Mid-Morning Art Thread

Jordaens Married.jpg

Portrait Of A Young Married Couple
Jacob Jordaens

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 They look happy

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2021 09:30 AM (U2p+3)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

3 First!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 24, 2021 09:30 AM (Zm+LZ)

4 They look related.

Young married couple in Arkansas?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

5 A marriage of convenience?

He seems fruity.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

6 On the left I see only regret, on the right I see anger.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 24, 2021 09:31 AM (Zm+LZ)

7 She looks like Scarlett Johansson.

Posted by: Mrs. Hypocrisy at March 24, 2021 09:31 AM (gl8jM)

8
Looking at her face, I'd say he's definitely in trouble.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 24, 2021 09:31 AM (mht8P)

9 He looks puzzled. She looks pissed. Not a good start.

Posted by: huerfano at March 24, 2021 09:31 AM (DzhEB)

10 Is that an accorrdian around her neck?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 09:32 AM (45fpk)

11 This couple's into the ruff stuff!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 24, 2021 09:32 AM (Dc2NZ)

12 As you wish....

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 24, 2021 09:32 AM (w9Wax)

13
Sniper has a shotgun, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 24, 2021 09:32 AM (mht8P)

14 Painted immediately after he said "Calm down. It's just a portrait."

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 09:32 AM (Rvt88)

15 She looks pissed. Not a good start.
Posted by: huerfano at March 24, 2021 09:31 AM (DzhEB)


Humans, like household pets, don't really like wearing the cone of shame.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

16 They don't look very happy.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2021 09:32 AM (nxdel)

17 Boy look at the lip on her.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 24, 2021 09:32 AM (WGara)

18 Alternate title:

"Portrait Of A Young Married Couple Upon Being Told That 'Ruffles Have Ridges'"

Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2021 09:32 AM (dWwl8)

19 Her right hand has some kind of a fungus.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 09:32 AM (45fpk)

20 Her expression might just be the peevishness and discomfort that comes of sitting for hours in a corset and flouncery.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 24, 2021 09:33 AM (Dc2NZ)

21 She's gonna tear that poor husband of hers right up! Wink, wink, nudge, nudge...

Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2021 09:33 AM (gmo/4)

22 Alternate title:

"Portrait Of A Young Married Couple Upon Being Told That 'Ruffles Have Ridges'"


*goes searching for onion dip

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 24, 2021 09:33 AM (w9Wax)

23 Damn. They're in for a ruff life.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2021 09:33 AM (16vTQ)

24 She's pissed because he's still sloshed from the bachelor party.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

25 I'd like to hear the backstory on this one, as well as what the bet was for.

Posted by: Roy at March 24, 2021 09:33 AM (ZvT++)

26 It was a confusing wedding night, he's a pussy and she is really a dick

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 24, 2021 09:33 AM (OOmwL)

27 That neck thingy would be great for plugging leaky dikes. Or dykes. I'm not sure.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 24, 2021 09:33 AM (F0YaR)

28 The millstone ruff is pretty characteristic of the 1620s.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 24, 2021 09:34 AM (WGara)

29
Her right hand has some kind of a fungus.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 09:32 AM (45fpk)

_________

Chancres.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 24, 2021 09:34 AM (mht8P)

30 She looks fun.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:34 AM (LvTSG)

31 Alternate title:

"Portrait Of A Young Married Couple Upon Being Told That 'Ruffles Have Ridges'"


*goes searching for onion dip
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 24, 2021 09:33 AM (w9Wax)


You know Wavy is MUCH better for dippin.'

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

32 Those ladies' fashions always remind me of Fram Air Filters wrapped around their necks.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2021 09:34 AM (O+I8R)

33 Good portrait, but she does look a little sulky. He on the other hand looks like he's been caught doing something he shouldn't.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 09:34 AM (lSpWa)

34 Is she wearing a cone of shame?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2021 09:34 AM (Bmy3R)

35 They're into ruff sex!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 09:34 AM (iDvKn)

36 There's a joke to be made about "ruff" and "muff," but I can't think of it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2021 09:34 AM (2JVJo)

37 Dunnage 'round the neck.

Posted by: klaftern at March 24, 2021 09:34 AM (RuIsu)

38 Puffy man hands.

Posted by: red speck at March 24, 2021 09:34 AM (gS3OW)

39 She's a lot like you, the dangerous type

-The Cars


Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2021 09:34 AM (gmo/4)

40 I once made a Halloween costume ruff out of coffee filters.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 24, 2021 09:35 AM (Dc2NZ)

41 She has realized the power she has in the marriage, and she's considering how best to use it.

He already knows he's lost.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:35 AM (LvTSG)

42 I like the way they look directly out at us. They don't look happy. Wondering why this was the art for today.

Posted by: Ziba at March 24, 2021 09:35 AM (S1hrL)

43 If you look at the artist's painting of an old married couple, it's just a blank background on canvas.

Posted by: Roy at March 24, 2021 09:35 AM (ZvT++)

44 Is that massive cone so she can't turn around and bite him?

Posted by: red speck at March 24, 2021 09:35 AM (gS3OW)

45
He on the other hand looks like he's been caught doing something he shouldn't.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 09:34 AM (lSpWa)

_________

So, your typical husband.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 24, 2021 09:35 AM (mht8P)

46 Good portrait, but she does look a little sulky. He on the other hand looks like he's been caught doing something he shouldn't.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

"Listen Doofus, when she said she needed help pushing up her stool, that IS NOT what she wanted."

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 09:35 AM (Rvt88)

47 Good portrait, but she does look a little sulky. He on the other hand looks like he's been caught doing something he shouldn't.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 09:34 AM (lSpWa)


It's Sparkle and Harry.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 09:35 AM (45fpk)

48 He will never be able to make her happy. That's prolly a political mawwage.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 24, 2021 09:35 AM (HaL55)

49 41 She has realized the power she has in the marriage, and she's considering how best to use it.

He already knows he's lost.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:35 AM (LvTSG)

"End it. For the love of God just end it!" his eyes cry out.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 24, 2021 09:36 AM (Zm+LZ)

50 Him: "She'll never change! I love her so!"
Her: "I can make him better! I love him so!"

Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 09:36 AM (iDvKn)

51 She has man hands. Big, strong man hands. He'd better make sure to take the trash out to the street or she'll crush his neck bones with those things.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2021 09:36 AM (O+I8R)

52 4 They look related.

Young married couple in Arkansas?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

European royalty.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2021 09:36 AM (G2zl5)

53 Does she have a lock of his hair in her left hand? This marriage is off to a bad start.

Posted by: red speck at March 24, 2021 09:36 AM (gS3OW)

54 He will never be able to make her happy. That's prolly a political mawwage.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy

What brings them together.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 09:36 AM (Rvt88)

55 Elizabethan collar so she doesn't lick her sores

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 24, 2021 09:36 AM (w9Wax)

56 Young lady has a double chin, no?

Posted by: dantesed at March 24, 2021 09:36 AM (88xKn)

57 She is saying "Hurry up and finish." I want you to paint the ceiling a lovely shade of taupe next.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2021 09:36 AM (u82oZ)

58 What did you me, Mr. Jordaens? A cuckold? What, pray tell, is a cuckold?

Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2021 09:37 AM (AMIL/)

59 What was the purpose for those "cone of shame" collars in those old paintings? Must have been something other than "fashion", right?

Posted by: Paladin at March 24, 2021 09:37 AM (+Ivv+)

60 42 I like the way they look directly out at us. They don't look happy. Wondering why this was the art for today.
Posted by: Ziba at March 24, 2021 09:35 AM (S1hrL)

Smiling for portraits wasn't a thing. So it's quite possible the facial expressions are an attempt to have no expression.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 24, 2021 09:37 AM (Zm+LZ)

61 What was the purpose for those "cone of shame"
collars in those old paintings? Must have been something other than
"fashion", right?


Posted by: Paladin at March 24, 2021 09:37 AM (+Ivv+)


Covers up the neck beard.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 09:37 AM (45fpk)

62 52 4 They look related.

Young married couple in Arkansas?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

European royalty.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2021 09:36 AM (G2zl5)

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Classy incest, not icky incest, then.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:37 AM (LvTSG)

63 This painting is screaming out for thought bubbles.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2021 09:38 AM (O+I8R)

64 It does remind me of the old family photos I have seen of newly married couples who are not smiling at the camera. I have pictures of my grandparents like that and the only one smiling in any of them is my grandmother. She had a great smile. She died young, though.

Posted by: huerfano at March 24, 2021 09:38 AM (DzhEB)

65 He looks like he's made a terrible mistake. Her father must have substituted his oldest daughter on the wedding day.

Posted by: IP at March 24, 2021 09:38 AM (pWrfh)

66 Those collars just look stupid and like a serious pain in the ass. Prolly why you don't see them any more.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021 09:38 AM (o2MD2)

67
She's told him that the bowling league is right out now.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 24, 2021 09:38 AM (mht8P)

68 Him: hung over
Her: "I can't believe we're paying 200 guilders for this nonsense."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 24, 2021 09:38 AM (WGara)

69 Wondering why this was the art for today.

Posted by: Ziba at March 24, 2021 09:35 AM (S1hrL)

Don't read too much into the choice. I usually post stuff that catches my eye for any number of things.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2021 09:38 AM (Q9lwr)

70 He already knows he's lost.
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I think she looks determined, like BAMN.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 24, 2021 09:38 AM (MIKMs)

71 I'm looking at a link with better resolution and lighter color and the couple doesn't seem so sulky.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 24, 2021 09:38 AM (Dc2NZ)

72 Breeding shows. So does inbreeding. Ahem.

I have to admit the artist painted recognizable faces, and a perfect Fram neckfilter.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 24, 2021 09:39 AM (F0YaR)

73 Quite the outfit.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 24, 2021 09:39 AM (JUOKG)

74 59 What was the purpose for those "cone of shame" collars in those old paintings? Must have been something other than "fashion", right?

My completely Moron-ic and unscholarly guesses:

No bibs necessary! or...

To "frame" the face because...reasons?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2021 09:39 AM (Bmy3R)

75 She has that "I need Grape Nuts" look about her.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 09:39 AM (Rvt88)

76 69
Don't read too much into the choice. I usually post stuff that catches my eye for any number of things.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2021 09:38 AM (Q9lwr)

==========

Confirmed: This is CBD's admission that he wears frilly outfits around the house.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:39 AM (LvTSG)

77 She's a lot like you, the dangerous type

-The Cars


Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2021 09:34 AM (gmo/4)


Life's the same. I'm moving in Stereo.

Life's the same, except for my shoes.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

78 Greta's ancestral grandmother? Judging by the RBF she's sporting.

Posted by: IP at March 24, 2021 09:40 AM (pWrfh)

79 He looks like the young full-of-himself kind of guy who won't stop talking. She's learned to just sit and half-smile and keep her thoughts to herself.

However, Red turban guy is probably right in that they're just trying to hold their expressions still.

Posted by: skywch at March 24, 2021 09:40 AM (Y/Ps0)

80 What was the purpose for those "cone of shame" collars in those old paintings? Must have been something other than "fashion", right?
Posted by: Paladin at March 24, 2021 09:37 AM (+Ivv+)
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Fancy linen was pricey. Another way to show off your social/financial status.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 24, 2021 09:40 AM (WGara)

81 Per Wiki, on ruffs:

The ruff, which was worn by men, women and children, evolved from the small fabric ruffle at the drawstring neck of the shirt or chemise. Ruffs served as changeable pieces of cloth that could themselves be laundered separately while keeping the wearer's doublet or gown from becoming soiled at the neckline. The stiffness of the garment forced upright posture, and their impracticality led them to become a symbol of wealth and status.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 24, 2021 09:40 AM (Dc2NZ)

82 "This is not my beautiful house."

"This is not my beautiful wife!!"

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

83 what's the . ?

Posted by: chango lot at March 24, 2021 09:41 AM (g741k)

84 81 - Ruffs served as changeable pieces of cloth that could themselves be laundered separately while keeping the wearer's doublet or gown from becoming soiled at the neckline.

Yesss! I guessed "no bibs necessary!" It counts because I say so.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2021 09:41 AM (Bmy3R)

85 The guy is wearing a Ruth Bader Ginsburg collar around his neck.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 09:41 AM (45fpk)

86 Confirmed: This is CBD's admission that he wears frilly outfits around the house.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:39 AM (LvTSG)
---

Sometimes frilly, occasionally furry. Both, betimes.

It's why you never see him in his cooking videos.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 24, 2021 09:41 AM (Dc2NZ)

87 He looks like he's made a terrible mistake. Her father must have substituted his oldest daughter on the wedding day.
Posted by: IP at March 24, 2021 09:38 AM (pWrfh)


I don't know why, but you reminded me of a story about (I think) Sir Thomas More's daughters. They were sleeping in a trundle bed when one of More's friends came by and said he wanted to marry one of the two.

More took him into the bedroom, where the daughters were sleeping, naked. The friend looked, tapped one of them on the bottom with his cane, and observed her front as she tuned over, then told More that, having seen both sides, she was the one he'd marry.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2021 09:41 AM (2JVJo)

88 I'm guessing she's named Erin, he does the laundry and she's none too happy about it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2021 09:42 AM (I76dP)

89 Someone just told her she's gonna have a "difficult" pregnancy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 24, 2021 09:42 AM (HyD8c)

90 Per Wiki, on ruffs:

The ruff, which was worn by men, women and children, evolved from the small fabric ruffle at the drawstring neck of the shirt or chemise. Ruffs served as changeable pieces of cloth that could themselves be laundered separately while keeping the wearer's doublet or gown from becoming soiled at the neckline. The stiffness of the garment forced upright posture, and their impracticality led them to become a symbol of wealth and status.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 24, 2021 09:40 AM (Dc2NZ)
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So, a bib for adults. Interesting, didn't know that, but it makes some practical sense in a world where nice clothes might not be easy to clean.

Posted by: Revenant at March 24, 2021 09:42 AM (/UtAg)

91 "End it. For the love of God just end it!" his eyes cry out.

His eyelids are blinking out "TORTURE" in Morse code although you can't see that here because they caught him in between letters.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 24, 2021 09:43 AM (HaL55)

92 All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread)

Thank you for searching so I do not have too. It was all conspicuous consumption, for the wife.

And were those coffee filters not a lot of lift and separate support? Sad ... that there are no photos.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2021 09:43 AM (u82oZ)

93 She has all the money.

He just realized he's never going to get to spend any of it.

She knows he just realized this.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 24, 2021 09:43 AM (ohOLP)

94 That thing she's wearing around her neck reminds me of the silly pool noodle contraptions people were wearing to enforce the six-foot distance rules.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2021 09:43 AM (NQwsw)

95 I'm guessing she's named Erin, he does the laundry and she's none too happy about it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2021 09:42 AM (I76dP)


Erin go Braless!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

96 He does the laundry. She does the artist.

The way she's eyeballing the painter, I'm thinkin' the cuckin' started soon after...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2021 09:43 AM (Bmy3R)

97 More took him into the bedroom, where the daughters were sleeping, naked. The friend looked, tapped one of them on the bottom with his cane, and observed her front as she tuned over, then told More that, having seen both sides, she was the one he'd marry.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2021 09:41 AM (2JVJo)

By Gad, that's the courtship done right!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021 09:44 AM (o2MD2)

98 Those collars just look stupid and like a serious pain in the ass. Prolly why you don't see them any more.
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Early social distancing with headpieces to keep the lice and fleas from spreading.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 24, 2021 09:44 AM (MIKMs)

99 --
So, a bib for adults. Interesting, didn't know that, but it makes some practical sense in a world where nice clothes might not be easy to clean.
Posted by: Revenant at March 24, 2021 09:42 AM (/UtAg)
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Yes. In order to be fully cleaned, a garment had to be taken to pieces and re-sewn after cleaning.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 24, 2021 09:44 AM (WGara)

100 He does the laundry. She does the artist.

They say angry sex is the best sex. Though I have no way of knowing.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2021 09:45 AM (2JVJo)

101 I'd never say this in public, mostly as they're all dead, but she looks a bit preggers.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2021 09:45 AM (NQwsw)

102 Revenant

Rocks and buckets are not as good as a front loader. So we progress, from a very fancy outfit exuding class and wealth to sweatpants and ripped t-shirts. Or spandex right at the breaking point.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2021 09:45 AM (u82oZ)

103 It was all conspicuous consumption, for the wife.
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And the husband, via the wife.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 24, 2021 09:45 AM (Dc2NZ)

104 Y'all have it all wrong. The point of the collars and outfits and such in these portraits was so that the actual subjects only had to involved for the ten minute sketch at the beginning and the final touches at the end.

Any servant with similar body shapes could be made to sit for the actual painting bit that way.

Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 24, 2021 09:45 AM (bm04m)

105 The architectural background is an interesting choice. This couple is about to resist tradition. The storm clouds on the horizon are a hint as are the hard gaze and set jaw of the woman. Something is brewing. The groom is confident and swaggering.

Posted by: Ziba at March 24, 2021 09:46 AM (S1hrL)

106 He was just about to whip it out when the painter walked in......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 24, 2021 09:46 AM (tjfNa)

107 Anya Taylor Joy is the oddest looking attractive woman in Hollywood.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:46 AM (LvTSG)

108 She's unhappy because he's checking out the sandwich-maker his daddy gave them as a wedding gift.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 09:46 AM (iDvKn)

109 Someone just told her she's gonna have a "difficult" pregnancy.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 24, 2021 09:42 AM (HyD8c)


My uncle was an only child. When his mother became pregnant with him, she didn't know how that happened. So somebody told her, and that was the end of that business. I guess there was no Sex Ed in Sweden at the time.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 09:46 AM (45fpk)

110 The one on the right is a leader in trans rights.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 24, 2021 09:46 AM (sjdRT)

111 Those collars just look stupid and like a serious pain in the ass. Prolly why you don't see them any more.

***

I'd honestly love to be walking through an art gallery and hear a couple wearing three masks having this discussion with one another.

Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 24, 2021 09:47 AM (bm04m)

112 It appears he's attempting the porn star mustache.

She's not amused, primarily because he's no porn star.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

113 104 Y'all have it all wrong. The point of the collars and outfits and such in these portraits was so that the actual subjects only had to involved for the ten minute sketch at the beginning and the final touches at the end.

Any servant with similar body shapes could be made to sit for the actual painting bit that way.
Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 24, 2021 09:45 AM (bm04m)

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In Tim's Vermeer, the guy trying to imitate what he believes to be Vermeer's method uses mannequins until he does the face when he brings in the model (his daughter).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:47 AM (LvTSG)

114 Staring, judging, staring, judging...

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 24, 2021 09:47 AM (vuisn)

115 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

One of my friends has 5 kids. He said "The first is conceived in love. The rest are after fights."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2021 09:47 AM (u82oZ)

116 Classy incest, not icky incest, then.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:37 AM (LvTSG)

...

The rules do not apply to deities, human scum.

Posted by: The Pharaohs at March 24, 2021 09:47 AM (ohOLP)

117 There's trouble in paradise...

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 24, 2021 09:47 AM (28Fzt)

118 The bib looks like one of those tissue paper things you buy for parties that unfold into balls, discs like that, hearts and stars etc..

Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2021 09:47 AM (NQwsw)

119 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:46 AM (LvTSG)

Thread-jacking habits die hard.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2021 09:47 AM (Q9lwr)

120 Ok, I will now get serious about sticking to my diet....

https://tinyurl.com/yh9tqcrs

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2021 09:48 AM (cF8AT)

121 My uncle was an only child. When his mother became pregnant with him, she didn't know how that happened. So somebody told her, and that was the end of that business. I guess there was no Sex Ed in Sweden at the time.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 09:46 AM (45fpk)


His poor father.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

122 TJM, she can play chess like nobody's business!

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 24, 2021 09:48 AM (dH5Ds)

123 until he does the face when he brings in the model (his daughter).

**

Yep. It's pretty much the only part of the piece where the subject needs to be present.

Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 24, 2021 09:48 AM (bm04m)

124 The architectural background is an interesting choice. This couple is about to resist tradition. The storm clouds on the horizon are a hint as are the hard gaze and set jaw of the woman. Something is brewing. The groom is confident and walks with a swagger.

Posted by: Ziba at March 24, 2021 09:48 AM (S1hrL)

125 chick just got spade or sumptin ?

maybe a tail bob ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2021 09:48 AM (6iURM)

126 Confirmed: This is CBD's admission that he wears frilly outfits around the house.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets


*pops popcorn *

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2021 09:48 AM (hLd9H)

127 He's just had her spayed

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 24, 2021 09:48 AM (6mvRv)

128 Ok, I will now get serious about sticking to my diet....

https://tinyurl.com/yh9tqcrs
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2021 09:48 AM (cF8AT)


I won't mention that your hash says 'FAT.'

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

129 Anya Taylor Joy is the oddest looking attractive woman in Hollywood.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021


***

Elfin face.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 09:49 AM (lSpWa)

130 Rocks and buckets are not as good as a front loader. So we progress, from a very fancy outfit exuding class and wealth to sweatpants and ripped t-shirts. Or spandex right at the breaking point.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2021 09:45 AM (u82oZ)
--
The hoi-polloi of course, will wear what they will.

But, yeah, I agree. Looking at pictures from the first half of the 20th century and it's practically another world. While I like being in comfortable clothes, there is something that is lost by removing all formality. And what passes for popular fashion ("Athleasure") I'll just pass on.

Posted by: Revenant at March 24, 2021 09:49 AM (/UtAg)

131 My uncle was an only child. When his mother became pregnant with him, she didn't know how that happened. So somebody told her, and that was the end of that business. I guess there was no Sex Ed in Sweden at the time.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 09:46 AM (45fpk)

I'm guessing at some point the words "keep that thing away from me" were uttered.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2021 09:49 AM (I76dP)

132 Late.

Has anyone pointed out that there is now way that's a happy couple. She has the resting bitch face, bad. Either that, or he's been farting the entire time the artist was working.

Posted by: BifBewalski -RBF FTW! at March 24, 2021 09:49 AM (VcFUs)

133 >I won't mention that your hash says 'FAT.'

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)


Can we have your stuff?

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 24, 2021 09:49 AM (sjdRT)

134 Yay - I'm the oldest, so I was conceived in love. Actually, I was conceived in a Washington DC hotel room where my parents were attending JFK's funeral.

My dad sometimes gave out TMI after having a few.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2021 09:49 AM (Bmy3R)

135 He's got his hands on his hips, woman-like. He was looking for the most effeminate, not threatening, pose.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2021 09:50 AM (NQwsw)

136 I remember in one of the Musketeers movies, teh king was having his portrait painted "on horseback" (he was sitting on a wooden hobby horse).

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 24, 2021 09:50 AM (Dc2NZ)

137 The husband looks like he has given up all hope already. His face says "Just kill me".

Posted by: johnd01 at March 24, 2021 09:50 AM (ukNFU)

138 I'm putting all of our money into tulip bulb futures, honey. Screw Indonesia and the VOC! We'll make money at home.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 09:50 AM (iDvKn)

139 74 59 What was the purpose for those "cone of shame" collars in those old paintings? Must have been something other than "fashion", right?
My completely Moron-ic and unscholarly guesses:
No bibs necessary! or...
To "frame" the face because...reasons?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2021 09:39 AM (Bmy3R)

It hides the dirty neck ring from not bathing

Posted by: BifBewalski -plausible? at March 24, 2021 09:50 AM (VcFUs)

140

Can we have your stuff?
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 24, 2021 09:49 AM (sjdRT)


Lost it all in a tragic canoeing accident.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)

141 It looks like a candid shot. I think the man looks caught off guard and the lady looks like she was in the middle of something when she was asked to pose. Interesting painting.

Posted by: Mishdog at March 24, 2021 09:51 AM (cqAUI)

142 Ok, I will now get serious about sticking to my diet....

https://tinyurl.com/yh9tqcrs
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2021 09:48 AM (cF8AT)


I understand letting yourself go. I understand eating because you're sad or you hate yourself. I understand having no self-respect. But that's just. . .

And in any event, found my old copy of The Rice Diet the other day, so need to start on that and get back into some semblance of decent shape.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2021 09:51 AM (2JVJo)

143 136 I remember in one of the Musketeers movies, teh king was having his portrait painted "on horseback" (he was sitting on a wooden hobby horse).
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 24, 2021 09:50 AM (Dc2NZ)

You try getting a horse to pose.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 24, 2021 09:52 AM (Zm+LZ)

144 Shakespeare's wearing one in the First Folio portrait. Not as elaborate as this cone of shame. Must have been Early Ruff.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2021 09:52 AM (Bmy3R)

145 It looks like a candid shot. I think the man looks caught off guard and the lady looks like she was in the middle of something when she was asked to pose. Interesting painting.
Posted by: Mishdog at March 24, 2021 09:51 AM (cqAUI)


Back then, Polaroid's took WEEKS.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

146 How do you kiss with a collar like that?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2021 09:52 AM (hLd9H)

147 A raised ruff is the females signal that she is ready to mate.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 24, 2021 09:52 AM (yQpMk)

148 >A raised ruff is the females signal that she is ready to mate.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 24, 2021 09:52 AM (yQpMk)


This has NOT been my experience.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 24, 2021 09:53 AM (sjdRT)

149 146 How do you kiss with a collar like that?

Same answer as "How do porcupines mate"?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2021 09:53 AM (Bmy3R)

150 Guy Smiley

Yikes! Still, better than a shipmate conceived during a commercial for a lame TV show. He was traumatized when his Mom told him.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2021 09:53 AM (u82oZ)

151 148 >A raised ruff is the females signal that she is ready to mate.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 24, 2021 09:52 AM (yQpMk)


This has NOT been my experience.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 24, 2021 09:53 AM (sjdRT)

=======

I guess you didn't raise your feathers in display as a response. Rookie mistake.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:54 AM (LvTSG)

152 He's p whipped.

Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2021 09:54 AM (AwYPR)

153 Same answer as "How do porcupines mate"?


Carefully.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 24, 2021 09:54 AM (yQpMk)

154 Probably already discussed but...

If you think youre having a bad day, spare a thought for the helmsman who somehow managed to stick his giantass ship sideways into the goddamn Suez Canal & blocked it into literal gridlock & is currently costing every seafaring nation of Earth like millions of dollars every hour.

[Andy: Apparently, they're blaming a gust of wind for turning the ship just like China Joe on the rushin' steppes!]

https://twitter.com/nameshiv/status/
1374539405193449472

Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 09:54 AM (iDvKn)

155 He's p whipped.
Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2021 09:54 AM (AwYPR)


He's lucky to get the p and knows it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)

156 Yikes! Still, better than a shipmate conceived during a commercial for a lame TV show. He was traumatized when his Mom told him.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2021 09:53 AM (u82oZ)

At least I can say I attended JFK's funeral procession. In utero, but still!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2021 09:54 AM (Bmy3R)

157 All I know is that of the three children between my parents, I was the only planned one. I'm the middle child.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:54 AM (LvTSG)

158 The ruff makes her head look like it is on a serving plate. No wonder she looks grumpy.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at March 24, 2021 09:55 AM (6Pqz7)

159 Very nice painting. I had not heard of that artist. I like the detail on her dress-the center part (and is that a fan she's holding?) and the way the lace was done on both their outfits. I'm guessing this was a well off couple, both because of their clothes and because they're getting their portraits taken.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2021 09:55 AM (VP4Cd)

160 I guess you didn't raise your feathers in display as a response. Rookie mistake.


I inflate my throat. Gets them every time.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 24, 2021 09:55 AM (yQpMk)

161 the artist did an early painting of svelte Lena Dunham , looking hot

Candaules Showing Gyges his Wife Nyssia

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2021 09:55 AM (6iURM)

162 I remember in one of the Musketeers movies, teh king was having his portrait painted "on horseback" (he was sitting on a wooden hobby horse).
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 24, 2021 09:50 AM (Dc2NZ)


There's a photo of the Emperor Franz Joseph posing for a portrait sitting on a wooden stile substituting for a horse, but I can't seem to find it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2021 09:55 AM (2JVJo)

163 The stylish collar protects my Lady from the vaporous exhalations of mephitic dwarves that may appear in the land. And we're running a sale today...

Posted by: Renaissance Neck Doily Salesman at March 24, 2021 09:55 AM (PiwSw)

164 162
There's a photo of the Emperor Franz Joseph posing for a portrait sitting on a wooden stile substituting for a horse, but I can't seem to find it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2021 09:55 AM (2JVJo)

========

I think you may mean this:

https://tinyurl.com/kbz3j56a

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:56 AM (LvTSG)

165 Hated it.

Posted by: bour3 at March 24, 2021 09:56 AM (KXQr+)

166 >The stylish collar protects my Lady from the vaporous exhalations of
mephitic dwarves that may appear in the land. And we're running a sale
today...

Posted by: Renaissance Neck Doily Salesman at March 24, 2021 09:55 AM (PiwSw)


AtC is gonna be pissed.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 24, 2021 09:57 AM (sjdRT)

167 166 >The stylish collar protects my Lady from the vaporous exhalations of
mephitic dwarves that may appear in the land. And we're running a sale
today...

Posted by: Renaissance Neck Doily Salesman at March 24, 2021 09:55 AM (PiwSw)


AtC is gonna be pissed.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 24, 2021 09:57 AM (sjdRT)

The ruffs keep people from being able to see her.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 24, 2021 09:57 AM (Zm+LZ)

168 The friend looked, tapped one of them on the bottom with his cane, and observed her front as she tuned over, then told More that, having seen both sides, she was the one he'd marry.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

And they say romance is dead.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 09:58 AM (Rvt88)

169 George Segal dies after complications from bypass surgery, aged 87.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 09:58 AM (iDvKn)

170 116 Classy incest, not icky incest, then.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:37 AM (LvTSG)
...
The rules do not apply to deities, human scum.
Posted by: The Pharaohs at March 24, 2021 09:47 AM (ohOLP)


I've been listening to the History of Egypt podcast. It starts with the possibly mythical first king of the old kingdom and I'm currently at the point midway through Akhenaten's reign. The big things I've gotten from it is that they didn't wipe out Hatshepsut because she was a woman but because Thutmose III wanted more glory for himself. And the "incestual" marriages were more ceremonial than banging your sister/daughter.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2021 09:58 AM (G2zl5)

171 New language alert.

Dem Rep. Escobar: Texas Governor Saying Migrants Bringing Covid Is 'Racist'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2021 09:58 AM (VVEnO)

172 George Segal dies after complications from bypass surgery, aged 87.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 09:58 AM (iDvKn)


Covid death.

- The CDC

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

173 I won't mention that your hash says 'FAT.'

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

Don't run...you'll just die tired.

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2021 09:59 AM (cF8AT)

174 The ruff collar was a device created to block the odors from an unwashed body in ancient times, as people routinely went weeks and months without bathing.

Its inventor, Ike M Ruff, was asked to create something that would stop a person from being overwhelmed with the sharp, tear inducing body odor that so often would accompany bacterial growth on the unwashed masses.

Posted by: Incorrect Facts at March 24, 2021 09:59 AM (I76dP)

175 173 I won't mention that your hash says 'FAT.'

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

Don't run...you'll just die tired.
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2021 09:59 AM (cF8AT)

=======

I'll just need to outrun Sponge.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:59 AM (LvTSG)

176 New language alert.

Dem Rep. Escobar: Texas Governor Saying Migrants Bringing Covid Is 'Racist'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2021 09:58 AM (VVEnO)


Dem Rep. Escobar: Too stupid to be stealing oxygen from the rest of us.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

177 artist also did a painting of Prometheus

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2021 09:59 AM (6iURM)

178 Don't run...you'll just die tired.
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2021 09:59 AM (cF8AT)

=======

I'll just need to outrun Sponge.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:59 AM (LvTSG)


I played football in high school once.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

179 When cameras required people to hold poses, they didn't smile. Try smiling for more than a few seconds.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 24, 2021 10:01 AM (4Qoor)

180 I played football in high school once.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)


Just once? Did you get cut after the first game?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:01 AM (45fpk)

181 Thats a chastity collar.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2021 10:01 AM (9Om/r)

182 The artist really captured the youthfulness of the couple. Clear skin, the girl's hands with that teenage smooth skin, the slightly self concious poses all point to that. They are well off, I assume, judging by the realism and emphasis on their clothes, which the artist makes sure is clearly shown. I wonder if this was commissioned by one of the parents. It would be a treasured keepsake.

Posted by: JTB at March 24, 2021 10:01 AM (7EjX1)

183 New language alert.

Dem Rep. Escobar: Texas Governor Saying Migrants Bringing Covid Is 'Racist'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2021 09:58 AM (VVEnO)
++++
Nah. That ain't new. That's same old tired refrain we always hear.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2021 10:01 AM (Jsjd7)

184 I'm guessing at some point the words "keep that thing away from me" were uttered.
Her pointing while laughing is the best birth control ever.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 24, 2021 10:02 AM (HaL55)

185

Just once? Did you get cut after the first game?
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:01 AM (45fpk)


Small. And concussions by the dozen.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

186 Anyone think the reason that Biden hadn't held a presser was that they needed to get the CGI just right before it aired?

Hell, look how long it took them to release Prometheus.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2021 10:02 AM (I76dP)

187 Her pointing while laughing is the best birth control ever.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 24, 2021 10:02 AM (HaL55)
++++
The old ways are best, unless they backfire.

Posted by: Humiliation fetishist at March 24, 2021 10:03 AM (Jsjd7)

188 25 of our betters mouthing off about angry white man shooting people in Boulder.

https://bit.ly/3snqOME

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2021 10:03 AM (VVEnO)

189 Dem Rep. Escobar: Texas Governor Saying Migrants Bringing Covid Is 'Racist'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler

Nah. That ain't new. That's same old tired refrain we always hear.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Was there truly a time when the general population considered elected officials the brightest of the bunch?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 10:03 AM (Rvt88)

190 My uncle was an only child. When his mother became pregnant with him, she didn't know how that happened. So somebody told her, and that was the end of that business. I guess there was no Sex Ed in Sweden at the time.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 09:46 AM


How does that work? Or was this an "uncle" uncle?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2021 10:03 AM (16vTQ)

191 My uncle was an only child. ...
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 09:46 AM

How does that work? Or was this an "uncle" uncle?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2021 10:03 AM (16vTQ)
++++
That does seem a tad impossible...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (Jsjd7)

192
How does that work? Or was this an "uncle" uncle?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2021 10:03 AM (16vTQ)


He didn't have any brothers or sisters.

Seems obvious to me.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

193 Weird AP thing here: "U.S. survey suggests most nonwhite student were still learning entirely online as of last month"???

Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (iDvKn)

194 192
How does that work? Or was this an "uncle" uncle?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2021 10:03 AM (16vTQ)

He didn't have any brothers or sisters.

Seems obvious to me.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

========

Then how is he anyone's uncle?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (LvTSG)

195 How does that work? Or was this an "uncle" uncle?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2021 10:03 AM (16vTQ)


My real uncle. His mother had no more children after him because that would involve the you-know-what.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (45fpk)

196 He didn't have any brothers or sisters.

Seems obvious to me.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

But if he's her uncle then he's either her mom's brother or her father's brother....ergo....

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (cF8AT)

197 ========

Then how is he anyone's uncle?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (LvTSG)


That's not the point of the story.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

198 193 Weird AP thing here: "U.S. survey suggests most nonwhite student were still learning entirely online as of last month"???
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (iDvKn)

========

Black administrators and black teachers in majority black school districts are racist against black children.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 10:06 AM (LvTSG)

199 How does that work? Or was this an "uncle" uncle?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Uncle by marriage.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 10:06 AM (Rvt88)

200 Then how is he anyone's uncle?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (LvTSG)


He married my aunt.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:06 AM (45fpk)

201 197 ========

Then how is he anyone's uncle?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (LvTSG)

That's not the point of the story.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

========

One could call it a plot hole.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 10:06 AM (LvTSG)

202 194 192
How does that work? Or was this an "uncle" uncle?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2021 10:03 AM (16vTQ)

He didn't have any brothers or sisters.

Seems obvious to me.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

Then how is he anyone's uncle?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (LvTSG)

LOL

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2021 10:06 AM (I76dP)

203 How soon until this is a common feature of all electric cars "for your safety"?

https://www.inputmag.com/tech/amazon-delivery-

drivers-must-consent-to-invasive-new-surveillance-or-

be-fired

(remove extra spaces)

It's for your own good, deplorable!!!1111!!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2021 10:06 AM (dWwl8)

204
But if he's her uncle then he's either her mom's brother or her father's brother....ergo....
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (cF8AT)


Some family trees are straight lines.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

205 Uncle in Law

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2021 10:07 AM (I76dP)

206 Did you know doctors are guilty of "fat phobia" against the "fat community" when they try to tell their patients to lose weight?

-
I was a victim of this just yesterday. (Actually, I've last 18 lbs. since last appointments three months ago.)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2021 10:07 AM (VVEnO)

207 Well, the bags under her eyes indicate that she has been having sex.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 24, 2021 10:07 AM (2BZBZ)

208 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:56 AM (LvTSG)

You, sir, are not a great American.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2021 10:07 AM (2JVJo)

209 He didn't have any brothers or sisters.

Seems obvious to me.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM


"Uncle" being the brother of one of your parents, this gets complicated...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2021 10:07 AM (16vTQ)

210 207 Well, the bags under her eyes indicate that she has been having sex.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 24, 2021 10:07 AM (2BZBZ)

========

Or it's been a long night of refusals.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 10:07 AM (LvTSG)

211 Thank you grammie.

Wow, you guys. More coffee - it's brain food.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 10:07 AM (Rvt88)

212 A lady told me once that my twin sister and I were "identical twins".

Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2021 10:08 AM (AwYPR)

213 "My uncle was an only child." would be a great first line of a novel.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2021 10:08 AM (NQwsw)

214 208 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 09:56 AM (LvTSG)

You, sir, are not a great American.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2021 10:07 AM (2JVJo)

========

I thought it was funny.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 10:08 AM (LvTSG)

215 He married my aunt.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:06 AM (45fpk)

Ah ok.

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2021 10:08 AM (cF8AT)

216 174 The ruff collar was a device created to block the odors from an unwashed body in ancient times, as people routinely went weeks and months without bathing.

Its inventor, Ike M Ruff, was asked to create something that would stop a person from being overwhelmed with the sharp, tear inducing body odor that so often would accompany bacterial growth on the unwashed masses.
Posted by: Incorrect Facts at March 24, 2021 09:59 AM (I76dP)

*looks around nervously*

We are NOT talking about AtC here. She is invariably sweet-smelling as well as possessing a gentle demeanor....

*keeps looking around*

Posted by: Renaissance Neck Doily Salesman at March 24, 2021 10:08 AM (PiwSw)

217 He married my aunt.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:06 AM


*facepalms*

Thank you. My covfefe hasn't quite kicked in yet.

I'll just sit quietly over here for the remainder of the thread.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2021 10:09 AM (16vTQ)

218 He looks like Billy from the 2nd season of Stranger Things, except without testosterone.

Posted by: 496 at March 24, 2021 10:09 AM (U1eOr)

219 Then how is he anyone's uncle?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 10:05 AM (LvTSG)


He married my aunt.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:06 AM (45fpk)


BOOM goes the dynamite.

Wait......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)

220 CBS News
@CBSNews
Krispy Kreme will you give you a free doughnut every day this year - if you've been vaccinated

-
Heck of a business plan! Actually, free doughnuts is probably a bigger health threat to me than the 'Rona.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2021 10:10 AM (VVEnO)

221 She knows something he does not know.

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2021 10:10 AM (XH/zt)

222 CBS News
@CBSNews
Krispy Kreme will you give you a free doughnut every day this year - if you've been vaccinated

-
Heck of a business plan! Actually, free doughnuts is probably a bigger health threat to me than the 'Rona.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2021 10:10 AM (VVEnO)


Well, there goes the Food Pyramid.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)

223 She knows something he does not know.
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2021 10:10 AM


That she is not left handed?

*goes back to sitting quietly over here*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2021 10:10 AM (16vTQ)

224 Families. How do they work.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:11 AM (45fpk)

225
She knows something he does not know.



Posted by: runner at March 24, 2021 10:10 AM (XH/zt)

Yeah, her dick is bigger than his.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2021 10:11 AM (9Om/r)

226 I have 2 older sisters but I was raised like an only child

my sisters lived with my dad in Dallas and I was shipped of to the farm as a newborn, to be raised by my grandparents

not many kids around

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2021 10:11 AM (6iURM)

227 Families. How do they work.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:11 AM (45fpk)


Poorly, waaaayyyy too often.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

228 @CBSNews
Krispy Kreme will you give you a free doughnut every day this year - if you've been vaccinated

***

So the people who have been vaccinated still have to wear masks because they can infect other people, and restaurants are asking people who KNOWINGLY have the virus to go out in public and interact with other people.

SCEINZ!

Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 24, 2021 10:11 AM (bm04m)

229 Krispy Kreme wants to kill you slowly.

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2021 10:11 AM (XH/zt)

230 Krispy Kreme wants to kill you slowly.
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2021 10:11 AM (XH/zt)


Softly.

With his song.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

231 Did you know doctors are guilty of "fat phobia" against the "fat community" when they try to tell their patients to lose weight?
=====

I'm overweight as well as a smoker. Told my kids that if I get sick enough to go to a doctor just buy the funeral service then. My compound leg fracture (tripping over one of the Extraordinary Elderly Pets) will wait until my 'weight issues' and/or 'smoking issues' are resolved.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 24, 2021 10:12 AM (MIKMs)

232 Krispy Kreme wants to kill you slowly.


It's their business model. A sweet sweet model.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 24, 2021 10:12 AM (yQpMk)

233 I think I used to drink with that guy

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 24, 2021 10:12 AM (Wm5SB)

234 215 He married my aunt.



definitely hate speech

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2021 10:12 AM (6iURM)

235 Robert Reich is the definition of being a "little racist"

Posted by: SMOD at March 24, 2021 10:12 AM (3aI0K)

236 Krispy Kreme wants to kill you slowly.
Posted by: runner

I donut see the hole in this argument.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 10:12 AM (Rvt88)

237 Can you hurry up and finish the painting? We're ready to get to the honeymoon part.

Posted by: brak at March 24, 2021 10:12 AM (cG+eD)

238 Yeah, her dick is bigger than his.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2021 10:11 AM (9Om/r)


Why is it always about Markle...?

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2021 10:12 AM (XH/zt)

239 She knows something he does not know.

She looks like an early Karen: She knows everything about everything. Just axe her, she'll be happy to tell you all about it. He is so terribly screwed...just not in the good way.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 24, 2021 10:13 AM (HaL55)

240 The man in this painting looks like he'd be more comfortable driving a beat-up old Chevy Chevelle loaded with four high school buddies and a case of Keystone Ice to the swimmin' hole.

Posted by: PabloD, boop/bop/beep at March 24, 2021 10:13 AM (792+X)

241 Not getting the Shot. I like my chances without it.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 24, 2021 10:13 AM (28Fzt)

242 Wir haben keine Krispy Kreme hier.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 24, 2021 10:13 AM (sjdRT)

243 I think I used to drink with that guy
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 24, 2021 10:12 AM (Wm5SB)


Did he wonder then why all those homos kept sucking his cock?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

244 Not getting the Shot. I like my chances without it.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 24, 2021 10:13 AM (28Fzt)


This.

98.7% of infected don't know they are and 99% of infected fully recover.

I'll take my chances.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)

245 Did he wonder then why all those homos kept sucking his cock?
Posted by: Sponge

It was the damnest thing. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 10:14 AM (Rvt88)

246 I've never cared for Krispy Kreme donuts. Maybe if they're super fresh they're ok, but even store brand produced donuts seem better to me.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2021 10:14 AM (G2zl5)

247 it looks like she would hang. Him.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 24, 2021 10:14 AM (jvt6t)

248 The ruff collar was a device created to block the odors from an
unwashed body in ancient times, as people routinely went weeks and
months without bathing.

I can't even imagine...
The Dutch were meticulous about their white linen though. Kept it scrupulously clean, and even had an entire catalog of different types of crisp white linen for different purposes.

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2021 10:14 AM (DJFLF)

249 Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 24, 2021 10:15 AM (w9Wax)

250 Krispy Kreme Macht Frei

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 24, 2021 10:15 AM (28Fzt)

251 Krispy Kreme wants to kill you slowly.
Over the course of 75 or 80 years.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 24, 2021 10:15 AM (HaL55)

252 I've never cared for Krispy Kreme donuts. Maybe if they're super fresh they're ok, but even store brand produced donuts seem better to me.
Posted by: Buzzion

Are you more of a cake donut guy as opposed to a risen donut fan?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 10:15 AM (Rvt88)

253 Wir haben keine Krispy Kreme hier.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 24, 2021 10:13 AM (sjdRT)


It's CLOSED anyway, because Covid!!!!

Posted by: Mein Fuher Merkel at March 24, 2021 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)

254 Kids from N.E.P.H.E.W.

Posted by: SMOD at March 24, 2021 10:15 AM (3aI0K)

255 It was the damnest thing. . .


He tried wearing a menacing studded codpiece but that just seemed to get them more excited.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 24, 2021 10:15 AM (yQpMk)

256 looks like she has a K and N cold air intake setup on her stoma.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 24, 2021 10:15 AM (DjiZK)

257 Krispy Kreme will you give you a free doughnut every day this year - if you've been vaccinated

**

Click my name field if you want free Krispy Kreme donuts for a year.

Cuz imma guess those drive-through employees ain't calling the Food Lion parking lot where you got your immunization shot to cross-reference the batch numbers with their records.

Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 24, 2021 10:16 AM (bm04m)

258 He looks like he just got done talking about what his favorite thing about high school girls is.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2021 10:16 AM (G2zl5)

259 Krispy Kremes are way over-rated. I ate one once. That was enough.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:16 AM (45fpk)

260 the woman has fluid in her right hand ... makes it puffy, abnormal.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2021 10:17 AM (Cus5s)

261 Brothers and sisters, I have none. But that man's father is my father's son.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2021 10:17 AM (Uh2oA)

262 Lysenko - is there a place/site that lists bath numbers?

Asking for a friend.

Thanks for the vac doc btw.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 10:17 AM (Rvt88)

263 He looks like he just got done talking about what his favorite thing about high school girls is.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2021 10:16 AM (G2zl5)


They just tried anal.

He caught.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

264 Owen Wilson and Natalie Portman?

Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2021 10:18 AM (c3dw6)

265 JHC - 'batch' numbers.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 10:18 AM (Rvt88)

266 "My uncle was an only child." would be a great first line of a novel.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2021 10:08 AM (NQwsw)


Ed Wood once opened a short story with what I think is a great line: "I woke up early the morning I died."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2021 10:18 AM (2JVJo)

267 Krispy Kremes are way over-rated. I ate one once. That was enough.

**

I think it - like BBQ, bagels, etc. - all depends on what "home" tastes like. While I will eat a cake donut, I lurv me some Krispy Kreme Hot Nows and will happily eat two even though I know it will make my stomach hurt.

Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 24, 2021 10:18 AM (bm04m)

268 Krispy Kreme wants to kill you slowly.
Posted by: runner

I donut see the hole in this argument.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021


***

My eyes are glazed over.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 10:18 AM (lSpWa)

269 Lysenko - is there a place/site that lists bath numbers?

**

That's the neat part. Who is going to check?

Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 24, 2021 10:18 AM (bm04m)

270 So, how is Krispy Kreme requiring proof of vaccination?

A vaccination passport, perhaps?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

271 Media Now Claims Shooter Was Factually Arab, But Morally White

-
From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2021 10:18 AM (VVEnO)

272 Krispy Kreme will you give you a free doughnut every day this year - if you've been vaccinated
replacing the threat of kung flu with diabetes

Posted by: brak at March 24, 2021 10:19 AM (cG+eD)

273 Krispy Kreme wants to kill you slowly.
Posted by: runner

I donut see the hole in this argument.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021

***

My eyes are glazed over.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 10:18 AM (lSpWa)


SPRINKLES!!!!!

Posted by: Tag Team, Back Again at March 24, 2021 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

274 @JackPosobiec

Cringe Challenge: See how many times you can actually make it through this Biden voter video. I could only do 1 and only just barely.

https://tinyurl.com/yh2c2lq4

@JackPosobiec 9m

PLOT TWIST: This person is a former VP of Media Matters

(I posted this video late in a thread yesterday. I couldn't make it past 25 seconds)

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2021 10:19 AM (cF8AT)

275 Utah's governor signs bill requiring all cellphones and tablets sold in the state to block porn.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 10:19 AM (iDvKn)

276 Are you more of a cake donut guy as opposed to a risen donut fan?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 10:15 AM (Rvt8

Either really.

But never forget ace's classic rant that regular donuts are the worst donuts of all.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2021 10:20 AM (G2zl5)

277 Cringe Challenge: See how many times you can actually make it through this Biden voter video. I could only do 1 and only just barely.

https://tinyurl.com/yh2c2lq4

@JackPosobiec 9m

PLOT TWIST: This person is a former VP of Media Matters

(I posted this video late in a thread yesterday. I couldn't make it past 25 seconds)
Posted by: Tami

Are we sure it isn't satire?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 10:20 AM (Rvt88)

278 @JackPosobiec

Cringe Challenge: See how many times you can actually make it through this Biden voter video. I could only do 1 and only just barely.

https://tinyurl.com/yh2c2lq4


Not a cult.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)

279 Krispy donuts are strictly mediocre. They offer nothing 10,000 other bakeries don't already have.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021 10:21 AM (o2MD2)

280 Utah's governor signs bill requiring all cellphones and tablets sold in the state to block porn.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 10:19 AM (iDvKn)


Uh......

That's not your role, Governor.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

281 259 Krispy Kremes are way over-rated. I ate one once. That was enough.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:16 AM (45fpk)

Me - Took one bite, the rest went into the garbage.

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (XH/zt)

282 From the Bee . . .

Marlboro To Offer Free Carton Of Cigarettes With Proof Of Vaccination

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (VVEnO)

283 He: I'm getting a blow job tonight!
She: You'll never get another blow job.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (7bRMQ)

284 I can eat 50 Krispy Kremes.

Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (yQpMk)

285 279 Krispy donuts are strictly mediocre. They offer nothing 10,000 other bakeries don't already have.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021 10:21 AM (o2MD2)

Crap displays in the local Kroger by the milk and eggs is about it.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (G2zl5)

286 Some folk will use clothes as a crutch
To hide blemishes, weakness and such
But this couple right here
Has a case more severe
As it simply displays that they're Dutch!

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (OUMaO)

287 Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 24, 2021 10:18 AM (bm04m)

I have to go to Staples this weekend anyway. I'm going to buy some card stock and do this.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (2JVJo)

288
Families. How do they work.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:11 AM


Disfunctionally except in rare exceptions.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (N/gDA)

289 276 Are you more of a cake donut guy as opposed to a risen donut fan?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 10:15 AM (Rvt8

definitely "risen"

Posted by: Jesus at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (6iURM)

290 271 Media Now Claims Shooter Was Factually Arab, But Morally White



-

From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2021 10:18 AM (VVEnO)

Granted the pic I saw of the shooter, I didn't notice a "prayer bump" that is so often associated with devout islamists.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (N39Ws)

291 Click my name field if you want free Krispy Kreme donuts for a year.

Cuz imma guess those drive-through employees ain't calling the Food Lion parking lot where you got your immunization shot to cross-reference the batch numbers with their records.
Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 24, 2021


***

Now here is a great American. I'm off to order some card stock!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (lSpWa)

292
Krispy Kremes are way over-rated. I ate one once. That was enough.



**



I think it - like BBQ, bagels, etc. - all depends on what "home"
tastes like. While I will eat a cake donut, I lurv me some Krispy Kreme
Hot Nows and will happily eat two even though I know it will make my
stomach hurt.

Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 24, 2021 10:18 AM (bm04m)

I grew up in the Krispy Kreme region. No Boston guy here I can promise you. Sure KK's can be great hot off the oil. But they are mainly pastry. The best donuts I ever had were made by my mom, at very rare time. They were the old school cake donuts you fried in oil. I like donut with some heft to deal with the coffee. Now we have artisnal shit, which is mainly about the toppings.

Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (OgcCr)

293 Utah's governor signs bill requiring all cellphones and tablets sold in the state to block porn.

There'll be no room on the phone for photos since the pr0n-blocker will take up all the resources.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (HaL55)

294 I can't even imagine...
The Dutch were meticulous about their white linen though. Kept it scrupulously clean, and even had an entire catalog of different types of crisp white linen for different purposes.


Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2021 10:14 AM (DJFLF)

They used to use urine to whiten fabric.

"Nothing like the piss smell of freshly washed linen!", they used to say.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2021 10:23 AM (xfb67)

295 280 Utah's governor signs bill requiring all cellphones and tablets sold in the state to block porn.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 10:19 AM (iDvKn)
Uh......
That's not your role, Governor.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

=========

I'm of two minds:

1) This goes against liberty.
2) The Left is using Big Tech to manipulate the entire planet, so we might as well fight back somehow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 10:23 AM (LvTSG)

296 Cringe Challenge: See how many times you can actually make it through this Biden voter video. I could only do 1 and only just barely.

https://tinyurl.com/yh2c2lq4

@JackPosobiec 9m

PLOT TWIST: This person is a former VP of Media Matters

(I posted this video late in a thread yesterday. I couldn't make it past 25 seconds)
Posted by: Tami


Oh FFS. CRINGE.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 24, 2021 10:23 AM (TdMsT)

297 I get a Lady Macbeth vibe. Like he's all "man, it ain't easy, this foppish dandy hustle on these streets today. But I've got this." And she's all "naw, bruh. You gotta kill your boss and take his shit. For us. C'mon. Do it, pussy. There won't be any consequences."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2021 10:23 AM (Uh2oA)

298 They offer nothing 10,000 other bakeries don't already have.

**

I don't disagree, and we are fortunate enough to have more than a couple fantastic mom and pop bakeries/donut shops nearby, but Krispy Kreme does offer the same thing other chain restaurants offer, which is predictability and recognition. I know I can see a sign on a trip and get a donut with sprinkles for the kids without having to stop at three bakeries before I find one that also sells donuts.

Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 24, 2021 10:23 AM (bm04m)

299 Krispy donuts are strictly mediocre. They offer nothing 10,000 other bakeries don't already have.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021


***

We have a Krispy in the suburbs directly across the street from a Tastee Donuts, which is local (I think) and has been around for decades. (I hope they're still open.) Given a desire for donuts, I prefer Tastee.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 10:24 AM (lSpWa)

300 Canary in the bloody coal mine - UK looking into making the not-Vax mandatory for healthcare workers.

We all knew this was coming, right? The Jab will eventually be "required" of all good plebs in the West.

Story here: https://bit.ly/3rfoR3r

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 24, 2021 10:24 AM (NYS7S)

301 Krispy Kreme has had to have been playing with getting themselves noticed for a year or two. I noticed at least a year ago lines that stopped actual traffic on the highway. I didn't look into it because to be honest, I did not care. But they must have been giving away something, or selling it at an extreme discount for some fanfare.

I am so old I remember when Krispy Kreme went public. The stock was a rising star, right up 'til the point it was not.

Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 10:25 AM (OgcCr)

302 He: I'm getting a blow job tonight!
She: You'll never get another blow job.

Posted by: OrangeEnt

Added:

He: Honey, I'll be working late tonight.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 10:25 AM (Rvt88)

303 He: I'm getting a blow job tonight!
She: You'll never get another blow job.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (7bRMQ)


There's a story that when Marilyn Monroe signed her first contract at 20th Century-Fox, she went back to her apartment, waved the contract at her roommate and said, "That's the last cock I'll ever have to suck!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2021 10:25 AM (2JVJo)

304 Are we sure it isn't satire?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 10:20 AM (Rvt8

Nope. Here's the page it came from...

https://tinyurl.com/yf8kewde

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2021 10:26 AM (cF8AT)

305 I prefer Krispy Kremes. Especially the Hot Now.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 24, 2021 10:26 AM (yQpMk)

306 As it simply displays that they're Dutch!
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (OUMaO)


Oven.

Posted by: Ernest Borgnine at March 24, 2021 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

307 Exit polls indicate another hung government in Israel.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 10:26 AM (iDvKn)

308 Cringe Challenge: See how many times you can actually make it through this Biden voter video. I could only do 1 and only just barely.

https://tinyurl.com/yh2c2lq4

@JackPosobiec 9m

PLOT TWIST: This person is a former VP of Media Matters

(I posted this video late in a thread yesterday. I couldn't make it past 25 seconds)
Posted by: Tami


Those are the eyes of a woman whose husband hasn't given her an orgasm in five years.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2021 10:26 AM (jOcSX)

309 I think that video is satire.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:26 AM (45fpk)

310 41 She has realized the power she has in the marriage, and she's considering how best to use it.

He already knows he's lost.


Dutch women enjoyed civil rights that their English and Continental sisters did not. They were fairly emancipated, even progressive, for the 17th c, So yeah she knows she wields the pimp hand.

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2021 10:27 AM (DJFLF)

311 Especially the Hot Now.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 24, 2021 10:26 AM (yQpMk)


Is that anything like a Hot Carl? If so, ewwwwwwww.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)

312 Now we have artisnal shit, which is mainly about the toppings.
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 10:22 AM (OgcCr)

**

Yeah, we've got a place nearby named Duck Donuts that is this way. It's interesting the first time you have it, but I prefer the old fashioned mom and pop style.

Plus you can usually get petitfours there, and those things are great.

Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 24, 2021 10:27 AM (bm04m)

313 Former VP of Media Matters. Probably NOT satire, then. Geez Louise, lady.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:27 AM (45fpk)

314 Put me into the "Krispy Kremes are overrated" camp. Honestly, the donuts from the grocery store bakery are just fine. Or make them at home, it's not difficult.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2021 10:27 AM (jOcSX)

315 307 Exit polls indicate another hung government in Israel.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 10:26 AM (iDvKn)


But at least it will be circumcised.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2021 10:28 AM (G2zl5)

316 not bashing them, as i have one of the original joints in my A.O. But there is a time for a good cake donut. The history of Krispy Kreme is this Southern guy paid a French chef to give him a donut recipe. It worked, there is no question there. When I was growing up, KK donuts were mostly sold cold and used by boosters for high school football teams, bands, Girl Scouts, whatever.

Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 10:28 AM (OgcCr)

317 Former VP of Media Matters. Probably NOT satire, then. Geez Louise, lady.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:27 AM (45fpk)


She should've been in a grocery store in Colorado, IMO.

Too soon?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)

318 Oh FFS. CRINGE.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 24, 2021 10:23 AM (TdMsT)

The eyes are a window to the soul. This is the one where you don't put anything in it.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 24, 2021 10:28 AM (jvt6t)

319 I prefer Krispy Kremes. Especially the Hot Now.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

***

Remember when they would give everyone a free Hot Now when the sign was lit because they knew you'd buy at least one more?

Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 24, 2021 10:29 AM (bm04m)

320 So wait a minute...
If the shooter came from Syria...
And Syria, technically, is in Asia...
And the shooter was shot in the leg by a cop...
And the cop is probably white...
BOOM! White guy shoots Asian! Trump's fault!

Hurry guys! The narrative is back in place!

Posted by: "Tater" Stelter at March 24, 2021 10:29 AM (fhxSN)

321 They used to use urine to whiten fabric.

"Nothing like the piss smell of freshly washed linen!", they used to say.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2021 10:23 AM (xfb67)


The wealthier class imported their linen from France, where bolts of fabric were set out in sunny fields to bleach.

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2021 10:29 AM (DJFLF)

322 Now I want donuts.

Actually mostly I just want a vehicle of my own again so I can get donuts.

But donuts would help kill the pain.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at March 24, 2021 10:30 AM (OUMaO)

323 OMG that singing Karen is a freaky bitch. And the people who made this video are shitty at propaganda. She looks like a complete psycho. Like, "bring the men in white coats, stat. And not the vaccine guys. I mean the straitjacket guys."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2021 10:30 AM (Uh2oA)

324 Donuts are great, but apple fritters will kill ya. I do so love the damn things still warm with a steaming mug of strong java with a little half 'n' half....

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021 10:30 AM (o2MD2)

325 Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2021 10:27 AM (jOcSX)

Everyone around here swears by Round Rock donuts. Yuck.

Shipley Donuts FTW!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 24, 2021 10:30 AM (jvt6t)

326 So, a bib for adults. Interesting, didn't know that, but it makes some practical sense in a world where nice clothes might not be easy to clean.
Posted by: Revenant at March 24, 2021 09:42 AM (/UtAg)


collars and neckties came about the same way, as a means of protecting outwear from sweat and oil from the body.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2021 10:30 AM (jOcSX)

327 OMG that singing Karen is a freaky bitch. And the people who made this video are shitty at propaganda. She looks like a complete psycho. Like, "bring the men in white coats, stat. And not the vaccine guys. I mean the straitjacket guys."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2021 10:30 AM (Uh2oA)


Not mentioning that everything she sings is utter bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)

328 He: I'm getting a blow job tonight!
She: You'll never get another blow job.

Posted by: OrangeEnt

Added:

He: Honey, I'll be working late tonight.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021

She: my third cousin twice removed will keep me company ...plays mandolin like mad!

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2021 10:31 AM (XH/zt)

329 Every time Paolo removes a donut, she screams a bit louder.

Posted by: The Paolo at March 24, 2021 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)

330 To hell with donuts... Shipley Kolaches!

Posted by: IP at March 24, 2021 10:32 AM (pWrfh)

331 Donuts are great, but apple fritters will kill ya. I do so love the damn things still warm with a steaming mug of strong java with a little half 'n' half....
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021 10:30 AM


Love me some cider donuts in the fall. Trouble is, being 29, cider donuts do not love me.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2021 10:32 AM (16vTQ)

332 What is with Israel? Are they trying to mess with Italy's post war record? Not wanting to joke around here as I am the biggest Israel supporter out there. But at what point does a "two state solution" mean the normals in Israel and the Leftists?

Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 10:32 AM (OgcCr)

333 @Breaking911 8m

JUST IN: Sen. Manchin (D-WV) says he'll vote against the House-passed background check bill -CNN

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2021 10:32 AM (cF8AT)

334 323 OMG that singing Karen is a freaky bitch. And the people who made this video are shitty at propaganda. She looks like a complete psycho. Like, "bring the men in white coats, stat. And not the vaccine guys. I mean the straitjacket guys."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2021 10:30 AM (Uh2oA)

She does look like she's a few cards short of a full deck.

Posted by: dantesed at March 24, 2021 10:32 AM (88xKn)

335 There's a story that when Marilyn Monroe signed her first contract at 20th Century-Fox, she went back to her apartment, waved the contract at her roommate and said, "That's the last cock I'll ever have to suck!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2021 10:25 AM (2JVJo)

Lucille Ball told a similar story. 1940, the then struggling 29-year old was brought in to see one of the big-wigs at MGM (I forget which). Once she was alone, he walked out from behind the desk, walked right in front of her, dropped his pants and simply said "Suck it!". Which she did because it was understood that's what it took to get a studio contract.

Pedowood has been the Hellmouth for a long time.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 24, 2021 10:33 AM (NYS7S)

336 330 To hell with donuts... Shipley Kolaches!
Posted by: IP at March 24, 2021 10:32 AM (pWrfh)

Bingo!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 24, 2021 10:33 AM (jvt6t)

337 335 Lucille Ball told a similar story. 1940, the then struggling 29-year old was brought in to see one of the big-wigs at MGM (I forget which). Once she was alone, he walked out from behind the desk, walked right in front of her, dropped his pants and simply said "Suck it!". Which she did because it was understood that's what it took to get a studio contract.

Pedowood has been the Hellmouth for a long time.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 24, 2021 10:33 AM (NYS7S)

========

Meryl Streep is shocked to learn this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 10:33 AM (LvTSG)

338 Alternate title to the painting:

"The Fop and the Shrew"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021 10:33 AM (2SdPm)

339 Dude has an assholish, semi-punchable face.

Chick has RBF.

They have many years of marital bliss awaiting, I'm sure.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 24, 2021 10:34 AM (JZT2F)

340 Here's an interesting video a 17th century Dutch woman getting dressed.

https://youtu.be/uIod2n234Zw

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2021 10:34 AM (jOcSX)

341 I wonder what pissed her off THIS time. He looks sick of it already.

Posted by: Been there at March 24, 2021 10:34 AM (rxR5g)

342 good morning.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021 10:34 AM (2SdPm)

343 Former VP of Media Matters. Probably NOT satire, then. Geez Louise, lady.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:27 AM (45fpk)

--------

Oh, so she worked for David Brock? That explains everything. Mental illness, exacerbated by a cloistered elitist bubble life and a shitload of cocaine.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2021 10:34 AM (Uh2oA)

344 Donuts are great, but apple fritters will kill
ya. I do so love the damn things still warm with a steaming mug of
strong java with a little half 'n' half....

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021 10:30 AM



Love me some cider donuts in the fall. Trouble is, being 29, cider donuts do not love me.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2021 10:32 AM (16vTQ)

Cider donuts are the best really. I think they are regional but I could be wrong about that. They are huge in the Shenandoah Valley. They are cake donuts with pretty much the best flavoring a donut can have. Even some of the tourist stuff is pretty damn good.

Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 10:34 AM (OgcCr)

345 Honeymoon done be over!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2021 10:35 AM (yrol0)

346 To hell with donuts... Shipley Kolaches!


Posted by: IP at March 24, 2021 10:32 AM (pWrfh)

Kolache Factory

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 24, 2021 10:35 AM (DjiZK)

347 Wife is just back from the vet's.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 24, 2021 10:35 AM (GYqYy)

348 Here's an interesting video a 17th century Dutch woman getting dressed.

https://youtu.be/uIod2n234Zw

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2021 10:34 AM (jOcSX)


She really needed to start naked.

Nicely stacked, that one.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)

349 Those are the eyes of a woman whose husband hasn't given her an orgasm in five years.

WTFF did I just watch for 40 seconds? I'm pretty sure she has been "widowed" three times already. She's a True Believer. And by "true believer" I mean she's a batshit crazy prog.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 24, 2021 10:35 AM (HaL55)

350 Wife is just back from the vet's.
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 24, 2021 10:35 AM (GYqYy)


She Ok?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)

351 Cider donuts are the best really. I think they are regional but I could be wrong about that. They are huge in the Shenandoah Valley. They are cake donuts with pretty much the best flavoring a donut can have. Even some of the tourist stuff is pretty damn good.
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 10:34 AM (OgcCr)
---------------

Yeah, about the whole "no longer 29 any unable to enjoy donuts" thing.

Word.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021 10:36 AM (2SdPm)

352 There was the bit in the Ed Wood movie where the Wood character was trying to get Vampira (who already had a successful TV show) to schmooze with his backers to get them to fork over the cash.

"I already have a job. I don't have to blow some dentist."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 24, 2021 10:36 AM (JZT2F)

353 Today's "Upper Room" reflection on praying in the midst of situations that don't seem to change:

https://www.upperroom.org/devotionals/en-2021-03-24

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2021 10:36 AM (VP4Cd)

354 >>> She knows something he does not know.
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2021 10:10 AM

That she is not left handed?

*goes back to sitting quietly over here*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2021 10:10 AM (16vTQ)

========

Nice. But now I'm mad that I didn't think of it.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at March 24, 2021 10:37 AM (o9apC)

355 She is somewhat corpulent. Fat hands.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 24, 2021 10:38 AM (2BZBZ)

356 Thank you for the devotional, Fen.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021 10:38 AM (2SdPm)

357 @JackPosobiec

Ladies and gentlemen, we did it

@urbandictionary

rupar: To purposely be misleading by mischaracterizing a statement or video by omitting context.
https://tinyurl.com/yjwhjjjn

Hahahaha!

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2021 10:38 AM (cF8AT)

358 Reminds me of my ex (Chicago born and bred) after I was raving about these amazing kolache things from Shipley. She promised to make them on Sunday and what I got was some unsweetened cookie type thing with fruit on it.

It was then I learned that Chicago folk have a language barrier.

Posted by: IP at March 24, 2021 10:38 AM (pWrfh)

359 Didn't a Rodney Dangerfield joke start with "the wife just got back from the vet's"??

Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 10:38 AM (iDvKn)

360 Nicely stacked, that one.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)


Yup. Here's another who is nicely stacked.

https://youtu.be/HDZXA6IWkIo

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2021 10:38 AM (jOcSX)

361 > Sen. Manchin (D-WV) says he'll vote against the House-passed background check bill -CNN

Man-Balls-On-Chin spokesman: "Don't worry. He'll be fucking you in the ass on something else later to make up for this."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 24, 2021 10:38 AM (JZT2F)

362 @JackPosobiec

Ladies and gentlemen, we did it

@urbandictionary

rupar: To purposely be misleading by mischaracterizing a statement or video by omitting context.
https://tinyurl.com/yjwhjjjn

Hahahaha!
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2021 10:38 AM (cF8AT)


To be fair, that's today's media in general.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)

363 I don't understand these donut "wars." Donuts of any brand are one of the few good, true, and beautiful things left in this world....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 24, 2021 10:39 AM (7bRMQ)

364 Meryl Streep is shocked to learn this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 10:33 AM (LvTSG)

Haha - yeah. Suuuuuure she is.

Gwyneth Paltrow, too.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 24, 2021 10:40 AM (NYS7S)

365 >>> Here's an interesting video a 17th century Dutch woman getting dressed.

https://youtu.be/uIod2n234Zw

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2021 10:34 AM (jOcSX)


That video describes my emotional state at two different times in my life.

First after getting married and thinking "hey let's go out to do something" and realizing it will take another 5-10 minutes for my wife to get ready when I could be ready from naked in bead to walking out the door in less than one minute if I wanted.

The second after having a baby and thinking "hey let's go out to do something" and realizing it will take a half hour to get all the stuff you take with you after you have a kid.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2021 10:40 AM (NQwsw)

366 Yup. Here's another who is nicely stacked.

https://youtu.be/HDZXA6IWkIo

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2021 10:38 AM (jOcSX)


And nippin......a bit homely, but agreed.

Let me know when you find the ones where they're UN-dressing.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)

367 JUST IN: Sen. Manchin (D-WV) says he'll vote against the House-passed background check bill -CNN

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2021 10:32 AM (cF8AT)

Until tomorrow

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 24, 2021 10:40 AM (7bRMQ)

368 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. In that painting you can easily see who controls the checkbook.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2021 10:40 AM (axyOa)

369 > Exit polls indicate another hung government in Israel.

Hung? They elected Gene Simmons to be their new PM?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 24, 2021 10:40 AM (JZT2F)

370 367 JUST IN: Sen. Manchin (D-WV) says he'll vote against the House-passed background check bill -CNN

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2021 10:32 AM (cF8AT)

Until tomorrow
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 24, 2021 10:40 AM (7bRMQ)

=======

Romney will vote for it because it's the most conservative option and he's the most conservative politician.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 10:40 AM (LvTSG)

371 The stories up thread about sexual extortion are often out of sight, out of mind for me. Thanks for the reminders. Really. Morons have enlightened us in the past. It helps to know and be constantly aware that people can be absolute garbage. Especially those with some sort of power over others. We have what, 535 potential pieces of absolute shit in DC capable of anyfuckinthing. D R or I in front of the name. It is scary, especially if they conspire. Trump was in the lions den.
Beware anyone pointing at others and calling THEM nazis. Chances are, they are absolute pieces of shit. Or one of Satans Retards.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 24, 2021 10:41 AM (rxR5g)

372 Here's an interesting video a 17th century Dutch woman getting dressed.


They had color film in the 17th century? I thought for sure it would be black and white.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at March 24, 2021 10:41 AM (Vu7A1)

373 I saw Naked in Bead open for Bare Naked Ladies at the Alamodome in 2012.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)

374 "Germany commits millions of dollars to help ensure all Holocaust survivors are able to get vaccinated."

Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 10:41 AM (iDvKn)

375 ... That explains everything. Mental illness, exacerbated by a cloistered elitist bubble life and a shitload of cocaine.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2021 10:34 AM (Uh2oA)
++++
You broke the code.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2021 10:41 AM (Jsjd7)

376 The second after having a baby and thinking "hey let's go out to do something" and realizing it will take a half hour to get all the stuff you take with you after you have a kid.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2021 10:40 AM (NQwsw)
------------
Butttt...babies are also a built in excuse to get out of doing something, too.

"I'm sorry, we can't make it to the XYZ function because Rosalyn was unavailable for little Calvin."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021 10:42 AM (2SdPm)

377 Fresh beignet donuts in New Orleans -- at least in the 80s -- FTW!

Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2021 10:42 AM (c3dw6)

378 naked in bead -- sounds like a title for a painting


naked in bed

Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2021 10:42 AM (NQwsw)

379 "Germany commits millions of dollars to help ensure all Holocaust survivors are able to get vaccinated."
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 10:41 AM (iDvKn)

It's a TRAP!!
- Admiral Hans Ackbar

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 24, 2021 10:42 AM (NYS7S)

380 >>> "I'm sorry, we can't make it to the XYZ function because Rosalyn was unavailable for little Calvin."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021 10:42 AM (2SdPm)

So true, very useful.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2021 10:43 AM (NQwsw)

381 363 I don't understand these donut "wars." Donuts of any brand are one of the few good, true, and beautiful things left in this world....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 24, 2021 10:39 AM (7bRMQ)


You know nothing of the fight.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=370082

Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2021 10:43 AM (G2zl5)

382 Hung? They elected Gene Simmons to be their new PM?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 24, 2021 10:40 AM (JZT2F)

--------------------

Zombie Milton Berle.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021 10:43 AM (2SdPm)

383 "Germany commits millions of dollars to help ensure all Holocaust survivors are able to get vaccinated."
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 10:41 AM (iDvKn)


"Germany parks train car by river with "Free Candy" sign."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:44 AM (Zz0t1)

384 Here's an interesting video a 17th century Dutch woman getting dressed.

https://youtu.be/uIod2n234Zw

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2021 10:34 AM (jOcSX)

She really needed to start naked.

Nicely stacked, that one.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:35 AM


While the young lady is, how you say, a 1, the Paolo, he is grateful for the less complicated, modern fashions.

Posted by: Paolo at March 24, 2021 10:44 AM (16vTQ)

385 Lots of "Naked in beads" in New Orleans around Mardi Gras time, likewise at the Rio Carnival.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 24, 2021 10:44 AM (JZT2F)

386 Hell, our Supreme Court is likely compromised and has human garbage seated. Just spreading that Sunshine!

Posted by: Johnny Sunshineseed at March 24, 2021 10:44 AM (rxR5g)

387 Germany commits millions of dollars to help ensure all Holocaust survivors are able to get vaccinated."

In case they missed any.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 24, 2021 10:44 AM (m6qV1)

388 not dissing Kolaches for even a second. I know how they can be as important a food item as any . Many of my family have left Central Tex on a plane with Kolaches as their only carry on. I would brink that dried beef sausage that pretty much no other region can replicate or even tries to.

Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 10:44 AM (OgcCr)

389 She really needed to start naked.



Nicely stacked, that one.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)

I stopped watching when they started sealing them off. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2021 10:44 AM (9Om/r)

390 "Germany commits millions of dollars to help ensure all Holocaust survivors are able to get vaccinated."
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 10:41 AM (iDvKn)

"Germany parks train car by river with "Free Candy" sign."
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:44 AM (Zz0t1)

Germans really do hate to leave any job unfinished, amirite?

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 24, 2021 10:44 AM (NYS7S)

391 While the young lady is, how you say, a 1, the Paolo, he is grateful for the less complicated, modern fashions.
Posted by: Paolo at March 24, 2021 10:44 AM (16vTQ)


No underpants, so all you need to do is hike up her skirts.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2021 10:44 AM (jOcSX)

392 That painting.

Holy cow--that's one unhappy couple.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 24, 2021 10:45 AM (TdMsT)

393 Fresh beignet donuts in New Orleans

Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2021 10:42 AM (c3dw6)

Not Donuts!

Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2021 10:45 AM (AwYPR)

394
You know nothing of the fight.
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=370082
Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2021 10:43 AM (G2zl5)

Exhibit C: The Cheese Danish

Cheese Danishes have a mix of flavors and textures that make them, in scientific terms, "a gang-bang for your face."




LMFAO.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)

395 Romney will vote for it because it's the most conservative option and he's the most conservative politician.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 10:40 AM (LvTSG)

Just in: Utah Governor signs bill requiring the blocking of Mitt Romney from the Senate....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 24, 2021 10:46 AM (7bRMQ)

396 This painting is so Dutch I could see it on a cigar pack. All kidding aside. When I was in the Ducherlands, we made a point of seeing Nightwatch, and then looking for the Dutch Masters cigar painting.

Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 10:46 AM (OgcCr)

397
I stopped watching when they started sealing them off. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2021 10:44 AM (9Om/r)


Ditto....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)

398 Tranny at it this time over a 'transition' cake:
Jack Phillips is back in court, and every American has a stake in the outcome.

The owner of Masterpiece Cakeshop in Lakewood, Colorado, is best known already for winning a 2018 decision in the U.S. Supreme Court over his treatment by the state's laughably named Civil Rights Commission and its blatant discrimination against his Christian beliefs.

Now, he's in a courtroom again, with those same beliefs under a new attack.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 10:46 AM (iDvKn)

399 I don't understand these donut "wars." Donuts of any brand are one of the few good, true, and beautiful things left in this world....
Posted by: OrangeEnt

**

I'd be arrested for being a pacifist or conscientious observer or whatever it's called these days.

Eat what you want, and can I have one of those please?

Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 24, 2021 10:47 AM (bm04m)

400 That painting is hysterical.

Him: Please good sir, kill me.

Her: Hsssssssssssssss.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 24, 2021 10:47 AM (46GDR)

401 Now, he's in a courtroom again, with those same beliefs under a new attack.

Well, it doesn't involve the NCAA, so I guess I get to be on the baker's side on this one.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2021 10:48 AM (H5knJ)

402 JUST IN: Sen. Manchin (D-WV) says he'll vote against the House-passed background check bill -CNN

Rmoney
Suzie-Q
Cokebear
Toomey
NC RINOs

Unless it's to break a filibuster they don't need his vote.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 24, 2021 10:48 AM (NYS7S)

403 Wow- DocZero is on a twitter rage this morning on 2A. He speaks for me!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 24, 2021 10:48 AM (HyD8c)

404 Now, he's in a courtroom again, with those same beliefs under a new attack.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 10:46 AM (iDvKn)

Targeted harassment via lawsuit. The lawyer who took this should be disbarred.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2021 10:48 AM (G2zl5)

405 Naked in bed? Wrote a song about it. Wanna hear it? Here it goes!

Posted by: Squeeze, Black Coffee in Bed at March 24, 2021 10:49 AM (rxR5g)

406 Dem Rep. Escobar: Texas Governor Saying Migrants Bringing Covid Is 'Racist'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2021 09:58 AM

Has this dumbass ever heard of Ellis Island?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2021 10:49 AM (axyOa)

407 Tranny at it this time over a 'transition' cake:

Jack Phillips is back in court, and every American has a stake in the outcome.


They will hound him to the grave. A lesser man would have given in by now. He is not that man.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:49 AM (45fpk)

408 Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 10:44 AM (OgcCr)

Lots of Czech settlements in the 1850's here in Texas thank G-d. They brought the kolaches/klobasnek's with them. Yes, the dried sausage is pretty damned good.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 24, 2021 10:50 AM (jvt6t)

409 You know nothing of the fight.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=370082
Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2021 10:43 AM (G2zl5)



You are a great American.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at March 24, 2021 10:50 AM (Vu7A1)

410 There's a famous French novel written in 1678 called 'The Princess of Cleves' - it's thought to be the first genuine novel, and it's set 100 years earlier at the court of Henri II of France. It was filmed with great attention to accuracy in 1961 (I made English fansubs for it) including the costumes. The actress playing the lead character described how just wearing the clothes of the 1580s made you act differently - you could hardly bend at the waist. When she's lying down fully dressed, she's like a doll, unable to move; when she gets up, a servant has to put her shoes on for her. And the stiff ruff that she wore for hours left actual grooves in the skin of her neck! It sounded excruciating. And then imagine wearing all that stuff in the summer when it was hot, to boot.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 24, 2021 10:50 AM (+CYtv)

411 "Germany commits millions of dollars to help ensure all Holocaust survivors are able to get vaccinated."

WWII ended 75+ years ago. How many of them can there be at this point?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2021 10:50 AM (H5knJ)

412 at this point, there is one thing I know about Manchin. He will never switch parties. If he becomes a Repub, the spotlight will be off him. WV voters made their choice. They had a real choice and made it. Why would Manchin become one of 50 or 51? Right now, his view decides many things, and the press wants to hear from him.

Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 10:50 AM (OgcCr)

413 Her expression might just be the peevishness and discomfort that comes of sitting for hours in a corset and flouncery.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 24, 2021 09:33 AM (Dc2NZ)

I see it as more of a suppressed smirk.

And, golly! More than 400 posts already.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2021 10:51 AM (mzC78)

414 Transmission cake? w/overdrive?

Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2021 10:51 AM (AwYPR)

415 America needs the FBI to be plowed under the earth. Start over.


https://tinyurl.com/5mmrxnph

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 24, 2021 10:51 AM (HyD8c)

416 > She really needed to start naked.

Yes. And they should have started with the stockings.

Naked with just the stockings. Yep.

More efficient that way. Yeah, efficient.

I have to admit to doing a Beavis-style "heh-heh-heh" when the term "boning channel" was mentioned.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 24, 2021 10:51 AM (JZT2F)

417 They will hound him to the grave. A lesser man would have given in by now. He is not that man.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:49 AM (45fpk)
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However, every Christian in this country should sit up and take notice, because Philips is a warning as to what is headed our way.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021 10:51 AM (2SdPm)

418 406 Dem Rep. Escobar: Texas Governor Saying Migrants Bringing Covid Is 'Racist'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2021 09:58 AM

Has this dumbass ever heard of Ellis Island?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2021 10:49 AM (axyO

These idiots never have any clue about that stuff. They want to use a poem stuck on a statue as immigration policy. I like suggesting we go back to the immigration policy we had when that poem was put there.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2021 10:51 AM (G2zl5)

419 Now, he's in a courtroom again, with those same beliefs under a new attack.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 10:46 AM (iDvKn)

Targeted harassment via lawsuit. The lawyer who took this should be disbarred.


Isn't it the same lawyer who filed the first suit?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 24, 2021 10:51 AM (SchxB)

420
WWII ended 75+ years ago. How many of them can there be at this point?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2021 10:50 AM (H5knJ)


None, if this works.

- Germany

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)

421 Occidentalphobic

Posted by: SMOD at March 24, 2021 10:51 AM (3aI0K)

422 There's a famous French novel written in 1678 called 'The Princess of Cleves' - it's thought to be the first genuine novel, and it's set 100 years earlier at the court of Henri II of France. It was filmed with great attention to accuracy in 1961 (I made English fansubs for it) including the costumes. The actress playing the lead character described how just wearing the clothes of the 1580s made you act differently - you could hardly bend at the waist. When she's lying down fully dressed, she's like a doll, unable to move; when she gets up, a servant has to put her shoes on for her. And the stiff ruff that she wore for hours left actual grooves in the skin of her neck! It sounded excruciating. And then imagine wearing all that stuff in the summer when it was hot, to boot.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 24, 2021 10:50 AM (+CYtv)
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And then imagine the smell.

Posted by: Revenant at March 24, 2021 10:52 AM (yngc4)

423 Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 24, 2021 10:50 AM (+CYtv)

I read that book long ago; I remember enjoying it, I haven't seen the movie, Didn't know there was one; Thanks for the details about it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2021 10:53 AM (VP4Cd)

424 There's a famous French novel written in 1678 called 'The Princess of Cleves' - it's thought to be the first genuine novel
====================
Hold my beer, Frenchie.

Posted by: Don Quixote at March 24, 2021 10:53 AM (HyD8c)

425 Fresh beignet donuts in New Orleans -- at least in the 80s -- FTW!
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2021


***

Sopapillas in NM are pretty much the same thing, except no powdered sugar. You add honey for sweetness.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 10:53 AM (lSpWa)

426 They will hound him to the grave. A lesser man would have given in by now. He is not that man.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2021 10:49 AM (45fpk)


That's what these demon-possessed fiends are living for now: trying to make good people commit suicide. Being damned themselves, they want to spread the blackness around them and take other souls to Hell with them.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 24, 2021 10:53 AM (+CYtv)

427 There's a famous French novel written in 1678 called 'The Princess of Cleves' - it's thought to be the first genuine novel, and it's set 100 years earlier at the court of Henri II of France. It was filmed with great attention to accuracy in 1961 (I made English fansubs for it) including the costumes. The actress playing the lead character described how just wearing the clothes of the 1580s made you act differently - you could hardly bend at the waist. When she's lying down fully dressed, she's like a doll, unable to move; when she gets up, a servant has to put her shoes on for her. And the stiff ruff that she wore for hours left actual grooves in the skin of her neck! It sounded excruciating. And then imagine wearing all that stuff in the summer when it was hot, to boot.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 24, 2021 10:50 AM (+CYtv)


Now add in infrequent bathing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2021 10:54 AM (/Wu52)

428 she's wearing the cone of shame

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 24, 2021 10:54 AM (v3pYe)

429 And then imagine the smell.
Posted by: Revenant at March 24, 2021 10:52 AM (yngc4)
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That's alright, because on a warm day, I take care of being able to smell everyone.

Posted by: The moat around the castle at March 24, 2021 10:54 AM (2SdPm)

430
Now add in infrequent bathing.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2021 10:54 AM (/Wu52)


We have BUSH!!!

Posted by: Booger at March 24, 2021 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)

431 Targeted harassment via lawsuit. The lawyer who took this should be disbarred.

Isn't it the same lawyer who filed the first suit?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 24, 2021 10:51 AM (SchxB)

If it is then I think that proves my point at it being targeted harassment via lawsuit.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2021 10:55 AM (G2zl5)

432 Waste of a good canvas. Why would anyone other than family hang something like this?

They look very elite-ish.

Posted by: creeper at March 24, 2021 10:55 AM (XxJt1)

433 He is risen!

MSNBC Blames 'Racist' Ronald Reagan for Atlanta Shootings

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2021 10:55 AM (VVEnO)

434 There's a famous French novel written in 1678 called 'The Princess of Cleves' - it's thought to be the first genuine novel, and it's set 100 years earlier at the court of Henri II of France. It was filmed with great attention to accuracy in 1961 (I made English fansubs for it) including the costumes. The actress playing the lead character described how just wearing the clothes of the 1580s made you act differently - you could hardly bend at the waist. When she's lying down fully dressed, she's like a doll, unable to move; when she gets up, a servant has to put her shoes on for her. And the stiff ruff that she wore for hours left actual grooves in the skin of her neck! It sounded excruciating. And then imagine wearing all that stuff in the summer when it was hot, to boot.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 24, 2021 10:50 AM (+CYtv)


I have a bizarre interest in historical costuming and one of the common refrains from that community is that historical clothing actually wasn't bad. Corsets and stays might impede mobility a small amount, but generally not enough to cause problems, and that heat wasn't too bad, since natural materials breathe better and are lighter in summer.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2021 10:55 AM (jOcSX)

435 Lucille Ball told a similar story. 1940, the then struggling 29-year old was brought in to see one of the big-wigs at MGM (I forget which). Once she was alone, he walked out from behind the desk, walked right in front of her, dropped his pants and simply said "Suck it!". Which she did because it was understood that's what it took to get a studio contract.

Pedowood has been the Hellmouth for a long time.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 24, 2021 10:33 AM (NYS7S)


That was Harry Cohn, head of Columbia.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2021 10:55 AM (2JVJo)

436 Hold my beer, Frenchie.
Posted by: Don Quixote at March 24, 2021 10:53 AM (HyD8c)


OK, OK, I forgot about you! But that was a one-off; nobody thinks of Spain as a trend-setter.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 24, 2021 10:55 AM (+CYtv)

437 That was Harry Cohn, head of Columbia.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2021 10:55 AM (2JVJo)

Ah, you're right! Thank you for the correction.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 24, 2021 10:56 AM (NYS7S)

438 That was Harry Cohn, head of Columbia.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2021


***

Of whom Red Skelton was supposed to have said, when Cohn died and there were throngs of people at his funeral, "Give the people what they want and they'll come."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 10:56 AM (lSpWa)

439 Portrait Of A Young Married Couple

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at March 24, 2021 10:56 AM (3MG/9)

440 Their offspring went on to be supporting cast members in "The Hills Have Eyes"

Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 24, 2021 10:57 AM (II3Gr)

441 > I like suggesting we go back to the immigration policy we had when that poem was put there.

1903?

We had open borders then, with the sole exception of China.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 24, 2021 10:57 AM (JZT2F)

442 Public baths were actually a fairly common sight in many parts of medieval Europe. People may not have bathed every day, but certainly would have bathed when necessary.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2021 10:58 AM (jOcSX)

443 Wow. When Brooke Shields fucks herself up she doesn't mess around. Broken femur with multiple surgeries and steel rods. I wish her well.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021 10:58 AM (o2MD2)

444 If it is then I think that proves my point at it being targeted harassment via lawsuit.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2021 10:55 AM (G2zl5)
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I'm pretty sure this wouldn't work in CA, because CA has laws, which, oddly enough, are enforced, such legal harassment.

Instead, CA would sick multiple government agencies on you.

So, we got that going for us.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021 10:58 AM (2SdPm)

445 Wow. When Brooke Shields fucks herself up she doesn't mess around. Broken femur with multiple surgeries and steel rods. I wish her well.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021 10:58 AM (o2MD2)


Maybe they can fix her manface while they're in there.

But, yes. Prayers for her recovery.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)

446 > MSNBC Blames 'Racist' Ronald Reagan for Atlanta Shootings

Reagan has a long arm from the grave, doesn't he?

The commies in California are still blaming "Reagan" for their homeless problem, despite the fact that he hasn't been Governor of California in 45 years.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 24, 2021 11:00 AM (JZT2F)

447 Did anyone say cone of shame?

Posted by: scottst at March 24, 2021 11:00 AM (/QQch)

448
Maybe they can fix her manface while they're in there.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)

That's a terrible thing to say.

Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 24, 2021 11:00 AM (II3Gr)

449 George Segal RIP

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2021 11:01 AM (63Dwl)

450 Take my wife - please!!!

Posted by: Biden's Dog at March 24, 2021 11:01 AM (fupSC)

451
That's a terrible thing to say.
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 24, 2021 11:00 AM (II3Gr)


*snicker*

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

452 America needs the FBI to be plowed under the earth. Start over.

https://tinyurl.com/5mmrxnph
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent

@unscriptedmike
The FBI knew in advance the identity of Ahmad Al Aliwi Alissa. And the Pulse Nightclub shooter. San Bernardino terrorists. Boston Marathon Bombers. Garland Texas shooters. Parkland High School shooter. Fort Hood shooter.

Never has one entity known so much and done so little.

-
Maybe they hire only the blind to watch the watch list.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2021 11:02 AM (VVEnO)

453 Take my wife - please!!!
Posted by: Biden's Dog at March 24, 2021 11:01 AM (fupSC)


Get in line, bitch.

Posted by: Henny Youngman at March 24, 2021 11:02 AM (Zz0t1)

454 America needs the FBI to be plowed under the earth. Start over.


https://tinyurl.com/5mmrxnph
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 24, 2021 10:51 AM (HyD8c)


I hope nobody here watches either of those dogshit propaganda shows on CBS on Tuesdays. Some of their other network shows, particularly Bull, seem to enjoy making Hannity's 99% look buffoonish.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:02 AM (y7DUB)

455 Public baths were actually a fairly common sight in
many parts of medieval Europe. People may not have bathed every day, but
certainly would have bathed when necessary.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2021 10:58 AM (jOcSX)

I try to be fair, at least at times. When it comes to cultural differences, I do try to be fair. The line I always heard was Euros thought Americans wanted to smell like soap. The Euros had no issue with the aroma of the human body. It is a fine line, but of course as an American, I go with the soap. Hell, to be honest, I know people who bitched about the Brits. I never noticed that, but it is a cultural difference. Many from the Continent. think we shower unnecessarily.

Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 11:03 AM (OgcCr)

456 George Segal RIP
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2021


***

As I mentioned on the overnight thread, he was a working actor for several decades, but never got to the household name/superstar level. He did both drama and comedy, and got an Oscar nomination as Best Supporting Actor for Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? -- he and Sandy Dennis played the "normal" couple visiting, and drinking, with George and Martha.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 11:03 AM (lSpWa)

457 Maybe they hire only the blind to watch the watch list.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2021 11:02 AM (VVEnO)
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The FBI no longer exists to catch criminals. They exist as the Praetorian Guard for the Deep State, and, as such, are charged with making up crimes to use against those who would dare rise above their station.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021 11:03 AM (2SdPm)

458 Sopapillas in NM are pretty much the same thing, except no powdered sugar. You add honey for sweetness.

Some places will also cover them in cinnamon and granulated sugar, but least they'll offer you a choice.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 24, 2021 11:04 AM (SchxB)

459 -
Maybe they hire only the blind to watch the watch list.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2021 11:02 AM (VVEnO)


Seems it should be called the no watch list.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:04 AM (Zz0t1)

460 Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 24, 2021 10:50 AM (+CYtv)

I never took note of that when I read Princesse, nor have I seen the movie but I will definitely look that up. Enjoyed your comment.

Posted by: Ziba at March 24, 2021 11:04 AM (S1hrL)

461 She has a calculating look and 3 of their eyes have bags under them. It could be from not enough sleep; but, why doesn't both of his eyes have the same bags.
Her left hand has a kerchief or a handful of hair, are they into whipping?
Her hands both look like they are swollen, edema?
She might be *really* sick/infirm.

Wouldn't hang in my MIL's room.

Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 24, 2021 11:04 AM (gtatv)

462 Will someone please tell me what the letters in RUPAR stand for? I cannot figure it out quickly and, as you know, I am a moron.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 24, 2021 11:05 AM (rxR5g)

463 Of whom Red Skelton was supposed to have said, when Cohn died and there were throngs of people at his funeral, "Give the people what they want and they'll come."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 10:56 AM (lSpWa)


Red was a *very* funny man.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:05 AM (y7DUB)

464 Wouldn't hang in my MIL's room.

Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 24, 2021 11:04 AM (gtatv)


He likes me! He really really likes me!!!

Posted by: Your MIL at March 24, 2021 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)

465 RUPAR

R
U
Possibly
A
Retard

Maybe....I just made that up, if not.

Posted by: Your MIL at March 24, 2021 11:06 AM (Zz0t1)

466 Why doesn't the FBI be honest and change their name to KGB?

Posted by: Northern lurker at March 24, 2021 11:06 AM (lgiXo)

467 Just Shoot ME! should be a Horde favorite. The show regularly portrays Segal, Trump, and Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 11:06 AM (OgcCr)

468 DAMNIT!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:06 AM (Zz0t1)

469 458 Sopapillas in NM are pretty much the same thing, except no powdered sugar. You add honey for sweetness.

Raise the Flag!!! (only cultured morons will know this.)

Posted by: Panchos at March 24, 2021 11:07 AM (jvt6t)

470 Just Shoot ME! should be a Horde favorite. The show regularly portrays Segal, Trump, and Brian Dennehy.
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 11:06 AM (OgcCr)


Can't stomach that much David Spade.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:07 AM (Zz0t1)

471 Just Shoot ME! should be a Horde favorite. The show regularly portrays Segal, Trump, and Brian Dennehy.
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021


***

And little Laura San Giacomo, known to us as the crazy girl in Quigley Down Under.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 11:07 AM (lSpWa)

472
Raise the Flag!!! (only cultured morons will know this.)
Posted by: Panchos at March 24, 2021 11:07 AM (jvt6t)


Used to have plate staking contests when going there on school trips in high school.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:08 AM (Zz0t1)

473 Why doesn't the FBI be honest and change their name to KGB?

They don't want to change the stationary.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 24, 2021 11:08 AM (SchxB)

474
I don't know about this lack of bathing stuff back then. Even when the power has been out for days, no water, no heater, the wife and I *still* find a way to take at least a 'bird bath' at the end of the day.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 24, 2021 11:08 AM (N/gDA)

475 Rupar is a leftist MFM type's name who lies for Vox. It's not an acronym.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 11:08 AM (iDvKn)

476 465 RUPAR

R
U
Possibly
A
Retard

Maybe....I just made that up, if not.
Posted by: Your MIL at March 24, 2021 11:06 AM (Zz0t1)

Well done. If not the official words, it works incredibly well.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 24, 2021 11:08 AM (rxR5g)

477
And little Laura San Giacomo, known to us as the crazy girl in Quigley Down Under.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 11:07 AM (lSpWa)


Little?

Those things are HUGE.

Butterface......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:09 AM (Zz0t1)

478 Just Shoot ME! should be a Horde favorite. The show regularly portrays Segal, Trump, and Brian Dennehy.
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 11:06 AM (OgcCr)
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Laura San Giacomo

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021 11:09 AM (2SdPm)

479 Wow. When Brooke Shields fucks herself up she doesn't mess around. Broken femur with multiple surgeries and steel rods. I wish her well.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021 10:58 AM


All those YouTube dental hygiene commercials with her saying "I can't wait to see what comes next" re aging. Careful what you ask for.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2021 11:09 AM (16vTQ)

480 Warren's wealth tax:
The bill mandates a breathtaking $100 billion increase in IRS funding over the next ten years.

Even with a massive increase for 2021, the IRS annual budget is just over a tenth of that figure, at $11.92 billion. Warren also seeks to mandate a greater number of annual audits for this engorged IRS to conduct: Each year, one third of those covered would be audited, on everything from cars to art. Such calculations would require establishing not just their purchase price but their current market value.


The rich wanted the dems in charge, time to give them the democrats long, hard, and wide.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2021 11:09 AM (iqA6d)

481 Used to have plate staking contests when going there on school trips in high school.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:08 AM (Zz0t1)

I have wrecked my digestive system there a time or three......

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 24, 2021 11:09 AM (jvt6t)

482 I always loved Sopapillas in New Mexico. Tried to order them in Mexican restaurant in Texas once and they asked me WTF were Sopapillas?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021 11:09 AM (o2MD2)

483 And little Laura San Giacomo, known to us as the crazy girl in Quigley Down Under.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 11:07 AM (lSpWa)

Little?

Those things are HUGE.

Butterface......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021


***

True about her endowments. But she's a petite woman.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 11:10 AM (lSpWa)

484 I just started trying a fake keto per Ace, and now all I hear is Kolaches, Sopapillas, and donuts. I am sure one pizza wont hurt.

Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 11:10 AM (OgcCr)

485 Butterface......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:09 AM (Zz0t1)
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Weirdo.

Why were you looking at her face?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021 11:10 AM (2SdPm)

486 Butterface......
She's certainly interesting-looking. Can't figure out if she's good looking or not.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 24, 2021 11:10 AM (HaL55)

487 Neither one of them look particularly happy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2021 11:11 AM (iqA6d)

488 Butterface......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:09 AM (Zz0t1)
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Weirdo.

Why were you looking at her face?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021


***

Girls' faces can be sexy. A knowing smile is one hell of a turn-on.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 11:11 AM (lSpWa)

489 aw Laura's face was cute!

she was pretty fun in Just Shoot Me - decent in The Stand too

you guys are harsh lol

she's a button

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 24, 2021 11:11 AM (j9HX3)

490 I was thinking R U but could not shake All Repair in my mind for AR. Side note, that RU486 morning after pill immediately says Are You For Murder in my mind. Cannot shake that, even for a blastocyst for some reason.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 24, 2021 11:11 AM (rxR5g)

491 Weirdo.

Why were you looking at her face?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021 11:10 AM (2SdPm)


It's a slight distraction.

Must be the teeth, for obvious reasons.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:11 AM (Zz0t1)

492 Girls' faces can be sexy. A knowing smile is one hell of a turn-on.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 11:11 AM (lSpWa)


And warm, wet, full and inviting lips......

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021 11:12 AM (o2MD2)

493 Neither one of them look particularly happy.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

What? Laura San Giacomo's cans?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 11:12 AM (Rvt88)

494 She's certainly interesting-looking. Can't figure out if she's good looking or not.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 24, 2021 11:10 AM (HaL55)
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I have to admit, I loved that gap toothed smile of hers. I don't know if she ever had it fixed, but, I did find that interesting.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021 11:12 AM (2SdPm)

495 How many false flag operations do you suppose the left will run before they declare the Constitution null and void?

Posted by: creeper at March 24, 2021 11:13 AM (XxJt1)

496 Neither one of them look particularly happy.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

What? Laura San Giacomo's cans?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 11:12 AM


I volunteer to help cheer them up. 'Cause I'm a giver, me.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2021 11:13 AM (16vTQ)

497 It's a guy's name: Aaron Rupar. He's a dick who 'works' for Vox.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 11:13 AM (iDvKn)

498 Girls' faces can be sexy. A knowing smile is one hell of a turn-on.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 11:11 AM (lSpWa)

And warm, wet, full and inviting lips......
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021


***

For some reason I think Barbara Bosson, Steven Bochco's ex and the captain's ex-wife on Hill Street Blues, has really appealing lips and teeth. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 11:13 AM (lSpWa)

499 It's a guy's name: Aaron Rupar. He's a dick who 'works' for Vox.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2021 11:13 AM (iDvKn)


Well, then my acronym works.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:13 AM (Zz0t1)

500
For some reason I think Barbara Bosson, Steven Bochco's ex and the captain's ex-wife on Hill Street Blues, has really appealing lips and teeth. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 11:13 AM (lSpWa)


Ugh.....if that's the case, I missed it as I couldn't get past her horrible hair.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:14 AM (Zz0t1)

501 And warm, wet, wuby wed, full and inviting lips......

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021 11:12 AM (o2MD2)

Jus' ' I could.cuz

Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2021 11:14 AM (AwYPR)

502 I just had my wife's ears cropped.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 24, 2021 11:15 AM (2DOZq)

503 Never has one entity known so much and done so little.

FBI wants guns banned. They watch these shooters knowing that the completed act will advance their agenda. They think it makes them look good to make an intel dump on the shooter within hours of the shooting. And if a few innocents have to die to get guns banned, all for a good cause.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2021 11:15 AM (iqA6d)

504 How many false flag operations do you suppose the left will run before they declare the Constitution null and void?
Posted by: creeper at March 24, 2021 11:13 AM (XxJt1)
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You mean make known to the general public that which has been obvious to anyone paying attention?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021 11:15 AM (2SdPm)

505 Hey, guys, my cans are down here.

Posted by: Alternate Universe at March 24, 2021 11:15 AM (jvt6t)

506 For some reason I think Barbara Bosson, Steven Bochco's ex and the captain's ex-wife on Hill Street Blues, has really appealing lips and teeth. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Not for me - more of a Barbara Babcock kind of guy.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2021 11:15 AM (Rvt88)

507 For some reason I think Barbara Bosson, Steven Bochco's ex and the captain's ex-wife on Hill Street Blues, has really appealing lips and teeth. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 11:13 AM (lSpWa)

Ugh.....if that's the case, I missed it as I couldn't get past her horrible hair.......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021


***

I liked that '80s hair.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 11:15 AM (lSpWa)

508 When it comes to painting portraits,

Jacob Jordaens > John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2021 11:16 AM (DMUuz)

509 >>> And warm, wet, full and inviting lips......
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021


The whole puffy lip thing has gotten out of control. It has gotten out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2021 11:16 AM (6kpT2)

510 505 Hey, guys, my cans are down here.
Posted by: Alternate Universe at March 24, 2021 11:15 AM (jvt6t)

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https://tinyurl.com/aswt8tsb

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 24, 2021 11:16 AM (LvTSG)

511 nood


monkey

Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2021 11:16 AM (6kpT2)

512 The whole puffy lip thing has gotten out of control. It has gotten out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2021 11:16 AM (6kpT2)
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Yup.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2021 11:17 AM (2SdPm)

513 For some reason I think Barbara Bosson, Steven Bochco's ex and the captain's ex-wife on Hill Street Blues, has really appealing lips and teeth. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 11:13 AM (lSpWa)

Ugh.....if that's the case, I missed it as I couldn't get past her horrible hair.......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:14 AM (Zz0t1)


I don't think anyone played the annoying ex more convincingly than Fay Furillo.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:17 AM (y7DUB)

514 Noodus simianus major

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 11:17 AM (lSpWa)

515
The whole puffy lip thing has gotten out of control. It has gotten out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2021 11:16 AM (6kpT2)



https://tinyurl.com/jhftadtn

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 24, 2021 11:18 AM (Zz0t1)

516 I never took note of that when I read Princesse, nor have I seen the movie but I will definitely look that up. Enjoyed your comment.
Posted by: Ziba at March 24, 2021 11:04 AM (S1hrL)


The movie is very beautiful - script was by Jean Cocteau, adapted from the novel, and Jean Marais played the Prince. The movie was almost immediately attacked by the New Wave scruffians as being too classical and beautiful, so it didn't do well.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 24, 2021 11:18 AM (+CYtv)

517 I liked that '80s hair.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2021 11:15 AM


So did we. '70s, too.

Posted by: zombies Hugh Hefner and Bob Guicchone at March 24, 2021 11:18 AM (DMUuz)

518 Yeah, RUPAR is a shamed journalist. If you say R U Possibly Retarded, you must be doxxed, cancelled, and hopefully beaten or murdered. Your violent rhetoric will not be tolerated by kind and loving people like us.

Posted by: Satans Retards at March 24, 2021 11:19 AM (rxR5g)

519 > I loved that gap toothed smile of hers.

That's called a "diastemma", and in many cultures it's considered a sign that the person having it is sexually charged.

That belief is found in cultures as diverse as late medieval England (Chaucer's "gap-toothed wife of Bath") and Ghana and Nigeria (where it's considered so sexy that some people have dental surgery to create one artificially).



✸≈≈≈≈

The more you know.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 24, 2021 11:20 AM (JZT2F)

520 > I don't think anyone played the annoying ex more convincingly than Fay Furillo.

Furillo was into the cuckery, I think. Gets rid of a Bitch Queen wife, immediately hooks up with a Bitch Queen lawyer.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 24, 2021 11:21 AM (JZT2F)

521
I always loved Sopapillas in New Mexico. Tried to order them in Mexican
restaurant in Texas once and they asked me WTF were Sopapillas?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2021 11:09 AM (o2MD2)

you went to the wrong place. I will admit they are bigger in New Mexico. but I promise you Texans love them. Then thing about these local foods is even in the area, most places suck. I will never forget when I met a guy in Texas who was legit. He gave me a card to show at his restaurant and for real, it was the best i have ever had. To be fair, I think i can make most of that Tex Mex pretty damn well, but it has been so many years under the bridge. But my point is the really great places are rare on the ground, it is just the way thinks work.

Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 11:31 AM (OgcCr)

522 try getting really good fish and chips in London. There are places that will change your world, but you have to look out for them. Same with Italy, if you are outside the Vatican, the chances of getting a great meal are slim. When in doubt, look for the most uninviting place you can find. If they have no menus outside translated into many languages, that is a good start. Another tip is to ignore the tourist crowds. Walk a few blocks away and go where the locals eat.

not that you asked, but that is advice i earned well and I am happy to share it.

Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2021 11:34 AM (OgcCr)

523 Boston's Museum of Fine Arts has the original (https://tinyurl.com/39ztwvz5). I see him as foolish, in large part because he strongly resembles someone I once knew who was total doper and airhead.

But she's cute and probably fun and will likely become pretty chunky as the menagerie of kids she'll have gets larger, but a good person to know. She thinks he'll manage her dowry well enough, but that's to be seen. Maybe, maybe not.

Posted by: PubliusII at March 24, 2021 09:51 PM (NCsa7)

524 And just to add to the above, in a 1969
book on the Museum of Fine Arts, Perry Rathbone (MFA director at the time) wrote about this
painting, "This beautiful painting makes it clear why Jacob Jordaens
became the popular successor as a portrait painter in Antwerp of Rubens
and Van Dyck, his older and more famous contemporaries. As Rubens'
assistant, Jordaens had ample opportunity to study with the master.
Indeed, it may be taken as a compliment to this Double
Portrait that it was long considered the work of Rubens
himself. Direct in conception and full of vitality in its
portrayal of two personalities... This young
couple in their personal pride, self-possession, and their patent
alluence symbolize the establishment of a powerful bourgeoisie in the
Netherlands at the time."

Posted by: PubliusII at March 24, 2021 09:57 PM (NCsa7)

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