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If You Have A Problem, If No One Else Can Help, And If You Can Find It...Maybe You Can Hire The ONTeam

Happy Friday, everyone. So, who do you like in The Great Josh Fight tomorrow? Personally, my money is on Josh, he'll be tough to beat.*


Anyway, one of the weirdest things about the past decade or so is the way that, as government, academia, entertainment and the other societal institutions have gone all in on a leftist agenda, traditional values have become the counter-culture. Like these girls, for instance:

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Or how this meme has been co-opted:

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Or webtoons like this:

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Which ever way the pendulum swings, there is always a backlash.

How to smoke the competition


They're doing what now?

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I've seen people reporting that Google is now censoring their own docs stored on the cloud. Anyone else heard of this?

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One reason I don't use the cloud. I got a 12T hard drive for under $250 last year, why would I need the cloud? (I don't really have any need for remote access to my files)


ONT math tip of the day

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Fighting with strangers

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I aspire to be this chill


Who had “The French will save Western civilization” in the pool?

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For some reason, this kid's brain seems to be temporarily scrambled. I wonder why?

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New ride share service. I'd use it

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Powerpuff Girls In The City


Vote!

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And what will it get you?

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Car Infographic. I'm in Texas, but I have a Toyota Tundra

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He knows what he likes

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Wheeeee!


We can be heroes! Just for one day.

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You'll probably have to open in a new tab to read, but it's a great story


More immigrant stories

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I'm starting to see memes about the coming sporty times. Like these:

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you did.jpg

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And also a sudden bunch of links to this song, which is apparently from the game Far Cry. I dunno, I never played it


Child abuse

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by fashionable asshole medallions

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*Explanation

Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 Ahoy!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 23, 2021 09:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

2 Hey there.

Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at April 23, 2021 09:02 PM (HuH1F)

3

Good eveining, my name is Zettai... My pronouns are "first", "firster", and "firstest"!

Posted by: ZettaI at April 23, 2021 09:02 PM (MSrdq)

4 Lost my touch.

Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at April 23, 2021 09:02 PM (HuH1F)

5 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 23, 2021 09:02 PM (Rvt88)

6 Mine are second, secundo, and secunderest...

Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at April 23, 2021 09:03 PM (HuH1F)

7

Zettai...

Posted by: Zettai at April 23, 2021 09:03 PM (MSrdq)

8 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at April 23, 2021 09:06 PM (fLVm1)

9 Late again, naturally...
Might as well look at content...WD always has great stuff anyway. See yall down the road.

Love ya all!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 23, 2021 09:07 PM (5SOal)

10 Fried chicken boy deserves a combat decoration.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 09:08 PM (fLVm1)

11 Hello Kitty Butt Plug.

Hello, Kitty Butt Plug!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 23, 2021 09:08 PM (Dc2NZ)

12 Swedish dude sounds like people I would have run into in Berkeley.

Also, eastern europoor guy.

Posted by: Funsize at April 23, 2021 09:08 PM (EiPf6)

13
"... except it was yellow ..."

I'm dying here.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2021 09:09 PM (dGXW9)

14 Who puts a butt plug in their cat? And more to the point, who can afford it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 09:10 PM (fLVm1)

15 And as always, WD's content is a kick!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 23, 2021 09:10 PM (5SOal)

16 If that Eden tweet is legit, her parents should have done her a favor and just tossed her in a frozen lake.

That's disgusting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 09:11 PM (fLVm1)

17 14 Who puts a butt plug in their cat? And more to the point, who can afford it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 09:10 PM (fLVm1)
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And to an even pointier point, who does it and survives?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 23, 2021 09:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

18 Hey WeirdDave! Hey ONT!

Love the pro-life Goths!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2021 09:12 PM (L2ZTs)

19 good evening

Posted by: wing at April 23, 2021 09:13 PM (JFzNN)

20 Sorry the people who were suppose to help and protect Eden failed her because they wanted to get their ideological freak on. And what sucks is there are going to be a whole lot more like Eden, for the same reason.

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 09:13 PM (Ojki1)

21 I discovered a tasty cocktail- vodka and grapefruit juice. This might possibly wreck me...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 23, 2021 09:13 PM (5SOal)

22 I discovered a tasty cocktail- vodka and grapefruit juice. This might possibly wreck me...
Posted by: COMountainMarie

A Greyhound?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 23, 2021 09:15 PM (Rvt88)

23 Yeah, the "heroes" story is pretty epic and a great example why this country celebrates legal immigration.

Posted by: pookysgirl, with a cat sleeping on her leg this time at April 23, 2021 09:15 PM (XKZwp)

24 "O tempora, o mores !"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 23, 2021 09:15 PM (uk6Gp)

25 16 If that Eden tweet is legit, her parents should have done her a favor and just tossed her in a frozen lake.

That's disgusting.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 09:11 PM (fLVm1)

Given that post-op self deletion is around 40% I'd bet Eden's tweets are real. People are being sold a bill of goods only to discover they (by and large) bought snake oil as most the people around them cheered them on.

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 09:15 PM (Ojki1)

26 Hilarious ONT, Weird Dave!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2021 09:16 PM (TdMsT)

27 Sometimes Friday ONTs can be pretty laid back. I hope some of the regular crazies show up. Meanwhile, I'll be over here bothering the bartender....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 23, 2021 09:18 PM (5SOal)

28 Mom whose son is levitated by the giraffe appears to be quite MILFy. Or, it could just be the low resolution.
Also, are the French on the verge of a comeback? Is there a new Charles Martel in the offing? We can only hope.

Posted by: pep at April 23, 2021 09:18 PM (v16oJ)

29 Happy-ish Friday Evening ...

Posted by: Adriane the Chronological Critic at April 23, 2021 09:19 PM (okV1R)

30 If you have a problem and no else can help, not even the ONTeam, there's always Super Chicken!

https://tinyurl.com/24jtubu3

Posted by: Numbuh Two, 2x4 Technology Operative at April 23, 2021 09:20 PM (YWBlw)

31 @17 All Hail Eris-Lol, my first thoughts exactly. You know it was photoshopped for sure. The only "butt-jewelry" I can think of is the plastic baggy hanging out of your pet labradors ass because the dummy got in the garbage the night before.

Posted by: JROD at April 23, 2021 09:20 PM (0jZnq)

32 A greyhound...is that what it's called?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 23, 2021 09:20 PM (5SOal)

33
It just hit me. Clock turns 10 and I turn on the TV and switch to a channel (Antenna TV) running Johnny Carson reruns. It's one from 1980. That's 40 years ago, which is staggering.

I enjoy all the jokes and find everything more relevant and entertaining than anything new today.

What does that say. I don't think I'm crazy. I think most of the world is.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 23, 2021 09:20 PM (Mzdiz)

34 Also, are the French on the verge of a comeback? Is there a new Charles Martel in the offing? We can only hope.
Posted by: pep at April 23, 2021 09:18 PM (v16oJ)

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Charles Martel was a Frank, not French. Big difference.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 09:21 PM (fLVm1)

35
What does that say. I don't think I'm crazy. I think most of the world is.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 23, 2021 09:20 PM (Mzdiz)

Embrace the power of "and"?

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 09:21 PM (Ojki1)

36 Meme-tastic, WD!

The times they are a changing. Too bad it's

90% shit
10% steak

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 23, 2021 09:22 PM (z79tQ)

37 I enjoy all the jokes and find everything more relevant and entertaining than anything new today.

What does that say. I don't think I'm crazy. I think most of the world is.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 23, 2021 09:20 PM (Mzdiz)

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Trevor Noah hardest hit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 09:22 PM (fLVm1)

38
Trevor Noah hardest hit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 09:22 PM (fLVm1)

I might tune in to see that.

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 09:22 PM (Ojki1)

39 Oh horde, I know we always check to see if we give a fuck about something and find our fucks missing.

I suspect we'll be seeing more of this video in the near future.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8aulstjbV8

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 23, 2021 09:23 PM (z79tQ)

40
Why is that Frenchman carrying an axe? Is he a lumberjack?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2021 09:24 PM (dGXW9)

41 Hello, Kitty Butt Plug!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 23, 2021 09:08 PM

Weird that I read that like the song chitty chitty bang bang.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 23, 2021 09:25 PM (z79tQ)

42 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 09:25 PM (SchxB)

43 Why is that Frenchman carrying an axe? Is he a lumberjack?
Regardless, it's okay.

Posted by: pep at April 23, 2021 09:25 PM (v16oJ)

44 Krebs, yup. And he's wearing high heels!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2021 09:25 PM (L2ZTs)

45 Apparently, I live in NY NJ or CT. It's a reliable car.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 23, 2021 09:26 PM (Fq1gB)

46 At Outkick: MIT RESEARCHERS SAY RISK OF CONTRACTING COVID INDOORS IS THE SAME AT 6FT AND 60FT.

Great, now they are going to say BLM is saving lives by burning down buildings.

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 09:26 PM (Ojki1)

47 ONT!! Been visiting with my bestie. Damn.. I thought I had problems... sheesh...

Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 23, 2021 09:26 PM (nxdel)

48 Just got my Jewells45 stuff in the mail today (thank you for the "thank you" gift!). I bought it because it looked cool on the website.

When I opened the box, I was amazed at how awesome it looked. I mean, it was incredible. *I* might start wearing necklaces.

Jewells, if you're here, you should really get a pro photographer to photograph your stuff (I mean the jewelry, you pervs) because the website photos do not do it justice.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 23, 2021 09:26 PM (OU+8W)

49 Mom whose son is levitated by the giraffe appears to be quite MILFy.
Posted by: pep

Her hubby is wearing a murse. Poor gal - she needs comforted.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 23, 2021 09:26 PM (Rvt88)

50 40
Why is that Frenchman carrying an axe? Is he a lumberjack?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2021 09:24 PM (dGXW9)

Is he d'accord?

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 09:27 PM (Ojki1)

51 Her hubby is wearing a murse. Poor gal - she needs comforted.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 23, 2021 09:26 PM (Rvt8


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By a man

With a dick.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 09:28 PM (fLVm1)

52 Ok. For the members of the horde that are the male of the specie, you do know that the "What Life Should Be" cartoon is fake, right?

Posted by: JROD at April 23, 2021 09:28 PM (0jZnq)

53 {{{Jewells}}}!!!

Call me tomorrow if you have time! My guy is playing in a golf tournament this weekend and I'm all alone!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2021 09:28 PM (TdMsT)

54 In what way JROD?

Posted by: Weirddave at April 23, 2021 09:29 PM (8GXvx)

55 That cat is going to kill somebody when it farts.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 23, 2021 09:29 PM (ybIRR)

56 One of the Giraffes at my club fell and died a week ago. He was only 5 years old. ( yeah my tennis club doubles as a zoo for the mega rich owner)

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2021 09:29 PM (2DOZq)

57 Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

He is in the French Foreign Legion. He is a Combat Engineer, but called a Pioneer, because he does construction also.

These troops start off the Bastille Day Parade in Paris, ISTR. They are very popular in Paris.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2021 09:30 PM (u82oZ)

58 40 Why is that Frenchman carrying an axe? Is he a lumberjack?

Foreign Legion Pioneer (combat engineer). So, not a lumberjack. Or, probably French either, because Foreign Legion.

Posted by: Retief at April 23, 2021 09:30 PM (vra3r)

59 Jinx!

Posted by: Retief at April 23, 2021 09:31 PM (vra3r)

60 Thank you BC. I know my pictures are not the best quality. I wish I could hire someone to do it because that would probably help. I'm thinking of investing in a better camera. Anyway.. I'm glad you liked the necklace

Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 23, 2021 09:31 PM (nxdel)

61 55 That cat is going to kill somebody when it farts.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 23, 2021 09:29 PM (ybIRR)

As long as it is Erin from the video where she was giving her pronouns and the cat shut her down I think it will be a sign of that something is right in the world.

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 09:31 PM (Ojki1)

62 Ladyl.. will do! I don't have much going on.

Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 23, 2021 09:31 PM (nxdel)

63 That kid with the giraffe was me as a kid learning to water ski. I was up doing fine then I crossed a wake and down I went never once thinking to let go of the damn rope handle. Pulled my shorts clean off.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 23, 2021 09:32 PM (Fq1gB)

64 I've never belonged to a club that had giraffes. It must be very exclusive.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 09:32 PM (fLVm1)

65 I'd come closer to sticking a Fashionable Asshole Medallion on El Guapo than Mome. She'd shred my arms.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Ex-ex at April 23, 2021 09:32 PM (RU4sa)

66 Am I the only one who doesn't get the "gigantic ass = hot" thing? I'm not talking about a well-rounded ass. Nothing wrong with that. Women have curves.

I'm talking about the grossly disproportionate ones that are the size of the Hindenburg.

Same thing with the ridiculous silicone breasts that look like someone glued half beachballs to the chick's chest.

But then again, I think tattoos on women are disgusting, and that any piercings beyond than one (1) small hole per ear constitutes bodily mutilation, so I guess I'm just out of step.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 23, 2021 09:33 PM (JZT2F)

67 Add on to the Tx MoMe. Have a fashion show and photo shoot by the camera buffs of Jewell's jewelry.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at April 23, 2021 09:33 PM (Aashi)

68 62 Ladyl.. will do! I don't have much going on.
Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 23, 2021 09:31 PM (nxdel)


Hope you had a great time with your best friend, Jewells!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2021 09:33 PM (TdMsT)

69 Call me tomorrow if you have time! My guy is playing in a golf tournament this weekend and I'm all alone!
Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2021 09:28 PM (TdMsT)

If this were a busy friday night, you'd be inundated with "How you doin?"

At any rate, nice chum you threw in the water.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 23, 2021 09:33 PM (z79tQ)

70 OMG.. that came out all wrong Ladyl! lol! Yes I will call you, always a pleasure to talk to you!

Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 23, 2021 09:33 PM (nxdel)

71 Unless the cat butt plug comes in different colors and/or flavors, my cats are gonna' fight over it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 23, 2021 09:33 PM (3H9h1)

72 ...so I guess I'm just out of step.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 23, 2021 09:33 PM



My brother!

Posted by: Zettai at April 23, 2021 09:34 PM (MSrdq)

73 Yeah, Jewells' work is awesome! If only I had time to photograph it, especially the teacher's bracelet on the wonderful teacher Pookette is blessed with and will give the bracelet to at the end of the year.

Posted by: pookysgirl, anime cat says nyah at April 23, 2021 09:34 PM (XKZwp)

74 Huh. Mayor Pete's cat is famous now...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 23, 2021 09:35 PM (r6H9t)

75 I cannot stop laughing at the "people are eating children sign"

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at April 23, 2021 09:35 PM (Aashi)

76 Have a fashion show and photo shoot by the camera buffs of Jewell's jewelry.

Ooohh.. now that's an idea! Perfect setting, some great models. Just need a great camera person.

Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 23, 2021 09:35 PM (nxdel)

77 Reading Kevin McCarthy's "Wolves of Eden," set in Dakota territory 1866. Soldiers, Sioux, Pawnee, nastiness abounds.

Fuck Wikipedia.

I go and look up Hardee hat, turns out it's a full-brim tall no-taper crown worn by men on both sides of the Civil War.

The image in Wiki St shows one pinned up on its right side, and wiki describes that as anti-regulation.

But every image I find of the hat if pinned up, it's the right side.

So fuck you wiki with your hifalutin fake intel.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 23, 2021 09:35 PM (KiBMU)

78 70 OMG.. that came out all wrong Ladyl! lol! Yes I will call you, always a pleasure to talk to you!
Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 23, 2021 09:33 PM (nxdel)


I'm laughing my ass off!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2021 09:35 PM (TdMsT)

79 Huh. Mayor Pete's cat is famous now...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 23, 2021 09:35 PM (r6H9t)

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A pathetic self-defense gambit then?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 09:35 PM (fLVm1)

80 75 I cannot stop laughing at the "people are eating children sign"
Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at April 23, 2021 09:35 PM (Aashi)


Let's just hope it's not Sous Vide.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2021 09:36 PM (i9ZF7)

81 > The only "butt-jewelry" I can think of is the plastic baggy hanging out of your pet labradors ass because the dummy got in the garbage the night before.

I remember having to chase down a cat to pull Christmas tree tinsel out of its butt.

Fortunately it didn't get tangled up in there.

We stopped using tinsel on the tree after that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 23, 2021 09:38 PM (JZT2F)

82 80 75 I cannot stop laughing at the "people are eating children sign"
Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at April 23, 2021 09:35 PM (Aashi)


Let's just hope it's not Sous Vide.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2021 09:36 PM (i9ZF7)

If only Cannibal Bob were still around we could ask him.

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 09:38 PM (Ojki1)

83 My favorite pen just ran out of ink I have major sadz.

Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 23, 2021 09:38 PM (nxdel)

84 Hey Jewells, BC might be correct about your photos, but they ain't bad. I will be looking to purchase a doggy tag, as well as a mirror decoration and bookmark. Might not make it during your sale, but I WILL be purchasing. I'm just such a procrinator...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 23, 2021 09:38 PM (5SOal)

85 @60 - It's not that the photos are bad, they aren't. They show the items and do so well enough that people could say "Hey I like that, I'll buy it."

But if they could be shown at their best advantage, well, I'd never have had the chance to buy that necklace. (It literally just beamed into my face with incredibleness And no, Jon Anderson didn't write that). Someone else would have bought it a long time ago.

Maybe two or three photos of each item, from different angles? I don't know, I'm not a salesperson.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 23, 2021 09:38 PM (OU+8W)

86 A massive ONT chocked full of interesting stuff WD.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 23, 2021 09:39 PM (Fq1gB)

87 86 A massive ONT chocked full of interesting stuff WD.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 23, 2021 09:39 PM (Fq1gB)

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Suck-up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 09:40 PM (fLVm1)

88 BTW, Jewells. I did purchase a AoS Keychain. Awesome!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 23, 2021 09:41 PM (5SOal)

89 87 86 A massive ONT chocked full of interesting stuff WD.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 23, 2021 09:39 PM (Fq1gB)

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Suck-up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 09:40 PM (fLVm1)

Eh, telling the CoBs you like the post has to be worth almost as much as the dental plan.

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 09:41 PM (Ojki1)

90 Trevor Noah hardest hit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 09:22 PM (fLVm1)
I might tune in to see that.
Posted by: Bete

Make it PPV and that's a fundraiser I can get behind.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 23, 2021 09:42 PM (r6H9t)

91 .so I guess I'm just out of step.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

My brother!
Posted by: Zettai

Count me in.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 23, 2021 09:42 PM (Rvt88)

92 83 My favorite pen just ran out of ink I have major sadz.
Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 23, 2021 09:38 PM (nxdel


You have pens? Lucky.

I have to write in charcoal chips from the fireplace.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2021 09:42 PM (i9ZF7)

93 BC.. the best pictures are with real people wearing the items but I just can't find anyone willing to model them for me. My daughter will do ankle bracelets and occasionaly a regular bracelet but she draws the line at necklaces. IDK.. she has a nice chest. At least I think so.

Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 23, 2021 09:43 PM (nxdel)

94 My daughter will do ankle bracelets and occasionaly a regular bracelet but she draws the line at necklaces. IDK.. she has a nice chest. At least I think so.
Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 23, 2021 09:43 PM (nxdel)

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The Horde will be the judge.

Pics?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 09:44 PM (fLVm1)

95 > I have to write in charcoal chips from the fireplace.

When he was a kid, Lincoln had to write on the fireplace shovel with the charcoal, then rub it off before he could write more.

There's poor, then there's POOR.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 23, 2021 09:45 PM (JZT2F)

96 I thought ankle braclets were a swinger thing?

Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2021 09:45 PM (Xih1H)

97 I have to write in charcoal chips from the fireplace.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2021 09:42 PM (i9ZF7)


Luxury!


Posted by: The 5th Yorkshireman at April 23, 2021 09:46 PM (uxUoN)

98 96 I thought ankle braclets were a swinger thing?
Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2021 09:45 PM (Xih1H


That's chokers.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2021 09:46 PM (i9ZF7)

99 You have pens? Lucky.

I have to write in charcoal chips from the fireplace.



Lucky. I have to nibble the ends off my fingers and write with my own blood.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 09:46 PM (SchxB)

100 95 > I have to write in charcoal chips from the fireplace.

When he was a kid, Lincoln had to write on the fireplace shovel with the charcoal, then rub it off before he could write more.

There's poor, then there's POOR.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 23, 2021 09:45 PM (JZT2F)

But he still was better off than Will Smith's kids what were born into unimaginable wealth cause Lincoln was white.

Posted by: CRT at April 23, 2021 09:46 PM (Ojki1)

101 I don't get the anime-style webtoon meme where the grown man marries the little girl. Is that supposed to be serious, or ironic, or what?

Posted by: gp Discovers Syncategorematic Bullshit Generator at April 23, 2021 09:47 PM (qpX6U)

102 I made Joe Biden a bunch of money in the market today!

Hope he's appreciative.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2021 09:47 PM (i9ZF7)

103 Her hubby is wearing a murse. Poor gal - she needs comforted.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 23, 2021 09:26 PM

Reminds me of when Ace did a post about the murse, and one of you wags posted "Murst!" as the first comment.

I died, then.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 23, 2021 09:47 PM (OssQ4)

104
If this were a busy friday night, you'd be inundated with "How you doin?"

At any rate, nice chum you threw in the water.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 23, 2021 09:33 PM (z79tQ)


Well this made my night!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2021 09:47 PM (TdMsT)

105 Lucky. I have to nibble the ends off my fingers and write with my own blood.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 09:46 PM (SchxB)

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You have blood? Nice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 09:47 PM (fLVm1)

106 Lucky. I have to nibble the ends off my fingers and write with my own blood.

I think you win.

Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 23, 2021 09:47 PM (nxdel)

107 Man, the days of Dr. Feelgood Uber were the good old days. WTF is wrong with the world, commies and tranny freaks 'n shit?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 23, 2021 09:48 PM (r6H9t)

108

I have to charge my pen with the pus from the stasis ulcers on my leg...

Posted by: Zettai at April 23, 2021 09:48 PM (MSrdq)

109 @93 - Well, I don't have pierced ears so I can't model the earrings. Besides, I look like Dracula so that would probably decrease sales anyway.

"Mommy? Why are you looking at that creepy man's earrings? Mommy? And why are your eyes all blank and staring now? Mommy, I am cancelling your credit card."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 23, 2021 09:48 PM (OU+8W)

110 SPRINGFIELD ARMORY
Springfield Armory SPRGFLD HELLCAT 9MM 3" BLK 13RD; $483; https://bit.ly/3nefxwu

Posted by: bonhomme at April 23, 2021 09:49 PM (i0wNm)

111 Hmmm. The first time that cat busts a crap, that buttplug's toast.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 23, 2021 09:49 PM (ZSK0i)

112 What great cONTent!
Thanks WD!

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at April 23, 2021 09:50 PM (GBZnB)

113 So the bartender and I are having a heated discussion about how much vodka should be added to my grapefruit juice. I'll see you guys later when we get this settled. He might kick me out

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 23, 2021 09:51 PM (5SOal)

114 >>> Hmmm. The first time that cat busts a crap, that buttplug's toast.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 23, 2021 09:49 PM (ZSK0i)


I'd like to see Erin just try to put a buttplug on her cat.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 23, 2021 09:51 PM (pnzcV)

115 That alternative uber service really just sounds like the morning ride to high school. Well, without the Motley Crue thing anyway. We were smarter. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2021 09:51 PM (VwHCD)

116 109 @93 - Well, I don't have pierced ears so I can't model the earrings. Besides, I look like Dracula so that would probably decrease sales anyway.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 23, 2021 09:48 PM (OU+8W)

Hard to say really as Dracula isn't very photogenic.

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 09:51 PM (Ojki1)

117 I think you win.


As long as I don't sign any contracts.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 09:51 PM (SchxB)

118 111 Hmmm. The first time that cat busts a crap, that buttplug's toast.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 23, 2021 09:49 PM (ZSK0i)


Totally see some gang banger cat walking around threatening to bust a crap on someone.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2021 09:51 PM (i9ZF7)

119 I have to charge my pen with the pus from the stasis ulcers on my leg...
Posted by: Zettai

*urph*

Feel free to exercise your privacy rights under HIPAA...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 23, 2021 09:52 PM (r6H9t)

120 Hard to say really as Dracula isn't very photogenic.
Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 09:51 PM (Ojki1)

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He doesn't show up in pictures at all, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 09:52 PM (fLVm1)

121 BERSERKER!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2021 09:52 PM (TdMsT)

122 I wish I had enough pus to write a last message to my kid.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 09:53 PM (fLVm1)

123 Posted by: gp Discovers Syncategorematic Bullshit Generator at April 23, 2021 09:47 PM (qpX6U)

I think it's illustrating the "childhood love" trope: boy grows up and becomes bigger than the girl who's been bossing him around, marries her and becomes her protector.

Posted by: pookysgirl, anime cat says nyah at April 23, 2021 09:54 PM (XKZwp)

124 One reason I don't use the cloud. I got a 12T hard drive for under $250 last year, why would I need the cloud?

WHat happens if something terrible occurs at your house? I don't want the cloud storage either but if the house burns I'd lose EVERYTHING. All my manuscripts, all my original art, everything. Backing everything up on site is not secure.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 23, 2021 09:54 PM (KZzsI)

125 He doesn't show up in pictures at all, right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 09:52 PM (fLVm1)

Depending on the lore, but for most of them I am familiar with, yes.

Then again Max Schreck did show on screen in Nosferatu and I am not 100% confident he wasn't an actual vampire.

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 09:54 PM (Ojki1)

126 *tackles Berserker*

Hi.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2021 09:55 PM (MeU/y)

127 @120 You clearly have not seen "What We Do In The Shadows." (The film, not the series.) Digital has come a long way.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 23, 2021 09:55 PM (OU+8W)

128 >>> 101 I don't get the anime-style webtoon meme where the grown man marries the little girl. Is that supposed to be serious, or ironic, or what?
Posted by: gp Discovers Syncategorematic Bullshit Generator at April 23, 2021 09:47 PM (qpX6U)


I could be wrong because it's anime and all, but I believe that's the same boy and girl throughout. He starts out smaller slightly but over time becomes the taller one and marries her. If that's the correct interpretation then it's kind of sweet.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 23, 2021 09:56 PM (pnzcV)

129 But as a lifelong guy, yeah.

That was all I wanted in life.

I don't care about the guns but a family and a cabin in the mountains, a garden

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 23, 2021 09:56 PM (KZzsI)

130 126 *tackles Berserker*

Hi.
Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2021 09:55 PM (MeU/y)

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Take it outside, you two.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 09:56 PM (fLVm1)

131 If you guys want to post cute animal videos, here is a good non-FB place to find them:
https COLON //rumble DOT com/

Posted by: Dogstar59 at April 23, 2021 09:57 PM (mF8EE)

132 I wish sparkly vampires wouldn't appear on film.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2021 09:57 PM (i9ZF7)

133 Take it outside, you two.
Posted by: Cicero

___

Jealous, Batboy?

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2021 09:57 PM (MeU/y)

134 130 126 *tackles Berserker*

Hi.
Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2021 09:55 PM

Take it outside, you two.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 09:56 PM (fLVm1)

Cicero is the site Cooler.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2021 09:58 PM (i9ZF7)

135 @54 Weirddave-In the modern day kind of way. You can go back as far as the nineties, young girls aren't sold that narrative of marrying your childhood/high school sweetheart. There is so much feminist brainwashing of both sexes, that cartoon is on par with the Disney princess/Prince Charming BS.

Maybe in a small town in middle America with a solid moral/religious upbringing or back in the Ward n Beaver Cleaver Days and into the 70's or 80's.

That scenario might have been the rule at one time, but now it is the exception. We are at a 50% divorce rate for all marriages and 80% are initiated by women.
So really there should be more to that cartoon where she is banging Kevin from sales in that kid she was so happy with at one time and married out of high schools house he lost in the divorce.

Posted by: JROD at April 23, 2021 09:58 PM (0jZnq)

136
If that's the correct interpretation then it's kind of sweet.
Posted by: banana Dream

__________

Cisnormative oppression!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2021 09:59 PM (mht8P)

137 Feminists should be super proud. They've turned young girls into stabby sluts who hate marriage and kids.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2021 10:00 PM (i9ZF7)

138 Christopher Taylor, please to be turning in man card.
"don't care about guns."
Sheesh.

Posted by: RI Red at April 23, 2021 10:00 PM (8Psva)

139 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/anxjnubx

https://tinyurl.com/yvbabun7

https://tinyurl.com/463aprb6

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https://tinyurl.com/3hbvxkxa

Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2021 10:00 PM (qAR6u)

140 Cisnormative oppression!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2021 09:59 PM (mht8P)

To which the correct response is "Go get another cat."

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 10:00 PM (Ojki1)

141 I just hope that Gen Z learns what not to do from the millennials' epic fails. If that's all our generation is remembered for...fuck it, it's a better legacy than Facebook.

Also, funny that /tg/ would come up...I virtually never bother with 4chan but I was just over there yesterday trying to figure out what's going on with their wiki following an extended outage. For the uninitiated, /tg/ runs a site called 1d4chan.org that's basically a compendium of D&D and Warhammer 40K knowledge and game rules in the inimitable parlance of the intertubes. It is glorious, it is the Deadpool of tabletop gaming, and it is exactly what these franchises need on account of the rights holders taking themselves way too seriously for way too long.

Posted by: CppThis at April 23, 2021 10:01 PM (zcf1k)

142 {{{SMH}}}!!!

How are you feeling, dahlin?

Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2021 10:01 PM (TdMsT)

143 > Hard to say really as Dracula isn't very photogenic.

A digital camera should be able to capture Dracula's image. Mirrors didn't capture his reflection because of the silvered backing. Film didn't capture his image because of the silver emulsion. Of course, the lore is pretty inconsistent.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 23, 2021 10:01 PM (i0wNm)

144 137 Feminists should be super proud. They've turned young girls into stabby sluts who hate marriage and kids.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2021 10:00 PM (i9ZF7)

Many Feminists are spectacularly miserable with their life and their happiness is making sure no one else enjoys their lives either.

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 10:02 PM (Ojki1)

145 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/e5c7c3fa

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Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2021 10:03 PM (qAR6u)

146 Gee JROD, I guess you missed the caption "What life should be". I didn't marry a school age crush either, but that doesn't mean it isn't sweet when it happens, and even the tone of your own post recognizes that implicitly. Seems to me you're verifying the cartoon, not disproving it.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 23, 2021 10:03 PM (8GXvx)

147 >>> One reason I don't use the cloud. I got a 12T hard drive for under $250 last year, why would I need the cloud?

WHat happens if something terrible occurs at your house? I don't want the cloud storage either but if the house burns I'd lose EVERYTHING. All my manuscripts, all my original art, everything. Backing everything up on site is not secure.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 23, 2021 09:54 PM (KZzsI)


This. I had a quasi NAS. It was a two large HD in a usb RAID1 enclosure hooked up to my router. Then MS said no more samba protocol in windows due to security issues and it became a direct USB drive to a pc. Then one day, I rebooted in safe mode, and what's the first thing that happens in safe mode? chkdsk on every drive. I didn't stop it in time and windows screwed up RAID 1. A simple redundant disk structure and windows hosed it. I managed to get everything off the drive but the folder structures are screwed.

For much less than the price of a good synology multibay RAID5 real NAS I can choose a cloud backup service. So that's what I'm going to do.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 23, 2021 10:04 PM (pnzcV)

148
Many Feminists are spectacularly miserable with their life and their happiness is making sure no one else enjoys their lives either.
Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 10:02 PM (Ojki1)

___________

For "spectacularly miserable", read "deeply mentally ill".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2021 10:04 PM (mht8P)

149 Hey Ladyl!!

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2021 10:05 PM (MeU/y)

150 For much less than the price of a good synology multibay RAID5 real NAS I can choose a cloud backup service. So that's what I'm going to do.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 23, 2021 10:04 PM (pnzcV)

Can't wait to see it!

Posted by: NSA Bob at April 23, 2021 10:05 PM (Ojki1)

151

Vaccination centres in Newyorkistan are now accepting walk-ins... I don't know how this can be, what with people literally trampling their own mothers to get in for teh jab!

Posted by: Zettai at April 23, 2021 10:05 PM (MSrdq)

152 A digital camera should be able to capture Dracula's image. Mirrors didn't capture his reflection because of the silvered backing. Film didn't capture his image because of the silver emulsion. Of course, the lore is pretty inconsistent.


You're assuming there was no silver content in the solder used on the camera's printed circuit boards.


OK, it's a stretch, but that's all I got.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 10:05 PM (SchxB)

153 Weird Dave, I did marry my school age crush (after a few false starts).
Going on 47 years now. Haven't killed each other. Yet.

Posted by: RI Red at April 23, 2021 10:05 PM (8Psva)

154 For much less than the price of a good synology multibay RAID5 real NAS I can choose a cloud backup service. So that's what I'm going to do.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 23, 2021 10:04 PM (pnzcV)



Cool. Then they can have the meltdown for you.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 23, 2021 10:06 PM (ZSK0i)

155 That looks like a cat ass trophy to me.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 23, 2021 10:06 PM (PLitN)

156 For much less than the price of a good synology multibay RAID5 real NAS I can choose a cloud backup service. So that's what I'm going to do.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 23, 2021 10:04 PM (pnzcV)

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Yep. It's so easy.

Have one local backup and one backup in the cloud and you're pretty much bulletproof.

Both will never fail at the same time.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 10:06 PM (fLVm1)

157 Razor is playing a table-top

https://youtu.be/HVnbgLQ-FfU

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 23, 2021 10:07 PM (ybIRR)

158 I have to write in charcoal chips from the fireplace.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2021 09:42 PM (i9ZF7)

Wow, lucky you!
I have to use a rock to bash letters into other rocks.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 23, 2021 10:07 PM (gtatv)

159 For much less than the price of a good synology multibay RAID5 real NAS I can choose a cloud backup service. So that's what I'm going to do.

One time fee or monthly charges?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 10:07 PM (SchxB)

160 Wow, lucky you!
I have to use a rock to bash letters into other rocks.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 23, 2021 10:07 PM (gtatv

You have arms? Lucky!

I'm all Daniel Day Lewis up in here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2021 10:08 PM (i9ZF7)

161 You're assuming there was no silver content in the solder used on the camera's printed circuit boards.


OK, it's a stretch, but that's all I got.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 10:05 PM (SchxB)

Vampire lore is like zombie lore- Everyone has their own image and has things in it that they think are vital and others that are fungible. About the only consistent is a fear of Zac Snyder directing a film about it.

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 10:08 PM (Ojki1)

162 149 Hey Ladyl!!
Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2021 10:05 PM (MeU/y)


How are you healing?

Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2021 10:09 PM (TdMsT)

163 @146 Weirddave-Well if you go to my initial comment about the cartoon I was being a bit of a smart ass. Without naming names and maybe a few other guys here that may have bought into or were sold something along the lines of what that cartoon was sorta selling......I was taking a dig in jest.

Posted by: JROD at April 23, 2021 10:09 PM (0jZnq)

164
Overheard yesterday from some eldster beefing about vaccination rates dropping off - "I want to get and wear a sweatshirt that reads, 'I Believe in Science'!"

I resisted the urge to ask if she'd wear one that said, "I Believe in the Scientific Method!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2021 10:10 PM (dGXW9)

165 >> Then MS said no more samba protocol in windows due to security issues and it became a direct USB drive to a pc.

SMB is up to version 3.x now. What MS dropped was default support for SMB 1.0. But that can easily be reenabled if you need it. All my Win 10 machines are happily running SMB 1.0.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 23, 2021 10:10 PM (Mzdiz)

166 Love the alternative to Uber ad, only ... I'm almost afraid to ask: WTH is that white substance on the front bumper?

Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2021 10:10 PM (96/ch)

167 160 Wow, lucky you!
I have to use a rock to bash letters into other rocks.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 23, 2021 10:07 PM (gtatv

And to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together guys.

Posted by: Sub-ether band radio announcer at April 23, 2021 10:10 PM (Ojki1)

168 Doing fine, Ladyl, thanks for asking.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2021 10:11 PM (MeU/y)

169 And why are we on Central Time? Ace is in NY and Pixy is in NZ.

Posted by: RI Red at April 23, 2021 10:11 PM (8Psva)

170 Yeah, but I'm on Central Time, so it's all good.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2021 10:12 PM (MeU/y)

171 168 Doing fine, Ladyl, thanks for asking.
Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2021 10:11 PM (MeU/y)


Prayers answered.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2021 10:12 PM (TdMsT)

172 And why are we on Central Time? Ace is in NY and Pixy is in NZ.
Posted by: RI Red

It's really a white rabbit time hash

Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2021 10:12 PM (Xih1H)

173 And why are we on Central Time? Ace is in NY and Pixy is in NZ.


Pretty sure the physical server is in Dallas.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 10:12 PM (SchxB)

174 Good night all. Got a full day tomorrow. Going to try and tackle that damn cactus...make some more pretties, work on the kitchen cabinets. Stay safe.

Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 23, 2021 10:13 PM (nxdel)

175 'I Believe in Science'!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2021 10:10 PM (dGXW9)

Let's test that.

Let's start with chromosome pairs and gender.

Posted by: Science at April 23, 2021 10:13 PM (Ojki1)

176 Niters, Jewells!

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2021 10:13 PM (MeU/y)

177 >>> That alternative uber service really just sounds like the morning ride to high school. Well, without the Motley Crue thing anyway. We were smarter. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2021 09:51 PM (VwHCD)


Damn we had the same ride. Until I could drive my ride was crammed into the back of my best friend's big brother's 67 camero blasting Metallica tearing pavement on the way. He had one of those window-length rearview mirrors and a tach on the dash.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 23, 2021 10:14 PM (pnzcV)

178 Note Jewells!

Get to work on that cat butt plugs tomorrow

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2021 10:14 PM (i9ZF7)

179 Blanco, I thought it was in Utah when it burned up.

Posted by: RI Red at April 23, 2021 10:14 PM (8Psva)

180 Central Time is the best time.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2021 10:15 PM (i9ZF7)

181 179 Blanco, I thought it was in Utah when it burned up.
Posted by: RI Red at April 23, 2021 10:14 PM (8Psva)

That company was (is?) still trying to get it's shit together and Pixy found a replacement/stand in elsewhere.

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 10:15 PM (Ojki1)

182 Good night, Jewells!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2021 10:16 PM (TdMsT)

183 81 > The only "butt-jewelry" I can think of is the plastic baggy hanging out of your pet labradors ass because the dummy got in the garbage the night before.

I remember having to chase down a cat to pull Christmas tree tinsel out of its butt.

Fortunately it didn't get tangled up in there.

We stopped using tinsel on the tree after that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 23, 2021 09:38 PM (JZT2F)

Just another ONT about a bunch of assholes, I see.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 23, 2021 10:16 PM (4LwIn)

184 Good evening y'all!

Jewels.......just ordered two bracelets If there are those of you that have not taken advantage of her lovely work.......get thee over there!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 23, 2021 10:16 PM (/UQ/R)

185 180 Central Time is the best time.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2021 10:15 PM (i9ZF7)

It's non partisan .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2021 10:17 PM (2DOZq)

186 Blanco, I thought it was in Utah when it burned up.


Different physical box. Pixy's been doing a lot of work behind the scenes and allowing us occasional glimpses. He got a backup of the Utah box and we're running on a copy of that data now. The Dallas box is in a DC owned by a different company than the server flambe host he's been using for years.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 10:17 PM (SchxB)

187 180 Central Time is the best time.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2021 10:15 PM (i9ZF7)

I'd say it's middling. AK time and it's still daylight. YMMV.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 23, 2021 10:17 PM (4LwIn)

188 {{{WDS}}}

Hey there!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2021 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

189 {{{{Ladyl}}}}

FBI hasn't come for you yet?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 23, 2021 10:17 PM (/UQ/R)

190 185 180 Central Time is the best time.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2021 10:15 PM (i9ZF7)

It's non partisan .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2021 10:17 PM (2DOZq


I snortled

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2021 10:18 PM (i9ZF7)

191 Far be it from me to complain.
Oh, OK. I still have to turn off java script to be able to get past the main screen.
Damn IOS.

Posted by: RI Red at April 23, 2021 10:19 PM (8Psva)

192

Teh HQ's time stamp should be in zulu time, as befits a very smart military blog...

Posted by: Zettai at April 23, 2021 10:19 PM (l8afP)

193 Lol ladyl.....we posted at exactly the same time

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 23, 2021 10:20 PM (/UQ/R)

194 189 {{{{Ladyl}}}}

FBI hasn't come for you yet?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 23, 2021 10:17 PM (/UQ/R)


So far, so good!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2021 10:20 PM (TdMsT)

195 Vampires hate Alaska. Too much sunshine.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2021 10:21 PM (i9ZF7)

196 193 Lol ladyl.....we posted at exactly the same time
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 23, 2021 10:20 PM (/UQ/R)


Miss ya, girl!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2021 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

197 >>> SMB is up to version 3.x now. What MS dropped was default support for SMB 1.0. But that can easily be reenabled if you need it. All my Win 10 machines are happily running SMB 1.0.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 23, 2021 10:10 PM (Mzdiz)


I know, it just got to be too much of a pain and I'd have to reenable it on every computer in the house. A modern NAS would get away from that but after getting the unit and drives it's too much for me to spend. It would take 4-5 years of cost from a place like Idrive to get up to that. I don't have low latency needs like for a media server. I just need a place to save the five billion family pictures my wife takes and a few other kinds of documents/graphic/media assets.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 23, 2021 10:21 PM (pnzcV)

198 195 Vampires hate Alaska. Too much sunshine.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2021 10:21 PM (i9ZF7)

You've never seen 30 Days of Night.

Which is not a judgment as the film is rather pedestrian.

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 10:22 PM (Ojki1)

199
Pretty sure the physical server is in Dallas.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 10:12 PM (SchxB)

__________

It wanted to be near all the gentleman's clubs. Much better than Utah.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2021 10:22 PM (mht8P)

200

ISTR a story recently at ZeroHedge (?) about some Insurrectionists threatened with twenty (20) years at hard labour for peeing in the shrubbery on the Capitol grounds...

Posted by: Zettai at April 23, 2021 10:23 PM (l8afP)

201 You've never seen 30 Days of Night.

Which is not a judgment as the film is rather pedestrian.
Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 10:22 PM (Ojki1)


That's right. I've seen that movie.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2021 10:24 PM (i9ZF7)

202 Teh HQ's time stamp should be in zulu time, as befits a very smart military blog...

Hosting company I worked at 20 years ago was just getting geared up and had big plans. They asked everyone what time zone they should set the servers in. I suggested zulu time as what else would a global company use?

They did it.

The whining for the next six months was epic until management decided to change it to MST.

All because some idiots couldn't figure out how to subtract 7 hours from the timestamp.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 10:24 PM (SchxB)

203
ISTR a story recently at ZeroHedge (?) about some Insurrectionists threatened with twenty (20) years at hard labour for peeing in the shrubbery on the Capitol grounds...
Posted by: Zettai at April 23, 2021 10:23 PM (l8afP)

___________

Followed by 463 comments blaming the Jews?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2021 10:24 PM (mht8P)

204 I miss you too! Did you book to TX? I am going to this weekend. Don't think I will be able to get below what SW is offering right now. Need to start looking at an RV

If you get a chance, give me a call

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 23, 2021 10:25 PM (/UQ/R)

205 Hadrian, I seem to recall having to order food in Salt Lake City in order to get a second drink.
I wonder what you'd have to order to get a lap dance.

Posted by: RI Red at April 23, 2021 10:25 PM (8Psva)

206 It wanted to be near all the gentleman's clubs. Much better than Utah.

Someone should investigate this...

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 10:25 PM (SchxB)

207 The anime marriage thing is cute.

My daughter has topped out at 5 foot 7. My wife is 5 foot 8. My son is about to turn 12 and is my wife's height, and the Interwebs suggest he will be 6'4" by the time he tops out.

Posted by: Loki, the Original Chinee Virus at April 23, 2021 10:26 PM (KqiMr)

208 Hadrian, I seem to recall having to order food in Salt Lake City in order to get a second drink.
I wonder what you'd have to order to get a lap dance.



A wife.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 10:26 PM (SchxB)

209 ISTR a story recently at ZeroHedge (?) about some Insurrectionists threatened with twenty (20) years at hard labour for peeing in the shrubbery on the Capitol grounds...
Posted by: Zettai at April 23, 2021 10:23 PM (l8afP)

___________

Followed by 463 comments blaming the Jews?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2021 10:24 PM (mht8P)

453 as one of their little darlins was here harassing Ace today for a bit rather than being there.

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 10:27 PM (Ojki1)

210 Ladyl? Are you sure there is no evidence? LOL

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 23, 2021 10:27 PM (/UQ/R)

211 good evening thought criminals


I'm steeling the line from Tuckers show about being a counter-revolutionary
.

Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 23, 2021 10:27 PM (bTQ72)

212 210 Ladyl? Are you sure there is no evidence? LOL
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 23, 2021 10:27 PM (/UQ/R)

Even if there isn't we'll "find" some.

Posted by: FBI, full of honest ham and eggers at April 23, 2021 10:28 PM (Ojki1)

213 201 You've never seen 30 Days of Night.

Which is not a judgment as the film is rather pedestrian.
Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 10:22 PM (Ojki1)

I thought it was pretty good. Definitely not dull to me.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2021 10:29 PM (2DOZq)

214
Her Majesty married me because I'm 6' 1" and she's 4' 11". It wasn't my looks, brains or personality, that's for sure.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2021 10:29 PM (mht8P)

215 Ladyl, if you're in trouble with the feds, I want to hear about it. My dance card needs fillin', boys!

Posted by: RI Red at April 23, 2021 10:29 PM (8Psva)

216

Never read the comments at ZeroHedge, if you value your immortal soul!

Posted by: Zettai at April 23, 2021 10:30 PM (l8afP)

217 Don't EVER put anything in the cloud!! Thumb drives are dirt cheap, so you can make multiple backup copies of everything you have and store them in different accessible locations.

Posted by: nishdoogedacht at April 23, 2021 10:30 PM (WusEB)

218 Great, now I have to text my daughter and ask her if that's my grandson being picked up by the giraffe.

I don't think it's my daughter, as she doesn't appear to be near tall enough, but, still, sort of looks like and sure sounds like her.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in tenuous standing at April 23, 2021 10:31 PM (2SdPm)

219 Good evening.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 23, 2021 10:32 PM (KAi1n)

220 Now we know why the Dems didn't want to post $1 Million bond today.

PayPal just shut down the account of the people providing security for the Maricopa County audit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 10:33 PM (SchxB)

221 161 You're assuming there was no silver content in the solder used on the camera's printed circuit boards.


OK, it's a stretch, but that's all I got.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 10:05 PM (SchxB)

Vampire lore is like zombie lore- Everyone has their own image and has things in it that they think are vital and others that are fungible. About the only consistent is a fear of Zac Snyder directing a film about it.
Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 10:08 PM (Ojki1)

---------------------------

Hotel Transylvania had a great scene where the human guy is quizzing Dracula about various aspects of vampire lore. Best bit was when he asks about wooden stakes to the heart, and Dracula replies "Yeah. Who wouldn't that kill?"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 23, 2021 10:33 PM (CAJOC)

222 ACES Taxi Service, Biloxi MS. And yes, they use the ace of spades in their logo.

Perhaps a Josh moment.

I liked the chicken joke. Thx for the ONT weirddave.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 23, 2021 10:33 PM (F0YaR)

223 Blanco, I haven't kept up. Was the stay conditioned on posting bond?

Posted by: RI Red at April 23, 2021 10:34 PM (8Psva)

224 215 Ladyl, if you're in trouble with the feds, I want to hear about it. My dance card needs fillin', boys!
Posted by: RI Red at April 23, 2021 10:29 PM (8Psva)


Lol!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2021 10:35 PM (TdMsT)

225

Twenty (20) years of hard hard labour... In Alcatraz... On Devil's Island... At Botany Bay...

Posted by: Zettai at April 23, 2021 10:36 PM (l8afP)

226 Hotel Transylvania had a great scene where the human guy is quizzing Dracula about various aspects of vampire lore. Best bit was when he asks about wooden stakes to the heart, and Dracula replies "Yeah. Who wouldn't that kill?"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 23, 2021 10:33 PM (CAJOC)

Wolf man.

Who has nards.

Posted by: Monster Squad at April 23, 2021 10:36 PM (Ojki1)

227 PayPal just shut down the account of the people providing security for the Maricopa County audit.


details, i do not know what this means?
big tech picking the same side again?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 23, 2021 10:36 PM (bTQ72)

228
210 Ladyl? Are you sure there is no evidence? LOL
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 23, 2021 10:27 PM (/UQ/R)


I am, and I always have been, a model citizen!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2021 10:37 PM (TdMsT)

229 Now we know why the Dems didn't want to post $1 Million bond today.

PayPal just shut down the account of the people providing security for the Maricopa County audit.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 10:33 PM (SchxB)


If only Sheriff Joe was there to rally a a militia and defend the audit facility!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 23, 2021 10:38 PM (hOUT3)

230 Wife and I are driving to Texas in October. Air travel is the pits. Which sucks, because I love flying in airplanes. I just hate all the booshit that is required to climb into an airplane.

Driving is just easier. TBH anywhere in CONUS is driving distance. just gotta plan ahead.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 23, 2021 10:38 PM (4l77G)

231 @214 Hadrian the Seventh-Can't speak to your looks but obviously you have some brains if you are here at AoS and you certainly need a strong personality to be here too.

Posted by: JROD at April 23, 2021 10:39 PM (0jZnq)

232 If I were in the media, I'd sure be interested in why the Dems are so deathly afraid of the Arizona investigation.

But that's just me.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2021 10:39 PM (i9ZF7)

233 I am, and I always have been, a model citizen!
Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2021 10:37 PM (TdMsT)


{{{Ladyl}}}
Remember, no matter what the question in the interview room is, that is the right answer!
Never waver!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 23, 2021 10:39 PM (hOUT3)

234 Blanco, I haven't kept up. Was the stay conditioned on posting bond?


Why, yes. Yes it was. And the suit was over a "lack of security".


My best guess is someone dropped the ball on the Dem -> PayPal communications. I think they were supposed to have killed the account before the suit was filed so the Dems could say there was no security if there was no way to pay them.


I'd look for the Dems to refile for an emergency injunction tomorrow.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 10:40 PM (SchxB)

235 232 If I were in the media, I'd sure be interested in why the Dems are so deathly afraid of the Arizona investigation.

But that's just me.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2021 10:39 PM (i9ZF7)

Which is why you aren't in the media.

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 10:40 PM (Ojki1)

236 If I every have to "declare my pronouns" I am going to try something like this:
"My pronouns are my secret. However, I have sha256 hashes for them. To comply with using "my pronouns", I expect you to use the sha256 hash instead of something like "he". On certain days of the week, subject to change, I require my pronoun hash to be written in binary instead of hex. Have a good day."

Posted by: Chuck C at April 23, 2021 10:40 PM (awtm/)

237 On that map of popular "cars", only the Corolla and Civic are actual cars. Most of the others are pickups, and two are hatchbacks on stilts.

Posted by: the ONT pedant at April 23, 2021 10:41 PM (5RbWk)

238 big tech picking the same side again?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 23, 2021 10:36 PM (bTQ72)


Comrade, there is only one side, and we will be telling you what it is, based on the State's needs of the day!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 23, 2021 10:41 PM (hOUT3)

239 Hi Pug! Hope you are well!

Ladyl, of course you are a model citizen

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 23, 2021 10:41 PM (/UQ/R)

240 If I were in the media, I'd sure be interested in why the Dems are so deathly afraid of the Arizona investigation.

But that's just me.



The Arizona Republic reporter on the story was on Maddow earlier tonight. Figure the odds.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 10:41 PM (SchxB)

241 Let's assume the audit goes through and they find massive fraud.

What then?

What changes?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2021 10:41 PM (i9ZF7)

242 Fermat? Ain't he the dude who postulated that light always follows the shortest path?

That seems a little hinky to me, unless the thing missing in The Grand Unified Theory of Physics is that light is sentient.



Anyway, someone earlier today mentioned the movie Mosul, about the Ninevah SWAT team that killed the Hell out of ISIS/Daesh in the titular Iraqi city.

Good movie. Thanks for the rec.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2021 10:42 PM (a9axi)

243 235 232 If I were in the media, I'd sure be interested in why the Dems are so deathly afraid of the Arizona investigation.

But that's just me.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2021 10:39 PM (i9ZF7)

Which is why you aren't allowed in the media.
Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 10:40 PM (Ojki1)

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 23, 2021 10:43 PM (hOUT3)

244 What then?

What changes?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2021 10:41 PM (i9ZF7)
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The media ignores the obvious cheating even harder?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in tenuous standing at April 23, 2021 10:43 PM (2SdPm)

245 Also, not sure I entirely agree about some of that best selling cars by state thing. Colorado should be Subaru. Every third car is a Subaru. Also, maybe not Montana overall, but Bozone is 80 percent Subaru. Missoula also has a yuge Subaru population.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 23, 2021 10:43 PM (4l77G)

246 241 Let's assume the audit goes through and they find massive fraud.

What then?

What changes?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2021 10:41 PM (i9ZF7)

Emergency legislation is passed declaring mentioning it to be a hate crime. Which will pass in the Senate 99-0.

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 10:43 PM (Ojki1)

247 The media ignores the obvious cheating even harder?


This guy gets it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 10:44 PM (SchxB)

248 What then?

What changes?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2021 10:41 PM



Audits of other swing states? SCOTUS?

Posted by: Zettai at April 23, 2021 10:44 PM (l8afP)

249 245 Also, not sure I entirely agree about some of that best selling cars by state thing. Colorado should be Subaru. Every third car is a Subaru. Also, maybe not Montana overall, but Bozone is 80 percent Subaru. Missoula also has a yuge Subaru population.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 23, 2021 10:43 PM (4l77G)

So maybe the media isn't lying about their representation of how many lesbians are in the country?

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 10:44 PM (Ojki1)

250 Also, not sure I entirely agree about some of that best selling cars by state thing. Colorado should be Subaru. Every third car is a Subaru. Also, maybe not Montana overall, but Bozone is 80 percent Subaru. Missoula also has a yuge Subaru population.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 23, 2021 10:43 PM (4l77G)
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Notice, though, half the best selling vehicles are trucks.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in tenuous standing at April 23, 2021 10:44 PM (2SdPm)

251 Wife and I are driving to Texas in October.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 23, 2021 10:38 PM (4l77G)


See you there. I'll be the guy with the hat.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 23, 2021 10:45 PM (t+qrx)

252 Durn, just when it was getting interesting.
My body is telling me it's EDT, not CDT.
See you all in the AM.

Posted by: RI Red at April 23, 2021 10:45 PM (8Psva)

253 I don't think she's a fan: https://bit.ly/3sPWz0a

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 10:45 PM (SchxB)

254 You all know how to tell that Teh Horde is the last bastion of sanity on Earf?

'Cause Jewells is NOT making Ace of Spades buttplugs to sell at the MoMeets. *shudder*

Update, today. Spent way too much road time and hours at dr's. office (and money at dr's. office). But did come away with a full haul of HCQ, ivermectin, z-pak, respiratory stuff and more. Odds got moved very solidly back onto my side of the scoreboard.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 23, 2021 10:45 PM (QzJWU)

255
Audits of other swing states? SCOTUS?
Posted by: Zettai at April 23, 2021 10:44 PM (l8afP)

No way after passing before does SCOTUS go anywhere near this. They'll rule "no standing" and cash more book deals.

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 10:45 PM (Ojki1)

256 Let's assume the audit goes through and they find massive fraud.

What then?

What changes?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2021 10:41 PM (i9ZF7)


ZZZZZZZ!

No standing, but if there were, it would be a tax!

Posted by: SCCJ J Roberts at April 23, 2021 10:46 PM (hOUT3)

257 Let's assume the audit goes through and they find massive fraud.
What then?
What changes?


Everyone will have to wear an anti-fraud mask.

It's Science!

Posted by: Alexandria CakedOn-Makeup at April 23, 2021 10:46 PM (5RbWk)

258 So maybe the media isn't lying about their representation of how many lesbians are in the country?


Impossible. We'd have heard about massive flannel shortages by now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 10:47 PM (SchxB)

259 actually suburu marked really hard to the outdoor set.
skiiers, snowboarders, climbers, paddlers etc.

people outside those groups only think it was faggot marketing but that is not true, especially in the PNE in intermountain west

Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 23, 2021 10:47 PM (bTQ72)

260 Impossible. We'd have heard about massive flannel shortages by now.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 10:47 PM (SchxB)
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Not to mention the sensible shoe shortage coupled with the Subaru shortage.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in tenuous standing at April 23, 2021 10:48 PM (2SdPm)

261 Posted by: Jim at April 23, 2021 10:45 PM (QzJWU)

JSND

Good on you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 23, 2021 10:48 PM (hOUT3)

262 PNE=PNW

Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 23, 2021 10:48 PM (bTQ72)

263
Update, today. Spent way too much road time and hours at dr's. office (and money at dr's. office). But did come away with a full haul of HCQ, ivermectin, z-pak, respiratory stuff and more. Odds got moved very solidly back onto my side of the scoreboard.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 23, 2021 10:45 PM (QzJWU)


I'm praying for you, Jim.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2021 10:48 PM (TdMsT)

264 Just confirmation that there was material fraud in the AZ election (i.e. changed outcomes) would be "something happening".

It would have a big echo - as it would instantly move the idea of fraud from the "conspiracy" fringe - where it is only due to a dumbed-down populace and a cartoon propaganda operation replacing the "press" - to center stage.

And if other efforts in other states (like Braynard's illegal vote count), as they likely will, continue to show material fraud (he claims it does, already, in GA, after only reviewing 1/4 of the votes), then it's part of a factual base that makes election integrity an unassailable concern.

It can't hurt. All upside.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2021 10:48 PM (OTzUX)

265 245 Also, not sure I entirely agree about some of that best selling cars by state thing. Colorado should be Subaru. Every third car is a Subaru. Also, maybe not Montana overall, but Bozone is 80 percent Subaru. Missoula also has a yuge Subaru population.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 23, 2021 10:43 PM (4l77G)


Keyword 'sales'. Subaru fanatics tend to hold onto their cars for a really long time.

I do have my own quibble with the map though, which is that Florida is reporting Toyota instead of Buick. Because, y'know, old people and Buicks...

Posted by: CppThis at April 23, 2021 10:48 PM (zcf1k)

266 Hotel Transylvania had a great scene where the human guy is quizzing Dracula about various aspects of vampire lore. Best bit was when he asks about wooden stakes to the heart, and Dracula replies "Yeah. Who wouldn't that kill?"
Posted by: No One of Consequence


"Interviews with Monster Girls" does that joke in reverse. The interviewer gives the vampire girl a book on vampire lore.

"Hmm .... I like garlic .... crosses are only fashionable in middle school! .... oh, this one's right! a stake through the heart would kill me!"

"Yeah, it would kill me too."

Posted by: mikeski at April 23, 2021 10:49 PM (P1f+c)

267 people outside those groups only think it was faggot marketing but that is not true, especially in the PNE in intermountain west
Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 23, 2021 10:47 PM (bTQ72)
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Every other driveway in Tahoe has a Subaru in it.

Still fun to dunk on Subaru owners, though. Heck, I had a Forester at one time. The turbocharged model, though.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in tenuous standing at April 23, 2021 10:50 PM (2SdPm)

268 {{{Hi WDS!}}}

Been a tough month. Don't want to bore you with details, but Dad is on his way out. I've been working remotely in MT for 4 weeks. I am going home Sunday. I came up here to help Mom. But Dad is stubborn. He has good days and bad days. And now I have to go home. Mom understands; we have talked a lot about this. Not an easy decision, but I have my own responsibilities.

Good news is mom still has my sister and her hubby to help out.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 23, 2021 10:51 PM (4l77G)

269 Her Majesty married me because I'm 6' 1" and she's 4' 11". It wasn't my looks, brains or personality, that's for sure.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I am sure its a good love. The older I grow, the more I hate the hook up culture the 60s evolved into and wish something more for my kids.

I hope the get married young, have kids, raise them, and then if they get sick of it all, then get divorced. Kids need parents. Young ones. I'm 29+ and i wish I was 15 years younger to keep up with my kids.

Posted by: Loki, the Original Chinee Virus at April 23, 2021 10:52 PM (KqiMr)

270 Blanco, I couldn't understand what the lady said.

Posted by: Infidel at April 23, 2021 10:52 PM (E0OEG)

271 Every other driveway in Tahoe has a Subaru in it.

Still fun to dunk on Subaru owners, though. Heck, I had a Forester at one time. The turbocharged model, though.


4WD, not too bad on gas, what's not to like? OK, some of them are kinda funky looking. But we've had worse in the past to look at.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 10:52 PM (SchxB)

272 Gateway Pundit has vids up of California officials forcing people with mental handicaps to get the COVID shot. They are screaming and crying, begging not to be injected.

Horrifying.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2021 10:53 PM (i9ZF7)

273
BERSERKER!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2021 09:52 PM (TdMsT)
A little late but..... LADY!!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2021 10:53 PM (VwHCD)

274 At Outkick: MIT RESEARCHERS SAY RISK OF CONTRACTING COVID INDOORS IS THE SAME AT 6FT AND 60FT.



Isn't the punchline that the risk is zero at both distances? It should be.1

Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2021 10:53 PM (a9axi)

275 Anyone else listen to that rifle song a dozen times like I did?
That choir has such a beautiful voice. I fell in love on first listen.

Posted by: Mitch probably at April 23, 2021 10:53 PM (ckDoc)

276 Blanco, I couldn't understand what the lady said.


"LeBron, how's it feel to be a punk ass bitch?"

At least that's what I got out of it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 10:54 PM (SchxB)

277 Hello Morons and 'Ettes.
Hoping to make it to Texas again this year, and I think Messy Jesse is all in on the trip again also.

Posted by: alamogordo at April 23, 2021 10:54 PM (Dt7YJ)

278 That's actually what he's saying in Russian too.... that's fucking great!

Posted by: Pork Soda at April 23, 2021 10:54 PM (I/HCo)

279 I don't think she's a fan: https://bit.ly/3sPWz0a

Don't know why she apologized to the stormtrooper asswipe defending poor little downtrodden hard-luck LeBaron.

Posted by: spindrift at April 23, 2021 10:54 PM (5RbWk)

280 ZZZZZZZ!

No standing, but if there were, it would be a tax!
Posted by: SCCJ J Roberts at April 23, 2021 10:46 PM (hOUT3)

Supremes have already decided its 'moot'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 23, 2021 10:55 PM (oHd/0)

281 Full disclosure on the Subaru thing: son bought a Crosstrek. Really nice rig. Goes almost everywhere a truck can. I have no beef with Subaru. It's just that I see so damn many of them.

I like my Nissan Frontier.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 23, 2021 10:55 PM (4l77G)

282 Mom always said kids were for the young. I said that to mil once, she was offended. heh.

Posted by: Infidel at April 23, 2021 10:56 PM (E0OEG)

283 Don't know why she apologized to the stormtrooper asswipe defending poor little downtrodden hard-luck LeBaron.

She's a season ticket holder?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 10:56 PM (SchxB)

284 *tackles Berserker*



Hi.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2021 09:55 PM (MeU/y)
Also a little late...... Helloooo

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2021 10:56 PM (VwHCD)

285 276 Blanco, I couldn't understand what the lady said.


"LeBron, how's it feel to be a punk ass bitch?"

At least that's what I got out of it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 10:54 PM (SchxB)

Someone at the Twatter suggested pussy ass bitch.

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 10:56 PM (Ojki1)

286 The medical establishment's persistent loathing of anything remotely HCQ related really gives away the game. American doctors are notorious for following the "prescribe a bunch of random stuff and see if it helps" approach to dealing with unknown causes, yet this is the hill they choose to die on? This ultra mega pandemic where literally everything is on the table up to and including indefinite national quarantine and industry nationalization?

BULLSHIT

Posted by: CppThis at April 23, 2021 10:57 PM (zcf1k)

287 283 Don't know why she apologized to the stormtrooper asswipe defending poor little downtrodden hard-luck LeBaron.

She's a season ticket holder?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 10:56 PM (SchxB)

Sounded like he said he'd remember her. Cause threats against woman is cool if they are white and expressing themselves in a non Lefty approved manner.

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 10:58 PM (Ojki1)

288 286 The medical establishment's persistent loathing of anything remotely HCQ related really gives away the game. American doctors are notorious for following the "prescribe a bunch of random stuff and see if it helps" approach to dealing with unknown causes, yet this is the hill they choose to die on? This ultra mega pandemic where literally everything is on the table up to and including indefinite national quarantine and industry nationalization?

BULLSHIT
Posted by: CppThis at April 23, 2021 10:57 PM (zcf1k)

An overwhelming number of them are leftys. So I'll bet they feel "The Cause" is a greater good.

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 10:59 PM (Ojki1)

289 Someone at the Twatter suggested pussy ass bitch.

Could be. At least we can safely assume that LeBron is a bitch, as all observers seem to agree on that point. So it's down to what kind of bitch he is.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 10:59 PM (SchxB)

290 289 Someone at the Twatter suggested pussy ass bitch.

Could be. At least we can safely assume that LeBron is a bitch, as all observers seem to agree on that point. So it's down to what kind of bitch he is.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 10:59 PM (SchxB)

Slides $5 onto "Functionally illiterate" marker.

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 11:00 PM (Ojki1)

291 Someone at the Twatter suggested pussy ass bitch.

Could be. At least we can safely assume that LeBron is a bitch, as all observers seem to agree on that point. So it's down to what kind of bitch he is.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


If ever there were a place for the healing power of "and"....

Posted by: mikeski at April 23, 2021 11:01 PM (P1f+c)

292 "LeBron, how's it feel to be a punk ass bitch?"


Blanco, oh, that's funny. She sounds like an ette in the making.

Posted by: Infidel at April 23, 2021 11:02 PM (E0OEG)

293 She sounds like an ette in the making.

She'll find her way here eventually. The best ones do.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 11:03 PM (SchxB)

294 Evening.

So Caitlyn Jenner is running for Governor of California.

Cali 'Rons! Let's face it. This is as good as it's likely to get for a while. Anyone, including an ugly shemale what chopped off his own dick, is better than a bunch of pinko leftist retards.

S/He's not the Republican you want, but s/he may be the Republican you need.

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2021 11:03 PM (1Yy3c)

295 She's a season ticket holder?

Can you get thrown out for heckling a pussy-ass bitch?

Honest question, I haven't paid money to watch anyone play sports in ages, so I don't know what the "rules" are protecting these sugarbabies from mean words.

Posted by: spindrift at April 23, 2021 11:04 PM (5RbWk)

296 Posted by: CppThis at April 23, 2021 10:57 PM (zcf1k)

I know some GOOD Doctors... they know they are PRACTICING Medicine... why? Because they know they really don't have all the answers.

Its the Doctors who think they know it all, that you really have to look out for.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 23, 2021 11:04 PM (oHd/0)

297 The mom in that giraffe video has a really nice ass.

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2021 11:05 PM (1Yy3c)

298 The Arizona Republic reporter on the story was on Maddow earlier tonight. Figure the odds.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

I figure hot action in the back of the Subaru.

Posted by: Miklos, not vizualizing at April 23, 2021 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)

299 Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2021 11:03 PM (1Yy3c)

Sorry, you are fucking insane.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 23, 2021 11:05 PM (oHd/0)

300
Blanco, I couldn't understand what the lady said.

Unfortunately, Barbara Billingsley is unavailable to interpret.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2021 11:05 PM (63Dwl)

301 {{{{Pug}}}} Will be thinking about and praying for you and your family

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 23, 2021 11:06 PM (/UQ/R)

302 Supremes have already decided its 'moot'.
Posted by: Romeo13

I have decided that the Supremes are moot.

Actually, they did that.

Posted by: Miklos, waving away all argument at April 23, 2021 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)

303 Sorry, you are fucking insane.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 23, 2021 11:05 PM (oHd/0)

Probably why I fit in here so well.

Cheers!

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2021 11:08 PM (1Yy3c)

304 what if nobody pays attention to the USSC?


9 judges just writing shit, or 15 or what ever Biden makes it

Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 23, 2021 11:09 PM (bTQ72)

305 Mom always said kids were for the young. I said that to mil once, she was offended. heh.

Posted by: Infidel



"If everyone waited until they were "ready" to have kids, nobody would ever be born."

Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2021 11:10 PM (a9axi)

306 Berserker!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 23, 2021 11:11 PM (/UQ/R)

307 methiks there is a reason young people are very horny

Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 23, 2021 11:11 PM (bTQ72)

308

Just one domino falling could be a game changer...

Posted by: Zettai at April 23, 2021 11:12 PM (l8afP)

309 The thing about doctors is, they can be bought en masse. This is where the opioid thing came from, and ADD/ADHD overdiagnosis, and various other professional scandals. Drug companies and other special-interest pushers host lavish parties that doctors are invited to, they get shiny things bundled with marketing material, and they go off and make use of whatever it was that they were marketed. It's not unlike your run of the mill trade show, just more personal and schmoozy since a single doctor is worth quite a few anonymous corporate buyers (though, on point, the invite-only CES afterparties are well known and oft envied by the plebs whose accounts lack sufficient zeroes).

I'm not saying that they're asshoe, only that there's ways for bad actors to get them to act a certain way.

Posted by: CppThis at April 23, 2021 11:12 PM (zcf1k)

310 Just one domino falling could be a game changer...
Posted by: Zettai

Especially in a game of dominoes

Posted by: Miklos Antoine "Fats" Domino at April 23, 2021 11:13 PM (QzkSJ)

311 Milana Vayntrub and Mimi Rogers are both in what looks like a horrifically bad werewolf movie coming up in June:

https://youtu.be/QqVvVnW4TGo

Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2021 11:13 PM (a9axi)

312 275 Anyone else listen to that rifle song a dozen times like I did?

https://tinyurl.com/3emm58cd

Posted by: chris-cross at April 23, 2021 11:13 PM (k8uM2)

313 So (stupid) coworker decides she can't handle customer anymore and has manager step in.

Manager established rule this customer can only contact 1 time per shift.

Less than #Two Weeks later, (Stupid) coworker breaks the rule and takes this persons call 2x in one shift.

Odds that within a month (stupid) coworker is complaining customer is calling all the time again?

If it were me, I'd give the (stupid) coworker a writeup for violating the established rule. Then again the other (stupid) coworkers who decide they can take hours off without working would have been fired with cause, and I'd document before hand so I could slap them (metaphorically) if they tried to file for unemployment.

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 11:14 PM (Ojki1)

314

There is some sort of election audit or something about to happen in New Hampshire, too...

Posted by: Zettai at April 23, 2021 11:14 PM (l8afP)

315 "Update, today. [ ] But did come away with a full haul of HCQ, ivermectin, z-pak, respiratory stuff and more."

Dude! That's like scoring on treasure-type H. Way to go!

Posted by: SFGoth at April 23, 2021 11:14 PM (KAi1n)

316 methiks there is a reason young people are very horny
Posted by: will choose a nic

Other young people

Posted by: Teenage Miklos' Hormone Collection at April 23, 2021 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)

317 hello ONT Crowd.

Disoriented, perhaps. Disappointed, maybe. Disproportional, absolutely.

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 23, 2021 11:16 PM (Jzz++)

318 311 Milana Vayntrub and Mimi Rogers are both in what looks like a horrifically bad werewolf movie coming up in June:

https://youtu.be/QqVvVnW4TGo

Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2021 11:13 PM (a9axi)

Ubisoft? They charge you an extra fee to see the end after the film finishes with no solid conclusion.

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 11:17 PM (Ojki1)

319 311 Milana Vayntrub and Mimi Rogers are both in what looks like a horrifically bad werewolf movie coming up in June:

Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2021 11:13 PM (a9axi)


Is there really such a thing as a not horrifically bad werewolf movie?

Posted by: CppThis at April 23, 2021 11:19 PM (zcf1k)

320 methiks there is a reason young people are very horny

No kids to wake them up in the middle of the night by puking on their bed?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 11:19 PM (SchxB)

321
Is there really such a thing as a not horrifically bad werewolf movie?
Posted by: CppThis at April 23, 2021 11:19 PM (zcf1k)

Wolfcop? Thought it is intentionally tongue in cheek.

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 11:20 PM (Ojki1)

322 I might be interested if there were a movie where Milana and Mimi drove Subarus.

Posted by: spindrift at April 23, 2021 11:21 PM (5RbWk)

323 322 I might be interested if there were a movie where Milana and Mimi drove Subarus.
Posted by: spindrift at April 23, 2021 11:21 PM (5RbWk)

It seems about time for a Wild Things reboot.

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 11:22 PM (Ojki1)

324 @307 will choose a nic later-Being young and horny gets me in trouble sometimes though. Thats why I'm here on a Friday night rather than being out. Of course its slow here tonight, so boring BUT safe night.

Posted by: JROD at April 23, 2021 11:22 PM (0jZnq)

325 Get better soon Jim. Don't forget to quadruple your vitamin C and D. it helps a lot.

One Covid Survivor to a soon to be survivor.

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 23, 2021 11:23 PM (Jzz++)

326 324 @307 will choose a nic later-Being young and horny gets me in trouble sometimes though. Thats why I'm here on a Friday night rather than being out. Of course its slow here tonight, so boring BUT safe night.
Posted by: JROD at April 23, 2021 11:22 PM (0jZnq)

I don't know, one wrong post and the Post Office will be giving you a screwing that you won't enjoy.

Hello Post Master Robert!

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 11:24 PM (Ojki1)

327 There are like 5 Wild Things

all have somewhat similar plot

Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 23, 2021 11:24 PM (bTQ72)

328 Milana Vayntrub and Mimi Rogers are both in what looks like a horrifically bad werewolf movie coming up in June:

----------

Is there nudity?

And no, I'm not talking about the wolf.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 11:25 PM (fLVm1)

329 Well, double-dumbass on him then.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 23, 2021 11:26 PM (vuisn)

330 324 @307 will choose a nic later-Being young and horny gets me in trouble sometimes though. Thats why I'm here on a Friday night rather than being out. Of course its slow here tonight, so boring BUT safe night.
Posted by: JROD at April 23, 2021 11:22 PM (0jZnq)

So it's like the American Pie franchise then.

I know of 2 Wild Things films.

And have only seen a few minutes of 1.

Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 11:26 PM (Ojki1)

331 all the Wild Things are about murder, mystery, plot twists and nekked women

Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 23, 2021 11:28 PM (bTQ72)

332 methiks there is a reason young people are very horny
Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 23, 2021 11:11 PM (bTQ72)

What about very horny middle-aged guys?

Posted by: Robert, Middle-Aged, Very...ya know at April 23, 2021 11:28 PM (1Yy3c)

333 What about very horny middle-aged guys?


heard it is easy if you have a fat, very fat wallet and matching cheque book.

also heard horror storries about the middle age dating pool

Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 23, 2021 11:31 PM (bTQ72)

334 I know it's baseball, meaning it's verboten, but I need something to get me through tough times without weed. S.F. Giants just won 5-3, making them 13-7 and closing in on the L.A. Dogs who are losing 3-1 in the bottom of the 8th.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 23, 2021 11:31 PM (KAi1n)

335 @326 Pete-Well everyone of our philosophical persuasion are going to be facing down the barrel of that gun here in the near future. It's coming whether we post something unapproved or not.

My post master here in Brentwood, Ca. has already called the police on me anyways and is a pussy. Still loses my mail or says shit is delivered when it's not.

Posted by: JROD at April 23, 2021 11:31 PM (0jZnq)

336 Is there nudity?

Milana doesn't want you focusing on her body, pervert!

She wants you to be aware of the serious issue of Lycan supremacy in our nation, and also how you can save 1.3% on your data plan.

Posted by: spindrift at April 23, 2021 11:31 PM (5RbWk)

337 @333 will chose a nic later-I'm 53 and had a horror story a week ago. The girl I met was married and her damn husband got my phone number out of her phone. So yeah, middle aged dating is rough at times.

Posted by: JROD at April 23, 2021 11:35 PM (0jZnq)

338 Is there really such a thing as a not horrifically bad werewolf movie?

Posted by: CppThis




I think Joe Bob Briggs might watch this one, count the Epic Breasts sported by Milana and Mimi, and say no.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2021 11:36 PM (a9axi)

339 Dog Soldiers was pretty good. Some Brit SAS blokes tangled with the weres.

Hilarity and hijinks ensued.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2021 11:38 PM (a9axi)

340 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 23, 2021 11:41 PM (arJlL)

341 @333 will chose a nic later-I'm 53 and had a horror story a week ago. [ ]
Posted by: JROD

I'm 53 too. At least you have horror stories. I haven't had a carnal encounter since 2019 and it's not likely to change. There's no way to even meet anyone with everyone wearing masks and nothing to do -- no dancing, etc.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 23, 2021 11:45 PM (KAi1n)

342 Remember this song from wayyyy back?

Donnie Iris' "Ah Leah":

https://youtu.be/YH5Arbm47IQ

Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2021 11:50 PM (a9axi)

343 Hiya, JT!! So good to see you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 23, 2021 11:51 PM (a4EWo)

344 Remember this song from wayyyy back?

Donnie Iris' "Ah Leah":

https://youtu.be/YH5Arbm47IQ



Still in regular rotation on the local "Classic Rock" station.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 11:52 PM (SchxB)

345 I had a little nap,and I'm glad to see many of you are still here. * hi ladyl !*
Happy Friday night all!
I guess I'll just lurk for a while...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 23, 2021 11:53 PM (5SOal)

346 Is there really such a thing as a not horrifically bad werewolf movie?
Posted by: CppThis at April 23, 2021 11:19 PM (zcf1k)

I thought the Abbott and Costello movie with the Wolfman and Frankenstein was pretty good.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 23, 2021 11:54 PM (mdjgu)

347 Or this one?

"Words" by Missing Persons:

https://youtu.be/IasCZL072fQ

Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2021 11:54 PM (a9axi)

348 Orrrrrrr?

"Mexican Radio" by Wall Of Voodoo?:

https://youtu.be/eyCEexG9xjw

Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2021 11:56 PM (a9axi)

349 "I Want Candy" by Bow Wow Wow:

https://youtu.be/JoXVYSV4Xcs


Growing to maturity in the 80s was cool.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2021 11:57 PM (a9axi)

350 JROD and SFGoth,

Next time I make a Bay Area appearance we can do a mini MoMe in Walnut Creek.

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 23, 2021 11:59 PM (Jzz++)

351 I'll see your "I Want Candy" and raise you "Don't Let Him Know" by Prism:

https://youtu.be/sdwfaYzRDQE

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 23, 2021 11:59 PM (SchxB)

352 Pixy needs a public thank you from everyone. The dedication shown is heart warming and in the current atmosphere seldom seen.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 24, 2021 12:03 AM (KATBx)

353 Flock o' Seagulls with Space Age Love Song:

https://youtu.be/Mt9FG9YjBMM

Feat. Jennifer Connelly.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 24, 2021 12:03 AM (a9axi)

354 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 23, 2021 10:45 PM (QzJWU)

Visit Dr.Stella Immanuel in Katy?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 24, 2021 12:03 AM (k54jv)

355 Oh! And hi Miklos!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 24, 2021 12:04 AM (5SOal)

356 Hi Marie, don't lurk, the night is young, I'm just getting started.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 24, 2021 12:05 AM (a4EWo)

357 @350 Pete Bog- Sure thing. Va Di Ve Bistro& Wine Bar in WC is one of my favorite hunting grounds. Bring plenty of ammo (condoms) : )

Posted by: JROD at April 24, 2021 12:05 AM (0jZnq)

358 Regarding Milayna. I watched the same stupid ATT commercials a lot recently. I concluded she must weigh a ton all parked in back based on how every angle was blocked and staged. Also that she has the emotional range of a calf.

Not hating. Still would watch her and Mimi smother the vampire.

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 24, 2021 12:08 AM (Jzz++)

359 DDS

It's only 11:10 here. I am so waiting for the fun to start

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 24, 2021 12:09 AM (5SOal)

360 Bring plenty of ammo (condoms)

JROD, that wasn't the meeting I had in mind, but SFGoth is on a self announced dry spell, so maybe you two can share a glass of Chardonnay. So to speak.

I'll just say hello. (Just twisting your tail.)

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 24, 2021 12:12 AM (Jzz++)

361 One must respect the 80s rock.

But, I'm on a globetrotting post-rock binge this week. Or at least a Europe-trotting one.

https://youtu.be/pUdavGs2r1s (Russian collusion!)

https://youtu.be/yhXHH2sZlQU (Irish)

https://youtu.be/saWydhB873E (Polish)

Posted by: mikeski at April 24, 2021 12:14 AM (P1f+c)

362 Is there really such a thing as a not horrifically bad werewolf movie?
Well there are a bunch with Kate Beckinsale in a leather catsuit. So, not horrifically bad, though hell if I can remember the plot.


Posted by: Obligatory at April 24, 2021 12:15 AM (JMMlQ)

363 @341 SF Goth-No places in the Tenderloin doing the "speak-easy" thing? They're doing it out here at some places in the East Bay.
Since 2019? Damn and I thought 2 months was a dry spell. Nah, SF from your posts you got a lot going on with work. Sometimes being monk mode and focusing on your business/life is and can be a healthy thing. If you can be alone but not lonely, you're doing good and have shit figured out.
I have a don't ask (relationship status)policy with women. Figures first new one I think I've rounded up.......married. So back to 0 for the moment.

Posted by: JROD at April 24, 2021 12:16 AM (0jZnq)

364 And hi Miklos!

I'm not high. Not drunk yet neither.

Posted by: Another Friday chez Miklos at April 24, 2021 12:17 AM (QzkSJ)

365 @360 Pete Bog-Just shootin' the shit with the guys sounds better anyways. I'm not always on the prowl : )

Posted by: JROD at April 24, 2021 12:18 AM (0jZnq)

366 I'll see your "I Want Candy" and raise you "Don't Let Him Know" by Prism:


Anabella Lewin for the Win

Posted by: 80s kid Miklos at April 24, 2021 12:19 AM (QzkSJ)

367 Odds got moved very solidly back onto my side of the scoreboard.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Good to hear Jim, hope it's mild and quick. You can kick it's azz.

My recovery from Mon's back surgery is getting a tad better, slowly. Funny how the old dog is coming downstairs and sleeping in my sickroom. She knows I need comforting some how.

Posted by: Farmer at April 24, 2021 12:19 AM (55Qr6)

368 @362 Obligatory-An American Werewolf In London

Posted by: JROD at April 24, 2021 12:20 AM (0jZnq)

369 aparently lighting off 80 pounds of tannerite can make a huge boom

Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 24, 2021 12:21 AM (bTQ72)

370 Miklos. I see you said 'yet'...Well, get with it. I'm told the night is young...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 24, 2021 12:22 AM (5SOal)

371 "Va Di Ve Bistro& Wine Bar in WC is one of my favorite hunting grounds. Bring plenty of ammo (condoms) : )"

Thanks, but I'd rather actually like the woman I'm being intimate with, and how does one even hunt with masks on these days? Meh. Besides, it would just turn into another "How Soon is Now" situation. Story of my life. You know the Serenity Prayer? I'm there.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 24, 2021 12:22 AM (KAi1n)

372 @366 80s kid Miklos-Havent heard that name in a while. Is Bow Wow Wow still around?

Posted by: JROD at April 24, 2021 12:23 AM (0jZnq)

373 JROD,

Probably mid May. As schedule gets clear I'll post. I haven't been to va da vie in years. I'm more of a stadium pub guy. Bounty Hunter still lively?

We can invite Miklos as well Just don't tell Darlene.

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 24, 2021 12:23 AM (Jzz++)

374 Yeah, Pete. Ms. Vayntrub has an extra load of suitcases in her trunk. But she's gorgeous.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 24, 2021 12:25 AM (a9axi)

375 You know the Serenity Prayer? I'm there.
Posted by: SFGoth


Dear God, please let Kaylee pull off this Crazy Ivan so my Firefly can escape the Reavers???

Posted by: Malcolm Reynolds at April 24, 2021 12:25 AM (okV1R)

376 Obligatory-An American Werewolf In London

Posted by: JROD



That was a great movie and not only because Jenny Agutter was in it. Classic.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 24, 2021 12:26 AM (a9axi)

377 Tis time. Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 24, 2021 12:28 AM (KATBx)

378 @373 Pete Bog-Bounty Hunter at the moment is still just doing takeout with their restaurant as far as I know. We'd have to see in May. I'll have to go look

Posted by: JROD at April 24, 2021 12:28 AM (0jZnq)

379 I just stumbled across some videos of a man describing his trauma from being raped by a sasquatch. I must keep the videos to show the next person who tells me #believeallsurvivors

His summary of the event, and impact on his life
https://youtu.be/LzBUoKC392I

His painful recounting of the event, at the actual site!
https://youtu.be/npswv7Zh8sg

Great tales, both, with plenty of twists and turns you won't see coming!

Posted by: Logical Consistency at April 24, 2021 12:29 AM (3MG/9)

380 373

Don't tell Darleen anything! That gal will kick your ass. Don't ask me how I know...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 24, 2021 12:29 AM (5SOal)

381 Hubby got to come home from the hospital today!!!!!!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - The Original Fanilow (since 1974) at April 24, 2021 12:30 AM (SRRAx)

382 I just stumbled across some videos of a man describing his trauma from being raped by a sasquatch
That guy only last like 15 seconds. What a loser.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at April 24, 2021 12:31 AM (JMMlQ)

383 Havent heard that name in a while. Is Bow Wow Wow still around?
Posted by: JROD

After 30+ years, I think Annabella's "career" is sagging.

Posted by: 80s kid Miklos, no skinny ties remaining at April 24, 2021 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)

384 You all realize you're missing The John Kerry Comedy Hour on CNN right now, right?

I just tuned in. He's dressed in drag and singing "Memories" from Cats! I smell Emmy!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 24, 2021 12:32 AM (L2ZTs)

385 Teresa! Yay!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 24, 2021 12:32 AM (5SOal)

386 {{{{Pug}}}} Will be thinking about and praying for you and your family
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 23, 2021 11:06

Ditto here. You can do this Pug, just keep on keeping on.

Posted by: Farmer at April 24, 2021 12:33 AM (55Qr6)

387 Miklos, my sister and her boyfriend saw Annabella in concert a few years ago. Said she still sounds and looks great.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 24, 2021 12:33 AM (L2ZTs)

388 80's maudlin flashback

https://tinyurl.com/33r9pmtw

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 24, 2021 12:33 AM (Jzz++)

389 We can invite Miklos as well Just don't tell Darlene.
Posted by: Pete Bog

Darlene is fine. It's Marleen and Charleen you gotta worry about.

Posted by: Miklos, a busy man at April 24, 2021 12:34 AM (QzkSJ)

390 @380 COMountains-Good grief I know women have spies everywhere and are natural born detectives....

Posted by: JROD at April 24, 2021 12:35 AM (0jZnq)

391 YAY, Theresa!

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at April 24, 2021 12:35 AM (QU+qf)

392 I see I need to get more obscure: https://youtu.be/RIMSfx2wlcw

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 24, 2021 12:37 AM (SchxB)

393 Shit. I need to watch what comes out of my pie-hole here so I don't get you married guys in trouble already. @COMountainMarie-Pete Bog IS INNOCENT!

Posted by: JROD at April 24, 2021 12:38 AM (0jZnq)

394 389 Miklos

Yeah, I had a run in with those two as well. You hang out with some weird chicks...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 24, 2021 12:38 AM (5SOal)

395 Miklos, "a busy man "

I think that was the title of the song Clint Black meant to write.

https://tinyurl.com/25hkp7ps

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 24, 2021 12:40 AM (Jzz++)

396 And hi Miklos!

I'm not high. Not drunk yet neither.
Posted by: Another Friday chez Miklos at April 24, 2021 12:17

Well I hope you've been working on that since you posted. I know I have.

Posted by: Farmer at April 24, 2021 12:40 AM (55Qr6)

397 Pete Bog IS INNOCENT!
Posted by: JROD at April 24, 2021 12:38 AM (0jZnq)

I prefer to think I am just naive.

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 24, 2021 12:42 AM (Jzz++)

398 my sister and her boyfriend saw Annabella in concert a few years ago. Said she still sounds and looks great.
Posted by: qdpsteve


Tell her SO DO I!!!

Posted by: Miklos, latently aspirational at April 24, 2021 12:44 AM (QzkSJ)

399 Hubby got to come home from the hospital today!!!!!!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - The Original Fanilow (since 1974) at April 24, 2021 12:30

Hooray! Prayers up for continued recovery.

Posted by: Farmer at April 24, 2021 12:46 AM (55Qr6)

400 Hubby got to come home from the hospital today!!!!!!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas


Good.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2021 12:46 AM (pAjZN)

401 Talkin' 80s music again?
I just went ahead at Discogs and bought a never-opened LP copy of Boomtown Rats' 'Mondo Bongo.'

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 24, 2021 12:46 AM (L2ZTs)

402 JROD

I am one to not trust wimmins... I don't get Miklos' fascination with these crazy ones, but to each his own...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 24, 2021 12:47 AM (5SOal)

403 Miklos, uh, okay.
How much Fireball have you had to drink tonight? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 24, 2021 12:48 AM (L2ZTs)

404 Marie, reminds me of an Al Bundy meme I've seen at FB:

"Don't bother trying to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other." ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 24, 2021 12:50 AM (L2ZTs)

405 Well I hope you've been working on that since you posted. I know I have.
Posted by: Farmer

Work in Progress.

To Your Health, as the Hungarians say!

Posted by: Miklos, egészségedre! at April 24, 2021 12:50 AM (QzkSJ)

406 This bit of '80s took me a while to find: https://youtu.be/CaD41NfzC8Q

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 24, 2021 12:51 AM (SchxB)

407 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 24, 2021 12:52 AM (5Vl6w)

408 404 qdpsteve,
This is why I mostly hangout with guys!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 24, 2021 12:52 AM (5SOal)

409 Marie, makes sense! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 24, 2021 12:53 AM (L2ZTs)

410 How much Fireball have you had to drink tonight? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve

Cheap whiskey and discount cigarettes.

We don't stand for no fancy-pants protocol at Miklos' Country Bunker. No pants of any kind, in fact.

Posted by: Miklos, shoes long off and the dog a-snorin' at April 24, 2021 12:53 AM (QzkSJ)

411 Miklos, you're livin' the dream!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 24, 2021 12:54 AM (L2ZTs)

412 410 Miklos

Do girls have to wear pants, or are we even allowed in your big fancy club house?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 24, 2021 12:57 AM (5SOal)

413 I don't hate all women, just the ones who don't think like I do, I have always loved men and I'm not ashamed to say so.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 24, 2021 12:57 AM (a4EWo)

414 Debby, right on!!

I admit I made the mistake of reading some feminists' blog earlier at Substack. All the same BS about "I have rights, men not so much."

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 24, 2021 12:59 AM (L2ZTs)

415 Do girls have to wear pants, or are we even allowed in your big fancy club house?
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Ok, but we will assess a handicap for the Strip Poker

Posted by: Miklos, shuffling along at April 24, 2021 01:00 AM (QzkSJ)

416 The bestest women, obviously, are here. I just wanted to make this clear

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 24, 2021 01:04 AM (5SOal)

417 Miklos, how gentlemanly! :-)
Marie, of course! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 24, 2021 01:05 AM (L2ZTs)

418 I am glad to have been an 80s kid. From time to time I would read Cosmopolitan, which all the fashionable college girls read.

It was like having captured the Enemy's Strategic and Tactical Plan. Cosmo was the Enigma Machine for me.

Nothing about hating men, just the same "11 Ways to Turn on Your Man" rotating every three months.

Posted by: Miklos, in some ways blessed at April 24, 2021 01:06 AM (QzkSJ)

419 Teresa, I am so happy to hear that your Hubby is home, may he have a speedy recovery. Farmer, I am glad that you are post surgery and headed in the right direction. Jim, you are far stronger than the Covid, get well soon my friend. I am hanging out here periodically and doing some long overdue drunk housework at times. Love my fellow members of the Horde. Who needs pants when you can wear one of the male onesies featured on last night's ONT?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 24, 2021 01:07 AM (a4EWo)

420 I only have one pair of pants and a shirt, Miklos. Will that work at your fancy club?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 24, 2021 01:08 AM (5SOal)

421 @416 COMountainMarie-Yes, female members of the horde are automatically in the "hot chick" category. Should be a rule in fact : )

Posted by: JROD at April 24, 2021 01:10 AM (0jZnq)

422 BTW Miklos-
I can't play poker very well. Do you think I have a chance?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 24, 2021 01:11 AM (5SOal)

423 I only have one pair of pants and a shirt, Miklos. Will that work at your fancy club?


Probably, Hell, there's wimmin's undergarments hanging from most of the antlers in the Trophy Room. You'll find some that fits.

Posted by: Miklos, prepared for most eventualities at April 24, 2021 01:12 AM (QzkSJ)

424 Marie, Miklos is rubbing his hands together. That's not a good sign...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 24, 2021 01:14 AM (L2ZTs)

425 I can't play poker very well. Do you think I have a chance?
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Mebbe. The high card is the Ace of Spades

Posted by: Miklos, adjusting green eyeshade at April 24, 2021 01:14 AM (QzkSJ)

426 Miklos, how'd the women's undies get in your club? Did Tom Jones hold a concert there?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 24, 2021 01:15 AM (L2ZTs)

427 If only Cannibal Bob were still around we could ask him.
Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 09:38 PM (Ojki1)

He did pop in briefly yesterday. He is on a self-imposed hiatus.

Posted by: Knights who say Ni! at April 24, 2021 01:16 AM (mzC78)

428 Goodnight, Horde!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 24, 2021 01:16 AM (SchxB)

429 qdpsteve

Miklos rubbing his hands together is actually good, if you get my drift

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 24, 2021 01:17 AM (5SOal)

430 Goodnight, Horde!
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Buenas basuras!

Posted by: Mikloso el Yucateco at April 24, 2021 01:18 AM (QzkSJ)

431 Marie, hmmmmmmmm :-)

And on that note I gotta call it a night. Thanks for the fun chat tonight everyone! Happy weekend!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 24, 2021 01:19 AM (L2ZTs)

432 Now see, who says Friday night ONTs can't be a kick?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 24, 2021 01:19 AM (5SOal)

433 New music, but the video looks like it's from the 1980s. Does that count?

Liquid Tension Experiment just put out their 3rd album; the others were '98 and '99, so it's been a while.

https://youtu.be/OSNVo6bZGUs

Yes, their bassist is 74 years old.

Or, if you just want to watch the human drum machine at work, without all the goofy graphics:

https://youtu.be/fazzJ2Ra6bc

Posted by: mikeski at April 24, 2021 01:20 AM (P1f+c)

434 'Night Steve! It's been a hoot!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 24, 2021 01:20 AM (5SOal)

435 how'd the women's undies get in your club? Did Tom Jones hold a concert there?
Posted by: qdpsteve

Ole Tom's a buddy, so I didn't charge him much. That Engelbert Humperdinck wannabe feller had to pay full freight.

Posted by: Miklos, bills to pay, although the Guatemalans have gotten cheaper the last couple months at April 24, 2021 01:22 AM (QzkSJ)

436 @423 Milos-Antlers? You must be into some pretty wild stuff. The womens underwear at my place always get stuck at the foot of my bed.
Whenever I go to pull off the sheets of for a wash they come flying out.

Posted by: JROD at April 24, 2021 01:24 AM (0jZnq)

437 Miklos rubbing his hands together is actually good, if you get my drift


I was lighting a cigar with a flint and a cotton ball, like they taught me in Boy Scouts

Posted by: Miklos, practicing his Survival Skills at April 24, 2021 01:24 AM (QzkSJ)

438 Happy weekend!
Posted by: qdpsteve

Tacos en Mucho!

Posted by: Miklos, gotta power wash the tzampotli AGAIN at April 24, 2021 01:26 AM (QzkSJ)

439 I didn't know the Boy Scouts covered cigars.

Rolling them, too, or just lighting them?

Posted by: mikeski at April 24, 2021 01:27 AM (P1f+c)

440 I don't mean that I hate gay women, I don't, you live your life and I'll live mine, I hope that you find happiness, just don't tell me that I am not a real woman if I seek my love from a biological man.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 24, 2021 01:27 AM (a4EWo)

441 If only Sheriff Joe was there to rally a a militia and defend the audit facility!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 23, 2021 10:38 PM (hOUT3)

I got to meet him last Saturday, and bought his book. He is close to 90 years old, now, and his wife recently passed away.

Posted by: Knights who say Ni! at April 24, 2021 01:29 AM (mzC78)

442 Rolling them, too, or just lighting them?
Posted by: mikeski

Assistant Scoutmaster was from Cuba.

No commie talk in our Troop.

Posted by: Miklos, who learned more out of school than in at April 24, 2021 01:30 AM (QzkSJ)

443 There is certainly nothing wrong with antlers for hanging under garments. I have a big 'ol elk skull hanging in my living room for just that reason.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 24, 2021 01:30 AM (5SOal)

444 I could use an elk skull, or maybe longhorn steer horns.

The goat leggings take a while to dry.

Posted by: Miklos, always problems at April 24, 2021 01:33 AM (QzkSJ)

445 It must be obvious to the Horde that the white whine is gone and I have moved on to a J&B on the rocks with some water, the J&B bottle is now officially retired. Must buy some bourbon, any non-budget busting suggestions for said purchase tomorrow? I live in Maskachusetts, so I will be heading to "The Packie" in the afternoon.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 24, 2021 01:34 AM (a4EWo)

446 440 DDS

Men - my go-to everytime! Unless they wear a bun. Then all bets are off...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 24, 2021 01:35 AM (5SOal)

447 Sheriff Joe has served long and well.

May his tribe increase.

Posted by: Miklos, respectfully submitted at April 24, 2021 01:35 AM (QzkSJ)

448 http://www.annabellamb.net/
I always liked her cover of Riders on the Storm.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 24, 2021 01:37 AM (KAi1n)

449 CoMountain Marie, The Horde is quiet for a Friday night, we need some dance music.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 24, 2021 01:39 AM (a4EWo)

450 Antlers? You must be into some pretty wild stuff.



Wild? No, but on occasion we have to caution the guests swinging from the chandeliers that those antlers are POINTY and SHARP.

Even though it's right there in the Waiver and Indemnity Agreement.

Posted by: Miklos, genial host at April 24, 2021 01:39 AM (QzkSJ)

451 444 Miklos

An elk skull with many points will serve nicely. If your leggings don't smell TOO bad, bring them by, and we'll see what we can do.
If they are in badly smelling shape, please hang them on a tree, and stay far, far away.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 24, 2021 01:42 AM (5SOal)

452 Off, kneesock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2021 01:42 AM (mzC78)

453 @SFGoth-Just checked it out. Not bad. Never heard it before.

Posted by: JROD at April 24, 2021 01:43 AM (0jZnq)

454 @449 Debby Doberman Schultz-......I have Depeche blasting World In My Eyes for you right now. Thats something to dance to.

Posted by: JROD at April 24, 2021 01:46 AM (0jZnq)

455 Nicely done, JROD!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 24, 2021 01:51 AM (5SOal)

456 @455 COMountainMarie-Dissapointed by NIN live Tension Tour is cued up next.

Good Night!

Posted by: JROD at April 24, 2021 01:54 AM (0jZnq)

457 The GF and I made it through the 1st 4 episodes of Twin Peaks. Great show. Dark, funny, terrifying, and esoteric. The madwoman is pounding coffee doing research into Twin Peaks right now, which is probably going to be her new thing... I mean our new thing until the next new thing, Meanwhile, I've been laying here wondering when the Friday Night and Saturday Morning playtime begins. Sunday, or Next Friday, if I'm lucky. Damn you, David Lynch, you boner-thief!

Posted by: End Year Gen X Based Retard at April 24, 2021 01:55 AM (IdnEA)

458 Well, time for me to hit the old fart sack. Getting mighty sleepy out. I am so pleased to hear that Jim, SND, has gotten his ration of Ivermectin and HCQ/Z-pack Hope he will bounce back in a day or so.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2021 01:56 AM (mzC78)

459
Heads up for any Columbo fans. Sundance channel (which Miley stumbled on a while ago) is running the '90s Columbo episode, "Agenda for Murder". Here Patrick McGoohan is doing his 3rd stint as the murderer. He's a political fixer with a boy who is about to be a VP candidate, who has to kill a guy to who is about to screw up their plans.

McGoohan, who was big buds with Peter Flak, holds the record for most Columbo murderer potrayals. This was #3.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 24, 2021 01:57 AM (Mzdiz)

460 Well, my pup just climbed in my lap and needs some loving. I'll drop in later. No guy here - just myself- but dogs are a very nice substitute. See you all in a bit. Keep on dancing!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 24, 2021 02:00 AM (5SOal)

461 publius, I hope you had a nice birthday, I am watching this episode too, I may be wrong. but I think Patrick McGoohan starred in more Columbo stories than any other actor, although Jack Cassidy was in many too. Hubs is/was a big fan of Columbo, it rubbed off on me, he was a great character.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 24, 2021 02:02 AM (a4EWo)

462 Patrick McGoohan holds the record for the most Columbo murderers, at 4 times. However, only 2 were in the '70s run, and the other two were in the '90s run.

Jack Cassidy and Robert Culp are both 3 timers, and did all three murderer stints in the '70s.

Culp appeared 4 times total, but was only the father of the murderer in a '90s run. Cassidy was dead before the '90s run. Had he lived I'm sure he would've come back a time or two and probably would've beaten McGoohan.

Honorable mention goes to The Shat and George Hamilton who were 2 timers. One in the '70s and one in the '90s each.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 24, 2021 02:04 AM (Mzdiz)

463 Depeche Mode had big fan clubs in quasi-commie Hungary in the 80s.

I never really understood why, but hey chicks and beer and decent music

Posted by: Miklos, blasting from the past at April 24, 2021 02:07 AM (QzkSJ)

464 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum, green at April 24, 2021 02:09 AM (cFtz/)

465 >>>You'll probably have to open in a new tab to read, but it's a great story

Opening it in a new tab hung for me and didn't work, but dragging it onto my desktop did!

Posted by: m at April 24, 2021 02:10 AM (cME97)

466 >> publius, I hope you had a nice birthday

Yes. Miley took me and my other out for a nice dinner. :-)

And yes, McGoohan holds the record for most Columbo murderer appearance, at 4 total. However, 2 were in the '70s and 2 were in the '90s.

Jack Cassidy and Robert Culp are 3 timers, with all three murderer stints in the '70s. Culp appeared a 4th time in a '90s episode, but as the father of the murderer.

McGoohan also holds the record for directing the most number of Columbo episodes, for 4 total, although they don't correspond to the ones where was the murderer.

Incidentally, according to Hollywood lore, at one time the producers were considering replacing Peter Falk as Columbo. They considered McGoohan as a replacement. McGoohan was offended, and told them to F-off, and added there is only one Columbo, and that is Peter Falk.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 24, 2021 02:11 AM (Mzdiz)

467 McGoohan, who was big buds with Peter Flak, holds the record for most Columbo murderer potrayals. This was #3.
Posted by: publius

Well, had a record. Prisoner and all.

Posted by: Miklos, thinking Amazon has bubble drones already at April 24, 2021 02:11 AM (QzkSJ)

468 . . . and it's a great story.

Posted by: m at April 24, 2021 02:13 AM (cME97)

469 311 Milana Vayntrub and Mimi Rogers are both in what looks like a horrifically bad werewolf movie coming up in June:

https://youtu.be/QqVvVnW4TGo

Posted by: Sharkman


Does Milana get nekid? Otherwise there is no other reason to see it.

Posted by: Puddleglum, green at April 24, 2021 02:16 AM (cFtz/)

470
Excuse me, I did err. McGoohan directed 5 episodes total of Columbo, including three he was the murderer in, plus two more, one in the '70s, one in the '90s. He did not direct "By Dawn's Early Light", the first '70s epsiode where he appeared as the murderer.

Again, he and Peter Falk were big friends.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 24, 2021 02:34 AM (Mzdiz)

471 The Threadforce is not strong in this one.

Posted by: Miklos, just about out at April 24, 2021 02:34 AM (QzkSJ)

472 As usual, no reason

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2021 02:38 AM (Cxk7w)

473 I've got to say, the abode is smelling a bit fresher and looking pretty good, drunken housekeeping is the way to go.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 24, 2021 02:38 AM (a4EWo)

474 Always thought a bit in common Twin Peaks and Lost.

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2021 02:46 AM (Cxk7w)

475 As usual, no reason
Posted by: Skip

There is a reason for everything.

Might not be a good reason

Posted by: Miklos, underemployed philosopher at April 24, 2021 02:47 AM (QzkSJ)

476 drunken housekeeping is the way to go.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Except for all the damn bottles

Posted by: Miklos, taking out the trash while trashed at April 24, 2021 02:49 AM (QzkSJ)

477 Tech news thread is up for those inclined.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 24, 2021 02:53 AM (MqQvv)

478 Miklos, I just took a trip to the recycling bin! Skip before I head to bed, do you have any breakfast items of interest, I am quite hungry but I don't like eggs unless they are fried hard in bacon fat.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 24, 2021 02:54 AM (a4EWo)

479 OK, I am off to bed, love you people.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 24, 2021 03:10 AM (a4EWo)

480 477: Yay!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, green at April 24, 2021 03:25 AM (cFtz/)

481 477 Tech news thread is up for those inclined.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 24, 2021 02:53 AM (MqQvv)

I am so inclined, by I can't get comments to come up (times out). Seems to be a recurring problem for me as sometimes the latest thread is inaccessable to me for comments.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 24, 2021 03:26 AM (ynpvh)

482 This thread is fine. I can place comments here, no problem.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 24, 2021 03:27 AM (ynpvh)

483 To answer the kid with the spanish teacher: Si!


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 24, 2021 03:30 AM (ufFY8)

484 I was going to comment on the new thread that there is a industry wide shortage of ICs, capacitors, and other electronic components, and I'm having to deal with it for some of the work I'm doing (and it sucks, as the crosses for parts are also on long lead time allocation--I'm talking about parts that aren't due to arrive until late 2021 or early 2022).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 24, 2021 03:31 AM (ynpvh)

485 483 To answer the kid with the spanish teacher: Si! Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 24, 2021 03:30 AM (ufFY
Si se puede!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 24, 2021 03:31 AM (ynpvh)

486 Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 24, 2021 04:43 AM (Z/jzm)

487 Morning 'rons and 'ettes.

Pixy has thread up.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 24, 2021 04:46 AM (ju2Fy)

488 Been cat napping again

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2021 04:48 AM (Cxk7w)

489 Cat napped all night.

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 24, 2021 04:51 AM (Z/jzm)

490 KRAK IS UP

Posted by: Skip guy who says NOOD at April 24, 2021 05:01 AM (Cxk7w)

491 was that a man-purse on slow reacting giraffe man ??

Posted by: James R McKenna at April 24, 2021 05:35 AM (2d1IY)

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