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Matt Gaetz: I'm the Victim of an Extortion/Shakedown Plot Being Run by a Former Department of Justice Official
Raise your hands if you think that sounds crazy, given what you know now.
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What he's saying: "The allegations against me are as searing as they are false," Gaetz said in a 13-minute phone interview with Axios. "I believe that there are people at the Department of Justice who are trying to criminalize my sexual conduct, you know when I was a single guy." Axios reported earlier Tuesday that Gaetz has privately told confidants he's seriously considering not seeking re-election, and possibly leaving Congress early for a job at Newsmax. The big picture: Gaetz, 38, said the specifics of the allegations are "unclear," and he said he's been told "very little." But the New York Times reported late Tuesday afternoon that the Justice Department is investigating Gaetz "over whether he had a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old and paid for her to travel with him." "The allegations of sexual misconduct against me are false," Gaetz told Axios. "They are rooted in an extortion effort against my family for $25 million... in exchange for making this case go away." Gaetz sent Axios screenshots of text messages, emails and documents outlining the alleged extortion scheme, which he claimed was being run by a former DOJ employee. The Justice Department declined to comment.I can easily see this being a scam. I could see a girl who's older than 17 claiming to be 17 for purposes of extortion. The fact that these people immediately launched into a $25 million blackmail plot sort of damages their credibility. And as for the Department of Justice -- guilty. Of whatever is being alleged. My friends are concerned that the FBI, which has supposedly contacted Gaetz and his father to assist in the investigation of the blackmailers, is in fact targeting Gaetz. That's about their speed. They pay an informer to set a target up at a dinner next to a Russian scholar, then they investigate that target for "Russian ties. Russian ties that they corruptly engineered. I'm going to stand by the presumption of innocence. Especially because I know the cops are filthy-corrupt. Update: Story shopped around until the leakers found Axios a willing publisher, says Cernovich.
Mike Cernovich
@Cernovich The Matt Gaetz story must have been widely shopped around. I had it as did a few others. An investigation of this nature usually wouldn’t leak. Highly suspicious.
The Matt Gaetz story must have been widely shopped around. I had it as did a few others.
— Mike Cernovich (@Cernovich) March 30, 2021
An investigation of this nature usually wouldn’t leak.
Highly suspicious. https://t.co/ZfIwQ7FxTb pic.twitter.com/RzeS6ij9Q2
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: callsign claymore at March 30, 2021 07:30 PM (jU336)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2021 07:30 PM (qoxR4)
Feel good today. Did ALL the exercising I was supposed to, and got some sun too.
If you don't mind my asking, what kind of exercise regimen are you on ace? I think you were on a 10k steps a day thing once as I recall.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2021 07:31 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 30, 2021 07:32 PM (AD3JT)
right now i'm not really exercising, though I try to get 3 miles of walking in. I don't know if that's exercise. I'm not really pushing the base.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:32 PM (5+1A/)
Posted by: DFCtomm at March 30, 2021 07:33 PM (50gG9)
Washington, DC is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful city I've ever known in my life.
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 30, 2021 07:33 PM (jU336)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:33 PM (5+1A/)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2021 07:33 PM (bDqIh)
Department of Corruption, Toadyism and Obstructionism Regarding the Swamp.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2021 07:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 30, 2021 07:34 PM (r4bSV)
Vote harder it will certainly work
Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 07:34 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2021 07:34 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 07:34 PM (yQpMk)
That's better than me. I can do one mile if I push myself.
But I'm thinking I could get in the habit soon of trying for 2 miles now and then, and go from there.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2021 07:34 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2021 07:34 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at March 30, 2021 07:35 PM (oaPMT)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 30, 2021 07:35 PM (r4bSV)
Nothingburger......
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 30, 2021 07:35 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 30, 2021 07:36 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 30, 2021 07:36 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2021 07:36 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: t-bird at March 30, 2021 07:36 PM (KDCRD)
no it still depends on the weather and how beat I am.
Usually 3 times a week. A few times five.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:36 PM (5+1A/)
Posted by: Biden, sometime next week at March 30, 2021 07:36 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2021 07:36 PM (axyOa)
The FBI chose a side, it is not ours.
Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 07:37 PM (Lzpvj)
Would anyone be surprised if this scam was set up as a counter-narrative? You know, like Hillary who got 100's of millians from Russia for Uranium One purchase clearance smearing DJT as being owned by the Russians.
After what they did to DJT and others in his campaign/administration, there is nothing I wouldn't believe about the deep state's crooked behavior.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2021 07:37 PM (bDqIh)
8 ways from Sunday. They can get you so many ways.
Posted by: Chucky Schumer, proud CCP-Democrat at March 30, 2021 07:37 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Sean Hannity at March 30, 2021 07:37 PM (i0wNm)
Mrs928 suggested there is only one crime for which you won't be forgiven by the public and hence never rebel on the blackmailers: pedophilia.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 07:37 PM (yQpMk)
I got some bad news recently, basically that if I don't get my weight and pre-diabetes under control soon, I'm gonna end up losing most of the ability to use my right arm.
I just had a neurosurgeon recommend, you guessed it, surgery, even though he kept saying "this condition never really gets better." Of course my physical therapist disagrees. :-) But I do know I *never* want to have to have surgery again, ever ever ever.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2021 07:38 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 30, 2021 07:38 PM (jvt6t)
boston bombing, colorado shootings[many] pulse night club, san bernadino, russia hoax, Trump everything, Garland, that jewish school i cannot remember, and on and on and on
wave that blue line flag tho
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 30, 2021 07:38 PM (r4bSV)
who can be aided by teachers to get an invasive medical procedure with long term health and mental health damage potential no matter what age....
I am done thinking about this stuff.
Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 07:38 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: 4 at March 30, 2021 07:38 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Rascal at March 30, 2021 07:36 PM (ftSCx)
Not a con by him- between him and the DOJ/FBI, I'll trust Matt every time.
Posted by: LASue at March 30, 2021 07:38 PM (Ed8Zd)
What the shit did he think was the shit that was going to happen?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Gleichschaltung? You're Soaking In It! at March 30, 2021 07:38 PM (Clxcy)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 07:38 PM (1EFAo)
Washington, DC is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful city I've ever known in my life.
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 30, 2021 07:33 PM (jU336)
Oh Oh.
Looks like Claymore has been supplying his own mushrooms to the pizza guy again.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2021 07:39 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2021 07:39 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: ALH, of the Sisterhood of Blonds at March 30, 2021 07:39 PM (oUcR5)
17?!? Sheesh, we were done with her years ago...
Posted by: The DC Elite at March 30, 2021 07:39 PM (3fR4G)
Ace, can you please delete this Garbage Person:
Posted by: Rascal at March 30, 2021 07:36 PM (ftSCx)
Every fucking day.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 07:39 PM (1EFAo)
boston bombing, colorado shootings[many] pulse night club, san
bernadino, russia hoax, Trump everything, Garland, that jewish school i
cannot remember, and on and on and on
wave that blue line flag tho
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 30, 2021 07:38 PM (r4bSV)
Boulder Sooper's murder.
Posted by: 4 at March 30, 2021 07:40 PM (KnJdm)
However, Florida is one where it's 18. So...
Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2021 07:40 PM (9qhLe)
The FBI will help Gaetz right up to the point that they "accidentally" find a dead, grossly sexually molested young child in the trunk of his car.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2021 07:40 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:40 PM (5+1A/)
I average 19,000 steps a day at work....
when I am not there it is 10,000
Sadly if I eat ANY carbs I gain weight,
Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 07:40 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at March 30, 2021 07:40 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: wth at March 30, 2021 07:40 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Top. Men. at March 30, 2021 07:40 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 30, 2021 07:36 PM (03n3v)
Or, as its known in EVERY Beach town? Spring Break.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2021 07:40 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at March 30, 2021 07:40 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: LASue at March 30, 2021 07:41 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2021 07:41 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at March 30, 2021 07:41 PM (hOUT3)
I've even thwarted it.
Had I not, it would have been a life changing experience.
Posted by: navybrat, in the plaid hat at March 30, 2021 07:41 PM (w7KSn)
Fuck da Police.......
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 30, 2021 07:41 PM (jvt6t)
Soooooo... not the worst loss imaginable.
Posted by: The Maskless Avenger at March 30, 2021 07:41 PM (87eBR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2021 07:41 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2021 07:41 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Harry Reid at March 30, 2021 07:41 PM (r4bSV)
If a DOJ and FBI can target a presidential campaign, a president-elect's national security advisor, and a sitting president with childishly clumsy fake investigations (including, speaking seriously, that president's *own* DOJ), then going after a congressman is nothing.
I've been wondering what ground-breaking federal criminality will be happening in order to destroy DeSantis. As almost literally the only public official in a country of 330M who daily shames and eviscerates the idiot class with results and words, he's a pretty lonely lightning rod.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2021 07:41 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 30, 2021 07:42 PM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 07:42 PM (1EFAo)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 30, 2021 07:42 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (+W56V)
Extortion is a terrible thing, and I'm not condoning it at all. That said, what a skeezy dude.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (L2ZTs)
Liz Cheney: Fuck over your constituents, caucus, and party. We must support her!
Gaetz: Allegations. Burn the witch!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (kTF2Z)
nothing, not for a while. I walk up some hills. I jog for a spell. But I'm not really doing any cardio. Haven't in a long time. I'm very out of shape.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (5+1A/)
If DeSantis is smart, he has some copies of DJT's copious files of material on the Beltway critters.
Posted by: whig at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (pO7gM)
I think there are far worse ones which you would never admit, even in a suicide note. Pedophilia is simply the foot in the door for the blackmailers.
Posted by: t-bird at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (2nFxy)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (yQpMk)
I average 19,000 steps a day at work....
when I am not there it is 10,000
Sadly if I eat ANY carbs I gain weight,
Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 07:40 PM (Lzpvj)
On a good day I can do 6-7 12oz curls a day.
Each hand.
Unless Mrs D is home, then, no.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (+W56V)
Posted by: Cali_Deplorable at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (a74KK)
I imagine this is an attempt at counter-flak.
And Gaetz has had other legal problems, even before he adopted his teenage son. Crashing a car while high was one.
He smells like a decepticon--another pedo, getting caught.
Posted by: artemis at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: TheCynic at March 30, 2021 07:44 PM (iHBmE)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2021 07:44 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (i0wNm)
So, you've never taken a girlfriend on a vacation? Away for a weekend?
If that makes ya skeevy, I am the Skeeviest!
Posted by: Romeo13, skeevy! at March 30, 2021 07:44 PM (oHd/0)
I don't know much about Gaetz... he seemed good when 45 was in office. Just like I did about Noem, I had hopes that he was really a solid conservative. Now that I'm hearing this, I think he might be.
So good on you Matt... This should be a badge of honor. Someone is scared of you.
Give 'em hell
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2021 07:44 PM (U1eOr)
I'm going to stand by the presumption of innocence. Especially because I know the cops are filthy-corrupt.
Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM
-----
Ace didn't keep this blog for so many years by being stupid and a blind follower.
Another proof point is how the EFF BEE EYE has turned on peaceful Americans, nearly a million of which chose to use their 1st Amendment right to assemble on Jan 5-6.
Now, they are hunting them down like escaped Nazi prisoners in WWII.
You already know what I'm saying next, so no need.
Hint: it ends in "2.0".
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2021 07:44 PM (sy5kK)
Well I have good news....
Keto/Adkins works.
I have bad news, once you break it it comes back with a vengeance.
You can feel your body shed a buttload of inflammatory junk still but I need to get back to less than 8 net carbs a day to get back down to 220.
Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 07:44 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 07:45 PM (Q87rR)
My Take:
Yes, Gaetz is being set up by a former DOJ employee...with info given to the former Shit by the current Shits in the DOJ.
In other words, the "former" DOJ is working with the DOJ to set up and frame Gaetz. They are entrapping him.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 07:45 PM (1EFAo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2021 07:38 PM (L2ZTs)
Same. I am not a medical professional, but I think physical therapy, when done religiously and as directed, can prevent most surgeries (for muscular-skeletal problems, obviously, not internal so much).
I can't imagine preferring surgery over doing a few exercises every day.
Posted by: April at March 30, 2021 07:45 PM (OX9vb)
I've even thwarted it.
Had I not, it would have been a life changing experience.
Posted by: navybrat, in the plaid hat at March 30, 2021 07:41 PM (w7KSn)
Terror charges were dropped against those in the foiled plot to kidnap Whitmer, because . . . get this . . . it was an FBI entrapment plot from start to end.
Posted by: 4 at March 30, 2021 07:45 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: whig at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (pO7gM)
The fact is, if anyone wants a career in politics, they'd better have the intelligence collection infrastructure in place to begin collection on their friends and foes alike very early on...like as in running for dog catcher.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2021 07:46 PM (axyOa)
The next time I have pizza, it's gonna be a Blaze Pizza with their keto crust.
And yeah, my whole lifestyle has to change. That's the only way to keep the weight off.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2021 07:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2021 07:46 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 30, 2021 07:46 PM (WjGNl)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2021 07:46 PM (r+sAi)
I imagine this is an attempt at counter-flak.
And Gaetz has had other legal problems, even before he adopted his teenage son. Crashing a car while high was one.
He smells like a decepticon--another pedo, getting caught.
Posted by: artemis at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (AwPyG)
Considering you believe everything put out by Q as true, you statement is further evidence of Gaetz being innocent.
Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2021 07:46 PM (vMCab)
nothing, not for a while. I walk up some hills. I jog for a spell. But I'm not really doing any cardio. Haven't in a long time. I'm very out of shape.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (5+1A/)
Average COVID gain is 25 lbs. We're all out of shape.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 07:47 PM (Q87rR)
The neurosurgeon basically told me even if I fix the bad spots in my cervical spine, the problem will just keep working its way down the column. So I'd be looking at surgery every couple years for the rest of my life I guess.
NO. Just no.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2021 07:47 PM (L2ZTs)
I am no stud, I just walk a lot while carrying stuff.
I am such a health nut I am about to eat some pizza.
Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 07:47 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2021 07:41 PM (Cxk7w)
*insert favorite Godfather quote here*
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2021 07:47 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (i0wNm)
Hear. Hear.
Posted by: Mittbot 2.0 at March 30, 2021 07:47 PM (KnJdm)
(ace comes in with a chainsaw in one hand and AR in the other)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 30, 2021 07:47 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2021 07:48 PM (uGie0)
Posted by: whig at March 30, 2021 07:48 PM (pO7gM)
If that makes ya skeevy, I am the Skeeviest!
Dude's 38 and PAYING 18 year olds to "travel with him." I don't think your analogy captures the facts of the matter.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 07:48 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Eh... Everyone's soft. Not me - I'm a rock. I've only gained 24 pounds. Well, 35 if you round up, but...
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2021 07:49 PM (U1eOr)
Okay, now it's all becoming clear.
Gaetz is being set up by the DOJ, not by some former DOJ employee shaking him down for $$.
What's happening is the corrupt DOJ sent someone to shake down Gaetz for $$. Gaetz was supposed to incriminate himself by simply interacting with this DOJ-sent Confederate. And he did.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 07:49 PM (1EFAo)
Posted by: Citizen sans nation at March 30, 2021 07:49 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2021 07:46 PM (L2ZTs)
My BIL completely reversed his pre diabetes and cholesterol with Keto. Stuck to it like glue and lost 150 lbs and all his bloodwork is normal. Doc told him his shit was irreversible too. Doctors are kinda stupid.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 07:49 PM (Q87rR)
Nunes will be next.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 07:49 PM (1EFAo)
This event with Gaetz confirms my belief that when the commies see a strong opponent there is nothing they will not do to disable them.
Posted by: Braenyard, 10 is a movie, it's also Cuomo's latest number at March 30, 2021 07:50 PM (1R/n6)
Posted by: artemis at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (AwPyG)
If he was a pedo he probably wouldn't be criticizing Democrats so much as he does. Perhaps it's not the most just thing to criticize him with being a pedo if you have no proof.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2021 07:50 PM (VP4Cd)
You're entitled to your opinion--and nowadays, you never know who to believe, but I do urge everyone to take a look at the Tucker interview, and Gaetz' explanation for adopting Nestor.
Posted by: artemis at March 30, 2021 07:50 PM (AwPyG)
I know when it comes to allies beggars cant be choosers but the guy can go fuck a polar bear over that one.
Posted by: The Maskless Avenger at March 30, 2021 07:50 PM (87eBR)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 07:48 PM (i0wNm)
Paying, or paying FOR. World of difference.
And article says paid FOR.
Posted by: Romeo13, skeevy! at March 30, 2021 07:50 PM (oHd/0)
38 / 2 +7 = 26. Yeah, he's not dating them for the conversation.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 07:50 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 07:43 PM (i0wNm
until we see some pics, lets not be hasty
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2021 07:50 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: whig at March 30, 2021 07:50 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2021 07:49 PM (U1eOr
All muscle gain, I'm sure. Lol
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 07:50 PM (Q87rR)
EXACTLY! We need men and women of only the finest moral character in these hallowed halls!
//Hahaha Congress
Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 07:50 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 07:49 PM (1EFAo)
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They already tried to get Nunes. Not that they won't go for it again, but the House already investigated him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2021 07:50 PM (Uh2oA)
Agreed. If you've bought into that crap, you'll buy into just about anything.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 30, 2021 07:50 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 07:44 PM (Lzpvj)
Dear sweet Jesus, I thought I was having trouble with the 1200 calories or less a day just to maintain weight. If I had to keep it under 8 net, I might as well just accept staying fat. I average 40-50 net. Again, for maintenance. If I want to lose, I have to keep it under 20 net. Very difficult for me, since I dislike eggs and many meats.
Posted by: April at March 30, 2021 07:51 PM (OX9vb)
most people can not/will not lose 150lbs
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 30, 2021 07:51 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2021 07:51 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 07:51 PM (Q87rR)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 30, 2021 07:51 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 07:49 PM (1EFAo)
You have ... seen this?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 07:51 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: f'd at March 30, 2021 07:51 PM (WGvCV)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 30, 2021 07:47 PM
Edited for additional accuracy.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2021 07:51 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2021 07:51 PM (E0OEG)
//Hahaha Congress
Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 07:50 PM (Lzpvj)
My sentiments precisely, my good man.
Posted by: Mittbot 2.0 at March 30, 2021 07:52 PM (KnJdm)
Nunes will be next.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
That's my fear - they're going after anyone who even smells of conservatism.
It does make me wonder why Gowdy got out of the game... What did they have on him? Eh... he's doing well for himself now.
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2021 07:52 PM (U1eOr)
***
And think of how trivially easy it would be to set up Trump supporters via cell phones and spam.
It's coming.
Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 30, 2021 07:52 PM (bm04m)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 30, 2021 07:52 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2021 07:46 PM (L2ZTs)
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Cary Grant said that he didn't do work out exercises to stay in shape. He ahh, well, ask Diane Cannon.
Posted by: Braenyard, 10 is a movie, it's also Cuomo's latest number at March 30, 2021 07:52 PM (1R/n6)
Isn't there anyone in DC who isn't a completely corrupted, amoral jackass?
Fuck him.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2021 07:52 PM (i4CI5)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 30, 2021 07:52 PM (lgiXo)
'America has no native criminal class, except Congress.'
Posted by: whig at March 30, 2021 07:52 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2021 07:49 PM (U1eOr)
I'm actually rather pleased with myself. I'm the same weight I was a year ago.
Sadly, muscle tone is down, but it'll come back.
I'm sure.
Eventually.
No doubt.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2021 07:53 PM (axyOa)
Not when 98% of the "press" and 100% of the pop culture and 99% of the rest of the "ramparts" of the society are part of his opposition.
Aside from being a ridiculous, absurd candidate for president - with no campaign (and not GOTV in key areas, which is where the fraud discussion starts), physically unable to interact in public - Biden is one of the most clownishly corrupt figures in the Beltway since he was VP (which is saying a lot). With an idiotic addict goofball son to help make sure the corruption is even more obvious, and heavy-handed.
We all remember how Joe's ludicrous non-campaign was obliterated by the redundant but specific and colorful confirmation of gross corruption involving Joe that were known late in the fall.
Oh. Wait.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2021 07:53 PM (OTzUX)
********
Yes such as believing the FBI is an honest entity who will successfully catch a DOJ official shaking him down.
Posted by: The Maskless Avenger at March 30, 2021 07:53 PM (87eBR)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2021 07:53 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 30, 2021 07:51 PM (r4bSV)
I provided one example. Most certainly causation.
So please show your work that most people can't/won't.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 07:53 PM (Q87rR)
Article says paying FOR, not paying.
Way different IMO.
Posted by: Romeo13, skeevy! at March 30, 2021 07:53 PM (oHd/0)
Setting, a convenience store counter. Gal at counter buying new flavor of Coke, a sixpack of part cherry, part vanilla.
The gal is a half werewolf, and the guy is half goat.
"Are you saying that it is possible for a Coke to be half-cherry, and half-vanilla?"
It is actually a commercial for transgenderism, and Coke is saying "yep, it's ok!"
Whatever happened to "have a Coke, and a smile"?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2021 07:54 PM (sy5kK)
Right. Have any of you guys had a conversation with a 18 year old lately. They are dumb. They are boring. They have nothing in common with you. I'd look sideways at a 23 year old going out with a 18 year old because there's a huge emotional and mental gap between those ages. A 38 year old with an 18 year old is skeevy as hell.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 07:54 PM (i0wNm)
Boy, it is so hard to keep track of the smears coming from the news media nowadays.
Aint it Hunter?
Posted by: Loki at March 30, 2021 07:54 PM (KqiMr)
For crying out loud. How old does a woman have to be before someone can finally fuck her?
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:54 PM (5+1A/)
April, good luck. At least I really like red meat and chicken, and I'm learning to like/love salmon. :-)
whig, also thanks. I believe what I have is the foraminal stenosis.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2021 07:54 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 07:54 PM (1EFAo)
I mean, at this point it is obvious that China has targeted every elected official in the country, and they have hundreds of thousands of spies in place.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 30, 2021 07:55 PM (1lmB+)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 30, 2021 07:55 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: johnd01 at March 30, 2021 07:55 PM (uVQvU)
His wife was harassed, too, IIRC.
And Jim Jordan got a Fusion GPS smearjob with allegations he covered up someone abusing teen wrestlers.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2021 07:55 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2021 07:51 PM (r+sAi)
Yeah, not seeing the problem worth clutching pearls over. Cuomo's sexually assaulting every chick within reach, when not serially murdering, Coonman is great with murdering them in the womb or letting them die on a shelf, the installed resident in Chief is a wholly owned subsidiary of China, and we're shitting ourselves over likely legal behavior?
Who needs enemies?
Posted by: 4 at March 30, 2021 07:55 PM (KnJdm)
For crying out loud. How old does a woman have to be before someone can finally fuck her?
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:54 PM (5+1A/)
***
How about showering with?
- President* Uncle Joe
Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 30, 2021 07:55 PM (bm04m)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:55 PM (5+1A/)
Gowdy=decepticon
Haley=decepticon
Crenshaw=decepticon
Every Republican who voted to impeach Trump=decepticon.
They talk a good game, but they're there to fool you
Posted by: artemis at March 30, 2021 07:55 PM (AwPyG)
Having worked on the Hill with some experiences in state and local politics, you have no idea about what temptations are there for those stupid enough to take the ticket.
The difference is that Dems rarely go to prison or even resign unless a hit is on. Reps. go to prison and resign because that is what their voters expect.
Personally, I think that all Congress should now be virtual meetings with Congress critters ensconced in their home states and meeting virtually.
Posted by: whig at March 30, 2021 07:56 PM (pO7gM)
For crying out loud. How old does a woman have to be before someone can finally fuck her?
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:54 PM (5+1A/)
17
Posted by: Chef at March 30, 2021 07:56 PM (vMCab)
if an 18yo can vote, she can fuck
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 30, 2021 07:56 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 07:54 PM (1EFAo)
Exactly as you guessed; 10 wide 14 tall.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 07:56 PM (yQpMk)
You misspelled "none of my damned business"
Would I do it? No. Would I caution others against it? Yes. But its none of my beeswax
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 07:56 PM (KZzsI)
Fuck him.
Posted by: Sharkman
I'll be a gentleman and say I disagree. I did not vote for Trump because I thought he was an angel. I know he's human and I figure he's got more skeletons in the closet than most. He's probably a real shit-heel and a bastard.
I voted for Trump because he was a fighter. He was willing to call the democrats out and go tooth and nail against them. WTF? Was "Jeb" going to fight for us?
Let's not throw out everyone who is not an angel. Nobody's an angel. But if they fight for us side, we turn a blind eye to their sins, just like the other side does.
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2021 07:56 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 30, 2021 07:57 PM (roAcN)
Posted by: 4 at March 30, 2021 07:57 PM (KnJdm)
That being said, I had forgotten about climate deniers tweets. So....fuck that guy and his Mile High Hookers.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 30, 2021 07:57 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 30, 2021 07:57 PM (bm04m)
Would I do it? No. Would I caution others against it? Yes. But its none of my beeswax
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Fuckin' A right!
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2021 07:57 PM (U1eOr)
I can't help but feel my neurosurgeon was really just pushing his specialty. After all, doing surgery is what pays his bills.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2021 07:57 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 30, 2021 07:57 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: f'd at March 30, 2021 07:57 PM (WGvCV)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 30, 2021 07:58 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2021 07:58 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: whig at March 30, 2021 07:58 PM (pO7gM)
Exactly as you guessed; 10 wide 14 tall.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
Damn, I'm good at Spatial estimates!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 07:58 PM (1EFAo)
Suck it, pharma.
And somebody's going to have to blowdart me in the back of the neck from up in a tree before I take that damn vaccine.
Posted by: Citizen sans nation at March 30, 2021 07:58 PM (ldmQR)
No....the duct tape usually does the trick.
Posted by: Zombie Ted Bundy at March 30, 2021 07:58 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: f'd at March 30, 2021 07:57 PM (WGvCV)
Family Reunion.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 07:58 PM (yQpMk)
So far our local LE are okay. Not pure but for the most part playing it straight. It's the AG and the DOJ and the FBI that are the problems.
And probably always have been. This stuff didn't just pop up in the last 4 years. It was only revealed then.
Oh yeah. The FBI has been a pain for local LE for decades.
What we weren't sure about was whether the DOJ played it straight more or less even when the other party got in.
Now we see that the entire Fedgov bureaucracy has a vested interest in one particular party and will do whatever it takes to make sure that that party stays in ascendence.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2021 07:58 PM (ZLL8y)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2021 07:58 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Braenyard, 10 is a movie, it's also Cuomo's latest number at March 30, 2021 07:58 PM (1R/n6)
But he strikes me as a naive mimbo, not exactly the sharpest tack in the rusted tool shed.
Posted by: The Maskless Avenger at March 30, 2021 07:58 PM (87eBR)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 07:58 PM (Q87rR)
Posted by: whig at March 30, 2021 07:56 PM (pO7gM)
Use TX as a model.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2021 07:59 PM (qoxR4)
I've always been amazing at guessing dimensions, distances, sizes, and weights. It's truly a gift.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 07:59 PM (1EFAo)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:55 PM (5+1A/)
Yeah, I said the same thing about the Judge Moore stuff a couple of years ago, and the GOPe and Tut Tut brigade shit canned him anyway.
Posted by: Romeo13, skeevy! at March 30, 2021 07:59 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: whig at March 30, 2021 07:58 PM (pO7gM)
Hey!
Infringement!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2021 07:59 PM (axyOa)
Are they all pedophiles too or having sex with their children as you feel Gaetz is?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2021 07:59 PM (VP4Cd)
lately. They are dumb. They are boring. They have nothing in common
with you. I'd look sideways at a 23 year old going out with a 18 year
old because there's a huge emotional and mental gap between those ages.
A 38 year old with an 18 year old is skeevy as hell.
Truth. It's a sobering moment when you realize young women are no longer interested in you because you're just old. If you've lived right, though, you don't mind because you've found something better and more age appropriate.
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2021 07:59 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Jacques LeStrappe at March 30, 2021 07:59 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 07:58 PM (yQpMk)
That's the biden show.
Posted by: 4 at March 30, 2021 07:59 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: f'd at March 30, 2021 07:57 PM (WGvCV)
Family Reunion.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 07:58 PM (yQpMk)
Oh, he did a Biden?
Posted by: Romeo13, skeevy! at March 30, 2021 08:00 PM (oHd/0)
Republicans are dumb.....real dumb...excruciatingly dumb.
Posted by: Orson at March 30, 2021 08:00 PM (FArSJ)
In his case don't think he was looking for nookie, I think he was after a young breeder.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:00 PM (KZzsI)
I am not scandalized. I am judging.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 08:00 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2021 08:00 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at March 30, 2021 08:00 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2021 08:00 PM (ZLL8y)
Update: I want to stress, he's paying for these women's travel. I'm not saying he's paying them for sex. I don't believe he'd have to pay for sex.
But yeah, if you pay for a woman's travel, they tend to have sex with you. Women like hotels.
There's nothing wrong with that.
The way I phrased it with an "um" suggested that I think he was paying them for sex. I don't think that. I do think that when a man pays for airfare and hotel for a woman, she's likely to put out. But that is just how the world rolls.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:01 PM (5+1A/)
Posted by: Romeo13, skeevy! at March 30, 2021 08:00 PM (oHd/0)
Horde Mind! ACTIVATE!
Posted by: Romeo13, Now with MORE Skeeve! at March 30, 2021 08:01 PM (oHd/0)
Ace, what's your Cardio consist of?
(Cardio: Activity that induces rapid heart rate)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 07:42 PM (1EFAo)
Pictures of an early-career Betty Grable.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2021 08:01 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:00 PM (KZzsI)
One that he could be married to for over 35 years?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (2DOZq)
what age does a woman have to reach before I'm allowed to notice she's sexually attractive?
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (5+1A/)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (b8eqQ)
I mean, who would pay any amount of money to make a story "go away". What happens when it leaks, do you get your money back?
If it was to make an investigation go away, then any cop corrupt enough to make that offer is also dishonest enough to go after you good and hard once paid. Call me skeptic - i think there is a lot more to this and it makes all sides look very bad.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (1lmB+)
Can he? Sure. However, it does not incline me to put him in charge of my life via the government. His judgement is, how you say, suspect.
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (v16oJ)
Mind you I'm an introvert.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2021 08:01 PM (sy5kK)
That's why I resemble a fiddler crab.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (f5JUw)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (3H9h1)
Dammit....I knew Steely Dan would pop up sooner or later....
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (2DOZq)
Is this 17 year old a Chinese spy? Because if she is I think we can just move along...
Posted by: Cali_Deplorable
Exactly.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (1EFAo)
he can't serve in a body of 535?
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (5+1A/)
Posted by: pep
Truth indeed. I do love to look at women in their 20's and 30's but God help me I don't want to "be" with one. They've got younger-folk problems to deal with. Problems that I dealt with once. You are not the same person at 40 that you were at 20. You do a whole lot of growing up. I went through it once and don't want to re-live it.
I'd bang it once or twice if it came near, but I have no interest in going back there.
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (U1eOr)
lately. They are dumb. They are boring. They have nothing in common
-----------------------------
Tell that to Bogart and Bacall
Posted by: Braenyard, 10 is a movie, it's also Cuomo's latest number at March 30, 2021 08:03 PM (1R/n6)
And we all have to admit, it's unusual for a never-married middle aged man to adopt a underage boy from a central American country.
I think this story is counter-measures. He may have paid the young women to act as beards
Posted by: artemis at March 30, 2021 08:03 PM (AwPyG)
I didn't have sex with her. I just paid her to step on my testicles.
Posted by: Eric Fartwell at March 30, 2021 08:03 PM (5+1A/)
A grown man being with a 17 year old in a place where 17 is the age of consent is gross or off-putting.
Posted by: Broseidon at March 30, 2021 08:03 PM (f5JUw)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 08:04 PM (Q87rR)
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at March 30, 2021 08:04 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2021 08:04 PM (NpAcC)
Sure, that's the plan. I didn't mean that as a criticism, just that he was after someone young who could have lots of kids. It didn't used to be even something anyone would remark on. It wasn't in the 70s, in the south.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:04 PM (KZzsI)
But yeah, if you pay for a woman's travel, they tend to have sex with you. Women like hotels.
There's nothing wrong with that.
The way I phrased it with an "um" suggested that I think he was paying them for sex. I don't think that. I do think that when a man pays for airfare and hotel for a woman, she's likely to put out. But that is just how the world rolls.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:01 PM (5+1A/)
Better wording there I think. Originally it sounded more like hiring an escort service. Now its, "I've got the money so I'm buying the plane tickets for me and my arm candy."
Posted by: Chef at March 30, 2021 08:04 PM (vMCab)
I don't care how Matt Gaetz gets his Tip wet.
I care that he's been outwitted by the Shits at the DOJ.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 08:04 PM (1EFAo)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 08:04 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2021 08:04 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: TheCynic at March 30, 2021 07:44 PM (iHBmE)
Uh, yes, we CAN have it both ways. When we want to.
Posted by: Progda and their tools, Democrats at March 30, 2021 08:04 PM (sy5kK)
Personally I feel that men have less baggage than women but then I would wouldn't I.
Yeah I was 30 and she was 18 and there was not much to talk about.
Not the makings of a sound relationship.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2021 08:04 PM (ZLL8y)
Would I do it? No. Would I caution others against it? Yes. But its none of my beeswax
Many things discussed on this blog are not any of your or my business, yet here we are.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 08:04 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Citizen sans nation at March 30, 2021 08:04 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 30, 2021 08:05 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (5+1A/)
12 is my lower limit.
Posted by: President Gropin' Joe at March 30, 2021 08:05 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 08:02 PM (yQpMk)
lol
There's a meme out there of man emerging from his 2020 lockdown cocoon with a popeye right arm.
Posted by: 4 at March 30, 2021 08:05 PM (KnJdm)
Well for one thing that was 70 years ago. And for another, Lauren Bacall
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:05 PM (KZzsI)
*************
My goal is to try to boink em before they start talking, since nothing kills mister slappy knarkles faster than the sounds of vacuous stupidity
Posted by: The Maskless Avenger at March 30, 2021 08:05 PM (87eBR)
If a young women want to pay for my travel; I might be talked into a compromising position or two. And, Im willing to compromise for ginger witches - I'll fly economy, business class for OCONUS however - and I'll use my own points to upgrade.
Posted by: Jean at March 30, 2021 08:05 PM (Xih1H)
he can't serve in a body of 535?
How few would be too few? His judgement and/or self-discipline is flawed, that's all I need to know. As stated above, it's fine to look at pretty girls. We all like to do that. It's not fine to act on it if you're that much older.
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2021 08:05 PM (v16oJ)
All
Of
Them
Let it go. Nobody in the GOP is "going to save you." Quite making excused for this shit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 30, 2021 08:05 PM (3H9h1)
I actually need to gain weight, even though I'm under the height and weight table numbers, if that makes sense. Need to lose a little more fat, and gain more lean muscle mass.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2021 08:05 PM (kzsk/)
But those are generalities - there will always be younger people that are outside the mold.
Posted by: Broseidon at March 30, 2021 08:06 PM (f5JUw)
At what age do women become interesting to listen to?
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at March 30, 2021 08:06 PM (qpX6U)
wtf? Is this true?
Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2021 08:06 PM (E0OEG)
And we all have to admit, it's unusual for a never-married middle aged man to adopt a underage boy from a central American country.
I think this story is counter-measures. He may have paid the young women to act as beards
Posted by: artemis at March 30, 2021 08:03 PM (AwPyG)
He likes young hotties so therefore he wants to fondle the boy he adopted? Seriously, go fuck yourself you twisted messed up idiot.
Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2021 08:07 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 08:07 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2021 08:07 PM (ugtXL)
Is that neck in the crosshairs yet, Fauci? I don't have all day, you know.
Posted by: Bill Grates at March 30, 2021 08:07 PM (W4eKo)
It's funny that in an age of OnlyFans, girl gamers on twitch, Belle Delphine selling bathwater, socoal media "influencers" (whores https://tinyurl.com/eejdvdf6), Disney/Nickelodeon actresses sexually abused then growing up to produce porno music videos and be "pansexual" AF, we're supposed to be upset by Gaetz.
Horse, barn door, yadda yadda yadda.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2021 08:07 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 08:07 PM (Lzpvj)
when we start electing saints ?
nobody perfect
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 30, 2021 07:52 PM (r4bSV)
What if it was a 17 year old boy, when Gaetz was in his early 30's and single?
Just like Trump, I don't need my politicians to be priests. I just need them to comprehend the Constitution and live by it.
Not as easy as it sounds.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2021 08:07 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 08:07 PM (Q87rR)
There's a meme out there of man emerging from his 2020 lockdown cocoon with a popeye right arm.
Posted by: 4 at March 30, 2021 08:05 PM (KnJdm)
https://youtu.be/dY7qTlu0PO0?t=49
Posted by: President Gropin' Joe at March 30, 2021 08:07 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 30, 2021 08:07 PM (2BZBZ)
If people want to talk about morality, then traveling and sleeping with a woman you're not married to is a sin forbidden by scripture, but nobody likes to talk about that part. You know what the Bible doesn't call a sin? Breaking the half plus 7 rule.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:08 PM (KZzsI)
Prediction:
DeSantis is in the FBI/Junta's "on deck circle."
You don't have to be Kreskin to make that one.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2021 08:08 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 30, 2021 08:05 PM (3H9h1)
Maybe we ought to hear the story instead of immediately leaping onto a headline and assuming we know everything about what happened?
Kind of like the hands up don't shoot crowd, or the burn down Minneapolis crowd that said a white police officer murdered a poor black man.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 30, 2021 08:08 PM (roAcN)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 30, 2021 08:08 PM (f5JUw)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 30, 2021 08:03 PM (f5JUw
Is off putting a synonym for jealous?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2021 08:08 PM (2DOZq)
Thanks; That made me laugh.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2021 08:08 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at March 30, 2021 08:06 PM (qpX6U)
It's not the age per se, it's mostly whether they are in your cohort or not, loosely defined. Mrs928 and I are almost six years apart in age. We still mesh on interests and experiences. If it was ten or fifteen years, we wouldn't.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 08:09 PM (yQpMk)
Think about this: Barney Frank had his live-in boyfriend running a faggot prostitution ring, and Gerry Studds (?) was cornholing 17 year-old pages, both of which were proven to have taken place, but that was no biggie. Boys will
Unsubstantiated innuendo involving Gaetz, however, is a BFD.
And for the record, I don't believe an effing word the FBI says about anything. If they said the sun was shining, I'd look for my umbrella.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:09 PM (YqDXo)
Yeah its an easy decision every time a pretty face tries to connect with me on social media: oh, you want my bank account or something! BLOCK.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:09 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2021 08:09 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2021 08:10 PM (0UNjH)
DeSantis is in the FBI/Junta's "on deck circle."
You don't have to be Kreskin to make that one.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
EXACTLY!
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2021 08:10 PM (U1eOr)
But, there it is.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 30, 2021 08:10 PM (M47S1)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 30, 2021 08:10 PM (f5JUw)
DeSantis is in the FBI/Junta's "on deck circle."
You don't have to be Kreskin to make that one.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2021 08:08 PM (s2VJv)
I wouldn't take that bet. Not a chance.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:10 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: klaftern at March 30, 2021 08:10 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 30, 2021 08:10 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at March 30, 2021 08:06 PM (qpX6U)
**takes two steps away from Its OK**
**and two more for good measure**
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 08:10 PM (Q87rR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2021 08:10 PM (s2VJv)
But the climate thing is serious. It's one of the top 3 issues on which nothing short of a jihad is needed, if the authoritarian grifters aren't to effectively seize control of all human activity. If Gaetz is anything less than 3,458% pure, and assertive, on that, then he needs a better replacement.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2021 08:11 PM (OTzUX)
Yeah, not seeing the problem worth clutching pearls over. Cuomo's sexually assaulting every chick within reach, when not serially murdering, Coonman is great with murdering them in the womb or letting them die on a shelf, the installed resident in Chief is a wholly owned subsidiary of China, and we're shitting ourselves over likely legal behavior?
Who needs enemies?
Posted by: 4 at March 30, 2021 07:55 PM (KnJdm)
Cyanide tablet, or polonium tea? We're here to help.
Posted by: GOPe, LLC, a division of UniParty at March 30, 2021 08:11 PM (sy5kK)
Lauren Bacall was 20 when she married Bogey at 45. They started things when she was 19.
She was the one repsonsible for the term "Rat Pack". Bogey was the leader of the original Rat Pack. He and his pals would fly out to Vegas in the evening for a night of partying and drinking and other fun, and take an early morning flight back to LA.
They came dragging in one morning, and she told them they looked like "a pack of goddamned rats!"
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 30, 2021 08:11 PM (Mzdiz)
Gaetz and DeSantis are from Florida. What a coincidence, all things considered.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2021 08:11 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Biden at March 30, 2021 08:11 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 30, 2021 08:11 PM (f5JUw)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2021 08:12 PM (OTzUX)
Well, the societal norm is once she reaches the age of consent, but guys certainly start noticing a young woman once she develops secondary sexual attributes.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 08:12 PM (i0wNm)
Now do homosexuality.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:12 PM (YqDXo)
30 seconds was all I could muster before my brain seized and my fist started punching me in the face in protest
Posted by: The Maskless Avenger at March 30, 2021 08:12 PM (87eBR)
Gaetz is clearly trying to frame the DOJ!
As for me and my house, we back the blue!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 30, 2021 08:12 PM (hkAqh)
Posted by: CppThis at March 30, 2021 08:12 PM (zcf1k)
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at March 30, 2021 08:06 PM (qpX6U)
It's not the age (altho that correlates) it's the experience.
How much and what and what they did with it.
At the time women about my age all had younger children, guys paying child support and always "visiting" the kids and all her troubles about all of that. Not something I was interested in listening to or dealing with.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2021 08:12 PM (ZLL8y)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2021 08:12 PM (2DOZq)
Those great moral betters of the intelligence community picked what appears to be a random Russian woman to claim that she was a whore and a spy, and by whore, I mean that in the sense of someone was paying her to have sex with Flynn, and so far there's been NO ONE, absolutely NO ONE, who has even so much as shrugged and said eh maybe we shouldn't have tarnished the reputation of some random woman.
Eggs omelets, etc.
Oh and I agree that Gaetz is being set up by the FBI.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 30, 2021 08:12 PM (GbPPJ)
Again, see Tucker interview. I think that interview was a pre-emptive attempt to downplay the scandal, but it didn't work so well.
And he readily admits adopting the boy. Rather like that royal reporter, who just 'came out" as gay, after questions were asked about his adopted "son"
Posted by: artemis at March 30, 2021 08:13 PM (AwPyG)
It's not the age per se, it's mostly whether they are in your cohort or not, loosely defined. Mrs928 and I are almost six years apart in age. We still mesh on interests and experiences. If it was ten or fifteen years, we wouldn't.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 08:09 PM (yQpMk)
You know what I really want in a girl? Me.
https://youtu.be/4NIAMTdql_g
Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2021 08:13 PM (vMCab)
Eh they are cute enough, and they are easy enough to talk to because they are unused to decent factual based conversation geared towards maneuvering ACTUAL life. The problem is they have been raised with rather schizoid ideas on female agency and responsibility.
If I were "hiring help" in a place where strictly speaking it was legal I am absolutely there to be simply satiated. If however I am in a relationship I am in a position with anyone under the age of 26 to use my experience and wisdom as an unfair weapon in our relationship to manipulate them in unfortunate ways. Add in that you should never feel the temptation to tuck in your carnal partner if you are a decent person and I just don't look at them that way.
The old southern rule of 1/2+7 seems right: 18/16, 20/17, 22/18, 24/19-optimally I think 26 and 20 would be ideal from an economic and social stability scale.
Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 08:13 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:09 PM (KZzsI
The old 'you don't look xx age! I like older men. All the guys my age are immature! Can I have your credit card number and pin??'
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 08:13 PM (Q87rR)
Posted by: Biden at March 30, 2021 08:11 PM (ldmQR)
I said, a YAM, goddamnit! Not a potato!
Sheesh.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:13 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: rhomboid
And I'm on board. Produce his replacement.
Until there is one, let's not throw him out yet.
If he gets all squishy like Noem, then the hell with him... I'm done voting for squishes. But he's catching flak so that makes me thing they're scared of him.
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2021 08:13 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2021 08:12 PM (2DOZq)
My grandfather's mother was 16 when she became the third wife of a 65 year old Civil War veteran.
Times were tough.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 08:14 PM (yQpMk)
That's my fear - they're going after anyone who even smells of conservatism.
It does make me wonder why Gowdy got out of the game... What did they have on him? Eh... he's doing well for himself now.
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2021 07:52 PM (U1eOr)
I'm guessing nothing at all.
Gowdy saw up close how corrupted the system truly was, and saved his own hide by leaving after 8 years. He'd had enough, and has a growing family.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2021 08:14 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2021 07:51 PM (E0OEG)
His dad is a very wealthy man. I have had some dealings with him and he is not one to fuck around.
I think he is retired now.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 30, 2021 08:14 PM (R/m4+)
That is why this is my favorite President of all time and my goddamned hero
Posted by: The Maskless Avenger at March 30, 2021 08:14 PM (87eBR)
So maybe treat it more like the joke that it was meant to be and not the absolute pinnacle of morality.
Posted by: Sjg at March 30, 2021 08:14 PM (gDSJf)
The same FBI that had Mueller and Weissmann, who were besties with Whitey Bulger.
The FBI is worse than useless. They are a Stasi-like organization that hounds enemies of the State while letting real threats to the nation slide.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2021 08:14 PM (s2VJv)
Horse, barn door, yadda yadda yadda.
I dislike those things too.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2021 08:15 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2021 08:15 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Biden at March 30, 2021 08:15 PM (ldmQR)
and dangerous in my case....
Madame Olafson carries a machine gun at work periodically.
Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 08:15 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 30, 2021 08:15 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2021 08:15 PM (VP4Cd)
excuses? For what? For an entirely unsubstantiated charge by BLACKMAILERS that he paid for the air flight for a girl alleged to be 17?
what is annoying the fuck out of me is the Virtue One-Upsmanship I'm seeing. No one here is a pedophile, I'm imagining. But it seems to me that some people are so determined to demonstrate their non-pedophile bona fides that they're ratcheting up the age at which a girl becomes, yes, a legal woman.
"Wait, you're attracted to 18 year olds? Not me -- I insist that they're old enough to buy cigarettes.
Wait, did i say old enough to buy cigarettes? I meant old enough to see the mid-20s break on car insurance.
It's like people are just ratcheting the age of consent up to the age of their *wives.*
Posted by: Eric Fartwell at March 30, 2021 08:15 PM (5+1A/)
Now do homosexuality.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
I got kind of turned around there, but at this point I'd vote for Ric Grennell in a heartbeat. Love the sinner, hate the sin.
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2021 08:16 PM (U1eOr)
He's better as a prosecutor anyway.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:16 PM (KZzsI)
For crying out loud. How old does a woman have to be before someone can finally fuck her?
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:54 PM (5+1A/)
Another question not asked at The Villages.
Well, it is asked, but for different reasons.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2021 08:16 PM (sy5kK)
About an hour or so ago, I saw a link whilst doing the roundup for tomorrow morning stating Gaetz might be thinking of leaving Congress and joining Newsmax or OAN.
Hmm... Interesting timing with this post.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2021 08:16 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2021 08:15 PM (VP4Cd)
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Well, it's either a scam or the girl in question has serious daddy issues.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 30, 2021 08:16 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:54 PM (5+1A/)
"If there's grass on the field, play ball!"
- - Not a Sefton-ism
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2021 08:17 PM (s2VJv)
When I was a post-doc (~ 27 or so) in Berkeley I dated a gal who was 19, a graduate of Berkeley High School (and the daughter of a bigwig at Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory).
She was light years more worldly than I was, and I was no ingenue. She talked unconcernedly about a number of her friends who had died from drug overdoses, pretty much the way she'd talk about what she had for lunch.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:17 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Roman P. at March 30, 2021 08:17 PM (W4eKo)
Its no joke, I'm a boring, broke, ill 55 year old. The only time an 18 year old wants to talk to me is if its a relative or they're trying to fundraise. Or scam me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:17 PM (KZzsI)
"Stop calling DC a swamp. A swamp contains an amazing ecosystem. Call it what it really is, a festering sewer full of diseased feces, rats and cockroaches."
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2021 08:17 PM (L2ZTs)
I'm the one who would be jealous not off put .
I just deleted my other snark .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2021 08:18 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2021 08:15 PM (VP4Cd)
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Well, it's either a scam or the girl in question has serious daddy issues.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 30, 2021 08:16 PM (2SdPm)
I was going to see serious ophthalmological issues, but sure.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2021 08:18 PM (s2VJv)
What's that song that goes she's just 16 years old?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 08:18 PM (1EFAo)
Posted by: Biden at March 30, 2021 08:18 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2021 08:18 PM (0UNjH)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 30, 2021 08:18 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:18 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2021 08:15 PM (VP4Cd)
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Well, it's either a scam or the girl in question has serious daddy issues.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 30, 2021 08:16 PM (2SdPm)
I think the trick is to bribe her seeing eye dog with treats.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:18 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2021 08:15 PM (VP4Cd
Like Clint Eastwood says, 'A man has got to know his limitations!'
I can look in the mirror.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 08:18 PM (Q87rR)
***
This should possibly be permanently embedded on the front page of the site somewhere as very good advice.
Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 30, 2021 08:19 PM (bm04m)
lol... if only we didn't have all that overpolicing.
Posted by: Marcus Gravey at March 30, 2021 08:19 PM (Qg4rk)
Well ace you kind of have two groups going on. You have that. You also have the ones that are just saying they can't imagine spending time with a girl that young because of lack of common interest/life growth.
Then you've got the "he bangs young women! He actually wants to screw his adopted son!"
Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2021 08:19 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2021 08:19 PM (E0OEG)
I doubt he invented it, and even if he did, he stumbled on something wise if for no other reason than accident. It really does work out pretty well as a general guideline.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:19 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2021 08:19 PM (0UNjH)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2021 08:19 PM (ugtXL)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 30, 2021 08:18 PM (lgiXo)
Optometry, FTW!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:19 PM (YqDXo)
18 is the age of consent in Floriday??? Can't be. 16 in Georgia.
Anyway, if the man had a girl, I should hope so!
The Swamp's alligators are eating all the pro-Americans that dare tread in D.C.
Posted by: Trippin' at March 30, 2021 08:19 PM (LeNk3)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 07:34 PM (yQpMk)
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You forgot the mission-critical crackdown on garage door nooses, racist.
Posted by: Axeman at March 30, 2021 08:19 PM (xZ0yd)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2021 08:19 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 08:18 PM (Q87rR)
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Lucky!
I've avoided doing that for several years now.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 30, 2021 08:19 PM (2SdPm)
"If there's grass on the field, play ball!"
- - Not a Sefton-ism
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
"If she's old enough to go to the store, she's old enough to get bread" (old enough to get bred. It's a phonetic joke. Kinda needs to be out loud)
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2021 08:19 PM (U1eOr)
Where the press was PLANNING to make an entire smear campaign against Gaetz based on 'anonymous' sources and 'confidential documents' that the plebes never actually got to see.
You were going to see coordinated headlines on CNN, NBC, ABC, CBS, etc, MATT GAETZ INVOLVED WITH FBI OVER ACCUSATIONS OF SEX WITH A MINOR.
Now, just like with the dossier, it sounds like Axios is fucking it up by being willing to actually publish the exact documents and information, displaying for everybody the hatchet job.
These people are disgusting and thoroughly predictable.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at March 30, 2021 08:20 PM (52QgA)
JFK was banging 19 yr old interns in the White House See Mimi Alford for one. He had his people talk them into taking a swim in the WH swimming pool, so he could check them all out. Then he'd ease in the pool with 'em.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 30, 2021 08:20 PM (Mzdiz)
It depends on what the meaning of the word 'be' is.
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:20 PM (zr5Kq)
I know its a scam and still willing to roll with it.
Posted by: Jean at March 30, 2021 08:20 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 07:55 PM (5+1A/)
Agreed, though some here don't agree. His family must be pretty damn well off, if the blackmailers are seeking $25 million in hush money.
That makes Gaetz a trust fund guy. Sugar daddying ain't cheap, and his $175k salary wouldn't cover very much of it.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 30, 2021 08:20 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 30, 2021 08:20 PM (bm04m)
The rule in all likelihood predates Elijah Mohammed *or* and I am kind of wary the implication is that the old southern families I know are big fans of the guy.
Game on.
Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 08:20 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Citizen sans nation at March 30, 2021 08:20 PM (ldmQR)
It's vile, truly. Our culture, and particularly our entertainment industry has been gung-ho on sexualizing children with an assist from PP and public schools.
Not saying that one can't judge Gaetz, simply noting that the MSM-DNC condones -- no, celebrates -- all of that youth sexualization and then melodramatically clutches pearls over Gaetz. Sorry, they don't get to hum WAP and Old Town Road while telling me to hate Gaetz.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2021 08:20 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Romeo13, skeevy!
Ah so desu ka!!
Perhaps I was too hasty in my judgment.
*tugs at chin*
Nah, SMOD needs to target DC right fucking now.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2021 08:21 PM (i4CI5)
Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2021 08:21 PM (E0OEG)
Hell... if a woman my age came on to me I'd at least consider the possibility!
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2021 08:21 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Flatville Bill at March 30, 2021 08:21 PM (tEsMf)
Ok. It was a grocery store.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 08:21 PM (Q87rR)
There's a line in an old Barnaby Jones episode where Jed Clampett says, "I like to shake trees and see what falls out."
The corrupt DOJ sent one of their agents, a confederate, to approach Gaetz with a fake blackmail scheme. The purpose was to shake Gaetz's tree and see what falls out. Then the DOJ would take action.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 08:21 PM (1EFAo)
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2021 08:22 PM (v16oJ)
That is a weird pick up line but it works.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 30, 2021 08:22 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:22 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
LOL! Bad Jay, Bad!! (takes notes)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2021 08:22 PM (ugtXL)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:22 PM (5+1A/)
She also mentioned she preferred older men and that she met guys on a Sugar Daddy dating app.
I wasn't really interested, but it happens.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 30, 2021 08:22 PM (hkAqh)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:22 PM (zr5Kq)
Did I get that right?
I can't figure out why most Americans think the FBI and DoJ are dogshit. It just escapes me.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 30, 2021 08:23 PM (WjGNl)
So you know, ex-California types.
Posted by: The Maskless Avenger at March 30, 2021 08:23 PM (87eBR)
***
I've mentioned it before, but one of the things I've been most fascinated by is how my tastes have changed as I've aged. Yes I'll still admire beauty at the beach, but I find I'm attracted to the MILFs as I get more and more 29.
Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 30, 2021 08:23 PM (bm04m)
I wasn't making fun of the sentiments just the way people phrased it such as "Their bf is going to knock me over the head with a blackjack and take my wallet." I think it's very realistic. You may be broke and ill. You are not boring and you are a kind person, Christopher but I agree, an 18 is trying to pull something over on anyone that's three times her age. I don't go on social media so nobody's trying to hustle me except for the people who want money because their mother in some other state died the third time this year.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2021 08:23 PM (VP4Cd)
Every normal guy thinks teenage girls are pretty, because objectively they are. But that doesn't translate into "and I want to beat them over the head and drag them into an alley" or "I'll trick them into my panel van."
Its dishonest to pretend you don't think they're pretty. But I mean... I found even without being married that when I was with someone I really loved and treated me well, the shine was off EVERY other girl I looked at. I could see that they were attractive, but that pull was gone because the girl of my dreams had all of it, and there was no gravity to spare.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:23 PM (KZzsI)
We text each other. I think mainly because she doesn't know anyone anymore from school and I'm the only one from that time that she can talk to. She's now 61. Jeepers how time does fly!!!
She held up pretty well considering.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2021 08:23 PM (ZLL8y)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 30, 2021 08:23 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats at March 30, 2021 08:24 PM (AlYYP)
I say--Pence is a bad guy, and get scoffed at by the horde.
I say--Roberts is a bad guy, and get scoffed at by the horde.
No one ever says--hey, remember artemis? She predicted this.
Me and Rodney D, with the no respect.
Posted by: artemis at March 30, 2021 08:24 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2021 08:24 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2021 08:21 PM (E0OEG)
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I've been hit on by gals younger than my daughters.
It's both flattering and creepy at the same time.
I also got mistaken as the husband of my daughter one time. We were heading into Walmart with the oldest grandson at the time. (He was still in diapers) Fortunately, the daughter was up to the task of setting things straight, as I was so completely taken aback, I sort of forgot how to use words.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 30, 2021 08:24 PM (2SdPm)
well I prefer good looking milfs too but I can't impose that as a RULE on other people.
It's not a rule.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:24 PM (5+1A/)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 30, 2021 08:24 PM (hkAqh)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2021 07:37 PM (bDqIh)
What's the opposite of surprise.
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2021 08:24 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:24 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:22 PM (5+1A/)
And will you be picking her up on your vespa, and packing supplies in your messenger bag?
Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2021 08:24 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: klaftern at March 30, 2021 08:24 PM (RuIsu)
Let's not throw out everyone who is not an angel. Nobody's an angel. But if they fight for us side, we turn a blind eye to their sins, just like the other side does.
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2021 07:56 PM (U1eOr)
Use their beliefs against them. Because nobody can be perfect or sin-free, even though their beliefs tell them to try.
Posted by: Cloward-Piven strategy at March 30, 2021 08:25 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:22 PM (5+1A/)
***
Refuse any games involving ropes or handcuffs. Or don't carry much cash, I guess.
Don't carry much cash.
Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 30, 2021 08:25 PM (bm04m)
I'm not familiar with any of its roots as a southern aphorism, but a large chunk of it's popularity on internet as a "rule" comes from xkcd.
Posted by: Sjg at March 30, 2021 08:25 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:08 PM (KZzsI)
I thought it was 1/2 plus 27. Oops.
Posted by: 4 at March 30, 2021 08:25 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: John Kricfalusi at March 30, 2021 08:25 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 08:25 PM (yQpMk)
i'll pack a fake ID and a debit card with only $1000 on it.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:25 PM (5+1A/)
Yes I love matches.
Be sure you do not have a female ewok back home who will skin you.
Game on
Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 08:26 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 30, 2021 08:26 PM (hkAqh)
And if yes, can I have her number?
Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2021 08:26 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:25 PM (5+1A/)
And a handcuff key.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2021 08:26 PM (2DOZq)
There are exceptions.
Posted by: Monica Geller at March 30, 2021 08:26 PM (v16oJ)
It's not a rule.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:24 PM (5+1A/)
**
Same here. I'm just speaking for me, firmly and long-time married who ain't risking that for anything young or old.
If I were a billionaire in Vegas I'm sure my tastes would be different. But dumb old average me has been sort of fascinated to see my physical tastes hover around 10 or so years of my own age.
Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 30, 2021 08:27 PM (bm04m)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 30, 2021 08:19 PM (2SdPm)
I have lots of clocks in my house. Not many mirrors. And I avoid them if I can.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2021 08:27 PM (ZLL8y)
If one said something complimentary to me, I'd look over my shoulder to see who was standing behind me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:27 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at March 30, 2021 08:27 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 08:27 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:25 PM (5+1A/)
***
hahaha
"How are you paying today, sir?"
"Vanilla Gift Card."
Posted by: Lysenko -Official dot gov Wyoming COVID vaccination card link, should be 4.25x3.5 at March 30, 2021 08:27 PM (bm04m)
I think 5 year dead 90 year olds were not huge fans of the fella....
Elijah Mohammed popularized it in Black Muslim circles in the 60s, he picked it up from a mix of southern and received Muslim wisdom.
It works.
Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 08:27 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:28 PM (zr5Kq)
Dad and I used to have that problem. We traveled a lot because we were good friends too. I think once or twice we played along. Just cause he got a kick out of messing with people.
Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2021 08:28 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:28 PM (zr5Kq)
LOL. You funny guys redeemed what was a depressing thread.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2021 08:28 PM (VP4Cd)
"damn she's amazing looking but way young, wish I was her age"
to
"its game on mama"
Guys might lie and say they do not find teenagers attractive, but straight men do, because that's how God made em; really pretty. God bless them, they're like flowers to admire.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:28 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 30, 2021 08:29 PM (IYHxL)
Funny stories about young things. Some people (including doctors) tell me I look young for my age. In my mid-40s, a checkout girl, oh around 18 - 20 started flirting with me. I was figuring she wasn't serious, but she persisted. I quickly worked in that I was 45 or 46 or whatever it was. She sort of threw up in her mouth a little bit.
Another one, I was about 50. Kid at the checkout asks to see my ID for buying wine. I ask him to tell me I old I look to him. He studies me for a minute and says, "28?" He was an idiot.
And on the other hand, I was helping a neighbor of mine, a couple years younger than me, get his internet working (he has to mooch of his sister, using a long range wireless unit). He's got a daughter, 8 or so, and she was talking to me and blurted out, "Daddy says y'all are about the same age, but you look so much older than he does!"
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 30, 2021 08:29 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 30, 2021 08:29 PM (flINI)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2021 08:29 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2021 08:29 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Eat The Eloi at March 30, 2021 08:29 PM (V3EEC)
Posted by: Biden at March 30, 2021 08:30 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2021 08:30 PM (VP4Cd)
Yeah I have self esteem issues. What of it?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 30, 2021 08:30 PM (lgiXo)
1/2 + 27 gets you stared at in a different way....maybe
Scarily my last mistress would break the rule up.
48/2+27=51....
and she is now 57......
Milfs yum
Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 08:30 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2021 08:29 PM (2DOZq)
Or had a really good fake ID. Or flirted hard with the bouncer.
Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2021 08:30 PM (vMCab)
Star Wars is on. It's the episode with Mr Peterson as a killer.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 08:30 PM (1EFAo)
I don't recommend picking up anyone that young that's a stranger. Unless you want to ask for ID and that could blow the whole thing up. But probably better that way than have the cops breaking in the door to the motel room later.
Lots of girls these days know how to make themselves look way older than they are and have that attitude about how funny it would be. See they know they won't pay any price. (well unless they pick the wrong guy and wind up in a ditch somewhere).
Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2021 08:30 PM (ZLL8y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 30, 2021 08:30 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 08:27 PM (yQpMk)
It's good to see someone remembers the traditional ways.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 30, 2021 08:31 PM (F0YaR)
A young lady is hit on by an elderly man all night at a bar. He tells her he's amazing in bed and she won't regret it. She seriously doubts it but in the end, the booze and the curiosity get the best of her.
They go to a hotel room and he excuses himself to the bathroom. When he finally comes out, he's wearing earmuffs, cowboy boots and nose plugs.
She busts out laughing and asks him, what's with the earmuffs? He's says, that's so I can concentrate with all your moaning going on.
Ok, she says, what's with the boots? He says, that's for traction on those sheets.
She's dying laughing and finally asks about the nose plugs, swearing that if he says anything about fish she will beat his ass.
Well, it's not what you're thinking, he says. He holds up a condom and says, I just can't stand the smell of burning rubber!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 08:31 PM (Q87rR)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at March 30, 2021 08:31 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 08:31 PM (yQpMk)
You know, I have two friends who married men who were over 30 years older (first marriage, lasted a long time) but both had an alcoholic father.
Paging Dr. Freud.
Posted by: artemis at March 30, 2021 08:31 PM (AwPyG)
So interesting this is the left's go to charge now!
Posted by: Boswell at March 30, 2021 08:32 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Romeo13, Now with MORE Skeeve! at March 30, 2021 08:32 PM (oHd/0)
It just occurred to me that Star Wars had three "trial" episodes.
Kirk went on trial for killing a crew member.
Spock went on trial for helping Pike.
Scotty went on trial for killing chicks.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 08:32 PM (1EFAo)
Did I get that right?
I can't figure out why most Americans think the FBI and DoJ are dogshit. It just escapes me.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 30, 2021 08:23 PM (WjGNl)
But ... but ... he reportedly PAID for her travel! Have you at last no decency?
Because that's totally different from paying for dinner and a show.
Hell, when I was single I paid for girlfriends' travel (and they were my age, but broke).
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:32 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: artemis at March 30, 2021 08:24 PM (AwPyG)
Yeah, I don't believe that.
Posted by: Eat The Eloi at March 30, 2021 08:32 PM (V3EEC)
I tell ya, I banged a passel full of much older women and they didn't seem to care that I was 18.
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2021 08:33 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:33 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Pike at March 30, 2021 08:33 PM (W4eKo)
In the trailer park, a dude with an OxyContin, $300, and a 2018 Ford Mustang is a multi millionaire.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 30, 2021 08:33 PM (hkAqh)
Spock went on trial for helping Pike.
Scotty went on trial for killing chicks.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 08:32 PM (1EFAo)
Courtmartial was by far the best, imo.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 30, 2021 08:33 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2021 08:33 PM (ZLL8y)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 30, 2021 08:33 PM (1lmB+)
older (first marriage, lasted a long time) but both had an alcoholic
father.
Paging Dr. Freud.
The daughter of a good friend of my father's married a man in his late 50s, when she was mid-20s. The father was NOT happy. Anyway, a few years later she divorced him and is now happily married - to another woman.
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2021 08:33 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 30, 2021 08:33 PM (hkAqh)
and the girls' lack of teeth is an advantage.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 08:33 PM (yQpMk)
I tell ya, I banged a passel full of much older women and they didn't seem to care that I was 18.
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2021 08:33 PM (6iURM)
1920's were a hoot !
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:34 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:34 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 30, 2021 08:34 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2021 08:34 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 30, 2021 08:33 PM (1lmB
Still more reliable than CNN.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 08:34 PM (Q87rR)
That reminds me: Teddy Kennedy married the daughter of a good friend.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2021 08:35 PM (bDqIh)
Solid money on two things: it was an attempted shakedown and some McCabe partisans leaked this to hurt Gaetz
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 30, 2021 08:35 PM (puu6v)
Because that's totally different from paying for dinner and a show.
Yeah, but nobody expects sex just for buying dinner and a sho.....never mind.
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2021 08:35 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 08:35 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2021 08:29 PM (2DOZq)
Please.
Get help. Seriously.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:35 PM (YqDXo)
Me in 1991: She's 18? Damn, she's fine!
Me in 2021: Who the hell let her out of the house looking like that?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 30, 2021 08:35 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2021 08:30 PM (vMCab)
Yeah but your ' she said she was 21 and she was in the bar drinking' would be an affirmative defense.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 30, 2021 08:35 PM (2DOZq)
Girl I went to high school got into drugs and became an addict. She was hanging out in the parking lot of a skeevy liquor store outside of town giving old mean BJs for money. Early 20s, and some of those guys were in their 60s.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 30, 2021 08:35 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:34 PM (zr5Kq)
they don't call it the whoring twenties for nuttin
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2021 08:35 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 30, 2021 08:36 PM (8z/E5)
I think people may be thinking "oh this poor innocent young girl."
Well, 1, have you heard stories of what these "innocent young girls" have been up to the past ten years?
And 2, if a girl is going away on a trip with an adult man -- and there's no father stopping this -- i'm thinking she makes decisions independently of daddy and therefore is legally competent. And also, she probably understands the guy is interested in sex.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:36 PM (5+1A/)
Posted by: Tio Hector Salamanca at March 30, 2021 08:36 PM (gax1g)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2021 08:34 PM (OTzUX)
and yet you didn't think to grab some matches on the off chance you would later fall in with Morons. Selfish.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2021 08:36 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2021 08:35 PM (v16oJ)
You don't expect it, necessarily, but it's like buying a hunting license. Will you bag a deer? Maybe. But if you don't try, you won't get.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:36 PM (YqDXo)
She was hanging out in the parking lot of a skeevy liquor store outside of town giving old mean BJs for money.
Old mean BJ's are not pleasant, but still, it's a BJ.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 08:37 PM (1EFAo)
Of
Them
Let it go. Nobody in the GOP is "going to save you." Quite making excused for this shit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 30, 2021 08:05 PM (3H9h1)
Yep, I am at that point.
Posted by: April at March 30, 2021 08:37 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:27 PM (YqDXo)
Welcome to my world.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2021 08:37 PM (2JVJo)
SEE? ME TOO!!! THEY WON'T STOP SENDING ME MESSAGES!!!
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:37 PM (5+1A/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2021 08:37 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 30, 2021 08:36 PM (8z/E5)
Masturbatin' Pete Johnson is right!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at March 30, 2021 08:37 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:36 PM (5+1A/)
The tipoff being that he's breathing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:37 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 30, 2021 08:38 PM (f5JUw)
Justice Department would attempt to frame an innocent Republican
officeholder with salacious sexual allegations.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete
Yeah, yeah, pull the other one. Wait!
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2021 08:38 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2021 08:37 PM (63Dwl)
Yep. Disgusting, isn't it?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:38 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:38 PM (zr5Kq)
I was living in silicon valley and meeting anyone interesting enough to spend more than an hour socializing with was not so easy. It feels like everyone one there got raped bad in the Darien gap, or maybe had to eat their grandma crossing the Donner pass, and they are all traumatized and all they can do is work and be assholes.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 30, 2021 08:38 PM (1lmB+)
Posted by: Pike
*Ding!*
Posted by: Tio Hector Salamanca at March 30, 2021 08:36 PM (gax1g)
s'awright
Posted by: Señor Wences at March 30, 2021 08:38 PM (yQpMk)
>Never. Put the sammich on the nightstand and drop your panties.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 30, 2021 08:39 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2021 08:39 PM (OTzUX)
"old mean" supposed to be old men, of course.
When I heard that about her, I thought that was about as low as it got. Now, that would make her Grammy material.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 30, 2021 08:39 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:40 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: whig at March 30, 2021 07:56 PM (pO7gM)
Been saying this for a while, even less reason now technology - er - I mean covid being what it is. They should only be allowed in DC for X number of days, and those days chosen at random. I'm convinced they're convinced all those monuments and marble columns are for them. Fuck 'em, make them live with their constituents and make their visits to DC a hell on earth.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 30, 2021 08:40 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2021 08:40 PM (bDqIh)
>Never. Put the sammich on the nightstand and drop your panties.
Wow
Time to say bye-bye to this thread.
Have a good evening!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2021 08:40 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2021 08:40 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 30, 2021 08:40 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 30, 2021 08:41 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at March 30, 2021 08:41 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 30, 2021 08:33 PM (1lmB)
It's your lucky day! First, some rando Nigerian prince wants to help you get a few million bucks, then this! Woot!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:41 PM (YqDXo)
this is a funny point which I denounce
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:41 PM (5+1A/)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2021 08:41 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 30, 2021 08:41 PM (f5JUw)
Completely accurate points, sir.
The other thing that should be duly noted is that 18 year olds be f*cking like rabbits. Just generally other 18 year olds.
In fact, they are banging at 13 years old and younger.
I'm not an advocate of that, but it's a fact.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 30, 2021 08:41 PM (hkAqh)
He could be the muscle guy from those old health projector films in school.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at March 30, 2021 08:41 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 3
Once again everyone assumes the
Lying liars are , just this one time , telling the truth
I believe nothing the government says
Posted by: LASue at March 30, 2021 08:42 PM (Ed8Zd)
Don't judge.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2021 08:42 PM (ugtXL)
>Never. Put the sammich on the nightstand and drop your panties.
somewhere in between never and not ever
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2021 08:42 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: Swamper at March 30, 2021 08:42 PM (gax1g)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 08:42 PM (Q87rR)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:43 PM (zr5Kq)
Makes me think of... I think it was Undercover Brother, where the black guy talks about how he had sex with a blonde girl and all the black guys are totally interested in details until they notice the black women around and are suddenly all "that's awful, how could you??"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:43 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2021 08:43 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2021 08:43 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: sven at March 30, 2021 08:43 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2021 08:43 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:43 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 30, 2021 08:43 PM (f5JUw)
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2021 08:43 PM (uEbPt)
That was my question.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at March 30, 2021 08:44 PM (lmikk)
Paging Gen. Flynn, paging Gen. Flynn...
Posted by: Romeo13, Now with MORE Skeeve! at March 30, 2021 08:44 PM (oHd/0)
then where BATS?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 30, 2021 08:44 PM (1EFAo)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:43 PM (zr5Kq)
and they're grateful.
Posted by: George Washington at March 30, 2021 08:44 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:44 PM (5+1A/)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:44 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at March 30, 2021 08:44 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2021 08:43 PM (OTzUX)
Probably a great way to find trannies.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:45 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2021 08:43 PM (uEbPt)
No hotels let you smoke in room anymore, so no more matches.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 08:45 PM (Q87rR)
https://tinyurl.com/Not-Actually-In-Production
Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2021 08:45 PM (i4CI5)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:45 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2021 08:45 PM (OTzUX)
I don't even *joke* about being on the "dating" scene right now. I have a few male friends in it, and it's every bit the 15th circle of hell it's cracked up to be.
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2021 08:45 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:44 PM (5+1A/)
*clicks to next Viewmaster scene*
Posted by: George Washington at March 30, 2021 08:45 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:44 PM (zr5Kq)
I have a box of matches I bought around 10 years ago, but when was the last time you saw a small box for lighting cigarettes?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at March 30, 2021 08:46 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:43 PM (zr5Kq)
yeah, like packing up their shit and going home
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2021 08:46 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: Swamper at March 30, 2021 08:42 PM (gax1g)
Get serious, you MFers LWAYS get your graft, you just have to work harder at it when you're not in DC!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at March 30, 2021 08:46 PM (hOUT3)
First , you are all believing that it is true. That is exactly what they want you to believe.
Second, 25 million is a lot of money for a congressman to come up with. Is he independently wealthy.Third, notice the first thing they point out is that he is a Trump booster. That should tell you exactly what is goingon here.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 30, 2021 08:46 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2021 08:46 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2021 08:46 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at March 30, 2021 08:44 PM (lmikk)
That's the governor of Michigan, no?
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2021 08:47 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 08:47 PM (Q87rR)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:44 PM (5+1A/)
*clicks to next Viewmaster scene*
Posted by: George Washington at March 30, 2021 08:45 PM (yQpMk)
Mad Max beyond thunderdome ref?!?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at March 30, 2021 08:47 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2021 08:47 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 30, 2021 08:47 PM (4a9Vv)
First , you are all believing that it is true. That is exactly what they want you to believe.
Second, 25 million is a lot of money for a congressman to come up with. Is he independently wealthy.Third, notice the first thing they point out is that he is a Trump booster. That should tell you exactly what is going on here.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 30, 2021 08:46 PM (sd8p
I think it's pretty clear.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:47 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:47 PM (5+1A/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at March 30, 2021 08:46 PM (lmikk)
At a fancy restaurant, before covids. They still have them.
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:48 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 30, 2021 08:48 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at March 30, 2021 08:48 PM (hOUT3)
A full court press of sorts when you think of it.
Posted by: Deeply Closeted Super Duper Straight Carlos Danger at March 30, 2021 08:48 PM (IObec)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2021 08:49 PM (OTzUX)
That's true about the mental age, which may account for this: I started to get hit on by way younger women/girls when I hit 50 than I did in my Thirties/Forties. Hardly alone in that regard, either.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 30, 2021 08:49 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at March 30, 2021 08:46 PM (lmikk)
Cigarettes? No.
Torching the inner city? You betcha. Gonna happen when Chauvin gets acquitted.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:49 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2021 08:45 PM (Q87rR)
There are motels with rooms set aside for smoking permitted.
Look for the lower rent ones like Fairway Inn, Dolphin Inn, etc. and owned by Mr. Patel.
Your right though, no more matches.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 30, 2021 08:49 PM (R/m4+)
--------
That had to be rough duty for the Chinese spy.
Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2021 08:49 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2021 08:46 PM (6iURM)
you have got to write your memoirs, what else have you got to do ?
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2021 08:49 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 30, 2021 08:49 PM (tZ2cV)
Try just meeting someone. And if you do, you're talking, she's likely busy swiping. Wonder what the hell happened to society, look at the warped mating scene.
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2021 08:50 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at March 30, 2021 08:50 PM (lmikk)
But, wow.
But, also, more than likely, very woke, because, Trader Joes.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 30, 2021 08:50 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Owlkitty at March 30, 2021 08:50 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 30, 2021 08:50 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 30, 2021 08:52 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 30, 2021 08:50 PM (2SdPm)
Now try Hole Foodz!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at March 30, 2021 08:52 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 30, 2021 08:53 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2021 08:50 PM (uEbPt)
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Heh, I was on a dating site, and wound up meeting the lovely Mrs. Blake at work. She worked for a company on a floor above me and let me know she was available. I didn't say no, obviously.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 30, 2021 08:53 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at March 30, 2021 08:54 PM (d9Cw3)
That's good to hear!!!!
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2021 08:54 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 30, 2021 08:53 PM (sd8p
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Exception proves the rule.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 30, 2021 08:54 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 30, 2021 08:53 PM (sd8p
Now do gun shows!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at March 30, 2021 08:56 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2021 08:57 PM (5+1A/)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 30, 2021 08:50 PM (H5knJ)
Exactly my take.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:58 PM (YqDXo)
I didn't know that, but I'll give anyone one misstep. I'd extend that even to Kristi Noem, if she'd immediately and unequivocally backtracked on her initial position.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2021 08:59 PM (YqDXo)
I don't watch Fox so have forgotten the name ... but another congressmen, seemed conservative, left to work at Fox, said nothing gets done in Congress, better to try at a news network. ... Just have to wonder how often the FBI is destroying people or "making them an offer they can't refuse", if they are not outright Arkanciding/heart-attacking their political threats. (threat to revealing FBI criminality/sedition/treason)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 30, 2021 09:02 PM (Cus5s)
Great point. Scarborough got all Company Town when the dead intern turned up in his congressional office.
That sa said, unless Gaetz's trim was a CCP spy, I don't give a shit.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 30, 2021 09:05 PM (puu6v)
Also, the people who work there are pleasant and helpful. Will even go look in the back for something that is missing on the shelf. Try to get someone to do that a regular grocery store.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 30, 2021 09:10 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 30, 2021 09:12 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Luigi'sIndexFinger at March 30, 2021 09:15 PM (3zin8)
One of the first things the authors wrote is that -- if you were even reading their book -- you probably wanted to lose weight. Neither age, nor lifestyle, nor health condition seemed relevant -- the authors proposed the same "itinerary" for everyone.
The recommended start is limiting carbs to 60 grams per day -- every day -- until reaching 15-20 pounds from your ideal weight. Next stage is 5 grams more per day for 1 week. If the weight loss stops, you've found your unique number (65 grams per day). But if weight loss continues -- even if at a slower pace -- try 70 grams daily for a week (then re-evaluate). In other words, you eventually "find" your unique number by coasting into it.
Posted by: Kathy at March 30, 2021 09:19 PM (h3RRP)
Posted by: DougT at March 30, 2021 09:27 PM (Dky//)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2021 09:28 PM (JMMlQ)
Boy, it is so hard to keep track of the smears coming from the news media nowadays.
Aint it Hunter?
Posted by: Loki at March 30, 2021 07:54 PM (KqiMr)
This.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 30, 2021 09:42 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Rbastid at March 31, 2021 01:15 AM (kg/g/)
18 USC 2423 Transportation of Minors
"...imprisoned not LESS than 10 years to life."
This seems to be "confirmation through projection" by the Democratic clients of Jeffrey Epstein, "defining deviancy down".
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at March 31, 2021 03:59 AM (EMi53)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 30, 2021 07:57 PM (roAcN)
Good question.
Posted by: m at March 31, 2021 05:34 AM (cME97)
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I had no chance to finish this thread yesterday but it was worth it coming back for this.
Posted by: Loki at March 31, 2021 11:51 AM (KqiMr)
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