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Liz Cheney Calls Republicans Who Doubt The Election Results Spreaders of Hitler's "Big Lie"
This isn't original to Liz Cheney -- this has been a Branding Effort by CNN, calling all questioning of the election's integrity a "big lie."
And so of course neocon/neoliberal warmonger Liz Cheney has to echo another leftwing talking point:Looking forward to your future as a CNN analyst and Raytheon board member. These hot takes will be perfect for them!
— Jordan Schachtel (@JordanSchachtel) May 3, 2021
That's exactly what I thought: She knows her career in elective politics is over. Now, she's running for CNN Weekend Fill-In Anchor. Maybe she can co-host Cheney & Erickson.
Trump also appropriated CNN's "Big Lie" catchphrase, to mock them:
Former President Donald Trump on Monday announced he'll begin to use the term "the big lie" -- commonly used by his critics to describe his baseless election fraud claims -- to refer to the 2020 election results, a sign he has no plans to tone down his rhetoric as one social media platform adjudicates his suspension. In a statement sent through his political action committee, Save America PAC, Trump incorrectly blasted his loss in November as "The Fraudulent Presidential Election of 2020" and said it "will be, from this day forth, known as THE BIG LIE!"By the way, Liz Cheney snottily defended her fist-bump with Biden as just showing some manners, You Ungrateful Savages, and Tiny Little Boy in a Snazzy Blue Blazer Dr. Guy P. Benson, M.D. rushed to congratulate her as Stunning and Brave. (And he knows from Stunning and Brave.)
Correct.
— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) April 30, 2021
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:28 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 03, 2021 03:29 PM (Fdgdx)
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 03:29 PM (Kt7VC)
And then there's fist bumping him with a big smile (while masked and vaccinated like an idiot).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:29 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 03, 2021 03:30 PM (Fdgdx)
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 03:29 PM (Kt7VC)
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From the Comcast board to join their afternoon programming after she's booted from office, yeah.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:30 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 03, 2021 03:30 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: john cocktoastin at May 03, 2021 03:30 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 03, 2021 03:31 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 03:31 PM (DXFDM)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2021 03:32 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Spypeach at May 03, 2021 03:32 PM (Up/Jb)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2021 03:32 PM (EuYTz)
Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 03:32 PM (Fdh9S)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2021 03:32 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 03:31 PM (DXFDM)
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Inconveniencing the ruling class is the end of democracy. Well, the end of their facade of democracy, at least.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:32 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (trdmm)
It's never been investigated.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (HrMC1)
It's amazing how it's like that never happened.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (4lxb3)
Certainly you have lampposts.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2021 03:32 PM (ufFY
Why do you ask that?
Posted by: Two Dogs Fucking at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (Fdgdx)
I am a bit shocked that the daughter of Dick Cheney is a prog nutjob, and that it might be indicative of his political persuasion.
A Woke Dick Cheney...if Don Rumsfeld is woke, I'd be disappointed...
Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (NuVOb)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (PiwSw)
I sincerely regret ever cheering on Dick Cheney as the War Cock.
Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: t-bird at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (pbStR)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (Jsjd7)
Start bowing to your masters.
Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Dr Guy P Benson at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (Kt7VC)
Adam Kinzinger, OUT.
Mitch McConnell, OUT.
Kevin McCarthy, OUT.
Mike Pence, OUT.
That's what republicans get back from me with every solicitation received. But they do NOT get money from me.
Posted by: Orange Man Bad (Rheeeees Be Upon Him) at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (jV+aN)
Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 03:34 PM (Fdh9S)
Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 03:34 PM (ONvIw)
Its a uniparty talking point. l
The uniparty stole the election. You can't steal an election in a two party system without a civil war. In a single party system, the winner is who they decide is the winner, not who the voters choose.
Posted by: broken record at May 03, 2021 03:34 PM (/yn0M)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 03, 2021 03:34 PM (nxdel)
No doubt Elvis was trying to break out
Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2021 03:34 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2021 03:34 PM (EuYTz)
I've been wondering if the Dems will try to push through another stimulus payment.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 03:34 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (PiwSw)
I saw Facts & Logic open for gaping anuses at the Pr0n Show
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (Fdgdx)
Posted by: klaftern at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (RuIsu)
Oh, you're certainly not sworn enemies of the Democrats, you've made that quite clear. More like the Washington Generals to the Harlem Globetrotters.
And nearly 120k likes for that swill? What a wasteland of supine cvckery that Twitter is.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (DXFDM)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (jvt6t)
Things are really looking up! Thanks!
Posted by: JayInAmes at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (yGu6h)
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (Kt7VC)
@Breaking911 29s
#BREAKING: "I am revising the United States' annual refugee admissions cap to 62,500 for this fiscal year," Biden says. "This erases the historically low number set by the previous administration of 15,000."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (pAjZN)
Cheney. Pronounced "sheeny"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (qwuAs)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Right. Resident Smoothbrain remains the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being they've ever known in their lives. His popularity so historic that no one ever managed to show up at his rallies.
Good job, Forbes. Keep effin' that chicken.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (aXxgO)
I was just looking for a bathroom!
Posted by: Most Popular Candidate in History! at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (pbStR)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (ufFY8)
It's amazing how it's like that never happened.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (4lxb3)
I believe all the energies of the MSM, the Democrats and the NT's are going into ensuring that the truth NEVER comes out.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (Lzpvj)
wasn't that Iraqis would welcome us?
wasn't that fewer troops were better?
wasn't that Republicans would defend the war effort in the media?
I can do this all day, Sugar Tits.
Posted by: Oschisms at May 03, 2021 03:36 PM (BD0Jm)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 03:36 PM (cSyAR)
Anyway, I'm glad that her pointless effort to unseat a perfectly fine WY Senator of long standing did not predict her mercenary tendencies and power mad desires at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:36 PM (LvTSG)
You joined the line to shake his hand.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 03, 2021 03:36 PM (yL25O)
Now, she's running for CNN Weekend Fill-In Anchor. Maybe she can co-host Cheney & Erickson.
Maybe, she and Tater Tot can have an eating contest. Who can eat more donuts on the CNN morning show?
Ratings galore!
Posted by: dantesed at May 03, 2021 03:36 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2021 03:36 PM (EuYTz)
They can't stop lying at any point, can they.
BASELESS!???! Fuck you all.....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)
> Posted by: Tom Servo
I see what you're saying, but Biden doesn't even rise to the level of sworn enemy. He's akin to a leech or a tick on the body politic.
Now, ValJar and crew? Those people are sworn enemies.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 03:37 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 03, 2021 03:31 PM (GbPPJ)
/me sprays drink across room.
I bow to your superior wordsmithing!
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 03:37 PM (DXFDM)
I
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Fixed it for her, since the entire thing is an obvious pack of lies.
Where was your civility, respect and dignity when speaking about the leader of your party, those that support him or any action he took?
What a conniving, shallow, dishonest, traitorous bitch.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 03:37 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 03, 2021 03:37 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 03:37 PM (Fdh9S)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 03, 2021 03:37 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 03, 2021 03:31 PM (GbPPJ)
That's hot.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2021 03:32 PM (xfb67)
2020 is old news, as far as I'm concerned. Of course they stole it.
What I'd like to know now is, what did they promise Nixon to not contest the '60 election? How did they manage to totally swamp Goldwater in '64?
Those are more pressing concerns now, in my opinion.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 03:37 PM (QipVc)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 03:37 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 03, 2021 03:38 PM (iTXRQ)
Chris Hayes says hello please buy my hot dogs.
Still one of the funniest ace posts ever.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2021 03:38 PM (EuYTz)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 03, 2021 03:38 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: TexasDan at May 03, 2021 03:38 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 03:38 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Lon Chaney at May 03, 2021 03:38 PM (sWM8x)
Those are more pressing concerns now, in my opinion.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 03:37 PM (QipVc)
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They killed the president and sent the nation into a wave of emotion that could only lead to LBJ winning.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:38 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: dantesed at May 03, 2021 03:36 PM (88xKn)
It's bad enough seeing Tater in shorts, but if the leaked photos of BOTH of them in shorts comes out....
*retches*
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 03:39 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: torabora at May 03, 2021 03:39 PM (ZjFZv)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 03, 2021 03:39 PM (DDw5Y)
Breaching the fence, that I could understand.
Wandering away from a tour group, I could understand (does the CIA even have tours?).
Actually making it into the secure areas?
Yeah, you guys suck. You can't even manage the rudiments of security for your own operation, much less guard the security of the country.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 03:39 PM (JZT2F)
Riiiight .
This is serious third world shit with the power players tinkering with automation. It will not end well.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2021 03:39 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Spock at May 03, 2021 03:39 PM (Kt7VC)
The kid who cuts our lawn is making bank.
Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 03:39 PM (Fdh9S)
Now, ValJar and crew? Those people are sworn enemies.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 03:37 PM (JZT2F)
++++
Whenever I say "Biden," what I mean is "the politburo running things and for whom Biden is a puppet."
But that's a mouthful. I assume most people on this forum use it similarly unless the context makes it clear that the comment is about Biden himself (e.g., a post about his porridge-filled skull is clearly about Biden himself).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 03:39 PM (Jsjd7)
wasn't that Iraqis would welcome us?
wasn't that fewer troops were better?
wasn't that Republicans would defend the war effort in the media?
I can do this all day, Sugar Tits.
Posted by: Oschisms at May 03, 2021 03:36 PM (BD0Jm)
I won't cum in your mouth.
Just the tip, see how good it feels.
No, dear. those pants do NOT may your ass look fat.
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 03, 2021 03:39 PM (Fdgdx)
Posted by: johnd01 - pronouns: First/1st at May 03, 2021 03:39 PM (ukNFU)
482 I know. Jeff is such an awful name.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:26 PM (LvTSG)
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"It is like a weak ejaculation. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Jeff.."
--Nadja, What We Do In The Shadows
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 03, 2021 03:34 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 03, 2021 03:40 PM (CAJOC)
Only question is did she already blow it too far for the WY-GOPe to cover for her?
I know the plan was to flood the field with candidates.. but Trump already said he wants a single good candidate which ruins the normal plans.
Guess they will go with plan B, throwing an easily winnable race to the Dems.
Posted by: Inogame at May 03, 2021 03:40 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:40 PM (y7DUB)
Did you watch that recruitment video? It makes perfect sense how someone could breach and make it into classified areas.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2021 03:40 PM (EuYTz)
That's how stupid and out of touch they are.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 03:41 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:41 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Liz Cheney at May 03, 2021 03:41 PM (DXFDM)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 03, 2021 03:41 PM (NHiEn)
Or is it a chummy greeting between bros?
Liz - that was not civil, dignified and respectful at all. It was downright embarrassing.
Posted by: Inspector kemp at May 03, 2021 03:41 PM (EwPKb)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2021 03:41 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Thrawn at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (KKMoa)
Claimed Goldwater was going to get your little girl nuked by Russians while she was picking daisys.
Democrats are shameless devils.
Posted by: torabora at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (ZjFZv)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Bosk at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (SWbVS)
Literally.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (ifmtJ)
How cool would it be to be able to say "I drive a Marlboro!"? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (L2ZTs)
In a statement sent through his political action committee, Save America PAC, Trump incorrectly blasted his loss in November...
Can anyone enlighten me as to when FORBES personally audited all those states' election "results"?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (Fdh9S)
Fuck that. We should piss off the entire GOPe.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (EuYTz)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2021 03:41 PM (kTF2Z)
DoNt FoRgEt MeEeEe....
Posted by: Susan Collins at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Liz Cheney
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Honey, I'm dead from the neck down. My body is purely robotic, so I really don't have hygiene issues. Sometimes, when I get cranky, I shoot somebody in the face. Its a great picker upper.
Posted by: Dicky Cheney, before he dicks you at May 03, 2021 03:43 PM (nRtP5)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (4lxb3)
Like most ops they can't even present a plausible cover story for, they just order their MSM flunkies to ignore it and pretend like it never happened. And if by some reason it were to come up in a way they couldn't ignore it, they would just call it a "conspiracy theory".
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 03:43 PM (DXFDM)
Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (Fdh9S)
Read that as AOC
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 03:43 PM (HrMC1)
Leave out shameless. Sentence reads better.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2021 03:43 PM (EuYTz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:41 PM
I remind them of that when they ask me for money.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 03, 2021 03:43 PM (ifmtJ)
Or is it a chummy greeting between bros?
Liz - that was not civil, dignified and respectful at all. It was downright embarrassing.
Posted by: Inspector kemp at May 03, 2021 03:41 PM (EwPKb)
It's not like Biden sniffed her hair...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 03, 2021 03:43 PM (ynpvh)
Liz Cheney and the widow McCain are upset about conservatives not supporting Biden?
And you think that's a WINNING mindset?
DIAF, cuunts.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip
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I read that as ought to change panties.
Especially after that not-so-fresh feeling discussion with her dad.
Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 03:43 PM (Fdh9S)
Did you watch that recruitment video? It makes perfect sense how someone could breach and make it into classified areas.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2021 03:40 PM (EuYTz)
Barriers mean nothing when you are throwing off the chains of the patriarchy and choosing to be the YOU you were meant to be.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2021 03:44 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 03, 2021 03:44 PM (5qBoi)
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 03:44 PM (Kt7VC)
Those are more pressing concerns now, in my opinion.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 03:37 PM (QipVc)
They killed the president and sent the nation into a wave of emotion that could only lead to LBJ winning.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:38 PM (LvTSG)
Not buying it. Goldwater needed to be gotten out of the way, so Nixon could have his payoff, for not questioning '60.
The only question I have is, did the people who assured Nixon he'd get his eventually, were they also responsible for JFK's murder?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 03:44 PM (QipVc)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 03:43 PM (DXFDM)
The truth will eventually come out.
That will be fun.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 03:44 PM (HrMC1)
It's sort of like calling people Nazis. It's the go-to for every occasion. Just questioning or doubting is the sin, because, I suppose, too many people depend on certainty to feel good about themselves and the world. Sort of the way we felt when we were five and knew that our parents were brave and wise and nothing bad could ever get us.
But for adults to have meltdowns because someone wants assurances and proof that what appeared hinky in November wasn't?
You know, if you have a business partner and you ask for an audit and they get MAD?
They stole from you.
Count on it.
Posted by: Synova at May 03, 2021 03:44 PM (BD/yx)
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Ahem. She's in the winning party.
The Uniparty.
Posted by: Dicky Cheney, before he dicks you at May 03, 2021 03:44 PM (qdzUG)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 03, 2021 03:44 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 03, 2021 03:44 PM (xPl2J)
At one point his host left him alone in his office, so Stoll amused himself with the host's collection of rubber stamps, stamping a sheet of blank note paper with "Top Secret" and so on.
Sadly, they wouldn't let him keep the paper when he left.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 03:45 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2021 03:45 PM (Xqi9c)
I have been noticing here and I'm sure others have, help wanted signs everywhere. Places are begging for help but with people getting $500 or more a week in unemployment there is no incentive to go back to work. Great plan BiteMe.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 03, 2021 03:37 PM (nxdel)
Yep. One of my neer-do-well nephews just got a restaurant job because his new boss had a devil of a time getting workers, and he's settle for ANYONE.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 03, 2021 03:45 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 03, 2021 03:45 PM (tg6or)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (Bmy3R)
Steve Forbes has always been a testosterone deprived fraud and his dogshit website software looks up in awe at pixy.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:45 PM (y7DUB)
Yes.
And technically it's called a Donkey Punch.
Posted by: Dr Guy P Benson at May 03, 2021 03:45 PM (Kt7VC)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (JZT2F)
I've seen one woman naked, so I want to see the rest of 'em. That being said, I won't watch that show...... I'll wait for a screen cap to show up on the internet somewhere.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (Fdh9S)
Read that as AOC
Posted by: JoeF
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Yeah, I'll leave turning on big-chested dingbats for you 'Rons.
Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 03:45 PM (Fdh9S)
If only we gave them a bigger budget, more personnel, and more laws, then they'd be able to perform.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:45 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: LASue at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (HaL55)
I mean what a crazy coincidence!!!
Posted by: ... at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (f3SGf)
If someone gets upset about an allegation, it's either because it's true, or because at least they think a lot of people will think it's true.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (w7wmc)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:41 PM (LvTSG)
Vote Harder! is the new #TwoWeeks!
Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (Ojki1)
IOW...once again, the fix is in. These audits are likely nothing more than Kabuki to solidify Biden's legitimacy...while simultaneously trying to alienate Trump from his supporters.
I guess the telling sign was apparent when those organizing the Arizona audit weren't the usual victims of character assassination.
Posted by: Orson at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (iB+ng)
Posted by: Swamposphere at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (6VCiI)
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (Kt7VC)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 03, 2021 03:44 PM (xPl2J)
Hope she takes all his money and he winds up under a bridge, walks to the top and jumps off.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Carly Fiorina at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (mdjgu)
Then he put the leader he deposed on trial and surrounded the Capitol with the military.
The he started arresting the deposed leader's supporters.
All perfectly normal. So normallly normal. Nothing to see here.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 03:47 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (Fdh9S)
Read that as AOC
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 03:43 PM (HrMC1)
*looks for link*
Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 03:47 PM (Ojki1)
Also in 1960 Democrat and Republican voters both tended to be Patriotic.
It wasn't an existential election like today.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 03:47 PM (HrMC1)
That's where this is going
Posted by: torabora at May 03, 2021 03:47 PM (ZjFZv)
You're not one of those crazy conspiracy people right?
Posted by: brak at May 03, 2021 03:47 PM (c3Jw6)
==
No it won't.
We've done it multiple times in the past. We'll make you all sound crazy.
JFK/911 inside job/UFO's/weather machines
Posted by: CIA domestic communications squad at May 03, 2021 03:47 PM (qdzUG)
Posted by: LASue at May 03, 2021 03:47 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (ONvIw)
Melinda has had enough, and has her ticket punched, so adios, pendejo!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2021 03:47 PM (w7wmc)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 03, 2021 03:47 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Zero Insertion Force gp at May 03, 2021 03:47 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (ONvIw)
She wants a real man. Someone like Rose McGowan..
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 03:47 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 03, 2021 03:48 PM (NuVOb)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 03, 2021 03:48 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (Bmy3R)
++++
This is a completely unreasonable question and an untenable position.
Like everyone in a free, fair and open society with transparent government and clear accountability, we trust the certified, verified results from the various state Secretaries of State who are held accountable both by law and the democratic process.
Losers in many elections like to claim malfeasance or misbehavior, but such claims have never been demonstrated in a court of law at any large scale. Indeed, most such claims are thrown out of court due to the catastrophic candidate irresponsibility and the staggering lack of evidence that they represent. Election malfeasance, when it occurs, is small scale and affects only small contests. Government accountability ensures that such bad behavior cannot scale.
Just as you trust the press without individually attempting to validate or repudiate every single, we in the press trust legitimate, accountable and transparent sources. Loud, baseless complaints by one party are not legitimate evidence.
Posted by: Forbes Editorial Board at May 03, 2021 03:48 PM (Jsjd7)
What, he doesn't know about stuffing papers down his shorts and socks?
Posted by: Sandy Burgler at May 03, 2021 03:48 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 03:48 PM (CK0Ph)
It's the Covid Way. No more hand-shaking.
Did you see Pelosi and Kamala bumping elbows?
Total doofuses.
Posted by: Synova at May 03, 2021 03:48 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 03:47 PM (jvt6t)
What am I? Chopped liver?
Posted by: Elliot Page at May 03, 2021 03:48 PM (PiwSw)
How cool would it be to be able to say "I drive a Marlboro!"? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (L2ZTs)
So...Friday night, in town, pull up to the light next to a Marlboro. Im in my 59 VW. Light turns green and i blow off the line, 36 screaming ponies under the rear hood.
Yeah. I smoked a Marlboro!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2021 03:48 PM (axyOa)
Did she finally figure out he's batshit crazy?
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 03, 2021 03:48 PM (nxdel)
===========
She only wanted to block the sun half of the year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:48 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 03:49 PM (L2ZTs)
term "the big lie" -- commonly used by his critics to describe his
baseless election fraud claims -- to refer to the 2020 election results,
a sign he has no plans to tone down his rhetoric as one social media
platform adjudicates his suspension.
He's a master at taking his enemy's attempts to brand him, and turning it back on them. How many remember that "fake news" was originally applied to Fox, but Trump has now permanently branded CNN, MSNBC, etc. with that moniker.
Posted by: pep at May 03, 2021 03:49 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Swamposphere at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (6VCiI)
Luntz and Rove must be advising her.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:49 PM (y7DUB)
Then he put the leader he deposed on trial and surrounded the Capitol with the military.
The he started arresting the deposed leader's supporters.
All perfectly normal. So normallly normal. Nothing to see here.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 03:47 PM (Bmy3R)
Also, why wouldn't a media and a political party that spent FOUR years trying to get Trump out of office with phony investigations and even phonier impeachments NOT resort to cheating when they got a chance?
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 03:49 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (Fdh9S)
Read that as AOC
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 03:43 PM (HrMC1)
*looks for link*Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 03:47 PM (Ojki1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lqdErI9uss
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 03, 2021 03:49 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 03:49 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: torabora at May 03, 2021 03:49 PM (ZjFZv)
Then he put the leader he deposed on trial and surrounded the Capitol with the military.
The he started arresting the deposed leader's supporters.
All perfectly normal. So normallly normal. Nothing to see here.
===
I zee nothing, I hear nothing, I know nothing!!!!
Posted by: Sgt. Schultz at May 03, 2021 03:49 PM (lsexN)
That sort of once a week job would be something like a 10X increase in work for a Wyoming congressman. The Raytheon Board of Directors is much more in keeping with her style of "working."
Posted by: Math Checksout at May 03, 2021 03:49 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 03, 2021 03:44 PM (xPl2J)
Oh.... this is gonna be delicious.
One of the more memorable Bloom County comics was Bill and Melinda romantically walking in a meadow.
"Oh Bill. Say those three words that drive me wild."
"No. Prenuptual. Agreemen..."
*Melinda tackles Bill and starts sucking his face*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 03, 2021 03:49 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 03, 2021 03:44 PM (xPl2J)
---------
Did he finally find out that Melinda has a dick?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2021 03:50 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 03, 2021 03:50 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (ONvIw)
He's been spending to much time in the volcano lair with a white cat.
Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 03:50 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2021 03:50 PM (Xqi9c)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 03:50 PM (CK0Ph)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 03, 2021 03:44 PM (xPl2J)
Hope she takes all his money and he winds up under a bridge, walks to the top and jumps off.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Wonder who gets all the Farmland.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 03, 2021 03:50 PM (oHd/0)
That will be fun.
*
The only plausible explanation is that Trump's voters broke the voting machines algorithm/failsafes and it was an all hands on deck shutdown to spike the totals with fake Biden votes. Nothing else makes any sense, and it's clearly why the Democrats are fighting so hard against audits.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 03, 2021 03:50 PM (3rtj0)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 03, 2021 03:50 PM (MQFnu)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 03, 2021 03:44 PM (xPl2J)
Transhumans have no need for church sacraments.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 03, 2021 03:50 PM (AB1Co)
IOW...once again, the fix is in. These audits are likely nothing more than Kabuki to solidify Biden's legitimacy...while simultaneously trying to alienate Trump from his supporters.
I guess the telling sign was apparent when those organizing the Arizona audit weren't the usual victims of character assassination.
Posted by: Orson at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (iB+ng)
++++
Nailed it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 03:50 PM (Jsjd7)
1. Netflix
and
2. Boy, I can't wait to not watch that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 03, 2021 03:50 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 03, 2021 03:44 PM (xPl2J)
Oh.... this is gonna be delicious.
One of the more memorable Bloom County comics was Bill and Melinda romantically walking in a meadow.
"Oh Bill. Say those three words that drive me wild."
"No. Prenuptual. Agreemen..."
*Melinda tackles Bill and starts sucking his face*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 03, 2021 03:49 PM (n+4am)
Old Joke: "Oh, So THAT'S why you called it Microsoft" -- Melida Gates
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 03, 2021 03:51 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2021 03:51 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 03, 2021 03:51 PM (F0YaR)
That means that about a dozen lawyers are about to become so rich that they will never have to work again.
Posted by: Zero Insertion Force gp at May 03, 2021 03:51 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2021 03:51 PM (Zny85)
Posted by: x4 at May 03, 2021 03:51 PM (oA+QO)
Posted by: johnd01 - pronouns: First/1st at May 03, 2021 03:51 PM (ukNFU)
Did she finally figure out he's batshit crazy?
===
There's no way she's not crazy either.
No, she probably realized he's willing to burn his wealth, in order to make the world burn, and she's like, dude I did NOT marry you for your looks!
Posted by: Dr. Phil at May 03, 2021 03:51 PM (y7Th/)
The tree needs to be watered soon. Thank You CBD for having the balls to say something in posts a week or two ago alluding to this. We can stroke our dicks all day about being armed but make no mistake the left ain't f'ing around, they mean business. No states are going to split and leave the union, the left is not going to let that happen. Running to Texas or any other red state is buying a little time if you're lucky.
Tired of these arrogant mf'ers taunting and daring us all the while furthering their grip on us. I want f'ing satisfaction if not now very soon.
Posted by: JROD at May 03, 2021 03:52 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 03, 2021 03:52 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 03, 2021 03:52 PM (jRRAl)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 03, 2021 03:44 PM (xPl2J)
Transhumans have no need for church sacraments.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 03, 2021 03:50 PM (AB1Co)
This dick-chopping fad is getting out of control.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 03, 2021 03:52 PM (z5Vrg)
occurred but they have had a lot of time to bury most of it), the spin
doctors are gonna be working triple overtime to Demsplain it away.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 03, 2021 03:51 PM (F0YaR)
"The results were tampered with by the Auditors!"--MSM
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 03, 2021 03:52 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2021 03:52 PM (Zny85)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2021 03:52 PM (Xqi9c)
Adam Kinzinger, OUT.
Mitch McConnell, OUT.
Kevin McCarthy, OUT.
Mike Pence, OUT.
That's what republicans get back from me with every solicitation received. But they do NOT get money from me.
I would, but they've gotten a bit smarter. They no longer send prestamped envelopes; you've got to pay for the privilege of telling them to f*** off.
Posted by: pep at May 03, 2021 03:52 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 03, 2021 03:53 PM (/B6Iw)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 03, 2021 03:53 PM (jRRAl)
I think Gates has lost his mind. The fucking guy acts like Dr Evil, with all his global takeover and human subjugation plans. He probably tried to tie her up in the basement and implant a computer chip in her head.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 03:53 PM (CK0Ph)
Then they're both free to be as diabolical as they'd please and come out of it looking like the model candidates for high-profile billionaire divorce.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 03:53 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Mark1971
I hope it's a contentious, acrimonous, bitter spectacle with much dirty laundry strewn about.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2021 03:54 PM (GBZnB)
*
There are tons of jobs available.
Problem is that the government pays more for unemployment right now, and you can quit and claim it using the excuse that you're scared of catching the covids. Seriously. You can quit your job and make more drawing unemployment.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 03, 2021 03:54 PM (3rtj0)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2021 03:54 PM (Zny85)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2021 03:51 PM (Zny85)
I think that in their twisted moral universe they honestly BELIVE that because it was Trump, the election wasn't actually "stolen"
Know what I mean?
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 03:54 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 03, 2021 03:54 PM (TYK6D)
Posted by: Melinda "newly single" Gates at May 03, 2021 03:54 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: pep at May 03, 2021 03:52 PM (v16oJ)
I pay it gladly.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 03, 2021 03:54 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Dr. Phil at May 03, 2021 03:51 PM (y7Th/)
++++
Don't kid yourself. She's just as evil and diabolical as he is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 03:55 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2021 03:55 PM (Xqi9c)
I do not want to watch. Nope. Nosiree. No way. They can have all the privacy they want.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 03:55 PM (cSyAR)
That's a good point. It is all choreography, so that was performance theater. And Cheney embraced it to fortify her future position of graft.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:55 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at May 03, 2021 03:55 PM (FWn1L)
For $25B, he can touch my no-no places as often as he wishes.
Posted by: pep at May 03, 2021 03:56 PM (v16oJ)
I think Gates has lost his mind. The fucking guy acts like Dr Evil, with all his global takeover and human subjugation plans. He probably tried to tie her up in the basement and implant a computer chip in her head.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 03:53 PM (CK0Ph)
Maybe. At least Mr. House in Fallout: New Vegas only took brain scans of his harlots to make virtual personalities of them.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 03, 2021 03:56 PM (KKMoa)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 03, 2021 03:56 PM (v2ilG)
Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2021 03:56 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2021 03:56 PM (Xqi9c)
Please -- they *fortified* it.
Please respect the euphemisms of the left.
Posted by: ace at May 03, 2021 03:56 PM (eOTGX)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 03, 2021 03:50 PM (3rtj0)
And why courts--including SCOTUS---wanted NO PART of it.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 03:56 PM (HrMC1)
Good for her.
Burn the "Foundation."
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2021 03:51 PM (W2Pud)
Melinda: write a tell-all book. You know you want to. Torpedo that a-hole. (Phrasing?)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2021 03:56 PM (CEFwp)
Posted by: johnd01 - pronouns: First/1st at May 03, 2021 03:56 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 03, 2021 03:51 PM (F0YaR)
I have to believe they'd disappear more people before letting that come out. I mean they killed that kid in GA to stop any signature audits there... blew him up on the highway.
I know I'm gonna be "that guy", but there would not be an audit if they weren't comfortable that the results would at least be inconclusive.
Posted by: Inogame at May 03, 2021 03:56 PM (53oGX)
The Ben Domenech escape plan.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:56 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (ONvIw)
She wants a real man. Someone like Rose McGowan..
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 03:47 PM (jvt6t)
I'm pretty sure she IS a real man.
What would be really interesting is if she starts spilling the beans on his shenanigans, sexual and otherwise.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 03:56 PM (QipVc)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 03, 2021 03:57 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: raimondo
that's The Big Lie. get out of here with that Nazi shit.
Posted by: x4 at May 03, 2021 03:57 PM (oA+QO)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 03, 2021 03:57 PM (TYK6D)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 03:55 PM (Jsjd7)
Hmmmm, maybe HE got tired of HER shit?
OK Dear, I gave you that election result LAST Birthday, now you want WHAT????
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 03, 2021 03:57 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 03:55 PM (Jsjd7)
My impression is that Melinda is a virtue signalling wine mom on steroids while Bill has gone around the bend.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2021 03:57 PM (GBZnB)
The U of Washington has announced that COVID vaccines will be required before students can return to campus.
Odd though is that they are not required for faculty or staff.
Effing academia.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2021 03:57 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 03, 2021 03:57 PM (/B6Iw)
Posted by: johnd01 - pronouns: First/1st at May 03, 2021 03:56 PM (ukNFU)
Oh that's cute. Like the rich ever pay taxes.
I don't know about you, but I'm not rich. Neither is anyone else I know. We pay the taxes. Not the rich.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 03:58 PM (QipVc)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 03, 2021 03:58 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: x4 at May 03, 2021 03:57 PM (oA+QO)
If the election was valid with no problems, why are the Dems and Media trying so damn hard to ensure no one can validate the results?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 03, 2021 03:58 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 03, 2021 03:58 PM (TYK6D)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 03, 2021 03:58 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: johnd01 - pronouns: First/1st at May 03, 2021 03:56 PM (ukNFU)
I don't think that's how it works.
Posted by: jwest at May 03, 2021 03:58 PM (/BlEx)
Problem is that the government pays more for unemployment right now, and you can quit and claim it using the excuse that you're scared of catching the covids. Seriously. You can quit your job and make more drawing unemployment."
So it is simultaneous high demand, low supply. The low supply induced by perverse consequences of stupid govt policy. And the high demand induced by grotesque govt helicopter money, IMHO.
Posted by: Zero Insertion Force gp at May 03, 2021 03:58 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 03, 2021 03:58 PM (oHd/0)
That's my question.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 03:59 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 03, 2021 03:59 PM (RMGKK)
Posted by: raimondo at May 03, 2021 03:54 PM (IkN1A)
Pure genius.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:59 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2021 03:52 PM (Zny85)
This just in: Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos have announced their engagement.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2021 03:59 PM (CEFwp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2021 03:59 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 03:55 PM (Jsjd7)
My impression is that Melinda is a virtue signalling wine mom on steroids while Bill has gone around the bend.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2021 03:57 PM (GBZnB)
I always figured she was driving his political bus, but maybe not.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 03:59 PM (QipVc)
They have some teams running >50% absenteeism at the moment because of the 'Rona (lots of the sick or taking care of sick family), to the point some operations are starting to fall apart. They're all scrambling and there aren't enough people outside of India to pull shit together. The Americans, Europeans and remaining Indians are cracking under the strain.
But keep offshoring, guys. Pull all them eggs in one basket. It's a win-win and super efficient and not at all risky.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 03:59 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 03:59 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: raimondo
(emphasis mine)
English, motherfucker.
Do you speak it?
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 03, 2021 03:59 PM (iTXRQ)
Remember it was higher education and public education
that kicked off the Lock Ups last year.
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 03, 2021 03:59 PM (/B6Iw)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 03:56 PM (QipVc)
This will guarantee that she gets more money than MacKenzie Scott (Bezos) received in her divorce.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 03, 2021 03:59 PM (mdjgu)
synthetic spike
Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2021 03:59 PM (Xqi9c)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 04:00 PM (CK0Ph)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 03, 2021 04:00 PM (iTXRQ)
I blame global warming.
Posted by: Ripley at May 03, 2021 04:00 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: West at May 03, 2021 04:01 PM (QY+6a)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 04:01 PM (cSyAR)
The Left would have strung up her own father by his scrotum for his "war crimes" if they had gotten a hold of him, and here she is making common cause with the same people.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 04:01 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 04:00 PM (CK0Ph)
=========
"This ballot isn't attributable to a specific voter."
"Racist!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 04:01 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2021 03:57 PM (GBZnB)
++++
Nah. Bill may have gone mad (I wouldn't argue it - he seems mad), but she's no "along for the ride" virtue-signaler.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 04:01 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: squeakywheel at May 03, 2021 04:01 PM (mL2J9)
English, Mutherf*cker! Do you speak it!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 03:59 PM (Bmy3R)
He's a dump ass.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2021 04:01 PM (CEFwp)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 03, 2021 04:01 PM (iTXRQ)
The Left would have strung up her own father by his scrotum for his "war crimes" if they had gotten a hold of him, and here she is making common cause with the same people.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 04:01 PM (HrMC1)
=========
The Left's leadership would never have touched Dick Cheney.
And Liz knows that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 04:02 PM (LvTSG)
Good for her.
Burn the "Foundation."
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2021 03:51 PM (W2Pud)
"her"
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 03, 2021 04:02 PM (DvtjP)
Posted by: Donger at May 03, 2021 04:02 PM (2caVE)
Posted by: Braenyard
"Sure honey, of course we will still have sex after the divorce", Melinda.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2021 04:02 PM (GBZnB)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2021 03:55 PM (Xqi9c)
It's time for bourbon.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 04:02 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 04:01 PM (cSyAR)
When was he born?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2021 04:02 PM (CEFwp)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 03:31 PM (DXFDM)
-----------------
Well of course it is. You are harshing their mellow.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 03, 2021 04:02 PM (RMGKK)
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 03, 2021 04:02 PM (/B6Iw)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 04:03 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Donger at May 03, 2021 04:02 PM (2caVE)
=========
She found out that news of it is going to come out. She's known for decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 04:03 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:03 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 04:03 PM (cSyAR)
"Racist!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 04:01 PM (LvTSG)"
Wait. You mean as a Californian I can't vote in Arizona or maybe both states?
*kicks dirt*
Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 04:03 PM (CK0Ph)
Posted by: Unkaren at May 03, 2021 04:03 PM (vGJY7)
Posted by: Ripley at May 03, 2021 04:00 PM (MxEKc)
G-d is beginning the Smiting.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 04:03 PM (jvt6t)
==
Oh she is definitely cray cray. But she isn't nihilistic. She wants to spend all the filthy money on THINGS and PEOPLE and she can't do that if everything is all dead.
Posted by: Dr. Phil at May 03, 2021 04:03 PM (XCe1Z)
Posted by: Berkeley Breathed at May 03, 2021 04:03 PM (Fdh9S)
_________
Too bad that Jeff Bezos' ex has already gotten re-married.
If she and Bill Gates had married, they could have ruled the world and made us all their slaves!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 03, 2021 04:03 PM (k4dH2)
"Racist!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 04:01 PM (LvTSG)"
Wait. You mean as a Californian I can't vote in Arizona or maybe both states?
*kicks dirt*
Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 04:03 PM (CK0Ph)
========
"Are you a Democrat?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 04:03 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 04:03 PM (OVEfo)
And he's giving the IRS freedom to force banks to tell them all your account activities.
Fun times.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 03, 2021 04:03 PM (4fSQf)
Then took one look at the ole Ball and Chain...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (CK0Ph)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (OVEfo)
They're too arrogant to recognize the fact that democrats see anyone not a democrat as the sworn enemy.
Posted by: brass pair at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (TCLxd)
Posted by: Unkaren at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (vGJY7)
If she and Bill Gates had married, they could have ruled the world and made us all their slaves!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 03, 2021 04:03 PM (k4dH2)
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Messieurs Bezos and Gates could wed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (jvt6t)
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whatever is being delivered via the transdermal patch.
I took his balls years ago.
Posted by: The de'vil at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (s8I8h)
And don't forget the tens of thousands of sworn statements identifying fraud and criminality.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (JMMlQ)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 04:00 PM (CK0Ph)
Robert Barnes said that the census results of voting totals, which historically since 1964 have tracked actual voting totals almost perfectly, show a discrepancy of 5 million fewer votes than the election totals.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (AwPyG)
Certainly you have lampposts.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2021 03:32 PM (ufFY
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Wyoming? I've spent more time in Wyoming as a tourist than she has as the representative. She is a child of the DC swamp and its true and trusted adherent.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (RMGKK)
Posted by: raimondo at May 03, 2021 04:05 PM (IkN1A)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 04:05 PM (OVEfo)
Posted by: gp Attempts To Gain Function, And Fails at May 03, 2021 04:05 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Melinda at May 03, 2021 04:05 PM (2caVE)
And he's giving the IRS freedom to force banks to tell them all your account activities.
Good 'ole lunchbucket Joe from Scranton! C'mon rubes, vote for him!
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 04:05 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2021 04:05 PM (JMMlQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 04:05 PM (OVEfo)
Not to mention that the "official" tally nationwide has more people voting than there are registered voters.
This was fraud on a massive scale.
Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:06 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 03, 2021 04:06 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: gp Attempts To Gain Function, And Fails at May 03, 2021 04:06 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare
all these billionaires are going to marry their kids and grandkids to avoid estate taxes. love wins.
Posted by: x4 at May 03, 2021 04:06 PM (oA+QO)
But, hey, tell us how respectful you are to all president, Lizzy "Borden" Cheney.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 03, 2021 04:06 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 03, 2021 04:06 PM (/B6Iw)
3) Lead Role in "Fat Old Mutant Face-Shooting LIZ-ards" cartoon
2) Boss Mama at new restaurant chain for Retirement Age Ex-Hooters Waitresses, "SAGZ"
1) Cheney and Costello
Posted by: naturalfake at May 03, 2021 04:07 PM (EERbD)
Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (AwPyG)
I love stories that end happily. Do you have a link for that one?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 03, 2021 04:07 PM (mdjgu)
I blame global warming.
Posted by: Ripley at May 03, 2021 04:00 PM (MxEKc)
Weather patterns also change during Solar Minimums.... like the one that just started and will be going on for the next three decades.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 03, 2021 04:07 PM (oHd/0)
The rumors I've heard are that Malinda is the one with the err, most interesting, proclivities.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2021 04:07 PM (JMMlQ)
This was fraud on a massive scale.
Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:06 PM (AwPyG)
No, they can't have been that stupid? Can they?
I mean that would definitely explain why they have reacted this way.
Posted by: Inogame at May 03, 2021 04:07 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Roy at May 03, 2021 04:07 PM (QgOBN)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 03, 2021 04:07 PM (nxdel)
A serious data-centric analysis of how specific official vote results in specific key states were nearly impossible to believe, for varying specific reasons in each case.
It is this kind of picture that I think Trump was shown by his data team on election night, just before he went before the cameras.
Forget the massive, almost comically crude, violations of state election law and the constitution in NV, PA, MI, GA. Just leave that aside to start. Just the numbers, and how they came in, and how they defy probability (as in PA, where Biden's own team said Trump received 8% more of the election day vote than he needed to win).
Posted by: rhomboid at May 03, 2021 04:07 PM (OTzUX)
*searches for open tab with toddler Gates as a little girl*
https://mobile.twitter.com/dogbot5/status/
1389322916760801283
This (Bill Gates) was a woman.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 03, 2021 04:07 PM (DvtjP)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 03, 2021 04:07 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Colonel Jessup at May 03, 2021 04:08 PM (rxR5g)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 04:08 PM (jvt6t)
When he took out DR-DOS with FUD. He's been Dr. Evil for a very long time.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 03, 2021 04:08 PM (aXxgO)
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Caitlyn Jenner
Posted by: You want Romance, You got it pal at May 03, 2021 04:08 PM (XCe1Z)
Rosie O'Donnell got caught doing this in two states. No prison time of course. So yeah, its legal, for Democrats.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2021 04:08 PM (JMMlQ)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 03, 2021 04:09 PM (nQHrn)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 04:09 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: klaftern at May 03, 2021 04:10 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: John Podeseta at May 03, 2021 04:10 PM (Kt7VC)
Evil
Posted by: torabora at May 03, 2021 04:10 PM (ZjFZv)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 03, 2021 04:10 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 03, 2021 04:09 PM (nQHrn)
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Best case realistic scenario is that Democrats cannot replicate 2020 in 2022, and there's a wipeout in the House for Democrats.
Kevin McCarthy then becomes Speaker of the House because he "led" the Party to victory.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 04:11 PM (LvTSG)
The government is just working from a false assumption that there are bogeyman behind every bush and they just have to have these powers to surveil everyone.
No one is questioning their false assumption or pointing out their incredible lack of awareness towards actual groups destroying cities and attacking citizens.
This should be worldwide news.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 03, 2021 04:11 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: gp Attempts To Gain Function, And Fails at May 03, 2021 04:11 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at May 03, 2021 03:55 PM (FWn1L)
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Grew up in that neighborhood. Judge made the defendant post bail illegally. Apparently only a certain class of victims need to be protected from crime.
Posted by: Oschisms at May 03, 2021 04:11 PM (BD0Jm)
The left: If you haven't done anything wrong you have nothing to worry about from surveillance from the DHS, FBI, and Post Office.
Also the left: If you ask for a detailed analysis of the votes cast in the presidential election in 2020 you are a racist NAZI who should be put in a prison camp.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2021 04:11 PM (JMMlQ)
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (y7DUB)"
There are so many statistical anomalies it is mind blowing. I had a quant walk me through a bunch of them. He said mathematically, just the simple fact that so many of the statistics were broken at once shows something is terribly wrong. There is no single factor that could contribute to that type of wholesale change other than fraud.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 04:11 PM (CK0Ph)
Posted by: Blago at May 03, 2021 04:11 PM (gkdnV)
When he took out DR-DOS with FUD. He's been Dr. Evil for a very long time.
when he rained on the parade of happy folks swapping copies of his basic at users' group meetings.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 03, 2021 04:11 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 03, 2021 04:11 PM (4a9Vv)
And the other issue is illegitimate ballots being counted. Known to be huge in Clark County NV, whose election process should be tossed out entirely due to the absurdly illegal/improper (and openly so) counting process.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 03, 2021 04:12 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 03, 2021 04:12 PM (TYK6D)
But that's a mouthful. I assume most people on this forum use it similarly unless the context makes it clear that the comment is about Biden himself (e.g., a post about his porridge-filled skull is clearly about Biden himself).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 03:39 PM (Jsjd7)
Exactly. Absent any other information, "Biden" means the entire Biden Junta, seen and unseen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2021 04:12 PM (ntb5X)
award winner who tried to shoot up people at a shooting range, with
predictable results.
Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (AwPyG)
===============
It was in the ONT a night or two ago.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2021 04:12 PM (Zny85)
Posted by: torabora at May 03, 2021 04:12 PM (ZjFZv)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 04:12 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 03, 2021 04:07 PM (nxdel)
Yup. All it takes sometimes is an absurd Email from my Admiral who is a tad anti-social
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 04:13 PM (OVEfo)
Kevin McCarthy then becomes Speaker of the House because he "led" the Party to victory.
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there is only one party, and dominion is its organ. If the uniparty wants to extend the puppet show, it will, but, as usual, nothing will happen with a "switch" in parties.
Posted by: seriously, get over the two party business its them and us at May 03, 2021 04:13 PM (nRtP5)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 03, 2021 04:14 PM (sWM8x)
this country, wouldn't there be, like, the outcomes of such extremist
activities everywhere?
In the 60s and 70s when we had the Weatherman and the Black Panthers as domestic terrorists there were regular murders, bombings, and the like that were happening.
In 2020 the supposed right wing insurrection led to...some guy stealing a Nancy Pelosi prop and selfies in the People's House...and nothing since.
Of course we do have regular terrorism in the cities...with murders, arson, bombings, etc...but that's BLM and antifa and the FedGov has deemed that ok.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2021 04:14 PM (JMMlQ)
Posted by: broken record at May 03, 2021 03:34 PM (/yn0M)
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And that's how America found out that they had a one party system. It was one mighty rude awakening which is why the almighty repression is underway now that will out-do the old Soviet Union. More than half the population are undesirables that need to be quelled.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 03, 2021 04:14 PM (RMGKK)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 03, 2021 04:14 PM (djoaS)
Yes, I built an Altair in May 1975, but I never purchased their Basic, nor did I use Basic. But I got a letter, maybe late 75, from Bill Gates warning me that I should not steal his Basic. I should have kept the letter. (I should have kept the Altairs too. I had an 8800 and a 680.)
Posted by: gp Attempts To Gain Function, And Fails at May 03, 2021 04:15 PM (qpX6U)
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There's your Big Lie, right there. The Big Lie that has characterized American politics for my entire adult life. The lie from which so many others have stemmed. The lie that ruined us.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2021 04:15 PM (Uh2oA)
When he took out DR-DOS with FUD. He's been Dr. Evil for a very long time.
when he rained on the parade of happy folks swapping copies of his basic at users' group meetings.
Oh, "his" BASIC which was cribbed from a printout he pulled out of the trash just before he bailed from college?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 03, 2021 04:15 PM (SchxB)
A United Nations arbitrations committee is poised to examine a Palestinian Authority complaint that Israel has committed acts of apartheid.
Shocka ha? And the sun will come up tomorrow, there is another shocka
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 04:15 PM (OVEfo)
They figured that out and weaponized it.
Posted by: torabora at May 03, 2021 04:15 PM (ZjFZv)
There's some bitch that was like 2nd or 3rd wife of the founder of Motorola? that insists HER name be put on all the buildings. Not his.
Posted by: Blago at May 03, 2021 04:15 PM (gkdnV)
Posted by: portlandon at May 03, 2021 04:16 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 03, 2021 04:16 PM (AB1Co)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 04:03 PM
Could we get a little loin girding first?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Don Lemon at May 03, 2021 04:16 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Ling Con Project at May 03, 2021 04:16 PM (flINI)
Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:16 PM (AwPyG)
Of course we do have regular terrorism in the cities...with murders, arson, bombings, etc...but that's BLM and antifa and the FedGov has deemed that ok.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2021 04:14 PM (JMMlQ)
Exactly. But you won't hear Jake Tapper asking where's the beef on national TV. No one is asking where all the actual extremism is.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 03, 2021 04:16 PM (4fSQf)
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Well there is a direct quote that is maybe too on the nose...
The Gates of Hell shall not prevail against . . .
yadda blah Sure, you think gates refers to a gate, but why would a gate be able to prevail against anything. His father was key player in Planned P.
Posted by: it all just a series of coincidences at May 03, 2021 04:16 PM (pgjIA)
acts like Dr Evil, with all his global takeover and human subjugation
plans. He probably tried to tie her up in the basement and implant a
computer chip in her head.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 03:53 PM
Did he attach a frikikin laser beam to her head?
Posted by: Doctor Evil at May 03, 2021 04:16 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: portlandon at May 03, 2021 04:16 PM (+oR7L)
Good G-D, there went lunch
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 04:16 PM (OVEfo)
When he introduced clippy in MS Office.
Posted by: dantesed at May 03, 2021 04:16 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2021 03:57 PM (GBZnB)
I always figured she was driving his political bus, but maybe not.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 03:59 PM (QipVc)
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My guess would be that each thought the other was not woke enough or evil enough.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 03, 2021 04:17 PM (RMGKK)
Evil
Posted by: torabora at May 03, 2021 04:10 PM (ZjFZv)
In my case, and in many others' cases, he went to getting paid not at all.
Posted by: 4 at May 03, 2021 04:17 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Avi at May 03, 2021 04:17 PM (dHrq/)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 04:17 PM (DXFDM)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2021 04:18 PM (Zny85)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2021 04:18 PM (ntb5X)
Before this last election, I wondered on this very blog why no one ever thought to ask the postal workers who was actually living where, since they would know, and thus help prevent voter fraud.
Question answered.
Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:18 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 04:18 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 04:18 PM (cSyAR)
Some big swinging dick probably
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 04:18 PM (HrMC1)
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There's your Big Lie, right there. The Big Lie that has characterized American politics for my entire adult life. The lie from which so many others have stemmed. The lie that ruined us.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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*jams Cuban cigar through USB port*
Congrats! You win. Light em up.
Posted by: it all just a series of coincidences at May 03, 2021 04:18 PM (s8I8h)
Posted by: Clippy at May 03, 2021 04:19 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 04:19 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Ripley at May 03, 2021 04:19 PM (MxEKc)
blazing like a torch, and it fell on a third of the rivers and on the
springs of water. The name of the star is Wormwood. A third of the
waters became wormwood, and many died from the water, because it was
made bitter
So if Bill Gates does get to do "something" about "global warming" like he wants...be interesting to see if it ends up fouling water supplies...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2021 04:19 PM (JMMlQ)
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pretty well documented actually.
Posted by: it all just a series of coincidences at May 03, 2021 04:19 PM (s8I8h)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 04:19 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (Kt7VC)
Isaac Asimov?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2021 04:18 PM (ntb5X
Is this a Selden crisis?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 04:20 PM (cSyAR)
Then took one look at the ole Ball and Chain...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (oHd/0)
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You people just don't understand, a midlife crisis is much harder for the evil billionaire. He can't just buy a Harley or a Ferrari when he already owns everything.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 03, 2021 04:20 PM (RMGKK)
I'm going with a 60+ year old homeless or nearly homeless mental deficient who latched onto the site because it gave them someone to look down on.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 03, 2021 04:20 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: The Paolo at May 03, 2021 04:20 PM (Bmy3R)
Someone here? I think, once said that was Trump's greatest accomplishment. He revealed that the Republicans are all in on it.
Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:20 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 04:17 PM (DXFDM)
If you feed 16k characters of his actual comments into a Markov chain text generator, you get an uncannily realistic simulation of the real thing.
https://stoatnet.org/raimondo.php
Posted by: hogmartin at May 03, 2021 04:21 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2021 04:21 PM (1BKsw)
Or maybe she didn't want to be married to someone so egotistical that he named an entire company after his penis.
(OK, Microsoft was already called that when Bill signed up. That's not the point of the joke.)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 03, 2021 04:22 PM (SchxB)
Something that is not getting mentioned much nowadays is that the Gates Foundation was always out and proud about their main hobby horse, population control
Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:22 PM (AwPyG)
https://stoatnet.org/raimondo.php
Posted by: hogmartin at May 03, 2021 04:21 PM (t+qrx)
"Raimondo On Tap" never fails to make me laugh. It's hilarious.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2021 04:23 PM (Uh2oA)
blazing like a torch, and it fell on a third of the rivers and on the
springs of water. The name of the star is Wormwood. A third of the
waters became wormwood, and many died from the water, because it was
made bitter
So if Bill Gates does get to do "something" about "global warming" like he wants...be interesting to see if it ends up fouling water supplies...
==
Cherynobyl means wormwood.
Its still trying to burn through containment and sits on a spot that would, just about foul 1/3 of humanities water supply.
The third trumpet blew already. Its like you people are deaf or something
Posted by: Gabby Angelicus at May 03, 2021 04:23 PM (XCe1Z)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 03, 2021 04:23 PM (djoaS)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 04:23 PM (jvt6t)
The "change of address database" is a key tool, one being used by Matt Braynard to screen out illegitimate ballots.
But of course that is just one screen, which in states without robust verficiation (i.e. signature, other), does nothing to flag or detect "legitimate" voters' ballots being cast for them (i.e. fraudulently). The high %/low % voter data has been available for decades, before digitization. You find low % voters and in places where ballots are mass-mailed, without a request, and vote for them. Braynard catches the dead/out of state/minor fraudulent ballots, but his methods can only estimate the fraudulent ballots linked to legit registrations.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 03, 2021 04:23 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2021 04:24 PM (GBZnB)
_____________
Those statistics guys at MIT were saying the same thing the day after the election.
The numbers and the way they chart just don't make sense, in the absence of massive fraud.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 03, 2021 04:24 PM (k4dH2)
Something that is not getting mentioned much nowadays is that the Gates Foundation was always out and proud about their main hobby horse, population control
Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:22 PM (AwPyG)
If they led by example I might have some respect for that.
By a coincidence hard to understand, Pop limiters never seem to mark themselves out as those to be eliminated to make things better.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 03, 2021 04:24 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 04:24 PM (V13WU)
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pretty well documented actually.
Wait, what? Are we talking about the mouse? IBM bigwigs didn't want it. They were old school crufty farts who were offended by the idea of using anything but the CLI for computing.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 03, 2021 04:24 PM (YYlyE)
Florida Gov. DeSantis suspends all remaining Covid restrictions: 'We are no longer in a state of emergency'
IT MOVED!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 04:24 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2021 04:25 PM (7hF2c)
Remove space and enjoy.
https://archive.org/details/1666- redemption-through-sin-global-conspi-robert-sepehr
Posted by: 1666 Redemption Through Sin by Robert Sepehr at May 03, 2021 04:25 PM (DvtjP)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2021 04:25 PM (1BKsw)
Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 03, 2021 04:25 PM (NuVOb)
Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 04:25 PM (V13WU)
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Au contraire!
Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at May 03, 2021 04:26 PM (rtokl)
let me guess; your friend worked on os/2?
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 03, 2021 04:26 PM (v3pYe)
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Alternate theory.
She has a college education, and is reasonably well read and experienced. He is high school educated, and otherwise propagandized rather than educated. He has no idea how dumb he really is, because people tell him he's a genius, and she has given up trying to educate him.
Meanwhile, the rest of us are going to take his vaccines and let him dim the sun.
Posted by: Dr. Phil at May 03, 2021 04:26 PM (P1ahV)
Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 04:26 PM (V13WU)
The VichyGOP is an utterly corrupt failure and we need to remove them from all positions of power.
Posted by: WarEagle82 at May 03, 2021 04:26 PM (+Kpte)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 04:12 PM (cSyAR)
Speaking of the AntiChrist -
There's an oddball little Spanish dark comedy movie "Day of the Beast" streaming on Shudder right now.
It's about a fairly naive priest who's figured out from Revelations that the AntiChrist is about to be born
and so runs around committing sins so he can stain his soul and summon Satan in order to find out where the AntiChrist is being born so he can kill him.
A lot of the humor comes from how ill-prepared the naive priest is to handle his mission.
Consistently amusing. Some big laughs. Well written. Good acting. Violence used properly. Some nicely creepy moments.
If this sounds like it will appeal to you, it will appeal to you.
BONUS SHOCKA!!!!! - the writer and director is the same one who wrote and directed the execrable "Perdita Durango". So, the dude does have talent after all.
Check it out.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 03, 2021 04:26 PM (EERbD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 03, 2021 04:26 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:26 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 03, 2021 04:27 PM (MQFnu)
Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 04:27 PM (V13WU)
I later had the misfortune of debugging some user Basic code running on an off-brand platform using some early version of Microsoft Basic. The Basic had memory allocation problems, and would randomly crash or worse, give wrong results.
Took months and months to convince Microsoft that the defect was theirs. First they suggested that the user's coding style was to blame, which was ridiculous. I told them: if you don't want to see badly written code, then please don't sell a Basic interpreter.
Posted by: gp Attempts To Gain Function, And Fails at May 03, 2021 04:27 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2021 04:27 PM (1BKsw)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 04:27 PM (DXFDM)
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 03, 2021 04:26 PM (v3pYe)
I only met him once but I believe so.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 04:27 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 04:26 PM (V13WU)
I hope she's a psychotic axe murdering bitch.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 04:27 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2021 04:25 PM (7hF2c)
Weird, isn't it?
Posted by: The ADL, SPLC, and ACLU at May 03, 2021 04:27 PM (DvtjP)
Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:27 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 03, 2021 04:24 PM
The old ways are the best ways.
Posted by: VI, Emacs, & Edlin at May 03, 2021 04:27 PM (DMUuz)
Then took one look at the ole Ball and Chain...
This. Gates is what? 65? If he take viagra by the handful, maybe 20 years of doing the sugar daddy thing.
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at May 03, 2021 04:28 PM (FWn1L)
Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 04:26 PM (V13WU)
She's from Canada. You wouldn't know her.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 03, 2021 04:28 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:28 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 04:28 PM (Bmy3R)
It seems to me quite offensive to equate questions about voter fraud with propaganda designed to demonize Jews in Germany.
The left: Calling into question the honesty of a presidential election is akin to wanting to exterminate the Jews in the Holocaust!
Also the left: The 2000, 2004, and 2016 elections were all stolen. And probably 1980 as well.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2021 04:28 PM (JMMlQ)
Florida Gov. DeSantis suspends all remaining Covid restrictions: 'We are no longer in a state of emergency'
IT MOVED!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 04:24 PM (Bmy3R)
The jig is up, even dirtbag Murphy (NJ) wants to reopen "aggressively."
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 04:28 PM (HrMC1)
Well, so far today we have disappointed Mitt, Liz-ard, Cindy McCain and a host of other GOPe scumbags. So, it's been a good day.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 04:29 PM (jvt6t)
Trump 18 of 19
Obama 18 of 19
Biden 1 of 19
Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:28 PM (AwPyG)
This
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 04:29 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 03, 2021 04:20 PM (YYlyE)
A guy's gotta have something to do during the refractory period in between spankin it at the public library to furry porn, I guess.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 04:29 PM (DXFDM)
Posted by: azjaeger at May 03, 2021 04:29 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2021 04:30 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2021 04:30 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: State Street Capital at May 03, 2021 04:30 PM (DvtjP)
Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:30 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 03, 2021 04:21 PM (t+qrx)
OMG, that is perfect. Thank you so much for that.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 04:30 PM (DXFDM)
Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:31 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2021 04:31 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Y5 at May 03, 2021 04:31 PM (Kx4LX)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 03, 2021 04:32 PM (NVDjf)
Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 04:32 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:32 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 03, 2021 04:32 PM (6XLoz)
As I've said since about Nov. 7, how the F can they hold that this time??
They'd have to explain how an unliked nothing with no actual campaign, who was invisible, won 15M more votes that Obama during America's most idiotic election ever, the 2008 teen boy-band concert hysterical "oh, he's black!" campaign. And how an incumbent with 50%+ approval who increased his vote #s and broadened his demo reach more than any incumbent in modern history *lost* to a non-campaign.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 03, 2021 04:32 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 04:32 PM (OVEfo)
Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:32 PM (AwPyG)
How long before the ginger Windsorian calls it quits with Me-Again?
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Oh, that one ends in murder.
Professional opinion.
Posted by: Dr. Phil at May 03, 2021 04:33 PM (qdzUG)
Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 04:33 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 04:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2021 04:33 PM (Zny85)
This can only mean that the bushies are at least as big a part of the election fraud as the donks.
Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 04:33 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2021 04:30 PM (pNxlR)
I don't ever, ever see that happening. She is going to have to be the quits-caller.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2021 04:34 PM (Ez6QX)
I wasn't at Microsoft at that time, but I know people who were. I've heard clippy was 100% Melinda.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 03, 2021 04:34 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2021 04:33 PM (Zny85)
bingo, the rich and big business will always find a way around...but your 100% right it will kill the middle class and family businesses and middle class transfer of wealth to the next generation
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 04:35 PM (OVEfo)
If we were the EU, someone like Cuomo would have been put in charge and no one could even attempt to prove him wrong.
Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:35 PM (AwPyG)
This can only mean that the bushies are at least as big a part of the election fraud as the donks.
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HELLO?!! UNIPARTY.
Posted by: am i not here? at May 03, 2021 04:35 PM (/yn0M)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2021 04:36 PM (Xqi9c)
Posted by: gp Attempts To Gain Function, And Fails at May 03, 2021 04:37 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Clippy at May 03, 2021 04:37 PM (W4eKo)
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You you're saying the wives found out that they can't get a seat on the escape ship before SMOD hits?
Posted by: how bad could it be? at May 03, 2021 04:37 PM (/yn0M)
He is really, really dumb. like IQ 85 dumb.
Amazing, that the Royal Family has been able to keep this hidden so long. Now he's on his own, and its becoming apparent.
Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:37 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 03, 2021 04:38 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2021 04:38 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 03, 2021 04:38 PM (YYlyE)
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much like the Washington generals were to the globetrotters...
Posted by: work with me here people at May 03, 2021 04:38 PM (lsexN)
Grifters all.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2021 04:38 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2021 04:39 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: setnaffa at May 03, 2021 04:40 PM (OQc7P)
All those are your absentee ballots you can use to get you across the finish line for a victory.
Posted by: torabora at May 03, 2021 04:41 PM (ZjFZv)
I remember a thing about Bill Gates being the AntiChrist.
as i recall, it goes something like this: if you add up the values of the ASCII characters in "WILLIAM H. GATES", it adds up to 663. but he's bill gates III, so adding in that 3 gives you 666.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 03, 2021 04:41 PM (sGtp+)
The Left would have strung up her own father by his scrotum for his "war crimes" if they had gotten a hold of him, and here she is making common cause with the same people.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 04:01 PM (HrMC1)
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Dick must agree with her or he would have told her to tone it down.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 03, 2021 04:47 PM (RMGKK)
Actually, one guy told IBM he would sell them a version of DOS for $200,000. Gates then told them he would sell them a version for $40,000 as long as he could sell it to others. IBM agreed. Gates' version of DOS became widespread. Genius.
Another time, he decided to remove the copy protection from his software. Figured that people would steal copies from their employers for home use, which made the thieves more experienced with his software. Thieves would then tell their next employer to buy Microsoft soft because of their familiarity with it. Counterintuitive and genius.
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at May 03, 2021 04:49 PM (FWn1L)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 03, 2021 05:03 PM (FLiOE)
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Harry will probably stay married to her longer than he wants to, just because he's gonna dread facing all the "hey dude, we tried to warn you" stuff from his family and friends.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 03, 2021 05:12 PM (k4dH2)
It's amazing how it's like that never happened.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (4lxb3)
I believe all the energies of the MSM, the Democrats and the NT's are going into ensuring that the truth NEVER comes out.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 03:35
That's questions when they say no cheating. Fine, splain this.
Posted by: Farmer at May 03, 2021 05:17 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Redwine at May 03, 2021 05:26 PM (lf3lB)
You mean like this? Nanzi Pelosi, 2017: Our election was hijacked. There is no question. Congress has a duty to #ProtectOurDemocracy & #FollowTheFacts.
ps: Now do WMDs.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 03, 2021 05:28 PM (Ndje9)
She supported Joe Biden for POTUS. Of course, she "Fist bumped" him. She hates Trump and his supporters. The real question is: Why is she still the No. 3 House Republicans. She's not some rebel, she is the leader!
Posted by: rcocean at May 03, 2021 06:20 PM (evE25)
They'll do it again.
What's to stop them ?
81 million people voted for this corrupt corpse ?
It didn't happen.
But if it did, it means the USA is brain dead and doomed anyway.
It's over.
Posted by: RAIDERMAN818 at May 03, 2021 07:00 PM (i43un)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 03, 2021 04:32 PM (OTzUX)
Caution Comrade: Facts are racist.
Posted by: Voter theater. at May 03, 2021 08:37 PM (xXx5y)
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