The Morning Rant

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And now, a message from the RNC:

Send us money. That's it. That's the message.

You may be asking yourselves what you're going to get for your money. What did we do for the last four years. Especially for the first two years when we held the majority in both houses of congress.

Donald Trump had an ambitious plan to reshape the government to serve the people that elected it, and what did we do to help? We didn't do squat. Why? Because he tweeted mean things.

He hurt David French's feelings.

Paul Ryan was Speaker of the House, and what did he do? He didn't do squat.

So be sure and money to the RNC, and you'll get more of the same.

You'll get:

...more attention paid to corporate donors
...more jobs shipped overseas
...more open borders
...more high tech censorship
...more failure theater

Because we're just like the government. And by 'government', we mean like the governments of Seattle and Portland whose police ran away just when their citizens needed them the most.

We're from the government and we're not here to help you. We're here to help ourselves. We're the RNC, and our pool boys aren't going to pay for themselves, you know.

So send us your money. And we'll take it and use it to look for more hills we'll refuse to die on.

We stood by mutely as our Senate colleagues confirmed a dude in a dress to an assistant cabinet-level position and pretended everything was normal. Hey, it's 2021. Welcome to the new normal.

Over 300 mostly peaceful protesters from Jan. 6th are anguishing in jail and the FBI is scouring the entire country looking for more. They will be thoroughly prosecuted and charged with the maximum that they can charged with, up to and including sedition. Many are facing 20 or more years in federal PMITA prisons.

And what are we doing about it? Not a damn thing. Not one question. Not one criticism. Not one peep of protest. We folded like a cheap suit. We're twiddling out thumbs while the Democrats continue their weaponization of the DOJ to use against their political enemies. Meaning you. Why? Because we're the RNC, and what we do best is sit on our hands.

After all, we just stood around watching a few months ago while a national election was being stolen in broad daylight. So what did you expect?

We're the RNC, and we think it's better to lose and be rid of Donald Trump than to win and have to read his mean tweets for four more years.

So vote for us, and you're on your own.

So send us your money today. And if you've already sent money, send us more.

Help get even more of us elected. Because we know that what you want is a lot more of what you're getting now. Good and hard.

This has been a message from the RNC. Send us your money today. Thank you.




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Irony:

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You Knew This Was Coming, Right?

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I'd Pay Good Money To See This:

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This Woman Should Not Be Allowed Anywhere Near Politics:

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"This Is Keith Olbermann, Bravely Resisting"

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"In Other News, The First Professional Soccer Players Received His Covid-19 Vaccination..."

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For the 'Ettes:

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Wednesday Who Dis: British actors Kate Beckinsale and Mel Raido starred together in the 2016 horror film The Disappointments Room.



Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Biscotti:

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Biscotti recipe available here.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:17 AM




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1 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 11:17 AM (LvTSG)

2 rd

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 11:17 AM (8D42x)

3 Barbara Hale and Richard Denning!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 26, 2021 11:17 AM (/XOcP)

4 No valid elections means the RNC and DNC alike need to be destroyed.

Posted by: trev006 at March 26, 2021 11:18 AM (0HpOW)

5 no clue who dis, but i suspect MP4 will know.

now to the content...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 11:18 AM (8D42x)

6 3 Barbara Hale and Richard Denning!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 26, 2021 11:17 AM (/XOcP)


And WA brings his A-game...

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 26, 2021 11:19 AM (+WGMY)

7 And now for the content.

Posted by: IP at March 26, 2021 11:19 AM (pWrfh)

8 Barbara hale

Posted by: CN at March 26, 2021 11:19 AM (ONvIw)

9 luv dat big aip

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 26, 2021 11:19 AM (yrol0)

10 3 yep

Posted by: CN at March 26, 2021 11:19 AM (ONvIw)

11 Betty White....took me a second there.

Posted by: BignJames at March 26, 2021 11:19 AM (AwYPR)

12 You can see why Perry Mason kept Della Street around for so many years. I always thought, watching the show, that perhaps they had been an item once, but then realized they worked together better as friends. (Yeah, I know, Raymond Burr was *that* way. I mean the characters.)

Richard Denning was the star of Mr. and Mrs. North in the '50s. Perhaps Barbara was a guest star on that?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 26, 2021 11:20 AM (/XOcP)

13 Mmmmmm, biscotti!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 11:20 AM (bDqIh)

14 Who Dis: No idea and a guy a recognize from an episode of Star Trek: TOS. He was Rojan from the Andromeda galaxy.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 26, 2021 11:20 AM (cwI4U)

15 That is a great rant. I'm going to read it out loud to my husband.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2021 11:20 AM (45fpk)

16 So THAT's what happened to Chaz Palmieri!

I always wondered.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 26, 2021 11:20 AM (dfRN6)

17 Ah, Barbara Hale. Photo 5 was the one that made me recognize her.

Della Street, so the other fellow must have been in Perry Mason, too.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2021 11:20 AM (2JVJo)

18 Does it go without saying that Jennifer Palmieri is part of the Hillary inner-circle hive?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 11:21 AM (bDqIh)

19 Biscottis are for fagottis.

Posted by: Scones at March 26, 2021 11:21 AM (XIrWl)

20 Let's not forget the GOPe foisted Mitt on us, who after losing the election in a massive display of incompetence proceeded to stab President Trump in the back as soon as he entered the Senate. Truly a staunch defender of the Republican Party.

Posted by: Flyguy at March 26, 2021 11:21 AM (3sOO0)

21 That's Della and the prosecuting attorney.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2021 11:21 AM (45fpk)

22 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 26, 2021 11:21 AM (arJlL)

23 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 11:21 AM (Zz0t1)

24 Desert hell

Posted by: CN at March 26, 2021 11:21 AM (ONvIw)

25 Dang.
You had me at biscotti.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2021 11:22 AM (axyOa)

26
*Gorilla*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2021 11:22 AM (vuJAg)

27 Steve Biscotti is kinda funny looking.


Not in any particular way. Just kinda funny looking.

Posted by: Fargo at March 26, 2021 11:22 AM (DFhj3)

28 love the memes!!!!

Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 26, 2021 11:22 AM (GBZnB)

29 Let us not forget that, after giving the RNC money, they are going to sell us out on gun rights as well.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 26, 2021 11:22 AM (N39Ws)

30 She's Perry Mason's secretary and he's PM's private dick.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 26, 2021 11:22 AM (HaL55)

31 Who Dis: No idea and a guy a recognize from an episode of Star Trek: TOS. He was Rojan from the Andromeda galaxy.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 26, 2021


***

You're thinking of Warren Stevens. They both had that steel-jawed look, though. (WS played the ship's doctor in Forbidden Planet.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 26, 2021 11:22 AM (/XOcP)

32 What's the use of the RNC?

It's not like we have a Republic anymore.

Republicans are obsolete.

Posted by: SMH at March 26, 2021 11:23 AM (wparq)

33 [You may be asking yourselves what you're going to get for your money./i]
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This is a narrow-minded question to ask, and reflects an unsophisticated, mercantile - neigh, even mercenary - world-view that is inappropriate when considering the greatest questions of the day.

American politics is not a pay-for-play exercise. Your donations ensure we promote the vital principles that the founders of this great nation envisioned.

Posted by: The RNC at March 26, 2021 11:23 AM (Jsjd7)

34 Chocolate dipped biscotti!

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2021 11:23 AM (q80FF)

35 "we may never go back to normal" = "we intend to force our 'new normal' on you, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE"

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 11:23 AM (bDqIh)

36 Yea... the RNC/GOP isn't dying fast enough. They bitch and moan about money about as often as the NRA.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 26, 2021 11:23 AM (3H9h1)

37 21 That's Della and the prosecuting attorney.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2021 11:21 AM (45fpk)


PM is not the connection.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 26, 2021 11:23 AM (+WGMY)

38 Buying a lotto ticket has a greater chance of a positive ROI than giving money to the RNC

Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 26, 2021 11:23 AM (GBZnB)

39 That Gorilla Rant should be printed out and sent en masse to every GOP stooge in Congress and stuffed and mailed back to the RNC in every fundraising letter they send out.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2021 11:24 AM (2JVJo)

40 Della Street and Hamilton Berger. Have no clue as to their true identity.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2021 11:24 AM (45fpk)

41 Who dis:

Penelope Cartwright and Rodney Dangerfield.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 11:24 AM (Zz0t1)

42
the Betty White is some funny siht, right there

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 26, 2021 11:24 AM (J/8zy)

43 Jennifer Palmieri looks like The Mean Librarian, the one you were terrified of returning overdue books to.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 26, 2021 11:24 AM (/XOcP)

44
I shall respond to the GOPe's request with Monopoly money and glitter.

The Monopoly money is the insult; the glitter is pure spite.

Our kids' orthodontist sent us a, "Congratulations! You've fully paid for your kiddo's braces!" card and included glitter in the envelope. Static electricity and glitter - now there's a combination guaranteed to create a prolonged mess.

Still not as bad as fingerprint powder, though.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2021 11:24 AM (pNxlR)

45 PM is not the connection.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor Social Distancing Professional at March 26, 2021 11:23 AM (+WGMY)


Sure. Ruin my fun.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2021 11:24 AM (45fpk)

46 You're thinking of Warren Stevens. They both had that steel-jawed look, though. (WS played the ship's doctor in Forbidden Planet.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 26, 2021 11:22 AM (/XOcP)

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Sheesh, I didn't even get that right.

Thanks for clarifying. Definitely a resemblance there.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 26, 2021 11:25 AM (cwI4U)

47 24 Desert hell

Posted by: CN at March 26, 2021 11:21 AM (ONvIw)


There you go!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 26, 2021 11:25 AM (+WGMY)

48 American politics is not a pay-for-play exercise.



Did the RNC really say this? If so, that's a MASSIVE tell.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2021 11:25 AM (vuJAg)

49 PM is not the connection.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 26, 2021 11:23 AM (+WGMY)

How about that 'giant alien spider' movie?

Posted by: BignJames at March 26, 2021 11:25 AM (AwYPR)

50 She's Perry Mason's secretary and he's PM's private dick.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 26, 2021 11:22 AM (HaL55)

No, William Hopper played the P.I.

How is B'Gal doing?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2021 11:25 AM (mzC78)

51 Soccer cartoon is awesome.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 26, 2021 11:25 AM (2DOZq)

52 Who dis:

Penelope Cartwright and Rodney Dangerfield.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021


***

If Rodney had looked even a little like Richard Denning, he'd have gotten plenty of respect.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 26, 2021 11:25 AM (/XOcP)

53 Betty Russell?

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at March 26, 2021 11:25 AM (P7Iz+)

54 Let's not forget the GOPe foisted Mitt on us, who after losing the election in a massive display of incompetence proceeded to stab President Trump in the back as soon as he entered the Senate. Truly a staunch defender of the Republican Party.
Posted by: Flyguy at March 26, 2021 11:21 AM (3sOO0)

and for this reason fuck the GOP with a barbwire wrapper flaming pineapple sideways, until death, then bring them back to life and do it again.

and since i am stuck in gov coonman mcbabykillers's state, i'm not even voting for the state level candidates. they're just as bad.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 11:26 AM (8D42x)

55 Dellaaaa!!!

Posted by: Terry Maloy at March 26, 2021 11:26 AM (DFhj3)

56 "Donald Trump had an ambitious plan to reshape the government to serve
the people that elected it, and what did we do to help? We didn't do
squat. Why? Because he tweeted mean things."

That is not WHY, that is their excuse. They are fully on board the CoC train, sold out to the money train from the donor class. Mitch and Ryan did not do "nothing", they actively obstructed (no money for the wall in their first omnibus giant, no normal procedure for voting down the slush).

Posted by: illiniwek at March 26, 2021 11:26 AM (Cus5s)

57 11 Betty White....took me a second there.
Posted by: BignJames at March 26, 2021 11:19 AM (AwYPR)

*sheepish grin*
I still don't get it.

Posted by: creeper at March 26, 2021 11:26 AM (XxJt1)

58 I shall respond to the GOPe's request with Monopoly money and glitter.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2021 11:24 AM (pNxlR)

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I would be more inclined to send them a randomly drawn card from the Community Chest stack. They don't even deserve fake money.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 26, 2021 11:27 AM (cwI4U)

59 PM is not the connection.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional

AM ?

Posted by: JT at March 26, 2021 11:27 AM (arJlL)

60 i will only send to DJT45....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 26, 2021 11:27 AM (CqHIp)

61 Some folks argued we should have supported The 2 GA Rinos, to which I say, see above. These people have been playing this game for years, urging us just to vote harder. When we did, they took their ball and went home (thanks Paul Ryan) calling themselves neverTrump (by which they mean neverUs).

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 26, 2021 11:27 AM (7o4Oo)

62 57 11 Betty White....took me a second there.
Posted by: BignJames at March 26, 2021 11:19 AM (AwYPR)
*sheepish grin*
I still don't get it.
Posted by: creeper at March 26, 2021 11:26 AM (XxJt1)

========

But he white.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 11:27 AM (LvTSG)

63 Aw shoot. MUMR's comment is gone. I kinda liked it.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2021 11:27 AM (45fpk)

64 *sheepish grin*
I still don't get it.
Posted by: creeper at March 26, 2021 11:26 AM (XxJt1)
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I think it's a pun. "Betty White" == "Bet he's white."
All I've got.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2021 11:27 AM (Jsjd7)

65 Let's not forget the GOPe foisted Mitt on us, who after losing the
election in a massive display of incompetence proceeded to stab
President Trump in the back as soon as he entered the Senate. Truly a
staunch defender of the Republican Party.

Posted by: Flyguy

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: John McCain at March 26, 2021 11:27 AM (DFhj3)

66 American politics is not a pay-for-play exercise.Did the RNC really say this? If so, that's a MASSIVE tell.
Yep, it sure is. And since pretty much everything is backwards, that would be them finally admitting that our political system is corrupted by the love of money and power. WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 26, 2021 11:28 AM (HaL55)

67 Our kids' orthodontist sent us a, "Congratulations! You've fully paid for your kiddo's braces!" card and included glitter in the envelope. Static electricity and glitter - now there's a combination guaranteed to create a prolonged mess.
.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

did your kid bite the orthodontist?

Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 26, 2021 11:28 AM (GBZnB)

68
Betty White is a mass shooter?

I guess there's fight in that old girl yet!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2021 11:28 AM (pNxlR)

69 I still don't get it.

Posted by: creeper at March 26, 2021 11:26 AM (XxJt1)

Bet he white.

Posted by: BignJames at March 26, 2021 11:28 AM (AwYPR)

70 The guy is the governor from Hawai Five- O

Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2021 11:28 AM (DJFLF)

71 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MICHAEL PENCE SENIOR at March 26, 2021 11:25 AM (Pzzpr)

lord help me, but i find myself wanting to congratulate MUMP for a nicely done telling off of the GOP...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 11:28 AM (8D42x)

72 Yes, I agree absolutely. RNC delenda est. The GOP in Congress has been totally useless--even in 2017-18 when they had the trifecta. Thanks much to Cocaine Mitch, Romney, and all those so-called Republicans with vaginas.

BUT, the GOP at the state level is doing superb work, especially in states like TX, TN, NC, OH and GA (well, the legislature there anyway). So if you want to donate, give to your local or state GOP organization, or better yet, directly to quality GOP candidates.

Posted by: nishdoogedacht at March 26, 2021 11:28 AM (WusEB)

73 15 That is a great rant. I'm going to read it out loud to my husband.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2021 11:20 AM (45fpk)


Oh, fine. That means you're going to have to explain to him what 'PMITA' means.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 26, 2021 11:28 AM (+WGMY)

74 And now, a message from the RNC:
Send us money. That's it. That's the message.

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Do you think we're lying to you for our health?!!!

Posted by: The GOP at March 26, 2021 11:28 AM (VVEnO)

75 Did the RNC really say this? If so, that's a MASSIVE tell.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2021 11:25 AM (vuJAg)
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No. That is me treating the RNC like JoeF treates Romney.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2021 11:29 AM (Jsjd7)

76
did your kid bite the orthodontist?
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot


Dunno, but I was ready to do so.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2021 11:29 AM (pNxlR)

77 Jennifer Palmieri looks like The Mean Librarian, the one you were terrified of returning overdue books to.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 26, 2021 11:24 AM (/XOcP)

Committee member on your local zoning board.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 26, 2021 11:29 AM (wRxtC)

78 "bet"

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 26, 2021 11:29 AM (CqHIp)

79 The guy is the governor from Hawai Five- O
Posted by: kallisto

And he did a cigarette commercial.

Posted by: JT at March 26, 2021 11:29 AM (arJlL)

80 Out: Vote Harder!

In: Donate Harder!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 26, 2021 11:29 AM (LNVrA)

81 No, William Hopper played the P.I.

He was the son of famous Hollywood gossip columnist Hedda Hopper who, in her early days, tried to make it as an actress. Back then, she had a little bit of the Loretta Young look to her:


https://tinyurl.com/45k6hexd

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2021 11:29 AM (2JVJo)

82 Didn't recognize Barbara Hale. I mostly saw her in her later years, like the classic Giant Spider Invasion.

She was a looker, tho.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Clog Dancing on My Roof at March 26, 2021 11:30 AM (4l77G)

83 Monopoly money and glitter

What a great idea. Birthday cards are never gonna be the same.

Posted by: IP at March 26, 2021 11:30 AM (pWrfh)

84 For the RNC to fully learn this lesson, and finally get on board with the plan to save the country by 2024, they need to get it good and hard in 2022.

Support primary challengers to every GOP incumbent running for office. If the challengers don't succeed, either stay home or vote for the Dem on Election Day 2022.

The GOP will not get the message otherwise. Having more Dems in the Senate or the House is not going to make this crap-fest worse than it is now with Failure Theater fully operational. If 2024 is for all the marbles (and it is), we need a functional opposition party for 2024.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 26, 2021 11:30 AM (mdjgu)

85 "Donald Trump had an ambitious plan to reshape the government to serve

the people that elected it, and what did we do to help? We didn't do

squat. Why? Because he tweeted mean things."

No, they back-stabbed him because he had an ambitious plan to reshape the government to serve
the people that elected it.

Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2021 11:30 AM (DFhj3)

86 Committee member on your local zoning board.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 26, 2021 11:29 AM (wRxtC)

Enforcement officer.

Posted by: BignJames at March 26, 2021 11:30 AM (AwYPR)

87 And he did a cigarette commercial.
Posted by: JT at March 26, 2021 11:29 AM (arJlL)

Thr Muleburro Man?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2021 11:30 AM (mzC78)

88 I think it's a pun. "Betty White" == "Bet he's white."
All I've got.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2021 11:27 AM (Jsjd7)


Exactly. Now you must throw your head back and laugh.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 26, 2021 11:30 AM (+WGMY)

89 did your kid bite the orthodontist?
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot

Dunno, but I was ready to do so.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

So, send him a BIGGER ONE !

Posted by: JT at March 26, 2021 11:30 AM (arJlL)

90 Love the soccer player flop. It is so accurate.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 26, 2021 11:30 AM (wRxtC)

91 Now I have an earworm..."Della and the dealer and a dog named Jake. and a cat named Kalamazoo."

Posted by: creeper at March 26, 2021 11:31 AM (XxJt1)

92 One nice thing about the Russia Hoax is we got read the private text messages of probably just about the highest level of active counter-intelligence agent in the FBI. (Strzok had bosses, but they didn't really do actual investigative stuff, but Strzok still did some of that).

And you know what? Strzok was basically just sitting around watching CNN and reading WaPo articles all day for most of his investigative "leads" (and those that didn't arrive via MSM were fed to him by British intelligence and the DNC) . So, of course, the FBI is running around embarrassingly tracking down people who walked in through an open capitol door because that's what CNN/WaPo tells them they need to be doing.

Posted by: The Ghost of Pandemic Present at March 26, 2021 11:31 AM (dYe5S)

93 Fascinating lights over Seattle last night.

https://twitter.com/ komonews/status/1375307292711641089
Remove space

(I can't get the tiny url thingy to come up any more)

Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2021 11:31 AM (axyOa)

94 Aw shoot. MUMR's comment is gone. I kinda liked it.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2021 11:27 AM (45fpk)

right, i'm not sure what's more concerning, once every few days i think he's making sense, or once every few days, i'm starting to actually agree...

send alcohol...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 11:31 AM (8D42x)

95 And he did a cigarette commercial.
Posted by: JT at March 26, 2021 11:29 AM (arJlL)

Thr Muleburro Man?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Nah, some weirdo brand.

Posted by: JT at March 26, 2021 11:31 AM (arJlL)

96 Oh, fine. That means you're going to have to explain to him what 'PMITA' means.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor Social Distancing Professional at March 26, 2021 11:28 AM (+WGMY)


I shall endeavor to keep his innocence intact.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2021 11:31 AM (45fpk)

97 Not a penny for the RNC

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 11:31 AM (ifmtJ)

98 The Betty White meme is superb

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 26, 2021 11:32 AM (LNVrA)

99 Some folks argued we should have supported The 2 GA Rinos, to which I say, see above. These people have been playing this game for years, urging us just to vote harder. When we did, they took their ball and went home (thanks Paul Ryan) calling themselves neverTrump (by which they mean neverUs).
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 26, 2021 11:27 AM (7o4Oo)

I'm one of those people. I wasn't supporting them as much as trying to keep the Dems from controlling the Senate. I try not to cut off my nose to spite my face. Yes the GOP is going screw us but not as bad as the Left. But I agree if someone is on the LIB wagon , letting the Left take over as fast as possible is the proper position. I'm not there just yet.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 26, 2021 11:32 AM (2DOZq)

100
Susan Hayward maybe? And the guy I think played the governor of Hawaii on Hawaii 5-0.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2021 11:32 AM (s2VJv)

101 Ever since I became aware of porn, I've wanted to be in porn.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 26, 2021 11:32 AM (VVEnO)

102 Committee member on your local zoning board.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 26, 2021 11:29 AM (wRxtC)


HOA president.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 26, 2021 11:32 AM (+WGMY)

103 Those texting slave laborers for the GOPe sent me a message yesterday purported to have come from Bo Snerdley.

I truly hope that was an unauthorized hijacking of his likeness and he didn't actually have anything to do with it.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 26, 2021 11:32 AM (cwI4U)

104 Committee member on your local zoning board.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 26, 2021 11:29 AM (wRxtC)

Enforcement officer.

Posted by: BignJames at March 26, 2021 11:30 AM (AwYPR)


Wasn't she on Monster's Inc.?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2021 11:32 AM (axyOa)

105 BUT, the GOP at the state level is doing superb work, especially in states like TX, TN, NC, OH and GA (well, the legislature there anyway). So if you want to donate, give to your local or state GOP organization, or better yet, directly to quality GOP candidates.
Posted by: nishdoogedacht at March 26, 2021 11:28 AM (WusEB)

Legislature only in Ohio too. And most of the state level GOP are useless too. Afterall, where do you think the cucks of DC get their start?

Posted by: Buzzion at March 26, 2021 11:32 AM (zd+V8)

106 I stopped giving the RNC money after the McCain fiasco. I only register as a R so I can vote in MD.

Posted by: saxinis at March 26, 2021 11:32 AM (NFxwz)

107 Ever since I became aware of porn, I've wanted to be in porn.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 26, 2021 11:32 AM (VVEnO)

Fluffer?

Posted by: BignJames at March 26, 2021 11:33 AM (AwYPR)

108 AOP, the docs are putting in a chest drain today because her lungs are still filling up with fluid. They got a lot out a few days ago, but not enough. She sounds better, but I can tell she's exhausted from not getting enough sleep since they're having to do a lot for her this time.
Thank you all for your prayers and well-wishes. We really appreciate them. They help a lot.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 26, 2021 11:33 AM (HaL55)

109 Oh and I didn't mean providing the GOP with money. I just meant voting when necessary.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 26, 2021 11:33 AM (2DOZq)

110 I shall endeavor to keep his innocence intact.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2021 11:31 AM (45fpk)


You're a good wife.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 26, 2021 11:33 AM (+WGMY)

111 Ever since I became aware of porn, I've wanted to be in porn.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler

Buck Nekkid ?

Posted by: JT at March 26, 2021 11:33 AM (arJlL)

112 TJM, thanks for explaining the Betty White thing.

Posted by: creeper at March 26, 2021 11:33 AM (XxJt1)

113 Ever since I became aware of porn, I've wanted to be in porn.

Getting in is easy, getting back out is the tough part I'm told. After a while it's just another job.

Posted by: IP at March 26, 2021 11:33 AM (pWrfh)

114 He was the son of famous Hollywood gossip columnist Hedda Hopper who, in her early days, tried to make it as an actress. Back then, she had a little bit of the Loretta Young look to her:


https://tinyurl.com/45k6hexd
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2021 11:29 AM (2JVJo)

Her down-turned eyes look positively corpse-like.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2021 11:33 AM (mzC78)

115 Barbara Hale should do more for me but...nah. She just sorta seems average. Whatever 'it' is, 'it' isn't there for me. Not fugly just...not 'it'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 11:33 AM (ifmtJ)

116 Our kids' orthodontist sent us a, "Congratulations! You've fully paid
for your kiddo's braces!" card and included glitter in the envelope.
Static electricity and glitter - now there's a combination guaranteed to
create a prolonged mess.

.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Glitter - The Herpes of the Hobby World

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 26, 2021 11:33 AM (DjiZK)

117 He was the son of famous Hollywood gossip columnist Hedda Hopper who, in her early days, tried to make it as an actress. Back then, she had a little bit of the Loretta Young look to her:

https://tinyurl.com/45k6hexd
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2021


***

Some Claudette Colbert mixed in there too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 26, 2021 11:34 AM (/XOcP)

118 when I was young and selling antiques

around the gay decorators, I was known as not such a nice guy

which meant I wasn't a mark and I didn't take post dated checks

and if you gave me a bad check, I sent in the Animal

They don't view Biden as nice guy, they see him as a sucker

Posted by: REDACTED at March 26, 2021 11:34 AM (6iURM)

119 >>American politics is not a pay-for-play exercise.


. . . and Boston isn't a college town.

PUPPET SHOW
Republican Party

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 11:34 AM (bDqIh)

120 First thing people say when a mass shooting is announced.

***

ISWYDT

Heh

Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2021 11:34 AM (m45I2)

121 The GOP will not get the message otherwise. Having more Dems in the Senate or the House is not going to make this crap-fest worse than it is now with Failure Theater fully operational. If 2024 is for all the marbles (and it is), we need a functional opposition party for 2024.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 26, 2021 11:30 AM (mdjgu)

---------------

This.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 26, 2021 11:34 AM (cwI4U)

122 Bet he white.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 26, 2021 11:34 AM (2BZBZ)

123 For the RNC to fully learn this lesson, and finally get on board with the plan to save the country by 2024, they need to get it good and hard in 2022.

Support primary challengers to every GOP incumbent running for office. If the challengers don't succeed, either stay home or vote for the Dem on Election Day 2022.

The GOP will not get the message otherwise. Having more Dems in the Senate or the House is not going to make this crap-fest worse than it is now with Failure Theater fully operational. If 2024 is for all the marbles (and it is), we need a functional opposition party for 2024.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 26, 2021 11:30 AM (mdjgu)

Rather than vote against every repuke, i'm only considering voting for them if they are PDJT endorsed THIS cycle. otherwise, the challenger get the vote.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 11:35 AM (8D42x)

124 Pandemic today, pandemic tomorrow, pandemic forever!

Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 26, 2021 11:35 AM (II3Gr)

125 It's been a long time since I fired up the oven to produce biscotti.

Maybe I'll make some for Easter since I don't dare try to replicate Mom's ricotta pie that was just OMG.

Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2021 11:35 AM (DJFLF)

126 HOA president.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional

I'd rather be Hooha prez/

Posted by: JT at March 26, 2021 11:35 AM (arJlL)

127 DavidT at 85 has it right- the "mean tweets" was always just a pretense. If DJT was just crass, well, how's that any different than the Arkansas hillbillies with pretensions of grandeur? Nope- it was always his policies, you know, the threat to actually enact what they pretend to support, that made him the most dangerous threat to them.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 26, 2021 11:35 AM (7o4Oo)

128 The First Thing People Say When a New Shooting Is Announced:

"I hope this unfortunate outburst won't affect his FBI Informants' Pension."

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 26, 2021 11:35 AM (Ndje9)

129 Something tells me the GOP no longer needs your money. Sure, they'll take it but other countries and cooperations pay more.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 26, 2021 11:35 AM (LNVrA)

130 Fascinating lights over Seattle last night.

https://twitter.com/ komonews/status/1375307292711641089
Remove space

(I can't get the tiny url thingy to come up any more)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2021 11:31 AM (axyOa)

Supposedly a satellite playing 'Major Tom', but who knows.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 11:35 AM (ifmtJ)

131
Ever since I became aware of porn, I've wanted to be in porn.
Getting in is easy, getting back out is the tough part I'm told. After a while it's just another job.
Phrasing?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 26, 2021 11:35 AM (DjiZK)

132 Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 26, 2021 11:30 AM (mdjgu)

I totally disagree for obvious reasons.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 26, 2021 11:35 AM (2DOZq)

133 *waves to Insom*

Posted by: SMH at March 26, 2021 11:36 AM (wparq)

134 "Donald Trump had an ambitious plan to reshape the government to serve

the people that elected it, and what did we do to help? We didn't do

squat. Why? Because he tweeted mean things."

No, they back-stabbed him because he had an ambitious plan to reshape the government to serve
the people that elected it.
Posted by: davidt

Didja see that Mitt "Lost My Mittens, Mind, and Morals" Romney has "won" the Kennedy Profiles In Courage Award f for betraying Trump and the country. TTS had an in depth sycophantic story on it.

Stunning and brave.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 26, 2021 11:36 AM (VVEnO)

135 and if you gave me a bad check, I sent in the Animal

Eric Burden ?

Posted by: JT at March 26, 2021 11:36 AM (arJlL)

136 This is what they took from us.
And I fucking dare you to listen to my music and be in a bad mood. I dare you to play my music with your girl and not breed with her within 15 minutes.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g6-8J93kyZY

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KLjpJZbxkAU

Posted by: Based Billy Ocean at March 26, 2021 11:36 AM (xpJpI)

137 Justice Dept. has charged 474 people with trying to steal more than $569 million in covid-related fraud schemes

Posted by: SMOD at March 26, 2021 11:37 AM (3aI0K)

138 Is that photo of Olbermann in the garage or basement real? Cuz' if it is....

Fuck it... even if it's shopped it's funny as hell.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 26, 2021 11:37 AM (3H9h1)

139 Ever since I became aware of porn, I've wanted to be in porn.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 26, 2021 11:32 AM (VVEnO)

i mean, if ron jeremy can do it...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 11:37 AM (8D42x)

140 It's very similar to the SD legislature sending Noem a bill that enacts what she ostensibly supports. You cannot draw the curtain back on the kabuki like that (might have mixed a metaphor there). Hope the FL legislature does the same to DeSantis. Don't know what he'd do, but I'd sure like to.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 26, 2021 11:37 AM (7o4Oo)

141 *waves to Insom*
Posted by: SMH

( Sniffs armpits......shrugs)

Posted by: JT at March 26, 2021 11:37 AM (arJlL)

142 Paul Ryan is a Democrat sleeper agent and a pedophile.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 26, 2021 11:37 AM (yQpMk)

143 Ever since I became aware of porn, I've wanted to be in porn.
Getting in is easy, getting back out is the tough part I'm told. After a while it's just another job.

-
Every day you're busting your hump?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 26, 2021 11:37 AM (VVEnO)

144 Didn't recognize Barbara Hale. I mostly saw her in her later years, like the classic Giant Spider Invasion.

She was a looker, tho.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Clog Dancing on My Roof at March 26, 2021


***

Some years ago my local Fox outlet was running episodes of Perry in the early morning before the news. It startled me to see that, in episodes filmed in the late '50s and early '60s, her Della often wore backless shoes -- a very racy thing for a respectable woman to wear back then, I think. Interesting choice from the wardrobe people.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 26, 2021 11:38 AM (/XOcP)

145 It's all lies. Trump didn't lose the real popular vote. Nobody voted for that imbecile. It was all mail-in vote fraud and voting machine shenanigans.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 26, 2021 11:38 AM (2BZBZ)

146 PMITA prisons.

First somebody has to explain it to me. I get that "ITA" means "in the @$$" Is "PM" "pretty much" or "pounded mightily"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2021 11:38 AM (VP4Cd)

147 and if you gave me a bad check, I sent in the Animal

George Steele?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2021 11:38 AM (2JVJo)

148 Hi JT : )

Posted by: SMH at March 26, 2021 11:38 AM (wparq)

149 Some of the most satisfying moments of my day are those spent deleting emails from RINOs begging for money.

Posted by: creeper at March 26, 2021 11:38 AM (XxJt1)

150 122 Bet he white.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 26, 2021 11:34 AM (2BZBZ)

her middle name is Barbara

so it's Bet he B White

Posted by: REDACTED at March 26, 2021 11:38 AM (6iURM)

151 For just a second I thought I knew who Who 'Dis was. It's what's his name--cockney accent but I was wrong.

Posted by: Northern lurker at March 26, 2021 11:38 AM (lgiXo)

152 Fen,

PM = pound me

Posted by: SMH at March 26, 2021 11:39 AM (wparq)

153 Anyone else listening to/watching War Room? They're reading Hunter's email from the Lap Top From Hell, about Hallie throwing his gun away.


Raheem is going to publish the whole thing in the next few minutes. Can't wait!

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 26, 2021 11:39 AM (ptqGC)

154 Hi JT : )
Posted by: SMH

LOL !

Hiya SMH !

Posted by: JT at March 26, 2021 11:39 AM (arJlL)

155 Ever since I became aware of porn, I've wanted to be in porn.
Getting in is easy, getting back out is the tough part I'm told. After a while it's just another job.
Phrasing?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 26, 2021 11:35 AM (DjiZK)

ive been in, and out, and in, and out, and...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 11:39 AM (8D42x)

156 First somebody has to explain it to me. I get that "ITA" means "in the @$$" Is "PM" "pretty much" or "pounded mightily"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2021 11:38 AM (VP4Cd)


Pound Me In The Ass.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2021 11:39 AM (2JVJo)

157 Every day you're busting your hump?
More like "everyday you're around another arrogant asshole looking to get paid".

Posted by: IP at March 26, 2021 11:39 AM (pWrfh)

158 osted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 26, 2021 11:33 AM (HaL55)

Sorry she's having this additional struggles. Prayers will continue.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2021 11:39 AM (VP4Cd)

159 You may be asking yourselves what you're going to get for your money. What did we do for the last four years. Especially for the first two years when we held the majority in both houses of congress.

-----

From yesterday:

Every elected GOP member who stood up and fought the election fraud, and who still refuse to acknowledge Biden's legitimacy, are now speaking up about our rights being stripped away.

Posted by: ... at March 25, 2021 12:42 PM (WvPpP)
And now, a message from the RNC:

Send us money. That's it. That's the message.

You may be asking yourselves what you're going to get for your money. What did we do for the last four years. Especially for the first two years when we held the majority in both houses of congress.

-----

From yesterday:

Every elected GOP member who stood up and fought the election fraud, and who still refuse to acknowledge Biden's legitimacy, are now speaking up about our rights being stripped away.

Posted by: ... at March 25, 2021 12:42 PM (WvPpP)

Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2021 11:39 AM (WqPYg)

160 Ever since I became aware of porn, I've wanted to be in porn.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 26, 2021 11:32 AM (VVEnO)

i mean, if ron jeremy can do it...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 11:37 AM (8D42x)

If I had Ron Jeremy's dick, I'd do porn too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 11:40 AM (ifmtJ)

161 Biscotti promises more than it delivers.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2021 11:40 AM (m45I2)

162 oop. copy/paste fail -- sorry.

Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2021 11:40 AM (WqPYg)

163
Barbara Hale brings to mind my opinion, which I shall freely share here with you jackwagons, that the recent revival of Perry Mason blew chunks, bigly, in its last two episodes. Between a woke Della going to law school and Perry paying for a hung jury and ADA Hamilton Burger being gay (or bi, BWTFC?), it electrocuted itself on more live wires than Sparky the Squirrel, who just blew out the transformer on the back pole and plunged your neighborhood into no power for four hours.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2021 11:40 AM (pNxlR)

164 OK, folks, I'm out. Going to try to nap before work. Will probably see you all later.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2021 11:40 AM (2JVJo)

165 I shall endeavor to keep his innocence intact.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2021 11:31 AM (45fpk)
----------------

Umm, he's been married to you how long?

Because I suspect that ship sailed long ago.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 26, 2021 11:40 AM (2SdPm)

166 146 PMITA prisons.

First somebody has to explain it to me. I get that "ITA" means "in the @$$" Is "PM" "pretty much" or "pounded mightily"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2021 11:38 AM (VP4Cd)

You have not watched Office Space enough.

"Pound Me"

Posted by: Buzzion at March 26, 2021 11:40 AM (zd+V8)

167 First somebody has to explain it to me. I get that "ITA" means "in the @$$" Is "PM" "pretty much" or "pounded mightily"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2021 11:38 AM (VP4Cd)

Pound Me - Office Space reference

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 26, 2021 11:40 AM (DjiZK)

168 Why yes, I have a death wish. Why do you ask?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 26, 2021 11:41 AM (2SdPm)

169 As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster ...

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 26, 2021 11:41 AM (yQpMk)

170 and if you gave me a bad check, I sent in the AnimalEric Burden ?

Muppet drummer in Doctor Teeth and the Electric Mayhem Band.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 26, 2021 11:41 AM (HaL55)

171 Both Barbara and Richard have extensive resumes on IMDb, so I can't easily see where they intersect. There used to be a feature there where you could search for properties that had 1 or more people in common, but I don't see it now -- maybe you have to have an account.

Anyway: good choices from Old Hollywood.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 26, 2021 11:41 AM (/XOcP)

172 Barbara Hale, or as I knew her "Della Street" from Perry Mason.

Beautiful woman.

Posted by: portlandon at March 26, 2021 11:41 AM (+oR7L)

173 Ha!

I actually FORGOT that Ryan was Speaker of the House!

What a fucking failure of a person he is!

Die, GOP, die!

Posted by: RKae at March 26, 2021 11:41 AM (8/Lo5)

174 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2021 11:39 AM (2JVJo)

O.K. Thanks, I guess. I did ask . I think "Pounded Mightily" sounds classier, for some values of classy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2021 11:41 AM (VP4Cd)

175

Desert Hell was a connection between Barbara and Richard

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051531

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2021 11:41 AM (63Dwl)

176 If I had Ron Jeremy's dick, I'd do porn too.

You could ask I suppose, I don't believe he's currently using it.

Posted by: IP at March 26, 2021 11:41 AM (pWrfh)

177 I dove a Biscotti for a while. That Italian pile of junk was always in the shop.

Posted by: Jim Eagle at March 26, 2021 11:42 AM (DFhj3)

178
First somebody has to explain it to me. I get that "ITA" means "in the @$$" Is "PM" "pretty much" or "pounded mightily"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


The movie "Office Space" 'splains it all, Fen.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2021 11:42 AM (pNxlR)

179 If I had Ron Jeremy's dick, I'd do porn too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 11:40 AM (ifmtJ)

idk, i don't think i'd want to be within 10 feet of his dick, much less touch it...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 11:42 AM (8D42x)

180 As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster ...
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 26, 2021 11:41 AM (yQpMk)
++++
I was waiting for it. Nice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2021 11:42 AM (Jsjd7)

181 >>It's been a long time since I fired up the oven to produce biscotti.


Heh, yeah, I am feeling inspired to bake some, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 11:42 AM (bDqIh)

182 idk, i don't think i'd want to be within 10 feet of his dick, much less touch it...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 11:42 AM (8D42x)
++++
Well you're a guy, so....

Posted by: The dude that talks to Jake from State Farm at March 26, 2021 11:43 AM (Jsjd7)

183 I don't know who the actress is, but that man is a one. Hubba hubba.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 26, 2021 11:43 AM (fxCK2)

184 . . .the recent revival of Perry Mason blew chunks, bigly, in its last two episodes. Between a woke Della going to law school and Perry paying for a hung jury and ADA Hamilton Burger being gay (or bi, BWTFC?), it electrocuted itself on more live wires than Sparky the Squirrel, who just blew out the transformer on the back pole and plunged your neighborhood into no power for four hours.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2021


***

Mason as written by Gardner was originally a semi-hardboiled sort of guy who was not above cutting some corners or bending some laws to help a client. If they had done it like that it would have had a chance to be great.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 26, 2021 11:43 AM (/XOcP)

185 147 and if you gave me a bad check, I sent in the Animal

George Steele?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2021 11:38 AM (2JVJo)

he was a friend of a guy that worked for me

he was not a person you screwed with

and he wasn't cheap, either

Posted by: REDACTED at March 26, 2021 11:43 AM (6iURM)

186

PMITA, federal prison optional but, ooh la la, the showers...

Posted by: Don LeMonparty at March 26, 2021 11:43 AM (ZiYRU)

187 177 I dove a Biscotti for a while. That Italian pile of junk was always in the shop.
Posted by: Jim Eagle at March 26, 2021 11:42 AM (DFhj3)


Biscotti - rhymes with Ducati!

Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2021 11:44 AM (DJFLF)

188
Thanks, I guess. I did ask . I think "Pounded Mightily" sounds classier, for some values of classy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


That's "penis mightier"!

-- Sean Connery on SNL "Jeopardy"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2021 11:44 AM (pNxlR)

189 Hi SMH! *waves*

Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 26, 2021 11:44 AM (II3Gr)

190 If I had Ron Jeremy's dick, I'd do porn too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 11:40 AM (ifmtJ)

idk, i don't think i'd want to be within 10 feet of his dick, much less touch it...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 11:42 AM (8D42x)

Well tastes vary.
But thousands of women are hot for the hedgehog, even off camera oddly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 11:44 AM (ifmtJ)

191 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 26, 2021 11:39 AM (2JVJo)

O.K. Thanks, I guess. I did ask . I think "Pounded Mightily" sounds classier, for some values of classy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2021 11:41 AM (VP4Cd)

can we all just take a moment to enjoy the fact we have Fen pondering the classier aspects of pound mightily vs pound me regarding forcible prison sex...

sorry, but i literally LOL'd

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 11:44 AM (8D42x)

192 Photo #2 of Who Dis Dude

Where did he get a copy of my skull X-rays?? That's got to be a HIPAA violation!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2021 11:44 AM (m45I2)

193
Scrub scrub here
Scrub scrub there
Whether you're pink or bronze
A man can wash another man
In the Merry Old Land of Oz

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 26, 2021 11:44 AM (yQpMk)

194 I understand whst you're saying SM, and certainly don't begrudge, but, from my perspective, the nose in question is syphiltic and cancerous, and the cutting off is not to spite, but to save the face.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 26, 2021 11:45 AM (7o4Oo)

195 190 Well tastes vary.
But thousands of women are hot for the hedgehog, even off camera oddly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 11:44 AM (ifmtJ)

=========

That may have more to do with fame than body shape.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 11:45 AM (LvTSG)

196 can we all just take a moment to enjoy the fact we have Fen pondering
the classier aspects of pound mightily vs pound me regarding forcible
prison sex...



I wasn't going to go there, but yea, I noticed and wondered how THAT convo was going to go.

Posted by: IP at March 26, 2021 11:45 AM (pWrfh)

197 That's "penis mightier"!

-- Sean Connery on SNL "Jeopardy"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2021 11:44 AM (pNxlR)

Le Tits Now...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 11:45 AM (8D42x)

198 can we all just take a moment to enjoy the fact we have Fen pondering the classier aspects of pound mightily vs pound me regarding forcible prison sex...

sorry, but i literally LOL'd
Posted by: SturmToddler
---

So did I.

No offense, Fen.

Posted by: SMH at March 26, 2021 11:45 AM (wparq)

199 195 190 Well tastes vary.
But thousands of women are hot for the hedgehog, even off camera oddly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 11:44 AM (ifmtJ)

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That may have more to do with fame than body shape.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 11:45 AM (LvTSG)

And the footlong.

Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 26, 2021 11:46 AM (II3Gr)

200 146 PMITA prisons.

First somebody has to explain it to me. I get that "ITA" means "in the @$$" Is "PM" "pretty much" or "pounded mightily"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2021 11:38 AM (VP4Cd)


Pound Me. It's from the movie Office Space.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 26, 2021 11:46 AM (+WGMY)

201 idk, i don't think i'd want to be within 10 feet of his dick, much less touch it...

We do know where that thing's been, thanks to Vivid Video. Um, so I was told...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 26, 2021 11:46 AM (HaL55)

202 Well tastes vary.
But thousands of women are hot for the hedgehog, even off camera oddly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 11:44 AM (ifmtJ)

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That may have more to do with fame than body shape.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 11:45 AM (LvTSG)

Sure. Fame got Henry Kissinger laid a lot.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 11:46 AM (ifmtJ)

203 Well tastes vary.
But thousands of women are hot for the hedgehog, even off camera oddly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 11:44 AM (ifmtJ)


I think he's been cancelled because he was a bit more hands on at conventions than some ladies liked.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 26, 2021 11:46 AM (zd+V8)

204 If 2024 is for all the marbles (and it is), we need a functional opposition party for 2024.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 26, 2021 11:30 AM (mdjgu)

If the united government in power is following the path of tyrannical neoliberalism, which is basically communism with even less regards for workers, why wait until 2024?

Take the Washington route.

Posted by: trev006 at March 26, 2021 11:46 AM (0HpOW)

205 I saw Cancerous Nose open for Infected Thorax at the International Medical Technology Convention in Orlando back in '93.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2021 11:46 AM (Jsjd7)

206 H&K HK45 V1 DA/SA .45 ACP PISTOL WITH SAFETY DECOCKER, BLACK; $750; https://bit.ly/3tUlMri

Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2021 11:46 AM (UW2ZS)

207 Message for the RNC:

Learn to code.

Oh, and also go get your fucking shinebox.

Posted by: Roy at March 26, 2021 11:46 AM (v4nvo)

208 Well tastes vary.

EWW... just EWW!

Posted by: IP at March 26, 2021 11:46 AM (pWrfh)

209 New WH Reporter Ronald Crump

I Lol'ed

Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2021 11:47 AM (HrMC1)

210 20 Let's not forget the GOPe foisted Mitt on us, who after losing the election in a massive display of incompetence proceeded to stab President Trump in the back as soon as he entered the Senate. Truly a staunch defender of the Republican Party.

Posted by: Flyguy at March 26, 2021 11:21 AM (3sOO0)

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Ungrateful h8rs! Miss me yet?

Posted by: W at March 26, 2021 11:47 AM (WqPYg)

211 If I had Ron Jeremy's dick, I'd do porn too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang

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I wouldn't do it... not even with a stolen dick... like you're planning to do.

Posted by: RKae at March 26, 2021 11:47 AM (c4cLb)

212 I actually FORGOT that Ryan was Speaker of the House!

-
Don't worry. So did he.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 26, 2021 11:47 AM (VVEnO)

213 But thousands of women are hot for the hedgehog, even off camera oddly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 11:44 AM (ifmtJ)

yeah, i hope(?) that's due to fame. because i REALLY don't understand it. but good for him i guess.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 11:47 AM (8D42x)

214 Crickey, in the Hard Drive From Hell, Hunter emails Hallie's sister (who he was having an affair with) complaining about Hallie throwing his gun away, and how Hallie doesn't want him around her daughter because he watches porn and masturbates and she doesn't want the girl exposed to it.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 26, 2021 11:47 AM (ptqGC)

215 Does it go without saying that Jennifer Palmieri is part of the Hillary inner-circle hive?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 11:21 AM (bDqIh)


She ran The Beast's 2016 campaign from Hell.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 11:47 AM (y7DUB)

216 Ungrateful h8rs! Miss me yet?
Posted by: W at March 26, 2021 11:47 AM (WqPYg)
++++
Compared to Biden? Sure. Compared to Trump? LOLGF.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2021 11:47 AM (Jsjd7)

217 EWW... just EWW!
Posted by: IP at March 26, 2021 11:46 AM (pWrfh)

No shit. He's revolting.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 26, 2021 11:47 AM (Ez6QX)

218 IIRC, some of the Perry Mason novels hinted at a relationship between Perry and Della.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2021 11:47 AM (mzC78)

219 If I had Ron Jeremy's dick, I'd do porn too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang

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I wouldn't do it... not even with a stolen dick... like you're planning to do.
Posted by: RKae at March 26, 2021 11:47 AM (c4cLb)

didn't king missle do a song about that in the mid 90s?

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 11:48 AM (8D42x)

220 I thought PMITA was the new slogan for the COVID vaccination program:

Poke me in the arm!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2021 11:48 AM (m45I2)

221 The RNC is not going to SAY anything, let alone DO anything to stop the Biden madness.
They believe that they are a shoo-in to re-take the House in 2022 and are going to keep their head down.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2021 11:48 AM (HrMC1)

222 211 If I had Ron Jeremy's dick, I'd do porn too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang

-----

I wouldn't do it... not even with a stolen dick... like you're planning to do.
Posted by: RKae at March 26, 2021 11:47 AM (c4cLb)

It's a great plot for a heist movie. We'll call it Ocean's 11 Inches

Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 26, 2021 11:49 AM (II3Gr)

223 211 If I had Ron Jeremy's dick, I'd do porn too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang



Mark 2 Dicks

I dunno

Posted by: REDACTED at March 26, 2021 11:49 AM (6iURM)

224 170 and if you gave me a bad check, I sent in the AnimalEric Burden ?

Muppet drummer in Doctor Teeth and the Electric Mayhem Band.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 26, 2021 11:41 AM (HaL55)

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Heh.

"BAD CHECK!! BAAAAAD CHECK!!!"

*BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG*

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 26, 2021 11:49 AM (dfRN6)

225
Every squirrel has a name, with "Squishy" and "Sparky" having many takers. "Lunch" is in the mix, too.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2021 11:49 AM (pNxlR)

226 Too bad Perry Mason ended up in that wheelchair. He no longer had standing.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2021 11:49 AM (m45I2)

227 If I had Ron Jeremy's dick, I'd do porn too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang

-----

I wouldn't do it... not even with a stolen dick... like you're planning to do.
Posted by: RKae at March 26, 2021 11:47 AM (c4cLb)

It's a great plot for a heist movie. We'll call it Ocean's 11 Inches
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 26, 2021 11:49 AM (II3Gr)

Detachable Penis 2: Even Bigger

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 11:50 AM (ifmtJ)

228
I wouldn't do it... not even with a stolen dick... like you're planning to do.
Posted by: RKae at March 26, 2021 11:47 AM (c4cLb)

didn't king missle do a song about that in the mid 90s?
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 11:48 AM (8D42x)

"Detachable Penis"


And Ron Jeremy isn't even that big. It looks big because he's 4' 11"

Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2021 11:50 AM (HrMC1)

229
Poke me in the arm!
Posted by: Muldoon


Muldoon, ever our cherubic innocent!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2021 11:50 AM (pNxlR)

230 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2021 11:32 AM (s2VJv)

**

Hey JJ. I left you something in the comments at Cut Jib.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2021 11:50 AM (m45I2)

231 Too bad Perry Mason ended up in that wheelchair. He no longer had standing.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2021 11:49 AM (m45I2)

so he was arguing in front of SCOTUS?

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 11:50 AM (8D42x)

232 Took me a few seconds to get "bet he white"

Posted by: banana Dream at March 26, 2021 11:50 AM (J8bDE)

233 >>. . .the recent revival of Perry Mason blew chunks, bigly,


The concept of "remake" seems to now be "we steal the title and then make something that has barely anything to do with the original. The Perry Mason remake was horrid -- at least the parts I watched before turning it off.

Speaking of remake/reboots, Disney + is rebooting "National Treasure" as a tv show, except the lead is now an illegal alien "dreamer" exploring identity.

I wish I were making that up.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 11:50 AM (bDqIh)

234 It's a great plot for a heist movie. We'll call it Ocean's 11 Inches
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 26, 2021 11:49 AM (II3Gr)

Though, on second thought, that is a great joke

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 11:50 AM (ifmtJ)

235 I like biscotti.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 26, 2021 11:50 AM (xTpJJ)

236 Too bad Perry Mason ended up in that wheelchair. He no longer had standing.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2021 11:49 AM (m45I2)

But he had iron sides

Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2021 11:51 AM (HrMC1)

237 Ever since I saw kbdabear, I've always wanted to be kbdabear's lighting guy.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2021 11:51 AM (axyOa)

238 New WH Reporter Ronald Crump

I Lol'ed
Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2021


***

Grandson of Helen, I guess

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 26, 2021 11:51 AM (/XOcP)

239 > I actually FORGOT that Ryan was Speaker of the House!

Every new Speaker needs to watch that video of Nanzi Pelosi drunkenly asserting she can seat or unseat anyone she pleases, elections be damned. They need to watch it over and over and over until it sinks in that they need to be amoral vipers, not collegial gentlemen.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2021 11:51 AM (UW2ZS)

240 It's Governor Jameson of Hawaii.

He's looking good for being 107 years old!

Posted by: Steve McGarritt at March 26, 2021 11:51 AM (xxG/v)

241
And Ron Jeremy isn't even that big. It looks big because he's 4' 11"
Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2021 11:50 AM (HrMC1)

same reason i date midgets.

tiny hands...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 11:51 AM (8D42x)

242 Wow, I posted and then started reading the comments. I think I should go before the morons start writing the script and finding the producer for that particular film! ha ha

Have a great weekend, ya morons!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 26, 2021 11:52 AM (fxCK2)

243 The RNC is not going to SAY anything, let alone DO anything to stop the Biden madness.
They believe that they are a shoo-in to re-take the House in 2022 and are going to keep their head down.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2021 11:48 AM (HrMC1)


Maybe some of their Vote Harder pompom wavers could clue us in to how they plan on unfucking the chicken. Because pestering us with the latest Trojan horse isn't a good game plan.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 11:52 AM (y7DUB)

244 and how Hallie doesn't want him around her daughter because he watches porn and masturbates and she doesn't want the girl exposed to it.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 26, 2021 11:47 AM (ptqGC)

When Giuliani didn't expose the Biden's incest, I figured this was the reason Hallie didn't want her daughter around him.

Posted by: trev006 at March 26, 2021 11:52 AM (0HpOW)

245 "We're the RNC, and we think it's better to lose and be rid of Donald Trump than to win and have to read his mean tweets for four more years."

Don't buy that canard. The GOPe only used the "mean tweets" reason because they couldn't say the real reason they resisted Trump; he was actually pushing for the things the party purported to fight for, which were in direct opposition with what party leadership's monied masters wanted.

The GOPe is just as corrupt as DNCe. Now we get to see the socialists get surprised as the dems betray them for their corporate sponsors.

Posted by: Grimmy at March 26, 2021 11:52 AM (3MG/9)

246 Mitt Romney and courage?

This is the same dude who made a fake sock on Twitter to Voxplain why anyone insulting Mitt Romney is wrong.

How could someone who could have feasibly been the President of the United States in 2012 be reduced to creating Google Alerts for anyone who uses his name in a bad way - a.k.a the Jake Tapper one-man Twitter P.R Committee?

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at March 26, 2021 11:52 AM (HK8/E)

247 >>> If I had Ron Jeremy's dick, I'd do porn too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang


If you like anything, don't get a job doing it.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 26, 2021 11:52 AM (J8bDE)

248 232 Took me a few seconds to get "bet he white"
Posted by: banana Dream at March 26, 2021 11:50 AM (J8bDE)

that's b/c you are white

Posted by: REDACTED at March 26, 2021 11:53 AM (6iURM)

249 171 Both Barbara and Richard have extensive resumes on IMDb, so I can't easily see where they intersect. There used to be a feature there where you could search for properties that had 1 or more people in common, but I don't see it now -- maybe you have to have an account.

Anyway: good choices from Old Hollywood.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 26, 2021 11:41 AM (/XOcP)


That's the feature I use.

Go to imdb

Click on 'All' from the menu bar

Select 'Advanced Search'

Over on the right, click on 'Search Collaborations'

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 26, 2021 11:53 AM (+WGMY)

250
Speaking of remake/reboots, Disney + is rebooting "National Treasure" as a tv show, except the lead is now an illegal alien "dreamer" exploring identity.

I wish I were making that up.

Posted by: Lizzy


One shudders to think was would be the "treasure".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2021 11:53 AM (pNxlR)

251 Speaking of remake/reboots, Disney + is rebooting "National Treasure" as a tv show, except the lead is now an illegal alien "dreamer" exploring identity.

I wish I were making that up.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 11:50 AM (bDqIh)

my first reaction was YGBFSM, then i realized it was disney and the times we live in.

and i'm not at all surprised.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 11:53 AM (8D42x)

252
I like biscotti.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 26, 2021 11:50 AM (xTpJJ)

I like the Wizard of OZ

Posted by: Weird Kid -- on line to see Santa with aviator helmet hat at March 26, 2021 11:53 AM (gmo/4)

253 The only way the Biden administration could be any more entertaining is if Keef Olbermann was press secretary.


That would be awesome.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 26, 2021 11:53 AM (ptqGC)

254 PSA GEN3 PA10 18" MID-LENGTH .308 WIN 1/10 STAINLESS STEEL 15" LIGHTWEIGHT M-LOK STR SSA-E RIFLE; $1230; https://bit.ly/3lW3fYJ

Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2021 11:53 AM (UW2ZS)

255 An "Adjustable Penis" would be even better than a Detachable penis.

That way, you can size it to whatever your (current) partners preference is.....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2021 11:54 AM (HrMC1)

256 255 An "Adjustable Penis" would be even better than a Detachable penis.

That way, you can size it to whatever your (current) partners preference is.....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2021 11:54 AM (HrMC1)

==========

"You know what the ladies say..."

"Ouch?"

*scurries away feeling small*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 11:54 AM (LvTSG)

257
Maybe some of their Vote Harder pompom wavers could clue us in to how they plan on unfucking the chicken. Because pestering us with the latest Trojan horse isn't a good game plan.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 26, 2021 11:52 AM (y7DUB)

I agree with you, I'm just pointing out their game plan....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2021 11:55 AM (HrMC1)

258 An "Adjustable Penis" would be even better than a Detachable penis.



That way, you can size it to whatever your (current) partners preference is.....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2021 11:54 AM (HrMC1)

Now, that is what science should be working on, not some little blue pill.

Posted by: Archer at March 26, 2021 11:55 AM (gmo/4)

259 Speaking of remake/reboots, Disney + is rebooting "National Treasure" as a tv show, except the lead is now an illegal alien "dreamer" exploring identity.
I wish I were making that up.
Posted by: Lizzy

One shudders to think was would be the "treasure".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2021 11:53 AM (pNxlR)

citizenship and free housing, medicare, food stamps, and basic income at 50k / yr for life...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 11:56 AM (8D42x)

260 All incumbents out.

That is all.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 26, 2021 11:56 AM (ufFY8)

261 And now, a word from Squawking Squaw.

Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
The Republican who is sitting in Stacey Abrams' chair just signed a despicable voter suppression bill into law to take Georgia back to Jim Crow. The Senate must pass the #ForThePeople Act and John Lewis Voting Rights Act immediately - our democracy is at stake tonight.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 26, 2021 11:56 AM (VVEnO)

262 If Ken Olberman dressed up as Jen Psaki, would anyone notice?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2021 11:56 AM (wcgf+)

263 >>Too bad Perry Mason ended up in that wheelchair. He no longer had standing.


I always frigate that part

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 11:56 AM (bDqIh)

264 Please say Perry Mason and Lost in Space

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at March 26, 2021 11:56 AM (fMhOl)

265 It's a great plot for a heist movie. We'll call it Ocean's 11 Inches
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 26, 2021 11:49 AM (II3Gr)

Detachable Penis 2: Even Bigger

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 11:50 AM (ifmtJ)


5-Headed Penis Attack!

New on SyFy!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 26, 2021 11:56 AM (+WGMY)

266 I totally disagree for obvious reasons.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 26, 2021 11:35 AM (2DOZq)

I get it. Every day that the Dems deliver a new body blow to the body politic - and there's a fresh one almost daily - I wince. I know that the GOPe is banking on the base wanting to do anything to make the pain stop, because it has *always* worked in the past.

The difference this time, is that we know what they do when they get the House, Senate and White House - this happened in 2016. They proceeded to shiv Trump at every opportunity, and sabotage every item on our wish list. Planned Parenthood. PBS/NPR. Roe v. Wade. Obamacare. Getting out of needless wars. Sensible Census policies. The Border Wall.

This is not theoretical. We know what this GOP will do in the future, because they've done it already. I'm not in that camp anymore. I'd rather see this GOP die, and let everyone suffer equally, than go through that again. When everyone suffers, that's when things will finally change. Not one second before. Look at NYC pre-Giuliani for a real world example of this.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 26, 2021 11:57 AM (mdjgu)

267
Too bad Perry Mason ended up in that wheelchair. He no longer had standing.
Posted by: Muldoon


The too seldom seen outtake from the show where Burr, in the wheelchair, was inattentive while at the top of the Lombardy Street hill in SF, is side-splittingly funny!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2021 11:57 AM (pNxlR)

268 252
I like biscotti.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 26, 2021 11:50 AM (xTpJJ)

I like the Wizard of OZ
-----------
Yep. Ralphie was a good judge of people.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 26, 2021 11:57 AM (xTpJJ)

269 Long story short, the government is corrupt and full of crooks from top to bottom, and Trump was the outsider messing up all the crooked scams and schemes.

Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2021 11:57 AM (DFhj3)

270 264 Please say Perry Mason and Lost in Space
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at March 26, 2021 11:56 AM (fMhOl)


OK, Perry Mason and Lost in Space. But it's not right.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 26, 2021 11:57 AM (+WGMY)

271
"You know what the ladies say..."

"Ouch?"

*scurries away feeling small*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 11:54 AM (LvTSG)

But with an Adjustable Penis, you don't have to worry!
No more scurrying away in shame or embarrassment!
Now you can make IT any size SHE likes!

Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2021 11:57 AM (HrMC1)

272 Perry Mason was gay as fuck.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 26, 2021 11:57 AM (xTpJJ)

273 @SenWarren
The Republican who is sitting in Stacey Abrams' chair just signed a despicable voter suppression bill into law to take Georgia back to Jim Crow. The Senate must pass the #ForThePeople Act and John Lewis Voting Rights Act immediately - our democracy is at stake tonight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 26, 2021 11:56 AM (VVEnO)
++++
Fuck her completely. While I don't wish to accelerate my death, I do look forward to seeing her getting raped by one of satan's minions when I see her in hell. She richly deserves the eternal perdition that she will surely receive.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2021 11:57 AM (Jsjd7)

274 Adjustable?
Show me one guy that would dial it back from 11...

Posted by: IP at March 26, 2021 11:57 AM (pWrfh)

275 Speaking of remake/reboots, Disney + is rebooting "National Treasure" as a tv show, except the lead is now an illegal alien "dreamer" exploring identity.

I wish I were making that up.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 11:50 AM (bDqI

Ok, now I'm dead inside.... but not for long.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-n3sUWR4FV4

Posted by: Based Billy Ocean at March 26, 2021 11:57 AM (xpJpI)

276 Go to imdb

Click on 'All' from the menu bar
Select 'Advanced Search'
Over on the right, click on 'Search Collaborations'

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 26, 2021


***
The Menu doesn't show anything like "All" or a search feature for me. Maybe you have to sign in?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 26, 2021 11:57 AM (/XOcP)

277 269 Long story short, the government is corrupt and full of crooks from top to bottom, and Trump was the outsider messing up all the crooked scams and schemes.
Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2021 11:57 AM (DFhj3)

=======

Wait...I thought Obama came to Washington to clean it up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 11:57 AM (LvTSG)

278 Is an Adjustable Penis anything like a Moveable Feast?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2021 11:58 AM (m45I2)

279 Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
The Republican who is sitting in Stacey Abrams' chair just signed a despicable voter suppression bill into law to take Georgia back to Jim Crow. The Senate must pass the #ForThePeople Act and John Lewis Voting Rights Act immediately - our democracy is at stake tonight.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 26, 2021 11:56 AM

She with hair like sun, and cheeks up high, have head up ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2021 11:58 AM (axyOa)

280 Now, that is what science should be working on, not some little blue pill.
Posted by: Archer at March 26, 2021 11:55 AM (gmo/4)

And the doctor said, "Mr. Smith, if you turn that knob any further, your forehead is going to get sucked into your asshole."

Posted by: Just the punchline at March 26, 2021 11:58 AM (mzC78)

281 But with an Adjustable Penis, you don't have to worry!
No more scurrying away in shame or embarrassment!
Now you can make IT any size SHE likes!
Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2021 11:57 AM (HrMC1)

Does it have Bluetooth and an App?

Posted by: Curious Wine Mom at March 26, 2021 11:58 AM (PiwSw)

282
5-Headed Penis Attack!

New on SyFy!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 26, 2021 11:56 AM (+WGMY)

Cocknado!

Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 26, 2021 11:58 AM (II3Gr)

283 Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
The Republican who is sitting in Stacey Abrams' chair just signed a despicable voter suppression bill into law to take Georgia back to Jim Crow. The Senate must pass the #ForThePeople Act and John Lewis Voting Rights Act immediately - our democracy is at stake tonight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 26, 2021 11:56 AM (VVEnO)

if i had ANY, even the tiniest fucking faith in SCOTUS, i'd LOVE for that to happen. the smack down on the feds would be epic and glorious.

however, i have 0 faith that would be decided properly and instead we'd end up having to disband state governments and have all decisions made at the fed level...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 11:58 AM (8D42x)

284 "Jennifer" Palmieri used to be named "James" or "Jacob", right?

I see "she" paid extra for the Adam's apple surgery. Sadly, it didn't help much.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 26, 2021 11:59 AM (JZT2F)

285 Adjustable penis?
Most men already have one.
At least one...

Posted by: navybrat, proudly in plaid. at March 26, 2021 11:59 AM (w7KSn)

286 And now, a word from Squawking Squaw.

Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
The Republican who is sitting in Stacey Abrams' chair just signed a despicable voter suppression bill into law to take Georgia back to Jim Crow. The Senate must pass the #ForThePeople Act and John Lewis Voting Rights Act immediately - our democracy is at stake tonight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 26, 2021 11:56 AM (VVEnO)

She's wrong. It's Jim Eagle laws. Notice that Warren has not a single thought that the Constitution forbids the Federal government to dictate elections in the states. This same Senator who took an oath to uphold the Constitution.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 26, 2021 11:59 AM (wRxtC)

287 Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
The Republican who is sitting in Stacey Abrams' chair just signed a despicable voter suppression bill into law to take Georgia back to Jim Crow. The Senate must pass the #ForThePeople Act and John Lewis Voting Rights Act immediately - our democracy is at stake tonight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 26, 2021 11:56 AM (VVEnO)

Oh, I get it. WE are not allowed to question the results of the last election.....but the Democrats can pretend that FAT Stacy is the REAL governor.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2021 11:59 AM (HrMC1)

288 Isn't Lizzy Warren's tweet a flat out lie?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 26, 2021 11:59 AM (lgiXo)

289 It's not often that Jen Rubin is half right.

The Washington Post
@washingtonpost
Opinion: Biden excels at his first news conference. The media embarrass themselves.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 26, 2021 11:59 AM (VVEnO)

290 That Jim Crow looks like Jim Eagle thing (in light of voter ID law) ... White leftist/corrupt Democrats always thought Jim Crow (law) was an Eagle. Dems fought against most equal rights, till they lost and LBJ decided he'd have those "blacks" voting Dem forever. And still they treat blacks like children that can't attain an ID.

to make the comparison SloJoe was going for, he'd need to say Jim Crow looks like mild racism in comparison to Big Racism". He did not say that ... They loved their KKK Byrd (Eagle?) senator, so of course they are able to see Jim Crow laws as patriotic Eagle law.-- (and the way Dems run black areas into the ground probably generated worse family outcomes than Jim Crow laws did, idk) .. not to mention that Crows are beautiful and smart black birds)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 26, 2021 11:59 AM (Cus5s)

291 The Menu doesn't show anything like "All" or a search feature for me. Maybe you have to sign in?

**

All is at the left hand end of the Search Box. No sign in needed.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2021 12:00 PM (m45I2)

292 The Menu doesn't show anything like "All" or a search feature for me. Maybe you have to sign in?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 26, 2021


***

I found it, but the search for our 2 mystery guests gives no results.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 26, 2021 12:00 PM (/XOcP)

293 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 26, 2021 11:56 AM (VVEnO)

We have had Jim Snow laws since the 70's.

Posted by: Based Billy Ocean at March 26, 2021 12:00 PM (xpJpI)

294 >>> An "Adjustable Penis" would be even better than a Detachable penis.

That way, you can size it to whatever your (current) partners preference is.....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2021 11:54 AM (HrMC1)

If a guy had a choice for his dick size and there was some range between minimum and maximum there would only be one setting ever used.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 26, 2021 12:00 PM (J8bDE)

295 261 And now, a word from Squawking Squaw.

Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
The Republican who is sitting in Stacey Abrams' chair just signed a despicable voter suppression bill into law to take Georgia back to Jim Crow. The Senate must pass the #ForThePeople Act and John Lewis Voting Rights Act immediately - our democracy is at stake tonight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 26, 2021 11:56 AM (VVEnO)


I thought claiming an election was stolen was a bannable offense on twitter.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 26, 2021 12:00 PM (zd+V8)

296 But with an Adjustable Penis, you don't have to worry!
No more scurrying away in shame or embarrassment!
Now you can make IT any size SHE likes!
Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2021 11:57 AM (HrMC1)

Does it have Bluetooth and an App?
Posted by: Curious Wine Mom at March 26, 2021 11:58 AM (PiwSw)

The DELUXE version has all that and more!

Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2021 12:00 PM (HrMC1)

297 Fauxcahontas called him a "dictator".

He responded with "How my dick tate, bitch?"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 26, 2021 12:01 PM (JZT2F)

298 A shapely bosom, has Della Reese

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 26, 2021 12:01 PM (lSZIs)

299 Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 11:44 AM (8D42x)

I didn't say the act itself was classy. It's forcible anal rape. I merely said my wording was classier and I would have thought my remark was a disclaimer.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2021 12:01 PM (VP4Cd)

300 >>Isn't Lizzy Warren's tweet a flat out lie?

Which parts - there's so much wrong with it.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2021 12:01 PM (bDqIh)

301 Please say Perry Mason and Lost in Space
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at March 26, 2021 11:56 AM (fMhOl)

OK, Perry Mason and Lost in Space. But it's not right.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 26, 2021 11:57 AM (+WGMY)


OOh! OOh!
Now do: "Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers!"

Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2021 12:01 PM (axyOa)

302 Ah, now I see the search, and it found their collaboration: a movie called Desert Hell from 1958.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 26, 2021 12:01 PM (/XOcP)

303 Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 26, 2021 11:57 AM (mdjgu)

I understand and am close to being in the LIB faction though I don't think that will result in change. I think the LIB will result in a division of the country either peacefully or by force.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 26, 2021 12:01 PM (2DOZq)

304 The Republican who is sitting in Stacey Abrams' chair

LOL... So stolen election huh Lieawatha...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 26, 2021 12:01 PM (Zmnko)

305 What was the quote about men's imaginations? Penises only come in three sizes - small, huge, and enormous.

Posted by: Broseidon at March 26, 2021 12:01 PM (aAbfS)

306 The Menu doesn't show anything like "All" or a search feature for me. Maybe you have to sign in?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 26, 2021 11:57 AM (/XOcP)


Are you using a phone or tablet or desktop?

On my desktop browser, imdb has a 'search imdb' bar. On the far left of the search bar, there is an 'All' button. Do not know how it looks on your device.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 26, 2021 12:01 PM (+WGMY)

307 > Isn't Lizzy Warren's tweet a flat out lie?

Give that essentially all of her tweets are outright lies, the smart money would be on "yes".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 26, 2021 12:02 PM (JZT2F)

308 If a guy had a choice for his dick size and there was some range between minimum and maximum there would only be one setting ever used.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 26, 2021 12:00 PM (J8bDE)

Sure, GUYS would set the controls for the heart of the Sun, but what do you do with that 4'11" Asian chick you picked up?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2021 12:02 PM (HrMC1)

309 The Republican who is sitting in Stacey Abrams' chair

Sounds like someone's questioning election results. Sedition. Insurrection. Off to the hoosegow with Walking Eagle. Your rules, bitch.

Posted by: spindrift at March 26, 2021 12:02 PM (h5TKJ)

310 Fauxcahontas called him a "dictator".

He responded with "How my dick tate, bitch?"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 26, 2021 12:01 PM (JZT2

Tater's porn name Tiny Dick Tater.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 26, 2021 12:02 PM (lgiXo)

311 The DELUXE version has all that and more!

Available with up to 64GB of USB storage.

Posted by: IP at March 26, 2021 12:02 PM (pWrfh)

312 BUT, the GOP at the state level is doing superb work, especially in states like TX, TN, NC, OH and GA (well, the legislature there anyway). So if you want to donate, give to your local or state GOP organization, or better yet, directly to quality GOP candidates.
Posted by: nishdoogedacht at March 26, 2021 11:28 AM (WusEB)

No.

Posted by: Based Billy Ocean at March 26, 2021 12:03 PM (xpJpI)

313
Over on the right, click on 'Search Collaborations'
Posted by: OregonMuse


Didn't know that search feature existed. Thanks!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2021 12:03 PM (63Dwl)

314
** ^^ eyes the chaos overhead ^^ **

ace up yet, ya think?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2021 12:03 PM (pNxlR)

315 And now, a word from Squawking Squaw.

Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
The Republican who is sitting in Stacey Abrams' chair just signed a despicable voter suppression bill into law to take Georgia back to Jim Crow. The Senate must pass the #ForThePeople Act and John Lewis Voting Rights Act immediately - our democracy is at stake tonight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 26, 2021 11:56 AM (VVEnO)

-----

We're gonna need a bigger chair ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2021 12:03 PM (WqPYg)

316 Just musing here, but how many politicians and bureaucrats will we need to liquidate? Asking for my friend.

Posted by: Archer at March 26, 2021 12:03 PM (gmo/4)

317 What was the quote about men's imaginations? Penises only come in three sizes - small, huge, and enormous.
Posted by: Broseidon at March 26, 2021 12:01 PM (aAbfS)

I thought it was BIG, HUGE and MONSTROUS

Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2021 12:03 PM (HrMC1)

318 We have had Jon Snow laws for a decade or so, but we know nothing.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 26, 2021 12:03 PM (ufFY8)

319 The Menu doesn't show anything like "All" or a search feature for me. Maybe you have to sign in?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 26, 2021 11:57 AM (/XOcP)

Are you using a phone or tablet or desktop?

On my desktop browser, imdb has a 'search imdb' bar. On the far left of the search bar, there is an 'All' button. Do not know how it looks on your device.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 26, 2021


***

I thought you meant the actual "Menu" choice on the upper left. The "All" dropdown on the Search field is what you meant. Thanks.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 26, 2021 12:03 PM (/XOcP)

320 And now for something a bit different

https://youtu.be/ovTqjP-NO8Q

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2021 12:03 PM (wcgf+)

321 Is an Adjustable Penis anything like a Moveable Feast?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2021 11:58 AM (m45I2)

For some girls, like the VICE President....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 12:03 PM (ifmtJ)

322 Show me one guy that would dial it back from 11...

****

So, you've never had to get through a turnstile at the ballpark?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2021 12:03 PM (m45I2)

323 > One shudders to think was would be the "treasure".


An EBT card, of course.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 26, 2021 12:03 PM (JZT2F)

324 I found it, but the search for our 2 mystery guests gives no results.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 26, 2021 12:00 PM (/XOcP)


Really? You must be doing it wrong. Look up a movie called Desert Hell.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 26, 2021 12:03 PM (+WGMY)

325 What was the quote about men's imaginations? Penises only come in three sizes - small, huge, and enormous.
Posted by: Broseidon at March 26, 2021 12:01 PM (aAbfS)

I thought it was BIG, HUGE and MONSTROUS
Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2021


***

Small, huge, and "You're not putting THAT in me, Mister!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 26, 2021 12:04 PM (/XOcP)

326 Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
The Republican who is sitting in Stacey Abrams' chair just signed a despicable voter suppression bill into law to take Georgia back to Jim Crow. The Senate must pass the #ForThePeople Act and John Lewis Voting Rights Act immediately - our democracy is at stake tonight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 26, 2021 11:56 AM (VVEnO)

-----

We're gonna need a bigger chair ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2021 12:03 PM (WqPYg)

Smaller actually. Kemp doesn't need all that space

Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2021 12:04 PM (HrMC1)

327 Modern day indians need to ride and find these indian fakers and mark them like they did in Inglorious Bastards.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 26, 2021 12:04 PM (ruftb)

328 A shapely bosom, has Della Reese
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 26, 2021 12:01 PM (lSZIs)

As a matter of fact, she did. Died in 2017.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2021 12:04 PM (mzC78)

329 Small, huge, and "You're not putting THAT in me, Mister!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 26, 2021 12:04 PM (/XOcP)

The last thing NO MAN EVER HEARD.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2021 12:05 PM (HrMC1)

330 I found it, but the search for our 2 mystery guests gives no results.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 26, 2021 12:00 PM (/XOcP)

Really? You must be doing it wrong. Look up a movie called Desert Hell.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 26, 2021


***

Yeah, I must have mistyped the names the first time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 26, 2021 12:05 PM (/XOcP)

331 How can a man die better than facing fearful odds for the ashes of his fathers and the temples of his Gods?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 12:05 PM (LvTSG)

332 Righteous rantt, OM!

Posted by: 4 at March 26, 2021 12:05 PM (KnJdm)

333 Ever since I became aware of porn, I've wanted to be in porn.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler


Okay. Fine.

You're catcher in "Bangkok Butt Slaves 9"

Enjoy!

Posted by: Your Wish is Granted at March 26, 2021 12:05 PM (dWwl8)

334 Didn't know that search feature existed. Thanks!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2021 12:03 PM (63Dwl)


Oh yes, I use it extensively for what I do here.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 26, 2021 12:05 PM (+WGMY)

335 our democracy is at stake tonight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 26, 2021 11:56 AM (VVEnO)

But it's only in danger tonight. Tomorrow it will be fine.

Posted by: InCali at March 26, 2021 12:06 PM (9AFWN)

336 > We're gonna need a bigger chair ...

The entire Republican contingent of the Georgia Legislature could fit in that chair.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 26, 2021 12:06 PM (JZT2F)

337 "You're not putting THAT in me, Mister!"

Chill...

Posted by: The Otters at March 26, 2021 12:06 PM (pWrfh)

338 And the doctor said, "Mr. Smith, if you turn that knob any further, your forehead is going to get sucked into your asshole."
Posted by: Just the punchline at March 26, 2021 11:58 AM (mzC7

Whatever.
*turns knob*

Posted by: Mr. Smith and every other guy at March 26, 2021 12:06 PM (z79tQ)

339 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2021 11:57 AM (Jsjd7)

I think Lizzie Warren is corrupt politician who doesn't even believe what she says and I find her disgrace, but why would you see her in hell unless you're planning to be there too alongside her, or you think people suddenly gain some type of ability to see everybody in hell when they're not there? Some Saints thought they saw people in hell. I don't know that your "average" believer has that ability

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2021 12:07 PM (VP4Cd)

340 And now for something a bit different

https://youtu.be/ovTqjP-NO8Q
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2021 12:03 PM (wcgf+)

Huh, no tentacles but Harvey Weistein cameo

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 12:07 PM (ifmtJ)

341 This ties in with They Might Be Giants and the detachable penis jokes...

How smart are Wal-Mart shoplifters?

One stole a vibrator and left the charging cable in the box.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2021 12:07 PM (wcgf+)

342 28 A shapely bosom, has Della Reese

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 26, 2021 12:01 PM (lSZIs)


Street. Her character's name was Della Street. I made the same mistake yesterday.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 26, 2021 12:07 PM (+WGMY)

Posted by: IP at March 26, 2021 12:07 PM (pWrfh)

344 Mitt Romney and courage?

This is the same dude who made a fake sock on Twitter

-
Should've been Pierre Deceitful.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 26, 2021 12:07 PM (VVEnO)

345 Over on the right, click on 'Search Collaborations'

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor Social Distancing Professional at March 26, 2021 11:53 AM (+WGMY)

-----

Thanks for that tip, OM. Used to love commenting -- and learned a lot from others -- over on ImDB before some undoubtedly Lefty Woketards had to eliminate them to protect free speech from triggering hate-speech or something.

BTW, I still get a kick out of having learned here a couple weeks ago about the Erdos-Bacon-Sabbath number. It's the little things in life ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2021 12:08 PM (WqPYg)

346 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2021 12:07 PM (VP4Cd)

I see everyone who supports unfettered abortion in Hell with a millstone around their neck.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 26, 2021 12:08 PM (2DOZq)

347 Posted by: IP at March 26, 2021 12:07 PM (pWrfh)

Speak up!

Posted by: Archer at March 26, 2021 12:08 PM (gmo/4)

348 What was the quote about men's imaginations? Penises only come in three sizes - small, huge, and enormous.
Posted by: Broseidon at March 26, 2021 12:01 PM (aAbfS)

I thought it was BIG, HUGE and MONSTROUS
Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2021

***

Small, huge, and "You're not putting THAT in me, Mister!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 26, 2021 12:04 PM (/XOcP)

The legend of...Cockzilla!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 12:08 PM (ifmtJ)

349 > Penises only come in three sizes - small, huge, and enormous.

Same sizes as olives.

Large, Extra Large, Jumbo, Extra Jumbo, Giants, Colossal, Super Colossal, Mammoth, Super Mammoth

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 26, 2021 12:08 PM (JZT2F)

350 I would not be surprised if the GA Rs only brought forth the legislation every leftist is tearing their cloak over just to put more light and attention on H.R. 1. Do not fool your selves into thinking they were just over asking with that. They fully plan on passing it. I think we only have a fool's chance of beating it.

But GA Rs working out this whole theater in time to help their fellow criminals I can totally see.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 26, 2021 12:09 PM (J8bDE)

351 Her character's name was Della Street.

-
In the new PM, she's a two way Street.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 26, 2021 12:09 PM (VVEnO)

352 A Reesecar Named Desire

Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2021 12:09 PM (WqPYg)

353 Penises only come in three sizes - small, huge, and enormous.

Same sizes as olives.

Large, Extra Large, Jumbo, Extra Jumbo, Giants, Colossal, Super Colossal, Mammoth, Super Mammoth
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 26, 2021 12:08 PM (JZT2F)

And TRUMPIAN

Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2021 12:09 PM (HrMC1)

354 Which is a shame, since we all know small olives make the martini look bigger.

Posted by: Broseidon at March 26, 2021 12:09 PM (aAbfS)

355 Some Saints thought they saw people in hell. I don't know that your "average" believer has that ability
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2021 12:07 PM (VP4Cd)

With all the Hollywood types going there, don't you think Hellavision is going to be real thing before long? Channel 666 on cable.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2021 12:09 PM (mzC78)

356 I can't stop laughing at the Hunter Biden Evergreen Suez Canal Meme.

https://tinyurl.com/brkdj2kb

Posted by: Based Billy Ocean at March 26, 2021 12:10 PM (xpJpI)

357 Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 26, 2021 12:08 PM (2DOZq)

You imagine it and you may very well be correct. I hope you are not actually having visions of hell. That's sounds unpleasant.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2021 12:10 PM (VP4Cd)

358 Which is a shame, since we all know small olives make the martini look bigger.

And leave more room for the booze

Posted by: It's me donna at March 26, 2021 12:10 PM (Zmnko)

359 How can a man die better than facing fearful odds for the ashes of his fathers and the temples of his Gods?

I am slow at times. Where do those thought arrise?

Reminds me of the quotes in that Churchill movie when Churchill got on the Underdground and had conversations with citizens.

Or was that Trump? ha

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 26, 2021 12:10 PM (ruftb)

360 Seems like we've lost a large portion of 'ettes in this discussion. I wonder why.

Posted by: Archer at March 26, 2021 12:10 PM (gmo/4)

361
Lest we forget ... https://tinyurl.com/fnsuhtmn

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2021 12:10 PM (pNxlR)

362 The legend of...Cockzilla!

And his sidekick David 'Cuckzilla' French

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2021 12:10 PM (wcgf+)

363 359 How can a man die better than facing fearful odds for the ashes of his fathers and the temples of his Gods?

I am slow at times. Where do those thought arrise?

Reminds me of the quotes in that Churchill movie when Churchill got on the Underdground and had conversations with citizens.

Or was that Trump? ha
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 26, 2021 12:10 PM (ruftb)

=========

It's from Lays of Ancient Rome, spoken by Horatius.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 12:11 PM (LvTSG)

364 360 Seems like we've lost a large portion of 'ettes in this discussion. I wonder why.
Posted by: Archer at March 26, 2021 12:10 PM (gmo/4)

They ran to check their husbands and gossip behind our backs.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 26, 2021 12:11 PM (Zm+LZ)

365 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2021 12:09 PM (mzC7

Well, I hope not. It's not the channel I would want to turn to.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2021 12:12 PM (VP4Cd)

366 Seems like we've lost a large portion of 'ettes in this discussion. I wonder why.

Detachable....

Posted by: IP at March 26, 2021 12:12 PM (pWrfh)

367 BTW, I still get a kick out of having learned here a couple weeks ago about the Erdos-Bacon-Sabbath number. It's the little things in life ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2021 12:08 PM (WqPYg)


The EBS Number was a new one for me, too.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 26, 2021 12:12 PM (+WGMY)

368 Today The National Pulse is publishing a full, unedited, long text message from Hunter Biden, son of the President of the United States, wherein Biden appears to admit the recent stories about his gun being taken and left in a dumpster near a school.

https://tinyurl.com/ygudj7gf

That's long ass text msg!

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2021 12:12 PM (cF8AT)

369 Help us Ace, you're our only hope.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 26, 2021 12:12 PM (ptqGC)

370
They ran to check their husbands and gossip behind our backs.

It's not the meat it's the motion... Oh.. I feel naughty saying that

Posted by: It's me donna at March 26, 2021 12:12 PM (Zmnko)

371 I stopped giving the RNC money after the McCain fiasco. I only register as a R so I can vote in MD.
Posted by: saxinis at March 26, 2021 11:32 AM (NFxwz)

===================

What part of MD are you in, saxinis? Northeastern Marylander here

Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2021 12:12 PM (mZUr4)

372 Seems like we've lost a large portion of 'ettes in this discussion. I wonder why.
Posted by: Archer at March 26, 2021 12:10 PM (gmo/4)
---
They ran to check their husbands and gossip behind our backs.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
---

Hubs is at work, and y'all talking about dick sizes is BORING.
Not even worth gossiping about.

Posted by: SMH at March 26, 2021 12:13 PM (wparq)

373 I'm here Archer.....

Posted by: AnnaS at March 26, 2021 12:13 PM (Z+JNA)

374 You know nothing, Jim Crow.

Posted by: Ygritte at March 26, 2021 12:13 PM (yQpMk)

375 > Street. Her character's name was Della Street. I made the same mistake yesterday

Though Della Reese was also pretty cute in her day, and did have some notable chesticles of her own.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 26, 2021 12:13 PM (JZT2F)

376 So the Biden mal-administration is taking over military bases in TX and stuffing them full of illegal aliens. In CA, they are buying hotel rooms to stuff illegal aliens in (per an article in Epoch Times, the cost to U.S. taxpayers for these hotel room rentals is approximately $72,000 per illegal alien). In AZ, they're just putting the illegals on buses and dumping them in towns, and telling the locals "they're your problem now, you take care of them."

And the American people sit and do nothing as these outrages continue, and our border continues to be swarmed.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 26, 2021 12:13 PM (k4dH2)

377 In the new PM, she's a two way Street.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 26, 2021 12:09 PM (VVEnO)


2 way? I watched the reboot and I thought it was 1 way, she just played for the other team.

And I actually liked the reboot, despite the 'woke' crap they put in.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 26, 2021 12:14 PM (+WGMY)

378 Small, huge, and "You're not putting THAT in me, Mister!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 26, 2021 12:04 PM (/XOcP)

I remember an old stand-up routine by Marsha Warfield where she complained to her boyfriend that he was too big. His response was, "women can stretch to accommodate a baby.." She said, "I don't want to have a baby every time I see you!"

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 26, 2021 12:14 PM (nzkg3)

379 The legend of...Cockzilla!

And his sidekick David 'Cuckzilla' French
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2021 12:10 PM (wcgf+)

LOL
I'm still laughing at that.
Good one.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 26, 2021 12:14 PM (ifmtJ)

380 342 28 A shapely bosom, has Della Reese



Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 26, 2021 12:01 PM (lSZIs)



Street. Her character's name was Della Street. I made the same mistake yesterday.

so... y'all are saying you enjoy reese's pieces?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom Curtain at March 26, 2021 12:14 PM (v3pYe)

381 A side note:

My wife and Paul Ryan grew up in the same neighborhood. For the last few years she has been taking her mother's dog for walks past Ryan's house so the dog can piss on his lawn.

Posted by: French Jeton at March 26, 2021 12:15 PM (85zsD)

382 Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2021 12:15 PM (wcgf+)

383 I didn't say the act itself was classy. It's forcible anal rape. I merely said my wording was classier and I would have thought my remark was a disclaimer.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2021 12:01 PM (VP4Cd)

i know Fen, it was the conversation in general that was making me laugh. no offence was intended.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 26, 2021 12:15 PM (8D42x)

384 376 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 26, 2021 12:13 PM (k4dH2)

We've spent the last day having a nice official visit with some folks.

The system is playing for keeps, and the best America can hope for is we devolve into the lunacy in northern Mexico liberty wise.

Posted by: sven at March 26, 2021 12:15 PM (Lzpvj)

385 Street. Her character's name was Della Street. I made the same mistake yesterday

****

If her name were Della Catessen she could make us all a sammich.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2021 12:15 PM (m45I2)

386 Posted by: SMH at March 26, 2021 12:13 PM (wparq)

Good for you. You are correct! Unless I want to drive 15 miles and pull my husband out of a school bus to check him(which might be a teensy bit traumatizing for the kiddies, yes?) I don't plan to do that and I have never discussed my husband's private parts with anyone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2021 12:15 PM (VP4Cd)

387 My friend has always wanted an Erdos-Bacon-Sabbath number. We both only have Bacons, though.

Posted by: Broseidon at March 26, 2021 12:15 PM (aAbfS)

388 All penises should come with an instruction manual written by women. It's like trying to put together IKEA furniture without the instructions. Sometimes we put it together perfect but a lot of times we'll have a screw or two left over.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 26, 2021 12:16 PM (2DOZq)

389 20 Posted by: Flyguy at March 26, 2021 11:21 AM (3sOO0)

Mitt kind of embodies the entire reason why I knew we were doomed to lose on a long timeline.

He just wants lower taxes, that is it.

Posted by: sven at March 26, 2021 12:17 PM (Lzpvj)

390 That article about never going back to normal? Yeah FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCK

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 26, 2021 12:17 PM (PewWa)

391 Isn't Paul Ryan also known as the "dickless wonder?"

I thought I read that someplace... maybe here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 26, 2021 12:17 PM (3H9h1)

392 Also Mitt Romney looks moist in that picture. Fucking soy weirdo.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 26, 2021 12:17 PM (PewWa)

393 Instructions or not, some of us always have a screw loose.

Posted by: Broseidon at March 26, 2021 12:18 PM (aAbfS)

394 DavidT at 85 has it right- the "mean tweets" was always just a pretense. If DJT was just crass, well, how's that any different than the Arkansas hillbillies with pretensions of grandeur? Nope- it was always his policies, you know, the threat to actually enact what they pretend to support, that made him the most dangerous threat to them.


-------

Totally agree. Plus he was solving problems that they NEED unsolved so they are able to run on solving.

Posted by: Chillin the most at March 26, 2021 12:18 PM (lonOK)

395

Miley Cyrus is performing during March Madness in Indianapolis.

The pop star and actress will perform a tribute to frontline heroes during the NCAA Men's Final Four on Saturday, April 3. She will perform during the "Capital One Tournament Central" show in between the semifinal games.

According to a press release, Cyrus will perform several of her hits as a celebration of frontline workers and their continued service and sacrifices during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2021 12:18 PM (63Dwl)

396 It's from Lays of Ancient Rome, spoken by Horatius.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 26, 2021 12:11 PM (LvTSG)


Huh. It sounded to me like it cane from a Kipling poem.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 26, 2021 12:18 PM (+WGMY)

397 or a screw left over. hiyah, am I right guys or am I right!

Posted by: IP at March 26, 2021 12:19 PM (pWrfh)

398 Mark Anthony

In Muv-Luv Alternative universe there are no tentacles per se but the BETA invaders think humans and their technology are yummy.

In the first two episodes of Total Eclipse Yui witnesses BETAs tearing one of her training teammates out of the girl's TSF and then gobbled up in bloody detail.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2021 12:19 PM (wcgf+)

399 > My friend has always wanted an Erdos-Bacon-Sabbath number. We both only have Bacons, though.

My current Erdos number is 5, Sabbath number is 4. I don't really do theatre, so I don't think I have a Bacon number at present. If you count "having been on video at all with someone", my Bacon number would be 3, but no acting was involved, so I don't think that counts (I was at an event with someone with Bacon #2, and the event was recorded).



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 26, 2021 12:19 PM (JZT2F)

400 According to a press release, Cyrus will perform several of her hits as a celebration of frontline workers and their continued service and sacrifices during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Sounds like punishment to me

Posted by: It's me donna at March 26, 2021 12:19 PM (Zmnko)

401 but why would you see her in hell unless you're planning to be there too alongside her, or you think people suddenly gain some type of ability to see everybody in hell when they're not there? Some Saints thought they saw people in hell. I don't know that your "average" believer has that ability
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2021 12:07 PM (VP4Cd)
++++
I'm assuming that I'm damned, but an open to being pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2021 12:20 PM (Jsjd7)

402 According to a press release, Cyrus will perform several of her hits as a celebration of frontline workers and their continued service and sacrifices during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2021 12:18 PM (63Dwl)

How apposite! A Petri dish performing in a benefit for virologists.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2021 12:20 PM (mzC78)

403 Whoa...

Sven?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2021 12:20 PM (wcgf+)

404 That article about never going back to normal? Yeah FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCK

A game convention I probably wasn't going to anyway has already said masks will be mandatory. This summer. In Texas. We'll never be rid of these people. Even if the restrictions go away, they're coming back.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 26, 2021 12:20 PM (H5knJ)

405 Welp, getting shot 1 of the genetic mutant RNA Moderna shamdemic shit.

I hate this, but I need to do it 'cause Smash has some comorbities.

Posted by: BifBewalski - CHYNA COVID SHIT MY PANTS! at March 26, 2021 12:20 PM (ZQj/Q)

406 JIM EAGLE SHIT MY PANTS

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 26, 2021 12:21 PM (sWM8x)

407 405 Welp, getting shot 1 of the genetic mutant RNA Moderna shamdemic shit.

I hate this, but I need to do it 'cause Smash has some comorbities.
Posted by: BifBewalski - CHYNA COVID SHIT MY PANTS! at March 26, 2021 12:20 PM (ZQj/Q)

Husband and I both had the 2 doses.. Had no problem

Posted by: It's me donna at March 26, 2021 12:21 PM (Zmnko)

408 This is interesting from Hunter's text msgs....

"Hallie told me privately that she turned to me in the hospital during a critical need for a decision (when beau had his first stroke) and to no one else because she knew beau wanted me making those decisions for him. when I told that to a group of people at a small party explaining how I feel so madly in love with her acknowledging the bond Beau and I had. She laughed and said "no I did not think that - he would have wanted your dad of course but he was so out of his mind, and I was sobbing and confused, you were the only other person in the room." Her exact words.

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2021 12:21 PM (cF8AT)

409

Oh what did Della wear boy, what did Della wear
she wore a brand new jersey,
that's what she did wear

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2021 12:21 PM (63Dwl)

410 ...Cyrus will perform several of her hits as a celebration of frontline workers and their continued service and sacrifices during the COVID-19 pandemic.

*****

Did they get assessed a fine and jail time as well or was that the extent of their punishment?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2021 12:22 PM (m45I2)

411 Commercial idea:

Opens with a couple in bed. She's giggling and he has a frustrated look.

"Oh no! You hare having the wrong penis size. Those blue pills don't work and the penis stretcher hurts. Introducing the Telescoping Talleywhacker 3000! Just three easy payments of $29.99! But wait, there's more! If you call now...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 26, 2021 12:22 PM (kTF2Z)

412 As much as I dislike the person , I like a lot of Miley Cyrus songs. Her duet with Travolta, I Thought I Lost You ( from movie Bolt) is one of my favorites.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 26, 2021 12:23 PM (2DOZq)

413 > Even if the restrictions go away, they're coming back.

Oh, yeah. We'll be seeing them every flu season from now on.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 26, 2021 12:23 PM (JZT2F)

414 394 DavidT at 85 has it right- the "mean tweets" was always just a pretense. If DJT was just crass, well, how's that any different than the Arkansas hillbillies with pretensions of grandeur? Nope- it was always his policies, you know, the threat to actually enact what they pretend to support, that made him the most dangerous threat to them. -------
Totally agree. Plus he was solving problems that they NEED unsolved so they are able to run on solving.
Posted by: Chillin the most at March 26, 2021 12:18 PM (lonOK)

I still say it all boils down to amnesty. If Trump was all in on the open borders shit heads like Bill Kristol would be praising him and saying that his unfiltered and direct way of talking and his willingness to fight back against his critics is a breath of air.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 26, 2021 12:23 PM (G2zl5)

415 Standing ovation for your commentary on the GOP. Start to finish, it was as spot on as it could possibly be.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 26, 2021 12:23 PM (O+I8R)

416 he would have wanted your dad of course but he was so out of his mind


In fairness, his heir was dying and his bill with the Devil coming due. I am sure he was grieving.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 26, 2021 12:23 PM (yQpMk)

417 Well Rodrigo if it ever becomes a lifetime ambition we can do a short film together and you're golden.

Posted by: Broseidon at March 26, 2021 12:24 PM (aAbfS)

418 395 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2021 12:18 PM (63Dwl)

Tik Tok Dances need to be made people!

//Andrew "Throw Granny From the Train" Cuomo

Posted by: sven at March 26, 2021 12:24 PM (Lzpvj)

419 Nude Joe

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 26, 2021 12:25 PM (yQpMk)

420 > Well Rodrigo if it ever becomes a lifetime ambition we can do a short film together and you're golden.

Sounds like a plan.

We could also sing a song and write an academic paper, maybe.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 26, 2021 12:25 PM (JZT2F)

421 403 Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2021 12:20 PM (wcgf+)

No biggie, network mapping with a clearance held hostage.

It is not good but it is not bad, the military is all in on making the Biden Junta happy.

Be warned, no one has your back.

Posted by: sven at March 26, 2021 12:25 PM (Lzpvj)

422 Nood.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 26, 2021 12:26 PM (u82oZ)

423 Reading that Hunter text message, it become obvious that his default state is feeling sorry for himself, and secondly, he has a weak grasp of the English language. It's literally painful to read his blatherings.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2021 12:26 PM (mzC78)

424 Posted by: Broseidon

**

Hey, congratulations on your award!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2021 12:26 PM (m45I2)

425 I don't think this is how you play chess...

https://youtu.be/9YlDy5C2mRs

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2021 12:26 PM (wcgf+)

426 I'm going to be stingy with my vote in 2022. If Kemp is the nominee for Georgia governor, I won't vote for him, even if that means Stacy Abrams gets the job.

I wish I hadn't voted for Loeffler last year. She folded like a house of cards in a tight contest - saying she was persuaded to do so after the events of 1/6. If she runs against Warnock in 2022, I won't vote for her.


Posted by: Mike at March 26, 2021 12:26 PM (kxfaA)

427 404 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 26, 2021 12:20 PM (H5knJ)

The power to compel is a drug for small people.

We are literally a nation of drug addicts, and this is the wine mom's sober kick.

Posted by: sven at March 26, 2021 12:26 PM (Lzpvj)

428 Oi!

Nood. Dementia.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 26, 2021 12:26 PM (16vTQ)

429 I feel like a teenager, one horny for war but i can't find one.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 26, 2021 12:28 PM (ruftb)

430 And what are we doing about it? Not a damn thing. Not one question. Not one criticism. Not one peep of protest. We folded like a cheap suit. We're twiddling out thumbs while the Democrats continue their weaponization of the DOJ to use against their political enemies. Meaning you. Why? Because we're the RNC, and what we do best is sit on our hands.

Couldn't agree more. So frustrated that the GOP did nothing after Nov. 3. Not paying attention now--this is obviously what the GOP wanted.

Posted by: Scoob at March 26, 2021 12:46 PM (uz9Qm)

431 I shall respond to the GOPe's request with Monopoly money and glitter.

The Monopoly money is the insult; the glitter is pure spite.


BRILANT! Pure genius. **Going online to order Monopoly money**

Posted by: Paladin at March 26, 2021 12:49 PM (+Ivv+)

432 Paul Ryan DID get the tax reform bill passed in 2017. That is a big deal, one of the most important accomplishments of President Trump's presidency.

Posted by: Roland F Hirsch at March 26, 2021 12:52 PM (oMkPq)

433 Along with Monopoly money and glitter, perhaps tell them Learn to code. And as always, Get Bent.

Posted by: Stacy0311 at March 26, 2021 01:40 PM (Bpc14)

434 I recognized Barbara Hale right off the bat (I'm a major Perry Mason addict), but could not guess the guy. He actually looks kind of like Bill Williams, who was Barbara Hale's husband, and quite the cutie in his day.

Posted by: Lee Also at March 26, 2021 05:32 PM (9jRbI)

435 Nope no money and no vote. You wasted both if what I had to give for you and gave me nothing in return.

An old Who song, "Won't get fooled again" 1971 comes to mind.
Make that your campaign song losers.

Posted by: obsidian at March 27, 2021 10:37 AM (7+yqP)

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