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They look happy
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2021 09:30 AM (U2p+3) 2
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:30 AM (Zz0t1) 3
First!
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 24, 2021 09:30 AM (Zm+LZ) Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:30 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:31 AM (Zz0t1) 6
On the left I see only regret, on the right I see anger.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 24, 2021 09:31 AM (Zm+LZ) 7
She looks like Scarlett Johansson.
Posted by: Mrs. Hypocrisy at March 24, 2021 09:31 AM (gl8jM) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 24, 2021 09:31 AM (mht8P) 9
He looks puzzled. She looks pissed. Not a good start.
Posted by: huerfano at March 24, 2021 09:31 AM (DzhEB) 10
Is that an accorrdian around her neck?
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 09:32 AM (45fpk) 11
This couple's into the ruff stuff!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 24, 2021 09:32 AM (Dc2NZ) 12
As you wish....
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 24, 2021 09:32 AM (w9Wax) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 24, 2021 09:32 AM (mht8P) 14
Painted immediately after he said "Calm down. It's just a portrait."
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 09:32 AM (Rvt88) 15
She looks pissed. Not a good start.
Posted by: huerfano at March 24, 2021 09:31 AM (DzhEB) Humans, like household pets, don't really like wearing the cone of shame. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:32 AM (Zz0t1) 16
They don't look very happy.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2021 09:32 AM (nxdel) 17
Boy look at the lip on her.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 24, 2021 09:32 AM (WGara) Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2021 09:32 AM (dWwl8) 19
Her right hand has some kind of a fungus.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 09:32 AM (45fpk) 20
Her expression might just be the peevishness and discomfort that comes of sitting for hours in a corset and flouncery.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 24, 2021 09:33 AM (Dc2NZ) 21
She's gonna tear that poor husband of hers right up! Wink, wink, nudge, nudge...
Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2021 09:33 AM (gmo/4) 22
Alternate title:
"Portrait Of A Young Married Couple Upon Being Told That 'Ruffles Have Ridges'" *goes searching for onion dip Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 24, 2021 09:33 AM (w9Wax) 23
Damn. They're in for a ruff life.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2021 09:33 AM (16vTQ) 24
She's pissed because he's still sloshed from the bachelor party.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:33 AM (Zz0t1) 25
I'd like to hear the backstory on this one, as well as what the bet was for.
Posted by: Roy at March 24, 2021 09:33 AM (ZvT++) 26
It was a confusing wedding night, he's a pussy and she is really a dick
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 24, 2021 09:33 AM (OOmwL) 27
That neck thingy would be great for plugging leaky dikes. Or dykes. I'm not sure.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 24, 2021 09:33 AM (F0YaR) 28
The millstone ruff is pretty characteristic of the 1620s.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 24, 2021 09:34 AM (WGara) 29
Her right hand has some kind of a fungus. Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 09:32 AM (45fpk) _________ Chancres. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 24, 2021 09:34 AM (mht8P) 30
She looks fun.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:34 AM (LvTSG) 31
Alternate title:
"Portrait Of A Young Married Couple Upon Being Told That 'Ruffles Have Ridges'" *goes searching for onion dip Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 24, 2021 09:33 AM (w9Wax) You know Wavy is MUCH better for dippin.' Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:34 AM (Zz0t1) 32
Those ladies' fashions always remind me of Fram Air Filters wrapped around their necks.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2021 09:34 AM (O+I8R) 33
Good portrait, but she does look a little sulky. He on the other hand looks like he's been caught doing something he shouldn't.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 09:34 AM (lSpWa) 34
Is she wearing a cone of shame?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2021 09:34 AM (Bmy3R) 35
They're into ruff sex!
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 09:34 AM (iDvKn) 36
There's a joke to be made about "ruff" and "muff," but I can't think of it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2021 09:34 AM (2JVJo) 37
Dunnage 'round the neck.
Posted by: klaftern at March 24, 2021 09:34 AM (RuIsu) 38
Puffy man hands.
Posted by: red speck at March 24, 2021 09:34 AM (gS3OW) Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2021 09:34 AM (gmo/4) 40
I once made a Halloween costume ruff out of coffee filters.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 24, 2021 09:35 AM (Dc2NZ) 41
She has realized the power she has in the marriage, and she's considering how best to use it.
He already knows he's lost. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:35 AM (LvTSG) 42
I like the way they look directly out at us. They don't look happy. Wondering why this was the art for today.
Posted by: Ziba at March 24, 2021 09:35 AM (S1hrL) 43
If you look at the artist's painting of an old married couple, it's just a blank background on canvas.
Posted by: Roy at March 24, 2021 09:35 AM (ZvT++) 44
Is that massive cone so she can't turn around and bite him?
Posted by: red speck at March 24, 2021 09:35 AM (gS3OW) 45
He on the other hand looks like he's been caught doing something he shouldn't. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 09:34 AM (lSpWa) _________ So, your typical husband. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 24, 2021 09:35 AM (mht8P) 46
Good portrait, but she does look a little sulky. He on the other hand looks like he's been caught doing something he shouldn't.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius "Listen Doofus, when she said she needed help pushing up her stool, that IS NOT what she wanted." Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 09:35 AM (Rvt88) 47
Good portrait, but she does look a little sulky. He on the other hand looks like he's been caught doing something he shouldn't.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 09:34 AM (lSpWa) It's Sparkle and Harry. Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 09:35 AM (45fpk) 48
He will never be able to make her happy. That's prolly a political mawwage.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 24, 2021 09:35 AM (HaL55) 49
41 She has realized the power she has in the marriage, and she's considering how best to use it.
He already knows he's lost. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:35 AM (LvTSG) "End it. For the love of God just end it!" his eyes cry out. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 24, 2021 09:36 AM (Zm+LZ) 50
Him: "She'll never change! I love her so!"
Her: "I can make him better! I love him so!" Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 09:36 AM (iDvKn) 51
She has man hands. Big, strong man hands. He'd better make sure to take the trash out to the street or she'll crush his neck bones with those things.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2021 09:36 AM (O+I8R) 52
4 They look related.
Young married couple in Arkansas? Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:30 AM (Zz0t1) European royalty. Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2021 09:36 AM (G2zl5) 53
Does she have a lock of his hair in her left hand? This marriage is off to a bad start.
Posted by: red speck at March 24, 2021 09:36 AM (gS3OW) 54
He will never be able to make her happy. That's prolly a political mawwage.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy What brings them together. Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 09:36 AM (Rvt88) 55
Elizabethan collar so she doesn't lick her sores
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 24, 2021 09:36 AM (w9Wax) 56
Young lady has a double chin, no?
Posted by: dantesed at March 24, 2021 09:36 AM (88xKn) 57
She is saying "Hurry up and finish." I want you to paint the ceiling a lovely shade of taupe next.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2021 09:36 AM (u82oZ) 58
What did you me, Mr. Jordaens? A cuckold? What, pray tell, is a cuckold?
Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2021 09:37 AM (AMIL/) 59
What was the purpose for those "cone of shame" collars in those old paintings? Must have been something other than "fashion", right?
Posted by: Paladin at March 24, 2021 09:37 AM (+Ivv+) 60
42 I like the way they look directly out at us. They don't look happy. Wondering why this was the art for today.
Posted by: Ziba at March 24, 2021 09:35 AM (S1hrL) Smiling for portraits wasn't a thing. So it's quite possible the facial expressions are an attempt to have no expression. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 24, 2021 09:37 AM (Zm+LZ) 61
What was the purpose for those "cone of shame"
collars in those old paintings? Must have been something other than "fashion", right? Posted by: Paladin at March 24, 2021 09:37 AM (+Ivv+) Covers up the neck beard. Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 09:37 AM (45fpk) 62
52 4 They look related.
Young married couple in Arkansas? Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:30 AM (Zz0t1) European royalty. Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2021 09:36 AM (G2zl5) ======= Classy incest, not icky incest, then. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:37 AM (LvTSG) 63
This painting is screaming out for thought bubbles.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2021 09:38 AM (O+I8R) 64
It does remind me of the old family photos I have seen of newly married couples who are not smiling at the camera. I have pictures of my grandparents like that and the only one smiling in any of them is my grandmother. She had a great smile. She died young, though.
Posted by: huerfano at March 24, 2021 09:38 AM (DzhEB) 65
He looks like he's made a terrible mistake. Her father must have substituted his oldest daughter on the wedding day.
Posted by: IP at March 24, 2021 09:38 AM (pWrfh) 66
Those collars just look stupid and like a serious pain in the ass. Prolly why you don't see them any more.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021 09:38 AM (o2MD2) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 24, 2021 09:38 AM (mht8P) 68
Him: hung over
Her: "I can't believe we're paying 200 guilders for this nonsense." Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 24, 2021 09:38 AM (WGara) 69
Wondering why this was the art for today.
Posted by: Ziba at March 24, 2021 09:35 AM (S1hrL) Don't read too much into the choice. I usually post stuff that catches my eye for any number of things. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2021 09:38 AM (Q9lwr) Posted by: mustbequantum at March 24, 2021 09:38 AM (MIKMs) 71
I'm looking at a link with better resolution and lighter color and the couple doesn't seem so sulky.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 24, 2021 09:38 AM (Dc2NZ) 72
Breeding shows. So does inbreeding. Ahem.
I have to admit the artist painted recognizable faces, and a perfect Fram neckfilter. Posted by: GnuBreed at March 24, 2021 09:39 AM (F0YaR) 73
Quite the outfit.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 24, 2021 09:39 AM (JUOKG) 74
59 What was the purpose for those "cone of shame" collars in those old paintings? Must have been something other than "fashion", right?
My completely Moron-ic and unscholarly guesses: No bibs necessary! or... To "frame" the face because...reasons? Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2021 09:39 AM (Bmy3R) 75
She has that "I need Grape Nuts" look about her.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 09:39 AM (Rvt88) 76
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Don't read too much into the choice. I usually post stuff that catches my eye for any number of things. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2021 09:38 AM (Q9lwr) ========== Confirmed: This is CBD's admission that he wears frilly outfits around the house. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:39 AM (LvTSG) 77
She's a lot like you, the dangerous type
-The Cars Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2021 09:34 AM (gmo/4) Life's the same. I'm moving in Stereo. Life's the same, except for my shoes. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:40 AM (Zz0t1) 78
Greta's ancestral grandmother? Judging by the RBF she's sporting.
Posted by: IP at March 24, 2021 09:40 AM (pWrfh) 79
He looks like the young full-of-himself kind of guy who won't stop talking. She's learned to just sit and half-smile and keep her thoughts to herself.
However, Red turban guy is probably right in that they're just trying to hold their expressions still. Posted by: skywch at March 24, 2021 09:40 AM (Y/Ps0) 80
What was the purpose for those "cone of shame" collars in those old paintings? Must have been something other than "fashion", right?
Posted by: Paladin at March 24, 2021 09:37 AM (+Ivv+) ------ Fancy linen was pricey. Another way to show off your social/financial status. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 24, 2021 09:40 AM (WGara) 81
Per Wiki, on ruffs:
The ruff, which was worn by men, women and children, evolved from the small fabric ruffle at the drawstring neck of the shirt or chemise. Ruffs served as changeable pieces of cloth that could themselves be laundered separately while keeping the wearer's doublet or gown from becoming soiled at the neckline. The stiffness of the garment forced upright posture, and their impracticality led them to become a symbol of wealth and status. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 24, 2021 09:40 AM (Dc2NZ) Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:41 AM (Zz0t1) 83
what's the . ?
Posted by: chango lot at March 24, 2021 09:41 AM (g741k) 84
81 - Ruffs served as changeable pieces of cloth that could themselves be laundered separately while keeping the wearer's doublet or gown from becoming soiled at the neckline.
Yesss! I guessed "no bibs necessary!" It counts because I say so. Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2021 09:41 AM (Bmy3R) 85
The guy is wearing a Ruth Bader Ginsburg collar around his neck.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 09:41 AM (45fpk) 86
Confirmed: This is CBD's admission that he wears frilly outfits around the house.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:39 AM (LvTSG) --- Sometimes frilly, occasionally furry. Both, betimes. It's why you never see him in his cooking videos. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 24, 2021 09:41 AM (Dc2NZ) 87
He looks like he's made a terrible mistake. Her father must have substituted his oldest daughter on the wedding day.
Posted by: IP at March 24, 2021 09:38 AM (pWrfh) I don't know why, but you reminded me of a story about (I think) Sir Thomas More's daughters. They were sleeping in a trundle bed when one of More's friends came by and said he wanted to marry one of the two. More took him into the bedroom, where the daughters were sleeping, naked. The friend looked, tapped one of them on the bottom with his cane, and observed her front as she tuned over, then told More that, having seen both sides, she was the one he'd marry. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2021 09:41 AM (2JVJo) 88
I'm guessing she's named Erin, he does the laundry and she's none too happy about it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2021 09:42 AM (I76dP) 89
Someone just told her she's gonna have a "difficult" pregnancy.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 24, 2021 09:42 AM (HyD8c) 90
Per Wiki, on ruffs:
The ruff, which was worn by men, women and children, evolved from the small fabric ruffle at the drawstring neck of the shirt or chemise. Ruffs served as changeable pieces of cloth that could themselves be laundered separately while keeping the wearer's doublet or gown from becoming soiled at the neckline. The stiffness of the garment forced upright posture, and their impracticality led them to become a symbol of wealth and status. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 24, 2021 09:40 AM (Dc2NZ) -- So, a bib for adults. Interesting, didn't know that, but it makes some practical sense in a world where nice clothes might not be easy to clean. Posted by: Revenant at March 24, 2021 09:42 AM (/UtAg) 91
"End it. For the love of God just end it!" his eyes cry out.
His eyelids are blinking out "TORTURE" in Morse code although you can't see that here because they caught him in between letters. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 24, 2021 09:43 AM (HaL55) 92
All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread)
Thank you for searching so I do not have too. It was all conspicuous consumption, for the wife. And were those coffee filters not a lot of lift and separate support? Sad ... that there are no photos. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2021 09:43 AM (u82oZ) 93
She has all the money.
He just realized he's never going to get to spend any of it. She knows he just realized this. Posted by: TexasDan at March 24, 2021 09:43 AM (ohOLP) 94
That thing she's wearing around her neck reminds me of the silly pool noodle contraptions people were wearing to enforce the six-foot distance rules.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2021 09:43 AM (NQwsw) 95
I'm guessing she's named Erin, he does the laundry and she's none too happy about it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2021 09:42 AM (I76dP) Erin go Braless! Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:43 AM (Zz0t1) 96
He does the laundry. She does the artist.
The way she's eyeballing the painter, I'm thinkin' the cuckin' started soon after... Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2021 09:43 AM (Bmy3R) 97
More took him into the bedroom, where the daughters were sleeping, naked. The friend looked, tapped one of them on the bottom with his cane, and observed her front as she tuned over, then told More that, having seen both sides, she was the one he'd marry.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2021 09:41 AM (2JVJo) By Gad, that's the courtship done right! Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021 09:44 AM (o2MD2) 98
Those collars just look stupid and like a serious pain in the ass. Prolly why you don't see them any more.
===== Early social distancing with headpieces to keep the lice and fleas from spreading. Posted by: mustbequantum at March 24, 2021 09:44 AM (MIKMs) 99
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So, a bib for adults. Interesting, didn't know that, but it makes some practical sense in a world where nice clothes might not be easy to clean. Posted by: Revenant at March 24, 2021 09:42 AM (/UtAg) ------ Yes. In order to be fully cleaned, a garment had to be taken to pieces and re-sewn after cleaning. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 24, 2021 09:44 AM (WGara) 100
He does the laundry. She does the artist.
They say angry sex is the best sex. Though I have no way of knowing. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2021 09:45 AM (2JVJo) 101
I'd never say this in public, mostly as they're all dead, but she looks a bit preggers.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2021 09:45 AM (NQwsw) 102
Revenant
Rocks and buckets are not as good as a front loader. So we progress, from a very fancy outfit exuding class and wealth to sweatpants and ripped t-shirts. Or spandex right at the breaking point. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2021 09:45 AM (u82oZ) Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 24, 2021 09:45 AM (Dc2NZ) 104
Y'all have it all wrong. The point of the collars and outfits and such in these portraits was so that the actual subjects only had to involved for the ten minute sketch at the beginning and the final touches at the end.
Any servant with similar body shapes could be made to sit for the actual painting bit that way. Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 24, 2021 09:45 AM (bm04m) 105
The architectural background is an interesting choice. This couple is about to resist tradition. The storm clouds on the horizon are a hint as are the hard gaze and set jaw of the woman. Something is brewing. The groom is confident and swaggering.
Posted by: Ziba at March 24, 2021 09:46 AM (S1hrL) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 24, 2021 09:46 AM (tjfNa) 107
Anya Taylor Joy is the oddest looking attractive woman in Hollywood.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:46 AM (LvTSG) 108
She's unhappy because he's checking out the sandwich-maker his daddy gave them as a wedding gift.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 09:46 AM (iDvKn) 109
Someone just told her she's gonna have a "difficult" pregnancy.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 24, 2021 09:42 AM (HyD8c) My uncle was an only child. When his mother became pregnant with him, she didn't know how that happened. So somebody told her, and that was the end of that business. I guess there was no Sex Ed in Sweden at the time. Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 09:46 AM (45fpk) 110
The one on the right is a leader in trans rights.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 24, 2021 09:46 AM (sjdRT) 111
Those collars just look stupid and like a serious pain in the ass. Prolly why you don't see them any more.
*** I'd honestly love to be walking through an art gallery and hear a couple wearing three masks having this discussion with one another. Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 24, 2021 09:47 AM (bm04m) 112
It appears he's attempting the porn star mustache.
She's not amused, primarily because he's no porn star. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:47 AM (Zz0t1) 113
104 Y'all have it all wrong. The point of the collars and outfits and such in these portraits was so that the actual subjects only had to involved for the ten minute sketch at the beginning and the final touches at the end.
Any servant with similar body shapes could be made to sit for the actual painting bit that way. Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 24, 2021 09:45 AM (bm04m) ========= In Tim's Vermeer, the guy trying to imitate what he believes to be Vermeer's method uses mannequins until he does the face when he brings in the model (his daughter). Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:47 AM (LvTSG) 114
Staring, judging, staring, judging...
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 24, 2021 09:47 AM (vuisn) 115
Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
One of my friends has 5 kids. He said "The first is conceived in love. The rest are after fights." Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2021 09:47 AM (u82oZ) 116
Classy incest, not icky incest, then.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:37 AM (LvTSG) ... The rules do not apply to deities, human scum. Posted by: The Pharaohs at March 24, 2021 09:47 AM (ohOLP) 117
There's trouble in paradise...
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 24, 2021 09:47 AM (28Fzt) 118
The bib looks like one of those tissue paper things you buy for parties that unfold into balls, discs like that, hearts and stars etc..
Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2021 09:47 AM (NQwsw) 119
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:46 AM (LvTSG)
Thread-jacking habits die hard. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2021 09:47 AM (Q9lwr) Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2021 09:48 AM (cF8AT) 121
My uncle was an only child. When his mother became pregnant with him, she didn't know how that happened. So somebody told her, and that was the end of that business. I guess there was no Sex Ed in Sweden at the time.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 09:46 AM (45fpk) His poor father....... Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:48 AM (Zz0t1) 122
TJM, she can play chess like nobody's business!
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 24, 2021 09:48 AM (dH5Ds) 123
until he does the face when he brings in the model (his daughter).
** Yep. It's pretty much the only part of the piece where the subject needs to be present. Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 24, 2021 09:48 AM (bm04m) 124
The architectural background is an interesting choice. This couple is about to resist tradition. The storm clouds on the horizon are a hint as are the hard gaze and set jaw of the woman. Something is brewing. The groom is confident and walks with a swagger.
Posted by: Ziba at March 24, 2021 09:48 AM (S1hrL) Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2021 09:48 AM (6iURM) 126
Confirmed: This is CBD's admission that he wears frilly outfits around the house.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets *pops popcorn * Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2021 09:48 AM (hLd9H) 127
He's just had her spayed
Posted by: Blacksheep at March 24, 2021 09:48 AM (6mvRv) 128
Ok, I will now get serious about sticking to my diet....
https://tinyurl.com/yh9tqcrs Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2021 09:48 AM (cF8AT) I won't mention that your hash says 'FAT.' Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:49 AM (Zz0t1) 129
Anya Taylor Joy is the oddest looking attractive woman in Hollywood.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 *** Elfin face. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 09:49 AM (lSpWa) 130
Rocks and buckets are not as good as a front loader. So we progress, from a very fancy outfit exuding class and wealth to sweatpants and ripped t-shirts. Or spandex right at the breaking point.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2021 09:45 AM (u82oZ) -- The hoi-polloi of course, will wear what they will. But, yeah, I agree. Looking at pictures from the first half of the 20th century and it's practically another world. While I like being in comfortable clothes, there is something that is lost by removing all formality. And what passes for popular fashion ("Athleasure") I'll just pass on. Posted by: Revenant at March 24, 2021 09:49 AM (/UtAg) 131
My uncle was an only child. When his mother became pregnant with him, she didn't know how that happened. So somebody told her, and that was the end of that business. I guess there was no Sex Ed in Sweden at the time.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 09:46 AM (45fpk) I'm guessing at some point the words "keep that thing away from me" were uttered. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2021 09:49 AM (I76dP) 132
Late.
Has anyone pointed out that there is now way that's a happy couple. She has the resting bitch face, bad. Either that, or he's been farting the entire time the artist was working. Posted by: BifBewalski -RBF FTW! at March 24, 2021 09:49 AM (VcFUs) 133
>I won't mention that your hash says 'FAT.'
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:49 AM (Zz0t1) Can we have your stuff? Posted by: Muad'dib at March 24, 2021 09:49 AM (sjdRT) 134
Yay - I'm the oldest, so I was conceived in love. Actually, I was conceived in a Washington DC hotel room where my parents were attending JFK's funeral.
My dad sometimes gave out TMI after having a few. Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2021 09:49 AM (Bmy3R) 135
He's got his hands on his hips, woman-like. He was looking for the most effeminate, not threatening, pose.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2021 09:50 AM (NQwsw) 136
I remember in one of the Musketeers movies, teh king was having his portrait painted "on horseback" (he was sitting on a wooden hobby horse).
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 24, 2021 09:50 AM (Dc2NZ) 137
The husband looks like he has given up all hope already. His face says "Just kill me".
Posted by: johnd01 at March 24, 2021 09:50 AM (ukNFU) 138
I'm putting all of our money into tulip bulb futures, honey. Screw Indonesia and the VOC! We'll make money at home.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 09:50 AM (iDvKn) 139
74 59 What was the purpose for those "cone of shame" collars in those old paintings? Must have been something other than "fashion", right?
My completely Moron-ic and unscholarly guesses: No bibs necessary! or... To "frame" the face because...reasons? Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2021 09:39 AM (Bmy3R) It hides the dirty neck ring from not bathing Posted by: BifBewalski -plausible? at March 24, 2021 09:50 AM (VcFUs) 140
Can we have your stuff? Posted by: Muad'dib at March 24, 2021 09:49 AM (sjdRT) Lost it all in a tragic canoeing accident. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:50 AM (Zz0t1) 141
It looks like a candid shot. I think the man looks caught off guard and the lady looks like she was in the middle of something when she was asked to pose. Interesting painting.
Posted by: Mishdog at March 24, 2021 09:51 AM (cqAUI) 142
Ok, I will now get serious about sticking to my diet....
https://tinyurl.com/yh9tqcrs Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2021 09:48 AM (cF8AT) I understand letting yourself go. I understand eating because you're sad or you hate yourself. I understand having no self-respect. But that's just. . . And in any event, found my old copy of The Rice Diet the other day, so need to start on that and get back into some semblance of decent shape. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2021 09:51 AM (2JVJo) 143
136 I remember in one of the Musketeers movies, teh king was having his portrait painted "on horseback" (he was sitting on a wooden hobby horse).
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 24, 2021 09:50 AM (Dc2NZ) You try getting a horse to pose. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 24, 2021 09:52 AM (Zm+LZ) 144
Shakespeare's wearing one in the First Folio portrait. Not as elaborate as this cone of shame. Must have been Early Ruff.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2021 09:52 AM (Bmy3R) 145
It looks like a candid shot. I think the man looks caught off guard and the lady looks like she was in the middle of something when she was asked to pose. Interesting painting.
Posted by: Mishdog at March 24, 2021 09:51 AM (cqAUI) Back then, Polaroid's took WEEKS. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:52 AM (Zz0t1) 146
How do you kiss with a collar like that?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2021 09:52 AM (hLd9H) 147
A raised ruff is the females signal that she is ready to mate.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 24, 2021 09:52 AM (yQpMk) 148
>A raised ruff is the females signal that she is ready to mate.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 24, 2021 09:52 AM (yQpMk) This has NOT been my experience. Posted by: Muad'dib at March 24, 2021 09:53 AM (sjdRT) Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2021 09:53 AM (Bmy3R) 150
Guy Smiley
Yikes! Still, better than a shipmate conceived during a commercial for a lame TV show. He was traumatized when his Mom told him. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2021 09:53 AM (u82oZ) 151
148 >A raised ruff is the females signal that she is ready to mate.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 24, 2021 09:52 AM (yQpMk) This has NOT been my experience. Posted by: Muad'dib at March 24, 2021 09:53 AM (sjdRT) ======= I guess you didn't raise your feathers in display as a response. Rookie mistake. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:54 AM (LvTSG) 152
He's p whipped.
Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2021 09:54 AM (AwYPR) Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 24, 2021 09:54 AM (yQpMk) 154
Probably already discussed but...
If you think youre having a bad day, spare a thought for the helmsman who somehow managed to stick his giantass ship sideways into the goddamn Suez Canal & blocked it into literal gridlock & is currently costing every seafaring nation of Earth like millions of dollars every hour. [Andy: Apparently, they're blaming a gust of wind for turning the ship just like China Joe on the rushin' steppes!] https://twitter.com/nameshiv/status/ 1374539405193449472 Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 09:54 AM (iDvKn) 155
He's p whipped.
Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2021 09:54 AM (AwYPR) He's lucky to get the p and knows it. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:54 AM (Zz0t1) 156
Yikes! Still, better than a shipmate conceived during a commercial for a lame TV show. He was traumatized when his Mom told him.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2021 09:53 AM (u82oZ) At least I can say I attended JFK's funeral procession. In utero, but still! Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2021 09:54 AM (Bmy3R) 157
All I know is that of the three children between my parents, I was the only planned one. I'm the middle child.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:54 AM (LvTSG) 158
The ruff makes her head look like it is on a serving plate. No wonder she looks grumpy.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at March 24, 2021 09:55 AM (6Pqz7) 159
Very nice painting. I had not heard of that artist. I like the detail on her dress-the center part (and is that a fan she's holding?) and the way the lace was done on both their outfits. I'm guessing this was a well off couple, both because of their clothes and because they're getting their portraits taken.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2021 09:55 AM (VP4Cd) 160
I guess you didn't raise your feathers in display as a response. Rookie mistake.
I inflate my throat. Gets them every time. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 24, 2021 09:55 AM (yQpMk) 161
the artist did an early painting of svelte Lena Dunham , looking hot
Candaules Showing Gyges his Wife Nyssia Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2021 09:55 AM (6iURM) 162
I remember in one of the Musketeers movies, teh king was having his portrait painted "on horseback" (he was sitting on a wooden hobby horse).
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 24, 2021 09:50 AM (Dc2NZ) There's a photo of the Emperor Franz Joseph posing for a portrait sitting on a wooden stile substituting for a horse, but I can't seem to find it. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2021 09:55 AM (2JVJo) 163
The stylish collar protects my Lady from the vaporous exhalations of mephitic dwarves that may appear in the land. And we're running a sale today...
Posted by: Renaissance Neck Doily Salesman at March 24, 2021 09:55 AM (PiwSw) 164
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There's a photo of the Emperor Franz Joseph posing for a portrait sitting on a wooden stile substituting for a horse, but I can't seem to find it. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2021 09:55 AM (2JVJo) ======== I think you may mean this: https://tinyurl.com/kbz3j56a Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:56 AM (LvTSG) 165
Hated it.
Posted by: bour3 at March 24, 2021 09:56 AM (KXQr+) 166
>The stylish collar protects my Lady from the vaporous exhalations of
mephitic dwarves that may appear in the land. And we're running a sale today... Posted by: Renaissance Neck Doily Salesman at March 24, 2021 09:55 AM (PiwSw) AtC is gonna be pissed. Posted by: Muad'dib at March 24, 2021 09:57 AM (sjdRT) 167
166 >The stylish collar protects my Lady from the vaporous exhalations of
mephitic dwarves that may appear in the land. And we're running a sale today... Posted by: Renaissance Neck Doily Salesman at March 24, 2021 09:55 AM (PiwSw) AtC is gonna be pissed. Posted by: Muad'dib at March 24, 2021 09:57 AM (sjdRT) The ruffs keep people from being able to see her. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 24, 2021 09:57 AM (Zm+LZ) 168
The friend looked, tapped one of them on the bottom with his cane, and observed her front as she tuned over, then told More that, having seen both sides, she was the one he'd marry.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing And they say romance is dead. Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 09:58 AM (Rvt88) 169
George Segal dies after complications from bypass surgery, aged 87.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 09:58 AM (iDvKn) 170
116 Classy incest, not icky incest, then.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:37 AM (LvTSG) ... The rules do not apply to deities, human scum. Posted by: The Pharaohs at March 24, 2021 09:47 AM (ohOLP) I've been listening to the History of Egypt podcast. It starts with the possibly mythical first king of the old kingdom and I'm currently at the point midway through Akhenaten's reign. The big things I've gotten from it is that they didn't wipe out Hatshepsut because she was a woman but because Thutmose III wanted more glory for himself. And the "incestual" marriages were more ceremonial than banging your sister/daughter. Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2021 09:58 AM (G2zl5) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2021 09:58 AM (VVEnO) 172
George Segal dies after complications from bypass surgery, aged 87.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 09:58 AM (iDvKn) Covid death. - The CDC Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:58 AM (Zz0t1) 173
I won't mention that your hash says 'FAT.'
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:49 AM (Zz0t1) Don't run...you'll just die tired. Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2021 09:59 AM (cF8AT) 174
The ruff collar was a device created to block the odors from an unwashed body in ancient times, as people routinely went weeks and months without bathing.
Its inventor, Ike M Ruff, was asked to create something that would stop a person from being overwhelmed with the sharp, tear inducing body odor that so often would accompany bacterial growth on the unwashed masses. Posted by: Incorrect Facts at March 24, 2021 09:59 AM (I76dP) 175
173 I won't mention that your hash says 'FAT.'
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:49 AM (Zz0t1) Don't run...you'll just die tired. Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2021 09:59 AM (cF8AT) ======= I'll just need to outrun Sponge. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:59 AM (LvTSG) 176
New language alert.
Dem Rep. Escobar: Texas Governor Saying Migrants Bringing Covid Is 'Racist' Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2021 09:58 AM (VVEnO) Dem Rep. Escobar: Too stupid to be stealing oxygen from the rest of us. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:59 AM (Zz0t1) 177
artist also did a painting of Prometheus
Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2021 09:59 AM (6iURM) 178
Don't run...you'll just die tired.
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2021 09:59 AM (cF8AT) ======= I'll just need to outrun Sponge. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:59 AM (LvTSG) I played football in high school once. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:00 AM (Zz0t1) 179
When cameras required people to hold poses, they didn't smile. Try smiling for more than a few seconds.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 24, 2021 10:01 AM (4Qoor) 180
I played football in high school once.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:00 AM (Zz0t1) Just once? Did you get cut after the first game? Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:01 AM (45fpk) 181
Thats a chastity collar.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2021 10:01 AM (9Om/r) 182
The artist really captured the youthfulness of the couple. Clear skin, the girl's hands with that teenage smooth skin, the slightly self concious poses all point to that. They are well off, I assume, judging by the realism and emphasis on their clothes, which the artist makes sure is clearly shown. I wonder if this was commissioned by one of the parents. It would be a treasured keepsake.
Posted by: JTB at March 24, 2021 10:01 AM (7EjX1) 183
New language alert.
Dem Rep. Escobar: Texas Governor Saying Migrants Bringing Covid Is 'Racist' Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2021 09:58 AM (VVEnO) ++++ Nah. That ain't new. That's same old tired refrain we always hear. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2021 10:01 AM (Jsjd7) 184
I'm guessing at some point the words "keep that thing away from me" were uttered.
Her pointing while laughing is the best birth control ever. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 24, 2021 10:02 AM (HaL55) 185
Just once? Did you get cut after the first game? Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:01 AM (45fpk) Small. And concussions by the dozen. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:02 AM (Zz0t1) 186
Anyone think the reason that Biden hadn't held a presser was that they needed to get the CGI just right before it aired?
Hell, look how long it took them to release Prometheus. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2021 10:02 AM (I76dP) 187
Her pointing while laughing is the best birth control ever.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 24, 2021 10:02 AM (HaL55) ++++ The old ways are best, unless they backfire. Posted by: Humiliation fetishist at March 24, 2021 10:03 AM (Jsjd7) 188
25 of our betters mouthing off about angry white man shooting people in Boulder.
https://bit.ly/3snqOME Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2021 10:03 AM (VVEnO) 189
Dem Rep. Escobar: Texas Governor Saying Migrants Bringing Covid Is 'Racist'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler Nah. That ain't new. That's same old tired refrain we always hear. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) Was there truly a time when the general population considered elected officials the brightest of the bunch? Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 10:03 AM (Rvt88) 190
My uncle was an only child. When his mother became pregnant with him, she didn't know how that happened. So somebody told her, and that was the end of that business. I guess there was no Sex Ed in Sweden at the time.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 09:46 AM How does that work? Or was this an "uncle" uncle? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2021 10:03 AM (16vTQ) 191
My uncle was an only child. ...
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 09:46 AM How does that work? Or was this an "uncle" uncle? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2021 10:03 AM (16vTQ) ++++ That does seem a tad impossible... Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (Jsjd7) 192
How does that work? Or was this an "uncle" uncle? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2021 10:03 AM (16vTQ) He didn't have any brothers or sisters. Seems obvious to me. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (Zz0t1) 193
Weird AP thing here: "U.S. survey suggests most nonwhite student were still learning entirely online as of last month"???
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (iDvKn) 194
192
How does that work? Or was this an "uncle" uncle? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2021 10:03 AM (16vTQ) He didn't have any brothers or sisters. Seems obvious to me. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (Zz0t1) ======== Then how is he anyone's uncle? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (LvTSG) 195
How does that work? Or was this an "uncle" uncle?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2021 10:03 AM (16vTQ) My real uncle. His mother had no more children after him because that would involve the you-know-what. Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (45fpk) 196
He didn't have any brothers or sisters.
Seems obvious to me. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (Zz0t1) But if he's her uncle then he's either her mom's brother or her father's brother....ergo.... Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (cF8AT) 197
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Then how is he anyone's uncle? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (LvTSG) That's not the point of the story. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (Zz0t1) 198
193 Weird AP thing here: "U.S. survey suggests most nonwhite student were still learning entirely online as of last month"???
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (iDvKn) ======== Black administrators and black teachers in majority black school districts are racist against black children. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 10:06 AM (LvTSG) 199
How does that work? Or was this an "uncle" uncle?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState Uncle by marriage. Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 10:06 AM (Rvt88) 200
Then how is he anyone's uncle?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (LvTSG) He married my aunt. Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:06 AM (45fpk) 201
197 ========
Then how is he anyone's uncle? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (LvTSG) That's not the point of the story. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (Zz0t1) ======== One could call it a plot hole. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 10:06 AM (LvTSG) 202
194 192
How does that work? Or was this an "uncle" uncle? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2021 10:03 AM (16vTQ) He didn't have any brothers or sisters. Seems obvious to me. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (Zz0t1) Then how is he anyone's uncle? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (LvTSG) LOL Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2021 10:06 AM (I76dP) 203
How soon until this is a common feature of all electric cars "for your safety"?
https://www.inputmag.com/tech/amazon-delivery- drivers-must-consent-to-invasive-new-surveillance-or- be-fired (remove extra spaces) It's for your own good, deplorable!!!1111!! Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2021 10:06 AM (dWwl8) 204
But if he's her uncle then he's either her mom's brother or her father's brother....ergo.... Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (cF8AT) Some family trees are straight lines....... Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:07 AM (Zz0t1) 205
Uncle in Law
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2021 10:07 AM (I76dP) 206
Did you know doctors are guilty of "fat phobia" against the "fat community" when they try to tell their patients to lose weight?
- I was a victim of this just yesterday. (Actually, I've last 18 lbs. since last appointments three months ago.) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2021 10:07 AM (VVEnO) 207
Well, the bags under her eyes indicate that she has been having sex.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 24, 2021 10:07 AM (2BZBZ) 208
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:56 AM (LvTSG)
You, sir, are not a great American. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2021 10:07 AM (2JVJo) 209
He didn't have any brothers or sisters.
Seems obvious to me. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM "Uncle" being the brother of one of your parents, this gets complicated... Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2021 10:07 AM (16vTQ) 210
207 Well, the bags under her eyes indicate that she has been having sex.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 24, 2021 10:07 AM (2BZBZ) ======== Or it's been a long night of refusals. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 10:07 AM (LvTSG) Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 10:07 AM (Rvt88) 212
A lady told me once that my twin sister and I were "identical twins".
Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2021 10:08 AM (AwYPR) 213
"My uncle was an only child." would be a great first line of a novel.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2021 10:08 AM (NQwsw) 214
208 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:56 AM (LvTSG)
You, sir, are not a great American. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2021 10:07 AM (2JVJo) ======== I thought it was funny. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 10:08 AM (LvTSG) Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2021 10:08 AM (cF8AT) 216
174 The ruff collar was a device created to block the odors from an unwashed body in ancient times, as people routinely went weeks and months without bathing.
Its inventor, Ike M Ruff, was asked to create something that would stop a person from being overwhelmed with the sharp, tear inducing body odor that so often would accompany bacterial growth on the unwashed masses. Posted by: Incorrect Facts at March 24, 2021 09:59 AM (I76dP) *looks around nervously* We are NOT talking about AtC here. She is invariably sweet-smelling as well as possessing a gentle demeanor.... *keeps looking around* Posted by: Renaissance Neck Doily Salesman at March 24, 2021 10:08 AM (PiwSw) 217
He married my aunt.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:06 AM *facepalms* Thank you. My covfefe hasn't quite kicked in yet. I'll just sit quietly over here for the remainder of the thread. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2021 10:09 AM (16vTQ) 218
He looks like Billy from the 2nd season of Stranger Things, except without testosterone.
Posted by: 496 at March 24, 2021 10:09 AM (U1eOr) 219
Then how is he anyone's uncle?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (LvTSG) He married my aunt. Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:06 AM (45fpk) BOOM goes the dynamite. Wait...... Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:09 AM (Zz0t1) 220
CBS News
@CBSNews Krispy Kreme will you give you a free doughnut every day this year - if you've been vaccinated - Heck of a business plan! Actually, free doughnuts is probably a bigger health threat to me than the 'Rona. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2021 10:10 AM (VVEnO) 221
She knows something he does not know.
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2021 10:10 AM (XH/zt) 222
CBS News
@CBSNews Krispy Kreme will you give you a free doughnut every day this year - if you've been vaccinated - Heck of a business plan! Actually, free doughnuts is probably a bigger health threat to me than the 'Rona. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2021 10:10 AM (VVEnO) Well, there goes the Food Pyramid. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:10 AM (Zz0t1) 223
She knows something he does not know.
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2021 10:10 AM That she is not left handed? *goes back to sitting quietly over here* Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2021 10:10 AM (16vTQ) 224
Families. How do they work.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:11 AM (45fpk) 225
She knows something he does not know. Posted by: runner at March 24, 2021 10:10 AM (XH/zt) Yeah, her dick is bigger than his. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2021 10:11 AM (9Om/r) 226
I have 2 older sisters but I was raised like an only child
my sisters lived with my dad in Dallas and I was shipped of to the farm as a newborn, to be raised by my grandparents not many kids around Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2021 10:11 AM (6iURM) 227
Families. How do they work.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:11 AM (45fpk) Poorly, waaaayyyy too often. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:11 AM (Zz0t1) 228
@CBSNews
Krispy Kreme will you give you a free doughnut every day this year - if you've been vaccinated *** So the people who have been vaccinated still have to wear masks because they can infect other people, and restaurants are asking people who KNOWINGLY have the virus to go out in public and interact with other people. SCEINZ! Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 24, 2021 10:11 AM (bm04m) 229
Krispy Kreme wants to kill you slowly.
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2021 10:11 AM (XH/zt) 230
Krispy Kreme wants to kill you slowly.
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2021 10:11 AM (XH/zt) Softly. With his song. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:12 AM (Zz0t1) 231
Did you know doctors are guilty of "fat phobia" against the "fat community" when they try to tell their patients to lose weight?
===== I'm overweight as well as a smoker. Told my kids that if I get sick enough to go to a doctor just buy the funeral service then. My compound leg fracture (tripping over one of the Extraordinary Elderly Pets) will wait until my 'weight issues' and/or 'smoking issues' are resolved. Posted by: mustbequantum at March 24, 2021 10:12 AM (MIKMs) Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 24, 2021 10:12 AM (yQpMk) 233
I think I used to drink with that guy
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 24, 2021 10:12 AM (Wm5SB) Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2021 10:12 AM (6iURM) 235
Robert Reich is the definition of being a "little racist"
Posted by: SMOD at March 24, 2021 10:12 AM (3aI0K) Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 10:12 AM (Rvt88) 237
Can you hurry up and finish the painting? We're ready to get to the honeymoon part.
Posted by: brak at March 24, 2021 10:12 AM (cG+eD) 238
Yeah, her dick is bigger than his.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2021 10:11 AM (9Om/r) Why is it always about Markle...? Posted by: runner at March 24, 2021 10:12 AM (XH/zt) 239
She knows something he does not know.
She looks like an early Karen: She knows everything about everything. Just axe her, she'll be happy to tell you all about it. He is so terribly screwed...just not in the good way. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 24, 2021 10:13 AM (HaL55) 240
The man in this painting looks like he'd be more comfortable driving a beat-up old Chevy Chevelle loaded with four high school buddies and a case of Keystone Ice to the swimmin' hole.
Posted by: PabloD, boop/bop/beep at March 24, 2021 10:13 AM (792+X) 241
Not getting the Shot. I like my chances without it.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 24, 2021 10:13 AM (28Fzt) 242
Wir haben keine Krispy Kreme hier.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 24, 2021 10:13 AM (sjdRT) 243
I think I used to drink with that guy
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 24, 2021 10:12 AM (Wm5SB) Did he wonder then why all those homos kept sucking his cock? Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:13 AM (Zz0t1) 244
Not getting the Shot. I like my chances without it.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 24, 2021 10:13 AM (28Fzt) This. 98.7% of infected don't know they are and 99% of infected fully recover. I'll take my chances. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:14 AM (Zz0t1) 245
Did he wonder then why all those homos kept sucking his cock?
Posted by: Sponge It was the damnest thing. . . Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 10:14 AM (Rvt88) 246
I've never cared for Krispy Kreme donuts. Maybe if they're super fresh they're ok, but even store brand produced donuts seem better to me.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2021 10:14 AM (G2zl5) 247
it looks like she would hang. Him.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 24, 2021 10:14 AM (jvt6t) 248
The ruff collar was a device created to block the odors from an
unwashed body in ancient times, as people routinely went weeks and months without bathing. I can't even imagine... The Dutch were meticulous about their white linen though. Kept it scrupulously clean, and even had an entire catalog of different types of crisp white linen for different purposes. Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2021 10:14 AM (DJFLF) 249
Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 24, 2021 10:15 AM (w9Wax) 250
Krispy Kreme Macht Frei
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 24, 2021 10:15 AM (28Fzt) Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 24, 2021 10:15 AM (HaL55) 252
I've never cared for Krispy Kreme donuts. Maybe if they're super fresh they're ok, but even store brand produced donuts seem better to me.
Posted by: Buzzion Are you more of a cake donut guy as opposed to a risen donut fan? Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 10:15 AM (Rvt88) 253
Wir haben keine Krispy Kreme hier.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 24, 2021 10:13 AM (sjdRT) It's CLOSED anyway, because Covid!!!! Posted by: Mein Fuher Merkel at March 24, 2021 10:15 AM (Zz0t1) 254
Kids from N.E.P.H.E.W.
Posted by: SMOD at March 24, 2021 10:15 AM (3aI0K) 255
It was the damnest thing. . .
He tried wearing a menacing studded codpiece but that just seemed to get them more excited. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 24, 2021 10:15 AM (yQpMk) 256
looks like she has a K and N cold air intake setup on her stoma.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 24, 2021 10:15 AM (DjiZK) 257
Krispy Kreme will you give you a free doughnut every day this year - if you've been vaccinated
** Click my name field if you want free Krispy Kreme donuts for a year. Cuz imma guess those drive-through employees ain't calling the Food Lion parking lot where you got your immunization shot to cross-reference the batch numbers with their records. Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 24, 2021 10:16 AM (bm04m) 258
He looks like he just got done talking about what his favorite thing about high school girls is.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2021 10:16 AM (G2zl5) 259
Krispy Kremes are way over-rated. I ate one once. That was enough.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:16 AM (45fpk) 260
the woman has fluid in her right hand ... makes it puffy, abnormal.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2021 10:17 AM (Cus5s) 261
Brothers and sisters, I have none. But that man's father is my father's son.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2021 10:17 AM (Uh2oA) 262
Lysenko - is there a place/site that lists bath numbers?
Asking for a friend. Thanks for the vac doc btw. Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 10:17 AM (Rvt88) 263
He looks like he just got done talking about what his favorite thing about high school girls is.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2021 10:16 AM (G2zl5) They just tried anal. He caught. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:17 AM (Zz0t1) 264
Owen Wilson and Natalie Portman?
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2021 10:18 AM (c3dw6) 265
JHC - 'batch' numbers.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 10:18 AM (Rvt88) 266
"My uncle was an only child." would be a great first line of a novel.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2021 10:08 AM (NQwsw) Ed Wood once opened a short story with what I think is a great line: "I woke up early the morning I died." Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2021 10:18 AM (2JVJo) 267
Krispy Kremes are way over-rated. I ate one once. That was enough.
** I think it - like BBQ, bagels, etc. - all depends on what "home" tastes like. While I will eat a cake donut, I lurv me some Krispy Kreme Hot Nows and will happily eat two even though I know it will make my stomach hurt. Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 24, 2021 10:18 AM (bm04m) 268
Krispy Kreme wants to kill you slowly.
Posted by: runner I donut see the hole in this argument. Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 *** My eyes are glazed over. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 10:18 AM (lSpWa) 269
Lysenko - is there a place/site that lists bath numbers?
** That's the neat part. Who is going to check? Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 24, 2021 10:18 AM (bm04m) Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:18 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2021 10:18 AM (VVEnO) 272
Krispy Kreme will you give you a free doughnut every day this year - if you've been vaccinated
replacing the threat of kung flu with diabetes Posted by: brak at March 24, 2021 10:19 AM (cG+eD) 273
Krispy Kreme wants to kill you slowly.
Posted by: runner I donut see the hole in this argument. Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 *** My eyes are glazed over. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 10:18 AM (lSpWa) SPRINKLES!!!!! Posted by: Tag Team, Back Again at March 24, 2021 10:19 AM (Zz0t1) 274
@JackPosobiec
Cringe Challenge: See how many times you can actually make it through this Biden voter video. I could only do 1 and only just barely. https://tinyurl.com/yh2c2lq4 @JackPosobiec 9m PLOT TWIST: This person is a former VP of Media Matters (I posted this video late in a thread yesterday. I couldn't make it past 25 seconds) Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2021 10:19 AM (cF8AT) 275
Utah's governor signs bill requiring all cellphones and tablets sold in the state to block porn.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 10:19 AM (iDvKn) 276
Are you more of a cake donut guy as opposed to a risen donut fan?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 10:15 AM (Rvt8 Either really. But never forget ace's classic rant that regular donuts are the worst donuts of all. Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2021 10:20 AM (G2zl5) 277
Cringe Challenge: See how many times you can actually make it through this Biden voter video. I could only do 1 and only just barely.
https://tinyurl.com/yh2c2lq4 @JackPosobiec 9m PLOT TWIST: This person is a former VP of Media Matters (I posted this video late in a thread yesterday. I couldn't make it past 25 seconds) Posted by: Tami Are we sure it isn't satire? Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 10:20 AM (Rvt88) 278
@JackPosobiec
Cringe Challenge: See how many times you can actually make it through this Biden voter video. I could only do 1 and only just barely. https://tinyurl.com/yh2c2lq4 Not a cult. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:21 AM (Zz0t1) 279
Krispy donuts are strictly mediocre. They offer nothing 10,000 other bakeries don't already have.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021 10:21 AM (o2MD2) 280
Utah's governor signs bill requiring all cellphones and tablets sold in the state to block porn.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 10:19 AM (iDvKn) Uh...... That's not your role, Governor. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (Zz0t1) 281
259 Krispy Kremes are way over-rated. I ate one once. That was enough.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:16 AM (45fpk) Me - Took one bite, the rest went into the garbage. Posted by: runner at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (XH/zt) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (VVEnO) Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (7bRMQ) 284
I can eat 50 Krispy Kremes.
Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (yQpMk) 285
279 Krispy donuts are strictly mediocre. They offer nothing 10,000 other bakeries don't already have.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021 10:21 AM (o2MD2) Crap displays in the local Kroger by the milk and eggs is about it. Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (G2zl5) 286
Some folk will use clothes as a crutch
To hide blemishes, weakness and such But this couple right here Has a case more severe As it simply displays that they're Dutch! Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (OUMaO) 287
Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 24, 2021 10:18 AM (bm04m)
I have to go to Staples this weekend anyway. I'm going to buy some card stock and do this. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (2JVJo) 288
Families. How do they work. Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:11 AM Disfunctionally except in rare exceptions. Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (N/gDA) 289
276 Are you more of a cake donut guy as opposed to a risen donut fan?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 10:15 AM (Rvt8 definitely "risen" Posted by: Jesus at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (6iURM) 290
271 Media Now Claims Shooter Was Factually Arab, But Morally White
- From the Bee. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2021 10:18 AM (VVEnO) Granted the pic I saw of the shooter, I didn't notice a "prayer bump" that is so often associated with devout islamists. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (N39Ws) 291
Click my name field if you want free Krispy Kreme donuts for a year.
Cuz imma guess those drive-through employees ain't calling the Food Lion parking lot where you got your immunization shot to cross-reference the batch numbers with their records. Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 24, 2021 *** Now here is a great American. I'm off to order some card stock! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (lSpWa) 292
Krispy Kremes are way over-rated. I ate one once. That was enough. ** I think it - like BBQ, bagels, etc. - all depends on what "home" tastes like. While I will eat a cake donut, I lurv me some Krispy Kreme Hot Nows and will happily eat two even though I know it will make my stomach hurt. Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 24, 2021 10:18 AM (bm04m) I grew up in the Krispy Kreme region. No Boston guy here I can promise you. Sure KK's can be great hot off the oil. But they are mainly pastry. The best donuts I ever had were made by my mom, at very rare time. They were the old school cake donuts you fried in oil. I like donut with some heft to deal with the coffee. Now we have artisnal shit, which is mainly about the toppings. Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (OgcCr) 293
Utah's governor signs bill requiring all cellphones and tablets sold in the state to block porn.
There'll be no room on the phone for photos since the pr0n-blocker will take up all the resources. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (HaL55) 294
I can't even imagine...
The Dutch were meticulous about their white linen though. Kept it scrupulously clean, and even had an entire catalog of different types of crisp white linen for different purposes. Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2021 10:14 AM (DJFLF) They used to use urine to whiten fabric. "Nothing like the piss smell of freshly washed linen!", they used to say. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2021 10:23 AM (xfb67) 295
280 Utah's governor signs bill requiring all cellphones and tablets sold in the state to block porn.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 10:19 AM (iDvKn) Uh...... That's not your role, Governor. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (Zz0t1) ========= I'm of two minds: 1) This goes against liberty. 2) The Left is using Big Tech to manipulate the entire planet, so we might as well fight back somehow. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 10:23 AM (LvTSG) 296
Cringe Challenge: See how many times you can actually make it through this Biden voter video. I could only do 1 and only just barely.
https://tinyurl.com/yh2c2lq4 @JackPosobiec 9m PLOT TWIST: This person is a former VP of Media Matters (I posted this video late in a thread yesterday. I couldn't make it past 25 seconds) Posted by: Tami Oh FFS. CRINGE. Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 24, 2021 10:23 AM (TdMsT) 297
I get a Lady Macbeth vibe. Like he's all "man, it ain't easy, this foppish dandy hustle on these streets today. But I've got this." And she's all "naw, bruh. You gotta kill your boss and take his shit. For us. C'mon. Do it, pussy. There won't be any consequences."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2021 10:23 AM (Uh2oA) 298
They offer nothing 10,000 other bakeries don't already have.
** I don't disagree, and we are fortunate enough to have more than a couple fantastic mom and pop bakeries/donut shops nearby, but Krispy Kreme does offer the same thing other chain restaurants offer, which is predictability and recognition. I know I can see a sign on a trip and get a donut with sprinkles for the kids without having to stop at three bakeries before I find one that also sells donuts. Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 24, 2021 10:23 AM (bm04m) 299
Krispy donuts are strictly mediocre. They offer nothing 10,000 other bakeries don't already have.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021 *** We have a Krispy in the suburbs directly across the street from a Tastee Donuts, which is local (I think) and has been around for decades. (I hope they're still open.) Given a desire for donuts, I prefer Tastee. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 10:24 AM (lSpWa) 300
Canary in the bloody coal mine - UK looking into making the not-Vax mandatory for healthcare workers.
We all knew this was coming, right? The Jab will eventually be "required" of all good plebs in the West. Story here: https://bit.ly/3rfoR3r Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 24, 2021 10:24 AM (NYS7S) 301
Krispy Kreme has had to have been playing with getting themselves noticed for a year or two. I noticed at least a year ago lines that stopped actual traffic on the highway. I didn't look into it because to be honest, I did not care. But they must have been giving away something, or selling it at an extreme discount for some fanfare.
I am so old I remember when Krispy Kreme went public. The stock was a rising star, right up 'til the point it was not. Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 10:25 AM (OgcCr) 302
He: I'm getting a blow job tonight!
She: You'll never get another blow job. Posted by: OrangeEnt Added: He: Honey, I'll be working late tonight. Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 10:25 AM (Rvt88) 303
He: I'm getting a blow job tonight!
She: You'll never get another blow job. Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (7bRMQ) There's a story that when Marilyn Monroe signed her first contract at 20th Century-Fox, she went back to her apartment, waved the contract at her roommate and said, "That's the last cock I'll ever have to suck!" Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2021 10:25 AM (2JVJo) 304
Are we sure it isn't satire?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 10:20 AM (Rvt8 Nope. Here's the page it came from... https://tinyurl.com/yf8kewde Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2021 10:26 AM (cF8AT) 305
I prefer Krispy Kremes. Especially the Hot Now.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 24, 2021 10:26 AM (yQpMk) 306
As it simply displays that they're Dutch!
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (OUMaO) Oven. Posted by: Ernest Borgnine at March 24, 2021 10:26 AM (Zz0t1) 307
Exit polls indicate another hung government in Israel.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 10:26 AM (iDvKn) 308
Cringe Challenge: See how many times you can actually make it through this Biden voter video. I could only do 1 and only just barely.
https://tinyurl.com/yh2c2lq4 @JackPosobiec 9m PLOT TWIST: This person is a former VP of Media Matters (I posted this video late in a thread yesterday. I couldn't make it past 25 seconds) Posted by: Tami Those are the eyes of a woman whose husband hasn't given her an orgasm in five years. Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2021 10:26 AM (jOcSX) 309
I think that video is satire.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:26 AM (45fpk) 310
41 She has realized the power she has in the marriage, and she's considering how best to use it.
He already knows he's lost. Dutch women enjoyed civil rights that their English and Continental sisters did not. They were fairly emancipated, even progressive, for the 17th c, So yeah she knows she wields the pimp hand. Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2021 10:27 AM (DJFLF) 311
Especially the Hot Now.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 24, 2021 10:26 AM (yQpMk) Is that anything like a Hot Carl? If so, ewwwwwwww. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:27 AM (Zz0t1) 312
Now we have artisnal shit, which is mainly about the toppings.
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (OgcCr) ** Yeah, we've got a place nearby named Duck Donuts that is this way. It's interesting the first time you have it, but I prefer the old fashioned mom and pop style. Plus you can usually get petitfours there, and those things are great. Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 24, 2021 10:27 AM (bm04m) 313
Former VP of Media Matters. Probably NOT satire, then. Geez Louise, lady.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:27 AM (45fpk) 314
Put me into the "Krispy Kremes are overrated" camp. Honestly, the donuts from the grocery store bakery are just fine. Or make them at home, it's not difficult.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2021 10:27 AM (jOcSX) 315
307 Exit polls indicate another hung government in Israel.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 10:26 AM (iDvKn) But at least it will be circumcised. Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2021 10:28 AM (G2zl5) 316
not bashing them, as i have one of the original joints in my A.O. But there is a time for a good cake donut. The history of Krispy Kreme is this Southern guy paid a French chef to give him a donut recipe. It worked, there is no question there. When I was growing up, KK donuts were mostly sold cold and used by boosters for high school football teams, bands, Girl Scouts, whatever.
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 10:28 AM (OgcCr) 317
Former VP of Media Matters. Probably NOT satire, then. Geez Louise, lady.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:27 AM (45fpk) She should've been in a grocery store in Colorado, IMO. Too soon? Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:28 AM (Zz0t1) 318
Oh FFS. CRINGE.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 24, 2021 10:23 AM (TdMsT) The eyes are a window to the soul. This is the one where you don't put anything in it. Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 24, 2021 10:28 AM (jvt6t) 319
I prefer Krispy Kremes. Especially the Hot Now.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) *** Remember when they would give everyone a free Hot Now when the sign was lit because they knew you'd buy at least one more? Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 24, 2021 10:29 AM (bm04m) 320
So wait a minute...
If the shooter came from Syria... And Syria, technically, is in Asia... And the shooter was shot in the leg by a cop... And the cop is probably white... BOOM! White guy shoots Asian! Trump's fault! Hurry guys! The narrative is back in place! Posted by: "Tater" Stelter at March 24, 2021 10:29 AM (fhxSN) 321
They used to use urine to whiten fabric.
"Nothing like the piss smell of freshly washed linen!", they used to say. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2021 10:23 AM (xfb67) The wealthier class imported their linen from France, where bolts of fabric were set out in sunny fields to bleach. Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2021 10:29 AM (DJFLF) 322
Now I want donuts.
Actually mostly I just want a vehicle of my own again so I can get donuts. But donuts would help kill the pain. Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at March 24, 2021 10:30 AM (OUMaO) 323
OMG that singing Karen is a freaky bitch. And the people who made this video are shitty at propaganda. She looks like a complete psycho. Like, "bring the men in white coats, stat. And not the vaccine guys. I mean the straitjacket guys."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2021 10:30 AM (Uh2oA) 324
Donuts are great, but apple fritters will kill ya. I do so love the damn things still warm with a steaming mug of strong java with a little half 'n' half....
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021 10:30 AM (o2MD2) 325
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2021 10:27 AM (jOcSX)
Everyone around here swears by Round Rock donuts. Yuck. Shipley Donuts FTW!! Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 24, 2021 10:30 AM (jvt6t) 326
So, a bib for adults. Interesting, didn't know that, but it makes some practical sense in a world where nice clothes might not be easy to clean.
Posted by: Revenant at March 24, 2021 09:42 AM (/UtAg) collars and neckties came about the same way, as a means of protecting outwear from sweat and oil from the body. Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2021 10:30 AM (jOcSX) 327
OMG that singing Karen is a freaky bitch. And the people who made this video are shitty at propaganda. She looks like a complete psycho. Like, "bring the men in white coats, stat. And not the vaccine guys. I mean the straitjacket guys."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2021 10:30 AM (Uh2oA) Not mentioning that everything she sings is utter bullshit. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:30 AM (Zz0t1) 328
He: I'm getting a blow job tonight!
She: You'll never get another blow job. Posted by: OrangeEnt Added: He: Honey, I'll be working late tonight. Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 She: my third cousin twice removed will keep me company ...plays mandolin like mad! Posted by: runner at March 24, 2021 10:31 AM (XH/zt) 329
Every time Paolo removes a donut, she screams a bit louder.
Posted by: The Paolo at March 24, 2021 10:31 AM (Zz0t1) 330
To hell with donuts... Shipley Kolaches!
Posted by: IP at March 24, 2021 10:32 AM (pWrfh) 331
Donuts are great, but apple fritters will kill ya. I do so love the damn things still warm with a steaming mug of strong java with a little half 'n' half....
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021 10:30 AM Love me some cider donuts in the fall. Trouble is, being 29, cider donuts do not love me. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2021 10:32 AM (16vTQ) 332
What is with Israel? Are they trying to mess with Italy's post war record? Not wanting to joke around here as I am the biggest Israel supporter out there. But at what point does a "two state solution" mean the normals in Israel and the Leftists?
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 10:32 AM (OgcCr) 333
@Breaking911 8m
JUST IN: Sen. Manchin (D-WV) says he'll vote against the House-passed background check bill -CNN Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2021 10:32 AM (cF8AT) 334
323 OMG that singing Karen is a freaky bitch. And the people who made this video are shitty at propaganda. She looks like a complete psycho. Like, "bring the men in white coats, stat. And not the vaccine guys. I mean the straitjacket guys."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2021 10:30 AM (Uh2oA) She does look like she's a few cards short of a full deck. Posted by: dantesed at March 24, 2021 10:32 AM (88xKn) 335
There's a story that when Marilyn Monroe signed her first contract at 20th Century-Fox, she went back to her apartment, waved the contract at her roommate and said, "That's the last cock I'll ever have to suck!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2021 10:25 AM (2JVJo) Lucille Ball told a similar story. 1940, the then struggling 29-year old was brought in to see one of the big-wigs at MGM (I forget which). Once she was alone, he walked out from behind the desk, walked right in front of her, dropped his pants and simply said "Suck it!". Which she did because it was understood that's what it took to get a studio contract. Pedowood has been the Hellmouth for a long time. Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 24, 2021 10:33 AM (NYS7S) 336
330 To hell with donuts... Shipley Kolaches!
Posted by: IP at March 24, 2021 10:32 AM (pWrfh) Bingo!! Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 24, 2021 10:33 AM (jvt6t) 337
335 Lucille Ball told a similar story. 1940, the then struggling 29-year old was brought in to see one of the big-wigs at MGM (I forget which). Once she was alone, he walked out from behind the desk, walked right in front of her, dropped his pants and simply said "Suck it!". Which she did because it was understood that's what it took to get a studio contract.
Pedowood has been the Hellmouth for a long time. Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 24, 2021 10:33 AM (NYS7S) ======== Meryl Streep is shocked to learn this. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 10:33 AM (LvTSG) Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021 10:33 AM (2SdPm) 339
Dude has an assholish, semi-punchable face.
Chick has RBF. They have many years of marital bliss awaiting, I'm sure. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 24, 2021 10:34 AM (JZT2F) 340
Here's an interesting video a 17th century Dutch woman getting dressed.
https://youtu.be/uIod2n234Zw Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2021 10:34 AM (jOcSX) 341
I wonder what pissed her off THIS time. He looks sick of it already.
Posted by: Been there at March 24, 2021 10:34 AM (rxR5g) 342
good morning.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021 10:34 AM (2SdPm) 343
Former VP of Media Matters. Probably NOT satire, then. Geez Louise, lady.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:27 AM (45fpk) -------- Oh, so she worked for David Brock? That explains everything. Mental illness, exacerbated by a cloistered elitist bubble life and a shitload of cocaine. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2021 10:34 AM (Uh2oA) 344
Donuts are great, but apple fritters will kill
ya. I do so love the damn things still warm with a steaming mug of strong java with a little half 'n' half.... Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021 10:30 AM Love me some cider donuts in the fall. Trouble is, being 29, cider donuts do not love me. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2021 10:32 AM (16vTQ) Cider donuts are the best really. I think they are regional but I could be wrong about that. They are huge in the Shenandoah Valley. They are cake donuts with pretty much the best flavoring a donut can have. Even some of the tourist stuff is pretty damn good. Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 10:34 AM (OgcCr) 345
Honeymoon done be over!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2021 10:35 AM (yrol0) 346
To hell with donuts... Shipley Kolaches!
Posted by: IP at March 24, 2021 10:32 AM (pWrfh) Kolache Factory Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 24, 2021 10:35 AM (DjiZK) 347
Wife is just back from the vet's.
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 24, 2021 10:35 AM (GYqYy) 348
Here's an interesting video a 17th century Dutch woman getting dressed.
https://youtu.be/uIod2n234Zw Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2021 10:34 AM (jOcSX) She really needed to start naked. Nicely stacked, that one. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:35 AM (Zz0t1) 349
Those are the eyes of a woman whose husband hasn't given her an orgasm in five years.
WTFF did I just watch for 40 seconds? I'm pretty sure she has been "widowed" three times already. She's a True Believer. And by "true believer" I mean she's a batshit crazy prog. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 24, 2021 10:35 AM (HaL55) 350
Wife is just back from the vet's.
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 24, 2021 10:35 AM (GYqYy) She Ok? Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:35 AM (Zz0t1) 351
Cider donuts are the best really. I think they are regional but I could be wrong about that. They are huge in the Shenandoah Valley. They are cake donuts with pretty much the best flavoring a donut can have. Even some of the tourist stuff is pretty damn good.
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 10:34 AM (OgcCr) --------------- Yeah, about the whole "no longer 29 any unable to enjoy donuts" thing. Word. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021 10:36 AM (2SdPm) 352
There was the bit in the Ed Wood movie where the Wood character was trying to get Vampira (who already had a successful TV show) to schmooze with his backers to get them to fork over the cash.
"I already have a job. I don't have to blow some dentist." Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 24, 2021 10:36 AM (JZT2F) 353
Today's "Upper Room" reflection on praying in the midst of situations that don't seem to change:
https://www.upperroom.org/devotionals/en-2021-03-24 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2021 10:36 AM (VP4Cd) 354
>>> She knows something he does not know.
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2021 10:10 AM That she is not left handed? *goes back to sitting quietly over here* Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2021 10:10 AM (16vTQ) ======== Nice. But now I'm mad that I didn't think of it. Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at March 24, 2021 10:37 AM (o9apC) 355
She is somewhat corpulent. Fat hands.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 24, 2021 10:38 AM (2BZBZ) Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021 10:38 AM (2SdPm) 357
@JackPosobiec
Ladies and gentlemen, we did it @urbandictionary rupar: To purposely be misleading by mischaracterizing a statement or video by omitting context. https://tinyurl.com/yjwhjjjn Hahahaha! Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2021 10:38 AM (cF8AT) 358
Reminds me of my ex (Chicago born and bred) after I was raving about these amazing kolache things from Shipley. She promised to make them on Sunday and what I got was some unsweetened cookie type thing with fruit on it.
It was then I learned that Chicago folk have a language barrier. Posted by: IP at March 24, 2021 10:38 AM (pWrfh) 359
Didn't a Rodney Dangerfield joke start with "the wife just got back from the vet's"??
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 10:38 AM (iDvKn) 360
Nicely stacked, that one.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:35 AM (Zz0t1) Yup. Here's another who is nicely stacked. https://youtu.be/HDZXA6IWkIo Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2021 10:38 AM (jOcSX) 361
> Sen. Manchin (D-WV) says he'll vote against the House-passed background check bill -CNN
Man-Balls-On-Chin spokesman: "Don't worry. He'll be fucking you in the ass on something else later to make up for this." Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 24, 2021 10:38 AM (JZT2F) 362
@JackPosobiec
Ladies and gentlemen, we did it @urbandictionary rupar: To purposely be misleading by mischaracterizing a statement or video by omitting context. https://tinyurl.com/yjwhjjjn Hahahaha! Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2021 10:38 AM (cF8AT) To be fair, that's today's media in general. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:39 AM (Zz0t1) 363
I don't understand these donut "wars." Donuts of any brand are one of the few good, true, and beautiful things left in this world....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 24, 2021 10:39 AM (7bRMQ) 364
Meryl Streep is shocked to learn this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 10:33 AM (LvTSG) Haha - yeah. Suuuuuure she is. Gwyneth Paltrow, too. Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 24, 2021 10:40 AM (NYS7S) 365
>>> Here's an interesting video a 17th century Dutch woman getting dressed.
https://youtu.be/uIod2n234Zw Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2021 10:34 AM (jOcSX) That video describes my emotional state at two different times in my life. First after getting married and thinking "hey let's go out to do something" and realizing it will take another 5-10 minutes for my wife to get ready when I could be ready from naked in bead to walking out the door in less than one minute if I wanted. The second after having a baby and thinking "hey let's go out to do something" and realizing it will take a half hour to get all the stuff you take with you after you have a kid. Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2021 10:40 AM (NQwsw) 366
Yup. Here's another who is nicely stacked.
https://youtu.be/HDZXA6IWkIo Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2021 10:38 AM (jOcSX) And nippin......a bit homely, but agreed. Let me know when you find the ones where they're UN-dressing. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:40 AM (Zz0t1) 367
JUST IN: Sen. Manchin (D-WV) says he'll vote against the House-passed background check bill -CNN
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2021 10:32 AM (cF8AT) Until tomorrow Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 24, 2021 10:40 AM (7bRMQ) 368
Wakes up
Scratches Looks around Dang. In that painting you can easily see who controls the checkbook. Goes looking for coffee. Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2021 10:40 AM (axyOa) 369
> Exit polls indicate another hung government in Israel.
Hung? They elected Gene Simmons to be their new PM? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 24, 2021 10:40 AM (JZT2F) 370
367 JUST IN: Sen. Manchin (D-WV) says he'll vote against the House-passed background check bill -CNN
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2021 10:32 AM (cF8AT) Until tomorrow Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 24, 2021 10:40 AM (7bRMQ) ======= Romney will vote for it because it's the most conservative option and he's the most conservative politician. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 10:40 AM (LvTSG) 371
The stories up thread about sexual extortion are often out of sight, out of mind for me. Thanks for the reminders. Really. Morons have enlightened us in the past. It helps to know and be constantly aware that people can be absolute garbage. Especially those with some sort of power over others. We have what, 535 potential pieces of absolute shit in DC capable of anyfuckinthing. D R or I in front of the name. It is scary, especially if they conspire. Trump was in the lions den.
Beware anyone pointing at others and calling THEM nazis. Chances are, they are absolute pieces of shit. Or one of Satans Retards. Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 24, 2021 10:41 AM (rxR5g) 372
Here's an interesting video a 17th century Dutch woman getting dressed.
They had color film in the 17th century? I thought for sure it would be black and white. Posted by: Diesel Jones at March 24, 2021 10:41 AM (Vu7A1) 373
I saw Naked in Bead open for Bare Naked Ladies at the Alamodome in 2012.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:41 AM (Zz0t1) 374
"Germany commits millions of dollars to help ensure all Holocaust survivors are able to get vaccinated."
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 10:41 AM (iDvKn) 375
... That explains everything. Mental illness, exacerbated by a cloistered elitist bubble life and a shitload of cocaine.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2021 10:34 AM (Uh2oA) ++++ You broke the code. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2021 10:41 AM (Jsjd7) 376
The second after having a baby and thinking "hey let's go out to do something" and realizing it will take a half hour to get all the stuff you take with you after you have a kid.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2021 10:40 AM (NQwsw) ------------ Butttt...babies are also a built in excuse to get out of doing something, too. "I'm sorry, we can't make it to the XYZ function because Rosalyn was unavailable for little Calvin." Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021 10:42 AM (2SdPm) 377
Fresh beignet donuts in New Orleans -- at least in the 80s -- FTW!
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2021 10:42 AM (c3dw6) Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2021 10:42 AM (NQwsw) 379
"Germany commits millions of dollars to help ensure all Holocaust survivors are able to get vaccinated."
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 10:41 AM (iDvKn) It's a TRAP!! - Admiral Hans Ackbar Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 24, 2021 10:42 AM (NYS7S) 380
>>> "I'm sorry, we can't make it to the XYZ function because Rosalyn was unavailable for little Calvin."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021 10:42 AM (2SdPm) So true, very useful. Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2021 10:43 AM (NQwsw) 381
363 I don't understand these donut "wars." Donuts of any brand are one of the few good, true, and beautiful things left in this world....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 24, 2021 10:39 AM (7bRMQ) You know nothing of the fight. http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=370082 Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2021 10:43 AM (G2zl5) 382
Hung? They elected Gene Simmons to be their new PM?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 24, 2021 10:40 AM (JZT2F) -------------------- Zombie Milton Berle. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021 10:43 AM (2SdPm) 383
"Germany commits millions of dollars to help ensure all Holocaust survivors are able to get vaccinated."
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 10:41 AM (iDvKn) "Germany parks train car by river with "Free Candy" sign." Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:44 AM (Zz0t1) 384
Here's an interesting video a 17th century Dutch woman getting dressed.
https://youtu.be/uIod2n234Zw Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2021 10:34 AM (jOcSX) She really needed to start naked. Nicely stacked, that one. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:35 AM While the young lady is, how you say, a 1, the Paolo, he is grateful for the less complicated, modern fashions. Posted by: Paolo at March 24, 2021 10:44 AM (16vTQ) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 24, 2021 10:44 AM (JZT2F) 386
Hell, our Supreme Court is likely compromised and has human garbage seated. Just spreading that Sunshine!
Posted by: Johnny Sunshineseed at March 24, 2021 10:44 AM (rxR5g) 387
Germany commits millions of dollars to help ensure all Holocaust survivors are able to get vaccinated."
In case they missed any. Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 24, 2021 10:44 AM (m6qV1) 388
not dissing Kolaches for even a second. I know how they can be as important a food item as any . Many of my family have left Central Tex on a plane with Kolaches as their only carry on. I would brink that dried beef sausage that pretty much no other region can replicate or even tries to.
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 10:44 AM (OgcCr) 389
She really needed to start naked.
Nicely stacked, that one. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:35 AM (Zz0t1) I stopped watching when they started sealing them off. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2021 10:44 AM (9Om/r) 390
"Germany commits millions of dollars to help ensure all Holocaust survivors are able to get vaccinated."
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 10:41 AM (iDvKn) "Germany parks train car by river with "Free Candy" sign." Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:44 AM (Zz0t1) Germans really do hate to leave any job unfinished, amirite? Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 24, 2021 10:44 AM (NYS7S) 391
While the young lady is, how you say, a 1, the Paolo, he is grateful for the less complicated, modern fashions.
Posted by: Paolo at March 24, 2021 10:44 AM (16vTQ) No underpants, so all you need to do is hike up her skirts. Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2021 10:44 AM (jOcSX) Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 24, 2021 10:45 AM (TdMsT) 393
Fresh beignet donuts in New Orleans
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2021 10:42 AM (c3dw6) Not Donuts! Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2021 10:45 AM (AwYPR) 394
You know nothing of the fight. http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=370082 Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2021 10:43 AM (G2zl5) Exhibit C: The Cheese Danish Cheese Danishes have a mix of flavors and textures that make them, in scientific terms, "a gang-bang for your face." LMFAO. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:45 AM (Zz0t1) 395
Romney will vote for it because it's the most conservative option and he's the most conservative politician.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 10:40 AM (LvTSG) Just in: Utah Governor signs bill requiring the blocking of Mitt Romney from the Senate.... Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 24, 2021 10:46 AM (7bRMQ) 396
This painting is so Dutch I could see it on a cigar pack. All kidding aside. When I was in the Ducherlands, we made a point of seeing Nightwatch, and then looking for the Dutch Masters cigar painting.
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 10:46 AM (OgcCr) 397
I stopped watching when they started sealing them off. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2021 10:44 AM (9Om/r) Ditto.... Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:46 AM (Zz0t1) 398
Tranny at it this time over a 'transition' cake:
Jack Phillips is back in court, and every American has a stake in the outcome. The owner of Masterpiece Cakeshop in Lakewood, Colorado, is best known already for winning a 2018 decision in the U.S. Supreme Court over his treatment by the state's laughably named Civil Rights Commission and its blatant discrimination against his Christian beliefs. Now, he's in a courtroom again, with those same beliefs under a new attack. Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 10:46 AM (iDvKn) 399
I don't understand these donut "wars." Donuts of any brand are one of the few good, true, and beautiful things left in this world....
Posted by: OrangeEnt ** I'd be arrested for being a pacifist or conscientious observer or whatever it's called these days. Eat what you want, and can I have one of those please? Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 24, 2021 10:47 AM (bm04m) Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 24, 2021 10:47 AM (46GDR) 401
Now, he's in a courtroom again, with those same beliefs under a new attack.
Well, it doesn't involve the NCAA, so I guess I get to be on the baker's side on this one. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2021 10:48 AM (H5knJ) 402
JUST IN: Sen. Manchin (D-WV) says he'll vote against the House-passed background check bill -CNN
Rmoney Suzie-Q Cokebear Toomey NC RINOs Unless it's to break a filibuster they don't need his vote. Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 24, 2021 10:48 AM (NYS7S) 403
Wow- DocZero is on a twitter rage this morning on 2A. He speaks for me!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 24, 2021 10:48 AM (HyD8c) 404
Now, he's in a courtroom again, with those same beliefs under a new attack.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 10:46 AM (iDvKn) Targeted harassment via lawsuit. The lawyer who took this should be disbarred. Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2021 10:48 AM (G2zl5) 405
Naked in bed? Wrote a song about it. Wanna hear it? Here it goes!
Posted by: Squeeze, Black Coffee in Bed at March 24, 2021 10:49 AM (rxR5g) 406
Dem Rep. Escobar: Texas Governor Saying Migrants Bringing Covid Is 'Racist'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2021 09:58 AM Has this dumbass ever heard of Ellis Island? Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2021 10:49 AM (axyOa) 407
Tranny at it this time over a 'transition' cake:
Jack Phillips is back in court, and every American has a stake in the outcome. They will hound him to the grave. A lesser man would have given in by now. He is not that man. Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:49 AM (45fpk) 408
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 10:44 AM (OgcCr)
Lots of Czech settlements in the 1850's here in Texas thank G-d. They brought the kolaches/klobasnek's with them. Yes, the dried sausage is pretty damned good. Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 24, 2021 10:50 AM (jvt6t) 409
You know nothing of the fight.
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=370082 Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2021 10:43 AM (G2zl5) You are a great American. Posted by: Diesel Jones at March 24, 2021 10:50 AM (Vu7A1) 410
There's a famous French novel written in 1678 called 'The Princess of Cleves' - it's thought to be the first genuine novel, and it's set 100 years earlier at the court of Henri II of France. It was filmed with great attention to accuracy in 1961 (I made English fansubs for it) including the costumes. The actress playing the lead character described how just wearing the clothes of the 1580s made you act differently - you could hardly bend at the waist. When she's lying down fully dressed, she's like a doll, unable to move; when she gets up, a servant has to put her shoes on for her. And the stiff ruff that she wore for hours left actual grooves in the skin of her neck! It sounded excruciating. And then imagine wearing all that stuff in the summer when it was hot, to boot.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 24, 2021 10:50 AM (+CYtv) 411
"Germany commits millions of dollars to help ensure all Holocaust survivors are able to get vaccinated."
WWII ended 75+ years ago. How many of them can there be at this point? Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2021 10:50 AM (H5knJ) 412
at this point, there is one thing I know about Manchin. He will never switch parties. If he becomes a Repub, the spotlight will be off him. WV voters made their choice. They had a real choice and made it. Why would Manchin become one of 50 or 51? Right now, his view decides many things, and the press wants to hear from him.
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 10:50 AM (OgcCr) 413
Her expression might just be the peevishness and discomfort that comes of sitting for hours in a corset and flouncery.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 24, 2021 09:33 AM (Dc2NZ) I see it as more of a suppressed smirk. And, golly! More than 400 posts already. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2021 10:51 AM (mzC78) 414
Transmission cake? w/overdrive?
Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2021 10:51 AM (AwYPR) Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 24, 2021 10:51 AM (HyD8c) 416
> She really needed to start naked.
Yes. And they should have started with the stockings. Naked with just the stockings. Yep. More efficient that way. Yeah, efficient. I have to admit to doing a Beavis-style "heh-heh-heh" when the term "boning channel" was mentioned. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 24, 2021 10:51 AM (JZT2F) 417
They will hound him to the grave. A lesser man would have given in by now. He is not that man.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:49 AM (45fpk) --------------- However, every Christian in this country should sit up and take notice, because Philips is a warning as to what is headed our way. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021 10:51 AM (2SdPm) 418
406 Dem Rep. Escobar: Texas Governor Saying Migrants Bringing Covid Is 'Racist'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2021 09:58 AM Has this dumbass ever heard of Ellis Island? Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2021 10:49 AM (axyO These idiots never have any clue about that stuff. They want to use a poem stuck on a statue as immigration policy. I like suggesting we go back to the immigration policy we had when that poem was put there. Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2021 10:51 AM (G2zl5) 419
Now, he's in a courtroom again, with those same beliefs under a new attack.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 10:46 AM (iDvKn) Targeted harassment via lawsuit. The lawyer who took this should be disbarred. Isn't it the same lawyer who filed the first suit? Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 24, 2021 10:51 AM (SchxB) 420
WWII ended 75+ years ago. How many of them can there be at this point? Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2021 10:50 AM (H5knJ) None, if this works. - Germany Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:51 AM (Zz0t1) 421
Occidentalphobic
Posted by: SMOD at March 24, 2021 10:51 AM (3aI0K) 422
There's a famous French novel written in 1678 called 'The Princess of Cleves' - it's thought to be the first genuine novel, and it's set 100 years earlier at the court of Henri II of France. It was filmed with great attention to accuracy in 1961 (I made English fansubs for it) including the costumes. The actress playing the lead character described how just wearing the clothes of the 1580s made you act differently - you could hardly bend at the waist. When she's lying down fully dressed, she's like a doll, unable to move; when she gets up, a servant has to put her shoes on for her. And the stiff ruff that she wore for hours left actual grooves in the skin of her neck! It sounded excruciating. And then imagine wearing all that stuff in the summer when it was hot, to boot.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 24, 2021 10:50 AM (+CYtv) -- And then imagine the smell. Posted by: Revenant at March 24, 2021 10:52 AM (yngc4) 423
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 24, 2021 10:50 AM (+CYtv)
I read that book long ago; I remember enjoying it, I haven't seen the movie, Didn't know there was one; Thanks for the details about it. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2021 10:53 AM (VP4Cd) 424
There's a famous French novel written in 1678 called 'The Princess of Cleves' - it's thought to be the first genuine novel
==================== Hold my beer, Frenchie. Posted by: Don Quixote at March 24, 2021 10:53 AM (HyD8c) 425
Fresh beignet donuts in New Orleans -- at least in the 80s -- FTW!
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2021 *** Sopapillas in NM are pretty much the same thing, except no powdered sugar. You add honey for sweetness. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 10:53 AM (lSpWa) 426
They will hound him to the grave. A lesser man would have given in by now. He is not that man.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:49 AM (45fpk) That's what these demon-possessed fiends are living for now: trying to make good people commit suicide. Being damned themselves, they want to spread the blackness around them and take other souls to Hell with them. Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 24, 2021 10:53 AM (+CYtv) 427
There's a famous French novel written in 1678 called 'The Princess of Cleves' - it's thought to be the first genuine novel, and it's set 100 years earlier at the court of Henri II of France. It was filmed with great attention to accuracy in 1961 (I made English fansubs for it) including the costumes. The actress playing the lead character described how just wearing the clothes of the 1580s made you act differently - you could hardly bend at the waist. When she's lying down fully dressed, she's like a doll, unable to move; when she gets up, a servant has to put her shoes on for her. And the stiff ruff that she wore for hours left actual grooves in the skin of her neck! It sounded excruciating. And then imagine wearing all that stuff in the summer when it was hot, to boot.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 24, 2021 10:50 AM (+CYtv) Now add in infrequent bathing. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2021 10:54 AM (/Wu52) 428
she's wearing the cone of shame
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 24, 2021 10:54 AM (v3pYe) 429
And then imagine the smell.
Posted by: Revenant at March 24, 2021 10:52 AM (yngc4) ---------------- That's alright, because on a warm day, I take care of being able to smell everyone. Posted by: The moat around the castle at March 24, 2021 10:54 AM (2SdPm) 430
Now add in infrequent bathing. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2021 10:54 AM (/Wu52) We have BUSH!!! Posted by: Booger at March 24, 2021 10:54 AM (Zz0t1) 431
Targeted harassment via lawsuit. The lawyer who took this should be disbarred.
Isn't it the same lawyer who filed the first suit? Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 24, 2021 10:51 AM (SchxB) If it is then I think that proves my point at it being targeted harassment via lawsuit. Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2021 10:55 AM (G2zl5) 432
Waste of a good canvas. Why would anyone other than family hang something like this?
They look very elite-ish. Posted by: creeper at March 24, 2021 10:55 AM (XxJt1) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2021 10:55 AM (VVEnO) 434
There's a famous French novel written in 1678 called 'The Princess of Cleves' - it's thought to be the first genuine novel, and it's set 100 years earlier at the court of Henri II of France. It was filmed with great attention to accuracy in 1961 (I made English fansubs for it) including the costumes. The actress playing the lead character described how just wearing the clothes of the 1580s made you act differently - you could hardly bend at the waist. When she's lying down fully dressed, she's like a doll, unable to move; when she gets up, a servant has to put her shoes on for her. And the stiff ruff that she wore for hours left actual grooves in the skin of her neck! It sounded excruciating. And then imagine wearing all that stuff in the summer when it was hot, to boot.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 24, 2021 10:50 AM (+CYtv) I have a bizarre interest in historical costuming and one of the common refrains from that community is that historical clothing actually wasn't bad. Corsets and stays might impede mobility a small amount, but generally not enough to cause problems, and that heat wasn't too bad, since natural materials breathe better and are lighter in summer. Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2021 10:55 AM (jOcSX) 435
Lucille Ball told a similar story. 1940, the then struggling 29-year old was brought in to see one of the big-wigs at MGM (I forget which). Once she was alone, he walked out from behind the desk, walked right in front of her, dropped his pants and simply said "Suck it!". Which she did because it was understood that's what it took to get a studio contract.
Pedowood has been the Hellmouth for a long time. Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 24, 2021 10:33 AM (NYS7S) That was Harry Cohn, head of Columbia. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2021 10:55 AM (2JVJo) 436
Hold my beer, Frenchie.
Posted by: Don Quixote at March 24, 2021 10:53 AM (HyD8c) OK, OK, I forgot about you! But that was a one-off; nobody thinks of Spain as a trend-setter. Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 24, 2021 10:55 AM (+CYtv) 437
That was Harry Cohn, head of Columbia.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2021 10:55 AM (2JVJo) Ah, you're right! Thank you for the correction. Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 24, 2021 10:56 AM (NYS7S) 438
That was Harry Cohn, head of Columbia.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2021 *** Of whom Red Skelton was supposed to have said, when Cohn died and there were throngs of people at his funeral, "Give the people what they want and they'll come." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 10:56 AM (lSpWa) 439
Portrait Of A Young Married Couple
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means Posted by: Inigo Montoya at March 24, 2021 10:56 AM (3MG/9) 440
Their offspring went on to be supporting cast members in "The Hills Have Eyes"
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 24, 2021 10:57 AM (II3Gr) 441
> I like suggesting we go back to the immigration policy we had when that poem was put there.
1903? We had open borders then, with the sole exception of China. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 24, 2021 10:57 AM (JZT2F) 442
Public baths were actually a fairly common sight in many parts of medieval Europe. People may not have bathed every day, but certainly would have bathed when necessary.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2021 10:58 AM (jOcSX) 443
Wow. When Brooke Shields fucks herself up she doesn't mess around. Broken femur with multiple surgeries and steel rods. I wish her well.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021 10:58 AM (o2MD2) 444
If it is then I think that proves my point at it being targeted harassment via lawsuit.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2021 10:55 AM (G2zl5) --------------- I'm pretty sure this wouldn't work in CA, because CA has laws, which, oddly enough, are enforced, such legal harassment. Instead, CA would sick multiple government agencies on you. So, we got that going for us. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021 10:58 AM (2SdPm) 445
Wow. When Brooke Shields fucks herself up she doesn't mess around. Broken femur with multiple surgeries and steel rods. I wish her well.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021 10:58 AM (o2MD2) Maybe they can fix her manface while they're in there. But, yes. Prayers for her recovery. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:59 AM (Zz0t1) 446
> MSNBC Blames 'Racist' Ronald Reagan for Atlanta Shootings
Reagan has a long arm from the grave, doesn't he? The commies in California are still blaming "Reagan" for their homeless problem, despite the fact that he hasn't been Governor of California in 45 years. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 24, 2021 11:00 AM (JZT2F) 447
Did anyone say cone of shame?
Posted by: scottst at March 24, 2021 11:00 AM (/QQch) 448
Maybe they can fix her manface while they're in there. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:59 AM (Zz0t1) That's a terrible thing to say. Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 24, 2021 11:00 AM (II3Gr) 449
George Segal RIP
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2021 11:01 AM (63Dwl) 450
Take my wife - please!!!
Posted by: Biden's Dog at March 24, 2021 11:01 AM (fupSC) 451
That's a terrible thing to say. Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 24, 2021 11:00 AM (II3Gr) *snicker* Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:01 AM (Zz0t1) 452
America needs the FBI to be plowed under the earth. Start over.
https://tinyurl.com/5mmrxnph Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent @unscriptedmike The FBI knew in advance the identity of Ahmad Al Aliwi Alissa. And the Pulse Nightclub shooter. San Bernardino terrorists. Boston Marathon Bombers. Garland Texas shooters. Parkland High School shooter. Fort Hood shooter. Never has one entity known so much and done so little. - Maybe they hire only the blind to watch the watch list. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2021 11:02 AM (VVEnO) 453
Take my wife - please!!!
Posted by: Biden's Dog at March 24, 2021 11:01 AM (fupSC) Get in line, bitch. Posted by: Henny Youngman at March 24, 2021 11:02 AM (Zz0t1) 454
America needs the FBI to be plowed under the earth. Start over.
https://tinyurl.com/5mmrxnph Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 24, 2021 10:51 AM (HyD8c) I hope nobody here watches either of those dogshit propaganda shows on CBS on Tuesdays. Some of their other network shows, particularly Bull, seem to enjoy making Hannity's 99% look buffoonish. Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:02 AM (y7DUB) 455
Public baths were actually a fairly common sight in
many parts of medieval Europe. People may not have bathed every day, but certainly would have bathed when necessary. Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2021 10:58 AM (jOcSX) I try to be fair, at least at times. When it comes to cultural differences, I do try to be fair. The line I always heard was Euros thought Americans wanted to smell like soap. The Euros had no issue with the aroma of the human body. It is a fine line, but of course as an American, I go with the soap. Hell, to be honest, I know people who bitched about the Brits. I never noticed that, but it is a cultural difference. Many from the Continent. think we shower unnecessarily. Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 11:03 AM (OgcCr) 456
George Segal RIP
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2021 *** As I mentioned on the overnight thread, he was a working actor for several decades, but never got to the household name/superstar level. He did both drama and comedy, and got an Oscar nomination as Best Supporting Actor for Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? -- he and Sandy Dennis played the "normal" couple visiting, and drinking, with George and Martha. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 11:03 AM (lSpWa) 457
Maybe they hire only the blind to watch the watch list.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2021 11:02 AM (VVEnO) -------------- The FBI no longer exists to catch criminals. They exist as the Praetorian Guard for the Deep State, and, as such, are charged with making up crimes to use against those who would dare rise above their station. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021 11:03 AM (2SdPm) 458
Sopapillas in NM are pretty much the same thing, except no powdered sugar. You add honey for sweetness.
Some places will also cover them in cinnamon and granulated sugar, but least they'll offer you a choice. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 24, 2021 11:04 AM (SchxB) 459
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Maybe they hire only the blind to watch the watch list. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2021 11:02 AM (VVEnO) Seems it should be called the no watch list. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:04 AM (Zz0t1) 460
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 24, 2021 10:50 AM (+CYtv)
I never took note of that when I read Princesse, nor have I seen the movie but I will definitely look that up. Enjoyed your comment. Posted by: Ziba at March 24, 2021 11:04 AM (S1hrL) 461
She has a calculating look and 3 of their eyes have bags under them. It could be from not enough sleep; but, why doesn't both of his eyes have the same bags.
Her left hand has a kerchief or a handful of hair, are they into whipping? Her hands both look like they are swollen, edema? She might be *really* sick/infirm. Wouldn't hang in my MIL's room. Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 24, 2021 11:04 AM (gtatv) 462
Will someone please tell me what the letters in RUPAR stand for? I cannot figure it out quickly and, as you know, I am a moron.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 24, 2021 11:05 AM (rxR5g) 463
Of whom Red Skelton was supposed to have said, when Cohn died and there were throngs of people at his funeral, "Give the people what they want and they'll come."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 10:56 AM (lSpWa) Red was a *very* funny man. Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:05 AM (y7DUB) 464
Wouldn't hang in my MIL's room.
Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 24, 2021 11:04 AM (gtatv) He likes me! He really really likes me!!! Posted by: Your MIL at March 24, 2021 11:05 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Your MIL at March 24, 2021 11:06 AM (Zz0t1) 466
Why doesn't the FBI be honest and change their name to KGB?
Posted by: Northern lurker at March 24, 2021 11:06 AM (lgiXo) 467
Just Shoot ME! should be a Horde favorite. The show regularly portrays Segal, Trump, and Brian Dennehy.
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 11:06 AM (OgcCr) 468
DAMNIT!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:06 AM (Zz0t1) 469
458 Sopapillas in NM are pretty much the same thing, except no powdered sugar. You add honey for sweetness.
Raise the Flag!!! (only cultured morons will know this.) Posted by: Panchos at March 24, 2021 11:07 AM (jvt6t) 470
Just Shoot ME! should be a Horde favorite. The show regularly portrays Segal, Trump, and Brian Dennehy.
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 11:06 AM (OgcCr) Can't stomach that much David Spade..... Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:07 AM (Zz0t1) 471
Just Shoot ME! should be a Horde favorite. The show regularly portrays Segal, Trump, and Brian Dennehy.
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 *** And little Laura San Giacomo, known to us as the crazy girl in Quigley Down Under. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 11:07 AM (lSpWa) 472
Raise the Flag!!! (only cultured morons will know this.) Posted by: Panchos at March 24, 2021 11:07 AM (jvt6t) Used to have plate staking contests when going there on school trips in high school. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:08 AM (Zz0t1) 473
Why doesn't the FBI be honest and change their name to KGB?
They don't want to change the stationary. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 24, 2021 11:08 AM (SchxB) 474
I don't know about this lack of bathing stuff back then. Even when the power has been out for days, no water, no heater, the wife and I *still* find a way to take at least a 'bird bath' at the end of the day. Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 24, 2021 11:08 AM (N/gDA) 475
Rupar is a leftist MFM type's name who lies for Vox. It's not an acronym.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 11:08 AM (iDvKn) 476
465 RUPAR
R U Possibly A Retard Maybe....I just made that up, if not. Posted by: Your MIL at March 24, 2021 11:06 AM (Zz0t1) Well done. If not the official words, it works incredibly well. Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 24, 2021 11:08 AM (rxR5g) 477
And little Laura San Giacomo, known to us as the crazy girl in Quigley Down Under. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 11:07 AM (lSpWa) Little? Those things are HUGE. Butterface...... Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:09 AM (Zz0t1) 478
Just Shoot ME! should be a Horde favorite. The show regularly portrays Segal, Trump, and Brian Dennehy.
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 11:06 AM (OgcCr) ------------- Laura San Giacomo Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021 11:09 AM (2SdPm) 479
Wow. When Brooke Shields fucks herself up she doesn't mess around. Broken femur with multiple surgeries and steel rods. I wish her well.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021 10:58 AM All those YouTube dental hygiene commercials with her saying "I can't wait to see what comes next" re aging. Careful what you ask for. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2021 11:09 AM (16vTQ) 480
Warren's wealth tax:
The bill mandates a breathtaking $100 billion increase in IRS funding over the next ten years. Even with a massive increase for 2021, the IRS annual budget is just over a tenth of that figure, at $11.92 billion. Warren also seeks to mandate a greater number of annual audits for this engorged IRS to conduct: Each year, one third of those covered would be audited, on everything from cars to art. Such calculations would require establishing not just their purchase price but their current market value. The rich wanted the dems in charge, time to give them the democrats long, hard, and wide. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2021 11:09 AM (iqA6d) 481
Used to have plate staking contests when going there on school trips in high school.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:08 AM (Zz0t1) I have wrecked my digestive system there a time or three...... Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 24, 2021 11:09 AM (jvt6t) 482
I always loved Sopapillas in New Mexico. Tried to order them in Mexican restaurant in Texas once and they asked me WTF were Sopapillas?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021 11:09 AM (o2MD2) 483
And little Laura San Giacomo, known to us as the crazy girl in Quigley Down Under.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 11:07 AM (lSpWa) Little? Those things are HUGE. Butterface...... Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 *** True about her endowments. But she's a petite woman. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 11:10 AM (lSpWa) 484
I just started trying a fake keto per Ace, and now all I hear is Kolaches, Sopapillas, and donuts. I am sure one pizza wont hurt.
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 11:10 AM (OgcCr) 485
Butterface......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:09 AM (Zz0t1) -------------- Weirdo. Why were you looking at her face? Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021 11:10 AM (2SdPm) 486
Butterface......
She's certainly interesting-looking. Can't figure out if she's good looking or not. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 24, 2021 11:10 AM (HaL55) 487
Neither one of them look particularly happy.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2021 11:11 AM (iqA6d) 488
Butterface......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:09 AM (Zz0t1) -------------- Weirdo. Why were you looking at her face? Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021 *** Girls' faces can be sexy. A knowing smile is one hell of a turn-on. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 11:11 AM (lSpWa) 489
aw Laura's face was cute!
she was pretty fun in Just Shoot Me - decent in The Stand too you guys are harsh lol she's a button Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 24, 2021 11:11 AM (j9HX3) 490
I was thinking R U but could not shake All Repair in my mind for AR. Side note, that RU486 morning after pill immediately says Are You For Murder in my mind. Cannot shake that, even for a blastocyst for some reason.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 24, 2021 11:11 AM (rxR5g) 491
Weirdo.
Why were you looking at her face? Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021 11:10 AM (2SdPm) It's a slight distraction. Must be the teeth, for obvious reasons. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:11 AM (Zz0t1) 492
Girls' faces can be sexy. A knowing smile is one hell of a turn-on.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 11:11 AM (lSpWa) And warm, wet, full and inviting lips...... Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021 11:12 AM (o2MD2) 493
Neither one of them look particularly happy.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy What? Laura San Giacomo's cans? Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 11:12 AM (Rvt88) 494
She's certainly interesting-looking. Can't figure out if she's good looking or not.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 24, 2021 11:10 AM (HaL55) --------------- I have to admit, I loved that gap toothed smile of hers. I don't know if she ever had it fixed, but, I did find that interesting. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021 11:12 AM (2SdPm) 495
How many false flag operations do you suppose the left will run before they declare the Constitution null and void?
Posted by: creeper at March 24, 2021 11:13 AM (XxJt1) 496
Neither one of them look particularly happy.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy What? Laura San Giacomo's cans? Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 11:12 AM I volunteer to help cheer them up. 'Cause I'm a giver, me. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2021 11:13 AM (16vTQ) 497
It's a guy's name: Aaron Rupar. He's a dick who 'works' for Vox.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 11:13 AM (iDvKn) 498
Girls' faces can be sexy. A knowing smile is one hell of a turn-on.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 11:11 AM (lSpWa) And warm, wet, full and inviting lips...... Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021 *** For some reason I think Barbara Bosson, Steven Bochco's ex and the captain's ex-wife on Hill Street Blues, has really appealing lips and teeth. . . . Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 11:13 AM (lSpWa) 499
It's a guy's name: Aaron Rupar. He's a dick who 'works' for Vox.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 11:13 AM (iDvKn) Well, then my acronym works. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:13 AM (Zz0t1) 500
For some reason I think Barbara Bosson, Steven Bochco's ex and the captain's ex-wife on Hill Street Blues, has really appealing lips and teeth. . . . Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 11:13 AM (lSpWa) Ugh.....if that's the case, I missed it as I couldn't get past her horrible hair....... Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:14 AM (Zz0t1) 501
And warm, wet, wuby wed, full and inviting lips......
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021 11:12 AM (o2MD2) Jus' ' I could.cuz Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2021 11:14 AM (AwYPR) 502
I just had my wife's ears cropped.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 24, 2021 11:15 AM (2DOZq) 503
Never has one entity known so much and done so little.
FBI wants guns banned. They watch these shooters knowing that the completed act will advance their agenda. They think it makes them look good to make an intel dump on the shooter within hours of the shooting. And if a few innocents have to die to get guns banned, all for a good cause. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2021 11:15 AM (iqA6d) 504
How many false flag operations do you suppose the left will run before they declare the Constitution null and void?
Posted by: creeper at March 24, 2021 11:13 AM (XxJt1) ------------------ You mean make known to the general public that which has been obvious to anyone paying attention? Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021 11:15 AM (2SdPm) 505
Hey, guys, my cans are down here.
Posted by: Alternate Universe at March 24, 2021 11:15 AM (jvt6t) 506
For some reason I think Barbara Bosson, Steven Bochco's ex and the captain's ex-wife on Hill Street Blues, has really appealing lips and teeth. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius Not for me - more of a Barbara Babcock kind of guy. Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 11:15 AM (Rvt88) 507
For some reason I think Barbara Bosson, Steven Bochco's ex and the captain's ex-wife on Hill Street Blues, has really appealing lips and teeth. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 11:13 AM (lSpWa) Ugh.....if that's the case, I missed it as I couldn't get past her horrible hair....... Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 *** I liked that '80s hair. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 11:15 AM (lSpWa) Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2021 11:16 AM (DMUuz) 509
>>> And warm, wet, full and inviting lips......
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021 The whole puffy lip thing has gotten out of control. It has gotten out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2021 11:16 AM (6kpT2) 510
505 Hey, guys, my cans are down here.
Posted by: Alternate Universe at March 24, 2021 11:15 AM (jvt6t) =========== https://tinyurl.com/aswt8tsb Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 11:16 AM (LvTSG) Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2021 11:16 AM (6kpT2) 512
The whole puffy lip thing has gotten out of control. It has gotten out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2021 11:16 AM (6kpT2) -------------------- Yup. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021 11:17 AM (2SdPm) 513
For some reason I think Barbara Bosson, Steven Bochco's ex and the captain's ex-wife on Hill Street Blues, has really appealing lips and teeth. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 11:13 AM (lSpWa) Ugh.....if that's the case, I missed it as I couldn't get past her horrible hair....... Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:14 AM (Zz0t1) I don't think anyone played the annoying ex more convincingly than Fay Furillo. Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:17 AM (y7DUB) 514
Noodus simianus major
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 11:17 AM (lSpWa) 515
The whole puffy lip thing has gotten out of control. It has gotten out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2021 11:16 AM (6kpT2) https://tinyurl.com/jhftadtn Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:18 AM (Zz0t1) 516
I never took note of that when I read Princesse, nor have I seen the movie but I will definitely look that up. Enjoyed your comment.
Posted by: Ziba at March 24, 2021 11:04 AM (S1hrL) The movie is very beautiful - script was by Jean Cocteau, adapted from the novel, and Jean Marais played the Prince. The movie was almost immediately attacked by the New Wave scruffians as being too classical and beautiful, so it didn't do well. Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 24, 2021 11:18 AM (+CYtv) 517
I liked that '80s hair.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 11:15 AM So did we. '70s, too. Posted by: zombies Hugh Hefner and Bob Guicchone at March 24, 2021 11:18 AM (DMUuz) 518
Yeah, RUPAR is a shamed journalist. If you say R U Possibly Retarded, you must be doxxed, cancelled, and hopefully beaten or murdered. Your violent rhetoric will not be tolerated by kind and loving people like us.
Posted by: Satans Retards at March 24, 2021 11:19 AM (rxR5g) 519
> I loved that gap toothed smile of hers.
That's called a "diastemma", and in many cultures it's considered a sign that the person having it is sexually charged. That belief is found in cultures as diverse as late medieval England (Chaucer's "gap-toothed wife of Bath") and Ghana and Nigeria (where it's considered so sexy that some people have dental surgery to create one artificially). ✸≈≈≈≈ The more you know. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 24, 2021 11:20 AM (JZT2F) 520
> I don't think anyone played the annoying ex more convincingly than Fay Furillo.
Furillo was into the cuckery, I think. Gets rid of a Bitch Queen wife, immediately hooks up with a Bitch Queen lawyer. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 24, 2021 11:21 AM (JZT2F) 521
I always loved Sopapillas in New Mexico. Tried to order them in Mexican restaurant in Texas once and they asked me WTF were Sopapillas? Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021 11:09 AM (o2MD2) you went to the wrong place. I will admit they are bigger in New Mexico. but I promise you Texans love them. Then thing about these local foods is even in the area, most places suck. I will never forget when I met a guy in Texas who was legit. He gave me a card to show at his restaurant and for real, it was the best i have ever had. To be fair, I think i can make most of that Tex Mex pretty damn well, but it has been so many years under the bridge. But my point is the really great places are rare on the ground, it is just the way thinks work. Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 11:31 AM (OgcCr) 522
try getting really good fish and chips in London. There are places that will change your world, but you have to look out for them. Same with Italy, if you are outside the Vatican, the chances of getting a great meal are slim. When in doubt, look for the most uninviting place you can find. If they have no menus outside translated into many languages, that is a good start. Another tip is to ignore the tourist crowds. Walk a few blocks away and go where the locals eat.
not that you asked, but that is advice i earned well and I am happy to share it. Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 11:34 AM (OgcCr) 523
Boston's Museum of Fine Arts has the original (https://tinyurl.com/39ztwvz5). I see him as foolish, in large part because he strongly resembles someone I once knew who was total doper and airhead.
But she's cute and probably fun and will likely become pretty chunky as the menagerie of kids she'll have gets larger, but a good person to know. She thinks he'll manage her dowry well enough, but that's to be seen. Maybe, maybe not. Posted by: PubliusII at March 24, 2021 09:51 PM (NCsa7) 524
And just to add to the above, in a 1969
book on the Museum of Fine Arts, Perry Rathbone (MFA director at the time) wrote about this painting, "This beautiful painting makes it clear why Jacob Jordaens became the popular successor as a portrait painter in Antwerp of Rubens and Van Dyck, his older and more famous contemporaries. As Rubens' assistant, Jordaens had ample opportunity to study with the master. Indeed, it may be taken as a compliment to this Double Portrait that it was long considered the work of Rubens himself. Direct in conception and full of vitality in its portrayal of two personalities... This young couple in their personal pride, self-possession, and their patent alluence symbolize the establishment of a powerful bourgeoisie in the Netherlands at the time." Posted by: PubliusII at March 24, 2021 09:57 PM (NCsa7) Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.0642 seconds. |
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