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Quarantine Cafe: Dogs Posting Their W's Online Edition
Dying dog, unable to move, walk, or even stand, is found in the trash. But is nursed back to health.
I've been watching this dog grooming channel a lot. Here's one with a golden retriever puppy, and here are more puppies. This one will make you cry: "super senior" dog, probably abandoned because of his cancer, almost becomes a puppy again. Terrified puppy learns to be a brave boy.Dog with a leg so badly injured it might have to be amputated is so cute the vet asks to foster it. Man rescues an injured dog from the woods and adopts her. And she comes with nine little secrets inside her.
— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) April 23, 2021
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2021 07:07 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2021 07:07 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 23, 2021 07:07 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 07:08 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2021 07:09 PM (Cxk7w)
I've been watching a lot of bobcat vids on the youtubes. Bobcats catching rattlesnakes and shit.
Amazing how, from big to medium to small to tiny, cats have some seriously deadly speed.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 23, 2021 07:09 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: ... at April 23, 2021 07:10 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2021 07:10 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2021 07:11 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 23, 2021 07:11 PM (4FeUN)
Posted by: Capybara at April 23, 2021 07:12 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Capybara at April 23, 2021 07:12 PM (vMCab)
You deserve it, Home wrecker.
Posted by: Bats at April 23, 2021 07:13 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2021 07:13 PM (+4oV5)
I think some of you guys have a very unrealistic estimate of the number of cute bat videos available.
Santa cannot make toy trains without wood.
Posted by: ace at April 23, 2021 07:13 PM (5+1A/)
Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2021 07:15 PM (RzGcW)
Frederik the Great, a Frisian stallion, struts his stuff and knows he's the boss.
https://youtu.be/Z2U6mwKhBS8
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2021 07:15 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2021 07:16 PM (P93Is)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2021 07:16 PM (Uh2oA)
That old dog Henry was a sweet story.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 07:16 PM (FCP94)
I have two that will see me to my demise.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2021 07:16 PM (P93Is)
_________
Not soon, we pray.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2021 07:16 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 23, 2021 07:17 PM (w3nMT)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 23, 2021 07:17 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 23, 2021 07:11 PM
Chiroptophobia runs deep,
into your heart it can creep.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 23, 2021 07:18 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2021 07:18 PM (+4oV5)
Santa cannot make toy trains without wood.
Posted by: ace at April 23, 2021 07:13 PM (5+1A/)
The Horde? Unrealistic expectations?
Next you'll be saying that the 29 thing is a meme and may not be reflective of reality.
Posted by: Bats at April 23, 2021 07:18 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Funsize at April 23, 2021 07:19 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2021 07:19 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 23, 2021 07:19 PM (GBZnB)
Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2021 07:19 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: ace at April 23, 2021 07:13 PM (5+1A/)
Neither can a bunch of drunk frat boys.
Posted by: Brett Kavinaugh at April 23, 2021 07:19 PM (4FeUN)
Frederik the Great, a Frisian stallion, struts his stuff and knows he's the boss.
https://youtu.be/Z2U6mwKhBS8
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2021 07:15 PM (mht8P)
Frisians really are the boss. But where there is a boss, there is a pretender. Behold the Gypsy Vanner, the preferred horse of every teenage girl whose family has acquired money, but not class. It reminds me of that one-named dude with the long hair who used to be on so many romance novel covers. Can't come up with the name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-7GbOzWswQ
Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2021 07:20 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2021 07:21 PM (P93Is)
Posted by: April at April 23, 2021 07:21 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2021 07:22 PM (HPSCb)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2021 07:23 PM (mht8P)
*Disclaimer* F**k no, I didn't read that kind of thing.
Posted by: April
Didn't he catch a pigeon in the face at some amusement park?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 23, 2021 07:23 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 07:23 PM (FCP94)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2021 07:23 PM (P93Is)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 23, 2021 07:23 PM (so0nV)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2021 07:23 PM (mht8P)
That was it, thank you. I wonder what happened to him?
Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2021 07:23 PM (RzGcW)
*Disclaimer* F**k no, I didn't read that kind of thing.
Posted by: April at April 23, 2021 07:21 PM
It was disappointing. So much so, I had to start writing my own.
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at April 23, 2021 07:24 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2021 07:24 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2021 07:15 PM (RzGcW)
That really is the definition of the perfect video. 10 seconds in length, punchline in 3, can be set to loop indefinitely and never gets tiresome. And, after 60 some odd years of people telling me reasons cats are
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 23, 2021 07:25 PM (4FeUN)
I seriously considered getting one of those Bat Houses things for the backyard, last year, for mosquitoes. One of you here told me about them.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 07:25 PM (FCP94)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 23, 2021 07:25 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2021 07:23 PM (P93Is)
I have gotten lost among the Fabios. This one is a horse, right? What kind? I would like to meet him.
You know, if Texas people had smaller ranches, these sort of meetings would happen organically. But that would be wrong.
Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2021 07:26 PM (RzGcW)
*Disclaimer* F**k no, I didn't read that kind of thing.
Posted by: April at April 23, 2021 07:21 PM (OX9vb)
___________
Her Majesty reads those by the dozen. Always with titles like "The Sheikh's Mistress", never "The Lusty Dutchess's Kept Stableboy".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2021 07:26 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 23, 2021 07:28 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate
I've had the bat house a couple years but finally going to have the help install it. I live near the Willamette river so we get flying bugs in the evening which makes dinning on the deck suck.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 23, 2021 07:28 PM (so0nV)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 23, 2021 07:25 PM (4FeUN)
Yes, exactly. Part of me wanted to skip work today, and just watch it on a loop. And the comic timing is perfect.
*cat is chilling as owner talks*
My pronouns are
*cat raises head in alarm*
blah blah...
*cat identifies the threat, and neutralizes it with speed and dispatch*
(outraged SJW face)
Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2021 07:29 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2021 07:30 PM (P93Is)
Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2021 07:30 PM (vMCab)
I built a couple and put them up but no bats roosted in them.
We still have bats though, I don't know where they live.
Posted by: f'd at April 23, 2021 07:30 PM (Tnijr)
More than 6 in 10 college-age Americans approve of President Biden's job as president thus far, according to a new youth poll from the Institute of Politics at Harvard Kennedy School, representing the highest figure for any president in the history of the survey.
Overall, 59 percent of 18- to 29-year-olds approve of Biden's job as president,
"More than 6 in 10..." "59%
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 23, 2021 07:31 PM (w3nMT)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2021 07:30 PM (P93Is)
I would love to meet him. But Mrs. Splunge would love to meet him about 50x more. You know how she is.
Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2021 07:31 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2021 07:31 PM (P93Is)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 23, 2021 07:31 PM (Fq1gB)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 23, 2021 07:31 PM (DXFDM)
I've had the bat house a couple years but finally going to have the help install it. I live near the Willamette river so we get flying bugs in the evening which makes dinning on the deck suck.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 23, 2021 07:28 PM (so0nV)
_________
During lovebug season last year I was mowing the back 40 and there were a dozen martins booming and zooming just above ground level.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2021 07:31 PM (mht8P)
I live near the Willamette river so we get flying bugs in the evening which makes dinning on the deck suck.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 23, 2021 07:28 PM (so0nV)
Well, bats swooping down at twilight and eating those bugs should make for interesting dining.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 07:32 PM (FCP94)
Dunno if you're here, but thank you for introducing me to Owlkitty. Love her.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2021 07:32 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 23, 2021 07:00 PM (Bmy3R)
looking for bleeds the ER might have missed, probably
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 23, 2021 07:33 PM (GBZnB)
But Mrs. Splunge would love to meet him about 50x more. You know how she is.
Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2021 07:31 PM (RzGcW)
_________
"Beware the hobby that eats."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2021 07:34 PM (mht8P)
Fauci wanted find out more about COVID, so he started frequenting bat houses. For science.
But then he found out the stuff he'd heard about these places was all wrong; no gay shit even happens there at all, so he cut his losses and just banned everything.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2021 07:34 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 23, 2021 07:28 PM (Rvt8
Nature, red in tooth and claw
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 23, 2021 07:34 PM (DXFDM)
Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2021 07:34 PM (vMCab)
"More than 6 in 10..." "59%
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 23, 2021 07:31 PM (w3nMT)
Wait, so we've moved on from the Arabs and/or the Mayans invented math?
Posted by: April at April 23, 2021 07:35 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 23, 2021 07:35 PM (PLitN)
Rescue dogs from bad situations have to rediscover real dog-ness when moved into a loving environment and often have a "late puppyhood" ... we are working through that right now with our dog.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 23, 2021 07:35 PM (uk6Gp)
yes very fun. and you're welcome, of course.
Posted by: ace at April 23, 2021 07:35 PM (5+1A/)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2021 07:36 PM (P93Is)
Posted by: Funsize at April 23, 2021 07:36 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2021 07:34 PM (mht8P)
*looks out at pasture*
It's way too late for that.
Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2021 07:36 PM (RzGcW)
Rescue dogs from bad situations have to rediscover real dog-ness when moved into a loving environment and often have a "late puppyhood" ... we are working through that right now with our dog.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 23, 2021 07:35 PM (uk6Gp)
____________
We had a foster Borzoi who had no idea how to run around in the exercise paddock.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2021 07:36 PM (mht8P)
Have you seen a Canadian show "Letterkenny?"
It's hysterical. Will make you laugh out loud. By yourself.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2021 07:37 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 23, 2021 07:37 PM (4FeUN)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2021 07:36 PM (P93Is)
I will relay that, and you can bet she will want to take you up on it.
Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2021 07:37 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 23, 2021 07:37 PM (uk6Gp)
*looks out at pasture*
It's way too late for that.
Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2021 07:36 PM (RzGcW)
_________
*looks out at kennel*
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2021 07:38 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 23, 2021 07:28 PM (so0nV)
I went camping on the John Day river a few years back, in an area where there was a cliff on the other side of the river, with some obvious bat caves.
The spectacle at dusk, where a huge swarm of insects would come out onto the river, followed by a massive horde of bats coming down to feast was something to behold. So many of them zig-zagging everywhere, gliding close to the surface of the river to feast on bugs. Pretty neat.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 23, 2021 07:38 PM (DXFDM)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2021 07:38 PM (+4oV5)
Posted by: AmericaHatesWhitePeople at April 23, 2021 07:38 PM (yC/eQ)
abuse them at your soul's peril.
Posted by: sven at April 23, 2021 07:38 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2021 07:38 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Pussy Galore at April 23, 2021 07:39 PM (doAIC)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2021 07:39 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 23, 2021 07:39 PM (DXFDM)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2021 07:39 PM (P93Is)
Posted by: Funsize at April 23, 2021 07:36 PM (EiPf6)
Are you sure? I've never lived near water, but everywhere I've ever lived, there have been bats. I've never heard that.
Posted by: April at April 23, 2021 07:40 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2021 07:40 PM (u82oZ)
The goal is "zero", and we are in the middle of a pretty sporty thunderstorm....
Thank God I came in out of the field yesterday.
Posted by: sven at April 23, 2021 07:40 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2021 07:40 PM (u82oZ)
Anyone remember that conspiracy movie with Mel Gibson and...Julia Roberts? I forget what its called.
But that's the movie we're living in, now. That and Devil's Advocate.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 07:41 PM (FCP94)
Your rants are the keen observations of the one-eyed seer in the land of the blind.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2021 07:40 PM (u82oZ)
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Yep. Always a must-read.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 07:41 PM (fLVm1)
That would be a beautiful cap to the 2021 I have grown to know and love....
house smashed by a cyclone, Joey Plugz as "PotUS", and a surge in illegals not asked to mask.
Posted by: sven at April 23, 2021 07:41 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2021 07:42 PM (Cxk7w)
Anyone remember that conspiracy movie with Mel Gibson and...Julia Roberts? I forget what its called.
But that's the movie we're living in, now. That and Devil's Advocate.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 07:41 PM (FCP94)
Conspiracy Theory.
Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2021 07:42 PM (vMCab)
Not particularly. It's been rough. I'm worn down by the lies and the hypocrisy and the shutdowns. I'm
Sad all the fucking time. Well, except when I'm talking to or with my boys.
The signs are back up on the beach. "Mask up!" "This is what six feet looks like!"
Fuck my life.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2021 07:42 PM (U2p+3)
The eponymous "conspiracy" IIRC.....
Posted by: sven at April 23, 2021 07:42 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: AmericaHatesWhitePeople at April 23, 2021 07:38 PM (yC/eQ) "
for the moment, anyway ... Soviets back in the 20's - 30's had municipal officials whose job was going around shooting dogs.
I give it maybe 5 to 10 years and we will see that here.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 23, 2021 07:42 PM (uk6Gp)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2021 07:43 PM (P93Is)
Glad the puppies all found a home.
Posted by: clutch at April 23, 2021 07:43 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Funsize at April 23, 2021 07:36 PM (EiPf6)
Are you sure? I've never lived near water, but everywhere I've ever lived, there have been bats. I've never heard that.
Posted by: April at April 23, 2021 07:40 PM (OX9vb)
Nah, depends on the bats. Yeah, I see a lot fishing around lakes - I think that huge flat surface makes for an easy time with radar/bugs. But I lived up in the hills for many years, not much in the way of water, and lots of bats. Enough I considered building a bat house, but they seemed to be doing just fine.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 23, 2021 07:43 PM (4FeUN)
We have been mulling a trip east to/through AZ, but we are wondering/worrying about how much idiocy we can take, or that would make a trip not worthwhile right now. The mask idiocy especially.
Places like OR seem like they might be off the list for a long time.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2021 07:43 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 23, 2021 07:44 PM (P/sWs)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 23, 2021 07:44 PM (4FeUN)
Fuck my life.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2021 07:42 PM (U2p+3)
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Do they still have geoduck clams at the beaches up there?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 07:44 PM (fLVm1)
Conspiracy was on the Wannsee Conference with Branagh and Tucci
Posted by: sven at April 23, 2021 07:44 PM (Lzpvj)
Have good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2021 07:44 PM (Cxk7w)
I have always wanted to meet a German Shepard who smells like a blueberry.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 23, 2021 07:44 PM (hVqGz)
And remember that 90's movie, Grisham novel?, with the movie Speed lady who isn't that pretty? The Net?
She was the first person to be "Canceled," if you think about it.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 07:45 PM (FCP94)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2021 07:45 PM (P93Is)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at April 23, 2021 07:46 PM (JLQTf)
Glad the puppies all found a home.
Posted by: clutch at April 23, 2021 07:43 PM (9UmRs)
Damn, scared me. For a second I thought you found that wh... er, never mind.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 23, 2021 07:46 PM (4FeUN)
I think some of you guys have a very unrealistic estimate of the number of cute bat videos available.
Santa cannot make toy trains without wood.
Posted by: ace at April 23, 2021 07:13 PM (5+1A/)
23 April. This blog has been bat free for zero days.
Posted by: BifBewalski - the bats made me do it at April 23, 2021 07:46 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2021 07:46 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April
Of course! But you gotta know where to go and have a big negative tide.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2021 07:46 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2021 07:43 PM (OTzUX)
Many AZ businesses have some mask requirements, yes, but the level of idiocy is really minimal. If you chose to never wear a mask during your entire visit here, it is more likely than not that no one would say a word the entire time.
Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2021 07:46 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2021 07:47 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: f'd at April 23, 2021 07:47 PM (Tnijr)
Aw, man! I live adjacent to a Mallard Protection area. I like 'em. So much better mannered than geese. Raccoons are asshoe.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 23, 2021 07:47 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2021 07:47 PM (OTzUX)
Not particularly. It's been rough. I'm worn down by the lies and the hypocrisy and the shutdowns. I'm
Sad all the fucking time. Well, except when I'm talking to or with my boys.
The signs are back up on the beach. "Mask up!" "This is what six feet looks like!"
Fuck my life.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2021 07:42 PM (U2p+3)
I've retreated into a bubble of happiness. Fvck the left. It's is determined to destroy what is good in the world.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2021 07:47 PM (+4oV5)
https://youtu.be/dI6ULnKkHus
Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2021 07:46 PM (vMCab)
Master Shifu. FTW!
Posted by: BifBewalski - Furious Five at April 23, 2021 07:48 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 23, 2021 07:48 PM (uk6Gp)
https://youtu.be/Z2U6mwKhBS8
"I'm TOO SEXY for my hooves, TOO SEXY for my mane, TOO SEXY . . . "
Oh my. Makes me almost want to be . . . a mare.
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at April 23, 2021 07:48 PM (QU+qf)
Posted by: Homo Viator at April 23, 2021 07:49 PM (C3zFG)
If you are within 90 minutes of any sort of ocean beach, it's time to relocate to the keep.
Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2021 07:50 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2021 07:43 PM
There are lots of wonderful things about this area that we try to take advantage of but we've wanted out for a long time. With grandkids now we're stuck for another nine years but leave we will no matter our age.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 23, 2021 07:50 PM (so0nV)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2021 07:51 PM (P93Is)
It's just the idea of having to check. I've had the fun of traveling to lots of off-beat and sometimes dicey areas in the past, and to be doing the "advance work" that I used to do for those trips, *for the US* ....... WTF.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2021 07:51 PM (OTzUX)
now you're here and I still remember - I follow a page called otters daily on instagram - and they had a link to otter charms a few weeks ago I meant to post when you were here if such things interest you:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/JuniperProvisionsCo
But I know pics of otter pups are always popular:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CCPBcKlgpMc/
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 23, 2021 07:51 PM (4FeUN)
Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at April 23, 2021 07:51 PM (Bh9Dt)
Und was jetzt? Pest, die Pest!
Nur ein grob' Leichenfest,
Das ist der Rest.
Posted by: runner, drive BLM to the 'burbs at April 23, 2021 07:51 PM (V13WU)
Und was jetzt? Pest, die Pest!
Nur ein groß' Leichenfest,
Das ist der Rest.
Posted by: runner, drive BLM to the 'burbs at April 23, 2021 07:51 PM (V13WU)
Hmmm. No math on the blog, but since most of us have two eyes, that means you have three eyes.
Makes one wonder.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2021 07:52 PM (u82oZ)
Things I'd Like To See Someday But Probably Never Will
Castles
Lighthouses
Mt Rushmore
A real ghost town
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 07:52 PM (FCP94)
Posted by: Homo Viator at April 23, 2021 07:49 PM (C3zFG)
This video from the last thread is both the greatest and the saddest thing I've seen in some time.
Five Times August "Jesus -Whatever happened to us"
https://tinyurl.com/y4xfmn7r
It feels like the requiem for the Republic.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 23, 2021 07:53 PM (Bmy3R)
for the moment, anyway ... Soviets back in the 20's - 30's had municipal officials whose job was going around shooting dogs.
I give it maybe 5 to 10 years and we will see that here.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 23, 2021 07:42 PM
de Tocqueville mentions seeing that very thing in NYC on his fabled journey
Posted by: The Syncategorematic AltonJackson, Carbosexual at April 23, 2021 07:54 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2021 07:55 PM (P93Is)
Fuck my life.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2021 07:42 PM (U2p+3)
Are they in Spanish as well, or does the Rona respect them and their culture and leave them alone?
Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 07:56 PM (Ojki1)
Castles
Lighthouses
Mt Rushmore
A real ghost town
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 07:52 PM (FCP94)
Really? I'd think at least 2 of those would be extremely possible. A visit here to CA (ugh, I know) would click 3 of those off of your list. If Hearst Castle counts - and I'd put it up there with stuff in Scotland. We got some cool ghost towns - so does Nevada, and a few lighthouses - although I think some of the cooler ones are on the right coast.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 23, 2021 07:56 PM (4FeUN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2021 07:56 PM (mht8P)
I give it maybe 5 to 10 years and we will see that here.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 23, 2021 07:42 PM (uk6Gp)
I suspect you could see that today in Detroit given the stories of dog abandonment that have been coming out of their for years.
Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 07:57 PM (Ojki1)
What the actual fuck? What could the old man have possibly done to warrant that kind of reaction? I do not see any blood on the ground so he did not shoot one of them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2021 07:57 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: davidt at April 23, 2021 07:58 PM (ez/ed)
Ireland (!) bans outdoor confessions.
https://tinyurl.com/edfrtmkd
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2021 07:56 PM (mht8P)
Looks like time for St. Patrick to return and drive out the snakes again.
Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 07:58 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: runner, drive BLM to the 'burbs at April 23, 2021 07:58 PM (V13WU)
Lieb Vaterland macht ruhig sein,
Die Flotte schlaft, im Hafen ein
Caustic reference to the German fleet that had absorbed oceans of funding before the war, yet rarely ventured out of port once the fightin' was on.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2021 07:58 PM (OTzUX)
Really? I'd think at least 2 of those would be extremely possible.
Posted by: clutch cargo
Yeah, it's now a matter of motivation.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 07:58 PM (FCP94)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 23, 2021 07:59 PM (P/sWs)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2021 07:42 PM (U2p+3)
I'd be tempted to put a sign next to that that says "and this is what 5 hands looks like" with 5 severed hands hanging underneath it.
Mannequin hands of course.
Yeah, mannequin.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 23, 2021 07:59 PM (4FeUN)
Now we just have the plague!
Just a great corpse's feast,
That is the rest.
Posted by: runner, drive BLM to the 'burbs at April 23, 2021 07:59 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2021 07:59 PM (lmikk)
What the actual fuck? What could the old man have possibly done to warrant that kind of reaction? I do not see any blood on the ground so he did not shoot one of them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2021 07:57 PM (lmikk)
He didn't respect their authority!
#BacktheBlue
Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 07:59 PM (Ojki1)
the fleet sleeps, in port
instead of the actual:
rest easy, dear Fatherland
the watch on the Rhine stands true and fast
Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2021 08:00 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 23, 2021 08:00 PM (P/sWs)
Caustic reference to the German fleet that had absorbed oceans of funding before the war, yet rarely ventured out of port once the fightin' was on.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2021 07:58 PM (OTzUX)
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It was a bad day when Kaiser Wilhelm II started reading Mahan.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2021 08:00 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 23, 2021 07:50 PM (so0nV)
I wouldn't begrudge anyone sane leaving states like Oregon, but I'm done retreating. All we ever do is retreat. It's goofy as hell, but Picard's line in First Contact was right. No further. I believe that nurse has expressed similar sentiments.
This shit's coming to everyone's neighborhood eventually, unless you are no-shit living off of the grid, which I don't think anyone here is doing. So laugh at people like me if you like, but don't think you're safe because you live in a "red" state.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 23, 2021 08:01 PM (DXFDM)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 23, 2021 07:59 PM (P/sWs)
Hotgas is concerned that their former readership hasn't flocked back like they hoped would happen with a Dem to serve as their target rather than Trump.
Would be so sad to hear Salem went out of business. So, so sad.
Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 08:02 PM (Ojki1)
Thanks!
I also subscribe to "The Daily Otter."
I get an email every morning at 6am with a picture of an otter. Now, they don't discriminate between those nasty, aggressive river otters and the sweet, playful sea otters, but it's ok. I just delete all the river otters.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2021 08:02 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: runner, drive BLM to the 'burbs at April 23, 2021 08:02 PM (V13WU)
Also, Ireland went pretty hard to the anti-religious when they allowed abortion, didn't they?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2021 08:03 PM (lmikk)
Word. And red or blue states have less impact that local govt. most of the stupid shit that affects day to day life is at the city level not the state. Things like police protection especially. That shit is all local.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 23, 2021 08:03 PM (P/sWs)
And why is it legal to sue a talcum powder company under the premise that its misapplication in extreme cases may have a loosely based correlation to cooch cancer?
And why, at the same time, is it illegal to sue a pharmaceutical company that is injecting a billion people with a hastily produced 'vaccine' that has bypassed typical protocols and eschewed long term studies, and yet has been declared...I think the scientific term here is 'totes safe'?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2021 08:04 PM (ioHi8)
It was a good day. 4 more army corps with siege artillery trains would have won WWI for the Germans.
And the likelihood of the UK staying out of it would go up.
JMHO.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2021 08:04 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 23, 2021 08:01 PM (DXFDM)
I would never laugh about that, and I do not think I'm safe. I do think, though, that my perimeter might be a tad more defensible.
Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2021 08:04 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 07:58 PM (FCP94)
I hear ya. But take Hearst Castle for instance, there's a lot of awesome visits nearby. But, I keep forgetting - all the things are closed in california still. So, you could go to Hearst Castle, but not get anywhere near it. Same with the lighthouses. Same with the ghost towns (although soon that will be any town around here).
Every time I think "yeah, that'd be fun I need to get the fuck out of here before I go crazy and..." that comes up. I totally get where Nurse is coming from, the insanity here is killing me.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 23, 2021 08:04 PM (4FeUN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2021 08:05 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2021 08:04 PM (ioHi
I see you have not yet adsorbed the complex subtleties of graft in political action!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 23, 2021 08:05 PM (hOUT3)
https://tinyurl.com/y4xfmn7r
It feels like the requiem for the Republic.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 23, 2021 07:53 PM (Bmy3R)
Thanks.
Posted by: Homo Viator at April 23, 2021 08:06 PM (C3zFG)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 23, 2021 08:07 PM (uk6Gp)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 23, 2021 08:07 PM (YynYJ)
It was a good day. 4 more army corps with siege artillery trains would have won WWI for the Germans.
And the likelihood of the UK staying out of it would go up.
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Should have said it was a bad day for Germany. Investing zillions on a fleet that made no strategic sense to defend a non-existent empire and needlessly antagonizing the one country they couldn't afford to have as an enemy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2021 08:08 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 23, 2021 08:08 PM (P/sWs)
Posted by: Only Context at April 23, 2021 08:08 PM (Enpnw)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2021 08:02 PM (U2p+3)
I figured you were probably on top of all of that - I just never remembered to ask. And I showed you that video my friend in South Africa took of the river otter that hangs out in his back yard didn't I? They don't seem to be so bad if they're not initiated into gangs.
I know, it's just lulling him into a false sense of security before it kills him, burns down his home and steals his car.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 23, 2021 08:09 PM (4FeUN)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 23, 2021 08:07 PM (uk6Gp)
Nice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2021 08:09 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2021 08:04 PM (ioHi
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Because the government granted them immunity before they made the vaccines.
Posted by: zmdavid at April 23, 2021 08:09 PM (xqRaG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2021 08:02 PM (U2p+3)
Seems a bit harsh.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2021 08:09 PM (lmikk)
Speaking of WWII,
I just downloaded an old, free video game called Battlefield 1942. I can't figure out how to play it, but it's pretty good.
From a site called abandonware games.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 08:09 PM (FCP94)
Figure I might as well light out for one of the Free States. Sucks because I have no roots or family or anything in any of them. South Dakota's closest and probably the best fit for me.
Hate to pull up roots and go somewhere just for the freedom, but I do love freedom a whole f*#&ing lot.
But I'm an alien on my own planet and in my own country. All the rules have changed. There are no other boxes to tick anymore. The Free States may not - hell, I know deep down they probably will not - remain free. But, I'm in a position to take the chance, at least. Ain't a whole hell of a lot more I can do.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 23, 2021 08:09 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 23, 2021 07:35 PM (PLitN)
Oh SMOD, where art thou?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 23, 2021 08:09 PM (4LwIn)
Posted by: azjaeger at April 23, 2021 08:11 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 23, 2021 08:09 PM (Bmy3R)
We're pretty damned free up here. Don't see that changing much. We had a bumper sticker make the rounds for a while for a beer we used to make that said "We don't give a damn how they do it in the Lower 48." Pretty much still in effect.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 23, 2021 08:11 PM (4LwIn)
Posted by: the terminix guy at April 23, 2021 08:11 PM (5br8a)
Posted by: tcn in AK
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*Peruses Revelation*
Hmmm...here we go...somethingsomething Wormwood.
Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2021 08:11 PM (MeU/y)
Posted by: dartist at April 23, 2021 08:12 PM (+ya+t)
I'm trying to get one of the Castle Wolfenstein games. Don't know much about them, except they're banned in Germany.
I like the old DOS based video games from the late 90's, which you can still play with the Scummvm program.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 08:12 PM (FCP94)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2021 08:12 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2021 08:12 PM (MeU/y)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2021 08:12 PM (L2ZTs)
From a site called abandonware games.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 08:09 PM (FCP94)
Lol. That may not be just because you cannot find a manual. A buddy of mine played one in college called High Command. He played through all of WWII- never having figured out how to train/requisition/make/build new units.
A couple other good ones from way back in the day: Steel Panthers. I would only recommend Hearts of Iron III if you really want to go down the time rabbit hole.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2021 08:12 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 23, 2021 08:11 PM (4LwIn)
I'm seriously looking at Rapid City. Got to escape Polesmoker's Paradise. CO sucks so bad now.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 23, 2021 08:13 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 23, 2021 08:08 PM (P/sWs)
It's the weekend. I'm trying to not recall him, at all.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 23, 2021 08:13 PM (4LwIn)
Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2021 08:11 PM (MeU/y)
Chernobyl?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2021 08:13 PM (lmikk)
the way things are going, we might not last until november
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 23, 2021 08:13 PM (5br8a)
From a site called abandonware games.
Check Gamefaqs.com. There maybe some info there for it.
Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 08:13 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2021 08:14 PM (MeU/y)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 23, 2021 08:14 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2021 08:11 PM (MeU/y)
Luckily I know how that one turns out.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 23, 2021 08:14 PM (4LwIn)
Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2021 08:14 PM (MeU/y)
Posted by: Only Context at April 23, 2021 08:15 PM (Enpnw)
Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2021 08:11 PM (MeU/y)
Luckily I know how that one turns out.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 23, 2021 08:14 PM (4LwIn)
Unfortunately the markers along the way all suck. Bigly.
Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 08:15 PM (Ojki1)
- Bat Barf & Beyond
- H(old) & M(angle)
- Orange Jethro
- Fears
- Banana Peel Republic
- Sam Goodass
- Montgomery Wank
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2021 08:15 PM (L2ZTs)
This one should work (at least it worked for me when I just tried it to be sure)
https://tinyurl.com/wjvcwr5w
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2021 08:15 PM (lmikk)
State still trying to throw out signatures but looks like enuf to ditch that prick (see what I did Bruce?)
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at April 23, 2021 08:15 PM (t2VIm)
Posted by: Only Context at April 23, 2021 08:15 PM (Enpnw)
As if "and" isn't already part of the plan.
Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 08:15 PM (Ojki1)
I've always wanted to leave Oregon. Just like I always left the other states I have lived in. The goal was always to return to my home state of Montana. The other states were where the job was. They were never home.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 23, 2021 08:16 PM (so0nV)
Of course you can see Devil's Tower in "Close Encounters" and you can see Mt. Rushmore in "North by Northwest".
Posted by: zmdavid at April 23, 2021 08:16 PM (xqRaG)
Every time I think "yeah, that'd be fun I need to get the fuck out of here before I go crazy and..." that comes up. I totally get where Nurse is coming from, the insanity here is killing me.
Posted by: clutch cargo
I don't know how you can stand it.
Massachusetts is bad enough. I couldn't take CA.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 08:16 PM (FCP94)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2021 08:00 PM (mht8P)
Larry?
Posted by: clutch at April 23, 2021 08:16 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 23, 2021 08:13 PM (Bmy3R)
I live close-ish to Rapid City. I recommend it.
But anything is better than Colorado. That place has been full of jerks for decades.
I love Wyoming though. But it might not have a big enough city for you. I never have liked Casper. Dunno why I just don't.
Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at April 23, 2021 08:16 PM (Bh9Dt)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 08:17 PM (FCP94)
Posted by: Richard Cranium at April 23, 2021 08:17 PM (CTKUo)
Fuck my life.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2021 07:42 PM (U2p+3)
Are they in Spanish as well, or does the Rona respect them and their culture and leave them alone?
Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 07:56 PM (Ojki1)
Just carry a protest sign. You'll be fine.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 23, 2021 08:18 PM (4LwIn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2021 08:18 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 08:18 PM (FCP94)
Vaccines weren't big moneymakers, once the patents ran out, and hardly anyone was willing to make them anymore. It just wasn't worth the risk. Consequently DOD wasn't able to procure them in large enough quantities. Congress came up with a sweetheart deal where the taxpayer will assume all liability, just mix up another batch.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 23, 2021 08:19 PM (HddOg)
Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at April 23, 2021 08:16 PM (Bh9Dt)
My daddy grew up on a farm in Laramie. It's lovely there, and not too far from Sheridan. Spring comes a bit late, and winter a bit early, but it really is nice, especially in the Snowy Range.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 23, 2021 08:19 PM (4LwIn)
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Kinda cool to think it was a marker for those moving west of the Mississippi in the early days too.
Posted by: dartist at April 23, 2021 08:19 PM (+ya+t)
214
Another thing I forgot to put on my list above to visit but never will:
The Pyramids
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 08:17 PM (FCP94)
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I took Mrs. Cicero and the little girl there in 2003. I don't know if I would go back now, but it was awesome back then.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 08:20 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: End Year Gen X Based Retard at April 23, 2021 08:20 PM (IdnEA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 08:20 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at April 23, 2021 08:16 PM (Bh9Dt)
I'm only 50 minutes from Cheyenne - go up all the time. More than I go to Denver, which I can't stand. Only the airport, and not since the Before Times on that. WY's nice to visit but yeah, populations a little too sparse for me. I like some sparcity but not that sparse LOL
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 23, 2021 08:21 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2021 08:21 PM (2DOZq)
Happy now?
Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2021 08:12 PM (MeU/y)
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Damn.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 08:21 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2021 08:21 PM (MeU/y)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 23, 2021 08:21 PM (4LwIn)
We must return the balance of nature and renew the mountain to it's natural state with explosives!
Posted by: Commisar of the Interior at April 23, 2021 08:21 PM (t2VIm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 08:20 PM (fLVm1)
Do they let you get right up on them? They are giant piles of rock. Hard to damage them more than the locals have over the centuries.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2021 08:22 PM (lmikk)
Fuck my life.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2021 07:42 PM (U2p+3)
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Wear the mask across your forehead. The sign says "Mask Up", after all. And since anything qualifies as a mask these days, a nice head scarf should do.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 23, 2021 08:22 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: dartist at April 23, 2021 08:12 PM
Agree completely
Posted by: clutch at April 23, 2021 08:22 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: End Year Gen X Based Retard at April 23, 2021 08:20 PM (IdnEA)
First season, yes. After that, run.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2021 08:22 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 23, 2021 08:22 PM (4LwIn)
I took Mrs. Cicero and the little girl there in 2003. I don't know if I would go back now, but it was awesome back then.
Posted by: Cicero
Oh, wow, because things were heated in 2003.
Wasn't Mubarak barely in control?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 08:22 PM (FCP94)
Also Burger Thing.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2021 08:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 08:24 PM (FCP94)
Sheridan, Buffalo, Cheyenne, and the little towns near the SD border are really nice. Gillette would do in a pinch. it's got a pretty lively economy what with all the coal and petroleum. But it tends toward dusty.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 23, 2021 08:25 PM (4l77G)
- Scarro
- Olive Burden
- Black Fangus
- SmashyourfaceBurger
- Tony Soma's
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2021 08:25 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 23, 2021 08:26 PM (4l77G)
Posted by: azjaeger at April 23, 2021 08:26 PM (3/XaG)
I want to go to Cody just to see the William Cody gun museum.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2021 08:27 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2021 08:22 PM (lmikk)
Thanks, Aetius. Will do.
She is a completionist though so I see at least 6 months of Deep Dives in our future.
Posted by: End Year Gen X Based Retard at April 23, 2021 08:27 PM (IdnEA)
The valley temple, the osirion, the temple at abydos, the ancients were masters at working with huge blocks of granite and similar like diorite. The Cairo museum would also be on the list.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 23, 2021 08:27 PM (HddOg)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 23, 2021 08:28 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2021 08:29 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 23, 2021 08:29 PM (EFCBR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2021 08:29 PM (L2ZTs)
I live in a small town. Whole school district (4 towns together) is less than 900 kids. The only place there is a mask mandate is on the school bus because the kids have to sit together. You hardly ever see anyone wearing one ever here.
Yesterday I was stopped behind the school bus after school. A kid about second grade size gets off. He has one of those Mexican wrestler masks on. I don't know who he is but I just know he's a moron in training.
Now I want a Mexican wrestler mask. And to meet his parents.
Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at April 23, 2021 08:30 PM (Bh9Dt)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2021 08:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 23, 2021 08:30 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: azjaeger
the thing is is, you needed to have a fleet to have an empire so they were trying to do that.
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 23, 2021 08:31 PM (4Jold)
Thanks, Aetius. Will do.
She is a completionist though so I see at least 6 months of Deep Dives in our future.
Posted by: End Year Gen X Based Retard at April 23, 2021 08:27 PM (IdnEA)
You'll know pretty quickly if it is for you. The reason to watch it is the first season is extremely captivating even now. It still has it's oddities, but they are... subdued, if that is possible with Lynch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2021 08:31 PM (lmikk)
The Pyramids; The Great Wall; Angkor Wat; A sidewalk cafe in Paris; The rooftop restaurant at the Hotel Danieli in Venice; Mt. Everest base camp in Tibet; The lobby bar in the Hong Kong Intercontinental at sunset; A Buddhist monastery in the Himalayan foothills; Midnight in a Bedouin camp in the Jordanian desert; The Siq in Petra; The Tomb of the Holy Sepulcher in Jerusalem
All are peak experiences
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 08:31 PM (fLVm1)
Sheridan, Buffalo, Cheyenne, and the little towns near the SD border are really nice. Gillette would do in a pinch. it's got a pretty lively economy what with all the coal and petroleum. But it tends toward dusty.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Friend just bought a place in Laramie
Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2021 08:31 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 23, 2021 08:30 PM (Bmy3R)
Over 7,000 guns at the Cody Firearm Museum. They feature it on I believe the Guns and Ammo show on the Outdoor channel.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2021 08:33 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2021 08:33 PM (lmikk)
"The left is willing to deplatform and deperson their enemies. If the right isn't willing to see antagonistic businesses go bankrupt, turn off sports, use anti-trust action, see the NCAA disbanded--then there shouldn't be any complaining about the country going to hell.
The left wages total war, the right whines and tries to find a middle ground, moving itself left in the process, while binging on outrage porn"
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 23, 2021 08:33 PM (DXFDM)
Meryl's longtime companion (Casale?) had just died and they didn't feel comfortable approaching her about the role, so they tried Weaver.
Alan Ladd showed her screen test to a group of secretaries and they all liked her.
Ha! Imagine Meryl as Ripley!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 23, 2021 08:34 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 23, 2021 08:34 PM (Bmy3R)
Here's my list:
The Pyramids; The Great Wall; Angkor Wat; A sidewalk cafe in Paris; The rooftop restaurant at the Hotel Danieli in Venice; Mt. Everest base camp in Tibet; The lobby bar in the Hong Kong Intercontinental at sunset; A Buddhist monastery in the Himalayan foothills; Midnight in a Bedouin camp in the Jordanian desert; The Siq in Petra; The Tomb of the Holy Sepulcher in Jerusalem
Posted by: Cicero
How many of these are famed "Seven Wonders of the World? 1?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 08:34 PM (FCP94)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2021 08:35 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: runner, drive BLM to the 'burbs at April 23, 2021 08:35 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Eromero at April 23, 2021 08:36 PM (0OP+5)
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*ahem*
Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at April 23, 2021 08:36 PM (Dc2NZ)
Wasn't Mubarak barely in control?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 08:22 PM (FCP94)
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It was 2years after 911. Our Egyptair flight from JFK to Cairo was full of dead ringers for terrorists. It was...unnerving.
That said, Egypt went out of its way to make us feel safe. We had our own assigned bodyguard with a Tec 9 under his jacket the entire time, except for the Nile cruise days. Interesting experience, to say the least.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 08:36 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: William Muny at April 23, 2021 08:37 PM (ez/ed)
A judge ordered a "pause" until Monday - guess it was gonna start tomorrow - but then later the Dems did not ante up a $1M bond, so now the audit will start tomorrow, again (I think).
WTF?
In a country and culture I clearly recall, this behavior - one party going to outlandish lengths to prevent a simple thing like an audit of ballots, from an election process they scream was fine, and secure - would kind of be a gigantic, existential PR problem for them.
Yeah, I know.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2021 08:37 PM (OTzUX)
I mentioned this before, but I'd also like to see the watery grave of the Arizona at Pearl Harbor. But there's no way I'm flying on a plane for 12 hours with Other People.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 08:37 PM (FCP94)
Plus, The Pieta. In my mind, the greatest piece of art ever made by the hand of Man (although that is debatable.)
The Sistine Ceiling, of course. The Curia. Moses. The Forum in general. St Paul Outside the Walls. St Mary Major. The French National Church (beautiful in it's own right for being both different and still classic, but also has Caravaggio's Triptych on St Matthew.
The thing about Rome is that you can hit so many bucket list items. Possibly one of the best places on Earth for that. Just try not to go during a mad cow scare (ask me why.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2021 08:38 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 23, 2021 08:39 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2021 08:39 PM (Xih1H)
Yeah, and I'd like to see Sicily.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 08:39 PM (FCP94)
And I want to go inside a volcano.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 08:40 PM (FCP94)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2021 08:41 PM (u82oZ)
I want to go to space
Posted by: The Syncategorematic AltonJackson, Carbosexual at April 23, 2021 08:41 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 08:39 PM (FCP94)
Taormina... one of the coolest and prettiest places I've been.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 23, 2021 08:41 PM (oHd/0)
Don't have a list, per se. Have done a few of those things on yours. Petra is great, and while there, nobody should miss Wadi Rum, not far away (you'll be basing out of Aqaba most likely anyway, so, easy).
Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2021 08:41 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 23, 2021 08:42 PM (5XK0y)
Gonna get into a mess of bourbon to go with this lemon icy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 23, 2021 08:42 PM (yk7js)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 23, 2021 08:42 PM (Bmy3R)
1) The Acropolis, Athens
2) Hagia Sophia in Istanbul
3) Gobekli Tepe
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2021 08:43 PM (bxPTJ)
Mt Washington, NH isn't a very far drive for me. I should do that.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 08:43 PM (FCP94)
Guess who's kids are now Christian Scientists!
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 23, 2021 08:43 PM (O6DoG)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 23, 2021 08:43 PM (8AONa)
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I hired a Jordanian army colonel to take me and Mrs. Cicero deep into Wadi Rum. We spent a full day four-wheeling it far from the nearest road. It was a great experience, the scenery was out of this world.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 08:44 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2021 08:44 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2021 08:27 PM (2DOZq)
It's an unbelievably impressive collection. But I always spent most of my visits in the art gallery, especially the Remington and C.M. Russell aisles.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 23, 2021 08:45 PM (4l77G)
Does anyone live at Graceland?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 08:46 PM (FCP94)
Ha! Imagine Meryl as Ripley!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 23, 2021 08:34 PM (Dc2NZ)
Last minute casting can be amazing. Hugh Jackman was brought on after X-Men had already started filming for instance.
Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 08:47 PM (Ojki1)
Dunno if you're here, but thank you for introducing me to Owlkitty. Love her.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2021 07:32 PM (U2p+3)
Not as fun, but if you like pretty cats look up Smoothie and her brother Milkshake.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 23, 2021 08:47 PM (eoQWY)
They don't acknowledge any of this. So this leaves a huge vacuum for the nutbar "it was aliens" folks. The Great Pyramid alone is interesting to study, it was obviously built for a purpose, but nobody really has anything convincing. The level of precision in some aspects of materials and consteuction is a bit unnerving, because nobody goes to those extremes just for the hell of it. Really strange.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 23, 2021 08:48 PM (HddOg)
Basically I want to be able to eat there without actually entering or seeing any other part of the city, I guess.
Maybe if they opened a SoCal or Vegas location...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2021 08:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Guess who's kids are now Christian Scientists!
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell
Thank Wolfus from an earlier thread
https://tinyurl.com/5h7hrm88
Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2021 08:49 PM (Xih1H)
In a country and culture I clearly recall, this behavior - one party going to outlandish lengths to prevent a simple thing like an audit of ballots, from an election process they scream was fine, and secure - would kind of be a gigantic, existential PR problem for them.
Yeah, I know.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2021 08:37 PM (OTzUX)
Shame the fire that is going to break out around 2 am tonight will destroy all the ballots.
Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 08:49 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2021 08:50 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: clutch at April 23, 2021 08:50 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Common Tater
All I know is that the modern Egpytians couldnt have built them.
Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2021 08:50 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 23, 2021 08:50 PM (5XK0y)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 08:52 PM (FCP94)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 23, 2021 08:45 PM (4l77G)
I would probably enjoy that just as much.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2021 08:52 PM (2DOZq)
Written by Harry Nilsson.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2021 08:52 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 23, 2021 08:50 PM (5XK0y)
Oh my wife and I love that place! Now they've turned into this big corporatized Retreat destination, but I remember we stayed there when it was just a not well known B&B. One night we were there in an off season, we were able to stay in the Big House, the manager was offsite, and about 11 pm we were able to wander all over, we had the whole house completely to ourselves!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2021 08:53 PM (bxPTJ)
Posted by: Only Context at April 23, 2021 08:53 PM (Enpnw)
I mentioned this before, but I'd also like to see the watery grave of the Arizona at Pearl Harbor. But there's no way I'm flying on a plane for 12 hours with Other People.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 08:37 PM (FCP94)
It's OK, the natives seem to be ok with not having visitors anymore anyway.
Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 08:53 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 08:54 PM (FCP94)
1) The Acropolis, Athens
2) Hagia Sophia in Istanbul
3) Gobekli Tepe
Posted by: Tom Servo
Gobekli is in a questionable area, but you can fly in to Turkey without much COVID hassle. The drive from Attica to Istanbul is great.
Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2021 08:54 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 23, 2021 08:55 PM (HddOg)
Thats amazing! Have you ever been to Oak Alley? Or any of the other river road plantations?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 23, 2021 08:55 PM (5XK0y)
Prague always looked interesting on TV.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 08:56 PM (FCP94)
I just downloaded an old, free video game called Battlefield 1942. I can't figure out how to play it, but it's pretty good.
From a site called abandonware games.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 08:09 PM (FCP94)
I see three videos telling how to play it online in 2020 and 2021 on Youtube in the google search result i did.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 23, 2021 08:56 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Funsize at April 23, 2021 08:56 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 23, 2021 08:55 PM (HddOg)
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Just one-hit wonders, or so I've heard.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 08:56 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Common Tater
My youngest sister (I am the oldest of eight) actually said to me once: "Did you know Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings?"
Um, yeah Beth. I seem to remember that.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 23, 2021 08:57 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at April 23, 2021 08:57 PM (Aashi)
Posted by: Common Tater
All I know is that the modern Egpytians couldnt have built them.
Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2021 08:50 PM (Xih1H)
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Sad to say it but I think we're going to find Americans are no longer capable of manned Moon landings, either.
Posted by: zmdavid at April 23, 2021 08:57 PM (xqRaG)
Posted by: Funsize at April 23, 2021 08:57 PM (EiPf6)
(knife, flashlight, pistol) ... & speaking of pre-dawn breakfast, g'night everyone !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 23, 2021 08:58 PM (uk6Gp)
Prague always looked interesting on TV.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 08:56 PM (FCP94)
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If you go to the Prague Castle you can see the famous window site of the First Defenestration of Prague.
It started a war, you know.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 08:58 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 23, 2021 08:50 PM (5XK0y)
Used to visit the bed and breakfast plantations in the St Francisville area for a few years with my lady friend . Her idea but I actually enjoyed it.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2021 08:58 PM (2DOZq)
Sad to say it but I think we're going to find Americans are no longer capable of manned Moon landings, either.
Posted by: zmdavid at April 23, 2021 08:57 PM (xqRaG)
Not sure most are capable of making a cross country trip.
Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 08:58 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 23, 2021 08:58 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2021 08:59 PM (Xih1H)
Wow, you've been around, Cicero.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 08:59 PM (FCP94)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 23, 2021 08:48 PM (HddOg)
Who says they did it for the hell of it? They had their reasons, why do you ignore them?
Nobody claims a bunch of European serfs could never build the cathedrals and churches all around.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 23, 2021 08:59 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 23, 2021 08:55 PM (5XK0y)
Yes, my wife's from Shreveport, relatives in N.O., and one year we took a long slow river road trip, 5 days to visit as many of the old houses as we could. I remember the Audubon house particularly because they had so much of his original work there! But there are so many great places to see.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2021 09:00 PM (bxPTJ)
Posted by: Only Context at April 23, 2021 09:00 PM (Enpnw)
would ever care to do in NYC anymore. So I doubt it'll ever happen.
Basically I want to be able to eat there without actually entering or seeing any other part of the city, I guess.
Maybe if they opened a SoCal or Vegas location...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2021 08:48 PM (L2ZTs)
I would like to visit Fraunces Tavern in NYC. Much history made there.
Posted by: Javems at April 23, 2021 09:00 PM (8SSHh)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 23, 2021 09:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: zmdavid
I think Musk naturalized
Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2021 09:00 PM (Xih1H)
Wow, you've been around, Cicero.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 08:59 PM (FCP94)
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Yeah but I'm no smarter for it. Still a Deplorable.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2021 09:00 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 23, 2021 09:01 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 23, 2021 08:59 PM (eoQWY)
We are the smartest people who've ever lived. If we can't figure it out, it must be aliens.
/
Posted by: Bete at April 23, 2021 09:01 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 23, 2021 09:01 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2021 08:58 PM (2DOZq)
I remember being in St. Francisville one August day when both the temperature and the humidity were close to 100, an the only breeze was the mosquito wings beating on us. BUT there are marvelous things to see, The Myrtles is honestly a very creepy place. Supposedly the most haunted place in America, and when you're there you believe it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2021 09:02 PM (bxPTJ)
Ever go to the supposed haunted Plantation, the Myrtles ?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2021 09:02 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 23, 2021 09:02 PM (uk6Gp)
We are the smartest people who've ever lived. If we can't figure it out, it must be aliens.
/
Posted by: B
so in the midst of everybody shitting bricks about shooting a girl trying to cut a bitch and you think that needs a /
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 23, 2021 09:03 PM (4Jold)
The practicality of ever seeing most of them is very low.
At this point, I am happy just to take a camping trip to the Bighorns or the Flat Tops.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 23, 2021 09:03 PM (4l77G)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2021 09:03 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 23, 2021 09:04 PM (5XK0y)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 23, 2021 09:04 PM (5XK0y)
Me too and with a young Rachel Ward.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2021 09:05 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 23, 2021 09:05 PM (uk6Gp)
Posted by: Only Context at April 23, 2021 09:05 PM (Enpnw)
That's my point, they are ignoring it. They constructed certain things, using specific materials, with a precision that is absolutely astonishing, and all sorts of weird designs that were done for a purpose, but it doesn't make any sense from an engineering perspective.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 23, 2021 09:07 PM (HddOg)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 23, 2021 09:08 PM (FCP94)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 23, 2021 09:10 PM (O6DoG)
We are planning a PNW camping trip in may.
Contact Mark Andrew edwards. Click on his nic for his email addy.
Bring the kids.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2021 09:12 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 23, 2021 09:04 PM (5XK0y)
I've been to a few. They let me walk up and down the pyramids and peek into chambers and stuff. Got to walk around on the fields where they played soccer with heads. They were strangely ok with you just walking around on everything but were very protective of the ants walking on the forest floor. They put little markers down so you'd know where the ant trail was at that moment. And you couldn't take flash photography.
This was about 15 years ago. Hopped across from Cozumel and they drove us into the Peninsula.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 23, 2021 09:14 PM (Fq1gB)
Posted by: confederatefifth
Do they blend?
Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2021 09:24 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Only Context at April 23, 2021 09:05 PM (Enpnw)"
I suspect that a fuller understanding of those and certain other structures is going to be put on hold while we toy around with posisbly entering a new dark age, which is... sad, but pretty low on the list of problems.
A lot of first world problems are starting to come off that list because that's what happens when you start losing first world status. I would much rather be chilling out in a functional society and spending my spare time reading about crapsack dystopias, than having to deal with descending into one.
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