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Have You Heard About The Kneeling NFL QB Facing 16 Lawsuits For Sexual Assault?
[Buck Throckmorton]
Have you heard about the star NFL quarterback who’s facing 16 lawsuits from women around the country accusing him of sexual assault?
“Texans QB Deshaun Watson faces 16 lawsuits alleging sexual assault, misconduct” If you get your news from the mainstream media, you probably haven’t. Heck, even if you get your news from the nation’s premier sports network, you likely aren’t hearing much about this major story. Accusers are coming forward so fast that the number may already be above 16 by the time you read this post. Some of the more graphic accusations can be found here From Clay Travis at OutkickIn fact, as I write this today, ESPN doesn’t even have the 16 women accusing Watson of sexual assault as one of its top sports stories. There are top stories involving Dan Snyder buying the rest of the Washington Football Team, the Bucs and Patriots signing players to extensions, Jay Graham resigning as an assistant coach for Alabama, MLB taking steps to limit doctoring baseballs, but not one story about a star quarterback in the NFL facing sexual assault allegations from 16 different women?Similar to the technique used by Harvey Weinstein and other creeps swept up in the Me-Too purge of “male-feminists,” Watson’s alleged crimes involved getting the women alone, and then seeking to expand the coverage area of the massage.
What’s more, these weren’t therapeutic massages related to his career as an athlete. Watson had access to these kind of massage therapists with the Houston Texans. No, this wasn’t that. Watson was hunting for women he was attracted to online, for strangers, and then he was paying them to join him in private rooms where he then allegedly pressured them into sexual activity after arriving nearly fully nude for the massages they were there to provide. That’s the very definition, if you read the complaints, of predatory sexual behavior. And he likely did this so there would be no witnesses to his actions, so it was just his word against the masseuse’s word.Below is a picture of Deshaun Watson during the National Anthem of the Thanksgiving Day game in Detroit a few months ago.
(buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com)
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 26, 2021 04:26 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 26, 2021 04:26 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 26, 2021 04:26 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 04:27 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 26, 2021 04:28 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 26, 2021 04:28 PM (gryET)
Posted by: John Conyers (D) at March 26, 2021 04:28 PM (Uu/P5)
No love for Watson. It wouldn't surprise me if all 16 allegations were true but it also wouldn't surprise me if someone set up honey traps. Who benefits?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2021 04:28 PM (mht8P)
That's certainly inequality.
Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 26, 2021 04:28 PM (jYrdS)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2021 04:29 PM (mht8P)
That's certainly inequality.
Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 26, 2021 04:28 PM (jYrdS)
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That's nothing.
Jessica Lawrence chose to give up her body to producers to get the lead in The Hunger Games, after which she became one of the highest paid actresses in Hollywood.
She's the real oppressed on in our society.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 04:29 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 26, 2021 04:29 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 26, 2021 04:29 PM (CPxG5)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2021 04:29 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 26, 2021 04:30 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2021 04:30 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 26, 2021 04:30 PM (cwI4U)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 26, 2021 04:30 PM (VVEnO)
The first allegation I assumed was Houston team owners sending a message. But 16?
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 26, 2021 04:30 PM (gryET)
16 of them?
Also. Wasn't another one of these guys accused of assaulting an Uber Driver or three?
Seems to me that the NFL has a problem with their star QBs.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 04:30 PM (Uu/P5)
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2021 04:30 PM (b6yXM)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2021 04:30 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 26, 2021 04:31 PM (OypCz)
She's the real oppressed on in our society.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 04:29 PM (LvTSG)
Jennifer Lawrence ?
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 26, 2021 04:31 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2021 04:29 PM (Cxk7w)
It's his new reality show. "Nood Time with Deshaun Watson."
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 26, 2021 04:31 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 26, 2021 04:31 PM (BD0Jm)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2021 04:31 PM (GPwVZ)
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 26, 2021 04:31 PM (GBZnB)
These instances, heinous as the are, aren't even the reason why.
My reason goes back to Darryl Stingley.
Posted by: navybrat, proudly in plaid. at March 26, 2021 04:31 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: 4 at March 26, 2021 04:31 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 26, 2021 04:31 PM (M+Lyo)
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Like I need to accurately remember her name.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 04:31 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 04:31 PM (uxJPn)
How many have been credibly accused of Rape, Sexual Assault, etc. in the last 5 years?
Pretty high hit rate if you are asking me.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 04:31 PM (Uu/P5)
Posted by: Al Gore, Rapist at March 26, 2021 04:31 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 26, 2021 04:32 PM (lgiXo)
Ooooohhh,saw that name this morning had no idea whohe was
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2021 04:30 PM (Cxk7w)
__________
He plays for Houston, which doesn't exist for the media.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2021 04:32 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 26, 2021 04:32 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Bob Kraft at March 26, 2021 04:32 PM (Uu/P5)
Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 26, 2021 04:32 PM (jYrdS)
Jessica Lawrence chose to give up her body to producers to get the lead in The Hunger Games
Pics?
Posted by: Jean at March 26, 2021 04:32 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Max Power at March 26, 2021 04:32 PM (Hucnr)
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 26, 2021 04:31 PM (GBZnB)
They keep crashing the vehicles, don't they.
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 26, 2021 04:32 PM (II3Gr)
Was it 16 different women, or one woman 16 times? Inquiring minds of low IQ seek the answer.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 26, 2021 04:32 PM (N/gDA)
Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2021 04:32 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 26, 2021 04:32 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 04:32 PM (uxJPn)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 26, 2021 04:32 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 04:30 PM (Uu/P5)
FTFY
between the murders, rapes, thugs, etc. I'm kind of shocked the NFL hasn't been run roughshod by the feds yet.
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 04:33 PM (8D42x)
Jennifer Lawrence chose to give up her body to producers to get the lead in The Hunger Games
Pics?
Posted by: Jean at March 26, 2021 04:32 PM (Xih1H)
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There was a fappening.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 04:33 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Andrew at March 26, 2021 04:33 PM (zRR8c)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 26, 2021 04:33 PM (VVEnO)
Showing up naked, however...not as well received.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 04:33 PM (Uu/P5)
Pics?
Posted by: Jean at March 26, 2021 04:32 PM (Xih1H)
The fappening haz them
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 04:33 PM (uxJPn)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Is Holding after the fact a penalty?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 26, 2021 04:33 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2021 04:33 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 26, 2021 04:34 PM (cmhPJ)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 26, 2021 04:34 PM (gryET)
Showing up naked, however...not as well received.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 04:33 PM (Uu/P5)
It's all about timing, I suppose.
And if you have a sheet covering you or not
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 04:34 PM (uxJPn)
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Jennifer, Jessica. I've heard it both ways, Gus.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at March 26, 2021 04:34 PM (Woqjk)
Those elites ste sure gonna need those massive tax breaks Trump gave them
But for us? Those tax breaks are over our rates ar e going up
Posted by: Proud Moderate at March 26, 2021 04:34 PM (vWI0J)
Absolutely.
But nobody who isn't a fan would recognize anyone but the QBs, really.
And the QBs are a small Pool who apparently do the Yeoman's work when it comes to sexual assaults.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 04:34 PM (Uu/P5)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2021 04:33 PM (mht8P)
Good news?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 04:34 PM (uxJPn)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang
That racsis!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 26, 2021 04:34 PM (Rvt88)
Jessica Lawrence chose to give up her body to producers to get the lead in The Hunger Games
Pics?
Posted by: Jean at March 26, 2021 04:32 PM (Xih1H)
They're out there. Or were. Among that huge batch of "leaked" photos of nekkid actresses, a/k/a "The Fappening."
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 26, 2021 04:34 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 26, 2021 04:34 PM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 26, 2021 04:34 PM (kTF2Z)
But the GOAT sleeps with a super-model, anything else would be a downgrade.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 26, 2021 04:34 PM (CPxG5)
What video? Oh, that. My high dollar lawyers took care of that.
Posted by: Bob Kraft, rich prevert at March 26, 2021 04:34 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 26, 2021 04:34 PM (kTF2Z)
And live his life as a gay man?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 26, 2021 04:35 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 26, 2021 04:35 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Jean at March 26, 2021 04:35 PM (Xih1H)
Pics?
Posted by: Jean at March 26, 2021 04:32 PM (Xih1H)
There used to pics all over the internet of Jennifer Lawrence naked and spread wide open. She was hacked. I am sure her father was very proud
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2021 04:35 PM (GPwVZ)
Posted by: Oschisms at March 26, 2021 04:35 PM (BD0Jm)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 04:32 PM (uxJPn)
yeah, brandishing your johnson with its leakiness all over the place isn't though
*pauses*
It is??
Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2021 04:35 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 26, 2021 04:31 PM (GBZnB)
Bob Kraft approves. simplier than going to the same parlor in FLA all the time...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 04:35 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 26, 2021 04:36 PM (cwI4U)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang
That racsis!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 26, 2021 04:34 PM (Rvt8
LOL!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 04:36 PM (uxJPn)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 26, 2021 04:36 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: The FNM at March 26, 2021 04:36 PM (qlFIA)
What...like an O'Keefe?
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 04:36 PM (Uu/P5)
But the GOAT sleeps with a super-model, anything else would be a downgrade.
Posted by: Reuben Hick
Unless the upgrade is 2 supermodels.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 26, 2021 04:36 PM (2OsU/)
Pics?
Posted by: Jean at March 26, 2021 04:32 PM (Xih1H)
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There was a fappening.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 04:33 PM (LvTSG)
and it was ...
glorious...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 04:37 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2021 04:35 PM (GPwVZ)
Yikes. While I find her quite attractive today, wasn't she pretty young at the time of the Hunger Games?
Posted by: Wally at March 26, 2021 04:37 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 26, 2021 04:37 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 26, 2021 04:37 PM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at March 26, 2021 04:37 PM (VbI7r)
Except for Strahan with those SpongeBob-lookin' toofs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 26, 2021 04:37 PM (cmhPJ)
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 26, 2021 04:37 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 26, 2021 04:37 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2021 04:37 PM (n2a3G)
Posted by: Dr. Bone
So says a guy named "Dr. Bone".
Posted by: Tonypete at March 26, 2021 04:38 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 26, 2021 04:38 PM (ruftb)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang
That racsis!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 26, 2021 04:34 PM (Rvt8
I am just here for the massages.
Posted by: Hair Kitler at March 26, 2021 04:38 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2021 04:38 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: dartist at March 26, 2021 04:38 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Tiger at March 26, 2021 04:38 PM (Ti+Tv)
Hey, Johnny Ravolta used to grab his masseuse's fingers and try and stick them in his butthole...
Posted by: Anderson Pooper at March 26, 2021 04:38 PM (cNEwX)
Pics?
Posted by: Jean at March 26, 2021 04:32 PM (Xih1H)
There used to pics all over the internet of Jennifer Lawrence naked and spread wide open. She was hacked. I am sure her father was very proud
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2021 04:35 PM (GPwVZ)
it was no Hope Solo's rollo...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 04:38 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2021 04:39 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 26, 2021 04:37 PM (iTXRQ)
I'm with you brutha. This endless parade of freaks and garbage people is really dispiriting. I'm gonna go to the farmers' market and forget all this pollution
Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2021 04:39 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 26, 2021 04:37 PM (VVEnO)
. . . encroachment, and false start.
Posted by: Hair Kitler at March 26, 2021 04:39 PM (KnJdm)
Fuck sportsball.
Posted by: Long gpCoin at March 26, 2021 04:39 PM (qpX6U)
Why, it's almost as if Cal McNair (son of the late owner, Bob, and present CEO of the organization) might've been looking for leverage in the contentious Watson negotiations. *almost*, as if..
Nah, no evidence thereof. Just a whiff of the kind of rot that's always kept out of public view and such.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 26, 2021 04:39 PM (QzJWU)
The NFL (which I no longer watch) has had a serious criminal element problem since the late 70s.
The media is refusing to attack him because the end game is license for the favored and most especially favored people of his demographic to be granted license and exemption from the rule of law.
Posted by: sven at March 26, 2021 04:39 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2021 04:38 PM (VP4Cd)
You're forgetting the old line most recently credited to Charlie Sheen: You aren't paying them for sex; you're paying them to leave.
Posted by: Wally at March 26, 2021 04:39 PM (FJYfm)
But when the owners gave Goodell his requested extra money and perks instead of dumping him, that was like the final nudge for me to cease giving fuck one about the NFL.
I don't GAS if DeShaun is/was just being targeted by a slimy lawyer or is a handsome athlete version of skeevey Weinstein. And I know no one GAS what I have to say about it either but still wanted to type out a rant on something to vent some work stress.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 26, 2021 04:39 PM (Aashi)
Pics?
Posted by: Jean at March 26, 2021 04:32 PM (Xih1H)
There was a fappening.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 04:33 PM (LvTSG)
Uhhh. Think twice if you like JL as an actress.
Her bukaki pics are mega gross. She's got gallons of the stuff on her like she was attacked by a horny troop of rouge elephants.
Can't be unseen and all.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 26, 2021 04:39 PM (EERbD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2021 04:40 PM (KZzsI)
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Right! He's a nice looking guy. And what's he worth now, over 110 million? I'd think there are plenty of women who would crawl over glass to do whatever he'd want.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 26, 2021 04:40 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2021 04:40 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 26, 2021 04:40 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2021 04:35 PM (GPwVZ)
it was no Hope Solo's rollo...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 04:38 PM (8D42x)
Yes Hope Solo also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2021 04:40 PM (GPwVZ)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 26, 2021 04:34 PM (CPxG5)
Not if he got a super-model that didn't kind of look like a dude.
Posted by: buzzion at March 26, 2021 04:40 PM (vMCab)
He's been told he's special and the normal societal rules don't apply his entire life because football. We shouldn't be shocked when this sort of thing happens.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 26, 2021 04:40 PM (gryET)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 26, 2021 04:40 PM (ruftb)
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 26, 2021 04:41 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 26, 2021 04:41 PM (2DOZq)
I think she was 20 during "The Hunger Games".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2021 04:41 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 04:38 PM (8D42x)
That reminds me....Arby's has a five for ten deal going on.
Thanks ST!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 26, 2021 04:41 PM (R/m4+)
I saw it on t.v. or read it on Facebook or Twitter, so it must be true!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 26, 2021 04:41 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: johnd01 at March 26, 2021 04:42 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: qdp "born without the sports gene" steve at March 26, 2021 04:42 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2021 04:42 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2021 04:42 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Rae Carruth at March 26, 2021 04:42 PM (+/j9f)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2021 04:33 PM (mht8P)
Your new tentacles will be a great help in grooming the dogs!
Congrats on another Delilah win BTW (assuming I read an earlier post correctly!!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2021 04:42 PM (hOUT3)
I'd seen the local sex shop's sign that read: Yes, There's An App For That!" and I wondered wtf that meant. Now thanks to this smart military blog, I know the answer.
Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2021 04:42 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2021 04:42 PM (n2a3G)
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 04:38 PM (8D42x)
That reminds me....Arby's has a five for ten deal going on.
Thanks ST!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 26, 2021 04:41 PM (R/m4+)
Mmmm...Horsey Sauce...
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 26, 2021 04:42 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 26, 2021 04:42 PM (L2ZTs)
I must be lost, are we to wonder what dark Machiavellian manipulations are going on in a dark smoky room to force the poor QB to debauch 1 and a 1/3d dozen women?
Please, cut jib, newsletter and all that?
This moonbat player is getting circular firing squadded by Karens he demanded "release his 69th Shakra" like Al Gore....
I say "let them fight."
Posted by: sven at March 26, 2021 04:42 PM (Lzpvj)
But if you boycott the NFL then the terrorists have already won, or something.
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 26, 2021 04:41 PM (II3Gr)
__________
What are you going to do instead, huh? Read books, pursue hobbies, go to church, raise your kids? Get real.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2021 04:43 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 26, 2021 04:40 PM (O
If nothing else he can afford the finest in hookers.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 26, 2021 04:44 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 26, 2021 04:42 PM (L2ZTs)
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Rose goes in the front, big guy.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 26, 2021 04:44 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2021 04:42 PM (n2a3G)
At least we're the same set of freaks we've always been. Good to have stability in life.
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 26, 2021 04:44 PM (II3Gr)
Last year I posted a copy of the 11 March 2020 Forbes article "Does Joe Biden Have Dementia?" About a month ago someone working (or volunteering) for archive.org removed the article from 'community texts' and place it at the newly created community "Off-Center and Outsider."
Posted by: 13times at March 26, 2021 04:44 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 26, 2021 04:44 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2021 04:42 PM (n2a3G)
really makes me want to unplug from all the things
Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2021 04:44 PM (DJFLF)
So Pfizer is testing their vaccine on children and infants. I have a bad feeling about this.
Posted by: Max Power at March 26, 2021 04:32 PM (Hucnr)
........
The clown show needs more two-headed babies in jars.
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2021 04:44 PM (v0R5T)
For decency's sake, I'm just not going to ask how you know this.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 26, 2021 04:44 PM (CPxG5)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 26, 2021 04:44 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 26, 2021 04:45 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 26, 2021 04:45 PM (jYrdS)
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 04:38 PM (8D42x)
It takes dedication to show your tonsils from that angle.
Posted by: 4 at March 26, 2021 04:45 PM (KnJdm)
Can't be unseen and all.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 26, 2021 04:39 PM (EERbD)
The mascara hippos are even worse.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2021 04:45 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2021 04:42 PM (DJFLF)
++++
Okay, so here's the thing. This ties back to a comment I made earlier about buying sex toys on Amazon.
Suppose you're into locking up your johnson. Okay. I don't get it, but you do you. Locking up your pecker harms me not in the least.
But if that *is* your thing, why on this earth or any number of parallel earths would you allow the lock for your dick cage to be controllable via the fucking internet????
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2021 04:45 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2021 04:45 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 26, 2021 04:40 PM (lgiXo)
Roger Goodell is the George Costanza of sports commissioners.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 04:45 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: setnaffa at March 26, 2021 04:45 PM (OQc7P)
I don't know about his football career, maybe he should get into horse racing, the "Breeder's Cup" is coming up next month.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 26, 2021 04:45 PM (N/gDA)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2021 04:45 PM (n2a3G)
The last great festival was three thousand years ago.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 26, 2021 04:46 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 04:46 PM (Uu/P5)
Dudes a multi-millionaire sports icon, he's still trying to get a handy.
Robert Kraft, still visiting the massage parlor.
Jeff Bezos still sending texts of his wanker.
Meanwhile, some hard-working, unknown guy with a decent set of morals and integrity still has his wife of 50 years in love with him and is happy. It's almost as if character matters.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 26, 2021 04:46 PM (cmhPJ)
Did not watch any games at all last season and very few the season before.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2021 04:46 PM (Oq/TM)
Posted by: 13times at March 26, 2021 04:46 PM (K3B2k)
Can't be unseen and all.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 26, 2021 04:39 PM (EERbD)
The mascara hippos are even worse.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2021 04:45 PM (mzC7
Not to mention the Eyeliner Tapirs.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 26, 2021 04:46 PM (EERbD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2021 04:45 PM (mzC7
No shit.
Posted by: Oprah at March 26, 2021 04:46 PM (+/j9f)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2021 04:38 PM (VP4Cd)
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I bet ya dollar to donuts that at least half those woman were given it up for free in hopes of becoming a "baby momma" to a $40 million /year nfl QB. When the rabbit didn't die, allege rape is next step.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at March 26, 2021 04:46 PM (Woqjk)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 26, 2021 04:40 PM (O
As Grandfather Poppins often said, "Ten inches of wallet will get you further than ten inches of cock any day."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2021 04:46 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Bob Kraft at March 26, 2021 04:46 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 26, 2021 04:46 PM (jYrdS)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2021 04:45 PM (Jsjd7)
*throws up hands*
The shame is part of the kink?
Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2021 04:46 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 26, 2021 04:46 PM (J8bDE)
I guess those particular sixteen women don't need celebrating at the moment.
Who'd a thunk?
Maybe mid-summer when everyone's tuned out and on vacation. Some Friday evening. That would be a good time to run a scroll a couple times. Then it can be "old news" by the following Monday and never to be seen again. By the start of NFL training camp, no one will have ever known they existed.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 04:46 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Only Context at March 26, 2021 04:47 PM (xEIoY)
Posted by: Auspex at March 26, 2021 04:47 PM (Xo3T0)
Just the Jets players dress up like showgirls underneath.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 26, 2021 04:47 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Bob Kraft at March 26, 2021 04:47 PM (2DOZq)
Absolutely safe for family viewing.
(From Sunny Skyz website)
https://tinyurl.com/k4bkadvd
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2021 04:47 PM (VP4Cd)
Is that what you are saying?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 26, 2021 04:47 PM (ruftb)
I must be lost, are we to wonder what dark Machiavellian manipulations are going on in a dark smoky room to force the poor QB to debauch 1 and a 1/3d dozen women?
___________
It's not unlikely true. But 16 similar allegations coming out at the same time? During a very contentious contract fight? Something says proceed with caution.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2021 04:47 PM (mht8P)
Shoulda looked us up, dude!
Posted by: The US Secret Service at March 26, 2021 04:47 PM (8DRUP)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2021 04:48 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 26, 2021 04:48 PM (lgiXo)
Found a shop in Long Beach recently called...
Captain Kirk's Water Sports.
(Yes it's real. Website and everything.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 26, 2021 04:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 26, 2021 04:45 PM (L2ZTs)
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I should've socked Crash Davis, but lazy.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 26, 2021 04:49 PM (kTF2Z)
I have my suspicions that Grandfather Poppins didn't say that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2021 04:49 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2021 04:45 PM (mzC7
Not to mention the Eyeliner Tapirs.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 26, 2021 04:46 PM (EERbD)
Heaven help you when the foundation crustaceans come for you.
Posted by: 4 at March 26, 2021 04:49 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 04:38 PM (8D42x)
That reminds me....Arby's has a five for ten deal going on.
Thanks ST!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 26, 2021 04:41 PM (R/m4+)
Mmmm...Horsey Sauce...
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 26, 2021 04:42 PM (II3Gr)
mixed with arby's sauce on a
Beef, Bacon, Cheddar
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 04:49 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2021 04:46 PM (DJFLF)
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Sure, okay. I can even get that. Hand over control to someone else. A dominance and inventive/reward thing. Fair enough.
Here's an idea, in that case: a padlock, a key and a mailing address for someone you trust enough to lock up your johnson. Or even better, someone you know in real life and can visit locally. Not a freaking website.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2021 04:49 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Chris Christie, Fat Ass Freak at March 26, 2021 04:49 PM (R/m4+)
https://tinyurl.com/k4bkadvd
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2021 04:47 PM (VP4Cd)
ohai Fen!
I think there's an App for that
Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2021 04:49 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: The MFM at March 26, 2021 04:49 PM (8DRUP)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2021 04:45 PM (n2a3G)
As with all things there is good and bad but overall I'm fine.
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 26, 2021 04:49 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2021 04:49 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 04:38 PM (8D42x)
It takes dedication to show your tonsils from that angle.
Posted by: 4 at March 26, 2021 04:45 PM (KnJdm)
I genuinely LOL'd at that.
well done...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 04:49 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 26, 2021 04:48 PM (lgiXo)
Abe Lincoln was banging masseuses two at a time.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 26, 2021 04:49 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: qdpsteve
The man has a point, Namath did wear panty hose.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 26, 2021 04:49 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 26, 2021 04:49 PM (ruftb)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2021 04:50 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 26, 2021 04:50 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 26, 2021 04:50 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 26, 2021 04:31 PM (GBZnB)
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The problem with Asian massage parlors is that you're horny again 20 minutes after the happy ending.
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2021 04:50 PM (tnTy7)
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2021 04:49 PM (v0R5T)
Goodell doesn't count?
Posted by: Roy at March 26, 2021 04:50 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 26, 2021 04:50 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: sven at March 26, 2021 04:50 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Orion slave girl at March 26, 2021 04:50 PM (II3Gr)
Passed a Massey Ferguson dealer today. Free Bible, free US flag and a $500 firearm credit with a purchase. God bless America!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2021 04:50 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2021 04:47 PM
He knelt. I hope the accusations are untrue AND that he loses every penny and winds up living in a cardboard box under the bridge.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 26, 2021 04:51 PM (awtm/)
Me neither. I don't want my fridge, my washing machine, my johnson locker, or any other marvel of technology attached to the IoT. My appliances my choice!
Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2021 04:51 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2021 04:47 PM (mht8P)
Maybe when the first one aired, the other victims said, "Hey! That happened to me, too, but I figured nobody would believe me, so I stayed quiet."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2021 04:52 PM (mzC78)
Maybe for people who are trying to control their illegal urges (pedo/rapist).
Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2021 04:52 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 04:30 PM (Uu/P5)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2021 04:52 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2021 04:52 PM (GPwVZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 26, 2021 04:49 PM (Rvt8
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It helped him breath through his eyelids.
Posted by: Annie Savoy at March 26, 2021 04:52 PM (Woqjk)
Maybe for people who are trying to control their illegal urges (pedo/rapist).
Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2021 04:52 PM (UW2ZS)
It's a Submissive thing, for BDSM types.
Not my gig but it's a weird, weird world.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 04:53 PM (ifmtJ)
Cuomo must be jealous.
And while I want to believe Watson is innocent, I've been told that I must "believe all women", so he must be guilty!
Posted by: Thrawn at March 26, 2021 04:53 PM (a+Mub)
Went to Arby's a while back for the first time in years. It was delish so now I'm trying to figure out why I stayed away for so long.
Posted by: all doubt removed at March 26, 2021 04:53 PM (S2eH9)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2021 04:52 PM (UW2ZS)
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No way. Any judge who sentenced someone to wear a state-controlled dick cage would be overturned on appeal and then disrobed and then likely disbarred. Not a chance that is the stated or target use case.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2021 04:53 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Chuck C at March 26, 2021 04:51 PM (awtm/)
Me too. He probably will end up like that, but we'll have to wait until his NFL career is over for it to happen. But it probably will happen.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2021 04:53 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 26, 2021 04:53 PM (yQpMk)
I also kinda think this but, why would the Texans destroy all his trade value? Story is all kinds of weird.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 26, 2021 04:53 PM (PewWa)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2021 04:29 PM (Cxk7w)
It's his new reality show. "Nood Time with Deshaun Watson."
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 26, 2021 04:31 PM (II3Gr)
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Heh. There original title was "Nood Time with Deshaun's Johnson" -- but it didn't rise to expectations in the focus groups.
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2021 04:54 PM (tnTy7)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2021 04:52 PM (UW2ZS)
Oh I see, like Lawrence Talbot used to get people to chain him to an iron post when the moon was full.
Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2021 04:54 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Only Context at March 26, 2021 04:54 PM (xEIoY)
Awww, aren't you precious... Come back when you've killed thousands.
Posted by: Andrew "Nipple Bolts" Cuomo at March 26, 2021 04:55 PM (BvZkh)
Posted by: Mishdog at March 26, 2021 04:55 PM (cqAUI)
Not my gig but it's a weird, weird world.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 04:53 PM (ifmtJ)
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yeah, I get it (I mean, to a point) but a padlock with a key and someone you know in real life or at least through the mail makes so very much more sense. Then you at least have the option of oh, I dunno, cutting the damn lock off if you get betrayed. Instead of blindly handing control over to a website.
I cannot fathom it. IoT is spooky enough, but an IoT sex toy - especially when that sex toy locks up your johnson - is utterly baffling.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2021 04:55 PM (Jsjd7)
That is a strange and disturbing world.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 26, 2021 04:55 PM (PewWa)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 26, 2021 04:55 PM (ruftb)
>Why aren't there any trannies in NASCAR? I'm thinking Bubba Wallace needs a new teammate.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 26, 2021 04:55 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: Only Context at March 26, 2021 04:54 PM (xEIoY)
I blame the Astros for that.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 26, 2021 04:56 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2021 04:51 PM (DJFLF)
I swear it was a Moron, but might have just been a moron, who turned all the internet connected refrigerators at a home depot to pronhub...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 04:56 PM (8D42x)
Looks that way to me!
//@JackAss Dorsey
Posted by: sven at March 26, 2021 04:56 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: 13times at March 26, 2021 04:46 PM (K3B2k)
LOL
They have Neil Postman lumped in there. A prophet is without honor in his home town...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 04:56 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 26, 2021 04:57 PM (yQpMk)
I'm losing all of my innocence here.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 26, 2021 04:57 PM (CPxG5)
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2021 04:58 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 26, 2021 04:58 PM (ruftb)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 26, 2021 04:58 PM (+/j9f)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 26, 2021 04:57 PM (yQpMk)
Society is going to shit. Just last year we were talking about nice things like dick fashion accessories like little hats and monocles. Now dick locks? The world is going insane.
Posted by: 4 at March 26, 2021 04:58 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 26, 2021 04:58 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 26, 2021 04:41 PM (II3Gr)
If you boycott the NFL, it'll just create more NFLs.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2021 04:59 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2021 04:58 PM (v0R5T)
in their defense, so do i...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 04:59 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 04:59 PM (qC1Q6)
Posted by: Knowing stuff like this does not take a genius at March 26, 2021 05:00 PM (rxR5g)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 05:00 PM (qC1Q6)
Posted by: 4 at March 26, 2021 04:58 PM (KnJdm)
This is really nothing new, apart from the computer angle. Victoria sex toys, or the nightmare that is south east asian sex toys are even worse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 05:00 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Only Context at March 26, 2021 04:54 PM (xEIoY)
Yeah, because NFL players are pure as the driven snow.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2021 05:00 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2021 05:00 PM (tnTy7)
So my guess is Watson was trying to avoid the same set up and decided instead to indulge his , um, addiction via calling up massage therapists who do house calls( dumbest thing ever in my opinion) and try to solicit them. And hence his current legal issues. The NFL has suspended him and I think he will stay suspended for a while. The whole treat women with dignity thing.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 26, 2021 05:00 PM (wRxtC)
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2021 04:58 PM (v0R5T)
in their defense, so do i...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 04:59 PM (8D42x)
I just want to be in the lingerie league players...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 05:01 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2021 05:01 PM (Cxk7w)
Dick Glitter, FTW
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 05:01 PM (qC1Q6)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 05:00 PM (ifmtJ)
Yeah, just making stuff up, Mr. Brasswang.
Posted by: 4 at March 26, 2021 05:01 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2021 05:01 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2021 04:28 PM (mht8P)
Maybe if the 16 women were what they claim they are just what they say they are. Namely, independent professional masseuses who travel to the client's home or office, and are telling the truth about this big black man insisting to keep his wang uncovered when he is on his back, making repeatedly lewd suggestions, and even bouncing his dick in their faces sometimes, is exactly all there is. Black Power, baby!
It is very difficult to organize and pull off a conspiracy with at least 16 people that don't probably know each other, and get away with it before someone spills the beans.
Unless of course, you are the Democrat Party and have $500 million in cash from Zuckerberg and another similar amount from the CCP to Steal an Election. Then, you'll read about it a couple of months later in Time Magazine.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2021 05:01 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 26, 2021 05:02 PM (GBZnB)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 05:00 PM (ifmtJ)
Yeah, just making stuff up, Mr. Brasswang.
Posted by: 4 at March 26, 2021 05:01 PM (KnJdm)
I earned that title...sadly
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 05:02 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 26, 2021 05:02 PM (ruftb)
I've seen the stuff they sell in the guise of 'Snack Chips'.
I can only imagine the Sex Toys.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2021 05:03 PM (qC1Q6)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 05:02 PM (ifmtJ)
I was there, man. With Brian Williams.
Posted by: 4 at March 26, 2021 05:03 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Satans Retards at March 26, 2021 05:03 PM (rxR5g)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2021 05:01 PM (mht8P)
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Nudge nudge say no more!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 26, 2021 05:03 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 26, 2021 05:03 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: t-bird at March 26, 2021 05:04 PM (BvZkh)
Just ask Al Gore.
Posted by: aelfheld at March 26, 2021 05:05 PM (Zy9Yy)
But brass is an oligodynamic material so you will be safe from VD.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 26, 2021 05:05 PM (CPxG5)
If they are, imagine the real number.
Posted by: t-bird
If you live,,,it means he likes you some.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 26, 2021 05:05 PM (ruftb)
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2021 04:58 PM (v0R5T)
Achmed's Tent and Awning rated a strong "buy".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2021 05:06 PM (mzC78)
"Why We Haven't Posted About The Allegations Against Deshaun Watson - An explanation."
I guess BLM > Believe All Women
Posted by: Chuck C at March 26, 2021 05:06 PM (awtm/)
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Every now and then though, you can snag a husband like the great catch Dr. Gregory House.
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2021 05:06 PM (tnTy7)
Posted by: Orenthal James at March 26, 2021 05:07 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets
Well, George Washington did single-handedly start the French and Indian War, the cost of which led Britain to overtax the colonies, leading of course to the American Revolution.
Without G. Washington this Country would not have been created.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 26, 2021 05:07 PM (0oDnb)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 26, 2021 05:07 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 26, 2021 05:08 PM (gryET)
Posted by: JEM at March 26, 2021 05:08 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2021 04:37 PM (n2a3G)
Comment is funny on multiple levels.
Then again, Ben Had always has a high bar regarding comments.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2021 05:08 PM (sy5kK)
Lions Choice is pretty good too. I've eaten there twice and it was delish.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 26, 2021 05:09 PM (nxdel)
He also "slept here" in enough places he probably fathered 1/3d the soldiers in the war of 1812...
The guy lived.
Posted by: sven at March 26, 2021 05:09 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 26, 2021 05:09 PM (ruftb)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 05:02 PM (ifmtJ)
I was there, man. With Brian Williams.
Posted by: 4
He brought his actress daughter along so they could 'bond'.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 26, 2021 05:09 PM (2OsU/)
Without G. Washington this Country would not have been created.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 26, 2021 05:07 PM (0oDnb)
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That conflict was going to happen no matter what. Yeah, Washington led the party that sort of accidentally started it, but two major powers at loggerheads for years with a tradition of hatred towards each other was always going to end in a conflict as they vied for the same colonial territories.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 05:09 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 26, 2021 05:09 PM (0oDnb)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2021 04:38 PM (VP4Cd)
"DeShaun Watson is a highly paid ...."
pffft.
Posted by: Robert Kraft at March 26, 2021 05:09 PM (sy5kK)
Black guy ... innocent
White guy ... guilty. ...
Next case.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 26, 2021 05:11 PM (Cus5s)
I think you mean the hurricane and series of tornadoes that was essentially God Himself saying "NO THE AMERICANS WILL NOT LOSE!" during the English attack on DC.
For a nation that relied horribly on divine providence a LOT our choosing to turn our backs on Him is peculiar.
Posted by: sven at March 26, 2021 05:11 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at March 26, 2021 05:11 PM (DBPIP)
And ripped from the pages of AoS, a new "nic" is born.
Don't ever call Ace's readers uninformed.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2021 05:11 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at March 26, 2021 05:11 PM (DBPIP)
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"It was the curse that made us cheat!"
-The Astros
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 05:12 PM (LvTSG)
Now now, the Astros won their world series by making a deal with Satan and the cost was the destruction of the Oilers, the gimping of the Texans and soccer.
Posted by: sven at March 26, 2021 05:13 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at March 26, 2021 05:11 PM (DBPIP)
Pfffftt....
Posted by: Cleveland at March 26, 2021 05:14 PM (+/j9f)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2021 05:14 PM (n2a3G)
Why, it's almost as if Cal McNair (son of the late owner, Bob, and present CEO of the organization) might've been looking for leverage in the contentious Watson negotiations. *almost*, as if..
Nah, no evidence thereof. Just a whiff of the kind of rot that's always kept out of public view and such.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 26, 2021 04:39 PM (QzJWU)
Jim, we were having so much fun with this, until you acted like an adult and used facts and logic and such.
It's not that we are mad at you, we just aren't used to facts and logic and such.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, speaking for most of the Morons at March 26, 2021 05:14 PM (sy5kK)
You've got to learn how to kneel ... on your knees, boy!
Posted by: Bono at March 26, 2021 05:15 PM (tnTy7)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2021 05:14 PM (n2a3G)
*looks at local time on left coast*
Kinda early, but if Ben Had is pouring............
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2021 05:16 PM (sy5kK)
For a nation that relied horribly on divine providence a LOT our choosing to turn our backs on Him is peculiar.
Posted by: sven
When it happens to you, and it did since we are all standing on the shoulders' of giants, It is a Blessing.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 26, 2021 05:16 PM (ruftb)
I hadn't heard about this. Here's the trailer:
https://youtu.be/wZti8QKBWPo
Looks interesting.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2021 05:17 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Brisco County Sr
Head and Shoulders above the rest, politically.
Posted by: Ms Jackson at March 26, 2021 05:17 PM (DFhj3)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 26, 2021 05:09 PM
1812 in fact, most likely a hurricane that saved Washington from being burned down
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2021 05:17 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: America at March 26, 2021 05:17 PM (FISVQ)
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 04:38 PM (8D42x)
It takes dedication to show your tonsils from that angle.
Posted by: 4 at March 26, 2021 04:45 PM (KnJdm)
Isn't it Hope Solo that holds the Guinness record for most cherry stems tied by a tongue?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2021 05:17 PM (sy5kK)
I hadn't heard about this. Here's the trailer:
https://youtu.be/wZti8QKBWPo
Looks interesting.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2021 05:17 PM (UW2ZS)
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John Wick with Saul Goodman, essentially.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 05:17 PM (LvTSG)
The diaries of the British there said that they literally felt like God was p*ssed at them.
It will be hard for me to accept that that nation is gone.
Posted by: sven at March 26, 2021 05:17 PM (Lzpvj)
CDC says risk of Ebola coming to the U.S. remains "extremely low".
Don't worry yourself that the CDC is the FBI of health.
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2021 05:18 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2021 04:28 PM (mht8P)
Good question. Some more info and rumors:
Watson has strongly hinted he wants to get out of the Texans organization ASAP.
The McNair family has always gotten-rid of "bad boy" players, sooner or later.
The Texans have announced they have no plans to trade Watson before the 2021 season.
Who benefits if the Texans release Watson, or end-up doing a fire-sale trade deal, as with Jadaveon Clowney and DeAndre Hopkins? Not the Texans. Watson? Possibly.
Posted by: Gref at March 26, 2021 05:18 PM (AMIL/)
Please do an article on the disgusting treatment of the women athletes at the NCAA. I wish I had a lot of cheddar because I would sue the piss out of the NCAA and every school that has usurped money's that should be going to women athletes who are part of the NCAA.
I would go on but, I'm going to stop here because it's the same ole fucking shit...males assaulting women, males usurping funds to line their own pockets instead of giving women-who, literally work their butts off-a piece of the pie
Posted by: sidney at March 26, 2021 05:18 PM (+fjIe)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 26, 2021 05:09 PM (0oDnb)
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*checks "free" website that I use. Kicks dirt.* Nope. Not yet.
Posted by: Annie Savoy at March 26, 2021 05:19 PM (Woqjk)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 26, 2021 04:41 PM (k4dH2)
TP, you're a natural teacher for the re-education camps!
;-)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, seeing and snarking wherever I can at March 26, 2021 05:19 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2021 05:20 PM (n2a3G)
The diaries of the British there said that they literally felt like God was p*ssed at them.
It will be hard for me to accept that that nation is gone.
Posted by: sven
I will always remember God's Piss and Baltimore.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 26, 2021 05:20 PM (ruftb)
https://youtu.be/BWyYUDZ4iWQ
Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2021 05:20 PM (UW2ZS)
Bill Clinton 59%
Al Gore 40%
Andy "Death" Cuomo 19%
Undecided 28%
Posted by: Dominion Magic 8 Ball Poll at March 26, 2021 05:21 PM (R/m4+)
even heaven likely has a ghetto...
America has Baltimore.
Posted by: sven at March 26, 2021 05:21 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at March 26, 2021 05:21 PM (DFhj3)
Posted by: naturalfake
Can't really be "unread", either.
Thanks a bunch!
Posted by: Sharkman at March 26, 2021 05:22 PM (0oDnb)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at March 26, 2021 05:22 PM (d9Cw3)
Washington's Team - Football
WTF
I even have a logo in mind. Perhaps obscene.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 26, 2021 05:22 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at March 26, 2021 05:21 PM (DFhj3)
"Being traded to the Vikings" used to mean something, back in the day. Like in the 8th century.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 26, 2021 05:23 PM (t+qrx)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 26, 2021 04:39 PM (QzJWU)
You do know that the defendant's lawyer and Cal McNair are good buddies? True story. I'm just gonna leave that there.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 26, 2021 05:24 PM (wjXsE)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at March 26, 2021 05:22 PM (d9Cw3)
Yup....use of of those Jap players that sneaks up on everyone.
Posted by: Bill Parcells, Fat Ass Rayciss at March 26, 2021 05:24 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 26, 2021 05:09 PM (0oDnb)
What I find interesting about this is that the director is a former stuntman, just like the director of John Wick.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 26, 2021 05:24 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at March 26, 2021 05:22 PM (d9Cw3)
Recruit some sumo wrestlers. They're naturals!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2021 05:24 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 26, 2021 05:25 PM (okGHj)
Is that what you are saying?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 26, 2021 04:47 PM (ruftb)
One thing we know, Ace has NOT denied it.
Tell Tapper to report it as fact.
Posted by: CNN at March 26, 2021 05:25 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 26, 2021 05:26 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 26, 2021 05:27 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2021 05:27 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Michael Christian at March 26, 2021 05:27 PM (ozkxD)
Thanks ST!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 26, 2021 04:41 PM (R/m4+)
Mmmm...Horsey Sauce...
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 26, 2021 04:42 PM (II3Gr)
mixed with arby's sauce on a
Beef, Bacon, Cheddar
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 04:49 PM (8D42x)
WAIT!
That's NOT roast beef!
Posted by: Tricked again, dammit at March 26, 2021 05:27 PM (sy5kK)
Weird all around.
Posted by: Archer at March 26, 2021 05:27 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Only Context at March 26, 2021 05:27 PM (xEIoY)
Lonesome loser?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 26, 2021 05:26 PM (Vxu+H)
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He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 26, 2021 05:28 PM (kTF2Z)
Trust me, that's hardly the weirdest stuff he was into.
Posted by: Orion slave girl at March 26, 2021 04:50 PM (II3Gr)
Pike(r).
Posted by: Colonel Robert Hogan at March 26, 2021 05:28 PM (mdjgu)
It is a very very highly skilled and valued. Very valued.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 26, 2021 05:29 PM (ruftb)
Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2021 04:46 PM (DJFLF)
++++
Sure, okay. I can even get that. Hand over control to someone else. A dominance and inventive/reward thing. Fair enough.
-----
Joe Mannix, that is pretty much the Democrat Party playbook.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2021 05:29 PM (sy5kK)
He seems horribly miscast but maybe it will end up being a good movie.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 26, 2021 05:30 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Archer at March 26, 2021 05:30 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Only Context at March 26, 2021 05:27 PM (xEIoY)
If he knelt for the National Anthem, then he is no choirboy; he has indicated his support of BLM thugs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2021 05:30 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Look at this mammajamma!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 26, 2021 05:30 PM (Vxu+H)
There is a term for this: "teledildonics". This is remote controlled, via internet, sex toys. Of all sorts. No matter how far your imagination initially takes what that could entail, it's far worse than that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 26, 2021 05:31 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 26, 2021 05:31 PM (OypCz)
The suburban Wick? Looks interesting. Will wait for it to show up on some Roku thinggy.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 26, 2021 05:31 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 05:31 PM (LvTSG)
Weird all around.
Posted by: Archer at March 26, 2021 05:27 PM (gmo/4)
I do not believe any of the 16 accusers have gone to the police or DA and filed a criminal complaint. It's all civil lawsuits to-date.
Posted by: Gref at March 26, 2021 05:31 PM (AMIL/)
Also, their lawyer is a shyster that recently ran for mayor and lost. I'd bet he'd like John Q. Public to get a good long look at his dick in hopes of getting into politics, which is where he wants to be.
It IS a big story here in Houston, but nowhere else, it seems. I guess time will tell.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 26, 2021 05:31 PM (wjXsE)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 26, 2021 05:31 PM (J8bDE)
Posted by: Airplane! at March 26, 2021 05:31 PM (63Dwl)
That's NOT roast beef!
Posted by: Tricked again, dammit at March 26, 2021 05:27 PM (sy5kK)
Why do you think they call it "horsey" sauce?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 26, 2021 05:32 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 26, 2021 05:32 PM (ruftb)
Posted by: Jamaica nyc at March 26, 2021 05:32 PM (b+v9B)
this is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Brie Larson at March 26, 2021 05:32 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Airplane! at March 26, 2021 05:31 PM (63Dwl)
Right?
Posted by: Polyphemus at March 26, 2021 05:33 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Gref
You mean it is like a pie cut in 16 slices?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 26, 2021 05:34 PM (ruftb)
I saw a twin body suit EU patent, with paired sensors and linked communications / actuators back in 2002. Did not appeal.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 26, 2021 05:34 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 26, 2021 05:35 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: torabora at March 26, 2021 05:35 PM (IC04I)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets
Oh, I know.
But the party really got started in earnest when Washington failed to keep his Indian guides from tomahawking a French officer who was on a diplomatic mission to Washington.
I think the French resented the Indians opening the officer's skull and "washing their hands in his brains".
Posted by: Sharkman at March 26, 2021 05:36 PM (0oDnb)
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at March 26, 2021 05:11 PM (DBPIP)
Ummmm.......
Posted by: Mariners fans at March 26, 2021 05:37 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: 4 at March 26, 2021 04:58 PM (KnJdm)
This is really nothing new, apart from the computer angle. Victoria sex toys, or the nightmare that is south east asian sex toys are even worse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 05:00 PM (ifmtJ)
Mark, if you have to explain it............ you know what they say.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2021 05:39 PM (sy5kK)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 26, 2021 04:39 PM (QzJWU)
You do know that the defendant's lawyer and Cal McNair are good buddies? True story. I'm just gonna leave that there.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 26, 2021 05:24 PM (wjXsE)
And there you have it.
More relevant and useful information in one AoS thread, than all of Progda in a month.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2021 05:46 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 26, 2021 05:46 PM (2DOZq)
What did JEF do about ebola?
He let it in.
Call Dr. Fauci...two masks and 15 days to stop the spread.
Posted by: torabora at March 26, 2021 05:49 PM (IC04I)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 26, 2021 06:00 PM (qZdIZ)
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