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Yaphet Kotto -- who played the double role of Dr. Kananga and Mr. Big in Live and Let Die, and also played the double role of Alonzo Moseley and Special Agent Foster Grants in Midnight Run -- has passed at age 81.
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Update: Apparently Cardi B. posts video of herself farting all of the time. Nasty, nasty skank.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 16, 2021 04:08 PM (LvTSG)
I saw Margot Robbie naked last night. I'm set.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 16, 2021 04:09 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2021 04:10 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 16, 2021 04:11 PM (Zm+LZ)
That mental patient is a total boner killer
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 16, 2021 04:11 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2021 04:12 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 16, 2021 04:12 PM (r4bSV)
Trump and Georgia's lead election investigator, she was Georgia Sec of
State Raffensperger's former campaign
manager.https://tinyurl.com/ydtb95c5
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 16, 2021 04:12 PM (MDvbP)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 16, 2021 04:12 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 16, 2021 04:09 PM (LvTSG)
Wolf of Wall Street?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 16, 2021 04:13 PM (XeEyo)
And I'm taller than AtC.
So there's that.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2021 04:10 PM (W2Pud)
Same here. But since I am 5' 5", not by much.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 16, 2021 04:13 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 16, 2021 04:09 PM (LvTSG)
Wolf of Wall Street?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 16, 2021 04:13 PM (XeEyo)
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*finger to nose*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 16, 2021 04:13 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2021 04:14 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 04:14 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 16, 2021 04:13 PM (LvTSG)
*winks in acknowledgement*
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 16, 2021 04:14 PM (XeEyo)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 16, 2021 04:14 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2021 04:15 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Gref at March 16, 2021 04:15 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2021 04:15 PM (45fpk)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2021 04:15 PM (I0I+D)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2021 04:15 PM (1ISKN)
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"Straighten up!"
Posted by: Axeman at March 16, 2021 04:15 PM (FYe3W)
Posted by: Zombie Napolean at March 16, 2021 04:15 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Whiff at March 16, 2021 04:15 PM (kzM0X)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 16, 2021 04:15 PM (vQkRp)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2021 04:14 PM (1ISKN)
I was going to let it go, personally. Don't want to embarrass the boss here.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 04:15 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2021 04:15 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 16, 2021 04:16 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 04:16 PM (SrypL)
Posted by: the unbearable Ms Ciccone at March 16, 2021 04:16 PM (q37N8)
I always wanna ask her if she knows about Wendy O. Williams and the Plasmatics...
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2021 04:16 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2021 04:15 PM (45fpk)
*gently pushes grammie back in with broom*
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 16, 2021 04:16 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 04:16 PM (SrypL)
Should probably be thankful she's wearing clothes.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 16, 2021 04:16 PM (XeEyo)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 16, 2021 04:16 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Axeman at March 16, 2021 04:16 PM (FYe3W)
Posted by: Whiff at March 16, 2021 04:16 PM (kzM0X)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 16, 2021 04:16 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: Count de Monet Super de Duper Straight at March 16, 2021 04:17 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 16, 2021 04:17 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 04:17 PM (SrypL)
Posted by: TryHardNeckBeard at March 16, 2021 04:17 PM (5IbVn)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 04:17 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 16, 2021 04:17 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Axeman at March 16, 2021 04:16 PM (FYe3W)
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She thinks she's sexy, therefore she is sexy.
Duh. The power of brainwaves.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 16, 2021 04:17 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 16, 2021 04:17 PM (41klY)
Read the novel if you haven't. I recommend it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 16, 2021 04:17 PM (2JVJo)
I saw Margot Robbie naked last night. I'm set.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 16, 2021 04:09 PM (LvTSG)
Some days I wonder about your marriage TJM. Especially with you dunking on your wife all the time.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 16, 2021 04:17 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2021 04:17 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: #DrunkDonLeMon and #DrunkAndersonCooper69 at March 16, 2021 04:17 PM (+lwg5)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 16, 2021 04:17 PM (YfJHp)
Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 04:18 PM (SrypL)
Posted by: TryHardNeckBeard at March 16, 2021 04:17 PM (5IbVn)
Ya coulda ben a contenda!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 16, 2021 04:18 PM (XeEyo)
Posted by: 496 at March 16, 2021 04:18 PM (U1eOr)
Wasn't there a big hoopla about some transgender person appearing in a bikini in For Your Eyes Only back in the 80s? If you blinked, you'd miss him, but it probably caused a couple of confused boners back in the day.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2021 04:18 PM (i0wNm)
The demand for perfect safety that is impossible with other values of the left is what is destroying western civilization.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2021 04:18 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2021 04:18 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2021 04:18 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 16, 2021 04:18 PM (oHd/0)
And also: as a "Satanic witch."
AND YOU TOTALLY IGNORE GREY-ACE?
What are you, the Washington Post or something?
Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2021 04:18 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2021 04:18 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2021 04:18 PM (nkobF)
Posted by: Governor Cuomo at March 16, 2021 04:18 PM (gli5p)
Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 04:18 PM (SrypL)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 04:17 PM (UPoLF)
So just Ace then......
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2021 04:19 PM (I0I+D)
And I'm taller than AtC.
So there's that.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2021 04:10 PM (W2Pud)
Same here. But since I am 5' 5", not by much.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 16, 2021 04:13 PM (2JVJo)
That reminds me. I need to tell Mrs D I'm heading out for a short one.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2021 04:19 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2021 04:19 PM (HrMC1)
He found the atmosphere of the school offensive and racist (and frankly, whatever that means), and decided against it.
Was a lot more complicated than this, but he was actually in the school before the shooting and thought the atmosphere of the school was bad.
He was also in "Alien". He and Harry Dean Stanton were kind of "buds" in the movie.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 16, 2021 04:19 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Rbastid at March 16, 2021 04:19 PM (KKUSX)
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2021 04:19 PM (nkobF)
Posted by: klaftern at March 16, 2021 04:19 PM (RuIsu)
"Trust your instincts, little buddy. Trust your instincts!"
Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2021 04:18 PM (m45I2)
What would I tell my boner after seeing it?
'Wow... look... birth control!'
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 16, 2021 04:19 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 04:19 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 04:17 PM (UPoLF)
I reject that reality and substitute my own.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 16, 2021 04:19 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 16, 2021 04:19 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 16, 2021 04:19 PM (1NY5O)
Posted by: Count de Monet Super de Duper Straight at March 16, 2021 04:17 PM (4I/2K)
Confused or not, how could any super straight guy get a boner looking at that? Not even a prolonged dry spell with that thing beckoning saying "Please. Now!" would even make it twitch.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 16, 2021 04:20 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2021 04:19 PM (HrMC1)
I've never had someone project their own confusion on to my boner but I guess there's a first time for everything.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2021 04:20 PM (nkobF)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 16, 2021 04:20 PM (ovHX/)
Posted by: Rich knudsen at March 16, 2021 04:20 PM (RnHwK)
Posted by: klaftern at March 16, 2021 04:19 PM (RuIsu)
I think its something from the Conan the Barbarian collection...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 16, 2021 04:20 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 04:20 PM (SrypL)
Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 04:18 PM (SrypL)
He's discussing the bonus situation in heaven now.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2021 04:20 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 16, 2021 04:20 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 16, 2021 04:20 PM (ovHX/)
Pretty sure that's how she got her start.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 16, 2021 04:20 PM (XeEyo)
Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 04:20 PM (SrypL)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 16, 2021 04:20 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 16, 2021 04:17 PM (Zm+LZ)
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Nah. My wife is hot and we love each other. I'm tired of her mask bullshit, and she knows that, but we're good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 16, 2021 04:20 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2021 04:21 PM (U605+)
"Trust your instincts, little buddy. Trust your instincts!"
Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2021 04:18 PM (m45I2)
What would I tell my boner after seeing it?
'Wow... look... birth control!'
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 16, 2021 04:19 PM (oHd/0)
Look at the flowers
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 16, 2021 04:21 PM (N39Ws)
Geez, spoilers, man!
Posted by: spindrift at March 16, 2021 04:21 PM (q37N8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2021 04:21 PM (VP4Cd)
Look at the cast of "Brubaker" - holy cow:
https://tinyurl.com/4zhvyd2k
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 16, 2021 04:21 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 16, 2021 04:21 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2021 04:21 PM (m45I2)
Two stupid people of Italian heritage that are punching over their weight.
Let's give them a hand! Or maybe, just a finger.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 16, 2021 04:21 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 16, 2021 04:21 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2021 04:21 PM (Cxk7w)
Wet Assed Pussy. Make people uncomfortable.
If you are gonna venerate it, embrace it all the way.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2021 04:21 PM (OCTRt)
oh so that does include me
and some of you
Posted by: ace at March 16, 2021 04:21 PM (5+1A/)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 16, 2021 04:20 PM (ovHX/)
Pretty sure that's how she got her start.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 16, 2021 04:20 PM (XeEyo)
*nods*
She was as stripper and part time whore who used roll her johns and steal from them.
Not much of a career change, excepts she dresses worse now and "sings" now.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 16, 2021 04:21 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 04:21 PM (SrypL)
Posted by: Whiff at March 16, 2021 04:21 PM (kzM0X)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 16, 2021 04:20 PM (ovHX/)
Er, that's what she did before being a "singer."
Well, she worked at a strip club and also used to bang / rob Johns, and brag about it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 04:21 PM (UPoLF)
I encourage all Brit men to break curfew. If anyone gives you bother, say you identify as female.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2021 04:21 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 16, 2021 04:22 PM (6xk3i)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 16, 2021 04:19 PM (ifmtJ)
Must be the brasswang speaking.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 16, 2021 04:22 PM (okGHj)
That's just science. And you believe in science, right?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2021 04:22 PM (1ISKN)
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Another one of my predictions coming to pass. I've been saying that they're going to use the threat of domestic terror to do a "lockdown" since we're so used to lockdowns. And they can blame Trump.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2021 04:22 PM (nkobF)
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"I just want what's coming to me, Jesus! I just want my fair share!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 16, 2021 04:22 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Jewells45
She interviewed Sunset Joe last fall during the campaign, as I recall.
The joint stupidity in the room at that moment should have created a singularity in the time-space continuum.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 16, 2021 04:22 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 16, 2021 04:22 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Whiff at March 16, 2021 04:22 PM (kzM0X)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 16, 2021 04:22 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 16, 2021 04:22 PM (6xk3i)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 16, 2021 04:11 PM (Zm+LZ)
have to admit i was stunned that it admitted as much. that's pretty rare.
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 16, 2021 04:23 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2021 04:23 PM (m45I2)
Biden visits business in PA. Mumbles to 2 people. Media again pushed out while he's still talking!
https://tinyurl.com/yfshrjph
Posted by: Tami at March 16, 2021 04:23 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 16, 2021 04:23 PM (yQpMk)
Is that written in English? It must be in some other language. In English the sentence has no possible connection to the accompanying photos.
Posted by: Gref at March 16, 2021 04:23 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 16, 2021 04:23 PM (8D42x)
That's how you get the best pills.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2021 04:23 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 16, 2021 04:19 PM (vcOmj)
They want to discuss the boner situation.
Posted by: Count de Monet Super de Duper Straight at March 16, 2021 04:23 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 16, 2021 04:19 PM (ifmtJ)
Must be the brasswang speaking.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 16, 2021 04:22 PM (okGHj)
It talks?! Uh oh...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 16, 2021 04:23 PM (ifmtJ)
That's just science. And you believe in science, right?
I believe science is a valuable tool. I do not, however, jerk off to it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 16, 2021 04:23 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 04:24 PM (SrypL)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 16, 2021 04:24 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2021 04:21 PM (OCTRt)
And while you are at it, stop saying people are "gay." They are homosexuals, and when pressed, explain that homosexuals are men who like to put their penis in another man's asshole.
Spell it out. It isn't love. It's perversion and masturbation.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 16, 2021 04:24 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2021 04:24 PM (I0I+D)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 16, 2021 04:22 PM (Dc2NZ)
And Harry Dean Stanton is standing next to him saying "right".
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2021 04:24 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 16, 2021 04:11 PM (Zm+LZ)
have to admit i was stunned that it admitted as much. that's pretty rare.
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 16, 2021 04:23 PM (8D42x)
Nope, now its a 'get out of jail free card'
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 16, 2021 04:24 PM (oHd/0)
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"Come on, man. It's just an idea!"
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2021 04:24 PM (+lwg5)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 16, 2021 04:23 PM (yQpMk)
Because they charge more than truck stop homos.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 16, 2021 04:24 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 16, 2021 04:19 PM (ifmtJ)
Must be the brasswang speaking.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 16, 2021 04:22 PM (okGHj)
"Brasswang and Browning" would be a great buddy cop teevee show (set in the old west).
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 16, 2021 04:24 PM (Dc2NZ)
RIP boner.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin'
No, it's pinin' for the fjords.
Posted by: Dead Parrot Roberts at March 16, 2021 04:24 PM (GYqYy)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2021 04:24 PM (L2ZTs)
Kotto was good in Alien. Starts out as kind of a jerk but has an arc and dies heroically.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at March 16, 2021 04:24 PM (6Pqz7)
It said F-- this shit, and went to Cancun.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 16, 2021 04:24 PM (LWu6U)
"Men are suddenly leaving Twitter and here's why that's a problem."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 16, 2021 04:24 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: ...
Trump said bad words and sent out mean tweets; es Pravda! It's a good thing that the childish moron in charge of Twitter banned him for life.
This country really sucks. Where does it blow to equalize the pressure?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 16, 2021 04:24 PM (vcOmj)
Asexuals can just go fuck themselves.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2021 04:25 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 16, 2021 04:20 PM (03n3v)
It's a term from the sodomite community used to insinuate that many straight men find themselves sexually aroused by homosexual sexual acts, and do not know how to handle that, so they lash out at homosexuals due to self hate.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 04:25 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 04:16 PM (SrypL)
has to be some kind of cultural appropriation, doesn't it?
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 16, 2021 04:25 PM (8D42x)
It used to be pretty rare. Now that's just another badge of honor in the victim Olympics. Usually they claim PTSD for maximum effect.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2021 04:25 PM (i0wNm)
Dude, just so you know. I'm not confused at all.
No way I'm getting erect for that thing. so, put away the Pons and Kleenex.
You'd have better luck showing me a picture of a Galapagos Turtle.
Posted by: Boner at March 16, 2021 04:25 PM (dWwl8)
Posted by: Doof at March 16, 2021 04:25 PM (mZUr4)
Oh look!
A bunk sale at IKEA!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2021 04:25 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Whiff at March 16, 2021 04:25 PM (kzM0X)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 16, 2021 04:21 PM (SchxB)
She is rather unfortunate looking.
Posted by: Count de Monet Super de Duper Straight at March 16, 2021 04:25 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2021 04:25 PM (OCTRt)
Asexuals claim to have no sexual desires at all.
Which, judging my some of my ex's, might be a real thing for women, at least. (I kid, I kid.)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 04:25 PM (UPoLF)
Kotto was good in Alien. Starts out as kind of a jerk but has an arc and dies heroically.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at March 16, 2021 04:24 PM (6Pqz7)
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3.
Sigourney Weaver, Veronica Cartwright, and Tom Skerritt.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 16, 2021 04:26 PM (LvTSG)
Now she's just (a) menopausally crazy and (b) desperate to stay relevant.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2021 04:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Wasn't she in a tub full of cereal or some stupid shit? How does anyone pay any attention to that skank?
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 16, 2021 04:26 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 04:26 PM (SrypL)
do not feed a confused boner viagra, serious
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 16, 2021 04:26 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 16, 2021 04:26 PM (NYS7S)
"Men are suddenly leaving Twitter and here's why that's a problem."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
There's no one left to squish a spider.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2021 04:26 PM (OCTRt)
Asexuals can just go fuck themselves.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2021 04:25 PM (OCTRt)
I think they can't, which must be the problem.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 16, 2021 04:26 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 16, 2021 04:22 PM (okGHj)
"Brasswang and Browning" would be a great buddy cop teevee show (set in the old west).
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 16, 2021 04:24 PM (Dc2NZ)
Hmmm, I do have a Browning or two...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 16, 2021 04:26 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2021 04:26 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 16, 2021 04:27 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 04:16 PM (SrypL)
I like her braids, but the rest of it looks like she robbed the trash can after Vacation Bible School.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2021 04:27 PM (45fpk)
Very sad she made herself so disgustingly nasty.
And of course feminists hailed her nasty song and video as some amazing thing.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 16, 2021 04:27 PM (6xk3i)
Not only is my boner confused, but my brain is confused.
But then again, maybe it is this sangria I started swilling that is starting to hit my head...
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 16, 2021 04:27 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 04:27 PM (SrypL)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 16, 2021 04:27 PM (tidRf)
Posted by: Caliban at March 16, 2021 04:27 PM (HgGBT)
Oh what might have been. RIP Mr. Kotto.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 16, 2021 04:27 PM (yQpMk)
Parker is dead.
Kane is dead.
Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 04:26 PM (SrypL)
And the Alien itself, Bolaji Badejo.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2021 04:27 PM (t+qrx)
A brief scene of Kotto in Homicide - life on the streets.
From their premier episode, and one of the best scenes ever shot on TV. (not really a Kotto scene, but I use any excuse to post it.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 16, 2021 04:27 PM (LWu6U)
Zoom Escaper lets you sabotage your own meetings with audio problems, crying babies, and more
https://tinyurl.com/zkux5zej (links to theverge)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 16, 2021 04:27 PM (YEdnK)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 16, 2021 04:27 PM (xPl2J)
This is going to break so f'n many database designs. Lots of money for maintenance programmers to adapt old code to new requrements of The Brave New World.
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Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 16, 2021 04:28 PM (vcOmj)
Now there are actually men who prefer to dork a woman's squeakhole. I don't get it. The vagina's right there. It's awesome and you don't get shit all over your dick.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2021 04:28 PM (i0wNm)
105 Subsonic 9mm will be down to bb velocity at 100 yards. Not my idea of effective.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 16, 2021 01:55 PM (o2MD2)
Federal 147 grain HST is still going 900+ FPS at 100 yards. That's still lethal. Or go with 124 grain FMJ.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 16, 2021 01:59 PM (ifmtJ)
65 grain 9mm ARX. Ridiculous performance, especially the +P. And no barrel wear (not that you'd shoot a bunch of it into paper). Currently available at Clark Armory - https://tinyurl.com/z4ue9wns
Well written review: https://tinyurl.com/2b4w6smz
Note: I have seen other ballistics data that exceeds what the author has in his comparison...
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at March 16, 2021 04:28 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 16, 2021 04:20 PM (oHd/0)
That was a good description.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2021 04:28 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Jewells45
You really can't list those two without Kamala-toe. An ass, a pussy, and a cock-holster. Women who self define as cum-dumpsters. Lovely bunch.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 16, 2021 04:28 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Whiff at March 16, 2021 04:28 PM (kzM0X)
Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 04:28 PM (SrypL)
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at March 16, 2021 04:28 PM (HK8/E)
clown world
I swear to God this is clown world
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 16, 2021 04:28 PM (j9HX3)
Here, have some fuel:
https://youtu.be/edeQp382_oA
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 16, 2021 04:12 PM (ifmtJ)
Wanna know how I can tell none of those young ladies know how to make a sammich?
Posted by: BifBewalski - They could eat a sammich at March 16, 2021 04:28 PM (VcFUs)
No way you are telling the difference between CardiB fart porn and a Whale's Glaucoma Exam.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2021 04:29 PM (kNu4s)
Little did we know he was actually a Grey Alien.
Kind of puts a different spin on things. Those fuckers are meaner than shit.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 16, 2021 04:29 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 16, 2021 04:29 PM (2JVJo)
At least that is what his Wikipedia page Categories section says (he's listed in the New York Republican section).
Posted by: Blor Utar, From Zimtok-5 at March 16, 2021 04:29 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 16, 2021 04:26 PM (nxdel)
I don't remember that. I do remember Joe Biden's handlers had him read a joke that went something like "hey, we might be related! Some people call me Joey B!" and she was like "huuuuh?" and clearly didn't get it at all. It was pretty cringey.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 04:29 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 16, 2021 04:29 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2021 04:29 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2021 04:25 PM (OCTRt)
I think they can't, which must be the problem.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 16, 2021 04:26 PM (Zm+LZ)
When even your hand can't feign interest.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 16, 2021 04:29 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2021 04:29 PM (U605+)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Roberts at March 16, 2021 04:29 PM (GYqYy)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 16, 2021 04:29 PM (r4bSV)
WHAT ABOUT JONESY??!!!
I know, the cat is dead, too. (snif)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 16, 2021 04:28 PM (vcOmj)
Maybe they should have left Jonesy....?
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at March 16, 2021 04:29 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2021 04:29 PM (Cxk7w)
Didn't she already say she was a hooker at some point in her life?
Maybe even now?
Posted by: jakee308 at March 16, 2021 04:29 PM (OikrH)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2021 04:29 PM (m45I2)
And she's not taking a dickpunch from some freckle-faced wannabe Princess lying down.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2021 04:30 PM (kNu4s)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 16, 2021 04:30 PM (tidRf)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 16, 2021 04:29 PM (2JVJo)
(golf clap)
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 16, 2021 04:30 PM (NYS7S)
Which, judging my some of my ex's, might be a real thing for women, at least. (I kid, I kid.)
Rumors abound that Taylor Swift is pretty much asexual. Apparently she doesn't want to do it, and when she does, she's a cold starfish.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2021 04:30 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: ace at March 16, 2021 04:30 PM (5+1A/)
Posted by: Blor Utar's Reproduction Tube at March 16, 2021 04:30 PM (xxG/v)
Here, have some fuel:
https://youtu.be/edeQp382_oA
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 16, 2021 04:12 PM (ifmtJ)
Wanna know how I can tell none of those young ladies know how to make a sammich?
Posted by: BifBewalski - They could eat a sammich at March 16, 2021 04:28 PM (VcFUs)
They can't all be from South America
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 16, 2021 04:31 PM (ifmtJ)
And of course feminists hailed her nasty song and video as some amazing thing.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 16, 2021 04:27 PM (6xk3i)
She's a former stripper / sex worker who bragged about drugging and robbing Johns.
I don't think she was ever going to be a real role model for young girls. So she's embracing her, ahem, checkered past.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 04:31 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 04:31 PM (SrypL)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2021 04:30 PM (i0wNm)
Good enough for me!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2021 04:31 PM (1ISKN)
Fascinating.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2021 04:31 PM (kNu4s)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2021 04:29 PM (Cxk7w)
They've made it a requirement.
And if you're sane they'll drive you nuts.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 16, 2021 04:31 PM (OikrH)
if confused boner is not on pornhub, it does not exist
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 16, 2021 04:31 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 16, 2021 04:31 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2021 04:27 PM (45fpk)
With lines like that you could work at the Babylon Bee.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 16, 2021 04:31 PM (XeEyo)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 16, 2021 04:31 PM (tidRf)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 16, 2021 04:31 PM (6xk3i)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2021 04:29 PM (Cxk7w)
Hell, they celebrate them.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 16, 2021 04:31 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2021 04:31 PM (kNu4s)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 16, 2021 04:31 PM (ZSK0i)
My therapist has advised me to live for a full year as a SuperStraight, to confirm my gender identity.
I'm supposed to make other people "use my pronouns," which are "he/him."
Posted by: ace at March 16, 2021 04:32 PM (5+1A/)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2021 04:30 PM (i0wNm)
I rate this as utterly believable.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 16, 2021 04:32 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: The Ghost of Pandemic Present at March 16, 2021 04:32 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2021 04:32 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: ace at March 16, 2021 04:30 PM (5+1A/)
The Thing screenplay was written by Burt Lancaster's son.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 16, 2021 04:32 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2021 04:31 PM (1ISKN)
Yeah! None of that moaning and groaning and thrashing around.
It's distracting.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 16, 2021 04:32 PM (OikrH)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2021 04:30 PM (i0wNm)
I can see that. All joking aside, I have dated two women like that. One I know for sure was sexually abused as a child, and the other... I don't know. It was weird. But you don't want to be an asshole and push someone in to doing something they don't want to do. At the same time, you can't help but feel a bit self conscious.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 04:32 PM (UPoLF)
I figure its either really bad aim or being so sexually jaded and bored that's what it takes to get your jollies
You know, the hedonist paradox.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2021 04:32 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Thrawn at March 16, 2021 04:32 PM (9Ovst)
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
Oh, you meant that as a metaphor. Well fuck you.
Continues fapping to the nonbinary octopus
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at March 16, 2021 04:32 PM (HK8/E)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 16, 2021 04:30 PM (tidRf)
Damnit Broseidon, don't bring any of that homoerotic stuff into pollute SuperStraight culture.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 16, 2021 04:32 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 16, 2021 04:32 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 16, 2021 04:31 PM (r4bSV)
Rule 34
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 16, 2021 04:33 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 16, 2021 04:33 PM (r4bSV)
The Thing is an attempt to duplicate the Yaphet Kotto/Harry Dean
Stanton duo in Alien.
Posted by: ace at March 16, 2021 04:30 PM (5+1A/)
very astute
"Childs, Childs Chariots of the Gods, man. They practically own South America."
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 16, 2021 04:33 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 16, 2021 04:31 PM (XeEyo)
Why thank you, DS. Maybe I'll dust off my resume....
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2021 04:33 PM (45fpk)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 16, 2021 04:11 PM (Zm+LZ)
have to admit i was stunned that it admitted as much. that's pretty rare.
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 16, 2021 04:23 PM (8D42x)
Nope, they wear their mental illness as a badge of honor. It's another identity that makes them special.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 16, 2021 04:33 PM (6xk3i)
She didn't just admit it. She defended it. She claimed she was just doing what she needed to do to survive. I guess she couldn't manage an entry level job.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2021 04:33 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 16, 2021 04:33 PM (4uSHG)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2021 04:30 PM (i0wNm)
She's got like 500 songs about men leaving her and 0 about her honoring Steak & Blowjob Day.
Posted by: Count de Monet Super de Duper Straight at March 16, 2021 04:33 PM (4I/2K)
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Posted by: Jeffy Dahmer at March 16, 2021 04:34 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2021 04:33 PM (i0wNm)
Oh, she allowed entry alright!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2021 04:34 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: The Ghost of Pandemic Present
For every pot there is a lid.
Or in this case, an old tarpaulin that used to cover a boat in someone's side yard.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 16, 2021 04:34 PM (LWu6U)
It's distracting.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 16, 2021 04:32 PM (OikrH)
It also interferes with sammich making.
Posted by: Teve Torbes at March 16, 2021 04:34 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: dartist at March 16, 2021 04:34 PM (+ya+t)
This is an insult to porn stars. The sluttiest, skankiest D-list porn whores are a couple orders of magnitude more classy than this Cardi B. thing and the Megan Thunder Thigh thing.
I just made the mistake of watching some Cardi B. clip and heard her voice for the first time. She sounds even worse than she looks.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 16, 2021 04:34 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Bosk at March 16, 2021 04:34 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2021 04:30 PM (i0wNm)
Dunno. Asexuals don't usually date as much as Taylor has. You might be right about her being frigid, of course.
I volunteer as Tribune to find out the truth of this.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 16, 2021 04:34 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 16, 2021 04:34 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 16, 2021 04:34 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Parker at March 16, 2021 04:35 PM (ZSK0i)
The Science is settled.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 16, 2021 04:35 PM (yQpMk)
-----
The judges are asking you to be more specific -- would that be a front hole, or a backhoe, fart?
You know, "Cardi O" would be a great name for rappin' Ace. Or maybe "Kete O" ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2021 04:35 PM (+lwg5)
[This claim is disputed, COVID definitely came from a pangolin, don't question science] according to Fox News
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2021 04:35 PM (U605+)
Posted by: spindrift at March 16, 2021 04:35 PM (q37N8)
Or in this case, an old tarpaulin that used to cover a boat in someone's side yard.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 16, 2021 04:34 PM (LWu6U)
It's lousy with spiders.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2021 04:35 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2021 04:35 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: The Ghost of Pandemic Present
For every pot there is a lid.
Or in this case, an old tarpaulin that used to cover a boat in someone's side yard.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest
But enough about Hillary Clintton...
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2021 04:35 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Broseidon
So, so harsh.
Who among us here have been whores, street walkers, sluts, and not taken advantage of those who would pay us for sexual favors? And Sunset Joe likes her. Wonder what Hunter thinks?
Yes, admittedly, mistakes were made. Nevertheless (and Nevergiveup), I think Cardi B makes a great example to young women.....of what to avoid.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 16, 2021 04:35 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: ace at March 16, 2021 04:32 PM (5+1A/)
I don't know ace, I read your lawyers response to that lawsuit back in the day. At least at that point in time, you were identifying as the "generic she/her."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 04:35 PM (UPoLF)
Unfortunately, we need someone to go in there and check the pilot light.
You were our choice.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2021 04:35 PM (1gDYJ)
And some of them are cock teasers. Literally.
Get you where you are naked and about to do the deed and then freak out and say they can't go thru with it.
That's happened just once for me. I got up got dressed and said "let me know when you're ready." (ps. I had heard that she had pulled this on some other folks so I was not being insensitive.) I wonder sometimes if she was looking for someone to not stop and force her. Some people do get off like that. Or so they say.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 16, 2021 04:36 PM (OikrH)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 16, 2021 04:36 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2021 04:36 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2021 04:35 PM (1gDYJ)
Nothing quite like being volun-told.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 16, 2021 04:36 PM (XeEyo)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2021 04:30 PM (i0wNm)
Dunno. Asexuals don't usually date as much as Taylor has. You might be right about her being frigid, of course.
I volunteer as Tribune to find out the truth of this.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 16, 2021 04:34 PM (ifmtJ)
Actually, if I think about it, it makes perfect sense that she "dates around" and is asexual.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 16, 2021 04:36 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 16, 2021 04:36 PM (nxdel)
She pretty much has to at this point. She can't get any whiter.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2021 04:36 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Jackie Mackie Paisley Passey at March 16, 2021 04:36 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Gref at March 16, 2021 04:37 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 16, 2021 04:37 PM (nimXh)
He supported Steve Forbes in 2000.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 16, 2021 04:32 PM (xPl2J)
Well, "Romeo's Tune" was a great song.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2021 04:37 PM (dWwl8)
Can a dick throw up?
Posted by: Bruce at March 16, 2021 04:37 PM (vd8XM)
#BornThisWay
Posted by: Broseidon at March 16, 2021 04:37 PM (tidRf)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2021 04:37 PM (n+4am)
The Forest Pixy - not down to get down ? Yeah - no shocker. Remember - she hit Nashville at a very young age. The Nashville music scene is just the LA minor leagues at this point, I hear.
That girl hates men. But she couldn't keep her shit straight chasing them earlier. Something in that picture just ain't right.
Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 16, 2021 04:37 PM (aOwS2)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 16, 2021 04:38 PM (XeEyo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2021 04:38 PM (VP4Cd)
She should get ahead of the curve, and come out as trans-human.
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Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 16, 2021 04:38 PM (nimXh)
Posted by: Fool Otto at March 16, 2021 04:38 PM (DB16e)
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Dragonkind, FTW.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 16, 2021 04:39 PM (XeEyo)
That girl hates men. But she couldn't keep her shit straight chasing them earlier. Something in that picture just ain't right.
Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 16, 2021 04:37 PM (aOwS2)
I think her parents were lawyers in the industry, though. Rumor is they never allowed her to be in a room with anyone unless at least one parent was there, and would not allow her to go to any parties when she was underaged, which led a lot of people in the industry to say she was "difficult to work with."
I tend to believe it, she seems much better adjusted then more girls who become famous singers at 15 or whatever she was. Despite leaving a trail of ex's behind her.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 04:40 PM (UPoLF)
I don't know - it used to be enough to claim you were bi, pick up some "independent" movie role where you make out with some other starlet and call it a day but Ellen Page is ending that whole deal.
On the plus side for Taylor if she has to become a guy to stay in the entertainment industry she's already got the right name and won't need breast removal surgery.
Posted by: Obligatory at March 16, 2021 04:40 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Samples R Us at March 16, 2021 04:40 PM (rxR5g)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2021 04:40 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 16, 2021 04:40 PM (YfJHp)
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Dragonkind, FTW.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 16, 2021 04:39 PM (XeEyo)
Pretty sure that's a lemure. No, not a lemur.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 16, 2021 04:40 PM (Zm+LZ)
I had to watch the "Did Cardi B. fart" Youtube thing, and noticed something. The female narration was a computer generated text-to-speech voice.
They can't even get a real person to read their crap for them, they're doing Alexa-like computer voices on this mindless garbage "content" they put out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 16, 2021 04:41 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 16, 2021 04:41 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 16, 2021 04:36 PM (nxdel)
There must be some kind of fan rumor that she secretly is.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 16, 2021 04:41 PM (9Ovst)
though. Rumor is they never allowed her to be in a room with anyone
unless at least one parent was there, and would not allow her to go to
any parties when she was underaged, which led a lot of people in the
industry to say she was "difficult to work with."
I tend to believe it, she seems much better adjusted then more girls
who become famous singers at 15 or whatever she was. Despite leaving a
trail of ex's behind her.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 04:40 PM (UPoLF)
Thought her dad was President of Swift Trucking
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 16, 2021 04:41 PM (k/TB6)
Who needs arms when you could have my sucker charms?
Posted by: Dirty Starfish at March 16, 2021 04:41 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 16, 2021 04:41 PM (DXFDM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2021 04:40 PM (KZzsI)
I honestly preferred her "natural" look more, with her slightly crooked teeth and less than perfect nose and cheekbones.
I think it made her look more like a real girl. Now she looks a bit ... fake. Obviously not as fake as a Kardashian or anything, but still.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 04:41 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2021 04:42 PM (r+sAi)
But as Kananga, the role was made for him.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 16, 2021 04:42 PM (aXxgO)
You were our choice.
---------
Somebody's going to get hurt trying to force me to go near that thing, lol.
Posted by: dartist at March 16, 2021 04:42 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2021 04:42 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 16, 2021 04:42 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Obligatory at March 16, 2021 04:42 PM (qlFIA)
Shit. I'd have to do something real.........
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, Douche at March 16, 2021 04:43 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Confused bonehead at March 16, 2021 04:43 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Lumiere at March 16, 2021 04:43 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death
Can't get the load to her dock without a crash either eh?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2021 04:43 PM (Rvt88)
Swift looks better if Google Images is to be believed.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 16, 2021 04:43 PM (yQpMk)
What are the current bullshit lefty statistics on rape?
Trick question, they believe all sex is rape.
Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2021 04:43 PM (t9O/o)
twitter is just mental poisen
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 16, 2021 04:44 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 16, 2021 04:41 PM (k/TB6)
We were both wrong, her dad was a stockbroker at merrill lynch, and her mom was a mutual fund marketing exec, who became a homemaker to raise the kids.
I must have been thinking about someone else whose parents were industry lawyers.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 04:44 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Gwenn at March 16, 2021 04:44 PM (9Gr7n)
I saw her open for George Strait years ago. She was amazing. My daughter met her that night and has been a huge fan ever since. I loved her early stuff everything she does now sounds the same to me. I don't like or dislike her. I pretty don't pay attention to her. Except when daughter has the music on full blast.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 16, 2021 04:44 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2021 04:37 PM (dWwl
==========
Would be a great Mystery Click!
Posted by: Doof at March 16, 2021 04:44 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2021 04:44 PM (+lwg5)
Posted by: What a time to be alive at March 16, 2021 04:44 PM (rxR5g)
Posted by: Obligatory at March 16, 2021 04:42 PM (qlFIA)
Oh. Well, if so, that would explain a lot.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 04:44 PM (UPoLF)
I have no dog in the hunt. I don't even know what she looks like.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 16, 2021 04:44 PM (41klY)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2021 04:45 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 16, 2021 04:45 PM (jvt6t)
Me either. I'm just glad they don't hang around me anymore. Nothing made me feel as disgusted.
Posted by: The Pole at March 16, 2021 04:45 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 16, 2021 04:45 PM (BxoIN)
> Pretty sure that's a lemure.
It's Lumiere, for I am a candlestick.
Posted by: Lumiere
Joey the lemur from King Dinosaur.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2021 04:46 PM (63Dwl)
Jewells - I would give Rev's eye teeth to have seen George Strait. How fun for you!
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2021 04:46 PM (45fpk)
Posted by: Confused Boner at March 16, 2021 04:46 PM (rxR5g)
Man, these singers are all just interchangeable to me.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 16, 2021 04:46 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2021 04:46 PM (i0wNm)
The phrase "Days of Noah" comes to mind. But hell, I don't believe even they were this degenerate.
I imagine the denizens of Sodom and Gomorrah would be shocked at current culture.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 16, 2021 04:46 PM (Mzdiz)
Trump and Georgia's lead election investigator, she was Georgia Sec of
State Raffensperger's former campaign
manager.https://tinyurl.com/ydtb95c5
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 16, 2021 04:12 PM (MDvbP)
Any relation to Klaus?
Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2021 04:47 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 16, 2021 04:47 PM (AD3JT)
This post reminds me of that song that goes she has a built-in ability...to take everything she sees.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2021 04:48 PM (2zMax)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 16, 2021 04:48 PM (3QAtO)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 16, 2021 04:48 PM (tidRf)
A tshirt that stood out to me read "Black Excellence". I know double standards and all, but I could imagine if I wore a White Excellence shirt into that store I would get arrested
Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2021 04:48 PM (WoyGL)
Posted by: Joe Biden, Certainly Not a Stooge at March 16, 2021 04:48 PM (sWM8x)
Man, these singers are all just interchangeable to me.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 16, 2021 04:46 PM (yQpMk)
Miley Cyrus is actually a pretty talented singer, but she had campy pop songs written for her, and was almost definitely repeated molested while working for disney and afterwards, and her life kind of spiraled. Although she was on Joe Rogan not too long ago, and seemed to be more normal now, although she sounds like she smokes a pack of cigarettes a minute. Apparently she fucked her vocal chords with years of non stop singing from age like 8.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 04:48 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2021 04:48 PM (r+sAi)
And by days of Noah, I'm not talking about Noah Cyrus, Miley Cyrus' younger sister who is hitting the pop scene now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 16, 2021 04:48 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Moon Unit and Dweezil Zappa at March 16, 2021 04:49 PM (aXxgO)
2 hours plus of #1 hits one after the other with no explosions. No fancy light/laser shows. Just George, The Ace In The Hole Band and music.
Quite refreshing from say, a Garth Brooks Vegas act.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 16, 2021 04:49 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Bosk at March 16, 2021 04:49 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 16, 2021 04:49 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 16, 2021 04:49 PM (2zMax)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2021 04:49 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 16, 2021 04:50 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Gwenn at March 16, 2021 04:44 PM (9Gr7n)
No, no, no.
One was 11 and the other 13 and anyway they were both begging for it.
Posted by: Lefty Scumbag at March 16, 2021 04:50 PM (t9O/o)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 16, 2021 04:50 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
The problem is much higher. Immediately behind the eyes and between the ears.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2021 04:51 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 16, 2021 04:47 PM (AD3JT)
FIFFPONVNA*
*Fixed it for you on future nature versus nurture argument
Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2021 04:51 PM (dWwl8)
Posted by: x4 at March 16, 2021 04:51 PM (oA+QO)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2021 04:51 PM (i0wNm)
2 hours plus of #1 hits one after the other with no explosions. No
fancy light/laser shows. Just George, The Ace In The Hole Band and
music.
Sounds perfect.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2021 04:51 PM (45fpk)
Kotto was good in Alien. Starts out as kind of a jerk but has an arc and dies heroically.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at March 16, 2021 04:24 PM (6Pqz7)
=========
3.
Sigourney Weaver, Veronica Cartwright, and Tom Skerritt.
And with the exception of Skerritt, they've died in the order they died in the movie: Hurt/ Stockton / (not Skerritt) / Holm / Kotto.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 16, 2021 04:51 PM (p7r9F)
I wouldn't mind seeing him live. I heard it's a hell of a show. My daughter saw him a few years ago. Said it was the best concert she ever saw.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 16, 2021 04:51 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2021 04:52 PM (Cxk7w)
If white people are a toxic contaminant, why do brown people want their hair?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 16, 2021 04:52 PM (zCde3)
I have no dog in the hunt. I don't even know what she looks like.
My Hollywood cousin says the same about Kelly Clarkson. I know Clarkson's a big lefty but from a cuz who worked closely with her for years, Clarkson is just about the most prepared, professional and talented person she's (my cousin) ever worked with.
One cool story: one of those big awards shows, lots of different singers doing their songs throughout the broadcast. Clarkson showed up early, nailed her rehearsal in one take, then mentioned to the producer that if any other celebs didn't show or couldn't go (rumors of drug use regarding a couple of celebs on the show) she had *also learned everyone else's songs, in the keys they were going to sing them in!* The bigshots were astounded.
Then she went and hung with the crew, all of whom she knew by name, wearing jeans, barefoot, no makeup...Damn i wish she wasn't a lefty.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2021 04:52 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2021 04:52 PM (63Dwl)
Zoom Escaper lets you sabotage your own meetings with audio problems, crying babies, and more
https://tinyurl.com/zkux5zej (links to theverge)
Yesterday's Dilbert was him putting "credits" into a Zoom meeting to get people to leave.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 16, 2021 04:52 PM (SchxB)
not all flashy and stuff. He just stands there and sings but that's
really all I care about. Sixty number one hits. I think he's doing
something right
Posted by: Jewells at March 16, 2021 04:50 PM (nxdel)
I wonder if he still tours. I'll have to look him up.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2021 04:52 PM (45fpk)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2021 04:52 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 16, 2021 04:47 PM (AD3JT)
Sometimes I think the collapse of the US dollar can't come fast enough.
Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2021 04:53 PM (gAFsE)
Mean Girls Syndrome doesn't stop after high school
Posted by: kbdabear at March 16, 2021 04:53 PM (qAR6u)
fancy light/laser shows. Just George, The Ace In The Hole Band and
music.
Yep. And here's what was amazing the first time I saw him. When he played Amarillo By Morning the crowd went insane. I was very close to the stage and I could see his reaction. He was truly moved. Sixty #1 hits and that is NOT one of them.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 16, 2021 04:53 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 16, 2021 04:53 PM (p7r9F)
Posted by: x4 at March 16, 2021 04:51 PM (oA+QO)
Fact check: true.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2021 04:53 PM (t+qrx)
Saw him at Texas Stadium in 92 or 93. It was cool, I guess. They made it rain onstage for Thunder Rolls and then he went flying from one end of the stadium to another. Weird.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 16, 2021 04:53 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 16, 2021 04:52 PM (zCde3)
Asian hair.*
Weaves are either synthetic, or made from the hair of poor women in Asia who may or may not have any say in whether or not their hair gets cut off, turned in to a weave, and sold to black women in the US, to be sewn on their tightly braided hair and worn for weeks (or months, gulp) before discarded.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 04:53 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2021 04:48 PM (WoyGL)
...
Try "power" instead.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 16, 2021 04:54 PM (yL25O)
I propose that all humans refrain from using Twitter in any way and leave to the blue-haired NPC freaks for their little circle-jerk with Jonah and the other cucks.
I'm astounded it hasn't happened yet.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2021 04:54 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2021 04:54 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Jewells at March 16, 2021 04:51 PM (nxdel)
My son said the same.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2021 04:54 PM (45fpk)
Posted by: Dr. DJ3Way at March 16, 2021 04:55 PM (bhPL1)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 16, 2021 04:55 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Ktgreat
she hit the nail on the head
Posted by: x4 at March 16, 2021 04:55 PM (oA+QO)
People started dancing in the aisles when ABM was played.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 16, 2021 04:55 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2021 04:55 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Gwenn at March 16, 2021 04:44 PM (9Gr7n)
I just hope Sluggo wasn't involved.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2021 04:55 PM (dWwl8)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 16, 2021 04:46 PM (Mzdiz)
I don't know... they tried to rape angels
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 16, 2021 04:56 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2021 04:52 PM (Cxk7w)
I want Twitter to ban all the males for a week. Not because Twitter or Lefties or anything, I'm just morbidly curious about what would happen on the platform.
My guess? Two days of fist pumping about The Sisterhood... Then trailing off... Then a ghost town by the end of the week.
Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2021 04:56 PM (gAFsE)
youtube.com/watch?v=XjM3retWtp4
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 16, 2021 04:56 PM (YiTfq)
Posted by: My boner at March 16, 2021 04:56 PM (Q3oNv)
Twitter is indeed brain poison. All of social media is. Honestly I'm shocked to realize that my conclusions on this sound like some Art Bell conspiracy nut guest in the good ol' days of Coast to Coast AM, but it's the truth.
Social media is a tool to the globalist oligarchy to basically mind control the population. Dumb them down and sort of reprogram their brains to be the sheep they want for the Brave New World they want to create.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 16, 2021 04:56 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Ktgreat
And she wouldn't let Kulture hear Wet Assed Pussy and got upset when someone did play it gor her.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2021 04:56 PM (OCTRt)
That's the kind of act I like to see in a small theater or a bar.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2021 04:56 PM (KZzsI)
The ones that look like little kids with a bow and arrow? That's hot
Posted by: Most of Hollywood at March 16, 2021 04:56 PM (qlFIA)
I actually met here wayyy back in the day, a few years after she won American Idol, but I guess before she got famouser. Maybe 2006? She was opening for Brad Paisley in Baltimore, and my friends and I got to the concert very early to tailgate, not realizing there wasn't really a parking lot to tailgate in.
Anyways, I didn't know who she was, but one of my buddies did, and we ended up talking to her for a while. She was hanging outside an RV holding a little dog in one of those like fold up tailgating chairs, and seemed super nice, but mildly amused that none of us really knew who she was. One of my only real interactions with a "famous" person, I suppose. Anyways, yeah -- she seemed really down to earth and nice.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 04:57 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2021 04:51 PM (i0wNm)
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"Swift molten heat" = near instantaneous core dump
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 16, 2021 04:57 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 16, 2021 04:57 PM (AD3JT)
Also: I posit that there are no males on Twitter. They're like Ken dolls, designed by Mattel to annoy the fuck out of everyone instead of just getting cucked by G.I. Joe.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2021 04:57 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 16, 2021 04:58 PM (jvt6t)
But she successful because her parents bought her the right connections and she's pretty.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2021 04:58 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 16, 2021 04:58 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 16, 2021 04:58 PM (Mzdiz)
Pretty much as my cousin described her. "The Non-Diva."
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2021 04:58 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 16, 2021 04:59 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2021 04:58 PM (qlFIA)
Well, that is kind of how the world works, no?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 04:59 PM (UPoLF)
don't get it. The vagina's right there. It's awesome and you don't get
shit all over your dick.
Exactly! Never understood the appeal. Toilet paper is a billion dollar industry and people went insane when they thought there was a shortage because they want feces as far away from their bodies as possible. Yet homosexuals -- and some heteros -- do it on purpose. Hard to believe you have to persuade homosexuals to use condoms. Seems like they'd want to wear at least six of them.
Posted by: Eternity Matters at March 16, 2021 04:59 PM (wTQs/)
"Horrifying Fact: Cardi B has a child. That child's name? Kulture."
Kulture B
Honey B
Killer B
The possibilities are endless.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2021 04:59 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 04:59 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 16, 2021 04:57 PM (AD3JT)
That was my other suspicion. I'm not on there, I'm just curious in a "Let's engineer a mutant strain of lobster, what could go wrong" kind of way.
Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2021 04:59 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Gwenn at March 16, 2021 04:59 PM (9Gr7n)
But she successful because her parents bought her the right connections and she's pretty.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2021 04:58 PM (qlFIA)
They may have made the right connections in the beginning, but she seems to have a head for business and knows her niche. Selling angsty pop songs to teenaged girls going through their first breakup is lucrative, so I can't blame her for making the most of it.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 16, 2021 05:00 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Eternity Matters
The stink is part of the kink for them.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2021 05:00 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 04:59 PM (UPoLF)
Are you suggesting that Janis was ugly?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 16, 2021 05:00 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2021 04:59 PM (gAFsE)
++++
Do you write screenplays for those "SciFi Channel Original Movies," by chance?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2021 05:01 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 16, 2021 05:01 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 16, 2021 05:01 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 04:59 PM (UPoLF)
Bette Midler would qualify.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2021 05:01 PM (dWwl8)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2021 05:01 PM (45fpk)
Honey B
Killer B
The possibilities are endless.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2021 04:59 P
*stage whisper*
Someone tell her that African tribes name children after weather, because it signifies strength, so she should name her kid Cyclone
Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2021 05:02 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2021 05:02 PM (2DOZq)
I would imagine that Ms. Swift is stuck mostly dating celebrity men, so she might be understandably jaded about dating at this point.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 16, 2021 04:59 PM (jOcSX)
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She had sex with John Mayer. She evidently has no standards, and *anyone* will do.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2021 05:02 PM (Uh2oA)
Outside the blues I cannot think of any. But then how many really ugly dudes become big stars these days?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2021 05:02 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 16, 2021 05:02 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 16, 2021 05:02 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 16, 2021 05:03 PM (41klY)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2021 05:01 PM (45fpk)
I'm sorry... What?
Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2021 05:03 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2021 05:02 PM (KZzsI)
There's a ton of ugly men that sing.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2021 05:04 PM (45fpk)
I wonder if Cardi B. and Uncle Joe had a fart party. A fart 'n' shart.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 16, 2021 05:04 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2021 05:04 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2021 05:01 PM (45fpk)
I'm sorry... What?
Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2021 05:03 PM (gAFsE)
Agnathan, (superclass Agnatha), any member of the group of primitive jawless fishes that includes the lampreys (order Petromyzoniformes), hagfishes (order Myxiniformes), and several extinct groups.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2021 05:04 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 16, 2021 05:04 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 16, 2021 05:00 PM (yQpMk)
She was very average. Her lifestyle certainly can't have helped.
Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2021 05:04 PM (gAFsE)
No need to suggest, she hit every branch on the way down the ugly tree
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2021 05:04 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2021 05:03 PM (gAFsE)
Oh - he said UGLY. My mistake.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2021 05:04 PM (45fpk)
Ugly men in music aren't super common either but they exist. No one was going to an Eddie Money show for his matinee idol looks.
Posted by: Broseidon at March 16, 2021 05:04 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2021 05:05 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 16, 2021 05:04 PM (H5knJ)
Amy Winehouse, aka Crackhead Sarah Silverman
Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2021 05:05 PM (gAFsE)
You mean currently because there are some but in the past their were many.
Currently Billie Eilish is not too attractive. Miley Cyrus looks like an ugly teen age boy to me.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2021 05:05 PM (2DOZq)
Absolutely, but how many were established stars before 20 years ago?
These days you gotta be all cute and sculpted to get into the music business.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2021 05:05 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 16, 2021 05:05 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 16, 2021 05:05 PM (2zMax)
Posted by: Eternity Matters at March 16, 2021 04:59 PM (wTQs/)
Yeah, I don't get it either. I've talked to a lot of my guy friends about it, though, and we all agree that it's pretty fucking gross. I think porn was why everyone in my generation thought we HAD TO TRY IT, then everyone did was like "ehhh... yeah. Not in to that."
And I've heard enough details from gay friends about it all that it definitely makes me never want to try it again. Apparently, too much anal sex causes permanent damage to the fuckee. Not to mention the stink dick the fucker has to deal with every time.
10 out of 10 would not recommend. But, I'm also a bit of a germophobe, so YMMV.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 05:06 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2021 04:51 PM (i0wNm)
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"Swift molten heat" = near instantaneous core dump
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 16, 2021 04:57 PM (Dc2NZ)
...
HI-HO.
Hot in, hot out.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 16, 2021 05:06 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2021 05:07 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2021 05:07 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2021 05:02 PM (KZzsI)
Max Verstappen, bless his heart. Red Bull is constantly photoshopping him, and when they do photoshoots, they have him in dramatic lighting or wearing a hat or hoodie so his face is in shadow.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at March 16, 2021 05:07 PM (G6Lqs)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 16, 2021 05:07 PM (41klY)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2021 05:07 PM (xfb67)
Currently Billie Eilish is not too attractive.
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You beat me to it. She's ugly as a mud fence. And has no talent. And looks like a complete junkie. She will *not* be around for long. That flash will leave the pan, or they'll find her facedown in a hobo encampment with a needle in her arm.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2021 05:07 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2021 05:05 PM (2DOZq)
Eh, I guess maybe Billie whatever the fuck her last name is. Although she's not atrocious.
Miley Cyrus was a cute kid when she got hired at Disney, was very attractive in her late teens / early 20's, and just... has not aged very well.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 05:07 PM (UPoLF)
To me Agnetha was better looking than Anni-Frid.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 16, 2021 05:08 PM (Mzdiz)
These days you gotta be all cute and sculpted to get into the music business.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2021 05:05 PM (KZzsI)
...
Chris Stapleton?
Posted by: TexasDan at March 16, 2021 05:08 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2021 05:07 PM (xfb67)
Amy Winehouse was definitely cute when she started off, but yeah, drugs and alcohol were not kind to her.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 05:08 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2021 05:08 PM (gAFsE)
And Janis wasn't ugly just homely.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 16, 2021 05:09 PM (OikrH)
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2021 05:09 PM (v0R5T)
As for Madonna...she needs to go away...so I can continue to not miss her and not think about her.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 16, 2021 05:09 PM (2SdPm)
Absolutely, but how many were established stars before 20 years ago?
These days you gotta be all cute and sculpted to get into the music business.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2021 05:05 PM (KZzsI)M
Ed Sheeran
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2021 05:09 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2021 05:09 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Mishdog at March 16, 2021 05:09 PM (cqAUI)
I think Cyrus would be perfectly okay. Its her behavior more than anything else that makes her ugly, along with some atrocious styling choices. She's one of many who doesn't get that there's slutty-good and slutty-bad.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 16, 2021 05:09 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 16, 2021 05:10 PM (41klY)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2021 05:07 PM (xfb67)
Amy Winehouse was definitely cute when she started off, but yeah, drugs and alcohol were not kind to her.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 05:08 PM (UPoLF)
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Yeah, Amy was plump and curvy and cute. Sad what she did to herself.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 16, 2021 05:10 PM (2SdPm)
Saw the same thing. I check out Poso several times a day. This morning was fine. Now I'm locked out. I'm not on twitter.
Posted by: Bosk at March 16, 2021 05:10 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2021 05:02 PM (Uh2oA)
Oh, cmon, he's a good looking and talented guy.
Has he had sex with every famous person on the planet? Sure.
But he's also a pretty big star and, again, not a bad looking guy at all.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 05:10 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 16, 2021 05:10 PM (2SdPm)
IIRC she had a boyfriend who was also a massive junkie, that can't have helped.
Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2021 05:11 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 05:07 PM (UPoLF)
She was never cute to me much less very attractive. But that's what makes the world go round.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2021 05:11 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 16, 2021 05:01 PM (icI8A)
We'll see how long that marriage lasts.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 16, 2021 05:11 PM (jOcSX)
As for Madonna...she needs to go away.
She proved sex sells but when you are 60 something you have to find another schtick.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2021 05:11 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2021 05:08 PM (gAFsE)
.......
Seen hotter dog meat.
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2021 05:11 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2021 05:12 PM (+lwg5)
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 16, 2021 05:12 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2021 05:01 PM (45fpk)
I'm sorry... What?
Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2021 05:03 PM (gAFsE)
I don't know. something is going on.
Posted by: x4 at March 16, 2021 05:12 PM (oA+QO)
Posted by: jakee308 at March 16, 2021 05:09 PM (OikrH)
ehhh... YMMV, but uh... I don't know, man. heh.
I'll put it this way, if I brought her home, I'd be sneaking her out the back door if any of my friends were coming over in the morning IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 05:12 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2021 05:02 PM (Uh2oA)
So you're saying there's a chance?
Posted by: Patton Oswalt at March 16, 2021 05:12 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 16, 2021 05:12 PM (XeEyo)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 16, 2021 05:12 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Guy who says Phil Collins ruined everything at March 16, 2021 05:13 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2021 05:13 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 05:10 PM (UPoLF)
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It's not his looks, exactly - He's a hollow-eyed creeper that I'd cross the street to avoid. He looks like he's out to do something horrible in every photo I've ever seen of him. He probably wears people's faces as a mask when nobody's around.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2021 05:13 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 05:12 PM (UPoLF)
Mo-ped.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 16, 2021 05:13 PM (WsidB)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 16, 2021 05:13 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Madonna at March 16, 2021 05:13 PM (NnSGz)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2021 05:13 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 16, 2021 05:02 PM (ptqGC)
Seriously? I can't even imagine..did he even understand what she was saying?
Posted by: IC - China Joe is a fraud at March 16, 2021 05:14 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Flyover at March 16, 2021 05:14 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Vanya
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What little I've seen of her (thankfully!), she's cruel-looking.
Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 05:14 PM (SrypL)
Posted by: Boswell at March 16, 2021 05:14 PM (w2LAm)
Their spirit lives on. Just more evidence of the unhinged, God-hating nature of the LGBTQX lobby.
The men of Sodom groped for the door to pursue their perverse desires even AFTER God literally blinded them*. You'd think that if that happened to you mid-sin that you just might considering pausing for a moment. Leftists are never going to give up easily.
Posted by: Eternity Matters at March 16, 2021 05:15 PM (wTQs/)
Posted by: Broseidon at March 16, 2021 05:01 PM (icI8A)
We'll see how long that marriage lasts.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 16, 2021 05:11 PM (jOcSX)
...
I would make $22B or whatever it is last foreeeeever.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 16, 2021 05:15 PM (yL25O)
Patsy Cline sang beautifully but she was no beauty even before her car crash
Carly Simon and Tori Amos are two who were like Seinfeld's "Two-Face" girlfriend. Could be gorgeous or homely depending on the angle, makeup, and lighting.
Mama Cass Elliot might have been nice looking before she put on 250 lbs, hard to tell.
Posted by: kbdabear at March 16, 2021 05:15 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Flyover at March 16, 2021 05:16 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 16, 2021 05:16 PM (iDvKn)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 16, 2021 05:18 PM (qAR6u)
Spell it out. It isn't love. It's perversion and masturbation.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 16, 2021 04:24 PM (okGHj)
Completely agree. Take back the language.
Posted by: Flyover at March 16, 2021 05:25 PM (Rbu5d)
Jus' sayin'.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 16, 2021 05:26 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: SpamfRoming at March 16, 2021 05:27 PM (7HnEw)
Jus' sayin'.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 16, 2021 05:26 PM (x8Wzq)
She's said that it's a deliberate choice to not make her body the object of discussion. I can't say that I blame her. She's underage, so it's probably the smart way to go.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 16, 2021 05:28 PM (jOcSX)
Gray-Ace
"Asexual (ace): a sexual orientation which a person experiences no sexual attraction."
In the ancient tongue it was known as frigid.
Posted by: YIKES! at March 16, 2021 05:33 PM (t6XCL)
Its hard to find a voice as gorgeous as Cline's - interesting fun fact - Willy Nelson wrote songs for her! On one of her albums he's depicted on the back with a 50's crew cut...embarrassing!
She was no beauty, Patsy, and her and her husband were pretty wild, drinking and carrin' on, as they say in the South...but she was an angel in the pulpit - and as Jesus says: 'there is a room in God's house for all'
...I hope I am assigned to her room, I'd love to hear her sing.
Posted by: Boswell at March 16, 2021 05:54 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Deplorably Bonnie Blue says TRUMP WON and MAGA DITTOS, RUSH at March 16, 2021 05:58 PM (BNMel)
Posted by: Mao at March 16, 2021 06:16 PM (49Dnm)
Posted by: Stout at March 16, 2021 06:16 PM (EHSFD)
Posted by: Zombie Napolean at March 16, 2021 04:15 PM (jvt6t)
It did something to me.
Posted by: limp noodle at March 16, 2021 06:17 PM (nK77q)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 16, 2021 06:18 PM (49Dnm)
Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2021 04:48 PM (WoyGL)
...
Try "power" instead.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 16, 2021 04:54 PM (yL25O)
Back in late 1992, when "X" came out, there were a bunch of baseball caps with "X" on them. It was fashionable for some. My friends and I were tempted to walk up to people wearing them and ask "What's with the 10?"
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 16, 2021 06:22 PM (49Dnm)
Posted by: Eric S., (D-CA) at March 16, 2021 06:27 PM (DMUuz)
So mental illness unsurprising.
Posted by: Paisley at March 16, 2021 06:57 PM (ny1NG)
"Calm down, it's going to be okay, I'm getting us out of here right now."
Posted by: Monty James at March 16, 2021 11:48 PM (Zqz9o)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2021 04:18 PM (VP4Cd)
Once you run dry on shocking Christians, you run low on religions you can safely try and shock.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2021 01:02 AM (EJbIh)
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