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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (3/23/21) Short Shrift Edition
Quote I "Basically, I just ran into the apartment to drop off a few boxes, came back out with a sticker on my car saying that my car did not meet their high standards," Dennis Day, the owner of a 2001 Honda Insight
Quote II
“He’s 100 percent fine. I don’t know if you’ve been up those steps. They’re a little tricky sometimes.” White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki
Quote III “OK, I’m not going anywhere, darling,”NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo
Quote IV “We are completely aligned with the idea that a person who causes harm to others in this community and elsewhere should be held accountable,”Duke University Dean of Students John Blackshear
“No more cowering to the
Rep. Ilhan Omar: ‘Our Communities Are Living in Terror’
Funny how I branded all Muslims just like Rep. I Screwed My Brother branded all gun owners.
No curiosity didn't kill the cat. It burned the bejeebers out of an idiot.
Just how deep is the muck and slime in The Swamp? Leaks Show CIA Pressured Yemen To Release Al-Qaeda Leader & Agency Asset Anwar al-Awlaki
Explosive new recordings released by the Houthi government of Yemen pile more earth atop mountains of existing evidence of the US government’s support for the very same terrorists it has claimed to be waging war against for nearly two decades. The Moral Guidance Department, a branch of the Yemeni Armed Forces of the revolutionary Houthi government of Yemen published last week a number of secret documents and phone calls from the former regime of longtime president Ali Abdullah Saleh.
New York law enforcement officials made an unusual discovery in 2017 when they found seven sharks swimming in a pool in a man’s basement. According to the New York Attorney General’s office, Joshua Seguine, 40, pleaded guilty to illegal possession with intent to sell seven sandbar sharks this week. He was ordered to pay a $5,000 fine and sentenced to a conditional discharge. “The tide has turned for Joshua Seguine, who was convicted and held accountable for his unlawful acts,” NY Attorney General Letitia James said in a press release. “Let this serve as a loud and clear message: We will not tolerate anyone who preys on protected species to line their pockets.”
The more I read about younger generations I ask the following question. Judas Fucking Priest, what the hell happened to them?
My husband does the laundry. No one asks him to, and often no one thanks him for doing it. But somehow, every week, our clothes, our kids’ clothes, the towels, the sheets; they all get cleaned. And with each load, the jealousy grows.
Throwing the piles into the washing machine is definitely the easy part. From there, he sorts them into mounds of hang-dry vs. dryer items, hangs the clothes, folds the towels and clothes, and puts the fresh sheets on the beds. A couple of times per week, I walk into our bedroom to find a tidy little pile of my clothes. They are folded with tenderness, neatly stacked, and grouped by category. I know he would put them away, too, if only he knew where they went. That is not even close to all he does around the house either. He’s the dishwasher, the grocery collector, the garbage remover, and the maintenance man. He follows behind us all, picking up the thrown socks, crumbs, and toys, somehow managing to maintain some sort of order within the chaos.
This is not to say that he doesn’t spend time with our children. He is the definition of a hands-on dad. There are nightly horsey rides, weekend swimming lessons, and stories before bed. I know that I am lucky to have him, he is a saint — but does he know how lucky he is?
I guess lucky enough that he wanted to f*ck you Erin.
Pot For Shots.
And, The Greenhouse of Walled Lake, a marijuana dispensary in Walled Lake, Michigan, is giving anyone over the age of 21 with proof of vaccination a free pre-rolled joint. The “Pot for Shots” promotion is a “way of saying thank you for helping to end this pandemic and getting us back to normal,” the dispensary said. Nearly one-quarter of employed Americans who probably or definitely won’t get vaccinated would consider getting their shot if offered a cash bonus or stipend, according to a report by the Society for Human Resource Management. And yet, as of the most recent tally, 88% of organizations are unsure or have no plans to offer any incentives to encourage vaccinations.
Shocked. Shocked I say. Here's my shocked face.
Spike in illegal prostitution reports as sex clubs remain closedNever saw that coming. Did you?
With sex work still being banned under the coronavirus restrictions, reports of illegal prostitution are skyrocketing, Nieuwsuur reported after speaking to involved organizations. Anonymous tip line Meld Misdaad Anoniem told the program that reports about illegal prostitution doubled. Anti-human trafficking organization Defense for Children noticed a significant increase of hotels asking for training on how to better recognize illegal prostitution. "We have indications from the police, from municipalities as well, that there is an increase," Celine Verheijen of Defense for Children said to the program. "[Hotels] are aware that more illegal prostitution is now taking place. People are looking elsewhere and hotel rooms are now cheaper than before corona."
Vice President Kamala Harris’ niece is under fire for presuming the gunman in Monday’s Colorado mass shooting was white — because he was taken into custody alive. “The Atlanta shooting was not even a week ago,” Meena Harris wrote in a since-deleted tweet, Fox News reported Tuesday. “VIolent white men are the greatest terrorist threat to our country,” she wrote. Ahmad Alissa, 21, who is charged with killing 10 people at a Boulder King Sooper grocery store, is of Syrian descent, police said.
Born on this day March 23, 1944 - Ric Ocasek
American singer, songwriter, musician, producer Ric Ocasek from The Cars. Their early hits included 'Just What I Needed', 'My Best Friend's Girl' and 'Good Times Roll'. Their 1984 US No.3 & 1985 UK No.4 'Drive' was used as part of the soundtrack for the Live Aid concert. Ocasek was found dead in his New York City apartment on 15 September 2019, he was 75 via thisdayinmusic.com
We never need a reason to play Johnny Cash and/or Frank Zappa music........
A man died Sunday after jumping off a Panama City Beach hotel balcony with a parachute. WJHG reported Panama City Beach police received a call late Sunday at Sunrise Beach Resort on Front Beach Road. Police said a man in his 20s jumped from the 14th floor and it appeared the parachute didn’t deploy.
5-Year-Old Boy Battling Cancer Is Sworn In As North Miami Police Officer
It was a big day for a 5-year-old boy who's been battling cancer. The North Miami Police Department held a special swearing-in ceremony for Jeremiah, and that was just part of a day filled with activities that helped fulfill his dream of being on duty.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2021 09:59 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Zettai at March 23, 2021 09:59 PM (szPRO)
Posted by: BifBewalski - what about this one? at March 23, 2021 10:00 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2021 10:00 PM (kTF2Z)
I'm vertically challenged!
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 23, 2021 10:00 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2021 10:00 PM (LNVrA)
Posted by: says Conor at March 23, 2021 10:00 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: BifBewalski - *pulls finger* at March 23, 2021 10:00 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Bete at March 23, 2021 10:01 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: wing at March 23, 2021 10:01 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 10:02 PM (sy5kK)
Still waiting for young Harris to explain the anti-white violence.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2021 10:02 PM (LNVrA)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 23, 2021 10:03 PM (87oRe)
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Huh, looks like the State Department isn't feared or this wouldn't have come out. Wonder how those clowns will enjoy their new status that they pushed so hard for.
Posted by: Bete at March 23, 2021 10:04 PM (Ojki1)
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These American armaments aren't going to sell themselves, you know!
Posted by: UniParty superiors at March 23, 2021 10:04 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 23, 2021 10:05 PM (3H9h1)
Nice photo up top. Interesting tune behind the photo in light of current events.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at March 23, 2021 10:05 PM (jQwrQ)
"Forks are a little tricky sometimes." -- Pskanki explaining why Dopey Joe is now eating with a plastic spoon, after accidentally stabbing himself in the face.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2021 10:05 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 23, 2021 10:05 PM (3H9h1)
H8ER
Posted by: 73 Vega Owner at March 23, 2021 10:06 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Eromero at March 23, 2021 10:06 PM (0OP+5)
Let me shorten that for you: F*** YOU, ERIN!
Posted by: pookysgirl knows that brevity is the soul of wit at March 23, 2021 10:06 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 23, 2021 10:07 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 23, 2021 10:07 PM (Aashi)
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 23, 2021 10:07 PM (k0ZDc)
Nice photo up top. Interesting tune behind the photo in light of current events.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at March 23, 2021 10:05 PM (jQwrQ)
Thanks.
The tune came out of nowhere earlier today while cruising with the Misanthropic Puppehs.
Posted by: 73 Vega Owner at March 23, 2021 10:07 PM (aA3+G)
Upon examination, the parachute contained a sandwich, and apple, a pudding cup, and a trapper keeper.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2021 10:08 PM (kTF2Z)
Yeah, the manager/HOA dictator is getting kickbacks from the towing company. You can bank on it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2021 10:08 PM (JZT2F)
I nearly fell out of my chair reading this. THIS is my husband. Even though I'm retired he insists on doing the laundry. And yes.. I find neatly stacked clothes on my bed because he doesn't know where they go. He also does the dishes every night. He's a keeper!
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2021 10:08 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 23, 2021 10:07 PM (Dc2NZ)
Quarters
Magic fingers
Loose change
Add water makes it own sauce.
Posted by: 73 Vega Owner at March 23, 2021 10:08 PM (aA3+G)
Rat Patrol had the best opening sequences ever.
Now I gotta go to the 'Tube to watch a few of them.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2021 10:09 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 23, 2021 10:09 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2021 10:09 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 23, 2021 10:07 PM (Dc2NZ)
No, presuming it is the same chain as here who also use the term "Dream Lounger." But they are easy to fall asleep in as they are nice and wide and recline and have a adjustable footrest.
Plus a boring movie (Jurassic World 2 and Solo) seemed to help the drowsy effect.
Posted by: Bete at March 23, 2021 10:09 PM (Ojki1)
Interesting the way liberal New Yorkers haven't forced Cuomo to resign. Then again, he was once married to a Kennedy, so they probably take his degenerate behavior as a given.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2021 10:09 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: pookysgirl knows that brevity is the soul of wit at March 23, 2021 10:06 PM (XKZwp)
That may not be an Oxford Comma there PG, but the punctuation is perfect!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 23, 2021 10:10 PM (87oRe)
top 50!
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 23, 2021 10:10 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2021 10:08 PM (nxdel)
Yeah, I couldn't finish it. I've never read more self centered garbage in my life.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2021 10:10 PM (LNVrA)
I grant you three wishes.
First, I want all the lawyers to disappear.
It is done. Also, no more wishes.
You said three wishes!
So sue me.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2021 10:11 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2021 10:11 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: pookysgirl knows that brevity is the soul of wit at March 23, 2021 10:06 PM (XKZwp)
That may not be an Oxford Comma there PG, but the punctuation is perfect!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 23, 2021 10:10 PM (87oRe)
You be a talented Moron CH.
2 weeks from today
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2021 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
"Forks are a little tricky sometimes." -- Pskanki explaining why Dopey Joe is now eating with a plastic spoon, after accidentally stabbing himself in the face.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2021 10:05 PM (JZT2F)
Hahaha, thanks for that laugh!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 23, 2021 10:11 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 23, 2021 10:11 PM (T3zWB)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 23, 2021 10:11 PM (ZN7T5)
Then she gets pissy when her husband comes home and starts taking care of the mess.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2021 10:11 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2021 10:11 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 23, 2021 10:11 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2021 10:10 PM (LNVrA)
She couldn't brush her teeth.
Eeeh gadz
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2021 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
He also does the dishes every night. He's a keeper!
Posted by: Jewells45
_________
Give him a treat and a head skritch.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2021 10:12 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at March 23, 2021 10:12 PM (dV4qo)
Posted by: Miklosian Opinionations LLC at March 23, 2021 10:12 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: huerfano at March 23, 2021 10:13 PM (DzhEB)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2021 10:13 PM (IWSCu)
Posted by: Gollum at March 23, 2021 10:13 PM (5ZHS+)
Posted by: 4 at March 23, 2021 10:14 PM (KnJdm)
Meh.. she's just a miserable bitch.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2021 10:14 PM (nxdel)
Like those "trip steps" they used to build into castle keeps, maybe.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2021 10:14 PM (JZT2F)
Eeeh gadz
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2021 10:11 PM (aA3+G
Right about now, plenty of women are trying to get her husbands digits.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2021 10:14 PM (LNVrA)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
It's Tenets all the way down.
Posted by: Miklos re: the Deep State Apparatus at March 23, 2021 10:14 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: huerfano at March 23, 2021 10:13 PM (DzhEB)
Turn your back on them for a moment and they are drinking, smoking and trying to get a 3 Card Monty game going.
Posted by: Bete at March 23, 2021 10:14 PM (Ojki1)
Maybe she should try showering and brushing her teeth.
I mean, that might help.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2021 10:15 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * el Lobo solitario at March 23, 2021 10:15 PM (TIOIq)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2021 10:15 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Miklosian Opinionations LLC at March 23, 2021 10:12 PM (QzkSJ
Nah. One suspects that her husband hasn't been laid in a long time.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2021 10:15 PM (LNVrA)
Posted by: pookysgirl has an actual husband again at March 23, 2021 10:16 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2021 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
True dat!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 23, 2021 10:16 PM (87oRe)
Damn it, I need to know what is so fucking tricky about those steps sometimes.
Posted by: huerfano
Hurricane force wind.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2021 10:16 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2021 10:16 PM (mht8P)
Well, who gets to define "harm"?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2021 10:16 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2021 10:16 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: davidt at March 23, 2021 10:17 PM (5ZHS+)
Posted by: Quint at March 23, 2021 10:17 PM (OgcCr)
You know me, I was just trying to help, but I thought that would be the response!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 23, 2021 10:17 PM (87oRe)
Scary Mommy is the site for insane women, is that not so?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2021 10:16 PM (mht8P)
One of numerous sites I check out is https://davidthompson.typepad.com/davidthompson/
He usually has one of their stories up once a week.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2021 10:17 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Erin likes to talk after sex.
Last night, she called him from an inn in the Cuckswolds
Posted by: Miklos Dangerfield, still got marks where the jockey hit me at March 23, 2021 10:17 PM (QzkSJ)
A 50 year old lawyer dies and goes to see St Peter about entering heaven. He said 50 is kinda young to die dont you think? St Peter looks through his books and replies...based on the number of hours you billed we thought you were 83.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 23, 2021 10:18 PM (Zx3Bu)
Rep. Ilhan Omar: 'Our Communities Are Living in Terror'
They need gun control in Somalia. She should go back there and deal with that.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2021 10:18 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2021 10:16 PM (+lVUW)
The "committee" is working on that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 23, 2021 10:18 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2021 10:18 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * el Lobo solitario at March 23, 2021 10:18 PM (TIOIq)
An engineer's post-death paperwork gets mixed up and he's accidentally sent to Hell.
Heaven figures this out eventually, and demands his return.
Satan says "No way. Since he's been here, we've got air conditioning, cars, and movies. We're keeping him."
God says "I'll sue!"
Satan says "Right. And where are you going to get a lawyer?"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2021 10:19 PM (JZT2F)
https://tinyurl.com/47rdaruc
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Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2021 10:19 PM (qAR6u)
Erin also apparently hasn't done a decent load of laundry in quite some time. Lazy biotch.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 23, 2021 10:19 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2021 10:19 PM (nxdel)
Well, who gets to define "harm"?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2021 10:16 PM (+lVUW)
Whoever places higher in the Wokelympics. Which means the dean will xerself forced out by the children xhe encouraged to run rampart in 5 years or so.
Posted by: Bete at March 23, 2021 10:19 PM (Ojki1)
I don't know where Erin is or why she disappeared, but it couldn't have been her husband. He's the nicest guy!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2021 10:20 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * el Lobo solitario at March 23, 2021 10:18 PM (TIOIq)
You're honest.
Comment away.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2021 10:20 PM (aA3+G)
Nah, he just doesn't want to fuck a fat ass who slobs around all day without bathing or brushing her teeth, and no doubt doesn't want to lose his house and his kids in the (IMO) inevitable divorce that's looming.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2021 10:20 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 23, 2021 10:20 PM (Zx3Bu)
A 50 year old lawyer dies and goes to see St Peter about entering heaven. He said 50 is kinda young to die dont you think? St Peter looks through his books and replies...based on the number of hours you billed we thought you were 83.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 23, 2021 10:18 PM (Zx3Bu)
_________
Years ago I told that joke to a couple of young associates who were doing the grunt work on a patent interference case. They did not find it all that funny.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2021 10:21 PM (mht8P)
Just got a call from the FIL, Jerry. He was widowed after 67 yrs on Mar 3. We saw him, he fell one day and now has fallen a second time on the 19th. 2 months short of 90.
Meanwhile my 84 yo Dad rolled his van on the 17th, hitting black ice on the interstate. Cuts and bruises, but just found out he went to ER because the hand cut got so bad.
This is crazy. Please pry for 2 great old guys, Roger and Jerry.
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2021 10:21 PM (55Qr6)
Hahahahahahahahaha!
Sadly, Cuomo isn't going anywhere. He should be hounded out of office and driven into exile in a proper world.
P.S. Pixy is just so...so....
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at March 23, 2021 10:21 PM (jQwrQ)
Yeah, that's the part I don't get. How long does it take to throw in a load of fucking laundry? I don't care if you do have a newborn and a toddler.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2021 10:21 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2021 10:16 PM (+lVUW)
The "committee" is working on that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
The Official Motto of Duke University is "Eruditio et Religio"
I'm thinking False Advertising
Posted by: Miklos, Dookie by inheritance at March 23, 2021 10:22 PM (QzkSJ)
Roger and Jerry, we're all pulling for you.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2021 10:22 PM (JZT2F)
https://tinyurl.com/48hpcb95
https://tinyurl.com/w8437xtk
https://tinyurl.com/yr5u9k8e
https://tinyurl.com/byk94zc4
https://tinyurl.com/yawc5a27
Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2021 10:22 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 23, 2021 10:22 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2021 10:23 PM (LNVrA)
Posted by: Lay Brother Miklos at March 23, 2021 10:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 23, 2021 10:20 PM (Zx3Bu)
it's Rover's turn
Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2021 10:23 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: PabloD, boop/bop/beep at March 23, 2021 10:23 PM (792+X)
Nevermind, sorry to be a downer.
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2021 10:23 PM (E0OEG)
I could accept that excuse if he stumbled once, but three times? Wiping out completely the third time? And always on the left foot? I'm thinking neurological (and I say this as someone who lost a bit of control over his left foot for about a week thanks to an extruded disk)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 23, 2021 10:24 PM (CAJOC)
This is what this country SHOULD be about.
Posted by: JEM at March 23, 2021 10:24 PM (8erNz)
If my wife didn't bathe or brush her teeth, I'd be happy to outsource the chore of servicing her to someone else.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2021 10:24 PM (JZT2F)
I'm thinking False Advertising
Posted by: Miklos, Dookie by inheritance at March 23, 2021 10:22 PM (QzkSJ)
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Funny, I don't remember founding a university.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2021 10:24 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 23, 2021 10:20 PM (Zx3Bu)
The chick who has no personal hygiene and is too lazy to do anything? It'd be like the scene in Mannequin where the guy is in bed, looking at his member under the sheets and yelling at her that she is so bad she cause the little soldier to desert.
Posted by: Bete at March 23, 2021 10:24 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at March 23, 2021 10:24 PM (+iaDh)
His legs also have a stuttering problem?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2021 10:25 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 23, 2021 10:25 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2021 10:19 PM (nxdel)
* * * *
Awesome news, congratulations!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at March 23, 2021 10:25 PM (jQwrQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2021 10:26 PM (mht8P)
Erin, you ungrateful cow. Just rot in your seething morass of "poor widdle me" and inflamed COVID paranoia.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2021 10:26 PM (pNxlR)
happen, it's rushed and with at least one child at my feet.
Erin, honey, if my mother could keep four disaster-prone children out of the bathroom for 20 minutes while she showered daily, SO CAN YOU!
Posted by: pookysgirl, klutz of the family at March 23, 2021 10:26 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2021 10:21 PM (55Qr6)
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Prayers up for Roger and Jerry. Hope they have smooth sailing and bright days ahead!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at March 23, 2021 10:26 PM (jQwrQ)
> Posted by: Duke Lowell
That's 'cuz it was named after me, brah. Mahalo!
Posted by: Duke Kahanamoku at March 23, 2021 10:26 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 23, 2021 10:20 PM (Zx3Bu)
Poor bastard.
Posted by: EXTERMINATE! at March 23, 2021 10:26 PM (hbrUW)
The Official Motto of Duke University is "Eruditio et Religio"
I'm thinking False Advertising
Posted by: Miklos, Dookie by inheritance at March 23, 2021 10:22 PM (QzkSJ)
The Serpent offered knowledge in the Garden, and they don't specify which religion.
Posted by: Bete at March 23, 2021 10:26 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2021 10:27 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at March 23, 2021 10:27 PM (+56GQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2021 10:27 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
It was Trinity College, a Methodist school.
Then the Duke tobacco money.
I think you, Mortimer and Randolph Duke have your own money.
Posted by: Miklos, turning the machines back on over here Boss at March 23, 2021 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2021 10:27 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2021 10:28 PM (nxdel)
> Posted by: Duke Kahanamoku
Now just hold on one cotton-pickin' minute, there, pilgrim...
Posted by: Duke Wayne at March 23, 2021 10:28 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 23, 2021 10:28 PM (I58tH)
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2021 10:28 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable
Hah! I thought that was really supposed to be a phallus.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2021 10:29 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 23, 2021 10:29 PM (F03MK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2021 10:27 PM (mht8P)
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Probably closer to the truth than any other theory.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2021 10:29 PM (kTF2Z)
> Posted by: Duke Wayne
Forget the squabblin' cats and kitties. Let's have some Sugar Rum Cherry.
Posted by: Duke Ellington at March 23, 2021 10:29 PM (JZT2F)
Nevermind, sorry to be a downer.
Trying to understand what the situation is here. You lost a daughter...bio or adoptive? and someone else in the mix doesn't GAF? I don't mind downers, I seem to live them daily. Maybe I should provide contact info to take this outside.
Posted by: JEM at March 23, 2021 10:29 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2021 10:29 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Eat The Eloi at March 23, 2021 10:29 PM (RGRIY)
Posted by: 4 at March 23, 2021 10:29 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Raoul Duke at March 23, 2021 10:29 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast
Secret Service better keep him away from escalators. Especially if Kamala or Dr. Jill are standing behind him.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2021 10:30 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at March 23, 2021 10:30 PM (jQwrQ)
That's 'cuz it was named after me, brah. Mahalo!
> Posted by: Duke Kahanamoku
Now just hold on one cotton-pickin' minute, there, pilgrim...
Posted by: Duke Wayne at March 23, 2021 10:28 PM (JZT2F)
__________
It was my grasping, shrewish American wife. They're the ruin of British royalty.
Posted by: Duke of Windsor at March 23, 2021 10:30 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Duke Kahanamoku
*GLARE*
Herman Wedemeyer as "Duke" Lukela
Posted by: Miklos, doing the drum intro to Hawaii 5-O at March 23, 2021 10:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 10:31 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2021 10:31 PM (kTF2Z)
I don't mind doing chores around the house because that laundry, those dishes, etc. are not just going to take care of themselves! The lovely and long-suffering Mrs Z is not, how shall I say it, a 'neat freak'...
Posted by: Zettai at March 23, 2021 10:31 PM (szPRO)
How is everyone tonight? Greetings and salutations--tally ho.
Watching a lot of YouTuber Jenny Nicholson, who is cute as a button, smart and funny--three things I'm not. Some of her videos are long but they're worth it. Watching the one about "Star Wars Land" and didn't know she worked at the Disney petting farm.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 23, 2021 10:32 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 23, 2021 10:29 PM (F03MK)
* * * *
*SNORT*
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at March 23, 2021 10:32 PM (jQwrQ)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable
I will never look at a recliner the same way again.
Posted by: 4 at March 23, 2021 10:32 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2021 10:32 PM (mht8P)
Now just hold on one cotton-pickin' minute, there, pilgrim...
Posted by: Duke Wayne at March 23, 2021 10:28 PM (JZT2F)
__________
It was my grasping, shrewish American wife. They're the ruin of British royalty.
Posted by: Duke of Windsor at March 23, 2021 10:30 PM (mht8P)
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Out of my way, poseurs! 'Cause nothing can stop...
Posted by: The Duke of Earl at March 23, 2021 10:32 PM (CAJOC)
It's like the difference between Light Colonel and Bird Colonel.
Posted by: Archduke Franz Ferdinand at March 23, 2021 10:33 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
*adjusts both monocles*
Indicates to Oddjob
Posted by: Miklos, Duke of Earl at March 23, 2021 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)
This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital
To rock (a rhyme), that's right (on time)
It's Tricky is the title, here we go...
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky... it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky... Tr-tr-tr-tricky (Tricky) Trrrrrrrrrrricky
Posted by: Al Bundy at March 23, 2021 10:34 PM (Z7toj)
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast
Secret Service better keep him away from escalators. Especially if Kamala or Dr. Jill are standing behind him.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2021 10:30 PM (+lVUW)
Doctor Jill only pushed him into the White House. If he obviously dies she can't continue her Weekend at Bernie's run as resident. She ain't giving that up easily.
Posted by: Bete at March 23, 2021 10:34 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2021 10:34 PM (axyOa)
His legs also have a stuttering problem?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2021 10:25 PM (JZT2F)
Yeah. Eff him, and eff whomever put that shit together for a public statement. I have nerve damage in my right foot, and permanent loss of sensory input as a consequence. I cannot feel if i am slipping or not. I hold onto a rail, just in case. He, and his feeble assed handlers need to grow a pair and come clean.
Posted by: BifBewalski - I read the content after the nood. at March 23, 2021 10:34 PM (VcFUs)
The song that can only be properly sung by a men's quartet.
Posted by: pookysgirl actually knows a barbershop quartet at March 23, 2021 10:34 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2021 10:31 PM (kTF2Z)
Who's the Duke now?
Posted by: Donald Pleasence at March 23, 2021 10:34 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2021 10:35 PM (X5CsJ)
It's like the difference between Light Colonel and Bird Colonel.
Posted by: Archduke Franz Ferdinand at March 23, 2021 10:33 PM (JZT2F)
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I prefer Extra-Crispy Colonel.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 23, 2021 10:35 PM (CAJOC)
Some reports have it that Wallis had a freakishly large clitoris, which Eddie found endlessly fascinating.
No word whether the same is true for Markle.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2021 10:35 PM (JZT2F)
Whaddayaknow, a Neil Young rocker up top. Not bad. I read at Wiki that Neil said he was basically going crazy trying to deal with his autistic son while recording Re-Ac-Tor.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2021 10:35 PM (L2ZTs)
I said I unfortunately found it too evocative of a sw*stika, and she should really rethink. Business was in NY of all places.
Disagreed completely and totally ignored my advice. I hate when people do that. When I give you advice, it's because I know something. At least be polite and contemplate. If you don't want to know, don't fucking ask.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2021 10:35 PM (uEbPt)
From 2022, all Boeing Dreamliners will be equipped with Dream Loungers.
Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV at March 23, 2021 10:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 10:35 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 23, 2021 10:36 PM (I58tH)
The song that can only be properly sung by a men's quartet.
Posted by: pookysgirl actually knows a barbershop quartet at March 23, 2021 10:34 PM (XKZwp)
What about us?
Posted by: Yoko Ono Plastic Band at March 23, 2021 10:36 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2021 10:35 PM (X5CsJ)
Sounds like a downer job to me!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 23, 2021 10:36 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2021 10:31 PM (kTF2Z)
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THERE. ARE. FOUR. DUKES!
Posted by: Duke Picard at March 23, 2021 10:36 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2021 10:36 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 23, 2021 10:36 PM (I58tH)
I'd hit that.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 23, 2021 10:36 PM (aA3+G)
True story.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2021 10:36 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: The Amboy Dukes at March 23, 2021 10:36 PM (JZT2F)
Due to circumstances, I adopted a daughter out some years ago as an infant. Knew the names of the new parents from adoption papers. She looked me up about 5 years ago. We became close. She and her daughter came and visited not long after that. She died suddenly in her early 30's. Her adoptive father called and told me. It was horrible. Oldest daughter (they became close) and I flew out for the memorial.
Haven't talked to him for over a year. Granddaughter is 6. And a real cutie.
Overdue for the call.
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2021 10:36 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: ...
My free advice is ALWAYS undervalued.
Posted by: Miklosian Consulting in Chap. 11 at March 23, 2021 10:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2021 10:35 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Mis at March 23, 2021 10:37 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2021 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2021 10:35 PM (X5CsJ)
Little fucker's wife was queaking out
He's experienced.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2021 10:37 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: The Amboy Dukes at March 23, 2021 10:36 PM (JZT2F)
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We got the General Lee!
Posted by: Bo & Luke Duke at March 23, 2021 10:38 PM (CAJOC)
They're BOTH fuckers. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2021 10:38 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 23, 2021 10:38 PM (7o4Oo)
True story.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2021 10:36 PM (axyOa)
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Cultural appropriation!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2021 10:38 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Duke's mayonnaise at March 23, 2021 10:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Admit it, you simply have the touch.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 10:38 PM (sy5kK)
People actually do this? I may be the odd man out but I have the magic laundry basket. I just throw dirty laundry in it and it automagically gets washed and put away.
https://youtu.be/SqQgDwA0BNU
Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2021 10:39 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2021 10:21 PM (55Qr6)
Oh my that's awful on both counts. Prayers are headed upward.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2021 10:39 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 23, 2021 10:20 PM (Zx3Bu)
it's Rover's turn
Posted by: REDACTED
Best laugh of the night.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2021 10:39 PM (+lVUW)
When they stole my Volvo S60, they didn't even put it on a flatbed. It's all wheel drive so they just went ahead and ripped my tires off for me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2021 10:39 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 23, 2021 10:39 PM (7ZQe3)
He just needs to make really sure he doesn't accidentally show up for work at ButterUp, a San Francisco-based firm that specializes in hand-applied personal lubricants.
Posted by: The Amboy Dukes at March 23, 2021 10:40 PM (JZT2F)
Easton's "Duane Eddy" style outro is gold.
Posted by: Al Bundy at March 23, 2021 10:40 PM (Z7toj)
My day is now complete that you pronounced my selection "Not bad"
Should I pass this evening into God's hands I will have experienced the best of this world and the next.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2021 10:40 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: JEM at March 23, 2021 10:40 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2021 10:40 PM (L2ZTs)
She seems nice.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at March 23, 2021 10:40 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2021 10:40 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2021 10:41 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Start your own apartment community!
Posted by: The Reason braintrust, half toasted at March 23, 2021 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 23, 2021 10:41 PM (kTRt4)
Posted by: Mishdog at March 23, 2021 10:41 PM (cqAUI)
You should be nuked from orbit, just to be sure.
Posted by: pookysgirl did not break up the Beatles at March 23, 2021 10:41 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2021 10:40 PM (aA3+G)
*Types*
~~~
*Deletes*
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 23, 2021 10:42 PM (87oRe)
Trickier, now that satan is starting to grab at his feet. #twoweeks
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 23, 2021 10:42 PM (F03MK)
The album is called "Music to Kill Frenchmen To".
Posted by: The Duke of Wellington at March 23, 2021 10:42 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Mishdog at March 23, 2021 10:41 PM (cqAUI)
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That poor woman...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 23, 2021 10:42 PM (CAJOC)
~~~
*Deletes*
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 23, 2021 10:42 PM (87oRe)
Calm down Conor's human. Calm down.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2021 10:42 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2021 10:42 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Mishdog at March 23, 2021 10:41 PM (cqAUI)
You might need a plastic surgeon.
Posted by: Donald Pleasence at March 23, 2021 10:43 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: chris-cross at March 23, 2021 10:43 PM (k8uM2)
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2021 10:43 PM (E0OEG)
Easton's "Duane Eddy" style outro is gold.
Posted by: Al Bundy at March 23, 2021 10:40 PM (Z7toj
I don't think Duane Allmen gets the praise he deserved either.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2021 10:43 PM (LNVrA)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Can't say I experienced the best in this world.
So can't say I'd be disappointed if I died in my sleep.
Posted by: SMH at March 23, 2021 10:43 PM (wparq)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 23, 2021 10:44 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Miklosian Consulting in Chap. 11 at March 23, 2021 10:36 PM (QzkSJ)
You'd be surprised how many people come back and thank me later. I am basically a walking encyclopedia of flaws but I do have a gift for not talking shit about shit I don't know about, and being very precise in what I suggest to people.
Occasionally I get someone outright crapping on my advice and those people go in The Book. Never lift a hangnail for them again. I swear looking back they've all been lefties. Ungrateful shitstains. It shouldn't piss me off but it does.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2021 10:44 PM (uEbPt)
Then Donald Trump must be fucking amazing, that's what you're saying, Jen. Climbing stairs like a Boss!
Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2021 10:44 PM (1vynn)
Posted by: Prince Charles at March 23, 2021 10:44 PM (IWSCu)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 23, 2021 10:38 PM (7o4Oo)
ahh.
a woke Democrat.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 10:44 PM (sy5kK)
I've read his relationship with his family is just plain damaged beyond repair, to forget the giant stain on the BRF.
Also from what I've read in the MSM, even Wallis Simpson was more honorable of a person than Meghan.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2021 10:44 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: JQ at March 23, 2021 10:44 PM (09wCi)
Posted by: Heirloominati, Got Mashed Potato - Ain't Got No T-Bone at March 23, 2021 10:44 PM (CtJ/Z)
Then Donald Trump must be fucking amazing, that's what you're saying, Jen. Climbing stairs like a Boss!
Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2021 10:44 PM (1vynn)
Yeah the old very tricky one step evenly after the other, steps.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2021 10:45 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: t-bird
Not to mention our lovely first lady, Melania. She did it hundreds of times in heels!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2021 10:45 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2021 10:39 PM (Rvt8
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I'm forwarding this to my wife. Well, she is for now.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at March 23, 2021 10:45 PM (o9apC)
Taking care of your kids is certainly work. But, uh, so is work, toots.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2021 10:45 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2021 10:42 PM (2DOZq)
Oh no, don't worry about that nonsense. Let's just see the link. Please post it for us.
Posted by: The Barrel at March 23, 2021 10:45 PM (f61hu)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 23, 2021 10:45 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: Duke's mayonnaise at March 23, 2021 10:38 PM (QzkSJ)
that's a lie, including the "the " and the " in"
Posted by: LIllian at March 23, 2021 10:45 PM (6iURM)
When I tried to wash the dishes, my psycho-b ex-gf would get angry. "Oh, that's how you hint that I'm not doing my job around here" or whatever. Shit, all I wanted was a clean fork to eat with. Whatever chicks say they want, it ain't what they really want, if they even know what it is.
Posted by: Zero Insertion Force gp at March 23, 2021 10:46 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2021 10:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 23, 2021 10:46 PM (Zx3Bu)
Posted by: Mary "Miklos" McGrory at March 23, 2021 10:46 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Start your own apartment community!
Posted by: The Reason braintrust, half toasted at March 23, 2021 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)
I'm glad i don't live where you do, y5. My defense attorney would be rich AF. Tow company owner would be followed home, his shiz all vandalized and what not. Landlord would be getting some hate as well. Best i stay in the south where people are respectful of other's property.
Posted by: BifBewalski - anger management at March 23, 2021 10:47 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs
Tread softly there Pardner. My spousal unit just looked at me with a blank stare after she viewed it.
I don't get it.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2021 10:47 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Duke's mayonnaise at March 23, 2021 10:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Tried Dukes recently. For the first time ! Not bad, not bad at all. Is that a southern thing ?
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2021 10:47 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2021 10:40 PM (axyOa)
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Cool, a new fan!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2021 10:47 PM (kTF2Z)
Scary turn of events, The Barrel appears to have achieved self-awareness!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 23, 2021 10:47 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2021 10:43 PM (E0OEG)
He is married to an Erin
Posted by: LIllian at March 23, 2021 10:47 PM (6iURM)
Presuming the author is a 20-30 year old woman who isn't morbidly obese, it is actually pretty darn safe.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2021 10:47 PM (qlFIA)
Ric Ocasek and Paula Porizkova hold the Official Record for The Most Dramatic Difference Between How Ugly The Dude Is And How Beautiful The Gal Is, measured at approximately 27.5 light years.
Seriously, dude must have been able to lick the alphabet in 7 languages, including dipthongs, umlauts, abbreviations and cursive.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 23, 2021 10:47 PM (WOG6U)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2021 10:48 PM (uEbPt)
Tarantino got her to recreate it in Kill Bill.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2021 10:48 PM (LNVrA)
Porizkova: use Cyrillic alphabet?
Posted by: Zero Insertion Force gp at March 23, 2021 10:48 PM (qpX6U)
"No airbags, we die like men"
On par with, "Alcohol, tobacco and firearms, who's bringing the chips?"
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at March 23, 2021 10:49 PM (z985I)
It's also capitalized nicely on its own notoriety. The Barrel expanded to contain its very own shopping mall, and recently launched a chain of Barrel-themed casual dining establishments.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2021 10:49 PM (L2ZTs)
I don't get it.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2021 10:47 PM (Rvt8
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That's a terrible thing to say.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at March 23, 2021 10:49 PM (o9apC)
Yeah, I've dealt with this before too - had an ex that got mad when I'd do the dishes, the laundry, whatever, would then also complain if I didn't do it on the schedule she wanted. So...an ex like I said. Fortunately not *all* women are like that.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2021 10:49 PM (qlFIA)
I don't think Duane Allmen gets the praise he deserved either.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2021 10:43 PM (LNVrA)
You've certainly got that right.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 10:49 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2021 10:45 PM (uEbPt)
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Perhaps we should all send him this video
https://youtu.be/NRNiOpoZHV4
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 23, 2021 10:49 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2021 10:49 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2021 10:49 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 23, 2021 10:49 PM (emxxF)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2021 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Can't say I experienced the best in this world.
So can't say I'd be disappointed if I died in my sleep.
Posted by: SMH at March 23, 2021 10:43 PM (wparq)
Well, sh*t,
I'm grateful for all I've seen and I would be grateful to die in my sleep tonight.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 23, 2021 10:50 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2021 10:50 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2021 10:50 PM (6iURM)
I don't get it.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2021 10:47 PM (Rvt8
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Seriously though, she just said she's sending it to our two teenage sons.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at March 23, 2021 10:50 PM (o9apC)
Also, I'm a pretty even-tempered guy, even when someone steals my fucking car for no real reason, shreds the rear tires off, and makes me pay $600+ to get it out of jail.
Angry as I was at the condo complex for everything that happened (and I was pissed), I still retained some degree of equanimity when I went to pay the ransom. That's when I encountered the drooling inbreed at Ace Towing of 30 S. Tejon St., Denver. And I'm not kidding. She had that inbred fish-face, she was dumb as a stump and twice as ugly, with a heavy dose of irrational, consanguinated aggression added to the mix. She'd be living in a cave and eating wayward travelers in a less developed country.
After I got ejected from the office, I stood around the curb smoking until one of the drivers (a normal human with parents from different families) came out, and he got me squared away.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2021 10:50 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at March 23, 2021 10:50 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2021 10:43 PM (LNVrA)
Awomen to that.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2021 10:50 PM (uEbPt)
Question for the Horde: From the 14th floor, would it matter if the parachute *did* deploy?
Posted by: Chuck C at March 23, 2021 10:50 PM (awtm/)
Posted by: pookysgirl knows how to pretreat stains at March 23, 2021 10:51 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 23, 2021 10:49 PM (emxxF)
Is that like what George Clooney was building in Burn After Reading?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 23, 2021 10:51 PM (x8Wzq)
transgenderism is simply a mental disease
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 23, 2021 10:51 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2021 10:51 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2021 10:50 PM (uEbPt)
Must have made her laugh. Women like that....
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2021 10:51 PM (zr5Kq)
happen, its rushed and with at least one child at my feet. Some days I
dont brush my teeth at all.
Someone generations previous to this one managed with much less help from the father and more kids.
I'd be a bit worried about the marriage if she ain't even bothering to shower or brush her teeth on a daily basis and it isn't just after the birth of a kid (which is admittedly much harder)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2021 10:52 PM (qlFIA)
I absolutely loved this movie and highly recommend it. Dare I say, it was beautiful.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 23, 2021 10:52 PM (WOG6U)
So can't say I'd be disappointed if I died in my sleep.
Posted by: SMH at March 23, 2021 10:43 PM (wparq)
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You and me both, sister.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at March 23, 2021 10:52 PM (o9apC)
All they had to do was say "I'm gonna go riding on my motorcycle!!" :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2021 10:52 PM (L2ZTs)
Scary turn of events, The Barrel appears to have achieved self-awareness!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 23, 2021 10:47 PM (87oRe)
I remember when this happened with spam. That was hilarious!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 23, 2021 10:52 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at March 23, 2021 10:53 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 10:49 PM (sy5kK
Certainly ironic given the plane crash
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2021 10:53 PM (LNVrA)
yeah, then came masks.
Posted by: JEM at March 23, 2021 10:53 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2021 10:53 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2021 10:53 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2021 10:53 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 23, 2021 10:52 PM (WOG6U)
I need to add it to my list. I've heard noting but good things about it.
I actually have Fellowship of the Ring on deck. Been a while since I've read LoTR.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 23, 2021 10:53 PM (x8Wzq)
Scary turn of events, The Barrel appears to have achieved self-awareness!
I WILL SUCK YOU ALL IN, LIKE KAMALA HARRIS IS A SMOKE FILLED BACK ROOM.
AND I HUNGER!
Posted by: The Barrel at March 23, 2021 10:54 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Freddy M at March 23, 2021 10:54 PM (Z7toj)
That's only for Crackers.
Posted by: Miklos will have the chicken and dumplings at March 23, 2021 10:54 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2021 10:54 PM (L2ZTs)
Men like beautiful women, women like famous, wealthy guys.
Its a match made in, well, Hollywood.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2021 10:54 PM (qlFIA)
You overlook the obvious: Super.Penis.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 23, 2021 10:55 PM (emxxF)
Overdue for the call.
You have support what limited I can do if you need/want it. See my earlier comment.
Posted by: JEM at March 23, 2021 10:55 PM (8erNz)
I may be misremembering, but I think Lyle Lovett's face got all fucked up when he was rescuing a kid from a burning building.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2021 10:55 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: Zero Insertion Force gp at March 23, 2021 10:46 PM (qpX6U)
You can't do anything with people like that. They don't trust anything you say, and they think they have every algebraic communication equation solved.
They hear emanations and penumbras that a team of screenwriters on LSD couldn't dream up. It's a rabbit hole in a mobius strip. Maddening.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2021 10:55 PM (uEbPt)
And he liked kittehs.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 23, 2021 10:56 PM (x8Wzq)
In those 70s Southern Rock bands, it was easy to tell when somebody was gonna die.
All they had to do was say "I'm gonna go riding on my motorcycle!!" :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve
Or take a charter flight.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2021 10:56 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2021 10:56 PM (uEbPt)
Tip for Southern Rockers who want to live long lives: NEVER TRAVEL ANYWHERE IN ANY WAY FOR ANY REASON.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2021 10:57 PM (L2ZTs)
I pretty sure there is a math equazion/function to how fat your wallet is to how hot your wife is
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 23, 2021 10:57 PM (r4bSV)
It's also capitalized nicely on its own notoriety. The Barrel expanded to contain its very own shopping mall, and recently launched a chain of Barrel-themed casual dining establishments.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2021 10:49 PM (L2ZTs)
I heard that Cracker Barrel was suing the Barrel for lifting their name.
Maybe gonna find a Q-Tip.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 10:57 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Vyx at March 23, 2021 10:57 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 23, 2021 10:57 PM (x8Wzq)
Aristotle Onassis and any of his wives or mistresses
Gregory Arend and Christina Hendricks
And the all-time winner: Carlo Ponti, who bagged a 23-year-old Sophia Loren when he was a short, ugly 45 year old dude.
Posted by: The Duke of Wellington at March 23, 2021 10:57 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 23, 2021 10:55 PM (emxxF)
Oh, I thought you said something else.
Posted by: Wile E Coyote at March 23, 2021 10:57 PM (LNVrA)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Now you tell me!
Posted by: Zombie overrated front man of the most overrated band ever at March 23, 2021 10:58 PM (Z7toj)
The Barrel expanded to contain its very own shopping mall, and recently launched a chain of Barrel-themed casual dining establishments.
Crate and Barrel
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2021 10:58 PM (63Dwl)
I pretty sure there is a math equazion/function to how fat your wallet is to how hot your wife is
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 23, 2021 10:57 PM (r4bSV)
How will the golddiggers figure out their marks with them now using Bitcoin?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 10:58 PM (sy5kK)
I absolutely loved this movie and highly recommend it. Dare I say, it was beautiful.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 23, 2021 10:52 PM (WOG6U)
Agreed. It was a lovely movie. I took my family to NYC to see the Tolkien exhibit at the Morgan Library. It featured a lot of his notes regarding construction of The Hobbit, and went into his WWI experiences, and his college classmates. Simply devastating. Afterwards, I was close to tears thinking about what a monumental waste of the best and brightest that war turned out to be, especially from Tolkien's perspective.
Posted by: The Barrel at March 23, 2021 10:58 PM (f61hu)
And he put the fire on Seal's face out with an ice pick. That's another one.
Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2021 10:58 PM (CTJwJ)
I don't care that she was a drawing. Them bewbs were spectacular to a kid in junior high.
Posted by: JROD at March 23, 2021 10:58 PM (0jZnq)
So can't say I'd be disappointed if I died in my sleep.
Posted by: SMH at March 23, 2021 10:43 PM (wparq)
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You and me both, sister.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at March 23, 2021 10:52 PM (o9apC)
Srsly SMH?
Your daughter is talking to you and you have another generation, grand babies, that you can witness to? Praise God and do it!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 23, 2021 10:58 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: MACHINES FOR SALE at March 23, 2021 10:59 PM (G0bXQ)
- Bat Flambe
- Chicken-Fried Quokka with Squirrel Gravy
- Canadian-Style Gruel, sous vide-ed in its own natural juices
- Tiramisu, made with real lady's fingers
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2021 10:59 PM (L2ZTs)
Question for the Horde: From the 14th floor, would it matter if the parachute *did* deploy?
Posted by: Chuck C at March 23, 2021 10:50 PM (awtm/)
If he had a BASE jumping chute he should have been able to survive.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2021 10:59 PM (2DOZq)
Heterosexually speaking, is there an improper way.
* nervously waits
Posted by: Sock Monkey * el Lobo solitario at March 23, 2021 11:00 PM (TIOIq)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 23, 2021 11:00 PM (r4bSV)
>>totally ignored my advice.
Why do they hire us if they're going to discard our advice? You can lead the client to water, but you can't make him drink.
Posted by: chris-cross at March 23, 2021 11:00 PM (k8uM2)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 23, 2021 11:01 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 23, 2021 11:01 PM (fsmFZ)
Posted by: Freddy M at March 23, 2021 10:54 PM (Z7toj)
Well, that and taking a hundred or more AIDs infested dicks up your ass.
But yeah, "bicycle".
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 11:01 PM (sy5kK)
I grant you three wishes.
First, I want all the lawyers to disappear.
It is done. Also, no more wishes.
You said three wishes!
So sue me.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2021 10:11 PM
Guy: Can I at least wish that Erin be even more miserable?
Genie (checks ONT, laughs): Definitely. Also, I'll give you the two wishes back.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 23, 2021 11:01 PM (awtm/)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Whiskey bottle, brand new car, oak tree you're in my way...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 23, 2021 11:01 PM (F03MK)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2021 11:01 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs
In all honesty, I do all the cooking and Mrs. does all the laundry and cleaning. We both are thrilled with the arrangement. Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2021 11:01 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Sharkman
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How did I not know about this movie?! Will check this out tomorrow. Thanks Sharkman.
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 23, 2021 11:02 PM (kTRt4)
My understanding is that annual KL Tower base jump is pretty dangerous, and that sucker is like 1,200 feet tall or something. 14 stories seems suicidal by comparison.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2021 11:02 PM (Uh2oA)
Your daughter is talking to you and you have another generation, grand babies, that you can witness to? Praise God and do it!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
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I'm not allowed to witness to them...no Jesus talk around them.
I love my family, but I'm tired.
Posted by: SMH at March 23, 2021 11:02 PM (wparq)
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at March 23, 2021 11:02 PM (IWSCu)
Please do the needful and remain blessed.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2021 11:02 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: SMH at March 23, 2021 11:03 PM (wparq)
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Do you have machines that make lace wigs?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2021 11:03 PM (kTF2Z)
Disagree. Dio was a great vocalist, but he never really worked in Sabbath for me.
Posted by: The Duke of Wellington at March 23, 2021 11:03 PM (JZT2F)
I don't care that she was a drawing. Them bewbs were spectacular to a kid in junior high.
Posted by: JROD
By Vargas
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2021 11:04 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 23, 2021 11:04 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2021 11:04 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2021 11:04 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2021 11:04 PM (JZT2F)
- Bat Flambe
- Chicken-Fried Quokka with Squirrel Gravy
- Canadian-Style Gruel, sous vide-ed in its own natural juices
- Tiramisu, made with real lady's fingers
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2021 10:59 PM (L2ZTs)
Oh, and let's not forget the piece de resistance:
French Toast, sans maple syrup.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 23, 2021 11:04 PM (f61hu)
I need a machine that will cover all modalities, if one is available. It should also make my dick bigger and give me stronger, longer-lasting erections, without too high of a markup. My budget is four trillion Nigerian drachmas.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2021 11:04 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: t-bird
*catches breath, wipes tear* Shit, I haven't laughed out loud like that in forever.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 23, 2021 11:04 PM (F03MK)
Both tried to out-tough the other guy, resented each other at first, then realized they were mostly similar people with different accents.
It was a good episode.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 11:05 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2021 11:05 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2021 11:05 PM (L2ZTs)
Please do the needful and remain blessed.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2021 11:02 PM (Rvt8
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I had a Mr. Machine when I was young. It was a wind-up robot. Body was clear plastic, so you could see the gears and other inner workings. It was one of my favorite toys.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 23, 2021 11:05 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
My kin are from Tennessee. We might be related.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * el Lobo solitario at March 23, 2021 11:06 PM (TIOIq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2021 11:06 PM (L2ZTs)
I looked up minimum parachute height for normal skydiving. 2000' is apparently the absolute minimum opening height. 2500' is for less experienced, and the newbie minimum is 5000' or so.
You can jump from lower than the 2000' but this high skill stuff with special equipment. You need a chute that can open very quickly. BASE jumpers are in this class. Very large pilot chutes are used, pre deployed. You do not reach terminal velocity at these low heights, and that requires a lot of modification and skill.
100' seems to be about the lowest height. And you've got to be one hell of good jumper to do this. BASE jumping is one of the most dangerous "extreme sports" there is.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2021 11:06 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2021 11:06 PM (IWSCu)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 23, 2021 11:06 PM (TdMsT)
I love my family, but I'm tired.
Posted by: SMH at March 23, 2021 11:02 PM (wparq)
I'm sorry. I understand tired. Your life, not your words will witness. God help us.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 23, 2021 11:07 PM (IDhUW)
And he put the fire on Seal's face out with an ice pick. That's another one.
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LOLOL. But I think Seal's thing was some weird face disease of some kind.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2021 11:07 PM (Uh2oA)
Disagree. Dio was a great vocalist, but he never really worked in Sabbath for me.
Posted by: The Duke of Wellington at March 23, 2021 11:03 PM (JZT2F)
Actually, Iommi would not disagree.
But my first Black Sabbath album was Heaven and Hell. I love that one with all my heart. Got me away from Kiss and the other trite 70s BS. My love of metal has earned some time in purgatory, I am certain.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 23, 2021 11:07 PM (x8Wzq)
But yeah, "bicycle".
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
LMFAO!!! Ya got me!
Posted by: Zombie overrated front man of the most overrated band ever at March 23, 2021 11:07 PM (Z7toj)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 23, 2021 11:07 PM (Zx3Bu)
Posted by: Sharkman
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How did I not know about this movie?! Will check this out tomorrow. Thanks Sharkman.
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 23, 2021 11:02 PM (kTRt4
What movie? I must have missed the post.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2021 11:07 PM (LNVrA)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
Hell, Yes!
Posted by: Adriane the Southern Rock Critic ... at March 23, 2021 11:07 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 23, 2021 11:08 PM (DXFDM)
I think Seals face was tribal tatoos , like from Africa
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 23, 2021 11:08 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2021 11:07 PM (Uh2oA)
IIRC it was a tribal marking /scarring. At least that's what I heard.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2021 11:08 PM (2DOZq)
And fine content it was, eh?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 23, 2021 11:09 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Tolkien:
https://imdb.to/2PnEdpe
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 23, 2021 11:10 PM (kTRt4)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 23, 2021 11:10 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: yop at March 23, 2021 11:11 PM (V0Ztm)
https://imdb.to/2PnEdpe
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 23, 2021 11:10 PM (kTRt4
Ah, thanks! I've seen it and also recommend highly
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2021 11:11 PM (LNVrA)
driver died in crash
girls, 13 and 15 yo
no word on the ethnicity of suspects
Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2021 11:11 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2021 11:11 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Sandy at March 23, 2021 11:11 PM (fLVm1)
As the 72 minute cycle and uses a fraction of the water and electricity. Ditto for the dishwasher short vs regular cycle.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 23, 2021 11:12 PM (Zx3Bu)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2021 11:07 PM (Uh2oA)
IIRC it was a tribal marking /scarring. At least that's what I heard.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2021 11:08 PM (2DOZq)
I heard he got into a scrape with an Eskimo
Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2021 11:12 PM (6iURM)
2 DC girls arrested in armed carjacking
driver died in crash
girls, 13 and 15 yo
no word on the ethnicity of suspects
Posted by: REDACTED
They just wanted to go to Miami and party.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2021 11:12 PM (63Dwl)
Well, however Seal and Lovett got their faces like that, I have to admire guys who can sing through it and get famous.
People were talking about less-than-attractive female singers the other day, Billie Eilish, Janis Joplin, etc. But they're just run-of-the-mill Hollywood ugly. Lovett and Seal and Steven Tyler are "John Carpenter" ugly.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2021 11:13 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2021 11:11 PM (2DOZ
Heh that was supposed to be a text to a friend. Multi tasking.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2021 11:13 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2021 11:13 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 23, 2021 11:13 PM (fLVm1)
The prominent scarring on Seal's face is the result of a type of lupus called discoid lupus erythematosus, which affects the skin and leaves large scar
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2021 11:13 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Sandy at March 23, 2021 11:11 PM (fLVm1)
Hah!
7 "Woof!"
Posted by: says Conor at March 23, 2021 10:00 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 23, 2021 11:13 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 23, 2021 11:14 PM (Zx3Bu)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2021 11:11 PM (6iURM)
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It's a puzzler.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2021 11:14 PM (kTF2Z)
I don't.
Because I enjoy actually owning my own property, rather than being subject to the veto power of whatever bunch of Karens manages to slime their way into positions of petty authority.
That doesn't mean I'm not allowed to make fun of the HOA cucks, though.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2021 11:14 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof
LotR is at the top of the 231 unread books currently residing on my Kindle. Been about 20 years since I've read it through. Time to remedy that.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 23, 2021 11:14 PM (WOG6U)
Posted by: Zettai at March 23, 2021 11:14 PM (szPRO)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2021 11:07 PM (Uh2oA)
IIRC it was a tribal marking /scarring. At least that's what I heard.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2021 11:08 PM (2DOZq)
I heard he got into a scrape with an Eskimo
Whoppin' on Nanook's favorite baby seal with a lead filled snowshoe?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 23, 2021 11:15 PM (SchxB)
And fine content it was, eh?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 23, 2021 11:09 PM (87oRe)
As per usual, {{{Hrothgar}}}
I get most of my news on the ONT!!!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 23, 2021 11:15 PM (TdMsT)
Oh, no. Nope. Nada.
Now he's ill and *can't* help. Not that he would, back when he could've...
I'm torn.
Posted by: JQ at March 23, 2021 11:15 PM (09wCi)
I read their "executives' " profiles. That thing is some kind of money laundering op.
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2021 11:15 PM (zr5Kq)
Sure. We spend millions of dollars to protect the President, even going so far as to deprive citizens of their rights for his safety. But we those pesky steps...
Posted by: Fen at March 23, 2021 11:16 PM (Ov8iZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Tolkien:
https://imdb.to/2PnEdpe
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 23, 2021 11:10 PM (kTRt4)
I must get this movie. The Hobbit and the LotR were the first books I read without being assigned to read it at school. Tolkien is absolutely my favorite writer. I said this up-thread, but The Fellowship of the Ring is on deck.
I have my dad to thank for introducing me to Tolkien.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 23, 2021 11:16 PM (x8Wzq)
I don't.
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I'm no fan of HOAs either until it's the only thing keeping your neighbor from painting his house to look like a circus tent.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 23, 2021 11:16 PM (fLVm1)
But I always got the feeling she'd give you a good, hard, memorable fuck.
I don't get that feeling for Eilish.
So, there's that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2021 11:16 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at March 23, 2021 11:17 PM (HuH1F)
I watched the video of Ford dropping off those last few steps on AF1. They were *way* more hardcore than these red-carpet jobs today, and it was raining.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2021 11:17 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 23, 2021 11:15 PM (TdMsT)
A most wise move on your part!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 23, 2021 11:17 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Zombie overrated front man of the most overrated band ever at March 23, 2021 11:17 PM (Z7toj)
Where does it end?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 23, 2021 11:13 PM (fLVm1
First they came for those with sharks in their basements, but I said nothing because...shut up Dumbo'
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2021 11:17 PM (LNVrA)
Dogs fed and put up for the evening, laundry changed over, dishwasher emptied, counters wiped down, evening prayers said. Good night, Hordians.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2021 11:17 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: TheCynic at March 23, 2021 11:18 PM (iHBmE)
Oh, no. Nope. Nada.
Now he's ill and *can't* help. Not that he would, back when he could've...
I'm torn.
Posted by: JQ at March 23, 2021 11:15 PM (09wCi)
types
deletes
Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2021 11:18 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 23, 2021 11:18 PM (Zx3Bu)
I don't get that feeling for Eilish.
So, there's that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2021 11:16 PM (JZT2F)
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Oh, I bet you'd remember slapping her awake from her third or fourth OD that week. That kind of thing will stay with you.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2021 11:18 PM (Uh2oA)
link tinyurl.com/5d35ncu8
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2021 11:18 PM (qlFIA)
More typically, it's the the thing keeping you from painting your house anything but one of the three approved shades of beige.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2021 11:19 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Al Bundy at March 23, 2021 11:19 PM (Z7toj)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2021 11:19 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2021 11:19 PM (JZT2F)
You get your choice of Bone, Ivory, or Taupe.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 23, 2021 11:20 PM (rdbLX)
But there is a wondrous feel to it. Mysterious, magical.
JRR Tolkien was a rare gift.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Clog Dancing on My Roof at March 23, 2021 11:20 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2021 11:19 PM (JZT2F)
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Irvine, CA was famous for that, but it was the entire city, not an HOA.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 23, 2021 11:20 PM (fLVm1)
Where does it end?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 23, 2021 11:13 PM (fLVm1)
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Animal cruelty. It's one thing to have a tiny epaulet shark in a 200 gallon aquarium. Quite another to have four sandbar sharks in your basement. Can't imagine it was a big enough tank (think Sea World). Kinda like keeping a Great Dane in a 4 by 6 foot cage.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2021 11:20 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2021 11:21 PM (63Dwl)
I watched the video of Ford dropping off those last few steps on AF1. They were *way* more hardcore than these red-carpet jobs today, and it was raining.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2021 11:17 PM (Uh2oA)
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And his knees were blown from college football.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 23, 2021 11:21 PM (qrcf4)
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 23, 2021 11:22 PM (qrcf4)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 23, 2021 11:22 PM (rdbLX)
The prominent scarring on Seal's face is the result of a type of lupus called discoid lupus erythematosus, which affects the skin and leaves large scar
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2021 11:13 PM (qlF
Thanks . Tribal scarring an apparent urban tale.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2021 11:22 PM (2DOZq)
They are organizations that appeal to petty tyrants who enjoy bossing other people around.
Keeping the tyrants off these boards/committees can be a difficult task, as bullying people is their sole raison d'etre, and they will gladly devote far more time to getting on the board than you can devote to keeping them off of it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2021 11:22 PM (JZT2F)
Classic youthful mistake, Seal trying to French Kiss a lithesome Otter lass. She damn near ate his face off.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 23, 2021 11:23 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 23, 2021 11:20 PM
Someone's been lurking in OM's fashion threads.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2021 11:24 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: klaftern at March 23, 2021 11:24 PM (RuIsu)
Yeah, Ford was not a klutz nor accident prone and was pretty athletic. That was all basically Chevy Chase and SNL that created that image.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2021 11:24 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Kripik at March 23, 2021 11:25 PM (6iURM)
Hubby wasn't always un-helpful. I think his illness was beginning to manifest at the time he retired, but we didn't know or suspect a physical ailment then.
His liver is decompensated & who knows how much time is left?
He's still my husband and I will take care of him. We've had almost 20 years of good times.
Posted by: JQ at March 23, 2021 11:25 PM (09wCi)
Posted by: Funsize at March 23, 2021 11:25 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2021 11:25 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2021 11:25 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: klaftern at March 23, 2021 11:24 PM (RuIsu)
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She would have ENGAGED.
Right until she passed out.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 23, 2021 11:26 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2021 11:26 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 23, 2021 11:14 PM
From wiki:
According to 2017 Census Bureau data, the population of the District of Columbia, was 47.1% Black or African American, 45.1% White (36.8% non-Hispanic White), 4.3% Asian, 0.6% American Indian or Alaska Native, and 0.1% Native Hawaiian or Other Pacific Islander. Individuals from two or more races made up 2.7% of the population. Hispanics of any race made up 11.0% of the District's population
Posted by: Chuck C at March 23, 2021 11:26 PM (awtm/)
What it is in practice is some pinch-mouthed scold writing you up because your mailbox post is 1/4" too tall, and your house number isn't in an approved font, and your kid left his football in the front yard overnight, and...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2021 11:26 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: klaftern
Lord, won't you buy me an apple iphone
My friends all have samsung's
I feel so alone....
Posted by: Al Bundy at March 23, 2021 11:26 PM (Z7toj)
Posted by: JQ
To care for a sick spouse grinds you down like nothing else. Hang in there!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2021 11:26 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: The Barrel
"The Great War and Modern Memory" by Paul Fussell is an outstanding book about the literary output that resulted from WW1, as well as the loss of so many literary and artistic talents who were killed in the war.
If you've never read Fussell he is fantastic. He's got 3 other books about WW2, one of which, "Doing Battle: The Making of A Skeptic", is about his own experiences therein. He's also the author of "Thank God for the Atom Bomb, an essay that is essential reading if you want to understand the sense of relief of hundreds of thousands of GIs who went from being doomed to die in the invasion pf Japan to actually having a future, all in a single flash of light.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 23, 2021 11:26 PM (WOG6U)
Tolkien had the most amazing voice in his exposition.
Posted by: Funsize at March 23, 2021 11:27 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 23, 2021 11:27 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2021 11:28 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2021 11:28 PM (2DOZq)
Ford fact: he slept four hours a night and would take a nap mid day.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast
That's why he could make Model T's so cheap.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2021 11:28 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 23, 2021 11:28 PM (WOG6U)
It's the pipe part of the Scottish bagpipes. My wife and sons thought it was a good idea.
Never played a wind instrument, but after some practice, I realize why the Scots had a big bag to blow the air through. Really good for the lungs. Hell. It's fun.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Clog Dancing on My Roof at March 23, 2021 11:29 PM (x8Wzq)
Meh.. she's just a miserable bitch.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2021 10:14 PM (nxdel)
Mrs IMG wonders if it might be post-partum depression.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 23, 2021 11:29 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2021 11:28 PM (kTF2Z
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Bob Dole had an eel named Rufus.
Posted by: Bob Dole at March 23, 2021 11:29 PM (fLVm1)
Britain, France, and Russia controlled the majority of the globe.
People saw the future as endless progress.
And then WWI came and killed off a generation over basically nothing. And it allowed the socialist cancer to come to fruition.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2021 11:29 PM (qlFIA)
It will soon be time to break it out again.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2021 11:25 PM
I have a bunch of german stamps overprinted "5 milliarden"
Posted by: Chuck C at March 23, 2021 11:30 PM (awtm/)
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 23, 2021 11:30 PM (qrcf4)
Yeah, Ford was not a klutz nor accident prone and was pretty athletic. That was all basically Chevy Chase and SNL that created that image.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2021 11:24 PM (Mzdiz)
Chevy Chase doing a Biden falldown?
Perfect!
Posted by: Getting the SNL Band back together again at March 23, 2021 11:31 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2021 11:25 PM (kTF2Z)
Also they eat your limbs off. But that's not important right now.
Posted by: Splunge at March 23, 2021 11:31 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2021 11:32 PM (6iURM)
all in a single flash of light.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 23, 2021 11:26 PM (WOG6U)
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A while ago, I read about a guy who got hit by *both* bombs. Got hit in Hiroshima, went home to Nagasaki, and got hit again. Lived to be very old. Unkillable, I guess.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2021 11:32 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: Splunge
I read that in Leslie Nielsen's voice.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2021 11:33 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
My kin are from Tennessee. We might be related.
Posted by: Sock Monkey
Yup
Posted by: Second cousin twice removed Miklos at March 23, 2021 11:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Machines for sale is back!!!!!!!!!
Hallelujah!!!
One of my all time favorite commenters from Ye Olden Dayes of Yore.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 23, 2021 11:33 PM (WOG6U)
He was a good friend of mine
Never understood a single word he said
But he zapped my penis with his slime
Yeah he always had some mighty fine slime
Sadly, Rufus died, so I had to switch to Viagra instead.
Posted by: Bob Dole at March 23, 2021 11:33 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2021 11:32 PM (6iURM)
That's 15 minutes more than I would.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 23, 2021 11:33 PM (TdMsT)
Yeah, Ford was not a klutz nor accident prone and was pretty athletic. That was all basically Chevy Chase and SNL that created that image.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2021 11:24 PM (Mzdiz)
They amplified it. The media created it, by highlighting every head bump on the edge of a helicopter or plane door (Ford was tall) or any little stumble. I saw Ford speak outdoors at a college, and when the crowd couldn't see him well, he climbed up on his limo roof.
Imagine what SNL could do with Biden if they were still doing actual comedy.
Posted by: Splunge at March 23, 2021 11:34 PM (RzGcW)
I've just read over at the DM that Plugs may have broken the law in halting construction on the southern border wall... The GAO is launching an investigation...
Posted by: Zettai at March 23, 2021 11:36 PM (szPRO)
Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2021 11:36 PM (ConHk)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2021 11:32 PM (Uh2oA)
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There was one woman who survived the sinking of the Titanic, survived the sinking of the Britannic, and was aboard the Olympic when it collided with the HMS Hawk.
Maybe she was related to Nuke Guy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 23, 2021 11:36 PM (fLVm1)
I've already expressed to the real estate agent, who is also an investor in the development, that I would like to be a member of the association.
I'm a live and let live kind of person who despises Karen's of all (57+) genders.
So there's that.
Posted by: Al Bundy at March 23, 2021 11:36 PM (Z7toj)
Posted by: Braenyard, starving
Happened on the Supreme Court too, but brains and for different reasons.
Posted by: Justice Byron "Whizzer" White at March 23, 2021 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2021 11:36 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: Java Joe at March 23, 2021 11:37 PM (xBhDz)
Posted by: Bob Dole Facts at March 23, 2021 11:37 PM (JZT2F)
There was one woman who survived the sinking of the Titanic, survived the sinking of the Britannic, and was aboard the Olympic when it collided with the HMS Hawk.
Drowned in the bath tub.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2021 11:37 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 23, 2021 11:33 PM (TdMsT)
so how many Stihls do you own ?
ones without muffler guts
Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2021 11:37 PM (6iURM)
As the 72 minute cycle and uses a fraction of the water and electricity. Ditto for the dishwasher short vs regular cycle.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 23, 2021 11:12 PM (Zx3Bu)
Good news for AtC.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2021 11:37 PM (uEbPt)
Gotta figure that Biden is about one Lewy body away from also acquiring the nickname "Whizzer", but not due to his broken-field running.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2021 11:38 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: REDACTED
Only the initial Tzampotli "issue".
The recalcitrant HOA Board members joined the project, so to speak.
Posted by: Miklos still maintains that thetzampotli is 3 (three) feet from the property line at March 23, 2021 11:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 23, 2021 11:39 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Archer
The title song is worth the price of admission alone.
I can't remember, but is "double life" also a cut from Candy O?
Posted by: Al Bundy at March 23, 2021 11:39 PM (Z7toj)
Posted by: Jean at March 23, 2021 11:40 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2021 11:40 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Zettai at March 23, 2021 11:40 PM (szPRO)
I wonder if Biden's first presser will be to say "skrizzim skrazzim flabblenop, resigning to be spend more time with Hunter, then way, way more time with Beau, bekissh naxazonk President Harris will blow you all away!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2021 11:41 PM (Uh2oA)
So he bought an old beater station wagon, gave it a custom primer and camouflage paint job using cans of Krylon, made some wooden machine guns to mount on the hood, and spray painted "War Wagon" on the sides.
I never heard how that one turned out.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2021 11:42 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Zettai
Trademark issue
*no glare, more like thousands of permanent grins*
Posted by: Miklosian Yucatacan IPR SA de CV at March 23, 2021 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Though my favorite has to be the Korean guy who served in the Japanese, Soviet, and German armies before being captured by us in Normandy. Kept getting captured and then re-purposed by new armies. Though I'm not sure his story is fully confirmed/documented.
Though there were lots of oddball and "Ostruppen" at Normandy, especially Utah beach, where one GI, explaining to a superior that they couldn't communicate with any of the POWs because none of them spoke much German, said "just who are we fighting here, anyway, sir?".
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2021 11:43 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Al Bundy at March 23, 2021 11:44 PM (Z7toj)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 23, 2021 11:44 PM (a4EWo)
Though my favorite has to be the Korean guy who served in the Japanese, Soviet, and German armies before being captured by us in Normandy. Kept getting captured and then re-purposed by new armies.
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This is basically what happened to my grandfather. Imperial Russian, British and US Armies before settling in the States after the war.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2021 11:44 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: Miklosian Opinionations LLC at March 23, 2021 10:12 PM (QzkSJ
Nah. One suspects that her husband hasn't been laid in a long time.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Im thinking steak and bj night is ramen and a cold shower
Posted by: Jean at March 23, 2021 11:45 PM (Xih1H)
Morrison ended up being a wanker, and Janis Joplin knocked him out cold over the head with an empty whiskey bottle.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 23, 2021 11:45 PM (T3zWB)
founded the fruit company, but at one time the mayor of Izmir, Turkey,
banned Dole fruit due to a mistaken belief that he was.
Posted by: Bob Dole Facts at March 23, 2021 11:37 PM (JZT2F)
Luckily Dole did not retaliate. That would have not gone over very well during the holidays.
Posted by: Quint at March 23, 2021 11:46 PM (OgcCr)
Posted by: Common Tater
I've had that with chicks less famous than Janis Joplin.
At least shaved their pits, though.
Posted by: Miklos, Hard Headed man needs a Hard Headed Woman at March 23, 2021 11:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JQ
To care for a sick spouse grinds you down like nothing else. Hang in there!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2021 11:26 PM (Rvt8
It is a rough road to travel and you come out with scars!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 23, 2021 11:47 PM (87oRe)
Not a slew of petty regulations, just some solid guidelines about keeping homes in the original pallete of colors (more than you might think), no tall fences defining the front yard, basic yardcare, no junkers in the driveways, etc. HOA President is an RN, tough as nails, and works hand in fist with a shark of an attorney so as to keep the dues up to date. I'm pretty much the Lead on the building committee, and our decisions are flexible as to big backyard decks, outdoors kitchens, garden sheds and the like. One thing though. These are Craftsman Style homes, and any exterior improvements WILL remain in that style. Only set of plans I've vetoed in 12 years involved glass panels vs. porch handrails, stainless cables vs. upright fluted wood spindles and well, you get the idea. Zits on a Mona Lisa. Otherwise? We've never written a citation for grass too high, or litter or etc. Ever.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 23, 2021 11:47 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Miklosian Opinionations LLC at March 23, 2021 10:12 PM (QzkSJ
she's all yours
Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2021 11:48 PM (6iURM)
Morrison ended up being a wanker, and Janis Joplin knocked him out cold over the head with an empty whiskey bottle.
Posted by: Common Tater
At least she finished the bottle first.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2021 11:48 PM (63Dwl)
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Much like the Holy Roman Empire then.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 23, 2021 11:48 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I've heard that story. Unlucky and lucky in equal measure.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 23, 2021 11:48 PM (WOG6U)
Gee, Erin, my mother dropped out of high school, got married, had me, then got her GED, LPN, RN, neo-natal, ER nurse at an inner-city Chicago hospital, ICU at same; and that was with my father who didn't do all the chores your husband does. You really have it tough.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 23, 2021 11:48 PM (awtm/)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 23, 2021 11:49 PM (KAi1n)
Now we do get the occasional neighbor with the plastic pink flamingos in their front yard, or a house with a front yard that looks like they are having a permanent garage sale. I look at the pink flamingos as a type of Floridiana. The Rio Linda types though usually get bought out and their front yard antiques make for a great fire sale. These houses usually get torn down especially when they are within walking distance of a golf course.
Posted by: Floridachick at March 23, 2021 11:49 PM (HV0dA)
Posted by: Miklosian Opinionations LLC at March 23, 2021 10:12 PM (QzkSJ
she's all yours
Posted by: REDACTED
Darleen, Marleen and Charleen would teach that girl a lesson she wouldn't have the brain capacity to forget.
Darleen gets mean when she finishes probation
Posted by: Miklos, parking lot kinda light even for a Tuesday at March 23, 2021 11:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2021 10:45 PM (Rvt8
Not just heels. She seems to have a thing for stilettos.
Posted by: Fox2! at March 23, 2021 11:52 PM (qyH+l)
https://pin.it/2l1DNFS
The 6 Crazy Scandi Ice Backs who sailed across the Pacific on a balsa log raft caught a mess of my brother sharks with their freaking HANDS and then realized it was a bit dangerous to stack them on deck.
Such a great adventure by 6 guys who should never be forgotten just based on the size of their cojones.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 23, 2021 11:53 PM (WOG6U)
Maybe she was related to Nuke Guy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 23, 2021 11:36 PM (fLVm1)
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Her nickname was Lucky.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2021 11:53 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Fox2!
Apparently so does PDJT
Shoulda seen them coming
Posted by: Miklos, whom they are out to get at March 23, 2021 11:54 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, whom they are out to get at March 23, 2021 11:54 PM
I think he did!
Posted by: Zettai at March 23, 2021 11:56 PM (szPRO)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork
My legal advice: don't do it. Learn a trade or become a dope dealer.
Assuming you are still Hell Bent, Hell Bent for Leather (da, da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da) (repeat), I can share with you my 25 year old bar exam secrets.
1. If WA uses the multi-state and it's like the multi-state I took, back then the exam questions were very much like the practice questions but with changes to the names of the people involved or other minor details. It's not like they can keep on endlessly make up entirely new questions and it's the bar exam, not a specialized exam to prove you're a sooperlawyer. Recognize the Qs and you'll be able to spot the answer much quicker. (1/2?)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 23, 2021 11:56 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2021 11:53 PM (kTF2Z)
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White Star Lines apologized by upgrading her to Bronze Level without making her take two more cruises.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 23, 2021 11:57 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2021 11:57 PM (JZT2F)
We ought to be able to get another dozen or so quality comments in by 0400Z to meet ACEPLAN quota...
Posted by: Zettai at March 23, 2021 11:57 PM (szPRO)
that was early '01. midway through '03 we were gone.
as we left, i gifted 8-10 neighbors with feeders and a starter stock of sugar for nectar.
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at March 23, 2021 11:58 PM (5Vl6w)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 23, 2021 11:58 PM (fLVm1)
I'm in!
I want me a $1400 Law Degree!
Soon as I gets the moneys
Posted by: Jethro Miklos-Bodine at March 23, 2021 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 23, 2021 11:59 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2021 11:59 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Cicero
They did promise to put her on the Boat Deck.
Posted by: Legal Liability Mitigations by Miklos at March 24, 2021 12:00 AM (QzkSJ)
For the essay portion, assuming it's not mind-blowingly specific and difficult like VA, don't "do" the practice essays. Read them, ponder them, make some notes, and then read the model answer. If you understand the model answer, move on. If you don't then work on that question. But spending time writing essay answers just to practice answering essays (which you should've learned by high school) is a waste of time, particularly if you're right.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 24, 2021 12:01 AM (KAi1n)
Woman: I can't believe Mr Hickengruber was a Nazi, he was president of the HOA!
FBI guy: Yes, ma'am, that's how we usually find them.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 24, 2021 12:01 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Zettai at March 24, 2021 12:01 AM (szPRO)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 23, 2021 11:59 PM (icI8A)
Recently? My condolences, my man.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2021 12:01 AM (yc8M+)
Posted by: Zettai
*Issues ration of Valu-Stakhanovodka*
Posted by: Miklos, ACEPLAN QA Associate at March 24, 2021 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 23, 2021 11:49 PM (KAi1n)
I knew that looked familiar.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 24, 2021 12:02 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: rhomboid
That story was made into a fairly decent Korean language flick called "My Way":
"In World War II-era Korea, rival runners, one Korean (Jang Dong-gun) and one Japanese (Joe Odagiri), go to war together against the Soviets."
Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2021 12:02 AM (WOG6U)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2021 12:03 AM (yc8M+)
Though there were lots of oddball and "Ostruppen" at Normandy, especially Utah beach, where one GI, explaining to a superior that they couldn't communicate with any of the POWs because none of them spoke much German, said "just who are we fighting here, anyway, sir?".
Posted by: rhomboid
There is a Korean (I think) movie about this on either Netflix or Prime. The movie has it as two marathon runners, one Korean and one Japanese. Only one survives to be captured. I couldn't find on those platforms but it was a quick search.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 24, 2021 12:03 AM (ZN7T5)
One of my favorite books.
Posted by: Floridachick at March 24, 2021 12:04 AM (HV0dA)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
*wrecker and, specifically, Hoarder glare*
Posted by: Miklos, shoveling coal on Strelnikov's Train over here, Boss at March 24, 2021 12:05 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2021 12:06 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 24, 2021 12:06 AM (Zx3Bu)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 23, 2021 10:05 PM (3H9h1)
They are pretty fugly, for sure. Kinda surprised a hybrid car that old is still running, to be honest.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2021 12:08 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
*wrecker and, specifically, Hoarder glare*
Posted by: Miklos, shoveling coal on Strelnikov's Train over here, Boss at March 24, 2021 12:05 AM (QzkSJ)
I can share.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2021 12:09 AM (yc8M+)
Married 55 years and still mad about each other on the day she died, two years before him.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2021 12:09 AM (WOG6U)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 24, 2021 12:10 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Miklos, thank 'ee, guvna at March 24, 2021 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Glad you're ok. Maybe you should mail the letters?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2021 12:11 AM (yc8M+)
Posted by: Floridachick
Just bought Kon Tiki along with Jonathan Livingston Seagull and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy for my 13 y/o daughter.
Cant wait to talk to her about each of those books once she's read them.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2021 12:11 AM (WOG6U)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
*places favorite Erlenmeyer flask in usual place*
Posted by: Miklos, thank 'ee, guvna at March 24, 2021 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)
A man of science!
*Pours the bourbon*
Night Horde.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2021 12:12 AM (yc8M+)
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2021 12:12 AM (uEbPt)
I'm so sad. It's the end of an era around here. Bi-Lo, a grocery store chain that has been a fixture since my youth is soon to be no more. The brand name is disappearing. I spent my last dime at the last Bi-Lo store in Simpsonville today. It will close 4/11 and that will be the last one.
It too, will become a Food Lion.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2021 12:12 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2021 12:15 AM (uEbPt)
The shooter, Ahmad Ahlaki Al Issi, a Syrian immigrant and ISIS supporter, says he shot everything up because of rampant racism and Islamophobia. Sounds very much like Ahmad was inspired by MSNBC, doesn't it?
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 24, 2021 12:16 AM (DbadI)
Alas! For the 70s
Her readers grow fewer
She was much given to crap literature
Posted by: J. Gordon Miklos-Coogler at March 24, 2021 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)
*Maybe* someone can play a brass instrument through a mask, but something with a reed like a clarinet? WT...?
Posted by: SFGoth at March 24, 2021 12:16 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 24, 2021 12:17 AM (kTRt4)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 24, 2021 12:19 AM (Zx3Bu)
In other words, like Bob Dylan.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2021 12:19 AM (WOG6U)
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Watch. The Sack O' Suds will be next.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2021 12:19 AM (fLVm1)
Posted by: SFGoth
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Just put 'em in pods like Spinal Tap.
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 24, 2021 12:20 AM (kTRt4)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2021 12:19 AM (WOG6U)
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If it sounded like Dylan the two cats would be holding their noses.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2021 12:20 AM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Geoff Shotts at March 24, 2021 12:21 AM (5UVB+)
Posted by: screaming in digital
Most Bi-Los are now KJ's Market (IGA)
There are a few Winn-Dixies, even some Piggly-Wigglies!
FUN FACT-Piggly-Wiggly was the first "modern" grocery store, where customers selected from open shelves rather than have a clerk bring things to a counter.
Posted by: Miklos, authenticated Agricultural Economist at March 24, 2021 12:21 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 24, 2021 12:22 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
And scratching their way up a chalkboard, while fucking and on fire.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2021 12:22 AM (WOG6U)
Anything on the list that sounds like fun you're still not allowed to do.
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2021 12:22 AM (uEbPt)
I'm quite sure I'd recognise very little in the village of my youth today... I don't plan on going back to visit, even if I were to be allowed....
Posted by: Zettai at March 24, 2021 12:22 AM (szPRO)
*takes guitar to the Crossroads*
Posted by: Miklos Johnson at March 24, 2021 12:22 AM (QzkSJ)
The shooter, Ahmad Ahlaki Al Issi, a Syrian immigrant and ISIS supporter, says he shot everything up because of rampant racism and Islamophobia. Sounds very much like Ahmad was inspired by MSNBC, doesn't it?
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 24, 2021 12:16 AM (DbadI)
Republicans seize, pounce and politicize. Film at 11.
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2021 12:23 AM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2021 12:23 AM (WOG6U)
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2021 12:24 AM (09wCi)
None around here. That was a fixture of my childhood as well. My paternal grandmother was a Winn-Dixie gal, and I remember going with her as she bought groceries as a little boy.
Looking them up, the Winn-Dixie chain is still going, but there are none around here. Bi-Lo in it's heyday, bought out the Winn-Dixie chain, turns out.
My grandmother referred to them as "the Dixie store". The Winn-something conglomeration bought out the Dixie Home chain of 100+ stores, which were around here, and Winn-Dixie was born.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2021 12:24 AM (Mzdiz)
Are we still trying to fix Broseidon's women problems or has the Horde finally given up?
Posted by: Robert at March 24, 2021 12:25 AM (EgQms)
Posted by: Sam Adams
And what better way to calm the racism and "Islamophobia" than to prove everyone right and become yet another mass-murdering Islamist.
Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2021 12:27 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: publius
I stopped shopping at Bi-Lo a few years ago, for this reason.
I wanted to pay money for a bottle of wine, idiot insists on seeing my ID. Idiot, as the Fountain of Youth is, sadly, not the Saluda River.
BUT ALSO-idiot insisted that she had to scan my driver's license to complete such purchase. WTF? No. Adios.
I probably caused their bankruptcy.
Posted by: Miklos is increasingly paranoid for damn good reason at March 24, 2021 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)
FUN FACT-Piggly-Wiggly was the first "modern" grocery store, where customers selected from open shelves rather than have a clerk bring things to a counter.
Posted by: Miklos
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Ah yes, the Piggly Wiggly. I may have been to a few of those as well.
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 24, 2021 12:29 AM (kTRt4)
Posted by: Zettai at March 24, 2021 12:29 AM (szPRO)
The Bi-Lo stores here in the Simpsonville-Ft. Inn - Mauldin area (known collectively as the Golden Strip -- they did have a Miss Golden Strip pageant, BTW) have become Food Lion stores.
This last one (the Big Bi-Lo I called it) was sort of in the air about what they were going to do with it, but Food Lion went ahead and bought it as well.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2021 12:30 AM (Mzdiz)
Reason being, that a lot of their beef was from Florida, and fed on orange pulp. Supposed to be better beef.
Posted by: Miklos, not ribbing at March 24, 2021 12:31 AM (QzkSJ)
Twilight Zone with Elizabeth Montgomery and Charles Bronson is playing on MeTV starting now, I see.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2021 12:32 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Zettai at March 24, 2021 12:33 AM (szPRO)
They used to run ads in childhood, maybe on up into the 80s with Jim Davis (Jock Ewing) as a cowboy talking about their beef.
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=ZGJsaI0_-1U
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2021 12:35 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Funsize at March 24, 2021 12:35 AM (EiPf6)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTZ6fWKLgtM
Posted by: SFGoth at March 24, 2021 12:36 AM (KAi1n)
They are/were a NC company, and the long-time CEO was in their ads.
A friend who was a cashier at a local Food Lion sent that CEO a High School graduation invitation (we know what that means).
Dammit if Tom Smith didn't send her a $20 check (that was money in 1979)
Also, Food Lion (long since Belgian-owned) has never hassled me about the damn masks.
Posted by: Miklos, now this is how you buy customer loyalty early on at March 24, 2021 12:36 AM (QzkSJ)
Here's a 1976 Winn-Dixie commercial. This brings back memories of my childhood. I remember this style of commercial and watching it took me back to my grandmother's house...
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=PwapT5tzMIo
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2021 12:38 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 24, 2021 12:16 AM (KAi1n)
A brass instrument could be played while wearing a mask, just not very effectively. The placement of the lips (Embouchure) on the mouthpiece is very important and that can't be done while wearing a mask.
Posted by: Opus at March 24, 2021 12:38 AM (04sk3)
Posted by: Zettai at March 24, 2021 12:38 AM (szPRO)
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 24, 2021 12:40 AM (kTRt4)
I still wanna get the box set of all BOC's albums...
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2021 12:43 AM (L2ZTs)
I remember going to some grocery store where they had big (to me) green coffee grinders after the cashiers. Buy the coffee beans and grind them fresh before you leave the store. Long before I had my first sip of coffee, I liked that smell.
Posted by: Miklos, currently uncaffeinated at March 24, 2021 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 23, 2021 11:16 PM (fLVm1)
You say that as though it were a bad thing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2021 12:44 AM (mzC78)
I spent maybe a year in FL, back in '82. (First time I ever saw women in public what still had their hair-rollers in!)
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2021 12:44 AM (09wCi)
Posted by: Endora at March 24, 2021 12:45 AM (QzkSJ)
I was telling Miley -- somehow, from my youth, I had sort of a distaste for the Food Lion name. I had this image of a more downmarket thing that was more of a glorified convenience store that a real grocery store. I have that memory of one from way back.
However, the modern Food Lions are pretty good. My mother would go to them, and one of her best friends preferred them, but I still had that image.
And now, I see they're fine. And I discovered their whole milk is the best tasting of any of the local stores. That will likely change, of course, as whatever diaries they get what from will shuffle around.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2021 12:46 AM (Mzdiz)
I probably caused their bankruptcy.
Posted by: Miklos is increasingly paranoid for damn good reason at March 24, 2021 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)
Lol, yeah, she was trying to steal your identity.
Posted by: Robert at March 24, 2021 12:46 AM (C0WK3)
After 40 years I *still* miss The Treasury. Also I have memories of Fedco, Fed-Mart and Gemco.
Also check out the story of why W.T. Grant's stores went bankrupt in 1976. It's hilarious for the ineptitude. (Long story short: they gave EVERYONE credit regardless of background, then were surprised when no one paid them back.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2021 12:47 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Zettai at March 24, 2021 12:47 AM (szPRO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 23, 2021 11:16 PM (fLVm1)
You say that as though it were a bad thing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I see nothing in this agreement regarding elephants or seals. The bearded woman goes without saying, h8rs
Posted by: Miklos, Howdy Neighbor! at March 24, 2021 12:47 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2021 12:48 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve
*uncomfortably loosens tie*
Posted by: Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac at March 24, 2021 12:49 AM (QzkSJ)
Hell, the Bi-Lo store around here wanted ID for fucking NyQuil over the last couple of years. CVS and Publix as well.
It's "Robo tripping". Dextromethorphan becomes sort of hallucinogen at 10-20x normal dose. It's for the children, of course.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2021 12:49 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklosian Microeconomics at March 24, 2021 12:52 AM (QzkSJ)
Fuck the state.
Posted by: Robert at March 24, 2021 12:53 AM (C0WK3)
Posted by: Miklos, denying her my Essence (which I think is an "Ethnic" thing anyway at March 24, 2021 12:54 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2021 12:55 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2021 12:56 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Miklos, denying her my Essence (which I think is an "Ethnic" thing anyway at March 24, 2021 12:54 AM (QzkSJ)
Well she can have them if she knows the proper method for, um...extracting them.
Posted by: Robert at March 24, 2021 12:56 AM (C0WK3)
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2021 12:57 AM (09wCi)
Posted by: Liio100 at March 24, 2021 12:57 AM (uFOGo)
You'd have to drink a whole bottle of NyQuil and maybe another half to get that Robo-trip effect pretty much. And I don't know what the 10 -20x normal dose of the doxylamine antihistamine would do to you.
If you did that with the kind that has the acetaminophen in it, you'd probably hit the LD50 for liver damage.
So it makes no sense.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2021 12:58 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2021 01:00 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve
As I recall, Bob Marley died of cancer of...basically everything.
Posted by: Miklos, recalling at March 24, 2021 01:02 AM (QzkSJ)
In fairness, I've read Marley ignored his doctor's warnings for years, just like Andrew Breitbart did. Still...
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2021 01:04 AM (L2ZTs)
CCP, buying a million barrels of oil a day, giving Iran, Venezuela cash and arms. Using crypto currency to avoid sanction/scrutiny. China on the march to control the Eurasian land mass with vassal state NoKo then Turkey, Russia (China Russia playing footsie?)
Sergey Lavrov said China and Russia going to get together and find a new currency.
https://is.gd/bwBXe2 @ 27:45
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 24, 2021 01:05 AM (qrcf4)
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2021 01:05 AM (09wCi)
Posted by: Robert at March 24, 2021 12:25 AM (EgQms)
No, I think we've done enough work on his behalf. He's on his own now. Speaking of which, sorry for the loss of your parents, Bro.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at March 24, 2021 01:06 AM (Mzdiz)
The Powers That Be (TM) are all-in on marketing MJ to everyone they can. They believe it'll pacify the people into such submission they'll be able to get away with actual literal public murder within 10-20 years, IMHO.
Something tells me it's not gonna work out like they planned.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2021 01:07 AM (L2ZTs)
5-hour energy? Oh, lookie! Get the six pack!
Pfft.
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2021 12:57 AM (09wCi)
I keep a six pack of Stacker 2 in reserve should I ever need it. Same shit as Five Hour Energy, fraction of the price.
Posted by: Robert at March 24, 2021 01:07 AM (C0WK3)
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2021 01:07 AM (uEbPt)
I'm remembering the grocery stores of my childhood, the Winn-Dixie and yes, a Piggly-Wiggly in Ft. Inn that mother preferred in the '70s.
You didn't take the shopping carts outside of the store -- they stayed inside. The bag boys would load your stuff in big paper bags, and load those on these hand-truck type carts and carry them out to your car. Those were the "take the stuff outside" carts.
I can't remember when they stopped that, and it became self-serve with the inside carts.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2021 01:08 AM (Mzdiz)
So perhaps if you wish a few prayers for her would be in order..
Posted by: irongrampa at March 24, 2021 01:11 AM (KATBx)
back memories of my childhood. I remember this style of commercial and
watching it took me back to my grandmother's house...
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2021 12:38 AM (Mzdiz)
My baby was raised on 49 cent chicken
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at March 24, 2021 01:11 AM (Mzdiz)
Yeah, qdp, I agree they'd like to "soma" the public. But why hasn't fedlaw been changed? Maybe there's kink to the mindfk, or giving the stasi reason to do their thing?
I dunno. Embracing the power of AND.
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2021 01:12 AM (09wCi)
Posted by: publius
I keep all my stuff in an old Piggly Wiggly shopping cart.
Try to tell the kids, they won't belive you.
Posted by: Miklos, homeless, shouting randomly and needing a shave and haircut at March 24, 2021 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 24, 2021 01:13 AM (icI8A)
Posted by: Miklos, recalling at March 24, 2021 01:02 AM (QzkSJ)
It started in his toe, I heard.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at March 24, 2021 01:13 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 24, 2021 01:11 AM (KATBx)
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Prayers. And encourage/assist in double rehab. She can't do too much rehab. And it will hurt.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 24, 2021 01:13 AM (qrcf4)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at March 24, 2021 01:06 AM (Mzdiz)
Thank you, but my parents are alive and well.
Posted by: Robert, a touch confused but is just gonna roll with it at March 24, 2021 01:13 AM (C0WK3)
We had to look up who had the contract and get her out (from Hysattsville, MD outside NE D.C.) to the tow yard in the shadow of the Jessup prison, one of many tow yards there, none of them marked, in the middle of the night.
We thought we saw her grandma's old car in one yard, as the pit mixes hurled themselves against the fence snarling, and when the fellow (straight out of Deliverance) came to the fence he would not answer whether it was hers or not, but kept repeating mindlessly "FIFF-tee DOLL-ers ur you CAIN'T SEE THE CARRRR!" until we held up money. (Out of his reach)
Posted by: barbarausa at March 24, 2021 01:13 AM (W7IZQ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at March 24, 2021 01:11 AM (Mzdiz)
If you'd have really loved your kid, you would have bought the fifty-cent stuff.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2021 01:14 AM (mzC78)
I dunno. Embracing the power of AND.
Posted by: JQ
Ayn Rand
They must create criminals
Posted by: Miklos, law-abiding criminal according to laws and regulation I ain at March 24, 2021 01:14 AM (QzkSJ)
Try to tell the kids, they won't belive you.
Posted by: Miklos, homeless, shouting randomly and needing a shave and haircut at March 24, 2021 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)
The cat needs his own cart.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at March 24, 2021 01:15 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Loving mothers do their own plucking
Posted by: Miklos, one Mother of a Plucker at March 24, 2021 01:16 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 24, 2021 01:18 AM (icI8A)
Posted by: Miklos, one Mother of a Plucker at March 24, 2021 01:16 AM (QzkSJ)
Oh?
Posted by: Robert, intrigued by the thought of mother pluckers at March 24, 2021 01:18 AM (C0WK3)
Posted by: Robert, intrigued by the thought of mother pluckers at March 24, 2021 01:19 AM (C0WK3)
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2021 01:19 AM (09wCi)
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 24, 2021 01:20 AM (qrcf4)
Posted by: Miklos, one Mother of a Shucker at March 24, 2021 01:20 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jean at March 24, 2021 01:20 AM (Xih1H)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2021 01:20 AM (L2ZTs)
who pluck mother pheasants
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 24, 2021 01:21 AM (qrcf4)
Posted by: Miklos, suckas at March 24, 2021 01:21 AM (QzkSJ)
who ever plucked a mother pheasant.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 24, 2021 01:21 AM (qrcf4)
Posted by: Miklos, farging icehole at March 24, 2021 01:22 AM (QzkSJ)
who ever plucked a mother pheasant.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 24, 2021 01:21 AM (qrcf4)
"He sure was!" she sighed.
Posted by: Just the punchline at March 24, 2021 01:22 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2021 01:27 AM (WZ5i4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2021 01:30 AM (pK7cg)
an exercise in Poetic Pharce
To pluck a pleasant pheasant
Is a pleasure for a peasant
But the pleasure for the pheasant
Well
There isn't
Posted by: Miklos "Percy" Dovetonsils at March 24, 2021 01:30 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: azjaeger at March 24, 2021 01:32 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2021 01:32 AM (Mzdiz)
Happy news - the store opening was a resounding success! Just finished looking over the receipts for the day and we closed out at 40% over sales projections for the day.
A few small wrinkles but all good problems to have.
All the staff showed up. Bonus.
Thank you good citizens of Rowlett TX.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 01:34 AM (Rvt88)
You didn't take the shopping carts outside of the store -- they stayed inside. The bag boys would load your stuff in big paper bags
----
Well, the guy at the gas station pumped the gas, cleaned your windshield, and checked the oil.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2021 01:34 AM (cGzEU)
Theophilus Thistle, the successful thistle sifter,
in sifting a sieve full of unsifted thistles,
thrust three thousands thistles through the
thick of his thumb.
See that thou, in sifting sieves of unsifted thistles,
thrust not three thousand thistles through
the thick of thy thumb.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2021 01:35 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally
How many pipes could Peter Pipe pike if Peter Pipe could pike pipes?
Posted by: Miklos, who admittedly has ben imbibing at March 24, 2021 01:35 AM (QzkSJ)
https://tinyurl.com/OldPigWig
A couple of decades ago (we've been here over 35 years), some enterprising folks converted the building into what has become a right famous place to purchase lots of things from old houses:
https://tinyurl.com/OldHomeSupply
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Sexy Texas Neanderthal at March 24, 2021 01:35 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2021 01:35 AM (L2ZTs)
would introduce Kelsie to my folks - well, I can't, unless taking her to
the cemetery counts.
Posted by: Broseidon at March 24, 2021 01:18 AM (icI8A)
The dead don't judge.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at March 24, 2021 01:37 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2021 01:37 AM (L2ZTs)
the thick of thy thumb.
Posted by: publius,
Who could oppose that?
Posted by: Miklos, admittedly but only partially right handed at March 24, 2021 01:37 AM (QzkSJ)
A flea and a fly in a flue,
were entrapped, so what could they do?
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2021 01:37 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2021 01:38 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Miklos, extending Best all the way to California USA (kinda) at March 24, 2021 01:38 AM (QzkSJ)
Thank you good citizens of Rowlett TX.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 01:34 AM (Rvt8
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American/Texan enterprise.
Congratulations.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 24, 2021 01:38 AM (qrcf4)
Posted by: publius
I got a book of Ogden Nash when I was very young.
Permanently messed up my sense of language.
Posted by: Miklos, who was not there at March 24, 2021 01:40 AM (QzkSJ)
Be well, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Oh shit.
I FedExed him my car, and I bet he won't sign for it
Posted by: Miklos, back to the drawing of draughts at March 24, 2021 01:43 AM (QzkSJ)
When reasonably sober, I can rattle of Theo Thistle and the Flea and the Fly pretty good, but the "Sixth shiek's sixth sheep's sick" will get me every time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2021 01:44 AM (Mzdiz)
Saying originally the Pentagram wanted to go into with tanks and heavy crap - the agency went in on horseback and kicked ass.
When Baghram became a saluting station and the beards were shaved the Pentagram adopted the Russian model and that's when things went to sh*t.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 24, 2021 01:47 AM (qrcf4)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 24, 2021 01:47 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Miklos, evil but effective teacher of English to persons of absurd linguistic provenance at March 24, 2021 01:48 AM (QzkSJ)
The Sixth Sheik one is only #11 on the list of hardest tongue twisters.
#1 is supposedly thus: "Pad kid poured curd pulled cod"
#2: Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons, balancing them badly.
#3: If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2021 01:51 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 24, 2021 01:55 AM (qrcf4)
Most can speak with a better accent than "native" speakers of the sort one hears on the Local News.
Posted by: Miklos, Distinguished Miklos Emeritus at March 24, 2021 01:55 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein at March 24, 2021 01:57 AM (QzkSJ)
Honorable mention, and Moron worthy:
I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit,
and on the slitted sheet I sit.
If you want to make a saint cuss, that's how you do it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2021 01:58 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 24, 2021 01:59 AM (KATBx)
Gal gargoyle, Grrr, gargoyle.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 24, 2021 02:00 AM (qrcf4)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 24, 2021 02:00 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Miklos at March 24, 2021 02:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos If Miklos can go wrong, he will at March 24, 2021 02:01 AM (QzkSJ)
Gal gargoyle, Grrr, gargoyle.
Posted by: Braenyard,
I'm thinking Terri Garr
Posted by: Miklos, perpetual Positive Thinker at March 24, 2021 02:02 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos feels free...and PRETTY at March 24, 2021 02:05 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos L'Observateur at March 24, 2021 02:07 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2021 02:07 AM (09wCi)
Posted by: Miklos, no respect I tell ya at March 24, 2021 02:09 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, eh, tough crowd at March 24, 2021 02:12 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, scattered and smothered at March 24, 2021 02:13 AM (QzkSJ)
They do not really mourn old men.
Old men are different. People look
At them with eyes that wonder when...
People watch with unshocked eyes;
But the old men know when an old man dies.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 24, 2021 02:15 AM (qrcf4)
There used to be a good steak house, called Ryan's. They had several restaurants around here. It was a chain, but a very local chain of just a few here and over in Spartanburg. Very good.
They sold out and became a all-you-can-eat. That was around the time I was going to Clempson Cow Collidge, and I came back and wanted to go to Ryan's. I was warned. I did not heed the warnings.
That a very traumatic experience. Huge land whales, whole families of them, feeding at the trough. My God. It was disgusting. Taking plates and piling shit on them on and shoveling them in their moufs.
Thankfully, it didn't last. That was the end of Ryan's. Took a good name and ruined it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2021 02:16 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos, out in back where the "facilities" are at March 24, 2021 02:16 AM (QzkSJ)
Asstrometrics. Measuring and quantifying said backsides. For science.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2021 02:17 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 24, 2021 02:18 AM (KAi1n)
Thankfully, it didn't last. That was the end of Ryan's. Took a good name and ruined it.
Posted by: publius
One word
Golden Corral
Posted by: Miklos, the former Ryan's here still has the sign, enpty for years at March 24, 2021 02:18 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, prepared to use Direct Intervention at March 24, 2021 02:19 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 24, 2021 02:20 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth
"Let's see what's on the slab" is a pretty good reference to ONT as well
Posted by: Dr. Frank N. Miklos-Furter at March 24, 2021 02:21 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SFGoth
I would still put Gov. Noemi against the wall and see what sticks
Posted by: Miklos is not notoriously picky at March 24, 2021 02:23 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2021 02:24 AM (09wCi)
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2021 02:25 AM (09wCi)
Posted by: Miklos heard that from Minot actually at March 24, 2021 02:25 AM (QzkSJ)
Ryan's was bigger than I thought I see, looking them up. They had one here in Simpsonville, back in the '80s, late '80s or so when they went "buffet" (or maybe it was around '90, '91), and one in Greenville and then Spartanburg. There weren't too many of them around here.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2021 02:26 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: The Book of Miklos, New Revised Version at March 24, 2021 02:27 AM (QzkSJ)
Spittin' Truth...
Barricade Garage:
https://tinyurl.com/vc6zy9ch
Posted by: Slapweasel at March 24, 2021 02:27 AM (Ckg4U)
I think the land-whales bankrupted it. It failed before the covid op.
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2021 02:28 AM (09wCi)
Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2021 02:29 AM (4aFvd)
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2021 02:29 AM (09wCi)
I worked for a time at a Steak n' Ale (also gone)
The manger used to put down the Ryan's steaks and how they bought them.
Posted by: Miklos, unlike anybody in the US COngress, actually worked for minimum wage at March 24, 2021 02:30 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, sincerely at March 24, 2021 02:31 AM (QzkSJ)
He was arrested at his home on January 19; prosecutors successfully argued Caldwell should remain behind bars until his trial because he believes the 2020 election was stolen, a position frequently cited by the Justice Department as a reason to deny bail for many defendants.
The New Deplorable Hotness -- Believing the election was stolen is a terrorist conspiracy; no bail for you. Firebomb a federal building, blow up police HQs, attempt to burn alive officers; okey-dokey, no charges prosecuted.
The polls say 55% of Americans, of all stripes, believe the election wasn't on the up and up. That's a lot of terrorists.
Thanks for the ONT Mis Hum.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 24, 2021 02:31 AM (F0YaR)
I remember Steak n' Ale. There was one in Greenville, right at the Pleasantburg Dr. and 385 exit. There were others around too, but that was the one we went to.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2021 02:32 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos, sincerely at March 24, 2021 02:31 AM (QzkSJ)
You fucked with the slapweasel? Oh my.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 24, 2021 02:33 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2021 02:35 AM (09wCi)
-Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2021 02:29 AM (09wCi)
I'm okay. Just wanted to drop that link and then head to bed. Hope everything is good with you, as well.
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel at March 24, 2021 02:35 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2021 02:17 AM (Mzdiz)
I use the rule of thumb, if they will let me.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 24, 2021 02:35 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: publius
That was my first introduction to the amount of work actually done in restaurant kitchens (almost everything pre-prepped).
I plan to start shopping at the restaurant wholesaler the welcomes the General Public (USFOODS/Chefstore)
I think there is one not far from you.
Posted by: Third Shift Sous-Chef Miklos at March 24, 2021 02:36 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: GnuBreed
Not intentionally.
In my defense, never got the User's Guide neither.
Posted by: Miklos, singing old spirituals at March 24, 2021 02:38 AM (QzkSJ)
You ARE the power. I hafta say, my gubner and legislature in MS have already signed the 'dudes in womens' sports' bill into law.
That, Ms Noem, is how you fight The Power. By saying FUCK OFF. And it is what I said when I was watching that interview. Tucker nailed her to the wall, and rightfully so.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 24, 2021 02:42 AM (F0YaR)
And with that, night all.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 24, 2021 02:44 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 24, 2021 02:46 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth
The legal system
You're soaking in it!
Posted by: Paralegal Madge at March 24, 2021 02:47 AM (QzkSJ)
There's your coalition, Christi. You plus MS makes two.
Such a shame, really. You definitely tarnished your star; and you outperformed our gubner in the China virus stuff... then pissed it away.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 24, 2021 02:47 AM (F0YaR)
You're soaking in it!
Posted by: Paralegal Madge at March 24, 2021 02:47 AM (QzkSJ)
Mediocracy is my favorite soak.
Posted by: Kristi Noem at March 24, 2021 02:53 AM (F0YaR)
But Merriam and Dictionary.com both recognize the cracy version. Made me waste a search, I award you a bag of dicks.
Posted by: GnuBreed, pissed at March 24, 2021 02:58 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 24, 2021 03:00 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 24, 2021 03:02 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2021 03:10 AM (pK7cg)
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 24, 2021 03:12 AM (ZNMdr)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 24, 2021 03:22 AM (ZNMdr)
Raimondo shit the sheet, the sheet he shit,
upon the shitted sheets he sits.
Just like Zhou Bi-Den, a sheet shitter extraordinaire.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2021 03:26 AM (Mzdiz)
Indeed:
https://www.thepeddlersteakhouse.com/
That was and is one of the higher end joints in the area. You went there (at least my class of folk) only on very special occasions.
Which reminds me, it's one of the places I haven't yet taken Miley. That will be remedied soon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2021 03:30 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 24, 2021 03:36 AM (xy43c)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 24, 2021 03:42 AM (xy43c)
---
I will go get a 2001 Honda Insight and put it on my property just to tow it away.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at March 24, 2021 04:05 AM (buTO7)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2021 04:06 AM (Cxk7w)
That was and is one of the higher end joints in the area. You went there (at least my class of folk) only on very special occasions.
Which reminds me, it's one of the places I haven't yet taken Miley. That will be remedied soon.
Posted by: publius
I think I owe you a lunch, so I will happily send a gift certificate once I get your RFD address.
Posted by: Miklos admits to being sous vide at March 24, 2021 04:08 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 24, 2021 04:14 AM (xy43c)
I'll have Miley send our address to you (if I can remember, I'm about to go sleepy-bye -- if not, remind me/us). And I'm thinking, next time you're up, we can all go.
And you don't owe me a thing. You'll be our guest at the Peddler (or wherever else you'd like).
Talk to you tomorrow, I'm out. Take care.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2021 04:16 AM (Mzdiz)
Like the first morning,
Blackbird has spoken
Like the first bird;
Praise for the singing,
Praise for the morning,
Praise for them springing
Fresh from the Word.
Posted by: Miklos, quoting the original by Eleanor Farjeon at March 24, 2021 04:17 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2021 04:17 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2021 04:18 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 24, 2021 04:18 AM (xy43c)
CNN - People gave up on flu pandemic a century ago and paid the price
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2021 04:19 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2021 04:41 AM (EZebt)
That sandwich was amazing, and I found white grapefruit which were just like I remembered them to be.
And it all made the coffee taste much better!
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 24, 2021 04:43 AM (xy43c)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 24, 2021 04:44 AM (xy43c)
Posted by: JT at March 24, 2021 04:44 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 24, 2021 04:45 AM (bzrNB)
I will deal with the consequences of leaving dirty dishes in the sink later!
Make it a good day, all
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 24, 2021 04:47 AM (xy43c)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2021 04:47 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2021 04:48 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2021 04:48 AM (EZebt)
My sister is fat, and old, and a leftist. She should avoid people. But the only thing that will make her happy is if people who are not fat and old and leftists are locked up in their homes until the last trace of covid disappears from the planet sometime in the next 100 years.
Now the correct thing to do is tell people who are fat, and old, and leftists is for them to stay the hell home - let other people live their lives, run their businesses, enjoy life.
But we can't do that, can we?
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 24, 2021 04:49 AM (N/gDA)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2021 04:51 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2021 04:57 AM (Cxk7w)
Tick, tock, Slo Jo. Tick, tock.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2021 04:58 AM (pNxlR)
I mostly remember him from Just Shoot Me!. That was a very clever sitcom with a lot of inventive stuff to offer. The show petered out pretty badly as so many of them do. But the writers themselves talked about how they put their best stuff in the early seasons because they didn't know how long it would last.
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 04:59 AM (OgcCr)
He is a great
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2021 05:02 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 24, 2021 04:49 AM (N/gDA)
===
Of course you can. And you should.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2021 05:04 AM (EZebt)
Aside from being a funny and witty show, there is one other thing about it I will always remember. Segal's character had a nemesis he was always in competition with. The never shown nemesis was one Donald J. Trump. Trump was never on the show, but he was mentioned countless times. For that reason alone Just Shoot Me! will likely never come back into major syndication. I have the CD's and it is fun that he and Trump are always in some crazy bet or competition.
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 05:05 AM (OgcCr)
Have a great day horde
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2021 05:06 AM (Cxk7w)
He is a great
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2021 05:02 AM (Cxk7w)
I think yesterday. I just saw it on the interwebs.
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 05:06 AM (OgcCr)
To all the lockdown and mask up aficionados the word ought to be, "YOU are welcome to, nay, ORDERED TO, stay at home and cower in place - the rest of us intend to go about our own lives. You, your attitudes and your negligible contributions will not be missed."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2021 05:16 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2021 05:19 AM (lmikk)
People really must tan fast in the Miami Beach sun.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 24, 2021 05:25 AM (N/gDA)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 24, 2021 05:55 AM (WO+ia)
Going to work from home today. The Gnaw-luns area is getting slammed with what the news readers optimistically call "severe weather" -- steady rain with a good chance of flooding. Where I work often floods, at least the streets where I'd park. That was how I lost the BMW in 2019. Naturally I'm being careful.
Might need to stay at home again tomorrow. Once that would have been a welcome break. Now, after the 5 months of house arrest last year, it just means looking at the same walls again.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 06:00 AM (lSpWa)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 24, 2021 06:03 AM (2BZBZ)
Sad to see that George Segal passed away.
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 04:59 AM
another grim milestone for the biden administration
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 24, 2021 06:04 AM (WO+ia)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 06:05 AM (lSpWa)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 06:06 AM (lSpWa)
George Segal was really good in The Terminal Man
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 24, 2021 06:06 AM (WO+ia)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 24, 2021
***
He was a mainstay in a lot of the films we consider classic or important in the '60s and '70s. His one Oscar nod was for Best Supporting Actor for Virginia Woolf.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 06:09 AM (lSpWa)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2021 06:15 AM (u82oZ)
I didn't like it when he smothered Jack Nicholson with a pillow in 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest'.
Posted by: Confused at March 24, 2021 06:17 AM (N/gDA)
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 24, 2021 06:18 AM (iTXRQ)
giving a fresh meaning to the word "euroweenies".
Help Honey, I Shrunk The Dicks
No Dicks For Sister Sarah
Dickless In Seattle
Vanishing Dick
Saving Ryan's Privates
*someone stop me please*
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 24, 2021 06:21 AM (F0YaR)
Looks like he died on the operating table during bypass surgery, so another Covid-19 death.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 24, 2021 06:27 AM (N/gDA)
Stop, please.
This is what Science has come to?
I'm sure Sandra Fluke has many.many questions.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2021 06:28 AM (u82oZ)
Looks like he died on the operating table during bypass surgery, so another Covid-19 death.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 24, 2021 06:27 AM
Let's look at the science... yeah, definitely covid related.
Posted by: Dr Frauci at March 24, 2021 06:29 AM (N/gDA)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2021 06:30 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 24, 2021 06:21 AM
I've read that pollution also causes 'undescended testicles'. Talk about leaving a guy hanging.
Posted by: Dr Frauci at March 24, 2021 06:32 AM (N/gDA)
Posted by: GnuBreed
ANd also from wearing banana hammocks at the beach
Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2021 06:36 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Colin at March 24, 2021 06:39 AM (LMv6a)
Have a great day, everyone. May you be blessed with transitory happiness and long-term meaning.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2021 06:39 AM (u82oZ)
Just more of that white supremacy we've been seeing so much of lately. Really is a shame how so many innocent minority types are being set upon by vicious white racists. Why just yesterday that sweet refugee-congressperson Ilhan Omar (not her real name, just the one she used for immigration fraud purposes) was tweeting about that awful white man who killed all those poor innocent muslims in the Colorado grocery store.
Such a shame we live in a society fraught with such overwhelming white raaaaaacism and hateful unfairness to sweet, innocent, law-abiding refugees, ain't it!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 24, 2021 06:42 AM (k4dH2)
Talk about penis size, a bride goes off to spend the wedding night with her new husband only to discover he's been amputated on one leg at the knee.
She goes back downstairs where her mother is washing dishes, in tears. "But Mom, she said,"He has a foot and a half."
"Hell, you wash the dishes," her Mom said, "I'll have some of that myself."
Posted by: Dr Frauci at March 24, 2021 06:45 AM (N/gDA)
Posted by: Picric at March 24, 2021 06:48 AM (3QnyK)
Just seems peculiar.
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 24, 2021 06:52 AM (giapq)
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 06:52 AM (OgcCr)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2021 06:55 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 24, 2021 06:56 AM (ju2Fy)
The Government Accountability Office is investigating whether Joe Biden's administration broke the law by immediately halting construction of the border wall, contravening rules that Congress determines how federal funds are spent.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2021 06:57 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Zettai at March 24, 2021 12:38 AM (szPRO)
Fuck her. Fucker her brains out.
Posted by: The Imp on Bronson's Shoulder at March 24, 2021 06:57 AM (yQpMk)
The Gnaw-luns area is getting slammed with what the news readers optimistically call "severe weather" -- steady rain with a good chance of flooding.
So. Another early spring day?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 24, 2021 06:59 AM (5XK0y)
Chief of struggling USPS sparks outrage with new 10-year plan that will cut post office hours, lengthen delivery times by up to five days and make mail more expensive
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2021 06:59 AM (yrol0)
"What am I signing?" Joe Biden* asked.
"Just sign it," said a voice off camera.
But don't dare question his health, mental capacity, agility, or the integrity of the election, because that makes one an 'insurrectionist'.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 24, 2021 07:01 AM (N/gDA)
Just training the public - for when they make the switch. Simple as that.
Posted by: Night Moves at March 24, 2021 07:01 AM (EeUIW)
Posted by: Colin at March 24, 2021 07:12 AM (LMv6a)
If the USPS gets any worse we should probably just move to Pony Express equivalent.
I mailed a 1st class envelope yesterday with tracking and signature upgrades. It's going about eight miles, and will be delivered on Thursday. How much worse can that get?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2021 07:12 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 24, 2021 07:14 AM (2BZBZ)
Seeing reports that Ahmad Al-Issa's entire online life has been scrubbed. And yeah, that includes archive.is, Gulag cache, and wayback machine dumps. The digital revolution will not be televised, or even archived and searchable.
Soon it will be a Kooky Konspiracy Theory to suggest this wannabe jihadist killed 10-people, who by pure coincidence were of the same (Caucasian) race, because he was, well, a wannabe jihadist.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 24, 2021 07:18 AM (NYS7S)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 24, 2021 07:14 AM (2BZBZ)
The USPS has one job. Precisely. One job.
And they suck at it.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 24, 2021 07:18 AM (NYS7S)
Once Amazon has all of it's distribution system installed, Resident Harris will probably socialize it and wrap it and the USPS into one inefficient unionized entity.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 24, 2021 07:19 AM (N/gDA)
Posted by: Colin at March 24, 2021 07:21 AM (LMv6a)
By then, us proles will probably be prohibited from unsupervised communication via print anyway.
Posted by: Night Moves at March 24, 2021 07:22 AM (EeUIW)
Well, that horse fled the barn, was captured, worked to death, and turned to glue by now. But sure, go ahead and check that wide open barn door now.
Failure Theater, cheesehead version.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 24, 2021 07:22 AM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Colin at March 24, 2021 07:21 AM (LMv6a)
Electric cars are up to 50% coal fired in about a third of the states!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2021 07:24 AM (yrol0)
installed, Resident Harris will probably socialize it and wrap it and
the USPS into one inefficient unionized entity.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 24, 2021 07:19 AM (N/gDA)
you will get a five percent discount on mail, if you have "Prime".
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 07:26 AM (OgcCr)
Posted by: Night Moves at March 24, 2021 07:22 AM (EeUIW)
Post cards only, comrade, to save the Earf!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2021 07:27 AM (87oRe)
Well, that horse fled the barn, was captured, worked to death, and turned to glue by now. But sure, go ahead and check that wide open barn door now.
Failure Theater, cheesehead version.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 24, 2021 07:22 AM (NYS7S)
We were fighting for you comrade, but our hands were tied, there was nothing we could do!"
Please send money so we can continue our valiant fight and re-elect our core team!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2021 07:29 AM (87oRe)
Posted by: Night Moves at March 24, 2021 07:22 AM (EeUIW)
So, we're not going to be able to Make Printed Newsletters Great Again?
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 24, 2021 07:30 AM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 24, 2021 07:30 AM (OOmwL)
200,000 voters declared themselves permanently confined in the states spring primary, a marked rise over prior years, and even more did so in the general election. Biden won Wisconsin by just 20,000 votes.
PS No ID was required to get a mail in ballot.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2021 07:31 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 24, 2021 07:33 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at March 24, 2021 07:34 AM (6Pqz7)
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 24, 2021 07:30 AM (NYS7S)
Sorry, the Supine Court has decided that the 1A referred only to material produced by hand operated broadsheet presses using hand set type!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2021 07:34 AM (87oRe)
Afraid not, my friend. Its just not the hill to die on. Besides - we'd probably lose in court, so why even bother. Have to pick our battles. #VoteHarder.
Posted by: Night Moves at March 24, 2021 07:34 AM (EeUIW)
Maricopa County had an increase of 48% in Democratic turnout, from 702,907 in 2016 to 1.04 million in 2020.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2021 07:34 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 24, 2021 07:35 AM (3H9h1)
It takes anywhere from 2-9 days for the same package to make it those last 10-miles. I could walk to the distribution center, pick it up, and walk back in a day if I needed to.
They suck. Period.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 24, 2021 07:36 AM (NYS7S)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2021 07:34 AM (yrol0)
I'd be willing to bet that the voter rolls do not list the names and/or addresses of about 300,000 new voters!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2021 07:37 AM (87oRe)
Well by golly kids, we looked and looked and looked and we just feel short. It's a real bummer, but your $100 contribution will make sure we can keep fighting for you.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 24, 2021 07:38 AM (NYS7S)
dear lord, i'm glad i'm 29... there's so many warning bells going off there. the only good thing to come out of it is that she realizes men are problem solvers. but dude, it's too late but he should have run.
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2021 07:39 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Sunny Hosebag at March 24, 2021 07:40 AM (IP1HV)
The Gnaw-luns area is getting slammed with what the news readers optimistically call "severe weather" -- steady rain with a good chance of flooding.
So. Another early spring day?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 24, 2021
***
Exactly. Or summer, or fall, or winter.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 07:40 AM (lSpWa)
Comrade, it sure sounds like you hate empowered, liberated, women with high expectations!
You may need to report to a re-education center near you in the near future!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2021 07:41 AM (87oRe)
Why is a divorce so expensive ? Because its worth it.
Posted by: Night Moves at March 24, 2021 07:42 AM (EeUIW)
Posted by: Sunny Hosebag at March 24, 2021 07:40 AM (IP1HV)
as a lovely parting gift, have a big bag of dicks
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 24, 2021 07:42 AM (WO+ia)
Posted by: Sunny Hosebag at March 24, 2021 07:40 AM (IP1HV)
Especially take care of the ones that have no allegiance to this country and just strolled across the border seeking handouts, drivers licenses (that they can't produce when voting), free medical care, and full ride college tuition!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2021 07:43 AM (87oRe)
Posted by: f'd at March 24, 2021 07:45 AM (IP1HV)
Beats being a slave all day and 2x on Sunday.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 24, 2021 07:45 AM (NYS7S)
dear lord, i'm glad i'm 29... there's so many warning bells going off there. the only good thing to come out of it is that she realizes men are problem solvers. but dude, it's too late but he should have run.
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2021 07:39 AM
Good morning! I know quite a few millennial mothers who read that site, scary mommy, as if it were their generation's Dr Spock. Every single thing I've ever read there is nasty ... filled with f bombs, virtue signaling, narcissism, and no end to the whining about how hard motherhood is and hand wringing about losing their "identity" and wanting their life back.
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at March 24, 2021 07:46 AM (HeKhk)
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at March 24, 2021 07:46 AM (HeKhk)
They were raised by the original ME Generation. So, not surprising.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 24, 2021 07:48 AM (NYS7S)
Why Bi Den? He was the worst candidate I've ever seen and I remember Bob Dole and John Kerry.
Posted by: Blutarski at March 24, 2021 07:48 AM (nnf6G)
Posted by: Blutarski at March 24, 2021 07:48 AM (nnf6G)
Because he is brain dead and will do as he's told.
Posted by: Spypeach at March 24, 2021 07:50 AM (Up/Jb)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 24, 2021 07:50 AM (3H9h1)
Suits me as well. I was just born here. Don't have any particular affinity for the joint. I've never caught the patriotism vibe. Never appreciated all those that wanted to make my business their business.
Posted by: Night Moves at March 24, 2021 07:50 AM (EeUIW)
Posted by: Blutarski at March 24, 2021 07:48 AM (nnf6G)
Because the election needed to be "close" in order to effectively steal it, and BaiDen was the least noxious of any of that freak parade. That it wasn't "close enough" is why they had to stop counts at 4am and do all the other bullshit they did to drag his carcass across the finish line.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 24, 2021 07:52 AM (NYS7S)
**
The same reason they're going to charge people who walked between the velvet ropes in DC with sedition.
The people in charge - really in charge -WANT you to know they can put an elderly alheimers sufferer into the presidency, the same as they wanted you to know they killed Epstein in prison.
This is a form of politics as well. It sucks that America is here, but in hindsight we've been headed this direction since the 60s.
Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 24, 2021 07:52 AM (ZLyax)
Posted by: Blutarski at March 24, 2021 07:52 AM (nnf6G)
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 24, 2021 07:52 AM (NYS7S)
I never claimed to understand this generation. But to me the name "Scary Mommy" is out of The Babylon Bee or some other type site. If you don't want to come off as scary, that might not be the best of names to have chosen.
Maybe the issue is how we define scary. From this post, I think I get the definition.
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 07:53 AM (OgcCr)
I wish Texas would secede. That would make it so much easier for us smaller state to follow suit.
Posted by: Blutarski at March 24, 2021 07:52 AM (nnf6G)
even many decades ago there was an old wives tale that Texas had the right to split up into four or five different states. Considering all that is going on, they might want to wait a second and try it if needed.
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 07:54 AM (OgcCr)
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Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)