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Engaged -- and Maybe Enraged -- Parents Demand the School Board Make Masks Optional For Kids.
The School Board Refuses, So They Take Over the Schoolboard.
The time for asking is over. The time for acting is now.
Hundreds of parents showed up to the Vail School Board meeting to demand the board make masks optional. The board didn't want to hear it so they walked out of the meeting before it even began. So the parents, under Robert's Rules of Order, voted in a new school board. Then, the new members voted to end the mask requirement in Vail Schools. The old school board members revealed exactly who they are and that includes GOP LD 10 Chairman, Chris King.Wait, a GOPer sided with the leftwing establishment to oppose the will of the people... ? That's just something I can't believe! Video at the link. We need more of this.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Dr Spank at April 28, 2021 04:15 PM (lUrek)
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Posted by: Vyx at April 28, 2021 04:19 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 04:19 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2021 04:19 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Wasn't that a lefty talking point once? at April 28, 2021 04:19 PM (JMMlQ)
This is going to get very interesting.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 28, 2021 04:19 PM (lUrek)
Posted by: RS at April 28, 2021 04:20 PM (1XDfN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2021 04:20 PM (7hF2c)
Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at April 28, 2021 04:20 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 04:20 PM (ifmtJ)
Remember, local politics is more important than national politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 04:19 PM (LvTSG)
YES. The last bastion of everyone's life. That is the hill to die on.
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2021 04:20 PM (6Je/Q)
Cannot have deplorables thinking they are qualified to govern themselves.
Posted by: tbodie at April 28, 2021 04:21 PM (/IMJl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2021 04:21 PM (63Dwl)
Remember, local politics is more important than national politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 04:19 PM (LvTSG)
YES. The last bastion of everyone's life. That is the hill to die on.
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2021 04:20 PM (6Je/Q)
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I don't see many FBI agents driving around. I do see a lot of local cops. The feds don't decide on which roads get repaved when. The feds don't decide where street lights go. The feds don't decide where to build new schools.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 04:21 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2021 04:22 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at April 28, 2021 04:22 PM (xopIz)
>What's that movie where Kevin Bacon (or Tom Cruise) was a computer genius and uploaded his conscience into his wife's computer and harassed
her after his death?
Johnny Depp in "Transcendence?"
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2021 04:19 PM (bDqIh
Sharkman just watched it. Keanu Reeves.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
Now I'm extra confused.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2021 04:22 PM (OcETR)
Posted by: Bete at April 28, 2021 04:22 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2021 04:22 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2021 04:22 PM (Cxk7w)
However, even this half glass empty stooge appreciates a victory when its achieved.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 28, 2021 04:23 PM (cwI4U)
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2021 04:23 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Dr of Edumacology at April 28, 2021 04:23 PM (5RTdG)
Posted by: RS at April 28, 2021 04:24 PM (1XDfN)
This is going to get very interesting.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Oh, they won't lose any funds.
Posted by: DR Jill Biden at April 28, 2021 04:24 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at April 28, 2021 04:24 PM (xopIz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2021 04:24 PM (7hF2c)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2021 04:24 PM (guGkK)
Damnable, cursed larents.
Yeah, we've been trinking. So what?!?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 28, 2021 04:24 PM (H5knJ)
This is going to get very interesting.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Must be nice. Here the schools get money based on kids in the district, so kids going to other choices just makes for an easier job for the public schools as they have all the money and less of the kids to deal with.
Posted by: Bete at April 28, 2021 04:24 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2021 04:24 PM (OcETR)
It's like playing guitar on the MTV.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 28, 2021 04:25 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Bete at April 28, 2021 04:22 PM (Ojki1)
I read, "FBI goons"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2021 04:25 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: f'd at April 28, 2021 04:25 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2021 04:25 PM (6Je/Q)
Engaged -- and Maybe Enraged -- Parents...
As long as they weren't Engorged...
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2021 04:24 PM (OcETR)
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I'm afraid that we've come to the point where power mad scolds in our local governments will only learn after a few of them are eaten.
Engorged it must be.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 04:25 PM (LvTSG)
Yeah, that's what I was going to ask. The linked article is apparently from some radio station and "Tucson" appears down near the bottom of the page.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2021 04:25 PM (qc+VF)
Posted by: Bete
Here, it's asses in seats.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2021 04:26 PM (OCTRt)
I am altering Robert's Rules of Order; Pray I don't alter it further.
Posted by: Darth Justice Roberts at April 28, 2021 04:26 PM (awtm/)
The virus just keeps on giving.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 28, 2021 04:26 PM (5RTdG)
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger Proving He is Not A Mature Adult For Quoting Aliens at April 28, 2021 04:26 PM (0lfo8)
Posted by: huerfano at April 28, 2021 04:26 PM (DzhEB)
Posted by: CBS News at April 28, 2021 04:26 PM (lUrek)
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2021 04:26 PM (6Je/Q)
A guess? Year-round residents, not the posh people whose Vail home is a 2nd, 3rd, 4th home they seasonally occupy. These are the ones who keep the town running.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2021 04:26 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 04:26 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2021 04:26 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 28, 2021 04:27 PM (sy5kK)
As long as they weren't Engorged...
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2021 04:24 PM (OcETR)
The one job some teachers are looking at getting back to.
Posted by: Bete at April 28, 2021 04:27 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 04:27 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2021 04:27 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2021 04:19 PM (6Je/Q)
Bedroom community for Tucson, AZ. Not too surprising. Smart people who don't want to live in Tucson proper.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado - Tempus belli) at April 28, 2021 04:27 PM (N3El/)
Posted by: CBS News at April 28, 2021 04:26 PM (lUrek)
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Women and minorities hardest hit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 04:28 PM (LvTSG)
Yeah, the cocksucking school board members ABDICATED their offices. You cannot just abdicate and return whenever you feel like it.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2021 04:28 PM (OcETR)
DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE?????
Local heroes indeed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2021 04:28 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Loki, the Original Chinee Virus at April 28, 2021 04:28 PM (KqiMr)
Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 28, 2021 04:28 PM (nxdel)
Local heroes indeed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2021 04:28 PM (guGkK)
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A little bit before, but a whole lot now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 04:28 PM (LvTSG)
, auto cucumber would change it to what it wants any other time
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2021 04:28 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2021 04:28 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Roy at April 28, 2021 04:29 PM (Ti+Tv)
As Attorney General (I am not a lawyer, that is a feature not a bug) I will have my hands full disolving the DOJ and the FBI after making my list to hand over to military courts for persons brought up on charges of treason.
Posted by: Minuteman at April 28, 2021 04:29 PM (aAtq3)
Posted by: Drc at April 28, 2021 04:29 PM (vbaSG)
(key in Star Trek music when the Thralls were fighting. This is what is sounds like...when the Thralls fight!)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at April 28, 2021 04:29 PM (vcOmj)
Ah, OK
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2021 04:26 PM (bDqIh)
Much less skiing in that one, I'll assume.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2021 04:29 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2021 04:29 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger Proving He is Not A Mature Adult For Quoting Aliens at April 28, 2021 04:29 PM (0lfo8)
Greeks: We elected new ones and are leaving.
Posted by: Vir Cotto at April 28, 2021 04:29 PM (TbBRI)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 28, 2021 04:29 PM (5RTdG)
they're going to lose LOTS of students next school year to private and
home schooling. They're going to lose funding. They're STILL not
openly saying they'll allow kids face to face without fucking masks.
This is going to get very interesting.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Albuquerque Public Schools lost 4000 students (to other open schools, other states, and students abandoning their education). To the administrators, they'll view this as a win, because the revenue really won't change, just the head count.
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at April 28, 2021 04:30 PM (tW76d)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2021 04:30 PM (L2ZTs)
It's a mark of how completely fucked up things have gotten when you see a typo like this and aren't immediately sure that it's a typo, rather than some made-up bullshit like "xhe" or "Latinx".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2021 04:30 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2021 04:30 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Bete at April 28, 2021 04:24 PM (Ojki1)
Oh that's just bullshit.
Posted by: Jordan61, gizzard pledge at April 28, 2021 04:31 PM (MRr/m)
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2021 04:31 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Adriane the 6th Edition Works for Me Critic ... at April 28, 2021 04:31 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare
Well, I certainly hope so!
Somedays I just feel like smacking around some woman or a minority.
That's right. I'm white, and I have a penis.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at April 28, 2021 04:31 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 28, 2021 04:31 PM (4a9Vv)
I am altering Robert's Rules of Order; Pray I don't alter it further.
Posted by: Darth Justice Roberts at April 28, 2021 04:26 PM (awtm/)
lol
Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 04:32 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2021 04:28 PM (guGkK)
Local ones here figured out that trying to continual virtual schooling would be bad for their future career and are not doing it past the end of the school year.
Guess they fear someone talking vouchers may get some people who otherwise vote the way the union wants deciding their kids are more important.
Posted by: Bete at April 28, 2021 04:32 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: f'd at April 28, 2021 04:32 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 28, 2021 04:31 PM (4a9Vv)
Gary Larson video?
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2021 04:32 PM (6Je/Q)
Local property taxes don't usually change with head count, but state and federal funding certainly does.
That's why the scumbags will keep thugs in school at all costs, even when they're not learning, or, far worse, preventing any of the other kids from learning.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2021 04:32 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Vir Cotto at April 28, 2021 04:32 PM (TbBRI)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 28, 2021 04:33 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2021 04:31 PM (6Je/Q)
Word.
Posted by: School Administrators at April 28, 2021 04:33 PM (/IMJl)
Anybody? Nothing?
Damn, tough crowd tonight.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2021 04:33 PM (t+qrx)
This is going to get very interesting.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm guessing that TX is like WA, in that the Feds pay out a tidy sum to the public school districts for each student.
In WA, it's like $12,000 a kid. In the large suburban district my SIL teaches, about 30% of the headcount just "disappeared" last year. Yet, the Feds still pay the school district anyway. Shouldn't that $12k per kid go to where the kid is attending? And if it is home-schooling, then the Feds should be mailing that check directly to the parents.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 28, 2021 04:33 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2021 04:31 PM (6Je/Q)
Word.
Posted by: School Administrators
It's just Johnson and this damn war!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at April 28, 2021 04:34 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 04:34 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 28, 2021 04:34 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 28, 2021 04:31 PM (4a9Vv)
........
22 minutes of cow farts?
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2021 04:35 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: f'd at April 28, 2021 04:35 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: davidt at April 28, 2021 04:35 PM (pnSY9)
Posted by: hogmartin
Needs some tenderizing.
Really, they're too chewy.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at April 28, 2021 04:35 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2021 04:35 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 28, 2021 04:34 PM (ufFY
#BackTheBlue!
Posted by: Bete at April 28, 2021 04:35 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 04:34 PM (lmikk)
A Mask is also a Muzzle...
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2021 04:35 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 28, 2021 04:35 PM (nxdel)
threatened if they are required to get their fat cellulite-pocked asses
back in their classrooms has been one of the most shameful spectacles
of this whole miserable pandemic episode.
DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE?????
Local heroes indeed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2021 04:28 PM (guGkK)
Side benefit. We'd settle for you doing the job you are still being paid to not do.
Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 04:36 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at April 28, 2021 04:35 PM (vcOmj)
Here. Try a beef pizzle.
*sticks bull dick into USB port*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2021 04:36 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: tbodie at April 28, 2021 04:36 PM (/IMJl)
Anybody? Nothing?
Damn, tough crowd tonight.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2021 04:33 PM (t+qrx)
hogmartin, did you by chance get her phone number? help a buddy out here.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 28, 2021 04:36 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2021 04:37 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Orwell at April 28, 2021 04:37 PM (pnSY9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2021 04:37 PM (63Dwl)
Patriot: "How do you know?"
Patriot: "You can't adjourn a meeting you didn't call to order."
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 28, 2021 04:37 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 04:34 PM (lmikk)
This not why Lone Ranger wear 'um mask.
Posted by: Tonto at April 28, 2021 04:37 PM (guGkK)
In WA, it's like $12,000 a kid. In the large suburban district my SIL teaches, about 30% of the headcount just "disappeared" last year. Yet, the Feds still pay the school district anyway. Shouldn't that $12k per kid go to where the kid is attending? And if it is home-schooling, then the Feds should be mailing that check directly to the parents.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
In Texas, it's butts in seats. No butts, no pay. Which is why they freak out over snow days, truancy, etc.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2021 04:38 PM (OCTRt)
That's why the scumbags will keep thugs in school at all costs, even
when they're not learning, or, far worse, preventing any of the other
kids from learning.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2021 04:32 PM (JZT2F)
Yeah, true. There's been lost of talk among parents that the standard headcounting required for Federal funding hasn't been taking place, especially through the fully online period that just ended a month ago (half of APS students are still online by choice). In comparison, a friend in FL (Orange County Public Schools) has been doing the home calls to find kids not in class or online for class.
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at April 28, 2021 04:38 PM (tW76d)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2021 04:38 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 28, 2021 04:34 PM (ufFY
Its Pima County. Their boss is a huge open borders lefty.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado - Tempus belli) at April 28, 2021 04:38 PM (N3El/)
Posted by: iandeal at April 28, 2021 04:38 PM (vgGyZ)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 28, 2021 04:39 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 28, 2021 04:39 PM (UYP1T)
No Mister Bond, I want you to teach.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2021 04:37 PM (7bRMQ)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 04:39 PM (lmikk)
Just a note from a couple of threads ago, you left out God's Own Rifle Cartridge, the 30.06....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2021 04:39 PM (7bRMQ)
The School was NOT pleased.
When I was in school in Calif., the district got money from the State based on attendance. Being sick or having to go to court were "excused", meaning the state still paid. Unexcused absences cost the district money. Your kids grades were affected. Wife's friend was from some state that didn't care if the kid was in school or not.
Welcome to Texas.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at April 28, 2021 04:40 PM (xopIz)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 28, 2021 04:40 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
*fistbump
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2021 04:40 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: iandeal at April 28, 2021 04:38 PM (vgGyZ)
I was thinking more along the lines of how to deal with cancer, because that is now exactly what the Left has become in America.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 28, 2021 04:40 PM (sy5kK)
Better than to listen to filthy peasants...
Posted by: President Liz Cheney at April 28, 2021 04:40 PM (VYjdj)
Posted by: Tonto at April 28, 2021 04:37 PM (guGkK)
You know, that is another one of those things that hits you: remember when a mark of a free and upstanding citizen was to walk with your face uncovered and look people in the eye. Give a smile to a pretty girl.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 04:41 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2021 04:41 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 28, 2021 04:41 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 28, 2021 04:39 PM (UYP1T)
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As an Arizona resident, this is the first thing to fill me with hope that this state isn't a lost cause. Still, there has to be a helluva lot more of this to save it from the Dems.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 28, 2021 04:41 PM (cwI4U)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 04:41 PM (lmikk)
Soooo, slap or tickle?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 28, 2021 04:41 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: f'd at April 28, 2021 04:42 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Filthy peasants at April 28, 2021 04:42 PM (VYjdj)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 28, 2021 04:41 PM (VcFUs)
I have found the tickle usually works best to start things off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 04:43 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Math Checksout at April 28, 2021 04:44 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: sven at April 28, 2021 04:44 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 28, 2021 04:44 PM (Bwq3v)
Primus will be performing a tribute to Rush during their upcoming tour. They will perform the Rush album "A Farewell to Kings" in its entirety as part of each night's show.
https://tinyurl.com/cbwaca56
Posted by: Doof (Take off, eh!) at April 28, 2021 04:45 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: f'd at April 28, 2021 04:45 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Ripley at April 28, 2021 04:45 PM (MxEKc)
Ugh. One of my least favorite.
Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 04:46 PM (KnJdm)
Indeed, as i only occasionally say.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 28, 2021 04:46 PM (1kzjW)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2021 04:46 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: f'd at April 28, 2021 04:46 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at April 28, 2021 04:47 PM (yQpMk)
Ram it home.
Posted by: sven at April 28, 2021 04:44 PM (Lzpvj)
We prefer to Ram it Down!
Posted by: Judas Priest at April 28, 2021 04:47 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 28, 2021 04:47 PM (UYP1T)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 04:48 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2021 04:48 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Aetius451AD"
The video at the bottom of the link.
"This video is the entire meeting from when the school board fled to the
end when a new board was elected and the vote to end the mask
requirement."
Posted by: f'd at April 28, 2021 04:49 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Paladin at April 28, 2021 04:49 PM (7hzzD)
Posted by: davidt at April 28, 2021 04:50 PM (pnSY9)
Posted by: It's me donna
Should be as interesting, genuine and original, as one of the speeches from the animatronics in the "Hall Of Presidents" at Disneyland.
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 28, 2021 04:51 PM (UYP1T)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 04:48 PM (lmikk)
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The Detectives
Posted by: Elvis Costello at April 28, 2021 04:51 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: f'd at April 28, 2021 04:51 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 28, 2021 04:44 PM (Bwq3v)
That's what happens when you include white hispanic to the mix.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 04:51 PM (2DOZq)
This is an unconscionable Attack On Our Precious Democracy!
It's unthinkable.
The Vail Police Department needs to stand behind our fundamental, guiding principles and shoot every single of these motherfuckers in the back. As long as they're white. But they should kill the black ones too, if they look too "Trumpy." You know what we mean.
That said, iz hotdog samwich?
Posted by: Conservative Media Ecosystem™ at April 28, 2021 04:52 PM (Uh2oA)
No doubt there are other snort worthy lines in the edited and spliced speech too.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2021 04:53 PM (7hF2c)
Posted by: Cornpop at April 28, 2021 04:53 PM (l7udz)
Posted by: Math Checksout at April 28, 2021 04:53 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 28, 2021 04:53 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2021 04:53 PM (etvYi)
Posted by: Cornpop at April 28, 2021 04:53 PM (l7udz)
Everyone is most conservative about anything they give a fuck about.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 04:53 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 04:51 PM (2DOZq)
I'm an Irish Hispanic.
Posted by: Carlos O' Kelly's at April 28, 2021 04:53 PM (Bwq3v)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 28, 2021 04:44 PM (Bwq3v)
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You forgot to say "scuse me while I"
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2021 04:54 PM (mZUr4)
I am altering Robert's Rules of Order; Pray I don't alter it further.
Posted by: Darth Justice Roberts
*golf clap*
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 28, 2021 04:54 PM (GBZnB)
Posted by: f'd at April 28, 2021 04:54 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 28, 2021 04:54 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Anacleto Mitraglia at April 28, 2021 04:55 PM (vq59w)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 04:55 PM (lmikk)
10,000 people, with mostly 2 parent families (69%). 7% of moms as single head of household.
Sounds like a good place 25 miles from Tucson.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2021 04:55 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2021 04:55 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 28, 2021 04:56 PM (DXFDM)
but not if they go to private or home school
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 28, 2021 04:56 PM (GBZnB)
Posted by: Carlos O' Kelly's at April 28, 2021 04:53 PM (Bwq3v)
Heh, my son is. You'd never tell it by looking at him though. He looks so Hispanic that when we lived in San Diego people would just start talking to him in Spanish.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 04:56 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 28, 2021 04:56 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 28, 2021 04:56 PM (2Rqfq)
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 28, 2021 04:57 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Cornpop at April 28, 2021 04:57 PM (l7udz)
Posted by: 99Problems at April 28, 2021 04:57 PM (R8nav)
Posted by: Eat The Eloi at April 28, 2021 04:57 PM (V3EEC)
I tried to get a friend & conservative on the local city school board. Quite an eye-opener of an election. He was totally disgusted with the process. It was a win for the deep state and corruption.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2021 04:57 PM (u82oZ)
I look forward to the reviews. Sadly, I won't be able to watch as I am scheduled to be busy. Doing other stuff. Walking the neighborhood. Petting the dogs. Checking out the freezer. Important stuff.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2021 04:58 PM (etvYi)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 28, 2021 04:44 PM (Bwq3v)
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2021 04:58 PM (W2Pud)
The Commie-Lay 2024 fix is in good and hard. It's going to be a real challenge to drag her skank ass across the finish line, so they're kneecapping any potential primary opponents.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2021 04:58 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: EveR at April 28, 2021 04:58 PM (R0z7P)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2021 04:58 PM (etvYi)
Yes, and if worse comes to worse my pudd needs a coat of polish.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 28, 2021 04:59 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2021 04:59 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: davidt at April 28, 2021 04:50 PM (pnSY9)
.......
Nope. And I didn't see a single Halloween Viking helmet.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2021 04:59 PM (v0R5T)
How soon before we hear that Robert's Rules of Order are patriarchal and racist?
Posted by: Homo Viator at April 28, 2021 04:59 PM (QGFQo)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 28, 2021 04:44 PM (Bwq3v)
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2021 04:58 PM (W2Pud)
Cal-cu-la-tor. Not wood peckulator.
Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 04:59 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2021 05:00 PM (tkAdQ)
Posted by: donger at April 28, 2021 05:00 PM (P1VGO)
I heard Joe is going to speak tonight. Beforehand, of course, his doctor will load him up with some of that great "performance juice" he loves so much.
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Bogus. I'm busy and can't watch. I hate that I have to miss one of his """live""" appearances. Because they have to juice him, it's the time he's likeliest to shuffle off this mortal coil right on camera. It's like the excitement of watching people on tightropes, except I wouldn't be sad if it goes all wrong.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2021 05:00 PM (Uh2oA)
Just like AoSHQ, there are lots of good people there, and then there is me.
See you all tomorrow morning.
Have a great & fun night, without a sheet of social distancing.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2021 05:00 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: EveR at April 28, 2021 04:58 PM (R0z7P)
That's exactly what I figured. You parents have no standing. The kids belong to us. We just let you pay for them.
That's not hyperbole- it is what they actually believe about everything.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 05:01 PM (lmikk)
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Some British Dude who they couldn't wait to get rid of the first chance they had.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2021 05:01 PM (7m4mh)
One sneaky one is to derail the topic to something innocuous, let people blather about that for a long time, then call for "previous question", which forces an immediate vote on the last item that was formally on the floor for consideration (which most people have forgotten).
There are a bunch of others.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2021 05:01 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 28, 2021 05:01 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: f'd at April 28, 2021 05:02 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Anonosaurus at April 28, 2021 05:02 PM (vhTPE)
........
Be careful Joe. Don't take any questions that might get you into trouble.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2021 05:02 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
I vote for extinct.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2021 05:02 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Keith Richards at April 28, 2021 05:02 PM (pnSY9)
I've already seen that, actually. There was a story about it just a couple of weeks ago.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2021 05:02 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2021 05:03 PM (7m4mh)
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Be careful Joe. Don't take any questions that might get you into trouble.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2021 05:02 PM (v0R5T)
One of these days, we are going to see him stroke out on stage. In front of green screen?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 05:03 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2021 05:03 PM (JZT2F)
Or the Wongs.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2021 05:03 PM (7m4mh)
May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!
-Jack Burton
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 05:04 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: f'd at April 28, 2021 05:04 PM (Tnijr)
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... and lamp post ornamentation, but mostly lamp post ornamentation.
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2021 05:04 PM (bs0pV)
Results in 1-2 days. It was drive-thru. You do it yourself.
I have a whole bottle of hydroxy that my daughter gave me months ago. Should I start taking it now do you think or wait for test results?
Posted by: Tami at April 28, 2021 05:04 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: f'd at April 28, 2021 05:05 PM (Tnijr)
I came into the :
Worst economic crisis since the great depression
Worst attack on our democracy since the Civil War
(That was apparently the Jan. 6th stuff)
https://www.weaselzippers.us/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2021 05:06 PM (7hF2c)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2021 05:00 PM (Uh2oA)
There would be a fight between the Speaker of the House and the President of The Senate over who was next in succession.
Posted by: Fox2! at April 28, 2021 05:06 PM (E4NQ0)
Posted by: Keith Richards at April 28, 2021 05:02 PM (pnSY9)
It gave me the squirts.
Posted by: zombie Kirk Douglas at April 28, 2021 05:06 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Tami at April 28, 2021 05:04 PM (cF8AT)
A whole box of Hydrox? Don't those have to be around 15 years old? I dunno, sounds a bit risky.
Although, I do believe everyone should be able to make their own health care decisions.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 05:06 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2021 05:03 PM (JZT2F)
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Is that from a six-pack of undigested Ensure soaking through his diapers?
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2021 05:06 PM (bs0pV)
One of these days, we are going to see him stroke out on stage. In front of green screen?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 05:03 PM (lmikk)
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We already did once. Dem primary debate.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2021 05:06 PM (Uh2oA)
How soon before we hear that Robert's Rules of Order are patriarchal and racist?
Posted by: Homo Viator
They are switching over to Roberta's Rules.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2021 05:06 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: f'd at April 28, 2021 05:07 PM (Tnijr)
Plus, kosher.
Also, they were the originals. Oreos were the knockoffs. Look it up.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2021 05:07 PM (JZT2F)
Hmmm.
Seems we missed a big chance during the infamous Capitol Insurrection on Jan 6 when Nancy et al boogied out.
Posted by: ChuckALuck at April 28, 2021 05:07 PM (VjGsQ)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2021 05:07 PM (JMMlQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2021 05:06 PM (7hF2c)
I saw some of that. "Worst pandemic in a century." Never mind AIDS, and the Spanish Flu (101 years ago).
Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 05:08 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Fox2! at April 28, 2021 05:06 PM (E4NQ0)
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It's already been arranged ... for be current Governor of Georgia, Tank Abrams.
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2021 05:08 PM (bs0pV)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2021 05:07 PM (JMMlQ)
Even AOC said that girl was kinda stupid.
Posted by: Roy at April 28, 2021 05:08 PM (Ti+Tv)
Far be it to follow medical advice from me, Tami, but K took hydroxy for years to teat RA. It was prescribed precisely because it both worked and had few side effects. That written, from what I understand Hydroxy only is effective within the first few days of onset and should be supplemented with zinc
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 28, 2021 05:08 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: ChuckALuck at April 28, 2021 05:07 PM (VjGsQ)
*types*
*deletes*
*ponders*
*types*
*deletes*
Yes. Most likely.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 05:09 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2021 05:09 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2021 05:09 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 28, 2021 05:09 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Fox2! at April 28, 2021 05:06 PM
if only we could get Bob Menery to do the play-by-play
...and there's dr.jill off the turnbuckle with a flying knee drop...
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 28, 2021 05:10 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 28, 2021 04:31 PM (4a9Vv)
They do get a bit global warming preachy but I guess that's what you have to do nowadays. Good otherwise.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 28, 2021 05:10 PM (Bwq3v)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 28, 2021 05:10 PM (FLiOE)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 28, 2021 05:08 PM (puu6v)
Well that time frame would be now, right? Also taking zinc & D3.
Posted by: Tami at April 28, 2021 05:10 PM (cF8AT)
Unfortunate typos but heartfelt
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 28, 2021 05:09 PM (puu6v)
*mind blown*
Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 05:11 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 05:08 PM (KnJdm)
Hmmm, Spanish Flu death toll was something like 40 million(?) I hesitate to look it up because I would not be surprised if they have been changing things. We are still (even with every flu and respiratory death being counted as covid) at something like 1-2 million?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 05:11 PM (lmikk)
Eh, President Harris could announce she's making Xi Jinping VP-In-Absentia, and nobody would say "boo."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2021 05:11 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: f'd at April 28, 2021 05:12 PM (Tnijr)
Unfortunate typos but heartfelt
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 28, 2021 05:09 PM (puu6v)
Are you commenting ahead of time? HOW DID YOU GET THE KEYS T THE TIME MACHINE?!?! WHERE IS IT?!?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 05:12 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2021 05:12 PM (7hF2c)
Posted by: Colin at April 28, 2021 05:12 PM (c9emE)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 28, 2021 05:12 PM (2goRJ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 28, 2021 05:13 PM (o2MD2)
Yes. 40-50 million. And 1918-1919. So, in reality, if we are being honest about when the pandemic started, it is within the century of China virus. AIDS, 25 million, and ongoing to present time.
Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 05:13 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: f'd at April 28, 2021 05:13 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: f'd at April 28, 2021 05:12 PM (Tnijr)
You have to love the language. They will allow the people they rule the right to comment on their children's fate- but not have any real say in it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 05:13 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at April 28, 2021 05:13 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Tami at April 28, 2021 05:10 PM (cF8AT)
Have you been taking it all along and still got sick? Sorry for being nosey, I'm just curious.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 05:13 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: davidt at April 28, 2021 05:13 PM (pnSY9)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 28, 2021 05:13 PM (o2MD2)
The better your immune system- the worse you fared. Cytokine(sp?) Storm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 05:14 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 28, 2021 05:14 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
The difference being, it had a real body count. People were literally dying in the streets.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2021 05:14 PM (OCTRt)
The Middle Class built the U.S. and the U.S. is unions.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2021 05:12 PM (7hF2c)
Does that make sense to someone else?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 05:15 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: davidt at April 28, 2021 05:13 PM (pnSY9)
Interesting bit of history.
The Anti-Mask League of 1919: The Cultural Battle of an Enduring Pandemic
https://tinyurl.com/6k94rhvs
Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 05:15 PM (KnJdm)
It definitely would've been front page "TOLD YOU SO!!!" news for a couple of weeks, too.
It's so weird how it hasn't happened, isn't it?
Posted by: Revrentuh Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr the 3rd, Foster Dad, Pollution Expert at April 28, 2021 05:16 PM (4lxb3)
Nah, those techniques are old and busted. The new hotness is to just declare that the government has way more money than it did yesterday.
This is called "quantitative easing", because that sounds better than "firing up the printing press".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2021 05:16 PM (JZT2F)
This guy is a trip.
https://tinyurl.com/w3u8m7wr
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2021 05:16 PM (etvYi)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 28, 2021 05:16 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2021 05:14 PM (OCTRt)
Masks prevented that.
And masks would save us all if you damned science deniers would just believe in them.
Posted by: Karen the Hobo, Boulder CO at April 28, 2021 05:16 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2021 04:58 PM (W2Pud)
What happened? Was he wearing a V neck tee ?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 05:16 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 05:13 PM (Ez6QX)
Not the HCQ. I have been taking the zinc & D3 for a while but not consistently.
And as of now I don't know for sure if I have it.
Just wanted advice from the HQ medical community.
Posted by: Tami at April 28, 2021 05:17 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Archer at April 28, 2021 05:17 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2021 05:14 PM (OCTRt)
By percentage of population, it was pretty high. Note: it was noteworthy with WWI going on. Just think about that one. Actually that was one of the reasons it was bad. IIRC, the kids who were joining up to fight here in America (farm kids seeing a lot of people for the first time) were hardest hit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 05:17 PM (lmikk)
The Middle Class built the U.S. and the U.S. is unions.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2021 05:12 PM (7hF2c)
Does that make sense to someone else?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 05:15 PM (lmikk)
Won't that make anti-union Bezos public enemy #1?
Posted by: Bete at April 28, 2021 05:17 PM (Ojki1)
People are getting really damned sick of this crap.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2021 05:18 PM (KZzsI)
I've been leaning toward Fauci is mentally ill recently. I thkught it was a corrupt bureaucrat/old man glory whoring for a long time but something else is going on.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 28, 2021 05:18 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Tami at April 28, 2021 05:17 PM (cF8AT)
Hot iron. I'm out.
Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 05:18 PM (KnJdm)
And as of now I don't know for sure if I have it.
Just wanted advice from the HQ medical community.
Posted by: Tami at April 28, 2021 05:17 PM (cF8AT)
Well I hope you feel better! I was asking because I've been taking D3 and zinc and figured that made me immune.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 05:18 PM (Ez6QX)
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Does that make sense to someone else?
****
It's teeing up his EO outlawing right to work states.
Posted by: Revrentuh Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr the 3rd, Foster Dad, Pollution Expert at April 28, 2021 05:19 PM (4lxb3)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at April 28, 2021 05:19 PM (K58O6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 05:15 PM (lmikk)
I apologize. I mangled it. It's "the Middle Class built this country, and the unions built the Middle Class."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2021 05:19 PM (7hF2c)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 28, 2021 05:19 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2021 05:19 PM (Cxk7w)
Its not 100% easy to tell but the main symptoms that set it apart are an unrelenting cough you can never get over, and a loss of taste. The shortness of breath comes with the coughing, I'm not sure its a symptom on its own.
Just a nasty cold for most people who get sick. The majority barely notice like most seasonal guck.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2021 05:20 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 28, 2021 05:18 PM (puu6v)
He and others like him are owned. Owned by some of the most powerful and dangerous entities in the world. People behave strangely in those types of situations.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 28, 2021 05:20 PM (Bwq3v)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 05:20 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 28, 2021 05:20 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Colin at April 28, 2021 05:20 PM (c9emE)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 28, 2021 05:20 PM (0V/8D)
The opposite, it was proven to do nothing.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2021 05:20 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 28, 2021 05:21 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 28, 2021 05:19 PM (kTF2Z)
They won't watch it either, they'll just hear from their local news or TV personality that it was wonderful and take that as Gospel.
Posted by: Bete at April 28, 2021 05:21 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2021 05:19 PM (7hF2c)
Hmmm, I figured, but it seems ludicrous. I would say home ownership was one of the defining characteristics of the middle class (being wealthy enough to move out of the cities, not the reverse as the government seems to believe. You do not give someone a house and suddenly they become wealthier.) So if you go that route, the Unions may have improved working conditions, but it was more white collar work being available that sealed the deal. That and private business, etc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 05:22 PM (lmikk)
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Like Tray-Tray, they'll end up using images of when he was in 8th grade.
Posted by: Revrentuh Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr the 3rd, Foster Dad, Pollution Expert at April 28, 2021 05:22 PM (4lxb3)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 28, 2021 05:22 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 05:18 PM (Ez6QX)
You have to add tonic water .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 05:22 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2021 05:22 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Tami at April 28, 2021 05:17 PM (cF8AT)
........
Wear something nice but not too sexy to meet his parents.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2021 05:22 PM (v0R5T)
Worst economic crisis since the great depression
Watch your mouth, Slo Jo -- that's Clinton Country you're sliding into and long walks in Ft. Marcy Park usually follow those transgressions.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2021 05:23 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 05:22 PM (2DOZq)
I can do that. Can I put booze in it?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 05:23 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 28, 2021 05:23 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2021 05:23 PM (KZzsI)
So the middle class built America, eh? I have it on good, mostly peaceful authority that slave labor built America.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2021 05:23 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2021 05:20 PM (KZzsI)
Except probably help spread it even more .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 05:23 PM (2DOZq)
Can you possibly fit anymore into your nic line? I think you're reaching the limit. LOL
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2021 05:24 PM (7hF2c)
in between sucking strange men's sex organs, that is
Posted by: DB- just DB at April 28, 2021 05:24 PM (iTXRQ)
It is also observationally confirmed by the complete lack of any connection between mask mandates or behavior and infection rates - this complete lack of any correlation extends to every "policy" adopted in the last year.
Sweden changed almost nothing about K-10 schooling (the equivalent there), and result? No fatalities in school-age cohort (AFAIK), and teachers/staff slightly less affected then overall population (probably entirely a function of average age).
The entire world has abandoned science and reason - and lots of knowledge and experience - in the last year. Don't see much hope.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2021 05:24 PM (OTzUX)
Well, I suppose Democrat owned slave kennels are sort of like a union hall. And they had a form of UBI.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2021 05:24 PM (Uh2oA)
I apologize. I mangled it. It's "the Middle Class built this country, and the unions built the Middle Class."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2021 05:19 PM (7hF2c)
------------------------------------Joe will mangle it worse, so in a sense, you did his planned quote justice.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2021 05:24 PM (etvYi)
Posted by: Tami at April 28, 2021 05:17 PM (cF8AT)
Leeches always help to ease an over-sanguine disposition....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Leechmonger at April 28, 2021 05:24 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2021 05:23 PM (KZzsI)
Depends on how you define 'middle class'. If you look at a homeowner outside of the big city or farmer- sure. What are our definitions here?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 05:24 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2021 05:24 PM (Cxk7w)
Are you going to be a dental floss tycoon?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2021 05:24 PM (KZzsI)
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Caused 100% by the same government* who now insists we need to embrace electric cars and windmills to "solve" it.
* During the greatest period of growth and wealth building in 50 years, all driven by our only competitive advantage of low energy costs. Yes, quick, let's stop that fossil fuel stuff because reasons.
Posted by: Revrentuh Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr the 3rd, Foster Dad, Pollution Expert at April 28, 2021 05:24 PM (4lxb3)
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2021 05:25 PM (mZUr4)
The loonies in Oregon are trying to make masks eternal. This says one of 2 things:
1.) You think we should have been living this way for the past 10,000 years and we were utter fools for walking around with naked faces.
2.) You think diseases now are somehow more dangerous than they were just a couple of years ago. Can you tell me how that happened?
Posted by: RKae at April 28, 2021 05:25 PM (rgXNt)
Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 28, 2021 05:25 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 28, 2021 05:20 PM (0V/8D)
The media always lies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2021 05:25 PM (mzC78)
moving to Montana. Doesn't care what type of house, just that we have
some acreage for livestock and crops. I said " my favorite show is
Mountain Men so I'm pretty sure I can do it."
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 28, 2021 05:23 PM (kTF2Z)
Strike while the iron is hot.
Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 05:25 PM (KnJdm)
They will have kids wearing masks FOREVER.
This will never end.
Once a douchebag like Fat Big Gretch gets a hold of some delicious power, she grabs onto it and will never let go.
These people are insane.
Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 28, 2021 05:25 PM (a7obE)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Leechmonger at April 28, 2021 05:24 PM (PiwSw)
Drain the ill humors. Get rid of the yellow and white bile. Here, take this poultice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 05:25 PM (lmikk)
Can you possibly fit anymore into your nic line? I think you're reaching the limit. LOL
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2021 05:24 PM (7hF2c)
***
OH NO YOU DINT
Posted by: Revrentuh Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr the 3rd, Foster Dad, Pollution Expert at April 28, 2021 05:26 PM (4lxb3)
"So the middle class built America, eh? I have it on good, mostly peaceful authority that slave labor built America."
Thats the thing about slave labor. The agrarian profits from it lasted indefinitely, and eclipsed the entire industrial and technological output of the US from 1865 to now. Yet the average Lotto winner dissipates his winnings in about 5 years. Amazing that.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 28, 2021 05:26 PM (5RTdG)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 05:22 PM (2DOZq)
I can do that. Can I put booze in it?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 05:23 PM (Ez6QX
I don't know if Gin is a Covid prophylactic approved, I know bourbon is.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 05:26 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2021 05:24 PM (Cxk7w)
I find it hilarious that Walmart got rid of greeters and then had to stations someone at the door with a digital pad to keep track of people in the store.
Posted by: Bete at April 28, 2021 05:26 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 28, 2021 05:26 PM (cSyAR)
But keep voting harder people.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2021 05:26 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 28, 2021 05:25 PM (nxdel)
Oooh, I still need to do that! Thanks for reminding me.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 05:26 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2021 05:12 PM (7hF2c)
Does that make sense to someone else?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 05:15 PM (lmikk)
.........
Maybe L.L. Zamenhoff.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2021 05:26 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Corner Stone at April 28, 2021 05:27 PM (k+zgr)
----
They tell me, "Global warming is real! Follow the science!"
I ask, "What caused that global warming? Poetry? Bible study? Didn't following science lead to your great disaster?"
Posted by: RKae at April 28, 2021 05:27 PM (rgXNt)
McConnell, Romney, Murkowski, Sasse, Graham, Cornyn, Johnson all vote to confirm.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 28, 2021 05:27 PM (9GRhC)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 28, 2021 05:27 PM (2goRJ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2021 05:27 PM (etvYi)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2021 05:28 PM (JSjWE)
Posted by: Proud Moderate
Turning?
Dude we are DNC blue. The Dem strongholds can out-vote the red areas. It's over. We're Colofornia now.
Posted by: DB- just DB at April 28, 2021 05:28 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Revrentuh Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr the 3rd, Foster Dad, Pollution Expert at April 28, 2021 05:26 PM (4lxb3)
OK, that made me legit LOL.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 05:28 PM (Ez6QX)
315 Wife just came down and said that she's ok with moving to Montana.
Are you going to be a dental floss tycoon?
Posted by: Boomer, fully credentialed at April 28, 2021 05:28 PM (glGDV)
I agree . More people show up to your mom's house for a BJ than went to that meeting.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 05:29 PM (2DOZq)
Wait til parents don't want their students to be indoctrinated in Nat X-style Black Supremacy.
Oooh that will be fun.
Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 28, 2021 05:29 PM (a7obE)
Posted by: Math Checksout at April 28, 2021 05:29 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 28, 2021 05:29 PM (nxdel)
***
Walmarts were my favorites for two reasons:
1) They made obstructions to route moms with little children directly out the door and INTO F*CKING TRAFFIC in order to protect them from a cold virus
2) You could always get the mask-enforcement people at the entrance to remove their masks to tell you that you needed to wear a mask when you went in, and then scold them for not wearing their mask.
Posted by: Revrentuh Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr the 3rd, Foster Dad, Pollution Expert at April 28, 2021 05:29 PM (4lxb3)
Are you going to be a dental floss tycoon?"
.Don't forget your Pygmy Pony.
Posted by: f'd at April 28, 2021 05:29 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 28, 2021 05:29 PM (nxdel)
You get extra credit if you sang that in a Mick Jagger voice....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Leechmonger at April 28, 2021 05:30 PM (PiwSw)
"So the middle class built America, eh? I have it on good, mostly peaceful authority that slave labor built America."
Blacks did actually. All of it.
Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 28, 2021 05:30 PM (a7obE)
~~~~~
Wrong. Hundreds showed up.
Wrong again: the correct phrase would be "fewer than," not "less than."
Posted by: IrishEi at April 28, 2021 05:31 PM (9GRhC)
I agree . More people show up to your mom's house for a BJ than went to that meeting.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 05:29 PM (2DOZq)
And they make her wear a mask so they don't lose their boners.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2021 05:31 PM (Uh2oA)
=================
thankfully, her long-standing policy is "no one turned away". If you are in line at closing time, she makes sure you're taken care of. That's real dedication.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2021 05:31 PM (etvYi)
The Constitution was written during an active smallpox outbreak in Philadelphia.
Smallpox.
You know, the disease with the 30% friggin' case fatality rate, and permanent disfiguring scars for those who survived?
They would be so disgusted with us.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2021 05:31 PM (JZT2F)
Should have known better. I feel foolish.
If anybody wants to watch me perform ritual seppuku, I'll be in the parking lot. Hurry- this won't take long.
Posted by: DB- just DB at April 28, 2021 05:31 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Corner Stone at April 28, 2021 05:31 PM (k+zgr)
"So the parents, under Robert's Rules of Order, voted in a new school board. Then, the new members voted to end the mask requirement in Vail Schools. "
Posted by: Revrentuh Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr the 3rd, Foster Dad, Pollution Expert at April 28, 2021 05:31 PM (4lxb3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 05:31 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 05:32 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: DB- just DB at April 28, 2021 05:32 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2021 05:32 PM (0OP+5)
There's a downloadable CSV file people can check who the karens are in their neighborhood.
https://tinyurl.com/evvbhzfr
Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 05:32 PM (KnJdm)
Got my flight booked for the Texas MoMe!
Remember to watch out for the Amish family fights at the boarding gate.
Posted by: Archer at April 28, 2021 05:33 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Math Checksout at April 28, 2021 05:29 PM (dYe5S)
America was built by Black slave labor racist.
Posted by: TC at April 28, 2021 05:33 PM (cX6VN)
Posted by: IrishEi at April 28, 2021 05:27 PM (9GRhC)
It's a big club, and you ain't in it.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 28, 2021 05:33 PM (DXFDM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 05:33 PM (lmikk)
So, I know people don't like MUMR and all, but I don't want to hear any criticism of gratuitous cursing. Let's not throw the profanity baby out with the insanity bathwater, people.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2021 05:33 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: Revrentuh Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr the 3rd, Foster Dad, Pollution Expert at April 28, 2021 05:34 PM (4lxb3)
Posted by: TC at April 28, 2021 05:33 PM (cX6VN)
Loved you in Magnum, PI.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 05:34 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2021 05:34 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2021 05:25 PM (mzC7
Well, yes. But how does this work, going forward? The district website still lists the same board members, including Chris King.
If the newly elected board wants to press their authority, and the superintendent and school principals balk, it'll end up in front of a judge. How do you think that'll work out?
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 28, 2021 05:34 PM (0V/8D)
They want us to go back to a world where we have nobles (i.e., them) and serfs (i.e., the rest of us).
That's why their policies are devoted to making sure there are as many serfs dependent on handouts from the nobles as possible.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2021 05:34 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2021 05:35 PM (etvYi)
Posted by: BLM at April 28, 2021 05:35 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 28, 2021 05:35 PM (DXFDM)
Posted by: TC at April 28, 2021 05:33 PM (cX6VN)
Tight immigration policies turn out to be pretty beneficial for former slaves too (maybe most of all). But mentioning such things violates the rules of intersectionality.
Posted by: Math Checksout at April 28, 2021 05:35 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 28, 2021 05:33 PM (DXFDM)
But we can't not vote for them, cause if they aren't in the club the Dems would do worse things or something.
Posted by: Bete at April 28, 2021 05:35 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 28, 2021 05:35 PM (o2MD2)
**
It's shocking at how many help wanted signs there are out there.
Sitting at home drawing that sweet COVIDs unemployment pays better, though.
Posted by: Revrentuh Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr the 3rd, Foster Dad, Pollution Expert at April 28, 2021 05:35 PM (4lxb3)
Go on, I am intrigued. And hungry.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 05:31 PM (lmikk)
Can't be worse than sous-vide sex.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 28, 2021 05:36 PM (Bwq3v)
Posted by: Revrentuh Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr the 3rd, Foster Dad, Pollution Expert at April 28, 2021 05:36 PM (4lxb3)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2021 05:36 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Colin at April 28, 2021 05:36 PM (c9emE)
He's a villain with a body count.
A bunch of people died from CV19 who would've lived if they'd been treated with hydroxychloroquine / zinc / zpac or ivermectin.
Posted by: callsign claymore at April 28, 2021 05:36 PM (ec/LK)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2021 05:33 PM (Uh2oA)
Fuckin-A, man.
Posted by: Lawrence from Office Space at April 28, 2021 05:37 PM (ufFY8)
thing would have been legal. Because you don't argue with Lebron. It is
known.
chuck norris argued with lebron once. once.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 28, 2021 05:37 PM (sGtp+)
Go on, I am intrigued. And hungry.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 05:31 PM (lmikk)
Can't be worse than sous-vide sex.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 28, 2021 05:36 PM (Bwq3v)
Now I want shish-ka-boobs.
Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 05:37 PM (KnJdm)
If the newly elected board wants to press their authority, and the superintendent and school principals balk, it'll end up in front of a judge. How do you think that'll work out?
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 28, 2021 05:34 PM (0V/8D)
I expect the website will get changed as soon as the new board cracks the password. They probably have bigger fish to fry right now. And can the board fire the super and the principals?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2021 05:38 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Archer at April 28, 2021 05:38 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 28, 2021 05:38 PM (sGtp+)
Oh yeah, I looked right away, because I *knew* this couldn't be Vail, CO. Their school board is probably having the cops stitch Louis Vitton masks into every kid's face by now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2021 05:39 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2021 05:39 PM (7hF2c)
Posted by: Nanshy Peloshi at April 28, 2021 05:39 PM (sWM8x)
If we don't confirm their nominees they won't confirm our nominees.
--
Some guy with no discernible neck who would not recess the Senate so a Republican President could make recess appointments because the Democrats would not let a Republican Presidents nominees get up or down votes.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2021 05:39 PM (7m4mh)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2021 05:39 PM (etvYi)
new board cracks the password. They probably have bigger fish to fry
right now. And can the board fire the super and the principals?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2021 05:38 PM (mzC7
See my comment about the judge.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 28, 2021 05:39 PM (0V/8D)
Sitting at home drawing that sweet COVIDs unemployment pays better, though.
Posted by: Revrentuh Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr the 3rd, Foster Dad, Pollution Expert at April 28, 2021 05:35 PM (4lxb3)
It really is . I couldn't make what they are paying me right now if I got a part time job as I intended to do when I retired. I can see extending benefits maybe but they should have never increased benefits.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 05:39 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2021 05:40 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2021 05:40 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2021 05:39 PM (7hF2c)
He should have opened it once in a while.
Ah well, maybe God will let Joe wear a mask in Hell.
Posted by: Bete at April 28, 2021 05:41 PM (Ojki1)
The problems is this assumption that everyone can and should swear everywhere, for everything, as if that somehow is more 'authentic' or valid.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2021 05:41 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: soulpile at April 28, 2021 05:41 PM (VTLGo)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at April 28, 2021 05:42 PM (Aashi)
The indescribable conditions in the trenches made the Spanish flu much, much worse. Close proximity, no washing, fleas, lice, rats, no antibiotics wearing the same clothes for weeks without a bath, mud up to your knees for weeks and weeks, rotting bodies all over the place. Not nice.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
Sounds like CHAZ
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2021 05:42 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 05:37 PM (KnJdm)
There is a remarkable paucity of shish-ka-bob related boobs to be found on the internet. I was actually kind of worried about what I would find, there. I tried searching for a pic kbdabear put up of a shapely redhead, a camping grill and an apron. Take this with my apologies:
https://tinyurl.com/5fut45sn
Not really suitable for work.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 05:42 PM (lmikk)
Folks that are of heartier stuff that I am will have to watch it and snark. I don't want to watch joe. These quotes are from a preview at Weasel Zippers.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2021 05:42 PM (7hF2c)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2021 05:42 PM (63Dwl)
Do not disparage the pristine reaches of my utopian realm.
Posted by: King Raz at April 28, 2021 05:43 PM (Uh2oA)
https://tinyurl.com/evvbhzfr
Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 05:32 PM (KnJdm)
~~~~~
Holy crap! There are more than 88 thousand!
Posted by: IrishEi at April 28, 2021 05:43 PM (9GRhC)
very unChristian thought of "I hope he strokes out at the podium and the
cameras catch everyone wondering how to react to this senile pervert
puppet leader collapsing"
Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at April 28, 2021 05:42 PM (Aashi)
I have no issue with this.
Posted by: That Jewish Carpenter Who Cused a Ruckus Way Back Then at April 28, 2021 05:43 PM (ufFY8)
is this what I can expect at a MoMe?
I kid of course
Posted by: DB- just DB at April 28, 2021 05:43 PM (iTXRQ)
Yes; I could be wrong. but. I don't think Joe has opened the Bible anytime recently.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2021 05:44 PM (7hF2c)
Posted by: IrishEi at April 28, 2021 05:43 PM (9GRhC)
Hence "We are not voting our way out of this."
Posted by: Bete at April 28, 2021 05:44 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2021 05:44 PM (JSjWE)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2021 05:41 PM (KZzsI)
I have found I have been typing it more than usual for ... oh about the past 5 months. To me it is a bit lazy and possibly unnecessary. On the other hand, fuck this stupid shit we are seeing. I kind of want to stay pissed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 05:44 PM (lmikk)
Yea, but it lasts forever and is wet.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2021 05:40 PM (3H9h1)
Win-win.
Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 05:45 PM (KnJdm)
Yes; I could be wrong. but. I don't think Joe has opened the Bible anytime recently.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2021 05:44 PM (7hF2c)
Not unless that is where he keeps the records of the family payoffs.
Posted by: Bete at April 28, 2021 05:45 PM (Ojki1)
Actually, that wasn't fair. CHAZ, for all its faults, had better, more competent, and more moral leadership in the person of King Raz than the rest of us get.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2021 05:45 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2021 05:45 PM (Uh2oA)
Also, SpokesTits.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 05:46 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: IrishEi at April 28, 2021 05:43 PM (9GRhC)
Yeah. But there are quite a few people reporting the Governor, Inslee, such as the report of a gay orgy in his bed.
Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 05:46 PM (KnJdm)
--
My grandparents lived in Virginia City in the 70s and we visited there many summers. You talk about being isolated, that's Virginia City. If you like that kind of thing, that's your place. Plus, it's gorgeous.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 28, 2021 05:47 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 05:18 PM (Ez6QX)
You have to add tonic water .
and colloidal silver. don't forget the colloidal silver.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 28, 2021 05:48 PM (sGtp+)
McDonalds in Florida is offering $50 cash just for showing up for a job interview.
They're still not getting enough applicants.c
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2021 05:48 PM (xgyDD)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2021 05:44 PM (JSjWE)
It's not like the enemedia emphasizes what a brain dead dolt Puddin is.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 05:48 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 05:46 PM (KnJdm)
If there are that many reports, there must be something to it. We should send Don Lemon and Anthony Fauci to investigate in depth.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2021 05:48 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 05:49 PM (2DOZq)
So the middle class built America, eh? I have it on good, mostly peaceful authority that slave labor built America.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2021 05:23 PM (Uh2oA)
I think Hollywood has made a lot more movies portraying unions in a bad light than ones portraying them as a force for good. Gee, why would that be when Joe and every Dem politician since 1900 has told us unions are wonderfully terrific?
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2021 05:49 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2021 05:48 PM (mzC7
And Andrew Gillum, he's got the experience.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Leechmonger at April 28, 2021 05:49 PM (PiwSw)
(AFAIK HCQ works _but_ messing with the dosage in some of the studies was how they performed the deception that it was dangerous and ban it).
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at April 28, 2021 05:50 PM (Clxcy)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2021 05:50 PM (w466c)
Corporate America wanted Donkeyland....let them cope with DonkeyLand
Posted by: sven at April 28, 2021 05:50 PM (Lzpvj)
If not, why not? I mean, given that he supports murdering babies.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2021 05:50 PM (xgyDD)
They're still not getting enough applicants.c
*
Wow.
I might start milking that cow. $50 for ten minutes is not a bad gig.
Posted by: Reverend Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith III at April 28, 2021 05:50 PM (vBc2/)
McDonalds in Florida is offering $50 cash just for showing up for a job interview.
They're still not getting enough applicants.c
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
That's why we need millions of new citizens, citizen!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2021 05:50 PM (63Dwl)
Spanish Flu or Spanish Fly?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2021 05:51 PM (rGDp/)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2021 05:51 PM (JSjWE)
They're still not getting enough applicants
I welcome our new McDonalds robot overlords.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2021 05:51 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 05:49 PM (2DOZq)
Indeed.
Kelly Preston in Jerry McGuire.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 05:51 PM (lmikk)
They're still not getting enough applicants.c ---
Retool to kiosks.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 05:51 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at April 28, 2021 05:52 PM (0ilCR)
I admit that I used to like giving girls backrubs because you could cop a feel on the sideboob while working the lats. Plus it was wonderful watching her melt away into comfort and pleasure just from a touch, right in front of people. I miss that
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2021 05:52 PM (KZzsI)
Heroic purging will quickly rebalance your humours.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2021 05:52 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2021 05:53 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Reverend Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith III at April 28, 2021 05:53 PM (vBc2/)
(AFAIK HCQ works _but_ messing with the dosage in some of the studies was how they performed the deception that it was dangerous and ban it).
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at April 28, 2021 05:50 PM (Clxcy)
Covid-19 treatment guide. Well worth downloading and saving:
https://tinyurl.com/4kkfh3df
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2021 05:53 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Colin at April 28, 2021 05:53 PM (c9emE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2021 05:50 PM (63Dwl)
That's no joke. I went through El Centro (last town heading west toward Yuma AZ) and hit McDonald's, and it was like I had got off the plane in a foreign land.
Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 05:53 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2021 05:53 PM (W2Pud)
Uh... John has a long moustache?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 05:54 PM (lmikk)
The 'new' board could vote a new venue, where they could carry?
Posted by: davidt at April 28, 2021 05:54 PM (pnSY9)
Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 05:54 PM (KnJdm)
*whisper whisper whisper*
Oh wait, no they didn't. Never mind.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2021 05:54 PM (etvYi)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2021 05:51 PM (JSjWE)
I always tell my younger friends of the hooking up generation that they missed out on the Hunt and the anticipation it brings. I also tell them I'm jealous too. I'm conflicted.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 05:54 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Reverend Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith III at April 28, 2021 05:55 PM (vBc2/)
@SandyMe99066678
UPDATE: @nytimes FORCED to Answer Veritas's Defamation Lawsuit - NYT Admits They Did Not Contact Veritas's Named Sources for Comment; Admits Astor Article WRONG About MN Law; Claims Articles Are Opinion While Admitting Reporters Not Opinion Writers
O'Keefe Video: https://tinyurl.com/yh4p8fy6
Posted by: Tami at April 28, 2021 05:55 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2021 05:55 PM (JSjWE)
Zelenko Protocol
Treatment Plan for Patients with symptoms of Covid-19,
_Dr. Vladimir Zelenko, University of Texas at Rio Grande.
https://tinyurl.com/y5t577or
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2021 05:56 PM (w466c)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2021 05:56 PM (etvYi)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2021 05:56 PM (Cxk7w)
Soon!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2021 05:56 PM (W2Pud)
https://tinyurl.com/4kkfh3df
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2021 05:53 PM (mzC7
Thanks AOP! Will check it out.
Posted by: Tami at April 28, 2021 05:56 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2021 05:57 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 28, 2021 05:58 PM (hrRsI)
Once elected, officials think they know better than citizens.
I've dated women with children, and am currently, and one place I do not go is "You ought to raise your kids this way...."
I mean I'll have that talk if they ask, but not before. But these school board officials and every other school board official across the country actually believe they know more and care more about your kids than you do. Because they are narcissistic assholes.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2021 05:58 PM (rGDp/)
Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at April 28, 2021 05:58 PM (W4eKo)
Fuck the RINOs and the Left and especially fuck the cunt sundown
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2021 05:58 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2021 05:58 PM (w466c)
(AFAIK HCQ works _but_ messing with the dosage in some of the studies was how they performed the deception that it was dangerous and ban it).
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at April 28, 2021 05:50 PM (Clxcy)
OK...I'm off to read AOP's link.
Posted by: Tami at April 28, 2021 05:58 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2021 05:59 PM (JSjWE)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2021 05:22 PM (Cxk7w)
~~~~~
The link way down in the sidebar of Dr. Ryan Cole is excellent. Talks a lot about Vitamin D. Worth watching.
In it, he reveals that dirtbag Fauci admits to taking 8,000-9,000 IU of Vitamin D from October to April. But that creep never mentions that to the rest of America--we had to find out on our own.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 28, 2021 05:59 PM (9GRhC)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 28, 2021 06:00 PM (kTF2Z)
https://myfreedoctor.com/
There's also America's Frontline Doctors, $90 co-pay, but you get meds mailed from a dedicated pharmacy they use.
https://tinyurl.com/474sbj2e
Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 06:01 PM (KnJdm)
US officials say Biden administration is considering a near wholesale rollback of some sanctions imposed on Iran in a bid to get it to return to compliance with 2015 nuclear deal.
Appeasement is alive and well
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2021 06:01 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2021 06:02 PM (s2VJv)
Throw in a Big Mac with fries and I'll think about it. Can I do drive-thru?
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2021 06:02 PM (v0R5T)
*
That's been one of the things that's made me the most furious about this whole charade. We've drawn millions of gallons of blood by now, and have treated millions of people. We have a rough idea of blood types, what supplements might help, an approximate idea of natural immunity and what it's tied to, and yet not a single bit of guidance has been broadcast to help people.
It's almost like that's counter to the plan.
Posted by: Reverend Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith III at April 28, 2021 06:02 PM (vBc2/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2021 06:01 PM (85Gof)
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Small quibble. That's not appeasement, that's capitulation.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 28, 2021 06:02 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2021 05:58 PM (rGDp/)
This is correct.
Well said.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2021 06:03 PM (6wg/e)
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2021 06:02 PM (v0R5T)
They have to be hot fries- straight from the fryer!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 06:03 PM (lmikk)
McDonalds in Florida is offering $50 cash just for showing up for a job interview.
They're still not getting enough applicants.c
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2021 05:48 PM (xgyDD)
In labor markets things like unemployment insurance and other benefits for people with low or no income are considered to raise the "reservation wage", that is the wage needed to get people to be willing to work at all. Contrary to what leftists sometimes claim about these benefits subsidizing low income employers, they actually raise hiring costs.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 28, 2021 06:04 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 06:04 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2021 06:04 PM (JSjWE)
I still have the bottle my Hydroxychloroquine 200mg came in. The directions say:
Take 2 tablets by mouth twice daily on day 1. Then take 1 tablet by mouth twice daily on days 2-5. Then take 1 tablet by mouth every week.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 28, 2021 06:04 PM (9GRhC)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2021 06:04 PM (Cxk7w)
Remember when Kim Jong-Un called a Trump a dotard, and everyone in the media was all "yeah, he's a dotard! hahaha?"
But Joe - he's sharp as a tack.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2021 06:05 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 28, 2021 06:02 PM (kTF2Z)
Yup, I like your wording better. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2021 06:05 PM (85Gof)
.....
People with darker skin have more difficulty producing Vitamin D naturally via sunlight.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2021 06:06 PM (rGDp/)
severely deficient in general of Vitamin D, don't know if it's a genetic
problem or food connection.
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2021 06:04 PM (Cxk7w)
3) China virus is racist.
Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 06:06 PM (KnJdm)
Joe Biden is expected to refer to the Capitol Hill riots as "the worst attack on our democracy since the Civil War" in his speech tonight, brushing aside Pearl Harbor and 9/11.
Posted by: Tami at April 28, 2021 06:06 PM (cF8AT)
in general of Vitamin D, don't know if it's a genetic problem or food
connection.
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2021 06:04 PM (Cxk7w)
I need all the vitamin D I can get, if you know what I mean...
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 28, 2021 06:06 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 28, 2021 06:06 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2021 06:07 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2021 06:07 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2021 06:03 PM (lmikk)
........
Oops dropped 'em. Ow, my balls! You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2021 06:07 PM (v0R5T)
Here is the best HCQ info (I think) click on the box. They also have protocols for Ivermenctin, etc.
https://www.americasfrontlinedoctors.org/covid-19/treatments
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 28, 2021 06:07 PM (yM3+p)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2021 06:08 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2021 06:06 PM (rGDp/)
I've heard the same. I'd love to see stats on African countries.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 28, 2021 06:08 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: USA Today at April 28, 2021 06:08 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Tami at April 28, 2021 06:06 PM (cF8AT)
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Given that the Confederates never made it to DC, he's kinda right.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 28, 2021 06:08 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2021 06:08 PM (0OP+5)
Also I think Cole says he took HCQ for X months, no ill effects but he now thinks ivermectin is even better.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at April 28, 2021 06:09 PM (Aashi)
"Joe Biden to showcase his moderate radicalism in his big congressional address."
http://bitly.ws/cZhs
Posted by: Nanshy Peloshi at April 28, 2021 06:09 PM (sWM8x)
Can't you just feel the unity?
As much as I couldn't believe Trump was actually President, I cannot believe this despicable meat puppet was installed by a Junta.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2021 06:09 PM (7m4mh)
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You know.
The one where no one had a firearm.
Posted by: Reverend Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith III at April 28, 2021 06:09 PM (vBc2/)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 28, 2021 06:08 PM (kTF2Z)
No he's a dummy. It was once a representative republic, not a democracy. Now it's a junta or oligarchy.
Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 06:09 PM (KnJdm)
Here is the best HCQ info (I think) click on the box. They also have protocols for Ivermenctin, etc.
https://www.americasfrontlinedoctors.org/covid-19/treatments
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 28, 2021 06:07 PM (yM3+p)
~~~~~
That's where I got my Hydroxy--from Dr. Stella Immanuel
Posted by: IrishEi at April 28, 2021 06:09 PM (9GRhC)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 28, 2021 06:10 PM (IYHxL)
Or, they did and didn't care for the results and just filed them away.
I mean what they have admitted is pretty damning.
1) masks don't work
2) about 6% of the reported deaths were directly from Wuhan Flu
3) we haven't been in a pandemic since last summer
4) nearly everything we were told by that fauchi guy was BS: its not aerial, it cannot survive on surfaces for days, it IS killed by UV like any virus, etc.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2021 06:10 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 28, 2021 06:08 PM (IYHxL)
I'm just guess HCQ or some form to fight malaria is handed out like candy. Again just a guess,
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 06:11 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 06:09 PM (KnJdm)
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I know he's a dummy, I'm just pointing out the historical stupidity of his statement.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 28, 2021 06:11 PM (kTF2Z)
It's disgusting what the American public believes.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 28, 2021 06:11 PM (IYHxL)
https://tinyurl.com/YOURE-FIREDDDDUHH
Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2021 06:11 PM (JoqOt)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at April 28, 2021 06:11 PM (Aashi)
As someone mentioned this weekend, if you take the "complete body of evidence on how this started", this was likely a corona virus with gain of function release. But we don't know what or how many functions were gained on what and how many released viruses...
Posted by: Nova local at April 28, 2021 06:12 PM (b1h2x)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 28, 2021 06:08 PM (IYHxL)
......
It's actually better between the 35th parallels, because the period of time each day in which the sun hits you directly for Vitamin D to be produced is extended compared to areas above and below the 35th parallels.
In Tennessee I think there are actually only like 3 hours a day during the spring and summer that you can get hit by direct light enough to produce D.
I think their is an app called D-Minder that will actually alert you as to Vitamin D prime time based on your location so you are reminded to get out and soak up rays at those optimal times.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2021 06:12 PM (rGDp/)
Posted by: JT at April 28, 2021 06:12 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 28, 2021 06:12 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 28, 2021 06:07 PM (yM3+p)
Thanks! Checking this out too.
Posted by: Tami at April 28, 2021 06:12 PM (cF8AT)
"why not both!"
--cute ethnic girl
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2021 06:14 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 28, 2021 06:14 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 06:14 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 28, 2021 06:14 PM (Bwq3v)
Think you gotta buy the supplements. I can't think of any food that carries Vitamin D off the top of my head.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 28, 2021 06:15 PM (IYHxL)
I think their is an app called D-Minder that will actually alert you as to Vitamin D prime time based on your location so you are reminded to get out and soak up rays at those optimal times.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2021 06:12 PM (rGDp/)
I expect the presence of abundant melanin in the hides of humans native to equatorial regions is an adaptation to prevent over-production of Vitamin D, which might be unhealthy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2021 06:15 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: USA Today at April 28, 2021 06:15 PM (Tnijr)
Fish, mostly, but its not a great source. Supplements and as much outdoor not-sunblocked sunshine as you can get.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2021 06:16 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 28, 2021 06:16 PM (Bwq3v)
Yes
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 28, 2021 06:18 PM (0V/8D)
Posted by: IrishEi at April 28, 2021 06:04 PM (9GRhC)
Thank you for this!
Posted by: Tami at April 28, 2021 06:19 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Hazchic at April 28, 2021 06:23 PM (eIFmm)
Posted by: Hazchic at April 28, 2021 06:25 PM (eIFmm)
Posted by: Hazchic at April 28, 2021 06:26 PM (eIFmm)
And for that Ace got a chubby
Posted by: Proud Moderate at April 28, 2021 06:41 PM (Fg7qv)
Congratualtions to them. I hope the video goes viral.
The only thing I want now is video of the board running away.
Posted by: pj at April 28, 2021 06:45 PM (G1dq6)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2021 06:55 PM (yQpMk)
And for that Ace got a chubby
Posted by: Proud Moderate at April 28, 2021 06:41 PM (Fg7qv)
No reason to be proud to be a moderate, but otherwise, yes. This is a nothingburger.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 28, 2021 07:01 PM (0V/8D)
Posted by: DJ3way at April 28, 2021 08:25 PM (y4Fdh)
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