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Saturday Morning Coffee Break

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Happy Saturday Horde.

Feel free to opine, bloviate or lurk. Just be kind to one another in this open thread. Have a great weekend!!!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:00 AM




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1 I'll fetch em

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 08:02 AM (Cxk7w)

2 Hey!

Posted by: Chubby Kid on a Seesaw at May 08, 2021 08:02 AM (PiwSw)

3 mornin all

Posted by: CN at May 08, 2021 08:02 AM (ONvIw)

4 Good Saturday morning all!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 08, 2021 08:02 AM (nxdel)

5 Hot Coffee...full Pot bitches!!!

Posted by: qmark at May 08, 2021 08:02 AM (emnp2)

6 Happy Weekend!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 08:03 AM (yrol0)

7 Hiya

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 08:03 AM (arJlL)

8
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 08, 2021 08:03 AM (DUIap)

9 Willard from last thread....

From what I have read Fred was quite the asshole.
Posted by: rhennigantx

What did he do ?
Posted by: JT

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 08:04 AM (arJlL)

10 Willowed:

> Is it better to scatter out, increasing the odds that one of us gets China splattered while most will survive, or huddle together, with the very good chance we'll ALL survive, though if we huddle in the wrong place we'll all get splattered?

When Wernher von Braun and his boys were first doing test launches on what became the V2 rocket, they deliberately put their monitoring station RIGHT ON the nominal target. As they put it, "That's the one spot we'll never hit."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2021 08:04 AM (JZT2F)

11 Werner had a sense of humor !

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 08:05 AM (arJlL)

12 https://www.powerlineblog.com/the week in pictures wide angle edition
https://tinyurl.com/a4v3uua7

Some funnies, and as was going on in ONT I am convinced it's a photoshop

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 08:06 AM (Cxk7w)

13 FenSpouse and his friend when they were about 18 visited every Dunkin Donuts in Union County, N.J. (There were about 5) and had a coffee at everyone. They didn't have enough money to get donuts at everyone-just the first one. Teen boys do some odd stuff.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2021 08:07 AM (k39e/)

14 qmark I can tell you haven't been up since 4am, it would be gone like mine is.

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 08:07 AM (Cxk7w)

15 I've found water goes down a lot better if you put some whiskey in it.

Posted by: B Moe at May 08, 2021 08:08 AM (gyi7u)

16 Do Democrat voters really not know that there are computers in cars to adjust for lower octane and that you gain very, very little real-world performance increases from burning $4+ premium fuel?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 08, 2021 08:09 AM (Kt1w/)

17 > From what I have read Fred was quite the asshole.

When he later went on to play Uncle Bub on My Three Sons, he was out-assholed by Fred MacMurray, though.

Uncle Charley was an improvement. He was Hollywood's first transgender character, having been declared to be the "mother" by a judge.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2021 08:09 AM (JZT2F)

18 Fen how many now days? I think you could walk, or at least bicycle between them here in minutes.

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 08:09 AM (Cxk7w)

19 What did he do ?
Posted by: JT
Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 08:04 AM (arJlL)

mean drunk and all around asshole

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 08:10 AM (yrol0)

20 11 Werner had a sense of humor !
Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 08:05 AM (arJlL)

And he still used slave labor on his buzz bomb launch and production sites.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 08, 2021 08:11 AM (VcFUs)

21 15 I've found water goes down a lot better if you put some whiskey in it.
Posted by: B Moe at May 08, 2021 08:08 AM (gyi7u)

Want some whiskey in your water?
Sugar in your tea?
What's all these crazy questions they're askin' me?
This is the craziest party that could ever be
Don't turn on the lights 'cause I don't wanna see

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 08:11 AM (yrol0)

22 mean drunk and all around asshole
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 08:10 AM (yrol0)

naw, Fred Willard always made me laugh!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2021 08:12 AM (bxPTJ)

23 BRCC AK47 is really good coffee!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 08:13 AM (yrol0)

24 https://tinyurl.com/uypkcr2z
20 tweets from Bad Blue

Since this can be the morning funnies

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 08:14 AM (Cxk7w)

25 Good Saturday morning, horde!

I totally include my 40 oz of coffee in my water intake. It's legit.

Posted by: April at May 08, 2021 08:14 AM (OX9vb)

26 Queer Anarchist Bookstore has shoplifting issues:

https://tinyurl.com/nktm7n7x

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 08:14 AM (yrol0)

27 It would probably behoove me if I took a dump before going to yard sales......

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 08:15 AM (arJlL)

28 Johnathon Bush (Ws bro) dead. RIP

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 08:15 AM (yrol0)

29 20 11 Werner had a sense of humor !
Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 08:05 AM (arJlL)

And he still used slave labor on his buzz bomb launch and production sites.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 08, 2021 08:11 AM (VcFUs)

but he had them put on a nice musical production every friday night!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2021 08:15 AM (bxPTJ)

30 Seeing that ridiculous photo of the Bidens with Jimmy and Rosalyn reminds me of my old adage:

If you want to feel young, thin and smart, hang out with old, fat dumb people!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2021 08:15 AM (Fc5rx)

31 *wanders in*

*yawns*

*thinks about going back to bed*

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 08, 2021 08:15 AM (5p7BC)

32 "I Aim at the Stars" -- title of a Wernher von Braun biopic

"But Somehow I Keep Hitting London" -- Mort Sahl's suggested extension

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2021 08:16 AM (JZT2F)

33 Sorry HWs bro

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 08:16 AM (yrol0)

34 Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 08:09 AM (Cxk7w)

A one day trip-they drove around. About four or five miles between every one.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2021 08:16 AM (k39e/)

35 Morning Horde. The stress of our recent move, delayed completion of the house has caused a bad, bad stomach. The coffee consumption has been limited to 2/day. Sustainable but not optimum.
Once we move in to our new home and my digestive tract adjusts I'm chugging coffee all day long for a couple days.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 08, 2021 08:17 AM (UC5ui)

36 Teen boys do some odd stuff.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2021 08:07 AM (k39e/)

Truer words were never spoken.

Posted by: April at May 08, 2021 08:18 AM (OX9vb)

37 I should probably finish my taxes this weekend too. Joy.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 08, 2021 08:18 AM (5p7BC)

38 Re: Biden and Jimmy Carter photo

Has the White House attempted to explain why the Bidens were trying to murder those elderly people by not wearing masks around them?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 08, 2021 08:19 AM (Kt1w/)

39 that's hot !

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2021 08:19 AM (V13WU)

40 Fen might be 2 or 3 miles here.

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 08:19 AM (Cxk7w)

41 Hi Ya'll. Any good news yet?

Posted by: AnnaS at May 08, 2021 08:20 AM (l4l/z)

42 Hello from the locked down shithole that is Illinois. We are here for a month, up from our Florida home, and the sheep are all wearing masks.

Like in their cars in line to get food from the fast food joints, which are closed for eating inside.

I'll tell any Karen that accosts me for under-nose or no mask at all, that I am from the free state of Florida, with no mask mandate, everything open including indoor restaurants, stadiums, bars, and music venues, and we've got much better numbers than you fools here.

Posted by: Monsieur Gaga at May 08, 2021 08:20 AM (4ZE6o)

43 I started watching Mad Men on the IMDb streaming channel yesterday, so i'll be in the '60s if you need me. Want me to bring you anything back?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 08, 2021 08:20 AM (Dvm/n)

44 Mornin', all! Been up for a while. Stupid routine of getting the minime off to school has me awake by six no matter what.

*Waves at Jewells*
I'm so out of the habit of going into town. Are masks truly optional most places you've been. Unfortunately, I need a new phone, and they aren't really available out in the sticks for what I need.

Happiness and blessings to all the mother's this weekend!

Posted by: Catherine at May 08, 2021 08:21 AM (41zFX)

45 Israeli Soldier Gal demanded 216 virgins show up for work.

https://tinyurl.com/su6tm5su

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 08:22 AM (yrol0)

46 43 I started watching Mad Men on the IMDb streaming channel yesterday, so i'll be in the '60s if you need me. Want me to bring you anything back?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 08, 2021 08:20 AM (Dvm/n)

Yeah, some American know how and ingenuity would be nice.

Posted by: dantesed at May 08, 2021 08:22 AM (88xKn)

47 Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 08:19 AM (Cxk7w)

This was almost during the days of covered wagons. More distance between things then.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2021 08:24 AM (k39e/)

48 Want me to bring you anything back?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 08, 2021 08:20 AM (Dvm/n)

Jan Jones makes me think about hitting the bunk.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 08:24 AM (yrol0)

49 Somehow I wound up as a delegate to the VA Repub election primary, so I am off to vote for the least criminal republican pseudo-conservative I can find in Virginia's ranked ballot system. Very hard to get real information on candidates, but they all look suspicious to me.

Saddest thing is that a true outsider could (like my President Trump) be a much needed breath of fresh air...
or a fetid wind from the depths of the establishment swamp!
And all the campaign stuff is just very obvious BS!

Enjoy the day!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 08, 2021 08:25 AM (hOUT3)

50 So much to do today. So little motivation.

Posted by: April at May 08, 2021 08:25 AM (OX9vb)

51
William Frawley was indeed a jerk. Vivian Vance hated his guts Desi Arnaz told him if he ever showed up late from playing the horses or drunk he'd be fired. Remarkably, he never did.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2021 08:25 AM (JGPvI)

52 Interesting how cold this spring has been. How do the climate hysterics explain this? For the past several years, I've asked people who hold these views if they had not heard the theory, would they think anything amiss? And if so, what exactly. If they do have a positive answer, it is easily debunked. But we're the deniers.

Posted by: iandeal at May 08, 2021 08:26 AM (Z8/Px)

53 I could never drink two cups of coffee even on a bet. ok two yes, but never three.
Now iced tea. that is uncountable. I could probably drink ten glasses of legit iced tea and wonder why you are asking.

Posted by: quint at May 08, 2021 08:26 AM (aqif7)

54 From what I have read Fred was quite the asshole.

When he later went on to play Uncle Bub on My Three Sons, he was out-assholed by Fred MacMurray, though.


Not like OJ huh ?

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 08:27 AM (arJlL)

55 Israeli Soldier Gal demanded 216 virgins show up for work.

https://tinyurl.com/su6tm5su
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 08:22 AM (yrol0)


Mujahideen do not know it is 3 virgins and each is 72 years old !

Posted by: Muhammad at May 08, 2021 08:28 AM (V13WU)

56 (From the old thread) 531
I won 23 loaves of Safeway French bread. I intend to collect. I also won 11 nail clippers, 4 bottles of ibuprofen, 7 tubs of sour cream, 4 two-liter bottles of soda, 6 boxes of pasta, 37 bottles of water....

Posted by: SFGoth at May 08, 2021 01:34 AM (KAi1n)

That sounds like me, since a cashier gave me a whole box of tickets at my last shop (when the online gift cards were gone). I finally redeemed some stuff yesterday and made the fam french bread pizza with my 3 free loaves of french bread and free marinara sauce (I did have to buy them cheese and pepperoni...and then I used some bacon, onion, fresh tomato, and jarred roasted red peppers and fake cheese for me - this is how they get you with free stuff!) Fam loved it b/c I haven't made French bread pizza in years (and we had it with last of the week's cheap watermelon and the new cheap strawberries).

Posted by: Nova local at May 08, 2021 08:29 AM (b1h2x)

57 Lance Bottoms giving it up in Atlanta!

Brian Stetler strangely aroused.....

Posted by: No Longer Amused at May 08, 2021 08:30 AM (veKLA)

58 iandeal, I remember last spring being this cold, also. I only remember because I didn't get any garden started until almost June, since it was still so chilly.

Posted by: April at May 08, 2021 08:30 AM (OX9vb)

59 Hi Ya'll. Any good news yet?

***

The Chinese missile might hit somewhere between Raleigh and NYC.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 08, 2021 08:31 AM (XTk1T)

60 My take on ONT is Sundowner is about same hight as me, Fake Doctor 6 inches less, yet if I was kneeling next to that chair my head wouldn't tower over it. Been a little while since my photography days but a wide angle won't explain it, and a fisheye would really distort it and no one would try it.

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 08:31 AM (Cxk7w)

61 Morning Catherine. Jackson County still under a mask mandate but the rest of the state is pretty much open. I'm seriously thinking of driving into Cass or Lafayette county to shop.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 08, 2021 08:31 AM (nxdel)

62 Hi Ya'll. Any good news yet?

***

The Chinese missile might hit somewhere between Raleigh and NYC.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming

I hope it hits the Three Stooges Dam !

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 08:32 AM (arJlL)

63
I started watching Mad Men on the IMDb streaming channel yesterday, so
i'll be in the '60s if you need me. Want me to bring you anything back?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 08, 2021 08:20 AM (Dvm/n)

never say Mad Men other than the scene about an Old Fashioned. Never saw Game of Thrones or The House of Cards.

I did see Lost though. It was long after the series started. I like being a Lostie. Compared to the others, to be honest, "I am happy where I am.

Posted by: quint at May 08, 2021 08:33 AM (aqif7)

64 Werner had a sense of humor !
Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 08:05 AM (arJlL)

And he still used slave labor on his buzz bomb launch and production sites.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 08, 2021 08:11 AM (VcFUs)

"And he made us sing Camp Town Races, in German, the bastard!"

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 08, 2021 08:33 AM (zkS5c)

65 Well, I can pull the coffee IV drip out now and get to work.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 08, 2021 08:34 AM (r3LUM)

66 43 I started watching Mad Men on the IMDb streaming channel yesterday, so i'll be in the '60s if you need me. Want me to bring you anything back?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby



Saffron the Space Whore?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 08, 2021 08:34 AM (5WHte)

67 GoT House of Dragon is in the works.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2021 08:34 AM (V13WU)

68 Jewells, we went into Cass for a grad party last weekend and I had to go to a sit-down restaurant with the munchkins. I really miss dining out. Just FYI, the Applebee's in Belton is terrible. I'll go for the Denny's next time. If Clay is fee, I'm set. Even the minime's school is on the Clay county side. Thanks!

Posted by: Catherine at May 08, 2021 08:34 AM (41zFX)

69 11 nail clipppers? Check those. if they are from China, trade them in for one from Germany, Japan or the USA.

Posted by: quint at May 08, 2021 08:35 AM (aqif7)

70 You know, if the Chinese missile does hit in the US and causes a lot of COVID deaths, I guarantee the White House - in addition to not blaming China for the Chinese debris killing Americans - WILL blame Trump and Trump supporters. They might even use it as an excuse for their next step in whatever plan they're hatching out.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 08, 2021 08:35 AM (XTk1T)

71 "And he made us sing Camp Town Races, in German, the bastard!"
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 08, 2021 08:33 AM (zkS5c)

But you did not have to play the Eyes of Texas.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 08:36 AM (yrol0)

72 I hope it hits the Three Stooges Dam !

**

I'm putting on four masks at the projected time it re-enters atmosphere because I'm told they'll protect me and my neighbor's grandmother from dying.

Stay safe!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 08, 2021 08:36 AM (XTk1T)

73 Been a little while since my photography days but a wide angle won't explain it, and a fisheye would really distort it and no one would try it.
Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 08:31 AM (Cxk7w)


Yeah I don't see any of the curved lines associated with a *really* wide angle but something weird went on with the perspective. Maybe someone on our side is embedded in the photo lab.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 08, 2021 08:37 AM (y7DUB)

74 If a county near me was maskless I would shop there in a heartbeat. Everywhere in se Pa is sill germophobe

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 08:38 AM (Cxk7w)

75 52 Interesting how cold this spring has been. How do the climate hysterics explain this? "

They say it's PROOF of global warming, because global warming is tricky that way. I wish I was joking.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2021 08:38 AM (bxPTJ)

76 lol Catherine, isn't everything in Belton terrible?

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 08, 2021 08:39 AM (nxdel)

77 80% lowers to be called guns.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 08:39 AM (yrol0)

78 My thinking is they were going with ancient Egyptian drawings and size was used for importance,

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 08:40 AM (Cxk7w)

79 If a county near me was maskless I would shop there in a heartbeat. Everywhere in se Pa is sill germophobe
Posted by: Skip

That's because our governor is an asshole !

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 08:40 AM (arJlL)

80 the fear will never go away

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2021 08:41 AM (V13WU)

81 The SBA just informed me that they approved our application for a quarter million dollar restaurant revitalization grant. They will deposit the cash in our account in 3 to 7 days.

Still waiting for the approvals of 1.25 million in low interest loans.

Posted by: jwest at May 08, 2021 08:41 AM (/BlEx)

82 the fear will never go away
Posted by: runner

Nevah Evah ?

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 08:42 AM (arJlL)

83 it is at the level of medieval fear of witches now

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2021 08:42 AM (V13WU)

84 So apparently the U.S. discovered a Chinese military document that discusses how they've been preparing, since 2015, for a third world war, which they plan to win with biological weapons made from SARS/corona viruses, and details ways in which their labs were manipulating the viruses to make weapons never seen before.

But let's not call it the China virus, or accuse the Chinese of releasing this pestilence on the world, because that would be mean!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 08, 2021 08:42 AM (k4dH2)

85 nevaah evaah , JT

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2021 08:42 AM (V13WU)

86 They say it's PROOF of global warming, because global warming is tricky that way. I wish I was joking.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2021 08:38 AM (bxPTJ)


The most dimwitted thing I heard from those loons was that global warming was hiding in the depths of the oceans. I honestly think those wankers think of it as a sentient entity. But they're really really sciency you guys...

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 08, 2021 08:42 AM (y7DUB)

87 lol Catherine, isn't everything in Belton terrible?
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 08, 2021 08:39 AM (nxdel)

I had never given Cass county a thought before the Rona. When we moved up here the Grandview triangle was still quite the adventure; so hubby nixed the option. I'm finding out they held firm on no mandate because it was the only draw to the county!

Posted by: Catherine at May 08, 2021 08:44 AM (41zFX)

88 Good morning. Finally got in a hospital room a little before midnight after a few hours of shuffling. Phone only works by the window, with a lovely rooftop view if ventilation pipes and big equipment

Sorry about missing my posts today

Feeling okay.

Posted by: KT at May 08, 2021 08:44 AM (wZWNF)

89 BREAKING: Cyberattack Shuts Down U.S. Largest Pipeline Operator

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Probably white supremacists.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2021 08:44 AM (VVEnO)

90 84 So apparently the U.S. discovered a Chinese military document that discusses how they've been preparing, since 2015, for a third world war, which they plan to win with biological weapons made from SARS/corona viruses, and details ways in which their labs were manipulating the viruses to make weapons never seen before.

But let's not call it the China virus, or accuse the Chinese of releasing this pestilence on the world, because that would be mean!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 08, 2021 08:42 AM (k4dH2)

Most of the jumps (animal to human) show the virus goes through up to 16 stages. China Flu has no jumps.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 08:44 AM (yrol0)

91 https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/breaking doj publishes proposed ghost gun rules outlawing 80 lowers modernizing receiver definition

Of course hardly anyone has been killed by one.

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 08:44 AM (Cxk7w)

92 WA state received over 100% of normal rain and snow during the winter. We're in a drought.
Gerbil Worming for the win, or something.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at May 08, 2021 08:45 AM (iCCho)

93
Saddest thing is that a true outsider could (like my President Trump) be a much needed breath of fresh air...
or a fetid wind from the depths of the establishment swamp!
And all the campaign stuff is just very obvious BS!

Enjoy the day!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 08, 2021 08:25 AM (hOUT3)

Heard Pete Snyder on Breitbart Thursday or Friday. Seemed pretty solid.

Posted by: Tofer732 at May 08, 2021 08:45 AM (ovKmh)

94 Feeling okay.
Posted by: KT at May 08, 2021 08:44 AM (wZWNF)

Good to hear. Prayers up!

Posted by: Catherine at May 08, 2021 08:45 AM (41zFX)

95 KT what happened??

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 08, 2021 08:45 AM (nxdel)

96 Posted by: KT at May 08, 2021 08:44 AM (wZWNF)

Why are you in the hospital?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2021 08:46 AM (k39e/)

97 81 jwest well almost there. Good luck to you

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 08:46 AM (Cxk7w)

98 Feeling okay.
Posted by: KT at May 08, 2021 08:44 AM (wZWNF)

Good to hear. Prayers up!
Posted by: Catherine

Seconded !

And get well soon !

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 08:47 AM (arJlL)

99 KT just heard this morning, praying your OK .

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 08:47 AM (Cxk7w)

100 Josh Kraushaar
@HotlineJosh
Quite the interview with Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm w @jaketapper on CNN - she seemed to suggest that gas prices were high and rising because the virus isn' t yet fully under control.
3:32 PM · May 7, 2021

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That's science!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2021 08:48 AM (VVEnO)

101 The (over)reaction by the experts to the virus is telling. Telling as in, they suspected this virus was man made.

Posted by: Tofer732 at May 08, 2021 08:48 AM (ovKmh)

102 Most of the jumps (animal to human) show the virus goes through up to 16 stages. China Flu has no jumps.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 08:44 AM (yrol0)


Robert Barnes and others have been banging away at this. Remember how the chink bought and paid for enemedia lost their shit every time Drumpf tied it to Chyna, which only made him double down. But MEAN TWEETS!!!

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 08, 2021 08:49 AM (y7DUB)

103 Skip...that's pot #2...so regular people don't die!!

Posted by: qmark at May 08, 2021 08:49 AM (emnp2)

104 Thank you, MisHum for granting permission to lurk.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 08, 2021 08:50 AM (cSyAR)

105 101 The (over)reaction by the experts to the virus is telling. Telling as in, they suspected this virus was man made.
Posted by: Tofer732 at May 08, 2021 08:48 AM (ovKmh)

True. Although China's original reaction was also telling, except they might do that anyway if a day ends in Y.

Posted by: Nova local at May 08, 2021 08:51 AM (b1h2x)

106 Morning all...this is too funny

@JesseKellyDC

I love her so much. She's seriously the best. Not a single redeemable quality and yet she's risen to the highest positions of power AND maintained those positions. Just a horrible person. She's the best.

@nypost 38m

Pelosi shares photo of wrong black player in botched attempt to honor Willie Mays

https://trib.al/v6ywWCo

Posted by: Tami at May 08, 2021 08:52 AM (cF8AT)

107 Thanks Skip. Tests today. Feeling okay.

Posted by: KT at May 08, 2021 08:52 AM (wZWNF)

108 the last time HBO meant something to me was The Sopranos. There was a show long ago called "The Park is Mine" by Tommy Lee Jones. Not sure why I remembered that one one but it was early on when HBO started doing their own stuff.

In the end it was the same old saw, Vietnam veterans could not fit in. Shit, why would they want to fit in to that society? If they saw what we had today they would have likely gone to the ohther side,. If I think of a Vietnam Veteran from the 70s,. looking at our country today, to be honest, I would feel sorry for him. I feel sorry for us too.

Posted by: quint at May 08, 2021 08:53 AM (aqif7)

109 global warming was hiding in the depths of the oceans.

-
Old and busted: Where's Waldo?

New and shiny: Where's Climate Change?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2021 08:53 AM (VVEnO)

110 88 Good morning. Finally got in a hospital room a little before midnight after a few hours of shuffling. Phone only works by the window, with a lovely rooftop view if ventilation pipes and big equipment

Sorry about missing my posts today

Feeling okay.
Posted by: KT at May 08, 2021 08:44 AM (wZWNF)

YAY!

Posted by: m at May 08, 2021 08:53 AM (SJbY/)

111 Mama told me not to come

Posted by: kactus at May 08, 2021 08:54 AM (2B+li)

112 Pelosi shares photo of wrong black player in botched attempt to honor Willie Mays

****

At her age it is probably difficult to recall all of the different willies you have known, much less distinguish among them.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2021 08:57 AM (Fc5rx)

113 At her age it is probably difficult to recall all of the different willies you have known, much less distinguish among them.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2021 08:57 AM (Fc5rx)
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Ha!

Posted by: Weasel at May 08, 2021 08:58 AM (MVjcR)

114 CNN - she seemed to suggest that gas prices were high and rising because the virus isn' t yet fully under control.
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It's going to be wildly entertaining to watch the MFM obfuscate, deny and lie about hyperinflation. It's already bloomed in commodities, it's just a matter of time before it hits the consumer level.
They'll figure out a way to blame Trump.
Watch.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 08, 2021 08:58 AM (7Fj9P)

115 Best wishes for your health KT!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2021 08:58 AM (Fc5rx)

116 best wishes, KT.

Posted by: vivi at May 08, 2021 08:59 AM (USW1s)

117 Josh Kraushaar
@HotlineJosh
Quite the interview with Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm w @jaketapper on CNN - she seemed to suggest that gas prices were high and rising because the virus isn' t yet fully under control.



The Best and Brightest, folks!! I feel better!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 08, 2021 08:59 AM (5WHte)

118 updates on the rocket:

https://twitter.com/planet4589/status/1391017520560320516

Posted by: m at May 08, 2021 09:00 AM (SJbY/)

119 Good morning, MisHum, good morning, Horde,

Just fed the deer. Coffee just finished brewing.

And it's a feast day of St. Michael the Archangel - he showed up at Monte Gargano, Italy, in 492 A.D.

Promising start to the day.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 08, 2021 09:00 AM (DxOnJ)

120 Pelosi knows she is untouchable. She can say or do whatever the hell she wants and our Cultural High Priests will praise her.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 08, 2021 09:01 AM (5WHte)

121 117 Josh Kraushaar
@HotlineJosh
Quite the interview with Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm w @jaketapper on CNN - she seemed to suggest that gas prices were high and rising because the virus isn' t yet fully under control.

The Best and Brightest, folks!! I feel better!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 08, 2021 08:59 AM (5WHte)

Reduced supply
Expensive unsafe shipping
and
Summer Fuel Blends

HAVE ZERO TO DO WITH COST INCREASES!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 09:02 AM (yrol0)

122 updates on the rocket:

https://twitter.com/planet4589/status/1391017520560320516
Posted by: m at May 08, 2021 09:00 AM (SJbY/)


I love Kerbal Space Program so much.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 08, 2021 09:03 AM (t+qrx)

123 Good morning to all you birthing people out there.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 08, 2021 09:03 AM (jvt6t)

124 Cyberattack on pipeline from Houston to NJ shuts major fuel line down.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2021 09:03 AM (NpAcC)

125 Quite the interview with Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm w @jaketapper on CNN - she seemed to suggest that gas prices were high and rising because the virus isn' t yet fully under control.
3:32 PM May 7, 2021

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That's science!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2021 08:48 AM (VVEnO)


Miss Bardahl's brains must have been lodged in that wart or mole she had removed because she's been significantly dumber since then.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 08, 2021 09:03 AM (y7DUB)

126 PSA:
Anyone interested in a CenTex moron lunch on Friday, May 28 in the SW Austin area, please email me in my nic. Family is welcome as are like minded friends. Since this is a public venue, pants ARE required., sorry.

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 08, 2021 09:03 AM (UUBmN)

127 because Science !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 08, 2021 09:03 AM (ErSvT)

128 Pelosi shares photo of wrong black player in botched attempt to honor Willie Mays


They all look the same.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 08, 2021 09:03 AM (89T5c)

129 Robert Barnes and others have been banging away at this. Remember how the chink bought and paid for enemedia lost their shit every time Drumpf tied it to Chyna, which only made him double down. But MEAN TWEETS!!!
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Yep, and the most infuriating thing is that that idiot Fauci was funding the ChiComs' research on these bio-weapons that they planned to use on us with our own damn money.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 08, 2021 09:04 AM (k4dH2)

130 Hooray, hooray!

The 8th of May!

It's outdoor intercourse day!!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2021 09:04 AM (U2p+3)

131 Posted by: KT at May 08, 2021 08:44 AM (wZWNF)

prayers up KT, Always.

Posted by: quint at May 08, 2021 09:05 AM (aqif7)

132 Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 08, 2021 09:03 AM (UUBmN)

My company is showing signs of life, so it may be iffy, but still trying to attend.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 08, 2021 09:05 AM (jvt6t)

133 Seeing that ridiculous photo of the Bidens with Jimmy and Rosalyn reminds me of my old adage:


I honestly don't understand that photo. It makes the Bidens look ridiculous. Why would someone as thinskinned and vain as fungus brain allow himself to look ridiculous?

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 08, 2021 09:06 AM (cSyAR)

134 It's outdoor intercourse day!!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2021 09:04 AM (U2p+3)

Newsletter?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 08, 2021 09:06 AM (jvt6t)

135 124 Cyberattack on pipeline from Houston to NJ shuts major fuel line down.
Posted by: redridinghood



That's unpossible! I was assured by our betters that the Adults are in charge and Help was on the way. Wut happened and how it is Drumpfs fault? Moar Infrastructure Gagillions will fix this!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 08, 2021 09:06 AM (5WHte)

136 Thanks for the good wishes.

Posted by: KT at May 08, 2021 09:06 AM (wZWNF)

137 107 Thanks Skip. Tests today. Feeling okay.
Posted by: KT at May 08, 2021 08:52 AM (wZWNF)

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A prayer for complete and speedy recovery

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2021 09:07 AM (EZebt)

138 Get well soon, KT!

Posted by: Weasel at May 08, 2021 09:07 AM (MVjcR)

139 I honestly don't understand that photo. It makes the Bidens look ridiculous. Why would someone as thinskinned and vain as fungus brain allow himself to look ridiculous?
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 08, 2021 09:06 AM (cSyAR)

If this is the best photoshop they could do, it makes you wonder how stupid they really are.

Top.Men.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 08, 2021 09:07 AM (jvt6t)

140 Sending prayers KT! Keep us updated.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2021 09:08 AM (NpAcC)

141 I've been seeing references to birthday person. Is that the politically correct way to say mother?

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 08, 2021 09:09 AM (cSyAR)

142 KT, get well soon and don't be chasing the nurses around....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 08, 2021 09:09 AM (jvt6t)

143 Greetings caffeinated fappers. We'll only have half our ration of fresh hell this weekend. The hell-makers are tiring.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 08, 2021 09:09 AM (HaL55)

144 A prayer for complete and speedy recovery

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2021 09:07 AM (EZebt)

prayers up. If I can do more KT,let me know.

Posted by: quint at May 08, 2021 09:09 AM (aqif7)

145 Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 08, 2021 09:09 AM (cSyAR)

Yes. The latest update to the NewSpeak dictionary: Birthing Person

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 08, 2021 09:10 AM (jvt6t)

146 124 Cyberattack on pipeline from Houston to NJ shuts major fuel line down.
Posted by: redridinghood

From the Dept. of Energy

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 08, 2021 09:10 AM (89T5c)

147 Yep, and the most infuriating thing is that that idiot Fauci was funding the ChiComs' research on these bio-weapons that they planned to use on us with our own damn money.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 08, 2021 09:04 AM (k4dH2)


Fauci the genius used to warn that mothers could give their children AIDS. He's Exhibit A of there being no accountability in the Public Health Derp State.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 08, 2021 09:11 AM (y7DUB)

148 KT's in the hospital? Get well soon!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 08, 2021 09:11 AM (HaL55)

149 Groceries aren't going to buy themselves. I guess I'll do it. See you later, horde!

Posted by: April at May 08, 2021 09:12 AM (OX9vb)

150 "updates on the rocket:"


one path "in the zone" goes right over DC. Could this be the SMOD we've been praying for? (if it hits the 9th floor of the Hoover building, that might send a message, but I'd settle for a few other choice terrorist locations)

Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2021 09:12 AM (Cus5s)

151 145 Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 08, 2021 09:09 AM (cSyAR)

Yes. The latest update to the NewSpeak dictionary: Birthing Person
Posted by: Jak Sucio



It's a Brave New World. If I remember correctly, in Huxley's Dystopia, the words 'Mother' was a joke while 'Father' was an insult.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 08, 2021 09:12 AM (5WHte)

152 Yes. The latest update to the NewSpeak dictionary: Birthing Person
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 08, 2021 09:10 AM (jvt6t)

Rep Bush had a great point then got stupid. Medicaid kills black pregnant and brithing people about 4x that of middle class white women. But then got STUPID.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 09:12 AM (yrol0)

153 149 Groceries aren't going to buy themselves.
Posted by: April at May 08, 2021 09:12 AM (OX9vb)

sad

Posted by: m at May 08, 2021 09:13 AM (SJbY/)

154 Fauci is a buffah. Lottsa buffahs in da government.

Posted by: Cicci at May 08, 2021 09:13 AM (pnSY9)

155 146 124 Cyberattack on pipeline from Houston to NJ shuts major fuel line down.
Posted by: redridinghood
From the Dept. of Energy
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 08, 2021 09:10 AM (89T5c)

Now, see, this actual infrastructure we should be updating and hardening against attacks like this, but no. Instead Infrastructure is daycare or some crazy thing.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 08, 2021 09:13 AM (jvt6t)

156 D.C. is a target? I'm about 5 miles south, so guess I'm all good!

Posted by: Weasel at May 08, 2021 09:14 AM (MVjcR)

157 It's a Brave New World. If I remember correctly, in Huxley's Dystopia, the words 'Mother' was a joke while 'Father' was an insult.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 08, 2021 09:12 AM (5WHte)

The gal that got pregnant visiting the reservation did not come back to civilization because of shame!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 09:14 AM (yrol0)

158 For all of Barky's news releases they never stooped as low as Sundowner's Carters.
They know no matter how over the top they go no one will ever call them on the idiocy

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 09:14 AM (Cxk7w)

159 This might put the brakes on some employers mandating vaccines....

OSHA Imposes New Guidance For Employer-Required COVID-19 Vaccines

Contractors criticize mandate to classify adverse reactions as recordable safety incidents

https://tinyurl.com/ygyh7fvl

Posted by: Tami at May 08, 2021 09:14 AM (cF8AT)

160 Now, everybody must talk like fag' diplomat. Even gays don't like shit that is too gay.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 08, 2021 09:15 AM (o89XP)

161 154 Fauci is a buffah. Lottsa buffahs in da government.
Posted by: Cicci at May 08, 2021 09:13 AM (pnSY9)

I read that as fluffer....either one works.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 08, 2021 09:15 AM (jvt6t)

162 156 D.C. is a target? I'm about 5 miles south, so guess I'm all good!
Posted by: Weasel



I'm across the Potomac from DC, at work. Oh well. Farewell all! It's been a good run.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 08, 2021 09:16 AM (5WHte)

163 Mama told me not to come

And yet, here you are. And so am I. *sigh* Wouldn't Mom be disappointed in us? Again.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 08, 2021 09:16 AM (qc+VF)

164 I don't suppose in Puddin's infrastructure genius plans there are any provisions for green lighting any new domestic refineries, the supply of which has been too damn low unless the Golden Scalpweasel changed that.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 08, 2021 09:17 AM (y7DUB)

165 I'm across the Potomac from DC, at work. Oh well. Farewell all! It's been a good run.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 08, 2021 09:16 AM (5WHte)

Is there a bar nearby?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 08, 2021 09:17 AM (jvt6t)

166 The biden administration is blaming rising gas prices on the virus. Is there anything covid can't do?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 08, 2021 09:17 AM (JUOKG)

167 I love Kerbal Space Program so much.

Checked that out. One of the orbits brings it right over stately Casa Backwardio.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 08, 2021 09:17 AM (HaL55)

168 So if I get beaned by Chinese space shit, am I allowed to blame China?

Posted by: Weasel at May 08, 2021 09:18 AM (MVjcR)

169 158 For all of Barky's news releases they never stooped as low as Sundowner's Carters.
They know no matter how over the top they go no one will ever call them on the idiocy
Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 09:14 AM (Cxk7w)

Obama was forever being photographed looking at things. In that way everything became about him.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 08, 2021 09:18 AM (cSyAR)

170 the smartest virus ever

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 08, 2021 09:18 AM (o89XP)

171 168 So if I get beaned by Chinese space shit, am I allowed to blame China?
Posted by: Weasel at May 08, 2021 09:18 AM (MVjcR)

No. That would be rayciss. My God man, don't you realize it's Pacific Asian Heritage month??

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 08, 2021 09:19 AM (jvt6t)

172 Truer words never spoken, MisHum.

I dutifully drank a big glass of water, but made sloppy love to four cups of coffee (so far).

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 08, 2021 09:21 AM (Dc2NZ)

173 Good morning, Hordelings! Piping hot coffee is nice on a rainy and chilly Saturday morning.

Captain Hate -- how's your supply holding up? Not sure if you saw my comment a couple weeks ago, but I had my own special Kensington blend made. Really just a mix of 2 of his existing varieties. It's a keeper!

Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2021 09:21 AM (mZUr4)

174 Anyone interested in a CenTex moron lunch on Friday, May 28 in the SW Austin area, please email me in my nic. Family is welcome as are like minded friends. Since this is a public venue, pants ARE required., sorry.

Well, I wasn't going to be able to make it for other reasons, but this gives me a convenient excuse. Thanks for doing it though. Hope y'all have a good turnout and good fun.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 08, 2021 09:21 AM (qc+VF)

175 Going to a MicroMiniMichiMoMee today.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 08, 2021 09:22 AM (Dc2NZ)

176 Dear China,
I am very sorry I was in the was in the way of your crashing space shit.
xxxooo,
Weasel

Posted by: Weasel at May 08, 2021 09:22 AM (MVjcR)

177 Jak,
I'll start sending group emails about a week before to all responders to nail down numbers and other details...

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 08, 2021 09:22 AM (UUBmN)

178 @150
It could make a direct strike on the capital, The Democrats will cry out for infrastructure spending and the GOP will cry out for a 200pct increase in H1Bs.
Or alternatively..
Everything is broken and soon to be some random shit somewhere in North America thanks to the No Fucks to Give Chinese and their meat puppet enablers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2021 09:22 AM (IZ4ib)

179 to balance out for the falling rocket,grab an Asian babe and and check out mish.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 08, 2021 09:23 AM (o89XP)

180 On to my 2nd pot...

By the way, I use water in my coffee, so it counts towards my glasses-per-day!

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2021 09:23 AM (KfC1e)

181 Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 08, 2021 09:22 AM (UUBmN)

Thank you ma'am!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 08, 2021 09:24 AM (jvt6t)

182 This is like waiting for Skylab to fall. Deja vu all over again.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 08, 2021 09:25 AM (HaL55)

183 Doof,

I just ordered a pound of Lulu's Morning Joy. Since ordering from Kensington it's the first time I've enjoyed coffee with no sugar. I feel all growed up.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 08, 2021 09:25 AM (y7DUB)

184 Norwegian Cruise Lines threatens to skip Florida after DeSantis says no to vaccination 'passports'

Sure, that'll help business. "Now stopping in tropical South Carolina!"

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2021 09:25 AM (KfC1e)

185 Sorry you aren't able to make it oddbob.

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 08, 2021 09:25 AM (UUBmN)

186 where is the rocket going and where are our carriers?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 08, 2021 09:26 AM (o89XP)

187 "So if I get beaned by Chinese space shit, am I allowed to blame China?"


no, since they steal their tech from US, it will be blamed on US tech. Joe says China is our friend. (they probably stole the virus tech from us as well, with help from Fauci)

Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2021 09:27 AM (Cus5s)

188 Jonathan McDowell
@planet4589
12m
New
@aerospacecorp
reentry prediction: 8 May 2322 UTC to 9 May 0722 UTC

Posted by: m at May 08, 2021 09:27 AM (SJbY/)

189 >>>Cyberattack on pipeline from Houston to NJ shuts major fuel line down.<<<
Fear not, me hearties! Solar powered charging stations from Texas to Jersey will soon mollify your anxieties! The comfort of an EV is within your grasp.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 08, 2021 09:27 AM (2goRJ)

190 Maybe I'm feeling too optimistic this morning, but I get the sense that Americans of all stripes are slowly waking up to the fact that the junta is being run by idiots. Ideologues they can tolerate, but stupidity is a different matter.

Between Wokeness, incompetence, and the shambling wreck that they selected, it's all starting to dawn on them.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 08, 2021 09:27 AM (jvt6t)

191 Going to a MicroMiniMichiMoMee today.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at

betcha can't say that real fast fifty thousand times !

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 09:27 AM (arJlL)

192 Sure, that'll help business. "Now stopping in tropical South Carolina!"

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2021 09:25 AM (KfC1e)

Hey, they got palm (palmetto) trees...tropical!

Posted by: BignJames at May 08, 2021 09:28 AM (AwYPR)

193 "Don't be chasing the nurses around"

Last night the nurse was a guy you might be scared to meet on the street. Always came in with an escort.

Posted by: KT at May 08, 2021 09:29 AM (wZWNF)

194 Norwegian Cruise Lines threatens to skip Florida after DeSantis says no to vaccination 'passports'

DeSantis should add a specific "idle threat" surcharge to those knobs.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 08, 2021 09:29 AM (y7DUB)

195 From the sidebar:

Chamber of Commerce calls for ending $300 federal unemployment benefit after disappointing jobs report
Gee bitches...it seems like you want it both ways: you got rid of Trump but now you want his policies? [CBD]

COC can pound sand. Play donkey games, win donkey prizes.

Posted by: CppThis at May 08, 2021 09:29 AM (zcf1k)

196 Captain Hate -- Haven't tried the LuLu blend. I like the dark roast stuff. Bon Bon and Miss Marcy.

I will say that the person the LuLu blend is named after is one of my favorite people ever!

Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2021 09:30 AM (mZUr4)

197 156 D.C. is a target? I'm about 5 miles south, so guess I'm all good!
Posted by: Weasel at May 08, 2021 09:14 AM (MVjcR)
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Can't you vaporize it with your tractor-mounted laser cannon?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 08, 2021 09:32 AM (Dc2NZ)

198 Norwegian Cruise Lines threatens to skip Florida after DeSantis says no to vaccination 'passports'



Sure, that'll help business. "Now stopping in tropical South Carolina!"

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2021 09:25 AM

I guess they are going to stop coming to Texas too. abbott signed a no vaccine passport last month.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 08, 2021 09:32 AM (JUOKG)

199 I guess they are going to stop coming to Texas too. abbott signed a no vaccine passport last month.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 08, 2021 09:32 AM (JUOKG)

It's time to break out The Crimson Permanent Assurance.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 08, 2021 09:34 AM (jvt6t)

200 200

Posted by: m at May 08, 2021 09:34 AM (SJbY/)

201 Last night the nurse was a guy you might be scared to meet on the street. Always came in with an escort.
Posted by: KT at May 08, 2021 09:29 AM (wZWNF)


I am glad to see the Federal Bonding Program for felons is alive and well !

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2021 09:35 AM (V13WU)

202 Posted by: m at May 08, 2021 09:34
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Nailed it, again!

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 08, 2021 09:35 AM (ju2Fy)

203 200 200
Posted by: m

You win a free dance with KT ! (Expires today)

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 09:35 AM (arJlL)

204 Had dental implant Wednesday and still in no hot beverage zone.

This is not helping.

Posted by: blaster at May 08, 2021 09:36 AM (ZfRYq)

205 DeSantis seems like a smart guy so hopefully he understands that his state's position as a bastion of liberty with an immense and quickly growing line of people waiting to get in is far, far stronger than a struggling cruise ship company's position.

Posted by: CppThis at May 08, 2021 09:36 AM (zcf1k)

206 Powerline Week in Pictures: Wide-Angle Edition -

https://tinyurl.com/3vdjunwb

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 08, 2021 09:36 AM (Dc2NZ)

207 According to this site the CZ-5B Chinese booster rocket might end up in the drink... South Pacific Ocean on or about 2AM UTC tomorrow morning.

https://www.zarya.info/Diaries/Launches/Decays.php




Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2021 09:36 AM (3H9h1)

208 Department of Treasury has mail for me today. Probably a stimulus check ... so I can buy more China junk from Amazon or WalMart. Just print it and make everyone rich ... why did we never think of this before? (we did, but it was only for the hedge funds and special people)

Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2021 09:37 AM (Cus5s)

209 Norwegian Cruise Lines threatens to skip Florida after DeSantis says no to vaccination 'passports'


===

No Floridian bananas for you !

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2021 09:37 AM (V13WU)

210 By the way, I use water in my coffee, so it counts towards my glasses-per-day!

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2021 09:23 AM (KfC1e)

so much of that is bs. if you ever look at the famous docs that talk about what you should eat, they are normally chiropractors or some such. It is amazing what doctors can do, but at the same time a bit scary that they know dick about nutrition and how to eat. In the end, you have to go your own way. if nothing else this is above all philosophies a results based mechanism.
I think most "doctors" now agree that tea, coffee, milk and soda can hydrate a person. Hell, they now admit most people get their water from vegetables and other foods. Milk is more hydrating that even water. But many hate milk because they were raised to hate.

Posted by: quint at May 08, 2021 09:37 AM (aqif7)

211 Soon, ill reincarnate and I'm gonna come back here and kick your ass Mr Junta Nobody likes you. Especially your families.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 08, 2021 09:37 AM (o89XP)

212 KT I hope you have let them know your a famous CoB and need to treat you as such.



No wait, they should know that already from the first minute.

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 09:37 AM (Cxk7w)

213
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 08, 2021 09:32 AM (Dc2NZ)
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It's going to present a difficult firing solution, that's for sure!

Posted by: Weasel at May 08, 2021 09:38 AM (MVjcR)

214 Ahoy!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 08, 2021 09:39 AM (UHVv4)

215 We control where CZ-5B Chinese booster rocket fall!


We get you now, Orange Man!

Posted by: CCP at May 08, 2021 09:39 AM (pnSY9)

216 I will say that the person the LuLu blend is named after is one of my favorite people ever!
Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2021 09:30 AM (mZUr4)


One really smart thing they do is include a 2 ounce sample of another blend with every order. Lulu's Morning Joy was particularly good.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 08, 2021 09:39 AM (y7DUB)

217 {{{KT}}}

Get out of there soon.

Posted by: creeper at May 08, 2021 09:40 AM (XxJt1)

218 Today is V-E day. When Nazi Germany unconditionally surrendered to the allies.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2021 09:41 AM (V13WU)

219 Gov gave mean free electronic tattoo. It says ,

do not use after 09/24/2037

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 08, 2021 09:41 AM (o89XP)

220 WHO fast-tracks okaying Chinese vaccine. I hope India says, "No, thanks," if it's meant for them.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 08, 2021 09:41 AM (UHVv4)

221 217 {{{KT}}}

Get out of there soon.
Posted by: creeper at May 08, 2021 09:40 AM (XxJt1)
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KT is breaking out? Ought to talk to bluebell for pointers.

Posted by: Weasel at May 08, 2021 09:41 AM (MVjcR)

222 175 Going to a MicroMiniMichiMoMee today.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 08, 2021 09:22 AM (Dc2NZ)

So, spending the afternoon in a park all by yourself?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 08, 2021 09:42 AM (mdjgu)

223 MSM Headline:

Marooned at Mar-a-Lago, Trump still has Iron Grip on Republicans....

With a pic of Liz-Ard Cheney.....at least she has a mask on.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 08, 2021 09:42 AM (jvt6t)

224 Good morning, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 08, 2021 09:42 AM (TdMsT)

225 Victory in the Pacific will come later.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2021 09:43 AM (V13WU)

226 Norwegian Cruise Lines is an empty threat. They need port infrastructure to service the ships and those are in Port Canaveral (for NCL), Miami, and Tampa.

It isn't an excursion stop you are skipping, its your home port.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 08, 2021 09:43 AM (5p7BC)

227 @aerospacecorp
reentry prediction: 8 May 2322 UTC to 9 May 0722 UTC


Thanks. An eight-hour window for an object orbiting the Earth every 90 minutes really helps!

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2021 09:43 AM (z36Kd)

228 Chinese rocket booster falls to Earth... nobody knows when or where.

Chinese virus hits Earth... everybody knows exactly how to combat it.

Things that make you go wut.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2021 09:44 AM (3H9h1)

229 {{{KT}}}

Get out of there soon.
Posted by: creeper

That reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George is in the hospital and Kramer tells him "George ! We gotta get you out of here right Now ! They'll KILL you in here !"

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 09:44 AM (arJlL)

230 206 Powerline Week in Pictures: Wide-Angle Edition -

https://tinyurl.com/3vdjunwb
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 08, 2021 09:36 AM (Dc2NZ)


My fav was Bean Jovi....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 08, 2021 09:45 AM (PiwSw)

231 218 Today is V-E day. When Nazi Germany unconditionally surrendered to the allies.
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2021 09:41 AM (V13WU)

Outside of us 29 year olds, I bet it gets very little attention today.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 08, 2021 09:45 AM (jvt6t)

232 Morning Hordemates!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2021 09:45 AM (axyOa)

233 KT - since we are now persons of age, just start walking the hallways with your hospital gown open in the back and muttering something about 'burning the place down'.

You'll be sprung in no time!!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 08, 2021 09:46 AM (Rvt88)

234 Norwegian Cruise Lines is an empty threat. They need port infrastructure to service the ships and those are in Port Canaveral (for NCL), Miami, and Tampa.

It isn't an excursion stop you are skipping, its your home port.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 08, 2021 09:43 AM (5p7BC)

yeah, where will they get comparable infrastructure that allows them to change over everything in 2-3 hours ? There is TX and LA. Then further north NY/NJ and Boston. Have fun Norwegian.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2021 09:46 AM (V13WU)

235 Hey, Weasel. Have you ever included videos from 'Backyard Ballistics' on the gun thread? I caught one of his videos talking about the Kentucky Ballistics .50 cal failure, and it was fascinating. The guy is an Italian... sounds like forensic gun investigator/smith? Practical applications of engineering/chemistry have always almost been like crack to me and his format is pretty good.

He has a slightly odd view on what constitutes sane gun restrictions, but he is way behind enemy lines.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2021 09:46 AM (lmikk)

236 MSM Headline:

Marooned at Mar-a-Lago, Trump still has Iron Grip on Republicans....

With a pic of Liz-Ard Cheney.....at least she has a mask on.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 08, 2021 09:42 AM (jvt6t)


Marooned - left in a place from which there's no escape.

Moar wishcasting from those illiterates.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 08, 2021 09:46 AM (y7DUB)

237 Hooray, hooray!

The 8th of May!

It's outdoor intercourse day!!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Mrs. Sock and I enthusiastically celebrated the 8th early on in our relationship. If I mention it today I'm going to get an " enjoy yourself baby, let me know how it was" from her.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * acolyte second class, Branch Trumpian at May 08, 2021 09:47 AM (Re2FU)

238 This Bat Flu's for you!

Bud pimping vaccinations.
https://twitter.com/CanAditude/status/
1390755394964922375

Posted by: andycanuck at May 08, 2021 09:47 AM (UHVv4)

239 If this is the best photoshop they could do, it makes you wonder how stupid they really are.

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How deep is down?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2021 09:48 AM (VVEnO)

240 #238 There is acute a cute puppy in the ad at least.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 08, 2021 09:48 AM (UHVv4)

241 Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2021 09:46 AM (lmikk)
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I have not! I'm getting ready to write the thread for tomorrow so I'll check it out. Thanks for the suggestion.

Posted by: Weasel at May 08, 2021 09:48 AM (MVjcR)

242 I write for Hallmark.

Every year, we kill you all over again,

Happy death day Germany

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 08, 2021 09:48 AM (o89XP)

243 Small break before my next patient

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 08, 2021 09:49 AM (GPwVZ)

244 Powerline Week in Pictures: Wide-Angle Edition -
https://tinyurl.com/3vdjunwb
Posted by: All Hail Eris


Thanks. These are hilarious and always worth looking at on Saturdays.

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2021 09:49 AM (lIIT7)

245 Today is V-E day. When Nazi Germany unconditionally surrendered to the allies.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2021 09:41 AM (V13WU)



Outside of us 29 year olds, I bet it gets very little attention today.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 08, 2021 09:45 AM

There is a small town in Connecticut that still has a VJ Day Parade. Jewett City IIRC, they were still doing it when we moved away from the State 8 years ago.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 08, 2021 09:49 AM (JUOKG)

246 KT - since we are now persons of age, just start walking the hallways with your hospital gown open in the back and muttering something about 'burning the place down'.

You'll be sprung in no time!!
Posted by: Tonypete

With a one-way ticket to the Banana Plantation !

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 09:50 AM (arJlL)

247 Good morning. Mixed rain and snow here. 32 degrees. Good day to stay inside and drink coffee. I will go fetch me a cup.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2021 09:51 AM (hmEiE)

248 Ladyl!!! Are you home yet?

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 08, 2021 09:51 AM (nxdel)

249 It's outdoor intercourse day!!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched

any outdoor lingerie?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 08, 2021 09:51 AM (o89XP)

250 Today is V-E day. When Nazi Germany unconditionally surrendered to the allies.

Been reading a lot lately about how we integrated armor into our infantry formations. And how McNair fought like Hell to block the Pershing.

Posted by: Like A Rock at May 08, 2021 09:51 AM (9ls8w)

251 Small break before my next patient
Posted by: Nevergiveup

(hears the chugging noise that Curly makes when he drinks !)

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 09:51 AM (arJlL)

252 @aerospacecorp
reentry prediction: 8 May 2322 UTC to 9 May 0722 UTC

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Roulette wheel prediction: red or black, even or odd.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2021 09:52 AM (VVEnO)

253 "I'd tell a Covid joke, but there's a 99.696% chance you won't get it.

Oh, that is good!

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2021 09:52 AM (/2aWP)

254 So, spending the afternoon in a park all by yourself?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 08, 2021 09:42 AM (mdjgu)

I contain multitudes.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 08, 2021 09:53 AM (Dc2NZ)

255 For some reason there's an Aussie local news story about a 17-year-old being fatally stabbed at a junior basketball game being reported by news chyron here. [R.I.P. by the way.]

Posted by: andycanuck at May 08, 2021 09:53 AM (UHVv4)

256 For those Morons living in the South or the East Coast, you might want to run out and top off your gas tanks, all of them. The pipeline that supplies 45% of the fuel for the East cost got cyberattacked Friday and is shut down.

Link goes to Reuters article:

https://is.gd/bUgk7W

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 08, 2021 09:53 AM (PiwSw)

257 Have fun, stay safe and tell the other person we said hiya, Eris !

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 09:54 AM (arJlL)

258 Whelp, as I mentioned, time to go slave over the keyboard and make the magic of the Gun Thread happen. Later, taters.

Posted by: Weasel at May 08, 2021 09:54 AM (MVjcR)

259 Later, Weasel !

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 09:55 AM (arJlL)

260 Butbutbut doesn't Germany (BMW) privately own Mini Cooper, Land Rover, etc?

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at May 08, 2021 09:55 AM (IMK3M)

261 Except Covid jokes almost never kill it.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 08, 2021 09:55 AM (UHVv4)

262 Ok. I just ordered some Kensington coffee.
Better be good.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2021 09:55 AM (U2p+3)

263 There is a small town in Connecticut that still has a VJ Day Parade

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It's cool as long as they remember that not only women can have VJs.

Posted by: Wokester Crybaby # 127395 at May 08, 2021 09:56 AM (fLVm1)

264 248 Ladyl!!! Are you home yet?
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 08, 2021 09:51 AM (nxdel)


{{{Jewells}}}

Just got home this morning! Holy cow.

How are you, dear?

Posted by: Ladyl at May 08, 2021 09:56 AM (TdMsT)

265 Hooray, hooray!

The 8th of May!

It's outdoor intercourse day!!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched


A shout heard frequently across the Palouse!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2021 09:57 AM (axyOa)

266 It was a boy murdered, by the way. (I just re-read the chyron through my 'morning eyes'.)

Posted by: andycanuck at May 08, 2021 09:57 AM (UHVv4)

267 {{{Nurse}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at May 08, 2021 09:57 AM (TdMsT)

268 if you just got to burn something down, burn a bad TVvvvv station down. Better yet paint the station, computers, cameras.

We don't won't to endanger firemen.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 08, 2021 09:57 AM (o89XP)

269 On the buy-din/Carter photo... if it really is a "wide angle lens" distortion why aren't we seeing people reproducing the effect to prove it???

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 08, 2021 09:58 AM (UUBmN)

270 234Norwegian Cruise Lines is an empty threat. They need port infrastructure to service the ships and those are in Port Canaveral (for NCL), Miami, and Tampa


That Norwegian Cruise Lines CEO is full of bravado threatening Fl and our Governor. The leftists acolytes are running their mouth about the Bahamas ports that NCL can use instead of FL. Such a welcoming and clean and organized place that one, the Bahamas.

Posted by: Floridachick at May 08, 2021 09:59 AM (DnWIB)

271 Good morning, Ladyl!
How was South Carolina?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2021 10:01 AM (U2p+3)

272 Bahamas is a mess.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2021 10:01 AM (V13WU)

273 That Norwegian Cruise Lines CEO is full of bravado
threatening Fl and our Governor. The leftists acolytes are running their
mouth about the Bahamas ports that NCL can use instead of FL. Such a
welcoming and clean and organized place that one, the Bahamas.

Posted by: Floridachick at May 08, 2021 09:59 AM

They can't leave Florida or Texas. That market is literally their biggest money maker in the entire World. It's just an idle threat.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 08, 2021 10:01 AM (JUOKG)

274 Remember kids did a stunt called,

The Chinese Fire Drill. From 50/60s I guess.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 08, 2021 10:01 AM (o89XP)

275 That Norwegian Cruise Lines CEO is full of bravado
threatening Fl and our Governor. The leftists acolytes are running their
mouth about the Bahamas ports that NCL can use instead of FL. Such a
welcoming and clean and organized place that one, the Bahamas.

Posted by: Floridachick at May 08, 2021 09:59 AM (DnWIB)
I remember a line from Just Shoot ME! They asked Finch what Jamaica was like. He said, "it is just like Florida, but everyone speaks English".

Posted by: quint at May 08, 2021 10:02 AM (aqif7)

276 271 Good morning, Ladyl!
How was South Carolina?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2021 10:01 AM (U2p+3)


Amazing! No words!

Miss you, darling!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 08, 2021 10:03 AM (TdMsT)

277 My fav was Bean Jovi....

Mine was Jedi Clampett. And the Phillips Head Screws on a lightsaber long ago and far away.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 08, 2021 10:03 AM (HaL55)

278 Is there nothing Biden can't screw up?

Kellogg's is still working overtime to keep supplies of its most beloved cereals not named cornflakes - Froot Loops, Apple Jacks and Corn Pops - in stock as people continue to consume large quantities of food at home amidst the COVID-19 pandemic.

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A Froot Loops shortage during the Biden/Harris administration? I did not see that coming. Of course, Joe took care of Corn Pop some time ago.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2021 10:03 AM (VVEnO)

279 That Norwegian Cruise Lines CEO is full of bravado threatening Fl and our Governor.

I'm sure he's getting encouragement from DC as well as Corporate America. Its another test case - to see if the new DC / Corporate Axis can further erode States Rights.

Posted by: Like A Rock at May 08, 2021 10:03 AM (9ls8w)

280 There is a chicken shortage coming. We may have to buy poultry from China ...or Russia....

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2021 10:04 AM (V13WU)

281 We're visiting family here in Columbus Ohio on our way home to South Dakota and it looks like ground zero for masks. I now have one but went to the grocery store and completely forgot to put it on. No one said a thing. I went to lunch with hubs sisters yesterday and we were waiting for a table and I finally just took my mask off. My SIL just told me they would tell me to put it back on but again no one said a thing. I walked through the restaurant with no mask. It emboldened both my SILS because they went to the restroom without a mask and were not stopped. They are both sick of it and it might make them see how ridiculous it is. If more people would do this, this mask shot would be done.

Posted by: Megthered at May 08, 2021 10:04 AM (AdxHD)

282 Delightful

Bill Gates-Funded Company Releases Genetically Modified Mosquitoes in US

https://bit.ly/3y77dDQ

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 08, 2021 10:04 AM (yQpMk)

283 A Froot Loops shortage during the Biden/Harris administration? I did not see that coming. Of course, Joe took care of Corn Pop some time ago.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2021 10:03 AM (VVEnO)


How do you make a Froot Loop cordial?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 08, 2021 10:05 AM (PiwSw)

284 43...Want me to bring you anything back?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 08, 2021 08:20 AM (Dvm/n)

My country.

Posted by: Flyover at May 08, 2021 10:06 AM (Rbu5d)

285 For those Morons living in the South or the East Coast, you might want to run out and top off your gas tanks, all of them. The pipeline that supplies 45% of the fuel for the East cost got cyberattacked Friday and is shut down.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 08, 2021 09:53 AM (PiwSw)

Always good to stoke a panic.

Posted by: BignJames at May 08, 2021 10:06 AM (AwYPR)

286 Some funnies, and as was going on in ONT I am convinced it's a photoshop
Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 08:06 AM (Cxk7w)

Heh. LOL at the Bean Jovi.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2021 10:06 AM (gf7xC)

287 Later taters,

Have an excelsior day!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 08, 2021 10:06 AM (Dc2NZ)

288 How do you make a Froot Loop cordial?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 08, 2021 10:05 AM (PiwSw)


Pop 'em with a rolled up newspaper until he settles down.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2021 10:06 AM (axyOa)

289 Woke Loops, mAde from grounded up babies.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 08, 2021 10:07 AM (o89XP)

290 There is a chicken shortage coming. We may have to buy poultry from China ...or Russia....
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2021 10:04 AM (V13WU)

I understand that Chernobyl brand chicken is tasty

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 08, 2021 10:07 AM (GPwVZ)

291 When he later went on to play Uncle Bub on My Three Sons, he was out-assholed by Fred MacMurray, though.

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Wait, what? Fred MacMurray was an a-hole??

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2021 10:07 AM (O+I8R)

292 FL could have her Dept of Health require a norovirus inspection to each cruise ship turn around. That would cost Norwegian about 3 days, each trip

Posted by: Jean at May 08, 2021 10:08 AM (Xih1H)

293 Three separate democrat groups, the Brennan Center for Justice, the Leadership Conference Education Fund, and Protect Democracy have sent letters to the biden DOJ asking them to halt the vote audit in Arizona.


There seems to be a huge number of democrats worried about an audit of one County in Arizona. Nothing is going to change even if massive vote fraud is uncovered.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 08, 2021 10:08 AM (JUOKG)

294 I understand that Chernobyl brand chicken is tasty
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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and you get 4 drumsticks on every chicken instead of the regular 2!

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 08, 2021 10:08 AM (UUBmN)

295 I'm good Ladyl. Getting ready to leave for a shift at Shep's.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 08, 2021 10:08 AM (nxdel)

296 There is a chicken shortage coming. We may have to buy poultry from China ...or Russia....
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2021 10:04 AM (V13WU)

I understand that Chernobyl brand chicken is tasty
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 08, 2021 10:07 AM (GPwVZ)

For romantic dinners you won't need candles.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2021 10:08 AM (axyOa)

297 OUTSIDER

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=akUdBalWDJE

Posted by: RAMONES at May 08, 2021 10:09 AM (GSOOE)

298 Posted by: BignJames at May 08, 2021 10:06 AM (AwYPR)


Not stoking panic. In 2005, in the wake of Katrina, and the supply disruptions that that caused, gas stations in our area were shut down for 2 weeks.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 08, 2021 10:09 AM (PiwSw)

299 >> There is a chicken shortage coming


Grouse. The Chicken of the Woods.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2021 10:09 AM (GSOOE)

300 >>> I understand that Chernobyl brand chicken is tasty

Four wings and seven drumsticks.

Posted by: fluffy at May 08, 2021 10:09 AM (UnQlg)

301 295 I'm good Ladyl. Getting ready to leave for a shift at Shep's.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 08, 2021 10:08 AM (nxdel)


Please give the sweet doggies kisses from Ladyl.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 08, 2021 10:09 AM (TdMsT)

302 Bill Gates-Funded Company Releases Genetically Modified Mosquitoes in US

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Jesus, that nerd is such a nefarious menace.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2021 10:09 AM (O+I8R)

303 >>For romantic dinners you won't need candles.


Might need a toaster, though.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2021 10:10 AM (GSOOE)

304 Not stoking panic. In 2005, in the wake of Katrina, and the supply disruptions that that caused, gas stations in our area were shut down for 2 weeks.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 08, 2021 10:09 AM (PiwSw)


A pipe broke in Arizona about ten years ago I think. One pipe moving fuel from Tucson to Phoenix. In 24 hours gas prices in the west coast went up 70 cents.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2021 10:11 AM (axyOa)

305 Bill Gates-Funded Company Releases Genetically Modified Mosquitoes in US

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A diabolically clever gambit to spread COVID vaccine whether you want it or not?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2021 10:11 AM (fLVm1)

306 Always good to stoke a panic.
Posted by: BignJames at May 08, 2021 10:06 AM (AwYPR)


A return of gas lines of the 70s. That Carter/Puddin connection just keeps on giving...

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 08, 2021 10:11 AM (y7DUB)

307 We need to get a photo from the cutting room floor showing an exposed Burr Tillstrom with his hands in Kukla and Ollie Carter.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 08, 2021 10:12 AM (2goRJ)

308 There is a chicken shortage coming


Grouse. The Chicken of the Woods.
Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2021 10:09 AM (GSOOE)

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Genetically-modified mosquitos: Chicken of the Swamp

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2021 10:12 AM (fLVm1)

309 Posted by: Megthered at May 08, 2021 10:04 AM (AdxHD)

you live in South Dakota, normal America. Consider yourself blessed there. Many live in shit holes that didn't use to be shit holes. I feel bad for them and I understand. It is not always easy to move. We mention it as if it is just a thing, but to many it is an impossibility. It is a shame because the country is so stratified.It is scary how weird it has become. If you are conservative in many areas, you are the Plague. The best you can do is be quiet, even though there are many like you.

I recall spending time in normal America six or seven months ago. They never wore masks as they are not sheep. I really feel badly for the immigrants, they are trying to do the right thing and their so called leaders scared the shit out of them.

Posted by: quint at May 08, 2021 10:12 AM (aqif7)

310 A return of gas lines of the 70s. That Carter/Puddin connection just keeps on giving...

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Gas lines goid.

Pipe lines bad

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2021 10:14 AM (VVEnO)

311 here is a chicken shortage coming





Grouse. The Chicken of the Woods.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2021 10:09 AM (GSOOE)

when a hunter or fisherman comes back from a poor session, they grouse about the grouse and carp about the carp. Ok, I stole that from Frasier.

Posted by: quint at May 08, 2021 10:14 AM (aqif7)

312 There seems to be a huge number of democrats worried about an audit of one County in Arizona. Nothing is going to change even if massive vote fraud is uncovered.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 08, 2021 10:08 AM (JUOKG)

However, it might actually move local lawmakers to get moving on vote integrity (real.) THAT is what they must not allow- which tells you everything you need to know about whether the vote was rigged.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2021 10:14 AM (lmikk)

313 Please give the sweet doggies kisses from Ladyl.

Will do!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 08, 2021 10:14 AM (nxdel)

314 Twitter is defending Jimmy Carter now from Mean Don Trump Jr.

Was any one alive for Carter who works at Twitter?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 08, 2021 10:14 AM (bTQ72)

315 Department of Treasury has mail for me today.

I got mine yesterday. Nothing good. Pure bullshit.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 08, 2021 10:15 AM (xopIz)

316 >>I recall spending time in normal America six or seven months ago. They never wore masks as they are not sheep.


Even in the heartland, you get into a town/city with a University and it is MaskMania.

Honestly, we need to destroy the Universty System in this country. Starve them for grant money. Tax their endowments. Kelo their lands.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2021 10:15 AM (twqGn)

317 114...
It's already bloomed in commodities, it's just a matter of time before it hits the consumer level...
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 08, 2021 08:58 AM (7Fj9P)

Dimensional lumber.
Food.

Posted by: Flyover at May 08, 2021 10:15 AM (Rbu5d)

318 How do you make a Froot Loop cordial?
Offer to milk him!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 08, 2021 10:15 AM (UHVv4)

319 Bill Gates-Funded Company Releases Genetically Modified Mosquitoes in US

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Six more weeks of lockdown and masks?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2021 10:15 AM (VVEnO)

320 There seems to be a huge number of democrats worried about an audit of one County in Arizona. Nothing is going to change even if massive vote fraud is uncovered.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 08, 2021 10:08 AM (JUOKG)


Once the Big Lie is put in place they can't let anything disturb it even if the results stand. That's why Gerbilopoulous was acting like an unhinged rabid rodent to Rand Paul demanding that he state that Drumpf lied about the results. Rand handled him pretty well but I'd have prefered him to tell him to go fuck himself.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 08, 2021 10:16 AM (y7DUB)

321 why is their a Twitter? Grow up people. Why do people think it matters what they say on some obscure app? "If you think it matters, you are wrong.

Posted by: quint at May 08, 2021 10:17 AM (aqif7)

322 How do you make a Froot Loop cordial?

Send them to finishing school.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 08, 2021 10:18 AM (HaL55)

323 Pelosi should have shown a picture of Willie Brown.

That would have been more "topical".

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 08, 2021 10:18 AM (WFMLs)

324
And it's a feast day of St. Michael the Archangel - he showed up at Monte Gargano, Italy, in 492 A.D.

Promising start to the day.
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 08, 2021 09:00 AM (DxOnJ


I've always found it strange that these supernatural beings only show up in the midst of Catholics.

Posted by: Justsayin' at May 08, 2021 10:18 AM (Fs5vw)

325 Has the White House attempted to explain why the Bidens were trying to murder those elderly people by not wearing masks around them?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 08, 2021 08:19 AM

Imagine the pure, white hot rage people must feel -- people who have to visit their elderly relatives from behind glass, who have to watch their parents and grandparents die, who dont even HAVE Covid, from behind glass -- when they see that picture with the Carters. I would become a very bad, purposeful person,if it were me, I think.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 08, 2021 10:18 AM (OssQ4)

326 How do you make a Froot Loop cordial?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 08, 2021 10:15 AM (UHVv4)

Watch a Judy Garland movie.

Posted by: BignJames at May 08, 2021 10:19 AM (AwYPR)

327 CEOs and cult believers will watch their reality dissolve replaced by pain. The reality we all share.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 08, 2021 10:19 AM (o89XP)

328 The way the Chinese flu hysteria took hold of people really amazes me. I think they were thinking The Walking Desd scenario, where we all became zombies. In Ohio they told them millions would die. The government officials should be horsewhipped. But the people should have some critical thinking skills, which I guess they don't have. Now this "vaccine" that they are pushing. They lied about covid, but are telling the truth about the vaccine?

Posted by: Megthered at May 08, 2021 10:19 AM (AdxHD)

329 Riddle me this, Batman.

Genetically modified mosquitoes = good.
Genetically modified grain/corn/beans= death.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2021 10:19 AM (U2p+3)

330 the update I saw narrowed the window to 9:11pm tonight central time (2:11 UTC, 9th), +/- three hours. ...

https://tinyurl.com/vx8cem8s

Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2021 10:19 AM (Cus5s)

331 LM5 tracker: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yshsX0Jzk0Q

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 08, 2021 10:20 AM (AHq56)

332 How do you make a Froot Loop cordial?

Offer to milk him!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 08, 2021 10:15 AM (UHVv4)

There is a place in DC called Dupont Circle. It is a happening place, with great restaurants. It has always been known as a gay area, many gay people live there. The nickname for the place was "The Fruit Loop". I am willing to take it, I brought it up and it is on me. But the reality is everyone called it by that name, I mean, everyone. Funny how times change, now mentioning it is an abomination.

Posted by: quint at May 08, 2021 10:21 AM (aqif7)

333 LM5 re-entry expected in 24 hours, more or less.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 08, 2021 10:21 AM (AHq56)

334 163 Mama told me not to come

And yet, here you are. And so am I. *sigh* Wouldn't Mom be disappointed in us? Again.
Posted by: Oddbob

That's not the way to have fun, son.

Posted by: Flyover at May 08, 2021 10:21 AM (Rbu5d)

335 Happy Days Are Here Again! https://tinyurl.com/2j97cwxf

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 08, 2021 10:21 AM (5o4/c)

336 Riddle me this, Batman.



Genetically modified mosquitoes = good.

Genetically modified grain/corn/beans= death.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2021 10:19 AM

When some nut tells me that they won't eat GMO foods I remind them that humans have been genetically modifying their food supplies for over 5,000 years. We just moved the experiments from the fields to the labs. Sometimes the looks I get are priceless.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 08, 2021 10:22 AM (JUOKG)

337 the update I saw narrowed the window to 9:11pm tonight central time (2:11 UTC, 9th), +/- three hours. ...

https://tinyurl.com/vx8cem8s
Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2021 10:19 AM (Cus5s)


Well crap. It's going to miss Seattle/Tacoma/Olympia.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2021 10:22 AM (axyOa)

338 285For those Morons living in the South or the East Coast, you might want to run out and top off your gas tanks, all of them. The pipeline that supplies 45% of the fuel for the East cost got cyberattacked Friday and is shut down

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

Always good to stoke a panic



Why not? Why change? That's the communists expertise: to keep the plebes busy and distracted securing basic necessities so they dont have time to plan a revolt or realize what the elites are actually doing.

Posted by: Floridachick at May 08, 2021 10:23 AM (DnWIB)

339 >>When some nut tells me that they won't eat GMO foods I remind them that humans have been genetically modifying their food supplies for over 5,000 years.


Mendel much?

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2021 10:23 AM (twqGn)

340 In Ohio they told them millions would die. The government officials should be horsewhipped. But the people should have some critical thinking skills, which I guess they don't have. Now this "vaccine" that they are pushing. They lied about covid, but are telling the truth about the vaccine?
Posted by: Megthered at May 08, 2021 10:19 AM (AdxHD)


Anyone know when the 90 days are up and DeRINO's emergency powers go *poof*? That bugeyed apparatchik has displayed no positive leadership skills during this scam, about which the Ohio GOP doesn't seem to care.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 08, 2021 10:24 AM (y7DUB)

341 CNN's Excuse-O-Matic is a thing of wonder!

CNN "economic commentator" Catherine Rampell floats the idea that one "factor" for why the job growth was so slow in the latest report is because people are worried about "the risk of, frankly, getting assaulted at work if you tell a customer to wear a mask."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2021 10:25 AM (VVEnO)

342 336 humans have been genetically modifying their food supplies

It's probably closer to 10K years than to 5K. There is evidence of gathering from cave artifacts back 18K years now.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 08, 2021 10:26 AM (AHq56)

343 There is a chicken shortage coming

*******

The chicken supply chain has been diverted into manufacturing lumber.

The process involves making a coarse puree of chicken parts and suspending them in a gelatinous glue-like substance. Or as they say:

Poultry in emulsion!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2021 10:26 AM (Fc5rx)

344 Tawney Kitaen, who has battled substance abuse in the past, died in her home in Newport Beach Friday morning. No cause of death has been revealed. Kitaen, real name Julie E. Kitaen, is best known for her appearances in rock music videos and for her role in the 1984 hit movie Bachelor Party alongside Tom Hanks. Her personal life has long been notoriously rocky with rumors of an affair with OJ Simpson, a history of addiction and run-ins with the law.

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 08, 2021 10:26 AM (bTQ72)

345 When some nut tells me that they won't eat GMO foods I remind them that humans have been genetically modifying their food supplies for over 5,000 years. We just moved the experiments from the fields to the labs. Sometimes the looks I get are priceless.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 08, 2021 10:22 AM (JUOKG)

Yep. I tell them we'd be eating corn off a cob the size of our fingers.

Posted by: golfman at May 08, 2021 10:26 AM (/5BXs)

346 Poultry in emulsion!
Posted by: Muldoon
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**groan**

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 08, 2021 10:27 AM (UUBmN)

347 >>Tawney Kitaen, who has battled substance abuse in the past, died in her home in Newport Beach Friday morning.

Somewhere a Jaguar Mourns.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2021 10:27 AM (twqGn)

348 345 Posted by: golfman at May 08, 2021 10:26 AM (/5BXs)

The orange is the best example...

"modern" humans are retards.

Posted by: sven at May 08, 2021 10:28 AM (Lzpvj)

349 if someone tells me we should eat like cave men, i know they know dick about history. Tell me about the people of Crete and Okinawa. Tell me about every American before 1970. Don't give me some BS about cave men, tell it to me straight. Eat good food and don't be a sloth, case closed.

Posted by: quint at May 08, 2021 10:29 AM (aqif7)

350 Justsayin, St. Michael shows up in the book of Daniel in the OT.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 08, 2021 10:29 AM (DxOnJ)

351 For those Morons living in the South or the East Coast, you might want to run out and top off your gas tanks, all of them. The pipeline that supplies 45% of the fuel for the East cost got cyberattacked Friday and is shut down.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 08, 2021 09:53 AM


Is it too conspiratorial to suggest that our deep state operatives did this cyber attack so that there will be a gossamer-thin excuse for $5.00 gas prices this summer (other than the real reason: shutting down fracking and drilling + money printing presses)?

Posted by: Chuck C at May 08, 2021 10:29 AM (awtm/)

352 That bugeyed apparatchik has displayed no positive leadership skills
during this scam his entire career, about which the Ohio GOP doesn't seem to care.
=======================
he was well trained in his time in the Senate

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2021 10:30 AM (r9IMq)

353 347 Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2021 10:27 AM (twqGn)

RIP Mona Loveland

Posted by: sven at May 08, 2021 10:30 AM (Lzpvj)

354 Bud pimping vaccinations.
https://twitter.com/CanAditude/status/
1390755394964922375
Posted by: andycanuck at May 08, 2021 09:47 AM (UHVv4)

I knew there was a good reason for not drinking Bud, besides it tasting like shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2021 10:30 AM (5HbF4)

355
I thought the Ds liked $8 gas?


now they don't?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 08, 2021 10:31 AM (bTQ72)

356 Jesus performed no miracles in Nazareth, due to their lack of faith.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 08, 2021 10:31 AM (xopIz)

357 The GM food crap is because the Euro research companies use radiation tech (I've forgotten the name) to artificially induce potentially-useful genetic modifications so it was a way of keeping U.S. (and our??) GM products out of European markets and out of the Third World because the Euros were trying, at least, to get them to choose only one or the other.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 08, 2021 10:31 AM (UHVv4)

358 For those Morons living in the South or the East Coast, you might want to run out and top off your gas tanks, all of them. The pipeline that supplies 45% of the fuel for the East cost got cyberattacked Friday and is shut down.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 08, 2021 09:53 AM

Is it too conspiratorial to suggest that our deep state operatives did this cyber attack so that there will be a gossamer-thin excuse for $5.00 gas prices this summer (other than the real reason: shutting down fracking and drilling + money printing presses)?
Posted by: Chuck C at May 08, 2021 10:29 AM (awtm/)

My question: Who did the cyber attack? Foreign overseas asshoes or left wing enviormentalist asshoes here in America?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 08, 2021 10:31 AM (GPwVZ)

359 >>Is it too conspiratorial to suggest that our deep state operatives did this cyber attack so that there will be a gossamer-thin excuse for $5.00 gas prices this summer


I can tell you that there have been some MAJOR cyber attacks/issues going on that have yet to hit the news.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2021 10:31 AM (LX81I)

360 So, it looks like House Repubs are going to oust Never Trumper Cheney.
Good.
but apparently they're going to replace her w/Elise Steffanic. A pro-abortion, anti-wall, pro-transgender RiNO.
GOP needs to change its name to WtF.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 08, 2021 10:31 AM (7Fj9P)

361 236 Marooned - left in a place from which there's no escape.

Moar wishcasting from those illiterates.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 08, 2021 09:46 AM (y7DUB)


Should Mr. Trump decide that being 'trapped' at an ultra-luxury estate in the functional part of the country sucks, I would like to trade places with him. It's a burden that I'm willing to bear...

And I bet whoever wrote that dreck hasn't been out of their 1 bedroom NYC apartment in months. Proglibs are just pissed that they're not dealing with collaborationist neocons anymore.

Posted by: CppThis at May 08, 2021 10:32 AM (zcf1k)

362 355 Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 08, 2021 10:31 AM (bTQ72)

They will get the blame now, suddenly it is a lot less exciting.

But hey, no more mean tweets.

Posted by: sven at May 08, 2021 10:32 AM (Lzpvj)

363 My question: Who did the cyber attack? Foreign overseas asshoes or left wing enviormentalist asshoes here in America?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 08, 2021 10:31 AM (GPwVZ)

You left our the option of "our subversive Deep State".

Posted by: golfman at May 08, 2021 10:32 AM (/5BXs)

364 NORAD has been tracking the Chinese space flotsam and are predicting a collision with Santa Claus over central Ontario at 2137 hrs.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2021 10:32 AM (Fc5rx)

365 *out

Gotta love seeing the typo right as you hit "enter".

Posted by: golfman at May 08, 2021 10:33 AM (/5BXs)

366 "52 Interesting how cold this spring has been. How do the climate hysterics explain this? For the past several years, I've asked people who hold these views if they had not heard the theory, would they think anything amiss? And if so, what exactly. If they do have a positive answer, it is easily debunked. But we're the deniers.
Posted by: iandeal at May 08, 2021 08:26 AM (Z8/Px)"

The HADCRUT emails leaked more than a decade ago; no further debunking is required.

Posted by: somedood at May 08, 2021 10:33 AM (CtltA)

367 Mendel much?
Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2021 10:23 AM

Jacob got there a bit earlier, while working for Laban.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 08, 2021 10:33 AM (OssQ4)

368 he was well trained in his time in the Senate
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2021 10:30 AM (r9IMq)


The only good governor we've had since I've been here was Jim Rhodes. Fuck Kent State.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 08, 2021 10:34 AM (y7DUB)

369 NORAD has been tracking the Chinese space flotsam and are predicting a collision with Santa Claus over central Ontario at 2137 hrs.



....NORAD takes defensive actions, shoots rocket at Chinese space flotsam, hits Santa Claus...

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2021 10:34 AM (V13WU)

370 368 Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 08, 2021 10:34 AM (y7DUB)


Dick "Dick" Celeste....aptly named.

Posted by: sven at May 08, 2021 10:35 AM (Lzpvj)

371 316...Honestly, we need to destroy the Universty System in this country. Starve them for grant money. Tax their endowments. Kelo their lands.
Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2021 10:15 AM (twqGn)

Shut down their Confucius Institutes.

Posted by: Flyover at May 08, 2021 10:35 AM (Rbu5d)

372 All you need to know about Globull Warmering you can learn from Al Gore.

Just knowing he's involved tells you it's straight up fraud.

Al has been grifting and stealing since he fell out the crib.

Raping too.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 08, 2021 10:35 AM (R/m4+)

373 Coffee is good. Coffee is life.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 08, 2021 10:35 AM (II3Gr)

374 President Biden keeps pilling on things he wants Kamala to take charge of. How is she doing, haven't heard much about her lately.

Posted by: Colin at May 08, 2021 10:36 AM (k96MJ)

375 Well, the nurse today isn't so scary and she comes in by herself. Don't know if I need to break out. Fasting has benefits, right?

Actually, Mr. Bar the Door left a hospital early once and he would probably spring me if they never feed me. K

Posted by: KT at May 08, 2021 10:36 AM (wZWNF)

376 322 How do you make a Froot Loop cordial?

Send them to finishing school.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 08, 2021 10:18 AM (HaL55)

Would that be a Lucky Charm School?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2021 10:36 AM (oHd/0)

377 Gee whiz. I just saw my first ad for panty-liners where they used red liquid to simulate the menses instead of blue. Yecch! I guess they're going 'natural' now as a feminist thing. I wonder if they'll have tranny ads soon too??

Posted by: andycanuck at May 08, 2021 10:38 AM (UHVv4)

378 is there a why chicken shortage is in the future?

some dumb shit biden did?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 08, 2021 10:38 AM (bTQ72)

379 Dick "Dick" Celeste....aptly named.
Posted by: sven at May 08, 2021 10:35 AM (Lzpvj)


A northern version of Slick although he jizzed up his lesbian wife with multiple worthless brats.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 08, 2021 10:38 AM (y7DUB)

380 LM5 re-entry expected in 24 hours, more or less.


If it hits the Three Gorges Dam I will believe in karma.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 08, 2021 10:38 AM (yQpMk)

381 The HADCRUT emails leaked more than a decade ago; no further debunking is required.
Posted by: somedood at May 08, 2021 10:33 AM (CtltA)

Looks like we are entering a sustained solar minimum...

20 years from now people will be trying to force the government to put CO2 into the atmosphere.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2021 10:38 AM (oHd/0)

382 My question: Who did the cyber attack?

Don't look at us, we didn't even have the passwords.

Posted by: Maricopa County Election Board at May 08, 2021 10:39 AM (lIIT7)

383 is there a why chicken shortage is in the future?

==


Big Chicken conspiracy to inflate price of breasts and thighs.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2021 10:39 AM (V13WU)

384 >>If it hits the Three Gorges Dam I will believe in karma.


I am hoping it takes out the Biden Compound in Delaware.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2021 10:39 AM (LX81I)

385 >>Big Chicken conspiracy to inflate price of breasts and thighs.


Now I have to watch the Peter Griffin/Giant Chicken fight.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2021 10:40 AM (LX81I)

386 If it hits the Three Gorges Dam I will believe in karma.




Forbidden city. Why ? They can replace the dam.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2021 10:41 AM (V13WU)

387 In 20 years we'll have only 3 years to avert climate disaster!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2021 10:41 AM (VVEnO)

388 Not stoking panic. In 2005, in the wake of Katrina, and the supply disruptions that that caused, gas stations in our area were shut down for 2 weeks.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 08, 2021 10:09 AM (PiwSw)
--------------
No kidding, 24 hours after the storm I saw families camped under gas station canopies waiting for power and fuel to arrive.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at May 08, 2021 10:42 AM (7PrQp)

389 Biden Compound in Delaware, never heard it called that. Is it like barbed wire and SS everywhere and all roads in the area blocked?

Posted by: Colin at May 08, 2021 10:42 AM (k96MJ)

390 >>>How do you make a Froot Loop cordial?<<<
Take him to Saturday afternoon matinee, double-feature of Doris Day?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 08, 2021 10:43 AM (2goRJ)

391 How do you make a Froot Loop cordial?

*****

Curtsey and say "How-dee-do?"

Then demand reciprocity.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2021 10:44 AM (Fc5rx)

392 I still owe TJM a drink or something. He predicted Biden early on. I thought it was a joke to be honest. The joke was on me and the rest of us.

Posted by: quint at May 08, 2021 10:44 AM (aqif7)

393 I am hoping it takes out the Biden Compound in Delaware.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2021 10:39 AM (LX81I)


Today's Fun Delaware Factoid:

In 1880, at a time when most states were raising age of consent for sexual contact with children, Delaware lowered it...to 7.

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2021 10:45 AM (DJFLF)

394 I still owe TJM a drink or something.



he does not drink alcohol



Posted by: runner at May 08, 2021 10:46 AM (V13WU)

395 Poultry in emulsion!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2021 10:26 AM (Fc5rx)

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*wah wah waaaaahhh*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2021 10:46 AM (fLVm1)

396 Quick! Someone run down to the Mall and erect a wooden model rocket. We can lure this thing straight to DC.

Posted by: creeper at May 08, 2021 10:46 AM (XxJt1)

397 Alberta bylaw officers and cops aren't going after mosques for some strange reason just Christian pastors.

https://twitter.com/AlbertaLeonidas/status/
1390780246534746114

Posted by: andycanuck at May 08, 2021 10:46 AM (UHVv4)

398 the update I saw narrowed the window to 9:11pm tonight central time (2:11 UTC, 9th), +/- three hours. ...

9:11 ?
Are you fucking serious??

Posted by: JoeF. at May 08, 2021 10:46 AM (HrMC1)

399 Biden Compound in Delaware, never heard it called that. Is it like barbed wire and SS everywhere and all roads in the area blocked?
Posted by: Colin at May 08, 2021 10:42 AM (k96MJ)

That's all to keep Joe from wandering.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 08, 2021 10:47 AM (cSyAR)

400 389 Biden Compound in Delaware, never heard it called that. Is it like barbed wire and SS everywhere and all roads in the area blocked?
Posted by: Colin at May 08, 2021 10:42 AM (k96MJ)

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Notable for its design scheme composed entirely of primary colors.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2021 10:47 AM (fLVm1)

401 Biden Compound in Delaware, never heard it called that. Is it like barbed wire and SS everywhere and all roads in the area blocked?

-
Der Doofsschanze.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2021 10:47 AM (VVEnO)

402 NORAD has been tracking the Chinese space flotsam and are predicting a collision with Santa Claus over central Ontario at 2137 hrs.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2021 10:32 AM (Fc5rx)

I recently went to a talk on space junk. Its already a mess in lower space, particularly becuz things as small as a fleck of paint can cause damage when traveling at high speeds in orbit.

And Elon Musk is launching 60 starling satellites EVERY WEEK!

We are going to need a space garbage collector.

Posted by: LASue at May 08, 2021 10:49 AM (Ed8Zd)

403 Good Ol' Joe enters "public service" a penniless working stiff, ends up with a compound.

Only in America.
And Cuba
And Venezuela.
And the USSR

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2021 10:49 AM (fLVm1)

404 Can't look up at the night sky without seeing 2-3 satellites at a time, anymore.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2021 10:50 AM (zdqSo)

405 I still owe TJM a drink or something.


he does not drink alcohol

Posted by: runner

(In Johnny Carson's voice....)

I did not know that.

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 10:50 AM (arJlL)

406 Well crap. It's going to miss Seattle/Tacoma/Olympia.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2021 10:22 AM (axyOa)

Come on Chicago!

Posted by: Boswell at May 08, 2021 10:50 AM (w2LAm)

407 347 >>Tawney Kitaen, who has battled substance abuse in the past, died in her home in Newport Beach Friday morning.

Somewhere a Jaguar Mourns.
Posted by: garrett



And now I have "Here We Go Again, on our own...". Dammit, I liked that song and video. I apologize for nothing.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 08, 2021 10:51 AM (5WHte)

408 LASue,
Can you meet up for lunch on the 28th in SW Austin? I'm trying to get a group together... Email in nic.

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 08, 2021 10:52 AM (UUBmN)

409 Can't look up at the night sky without seeing 2-3 satellites at a time, anymore.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2021 10:50 AM

When I was born there were zero satellites. Six months later there was one up there launched by the Rooskies.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 08, 2021 10:52 AM (JUOKG)

410 407: I should finish a thought.


And now I have "Here We Go Again, on our own..." stuck in my head.




Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 08, 2021 10:52 AM (5WHte)

411 he does not drink alcohol

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2021 10:46 AM (V13WU)

Well, that doesn't sound very healthy....

Posted by: Boswell at May 08, 2021 10:52 AM (w2LAm)

412 (In Johnny Carson's voice....)

I did not know that.
Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 10:50 AM (arJlL)


oh yeah, he thinks it's evil

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2021 10:52 AM (V13WU)

413 I still owe TJM a drink or something.


he does not drink alcohol

Posted by: runner

*shifty eyes*

I knew there was something about that guy.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 08, 2021 10:52 AM (jvt6t)

414 Well, that doesn't sound very healthy....
Posted by: Boswell at May 08, 2021 10:52 AM (w2LAm)

for sure, we need to tell him of the benefits next time we "see" him

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2021 10:53 AM (V13WU)

415 The Paolo, he see no reason to take his junk to the orbit, when he see, how do you say, so many open docking ports on planet's surface.

Posted by: The Paolo at May 08, 2021 10:53 AM (fLVm1)

416 "The GM food crap is because the Euro research companies use radiation tech (I've forgotten the name) to artificially induce potentially-useful genetic modifications"


The organic folks used to do that as well, maybe still do. So if a plant has 1000 traits, the radiation (or whatever) might alter 50 of them, but if one of those alterations was "brighter red" (for example) ... then they would breed that one, unaware of the other 49 changes to the genes.


GMOs at least were more specific in what they altered. But "selective breeding" is not really "GMO", there is no active gene modification. (but some of the cross species gene splicing seems a little weird/scary)

Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2021 10:53 AM (Cus5s)

417 *shifty eyes*

I knew there was something about that guy.....
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 08, 2021 10:52 AM (jvt6t)

There were other signs.

Posted by: And the wind cries 'Prometheus'... at May 08, 2021 10:54 AM (lmikk)

418 Would that be a Lucky Charm School?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2021 10:36 AM (oHd/0)

Their kindergarten is called 'Special K'

Posted by: Boswell at May 08, 2021 10:55 AM (w2LAm)

419 Biden Compound in Delaware:

https://tinyurl.com/99yns82d

For those who are not aware, this is the office of notorious pediatrician child rapist Earl Bradley, of Lewes Delaware.

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2021 10:55 AM (DJFLF)

420 for sure, we need to tell him of the benefits next time we "see" him
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2021 10:53 AM (V13WU)

If he's pink and has a trunk, I might see him tonight...

Posted by: Boswell at May 08, 2021 10:55 AM (w2LAm)

421 418 Would that be a Lucky Charm School?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May
, 2021 10:36 AM (oHd/0)

Their kindergarten is called 'Special K'
Posted by: Boswell at May 08, 2021 10:55 AM (w2LAm)

Hey....what about meeeeeeee!!!!!

Posted by: Kaboom at May 08, 2021 10:56 AM (jvt6t)

422 Looks like the ancient Romans had the 'Rona!

https://www.carnovels.com/worldwide/archeo-ob/5

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2021 10:57 AM (VVEnO)

423 Hey....what about meeeeeeee!!!!!
Posted by: Kaboom at May 08, 2021 10:56 AM (jvt6t)

Yeah, you're dynamite, kid!

Posted by: Boswell at May 08, 2021 10:58 AM (w2LAm)

424 The Chinese say there's very low risk to anyone on the ground, so it's safe to assume there is very high risk to people on the ground.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 08, 2021 10:59 AM (Uh2oA)

425 424 The Chinese say there's very low risk to anyone on the ground, so it's safe to assume there is very high risk to people on the ground.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 08, 2021 10:59 AM (Uh2oA)

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If you can't trust the Chinese...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2021 11:00 AM (fLVm1)

426 Man builds better mouse trap. Man who reviews mouse traps has popular video that sparks sales of better mouse trap. Chinese slimeballs rip off mouse trap design and steal/edit video, so big tech swoops in to defend the Chinese.

https://youtu.be/Mt9jOJNHa88

This YT channel is legit. Been watching this guy for a while and this story makes my blood boil.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 08, 2021 11:00 AM (uhPTO)

427
Tawney Kitaen, who has battled substance abuse in the past, died in her home in Newport Beach Friday morning.

Somewhere a Jaguar Mourns.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2021 10:27 A


another grim milestone for the biden administration

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 08, 2021 11:01 AM (DUIap)

428 427 Wow, another life done in by OJ

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 11:02 AM (Cxk7w)

429 If you can't trust the Chinese...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2021 11:00 AM (fLVm1)

They're pretty trustworthy except for the thing where they lie like a rug constantly.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 08, 2021 11:03 AM (Uh2oA)

430 I see (sidebar) NY sports teams are instructing non-vaccinated fans to separate themselves, so everyone knows they are unclean.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2021 11:03 AM (r9IMq)

431 Happy birthday Harry Truman!

Posted by: Rex B at May 08, 2021 11:04 AM (2iAb/)

432 "9:11 ? Are you fucking serious??"


I didn't even think of that connection. But at that time, it is not over the US. Would be nice to see a map with the times it will be over certain places ... I think the one going over much of America is probably later, like 11 pm, but not really sure.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2021 11:04 AM (Cus5s)

433 Andy Ngo
@MrAndyNgo
A group called Black Hammer has allegedly acquired 200 acres of land in Colorado to create an ethno, communist state for black & brown people. They're currently trying to raise $500k on @gofundme. They say they will burn Anne Frank's writings to keep warm. #BLM #AutonomousZone

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They seem nice.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2021 11:05 AM (VVEnO)

434 Happy birthday Harry Truman!

He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 11:07 AM (arJlL)

435 Federal Minimum wage is $7.25 an hour. The $300 a week supplemental unemployment benefit is $7.50 an hour.

Sometimes I think this shit is planned out, then I remember how incompetent Democrats are and I need a drink.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 08, 2021 11:07 AM (Wm5SB)

436 I see (sidebar) NY sports teams are instructing non-vaccinated fans to separate themselves, so everyone knows they are unclean.

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So, you can still catch covid even though you're vaccinated. And you can catch covid if you're not vaccinated. So those vaccinated can still get it from vaccinated and non-vaccinated individuals. But let's put these people over there...because you get worser covid from the unvaccinated? Yeah, makes sense.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2021 11:07 AM (O+I8R)

437 428 427 Wow, another life done in by OJ
Posted by: Skip

Did they find a glove at the scene ?

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 11:08 AM (arJlL)

438 It's commies and trannies all the way down.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at May 08, 2021 11:08 AM (W4eKo)

439
We are going to need a space garbage collector.
Posted by: LASue


Quark

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077066

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2021 11:08 AM (63Dwl)

440 They seem nice.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2021 11:05 AM (VVEnO)

Wait until they try to actually grow something at 10K feet. Or build shelter, or create a water delivery system.

Hilarity will ensue.

Donner Party, table for 10...9....8

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 08, 2021 11:08 AM (jvt6t)

441
I didn't even think of that connection. But at that time, it is not over the US. Would be nice to see a map with the times it will be over certain places ... I think the one going over much of America is probably later, like 11 pm, but not really sure.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2021 11:04 AM (Cus5s)


I wonder what the odds are with the Vegas books.

Posted by: Justsayin' at May 08, 2021 11:08 AM (Fs5vw)

442 They say they will burn Anne Frank's writings to keep warm. #BLM #AutonomousZone

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They seem nice.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2021 11:05 AM (VVEnO)

I thought they were burning Ayn Rand books.

Posted by: BignJames at May 08, 2021 11:09 AM (AwYPR)

443 Sometimes I think this shit is planned out, then I remember how incompetent Democrats are and I need a drink.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls

Don't go to James Monroe's house !

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 11:09 AM (arJlL)

444 They seem nice.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2021 11:05 AM (VVEnO)

The bylaws of the HOA should be a real hoot.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 08, 2021 11:09 AM (Wm5SB)

445 Is it too conspiratorial to suggest that our deep state operatives did this cyber attack

Means, motive, opportunity... I put the odds at no more than 100%

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2021 11:10 AM (z36Kd)

446 @MrAndyNgo
A group called Black Hammer has allegedly acquired 200 acres of land in Colorado to create an ethno, communist state for black & brown people. They're currently trying to raise $500k on @gofundme. They say they will burn Anne Frank's writings to keep warm. #BLM #AutonomousZone

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I like the idea. Send them all there. All black and brown people who are militant communists. I'm sure it will be very, very successful and prosperous. Oh yeah.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2021 11:10 AM (O+I8R)

447 Ok, I get the anti-Semitism (in no way agree, just saying that it is normal for lefties.) What I do not understand is why target Anne Frank specifically?

Is it the victim horserace? Is that part of the source of the anti-Semitism on the left? 'No one can be a bigger victim than me' type of thing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2021 11:10 AM (lmikk)

448 We have our space junk crash helmets on. Stay safe. *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at May 08, 2021 11:10 AM (W4eKo)

449 We're both still here, I see.

MichiMoMee postponed.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 08, 2021 11:11 AM (Dc2NZ)

450 It's commies and trannies all the way down.
Posted by: That guy who always says...

Commies and trannies alive alive O !

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 11:11 AM (arJlL)

451 Tawney Kitaen, who has battled substance abuse in the past, died in her home in Newport Beach Friday morning.
Somewhere a Jaguar Mourns.
Posted by: garrett


The great tragedy of her life is that she had zero acting talent to go along with her Super A+ Looks.

Anna Nicole Smith was in more movies/TV/etc than Tawney, and she was strictly a "Hey, look everyone! My boobs are acting!!!" level actress.

Maybe led to the drugs or vice versa. Anyway -

RIP

Posted by: naturalfake at May 08, 2021 11:11 AM (dWwl8)

452 Andy Ngo
@MrAndyNgo
A group called Black Hammer has allegedly acquired 200 acres of land in Colorado to create an ethno, communist state for black & brown people. They're currently trying to raise $500k on @gofundme. They say they will burn Anne Frank's writings to keep warm. #BLM #AutonomousZone

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They seem nice.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



It's ok. I read that they picked a location high enough in elevation that they won't be able to grow any food. They'll be fine.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 08, 2021 11:11 AM (5WHte)

453 Donner Party, table for 10...9....8
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 08, 2021 11:08 AM (jvt6t)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2021 11:11 AM (lmikk)

454 445 Is it too conspiratorial to suggest that our deep state operatives did this cyber attack


Really. You people. We were busy training the USPS on our latest tools....

Posted by: Bob from NSA at May 08, 2021 11:11 AM (jvt6t)

455 The bylaws of the HOA should be a real hoot.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 08, 2021 11:09 AM (Wm5SB)


I actually remember the 60's.
This will not end well.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2021 11:11 AM (70ves)

456 Wait until they try to actually grow something at 10K feet. Or build shelter, or create a water delivery system.

Hilarity will ensue.

Donner Party, table for 10...9....8
Posted by: Jak Sucio
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They want free healthcare..lololololol from where??? Like a real doctor is going to go live there and be fully equipped and just volunteer their seriVices....lolololololol

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 08, 2021 11:12 AM (UUBmN)

457 We're both still here, I see.

MichiMoMee postponed.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mac

So was the yard sale I went to !

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 11:12 AM (arJlL)

458 They say they will burn Anne Frank's writings to keep warm

A lot warmer than if they burned holdings of the Barack H. Obama Library!

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2021 11:12 AM (2nFxy)

459 427
Tawney Kitaen, who has battled substance abuse in the past, died in her home in Newport Beach Friday morning.

Somewhere a Jaguar Mourns.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2021 10:27 A

another grim milestone for the biden administration
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 08, 2021 11:01 AM (DUIap)

Coverdale said she had the most aggressive hair he'd ever seen.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 08, 2021 11:12 AM (Dc2NZ)

460 We're just not getting any breaks, JT!

Oh well, gives me time to bake a cake for Mom.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 08, 2021 11:13 AM (Dc2NZ)

461 >> Black Hammer has allegedly acquired 200 acres of land


No doubt raising money because they now need 5 Mules.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2021 11:14 AM (zdqSo)

462 They want free healthcare..lololololol from where??? Like a real doctor is going to go live there and be fully equipped and just volunteer their seriVices....lolololololol
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 08, 2021 11:12 AM (UUBmN)

Next they will move to kidnapping a physician and forcing him to provide 'free' medical care.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2021 11:14 AM (lmikk)

463 Next they will move to kidnapping a physician and forcing him to provide 'free' medical care.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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With what equipment and supplies???

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 08, 2021 11:15 AM (UUBmN)

464 Next they will move to kidnapping a physician and forcing him to provide 'free' medical care.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2021 11:14 AM (lmikk)

If you dont like your doctor your can barbq and eat him.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 11:15 AM (yrol0)

465 Black Hammer should be an Afro Metal band. Good name wasted on a bunch of clowns.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 08, 2021 11:15 AM (Dc2NZ)

466 A group called Black Hammer has allegedly acquired 200 acres of land in Colorado

Another brilliant plan for a commune. Because it's always summer, right? Should be up for sale again this winter.

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2021 11:15 AM (/2aWP)

467 Next they will move to kidnapping a physician and forcing him to provide 'free' medical care.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2021 11:14 AM (lmikk)

Yo, you been reading our emails??

Posted by: Black Hammer at May 08, 2021 11:15 AM (jvt6t)

468 It sounds a lot like Rajneeshpuram. They bought property in OR thinking the state was wet and full of big trees. Half the state isn't. They bought out in the desert area.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 08, 2021 11:16 AM (YynYJ)

469 We're just not getting any breaks, JT!

Oh well, gives me time to bake a cake for Mom.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace

Nice !

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2021 11:17 AM (arJlL)

470 Plus free rent and no cops. Since they will all be living in tents or hovels that part might be true....

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 08, 2021 11:17 AM (UUBmN)

471 MUST WATCH: Tucker Carlson Tonight Features Dramatic Reading of Stacey Abrams Steamy Romance Novel

They wrestled under the sheets, like Godzilla vs. King Kong, but with more innocent villagers killed.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 11:17 AM (yrol0)

472 >>A group called Black Hammer has allegedly acquired 200 acres of land in Colorado

>>Another brilliant plan for a commune. Because it's always summer, right? Should be up for sale again this winter.


Wait until they figure out you can't grow Blunts.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2021 11:17 AM (iu3yG)

473 467 Posted by: Black Hammer at May 08, 2021 11:15 AM (jvt6t)

Listen just because we actively ignore you and allow you to play your games does not mean we do not look.

//Ralph Down the Hall from Bob

Posted by: sven at May 08, 2021 11:17 AM (Lzpvj)

474 With what equipment and supplies???
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 08, 2021 11:15 AM (UUBmN)

Well, then they will have to kidnap tradesmen and force them to provide 'free' crafting.

You see the point I am making?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2021 11:18 AM (lmikk)

475 The Bagwash! Haven't thought about him and his car collection in a while.

Took advantage of the old Oregonian live-and-let-live-and-fuck-off mindset to set up a compound.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 08, 2021 11:18 AM (Dc2NZ)

476 Air is pretty dry at altitude in Colorado.

They are gonna need a ton of Lotion.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2021 11:19 AM (iu3yG)

477 Give me the prescription or I'm gonna splatte,,,,,,sorry.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 08, 2021 11:19 AM (o89XP)

478 375 Well, the nurse today isn't so scary and she comes in by herself. Don't know if I need to break out. Fasting has benefits, right?

Actually, Mr. Bar the Door left a hospital early once and he would probably spring me if they never feed me. K

Posted by: KT at May 08, 2021 10:36 AM (wZWNF)

I left once, when they weren't feeding me.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2021 11:19 AM (SJbY/)

479 Wait until they figure out you can't grow Blunts.
Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2021 11:17 AM (iu3yG)

Or iPhones. Although I suspect they will suspiciously NOT follow the Quaker (or even Mennonite) model wrt technology.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2021 11:19 AM (lmikk)

480 440 The best cartoon from The Far Side was the Donner Party Memorial. A statue of a bare foot between two slices of bread.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 08, 2021 11:19 AM (I58tH)

481 Well, then they will have to kidnap tradesmen and force them to provide 'free' crafting.

You see the point I am making?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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This kidnapping of people and forcing them to labor for free against their will sounds vaguely familiar.....hmmmm......

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 08, 2021 11:19 AM (UUBmN)

482 I just read Ace's post on Kevin McCarthy's room rental deal at Frank Luntz's mansion apartment. He spends $50 per night on the room. The Ritz Carlton is just across the street and the cheapest room it offers is $370 per night, before tax and fees.

McCarthy sucks. He is a lousy politician, screwing up the Cheney situation being a great example, he is the most liberal GOP representative in the House (according to govtrack), and he is a now exposed grifter.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2021 11:19 AM (r9IMq)

483 Random thought: I hate Spork Lee's free Uber to get vaccinated ads.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2021 11:19 AM (VVEnO)

484 Ryan Long and Danny discuss a new article in Men's Health: how to transition to having sex with men

The Left: "homosexuality is absolute and not learned, its evil to say someone can be turned queer"

Also the left: "inside every normal man is a pouf waiting to flounce out"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2021 11:21 AM (KZzsI)

485 OJ was doing Tawney for awhile

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 11:21 AM (Cxk7w)

486 Too bad Andrew and Polly didn't bury a couple fatties in the ground when Narnia was being sung into being. Imagine the righteous weed tree!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 08, 2021 11:21 AM (Dc2NZ)

487 This kidnapping of people and forcing them to labor for free against their will sounds vaguely familiar.....hmmmm......
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 08, 2021 11:19 AM (UUBmN)

Also that 'free' things are not FREE.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2021 11:21 AM (lmikk)

488 I worked at a ski shop in Carson City, Nevada. High Sierra Sports. Our shop owner had us stay past closing time to sell David Coverdale and Tawny Kitaen ski equipment. Coverdale has a house in Incline Village. Me and another ski tech flipped a coin to see who got Coverdale and who got Kitaen. I got to help Kitaen. She was pretty nice, I sold her a pair of pink and white Nishizawa skis. Sad to hear. RIP

Posted by: JROD at May 08, 2021 11:21 AM (0jZnq)

489 Fascistbook Suspended Anti-Lockdown London Mayoral Candidate David Kurten on Election Day

TRULEY EVIL PEOPLE

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 11:21 AM (yrol0)

490 Wakanda in the high country.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2021 11:22 AM (63Dwl)

491 Tawney Kitaen, who has battled substance abuse in the past, died in her home in Newport Beach Friday morning.

that is just sad. Last picture I saw of her she looked like 250 miles of bad road, the most horrible plastic surgery.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2021 11:23 AM (KZzsI)

492 Wakanda in the high country.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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So...how ARE things working out in South Africa???

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 08, 2021 11:23 AM (UUBmN)

493 Sunspots control our thoughts, says snowflake scientists.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 08, 2021 11:23 AM (o89XP)

494 The Chinese missile might hit somewhere between Raleigh and NYC.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming

Fen and I would be very upset if it hits our little square of NJ. I wouldn't be able to get to the Polish meat market!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 08, 2021 11:25 AM (zkS5c)

495 Antrim County 2020 Election just found 1061 more ballots that actual records in the voting database.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 11:26 AM (yrol0)

496 482 When stories came out about Congresscritters sleeping in their office to save money, a friend had an idea. Buy some mom and pop motel far enough away from DC yet doable for driving, and rent rooms to members of Congress. He reconsidered as meth heads and whores would at the least make it more respectable.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 08, 2021 11:26 AM (I58tH)

497 Antrim County 2020 Election just found 1061 more ballots that actual records in the voting database.
Posted by: rhennigantx
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Which state is this in?

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 08, 2021 11:26 AM (UUBmN)

498 House cleaning today. Coffee please!! My 2 year old is "helping" and its adorable.

Posted by: Funsize at May 08, 2021 11:27 AM (EiPf6)

499 Antrim County 2020 Election just found 1061 more ballots that actual records in the voting database.

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Proof that math us racist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2021 11:27 AM (VVEnO)

500 Chinese Missile, Black Hammer and Sunspot Thoghts - band names or Derby entries?

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 08, 2021 11:28 AM (uhPTO)

501 The great tragedy of her life is that she had zero acting talent to go along with her Super A+ Looks.

Have you not seen her acting tour de force in The Perils of Gwndoline?

OK yeah she's just really beautiful and often naked in it.

But her IMDB career is pretty impressive, lots of work despite basically no talent.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2021 11:28 AM (KZzsI)

502 If you like your commie doctor, you can keep your commie doctor!

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at May 08, 2021 11:28 AM (W4eKo)

503 Which state is this in?
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 08, 2021 11:26 AM (UUBmN)

Michigan, according to the web.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2021 11:28 AM (lmikk)

504 Which state is this in?
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 08, 2021 11:26 AM (UUBmN)

MI

Much more FAKERY

New discoveries and filings today:
(1) 1,061 phantom ballots discovered in Antrim
(2) nearly 100% turnout between ages 65 and 80
(3) 20.3% of all ballots sent to PO boxes

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 11:29 AM (yrol0)

505 200 acres at about 10,000 feet. Right at tree level. They do know that up there in the winter they measure snow fall in feet, not inches. Right? And growing season at best is about five months. Them indjits is gonna starve and freeze not necessarily in that order. Teh Stupid, it burns!

Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at May 08, 2021 11:30 AM (VNmG1)

506 489 Fascistbook Suspended Anti-Lockdown London Mayoral Candidate David Kurten on Election Day

TRULEY EVIL PEOPLE
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2021 11:21 AM (yrol0)

No shit. This is the problem when you do not teach real history in schools, folks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2021 11:30 AM (lmikk)

507 Too late now!! Nyah, Nyah!!

Posted by: Election Thieves at May 08, 2021 11:30 AM (pnSY9)

508 like to see them regulate coffee consumption. I would love the response.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 08, 2021 11:30 AM (o89XP)

509 Have you not seen her acting tour de force in The Perils of Gwndoline?

OK yeah she's just really beautiful and often naked in it.

But her IMDB career is pretty impressive, lots of work despite basically no talent.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2021 11:28 AM (KZzsI)

Gwendoline was a big deal in the VHS era, when she was still hot and it was impossible to find in the states. Lots of bootlegs of that movie were sold at conventions.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 08, 2021 11:31 AM (uhPTO)

510
RIP 80s film video vixen Tawny Kitaen.

59 years old. Wow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2021 11:31 AM (s2VJv)

511 Mike Hammer's theme song, Harlem Nocturne, would go better with Black Hammer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2021 11:31 AM (VVEnO)

512 505 200 acres at about 10,000 feet. Right at tree level. They do know that up there in the winter they measure snow fall in feet, not inches. Right? And growing season at best is about five months. Them indjits is gonna starve and freeze not necessarily in that order. Teh Stupid, it burns!
Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at May 08, 2021 11:30 AM (VNmG1)

Grow goats? Is this a vegan commune? If so, I have never heard of a lot of great mountainous agricultural centers. Maybe they envision some sort of hydroponic setup?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2021 11:31 AM (lmikk)

513 Antrim County is a very small county in Michigan with maybe 20,000 adults.

1061 leftover ballots is amazing. As an employee, you or I would be petrified to miss just one ballot. But you and I aren't criminals.

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2021 11:32 AM (Lt1JN)

514 511 Mike Hammer's theme song, Harlem Nocturne, would go better with Black Hammer.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2021 11:31 AM (VVEnO)

Every time I see Hammer, a little kid part of my brain thinks of that 80's show 'Sledgehammer'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2021 11:32 AM (lmikk)

515 The Perils of Gwndoline? It's French culture!

Posted by: Clark Griswald at May 08, 2021 11:33 AM (pnSY9)

516 424 The Chinese say there's very low risk to anyone on the ground, so it's safe to assume there is very high risk to people on the ground.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 08, 2021 10:59 AM (Uh2oA)

There are 7 Billion people on the ground. Statistically its pretty impossible for that chunk of metal to create a high risk to that many people. Now individuals in certain areas, particularly the one in lands in, the risk is a touch higher.

Posted by: Bete at May 08, 2021 11:34 AM (Ojki1)

517 Tawny Kitaen co starred opposite Tom Hanks in the film classic Bachelor Party. Careers can take different paths. In the end, the Good Lord chose to take Debbie, not the Porsche.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 08, 2021 11:36 AM (Wm5SB)

518 The Bagwash! Haven't thought about him and his car collection in a while.

Took advantage of the old Oregonian live-and-let-live-and-fuck-off mindset to set up a compound.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 08, 2021 11:18 AM (Dc2NZ)

Also the source of the largest bio-attack on America when a few of them infected the salad bar at a restaurant in The Dalles.
Complete assholes.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2021 11:36 AM (axyOa)

519 Antrim County filing

https://tinyurl.com/4ar8yx2x

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2021 11:37 AM (KZzsI)

520 There are 7 Billion people on the ground.

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Hell, 70,000,000 people is rounding error.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2021 11:38 AM (VVEnO)

521 16 Do Democrat voters really not know that there are computers in cars to adjust for lower octane and that you gain very, very little real-world performance increases from burning $4+ premium fuel?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 08, 2021 08:09 AM (Kt1w/)
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Welp, there you go thinking again.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2021 11:38 AM (JfK3f)

522 Is this a vegan commune? If so, I have never heard of a lot of great mountainous agricultural centers. Maybe they envision some sort of hydroponic setup?

The only plan that makes sense is to use the GoFundMe to have UberEats deliver from the nearest Whole Foods.

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2021 11:38 AM (3fR4G)

523 the rocket is just very like bread, butter, floor.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 08, 2021 11:39 AM (o89XP)

524 The only plan that makes sense is to use the GoFundMe to have UberEats deliver from the nearest Whole Foods.
Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2021 11:38 AM (3fR4G)

*snicker*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2021 11:40 AM (lmikk)

525 There is a new, sideways Garden Thread.

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2021 11:40 AM (3fR4G)

526 A Impromptu Garden Thread Nood

Posted by: Skip guy who says NOOD at May 08, 2021 11:40 AM (Cxk7w)

527 So this commune. Being set up by urban dwellers and illegals from Guatemala I bet.
I shall chuckle. A lot b

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2021 11:42 AM (axyOa)

528 ..And Elon Musk is launching 60 starling satellites EVERY WEEK! We are going to need a space garbage collector. Posted by: LASue at May 08, 2021 10:49 AM (Ed8Zd)

Bit of Starlink factoids. Each of those mini-sats is equipped with it's own small, de-orbiting rocket engine. (basically an Estes model rocket solid fuel motor). It is PLANNED into the Starlink system, that near the end of each mini-sat's useful life, that it's replacement is launched into a matching orbit, and the dying min-sat is then de-orbited very deliberately to disintegrate over open waters.

They plan to de-orbit and replace about a dozen per month, IIRC. Also, the launch payload delivery "frame" is de-orbited as a routine in the launch cycle, and not left aloft to add to the Space Junk quandry. Seems Musk has a good habit of thinking things through to the end? Something NASA might consider, there.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 08, 2021 11:46 AM (QzJWU)

529 A group called Black Hammer has allegedly acquired 200 acres of land in Colorado to create an ethno, communist state for black & brown people. They're currently trying to raise $500k on @gofundme. They say they will burn Anne Frank's writings to keep warm. #BLM #AutonomousZone
They seem nice.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2021 11:05 AM (VVEnO)

I got kicked out of a hippie commune once for being too lazy. Bastards.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders, democrat layabout at May 08, 2021 11:47 AM (R/m4+)

530 Tawny Kitaen was right at the top of the smoking hot psycho babe scale. I remember when she beat her husband Chuck Finley with her four inch stiletto heel.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 08, 2021 11:47 AM (0ke1d)

531 " I remember when she beat her husband Chuck Finley with her four inch stiletto heel."

That's Foreplay for the crazy ones

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 08, 2021 11:49 AM (S7VTO)

532 the dying min-sat is then de-orbited very deliberately to disintegrate over open waters

Run for your life, Skipper!

Posted by: Zombie Gilligan at May 08, 2021 11:49 AM (W4eKo)

533 530 Tawny Kitaen was right at the top of the smoking hot psycho babe scale. I remember when she beat her husband Chuck Finley with her four inch stiletto heel.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 08, 2021 11:47 AM (0ke1d)

Poor Bruce Campbell, I thought he had it rough when Raimi use to abuse him in the Evil Dead films.

Posted by: Bete at May 08, 2021 11:52 AM (Ojki1)

534


update I saw narrowed the window to 9:11pm tonight central time (2:11 UTC, 9th), +/- three hours. ...

9:11 ?
Are you fucking serious??
Posted by: JoeF. at May 08, 2021 10:46 AM (HrMC1)


Couldn't they put a giant magnet up and lure it to where they want it?

Posted by: Chillin the most at May 08, 2021 11:58 AM (lonOK)

535 Grampa, mom says you'll never stop that falling satellite with your potato gun.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at May 08, 2021 12:02 PM (W4eKo)

536 All you dusky people look the same to Nancy Pelosi:

https://tinyurl.com/ynn3kcru

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2021 12:07 PM (KZzsI)

537 And in today's stupid "Letter to the Editor" Oren Spiegler thinks Trump is dangerous and his ban from FB should continue. Mr. Spiegler is a regular writer to the "Post" and he does letters for other papers as well where his place of residence changes, which seems a little questionable:

https://tinyurl.com/rjy4zstc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2021 12:10 PM (k39e/)

538 Bellingham Washington is a pretty conservative place, but the school board president there also owns a -- get this -- 'All Ages' sex shop

https://tinyurl.com/nw67cs73

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2021 12:11 PM (KZzsI)

539 Oren Spiegler thinks Trump is dangerous

Mean Tweets are just a heartbeat away.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at May 08, 2021 12:12 PM (W4eKo)

540 A group called Black Hammer has allegedly acquired 200 acres of land in Colorado to create an ethno, communist state for black & brown people. They're currently trying to raise $500k on @gofundme...

***

Hahahaha

Do it, guys. Donate money to these two or three people to become millionaires and then skip town.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 08, 2021 12:12 PM (XTk1T)

541 Best part of the Black Hammer cult commune? Its racist: no white people allowed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2021 12:18 PM (KZzsI)

542 What's going to happen when the commune comes into being and there are lots of crime problems?

Will they kick people out? Enforce laws? Have jails, tasers, and guns? Some type of physical restraint techniques?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 08, 2021 12:20 PM (XTk1T)

543 537 And in today's stupid "Letter to the Editor" Oren Spiegler thinks Trump is dangerous and his ban from FB should continue. Mr. Spiegler is a regular writer to the "Post" and he does letters for other papers as well where his place of residence changes, which seems a little questionable:

https://tinyurl.com/rjy4zstc
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2021 12:10 PM (k39e/)

Seems a bit judgey for a guy who collects molds, spores and fungus as a hobby.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 08, 2021 12:21 PM (Wm5SB)

544 397 Alberta bylaw officers and cops aren't going after mosques for some strange reason just Christian pastors.
.............
Posted by: andycanuck at May 08, 2021 10:46 AM (UHVv4)
--------------------

Muslim theology and Democrat autocracy are fellow travelers.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2021 12:24 PM (JfK3f)

545 Another brilliant plan for a commune. Because it's always summer, right? Should be up for sale again this winter.
Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2021 11:15 AM (/2aWP)



The commune will fail, the founder will sell the land for a couple of million.

It's the Circle of Black Lives Matter.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 08, 2021 12:29 PM (yQpMk)

546 They say they will burn Anne Frank's writings to keep warm. #BLM #AutonomousZone

So, they're anti Semites as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2021 12:30 PM (k39e/)

547 Mr spiegler is right. Trump was dangerous. He reminded Americans what America used to be. Black people included. Jobs, a roaring economy, and no new wars.

He had to go.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 08, 2021 12:33 PM (h/d01)

548 He had to go.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 08, 2021 12:33 PM (h/d01)

This, sadly. They saw a reoccurrence of a Reagan-like movement and that cannot be allowed to happen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2021 12:34 PM (lmikk)

549 so how does LA clean up the homeless peoples poop off their beaches?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 08, 2021 12:35 PM (bTQ72)

550 so how does LA clean up the homeless peoples poop off their beaches?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 08, 2021 12:35 P

The beach would be like a giant kitty litter box for the homeless.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 08, 2021 12:38 PM (cSyAR)

551 They saw a reoccurrence of a Reagan-like movement and that cannot be allowed to happen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2021 12:34 PM (lmikk)


I wonder if people my age saw the GOP follow up Reagan with the Bush Crime Family and thought "welp there goes the GOPe again"? I doubt it because someone older than me used to ridicule the concept of a GOPe (last laugh, bitch) although there were some old timers when I grew up that used to tell me "both parties are shit". When I heard that I thought "I hope I never grow that jaded and bitter"; that ship sailed long ago.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 08, 2021 12:45 PM (y7DUB)

552 Disney executives have elevated the ideology of critical race theory {CRT} into a new corporate dogma, bombarded employees with trainings on
"systemic racism,"
"white privilege,"
"white fragility," and
"white saviors," and
launched racially segregated "affinity groups"
at the company's headquarters.
_City Journal

Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2021 12:47 PM (JfK3f)

553 Story line and videos of Ashli Babbitt's shooter.
Not the shooting but the shooter identified by other heretofore unseen video of him during that day.

https://is.gd/O1iBYZ

Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2021 01:01 PM (JfK3f)

554 The article is light the videos are telling.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2021 01:02 PM (JfK3f)

555 The shooter was probably in Pelosi's personal security detail

Posted by: JoeF. at May 08, 2021 01:08 PM (HrMC1)

556 Mr spiegler is right. Trump was dangerous.

Dangerous to our enemies, foreign and domestic.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 08, 2021 01:10 PM (HrMC1)

557 Something something Texas. Something something.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2021 01:27 PM (nI1Kq)

558 It's ok. I read that they picked a location high enough in elevation that they won't be able to grow any food. They'll be fine.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 08, 2021 11:11 AM


"Elevation" and "Planting Zones" are a construct of the White racist patriarchy!

Posted by: Idiot White College Student at May 08, 2021 01:34 PM (awtm/)

559 Donald J. Trump 11:45am May 5, 2021

Liz Cheney is a warmongering fool who has no business in Republican Party Leadership. ...

Elise Stefanik is a far superior choice, and she has my COMPLETE and TOTAL endorsement for GOP Conference Chair.

Elise is a tough and smart communicator!

Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2021 01:40 PM (JfK3f)

560 RIP Lloyd Price

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 08, 2021 01:59 PM (PUmDY)

561 He had a good run.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2021 02:55 PM (JfK3f)

562 Stagger Lee in the house!

Posted by: Only Context at May 08, 2021 03:34 PM (xEIoY)

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