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Monday Overnight Open Thread (3/22/21)
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Quote I “We’ve been concerned throughout this pandemic about the level of prolonged stress, exacerbated by the grief, trauma and isolation that Americans are experiencing,” “This survey reveals a secondary crisis that is likely to have persistent, serious mental and physical health consequences for years to come.” APA CEO Arther C. Evans Jr.
Quote II That’s what the pandemic is for these people. It’s their war. It’s something that lets them transcend their boring lives. Kurt Schlichter
Quote III “I said, reverse discrimination, I said let’s talk about — you can’t just make things equal. You have to go back and make up for the past just like we have to go back and make up for the past of what we did to black people even though it was our ancestors and we weren’t around. We are s till responsible just like men are still responsible for moving over for women.” Chelsea Handler
Quote IV “There is simply no question that millions of illegal immigrants will receive billions of dollars in COVID relief checks. This highlights an even more disturbing fact—illegal immigrants are being issued Social Security numbers in large numbers. This is a clear indication that America is simply not serious about enforcing its immigration laws.” Steven Camarota, director of research for the Center for Immigration Studies
Quote V “Let’s just say if I were him, I’d be very worried about this possibility,” National Review's Rich Lowry
Ahhh social engineering. Some troops disappointed by check-the-block extremism stand-downs, others laud commanders
Every unit in the military has until April 1 to sit down with its troops and talk about what extremism is and why it’s incompatible with military service, but that training has proven to look very different across formations. Some troops who responded to a Military Times call-out said their trainers made comments undermining the stand-down during the discussions, while others were disheartened by how short and non-interactive their stand-downs were. Others, though, said their commands went above and beyond, and they appreciated the effort. “The stand-down script seemed forced and leadership at times would make it a verbal point that ‘we have to do this,’ obviously not authentically interested in leading the discussions or covering the required topics,” a Naval Air Station Jacksonville, Florida, lieutenant told Military Times. “They also seemed reluctant to have in-depth discussions, brushing off questions, or just moving the conversation to the next topic. It was very surface-level, without significant substance.” Defense Department guidance for this one-day stand-down includes a few discussion points and a requirement to report its completion. Officials have said it’s open-ended to allow commanders to tailor it to their troops, but according to some, that has looked more like the bare minimum. Part of this was by design: Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin put out some rough guidance that included the oath of office/enlistment, case studies of extremism and some discussion questions and answers. The idea was for commanders to take the lead on how it would be implemented, with the ability to add to it, make it remote or otherwise adjust it according to each unit’s priorities. “For us here at the Pentagon, we’re far detached from that,” Senior Enlisted Advisor to the Chairman Ramon Colon-Lopez. “So we have to be able to trust those commanders in the field to be able to fix the behavior.” At Seymour Johnson Air Force Base, North Carolina, according to an enlisted airman, the one-day training was cut down to 30 minutes because leadership deemed it too time-consuming. “Typically I don’t really complain but this seems to be the attitude towards every non-mission training,” he told Military Times, adding that a recent suicide training was also cut down to five minutes after an accompanying video failed to work. “Forced” was a common sentiment among troops who responded to Military Times’ call-out
Truth or satire? Billions In Damages As Military Allows Women To Park The Tanks H/T redc1c4
It's time to leave. Leave now. The government of Afghanistan is willing to share power with the the Taliban.
“We responded to the proposals, but not in writing, we had a meeting of the High Council for National Reconciliation and there we decided that we are not against dividing powers. We shared our assessments on all these issues such as how to preserve Afghanistan’s constitution, strengthen institutions and prevent the system’s collapse,” Abdullah Abdullah, head of the Afghan government’s High Council for National Reconciliation, told Russia’s Tass news service in an interview Sunday. “As for the mere idea of dividing powers before holding the election, we told the Americans that we could discuss this with the Taliban,” Abdullah said. Afghan President Ashraf Ghani made a similar point last week, saying his vision of “power sharing” involved the Taliban running candidates in fair elections and abiding by the results, rather than forming a joint government with the jihadi extremists or retiring from his own office so a hybrid Taliban-Kabul interim government could take over. “If the Taliban are ready to participate in elections tomorrow, we are ready. But without elections, I am not ready to transfer the power to my successor,” Ghani said last Tuesday.If they want to live in their 7th century squalor and participate in tribal wars let them. Our service people need to be removed.
When Trump supporters descend on
However, Democrats are living proof of election conspiracies.
A source told Politico‘s Playbook the Democrats are going all in to reverse the Republican victory in Iowa’s 2nd District. Mariannette Miller-Meeks defeated Rita Hart by six votes. The Democrats have not taken a hard stance publically, but the source said the top people in the House Democratic leadership “blessed” the efforts to oust Miller-Meeks.
Nothing says caring like Office of Economic Impact and Diversity
The Equity in Energy initiative is designed to expand the inclusion and participation of individuals in underserved communities, such as minorities, women, veterans, and formerly incarcerated persons, in all the programs of the Department of Energy and in the private energy sector. Equity in Energy is working to secure America's national security and energy dominance through maximizing and engaging all human capital to ensure America's independence for generations to come.H/T Isophorone Blog
Thinking about entering the Kamala "The San Francisco Headhunter" Pool? Here's some material to help you with your wager/entry for when Slow Joe goes down.
Dead before Christmas? The next upgrade for Air Force One.
You can't have it both ways Resident of the White House. Liars gotta lie.
Let's just see how long before the sun-setting Joe Biden tells us no more gas powered vehicles.
We likely won't know the details surrounding President Joe Biden's plans on fuel economy and vehicle emissions regulations until this summer at the earliest, but both of California's senators want the president to get tough on the internal-combustion engine. Sens. Dianne Feinstein and Alex Padilla, both Democrats, have urged Biden to follow the state's lead and set a date to end the sale of cars powered by fossil fuels, Reuters reports. "We write to urge you to maintain states' authority to set vehicle emissions standards necessary to protect the health and welfare of their people … Importantly, California and other states need a strong federal partner," the senators said in a joint letter to the president Monday. Sen. Padilla and Sen. Feinstein's office declined to comment further. The White House did not respond to a request for comment.
God willing and there isn't SMOD. William Shatner will be having one hell of a party later this year.
Star Trek's William Shatner is okay with not returning to his iconic role, but he'll celebrate his 90th birthday back on the bridge of the USS Enterprise. Shatner will partake in a two-day event at the Star Trek: The Original Series Set Tour site in Ticonderoga, New York. The exhibit is famed among fans for its replica of the bridge set where Shatner gave orders as Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek: The Original Series. The two-day event begins on July 23rd (a belated celebration coming a few months after his actual birthday in March), with the COVID-19 mask and social distancing rules still in effect. The Star Trek: The Original Series: Set Tour website has additional information: "Join us to celebrate William Shatner's 90th birthday!!! On July 23, 2021 Mr. Shatner will be visiting the amazing Star Trek Tour set recreation. At this time all events still fall under Covid restrictions. Masks, smaller groups, and distancing will be strictly enforced." The limited $1500 all-inclusive packages will let fans participate in Shatner's 90th Birthday Dinner
I don't hate them if they obey the damn rules of the road. Why do drivers hate cyclists?
New York City has averaged more than 100 cyclist deaths a year for two years in a row. It’s a deeply disturbing trend, and it’s playing out across much of the country: fatal bike accidents have been on a steep incline since 2016. With more cyclists on the roads since the beginning of the pandemic (remember the nationwide “bike shortage” last spring?) and the length of legislative time it takes to put aside protected bike lanes (that’s to say, lanes with an actual physical barrier between bikers and vehicles), the problem will likely get worse before it gets better. What’s causing all of these accidents? There are logistical issues at play, of course. Roads are only so wide. But part of the issue is an ongoing psychological warfare between drivers and cyclists. A study released in 2017 by Portland State University, which surveyed 676 frequent drivers across the country, found that drivers are more worried about not inconveniencing cars behind them than the welfare of cyclists. These drivers are willing to make “unsafe passes” if it means keeping the flow of traffic moving. In 2019, meanwhile, research out of Australia exhibited that drivers don’t view cyclists as fully human.
Progressive Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders suplexed tech billionaire Elon Musk in a Sunday tweet, excoriating the SpaceX CEO for pouring money into interplanetary space travel ambitions while inequality persists here on Earth. “Space travel is an exciting idea, but right now we need to focus on Earth and create a progressive tax system so that children don’t go hungry, people are not homeless and all Americans have healthcare,” Sanders said. “The level of inequality in America is obscene and a threat to our democracy.” The tiff — and its background, which we’ll get into below — are a crystal-clear illustration of a widespread tension in contemporary views of the future: whether we should wait until everyone is taken care of on our home planet before taking on the incredibly expensive task of sending people to other worlds, or whether it’s feasible to pursue both tasks simultaneously.So Bernie, how many hungry are shacking up in your 3 homes? Has your wife driven anymore colleges out of business lately?
Born on this day: March 22, 1943 - George Benson
American musician, guitarist, and singer-songwriter George Benson. His album Breezin' was certified triple-platinum, hitting No. 1 on the Billboard album chart in 1976 and has since released over 30 albums. via thisdayinmusic.com
Born on this day: March 22, 1948 - Andrew Lloyd Webber
English composer and impresario of musical theatre Andrew Lloyd Webber. He has composed 13 musicals and several of his songs have been widely recorded and were hits; 'All I Ask of You' from The Phantom of the Opera, 'I Don't Know How to Love Him' from Jesus Christ Superstar, 'Don't Cry for Me, Argentina' from Evita, and 'Any Dream Will Do' from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Lloyd Webber was knighted in the 1992 Birthday Honours. via thisdayinmusic.com
Plenty of alcohol. No wedding cake = Genius Award Winners.
MARCH 21--Along with the drunken collegians rampaging across Florida this weekend, a couple in their forties allegedly engaged in an illicit spring break encounter that ended with their arrest for lewd behavior in public, records show. According to police, Grant Mulder, 48, and Lauren Baugh, 41, were spotted Saturday afternoon around 1:45 PM trysting in Largo Central Park in Largo, a city in the Tampa Bay area. The couple, cops say, were spotted near a veterans memorial inside the 70-acre park (seen below). As detailed in one arrest affidavit, a Largo Police Department officer witnessed Baugh “lying on her back with her legs spread apart and her vulva exposed as her boyfriend and co-defendant performed cunnilingus on her.” For those unfamiliar with the term, Officer Lawrence Trinka noted in a second affidavit that cunnilingus was “better known as the union of the mouth with the vulva.” Mulder and Baugh, the patrolman reported, were visible to park patrons as well as pedestrians and motorists passing by on a “highly trafficked roadway” adjacent to the park. The affidavits state that there was an “indication of alcohol influence” with regard to both defendants.
Collette Divitto is truly an inspiration and Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Baker with Down syndrome is rejected from every bakery, so she opens her own shop instead
Yes, it's an older story. But still a Feel Good Story. H/T Wyatt Earp
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2021 10:00 PM (kTF2Z)
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Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2021 10:03 PM (U2p+3)
Sure thing. But first, you will...
...define "men" and "women" consistently.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2021 10:03 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 10:03 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 10:03 PM (87oRe)
Why I see that you have been hanging with Captain Bill Kristol and his warmonger whores.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 22, 2021 10:04 PM (aA3+G)
I'll fetch the otters.Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2021 10:00 PM (kTF2Z)
Dude, watch your six!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 10:04 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at March 22, 2021 10:04 PM (6Pqz7)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 22, 2021 10:05 PM (GMreS)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 22, 2021 10:04 PM (aA3+G)
Hmm, I may have blown my deep AoS cover to smithereens!
Oops, oopsie!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 10:05 PM (87oRe)
Rookie!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 22, 2021 10:05 PM (Rvt88)
Love that picture up top, looks so homey.
Wish we had gotten some snow this past winter.
Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2021 10:05 PM (oUcR5)
It's still stealing.
Posted by: navybrat, at home at March 22, 2021 10:06 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * grammar not included, some edjercation required at March 22, 2021 10:06 PM (bYy7V)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 22, 2021 10:07 PM (GMreS)
But I don't see a smoke stack, which is good because the inhabitants are saving the Earf by not having heat in the winter!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 10:08 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 22, 2021 10:07 PM (GMreS)
He's more content controlling the weather and maple syrup futures.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 22, 2021 10:08 PM (aA3+G)
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Said it earlier. New rule. If the pentagon want to go to war with a country which is stuck in the seventh century, they have six months to wrap it up, tops.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2021 10:08 PM (kTF2Z)
Ha! I will be screaming myself hoarse on Saturday as they try to keep to their underdog winning ways, just like I did 39 years ago.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2021 10:09 PM (71oH5)
It's still stealing.
Posted by: navybrat, at home at March 22, 2021 10:06 PM (w7KSn)
Theft is the willing act, not the amount!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 10:09 PM (87oRe)
But I don't see a smoke stack, which is good because the inhabitants are saving the Earf by not having heat in the winter!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 10:08 PM (87oRe)
Electric baseboard heaters FTW
Unless they are dead.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 22, 2021 10:09 PM (aA3+G)
@MZHemingway·21m
Noem's "top advisor" is "controversial behind-the-scenes power broker" Matt McCaulley. Clients include Sanford Health, which owns Sanford Sports Complex, a Sioux Falls arena that hopes to lure NCAA tourneys. Lawmakers worried about conflict of interest.
McCaulley controversial behind-the-scenes power broker in Pierre
For someone who doesn't hold elected office, attorney Matt McCaulley of Sioux Falls, has amassed a significant amount of political clout, and he is among the most influential people in https://t.co/w1ZyQtRHpm?amp=1
"his work for Noem over the past 15 months, while continuing to lobby for 16 private clients, has raised some eyebrows in Pierre. The dual role - well known by decision-makers in Pierre - could give McCaulley unfair and undue influence to affect policy and legislation"
Noem's chief of staff, Tony Venhuizen, is on the board of the Sioux Falls Chamber of Commerce, another group opposed to protecting women's sports.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at March 22, 2021 10:09 PM (FBrfY)
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Posted by: Broseidon at March 22, 2021 10:10 PM (GMreS)
Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2021 10:05 PM (oUcR5)
You can have some of mine.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 22, 2021 10:11 PM (lPYy2)
I'm by no means an expert, but that sounds awful... hurricaney. Just the first thing that comes to mind, never having lived on that coast.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2021 09:49 PM (t+qrx)
The only coastal county in Florida to have no hurricane strikes in recorded history.
Posted by: blaster at March 22, 2021 10:12 PM (ZfRYq)
BBL
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2021 10:03 PM (U2p+3)
What is this "sun" of which you speak?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 22, 2021 10:12 PM (lPYy2)
which is stuck in the seventh century, they have six months to wrap it
up, tops.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2021 10:08 PM (kTF2Z)Young fellow me lad, you have yet to learn the art of the graft!One nuke in a strategic location in the ME on 9/12/2001 and we would have had no further problems, although we might have had to remind them again, just like we did to Japan!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 10:12 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 22, 2021 10:09 PM (aA3+G)
Must not be in California. The cost of heating a house with electric baseboard heaters there would bankrupt Warren Buffet.
Posted by: Splunge at March 22, 2021 10:12 PM (RzGcW)
Ha! I will be screaming myself hoarse on Saturday as they try to keep to their underdog winning ways, just like I did 39 years ago.
Posted by: Sharkman at March
Good for Tinks and the Beavs. Tinkle had a good run with the Montana Grizzlies when he coached there.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 22, 2021 10:12 PM (ZN7T5)
Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2021 10:05 PM (oUcR5)
You can have some of mine.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 22, 2021 10:11 PM (lPYy2)
Jordan is such a giver.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 22, 2021 10:12 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 22, 2021 10:12 PM (lPYy2)
There's lots of it in Arizona. Just saying.
Posted by: Splunge at March 22, 2021 10:13 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 10:13 PM (87oRe)
Moving over?
They never feel ashamed that they want to be treated like the retarded kid in the neighborhood: give him the ball and just let him run in for a fake touchdown.
They're such losers.
Posted by: RKae at March 22, 2021 10:13 PM (owfTt)
I will be along later to give a screed about the mathematical impossibility of the two Titans successfully fighting on the deck of an aircraft carrier at sea.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2021 10:13 PM (71oH5)
Well...duh.
I rode for years, and the way current cyclists ride, I absolutely would run one down if I could.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2021 10:14 PM (Q9lwr)
I don't think the problem is that drivers don't see cyclists as "fully human", I think it's that they don't subconsciously recognize them as a threat. There are similar studies that seem to indicate that drivers who "don't see" a motorcycle while they're changing lanes or turning across traffic actually don't - the part of our brains that is still living in trees and shrieking in terror because of cheetahs filters out things that it doesn't categorize as immediate concerns (things that can kill you right away) before passing the scene onto your conscious, decision-making parts.
"Inattentional blindness", it's called.
https://tinyurl.com/4xavct2r
Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2021 10:14 PM (t+qrx)
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Posted by: Zettai at March 22, 2021 10:14 PM (vqVEJ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2021 10:14 PM (Q9lwr)
Feeling special tonight are we?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 22, 2021 10:14 PM (aA3+G)
Quote: We've been concerned throughout this pandemic about the level of prolonged stress, exacerbated by the grief, trauma and isolation that Americans are experiencing. This survey reveals a secondary crisis that is likely to have persistent, serious mental and physical health consequences for years to come.
No shit. The isolation and loneliness is killing Americans, and no one in a position of authority seems to care or notice.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at March 22, 2021 10:15 PM (jQwrQ)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 22, 2021 10:07 PM (GMreS)
With great power comes great responsibility.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2021 10:15 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 22, 2021 10:15 PM (GMreS)
Posted by: blaster at March 22, 2021 10:12 PM (ZfRYq)
THE PERFECT CRIME
Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2021 10:15 PM (t+qrx)
How is everyone tonight?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2021 10:15 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2021 10:15 PM (kTF2Z)
What you never see in bike lanes here in Houston: bikes.
Because car lanes are narrower to accommodate bike lanes, you now bang door panels with the car next to you while cyclists ride in main lanes or on the sidewalk.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2021 10:16 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 22, 2021 10:16 PM (W+T/C)
Posted by: Zettai at March 22, 2021 10:14 PM (vqVEJ)
But I can never remember which browser I am on!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 10:16 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Splunge at March 22, 2021 10:16 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 22, 2021 10:14 PM (aA3+G)
My candied bacon was a qualified success, so I am feeling feisty tonight.
Step outside!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2021 10:17 PM (Q9lwr)
https://tinyurl.com/4xavct2r
Posted by: hogmartin
Great, another aggrieved, underserved community.
Posted by: mot at March 22, 2021 10:17 PM (jad3h)
A Communist who calls himself a Socialist who runs as a Democrat and criminally profits like a Mafioso.
Asshole.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2021 10:17 PM (71oH5)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 22, 2021 10:11 PM (lPYy2)
Jordan is such a giver.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 22, 2021 10:12 PM (aA3+G)
Everyone's a comedian on the ONT.
Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2021 10:17 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2021 10:18 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 22, 2021 10:18 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2021 10:18 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2021 10:15 PM (kTF2Z)
Any bets on who will win?
Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2021 10:18 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at March 22, 2021 10:15 PM (jQwrQ)
Oh, they care, why else would they be bringing in replacements at the Southern border?Somebody should get those Sociable Security checks!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 10:18 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 22, 2021 10:18 PM (GMreS)
I think I know the general area that you are considering then. IF it is where I think it is, some of the area to the South has an extensive Federal Wildlife Management area that have VERY strict groundwater pollution standards due to aquaculture in the area and protected species. So be sure to do your homework on septic systems, aquifer contamination, etc.
Posted by: whig at March 22, 2021 10:19 PM (pO7gM)
Now we have a generation-plus of people who "believe in themselves" for absolutely no fucking reason at all.
This leaves a vacuum because their self has no actual meaning. Additionally they still sense their own inferiority, but their consciousness turns it into a superiority complex (see Obama, Michelle for a good example of this phenomenon).
And of course everything else they supposedly believe in is just another extension of their stupid self.
Posted by: ... at March 22, 2021 10:19 PM (uEbPt)
Having guns and whatnot is all good and well, but do consider that when the fall of man comes about the Mad Max period will likely only last a couple of weeks, at which point most of the hotheads and mongrels will be dead at the hands of organized militias and those militias will set about turning themselves into regional authorities and all that comes with it. Do you have something that they would find useful? A trade skill, or perhaps a reliable source of electricity? As Al Capone's maker cousin might say, you'll go farther with a gun and a lathe than just a gun. Also, if word gets out that there's some rando living by himself with like 100 guns he may find himself the unwilling armorer of one of the said militias.
Food for thought, yeah? And read up on cases like Somalia because there's nothing new under the sun.
Posted by: CppThis at March 22, 2021 10:19 PM (zcf1k)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2021 10:18 PM (mht8P)
This is how you twist the knife.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 22, 2021 10:19 PM (W+T/C)
Posted by: anon2020 at March 22, 2021 10:19 PM (HJjnM)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2021 10:19 PM (71oH5)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2021 10:19 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2021 10:19 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: Infidel at March 22, 2021 09:45 PM (E0OEG)
Yeah so that's the question, innit? Container homes can be cheap to ridiculous. They are NOT really cheaper than a stick built home of similar square footage.
And the land is raw. Needs a road. And power to the lot. And a well for each lot. And septic for each lot. This starts to add up just for the land. And then there is the off-grid power stuff. Again, you can do reasonable, you can do stupid expensive.
I am thinking a turnkey 5 acre plot with a double 40 ft container home on it and a solar/wind combo (and a 20ft container power shack/workshop) would be something like $200k. That is a VERY ROUGH SWAG.
Posted by: blaster at March 22, 2021 10:19 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Splunge at March 22, 2021 10:13 PM (RzGcW)
Heh. When I was visiting my sister last month, I said to one of my nephews, "what the hell is that big bright thing in the sky?"
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 22, 2021 10:20 PM (lPYy2)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2021 10:20 PM (nxdel)
But I don't see a smoke stack, which is good because the inhabitants are saving the Earf by not having heat in the winter!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
And they will never eat again because they froze to death, thus no longer consuming mother earf!
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2021 10:21 PM (vUwPT)
Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2021 10:21 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: whig at March 22, 2021 10:19 PM (pO7gM)
Yep yep yep.
A lot of protected lands, and there are restrictions on future development. I am thinking, though, that the area would be receptive to this particular framing.
AND - the county voted 78.7% Trump in 2020.
So there's that.
Posted by: blaster at March 22, 2021 10:21 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * grammar not included, some edjercation required at March 22, 2021 10:22 PM (bYy7V)
I will be along later to give a screed about the mathematical impossibility of the two Titans successfully fighting on the deck of an aircraft carrier at sea.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2021 10:13 PM (71oH5)
I liked the two gojira movies and probably would have watched the Kong ones but I'm not really interested in seeing Man-Haters Club president Cheese Larson. Does she have a big role in the movie? Annoyingly big? Can she be ignored mostly?
Posted by: banana Dream at March 22, 2021 10:22 PM (QVkJn)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2021 10:18 PM (mht8P)
Hubs mowed our lawn today, too! The dandelions were getting big.
Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2021 10:22 PM (oUcR5)
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I don't know but if CBD can get MisHum sealed in a bag, he's fucked.
Posted by: dartist at March 22, 2021 10:22 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2021 10:18 PM (mht8P)
Last snow blowing of the year in NH. If I'm lucky.
Occasionally it takes place in May.
Posted by: RI Red at March 22, 2021 10:22 PM (UcFqt)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings, Union of Mouth and Vulva, Local 69 at March 22, 2021 10:22 PM (F03MK)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 22, 2021 10:23 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2021 10:14 PM (Q9lwr)
Feeling special tonight are we?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 22, 2021 10:14 PM (aA3+G)
Was commuting home from crystal city, going through alexandria. Tiny little narrow assed street. Bicycle asshoe was riding to tje front of the line of cars, every block to the front. No one could pass him, so everyone went his speed. Eventually, i was in front of him, and i angled my car so he couldnt pass me illegally while waiting on the light.
He confronted me. I rolled my window down, and told him to mind his own business, follow the law, or someone (and i implied it would be me) would take his wheels and shove them up his ass sideways.
Posted by: BifBewalski - I'm with him on this at March 22, 2021 10:23 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2021 10:23 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2021 10:21 PM (oUcR5)
Oh man...I didn't even realize that it was you!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2021 10:23 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2021 10:23 PM (r+sAi)
Look at it this way: a person picks up a book written in Chinese. He looks through it, goes through many pages, then says "I don't see a single letter of the alphabet that I recognize. Therefor, this book is not written in any language."
I should have a third paragraph here, but you can supply your own. Build your own adventure!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2021 10:23 PM (OU+8W)
That extremism training/indoctrination is flowing to DoD civilians too. This Hordeling is scheduled for it on Wednesday. I'll be sure to share what I "learn" with all of you deplorables!
Posted by: Doof at March 22, 2021 10:23 PM (mZUr4)
From what I know of costs, yours seems a reasonable ballpark assuming no problems with infrastructure like water and roads. Might want to take a look at floodmaps of the area and when they were last redone as flood insurance is pretty expensive.
Posted by: whig at March 22, 2021 10:24 PM (pO7gM)
I'm not quite sure which county your referring to but Tampa/St Petersburg haven't had a direct hit in a long long time.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2021 10:24 PM (vUwPT)
That's what the pandemic is for these people. It's their war. It's something that lets them transcend their boring lives.
____________
"Do you sons-of-bitches want to live forever?"
"Yes!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2021 10:24 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2021 10:25 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: CppThis at March 22, 2021 10:19 PM (zcf1k)
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So what I'm hearing is, I get to be an apocalypse pirate.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 22, 2021 10:25 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Beartooth
He's been a welcome breath of fresh air since Obama BIL failed there so spectacularly.
Of course. I miss Ralph Miller, the old curmudgeonly Bayard, may he RIP.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2021 10:25 PM (71oH5)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2021 10:26 PM (axyOa)
him to mind his own business, follow the law, or someone (and i implied
it would be me) would take his wheels and shove them up his ass
sideways.
Posted by: BifBewalski - I'm with him on this at March 22, 2021 10:23 PM (VcFUs)
Check his feet. If he is wearing cleats, then challenge him. There is no way he will win.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2021 10:26 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: anon2020 at March 22, 2021 10:19 PM (HJjnM)
The commies have gotten everywhere, including into the marketing and PR departments. If you step back you will see that everything has been deployed with military precision. Last April the airwaves were suddenly saturated with this creepy bizarre "we're all in this together, stay safe" line. And it appeared to come out of nowhere.
That would have been explainable by the weird pandemic and companies panicking. What is NOT explainable is how they ALL shifted in unison in June to BLM. We had never really seen anything like it before. Just a few scattered companies trying shit out. This has *all* been planned, up to and including the seemingly "sudden" trans movement.
Which displaced the *women* movement, who only a couple short years ago were the idol of the moment.
Posted by: ... at March 22, 2021 10:26 PM (uEbPt)
Personally, I like the area and have been there several times but given my extended family is in the hills, will probably return to somewhere like that when things appear to be getting pear shaped. BIL has considerable acreage in the hills and I have tradeable skills. The area you are considering though is a hidden gem so I won't spill the beans where it is.
Posted by: whig at March 22, 2021 10:26 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 10:26 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2021 10:27 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Broseidon
It's on HBO Max. Just downloaded it.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2021 10:27 PM (71oH5)
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I don't know but if CBD can get MisHum sealed in a bag, he's fucked.
Posted by: dartist at March 22, 2021 10:22 PM (+ya+t)
Mis Hum would emerge after 7 hours with tender ribs, but still full of fight.
Posted by: Splunge at March 22, 2021 10:27 PM (RzGcW)
First lawn mowing of the year. Very late this year. Occasionally it takes place in February."
*******
Wow. It'll be at least another 6 weeks until I'll need to mow.
Posted by: Cosda at March 22, 2021 10:28 PM (71N/p)
Posted by: Splunge at March 22, 2021 10:27 PM (RzGcW)
SO, you've met MisHum?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 10:28 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: whig
Compost toilet and grey water system.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * grammar not included, some edjercation required at March 22, 2021 10:28 PM (bYy7V)
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I don't know but if CBD can get MisHum sealed in a bag, he's fucked.
Posted by: dartist at March 22, 2021 10:22 PM (+ya+t)
Mis Hum would emerge after 7 hours with tender ribs, but still full of fight.
Posted by: Splunge at March 22, 2021 10:27 PM (RzGcW)
Welp, pack it up. Thread's over. I'll get the lights.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2021 10:28 PM (t+qrx)
Good call, MisHum. Haven't listened to George in way, way too long.
I was known mostly as a English rock - hard rock kinda guy in college days. When a gal would come back to the old haunt, knowing this, playing George Benson completely surprised them. And sometimes, more surprises ensued.
Good times.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2021 10:28 PM (sy5kK)
I liked having my own job and my own paycheck, but my mom liked her life.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2021 10:28 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 22, 2021 10:29 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2021 10:29 PM (oUcR5)
Stupidity run amok.
The car, not the lack of comments about it.
Posted by: browndog at March 22, 2021 10:29 PM (BgMrQ)
Better known.
By whom?
Officer, was this man eating pussy of not?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 22, 2021 10:29 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: whig at March 22, 2021 10:24 PM (pO7gM)
Zone X brother.
High and dry.
Posted by: blaster at March 22, 2021 10:29 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings, Union of Mouth and Vulva, Local 69 at March 22, 2021 10:30 PM (F03MK)
Posted by: ...
They've declared God to be dead and now have to worship something, so they figure . . . "I'll worship myself!"
It isn't working out how they'd hoped.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2021 10:30 PM (71oH5)
Good to hear you are doing well.
Pretty much the same here, every day is a small step forward but I am looking ahead, not back!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 10:31 PM (87oRe)
https://youtu.be/wK30R1gsgGk
An aircraft carrier has a plunging v-shape cross-section. 40 feet below the water line and 50 feet above. Which is to say that about 20% of the volume displaces the weight of 100 tons.
An aircraft carrier could hold King Kong AND Godzilla.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 22, 2021 10:31 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: BifBewalski
Asshoes, most of them. Narrow the roads with bike lanes at tax payer expense and then don't use the bike lanes.
Posted by: Infidel at March 22, 2021 10:31 PM (E0OEG)
My comments were similar a couple of threads ago, but I forgot the thievery of Mrs Bernie. Yeah, a lying thief protected by the Elite, all on her own dis-merits.
She is womyn, her her roar.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2021 10:31 PM (sy5kK)
Pretty much the same here, every day is a small step forward but I am looking ahead, not back!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 10:31 PM (87oRe)
This is great news Hrothgar. You inspire us all!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 22, 2021 10:31 PM (TdMsT)
Imagine if he was going down instead of up? He would be in hospital with hip fracture. He needs a walker or wheelchair, or we need to accept that the country is one staircase away from invoking Article Two.
But they won't put him in a wheelchair. So why not just hire a fucking actor - that is all he is - a puppet. a fraud. Our enemies are rolling on the floor laughing at us. These are the most unserious times I can imagine. We need a major reality check. Something to make the mask Karen's understand fear and risk and survival.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 22, 2021 10:32 PM (LWu6U)
Gray water recycling though would help along with cisterns to capture rainwater because the water there can be brackish in areas causing some issues with plumbing, appliances, and watering crops/animals.
Posted by: whig at March 22, 2021 10:32 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 22, 2021 10:31 PM (TdMsT)
Now that is a scary thought, even for this blog!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 10:33 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Assuming you placed high value on the Big 10 and had all the Pac 12 teams losing early. Ha. I , for one, am enjoying the talking heads squirming. As I speak, USC is up by 19 on Kansas.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * grammar not included, some edjercation required at March 22, 2021 10:33 PM (bYy7V)
Posted by: whig at March 22, 2021 10:33 PM (pO7gM)
That, and so many of them are idiot assholes meeting Darwin
Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2021 10:33 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 22, 2021 10:33 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2021 10:33 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Sharkman
Occasionally we would go watch the basketball players finish up practice and coach Miller would be there in the sidelines, directing traffic, with a cigarette hanging from his lips. Yes. It was lit. No. No one told him to stop.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2021 10:33 PM (U2p+3)
It's good movie - but John is black. Is that based on scholarship or modern sensibilies?
Otherwise enjoying it very much. wOuld recommend.
Posted by: Iris at March 22, 2021 10:34 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 22, 2021 10:32 PM (LWu6U)
I wonder how long until the Chinese make a move on Taiwan.
Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2021 10:34 PM (oUcR5)
So we went from women (51% of the population)
to black (13%)
to gay (1%)
to trans
What's left?
Posted by: anon2020 at March 22, 2021 10:34 PM (HJjnM)
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When all is said and done, this will be identified as the PRIMARY purpose for the lockdown.
And the CCP, Bill Gates and his fellow Elites, and their farm animal Democrats and Progda will admit it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2021 10:34 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: banana Dream
Brie is not listed in the cast credits, thank the Almighty in His Infinite Wisdom.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2021 10:34 PM (71oH5)
Imagine if he was going down instead of up? He would be in hospital with hip fracture. He needs a walker or wheelchair, or we need to accept that the country is one staircase away from invoking Article Two.
But they won't put him in a wheelchair. So why not just hire a fucking actor - that is all he is - a puppet. a fraud. Our enemies are rolling on the floor laughing at us. These are the most unserious times I can imagine. We need a major reality check. Something to make the mask Karen's understand fear and risk and survival.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 22, 2021 10:32 PM (LWu6U)
I watched the poor demented thing walk up to the stairs. There is definitely something wrong with his gait.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 22, 2021 10:34 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Infidel at March 22, 2021 10:31 PM (E0OEG)
That gas taxes pay for.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 22, 2021 10:34 PM (W+T/C)
Posted by: whig at March 22, 2021 10:32 PM (pO7gM)
They say the aquifer provides fresh water that does not even need to be treated. Though I bet it tastes very sulphur-y.
I think that this can be very off-grid. Only problem for me right now is connectivity, I kind of need internet. Elon needs to come through with Starlink.
Posted by: blaster at March 22, 2021 10:34 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2021 10:30 PM (71oH5)
Exactly.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2021 10:34 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Zettai at March 22, 2021 10:34 PM (vqVEJ)
Posted by: Toni at March 22, 2021 10:35 PM (/c+mq)
After they die, Satan gives them all a unicycle without a seat.
Posted by: Roy at March 22, 2021 10:35 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 22, 2021 10:35 PM (x8Wzq)
If I'm trying to get home from work at 30 MPH and there is some asshole biking in the middle of the lane at 10 MPH I am not going to be happy and of course I am going to pass him.
Have bikes ride on the sidewalk = problem solved.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 22, 2021 10:35 PM (qlFIA)
I wonder how long until the Chinese make a move on Taiwan.
Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2021 10:34 PM (oUcR5)
Time keeps on ticking, ticking, ticking, into the fu-ture.
Posted by: Steve Miller Band at March 22, 2021 10:35 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2021 10:35 PM (71oH5)
Of course. I miss Ralph Miller, the old curmudgeonly Bayard, may he RIP.
Posted by: Sharkman
Older brother had the radio sales account for OSU and the Trail Bl@sers. Got to see BA number of games for each team free.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 22, 2021 10:36 PM (ZN7T5)
https://tinyurl.com/ap6bnmaa
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 22, 2021 10:33 PM (Dc2NZ)
I just love it.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 22, 2021 10:36 PM (TdMsT)
Otherwise enjoying it very much. wOuld recommend.
Posted by: Iris at March 22, 2021 10:34 PM (6lKe4)
John the apostle? Pretty sure he was a Jew, so.... not likely black.
But, the dude is an actor. If he's playing the role well, then more power to him.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 22, 2021 10:36 PM (XeEyo)
Posted by: whig at March 22, 2021 10:36 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2021 10:36 PM (5ZHS+)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
And, many times do!
"Master Chief, was that you?"
Posted by: Tonypete at March 22, 2021 10:36 PM (Rvt88)
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I don't know but if CBD can get MisHum sealed in a bag, he's fucked.
Posted by: dartist at March 22, 2021 10:22 PM (+ya+t)
Depends if he uses Hefty, HEfty, Hefty
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 22, 2021 10:37 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 22, 2021 10:37 PM (H5knJ)
https://tinyurl.com/2yvpbm45
https://tinyurl.com/5bzn95by
https://tinyurl.com/yystsae7
https://tinyurl.com/yruke2fk
https://tinyurl.com/44yp4mzw
Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2021 10:37 PM (qAR6u)
Now that is a scary thought, even for this blog!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 10:33 PM (87oRe)
You are one of the best, Hrothgar.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 22, 2021 10:37 PM (TdMsT)
Sounds like a Duran Duran song.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Hungry like the Wolf seems to be apropos.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 22, 2021 10:37 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2021 10:35 PM (71oH5)
This is truer than people realize.
Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2021 10:38 PM (oUcR5)
to black (13%)
to gay (1%)
to trans
What's left?
Posted by: anon2020 at March 22, 2021 10:34 PM (HJjnM)
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I'm no mathologist, but someone could easily misunderstand that data and incorrectly/foolishly see that "white men" are very much a minority at 35% or so of the population.
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 10:38 PM (bm04m)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Ahhh, the Glorious 80s, when Americans were responsible for themselves and free to be stupid. And were.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2021 10:38 PM (71oH5)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I'm in Michigan and my landscape people came by today and did the spring cleanup. Nice having it done this early.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2021 10:38 PM (+lVUW)
Know all about compost toilet issues, which are absurd by the way. My local health department allows a compost toilet and a grey water system but still requires a septic system/drain field. I dug a test hole for the septic and then basically told the poop police to come and get me.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * grammar not included, some edjercation required at March 22, 2021 10:38 PM (bYy7V)
Posted by: dartist at March 22, 2021 10:38 PM (+ya+t)
If I'm trying to get home from work at 30 MPH and there is some asshole biking in the middle of the lane at 10 MPH I am not going to be happy and of course I am going to pass him.
Have bikes ride on the sidewalk = problem solved.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 22, 2021 10:35 PM (qlFIA)
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On some of Seattle's busiest downtown streets, like 2nd Avenue, up to 60% of capacity has been taken away from autos and given to cars.
Please supply your own comment.
Posted by: I know it's only 7 miles, honey, but I won't be home for 90 minutes at March 22, 2021 10:38 PM (sy5kK)
https://tinyurl.com/ap6bnmaa
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 22, 2021 10:33 PM (Dc2NZ)
* * * *
That's terrific!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at March 22, 2021 10:39 PM (jQwrQ)
Cisterns can help with that and not that difficult to set up which would lighten the load on using the wells.
Posted by: whig at March 22, 2021 10:39 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 22, 2021 10:39 PM (GMreS)
But, the dude is an actor. If he's playing the role well, then more power to him.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 22, 2021 10:36 PM (XeE
Agreed. I think it's just the SJW crap that bothers me.
Posted by: Iris at March 22, 2021 10:39 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2021 10:35 PM (71oH5)
And just think, a few short years ago, that was still "unthinkable"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 10:39 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2021 10:35 PM (71oH5)
This is truer than people realize.
Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2021 10:38 PM (oUcR5)
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Look for a push to repeal age of consent laws. That's all it would take.
Posted by: zmdavid at March 22, 2021 10:39 PM (xqRaG)
Stay safe ya'll.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2021 10:39 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Well, maybe the aircraft carrier as a whole, but certainly not the Chiefs' Mess.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2021 10:40 PM (71oH5)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 10:39 PM (87oRe)
Just like gay marriage.
Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2021 10:40 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 22, 2021 10:32 PM (LWu6U)
We can't get one of those anymore. Nothing can wake people from a slumber when the Ambien Media is there every day telling people what, when and how to think.
What would a 9/11 be now? Shit, the media tried to convince a lot of people it was our fault for a history of warmongering back *then*. Imagine now? The FIB would report that it was 12 pale men in MAGA hats, and they'd doctor the evidence, like they doctored the evidence against Trump. There is no waking people up from the Media Matrix. They never stop.
Posted by: ... at March 22, 2021 10:40 PM (uEbPt)
https://tinyurl.com/m5f9pf4e
https://tinyurl.com/x8m259e2
https://tinyurl.com/jyz75nkk
https://tinyurl.com/4veuzbu5
https://tinyurl.com/jfmnvceu
Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2021 10:40 PM (qAR6u)
So we went from women (51% of the population)
to black (13%)
to gay (1%)
to trans
What's left?
Posted by: anon2020 at March 22, 2021 10:34 PM (HJjnM)
Uhhh, "Me?"
Posted by: RI Red at March 22, 2021 10:40 PM (UcFqt)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 22, 2021 10:41 PM (GMreS)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2021 10:41 PM (U2p+3)
If I win the lottery, I'm sending Mike, Jay, and Rich Evans.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 22, 2021 10:41 PM (awtm/)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 22, 2021 10:41 PM (Zx3Bu)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 22, 2021 10:37 PM (H5knJ)
garrett rides a lot, we should get his side of the discussion tomorrow when he's online.
Posted by: BifBewalski - I'm with him on this at March 22, 2021 10:41 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Sandy at March 22, 2021 10:41 PM (fLVm1)
It isn't working out how they'd hoped.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2021 10:30 PM (71oH5)
You did the math.
Posted by: ... at March 22, 2021 10:42 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Watched the Zags roll this morning. Planned on wandering in the woods and planting the Doug fir and tamarack seedlings I got this weekend. Proceeded to snow for the next 2 hours so I took a nap instead. Snow was gone by this evening. I'll plant trees tomorrow. My lawn is still as dead as the integrity of the GOP.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * grammar not included, some edjercation required at March 22, 2021 10:42 PM (bYy7V)
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So there's still hope for the future?
Posted by: Regular Americans wondering if their doors will be kicked in for speaking their minds at March 22, 2021 10:42 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: ALH
I am sure they already told the junta in charge in DC that Taiwan is theirs and not to say anything since they will be embarrassed. No red lines or BS. They will take it in time, but they are going to creep into it since they do not want war on that island. Their strategy is to creep and steel and know that no one has the balls to stop them so they are safe as long as it is slow.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 22, 2021 10:42 PM (LWu6U)
Groundwater patterns can be pretty unpredictable in some areas and neighbors may be using shallow wells for drinking water. Dispersal is one way to handle contamination via field lines. Humans and animals can spread some really nasty pathogens via drinking water.
Posted by: whig at March 22, 2021 10:42 PM (pO7gM)
Cisterns can help with that and not that difficult to set up which would lighten the load on using the wells.
Posted by: whig at March 22, 2021 10:39 PM (pO7gM)
My grandmother lived in Saint Augustine from 1910-1996. I spent a lot of summers there in my youth.
My grandmother's great uncle was Bone Mizell. Who is the subject of Frederic Remington's drawing "A Cracker Cowboy."
So I am a real cracker, but I prefer the term Saltine American.
Posted by: blaster at March 22, 2021 10:42 PM (ZfRYq)
I dont shop at Polaris often, but t'll probably still go there if I need something.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 22, 2021 10:42 PM (TdMsT)
T'ain't nothing big about her except her capability to annoy.
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at March 22, 2021 10:42 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2021 10:43 PM (mht8P)
https://youtu.be/fSKQfATa-1I
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2021 10:43 PM (71oH5)
He was here for years. Just riding around all over town in ONLY his speedo.
Posted by: Infidel at March 22, 2021 10:43 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: blaster
Ritz-American
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2021 10:44 PM (71oH5)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
I think you're flattering her with that "skank in a Mexican whorehouse" thing.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2021 10:44 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: BifBewalski - good night at March 22, 2021 10:44 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2021 10:44 PM (71oH5)
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Your mock apple pie is a national embarrassment.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 22, 2021 10:45 PM (fLVm1)
But,
I f--ing hate those spandex dill-wads who ride in the middle of the road.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 22, 2021 10:46 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 22, 2021 10:46 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: zmdavid at March 22, 2021 10:46 PM (xqRaG)
Posted by: blaster
Ritz-American
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2021 10:44 PM (71oH5)
Join the Club.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 22, 2021 10:46 PM (W+T/C)
Posted by: RI Red at March 22, 2021 10:47 PM (UcFqt)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 22, 2021 10:47 PM (F03MK)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 22, 2021 10:31 PM (ybIRR)
In the first two modern movies wasn't Godzilla much bigger than a single destroyer?
So a Nimitz-class is about 333ft long x 134ft wide and displaces 100 kilotons. The latest version of Godzilla is 393 tall and is about 100 killotons. It would be like godzilla standing up in a godzilla sized canoe.* If you've ever stood up in a canoe for long you'd know what would happen.
*(what's "the big man in the canoe" a euphemism for?).
Posted by: banana Dream at March 22, 2021 10:47 PM (QVkJn)
Let's just see how long before the sun-setting Joe Biden tells us no more gas powered vehicles.
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Seriously, think about the Texas/ Midwest cold spell last month.
I don't even have to say anything more, if you have a functioning mind, unlike Senile, his Party, and his Progda newsletter broadcasters.
Posted by: Regular Americans wondering if they will be alive in a generation at March 22, 2021 10:47 PM (sy5kK)
to black (13%)
to gay (1%)
to trans
What's left?
Posted by: anon2020 at March 22, 2021 10:34 PM (HJjnM)
LOL, we actually went from blacks (2010-2014) to women (2015-2019), back to black for Election Year like always, to trans. I think the trans movement is tailor made to give way to an all-freak movement - basically for a time, once the trans fire dies down and they have squeezed every drop out of it, the media will start reporting on anyone and everyone with a strange proclivity.
Whether it's a guy that fucks his couch, or a woman who wants to live her life as a dog, to people who cut themselves and each other, to the various -rouples and other assorted kinks... and they will being to quietly sneak in the "age is just a number" crew.
But I think general freakdom is where we are headed next. And, I hate to tell you - no, we are not there yet.
Posted by: ... at March 22, 2021 10:47 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: says Conor at March 22, 2021 10:48 PM (87oRe)
Okay, I lied, moved to OR not AZ. Memory is a funny thing for the aged.
Posted by: Infidel at March 22, 2021 10:48 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: CppThis at March 22, 2021 10:48 PM (zcf1k)
Posted by: dartist at March 22, 2021 10:48 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 22, 2021 10:48 PM (PUmDY)
I and my significant other am probably heading back to the rolling hills of the Ozarks though simply because of extended family which I get along with politically and socially. Have some health issues that might require the kindness of strangers soon enough.
Posted by: whig at March 22, 2021 10:48 PM (pO7gM)
I respect cyclists and motorcyclists when they obey the traffic laws and patterns. The very great majority do. It's the weavers, lane splitters, non-stopping jerks everyone hates.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2021 10:49 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 22, 2021 10:42 PM (LWu6U)
Turns out they really didn't need to do that finesse thing with Hong Kong!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 10:49 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2021 10:17 PM
Except for us. We have no sense of humor that we're aware of.
Posted by: ONT's Men In Black at March 22, 2021 10:50 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: whig at March 22, 2021 10:50 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 10:01 PM (87oRe)
Well, at least it wasn't a UTI.
Posted by: Doctor Dawg at March 22, 2021 10:50 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 22, 2021 10:50 PM (PUmDY)
BTW: Toyota says that there's no way we can shift to electric cars as rapidly as the pols have designated.
This isn't a matter of working harder to find the answers to tech questions which can be spurred by these sort of deadlines.
For there to be electric cars to the degree they want, we would have to build (and pay for before they become profitable) charging stations, battery replacement and battery repair, also electric energy must be increased at the same time they're cutting coal plants and causing (sometimes demanding) that green energy take up the missing amount but that's impossible because green energy (so far) is not reliable nor is there enough of it. It's not a demand technology.
This is Toyota mind who is the leading manufacture of vehicles in the world today. GM is a pimple in comparison. Sad to see but then they brought it on themselves. Them and the Unions.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 22, 2021 10:51 PM (ny0bQ)
Posted by: whig at March 22, 2021 10:50 PM (pO7gM)
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Damn. I missed the fun again.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 22, 2021 10:51 PM (fLVm1)
Night, all.
Posted by: RI Red at March 22, 2021 10:51 PM (UcFqt)
The spandex bicyclists who are none of the above are Audi driver types on 2 unmotorized wheels
Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2021 10:51 PM (qAR6u)
Why shouldn't a 16...err 14...err 13 year old be able to love his/her way h8ter!?! LOVE IS LOVE
Posted by: 18-1 at March 22, 2021 10:51 PM (qlFIA)
Hi RI Red! I haven't splashed down in Puget Sound since I was a little kid. It's 54 degrees! In the summertime, it can warm to 56.
There are plenty of folks who do swim though. Mostly in dry suits.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2021 10:52 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: dartist
It has been 0 days since our last accident ...
Posted by: Adriane the OSHA Critic ... at March 22, 2021 10:52 PM (LPnfS)
But I think general freakdom is where we are headed next. And, I hate to tell you - no, we are not there yet.
Posted by: ... at March 22, 2021 10:47 PM (uEbPt)
I agree. We are heading toward an era where no behavior, no matter how disgusting, will be condemned--except behavior based on conservative values. And violence toward conservatives will be encouraged and applauded.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 22, 2021 10:52 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: zmdavid at March 22, 2021 10:46 PM (xqRaG)
I am sorry sir, but no house in this development is zoned for horses!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 10:53 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2021 10:53 PM (qAR6u)
Sounds like a Duran Duran song.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof
Was someone involved with this named "Mulva"?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2021 10:53 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 22, 2021 10:53 PM (aA3+G)
I'm assuming roads are weight-rated, and they'll last a lot longer if a 3500lb car is passing over a square foot at the normal 55mph rather than staying on that same square foot for much longer at 10mph (or 2mph if you're going up a hill). Add the three to fifteen cars that get stuck behind one single bicyclist and you're talking a BUNCH of additional weight forced onto each square foot while they wait to resume normal operating speeds the road is rated for. And that's not counting semi trucks or other heavier vehicles.
(thumbs up icon here) Way to go, cyclists. Way to save resources.
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 10:53 PM (bm04m)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 22, 2021 10:53 PM (F03MK)
I and my significant other am probably heading back to the rolling hills of the Ozarks though simply because of extended family which I get along with politically and socially. Have some health issues that might require the kindness of strangers soon enough.
Posted by: whig at March 22, 2021 10:48 PM (pO7gM)
That InSoFast stuff looks pretty interesting. A little pricy but if it's in so fast (swidt?) that has value too. I guess that is their value prop. Ideally I would team with a builder and be able to have build to suit on site. Not looking to do the assembly myself just put all the right pieces together.
Posted by: blaster at March 22, 2021 10:53 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 22, 2021 10:54 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 22, 2021 10:52 PM (TdMsT)
The seeds of that mindset are already beginning to bear fruit!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 10:54 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Sarah Jessica Parker and Julia Roberts hardest hit
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 22, 2021 10:54 PM (F03MK)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2021 10:34 PM (71oH5)
Thanks, I see that now. I just assumed she'd be in this one because she stared in Skull Island.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 22, 2021 10:54 PM (QVkJn)
Now, I really do have to consider EDT as a real thing.
Good night!
Posted by: RI Red at March 22, 2021 10:55 PM (UcFqt)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 22, 2021 10:55 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Hillary Cllinton at March 22, 2021 10:55 PM (qlFIA)
Worth ten points. Twenty five if they're wearing spandex.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * grammar not included, some edjercation required at March 22, 2021 10:56 PM (bYy7V)
The seeds of that mindset are already beginning to bear fruit!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 10:54 PM (87oRe)
They sure are.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 22, 2021 10:56 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2021 10:57 PM (arJlL)
That seems like a bad idea.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2021 10:57 PM (71oH5)
Posted by: CppThis at March 22, 2021 10:57 PM (zcf1k)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 22, 2021 10:09 PM (aA3+G)
Must not be in California. The cost of heating a house with electric baseboard heaters there would bankrupt Warren Buffet.
Posted by: Splunge at March 22, 2021 10:12 PM (RzGcW)
The Seattle city council a few months ago outlawed natural gas heat in new construction. Oil heat was already banned.
Nothing left but electricity.
Or maybe burning cars on the street.
Posted by: King County Building Inspectors at March 22, 2021 10:57 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2021 10:57 PM (U2p+3)
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Honestly, if the cyclists could decide whether they are vehicles, cyclists, or pedestrians and stick with it for a single trip it would help a lot.
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 10:57 PM (bm04m)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 22, 2021 10:57 PM (TdMsT)
We spent over a hundred years to slowly develop a great gasoline distribution network, so that almost anywhere you are (in CONUS) you can gas up in less than five minutes after a fifty mile drive and be on your way.
But electric is the way to go!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 10:58 PM (87oRe)
I wonder if there is data on this. Overtaken (too slow, didn't see, wiped out) versus t-boned (went thru red light)
I think the biggest cause is the difference in speed and acceleration and their visible cross-section. I have no problem when they ignore stop signs and signals when that doesn't produce a conflict. In the car I am now in the habit of ignoring completely pointless left turn on red signals. (Stop, and if no oncoming traffic (roughly double the gap in oncoming traffic) I turn.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 22, 2021 10:58 PM (awtm/)
Are you walking on sunshine?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2021 10:57 PM (U2p+3)
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Woh oh!
Posted by: Katrina and the Waves at March 22, 2021 10:59 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 22, 2021 10:59 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 22, 2021 10:54 PM (F03MK)
You found the loophole, we're going to have to rewrite the HOA regulations!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 10:59 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: CppThis at March 22, 2021 10:48 PM (zcf1k)
I used to commute on a bike with a GoPro on the handlebars and "in case of emergency, forward recording to ONT Genius Awards c/o AoSHQ" taped to it. The campus had just dropped a bunch of money on separating the cycle paths from the streets AND setting them apart from the sidewalks, going so far as to pave them with asphalt and paint big "no pedestrian" signs on them.
It doesn't matter. My favorite is the last screenshot before I gave up; basically every pedestrian is walking on the bike path and none are on the sidewalk. My conclusion is that everyone is terrible at everything, except for me.
https://stoatnet.org/whatiswrongwithyou/
Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2021 11:00 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 22, 2021 10:54 PM (fLVm1)
MORE FUN: Tata is owned by India but they're manufactured throughout India, South Africa, South America, and Great Britain.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 22, 2021 11:00 PM (QVkJn)
Posted by: dartist at March 22, 2021 11:01 PM (+ya+t)
Volvo, as we all know get bastardized to vulva all the damn time and has for decades. Yet, their logo is the medical symbol for 'male'.
The universe has a sense of humor.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 22, 2021 11:01 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Infidel at March 22, 2021 11:02 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2021 11:02 PM (arJlL)
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I think that's a fairly universal understanding of life. If you can figure out how 42 works into it...
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 11:02 PM (bm04m)
But hey, monster fight rocks!!!! So he had a growth spurt I guess. Puberty is odd isn't it.
Posted by: Broseidon at March 22, 2021 11:02 PM (GMreS)
As for "starving children"? Those only exist in Marxist utopias, Bern. Poor people in America are fat. Fat! That's something that's never happened before in the history of the human race. Even the terrorists that we've stuck in Gitmo are are fat. Were the prisoners in the gulag fat, Bern? Hint: no, they weren't. Are the prisoners in North Korea fat? No, they aren't.
Every famine of the 20th century that wasn't attributable to an active war going on in the area occurred in a socialist country. Every one.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 22, 2021 11:03 PM (JZT2F)
Are you walking on sunshine?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2021 10:57 PM (U2p+3)
No words, Nurse. My life in spinning in an entirely new direction.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 22, 2021 11:03 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 22, 2021 11:00 PM (QVkJn)
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Geely owns Vulva.
FUNNER FACT: I rode a Tata public bus from the Tibet border to Kathmandu once. You could ride inside, or you could ride on the roof.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 22, 2021 11:03 PM (fLVm1)
Asshole.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2021 10:17 PM (71oH5)
Sharkman, I am so completely stealing that!
Well, all but the asshole part. I've been calling Bernie that for years.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2021 11:04 PM (sy5kK)
I just tried watching that clip of Gov. Noem on Tucker... I managed to get almost half way through it!
Noem's got to be aware of what xir's doing...
Posted by: Zettai at March 22, 2021 11:04 PM (vqVEJ)
https://stoatnet.org/whatiswrongwithyou/
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Also it's sort of neat how those images and frame/backgrounds present themselves as old Instamatic camera photos. Which got me thinking about someone riding around with an Instamatic on a mount on their handlebars.
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 11:04 PM (bm04m)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 22, 2021 11:05 PM (GMreS)
Are you walking on sunshine?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2021 10:57 PM (U2p+3)
No words, Nurse. My life in spinning in an entirely new direction.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 22, 2021 11:03 PM (TdMsT)
There's some sort of euphemism going on here I think.
Posted by: blaster at March 22, 2021 11:05 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: TheHoser at March 22, 2021 11:05 PM (ioRP+)
And Michigan State so. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 22, 2021 11:05 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2021 11:06 PM (71oH5)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2021 10:23 PM (r+sAi)
We have just awarded you a 5 night stay at one of the most luxurious hotels in Las Vegas. Free!
Posted by: Las Vegas bookies at March 22, 2021 11:06 PM (sy5kK)
Nothing left but electricity.
Or maybe burning cars on the street.
Posted by: King County Building Inspectors
Geez. Do those people realize what that will do to low income people?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2021 11:07 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2021 11:07 PM (71oH5)
Still wish I was living with at least one cat.
See you tomorrow, maybe.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2021 11:07 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: Chuck C at March 22, 2021 10:58 PM (awtm/)
This is true. There's very little difference between a person just walking down the middle of the road and a person on a bicycle going down the road. The delta velocity is of the same magnitude. The delta mass is of the same magnitude. Therefore the delta inertia is very similar. The difference in the amount of protection between the two bodies is nearly the same. A walker actually has more degrees of freedom and can change directions much quicker to avoid a car than a bicycle can.
We would never allow people to just walk in the road along with cars but we do with bicycles.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 22, 2021 11:07 PM (QVkJn)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 22, 2021 11:07 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Sjg at March 22, 2021 11:08 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2021 10:53 PM
Cynically? Because this is every car driver's experience:
"I am in my car stopped in traffic on the expressway and some idiot motorcyclist just passed me riding on the dashed lane marking. I hope he dies."
Posted by: Chuck C at March 22, 2021 11:08 PM (awtm/)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 22, 2021 11:08 PM (GMreS)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2021 11:06 PM (71oH5)
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So it's like real life.
Posted by: zmdavid at March 22, 2021 11:08 PM (xqRaG)
We've got an even better electricity distribution network. Every house has an outlet, but most houses don't have gas pumps.
We just need enough electricity to put into it.
The only way we're gonna get that is with nukes, and the greenies are never gonna accept that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 22, 2021 11:08 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2021 11:08 PM (71oH5)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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I don't know how anyone could be correct. Isn't Alabama somehow in the mix this year? For basketball?
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 11:08 PM (bm04m)
See you tomorrow, maybe.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2021 11:07 PM (OU+8W)
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Cat? You gotta be kidding me.
I got two cats, available now, free shipping.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 22, 2021 11:08 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: blaster at March 22, 2021 11:05 PM (ZfRYq)
I met someone a while back...
Fireworks.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 22, 2021 11:09 PM (TdMsT)
I watched the poor demented thing walk up to the stairs.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 22, 2021 10:34 PM (TdMsT)
Sorry Ladyl, no feeling sorry for someone who wants us to suffer immensely, and then die horribly.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2021 11:09 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Of course. They intend us taxpayers to make up the difference.
Posted by: Infidel at March 22, 2021 11:09 PM (E0OEG)
I met someone a while back...
Fireworks.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 22, 2021 11:09 PM (TdMsT)
Well that sounds good! I think.
Life is meant to be enjoyed.
Posted by: blaster at March 22, 2021 11:10 PM (ZfRYq)
And Michigan State so. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 22, 2021 11:05 PM (Rvt8
I mean... yeah, there could be human factors issue, but honestly if you're going to make one path for vehicles and one for pedestrians - and you've already physically distanced the motor vehicles - logically the asphalt one that's away from the buildings and more towards the road is going to be the one for human-powered vehicles. Motor vehicles -> human powered vehicles -> walking humans -> buildings. I can't think of a more logical way to arrange it.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2021 11:10 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Javems at March 22, 2021 11:10 PM (8SSHh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2021 11:11 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Zettai at March 22, 2021 11:11 PM (vqVEJ)
bicycle is because they're children, their licences are suspended, or
they're Amish. None of these wear spandex
Except kids don't ride bike much anymore. Adults have ruined it for them with helmets and safety paranoia to the point it is no fun and taken it over and turned a childhood pastime into a competitive and virtue signaling sport - with spandex.
Posted by: Ripley at March 22, 2021 11:11 PM (PTDkx)
UV filter technology has come a long way. In rural areas animals, especially domestic, are the primary source of e coli. Have two cricks on my property. My neighbors above and below me have surface wells ( less than 25 ft). All of them have a significant level of e coli. I am digging a surface well this summer for irrigation but I plan on putting a UV filter on it as a backup for my deep well.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * grammar not included, some edjercation required at March 22, 2021 11:11 PM (bYy7V)
Posted by: Broseidon
Damnit! I was all jazzed to do the maths on the aircraft carrier fight.
Oh, well.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2021 11:11 PM (71oH5)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 22, 2021 11:11 PM (GMreS)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 22, 2021 11:12 PM (GMreS)
Posted by: TheHoser at March 22, 2021 11:13 PM (ioRP+)
I agree re the nukes, but one is fixed plant and another is free-range mobile, one size doesn't fit all!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 11:13 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: ... at March 22, 2021 11:13 PM (uEbPt)
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Aquifers.
Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 22, 2021 11:13 PM (fLVm1)
Well that sounds good! I think.
Life is meant to be enjoyed.
Posted by: blaster at March 22, 2021 11:10 PM (ZfRYq)
I think so. If not now, when?
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 22, 2021 11:13 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Infidel at March 22, 2021 11:13 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: Ripley at March 22, 2021 11:11 PM (PTDkx)
This word has not arrived in my neighborhood, oddly enough in NoVa. Kids are enjoying playing in the street and I haven't run over any of them yet so that is a plus.
Posted by: blaster at March 22, 2021 11:13 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 22, 2021 11:14 PM (GMreS)
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I'll admit I would've been amused, but that's related to the bizarre modern law enforcement that allows a ten year old to drive a golf cart down the street in a beach community, but if a 60 year old man does the exact same thing on the exact same road in the exact same golf cart after having a few beers he can be charged with DUI.
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 11:14 PM (bm04m)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 22, 2021 11:14 PM (GMreS)
I have a neighbor who grew up with Travis Pastrana and his yard is festooned with ramps and half pipes and all sorts of attractive nuisances. I expect he will get them knocked off first.
Posted by: blaster at March 22, 2021 11:16 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 11:14 PM (bm04m)
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It's no different for ten year-olds who have had a few beers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 22, 2021 11:16 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 22, 2021 11:16 PM (GMreS)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 22, 2021 11:17 PM (PUmDY)
Just don't give them some of that light ass Budweiser. A little drunk = a stronger punch.
Posted by: Harry Reid at March 22, 2021 11:17 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Broseidon
I once won a basketball pool (and $5K) with 300 people in it. I spent about two minutes picking my teams because it was at the last minute, and for my "screen name" for the poll I used: "4 Year Old Paige, Picking Randomly".
People were PISSED when I won. I put that loot into my daughter Paige's college fund, even though it really her picking. Good times.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2021 11:17 PM (71oH5)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 22, 2021 11:18 PM (GMreS)
enough in NoVa. Kids are enjoying playing in the street and I haven't
run over any of them yet so that is a plus.
Posted by: blaster
I wish I could say the same. I almost never see young kids on bikes unless accompanied by adults unless within site their home, following the safety rules and wearing helmets and bright vests for visibility. Why bother, it sound as much fun as going to the dentist. No wonder we have so much child obesity.
Posted by: Ripley at March 22, 2021 11:18 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: anon2020 at March 22, 2021 11:18 PM (HJjnM)
One more thing "the experts" know know nothing about.
Posted by: zmdavid at March 22, 2021 11:19 PM (xqRaG)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 22, 2021 11:19 PM (GMreS)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 22, 2021 10:42 PM (LWu6U)
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Huh, that sounds like how cancer works.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2021 11:19 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2021 10:52 PM (U2p+3)
My first time abalone diving on the North Coast of CA. Gorgeous warm day in October. Why am I wearing a wetsuit. And booties. And a hood. And gloves?
So I stripped them off and dived in. And then I found out!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2021 11:20 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 22, 2021 11:20 PM (GMreS)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 22, 2021 11:21 PM (GMreS)
So I stripped them off and dived in. And then I found out!
Don't you just love that water coming down from Alaska?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 22, 2021 11:21 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
I think you're flattering her with that "skank in a Mexican whorehouse" thing.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2021 10:44 PM (+lVUW)
Yeah, I tried not to be too extreme, and stay more middle of the road.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2021 11:22 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 22, 2021 11:23 PM (PUmDY)
The only real problem with that is that they go through wooded areas which are now the homes of addicts who steal camping equipment, "live" along the bike trail, get drunk and drugged, shit in the creeks and harass kids on bikes.
Fucking leftists in the assembly have only made it worse. We vote for a new mayor and to recall one assemblyman asshat in April. Things may be looking up for bikes and kids. All one should really have to look out for is the occassional moose and sometimes a bear.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 22, 2021 11:23 PM (N5Tno)
Don't you just love that water coming down from Alaska?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals.
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Global warming makes it boil.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2021 11:23 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: InCali at March 22, 2021 11:23 PM (9AFWN)
Their ego demands they pretend to be professional racers and clip their shoes into their pedals to be more efficient, but of course they then whine that stopping is too much a pain because of it. And all that energy they waste by stopping and having to accelerate again, can't do that when you could be going faster or longer distance instead.
Posted by: Sjg at March 22, 2021 11:23 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 22, 2021 11:21 PM (SchxB)
That's the clean stuff.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 22, 2021 11:24 PM (N5Tno)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2021 11:23 PM (mht8P)
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Sure, but the anchovies LOVE it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 22, 2021 11:24 PM (fLVm1)
Biden's stupidity or Kamala's inanity
Her nervous cackle amplifies her fundamental unseriousness
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 22, 2021 11:24 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: InCali at March 22, 2021 11:23 PM (9AFWN)
IDK. Vote 'em the hell out.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 22, 2021 11:24 PM (N5Tno)
ah. i thought aquifer was a damp demon. kind of like lucifer, only appearing as an angel of water instead of an angel of light.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 22, 2021 11:24 PM (5br8a)
Posted by: JM in Florida at March 22, 2021 11:25 PM (HCeRP)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2021 11:25 PM (71oH5)
Whether it's a guy that fucks his couch, or ....
But I think general freakdom is where we are headed next. And, I hate to tell you - no, we are not there yet.
Posted by: ... at March 22, 2021 10:47 PM (uEbPt)
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What are you talking about? That Ashley Furniture is HOT!
And if you're gay, Laz-E-Boy and Ethan Allen are STUDLY!
Posted by: Some people just don't understand at March 22, 2021 11:27 PM (sy5kK)
And they all died right? I mean we know the virus is death and all
Posted by: 18-1 at March 22, 2021 11:27 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: 18-1
The literal Black Plague.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2021 11:29 PM (71oH5)
It started with a simple kiss, and now I have splinters.
Posted by: Some Couch F*cker at March 22, 2021 11:29 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at March 22, 2021 11:29 PM (qd+vn)
It started with a simple kiss, and now I have splinters.
Posted by: Some Couch F*cker at March 22, 2021 11:29 PM (qlFIA)
Hmm. A dick-sticker.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 22, 2021 11:30 PM (N5Tno)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 22, 2021 11:30 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 22, 2021 11:30 PM (PUmDY)
Bury me not at Biden knee.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 22, 2021 11:31 PM (N5Tno)
I think I've done enough damage around here for one evening. Good night, Hordians. Coffee time is 0500 at Schloss Hadrian.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2021 11:32 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 22, 2021 11:32 PM (PUmDY)
And they all died right? I mean we know the virus is death and all
Posted by: 18-1 at March 22, 2021 11:27 PM (qlFIA)
Naw it just crippled them, the deathblow won't happen until after they've been exposed to British coronavirus, then Brazilian coronavirus, and finally Saskatchewan coronavirus will put them out of their misery just in time for their mail-in ballots to harvested for the midterm election.
Posted by: Sjg at March 22, 2021 11:32 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: InCali at March 22, 2021 11:23 PM (9AFWN)
I'm a broken record but it's focus grouped marketing persuasion bullshit. It means nothing. It just sounds scary and like the listener ought to care.
The negative association with anything that is not "Democratic" is implied and understood.
Posted by: ... at March 22, 2021 11:32 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Cheese Fucker at March 22, 2021 11:33 PM (5ZHS+)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 22, 2021 11:33 PM (N5Tno)
Posted by: Cheese Fucker at March 22, 2021 11:33 PM (5ZHS+)
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I know, right?
Posted by: Toaster Fucker at March 22, 2021 11:33 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 22, 2021 11:34 PM (PUmDY)
Collective punishment is forbidden under every system of law worthy of respect, up to and including the Geneva Conevntions.
Collective guilt does not exist. Guilt does not have a magical transitive property that gives us a share of the crimes of others. Guilt can only ever be individual. Punishment can only ever be individual.
The guilty parties are dead. Punishing innocent living people, for the transgressions of the dead, to make restitution to people who are not themselves victims in any rational way, is absurd and monstrous.
This nonsense needs to be rebuked, loudly and constantly.
Not only no, but go fuck yourself with a cactus, Chelsea Handler.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at March 22, 2021 11:34 PM (J+mig)
Um, I don't know of any Nimitz Class carrier that's anything less than about 980 ft. long, or thereabouts? Some all the way to about 1,100 ft. 333 ft. wouldn't even make a WWII Escort Carrier. *submits query to Anna Puma for ajudication*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 22, 2021 11:35 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
Kansas is wishing they had tested positive for covid and been able to leave with their dignity.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * grammar not included, some edjercation required at March 22, 2021 11:35 PM (bYy7V)
Apparently some peoples LIKE living in a third world sh!th0le!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 11:35 PM (87oRe)
Nothing left but electricity.
Or maybe burning cars on the street.
Posted by: King County Building Inspectors
Geez. Do those people realize what that will do to low income people?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2021 11:07 PM (+lVUW)
Probably, but they don't care. Proof? See the CHOP/CHAZ thingy from last year.
Posted by: King County Building Inspectors at March 22, 2021 11:35 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 22, 2021 11:35 PM (aA3+G)
It is 1,000ft long
Posted by: anon2020 at March 22, 2021 11:18 PM (HJjnM)
Damn I knew that seemed short 333 meters 1092 feet
Posted by: banana Dream at March 22, 2021 11:35 PM (QVkJn)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 11:36 PM (87oRe)
Jim, maybe yards not feet?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 11:36 PM (87oRe)
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Cubits.
Posted by: Noah at March 22, 2021 11:37 PM (fLVm1)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 22, 2021 11:35 PM (QzJWU)
Yes, I confused feet and meters. And with that I should probably go to bed.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 22, 2021 11:37 PM (QVkJn)
Posted by: Adriane the OSHA Critic ... at March 22, 2021 11:38 PM (LPnfS)
Everyone in this movie is insane, except the one white guy who just wants to kill all the monsters to save humanity. Which is funny, since every other speaking part in the movie is played by a Woke Diversity Hire.
Sorry, Hollywood, I'm with the "Bad Guy" on this one.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2021 11:38 PM (71oH5)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 11:36 PM (87oRe)
Even worse, meters!
Posted by: Sjg at March 22, 2021 11:39 PM (gDSJf)
This is true. There's very little difference between a person just walking down the middle of the road and a person on a bicycle going down the road. The delta velocity is of the same magnitude. The delta mass is of the same magnitude. Therefore the delta inertia is very similar. The difference in the amount of protection between the two bodies is nearly the same. A walker actually has more degrees of freedom and can change directions much quicker to avoid a car than a bicycle can.
We would never allow people to just walk in the road along with cars but we do with bicycles.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 22, 2021 11:07 PM (QVkJn)
FOUL! Actual science using independent thought processes. Not allowed in the Biden Administration.
One of those many Executive Orders that Senile signed.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2021 11:39 PM (sy5kK)
nuff said
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 22, 2021 11:33 PM (N5Tno)
D
Sadly, I think the Past tense applies here my dear tcn!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 11:39 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: banana Dream
So do rocket scientists, so pay it no mind ...
Posted by: Adriane the OSHA Critic ... at March 22, 2021 11:39 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Noah at March 22, 2021 11:37 PM (fLVm1)
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Was there a pair of Godzillas on Noah's Ark?
Posted by: zmdavid at March 22, 2021 11:39 PM (xqRaG)
I should pit together a dictionary. You guys know this stuff, but a surprising number do not.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 22, 2021 11:41 PM (ZXJxj)
Posted by: Sjg at March 22, 2021 11:39 PM (gDSJf)
Oh right, I forgot, it's science!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 11:41 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Javems at March 22, 2021 11:10 PM (8SSHh)
Did you see a flying pig, too?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2021 11:41 PM (mzC78)
Had PT and I am wrecked, have to tell him to slow it down.
Posted by: Farmer at March 22, 2021 11:41 PM (55Qr6)
Commenters on Uselesstube already blaming "proud Americans" with "assault rifles" as if conservatives are the ones to worry about.
Calumny. Lies. Slander.
I'm so tired of the left defending those who do crimes and accusing those who don't.
Posted by: Jade Sea at March 22, 2021 11:42 PM (c1wmg)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 22, 2021 11:42 PM (PUmDY)
Tonight's fare is left over pasta in red meat sauce.
Red wine or cold micro brews?
Either would work, but I have to make a decision. On a Monday. yuk.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2021 11:44 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 11:45 PM (TIEIK)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 22, 2021 11:21 PM (SchxB)
That's the clean stuff.
Only until it gets a little south of San Diego.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 22, 2021 11:45 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 22, 2021 11:46 PM (ZXJxj)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 22, 2021 11:23 PM (N5Tno)
Ahh.
The good old days.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, shoes on and trying to outrun you at March 22, 2021 11:48 PM (sy5kK)
So I stripped them off and dived in. And then I found out!
Don't you just love that water coming down from Alaska?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 22, 2021 11:21 PM (SchxB)
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Blanco, it's the wind coming down from Alaska, the Pacific current comes from tropical waters and all the way up the West Coast and north.
One of the reasons it seldom snows in western WA/OR.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, amateur meteorologist and oceanographer at March 22, 2021 11:51 PM (sy5kK)
The Clinton years were terrible - and that was merely the dregs of post-Vietnam Dem foreign policy types, with some true lightweight Capitol Hill staff tossed in (because of the shortage of even the former type). Obama era was much worse, of course at the top, but hilariously unfit idiots like Rhodes - or Clinton at State - and sad little third-tier staffers like Ash Carter as SecDef.
Now? Essentially the same deal as Obama years. Same idiotic "ideas" (making Iran the "partner" in the ME?? WTF??), lots of the same non-entities as personnel.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2021 11:51 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Corner Stone at March 22, 2021 11:53 PM (/c+/z)
One of the reasons it seldom snows in western WA/OR.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, amateur meteorologist and oceanographer at March 22, 2021 11:51 PM (sy5kK)
I thought the Japan Current went north from Japanese waters, across the Aleutian chain, and south down the Pacific coast, by which time it has become quite chilly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2021 11:54 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2021 11:54 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2021 11:55 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Cheese Fucker at March 22, 2021 11:33 PM (5ZHS+)
Where have all the good men gone?
Posted by: Cantaloupes at March 22, 2021 11:56 PM (sy5kK)
Wasn't he a famous mexican comic actor?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2021 11:57 PM (mzC78)
I Want to watch that funny Clown Show again!!!!!
You know.
The one with Howdy Doody Biden
and Kamala-Belle the Cow!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Corner Stone at March 22, 2021 11:58 PM (/c+/z)
Posted by: four seasons at March 22, 2021 11:59 PM (PisyI)
Um, I don't know of any Nimitz Class carrier that's anything less than about 980 ft. long, or thereabouts? Some all the way to about 1,100 ft. 333 ft. wouldn't even make a WWII Escort Carrier. *submits query to Anna Puma for ajudication*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 22, 2021 11:35 PM (QzJWU)
Jim. Don't waste Anna Puma's time. Even I know this. Cruised by the USS Lincoln in a boat the last time it was at it's home port in Everett, WA. Holy moly, is that thing big. And I was still 500 yards away, 'cuz I didn't want security to blast me out of the water.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2021 11:59 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 23, 2021 12:00 AM (GMreS)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 23, 2021 12:01 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2021 10:23 PM (r+sAi)
We have a bracket contest throughout the company every year and every year someone that wouldn't know a free throw from a 3 pointer always wins, always!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at March 23, 2021 12:02 AM (rt0xh)
Yes, I confused feet and meters. And with that I should probably go to bed.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 22, 2021 11:37 PM (QVkJn)
Naw, stay here.
Just don't do what much of society seems to be doing these days, confusing a penis for a vagina and vice versa.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 12:03 AM (sy5kK)
Only asking because generally the nuts are known about well in advance, "law enforcement"* has had them on their radar for a long time, and if they legally own the gun, it's because the system has utterly failed due to politix or incompetence (Tucson, TX church, Parkland High School). That is, layers and layers of "gun control" have yielded zero benefit.
* this now must be routinely amended to note that only some laws are enforced, and some not, including situations where there is immediate direct deadly harm to the public, as with cities/states not cooperating with ICE on dangerous illegal alien criminals
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2021 12:04 AM (OTzUX)
Nothing left but electricity.
Or maybe burning cars on the street.
Posted by: King County Building Inspectors
Geez. Do those people realize what that will do to low income people?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2021 11:07 PM (+lVUW)
Probably, but they don't care. Proof? See the CHOP/CHAZ thingy from last year.
Posted by: King County Building Inspectors at March 22, 2021 11:35 PM (sy5kK)
They most certainly do know what it will do, and they're slobbering all over each other in anticipation for it.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 23, 2021 12:04 AM (b8eqQ)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 23, 2021 12:01 AM (UUBmN)
JUST LIKE THERE WERE THE MOST UNDER OBAMA-BIDEN.
DEMS - Never let a twisted craving for a power go to waste.
Posted by: Corner Stone at March 23, 2021 12:05 AM (/c+/z)
Posted by: vivi at March 23, 2021 12:05 AM (USW1s)
Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2021 12:05 AM (PisyI)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2021 12:05 AM (OTzUX)
Saw a report of him having a long gun. Don't know if he had multiple weapons. Weird thing is no mention of any wounded.
Posted by: Meremortal at March 23, 2021 12:07 AM (Bwqq4)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2021 11:07 PM (+lVUW)
Probably, but they don't care. Proof? See the CHOP/CHAZ thingy from last year.
Posted by: King County Building Inspectors at March 22, 2021 11:35 PM (sy5kK)
I don't care, either. I care about what it will do to people in general. This business of worrying first and foremost about "the poor" is bogus, IMO, and is used to justify all sorts of unjustifiable policies.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 12:09 AM (YqDXo)
One of the reasons it seldom snows in western WA/OR.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, amateur meteorologist and oceanographer at March 22, 2021 11:51 PM (sy5kK)
I thought the Japan Current went north from Japanese waters, across the Aleutian chain, and south down the Pacific coast, by which time it has become quite chilly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2021 11:54 PM (mzC7
397 LCD actually I think the predominant current is the Japan Current, which arcs through the north Pacific and brings the cold water south - that's why west coast North America has no warm water. .......
Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2021 11:54 PM (OTzUX)
398 AOP, think you're correct, you beat me by a second there.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2021 11:55 PM (OTzUX)
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I said I was an amateur.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 12:10 AM (sy5kK)
* this now must be routinely amended to note that only some laws are enforced, and some not, including situations where there is immediate direct deadly harm to the public, ...
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2021 12:04 AM (OTzUX)
Oh, we're talking about federal and state election laws again?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 12:12 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2021 11:54 PM (mzC7
397 LCD actually I think the predominant current is the Japan Current, which arcs through the north Pacific and brings the cold water south - that's why west coast North America has no warm water. .......
Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2021 11:54 PM (OTzUX)
Wonder no longer: https://earth.nullschool.net/
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 12:15 AM (YqDXo)
Posted by: azjaeger at March 23, 2021 12:16 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2021 12:05 AM (PisyI)
I didn't want to watch the videos this afternoon. Did anyone catch what the shooter looked like?
If the cone of silence continues by tomorrow, the smart money will bet on the shooter was a member of a protected, to be worshiped sub-group.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 12:16 AM (sy5kK)
But I'm damn sure looking forward to a pizza in Little Italy, on India St. Nom!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 23, 2021 12:17 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 12:15 AM (YqDXo)
That is winds, right? Because if it is currents, it has the Gulf Stream backwards.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2021 12:18 AM (mzC78)
Anything other than that IS a distraction and a waste of tax-payer money.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2021 12:24 AM (FfKV0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2021 12:18 AM (mzC7
and somebody pulled the plug in TX
Posted by: a dude in MI at March 23, 2021 12:24 AM (+I6Y/)
If the cone of silence continues by tomorrow, the smart money will bet on the shooter was a member of a protected, to be worshiped sub-group.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 12:16 AM (sy5kK)
Bird has already flown IMO. This many hours later, and a total ID blackout?
Bet his social media stuff is in the process of being scrubbed.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2021 12:25 AM (oHd/0)
I've only seen a photo of the guy in his underwear who the police had handcuffed. Not sure if he is the shooter.
Our daughter, son-in-law and two grandchildren live there. We had a nerve-wracking time until we heard from them. We were blessed.
Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2021 12:25 AM (PisyI)
Heavy heart with ten families and friends who lost their loved ones today.
Our office sits on a main thoroughfare through central Boulder County. Two weeks ago there was a false alarm at the high school and we watched every surrounding jurisdiction respond. We learned it was a mistaken report.
This afternoon was different. The surrounding jurisdictions were driving at 100mph!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 23, 2021 12:26 AM (GubdN)
Our daughter, son-in-law and two grandchildren live there. We had a nerve-wracking time until we heard from them. We were blessed.
Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2021 12:25 AM (PisyI)
Was the shooter wearing 7 masks, by any chance?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2021 12:27 AM (mzC78)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 22, 2021 11:35 PM (QzJWU)
My old LPH was over 600 Ft. Long. Hell, my Spruance class Destroyer was 563 ft long.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2021 12:28 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 12:15 AM
Cool! I could play with that all night...
Posted by: Zettai at March 23, 2021 12:28 AM (/amDt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2021 12:18 AM
One's got to click on the menu -- all sorts of display options there...
Posted by: Zettai at March 23, 2021 12:29 AM (/amDt)
Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2021 12:31 AM (PisyI)
Women. Being all loving and caring and stuff.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 23, 2021 12:32 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2021 12:31 AM (PisyI)
I will admit, I sometimes wear underwear in a store.
Sometimes not.
but I do wear pants.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2021 12:32 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2021 12:34 AM (PisyI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2021 12:34 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2021 11:51 PM (OTzUX)
Although it will be in practice, I take exception to "idiotic".
It's self-dealing, which is more aptly described as corrupt.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2021 12:35 AM (uEbPt)
Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2021 12:25 AM (PisyI)
Glad to hear your family was clear of any violence.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 12:35 AM (sy5kK)
The person arrested appeared to be a stocky white male, middle-aged, hair and full beard appeared to be brown.
Posted by: Meremortal at March 23, 2021 12:36 AM (Bwqq4)
Posted by: Baldy at March 23, 2021 12:36 AM (OLCH5)
A Nimitz class carrier has a length of 1,092ft.
The Big E still is the biggest carrier at 1,123ft.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2021 12:37 AM (FfKV0)
Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2021 12:38 AM (PisyI)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 23, 2021 12:39 AM (GubdN)
Posted by: Zettai at March 23, 2021 12:40 AM (/amDt)
Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2021 12:40 AM (PisyI)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 23, 2021 12:39 AM (GubdN)
Maybe Polis is lookining for some strange?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2021 12:40 AM (mzC78)
And it's very strange, I've seen no reports of any wounded survivors.
Posted by: Meremortal at March 23, 2021 12:41 AM (Bwqq4)
Instead, take it out on any Democrat.
Anywhere.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 12:42 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2021 12:42 AM (FfKV0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2021 12:18 AM (mzC7
No. Click on the lower LH corner. You can get currents, winds, pressure, temperature, relative humidity, etc.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 12:43 AM (YqDXo)
Take the back roads and never get trapped in front of a camera, okay?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 23, 2021 12:43 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Zettai at March 23, 2021 12:28 AM (/amDt)
Yeah, I love it too!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 12:45 AM (YqDXo)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 23, 2021 12:45 AM (GubdN)
AOP, you nailed it on the currents.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 23, 2021 12:45 AM (SchxB)
So Senile Biden is spending over $90 million of tax money putting up non-citizen migrants in hotels who are illegally crossing over the border instead.
Homeless don't even get a ham sandwich.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 12:45 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Meremortal at March 23, 2021 12:47 AM (Bwqq4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2021 12:42 AM (FfKV0)
Well, I went to heavy.com, which usually has a good summary of all known facts in such instances, and learned there is a white male in custody, and that one of the victims was a cop.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2021 12:48 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Zettai at March 23, 2021 12:49 AM (/amDt)
Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2021 12:38 AM (PisyI)
A gun was involved.
That's enough to convict any and all conservatives.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 12:49 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 12:45 AM (sy5kK)
Look at it this way: they're getting what they've earned.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 12:49 AM (YqDXo)
Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2021 12:50 AM (PisyI)
First, there was nothing, then it blew up. (It's been pretty sketchy ever since).
Posted by: Common Tater at March 23, 2021 12:53 AM (ZXJxj)
No details on capture/surrender of suspect. Was seen in cuffs and bleeding from leg, appeared to be cuts but that's a guess. He was walking on it. Taken to hospital.
Posted by: Meremortal at March 23, 2021 12:54 AM (Bwqq4)
Anna.....we know
1) A shooting happened at King Soopers (Kroger) on Table Mesa today
2) A Boulder police officer was killed
3) King polis is a polesucker
Ok that last on might not have been a media report, just a WDS one
Seriously.......conflicting reports about fatalities and injuries nor anything about the murderer
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 23, 2021 12:55 AM (GubdN)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 23, 2021 12:55 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2021 12:57 AM (FfKV0)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 12:45 AM (sy5kK)
Look at it this way: they're getting what they've earned.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 12:49 AM (YqDXo)
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Not disagreeing, at all.
What did those illegal migrants earn?
Help me out here.
And no, I don't think the homeless should get free hotel rooms, either.
I don't have a problem with homeless Americans getting a free meal.
I do have a problem with foreigners illegally getting free hotel rooms and 3 squares a day. And free access to medical care.
Sorry if I came out strong, I am sick and tired of the lies and theft of these fucking traitors who stole the power structure of America and giving a massive amount of our treasure away while telling us that it is raining, when they are really just peeing on our heads.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 01:00 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2021 01:01 AM (PisyI)
First, there was nothing, then it blew up. (It's been pretty sketchy ever since).
Posted by: Common Tater at March 23, 2021 12:53 AM (ZXJxj)
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This is starting to stink like the Las Vegas shootings.
I'm sure the EFF BEE EYE will solve it all for us.
/sarc
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 01:03 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2021 01:04 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2021 01:05 AM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 23, 2021 01:05 AM (icI8A)
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Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 23, 2021 01:05 AM (26uHx)
Smells like rat piss to me.
Oh, did I say rat piss?
I meant EFF BEE EYE management.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 01:06 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 23, 2021 01:06 AM (ZXJxj)
Posted by: AnnaS at March 23, 2021 01:08 AM (l4l/z)
That is the official reporting.
Prayers for the victims.
What I heard is the guy has a criminal history and was prohibited from owning firearms.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 23, 2021 01:08 AM (rNkVX)
They really think the JCPOA was working and could work. There's been a non-stop and stupefyingly idiotic "debate" going on since Trump got in about it from these people, often engaged (far too politely, which is a real problem now) by more serious people.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2021 01:08 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2021 01:09 AM (mzC78)
That's incorrect, there was a 2 hour video posted by a guy who walked right into the scene. Showed people lying in the street and one lying inside the mall. Then the guy filmed the complete police response.
Posted by: Meremortal at March 23, 2021 01:10 AM (Bwqq4)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 23, 2021 01:12 AM (ZXJxj)
Posted by: Meremortal at March 23, 2021 01:12 AM (Bwqq4)
The "maximum pressure policy" was working, had a decent chance of "maximum" success (regime collapse) if continued. Which it won't be, now.
This is incompetence directly resulting in damage, and irretrievable. Just as with incompetence/deliberate sabotage in other areas, such as mass illegal migration. It is silly to pretend that any meaningful number of the fake asylum cases and UACs and or outright fence-jumpers now being facilitated into the US will *ever* be liable to deportation, or even that their cases will be adjudicated. They're in, period.
Same for the, likely, 100s of thousands yet to come the next 4 years. The metaphor of the ratchet is not an idle on many, many important matters here.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2021 01:13 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2021 01:08 AM (OTzUX)
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Hey don't blame the rest of the blog for what I think.
IMO, Iran was/is ally of the Bambi administration and any and all dealings with them were a means toward that end. They believe in "peace" and the "ideals" they profess like I believe in the Tooth Fairy. At best the jet pallets of cash was money laundering back into their own hands, with a hefty cut included for Iran.
BTW, I don't base my opinion on the pallets of cash - my opinion would have *and did* predict the pallets of cash.
People who want to implement idiotic ideas generally end up in middle management. The self-dealers make it all the way to the top. You and I are allowed to disagree - and on this one we do. Bigly.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2021 01:15 AM (uEbPt)
That's incorrect, there was a 2 hour video posted by a guy who walked right into the scene. Showed people lying in the street and one lying inside the mall. Then the guy filmed the complete police response.
Posted by: Meremortal at March 23, 2021 01:10 AM (Bwqq4)
Thx, I wasn't aware of that. Link or website? And none of the other hundreds of people thought to take out their phone and start videoing?
I have nearly zero trust in government entities these days.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 01:16 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2021 01:16 AM (OTzUX)
AOP.........that "looks" like the guy they pulled out in handcuffs. Again, why didn't they blow his brains out? Oh wait......it's Boulder they kindly assisted him to the ambulance.....spit
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 23, 2021 01:17 AM (GubdN)
Right about now, then, absolutely fucking NOBODY believes any of their shit. Nobody.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 23, 2021 01:18 AM (ZXJxj)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2021 01:19 AM (OTzUX)
I wonder if there were any CCP holders in the supermarket crowd?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2021 01:19 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 23, 2021 01:20 AM (BMmaB)
The "maximum pressure policy" was working, had a decent chance of "maximum" success (regime collapse) if continued. Which it won't be, now.
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The Biden Administration. Protecting Iran mullah 11th century government, while sending government cops to harass and arrest American citizens of good standing for an organized peaceful protest.
Never Forget.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 01:21 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 23, 2021 01:17 AM (GubdN)
Westy, I'd happily strap the creep in the chair, and throw the switch myself, but it would be prudent to interrogate the perp, uh, vigorously first, to try to ascertain if he had accomplices, orwas part of a group.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2021 01:22 AM (mzC78)
Another report (CNN, ugh): Weapon "looked like an AR-15 style rifle". Police referred to it as a patrol rifle, whatever that is.
Posted by: Meremortal at March 23, 2021 01:24 AM (Bwqq4)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 23, 2021 01:26 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 01:26 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2021 01:19 AM (OTzUX)
I will admit I generalized, but please note nowhere did I say *only* self-dealers make it to the top.
I don't have special insider knowledge like you. My observations OTOH rarely steer me in the wrong direction. For example, I had Ofuckstick and his administration pegged from first seeing him in mid 2007. Nothing they did or did not do surprised me in any way.
BTW, you haven't shown me where I'm wrong, only told.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2021 01:27 AM (uEbPt)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 01:26 AM (sy5kK)
Just suppose, for the sake of argument, that shooter is a member of a crazy-ass cult, which demands that its initiates go out and murder some random civvies before they can be a "made" member. Killing perp on the spot might allow for a second perp to spring up elsewhere.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2021 01:30 AM (mzC78)
Hordely Nominations for High Office: Weasel, ATF Director. AtC, Attorney General. AOP, Secty Transportation. Mike Rowe (honorary Moron), Sectry Labor. Publius, Secty Agriculture. ACE, Chief of Staff. (note: I'd also give Publius a sub-portfolio as to NSA and *OUR* data security!)
What'd be YOUR nominations, Horde?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 23, 2021 01:30 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 23, 2021 01:32 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Sexy Texas Neanderthal at March 23, 2021 01:33 AM (SRRAx)
Another report (CNN, ugh): Weapon "looked like an AR-15 style rifle". Police referred to it as a patrol rifle, whatever that is.
Posted by: Meremortal at March 23, 2021 01:24 AM (Bwqq4)
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I asked a question. Haven't seen the videos or were aware of them. A few hours ago when I did a quick search, I only saw a bunch of police cars surrounding the Mall. The live TV feed here earlier today. Others have corrected me.
Really don't need a cheap shot thrown at me though.
Is that how you normally roll? Or do you work for the FBI?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 01:33 AM (sy5kK)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 23, 2021 01:30 AM (QzJWU)
Lemmesee...
Jim, SND, Defense Secretary; Muldoon, Surgeon General and Poet Laureate; CBD, White House chef?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2021 01:35 AM (mzC78)
Cyclists reduce me to snarling homicidal maniac, basically. Blithering idiots wearing their spandex suits, stupid looking helmets, and assholish demeanor. They're iding 3 or 4 abreast blocking traffic, and have an attitude that they own the road, you wait on us. And trendy local politicians reinforce that attitude by passing laws to favor them.
You want to ride on the road, assholes? Then you'll get a tag and insurance, and preferably have to staple that damned tag on your candied ass which you go around with hiked up.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2021 01:36 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Zettai at March 23, 2021 12:28 AM (/amDt)
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that's what she said....
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at March 23, 2021 01:37 AM (qd+vn)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 23, 2021 01:32 AM (BMmaB)
Maybe he never voted, but was his vote "harvested" by the Democrats?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2021 01:37 AM (mzC78)
Honored, sir, and thanks. But I'd have to decline the SecDef job, as I'd be hilariously underqualified to hold that august position. We've got some far more experienced fire-eater .mil types in the Horde who'd be far more able that me. That said? I'd happily take on an Undersecretary Def portfolio, in an advisory or specialty category in which I'd have actual expertise. Give me a License to Purge, and I swear I'd work myself to death to rid the .mil of every last trace of SJW it's taken on since the Obummer years.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 23, 2021 01:40 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 23, 2021 01:41 AM (BMmaB)
I think the last competent foreign policy bunch we had was GHWB. They weren't great or even really good, mind you, just competent and not blithering idiots. Sort of the last of the WWII bunch (or those who learned at their knee) who actually knew how the world worked.
Starting with Clinton, it just got worse and worse and here we are now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2021 01:43 AM (Mzdiz)
I would be all for the murderer going out in a body bag, but they frown on that if he was surrendering.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 23, 2021 01:43 AM (rNkVX)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TXPosted by: Jim at March 23, 2021 01:30 AM (QzJWU)
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redc1c4 SecDef AND SecState
SMH Sec Army
Resident 3v1L Head of VA
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at March 23, 2021 01:49 AM (qd+vn)
But I think the Zags got this. And Mark Few, Gonzaga coach, is someone all you morons would enjoy.
Posted by: dwagyak at March 23, 2021 01:50 AM (xhhgN)
Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2021 01:50 AM (mzC78)
What'd be YOUR nominations, Horde?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 23, 2021 01:30 AM (QzJWU)
Secretary of Defense Weasel.
And Mike Rowe, honorary Moron, is a very nice touch, Jim.
Wished I would of thought of that!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 01:50 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at March 23, 2021 01:54 AM (qd+vn)
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at March 23, 2021 01:56 AM (qd+vn)
I'll volunteer for Sec. of Transportation. My mission will be to eradicate spandex-wearing, hiked-ass sissy cyclists from the face of the earth.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2021 01:57 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at March 23, 2021 01:58 AM (qd+vn)
I'd seriously make AlexTheChick Attorney General.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2021 01:59 AM (Mzdiz)
But I think the Zags got this. And Mark Few, Gonzaga coach, is someone all you morons would enjoy.
Posted by: dwagyak at March 23, 2021 01:50 AM (xhhgN)
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As a Husky from the left side of the mountains, I've been following Mark Few for decades now. Shaking my head why my alma mater, with zillions more in resources, can't find someone that good to coach their BB team.
So, I've just given up and become a fan from the wetside.
My blood pressure sure thinks it is a good idea.
And yes, my money is on the Zags (not gonZOGa, dammit!) to do what no team or coach has done since Bobby Knight and Indiana did in 1976.
And oh yeah, dwagyak, Few would fit right in at any MoMe.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 01:59 AM (sy5kK)
Color me shocked.
Posted by: Al Bundy at March 23, 2021 02:00 AM (Z7toj)
basically.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2021 01:36 AM (Mzdiz)
He's never tried to take one out while I was in the truck.
You don't even have spittle-flecked lips, darling.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at March 23, 2021 02:01 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 02:03 AM (sy5kK)
Which displaced the *women* movement, who only a couple short years ago were the idol of the moment.
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Yes, just as the Asian hate phenomenon has appeared. I pay little attn to the media outlets, so what comes thru to me always feels planned.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 23, 2021 02:06 AM (IDhUW)
I think the last competent foreign policy bunch we had was GHWB. They weren't great or even really good, mind you, just competent and not blithering idiots. Sort of the last of the WWII bunch (or those who learned at their knee) who actually knew how the world worked.
Starting with Clinton, it just got worse and worse and here we are now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2021 01:43 AM (Mzdiz)
publius, didn't you get the memo? Competence is racissss.... or some such chit. Don't worry, I don't understand it either.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 02:07 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 23, 2021 02:07 AM (GubdN)
You don't even have spittle-flecked lips, darling.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at March 23, 2021 02:01 AM (Mzdiz)
around you, Miley, he is always on his best behavior.
Or so he claims.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, just stirring chit up at March 23, 2021 02:08 AM (sy5kK)
Thanks on the info on AL Webber, MisHum, I will look into those tomorrow. "All I ask of you" is a beautiful song. What is the right descriptor? Slightly ironic?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 23, 2021 02:09 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: dwagyak at March 23, 2021 02:09 AM (xhhgN)
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I agree with this stmt; however, the gvt schools and other social institutions have been pushing collective guilt over personal responsibility for a long time.
There is institutional racism, but not in the sense that it is used. Gvt institutions have been pushing division in many ways for a long time.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 23, 2021 02:13 AM (IDhUW)
Which displaced the *women* movement, who only a couple short years ago were the idol of the moment.
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Yes, just as the Asian hate phenomenon has appeared. I pay little attn to the media outlets, so what comes thru to me always feels planned.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 23, 2021 02:06 AM (IDhUW)
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I think it was originally planned and executed when "clean" (Joe Biden's words, not mine) Obama became President. But the Global and local Left has gotten so much, while spending so little, they are giddy, power drunk.
And now, with the world's reserve currency on the brink of failure, nobody in the press willing to tell the truth about daily major issues (even go along with their line of bs), and the CCP and their local American proxies the Democrats stealing a national election, they don't know what to do with their good fortune.
But soon they will, and it will be very, very ugly. For all of us, unless your name is Bezos or Gates.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, just stirring chit up at March 23, 2021 02:17 AM (sy5kK)
Women. Being all loving and caring and stuff.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 23, 2021 12:32 AM
Prayers up, Pug. Lost my dad in '19... Good that you're able to be there for your mom.
Yes, she needs you!
God bless
Posted by: JQ at March 23, 2021 02:17 AM (09wCi)
Anything other than that IS a distraction and a waste of tax-payer money.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2021 12:24 AM (FfKV0)
I nominate Anna Puma to head our military.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 23, 2021 02:19 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 23, 2021 02:20 AM (WGara)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, just stirring chit up at March 23, 2021 02:17 AM (sy5kK)
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Oh, and don't misunderstand me. I have no problem with people succeeding at legitimate business and getting filthy rich.
I do have a problem when those people turn on the values of the country that provided the opportunity for that wealth.
And then turn on the people of that country, using that wealth.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, not just stirring chit up any more, rather dead serious at March 23, 2021 02:20 AM (sy5kK)
First, there was nothing, then it blew up. (It's been pretty sketchy ever since).
Posted by: Common Tater at March 23, 2021 12:53 AM (ZXJxj)
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This is starting to stink like the Las Vegas shootings.
I'm sure the EFF BEE EYE will solve it all for us.
/sarc
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 01:03 AM (sy5kK)
Yep, the Agency that needs to be disbanded was likely involved in some way.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 23, 2021 02:20 AM (IDhUW)
This, absolutely ellipsis
Which is why they go into orbit if you call them the Democrat Party instead of "Democratic", and thus why one always should.
It is a deliberate confusion of small d and big d (even though we are a republic, or used to be)
Posted by: barbarausa at March 23, 2021 02:23 AM (W7IZQ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 23, 2021 02:20 AM (WGara)
And like the military that have their own bands, the Secretary of Irony would have the Concertina as the official instrument.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, breaking out in song at March 23, 2021 02:23 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, breaking out in song at March 23, 2021 02:23 AM (sy5kK)
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Woohoo! I'm there!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 23, 2021 02:25 AM (WGara)
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I agree with this stmt; however, the gvt schools and other social institutions have been pushing collective guilt over personal responsibility for a long time.
There is institutional racism, but not in the sense that it is used. Gvt institutions have been pushing division in many ways for a long time.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 23, 2021 02:13 AM (IDhUW)
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No, no, no.
You need to take our courses and get a Degree in Victimology. And best to minor in 1619 Racism.
We will set you straight.
Posted by: Progressive Universities, which is nearly all of them at March 23, 2021 02:28 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 23, 2021 02:29 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: mikeski at March 23, 2021 02:32 AM (P1f+c)
No, no, no.
You need to take our courses and get a Degree in Victimology. And best to minor in 1619 Racism.
We will set you straight.
Posted by: Progressive Universities, which is nearly all of them at March 23, 2021 02:28 AM (sy5kK)
I know this is your goal and why you should be destroyed, because you are destroying our future by brainwashing our children. Your lies are lies no matter how loud or how often you repeat them.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 23, 2021 02:33 AM (IDhUW)
The Elliot Page pics are just sad. Mental illness that is affecting the body.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 23, 2021 02:36 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at March 23, 2021 01:56 AM (qd+vn)
Yes. I miss the DOOM thread. I can only imagine what he would be writing now.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 23, 2021 02:39 AM (IDhUW)
Isn't *it* simply pathetic? Ugly, no matter which sex it might claim to be. Ugh.
I wouldn't want my picture on Time's cover, if I looked like that!
Posted by: JQ at March 23, 2021 02:40 AM (09wCi)
Mom moved back to earshot of her 4 sons, now with families.
Lost Mom in Nov '19, a slow physical bunch of issues, but she was mentally sharp to the end. You're situation is even more difficult and I pray for your peace.
When the hospital called and said Mom is fading, all 4 of her boys dropped what they were doing, 2 of the 3 remaining wives did too, as well as 4 of her 6 grandchildren. She was out of it, but I could tell she knew we were all there, when I got there and said "hi Mom, it's LeftCoast", I held her hand and she squeezed it.
For about 3 hours we sat in her room. The talking between us kept increasing as people arrived. I sat next to her. I engaged in the many conversations and then a while later looked at Mom. She had passed.
I to this day think that is exactly what she asked for and God made happen.
Mom always had this special inside thing with God. God never failed her.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 02:41 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 23, 2021 02:41 AM (IDhUW)
Isn't *it* simply pathetic?
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Yes, horribly unhealthy looking, not something to be mimicked nor applauded.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 23, 2021 02:43 AM (IDhUW)
All that's old is new again!
I'm sure GEOTUS managed to postpone a few of Monty's predictions, so might be useful to review.
Posted by: JQ at March 23, 2021 02:46 AM (09wCi)
Time to sign off? Anybody want to play?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 23, 2021 02:41 AM (IDhUW)
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I'm typin' as fast as I can, Captain!!
Posted by: LeftCoast "Scotty" Dawg at March 23, 2021 02:47 AM (sy5kK)
I to this day think that is exactly what she asked for and God made happen.
Mom always had this special inside thing with God. God never failed her.
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LCD, what a lovely story. A blessing for your mom and all your family.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 23, 2021 02:47 AM (IDhUW)
Maybe 10 years old or more, IDK.
I saw it last week.
Immediately, I thought, "with a full head of hair like that, how could that guy complain about anything?"
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, vaguely remembering what a full head of hair was at March 23, 2021 02:51 AM (sy5kK)
I do have extensive dead tree libraries that could be put to good use.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 23, 2021 02:53 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 23, 2021 02:54 AM (IDhUW)
We got the call that he had only little time left; spent an hour or two until the nurses had to turn and clean him up... so we stepped out for supper.
He passed while we were away. I think he wanted it that way, or at least I hope so. Sometimes feel guilty that I wasn't there when he passed.
Posted by: JQ at March 23, 2021 02:56 AM (09wCi)
May we as a nation return back to God, and find rest in Him.
Peace
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 23, 2021 02:56 AM (IDhUW)
I do have extensive dead tree libraries that could be put to good use.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 23, 2021 02:53 AM (IDhUW)
What I think about from time to time is how we are all digital now, instead of physical with books, pictures, etc. and what that means for the future people.
One can always pick up a book, no matter how old. A zillion years from now, they can just go back and analyze it like we today analyze hieroglyphics from olden times.
But without a computer, how will people read what is on a hard or thumb drive?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 02:58 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 23, 2021 03:01 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 23, 2021 02:54 AM (IDhUW)
Until Uncle Jay pulls his head out of his ass (I know, I know) it's tough.
Although there were recent rumbling a few days ago of a second Secret, Underground MoMe in Frenchman's Coolee again, just past the Gorge Amphitheater. I think they said June.
But it was like a middle management meeting with people writing down their ideas on the white board. Don't buy that non-refundable ticket quite yet.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 03:03 AM (sy5kK)
We all die alone.
God says we are all unique.
And he means it.
Of course we knew that fingerprints, and now DNA are unique, but I read not long ago where no two sets of ears are identical.
Trust in God.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2021 03:07 AM (sy5kK)
As I was talking earlier today, it's not just the Fed. Just reading, the ECB had to step its own bond "buying" (monetizing Euro govt. debt) to keep their own yields from rising.
Real yields on govt. debt have been negative. Ts have been pulling negative for about a year. Only the 30 yr is slightly positive real yield. The market is trying to make yields go up.
As the ECB action demonstrates, central banks the world over cannot let yield rise, or they destroy their governments.
The Fed will do the same here, if they admit it or not.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2021 03:13 AM (Mzdiz)
At Seymour Johnson Air Force Base
Bart Simpson is naming military bases, now?
Posted by: mikeski at March 23, 2021 02:32 AM (P1f+c)
Can Seymour Butz NAS be far behind?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2021 03:15 AM (pNxlR)
The entire world has gone on a money printing, debt binge the likes of which has never been seen in history. It's not just one country or even region, but the whole damn world.
This is not going to end well at all. If society survives, and some semblance of some orderly society rises out of the ashes, our "leaders" are going to be looked at with a contempt unfathomable. These are truly stupid, evil men.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2021 03:15 AM (Mzdiz)
Truth or satire? Billions In Damages As Military Allows Women To Park The Tanks H/T redc1c4
*wherein Mis Hum guarandamntees that SMH appears on tonight's ONT, probably wielding a flamethrower she borrowed from AtC*
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2021 03:17 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2021 03:19 AM (F0YaR)
... tick ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2021 03:27 AM (pNxlR)
... tock ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2021 03:27 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2021 03:33 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2021 03:35 AM (ynpvh)
As Coroner I must aver,
I thoroughly examined her.
And she's not only merely dead,
she's really most sincerely dead.
That character's headgear rocked ...
https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/theerant/
he-s-really-most-sincerely-t30072.html
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2021 03:46 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2021 03:59 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 23, 2021 04:03 AM (xy43c)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 23, 2021 04:05 AM (xy43c)
I gotta say, the crew was working their asses off, the chicken was flowing oh yeah, sign-o-the-times.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2021 04:13 AM (F0YaR)
In Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel:
"Gov. Tony Evers on Monday defended health officials who in the last two weeks attributed nearly 1,000 more COVID-19 deaths to long-term care facilities after those people had been marked for months as having died in an "unknown" housing setting."
Jerk.
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 23, 2021 04:18 AM (xy43c)
Wisconsin has had 0 last two days, but single digits to teens last few weeks.
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2021 04:30 AM (Cxk7w)
Come on July 1!
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2021 04:33 AM (Cxk7w)
Vaccinations of about 15% ( most of those seniors)
That's not making the headlines.
And I see more masks lately than not. People are still afraid.
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 23, 2021 04:36 AM (xy43c)
Posted by: Twitter Trends at March 23, 2021 04:36 AM (GtG/j)
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 23, 2021 04:37 AM (GtG/j)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2021 04:43 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at March 23, 2021 04:45 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2021 04:49 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 23, 2021 04:36 AM (xy43c)
I've been lucky in this pseudo-pandemic, since I don't have a job and I live in SC. I doubt I've worn a mask more than a dozen times (and then, it's my Ladyl Fake Mask). The key is ignoring the signage and assuming the establishment isn't going to be insistent.
On those few occasions when I have to put it on, I always say "You know this is all a lie, right?"
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at March 23, 2021 04:52 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at March 23, 2021 04:52 AM (Mzdiz)
I don't wear one at work. And only when I take mom to dr.appts. (or my own appts.) Or where they are obnoxious about enforcing it. And then it's done half-assed so i can breathe
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 23, 2021 04:58 AM (xy43c)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2021 04:58 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 23, 2021 04:59 AM (xy43c)
Posted by: JT at March 23, 2021 05:00 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at March 23, 2021 05:01 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at March 23, 2021 05:02 AM (Mzdiz)
Yesterday barely wore a mask, only going into old bathroom as it is a district Court building.
Today it won't happen.
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2021 05:11 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 23, 2021 05:25 AM (lmikk)
20 best tweets from Bad Blue
Couple pictures from Project Veritas of border situation and from David Webb " Elect a clown, expect a circus, it isn't that complicated folks"
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2021 05:25 AM (Cxk7w)
Getting greener every day.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 23, 2021 05:26 AM (2BZBZ)
Have a great day horde
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2021 05:27 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: JT at March 23, 2021 05:31 AM (arJlL)
I engaged the security guard in a bit of conversation. I told him that the "6 foot rule" was Bull,and there was no scientific evidence to support such an edict. While obeying it. I also mentioned that the CDC was admitting that fact, and that local school districts had reduced the distance to 3 feet for students. I told him to "look it up". Facts are a stubborn thing, I said.
He asked if I served in the Vietnam War. I said no, and I didn't see that relevance to my comments.
Hearts and Minds, people, with an emphasis on minds. This will be over sooner than you think. The People are getting tired of the BS, as worldwide demonstrations indicate, and the Wall will not hold for much longer.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2021 05:31 AM (F0YaR)
***
All while deaths are virtually non-existent.
Charlotte, NC, popuation 1M+, 18 deaths with COVIDs over the last 14 days. NC, population 11M, 327 (three hundred twenty seven) deaths with COVID over the last 14 days.
Check your own states/counties here:
covid19.biglocalnews.org/county-maps/
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 23, 2021 05:32 AM (bm04m)
To say I am not a morning person is an understatement.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 23, 2021 05:33 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: G'rump928
Good luck on the surgery.
Just think how good that first cup will taste afterwards.
Posted by: Bruce at March 23, 2021 05:38 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 23, 2021 05:40 AM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 23, 2021 05:33 AM (yQpMk)
Surgical rules blows Biden chunks. But surgeons/Aneth dudes are deathly afraid you will puke and ruin their day, because it happens a few times per 1000 surgeries.
Welcome to the risk free world.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2021 05:41 AM (F0YaR)
No input from any other elected members. Claims it's based on "science". Won't let anyone see the "science"
Posted by: Bruce at March 23, 2021 05:45 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 23, 2021 05:45 AM (2BZBZ)
My wife is bound and determined to get me some kind of vaccine though. I told her not to worry, she says she's worried.
Posted by: Bruce at March 23, 2021 05:47 AM (vd8XM)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 23, 2021 05:48 AM (nbj1Q)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict
I wonder if they don't want a wild card messing with things like BP.
Posted by: Bruce at March 23, 2021 05:48 AM (vd8XM)
And for the people of Christian faith, here's a reflection on a passage called "Mosaic" on trusting God with the broken pieces of our lives. It's by a woman from the great state of KS, who went to see a mosaic in the great state of MO. I wonder if Salty Dog or Jewells have seen this mosaic?
https://www.upperroom.org/devotionals/en-2021-03-23
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2021 05:49 AM (VP4Cd)
from the rabbi's daughter at the International Association of Christians and Jews:
https://tinyurl.com/4f2xxf3b
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2021 05:53 AM (VP4Cd)
That's for movi-PREP, aka the ass checkin'. For surgery, they generally restrict you from ingesting ANYTHING. Don't ask me how I know. For 16 fucking hours, not even an ice chip...
Not that I'm bitter or anything.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2021 05:54 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Yahoo News at March 23, 2021 05:55 AM (uLohi)
Posted by: Only Context at March 23, 2021 05:55 AM (QZ/dC)
I particularly like the one from the Bandlands of SD:
https://www.reddit.com/r/EarthPorn/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2021 05:57 AM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Only Context
And the peloton gets mad when you do pass them in an area that is okay to pass.
You're doing 30 in a 55. I'm gonna pass
Posted by: Bruce at March 23, 2021 05:57 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Only Context at March 23, 2021 05:58 AM (QZ/dC)
Posted by: Only Context
I'd be more willing to get the shot if it meant I could stop wearing the mask.
So I guess the shot does nothing
Posted by: Bruce at March 23, 2021 06:01 AM (vd8XM)
So I guess the shot does nothing
Posted by: Bruce at March 23, 2021 06:01 AM
Getting my second dose this Friday and fauci says I can step down to wearing two masks instead of three after that.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 23, 2021 06:05 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
You forgot Miklos as WH press secretary.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * grammar not included, some edjercation required at March 23, 2021 06:09 AM (LUK5V)
Posted by: Colin at March 23, 2021 06:10 AM (uLohi)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2021 06:14 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2021 05:49 AM (VP4Cd).
Thanks for posting that, really great devotional.
Posted by: Spypeach at March 23, 2021 06:14 AM (Up/Jb)
https://tinyurl.com/56acs3fy
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2021 06:15 AM (VP4Cd)
*
You have your science backwards. Fauci believes it is safe to reduce your masks from 2 to 3 because the virus is "thinking" and anything less than 3 masks won't keep vaccinated granny safe.
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 23, 2021 06:15 AM (TIEIK)
You are most welcome; I'd glad it was meaningful. I liked it too.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2021 06:15 AM (VP4Cd)
I have not seen it. I've seen the paintings in the KS State Capital, but not that.
Something to look forward to.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2021 06:17 AM (u82oZ)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2021 06:17 AM (u82oZ)
And you can see daily changes in mask wearing taking place.
Each day, fewer folk are wearing them, as well as more and more of them that do wear them doing the below the nose thing.
Yeh, it's a growing rebellion.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2021 06:17 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2021 06:18 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2021 06:18 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2021 06:19 AM (EZebt)
It's also puzzling that there were zero wounded. I'm not a conspiracy type, just saying 10 dead with zero wounded is pretty damn amazing.
Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 23, 2021 06:20 AM (TIEIK)
I'm bringing a 2 pound bag of corn nuts on the plane and eat them one at a time. Oh and sky waitress....bring me another beer
Posted by: Bruce at March 23, 2021 06:21 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2021 06:22 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Only Context at March 23, 2021 06:22 AM (QZ/dC)
Posted by: Only Context
I'll half ass wearing one so the business doesn't get in trouble.
I'll never get used to it
Posted by: Bruce at March 23, 2021 06:24 AM (vd8XM)
*
Be sure to touch the area around your mouth often, citizen, - preferably in activities involving saliva and other fluids - before touching shared surfaces like door handles and touchscreens.
Science demands your adherence to stop the spread of viruses when you're not coughing or sneezing. Obey the science.
Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 23, 2021 06:25 AM (TIEIK)
Posted by: Only Context at March 23, 2021 06:25 AM (QZ/dC)
Posted by: Only Context at March 23, 2021 06:22 AM (QZ/dC)
====
I have long ceased to be amazed at what people will accept.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2021 06:26 AM (EZebt)
Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.
We keep missing each other in the comments by seconds. Hope you are doing well, and that liberals are not moving in to your neighborhood.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2021 06:29 AM (u82oZ)
Science demands your adherence to stop the spread of viruses when you're not coughing or sneezing. Obey the science.
Posted by: Lysenko
HA!! Science is so.....Sciencey
Posted by: Bruce at March 23, 2021 06:30 AM (vd8XM)
*
Imagine how quickly it will be memory holed if he's angry that someone wasn't wearing three masks and a welders shield.
Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 23, 2021 06:30 AM (TIEIK)
Hope Skip, Mlii and Bruce et al have a good breakfast. Mine was a leftover steak sammiich, and it was delish.
Happy Spring.
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2021 06:31 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings, Union of Mouth and Vulva, Local 69 at March 22, 2021 10:30 PM (F03MK)
Poetry!
Posted by: m at March 23, 2021 06:31 AM (rkX5O)
More circus antics from SFUSD
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2021 06:32 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 23, 2021 06:32 AM (TIEIK)
I know that Downtown Charleston was inundated with tourists over the weekend.
Mostly from the northern occupied territories of the former United States.
But...they do tend to eventually leave.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2021 06:32 AM (3D/fK)
The history and steadfastness of Americans has mostly been educated away from them. We were the hope of the world, until 2007.
People are pretty adaptable. But we need to educate the Leftists that are moving in.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2021 06:33 AM (u82oZ)
What a great nic!
The Media is the schwerpunkt
However, "Every one has a plan until they get punched in the mouth"
Mike Tyson
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2021 06:35 AM (u82oZ)
Now I'm leaning towards either mask anger or employee who was made to come back to work after losing government benefits.
Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 23, 2021 06:35 AM (TIEIK)
We had an entire inch of rain, and a skylight has a leak into the people tank. I am not concerned, but my wife worries.
May you all have a wonderful day, enjoying nature's bounty of beauty. Let ephemeral observations bring longer joy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2021 06:36 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2021 06:26 AM (EZebt)
The social compact has morphed into a herd mentality.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2021 06:37 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2021 06:37 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2021 06:40 AM (85Gof)
Whats the dif in a dead cyclist and dead wombat on the highway?
Skid marks in front of the dead wombat!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2021 06:41 AM (yrol0)
Could be super-spreader event.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2021 06:41 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: JT at March 23, 2021 06:42 AM (arJlL)
Meanwhile, research out of New York indicated that cyclists seem to consider themselves exempt from the laws of physics.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2021 06:43 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 23, 2021 06:43 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Many pedestrians too.
Posted by: Bruce at March 23, 2021 06:43 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * grammar not included, some edjercation required at March 23, 2021 06:43 AM (LUK5V)
Could be super-spreader event.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2021 06:41 AM (3D/fK)
Summer vaca
Thanksgiving
TExas
Floridia
Christmas
Super Bowl
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2021 06:43 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: JAS
And if you did live, by the time you got to booking, you wished you hadn't
Posted by: Bruce at March 23, 2021 06:44 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2021 06:43 AM (3D/fK)
F=MA does not exist in bike world
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2021 06:44 AM (yrol0)
For some reason all my lib idiot friends are proclaiming how open minded and eclectic they have recently become. I think they're waiting for me to pounce. The border crisis isn't it, I'm waiting for some major international failure.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2021 06:44 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2021 06:45 AM (J+YMi)
Posted by: Only Context at March 23, 2021 06:45 AM (QZ/dC)
Posted by: Puddleglum
Consider the new 3rd eye a bonus
Posted by: Bruce at March 23, 2021 06:46 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Bruce at March 23, 2021 06:47 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2021 06:47 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2021 06:45 AM (J+YMi)
Are you the one I speak to, to get my speciality pay?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2021 06:47 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2021 06:48 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Only Context at March 23, 2021 06:50 AM (QZ/dC)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2021 06:45 AM (J+YMi)
I got the second round about one month ago. It was a triviality. Mildly sore arm for a few days.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2021 06:50 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2021 06:50 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2021 06:47 AM (85Gof)
For having liberals at your Seder?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2021 06:51 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2021 06:52 AM (85Gof)
The media and IC are still creating his background.
This shit takes time.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2021 06:52 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2021 06:50 AM (Q9lwr)
Got the JJ about 15 days ago. Injection site is still sore.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2021 06:52 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Only Context at March 23, 2021 06:50 AM (QZ/dC)
===
She is terrified the charade has gone this far.
"This is Real and You Are Totally Unprepared"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2021 06:52 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2021 06:51 AM (Q9lwr)
Sigh my "family" is doing it virtual again
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2021 06:52 AM (85Gof)
Hey, just asking' questions ....
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2021 06:53 AM (3D/fK)
Vice President Kamala Harris
United States government official
Hey Florida! Help is Here.
Tweet photo stepping off plane.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2021 06:54 AM (yrol0)
I'm not sure I can manage 3 years of the cackling hag as President. Is that some sort of psychotic tic?
Posted by: Only Context at March 23, 2021 06:50 AM
Nope, that's her response when asked a tough question and she has no answer. She did it at the debates too. In poker they call that a "tell".
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 23, 2021 06:54 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2021 06:55 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Only Context at March 23, 2021 06:55 AM (QZ/dC)
It's official, the biden administration is now the biden-harris administration. He's sinking fast.
Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2021 06:56 AM (PisyI)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2021 06:57 AM (85Gof)
"This is Real and You Are Totally Unprepared"
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Blowjobs will only go so far.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * grammar not included, some edjercation required at March 23, 2021 06:57 AM (LUK5V)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2021 06:57 AM (85Gof)
People in masks. Reperations. All we need is a big blue demigod and some chemically induced memories, and we'll be in The Watchmen mini-series.
Posted by: Night Moves at March 23, 2021 06:59 AM (EeUIW)
Seems to have worked pretty well for Kamala so far.
One stair tread away from the Presidency.
Lots of folk work hard their entire life.
Never touch a drop of penis.
And don't get that far in life.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2021 07:00 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * grammar not included, some edjercation required at March 23, 2021 06:57 AM (LUK5V)
Well depends on the BJ
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2021 07:00 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2021 06:57 AM (85Gof)
So does covid bill black farmers get their debt paid off at 120%.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2021 07:01 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Only Context at March 23, 2021 07:02 AM (QZ/dC)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2021 07:02 AM (yrol0)
Proof of residency?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2021 07:03 AM (3D/fK)
King Soopers in Boulder requires customers to wear a mask. Was a shooting there today. A man was arrested, maybe shooter, wasn't wearing a mask. I seriously hope this doesnt end up being anti-masker violence.
Cuse me while I jack off to octopus porn!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2021 07:04 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2021 06:50 AM
I am going with totally left wing psycho. A complete and total news blackout even though they know who he is and have done a complete background check on him by now.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 23, 2021 07:05 AM (JUOKG)
Proof of residency?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2021 07:03 AM (3D/fK)
Have to be able to dunk.....is that racist?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2021 07:05 AM (85Gof)
not today hahahahahahaha wets panties "
So 1-800 Cages For Kids isn't a big concern for her?
How about AOC, at least.
Certainly she is there, demanding a correction of this intolerable situation, right?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2021 07:06 AM (3D/fK)
Proof of residency?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2021 07:03 AM (3D/fK)
Have to be able to dunk.....is that racist?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2021 07:05 AM (85Gof)
Paper bag test
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2021 07:08 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 23, 2021 07:08 AM (JUOKG)
She's reached the point where there is no one left to entice with her pouty lips. Waiting for the first time she addresses the nation. Are they going to lower the lectern so she can give the speech from her knees?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * grammar not included, some edjercation required at March 23, 2021 07:08 AM (LUK5V)
Posted by: Only Context at March 23, 2021 07:09 AM (QZ/dC)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 23, 2021 07:11 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2021 07:11 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2021 07:13 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts at March 23, 2021 07:14 AM (3D/fK)
Our enemy nations decide to get froggy?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Act French?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * grammar not included, some edjercation required at March 23, 2021 07:14 AM (LUK5V)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2021 07:15 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Only Context at March 23, 2021 07:16 AM (QZ/dC)
Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2021 07:16 AM (PisyI)
thrown out; Evanston's reparations are just a dressed up legal
settlement for alleged discrimination in housing practices prior to 1969
to sat etc liberals living there..
Posted by: Only Context at March 23, 2021 07:16 AM
It will be tied up in the courts for years and the money will have already been paid out. Even if they finally win it will be a hollow victory.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 23, 2021 07:18 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 23, 2021 07:18 AM (JUOKG)
Just like when it comes to pass the MI 3.1 Million were illegal votes. Then on to GA, AZ...
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2021 07:20 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2021 07:22 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 23, 2021 07:18 AM (JUOKG)
We have to start somewhere. To prevent similar crap in the future.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2021 07:23 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2021 07:24 AM (3D/fK)
Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
How about I just smile and open carry. What I consider the good life is incomprehensible to many of them.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * grammar not included, some edjercation required at March 23, 2021 07:25 AM (LUK5V)
Posted by: creeper at March 23, 2021 07:26 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2021 07:24 AM (3D/fK)
Maybe Coloradans are asshoes??
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2021 07:27 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2021 07:28 AM (3D/fK)
*
That's less for their supporters and more for Trump's. Seriously. They want to do it simply because they know Trump supporters know what happened in the 2020 election and they want to rub their noses in it.
Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 23, 2021 07:28 AM (TIEIK)
Posted by: MILF Hunter driving The Bang Bus at March 23, 2021 07:28 AM (CbG28)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2021 07:30 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Only Context at March 23, 2021 07:34 AM (QZ/dC)
You mis-spelled 'puppetmasters'.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2021 07:34 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Well, his minions. Rice, Jarrett, etc. I still maintain Obama is just an Etch 'n' Sketch. He's whatever he needs to be for the Globalists.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2021 07:35 AM (J+YMi)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2021 07:36 AM (J+YMi)
And he is perfectly happy with playing that role.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2021 07:37 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2021 07:35 AM (J+YMi)
You just described 100% of Dems. Would sell your daughters hair to the globalist to make the ropes to hang you!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2021 07:37 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Only Context
Went with the Big 10 and dismissed the west coast. Only time Barry is the smartest guy in the room is when he's alone with Mooch.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * grammar not included, some edjercation required at March 23, 2021 07:38 AM (LUK5V)
Rumors would suggest otherwise.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2021 07:39 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Buzzion at March 23, 2021 07:39 AM (KruOO)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 23, 2021 07:40 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2021 07:40 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Only Context at March 23, 2021 07:41 AM (QZ/dC)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Pretty quick VIA. Isn't it about time you talk to the bosses about being promoted to journeyman status?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * grammar not included, some edjercation required at March 23, 2021 07:42 AM (LUK5V)
I'm beginning to think that it's a lifetime appointment.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2021 07:43 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Only Context at March 23, 2021 07:45 AM (QZ/dC)
But you might have to relocate.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 23, 2021 07:45 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2021 07:46 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2021 07:47 AM (W+T/C)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2021 07:48 AM (uEbPt)
It doesn't matter. My favorite is the last screenshot before I gave up; basically every pedestrian is walking on the bike path and none are on the sidewalk. My conclusion is that everyone is terrible at everything, except for me.
https://stoatnet.org/whatiswrongwithyou/
Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2021 11:00 PM (t+qrx)
That is CRAZY stuff.
Posted by: m at March 23, 2021 07:58 AM (rkX5O)
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