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Quick Hits: Schizoprhenic Trans Blue-Hair Freeloader and Bully Tossed Out of Her Apartment Edition

"I've been trying to educate you...!"


Those two courtesy of SC Reviews.

This is special:

That's the singer for the dolorous Bond movie theme for the awful Specter.

And I have feeling that that tattoo will be more manly and based than the upcoming wokeshow.

The woman heckling Queen James here is a Gal Posting Her W's Online.

Look at Queen James, I think she's gonna cry.

Here's a nice one:

Posted by: Ace at 05:00 PM




Comments

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 26, 2021 04:00 PM (JUOKG)

2 Yes!!!!

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 26, 2021 04:00 PM (JUOKG)

3 Am I here alone?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 26, 2021 04:00 PM (JUOKG)

4 Apparently.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 26, 2021 04:01 PM (JUOKG)

5 I am all alone.......

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 26, 2021 04:01 PM (JUOKG)

6 Oh and she does not have blue hair, it is green like an orange.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 26, 2021 04:02 PM (JUOKG)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 26, 2021 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

8 Top 10, maybe?

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2021 04:02 PM (Cxk7w)

9 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at April 26, 2021 04:02 PM (MhbK0)

10
I cannot watch Tiktok goblins.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 26, 2021 04:03 PM (jEd9i)

11 "Are you going to stab somebody"

Guy wasn't going to shut up, was he. You'd think after he'd been put in his place, but, no, had to keep running his mouth, showing the world he truly is an idiot.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 26, 2021 04:04 PM (2SdPm)

12 Reinforces my point the Democrats Propaganda Ministry has Black's believing they are being hunted by police departments

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2021 04:04 PM (Cxk7w)

13 Why is it that these loony trans people seemed determined to make themselves completely unf'kable by any gender?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 26, 2021 04:04 PM (1ISKN)

14 These people are kind of obsessed with themselves, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 04:04 PM (NWM+b)

15
btw, some dinks (of white/no color) on Twitter are referring to themselves as "White Settlers" as they complain and commiserate about racism.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 26, 2021 04:05 PM (jEd9i)

16 Glad that dude is alright.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 04:05 PM (z5Vrg)

17 Why would LeBitch want the truth to be pulled from the internet?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 26, 2021 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

18 Guy wasn't going to shut up, was he. You'd think after he'd been put in his place, but, no, had to keep running his mouth, showing the world he truly is an idiot.
Posted by: blake -

I think cops encourage them.to.keep running their yap, they probably convict themselves

Posted by: Jean at April 26, 2021 04:05 PM (Xih1H)

19 What was she saying to the dribbling idiot?

I couldn't quite make it out.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 26, 2021 04:06 PM (3D/fK)

20 I like that comment, "45 seconds to explain I'm a privileged white person"

These people have it easy, so, they look for ways to show they too, struggle. But, do they do something actually difficult, like, say, learn to play a piano, struggle to build a business, feed a family, etc.? No, they do stupid stuff to their bodies and call it "struggling."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 26, 2021 04:06 PM (2SdPm)

21 The newest defense to any legal action...."you misgendered me!"

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 26, 2021 04:07 PM (kQM9A)

22 What did the woman say to Queen James, I couldn't make it out?

Posted by: lowandslow at April 26, 2021 04:07 PM (4thlk)

23
Is it any wonder why the Democrats have been pushing for "internet access for all" for the last few years?

They need their Goblins to take to the social media platforms and teach other kids to be fucked up.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 26, 2021 04:07 PM (jEd9i)

24 I couldn't make out what that lady was saying to lebron. Also, that dude yelling "watch your mouth woman"...umm does lebron condone such sexism?

Posted by: Mishdog at April 26, 2021 04:07 PM (cqAUI)

25 "You're not listening to me!"

That just shows good judgment, IMO.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:07 PM (DA8zX)

26 Joe Cunningham just announced his intent to run for Governor of S.C.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 26, 2021 04:07 PM (3D/fK)

27 Reinforces my point the Democrats Propaganda Ministry has Black's believing they are being hunted by police departments
Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2021 04:04 PM (Cxk7w)

-------

Yep. Saw a poll recently that over 50% of libs thought police killed 1000 unarmed blacks per year. Something like 20% thought it was 10,000 per year. Propaganda works on the weak minded.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2021 04:08 PM (kTF2Z)

28 22 I like that comment, "45 seconds to explain I'm a privileged white person"

These people have it easy, so, they look for ways to show they too, struggle. But, do they do something actually difficult, like, say, learn to play a piano, struggle to build a business, feed a family, etc.? No, they do stupid stuff to their bodies and call it "struggling."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 26, 2021 04:06 PM (2SdPm)

============

We could air drop them into the middle of the Amazon with nothing but a knife. When they get out, they'll have struggled.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 04:08 PM (NWM+b)

29 The Lebron video is a keeper. POS.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 26, 2021 04:08 PM (bkUtD)

30 Was that green haired psycho getting kicked out by her mom???

Posted by: Seems legit at April 26, 2021 04:08 PM (OhBMk)

31 I could not understand what the woman yelled at LeBro but she clearly hit a nerve.

Posted by: tbodie at April 26, 2021 04:08 PM (/IMJl)

32 Why couldn't I make an Obamacare website if I was as smart as the leftist reporter twats said I was?

Posted by: Obamus at April 26, 2021 04:08 PM (1ISKN)

33
Posted by: cocksucker at April 26, 2021 04:04 PM (AqH6U)

This cockknocker is still here.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 26, 2021 04:09 PM (jEd9i)

34 31 22 I like that comment, "45 seconds to explain I'm a privileged white person"

These people have it easy, so, they look for ways to show they too, struggle. But, do they do something actually difficult, like, say, learn to play a piano, struggle to build a business, feed a family, etc.? No, they do stupid stuff to their bodies and call it "struggling."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 26, 2021 04:06 PM (2SdPm)

============

We could air drop them into the middle of the Amazon with nothing but a knife. When they get out, they'll have struggled.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 04:08 PM (NWM+b)

Get out? Like being excreted by some critter?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 04:09 PM (z5Vrg)

35 pfft, Dem rep who drove car into the ditch has nothing on Wisconsin where our Dem Attorney General got popped for drinking and driving and the media almost covered for her.

Posted by: Bete at April 26, 2021 04:09 PM (Ojki1)

36 I couldn't make out what that lady was saying to lebron. Also, that dude yelling "watch your mouth woman"...umm does lebron condone such sexism?
Posted by: Mishdog at April 26, 2021 04:07 PM (cqAUI)


Something along the lines of "LeBron!!! How does it feel to be a pussy ass bitch!??"

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 26, 2021 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

37 Retarded troll is retarded.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2021 04:09 PM (kTF2Z)

38 29 Joe Cunningham just announced his intent to run for Governor of S.C.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 26, 2021 04:07 PM (3D/fK)

==========

Well, Democratic office holder. What else can he do but run for office on the promise that he's the one to turn a red state blue.

It's not like Jamie Harrison spent over $100 million to lose more to Lindsay Graham than Lindsay Graham's last opponent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 04:09 PM (NWM+b)

39 She asked, "How does it feel to be a pussy-assed bitch?"

Posted by: SMH at April 26, 2021 04:09 PM (81B/j)

40 Census Bureau report is out. TX gains two seats, while CO, MT, OR, FL, and NC gain one seat each.

States losing a seat are IL, MI, PA, WV, CA, and NY.

So, not bad for the non-communist side.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 26, 2021 04:09 PM (sWM8x)

41 "If you have misgendered me ... I don't need your elaborate apology."

Not to worry. You won't be getting one, toots. (Is "toots" your preferred pronoun? I don't care. It's not a pronoun anyway.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:10 PM (DA8zX)

42 I'm glad they are identifying themselves via video as enemy targets.

Posted by: Archer at April 26, 2021 04:10 PM (gmo/4)

43 In the video where the clown asks the cop if he is going to shoot him like Whassername Bryant:

A. The guy sounds truly stupid

B. WHAT is that troll-looking thing standing in the background near the end of the clip? Looks like an orc in a down coat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 26, 2021 04:10 PM (/XOcP)

44 15 These people are kind of obsessed with themselves, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


They are the Ones they've been waiting for!

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2021 04:10 PM (h0V0Q)

45 Glad that dude is alright.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 04:05 PM (z5Vrg)

How friggin fast did he jump off the balcony after the kid fell? That's some catlike reflexes, right there.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 26, 2021 04:10 PM (Ez6QX)

46 We could air drop them into the middle of the Amazon with nothing but a knife. When they get out, they'll have struggled.

As long as the airdrop is performed at altitude, at night, w/o the expense of a parachute.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at April 26, 2021 04:10 PM (7OQt9)

47 See the pick of Sam Smith, up above.... a picture is worth a thousand words...

Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2021 04:10 PM (6Je/Q)

48 I couldn't make out what that lady was saying to lebron. Also, that dude yelling "watch your mouth woman"...umm does lebron condone such sexism?
Posted by: Mishdog at April 26, 2021 04:07 PM (cqAUI)

"LeBron, how does it feel to be a pussy-assed bitch?"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 26, 2021 04:11 PM (2JVJo)

49 What did the woman say to Queen James, I couldn't make it out?
Posted by: lowandslow at April 26, 2021 04:07 PM (4thlk)

"LeBron, how does it feel to be a pussy-assed bitch?!" is what she was saying, I think.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 26, 2021 04:11 PM (jOcSX)

50 Brad Lewis: Father of the Year.

Posted by: 4 at April 26, 2021 04:11 PM (KnJdm)

51 Infected Noserings FTW

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2021 04:11 PM (v0R5T)

52 The state of epiphany being what it is, the Oscar ratings are actually a true poll. There were 9 million viewers representing people who are fully "in the shit." Compare that with a supposed 53% approval rating for vegamite sandwich and "most votes in history" for same. There is a disconnect folks.

Posted by: Only Context at April 26, 2021 04:11 PM (xEIoY)

53 15 These people are kind of obsessed with themselves, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 04:04 PM (NWM+b)

Seriously, learn when enough is enough.

Posted by: Narcissus at April 26, 2021 04:11 PM (Ojki1)

54
OR gained a seat?
Chalk that one up for the D's. Same with NC's.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 26, 2021 04:11 PM (jEd9i)

55 55 The state of epiphany being what it is, the Oscar ratings are actually a true poll. There were 9 million viewers representing people who are fully "in the shit." Compare that with a supposed 53% approval rating for vegamite sandwich and "most votes in history" for same. There is a disconnect folks.
Posted by: Only Context at April 26, 2021 04:11 PM (xEIoY)

Hold on now, it's always possible that the normal audience went to a Joe Biden rally instead.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 04:12 PM (z5Vrg)

56 57
OR gained a seat?
Chalk that one up for the D's. Same with NC's.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 26, 2021 04:11 PM (jEd9i)

=========

I attribute OR and CO's gains to the losses from CA.

I don't think CA liberals are moving that much to Texas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 04:12 PM (NWM+b)

57 >>>I think cops encourage them.to.keep running their yap, they probably convict themselves
Posted by: Jean

Truth.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 26, 2021 04:12 PM (bkUtD)

58 Not a fan of Booger-Bling....

Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2021 04:12 PM (6Je/Q)

59 >>>"Are you gonna stab somebody like her?"
Epic response.

Posted by: 4 at April 26, 2021 04:12 PM (KnJdm)

60
Let the games begin.
Now is the time for "judges" to re-draw all the District lines to benefit Democrats. But it's only "gerrymandering" when Republican legislatures do it.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 26, 2021 04:13 PM (jEd9i)

61 Infected Noserings FTW
Posted by: wth at April 26, 2021

***

I've always wondered. What do these nose-ringed beings do when they have a cold? It's tough enough sneezing and sniffling when you don't have some cold metal in your nose.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 26, 2021 04:13 PM (/XOcP)

62 Don't walk too close to refrigerator bitch, the magnets may launch onto your face.

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2021 04:13 PM (v0R5T)

63 What does the woman say to Le Brainless?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 26, 2021 04:13 PM (Zmnko)

64
How friggin fast did he jump off the balcony after the kid fell? That's some catlike reflexes, right there.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 26, 2021 04:10 PM (Ez6QX)

My friend was telling me last night, he was at a bicycle rally / race one time where he and his teammate came up behind a guy and girl. Those two were flirting quite a bit on the ride, taking it reasonably casual when the dude swerved into her and bumped tires. They were both crashing when he reached out and grabbed her and pulled her on top, so he took the brunt of the crash, sliding down the road on his back. She had no injuries.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 26, 2021 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)

65 I think cops encourage them.to.keep running their yap, they probably convict themselves
Posted by: Jean

Truth.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 26, 2021 04:12 PM (bkUtD)
--------------

Then, my point about the doofus proving he's doofus stands.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 26, 2021 04:13 PM (2SdPm)

66 If lebron couldn't dribble, he'd be in jail by now

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2021 04:13 PM (85Gof)

67 Is the the fake meme now that Bryant is the one who called the cops?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 26, 2021 04:14 PM (2DOZq)

68 Raykon,

Did you know that Rat poison tastes great? Try it out at your first convenience.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2021 04:14 PM (pAjZN)

69 Just watched that 2nd video. Did not know pin cushions could talk.

Posted by: tbodie at April 26, 2021 04:14 PM (/IMJl)

70 Just noticed that LeBron video is pretty old, he still a Cav.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 26, 2021 04:14 PM (4thlk)

71 These people have it easy, so, they look for ways to show they too, struggle. But, do they do something actually difficult, like, say, learn to play a piano, struggle to build a business, feed a family, etc.? No, they do stupid stuff to their bodies and call it "struggling."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 26, 2021 04:06 PM (2SdPm)

Douglas Adams called this in one of the Hitchhiker trilogy books. As in one of the original 3 (or even the radio plays) as opposed to the 4th or 5th book of the trilogy. Life had become so easy people had to give themselves outside handicaps to feel they accomplished anything.

Posted by: Bete at April 26, 2021 04:14 PM (Ojki1)

72 Troll's comments aren't even on topic.

Weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 04:14 PM (NWM+b)

73 54 Infected Noserings FTW
Posted by: wth at April 26, 2021 04:11 PM (v0R5T)

PSA for the nose ring and dyed hair set: a lot of transition metals - e.g., nickel - are carcinogenic. As are a lot of dyes, many of which intercalate into DNA.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:14 PM (DA8zX)

74 OR gained a seat?
Chalk that one up for the D's. Same with NC's.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 26, 2021 04:11 PM (jEd9i)

=========

I attribute OR and CO's gains to the losses from CA.

I don't think CA liberals are moving that much to Texas.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 04:12 PM (NWM+b)

If I'm not mistaken, Eastern Oregon has been growing a lot over the past decade.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 26, 2021 04:14 PM (jOcSX)

75 I am here to snark, but, truth be told, I am more of the mindset of ace in the Oscars post.... I really don't give a damn about their Weimar Culture anymore....

Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2021 04:14 PM (6Je/Q)

76 This asshole, Tariq Nasheed, is a whole new level of agitating and grifting for his Maoist utopia. He comes off as intelligent, but obviously is terrible at math and history and biology.
Also, a broad coalition of White, Caszito , and Asian men will get sick of this shit one day and terrible things will happen. Learned helplessness is rarely lasts forever. The fatigue is very real though.

https://mobile.twitter.com/tariqnasheed/
status/1386455776936427522

A white Holiday Inn Express worker has a nervous breakdown after he got scolded by a Black customer because of a mistake in the reservation system. (See video)

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 26, 2021 04:14 PM (IdnEA)

77 And LeBron replied "Yeah, well the jerk store called and they're out of you!"

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2021 04:14 PM (kTF2Z)

78 Silly bint thinks saying f*** a lot makes her sound street.

"These are my pronouns! You will use them, or you will not refer to me!"

Or what?

Posted by: pep at April 26, 2021 04:14 PM (v16oJ)

79 Trump's official portrait is unveiled and it's a thing of beauty https://tinyurl.com/espbhjez

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 26, 2021 04:15 PM (ptqGC)

80 What does the woman say to Le Brainless?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 26, 2021 04:13 PM (Zmnko)

---------------

Asks LeBronie how it feels to be a pussy ass bitch.

It's been mentioned upthread, but, I thought it worth repeating.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 26, 2021 04:15 PM (2SdPm)

81 I've always wondered. What do these nose-ringed beings do when they have a cold? It's tough enough sneezing and sniffling when you don't have some cold metal in your nose.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 26, 2021 04:13 PM (/XOcP)
........

I guess you could remove them temporarily, but then when you sneeze snot jets out all the little holes.

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2021 04:15 PM (v0R5T)

82 There's a reason I'm trying to get LeBitch James trending somewhere.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 26, 2021 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

83 Just noticed that LeBron video is pretty old, he still a Cav.
Posted by: lowandslow at April 26, 2021 04:14 PM (4thlk)

And he is still an ignorant asshole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2021 04:15 PM (85Gof)

84 79 I am here to snark, but, truth be told, I am more of the mindset of ace in the Oscars post.... I really don't give a damn about their Weimar Culture anymore....
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2021 04:14 PM (6Je/Q)

==========

Cabaret is the movie of our times.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 04:15 PM (NWM+b)

85 >>>Then, my point about the doofus proving he's doofus stands.
Posted by: blake


They get worse when they're brought into the division. They get louder and dumber... in front of three cops with body cameras on.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 26, 2021 04:15 PM (bkUtD)

86 I like the "You have to give me 30 days" comment from the green haired freak. Umm, that's if you're actually paying rent. And live in an apartment. Mooching off of Mom means you have the right to stay all the way until Mom finishes the sentence, "Get the f### out of here."

Posted by: Wally at April 26, 2021 04:15 PM (FJYfm)

87 Why oh why can't I double space before a tiny url?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 26, 2021 04:15 PM (ptqGC)

88 Asks LeBronie how it feels to be a pussy ass bitch.

It's been mentioned upthread, but, I thought it worth repeating.

Love it

Posted by: It's me donna at April 26, 2021 04:16 PM (Zmnko)

89 Given the rate of acceleration of the two objects of different mass falling, how could Dad accelerate fast enough to catch up to jr. in the distance mentioned?

Posted by: Archer at April 26, 2021 04:16 PM (gmo/4)

90 83 Trump's official portrait is unveiled and it's a thing of beauty https://tinyurl.com/espbhjez
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 26, 2021 04:15 PM (ptqGC)

==========

"Careful of the shadows. They hide things..."
-Bill Clinton

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 04:16 PM (NWM+b)

91 Praise Jesus TJM at 59. BTW sorry I prejudged your demise in an early thread. I generally despise the film medium of late but your observations of same and life are valuable.

Posted by: Only Context at April 26, 2021 04:16 PM (xEIoY)

92 Beejus.....

Not saying that you are stupid, but be glad you have a brain stem.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 26, 2021 04:16 PM (3D/fK)

93 Troll's comments aren't even on topic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare

HER TRUTH is that they are on topic. How can you disagree with HER TRUTH?!?

Posted by: mikeski at April 26, 2021 04:16 PM (P1f+c)

94 hey lebro, if you can't take the heat, get out of pussy assed bitchin

Posted by: x4 at April 26, 2021 04:16 PM (oA+QO)

95 Trump's official portrait is unveiled and it's a thing of beauty https://tinyurl.com/espbhjez
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 26, 2021 04:15 PM (ptqGC)

OH my Lawd I'd forgotten how TERRIBLE that Owebama portrait was.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 26, 2021 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)

96 93 Given the rate of acceleration of the two objects of different mass falling, how could Dad accelerate fast enough to catch up to jr. in the distance mentioned?
Posted by: Archer at April 26, 2021 04:16 PM (gmo/4)

Jr. would've had to been tipping over the side when Dad jumped, or been dragging/bumping against the side of the balcony.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 04:17 PM (z5Vrg)

97 Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 26, 2021 04:15 PM (ptqGC)

It's really great

Posted by: It's me donna at April 26, 2021 04:17 PM (Zmnko)

98 95 Praise Jesus TJM at 59. BTW sorry I prejudged your demise in an early thread. I generally despise the film medium of late but your observations of same and life are valuable.
Posted by: Only Context at April 26, 2021 04:16 PM (xEIoY)

==========

I go on vacation for one week, and suddenly everyone thinks I'm dead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 04:17 PM (NWM+b)

99 What did the lady say to LeBron? And why was she told to 'watch her mouth'?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 26, 2021 04:17 PM (45fpk)

100 PSA for the nose ring and dyed hair set: a lot of transition metals -
e.g., nickel - are carcinogenic. As are a lot of dyes, many of which
intercalate into DNA.
Inner tube kate what now?

Posted by: nose ring and dyed hair set at April 26, 2021 04:17 PM (v16oJ)

101 97 Troll's comments aren't even on topic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare

HER TRUTH is that they are on topic. How can you disagree with HER TRUTH?!?
Posted by: mikeski at April 26, 2021 04:16 PM (P1f+c)

Did you just assume its gender?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 04:17 PM (z5Vrg)

102 Given the rate of acceleration of the two objects of different mass falling, how could Dad accelerate fast enough to catch up to jr. in the distance mentioned?
Posted by: Archer at April 26, 2021 04:16 PM (gmo/4)

Assuming he was right behind the kid, he might have been able to grab him and pull him back into his arms.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 26, 2021 04:17 PM (jOcSX)

103 If LeBron was smart, he would've replied "How's it feel to not be a billionaire?" But LeBron is not smart.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2021 04:18 PM (kTF2Z)

104
I go on vacation for one week, and suddenly everyone thinks I'm dead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 04:17 PM (NWM+b)

Well when Prometheus didn't come up in a thread some time last month, everyone got awfully worried.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 04:18 PM (z5Vrg)

105 Given the rate of acceleration of the two objects of different mass falling, how could Dad accelerate fast enough to catch up to jr. in the distance mentioned?
Posted by: Archer at April 26, 2021 04:16 PM (gmo/4)

The mass doesn't affect the velocity (barring wind resistance); only the time does.

Rate of acceleration = the jerk, i.e., the third time derivative of the position.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:18 PM (DA8zX)

106 Glad I cut FB out of my life. No I hadn't turned into a sociopath yet, but it was unhealthy wondering how many people would like some silly thing I posted.

Zuckerberg should worry that he'll eventually be brought up before a tribunal of some kind for wiring people to chase down the narcism path.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at April 26, 2021 04:18 PM (Aashi)

107 I go on vacation for one week, and suddenly everyone thinks I'm dead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 04:17 PM (NWM+b)
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Shows you what you know. We thought you were only mostly dead.

Posted by: Miracle Max at April 26, 2021 04:19 PM (2SdPm)

108 Given the rate of acceleration of the two objects of different mass falling, how could Dad accelerate fast enough to catch up to jr. in the distance mentioned?
Posted by: Archer

Don't you watch Looney Toons? You just make swimming motions in the air and you go faster.

OK, for reals... I assume Dad saw the kid "about to fall" and was able to move fast enough for a simultaneous launch, or even with him in the lead by a hair.

Posted by: mikeski at April 26, 2021 04:19 PM (P1f+c)

109 108
I go on vacation for one week, and suddenly everyone thinks I'm dead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 04:17 PM (NWM+b)
Well when Prometheus didn't come up in a thread some time last month, everyone got awfully worried.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 04:18 PM (z5Vrg)

============

*considers mentioning Prometheus*

*thinks better of mentioning Prometheus and does not mention Prometheus*

*does part in keeping this thread Prometheus free*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 04:19 PM (NWM+b)

110 I've always wondered. What do these nose-ringed beings do when they have a cold? It's tough enough sneezing and sniffling when you don't have some cold metal in your nose.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 26, 2021
........

I guess you could remove them temporarily, but then when you sneeze snot jets out all the little holes.
Posted by: wth at April 26, 2021

***
As people like to say here: Is it wrong that I laughed at that?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 26, 2021 04:19 PM (/XOcP)

111 I guess you could remove them temporarily, but then when you sneeze snot jets out all the little holes.]
Sounds like the side thrusters on a space craft. I suppose it would enhance maneuverability.

Posted by: pep at April 26, 2021 04:19 PM (v16oJ)

112 If LeBron was smart, he would've replied "How's it feel to not be a billionaire?" But LeBron is not smart.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2021 04:18 PM (kTF2Z)

To which I would respond:


Congrats on being an overpriced whore, LeBitch. I at least, while not being wealthy, have my dignity in tact.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 26, 2021 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

113 suddenly everyone thinks I'm dead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 04:17 PM (NWM+b)


It was kind of embarassing really. We couldn't cough up enough money for a proper wake, so we rounded up some trolls, likkered them up on Valu-Rite, and made them do the hokey-pokey. Then we raided the fridge at your house.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 26, 2021 04:20 PM (45fpk)

114 Seeing Trump's portrait makes me really sad that we don't have a real man in the WH anymore.. We have a vegetable

Posted by: It's me donna at April 26, 2021 04:20 PM (Zmnko)

115 Did you just assume its gender?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 04:17 PM (z5Vrg)
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No. We sort of assume the correct pronoun is: stupid

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 26, 2021 04:20 PM (2SdPm)

116 Did you just assume its gender?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead

Even better, I assigned it.

Posted by: mikeski at April 26, 2021 04:20 PM (P1f+c)

117 I am cheered by the fact that every revolution devours itself. Every. One. We all have a better chance of surviving this one than do the miscreants highlighted in this post..

Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2021 04:20 PM (6Je/Q)

118 Hahaha -

Lebron James is such a tampon.

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 04:21 PM (5midX)

119 I've always wondered. What do these nose-ringed beings do when they have a cold? It's tough enough sneezing and sniffling when you don't have some cold metal in your nose.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 26, 2021

I've always wondered if the cops, on questioning someone with a nose ring, have contemplated hoiking them up in the air by it, or holding a lighter underneath it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:21 PM (DA8zX)

120
Also, that dude yelling "watch your mouth woman"..

Just talkin' 'bout LeBron.

We can dig it.

Posted by: The Shaftettes at April 26, 2021 04:21 PM (63Dwl)

121 117 It was kind of embarassing really. We couldn't cough up enough money for a proper wake, so we rounded up some trolls, likkered them up on Valu-Rite, and made them do the hokey-pokey. Then we raided the fridge at your house.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 26, 2021 04:20 PM (45fpk)

==========

You guys read my will?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 04:21 PM (NWM+b)

122 121 I am cheered by the fact that every revolution devours itself. Every. One. We all have a better chance of surviving this one than do the miscreants highlighted in this post..
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2021 04:20 PM (6Je/Q)

Because those most invested in it are clearly of low intelligence. On a good day. On a not so good, they're of VERY low intelligence.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:22 PM (DA8zX)

123 I've always wondered if the cops, on questioning someone with a nose ring, have contemplated hoiking them up in the air by it, or holding a lighter underneath it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


9 volt battery.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2021 04:22 PM (OCTRt)

124 Seeing Trump's portrait makes me really sad that we don't have a real man in the WH anymore.. We have a vegetable
His presidential portrait will be done by Green Giant.

Posted by: pep at April 26, 2021 04:22 PM (v16oJ)

125
Given the rate of acceleration of the two objects of different mass falling, how could Dad accelerate fast enough to catch up to jr. in the distance mentioned?
Posted by: Archer



I suspect that he saw that the kid was in danger, ran towards him and just barely missed grabbing the kid when he fell. Dad just kept going over, and grabbed the kid in mid-fall.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 26, 2021 04:22 PM (n+4am)

126 Did you just assume its gender?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 04:17 PM (z5Vrg)

Gender? I think the jury's still out on species.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:22 PM (DA8zX)

127 125 117 It was kind of embarassing really. We couldn't cough up enough money for a proper wake, so we rounded up some trolls, likkered them up on Valu-Rite, and made them do the hokey-pokey. Then we raided the fridge at your house.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 26, 2021 04:20 PM (45fpk)

==========

You guys read my will?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 04:21 PM (NWM+b)

*looks around for the lawyer 'rons*
I thought you guys said he didn't have a will and you faked one up!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 04:23 PM (z5Vrg)

128 "watch your mouth, woman" boy is so brave ! Fucking n(types, deletes).

Posted by: Wach yoo mouf woomun! Sez a nother bitch at April 26, 2021 04:23 PM (eJaPn)

129 It's underage trannies all the way down.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at April 26, 2021 04:23 PM (W4eKo)

130 9 volt battery.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2021 04:22 PM (OCTRt)

I like it.

Or a 12 volt battery. Maybe hook 'em up to the mains.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:23 PM (DA8zX)

131 that was funny

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 04:23 PM (4Jold)

132 16 btw, some dinks (of white/no color) on Twitter are referring to themselves as "White Settlers" as they complain and commiserate about racism.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 26, 2021 04:05 PM (jEd9i)

Had I a Twatter account, I'd be sure to remind said dinks that, until they kill themselves to atone for their whiteness, they're merely poseurs who perpetuate white supremacy.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 26, 2021 04:23 PM (DTX3h)

133 9 volt battery.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2021 04:22 PM (OCTRt)
--------------

"Here, smell this."

Zap.

"No, no, no, you didn't do it quite right. Do it again."

Zap.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 26, 2021 04:24 PM (2SdPm)

134 What does the woman say to Le Brainless?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 26, 2021 04:13 PM (Zmnko)

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Asks LeBronie how it feels to be a pussy ass bitch.

It's been mentioned upthread, but, I thought it worth repeating.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 26, 2021 04:15 PM (2SdPm)

i am so very tempted to donate to the gofund me to help lebron be more like kobe...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 26, 2021 04:24 PM (8D42x)

135 "Shut up and dribble."

Should be be up there with " Give me Liberty, or Give me Death"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2021 04:24 PM (85Gof)

136 I read the will. There's a Nice List, and then there's a Naughty List.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 26, 2021 04:24 PM (45fpk)

137 in fairness, james is a retard

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 04:25 PM (4Jold)

138 Sheit not only fuckrd up zit's skin, sheit fuckrd up zit's hair and eyeliner, too.
No comprende zit? Thass yer pronoun, hon.

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2021 04:25 PM (v0R5T)

139 The stupid kid with all the metal in her nose and lips is going to regret being that mouthy the first time somebody punches her in the face. Which, predictably, will be pretty soon.

Kids need boundaries. When you show them none, they keep pushing out until the find one. Kids like her sometimes don't find the boundary until they are either in prison, or get curb stomped.

Posted by: simplemind at April 26, 2021 04:25 PM (tB1hL)

140 Sam Smith is clearly a pedo piece of trash.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 26, 2021 04:25 PM (KZzsI)

141 Ontario is in Outbreak, Part III, and is now asking for Red Cross and military help.

/coming to a country near you.

Posted by: shibumi at April 26, 2021 04:25 PM (tjZg/)

142 138 9 volt battery.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2021 04:22 PM (OCTRt)
--------------
"Here, smell this."
Zap.
"No, no, no, you didn't do it quite right. Do it again."
Zap.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 26, 2021 04:24 PM (2SdPm)

"Call for you on the field telephone. Long distance!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:25 PM (DA8zX)

143 TJM was a good man. Yes, he had his funky proclivities and an unwillingness to let go of a certain ScFi movie, but he was a Moron in good standing! He shall be missed.

Now, who wants pizza?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2021 04:25 PM (kTF2Z)

144 That lady should have reminded Lebron that his mother is a whore, as well.

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 04:26 PM (5midX)

145 All of those are pretty worthless, but the last one makes it all worth it.

Posted by: Picric at April 26, 2021 04:26 PM (3QnyK)

146 If LeBron was smart, he would've replied "How's it feel to not be a billionaire?" But LeBron is not smart.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2021 04:18 PM

If...

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 26, 2021 04:26 PM (DUIap)

147 137

Had I a Twatter account, I'd be sure to remind said dinks that, until they kill themselves to atone for their whiteness, they're merely poseurs who perpetuate white supremacy.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 26, 2021 04:23 PM (DTX3h)

Is it wrong of me to start encouraging " White Allies" of BLM to start killing themselves as a show of solidarity/ reparation to Peepul of Colour??????

Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2021 04:26 PM (6Je/Q)

148 142 in fairness, james is a retard
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 04:25 PM (4Jold)

He was probably the valedictorian at his school. Assuming he graduated.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:26 PM (DA8zX)

149 149 That lady should have reminded Lebron that his mother is a whore, as well.
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 04:26 PM (5midX)

And that his father is MIA.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:27 PM (DA8zX)

150 He was probably the valedictorian at his school. Assuming he graduated.




think he went to a white school so not the v

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 04:27 PM (4Jold)

151 "Kids need boundaries. When you show them none, they keep pushing out until the find one. Kids like her sometimes don't find the boundary until they are either in prison, or get curb stomped."

Don't taunt Happy Railroad Crossing..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 26, 2021 04:27 PM (3D/fK)

152 112 Given the rate of acceleration of the two objects of different mass falling, how could Dad accelerate fast enough to catch up to jr. in the distance mentioned?
Posted by: Archer

Don't you watch Looney Toons? You just make swimming motions in the air and you go faster.

OK, for reals... I assume Dad saw the kid "about to fall" and was able to move fast enough for a simultaneous launch, or even with him in the lead by a hair.
Posted by: mikeski at April 26, 2021 04:19 PM (P1f+c)

He saw the kid standing in mid air, holding a Yikes sign.

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote, SuperGenius at large at April 26, 2021 04:27 PM (oHd/0)

153 Shut up and dribble."

LIKE FRUM YER DICK

Posted by: Drippy Dick N***** at April 26, 2021 04:28 PM (eJaPn)

154 A nose ring is the perfect receptacle for a lock, as is an ear gauge/tunnel.

Posted by: Shirley Q. Liquor at April 26, 2021 04:28 PM (PpDo3)

155 Or in the Tomb of the Unknown Father.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:28 PM (AdCCB)

156 Is it wrong of me to start encouraging " White Allies" of BLM to start killing themselves as a show of solidarity/ reparation to Peepul of Colour??????
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2021 04:26 PM (6Je/Q)

I've told a few Eco Tards that...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 26, 2021 04:29 PM (oHd/0)

157 think he went to a white school so not the v
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 04:27 PM (4Jold)

Maybe if you look at the class rankings upside down ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:29 PM (AdCCB)

158 Is it wrong of me to start encouraging " White Allies" of BLM to start
killing themselves as a show of solidarity/ reparation to Peepul of
Colour??????
There's a really dynamite pun on seppuku for this concept, but it's just not coming.

Posted by: pep at April 26, 2021 04:29 PM (v16oJ)

159 When I first heard the opening theme to Spectre I just assumed that they pulled some rando off the street and told him to sing two octaves higher than he actually can. So that's Sam Smith, huh?

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at April 26, 2021 04:29 PM (VbI7r)

160 My hubby and kids all snowboard. They have all mentioned seeing people who have nose rings and the epic snotcicles they see on them in the chairlift lines.

None of my kids have nose rings themselves. And that's pr
obly why. They are stupid and liberal enough.

Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at April 26, 2021 04:29 PM (A6Dy1)

161 I go on vacation for one week, and suddenly everyone thinks I'm dead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 04:17 PM (NWM+b)

Now you know how Snake Plissken feels. And good to know you haven't left this mortal plane yet.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 26, 2021 04:30 PM (I9kJ1)

162 MUMR, a step up from jeebus.

Wow.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 26, 2021 04:31 PM (2SdPm)

163 > 9 volt battery.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2021 04:22 PM (OCTRt)

You just reminded me. I needed a 9 volt a few weeks ago. I open up the battery tub and every single 9 volt is dead. My five year old found them and snapped every one together with another battery. When I asked him about it, his response was something like, "Oh yeah, I did that. They got really hot!"

I'm just happy he didn't burn the place down.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 26, 2021 04:31 PM (YYlyE)

164 Headline at HotFart:
"Texas Dem state legislator: Modern science says there are six sexes."

Six sexes? Wasn't that a movie with Bruce Willis?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 26, 2021 04:31 PM (L2ZTs)

165 TheJamesMadison died?

So sad.

RIP fellow Moron.

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 04:31 PM (5midX)

166 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at April 26, 2021 04:29 PM (Pzzpr)

--------

Spicoli thinks you're a dick.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2021 04:31 PM (kTF2Z)

167 Ha! I talked to one of those we buy property places, about the place on the river. Told them my sad tale of woe. Would be funny if they gave me some money for it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 26, 2021 04:31 PM (YynYJ)

168 Raykon is so stupid and lazy that he thinks hectoring us on how we're all "insurrectionists" on a "making fun of wackos" thread is made more complete by telling us that making fun of wackos is building the case of being insurrectionists.

Last thread "cons get triggered by abortion so I'm going to make fun of child murder to filibuster on abortion"

Raykon is so stupid that calling him stupid is an insult to stupid people.

Posted by: Sporkatus at April 26, 2021 04:32 PM (CGB5H)

169 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 26, 2021 04:32 PM (arJlL)

170 Also a story there that the court-packing scheme is DOA among Senate Dems.

Like a zombie, it'll be ba-ack!...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 26, 2021 04:32 PM (L2ZTs)

171 I'm just happy he didn't burn the place down.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 26, 2021 04:31 PM (YYlyE)
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So, moron in training, then?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 26, 2021 04:32 PM (2SdPm)

172 169 MUMR, a step up from jeebus.

Wow.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 26, 2021 04:31 PM (2SdPm)


MUMR, IMO, is always on topic in a deranged and occasionalyy humorous way...

Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2021 04:32 PM (6Je/Q)

173 TheJamesMadison died?

So sad.

RIP fellow Moron.
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 04:31 PM (5midX)

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Dibs on all his stuff!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2021 04:32 PM (kTF2Z)

174 I don't get the nose ring thing at all. Why do people go out of their way to look like natives in Borneo?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:32 PM (AdCCB)

175 TJM died? I'm calling dibs on his movie collection.

Posted by: dantesed at April 26, 2021 04:33 PM (88xKn)

176 garrett, just wanted to letcha know, I am now addicted to buying LPs at Discogs on top of all my other retail therapy. :-)

Beginning to wish there were a lot more offerings available on 180-200mg vinyl. Lots of stuff out there that never came out (or properly came out) on CD.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 26, 2021 04:33 PM (L2ZTs)

177 I go on vacation for one week, and suddenly everyone thinks I'm dead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 04:17 PM (NWM+b)

Now you know how Snake Plissken feels. And good to know you haven't left this mortal plane yet.
Posted by: Thrawn at April 26, 2021 04:30 PM (I9kJ1)

Big Jake McCandless too...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 26, 2021 04:33 PM (8D42x)

178 Still catching up with JJ's headlines from this morning and one thing caught my attention. Justice Clarence Thomas is calling out the Supreme Court on its hypocrisy with regard to treating young murderers as children yet teenage girls seeking abortion as young women.

The thing that sticks out like a sore thumb is the absence of any comment or contribution from that much vaunted conservative and Christian female justice Amy Coney Barrett. Trump spent a considerable amount of political capital to get her appointed and what did she contribute? Nothing. How did she repay him? By standing with "No Standing" Roberts.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 26, 2021 04:34 PM (RMGKK)

179 181 TheJamesMadison died?

So sad.

RIP fellow Moron.
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 04:31 PM (5midX)

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Dibs on all his stuff!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2021 04:32 PM (kTF2Z)

Jumps in car to road trip to raid TJM's movie collection.

Posted by: Bete at April 26, 2021 04:34 PM (Ojki1)

180 Lebron went to a Catholic school in Akron. I assumed he graduated but maybe he dropped out after the senior basketball season. I assume he took a jock curriculum.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 26, 2021 04:34 PM (y7DUB)

181 "I'm for freedom so hard that conservatives should be rounded up in camps because I don't like them" - literally Raykon

Posted by: Sporkatus at April 26, 2021 04:34 PM (CGB5H)

182 65 Don't walk too close to refrigerator bitch, the magnets may launch onto your face.
Posted by: wth at April 26, 2021 04:13 PM (v0R5T)

I'd pay good money to watch her getting an MRI.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:34 PM (DvQcf)

183 jeebus is hectoring us about leaving people alone?

The lack of self-awareness really catches me off guard once in a while.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 26, 2021 04:35 PM (2SdPm)

184 "TheJamesMadison died?

So sad.

RIP fellow Moron. "

Taken from us far too soon.

Just like Buzzion.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 26, 2021 04:35 PM (3D/fK)

185 Lebron's body guard telling a woman to watch her mouth...that plays well.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 26, 2021 04:35 PM (ifmtJ)

186 182 I don't get the nose ring thing at all. Why do people go out of their way to look like natives in Borneo?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:32 PM (AdCCB)

The hulu hoop ears things still baffle me.

Posted by: Bete at April 26, 2021 04:35 PM (Ojki1)

187 >> I am now addicted to buying LPs at Discogs


That place makes chasing down rare shit too easy.

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 04:35 PM (5midX)

188 The lack of self-awareness really catches me off guard once in a while.

___

Breathtaking isn't it.

Posted by: SMH at April 26, 2021 04:35 PM (81B/j)

189
I don't get the nose ring thing at all. Why do people go out of their way to look like natives in Borneo?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:32 PM


Daddy did not pay enough attention to her when she was a child.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 26, 2021 04:35 PM (JUOKG)

190 I don't get the nose ring thing at all. Why do people go out of their way to look like natives in Borneo?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:32 PM (AdCCB)

they want to be different and unique, just like everyone else...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 26, 2021 04:36 PM (8D42x)

191 >>Taken from us far too soon.


I remember when I died, last year.

Almost as shocking as when Ace outed me.

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 04:36 PM (5midX)

192 Posted by: Jeebus at April 26, 2021
Freedom of speech idiotic piercings isn't the same as freedom from consequences, bruh.

Posted by: Sporkatus at April 26, 2021 04:36 PM (CGB5H)

193 I would hate to see what would happen to that kid with the face metal if she accidently walked into an MRI suite while it was in operation.

Posted by: simplemind at April 26, 2021 04:36 PM (kA/VX)

194 I don't have the sound on. What did the heckler yell at Queen James??

Posted by: andycanuck at April 26, 2021 04:36 PM (UHVv4)

195 193 jeebus is hectoring us about leaving people alone?

The lack of self-awareness really catches me off guard once in a while.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 26, 2021 04:35 PM (2SdPm)

Wonder if that includes masks and vaccines?

Spoiler-I don't actually wonder.

Posted by: Bete at April 26, 2021 04:36 PM (Ojki1)

196 198 The lack of self-awareness really catches me off guard once in a while.

___

Breathtaking isn't it.
Posted by: SMH at April 26, 2021 04:35 PM (81B/j)

Their violence is speech. Slavery is freedom. etc.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 04:36 PM (z5Vrg)

197 I don't have the sound on. What did the heckler yell at Queen James??
Posted by: andycanuck at April 26, 2021 04:36 PM (UHVv4)

"Hey Lebron, what's it feel like to be a punk ass bitch?"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 26, 2021 04:37 PM (ifmtJ)

198 I think it with all the tackle box in her face pronouns are: cunt, twat, and bitch. At least those are what I will use.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 26, 2021 04:37 PM (pw+jk)

199 "The hulu hoop ears things still baffle me."

Stirups.

Keeps their legs from getting tired during sex.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 26, 2021 04:37 PM (3D/fK)

200 I don't get the nose ring thing at all. Why do people go out of their way to look like natives in Borneo?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:32 PM (AdCCB)

The hulu hoop ears things still baffle me.
Posted by: Bete at April 26, 2021 04:35 PM (Ojki1)

running joke in high school was that those super big hoops were for holding her ankles so her legs didn't get tired while in the air...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 26, 2021 04:38 PM (8D42x)

201 Body piercings, tats, and body mods.... just people starved for attention, and/or looking for an identity. Transgenderism is the latest iteration. I wonder what is next?

Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2021 04:38 PM (6Je/Q)

202 There was an outstanding response to these people yesterday or so:

"you will never pass
you will never convince a man to love you
you will never have the hips of a woman
you will never have the soft face of a woman
you will fight and lose , every day , until your untreated mental illness takes you"

--

That last sentence is so fantastic.

Posted by: Reverent Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr the 3rd, Foster Dad, Pollution Expert at April 26, 2021 04:38 PM (Kt1w/)

203 I saw Epic Snotcicles open for Discharge at the Watsonville fairgrounds in '05.

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2021 04:38 PM (v0R5T)

204 I don't have the sound on. What did the heckler yell at Queen James??
Posted by: andycanuck at April 26, 2021 04:36 PM (UHVv4)

It's an old clip from when he was on the Cavs. Some Golden State skirt called him a punk ass bitch.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 26, 2021 04:38 PM (y7DUB)

205 I'm mentally ill! look at my hair!

Posted by: x4 at April 26, 2021 04:38 PM (oA+QO)

206
I remember when I died, last year.

Almost as shocking as when Ace outed me.
==
Stunning and brave. Akshually.

Posted by: simplemind at April 26, 2021 04:39 PM (NTDrH)

207 184 TJM died? I'm calling dibs on his movie collection.
Posted by: dantesed at April 26, 2021 04:33 PM (88xKn)

=========

You're going to need a bigger boat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 04:39 PM (NWM+b)

208 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at April 26, 2021 04:32 PM (Pzzpr)
You're a DICK!!!

Posted by: jeff spicoli's brother at April 26, 2021 04:39 PM (UHVv4)

209 Pig rings are a disgusting turn off for me but I do like the small jeweled nose stud. Go figure.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 26, 2021 04:39 PM (2DOZq)

210 I had someone pullthat on the river place. It was the guy that set the trees on fire in the back. He'd never paid rent, lived in his own trailer. His wife, that we'd never seen before, tried to tell us we had to give him notice. We told her no. And we said that he had permission to be on our property to get his stuff but she did not. Really happy to see the last of them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 26, 2021 04:39 PM (YynYJ)

211 178 Also a story there that the court-packing scheme is DOA among Senate Dems.

Like a zombie, it'll be ba-ack!...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 26, 2021 04:32 PM (L2ZTs)

I've seen this sentiment echoed by a few others so it may be the correct one - the Dems are using the *threat* of court packing as a sword of Damocles to scare the justices into doing their bidding, but they've calculated that actually pulling the trigger on this is not worth it.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 26, 2021 04:39 PM (I9kJ1)

212 Kurt is merely stupid, delusional, crusty, and egotistical in his insane and illogical takes. An asshole in love with himself, but understandable in a way.

Raykon may actually have brain damage.

Posted by: Sporkatus at April 26, 2021 04:39 PM (CGB5H)

213 The power of language. Liberals live freedom. True. Are the current left, liberal ? False. Jeebus would get this this.

Posted by: Only Context at April 26, 2021 04:40 PM (xEIoY)

214 On Rep. DoyouknowwhoIam's arrest, per reporting: Not only was he inebriated and in possession of a loaded firearm, but both he and his female passenger had their pants down.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at April 26, 2021 04:40 PM (SjE8n)

215 The hulu hoop ears things still baffle me."
Stirups.

Keeps their legs from getting tired during sex.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 26, 2021 04:37 PM (3D/fK)

The hulu hoop ears things still baffle me.
Posted by: Bete at April 26, 2021 04:35 PM (Ojki1)

running joke in high school was that those super big hoops were for holding her ankles so her legs didn't get tired while in the air...
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 26, 2021 04:38 PM (8D42x)

horde mind...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 26, 2021 04:40 PM (8D42x)

216 Imagine being a prog troll in 2021 and beating the shit out of a 2003 conservative straw man here on this website. That's some weak shit, bruh. Lulz, what a fucking loser.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 26, 2021 04:40 PM (DXFDM)

217 Wait, in that "yaw gone stap me like Muhkah Brine" video:

The black population believes SHE called the police to report someone attempting to stab someone?

Posted by: Reverent Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr the 3rd, Foster Dad, Pollution Expert at April 26, 2021 04:40 PM (Kt1w/)

218 Nose rings = Whadya think now, dad?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2021 04:40 PM (kTF2Z)

219 Posted by: Jeebus at April 26, 2021 04:34 PM (AqH6U)

Oh you silver-tongued devil. I'm persuaded by your eloquence, which puts Cicero and William F. Buckley to shame.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:41 PM (/i0hj)

220 running joke in high school was that those super big hoops were for holding her ankles so her legs didn't get tired while in the air...
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 26, 2021 04:38 PM (8D42x)

horde mind...
Posted by: SturmToddler

Or shared experiences.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2021 04:41 PM (OCTRt)

221 "WHAT YOUR MOUTH, WOMAN!" Or what? Or you'll show her not to be smaller and physically weaker than you? That's something.

Posted by: No Longer Amused at April 26, 2021 04:41 PM (vTW2/)

222 152 Is it wrong of me to start encouraging " White Allies" of BLM to start killing themselves as a show of solidarity/ reparation to Peepul of Colour??????

Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2021 04:26 PM (6Je/Q)

Heck no! By their own admission, whiteness is an original sin with no possibility of redemption. Thus, logic dictates that suicide is the only solution for whites to fight their whiteness. Perhaps you could spice things up by posting a clip montage of Filthy Frank pointing a shotgun at his face with narrator yelling, "JUST DO IT YOU FUCKING PUSSY!!!"

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 26, 2021 04:41 PM (DTX3h)

223 "Hey Lebron, what's it feel like to be a punk ass bitch?"
Thank you, Mark.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 26, 2021 04:41 PM (UHVv4)

224 43 Census Bureau report is out. TX gains two seats, while CO, MT, OR, FL, and NC gain one seat each.

States losing a seat are IL, MI, PA, WV, CA, and NY.

So, not bad for the non-communist side.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 26, 2021 04:09 PM (sWM8x)

This is the best news of the day.

BTW, I posted this earlier today, but Paul Ryan will be taking questions at a W.F. Buckley Program forum on 10 May 2021, at 4:30 PM Eastern.

Link in my nic.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 26, 2021 04:41 PM (mdjgu)

225 217 184 TJM died? I'm calling dibs on his movie collection.
Posted by: dantesed at April 26, 2021 04:33 PM (88xKn)

=========

You're going to need a bigger boat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 04:39 PM (NWM+b)

I have shelf space I can put DVD wallets on.

Despite already having a _lot_ of shelf space already being taken up by DVD wallets.

Posted by: Bete at April 26, 2021 04:41 PM (Ojki1)

226 Body piercings, tats, and body mods.... just people starved for attention, and/or looking for an identity. Transgenderism is the latest iteration. I wonder what is next?
==
I read a sci story set in the way future where humans have an impressive degree of control over their own genetics. So of course, a group turned themselves into the most foul corrupt things you can imagine as a protest -- basically sentient piles of sh!+, complete with smell.

Posted by: simplemind at April 26, 2021 04:41 PM (NTDrH)

227 The black population believes SHE called the police to report someone attempting to stab someone?
Posted by: Reverent Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr the 3rd, Foster Dad, Pollution Expert at April 26, 2021 04:40 PM (Kt1w/)
----------------

Yeah, I did a double take on that, also.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 26, 2021 04:41 PM (2SdPm)

228 226 Imagine being a prog troll in 2021 and beating the shit out of a 2003 conservative straw man here on this website. That's some weak shit, bruh. Lulz, what a fucking loser.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 26, 2021 04:40 PM (DXFDM)

=========

It'd be like going to Democratic Underground and screaming about how FEMA camps are going to come for them in their sleep.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 04:42 PM (NWM+b)

229 The black population believes SHE called the police to report someone attempting to stab someone?
Posted by: Reverent Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr the 3rd, Foster Dad, Pollution Expert at April 26, 2021 04:40 PM (Kt1w/)

"Hello, 911. What's your emergency?"
"Someone's about to stab someone!"
"Who's doing the stabbing?"
"ME!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:42 PM (/i0hj)

230 Someone all angry at having crayola hair being compared to animals with crazy coloration telling people to stay away because they are poisonous... said "yeah we want people like YOU to tasty away from us! We're fierce! We're dangerous!"

Which hilariously is oblivious to the point. Yes, you are dangerous, to your self and sanity. You are poisonous, and your insane, aberrant behavior and appearance is a warning to normal humanity to stay clear. We don't want to be around you, freak.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 26, 2021 04:42 PM (KZzsI)

231 Should have been "WATCH" not "what." Dang it.

Posted by: No Longer Amused at April 26, 2021 04:42 PM (vTW2/)

232 and NC gain one seat each....

So, not bad for the non-communist side.

***

You have us confused for someone else.

Posted by: Reverent Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr the 3rd, Foster Dad, Pollution Expert at April 26, 2021 04:42 PM (Kt1w/)

233 Body piercings, tats, and body mods.... just people starved for attention, and/or looking for an identity. Transgenderism is the latest iteration. I wonder what is next?
Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2021 04:38 PM (6Je/Q)
.........

Lip plates?

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2021 04:43 PM (v0R5T)

234 His presidential portrait will be done by Green Giant.
Posted by: pep

Well that's new. I heard it was by Veggie Tales.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2021 04:43 PM (gtatv)

235 PRO TIP:

If you are sporting a nose ring, don't stand too close to the merry-go-round.

Posted by: Muldooon at April 26, 2021 04:43 PM (Fc5rx)

236 Headline at HotFart:
"Texas Dem state legislator: Modern science says there are six sexes."
Posted by: qdpsteve

I'm not going there to read it, but it's mostly true. There are XY/XX, ZZ/ZW, X0/XX. And a few other pairs like Z0/ZZ and U/V, but they're really rare compared to the main three sets of chromosomes.

Humans only have the first two kinds, though. Not six kinds. ZZ/ZW is mostly birds, X0/XX is mostly spiders.

Posted by: mikeski at April 26, 2021 04:43 PM (P1f+c)

237 Pig rings are a disgusting turn off for me but I do like the small jeweled nose stud. Go figure.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 26, 2021 04:39 PM (2DOZq)

As the anode or the cathode?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:43 PM (/i0hj)

238 States losing a seat are IL, MI, PA, WV, CA, and NY.

So, not bad for the non-communist side.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 26, 2021 04:09
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Or, maybe the communist locusts are moving to the non-communist-side states?

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 26, 2021 04:44 PM (ju2Fy)

239 On Rep. DoyouknowwhoIam's arrest, per reporting: Not only was he inebriated and in possession of a loaded firearm, but both he and his female passenger had their pants down.
===
Winning. So much winning. You'll get tired of winning.

Posted by: They are doing it wrong, aren't they? at April 26, 2021 04:44 PM (Xa4uH)

240 His presidential portrait will be done by Green Giant.
Posted by: pep

Well that's new. I heard it was by Veggie Tales.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2021 04:43 PM (gtatv)

so he's getting bush to paint it?

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 26, 2021 04:44 PM (8D42x)

241 239 The black population believes SHE called the police to report someone attempting to stab someone?
Posted by: Reverent Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr the 3rd, Foster Dad, Pollution Expert at April 26, 2021 04:40 PM (Kt1w/)

"Hello, 911. What's your emergency?"
"Someone's about to stab someone!"
"Who's doing the stabbing?"
"ME!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:42 PM (/i0hj)

Stop me before I kill again!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 04:44 PM (z5Vrg)

242

A state of emergency is now in effect in Elizabeth City, N.C., where the local sheriff's office is expected to release publicly a deputy's body camera footage from the killing of Andrew Brown Jr. last Wednesday. The city has also closed all of its government offices for the day.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2021 04:44 PM (63Dwl)

243 248 Or, maybe the communist locusts are moving to the non-communist-side states?
Posted by: olddog in mo at April 26, 2021 04:44 PM (ju2Fy)

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They're moving to OR and CO.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 04:44 PM (NWM+b)

244 At least the punks with a safety pin through their nose and a 2' mohawk were pissed at the system and thought it was dumb and lame. They thought disco cocaine society was idiotic and lame. They thought Merv Griffin/Bob Hope old mainstream was pathetic. That's at least a rebellion I can understand and get behind.

But angry because someone won't use your preferred pronouns and coloring your hair brilliant unnatural colors because daddy doesn't understand you and you can't even?

You're pathetic.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 26, 2021 04:45 PM (KZzsI)

245 PRO TIP:

If you are sporting a nose ring, don't stand too close to the merry-go-round.
Posted by: Muldooon at April 26, 2021 04:43 PM (Fc5rx)

LOL!

Also avoid people casting off the public fishing pier, whatever you do.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:45 PM (kxFC+)

246 As the anode or the cathode?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:43 PM (/i0hj)
------------------

Put a stud in the other nostril, ground one side, induce current on the other, see how long it takes for an arc to pass through the septum?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 26, 2021 04:45 PM (2SdPm)

247 >>Not only was he inebriated and in possession of a loaded firearm, but both he and his female passenger had their pants down.


Who wears pants?

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 04:45 PM (Bq2iR)

248 246 Headline at HotFart:
"Texas Dem state legislator: Modern science says there are six sexes."
Posted by: qdpsteve

I'm not going there to read it, but it's mostly true. There are XY/XX, ZZ/ZW, X0/XX. And a few other pairs like Z0/ZZ and U/V, but they're really rare compared to the main three sets of chromosomes.

Humans only have the first two kinds, though. Not six kinds. ZZ/ZW is mostly birds, X0/XX is mostly spiders.
Posted by: mikeski at April 26, 2021 04:43 PM (P1f+c)

Well Democrats have longed claimed to be mere animals.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 04:45 PM (z5Vrg)

249 Police, she trying to decapitate me in my stomach!

Posted by: Reverent Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr the 3rd, Foster Dad, Pollution Expert at April 26, 2021 04:45 PM (Kt1w/)

250 Posted by: Jeebus at April 26, 2021 04:34 PM (AqH6U)

See ya!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2021 04:45 PM (Q9lwr)

251 OR CO and to some extent MT and NC are hardly "pick-ups" for Team Sanity. Not hard to imagine reapportionment in MT and NC will add a racist-totalitarian seat to each, is it?

And if you're unable to manage a blowout in GA and AZ, for one of the best presidents in our history, and a "GOP" one .... then there are issues.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 26, 2021 04:46 PM (OTzUX)

252 >>A state of emergency is now in effect in Elizabeth City, N.C., where the local sheriff's office is expected to release publicly a deputy's body camera footage from the killing of Andrew Brown Jr. last Wednesday.


Free Shit Friday is coming early this week!

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 04:46 PM (Bq2iR)

253 does anyone know if Makhia was brought down with 9mm or 45 acp?

Posted by: x4 at April 26, 2021 04:46 PM (oA+QO)

254 like going to Democratic Underground and screaming about how FEMA camps

Somebody actually mentioned the overflow camps at the border wryly in the context of the old FEMA Camps thing, and either raykon or PM went nuts about "YOU CONSERVATIVES ARE STILL CRAZY WITH ALL YOUR OLD THEORIES".

Illustrative of the personality, I think. Radicalized in 2003, and permanently stuck there so they can be in denial about the insanity all around them.

Posted by: Sporkatus at April 26, 2021 04:46 PM (CGB5H)

255 A state of emergency is now in effect in Elizabeth City, N.C., where the local sheriff's office is expected to release publicly a deputy's body camera footage from the killing of Andrew Brown Jr. last Wednesday. The city has also closed all of its government offices for the day.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2021 04:44 PM (63Dwl)

hadn't heard about this. but then i generally avoid local news. could be fun this week as that's just down the road...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 26, 2021 04:46 PM (8D42x)

256 Hoop earrings kinda went with the 70 Disco vibe. Like those shiny jumpsuits the chicks wore without a bra.
I'll allow them.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 26, 2021 04:46 PM (4thlk)

257 A good rule of thumb. People with pierced faces have "issues".

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 26, 2021 04:46 PM (c2E+0)

258 Lip plates?
Posted by: wth at April 26, 2021 04:43 PM (v0R5T)

Cultural appropriation! That's a personal foul - fifteen yard penalty and replay the down.

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at April 26, 2021 04:46 PM (V3EEC)

259 Hey, I liked Bob Hope...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 26, 2021 04:46 PM (ifmtJ)

260 Pig rings are a disgusting turn off for me but I do like the small jeweled nose stud. Go figure.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 26, 2021 04:39 PM (2DOZq)

As the anode or the cathode?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Ain't dating no chick that looks like she got into a fight with my tackle box and lost.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2021 04:47 PM (OCTRt)

261 Pig rings are a disgusting turn off for me but I do like the small jeweled nose stud. Go figure.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 26, 2021 04:39 PM (2DOZq)

As the anode or the cathode?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:43 PM (/i0hj)

Depends if I'm charging or discharging.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 26, 2021 04:47 PM (2DOZq)

262 does anyone know if Makhia was brought down with 9mm or 45 acp?
Posted by: x4 at April 26, 2021 04:46 PM (oA+QO)

By the size of her, I'd say harpoon.

Posted by: Wally at April 26, 2021 04:47 PM (FJYfm)

263 james's mother says his dick tastes the same as his dads

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 04:47 PM (4Jold)

264 Uh, guys, where it said in TJM's will to burn the negatives, that meant burn them to Blu-Ray, right?
'Cause the copies, y'know, already in the mail...

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at April 26, 2021 04:47 PM (OUMaO)

265 "Texas Dem state legislator: Modern science says there are six sexes."

**

"Sir, how many digits do humans have on each hand and foot? Do some people have more? Fewer? Now, how many digits do humans have on each hand and foot?"

Posted by: Reverent Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr the 3rd, Foster Dad, Pollution Expert at April 26, 2021 04:47 PM (Kt1w/)

266 Who's doing the stabbing?"
"ME!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:42 PM (/i0hj)

---------

The stabbing is coming from inside the house!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2021 04:47 PM (kTF2Z)

267 253 OR CO and to some extent MT and NC are hardly "pick-ups" for Team Sanity. Not hard to imagine reapportionment in MT and NC will add a racist-totalitarian seat to each, is it?

And if you're unable to manage a blowout in GA and AZ, for one of the best presidents in our history, and a "GOP" one .... then there are issues.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 26, 2021 04:46 PM (OTzUX)

They are all pretty much Liberal now.

Posted by: kraken at April 26, 2021 04:48 PM (6Je/Q)

268 I liked Bob Hope too but by 1979 he was pretty well used up and should have retired instead of doing ancient jokes with Brook Shields on a TV show.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 26, 2021 04:48 PM (KZzsI)

269 does anyone know if Makhia was brought down with 9mm or 45 acp?
Posted by: x4 at April 26, 2021 04:46 PM (oA+QO)

you really do want to watch the world burn, don't you?

and 9mm...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 26, 2021 04:48 PM (8D42x)

270 261 Hey, I liked Bob Hope...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 26, 2021 04:46 PM (ifmtJ)

=========

He was always on the road to somewhere.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 04:48 PM (NWM+b)

271 >>>james's mother says his dick tastes the same as his dads
Posted by: confederatefifth


Except dad's could get hard. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 26, 2021 04:48 PM (VWp7G)

272 Think it was 9mikmike.

How many beat cops carry service pistols in God's Own Caliber?

Posted by: rhomboid at April 26, 2021 04:48 PM (OTzUX)

273 >Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 26, 2021 04:42 PM (KZzsI)

Aposematism

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 26, 2021 04:48 PM (DXFDM)

274 >>By the size of her, I'd say harpoon.


Those Pall Bearers are gonna earn their paycheck.

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 04:48 PM (Bq2iR)

275 A state of emergency is now in effect in Elizabeth City, N.C., where the local sheriff's office is expected to release publicly a deputy's body camera footage from the killing of Andrew Brown Jr. last Wednesday. The city has also closed all of its government offices for the day.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2021 04:44 PM (63Dwl)

Oh God, not another one.

Pro tip: do not fight cops for their weapons, do not point weapons at them, do not try to escape, and do not argue with them. Rather, comply with their orders, and if appropriate, squawk later.

Do that, and you'll probably live to a ripe old age.

I know. It's a gift.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:49 PM (kxFC+)

276 She can STEM!

Posted by: Stab The Evil Mutha! at April 26, 2021 04:49 PM (Tnijr)

277 The hulu hoop ears things still baffle me.
Posted by: Bete at April 26, 2021 04:35 PM (Ojki1)

"The bigger the hoops, the bigger the whore," a female bartender once told me, oddly enough, while wearing yuge hooped earrings.

She didn't put out for me, though.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 26, 2021 04:49 PM (2JVJo)

278 277 Oh God, not another one.

Pro tip: do not fight cops for their weapons, do not point weapons at them, do not try to escape, and do not argue with them. Rather, comply with their orders, and if appropriate, squawk later.

Do that, and you'll probably live to a ripe old age.

I know. It's a gift.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:49 PM (kxFC+)

=========

Here's another pro tip: Don't be a cop.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 04:50 PM (NWM+b)

279 I'm so narrow minded I think ear piercings are weird. I mean objectively, they are bizarre, just culturally accepted.

Let me get this straight. You jammed holes through your head so you could dangle metal from them?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 26, 2021 04:50 PM (KZzsI)

280 >>>Those Pall Bearers are gonna earn their paycheck.
Posted by: garrett


Ghana pallbearers wanted no part of that.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 26, 2021 04:50 PM (VWp7G)

281 I thought that they said they used an 88 for the stabby bitch

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 04:50 PM (4Jold)

282 By the size of her, I'd say harpoon.

Those Pall Bearers are gonna earn their paycheck.
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 04:48 PM (Bq2iR)

not going to have the dancing Ghanaians for sure...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 26, 2021 04:50 PM (8D42x)

283 On Rep. DoyouknowwhoIam's arrest, per reporting: Not only was he inebriated and in possession of a loaded firearm, but both he and his female passenger had their pants down.

-------

The senator, despite his claim that he wasn't drunk, could not explain his nudity.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2021 04:50 PM (kTF2Z)

284 276 >>By the size of her, I'd say harpoon.

Those Pall Bearers are gonna earn their paycheck.
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 04:48 PM (Bq2iR)

But they'll have to spend it on trusses.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:50 PM (L4b4k)

285 does anyone know if Makhia was brought down with 9mm or 45 acp?
Posted by: x4 at April 26, 2021 04:46 PM (oA+QO)

Looks like Columbus PD stopped using .45 a few years ago. So it's either a .40 or a 9mm.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 26, 2021 04:50 PM (ifmtJ)

286 >>>Here's another pro tip: Don't be a cop.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


NOW you tell me!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 26, 2021 04:50 PM (VWp7G)

287 >>She can STEM!


...the flow of a medium sized river.

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 04:50 PM (Bq2iR)

288 >>> Given the rate of acceleration of the two objects of different mass falling
Posted by: Archer at April 26, 2021 04:16 PM (gmo/4)


Que?

Posted by: Isaac Newton at April 26, 2021 04:50 PM (1Ku1S)

289 There's a great comment at the "yaw gone shoot me like Malikeia'h" link, btw:

He's obviously not scared if he's willing to mouth off like that.

Posted by: Reverent Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr the 3rd, Foster Dad, Pollution Expert at April 26, 2021 04:51 PM (Kt1w/)

290 Texas Dem state legislator: Modern science says there are six sexes."

Science says that?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 26, 2021 04:51 PM (cSyAR)

291 "Sir, how many digits do humans have on each hand and foot?"

I thought I was the only one using polydactyly as a tool of rhetoric.

Very simple - more humans have extra fingers or toes than any actual biological sex hiccup. We don't say it's oppressive if gloves have five fingers. We barely and jokingly say it's oppressive if tools are designed for righties. We don't say "humans have any number of fingers" - we say "humans have five fingers on each hand".

Posted by: Sporkatus at April 26, 2021 04:51 PM (CGB5H)

292 damnit, that's twice now i've just barely lagged in horde mind. i blame electrons having to go to germany and back to get my post up...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 26, 2021 04:52 PM (8D42x)

293 How many beat cops carry service pistols in God's Own Caliber?
Posted by: rhomboid at April 26, 2021 04:48 PM (OTzUX)

Austin PD has officer with Glock 21's. One capped a terrorist a few years back with one.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 26, 2021 04:52 PM (ifmtJ)

294 I just cannot... the little boy in his underwear in high heels is so disturbingly obvious predator behavior. That's no tribute to anything but deep soul sickness and pedophilia.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 26, 2021 04:52 PM (KZzsI)

295 >Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 04:47 PM (4Jold)

Seriously tho, wasn't one of LeBitch's teammates fucking his mom at some point? LMFAO

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 26, 2021 04:52 PM (DXFDM)

296 288 >>>Here's another pro tip: Don't be a cop.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

NOW you tell me!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 26, 2021 04:50 PM (VWp7G)

===========

Who's your favorite cop in The Departed? It's Mark Wahlberg's Dignam isn't it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 04:52 PM (NWM+b)

297 Was wondering where the guys with the 88 shown firing it in a video somebody linked here recently (and which I'd seen before) get their ammo? There was even some non "blank" ammo - one shot showed them demo'ing it in its anti-tank role, firing at a target berm. So that one had a projectile.

Have seen some odd antique or rare ammo, but never 88 rounds available.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 26, 2021 04:52 PM (OTzUX)

298 by the way, if you give your kid a first name with an " ' "that is not going to be a good thing

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 04:52 PM (4Jold)

299 Here's another pro tip: Don't be a cop.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 04:50 PM (NWM+b)

Most definitely. Or if you are, confine your beat to patrolling the local doughnut shop. If you get a 911 call to your radio, make gurgling noises and claim there's too much static to understand the message. Only arrive at the scene after the bodies are halfway to ambient temperature.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:52 PM (L4b4k)

300 >>"Sir, how many digits do humans have on each hand and foot?"


On average? Or, the one I am looking for.

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at April 26, 2021 04:52 PM (Bq2iR)

301 I'm so narrow minded I think ear piercings are weird. I mean objectively, they are bizarre, just culturally accepted.

Let me get this straight. You jammed holes through your head so you could dangle metal from them?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 26, 2021 04:50 PM (KZzsI)

ya do know people have been decorating their ears for millennia, right?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 26, 2021 04:52 PM (ifmtJ)

302 suggest cleaning out (eJaPn) posts ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 26, 2021 04:52 PM (uk6Gp)

303 Headline at HotFart:
"Texas Dem state legislator: Modern science says there are six sexes."
Posted by: qdpsteve

I'm not going there to read it, but it's mostly true. There are XY/XX, ZZ/ZW, X0/XX. And a few other pairs like Z0/ZZ and U/V, but they're really rare compared to the main three sets of chromosomes.

Humans only have the first two kinds, though. Not six kinds. ZZ/ZW is mostly birds, X0/XX is mostly spiders.
Posted by: mikeski


Milk a bull and get eggs from a rooster. Then we'll broach the subject of more than two sexes.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2021 04:53 PM (OCTRt)

304 300 by the way, if you give your kid a first name with an " ' "that is not going to be a good thing
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 04:52 PM (4Jold)

Doesn't that stand for a click?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:53 PM (L4b4k)

305 >>Seriously tho, wasn't one of LeBitch's teammates fucking his mom at some point? LMFAO


I hope it was Mo Cheeks givin' her Mo Dick.

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 04:53 PM (Bq2iR)

306 could not explain his nudity.

I WAS BORN THIS WAY!!

Posted by: Laddie GhaGha at April 26, 2021 04:53 PM (eJaPn)

307 Sad TJM is gone, never got to mention movie I watched last Sunday.

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2021 04:53 PM (Cxk7w)

308 Doesn't that stand for a click?
Posted by: D




that was funny

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 04:53 PM (4Jold)

309 We don't say "humans have any number of fingers" - we say "humans have five fingers on each hand".

...yet. No 20-something college girl has stumbled on that for her -studies thesis.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 26, 2021 04:53 PM (KZzsI)

310 Let me get this straight. You jammed holes through your head so you could dangle metal from them?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor

___

I didn't have any say in the matter, since I was a baby at the time.

Posted by: SMH at April 26, 2021 04:54 PM (81B/j)

311 >I just cannot... the little boy in his underwear in high heels is so disturbingly obvious predator behavior. That's no tribute to anything but deep soul sickness and pedophilia.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 26, 2021 04:52 PM (KZzsI)

Yeah, that screams "groomer" to me. Keep your kids far away from that freak.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 26, 2021 04:54 PM (DXFDM)

312 Seriously tho, wasn't one of LeBitch's teammates fucking his mom at some point? LMFAO
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 26, 2021 04:52 PM (DXFDM)


Yes. Dontae West

Posted by: Wally at April 26, 2021 04:54 PM (FJYfm)

313 Milk a bull and get eggs from a rooster. Then we'll broach the subject of more than two sexes.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2021 04:53 PM (OCTRt)

For the first we can use Kamala, for the second we just need to give eggs to the rooster before we can take them. Checkmate.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 04:54 PM (z5Vrg)

314 Seriously tho, wasn't one of LeBitch's teammates fucking his mom


everybody did her, didn't you?

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 04:54 PM (4Jold)

315 >>Sad TJM is gone, never got to mention movie I watched last Sunday.


We are going to re-watch Space Traders in a LiveBlog as a Memorial

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 04:54 PM (Bq2iR)

316 >>>Who's your favorite cop in The Departed? It's Mark Wahlberg's Dignam isn't it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


He was a dick, but he was a hilarious dick.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 26, 2021 04:54 PM (VWp7G)

317 Here's another pro tip: Don't be a cop.

***

Don't be a cop in diverse areas.

Rural cop gigs are pretty sweet.

Posted by: Reverent Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr the 3rd, Foster Dad, Pollution Expert at April 26, 2021 04:54 PM (Kt1w/)

318 Austin PD has officer with Glock 21's. One capped a terrorist a few years back with one.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 26, 2021 04:52 PM (ifmtJ)

What was the cop convicted of?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:55 PM (L4b4k)

319 Going forward, all gloves should be made with an extra 5% of a finger... or at least with an extra finger and a removable section to be work by feet who identify as hands or hands that identify as having six fingers. It's Science.

You don't want to be sexdactyphobic.

Posted by: Sporkatus at April 26, 2021 04:55 PM (CGB5H)

320 319 Here's another pro tip: Don't be a cop.

***

Don't be a cop in diverse areas.

Rural cop gigs are pretty sweet.
Posted by: Reverent Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr the 3rd, Foster Dad, Pollution Expert at April 26, 2021 04:54 PM (Kt1w/)

Bet all the free donuts and coffee will kill you though.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 04:55 PM (z5Vrg)

321 What was the cop convicted of?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:55 PM (L4b4k)

Anti-muslim bias
and good shot placement.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 26, 2021 04:55 PM (ifmtJ)

322 317 Here's another pro tip: Don't be a cop.

***

Don't be a cop in diverse areas.

Rural cop gigs are pretty sweet.
Posted by: Reverent Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr the 3rd, Foster Dad, Pollution Expert at April 26, 2021 04:54 PM (Kt1w/)

==========

Well, until you try to kick the Vietnam vet out of town.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 04:56 PM (NWM+b)

323 Pro tip: do not fight cops for their weapons, do not point weapons at them, do not try to escape, and do not argue with them.
........

also do not stick fentanyl up your butt
do not pass counterfeit money
do not cruise around in a car high as a tick on flea dust

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2021 04:56 PM (v0R5T)

324 Soap dispensers are white supremacist because black and brown people have to show their lighter color palm to get the soap to dispense.

What are you trying to dispense soap onto?

Also, soap dispensers are IR detectors, not color.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 26, 2021 04:56 PM (0UNjH)

325 Bet all the free donuts and coffee will kill you though.

***

You can't go out to eat without people trying to buy your meal for you.

Posted by: Reverent Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr the 3rd, Foster Dad, Pollution Expert at April 26, 2021 04:56 PM (Kt1w/)

326 >>By the size of her, I'd say harpoon.
Elephant Gun.

Posted by: Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom at April 26, 2021 04:56 PM (cCxiu)

327 What I don't get is nose piercings. I have enough trouble with nose hairs tickling my nostrils. Plus I'd probably get it caught on something.

Posted by: f'd at April 26, 2021 04:56 PM (Tnijr)

328 292 Texas Dem state legislator: Modern science says there are six sexes."

Science says that?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 26, 2021 04:51 PM (cSyAR)

Somebody needs to point me to this "Science" idiot because he/she/it is saying a lot of stupid things recently.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 26, 2021 04:56 PM (I9kJ1)

329 I had a different take on the guy with the tattoo. I think it's him at a young age, wearing mommy's high heels and looking in the mirror. A case of arrested psychosocial development for sure. And a freaking bizarre choice for a tattoo.

Sort of a portrait of the oddest as a young man, if you will.

Posted by: Muldooon at April 26, 2021 04:56 PM (Fc5rx)

330 When will science finally accuse progressives of sexual assault,?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 26, 2021 04:56 PM (cSyAR)

331 ya do know people have been decorating their ears for millennia, right?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 26, 2021 04:52 PM (ifmtJ)

They've been putting bones through their noses for millennia, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:56 PM (+gHTQ)

332 After the LiveBlog, TJM will be laid to rest on a bier of old Movie Theater Seats and doused in Butter Flavored Popcorn Oil before we light him up and Ace reads selected Haikus submitted by the Moron Horde.

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 04:56 PM (Bq2iR)

333 Hang on, let me see if I even know what a pronoun is.
I don't.
You're shit out of luck.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at April 26, 2021 04:57 PM (buTO7)

334
Have seen some odd antique or rare ammo, but never 88 rounds available.
Posted by: rhomboid

88 Magnum?

https://youtu.be/A75nSS-kxT8

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2021 04:57 PM (63Dwl)

335 get eggs from a rooster.
Posted by: rickb223

Nope. Those hatch into cockatrices or basilisks or something. I like not being turned to stone.

Posted by: mikeski at April 26, 2021 04:57 PM (P1f+c)

336 328 292 Texas Dem state legislator: Modern science says there are six sexes."

Science says that?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 26, 2021 04:51 PM (cSyAR)

Somebody needs to point me to this "Science" idiot because he/she/it is saying a lot of stupid things recently.
Posted by: Thrawn at April 26, 2021 04:56 PM (I9kJ1)

Xhe's in the cell next to Reality Winner.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 04:57 PM (z5Vrg)

337 300 by the way, if you give your kid a first name with an " ' "that is not going to be a good thing
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 04:52 PM (4Jold)

PREPARE TO DUEL!!!

Posted by: Klingons at April 26, 2021 04:57 PM (Ojki1)

338 Sort of a portrait of the oddest as a young man, if you will.
Posted by: Muldooon

***

Or as I put it the other day, the culture is awash in Make Believe.

Posted by: Muldooon at April 26, 2021 04:57 PM (Fc5rx)

339 332 After the LiveBlog, TJM will be laid to rest on a bier of old Movie Theater Seats and doused in Butter Flavored Popcorn Oil before we light him up and Ace reads selected Haikus submitted by the Moron Horde.
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 04:56 PM (Bq2iR)

============

All that's missing is Dolley playing "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees.

Can't forget to shoehorn that in.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021 04:57 PM (NWM+b)

340 ya do know people have been decorating their ears for millennia, right?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 26, 2021 04:52 PM (ifmtJ)

They've been putting bones through their noses for millennia, too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:56 PM (+gHTQ)

Smaller number of cultures, but by timeline, yes

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 26, 2021 04:57 PM (ifmtJ)

341 335 get eggs from a rooster.
Posted by: rickb223

Nope. Those hatch into cockatrices or basilisks or something. I like not being turned to stone.
Posted by: mikeski at April 26, 2021 04:57 PM (P1f+c)

A commoner's life is only worth 20 gp tops. Just need to round up a few...

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 04:57 PM (z5Vrg)

342 also do not stick fentanyl up your butt
do not pass counterfeit money
do not cruise around in a car high as a tick on flea dust
Posted by: wth


I saw High As A Tick open for Flea Dust at the Empire In Nashville in '97.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2021 04:58 PM (OCTRt)

343 LaBrons mom had him when she was 14 or 15.

so when he was 20yo his mom was 35 or so.

35yo wominz get lonely and horney too

it is science

Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 26, 2021 04:58 PM (bTQ72)

344 >everybody did her, didn't you?
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 26, 2021 04:54 PM (4Jold)

I have a modicum of self-respect

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 26, 2021 04:58 PM (DXFDM)

345
well biology science mostly

Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 26, 2021 04:58 PM (bTQ72)

346 340 ya do know people have been decorating their ears for millennia, right?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 26, 2021 04:52 PM (ifmtJ)

They've been putting bones through their noses for millennia, too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:56 PM (+gHTQ)

Smaller number of cultures, but by timeline, yes
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 26, 2021 04:57 PM (ifmtJ)

Human progress is built upon eating poisonous things and poking holes in ourselves. The others preserved the gene pool.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 04:58 PM (z5Vrg)

347 Have they refashioned the Oscar to be cast to look like a woman with a fat schlong yet?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 26, 2021 04:58 PM (2goRJ)

348 From the previous thread;

Do the Democrats have a history of committing election fraud? Yes

Are Democrat voters stupid enough to vote for ghouls like that DA? Yes

Who knows if that DA got in via fraud or was voted in. After what I witnessed on Nov.3, 2020 I think anything is possible. After the steal last year I've looked back on past elections and genuinely wonder.

Posted by: JROD at April 26, 2021 04:59 PM (0jZnq)

349 I like how raykon is soothing his ego/conducting psyops that the whole place is just sockpuppets. That somehow Ace's isn't popular.

Assume the conspiracy theory to be true, why are you even here, fucker?

Spoiler for raykon: this is not the Man Who Was Thursday in blog form.

Posted by: Sporkatus at April 26, 2021 04:59 PM (CGB5H)

350 >>35yo wominz get lonely and horney too


If they aren't married.

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 04:59 PM (Bq2iR)

351 ya do know people have been decorating their ears for millennia, right?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 26, 2021 04:52 PM (ifmtJ)

They've been putting bones through their noses for millennia, too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:56 PM (+gHTQ)

Smaller number of cultures, but by timeline, yes
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Those cultures also believe in chicken guts telling the future.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2021 04:59 PM (OCTRt)

352 343 LaBrons mom had him when she was 14 or 15.

so when he was 20yo his mom was 35 or so.

35yo wominz get lonely and horney too

it is science
Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 26, 2021 04:58 PM (bTQ72)

So she was romantically linked with the NBA?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:59 PM (+gHTQ)

353 Damn, father Brad Lewis... you.are.the.man...

Posted by: Gonzotx at April 26, 2021 04:59 PM (0WEXg)

354 ya do know people have been decorating their ears for millennia, right?

And its still objectively a weird thing to do.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 26, 2021 05:00 PM (KZzsI)

355 We could air drop them into the middle of the Amazon with nothing but aknife. When If they get out, they'll have struggled. FIFY

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 26, 2021Reminds me of one of the Rainbow Six books from Tom Clancy where wealthy eco nutters decide to kill off 90% of the population and move to their compound in the Amazon. After capturing and destroying the compound, instead of killing the eco nutters, Clark and Chavez strip them and point them into the rain forest to 'Live off the land'

Posted by: Birkenstock Cowboy at April 26, 2021 05:00 PM (WG2XP)

356 Now playing, Boy Name Sue, by what's his name

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 26, 2021 05:00 PM (EFCBR)

357 352 343 LaBrons mom had him when she was 14 or 15.

so when he was 20yo his mom was 35 or so.

35yo wominz get lonely and horney too

it is science
Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 26, 2021 04:58 PM (bTQ72)

So she was romantically linked with the NBA?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:59 PM (+gHTQ)

Well they probably have better options, on the other hand they're not known for their impulse control or good judgement.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 05:00 PM (z5Vrg)

358 He's with buzzion now, pining for the fjords.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 26, 2021 05:01 PM (UHVv4)

359 Xhe's in the cell next to Reality Winner.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 04:57 PM (z5Vrg)

Reality Winner's cell mate is her sister, Irony Winner.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 05:01 PM (mBQxJ)

360 The James Madison died?

Why am I never told these things?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at April 26, 2021 05:01 PM (0QYMt)

361 By the size of her, I'd say harpoon.
Elephant Gun.
Posted by: Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom
-----

You do know that to honor yesterday's Gub thread the officer should have used a... Punt Gun!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2021 05:02 PM (gtatv)

362 332 After the LiveBlog, TJM will be laid to rest on a bier of old Movie Theater Seats and doused in Butter Flavored Popcorn Oil before we light him up and Ace reads selected Haikus submitted by the Moron Horde.
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 04:56 PM (Bq2iR)

Copies of Cats can be submitted to the blaze in lieu of flowers.

Posted by: Bete at April 26, 2021 05:02 PM (Ojki1)

363 >A commoner's life is only worth 20 gp tops. Just need to round up a few...
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 04:57 PM (z5Vrg)

I love the Inverted Paradox episode of Amazing World of Gumball, specifically the part where they need to do the level-up grind for XP and go around town slaying all of the bunnies and squirrels in the park.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 26, 2021 05:03 PM (DXFDM)

364 Why am I never told these things?

We figured he'd tell you. He keeps crawling back out of the pyre to his Criterions.

Posted by: Sporkatus at April 26, 2021 05:03 PM (CGB5H)

365 And its still objectively a weird thing to do.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 26, 2021 05:00 PM (KZzsI)

It's not objectively weird. It may be subjectively to you though.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 26, 2021 05:04 PM (2DOZq)

366 @350 garrett-What does "marriage" have to do with anything? 35 year old married women get horny too.
Never seen a ring that can plug a hole yet.

Pfffftt, marriage. You old fuddy-duddy.

Posted by: JROD at April 26, 2021 05:04 PM (0jZnq)

367 Nood Kerry undercutting Israel.

Posted by: Bete at April 26, 2021 05:04 PM (Ojki1)

368 LaBrons mom had him when she was 14 or 15.
so when he was 20yo his mom was 35 or so.
35yo wominz get lonely and horney too
it is science
Posted by: will choose a nic later

So she was romantically linked with the NBA?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Known biblically.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2021 05:04 PM (OCTRt)

369 I remember movie night and when we tried to simultaneously watch Space Traders. Good times.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 26, 2021 05:04 PM (4thlk)

370 >>Never seen a ring that can plug a hole yet.


Yeah. That's how they get fat.

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2021 05:05 PM (Bq2iR)

371 No, Flugabwehrkanone 88, acht-acht, Flak 88 (all models).

Posted by: rhomboid at April 26, 2021 05:05 PM (OTzUX)

372 They've been putting bones through their noses for millennia, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:56
------------------------------

Not that anyone asked, but I just want to go on the record that I'm on team "No Nose Bones."

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 26, 2021 05:05 PM (ju2Fy)

373 The James Madison died?

****


Who's that?

Posted by: Muldooon at April 26, 2021 05:05 PM (Fc5rx)

374 It's not objectively weird.

Yeah it is. You're just used to it. If you'd never seen it before and someone proposed stabbing a hole in your head to hang metal bits from it, you'd wonder at their sanity.

You're comfortable and familiar with what is weird, but that doesn't make it any less a bizarre thing to do.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 26, 2021 05:06 PM (KZzsI)

375 @360 Mikey NTH-I was genuinely shocked when I read that he passed. I thought OMG thats horrible. Scrolled down a bit and realized these guys (looks around) are just a-holes : )

I bought that shit hook line sinker

Posted by: JROD at April 26, 2021 05:06 PM (0jZnq)

376 The rumor that Biden's official portrait is almost completed as well.

It looks identical to Xi Jinping.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 26, 2021 05:06 PM (sy5kK)

377 Face piercings are cringe worthy, but I've always had an intense dislike of belly button rings. Maybe because my daughter wanted one when she was 13.

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2021 05:07 PM (v0R5T)

378 The rumor that Biden's official portrait is almost completed as well.
........

They keep having to make the eyes smaller.

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2021 05:08 PM (v0R5T)

379 The top video is enough evidence to prove that being a landlord has now become a really stupid idea if you live in a Blue city.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 26, 2021 05:09 PM (sy5kK)

380 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 26, 2021 05:06 PM (KZzsI)

Objectively means it's a proven fact. You can have your own opinions but you can't have your own facts. Is wearing high heels objectively weird ? Wearing a tie objectively weird? Cutting your hair?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 26, 2021 05:09 PM (2DOZq)

381 202 There was an outstanding response to these people yesterday or so:

"you will never pass
you will never convince a man to love you
you will never have the hips of a woman
you will never have the soft face of a woman
you will fight and lose , every day , until your untreated mental illness takes you"
--
That last sentence is so fantastic.
Posted by: Reverent Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith Jr the 3rd, Foster Dad, Pollution Expert at April 26, 2021 04:38 PM (Kt1w/)

Agreed. Ace should post that to the sidebar. It's too good to stay hidden in the comments section.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 26, 2021 05:13 PM (sy5kK)

382 380 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 26, 2021 05:06 PM (KZzsI)

Objectively means it's a proven fact. You can have your own opinions but you can't have your own facts. Is wearing high heels objectively weird ? Wearing a tie objectively weird? Cutting your hair?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 26, 2021 05:09 PM (2DOZq)

Literally.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 05:15 PM (z5Vrg)

383 "Hello, 911. What's your emergency?"
"Someone's about to stab someone!"
"Who's doing the stabbing?"
"ME!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2021 04:42 PM (/i0hj)
Stop me before I kill again!
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 26, 2021 04:44 PM (z5Vrg)


I saw this same plot on a rerun of Nash Bridges. No, really.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 26, 2021 05:18 PM (sy5kK)

384
A state of emergency is now in effect in Elizabeth City, N.C., where the local sheriff's office is expected to release publicly a deputy's body camera footage from the killing of Andrew Brown Jr. last Wednesday. The city has also closed all of its government offices for the day.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2021 04:44 PM (63Dwl)

Of course they did. But only Portland and Minneapolis thugs attack government buildings. The important question is: did they close and board up the Apple and Verizon and Target stores? Because those are the places that will be Burned and Looted, and maybe Murdered.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 26, 2021 05:22 PM (sy5kK)

385 I just don't understand these people - they beg and cry and squeal...then resort to threats and bullying in a heartbeat.

The blue haired maniac - she is basically telling her landlord off...then starts crying and making excuses, then she is back to crying and bullying. Worse - she is the one who posted this, as if it makes her look good.

As for the the arrested black guy - a cop asks you for your license and registration several times and you say "nah, I can't do that." Come again? Your ass is going to jail fool, and you'd be really smart to avoid a resisting arrest charge. But you don't look that smart.

Now what dumb ass? You are drunk driving, without a license, and resisting arrest. Oh and using your office to threaten a police officer, which is basically bribery dumb ass.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at April 26, 2021 05:23 PM (EwPKb)

386 And every moment of it is recorded.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at April 26, 2021 05:24 PM (EwPKb)

387 "Dibs on all his stuff!"

All that's left is this well worn Prometheus DVD.

Posted by: Bosk at April 26, 2021 05:30 PM (SWbVS)

388 I've decided this Summer's project is a 10 ft fence with razor wire around the Sock Monkey ranch. With gun towers.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * ammo is still scarce so I bought me a frying pan at April 26, 2021 05:56 PM (x+wQo)

389 I've decided this Summer's project is a 10 ft fence with razor wire around the Sock Monkey ranch. With gun towers.


You have elk there too?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 26, 2021 06:01 PM (SchxB)

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