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Epicurious Cooking Website No Longer Publishes Beef Recipes, Because They're "Pro-Planet"
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 28, 2021 03:23 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: All words matter! at April 28, 2021 03:24 PM (S4jmh)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 28, 2021 03:24 PM (Y7bjQ)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 28, 2021 03:24 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2021 03:24 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 28, 2021 03:24 PM (z5Vrg)
It was not in good shape, to much hilarity.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:24 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: CN at April 28, 2021 03:25 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: All words matter! at April 28, 2021 03:25 PM (S4jmh)
Posted by: TheHoser at April 28, 2021 03:25 PM (b9pgb)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2021 03:25 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: f'd at April 28, 2021 03:26 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2021 03:26 PM (Uh2oA)
Magazines are, as Egon pointed out, dead. This is just a desperate gasp of effort by the buggy whip industry to stay relevant.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2021 03:26 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:26 PM (/MaDp)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 03:26 PM (Ez6QX)
https://tinyurl.com/8ynnnpw3
Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 28, 2021 03:26 PM (nxdel)
These nuts are going to destroy our way of life in less than 4 years.
Posted by: sven at April 28, 2021 03:26 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 28, 2021 03:27 PM (UIHSQ)
Perhaps I should write a cook book: 101 ways to enjoy dead, cooked, cow.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 28, 2021 03:27 PM (JNTt1)
The Leftists have decided Beef is next on the chopping block. So to speak.
So idiots like Epicurious will refuse to provide recipes for a FOOD they don't morally agree with. Fuck it, if they'd at least admit they were all converting to Hinduism, I'd at least know what theology they were trying to follow now.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:27 PM (ifmtJ)
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Fishing mags and Women's Mags (samething) will never go away.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:27 PM (/MaDp)
Posted by: All words matter! at April 28, 2021 03:27 PM (S4jmh)
Posted by: Bete at April 28, 2021 03:27 PM (Ojki1)
.Tell me about it.
Posted by: Furburger Magazine at April 28, 2021 03:27 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2021 03:27 PM (W2Pud)
God planned it that way. I'm not messing with God's plan.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)
What do I care if crazy people starve themselves of the good things in life?
Posted by: f'd at April 28, 2021 03:26 PM (Tnijr)
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Well, it's not as if these fundamentalist lunatics can ever contain their zeal to their own lives. They'll take up the sword of the proselyte if that's what it takes to make you see the light.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2021 03:27 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 28, 2021 03:27 PM (+xIcB)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 28, 2021 03:27 PM (o2MD2)
They are buying up all the farmland, and will weaponize EPA to defacto outlaw ranching.
You will not be able to buy meat unless you are in the Politburo comrade.
Posted by: sven at April 28, 2021 03:28 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2021 03:28 PM (nugqt)
The literal minute I heard Trump's public statement on our withdrawal from the Paris Accords, I yelled at the computer.
Not a word about the substance of the problem - the outlandish and implausible hypothesis that human CO2 contributions change the climate. Just that it was a "bad deal" for America.
There was some spade work going on at EPA to finally reintroduce science into science, but of course there was zero support the Beltway GOP, and not enough time.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2021 03:28 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Only Context at April 28, 2021 03:28 PM (xEIoY)
We've seen this a lot in recent years - one big organization/institution make the bold move, and then everyone after them quickly falls in line behind them.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2021 03:28 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2021 03:28 PM (6Je/Q)
God planned it that way. I'm not messing with God's plan.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Amen and amen
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:28 PM (ifmtJ)
It's that they are the first, or at least an early adopter.
Their move will be used as a pressure point on other organizations to abandon meat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:28 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm still eating veal 40 years after hearing how inhumane it is.
Now the government, on the other hand, will probably try to kill the beef industry.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2021 03:28 PM (rGDp/)
Link in nic for anyone interested.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 28, 2021 03:28 PM (/2UiB)
Perhaps I should write a cook book: 101 ways to enjoy
Posted by: Bonecrusher
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2021 03:29 PM (OCTRt)
Amen and amen
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:28 PM (ifmtJ)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 28, 2021 03:29 PM (2goRJ)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:29 PM (/MaDp)
Yeah, people still make buggy whips too. They just don't sell .1% as many as they did before the automobile.
Like Newspapers who went from best years in their industry to totally irrelevant in like 5 years, this is about desperately scrambling to keep that money going that's now gone.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2021 03:29 PM (KZzsI)
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This is how they'll kill us when we refuse to surrender our guns: #Woke Rocket-Propelled Grenades ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2021 03:29 PM (K9D6p)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:30 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2021 03:30 PM (V13WU)
I'm still eating veal 40 years after hearing how inhumane it is.
Now the government, on the other hand, will probably try to kill the beef industry.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2021 03:28 PM (rGDp/)
Oh they can, I believe. The fascist left plays the long game. Regulate, regulate, regulate.
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2021 03:30 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2021 03:30 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 03:30 PM (2DOZq)
So, rather than just accepting that they make a living off something useless and silly AND being thankful they are doing so, rather than having do something useful but hard (digging ditches, raising cows, and/or milking cows), they have to turn the hobby into a crusade to save the planet (end racism/sexism/whatever) to give it importance/esteem.
Posted by: Math Checksout at April 28, 2021 03:30 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Only Context at April 28, 2021 03:30 PM (xEIoY)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:30 PM (/MaDp)
Posted by: kraken
All the meat I eat is plant based.
Meat packing plant.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2021 03:30 PM (OCTRt)
People also use 100% of the metals and gases that we dredge up from the ground, and 99.99% of the lumber in the world as well - the rest goes to those pesky beavers.
Why don't we just go full Jonathan Swift and simply eat people? You know that's where they'd like to go, if they can simply get that Overton Window moved enough in that direction.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 28, 2021 03:30 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Only Context at April 28, 2021 03:31 PM (xEIoY)
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2021 03:31 PM (K9D6p)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 28, 2021 03:31 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2021 03:31 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: JT at April 28, 2021 03:31 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 28, 2021 03:31 PM (cwI4U)
See how this works?
Last week it was: "It's not gun control; it's gun safety. And if you're against safety, you shouldn't own a gun.
Now it's: It's not about banning meat or being anti-meat, it's about being pro-planet. And if you're not helping to save the planet, you're a bad person.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2021 03:31 PM (OcETR)
1) cow farts are going to destroy the world
2) awww cows are cute, we can't eat cows!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2021 03:31 PM (KZzsI)
Meat packing plant.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2021 03:30 PM (OCTRt)
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"This is what my food eats."
-Ron Swanson, looking at a salad
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:31 PM (LvTSG)
Why don't we just go full Jonathan Swift and simply eat people? You know that's where they'd like to go, if they can simply get that Overton Window moved enough in that direction.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 28, 2021 03:30 PM (mdjgu)
I saw Alive. I'm not interested.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)
- epicurious (@epicurious)
And, like all Leftists, by "Conversation", we mean "you futting the shuck up, and us telling you what you're allowed to think."
Posted by: @epicurious at April 28, 2021 03:32 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2021 03:32 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2021 03:32 PM (K9D6p)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2021 03:32 PM (bohSL)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 03:32 PM (2DOZq)
The catalyst was an article entitled, "A Reading List For Learning About Anti-Black Racism and Food"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2021 03:32 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 28, 2021 03:31 PM (cwI4U)
Lonesome Dove in Ft. Worth serves a Buffalo Ribeye that's orgasmic.......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Vir Cotto at April 28, 2021 03:33 PM (TbBRI)
Last week it was: "It's not gun control; it's gun safety. And if you're against safety, you shouldn't own a gun.
Now it's: It's not about banning meat or being anti-meat, it's about being pro-planet. And if you're not helping to save the planet, you're a bad person.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
I'm an armed bad motherfucker.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2021 03:33 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Tank Abrams, Fat democrat at April 28, 2021 03:33 PM (nugqt)
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Its mostly goo after the crunch.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:33 PM (/MaDp)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2021 03:32 PM (bohSL)
With one sweet-ass AR.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2021 03:32 PM (Q9lwr)
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My jalapeno bacon cheeseburger is oppressing black people everywhere, apparently.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:33 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:33 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: pep at April 28, 2021 03:33 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Max Power at April 28, 2021 03:33 PM (Hucnr)
It was not in good shape, to much hilarity.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:24 PM (LvTSG)
*cof*
Posted by: The Lion at April 28, 2021 03:34 PM (DXFDM)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2021 03:34 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:33 PM (ifmtJ)
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The Matrix or the Green New Deal?
Who can really say?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:34 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2021 03:34 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: dantesed at April 28, 2021 03:34 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2021 03:34 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: pep at April 28, 2021 03:34 PM (v16oJ)
Just tell the big, fat housing project welfare queens and trailer park breeders that they can no longer use their EBT card to purchase beef.
The only ones I see buying those family packs of NY strips and ribeyes at the grocery store are those big, fat check drawers that don't work for a living.
Meanwhile, working stiffs like me settle for 73-27 ground beef and the pork chop special.
Let's return to the days where broke-dick layabouts eat like broke-dick layabouts and working folks can still afford the good stuff.
Send these deadbeats a number 10 can of souse meat and tell them to make it last for a month.
Fat-ass baby factories.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2021 03:34 PM (rGDp/)
*ValJar whispers in his ear*
"Well, I thought so!"
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 28, 2021 03:35 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at April 28, 2021 03:35 PM (ZIoLS)
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2021 03:34 PM (MVjcR)
Oh, that should be good.....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 28, 2021 03:35 PM (DXFDM)
This trend of businesses insisting on giving consumers what they never asked for is quite the baffling business model.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2021 03:35 PM (OcETR)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:35 PM (/MaDp)
Meat packing plant.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2021 03:30 PM (OCTRt)
I am sooooooo stealing that!!!
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2021 03:35 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Ripley at April 28, 2021 03:36 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 28, 2021 03:36 PM (QZnTT)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 28, 2021 03:36 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 28, 2021 03:36 PM (dfeFv)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 28, 2021 03:35 PM (DXFDM)
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I'd read that it was mostly David X. Cohen's show.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:36 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Flyover at April 28, 2021 03:36 PM (Rbu5d)
I will not live in a pod. I will not eat bugs.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 28, 2021 03:36 PM (DXFDM)
I thought the "fact checkers" came out and said that NO, Joe Biden is not going to take my burger away?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2021 03:36 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 28, 2021 03:36 PM (dfeFv)
The Green Bay Pickers...
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2021 03:37 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2021 03:37 PM (MVjcR)
My hobbies are reading (I have enough books here to last me for the rest of my life), walking (can still do that), doing word searches-those are still in the paper ,and the stores still sell Bible based word searches, and doing theatre and when that happens again I will be the director so no problem with that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2021 03:37 PM (7hF2c)
Posted by: f'd at April 28, 2021 03:26 PM (Tnijr)
They definitely won't try to force such a lifestyle on you. No sir, that has never happened.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 28, 2021 03:37 PM (DXFDM)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 03:37 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:33 PM (ifmtJ)
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The Matrix or the Green New Deal?
Who can really say?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:34 PM (LvTSG)
That movie was prophesy is so many unexpected ways.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:37 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Dinklera".
I bet you'd take some meat.
Posted by: Roadkill Cafe at April 28, 2021 03:37 PM (Tnijr)
Just like they don't want to take our guns.
"HELL YES we're coming for your AR-15's and your AK-47's..."
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)
This woke shit has been going on for awhile now in the food publishing world. Insanely heavy emphasis on vegan/vegetarian recipes and lots of focus on "exotic" recepies you can't pronounce, made with ingredients you can't find outside of big cities. But plus also you'd better not try to make those exotic recipes Whitey because then you're "appropriating" their culture.
Posted by: ravenmother at April 28, 2021 03:37 PM (U2d3g)
Posted by: Dr. Bone
We're coming for (throws a dart) ..... pork next.
Yeah, it actually hit "lamb," but Rashid gave me the stink-eye.
Posted by: Your Betters at April 28, 2021 03:37 PM (P1f+c)
The catalyst was an article entitled, "A Reading List For Learning About Anti-Black Racism and Food"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2021 03:32 PM (Q9lwr)
That was also the name of the third, unreleased Talking Heads album
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2021 03:37 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2021 03:34 PM (xfb67)
I thought kuru came from eating brains.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 03:37 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Roadkill Cafe at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (Tnijr)
You can't actually eat people. If you do it long enough you get something similar to mad cows disease called Kuru.
Not if you employ a Kuru's Chef!
BTW, it only is eating dead persons' brains that transmit Kuru, IIRC.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (o2MD2)
Who can really say?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:34 PM (LvTSG)
That movie was prophesy is so many unexpected ways.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:37 PM (ifmtJ)
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"Killing people who are part of the system is totally justifiable because the system is bad."
-The Left today, the good guys in The Matrix, and every Bond Villain
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (LvTSG)
During the lockdown, the bon appetit channel cooking shows became a huge hit. Good content, engaging people, a surpise win for them. But then. . . the internal strife over POCs not getting featured, not enough ethnic food and non-POCs presenting the ethnic fodd blah blah blah. So, the channel shutdown, and when it came back, most (all?) of the popular (white) cooks were gone and it was POC chefs, ethnic food, woke AF.
So much drama it inspired a podcast series to cover it all: https://tinyurl.com/2389ubda
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (bDqIh)
Overall, I like when groups I don't support at least provide me some good entertainment. Which, OT, but did you see the religious group that Richard Dawkins helped start kicked him out for not holding to their new dogma on trannies?
Posted by: Wally at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (KNUNV)
Also notice that all of the stuff written to "refute" the "right wing lie" about Biden banning meat is filled with weasel words and parsing to make them technically correct, but doesn't refute the position.
We're hosed, Davey.
Posted by: InCali at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (ov5G+)
Unless you are a tech billionaire or party insider you will only be able to afford soy-beef.
Posted by: Ripley
As in Soylent Green.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Sous Vide at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2021 03:34 PM (MVjcR)
I used to hang out on the North Coast of CA, where there is a lot of tension between loggers and loony environmentalists (and it gets violent). My favorite bumper sticker was:
EARTH FIRST! (We'll log the other planets later)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Vic at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (mpXpK)
One of my (newly made) personal goals this year is to learn to cook beef to perfection.
Thanks, epicurious!
Posted by: Flyover at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (pNxlR)
Well then....
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 28, 2021 03:39 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:39 PM (/MaDp)
I thought the "fact checkers" came out and said that NO, Joe Biden is not going to take my burger away?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2021 03:36 PM (63Dwl)
"Yes Joe Biden is going to take your burger away, and here's why it's a good thing."
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 28, 2021 03:39 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (pNxlR)
So all Democrats are safe to eat?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 28, 2021 03:39 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 28, 2021 03:39 PM (GbPPJ)
So evidently there is absolutely nothing that is not racist.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2021 03:39 PM (7hF2c)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (pNxlR)
Well then....
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So the rest it good eats? How do you prepare toes?
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:39 PM (/MaDp)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2021 03:40 PM (bohSL)
So evidently there is absolutely nothing that is not racist.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2021 03:39 PM (7hF2c)
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That's racist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:40 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (pNxlR)
That's the theory, but they don't know for sure. Nobody that got it limited themselves to just brains, so it was never properly tested.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2021 03:40 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Ripley at April 28, 2021 03:36 PM (MxEKc)
I don't know, fucking with the food supply like that (just to satisfy their big money vegan donors) should be the progressives death knell....or it would have been up until 2016.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2021 03:40 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Kathy at April 28, 2021 03:40 PM (h3RRP)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 28, 2021 03:39 PM (GbPPJ)
Pay for play isn't a thing.
- Music radio, lying out it's ass
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)
.........
How stupid are you?
Are you as dumb as you sound?
Do you put mayo on your veggie burgers?
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2021 03:40 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ShainS
To start, yes. Once we've got all the gross mammal foods taken care of, we'll get rid of insect foods, too.
Do you know that the world's termites make twice as much evil
Posted by: Your Betters at April 28, 2021 03:41 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at April 28, 2021 03:41 PM (ZIoLS)
Posted by: pep at April 28, 2021 03:41 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2021 03:40 PM (bohSL)
And it's a beautiful thing.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)
-The Left today, the good guys in The Matrix, and every Bond Villain
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (LvTSG)
Yeah, that bothered me then, too. Although that goes both ways, and hopefully will in CWII.
When I first saw The Matrix, cold, knowing nothing about it...watching Trinity kill a bunch of cops made me REALLY conflicted about rooting for the 'good guys'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:41 PM (ifmtJ)
I quit about the time they did their big card redesign. The expansions were lame, they were clearly only about money making, the rule changes were dumb, and honestly after playing since around a month after release I was burned out.
Sold my suitcase of cards for a couple hundred bucks and cashed out. Don't even miss it even though I loved it for years.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2021 03:41 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 03:41 PM (2DOZq)
EARTH FIRST! (We'll log the other planets later)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (Q9lwr)
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I like that one!
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2021 03:41 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 28, 2021 03:41 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 28, 2021 03:42 PM (KY0uc)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 28, 2021 03:39 PM (GbPPJ)
Yep, my point, and hi alex, good to hear you. This is evidence of the Unholy Alliance of Corporation and Government, driven by Wokeism. They most certainly can drive meat consumption to the fringes.
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2021 03:42 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:42 PM (y7DUB)
Yumm...
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at April 28, 2021 03:42 PM (uxUoN)
EARTH FIRST! (We'll log the other planets later)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (Q9lwr)
Humboldt?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 03:42 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 28, 2021 03:41 PM (o2MD2)
Depends on the time of the season
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2021 03:42 PM (HrMC1)
Beyond Meat patty = 350 mg salt
Real beef patty = 70 mg salt
Posted by: Glenn John at April 28, 2021 03:42 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Desultory joe at April 28, 2021 03:42 PM (L9P9s)
Yeah, that bothered me then, too. Although that goes both ways, and hopefully will in CWII.
When I first saw The Matrix, cold, knowing nothing about it...watching Trinity kill a bunch of cops made me REALLY conflicted about rooting for the 'good guys'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:41 PM (ifmtJ)
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Morpheus explaining the world in the Woman in the Red Dress scene is a call to constant political violence against everyone not of your team.
It's fine in a scifi action film about robots from the future. It's a bit different when you realize that it's an outgrowth of the Wachowskis' political philosophy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (2goRJ)
How long before the Green Bay Packers will be forced to change the team name?
Posted by: Pete Seria
AFAIC, they can change it to Green (& Ghey) Rump Rangers right now
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:42 PM (y7DUB)
No fucking way.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (HrMC1)
I read their COVID coverage since my family "loves how scientifically minded these people are." Their science reporter makes multiple mentions to what's going to happen in "The After Times" (as if humanity never, ever experienced anything like this before now), and the magazine regularly markets "how to double-mask effectively" and "best masks to wear when doing full sprints outside in 90 degree heat."
My family gushes over how wise they are. If I get particularly cranky, it's because this shit affects me personally.
Posted by: Homer's Donuts at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (HK8/E)
Are you quite sure there isn't a retard singularity or event horizon?
Posted by: pep at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (LvTSG)
Well they're lunatic trannies so...
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Roadkill Cafe at April 28, 2021 03:44 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: TexasDan at April 28, 2021 03:44 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2021 03:26 PM (Uh2oA)
It's an excellent choice. Most anything that swims or lurks is great alfredo.
Posted by: Marcus Gravey at April 28, 2021 03:44 PM (GlmxK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr."
Fact: Joe Biden will not personally come you your house and forcibly take the beef out of your refrigerator so it was all deemed right wing paranoia.
Posted by: Ripley at April 28, 2021 03:44 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Your Betters at April 28, 2021 03:41 PM (P1f+c)
Look up the Termite Fields in Brazil.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 03:44 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2021 03:41 PM (MVjcR)
The cocksuckers would spike trees so the mill workers would get hurt. So they started to X-Ray trees, and the scum switched to ceramic spikes.
They are evil bastards. And cowards.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2021 03:44 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 28, 2021 03:24 PM (jOcSX)
...
On a train. Endlessly circling a frozen world.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 28, 2021 03:44 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at April 28, 2021 03:45 PM (qpX6U)
Salt isn't that bad for you but yeah its an indication of how bad something tastes if its oversalted. That and butter are the secret weapons of how to make something meh taste better for bad chefs.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2021 03:45 PM (KZzsI)
take the beef out of your refrigerator so it was all deemed right wing
paranoia.
He wanted to but his handlers were afraid he wouldn't be able to figure out how to open the frig door.
Posted by: pep at April 28, 2021 03:45 PM (v16oJ)
https://tinyurl.com/5mazxfff
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2021 03:45 PM (7hF2c)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 28, 2021 03:45 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 03:45 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Pete Seria
They've already had to drop "Fudge" from their name.....will cancel culture EVER stop? Geez.....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Homer's Donuts at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (HK8/E)
Yeesh. I don't know how you stand it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 03:46 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 28, 2021 03:46 PM (kQUDo)
Posted by: wodun at April 28, 2021 03:46 PM (lFga6)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2021 03:46 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (LvTSG
Look at the 'diversity' of the surviving human population.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 03:46 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 28, 2021 03:46 PM (PiwSw)
No cows involved.
Please note in the sidebar the PNWMoMe June 11 through 12/13.
Itr's going to involve camping with no electricity, running water or set parking spaces.
Contact Mark for details but it's a gorgeous spot along the Columbia River.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at April 28, 2021 03:46 PM (NZjhK)
Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (oiNtH)
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I believe the "suggestion" was 4 lbs annually.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at April 28, 2021 03:46 PM (QRMQJ)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2021 03:46 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: InCali at April 28, 2021 03:46 PM (ov5G+)
Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at April 28, 2021 03:45 PM (qpX6U)
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*plays with keys to gold plated Bentley while drinking 35 year old scotch to wash out the taste of that 30 year old scotch which displeased by palette*
I do not know what you are talking about.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:46 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 28, 2021 03:47 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2021 03:34 PM (MVjcR)
How fun! What are you saying to them?
Posted by: Flyover at April 28, 2021 03:47 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Homo Viator at April 28, 2021 03:47 PM (QGFQo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2021 03:47 PM (H2KIV)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 28, 2021 03:47 PM (ptqGC)
1. Raise non-cattle food animals - which leaves the "problem" unresolved.
2. Clear cut land which can support human foodstuffs.
3. Reduce the human population...significantly.
4. Force people to eat frankenfoods.
Someone should ask these people which approach they are advocating.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 28, 2021 03:47 PM (U7wke)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2021 03:47 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: TexasDan at April 28, 2021 03:44 PM (yL25O)
That is the dumbest premise for a movie...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 28, 2021 03:47 PM (PiwSw)
Salt isn't that bad for you but yeah its an indication of how bad something tastes if its oversalted. That and butter are the secret weapons of how to make something meh taste better for bad chefs.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2021 03:45 PM (KZzsI)
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The best cauliflower I ever had was approximately 50% butter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:47 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at April 28, 2021 03:48 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 28, 2021 03:48 PM (dfRN6)
Sturgeon are endangered in many parts of the world, in case you didn't know. Coincidentally those areas produce the best caviar.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 28, 2021 03:48 PM (sy5kK)
If they had started out being a vegetarian or vegan website, it's one thing...but to pull this virtue signaling stunt they can KMIA. Which is not very beefy these days.
Posted by: kallisto at April 28, 2021 03:48 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2021 03:48 PM (v0R5T)
Has anyone else noticed how insistent these scolds are becoming? They keep telling us we all have to do all these things, watch these shows, read these books, speak this way, think this way, vote this way or else we're all just turrible people.
They certainly do seem to enjoy ordering us around, don't they?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 28, 2021 03:48 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:48 PM (/MaDp)
Aaaaand now I'm hungry for a burger from Wendy's. Thanks Epicurious! I think I'll ask for it extra bloody.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2021 03:48 PM (L2ZTs)
It sounds silly now--just like the tranny takeover of culture did 5 years ago--but 5 years from now this will be the latest fashionable mainstream virtue.
Eat the bugs; live in the pod; worship the tranny. God knows, the Right is not going to grow a spine over this any more than they have for anything else in the last 50 years.
Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at April 28, 2021 03:48 PM (0Uf+z)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 28, 2021 03:49 PM (kQUDo)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2021 03:49 PM (bohSL)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:48 PM (/MaDp)
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I don't think I've heard of this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:49 PM (LvTSG)
Just shoot me now.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 28, 2021 03:47 PM (ptqGC)
*adds name to list*
Posted by: EFF BEE EYE at April 28, 2021 03:49 PM (sy5kK)
.....
Saw that story the other night.
Sadly, my first thought was "I wonder how long before they fine that guy for selling out of an unlicensed kitchen."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2021 03:49 PM (rGDp/)
Not every "foodie" is a snob. (Although I did go after KFC bigly for their lack of quality.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2021 03:49 PM (L2ZTs)
Sturgeon are endangered in many parts of the world, in case you didn't know. Coincidentally those areas produce the best caviar.
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The Caspian is a filthy sea. I've sailed it. Just saying. Its the dumping ground for the Volga.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:49 PM (/MaDp)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2021 03:50 PM (JoqOt)
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He owns more US farm land than any other individual. I read yesterday that he's now No. 1 in Turkey, too.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 28, 2021 03:50 PM (sWM8x)
.Then we eat the termites. Problem solved.
Posted by: Roadkill Cafe at April 28, 2021 03:50 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic"
That would seriously lower your social credit rating and deemed a conspiracy nut.
Posted by: Ripley at April 28, 2021 03:50 PM (MxEKc)
Still looking forward to it, although I also really want to try Stubrik's steakhouse in Brea.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2021 03:50 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:48 PM (/MaDp)
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I don't think I've heard of this.
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Jeebus James, watch the movie.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:50 PM (/MaDp)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2021 03:51 PM (etvYi)
Posted by: Homer's Donuts at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (HK8/E)
Ars Technica went long on the Russian Hacked the election, Crowd Strike said so. That's when I knew that they ceased being a useful source of information and traversed into agit prop. So it is not surprising to see them associated with this trash heap.
Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 03:51 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: TexasDan at April 28, 2021 03:44 PM (yL25O)
That is the dumbest premise for a movie...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 28, 2021 03:47 PM (PiwSw)
Yep. That was my problem, I just couldn't buy the premise.
They should have set the movie in a space station or space ship.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:51 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: x4 at April 28, 2021 03:51 PM (oA+QO)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 28, 2021 03:48 PM (dfRN6)
One wonders who he expects to enforce his ownership of this land.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2021 03:51 PM (b8eqQ)
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Jeebus James, watch the movie.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:50 PM (/MaDp)
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It's in the queue. #338.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:51 PM (LvTSG)
That /pol/ refrain is not crazy.
They've been busy normalizing eating bugs for a few years now (more than before, since it's always been on the fringes).
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2021 03:51 PM (bDqIh)
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Jeebus James, watch the movie.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:50 PM (/MaDp)
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It's in the queue. #338.
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Man, you're in for a treat.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:52 PM (/MaDp)
I AM NOT FUCKING EATING BUGS! Posted by Duke Lowell
Alex, I'll take "Shit I'd Never Say" for 500.
Posted by: Elmer Fudd at April 28, 2021 03:52 PM (cCxiu)
"All who eat meet get thrown into Vaal!"
"Hey you mean Vaal eats meat?"
"Kill the heretic!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2021 03:52 PM (H2KIV)
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He owns more US farm land than any other individual. I read yesterday that he's now No. 1 in Turkey, too.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 28, 2021 03:50 PM (sWM8x)
That's disturbing.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 03:52 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2021 03:52 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:52 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Emmie at April 28, 2021 03:52 PM (ofYez)
Well, that's a fucking scary thought.
Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 28, 2021 03:53 PM (nxdel)
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Man, you're in for a treat.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:52 PM (/MaDp)
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Netflix's best guess rating for me based on my thousands of ratings in their system is 2.1/5.
I'm mostly just curious at this point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:53 PM (LvTSG)
That /pol/ refrain is not crazy.
They've been busy normalizing eating bugs for a few years now (more than before, since it's always been on the fringes).
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2021 03:51 PM (bDqIh)
Scoldilocks can eat bugs.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2021 03:53 PM (b8eqQ)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2021 03:51 PM (b8eqQ)
.....
The robots.
If you don't have an EMP, the future looks bleak.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2021 03:53 PM (rGDp/)
"Earth First -- Make Mars Our Bitch!"
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 28, 2021 03:46 PM (PiwSw)
One of his all time greatest quotes (he had a lot of them).
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at April 28, 2021 03:53 PM (ZIoLS)
There's a wonderful local cattle farm a few miles from me that sells their amazing beef locally. Epiwokeness can eat a bag of cattle testicles.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 28, 2021 03:53 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2021 03:53 PM (OcETR)
I'm also fortunate to live where deer and elk are abundant.
People will always find a way to find meat. For godsake, we are carnivores!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 28, 2021 03:54 PM (5SOal)
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Man, you're in for a treat.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:52 PM (/MaDp)
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Netflix's best guess rating for me based on my thousands of ratings in their system is 2.1/5.
I'm mostly just curious at this point.
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You're going to love the ballroom scene.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:54 PM (/MaDp)
Posted by: Roadkill Cafe at April 28, 2021 03:50 PM (Tnijr)
Nope. They eat the termites. I eat Beef! It's what's for dinner.
Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at April 28, 2021 03:54 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:51 PM (ifmtJ)
Syfy has the movie or mini-series where a bunch of people were on a generational voyage to colonize a distant planet and they went all Lord of the Flies. Spoiler, they weren't even in space, they were on a simulator on Earth and were having tests run on them.
I thought the premise was good, but don't remember much about the movies.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2021 03:54 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Emmie at April 28, 2021 03:54 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 28, 2021 03:53 PM (ptqGC)
They're called Calf Fries.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Thank God for Paula Deen.
Posted by: kallisto at April 28, 2021 03:54 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2021 03:54 PM (L2ZTs)
I AM NOT FUCKING EATING BUGS! Posted by Duke Lowell
Dr Suess's best book.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2021 03:53 PM (OcETR)
Oh so THAT'S why they canceled him.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2021 03:54 PM (b8eqQ)
Posted by: old chick at April 28, 2021 03:54 PM (sOete)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 28, 2021 03:48 PM (dfRN6)
One wonders who he expects to enforce his ownership of this land.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2021 03:51 PM (b8eqQ)
Well, it'll be a bit easier for him than it was for teh Spanish Don whose stooge The Duke shot at the beginning of "Red River".
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 28, 2021 03:55 PM (dfRN6)
Salt isn't that bad for you...
I cannot eat anything with high sodium content. Have not eaten out in over 13 months. I have to cook all my own food. I am an okay cook - not great. Sick of avocado.
Meniere's disease. 700 mg of sodium per day is alot!
(I used to eat a lot of sodium).
Posted by: Glenn John at April 28, 2021 03:55 PM (LilNs)
Cows produce carbon (from grass that grew last month). Say no to cows!!
Posted by: The Same People at April 28, 2021 03:55 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2021 03:55 PM (7hF2c)
Itr's going to involve camping with no electricity, running water or set parking spaces.
Contact Mark for details but it's a gorgeous spot along the Columbia River.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at April 28, 2021 03:46 PM (NZjhK)
This is all true. Lovely location. I may be bringing a German Shepherd puppy...if the damn thing will start behaving.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:55 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at April 28, 2021 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 28, 2021 03:55 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2021 03:51 PM (b8eqQ)
I was thinking the same thing.
Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 03:55 PM (KnJdm)
My first pick is Rachel Ray
Posted by: kallisto at April 28, 2021 03:55 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Roadkill Cafe at April 28, 2021 03:56 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 28, 2021 03:56 PM (Y7bjQ)
Calves have natural predators in the USA, but cows and bulls don't-besides us.
Posted by: Drc at April 28, 2021 03:56 PM (vbaSG)
Thank you. It'd be lovely to have you come out for the fun.
There will be beef cooked, bourbon consumed and cigars smoked.
Tales will be told and we can make sport of the climbers who use the area for practice.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at April 28, 2021 03:56 PM (NZjhK)
he got a title policy from Taqiyya Title.
Posted by: x4 at April 28, 2021 03:56 PM (oA+QO)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 28, 2021 03:55 PM (dfRN6)
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Ah, Howard Hawks...
I finished his last silent film last night (Fazil), and will be watching his first talkie tonight (The Dawn Patrol). I can't find a copy of Trent's Last Case, so I'm skipping that.
This has been more fun that I imagined it would be. Hawks starts much more strongly than Hitchcock did, who started directing at about the same time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:56 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at April 28, 2021 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)
On a train. Endlessly circling a frozen world.
Posted by: TexasDan
Are we talking about Fred Silverman's baby, "Supertrain"?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2021 03:56 PM (pNxlR)
Folks here occasionally mention the fact that Bill Gates is going around quietly buying up large chunks of farmland. Imma guess he's not planning to be a cattle rancher.
Didn't Ted Turner used to have lots of land and raise bison on it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2021 03:57 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: torabora at April 28, 2021 03:57 PM (GgMUg)
The Fed Chairman, Jerome Powell, confirmed what I've been warning about. They're not going to taper. He assures us inflation will be transitory, nothing to worry about, and he's gonna keep rates at zero. IOW, keep the printers going steady as she goes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2021 03:57 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: kallisto at April 28, 2021 03:57 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 28, 2021 03:57 PM (a7obE)
I'm kidding, Epicurious, I won't be looking on your site.
Posted by: fluffy at April 28, 2021 03:57 PM (UnQlg)
Calves have natural predators in the USA, but cows and bulls don't-besides us.
Posted by: Drc
Extinction. Farmers/ranchers won't spend the money to raise them if they can't sell them.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2021 03:57 PM (OCTRt)
I finished his last silent film last night (Fazil), and will be watching his first talkie tonight (The Dawn Patrol). I can't find a copy of Trent's Last Case, so I'm skipping that.
This has been more fun that I imagined it would be. Hawks starts much more strongly than Hitchcock did, who started directing at about the same time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:56 PM (LvTSG)
Howard Hawks is maybe my favorite director. Top two, easily. I look forward to chatting about his work.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:57 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: kallisto at April 28, 2021 03:54 PM (DJFLF)
I am guessing that they are looking to corner the market on bags of dicks recipes.
Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 03:58 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: kallisto"
.She is a cute little dumpling but to be fair it would not hurt her to lay off the cheeseburgers now and then.
Posted by: Roadkill Cafe at April 28, 2021 03:58 PM (Tnijr)
Aaaaand now I'm hungry for a burger from Wendy's.
Thanks Epicurious! I think I'll ask for it extra bloody.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2021 03:48 PM (L2ZTs)
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Gonna put that new bidet to the test, eh QDP?
Posted by: Doof (who has bidet envy) at April 28, 2021 03:58 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2021 03:58 PM (H2KIV)
For the children of course.
Posted by: The Biden Junta at April 28, 2021 03:58 PM (JMMlQ)
Posted by: kallisto at April 28, 2021 03:57 PM (DJFLF)
And she'll ride it all night long.....
Posted by: Bobby's Flay at April 28, 2021 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
New recipes? Not curious.
Posted by: DeputySlimChiply at April 28, 2021 03:58 PM (mBTzf)
My first pick is Rachel Ray
Posted by: kallisto at April 28, 2021 03:55 PM (DJFLF)
Giada. She barely eats as it is.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 03:58 PM (Ez6QX)
know if people could poop in space or how that whole process would work,
so they set out to find the most digestible food, the food that the
body would absorb the most of and produce the smallest amount of poop.
NASA found that prime rib was the food that the human body absorbed the
most and produced the least waste.
The official name was the Low Residue Diet. Low gravity does strange things to the human body because it isn't designed for it.
I've been binge-watching The Expanse and they point this out, putting the science in science-fiction.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 28, 2021 03:58 PM (HaL55)
these people is fucked in da head
Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 28, 2021 03:58 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:57 PM (ifmtJ)
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You think he directed The Thing?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:58 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Homer's Donuts at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (HK8/E)
Yeesh. I don't know how you stand it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 03:46 PM
Going to work in the morning sitting right next to a left-wing lunatic who mentioned in public "we should ban old people from voting because they vote the wrong way," and then coming home to hear the latest drivel from Zombie Simpsons or those fuckstick hack late night snark preachers nearly killed me.
Thankfully I am in far better territory. Being able to rant to this blog has been a big help. The loneliness, especially after 2020, has been crippling at times.
Posted by: Homer's Donuts at April 28, 2021 03:58 PM (HK8/E)
Here's the thing. Scoldilocks will be fine with YOU eating bugs, but probably has his/her own supply of beef. And if he/she does not, well, he/ she probably can afford it.
This is all about forcing their will and their rules on YOU. The rules do not apply to them. At all. We all know that.
The only way this will stop is if the non-woke start pushing back on social media and doing things like boycotting.
However, I doubt that will happen, since conservatives are too busy living their lives to do anything more than complain.
Posted by: Vyx at April 28, 2021 03:59 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2021 03:59 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2021 03:59 PM (6Je/Q)
nothing to worry about, and he's gonna keep rates at zero. IOW, keep the
printers going steady as she goes.
Don't worry, killing off half the population will be a major deflationary event to balance it out.
Posted by: The Biden Junta at April 28, 2021 03:59 PM (JMMlQ)
I don't think I've ever seen that much of that show combined before that night.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:59 PM (LvTSG)
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Me neither. They get all over the sheets.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2021 03:59 PM (v0R5T)
I wouldn't be surprised were the Bidenoids to insert themselves like pod people into every place they can that will limit beef consumption...just so they can say they havent mandated it.
They are shifty fucks and have learned.
But of course, Biden hasn't outlawed beef!! He did nothing of the sort.
They haven't installed racial politics in preschools! They've not mandated that!
Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 28, 2021 03:59 PM (a7obE)
Posted by Duke Lowell
Dr Suess's best book.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
I will not eat the flying bees,
I will not eat the hopping fleas,
Extruded into cans named "Spam",
I will not eat them, Sooth I am!
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2021 04:00 PM (P1f+c)
But in all seriousness, they feel it necessary to signal this particular virtue, which means it's being signaled through their own in-group, which is the media, which is in lock-step with the Party and State. So this will be law soon.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2021 04:00 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:57 PM (ifmtJ)
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You think he directed The Thing?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:58 PM (LvTSG)
The Thing from Another Planet? Yeah, the overlapping dialog and the male camaraderie is a dead giveaway.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 04:00 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Roadkill Cafe at April 28, 2021 03:56 PM (Tnijr)
I actually live in a town that has a Roadkill Cafe. It's pretty tasty as long as you don't ask questions about their "catch of the day."
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at April 28, 2021 04:00 PM (ZIoLS)
If you don't have an EMP, the future looks bleak.
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Next, Gates will announce he's engineered himself into a self-reproducing hermaphrodite and he's going to live on his vast acreage alone, reproducing as needed. He will fulfill the weirdest part of Asimov's vision of the future, Solaria.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2021 04:00 PM (etvYi)
Posted by: Fauci and Friends at April 28, 2021 04:01 PM (JMMlQ)
Posted by: Fedup at April 28, 2021 04:01 PM (68ya+)
I will not eat the flying bees,
I will not eat the hopping fleas,
Extruded into cans named "Spam",
I will not eat them, Sooth I am!
Posted by: mikeski
Ha!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2021 04:01 PM (OcETR)
Posted by: torabora at April 28, 2021 04:01 PM (GgMUg)
Posted by: f'd at April 28, 2021 04:01 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: some guy out west at April 28, 2021 04:01 PM (nyFPf)
That show will get a meat eater to salivate like Pavlov's dog at a Christmas bell musical.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 04:02 PM (2DOZq)
Calves have natural predators in the USA, but cows and bulls don't-besides us.
Posted by: Drc
Extinction. Farmers/ranchers won't spend the money to raise them if they can't sell them.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2021 03:57 PM (OCTRt)
That's the idea, IMO. Beef cattle nowadays are not at all like the cattle of the past, much like wild vs domestic turkeys.
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2021 04:02 PM (6Je/Q)
This would not surprise me one bit. Michelle Obama's school lunches limited protein, too. Don't let the kids grow big and strong by eating a lot of mean/protein.
The lifting bros on twitter are all over things like oat milk and seed oils being really bad for you.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2021 04:02 PM (bDqIh)
LOL. Just like "I will not wear a mask." Or "I will not be quarantined."
Unless something unexpected happens, we'll all be at home, wearing masks, living off UBI, eating bugs, hoping upon hope that the BLM police don't show up at our door and disappear us.
Posted by: Vyx at April 28, 2021 04:02 PM (tjZg/)
Someone is paying to have this stuff spoil in grocery stores. I mean...it does spoil right?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2021 04:02 PM (JMMlQ)
>Ramsey will cut portions in half and double the price. And put butter on it.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 28, 2021 04:03 PM (2goRJ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 04:00 PM (ifmtJ)
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Christian Nyby took offense to the idea that Hawks was directing. Yeah, he was on set as producer for Nyby's first directorial feature since he had developed a relationship with Hawks as his editor, but he insists that he made the decisions as director, not Hawks.
I own it, and I'll watch it in the timeline along with Hawks' work, but I think I'm going to attribute it to Nyby as credited.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 04:03 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at April 28, 2021 04:03 PM (uxUoN)
Imagine what that would look like. Heart of stone indeed.
Posted by: torabora at April 28, 2021 04:03 PM (GgMUg)
Posted by: some guy out west at April 28, 2021 04:03 PM (nyFPf)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2021 04:03 PM (pAjZN)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 28, 2021 04:03 PM (bTQ72)
Unless something unexpected happens, we'll all be at home, wearing masks, living off UBI, eating bugs, hoping upon hope that the BLM police don't show up at our door and disappear us.
Posted by: Vyx at April 28, 2021 04:02 PM (tjZg/)
Very, very likely outcome. Not the only possible one, but the probable one.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2021 04:03 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2021 04:03 PM (H2KIV)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2021 04:02 PM (bDqIh)
I read that as cat milk and was thinking that you probably can't get much milk from a cat.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2021 04:03 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2021 04:03 PM (Cxk7w)
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Not me -- BAM!!!!!
Posted by: Emeril at April 28, 2021 04:04 PM (mZUr4)
Bring the puppy. I'm sure this crowd will get him to behave.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at April 28, 2021 04:04 PM (NZjhK)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2021 04:02 PM (JMMlQ)
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Hahahahaha! Oh, you're serious.
Posted by: Twinkies at April 28, 2021 04:04 PM (+hPIb)
Also the left: Give me that chemically processed fake meat. YUM!
Also, also the left: And I'll take a couple shots of that experimental gene therapy too if you don't mind.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2021 04:04 PM (JMMlQ)
Exactly.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2021 04:04 PM (bDqIh)
Remember Bob Hope's (IIRC) joke about California legalizing homosexuality? That's why.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2021 04:04 PM (qc+VF)
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That means let the herds starve by eliminating range land.
Posted by: Drc at April 28, 2021 04:04 PM (vbaSG)
Very, very likely outcome. Not the only possible one, but the probable one.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
You get it. I hope I'm wrong and The Universe throws us a curve ball. But I'm not betting on it.
Posted by: Vyx at April 28, 2021 04:04 PM (tjZg/)
The Apollo advanced space toilet system was basically a plastic bag. Imaging having to take a dump with two other guys crammed in a space about the size of an SUV interior.
See the famous floating turd incident of Apollo 10. Crew was John Young, Gene Cernan, and Thomas Stafford. This was the dress rehearsal mission for the actual landing of a Apollo 11.
You can find the transcripts of the incident online. They noticed a turd floating around the capsule on the way to the Moon.
All three denied it was their own.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2021 04:04 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2021 04:05 PM (rGDp/)
Posted by: some guy out west at April 28, 2021 04:05 PM (nyFPf)
Yeah, obviously its bad for anyone who is you know, allergic to or has a condition that makes salt bad for them.
Its just one of those things some crap study in the 80s claimed and everyone has repeated without thinking or questioning ever since: "salt raises blood pressure and is bad for your heart"
Subsequent, much more careful and replicable studies have shown zero connection or problem. Bud doctors cling to it like a baby with a fist full of something they shouldn't have grabbed.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2021 04:05 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: ChupaMe at April 28, 2021 04:05 PM (ZSnzn)
Posted by: some guy out west at April 28, 2021 04:01 PM (nyFPf
I was told frequently that LH was the best end of the world book . I bought it but couldn't get into it after a few chapters. I guess I need to give it another chance. It's been years.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 04:05 PM (2DOZq)
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Me neither. They get all over the sheets.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2021 03:59 PM (v0R5T)
Honestly, I want the bugs eating the leftists.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 28, 2021 04:05 PM (4FeUN)
Posted by: Infidel at werk at April 28, 2021 04:06 PM (/oG9s)
Posted by: Picric at April 28, 2021 04:06 PM (3QnyK)
My first pick is Rachel Ray
Posted by: kallisto at April 28, 2021 03:55 PM (DJFLF)
We know this much: absolutely no one among their elite will challenge it.
Posted by: Homo Viator at April 28, 2021 04:06 PM (QGFQo)
All three denied it was their own.
Posted by: publius
Ah, yes. The Magic Turd.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2021 04:06 PM (pAjZN)
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2021 04:06 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2021 04:03 PM (H2KIV)
He probably deserves worse, but that would be karma.
Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 04:06 PM (KnJdm)
That one still cracks me up, stupid humans!
Posted by: Alan the Alien at April 28, 2021 04:06 PM (JMMlQ)
Posted by: Doof (not a fan of either incident) at April 28, 2021 04:06 PM (mZUr4)
Bring the puppy. I'm sure this crowd will get him to behave.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at April 28, 2021 04:04 PM (NZjhK)
I won't. I'll spoil her rotten.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 04:06 PM (Ez6QX)
Maybe the Woke Crowd is looking for human devolution..
Posted by: kraken
The Chinese were experimenting with monkey men.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2021 04:07 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 28, 2021 04:07 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Homo Viator at April 28, 2021 04:06 PM (QGFQo)
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Every time I've seen a vegan chef on some Food Network competition show, every judge praises the vegan chef for being vegan.
It's weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 04:07 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Infidel at werk at April 28, 2021 04:06 PM (/oG9s)
Yep. And you ain't raising cattle down on 5th and Main St.
Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 04:07 PM (KnJdm)
I don't tell them what to eat, nor would I even think to do so. I'd appreciate the same consideration in return.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 28, 2021 04:07 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 04:07 PM (2DOZq)
1. Raise non-cattle food animals - which leaves the "problem" unresolved.
2. Clear cut land which can support human foodstuffs.
3. Reduce the human population...significantly.
4. Force people to eat frankenfoods.
Someone should ask these people which approach they are advocating.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 28, 2021 03:47 PM (U7wke)
I've got a pretty good idea.
Posted by: Detective Thorn, the Charlton Heston guy in Soylent Green at April 28, 2021 04:07 PM (sy5kK)
Because they will still have the good things in life. They will make sure YOU do not. Remember San Fran Nan and her hair salon visit? How about Cuomo dining out when no one else could? Whitmer going on vacay in FL? They can do whatever they want. You will be made to quarantine. You will be made to wear a mask. You will be made to eat bugs.
Prove that I'm wrong on the grand scale.
Posted by: Vyx at April 28, 2021 04:07 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 28, 2021 04:07 PM (OU+8W)
All three denied it was their own.
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Was Frank Reynolds from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia on that mission? He's been known to lose track of his poops...
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at April 28, 2021 04:07 PM (ZIoLS)
Posted by: WisRich at April 28, 2021 04:08 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 28, 2021 04:08 PM (0M2wm)
Had a LIV ask me about that one - "why do they need human/animal hybrids?" and my answer was "they'll make better slaves".
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2021 04:08 PM (JMMlQ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
It really doesn't start going until like the 4th chapter.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2021 04:08 PM (pAjZN)
Every time I've seen a vegan chef on some Food Network competition show, every judge praises the vegan chef for being vegan.
It's weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 04:07 PM (LvTSG)
Every commercial has a mixed race couple, or gay couple. Even for no reason. The Eggo commercial with the kid pretending to be a dinosaur. What's the white chick doing there? It's not even required, they just forced it in there because they could.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 28, 2021 04:08 PM (kTF2Z)
Read it. Especially now, you won't regret it.
Posted by: some guy out west at April 28, 2021 04:08 PM (nyFPf)
Bring the puppy. I'm sure this crowd will get him to behave.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at April 28, 2021 04:04 PM (NZjhK)
I won't. I'll spoil her rotten.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 04:06 PM (Ez6QX)
Heh, we'll try. She hasn't been away from home for long or gone on long car rides. So we need to get her used to that too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 04:09 PM (ifmtJ)
They won't need to. Like they've done with every other long-term subversive campaign, they will change the cultural norms first through media/entertainment lies and gaslighting. There will be a flurry of high-profile academic studies in the headlines decrying the dangers of meat to health and planet. Then corporations will go along with it "voluntarily." You'll see some big burger chain, for example, make a splashy declaration of going 100% meat-free. The policies and rules will follow.
Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at April 28, 2021 04:09 PM (0Uf+z)
All three denied it was their own.
prima facia evidence of alien anal probing.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 28, 2021 04:09 PM (sGtp+)
You can find the transcripts of the incident online. They noticed a turd floating around the capsule on the way to the Moon.
All three denied it was their own.
Posted by: publius
Maybe it was Doctor Smith's.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2021 04:09 PM (63Dwl)
And the answer is terrifying, "Well he/she is famous/rich/a politician of course they should be able to do things normal people can't".
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2021 04:09 PM (JMMlQ)
Posted by: Drc at April 28, 2021 04:09 PM (vbaSG)
You will be made to care about EVERY liberal cause. Remember homosexuality? Now YOU must celebrate it. How about transgenderism? Yep, you must celebrate that. How about abortion? If you're a woman, you must have an abortion at some point in life. We have lost on EVERY social issue. Ever. Single. One.
You want to be left alone. They want to conquer you.
See the problem?
Posted by: Vyx at April 28, 2021 04:10 PM (tjZg/)
Back in 2004 when they were last around these parts, I read something about how they supposedly taste like asparagus. A commenter replied that he tried one and it just tasted like a cold dead bug.
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2021 04:10 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at April 28, 2021 04:10 PM (xopIz)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2021 04:08 PM (pAjZN)
For reals or are you being moron snarky?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 04:10 PM (2DOZq)
What's that movie where Kevin Bacon (or Tom Cruise) was a computer genius and uploaded his conscience into his wife's computer and harassed her after his death?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2021 04:10 PM (OcETR)
tracking program. My guess is that they'll "discover" hoof mouth
disease and have to slaughter and bury untold numbers of cattle. Tin
foil hat? Maybe, but nothing surprises me any more.
covid-19 will be followed by cowvid-21
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 28, 2021 04:10 PM (sGtp+)
NASA has spent no telling how much money on developing a decent space toilet. They had one on the Shuttle that was some vacuum operated thing. It was problematic. Peeing wasn't too bad for men, but then womyns in space required all sorts of peeing engineering.
I remember reading something about what they use on the ISS. Some new improved Space Shitter.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2021 04:10 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Homo Viator at April 28, 2021 04:06 PM (QGFQo)
Gordon Ramsay and Marco White won't go along with it. Gordo's mocked vegetarians for years and he has fuck-you money.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 04:10 PM (ifmtJ)
Maybe it was Doctor Smith's.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2021 04:09 PM (63Dwl)
The Billy West impression of Dr. Smith when he regulared on The Howard Stern show was hysterical. At least I think it was Billy West.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: some guy out west at April 28, 2021 04:11 PM (nyFPf)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)
I told hubs the other day, it's like they have a checklist with all the "diversity" they must have in the commercial.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 04:11 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: All words matter! at April 28, 2021 04:11 PM (S4jmh)
A couple members of the Biden junta have mentioned this actually, that there will be future outbreaks. Expect one in the run up to election 2022 since it will make everything easier.
China sends us a new flu every year or two even when they aren't trying to so it is coming.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2021 04:12 PM (JMMlQ)
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That didn't work so well with firearms. Sales are through the roof.
You can have my steak when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
Posted by: Drc at April 28, 2021 04:12 PM (vbaSG)
"Meat is yummy."
Was it a sign for Harris Ranch? Definitely a place you should stop if you like meat and are driving on the I-5.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 28, 2021 04:12 PM (0M2wm)
Someone is paying to have this stuff spoil in grocery stores. I mean...it does spoil right?
Posted by: 18-1
They put it in the meat section. Ever see pictures of a grocery store that's been picked clean due to a bad weather prediction? Yeah. It's untouched.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2021 04:12 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: All words matter! at April 28, 2021 04:11 PM (S4jmh)
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Beef is plants converted by nature.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 04:12 PM (LvTSG)
Even if you told them it was bad for the planet?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 28, 2021 04:12 PM (4FeUN)
tracking program. My guess is that they'll "discover" hoof mouth
disease and have to slaughter and bury untold numbers of cattle. Tin
foil hat? Maybe, but nothing surprises me any more.----
The English dude who wrote the Covid paper on projected deaths also wrote the paper on mad cow disease for the British government causing them to unnecessarily kill over a million of their stock.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 04:13 PM (2DOZq)
I told hubs the other day, it's like they have a checklist with all the "diversity" they must have in the commercial.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 04:11 PM (Ez6QX)
I miss the days when 90% of the commercial topics were "it'll get ya laid."
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2021 04:13 PM (bohSL)
Posted by: Shepherd Lover at April 28, 2021 04:13 PM (l1mB2)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2021 04:09 PM (JMMlQ)
This is where social media has gotten us.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 04:13 PM (Ez6QX)
genius and uploaded his conscience into his wife's computer and harassed
her after his death?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2021 04:10 PM (OcETR)
Not sure, but HAL was a nagging tranny I believe.
Posted by: All words matter! at April 28, 2021 04:13 PM (S4jmh)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2021 04:13 PM (OcETR)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at April 28, 2021 04:14 PM (xopIz)
I've worked in that industry and it is absolutely true. The favorite ploy is to cast "ethnically ambiguous" people. Every advertising agency loves them something special. Let's you say you hate whites but won't commit to any other specific race. Pay attention and notice all the sort-of-POC actors in commercials.
Posted by: some guy out west at April 28, 2021 04:14 PM (nyFPf)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 28, 2021 04:14 PM (KAi1n)
Had a LIV ask me about that one - "why do they need human/animal hybrids?" and my answer was "they'll make better slaves".
and the circle of life takes another turn
Posted by: Enki, Sumerian creator of man at April 28, 2021 04:14 PM (sGtp+)
Sure, pal.
Do something beyond stupid, then declare a "conversation" to be conducted on your terms and generously agree to lecture everybody.
Posted by: Miklos, Epicurean by choice, Cynic by necessity at April 28, 2021 04:15 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: George at April 28, 2021 04:15 PM (SZfk4)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at April 28, 2021 04:15 PM (xopIz)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Word.
Posted by: English Leather at April 28, 2021 04:15 PM (S4jmh)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 04:00 PM (ifmtJ)
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Christian Nyby took offense to the idea that Hawks was directing. Yeah, he was on set as producer for Nyby's first directorial feature since he had developed a relationship with Hawks as his editor, but he insists that he made the decisions as director, not Hawks.
I own it, and I'll watch it in the timeline along with Hawks' work, but I think I'm going to attribute it to Nyby as credited.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 04:03 PM (LvTSG)
As you wish. If you look at Christian Nyby's other work, you can see what he's like without Howard Hawks 'around'. TFAP is all or mostly Hawks, my $.02
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 04:15 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 04:15 PM (2DOZq)
I don't tell them what to eat, nor would I even think to do so. I'd appreciate the same consideration in return.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 28, 2021 04:07 PM (HaL55)
No Communist, ever, has returned consideration to those that don't agree with them. And sometimes, to those that did.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 28, 2021 04:15 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 04:10 PM (ifmtJ)
*bleep*ing vegetarian *bleep*holes and their *bleep*ing tasteless *bleep*!!$%@
Posted by: Gordon Ramsay at April 28, 2021 04:16 PM (v0R5T)
I've worked in that industry and it is absolutely true. The favorite ploy is to cast "ethnically ambiguous" people. Every advertising agency loves them something special. Let's you say you hate whites but won't commit to any other specific race. Pay attention and notice all the sort-of-POC actors in commercials.
Posted by: some guy out west at April 28, 2021 04:14 PM (nyFPf)
They magically converted Jake from State Farm into a black guy. Even went so far as to make the white Jake talk to the black Jake as he was stealing white Jake's identity.
It's Blayke, from State Farm.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)
back when advertising was 99 44/100% pure.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 28, 2021 04:16 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Ben Had
Gas is where it's at.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2021 04:16 PM (OCTRt)
Imagine a world were you have to eat what the state provides. The Earth is doomed. And supplemental oxygen canisters are everywhere. Then there are people like Brian, the main character, and his father who have a secret farm in their house that is illegal. Brian's mother and sister vanished a year ago and the State is desperate to learn where these people are vanishing to.
And many modern reviewers on Good Reads talk about is how the ecological disaster in the book is so much today. While missing the point Brian and his father are subversives, rebels against the all controlling State.
https://tinyurl.com/hu7urnuk
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2021 04:16 PM (H2KIV)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 28, 2021 04:16 PM (2goRJ)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2021 04:16 PM (bDqIh)
I remember reading something about what they use on the ISS. Some new improved Space Shitter.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2021 04:10 PM (Mzdiz)
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Which had be thinking the other day with the SpaceX crew dragon lifting off with three guys and a woman. It takes 24 hours to get to the space station. It's pretty close quarters in there and nobody can hold it for 24 hours.
Posted by: WisRich at April 28, 2021 04:16 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 04:15 PM (ifmtJ
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Yeah, his other work is apparently really different, but is that because Hawks was actually directing or because Nyby was making a movie in the style of his mentor with heavy direct influence of his mentor?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 04:16 PM (LvTSG)
Turd?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2021 04:16 PM (OcETR)
Posted by: Dr. Bone
For now, citizen.
Stay tuned for more bulletins from Central Control.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at April 28, 2021 04:16 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
Craig?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2021 04:17 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 04:17 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Norm Macdonald's Burt Reynolds at April 28, 2021 04:17 PM (JMMlQ)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)
I should rewatch Crazy People.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 04:17 PM (Ez6QX)
Nood masks
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2021 04:17 PM (OcETR)
This was discussed on Ancient Aliens. I know. Nazi bio-engineering.
What you want is strong, super smart soldiers. What you'll get is stupid, super violent soldiers.
Posted by: Vyx at April 28, 2021 04:17 PM (tjZg/)
Gas is where it's at.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2021 04:16 PM (OCTRt)
I'm a charcoal guy, myself.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at April 28, 2021 04:18 PM (xopIz)
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2021 04:18 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Drc at April 28, 2021 04:18 PM (vbaSG)
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 28, 2021 04:18 PM (v3pYe)
It's an insidious way to eliminate our God-given and Constitutional rights, without openly demanding it.
Which is why, eventually, America will be Communist, or there will be a second CW.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, reading the last chapter first at April 28, 2021 04:19 PM (sy5kK)
her after his death?
Johnny Depp in "Transcendence?"
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2021 04:19 PM (bDqIh)
I have not ever heard of a black guy named Jake. I'm sure someone is but I've not come across it. Am I missing a famous Jake who happens to be black?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 04:19 PM (2DOZq)
Let's just put it this way: nobody is making fake broccoli made out of ham or something.
Its like almost nobody has a mac emulator on their computer.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2021 04:19 PM (KZzsI)
"The conversation".... It's not a fucking conversation. It's a website posting whatever propaganda it wants to. That's not a conversation.
It's like the "dialogue on race."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2021 04:19 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2021 04:18 PM (6Je/Q)
We have some Hutterites around here. Does that count?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 04:20 PM (Ez6QX)
I remember reading something about what they use on the ISS. Some new improved Space Shitter.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
Way back in the 1990's, the company I then worked for, made some impregnated carbon to adsorb the odors from the Space Shuttle toilet (waste holding tank). It did indeed operate on a vacuum, but it did have to be vented into pressurized space to equilibrate the pressure in the holding tank when not in use. And from what I was told, the astronauts were about to mutiny if this odor problem wasn't fixed, because it smelled BAD after they had been up there a few days.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at April 28, 2021 04:20 PM (vcOmj)
"Hey, do either of you own the herd back that way?" I asked. One piped up, "Yeah, they're mine." "What's the story behind the one cow with prosthetic legs? That's amazing." I say.
The rancher starts to go into a long story about how this cow once saved his wife from a marauding pack of coyotes. I tell him that's incredible, but what about the legs?
This time his friend goes into a tale about how the cow once saved HIS son from a housefire that destroyed the entire home. Again, amazing, but I want to know about the legs.
The owner starts in about how one time he was attacked by a swarm of killer bees, and I stop him. "I get it, this is a cow unlike any other. But in none of these stories did he lose a limb. How did he get the prosthetic legs?"
"Well..." the rancher finally replies, "...a cow that special...you can't just eat her all at once..."
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at April 28, 2021 04:20 PM (+hPIb)
Starts on page 414.
https://www.hq.nasa.gov/alsj/a410/AS10_CM.PDF
Posted by: SMH at April 28, 2021 04:21 PM (VF5kw)
her after his death?
Johnny Depp in "Transcendence?"
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2021 04:19 PM (bDqIh
Sharkman just watched it. Keanu Reeves.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 04:21 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 28, 2021 04:21 PM (kQUDo)
He doesn't own my land. Ill burn it down to nothing before Gates gets it...preferably when he comes to visit. Of course, it will certainly be a natural disaster...so very sad...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 28, 2021 04:25 PM (5SOal)
subversive campaign, they will change the cultural norms first through
media/entertainment lies and gaslighting. There will be a flurry of
high-profile academic studies in the headlines decrying the dangers of
meat to health and planet. Then corporations will go along with it
"voluntarily." You'll see some big burger chain, for example, make a
splashy declaration of going 100% meat-free. The policies and rules will
follow.
You mispleled "nudging."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 28, 2021 04:27 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 28, 2021 04:28 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 28, 2021 04:29 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Word.
Posted by: English
Preach!
Posted by: BRUT at April 28, 2021 04:34 PM (UYP1T)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (xfb67)
So is sweet, sweet love.
Posted by: Mrs Vanderbilt II at April 28, 2021 04:41 PM (8SSHh)
But, make sure the doors are closed...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 28, 2021 04:49 PM (5SOal)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (xfb67)
So a bologna sandwich is AKA an ass-to-mouth sandwich?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 28, 2021 04:50 PM (0M2wm)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 28, 2021 05:13 PM (FLiOE)
Posted by: Lyford at April 28, 2021 05:56 PM (UFj/5)
I was there for the horses but they made it about SJW/Virtue signaling and politics.
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