The Morning Report - 4/1/21 [J.J. Sefton]

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Good morning, kids. Thursday and in the lead, we have another shooting to report, this time in the city of Orange in Southern California. At this hour, four are confirmed dead but the identity of the gunman or any possible motives have yet to be determined. That said you can be sure the narrative machine is revved and ready to go into overdrive if the deviant in question's melanin content is no darker than taupe or ecru, his voter registration card anything other than "D," and he is not a practitioner of "The Religion of Peace." Prayers for the victims and more as/when it becomes available.

Well, it's April 1st and sorry to say, the overthrow of our nation, government and society by Worldwide Marxist-Goniff LLC is not a joke (Yeah, hah-hah, very funny. Ouch. Zing. You got us.). As the geschrei from the Boulder and Atlanta shootings disappears, the excruciating volume over the Matt Gaetz accusations - minus actual veracity - is cranked to eleventy-leven, (with no doubt the next target being fellow Floridian Ron DeSantis for reasons you can all figure out, I'm sure), the illegitimate junta in power that has effectively overthrown America as founded is about to collectively spit-roast us with multi-trillion dollar spending bills that will do nothing to alleviate the actual problems, which were caused by Democrats in the first place, or the fictitious kind. From "climate change," crumbling infrastructure and an economy collapsing in on itself even more horrifically than an elderly dementia patient trying to climb a set of stairs, all these multi-trillion-dollar bills will do is line the pockets of the thieves, whores, tyrants and criminals who wrote them, and, if you read the fine print, take away the last scintilla of freedom and liberty left to the individual citizen while seizing almost total control over every aspect of our lives. Permanently.

"It's not a plan that tinkers around the edges," President Joe Biden said Wednesday in Pittsburgh of his $2 trillion "American Jobs Plan." No freaking kidding: It's half of his master plan to utterly remake the nation in the name of recovery from the pandemic.

America is reopening thanks to vaccines developed in record time, and the economy is all set to return to the pre-COVID boom. Rather than get government to get out of the way as everyone gets back to work, Biden aims to spend unprecedented sacks of cash to grow the government and let Democratic interest groups gorge.

Step Two, his "American Families Plan," drops in a few weeks with another $2 trillion in spending. This comes on top of his $1.9 trillion so-called "COVID relief" package -- and the $4 trillion Congress OK'd last year, a quarter of it still unspent.

"This is the moment to reimagine and rebuild a new economy," the White House says. Why, other than the fact that Democrats think they can get away with it?...

...Biden's proposal isn't about letting Americans get back to building their own lives. It's not even actually an American Jobs Plan, it's a con job to sell America on central planning.

And then there's the complete travesty of the so-called HR-1 "For the People" Act that institutionalizes election-rigging for Democrat victory. Permanently. Doing the Piss-Hockey Psaki circle-back, funny how all these articles speak of Biden being the one actually doing this. I mean, who the hell are they kidding?

In his first White House press conference last month, Joe Biden needed a cheat sheet and marked photos of approved reporters. The Delaware Democrat thus invites a comparison to Franklin Delano Roosevelt who, many Americans still believe, was fully able-bodied and a tower of strength during World War II. Hugh Gregory Gallagher challenged that perception in FDR's Splendid Deception, which carried the subtitle, "The moving story of Roosevelt's massive disability -- and the intense efforts to conceal it from the public..."

...Roosevelt's problems weren't all physical. As World War II played out, FDR showed "a curious indecision" and "distinct difficulty in organizing his thoughts." He would stare into space, slack-jawed, and took no briefings. During 16 months of decline, "only a very few persons on his immediate staff were aware of how marked it had become," Gallagher explains, "and they were reluctant to admit, even to themselves, how serious it was."

As his condition worsened, FDR outsourced more of his views to the pro-Stalin Harry Hopkins, a social worker and New Deal boss who actually lived at the White House. FDR was on record that "If I give him [Stalin] everything I possibly can and ask for nothing in return, noblesse oblige, he won't try to annex anything and will work with me for a world of democracy and peace."

It didn't quite turn out that way, and FDR died on April 12, 1945, at the age of 63.

Joe Biden, 78, can walk unaided but less than a week before his press conference, the Delaware Democrat fell three times while boarding Air Force One. On March 25, any legitimate reporter would have asked Biden about the falls, if he was taking any medications, if he had ever been diagnosed with dementia, if he was going to make public his medical records, and so forth.

But Biden's handlers weren't going to allow anything like that...

...It's hard to see how the addled Biden, who is running for president in 2024, can build himself back better. Like FDR in his waning days, Joe Biden is a pathetic puppet of the Democrats' Harry Hopkins squad. These leftist Green New Dealers want Joe Biden to give America's adversaries everything they want, asking little or nothing in return. Peace and democracy will not be served.

TOP men.

It's not all gloom and doom. There are little rays of light in the darkness, such as the story of the student who refused to knuckle under to social justice bilge his teacher was trying to ram down his throat. Where there's one, there's another. And another and another.

Finally, a bit of housekeeping. As I cannot seem to contact them through normal channels, here's a shout-out to the good folks at Legal Insurrection: Was it something I said?

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1 Sponge!

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2021 07:28 AM (cF8AT)

2 The Chinese have an America facing it that wants no energy independence, has regulated new industry out of existence, and is more racially divided than ever.

Posted by: sven at April 01, 2021 07:29 AM (Lzpvj)

3 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2021 07:29 AM (U7wke)

4 1 Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2021 07:28 AM (cF8AT)

Yeah, that is what is in his cranial case.

Posted by: sven at April 01, 2021 07:29 AM (Lzpvj)

5 Mornin!

Posted by: FtWorthMike at April 01, 2021 07:30 AM (PrVhQ)

6 Morning horde. covfefe is ready on this damp morning. now to read the content.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2021 07:30 AM (8D42x)

7 Who knew the Left was going to used "Atlas Shrugged" as a guide book?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at April 01, 2021 07:33 AM (2BZBZ)

8 mornin yall

Posted by: The April Fool at April 01, 2021 07:33 AM (DtFb5)

9 Good morning y'all!

Posted by: tbodie at April 01, 2021 07:33 AM (cHbIE)

10 Just got up. What did i miss?

Posted by: iandeal at April 01, 2021 07:33 AM (vgGyZ)

11 oh, the FBI and DOJ are a bunch of cocksuckers who i wouldn't believe if they told me what color my hair was.

i 100% believe the Gaetz thing is another hit, just like the steel dossier.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2021 07:35 AM (8D42x)

12
The circumstances of the shooting are unclear

Translation: we still have to find a reason to blame this on Whitey.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2021 07:35 AM (mht8P)

13 Embrace the power of Quadrillions.

Posted by: klaftern at April 01, 2021 07:36 AM (RuIsu)

14 morning horde

Posted by: wing at April 01, 2021 07:37 AM (JFzNN)

15 7 Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at April 01, 2021 07:33 AM (2BZBZ)

Why not they read 1984, Animal Farm, and Brave New World as how to guides.....

If you are in a gagglefucked special needs police state in budding hug a teacher....

preferably using a bear as a surrogate.

Posted by: sven at April 01, 2021 07:37 AM (Lzpvj)

16 3rd thing, prayers for the orange county people, but i find it interesting that THAT shooting makes the news, but 8 people shot on the boardwalk last friday in virginia beach is a local story only.

though it might have something to do with the color of the victim and the shooters.

of course the local news is only focusing on the black man shot and killed by the police who was waving a gun at the scene, during the shooting. so i'm sure it'll be a blm thing in the next week or so.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2021 07:38 AM (8D42x)

17 Have the usual squishes set up the circular firing squad for Gaetz yet?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 07:38 AM (y7DUB)

18 I was born in Orange, it's not a suburb of LA for gods sake. It's in Orange County, look at a map

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 01, 2021 07:38 AM (gx6NG)

19 Boker tov dear morons and happy birthday JJ

You know who else "didn't tinker around the edges?"

All of these rapid and radical actions taken off the shelf, implemented without due process or fair hearing, by ONE PARTY that lost seats in the House and only holds half the Senate in the last election.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 01, 2021 07:39 AM (EZebt)

20 12 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2021 07:35 AM (mht8P)

and then what happened??

"I finally after decades of resitin' gave in to the psuedo psycho sexual programmin' and mag dumped the motha fucka!"

Sounds like you just made an admission of guilt

"I am guilty of falling prey to da white debbil!"

Posted by: sven at April 01, 2021 07:39 AM (Lzpvj)

21 Moronin, Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at April 01, 2021 07:39 AM (u7pQw)

22 Good Morning, Gloomy morning!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 01, 2021 07:40 AM (hOUT3)

23 Mornin' Mo-rons!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 01, 2021 07:41 AM (iGCV7)

24 "Just got up. What did i miss?
Posted by: iandeal '

Aliens beamed Joe up and installed Melania as President.

Posted by: The April Fool at April 01, 2021 07:41 AM (DtFb5)

25 18 I was born in Orange, it's not a suburb of LA for gods sake. It's in Orange County, look at a map
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 01, 2021 07:38 AM (gx6NG)


Point taken. But look at the politics of LA and California...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2021 07:42 AM (s2VJv)

26 17 Have the usual squishes set up the circular firing squad for Gaetz yet?
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 07:38 AM (y7DUB)


Only when his innocence beyond question has been confirmed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2021 07:43 AM (s2VJv)

27 All of these rapid and radical actions taken off the shelf, implemented without due process or fair hearing, by ONE PARTY that lost seats in the House and only holds half the Senate in the last election.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 01, 2021 07:39 AM (EZebt)


That's who WE are, Comrade, and wise citizens should NEVER forget that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 01, 2021 07:43 AM (hOUT3)

28 That wasn't for you J.J. , I'm sure that was what the article said. Orange county was the last conservative place in the south, not much anymore.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 01, 2021 07:45 AM (gx6NG)

29 Only when his innocence beyond question has been confirmed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2021 07:43 AM (s2VJv)


Lingering doubts about Gaetz involvement to this troubling criminal episode will remain unknown for years!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 01, 2021 07:45 AM (hOUT3)

30 Good news from GOA.

https://www.gunowners.org/na03252021/

Funny how the media ignores what they ignore.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 01, 2021 07:45 AM (DUYfn)

31 X-Rays from Uranus Detected for the First Time

I will NEVER be old enough to not laugh at Uranus headlines...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2021 07:45 AM (8D42x)

32 Morning peeps. Printing presses at the Treasury going BRRRRRRRRRRRR

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 01, 2021 07:46 AM (3H9h1)

33
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 01, 2021 07:47 AM (ruQvu)

34 31 X-Rays from Uranus Detected for the First Time

I will NEVER be old enough to not laugh at Uranus headlines...
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2021 07:45 AM (8D42x)


"We know, right!"

- - Residents of Mianus, CT

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2021 07:47 AM (s2VJv)

35 26 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2021 07:43 AM (s2VJv)

It is important for our collective moral virtue to make certain he is destroyed while Cuomo sits at the Governor's office still.

//genius class types

Posted by: sven at April 01, 2021 07:47 AM (Lzpvj)

36 if the deviant in question's melanin content is no darker than taupe or ecru, his voter registration card anything other than "D," and he is not a practitioner of "The Religion of Peace."

***

It's comical to me how racist this is.

Democrats 100% don't give a shit unless white people are kilt or do the shooting.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 07:48 AM (bm04m)

37 Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 01, 2021 07:45 AM (DUYfn)

Purely a temporary setback, comrade HG, we'll find another compromised judge, or the compromised Roberts Supreme Court will find it has standing and revisit the case!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 01, 2021 07:49 AM (hOUT3)

38 Forget Legal Insurrection. They're a bunch of losers from the "no one raise your voice and let's all just be reasonable here" crowd.

Posted by: Homo Viator at April 01, 2021 07:49 AM (H8QX8)

39
Maybe as an April Fools Day joke the main stream media will tell the truth today.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at April 01, 2021 07:49 AM (N/gDA)

40 We cannot afford to not spend a zillion dollars. Hey! Who pooped in the long narrow room that connects the rooms together?

Posted by: Joe Biteum at April 01, 2021 07:49 AM (DtFb5)

41 Point was made in The ONT about the MS13 attacks but worth summarizing (apologize if I mess it up OP), the new immigrants will bring their own sense of things like diversity and openness to their new land. The thing with barbarians is that they don't trifle with a lot of things we are supposed to consider normal these days.

Posted by: Only Context at April 01, 2021 07:50 AM (QZ/dC)

42 36 Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 07:48 AM (bm04m)

Quite, all that will be achieved by our surrendering our guns (which I am considering) is the removal of gun violence from the evening news.

Literally nothing else will change.

Posted by: sven at April 01, 2021 07:50 AM (Lzpvj)

43 I'm waiting to hear how the leftists are going to square the circle of "voter id is racist because black and brown people can't get id" with "everyone will have to have a vaccine passport on the smart phone".

i get they willfully engage in cogitative dissonance, but come on...

help a brother out here. someone explain how that works. besides shut up racist....

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2021 07:50 AM (8D42x)

44 "This is the moment to reimagine and rebuild a new economy,"

****

Gosh, you mean like you Great Reset motherfuckers have been telling us you were going to do ever since you set the plandemic in motion?

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 07:50 AM (bm04m)

45 While at the gym yesterday day I caught a few minutes of brain dead MSNBC. Some Asian lady, was going on about how bad the Asian community has suffered economically from the pandemic becasue many work in restaurant and retail. .But, you see, their status as a model minority and general success actually works against them becasue people have higher expectations or some BS and can't benefit from victim status. Being viewed as successful and hardworking means nobody feels sorry for them So they need more help because their success weigh on the like lead weights.


It was the most incredible, convoluted logic, yet the host just sat there nodding and agreeing. Claiming to be a victim becasue they worked hard and overcame obstacles so they are even more oppressed. The left is absolutely insane.

Posted by: Ripley at April 01, 2021 07:50 AM (MxEKc)

46 Morning peeps. Printing presses at the Treasury going BRRRRRRRRRRRR

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 01, 2021 07:46 AM (3H9h1)


I am so lucky that my broker told me to go long on Green Ink Manufacturing futures!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 01, 2021 07:50 AM (hOUT3)

47 I'm waiting to hear how the leftists are going to square the circle of "voter id is racist because black and brown people can't get id" with "everyone will have to have a vaccine passport on the smart phone".

***

Don't be silly. They don't have to. The end.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 07:52 AM (bm04m)

48 "There are little rays of light in the darkness, such as the story of the student who refused to knuckle under to social justice bilge his teacher was trying to ram down his throat."


err...so where's the link?

Posted by: NR Pax at April 01, 2021 07:53 AM (PvQcL)

49 My mother watches regular TV. She had on New Amsterdam which is a "medical drama."

Woke medical drama. Wokest of the woke. They already got Asian hate crimes into the narrative but it was only one of the woke story lines.

My mother a lifelong Republican and a Trump supporter. Just totally drowned in woke.

Vote harder peeps.

Posted by: blaster at April 01, 2021 07:54 AM (w2z2p)

50 @johnkartch

Biden "infrastructure" bill bans Right to Work laws nationwide.

27 states have Right to Work.

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2021 07:54 AM (cF8AT)

51 No one should complain about taxes being raised from 21 to 28 percent. Hey, who left that slippery stuff on the stairs?

Posted by: Joe Biteum at April 01, 2021 07:54 AM (DtFb5)

52 Biden "infrastructure" bill bans Right to Work laws nationwide.


**

Fuck you 10th Amendment.
- SCOTUS

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 07:55 AM (bm04m)

53 Greetings fappers and fappees. What fresh hell awaits us this fine day?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 01, 2021 07:55 AM (HaL55)

54
Point was made in The ONT about the MS13 attacks but worth summarizing (apologize if I mess it up OP), the new immigrants will bring their own sense of things like diversity and openness to their new land. The thing with barbarians is that they don't trifle with a lot of things we are supposed to consider normal these days.

Posted by: Only Context at April 01, 2021 07:50 AM


If illegals are beating up trannies my GAF meter must be broken, because it is locked on zero. When the police look the other way, then you can expect an emboldened crew of illegals taking their violence more mainstream - because if beating up trannies is fine, then beating on women and snitching purses with money in them is even better.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at April 01, 2021 07:55 AM (N/gDA)

55 Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2021 07:50 AM (8D42x)

Asking to see your phone's vaccine record is a Medical Necessity because it is a National Emergency worthy of violating HIPAA privacy law...

Asking to see the slightest trace of voter related information is a blatant disregard of the privacy protections inherent in the Constitution...

John Roberts agrees it's close enough to being a tax, so ...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 01, 2021 07:55 AM (hOUT3)

56 Today's most predictable but also unexpected item: lefties are being banned by Twitter for mocking the Amazon shill accounts/bots. No three strikes, no warning, immediate parma-ban.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 01, 2021 07:56 AM (6XLoz)

57 So....
I'm noticing the complete public statement dead zone around the Senate Republican leadership. On every single issue. Not a peep of disagreement or disgust.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at April 01, 2021 07:56 AM (WcJwr)

58 Has Psaki announced the regimes support for good paying union jobs at Amazon yet?

Posted by: Ripley at April 01, 2021 07:56 AM (MxEKc)

59 Also watching the local news in Columbia, SC.

Just woke stories. All of them. COVID numbers and masks and wokeness.

Posted by: blaster at April 01, 2021 07:56 AM (w2z2p)

60 This is just what I want to hear the secy. of DEFENSE yammering about....

@SecDef

Trans rights are human rights, and on this #TransDayOfVisibility , I'm pleased to announce we've updated DoD policy on the open service of transgender individuals. The update reinforces our prior decision to allow recruitment, retention, and care of qualified trans individuals.

https://tinyurl.com/yhx2w5ee

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2021 07:56 AM (cF8AT)

61 Point was made in The ONT about the MS13 attacks but worth summarizing (apologize if I mess it up OP), the new immigrants will bring their own sense of things like diversity and openness to their new land. The thing with barbarians is that they don't trifle with a lot of things we are supposed to consider normal these days.
Posted by: Only Context at April 01, 2021 07:50 AM (QZ/dC)

yeah, and the news will cover it with a pillow for as long as they can. and when it reaches critical mass, the barbarians will be through the gate and setting up shop in the kings house.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2021 07:56 AM (8D42x)

62 It's not all gloom and doom. There are little rays of light in the darkness, such as the story of the student who refused to knuckle under to social justice bilge his teacher was trying to ram down his throat. Where there's one, there's another. And another and another.

***

I'm guessing they're microcosms of what's happening in the real world.

What were their choices? Comply or home school? Unspoken but clear punishment for non-compliance through the rest of the school year and possibly until graduation since the teachers and administration spread the word about the sedition?

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 07:57 AM (bm04m)

63 Fuck you 10th Amendment.
- SCOTUS

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 07:55 AM (bm04m)


Right To Work laws impact the Federal tax base, so...

Posted by: SCCJ Juan "Compromised" Roberts - It's a Tax! at April 01, 2021 07:57 AM (hOUT3)

64 58 Has Psaki announced the regimes support for good paying union jobs at Amazon yet?
Posted by: Ripley at April 01, 2021 07:56 AM (MxEKc)


She'll circle jerk back on you...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2021 07:58 AM (s2VJv)

65 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. Some personal news:

As you know, I hate my job. And I really hate that what started out as part-time got "temporarily" turned full about a year ago, with no end in sight (I keep getting promised that a return to P/T is coming, but there's always some sort of "unexpected" delay).

So the other night I took a good, long look at my finances, bills, mortgage and so on, and figured out that, barring any unforseen problems (yes, I know), if I can stick it out until the end of the year, then I should be able to quit entirely.

Which means - if another iron in the fire heats up - I can spend my days writing.

So there's that. I'll let you know in a few months how this is progressing. At the moment (though the moment's joy will soon disappear), however, it is a yuge weight off my back.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2021 07:58 AM (2JVJo)

66 The update reinforces our prior decision to allow recruitment, retention, and care of qualified trans individuals.

***

That part means they'll pay for the surgeries and enabling of the mentally ill people they're recruiting to carry guns and take on positions with high level security clearances.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 07:59 AM (bm04m)

67
I'm waiting to hear how the leftists are going to square the circle of "voter id is racist because black and brown people can't get id" with "everyone will have to have a vaccine passport on the smart phone".

-----------

I'm waiting to hear how the leftists are going to square the circle of "refusing the vaccine is dangerous and a sign of Trumpist conspiracy theorizing" with "black people were victimized by the Tuskegee Experiment and don't trust goverment vaccinations".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2021 07:59 AM (mht8P)

68 I have never thought less of Lester Holt. This dimwit couldn't beat me or 90 percent of Hordians in a Trivial Pursuit game.

Posted by: Quint at April 01, 2021 08:00 AM (Ebl4S)

69 It's not a plan that tinkles around the edges. Hey, come on man. Or on a woman. Whatever tickles your fancy.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at April 01, 2021 08:00 AM (DtFb5)

70 This is so funny, I'm reposting from yesterday....

@mattdizwhitlock

Me to my high school Spanish cohorts when we're sitting down to the final without studying at all.

https://tinyurl.com/yh5hal3b

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2021 08:00 AM (cF8AT)

71 The world's dumbest -----, Ted Lieu, is already more concerned about Gaetz than Fartwell.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:00 AM (y7DUB)

72 Have the usual squishes set up the circular firing squad for Gaetz yet?
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 07:38 AM (y7DUB)


Not me. I don't care what Gaetz did or what he is accused of. Does he support Trump? Then I support him.

Of course, I still think he's going to resign within a week or so. That's just the kind of cynical fellow I am.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2021 08:00 AM (2JVJo)

73
immediate parma-ban.
Posted by: Ian S.

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Read that as "Parma ham". Mmmmm!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2021 08:01 AM (mht8P)

74 So there's that. I'll let you know in a few months how this is progressing. At the moment (though the moment's joy will soon disappear), however, it is a yuge weight off my back.

***

Good luck MP4. Trust your instincts. Humans evolved that way for a reason.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 08:01 AM (bm04m)

75 I'm waiting to hear how the leftists are going to square the circle of "voter id is racist because black and brown people can't get id" with "everyone will have to have a vaccine passport on the smart phone".

***

Don't be silly. They don't have to. The end.
Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 07:52 AM (bm04m)

oh i know they don't have to, and i wish JUST ONE PERSON ON OUR SIDE (yeah, i know, i know...) would ask that question, either in congress, or to psacky, or even like tucker or something.

but nope, none of the fucksticks on our side ask the brilliant questions the horde asks on a daily occurrence...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2021 08:01 AM (8D42x)

76 "Americans privately fear these rules, while publicly appearing to accept them."

They fear the consequences of not accepting them. They fear the Left. They fear their government. This is the United States of Fear. The government, in turn, is afraid. You don't import 20,000 National Guard and ring your redoubt with barbed wire if you're not afraid. Beyond that, very few people have either a clue, or the wherewithal if they did, how to fight this encompassing and smothering assault on life as we've known it.

Trump 2024 isn't the answer. On our current trajectory, 2024 will require a warrior-radical unlike anyone seen before.

Posted by: Homo Viator at April 01, 2021 08:01 AM (H8QX8)

77 So there's that. I'll let you know in a few months how this is progressing. At the moment (though the moment's joy will soon disappear), however, it is a yuge weight off my back.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2021 07:58 AM (2JVJo)

Good on you MPPP!
When you quit, you should play Johnny Paycheck's "Take This Job And Shove It!" loud and proud on the way out.
More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 01, 2021 08:01 AM (DUYfn)

78 Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2021 07:56 AM (cF8AT)

There is a reason why this agency is no longer "The WAR Department",

and why the meaning of "Defense" is NEVER clarified!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 01, 2021 08:01 AM (hOUT3)

79
This dimwit couldn't beat me or 90 percent of Hordians in a Trivial Pursuit game.
Posted by: Quint at April 01, 2021 08:00 AM (Ebl4S)

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We're too polite to beat up on retards.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2021 08:01 AM (mht8P)

80 I went over the heads of the things a man reckons desirable. No doubt invisibility made it possible.

Posted by: The Invisible Tran at April 01, 2021 08:03 AM (DtFb5)

81 "67
I'm waiting to hear how the leftists are going to square the circle of "voter id is racist because black and brown people can't get id" with "everyone will have to have a vaccine passport on the smart phone".
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I'm waiting to hear how the leftists are going to square the circle of "refusing the vaccine is dangerous and a sign of Trumpist conspiracy theorizing" with "black people were victimized by the Tuskegee Experiment and don't trust goverment vaccinations".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2021 07:59 AM (mht8P) "

Quick handwave, puff of smoke, adjust mirror, what problem ?

G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 01, 2021 08:03 AM (K65Kq)

82 ...qualified trans individuals.

I'm supposed to trust the judgement of somebody who can't grok the Concept of Mating Parts? I'm not Einstein, but you don't need to be especially bright to figure that one out on your own.

Somebody who's not me needs to tell these clowns that mental illness is not a qualifier for public service in any way. Also, please stop this bullshit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 01, 2021 08:03 AM (HaL55)

83 I'm gonna start a woke website and solicit infrastructure funds. Maybe a picture of me with a shovel saying we need to dig deep to change the world and solve climate change or something. I will ask for a couple million, and if I get it I will just dig a hole and then fill it back in. It will be more successful and get more done than most of the money spent.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 01, 2021 08:03 AM (gx6NG)

84 The update reinforces our prior decision to allow recruitment, retention, and care of qualified trans individuals.

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That part means they'll pay for the surgeries and enabling of the mentally ill people they're recruiting to carry guns and take on positions with high level security clearances.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 07:59 AM


Mentally ill individuals who are 40 TIMES as LIKELY to kill themselves. Which is why John Hopkins stopped doing the gender surgeries. There was no difference in outcome, they still ended up 40 TIMES as likely to kill themselves.

So let the military pay for the surgery, maybe there will be a different outcome, because...

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at April 01, 2021 08:03 AM (N/gDA)

85 Have the usual squishes set up the circular firing squad for Gaetz yet?

**

I'm completely indifferent except for the part where apparently the blackmailer told him that paying the demands would make the investigation go away.

A non-FBI, non-government type doesn't have that power.

I figured it was coming, but it sucks to know things happened this quickly.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 08:03 AM (bm04m)

86
So there's that. I'll let you know in a few months how this is progressing. At the moment (though the moment's joy will soon disappear), however, it is a yuge weight off my back.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2021 07:58 AM (2JVJo)

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That's great.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2021 08:03 AM (mht8P)

87 I already said Psaki seemed like the girl from the movie Michael Collins. To be honest, I am a bit shocked it did not catch on. I guess no one saw the movie. It was a good film, and my comparison of psaki to that actor was spot on. oh well, you can't make people see things the way you want them to see them.

Posted by: Quint at April 01, 2021 08:04 AM (Ebl4S)

88 Are cross-dressers able to plug in their phone chargers without getting confused?

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 08:04 AM (bm04m)

89 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:04 AM (Zz0t1)

90 Asking to see your phone's vaccine record is a Medical Necessity because it is a National Emergency worthy of violating HIPAA privacy law...

Asking to see the slightest trace of voter related information is a blatant disregard of the privacy protections inherent in the Constitution...

John Roberts agrees it's close enough to being a tax, so ...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 01, 2021 07:55 AM (hOUT3)

yeah, i'm sure that fuck nugget will somehow figure out that it's legal in d in the penumbras and such of the constitution that all citizens be given a phone from the govt.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2021 08:04 AM (8D42x)

91 83 I'm gonna start a woke website and solicit infrastructure funds. Maybe a picture of me with a shovel saying we need to dig deep to change the world and solve climate change or something. I will ask for a couple million, and if I get it I will just dig a hole and then fill it back in. It will be more successful and get more done than most of the money spent.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 01, 2021 08:03 AM (gx6NG)


I am putting the finishing touches on my monorail (!!!!!) idea and then am going to try and get a meeting with Peter Puffer. Hopefully I can scam him into forking over a few million in development funds.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2021 08:05 AM (s2VJv)

92 hey MP4, good luck on the job thing. maybe that's the blessing of being full time this year?

it'll set you up for writing next year. praying for ya..

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2021 08:05 AM (8D42x)

93 Someone posted a link to a .jpg that had "instances where you're required to show ID" at the top and a list of a few dozen routine things, from buying beer to cashing in a lottery ticket.

At the bottom was "instances where you're not required to show ID" and the only item listed was voting.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 08:06 AM (bm04m)

94 This is just what I want to hear the secy. of DEFENSE yammering about....

@SecDef

Trans rights are human rights, and on this #TransDayOfVisibility , I'm pleased to announce we've updated DoD policy on the open service of transgender individuals. The update reinforces our prior decision to allow recruitment, retention, and care of qualified trans individuals.

https://tinyurl.com/yhx2w5ee
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2021 07:56 AM (cF8AT)

for real? today is trans visibility day? april 1st, is trans right visibility day? that's just perfect, when you think about it...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2021 08:06 AM (8D42x)

95 Just got an email from YouTube, they want me to take their survey. It's all about race, ethnicity and sexual orientation so they can "better serve our communities."

Ugh, no thanks. Deleted.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 01, 2021 08:07 AM (E+OcO)

96 The world's dumbest -----, Ted Lieu, is already more concerned about Gaetz than Fartwell.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:00 AM (y7DUB)

Not so fast! I'm an idiot too!

Posted by: Mazie Hirono, Rayciss Senator at April 01, 2021 08:07 AM (DUYfn)

97
So there's that. I'll let you know in a few months how this is progressing. At the moment (though the moment's joy will soon disappear), however, it is a yuge weight off my back.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2021 07:58 AM


Congratulations, we hope to meet with you in the very near future.

Posted by: Biden Tax Plan to Screw Wage Earners at April 01, 2021 08:08 AM (N/gDA)

98 Speak softly and carry a big stick.

Make sure to use the stick where required.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:08 AM (Zz0t1)

99
Guys:

That word describing a "fault" in the armor is an epithet. Please censor yourselves.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2021 08:08 AM (s2VJv)

100 I am putting the finishing touches on my monorail (!!!!!) idea and then am going to try and get a meeting with Peter Puffer. Hopefully I can scam him into forking over a few million in development funds.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2021 08:05 AM (s2VJv)

****

I have an idea on how to get his attention...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at April 01, 2021 08:09 AM (flINI)

101 Tami, President Dr. Jill sounds like she is saying "See Say Broadway" in that clip. A Cuban friend of mine from Miami sent me that clip today too, and he's loving her unbelievable mangling. Starting the day with a laugh.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at April 01, 2021 08:09 AM (WcJwr)

102 Recent polls show America Biden's handling of covid
They still remember Trumps delusional " the virus will magically disappear in April when it gets warmer....."
JJ has forgotten that

Posted by: Proud Moderate at April 01, 2021 08:09 AM (Qr0uC)

103 99 Yes, that's a slippery slope.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at April 01, 2021 08:10 AM (I58tH)

104 Trump 2024 isn't the answer. On our current trajectory, 2024 will require a warrior-radical unlike anyone seen before.
Posted by: Homo Viator at April 01, 2021 08:01 AM (H8QX

yeah, but where are we going to get our Pinochet? i think things have to get A LOT worse before that happens.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2021 08:10 AM (8D42x)

105 Just got an email from YouTube, they want me to take their survey. It's all about race, ethnicity and sexual orientation so they can "better serve our communities."

Ugh, no thanks. Deleted.


No. You're going about this all wrong.
If that was legitimately from youtube and not some social engineering phish, then you should answer things in as ridiculous a manner as possible.

Overthrow the system through malicious compliance...lol

Posted by: Gman at April 01, 2021 08:10 AM (GfWuY)

106 "It's not a plan that tinkers around the edges," President Joe Biden said Wednesday in Pittsburgh of his $2 trillion "American Jobs Plan." No freaking kidding: It's half of his master plan to utterly remake the nation in the name of recovery from the pandemic.
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As with his predecessor - and Biden is, after all, in thrall to the same cabal as he was, and more more completely - he is working "fundamentally transform" America. And transform it he will. Obama laid the vital and gigantic groundwork through his machinations in medicine, federal supremacy, government expansion, the armed forces and the bureaucracy generally. Some of the structural steel went up. Before the building could be enclosed, the elevators added, the locks put on the doors (mainly the interior doors), etc., Trump was elected.

The structure sat there, unfinished but standing. Trump's attempts to tear down that structure and dig up its earthworks were stymied when no contractor in the land would bid on the job or, having bid on it, cashed the checks while refusing to do the work. Now the usurper has been installed, the cabal is back in control, and the construction crews are eager to finish.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 08:10 AM (Jsjd7)

107
Shill Biden, First Shady of the USA.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2021 08:10 AM (s2VJv)

108 for real? today is trans visibility day? april 1st, is trans right
visibility day? that's just perfect, when you think about it...

So, what time will they turn the Hubble Telescope around to find the hundreds of these trannys that are supposedly everywhere?
President/Chairman Xi is laughing his ass off at all the gullible Americans for allowing his bullshit propaganda regime to brainwash the nation. WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 01, 2021 08:11 AM (HaL55)

109 I smell something rancid

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2021 08:11 AM (GPwVZ)

110 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 01, 2021 08:11 AM (arJlL)

111 Must be hard for the trolls to get out of bed these days, schilling for this shitshow of a *

Posted by: Only Context at April 01, 2021 08:11 AM (QZ/dC)

112 I'm noticing the complete public statement dead zone around the Senate Republican leadership. On every single issue. Not a peep of disagreement or disgust.

I'm sure the GOP shit birds are hammering out the grift percentages as we speak. Progress, Comrade!

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 01, 2021 08:11 AM (3H9h1)

113 Hey JT.

Posted by: SMH at April 01, 2021 08:11 AM (Oglqz)

114 MPPP, that's great news (potentially). I'm jealous!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at April 01, 2021 08:11 AM (WcJwr)

115 It might shock Walsh to find out that the hold Chauvin used is part of Minneapolis police officers' training. It was not applied to put pressure on his trachea, and the medical examiner found no evidence that it did.
________________

The knee restraint was used to keep the addict still. If you watch the video, Chauvin isn't putting his body weight on Floyd, which is likely why the ME found no evidence of any kind of injury to Floyd's neck. No redness or swelling (which there would have been if Chauvin had actually been pressing weight on Floyd's neck for that long), no bruising, no tissue damage (and the neck tissue was dissected during the autopsy to look for that), no neck injury of any kind.

Also, the point of keeping the knee restraint in place even after the addict has passed out is that addicts can suddenly regain consciousness and become violent. Even the MMA bystander who testified the other day admitted that on the stand.

Also, some people have claimed that Chauvin was blocking Floyd's carotid artery with his knee, but that also is not true. When the EMT checked Floyd's neck pulse, Chauvin did not move his knee, because it wasn't on Floyd's carotid artery.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 01, 2021 08:11 AM (k4dH2)

116 No Hitler & Son today.

Posted by: JT at April 01, 2021 08:12 AM (arJlL)

117 At Least 4 Dead - Including Child - After Gunman Opens Fire in LA Suburb

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Also I love this from the link:

"The mass shooting is the latest incident in a string of mass shootings across the country in recent weeks. "

Yeah, it's funny how it works when there's an agenda to be pushed. I bet you could announce one a day if you tried. Baltimore, Chicago, Birmingham, etc. have no shortage of them.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 08:12 AM (bm04m)

118 Best wishes, MP4. Leaving a job you hate but are stuck in weighed me down for a long time. Leaving it for an, at the time, less than optimal spot paved the way for ultimate success. Even when things looked bleak I never lost faith that things would work out as they did.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:12 AM (y7DUB)

119 116 No Hitler & Son today.
Posted by: JT at April 01, 2021 08:12 AM (arJlL)


They've gone fishing...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2021 08:13 AM (s2VJv)

120 for real? today is trans visibility day? april 1st, is trans right visibility day? that's just perfect, when you think about it...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2021 08:06 AM (8D42x)

LOL! I didn't even think of that! LOL!

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2021 08:13 AM (cF8AT)

121 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2021 08:03 AM (mht8P)

I know that come this Sunday afternoon, I will be back in my usual depressed mode and then on Monday through Wednesday will hate the job and my life, but that's normal. At least now I have an end-point, and I can put up with the next nine months if it means that on January 1 I can stop by here and then say, "Well, got to go write a new chapter."

I should find one of those countdown clocks to keep on my desk.

Anyway, thank you all for your kind thoughts and prayers. I do appreciate them!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2021 08:14 AM (2JVJo)

122 I sat through some of the local news this morning and I saw a little story that explains something from yesterday's "Quick Hits" thread. One of the blurbs there was about Delta's CEO vice-signalling on the topic of Georgia's new elections law. Delta is opposed to it and is all about justice (of course).

Flash forward to this morning and what do I see on the news? Delta is rolling back some of its 'Rona-related constraints and is again selling - and filling - middle seats.

Now it makes sense. They are making a move that will piss off the Karens, so they made an advance payment to the Social Justice Committee by making inflammatory statements about GA's new law. This gives them two things: a good distraction from the significant business change they just made, and a fallback defense when Karen, Inc. applies pressure.

Ayn Rand nailed this one. From the Aristocracy of Ability to the Aristocracy of Pull. The problem with Rand is not that her villains were unrealistic, but that her heroes were.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 08:14 AM (Jsjd7)

123 Hey JT.
Posted by: SMH

HIYA SMH !

Posted by: JT at April 01, 2021 08:14 AM (arJlL)

124 JJ, serious question because I don't understand the internet anymore. When we click a link, do those sources like NY Post, Times, etc. pay Ace for the eyeballs visiting their site?

I read a lot of the articles through the day, but I'll click all the links every day if so.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 08:14 AM (bm04m)

125 Let's not confuse the Minneapolis jury with facts people.

Posted by: Only Context at April 01, 2021 08:14 AM (QZ/dC)

126 @mattdizwhitlock

Me to my high school Spanish cohorts when we're sitting down to the final without studying at all.

https://tinyurl.com/yh5hal3b
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2021 08:00 AM (cF8AT)


Say it with me!!!

Si South Padre!!!! We're all spring break now!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:14 AM (Zz0t1)

127 ok, I'ed that up royally. I admit when I screw up. I would rather have people commenting about Samyang noodles, because I truly love them. I again say throw in the cheese, butter, and cream. It will still be hot as Hell but a fun hot. And really a cheap meal.

I said Michael Collins but meant Michael Clayton. The latter movie always meant something to me, I know the actor is a jagoff. But the guy does pick his movie roles well.

Posted by: Quint at April 01, 2021 08:15 AM (Ebl4S)

128 "The fool says in his heart, "There is no God". They are corrupt, their deeds are vile; there is no one who does good."

Psalm 14:1

Posted by: Marcus T, Molon Labe at April 01, 2021 08:15 AM (VpIIl)

129 hey MP4, good luck on the job thing. maybe that's the blessing of being full time this year?

You know, I hadn't thought of it that way, but that is a good thing for me to keep in mind.

Anyway, just about time to sign in, so better make a fresh cup of tea. Talk to you all later.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2021 08:15 AM (2JVJo)

130 for real? today is trans visibility day? april 1st, is trans right visibility day? that's just perfect, when you think about it...

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hahaha

It's important to remember that dates are almost never an accident with the left. They're notorious for announcing things or implementing plans on extremely coincidental dates like Lenin's birthday.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 08:15 AM (bm04m)

131 Another point about Floyd: the elderly black male bystander who testified yesterday was asked how Floyd looked when he was lying on the ground, and the bystander said that he saw foam coming out of Floyd's mouth. That adds further proof that Floyd's breathing difficulties on the ground were due to the fluid that was filling his lungs (which is what causes foaming at the mouth), and not Chauvin's knee.

And the fluid filling Floyd's lungs was caused by the fentanyl overdose, again not Chauvin's knee.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 01, 2021 08:16 AM (k4dH2)

132 I smell something rancid
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2021 08:11 AM (GPwVZ)

can't be, i showered this morning and the hockey gear is still in the bag from last night...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2021 08:16 AM (8D42x)

133 124 JJ, serious question because I don't understand the internet anymore. When we click a link, do those sources like NY Post, Times, etc. pay Ace for the eyeballs visiting their site?

I read a lot of the articles through the day, but I'll click all the links every day if so.
Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 08:14 AM (bm04m)


Honestly, I have no idea how clicks are monetized. Funny, but I had this conversation with a friend at dinner last night.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2021 08:16 AM (s2VJv)

134 Holt the Dolt is following Biden's lead.

Posted by: klaftern at April 01, 2021 08:17 AM (RuIsu)

135 And the fluid filling Floyd's lungs was caused by the fentanyl overdose, again not Chauvin's knee.

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None of which matters, sadly. We're post Constitution and post law/equality. Chauvin's guilt or innocence isn't the question here. How the BLM community feels about the sentence is the question.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 08:18 AM (bm04m)

136 From "climate change," crumbling infrastructure and an economy collapsing in on itself even more horrifically than an elderly dementia patient trying to climb a set of stairs, all these multi-trillion-dollar bills will do is line the pockets of the thieves, whores, tyrants and criminals who wrote them, and, if you read the fine print, take away the last scintilla of freedom and liberty left to the individual citizen while seizing almost total control over every aspect of our lives.
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Inflammatory nonsense. These steps are absolutely vital to ensure equitable recovery from our generation's greatest challenge. The velocity of money has been declining, even with direct injections of liquidity directly to the people. Business formation has slowed. Employment has not recovered well because the market has shrunk quite dramatically. Only stimulus - and massive stimulus at that - will re-prime the pump and get the engine of production and job creation moving again. Centralized direction of relief and recovery activities will be highly efficient. This is vital in a period of low velocity, as the government spending multiplier makes centrally-directed spending more efficient.

Posted by: The preceding is satire at April 01, 2021 08:18 AM (Jsjd7)

137 "Watson, the shootings were in California, Colorado, and Georgia - three states that voted for Biden. You know what this means?"
"No sir."
"It means it's the fault of Republicans!"
"You've been hitting the opium again, haven't you Mr. Holmes?"

Posted by: SpongeBob Producers at April 01, 2021 08:18 AM (e8LQ4)

138 No Hitler & Son today.
Posted by: JT at April 01, 2021 08:12 AM (arJlL)


They've gone fishing...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

But, the season hasn't opened yet !

Posted by: JT at April 01, 2021 08:18 AM (arJlL)

139 Joe Biden, also known as Unclew Pervy, is now 85-years old; he is frail and largely dysfunctional.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 01, 2021 08:19 AM (yrol0)

140 Honestly, I have no idea how clicks are monetized. Funny, but I had this conversation with a friend at dinner last night.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2021 08:16 AM (s2VJv)

**

Ha. I think it was the Discworld author who once suggested that ideas float down from the clouds and that's why people in different places can have the same thoughts at the same time.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 08:19 AM (bm04m)

141 Hillary's fake accent, Jill mangling espanol - no promises ever kept - and yet those voter blocks keep coming back for more. Dollars trump self respect.

Posted by: Only Context at April 01, 2021 08:20 AM (QZ/dC)

142 Si South Padre!!!! We're all spring break now!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:14 AM (Zz0t1)

woohoo, pass the beer and bring on the bikinis!!!!

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2021 08:20 AM (8D42x)

143 None of which matters, sadly. We're post Constitution and post law/equality. Chauvin's guilt or innocence isn't the question here. How the BLM community feels about the sentence is the question.
Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 08:18 AM (bm04m)


This.

It's why WASTF.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:21 AM (Zz0t1)

144 Opening Day! Of course, one of favorite Indians just signed a massive new contract. With the fricking Mets, of all teams.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at April 01, 2021 08:21 AM (WcJwr)

145 Dollars trump self respect.

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It's always neat to see how commas can change something entirely. Two years ago:

Dollars, Trump, self respect.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 08:21 AM (bm04m)

146 Ha. I think it was the Discworld author who once suggested that ideas float down from the clouds and that's why people in different places can have the same thoughts at the same time.
Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 08:19 AM (bm04m)
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"Steam Engine Time." Most great developments in the abstract (math and physics) and and the practical (engineering) are simultaneously discovered. Relativity, calculus, steam engines, etc. - most have more than one father in different places and more or less the same time. When James Watt invented the steam engine, he ran into patent trouble on the Continent because some German who's name escapes me had an equivalent invention patented there and no one could determine who was first. The Scottish nobility heard about it and discussed it at their dinner parties. One Scottish nobleman reportedly shrugged and said, "it must have been steam engine time."

I think it's G-d hedging His bets. When we're ready for something major and new, He plants the seed in more than one man, to increase the odds that we actually figure it out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 08:22 AM (Jsjd7)

147 145 Dollars trump self respect.

***

It's always neat to see how commas can change something entirely. Two years ago:

Dollars, Trump, self respect.
Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 08:21 AM (bm04m)

=======

Dollars trump self, respect.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 01, 2021 08:22 AM (LvTSG)

148 It's why WASTF.

***

The left is demanding segregation.

It's not a horrible idea to listen to them in preparation for your families' futures.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 08:23 AM (bm04m)

149 Opening Day! Of course, one of favorite Indians just signed a massive new contract. With the fricking Mets, of all teams.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at April 01, 2021 08:21 AM (WcJwr)


What opens today and what do native Americans have to do with it?

What's a met?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)

150 Ah doan feeeeeel no wayzzzz tarrrrrrrrrd

Posted by: HILLARY! at April 01, 2021 08:23 AM (flINI)

151 144 Opening Day! Of course, one of favorite Indians just signed a massive new contract. With the fricking Mets, of all teams.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at April 01, 2021 08:21 AM (WcJwr)


No longer follow baseball, but with the Wilpons gone, maybe some competency has returned to management. That said, I have no idea.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2021 08:23 AM (s2VJv)

152 woohoo, pass the beer and bring on the bikinis!!!!

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2021 08:20 AM (8D42x)

bring on the Protuguese man of wars, crabs, and no waves.

Posted by: Quint at April 01, 2021 08:24 AM (Ebl4S)

153 "The Democrats Have A Plan". There's a depressing phrase. Let me know how close we get to the wheat harvest goals, Comrade Joe.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at April 01, 2021 08:24 AM (WcJwr)

154 One Scottish nobleman reportedly shrugged and said, "it must have been steam engine time."

I think it's G-d hedging His bets. When we're ready for something major and new, He plants the seed in more than one man, to increase the odds that we actually figure it out.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

**

Thanks for this. I'd never heard it. I like your hypothesis btw.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 08:24 AM (bm04m)

155 So apparently AOC, she of the ample funbags and inadequate brainpower, is complaining that Zhou BaiDen's multuple $2T funny-money gift to leftists everywhere packages are "too small" and ought to be multiples of that, on the order of $10T. Each.

She's a moron, but if you think about it she's not wrong. Look, we're Venezuela Norte now, with the fake elections, state-capitalism, paramilitary goon squads, the whole 9-yards. And if you're gonna go commie, then fucking go commie.

Why all this pussy-footing it? It's all fake Zimbabwe dollars anyway. Make the Money Printer Go brrrrrrrrr and flood the zone.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 01, 2021 08:25 AM (NYS7S)

156 151 No longer follow baseball, but with the Wilpons gone, maybe some competency has returned to management. That said, I have no idea.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2021 08:23 AM (s2VJv)

==========

I canceled MLB.tv, but I wouldn't mind a good year for the A's.

Until they play a doubleheader or go into extra innings when they cease to play baseball.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 01, 2021 08:25 AM (LvTSG)

157 146
I think it's G-d hedging His bets. When we're ready for something major and new, He plants the seed in more than one man, to increase the odds that we actually figure it out.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 08:22 AM (Jsjd7)


"Hmm..."

- - Alien Civilization that Seeded the Galaxy with Giant Monoliths

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2021 08:25 AM (s2VJv)

158 When this comes undone, it's going to make the trajectory of Sarajevo 84-96 look tame.

Posted by: Only Context at April 01, 2021 08:25 AM (QZ/dC)

159 "Democrats Oppose Requiring IDs For Voting But Want You To Carry A Vaccine Passport"


That makes sense. You can't hurt someone with your vote!

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Gref at April 01, 2021 08:26 AM (AMIL/)

160
None of which matters, sadly. We're post Constitution and post law/equality. Chauvin's guilt or innocence isn't the question here. How the BLM community feels about the sentence is the question.
Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 08:18 AM (bm04m)

___________

The purpose of a show trial is to affirm a previously determined verdict.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2021 08:26 AM (mht8P)

161 It's very easy to live without Blackrock, American Express or Delta. I don't need any of them. It took about 10 minutes to divest in any Blackrock funds, I already stopped flying Delta after their last bleating and American Express is an overpriced garbage card.

Posted by: Marcus T, Molon Labe at April 01, 2021 08:27 AM (VpIIl)

162 AOC has the Pelosi problem, both commies and both often have circulation problems above nipple level.

Posted by: Only Context at April 01, 2021 08:27 AM (QZ/dC)

163 Biden and his junta are not destroying passover or Judaism, we're doing it all by ourselves with a focus on the need to open borders and destroy Western Civ and culture in the name of tikkun Olam which only needs to take place in the US.

Posted by: CN at April 01, 2021 08:27 AM (ONvIw)

164 All you anti-baseball will be glad to hear it's forecasted to be 32 degrees with flurries at game time. "Coldest start in a hundred years" according to the weather folks. Because greenhouse gasses are warming someplace else right now, I suppose.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at April 01, 2021 08:28 AM (WcJwr)

165 I don't follow baseball either, but have been alerted to the fact that John Daniels, GM of the Texas Rangers, is the biggest dipshit in baseball.

In 2 moves, he pissed off 75% of the fan base by trading Elvis Andrews and benching Rougned Odor. That's a great way to open your new stadium, genius.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)

166 164 All you anti-baseball will be glad to hear it's forecasted to be 32 degrees with flurries at game time. "Coldest start in a hundred years" according to the weather folks. Because greenhouse gasses are warming someplace else right now, I suppose.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at April 01, 2021 08:28 AM (WcJwr)

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CLIMATE APOCALYPSE!!!!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 01, 2021 08:29 AM (LvTSG)

167 No longer follow baseball, but with the Wilpons gone, maybe some competency has returned to management. That said, I have no idea.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2021 08:23 AM (s2VJv)
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I canceled MLB.tv, but I wouldn't mind a good year for the A's.

Until they play a doubleheader or go into extra innings when they cease to play baseball.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 01, 2021 08:25 AM (LvTSG)

i'm down to two and a half sports.

I follow hockey, mostly not woke.
i watch college basketball some, kinda woke
and i watch Aussie Rules, not woke.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2021 08:29 AM (8D42x)

168 All you anti-baseball will be glad to hear it's forecasted to be 32 degrees with flurries at game time. "Coldest start in a hundred years" according to the weather folks. Because greenhouse gasses are warming someplace else right now, I suppose.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at April 01, 2021 08:28 AM (WcJwr)
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This saddens me, actually. I am not anti-baseball. I love baseball. I have been compelled to become anti-MLB, though, because they're rotten bastards who have fucked one too many times with the rules and then went woke simultaneously during the last round. Next week, I am going to dig into how to stream Oriental ball in earnest. The Koreans, Taiwanese and Japanese all play baseball and play it well, and it doesn't matter that I don't understand the announcers and can't read their languages because, well, it's baseball.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 08:30 AM (Jsjd7)

169 "Coldest start in a hundred years" according to the weather folks.

***

Wait. So this happened 100 years ago before all of the modern cars and engines global warmed errything?

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 08:30 AM (bm04m)

170 Biden and his junta are not destroying passover or Judaism, we're doing it all by ourselves with a focus on the need to open borders and destroy Western Civ and culture in the name of tikkun Olam which only needs to take place in the US.
Posted by: CN at April 01, 2021 08:27 AM (ONvIw)

(checks the make-up of the meat puppet's cabinet)
(concludes this must all be part of The Plan)
(walks away, whistling in goyim)

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 01, 2021 08:31 AM (NYS7S)

171 Hope springs eternal... by the end of the day both the Mariners and the Orioles will be mathematically eliminated from playoff contention. Elimination fever... Catch it!

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at April 01, 2021 08:31 AM (flINI)

172 i'm down to two and a half sports.

I follow hockey, mostly not woke.
i watch college basketball some, kinda woke
and i watch Aussie Rules, not woke.
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2021 08:29 AM (8D42x)


Michigan basketball wore BLM patches on their uniforms.

Got drilled by UCLA, a MUCH lesser seed.

Good. Piss off, dickheads.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

173 Biden throwing the first pitch is going to be fantastic.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 08:31 AM (bm04m)

174 173 Biden throwing the first pitch is going to be fantastic.
Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 08:31 AM (bm04m)

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He's not.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 01, 2021 08:31 AM (LvTSG)

175 Here's a good baseball moment, from the last day of spring training in Arizona.
https://tinyurl.com/294f78sb

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at April 01, 2021 08:31 AM (WcJwr)

176 168 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 08:30 AM (Jsjd7)

The BLM bullshit is bad enough, but the MLB in trying to make the game faster is not only ruining it but, ironically enough, slowing it down.

Sort of the story of liberalism.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2021 08:31 AM (s2VJv)

177 None of which matters, sadly. We're post Constitution and post law/equality. Chauvin's guilt or innocence isn't the question here. How the BLM community feels about the sentence is the question.
___________

Oh I understand that. But I'm still going to keep talking about the evidence, because the evidence shows what really happened. You had 4 small cops (Chauvin only weighs 140 pounds), in a very dangerous, crime-ridden neighborhood, trying to deal with a huge (Floyd was 6'5, 223 pounds) black man, obviously high on something, behaving erratically and uncooperatively, while a hostile crowd is gathering around them, threatening them and shouting insults at them. You can watch the videotapes and see them trying to reason with Floyd, trying to calm him, trying to accommodate him ("I'll sit in the car with you, I'll put on the A.C., I'll put the window down," etc.). But Floyd is fighting, even after they put him on the ground (which he had repeatedly requested), he kicks his legs out at them. The cops were doing what they had been trained to do, and the medical evidence proves that the knee restraint didn't hurt Floyd -- but it looked "mean" to the onlookers.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 01, 2021 08:32 AM (k4dH2)

178 176 168 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 08:30 AM (Jsjd7)

The BLM bullshit is bad enough, but the MLB in trying to make the game faster is not only ruining it but, ironically enough, slowing it down.

Sort of the story of liberalism.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2021 08:31 AM (s2VJv)

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Call. Strikes. More.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 01, 2021 08:32 AM (LvTSG)

179 If Donald Trump were to say he wanted to do more than "tinker around the edges," wails, screams, shrieks and cries would've come from every corner of celebrity and media declaring him a dictator.

Ya know, I'm really so sick and tired of all this. So over it. I will never know how JJ plows through this infected sewage day after day. For the most part, I can't even read it anymore. I just don't care. There's no saving any of this. No one to save us. If I've ever reached a 'let it burn' mentality, it is now.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2021 08:32 AM (O+I8R)

180 JJ, what happened with Legal Insurrection?

Also, the link in your write-up about the kid who fought back against the SJW stuff doesn't work, it just brings up the HQ.

Posted by: bluebell at April 01, 2021 08:32 AM (/669Q)

181 Good morning! Sunny and 51 today and finally no damn wind! Looks like gardening time!

Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 01, 2021 08:32 AM (nxdel)

182 Wait. So this happened 100 years ago before all of the modern cars and engines global warmed errything?
Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 08:30 AM (bm04m)
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A single day that sets records is not a valid method to establish climatic changes. That is weather, which is highly variable as opposed to climate, which is highly stable over time. In climate, it's the trend that matters. And thanks to statistical practices, changes in measuring technology, broad-spectrum extrapolation from comparatively few sources and the small number of historically-stable sources, those trends can be whatever we want them to be.

Posted by: Michael Mann, if he is being honest at April 01, 2021 08:32 AM (Jsjd7)

183 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 01, 2021 08:25 AM (LvTSG)

TJM, did you ever hear of a movie called As Long As I'm Famous? Someone recommended it to me because Theda Bara was supposed to be in it (as a character, not the real woman). I checked out a trailer and saw it was basically Brokeback Hollywood. Curious about your thoughts. I don't think I'll watch it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2021 08:33 AM (2JVJo)

184 Michigan basketball wore BLM patches on their uniforms.
Got drilled by UCLA, a MUCH lesser seed.
Good. Piss off, dickheads.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

well, it's michigan sooo....

never a bad thing to watch them go down faster than cardi b...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2021 08:33 AM (8D42x)

185 Biden throwing the first pitch is going to be fantastic.
Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 08:31 AM (bm04m)
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He's the first president in the modern era of Baseball to not throw out a first pitch, I think.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 08:34 AM (Jsjd7)

186 Call. Strikes. More.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 01, 2021 08:32 AM (LvTSG)

Amazing, isn't it - they shrink the strike zone to the area of a postage stamp and the game slows to a crawl.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 01, 2021 08:34 AM (NYS7S)

187 Here's a good baseball moment, from the last day of spring training in Arizona.
https://tinyurl.com/294f78sb
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at April 01, 2021 08:31 AM (WcJwr)


White. Privilege.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)

188 Call. Strikes. More.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 01, 2021 08:32 AM (LvTSG)
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This. Shrinking the strike zone elongated the game bigly. It also had the perverse incentive of encouraging moon shot power hitters over competent grind-'em-down batting. When you can stay at the plate just about indefinitely, why not shoot the moon?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 08:35 AM (Jsjd7)

189 I follow hockey, mostly not woke.

i watch college basketball some, kinda woke

and i watch Aussie Rules, not woke.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2021 08:29 AM (8D42x)

at some point this will not work. The only not woke sports I know of are golf, competitive fishing, and bull riding. I recall not long ago when 90 percent of PGA Tour players were Republicans. That is has been shown with data over the years, so it is not in dispute.

The all said there hobblies were either fishing or hunting. Now in this woke world, even the PGA Tour has gone woke, but not the the extent of other sports. To me, it is not down to professional bullriding. Sure I know little about it, but I know most of them are not jagoffs.

Posted by: Quint at April 01, 2021 08:35 AM (Ebl4S)

190 Hope springs eternal... by the end of the day both the Mariners and the Orioles will be mathematically eliminated from playoff contention. Elimination fever... Catch it!
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at April 01, 2021 08:31 AM (flINI)


Please, God, add the Red Sox to that list. I want they of the BLM banner on the wall of Fenway Park to be dead last in the standings.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2021 08:35 AM (2JVJo)

191 183 TJM, did you ever hear of a movie called As Long As I'm Famous? Someone recommended it to me because Theda Bara was supposed to be in it (as a character, not the real woman). I checked out a trailer and saw it was basically Brokeback Hollywood. Curious about your thoughts. I don't think I'll watch it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2021 08:33 AM (2JVJo)

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I have not.

Looking it up on the IMDb, it has 29 ratings (for a 5.4/10 rating) and a single 3/10 star review from a user titled "Dubious Hollywood Melodrama."

I have a feeling it may not be worth your time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 01, 2021 08:35 AM (LvTSG)

192
Amazing, isn't it - they shrink the strike zone to the area of a postage stamp and the game slows to a crawl.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 01, 2021 08:34 AM (NYS7S)


The Fox Box and instant replay removes the need for a home plate umpire altogether.

Let's DO this!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)

193 Stolen from the one I call the brother-

"The plane is flying just fine. Only problem is it has 5 gallons of fuel left and the pilot would make a sloth look dynamic."

Posted by: CapeFear at April 01, 2021 08:36 AM (4PDMt)

194 Fauci's first pitch > Joe's first pitch >> Kamala's first pitch

Posted by: Only Context at April 01, 2021 08:36 AM (QZ/dC)

195 Ominous or auspicious today, you decide.

Posted by: Count de Monet Super de Duper Straight at April 01, 2021 08:36 AM (4I/2K)

196 180 JJ, what happened with Legal Insurrection?

Also, the link in your write-up about the kid who fought back against the SJW stuff doesn't work, it just brings up the HQ.
Posted by: bluebell at April 01, 2021 08:32 AM (/669Q)


Link fixed. Thanks!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2021 08:36 AM (s2VJv)

197 He's the first president in the modern era of Baseball to not throw out a first pitch, I think.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

So who's gonna throw it ?

Dr. Jill ?

Mr. Phyllis ?

Posted by: JT at April 01, 2021 08:36 AM (arJlL)

198 IIRC all the "infrastructure" monies have already been allocated to leftist cronies in the states that will receive the funds. From there the funds will trickle down to other cronies, lackeys and union bosses. Eventually 6 guys with a state pickup truck will appear at an intersection with several dozen orange cones and neck traffic into 2 lanes. This traffic disruption will remain in place until the next election. At that point enough graft will have trickled down to remove the cones.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 01, 2021 08:36 AM (3H9h1)

199 Here's a good baseball moment, from the last day of spring training in Arizona.
https://tinyurl.com/294f78sb
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at April 01, 2021 08:31 AM (WcJwr)
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Cool. That kid's probably never going to forget that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 08:36 AM (Jsjd7)

200 176 168 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 08:30 AM (Jsjd7)

The BLM bullshit is bad enough, but the MLB in trying to make the game faster is not only ruining it but, ironically enough, slowing it down.

Sort of the story of liberalism.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2021 08:31 AM (s2VJv)

#4 Wear carcass as skin suit demanding respect

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 01, 2021 08:36 AM (yrol0)

201 Michigan basketball wore BLM patches on their uniforms.

Got drilled by UCLA, a MUCH lesser seed.

Good. Piss off, dickheads.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)


Love it, get woke get smoked. I hadn't realized that before and just viewed the game as a big golden shower for Bitchmer to add to the "kidnap plot" falling apart.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:36 AM (y7DUB)

202 186 Call. Strikes. More.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 01, 2021 08:32 AM (LvTSG)

Amazing, isn't it - they shrink the strike zone to the area of a postage stamp and the game slows to a crawl.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 01, 2021 08:34 AM (NYS7S)

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"We need more home runs! Shrink the strike zone!"

"This will lead to really long at bats and a whole lot of walks."

"Home runs!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 01, 2021 08:36 AM (LvTSG)

203 It's very easy to live without Blackrock, American Express or Delta. I don't need any of them. It took about 10 minutes to divest in any Blackrock funds, I already stopped flying Delta after their last bleating and American Express is an overpriced garbage card.
Posted by: Marcus T, Molon Labe at April 01, 2021 08:27 AM (VpIIl)

Concur. I quit American Express Garbage Card years ago when they pushed feeding layabout urban outdoorsmen with my payments.

Fuck them.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 01, 2021 08:37 AM (DUYfn)

204 Good morning hordelings. Well, that's about the extent of my thoughts. I'll just sit here and watch you be clever.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 01, 2021 08:37 AM (45fpk)

205 Biden throwing the first pitch is going to be fantastic.
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He's not.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 01, 2021 08:31 AM (LvTSG)

**

What?

But he's so strong and healthy.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 08:37 AM (bm04m)

206 I went to a opening day at Yankee Stadium in the mid 90s. Petite was pitching and it snowed...was not to bad. I wore a coat and gloves and was comfortable

Went to another opener when David Cohen was pitching in the rain...fuckin froze my balls off

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2021 08:37 AM (GPwVZ)

207 Cool. That kid's probably never going to forget that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 08:36 AM (Jsjd7)


Nor should he. He was not only playing catch with a pro, he was DELIVERING. Very accurate throws each time, even when overthrowing to the guy behind his initial target.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)

208 Hiya Grammie !

Posted by: JT at April 01, 2021 08:38 AM (arJlL)

209 Also, the link in your write-up about the kid who fought back against the SJW stuff doesn't work, it just brings up the HQ.
Posted by: bluebell at April 01, 2021 08:32 AM (/669Q)


Here's the story:

https://tinyurl.com/2fks4pyr

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2021 08:38 AM (2JVJo)

210 So who's gonna throw it ?

Cameltoe? Maybe she'll cackle the entire time.

Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 01, 2021 08:38 AM (nxdel)

211 Also, the link in your write-up about the kid who fought back against the SJW stuff doesn't work, it just brings up the HQ.
Posted by: bluebell at April 01, 2021 08:32 AM (/669Q)


Link fixed. Thanks!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2021 08:36 AM (s2VJv)


Be better, JJ. Be better.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)

212 The Fox Box and instant replay removes the need for a home plate umpire altogether.

Let's DO this!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)
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This is a possibility and I might be okay with it. The problem isn't the umpires so much as it is the tiny strike zone. If we returned to the 80s strike zone, a lot of the problems would be solves. Umpires are actually graded against the automatic calling robot - if they're too far off of it, they get dinged. The human factor is a big deal and I am loathe to entirely remove it. Yes, sometimes those humans are wrong but it keeps the game moving and accommodating it becomes a part of the game strategy. The NFL's efforts to eliminate human error with constant replay went further than any other step - even the "protect the QB at all costs" rule changes - toward ruining the game.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 08:39 AM (Jsjd7)

213 I see in the Epoch Times today that the U.N. is setting up a bunch of "migration" commissions to further hasten the flood of foreign poor into the U.S. and western Europe. And of course, the corrupt globalist Biden administration is kissing their ass. Trump had rightly refused to cooperate, as the U.S. is supposed to be a sovereign nation run by its own citizens, and not by some unaccountable U.N. bureaucrats, but of course the Biden globalists don't agree.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 01, 2021 08:39 AM (k4dH2)

214 hockey is pretty woke. Nacsar is now woke. The PGA Tour is now woke though no one on the tour is woke. They are woke because the higher ups say they are. If you look at the history, you will see they are the least woke of any professional tour. And I respect them for that. But the betters are taking over everything. THey are doing a heat check, and it is working.

Posted by: Quint at April 01, 2021 08:39 AM (Ebl4S)

215 Morning Grammie! Opening day and it's beautiful weather here!

Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 01, 2021 08:39 AM (nxdel)

216 "We need more home runs! Shrink the strike zone!"

"This will lead to really long at bats and a whole lot of walks."

"Home runs!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 01, 2021 08:36 AM (LvTSG)

But But But it's the "long ball" that gets the butts into the seats and the eyes on the tube!!!

(checks)

Yeah, precisely zero evidence of that, but hey continue to ruin the game, MLB. The Minors are still a good watch and 1/3 to 1/6 the price.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 01, 2021 08:40 AM (NYS7S)

217 clean socks for the morning

Posted by: BifBewalski - nic & hash check at April 01, 2021 08:40 AM (xUZGX)

218 It's fun to think that this once-great country is dissolving into madness and tyranny from a braindead, nasty usurper and his illegitimate cohorts.

They wanted it. They took it. Nobody cared. That's really bitter pill to swallow.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2021 08:40 AM (O+I8R)

219 Hiya JT!

Posted by: grammie winger at April 01, 2021 08:40 AM (45fpk)

220 Here's the story:

https://tinyurl.com/2fks4pyr
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2021 08:38 AM (2JVJo)


Paging Insomniac. Paging Mr. Insomniac. Tire Iron needed ASAP.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)

221 Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2021 08:41 AM (OCTRt)

222 Good morning Jewells! I think it's supposed to be 40 degrees at Wrigley today. Not going. Not going to risk frostbite.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 01, 2021 08:42 AM (45fpk)

223 But But But it's the "long ball" that gets the butts into the seats and the eyes on the tube!!!

(checks)

Yeah, precisely zero evidence of that, but hey continue to ruin the game, MLB. The Minors are still a good watch and 1/3 to 1/6 the price.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 01, 2021 08:40 AM (NYS7S)


Because sports stations interrupt their normally scheduled broadcasts to show the possibility for a no hitter because "chicks dig the long ball."

Baseball is dead. Self-mutilation.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:42 AM (Zz0t1)

224 Morning all.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2021 08:41 AM (OCTRt)


Morning, rancher.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:42 AM (Zz0t1)

225 Our team here is...The Isotopes..
Yes we are the home of the Atom Bomb, but it's from The Simpsons.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 01, 2021 08:42 AM (gx6NG)

226 Glad to hear about Arizona and the audit but what does anyone think will happen even if they prove clear case fraud??

Does anyone think Biden or Harris would step down? I'm sure even the SC would give us an 'oh, well! Damage is done but it's a tax, we have no standing. Go joe!'

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2021 08:43 AM (Q87rR)

227 Mr. Meghan McCain is clutching pearls this morning...

@bdomenech

The footage of Derek Chauvin defending his behavior is disturbing and callous and I have zero sympathy for anyone who defends this.

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2021 08:43 AM (cF8AT)

228 Morning Grammie! Opening day and it's beautiful weather here!
Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 01, 2021 08:39 AM (nxdel)


**looks out attic window, sees rain streaming down**

Well, I may have to work *spit* but at least it's warm inside.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2021 08:43 AM (2JVJo)

229 People are real fucking stupid

only 69% would feel comfortable attending a sporting event where *literally everyone* has been vaccinated?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 01, 2021 08:43 AM (yrol0)

230 So who's gonna throw it ?

Cameltoe? Maybe she'll cackle the entire time.
Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 01, 2021 08:38 AM (nxdel)

She could do it from a reclining position on the mound, bar-girl style.

Posted by: Count de Monet Super de Duper Straight at April 01, 2021 08:43 AM (4I/2K)

231 Here's the story:

https://tinyurl.com/2fks4pyr
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2021 08:38 AM (2JVJo)
++++
That kid has balls. It makes me wish I had a daughter so I could set her up on a date.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 08:43 AM (Jsjd7)

232 Thanks for fixing the link, JJ.

Anyone want to tell me about the Legal Insurrection thing? I went over there but can't figure it out.

Posted by: bluebell at April 01, 2021 08:43 AM (/669Q)

233 hockey is pretty woke. Nacsar is now woke. The PGA Tour is now woke though no one on the tour is woke. They are woke because the higher ups say they are. If you look at the history, you will see they are the least woke of any professional tour. And I respect them for that. But the betters are taking over everything. THey are doing a heat check, and it is working.
Posted by: Quint at April 01, 2021 08:39 AM (Ebl4S)


Hockey is not "pretty woke," yet. They're trying, tho. That's very disappointing.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

234 Morning, rancher.
Posted by: Sponge


Heh. All hat, no cattle.

Yet.

Still have to get the city house sold.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2021 08:43 AM (OCTRt)

235 Biden and the cabal could GAF about their legitimacy.

Posted by: Only Context at April 01, 2021 08:44 AM (QZ/dC)

236 It really annoys me going to shopping sites that offer "x" amount of a discount for teachers. Why should these people be given discounts where I have to pay full price?? Outrageous. Boy, does that tick me off.

/rant off

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2021 08:44 AM (O+I8R)

237 Social Justice Seder material came into being without Biden. Here's a quick list of supplements including BLM.

https://tinyurl.com/26jck3yk

Posted by: CN at April 01, 2021 08:44 AM (ONvIw)

238 So who's gonna throw it ?

Cameltoe? Maybe she'll cackle the entire time.
Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag

I can't picture her letting go of a ball.

Posted by: JT at April 01, 2021 08:44 AM (arJlL)

239 Because sports stations interrupt their normally scheduled broadcasts to show the possibility for a no hitter because "chicks dig the long ball."

It is not the long ball that the chicks - how you say - "dig," my friend.

Posted by: The Paolo at April 01, 2021 08:44 AM (2JVJo)

240 Mary Poppins - I was pleased to read about your possible escape plans.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 01, 2021 08:44 AM (45fpk)

241 They wanted it. They took it. Nobody cared. That's really bitter pill to swallow.
_____________

It's not true that nobody cared. Tens of millions of Americans came out on election day and voted for Trump because they cared, and they didn't want this globalist shit rammed down our throats. But it happened anyway, because both our election system and our court system have been corrupted.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 01, 2021 08:44 AM (k4dH2)

242 @bdomenech

The footage of Derek Chauvin defending his behavior is disturbing and callous and I have zero sympathy for anyone who defends this.
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2021 08:43 AM (cF8AT)


The reading of your tweet is emasculating and makes me want to shit a brick.

So there's that.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)

243 People are real fucking stupid

only 69% would feel comfortable attending a sporting event where *literally everyone* has been vaccinated?
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 01, 2021 08:43 AM (yrol0)
++++
This is what happens when you spend more than year imploring people to embrace hysterical neurosis. What do you get? You get mass hysteria. Well done, Party Complex. Well done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 08:45 AM (Jsjd7)

244 So who's gonna throw it ?

Cameltoe? Maybe she'll cackle the entire time.
Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 01, 2021 08:38 AM (nxdel)

She could do it from a reclining position on the mound, bar-girl style.
Posted by: Count de Monet


Subic Bay Ping Pong Ball style.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2021 08:45 AM (OCTRt)

245 The PGA Tour is now woke though no one on the tour is woke.

The PGA is a huge collection of Roger Goodell types who only think of lining their pockets with Gas Chamber sponsor cash. The USGA, that runs the US Open, is where the people who care about the integrity of the game reside which is why they strive to find the most brutally difficult courses which test the players to the point that par is the winning score.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:45 AM (y7DUB)

246 Hiya Bluebell !

Posted by: JT at April 01, 2021 08:45 AM (arJlL)

247 Cameltoe? Maybe she'll cackle the entire time.
Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 01, 2021 08:38 AM (nxdel)

Why not just have Obama do it, this is his third term, after all.

Posted by: CN at April 01, 2021 08:46 AM (ONvIw)

248 Heh. All hat, no cattle.

Yet.

Still have to get the city house sold.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2021 08:43 AM (OCTRt)


But you're on your way.

I'm jealous. By the time I'm in position to emulate, Biden will have this thing so fucked up, I won't make it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

249 even the "protect the QB at all costs" rule changes - toward ruining the game.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

***

I am so grateful that I was able to watch high-level defensive-focused college football during the Saban* era. Most, if not all, of the rules punishing defensive play and countless rules rewarding offenses** have made the game less interesting to me.



* And it can be argued that they were all put into place to stop him. And that SOB just embraced them instead.

** Arbitrary targeting calls that eject players, touching the QB's helmet, late hit out of bounds that prevents defenders from tackling at the sidelines and allows runners to scamper for 5, 10, or TD extra yards, offenses being allowed to run 3-5 yards down the field before they have to decide what their offensive play is, etc. etc.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 08:46 AM (bm04m)

250 It's fun to think that this once-great country is dissolving into madness and tyranny from a braindead, nasty usurper and his illegitimate cohorts.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2021 08:40 AM (O+I8R)

Been going on for decades, Lady. GHWB signaled it with his "New World Order" bullshit.

Trump was merely a bump in the road; something the globalist filth are working overtime right now trying to get us to forget it ever happened. We're "Back To Normal", don't ya know.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 01, 2021 08:46 AM (NYS7S)

251 The two most beautiful words in the English language: "Play Ball!"

Posted by: grammie winger at April 01, 2021 08:46 AM (45fpk)

252 232 Thanks for fixing the link, JJ.

Anyone want to tell me about the Legal Insurrection thing? I went over there but can't figure it out.
Posted by: bluebell at April 01, 2021 08:43 AM (/669Q)

I think LI stopped linking to JJ's Morning Report. JJ doesn't know why.

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2021 08:47 AM (cF8AT)

253 251 The two most beautiful words in the English language: "Play Ball!"
Posted by: grammie winger at April 01, 2021 08:46 AM (45fpk

I'm partial to Not Guilty.

Posted by: OJ at April 01, 2021 08:47 AM (Q87rR)

254 So who's gonna throw it ?

Cameltoe? Maybe she'll cackle the entire time.
Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag

I can't picture her letting go of a ball.
Posted by: JT at April 01, 2021 08:44 AM (arJlL)

*****

First she will cup it and gargle it... True story

Posted by: willie brown at April 01, 2021 08:47 AM (flINI)

255 Hiya JT!

And thank you, Tami.

Posted by: bluebell at April 01, 2021 08:47 AM (/669Q)

256 Social Justice Seder material came into being without Biden. Here's a quick list of supplements including BLM.

https://tinyurl.com/26jck3yk
Posted by: CN at April 01, 2021 08:44 AM (ONvIw)
++++
Gross. Entirely gross. My family doesn't use a traditional haggadah, we use one my dad wrote back in the 80s when my oldest brother was old enough to participate. It is written to be compatible with children but still get the entire point of the holiday across and hit all of the same points. We still use it even now that we're all grown-ups. It has become a family tradition. I love that haggadah. There is room for something other than the same haggadot that have always been used, but not for any woke shit that destroys the story and celebration by injecting a bunch of contemporary shit into it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 08:47 AM (Jsjd7)

257 It's not true that nobody cared. Tens of millions of Americans came out on election day and voted for Trump because they cared, and they didn't want this globalist shit rammed down our throats.

--

I think you missed my point. I was referring to after the fact. The "media" didn't care. State legislatures didn't care. SCOTUS didn't care. Our own supposed-party, those brave GOP stalwarts, didn't care. It was pretty obvious what happened. It was a brazen theft of a presidential election. A grand-scale scandal. Oh sure, we cared. But we're apparently powerless. Those with power...didn't care.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2021 08:48 AM (O+I8R)

258 The two most beautiful words in the English language: "Play Ball!"
Posted by: grammie winger at April 01, 2021 08:46 AM (45fpk)


I always thought it was "do me."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)

259 251 The two most beautiful words in the English language: "Play Ball!"
Posted by: grammie winger at April 01, 2021 08:46 AM (45fpk)

I was thinking blow job or free beer

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 01, 2021 08:48 AM (yrol0)

260 Mary Poppins - I was pleased to read about your possible escape plans.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 01, 2021 08:44 AM (45fpk)


Thanks, grammie! We'll see how things go, but right now it looks as if I just slash my expenses to the bone (mostly books and booze) and salt every paycheck away until December, all will work out. But, as Wilco says, "you never know."

Please keep me in your prayers.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2021 08:48 AM (2JVJo)

261
*****

First she will cup it and gargle it... True story
Posted by: willie brown at April 01, 2021 08:47 AM (flINI)


One girl, two cups.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)

262
@bdomenech

The footage of Derek Chauvin defending his behavior is disturbing and callous and I have zero sympathy for anyone who defends this.
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2021 08:43 AM


Translation: I have a really small dick and the only girl I could find who didn't laugh when she saw it, keeps getting fatter every day.

Posted by: Biden Tax Plan to Screw Wage Earners at April 01, 2021 08:49 AM (N/gDA)

263 I wouldn't trade it, but the four years of Trump are actually making this return to globalism redux like the end of Splash Mountain.

Posted by: Only Context at April 01, 2021 08:49 AM (QZ/dC)

264 One girl, two cups.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)
+++
Jock straps?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 08:49 AM (Jsjd7)

265 Please keep me in your prayers.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2021 08:48 AM (2JVJo)


I will.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 01, 2021 08:49 AM (45fpk)

266 Without the Propaganda Press to egg them on and applaud their every move, Democrats would have little visible support. Fortunately, the marketplace seems to be finally kicking in and driving "journalists" to the bread lines.

Faster, harder please.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at April 01, 2021 08:49 AM (WcJwr)

267 only 69% would feel comfortable attending a sporting event where *literally everyone* has been vaccinated?

***

But don't think twice about getting food from a drive through window that was prepared by illegal aliens, high school kids/dropouts, and criminals that can't get a job anywhere else.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 08:49 AM (bm04m)

268 I will never mention Korean Ramen again. Just try to find the day I mention it again. If no one wants to try it, fine. But I am about done with commentary for free.. I am this close to going to a pay for view option.

all kidding aside. I am about to relurk. I have said all I had to say, so now it is time to relurk. I said long ago I was always on my way to Australia. Well, now is the time, I am moving on to hopefully Australia. I love so many of you guys ,I can't list the names but you know who your are. But this is time for me to move on. I might come back as these things change. But I am in relurk mode now. I hope you don't do one of those " I wonder what happened to Quint" dialogues, because I spelled it out clearly right now, right here.

Posted by: Quint at April 01, 2021 08:49 AM (Ebl4S)

269 Sounds like another revenge shooting in a liberal state. Leftists are all about revenge, so... expect more.

Posted by: itsacookbook at April 01, 2021 08:49 AM (yPxXc)

270 Been going on for decades, Lady. GHWB signaled it with his "New World Order" bullshit.
Shocked I was, when I heard that term mentioned in a Three Stooges flick from WWII.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 01, 2021 08:50 AM (HaL55)

271 Translation: I have a really small dick and the only girl I could find who didn't laugh when she saw it, keeps getting fatter every day.
Posted by: Biden Tax Plan to Screw Wage Earners at April 01, 2021 08:49 AM (N/gDA)


Another fake conservative. Will we ever get all those cocksuckers unmasked?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:50 AM (y7DUB)

272 256: We have a set of older traditional ones. Yep, they're long with a lot of Hebrew, and they do not mention "racial justice", income equality or "the sin of closed borders". The local Reform and Conservative congregation sisterhoods were all selling "woke" supplements and they've been available since BLM first arose, pre-Trump.

Posted by: CN at April 01, 2021 08:50 AM (ONvIw)

273 Sounds like another revenge shooting in a liberal state. Leftists are all about revenge, so... expect more.
Posted by: itsacookbook at April 01, 2021 08:49 AM (yPxXc)


4 years of Trump, no 'mass shootings.'

2 months of Biden, Armageddon.

FUCK you, Biden voters. And Dominion.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

274 Posted by: Quint at April 01, 2021 08:49 AM (Ebl4S)
++++
I wish you the best, Quint. I do have to argue, though, that while Koreans have the biggest ramen culture, I think the Thai export product might be generally better. I stock both.

Godspeed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 08:51 AM (Jsjd7)

275 "Black adviser to UK PM Boris Johnson resigns after report concludes Britain does not have systemic racism problem."

Ha, ha!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 01, 2021 08:51 AM (1yPl/)

276 Quint - you're moving to Australia? Wow. Best wishes for your new adventure.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 01, 2021 08:51 AM (45fpk)

277 The footage of Derek Chauvin defending his behavior is disturbing and callous and I have zero sympathy for anyone who defends this.

****

The behavior that was mandated by the Democrat mayor, city council, attorneys, police chief, sergeants, captains, etc. and was part of the requirements for use of force in restraining criminals who were resisting arrest?

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 08:51 AM (bm04m)

278 Top picture: ISWYDT

Lamebrain

Heh!

Posted by: Nosmo King at April 01, 2021 08:51 AM (m45I2)

279 One girl, two cups.
Posted by: Sponge


That's a man, baby!
--Austin Powers

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2021 08:51 AM (OCTRt)

280 As everyone knows, Australia is completely populated by criminals. Adios and (truly) bon voyage Quint.

Posted by: Only Context at April 01, 2021 08:51 AM (QZ/dC)

281 @bdomenech

The footage of Derek Chauvin defending his behavior is disturbing and callous and I have zero sympathy for anyone who defends this.
___________________

And I have zero sympathy for some phony virtue-signaling asshole who can't even be bothered to acquaint himself with the facts of what actually happened in the case.

But Domenech obviously has significant perceptual difficulties. How else to explain his decision to marry the grotesque Meghan McCain?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 01, 2021 08:52 AM (k4dH2)

282 Posted by: Quint at April 01, 2021 08:49 AM (Ebl4S)

Safe travels, Quint, and may you have a happy, long life in Oz!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2021 08:52 AM (2JVJo)

283 What if the Wuflu is engineered disease (and it is) what if the vaccine is a way to to make people die off when exposed to a new engineered virus?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 01, 2021 08:52 AM (yrol0)

284 But Domenech obviously has significant perceptual difficulties. How else to explain his decision to marry the grotesque Meghan McCain?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 01, 2021 08:52 AM (k4dH2)

His MIL's money?

Posted by: CN at April 01, 2021 08:53 AM (ONvIw)

285 all kidding aside. I am about to relurk. I have said all I had to say, so now it is time to relurk. I said long ago I was always on my way to Australia. Well, now is the time, I am moving on to hopefully Australia. I love so many of you guys ,I can't list the names but you know who your are. But this is time for me to move on. I might come back as these things change. But I am in relurk mode now. I hope you don't do one of those " I wonder what happened to Quint" dialogues, because I spelled it out clearly right now, right here.
Posted by: Quint at April 01, 2021 08:49 AM (Ebl4S)


You know Pixy is in Australia.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

286 As everyone knows, Australia is completely populated by criminals. Adios and (truly) bon voyage Quint.
Posted by: Only Context at April 01, 2021 08:51 AM (QZ/dC)

****

Do they have the innertubes in Oz?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at April 01, 2021 08:53 AM (flINI)

287 Domenech is like Hanoi John - that beer distributorship money is sweeeeet.

Posted by: Only Context at April 01, 2021 08:53 AM (QZ/dC)

288 Yo Quint. Go with God and best wishes.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:53 AM (y7DUB)

289 277 The footage of Derek Chauvin defending his behavior is disturbing and callous and I have zero sympathy for anyone who defends this.

****

The behavior that was mandated by the Democrat mayor, city council, attorneys, police chief, sergeants, captains, etc. and was part of the requirements for use of force in restraining criminals who were resisting arrest?
Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 08:51 AM (bm04m)

=========

He's right. No one should defend policies passed into law by Democrats. Chauvin is disgusting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 01, 2021 08:53 AM (LvTSG)

290
His MIL's money?
Posted by: CN at April 01, 2021 08:53 AM (ONvIw)


Chubby chaser specializing in back fat.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

291 Congrats on the new job MPPPP!

Posted by: CN at April 01, 2021 08:53 AM (ONvIw)

292 But I am in relurk mode now. I hope you don't do one of those " I wonder what happened to Quint" dialogues, because I spelled it out clearly right now, right here.
Posted by: Quint at April 01, 2021 08:49 AM (Ebl4S)

***

Please don't. You add to the conversation. If it's because not many people respond, that's just the way this place works.

Regardless, best of luck with your future. I hope you'll keep posting, though.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 08:54 AM (bm04m)

293 What if the Wuflu is engineered disease (and it is) what if the vaccine is a way to to make people die off when exposed to a new engineered virus?
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 01, 2021 08:52 AM (yrol0)
++++
There are a lot of "what ifs" there, and Occam would like to have a word with you. That said, this is why it is extremely important that personal choice rule the day. Getting it or not is up to you, and it needs to remain that way. I am declining it for other reasons, but the point remains that it's a big decision and like all things, subsidiarity is vital. Subsidiarity in this case devolves all the way down the stack to the individual.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 08:54 AM (Jsjd7)

294 all kidding aside. I am about to relurk. I have said all I had to say, so now it is time to relurk. I said long ago I was always on my way to Australia. Well, now is the time, I am moving on to hopefully Australia. I love so many of you guys ,I can't list the names but you know who your are. But this is time for me to move on. I might come back as these things change. But I am in relurk mode now. I hope you don't do one of those " I wonder what happened to Quint" dialogues, because I spelled it out clearly right now, right here.
Posted by: Quint


Dude, seriously. You DO know they get the internet and the HQ in Australia, don't you?

No reason to lurk. Seriously though, good luck on the move.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2021 08:54 AM (OCTRt)

295 Good luck on your move to Oz , Quint! That's exciting. I'm pretty sure they've got internet down there (although it may be upside down) so hopefully you will find us again and let us know how you are doing.

Posted by: bluebell at April 01, 2021 08:55 AM (/669Q)

296 The outcome of the Chauvin trial - Riots either way.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 01, 2021 08:55 AM (6/LtX)

297 Whatever happened to Quint?

Posted by: f'd at April 01, 2021 08:55 AM (+y8uL)

298 Good luck to you Quint!

Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at April 01, 2021 08:55 AM (nxdel)

299 You know Pixy is in Australia.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)


That's right! Maybe you two could team up and get rid of these darn page break limits. And give everybody ampersands. Thanks in advance.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 01, 2021 08:55 AM (45fpk)

300 But Domenech obviously has significant perceptual difficulties. How else to explain his decision to marry the grotesque Meghan McCain?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 01, 2021 08:52 AM (k4dH2)

Well Ben is not exactly svelte...

Hope their bed is reinforced.

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2021 08:55 AM (cF8AT)

301 Whatever happened to Quint?
Posted by: f'd at April 01, 2021 08:55 AM (+y8uL)
++++
I dunno. He just disappeared one day.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 08:55 AM (Jsjd7)

302 Is Legal Insurrection restricted to keep out Morons by a covert gentlemen's agreement?

Posted by: gregory peck at April 01, 2021 08:55 AM (1yPl/)

303 Quint?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at April 01, 2021 08:55 AM (flINI)

304 Well Ben is not exactly svelte...

Hope their bed is reinforced.
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2021 08:55 AM (cF8AT)


I beams.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

305 What if the Wuflu is engineered disease (and it is) what if the vaccine is a way to to make people die off when exposed to a new engineered virus?
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 01, 2021 08:52 AM (yrol0)

Shhhh. You don't want to be paid a visit by Fauxci's brownshirts, do you?

(walks away in total agreement, a little saddened that nearly my entire family, and most of my friends, have taken the not-vax)

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 01, 2021 08:56 AM (NYS7S)

306 ++++
I dunno. He just disappeared one day.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 08:55 AM (Jsjd7)

He just flounced!

Posted by: CN at April 01, 2021 08:56 AM (ONvIw)

307 You know Pixy is in Australia.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

I thought he was in New Zealand, no?

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2021 08:56 AM (cF8AT)

308 Posted by: Quint at April 01, 2021 08:49 AM (Ebl4S)

You know Pixy is in Australia.....
Posted by: Sponge


So now we'll have an "in"!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2021 08:56 AM (OCTRt)

309
I thought he was in New Zealand, no?
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2021 08:56 AM (cF8AT)


Wait....there's a difference?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

310 203 It's very easy to live without Blackrock, American Express or Delta. I don't need any of them. It took about 10 minutes to divest in any Blackrock funds, I already stopped flying Delta after their last bleating and American Express is an overpriced garbage card.
Posted by: Marcus T, Molon Labe at April 01, 2021 08:27 AM (VpIIl)


I've been meaning to cancel my American Express, but every time I get ready to do it (when the yearly fee comes around) I hesitate. Back in '97 my business partner died while we were on a trip in Spain. We were both platinum card holders, so AmEx picked up all the expenses for the autopsy, embalming, coffin, transportation and all the other expenses. They also were helpful on another occasion when I needed a $10,000 cash advance while in Buenos Aires.

They're bastards, but sometimes they're the only ones with the structure to help.

Posted by: jwest at April 01, 2021 08:57 AM (/BlEx)

311 Been going on for decades, Lady. GHWB signaled it with his "New World Order" bullshit.
Shocked I was, when I heard that term mentioned in a Three Stooges flick from WWII.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 01, 2021 08:50 AM (HaL55)


I think that was in You Nazty Spy from 1940, where Moe Howard caricatures Hitler shortly before Chaplin's The Great Dictator was released.

Either that, or the 1941 sequel, I'll Never Heil Again.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2021 08:57 AM (2JVJo)

312 I thought he was in New Zealand, no?
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2021 08:56 AM (cF8AT)
---------

He cleared that up for us a year or two ago. Australia.

Posted by: bluebell at April 01, 2021 08:57 AM (/669Q)

313 His MIL's money?
______________

He's probably decades away from getting any of that, assuming that Cindy hasn't pissed it all away before she dies, or doesn't leave it to some lefty abortion "charity" in a final act of lefty virtue signaling.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 01, 2021 08:57 AM (k4dH2)

314 Does Bennie Boy make his living primarily off of twitting out his philosophical thoughts? Writing columns? It's probably fair to say 99%+ of this country doesn't know who he is or cares what he thinks. Self-important doof. It's also probably fair to say he buttresses his earnings with the bank account of his very wealthy wife.

I think I'll stop my collective, acerbic comments this morning and go scrub my toilets now...

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2021 08:57 AM (O+I8R)

315 Posted by: Quint

Good luck with the move and hope you un-lurk frequently. Cheers, bloke...

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 01, 2021 08:57 AM (NYS7S)

316 What if the Wuflu is engineered disease (and it is) what if the vaccine
is a way to to make people die off when exposed to a new engineered
virus?


In The Before Times, I would have discounted that as a wild-eyed conspiracy theory. Today? Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if Stan and his retards have developed something like that to kill off millions of innocent people.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 01, 2021 08:58 AM (HaL55)

317 What if the Wuflu is engineered disease (and it is) what if the vaccine is a way to to make people die off when exposed to a new engineered virus?
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 01, 2021 08:52 AM (yrol0)

***

Yeah, I've been leaning this way, too.

If I understand the experts, this is an RNA chemical that can accept "programming" from external sources. Seems like it would be trivially easy to figure out something to interact with it.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 08:59 AM (bm04m)

318 "I will commit to transparency," he said, "soon as I am in a position to be able to implement what we are doing right now." (Biden's transparent alright; a transparent fraud - jjs)


Tying this back to your intro, JJ:
A few days ago a reporter asked Piss-Hockey when Biden will get a medical checkup, and will the results be released? He said it's been well over a year since Joe's last reported checkup, and he must be due for one. Piss-Hockey said that when Biden goes to Walter Reed Hospital for a checkup, she'll let the press know. In other words, shut up.

Posted by: Gref at April 01, 2021 08:59 AM (AMIL/)

319 @bdomenech



The footage of Derek Chauvin defending his behavior is disturbing
and callous and I have zero sympathy for anyone who defends this.

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2021 08:43 AM
=======================
I don't have any problem with this comment. My personal interactions with cops have taught me skepticism about whatever they say. Suspecting Chauvin of being a shitheel doesn't make me anti-law enforcement, btw.

Floyd is no innocent either, obviously, and most probably a self-killing idiot (quickly eating all those drugs rather than getting caught with them being the reason).

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at April 01, 2021 08:59 AM (WcJwr)

320 Wait....there's a difference?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)
++++
Sometimes. It's a quantum thing. From our distance (assuming you're in North America), the entire SW Pacific is superpositioned and occupies literally the same space. As you travel there, the waveforms diverge into their specific localities while the opposite happens on our end - we superposition when observed by then. This is an essential but beautiful - the point of sublimation - mechanism that allows our planet to accommodate the fact that reality is only about 2,000 miles wide. The oceans are in place to ensure that the transition isn't jarring to sentient creatures (like us!) when travelling long distances. The effects are still present though muted on long-haul intracontinental travel, however.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 08:59 AM (Jsjd7)

321 Nobody ever asks "What ever happened to freaked?". Well I'll tell you what.
That asshole got banned.

Posted by: f'd at April 01, 2021 08:59 AM (+y8uL)

322 Yo Quint. Go with God and best wishes.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:53 AM (y7DUB)

thank you. I always got on with you. It is just time for a change. I need to get of the net writ large. I will be lurking but I have really posted all I want to post. I am not trying to be melodramatic. I just wanted to say goodbye to some folks. I said the same to MLII six month ago but I couldn't quit lol. It is time for me to do something else. But I have so much respect for so many of you. Maybe I will change my mind, but it wont be soon. Again I love you guys. I just have some other stuff I need to focus on. I hope you understand.

Posted by: Quint at April 01, 2021 09:00 AM (Ebl4S)

323 Sometimes. It's a quantum thing. From our distance (assuming you're in North America), the entire SW Pacific is superpositioned and occupies literally the same space. As you travel there, the waveforms diverge into their specific localities while the opposite happens on our end - we superposition when observed by then. This is an essential but beautiful - the point of sublimation - mechanism that allows our planet to accommodate the fact that reality is only about 2,000 miles wide. The oceans are in place to ensure that the transition isn't jarring to sentient creatures (like us!) when travelling long distances. The effects are still present though muted on long-haul intracontinental travel, however.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 08:59 AM (Jsjd7)


Is this why their toilets flush the wrong way?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)

324 Thanks for the 3Stooge title, MP4. I was a Stoogeophile until I transitioned into a Marx Bro superfan. I currently support Rufus T. Firefly for president. I'm not against that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 01, 2021 09:01 AM (HaL55)

325 Is this why their toilets flush the wrong way?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)
++++
No, that's just because they're bad engineers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 09:01 AM (Jsjd7)

326 The two most beautiful words in the English language: "Play Ball!"
Posted by: grammie winger at April 01, 2021 08:46 AM (45fpk)

pretty sure it was "Go Cubs"...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2021 09:01 AM (8D42x)

327 And here comes the first file of the day. Talk to you all later.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2021 09:02 AM (2JVJo)

328 The two most beautiful words in the English language: "Play Ball!"
Posted by: grammie winger at April 01, 2021 08:46 AM (45fpk)

pretty sure it was "Go Cubs"...
Posted by: SturmToddler


"Not pregnant".

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2021 09:02 AM (OCTRt)

329 pretty sure it was "Go Cubs"...
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2021 09:01 AM (8D42x)
++++
https://youtu.be/A9XtDyDUjIU

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 09:02 AM (Jsjd7)

330 How much did Malaysia pay Ben Domenech to write that tweet?

Posted by: Buzzion at April 01, 2021 09:03 AM (zd+V8)

331 Is this why their toilets flush the wrong way?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)

The Clitoris Effect

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 01, 2021 09:03 AM (yrol0)

332 The two most beautiful words in the English language: "Play Ball!"

Posted by: grammie winger at April 01, 2021 08:46 AM (45fpk)



pretty sure it was "Go Cubs"...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2021 09:01 AM (8D42x)


No, that's three words. "Go Cubs, Go."

Posted by: grammie winger at April 01, 2021 09:03 AM (45fpk)

333 325 Is this why their toilets flush the wrong way?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)
++++
No, that's just because they're bad engineers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 09:01 AM (Jsjd7)

I think that is because they are upside-down. If you look at it right-side up they are spinning in the same direction as ours.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 01, 2021 09:03 AM (1ISKN)

334 316 What if the Wuflu is engineered disease (and it is) what if the vaccine
is a way to to make people die off when exposed to a new engineered
virus?

If the Wuflu is engineered (which I believe) it's designed to be used on the maker's own citizens.

Why would China engineer a virus that basically doesn't affect the general population and only kills the most non-productive and expensive to maintain citizens in another country? It's absolutely believable that they would release this in their own country to lower the surplus population, but it doesn't make sense to "help" the US by sending it over here.

Posted by: jwest at April 01, 2021 09:03 AM (/BlEx)

335 Two words = Roll Tide

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 01, 2021 09:04 AM (HaL55)

336 Besides a bunch of dead bodies, what do John Wayne Gacy Andrew Cuomo, Gretchen Whitmer, and Ed Buck have in common? They all were Democrats before they were executed.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 01, 2021 09:05 AM (ZNCRz)

337 "Whatever happened to Quint?Posted by: f'd "


Went for a walkabout and was never seen again,

Posted by: Ripley at April 01, 2021 09:05 AM (MxEKc)

338 Is this why their toilets flush the wrong way?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)

The Clitoris Effect
Posted by: rhennigantx


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2021 09:05 AM (OCTRt)

339 332 The two most beautiful words in the English language: "Play Ball!"

Posted by: grammie winger at April 01, 2021 08:46 AM (45fpk)

pretty sure it was "Go Cubs"...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2021 09:01 AM (8D42x)

No, that's three words. "Go Cubs, Go."
Posted by: grammie winger at April 01, 2021 09:03 AM (45fpk)

Said with your teeth chattering in the cold seats at Wrigley on opening day, of course.

Posted by: Roy at April 01, 2021 09:06 AM (Brlde)

340 Whatever happened to Quint?Posted by: f'd "


Went for a walkabout and was never seen again,


Posted by: Ripley at April 01, 2021 09:05 AM (MxEKc)

that was minutes ago lol.

Posted by: Quint at April 01, 2021 09:06 AM (Ebl4S)

341 It's absolutely believable that they would release this in their own
country to lower the surplus population, but it doesn't make sense to
"help" the US by sending it over here.

It makes sense if you want to take over the world like the ChiComs do.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 01, 2021 09:06 AM (HaL55)

342 325 Is this why their toilets flush the wrong way?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)
++++
No, that's just because they're bad engineers.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 09:01 AM (Jsjd7)

Love the Simpson's episode where they go to Oz and the embassy has a machine that makes the toilets flush the 'right' way.

Posted by: BifBewalski - Vishnu was teh hardest worker, keeping the earf going at April 01, 2021 09:06 AM (xUZGX)

343 Ay caramba!!

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2021 09:06 AM (4LH9f)

344 When I was seven my pet dachshund Long Sam died while I was at school one day. My parents removed the body before I got home and told me Long Sam had moved to Australia. I found out years later. So you'll excuse me if I take this news about Quint a little harder than most of you.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 01, 2021 09:06 AM (m45I2)

345 Twitter's now stepped up their protection of Bezos - if you create an account with the text "AmazonFC" in it, it will be created and then immediately banned. Which is a waste of database space, but then, they can buy more from Amazon.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 01, 2021 09:07 AM (6XLoz)

346 Two words = Roll Tide
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 01, 2021 09:04 AM (HaL55)


Buh.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

347 I once read that long - REALLY long - distance shooters have to take the Earth's rotation into account. I thought that was pretty neat.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 09:07 AM (bm04m)

348 Why would China engineer a virus that basically doesn't affect the general population and only kills the most non-productive and expensive to maintain citizens in another country? It's absolutely believable that they would release this in their own country to lower the surplus population, but it doesn't make sense to "help" the US by sending it over here.

I think it escaped from the lab before it was done.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 01, 2021 09:07 AM (6XLoz)

349 Why would China engineer a virus that basically doesn't affect the general population and only kills the most non-productive and expensive to maintain citizens in another country? It's absolutely believable that they would release this in their own country to lower the surplus population, but it doesn't make sense to "help" the US by sending it over here.
Posted by: jwest at April 01, 2021 09:03 AM (/BlEx)

It's entirely possible the virus they engineered wasn't nearly as effective as they thought it would be.

But it was extremely effective in getting rid of the troublesome OrangeMan (and getting their own meat puppet installed in his place), getting most of us to shoot-up a medical device in the guise of a "vaccine", all while crippling our economy. So I'm sure they'll take that as a "Win" while they get to work on the actual killer virus that will access the mRNA devices we've helpfully installed.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 01, 2021 09:07 AM (NYS7S)

350 328 The two most beautiful words in the English language: "Play Ball!"
Posted by: grammie winger at April 01, 2021 08:46 AM (45fpk)
pretty sure it was "Go Cubs"...
Posted by: SturmToddler
"Not pregnant".
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2021 09:02 AM (OCTRt)

"I swallow"

Posted by: BifBewalski - on the 1st date at April 01, 2021 09:08 AM (xUZGX)

351 I will never mention Korean Ramen again. Just try to find the day I mention it again. If no one wants to try it, fine. But I am about done with commentary for free.. I am this close to going to a pay for view option.

all kidding aside. I am about to relurk. I have said all I had to say, so now it is time to relurk. I said long ago I was always on my way to Australia.
Posted by: Quint at April 01, 2021 08:49 AM (Ebl4S)

wait, you bring up korean ramen and then decide to bugger off? damn i could really go for some of that now, with good kimchi as well.

and good luck on the move to Oz. hope you can learn the language.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2021 09:08 AM (8D42x)

352 pretty sure it was "Go Cubs"...
Posted by: SturmToddler
"Not pregnant".
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2021 09:02 AM (OCTRt)

"I swallow"
Posted by: BifBewalski - on the 1st date at April 01, 2021 09:08 AM (xUZGX)


"Eat me."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

353 Anyone see TuCa last night with his report on Turdeau and the government quarantine "camps?"
Yeah, it could also happen here.

Meanwhile, the thousands continue to come across down south.

Posted by: Ziba at April 01, 2021 09:09 AM (S1hrL)

354 Not only that but the Biden infrastructure bill pushes the US corporate tax rate above the communist Chinese corporate tax rate.

Then China Joe had the nerve to allege his tax bill with put America in a position to win the global competition with China.

You just cant make up the absurdity coming from the left these days!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2021 09:09 AM (GPwVZ)

355 Why would China engineer a virus that basically doesn't affect the general population and only kills the most non-productive and expensive to maintain citizens in another country? It's absolutely believable that they would release this in their own country to lower the surplus population, but it doesn't make sense to "help" the US by sending it over here.
Posted by: jwest


They didn't send it on purpose. Like with Jurassic Park, life finds a way. The virus found a way to get into the wild.

But, like anything made in China, it was a piece of shit. Witness the cruise ship, The Diamond Princess. It should have reduced the ship to a floating mortuary home. It didn't. It took getting into the most ill to do damage.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2021 09:09 AM (OCTRt)

356 but it doesn't make sense to "help" the US by sending it over here.

***

I don't think you can choose where a cold virus goes.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 09:09 AM (bm04m)

357 A Dingo ate my Quint!

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at April 01, 2021 09:10 AM (flINI)

358 Has your Aussie visa or whatever been confirmed, Quint? My nephew worked there for about half a year but immigrating is much tougher. The last I checked, for example, you had to under age 40 to even apply. (I was 39 at the time IIRC so I knew I was screwed.)

Posted by: andycanuck at April 01, 2021 09:10 AM (1yPl/)

359 347 I once read that long - REALLY long - distance shooters have to take the Earth's rotation into account. I thought that was pretty neat.
Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 09:07 AM (bm04m)

Here ya go. I have to deal with this every day.
https://is.gd/R7otKj

Posted by: BifBewalski - lead damnit, lead at April 01, 2021 09:11 AM (xUZGX)

360
"I swallow"
Posted by: BifBewalski - on the 1st date at April 01, 2021 09:08 AM (xUZGX


You asked for it.......

https://youtu.be/AtJcnB4NDH4

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)

361 I thought he was in New Zealand, no?
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2021 08:56 AM (cF8AT)

Wait....there's a difference?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

*pops popcorn*

oh boy. been nice knowing you Sponge...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2021 09:11 AM (8D42x)

362 (reflexively responds)

Roll Tide

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 09:11 AM (bm04m)

363 Infrastructure. That's the next hoax??

Posted by: Ziba at April 01, 2021 09:11 AM (S1hrL)

364 A dingo got our Quint!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 01, 2021 09:11 AM (1yPl/)

365 A Dingo ate my Quint!
That's more than two words.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 01, 2021 09:11 AM (HaL55)

366 ... but immigrating is much tougher. The last I checked, for example, you had to under age 40 to even apply. (I was 39 at the time IIRC so I knew I was screwed.)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 01, 2021 09:10 AM (1yPl/)
++++
So they're racists?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 09:11 AM (Jsjd7)

367 ***

I don't think you can choose where a cold virus goes.
Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 09:09 AM (bm04m)


But, you can control how fast it gets somewhere by releasing it in certain places.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)

368 Australia took away most of the guns years ago, and most of the wildlife is trying to kill you. But they do have plenty of beer and hot sheilas tho. Life is always a trade off.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 01, 2021 09:13 AM (gx6NG)

369

Will black folk still have to show ID to get on a Delta aircraft?

Axing for a fiend...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2021 09:13 AM (s2VJv)

370 Infrastructure. That's the next hoax??
Posted by: Ziba at April 01, 2021 09:11 AM (S1hrL)


Owebama's $780bn infrastructure budget item is STILL in place.

How's your infrastructure?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

371 Joe gonna shit his pants when he finds out the nickname "Wheels" is already taken

Posted by: REDACTED at April 01, 2021 09:13 AM (6iURM)

372 I currently support Rufus T. Firefly for president. I'm not against that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 01, 2021 09:01 AM (HaL55)


I have a bumper sticker that I bought at a Warner Brothers store years ago. It has a drawing of The Brain (from Pinky and the Brain) with the caption "Put A Brain In The White House."

Very appropriate these days.

https://tinyurl.com/2nc84yj9

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2021 09:13 AM (2JVJo)

373 366 ... but immigrating is much tougher. The last I checked, for example, you had to under age 40 to even apply. (I was 39 at the time IIRC so I knew I was screwed.)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 01, 2021 09:10 AM (1yPl/)
++++
So they're racists?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 09:11 AM (Jsjd7)

They're big on mining. If you're a geologist or mining engineer, you got a leg up already.

Posted by: BifBewalski - mining at April 01, 2021 09:14 AM (xUZGX)

374 372 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2021 09:13 AM (2JVJo)


Well, Biden has a brain. But it's melting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2021 09:14 AM (s2VJv)

375 "179 If Donald Trump were to say he wanted to do more than "tinker around the edges," wails, screams, shrieks and cries would've come from every corner of celebrity and media declaring him a dictator."


They did anyway. His mere existence provoked wails, screams, shrieks and cries. So what did he have to lose by going full revolutionary?

Posted by: Homo Viator at April 01, 2021 09:15 AM (H8QX8)

376 Here ya go. I have to deal with this every day.
https://is.gd/R7otKj
Posted by: BifBewalski - lead damnit, lead at April 01, 2021 09:11 AM (xUZGX)

**

Thanks. It's funny that I remember seeing that cannonball image years ago. High school, I hope. Anyway, I always knew the military would have to account for it with their miles-long shots, but the idea of a rifle shooter with a bipod having to take it into account was fascinating to me.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 09:15 AM (bm04m)

377 Joe gonna shit his pants when he finds out the nickname "Wheels" is already taken
Posted by: REDACTED at April 01, 2021 09:13 AM (6iURM)


Gonna? There's no room at the inn.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)

378 Well, Biden has a brain. But it's melting.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2021 09:14 AM (s2VJv)
++++
I dunno, JJ. Does a braincase full of oatmeal and shrapnel count as a "brain?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 09:16 AM (Jsjd7)

379 I currently support Rufus T. Firefly for president. I'm not against that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 01, 2021 09:01 AM (HaL55)
=========
I think we may have Rufus T. Firefly for president already:

"I will not stand for anything,
That's crooked or unfair;
I'm strictly on the up and up,
So everyone beware.
If anyone's caught taking graft,
And I don't get my share,
We'll stand 'em up against the wall,
And pop goes the weasel!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 01, 2021 09:16 AM (NWM+b)

380 They're big on mining. If you're a geologist or mining engineer, you got a leg up already.
Posted by: BifBewalski - mining at April 01, 2021 09:14 AM (xUZGX)

might be hope for me yet.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2021 09:16 AM (8D42x)

381 I once read that long - REALLY long - distance shooters have to take the Earth's rotation into account. I thought that was pretty neat.
Posted by: Lysenko


Coriolis effect.
Yeah. I missed the heart and blew his arm off too.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2021 09:16 AM (OCTRt)

382 But, you can control how fast it gets somewhere by releasing it in certain places.

***

Yep. That was why it was here in November 2019 at the latest.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 09:16 AM (bm04m)

383 I don't know if it's Korean made or not but there's a brand of kimchi noodle soup in a cup at my grocer's that's good. I prefer it to the Mr Noodles ramen; and I was really surprised that it went really well with the fake-crab pollock.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 01, 2021 09:16 AM (1yPl/)

384
"I swallow"
Posted by: BifBewalski - on the 1st date at April 01, 2021 09:08 AM (xUZGX)

down the throat no baby to suppoat

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 01, 2021 09:16 AM (yrol0)

385 Joe gonna shit his pants when he finds out the nickname "Wheels" is already taken
Posted by: REDACTED at April 01, 2021 09:13 AM (6iURM)


Pants are full. Mr. Hankey out front should'a told ya.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 09:17 AM (Zz0t1)

386 You will book a flight on expedia and select the delta flight because it is cheaper or at a convenient time. Don't kid yourselves.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 01, 2021 09:16 AM (a80Yl)

idk, i haven't used them for 4 years. granted i don't travel as much as i did, but other than burning miles accumulated, i don't fly them at all anymore.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2021 09:17 AM (8D42x)

387 From better days: beautiful girls at baseball games.
https://youtu.be/xyHPPOF5Bs4

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 09:17 AM (Jsjd7)

388
Yep. That was why it was here in November 2019 at the latest.
Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 09:16 AM (bm04m)


That's when I believe I had it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 09:18 AM (Zz0t1)

389 386 You will book a flight on expedia and select the delta flight because it is cheaper or at a convenient time. Don't kid yourselves.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 01, 2021 09:16 AM (a80Yl)

Delta is never cheaper.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 01, 2021 09:18 AM (1ISKN)

390 Where is Old Zealand ?

Posted by: JT at April 01, 2021 09:18 AM (arJlL)

391
As everyone knows, Australia is completely populated by criminals. Adios and (truly) bon voyage Quint.

Posted by: Only Context at April 01, 2021 08:51 AM


I was doing some genealogy research and came across something interesting... at the end of WWII the US transported hundreds of thousands of refugees from Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania to Australia.

Australia has some good diversity. Probably a Latvian Orthodox church or two, if you wish to convert.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at April 01, 2021 09:19 AM (N/gDA)

392 HOT WHEELS SHIT MY PANTS!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 01, 2021 09:19 AM (2JVJo)

393 Quint:

Same problems there as here, or trying to create them.

Australian blog, replace Q with dots.

quadrantQorgQau/

Posted by: CapeFear at April 01, 2021 09:19 AM (4PDMt)

394 353 Anyone see TuCa last night with his report on Turdeau and the government quarantine "camps?"
Yeah, it could also happen here.

Meanwhile, the thousands continue to come across down south.
----------------
Well its good to know that Canada, America's Hat, is moar shit house rat crazy then us. Seems the nearer the north pole you go the crazier the shit house rats become. Clearly they suffer from Polarity Dysfunction.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 01, 2021 09:20 AM (FpCeh)

395 390 Where is Old Zealand ?

Posted by: JT at April 01, 2021 09:18 AM (arJlL)


Go to East Virginia and take a left.

Posted by: Gref at April 01, 2021 09:20 AM (AMIL/)

396 wait, you bring up korean ramen and then decide to
bugger off? damn i could really go for some of that now, with good
kimchi as well.



and good luck on the move to Oz. hope you can learn the language.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2021 09:08 AM (8D42x)

I need to take a break from the net. I have so much respect for so many of you guys you will never know. I probably went off half cocked here but I do need a break from a lot of things. I didn't plan to announce my retirement today, that is for sure. It is hard to leave because i love this place. My reasons are because i need to make a lot of changes, not related to this place. I just have to make a lot of changes. Either way, I am just relurking. I know something will come up where I will have to chime in.

i do love you guys. I just wanted to mention why I might be gone for a while. But at the same time. don't worry, I am ok.

Posted by: Quint at April 01, 2021 09:21 AM (Ebl4S)

397 Infrastructure. That's the next hoax??

**

That's been a hoax for 10-12 years now.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 09:21 AM (bm04m)

398 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 01, 2021 09:16 AM (NWM+b)[/]

That reminds me of the song "Goldfarb! That's I'm!" from the Geshwin musical, Lady, Be Good!

"They needed a man who knew the game
From serving a lot of time -
Goldfarb! That's I'm!
They needed a man who wouldn't take graft
Unless it was over a dime -
Goldfarb! That's Im!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2021 09:21 AM (2JVJo)

399 That's been a hoax for 10-12 years now.
Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 09:21 AM (bm04m)

Some shit about "shovel ready jobs" IIRC.

Posted by: CN at April 01, 2021 09:21 AM (ONvIw)

400 Postwar Italians and Greeks too. I don't know if it's still true but either Sydney or Melbourne was/is the largest Greek city outside of Greece. (I think Melbourne.)

Posted by: andycanuck at April 01, 2021 09:22 AM (1yPl/)

401 390 Where is Old Zealand ?
-------------------
Old Zealand fell into the North Sea. It used to connect Britain with Europe. Evidently European Priviledge cause the separation.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 01, 2021 09:22 AM (FpCeh)

402 Yep. That was why it was here in November 2019 at the latest.
Posted by: Lysenko

That's when I believe I had it.
Posted by: Sponge


Last week of 2019 here. Bofa.
Bofa us.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2021 09:22 AM (OCTRt)

403 If a vaccinated person can still get and transmit COVID, what is the vaccine passport for?

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2021 09:22 AM (wNdGA)

404 403: compliance training and control.

Posted by: CN at April 01, 2021 09:23 AM (ONvIw)

405 Pants are full. Mr. Hankey out front should'a told ya.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 09:17 AM (Zz0t1)

thanks for the inside dope

that's why we pay you the big bucks

Posted by: REDACTED at April 01, 2021 09:23 AM (6iURM)

406 Yep. That was why it was here in November 2019 at the latest.
***
That's when I believe I had it.
Posted by: Sponge

**

You don't have 10K people flying back and forth from major international trade cities in China to the US every week and not get a cold virus that's in China in November reaching the US until March.

That is not science.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 09:23 AM (bm04m)

407 thanks for the inside dope

that's why we pay you the big bucks
Posted by: REDACTED at April 01, 2021 09:23 AM (6iURM)


$$$$$ &&&&&

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)

408 Wish you'd stick around Quint but you have to do what's best for you.

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2021 09:23 AM (wNdGA)

409 [Old] Zealand is a province in the Netherlands.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 01, 2021 09:23 AM (1yPl/)

410 403 If a vaccinated person can still get and transmit COVID, what is the vaccine passport for?

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2021 09:22 AM (wNdGA)

Don't know, don't care. I'm officially done with covid.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 01, 2021 09:23 AM (1ISKN)

411 And he also has this item, which though not an April Fools joke, did induce tittering.
X-Rays from Uranus Detected for the First Time


Those Morons who bet that JJ can play to the Moronic Sense Of Humor (MSOH) may now collect their winnings at Window 3.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 01, 2021 09:24 AM (DMUuz)

412 Pixy disappears my posts when i am connected to the work wifi.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 01, 2021 09:24 AM (g7xsE)

413 404 403: compliance training and control.
Posted by: CN at April 01, 2021 09:23 AM (ONvIw)

No, I mean what is the *stated* reason?

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2021 09:24 AM (wNdGA)

414 If a vaccinated person can still get and transmit COVID, what is the vaccine passport for?

***

Compliance.

Also see #317

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 09:24 AM (bm04m)

415 Well, Biden has a brain.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2021 09:14 AM (s2VJv)
---------

Assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: bluebell at April 01, 2021 09:24 AM (/669Q)

416 412 Pixy disappears my posts when i am connected to the work wifi.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 01, 2021 09:24 AM (g7xsE)

=========

Confirmed:

You work with MUNG.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 01, 2021 09:24 AM (NWM+b)

417 The word "oriental" is derogatory and racist. I did not know this until last night.

I know they say to never stick your dick in crazy, I say never engage it in a debate either.

Posted by: JROD at April 01, 2021 09:24 AM (0jZnq)

418 Pixy disappears my posts when i am connected to the work wifi.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 01, 2021 09:24 AM (g7xsE)


Banned IP.

It's why I can't use Opera's built in VPN and post here.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 09:25 AM (Zz0t1)

419 No, I mean what is the *stated* reason?
Posted by: ... at April 01, 2021 09:24 AM (wNdGA)
+++
Safety, security, motherhood and apple pie.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 09:25 AM (Jsjd7)

420 Don't know, don't care. I'm officially done with covid.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 01, 2021 09:23 AM (1ISKN)

Ah, but there is the rub.

Covid, or more specifically the freedom-killing panic around Covid, is hardly done with you, pleb.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 01, 2021 09:25 AM (NYS7S)

421 WTF?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 09:25 AM (Zz0t1)

422 No, I mean what is the *stated* reason?
Posted by: ... at April 01, 2021 09:24 AM (wNdGA)
+++
Safety, security, motherhood and apple pie.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 09:25 AM (Jsjd7)


The integrity of the game.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 09:25 AM (Zz0t1)

423 I was lectured by some Asian whore in marketing in the 80's that the term "Oriental" was racist.

Posted by: pawn at April 01, 2021 09:25 AM (Cfk8j)

424 319 @bdomenech
The footage of Derek Chauvin defending his behavior is disturbing
and callous and I have zero sympathy for anyone who defends this.

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2021 08:43 AM

what in the fuck does that even mean ?

what does he think is gonna happen to someone that defends the cops ?

Posted by: REDACTED at April 01, 2021 09:26 AM (6iURM)

425 All Corp Taxes: 252 Billion
All Corp Revenues: 1.26 Trillion

You can take all Corp revenues (and destroy about $20 Trillion in wealth) and still not pay for the new Infrastructure spending.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 01, 2021 09:26 AM (yrol0)

426 Pixy disappears my posts when i am connected to the work wifi.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 01, 2021 09:24 AM (g7xsE)

Banned IP.

It's why I can't use Opera's built in VPN and post here.
Posted by: Sponge


That's the way my home ip was. Couldn't get it to change, either.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2021 09:26 AM (OCTRt)

427 No, I mean what is the *stated* reason?

***

There is no stated reason, the same way that three masks keep you safe from a virus that is "thinking" and now can't be detected via testing so we need five masks.

Just do it, citizen. If you know what's best for you, and you want to allowed to buy and sell things, and be allowed to travel, you'll do it. It's in your best interests.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 09:26 AM (bm04m)

428 Pixy disappears my posts when i am connected to the work wifi.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 01, 2021 09:24 AM (g7xsE)

Same problem with most ProtonVPN sites in the US.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 01, 2021 09:26 AM (NYS7S)

429 Seal Team 6 Teamers DJ, playing the hits. It Can't Happen Here, Zappa.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 01, 2021 09:26 AM (/rM6w)

430 Remember when Trump wanted to do an infrastructure bill and the R's couldn't make it happen?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 01, 2021 09:27 AM (1ISKN)

431 Ugh. Italicans.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2021 09:27 AM (2JVJo)

432 I don't think my LLC in TX or CT ever paid a dime in tax

fees, sure

Posted by: REDACTED at April 01, 2021 09:28 AM (6iURM)

433 If a vaccinated person can still get and transmit COVID, what is the vaccine passport for?



If a vaccinated person can still get and transmit COVID, what is the vaccine for?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2021 09:28 AM (OCTRt)

434 417 The word "oriental" is derogatory and racist. I did not know this until last night.

I know they say to never stick your dick in crazy, I say never engage it in a debate either.

Posted by: JROD at April 01, 2021 09:24 AM (0jZnq)


Don't forget that 'occidental' is also verboten, because it a dog-whistling code word for White Supremacist Territory.

Posted by: Gref at April 01, 2021 09:28 AM (AMIL/)

435 I need to take a break from the net. I have so much respect for so many of you guys you will never know. I probably went off half cocked here but I do need a break from a lot of things. I didn't plan to announce my retirement today, that is for sure. It is hard to leave because i love this place. My reasons are because i need to make a lot of changes, not related to this place. I just have to make a lot of changes. Either way, I am just relurking. I know something will come up where I will have to chime in.

i do love you guys. I just wanted to mention why I might be gone for a while. But at the same time. don't worry, I am ok.
Posted by: Quint at April 01, 2021 09:21 AM (Ebl4S)

i get that, and you have to take care of yourself first. you do that and we'll still be here as irreverent and dirty as always.

and i really hope the move to Oz works for you. i was only half joking about the language barrier. i've worked with a lot of aussies, mostly in mining, and most were outback types.

so, fuck is a verb, noun, adverb, adjective, and pronoun. and cunt is a term of endearment, depending on tone.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2021 09:28 AM (8D42x)

436 Disorienteering sounds like a fun way to spend time.

Posted by: klaftern at April 01, 2021 09:28 AM (RuIsu)

437 The only correct answer to the VPN question is Mullvad.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 09:28 AM (bm04m)

438 You can take all Corp revenues (and destroy about $20 Trillion in wealth) and still not pay for the new Infrastructure spending.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 01, 2021 09:26 AM (yrol0)

Nobody actually expects any of this idiocy will ever, in reality, be "paid for", except through inflation which, our money printers assure is, is un-possible.

Until it's not.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 01, 2021 09:28 AM (NYS7S)

439 If a vaccinated person can still get and transmit COVID, what is the vaccine for?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2021 09:28 AM (OCTRt)

Well they claim it has less of an impact.

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2021 09:29 AM (wNdGA)

440 Remember when Trump wanted to do an infrastructure bill and the R's couldn't make it happen?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 01, 2021 09:27 AM (1ISKN)
++++
Yeah, but there's a remote possibility that Trump's version would have been spent on infrastructure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 09:29 AM (Jsjd7)

441 If a vaccinated person can still get and transmit COVID, what is the vaccine for?
Posted by: rickb223

**

(writes "Not for me or my kids" in the answer space)

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 09:29 AM (bm04m)

442 Don't forget that 'occidental' is also verboten, because it a dog-whistling code word for White Supremacist Territory.
Posted by: Gref at April 01, 2021 09:28 AM (AMIL/)


so don't occidentally say it

Posted by: REDACTED at April 01, 2021 09:29 AM (6iURM)

443
Well they claim it has less of an impact.
Posted by: ... at April 01, 2021 09:29 AM (wNdGA)


99.7% recovery rate is hardly an impact to begin with....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

444 431: Control and compliance, and maybe worse. I still find it hard to believe that there is a lot we are not being told about this POS virus. Is it only political that this virus is different from all other preceding pathogens?

Posted by: CN at April 01, 2021 09:30 AM (ONvIw)

445 For some reason, I thought that beautiful girls in baseball link would go to Morgana the Kissing Bandit.

https://tinyurl.com/dkryf9sn

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2021 09:30 AM (2JVJo)

446 **

(writes "Not for me or my kids" in the answer space)
Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 09:29 AM (bm04m)


BACK OFF CROHNS!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

447 on't forget that 'occidental' is also verboten, because it a dog-whistling code word for White Supremacist Territory.
Posted by: Gref at April 01, 2021 09:28 AM (AMIL/)
++++
Oh shit.

Posted by: Occidental Petroleum at April 01, 2021 09:31 AM (Jsjd7)

448 Yes, "Oriental" has been banned from the North American MFM because we all know it's a racist synonym/dog whistle for "slant-eyed" so we have to use "Asian" that doesn't let you differentiate between populations of the Far East and the Indian subcontinent.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 01, 2021 09:31 AM (1yPl/)

449 Taiwanese call the American born Taiwanese, bananas.

Yellow outside, creamy white middle.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 01, 2021 09:31 AM (/rM6w)

450 For some reason, I thought that beautiful girls in baseball link would go to Morgana the Kissing Bandit.

https://tinyurl.com/dkryf9sn
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 01, 2021 09:30 AM (2JVJo)
++++
She makes a couple of appearances.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 09:31 AM (Jsjd7)

451
Posted by: Occidental Petroleum at April 01, 2021 09:31 AM

Burn the witch!!!

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at April 01, 2021 09:31 AM (N/gDA)

452 99.7% recovery rate is hardly an impact to begin with....

***

We have to stop this pandemic that kills 0.4% of the population and that somewhere around 90% of the population is essentially immune to and don't even know they have it.

Take these $1200 shots every three months, citizen.

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 09:32 AM (bm04m)

453 Yeah. I missed the heart and blew his arm off too.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2021 09:16 AM


COULD YOU PLEASE STOP WITH THE MICROAGGRESSIONS???

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 01, 2021 09:32 AM (DMUuz)

454 on't forget that 'occidental' is also verboten, because it a dog-whistling code word for White Supremacist Territory.
Posted by: Gref at April 01, 2021 09:28 AM (AMIL/)
++++
Oh shit.
Posted by: Occidental Petroleum at April 01, 2021 09:31 AM (Jsjd7)

we're covered by past alumni...

Posted by: Occidental College at April 01, 2021 09:32 AM (8D42x)

455 The word "oriental" is derogatory and racist. I did not know this until last night.

I know they say to never stick your dick in crazy, I say never engage it in a debate either.

Posted by: JROD


Don't forget that 'occidental' is also verboten, because it a dog-whistling code word for White Supremacist Territory.
Posted by: Gref


What about gook, slope and zip?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2021 09:32 AM (OCTRt)

456 Yes, "Oriental" has been banned from the North American MFM because we all know it's a racist synonym/dog whistle for "slant-eyed" so we have to use "Asian" that doesn't let you differentiate between populations of the Far East and the Indian subcontinent.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 01, 2021 09:31 AM (1yPl/)

Reminded me of this......

https://youtu.be/D-OQR5zu_J4

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

457 I am beautiful, no matter what they say. Words wont bring me down.

Posted by: Evan Dando at April 01, 2021 09:33 AM (rxR5g)

458 Posted by: Occidental Petroleum at April 01, 2021 09:31 AM


they just change their name to Accidental Petroleum

happy now

Posted by: REDACTED at April 01, 2021 09:33 AM (6iURM)

459 I want to stop referring to italics as italicans. From now on we will call it slanted text.

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2021 09:34 AM (wNdGA)

460
COULD YOU PLEASE STOP WITH THE MICROAGGRESSIONS???
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 01, 2021 09:32 AM (DMUuz)


Blow it out your ass, since you have one.

Posted by: Brie Larsen at April 01, 2021 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

461 99.7% recovery rate is hardly an impact to begin with....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

Which is what always made me LOL at the stats the not-vax pushers were putting out. In all seriousness, how can you test the actual efficacy of a "vaccine" for a disease that has something like a 0.8% excess mortality rate in the general population?

They admit, do they not, that you can still get the KungFlu even after you've been "vaccinated", right?

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 01, 2021 09:34 AM (NYS7S)

462 they just change their name to Accidental Petroleum

happy now
Posted by: REDACTED at April 01, 2021 09:33 AM (6iURM)
++++
If only.

Posted by: BP, TransOcean, et. al. at April 01, 2021 09:34 AM (Jsjd7)

463 What about gook, slope and zip?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2021 09:32 AM (OCTRt)


I feel abandoned

Posted by: Slant at April 01, 2021 09:34 AM (6iURM)

464 Re: mandatory vaccine compliance

I'm leaning towards "future biowarfare triggering responses to help the Great Reset/global warming fetishists" sort of evenly with "huge and ongoing mandatory income streams to lobbyists' pharmaceutical companies in perpetuity"

Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at April 01, 2021 09:34 AM (bm04m)

465 >>> Delta is never cheaper.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 01, 2021 09:18 AM (1ISKN)


Yep. Even out of Atlanta it wasn't always the case. Delta gets people who get delta miles from programs, and they aggressively sought out corporate travel income streams from companies. I think Delta saw they have so many Karens using their delta miles and so many corporations with Karens in HR and made a business decision that they see no downside to.


This stuff is flowing down from the government and pouring out of all the media to these companies. When all that is in place you can make bad business decisions and not worry about losing your job. You know the bus companies that made black people sit in the back? That was a bad business decision and the bus companies that didn't enjoy deep city/state regulation couldn't get by with it because black people were one of their main customers.


Nonleftists are going to be increasingly told to go sit in the back of the bus because that is the prevailing corporate/media/institutional sentiment. And it won't change until current behavior becomes painful for the companies.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 01, 2021 09:35 AM (+BMD8)

466 I am beautiful, no matter what they say. Words wont bring me down.
Posted by: Evan Dando at April 01, 2021 09:33 AM (rxR5g)


You asked for it.....

https://youtu.be/nxcJW6bs5os

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

467 the term Oriental as a derogatory term has to be right up there with Latinx I didn't realize until a year or two ago that Oriental was verbotten. But for what reason? None of this makes a lick of sense. And that so many go along with it is scary.

Posted by: Quint at April 01, 2021 09:35 AM (Ebl4S)

468 Delta can drop dead.

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2021 09:35 AM (4LH9f)

469 Also in Oz, a bastard is your best friend but "a little bit of a bastard" is a guy who's a real prick.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 01, 2021 09:35 AM (1yPl/)

470 I'm off. And I'm going to the horsepiddle to see B'Gal. Y'all don't burn the place down, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 01, 2021 09:35 AM (HaL55)

471 What about gook, slope and zip?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2021 09:32 AM (OCTRt)


I feel abandoned
Posted by: Slant at April 01, 2021 09:34 AM (6iURM)

****

What am I? .. Chopped bat?

Posted by: Chink at April 01, 2021 09:36 AM (flINI)

472 COULD YOU PLEASE STOP WITH THE MICROAGGRESSIONS???
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 01, 2021 09:32 AM (DMUuz)

Blow it out your ass, since you have one.
Posted by: Brie Larsen at April 01, 2021 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

Fields of Reams

Posted by: REDACTED at April 01, 2021 09:36 AM (6iURM)

473 I want to stop referring to italics as italicans. From now on we will call it slanted text.
Posted by: ... at April 01, 2021 09:34 AM


What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Boldicans at April 01, 2021 09:36 AM (DMUuz)

474 nood




well you just have to see it

Posted by: banana Dream at April 01, 2021 09:38 AM (+BMD8)

475 NOOD "ART"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2021 09:39 AM (Jsjd7)

476 nood art...

Posted by: Occidental College at April 01, 2021 09:39 AM (8D42x)

477 damnit off dirty sock

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2021 09:39 AM (8D42x)

478 Musk can always move The Starship launch facilities to the Dominican Republic or Guyana if the FAA becomes too intrusive and predatory.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2021 09:41 AM (yQpMk)

479 "Child among 4 people killed in shooting at Southern California office building, fifth victim and gunman critically wounded."

Posted by: andycanuck at April 01, 2021 09:41 AM (1yPl/)

480 Yeah, precisely zero evidence of that, but hey continue to ruin the game, MLB. The Minors are still a good watch and 1/3 to 1/6 the price.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 01, 2021 08:40 AM (NYS7S

We have a new AA team here. Can't wait for them to play the team that was sold and moved out of here a couple of years ago.

Posted by: Minbari Gray Council at April 01, 2021 09:43 AM (qyH+l)

481 253 251 The two most beautiful words in the English language: "Play Ball!"
Posted by: grammie winger at April 01, 2021 08:46 AM (45fpk

I'm partial to Not Guilty.
Posted by: OJ at April 01, 2021 08:47 AM (Q87rR)

Heinlein had five: "Pay to the Order of".

Posted by: Minbari Gray Council at April 01, 2021 09:51 AM (qyH+l)

482 still down?

Posted by: banana Dream at April 01, 2021 10:00 AM (+BMD8)

483 Ace: I write for Legal Insurrection. If you would like to, please email me at mutnodjmetlpe at gmail dot com. Thanks for all you do. I adore you.

Posted by: Mutnodjmet at April 01, 2021 10:03 AM (sPJyv)

484 483 Ace: I write for Legal Insurrection. If you would like to, please email me at mutnodjmetlpe at gmail dot com. Thanks for all you do. I adore you.
Posted by: Mutnodjmet at April 01, 2021 10:03 AM (sPJyv)

Check your e-mail.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2021 10:14 AM (s2VJv)

485 Hundreds of mass shootings and there's no white supremacists either shooting or being shot.

What gives?

Are we being gaslighted? Perhaps they don't exist...like a Durham investigation.

Posted by: torabora at April 01, 2021 10:54 AM (YIiBc)

486 Way ahead of you. The masses must be served.

Posted by: OXY USA at April 01, 2021 11:05 AM (6mvRv)

487 Is it just me, or does that Biden picture that JJ used this morning remind anyone of Captain Pike in the chair in the original star trek pilot? Maybe we should start calling him President Pike.

Posted by: MJ at April 01, 2021 03:22 PM (Gd7wv)

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