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Iranian Foreign Minister: John Kerry Spilled American National Security Secrets To Us and Told Us that Israel Had Conducted Over 200 Anti-Iran Operations in Syria
How about FISA warrants? Or nah, Deep State? This is treason.Iran's foreign minister claimed in a leaked recording that former US Secretary of State John Kerry told him about over 200 covert Israeli attacks on Iranian interests in Syria during former President Donald Trump’s administration. Foreign Minister Javad Zarif said in the leaked recording obtained by the New York Times and Iran International that the Revolutionary Guard Corps and the country's supreme leader kept him in the dark about government negotiations and military operations, and that he was receiving intel from Kerry. "It was former US Foreign Secretary John Kerry who told me Israel had launched more than 200 attacks on Iranian forces in Syria," he said. Zarif made the comments in a March interview with an Iranian journalist that wasn't supposed to be released until August, when President Hassan Rouhani leaves office.Note that this is America's intelligence he's giving away. Yes, he's also giving away Israel's secrets, but he only knows about these covert ops because American intelligence knows about them. And he's telling our enemies about the ops. This is an enormous scoop that the New York Times got from the Iranian foreign minister. So what did they do? They buried it in paragraph 21 in a story with 26 paragraphs. Update: Republicans are demanding an investigation, to be followed by a revocation of Kerry's security clearance, if these disclosures are true, and others are demanding his immediate ouster. Of course these disclosures are true-- you can tell because the Democrats and their allied media are smothering this story in silence and refusing to ask questions or give answers.
Zarif on what John Kerry told him:
— Farnaz Fassihi (@farnazfassihi) April 26, 2021
Israel attacked Iran posts 200 times in Syria.
Iran Air airline flying six flights a week to Syria.
The two coordinated ceasefire in Yemen.
They discussed Saudi Arabia.
Kerry called his cell often.https://t.co/xmbXE95lD6
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bete at April 26, 2021 05:02 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 26, 2021 05:03 PM (hMnvG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 05:03 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Thrawn at April 26, 2021 05:03 PM (I9kJ1)
Posted by: Bete at April 26, 2021 05:03 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 26, 2021 05:04 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 05:04 PM (z5Vrg)
but then it's just john fucking kerry being john fucking kerry....
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 26, 2021 05:04 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at April 26, 2021 05:04 PM (pR9/T)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 26, 2021 05:05 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Thrawn at April 26, 2021 05:05 PM (I9kJ1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 05:03 PM (NWM+b)
Nah, the movie ended the character and all that. Have to wait for the reboot.
Posted by: Bete at April 26, 2021 05:05 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 26, 2021 05:05 PM (RMGKK)
Posted by: The NYT at April 26, 2021 05:06 PM (XiVKO)
Like for the last 45+ years, John Kerry will continue to commit treason until he is STOPPED.
Posted by: Orange Man Bad (Rhees Be Upon Him) at April 26, 2021 05:06 PM (jV+aN)
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 05:06 PM (Bq2iR)
Posted by: Jean at April 26, 2021 05:06 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 05:03 PM (NWM+b)
Nah, the movie ended the character and all that. Have to wait for the reboot.
Posted by: Bete at April 26, 2021 05:05 PM (Ojki1)
So, yer saying we CAN'T send a Sandman after him?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 26, 2021 05:06 PM (oHd/0)
why is J. fng Kerry in the loop at all for some of this stuff?
what is he going to ? show how to lycra as an old fart?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 26, 2021 05:06 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 05:04 PM (z5Vrg)
Even when it's broadly "known," you still don't want to confirm it. Plausible deniability and uncertainty are useful.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 26, 2021 05:06 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 26, 2021 05:07 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 26, 2021 05:07 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 26, 2021 05:07 PM (O+I8R)
But here's the Worst Part:
This means some cocksuckers at the Pentagon, or CIA or both were LEAKING all this to john kerry KNOWING he'd, in turn, leak it to our's and Israel's enemy, Iran.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 26, 2021 05:07 PM (myK0K)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 26, 2021 05:07 PM (uk6Gp)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 26, 2021 05:07 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: ryukyu at April 26, 2021 05:07 PM (4n6fw)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at April 26, 2021 05:07 PM (0QYMt)
Cause Kerry might want to consider trying to fund immortality to prolong that face to face reckoning.
Posted by: Bete at April 26, 2021 05:08 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 26, 2021 05:08 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 26, 2021 05:08 PM (bTQ72)
You all kapeesh what I'm saying?
The intel john kerry got had to come from a high-up Traitorous Treacherous Shit inside the US govt.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 26, 2021 05:08 PM (myK0K)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 26, 2021 05:07 PM (O+I8R)
Doesn't mean you're wrong.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 26, 2021 05:08 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Lady in Black
We are well past treason with this regime.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2021 05:08 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Jean at April 26, 2021 05:09 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 26, 2021 05:09 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 05:09 PM (NWM+b)
Not only should john kerry be hanged; so should all the rotten shits who leaked to him.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 26, 2021 05:09 PM (myK0K)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 26, 2021 05:09 PM (DXFDM)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at April 26, 2021 05:09 PM (0OmEj)
We are in an anti-universe, how we got here is not quite clear. To be for your own country and your own family and your own church is now evil. To be a traitor is good.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 26, 2021 05:09 PM (RMGKK)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 26, 2021 05:10 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2021 05:10 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 05:10 PM (Bq2iR)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 05:10 PM (9qYs0)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 26, 2021 05:10 PM (2goRJ)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 26, 2021 05:07 PM (Zmnko)
He'll be awarded the Vinderman Bear Claw of excellence.
Posthumously. Not Kerry, the Bear Claw, cause it didn't escape Vinderman's gravitational field.
Posted by: Bete at April 26, 2021 05:11 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 26, 2021 05:11 PM (R/m4+)
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They are too busy hunting down "insurrectionists" who had the nerve to demand fair elections.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 26, 2021 05:11 PM (RMGKK)
Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 26, 2021 05:09 PM (RMGKK)
I warned you guys. Yeah, I was off by a few years but you can't say I didn't warn you.
Posted by: George Orwell at April 26, 2021 05:11 PM (V3EEC)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 26, 2021 05:11 PM (/OWHH)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at April 26, 2021 05:07 PM (0QYMt)
Because even in their open propagandizing they're incompetent?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 26, 2021 05:12 PM (Wm5SB)
You all kapeesh what I'm saying?
The intel john kerry got had to come from a high-up Traitorous Treacherous Shit inside the US govt.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 26, 2021 05:08 PM (myK0K)
Doesn't really narrow it down much. Could we get a gender?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 05:12 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: FBI at April 26, 2021 05:12 PM (mkDDZ)
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 05:12 PM (Bq2iR)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 26, 2021 05:03 PM (hMnvG)
My thought, too. Spread disinformation to our enemies (and God knows, Iran is our enemy), and at the same time establish beyond any doubt that Kerry & Co. cannot be trusted.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 05:12 PM (9qYs0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2021 05:13 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: John Durham at April 26, 2021 05:13 PM (mkDDZ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 26, 2021 05:13 PM (hOUT3)
A poltroon. I believe he's from Belgium, so also a Walloon. A Walloon poltroon.
Posted by: pep at April 26, 2021 05:13 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2021 05:13 PM (berq5)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 26, 2021 05:14 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 05:14 PM (4Jold)
Doesn't really narrow it down much. Could we get a gender?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 05:12 PM (z5Vrg)
In Bidet's admin, and we are talking Kerry you can get the genders in all 57 Varieties.
Posted by: Bete at April 26, 2021 05:14 PM (Ojki1)
I humbly request Mossad dedicate two clever men to the John Kerry problem.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 26, 2021 05:15 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 05:10 PM (Bq2iR)
Yes, "this" Levin tirade will most assuredly set things to rights!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 26, 2021 05:15 PM (hOUT3)
A poltroon. I believe he's from Belgium, so also a Walloon. A Walloon poltroon.
Posted by: pep at April 26, 2021 05:13 PM (v16oJ)
Who looks like a... cartoon...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 26, 2021 05:15 PM (oHd/0)
Fly around on private jets.
Ride an electric scooter for photo ops.
Commit treason.
Buy gold, stash it on the yacht.
Posted by: wth at April 26, 2021 05:15 PM (v0R5T)
Why would the Iranians burn an asset? They would only do so if he's no longer useful, and it's an opportunity to stir the shit.
Why, then, is he no longer useful? Has even the Obama Jarrett third term administration gotten sick of his incompetent fuckery?
My theory is that John Kerry will appear on a Mayday float sucking Al Gore's cock. The Iranians of course decry any form of public homosexuality, when they can take the time to get off their twink boyfriends, and so are kicking him to the curb?
Posted by: G Dub Roid, Esq. at April 26, 2021 05:16 PM (ZHj4m)
So we assigned it to the guy examining Hunter's hard drive.
Posted by: AG William Barr, retired at April 26, 2021 05:16 PM (mkDDZ)
Posted by: T at April 26, 2021 05:16 PM (c3jbK)
I humbly request Mossad dedicate two clever men to the John Kerry problem.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 26, 2021 05:15 PM (ifmtJ)
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He's good friends with a Jewish gentleman down the street, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 05:16 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Jean at April 26, 2021 05:16 PM (Xih1H)
Why would the Iranians burn an asset? They would only do so if he's no longer useful, and it's an opportunity to stir the shit.
Why, then, is he no longer useful? Has even the Obama Jarrett third term administration gotten sick of his incompetent fuckery?
My theory is that John Kerry will appear on a Mayday float sucking Al Gore's cock. The Iranians of course decry any form of public homosexuality, when they can take the time to get off their twink boyfriends, and so are kicking him to the curb?
Posted by: G Dub Roid, Esq. at April 26, 2021 05:16 PM (ZHj4m)
Nobody can tolerate the guy and the Trump problem has been resolved.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 05:16 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at April 26, 2021 05:04 PM (pR9/T)
I have, for a long time, disliked the idea of the US sending special forces to whack a private citizen, knowing that it would rebound on us, with bad actors all over the world deciding that American citizens were fair targets.
But now? A pity Israel isn't the Israel that sent a squad to Argentina to grab Eichmann. I would love to see Kerry's JFK fixation get the full Dealy Plaza treatment from the Mossad, and fuck the consequences.
And I will damn Trump to the day I die for making "The press is the enemy of the American people" as much of a sick, limp joke as "Lock her up!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 26, 2021 05:16 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 26, 2021 05:16 PM (ptqGC)
I'm glad you decided not to go with your first choice, Marcus BronzeJohnson. That would have been undignified.
Posted by: pep at April 26, 2021 05:16 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 26, 2021 05:14 PM (cSyAR)
We're buying!
Posted by: Acme Glue Factory at April 26, 2021 05:16 PM (oHd/0)
Someone told him to do this? VJ?
Posted by: EveR at April 26, 2021 05:17 PM (R0z7P)
A poltroon. I believe he's from Belgium, so also a Walloon. A Walloon poltroon.
Posted by: pep at April 26, 2021 05:13 PM (v16oJ)
.........
a nincompoop
Posted by: wth at April 26, 2021 05:17 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 05:17 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Chris Wray, Training Leader Of FBI at April 26, 2021 05:17 PM (mkDDZ)
Posted by: Large Hadron Collider at April 26, 2021 05:17 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: x4 at April 26, 2021 05:18 PM (oA+QO)
Posted by: Eli Cash at April 26, 2021 05:18 PM (SScvq)
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 05:17 PM (4Jold)
In the sense of being fake? We already knew this was ongoing. Harder to say whether the info Kerry was passing along was any good though.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 05:18 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Sum Ting Wong at April 26, 2021 05:18 PM (DMUuz)
Turkey just bombed the shit out of Syria. Too bad the old 'hey, that's an Act of War' thing is so last Century.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 26, 2021 05:19 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Archer at April 26, 2021 05:19 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2021 05:19 PM (6Je/Q)
A poltroon. I believe he's from Belgium, so also a Walloon. A Walloon poltroon.
Posted by: pep at April 26, 2021 05:13 PM (v16oJ)
Who looks like a... cartoon...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 26, 2021 05:15 PM (oHd/0)
Also a maroon.
Posted by: 4 at April 26, 2021 05:19 PM (KnJdm)
The media would have had a meltdown if Trump helped a Russian get a reservation at a toney restaurant.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 26, 2021 05:20 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2021 05:20 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Archer
Blue Falcons fly first.
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 26, 2021 05:20 PM (UYP1T)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2021 05:20 PM (kTF2Z)
The media would have had a meltdown if Trump helped a Russian get a reservation at a toney restaurant.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 26, 2021 05:20 PM (cSyAR)
Look what they did to Gen. Flynn. Compare and contrast.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 26, 2021 05:21 PM (oHd/0)
At least a larger audience than the NYT enjoys will get it as a Lead and not miss it entirely.
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 05:21 PM (Bq2iR)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2021 05:20 PM (kTF2Z)
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Wyoming doesn't exist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 05:21 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2021 05:20 PM (kTF2Z)
Durham? I think he changed his name....
To Steiner.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 26, 2021 05:21 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 05:17 PM (4Jold)
In the sense of being fake? We already knew this was ongoing. Harder to say whether the info Kerry was passing along was any good though.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - T
maybe. is is more than weird that the fm decided to sit with a guy and share secret intel, it is not as if he is a dem
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 05:21 PM (4Jold)
The media would have had a meltdown if Trump helped a Russian get a reservation at a toney restaurant.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 26, 2021 05:20 PM (cSyAR)
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The media are more partisan than the politicians are. Democrats and Republicans actually get along pretty well while selling out the country.
Posted by: zmdavid at April 26, 2021 05:22 PM (xqRaG)
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 05:22 PM (4Jold)
It could be they have no idea and are running an op. It could be they are fishing, expecting the traitorous US media to find out all about Israeli activities and tell the world. Or it could be they know from other sources and just want to fuck with us.
Not saying it is not true, or that Kerry is anything more than a tall piece of traitorous shit, but.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2021 05:22 PM (d0cbY)
Posted by: ShainS at April 26, 2021 05:22 PM (3dLr+)
Posted by: garrett
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Big Mooch at April 26, 2021 05:22 PM (UYP1T)
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 05:21 PM (Bq2iR)
There's truth in that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 26, 2021 05:22 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2021 05:23 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 26, 2021 05:23 PM (xPl2J)
Israel actually stopped sharing most intelligence with us during Obunghole's reign of error.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 26, 2021 05:23 PM (YYlyE)
Death, taxes, and feckless outrage.
Posted by: pep at April 26, 2021 05:23 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2021 05:23 PM (6Je/Q)
Well, seeing as how Israel would kick their Ass? We'd call for an immediate cease fire.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 26, 2021 05:24 PM (oHd/0)
No comrade, leaders of the CCP, American division, are free from prosecution.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, still working on getting the hang of this Communist takeover thingy at April 26, 2021 05:24 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 05:24 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: kraken
That's a lock.
Posted by: Vegas Bookies at April 26, 2021 05:24 PM (UYP1T)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 26, 2021 05:15 PM (ifmtJ)
They could have just helped stop the steal. A lot of people will pay terribly for this oversight.
Posted by: trev006 at April 26, 2021 05:24 PM (VvJL4)
Posted by: G Dub Roid, Esq. at April 26, 2021 05:24 PM (ZHj4m)
Posted by: zmdavid at April 26, 2021 05:22 PM (xqRaG)
That's because the graft component that goes to the media is a mere pittance compared to what the Uniparty shares amongst its multi-aligned members!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 26, 2021 05:25 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: dantesed at April 26, 2021 05:25 PM (88xKn)
Usually mentions of Durham are like cat nip, but I no longer give a shit about that guy who clearly does not exist in any corporeal state.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2021 05:25 PM (berq5)
Death, taxes, and feckless outrage.
Posted by: pep at April 26, 2021 05:23 PM (v16oJ)
And a sternly worded letter.
Don't forget the sternly worded letter.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, still working on getting the hang of this Communist takeover thingy at April 26, 2021 05:25 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: nurse ratched
I could be wrong about this and I'm way too lazy to look it up but I believe he put himself in for his Purple Heart.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 26, 2021 05:25 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2021 05:23 PM (6Je/Q)
70-30.
And that is the guess as to which side the Bidet admin would ally itself with in such an attack.
Spoiler, that first country to congratulate Bidet on his "win" isn't on the "70" side.
Posted by: Bete at April 26, 2021 05:26 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Zombie Uncle Joe Stalin at April 26, 2021 05:26 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 05:26 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2021 05:25 PM (berq5)
Schroedinger Prosecutions... they only exist if you don't open the box.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 26, 2021 05:26 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Tonypete
Both of them.
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 26, 2021 05:26 PM (UYP1T)
Posted by: Biden Admin at April 26, 2021 05:27 PM (7zv4f)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 26, 2021 05:27 PM (EFCBR)
Fixed it for you, for clarity.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, still working on getting the hang of this Communist takeover thingy at April 26, 2021 05:27 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 05:27 PM (Bq2iR)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 26, 2021 05:25 PM (Rvt8
I think it was three of them... yet was never out of commission for even a single day.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 26, 2021 05:27 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Bete at April 26, 2021 05:26 PM (Ojki1)
A just reward.
Posted by: trev006 at April 26, 2021 05:27 PM (VvJL4)
Cops arrest a 73 year old woman for shoplifting $13 worth of stuff at WalMart. Her family says she has dementia. She's 80lbs soaking wet and a much larger cop breaks her arm.
https://bit.ly/3vmEVmo
Oh, and there's video of the cops at the station watching the badge cam and laughing because they can hear her arm pop out of its socket. They left her in a cell for six hours and didn't give her medical aid.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 26, 2021 05:27 PM (YYlyE)
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Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
He is not an asset - he is on their side. The whole TFG team was on the other side. It is not like kerry will be exposed. He is not telling them for cash, but because he is on their side. He will continue to tell them since he wants them to know.
Of course, the Israelis will be less trustful of the US, but that is a positive for Iran.
This assumes it is not a total lie.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2021 05:27 PM (d0cbY)
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2021 05:27 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at April 26, 2021 05:28 PM (Aashi)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 26, 2021 05:15 PM (ifmtJ)
They could have just helped stop the steal. A lot of people will pay terribly for this oversight.
Posted by: trev006 at April 26, 2021 05:24 PM (VvJL4)
Maybe they could have. But we couldn't get a SINGLE fucking court to hear the evidence of the steal. So how is the Mossad going to fix that? How can they help with our own fucking party stabbing Trump in the back? With the Joint Chiefs signing a joint letter declaring Biden the unquestioned winner?
I want Justice, but I'll settle for vengeance. Starting with Horseface Kerry.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 26, 2021 05:28 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 26, 2021 05:28 PM (UYP1T)
Posted by: klaftern at April 26, 2021 05:28 PM (RuIsu)
How do we all vote in the California recall election?
Posted by: G Dub Roid, Esq. at April 26, 2021 05:24 PM (ZHj4m)
One to the heart, and one to the head.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, still working on getting the hang of this Communist takeover thingy at April 26, 2021 05:28 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Homo Viator at April 26, 2021 05:29 PM (C3zFG)
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 05:29 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Thrawn at April 26, 2021 05:05 PM (I9kJ1)
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Is anyone sure the Joint Chiefs let Trump know what was going on?
Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 26, 2021 05:29 PM (RMGKK)
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Soon to be denied by signers when their names are leaked and they are "convinced" to rescind their early signing.
Posted by: Bete at April 26, 2021 05:29 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: garrett
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And at the age he did it. Stupid anti-American POS tuber.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 26, 2021 05:29 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2021 05:30 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Weasel at April 26, 2021 05:30 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Bete at April 26, 2021 05:29 PM (Ojki1)
/Loads guns...
OK, I'm yer Huckleberry.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 26, 2021 05:30 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 05:06 PM (Bq2iR)"
IIRC, Kerry was photographed meeting with Iranians in Paris cafes multiple times during Trump's time in office.
Not sure if you're referring to that snarkily, but none of this is a surprise.
Wonder how many here know about Kerry's naval records being cleaned up under Carter... guy has been a traitor for damn near his entire career.
Posted by: somedood at April 26, 2021 05:32 PM (bs0pV)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 26, 2021 05:08 PM (cSyAR)
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Don't be silly, that would be so gauche.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 26, 2021 05:32 PM (RMGKK)
How do we all vote in the California recall election?
Posted by: G Dub Roid, Esq.
Won't matter much if Dominion is the one counting.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2021 05:32 PM (pAjZN)
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 05:33 PM (4yqCr)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 26, 2021 05:27 PM (YYlyE)
Sounds like a good start. Although amputating the hand of shoplifters would be preferable.
Posted by: Sjg at April 26, 2021 05:33 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 05:33 PM (4Jold)
It could be they have no idea and are running an op. It could be they are fishing, expecting the traitorous US media to find out all about Israeli activities and tell the world. Or it could be they know from other sources and just want to fuck with us.
Not saying it is not true, or that Kerry is anything more than a tall piece of traitorous shit, but.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2021 05:22 PM (d0cbY)
Occam's Razor. The most obvious answer is most likely the correct one.
We know John Kerry is a traitor to America, he has a long track record. Why anyone here would not start there is a mystery to me.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, still working on getting the hang of this Communist takeover thingy at April 26, 2021 05:34 PM (sy5kK)
"How did the NYT's get authorization to print this? I thought they had to run everything by us first!"
-DNC JoeBamaClinton
Posted by: portlandon at April 26, 2021 05:34 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 26, 2021 05:34 PM (EFCBR)
The intel john kerry got had to come from a high-up Traitorous Treacherous Shit inside the US govt.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 26, 2021 05:08 PM (myK0K)
That would seem to be the case. During Trump's Administration, he was on the outside, looking in, right?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2021 05:34 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2021 05:34 PM (Cxk7w)
The lady didn't even take the items from the store. Walmart employees stopped her and she gave the items back before she exited. Only ONE Walmart employee wanted to notify police. That individual would have known she was impaired and still called the cops. I'm betting Walmart is the next target by the attorney.
Posted by: EveR at April 26, 2021 05:34 PM (R0z7P)
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Hey, why not?! They may qualify for the $27mill George Floyd-like compensation fund. Even though they weren't even blood related.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 26, 2021 05:35 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 26, 2021 05:35 PM (2goRJ)
We know John Kerry is a traitor to America, he has a long track record. Why anyone here would not start there is a mystery to me.
why would that be the most obvious answer? having the fm brief a story divulging that krry is a source for is not going to do anything for his job security.
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 05:36 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Zombie Uncle Joe Stalin at April 26, 2021 05:26 PM (W4eKo)
Uncle Joe Stalin. Senile Joe Biden.
"Just a Couple of Joes".
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, still working on getting the hang of this Communist takeover thingy at April 26, 2021 05:36 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Zombie Uncle Joe Stalin at April 26, 2021 05:36 PM (W4eKo)
Trump wouldn't take the bait.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2021 05:36 PM (bxPTJ)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 26, 2021 05:37 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 26, 2021 05:37 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2021 05:34 PM (mzC7
Remember that guy named Vindman, who was high up in the NSC?
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2021 05:38 PM (bxPTJ)
Not surprised -- Kerry was meeting with Zarif during Trump's presidency, so it makes sense he would be doing what he could to undermine Trump's foreign plicy, but dang, Kerry there's your confirmation that he's a scumbag.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2021 05:38 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 26, 2021 05:38 PM (ufFY8)
We know John Kerry is a traitor to America, he has a long track record. Why anyone here would not start there is a mystery to me.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, still working on getting the hang of this Communist takeover thingy at April 26, 2021 05:34 PM (sy5kK)
Yeah, he's shown himself to be partial to Iran so it rings true to me.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 26, 2021 05:38 PM (b5d4M)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 26, 2021 05:38 PM (O+I8R)
A poltroon. I believe he's from Belgium, so also a Walloon. A Walloon poltroon.
Posted by: pep at April 26, 2021 05:13 PM (v16oJ)
Who looks like a... cartoon...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 26, 2021 05:15 PM (oHd/0)
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You are right, it bothered me for a while who Kerry looked like post-plastic surgery, it's one of those villains from Rocky and Bullwinkle.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 26, 2021 05:39 PM (RMGKK)
I thought it was never confirmed he was there.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 26, 2021 05:39 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Zombie Uncle Joe Stalin at April 26, 2021 05:39 PM (W4eKo)
why would that be the most obvious answer? having the fm brief a story divulging that krry is a source for is not going to do anything for his job security.
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 05:36 PM (4Jold)
Because in the eyes of Communist leadership, Kerry is proven to be a proud Comrade citizen. Who is going to throw Kerry out? Which Progda outlet is going to report on any anti-Kerry story? In reality, all Progda outlets will report on brave citizen leader Kerry as only they can.
C5, it's 2021, not 2001.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, still working on getting the hang of this Communist takeover thingy at April 26, 2021 05:40 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Wyoming Lurker at April 26, 2021 05:40 PM (qkfai)
Posted by: G Dub Roid, Esq
........
first we have to print up a half million blank ballots
then we have to fill them all out exactly the same
then we put them unfolded in cardboard boxes
then we deliver them to polling stations at 3:00am
Posted by: wth at April 26, 2021 05:40 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 26, 2021 05:40 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 26, 2021 05:39 PM (RMGKK)
Fearless Leader?
Posted by: Boris Badanov... at April 26, 2021 05:41 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, Wild West Pimp Style at April 26, 2021 05:41 PM (CcOog)
It's a start.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 26, 2021 05:40 PM (sWM8x)
Now, now, let us not live down to what those NeverTrumpers say about Americans not being willing to their own dirty work.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 05:41 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at April 26, 2021 05:41 PM (Aashi)
I agree with Meade. Let Mossad be Mosssad, even if it's on our own soil. They have no friends left. Trump was their last and biggest ally.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 26, 2021 05:42 PM (bkUtD)
C5, it
I have no difficulty believing he would do it, however, the iranian fm is ruing an asset and they are very traditinl over there about those things. if it is so then there are going to be things for the iranian fm to worry about.
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 05:42 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Lady in Black
Blazing Saddles will rest upon is limp bare back.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 26, 2021 05:42 PM (EFCBR)
It would neither surprise, nor shock me if Kerry gets hit with a dose of "Jewish lightning."
He'd deserve it.
Just saying.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2021 05:43 PM (s2VJv)
These people are seriously unwell. I am sure the usual suspects will follow suit. Next up will be Serious Eats, and well, likely some other internet crap sites. I hope I don't forget how to cook with beef, that would suck if I wanted to use beef but couldn't because some online site wont teach me.
Dr. Seuss was months ago. I can now see a black market in overpriced copies of The Joy or Cooking, The Redbook Cookbook, and Southern Living.
Posted by: Quint at April 26, 2021 05:43 PM (TPY/s)
I think I'll contact him and tell him that this is what Treason looks kike.
Asshole was re-elected in November. Hope I live long enough to vote against him.
Posted by: Javems at April 26, 2021 05:43 PM (8SSHh)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 26, 2021 05:39 PM (YYlyE)
The information came from a person who was there. Whether that person is lying is a possibility but the meeting was confirmed and Kerry was a voting member and no reason why he wouldn't be participating.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 26, 2021 05:43 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2021 05:43 PM (6Je/Q)
@epicurious
Today we announced that Epicurious is cutting out beef. It won't appear in new Epi recipes, articles, newsletters, or on social. This isn't a vendetta against cows or people who eat them. It's a shift about sustainability; not anti-beef but pro-planet.
Our mission hasn't changed. As always, we hope to inspire home cooks to be better, smarter, and happier in the kitchen. We understand you
re going to have questions, and we've tried to anticipate some of them. We're also here to continue the conversation.
linked: Every Question You Have About Cattle, Climate, and Why Epicurious Is Done With Beef
Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2021 05:43 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 26, 2021 05:44 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Allie at April 26, 2021 05:44 PM (PC3pt)
He'd deserve it.
Just saying.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2021 05:43 PM (s2VJv)
We are deeply saddened to hear the news of Secretary Kerry drowning in a vat of ketchup next Tuesday.
Posted by: Mossad at April 26, 2021 05:44 PM (KnJdm)
Me?
Snark?
Never.
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 05:33 PM (4yqCr)
Aren't snarks those little critters that run around in fields, making holes everywhere that people and horses step into and break their legs? Some say you need a bigger caliber, but I always found the .22LR rifles are usually sufficient.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 26, 2021 05:44 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: DB- just etc at April 26, 2021 05:44 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Allie at April 26, 2021 05:44 PM (PC3pt)
"I know, right?"
- - Teddy Kennedy
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2021 05:45 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2021 05:45 PM (berq5)
Someone told him to do this? VJ?
Posted by: EveR at April 26, 2021 05:17 PM (R0z7P)
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Nothing is too good for Valerie Jarrett's country of birth.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 26, 2021 05:45 PM (RMGKK)
Me?
Snark?
Never.
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 05:33 PM (4yqCr)
Aren't snarks those little critters that run around in fields, making holes everywhere that people and horses step into and break their legs? Some say you need a bigger caliber, but I always found the .22LR rifles are usually sufficient.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 26, 2021 05:44 PM (sy5kK)
They're good eating.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 05:45 PM (z5Vrg)
We are deeply saddened to hear the news of Secretary Kerry drowning in a vat of ketchup next Tuesday.
Posted by: Mossad at April 26, 2021 05:44 PM (KnJdm)
You know, I thought that last batch of Heinz 57 Sauce tasted kinda off.
Posted by: Heinz line cook taste tester at April 26, 2021 05:46 PM (sy5kK)
For sure, Kerry is a cocksucking traitor but how in the hell did Israel at its highest levels ever trust this guy with even their lunch menu, let alone these kind of state secrets?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2021 05:46 PM (s2VJv)
AoS cookbook and cooking thread.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, Wild West Pimp Style at April 26, 2021 05:46 PM (CcOog)
Posted by: G
it is part of the kink for those guys. It is similar to the "oh noes do not throw me into that there briar ptch", except when they do it it is ""oh noes do not fuck me in the ass with that there fire hydrant"
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 05:46 PM (4Jold)
>Who would care? The man is a snake.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 26, 2021 05:46 PM (2goRJ)
Posted by: Quint at April 26, 2021 05:46 PM (TPY/s)
holes everywhere that people and horses step into and break their legs?
thought those were snipe
Posted by: DB- just etc at April 26, 2021 05:47 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2021 05:47 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 26, 2021 05:47 PM (EFCBR)
Had almost forgotten about the Farsi Ferret... I assume she's back working in DC now..
Posted by: kraken
She's on the Presidential Committee
Posted by: DB- just etc at April 26, 2021 05:47 PM (iTXRQ)
***
Start restricting purchases with food stamps and then I'll believe you.
Posted by: Reverent Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr the 3rd, Foster Dad, Pollution Expert at April 26, 2021 05:48 PM (Kt1w/)
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2021 05:47 PM (6Je/Q)
The government such as it is is being run out of the Kalorama Known Kompound. Remember, she has an apartment there or something.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2021 05:48 PM (s2VJv)
stand by for a 5am raid, guns drawn with 49 agents at the Kerry compound with CCN broadcasting live ...
Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 26, 2021 05:48 PM (bTQ72)
Klown, not Known
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2021 05:48 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Only Context at April 26, 2021 05:48 PM (xEIoY)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2021 05:49 PM (bDqIh)
You've got mail you rat bastard.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2021 05:49 PM (W2Pud)
Kerry must have run over the editor's dog or something.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 26, 2021 05:49 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
she lives in 0bama's basement
Posted by: DB- just etc at April 26, 2021 05:49 PM (iTXRQ)
He'd deserve it.
Just saying.
Posted by: J
did not manischweitz made 190 proof wine
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 05:49 PM (4Jold)
Why, he was a traitor? I call for a most vigorous slap on the wrist, give him what for!!!!
meanwhile if any of us had done something like this its the Black Hole of Calcutta until we die.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 26, 2021 05:49 PM (KZzsI)
Dear Epicurious,
F*uck off and die. And watch your back when you go home after a day's work, no telling what could happen.
Sincerely,
Ranchers and beef eaters of America
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 26, 2021 05:50 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2021 05:19 PM (6Je/Q)
--------------------
In the 80s and the 90s it was all the rage for them to declare themselves as citizens of the world as long as they still carried the passport of the western superpower in case they got stuck somewhere in the world.
I even had a co-worker in the 90s who thought that way since she and her husband, an architect/academic, lived in Oxford and then Nigeria where they had servants. She even admitted that it was hard to get used to doing her own housework once they were back.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 26, 2021 05:50 PM (RMGKK)
Posted by: Al Gore Gnawing a Turkey Leg at April 26, 2021 05:50 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2021 05:50 PM (6Je/Q)
If the Mossad gave him a heart attack in Rock Creek Park, they would be doing this nation, such as it was, and the free world a service.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2021 05:50 PM (s2VJv)
Our mission hasn't changed. As always, we hope to inspire home cooks to be better, smarter, and happier in the kitchen. We understand you
re going to have questions, and we've tried to anticipate some of them.
.........
Should I put ketchup on my veggie burger?
Posted by: wth at April 26, 2021 05:50 PM (v0R5T)
"We want John Kerry's security clearance revoked and a full investigation!"
Republicans a week from today, May 3, 2021:
"We aren't racists!"
Republicans a year from today, in a closed door meeting with the Biden junta:
"We fully support E?Special Envoy Kerry's proposed free trade agreement with Iran and would like to suggest some investment ideas!"
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 26, 2021 05:50 PM (puu6v)
Apparently millions of people are skipping their second COVID vaccine dose.
Because Science, I guess. Why not?
Posted by: Reverent Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr the 3rd, Foster Dad, Pollution Expert at April 26, 2021 05:51 PM (Kt1w/)
did not manischweitz made 190 proof wine
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 05:49 PM (4Jold)
See: Slivovitz
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2021 05:51 PM (s2VJv)
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Jesus, Mary and Joseph. There's nothing left to say about these incredulous people and their agenda.
They will not stop, absolutely not stop, until they eradicate the consumption of beef.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 26, 2021 05:51 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at April 26, 2021 05:51 PM (I58tH)
I wish I had a huge freezer. But I do not. Better enjoy it while I can.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2021 05:52 PM (W2Pud)
Is the back channel email official yet? Or is it just another version of the Jan 6 DC trap?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 26, 2021 05:52 PM (sy5kK)
Just can't get me enough of that sweat stained, taint stanked Persian cock! You know, the one with the crispy rice on the bottom...
Posted by: J. Kerry, Esq. at April 26, 2021 05:52 PM (ZHj4m)
not eating red meat makes you a panty-waist everyone knows that
Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 26, 2021 05:52 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
she lives in 0bama's basement
Posted by: DB- just etc at April 26, 2021 05:49 PM (iTXRQ)
Do they hang her up in the Gimp Suit????
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2021 05:52 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 05:52 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2021 05:52 PM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Reverent Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr the 3rd, Foster Dad, Pollution Expert at April 26, 2021 05:52 PM (Kt1w/)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 26, 2021 05:53 PM (cSyAR)
Well, what is the incentive to take the vaccine?
They pretty much have given the game away that the vaccines are bullshit and more importantly, there is now reward for taking the vaccine.
You still have to wear a mask, you still have to social distance, nothing changes.
Fuck that noise.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2021 05:53 PM (berq5)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 26, 2021 05:53 PM (b8eqQ)
......
What about chicken? Chickens fart too.
Posted by: wth at April 26, 2021 05:53 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 26, 2021 05:53 PM (QUJVI)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2021 05:53 PM (W2Pud)
Now, now, let us not live down to what those NeverTrumpers say about Americans not being willing to their own dirty work.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 05:41 PM (z5Vrg)
I'm a fool to do your dirty work, oh yeah......
Posted by: Steely Dan at April 26, 2021 05:53 PM (sy5kK)
Because Science, I guess. Why not?
Posted by: Reverent Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr the 3rd, Foster Dad, Pollution Expert at April 26, 2021 05:51 PM (Kt1w/)
Local drug store is offering free, walk-in shots. They literally can't give them away.
Posted by: 4 at April 26, 2021 05:54 PM (KnJdm)
way since she and her husband, an architect/academic, lived in Oxford
and then Nigeria where they had servants. She even admitted that it was
hard to get used to doing her own housework once they were back.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 26, 2021 05:50 PM (RMGKK)
We lived in Nigeria for several years in the 70s. Having, at least, a cook/steward, a gardener and a night watch was a requirement.
Posted by: Javems at April 26, 2021 05:54 PM (8SSHh)
Posted by: Cosda at April 26, 2021 05:54 PM (labQ2)
Posted by: Jamaica nyc at April 26, 2021 05:54 PM (b+v9B)
I just checked and I don't think the Mailman even bothered to stop, today!
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 05:54 PM (I1AQR)
Posted by: EveR at April 26, 2021 05:55 PM (R0z7P)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2021 05:55 PM (9jNv4)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 26, 2021 05:55 PM (EFCBR)
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 05:55 PM (I1AQR)
I would prefer a special firing squad.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 26, 2021 05:53 PM (QUJVI)
F him. No special privileges. Normal, everyday firing squad.
Posted by: 4 at April 26, 2021 05:55 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2021 05:56 PM (VVEnO)
--
I went to the dentist today. The dental hygenist comes in with my chart started doing small chit chat with me. She looked at me and said, "are you getting the vaccine?" We had our eyes locked for about 3 or 4 seconds before I shook my head and then verbally said no. She said, "I'm not getting it either." She went on to say she thought it was really off how hard the push is to get it. She wanted no part of it. We were both on the exact same page.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 26, 2021 05:56 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: J. Kerry, Esq. at April 26, 2021 05:56 PM (ZHj4m)
In other news, buggy whip manufacturers are not using cow leather. That's it for dead industry news.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 26, 2021 05:56 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 26, 2021 05:56 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 26, 2021 05:57 PM (W5vlH)
Mmmmmm...Meat!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2021 05:57 PM (HPSCb)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 26, 2021 05:57 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 26, 2021 05:57 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 05:57 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: J. Kerry, Esq
Snark on dick. Genius
Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 26, 2021 05:58 PM (EFCBR)
His new nickname will be Officer Douche Bag.
Hope she sue all they asses.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 26, 2021 05:58 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 26, 2021 05:39 PM (RMGKK)
Fearless Leader?
Posted by: Boris Badanov... at April 26, 2021 05:41 PM (oHd/0)
Guessing I was around 9 years old, watching the original Rocky and Bullwinkle, when I figured out calling someone "fearless leader" means they are neither.
Hey, cartoons were more sophisticated back then.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 26, 2021 05:58 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: 4 at April 26, 2021 05:55 PM (KnJdm)
........
"Sir? All of the volunteers have requested a real bullet."
Posted by: wth at April 26, 2021 05:58 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 26, 2021 05:59 PM (W4eKo)
how old does a guy have to be to click on GILF porn anyway?
asking for a friend
Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 26, 2021 05:59 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: JT at April 26, 2021 05:59 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Only Context at April 26, 2021 05:59 PM (xEIoY)
Posted by: JT at April 26, 2021 06:00 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2021 06:00 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Proud Moderate at April 26, 2021 06:00 PM (UlfSJ)
Posted by: DB- just etc at April 26, 2021 06:00 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2021 06:00 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2021 06:00 PM (kTF2Z)
--
You can still get China Flu even with the vaccine. Even socially distancing. Even wearing your useless mask.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 26, 2021 06:01 PM (O+I8R)
asking for a friend
the thing is is it is more of how you ng does a guy have to be?
for the horde, most, gilf = wife
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 06:01 PM (4Jold)
--
Happy Birthday! I heard on the radio today that it's also Carol Burnett's birthday. She's 88!
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 26, 2021 06:02 PM (O+I8R)
Me? Snark? Never.
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 05:33 PM (4yqCr)
Aren't snarks those little critters that run around in fields, making holes everywhere that people and horses step into and break their legs? Some say you need a bigger caliber, but I always found the .22LR rifles are usually sufficient.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 26, 2021 05:44 PM (sy5kK)
They're good eating.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 05:45 PM (z5Vrg)
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Oh, and never confuse snark hunting with snipe hunting. One needs a long rifle, the other a scatter gun.
This should really be posted on the gun thread.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 26, 2021 06:02 PM (sy5kK)
You can still get China Flu even with the vaccine. Even socially distancing. Even wearing your useless mask.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 26, 2021 06:01 PM (O+I8R)
Yeah, but the second time is no big deal... this I know.
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2021 06:02 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 26, 2021 06:02 PM (lhIha)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 26, 2021 06:02 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Only Context at April 26, 2021 06:02 PM (xEIoY)
***
I'll see your Ted Nugent and raise you one Hank "Imma do this to prove to my fellow black peoples that the vaccines are perfectly safe" Aaron.
Posted by: Reverent Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr the 3rd, Foster Dad, Pollution Expert at April 26, 2021 06:02 PM (Kt1w/)
GGILF then?
oooooh boy, danger Will Ronertson ...
Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 26, 2021 06:02 PM (bTQ72)
Nope. Subcontracted to Russian hitters.
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2021 06:03 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 26, 2021 06:03 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2021 06:03 PM (HPSCb)
And. How many pizzas do I have to send them to double those odds?
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 06:03 PM (I1AQR)
Posted by: EveR at April 26, 2021 06:03 PM (R0z7P)
Mmmmmm...Meat!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2021 05:57 PM (HPSCb)
*pours bourbon through USB port to Diogenes*
cheers!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 26, 2021 06:04 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 06:04 PM (I1AQR)
Regardless, they're mighty tasty with dumplings and gravy.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 26, 2021 06:05 PM (2goRJ)
Posted by: JT at April 26, 2021 06:05 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Wingless Chickens at April 26, 2021 06:06 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 26, 2021 06:06 PM (bTQ72)
I think its also Melania Trump's birthdat.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2021 06:06 PM (HPSCb)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at April 26, 2021 06:07 PM (vaVoJ)
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 06:07 PM (4Jold)
Danke!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2021 06:07 PM (HPSCb)
Posted by: Zombie Clara Peller at April 26, 2021 06:09 PM (63Dwl)
Check your email.
Derp. I sent it this morning.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2021 05:53 PM (W2Pud)
Oh, there it is. BTW, who actually reads their email? If there isn't a paycheck that forces one to read it? I don't think I'm alone there. Most email these days is spam or the GOPe begging for more money, because, "principles".
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 26, 2021 06:12 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Charles Hodgson at April 26, 2021 06:13 PM (l8gTz)
It is the same principle as with the border. One box of bullets would have prevented millions of illegal aliens from flooding the country. A few hangings for treason would have prevented pretty much everything the Dems have been up to for the past couple of decades.
Posted by: Thatch at April 26, 2021 06:26 PM (qWceQ)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 26, 2021 06:27 PM (2goRJ)
Posted by: robert kendall at April 26, 2021 06:29 PM (+UGno)
Posted by: aelfheld at April 26, 2021 06:59 PM (Zy9Yy)
Posted by: systematic upyours at April 26, 2021 07:43 PM (QXmdL)
That being said, Kerry should get the same treatment a Republican would get under similar circumstances: All-out investigation by a special prosecutor, complete with leaks and slander, followed by televised hearings, then dismissal from office. Because turnabout is fair play.
Posted by: Nemo at April 26, 2021 07:45 PM (S6ArX)
Posted by: Joe F. at April 26, 2021 07:48 PM (fMTky)
Posted by: Ian of Brisbane at April 27, 2021 05:51 AM (yJB5U)
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