting some hammers drop.

Shots being fired across the bow by her lawyer.

I think she's pissed off, and planning to take Billy Boy to the cleaners.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2021 05:33 PM (JZT2F)

136 With respect to "whiskey" made from quinoa: Yeah, Gwynnie, your grandpa
would bust you in the chops for that shit. Whiskey/whisky can be made
from: barley, corn/maize, or rye. That is all.

Yep. The mongols drink fermented horse milk. Just because their stupid, doesn't mean I have to be, Gwyneth.

Posted by: Archer at May 10, 2021 05:33 PM (gmo/4)

137 They're not their.

Posted by: Archer at May 10, 2021 05:34 PM (gmo/4)

138 Isn't the male weightlifter in his 40s while he's competing against women in their physical prime of their 20s?

But yeah, there's no difference between the sexes after a dude has taken hormones for a couple of months.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 10, 2021 05:34 PM (O3VVw)

139 Well, guess this means I have to go to a tanning place.

Posted by: Weasel at May 10, 2021 05:34 PM (MVjcR)

140 I think the odds are better than even now that we're gonna get an Epstein girl accusing Bill Gates soon.

*please make it a girl, please make it a girl...*

Posted by: Gates' Mother at May 10, 2021 05:34 PM (8eSmR)

141 Tattoo girl looks English.

Someone just needs to ask her what part of England originated the word "tattoo."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 10, 2021 05:34 PM (ANCpY)

142 Curious George Finds a Weird Mole on His Back

Curious George Finds a Lighter and a Stick of Dynamite

Curious George Writes the Great American Novel

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at May 10, 2021 05:34 PM (x8Wzq)

143 > Yep. The mongols drink fermented horse milk.

Right, but they don't call it "whiskey".

I have no problem with other fermented beverages. Rum, brandy, tequila, it's all fine. Just don't call it "whiskey".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2021 05:34 PM (JZT2F)

144 OT, but another public letter has been published by French military members threatening civil war because of Macron's failure to address Islamism in France. The media persist in labeling Marine Le Pen and RN as "far-right," "racist," "zenophobic," etc, but a recent poll found 58% support for their position.

Could get right sporty.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 10, 2021 05:35 PM (sWM8x)

145 Maker's Mark has wheat in its mash bill.

Posted by: Furious George at May 10, 2021 05:35 PM (9vQJW)

146 "I hope you are not insinuating that I am older than 29.
I read history books.
Posted by: bluebell"
***********
Doubt you're my age. When I really was 29 Zonker was already in the rear view mirror.

Posted by: Cosda at May 10, 2021 05:35 PM (7LKyo)

147 I think she sees the writing on the wall and is trying to get half before Epstein's victims get it all.

I bet they're trying to hide even more than half. "Gosh, Melinda, ya caught me...!"

Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2021 05:35 PM (vOGqy)

148 Was Zonker the one who turned out to be gay?

I honestly don't know. I stopped reading that unfunny pseudo-comic back in the '70s.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2021 05:32 PM (JZT2F)

No, that was "Marvelous" Mark Slackmeyer. Zonker was always portrayed as being uninterested in women or men.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 10, 2021 05:36 PM (2JVJo)

149 Bicurious George Goes on a Safari Cruise with Bill Kristol and the Project Lincoln Gang.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2021 05:36 PM (JZT2F)

150 So, the chick on the anti tanning tirade....
Are those little black heart tattoos under her eyes?

Jeepers.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 10, 2021 05:36 PM (W2Pud)

151 > Zonker was always portrayed as being uninterested in women or men.

Oh, right. He was the one who worked as a nanny?

(gives Zonker a suspicious eyeballing....)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2021 05:37 PM (JZT2F)

152 Doubt you're my age. When I really was 29 Zonker was already in the rear view mirror.
Posted by: Cosda at May 10, 2021 05:35 PM (7LKyo)
---------

The universal truth of the Ace of Spades HQ is that we are all 29, my friend.

Posted by: bluebell at May 10, 2021 05:37 PM (wyw4S)

153 It's gaslighting and brainwashing all the way down.

Posted by: Bosk at May 10, 2021 05:37 PM (SWbVS)

154 Speaking of booze, if you can find Willett Pot Still bourbon, try it. The bottle is striking and looks great on your shelf, and the booze is pretty good, too.

Don't pay more than about $45 or so, though. It's very good but not worth $50+

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 10, 2021 05:37 PM (O3VVw)

155 Curious George Finds a Weird Mole on His Back

Curious George Finds a Lighter and a Stick of Dynamite

Curious George Writes the Great American Novel

Or, for today's "curriculum," Harold Sticks a Purple Crayon Way Up His Ass.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 10, 2021 05:37 PM (2JVJo)

156 Garry Trudeau's full name is Garretson Beekman Trudeau, according to that Wiki thingy.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, cosplaying Jordan Peterson at May 10, 2021 05:38 PM (PiwSw)

157 Also I'll be the first to readily acknowledge that tan lines on a redhead are absolutely white supremacy, although I'm fine with blacks, Indians, Eskimos, and any other attractive women sporting them as well.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 10, 2021 05:39 PM (O3VVw)

158 OT, but another public letter has been published by French military members threatening civil war because of Macron's failure to address Islamism in France. The media persist in labeling Marine Le Pen and RN as "far-right," "racist," "zenophobic," etc, but a recent poll found 58% support for their position.

Could get right sporty.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 10, 2021 05:35 PM (sWM8x)

***************************

sounds like France will soon have its 158th Constitution.

Posted by: rd at May 10, 2021 05:39 PM (Z32m1)

159 Curious George Blows Up A Meth Lab

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, cosplaying Jordan Peterson at May 10, 2021 05:39 PM (PiwSw)

160 Curious George and the Electrified Fence

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 10, 2021 05:39 PM (HaL55)

161 The book is:
"It's Ramadan, Curious George"

Oh. My. Gawd. It is. I just saw the familiar script and didn't zoom in on the pic. Thanks for crushing that one little bit of false hope that I had left.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 10, 2021 05:39 PM (k27mQ)

162 I can picture Zonker but no remembrance what he did in that comic strip.

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 05:39 PM (Cxk7w)

163 She could be cute if she dumped the goofy tats and black lipstick
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 05:02 PM (Cxk7w)
......

and got a frontal lobotomy.

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2021 05:40 PM (v0R5T)

164 Curious George shrieked with glee as he set fire to the infidels in the cages.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 10, 2021 05:40 PM (5fSMX)

165 I want a Mounds for some reason....

Posted by: Bosk at May 10, 2021 05:40 PM (SWbVS)

166 Zonker Harris grew up to become Ward Churchill.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, cosplaying Jordan Peterson at May 10, 2021 05:41 PM (PiwSw)

167 Funky Winkerbean > Doonesbury crapola

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2021 05:41 PM (R/m4+)

168 Current VA Gov results - No one won the Repub nomination on the 1st round...here's the stats as they move to the next tally...(it seems that spending money and not being a politician will be a winning strategy, at least for the nom)

Youngkin 33%
Snyder 26%
Chase 21%
Cox 13%

Johnson in last and is not out with her ballots counting for 2nd choice in the next tally round...
https://wtop.com/virginia/ 2021/05/youngkin-leads-after-1st-round-in-virginia- gop-governor-race/

Posted by: Nova local at May 10, 2021 05:41 PM (b1h2x)

169
Curious George and Gain of Function Research.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 10, 2021 05:41 PM (Mzdiz)

170 Maker's Mark has wheat in its mash bill.
Posted by: Furious George at May 10, 2021 05:35 PM (9vQJW)

And deliciousness in each bottle.

Adding just one ice cube to a tumbler gives it a great flavor change, too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 10, 2021 05:41 PM (pyVNc)

171 168 should be Johnson now out, not not out...damn typo...

Posted by: Nova local at May 10, 2021 05:42 PM (b1h2x)

172 Any of you east coast morons should make sure you have gas in your cars. Stations are already running out because of the cyberattack on the pipeline.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 10, 2021 05:42 PM (O3VVw)

173 Was Zonker the one who turned out to be gay?

I honestly don't know. I stopped reading that unfunny pseudo-comic back in the '70s.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2021 05:32 PM (JZT2F)

That was Mark Slackmiller (?) and Steve Dallas from Bloom County. They got gay married because fuck the straights.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 10, 2021 05:42 PM (pyVNc)

174 >>>Bicurious George Goes on a Safari Cruise with Bill Kristol and the Project Lincoln Gang.<<<
>Is this were the man in the yellow hat slams his balls into Bill's partner's tight cuckhole?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 10, 2021 05:43 PM (2goRJ)

175 > I can picture Zonker but no remembrance what he did in that comic strip.

I'd bet the Zonker character's memories of what he did are a little fuzzy, too.

Sure, a guy of dubious sexuality who's constantly stoned is just the person you want to be watching your kids. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2021 05:43 PM (JZT2F)

176 Screaming Yellow Zonker

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2021 05:43 PM (63Dwl)

177 Dang! I was planning on working on my tan this year so I could be darker than Meaghan Markle and go on TV and complain about how mistreated I am in line at Target, like she is.

Posted by: Whatchulookingat? at May 10, 2021 05:44 PM (jXzWd)

178 https://thefederalist.com/biden hhs passes anti science rule change to redefine sex

Weall will be paying for gender transfers

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 05:44 PM (Cxk7w)

179 Zonker Harris
---------
Hell of a fullback.

Posted by: dartist at May 10, 2021 05:44 PM (+ya+t)

180 it's literally blackface, and melanoma. But mostly melanoma.

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2021 05:45 PM (v0R5T)

181 I can picture Zonker but no remembrance what he did in that comic strip.

He started out on the Yale football team, pissing off quarterback B.D. because he was constantly stoned. When the group established Walden Commune, he moved there as the resident slacker, more or less sponging off his parents and still getting stoned. Then he eventually moved to LA to be a nanny to B.D. and Boopsie's child. Beyond that, I don't know.

And I'm embarrassed that I know that much about the damned strip.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 10, 2021 05:45 PM (2JVJo)

182 "The universal truth of the Ace of Spades HQ is that we are all 29, my friend.
Posted by: bluebell"
******
I guess that's why I understand the comments here versus other places.

Posted by: Cosda at May 10, 2021 05:45 PM (7LKyo)

183
They go for synergy with the Muslim book and the LGBTQWERTYUIOP bullshit.

"From The Top of My Mosque."

It would also teach kids about gravity, so it's also Science™. Wine moms ❤ Science™.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 10, 2021 05:45 PM (Uh2oA)

184 sounds like HAMAS has decided it needs to cut back and trim its membership rolls again.

They are still firing rockets from Gaza.

Posted by: rd at May 10, 2021 05:45 PM (Z32m1)

185 Curious George and the IED accident.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 10, 2021 05:46 PM (5fSMX)

186 s/b "can go for.."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 10, 2021 05:46 PM (Uh2oA)

187 Zonker Harris
---------
Hell of a fullback.
Posted by: dartist at May 10, 2021 05:44 PM (+ya+t)

I thought that was B.D.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 10, 2021 05:46 PM (pyVNc)

188 https://thefederalist.com/biden hhs passes anti science rule change to redefine sex

Will they redefine what Puddinhead O'Biden is doing to the country as the fucking it is?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 10, 2021 05:46 PM (HaL55)

189 Hunter S. Thompson threatened to set Trudeau on fire if he ever met him, being rather unamused by the Duke character.

Sadly, they never met.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2021 05:47 PM (JZT2F)

190 Maker's Mark has wheat in its mash bill.
Posted by: Furious George

*attempts to make sense of a bill with "Maker's Mark" on it, repeatedly*

Posted by: The Miklosian Drinking lamp is Ever So Lit at May 10, 2021 05:47 PM (QzkSJ)

191 I get my farmer's tan every year for free.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 05:47 PM (yBBnL)

192 @163 with-Only the fat "trigglypuff" blue hairs need the frontal lobotomy. Most women that are attractive that have been indoctrinated with BS are salvageable.

Posted by: JROD at May 10, 2021 05:47 PM (0jZnq)

193 I can picture Zonker but no remembrance what he did in that comic strip.
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 05:39 PM

He was a tanning protege of George Hamilton, among other things.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2021 05:47 PM (DMUuz)

194 Your not supposed to drink every night?

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 10, 2021 05:47 PM (nxdel)

195 The collective knowledge here can be informative

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 05:48 PM (Cxk7w)

196 Yudhishthira's Dice, well played.

Top row book people and bottom row book people don't get along.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 10, 2021 05:48 PM (kmF0y)

197 191 I get my farmer's tan every year for free.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 05:47 PM (yBBnL)
----
Me too!

Posted by: Weasel at May 10, 2021 05:48 PM (MVjcR)

198 120 Mind meld with Eris!
Posted by: bluebell at May 10, 2021 05:28 PM (wyw4S)
---

Sorry I haven't cleaned in a while.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 10, 2021 05:48 PM (Dc2NZ)

199 I thought that was B.D.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 10, 2021 05:46 PM

B.D. was the quarterback, IIRC.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2021 05:48 PM (DMUuz)

200 Curious George finds out why other monkeys sometimes have blue butts.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2021 05:49 PM (JZT2F)

201 There was no reason to put that no-tan-bed girl on AoS. Who cares what she thinks? "You can't change my mind." What mind?

Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2021 05:49 PM (KAi1n)

202 Hunter S. Thompson threatened to set Trudeau on fire if he ever met him, being rather unamused by the Duke character.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2021 05:47 PM (JZT2F)

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I don't remember ever being in a comic strip.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 10, 2021 05:49 PM (kTF2Z)

203
194 Your not supposed to drink every night?
Posted by: Jewells45 at

RIGHT?!?!
Wtf.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 10, 2021 05:49 PM (W2Pud)

204 We did have a discussion of Screaming Yellow Zonkers several months back.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 10, 2021 05:49 PM (YynYJ)

205 That was Mark Slackmiller (?) and Steve Dallas from Bloom County. They got gay married because fuck the straights.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 10, 2021 05:42 PM (pyVNc)
--

It was a slippery slope from being Tess Turbo's video sex slave to gay marriage.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 10, 2021 05:50 PM (Dc2NZ)

206 Jewells, two drinks doesn't even get my elbow warmed up.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 05:50 PM (yBBnL)

207 >>>Your not supposed to drink every night?<<<
>Apparently, sadly, Gwynnie isn't getting the stuffing banged out of her every night either. Some sort of cold play madness.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 10, 2021 05:51 PM (2goRJ)

208 Drinking beer 7 nights a week doesn't qualify as "drinking-drinking" does it?

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 10, 2021 05:52 PM (ju2Fy)

209 The weird girl in the video is suffering from Early Karen Onset.... she's gonna make a lot of people unhappy in her life...

Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2021 05:52 PM (0KKyI)

210 I thought that was B.D.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 10, 2021 05:46 PM

B.D. was the quarterback, IIRC.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2021 05:48 PM (DMUuz)

Oh, right.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 10, 2021 05:53 PM (pyVNc)

211 olddog, Nope.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 05:53 PM (yBBnL)

212 Your not supposed to drink every night?
Posted by: Jewells45 at

*

Ha. There's an old blues song about it.

Ain't it a shame to take a drink on a Sunday
When you got Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday
Ain't it a shame

(and one of the verses is "beat your wife")

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 10, 2021 05:53 PM (NY/Dw)

213 Gonna watch "Taps", which is one I should have seen ages ago.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 10, 2021 05:53 PM (Dc2NZ)

214 Mind meld with Eris!
Posted by: bluebell at May 10, 2021 05:28 PM

So you're wearing sequined prom dresses now, too?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2021 05:53 PM (DMUuz)

215 I used to drink every night.... not really advisable Gwynnie...

Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2021 05:53 PM (0KKyI)

216 "From The Top of My Mosque."

Take off, goat hoser

Posted by: Bob and Doug McKenzie, with toques at May 10, 2021 05:54 PM (QzkSJ)

217 In Re: French military.

6th Republic anyone?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at May 10, 2021 05:54 PM (0QYMt)

218 I have never heard of Zonker. When was that out?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2021 05:54 PM (k39e/)

219 lol Ben Had!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 10, 2021 05:54 PM (nxdel)

220 Also I'll be the first to readily acknowledge that tan lines on a redhead are absolutely white supremacy, although I'm fine with blacks, Indians, Eskimos, and any other attractive women sporting them as well.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 10, 2021 05:39 PM (O3VVw

Sorry Red Heads don't get tan lines. They get sun burn lines.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 10, 2021 05:55 PM (2DOZq)

221 Some sort of cold play madness.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

Madness>>>Coldplay

Posted by: Miklos, 80s Ska Kid at May 10, 2021 05:55 PM (QzkSJ)

222 Clearly, Olympic Decathlon Gold Medalist Kaitlyn Gender has already weighed in.

"It's not fair."

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 10, 2021 05:55 PM (xopIz)

223 Fen, for the purposes of this discussion, this is an acceptable resource to get you up to speed.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zonker_Harris

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, cosplaying Jordan Peterson at May 10, 2021 05:56 PM (PiwSw)

224 If I didn't drink every night, I'd be even more pissed off and I don't think that's healthy.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 10, 2021 05:56 PM (kTF2Z)

225 Allegedly a Hamas rocket landed on Temple Mount where a large fire was seen. Be a damned shame if they blew up the Al-Aqsa mosque. Damned shame. *snerk*

Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at May 10, 2021 05:56 PM (VNmG1)

226 Sorry Red Heads don't get tan lines. They get sun burn lines

*

That's what makes them supreme. If you ever meet that rarity you'll understand.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 10, 2021 05:56 PM (O3VVw)

227 Cue up the George Thorogood.....

Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2021 05:56 PM (0KKyI)

228 206 Jewells, two drinks doesn't even get my elbow warmed up.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 05:50
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Minimum of four. Then switch hands for balance.

Posted by: Teh Elbow at May 10, 2021 05:56 PM (ju2Fy)

229 Doonesbury ceased to be funny when Trudeau drew up the very first frame.

And went downhill, after that.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 10, 2021 05:56 PM (QzJWU)

230 Also

It didn't take long to get to gas lines under Biden, did it?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 10, 2021 05:57 PM (O3VVw)

231 Fen A character in Doonsbury comic strip

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 05:57 PM (Cxk7w)

232 Back in the day, I went to Black's Beach. Got a sunburn on my butt.

Sure cleared up the acne.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 10, 2021 05:58 PM (xopIz)

233 @11
Come on admit it, you've always been intrigued at the possibilities of an all female, POC remake of Prometheus?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2021 05:58 PM (E0ukh)

234 Fen A character in Doonsbury comic strip
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 05:57 PM (Cxk7w)

Oh, o.k. Thanks. I never read Doonesbury.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2021 05:58 PM (k39e/)

235 This could be cast in marble.

Rubio glowering down the hall, three men averting their eyes in supplication; the woman facing him should have one foot on the wall and it would be perfect.

https://is.gd/aTpbO5

Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2021 05:58 PM (oS5s6)

236 They're just pissed because some male pretending to be a female has a better snatch than them

Posted by: Mongo at May 10, 2021 05:59 PM (D5GV3)

237 Drinking beer 7 nights a week doesn't qualify as "drinking-drinking" does it?
-----------
Not at all, it's what they call "Keeping your Fluids Up".

Posted by: dartist at May 10, 2021 05:59 PM (+ya+t)

238 @201 SFGoth-You are a single smart conservative male that knows these chicks are spewing BS. These women are your prime demographic if any check your boxes for physical attraction. You should be down at the trendy "whiskey bars" on Geary and O'Farrell bouncing these chicks off the baloney pony every night while your kitty cats cheer you on. The bars on Geary and O'Farrell are loaded with delusional chicks like this that work in the financial district that live in the area.....and you know this. Go hunting SFGoth.

Posted by: JROD at May 10, 2021 05:59 PM (0jZnq)

239 Current VA Gov results - No one won the Repub nomination on the 1st round

I'm surprised they don't just give up. "Well, we've got nobody who could win..."

Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2021 06:00 PM (DMQdU)

240 That's what makes them supreme. If you ever meet that rarity you'll understand.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Kinda like putting foot outlines on the floor to teach you how and where to dance.

Posted by: Miklos, thinking K-Doe "Every Time She Cha-Cha-Cha" at May 10, 2021 06:00 PM (QzkSJ)

241 ... the equality for women "was being taken away from us,"
Isn't that the inequality of women that's being taken away?

Posted by: Socratease at May 10, 2021 06:00 PM (2GbWn)

242 The LP fridge I bought I could have added the option to make those cool round ice cubes for drinks. But since I've been sober now for 25 years I didn't think I needed it that for filtered water.

Posted by: Archer at May 10, 2021 06:00 PM (gmo/4)

243
Allegedly a Hamas rocket landed on Temple Mount where a large fire was
seen. Be a damned shame if they blew up the Al-Aqsa mosque. Damned
shame. *snerk*

I agree. That would just be a turrible thing to happen.
Oh who am I kidding? BWAHHAAAHAAHAHAHAH!!!1!!1 Dipshits...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 10, 2021 06:00 PM (HaL55)

244 SFGoth, Is Finnocchio's still in business?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 06:01 PM (yBBnL)

245 I'm here.

I don't understand why these women don't just refuse to compete. Not much of a competition if he is the only entrant.
I know they work really hard for this but it is so patently unfair that coming in second or third is pretty meaningless.
And...how does anyone get that big without taking steroids. I thought those were illegal.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2021 06:01 PM (sd8p8)

246 So, I'm about 18 or 19 and my Dad says "where you going?"

Me: Black's Beach.

Dad: Let me know if you see one with three tits.

I had to wait for "Total Recall" for that.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 10, 2021 06:02 PM (xopIz)

247 Kinda like putting foot outlines on the floor to teach you how and where to dance.
Posted by: Miklos

*

Hahaha. In the 90s I dated a girl who explained that they were nature's way of saying "pay attention to these places"

She used a different phrase, but this is a family joint.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 10, 2021 06:02 PM (O3VVw)

248 Uh...finocchio's?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 10, 2021 06:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

249 >>> And...how does anyone get that big without taking steroids. I thought those were illegal.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2021 06:01 PM (sd8p

Maybe his doped-up trainer accidentally pissed on the food.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 10, 2021 06:03 PM (RS2U1)

250 "Beer ain't drinking." - John Wayne

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 10, 2021 06:03 PM (xopIz)

251 Maybe his doped-up trainer accidentally pissed on the food.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 10, 2021 06:03 PM (RS2U1)

Yeah, that was it.

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at May 10, 2021 06:03 PM (PiwSw)

252 Beer for my horses , whiskey for my men.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 10, 2021 06:04 PM (2DOZq)

253 To girl with stupid face tattoos: mind your own damn business stupid person.

Posted by: Wade Hampton at May 10, 2021 06:04 PM (Su9Le)

254 Fen I barely did, knew it was hard Leftist so didn't look at it much.

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 06:04 PM (Cxk7w)

255 Hi Sharon, I'm glad your here. Are you a breakfast person?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 06:04 PM (yBBnL)

256 Dad: Let me know if you see one with three tits.
........

I saw one with FOUR tits, Dad! Two of 'em on her back!

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2021 06:04 PM (v0R5T)

257 Doonesbury ceased to be funny when Trudeau drew up the very first frame.

I skipped the funnies that weren't funny. I think Doonesbury's purpose was to be "edgy" and "speak truth to power". I didn't get it at all back then, it just seemed dumb.

Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2021 06:05 PM (ELgVT)

258 @201 SFGoth-If you are a single conservative male, especially an established one like you thats a bloodsucking lawyer ; ) in the Bay Area/San Fran, that place is a f'ing playground for you. It's a single mans paradise.

Posted by: JROD at May 10, 2021 06:05 PM (0jZnq)

259
Okay ... 'splain your lips, anti-tanning gurrrrl.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 10, 2021 06:05 PM (lOhfF)

260 So, I'm about 18 or 19 and my Dad says "where you going?"

Me: Black's Beach.

Dad: Let me know if you see one with three tits.

I had to wait for "Total Recall" for that.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 10, 2021 06:02 PM (xo

Scenario today

Dad I saw one with two tits and a penis.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 10, 2021 06:05 PM (2DOZq)

261 I might watch some wimmens sports now that some shemales are participating...

See how the Heshes compare to the Sheshes and vice versa.

Maybe a few Ladyboys worked into the line up with a couple of big, rug munching bull daggers and watch the sparks fly.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2021 06:06 PM (R/m4+)

262 Eris, my error but yeah that place.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 06:06 PM (yBBnL)

263 So insane. State Dept spokesmodel nlames Israel for shooting rockets at itself from Gaza.

https://tinyurl.com/frfeumdh

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at May 10, 2021 06:07 PM (3QCF0)

264 What is quinoa?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 10, 2021 06:08 PM (PUmDY)

265 What is quinoa?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 10, 2021 06:08 PM (PUmDY)

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 10, 2021 06:09 PM (t+qrx)

266 Ben Had, you know that's slang for, right?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 10, 2021 06:09 PM (Dc2NZ)

267 Breakfast more than lunch or one or the other.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2021 06:09 PM (sd8p8)

268 hogmartin!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 06:09 PM (yBBnL)

269 >>> So insane. State Dept spokesmodel nlames Israel for shooting rockets at itself from Gaza.
https://tinyurl.com/frfeumdh
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at May 10, 2021 06:07 PM (3QCF0)

Jalina Porter, I bet her hair smells nice.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 10, 2021 06:09 PM (RS2U1)

270 She could be cute if she dumped the goofy tats and black lipstick

Racist!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2021 06:09 PM (rdbLX)

271 DR. Luntz? What, does he have an advanced degree childcare? He must be in the good graces of the MSM to be called that.

Posted by: Ripley at May 10, 2021 06:10 PM (PTDkx)

272 Heya, Ben Had. How's it going?

Posted by: hogmartin at May 10, 2021 06:10 PM (t+qrx)

273 What is quinoa?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 10, 2021 06:08 PM (PUmDY)

Health food crap to be avoided.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2021 06:10 PM (R/m4+)

274 @263
Hey, this is the foreign policy that 81 million people voted* for.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2021 06:10 PM (E0ukh)

275 So insane. State Dept spokesmodel nlames Israel for shooting rockets at itself from Gaza.

Imagine making a 'mistake' like that and keeping your career... I can't.

Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2021 06:11 PM (ELgVT)

276 What is quinoa?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 10, 2021 06:08 PM (PUmDY)

$20, same as in town.
Posted by: hogmartin

The whole Bushel?

Posted by: Miklos, weighing at May 10, 2021 06:11 PM (QzkSJ)

277 Eris, I sure do. Had a great dinner there and saw Tina Turner live. Never went back.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 06:11 PM (yBBnL)

278 @262 Ben Had-Yes Finnochios is still there, of course the people in the know don't go there. You also have to be careful going from the bars in the lower part of the Tenderloin to the titty bars with your "dates" at the top because you have to pass through the drug dealer section. So if you are on foot, don't look like an easy target or just Uber your way through to the bars.

Posted by: JROD at May 10, 2021 06:12 PM (0jZnq)

279 Hey everybody. Found out today that my third grandchild is going to be a boy! I'm thrilled. Baby is healthy and my DIL looks terrific. I am so happy I am close by for this one.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2021 06:12 PM (sd8p8)

280 273, I was 90% sure because she said it

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 10, 2021 06:12 PM (PUmDY)

281 A few years ago I honestly expected the IOC to go the other way and have XY chromosome and XX chromosome divisions instead of letting men who couldn't cut it against their own sex jump into the XX chromosome division.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at May 10, 2021 06:12 PM (Aashi)

282 See how the Heshes compare to the Sheshes and vice versa...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2021 06:06
----------------------

Wymen's diving could be competive. Maybe?

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 10, 2021 06:12 PM (ju2Fy)

283 233
@11
Come on admit it, you've always been intrigued at the possibilities of an all female, POC remake of Prometheus?
would whoopi play the xenomorph?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 10, 2021 06:13 PM (v3pYe)

284 hogmartin, waiting for you to get here so I give you a housewarming gift.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 06:13 PM (yBBnL)

285 Holy cow, it's a young Gus Fring.

This movie has everybody right before they hit it big.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 10, 2021 06:13 PM (Dc2NZ)

286 Frankly given the silence of most females about the disparities that have been purposely caused supposedly to effect "equality" for women (even tho they did no such thing) and quite happily allowing themselves to utilize those advantages while complaining about how unfair the world all was, I'm not much concerned about this artificial tempest created by the gender fascists.
I don't understand what their ultimate goal is with this trans nonsense and forcing laws thru that allow little children elect to have therapies done to them on a whim but I'm sure eventually we'll find out. I know it won't change what i think and I know they don't care what I think.
I just think it's amusing for these ladies to whine and cry about how unfair it is and expect to once again get special treatment for their problem. All they have to do is begin to try and compete or accept the fact that all the years of our being told that women are equal in all things and yet still get special treatment were a lie and that during that time they weren't concerned much with the inequalities men were/are burdened with amd they gladly took those advantages and said nothing. Chickens, roost. Some assembly required.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 10, 2021 06:13 PM (dLws2)

287 >> Baby is healthy and my DIL looks terrific.

Congratulations, Sharon.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at May 10, 2021 06:13 PM (uWF4x)

288 Wymen's diving could be competive. Maybe?

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 10, 2021 06:12 PM (ju2Fy)

Platform maybe. Not spring board.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 10, 2021 06:13 PM (2DOZq)

289 Wymen's diving could be competive. Maybe?

Posted by: olddog

Comeback time....

Posted by: Gregoria Louganis at May 10, 2021 06:14 PM (QzkSJ)

290 Quinoa is a super-trendy grain. Or legume or tuber or pilchard or type of weasel. Native to the Andes, grown by authentic indigenous peoples, so you know it's better than wheat or rice or other grains that are basically garbage food for losers who can't do anything right. But the best part is that the bulk of the quinoa harvests are sold as a cash crop for foreign markets, and now it's so expensive that the subsistence farmers who used to grow it for themselves can't afford it.

And you should really make sure that everyone who looks like they might be the quinoa-eating type knows that.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 10, 2021 06:14 PM (t+qrx)

291 279 Hey everybody. Found out today that my third grandchild is going to be a
boy!
xe will need a lot of therapy when xe finds out you've been misgendering xer from before xe was born.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 10, 2021 06:14 PM (v3pYe)

292 I might watch some wimmens sports now that some shemales are participating...

I think the girls doing the uneven parallel bars are safe from competition. No way I'm bouncing off the lower bar with my balls.

Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2021 06:14 PM (ELgVT)

293 283 233
@11
Come on admit it, you've always been intrigued at the possibilities of an all female, POC remake of Prometheus?
would whoopi play the xenomorph?
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 10, 2021 06:13 PM (v3pYe)

AOC. Those teeth.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 10, 2021 06:14 PM (PiwSw)

294 @173
Steve's coming out was almost certainly Berkely Breathed being silly. IIRC, it happened right before the Bloom County sequel strip ended. And when Steve Dallas reappeared in a new strip quite a while later, he was his old (straight) self.
As for Mark - for quite a while he claimed on his radio show to have a boyfriend, but his listeners (correctly) didn't believe him.

Posted by: junior at May 10, 2021 06:15 PM (X57ar)

295 Wymen's diving could be competive. Maybe?
Posted by: olddog in mo at May 10, 2021 06:12 PM (ju2Fy)

I was thinking more along the lines of Greco-Roman wrassling.

Junk grabbing allowed and all that.....mind the duct tape!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2021 06:15 PM (R/m4+)

296 Democrats used to own women.
Really.... like buy and sell them. It's in the unwoke history books.

Posted by: torabora at May 10, 2021 06:15 PM (Y274z)

297 I think the girls doing the uneven parallel bars are safe from competition. No way I'm bouncing off the lower bar with my balls.
Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2021 06:14 PM (ELgVT)

I was thinking the same thing about the balance beam.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 10, 2021 06:15 PM (2DOZq)

298 @283
Yes, Whoopi would work for the Xenomorph, Leslie Jones could easily play the Klingon Captain.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2021 06:15 PM (E0ukh)

299 Congrats Sharon!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 10, 2021 06:16 PM (nxdel)

300 hogmartin, waiting for you to get here so I give you a housewarming gift.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 06:13 PM (yBBnL)

Oh, I'm waiting to get there just so I can be there. This in-between stuff gets old.

But it'll be good to see you all down there too, you're welcome to visit any time.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 10, 2021 06:16 PM (t+qrx)

301 >> 257 Doonesbury ceased to be funny when
>> Trudeau drew up the very first frame.

True. Berke Breathed was a fan of Doonesbury, but unlike Doonesbury , Bloom County was actually funny.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at May 10, 2021 06:16 PM (uWF4x)

302 Gonna watch "Taps", which is one I should have seen ages ago.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace

Is that the one with Gregory Hines in it, the famous tap dancer?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at May 10, 2021 06:16 PM (tjZg/)

303 And...how does anyone get that big without taking steroids. I thought those were illegal.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2021 06:01 PM (sd8p
Ah Sharon, you have to understand there is illegal and there is ILLEGAL!
The "illegal" stuff that the elites do has many many lawyerly caveats that provide clearly needed exceptions to the "rules"!
The "ILLEGAL" stuff you and I might even think about, has been analyzed by keen minds like that of SCCJ John Roberts and the parameters are defined so that there are NO exceptions for the kulaks!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 10, 2021 06:16 PM (hOUT3)

304 Or, for today's "curriculum," Harold Sticks a Purple Crayon Way Up His Ass.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 10, 2021 05:37 PM (2JVJo)
--------------

Personally, I'm holding out for "Bi Curious George and the Bathhouse Adventure."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 10, 2021 06:16 PM (2SdPm)

305 Quinoa whiskey?

Could she possibly be more pretentious?

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2021 06:17 PM (ZfRYq)

306 I doubt diving would be competitive. Isn't most of the twisting force applied with the upper body?

I guess you could aim for "least splash" with a uniform dive, though. Just diving in and let a computer decide what the splash is.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 10, 2021 06:17 PM (hqys6)

307 There's bold, and then there's this:

Indians Using Fake IDs with Donald Trump's Name to Thwart Lockdown

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 10, 2021 06:18 PM (nI1Kq)

308 Gonna watch "Taps", which is one I should have seen ages ago.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace

Is that the one with Gregory Hines in it, the famous tap dancer?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at May 10, 2021 06:16 PM (tjZg/)

It's on the same VHS tape, just before Ghostbusters, in the dim mists of my childhood. With the counters written in sharpie on the label.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 10, 2021 06:18 PM (t+qrx)

309 A few years ago I honestly expected the IOC to go the other way and have XY chromosome and XX chromosome divisions instead of letting men who couldn't cut it against their own sex jump into the XX chromosome division.

They had the problem of the three XY girls with "DSD", as it's called, dominating the 800, because you have to celebrate their lived experience. That opened the door for the weightlifter- as long as your testosterone levels are low (but still far higher than a woman's), you're in.

Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2021 06:18 PM (vOGqy)

310 The Rudy Ray Moore version.

Promeefius.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 10, 2021 06:18 PM (hqys6)

311 hogmartin, I will be there bearing steaks and wine.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 06:18 PM (yBBnL)

312
Is that the one with Gregory Hines in it, the famous tap dancer?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America

Nope - Sean Penn, Timothy Hutton, and Tom Cruise, and set at a military school in the South.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 10, 2021 06:18 PM (lOhfF)

313 I don't understand why these women don't just refuse to compete.
---
Nor do I. I know I refuse to watch, and I used to watch the Olympics a lot.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 10, 2021 06:18 PM (sWM8x)

314 Ben Had at May 10, 2021 06:13 PM (yBBnL)

Oh, I'm waiting to get there just so I can be there. This in-between stuff gets old.

But it'll be good to see you all down there too, you're welcome to visit any time.
Posted by: hogmartin

I he invites you to visit on a private jet with Bill Clinton, well....

Posted by: Miklos figures you could sue later at May 10, 2021 06:19 PM (QzkSJ)

315 hogmartin!!!
Posted by: Ben Had

If you say that enough times, he will magically appear in Texas!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at May 10, 2021 06:19 PM (tjZg/)

316 I've started watching Twister

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 10, 2021 06:19 PM (cSyAR)

317 Nope - Sean Penn, Timothy Hutton, and Tom Cruise, and set at a military school in the South.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 10, 2021 06:18 PM (lOhfF)

I just remember the part at the end when Cruise says ' THIS IS GREAAAAT !!!' . I think that's what he yelled.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 10, 2021 06:20 PM (2DOZq)

318 Is that the one with Gregory Hines in it, the famous tap dancer?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at May 10, 2021 06:16 PM (tjZg/)

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083169/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 10, 2021 06:20 PM (Dc2NZ)

319 Bozo, I just wish he would be here for next weekend.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 06:21 PM (yBBnL)

320 If you say that enough times, he will magically appear in Texas!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.

No heel clicking, or it will be hundreds of miles away in Kansas!

Posted by: Miklos, and his little dog too at May 10, 2021 06:21 PM (QzkSJ)

321 Up next on the uneven bars is Josephine Smith. She's off to a good start! Oooohhhh, she banged her dick on the lower bar. That's a deduction for sure!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 10, 2021 06:21 PM (kTF2Z)

322 Nope - Sean Penn, Timothy Hutton, and Tom Cruise, and set at a military school in the South.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars

Well, and George C. Scott at the beginning, but he dies early.

Yeah, I was just funnin' with Eris.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at May 10, 2021 06:22 PM (tjZg/)

323 "I mean, who drinks multiple drinks seven nights a week?"

Yeah, who does that?!? [Insert Krusty the Klown groan here.]

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 10, 2021 06:22 PM (H5knJ)

324 Thanks Jewells. I can't stop grinning.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2021 06:22 PM (sd8p8)

325 "I mean, who drinks multiple drinks seven nights a week?"

Yeah, who does that?!?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Only on ONT nights.

Posted by: Imbibulated Miklos at May 10, 2021 06:24 PM (QzkSJ)

326 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 10, 2021 06:24 PM (ErSvT)

327 PDT needs to start a Greatwill Games

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 10, 2021 06:24 PM (PUmDY)

328 Oh, no, our star forward has just taken a shot to the balls! She's being carted off the field- by four people...

Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2021 06:24 PM (vOGqy)

329 If the female weight lifters refuse to compete, they'll probably be punished in some form - including losing sponsorship deals, or being blocked from participating in any other competitions. In short, they'll be forced out of a sport they spent a lot of time training for.

Posted by: junior at May 10, 2021 06:24 PM (X57ar)

330 I mean, who drinks multiple drinks seven nights a week?"
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Looks at glass. Looks at Gwyneth.

Yeah? Well, at least I didn't manufacture a candle that smells like my dick. Maybe you should drink more.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 10, 2021 06:25 PM (kTF2Z)

331 multiple drinks 7 night a week? That would be me.

No medications and 2 Dr's visits ( for stitches) in all those years. Damn right I drink.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 06:25 PM (yBBnL)

332 Nooooo. I just got here.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2021 06:25 PM (sd8p8)

333 Kidnap some journalist .We torture them using only r rated naked Nazi girls. Pump him for info about anything and then get his debit pin#.

I call that liars' tax.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 10, 2021 06:25 PM (o89XP)

334 I despise these people with a white-hot des....desp...despy...fcuk it.

Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2021 06:25 PM (0OP+5)

335 Bozo, I just wish he would be here for next weekend.
Posted by: Ben Had

......and then, he never left!!!

Yeah, I'm going to miss seein' old hogfartin every few months, but he's dad-blamed fixed on this here ideer of movin' to Texas!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at May 10, 2021 06:26 PM (tjZg/)

336 Pets adopted during pandemic are being returned. Fuck these goddamn pathetic pieces of shit.

https://tinyurl.com/23h7tmky

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 10, 2021 06:27 PM (nxdel)

337 Quinoa whiskey?

Could she possibly be more pretentious?

Nope. And this is one case where CBD is totally justified concerning maple syrup.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 10, 2021 06:30 PM (ZSK0i)

338 SCCJ John Roberts and the parameters are defined so that there are NO exceptions for the kulaks!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 10, 2021 06:16 PM (hOUT3)
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Good to see you comrade Commissar Hrothgar, I trust you are doing well?

One day may the parameters be defined for him.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2021 06:32 PM (oS5s6)

339 Sean Penn in Military School with the Finkelstein sh** kid.

Posted by: klaftern at May 10, 2021 06:32 PM (RuIsu)

340 Who says multiple for 2? No one

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 10, 2021 06:33 PM (PUmDY)

341 288 Wymen's diving could be competive. Maybe?

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 10, 2021 06:12 PM (ju2Fy)

Nope - guys can do way more in diving.

The only possible competitive Olympic women sports with mixed genders would be rhythmic gymnastics (guys have a hard time being that flexible) and artistic gymnastics (balance beam and bars only - just b/c guys feet and balance would make the beam hard and the spacing between the bars would make the uneven bars hard b/c you get docked points every time your toes hit the other bar)...notice, I didn't mention equestrian b/c that is a mixed gender sport on purpose already b/c it's the horses who do the work...

Posted by: Nova local at May 10, 2021 06:38 PM (b1h2x)

342 I've reached the bottom of the comments, and forgotten what the post was about.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 10, 2021 06:39 PM (5p7BC)

343 So now feminists have discovered conservative opinions?

Posted by: Political McGuffin at May 10, 2021 06:41 PM (1MFjD)

344 Is what this weightlifter is doing somehow NOT "gender appropriation"?

Posted by: Scott at May 10, 2021 06:47 PM (32n5W)

345 Ok fine.

Let's enforce insurrection laws and sentences.

President Desantis will know how to use that tool.

Posted by: MJ at May 10, 2021 06:52 PM (gAMkn)

346 There is no such thing as Quinoa Whisky. NoneSuchThang.

Posted by: stv at May 10, 2021 07:40 PM (m4GYV)

347 WHAT!!! No Little Black Sambo, the Smart Tamil Boy Who Defeated the Tigers?

Editorial note - There are no tigers in Africa. They are native to Asia. Today, the tiger's range is fragmented, stretching from Siberian temperate forests to subtropical and tropical forests on the Indian subcontinent and Sumatra.

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at May 10, 2021 08:00 PM (EMi53)

348 I can fix this!
Women need to stop doing women's sports and just let the transwomen compete with each other.
If the deck is stacked against you ladies, just quit.
Oh and change who you vote for.

Posted by: obsidian at May 11, 2021 10:02 AM (7+yqP)

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