PageSix: Rumors Swirl That the Gates Marriage Unraveled Because Bill Gates Was Having Sex with a Chinese Translator

Never stick your dick in Chinese Intelligence Service.

A translator who works for the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation has denied wild rumors on social media that she was involved in their divorce.
Zhe "Shelly" Wang, who has worked as an interpreter for the foundation since March 2015, took to social media to deny speculation that she had more than a professional relationship with Bill or Melinda.
Wang, 36, purportedly wrote on Chinese social media site Weibo, "I thought that the rumors would go away by themselves, but I did not expect the rumors to become more and more crazily spread."
She continued, "How many books can I read, so why spend time on the unfounded rumors?
"I would like to thank everyone for their concern and help in dispelling the rumors through private messages in the past 24 hours."
She ended her message with a link to a story titled "#Gates divorce, some vicious people rumor to vilify an innocent Chinese girl."

It has also emerged (doesn't that sound like a foreign article translated from the BBC?) that Bill and Melinda Gates had a bizarre pact that permitted Gates to go on vacations with an ex-girlfriend every year.

Supposedly they just talked about technology.

Sex is a type of technology, if you think about it. Or don't think about it.

Bill Gates getting🍯by someone with ties to the CCP? I wish I was surprised. https://t.co/p12JD8BUtd
— Jordan Schachtel (@JordanSchachtel) May 5, 2021

Posted by: Ace at 12:19 PM

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1 First!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 06, 2021 11:18 AM (z5Vrg)

2 fuck them, fuck her, fuck him and fuck this fucking shithead especially.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 06, 2021 11:19 AM (wAnMi)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 11:19 AM (Zz0t1)

4 Well she's much prettier than his wife. But hadn't he been committing adultery with an ex-girlfriend much longer than this?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 06, 2021 11:19 AM (z5Vrg)

5 Another oligarch with ties to China?

I mean...yeah.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 06, 2021 11:20 AM (LvTSG)

6 Well I knew it was him screwing around.

I'm just shocked it was a female over 18, considering Bill's visits to pedo island.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 06, 2021 11:20 AM (ifmtJ)

7 That puts an interesting slant on things.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 11:20 AM (y7DUB)

8 noodled

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 06, 2021 11:20 AM (wAnMi)

9 I'd hit that.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 06, 2021 11:20 AM (JUOKG)

10 Wang wanted Gates' wang?

Too funny. That old geezer's shriveled up like a rasin.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 11:20 AM (Zz0t1)

11 The Chinese women must have magic hoohoos to subvert so many folks.

I mean "yes" they are not programmed by academia nutjobs on social issues for the most part, but can that be the main source of attraction?

Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 11:20 AM (Lzpvj)

12 I can see Gates being compromised by the CCP

Posted by: CN at May 06, 2021 11:20 AM (ONvIw)

13 That puts an interesting slant on things.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 11:20 AM (y7DUB)

ISWYDT

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 06, 2021 11:20 AM (wAnMi)

14 "More crazily spread." Heh.

Posted by: Caliban at May 06, 2021 11:20 AM (HgGBT)

15 I knew it !

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2021 11:20 AM (V13WU)

16 I always thought the language of sex was pretty universal and did not need 'translation'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 11:21 AM (lmikk)

17
PageSix: Rumors Swirl That the Gates Marriage Unraveled Because Bill Gates Was Having Sex with a Chinese Translator

And Twenty Minutes Later She Needed It Again

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2021 11:21 AM (pNxlR)

18 I assume Chinese Translater is an electronic device.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 06, 2021 11:21 AM (cSyAR)

19 I thought Mrs. Gates was down with Bill being unfaithful, what with that weekend arrangement he had with his old girlfriend.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2021 11:21 AM (Ez6QX)

20 Heh-heh-heh Wang heh-heh-heh

Posted by: Beavis at May 06, 2021 11:21 AM (pnSY9)

21 "Innocent Chinese Girl"....yeah, she's a CCP plant.

The CCP honeypots are real, and (from second hand reports) spectacular. They even throw pussy at second tier novelists like Dave Wolverton.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 06, 2021 11:21 AM (ifmtJ)

22 Ugh. Bill Gates is the Jonah Goldberg of Tater Stelters.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 06, 2021 11:21 AM (ptqGC)

23 Wasn't there something about Bill boinking a Chinese gal in the tabloids a few years back? Or was that everybody else?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 06, 2021 11:21 AM (wAnMi)

24 Fuck. Where's cancer when you need it?

Gates needs to go away.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 11:21 AM (Zz0t1)

25 "Wang, 36, purportedly wrote on Chinese social media site Weibo...

Weiboes wobble, but they don't fall down!

Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2021 11:22 AM (mZUr4)

26 Zhe's good with zhe wang.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 06, 2021 11:22 AM (DoV/l)

27 What a bunch of fucking weirdos. Melinda was cool with the ex girlfriend but the Chinese honeypot? Oh hell nah. She will NOT be made a fool!

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 06, 2021 11:22 AM (IhU+Y)

28 lol Doof.

Posted by: SMH at May 06, 2021 11:22 AM (Fdh9S)

29 9 Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 06, 2021 11:20 AM (JUOKG)

I did hit it.

//Kirk, James T Kirk

Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 11:22 AM (Lzpvj)

30 Ol' Bill actually asked his old girlfriend for her blessing to marry Melinda.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 06, 2021 11:22 AM (ptqGC)

31 Not a coincidence.

Wang is a company that used to make computers.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 11:22 AM (Zz0t1)

32 23 Wasn't there something about Bill boinking a Chinese gal in the tabloids a few years back? Or was that everybody else?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 06, 2021 11:21 AM (wAnMi)

Maybe you're thinking about Fang Fang and Fartswell?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 06, 2021 11:22 AM (z5Vrg)

33 They broke up when Melinda called her "Oriental."

Posted by: Caliban at May 06, 2021 11:22 AM (HgGBT)

34 Someone asked this morning if the Gates divorce was a way to hide assets before the balloon goes up.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 11:22 AM (OCTRt)

35 Wang, Fang, I'm sensing a pattern here...

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 06, 2021 11:22 AM (wAnMi)

36 Gates and the other oligarchs are all in bed with the Chinese in some form. Whether he - like Swallwell - was also in bed with them literally is quite beside the point.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2021 11:22 AM (Jsjd7)

37 Kung Pao Nookie

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 06, 2021 11:22 AM (4fSQf)

38 Wasn't there someone else who had their wang in a Wang? Some Dem who schlanged a Wang?

Posted by: Mr Wolf at May 06, 2021 11:23 AM (cOa5E)

39 21 "Innocent Chinese Girl"....yeah, she's a CCP plant.

The CCP honeypots are real, and (from second hand reports) spectacular. They even throw pussy at second tier novelists like Dave Wolverton.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 06, 2021 11:21 AM (ifmtJ)

Any busty redhead chinese?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 11:23 AM (lmikk)

40 Always enjoy now hearing when a mistress/homewrecker/vertical-int asset says her detractors are being sexist, white supremacists, etc. etc.
#JustAnInnocentOppressedGirl

Posted by: Swamposphere at May 06, 2021 11:23 AM (NPutB)

41 So, Zhe Wang says she didn't suck zhe wang?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2021 11:23 AM (Bmy3R)

42 Sex is a type of technology, if you think about it.
.......

It's Infrastructure, too.

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2021 11:23 AM (v0R5T)

43 27 Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 06, 2021 11:22 AM (IhU+Y)

Money buys you a lot of maneuver room, of course I think the humiliation factor is there with the "help" in a way it may not have been with "the ex."

Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 11:23 AM (Lzpvj)

44
And Twenty Minutes Later She Needed It Again
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2021 11:21 AM (pNxlR)

2nd look at Chinese spy broads.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 11:23 AM (Zz0t1)

45 Hunter just talks about technology with his whores and crack dealers.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 06, 2021 11:23 AM (DoV/l)

46
And, apart from their wealth and malevolence, why do we pay any attention to these two freaks?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2021 11:23 AM (pNxlR)

47 Gates is a vegan no? Well he sure is fuck is built like one. No way he was fucking her, she was fucking him.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 06, 2021 11:23 AM (IhU+Y)

48 I don't think Melinda is gonna' settle for a billion...but I would.

Posted by: BignJames at May 06, 2021 11:23 AM (AwYPR)

49 It's teledildonics, except with your actual dick!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 06, 2021 11:23 AM (Dc2NZ)

50 She continued, "How many books can I read, so why spend time on the unfounded rumors?"

This is some seriously shitty translation. What does it even mean?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2021 11:23 AM (Ez6QX)

51 39 Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 11:23 AM (lmikk)

I'm kind of insulted Xi has not sent any my way.

Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 11:24 AM (Lzpvj)

52 Ol' Bill actually asked his old girlfriend for her blessing to marry Melinda.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 06, 2021 11:22 AM (ptqGC)
++++
There needs to be a word for that degree of pussitude.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2021 11:24 AM (Jsjd7)

53 Maybe you're thinking about Fang Fang and Fartswell?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 06, 2021 11:22 AM (z5Vrg)

No, I might have hallucinated it (not unlikely) but I sort of remembered talk about what would happen with fortune and all that - I just sort of remember the "only because of the $$$$$$" thought. Could have been another tech billionaire.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 06, 2021 11:24 AM (wAnMi)

54 39 21 "Innocent Chinese Girl"....yeah, she's a CCP plant.

The CCP honeypots are real, and (from second hand reports) spectacular. They even throw pussy at second tier novelists like Dave Wolverton.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 06, 2021 11:21 AM (ifmtJ)

Any busty redhead chinese?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 11:23 AM (lmikk)

They're being processed up in Xinjiang. Other Chinese technically might not consider them Chinese.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 06, 2021 11:24 AM (z5Vrg)

55 She continued, "How many books can I read, so why spend time on the unfounded rumors?"

This is some seriously shitty translation. What does it even mean?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2021 11:23 AM (Ez6QX)

Quality "translator". Expert in tongues.

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2021 11:24 AM (V13WU)

56 From last thread, "That's fine. But think about two things, here, first.

1.) How much drainage will there be? Is it an erosion risk?

2.) Where will it be draining? Is it somewhere you care about growing other things? Because it will become overfertilized. A lot of the fertilizer you use won't be absorbed by the hydroponic system, and will be in the runoff."

Also good thoughts, thank you. I live in a house that has gutters that connect directly to the sewer system. If I drain to the gutter lines, it goes right into the development sewer lines.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2021 11:24 AM (YYlyE)

57 Kung Pao Nookie
Posted by: AlaBAMA
.......

Moo Shu Porked

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2021 11:24 AM (v0R5T)

58 "Bill and Melinda Gates had a bizarre pact that permitted Gates to go on vacations with an ex-girlfriend every year."

I think there was an movie like this - Same Time Next Year. I thought that was just fiction, however.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 06, 2021 11:24 AM (hKTv8)

59 Bill and Melinda Gates had a bizarre pact that permitted Gates to go on vacations with an ex-girlfriend every year.

Marriage is hard. And I try to give other married people a lot of room to run theirs how they see fit without my "expert" judgment and advice. But to quote The Turnip: c'mon, man.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 06, 2021 11:25 AM (H5knJ)

60 Tank Abrams is reportedly going to begin writing "romance" novels again. Perhaps she'll incorporate some of these Chinese whores into one.

"Stolen Erections"

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 06, 2021 11:25 AM (ptqGC)

61 24 Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 11:21 AM (Zz0t1)

Like the Ford family the kids are likely worse.

Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 11:25 AM (Lzpvj)

62 Rumors Swirl That the Gates Marriage Unraveled Because Bill Gates Was Having Sex with a Chinese Translator

Every translator I've ever seen looked like the hench woman from Austin Powers. The one that always yelled "Release the..."

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2021 11:25 AM (OCTRt)

63 #believeallbillionaires Oh wait. . .

Posted by: AdamPM at May 06, 2021 11:25 AM (7seny)

64 Some of these guys think they'll enjoy the benefits of a honeypot without revealing anything, but their egos get in the way and they're compromised.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 06, 2021 11:25 AM (Dc2NZ)

65 Well, somebody was getting some wang.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2021 11:25 AM (axyOa)

66 What fun!

Posted by: A lotta nerve at May 06, 2021 11:25 AM (JdcHc)

67 Any woman sleeping with Gates ain't doing it for free. Big bucks, no whammy.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 06, 2021 11:25 AM (2DOZq)

68 Wow. China is working overtime, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2021 11:25 AM (bDqIh)

69 I don't think Melinda is gonna' settle for a billion...but I would.
Posted by: BignJames at May 06, 2021 11:23 AM (AwYPR)

I'd sure like to be in a position to sneer at "just" a few million $.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 06, 2021 11:25 AM (wAnMi)

70 The Chinese women must have magic hoohoos to subvert so many folks.

I mean "yes" they are not programmed by academia nutjobs on social issues for the most part, but can that be the main source of attraction?
========

If I had to guess, I'd say "submissive."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 06, 2021 11:25 AM (IytoW)

71 Kung Pao Nookie
Posted by: AlaBAMA
.......

Moo Shu Porked
Posted by: wth at May 06, 2021 11:24 AM (v0R5T)

Moo Goo Guy Banged

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 11:25 AM (Zz0t1)

72 Bill and Melinda are divorcing. Anything beyond that is wild speculation and could seriously damage the reputation of Bill and Melinda. And, because Bill is the smartest man in the room, has billions and billions of dollars, of course he's entitled to tell the rest of us how many kids we should have, what we need to do to fight climate change and how many taxes we should pay.

.....okay, okay, speculate away.

And, I'm going with Melinda found out that Bill was involved in Epstein's pedo Island and decided that was a bridge too far.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 06, 2021 11:26 AM (2SdPm)

73 boy I wish I was rich or important so the CCP would send some way hot chick to bang my brains out

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 06, 2021 11:26 AM (bTQ72)

74 So he outsourced the sex department of his marital empire?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 11:26 AM (y7DUB)

75 a CCP honey pot and no pre-nup. This Gates guy isn't as smart as everyone thought is he?

Posted by: IP at May 06, 2021 11:26 AM (pWrfh)

76 F**ky, f**ky, two billion dollah.

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2021 11:26 AM (v0R5T)

77 50 She continued, "How many books can I read, so why spend time on the unfounded rumors?"

This is some seriously shitty translation. What does it even mean?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2021 11:23 AM (Ez6QX)

Her time would be better spent reading books than paying attention to rumors. It's probably a crudely translated idiom of some sort.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 06, 2021 11:26 AM (z5Vrg)

78 I thought it was because she was tired of drinking his crap.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 06, 2021 11:26 AM (wGxSf)

79 70 Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 06, 2021 11:25 AM (IytoW)

Eh, not my experience....the Asian women I have had dalliances with approached rutting like craftwork.

Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 11:27 AM (Lzpvj)

80 yes, Gates said the mRNA "vaccine" was hacking our operating system, so sure, his sex with a CCP honeypot is just sharing technology.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 06, 2021 11:27 AM (Cus5s)

81 It all started when he asked her to do a position paper.

Posted by: Caliban at May 06, 2021 11:27 AM (HgGBT)

82 Chinese sex translator: Insert tab A into slot B. Repeat.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2021 11:27 AM (Fc5rx)

83 >>>Wang, Fang, I'm sensing a pattern here...

It's like that Ted Nugent song "Wang Fang Sweet Poontang"

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 06, 2021 11:27 AM (xPl2J)

84 Lie back and think of The Party.

Posted by: CCP at May 06, 2021 11:27 AM (pnSY9)

85 50 She continued, "How many books can I read, so why spend time on the unfounded rumors?"

This is some seriously shitty translation. What does it even mean?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2021 11:23 AM (Ez6QX)

It means it's 100% true

Posted by: CN at May 06, 2021 11:27 AM (ONvIw)

86 She continued, "How many books can I read, so why spend time on the unfounded rumors?"

Reminds me of Bobby Lee's old Korean Translator character on MadTV, the one who didn't actually know Korean so he faked his way through it. "He say...it sounds like-a...he say it a...it like a wooosh."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2021 11:27 AM (Bmy3R)

87
Like the Ford family the kids are likely worse.
Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 11:25 AM (Lzpvj)

I'm betting they don't like him very much since he's said from early on that they're not getting shit when he dies. All his money go to 'charities' when he kicks.

Not sure what they do or if he's much of a part in their lives.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 11:27 AM (Zz0t1)

88 Open relationships are almost never actual relationships. I have seen two that seemed to work- and all parties were pretty insane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 11:27 AM (lmikk)

89 Our "betters" are really nothing more than freakaleaks who have money.

Abolish Bill & Melinda Gates.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2021 11:27 AM (xW72t)

90 60 Tank Abrams is reportedly going to begin writing "romance" novels again. Perhaps she'll incorporate some of these Chinese whores into one.

"Stolen Erections"
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 06, 2021 11:25 AM (ptqGC)

Jane you win the whole internet today.

Shut it down.

Posted by: blaster at May 06, 2021 11:27 AM (ZfRYq)

91 Any busty redhead chinese?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 11:23 AM (lmikk)
+++++
Bustiness left to your imagination.
https://tinyurl.com/pu2dj73s

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2021 11:27 AM (Jsjd7)

92 "Sex is a type of technology, if you think about it. Or don't think about it."

Well, kinda. Sech at its base level is information transfer.

And no rich Western dude should hook up with a chick for decadence purposes. As the wise sage Magneto once said, "Never trust a beautiful woman, especially one who is interested in you."

Posted by: Thrawn at May 06, 2021 11:27 AM (dxOna)

93 Wow. China is working overtime, eh?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2021 11:25 AM (bDqIh)

Well, remember the collective yawn when it was announced 25k+ spies planted in corporations, educational and government positions? And we'll only hear about it when it's tabloid worthy crap like this.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 06, 2021 11:27 AM (wAnMi)

94 73 Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 06, 2021 11:26 AM (bTQ72)

The dam seems to have broke in 2017 or so, which sadly means I quit twatter a year too early.

Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 11:27 AM (Lzpvj)

95 >Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 11:23 AM (lmikk)

I'm just looking for a nice girl with green eyes.

Posted by: David Lo-Pan at May 06, 2021 11:27 AM (DXFDM)

96 Chinese. Why'd it have to be Chinese?

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2021 11:27 AM (V13WU)

97 Her name is Wang. That alone tells me everything I need to know.
Saw this on Twatter yesterday: Microsoft's Bill Gates is requesting privacy during this time.

Let that sink in for a bit...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 06, 2021 11:28 AM (HaL55)

98 >>Supposedly they just talked about technology.

Sex is a type of technology, if you think about it. Or don't think about it.
- - -

You know who else was really into sex and technology?

Jeffrey Epstein. His vanity project was transhumanism, that's what the MIT lab he funded (and who gave him an office on campus) worked on. IIRC, Gates helped fund that MIT lab's work, too, and met with Epstein about it on a few occasions.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2021 11:28 AM (bDqIh)

99 I've heard the same thing about Gates getting a free pass to spend alone time with his ex.

Honestly though, I think the breakup isn't about sex. Bill Gates is a notoriously difficult person to deal with. Everyone who was around at Microsoft in those early days has stories about his explosive temper and his Asperger-y tendencies. Sure, the money cures a lot of ills, but eventually, once your kids are out of the house, any normal woman would start looking for the exit.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2021 11:28 AM (YYlyE)

100 Moo Shu Porked
Posted by: wth at May 06, 2021 11:24 AM (v0R5T)
---

*NCCCP clap until blood runs down arm*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 06, 2021 11:28 AM (Dc2NZ)

101 I've always wondered how ancient Asian emperors managed their 1,000 concubines.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 06, 2021 11:28 AM (cSyAR)

102 96 Chinese. Why'd it have to be Chinese?
Posted by: runner at May 06, 2021 11:27 AM (V13WU)

What did you expect?

Posted by: CN at May 06, 2021 11:28 AM (ONvIw)

103 lol, Jane

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2021 11:28 AM (V13WU)

104 I think we have to assume that just about every mover and shaker in the US has been compromised by the CCP in one way or another.

Can you say "vassal state"? Good, I knew you could.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 06, 2021 11:28 AM (DXFDM)

105 Well at least Gates doesn't push CCP talking points. Oh wait, Gates does push CCP talking points.

Posted by: Post-American at May 06, 2021 11:29 AM (po5ZZ)

106
First of all... yeah right. Seems like this chick doesn't speak English all that well. A billionaire can afford someone who does.

Secondly, the article mentions TED and Yale and Harvard... what are her purported links to the CCP? I would guess through the commies at the Ivies, but the article doesn't mention her intel connections. Or is that asserted by ace on inference?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2021 11:29 AM (Uh2oA)

107
How many books can I read, so why spend time on the unfounded rumors?

Huh?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2021 11:29 AM (63Dwl)

108 OT- How weird is the present day world? Here is a school board president in Washington defending a First Grade teacher accused of reading sex stories to her class, and the schoole borad prez all the while owns an "all ages" sex toy store. This shit is way beyond insane, and makes "Billionaire Boinks Spy" stories almost sane.

https://tinyurl.com/t5mwxj4x

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 06, 2021 11:29 AM (uiux8)

109 I don't think Melinda is gonna' settle for a billion...but I would.
Posted by: BignJames at May 06, 2021 11:23 AM (AwYPR)
++++
She's not unreasonable. She'll let Bill keep at least that much.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2021 11:29 AM (Jsjd7)

110 Wondering if this is all a money operation.

Gates wants to sell off his stock before the Biden tax rates take effect. He can't do it without crashing the market. So he gets a divorce and a judge orders him to sell the stock as part of the settlement.

"Gosh, sorry but the Judge ordered me to sell."

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 06, 2021 11:29 AM (wGxSf)

111 Bustiness left to your imagination.
https://tinyurl.com/pu2dj73s
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2021 11:27 AM (Jsjd7)

That's a nope from me. 'She' looks like a dude.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 11:29 AM (lmikk)

112 50 She continued, "How many books can I read, so why spend time on the unfounded rumors?"

This is some seriously shitty translation. What does it even mean?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2021 11:23 AM (Ez6QX)

And John has a long mustache...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2021 11:29 AM (oHd/0)

113 101 I've always wondered how ancient Asian emperors managed their 1,000 concubines.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 06, 2021 11:28 AM (cSyAR)

They had hobbies to keep themselves busy, such as murdering each other and each other's kids.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 06, 2021 11:29 AM (z5Vrg)

114 Never stick wang in wong Wang.

Posted by: zombie confucius at May 06, 2021 11:29 AM (UHVv4)

115 97 Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 06, 2021 11:28 AM (HaL55)

If you have nothing to hide Bill like your good buddy Mork you have nothing to worry about.

Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 11:29 AM (Lzpvj)

116 You know, celebrity gossip aside, it would explain so much about what he's been saying in public over the past few years. I was wondering why such a dedicated technocrat would go full Soros on us. This could be why. Man, the PRC got their money's worth out of this stolen election, haven't they?

Posted by: exdem13 at May 06, 2021 11:29 AM (W+kMI)

117
I'm just looking for a nice girl with green eyes.
Posted by: David Lo-Pan at May 06, 2021 11:27 AM (DXFDM)

https://tinyurl.com/56c56xau

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 11:29 AM (Zz0t1)

118 Fortune Nookie

Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2021 11:29 AM (Fc5rx)

119 And nowadays, all Chinese women who hang around rich dudes should be considered CCP assets/honeypots, or CCP assets/honeypots-in-waiting.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 06, 2021 11:29 AM (dxOna)

120 Honey pot stickers, FTW.

Posted by: Roy at May 06, 2021 11:30 AM (EkM1l)

121 She continued, "How many books can I read, so why spend time on the unfounded rumors?"

This is some seriously shitty translation. What does it even mean?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2021 11:23 AM (Ez6QX)
.......

It means we fuck you then take over world, roundeye.

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2021 11:30 AM (v0R5T)

122 111 Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 11:29 AM (lmikk)

Yeah kind of like Mongolians, either gorgeous or dudish no in-between.

Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 11:30 AM (Lzpvj)

123 Why am I imagining the scene from Lost In Translation when that Japanese Call Girl tries to come onto Bill Murray?

Well at least we know without a doubt that the Chinese have got pretty much everyone on their payroll.

And when you got one of the worlds richest men on your Mahjong Board, you got something quite valuable.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 06, 2021 11:30 AM (IZ4ib)

124
I'm just looking for a nice girl with green eyes.
Posted by: David Lo-Pan at May 06, 2021 11:27 AM (DXFDM)

Oooo. Tough choice. BTiLC version Kim Katrall vs the Gal who was in Penthouse (honestly, she looks far hotter in the movie.)

I'd go with Kim.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 11:30 AM (lmikk)

125 I am old enough to remember Wang Computers.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 06, 2021 11:30 AM (r+sAi)

126 Fortune cookie say, "Today love is coming your way."

Posted by: Caliban at May 06, 2021 11:30 AM (HgGBT)

127 >>Microsoft's Bill Gates is requesting privacy during this time.

Let that sink in for a bit...
- - -

Yeah, the guy who wants to force us all to take his vccine shots, to eat fake meat, to not teach math to our kids, etc. doesn;t want *us* prying into *his* private life.

*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2021 11:30 AM (bDqIh)

128 I recall a story from years ago about a French diplomat was was working in the USSR. He had a fling with some woman who worked for USSR intelligence. The diplomat was approached by some Russians: what do you think your wife would think if she saw these pictures? He replied, I think she would be pleased to see that I can still perform.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 06, 2021 11:30 AM (4a9Vv)

129 I doubt there will be a happy ending here.

Posted by: Roy at May 06, 2021 11:30 AM (EkM1l)

130 > I'm just looking for a nice girl with green eyes.
Posted by: David Lo-Pan at May 06, 2021 11:27 AM (DXFDM)

golf clap

Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2021 11:30 AM (YYlyE)

131 That is what Google Translate is for.... disease, blackmail, and divorce free!!!

Posted by: kraken at May 06, 2021 11:31 AM (0KKyI)

132 She should work for Engrish.com

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2021 11:31 AM (63Dwl)

133 Or is that asserted by ace on inference?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2021 11:29 AM (Uh2oA)

I don't think you can assert by inference. Somebody should look that up.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 06, 2021 11:31 AM (xfb67)

134
Kung Pao Chickenhawk

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2021 11:31 AM (pNxlR)

135 Wango Tango.

Posted by: The Nuge at May 06, 2021 11:31 AM (pnSY9)

136 That's a nope from me. 'She' looks like a dude.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 11:29 AM (lmikk)
++++
Less red, but in the category, I suppose:
https://tinyurl.com/ytpvt289

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2021 11:31 AM (Jsjd7)

137 In re Gates. I mentioned yesterday a trading desk rumor, which are always true, that Melinda Gates was mad about Bill doing the Epstein thing.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 06, 2021 11:31 AM (uiux8)

138 Not knocking the post, but the Gates' divorce is something I simply do not care about. I don't care about their divorce. I don't care about them. Talking about it just lends credence to them being more important than they are. Yeah, yeah, they're ungodly rich and think it gives them the right to mold humanity to their liking. But other than that, I don't care if they both spontaneously combusted.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 06, 2021 11:31 AM (O+I8R)

139 They had hobbies to keep themselves busy, such as murdering each other and each other's kids.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 06, 2021 11:29 AM (z5Vrg)
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Hmm, did they appropriate that technique from the Muslims or was it the other way around?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 06, 2021 11:31 AM (2SdPm)

140 Gates helped fund that MIT lab's work, too, and met with Epstein about it on a few occasions.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2021 11:28 AM (bDqIh)

Well, of course.

Personally, Gates being "permittted" to annually talk to a woman about "tech" only makes sense if he boinked her in the past, got caught, and claimed that he had to see her for work. That's hilarious.

Posted by: trev006 at May 06, 2021 11:31 AM (cXwLE)

141 105 Well at least Gates doesn't push CCP talking points. Oh wait, Gates does push CCP talking points.
Posted by: Post-American at May 06, 2021 11:29 AM (po5ZZ)
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It a started with her pillow talk. "Oh Bill, me love you long time and Covid-19 didn't leak from Chinese lab you naught boy."

Posted by: WisRich at May 06, 2021 11:31 AM (G0vdT)

142 Waiter, my pot stickers smell like sui mai!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2021 11:31 AM (UHVv4)

143 Something.... something.... "back-door".... something....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 06, 2021 11:31 AM (6FeV1)

144 This girl is so busy reading books she hardly has time for blowjobs.

Posted by: Caliban at May 06, 2021 11:32 AM (HgGBT)

145
This is some seriously shitty translation. What does it even mean?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2021 11:23 AM (Ez6QX)

Her time would be better spent reading books than paying attention to rumors. It's probably a crudely translated idiom of some sort.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 06, 2021 11:26 AM

My Chinese students would laugh at the translations I'd come up with via google. Interestingly, after the first year, the U decided to accept a representative from The Confucius Institute and provided him an office on campus.
I met the dude one and just laughed. He didn't even hide he was CIS. The students, who were a fun group were scared to death by the guy.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2021 11:32 AM (axyOa)

146 106 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2021 11:29 AM (Uh2oA)

The network is controlled through the Confucian centers, a special irony considering the CCP pretty much hates Confucius passionately.

Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 11:32 AM (Lzpvj)

147 I'm just looking for a green girl with nice eyes.

Posted by: IP at May 06, 2021 11:32 AM (pWrfh)

148 Her time would be better spent reading books than paying attention to rumors. It's probably a crudely translated idiom of some sort.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 06, 2021 11:26 AM (z5Vrg)

It reminds me of some product descriptions on Amazon.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2021 11:32 AM (Ez6QX)

149

Ho Lee Fook

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2021 11:32 AM (V13WU)

150 Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 06, 2021 11:30 AM (4a9V

If French husbands didn't have a mistress they were gay.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 06, 2021 11:32 AM (2DOZq)

151 All these Chinese that we're not to believe are spies are always hot chicks servicing wealthy powerful people.

When the Chinese person you're working with is a fat dumpy jingping hairless-panda mofo and you're not gay then they're probably not a spy. If they're a hot chick they might be a spy. Not complicated.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 06, 2021 11:32 AM (DoV/l)

152 > That's a nope from me. 'She' looks like a dude.

Same. That "girl" is a 0.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2021 11:32 AM (YYlyE)

153 That's a nope from me. 'She' looks like a dude.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 11:29 AM (lmikk)

I get the lady boy vibe too, but maybe Bill just likes a joystick with his Xbox.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 06, 2021 11:32 AM (wAnMi)

154 so scumbag married to a scumbag what a surprise

Posted by: havelhavolim at May 06, 2021 11:33 AM (fLpTX)

155
Sure you can. It seems highly probable this chick was a Chinese intel plant; it certainly wouldn't be the first time. And I can assert that as a probability, by inference.

I was just wondering if there is some other source besides this article, that links this young lady to the CCP?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2021 11:33 AM (Uh2oA)

156 Translation: All American men live life through cock. It too easy.

Posted by: China at May 06, 2021 11:33 AM (Zz0t1)

157 There's a Vietnamese place here that has "eye of round" steak as one of the options. I always order it as roundeye steak and the waitress laughs.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 06, 2021 11:33 AM (xfb67)

158 Well, Melinda seems to have found a chink in Bill's amour.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2021 11:33 AM (Fc5rx)

159 Less red, but in the category, I suppose:
https://tinyurl.com/ytpvt289
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2021 11:31 AM (Jsjd7)

Here is my problem with some asian women- their apparent youthful ness actually becomes a turn off for me.

But, I rewatched the Wolverine last night. The Japanese lady in that (Logan's sex interest), storm door/hurricane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 11:33 AM (lmikk)

160 Just dropping a comment to keep today's streak alive.

I'm currently doing required training on a topic I've been an expert on for 30 years.

Because of course I need to.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 06, 2021 11:33 AM (5p7BC)

161 138: I care about it as he seems to push his agenda on everyone's life. I hope he is miserable, he deserves it. And I hope all his dirty laundry comes out, even if it's his Fang Fang who exposes his megalomaniacal crap.
Can Zuck's wife be far behind?

Posted by: CN at May 06, 2021 11:33 AM (ONvIw)

162 101 I've always wondered how ancient Asian emperors managed their 1,000 concubines.
=========
It was a classic alpha male syndrome, with all the cuties and beauties trying to get to be #1. The Emperor got to pick and choose, and the rankings were established by male children. Lots of protocols and traditions to regulate affairs, presided over by eunuchs who literally had no skin in the game. The usual infighting inside the harem would put the Beltway bunch to shame, and made for one unending soap opera.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 06, 2021 11:33 AM (W+kMI)

163 He didn't even hide he was CIS

What's wrong with being straight???

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2021 11:33 AM (Bmy3R)

164 And nowadays, all Chinese women who hang around rich dudes should be considered CCP assets/honeypots, or CCP assets/honeypots-in-waiting.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 06, 2021 11:29 AM (dxOna)

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Yeah, I can see the CCP calling in one of their serf wenches and saying, "Nice family you've got back in China. Shame if something happened to them."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 06, 2021 11:33 AM (2SdPm)

165 Bill Gates- expectations if privacy.... Reap the Whirlwind Asperger Boy!!!

Posted by: kraken at May 06, 2021 11:33 AM (0KKyI)

166 4 Well she's much prettier than his wife. But hadn't he been committing adultery with an ex-girlfriend much longer than this?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
----------------------------------

No such thing as adultery in Hedonist religion.

You think Bill is bad. Wait 'till his children get hold of the reins.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2021 11:34 AM (w466c)

167 Not one 'ron has said "I'd hit it" regarding Melinda. Sad.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 06, 2021 11:34 AM (ptqGC)

168 Well, the facts, whatever they are, are worst than the rumors.

Isn't Gates an original member of the Esptien didn't suicded club?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 06, 2021 11:34 AM (o89XP)

169 KISS KISS MY WANG WANG

Posted by: MS DOS at May 06, 2021 11:34 AM (yrol0)

170 I'm just looking for a green girl with nice eyes.
Posted by: IP at May 06, 2021 11:32 AM

Aren't. We. All?

Posted by: J. Tiberius Kirk at May 06, 2021 11:34 AM (DMUuz)

171 I was just wondering if there is some other source besides this article, that links this young lady to the CCP?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2021 11:33 AM (Uh2oA)
++++
I dunno. She's:
1) Chinese
2) Highly-placed
3) Over here
4) Apparently schtupping the boss

I'll go ahead and jump to conclusions...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2021 11:34 AM (Jsjd7)

172 There's an IDE controller joke here somehwere

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 06, 2021 11:34 AM (VYjdj)

173 > Personally, Gates being "permittted" to annually talk to a woman about "tech" only makes sense if he boinked her in the past, got caught, and claimed that he had to see her for work. That's hilarious.

The way I heard it, the agreement was baked into the marriage. Bill negotiated it up front.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2021 11:34 AM (YYlyE)

174 Sum Ting Wong?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2021 11:34 AM (Bmy3R)

175 If you're an ass man , Asian women are not for you.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 06, 2021 11:34 AM (2DOZq)

176 Chinese. Why'd it have to be Chinese?
Posted by: runner at May 06, 2021 11:27 AM

Snakes were busy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2021 11:34 AM (m+jkK)

177 When asked why he would prefer the Chinese girl over Melinda, Bill Gates replied, "well for one, she doesn't have a dick."

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2021 11:34 AM (kTF2Z)

178 167 Not one 'ron has said "I'd hit it" regarding Melinda. Sad.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 06, 2021 11:34 AM (ptqGC)

Because I truely love her and wont to make sure no bad men take her money.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2021 11:35 AM (yrol0)

179 Well, Melinda seems to have found a chink in Bill's amour.
Posted by: Muldoon

Not even a golfclap for this one Muldoon. A full on, stand up and cheer response.

So many themes, so small a sentence. Well done!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 06, 2021 11:35 AM (Rvt88)

180 Snakes were busy.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2021 11:34 AM (m+jkK)

this guy gets it

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2021 11:35 AM (V13WU)

181 172 There's an IDE controller joke here somehwere
beware the ides of the long march?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 06, 2021 11:35 AM (v3pYe)

182 A translator? And she comes up with this, in international English?

"I thought that the rumors would go away by themselves, but I did not expect the rumors to become more and more crazily spread."

Posted by: m at May 06, 2021 11:35 AM (fVJPF)

183 Statistically, it's far more likely that Melinda wanted the divorce because she's bored/tired of Bill.

Posted by: you're in hell the world ended at May 06, 2021 11:35 AM (+TzMF)

184 Yeah, the guy who wants to force us all to take his vccine shots, to eat fake meat, to not teach math to our kids, etc. doesn;t want *us* prying into *his* private life.

*types*
*deletes*

--

That's what I call extreme hutzpah. Somebody ought to point that out to him.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 06, 2021 11:35 AM (O+I8R)

185 >the schoole borad prez all the while owns an "all ages" sex toy store.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 06, 2021 11:29 AM (uiux

Uhhh...do they serve "pizza" there too?

The question is not whether you are paranoid. It's whether you are paranoid enough.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 06, 2021 11:35 AM (DXFDM)

186 Well, Melinda seems to have found a chink in Bill's amour.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2021 11:33 AM (Fc5rx)

*golf clap* RACIST!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 06, 2021 11:35 AM (ptqGC)

187 Does this explain Win10?

Posted by: davidt at May 06, 2021 11:35 AM (pnSY9)

188
Wang!

Posted by: Amy Schumer is just short-handing it now at May 06, 2021 11:35 AM (EERbD)

189 Not one 'ron has said "I'd hit it" regarding Melinda. Sad.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 06, 2021 11:34 AM (ptqGC)

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We don't know how big the check will be, yet.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 06, 2021 11:35 AM (2SdPm)

190 Bill is a dirty fucking scumbag. I gotta $51 billion foundation that says I'm a generous philanthropist feeding African and Indian babies across the globe. At least, until before the sun burns up the earth due to climate change, and before I blot out the sun with Christmas tree tin-foil icicles. Have you read my brochure on pandemics yet?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 06, 2021 11:35 AM (2goRJ)

191 Here is my problem with some asian women- their apparent youthful ness actually becomes a turn off for me.

But, I rewatched the Wolverine last night. The Japanese lady in that (Logan's sex interest), storm door/hurricane.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 11:33 AM (lmikk)
++++
Often it's an all-at-once thing. Many Asian women seem to look like they're sixteen until they turn like 43. Then they turn into Kim Jong Il overnight...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2021 11:36 AM (Jsjd7)

192
The network is controlled through the Confucian centers, a special irony considering the CCP pretty much hates Confucius passionately.
Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 11:32 AM (Lzpvj)

This is like Muslin schools naming themselves, and a few have, for Khalil Gibran, a Maronite Christian

Posted by: CN at May 06, 2021 11:36 AM (ONvIw)

193
Can you imagine having to spend a whole day with this fleeby dweeb? Let alone decades?

I applaud Melinda's perseverance thus far. May she be compensated well for her time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2021 11:36 AM (Uh2oA)

194 11 The Chinese women must have magic hoohoos to subvert so many folks.

I mean "yes" they are not programmed by academia nutjobs on social issues for the most part, but can that be the main source of attraction?
Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 11:20 AM (Lzpvj)

There are a bazillion of them. So, you know, playing the odds.

Posted by: m at May 06, 2021 11:36 AM (fVJPF)

195 >>>The usual infighting inside the harem would put the Beltway bunch to shame, and made for one unending soap opera.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 06, 2021 11:33 AM (W+kMI)
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It's a rough life but somebody's got to do it.

Posted by: Ollie Gark at May 06, 2021 11:36 AM (w466c)

196 Can Zuck's wife be far behind?
Posted by: CN at May 06, 2021 11:33 AM

Right now she is more in front, IYKWTPM...

Posted by: Paolo at May 06, 2021 11:36 AM (m+jkK)

197 There's an IDE controller joke here somehwere
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 06, 2021 11:34 AM (VYjdj)

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That's a pretty SCSI joke.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 06, 2021 11:36 AM (2SdPm)

198 I don't think you can assert by inference. Somebody should look that up.

Innuendo. Insinuation.

Maybe obligatory(?):

https://tinyurl.com/mhm5r972

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 06, 2021 11:37 AM (H5knJ)

199 I wonder if she's related to Lo Wang, who has the best dialog of a video game character.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 06, 2021 11:37 AM (DoV/l)

200 > You think Bill is bad. Wait 'till his children get hold of the reins.

If you believe Bill and Melinda, his kids get bupkis (relatively). They're each getting $10 million and that's it.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2021 11:37 AM (YYlyE)

201 There are a bazillion of them. So, you know, playing the odds.
Posted by: m at May 06, 2021 11:36 AM (fVJPF)

I read that as Brazilian

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2021 11:37 AM (yrol0)

202 191 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2021 11:36 AM (Jsjd7)

"What did you do with my wife!?!? WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY WIFE!?!!"

//GI Joe yelling at the woman he laid beside for 20 years looking 20 looking 50 in one night.

Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 11:37 AM (Lzpvj)

203 Hella cute college softball player (straight) just moved in upstairs.

My goodness what a fine hind on that one. You could play quarters on that ass. Tiddlywinks, even.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2021 11:37 AM (Bmy3R)

204 Well, Melinda seems to have found a chink in Bill's amour.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2021 11:33 AM (Fc5rx)
++++
That...
That was incredible, Muldoon.

That is some multi-level shit. Idiom. Slang. Pun. Brevity.

It's absolutely incredible. And probably untranslatable. No one but a native speaker could come up with it, and only a native speaker can probably grok it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2021 11:37 AM (Jsjd7)

205 If you believe Bill and Melinda, his kids get bupkis (relatively). They're each getting $10 million and that's it.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2021 11:37 AM (YYlyE)

And I do NOT believe it

Posted by: CN at May 06, 2021 11:37 AM (ONvIw)

206 193
Can you imagine having to spend a whole day with this fleeby dweeb? Let alone decades?

I applaud Melinda's perseverance thus far. May she be compensated well for her time.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2021 11:36 AM (Uh2oA)

Yeah. She is not someone I admire, because of her Leftism, but tolerating Gates seems like a heavy cross...

Posted by: kraken at May 06, 2021 11:38 AM (0KKyI)

207
The Chinese are awfully good at gaining influence on the cheap with Our Lameass Betters whether in politics or business or the military.

A honeypot there. Few tens of thousands there.

BINGO! Influence.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2021 11:38 AM (EERbD)

208 Does this explain Win10?
Posted by: davidt at May 06, 2021 11:35 AM (pnSY9)

You mean aggressive updates?

Hmmmm....

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 06, 2021 11:38 AM (wAnMi)

209 Iit's how you get the chinavirus that matters.

Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2021 11:38 AM (AytXr)

210 When asked why he would prefer the Chinese girl over Melinda, Bill Gates replied, "well for one, she doesn't have a dick."
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2021 11:34 AM (kTF2Z)

Hahahaha.....now that's funny!

Melinda is probably packing a hog leg.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2021 11:38 AM (xW72t)

211 69 I don't think Melinda is gonna' settle for a billion...but I would.
Posted by: BignJames at May 06, 2021 11:23 AM (AwYPR)
I'd sure like to be in a position to sneer at "just" a few million $.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 06, 2021 11:25 AM (wAnMi)

I want $1B
I'll snear at $1M
I'll settle for a $2 scratch off ticket

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 06, 2021 11:38 AM (VcFUs)

212 > Statistically, it's far more likely that Melinda wanted the divorce because she's bored/tired of Bill.

If Bill's still anything like he was in his Microsoft founder days, he's a VERY difficult person to be around.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2021 11:38 AM (YYlyE)

213 Later Wang admitted Bill has a 3.5" floppy.

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2021 11:38 AM (v0R5T)

214 193
Can you imagine having to spend a whole day with this fleeby dweeb? Let alone decades?

I applaud Melinda's perseverance thus far. May she be compensated well for her time.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2021 11:36 AM (Uh2oA)
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I think this ties in with discussion on last thread. I noticed in articles I read that the youngest of their kids is 18.

She waited until the youngest was off to school.

Posted by: WisRich at May 06, 2021 11:38 AM (G0vdT)

215 If you believe Bill and Melinda, his kids get bupkis (relatively). They're each getting $10 million and that's it.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2021 11:37 AM (YYlyE)

That's Buffet but maybe Bill took a page out of his friends book.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 06, 2021 11:38 AM (2DOZq)

216 Enormous Genitals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lydiy-VcB_4

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2021 11:38 AM (yrol0)

217 I'm producing a pornographic interpretation movie of his life,

Behind The Green Gate.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 06, 2021 11:38 AM (o89XP)

218 Gee, is there, perchance, a connection between the amount of Asian Honey and our sex soaked culture?

Naaahhh....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 06, 2021 11:38 AM (2SdPm)

219 Hung Well

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2021 11:39 AM (yrol0)

220 155
Sure you can. It seems highly probable this chick was a Chinese intel plant; it certainly wouldn't be the first time. And I can assert that as a probability, by inference.

I was just wondering if there is some other source besides this article, that links this young lady to the CCP?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2021 11:33 AM (Uh2oA)

Well she allegedly owned a restaurant in Provo, Utah called "Four Seaons Hot Pot & Dumplings" from 2006 to 2008. That would make her 21 at the time she started. Either that detail is fake, or reasonable evidence that she's some random person(not precluding the possibility of her being recruited at a later date).

Her other roles seem largely unimportant, such as being a flight attendant.

"Wang worked as an interpreter for the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. She has worked for the organization since 2015 while also working as an interpreter for multiple organizations at the same time. "

It's possible that she's basically a nobody.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 06, 2021 11:39 AM (z5Vrg)

221 Long Wang

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2021 11:39 AM (yrol0)

222 The Chinese are awfully good at gaining influence on the cheap with Our Lameass Betters whether in politics or business or the military.

"Will do anything for money? Fine. We'll just print some!"

Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2021 11:39 AM (AytXr)

223 Better Red in bed.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2021 11:39 AM (axyOa)

224 If you believe Bill and Melinda, his kids get bupkis (relatively). They're each getting $10 million and that's it.

--

So they're getting the Candy/Tori Spelling treatment. Even though Tori Spelling could only dream of getting $10m.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 06, 2021 11:39 AM (O+I8R)

225 11 The Chinese women must have magic hoohoos to subvert so many folks.

I mean "yes" they are not programmed by academia nutjobs on social issues for the most part, but can that be the main source of attraction?
--------------
No, there is nothing special, the ol' honey pot technique works on the basic time-tested ways.
1. Find a guy who's got the desired goods, who's not getting any/enough.
2. Get a woman loyal to the regime who also has the goods, so to speak. Aim her at the targeted guy.
3. Woman plays up to man, puts out. Man loses mind as the libido takes over.
4. Woman receives further information on how to steer man in relationship to obtain the desired thing he has.
5. Profit!

Posted by: exdem13 at May 06, 2021 11:39 AM (W+kMI)

226 And his floppy used to be 5.25" but not any more. It's the size of a thumb now.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2021 11:40 AM (UHVv4)

227 215 If you believe Bill and Melinda, his kids get bupkis (relatively). They're each getting $10 million and that's it.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2021 11:37 AM (YYlyE)

That's Buffet but maybe Bill took a page out of his friends book.
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 06, 2021 11:38 AM (2DOZq)

Warren Buffet's son Howard is Very wealthy himself...

Posted by: kraken at May 06, 2021 11:40 AM (0KKyI)

228 So the ChiCom is a trap considering Bill Gates is a dude and his soon to be ex wife is a dude (or just loves testosterone and HGH).

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 06, 2021 11:40 AM (0EAC1)

229 Irony is that the only reason we have a clue who Melinda Gates is, is because she was a mid-level manager who slept with the boss.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 06, 2021 11:40 AM (5p7BC)

230 128 I recall a story from years ago about a French diplomat was was working in the USSR. He had a fling with some woman who worked for USSR intelligence. The diplomat was approached by some Russians: what do you think your wife would think if she saw these pictures? He replied, I think she would be pleased to see that I can still perform.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 06, 2021 11:30 AM (4a9Vv)

It would make for most lamentable reading Grigoriev...most lamentable.

Posted by: Toby Esterhazy at May 06, 2021 11:40 AM (BgMrQ)

231 > I read that as Brazilian

Different continent.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2021 11:40 AM (YYlyE)

232 Often it's an all-at-once thing. Many Asian women seem to look like they're sixteen until they turn like 43. Then they turn into Kim Jong Il overnight...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2021 11:36 AM (Jsjd7)

I used to work with a Korean-American she had a nice little body 35 years ago. I wonder what she looks like now.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 06, 2021 11:40 AM (cSyAR)

233 That's a pretty SCSI joke.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 06, 2021 11:36 AM

And it's years of shit like this that have me bailing.

Posted by: Melinda Gates at May 06, 2021 11:40 AM (m+jkK)

234 you go girl!

Posted by: wendi deng at May 06, 2021 11:40 AM (m/Gc2)

235 213 Later Wang admitted Bill has a 3.5" floppy.
Posted by: wth at May 06, 2021 11:38 AM (v0R5T)

5.25- floppy
3.5- stiff as a board

What size were the dinner plate ones? I know I have asked that before, here even.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 11:40 AM (lmikk)

236
Surprise twist: that's a chinee tranny boy

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 06, 2021 11:40 AM (flDOf)

237 It has also emerged (doesn't that sound like a foreign article translated from the BBC?) that Bill and Melinda Gates had a bizarre pact that permitted Gates to go on vacations with an ex-girlfriend every year.

That has been known for a long time that they had that arrangement.

Posted by: WiNO at May 06, 2021 11:41 AM (WVeiZ)

238 "How many books can I read, so why spend time on the unfounded rumors?"

That would seem to settle the matter definitively.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at May 06, 2021 11:41 AM (qpX6U)

239 And his floppy used to be 5.25" but not any more. It's the size of a thumb now.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2021 11:40 AM (UHVv4)
++++
You hear about that Lorena Bobbit virus going around?

It turns your hard drive in to a 3.5" floppy!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2021 11:41 AM (Jsjd7)

240 When you got almost 2 billion women, its not going to be too hard to find a few who are really pretty and willing to sex up people for the Chinese government. Even withered nasty things like Bill Gates.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2021 11:41 AM (KZzsI)

241 I read that as Brazilian

Different continent.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2021 11:40 AM

Better butts.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2021 11:41 AM (m+jkK)

242
sex is low tech

China agressive, I bet if one looked around there are plenty of Bang Gang Wangs out there in the west subverting western civ

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 06, 2021 11:41 AM (bTQ72)

243 Hella cute college softball player (straight) just moved in upstairs.

My goodness what a fine hind on that one. You could play quarters on that ass. Tiddlywinks, even.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2021 11:37 AM (Bmy3R)
.......

Pro Tip: wait until she leaves for the day before drilling those holes in your ceiling.

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2021 11:41 AM (v0R5T)

244 229 Irony is that the only reason we have a clue who Melinda Gates is, is because she was a mid-level manager who slept with the boss.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 06, 2021 11:40 AM (5p7BC)

Fucking you way to the top is very big on the East and West Coast.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2021 11:41 AM (yrol0)

245 The Gates kids may get $10 million, but they will own and run and draw large salaries from the $80 billion foundation mom and dad set up.

Posted by: Only Context at May 06, 2021 11:41 AM (xEIoY)

246 >>And nowadays, all Chinese women who hang around rich dudes should be considered CCP assets/honeypots, or CCP assets/honeypots-in-waiting.

Wendy Deng (Murdoch), remember her?
While she was married to Rupert she allegedly had affairs with Tony Blair and Google's Eric Schmidt. She's also one of Ivanka's closest friends.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2021 11:41 AM (bDqIh)

247 128 I recall a story from years ago about a French diplomat was was working in the USSR. He had a fling with some woman who worked for USSR intelligence. The diplomat was approached by some Russians: what do you think your wife would think if she saw these pictures? He replied, I think she would be pleased to see that I can still perform.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 06, 2021 11:30 AM (4a9Vv)

Nice!

Posted by: m at May 06, 2021 11:41 AM (fVJPF)

248 217 I'm producing a pornographic interpretation movie of his life,

Behind The Green Gate.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 06, 2021 11:38 AM (o89XP)

No, no, no...

Behind The Blue Screen

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 06, 2021 11:41 AM (BgMrQ)

249
Pro Tip: wait until she leaves for the day before drilling those holes in your ceiling.
Posted by: wth at May 06, 2021 11:41 AM (v0R5T)

It's upstairs and one over, darnit!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2021 11:42 AM (Bmy3R)

250 She's probably his "research assistant" for his implant vaccine that cures the virus that totally didn't come from China...

Posted by: pahound at May 06, 2021 11:42 AM (SpO0H)

251 205 If you believe Bill and Melinda, his kids get bupkis (relatively). They're each getting $10 million and that's it.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2021 11:37 AM (YYlyE)

And I do NOT believe it
Posted by: CN at May 06, 2021 11:37 AM (ONvIw)

I used to work with her father in Loral/Lockheed in Grand Prairie, TX. Before they married, she was a right awful thunder cunt twat waffle (sana syrup). Her dad was one of the engineers you all like to hate on for the little export faux pas with the Chinese and separating reentry vehicles. He was forced to retire. But the connection was what i wanted to point out. Melinda could be the continuity poc for that shit and got asshole Gates compromised.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 06, 2021 11:42 AM (VcFUs)

252 So bill stuck his wang in a wang

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 06, 2021 11:42 AM (tRnbw)

253 Itty Bitty Titty Central Committee

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 06, 2021 11:42 AM (ifmtJ)

254 Hey, it happens to the best of us.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at May 06, 2021 11:42 AM (+oR7L)

255 So I guess I can retire now and just live off the royalties.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2021 11:42 AM (Fc5rx)

256 240 When you got almost 2 billion women, its not going to be too hard to find a few who are really pretty and willing to sex up people for the Chinese government. Even withered nasty things like Bill Gates.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2021 11:41 AM (KZzsI)

The Sparrows are Red....
( repeat)
The Sparrows are Red....

Posted by: kraken at May 06, 2021 11:42 AM (0KKyI)

257 >Not one 'ron has said "I'd hit it" regarding Melinda. Sad.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 06, 2021 11:34 AM (ptqGC)

Even we have standards, however low.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 06, 2021 11:42 AM (DXFDM)

258
Remember in the movie Star Trek when Chewbacca yelled, "That ain't no Moon!"

Well, that ain't no woman.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 06, 2021 11:42 AM (flDOf)

259 189 Not one 'ron has said "I'd hit it" regarding Melinda. Sad.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 06, 2021 11:34 AM (ptqGC)
------------------------------

She's not ugly and could make herself up cute. But she doesn't. And even if she did she would still have the sex appeal of a stone wall.

Posted by: Ollie Gark at May 06, 2021 11:42 AM (w466c)

260 242
sex is low tech

China agressive, I bet if one looked around there are plenty of Bang Gang Wangs out there in the west subverting western civ
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 06, 2021 11:41 AM (bTQ72)

If there are 10 Chinese foreign in your school or business at least 2 are stealing your tech!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2021 11:42 AM (yrol0)

261 The heated denials from the usual suspects means the rumors are true.

Bill Gates: Horndog.
Did not see that coming.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2021 11:43 AM (u82oZ)

262 "I'm producing a pornographic interpretation movie of his life,"

NOP
NOP
NOP
HLT

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at May 06, 2021 11:43 AM (qpX6U)

263
$1 Billion = Lookie

$2 Billion = Feelie

$3 Billion = Doie

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 06, 2021 11:43 AM (n+4am)

264 You hear about that Lorena Bobbit virus going around?

A stroll down Memory Lane.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2021 11:43 AM (UHVv4)

265 > That's Buffet but maybe Bill took a page out of his friends book.

I don't know who had the idea first, but Gates has said his foundation is getting all of it, save $10 million a pop for the kids.

https://bit.ly/3h4170H

Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2021 11:43 AM (YYlyE)

266 Jane D'Oh....

I would not hit Melinda for a few reasons:

1) she's a dude

2) She's buff enough she'd break the truck.

Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 11:43 AM (Lzpvj)

267 Behind The Blue Screen
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 06, 2021 11:41 AM

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2021 11:43 AM (m+jkK)

268 10 Wang wanted Gates' wang?
______________

More likely she wanted his yuan . . . and his dollars and his bitcoin and his euros, etc.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 06, 2021 11:43 AM (k4dH2)

269 If you believe Bill and Melinda, his kids get bupkis (relatively). They're each getting $10 million and that's it.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2021 11:37 AM (YYlyE)

That was the original postulation - Melinda wasn't happy that if Bill passed, pretty much the entire fortune goes to a bunch of lefty causes. All those billions, gone.

I'll assume that WA has similar no-fault laws like CA. If they were in a decent state, she really could take him to the cleaners for his affair. Here, they'll just give her half of everything he earned after they were married. Plus, the straight white male penalty tax, so another 25% or so.

I don't know how old the kids are, but $10M in WA to live on for 40 or so years isn't all that much if they're idiots, and I'll guess that's a yes.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 06, 2021 11:44 AM (wAnMi)

270 It's upstairs and one over, darnit!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2021 11:42 AM (Bmy3R)
++++
You could drill into the shared wall, then up through the support, then over and run a flexible fiber optic camera. It's a pain in the ass, but it can be done. Don't give up, Guy!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2021 11:44 AM (Jsjd7)

271 If you believe Bill and Melinda, his kids get bupkis (relatively). They're each getting $10 million and that's it.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2021 11:37 AM (YYlyE)

Honestly, I don't think that's necessarily a bad thing. Those kids had a comfortable childhood with all the best opportunities. Time to go make your own way in the world.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 06, 2021 11:44 AM (jOcSX)

272 He got the taste of real HONEY!

Posted by: Scent of a Woman at May 06, 2021 11:44 AM (+oR7L)

273 All that money, and Bill looks like the gardener cuts his hair with a weed whacker.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 06, 2021 11:44 AM (ptqGC)

274 Who could blame Melinda when a 4' tall Asian honeypot denies your husband's manhood.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 06, 2021 11:44 AM (2goRJ)

275 Not one 'ron has said "I'd hit it" regarding Melinda. Sad.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!

I gots sta ndards/. Low, but standards.

Maybe after returning from 6 months at sea with an all male crew, but if she want to talk with me, that's a deal breaker.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2021 11:44 AM (u82oZ)

276 Irony is that the only reason we have a clue who Melinda Gates is, is because she was a mid-level manager who slept with the boss.

She may have been his human interpreter.

Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2021 11:44 AM (1vynn)

277 Hey, it happens to the best of us.
Posted by: Eric Swalwell at May 06, 2021 11:42 AM (+oR7L)

--

Fang and Wang...dang.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 06, 2021 11:45 AM (O+I8R)

278 Everybody Wang Chung tonight...

Posted by: Wang Chung at May 06, 2021 11:45 AM (wAnMi)

279 Fun fact.... Howard Buffet is running for Sheriff in amdownstate Illinois County....

Posted by: kraken at May 06, 2021 11:45 AM (0KKyI)

280 Heh. John Wayne Bobbit went to my high school. Couple years younger than I. One of my brothers was in his class and knew him.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2021 11:45 AM (Bmy3R)

281 She may have been his human interpreter.
Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2021 11:44 AM (1vynn)
++++
*snort*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2021 11:45 AM (Jsjd7)

282 275 Not one 'ron has said "I'd hit it" regarding Melinda. Sad.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!

I gots sta ndards/. Low, but standards.

Maybe after returning from 6 months at sea with an all male crew, but if she want to talk with me, that's a deal breaker.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2021 11:44 AM (u82oZ)

Indeed. This thread is proof that we 'rons have standards.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 06, 2021 11:45 AM (z5Vrg)

283 >>> I used to work with her father in Loral/Lockheed in Grand Prairie, TX. Before they married, she was a right awful thunder cunt twat waffle (sana syrup). Her dad was one of the engineers you all like to hate on for the little export faux pas with the Chinese and separating reentry vehicles. He was forced to retire. But the connection was what i wanted to point out. Melinda could be the continuity poc for that shit and got asshole Gates compromised.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 06, 2021 11:42 AM (VcFUs)

So maybe it was Melinda that was getting General Ho take-out.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 06, 2021 11:45 AM (DoV/l)

284 "Not one 'ron has said "I'd hit it" regarding Melinda. Sad."

The Chinese spies really are more attractive.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at May 06, 2021 11:46 AM (qpX6U)

285
The chinese honeytrap said it was micro soft.

Posted by: portlandon at May 06, 2021 11:46 AM (+oR7L)

286 I'm just looking for a green girl with nice eyes.
Posted by: IP at May 06, 2021 11:32 AM (pWrfh)

"Chinese girls do not come with green eyes."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 06, 2021 11:46 AM (ifmtJ)

287 229 Irony is that the only reason we have a clue who Melinda Gates is, is because she was a mid-level manager who slept with the boss.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 06, 2021 11:40 AM (5p7BC)

Yep.

Posted by: m at May 06, 2021 11:46 AM (fVJPF)

288 What size were the dinner plate ones? I know I have asked that before, here even.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 11:40 AM

8 1/2".

Still small, comparatively.

Posted by: Peter North at May 06, 2021 11:46 AM (DMUuz)

289 I hope Melinda takes him for everything. Success story turned communist. Dip.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 06, 2021 11:46 AM (TqblR)

290 I'm sure the honey pot was fine with whatever money and gifts she got but mostly it was about suborning a really powerful rich guy to do the bidding of her controllers. Like suddenly getting hugely involved in the Wuhan Flu thing and donating money to political causes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2021 11:46 AM (KZzsI)

291 Whatever happened to Connie Chung?

Posted by: portlandon at May 06, 2021 11:46 AM (+oR7L)

292 253 Itty Bitty Titty Central Committee
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 06, 2021 11:42 AM (ifmtJ)

https://tinyurl.com/hjdb2vvy

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 11:47 AM (lmikk)

293 Fun fact.... Howard Buffet is running for Sheriff in amdownstate Illinois County....
Posted by: kraken
___

Macon Co, which is in the middle of the state.

Posted by: SMH at May 06, 2021 11:47 AM (Fdh9S)

294 286 I'm just looking for a green girl with nice eyes.
Posted by: IP at May 06, 2021 11:32 AM (pWrfh)

"Chinese girls do not come with green eyes."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 06, 2021 11:46 AM (ifmtJ)

Their labs are working on it.....

Posted by: kraken at May 06, 2021 11:47 AM (0KKyI)

295 Well, Melinda seems to have found a chink in Bill's amour.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2021 11:33 AM (Fc5rx)

This will be the winner for the day. Come for the French language lesson, stay for the brilliantly utilized ethnic nickname. Pure poetry.

If SNL was a comedy show, they'd steal this. But they don't have the balls.

Posted by: trev006 at May 06, 2021 11:47 AM (cXwLE)

296 Wondering if this is all a money operation.

Gates wants to sell off his stock before the Biden tax rates take effect. He can't do it without crashing the market. So he gets a divorce and a judge orders him to sell the stock as part of the settlement.

"Gosh, sorry but the Judge ordered me to sell."
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 06, 2021 11:29 AM (wGxSf)

You could be right. Because they are rich enough to never see each other again if that's what they wanted.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2021 11:47 AM (Ez6QX)

297 > Often it's an all-at-once thing. Many Asian women seem to look like they're sixteen until they turn like 43. Then they turn into Kim Jong Il overnight...

Hispanic women have a similar thing going, but on a shorter timeline. If she's smoking hot and looks 19, she's probably 13. If she's smoking hot and looks 23, she's probably 16. If her looks are fading a bit, but she's still looking good, she's probably 23. Then, sometime around 35, she starts to look like a grandma.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2021 11:47 AM (YYlyE)

298 So Gates is in bed with the Chinese both literally and figuratively.

It's been my experience that the more of a nice guy the upper management acts, the bigger the dirt bag they really are.

Posted by: squid_hunt at May 06, 2021 11:47 AM (B0mGw)

299 291 Posted by: portlandon at May 06, 2021 11:46 AM (+oR7L)

A turkey baster malfunction...

also "she got real old overnight"....look at the images

Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 11:47 AM (Lzpvj)

300 sven

I hear the rumors she's a guy from a Q loving coworker. Where did the kids come from, then?

I do not see it, myself.

If true, Bill Gates is even more messed up than I thought possible.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2021 11:47 AM (u82oZ)

301 Melinda could be the continuity poc for that shit and got asshole Gates compromised.

Now that's an interesting take...

Posted by: IP at May 06, 2021 11:48 AM (pWrfh)

302
Bill has Mr. Clippy sheets. That is known.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2021 11:48 AM (pNxlR)

303 Bill Murray told me that his wife thinks, cleaning and fucking are 2 cities in China.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 06, 2021 11:48 AM (o89XP)

304 293 Fun fact.... Howard Buffet is running for Sheriff in amdownstate Illinois County....
Posted by: kraken
___

Macon Co, which is in the middle of the state.
Posted by: SMH at May 06, 2021 11:47 AM (Fdh9S)

Oligarchs and their hobbies, I guess, SMH......

Posted by: kraken at May 06, 2021 11:48 AM (0KKyI)

305 I'm just looking for a green girl with nice eyes.
Posted by: IP at May 06, 2021 11:32 AM (pWrfh)

"Chinese girls do not come with green eyes."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 06, 2021 11:46 AM (ifmtJ)

Talk about lobbing a softball...

Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2021 11:48 AM (axyOa)

306 because she was a mid-level manager who slept with the boss.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 06, 2021 11:40 AM (5p7BC)

she is a piker, plus look at me now

Posted by: Macinzie Bezos at May 06, 2021 11:48 AM (bTQ72)

307 Hey Wang, I hear this place is restricted so don't tell them your Jewish

Posted by: Talisman Bill at May 06, 2021 11:48 AM (PNQAX)

308 Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 11:47 AM

You, sir, are a great American.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2021 11:48 AM (m+jkK)

309 Ex Mrs Bezos > > Ex Mrs Gates

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 06, 2021 11:48 AM (2DOZq)

310 Roses are red, my love.
Fault screens are blue.
Asian honey is sweet, my love.
What's a boy to do?

Posted by: Apologies to Bobby Vinton at May 06, 2021 11:49 AM (Jsjd7)

311
https://tinyurl.com/hjdb2vvy
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 11:47 AM (lmikk)

Not true Chinese. She GMO.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 11:49 AM (Zz0t1)

312 Everybody likes some Chinese Take Out now and then.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 11:49 AM (/MaDp)

313 300 Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2021 11:47 AM (u82oZ)

I think she "became" a dude...

I was watching a nostalgia bit on the BBC for the glory days of communardism and a swimmer was talking about being turned male by injections of all kinds of neat things.

Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 11:49 AM (Lzpvj)

314 Wang Takes Over Microsoft!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2021 11:49 AM (UHVv4)

315 Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.

Posted by: Bob Kraft at May 06, 2021 11:49 AM (oX9Yj)

316 When I look into the eyes of that young translator I just think, "That woman could be my chief of staff."

Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at May 06, 2021 11:50 AM (sWM8x)

317 >Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at May 06, 2021 11:43 AM (qpX6U)

Dude

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 06, 2021 11:50 AM (DXFDM)

318 57 Kung Pao Nookie
Posted by: AlaBAMA
.......

Moo Shu Porked
Posted by: wth at May 06, 2021 11:24 AM (v0R5T)

General Tso's Ho.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2021 11:50 AM (CBiZQ)

319 312 Everybody likes some Chinese Take Out now and then.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 11:49 AM (/MaDp)

I always heard it... " Every likes a little Nip now and then"....

Posted by: kraken at May 06, 2021 11:50 AM (0KKyI)

320 Funny. She doesn't look Druish.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2021 11:50 AM (UHVv4)

321 Any pics of Bill's long time girlfriend?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 06, 2021 11:51 AM (ptqGC)

322 319 312 Everybody likes some Chinese Take Out now and then.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 11:49 AM (/MaDp)

I always heard it... " Every likes a little Nip now and then"....
----------
That's a nice slant on it.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 11:51 AM (/MaDp)

323 ....Wang.

Posted by: Scott M at May 06, 2021 11:51 AM (+CASr)

324 320 Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2021 11:50 AM (UHVv4)

Maybe Druzish though....

https://tinyurl.com/7dkupnuh

Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 11:51 AM (Lzpvj)

325 The kids get a 10 mil float and control of the foundation; Which at minimum is salary and perks.

They will fight over who gets which jet and other little things while trying to out do daddy's messianic dreams.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2021 11:52 AM (w466c)

326 Stepford Wives, Dinner a movie and robot rape.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 06, 2021 11:52 AM (o89XP)

327 5.56 Bolt Carrier Group, Complete - Black Nitride; $135; https://bit.ly/2R1TuNR (Aero Precision)

Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2021 11:52 AM (YYlyE)

328 Itty Bitty Titty Central Committee
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 06, 2021 11:42 AM (ifmtJ)

https://tinyurl.com/hjdb2vvy
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 11:47 AM (lmikk)

And now I'm hungry for Thai....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 06, 2021 11:52 AM (ifmtJ)

329
322 319 312 Everybody likes some Chinese Take Out now and then.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 11:49 AM (/MaDp)

I always heard it... " Every likes a little Nip now and then"....
----------
That's a nice slant on it.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 11:51 AM (/MaDp)

We are cruising for a scolding....

Posted by: kraken at May 06, 2021 11:52 AM (0KKyI)

330 Not true Chinese. She GMO.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 11:49 AM (Zz0t1)

Think Japanese. Like this one:

https://tinyurl.com/4n8pu7hr

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 11:52 AM (lmikk)

331 Hispanic women have a similar thing going, but on a shorter timeline. If she's smoking hot and looks 19, she's probably 13. If she's smoking hot and looks 23, she's probably 16. If her looks are fading a bit, but she's still looking good, she's probably 23. Then, sometime around 35, she starts to look like a grandma.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2021 11:47 AM (YYlyE)
.......

I blame the burritos.

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2021 11:52 AM (v0R5T)

332
Think Japanese. Like this one:

https://tinyurl.com/4n8pu7hr
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 11:52 AM (lmikk)

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 11:53 AM (Zz0t1)

333 "It does have a bit of WANG to it. Good, though!"

Posted by: Bimbeau at May 06, 2021 11:53 AM (mZUr4)

334 > The kids get a 10 mil float and control of the foundation; Which at minimum is salary and perks.

Right. They get to host galas and rub elbows with the rich and powerful at parties funded by one of the biggest piggy banks on the planet.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2021 11:53 AM (YYlyE)

335 > I blame the burritos.

Very high carb diet is probably a big part of it, yes.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2021 11:54 AM (YYlyE)

336 Same model and this is definitely NSFW, even though not nude... per se:

https://tinyurl.com/4bskezet

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 11:54 AM (lmikk)

337 329
322 319 312 Everybody likes some Chinese Take Out now and then.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 11:49 AM (/MaDp)

I always heard it... " Every likes a little Nip now and then"....
----------
That's a nice slant on it.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 11:51 AM (/MaDp)

We are cruising for a scolding....
----------
Well, we are deplorables. Its what we do.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 11:54 AM (/MaDp)

338 I dated a girl from Greece way back.... petite little hardbody... and she was fun.

Posted by: kraken at May 06, 2021 11:54 AM (0KKyI)

339 Hispanic women have a similar thing going, but on a shorter timeline. If she's smoking hot and looks 19, she's probably 13. If she's smoking hot and looks 23, she's probably 16. If her looks are fading a bit, but she's still looking good, she's probably 23. Then, sometime around 35, she starts to look like a grandma.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2021 11:47 AM (YYlyE)

Russian women as well. One day... BOOM. Babushka.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 06, 2021 11:54 AM (jOcSX)

340 Is it me, or is Gates starting to look like if Stephen Hawkings could stand up?

Posted by: pahound at May 06, 2021 11:54 AM (SpO0H)

341 246 Elaine Chao?

Posted by: CN at May 06, 2021 11:54 AM (ONvIw)

342 Tyranny, money, sexual deviance and the CCP. Sort of a stereotype by now.

Posted by: No Longer Amused at May 06, 2021 11:54 AM (oqhrS)

343 Think Japanese. Like this one:

https://tinyurl.com/4n8pu7hr
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 11:52 AM (lmikk)
++++
My, my, my.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2021 11:54 AM (Jsjd7)

344 Kung Pao Nookie
Posted by: AlaBAMA
.......

Moo Shu Porked
Posted by: wth at May 06, 2021 11:24 AM (v0R5T)

General Tso's Ho.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2021 11:50 AM

In the circumstances, Fortune Nookie.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2021 11:55 AM (m+jkK)

345
It's upstairs and one over, darnit!
Posted by: Guy Smiley

Fiber optics are your friend.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2021 11:55 AM (pNxlR)

346 This reminds me of the story about computers in the Garden of Eden. Apparently Eve traded Adam and Apple for a Wang.

Posted by: Mr. Smartass at May 06, 2021 11:55 AM (AbmsP)

347 Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2021 11:47 AM (YYlyE)

That's the indo Hispanics . Pure Spanish heritage different. Think weather girls.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 06, 2021 11:55 AM (2DOZq)

348 Russian women as well. One day... BOOM. Babushka.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 06, 2021 11:54 AM (jOcSX)
++++
The "Babushka Bomb"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2021 11:55 AM (Jsjd7)

349 338 I dated a girl from Greece way back.... petite little hardbody... and she was fun.
--------------
So she's gone pear shape and has a moustache now?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 11:55 AM (/MaDp)

350 257 >Not one 'ron has said "I'd hit it" regarding Melinda. Sad.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 06, 2021 11:34 AM (ptqGC)

Even we have standards, however low.
=====
She's not hot enough to warrant tolerating her high-maintenance Leftard ass.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 06, 2021 11:56 AM (W+kMI)

351 Is it me, or is Gates starting to look like if Stephen Hawkings could stand up?
Posted by: pahound at May 06, 2021 11:54 AM (SpO0H)

Holy shit, he does!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2021 11:56 AM (Ez6QX)

352 Why do rumors always "swirl" anyway?

Posted by: spindrift at May 06, 2021 11:56 AM (SgOfM)

353
Bill Gates
@BillGates
· Aug 12, 2015
I drank water made from human feces. Here’s an update on the machine that produced that water: http://b-gat.es/1hyEu2p

David Burge
@iowahawkblog
Replying to @BillGates
.
@BillGates
and I used Windows Vista, so now we're even

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 06, 2021 11:57 AM (Dc2NZ)

354 330 Not true Chinese. She GMO.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 06, 2021 11:49 AM (Zz0t1)

Think Japanese. Like this one:

https://tinyurl.com/4n8pu7hr
=====
I sure do love those Japanese gravure idols.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 06, 2021 11:57 AM (W+kMI)

355 Shelly is a lovely creature in that pic.

And yes, Chinese women, at least the young ones, do refer to themselves as "Chinese girls." I often got emails from female students in China interested in graduate study here, and they usually would write, "I am [name], a Chinese girl."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 06, 2021 11:57 AM (/XOcP)

356 Think Japanese. Like this one:

https://tinyurl.com/4n8pu7hr
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2021 11:52 AM

Oh, my....

Posted by: Mirror Universe George Takei at May 06, 2021 11:57 AM (m+jkK)

357 348...and men, they never age? Lol. They get bald, wrinkled and often portly. But they see themselves as Peter Pan.

Posted by: CN at May 06, 2021 11:57 AM (ONvIw)

358 321 Any pics of Bill's long time girlfriend?
________

This story has pics of her and of the NC beach house where they have their yearly tryst:

https://tinyurl.com/3cme2ajj

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 06, 2021 11:57 AM (k4dH2)

359
Well, we are deplorables. Its what we do.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 11:54 AM (/MaDp)

You guys are on a slippery slope.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2021 11:57 AM (axyOa)

360 SGAMMO has 9mm and 5.56 in stock

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 06, 2021 11:57 AM (ifmtJ)

361 Well, I cannot fault him for his thoughts about Asians, although being married they should not have gone beyond thoughts. i have had yellow fever for a very long time now and have slept with most Asian persuasions. I was married to a Korean for more than 20 years until she passed. After that I had an ethnic Chinese girlfriend who was born and raised in Vietnam. We are six weeks apart on birthdays but she looks half my age. Sorry to have lost that one. When I was a GI before I met my wife I slept with anything from that side of the ocean and loved every minute of it. Without going into detail, their whole outlook on life is different from American women.

Posted by: Bill R. at May 06, 2021 11:58 AM (wzzJf)

362 359
Well, we are deplorables. Its what we do.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 11:54 AM (/MaDp)

You guys are on a slippery slope.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2021 11:57 AM (axyOa)

It is Gateway Snark!!!!

Posted by: kraken at May 06, 2021 11:58 AM (0KKyI)

363 Bill Gates sounds like a very odd, unbalanced man to me. Granted, I don't know about all his endeavors (He was behind a push to supply many mosquito nets to people in countries affected by that, which sounds like a good thing) but people keep saying he wants to decrease the world's population by putting stuff in the water supply and now he wants to put dust in space to counteract global warming?!! Seems like more and more of a Bond type villain under the guise of a humanitarianism.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2021 11:59 AM (k39e/)

364 Think weather girls.
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 06, 2021 11:55 AM

Yanet Garcia...

*sigh*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2021 11:59 AM (m+jkK)

365 357 348...and men, they never age? Lol. They get bald, wrinkled and often portly. But they see themselves as Peter Pan.
Posted by: CN at May 06, 2021 11:57 AM (ONvIw)

What they're noting is the rapidity. They aren't asserting that European women don't age, they're noting how it seemingly happens overnight.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 06, 2021 11:59 AM (z5Vrg)

366 362 359
Well, we are deplorables. Its what we do.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 11:54 AM (/MaDp)

You guys are on a slippery slope.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2021 11:57 AM (axyOa)

That's my slant on it as well.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2021 11:59 AM (Bmy3R)

367 321 Any pics of Bill's long time girlfriend?
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 06, 2021 11:51 AM (ptqGC)

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1390057937184464900

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 06, 2021 11:59 AM (Dc2NZ)

368 357 348...and men, they never age? Lol. They get bald, wrinkled and often portly. But they see themselves as Peter Pan.
Posted by: CN at May 06, 2021 11:57 AM (ONvIw)

I think of myself as Smee, actually...

Posted by: kraken at May 06, 2021 12:00 PM (0KKyI)

369 357 Posted by: CN at May 06, 2021 11:57 AM (ONvIw)

I assure you this male knows precisely how much he has aged and is no longer Peter Pan....

comes with not being able to sprint up bannisters anymore.

Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 12:00 PM (Lzpvj)

370 How and when did gender and sexuality become synonyms? Gender is male or female, period. Sexuality is now FEAST YOUR MIND ON MY KINK. IF I COME ON TO YOU AND YOU TURN ME DOWN, YOU ARE A NAZI AND MUST BE PUNISHED.

Posted by: A Peon at May 06, 2021 12:01 PM (AoFZU)

371
"Chinese girls do not come with green eyes."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 06, 2021 11:46 AM (ifmtJ)

Talk about lobbing a softball...
Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2021 11:48 AM (axyOa)

It wasn't a Promethius reference. No one gets Big Trouble In Little China references.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 06, 2021 12:01 PM (VcFUs)

372 Rumors swirl like Republicans pounce. It's in the MFM stylebook.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2021 12:01 PM (Bmy3R)

373 Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2021 11:55 AM (/MaDp)

Do you look exactly like you did from "way back". If so, congratulations!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2021 12:01 PM (k39e/)

374 I went to the buffet and loaded up a heaping plate of shelly wang and cheese. One hour later, I wanted to go back for more.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 06, 2021 12:01 PM (2goRJ)

375 Fake News. Tech oligarchs usually throw their marriages away on middle-aged trashy TMUs. See Jeff Bezos. For those who were never in the car business, "TMU" means "True Mileage Unknown" -- basically an old, worn, very high-mileage used car with an odometer that can't be trusted.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2021 12:01 PM (enXj9)

376 Posted by: CN at May 06, 2021 11:57 AM (ONvIw)

Thanks; I laughed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2021 12:01 PM (k39e/)

377 >>No one gets Big Trouble In Little China references.

That's because :

It's all in the reflexes.

Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2021 12:01 PM (Vblwd)

378 There must not be many Japanese girls like that or they wouldn't be making sexbots.

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2021 12:02 PM (v0R5T)

379 Kambree
@KamVTV
Must watch. No BS law and order judge puts woke attorney in his place.
https://tinyurl.com/xytdpm6k

Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2021 12:02 PM (NpAcC)

380 ...and men, they never age? Lol. They get bald, wrinkled and often portly. But they see themselves as Peter Pan.

WTF? I've never confused myself with Sandy Duncan.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 06, 2021 12:02 PM (SchxB)

381 361 Posted by: Bill R. at May 06, 2021 11:58 AM (wzzJf)

Turns out wanting kids, and a normal life is pretty attractive to most normal males.

Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 12:02 PM (Lzpvj)

382 >>What they're noting is the rapidity. They aren't asserting that European women don't age, they're noting how it seemingly happens overnight.

Could be worse. Could happen at 31 like in India and Mexico.

Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2021 12:03 PM (Vblwd)

383 i saw that melinda moved to a french billionaire's island with her kids at the cost of 130k a day?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 06, 2021 12:03 PM (CqHIp)

384 "We can play putt-putt while discussing biotechnology" <-- Not even the super rich are immune to the use of stupid euphemisms for sex...

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 06, 2021 12:03 PM (mZOHK)

385 382 Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2021 12:03 PM (Vblwd)

I noticed it aged 9 when my Vietnamese girlfriend's mom aged 15 years in 15 hours.

Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 12:04 PM (Lzpvj)

386 Same day she filed for divorce Bill transferred one plus billion in stocks to Melinda.

This divorce is a planned maneuver codified by lawyers. A major part of it is keeping as much money and control for themselves.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2021 12:04 PM (w466c)

387 375 Fake News. Tech oligarchs usually throw their marriages away on middle-aged trashy TMUs. See Jeff Bezos. For those who were never in the car business, "TMU" means "True Mileage Unknown" -- basically an old, worn, very high-mileage used car with an odometer that can't be trusted.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2021 12:01 PM (enXj9)

Reminds me of Schwarzenegger.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 06, 2021 12:04 PM (z5Vrg)

388 >>...and men, they never age? Lol. They get bald, wrinkled and often portly.

Doesn't matter. Women are looking at their wallets and bank statements, not their appearance.

Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2021 12:04 PM (Vblwd)

389 #SchmeeToo.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 06, 2021 12:04 PM (VcFUs)

390 There must not be many Japanese girls like that or they wouldn't be making sexbots.

Japan is more trusting of the US than China, so they imported feminism. Interest in sexbots soared after that.

The Chinese, by contrast, call American Communists "baizuo", literally "white left" and mock them.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 06, 2021 12:04 PM (6XLoz)

391 321 Any pics of Bill's long time girlfriend?
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 06, 2021 11:51 AM (ptqGC)

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1390057937184464900
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace
........

I'd stick with Wang. I mean... ah crap, you know what I mean.

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2021 12:04 PM (v0R5T)

392
Any pics of Bill's long time girlfriend?
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 06, 2021 11:51 AM (ptqGC)

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1390057937184464900
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace

Send him back to the minor leagues -- the guy is a strikeout artist.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2021 12:04 PM (pNxlR)

393 I get why people are pressing that "X" because of her looks, but, attractiveness is relative. Maybe she let him do all kinds of Slaneeshi-approved decadence to her so that she could "interview" him Ali Watkins-style.

Remember when Arnuld was found out to be smashing his maid and people doubted that in the beginning because of her looks? Again, most likely the maid didn't shame him for his masculinity like Maria Shriver probably did and that elevated her to "decadence-engaging" status in Arnuld's eyes.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 06, 2021 12:05 PM (dxOna)

394 Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 06, 2021 11:40 AM (5p7BC)

Hey Dave. Good to see you bro

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2021 12:05 PM (uEbPt)

395 Any pics of Bill's long time girlfriend?
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 06, 2021 11:51 AM (ptqGC)

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1390057937184464900
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace

She's got beaver teeth!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 06, 2021 12:05 PM (VVEnO)

396 Do you look exactly like you did from "way back". If so, congratulations!

I don't see it like that but my wife says that I do. When I look at her I still see the girl I saw at 17.

It's God's way of keeping us together, the poor eyesight.

Posted by: IP at May 06, 2021 12:05 PM (pWrfh)

397
I noticed it aged 9 when my Vietnamese girlfriend's mom aged 15 years in 15 hours.
Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 12:04 PM (Lzpvj)

Were those 15 hours when you and girlfriend were 'out on a day trip'?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 06, 2021 12:05 PM (VcFUs)

398 >>"TMU" means "True Mileage Unknown"

what s the old saying?

Ask a man His number then divide by 3.

Ask a woman Her number then multiply by 7.

Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2021 12:05 PM (Vblwd)

399 So another Fang, Fang? Or is it Wang, Wang?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2021 12:05 PM (Zmnko)

400 Bill Gates sounds like a very odd, unbalanced man to me. Granted, I don't know about all his endeavors (He was behind a push to supply many mosquito nets to people in countries affected by that, which sounds like a good thing) but people keep saying he wants to decrease the world's population by putting stuff in the water supply and now he wants to put dust in space to counteract global warming?!! Seems like more and more of a Bond type villain under the guise of a humanitarianism.

One time at a fundraising event, Bill secretly released a swarm of mosquitos. After everyone was visibly upset about the mosquitos, Bill announced they all now had malaria. Of course, this didn't go over well, and Bill quickly told them all they didn't really have malaria and he was just trying to make a point. Yeah, Bill is weird.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2021 12:06 PM (YYlyE)

401 https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1390057937184464900
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 06, 2021 11:59 AM (Dc2NZ)

Ooof.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2021 12:06 PM (Ez6QX)

402 390 Posted by: Ian S. at May 06, 2021 12:04 PM (6XLoz)

Get a Chinese exchange student drunk and unobserved and ask them about what they think of campus social atmosphere.

Hilarious.

Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 12:06 PM (Lzpvj)

403 I don't give a Romeo Alfa about Bill and Melinda Gates' personal lives.

Posted by: Gref at May 06, 2021 12:06 PM (AMIL/)

404 393 I get why people are pressing that "X" because of her looks, but, attractiveness is relative. Maybe she let him do all kinds of Slaneeshi-approved decadence to her so that she could "interview" him Ali Watkins-style.

Remember when Arnuld was found out to be smashing his maid and people doubted that in the beginning because of her looks? Again, most likely the maid didn't shame him for his masculinity like Maria Shriver probably did and that elevated her to "decadence-engaging" status in Arnuld's eyes.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 06, 2021 12:05 PM (dxOna)

Personality and skill go a long way.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 06, 2021 12:07 PM (z5Vrg)

405 It's God's way of keeping us together, the poor eyesight.
Posted by: IP at May 06, 2021 12:05 PM (pWrfh)
++++
Reminds me of a joke.

"Honey, when I look in the mirror all I see is a fat, ugly old man. I'm feeling down and I could really use a compliment."

"Your eyesight is perfect."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2021 12:07 PM (Jsjd7)

406 You get Malaria
and
You get Malaria

...

Look under your seats -
You all have MALARIA!

Posted by: Oprah at May 06, 2021 12:07 PM (Vblwd)

407 Unless this unravels their lefty foundation I care less about Bill and Melinda. Sadly, I expect the foundation has been around long enough to have its own assets and professional commie managers and will continue pushing the global reset or whatever evil even if Bill and Melinda go totally psycho and kill each other.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at May 06, 2021 12:07 PM (Aashi)

408 395 Any pics of Bill's long time girlfriend?
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 06, 2021 11:51 AM (ptqGC)

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1390057937184464900
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace

She's got beaver teeth!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 06, 2021 12:05 PM (VVEnO)

Bill's in gnaw of her.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2021 12:07 PM (Bmy3R)

409 397 Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 06, 2021 12:05 PM (VcFUs)

"Heh"

No I just noticed, it was sad really she was much prettier than my mother and then one day "poof" it was gone.

Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 12:07 PM (Lzpvj)

410 A ray of hope from Dr. Fauci . . .

https://bit.ly/33l0KXD

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 06, 2021 12:07 PM (VVEnO)

411 ...and men, they never age? Lol. They get bald, wrinkled and often portly. But they see themselves as Peter Pan.
Posted by: CN at May 06, 2021 11:57 AM (ONvIw)

I think of myself as Smee, actually...

Posted by: kraken at May 06, 2021 12:00 PM (0KKyI)

I look in the mirror and think Jason Statham.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2021 12:08 PM (axyOa)

412 >>She's got beaver teeth!

I hope she flosses them.

Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2021 12:08 PM (Vblwd)

413 Get a Chinese exchange student drunk and unobserved and ask them about what they think of campus social atmosphere.

Hilarious.

Posted by: sven at May 06, 2021 12:06 PM (Lzpvj)
This is totally true.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 06, 2021 12:08 PM (mZOHK)

414 410 A ray of hope from Dr. Fauci . . .

https://bit.ly/33l0KXD

He's got a terminal illness?... I denounce myself

Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2021 12:08 PM (Zmnko)

415
Send him back to the minor leagues -- the guy is a strikeout artist.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2021 12:04 PM (pNxlR)

Dude is a tptal nerd. He's happy he's getting laid, even if it ain't first class model worthy nookie. He could be fspping to his Dad's playboy collection from the 70's in his Mom's basement still given how fugly and lefty he is.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 06, 2021 12:08 PM (VcFUs)

416 https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1390057937184464900
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 06, 2021 11:59 AM (Dc2NZ)

Ooof.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2021 12:06 PM (Ez6QX)
.......

Now we know where there the term "bumping uglies" came from.

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2021 12:09 PM (v0R5T)

417 Nood

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2021 12:09 PM (kTF2Z)

418 Nood Dr.Fauci.

Ya'all can stay here and trash Gates.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2021 12:09 PM (u82oZ)

419 410 A ray of hope from Dr. Fauci . . .

https://bit.ly/33l0KXD

I'm laughing, but it's a bitter, bitter laughter!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2021 12:09 PM (Bmy3R)

420 414 410 A ray of hope from Dr. Fauci . . .

https://bit.ly/33l0KXD

He's got a terminal illness?... I denounce myself
Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2021 12:08 PM (Zmnko)

Don't donna... hell, we're all thinking it..

Posted by: kraken at May 06, 2021 12:09 PM (0KKyI)

421 392
Any pics of Bill's long time girlfriend?
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 06, 2021 11:51 AM (ptqGC)

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1390057937184464900
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace

Send him back to the minor leagues -- the guy is a strikeout artist.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2021 12:04 PM (pNxlR)

Yeah, what a disappointment. You'd have thought he'd be bopping Christie Brinkley look-alikes in the 80s.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2021 12:09 PM (NRZii)

422 A ray of hope from Dr. Fauci . . .

https://bit.ly/33l0KXD

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 06, 2021 12:07 PM (VVEnO)

He died?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2021 12:09 PM (axyOa)

423 >There must not be many Japanese girls like that or they wouldn't be making sexbots.
Posted by: wth at May 06, 2021 12:02 PM (v0R5T)

I'm not a weeb, so I'm not really plugged into Japanese culture, but from what I hear, a lot of the young Japanese ladies are sexless (which therefore mean that even more of the non-Alpha Japanese men are too). Japan is also apparently quite infested with feminism, so a lot of the young men are doing the MGTOW thing.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 06, 2021 12:10 PM (DXFDM)

424 If he spent the money he spent on mosquito nets on K street lobbyists to bring back DDT there would be no mosquito problem.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2021 12:10 PM (w466c)

425 The Chinese, by contrast, call American Communists "baizuo", literally "white left" and mock them.
Posted by: Ian S.

Lenin called them 'Useful idiots'. Nothing changes except the players and even some of them are the same.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 06, 2021 12:11 PM (4O6NE)

426 It's God's way of keeping us together, the poor eyesight.

Posted by: IP at May 06, 2021 12:05 PM

That's sweet that you feel that way about each other and thanks for the laugh.

My husband doesn't look like he did when I first met him at age 27 and he was 5'9 and about 130 lbs. Back then him he was going to school and working at the same time and so often his entire day's meal would consist of 5 cups of coffee and a roll and maybe one sandwich, because he lived alone. To be fair I don't look like I did at age 22 either. But he's still the same guy underneath and that's what matters.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2021 12:12 PM (k39e/)

427 I tend to think people overthink it when they ask why some dude is with a certain chick when he could do better (for any definition of better): because he can. The most attractive kind of gal for most men is the one in arm's reach who is willing. We have to have a rule like Don't Stick Your Dick In Crazy (which is oft honored in the breach) because we have very flexible standards if we have any at all.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 06, 2021 12:12 PM (H5knJ)

428 That photo of the translator looks familiar... can't place it, though. Like it's a commonly used stock photo or something.

Posted by: soulpile at May 06, 2021 12:17 PM (hiX0r)

429 She so hoooorny.

Posted by: Darwin Akbar at May 06, 2021 12:18 PM (MRxs8)

430 Beach house looks like a blow-a-way.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2021 12:24 PM (w466c)

431 Are skid marks infectious?

Posted by: torabora at May 06, 2021 12:34 PM (ZjFZv)

432 Sticking your dick in crazy is always honored in the breach. Or breech, depending.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 06, 2021 12:34 PM (mZOHK)

433 Obviously she loves China. She was ALLEGEDLY willing to suck bill gates dick for her country........ only thing I see wrong with this situation is my inability to convince her that I am elon musk most valuable research scientist and that I am working on SUPER secret technology.

Posted by: O ' bama s 3rd term at May 06, 2021 12:37 PM (g8tqO)

434 106>"First of all... yeah right. Seems like this chick doesn't speak English all that well. A billionaire can afford someone who does."

Billionaire Robert Kraft-NE Patriots NFL owner- was getting a wax job from the sex-traded young massagers' down there in F L A.
That old man could have a female waxer fly anywhere with him at any time but, noooo, the billionaire was driven to a strip mall to get a blow job from a "probably" illegally traded sex slave.

It's still all about that little head.

Posted by: sidney at May 06, 2021 12:39 PM (+fjIe)

435 Gates' ex girlfriend is pretty impressive. IMHO Mrs gates was wise to allow those vacations. They were gonna happen anyway and pretending girlfriend was no threat was her best play. But GF was head cheerleader AND valedictorian in HS, and extremely successful as adult.

Posted by: O ' bama s 3rd term at May 06, 2021 12:59 PM (g8tqO)

436 Sex is part of infrastructure.

Posted by: W N Miller at May 06, 2021 01:00 PM (Tu4c8)

437 One time at a fundraising event, Bill secretly released a swarm of mosquitos. After everyone was visibly upset about the mosquitos, Bill announced they all now had malaria. Of course, this didn't go over well, and Bill quickly told them all they didn't really have malaria and he was just trying to make a point. Yeah, Bill is weird.
===
yeah, he's got George Soros levels of empathy. He's doing the world a favor by killing you off. Notice his concern is for his vision of "the world" not so much for you personally. Personally, to him, "you" are something in the way of his desired operating system.

Posted by: All Bond Villains are the same at May 06, 2021 01:01 PM (pm/gQ)

438 Called it, American billionaires love them some CCP honeypot.

Posted by: Drew in MO at May 06, 2021 01:02 PM (cGlgB)

439 I'm not gonna open my kimono for...hey, baby!

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Emoluments 'R Us! at May 06, 2021 01:08 PM (Ndje9)

440 Fang Fang, Wang Wang, Walla Walla Bing Bang!

Posted by: MW at May 06, 2021 01:09 PM (KXr4W)

441 Schwarzenegger needed to up his adultery game.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 06, 2021 01:25 PM (QvAgz)

442

Me love you long time.I blame his Wang good computer?

Posted by: Saf at May 06, 2021 01:37 PM (/N+d8)

443 Another case of a computer nerd succumbing to "Yellow Fever!"

Just how many women was Bill Gates banging?

Posted by: WarEagle82 at May 06, 2021 01:47 PM (+Kpte)

444
I know she's a Virgin,just like Madonna.

Posted by: Saf at May 06, 2021 01:49 PM (/N+d8)

445 You can trans now or translator.

Posted by: Dr. Anecdotal Franken-Fauci. Director, Wuhan Murder Hornet Lab and Patent Medicine Emporium at May 06, 2021 01:50 PM (Ndje9)

446 Vacation sex with ex-girlfriends is infrastructure.

Posted by: Anotheranon at May 06, 2021 01:51 PM (8Ze5j)

447 "How many women was Gates banging?"

All 4 Billion of them.

Posted by: Saf at May 06, 2021 01:51 PM (/N+d8)

448 @436 dammit.

Posted by: Anotheranon at May 06, 2021 01:51 PM (8Ze5j)

449 Starting today, I will continue my policy of not having sex with Bill Gates. Please send $1.5 billion in common stock to my account by COB tomorrow.

Thank you very much.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at May 06, 2021 01:52 PM (+Kpte)

450

He was interested in SEX,who knew.....come to think of it his kids look too cute to be 100% Caucasian.

Posted by: Saf at May 06, 2021 02:00 PM (/N+d8)

451 That is one patriotic Chinese woman.

Posted by: Ken at May 06, 2021 02:56 PM (RXE8a)

452 Shelly is way hotter than Horseface. Way way hotter. Probably smarter and funnier too.

Posted by: Dr Wang at May 06, 2021 04:40 PM (1pEHT)

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