NPR Issues Major Correction, Retracting Intentionally-False Election Season Disinformation That the Hunter Biden Story Had Been "Discredited" By "Intelligence"

Deliberate lies and Soviet-level disinformation pumped into the body politic by our communist radical China-compromised corporate press.

NPR issued a correction on Thursday after falsely reporting Hunter Biden’s infamous laptop was "discredited by U.S. intelligence and independent investigations by news organizations."
The now-edited, inaccurate claim was part of a review of Hunter Biden's memoir, "Beautiful Things," in which the president's son details his past as an alcoholic and a crack addict
"A previous version of this story said U.S. intelligence had discredited the laptop story. U.S. intelligence officials have not made a statement to that effect," the NPR correction stated.
...
NPR senior editor and correspondent Ron Elving initially wrote, "The laptop story was discredited by U.S. intelligence and independent investigations by news organizations."
NPR issued the correction after critics blasted the nonprofit media organization for the bogus statement.
The updated version of the NPR story said, "Numerous news organizations cast doubt on the credibility of the laptop story."

Oh, the press is reporting that the press doesn't like the story. Wow, what Pulitzer-level reportage.

Why the retraction, now?

Well, 1, it's after the election, so the disinformation campaign is no longer the top priority.

And 2, it's hard to maintain the fiction after the crackhead accused child molester admits the laptop "certainly could be" his.

In an interview with "CBS Sunday Morning" about his new book, Hunter explained he didn’t definitively know if the water-damaged MacBook Pro laptop abandoned at a Delaware repair shop belonged to him, but he left the possibility open, saying it could "certainly" be his.
"You don't know, yes or no, if the laptop was yours?" CBS's Tracy Smith asked in a clip of the interview set to air on Sunday.
"I don't know," Hunter said, before clarifying that "of course, certainly" it could have belonged to him. "There could be a laptop out there that was stolen from me."

Note that CBS does not ask him about the emails he sent, whose authenticity is verified by one of the addressees who received them, Tony Bobulinsky, detailing pay-for-play schemes with China paying money to Joe Biden.

He repeated the scripted lie that while this laptop "certainly" could be his, he still insists that maybe Russia planted it with a computer repair shop near his home.

NPR will not of course face any social media banning for repeatedly publishing this disinformation. Some fonts of disinformation are more equal than others.

Posted by: Ace at 12:26 PM

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1 Hola

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 11:27 AM (kTF2Z)

2 Nd

Posted by: runner at April 02, 2021 11:27 AM (4LH9f)

3 I called the otters

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 11:27 AM (kTF2Z)

4 "Well, it worked, didn't it?"
-- Harry Reid

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2021 11:27 AM (bDqIh)

5 I don't think they mean it when they diatribe against misinformation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 11:27 AM (NWM+b)

6 My God!

It's filled with Link!

Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2021 11:27 AM (ybXmV)

7 why you all red?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 02, 2021 11:28 AM (Bmy3R)

8 My eyes feel all red.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 02, 2021 11:28 AM (ptqGC)

9 Numerous News Orginizations = The Biden Campaign

Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2021 11:28 AM (ybXmV)

10 The media isn't just the biggest problem - it's the only problem.

The cathedral delenda est

Posted by: Broseidon at April 02, 2021 11:28 AM (u1TD/)

11 Alas too little too late.

Damage is done, we have a wastepaper basket as erstwhile President.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2021 11:29 AM (sXR9x)

12 A guess at why they're admitting this now?

Hunter's memoir comes out on April 6th.
In it he will admit to all sorts of tawdry stuff, though likely not the graft.

This is NPR's 'modified limited hamgout' of admitting that some of the alleged transgressions were true before being shamed into it via excerpts from Hunter's book.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2021 11:29 AM (bDqIh)

13 Damage is done, we have a wastepaper basket as erstwhile President.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2021 11:29 AM

Objection. Wastepaper baskets are useful.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 02, 2021 11:30 AM (16vTQ)

14 But but but Big Bird!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 11:30 AM (kTF2Z)

15 The thing that amazes me is that there are literally pictures of Hunter smoking crack while riding another dude in a hotel room and that's the safe stuff.

And he still was able to get a security clearance.

What an abomination.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 02, 2021 11:30 AM (JBmVk)

16 Elsewhere, NPR reporter insists "There are no American Troops in the Capital!"

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 11:30 AM (axyOa)

17 Hmmmm... Hunter's gonna' take a fall? Nah.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 02, 2021 11:30 AM (3H9h1)

18 Evidently NPR has a better source than Hunter Biden than Hunter Biden does given he is now confirming the allegations which is in essence bragging at this point.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 11:30 AM (Lzpvj)

19 Well, dear Hunter is admitting all all over the place all kinds of things, so now it behooves them to pretend to be practicing journalism .

Posted by: runner at April 02, 2021 11:30 AM (4LH9f)

20 12 This is NPR's 'modified limited hamgout' of admitting that some of the alleged transgressions were true before being shamed into it via excerpts from Hunter's book.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2021 11:29 AM (bDqIh)

==========

"I paid for all of my crack and hookers by working at McDonalds on weekends."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 11:30 AM (NWM+b)

21 Who called the RED ALERT? And I want the truth!

Posted by: pahound at April 02, 2021 11:30 AM (PF9F2)

22 this post has me seeing red.

and no shit, they changed it AFTER it fucking mattered.

Pravda looks on in embarrassment for the US media...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 11:30 AM (8D42x)

23 Red red whine as their bottom line flattens.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2021 11:30 AM (sXR9x)

24 Enemy of the people.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at April 02, 2021 11:31 AM (qoNQ/)

25 How much "infrastructure" $$ is NPR/PBS getting?

Posted by: BignJames at April 02, 2021 11:31 AM (AwYPR)

26 Red Wrigglers, the Cadillac of Worms!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 02, 2021 11:31 AM (Bmy3R)

27 Do they "take full responsibility"? I love that one. Drink!

Posted by: t-bird at April 02, 2021 11:31 AM (RL/ur)

28 The 'whoopsie' usually comes a few months after the intended affect is accomplished.

And no one ever suffers for the whoopsie.

So why admit the whoopsie if not to rub it in your face that yes, you were right all along. We we're lying and there isn't shit you can do to stop us.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2021 11:31 AM (Q87rR)

29 Social media is a cancer. The mainstream media is a cancer. They are all enemies of the people, and need to be utterly destroyed.

Society would be infinitely better off without them.

Posted by: Vizzini at April 02, 2021 11:31 AM (mdjgu)

30 7 why you all red?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 02, 2021 11:28 AM (Bmy3R)

Cause it's Pravda all the way down.

Posted by: Bete at April 02, 2021 11:32 AM (Ojki1)

31 Remember, Russia created all those pictures and videos of Hunter banging his niece and a Chinese spy. And all those texts. And all those emails. Which were confirmed independently by other people.
However, we should totally take the word of one Russian guy, who worked for a Russian Oligarchic, that Trump hired hookers to pee on some bed in Moscow.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 02, 2021 11:32 AM (JMMlQ)

32 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 02, 2021 11:32 AM (arJlL)

33 The thing that amazes me is that there are literally pictures of Hunter
smoking crack while riding another dude in a hotel room and that's the
safe stuff.

At one point he was trending on Pronhub.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 02, 2021 11:32 AM (JMMlQ)

34 Hate should have no plce in my heart today, Good Friday. But these people are worth hating.... What loathsome pricks.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at April 02, 2021 11:32 AM (2sCft)

35 The thing that amazes me is that there are literally pictures of Hunter smoking crack while riding another dude in a hotel room and that's the safe stuff.

And he still was able to get a security clearance.

What an abomination.

It's not like anybody can blackmail him on the sex stuff anymore.

Graft and corruption, sure, but not sex.

Unless he's the triggerman in a snuff flick.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 02, 2021 11:33 AM (SchxB)

36 20 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 11:30 AM (NWM+b)

Yes America it is true I screw 14 year olds that I coke up in the shower paid for by selling America's military power through back channels for "the big guy"....

did you know Gaetz likes hiring eascorts we better get him to resign!

///Hunter Laughing at the GOP

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 11:33 AM (Lzpvj)

37 We should have defunded NPR and PBS when we had the votes to do it. There is absolutely no reason to have state-supported media. There is no shortage of media supply that the government needs to supplement.

Posted by: gp Invents Genius Tinnitus Cure (Do This Every Night) at April 02, 2021 11:33 AM (qpX6U)

38 It's a good Friday in that I only have to work 3 hours and get paid for 8. And I'm 1/3rd of the way through.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 02, 2021 11:33 AM (Bmy3R)

39 Off, Princess Bride sock!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 02, 2021 11:33 AM (mdjgu)

40 No harm after the cows are out of the barn already.
Moose telling you out front the election was stolen shoulda told ya

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 11:34 AM (Cxk7w)

41 Would be funnier if you posted as Buttercup

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2021 11:34 AM (sXR9x)

42 Well now that the election is stolen, they can scrabble for their credibility.

But like all whores, your virtue is long gone.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 11:34 AM (ifmtJ)

43 I hope someone is collecting all these major retractions, back peddles, corrections and apologies. They Should fill several volumes once the election audits are completed

Posted by: LASue at April 02, 2021 11:34 AM (Ed8Zd)

44 37 We should have defunded NPR and PBS when we had the votes to do it. There is absolutely no reason to have state-supported media. There is no shortage of media supply that the government needs to supplement.
Posted by: gp Invents Genius Tinnitus Cure (Do This Every Night) at April 02, 2021 11:33 AM (qpX6U)

=========

Spoiler:

We never had the votes to do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 11:34 AM (NWM+b)

45 But what if you really want to BELIEVE the Hunter Biden laptop story was Russian Disinformation because if it's not it means Joe Biden is the most corrupt man to hold the presidency since at least JFK (and remember Bill Clinton has been president in the interim)?

Posted by: The Ghost of Pandemic Present at April 02, 2021 11:34 AM (dYe5S)

46 37 We should have defunded NPR and PBS when we had the votes to do it. There is absolutely no reason to have state-supported media. There is no shortage of media supply that the government needs to supplement.
Posted by: gp Invents Genius Tinnitus Cure (Do This Every Night) at April 02, 2021 11:33 AM (qpX6U)

The Left: Your'e killing Big Bird!

Also the Left: We sold Big Bird to other leftists at HBO.

Posted by: blaster at April 02, 2021 11:35 AM (ZfRYq)

47 My eyes feel all red.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!

How many digits am I holding up ?

Posted by: JT at April 02, 2021 11:35 AM (arJlL)

48 And slowly working in Sundowner is a liability and will need to be removed before he hurts someone.

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 11:35 AM (Cxk7w)

49 We did not like the Hunter Biden laptop story because it accurately portrayed the Biden family as scum.

Posted by: NPR at April 02, 2021 11:35 AM (EjmvJ)

50 I want to send out a great big Thank You and a bag of turds to the GOP, who have repeatedly had control of Congress and the WH, and yet NPR funding remained untouched. Hell, they probably gave NPR a raise.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 02, 2021 11:35 AM (F0YaR)

51 37 We should have defunded NPR and PBS when we had the votes to do it. There is absolutely no reason to have state-supported media. There is no shortage of media supply that the government needs to supplement.
Posted by: gp Invents Genius Tinnitus Cure (Do This Every Night) at April 02, 2021 11:33 AM (qpX6U)

I wrote to my congress critter in the mid-90's about cutting PBS loose. I got a form letter back about how they needed a parachute.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 11:36 AM (XeEyo)

52 We should have defunded NPR and PBS when we had the votes to do it

Who is 'we', kemosabe?

Posted by: The GOPe at April 02, 2021 11:36 AM (RL/ur)

53 4

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 02, 2021 11:36 AM (EjmvJ)

54 53 4
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 02, 2021 11:36 AM (EjmvJ)

========

Shit just got real.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 11:36 AM (NWM+b)

55 50 Posted by: GnuBreed at April 02, 2021 11:35 AM (F0YaR)

I would have told them, "fine you can keep all your funding so long as you change your name to "National Communist Radio."

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 11:37 AM (Lzpvj)

56 >>"I don't know," Hunter said, before clarifying that "of course, certainly" it could have belonged to him. "There could be a laptop out there that was stolen from me."

Schrodinger's laptop?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2021 11:37 AM (bDqIh)

57 My Leftist news flash Feds looking into payments to women by Matt

Because of course they are

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 11:37 AM (Cxk7w)

58 33 The thing that amazes me is that there are literally pictures of Hunter
smoking crack while riding another dude in a hotel room and that's the
safe stuff.

At one point he was trending on Pronhub.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 02, 2021 11:32 AM (JMMlQ)

Which was attacked and greatly parred down for hosting the videos.

Think about that, a pron site faced more consequences for posting a true video than anyone in the "upstanding media" will for their lies. When God comes again it's going make Thanos wading through and individually striking down half a planet's population like a kid's birthday party.

Posted by: Bete at April 02, 2021 11:38 AM (Ojki1)

59 Didn't matter what NPR did. People would not look at the evidence if you beat them in the face with it.

The guy raped his own minor niece, the granddaughter of Stinkfinger, and Stinkfinger and wife helped cover it up. They couldn't be bothered when relief from their grand tormentor, BADORANGEMAN, was so close at hand.

These are our countrymen.

Posted by: 4 at April 02, 2021 11:38 AM (KnJdm)

60 We should have defunded NPR and PBS when we had the votes to do it. There is absolutely no reason to have state-supported media. There is no shortage of media supply that the government needs to supplement.
Posted by: gp Invents Genius Tinnitus Cure (Do This Every Night)

Will Elmo receive retraining? Learn to code perhaps or a new cool green job skill? What about Grover?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * el Lobo solitario at April 02, 2021 11:38 AM (9g9rO)

61 We pay for this.

Posted by: ... at April 02, 2021 11:38 AM (2XTRD)

62 Save Big Bird?

https://tinyurl.com/h845tmbv

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2021 11:38 AM (sXR9x)

63 56 Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2021 11:37 AM (bDqIh)

That laptop could have been stolen by the Russians in an effort to harm "the big guy."

Ooops what "big guy?" I have no idea why I get paid for oil company board decisions overseas.

//hunter Laughing at the GOP

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 11:38 AM (Lzpvj)

64 NPR is just another leg of the octopus. Just another mouthpiece. Cut them off and another fills their place.

If you want it to stop, the consequences for the people directing all this has to be catastrophic.

Until someone goes after the puppeteer, I'm uninterested in smacking around the puppet.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2021 11:38 AM (Q87rR)

65 Happens to me all the time. I have so many laptops with personal info on them I lose track of which reapair shop they are at.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 02, 2021 11:38 AM (CiO2O)

66
4

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 02, 2021 11:36 AM (EjmvJ)

Step off.

Posted by: 4 at April 02, 2021 11:38 AM (KnJdm)

67 Well now that the election is stolen, they can scrabble for their credibility.

But like all whores, your virtue is long gone.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 11:34 AM (ifmtJ)

Hymens for sale. $125,000 each. Good for corrupt journalist

Posted by: LASue at April 02, 2021 11:39 AM (Ed8Zd)

68 Will Elmo receive retraining? Learn to code perhaps or a new cool green job skill? What about Grover?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * el Lobo solitario at April 02, 2021 11:38 AM (9g9rO)

Sesame Street is now owned by HBO, iirc.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 11:39 AM (XeEyo)

69 Leftist news flash Feds looking into payments to women by Matt

Because of course they are
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 11:37 AM (Cxk7w)

They've probably already found the evidence they want. Or They've invented it.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 02, 2021 11:39 AM (lgiXo)

70 60 Sock Monkey, all the Sesame Streeters went to HBO for more money.

Posted by: whig at April 02, 2021 11:39 AM (pO7gM)

71 37 We should have defunded NPR and PBS when we had the votes to do it. There is absolutely no reason to have state-supported media. There is no shortage of media supply that the government needs to supplement.
Posted by: gp Invents Genius Tinnitus Cure (Do This Every Night) at April 02, 2021 11:33 AM (qpX6U)

Donate harder and we will totes do it when we have the power next time! Pinkie Swears!

Posted by: GoPe fundraising pitch at April 02, 2021 11:39 AM (Ojki1)

72 You are killing Big Bird! Kids will have no access to childrens programming!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 02, 2021 11:40 AM (CiO2O)

73 It's good to be (the addict son of) the King.

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at April 02, 2021 11:40 AM (3QksK)

74 "Numerous news organizations cast doubt on the credibility of the laptop story"

_______________

Really?? What kind of fucking standard is that?

Which news organizations? On what grounds? When? Can any news organization play this game and that gets a mention? I'm thinking "nah".

Fucking clown world.

Posted by: McLurkerson at April 02, 2021 11:40 AM (wNDOJ)

75 Putting this out now is just deliberately spitting in our face, these people should be off learning how to install solar panels.

Posted by: Drew in MO at April 02, 2021 11:40 AM (cGlgB)

76 The book deal is probably a payoff to get him to go away to spend more time with his crack pipe.

The new version will be: Everyone knows! It's right here in this (pop up) book. End of story

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 02, 2021 11:41 AM (VYjdj)

77 54 53 4
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 02, 2021 11:36 AM (EjmvJ)

========

Shit just got real.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 11:36 AM (NWM+b)

you sure about that?

Posted by: i at April 02, 2021 11:41 AM (8D42x)

78 Social media is a cancer. The mainstream media is a cancer. They are all enemies of the people, and need to be utterly destroyed.

Society would be infinitely better off without them.
Posted by: Vizzini

So stage 4 cancer since it is so readily apparent? If so, guess we're screwed as a culture.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * el Lobo solitario at April 02, 2021 11:41 AM (9g9rO)

79 Digging the Dignity Canal using a spoon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2021 11:41 AM (sXR9x)

80 Will Elmo receive retraining? Learn to code perhaps or a new cool green job skill? What about Grover?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * el Lobo solitario at April 02, 2021 11:38 AM (9g9rO)

Sesame Street is now owned by HBO, iirc.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 11:39 AM (XeEyo)

It's all that new muppet's fault, Todd.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 11:42 AM (ifmtJ)

81 Good families have raised children that get lost in life.
But it seems Hunter is living according to the values he was raised in.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 02, 2021 11:42 AM (lgiXo)

82 They're all useless. Corrupt Democrat operatives who care more about politicians than their own country. Who cares if the country goes to hell? They got theirs.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 02, 2021 11:42 AM (qoNQ/)

83 Sock Monkey, all the Sesame Streeters went to HBO for more money.
Posted by: whig

F'ing ingrats!

Posted by: Sock Monkey * el Lobo solitario at April 02, 2021 11:42 AM (9g9rO)

84 NY Post on Hunter's admission that the laptop is his:
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/
1377964256738615298

Meanwhile, leftist twatter is "what abouting" Matt Gaetz!!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 02, 2021 11:43 AM (1yPl/)

85 How could that drug addled idiot possibly write a readable book?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 02, 2021 11:43 AM (lgiXo)

86 It's all that new muppet's fault, Todd.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 11:42 AM (ifmtJ)

At least Todd knows his purpose in life is to be blamed, so this should not be a surprise to him.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 11:44 AM (XeEyo)

87 These are our countrymen.
Posted by: 4 at April 02, 2021 11:38 AM

And may posterity forget this.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 02, 2021 11:44 AM (16vTQ)

88 >>>But it seems Hunter is living according to the values he was raised in.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

Not sure I can name one person in that family who isn't a POS

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 02, 2021 11:44 AM (qoNQ/)

89 81 Good families have raised children that get lost in life.
But it seems Hunter is living according to the values he was raised in.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 02, 2021 11:42 AM (lgiXo)

Woof! It's not my fault wither, I was raised wron *chomp!*

Posted by: Major Bidet at April 02, 2021 11:44 AM (Ojki1)

90 Hunter might actually have worse looking fake teeth than "Pops". I mean, I know he had to have his whole mouth redone, but how hard it's it to get realistic looking teeth?

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 02, 2021 11:44 AM (AD3JT)

91 84 Meanwhile, leftist twatter is "what abouting" Matt Gaetz!!
Posted by: andycanuck at April 02, 2021 11:43 AM (1yPl/)

========

"Gaetz hiring a prostitute is evil and he must be destroyed. Also, the idea that Democratic politicians have a propensity for child meat is just silly and deserves no attention whatsoever."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 11:44 AM (NWM+b)

92 Defunding NPR wouldn't even make it go away. Prog billionaires would be lined up around the block volunteering to fund it ... but the rule is any government funding to a progressive cause can never be cut.

Posted by: The Ghost of Pandemic Present at April 02, 2021 11:44 AM (dYe5S)

93 Leftist news flash Feds looking into payments to women by Matt

Because of course they are
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 11:37 AM (Cxk7w)

They've probably already ~~found the evidence they want. Or They've~~ invented it.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 02, 2021 11:39 AM (lgiXo)

FTFY

I 100% believe this is an FBI op and that they are attempting to frame him.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 11:45 AM (8D42x)

94
Nice!

NPR retracts their misinformation story.

That's just proves they really are a news network and not some slimy, lying, communist run, Democrat fellating propaganda mill.

That's good to know!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 02, 2021 11:45 AM (dWwl8)

95
Sock Monkey, all the Sesame Streeters went to HBO for more money.
Posted by: whig

Oscar the grouch moved from his trash can to a penthouse.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2021 11:45 AM (63Dwl)

96 You will be relieved when your child is only as screwed up as Hunter Biden. It could be worse. Much, much worse.

Posted by: Jack Dorsey, high and masturbating behind the hedges at April 02, 2021 11:45 AM (XIrWl)

97 In other words the media guys were lying again. See: Richard Jewel, Duke Lacrosse, Russia collusion, etc. etc.etc

Posted by: Thud Muffle at April 02, 2021 11:46 AM (QZnfZ)

98 I'm watching the Chauvin trial. Lt Zimmerman is full of shit. His testimony is that a handcuffed person is that a handcuffed person is the lowest possible threat and when pressed, he supposes, theoretically they could possibly be a threat.

Bull. Shit.

A handcuffed person is only slightly less of a threat. A fit person can get their hands to the front by jumping or by rolling onto their back and passing their hands under them. Even hands behind, they can grab, kick, headbutt, fire a gun, use a knife, etc.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2021 11:46 AM (i0wNm)

99 69 Leftist news flash Feds looking into payments to women by Matt

Because of course they are
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 11:37 AM (Cxk7w)

At this point I don't give a fuck. Dems can take foreign graft, smoke crack, fuck their nieces, kill people...and nothing happens to them. Allegations get made against a Republican and everyone clutches their pearls and heads for the fainting couches. I'm through giving a shit. We're in a prison yard knife fight. Marquess of Queensbury rules are out the window.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at April 02, 2021 11:46 AM (II3Gr)

100 NPR is taxpayers funding the Democrats Propaganda Ministry

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 11:46 AM (Cxk7w)

101 Will Elmo receive retraining? Learn to code perhaps or a new cool green job skill? What about Grover?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * el Lobo solitario at April 02, 2021 11:38 AM (9g9rO)

Sesame Street is now owned by HBO, iirc.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 11:39 AM (XeEyo)

It's all that new muppet's fault, Todd.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 11:42 AM (ifmtJ)

what the hell man, i don't even know where sesame street IS!!

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 11:46 AM (8D42x)

102 But it seems Hunter is living according to the values he was raised in.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

Not sure I can name one person in that family who isn't a POS
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

Also notice that none of the kids have been interviewed or harassed, unlike kids of rethuglickkkkkkkkkans

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 02, 2021 11:47 AM (VYjdj)

103 NPR hates me and wants me dead.
They may eat my shorts.

Posted by: Orange Man Bad (Rhees Be Upon Him) at April 02, 2021 11:47 AM (jV+aN)

104 84 Posted by: andycanuck at April 02, 2021 11:43 AM (1yPl/)

Yup, that is THE reality comrade.

I know you know, what is hilarious is all these "conservatives" who enjoy calling Gaetz an idiot asshole a lot more than dunking on Hunter to their donkey curious friends and saying "so" to gaetz.

We are at the point now the FBI openly rubs our noses in the lawlessness they endorse and DARE us to notice.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 11:47 AM (Lzpvj)

105 Dude gets kicked from the Navy for coke. Works on the board of a corrupt foreign petrol co. Dumps his wife and kids to bang his brothers's widow. Gets her hooked on drugs. The Biden family has more baggage then JFK (and I mean the airport).

Posted by: pahound at April 02, 2021 11:47 AM (PF9F2)

106 You are killing Big Bird! Kids will have no access to childrens programming!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 02, 2021 11:40 AM (CiO2O)

Big Bird!!? Kids?! Where the hell are Judy Woodruff and Yamiche Alcindor gonna find work?!?

Posted by: BignJames at April 02, 2021 11:47 AM (AwYPR)

107 Wait until the MSM sees the pics of Hunter with the little Asian girls.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 02, 2021 11:47 AM (ptqGC)

108 At one point he was trending on Pronhub.
And that's when Pronhub was threatened with being blocked from the U.S. due to (false) k.p. accusations so they deleted all the Hunter videos.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 02, 2021 11:48 AM (1yPl/)

109 It's all that new muppet's fault, Todd.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 11:42 AM (ifmtJ)

Fuckin' Todd...

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at April 02, 2021 11:48 AM (II3Gr)

110 Digging the Dignity Canal using a spoon.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2021 11:41 AM (sXR9x)

*subscribed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 11:48 AM (ifmtJ)

111 Hunter might actually have worse looking fake teeth than "Pops". I mean, I know he had to have his whole mouth redone, but how hard it's it to get realistic looking teeth?
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 02, 2021 11:44 AM (AD3JT)

If he had a bad case of meth-mouth, sometimes it's hard to get a 100% Hollywood smile.

Zhou's teef are pure toilet bowl porcelain Chiclets though.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 02, 2021 11:48 AM (dWwl8)

112 Dude gets kicked from the Navy for coke. Works on the board of a corrupt foreign petrol co. Dumps his wife and kids to bang his brothers's widow. Gets her hooked on drugs. The Biden family has more baggage then JFK (and I mean the airport).
Posted by: pahound

The Biden family has more baggage than JFK. (The family)

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2021 11:48 AM (OCTRt)

113 >>>Also notice that none of the kids have been interviewed or harassed, unlike kids of rethuglickkkkkkkkkans
Posted by: Blue Hen

Because they're "better" than those scummy Trumps.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 02, 2021 11:48 AM (qoNQ/)

114 108 At one point he was trending on Pronhub.
And that's when Pronhub was threatened with being blocked from the U.S. due to (false) k.p. accusations so they deleted all the Hunter videos.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 02, 2021 11:48 AM (1yPl/)

I wouldn't bet that the k.p. accusations were all false.

But yes, the timing is not coincidental.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 11:48 AM (XeEyo)

115 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 11:49 AM (Zz0t1)

116 Leftist news flash Feds looking into payments to women by Matt

Because of course they are
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 11:37 AM (Cxk7w)

Much more important than tracking down the source of funds supporting antifa and BLM.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2021 11:49 AM (YqDXo)

117 Dude gets kicked from the Navy for coke. Works on
the board of a corrupt foreign petrol co. Dumps his wife and kids to
bang his brothers's widow. Gets her hooked on drugs. The Biden family
has more baggage then JFK (and I mean the airport).

Posted by: pahound at April 02, 2021 11:47 AM (PF9F2)

Dead brother's widow is pissed at him because he's allegedly being inappropriate with her young daughter, and he's always getting high, walking around naked and masturbating. Oh, and he has an affair with the widow's sister (or SIL -- I can't keep up).

Biden Family Values. Should be a Bravo TV show.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 02, 2021 11:50 AM (ptqGC)

118 > Dude gets kicked from the Navy for coke.

He got kicked out within weeks.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2021 11:50 AM (i0wNm)

119 "I'm watching the Chauvin trial. Lt Zimmerman is full of shit."

I saw the lady paramedic testify she thought Floyd was small and slender. The rest of it I've missed because I smashed the screen in outrage over that fucking lie.

Posted by: gp Invents Genius Tinnitus Cure (Do This Every Night) at April 02, 2021 11:50 AM (qpX6U)

120 Not sure I can name one person in that family who isn't a POS
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 02, 2021 11:44 AM (qoNQ/)

Ashley's blow habit used to be a bike boy pre insanity topic.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 11:50 AM (y7DUB)

121 Gaetz Comm Director has resigned.

Gaetz Gooze is cooked.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2021 11:50 AM (Q87rR)

122 You are killing Big Bird!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 02, 2021 11:40 AM (CiO2O)

yeah, but think of how many people we can feed at thanksgiving...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 11:50 AM (8D42x)

123 117 Biden Family Values. Should be a Bravo TV show.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 02, 2021 11:50 AM (ptqGC)

==========

"The names have been changed to protect the innocent on our new show: The Trumps."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 11:50 AM (NWM+b)

124 No
Proof
Radio

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 11:50 AM (Zz0t1)

125 "There's no news in the truth and no truth in the news" - Old Soviet Saying

Now it's ours.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 02, 2021 11:50 AM (Bmy3R)

126 Dude gets kicked from the Navy for coke.

He got kicked out within weeks.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2021 11:50 AM (i0wNm)

The heart wants what the heart wants.

And what Hunter's heart wants is cocaine and underaged pussy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 11:51 AM (ifmtJ)

127 I wouldn't bet that the k.p. accusations were all false.

Hey, it's pornhub, not facebook or twitter. They have to keep the KP out to stay alive.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 02, 2021 11:51 AM (SchxB)

128 A handcuffed person is only slightly less of a threat. A fit person can get their hands to the front by jumping or by rolling onto their back and passing their hands under them. Even hands behind, they can grab, kick, headbutt, fire a gun, use a knife, etc.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2021 11:46 AM (i0wNm)

Yeah, tell me about it.

Posted by: Jason Bourne at April 02, 2021 11:51 AM (mdjgu)

129 LOL. CCP infected press. I'm pretty sure the KBG, probably even an earlier group before the KBG was an official outfit infected all the american University "journalism" programs while China was still starving itself under idiot Mao.

Although I'm sure the CCP is shrewd enough to shovel some money at the 'conservative' pundits to say what the CCP wants said and to keep the skids greased with their natural ally commiecrats in the media business.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 02, 2021 11:51 AM (Aashi)

130 Well, this wouldn't have happened if the government would have just given NPR some money so they had the resources to get to the truth.

Hey, wait a minute.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 02, 2021 11:51 AM (E26jI)

131 Dead brother's widow is pissed at him because he's allegedly being inappropriate with her young daughter, and he's always getting high, walking around naked and masturbating.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 02, 2021 11:50 AM (ptqGC)

I don't understand the italicized portion because she knows about the bolded portion.

Scumbag is gonna scumbag. Duh.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 11:52 AM (XeEyo)

132 Not sure I can name one person in that family who isn't a POS
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 02, 2021 11:44 AM (qoNQ/)

the dogs seem good.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 11:52 AM (8D42x)

133 Gaetz Comm Director has resigned.

Gaetz Gooze is cooked.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2021 11:50 AM (Q87rR)

I hope he doesn't quit and just defies them.
Hell, I'd hope that even if the allegations were true.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 11:52 AM (ifmtJ)

134 >>>>Ashley's blow habit used to be a bike boy pre insanity topic.
Posted by: Captain Hate

Classy!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 02, 2021 11:52 AM (qoNQ/)

135 Is it a thing where you have so many laptops you lose track of them?

Posted by: lowandslow at April 02, 2021 11:52 AM (4thlk)

136 Oh, jeez.

The Abyss looks awful on Prime. Looks like a VHS scan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 11:52 AM (NWM+b)

137 Just kidding!

Posted by: NPR at April 02, 2021 11:53 AM (4I/2K)

138 Murder Tits stays. Gov. Blackface stays. Gaetz resigns?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 02, 2021 11:53 AM (Bmy3R)

139 Princeton area has a pedophile pretending to be a cop on the prowl

Posted by: CN at April 02, 2021 11:53 AM (ONvIw)

140 It's all that new muppet's fault, Todd.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 11:42 AM (ifmtJ)

Fuckin' Todd...
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at April 02, 2021 11:48 AM (II3Gr)

set...and spike!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 11:53 AM (ifmtJ)

141 "Dude gets kicked from the Navy for coke. Works on
the board of a corrupt foreign petrol co. Dumps his wife and kids to
bang his brothers's widow. Gets her hooked on drugs."

The Topper: He writes reams and reams of "Oh poor me" missives.

Posted by: gp Invents Genius Tinnitus Cure (Do This Every Night) at April 02, 2021 11:53 AM (qpX6U)

142 A handcuffed person is only slightly less of a threat. A fit person can get their hands to the front by jumping or by rolling onto their back and passing their hands under them. Even hands behind, they can grab, kick, headbutt, fire a gun, use a knife, etc.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2021 11:46 AM (i0wNm)

Yeah, tell me about it.
Posted by: Jason Bourne at April 02, 2021 11:51 AM (mdjgu)
-----------
Who are you talking to? Friendo?

Posted by: Anton Chigurh at April 02, 2021 11:53 AM (WGara)

143 yeah, but think of how many people we can feed at thanksgiving...
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 02, 2021 11:50 AM (8D42x)

Muppet Family Christmas - Swedish Chef wants to cook Big Bird for the Christmas Dinner.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 11:53 AM (XeEyo)

144 Gaetz Comm Director has resigned.

Gaetz Gooze is cooked.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2021 11:50 AM (Q87rR)

Don't care...he's a global warmerer IINM

Posted by: BignJames at April 02, 2021 11:53 AM (AwYPR)

145 Didn't Ashley complain that Joe wanted her to shower with him? Jeeze, I get nauseous just imagining....

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 02, 2021 11:53 AM (ptqGC)

146 Anyway there it is.

Why we lose 9975, and why my past partisanship was stupid.

I remember watching Braveheart and wondering how WW could have been dumb enough not to see it coming.....

believe me I understand now.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 11:53 AM (Lzpvj)

147 If only we voted harder...

Posted by: DJ3way at April 02, 2021 11:54 AM (y4Fdh)

148 Pretty much every single story on the Bidens can end with the words,

"The Aristocrats!".

Posted by: naturalfake at April 02, 2021 11:54 AM (dWwl8)

149 144 Posted by: BignJames at April 02, 2021 11:53 AM (AwYPR)

Well I am certain the democrat he is eventually replaced with will be right on our issues.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 11:54 AM (Lzpvj)

150 > I saw the lady paramedic testify she thought Floyd was small and slender. The rest of it I've missed because I smashed the screen in outrage over that fucking lie.

Yep. That was firefighter Hansen. She got really snotty with defense and had to be admonished by the judge for being argumentative and not answering questions as asked. She's also the one who said the police timeline had to be false, because it only takes a couple of minutes to get a truck to that location.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2021 11:54 AM (i0wNm)

151 Who had Gaetz in their brackets over Cuomo?

Posted by: pahound at April 02, 2021 11:54 AM (PF9F2)

152 Can't defund NPR, that's "not who we are". - Repubs.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 02, 2021 11:54 AM (dz8eD)

153 The Abyss looks awful on Prime. Looks like a VHS scan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 11:52 AM (NWM+b)

Is your internet just running slow? Locked into a low quality mode for some dumb reason?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 11:54 AM (XeEyo)

154 Murder Tits stays. Gov. Blackface stays. Gaetz resigns?

That's not backwards at all, is it? WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 02, 2021 11:54 AM (HaL55)

155 And now they announce they caught him, sleazy turd

Posted by: CN at April 02, 2021 11:55 AM (ONvIw)

156 119 "I'm watching the Chauvin trial. Lt Zimmerman is full of shit."

disagree

20% shit

80% Valurite

who the fuck a red face in wintertime Minneapolis ?

Posted by: REDACTED at April 02, 2021 11:55 AM (6iURM)

157
Murder Tits stays. Gov. Blackface stays. Gaetz resigns?
Swallowswell stays.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 02, 2021 11:55 AM (ptqGC)

158 I hear the English broadcast of The USSR news. Imagaine Klingons' news.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2021 11:55 AM (/rM6w)

159 Curious. What criteria is used to differentiate between a major correction and a minor correction?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * el Lobo solitario at April 02, 2021 11:55 AM (9g9rO)

160 The Scots worst enemy is the Scots.

Since before the Romans invaded.

Posted by: jakee308 at April 02, 2021 11:55 AM (ZLL8y)

161 One other good thing Trump (late in his term though) did was clean up VOA, throwing out the corrupt leftoid in charge...

Bribem reversed that, tossing Trump's pick and to rub salt in the wound, putting the corruptocrat back in charge.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 02, 2021 11:56 AM (F0YaR)

162 153 The Abyss looks awful on Prime. Looks like a VHS scan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 11:52 AM (NWM+b)

Is your internet just running slow? Locked into a low quality mode for some dumb reason?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 11:54 AM (XeEyo)

========

No, it's the source. Full frame even. Cameron just wants one of his proudest achievements (really, he loves this movie) to be seen in the worst possible way forever because he won't approve the 4K scans that have been done for years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 11:56 AM (NWM+b)

163 147 Posted by: DJ3way at April 02, 2021 11:54 AM (y4Fdh)

Yup, obviously an organization that purposefully his evidence of its own complicity in a coup attempt will be totally trustworthy and NEVER act out against the GOP members we vote in.

After all Gaetz may have used escorts, he is not like House Chaplain Hunter Biden.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 11:56 AM (Lzpvj)

164 Well, I had Mutt Rombley in my bracket but that was more wishful thinking.

Still think that rat bastard traitor has to have some skeletens in his closet. I mean the kind that he would have to resign over. The chumminess with the ChiComs stuff and other graft are features, not bugs, in DC.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 02, 2021 11:56 AM (Bmy3R)

165 The Hunter Biden story is no longer "disinformation" because it is useful to the left's effort to replace Joe Biden with Harris.

Posted by: AMartel at April 02, 2021 11:56 AM (WWgnZ)

166 The Bidens are trash.

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2021 11:57 AM (v0R5T)

167 Didn't Ashley complain that Joe wanted her to shower with him? Jeeze, I get nauseous just imagining....
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 02, 2021 11:53 AM (ptqGC)

Green Initiative to conserve water.

Posted by: Count de Monet Super de Duper Straight at April 02, 2021 11:57 AM (4I/2K)

168
The Hunter Biden story is no longer "disinformation" because it is useful to the left's effort to replace Joe Biden with Harris.

Posted by: AMartel at April 02, 2021 11:56 AM (WWgnZ)
-----------------------

She's got some pretty scummy family members herself.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 02, 2021 11:57 AM (ptqGC)

169 159 Curious. What criteria is used to differentiate between a major correction and a minor correction?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * el Lobo solitario at April 02, 2021 11:55 AM (9g9rO)

Whether it hurts the Democrat agenda immediately, minor correction.

If it could have hurt the Democrat agenda months ago, major correction.

Posted by: buzzion at April 02, 2021 11:58 AM (vMCab)

170 > The Scots worst enemy is the Scots.

You've just made a lifetime enemy.

Posted by: Willy at April 02, 2021 11:58 AM (i0wNm)

171 If only we voted harder...
-----------------
It's okay, Senator Graham has your American backs:
https://twitter.com/joelpollak/status/
1378001634496667650

Posted by: andycanuck at April 02, 2021 11:58 AM (1yPl/)

172 It's not just that Hunter Biden was enough of a crackhead to take his porn/ meth/ corruption laptop to the Geek Squad's younger brother. It's that he was making a whore out of his brothers widow and they chucked a gun in the trash- which wasn't used in a crime, we swear.

This filthy crimin family rules over through us via massive fraud perpetrated by the Goldbergs, Kristols, Bassins, and Zuckerbergs. A foreign tribe dedicated to destroying the West. They could accurately be compared to the Yelstins, except Biden has never had a glorious moment of bravery.

Posted by: trev006 at April 02, 2021 11:58 AM (0HpOW)

173 165 Posted by: AMartel at April 02, 2021 11:56 AM (WWgnZ)

Quite, we are rapidly approaching the post Russian Civil War phase of communist politics.

That was where Stalin started killing "Original Comrades."

Since the donks are mostly LARPing as Soviets we may not have literal genocides and pogroms but they will definitely destroy each other.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 11:58 AM (Lzpvj)

174 No, it's the source. Full frame even. Cameron just wants one of his proudest achievements (really, he loves this movie) to be seen in the worst possible way forever because he won't approve the 4K scans that have been done for years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 11:56 AM (NWM+b)

Lotta weird decisions about old movies. Still waiting for WB to fix the audio on the Rankin/Bass Hobbit movie DVD.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 11:58 AM (XeEyo)

175 Have the social media commissars deleted any and all items of Biden and his flunkies denouncing Georgia's new election laws, because they contain disinformation (i.e. lies?) WaPo gave Joe 4 Pinocchios for his BS on this subject.

Jack? Mark? OK, how about Bueller. Bueller?

Posted by: Gref at April 02, 2021 11:58 AM (AMIL/)

176 The entire Biden family is garbage.

Posted by: Archer at April 02, 2021 11:59 AM (gmo/4)

177 I know Gaetz is just fed up with the whole deal but he still shouldn't resign cause it just gives them another win.

Take a page from the Dems; aka Cuomo most recently, and refuse to fold.

Posted by: jakee308 at April 02, 2021 11:59 AM (ZLL8y)

178 170 > The Scots worst enemy is the Scots.

You've just made a lifetime enemy.
Posted by: Willy at April 02, 2021 11:58 AM (i0wNm)

==========

https://tinyurl.com/38mux2nr

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 11:59 AM (NWM+b)

179 "Pretty much every single story on the Bidens can end with the words,

"The Aristocrats!".

I was thinking "xyz has since finished rehab"

Posted by: Ripley at April 02, 2021 11:59 AM (MxEKc)

180 But the news is better in the original Klingon.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 02, 2021 12:00 PM (1yPl/)

181 177 yep

Posted by: CN at April 02, 2021 12:00 PM (ONvIw)

182 Has anyone seen Free Fire? I thought the premise was too small for a full length movie, but I'm actually enjoying it.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2021 12:00 PM (i0wNm)

183 Those YouTube guys that toured China on bikes are in America now, but still giving good stuff on the real China. They show that people that leave China but still have family there, will have their family in China threatened if they speak "WrongThought" in Canada or the US. Also they say the paid shills for China are often Americans that only have a surface impression by their visit to China, don't even speak the language. ...

They also think Australia is basically lost to the CCP, idk, but this YT link is cued to the part where they talk of the CCP and the left co-opting the "anti-Asian hate" movement in the US, for their own purposes (as we are about to have our own "Asian-American President Kamala", btw).

https://tinyurl.com/dptu6enz

Posted by: illiniwek at April 02, 2021 12:01 PM (Cus5s)

184 >>Good families have raised children that get lost in life.
But it seems Hunter is living according to the values he was raised in.

Yup. It seems it's even worse than that: the laptop's emails, texts, and other docs indicated Hunter was doing exactly what his dad told him to do.

Joe Biden got Hunter into the graft business right out of college w/a high wage-no show job at a Deleware-based credit card company, and every other job and business deal after that has involved selling access and favors from Joe, with Hunter making sure Joe got hos 10% (or whatever). Joe has used Hunter his entire life, he is the family's designated bag man, the guy who does the dirty deals while Joe and Beau (while living) were to 'public servant' face of the family.

Hunter isnt just living under Joe's values, he's operating under his command. The Biden family is sick.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2021 12:01 PM (bDqIh)

185
Much more important than tracking down the source of funds supporting antifa and BLM.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2021 11:49 AM (YqDXo)

Don't have to track down what you already know.

Posted by: ... at April 02, 2021 12:01 PM (2XTRD)

186 91 84 Meanwhile, leftist twatter is "what abouting" Matt Gaetz!!
Posted by: andycanuck at April 02, 2021 11:43 AM (1yPl/)

========

"Gaetz hiring a prostitute is evil and he must be destroyed. Also, the idea that Democratic politicians have a propensity for child meat is just silly and deserves no attention whatsoever."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 11:44 AM (NWM+b)

"Prostitution should also not be a crime nor participants shamed."

-Also Dems

Posted by: Bete at April 02, 2021 12:02 PM (Ojki1)

187 Posted by: Willy at April 02, 2021 11:58 AM (i0wNm)

Well that makes senses since I'm part Scottish.

Sir Walter was one of my Mother's great greats greats etc. going back however long.

All I got out of it was a reddish tint to my hair when I was younger.

Posted by: jakee308 at April 02, 2021 12:02 PM (ZLL8y)

188 "There could be a laptop out there that was stolen from me."

This is a lie, too. The laptop was abandoned property, so ownership properly transferred to the repair shop, as specified in the repair contract with Hunter's signature on it.

Posted by: Half Dozen at April 02, 2021 12:02 PM (dJs6r)

189 I hate the media's "setting the record straight" disclosures well after the fact, when it no longer matters.

Fucking scum.

Posted by: Count de Monet Super de Duper Straight at April 02, 2021 12:02 PM (4I/2K)

190 182 Has anyone seen Free Fire? I thought the premise was too small for a full length movie, but I'm actually enjoying it.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2021 12:00 PM (i0wNm)

=======

I ended up finding it tedious.

I want to root for the director, Ben Wheatley, but every one of his movies I see end up feeling like interesting ideas taken too far. A Field in England sounds like a great idea, but then it just drags and circles for its second half.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:02 PM (NWM+b)

191 Trump said pussy!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 12:02 PM (kTF2Z)

192 "Has anyone seen Free Fire?"

No sir. I don't like it.

Posted by: gp's Movie Laffs, Guest-Hosted by Mr. Horse at April 02, 2021 12:02 PM (qpX6U)

193 Hunter Biden takes bribes for "the big guy" and nothing happens.
Hunter Biden bangs a Chinese spy and nothing happens.
Hunter Biden bangs his niece and nothing happens.
Hunter Biden smokes drugs and loses his gun and nothing happens.
Maybe John Edwards was on to something with the whole two Americas thing

Posted by: 18-1 at April 02, 2021 12:02 PM (JMMlQ)

194 183 Posted by: illiniwek at April 02, 2021 12:01 PM (Cus5s)

Australia is in the same boat we are only worse.

No nation that rejects its founding has ever beaten a proud one.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 12:03 PM (Lzpvj)

195 got hos 10% (or whatever).
Very interestink.

Posted by: zombie siggy freud at April 02, 2021 12:03 PM (1yPl/)

196 I'm not believing one fucking bit of the Gaetz story until some actual evidence comes out.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:03 PM (Zz0t1)

197 196 I'm not believing one fucking bit of the Gaetz story until some actual evidence comes out.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:03 PM (Zz0t1)

=======

I'll do you one better:

I don't believe that Gaetz exists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:04 PM (NWM+b)

198 Neeps and tatties.

Yum yum.

Posted by: jakee308 at April 02, 2021 12:04 PM (ZLL8y)

199 195 got hos 10% (or whatever).
Very interestink.

He takes his vig in vag

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 02, 2021 12:04 PM (Bmy3R)

200 196 I'm not believing one fucking bit of the Gaetz story until some actual evidence comes out.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:03 PM (Zz0t1)

The news articles ARE the evidence!

See: Collusion, Russian; "Very fine people on both sides"

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 12:04 PM (XeEyo)

201 Whoa, those Bidens!

Posted by: The House of Borgia at April 02, 2021 12:04 PM (gmo/4)

202 I know Gaetz is just fed up with the whole deal but he still shouldn't resign cause it just gives them another win.

Take a page from the Dems; aka Cuomo most recently, and refuse to fold.
Not only refuse to fold, but go all scorched-earth on them. If it were me, I'd sit down in front of a camera and blow the lid off of every dirty secret in DC. Maybe even throw in a couple of outrageous lies for good measure. You know, just like the anti-American Progs there do all the time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 02, 2021 12:04 PM (HaL55)

203 ...Joe has used Hunter his entire life, he is the family's designated bag man, the guy who does the dirty deals while Joe and Beau (while living) were to 'public servant' face of the family.

Hunter isnt just living under Joe's values, he's operating under his command. The Biden family is sick.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2021 12:01 PM (bDqIh)

This puts Hunter's efforts to sleep with Hallie Biden, Beau's widow, in a different light. This was his GFY to Joe's efforts to sanctify Beau. Hunter even made Joe and Jill bless the development, making shame even more a part of the kink.

Posted by: Jason Bourne at April 02, 2021 12:04 PM (mdjgu)

204 Just I had sex with willing American women who were of age and not my niece. When are you guys going to go talk with Hunter Biden?

Posted by: What Gaetz should say at every news conference at April 02, 2021 12:05 PM (JMMlQ)

205
The news articles ARE the evidence!

See: Collusion, Russian; "Very fine people on both sides"
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 12:04 PM (XeEyo)

Until 6 months later when the retractions come out.

See: Ace's latest post.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)

206 191 Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 12:02 PM (kTF2Z)

Exactly as a concerned Xian conservative who somehow never noticed Urkle flipping folks off let me join with you in announcing proudly that despite my positions I must support Larry Flynt's corpse in 2024 because the GOP in unconscionable.

//Davey Fwench

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 12:05 PM (Lzpvj)

207 Drat! Off, Bourne Identity sock!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 02, 2021 12:05 PM (mdjgu)

208 I'm not believing one fucking bit of the Gaetz story until some actual evidence comes out.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:03 PM (Zz0t1)

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I'll do you one better:

I don't believe that Gaetz exists.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:04 PM (NWM+b)
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I'll do you one better: I don't believe Sponge exists!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 02, 2021 12:05 PM (WGara)

209
Dude gets kicked from the Navy for coke.

He got kicked out within weeks.
Posted by: bonhomme

On his FIRST piss test, after being a direct commission. The fucker never went through basic, OCS or anything else like that. Just "here's your uniform, pee in this cup and you're in, because we want to keep your daddy happy".

And why in the fuck is the Navy direct commissioning JAG officers in the first place? There's NOTHING special about lawyers that warrants this, not like direct commissions for doctors or dentists.

I'm sure the other services are doing the same shit, so I'm not singling out the squiddies.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2021 12:05 PM (n+4am)

210 208 I'll do you one better:

I don't believe that Gaetz exists.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:04 PM (NWM+b)
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I'll do you one better: I don't believe Sponge exists!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 02, 2021 12:05 PM (WGara)

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Then who's on first?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:05 PM (NWM+b)

211 Did Vitter get caught having sex with a hooker too?
I mean this is 2021, the President finger bangs anything in a short skirt...why is this news?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 02, 2021 12:06 PM (JMMlQ)

212 Left a laptop at a repair shop so long it defaulted to their ownership = "stolen"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2021 12:06 PM (KZzsI)

213
Ok, we're totally not moving toward some dystopian scifi technotyrannical future, I see:

https://tinyurl.com/573ujeks

MS has a patent for some system to "mine cryptocurrency" via hooking your brain up to some gizmo.

"For example, a brain wave or body heat emitted from the user when the user performs the task provided by an information service provider, such as viewing an advertisement or using certain internet services, can be used in the mining process ..."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 02, 2021 12:06 PM (Mzdiz)

214 205
The news articles ARE the evidence!

See: Collusion, Russian; "Very fine people on both sides"
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 12:04 PM (XeEyo)

Until 6 months later when the retractions come out.

See: Ace's latest post.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)

Except... we are the only ones paying attention to the retraction. Everyone else has moved on and "the Feds discredited the story!" is all they remember.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 12:06 PM (XeEyo)

215 The Bidens are so trashy I expect to see are car on blocks on the White House lawn.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 02, 2021 12:06 PM (lgiXo)

216 > A Field in England sounds like a great idea, but then it just drags and circles for its second half.

Oh wow, didn't know he directed that. I HATED that movie. I tapped out when the educated guy got methed out and ran around looking for the treasure like a crazy person.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2021 12:06 PM (i0wNm)

217 165 The Hunter Biden story is no longer "disinformation" because it is useful to the left's effort to replace Joe Biden with Harris.
Posted by: AMartel

Yep.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 02, 2021 12:06 PM (EhBdW)

218 Then who's on first?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:05 PM (NWM+b)

Yes he is.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 12:07 PM (XeEyo)

219 News saying cherry blossoms are at peak in DC but they are limiting tourism due to Covid.
Everyone knows cherry blossoms outdoors spread the virus

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 12:07 PM (Cxk7w)

220 200 196 I'm not believing one fucking bit of the Gaetz story until some actual evidence comes out.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:03 PM (Zz0t1)

The news articles ARE the evidence!

See: Collusion, Russian; "Very fine people on both sides"
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 12:04 PM (XeEyo)

They can also be used as proof a story should be discredited as the above NRP stuff shows. Pravda, its full of Truthiness!

Posted by: Bete at April 02, 2021 12:07 PM (Ojki1)

221 He repeated the scripted lie that while this laptop "certainly" could be his, he still insists that maybe Russia planted it with a computer repair shop near his home.

I mean, what else is he gonna say? "yeah that's mine, and all the vastly illegal stuff incriminating not just me but my entire family and the man in the Oval Office are all true."?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2021 12:07 PM (KZzsI)

222 Serious question:
Shouldn't the correction have read "NPR made up this part of the story (without attribution) and, it turns out, US Intelligence has not said any such thing."

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at April 02, 2021 12:07 PM (qWNIQ)

223
NPR - Misinformation is What We Do (and We Bore You to Tears Doing It)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2021 12:07 PM (pNxlR)

224 I'm planting scandalous evidence on all your devices!!!! Bwahahahaha

Posted by: Archer at April 02, 2021 12:07 PM (gmo/4)

225 Then who's on first?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:05 PM (NWM+b)
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I don't give a darn!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 02, 2021 12:07 PM (WGara)

226 216 > A Field in England sounds like a great idea, but then it just drags and circles for its second half.

Oh wow, didn't know he directed that. I HATED that movie. I tapped out when the educated guy got methed out and ran around looking for the treasure like a crazy person.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2021 12:06 PM (i0wNm)

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Wheatley works cheap with interesting ideas, but he needs to work with better writers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:07 PM (NWM+b)

227 A Field in England sounds like a great idea, but then it just drags and circles for its second half.

Oh wow, didn't know he directed that. I HATED that movie. I tapped out when the educated guy got methed out and ran around looking for the treasure like a crazy person.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2021 12:06 PM (i0wNm)

You lasted longer than I did. I wanted to like it but hated it, walked out.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 12:07 PM (ifmtJ)

228 Take a page from the Dems; aka Cuomo most recently, and refuse to fold.
Not only refuse to fold, but go all scorched-earth on them. If it were me, I'd sit down in front of a camera and blow the lid off of every dirty secret in DC. Maybe even throw in a couple of outrageous lies for good measure. You know, just like the anti-American Progs there do all the time.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 02, 2021 12:04 PM (HaL55)

And NAME NAMES!!!!!

None of this speculation bullshit. Sit in front of the camera and STATE the FACTS.

"Eric Swallwell was SLEEPING WITH A CHINESE SPY and is still on the INTELLIGENCE committee, allowed to seemingly divulge America's secrets."

"Dianne Feinstein had a CHINESE SPY on her PAYROLL for 20 YEARS and not only was she allowed to stay on, THE SPY got FULL RETIREMENT on the back of the American taxpayer."

Go. Scorched. Earth.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:07 PM (Zz0t1)

229 196 neither am I. I think it's mostly a creation to minimize Hunter

Posted by: CN at April 02, 2021 12:08 PM (ONvIw)

230
Everyone knows cherry blossoms outdoors spread the virus
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 12:07 PM (Cxk7w)

Oh, the viruses positively FLOCK to them!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2021 12:08 PM (pNxlR)

231 Aren't we all Sponge. Everyone of us. Deep, deep down??

Posted by: andycanuck at April 02, 2021 12:08 PM (1yPl/)

232 It is no longer good enough to just point out the double standard.

The double standard is the point. They WANT us to know that they are treating their side differently.

Posted by: blaster at April 02, 2021 12:09 PM (ZfRYq)

233 MS has a patent for some system to "mine cryptocurrency" via hooking your brain up to some gizmo.

How can this possibly go wrong?

Seriously this sounds exactly like the plot of a sci fi novel where people are monitored and controlled by chips in their head they voluntarily stuck in there to GET RICH LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2021 12:09 PM (KZzsI)

234 ----------
I'll do you one better: I don't believe Sponge exists!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 02, 2021 12:05 PM (WGara)

The SHADOW knows.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)

235 Remember, Hunter is the heart of our family.

Posted by: DR. Jill, The Whore at April 02, 2021 12:09 PM (IytoW)

236 Except... we are the only ones paying attention to the retraction. Everyone else has moved on and "the Feds discredited the story!" is all they remember.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 12:06 PM (XeEyo)

See my explanation of major vs minor correction.

Posted by: buzzion at April 02, 2021 12:09 PM (vMCab)

237 "There could be a laptop out there that was stolen from me."

There could also be a Free Press out there, stolen from us. I would love to get it back.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at April 02, 2021 12:09 PM (qWNIQ)

238 189 I hate the media's "setting the record straight" disclosures well after the fact, when it no longer matters.

Fucking scum.
Posted by: Count de Monet Super de Duper Straight

By design.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 02, 2021 12:10 PM (EhBdW)

239 209
Dude gets kicked from the Navy for coke.
He got kicked out within weeks.
Posted by: bonhomme

On his FIRST piss test, after being a direct commission. The fucker never went through basic, OCS or anything else like that. Just "here's your uniform, pee in this cup and you're in, because we want to keep your daddy happy".

And why in the fuck is the Navy direct commissioning JAG officers in the first place? There's NOTHING special about lawyers that warrants this, not like direct commissions for doctors or dentists.

I'm sure the other services are doing the same shit, so I'm not singling out the squiddies.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2021 12:05 PM (n+4am)

People say China has a wreck of a navy that won't be able to compete in a war. Well, our leaders are trying to make sure our navy is put on equal footing, if not in material than in personnel.

Posted by: Bete at April 02, 2021 12:10 PM (Ojki1)

240 Every single novel of warning and cautionary tale written in the 20th century is coming true, like we're living in an age of trolls laughing at us to deliberately do what we've been told is a bad idea.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2021 12:10 PM (KZzsI)

241 Wheatley "Kill List" is pretty good, if you've heard nothing about it going in.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 02, 2021 12:10 PM (dWwl8)

242
They also think Australia is basically lost to the CCP, idk, but this YT link is cued to the part where they talk of the CCP and the left co-opting the "anti-Asian hate" movement in the US, for their own purposes (as we are about to have our own "Asian-American President Kamala", btw).

https://tinyurl.com/dptu6enz
Posted by: illiniwek

How long before that video is pulled down?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2021 12:10 PM (63Dwl)

243 People say China has a wreck of a navy that won't be able to compete in a war. Well, our leaders are trying to make sure our navy is put on equal footing, if not in material than in personnel.

We get into a real hot war with China its going to look like a retard slap fight for at least the first year.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2021 12:11 PM (KZzsI)

244 232 Posted by: blaster at April 02, 2021 12:09 PM (ZfRYq)

We are at the part of the show where they want you to know they know you know.

"What are you going to do about it?" they ask.

Well Special Agent Whomever since you shrugged when Petey Strozk got away with his antics I am going to make it my mission to exonerate any accused person who is faced by an FBI agent accuser for the rest of my life.

because like your democrat buddies why shouldn't normies have get out of jail free cards?

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 12:11 PM (Lzpvj)

245 Cherry Blossom pollen is a Chinese cold virus carrier!!!!

No fun for anyone! - Dean Wormer

Posted by: Archer at April 02, 2021 12:11 PM (gmo/4)

246 This new thing from Guy Richie and Statham looks better than the usual Statham dealio:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFYEni2gsK0

Posted by: naturalfake at April 02, 2021 12:12 PM (dWwl8)

247 "MS has a patent for some system to "mine cryptocurrency" via hooking your brain up to some gizmo."

As soon as mass-market USB brain-interfaces go on the market, there will be millions of people plugging in. If you liked transgenderism, you are going to love transhumanism.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 02, 2021 12:12 PM (qpX6U)

248 You see the origins of my "NPR-stupid" descriptor.

And enormous numbers of "educated" people have NPR as their main gateway to the world and the "news".

So you'll also see the basis of my "America dumbed-down beyond recognition" verdict.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 02, 2021 12:12 PM (OTzUX)

249 Todd Biden shit on the White House floor. Blamed it on Major.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 02, 2021 12:12 PM (03n3v)

250 Back when GHW Bush was running for re-election, Dan Quayle was dragged over the coals for saying that the "Murphy Brown" show was wrong for having her produce a child out of wedlock.

The left mocked him endlessly. "It's a TV show! Ha! Ha! Can't he tell the difference between TV and reality?"

IMMEDIATELY after the election, some leftist rag (New Yorker? Altantic? I don't recall) ran an article called quite bluntly "Dan Quayle was right."

Posted by: RKae at April 02, 2021 12:12 PM (cUpqC)

251 The local Tampa news just trashed Rep. Matt Gaetz with the "sources close to the investigation" lede into a slanderous report.

Posted by: Unkaren at April 02, 2021 12:13 PM (vGJY7)

252 Liquid breathing is a cool concept.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:13 PM (NWM+b)

253 Bidens live in a world of nuance.

For example, Hunter Biden was NOT kicked out of the Navy for doing coke.

He was kicked out for lying about it. He came up hot on the piss test and he said well I bummed a cigarette off a guy and maybe it was laced with something, I don't know (An aside - doesn't that sound an awful lot like his explanation of the laptop?)

They kicked him out for that lie, not directly for the coke.

So he can say "I wasn't kicked out of the Navy for doing drugs!"

Posted by: blaster at April 02, 2021 12:13 PM (ZfRYq)

254 247 Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 02, 2021 12:12 PM (qpX6U)

The only "trans" I like is "Transcontinental."

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 12:13 PM (Lzpvj)

255 Next up on Woke Classics, the Chamber Orchestra of The Academy of Saint Martin in the Fields performs Cardi B's "Wet Ass Pussy" in the style of Nicolai Rimsky-Korsakov...

Posted by: National Public Radio at April 02, 2021 12:14 PM (sWM8x)

256 Doesn't Gates want to spray chalk dust into the atmosphere to "shade" the earth and end global warming? He's definitely on the cutting edge of science...

Posted by: pahound at April 02, 2021 12:14 PM (PF9F2)

257 252 Liquid breathing is a cool concept.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:13 PM (NWM+b)

On the other hand... learning kung fu in a matter of seconds is pretty cool.

Ya know, once you realize you're in the matrix and then get flushed by your overloads and renegade humans save you and jack you into their system.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 12:14 PM (XeEyo)

258 Trans-Europe Express

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 02, 2021 12:14 PM (Bmy3R)

259 "The only "trans" I like is "Transcontinental.""

I like transistors, a lot.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 02, 2021 12:15 PM (qpX6U)

260 Fuck National Panhandler Radio. Why are we financing these hapless grifters?

Nevermind... I already know the answer

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 02, 2021 12:15 PM (yd1t2)

261 Meanwhile the Chinese certainly admit it's possible that, "A 2017 report effectively claims -- on the CCP's behalf -- that CNN host
Fareed Zakaria, Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey, Facebook Oversight Board member
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, NeverTrump philanthropist Pierre Omidyar and
many others 'co-operate' with the CCP and its goals."

Posted by: andycanuck at April 02, 2021 12:15 PM (1yPl/)

262 246 This new thing from Guy Richie and Statham looks better than the usual Statham dealio:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFYEni2gsK0
Posted by: naturalfake

If you haven't seen "Bank Job", do so. Statham is pretty good in it and the movie is solid. I enjoyed it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 02, 2021 12:15 PM (EhBdW)

263 because like your democrat buddies why shouldn't normies have get out of jail free cards?
Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 12:11 PM (Lzpvj)

Like I said - no longer good enough to just point out the hypocrisy. Stuff has to happen.

I don't know yet what that stuff is. But, for example, to fix elections, Republicans need to get good at cheating. Kick some Dem pollwatchers out. Get some Oathkeepers to protect Republican pollwatchers when they are ordered out of polling places.

See how long that is allowed.

Posted by: blaster at April 02, 2021 12:16 PM (ZfRYq)

264 Could have been my laptop. Was it found with a Kong dildo filled with black tar heroin?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at April 02, 2021 12:16 PM (H5knJ)

265 262 If you haven't seen "Bank Job", do so. Statham is pretty good in it and the movie is solid. I enjoyed it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 02, 2021 12:15 PM (EhBdW)

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The British elite are sexual deviants, of course.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:16 PM (NWM+b)

266 Yep. That was firefighter Hansen. She got really snotty with defense and had to be admonished by the judge for being argumentative and not answering questions as asked. She's also the one who said the police timeline had to be false, because it only takes a couple of minutes to get a truck to that location.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2021 11:54 AM (i0wNm)

Leftard bull dyke?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2021 12:16 PM (mzC78)

267 A now a word from super genius Donkey Chompers.

AOC on Instagram live:

"It's not a border crisis. It's an imperialism crisis, it's a climate crisis, it's a trade crisis."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 02, 2021 12:16 PM (VVEnO)

268 How did NPR issue this correction? On air? Press release?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 02, 2021 12:16 PM (hV/eT)

269 This new thing from Guy Richie and Statham looks better than the usual Statham dealio:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFYEni2gsK0
Posted by: naturalfake at April 02, 2021 12:12 PM (dWwl )

Wife mentioned this the other day. Not sure if I'm really interested and I like Statham.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

270 267 A now a word from super genius Donkey Chompers.

AOC on Instagram live:

"It's not a border crisis. It's an imperialism crisis, it's a climate crisis, it's a trade crisis."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 02, 2021 12:16 PM (VVEnO)

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The people from Guatemala are trying to create an empire by invading a foreign nation, yes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:17 PM (NWM+b)

271 "...many others 'co-operate' with the CCP and its goals"
We used to execute citizens who "cooperated" with the enemy.

Posted by: Archer at April 02, 2021 12:17 PM (gmo/4)

272 All the Bidens are hopped up on some kind of goofball.

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2021 12:17 PM (v0R5T)

273 A now a word from super genius Donkey Chompers.

AOC on Instagram live:

"It's not a border crisis. It's an imperialism crisis, it's a climate crisis, it's a trade crisis."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 02, 2021 12:16 PM (VVEnO)

Thanks, NY. Fuck off.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)

274 The British elite are sexual deviants, of course.

Princess Margaret was always known to be a ho, it was one of the worst kept secrets.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2021 12:18 PM (KZzsI)

275 Biggest Christian struggle: loving the dumb fucks who buy the lies.

Posted by: The piper calling you at April 02, 2021 12:18 PM (VQea+)

276 Wife mentioned this the other day. Not sure if I'm really interested and I like Statham.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

Guy Ritchie movies are usually a fun trip. I enjoyed Snatch thoroughly, and Lock, Stock, and 2 Smoking Barrels was also enjoyable.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 12:18 PM (XeEyo)

277 Wife mentioned this the other day. Not sure if I'm really interested and I like Statham.

Its been quite a while since Guy Ritchie made a really good movie.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2021 12:18 PM (KZzsI)

278 People say China has a wreck of a navy that won't be able to compete in a war. Well, our leaders are trying to make sure our navy is put on equal footing, if not in material than in personnel.
Posted by: Bete at April 02, 2021 12:10 PM (Ojki1)

Place no faith in any Federal institution: they are all fallen into corruption. Yea, verily even our Armed Forces are hollowing out and they are not even close to what they were. Nor will they ever be again.

USA is falling down, falling down, falling down.
USA is falling down, my transgender BIPOC bluehair white-people hating my pronouns are xhx xhm xits.

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at April 02, 2021 12:18 PM (V3EEC)

279 Bidens live in a world of nuance.

-
Biden: "Raising taxes, the studies show, will not slow the economy at all. Asking corporate American just to pay their fair share will not slow the economy at all. It will make the economy function better and will create more energy."

-
Nuance that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 02, 2021 12:19 PM (VVEnO)

280 Why would anyone record pornographic videos of himself onto the hard drive of his own laptop?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 02, 2021 12:19 PM (lgiXo)

281 277 Wife mentioned this the other day. Not sure if I'm really interested and I like Statham.

Its been quite a while since Guy Ritchie made a really good movie.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2021 12:18 PM (KZzsI)

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I think Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows is solidly entertaining.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:19 PM (NWM+b)

282 247 "MS has a patent for some system to "mine cryptocurrency" via hooking your brain up to some gizmo."

As soon as mass-market USB brain-interfaces go on the market, there will be millions of people plugging in. If you liked transgenderism, you are going to love transhumanism.
Posted by: gp's

I did like that show "Fringe" and enjoy Philip K Dick books but sure as hell don't want to live with that world.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 02, 2021 12:19 PM (EhBdW)

283 263 Posted by: blaster at April 02, 2021 12:16 PM (ZfRYq)

Blaster they know recoil is coming so they are pre-emptively punching the right in the nose to try to control the zone.

"Expresses a desire to see jury-nullification" is now a marker for extremism, but as always there is NUANCE.

I am going out on a limb and betting that like Antifa not being "extremist" and BLM "not being a racially based group" that somehow when Moesha X lets a murderer walk it is somehow not "jury nullification."

They know, and unless and until we overcome our addiction to virtue they are banking on us not doing anything.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 12:19 PM (Lzpvj)

284 167 Didn't Ashley complain that Joe wanted her to shower with him? Jeeze, I get nauseous just imagining....
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 02, 2021 11:53 AM (ptqGC)

Green Initiative to conserve water.
Posted by: Count de Monet Super de Duper Straight at April 02, 2021 11:57 AM (4I/2K)

Haven't people even "showering with a friend" since the 60s?

Posted by: Minbari Gray Council at April 02, 2021 12:19 PM (qyH+l)

285 The British elite are sexual deviants, of course.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:16 PM

"Blackadder, you're disguised as a priest! How dangerously stupid and perverted. It's just like school!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 02, 2021 12:19 PM (16vTQ)

286 The Bidens are so trashy I expect to see are car on blocks on the White House lawn.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 02, 2021 12:06 PM (lgiXo)
.........

They'll probably paint the place turquoise.

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2021 12:19 PM (v0R5T)

287 I enjoyed Snatch thoroughly,
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Of course you did. But what about life after high school?

Posted by: Ann Landers at April 02, 2021 12:19 PM (sWM8x)

288
The people from Guatemala are trying to create an empire by invading a foreign nation, yes.

They're going to kick our Aztec.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2021 12:20 PM (63Dwl)

289 Meanwhile Pete Buttgag is caught on camera driving within 5 blocks of work in a motorcade, then unloading a bicycle to ride the rest of the way so he seems to be green and saving energy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2021 12:20 PM (KZzsI)

290 Liquid breathing is a cool concept.

Agreed. IIRC, air has about 14% oxygen while water has 33%.

Been binge-watching The Expanse as a pleasant diversion from all the shit lately and been wondering why some sort of water-encased pod hasn't been used for the High-G environment in the spaceships. I know they won't because McGuffin.

Plus, thank goodness that humans have wrested the Coolest-Looking Spaceship Award from the bad guys in the Star Trek movies. Finally.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 02, 2021 12:20 PM (HaL55)

291
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I think Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows is solidly entertaining.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:19 PM (NWM+b)

Is that the abortion with Will Farrell and John Riley?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

292 >> Meanwhile Pete Buttgag is caught on camera driving within 5 blocks of work in a motorcade, then unloading a bicycle to ride the rest of the way so he seems to be green and saving energy.

Guarantee there's no seat on that bike.

Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2021 12:21 PM (ybXmV)

293 I see doktor Jill dressed up in a whore stewardess outfit to pass out ice cream bars on her flight back from murdering the spanish language yesterday.

Posted by: Archer at April 02, 2021 12:21 PM (gmo/4)

294 291
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I think Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows is solidly entertaining.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:19 PM (NWM+b)

Is that the abortion with Will Farrell and John Riley?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

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No, that's Holmes & Watson, which I've never seen. On purpose.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:21 PM (NWM+b)

295 Is that the abortion with Will Farrell and John Riley?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

No, game of shadows has RDJ... and I don't remember who played Watson.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 12:21 PM (XeEyo)

296 295 Is that the abortion with Will Farrell and John Riley?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

No, game of shadows has RDJ... and I don't remember who played Watson.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 12:21 PM (XeEyo)

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Jude Law.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:21 PM (NWM+b)

297 This new thing from Guy Richie and Statham looks better than the usual Statham dealio:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFYEni2gsK0
Posted by: naturalfake at April 02, 2021 12:12 PM (dWwl )

Wife mentioned this the other day. Not sure if I'm really interested and I like Statham.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

Eh, I'll watch it.
But it seems to err on the side of 'magic gunman' more than I'd like.

John Wick seemed to put in more effort and skill in his movies.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 12:22 PM (ifmtJ)

298 I think Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows is solidly entertaining.

Those films are okay if you just shut off that part of your brain that actually knows anything at all about real Sherlock Holmes stories, characters, and events.

But I mean, that came out a decade ago.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2021 12:22 PM (KZzsI)

299
They're going to kick our Aztec.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot,

Bring it

Posted by: Anasazi at April 02, 2021 12:22 PM (W2Pud)

300 295 Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 12:21 PM (XeEyo)

Jude Law....

there were plans for a 3d movie.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 12:22 PM (Lzpvj)

301 Jude Law.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:21 PM (NWM+b)

TJM with the rebound and points.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 12:22 PM (XeEyo)

302 At this point, what difference does it make?

Posted by: NPR at April 02, 2021 12:22 PM (RKp8A)

303 298 I think Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows is solidly entertaining.

Those films are okay if you just shut off that part of your brain that actually knows anything at all about real Sherlock Holmes stories, characters, and events.

But I mean, that came out a decade ago.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2021 12:22 PM (KZzsI)

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I have also not seen The Gentlemen yet, and I hear that's pretty good. His King Arthur is a mess that I sort of enjoy but would never really defend.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:22 PM (NWM+b)

304 >>>Cameron just wants one of his proudest achievements (really, he loves this movie) to be seen in the worst possible way forever because he won't approve the 4K scans that have been done for years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 11:56 AM (NWM+b)

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I'm convinced that if Cameron had to choose between his wife and his trip to Challenger deep, it would not have even been close.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 02, 2021 12:22 PM (IzWqf)

305 >>Meanwhile Pete Buttgag is caught on camera driving within 5 blocks of work in a motorcade, then unloading a bicycle to ride the rest of the way so he seems to be green and saving energy.

Perfect.

Mr. "You shouldn't have to own a car to get to work" relies on a motorcade to get to work, plus a bike for green energy theater.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2021 12:23 PM (bDqIh)

306 Did Kamalama fix the border yet, Joe?

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2021 12:23 PM (v0R5T)

307 When Rudy Giuliani was doing his videos, he mocked Biden "what kind of father uses his son as the bagman, with some of the dirtiest criminal operations in the world?" ...

Posted by: illiniwek at April 02, 2021 12:23 PM (Cus5s)

308 #289 Video footage of Buttyjig and his armoured Suburban transport:
https://twitter.com/Xeriland/status/
1377757687954423808

Posted by: andycanuck at April 02, 2021 12:23 PM (1yPl/)

309 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MARCO RUBIO at April 02, 2021 12:22 PM (Pzzpr)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at April 02, 2021 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

310 304
I'm convinced that if Cameron had to choose between his wife and his trip to Challenger deep, it would not have even been close.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 02, 2021 12:22 PM (IzWqf)

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Considering the number of times he's been married, he probably has made that exact choice before.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:23 PM (NWM+b)

311 The Bidens are so trashy I expect to see are car on blocks on the White House lawn.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 02, 2021 12:06 PM (lgiXo)

Damn! That would make a great p'shop!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2021 12:23 PM (mzC78)

312 Daily Mail- Person shot at US Capitol.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 02, 2021 12:23 PM (NpAcC)

313 If the Biden administration wasn't so horrifying it would be funny.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 02, 2021 12:23 PM (lgiXo)

314 Its been quite a while since Guy Ritchie made a really good movie.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2021 12:18 PM (KZzsI)

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I think Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows is solidly entertaining.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:19 PM (NWM+b)

The Gentleman is a pretty good Guy Ritchie. I have a few quibbles but its mostly solid.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 12:24 PM (ifmtJ)

315 Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 02, 2021 12:06 PM (lgiXo)

Has to be a 70 Camaro or it doesn't count.

Posted by: jakee308 at April 02, 2021 12:24 PM (ZLL8y)

316 312 Posted by: redridinghood at April 02, 2021 12:23 PM (NpAcC)

Say her name!

//No one in the media

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 12:24 PM (Lzpvj)

317 >>>Considering the number of times he's been married, he probably has made that exact choice before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:23 PM (NWM+b)

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Good point

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 02, 2021 12:25 PM (IzWqf)

318 The Biden family......Goodfellas meets Trailer Park Trash from West Virginia.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

319
Aren't we all Sponge. Everyone of us. Deep, deep down??
Posted by: andycanuck

I AM SPONGE!

Posted by: Zombie Spartacus at April 02, 2021 12:25 PM (n+4am)

320 Its been quite a while since Guy Ritchie made a really good movie.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2021 12:18 PM (KZzsI)
I think Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows is solidly entertaining.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:19 PM (NWM+b)

It's fine though it's not really Sherlock Holmes. Nobody seems to be able to do that guy properly any more.

Richie seems to have lost his mojo trying to swing for the fences every time and direct a world wide blockbuster phenom. High concept all the way. And failure every time probably put him into 2nd Tier Directorsville.

This thing with Statham is his way of digging out.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 02, 2021 12:25 PM (dWwl8)

321 318 The Biden family......~~Goodfellas~~ Corky Romano meets Trailer Park Trash from West Virginia.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

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FIFY.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:25 PM (NWM+b)

322 Daily Mail- Person shot at US Capitol.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 02, 2021 12:23 PM (NpAcC)
........

Was he wearing a Halloween Viking helmet?

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2021 12:25 PM (v0R5T)

323 Did Kamalama fix the border yet, Joe?

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2021 12:23 PM (v0R5T)

Fuck off! I'm too busy moving, damn it!

Kamalamamamatoe

Posted by: Archer at April 02, 2021 12:25 PM (gmo/4)

324 Yeah that's what we get now, some stinkers and "pretty good". Guy Ritchie seems like he had one really good movie he made twice, and it was meh since then.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2021 12:25 PM (KZzsI)

325 >>Daily Mail- Person shot at US Capitol.

Her name was Ashli and she was Murdered.

Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2021 12:26 PM (ybXmV)

326 324 Yeah that's what we get now, some stinkers and "pretty good". Guy Ritchie seems like he had one really good movie he made twice, and it was meh since then.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2021 12:25 PM (KZzsI)

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I'm okay with "pretty good". Lots of fun to be had with "pretty good".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:26 PM (NWM+b)

327
167 Didn't Ashley complain that Joe wanted her to shower with him? Jeeze, I get nauseous just imagining....

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 02, 2021 11:53 AM (ptqGC)

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She said "probably inappropriate nude showers together" actually happened

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at April 02, 2021 12:26 PM (qWNIQ)

328 At least Butt-a-guy is saving the environment of 5 blocks of fuel.

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 12:26 PM (Cxk7w)

329 328 At least Butt-a-guy is saving the environment of 5 blocks of fuel.
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 12:26 PM (Cxk7w)

Except the SUV follows him in the remaining 5 blocks. The virtue gleaned from the exercise, tho, is priceless.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 12:27 PM (XeEyo)

330 At least Butt-a-guy is saving the environment of 5 blocks of fuel.
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 12:26 PM (Cxk7w)

Not really, since the same Suburban followed him the rest of the way in.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

331 The problem with Ritchie is that he opened big with Lock Stock and Snatch and has never equaled them since. Those two set very high expectations that he has not met.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 02, 2021 12:27 PM (H5knJ)

332 I have also not seen The Gentlemen yet, and I hear that's pretty good. His King Arthur is a mess that I sort of enjoy but would never really defend.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:22 PM (NWM+b)

"The Gentlemen"'s good tho the way it's written is annoying.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 02, 2021 12:28 PM (dWwl8)

333 When will Hunter's White House basement meth lab be open for business?
Breaking Biden

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 02, 2021 12:28 PM (lgiXo)

334 Man from uncle was good who knew hammer was a cannibalistic pycho although his kuryakin was kind of unhinged. Now king arthur get out of town robin hood omg.

Posted by: Alien covenant was worse at April 02, 2021 12:28 PM (hMlTh)

335 Rock-n-Rolla was ok.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at April 02, 2021 12:28 PM (vaVoJ)

336 Bootygig biking in to work = Kabukkaki theater

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

337
The Gentleman is a pretty good Guy Ritchie. I have a few quibbles but its mostly solid.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang

Decent flick. I enjoyed all of the references to The Long Good Friday. I mean, if you're going to lift scenes off of other movies, don't waste your time lifting from shit films *side glance at Tarantino*.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2021 12:28 PM (n+4am)

338 And may posterity forget this.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 02, 2021 11:44 AM (16vTQ)

Amen.

Posted by: 4 at April 02, 2021 12:28 PM (KnJdm)

339 At least Butt-a-guy is saving the environment of 5 blocks of fuel.
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 12:26 PM (Cxk7w)

Not really cause the cars follow him the 5 blocks.

Posted by: jakee308 at April 02, 2021 12:29 PM (ZLL8y)

340 She said "probably inappropriate nude showers together" actually happened
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at April 02, 2021 12:26 PM (qWNIQ)
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Yeah, that's my memory of it too. They showered together and that was "probably inappropriate."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 02, 2021 12:29 PM (sWM8x)

341 @nypost

At least two people reportedly shot outside US Capitol

https://tinyurl.com/yhoeg643

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 12:29 PM (cF8AT)

342 National Propaganda Radio

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2021 12:29 PM (9Fwwf)

343 Re: the Capitol

https://tinyurl.com/4sap2sv3

Posted by: DJ at April 02, 2021 12:29 PM (O3/K+)

344 Mayo Pete's favorite luch is 5 Guys.

... with extra sauce.

Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2021 12:29 PM (AhIPy)

345 I see doktor Jill dressed up in a whore stewardess outfit to pass out ice cream bars on her flight back from murdering the spanish language yesterday.
=====

Yeah, I tapped that shit.

Posted by: Hunter at April 02, 2021 12:30 PM (IytoW)

346 @BNONews 24s

UPDATE: U.S. Capitol Police say "someone rammed a vehicle into two USCP officers" and the suspect is in custody; all 3 taken to hospital

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 12:30 PM (cF8AT)

347 The Biden family......Goodfellas Corky Romano meets Trailer Park Trash from West Virginia.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)
FIFY.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 02, 2021 12:25 PM (NWM+b)

I know I should hate "Corky Romano" but I find it "pretty good".

And the Mango guy from SNL is pretty funny in it as well.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 02, 2021 12:30 PM (dWwl8)

348 I don't care if Buttgag takes a motorcade that burns 100 gallons of fuel a minute. I care that he demands we all abandon cars and pretends he is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2021 12:30 PM (KZzsI)

349 And comedians insist there's nothing funny about the Biden administration.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 02, 2021 12:30 PM (lgiXo)

350 At this point the purpose of the "revelations" is just to twist the knife.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 02, 2021 12:30 PM (r+sAi)

351 @nypost

At least two people reportedly shot outside US Capitol

https://tinyurl.com/yhoeg643
Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 12:29 PM (cF8AT)

"Impossible. Guns are banned in DC."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

352 In response to the shooting at the Capitol, the SecDef has ordered the second Marine division to DC and the entire Atlantic fleet into the Chesapeake Bay.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2021 12:31 PM (kTF2Z)

353 329; 330; 339 == HQ Hive Mind.

Posted by: jakee308 at April 02, 2021 12:31 PM (ZLL8y)

354 Remember, it's 10% to the Big Guy.

Posted by: Hunter B. at April 02, 2021 12:31 PM (DMUuz)

355 nd why in the **** is the Navy direct commissioning JAG officers in the first place? There's NOTHING special about lawyers that warrants this, not like direct commissions for doctors or dentists.

It was a special, supposedly very competitive Reserve program for Public Information Officers.

Posted by: Minbari Gray Council at April 02, 2021 12:31 PM (qyH+l)

356 341 Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 12:29 PM (cF8AT)

Quite.

Remember when I told people here that if the day ever came the Feds would use looser ROE against the American people than they allow for the GWOT?

You think I just grabbed that out of thin air?

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 12:31 PM (Lzpvj)

357
National Propaganda Radio
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Back in the Contra days it was

Nicaraguan Public Relations

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2021 12:31 PM (63Dwl)

358 Friendly reminder that in the USSR, the "MSM" would lie because if they didn't, they and their families would be slaughtered.

Our "MSM", on the other hand, lie because they like to fuck children and they are defending their buddies who also like to fuck children.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 02, 2021 12:32 PM (i4CI5)

359 GUARD MY CHAIR!

Posted by: Nutzi Palsy at April 02, 2021 12:32 PM (v0R5T)

360 That dude at the Capitol was wesring a Comanche buffalo headdress, And warpaint. Cmon people this isnt rocket surgery. Smart military blooging should be precise. American, not filthy Scandi.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at April 02, 2021 12:32 PM (eMICq)

361 346 Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 12:30 PM (cF8AT)

Sounds pretty messy so was it: 1) an Asian driver? 2) Antifa, 3) an idiot GOPer, 4)Sudden Jihad Syndrome or 5) a false flag?

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 12:33 PM (Lzpvj)

362 Two Weeks To Flatten The Curve.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at April 02, 2021 12:33 PM (eMICq)

363 Sounds pretty messy so was it: 1) an Asian driver? 2) Antifa, 3) an idiot GOPer, 4)Sudden Jihad Syndrome or 5) a false flag?
Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 12:33 PM (Lzpvj)

Much like that cat in the box, it is simultaneously all of them.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 12:34 PM (XeEyo)

364
Sounds pretty messy so was it: 1) an Asian driver? 2) Antifa, 3) an idiot GOPer, 4)Sudden Jihad Syndrome or 5) a false flag?
Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 12:33 PM (Lzpvj)

White tourists walking by and got too close to the fence.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)

365 I mean, if you're going to lift scenes off of other movies, don't waste your time lifting from shit films *side glance at Tarantino*.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2021 12:28 PM

"scenes ... lifting from shit films" is so harsh. I prefer to think of them as foot notes.

Posted by: Quentin T. at April 02, 2021 12:34 PM (DMUuz)

366 I had to look up Ritchie's movies to see which ones I've watched. Only Sherlock Holmes and The Man from UNCLE. They were fine.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 02, 2021 12:34 PM (4thlk)

367 MSM praying to gain driver was white male.

Posted by: Ripley at April 02, 2021 12:35 PM (MxEKc)

368 345 I see doktor Jill dressed up in a whore stewardess outfit to pass out ice cream bars on her flight back from murdering the spanish language yesterday.
=====

Yeah, I tapped that shit.

Posted by: Hunter at April 02, 2021 12:30 PM (IytoW)

DOCTOR Jill is 69 years old. A trash family.

Posted by: Gref at April 02, 2021 12:35 PM (AMIL/)

369 "scenes ... lifting from shit films" is so harsh. I prefer to think of them as foot notes.
Posted by: Quentin T. at April 02, 2021 12:34 PM (DMUuz)

An Homage.

Posted by: jakee308 at April 02, 2021 12:35 PM (ZLL8y)

370 "I prefer to think of them as foot notes."

I see what you did there!

Posted by: gp's Movie Laffs at April 02, 2021 12:35 PM (qpX6U)

371 360 That dude at the Capitol was wesring a Comanche buffalo headdress, And warpaint.
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Ah. Cleveland fan.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 02, 2021 12:36 PM (sWM8x)

372 They needed any excuse to keep the fences up and the Capitol occupied. Now they have it.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 02, 2021 12:36 PM (xPl2J)

373 Wrap up time.

I don't know, maybe a new thread is coming, my work alarm just went off

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 12:36 PM (Cxk7w)

374 https://thenationalpulse.com/exclusive/exc-china-

state-propaganda-boasts-control-over-think-tanks/

(remove extra space)

Imagine that.

Via Insty.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 02, 2021 12:36 PM (dWwl8)

375 I had to look up Ritchie's movies to see which ones I've watched. Only Sherlock Holmes and The Man from UNCLE. They were fine.
Posted by: lowandslow at April 02, 2021 12:34 PM (4thlk)

Snatch and Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels are really, really good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 02, 2021 12:37 PM (ifmtJ)

376 364 Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)

Heh...

and today class I encourage you to see the building where America thinks....

"Capitol Police welcome tourist BAM BAM BAM BAM!"

//Biden 2024 why hide it?

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 12:37 PM (Lzpvj)

377 Nood

Posted by: jakee308 at April 02, 2021 12:37 PM (ZLL8y)

378 @nypost

At least two people reportedly shot outside US Capitol

https://tinyurl.com/yhoeg643
Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2021 12:29 PM (cF8AT)

"Impossible. Guns are banned in DC."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 02, 2021 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

Not to mention a few thousand troops yet.
Wasn't them though...they don't got no ammo.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2021 12:37 PM (axyOa)

379 374 https://thenationalpulse.com/exclusive/exc-china-
state-propaganda-boasts-control-over-think-tanks/
(remove extra space)
Imagine that.
Via Insty.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 02, 2021 12:36 PM (dWwl

*pretends to be shocked*

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 02, 2021 12:37 PM (XeEyo)

380 Someone at work told me their pre-school age grandchild is being taught to count in Spanish and Mandarin.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 02, 2021 12:37 PM (IytoW)

381 I have heard good things about Man from UNCLE and liked what little I've seen. I always kinda enjoy his films a little but most are pretty disappointing. You get a sense of what he's trying to do but post-Madonna he seems to have lost his Mojo.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2021 12:38 PM (KZzsI)

382 They should have over watch gunships on station 24/7 in DC.
Any day the revolution might start.

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 12:38 PM (Cxk7w)

383 Has Trashy Senile Joe ever shown up at a press conference with a pack of Camel cigarettes rolled up in a t-shirt sleeve.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 02, 2021 12:39 PM (lgiXo)

384 Was someone shot with a vehicle or rammed with a firearm? Details sketchy. Reporting, sketchier.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 02, 2021 12:39 PM (uhPTO)

385 "Snatch and Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels are really, really good."

Associativity problem?
(Snatch and Lock), (Stock and Two Smoking Barrels)
or
(Snatch), (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels)

Yes they are all four worth watching!

Posted by: gp's Movie Laffs at April 02, 2021 12:39 PM (qpX6U)

386 381 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2021 12:38 PM (KZzsI)

TMFU tries hard, and in spots it captures the "Morning Ralph, Morning Sam" nature of the cold war well.

Posted by: sven at April 02, 2021 12:40 PM (Lzpvj)

387 "At least two people reportedly shot outside US Capitol"

Yeah, every day in Anacostia, right?

Posted by: gp's Movie Laffs at April 02, 2021 12:40 PM (qpX6U)

388
Been binge-watching The Expanse as a pleasant diversion from all the shit lately and been wondering why some sort of water-encased pod hasn't been used for the High-G environment in the spaceships. I know they won't because McGuffin.

Plus, thank goodness that humans have wrested the Coolest-Looking Spaceship Award from the bad guys in the Star Trek movies. Finally.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 02, 2021 12:20 PM (HaL55

What's really funny about The Expanse is that the socialist idea turns out to be a fucked idea for all the principles.

Season 5 was an emo fest. But I do hope they do another season. Most of it good fun entertainment.

Posted by: Justsayin' at April 02, 2021 12:43 PM (Fs5vw)

389 373 It was a NOOD alarm, should have checked

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2021 12:45 PM (Cxk7w)

390 Was someone shot with a vehicle or rammed with a firearm? Details sketchy. Reporting, sketchier.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 02, 2021 12:39 PM (uhPTO)

You can just hear the media whimpering and rocking back and forth in the corner, fetal. Sucking their thumbs. They SO want to report it's a MAGA attack. But every time they put their hand on that lit stove burner, well... So for now, AP is calling it an "external security threat" and therefore, the capitol is locked down until further notice.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 02, 2021 12:46 PM (46GDR)

391 Does Hunter talk about his present as an alcoholic and crack addict in the book, and does his discuss his future alcoholic and crack-addict plans?

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower says Ashli Babbitt is Crispus Attucks and so will you be soon at April 02, 2021 12:49 PM (cUpB1)

392 351 Fox online has a car that rammed a security barrier with two Cap. Hill police officers injured. NO mention of them being shot.

Posted by: whig at April 02, 2021 12:50 PM (pO7gM)

393 Can we just formally change the name to National Pro-Communists? NPC, for short.

Posted by: DougT at April 02, 2021 02:50 PM (hEF/R)

394 Time to defund NPR

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 02, 2021 05:12 PM (FLiOE)

395 National Petrodollar Radio strikes again

Posted by: Nms at April 03, 2021 12:37 PM (+vwBh)

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