Workers Accidentally Ruin 15 Million Doses of the J&J Vaccine

Workers at a Baltimore plant (ah, Baltimore!) "conflated the ingredients" of the vaccine, ruining fifteen million doses and, what's worse, ending all US production of this vaccine until the FDA completes and investigation.

Here, let me save you the time and expense of an investigation: Baltimore is a shithole city and anyone with his act together already got the hell out of there.

As evidence for Baltimore's shithole city status: Crime is now legal. Yay.

Back in March of last year, Baltimore State's Attorney Marilyn Mosby quietly began the process of "decriminalizing" a number of low-level crimes such as drug possession and prostitution. The move was ostensibly made to reduce jail populations during the pandemic to prevent the spread of COVID behind bars. (We'll get to the real reason in a moment.) Now, after a year of refusing to prosecute people for breaking laws that are still on the books, Mosby has declared the project to be such a resounding success that she's going to make those changes permanent, even if we get the pandemic under control. What could possibly go wrong?
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Meanwhile, Charm City still has the highest per capita murder rate in the country, an issue that Mosby has consistently failed to make a dent in over the entire time she's been in office. But it is true that there were certainly fewer incidents of drug abuse and prostitution showing up on the books. Why do you suppose that is? Perhaps it's because when you announce that you won’t be prosecuting those crimes, police don’t bother making arrests and fewer people report such activity since it won't do any good to call the cops.

Jazz Shaw notes that the "Empty the Jails" policy is animated by the obvious lie that criminal law just "punishes poverty."

Well that was a very Off Topic digression, and on the Zeroeth Post to boot.

Back to vaccine news:

Pfizer's vaccine is effective for at least six months after the second dose. I think they say "at least six months" because the sample group they're looking at only got immunized around six months ago. So it could be longer.

Pfizer says its vaccine continues to be effective against COVID-19 up to six months later.
Pfizer and its German partner, BioNTech, announced updated results Thursday from their ongoing late-stage study of more than 44,000 volunteers.
The companies said the vaccine was 91% effective against symptomatic disease and was even more protective in preventing severe disease. Of 927 confirmed COVID-19 cases detected through March 13, 77 were among people who received the vaccine and 850 were among people who got dummy shots.
There were no serious safety concerns and the vaccine also appeared to work against a variant first detected in South Africa, the companies said.

I guess that's good news. It will be better, of course, if it's effective for a year, so that people only get the booster once a year, as they do with the flu vaccine. It would be even better if it conferred lifelong immunity, of course, but one step at a time.

Assuming these vaccines work around 90% (and make covid a minor bother for those few who get it), then I guess we could return to normalcy, except for the fact that the Upper Middle Class Woke White Woman cadre which apparently now controls all decisionmaking in the US does not want to ever return to normalcy.

Covid is giving their boring, sterile, shriveled little lives heroic meaning and Bossy Purpose.

Posted by: Ace at 03:43 PM

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1 First?

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at April 01, 2021 02:43 PM (zOX41)

2 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 01, 2021 02:44 PM (NWM+b)

3 Go Orioles!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2021 02:44 PM (GPwVZ)

4 Back in March of last year, Baltimore State's Attorney Marilyn Mosby quietly began the process of "decriminalizing" a number of low-level crimes such as drug possession and prostitution. The move was ostensibly made to reduce jail populations during the pandemic to prevent the spread of COVID behind bars. (We'll get to the real reason in a moment.) Now, after a year of refusing to prosecute people for breaking laws that are still on the books, Mosby has declared the project to be such a resounding success that she's going to make those changes permanent, even if we get the pandemic under control. What could possibly go wrong?

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Either Baltimore voted for this, or they allow their majority voices to be invalidated by cheating political actors for decades.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 01, 2021 02:45 PM (NWM+b)

5 Nice work if you can get it.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 01, 2021 02:45 PM (46GDR)

6 This post is not complete without Billy Blaze from Night Shift explaining prostitution in the way only he can do:

https://tinyurl.com/Pros-Tit-U-Shun

Posted by: Sharkman at April 01, 2021 02:45 PM (/Ulh8)

7 The only reason they caught the error was because the vaccine was more effective!

Posted by: 496 at April 01, 2021 02:45 PM (U1eOr)

8 Cue sad trombone sound

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 01, 2021 02:46 PM (cwI4U)

9 Top. Men.

Posted by: Count de Monet Super de Duper Straight at April 01, 2021 02:46 PM (4I/2K)

10 Assuming these vaccines work around 90% (and make covid a minor bother for those few who get it), then I guess we could return to normalcy, except for the fact that the Upper Middle Class Woke White Woman cadre which apparently now controls all decision making in the US does not want to ever return to normalcy.

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"How else will I feel important?!"
-Wine mom whose kids hate her

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 01, 2021 02:46 PM (NWM+b)

11 Salsa Potty!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at April 01, 2021 02:46 PM (pnzcV)

12 The worker who ruined the vaccine is obviously management material.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 01, 2021 02:47 PM (2SdPm)

13 What a shame

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 01, 2021 02:47 PM (ifmtJ)

14 They just need some space to destroy.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2021 02:47 PM (8cftc)

15
Bossy Porpoise?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2021 02:47 PM (s2VJv)

16 Top. Men.
Posted by: Count de Monet Super de Duper Straight at April 01, 2021 02:46 PM (4I/2K)
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You assume their gender.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2021 02:48 PM (8cftc)

17 Baltimore: Hamsterdam wins in the end.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 01, 2021 02:48 PM (m/Gc2)

18 Hopefully they got the rocket surgeon 's pronouns right.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 01, 2021 02:48 PM (tZ2cV)

19 Workers Accidentally Ruin 15 Million Doses of the J&J Vaccine

Whoops!
Whoopsie!

Posted by: Chuck C at April 01, 2021 02:49 PM (awtm/)

20 Still, this lawlessness will come in handy when we all are forced to become outlaws.

Let the Dystopia come. I'm about as ready for it as I can be.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 01, 2021 02:49 PM (ifmtJ)

21
Great. The trannies will hit the streets of Baltimore, pretending to be Ho's and the Johns will be beating them the hell up. Is it to early to predick this may not end well?

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at April 01, 2021 02:49 PM (N/gDA)

22 Covid is giving their boring, sterile, shriveled little lives heroic meaning and Bossy Purpose.
Posted by: Ace at 03:43 PM

Yes, well suddenly "the real heroes" are teachers and nurses, so...

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 01, 2021 02:49 PM (z79tQ)

23 You mean it was all in vein?

Posted by: Rex B at April 01, 2021 02:49 PM (CFrrr)

24 Workers Accidentally Ruin 15 Million Doses of the J&J Vaccine

Were they trying to huff it?

Posted by: kallisto at April 01, 2021 02:49 PM (DJFLF)

25 A portion of Baltimore had the opportunity to vote in Kim Klacik as their congressional representative. Instead, they chose to stay the course and voted Dem.

Reap what you sow.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 01, 2021 02:49 PM (cwI4U)

26 Bossy Purpose opened for me at Hara Arena back in 85.

Posted by: Evan Dando at April 01, 2021 02:50 PM (rxR5g)

27 JNJ needs to get Stringer Bell in to straighten that place out.

Posted by: spindrift at April 01, 2021 02:50 PM (r3XVy)

28 Vax on, vax off.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2021 02:50 PM (8cftc)

29 Hey everybody.

Family drama: last night our house cat (really my sister's), Timmy, went missing. Couldn't find him no matter where we all looked.

This morning my sister, who's angry and depressed about it, goes to her car and turns it on, and hears thumping. Turned out Timmy ran out of the house, all the way away to the driveway (15 feet away), and climbed up into the engine.

She's trying to figure out now how to get him outta there. Meanwhile my sis has a roundtable going of visitors across my entire suburban block. :-)

Anyway. Good thing my sis didn't start driving or she likely would have ended up with Timmy puree.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2021 02:51 PM (L2ZTs)

30 Well, that'll be a tough one to explain to the bosses. "Oops, my bad guys."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 01, 2021 02:51 PM (UPoLF)

31 Vax on, vax off.
Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2021 02:50 PM (8cftc)

lol

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 01, 2021 02:51 PM (ifmtJ)

32 Omar's coming!

Posted by: mr tmz at April 01, 2021 02:51 PM (m/Gc2)

33 >>>Workers Accidentally Ruin 15 Million Doses of the J&J Vaccine

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Posted by: George Costanza at April 01, 2021 02:51 PM (U1eOr)

34 Covid is giving their boring, sterile, shriveled little lives heroic meaning and Bossy Purpose.

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Truer words have rarely been spoketh.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2021 02:51 PM (O+I8R)

35 Sure is a fuckton of trouble over something that kills less people than automobiles or heart disease.

Why isn't Karen screaming about people getting more exercise?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2021 02:51 PM (Q87rR)

36 Baltimore? Can't get me to go there - too violent.
- Zombie Machine Gun Kelly

Posted by: Archer at April 01, 2021 02:52 PM (gmo/4)

37
Baltimore: Hamsterdam wins in the end.
Posted by: mr tmz at April 01, 2021 02:48 PM (m/Gc2)

LOL I was joking about Mosby's citywide Hamsterdam with Lady YD just the other night.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2021 02:52 PM (Uh2oA)

38 I would still bet sabotage

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2021 02:52 PM (Cxk7w)

39 The Toxic Avenger is headed to Bal'mer.

Posted by: Count de Monet Super de Duper Straight at April 01, 2021 02:52 PM (4I/2K)

40 Just saw an ad on the front page: Tom Hanks' granddaughter looks so much like her iconic grandpa.

My first thought was: poor little girl.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 01, 2021 02:52 PM (4l77G)

41 Either Baltimore voted for this, or they allow their majority voices to be invalidated by cheating political actors for decades.
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My assumption now is that nobody voted for this and that elections have been stolen for decades. I doubt there is a single true majority blue state in the country.

Posted by: Drc at April 01, 2021 02:52 PM (vbaSG)

42 The same people telling me to get the vaccine are the same ones saying Florida is fucked for no mask mandate. I'll pass.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at April 01, 2021 02:52 PM (EzkaF)

43 Turned out Timmy ran out of the house, all the way away to the driveway (15 feet away), and climbed up into the engine.

Are you fur real?

Posted by: 496 at April 01, 2021 02:52 PM (U1eOr)

44 Sorry but the vaccines are complete unadulterated horse shit.

There is no reward for taking the vaccine as you still have to mask and social distance according to these fuckheads.

Also furthermore, per the CDC, we are approaching 20 pct of the population being vaccinated, which means that roughly 50 pct or more are vaccinated, recovered from infection or of a population that is largely immune, ie the young and children.

So we should be able to open complelty up while being able to protect the most vulnerable.

But that's not happening as we continue to chicken fuck cases.

What we are witnessing is as antithetical to science logic and reason as can be imagined.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 01, 2021 02:52 PM (JBmVk)

45 38 I would still bet sabotage
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2021 02:52 PM (Cxk7w)

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A solid choice for the best of the Beastie Boys.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 01, 2021 02:52 PM (NWM+b)

46 I'd love to hear the surveillance recording of the employees who messed up at J&J.

"You moron! You're only supposed to add a TEASPOON of aborted fetus, not a whole tablespoon!!"
:-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2021 02:53 PM (L2ZTs)

47 Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2021 02:51 PM (L2ZTs)

I'm trying to picture this. I assume you mean in the engine bay, not in the actual engine. And if so, I imagine he went there for warmth. Anyways, why can't you get him out through popping the hood, or climbing underneath and pulling him out?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 01, 2021 02:53 PM (UPoLF)

48 Omar's coming!

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Eli's Coming > Omar's coming

Hide your heart, girl...

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2021 02:53 PM (O+I8R)

49 Covid is giving their boring, sterile, shriveled little lives heroic meaning and Bossy Purpose.

speaking of , did toilet boulder hobo founce ? did he just disappear into the night ? or did he perform a grand exit performance. I missed it.

Posted by: chango lot at April 01, 2021 02:53 PM (g741k)

50 This is Joe Biden's fault.Why wasn't his staff there to measure the ingredients properly ?

Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2021 02:53 PM (3aI0K)

51 JNJ needs to get Stringer Bell in to straighten that place out.
Posted by: spindrift at April 01, 2021 02:50 PM (r3XVy)

You want Avon Barksdale
You need Stringer Bell
You'll get Marlo Stanfield

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 01, 2021 02:53 PM (ifmtJ)

52 You've got covid in my peanut butter!

Posted by: One dumbfuck worker to the other. at April 01, 2021 02:53 PM (ufFY8)

53 Huh, I would have guessed it was "ruined" (wink, wink) and then sold on the black market. The vaccine = ticket to normal life per the New WorldOrder people, so it has great value on the street.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2021 02:54 PM (bDqIh)

54
You mean it was all in vein?

Posted by: Rex B at April 01, 2021 02:49 PM

I don't want to tourniquet around on you, but maybe we should keep this thread inoculated against puns.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at April 01, 2021 02:54 PM (N/gDA)

55 Guhh..makes wish for the days when when wine moms would post vapid travelogs on facebook.

Posted by: Mishdog at April 01, 2021 02:54 PM (cqAUI)

56 Turned out Timmy ran out of the house, all the way away to the driveway (15 feet away), and climbed up into the engine.***** luckily, there wasn't an open well in his path.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 01, 2021 02:54 PM (tZ2cV)

57 53 Huh, I would have guessed it was "ruined" (wink, wink) and then sold on the black market. The vaccine = ticket to normal life per the New WorldOrder people, so it has great value on the street.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2021 02:54 PM (bDqIh)

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"Normal is white supremacist."
-White woman

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 01, 2021 02:54 PM (NWM+b)

58 Remember that guy who passed 4 courses in 4 years and was near the middle of his high school class. Well, that is who is measuring the ingredients of these vaccines.

Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2021 02:55 PM (3aI0K)

59 Vote for us. Our platform is 1) Ending Racism and 2) Eradicating Whiteness. People of all races need to come together to fight the two evils plaguing our world: Racism and White People.

Posted by: Democrats at April 01, 2021 02:55 PM (cEpa1)

60 It will be better, of course, if it's effective for a year, so that
people only get the booster once a year, as they do with the flu vaccine.

Are you sure about that? I think some vaccines like measels and such there are boosters for, but the flu "vaccine" is an entirely new thing every year based on what "the experts" guess are going to be the strains going around. So it's not that you were immune to them and you're body forgot.

Posted by: Methos at April 01, 2021 02:55 PM (kOpft)

61 Pfizer says its vaccine continues to be effective against COVID-19 up to six months later.

I'm not on the "get the vaccine or everyone will die eleventy!" bandwagon, but FWIW there's a report/study from the VA indicating there may be effectiveness of at least 7-9 months.

https://tinyurl.com/jt72rsjx

Posted by: Bert G at April 01, 2021 02:55 PM (sAW0o)

62 John Hopkins should move

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2021 02:55 PM (GPwVZ)

63 So heads will roll at Johnson and Johnson!!!Nah...not really.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 01, 2021 02:55 PM (Qyb2w)

64 Harry, the engine bay, yes. Thanks for the clarification.

We are all horrible at car engine-type stuff. I can barely check my own oil. (On the other hand, years ago I taught myself how to tear apart and re-assemble all the components of a PC, so go figure.)

She just now told me re getting Timmy out of there, "I need to figure it out."

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2021 02:55 PM (L2ZTs)

65 Covid is giving their boring, sterile, shriveled little lives heroic meaning and Bossy Purpose.

One of the worst businesses if you want to see state of the art Karenating is Trader Joe's. I just saw a post that some TJ's in TX puts red flags on the carts of people not wearing masks as a warning to other patrons. I'd expect they'd do the same in CA, if they didn't insist on masks for all businesses, barring entry.

Seriously, if I hear "stand on the flower" or "you can go to the yellow square" one more time, I'm going to tie a string to one of those piercings and run like I'm trying to get a kite off the ground. I've started driving the extra distance to go to a regular freaking market with none of the attitude.

I've gotten glares from people for ripping my mask off the second I exit the doors - but that's nothing like the glare I give them. Probably why nobody has yet said anything to me.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 01, 2021 02:55 PM (46GDR)

66 >>Pfizer's vaccine is effective for at least six months. . .

Translation: You need to get vaccinated every year for the rest of your life.

OK, NOW can we convince people like Scott Adams that this "vaccine passport" idea will be permenant, and expanded to other things, by design?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2021 02:56 PM (bDqIh)

67 Jazz Shaw notes that the "Empty the Jails" policy is animated by the obvious lie that criminal law just "punishes poverty."

Proof positive: the same people that commit property crimes also commit rape - which is not exactly a crime driven by poverty, but by poor impulse control and ... low intelligence. Which the dominant demographic in Baltimore has in abundance.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2021 02:56 PM (YqDXo)

68 2009Refugee, we already called Lassie. He told us we're on our own. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2021 02:56 PM (L2ZTs)

69 She just now told me re getting Timmy out of there, "I need to figure it out."
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2021 02:55 PM (L2ZTs)

I'd throw on some welding gloves and either pull from the top or the bottom. You may have to jack the car up, and possibly remove some plastic on the bottom (depending on the car, obviously), but he almost definitely went in through there, so there's no reason he can't come out through there.

I had a similar issue with my ex's cat many years ago. The welding gloves were key, cats freak out when they're being pulled in a direction they can't see.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 01, 2021 02:57 PM (UPoLF)

70 Charm City > Pharm City

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 01, 2021 02:57 PM (3H9h1)

71 Take me down to Shithole City
Where the streets are trashed
And the girls look shitty

Oh, won't you please take me home?

Posted by: Appetite for Destruction at April 01, 2021 02:57 PM (JZT2F)

72 You need to get vaccinated every year for the rest of your life.

Nah, just put it in your food like they do with salt peter

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2021 02:57 PM (GPwVZ)

73
Omar's coming!

Posted by: mr tmz at April 01, 2021 02:51 PM

Remember when the drug dealers were selling something called "Pandemic"?

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at April 01, 2021 02:57 PM (N/gDA)

74 Harry, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2021 02:57 PM (L2ZTs)

75 SARS. Bird flu. N1H1

No one gave a shit about flu vaccine until BatShit hit the Wok.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2021 02:57 PM (Q87rR)

76 She just now told me re getting Timmy out of there, "I need to figure it out."
Posted by: qdpsteve

Just takes a can of gas and a match. Done.

Posted by: 496 at April 01, 2021 02:57 PM (U1eOr)

77 My daughter is a vaccinator. They get paid good money.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 01, 2021 02:58 PM (45fpk)

78 I'm waiting with baited breath on the demographic of the workers that were responsible.

Posted by: Blago at April 01, 2021 02:58 PM (gkdnV)

79 Harry, my sister just said thanks as well. :-)
(Her name is Cindy btw.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2021 02:58 PM (L2ZTs)

80 76 She just now told me re getting Timmy out of there, "I need to figure it out."
Posted by: qdpsteve

Just takes a can of gas and a match. Done.
Posted by: 496 at April 01, 2021 02:57 PM (U1eOr)

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Gets rid of covid, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 01, 2021 02:58 PM (NWM+b)

81 The Mars Polar Lander engineer got a new job at JNJ?

Posted by: Count de Monet Super de Duper Straight at April 01, 2021 02:58 PM (4I/2K)

82 496, we wanna rescue 'im, not flambe 'im.
Although if I added some teriyaki sauce......

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2021 02:58 PM (L2ZTs)

83 50 This is Joe Biden's fault.Why wasn't his staff there to measure the ingredients properly ?
Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2021 02:53 PM (3aI0K)

To hell with that. Biden himself should be there bellied up to the lab bench.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2021 02:58 PM (YqDXo)

84 https://tinyurl.com/yn5t2wtz

Dr. Geert Vanden Bosshe thinks government pushing this vaccine is insanity.

Seems to be legit.

Via the High Wire.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 01, 2021 02:59 PM (2SdPm)

85 TJM, I didn't even know cars could get CV19. The great stuff I learn here!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2021 02:59 PM (L2ZTs)

86 85 TJM, I didn't even know cars could get CV19. The great stuff I learn here!
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2021 02:59 PM (L2ZTs)

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Fire purifies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 01, 2021 02:59 PM (NWM+b)

87 79 Harry, my sister just said thanks as well. :-)
(Her name is Cindy btw.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2021 02:58 PM (L2ZTs)

np! Personally, I would have said "fuck it, the cat will figure it out on his own" with my ex's cat, but you know, she was all freaked out and whatnot. Only took a few minutes to get the cat out though. And he still gave me a pissy look. Like "bro, I just saved you, and risked getting scratched to shit, and this is the thanks I get?!"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 01, 2021 02:59 PM (UPoLF)

88 > based on what "the experts" guess are going to be the strains going around.

One advantage of the mRNA technology is that a new vaccine can be designed and cranked out very quickly, so they won't have to guess months in advance.

That means that flu shots should be a lot more effective in the future, too.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 01, 2021 02:59 PM (JZT2F)

89 I've gotten glares from people for ripping my mask off the second I exit the doors - but that's nothing like the glare I give them. Probably why nobody has yet said anything to me.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 01, 2021 02:55 PM (46GDR)

Someone glared at me once when I took off my mask after leaving an establishment, and I said 'whew - I was beginning to feel like George Floyd back there!'

I'm black, so they gave me a nervous laugh, and kept on walking.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 01, 2021 03:00 PM (mdjgu)

90 I don't really think people are voting for certain politicians to let the criminals off. What's happening is that people are now voting for the party and not the politician. Some Dems figured this out and got nominated for these prosecution offices to gank up the criminal justice system, and the easiest way to do it was to get the Dem nomination.

Look, the only real choices we seem to have nowadays are to vote for the Democrats who are actively and relentlessly trying to fuck us, or vote for the GOP who if they stumble and their dicks end up in our assholes aren't going to mind finishing off in us.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 01, 2021 03:00 PM (I8FKK)

91 Yes, let's not get punish.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2021 03:00 PM (8cftc)

92 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

93 "... (T)he fact that the Upper Middle Class Woke White Woman cadre which apparently now controls all decisionmaking in the US does not want to ever return to normalcy."

Reminds me of a complaint I read some time ago ascribed to some prominent Roman dude shortly before its collapse: "Rome rules the world, but Rome is ruled by women."

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at April 01, 2021 03:00 PM (V3EEC)

94 75 SARS. Bird flu. N1H1

No one gave a shit about flu vaccine until BatShit hit the Wok.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2021 02:57 PM (Q87rR)

But hey, they got rid of the man with the bad tan who spoke his mind. Now they have claimed dictatorial powers using their state's "Emergency Declaration" clauses. And they are trying to keep us all afraid, masked up, etc.
If only we can find more like Desantis.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 01, 2021 03:00 PM (N39Ws)

95 Harry, my sis is just glad she found him alive. :-)

Yeah, cats aren't big on gratitude, although Timmy has mellowed a bit the last couple years. When he first moved in he hated me, now he and I play and scritch a bit every morning.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2021 03:00 PM (L2ZTs)

96 89 Someone glared at me once when I took off my mask after leaving an establishment, and I said 'whew - I was beginning to feel like George Floyd back there!'

I'm black, so they gave me a nervous laugh, and kept on walking.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 01, 2021 03:00 PM (mdjgu)

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Dude. In every establishment that required a mask, you should be walking in with a mask, wait a second, scream "I can't breathe!" and then tear it off.

Just to see what happens.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 01, 2021 03:00 PM (NWM+b)

97 Making vaccines in Baltimore? Why not the high-tech industrial centers of Compton or East New York?

Posted by: Marcus T, Molon Labe at April 01, 2021 03:00 PM (VpIIl)

98 I've had people yelling at me for not wearing a mask in the car

Posted by: CN at April 01, 2021 03:01 PM (ONvIw)

99 She just now told me re getting Timmy out of there, "I need to figure it out."
Posted by: qdpsteve

Hope kitteh wasn't injured!

Open the hood. Walk away. *open a can of tuna*

Allow time for kitty to figure it out.

Posted by: JQ at April 01, 2021 03:01 PM (09wCi)

100 Assuming Timmy isn't physically stuck, opening a can of tuna nearby will almost certainly do the trick.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 01, 2021 03:01 PM (JZT2F)

101 62 John Hopkins should move
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2021 02:55 PM (GPwVZ)

I'm sure they've had that thought occur to them.

Why are so many Eastern and Midwestern medical schools in shitty neighborhoods?

Ans.: because when those medical schools were founded (late 19th-early 20th century), those were NICE neighborhoods that only later became ... uh ... diverse.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2021 03:01 PM (YqDXo)

102 Recieved a robot call about 15 minutes ago. Apparently I am now eligible to get the vaccine. Guess they didn't get the memo. And no, I choose not to get the vaccine.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * el Lobo solitario at April 01, 2021 03:01 PM (HWS2r)

103
I just want to note that I find it high-larious that The Wire was created by a bunch of vocal commie cocksuckers. And in so doing, they created the most scathing indictment of Donk control of government in pop culture history.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2021 03:01 PM (n+4am)

104 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 01, 2021 03:00 PM (I8FKK)

I also think some of it is that a lot of people live in a culture where petty crime is pretty normalized. "I can't believe they threw John in jail, all he was doing was selling a little weed. Whats the big deal?!?"

So there's kind of an attitude of "well, good, they shouldn't go to jail for minor stuff."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 01, 2021 03:01 PM (UPoLF)

105 Someone glared at me once when I took off my mask after leaving an establishment, and I said 'whew - I was beginning to feel like George Floyd back there!'

I'm black, so they gave me a nervous laugh, and kept on walking.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 01, 2021 03:00 PM (mdjgu)

Damn, that is funny. You, sir, are a good American.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 01, 2021 03:02 PM (4l77G)

106
Had a kitty cat go through my radiator fan once. She survived, barely. She was pretty much fatally injured, but cats are tough. Only time I've ever been glad for Dodge using shitty plastic parts on their trucks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2021 03:02 PM (Uh2oA)

107 The Biden Administration really does have (more than) one real sh*t-show going on.
I bet they wish they have a real leader running things just about now.

Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2021 03:02 PM (3aI0K)

108 97 Making vaccines in Baltimore? Why not the high-tech industrial centers of Compton or East New York?
Posted by: Marcus T, Molon Labe at April 01, 2021 03:00 PM (VpIIl)

East St. Louis, FTW.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2021 03:02 PM (YqDXo)

109 103
I just want to note that I find it high-larious that The Wire was created by a bunch of vocal commie cocksuckers. And in so doing, they created the most scathing indictment of Donk control of government in pop culture history.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2021 03:01 PM (n+4am)

==========

"The real bad guy was the Republican governor of Maryland who didn't increase funding to the shitty Baltimore city government we had documented in full for several seasons."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 01, 2021 03:02 PM (NWM+b)

110 I've had people yelling at me for not wearing a mask in the car

Posted by: CN at April 01, 2021 03:01 PM (ONvIw)

What?? Seriously? Where the heck do you live?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 01, 2021 03:02 PM (45fpk)

111 I identify as a vaccinated person.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2021 03:02 PM (Q87rR)

112 ... criminal law just "punishes poverty."

Well that was a very Off Topic digression, and on the Zeroeth Post to boot.

I believe there's a very subtle question struggling to emerge between those two sentences, to wit, who does the '100 comment' law punish? ;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 01, 2021 03:02 PM (DMUuz)

113 Hate to break it to you, but I've been back to normal for almost a year now, except the stupid masks, of course.

Just one of the perks of not having much of a life to begin with. Turns out I was always socially distant.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 01, 2021 03:02 PM (xfb67)

114 "I'm black, so they gave me a nervous laugh, and kept on walking.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 01, 2021 03:00 PM (mdjgu)"

See now this is where I really start to feel a sense of unity. The Karen's hate us mask charlatans irrespective of our color.

Posted by: Marcus T, Molon Labe at April 01, 2021 03:02 PM (VpIIl)

115 OK, NOW can we convince people like Scott Adams that this "vaccine passport" idea will be permenant, and expanded to other things, by design?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2021 02:56 PM (bDqIh)

Future Scott Adams: Who would've thought they'd do that??

Just like so many others now and in the past who couldn't see the downstream effects of innocuous policy or emergency measures.

Slippery slope, anyone?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 01, 2021 03:02 PM (z79tQ)

116 Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2021 02:51 PM (L2ZTs)

I'm trying to picture this. I assume you mean in the engine bay, not in the actual engine. And if so, I imagine he went there for warmth. Anyways, why can't you get him out through popping the hood, or climbing underneath and pulling him out?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 01, 2021 02:53 PM (UPoLF)

It can be surprisingly difficult to extract a cat from a car engine. My third cat was rescued from an engine when she just a few weeks old. It took animal control officers 45 minutes to get her out of there. She was wedged in very tight. Now, she's a regular fluffy bundle of joy, but still likes to find dark, hidden spaces in my house. Once wedged herself behind my dryer. Took A LOT of effort to get her out of there again...I love cats!

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at April 01, 2021 03:03 PM (ZIoLS)

117 JQ: Horde Mind at work.

My cats can be all the way downstairs in the back corner of the basement (they like to hang out behind the furnace when it's cold), but the microsecond I puncture a can of tuna in the kitchen, both of them are THERE. I'm pretty sure that teleportation is involved.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 01, 2021 03:03 PM (JZT2F)

118 Vax on, vax off.

Please don't do that, VAX machines take a long time to boot.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 01, 2021 03:03 PM (SchxB)

119 Dude. In every establishment that required a mask, you should be walking in with a mask, wait a second, scream "I can't breathe!" and then tear it off.

Just to see what happens.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 01, 2021 03:00 PM (NWM+b)
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I think Covid-obedient outranks black in the intersectionality brackets these days.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2021 03:03 PM (8cftc)

120 East St. Louis, FTW.

Yeah, he's got you there.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 01, 2021 03:03 PM (45fpk)

121 They couldn't get rid of lawbreaking, and it became politically inconvenient for street crime to be concentrated among protected classes, so they decided to just do away with the laws instead.

Not by repealing the laws, but based on the discretion of the prosecutors not to prosecute.

There is no remedy for this other than electing a new prosecutor, so, no remedy at all, really.

Law abiding citizens should abandon Baltimore.

Posted by: Revenant at April 01, 2021 03:03 PM (UelxP)

122 Rodrigo and JQ, hmmm, thanks. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2021 03:03 PM (L2ZTs)

123 >>Dr. Geert Vanden Bosshe thinks government pushing this vaccine is insanity.

I'll check the link, but just observing the all-out pressure to sell vaccines, normal people can see that there's an agenda here. Not sure what it's all about yet, but we are being herded to get the vaccine, and to not want other legit prevention/treatment, such as HCQ+zinc, vitamin D, avoid obesity, etc.

On the local news they showed a new facebook template (?) where you can update your profile picture to include a message that you've been vaccinated.

That is ridiculous.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2021 03:03 PM (bDqIh)

124 >speaking of , did toilet boulder hobo founce ? did he just disappear into the night ? or did he perform a grand exit performance. I missed it.
Posted by: chango lot at April 01, 2021 02:53 PM (g741k)

I saw xim here on the day of the Boulder shooting to point the finger at deplorables like us.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 01, 2021 03:03 PM (DXFDM)

125 "conflated the ingredients" ... unclear to me what that means. But they mixed something up I guess ...

Posted by: illiniwek at April 01, 2021 03:04 PM (Cus5s)

126 97 Making vaccines in Baltimore? Why not the high-tech industrial centers of Compton or East New York?
Posted by: Marcus T, Molon Labe at April 01, 2021 03:00 PM (VpIIl)

here they have Harambe and his pals working the assembly line, and they're amazed that things don't work out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2021 03:04 PM (trdmm)

127 >> I just want to note that I find it high-larious that The Wire was created by a bunch of vocal commie cocksuckers. And in so doing, they created the most scathing indictment of Donk control of government in pop culture history.

All true, but David Simon is ineducable.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 01, 2021 03:04 PM (m/Gc2)

128 98 I've had people yelling at me for not wearing a mask in the car

Posted by: CN at April 01, 2021 03:01 PM (ONvIw)

Seriously?
Wearing a mask in a car when you are by yourself is akin to going to bed all alone with a condom on.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 01, 2021 03:04 PM (N39Ws)

129 Mah PHONE is in there!

Posted by: Justice Warriors for Justice at April 01, 2021 03:04 PM (8cftc)

130 Interesting: The Fire Captain on scene just after they'd moved G Floyd exposes a flaw in the EMS dispatch service. Fire, Police, and Medical are on different radio frequencies and each service has a different dispatcher.

So the first call for medical assistance went to the Police dispatcher, but Fire didn't arrive on scene for another 17 minutes after the police made the call.

Firefighter Hansen, the snotty off duty Firefighter who called an officer on scene a "bitch" testified she didn't believe the police timeline, because she "knows" it doesn't take that long for Fire services to respond to that location. Well, apparently it does, given the awful dispatch communications system they have.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2021 03:04 PM (YYlyE)

131 Everyone, gotta take off to get my lunch. Be back soon. Thanks to everyone for advice, stories and humor. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2021 03:05 PM (L2ZTs)

132 > I'm black, so they gave me a nervous laugh, and kept on walking.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

Awesome. I agree, you are a True American Patriot.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 01, 2021 03:05 PM (JZT2F)

133 The reality is that I see orders of magnitude more white racial awareness among my friends and family now (especially the younger ones) than I did 20 years ago. The Woke Left is successfully creating the thing they claim to be fighting. My older relatives will love MLK and have White Guilt until the day they die, but several of my younger relatives now are convinced that America hates them for being white and that the whole colorblind MLK boomerism gimmick was just a trick to get whites to drop their guard so they could be sucker punched, ganged up on, and knifed in the back.

Posted by: RealityStation at April 01, 2021 03:05 PM (seys2)

134 Prostitution.

Pros

tit

2

shun

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

135 Been hanging out in Montana for a week now. I have yet to don my mouth beanie. Nobody has said anything. A few sidelong glances at the grocery store, but nothing else. Even at Walmart, maybe 50-50 masked customers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 01, 2021 03:05 PM (4l77G)

136 For clarity, I was watching the Fire Captain testify just now in the Chauvin trial. That's where I got this info.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2021 03:05 PM (YYlyE)

137 "97 Making vaccines in Baltimore? Why not the high-tech industrial centers of Compton or East New York?
Posted by: Marcus T, Molon Labe at April 01, 2021 03:00 PM (VpIIl)

East St. Louis, FTW.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2021 03:02 PM (YqDXo)"

I'm thinking next they'll be making medical devices in LA's or New York's Chinatown, right next to the knock-off Gucci bags.

Posted by: Marcus T, Molon Labe at April 01, 2021 03:05 PM (VpIIl)

138 107 The Biden Administration really does have (more than) one real sh*t-show going on.
I bet they wish they have a real leader running things just about now.
Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2021 03:02 PM (3aI0K)

I think this is all exactly what they were going for.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at April 01, 2021 03:05 PM (Oka5v)

139 97 Making vaccines in Baltimore? Why not the high-tech industrial centers of Compton or East New York?
don't you believe in manufacturing equity, hater?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 01, 2021 03:05 PM (sGtp+)

140 19
Workers Accidentally Ruin 15 Million Doses of the J&J Vaccine

Whoops!
Whoopsie!
......

Oopty.

Posted by: wth at April 01, 2021 03:06 PM (v0R5T)

141 I saw xim here on the day of the Boulder shooting to point the finger at deplorables like us.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 01, 2021 03:03 PM (DXFDM)
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Really?

What turned him?

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2021 03:06 PM (8cftc)

142 All the caveats they give about the vaccine ("at least 6 months", "you might still be contagious even after vaccination", "we don't know what the long-term effects on asympomatic carriers are", etc) is just to keep everyone afraid and provide an excuse for perpetual lockdowns. People are claiming that the vaccine doesn't make you immune. It is literally called "immunization." But nevermind that, because Covid is magic, and we have to worry about its dark magic properties unlike any other infectious disease in the history of mankind, where we just do the best we can. I mean, it's a new disease, so we don't KNOW for sure that your dick won't fall off a year after infection. Stuff like that is what they say. Because #science.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at April 01, 2021 03:06 PM (sQZ7Z)

143 I've gotten glares from people for ripping my mask off the second I exit the doors
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 01, 2021 02:55 PM (46GDR)

I do that routinely. And only put the damned thing as I walk through the doorway. But I haven't gotten the stink eye, much less commentary, from anyone. Yet, at least.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2021 03:06 PM (YqDXo)

144 So, 15 million less brain eating zombies?

Posted by: wth at April 01, 2021 03:06 PM (v0R5T)

145 The young woman who gave me my first vaccination told me she was from San Francisco. And then she said this: "I've always hoped to have gay children some day, but I have two gay cats."

My mask kept her from seeing my mouth hanging open.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 01, 2021 03:06 PM (ptqGC)

146
Wearing a mask in a car when you are by yourself is akin to going to bed all alone with a condom on.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 01, 2021 03:04 PM (N39Ws)

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LOL, like when Mr. Mackey tells all the boys that girls will give you AIDS unless you wear a condom, so they all start walking around with condoms rubber-banded around their wieners all day, and Butters just uses his to hold his pee.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2021 03:06 PM (Uh2oA)

147 125 "conflated the ingredients" ... unclear to me what that means. But they mixed something up I guess ...
Posted by: illiniwek at April 01, 2021 03:04 PM (Cus5s)

I think they were trying to sound smart and obfuscate, but I think what they really mean is "mixed the wrong shit up."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 01, 2021 03:06 PM (UPoLF)

148 > "conflated the ingredients" ... unclear to me what that means. But they mixed something up I guess ...

Given that this is Baltimore, they probably turned over two pages by mistake and started following the recipe for crack, meth, or black tar heroin.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 01, 2021 03:06 PM (JZT2F)

149 127 >> I just want to note that I find it high-larious that The Wire was created by a bunch of vocal commie cocksuckers. And in so doing, they created the most scathing indictment of Donk control of government in pop culture history.

All true, but David Simon is ineducable.
Posted by: mr tmz

The best part is that was completely unintentional. It was suppose to be an indictment on the War on Drugs. Instead, well you already posted it. Oops.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 01, 2021 03:07 PM (47lct)

150 I'm going to have to ask you to get all the way off my back about the spoiling vaccine thing--and don't bring it up again!

Posted by: Bal T. More at April 01, 2021 03:07 PM (8cftc)

151 AP Claims Biden* Has 61% Approval Rating

Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2021 03:07 PM (3aI0K)

152 >>I've had people yelling at me for not wearing a mask in the car

Wow. So sorry you and others have had to deal with this. I have not had anyone comment, just a few glares last spring when walking the dog in a near-empty park (just smiled and said "Good morning."

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2021 03:07 PM (bDqIh)

153 A mil here, a mil there...

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2021 03:07 PM (wNdGA)

154 At least their QC people were on it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 03:07 PM (Jsjd7)

155 I want the Stop Six vaccine

Posted by: x4 at April 01, 2021 03:07 PM (oA+QO)

156 What turned him?

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2021 03:06 PM (8cftc)

I wish I knew. I always enjoyed his posts. Lots of interesting information. Also, he went door to door for Trump I believe.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 01, 2021 03:07 PM (45fpk)

157 124 >speaking of , did toilet boulder hobo founce ? did he just disappear into the night ? or did he perform a grand exit performance. I missed it.
Posted by: chango lot at April 01, 2021 02:53 PM (g741k)

whenever he showed up last year it was always to cry about how we weren't taking Covid seriously enough, and how Everything the Government Does is Right. So fuck him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2021 03:07 PM (trdmm)

158 Goolag: Type in George Floyd and get American Hip Hop artist. Who knew?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 01, 2021 03:07 PM (46GDR)

159 Please don't do that, VAX machines take a long time to boot.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 01, 2021 03:03 PM

Try entering the boot sequence via the front-panel toggles.

Posted by: PDP-8 at April 01, 2021 03:08 PM (DMUuz)

160 I know that SOB Trump is involved somehow to make the City of Baltimore and President Blo Jidum look bad.

TRUMP..

THIRD...

IMPEACHMENT ...

NOW

Posted by: James at April 01, 2021 03:08 PM (JLQTf)

161 135 Been hanging out in Montana for a week now. I have yet to don my mouth
beanie. Nobody has said anything. A few sidelong glances at the grocery
store, but nothing else. Even at Walmart, maybe 50-50 masked customers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 01, 2021 03:05 PM (4l77G)

NH is still under a mask mandate. Thanks Gov. Sununu.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 01, 2021 03:08 PM (N39Ws)

162 How would we handle Covid if we lived in a free country? Give people the available information and let them make up their own minds how they will function. If the disease is bad, people will act accordingly. This top-down, socialist tyranny does nothing to help fight Covid, but has destroyed the livelihood of millions of Americans, added trillions to the federal debt, and bankrupted industries.

Posted by: iandeal at April 01, 2021 03:08 PM (vgGyZ)

163 Have they identified the "conflator"?

Is his name A-A-Aaron?

Posted by: 496 at April 01, 2021 03:08 PM (U1eOr)

164 149 127 >> I just want to note that I find it high-larious that The Wire was created by a bunch of vocal commie cocksuckers. And in so doing, they created the most scathing indictment of Donk control of government in pop culture history.

All true, but David Simon is ineducable.
Posted by: mr tmz

The best part is that was completely unintentional. It was suppose to be an indictment on the War on Drugs. Instead, well you already posted it. Oops.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 01, 2021 03:07 PM (47lct)

Funny how that works. The popularity of Archie Bunker made Norman Lear extremely rich, but a little guilty at the same time. He never expected anyone to actually like Archie Bunker.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 01, 2021 03:08 PM (mdjgu)

165 My cats can be all the way downstairs in the back corner of the basement (they like to hang out behind the furnace when it's cold), but the microsecond I puncture a can of tuna in the kitchen, both of them are THERE. I'm pretty sure that teleportation is involved.

Teleportation, they haz it! LOL!

*Meow! MeOW!! MEOOOWWWWWW!!!!*

Posted by: JQ at April 01, 2021 03:08 PM (09wCi)

166 There are rumors of another lockdown coming for Alberta so I'm at the pub-just because. It's also an effective covid test.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 01, 2021 03:08 PM (8WN1C)

167 Given that this is Baltimore, they probably turned over two pages by mistake and started following the recipe for crack, meth, or black tar heroin.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 01, 2021 03:06 PM (JZT2F)
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I was thinking that they might have thought some of the ingredients would make great drugs. So, they swapped them out for baking soda.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2021 03:08 PM (8cftc)

168 I just got back from the local liquor store. No masks. Shot the shit with a couple good 'ol boys about pickup trucks and booze. Like normal people.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 01, 2021 03:08 PM (3H9h1)

169 ============

Dude. In every establishment that required a mask, you should be walking in with a mask, wait a second, scream "I can't breathe!" and then tear it off.

Just to see what happens.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 01, 2021 03:00 PM (NWM+b)

That shit's funny, right there.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

170 I saw xim here on the day of the Boulder shooting to point the finger at deplorables like us.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 01, 2021 03:03 PM (DXFDM)
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Really?

What turned him?
Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2021 03:06 PM (8cftc)

He went full-on "Covid will kill us all."

Really sucks, because I've met him on two different occasions. Seemed like a really good guy. No telling what will trigger someone.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 01, 2021 03:09 PM (4l77G)

171 Every time I decide to take the shots I read about some healthy person dropping dead or their skin pealing.

Posted by: Undecided at April 01, 2021 03:09 PM (+d5ne)

172 Try entering the boot sequence via the front-panel toggles.

173000g

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 01, 2021 03:09 PM (SchxB)

173 Anybody that has any inkling of familiarity with quality control had left Baltimore decades ago.

Posted by: Roy at April 01, 2021 03:09 PM (Ti+Tv)

174 AP Claims Biden* Has 61% Approval Rating

--

More popular than Barack the Magic Socialist! More popular than George Washington (for those Americans who even know who he is).

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2021 03:09 PM (O+I8R)

175 we weren't taking Covid seriously enough, and how Everything the Government Does is Right.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2021 03:07 PM

He's right, you know.

Posted by: Dr. Fauxchi at April 01, 2021 03:10 PM (DMUuz)

176 128 " put a mask on goddam, you" some rude bitch yelled as i drove by with the windows up. People are officious and atupid.

Posted by: CN at April 01, 2021 03:10 PM (ONvIw)

177 Mosby and her husband are under criminal investigation themselves for their shady campaigns, personal finances, and other assorted shenanigans. How lovely ironic would it be if they are convicted and charged.

Posted by: Cheri at April 01, 2021 03:10 PM (oiNtH)

178 What's happening is that people are now voting for the party and not the politician.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper

Which is covered in ANOTHER scene in The Wire.

Tommy Carcetti's minions congratulate him for winning the Donk primary for Mayor.

Carcetti: Well, I still have to win the general election...

*pregnant pause*

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2021 03:10 PM (n+4am)

179 Glock G20SF 10mm Auto 4.6in Black Pistol - 10+1 Rounds - California Compliant; $600; https://bit.ly/31Hxbid

Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2021 03:10 PM (YYlyE)

180 118 Vax on, vax off.

Please don't do that, VAX machines take a long time to boot.
especially the VAX-11/730, which had to load its microcode from tape over a 19.2kbaud serial line.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 01, 2021 03:10 PM (v3pYe)

181 I'm black, so they gave me a nervous laugh, and kept on walking.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 01, 2021 03:00 PM (mdjgu)

Bwahahaha!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 01, 2021 03:10 PM (46GDR)

182 151 AP Claims Biden* Has 61% Approval Rating
Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2021 03:07 PM (3aI0K)

No, no. That's 61 people who approve of him, not 61%.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2021 03:10 PM (YqDXo)

183 Try entering the boot sequence via the front-panel toggles.
Posted by: PDP-8 at April 01, 2021 03:08 PM (DMUuz)
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How many toggles in toto?

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2021 03:10 PM (8cftc)

184 So the left tells me a vaccine cooked up in a few weeks is perfectly safe. But all other drugs still need a 10 year FDA approval process.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 01, 2021 03:10 PM (stzSa)

185 speaking of , did toilet boulder hobo founce ? did he just disappear into the night ? or did he perform a grand exit performance. I missed it.
Posted by: chango lot at April 01, 2021 02:53 PM (g741k)

Oh that imbecile? He left for a while and then came back right after the fake election to rub the result in our stupid hick hillbilly unmasked faces. Unmasking *himself* as a total asshole. I have more respect for raimondo.

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2021 03:10 PM (wNdGA)

186 The constant fear that pubs will be shut down is forcing me to drink while I can.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 01, 2021 03:10 PM (8WN1C)

187 Dude. In every establishment that required a mask, you should be walking in with a mask, wait a second, scream "I can't breathe!" and then tear it off.

Just to see what happens.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 01, 2021 03:00 PM (NWM+b)

That shit's funny, right there.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

Believe me, I've thought about it. It really wouldn't go over well in Westport, CT, however. At all.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 01, 2021 03:10 PM (mdjgu)

188
Worker 1: What was the name of the ingredient you just mixed in?

Worker 2: Abby something.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 01, 2021 03:10 PM (kTF2Z)

189

Baltimore? Diversity Higher Junkies of Color... DHJOCs...

Posted by: Will Protest That for a Dollar! at April 01, 2021 03:11 PM (nBm8Z)

190 My cats can be all the way downstairs in the back corner of the basement (they like to hang out behind the furnace when it's cold), but the microsecond I puncture a can of tuna in the kitchen, both of them are THERE. I'm pretty sure that teleportation is involved.

Teleportation, they haz it! LOL!

*Meow! MeOW!! MEOOOWWWWWW!!!!*

Apparently "The Cat Who Walks Through Walls" had some offspring.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 01, 2021 03:11 PM (SchxB)

191 I'm guessing that the reason that Baltimore has chemical/pharmaceutical factories is the same reason that New Jersey has them.

Namely, that if you have a toxic chemical waste spill, who's going to notice?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 01, 2021 03:11 PM (JZT2F)

192 187 Believe me, I've thought about it. It really wouldn't go over well in Westport, CT, however. At all.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 01, 2021 03:10 PM (mdjgu)

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"Are you invalidating my lived experiences as an oppressed minority?"
-DH

*brains fry*
-Wine mom

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 01, 2021 03:11 PM (NWM+b)

193 0 Days Since Last Lost Batch - JNJ Bal'mer

Posted by: Count de Monet Super de Duper Straight at April 01, 2021 03:11 PM (4I/2K)

194 Workers Accidentally Ruin 15 Million Doses of the J&J Vaccine
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Did they throw it in the dumpster out back? Now all the hobos are going to get a mutated VARIANT.

Posted by: wth at April 01, 2021 03:11 PM (v0R5T)

195 This was sabatoge, everyone wants the JJ vaccine because its modeled after proven medical tech, the flu shot which we get every year. The JJ is not an mRNA vax. If everyone is holding out for the jj vax then they cannot experiment with their new tech on us. What better way to force the other vax on us then destroy the jj vax...oops. The fear that the mRNA vax can make women sterile is legit with the backing of serious medical professionals not fringe conspiracy kooks. The spike protein the mRNA vax targets to replicate for an imunonresponse is either the same or almost the same as a spike protein used in the process of making human placenta. 'They' want to depopulate us.

Posted by: KarlHungus at April 01, 2021 03:12 PM (MCaq+)

196 Back on topic:

I'm surprised B'more still contains anyone who's able to read.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: JQ at April 01, 2021 03:12 PM (09wCi)

197 Just watched Steven Crowder's video about being suspended by YouTube. I actually saw only a minute of it which was enough to decide he doesn't really understand what is happening. He defended himself by saying that he never claimed Trump won the election so why suspend him.

He got to experience the "first they came for Trump and I didn't say anything"situation. In the first breath he accepted YouTube's right to decide what is truth.

He is done.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 01, 2021 03:12 PM (hpVf/)

198 conflated the ingredients" ... unclear to me what that means. But they mixed something up I guess ...
Posted by: illiniwek at April 01, 2021 03:04 PM (Cus5s)
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It means precisely that. They mixed it up. Say the recipe called for a gallon of ingredient "A" and a quart of ingredient "B." They mixed in a quart of ingredient "A" and a gallon of ingredient "B." Something like that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 03:12 PM (Jsjd7)

199 >>Funny how that works. The popularity of Archie Bunker made Norman Lear extremely rich, but a little guilty at the same time. He never expected anyone to actually like Archie Bunker.

Same thing happened w/"30 Rock" and "Parks and Rec" (each written by feminists SNL alums). Each had a cartoonish conservative older man, who not only became beloved characters, but each of these arch-conservatives became the mentors and voice of reason for the Lefty female leads. LOL!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2021 03:12 PM (bDqIh)

200 This top-down, socialist tyranny does nothing to help fight Covid, but has destroyed the livelihood of millions of Americans, added trillions to the federal debt, and bankrupted industries.
Posted by: iandeal at April 01, 2021 03:08 PM (vgGyZ)

And they killed grandma anyway.

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2021 03:12 PM (wNdGA)

201 "The real bad guy was the Republican governor of Maryland who didn't increase funding to the shitty Baltimore city government we had documented in full for several seasons."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 01, 2021 03:02 PM (NWM+b)

The mayor just needed to write a couple of shitty little books and require schools to buy them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2021 03:13 PM (YqDXo)

202 why would Boulder Hobo return here? I mean, we're all dead of COVID by now, amiright?

and yes JHU should move - every year I say a prayer for the top-of-the-class nerds attempting to move into their dorm while their parents are being carjacked

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 01, 2021 03:13 PM (j9HX3)

203 Believe me, I've thought about it. It really wouldn't go over well in Westport, CT, however. At all.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 01, 2021 03:10 PM (mdjgu)
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See. I told ya. Covid-obedience outranks color these days--except for the George Floyd Memorial Riots, that is.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2021 03:13 PM (8cftc)

204 Good grief. Another California transplant has just moved here, and introduced himself on Nextdoor.

His name is.....Earth......Earth Shwartz. Not kidding.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 01, 2021 03:13 PM (ptqGC)

205 Where's Beavers mother? We need someone who can translate "throw wooden shoes into the machinery" (Sabotage in Dutch from the Dutch word Sabot = wooden shoe) into Baltimore Jive?

Do you think Nancy Pelosi, daughter of a former mayor of Baltimore and her "Italian friends" had anything to do with this?

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at April 01, 2021 03:13 PM (EMi53)

206
Believe me, I've thought about it. It really wouldn't go over well in Westport, CT, however. At all.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 01, 2021 03:10 PM (mdjgu)

Ah. White supremacy. I get it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

207 Good grief. Another California transplant has just moved here, and introduced himself on Nextdoor.

His name is.....Earth......Earth Shwartz. Not kidding.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 01, 2021 03:13 PM (ptqGC)

May the Shwartz be with you.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

208 > Funny how that works. The popularity of Archie Bunker made Norman Lear extremely rich, but a little guilty at the same time. He never expected anyone to actually like Archie Bunker.

The creator of The Sopranos was pretty upset so many people rooted for the gangsters. The actor who played Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad was pretty vocal about his disgust for people rooting for Walter White.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2021 03:14 PM (YYlyE)

209 It would be hilarious if the vaccine came in 2 versions, one for males with XY chromosomes, and one for females with XX chromosomes. And if you took the wrong one, you'd turn inside out through your butthole and then die.

I'd like to see the tranny speech police square that circle.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 01, 2021 03:14 PM (xfb67)

210 This screw up at the J&J factory is reminding me of the ditz who worked quality control at the M&M factory and kept throwing out any candy that had a w on it instead of an m.

Posted by: 496 at April 01, 2021 03:14 PM (U1eOr)

211 Pfizer says its vaccine continues to be effective against COVID-19 up to six months later.

You mean I won't get a flu the entire summer? Outstanding work! That's just like every other summer.

Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2021 03:14 PM (SwCv8)

212 why would Boulder Hobo return here? I mean, we're all dead of COVID by now, amiright?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 01, 2021 03:13 PM (j9HX3)
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Reminds me of Rick Wilson's prediction that conservatives would be attending a lot of funerals (if the governor let you, anyway).

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2021 03:14 PM (8cftc)

213 I also think some of it is that a lot of people live in a culture where petty crime is pretty normalized. "I can't believe they threw John in jail, all he was doing was selling a little weed. Whats the big deal?!?"

So there's kind of an attitude of "well, good, they shouldn't go to jail for minor stuff."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 01, 2021 03:01 PM (UPoLF)

That would be my brother in law. For the past 7 years he's been driving around town without a license and hanging with a druggy whore. He's now currently in jail after about 35 traffic/misdemeanor and felony charges. He was out on bail for 3 years awaiting trial on felony possession, being busted in that time for beating up said whore druggy, getting busted for drugs again, and then getting busted for having drugs and a handgun. Even after all that, he didn't get put into jail until last month when he faked a license plate for his car.

Oh, and his defense? Not his drugs, and the gun wasn't his, didn't work, had no ammo and his friend thought he could fix the gun.

Want to guess how many charges the localities declined to prosecute? Answer, over half.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 01, 2021 03:14 PM (I8FKK)

214 Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 01, 2021 03:12 PM (hpVf/)
Yeah, I have no sympathy for him. He was all onboard the deplatforming train when it came to other people.

He's also got the Ben Shapiro conman vibe going on. I don't really watch a lot of him though, so I can't say for sure he sucks, but I suspect he does.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 01, 2021 03:14 PM (UPoLF)

215 Now imagine if this incident turns out to NOT be the first time these folks have screwed up the ingredients...

We are talking lives here, not a batch of brownies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2021 03:14 PM (HYKrK)

216 sigh. can't make PDP-11 joke because pixy thinks "*kerchunk* ." is a long unbroken string of text.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 01, 2021 03:15 PM (v3pYe)

217 This was sabatoge, everyone wants the JJ vaccine because its modeled after proven medical tech, the flu shot which we get every year. The JJ is not an mRNA vax.

I agree with this, btw.

I myself was waiting for the JandJ vaccine. I guess I'll never get vaccinated then, oh well.

fortunately my trip to New York State predated the new Cuomo "vaccine passport" requirements

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 01, 2021 03:15 PM (j9HX3)

218 Workers at a plant in Baltimore manufacturing two coronavirus vaccines accidentally conflated the ingredients several weeks ago, contaminating up to 15 million doses of Johnson Johnson's vaccine and forcing regulators to delay authorization of the plant's production lines.
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That's pretty vague. I have no experience being a worker in a vaccine manufacturing facility, so maybe someone can put me some knowledge. How does it work? Employees just running around mixing this and that together until they have the right number of doses?

Sure makes me want to run right out and get a shot ASAP!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 01, 2021 03:15 PM (hVqGz)

219 As evidence for Baltimore's shithole city status: Crime is now legal. Yay.
.........

Los Angeles also. Gascon is disbanding the hardcore gang unit because he finds that term "offensive to the community".

Posted by: wth at April 01, 2021 03:15 PM (v0R5T)

220 209 It would be hilarious if the vaccine came in 2 versions, one for males with XY chromosomes, and one for females with XX chromosomes. And if you took the wrong one, you'd turn inside out through your butthole and then die.

I'd like to see the tranny speech police square that circle.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 01, 2021 03:14 PM (xfb67)

Let them try identifying as a different blood type when they get a transfusion. Hilarity will ensue.

Posted by: Roy at April 01, 2021 03:15 PM (Ti+Tv)

221 > The fear that the mRNA vax can make women sterile

This is true. Hardly any women over 70 years old have gotten pregnant after receiving the vaccine.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 01, 2021 03:15 PM (JZT2F)

222 We are basically playing out what happened in South Africa, on a much more compressed timeline. Our government cant even do basic things any more.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 01, 2021 03:15 PM (6/LtX)

223 I don't think J and J is a typical vaccine either. From what I've read.

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2021 03:16 PM (wNdGA)

224 Workers Accidentally Ruin 15 Million Doses of the J&J Vaccine

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You'd think after ruining the first million or two, somebody would catch on...

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2021 03:16 PM (O+I8R)

225 It means precisely that. They mixed it up. Say the recipe called for a gallon of ingredient "A" and a quart of ingredient "B." They mixed in a quart of ingredient "A" and a gallon of ingredient "B." Something like that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 03:12 PM (Jsjd7)

A friend of mine told me about "Polaroid percent." Instead of, say (making this up), making a 10% solution of ethanol in water by adding 100 mL of ethanol to 900 mL of water (yeah, I know, ethanol-water mixtures actually contract a bit, but never mind), Polaroid employees made them by taking a 1 L of water and adding 100 mL of ethanol.

Why? Because assembly line employees couldn't figure out the first one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2021 03:16 PM (YqDXo)

226 His name is.....Earth......Earth Shwartz. Not kidding.

Well, can't get "less white" than that.

Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2021 03:16 PM (SwCv8)

227 Funny how that works. The popularity of Archie Bunker made Norman Lear extremely rich, but a little guilty at the same time. He never expected anyone to actually like Archie Bunker.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 01, 2021 03:08 PM (mdjgu)
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This happens all the time. They write a character to be hated as the obvious backwards old troll he is intended to be, but it backfires spectacularly and he becomes a hero. Archie Bunker, Al Bundy, the boss character from "Parks and Rec," the list goes on.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 03:16 PM (Jsjd7)

228

Sarah Palin Reveals COVID Diagnosis and 'Bizarre' Symptoms, Urges Others to Continue Wearing Masks

https://is.gd/nBY8Lx

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2021 03:16 PM (63Dwl)

229 I also think some of it is that a lot of people live in a culture where petty crime is pretty normalized. "I can't believe they threw John in jail, all he was doing was selling a little weed. Whats the big deal?!?"
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But it's a good thing they shot an unarmed woman for reaching through a door!

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2021 03:17 PM (8cftc)

230 Good grief. Another California transplant has just moved here, and introduced himself on Nextdoor.

His name is.....Earth......Earth Shwartz. Not kidding.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 01, 2021 03:13 PM (ptqGC)
........

Is his wife's name Gaia?

Posted by: wth at April 01, 2021 03:17 PM (v0R5T)

231 Finally got back, which make of vaccine was wiped out?

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2021 03:17 PM (Cxk7w)

232 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 01, 2021 03:14 PM (I8FKK)

Yeah, I encountered a lot of that when I worked in a prosecutors office.

Like "dude. Your license is suspended. That means don't drive. And for fucks sake, if you're going to drive, make sure the car is registered and inspected. And if you're going to drive with no license, registration, or inspection, make sure all of your tail lights work, and you don't have drugs and firearms in the car. HOW MANY LAWS CAN YOU POSSIBLY BREAK AT ONCE?!"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 01, 2021 03:17 PM (UPoLF)

233 It's not only the White Woke Women who are being bossy and have discovered their Purpose in Life with this nonsense. Plenty of men have bought into it too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 01, 2021 03:17 PM (/XOcP)

234 'They' want to depopulate us.
Posted by: KarlHungus

I want to depopulate half of us...

Posted by: Will Protest That for a Dollar! at April 01, 2021 03:17 PM (nBm8Z)

235 > His name is.....Earth......Earth Shwartz. Not kidding.

Old joke. 29-year-olds will probably recognize the punch line:

"Tonto. Tonto Goldstein."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 01, 2021 03:17 PM (JZT2F)

236 Whoever wrote Donald Trump intended him to be hated by everyone but that backfired too.

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2021 03:17 PM (wNdGA)

237 Oh and Sundowner the vaccine king is going to be pissed his hard work has been ruined

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2021 03:17 PM (Cxk7w)

238 Anyway. Good thing my sis didn't start driving or she likely would have ended up with Timmy puree.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2021 02:51 PM (L2ZTs)

LOL, done that. Got into my friend's car - I was high AF at the time, he was driving. He started the car to a RRREEEEEOOOO - WWWWWWEEEEERRRRR!!!!!! He said I should have seen the look on my face - I think we both thought it was the car TBH. Luckily, he didn't try again, we got out, popped the hood and there was his roomy's stupid cat (named Weasel) that had crawled up into the engine bay to get warm. Now it was caught under the alternator belt. He didn't like it, but I cut the belt to get the cat out, and of course got shredded for my efforts. Then, the only car left was mine, which we took that #^$& cat to the vet. Of course, no reimbursement was forthcoming. Spent the rest of the day putting a new belt on. Still not a fan of cats.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 01, 2021 03:17 PM (46GDR)

239 Workers Accidentally Ruin 15 Million Doses of the J&J Vaccine

What do you mean they left out the microchips?! Throw it away!

Posted by: Bill Gates at April 01, 2021 03:17 PM (SwCv8)

240 221 > The fear that the mRNA vax can make women sterile

This is true. Hardly any women over 70 years old have gotten pregnant after receiving the vaccine.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 01, 2021 03:15 PM (JZT2F)

LOL!

There's a lot of silliness afoot. mRNA codes for proteins; that's it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2021 03:17 PM (YqDXo)

241 sigh. can't make PDP-11 joke because pixy thinks "*kerchunk* ." is a long unbroken string of text.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 01, 2021 03:15 PM (v3pYe)
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Go with VMS commands from the VAX. They might fare better.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 03:18 PM (Jsjd7)

242 Oh and Sundowner the vaccine king is going to be pissed his hard work has been ruined

I bet it was a Trump factory that he inherited.

Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2021 03:18 PM (SwCv8)

243 This happens all the time. They write a character to be hated as the obvious backwards old troll he is intended to be, but it backfires spectacularly and he becomes a hero. Archie Bunker, Al Bundy, the boss character from "Parks and Rec," the list goes on.

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And ironically, Mike Stivic came off as an odious blowhard bigmouth.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2021 03:18 PM (O+I8R)

244 185 speaking of , did toilet boulder hobo founce ? did he just disappear into the night ? or did he perform a grand exit performance. I missed it.
Posted by: chango lot at April 01, 2021 02:53 PM (g741k)

Oh that imbecile? He left for a while and then came back right after the fake election to rub the result in our stupid hick hillbilly unmasked faces. Unmasking *himself* as a total asshole. I have more respect for raimondo.
Posted by: ... at April 01, 2021 03:10 PM (wN

Couldn't tell for a moment of you meant chemjeff or bth

Posted by: Buzzion at April 01, 2021 03:19 PM (zd+V8)

245 Too bad they didn't mix in Ingredient X...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2021 03:19 PM (HYKrK)

246 Welcome to the neighborhood. Now GTFO.

Posted by: Nextdoor at April 01, 2021 03:19 PM (v0R5T)

247 HOW MANY LAWS CAN YOU POSSIBLY BREAK AT ONCE?!"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 01, 2021 03:17 PM (UPoLF)
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The more you break, the more exhilarating the experience!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 03:19 PM (Jsjd7)

248 231 Finally got back, which make of vaccine was wiped out?
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2021 03:17 PM (Cxk7w)

The Dick Vaccine.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2021 03:19 PM (lmikk)

249 I bet it was a Trump factory that he inherited.
Posted by: t-bird

Nope - Umbrella

Posted by: 496 at April 01, 2021 03:19 PM (U1eOr)

250 So off I went to get dose 1 yesterday at a mass vax clinic.

They hand me a little questionnaire. Have you ever had an allergic reaction to a vax? Have you ever had a reaction to something else injected? My answers are yes and yes (almost died from anaphylactic shock from CT scan dye reaction).

These f'ing geniuses (1) refuse to give any information regarding the history or prevalence of allergic reactions to this vax and (2) tell me their protocol is to have me pull off to a 30 minute parking lot and have me honk the horn should I collapse from anaphylaxis (how is that going to happen, exactly?).

They finally called over the head doctor who doctorsplains to me that it's up to me whether I feel comfortable given that there's no hospital within 20 minute drive and no helicopters on site and the EMS dudes are standing around chit chatting. She advises me to get the vaccine in a hospital setting. That scenario doesn't exist in my state.

F it. I'm not getting a vaccination if nobody will give me sufficient information about what could happen to me and has plans in place for instances where things that could go wrong.

Posted by: the other coyote at April 01, 2021 03:19 PM (jSj7o)

251 This happens all the time. They write a character to be hated as the obvious backwards old troll he is intended to be, but it backfires spectacularly and he becomes a hero. Archie Bunker, Al Bundy, the boss character from "Parks and Rec," the list goes on.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 03:16 PM (Jsjd7)
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Alex P. Keaton for one on economic issues instead of social ones.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 01, 2021 03:19 PM (hVqGz)

252 Posted by: Buzzion at April 01, 2021 03:19 PM (zd+V

Twins

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2021 03:20 PM (wNdGA)

253 And ironically, Mike Stivic came off as an odious blowhard bigmouth.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2021 03:18 PM (O+I8R)
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Self-righteousness can do that.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2021 03:20 PM (8cftc)

254 I would have thought in this day and age of automated everything even a vaccine would be made automatically. What purpose did the employees serve?

Oh, wait... never mind.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 01, 2021 03:20 PM (3H9h1)

255 Workers Accidentally Ruin 15 Million Doses of the J&J Vaccine
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How on earth will we vaccinate all our new central American friends?

Posted by: wth at April 01, 2021 03:21 PM (v0R5T)

256 They just need some space to destroy.
Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2021 02:47 PM (8cftc)

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That didn't age well.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 01, 2021 03:21 PM (hpVf/)

257 Well.. shit. That's the one I was waiting on.

Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 01, 2021 03:21 PM (nxdel)

258 Good grief. Another California transplant has just moved here, and introduced himself on Nextdoor.

His name is.....Earth......Earth Shwartz. Not kidding.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 01, 2021 03:13 PM (ptqGC)

Can I call you Dirt for short? F me, I'm sorry. If when I move to a sane state, I plan to introduce myself in person. I'll take over some beer or wine and apologize for being from CA, and promise I won't be voting blue, at least until I shuffle off this mortal coil.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 01, 2021 03:21 PM (46GDR)

259 >>This was sabatoge, everyone wants the JJ vaccine because its modeled after proven medical tech, the flu shot which we get every year. The JJ is not an mRNA vax.

I have become so cynical that that would not surprise me if true.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2021 03:21 PM (bDqIh)

260 > And ironically, Mike Stivic came off as an odious blowhard bigmouth.

I'm not sure what kind of drugs Lear was on when he cast Rob Reiner as an "intellectual", but it must've been some good shit, even for the '70s.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 01, 2021 03:21 PM (JZT2F)

261 So heads will roll at Johnson and Johnson!!!Nah...not really.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 01, 2021 02:55 PM (Qyb2w)

Heads and shoulders!

Posted by: InCali at April 01, 2021 03:22 PM (9AFWN)

262 It's probably a mercy to older Americans. A Virginia man took the J&J, and his skin peeled off. Coincidentally, of course.

Richard Terrell, 74, in Goochland, VA

Posted by: callsign claymore at April 01, 2021 03:22 PM (vIrCr)

263 228
Sarah Palin Reveals COVID Diagnosis and 'Bizarre' Symptoms, Urges Others to Continue Wearing Masks

https://is.gd/nBY8Lx
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2021 03:16 PM (63Dwl)

Does she wear masks? If so, or even also if not - then she should STFU and make us some sammiches.

Posted by: Roy at April 01, 2021 03:22 PM (Ti+Tv)

264 The only smart person in Baltimore was on vacation that day.

Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2021 03:22 PM (3aI0K)

265 Workers Accidentally Ruin 15 Million Doses of the J&J Vaccine

Can we send it to a third world country ?
Like we do with losing team super bowl shirts

Posted by: Busted Can Of Biscuits at April 01, 2021 03:22 PM (2cfUo)

266 And ironically, Mike Stivic came off as an odious blowhard bigmouth.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2021 03:18 PM (O+I8R)

Says it all, doesn't it? Leftists think they're beloved of all, little realizing that a lot of people hate their guts.

In academia I once had a raving, flaming feminist come complain to me that after work, when the guys went off to get a beer, they never invited her.

"And after all I've done for them, correcting them right away in no uncertain terms whenever they say anything sexist or racist or homophobic."

I just looked at her. She had no clue.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2021 03:23 PM (YqDXo)

267 She advises me to get the vaccine in a hospital setting. That scenario doesn't exist in my state.

F it. I'm not getting a vaccination if nobody will give me
sufficient information about what could happen to me and has plans in
place for instances where things that could go wrong.

Posted by: the other coyote at April 01, 2021 03:19 PM (jSj7o)

Your hospitals aren't vaccination sites?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 01, 2021 03:23 PM (45fpk)

268 Yeah, I encountered a lot of that when I worked in a prosecutors office.

Like "dude. Your license is suspended. That means don't drive. And for fucks sake, if you're going to drive, make sure the car is registered and inspected. And if you're going to drive with no license, registration, or inspection, make sure all of your tail lights work, and you don't have drugs and firearms in the car. HOW MANY LAWS CAN YOU POSSIBLY BREAK AT ONCE?!"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 01, 2021 03:17 PM (UPoLF)

I had to go to traffic court once for some BS, but one of the guys ahead of me was up for like his 4th driving without a license, registration, insurance, etc. conviction. The judge gave him the maximum fine, again. And the guy flat out said to the judge, "I didn't pay the other ones, what makes you think I'm going to pay this one."

I don't know what happened to the guy, but I like to think he's still out there, driving without a license because it would be hard to walk with the giant brass balls on that guy.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 01, 2021 03:23 PM (xfb67)

269 His name is.....Earth......Earth Shwartz. Not kidding.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 01, 2021 03:13 PM (ptqGC)
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Black Earth, eh?

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2021 03:23 PM (8cftc)

270 How long until businesses say, "You know, everyone left in Baltimore, including our employees, is a low IQ crackhead. Maybe it's time to go"?

Posted by: Wally at April 01, 2021 03:23 PM (e8LQ4)

271 >>> Whoever wrote Donald Trump intended him to be hated by everyone but that backfired too.
Posted by: ... at April 01, 2021 03:17 PM (wNdGA)

It happens.

Posted by: Rorschach at April 01, 2021 03:23 PM (pnzcV)

272 I think I might have a modest victory on the "data management" front. As some of you know, I recently moved. I did *not* (so far) get an invitation to Nextdoor, either through E-Mail or snail mail. They are active in my neighborhood, but they don't know that I am here in order to solicit to me. This surprises me, since land owners are public record and they *could* have sent snail mail to my name - but perhaps they don't bother if they can't match you online.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 03:23 PM (Jsjd7)

273 F it. I'm not getting a vaccination if nobody will give me sufficient information about what could happen to me and has plans in place for instances where things that could go wrong.

*

This is unreasonable since there were extensive tests performed on people with allergies.

Oh wait, never mind. That's other injections.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at April 01, 2021 03:23 PM (jYrdS)

274 > A Virginia man took the J&J, and his skin peeled off.

I know a guy who ate at Burger King and only a week later was struck by lightning.

Fill in the blanks!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 01, 2021 03:23 PM (JZT2F)

275 500 quatloos says Earth Schwartz wears a manbun.

Posted by: wth at April 01, 2021 03:23 PM (v0R5T)

276 His name is.....Earth......Earth Shwartz. Not kidding.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 01, 2021 03:13 PM (ptqGC)

May the Shwartz be with you.

Auto correct turned that into ash warts!

Posted by: InCali at April 01, 2021 03:24 PM (9AFWN)

277 Really? Pillow Cube?

I guess it is not shitting unicorns.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2021 03:24 PM (lmikk)

278 Good grief. Another California transplant has just moved here, and introduced himself on Nextdoor.

His name is.....Earth......Earth Shwartz. Not kidding.

I wouldn't immediately assume they're an asshole. They might be, but it's possible they're not. I know a woman named Tree. She is a hardworking, salt of the earth, conservative woman.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2021 03:24 PM (YYlyE)

279 Don't get fooled by imitations !! Get the real ShamWow

Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2021 03:24 PM (3aI0K)

280 I saw some guy on TV said he took the vaccine and then was abducted by aliens.

Posted by: Roy at April 01, 2021 03:24 PM (Ti+Tv)

281 I mean Rorschach - love that character

but then again I loved Heath Ledger's Joker as well

and he blew up a hospital

so I'm not exactly morally ok

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 01, 2021 03:24 PM (j9HX3)

282 > And the guy flat out said to the judge, "I didn't pay the other ones, what makes you think I'm going to pay this one."

There are certain advantages to being judgment-proof, to be sure.

If you just do not GAF about going to jail, what are they gonna do? The whole point of the fine is to make money for the gubbmint, but putting you in jail costs the gubbmint money.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 01, 2021 03:25 PM (JZT2F)

283 Kinda retarded to think people would NOT cheer for Walter White or the Soprano gangsters. WW was a sympathetic character who was thrust into a situation because uhm he had fucking cancer!!!! And Tony was at heart a good guy.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 01, 2021 03:25 PM (stzSa)

284 267 No, all the doses are going to mass vax clinics and even the hospitals that have them are doing them out in parking lots and big warehouses away from the actual hospital. No crash carts around.

Posted by: the other coyote at April 01, 2021 03:25 PM (jSj7o)

285 234 'They' want to depopulate us.
Posted by: KarlHungus

I want to depopulate half of us...

Same...

But I also want the jj vax and only the jj vax

Posted by: KarlHungus at April 01, 2021 03:25 PM (MCaq+)

286 BabylonBee: Disney Ordered To Pay Reparations To Longtime Star Wars Fans

Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2021 03:25 PM (3aI0K)

287 She is a hardworking, salt of the earth, conservative woman.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2021 03:24 PM (YYlyE)

My wife is salt of the earth. Not as good as it sounds. The sex is...different.

Posted by: Lot at April 01, 2021 03:25 PM (e8LQ4)

288 Another sign of our screwed up times. J&J will no longer be selling baby powder in the US because they got sued for causing cancer in hoohahs.

But sure, rush tested vaccine injections are A-Okay!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 01, 2021 03:26 PM (xfb67)

289 Well, I can't watch the Royals, dammit. Reduced to listening to it on the radio.

Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 01, 2021 03:26 PM (nxdel)

290 >"I've always hoped to have gay children some day, but I have two gay cats."
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 01, 2021 03:06 PM (ptqGC)

In case anyone doubt that the latest trans insanity in kids is the manifestation of being the new purse puppies for wine moms.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 01, 2021 03:26 PM (DXFDM)

291
500 quatloos says Earth Schwartz wears a manbun.

Posted by: wth at April 01, 2021 03:23 PM (v0R5T)

He's from Sonoma, and all the other CA transplants welcomed him. I am dismayed to discover how many former San Franciscans have moved here. No wonder the state is turning blue. Someone told him, "You're going to love the lower taxes here!" And all I could think was, "Yep. And you're going to vote to turn us into the same shitholes you left."

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 01, 2021 03:26 PM (ptqGC)

292 RE: Baltimore

I (could) couldn't care less.

I've heard it both ways.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 01, 2021 03:26 PM (IzWqf)

293 I wouldn't immediately assume they're an asshole. They might be, but it's possible they're not. I know a woman named Tree. She is a hardworking, salt of the earth, conservative woman.

Mom ?

Posted by: Groot at April 01, 2021 03:26 PM (2cfUo)

294 Hey congrats to the nationals...did they all take the J&J vacine?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2021 03:26 PM (GPwVZ)

295 It happens.
Posted by: Rorschach at April 01, 2021 03:23 PM (pnzcV)
---
Yeah, you have to wonder what went through Alan Moore's head to think that Rorschach would *not* be the hero, after he took a stand for the *truth*.

Rorshach *is* the hero of the story.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2021 03:27 PM (8cftc)

296 Good grief. Another California transplant has just moved here, and introduced himself on Nextdoor.

His name is.....Earth......Earth Shwartz. Not kidding.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 01, 2021 03:13 PM (ptqGC)

Sorry for you, but if all the liberals leave California I will believe in the power of prayer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2021 03:27 PM (YqDXo)

297 280 I saw some guy on TV said he took the vaccine and then was abducted by aliens.
Mexicans or ETs ?

Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2021 03:27 PM (3aI0K)

298 The young woman who gave me my first vaccination told me she was from San Francisco. And then she said this: "I've always hoped to have gay children some day, but I have two gay cats."

Two gay cats....okay ....

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2021 03:27 PM (4LH9f)

299 > I'm not sure what kind of drugs Lear was on when he cast Rob Reiner as an "intellectual", but it must've been some good shit, even for the '70s.

That said, Sally Struthers was highly bangable in the first couple of seasons. Annoying, but bangable.

Young people won't believe that nowadays, just as they don't want to believe there was a time when Cher was highly bangable.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 01, 2021 03:27 PM (JZT2F)

300 If you are here illegally you can drive drunk without a license or insurance, with no cares in the world. If you are a tax paying citizen, and your registration is 12 minutes past expiration, you will be fined heavily.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 01, 2021 03:27 PM (stzSa)

301 >>The young woman who gave me my first vaccination told me she was from San Francisco. And then she said this: "I've always hoped to have gay children some day, but I have two gay cats."

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2021 03:28 PM (bDqIh)

302 there was a time when Cher was highly bangable.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 01, 2021 03:27 PM (JZT2F)

Yeah maybe, kinda but after you banged her, you tended to ski into trees. Take that for what it is worth

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2021 03:28 PM (GPwVZ)

303

Overall, Biden's job approval sits at a healthy 61% as he enters his third month in office, according to the AP-NORC survey. That's well above the approval ratings for his predecessor, Donald Trump, at this same point in his presidency. Trump's overall approval rating never topped 50% in an AP-NORC survey.

Biden and his advisers contend that despite the litany of issues facing the country, he will be judged foremost on his handling of the pandemic, now in its second year.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2021 03:28 PM (63Dwl)

304 Just got back from Academy Sports. They still had a boatload of 9mm Blaser Brass , 9mm Federal, 45 White Box and .380 Hornady Black JHP as well as all the rifle ammo. Unfortunately it's a two box limit on any combo of ammo.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 01, 2021 03:28 PM (2DOZq)

305 1 other vaccine makers are behind this
2 Leftists sabotage for the good of the totalitarian
3 Someone was way over their head in charge of this and it's just the biggest fk up in years.

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2021 03:28 PM (Cxk7w)

306 two gay cats

that's it. SMOD deliver us!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 01, 2021 03:28 PM (j9HX3)

307 Like "dude. Your license is suspended. That means don't drive.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 01, 2021 03:17 PM

Important safety tip. If your license has been suspended, and you are in court for your case, do not have the car key on your keychain. You get a lot more scrutiny from the judge in that case.

Posted by: Chuck C at April 01, 2021 03:28 PM (awtm/)

308 If the vaccine made you four inches longer and four inches taller and came with a hot blonde girl with a four billion dollar trust fund, I still wouldn't take it.

I mean, who wants to be fourteen inches and six foot eight with twelve billion dollars?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2021 03:29 PM (Q87rR)

309 It's probably a mercy to older Americans. A Virginia man took the JJ, and his skin peeled off. Coincidentally, of course.
Man, that kind of stuff really gets under my skin. Heh, I flay me.

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2021 03:29 PM (v16oJ)

310 Aero Precision M4E1 Stripped Lower Receiver - Black; $89.24; https://bit.ly/3uaYUUH

Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2021 03:29 PM (YYlyE)

311 He's from Sonoma, and all the other CA transplants welcomed him. I am dismayed to discover how many former San Franciscans have moved here. No wonder the state is turning blue. Someone told him, "You're going to love the lower taxes here!" And all I could think was, "Yep. And you're going to vote to turn us into the same shitholes you left."

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 01, 2021 03:26 PM (ptqGC)

When we were thinking about fleeing to AZ a liberal acquaintance told me they were thinking the same thing.

"No. NO, NO, NO. You voted for this shit. You stay here and live with the consequences. You don't get to move to another state, where I have no doubt you will vote for the same idiotic crap you voted for here."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2021 03:29 PM (YqDXo)

312

Look up the number of Vaccine Reportable Events and serious side effects in patients who have received the placebo....

If you ever doubted we have a significant percentage of the population with mental illness, this will cure you of that.

My favorite so far is the placebo injection causing a prolapsed uterus...

Posted by: Will Protest That for a Dollar! at April 01, 2021 03:29 PM (nBm8Z)

313 Another sign of our screwed up times. J&J will no longer be selling baby powder in the US because they got sued for causing cancer in hoohahs.

This is such bullshit. I thought so at the time and still do.

Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 01, 2021 03:29 PM (nxdel)

314 At least the cats weren't TRAN, because that would be weird.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 01, 2021 03:29 PM (ptqGC)

315 CA was always in the business of sexually corrupting minors.

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2021 03:29 PM (4LH9f)

316 If you are here illegally you can drive drunk without a license or insurance, with no cares in the world. If you are a tax paying citizen, and your registration is 12 minutes past expiration, you will be fined heavily.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 01, 2021 03:27 PM (stzSa)
++++
Yes. Nothing like being reduced to second-class status because you're a productive citizen living in a sanctuary city.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 03:29 PM (Jsjd7)

317 It's probably a mercy to older Americans. A Virginia man took the JJ, and his skin peeled off. Coincidentally, of course.
Man, that kind of stuff really gets under my skin. Heh, I flay me.
Posted by: pep at April 01, 2021 03:29 PM (v16oJ)

Not just a vaccine, but an exfoliant, too!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2021 03:29 PM (YqDXo)

318 I don't buy Sundowner's popularity numbers.

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2021 03:29 PM (Cxk7w)

319 This happens all the time. They write a character to be hated as the obvious backwards old troll he is intended to be, but it backfires spectacularly and he becomes a hero. Archie Bunker, Al Bundy, the boss character from "Parks and Rec," the list goes on.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021

***

Back when TV and movies actually wrote characters correctly, they would ssometimes have an "other," an exotic person. Not intended to be hated, but not anticipated to become as popular as, or sometimes more popular than, the lead. Illya Kuryakin and Mr. Spock (who have a lot in common besides that) come to mind.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 01, 2021 03:29 PM (/XOcP)

320 No, all the doses are going to mass vax clinics and
even the hospitals that have them are doing them out in parking lots and
big warehouses away from the actual hospital. No crash carts around.

Posted by: the other coyote at April 01, 2021 03:25 PM (jSj7o)

That seems pretty irresponsible on their part. I got mine in the hospital, with three other nurses in the space. Regular hospital floor with all the regular hospital stuff. They made me wait in a common area for 20 minutes afterwards. There was a nurse in there as well who checked my time before I could go.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 01, 2021 03:29 PM (45fpk)

321 Jazz Shaw notes that the "Empty the Jails" policy is animated by the obvious lie that criminal law just "punishes poverty."
Between punishing poverty and punishing being productive, I know which one makes less sense.

Posted by: Socratease at April 01, 2021 03:30 PM (2GbWn)

322 1 other vaccine makers are behind this
2 Leftists sabotage for the good of the totalitarian
3 Someone was way over their head in charge of this and it's just the biggest fk up in years.
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2021 03:28 PM (Cxk7w)
++++
tinfoil
4. They found a problem that they can fix but they need to halt distribution immediately
/tinfoil

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 03:30 PM (Jsjd7)

323 If you are here illegally you can drive drunk without a license or insurance, with no cares in the world. If you are a tax paying citizen, and your registration is 12 minutes past expiration, you will be fined heavily.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 01, 2021 03:27 PM (stzSa)

You live in California too?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2021 03:30 PM (YqDXo)

324 "No. NO, NO, NO. You voted for this shit. You stay here and live with the consequences. You don't get to move to another state, where I have no doubt you will vote for the same idiotic crap you voted for here."

yep...I'm just gonna wait it out and retire to the newly-conservative state of New York I guess

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 01, 2021 03:30 PM (j9HX3)

325 Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 01, 2021 03:28 PM (2DOZq)

I've actually considered driving 30 miles to my closest Academy just to hopefully score some 380. Went to the range today and they STILL have no 380 to shoot with.

Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 01, 2021 03:30 PM (nxdel)

326 Is this acct. juvenile or what? Anyway...the dogs are going back to Delaware:

@TheOvalPawffice

Woof! We have sad news: after careful pawnsideration, we have decided to return to Delaware after Easter and live there, in peace. It wasn't an easy decision to make. We will miss the White House and our parents so much! - #DOTUS

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2021 03:31 PM (cF8AT)

327 Hey congrats to the nationals...did they all take the J&J vacine?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2021 03:26 PM (GPwVZ)
---------

No idea, but I heard on the radio yesterday that one tested positive for Covid so he and four others who were exposed weren't playing today. And I see that the game was postponed because of Covid, according to the MLB app. Did they actually play?

Posted by: bluebell at April 01, 2021 03:31 PM (/669Q)

328 "It means precisely that. They mixed it up."

yeah, simple enough. I use the term for when someone deliberately "conflates" one thing into another ... like "white Hispanic" to try to squeeze whiteness into the Hispanic column. (which it technically already is, but not specifically/culturally). --

So I looked it up "Conflate is a more formal way to say "mix together," and it's typically used for texts or ideas. You probably wouldn't say you conflated the ingredients for a cake.." --

... As someone said, "conflated" sounds smarter than "screwed up".

Posted by: illiniwek at April 01, 2021 03:31 PM (Cus5s)

329
He got to experience the "first they came for Trump and I didn't say anything"situation. In the first breath he accepted YouTube's right to decide what is truth.

He is done.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 01, 2021 03:12 PM (hpVf/)

He said that he's not said any of those things because he CAN'T. He didn't want to be banned. So, he didn't say it.

Not that he doesn't believe there was election fraud. He's NOT ALLOWED to say anything if he wants to keep his channel up and making money.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

330 I get texts to my cell phone from some group(s) that think I'm a LIV dummiecrat. Lately this mostly "vote blue" group is sending texts "will you commit to wear two masks to top COVID" SNORT. I suppose if I replied back with enough scathing scorn instead of just deleting they'd drop me from their text list and they probably have enough dupes and bulk rates that they are not even paying .01 per text they waste on me. But my phone typing is atrocious and slow so to date I just ignore em.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 01, 2021 03:31 PM (Aashi)

331 326. Prop status....completed.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 01, 2021 03:31 PM (6/LtX)

332 227 Funny how that works. The popularity of Archie Bunker made Norman Lear extremely rich, but a little guilty at the same time. He never expected anyone to actually like Archie Bunker.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 01, 2021 03:08 PM (mdjgu)
++++
This happens all the time. They write a character to be hated as the obvious backwards old troll he is intended to be, but it backfires spectacularly and he becomes a hero. Archie Bunker, Al Bundy, the boss character from "Parks and Rec," the list goes on.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 03:16 PM (Jsjd7)

Cartman on South Park.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 01, 2021 03:31 PM (I8FKK)

333 313 Another sign of our screwed up times. J&J will no longer be selling baby powder in the US because they got sued for causing cancer in hoohahs.

This is such bullshit. I thought so at the time and still do.
Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 01, 2021 03:29 PM (nxdel)

This.

Now do "Roundup," the Alar of our era.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2021 03:31 PM (YqDXo)

334 I love people who wear a mask and get Covid telling me to be sure to wear a mask. It ain't a fashion statement sugar tits.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 01, 2021 03:31 PM (2DOZq)

335 Seems to me there are few here edging towards bth territory when you have the temerity to question the experimental vaccines.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 01, 2021 03:31 PM (DXFDM)

336 I just looked at her. She had no clue.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2021 03:23 PM (YqDXo)

I always avoid get-togethers whenever possible, given where I work. I don't want to hear a Canadian chick talk about whatever talking point she got from HuffPo or some prof talk about some CNN talking point they got the other day.

Yes, I'm also an anti-social bastid who's kinda bland, but the anti-social part didn't get really persistent until I heard "academics" talk about subjects outside their wheelhouse.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 01, 2021 03:32 PM (MBy9l)

337 My favorite so far is the placebo injection causing a prolapsed uterus...

Posted by: Will Protest That for a Dollar! at April 01, 2021 03:29 PM (nBm8Z)

We're you or a loved one harmed while taking a placebo? If so you may be eligible for compensations. Call the Law Offices of.....

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 01, 2021 03:32 PM (xfb67)

338 Wow...more juvenile than I realized!

@TheOvalPawffice

Ha! Gotcha! We're not going anywhere, the White House is our house now! #JustKidding #AprilFools

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2021 03:32 PM (cF8AT)

339 Young people won't believe that nowadays, just as they don't want to believe there was a time when Cher was highly bangable.
She was really something before electricity.

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2021 03:32 PM (v16oJ)

340 e's from Sonoma, and all the other CA transplants welcomed him.

I don't live far from Sonoma... It's a snobby upscale wine area and oh so Liberal.. Maybe you are lucky and this person was trying to get away ....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2021 03:32 PM (Zmnko)

341 Jazz Shaw notes that the "Empty the Jails" policy is animated by the obvious lie that criminal law just "punishes poverty."

Didn't he kill Kennedy?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2021 03:32 PM (yQpMk)

342 Is there no copy and paste alowed anymore? If not check out what the former head of research at Pfizer has to say about the mRNA vax...

Posted by: KarlHungus at April 01, 2021 03:32 PM (MCaq+)

343 Champ the biting dog is probably the one Joe was chasing down the hall while naked and wet, and grabbed his tail when he fell. The dog is probably still pissed about that. Or the dog is an asshole just like Joe.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 01, 2021 03:32 PM (ptqGC)

344 Welcome to the neighborhood. Now GTFO.
Posted by: Nextdoor at April 01, 2021 03:19 PM (v0R5T)

I refuse to use the nextdoor app. I DID install it a few years back when a neighbor was telling me how great it was - but never activated it after I found out what it really was.

One thing my ex (a realtor) did was to make sure she was 100% ignorant of all of this shit - which was one of the few smart things she did. Plausible deniability regarding a lawsuit if you sell a home that's next door to a sex offender. You didn't know. And she'd make sure nobody would tell her there's a pedo living at "X" if her clients followed orders and researched themselves. "don't tell me, I don't want to know". Blissfully ignorant.

Nextdoor just seems to be a way for Karens to get together and plot. The less information they've got about me the better.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 01, 2021 03:32 PM (46GDR)

345 232 Harry,
The word is scofflaw. There is a substantial portion of those that commit minor crimes that simply do not care about violations of the law because they simply lack the ability to contemplate any consequences for any of their actions. They live in the short term.

Even in murder, the dirty secret in urban areas is that the murderer and the victim have extensive criminal histories. The idea of people just randomly snapping and committing murders is more or less a myth (absent perhaps severe medical or mental issues). Murderers almost always have a sequence of criminal history, whether convicted or not, that shows escalating seriousness of offenses. Victims may or may not depending on gang affiliations primarily but they also demonstrate a past criminal history or as the Brits like to say it, they have form.

Posted by: whig at April 01, 2021 03:32 PM (pO7gM)

346 CA Bay Area is a disease. Not surprised they're all hooking up on Nextdoor. Pretty soon they'll be forming emotional support groups.

Posted by: wth at April 01, 2021 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

347 No idea, but I heard on the radio yesterday that one tested positive for Covid so he and four others who were exposed weren't playing today. And I see that the game was postponed because of Covid, according to the MLB app. Did they actually play?

Posted by: bluebell at April 01, 2021 03:31 PM (/669Q)

It was scheduled for tomorrow

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2021 03:33 PM (GPwVZ)

348 Some worker was probably posting on social media. Either that or smoking crack.

Posted by: Marcus T, Molon Labe at April 01, 2021 03:33 PM (VpIIl)

349 When I served on a local grand jury, about 90% of the cases that came before us (450+) were drug-related. Of those, approximately 99.9% were repeat offenders who had long rap sheets for previous drug and car-related offenses (DUIs). By the time any indictments are handed out, most of those people probably committed at least three more offenses.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at April 01, 2021 03:33 PM (ZIoLS)

350 I know a guy who ate at Burger King and only a week later was struck by lightning.

Fill in the blanks!

You know, there is some iron in beef.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 01, 2021 03:34 PM (SchxB)

351 And I see that the game was postponed because of Covid, according to the MLB app. Did they actually play?

Posted by: bluebell at April 01, 2021 03:31 PM (/669Q)

Don't know and don't care. I'm done with sports.

Posted by: InCali at April 01, 2021 03:34 PM (9AFWN)

352 one Aide effect of the Covid bullshit is a mass spreading out of coastal libs into real America. If you can work from anywhere, why live in NY or SF? Move to flyover and live like a king vs in a studio apartment. But still vote straight D.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 01, 2021 03:34 PM (stzSa)

353 Wow...more juvenile than I realized! ...
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2021 03:32 PM (cF8AT)
++++
Wanna know something that will make you lose sleep at night?

We're a nuclear-armed superpower with global power-projection capability.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 03:34 PM (Jsjd7)

354 >Posted by: the other coyote at April 01, 2021 03:19 PM (jSj7o)

You sound like a Science denier to me.

/s if it wasn't obvious

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 01, 2021 03:34 PM (DXFDM)

355
Illya Kuryakin and Mr. Spock (who have a lot in common besides that) come to mind.
Posted by: Wolfus Aureliu

The girls loved Illya.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2021 03:35 PM (63Dwl)

356 It's probably a mercy to older Americans. A Virginia man took the J&J, and his skin peeled off. Coincidentally, of course.
Posted by: callsign claymore at April 01, 2021 03:22 PM

Dozens of people spontaneously molt their skin every year, it's just not widely reported

Posted by: David St. Hubbins at April 01, 2021 03:35 PM (awtm/)

357 Wanna know something that will make you lose sleep at night?

We're a nuclear-armed superpower with global power-projection capability.

With a senile old codger at the wheel

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2021 03:35 PM (Zmnko)

358 Following Biden's orders, the AP has ordered its reporters and editors not to refer to Baltimore's criminals as "criminals".

Moreover, Biden is considering an executive order that all law-abiding individuals in Baltimore County and City will commit at east one felony over the next year, to achieve a more equal society.

Posted by: Sex Workers Association Of America at April 01, 2021 03:36 PM (WcJwr)

359 Earth Schwartz! You know they're starting to call this "earth month" now. A day isn't enough, no.

My wife and my daughter came up with a whole birthday month scheme. Really? So the way it goes is you get all these perks like to pick what to watch on tv or where to go out to eat, etc. And then more perks during your birthday week. And then there's a half birthday 6 months before. What a racket. And here I just had one day a year growing up.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 01, 2021 03:36 PM (Fq1gB)

360 332 227 Funny how that works. The popularity of Archie Bunker made Norman Lear extremely rich, but a little guilty at the same time. He never expected anyone to actually like Archie Bunker.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 01, 2021 03:08 PM (mdjgu)
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This happens all the time. They write a character to be hated as the obvious backwards old troll he is intended to be, but it backfires spectacularly and he becomes a hero. Archie Bunker, Al Bundy, the boss character from "Parks and Rec," the list goes on.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 03:16 PM (Jsjd7)

Cartman on South Park.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 01, 2021 03:31 PM (I8FKK)

Jayne Cobb.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 01, 2021 03:36 PM (dfRN6)

361
Wanna know something that will make you lose sleep at night?

We're a nuclear-armed superpower with global power-projection capability.

With a senile old codger at the wheel

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2021 03:35 PM (Zmnko)
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Wait till Kamala's at the wheel, giggling like a demented hyena.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 01, 2021 03:36 PM (ptqGC)

362 Did Hunter snort that vaccine?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 01, 2021 03:36 PM (8WN1C)

363 357 Wanna know something that will make you lose sleep at night?

We're a nuclear-armed superpower with global power-projection capability.

With a senile old codger at the wheel
Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2021 03:35 PM (Zmnko)

====

To be fair, it's the deep state at the wheel, and the fucking freaked out because someone not of their class became president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at April 01, 2021 03:36 PM (Pyj9K)

364 357 Wanna know something that will make you lose sleep at night?

We're a nuclear-armed superpower with global power-projection capability.

With a senile old codger at the wheel
Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2021 03:35 PM

We told Joe the password to the nukes was password123.

Idiot. It's actually Password1234

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2021 03:37 PM (Q87rR)

365 Vacc thread didn't draw rhomboid like cat to tuna?

Posted by: DaveA at April 01, 2021 03:37 PM (FhXTo)

366 Jayne Cobb.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 01, 2021 03:36 PM (dfRN6)
++++
He had a real arc, though. He went from "asshole" to "asshole who stepped in when needed" to "asshole who betrayed his people" to "asshole who reformed" to "asshole who always has your back."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 03:37 PM (Jsjd7)

367 Wanna know something that will make you lose sleep at night?

We're a nuclear-armed superpower with global power-projection capability.

With a senile old codger at the wheel
=======================
I have bigger problems

Posted by: Jennifer Love Hewitt at April 01, 2021 03:37 PM (WcJwr)

368 Alan Moore supposedly didn't want Rorschach to be anybody's favorite but I'm not sure I buy that. I mean who else would people like? The Comedian, perhaps?

Posted by: Broseidon at April 01, 2021 03:37 PM (icI8A)

369 Experts in Baltimore are looking at a ton of antidotal evidence right now.

Posted by: Rex B at April 01, 2021 03:37 PM (CFrrr)

370 If you are here illegally you can drive drunk without a license or insurance, with no cares in the world. If you are a tax paying citizen, and your registration is 12 minutes past expiration, you will be fined heavily.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 01, 2021 03:27 PM (stzSa)

You live in California too?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2021 03:30 PM (YqDXo)

The AB-60 license here is really just to register illegals to vote. They really don't need a DL. They're 100% exempt from everything. Insurance, registration, smog certificates... And now of course we're having to get the "real ID" DL, because the 2 licenses are identical. Rather than giving them a license that says "ILLEGAL" and looks totally different, it falls on us to make an appointment at DMV (impossible, I've tried) and pay for a DL that we can use to fly. I'm really CA'd out.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 01, 2021 03:37 PM (46GDR)

371 >>> @TheOvalPawffice

PSA: Our taxes are paying some pea brain to "manage" this account.

Posted by: DJ at April 01, 2021 03:37 PM (O3/K+)

372 To be fair, it's the deep state at the wheel

This is true, but the world sees the senile old codger in "charge"... So we are weakened

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2021 03:37 PM (Zmnko)

373 362 Did Hunter snort that vaccine?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 01, 2021 03:36 PM (8WN1C)

Spike in some cocaine, deploy it on a hooker-ass-platform, and it's ready to go for Hunter!

Posted by: Thrawn at April 01, 2021 03:37 PM (MBy9l)

374 Dozens of people spontaneously molt their skin every year, it's just not widely reported

Just the Reptilians? Or real humans, too?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 01, 2021 03:37 PM (SchxB)

375 This happens all the time. They write a character to be hated as the obvious backwards old troll he is intended to be, but it backfires spectacularly and he becomes a hero. Archie Bunker, Al Bundy, the boss character from "Parks and Rec," the list goes on.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 03:16 PM (Jsjd7)

Kramer had to be a throwaway character who kept sticking around.

Posted by: Wally at April 01, 2021 03:38 PM (e8LQ4)

376 Yeah, I encountered a lot of that when I worked in a prosecutors office.

Like "dude. Your license is suspended. That means don't drive. And for fucks sake, if you're going to drive, make sure the car is registered and inspected. And if you're going to drive with no license, registration, or inspection, make sure all of your tail lights work, and you don't have drugs and firearms in the car. HOW MANY LAWS CAN YOU POSSIBLY BREAK AT ONCE?!"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 01, 2021 03:17 PM (UPoLF)

I am of the opinion that he's getting busted for all this stuff because he's in the wrong part of town at the wrong time of night. In other words, he's buying/selling drugs. He was always calling the Mrs to "borrow $20 to get gas, pay a fine, get some groceries, or buy a new phone". Always $20 which so happens to be the going rate for a hit.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 01, 2021 03:38 PM (I8FKK)

377 I have bigger problems
Posted by: Jennifer Love Hewitt at April 01, 2021 03:37 PM (WcJwr)
++++
Like your new housemates named "gravity" and "the wall?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 03:38 PM (Jsjd7)

378
We told Joe the password to the nukes was password123.

Idiot. It's actually Password1234
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2021 03:37 PM (Q87rR)

Pa55w0rd, because NOONE will guess THAT one.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

379 I guess that's good news. It will be better, of course, if it's effective for a year, so that people only get the booster once a year, as they do with the flu vaccine.

Flu?
FLU???
But there is no more flu! We've beaten the flu! Flu deaths in Washington State last year - 0. That's right, ZERO.
I'll never take another flu shot again.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2021 03:38 PM (axyOa)

380 His name is Earth...

So you're saying the Earth moved?

*I'll let myself out

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 01, 2021 03:38 PM (+OZts)

381 Sarah Palin Reveals COVID Diagnosis and 'Bizarre' Symptoms, Urges Others to Continue Wearing Masks

https://is.gd/nBY8Lx
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2021 03:16 PM (63Dwl)

Ugh. Mom hormones must turn off your brain. "Trig wore a mask all the time. Trig got Covid. Therefore everyone should wear a mask so they don't get Covid.

"Oh, by the way, we're all fine now after being sick. So everybody get your shots!"

There's also a non-zero chance the media is putting words in Palin's mouth because the deplorables like her. I didn't check to see if we have video of her making these statements.

Posted by: Emmie, chopped gizzard at April 01, 2021 03:38 PM (ofYez)

382 366 Jayne Cobb.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 01, 2021 03:36 PM (dfRN6)
++++
He had a real arc, though. He went from "asshole" to "asshole who stepped in when needed" to "asshole who betrayed his people" to "asshole who reformed" to "asshole who always has your back."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 03:37 PM (Jsjd7)

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True. One of the many rumors I heard about how Whedon was going to turn the series full leftist was that Jayne would, in effect, go woke.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 01, 2021 03:38 PM (dfRN6)

383 Regarding the Biden dogs pooping in the WH, Moochelle had to step in and tell everyone that the Obama dogs did as well.

So the Bidens and the Obamas didn't train their dogs.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 01, 2021 03:39 PM (ptqGC)

384 The Biden dogs reflect Joe's personality-ready to snap in an instant.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 01, 2021 03:39 PM (8WN1C)

385 336 I just looked at her. She had no clue.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2021 03:23 PM (YqDXo)

I always avoid get-togethers whenever possible, given where I work. I don't want to hear a Canadian chick talk about whatever talking point she got from HuffPo or some prof talk about some CNN talking point they got the other day.
Posted by: Thrawn at April 01, 2021 03:32 PM (MBy9l)

I hear ya. This same gal called me up at home at 8 am on Saturday (I was dean at the time) to bitch about the editorial stances of graffiti in the men's room, which was "disrespectful toward women."

I asked her what she was doing in the men's room at all. She hung up.

I'm not making this up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2021 03:39 PM (YqDXo)

386 " advantage of the mRNA technology"

Vs ADE, non sterilizing immunity, and bioweapon targetibility.

Yeah, no!

Posted by: DaveA at April 01, 2021 03:39 PM (FhXTo)

387 >My favorite so far is the placebo injection causing a prolapsed uterus...

Posted by: Will Protest That for a Dollar! at April 01, 2021 03:29 PM (nBm8Z)

LOL!

"I swear honey, that was from the damned vaccine!"

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 01, 2021 03:39 PM (DXFDM)

388 @TheOvalPawffice

Woof! We have sad news: after careful pawnsideration, we have decided to return to Delaware after Easter and live there, in peace. It wasn't an easy decision to make. We will miss the White House and our parents so much! - #DOTUS
Posted by: Tami

Extremely juvenile. But they're playing to their Instagram dog-mom base. Plus, they're jill and joe, so juvenile goes with the territory, even in their 70s.

Posted by: lizabth at April 01, 2021 03:40 PM (L3Rsz)

389 True. One of the many rumors I heard about how Whedon was going to turn the series full leftist was that Jayne would, in effect, go woke.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 01, 2021 03:38 PM (dfRN6)
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I'm glad it died when it did. If Jayne was going to become politically-charged, the only way to do it that was consistent with his character would've been to make him a populist.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 03:40 PM (Jsjd7)

390 STONED Workers Accidentally Ruin 15 Million Doses of the J&J Vaccine

Fixed it for ya.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2021 03:40 PM (axyOa)

391 Broseidon, agreed.

Rorschach has one of the best lines in the Watchmen series.

"I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me."

Posted by: callsign claymore at April 01, 2021 03:40 PM (vIrCr)

392 357 Wanna know something that will make you lose sleep at night?

We're a nuclear-armed superpower with global power-projection capability.

With a senile old codger at the wheel
Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2021 03:35 PM (Zmnko)

No kidding!

And things are getting sporty on Ukrainian border.

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2021 03:41 PM (cF8AT)

393 I wonder what cutesy decorations DOCTOR Jill will put up in front of the WH? Big wooden Easter bunnies and eggs, with "We love you!" painted on them?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 01, 2021 03:41 PM (ptqGC)

394 I hear ya. This same gal called me up at home at 8 am on Saturday (I was dean at the time) to bitch about the editorial stances of graffiti in the men's room, which was "disrespectful toward women."

What is this a euphemism for?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

395 Moochelle had to step in and tell everyone that the Obama dogs did as well.""

Geez..nasty! The WH is a zoo under the Leftists. Animals pooping everywhere.

Posted by: lizabth at April 01, 2021 03:41 PM (L3Rsz)

396 Important safety tip. If your license has been suspended, and you are in court for your case, do not have the car key on your keychain. You get a lot more scrutiny from the judge in that case.
Posted by: Chuck C at April 01, 2021 03:28 PM (awtm/)

Not a case I worked on, but I guy I worked with when I was young (way before I decided to become a lawyer.) Guy was roofer, owned a pick up truck, never put plates on it. Got away with driving with plates a lot, somehow, but still obviously got pulled over. Never paid any tickets, ended up with a suspended license. Ended up getting pulled over with the suspended license, had to go to court.

Shows up, the first question from the judge was "how did you arrive in court today?" he said "my friend drove me" and she said "really? Because I watched you get out of the drivers side of a pick up truck with no plates on it. And you were parked in the court employees lot."

He had to spend a few days in jail, and his truck got towed. I thought it was hilarious, because fuck him.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 01, 2021 03:41 PM (UPoLF)

397 Alex Keaton was supposed to be a rigid conservative to make fun of.

See how that turned out.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 01, 2021 03:42 PM (2DOZq)

398 321 Socratease,
To some extent, that poverty is caused in part by bad decision making, you can argue that the criminal legal system does criminalize poor decision making.

The common factor is an inability to process consequences tomorrow to actions taken today. It is particularly a problem for low iq individuals so you see them repeat the same pattern over and over again. Public defenders often have burnout because even if they win a case for a defendant, the defendant pops up the next month with a new charge or charges.

The second problem is that the criminal legal system is being used as a warehouse for those with mental illness that lack any ability to comply with laws if they do not take their medication. In previous days, many of these people would be permanently ensconced in mental asylums--now the mental asylum is literally living on the streets in your local community.

In both the recidivists and the mentally ill, we are doing society and the defendants no favors with the current system.

Posted by: whig at April 01, 2021 03:42 PM (pO7gM)

399 I wonder what cutesy decorations DOCTOR Jill will put up in front of the WH? Big wooden Easter bunnies and eggs, with "We love you!" painted on them?
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 01, 2021 03:41 PM (ptqGC)

Jesus on a cross which she will light on fire when the time is right.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

400 Welcome to the future of Diversitopia

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at April 01, 2021 03:42 PM (zm0a2)

401 I'm glad it died when it did. If Jayne was going to become politically-charged, the only way to do it that was consistent with his character would've been to make him a populist.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 03:40 PM (Jsjd7)

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Agreed best to leave it un-ruined.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 01, 2021 03:42 PM (dfRN6)

402 Regarding the Biden dogs pooping in the WH, Moochelle had to step in and tell everyone that the Obama dogs did as well.
.........

To be fair, Obama's dogs shit themselves every time Barry looked at them sideways.

Posted by: wth at April 01, 2021 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

403 This same gal called me up at home at 8 am on Saturday (I was dean at
the time) to bitch about the editorial stances of graffiti in the men's
room, which was "disrespectful toward women."
I would have said "do you hear yourself?" I imagine that would not have gone over well in the faculty lounge, though.

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2021 03:43 PM (v16oJ)

404 He had to spend a few days in jail, and his truck got towed. I thought it was hilarious, because fuck him.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 01, 2021 03:41 PM (UPoLF)

I think I laughed a bit too hard at this.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

405 America is effing awesome. The government will give you an experimental mRNA shot that will change your body into an operating system for free! And then, they'll give you booster shots every few months that continue to alter your mRNA! We'll have to update our mRNA just like we update Windows!

Will more people die from the vaccine? Get autoimmune disorders? Get cancer? We don't know, since it hasn't been tested long term. But what the hell. It's better than getting a virus that 99% survive.

Posted by: Vyx at April 01, 2021 03:44 PM (tjZg/)

406 Wanna know something that will make you lose sleep at night?

We're a nuclear-armed superpower with global power-projection capability.

With a senile old codger at the wheel
Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2021 03:35 PM (Zmnko)
No kidding!

And things are getting sporty on Ukrainian border

Not to mention aggressive flights by the Chinese air force into Taiwan airspace.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2021 03:44 PM (axyOa)

407 Woof! We have sad news: after careful pawnsideration, we have decided to return to Delaware after Easter and live there, in peace. It wasn't an easy decision to make. We will miss the White House and our parents so much! - #DOTUS
Posted by: Tami

Oh god. How cringey.

It's like those "instragram influencers" who are dogs. A lot of my female friends follow them. It's a whole thing. Look up "dogs in NYC." and many of them post as if the dog is posting. "Enjoying frisbee in Astoria Park today with my mommy!" with a video of a lady speaking in a really high pitched voice throwing a frisbee with a dog.

Yikes.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 01, 2021 03:44 PM (UPoLF)

408 Has Joe ever made a public appearance with dog poop on his shoe?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 01, 2021 03:44 PM (8WN1C)

409 Moochelle had to step in and tell everyone that the Obama dogs did as well.""

Geez..nasty! The WH is a zoo under the Leftists. Animals pooping everywhere.
Posted by: lizabth at April 01, 2021 03:41 PM (L3Rsz)
.........

No wonder Barry always had flies on him.

Posted by: wth at April 01, 2021 03:44 PM (v0R5T)

410 403 I would have said "do you hear yourself?" I imagine that would not have gone over well in the faculty lounge, though.
Posted by: pep at April 01, 2021 03:43 PM (v16oJ

====

"Can you hear me now?!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at April 01, 2021 03:44 PM (Pyj9K)

411 So the Bidens and the Obamas didn't train their dogs.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 01, 2021 03:39 PM (ptqGC)

The Obammies did it right though - they had a full time handler/trainer for the dogs, and only trotted them out for the photo ops. Biden on the other hand just got dogs because everybody else has dogs, but got entirely the wrong kind for a hands-off approach. Those poor dogs are doubtless neurotic, and need to be rescued. I just wonder if we'll hear about the SS having to shoot one when it starts mauling Joe or some staff member.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 01, 2021 03:45 PM (46GDR)

412 It is white supremacy to be competent at your job, remember. So being incompetent is better for society.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 01, 2021 03:45 PM (stzSa)

413 Even in murder, the dirty secret in urban areas is that the murderer and the victim have extensive criminal histories. The idea of people just randomly snapping and committing murders is more or less a myth (absent perhaps severe medical or mental issues). Murderers almost always have a sequence of criminal history, whether convicted or not, that shows escalating seriousness of offenses. Victims may or may not depending on gang affiliations primarily but they also demonstrate a past criminal history or as the Brits like to say it, they have form.
Posted by: whig at April 01, 2021 03:32 PM (pO7gM)

Read Jill Leovy's "Ghettoside." It's pretty even-handed (some lefty bits, but some righty bits, too), and depicts a whole different world.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2021 03:45 PM (YqDXo)

414 388 @TheOvalPawffice

Woof! We have sad news: after careful pawnsideration, we have decided to return to Delaware after Easter and live there, in peace. It wasn't an easy decision to make. We will miss the White House and our parents so much! - #DOTUS
Posted by: Tami

The forced puns in Dragon Quest IX were less insufferable.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 01, 2021 03:45 PM (MBy9l)

415 Not to mention aggressive flights by the Chinese air force into Taiwan airspace.
An article I read said that the way they conducted the intrusions was calculated to send a message to Japan as well. I think the idiots running the PRC have taken leave of their senses.

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2021 03:45 PM (v16oJ)

416 I think I laughed a bit too hard at this.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

I mean think about how much you have to not give a shit about anything to not only never register your car (for no reason), never pay any tickets, get your license suspended, keep driving, then drive said unregistered car to court AND PARK IN THE EMPLOYEES LOT

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 01, 2021 03:45 PM (UPoLF)

417
And things are getting sporty on Ukrainian border

Not to mention aggressive flights by the Chinese air force into Taiwan airspace.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2021 03:44 PM (axyOa)

Ukraine is fine. Russia said "Nothing to see here" so it's all good.

Right?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

418 Shows up, the first question from the judge was "how did you arrive in court today?" he said "my friend drove me"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 01, 2021 03:41 PM
This was my favorite: "Where did he park?" "He didn't park, he is just circling the block" "For an hour?"

Posted by: Chuck C at April 01, 2021 03:45 PM (awtm/)

419 Biden on the other hand just got dogs because everybody else has dogs, but got entirely the wrong kind for a hands-off approach. Those poor dogs are doubtless neurotic, and need to be rescued.

I think the pups are just embarrassed.

Understandable.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2021 03:45 PM (YqDXo)

420 I have to admit that I was (and still am but not as hardcore) a big criminal justice reform person. But I meant, you know, reduce over charging, hold prosecutors accountable for falsifying evidence, not making everything under the sun a felony, stuff like that.

Not decriminialization by fiat.

That said, being a CJR proponent has, as a necessary predicate, that serious crime is being controlled. The only way to get people to focus on the problems of prosecutorial overstepping is if people feel, and are, safe. I'm an idiot for never fully realizing that what with it being as obvious as the Sun. If people do not feel safe, then they will not listen to my ever so nuanced discussions about how charging someone with everything under the sun is bad. No. People will, and justifiably so, what the books thrown so that one of them may hit.

All of this "reform" stuff is going to set back actual reform and I do not blame anyone but the idiots (including me) who do not comprehend human nature at all.

Back to the J ampersand J mess up, am I the only one who wants to know how many other meds have been messed up at that plant and no one noticed?

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 01, 2021 03:45 PM (GbPPJ)

421 Jesus on a cross which she will light on fire when the time is right.

I can see 4chan doing an op to convince liberals to burn crosses in protest of "oppresive right wing Christianity".

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 01, 2021 03:46 PM (SchxB)

422 394 I hear ya. This same gal called me up at home at 8 am on Saturday (I was dean at the time) to bitch about the editorial stances of graffiti in the men's room, which was "disrespectful toward women."

What is this a euphemism for?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

Hopefully he told about the spy-hole in one of the stalls she could use to ID the graffiti artists.

Posted by: BifBewalski - because I would totes do that were I the dean. at April 01, 2021 03:46 PM (BYRJE)

423 I'm anxiously waiting for War Room to come on at five. Raheem Kassam said yesterday he would have proof and name major names of CCP assets in the U. S.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 01, 2021 03:46 PM (ptqGC)

424 mRNA vax is paving the way to give us a human killswitch. Vote Democrat or you dont get your booster. Welcome to brave new world. Kneel.

Posted by: KarlHungus at April 01, 2021 03:46 PM (MCaq+)

425 I mean think about how much you have to not give a shit about anything to not only never register your car (for no reason), never pay any tickets, get your license suspended, keep driving, then drive said unregistered car to court AND PARK IN THE EMPLOYEES LOT
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 01, 2021 03:45 PM (UPoLF)

The only thing that would make that story better is if the dude was an illegal.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

426 The forced puns in Dragon Quest IX were less insufferable.
Posted by: Thrawn at April 01, 2021 03:45 PM (MBy9l)
++++
The only thing I have seen more dreadful was a dog grooming (and other dog stuff) business where I used to live. It was called "Pet Empawrium and Spaw" - with paw drawings in place of the letters.

The White House is a total joke and an unmitigated disaster.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 03:46 PM (Jsjd7)

427 Alan Moore supposedly didn't want Rorschach to be anybody's favorite but I'm not sure I buy that. I mean who else would people like? The Comedian, perhaps?
Posted by: Broseidon at April 01, 2021 03:37 PM (icI8A)

Why Night Owl, of course! Pathetic, morally compromised, passive Night Owl. Him and his drug addled, sleazy hook up, Silk Spectre II.

Sigh. At least Moore accidentally wrote well enough back then. The Comedian and Rorschach will outlive everything else Alan Moore does.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 01, 2021 03:46 PM (ifmtJ)

428 Who gets 15M of anything in their hands to have the chance to destroy them?

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2021 03:46 PM (Cxk7w)

429 I'm addicted to The First 48 even though it's discouraging as hell. I need to know what goes on in that world.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 01, 2021 03:46 PM (2DOZq)

430 Same guy used to always try to get away with not putting ice and water shield on roofs, and half the time didnt even use tar paper.

I did not like it when he was a sub on the same jobs as me (even though I was doing framing, so when the roof inevitably leaked it wasnt my problem)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 01, 2021 03:47 PM (UPoLF)

431 He said that he's not said any of those things because he CAN'T. He didn't want to be banned. So, he didn't say it.

Not that he doesn't believe there was election fraud. He's NOT ALLOWED to say anything if he wants to keep his channel up and making money.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

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Then what is the point of Steven Crowder if he can't say anything that others can't say?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 01, 2021 03:47 PM (hpVf/)

432 Has Joe ever made a public appearance with dog poop on his shoe?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 01, 2021 03:44 PM (8WN1C)

Hasn't shown up with Nadler either.
Sniff...eeeuuuwww!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2021 03:47 PM (axyOa)

433 What is this a euphemism for?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

Nothing!

I just included it to explain why she called me, as opposed to somebody else.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2021 03:47 PM (YqDXo)

434 Senile Joe Joe should never have a dog bigger than a pomeranian.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 01, 2021 03:47 PM (8WN1C)

435 The only thing that would make that story better is if the dude was an illegal.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

Nah, he was a black dude. His crew was entirely made up of illegals though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 01, 2021 03:47 PM (UPoLF)

436 381 Sarah Palin Reveals COVID Diagnosis and 'Bizarre' Symptoms, Urges Others to Continue Wearing Masks
https://is.gd/nBY8Lx
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2021 03:16 PM (63Dwl)
Ugh. Mom hormones must turn off your brain. "Trig wore a mask all the time. Trig got Covid. Therefore everyone should wear a mask so they don't get Covid.
"Oh, by the way, we're all fine now after being sick. So everybody get your shots!"
There's also a non-zero chance the media is putting words in Palin's mouth because the deplorables like her. I didn't check to see if we have video of her making these statements.
Posted by: Emmie, chopped gizzard at April 01, 2021 03:38 PM (ofYez)
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The article was from People magazine, and wasn't very long. Essentially a filler article, as are most from that mag.
I'm sure Sarah said those words, but also a lot of other words that were not written, interspersed with the ones that were. In other words, embellishing, changing the meaning of her words, and also just making chit up. Because that is how today's media rolls.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2021 03:47 PM (sy5kK)

437 >"Enjoying frisbee in Astoria Park today with my mommy!" with a video of a lady speaking in a really high pitched voice throwing a frisbee with a dog.

Yikes.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 01, 2021 03:44 PM (UPoLF)

Dat misplaced mothering instinct tho.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 01, 2021 03:48 PM (DXFDM)

438 By the way, if you hear that Billy Graham is urging Americans to wear a mask, social distance, and get vaccinated, it's fake.

Posted by: Emmie, chopped gizzard at April 01, 2021 03:48 PM (ofYez)

439 Woof! We have sad news: after careful pawnsideration, we have decided to return to Delaware after Easter and live there, in peace. It wasn't an easy decision to make. We will miss the White House and our parents so much! - #DOTUS
Posted by: Tami

That's barf inducing right there. It also tells me we've only heard part of the story. I just mentioned the SS having to shoot one, I'm guessing these dogs are a hot mess. I just hope they find good forever homes, and aren't stuck in a kennel until Joe's sent to the home as well.

So, now they've got to get another cat? Funny how the one the media was swooning over a few weeks back seems to have vanished. No doubt they'll cover for the Biden's, again.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 01, 2021 03:48 PM (46GDR)

440 >I mean think about how much you have to not give a shit about anything to not only never register your car (for no reason), never pay any tickets, get your license suspended, keep driving, then drive said unregistered car to court AND PARK IN THE EMPLOYEES LOT
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 01, 2021 03:45 PM (UPoLF)

A few years ago I would have been annoyed but now he sounds like a king to me.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 01, 2021 03:49 PM (DXFDM)

441 An article I read said that the way they conducted the intrusions was calculated to send a message to Japan as well. I think the idiots running the PRC have taken leave of their senses.

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2021 03:45 PM (v16oJ)

Something my FNL said long ago (he fought in the Pacific) "I hope we never have to fight these bastards again."
Japan won't take any shit off China...they will(have been) quietly rearming for some time. Small perhaps, but very very effective.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2021 03:49 PM (axyOa)

442 His name is.....Earth......Earth Shwartz. Not kidding.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 01, 2021 03:13 PM

Dang. I was going to change my nic to Earth Shwartz.

And at the next MoMe, "Hi, I'm Shwartz. Earth Shwartz."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 01, 2021 03:49 PM (DMUuz)

443 Then what is the point of Steven Crowder if he can't say anything that others can't say?
Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 01, 2021 03:47 PM (hpVf/)

That's my thought. Why be on YouTube if you also have to kneel. I don't get it. But then I don't get his support for Glen Beck when the Blaze took over and fired all of his competition...oh wait...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 01, 2021 03:49 PM (ifmtJ)

444 Hopefully he told about the spy-hole in one of the stalls she could use to ID the graffiti artists.
Posted by: BifBewalski - because I would totes do that were I the dean. at April 01, 2021 03:46 PM (BYRJE)

I wondered what exactly she thought I would do about this? Patrol the men's room 24/7? Hey, I'm not a Democrat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2021 03:49 PM (YqDXo)

445 Heard DOCTOR Jill's voice on the radio this morning from her visit here in CA.
Gawd she is a squawker.

Posted by: wth at April 01, 2021 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

446 438 By the way, if you hear that Billy Graham is urging Americans to wear a mask, social distance, and get vaccinated, it's fake.
Posted by: Emmie, chopped gizzard at April 01, 2021 03:48 PM (ofYez)

He's enjoying Heaven at the moment.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 01, 2021 03:49 PM (8WN1C)

447 Posted by: Tami

They could have gotten off their asses and walked their dogs themselves instead of strangers doing it

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2021 03:50 PM (Zmnko)

448 I don't know what happened to the guy, but I like to think he's still out there, driving without a license because it would be hard to walk with the giant brass balls on that guy.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 01, 2021 03:23 PM (xfb67)

A state trooper once told me about 10-15% of the drivers on the streets at any given time had their licenses suspended/revoked, no driver's license, and/or were driving under the influence.

Makes you feel comfortable on the roads.

But hey, the left says we should treat guns like autos. Wonder how that will work?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 01, 2021 03:50 PM (I8FKK)

449 424 mRNA vax is paving the way to give us a human killswitch. Vote Democrat or you dont get your booster. Welcome to brave new world. Kneel.
Posted by: KarlHungus at April 01, 2021 03:46 PM (MCaq+)
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Agreed. Karl, if I'm ever in your town, I'm buying a lot of ice cream from you. If I have a valid passport to travel out of state, of course.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2021 03:50 PM (sy5kK)

450 I am puppers over people but my GOD I loathe the whole Dog Mom thing. Dogs are not children. They aren't.

We don't deserve dogs and most dogs are better than most people. But dogs aren't kids, you idiots who think you can control your reproduction at will and who deserve the natural consequences of being so stupid.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 01, 2021 03:51 PM (GbPPJ)

451 Even in murder, the dirty secret in urban areas is that the murderer and the victim have extensive criminal histories. The idea of people just randomly snapping and committing murders is more or less a myth (absent perhaps severe medical or mental issues). Murderers almost always have a sequence of criminal history, whether convicted or not, that shows escalating seriousness of offenses. Victims may or may not depending on gang affiliations primarily but they also demonstrate a past criminal history or as the Brits like to say it, they have form.

If you've ever watched The First 48, it's depressing as hell. The perp is usually very young, but already has an extensive criminal history and everyone knows them by their street name. The "reason" for the crime is almost always extremely petty, "He pushed me" or something like that. The "community" doesn't give a shit and doesn't talk to police. Witnesses often only come forward after the family finds them and begs them to talk or because a four year old was shot or something like that. The cops aren't super detectives, they're almost always doing a rote job (document the scene, look for cameras, talk to neighbors, etc).

Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2021 03:51 PM (YYlyE)

452 445 Heard DOCTOR Jill's voice on the radio this morning from her visit here in CA.

Si say Powdway

Posted by: Dr. Jill magling Spanish at April 01, 2021 03:51 PM (Zmnko)

453 Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 01, 2021 03:45 PM (GbPPJ)

I'm with you on the reform stuff. It is far too easy to get caught up in the criminal justice system for far too long over stuff that, at the end of the day, is pretty minor.

For example, in the jurisdiction I worked in, you'd get 2-3 years for being black out drunk or passed out on heroin and slamming your car in to people and killing them, 1 year for driving on a suspended license (for like the 2nd or 3rd offense), and 6 months to a year for possession of fentanyl.

To me, that sounds fucked up. Killing a few people with your car while you're fucked up on drugs and alcohol seems way more serious to me then driving on a suspended license for failure to pay child support or whatever. Same with possession of a small amount of drugs.

And of course it snowballs. You're in jail for six months for a baggie of heroin, you lose your job, your apartment, your girlfriend, you fall behind on child support, etc. You get out, and now you're homeless, without any money, and your license is definitely getting suspended soon because you owe money

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 01, 2021 03:51 PM (UPoLF)

454 I was once a Baltimore Boy. I left MD back in the 90's and never looked back. Dumb Demonic Democrats even had a rain tax.....a tax on the fucking rain.Let that sink in for a moment. The Dumbasses would have taxed the sun too but Baltimore was so smoggy sunlight rarely made it in. heh. That and the draconian, unconstitutional, 2nd amendment infringing gun laws (resulting in the highest homicide rate in the nation, the same crap Biden is trying to enact right now) were the final straw. I sold the house, moved my company west, finally ended up in TX (no state tax, whooo hoooo). I hope MD misses my contribution to taxes.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 01, 2021 03:51 PM (cCxiu)

455 413 Jay Guevara, thanks for the tip on the book.
Being a farmboy, I grew up around rural criminal characters that would periodically get locked up for dope, dui, petty theft, etc.

I knew one guy who went the Federal Pen in Jefferson City for dynamiting fish. I asked him how in the heck he did that, he said it was the amount of fish that got him the federal charges. I knew another that was an arsonist (found out after the fact), and various others such as terminal alcoholics--that guy never did have a license plate but knew every dirt and gravel road to get the county line and even the state line to buy booze. He got his plates from a salvage yard from wrecked vehicles.

That guy started every day with a beer, and would keep a case in his trunk even if the temp was 100 degrees outside. He would go and drink the hot beer as soon as work ended.

Posted by: whig at April 01, 2021 03:52 PM (pO7gM)

456 Also, the perps who keep their mouth shut and get a lawyer often go scot free.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2021 03:52 PM (YYlyE)

457 All of this "reform" stuff is going to set back actual reform and I do not blame anyone but the idiots (including me) who do not comprehend human nature at all.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 01, 2021 03:45 PM (GbPPJ)

Reform is dead. Actually, the law is dead. When the gov't refuses to even attempt to apply the law evenly, it's dead.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at April 01, 2021 03:52 PM (EpDzw)

458
Then what is the point of Steven Crowder if he can't say anything that others can't say?
Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 01, 2021 03:47 PM (hpVf/)

Because his MugClub channel and YT channel are synchronized most of the time. When he goes MugClub only, he can say more, but is still 'monitored.'

You think he should just quit and go away? Or should he stay and fight the power until such time he CAN say what he wants, freely?

Remember, he was banned yesterday because he posted a video where he went to Nevada and was going to addresses registered to people that mailed in ballots and there's nothing there, exposing voter fraud.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

459 This happens all the time. They write a character to be hated as the
obvious backwards old troll he is intended to be, but it backfires
spectacularly and he becomes a hero. Archie Bunker, Al Bundy, the boss
character from "Parks and Rec," the list goes on.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 03:16 PM

Same thing thing happened with the Beverly Hillbilly's. They made that show to make fun of country people, but the Country loved the Clampett's.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 01, 2021 03:52 PM (JUOKG)

460 "who wants to know how many other meds have been messed up at that plant and no one noticed?"

"Nothing to see here"
Leslie Nielsen waving a flipper.

Posted by: DaveA at April 01, 2021 03:53 PM (FhXTo)

461 Houston is the paper license plate capital of the world. I don't know exactly what the scam is but almost all beater cars have paper license plates.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 01, 2021 03:53 PM (2DOZq)

462 Heard DOCTOR Jill's voice on the radio this morning from her visit here in CA.

Si say Powdway
Posted by: Dr. Jill magling Spanish at April 01, 2021 03:51 PM (Zmnko)

Si South Padre!!!

We're all Spring Breakers now!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

463
the us has 4 cities on the list of the 50 most dangerous cities in the world by murder rate
baltimore is number 11 on the list
think about it:
there are only 10 cities in the entire world that are more dangerous than baltimore
theyre in mexoco venezuela south africa and brazil

Posted by: sound awake at April 01, 2021 03:53 PM (krGxQ)

464 Then what is the point of Steven Crowder if he can't say anything that others can't say?
Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 01, 2021 03:47 PM (hpVf/)

That's my thought. Why be on YouTube if you also have to kneel. I don't get it. But then I don't get his support for Glen Beck when the Blaze took over and fired all of his competition...oh wait...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 01, 2021 03:49 PM (ifmtJ)

Some of these people are perfect examples of putting all your eggs in one basket. Crowder doesn't want to give up that sweet monetization, and now it's gone (unless YT changes their minds). The only other alternative he's on is BlazeTV, behind a paywall. I get that he's in it for the $$$. But, if you're a social media influencer, you've got to give some of it away. People have alternatives, people will forget. The smart ones have already diversified, and are on Odysee, Bitchute, Rumble, DailyMotion, GabTV etc. Sure, they're not as fat with revenue, but neither was YT just 7 years back.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 01, 2021 03:54 PM (46GDR)

465 They could have gotten off their asses and walked their dogs themselves instead of strangers doing it
Posted by: It's me donna

Walking a German Shepherd would be risky biz for those two decrepit, frail seniors.

Since the dogs wore choke chains, that told me they weren't trained to walk calmly. No trained GSD should need a choke chain or a pinch collar around its neck.

Posted by: lizabth at April 01, 2021 03:54 PM (L3Rsz)

466

the last elected republican mayor of baltimore left office in 1967...

Posted by: sound awake at April 01, 2021 03:55 PM (4mBS8)

467 Dang. I was going to change my nic to Earth Shwartz.

And at the next MoMe, "Hi, I'm Shwartz. Earth Shwartz."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 01, 2021 03:49 PM (DMUuz)

I'm considering "Large Richard" so everyone can call me Big Dick behind my back.

Posted by: BifBewalski - maybe at April 01, 2021 03:55 PM (BYRJE)

468 Since the dogs wore choke chains, that told me they weren't trained to walk calmly. No trained GSD should need a choke chain or a pinch collar around its neck.

wtf the dogs wear CHOKE CHAINS?!? I hope you mean pinch collars ...which also suck but not quite as bad

omg those poor dogs. the trouble is they're smarter than their masters...

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 01, 2021 03:56 PM (j9HX3)

469 Then what is the point of Steven Crowder if he can't say anything that others can't say?
Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 01, 2021 03:47 PM (hpVf/)

We need to establish a code, so we can speak freely without running afoul of the speech commissars.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2021 03:56 PM (YqDXo)

470 Quick Hits NOOD!!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 01, 2021 03:56 PM (dfRN6)

471 451 bonhomme,
These kids in urban areas grow up on the streets and the gangs are their families and exploiters. I know of some people that got out of places like Chiraq and even going to get some ice cream on a hot day could get you killed.

Rural poverty and crime can be pretty bad but it is seldom that a rural criminal does drive by shootings and shoot up random people. The behavior is pretty targeted. People generally know who the rural criminals are--in a big city, they have an ideal environment to be anonymous.

Posted by: whig at April 01, 2021 03:56 PM (pO7gM)

472 The Obammies did it right though - they had a full time handler/trainer for the dogs, and only trotted them out for the photo ops. Biden on the other hand just got dogs because everybody else has dogs, but got entirely the wrong kind for a hands-off approach. Those poor dogs are doubtless neurotic, and need to be rescued. I just wonder if we'll hear about the SS having to shoot one when it starts mauling Joe or some staff member.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 01, 2021 03:45 PM (46GDR)

Those dogs are going to end up going to "live on a farm" somewhere in Delaware.

And by "live on a farm" I mean being sent to a vet in Delaware and being dispatched over the Rainbow Bridge.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 01, 2021 03:56 PM (I8FKK)

473 LeftCoastDawg

A great comunity to be part of is aftermath.media im on there all the time. And they live stream ground zero every night at 7. Thats why I dont post here much anymore.

Posted by: KarlHungus at April 01, 2021 03:56 PM (MCaq+)

474 My pub of choice has a sign in book. I've resisted the temptation to sign as Mike Littoris.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 01, 2021 03:57 PM (8WN1C)

475 And of course it snowballs. You're in jail for six months for a baggie of heroin, you lose your job, your apartment, your girlfriend, you fall behind on child support, etc. You get out, and now you're homeless, without any money, and your license is definitely getting suspended soon because you owe money
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 01, 2021 03:51 PM (UPoLF)

Yup. But unless there is a certain baseline of safety, people will not want to focus on that. And that's natural! Hell, that's *rational*. But since I'm 29 enough that I just barely remember when Times Square was porn and hookers and crime everywhere, not quite literally owned by Disney, I tend to forget that there is a predicate.

Now, thanks to idiots just gleefully ripping down the gates, the pendulum is going to swing way back to toss them all in jail and throw away the key. Because there will be actual evidence saying decriminalization doesn't work but three strikes and broken windows policing does.

Gah, I hate reexamining my priors.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 01, 2021 03:57 PM (GbPPJ)

476 He's enjoying Heaven at the moment.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 01, 2021 03:49 PM (8WN1C)

That's exactly my point.

So if you hear that Pope John Paul II is urging you to wear a mask, social distance, and get vaccinated, it's fake.

Posted by: Emmie, chopped gizzard at April 01, 2021 03:57 PM (ofYez)

477 The president is too busy saving the country to spend time training his dog.

Posted by: Hackey Psaki at April 01, 2021 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

478 Now I know what you are thinking, and be reassured: the plant had perfect attendance at all of its mandatory Diversity and Inclusion training sessions, so it's all good.

Posted by: Anotheranon at April 01, 2021 03:58 PM (8Ze5j)

479 If you hear that Ronald Reagan is urging Americans to wear a mask, social distance, and get vaccinated, it's fake.

Posted by: Emmie, chopped gizzard at April 01, 2021 03:58 PM (ofYez)

480 Some of these people are perfect examples of putting all your eggs in one basket. Crowder doesn't want to give up that sweet monetization, and now it's gone (unless YT changes their minds). The only other alternative he's on is BlazeTV, behind a paywall. I get that he's in it for the $$$. But, if you're a social media influencer, you've got to give some of it away. People have alternatives, people will forget. The smart ones have already diversified, and are on Odysee, Bitchute, Rumble, DailyMotion, GabTV etc. Sure, they're not as fat with revenue, but neither was YT just 7 years back.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 01, 2021 03:54 PM (46GDR)

It makes even less sense, since Crowder has sponsors, has his 'mug club' for steady revenue...hell he might even have a Patreon for all I know.

Like Baby Ben Shapiro, I support Crowder as far as he's useful and helpful. I'm not giving unqualified support to anyone anymore.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 01, 2021 03:58 PM (ifmtJ)

481 I'm considering "Large Richard" so everyone can call me Big Dick behind my back.

I thought people already called you that.

*runs*

Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 01, 2021 03:59 PM (nxdel)

482 Houston is the paper license plate capital of the world. I don't know exactly what the scam is but almost all beater cars have paper license plates.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 01, 2021 03:53 PM (2DOZq)

I'd bet there's at least 1 paper plate car on every street and cul de sac in my neighborhood. I've never figured out how the fuck it is I can get pulled over for not having a tag 3 weeks after it's expired, but these people seem to be able to drive a 12 year old car with faded paper plates and have no issues.

Somebody told me that you can claim to be a "dealer" if you sell something like 3-5 cars a year, and can use paper plates. I find that a stretch, but in CA at least it wouldn't surprise me.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 01, 2021 03:59 PM (46GDR)

483 That guy started every day with a beer, and would keep a case in his trunk even if the temp was 100 degrees outside. He would go and drink the hot beer as soon as work ended.
Posted by: whig at April 01, 2021 03:52 PM (pO7gM)

Not just warm beer, but 100 degree beer?

That's the real crime.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2021 03:59 PM (sy5kK)

484 That's exactly my point.

So if you hear that Pope John Paul II is urging you to wear a mask, social distance, and get vaccinated, it's fake.
Posted by: Emmie, chopped gizzard at April 01, 2021 03:57 PM (ofYez)

Okay. I've been drinking.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 01, 2021 03:59 PM (8WN1C)

485 The oligarchy is enlisting religious leaders to persuade those God-bothering rubes to get vaccinated. Just like they did to try to persuade blacks to let PP murder their children.

Because everyone knows Christians blindly do whatever religious authorities tell them to.

Posted by: Emmie, chopped gizzard at April 01, 2021 04:00 PM (ofYez)

486 475 atc,
In the worse case, it will be like the Brazilian favelas or the Venezuelan slums. The police rarely bother any enforcement outside of going after political prisoners and they let the people there enforce street justice themselves by turning a blind eye.

One thing that criminals don't quite get, it that the legal system is there to protect them from posse justice. When there is no law or law enforcement, people will take care of justice themselves.

Posted by: whig at April 01, 2021 04:00 PM (pO7gM)

487 483 LeftCoastDawg,
It was also not exactly premium brand beer, heck, it might have tasted better hot for all I know. Schaefer, Blatz, Old Milwaukee, Schlitz, etc. was the beer of choice for the folks that I knew and the loyalty was to whatever the cheapest beer was at the liquor store.

Can't drink the real cheap stuff to this day. I'd rather drink cheap wine as to cheap bargain beer of yesteryear (excluding Mogen David or Thunderbird)

Posted by: whig at April 01, 2021 04:03 PM (pO7gM)

488 473 LeftCoastDawg

A great comunity to be part of is aftermath.media im on there all the time. And they live stream ground zero every night at 7. Thats why I dont post here much anymore.
Posted by: KarlHungus at April 01, 2021 03:56 PM (MCaq+)
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You heard the old saying "an apple a day, keeps the doctor away", right?
Posting at "Ace once a day, keeps the Commies away", are words to live by.
Stick around, my friend.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2021 04:04 PM (sy5kK)

489 Somebody told me that you can claim to be a "dealer" if you sell something like 3-5 cars a year, and can use paper plates. I find that a stretch, but in CA at least it wouldn't surprise me.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 01, 2021 03:59 PM (46GDR)

Don't know what the laws are in VA, but said brother in law "works" for a car dealer fixing up cars he buys at auction.

Starting to think that might be a front. (No, I pretty much knew it was a front, but don't want to tell the Mrs that)

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 01, 2021 04:10 PM (I8FKK)

490 WOWOWOW immunity for at least 6 months? Incredible!

You know what though, I've maintained immunity for at least a year. The treatment that got me that yuge gain was not caring about the virus. There weren't even any side effects.

Posted by: Turnout Man at April 01, 2021 04:15 PM (BpSg7)

491

how many doses of this and the other vaxxes were ruined without our knowledge but were injected anyway
because...lets be real...does it really matter...theyre going to want everybody to get this jab every year anyway

Posted by: sound awake at April 01, 2021 04:16 PM (8YNUb)

492 Ace your instincts are usually quite good on things. I sense on the Vaccine you are way off.

Your first clue is that Democrats and their corporate whores are trying to shove it down our throats.

No thanks. I could go into a litany scientific reasons on why the vaccine is a horrible mistake for society, but the reason above should be enough to clue you in.

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